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Dec. 29, 2009 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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JRE - End Of The World #2
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The Joe Rogan Experience.
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joe rogan
It's live.
That's it.
End of the world, part two.
Tim Dillon, you savage.
It's good to see you, my friend.
tim dillon
Thank you for having me.
We're back.
joe rogan
Kyle Kalinske, a voice of reason, a person who actually understands politics.
kyle kulinski
That's debatable.
joe rogan
It is debatable.
kyle kulinski
We'll see how much the voice of reason I am.
joe rogan
I will say, I will lean towards you knowing what you're talking about.
What's going on?
unidentified
Oh.
joe rogan
So, do you have an opinion about how this is going to go down?
kyle kulinski
Yeah, do I have a prediction?
joe rogan
Yes.
kyle kulinski
Yes.
It's very likely to be Joe Biden winning.
joe rogan
And what makes you say this?
kyle kulinski
First of all, let me just make clear so we don't get mass downvoted.
I'm not saying that because I necessarily want that to happen.
I'm saying that empirically, I think it's very likely that he's going to win.
And the reason I say that is, I actually sent this to you, Jamie, if you want to pull it up, but when you look at the polls, and I know we get into whether or not you should even believe the polls, right?
joe rogan
Right.
kyle kulinski
Because you don't think so, right?
joe rogan
Well, my thing with polls, I even have a bit on it, is like, who answers polls?
Morons.
So if you're listening to morons, like 46% of morons believe this.
But nobody, a normal person with a regular life, hey Kyle, may I have a few minutes of your time to ask you about politics?
You don't say yes to that.
Morons say yes to that.
So the people that you're polling are almost all morons.
Or lonely or sad.
kyle kulinski
Lonely or sad.
tim dillon
It's true.
Nobody polls me.
I'm waiting every night for a call I want to talk for hours about and no one cares.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Have you ever answered a poll?
kyle kulinski
I've never answered a poll, no.
joe rogan
Have you?
tim dillon
I've never been called.
joe rogan
Jamie, have you ever answered a poll?
kyle kulinski
Not a real one.
For Kleenex.
tim dillon
I don't know who they call and why they call them.
joe rogan
I don't believe in Poles and I don't believe in Nielsen families.
I don't think they're real.
I've never met a Nielsen family.
tim dillon
That's a good point.
joe rogan
People say they have a friend.
Oh, my friend's a Nielsen family.
tim dillon
Right.
joe rogan
Really?
unidentified
Right.
tim dillon
So our ratings, everything's just fake.
joe rogan
It's all fake.
tim dillon
Yeah, we don't know anything.
joe rogan
The news is now...
kyle kulinski
The news is definitely fake, I'll give you that.
joe rogan
Do you remember when fake news, when you would hear fake news, you'd be like, that's such an unfortunate term.
I hate when people say that, because you know it's not fake.
kyle kulinski
You know Hillary started that, right?
It wasn't Trump.
unidentified
What?
kyle kulinski
Hillary was the first, the original one who said fake news, and then Trump took it and ran with it, and now everybody thinks it's just a Trump thing.
joe rogan
No way!
When did she do that?
kyle kulinski
I think the first time that that term came up, she said something.
It may have been in the context of like, oh, we need to regulate fake news online.
Like, fake news.
There's all these stories that blow up on Facebook and they're not true and maybe we should do something about it.
And she used the term fake news in a speech.
And then after that, it was Trump who started using it.
Now everybody thinks it's, you know, been him all along.
unidentified
Hmm.
joe rogan
Interesting.
Interesting.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, he used it a lot.
That's for sure.
kyle kulinski
I mean, yeah, now it's his, obviously.
It's crazy, though, that he's got like a patent on it.
joe rogan
2016 was when we first heard that term.
Like, we have existed for a long time.
There's been media for a long time.
There's even internet for a long time, relatively.
And yet, fake news is a new thing.
And now...
But I used to think it was bullshit.
I used to think it was a cheap cop-out for someone who didn't want to deal with facts, and they would just tell their people, hey, this is fake news.
And you'd be like, but you know, that's not fake.
kyle kulinski
See...
I think Trump resonated is because he would say stuff that I think people around the country just had a sense that he he's right about it like Joe think about it the media in this country lied us into the Iraq war right if there was like that is the definition of fake news and Not only is it fake news, but it's fake news that led to the deaths of 200,000 innocent Iraqi civilians and thousands of our own soldiers.
joe rogan
When you say that, you don't think they were in on it, do you?
kyle kulinski
No, I don't think, see, the way it works is, and Noam Chomsky's got a book called Manufacturing Consent, where he really dives into the specifics of this and gives you the mechanics of it.
But basically the way it works is...
The people who get hired at these news outlets, they've all had like the proper training.
They go to the Ivy League schools, you know, they study journalism, and you only get promoted if they know you're really not going to rock the boat.
And what I mean by that is you basically repeat the line that the government wants you to repeat.
And so, you know, when George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were out there making the case, a good little journalist says, oh, here's what the president says, and here's what the vice president says, and they're saying that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction, and then you had Colin Powell go to the UN and hold up the uranium and say, oh, see, I mean, what do you want to do?
Do you want, what did they say?
Do you want the evidence to come in the form of a mushroom-shaped cloud?
That was them saying, we need to act now, and forget about proving it, we have to act now, and the media went right along with them.
joe rogan
Was there any doubt That they knew that that was not true.
kyle kulinski
I think there are probably some people who made the argument who were convinced of the propaganda themselves.
But no, the decision had been made long before that, that Saddam Hussein was on a list of rogue actors who we wanted to overthrow.
And by the way, that list still exists today.
So all this fighting that we do with Iran, they're on the list and we want to overthrow them as well.
A lot of people don't know the history of it.
tim dillon
We want to get them bad.
joe rogan
They executed that Olympic wrestler?
tim dillon
No, why did they do that?
joe rogan
Because he went to a protest.
tim dillon
Oh, the Iranians executed?
joe rogan
Yeah, he went to a peaceful protest and they wanted to make an example of him.
He's an Olympic hero.
tim dillon
How did they execute him?
joe rogan
I don't know.
tim dillon
Geez.
joe rogan
I don't know, but the UFC made a push.
Dana White put out a video begging the government to please not execute him.
kyle kulinski
It's an authoritarian theocracy, you know?
That's what happens.
There's no social freedoms.
The idea of freedom of speech is...
Totally far in there.
joe rogan
Well, it's, as you said, a theocracy.
I talked about it with Glenn Greenwald, too, that they have an extraordinary high number of transgender women.
kyle kulinski
Because they don't allow gay people.
joe rogan
They don't allow gay people.
Yeah, so if you're a man and you're attracted to men, you have to become a woman.
kyle kulinski
Right.
joe rogan
Which is crazy that they're okay with that.
tim dillon
In a weird way, kind of very progressive.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim dillon
Like an incredibly progressive state?
kyle kulinski
Skip the gay thing and go right to the trance thing.
joe rogan
It's progressive and homophobic at the same time.
In a super weird way.
We're dealing in 2020 and people getting beheaded in France for showing cartoons.
It's happening all over again.
kyle kulinski
I was actually just talking about this earlier that, you know, one of our top allies, Saudi Arabia, they still behead people in the public square.
joe rogan
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
You know?
And they do it for drug smuggling.
They do it for apostasy.
All these crimes that are not even really crimes and they'll kill you.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
That's the thing that people, when people are not afraid of dictatorships or of the government running wild in America, I always try to tell them, like, North Korea is happening right now.
Those are human beings.
Those are human beings that went down a path.
Is it likely that we'll go down that same path?
No.
But human beings have been going down those paths from the beginning of language.
From the beginning of time.
kyle kulinski
The strong man is a big, you know, the idea of a strong man, the dictator, the person.
I call all the shots.
joe rogan
That's why everybody's terrified of Trump.
That's why a lot of intellectuals were terrified of Trump.
They didn't like that language.
They didn't like what people were attracted to about him because they knew where that led.
It was a phrase that he said once where he was talking about, I wish I was a dictator.
It would be a lot easier.
Remember that?
kyle kulinski
I don't remember that, no.
I feel like I would remember that quote.
That's what I remember.
tim dillon
He did something like that.
Something like that.
He's like, if I was a dictator, this job would be easier.
joe rogan
I think someone was calling him a dictator, and he's like, I wish I was a dictator.
But that's him lamenting the paperwork that he has to go through.
kyle kulinski
Lamenting the paperwork.
And the meetings.
The thing that drove me crazy is that you had under Bush and you had under Obama.
Basically the expansion of the security state and you had like the Patriot Act, NSA spying, all these tools that are authoritarian tools that the government can use and Trump correctly when he ran spoke about ending the wars and but then he gets in power and the wars continue and then he gets in power he didn't dismant- he talks all the time about how the Obama campaign was spying on me and I'm watching it like if only you were in a position of power to do something about that like disband the NSA! Stop the NSA spying!
joe rogan
That's a good way to get shot.
tim dillon
Yeah, that's a good way to get you in a convertible.
kyle kulinski
Chuck Schumer made that point too when he was on MSNBC. He had a moment of honesty where he was like, you don't mess with the guys in the intelligence agencies because they've got a thousand ways to Sunday to get back at you.
joe rogan
Yeah, well that was one of the things that he said to Trump.
Glenn Greenwald brought that up on the podcast as well.
tim dillon
Well, also, it doesn't seem like Biden is more of a war hawk, though, in a weird way, and Kamal is more of a war hawk.
It's about Russia.
They're talking about Trump's too friendly with North Korea.
He's too friendly with Russia.
kyle kulinski
Yes, on those issues, absolutely.
tim dillon
It's kind of weird.
I'm like, shouldn't we be friendly with these nuclear powers that could...
joe rogan
But isn't that just to court the people on the right that maybe...
No, no, no.
kyle kulinski
I think...
Listen, Biden was part of the Obama administration.
We don't have to guess.
They continued the wars.
You know what I mean?
And so I think Biden will continue the wars.
And to your point, yes, there are specific issues, like Russia.
Where what the Democrats say happens to be more hawkish.
tim dillon
It's more bellicose than what the Republicans say.
kyle kulinski
But the thing that drives me crazy is that whenever any of them get in power, none of them just end the wars.
None of them get out of Iraq.
None of them get out of Afghanistan.
Every now and then Trump will fire off a tweet where he's like, you know, we're getting out!
And then one of the generals behind the scenes is like, no we're not.
And he's like, you're right, we're not.
I was wrong about that.
tim dillon
Can we afford to get out of the wars?
This is an ugly question.
unidentified
Can we afford to stop the wars now?
joe rogan
A Ford?
tim dillon
Yeah, isn't it a moneymaker?
Isn't that why we're there?
kyle kulinski
Well, a military industrial complex, sure.
There are a lot of people that make a lot of money from it.
tim dillon
It's a tough economy.
Maybe we stopped the wars in a couple of years.
I don't know.
kyle kulinski
And actually, one time on CNN, Wolf Blitzer actually said that to Rand Paul.
When Rand Paul made that argument, he was like, we should not be giving weapons to Saudi Arabia.
And Wolf Blitzer's response was, yeah, but what about the jobs?
joe rogan
Right.
Did anybody say that?
kyle kulinski
Yes.
Yes.
He's like, I mean, listen, I know you don't want, like, babies to be bombed in Yemen by Saudi Arabia, but then again, Raytheon needs to make some money.
What are you going to do?
tim dillon
It's such a dirty game.
joe rogan
I ran into him in a hotel in Vegas.
kyle kulinski
Does he exist as an actual person?
joe rogan
He's a human.
kyle kulinski
He's a robot, right?
joe rogan
He was coming out of the elevator and I was coming towards him and he looked at me and I looked at him and I wanted to go Hey, man, can I ask you some questions?
Just a few fucking minutes.
And then I didn't I said hey, what's up?
kyle kulinski
I just got in the elevator and I'm like you should have fucking talked to him He's what I alluded to before which is the reason why he's on CNN for 47 hours a day is because that guy's not gonna rock the boat.
Oh That guy's going to ask the questions that the people in power want him to ask.
joe rogan
Right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's what's weird about the system, right?
What's weird about the system when you see people like Chris Cuomo talking to his brother, and you know he's never going to bring up the nursing home thing.
kyle kulinski
And he was on CNN like every week!
joe rogan
Yeah, you got this one chance to talk.
I mean, you've got a real issue.
You've got a real issue.
kyle kulinski
Beyond, as serious as it gets, life and death issue, and he's directly in charge of it.
He could fix it, and his brother's throwing softballs talking about, you know...
Hey, remember we had meatballs the other week with the family?
joe rogan
Fucking guy, don't call me Fredo.
tim dillon
Yeah, I mean, they're disgusting people.
joe rogan
Well, you know the fake weight controversy?
I've been involved in the fake weight controversy.
kyle kulinski
Fake weight controversy?
joe rogan
Fake weight.
kyle kulinski
Oh, fake weight?
joe rogan
Because I bought into it.
I was like, maybe he's just really strong.
I thought he was bigger than he was, and I didn't realize how hard it is to lift a 100-pound dumbbell, which sounds ridiculous because I work out, but I don't do those kind of workouts.
I'm like, maybe he's just really strong.
And everybody was like, you're out of your fucking mind.
There's no way.
Are you a moron?
tim dillon
People were analyzing that like Building 7. They were like free They're right though.
joe rogan
I talked to Robert Oberst and Rob Kearney who are real...
These guys are real strong men.
Rob Kearney is one of the strongest...
Strongest man pound for pound in his weight class.
And then Robert Oberst is a legitimate giant.
He's like 300 plus pounds.
He would have to be one of the strongest men I've ever seen in my life.
kyle kulinski
There's no way.
I fill in the gaps here.
Chris Cuomo is releasing videos of himself working out.
joe rogan
No, worse.
Sitting at a desk with a dumbbell that says 100 pounds on it, where these experts are saying there's no way it could be 100 pounds.
kyle kulinski
Dude, you're a news guy.
What are you doing?
Nobody wants to see you do that.
joe rogan
But there's a lot of weirdness, too, right?
How come they never brought up those tapes, the Michael Cohen tapes that Tucker Carlson was playing over and over and over again, where he's preparing Michael Cohen for the questions that he's going to ask him on CNN? Who was preparing Michael Cohen?
Chris Cuomo was.
kyle kulinski
You never saw that?
No, no, no, I never saw that.
joe rogan
No, because you're a fucking full-on lefty.
kyle kulinski
First of all, it's funny that you think I sit around and watch CNN and MSNBC all day.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'd never waste my life.
joe rogan
Fox spent day after day...
Like going over these tapes because I don't know how they got the tapes.
It's never been clear.
Yeah, but it's Chris Cuomo It's like I think Michael Cohen probably bugged his room and taped all of his conversations and probably gave it to Tucker Carlson Like maybe he's making some sort of behind-the-scenes deals because Cohen is you know, he's been known to be a guy who he's Trump's fixer He's a fixer.
He does sleazy shit.
And his thing with this was they were preparing him for the questions.
Chris Cuomo was telling him how to answer the questions when it came to the payoff money for Stormy Daniels and all that stuff.
kyle kulinski
Which, by the way, you know, I really think that that's a perfect example of a kind of politics that simply doesn't work anymore.
Back in like 1987, you want to have a story about like, oh, the president fucked a porn star or whatever.
People would be all over it and they'd be like, oh my god, this is ending him.
joe rogan
Depends on the president.
kyle kulinski
It depends on the president, but really what Trump shows is that all it takes to override scandals like that, I'm not saying all scandals, I'm saying scandals like that, is you puff your chest out and you say...
unidentified
Wrong.
kyle kulinski
Wrong.
I don't want to do any of this.
We're going to talk about something else now.
And eventually people go, alright, I think we're going to talk about something else now.
joe rogan
Everybody knows he fucked girls.
tim dillon
Right.
joe rogan
Like, this is not confusing.
tim dillon
He ran the Miss Universe pageant.
kyle kulinski
Yes, that's right.
joe rogan
He's a famous billionaire who's had multiple wives.
And, you know, he's that fucking guy.
Right.
Mover shaker guy.
kyle kulinski
But the best example of this is, remember when they released the Access Hollywood tape?
And, you know, he was caught on tape saying, I grabbed him by the pussy, I don't even wait.
And then the media, I don't know if you remember the media reaction to that, but they were all convinced, like, that's it.
The race is over.
He's going to drop out.
Pence is going to take over, and it's going to be Pence versus Hillary Clinton.
And his response to that, I think, showed this new era of politics, which is actually brilliant.
You always go on the offense.
So what he did is, at the next debate, he brought all of Bill Clinton's accusers.
unidentified
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
And he had like six of them sitting there.
And then when they asked him that question, which by the way, of course, was like the first question they asked him.
He was like, listen, I'm not proud of what I said, but what I said was just words.
It was just words.
What Bill did was actions.
What he did was actions.
And they're all right there.
Bill, I think you should apologize to these people right here.
And what you do is you flip it and you go on the offense.
And then the best defense is a good offense.
And then he made it a wash.
The issue was now a wash.
joe rogan
Also, in his case, that is a really good argument.
kyle kulinski
Of course it's a good argument.
joe rogan
It's not like a regular person.
He's talking about Bill Clinton, who's married to Hillary Clinton, who was his opponent, so her calling him a sexual predator is rich.
I mean, that's rich.
unidentified
That's right.
kyle kulinski
And also, let's be serious, it just diverts from...
What we're really supposed to be talking about when we're discussing the most powerful person in the world.
Tell me what you're going to do with the economy.
Tell me what you're going to do with taxes.
Tell me what you're going to do with infrastructure.
Tell me what you're going to do with foreign policy.
And if we're not having that conversation, I do think most Americans, there's something in them where they're just like, this is not serious.
joe rogan
Let me ask you this.
You say that he should have ended these wars.
He should have disbanded the NSA. I wouldn't go that far.
kyle kulinski
Just stop dispying.
joe rogan
I don't even think it's possible.
First of all, I don't think the president has that kind of power.
I'm ignorant.
kyle kulinski
Technically he does.
Technically he can because that's an executive agency and he controls the executive agencies.
joe rogan
So he could literally disband the NSA? He could do whatever he wants with any of the executive agencies.
tim dillon
Good luck with that.
kyle kulinski
Well, that gets back to what we were saying before, the Schumer point of like, no, they are going to fuck with you.
And we've seen that.
joe rogan
But don't you think there's, I mean, for sure, some shady things have been done.
But don't you think there's some benefit to having a really powerful agency like the NSA that understands how to spy on bad people and make sure that they don't get away with shit?
kyle kulinski
Only if you have due process.
Only if you follow the Constitution and have due process.
joe rogan
But how can you do that and still spy on people without warrants?
kyle kulinski
You gotta show evidence.
You gotta show evidence to a judge.
A judge will approve it, and then you can spy.
joe rogan
But the judge has a big mouth.
kyle kulinski
But the way it works now, you know, FISA courts, it's just a rubber stamp where they say, oh, we want to spy on this person.
They don't even look.
Ah, whatever.
That's fine.
You should go spy on them.
And that's where we are where we are now, where the NSA could take everybody's metadata, everybody's information, and they could spy on you nonstop.
So, you know, if you do it and you follow the Constitution and you follow the law and you have, you know, a reason and you follow due process, well then everybody's okay with it because that's just called regular police work.
joe rogan
Kennedy wanted to disband the NSA, right?
kyle kulinski
And now he's dead.
tim dillon
No, CIA. It was CIA. Was it just the CIA? I think he was going after the CIA. He wanted to give a lot of the peacetime military intelligence gathering capabilities to the Pentagon, to the military, and kind of get rid of the CIA's 24-7 unaccountable war machine.
kyle kulinski
And look at what happened.
joe rogan
There's probably a lot of reasons why he was shot.
I mean, there's probably multiple...
kyle kulinski
Maybe Marilyn Manson was pissed and hired a hitman or something.
tim dillon
Yeah.
joe rogan
Not Marilyn Manson.
kyle kulinski
Marilyn Monroe.
tim dillon
He had angered everything.
kyle kulinski
New conspiracy.
tim dillon
Marilyn Manson is fucking JFK. It says something nice about our country that the deep state hasn't tried to kill Trump.
I think that's like a nice thing.
It says something nice.
kyle kulinski
He's keeping the wars going, right?
He's keeping the wars going.
tim dillon
Sure, but I also think maybe they're getting a little softer, a little bit more.
joe rogan
More progressive.
tim dillon
They're more progressive.
Whatever it is, but I think it's nice because they were killing everyone.
Remember Bobby Kennedy, JFK, MLK? It was a period.
It was just spraying bullets at everybody, and now it's kind of a light touch.
We'll say he's a Soviet agent.
joe rogan
Did you read that book that I told you about, Chaos, that Tom O'Neill book?
tim dillon
I read a few chapters of it.
It's amazing.
joe rogan
It gets into Bobby Kennedy at the end.
Like that Jolly West guy, the CIA guy.
That guy was involved with Jack Ruby.
That guy was involved with Sirhan Sirhan.
He was involved with...
jamie vernon
You should hear Robert Kennedy talk about it on the Mike Tyson podcast.
joe rogan
Really?
Yeah.
jamie vernon
They have a record of all eight bullets that got fired out of that gun and they weren't fired at...
Robert, I believe, is the way he...
tim dillon
That whole era was just a lie.
Like, that whole era was just...
joe rogan
A lot of lying.
tim dillon
Yeah, a lot of lying.
joe rogan
A lot of fibs.
tim dillon
A lot of fibs.
kyle kulinski
You know, but eventually Vietnam ended, and we're still in Iraq, we're still in Afghanistan.
You know what I mean?
joe rogan
Vietnam, we talk about it like it was such a long war.
It wasn't shit compared to Afghanistan.
kyle kulinski
Afghanistan, 2001, we started it.
19 years.
tim dillon
Who is still in Afghanistan?
kyle kulinski
We still have about, I want to say about 5,000 or 6,000 troops there.
tim dillon
Wow, okay.
Because I have friends that have done like three tours there and now they're back.
Like people have gone three or four tours, entire, you know, chunks of their life in that war.
People forget it's even happening.
kyle kulinski
I covered a story on my show.
There was a father and a son.
There was an article in some military outlet where the dad is talking about how now my son is going to the same war that I fought in.
And, you know, I pulled up a cartoon that was drawn in like 07 or something where somebody made that joke.
Joking around like, yeah, haha, father and son going to the same war.
Then it happened.
joe rogan
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
It's really disturbing.
tim dillon
If you're into it, maybe they like it.
I mean, certain families want to be...
Some people just want to go to war.
I have friends that are in the military because they like to kill, and they need to go kill somewhere.
It's true.
joe rogan
Well, don't you think they think they're doing it for a good reason?
tim dillon
No.
Not the people from Long Island that I know.
joe rogan
No.
tim dillon
The people from Long Island and Boston that I know.
No, they just...
Anything's a good reason for them, you know?
But we gotta have a thing for people, right?
And you know more about violence than anybody.
There's gotta be something where violent people can go and be productive.
joe rogan
They need an outlet.
They need an outlet.
I've had conversations with people about violence where they're like...
You know, like, violence has no place in our society.
And they think that the UFC is bad for our society.
I'm like, those are some of the...
I've seen so few brawls at UFCs, it's amazing.
I've been to hundreds of those things.
I don't know how many times I've ever seen a fight.
Like, maybe three, four times, ever.
And those are drunks.
kyle kulinski
But something like that's a good outlet for the kind of instincts that you're talking about.
joe rogan
Gets it out of people's system.
kyle kulinski
I don't give a fuck if you want to voluntarily have a duel like it's the Old West.
You know?
Go out there and walk ten paces and turn around and shoot.
joe rogan
We've had presidents that have done that.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
joe rogan
We've had presidents that had jewels while they were in office.
tim dillon
Yeah, Burr and Hamilton, right?
joe rogan
Crazy.
unidentified
I think so.
kyle kulinski
Let me look that one up for you.
I'm pretty sure it is, though.
tim dillon
I believe it's them.
joe rogan
What's really crazy is how recent that was.
tim dillon
That was pretty...
It was...
kyle kulinski
Not that long ago when people are shitting in outhouses and wearing powered weights.
tim dillon
Trump and Biden are talking about beating each other up.
We could see it going back to that.
kyle kulinski
How long would that last?
12 seconds?
joe rogan
It would be amazing.
kyle kulinski
They both gas out.
joe rogan
The Burr-Hamilton duel.
Look at that.
Oh, so the vice president?
What?
Oh my god.
Early in the morning of July 11th, 1804. Wow.
kyle kulinski
That's like Mike Pence and Steve Mnuchin dueling today.
joe rogan
The culmination of a long and bitter rivalry between the two men.
Wow.
Burr shot Hamilton while Hamilton's shot broke a tree branch above and beyond Burr's head.
Hamilton was carried to the home of William Bayard Jr. Hamilton died at 2 o'clock the final afternoon.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
That's heavy.
tim dillon
That was back before you had people doing it, before you had the agencies and the underground people.
joe rogan
It was just muskets.
tim dillon
Yeah, just muskets and just dudes being dudes.
kyle kulinski
If they want to do it, isn't that the ultimate, like, you know, libertarian argument?
Like, go ahead.
Stop fucking bothering me.
joe rogan
I believe there's places in America, I think Arizona might be one of them, where you can still engage in a duel.
Because I believe I've read a story about a cop who had a duel with a guy who was fucking his wife.
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
A duel.
joe rogan
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
AKA shot him back in the head or something.
joe rogan
That was why it was controversial.
But I think they had, you know, you know, like some places have mutual combat laws, like Seattle has a mutual combat law where the cops will stand by.
Like if two guys want to fight.
tim dillon
Oh, is that what like the Proud Boys in Antifa, when they go at it in Seattle, the cops don't do anything?
joe rogan
I don't know.
tim dillon
Okay.
joe rogan
That's kind of interesting.
I think they're just overwhelmed.
tim dillon
I get it, yeah.
joe rogan
But I think in Seattle in particular, I know.
tim dillon
Two people want to fight, you can stand by.
joe rogan
Yeah, there was a guy named Phoenix Jones.
He was a fucking, forget his name, but he called himself Phoenix Jones, but he was an actual MMA fighter.
Who would go around and his brother was a fairly successful MMA fighter and he would go around wearing a superhero costume and yeah and literally fight crime like if you would see people doing things you stop people and there's a video of him with his superhero costume beating the shit out of somebody Because some guy decided to fight with him and the cops were literally standing there while this one guy's bouncing on the tips of his toes,
on the balls of his feet rather, moving, leg kicks the guy, leg kicks the guy again and you're like, oh my god, like this poor bastard.
Some poor drunk is just getting lit up by a guy who's a trained MMA fighter with a superhero costume on.
tim dillon
At what point do they step in?
I mean, they'd have to step in at a certain point.
joe rogan
He's about to beat them to death, probably.
Right.
But the problem is, on the concrete, any punch could result in your death.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Because if you fall and bounce your head off the thing, you could easily die.
tim dillon
Could be over.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's right.
kyle kulinski
By the way, I almost did that today.
joe rogan
You almost fell?
kyle kulinski
I did fall, but I almost hit my head.
I'm lucky I didn't.
joe rogan
What happened?
kyle kulinski
I was on one of those stupid Uber scooter things.
joe rogan
Oh, no.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, it was bad.
joe rogan
Oh, no.
kyle kulinski
And then as I was falling, I was like, I'm fucking 32 years old.
What am I even doing here?
joe rogan
Well, not only that, you're about to do the most important podcast of your life.
This is when Trump wins his re-election.
kyle kulinski
People would have enjoyed it if they saw Giant Scars.
I actually got one here.
tim dillon
Kyle was telling me how Trump's not going to win, and it sounded kind of persuasive.
joe rogan
Okay, give me the rundown.
kyle kulinski
Right, because it's not me.
I'm just relaying the information.
joe rogan
It's okay.
I know.
kyle kulinski
I do, but I hate Biden, too.
Jamie, I DM'd you this if you want to pull it up, but the first thing here is this is basically every single presidential election and where the polls were going into that day.
And basically, the Hillary Clinton-Donald Trump election was the only election where somebody had a four-point lead, as Hillary had, and then she lost the Electoral College.
She won the popular vote, but she lost the Electoral College.
joe rogan
Isn't that the case with Gore as well?
kyle kulinski
With Gore, well, Bush was up versus Gore 3.6 percentage points nationally.
joe rogan
But didn't Gore win the popular vote?
kyle kulinski
He did end up winning it by a razor-thin margin, but the point is the polling going into that day was Bush up 3.6.
joe rogan
Look at this.
2020, Biden up 8.6.
Wow, that's high.
kyle kulinski
And then Clinton, 3.9.
Obama, 0.3 in 2012. Obama, 6.7.
joe rogan
What?
2012, he was only up 0.3?
kyle kulinski
He ended up winning the Electoral College with, I want to say, about 330 electoral votes.
But yeah, he was up.
Nationally, he was only up 0.3.
joe rogan
Why was he so low?
That was against Mitt Romney?
kyle kulinski
That was against Mitt Romney, yeah.
joe rogan
I have no idea.
I thought he cruised through that.
kyle kulinski
Well, he did in terms of the Electoral College numbers, but nationally, it was a very even race, which is why they treated it as such throughout the election.
joe rogan
But that's the polling.
kyle kulinski
Right, that's the national polling, which...
joe rogan
But that's so low!
kyle kulinski
Yeah, that one is a little bit surprising.
I would have guessed he would have had a five-point lead or something like that.
But anyway, as you can see here, like, we have to go back to what?
Clinton in 96, when he absolutely landslided, I think it was Dole in 96, and you gotta go back to Reagan in 1984, plus 17.7, and I guess H.W. Bush as well, plus 10.1.
Like, basically...
Yes, the national number is not the most important because the Electoral College is what matters.
But Biden has never been down in the national number at any point throughout the race.
And then when you go to the swing states, Trump's path is just so razor thin where he can't have anything go wrong for him.
So he needs to win Florida.
He has to win Florida or he's done.
If he loses Florida, it's over tonight.
joe rogan
Isn't Florida filled with old people, though?
kyle kulinski
Yes, but Biden now is winning with old people.
tim dillon
I was in Florida, and I'm telling you right now, they love Trump in Florida.
There's a lot of signs, there's a lot of enthusiasm.
kyle kulinski
And it is a legit swing state.
I think the average is Biden's only up like two points there for the race, but it is a genuine swing state.
But he's winning now with old people, Biden is.
He's winning with that demographic.
joe rogan
Because of the way Trump handled COVID? Probably because of COVID, that's right.
So they're scared.
kyle kulinski
I don't know what their reasoning is, but I just know that that's what the numbers are showing right now.
joe rogan
What could have been done differently for COVID? Well, we've actually talked about this quite a bit.
kyle kulinski
Listen, I'm not a doctor.
I'm not an expert.
unidentified
I'm just an idiot.
kyle kulinski
I'll go get my medical degree.
joe rogan
You got our food?
jamie vernon
Do you want to bring it in here?
joe rogan
Yeah, motherfucker.
I see you over there eating.
You're out of your mind.
I saw you pull those bags.
We ordered McDonald's in tribute to Donald Trump.
This is his last election.
kyle kulinski
Honestly, this is in tribute to me because I eat McDonald's probably more than anybody on the planet.
tim dillon
Whether he wins or loses, he's done a lot of great things to unite the country.
joe rogan
Whoa.
tim dillon
I mean, I think that we all have to remember that.
joe rogan
This is going to be quoted on someone's blog tomorrow.
The same people that called you a far-right conspiracy theorist.
tim dillon
I can't believe it.
kyle kulinski
Who called you that?
tim dillon
I don't know.
The tech blog.
Yeah, people with pink hair.
People that are angry.
joe rogan
Yeah, the same people that were saying that we had an anti-vax message in the Alex Jones podcast.
kyle kulinski
Listen, you guys were really trying to fact-check everything.
That was pretty clear to me.
joe rogan
Well, not only that, the thing that he said was absolutely true.
The thing he said about the one vaccine that Bill Gates is promoting that has 80% of the people that took it got sick.
kyle kulinski
Yeah.
But is he, I'm sure, is he against all vaccines?
unidentified
No.
kyle kulinski
No, he's not.
joe rogan
No, no.
The thing is, like, look, Alex Jones is fucked up, right?
He really fucked up with the Sandy Hook thing.
Really fucked up.
He's had some mental health issues.
He's had some substance issues, particularly with booze.
And he also is constantly around conspiracies.
And I think you get legitimately psychotic when you delve down those roads.
I think you lose your fucking mind.
tim dillon
It's a tough...
joe rogan
And he lost his fucking mind.
He lost his fucking mind on more than one occasion.
He has.
tim dillon
And he knows he's made mistakes.
joe rogan
Is your mic on?
Jamie, I think your mic's on.
It's very loud over there.
tim dillon
He knows he's made mistakes.
He said on the show that he wants to correct his mistakes.
joe rogan
But the thing is, he also gives out a lot of real information.
I had three.
unidentified
13?
joe rogan
Yeah, is there a third one in there?
What'd you get?
kyle kulinski
I didn't get anything.
joe rogan
You didn't get anything?
kyle kulinski
I had nachos right before I came in here.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
I thought this was for you.
No, it was for you.
tim dillon
Yeah, two Filet-O-Fish for me.
unidentified
Thank you.
kyle kulinski
It's the first time in my life I've ever passed on McDonald's for the record.
joe rogan
Outrageous.
kyle kulinski
You got a Filet-O-Fish?
joe rogan
Three of them.
tim dillon
Yeah, they're great.
kyle kulinski
You're the only person who gets the Filet-O-Fish.
tim dillon
They're massively popular.
kyle kulinski
I've never seen anybody eat one.
tim dillon
First of all, black people love them.
They call them the McFish.
That's true.
It's not racist.
That's a fact.
I've heard a lot of black people say, can I have a McFish?
I think it's great.
joe rogan
It seems racist, but I don't think it is.
unidentified
It is.
tim dillon
It's right on the edge.
joe rogan
It's right on the edge.
kyle kulinski
That might be the last thing on the menu I would get, is a Filet-O-Fish.
tim dillon
It's great.
They're very good.
joe rogan
They're so good.
tim dillon
You want one?
unidentified
I have three.
tim dillon
They steam the bun.
kyle kulinski
No, I prefer chicken or beef, like a real man.
tim dillon
Okay, well, I apologize.
The McDonald's Steakhouse.
So you're saying that if everything's equal, and Trump wins everything he won in 2016, he still has a very narrow path to victory.
kyle kulinski
No, so the point that I was making, and I'll explain it for people who didn't get the gist of it, but basically, if you take the polls in 2016 and do the same sort of pro-Trump swing that happened on Election Day...
They've done that.
And when you calculate those numbers, it's still Biden with 335 electoral votes.
So even if you have that same pro-Trump swing, it's still Biden winning by a fairly safe margin.
Now, to get to your point about does he have a path?
Yes, Trump has a path for sure, but it's basically one path and he can't afford any mess ups along the way.
So he has to win.
He has to win Florida.
He has to win Pennsylvania.
He has to win Arizona.
He has to win Ohio.
Ohio and Iowa are the only two swing states where he's actually up in the average of the polling.
All the other ones, he's down.
And there's also another crazy thing going on, and I struggle to believe this as well.
I think Trump is probably going to win Texas, but the polling right there now is they're actually dead-tied.
Biden and Trump are dead-tied in Texas.
tim dillon
That is the craziest thing.
joe rogan
Doesn't that skew bias towards Democrats because they're traditionally voting earlier by mail?
kyle kulinski
Yeah, so that was another point that I was going to get to.
When the votes roll in, everybody's going to freak out at every single thing that they see.
But there are some states that count the mail-ins first.
And when they count the mail-ins first, it's going to look like Biden's winning in a landslide.
And then there's other states that do the opposite, which is they count the on-the-day...
Votes first.
And the states that do that, it's going to look like Trump is winning in a landslide.
So basically, everybody has to relax until you actually get, you know, to a very high percentage of the votes counted before you really know what's going on, because there's going to be big swings throughout the night in virtually every state.
But I actually have the specific states if you're interested in knowing which states are going to swing like that.
joe rogan
Well, let's find out where we're at right now.
Is there anything, Jamie, that shows us where we're at right now?
Here we go.
Look at that.
Florida looks like Trump.
Alabama, Trump.
Mississippi, Trump.
It's Trump.
kyle kulinski
Trump won.
tim dillon
Trump is the president.
joe rogan
It's over.
He won again.
Texas is blue.
kyle kulinski
Again, that's because they're counting the mail-ins first and the mail-ins are heavily Biden.
See, that's what I'm saying.
It's a little misleading to watch it second by second because it's going to be skewed based on which votes they're counting.
You see what I'm saying?
tim dillon
What's the chance we don't have an answer tonight?
joe rogan
100%.
kyle kulinski
Probably 50 or 60% chance we don't have an answer tonight.
tim dillon
What's the chance that people handle that maturely and don't burn things down and throw bricks through windows?
kyle kulinski
Negative 14,000%.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Look, so far it's 85-55.
Joe Biden's winning.
kyle kulinski
So, there's a few surprises up there, by the way.
Obviously, Texas is a surprise, but even Ohio.
Trump was up in Ohio in the average of polls, and that's looking blue.
But again, I don't want to get ahead of myself, because I just told you guys, don't pay attention until the number gets up a lot more.
joe rogan
Yeah, 60-40.
kyle kulinski
No, see, that's going to swing back to Trump, though, as time goes by, because there's no way Ohio's going to finish on that number.
No way.
Not a chance in hell.
Only 32% reporting.
That means they're counting the mail-ins.
That's what that tells me.
joe rogan
And all the other states are just in play?
kyle kulinski
So as time goes by, the polls close at different times, and so I can tell you the order that everything closes here.
We're supposed to get 7 o'clock, we had Vermont, Virginia, Georgia, South Carolina, Indiana, and Kentucky.
Georgia's the only one of those that's really a swing state.
7.30, we have North Carolina, Ohio, and West Virginia.
North Carolina and Ohio are both swing states.
Then at 8 o'clock we get clonked over the head.
So we just got clonked over the head here.
We have Washington, D.C., Delaware, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Illinois, New Jersey, Maine's 1st District, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Florida, Maine's 2nd District, Mississippi, Missouri, Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma.
Only one, two, three of those are swing states.
We really have Pennsylvania, Florida, and Maine's 2nd District.
And then 9 o'clock we get New York and a bunch of others as well.
joe rogan
I've never felt a time...
Where the country was more on edge during an election.
kyle kulinski
Because there's never been a time where it's been this bad.
No way.
joe rogan
Ever.
kyle kulinski
No way.
tim dillon
They came up with a thing.
They said there's like a political...
I forget what it is, but there's some indicator of political tension.
They said it's higher now than the Civil War.
kyle kulinski
I don't know about that one.
People are shooting each other in the face.
joe rogan
Well, they were very polite and genteel.
kyle kulinski
That is true.
And they wore powdered wigs.
joe rogan
That could happen with us, though.
kyle kulinski
You know, honestly, Joe, I think that we just have too many good distractions to ever be in a civil war.
Like, people might think, like, oh, let's go do it, and then they go, you know, Netflix has some new shit out, and I'd rather just watch that.
You know what I mean?
We can fight, and there will be civil unrest like we've been seeing, but I don't think it would ever get to the point of a real civil war.
joe rogan
So what happened with that Kyle Rittenhouse kid?
The judge didn't press charges, but then they extradited him to Kenosha, right?
Right.
So what happened there?
tim dillon
I don't know.
I watched the tape and clearly he went to – him and his parents went to the protest, right, heavily armed, right, which is not – that's a choice that the family makes, right?
I mean that's a certain type of family that goes heavily armed to a protest.
We didn't do that when I was growing up.
And then it was a skirmish, but if you watch the video, and people got mad at me on Twitter because I said that, I think if you watch the video, you do see people chasing him.
And then he shoots them, which again, this was all good.
kyle kulinski
He's in court now, right?
Isn't he...
Bail for Kyle Rittenhouse.
joe rogan
But something happened where the judge said he wasn't going to prosecute him.
That's why I was confused.
I thought he was being released.
Because I had read another ruling where the judge wasn't going to press charges.
And a bunch of YouTube people are making these videos about it.
Like, Kyle Rittenhouse are going to free him, and then all of a sudden he's now got $2 million bail.
kyle kulinski
I saw on Twitter that somebody tweeted, it was a sign that said, Kyle's life matters.
joe rogan
Oh, Jesus.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, and I thought, that should be about me.
joe rogan
And not him.
It should be Kyle Dunnigan.
Keep up that Instagram page.
The thing is, he's not even supposed to be open carrying.
So him carrying a gun was illegal.
tim dillon
It was not good.
jamie vernon
This is probably what you read.
joe rogan
What's that, Jamie?
jamie vernon
This is probably what you read from the other day.
joe rogan
Well, that says he's extradited to face homicide charges.
tim dillon
Listen, the kid's got horrible parents.
It's probably a very bad family.
Not that this excuses the behavior.
I think the family drove him to the protest, right?
kyle kulinski
Jesus Christ, really?
tim dillon
I believe so.
Yeah, it's like the mom and the dad.
I mean, this is not a good group.
joe rogan
No, there was something else, Jamie.
This is not it.
There was something else where they were not pressing charges.
I guess somebody else did.
jamie vernon
Yeah, probably Illinois was not pressing charges so that Wisconsin could.
joe rogan
But it was in Kenosha, right?
The actual shooting was in Kenosha, wasn't it?
jamie vernon
Yeah, but he's from Illinois, I believe.
kyle kulinski
I think that sounds right.
I think that's what it was.
joe rogan
That Illinois wasn't going to charge him, but Kenosha did?
jamie vernon
Yeah, he had been being held in Illinois.
He went home and got arrested.
Remember, they didn't arrest him right away.
tim dillon
Yeah, they took a trip to the protests.
So he's not from the area they were having the protests.
joe rogan
Which is even more weird.
tim dillon
It's crazy.
kyle kulinski
A lot of people are all about this, man.
A lot of people love this, you know...
joe rogan
Tactical life.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, kind of lifestyle where they're just kind of searching for stuff to do.
tim dillon
What do you attribute that to?
Like the rise in violence and the rise of people kind of...
Is that it?
What do you think it is?
joe rogan
No, I'm not playing.
tim dillon
I'm kidding.
kyle kulinski
I think, honestly, man, and some people might come after me for this, but I really believe that over the years, the evidence would show that when people feel like there's zero hope for a brighter future, and they're perpetually shit on by a system that doesn't give a fuck about them, that, yeah, usually you turn to more extreme ideologies across the political spectrum.
tim dillon
Right, it makes a lot of sense.
kyle kulinski
I mean, I wouldn't say that's...
joe rogan
You really think that that's why he showed up at that protest with a gun?
kyle kulinski
No, because I was just going to say, you have to look at everything on a case-by-case basis, and there are going to be many individual instances where somebody does something fucked up because of, say, mental illness, or somebody does something fucked up because they were brainwashed into some sort of fundamentalist cult from when they were a kid.
But I think the broader societal trends where...
These things kind of catch on and more and more people are willing to be involved in some sort of violence.
I think you have to have an unhealthy society in the first place to have that flourish.
You see what I'm saying?
joe rogan
Yeah, I do see what you're saying.
Yeah, that makes sense.
kyle kulinski
I mean, listen...
This is probably the classic example, but you couldn't have had Hitler rise to power without the Treaty of Versailles, which fucked Germany after World War I. And so you had this whole generation of Germans who were like, we've been fucking shit on and left behind and, you know, what are we supposed to do?
We feel like there's no way out.
And then you have this charismatic guy come up and say, hey, it's not your fault.
Blame the Jews.
Well, yeah, it is them.
So, this is what happens.
I mean, and I really fear that stuff is gonna get worse in this country because the economic situation is just abysmal.
I mean, you talk about this all the time on your show, but when you shut down the economy, basically, because of the virus, you can't shut down the economy and then not give people a lifeline monetarily.
Because then they can't pay the fucking bills.
This isn't rocket science, you know?
And a lot of other countries, Joe, what they did is they did like this wage replacement thing where they temporarily nationalized wages.
So in other words, if the government told you, hey, you can't work because of COVID, they would then say, and that's why we're going to pay 75% of your wage until COVID is over.
joe rogan
Could they have done that in this country?
kyle kulinski
Oh, we absolutely could have done it.
We chose not to do it.
In fact, what we did is probably the worst of all worlds, which is we took trillions of dollars and threw them at the corporations and said, here, we're giving you a bailout.
And then the corporations turned around and fired people anyway.
tim dillon
Yeah, in the beginning of COVID, like Trump, they had like these press conferences and there would be like the CEO of Buffalo Wild Wings would come out.
They'd be like, let's bring out the CEO of Buffalo Wild Wings.
And the guy's like, hey, we're just committed to helping.
We're taking some of our napkins and making face masks.
It was just this crazy group of people that came out.
Like the guy who ran Red Lobster was like, we're also getting involved in the fight.
It was absurd.
It's always corporate.
It's always corporate.
It's like, listen, let's let Dave and Busters make ventilators and fix it.
joe rogan
The idea that they would give those people that money and not have a clause in there where you can't fire people is amazing.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
And again, this also happened in the Wall Street bailout.
Back under Bush and under Obama.
They always do the same thing.
They bail them out and they have no strings attached and then what happens is these executives paid bonuses to the same people who crashed the company And, you know, there's no accountability.
Those people fail up all the time.
They fail up.
Oh, I bankrupted my company.
But it's okay.
The government gave me, you know, a billion dollars because Goldman Sachs basically owns the government.
You know, and that's how it works.
And it's incredibly corrupt.
And that's why when something bad happens and the people need a bailout, they never get a bailout.
What did people get?
A one-time $1,200 stimulus check.
joe rogan
Which is amazing.
And we thought at least it was going to come more frequently and never came again.
The idea that they gave me one check in eight months...
It's kind of insane.
kyle kulinski
People don't have money to stay afloat.
tim dillon
There are people that have been trying to get unemployment for like six months.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
tim dillon
They can't even get unemployment because these fucking states...
I mean, it's crazy.
joe rogan
And all the protection for people getting evicted is soon going to expire.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
And so we're about to, you know, I saw a tweet about this earlier from the guy at the Washington Post, one of the only good people at the Washington Post, and he was basically listing it, and he's like, here are the things that expire, you know, in the upcoming however many months.
And people are screwed, man.
They're screwed.
I don't know how they're going to pay bills.
We're already seeing polls where like 30% of people say, I can't make rent.
joe rogan
So what could they...
tim dillon
Yeah, but I mean, have those people tried hustling and grinding?
kyle kulinski
OnlyFans is seeing a big explosion.
tim dillon
I think Gary Vee would basically tell them that they should just invest in themselves.
joe rogan
Hashtag keep going.
tim dillon
Keep going.
joe rogan
Just never give up.
tim dillon
You just never give up and just hustle and grind.
joe rogan
Hashtag hustle.
tim dillon
And just, you know...
Just do it.
joe rogan
So what country handles it well?
kyle kulinski
So the example that we've spoken about this before, but early on I liked what Japan did, because Japan did limited shutdowns.
They did some shutdowns, because some things, there's no escaping it.
It makes sense to shut them down just because of the nature of what they are, like bars, everybody's breathing on each other two feet away or whatever.
So he did limited shutdowns.
But basically the only thing they did is they had a universal mask policy.
And culturally it's viewed like you're the biggest asshole on the planet if you're not wearing a fucking mask in a place where you should be wearing a mask.
And then they only had a thousand COVID cases when we had like 80,000, 90,000, 100,000 and rising steadily.
So that's one way we could have done it.
Or the other way you could have done it is you could have copied any of the European nations that when they shut down, they did, hey, we'll pay you 75% of your wages until this thing is over.
joe rogan
What European...
kyle kulinski
France was one that did that, where they shut it down and paid people, I think it was 75% of their wages.
But I think the UK did that too for a little bit.
It may have been 80% of their wages.
tim dillon
But isn't this a thing where, unfortunately, a lot of those, you know, or fortunately, however you want to say it, a lot of those other countries They're more of a monolith, and it's easier.
There's not this idea of freedom and doing your own thing and owning your own business.
A lot of those countries are, by their nature, the populace is just more submissive.
kyle kulinski
There's definitely cultural differences, but I think that, especially in the case of France, The government is scared of the people because they're like, you better fucking do shit that's gonna help us or else why are you even in power?
Whereas here, I feel like we're more like, okay, just government, don't fuck this up too much.
You know what I mean?
tim dillon
Right.
kyle kulinski
So, but again, there were multiple ways to address this.
And if you go the way Japan went, you could have kept a lot more stuff open and just had everybody wear masks.
joe rogan
But was anybody in government calling for more stimulus checks?
Was anybody in government calling for more relief?
Was anybody in government calling for, like, anybody on the left calling for these checks to be distributed?
kyle kulinski
Oh, absolutely.
joe rogan
Who was calling for this?
kyle kulinski
Bernie Sanders was calling for it.
The Squad, who's always made fun of, they were calling for it.
They happened to be right on this economic stuff.
Not only were people calling for it, Joe, I believe one of these things passed.
I think it's called the Heroes Act.
And there were provisions where they gave people more of a recurring stimulus check.
This wasn't a wage replacement, I should be clear.
We're not talking about nationalizing wages like they did over there.
But you can do a similar version of that by just doing a universal basic income.
You know, that's Andrew Yang's idea.
That's something that he's really popularized.
There's other ways to go about it.
tim dillon
Well, on the third night of quarantine, Nancy Pelosi was giving a tour of her house.
kyle kulinski
Listen, she's...
The worst.
tim dillon
And she was showing the different gelatos that she had in her freezer.
This is right after 30 million people were instantly made unemployed.
And Nancy Pelosi was like, get going.
We like the chocolate.
And then we like this.
And it was like the craziest thing I'd ever seen.
And that's the party that's supposed to care.
joe rogan
But she's done so many things like that.
tim dillon
Yeah, so many.
joe rogan
She lied about telling people, like when the pandemic was first starting, she's telling people, please go out, go to Chinatown.
kyle kulinski
People were acting like total idiots and they weren't listening to the real experts early on and everything was incredibly politicized.
But to answer your question, though, from before, Trump and Mnuchin were calling for it too, Joe.
They also wanted stimulus checks.
The people who didn't want stimulus checks?
Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell.
But Trump and Mnuchin, the Treasury Secretary, wanted stimulus checks because, listen, Trump knew, hey, you know, I'm kind of struggling in the polls here.
I want to throw a Hail Mary pass.
One of the ways to get people to like you, you know, three weeks before an election, cut him another stimulus check.
And he famously wanted his name on the checks.
He said, put my name on the check so that when people cash it, they know that it's for me, and then they're more likely to vote for me.
And what got in his way was Nancy Pelosi, who wouldn't accept any deal, even if it was a good deal, and Mitch McConnell, who, even if Nancy Pelosi accepted the stimulus deal, Mitch McConnell would have blocked it anyway.
So those are the real ghouls, because Trump wanted stimulus checks, Mnuchin wanted stimulus checks, to their credit.
tim dillon
Do they ever leave?
She's a hundred...
I mean, does she ever go away?
kyle kulinski
I know.
unidentified
She's spooky.
joe rogan
When she went to that fucking beauty salon and had no mask on and then was talking about it, they should apologize.
They set me up.
Like, you know, I've said this before.
I'll say it again.
I don't even have hair.
And I knew that beauty salons were closed.
tim dillon
Right.
Everyone knew.
joe rogan
You know, that lady is 150 years old.
She must get her hair dyed every 15 minutes.
tim dillon
The greatest story about her was there was a bird that got into her Georgetown townhouse and she had to chase this big bird out of her.
I mean, she's just a real...
joe rogan
But the fact that she went to a place that was shut down and she wasn't even wearing a mask.
tim dillon
Right.
joe rogan
Like, they're just hypocrites.
tim dillon
Yeah, they don't care.
kyle kulinski
Yeah.
tim dillon
They need new leadership.
joe rogan
You know who's been amazing?
Jimmy Dore.
Jimmy Dore is a fucking podcaster.
kyle kulinski
He's a good friend of mine.
joe rogan
I love Jimmy Dore.
He's calling everybody out.
Everybody on the left, everybody on the right.
kyle kulinski
That dude breathes fire.
unidentified
He really does.
kyle kulinski
He breathes fire.
joe rogan
He doesn't give a fuck.
He goes hard.
He was doing this thing on Obama.
I forgot about this.
Where Obama went to Flint, Michigan and was drinking the water.
Was fake drinking.
He's like, can I get a sip of water?
Can I get a glass of water?
This is not a stunt.
I actually need a glass of water.
I'm actually thirsty.
kyle kulinski
Kids are getting poisoned as he's doing this.
joe rogan
Like this.
This is what he does.
He took a little poison.
tim dillon
That's kind of a fun bit, though.
joe rogan
This is not a stunt.
tim dillon
I mean, hey.
joe rogan
Can I get a glass of water?
kyle kulinski
We still don't have clean water in Flint, Michigan.
tim dillon
Why is that so hard to fix?
kyle kulinski
I think the reason why they didn't want to spend the extra money to get the proper pipes.
And so then when it got terrible and it was contaminated, they were like, whoopsie.
And then I don't know how at this late date they haven't fixed it yet.
That strikes me as absolutely absurd.
joe rogan
That was the Obama administration.
kyle kulinski
Happened under Obama.
joe rogan
Trump administration.
It hasn't been repaired.
kyle kulinski
Obama didn't do anything serious.
Trump didn't do anything serious.
tim dillon
That's people's lives.
Those are kids' lives, man.
joe rogan
Well, no, that is long-term repercussions, right?
So we're talking about people now, who knows what it's like 15 years from now, 20 years from now, growing up without water.
kyle kulinski
And listen, people...
This is the stuff that actually matters to people.
If you really...
If you want to be successful running for political office, it's not that difficult.
It's the bread and butter issues.
It's the basics.
Wages.
Jobs.
You know, I don't want your water to be poisoned.
joe rogan
What stops them from fixing these things?
kyle kulinski
A lot of it's corruption.
A lot of it's the fact that these politicians take money from corporations and billionaires, and then they turn around and they serve them, and they don't do anything that their constituents want.
Because as a general rule, whatever the people want is opposed by the billionaire class.
The billionaire class just wants more tax cuts for themselves.
Regular people, if you look at the polls, they want a living wage, for example.
They want to end the wars.
They want to do an infrastructure deal and give people jobs.
The things are very basic.
And actually, this gets back to what we were talking about earlier, because...
Trump in 2016, he never got credit for running a superb campaign, because he really did.
When Hillary Clinton was not stepping foot in the Rust Belt to campaign, he was doing rallies there in the final weeks leading up to the election, where he would non-stop hammer on jobs, and he would say, you know, Hillary and Bill, they outsourced your job with NAFTA, they outsourced your job with Permanent Normal Trade Relations with China, I'm gonna bring your job back.
I'm the outsider.
She's the insider.
They sent your kids to go die in a war.
I want to get us out of the war.
And he just kept hammering her and hammering her and hammering her.
And the reason he won is because those states are the states that he picked off to win the Electoral College.
He won by something from like 70,000 to 110,000 votes.
And in fact, I kind of want to show you this ad because it shows it perfectly.
Trump's closing ad in 2016. That's actually what it's called on YouTube, Jamie, if you want to pull that up.
Trump's closing argument ad or something like that.
The ad is phenomenal.
It's policy-based, it's substance-based, and he portrays himself as the outsider.
And then comparing how good his campaign was in 2016 versus how shitty it is this time around, I'm not surprised that Joe Biden, who barely has a functioning brain, is casually up by nine points, eight points, nine points, whatever it is.
joe rogan
But wouldn't you agree that it's not that Joe Biden's run a good campaign?
It's that people hate Trump.
kyle kulinski
That's exactly right.
That's exactly right.
But they didn't hate Trump 2016. Trump 2016 was a good politician.
tim dillon
The best thing that Biden did in this cycle is not really go out to deal with the public.
kyle kulinski
Hide.
joe rogan
Well, every time he did, he fucked up 50% of the time.
tim dillon
Exactly.
So if there's anything that they did good, it's keeping him away from the people.
joe rogan
Do you think, though, that if COVID didn't happen where the economy was before COVID... Trump was much more likely to win.
tim dillon
No, he was winning 100%.
kyle kulinski
Much more likely to win.
tim dillon
I mean, dude, without COVID, Trump is...
I mean, he wins.
joe rogan
Do you buy the argument that Trump...
Is responsible for the economy's big boom, or do you think that he was riding off the wave of Obama, or do you think it's a combination of both things?
kyle kulinski
See, that's interesting, because I actually don't agree with either one of those.
I think the economy was always a house of cards.
I don't buy it when people say, oh, we have a low unemployment rate and the stock market is doing well, so people are doing well.
No, even before COVID, 78% of the country was living paycheck to paycheck.
Like, it's a house of cards.
They use these indicators, which are not good economic indicators for regular people.
They're good economic indicators for the top 10% that have fucking stocks.
You know what I mean?
And, by the way, it's the gig economy, right?
It's not that people were necessarily unemployed, but people were underemployed.
They would have these fucking degrees from colleges, and then they'd have to go take a job where they're basically making minimum wage.
Working as an independent contractor, not an employee.
So, like, the economy was always a house of cards, and I never bought the argument.
And by the way, not a hypocrite on this, because when Obama was acting like his economy was good, I was like, your economy's fucking shit.
It's got the same problem as it was under Trump.
These are not good economic indicators.
I care about wages, for example.
Rates of unionization usually go right along with the health of the middle class.
Back when we had strong unions in this country, we had one of the healthiest middle classes in the world.
joe rogan
What killed that off?
kyle kulinski
NAFTA? No, NAFTA had a lot to do with the outsourcing of jobs.
Actually, permanent normal trade relations with China was worse on that front.
joe rogan
There was more outsourced under that than under NAFTA. But we did lose a lot of jobs in the auto industry.
We lost a lot of jobs.
kyle kulinski
A lot of jobs were outsourced.
Again, that was because of corruption.
That's because the people who were the executives at these companies, they pay the politicians to run their campaigns, and then they would go to the politicians and say, hey, I financed your last campaign.
I need you to do me a favor.
I want to make my product a lot cheaper, so I'd like to ship it to some Chinese factory where we have a 14-year-old working for me, as opposed to paying an American worker a living wage with good benefits.
So it all comes down to money.
It all comes down to, you know, corruption.
joe rogan
That really does show what hypocrites we are.
Because all these people who are progressive, they all have iPhones in their pockets.
kyle kulinski
Yes, that's right.
And you're right.
We're all hypocrites.
joe rogan
All of us are hypocrites.
Unless you're buying some phone, what is the most...
We've talked about this before, Jamie, but I don't remember anything.
What is the most ethical phone you can buy?
kyle kulinski
Was it the Fairphone?
Remember?
joe rogan
Right.
kyle kulinski
I think I learned that from you.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
That's what it is.
And even that, like, where are the minerals coming from?
You follow the chain of parts, and there's a slave with a stick.
What do you do, though?
tim dillon
I mean, that's the problem.
We're all complicit in these things.
What do you do?
kyle kulinski
I mean, we could do what we can control, and I did think, you know, A lot of Trump's rhetoric in 2016 on trade, I think he was correct.
tim dillon
Are they really slaves in the China?
joe rogan
Slaves in the China?
tim dillon
You know what I mean?
Are they really slaves?
kyle kulinski
Foxconn?
tim dillon
They don't enjoy it at all?
Do they not enjoy it at all?
joe rogan
They make this as beautiful.
It was actually an expose recently written by a guy who posed as a guy of Chinese descent but I believe he's American and he worked in a factory making iPhones and doing one thing 12 hours a day and he wrote a story about it like how inhumane the conditions are there and try to get it in people's heads like this is what you're supporting when you buy a phone.
What's really kind of crazy is that Apple with all their money right and They're my favorite phone company, right?
They're my favorite phone company because they don't sell your information like Google does.
kyle kulinski
Right, yeah, they care about privacy.
joe rogan
Even with Apple Maps, they're not constantly collecting data and then just selling it to all these companies.
Even them, they don't see this massive problem and they don't do anything about it.
They just keep going down the same road because it's been effective and because economically they have an obligation to their shareholders and this is the most profitable way to do it.
So they keep doing it that way.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
And this gets back to the Iraq and Afghanistan war.
There's trillions of dollars of mineral wealth in Afghanistan.
Like a lot of the stuff that ends up in your phone comes from there.
joe rogan
Yeah, for sure.
tim dillon
Lithium ion, all that stuff.
joe rogan
There's a huge deposit of lithium in Afghanistan.
There was a big story about that a few years ago, that they had found this new massive deposit of lithium.
I want you to imagine this, and I want to put this out there.
If Apple had their version of a Fairphone, like say this is our iPhone 12 Max Pro, but this is our Fairphone.
Now this phone, everybody makes at least $15 an hour.
This is a phone that doesn't use any conflict minerals that come from...
War-torn countries, but it costs $1,000, but it's not as good as the phone that costs $800.
kyle kulinski
Who would get it?
That's the question.
joe rogan
I think a lot of people would, because they would virtue signal.
They would say, I'm using the Fairphone.
kyle kulinski
Virtue signal has a negative connotation.
joe rogan
That's a good virtue signal.
What do you need?
I have a new phone.
I got a 12. I'm a fucking moron.
Right?
I was like, hey, get a 12. Pay the camera.
Get a pay the camera.
Oh, sides.
Sides.
They're flat now.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Love it.
But I don't need it, right?
If you made a phone that's the equivalent of the iPhone 7, right?
And it costs $900, but you feel good about yourself.
You don't feel bad.
What the fuck do you need your phone to do?
It's not making complex computations.
It's not doing super difficult video rendering.
Unless you're a hardcore gamer on your phone.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
What are you really using your goddamn phone?
You're FaceTiming your friends, you're making a few text messages, you're checking your email, maybe you watch a YouTube video, you play a podcast when you're in your car, you listen to music.
What the fuck are you using your phone for?
That you need a new processor, oh the new OLED has, you know, the new resolution is far better than the old, there's more pixels.
Listen, I'm 53 years old.
I need glasses to see my fucking text messages.
I don't know what's going on with your pixels.
If you could sell a phone that you could feel good about, where you could say, if a phone company came out with that and that was their big campaign, if it was ever a time, now is the time they could do that.
And I would buy it.
I don't fucking need this stupid new phone, but I bought it because I'm a moron.
Right?
But if a phone company came out and said, this is it.
We have a phone.
Maybe Korea's better.
Maybe Samsung's better.
I don't know where they're making their shit or where they're doing their shit.
kyle kulinski
I think they're all bad, I think, at the core of it.
There's slavery involved with all this.
And it's terrible, but it's probably true, right?
Yeah.
Is anybody's hands really clean in all this?
joe rogan
I mean, it's relative, right?
Like, relatively clean?
Cleaner?
kyle kulinski
But I mean, this is why we need efficient, effective regulation.
Is it even possible?
Let's avoid the slavery thing.
Well, listen, it's harder.
The broader the scope, the harder it is.
So yes, if you're asking, hey, is it really possible to know where we get everything from for phones that are sold here when none of the materials come from here?
No, it's really not possible.
joe rogan
Well, someone's gotta know, right?
jamie vernon
Apple, the phone has a bunch of recycled material in it.
joe rogan
Sure, but that means recycled from eventually slaves getting it out of the ground.
jamie vernon
Well, from other phones is what they're saying.
joe rogan
Right, but it originally came from slaves getting those materials out of the ground.
jamie vernon
But not at a constant rate.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, he's just saying it's not continuing to feed the slavery pipeline.
joe rogan
Slightly better.
So Apple's Rare Earth Recycling, a new iPhone series, steps up environmental response.
Yeah, but that's just the environment.
Even though this is good because they're not wasting the materials and they're recycling the materials, that's good for the environment, right?
But that doesn't address the Foxconn workers who live in a place where they have dormitories and they have nets around the building because so many people jumped off.
They decided to put nets up.
kyle kulinski
You would need the international community to get together and we all say to each other, alright, no slavery?
Yeah, no slavery.
And then some, I mean, some country would decide we're gonna be assholes because we'll get a competitive advantage if we have slaves, and then they'd probably do it.
You know what I mean?
But, yeah, it's...
unidentified
Well...
joe rogan
Jimmy, pull up that Fairphone.
tim dillon
Dude, would you really get a Fairphone?
joe rogan
No.
I'm just lying on the podcast.
kyle kulinski
It's so insane.
It depends how shitty it is, though, right?
Can I airdrop?
If it's actually okay.
tim dillon
If it's even less, like slightly less, I'm going to go slavery.
joe rogan
Here it is.
But can I airdrop with the Fairphone?
kyle kulinski
I'm going to go slavery.
jamie vernon
It's an Android, so I mean...
joe rogan
Designed to last.
What does it say?
Recycled and fair materials.
48 megapixel camera.
That's pretty good.
tim dillon
You look like a punk if you have this.
joe rogan
How dare you?
tim dillon
You look like a punk if you pull out a Fairphone.
kyle kulinski
Look at this fucking guy.
tim dillon
Dude, it's horrible.
kyle kulinski
He doesn't even agree with slavery, this asshole.
tim dillon
What a horrible conversation start.
Oh, I have a Fairphone.
Oh, you think you've stopped slavery because you have one Fairphone?
Well, let's...
joe rogan
Why do they have white text on blue?
kyle kulinski
You're actually making a great point.
You're making a great point.
tim dillon
I'm always doing that.
kyle kulinski
Because, like, it's not an individual issue.
It's like when people say about climate change.
tim dillon
I just never know when I'm doing it.
kyle kulinski
It's like when people say about climate change, like, oh, did you drive a fucking car?
Is that what you did?
You drove a car to get here?
Did you know that fucking climate change has happened?
It's like, yeah, asshole.
And it's not like one individual can really make that much of a difference.
You actually need action from a higher level, like 73% of the emissions that lead to climate change come from the same, come from, I'm sorry.
joe rogan
South outside of Europe?
What does it say there?
kyle kulinski
73 companies have like 100% or 90% of the emissions.
Some crazy stat that I'm not remembering.
joe rogan
They only sell within the EEA in Switzerland.
As an organization based in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, we currently focus our sales efforts in Europe.
At the same time, we are researching the market and logistic possibilities to sell outside of Europe.
You can find our full list of countries where we sell and ship to.
tim dillon
Yeah, when they try to sell outside of Europe.
joe rogan
Do they sell it to America?
Can I buy one?
Does it say United States?
L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S? Nope.
tim dillon
Vatican City.
kyle kulinski
They don't even allow it here?
tim dillon
Vatican City.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, when you're molesting children, you really want a Fairphone.
kyle kulinski
They don't even allow it here?
tim dillon
No, they don't.
joe rogan
They don't sell it here.
tim dillon
I think we say this is slavery, but we don't really know.
joe rogan
Right?
kyle kulinski
Well, at the heart of it, with the mines, yeah.
There's child slaves in those mines.
joe rogan
Shipping outside of Europe.
We do not sell or ship Fairphone products outside of Europe at the moment.
Yeah.
The good news is we plan to start developing a selection of countries outside.
The question at the moment is how fast can we make this happen?
As an Amsterdam-based organization, we wanted to launch a Fairphone products in Europe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For the coming time, we will continue to focus our sales efforts on this region.
Oh, they don't have any plans.
So you can't even buy this fucking phone here.
But it's not a bad phone if you look at what it is.
It's a 46 megapixel camera, uses Android 10, which is, I think that's the latest.
No, is it Android 11 now?
I think they have Android 11 now.
kyle kulinski
But Tim is right.
This is not an individual issue.
Action needs to be taken at a higher level.
tim dillon
You can't just have one person go, I'm going to buy a Fairphone.
It's got to be systemic.
joe rogan
Well, I've got to be able to airdrop, too.
kyle kulinski
And the point I was trying to make, which I couldn't get out...
tim dillon
I think the phone system works well.
joe rogan
What phone says it?
tim dillon
The one we get where we get the nice phones.
kyle kulinski
Joey, he's saying he's pro-slavery.
This is what he's saying.
tim dillon
We get a new one every year.
I'm not pro-ing slavery, but if you're a child in China, you have to keep yourself occupied.
joe rogan
You can upgrade your camera.
There's a camera module.
jamie vernon
That's kind of cool.
joe rogan
That's pretty cool.
jamie vernon
If it works good.
joe rogan
Discover the greener way to get new features.
Wow.
So they have a module that you can take out and then put back.
It probably also means no water resistance.
With all this modular shit, you're pulling out batteries and stuff.
That means usually, generally, that you're not going to be able to have water resistance.
kyle kulinski
You seem like you're actually somewhat interested in this, Joe.
joe rogan
I am somewhat interested in this because I've recognized my own hypocrisy by not supporting slavery but supporting slavery.
And it's also weird to me that, in my opinion, if I'm thinking about a progressive tech company, Apple's at the top of that list.
They have the most elegant design.
They have these super intelligent people working.
They have this beautiful campus.
They have all these things.
They have an enormous amount of money.
I mean, Apple has more money than the United States of America, right?
They have more reserve, more cash reserves than anything.
What is Apple's cash reserve?
I think it's in the trillions of dollars.
They have an enormous amount of money.
Well, they're incredibly successful.
But here's the thing.
jamie vernon
I'm not saying it's not a lot, but it's about $200 billion.
joe rogan
I thought it was in the trillions.
jamie vernon
That's how much they're worth, I believe.
I don't think they have that in cash.
joe rogan
Okay, so in cash, they have hundreds of billions of dollars.
Can't you stop?
kyle kulinski
You guys can't figure it out?
joe rogan
You can't pay slaves better money?
You can't say they only have to work eight hours a day?
kyle kulinski
It's about the supply chain, man.
joe rogan
How much more would it cost?
You know what I'm saying?
kyle kulinski
I hear you, but I think it's more about the supply chain where, like, at some point down the line, they're just getting something from somebody else who's doing the work elsewhere.
You know what I mean?
Like, they come to them for the raw materials for whatever it is, and then they put it together.
joe rogan
Somebody owns the land where the minerals are being extracted from, and that person's running a slave operation.
kyle kulinski
Pretty much.
tim dillon
This is what the CIA would do.
When we needed minerals, whoever was running that country, they'd be like, he seems like he's hurting his own people.
He's a genocidal monster.
We must do something.
kyle kulinski
There's always an argument.
joe rogan
There's always some veneer.
tim dillon
It's like that Bill Hicks joke where they go, he's a Hitler and whatever you need, folks.
Whatever you need, we're going in.
joe rogan
Well, that's Smedley Butler.
Right?
General Smedley Butler, yeah.
kyle kulinski
War as a Racket.
joe rogan
That's really the extent of his argument, or his article rather, is when he wrote that, he thought when he first enlisted into the Army, and by the way, I believe that's 33. What year was that?
Smedley Butler, War as a Racket.
I want to say it's in the 1930s.
And he wrote this...
35. 35. Eerily accurate account of what we're dealing with today when it comes to why we really take military action on certain countries.
And they really, in his case back then, he was talking about protecting bankers.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, we had soldiers who were dishonorably discharged when they blew the whistle on some of our allies having child sex slaves.
tim dillon
Crazy.
joe rogan
Say that again.
kyle kulinski
We had soldiers who were dishonorably discharged when they blew the whistle on our allies in Afghanistan having child sex slaves.
So they spoke up and said, our allies are fucking children here.
joe rogan
And they were dishonorably discharged.
kyle kulinski
Dishonorably discharged.
tim dillon
But nobody likes a rat.
No one wants a rat.
joe rogan
That's a good point.
tim dillon
That's a great point because we also do horrible things and you're like, well, if he's going to rat out our allies, they might rat out us.
joe rogan
Yeah, and they probably fuck kids too.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Who were these guys and where are they now?
kyle kulinski
I'm going on an article I read like five years ago.
I'll try to pull it up.
tim dillon
In Afghanistan, they have this whole thing where it's like you have ladyboys and then they have like goat herders have sex with the warriors.
It's like a warlord culture.
That's the extent of what I know about it, but...
I read an article.
joe rogan
He said that knowing that you have this shallow amount of information.
tim dillon
It's a very small amount of information, but it's very visual.
I know they're warlords and they're walking around rocks.
kyle kulinski
There you go.
joe rogan
Here it is.
U.S. soldiers told to ignore sexual abuse of boys by Afghan allies.
tim dillon
Also, cross off Afghan allies and write U.S. senators.
joe rogan
Yeah.
tim dillon
You know what I mean?
It's like, that's also the thing.
kyle kulinski
What's his name?
Wasn't he one of the speakers of the house, right?
tim dillon
Denny Hastert.
joe rogan
Hastert, yeah.
Well, he was molesting boys when he was working as a wrestling coach.
tim dillon
Yeah.
And really good friends with Tony Podesta, John Podesta's brother.
joe rogan
By the way, if I want to say, I think he got 15 months.
He got an incredibly short term.
kyle kulinski
When you're connected.
joe rogan
Yeah, Hastert.
Pull that up.
Speaker of the House, Hastert.
And what he got.
And so, I mean, that fucking, that is the tip of some iceberg somewhere.
kyle kulinski
Absolutely.
unidentified
I mean, you've gone deep on the Epstein shit.
kyle kulinski
So, 15 months?
joe rogan
15 months for fucking kids.
Imagine.
kyle kulinski
Jesus Christ.
joe rogan
Imagine.
Think about all these guys that are in jail right now for pot.
kyle kulinski
Non-violent drug offenses.
joe rogan
Non-violent drug dealers.
A bunch of dudes.
How about Kamala Harris?
How many did she put away?
How many did she put away for way longer?
jamie vernon
She only did 13 months.
joe rogan
Oh, well, got off good behavior.
Didn't fuck any kids in those last two months.
kyle kulinski
By the way, this was one of the issues where Trump could have hit Biden hard because Biden did the crime bill.
And Trump did the First Step Act.
That's a reversal of the roles there, where you have Biden's acting like the Republican, and Trump's acting like the Democrat.
tim dillon
Well, it was tough to hit Kamala on that, because Trump was like, she put black people in jail, and the crowd's like, yes!
unidentified
And Trump's like, no, no, no, that's a, hold on, and she's a cop!
tim dillon
And they're like, yes!
You know, so it's a tough...
kyle kulinski
You gotta really dance.
That's why he's had a hard time defining Biden.
Because, you know, if you hit him on the crime bill, that's like saying, he's too tough on crime.
joe rogan
But he did hit him on the crime bill in that debate.
kyle kulinski
I know, but then in the next sentence, what did he do?
He said, he won't even say law and order.
This guy's okay with the riots.
You gotta pick one.
You can't say he's too tough on crime with the crime bill and he's too soft on crime because he won't say law and order.
joe rogan
The crime bill wasn't just tough on crime.
kyle kulinski
Right, it was tough on non-violent crime, which shouldn't be crime.
joe rogan
And it was also, like, it didn't give anybody a path for redemption.
It just basically locked people up.
And then when you're dealing with, this is also during the time of the rise of the private prison industry.
And so all of that is being funneled into people's parts.
tim dillon
Biden has always been a shady guy, right?
Didn't he, like, help all the credit card companies relocate to Delaware?
unidentified
Yes!
kyle kulinski
In the bankruptcy bill!
The bankruptcy bill, you can't file for bankruptcy on your student loans.
All other forms of debt, you can file for bankruptcy on it.
You can't do it on student loans.
And now this guy's, you know, might be our next president.
We'll find out.
joe rogan
How dark is that?
You can't file for bankruptcy on student loans.
No matter what it is, you owe it forever.
There's people right now that are getting Social Security, and they get some of their money docked because they owe student loans.
Imagine, you hit the end of the line, right?
You're 70 years old, you're tired every day, your feet hurt, and your social security check gets sliced because you have student loans that you never used anyway.
Like, that education didn't do you a damn good.
No good at all.
And the money, the reason why it was so expensive for that education was the government was subsidizing it.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
And there are other developed countries, a bunch of them do.
Basically, they treat college the same way we treat high school here.
Or you could just go.
joe rogan
That is one of the reasons why I supported Bernie Sanders.
I supported him for a couple of reasons.
One, the idea of abolishing student debt.
Two, making college free.
We want people to be more educated.
We want them to be more educated.
It's one of the best ways to ensure that we have...
I always say this, what's the best way to make America great?
Have less losers.
What's the best way to have less losers?
Give more people opportunity.
So, get them out of debt for shit that they did when they were 17. They didn't even know it.
They didn't understand what they were doing.
You're getting in debt for hundreds of thousands of dollars for an education that'd be literally worthless.
Like, Jamie went to school for shit that doesn't even work anymore.
Right?
You make this education, or you get this education for computer programming.
Right.
Or, you know, you're learning software that's completely irrelevant by the time you get out of school.
And you're hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt.
You should be able to sue.
You should be like, you fuckers.
You made me learn some shit.
kyle kulinski
You should wipe the slate clean.
Get rid of the student loan debt.
I mean, think about it.
We bail out bankers.
We bail out Wall Street.
We have endless amounts of money for the war, right?
For the wars.
joe rogan
If we're gonna bail out anybody, it should be students.
Like, Jesus Christ.
kyle kulinski
Student debt and medical debt.
And by the way, I like the questions you asked Kanye because it was funny to me watching.
You were very policy focused.
You were like, okay, so what do you think about the issue of student loan debt?
Like, do you have a plan for that?
joe rogan
The big one for me was, what are you going to do with the military?
Like, if you have military...
kyle kulinski
He said a prayer, I believe, was his answer to that one.
joe rogan
He's going to consult Jesus.
I like Kanye a lot, and I thought that that was really interesting, that his answer for the military was not something that he just ranted on.
That was something that he thought about, and he said, I would consult experts.
You know, he's like, I'm a civilian.
kyle kulinski
You know, Trump said that a lot too in 2016 when he was asked a question he wasn't sure about.
He's like, I'd be surrounded by the best people.
joe rogan
But he never said it like the way Kanye did it.
And I'm not saying Kanye West should be president.
But I was genuinely impressed with his thoughtfulness.
Genuinely.
You know, I don't think he should be president.
But by the way, he could be.
tim dillon
What are the numbers?
Not now.
kyle kulinski
He's not winning this election, that's for sure.
joe rogan
Not this one.
But understand, he could.
No bullshit.
Like, this is how fucking sideways we've gone through the looking last.
Look, if it was up to me...
kyle kulinski
Trump was a good politician, though, Joe.
I really think Trump was a really...
He didn't get his due, either, because the media hates him so much, that they didn't recognize what he was doing was he wasn't running like a traditional Republican, which is like Mitt Romney style, which is uninspiring.
He was running like a populist.
And that appealed to people who otherwise would.
There are two times Obama voters who voted for Trump.
And guess what?
Now they abandoned him because he stopped.
He didn't govern like we thought he might when he was being a populist.
joe rogan
Do you think that was because he was lying when he was running or do you think it's because the things that he was promising, once you get into office and you see the reality of the job...
kyle kulinski
No, I'll explain it.
I think Trump is a path of least resistance guy.
So, when he got in power, he surrounded himself with the same fucking ghouls that have been destroying Washington all along.
I mean, he had Gary Cohn, Goldman Sachs, Steve Mnuchin, Goldman Sachs, Larry Kudlow from CNBC, the guy's never been right about anything economically in his entire life, but now he's making decisions for the economy.
And we can go down the list, John Bolton on foreign policy, one of the same guys who's a fucking war criminal who sent us to Iraq.
So, Trump spoke against the Iraq war, and then he hired the guy who was most responsible for getting us into fucking Iraq.
Try to make sense of that one.
So the problem is, he picked all these career insider swamp creatures, and then all of them were talking in his ear all day, every day, no, no, you can't do that thing, you can't stop the outsourcing, no, you can't get us out of the wars, you can't do this, you can't do that.
And Trump, listen, at the end of the day, all he really cares about is getting the adulation.
And he loves, like, when he's doing a rally and the crowd is, like, loving him, that's his thing, man, that's what he's into.
So he wants that love and adoration while he just keeps the status quo going and holding it together with fucking band-aids and bubblegum, you know?
Like, that's what it is.
tim dillon
It's, I'm gonna keep the status quo going, relatively normal, as I portray myself as this- I think you're right about all of that, but there's gotta be some allowance made for the fact that, like, he spent two years defending himself from the accusation that he was a Russian spy.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
unidentified
The Democrats are insane.
tim dillon
The two-year idea that the guy was a Russian spy.
kyle kulinski
And the reason the Democrats did that is because they don't have anything policy-wise that they're pushing to make counter-arguments.
tim dillon
Right.
kyle kulinski
So instead of saying, like, what we're going to do is we're going to abolish student loan debt and we're going to fight with the Republicans on this day in and day out.
They didn't do that.
They did exactly what you said, which is, oh, my God, maybe he's Vladimir Putin's puppet Manchurian candidate, not even for America.
And, of course, where'd that get us?
Absolutely nowhere.
By the way, I love how the Mueller report got Trump on dick when it came to that.
And the Democrats just acted like there was no day of reckoning where it was like, damn, we really fucked this up from the beginning.
I remember one of the first or second times I was on your podcast, I told you that they're going to get nothing on the Russia thing.
And they got nothing on the Russia thing.
There's other kinds of standard issue corruption going on in there.
joe rogan
There's still people that claim that the Russia thing did show collusion.
kyle kulinski
Okay, then why is Trump still president?
joe rogan
Jamie's one of them.
kyle kulinski
Why hasn't anybody around him gone to prison?
joe rogan
Jamie thinks that he was in collusion.
tim dillon
But Jamie also pretended to have COVID. So this is a problem.
joe rogan
Because he was scared of meeting Kanye.
tim dillon
Exactly.
So this is a pattern of behavior with Jamie.
joe rogan
Scared to meet his idols.
jamie vernon
Don't do it.
I'm not wearing the shoes, don't worry about it.
tim dillon
When you looked at your phone, did you get any hot results?
Is there anything off the...
joe rogan
Yeah, there's some shit going down in Florida.
They've projected wins for both of them.
It's going back and forth.
kyle kulinski
Can I show you the Trump 2016 ad?
I sent it to Jamie.
joe rogan
Yeah, we're going to look...
jamie vernon
Oh, this is 2016, okay.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, I DM'd it to Jamie.
I want to show you how good he was.
That's it, correct.
How good he was.
joe rogan
Joe, here we go.
jamie vernon
We're going to do that, and...
donald j trump
Our movement is about replacing a failed and corrupt political establishment with a new government controlled by you, the American people.
The establishment has trillions of dollars at stake in this election.
For those who control the levers of power in Washington, and for the global special interest, they partner with these people that don't have your good in mind.
The political establishment that is trying to stop us is the same group responsible for our disastrous trade deals, massive illegal immigration, and economic and foreign policies that have bled our country dry.
unidentified
The political establishment has brought about the destruction of our factories.
donald j trump
And our jobs as they flee to Mexico, China, and other countries all around the world.
It's a global power structure that is responsible for the economic decisions that have robbed our working class, stripped our country of its wealth, and put that money into the pockets of a handful of large corporations and political entities.
The only thing That can stop this corrupt machine is you.
The only force strong enough to save our country is us.
unidentified
The only people brave enough to vote out this corrupt establishment is you, the American people.
donald j trump
I'm doing this for the people and for the movement, and we will take back this country for you, and we will make America great again.
joe rogan
Great ad.
kyle kulinski
Listen, that is not like other Republicans.
That's him being incredibly populist, right?
And now, I just want to show you, because I'll show you his 2020 closing ad, okay?
So you can compare.
Jamie, I DM that to you as well.
It's the Trump tweet that says, vote, vote, vote.
This is what he released today as basically his closing ad.
And just look at how different this is.
unidentified
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold on.
jamie vernon
Gave me a lead-in like I was already ready.
kyle kulinski
Sorry about that.
Yeah, I get excited sometimes.
That was a good ad, right?
joe rogan
That was a damn good ad.
tim dillon
That was a great fucking ad.
joe rogan
Made me want to take a time machine and go back and vote for him.
tim dillon
I mean, it's a great ad.
How is Joe Jorgensen doing?
joe rogan
I don't know.
jamie vernon
0.6%.
tim dillon
Phenomenal.
joe rogan
She's got 0.6%?
tim dillon
Yeah.
joe rogan
Oh my god.
tim dillon
This is bad.
joe rogan
The dancing.
jamie vernon
I don't know if we're allowed to play that.
kyle kulinski
Okay, then mute it.
Mute it, but keep it going.
unidentified
This is the whole fucking thing, Joe Rogan.
joe rogan
He's just dancing?
jamie vernon
Does this the song play the whole time?
unidentified
I actually don't remember how long it plays, but I also gotta be honest, I also like this one.
joe rogan
That move.
That move.
He does that move everywhere.
tim dillon
I'm also equally assuaged by this.
joe rogan
That's the Macho Man song, isn't it?
Isn't that Village People?
kyle kulinski
Yeah.
joe rogan
Is it YMCA? Yeah.
tim dillon
But what he's doing is he's saying all that stuff about NAFTA with his hands.
joe rogan
This is in here a little bit for a second.
Why is that his ad?
kyle kulinski
Mute it, mute it, mute it.
I don't want to get this bad.
joe rogan
Yeah, mute it.
That is his ad?
kyle kulinski
This is the ad, Joe Rogan?
joe rogan
The YMCA? Yes!
jamie vernon
Every other song he was playing, they told him to stop playing it.
They got cease and desist orders for it.
tim dillon
But he's showing he's young, he's vital, he just got done with COVID. Look at his dancing.
kyle kulinski
Here's the thing, Joe.
tim dillon
He's like an amazing non-person.
kyle kulinski
His attacks against Biden don't resonate as much as his attacks against Hillary resonated.
Because...
joe rogan
What is it?
His legs are broken.
kyle kulinski
He's stuck to the ground.
tim dillon
His knees don't work.
He's paralyzed.
joe rogan
What a weird dance.
I'm going to start doing that.
tim dillon
It's like a guy that was in a car accident.
kyle kulinski
He's got it on a loop.
He just got the same dance on a loop.
joe rogan
This is a crazy ad.
So it's just music?
jamie vernon
He made a TikTok video is what he did.
joe rogan
Yeah, but it's just music and him dancing.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
joe rogan
That is so bizarre.
kyle kulinski
Okay, so now, but beyond this, Joe, because the main argument he's using against Joe Biden is Joe Biden is some sort of radical socialist Antifa lover, and that's not landing.
unidentified
But look at this fucking, this ad is so dumb.
joe rogan
Look at this ad.
Someone hates him.
Someone inside the White House hates him and they made this ad.
They're like, I'm going to sink his fucking battleship with this shit.
tim dillon
I think you're bullshitting on it, but I think he's basically saying get out and vote.
unidentified
It's ridiculous.
tim dillon
Do you think he knows it's over?
joe rogan
He should.
Maybe he doesn't even want to win.
Who knows?
Maybe secretly he doesn't want to win.
tim dillon
This is the craziest thing I've ever seen.
joe rogan
It's the dumbest ad I've ever seen.
This move is so strange.
tim dillon
Vote, vote.
kyle kulinski
He tweeted that with the words, vote, vote, vote.
joe rogan
Let's get some updates.
jamie vernon
27 million views on that.
joe rogan
27 million.
Well, 27 million people going, what the fuck is this?
We're going to get some...
You need some updates.
kyle kulinski
Alright, let's see.
joe rogan
Let's see where we're at.
I say it's all red now.
jamie vernon
It says updated as of right now.
joe rogan
Trump is up.
jamie vernon
The biggest one I think that I've seen so far is Florida's reporting at 89%.
And Trump is leading.
kyle kulinski
Trump is leading.
So Trump needs that state to have any chance, and it looks like he's in the lead by 2%, which is actually not terrible at 89% in, which actually looks like it's solid for him at the moment.
joe rogan
Okay, so he's going to win.
kyle kulinski
Well, not necessarily.
Wait until they call it, but...
tim dillon
I mean, this could be...
I think it's...
jamie vernon
I think...
joe rogan
Okay, what...
So if he wins Florida, what else does he do to...
Wow, look at that.
tim dillon
He just gets Ohio or Pennsylvania.
He's in, right?
kyle kulinski
No, no, no, no, no, no.
joe rogan
Okay.
kyle kulinski
He needs...
If he wins Florida, the next thing you have to look at is Pennsylvania, and he must win Pennsylvania as well.
joe rogan
How's Pennsylvania looking?
kyle kulinski
Pennsylvania's leaning blue at the moment.
jamie vernon
7% reporting right now.
kyle kulinski
And that's all the mail-ins.
The mail-ins are 76% Biden, which is what I told you earlier, that the mail-ins are going to be pro-Biden, and on the day votes are going to be pro-Trump.
But he needs Pennsylvania.
He needs Florida.
He needs Ohio.
joe rogan
So Pennsylvania, the polls are still open?
kyle kulinski
Pennsylvania, I'll tell you one second.
Hold on, I'll tell you one second.
joe rogan
It's 10pm there.
unidentified
Pennsylvania...
joe rogan
Oh, 9pm there.
jamie vernon
It says open, but it says closed at 8pm Eastern Time, so they should have closed about an hour ago.
joe rogan
Okay, so they have to count.
kyle kulinski
Yes, Pennsylvania closed at 8, but they're counting.
And they're starting again with the mail-in votes, which is why Biden has such a strong lead at the moment.
But in the polling, in Pennsylvania, Biden was up about 5 or 6 points in the average of the polling.
So that's basically Trump's biggest hurdle to winning the election is Pennsylvania, because he's down 5 or 6 points there.
So, if he can win Florida, which it looks good for him now in Florida, Trump, then it comes down to Pennsylvania, and if he can win Pennsylvania, then you're getting, now you're really having a conversation about the election.
tim dillon
Well, that's what I, right, that's what I said.
kyle kulinski
But I thought, no, no, but I thought you were saying, I thought you were saying that was it and he wins after that.
tim dillon
No, no, no, no, I was saying that was it and then we can play the ad again.
kyle kulinski
Then he's in the ballgame.
tim dillon
Everybody gets excited again.
kyle kulinski
Then he's in the ballgame, he's in the ballgame.
tim dillon
Then he's in the ballgame with the riots start, let's get the riots going, let's get the bricks going.
joe rogan
If he wins Florida and he wins Pennsylvania, what else does he have to do to win?
kyle kulinski
Ohio.
He's got to win Ohio.
joe rogan
What does Joe Biden have to do to win at this point?
kyle kulinski
First of all, Texas looks blue right now.
I'm not saying it's going to stay like that.
If Joe Biden wins Texas, it's game, set, match.
tim dillon
It's over.
kyle kulinski
If Joe Biden somehow comes back in Florida now, he wins.
It's over.
Game, set, match.
joe rogan
That's the problem is all my people from California bailed out of California and moved here.
There was a big push.
Turn Texas blue.
That was a big thing.
Fascinating.
kyle kulinski
No, this really is fascinating because I think Texas is going to go red, but I thought Florida was going to go blue.
So we'll see.
jamie vernon
So Google is showing it in a way that's a little more easier to look at.
joe rogan
Okay.
jamie vernon
It shows all the groups of the swing states.
kyle kulinski
By the way, scroll down.
Scroll down, Jamie, for one sec.
North Carolina is an important swing state, and right now Biden's up just a little bit there.
And by the way, Biden up in Ohio as well, even though there's probably early votes in just mail-in, but that's big too because Trump needs Ohio and he needs Pennsylvania.
joe rogan
What's interesting, too, is the numbers of people voting.
It seems like way more people are voting.
kyle kulinski
Huge turnout, Joe.
Huge turnout.
Gigantic.
joe rogan
What's the number?
kyle kulinski
I'll pull them up for you right now.
jamie vernon
It was 102 early.
joe rogan
Whoa.
tim dillon
I didn't vote because I thought too many people were voting.
unidentified
So, get this.
joe rogan
Isn't the early vote more than all of the vote from some years?
kyle kulinski
Yes, that's what I was going to say.
For Texas specifically...
joe rogan
How about you let him answer since he's the fucking expert?
jamie vernon
You're looking at me.
joe rogan
Jamie's like, no, no.
kyle kulinski
For Texas specifically, yes.
Texas passed the total number of votes in their pre-voting, in their mail-in votes.
They surpassed their 2016 total in just the mail-in.
joe rogan
That's insane.
tim dillon
Where did you vote?
joe rogan
New York?
kyle kulinski
I didn't vote.
tim dillon
Oh, you didn't vote?
kyle kulinski
No, I did not.
tim dillon
Wow.
unidentified
Wow.
kyle kulinski
I can't believe you're surprised by that.
joe rogan
Well, I know you weren't going to vote for Biden, but I didn't know you were not going to vote, period.
Why is that?
kyle kulinski
What was I going to do?
Vote for Trump?
joe rogan
No, no, no.
Go Joe Jorgensen.
tim dillon
I didn't vote because it looked kind of gross.
It looked gross, the voting, because they were doing it at firehouses and libraries.
It was a little grotesque.
And they all stand outside with masks.
It seemed very low rent.
I went to dinner instead.
And that's how I've been doing it for years.
I think that's a good, healthy way to do it.
kyle kulinski
Let me explain why I did what I did.
So basically, for me, it came down to obviously I'm not going to support Trump.
I've ripped him a million ways to Sunday and I'll continue to do that.
I think he's been effectively governed as an establishment Republican with tax cuts for the wealthy and continuing the wars.
And to me, that's you're done.
I have no interest in more tax cuts for the rich.
I have no interest in continued wars.
I have no interest in deregulation and stuff like that.
For Biden, my political awakening came with the Iraq war in 2003.
When we basically were lied into a war and we continued that illegal war.
And he was one of the guys who voted for it.
And listen, I truly believe that everybody who voted for that Iraq War should be in prison.
I think they're all war criminals.
It was an illegal war, even according to the UN. And over 200,000 innocent civilians are dead.
The most foundational thing that happened when I was growing up getting involved in politics, and I just can't look past that.
That's not a little thing to me.
So now, if you want me to give you my breakdown of the candidates, do I think overall Joe Biden is a lesser evil?
I do, because Joe Biden's going to get us back in the Iran deal, Joe Biden's going to get us back in the Paris Climate Agreement, and those things I think are really important.
But I just couldn't bring myself to pull the lever, especially because I live in New York, and New York's a safe state anyway.
It's not like my vote matters.
But I just couldn't bring myself to do it, man.
joe rogan
I just couldn't do it.
Do you take heat for that?
kyle kulinski
I didn't disclose what I was going to do yet until right now.
joe rogan
I know you disclosed that you weren't going to vote for Biden.
People were already giving you heat for that.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, well, I said that right after the primary when the feelings were raw with Bernie getting screwed again.
So that's why I said it then.
joe rogan
Why does Bernie just take that laying down?
kyle kulinski
Listen.
joe rogan
Is he that nice of a guy?
kyle kulinski
He really likes Joe Biden, number one.
Number two, I think he really buys into the lesser evil framework where he thinks like, no, I mean...
It's either going to be Trump or Biden, and you have to pick from the two.
So I'm going to go with the guy who's, you know, better on more of the things that I agree.
Like, for example, Biden has signed up for doing Bernie Sanders' living wage idea, $15 minimum wage.
And so, you know, Bernie takes that and he goes, okay, this is enough for me to go out there and push you and make an argument for you.
Now, will Biden actually do that?
I don't know.
I hope he will.
I have no idea if he actually will.
Okay?
joe rogan
What are the arguments against that?
kyle kulinski
Well, people say, oh, it's going to lead to an increase in unemployment because small businesses can't afford to, you know, pay for it, especially at a time like right now with COVID where small businesses are having a hard time staying open either way.
joe rogan
Well, also, there's also arguments that these are jobs for young people that perhaps still work at home.
kyle kulinski
The data doesn't bear that out, though.
There's plenty of people who work full time and they make a minimum wage.
tim dillon
But you don't want people that are making the Filet-O-Fish complacent.
Like you want them working?
Listen, they need to know their mistakes.
Whitney Cummings just texted me.
She's like, I can't believe you guys are eating Filet-O-Fish.
It's like, shut up.
She yelled at me for not voting.
She yelled at me for not voting.
She said it's going to be bad for my career.
kyle kulinski
Tell her I said thank you because she's backing up my Filet-O-Fish argument.
tim dillon
She said it will be bad for my career if I don't vote.
She goes, do you want to be the person in 2020 who didn't vote?
And I said, yes.
kyle kulinski
I mean, listen, it is what it is.
You live in California, right?
tim dillon
I live in California.
It's not a swing state.
kyle kulinski
Are you registered to vote there or no?
tim dillon
I don't know.
My business manager called me and said, should we register you to vote?
I said, try to get my license back.
I got a suspended license in New York.
They're trying to put me in jail.
Let's focus on that and then we'll get to voting.
We'll get to voting in three or four months.
joe rogan
You know, Tim used to sell subprime mortgages.
unidentified
Yes.
kyle kulinski
Okay.
tim dillon
Correct.
Correct.
And my living was taken from me by an authoritarian government who took me and a lot of men from Long Island who were trying to help people realize the American dream were unfairly painted as criminals just because we were expanding people's ability to get credit.
Sorry.
Sorry I wanted everyone to have a pool.
joe rogan
A lot of people don't hear that perspective.
tim dillon
I'm glad you brought that up.
And I'm here to give it.
kyle kulinski
You started out selling subprime mortgages.
tim dillon
Yes.
kyle kulinski
I started out selling cars.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
kyle kulinski
And I as well was also on many substances.
tim dillon
Oh, that's so funny.
kyle kulinski
As I was doing it.
tim dillon
What kind of cars were you selling?
kyle kulinski
I was selling Chevys.
tim dillon
Were you like a You're a good salesman or you're like a piker?
kyle kulinski
No, because I'm too nice and I don't give a fuck if the person buys the car or not.
tim dillon
I mean, I won't get paid.
kyle kulinski
I'm too honest.
What I was going to say is I was probably the number one consumer of Four Loko back when it was the original Four Loko.
tim dillon
Okay, well, you needed stronger drugs.
That clearly didn't do it.
kyle kulinski
It's cocaine in a can.
tim dillon
Are you kidding me?
That's not really a joke.
We were doing cocaine off our desk.
kyle kulinski
Well, if I had that, I probably would have done the same thing.
But Four Loko was taken off the shelves because people were having fucking heart attacks and shit.
tim dillon
Listen, buddy, we were doing lines of blow off our desk and then taking people's 1040s with whiteout and getting deals done.
joe rogan
Jamie just motioned to me to get you guys to try to not talk over each other.
tim dillon
I apologize, Jamie.
jamie vernon
I was moving into your camera as well.
joe rogan
Oh, oh, oh.
kyle kulinski
I keep doing that.
I'm sorry.
Let me scoot this way more.
Have I been doing that the whole time?
joe rogan
We need to learn sign language.
Both of us do.
jamie vernon
I know how to spell it, but it takes too long.
tim dillon
Dude, the sign language interpreters are so out of control now.
joe rogan
Do you remember the fake one next to Obama?
tim dillon
That was hilarious.
joe rogan
He had no idea what he was doing.
He was just doing a bunch of TikTok moves.
The guy got three inches away from Obama.
tim dillon
That's insane.
joe rogan
It shows you how fucking poor, poorly managed a lot of those situations are, where such poor security, poor planning.
You have a fucking guy you don't even know.
kyle kulinski
President of the United States.
joe rogan
I want to know how long he was doing that, too, before people who actually sign are like, hey, hey, hey, what is that?
tim dillon
What is this craziness?
kyle kulinski
What the fuck?
That shows how important confidence is.
Because the person started doing it just really confidently, like they belong there.
And that was enough for everybody to be like, I guess that person belongs there.
tim dillon
All of the people now, it's disgusting what they do.
They're very big and everything.
And it's like, we get it, but you're distracting.
Because most people can hear.
So what you're doing is you're distracting.
For me, I'm trying to listen to the message.
It's very distracting to have somebody who's very over the top doing it.
And that's true.
joe rogan
I get it.
I get it.
tim dillon
Deaf people, for the most part, are very rude.
joe rogan
There was a ruling today about Gavin Newsom.
There was a ruling about Gavin Newsom that is something about using unconstitutional policies.
He's an unliked man right now in California.
kyle kulinski
Well, talking of car salesman, he looks like the sleaziest car salesman on the planet.
joe rogan
Well, he looks like a guy who should be president.
Like, he looks like a president.
kyle kulinski
In a movie.
joe rogan
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
In a movie, maybe.
joe rogan
He looks like a president.
He sounds like a president.
tim dillon
He's a good-looking dude.
joe rogan
Judge rules to limit California governor's power.
Powers amid pandemic.
He's out of fucking control.
tim dillon
He's out of his mind.
joe rogan
It's amazing how much money people are losing, too.
Like Disneyland.
Disneyland is losing some insane number of millions of dollars a day.
The order prevents Gavin Newsom from exercising any power under California Emergency Services Act, which amends, alters, or changes existing statutory law or makes new statutory law or legislative policy.
The judge determined that the California Emergency Services Act itself was constitutional but noted that it does not permit the governor to amend statutes or make new statutes.
That's what I've been saying the whole time.
He's like, this guy is an autocrat.
The governor does not have the power or authority to assume the legislator's role of creating legislative policy and enactments.
It's just so spooky how people get into power and you find out how much they love using it.
Go back to that again.
It says, determining one of his orders was an unconstitutional exercise of legislative power.
Yeah.
Gross.
It's scary there, man.
Like, they're giving you orders on what you can do for Thanksgiving.
tim dillon
It's crazy.
joe rogan
You can't have more than three families.
You can't have any singing.
tim dillon
Wait a minute.
joe rogan
You have to be outside.
tim dillon
Is that true?
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No singing?
No singing.
You have to be outside.
It has to only go on for two hours.
As if after two hours everyone turns into a pumpkin.
tim dillon
This is absurd, and this is an abuse of power, and he must be...
They gotta stop this.
joe rogan
They do have to stop.
But just the type of person that would say that...
Imagine being a governor, you're dealing with half your fucking state's on fire, like everyone's out of work, and you're like, you can't sing.
Don't sing.
tim dillon
That's absurd.
joe rogan
And your parties?
kyle kulinski
Wait, is this real?
They can't sing?
joe rogan
Yes.
Yes.
jamie vernon
I saw this going around too and I didn't think it was real when I saw it.
Didn't look into it.
I'm looking into it now.
kyle kulinski
Look into it now.
That doesn't sound real.
jamie vernon
There was something put out, but our favorite website, Snopes, says this is false.
unidentified
Yeah, that's like some fucking Fox News.
kyle kulinski
Some Facebook meme or some shit, Joe.
joe rogan
I saw it on Fox News.
No, no, no, don't say that unless you're sure.
Jamie's wrong all the time with this stuff because he only Googles these lefty, liberal fake news sites.
kyle kulinski
Snopes?
joe rogan
Snopes is a fake news site.
They get busted all the time for fake news.
Very biased.
By the way, the guy who runs Snopes, like, he's a huge Democrat.
Like, the whole organization is heavily left-leaning.
kyle kulinski
But wait, but that didn't set the alarms off to you, the, oh, you can't sing?
What fucking government agency would do that?
joe rogan
You can't sing.
tim dillon
I'm telling you.
That's next.
I think maybe six months ago that might have been funny, but now it's like, now you're like, okay, I'm sure that's going to be next.
joe rogan
Yeah, I'm telling you, it was on Fox News.
jamie vernon
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
kyle kulinski
Well, Fox News is certainly always right.
jamie vernon
I'm not saying it wasn't being passed around, but I'm saying that it was being passed around under false pretenses.
joe rogan
On Fox News, it says, no more than three households present, parties no longer than two hours, guests must stay outside, avoid singing, chanting, and shouting.
jamie vernon
Right, but...
kyle kulinski
Yeah, but again, that's...
tim dillon
How are you gonna do...
kyle kulinski
That's Fox News.
joe rogan
California Department of Public Health.
It's a quote from the California Department of Public Health.
Just Google it, you fuck, and don't interrupt Kyle anymore.
kyle kulinski
I asked him.
I did ask him that time.
I said that sounded fake.
You gotta look that up.
jamie vernon
A meme circling on Facebook says this is not accurate.
joe rogan
Fuck Snopes.
jamie vernon
Okay.
joe rogan
Celebrities rip California governor's news...
It's gotta be...
Coronavirus is California.
Gavin Newsom's Thanksgiving rules.
Click on that.
kyle kulinski
That's Daily Mail, though.
jamie vernon
Fine.
joe rogan
But they are saying what I want to hear.
Do you not understand how this works?
kyle kulinski
This is like an experiment in, you know, ideological confirmation bias.
joe rogan
They're saying what I want to hear.
The guidelines...
There must be a link.
jamie vernon
There never is a link.
joe rogan
There must be.
tim dillon
Listen, Chuck Woolery is backing us up.
joe rogan
You're moving too fast.
Go back up.
kyle kulinski
Chuck Woolery.
jamie vernon
There's all these dumb pop-ups.
joe rogan
We'll be right back in two and two.
The order requires a host of private gatherings to limit attendance.
Stop!
I'm trying to find a link to find the order.
But you're moving while I'm reading.
You know that, right?
jamie vernon
Here's the link that would tell us if this is accurate or not.
unidentified
Okay, hit it.
joe rogan
Let's go.
California Department of Public Health.
Summary.
This provides an updated plan for California to gather outside their household and replaces the prior gatherings guidelines issued on September 12th.
Scroll up again.
Mandatory requirements for all gatherings.
unidentified
Scroll up.
joe rogan
Of course it's frozen.
It's a goddamn California website.
Piece of shit.
tim dillon
How do they get rid of chanting when in California everyone's a Satanist?
unidentified
And they need that occult chant.
joe rogan
That's a good question.
tim dillon
It's not considerate.
joe rogan
How funny is that that the website crashes?
jamie vernon
We probably crashed the website.
joe rogan
Oh my god.
We're live.
We're live.
kyle kulinski
Whoa, that's crazy.
joe rogan
I forgot we're live.
kyle kulinski
That's fucking crazy.
joe rogan
Here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Mandatory requirements for gathering.
Attendance.
Gatherings must include...
Gatherings that include more than three households are prohibited.
Okay, this is exactly what it said, Snopes, you fucks.
Stop.
Stop scrolling.
Keep the households that you interact with stable over time.
kyle kulinski
It was the singing thing I'm curious about.
joe rogan
By spending time with the same people, risk of transmission is reduced.
Okay, gather outdoors.
Gatherings that occur outdoors are significantly safer than indoor gatherings.
All gatherings must be held outside.
Again, that's what the thing said.
Attendees may go inside to use the restroom as long as the restrooms are frequently sanitized.
Jeez, they're telling you!
You have to sanitize your fucking restroom if you want to go inside.
Gatherings may occur in outdoor spaces that are covered by umbrellas, canopies, awnings, roofs, and other shade structures that provide at least three sides of this space or 75% open to the outdoors.
This is fucking outrageous.
Okay.
The COVID part is...
Gatherings of no more than three households is permitted.
In a public park or outdoor space, if unrelated gatherings of other groups, up to three households, also occur in the same park or outdoor space, if multiple such gatherings are occurring, mixing between the group gatherings is not allowed.
You can't mix with other people that you see at the park.
Additionally, multiple gatherings of three households cannot be jointly organized or coordinated to occur in the same public park.
Oh my god.
So what else does it say?
Scroll down.
Seating must provide at least six feet of distance in all directions.
Everyone at the gathering should frequently wash their hands with soap and water.
Fucking duh.
Shared items should not be allowed during the gathering as much as possible.
Any food or beverage outside gatherings must be in single-serve disposable containers.
Wear a face covering to keep COVID from spreading.
When gathering, face coverings must be worn in accordance with CDPH. No, CDPH. Unless exemptions are applicable, people at gatherings may remove the face covering briefly to eat or drink, as long as they stay at least six feet from everyone outside.
tim dillon
Yes!
joe rogan
Fuck Snopes!
tim dillon
Shut your mouth, Jamie!
joe rogan
You're a communist!
kyle kulinski
So here's my question.
Here's my question, Joe.
joe rogan
Singing, chanting, shouting, and physical exertion significantly increases the risk of COVID-19 because these activities increase the risk of release of respiratory droplets and fine aerosols in the air.
Because of this, singing, chanting, and shouting are strongly discouraged.
But if they occur, the following rules and recommendations apply.
All people who are singing and chanting should wear a face covering at all times while singing or chanting, including anyone who's leading a song or chant.
Because these activities pose a very high risk of COVID-19 transmission, face coverings are essential to reduce the spread.
People who are singing, chanting, or exercising are strongly encouraged to maintain physical distancing beyond six feet.
kyle kulinski
Okay, so Joe, first of all, yes, that's silly.
You win.
But here's the question.
joe rogan
Thank you.
I like hearing that.
kyle kulinski
It's true.
I mean, yeah.
joe rogan
Say it again, Jamie.
kyle kulinski
It says.
joe rogan
It's true.
kyle kulinski
It says singing.
joe rogan
Snopes is wrong.
kyle kulinski
Snopes is wrong.
But here's the question, though.
tim dillon
It's crazy.
kyle kulinski
Like, are they just listing this to try to be like a helicopter parent to say, this is what you should do?
Or is there actually an enforcement mechanism where they're going to have the LAPD knock on your door?
joe rogan
Well, there's too many people.
Right, they can't do it.
But they have done that to large gatherings in California.
tim dillon
They shut down the TikTok house, and these people are patriots.
They were having a party, and they shut down, I think the Sway House, I believe it's called, and they were having a party, and they cut the water off to the TikTok house.
joe rogan
That's rude.
tim dillon
Yeah, but that's crazy.
kyle kulinski
What if everybody had a shit?
tim dillon
Right.
kyle kulinski
Aren't they, when they shut it off, isn't it like these giant fucking parties where everybody's two inches away from each other, breathing on each other?
tim dillon
Yeah, but you know what?
That's America.
kyle kulinski
Hey, I'm not, listen, I'm not arguing against it.
I'm just asking the question.
tim dillon
In TikTok, you have to be near a person because it's a group dance.
So you can't, social distance, you're not in frame.
unidentified
Yeah, how are you going to TikTok when you're six feet away from you?
tim dillon
Kyle, these are 17-year-old millionaires.
They don't give a shit about COVID. Yeah, they're not going to be sick.
kyle kulinski
They really are 17-year-old millionaires.
tim dillon
They're trillionaires.
They're fine.
joe rogan
And they're TikTok-ing.
tim dillon
I love how they're like, hey, Thanksgiving in the park, 30% of California is homeless.
joe rogan
It's like, what?
kyle kulinski
I know, right?
joe rogan
See what I'm saying with Snopes?
Like, you've got to be careful with that.
kyle kulinski
No, you're right.
That's definitely...
What you said it is, is what it is.
I guess my only question is...
Snopes splits hairs.
The enforcement mechanism.
joe rogan
They'll say false if it doesn't align with their ideals.
unidentified
Listen...
kyle kulinski
I think you're 100% right.
My only point was, I also show caution when it's fucking Fox News.
Because, you know, Sean Hannity is not exactly this bastion of fucking intelligence.
joe rogan
I think when they print it on the screen, it has to be true.
tim dillon
I worked at...
They had me on Red Eye, the show there, and I used to wear a tie, and I got to say whatever I want.
I think it's a great institution.
joe rogan
Well, Tucker Carlson's doing something right.
It's true.
He's the number one show in the news.
kyle kulinski
Bill O'Reilly was number one beforehand.
He was number one for years.
tim dillon
He did a lot of things besides all of the rape.
That's the bad thing.
kyle kulinski
The loofah, the loofah thing.
unidentified
Remember that?
tim dillon
But people are complex.
joe rogan
I would like to pay the girl who got $32 million.
tim dillon
$34 million.
joe rogan
I'd like to give her $35 million.
kyle kulinski
To tell the story.
tim dillon
Just to find out what he did.
kyle kulinski
Wasn't it just like, you know, he was trying to flirt and he called a loofah a falafel by accident?
tim dillon
No, I think he did something.
kyle kulinski
That happened.
That definitely happened.
tim dillon
He did do that, but I do think that for $32 million, there's bodies buried.
Like, he did something so crazy.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's so much money.
tim dillon
That's a lot of money.
She has the possession in her possession tapes that are like True Detective season one.
I mean, it's bad.
joe rogan
It's gotta be crazy.
kyle kulinski
I mean, when you pay that much money, you're really trying to bury something.
tim dillon
You're guilty.
kyle kulinski
You gotta be.
tim dillon
You are guilty.
joe rogan
But he's still doing really well with his political show online, apparently.
Why are you making that face?
kyle kulinski
Because who the fuck's watching Bill O'Reilly?
joe rogan
Well, we researched this.
Really?
Millions of years.
tim dillon
Well, he does all these books now.
He writes all these books with that guy Martin Dugard, and the books are like, killing Stalin.
Killing Kennedy.
unidentified
Killing my mom.
tim dillon
Killing Princess Di.
Killing the woman I paid $34 million to.
joe rogan
He makes a lot of money.
tim dillon
He does, yeah.
joe rogan
He makes a lot of money on those stupid books.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, they were bestsellers.
joe rogan
Because who reads?
Old people that hate lefties.
kyle kulinski
Which is why I'm surprised that his fucking thing online is doing well.
Because, you know, there's like, it was all geriatric people watching.
joe rogan
I think he probably gets commensurate numbers to you.
I think he's doing better than you.
kyle kulinski
I would be surprised if he's doing better than me in terms of viewership.
joe rogan
No, you're doing very well, but I really think he is.
kyle kulinski
And where's he primarily hosting his show?
joe rogan
Well, I don't know if he's on YouTube, but he's on BillOReilly.com, right?
We looked it up.
kyle kulinski
So it's his own website?
joe rogan
Yeah, I remember Jamie and I looked it up once.
It was about a year and a half ago.
We were stunned by the number of views on each page, on each video.
kyle kulinski
That's even more impressive if he did it on his own website because that's hard to do.
Usually you have to go to a thing that hosts it.
You know what I mean?
Like everybody knows, go to YouTube and see stuff or whatever.
joe rogan
Isn't it amazing that YouTube has a solid lockdown on that?
It is, yeah.
They are the number one platform on planet Earth for people just uploading videos.
There's no one even close.
kyle kulinski
And I don't think they're handling the responsibility of it well because they've tweaked algorithms to deprioritize what they call borderline outlets.
joe rogan
And that's you.
kyle kulinski
That's definitely me.
joe rogan
Now...
What makes you borderline?
Because you're not with a giant organization.
kyle kulinski
I really think that that's probably it.
The fact that I don't answer to anybody.
I'm my own person.
I could say whatever I want, whenever I want.
And simply put, they don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.
joe rogan
Right.
But let me push back on that.
They don't do anything to me.
kyle kulinski
Then I'm impressed.
joe rogan
They don't.
kyle kulinski
Seriously, I'm impressed by that then.
joe rogan
But think about that.
I mean, my videos get fucking insane numbers.
kyle kulinski
They really do.
They do really well.
joe rogan
So how is that?
That doesn't make sense.
kyle kulinski
I don't know, man.
You have to talk to them.
But what I'm convinced of is that there's different levels to how much they prioritize you and how much the algorithm pushes you out to new people.
And, you know, I've actually talked about this.
We mentioned Jimmy Dore earlier.
unidentified
Yes.
kyle kulinski
Tim and I have had a thousand conversations about this, where we know other channels that were similar size to us, and we were chugging along all at basically the same rate, and then out of nowhere, when I was gaining 30,000 or 40,000 new subscribers a month, it exploded to 6,000 thereabouts.
joe rogan
Is it possible that it's less nefarious, and that they made some sort of a deal with just political outlets across the board?
kyle kulinski
Well, that is it, because they admitted it.
They actually released it.
They have this thing where they tell you what they're going to do, and one of the things they said is, in order to combat fake news, they want to make sure that the stuff that gets recommended is the respected outlets, namely CNN, Fox News, MSNBC. I listen to your shit.
joe rogan
I watch your videos all the time.
They never get recommended to me.
kyle kulinski
Exactly.
tim dillon
That's exactly it.
Why don't you go on the dark web?
joe rogan
Because then you're selling coke and pedo-jerk it off.
kyle kulinski
Exactly.
tim dillon
You want to be independent, but you're really independent.
joe rogan
Your videos get recommended occasionally.
I should be really honest about this.
But Jimmy Dores get recommended all the time to me.
kyle kulinski
It could just be that you watch more of him than me because, honestly, as long as you're a subscriber and you watch my stuff, then they will recommend it to you.
The issue is they don't recommend it that much to new viewers.
So it used to be if you're watching a CNN video or you're watching some other news outlet, they could recommend one of my videos because I used to get better views than they do.
Now they pump theirs out all the time and they surpass me.
joe rogan
So that would be non-religious.
So people have never looked at you at all.
kyle kulinski
Yes.
joe rogan
So you're not getting that.
kyle kulinski
Right, that's right.
See, back, get this, during the 2016 election, 2016, I was gaining 30,000 to 40,000 subscribers a month.
Now it's like 6,000.
And other channels that are not deprioritized are still gaining that or more.
40,000, 50,000.
joe rogan
Do you think there's, what happens if someone like CNN puts out information that's demonstrably false?
kyle kulinski
See, then that's, The next point that I was going to make, which is, it's ridiculous that they even have this notion that, like, well, these are the real outlets and these are the fake outlets.
Listen, you brought up Russiagate before.
From the beginning, I was saying, here's what's going to happen with Russiagate.
Absolutely nothing.
People were thinking that Donald Trump was going to get pulled out of...
I just followed the evidence, Joe!
It's not that difficult.
You just have to look at whatever...
joe rogan
Hey, don't...
kyle kulinski
I'm sorry, I'm getting mad.
Whatever the intelligence agencies say, usually it's bullshit.
These are the same people who lied us into the fucking Iraq war.
Now I'm supposed to listen to them when they tell me that the president's a Manchurian candidate?
joe rogan
Right.
kyle kulinski
There's an old saying, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
They didn't present any real evidence.
It was just a bunch of screaming idiots like Rachel Maddow every night.
joe rogan
Did you see Ted Cruz cross-examining Comey about testimony about Russia, about evidence that was emails that were edited?
And the emails were edited to imply a completely different outcome than what the email actually said?
kyle kulinski
Yeah, I did not see that.
joe rogan
It's crazy.
kyle kulinski
But that's a battle of smug motherfuckers there.
Comey versus Cruz.
joe rogan
It is, but I really respected Ted Cruz for that conversation.
It was stunning.
kyle kulinski
Yeah.
joe rogan
It was stunning.
It was stunning listening to them saying, you know, Comey was just basically, I don't recall that.
This is not what I'm aware of.
And, you know, Cruz reads off of the email.
He reads the actual real original email, and then he reads the email that was submitted as evidence and how it was edited.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
It's disturbing.
kyle kulinski
It's incredibly disturbing.
joe rogan
That someone in the intelligence community could get away with that.
Whoever did it.
Whoever edited that.
Just to make Trump look like a bad guy.
kyle kulinski
That's what I'm saying.
They lie all the time, Joe.
Just because they're, you know, oh, they're official and they don't curse like I do or whatever.
And they seem like they're more relaxed when they talk.
They're liars.
And CNN oftentimes puts out stuff that's completely untrue.
All the mainstream media outlets do.
And there's, you know...
There's never a moment of reckoning where it's like, okay, well, that was fake news, actually.
And what the independent guys were saying was actually correct.
joe rogan
Was it you that was telling me that Brian Stelter was saying, don't listen to other news outlets?
kyle kulinski
It wasn't me, but I do know what you're talking about.
joe rogan
I was having a conversation with someone.
They were telling me that he literally was saying, don't listen to other news outlets because they're not going to tell you the truth.
We're going to tell you the truth.
kyle kulinski
That sounds like a cult thing, right?
Doesn't it?
joe rogan
It does sound like a cult thing.
But when they've been wrong and haven't told you the truth about a number of things that are provable.
kyle kulinski
Look at Syria.
There's another great example.
How long were they telling us about Syria?
That, you know, Assad did a gas attack against his own people.
Then you have whistleblowers who were doing the investigations who were like, this is not true at all.
And then they never correct themselves.
Meanwhile, then there's people like me and there's people like Jimmy who are like, they're wrong about this.
And we get deprioritized when we say stuff like that.
There's never a moment where it's like, oh, actually, they were right.
joe rogan
It's interesting because you have to stay independent.
And so does Jimmy.
There's no way Jimmy Dore could do that show if he was on some sort of a coordinated network.
kyle kulinski
Can't have a boss.
No way.
joe rogan
He's too wild.
kyle kulinski
I can't have one either.
I'm not going to listen to somebody tell me, say this or don't say this.
joe rogan
But Jimmy Dore, like you said, he spits fire.
He gets crazy.
kyle kulinski
Right, yeah.
joe rogan
He gets crazy.
He says some wild shit.
And, you know, like...
Because he's a comedian as well, you know?
kyle kulinski
I know, yeah, you can see that influence when he talks.
tim dillon
I would like a boss.
I would like to be sponsored by Chase Manhattan or Citigroup or...
kyle kulinski
And they pay well, I hear.
tim dillon
Exxon, a company with values.
kyle kulinski
I hear they pay well.
joe rogan
One of the best conspiracy theories from the podcast we did with Alex is they think that there's a woman's voice in one of the clips saying, relax, we're here, we're here.
It's actually me?
tim dillon
You had to double check on that last night.
You had to double check it?
jamie vernon
I wanted to make sure.
I was like, maybe something slid in there that I didn't know about.
tim dillon
They think it was like an alien?
joe rogan
Someone's in my ear.
Like there's someone directing the show.
tim dillon
Someone from Spotify.
joe rogan
Like someone directing the show with Alex fucking Jones and Tim fucking Dylan and me.
kyle kulinski
That must drive you crazy that it couldn't be more obvious that there's no steering that ship and people are accusing you of like, obviously somebody's steering it.
joe rogan
It's the most ridiculous steering too.
unidentified
It's me telling Alex, relax, we're here, relax, we're here.
joe rogan
And they're like, it's a woman's voice.
You hear that?
Here's a woman's voice.
Like, I had a friend send this to me.
Cameron Haines.
Cameron Haines sent it to me.
He goes, play this.
He goes, what is that voice?
I go, that's me, motherfucker.
That's me going, relax.
unidentified
We're here.
joe rogan
Relax.
There's a woman's voice.
There's a woman's voice!
tim dillon
I love Spotify being like, listen, nothing's going to change about the show.
We are going to have a woman in your ear for three hours.
joe rogan
And she's going to tell people to relax.
tim dillon
She's going to tell people to relax, and she's just going to remind you that Spotify's here.
Other than that, nothing changes.
kyle kulinski
I saw your video on that with the pink hair and the...
unidentified
Yeah.
tim dillon
Yeah.
Well, they're fun.
The tech people are fun.
I mean, you've got to laugh at this.
You've got to enjoy it.
What I worry about is there's far too many people that aren't going to enjoy what's clearly the end of the country.
And treat it with laughter, and I think they're going to go out and try to kill each other and ruin businesses and ruin property, instead of just accepting that this was a good run, that we had a fun run as an empire, and now it's kind of coming apart.
But everything's not horrible.
There's still certain niceties.
kyle kulinski
It really is coming apart, for sure.
tim dillon
Filet-O-Fish.
It is coming apart.
joe rogan
I saw some violence today at one of the polls in North Carolina.
What do you got here, James?
jamie vernon
Throwing it up there, as of this moment, which, whatever, it's almost 8.30, Trump is leading the popular vote, but not the electoral college.
kyle kulinski
Trump is ahead 26 million.
That's not going to hold.
joe rogan
25 million.
kyle kulinski
There's a 0% chance that that holds.
joe rogan
Someone sounds like a fucking expert over here.
tim dillon
Have we gotten any more?
joe rogan
Can I see the rest of the states?
tim dillon
Yeah, right.
joe rogan
Scroll down and see all the states.
Wait a minute, Wyoming went red.
That's weird.
tim dillon
I can't believe that.
joe rogan
That's so odd.
tim dillon
What are you saying to Cheyenne, Wyoming?
kyle kulinski
Jamie, can you show me how much of the Texas vote is in by hovering over the Texas thing?
jamie vernon
63%.
kyle kulinski
Are you fucking kidding me?
tim dillon
Dude, that's crazy.
joe rogan
Yeah, but look how close it is.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, but Democrats are supposed to lose it by 15 points, Joe.
joe rogan
I know, but look at it.
49 to 49.6 to 49.1.
That's real close.
kyle kulinski
I know, but it should be Donald Trump plus 15 there.
joe rogan
Yeah, because all my fucking asshole people moved here from California.
kyle kulinski
This is Joe Rogan's fault.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's not my fault, but people like me, the looting and the pandemic, so we're done.
We're out of here.
Missouri's blue?
unidentified
Missouri?
kyle kulinski
No, that's not going to hold.
How much is in?
Yeah, I don't think that's going to hold.
tim dillon
If Biden wins Texas, it's over, right?
kyle kulinski
Yes, there's no prayer for Trump if Biden wins Texas.
tim dillon
What if Biden wins Texas, Joe?
You've got to pack up and go home.
joe rogan
What do I do?
unidentified
You gotta go back to L.A. He's gonna come on the podcast and he's gonna go back to L.A. We open the conference store.
kyle kulinski
Barely speak coherently.
joe rogan
It was another...
tim dillon
You have a nice few months.
joe rogan
I think there's a reason why Texas is fun and I don't think you could have that with a Democrat.
tim dillon
You can't.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, but what's he gonna do?
He's not gonna force Texas to do...
joe rogan
The last Democrat was what?
Ann Richards here?
kyle kulinski
Last Democratic, what, governor?
tim dillon
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
Oh, I have no idea.
tim dillon
Ann Richards.
joe rogan
I think it was Ann Richards.
Who seems like a Republican.
tim dillon
That's what happens in red states.
kyle kulinski
It's like Joe Manchin.
Joe Manchin is a West Virginia Democrat.
He's basically a Republican.
joe rogan
Look at Austin, disgusting and blue.
Just sitting there like a big blue zit in the middle of the city.
kyle kulinski
Dallas, all the big cities, Joe.
unidentified
God damn it.
joe rogan
Damn it.
kyle kulinski
That's what happens.
All the big cities go left and all the rural areas go right.
joe rogan
But isn't that the case with...
I mean, that's the whole reason why New York and California...
We were talking about that before, that big cities always go blue.
Why?
kyle kulinski
Usually they're younger.
People are closer together.
joe rogan
But why does that make people democratic?
What do you think that is?
kyle kulinski
I mean, listen, there's something to be said about if you live the kind of rural lifestyle, it's almost like, and I don't mean this in a derogatory way at all, but I'm saying, like, you're the townie of the area.
joe rogan
Sounds pretty derogatory to me.
kyle kulinski
I don't mean it like that, because I'm a townie.
I'm still in the place where I grew up, you know?
Just, I guess, not in a rural area, more in a more city, suburban type area.
tim dillon
You're saying that the people that live in cities are more civilized.
kyle kulinski
No.
joe rogan
That's what I heard.
tim dillon
That's kind of what I heard.
kyle kulinski
Then it did not come out right.
No, I really think that there's something to do with population density.
It has a lot to do with it.
The closer you are to other people, you feel like, whoa, whoa, we've got to have some rules to make sure this thing kind of goes smoothly.
Whereas you don't need that many rules when the nearest person to you is five miles away.
You don't want people telling you what to do.
joe rogan
I'd like to get someone who really understands that to explain it.
Some sort of sociologist.
kyle kulinski
It's always been like that.
tim dillon
In cities, you need more government, right?
This is what Kyle said.
You need more government in cities.
There's an interdependence in cities that doesn't exist outside of them.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
tim dillon
So when you have that interdependence, you need some type of regulatory whatever it is, action that enforces those things so that everybody benefits or the great majority of people benefit.
When you're in the suburbs or the rural areas, people are more likely to be like, hey, leave me the fuck alone.
joe rogan
Well, that's why it's even more fascinating that Arnold Schwarzenegger, a Republican, was the governor at one point in time.
tim dillon
Yeah, because people had had it, right?
Rudy Giuliani got elected in New York when people had had it.
So I think when people have had it...
joe rogan
Well, they're going to have it after this.
tim dillon
They're going to have it after this.
There was 2,800 homicides the year Giuliani got in.
That's like eight a day.
And Giuliani got elected, and then what happened was that shift started decreasing.
joe rogan
But aren't they tracking higher than that now in New York?
tim dillon
They probably will.
I don't know if they're tracking higher than that, but the crime is skyrocketing.
joe rogan
Yeah, and de Blasio defunded the police.
tim dillon
Well, this whole idea of like, if you get rid of cops and give social workers the job of police, it's going to work out well, that seems to be a little childish.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, the de Blasio thing seemed more like an accounting trick.
Where he was trying to say to the activists, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I did the thing you wanted me to do, but he didn't really substantively address the funding for the police.
I sent you an article on that a while ago.
joe rogan
Right, so what is the...
Break it down for dummies.
kyle kulinski
We could try to pull up the article to see the details of it, but basically he just used...
He shuffled money from one part of the police department to another agency where he could say, oh, I defunded the police, but the money's being used for the same thing.
joe rogan
It is amazing how blue Texas looks.
kyle kulinski
I'm floored by that.
tim dillon
That's a political realignment that is wow if that happens.
kyle kulinski
Listen, they've been saying for a long time that this might happen.
I just didn't think it would happen this quickly.
I didn't think it would be by 2020 that this happens.
tim dillon
Because that would mean if Texas stays blue, right?
joe rogan
He's done.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, if Biden wins Texas, it's over.
joe rogan
No way.
There's no way Trump can win.
kyle kulinski
There's no path for Trump.
joe rogan
No path.
kyle kulinski
Wow.
If Trump loses Florida, it's over.
joe rogan
And how's he doing in Florida?
jamie vernon
Slightly, but they say it's too close to Colby's winning.
joe rogan
I wish there was someone I could root for in this election.
kyle kulinski
I really do.
joe rogan
I'm having fun in the idea that Trump could win again just because so many people that despise him I think are annoying.
But I don't really want him to win.
tim dillon
Right.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, you know what you're going to get, and it's chaos.
It's chaos.
joe rogan
It's chaos with Biden, too.
kyle kulinski
But it's a different kind of chaos.
joe rogan
He's a zombie.
kyle kulinski
His brain doesn't work.
But you don't worry about a tweet at 4am.
joe rogan
I love those tweets.
But then you get someone who you didn't elect who runs the country.
That's where it gets really weird.
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
I mean, listen...
tim dillon
No, no, no.
joe rogan
I mean, if Biden is incompetent...
kyle kulinski
You're saying so it's the people around him running the country.
I get what you're saying.
joe rogan
This is something that Tim Pool brought up, and I didn't think he was right, but I thought it was a weird thing to bring up.
An interesting thing I should say to bring up.
The 25th Amendment, the idea that the president's unfit.
If the president's unfit, that they could...
Exercise that with Biden.
unidentified
No, no.
kyle kulinski
First of all, Tim, they tried to do this.
There's Democrats who were talking about doing this with Trump.
joe rogan
Yes.
kyle kulinski
And the point that I made and a lot of other people made is, once you open that door of like, oh, I think this person's mentally unfit, mentally incompetent, so I don't care what the voters said, I'm going to override them because I think I'm some sort of expert.
Yeah.
There's no shutting that door.
Every single president will have the opposing party say, we're going to go after him because he's not mentally fit.
Whether or not it's true.
joe rogan
Isn't that a thing where people who want to take over power, they look at the person in power and they try to find a way that they can do it, but they don't understand that that could be used on them?
kyle kulinski
Exactly.
joe rogan
This is the argument that I was making to those dummies that were running Chaz in Seattle.
I was saying, do you understand now that you said you could take people's property by force...
You can enforce your own laws, you can make your own country inside of a country, and you can put up boundaries and borders, and you can enforce those laws with violence.
Well, guess what?
Now you've opened up the door to someone doing that to you.
kyle kulinski
That's exactly right.
joe rogan
Because they don't have to have any sort of legal precedent, they don't have to have any legislative powers, they just have to have force.
For some violence.
kyle kulinski
People struggle with doing the thought exercises of a universality to their actions.
And this is actually what I brought up earlier with Trump.
I always talk about the Obama campaign was spying on me.
This is crazy.
It's like, yeah, and the NSA is still spying on all Americans.
Maybe you should do something about that.
joe rogan
Right, like pardon Snowden.
tim dillon
Is Chaz done now officially?
kyle kulinski
Pardon Snowden, Assange as well.
Pardon Snowden, pardon Assange.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah, but they won't do that.
You know, that's the case with that whole thing that you're talking about where people want to do something to someone and don't understand that those things can happen back to them.
That always applies to violence.
kyle kulinski
Absolutely.
joe rogan
People say, I'll go punch that guy in the head.
Stop there.
It doesn't end there.
kyle kulinski
It doesn't stop there.
joe rogan
The violence is a long domino.
The violence from the Civil War, that lasted for decades where people were still murdering people from the other side that killed their kinfolk.
tim dillon
That's the whole punch a Nazi.
Everybody was like, punch Nazis.
joe rogan
That was the worst.
By people who should never even think about punching anybody.
They were all running around punching Nazis.
Don't...
You don't know how to punch.
kyle kulinski
You have to think about violence.
And I'm curious to know what your thoughts are on this in a principled way.
So what I mean by that is you have to have a standard.
And the standard that I've always defaulted to is only in cases of self-defense from imminent attack, basically.
And I think that doctrine works well in your personal life.
And I think that doctrine works well as a foreign policy for the entire country.
joe rogan
Yes.
kyle kulinski
That, hey, the only time we're gonna send people to fight and die is when there's really some legit threat of attack against us.
joe rogan
100%.
100%.
I agree 100%.
But I also think that the people that are calling for violence that don't understand violence, they're so crazy.
You're literally like a child who is calling for a fight with someone who knows how to fight.
Like, if you call for violence in this country, there are...
What are the number of veterans in this country?
I mean, it's got to be more than a million.
There are so many people in this country that really understand violence.
And they're not the ones calling for violence.
They're not the punching Nazi people.
tim dillon
Right.
joe rogan
The people that really understand violence and have seen violence and have committed violence for their country, those are the motherfuckers that you break glass in case of war.
You need them.
And people don't understand that.
These people running around calling for violence, calling for a revolution.
You are going to open a door that you can never close, and when those fucking soldiers come pouring out of that door, and they want to defend what they think is an attack on their freedoms and their country, you're fucked.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, and again, that's why I'm happy to get back to the point I made earlier, that we have so many good distractions that I don't think we're going to get to the point of the Civil War.
joe rogan
God, I hope not.
tim dillon
I think Netflix kind of sucks recently.
A lot of shows are not that good.
Hold on, hold on.
I would rather do a Civil War than listen to Fallon.
joe rogan
What about Cobra?
kyle kulinski
I actually agree with that.
joe rogan
I agree with that, yeah.
What about Cobra?
I think he agrees with that.
I think Fallon is like, please.
kyle kulinski
I know, please.
tim dillon
Give me a musket.
kyle kulinski
I know I'm not good.
unidentified
Cobra Kai.
joe rogan
If you watch Cobra Kai.
tim dillon
Cobra Kai's great.
joe rogan
It's fucking great.
tim dillon
That's great.
There's a few things that are good.
joe rogan
Cobra Kai's like a time warp.
It's really good, yeah.
It's like an 80s movie.
kyle kulinski
Breaking news.
Breaking news.
Marijuana legalization referendum way ahead in New Jersey.
joe rogan
Yes!
Fuck you, Chris Christie!
How about that, Chris?
tim dillon
Well, listen, here's the reality.
Chris Christie's a healthy guy and he wants to keep people healthy.
joe rogan
He beat COVID. That should be the end of the lockdown right there.
unidentified
He did beat COVID. He did beat COVID. I want whatever drugs they got.
joe rogan
Well, I have a friend who's 80, and he just beat it.
unidentified
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
Beat it with nothing.
Did he take the drug?
joe rogan
He didn't take shit.
Took some IV vitamins.
Said he was sick for four days.
80. Wowzer.
New Jersey government Phil Murphy is highly confident marijuana will be legal.
Look at him clapping.
I'm gonna get high.
kyle kulinski
So, Joe, let me give you...
joe rogan
High as fuck.
That's what he's saying right now.
Woo!
kyle kulinski
Let me give you...
I'll tell you about the direct ballot initiatives if you want, Joe.
We got weed in a bunch of places.
So we got legalizing weed in Arizona.
joe rogan
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
Legalizing weed in Montana.
unidentified
Woo!
kyle kulinski
And in New Jersey.
That's three.
And then also I think we have South Dakota and Mississippi are voting on medical marijuana.
Not legal recreational, but medical.
They don't even have medical there yet.
And then apparently the polls show that all five of those are likely to pass.
joe rogan
Yeah!
Go Montana!
kyle kulinski
This gets to a point in our last podcast we spoke about this.
Direct ballot initiatives...
There's never been a better idea because usually when you put things directly to the people, they're overwhelmingly reasonable and sensible.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Here we go.
DC Initiative 81, decriminalize psychedelic plants.
Oh, shit.
jamie vernon
Wow.
joe rogan
Look at the numbers.
76%.
unidentified
Oh, oh.
kyle kulinski
In Oregon, they're holding on decriminalizing all drugs.
joe rogan
All drugs.
kyle kulinski
In small amounts.
joe rogan
But look at this.
That means in DC you're going to be able to get mushrooms.
jamie vernon
Finally.
tim dillon
How did the initiative do to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer?
Where is that?
82%?
joe rogan
Who was it that...
It was Alex Jones who said that it was an FBI organization and that two guys turned out to be FBI informants.
tim dillon
Yeah, two of the guys were FBI informants.
joe rogan
He called it.
Really?
John Jones.
Alex Jones.
Alex Jones called it.
tim dillon
Well, this is what the FBI does all the time.
They go into a mosque and they go, here's a bomb.
And then they come back in and they go, that guy was working.
I mean, this is what they do.
They entrap people.
This is how they operate.
joe rogan
They did it to that guy in Dallas.
unidentified
The FBI did that.
tim dillon
Of course they did.
joe rogan
They gave him a bomb that didn't even work.
tim dillon
Yeah.
And this is the way they operate.
And this is why, like, Boston bombing and all these things that are weird and you don't know anything about them, a lot of it's because the FBI doesn't want you to know how they recruit informants and how they operate.
They don't want to know.
kyle kulinski
It's dirty.
tim dillon
It's dirty.
kyle kulinski
Seriously a dirty business.
joe rogan
Incredibly dirty.
kyle kulinski
And that's why I go crazy when people cite the CIA or the FBI as if they're these objective, like, serious people bodies.
No, they're incredibly political.
And they've been involved in a whole bunch of shady shit, and they still are to this day.
It's not like it all stops.
tim dillon
When the CIA is tweeting, like, gay pride, or, you know, it's, like, insane.
Like, the FBI is like, yes, queen!
Like, it's just...
It's absurd, and then mainstream liberals fall for this horseshit.
kyle kulinski
It's like corporations doing Black Lives Matter stuff.
Like, okay, you've got black people working for you, and you're paying them a wage that they can't even live on.
Do their Black Lives Matter?
Raise their fucking wages.
tim dillon
Right.
Well, that's why I support Tim Cook and Apple, because they're not doing anything wrong to our people, you know?
unidentified
Right.
kyle kulinski
A little slavery never hurt anybody.
joe rogan
Is anybody ever going to address that, you think?
I mean, I really do believe, not to beat that old dead horse, but if one cell phone company came along and made a cell phone and started shitting on all these other companies that make these phones using slave labor, say, no, our phones are made by union workers, they cost more, we make less, but we can sleep good at night.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, so I don't know because I feel like it has to be addressed at the top level.
That's one you can't do at an individual level or the bottom up.
Like, market forces are not enough to fight something like that.
You actually need action from people with authority and power.
joe rogan
But it's also such a complex thing to make a cell phone.
It seems like...
And also you have to get in in Verizon and AT&T. Remember, like, Verizon had a deal with Huawei.
They're about to go nationwide with Verizon.
And then the government came in and said...
And then, boom, they're gone.
And now they're banned.
And you can't even buy routers and modems.
tim dillon
Right.
kyle kulinski
Actually, they're doing, I think, some sort of antitrust case against Google now.
The government sued Google.
I'm not sure if it's to break them up or whatever, but...
joe rogan
I think it's about their search engine.
kyle kulinski
I think that, you know, listen, we do have a lot of things that are effective monopolies, and that's a real problem.
That's a real problem.
The consolidation of power...
joe rogan
Well, we could certainly say that about social media companies.
kyle kulinski
Absolutely.
joe rogan
You could really say that about Twitter, that Twitter, you know, through no fault of their own, is a monopoly.
It's not like they bought out all the competition.
But somehow or another, they made something that was so effective that nobody else really came up with a viable alternative, and they've become the number one source of distributing hateful messages.
kyle kulinski
And what's scary is how much mainstream journalists view their job as to run to the mods to tell them when somebody's acting up or saying something that's not true.
You know what I mean?
And I know you and Glenn talked about this.
This is something I've talked about a lot as well.
I mean, it is the case that now the new public square is Twitter, Facebook, these big social media companies.
So, honestly, if we believe in the principle of the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, you should expand that and basically treat these companies like public utilities and expand free speech protections to make them apply to everybody.
The only time, like, listen, direct threats of violence, we all agree you can't have that.
But outside of that, I mean, if somebody's just...
joe rogan
Doxing.
kyle kulinski
No doxing, no threats, direct threats.
joe rogan
Doxing, direct threats of violence.
Harassment.
Distribution of someone, like if someone breaks into your iCloud and gets all your dick pics, Kyle.
kyle kulinski
Can't do that.
joe rogan
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
Can't do that.
joe rogan
Don't do that.
tim dillon
That's wrong.
joe rogan
That's wrong.
But other than that, yeah, I agree.
And I think the problem is that the medium is so flawed that it's a great way if everybody plays by some real moral ethical standards of just don't say anything to someone you wouldn't say to their face and try to do it in a kind way and don't try to hurt people's feelings.
We could all act in that.
Even if you disagree with someone, that's fucking stupid.
This is why it's dumb.
But people, when they read mean things, it literally does hurt them.
It gives them pain.
And we discredit that pain.
We dismiss that pain as long as it's convenient to us.
Now, if someone is giving that pain out to someone who's saying something that we don't agree with, then we fully support it.
But if someone is dishing that pain out to someone who we think is a protected person, we get very upset.
We get very offended and we apply different standards.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
I mean, listen, I just don't read it.
Do you read your stuff?
joe rogan
No, I don't read anything.
kyle kulinski
Because when you hit a certain point, it's like, oh, this is not adding anything to my life.
joe rogan
I would be an insane person.
kyle kulinski
Me too.
joe rogan
Like every time I have a podcast that's controversial.
There's thousands of people that...
kyle kulinski
You can't escape it because then the LA Times will write an article and blame you for things and you're like...
tim dillon
I think it's important to read all of the negative comments and then respond in kind to them.
joe rogan
LA Times will write an article...
I want to say the LA Times.
Some publications will write an article based on a couple of mean tweets.
That's right.
Take a couple of mean tweets and pretend that they're relevant and write a whole article about it.
Ignoring any positive tweets or negative tweets or...
kyle kulinski
Narrative farming.
joe rogan
Or tweets, rather, that are in conflict with that.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, that's narrative farming.
They want a certain narrative and they're going to search it out.
joe rogan
But I support that, too, because that's the First Amendment.
That's freedom of speech.
kyle kulinski
They can do whatever they want.
Absolutely.
joe rogan
I just think that we have this weird time.
We're in this weird time.
This sort of adolescent stage of information distribution where it's so...
Like, with Alan Levenovitz calls, processed information, the way it's bad for you, the same way processed food is bad for you.
And I felt like that was a really great way of making an analogy.
Because it's that...
Processed food, we all agree.
It's like, you can eat it.
It's not good for you.
If you do it all the time, you're going to get sick.
And that's the same thing with processed information.
If you're a person now, particularly during COVID, it's a huge issue because many people were, they really were detached from the outside world, especially people with compromised immune systems who are scared to go outside, older people.
They just only communicate with people online.
And so you're just doing, you're communicating with people through Facebook messages.
And you know, and you're just fucking arguing with people and no one is, you don't see anybody.
No one's in front of you.
And how many people are even good at that?
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
We're so bad at that.
Just talking face-to-face, people are bad now.
tim dillon
Kellyanne Conway just came out and said, you will hear from the president tonight.
kyle kulinski
Oh, that means he's probably going to try to declare victory.
tim dillon
I'm wondering if that is the case, but Kellyanne is saying that on Twitter.
joe rogan
Oh, Texas went red, bitch!
tim dillon
There you go.
kyle kulinski
That's more what I thought would happen.
joe rogan
Listen, I'm not even rooting for anybody.
tim dillon
This is one of the reasons why this is fun.
Yeah, it doesn't sound like you are.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, really.
tim dillon
Texas went red!
unidentified
Woo!
kyle kulinski
I'm neutral.
tim dillon
66% though, there could be more.
joe rogan
Yeah, but it won't be.
It's going to lean red.
tim dillon
I'll tell you right now, that's maybe the last election.
Republicans can safely say they have Texas.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
They barely got it now.
tim dillon
They barely got it now, man.
joe rogan
We're nowhere near.
What is the numbers, Jamie?
Go back to that as far as percentage counted.
Yeah, it's only 66%.
They could lose it already still.
Look, 34% is a lot of fucking people.
tim dillon
Dude, it's like 4-3 to 4-2, 3-9.
That's not...
joe rogan
34% is a lot.
And imagine all these fucking liberals out here that came with me from California that got off work.
It's all Tom Segura.
tim dillon
It's his fault.
joe rogan
He hasn't moved here yet.
They haven't moved here yet.
tim dillon
So Florida's going to Trump.
joe rogan
Wow, Kansas went red.
How weird.
tim dillon
Florida's going to Trump.
jamie vernon
I think the ones that are in bold red colors, they've called.
Yeah.
joe rogan
I'm kidding about Kansas.
Of course it's red.
tim dillon
Now, what about Ohio?
joe rogan
So it looks like Florida's red.
kyle kulinski
See, Ohio, that's more reflecting what the polls were.
It showed Trump a little bit up.
Now Trump's up at Ohio.
joe rogan
So Trump wins.
kyle kulinski
Let me see this.
joe rogan
Ohio, Florida, Texas.
What else does he have to win?
kyle kulinski
Pennsylvania.
He needs Pennsylvania.
joe rogan
He's got to get PA. Pennsylvania doesn't look good.
tim dillon
If he doesn't get PA, can he get anything else to make up for PA? Uh...
joe rogan
Go to Pennsylvania again, please?
kyle kulinski
Maybe, but it's not possible.
He could jack Nevada, but that's not going to be good enough.
joe rogan
He's way off in Pennsylvania, though.
Look at that.
Only 17% reporting now.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, but no, no, no.
Actually, that's not terrible because I think they count the mail-ins first there.
joe rogan
Well, look at the numbers.
kyle kulinski
Hold on.
Let me fact check that.
joe rogan
It's only 17%, but he's off by, what is that, 50,000?
kyle kulinski
There's time.
joe rogan
60,000?
kyle kulinski
There's time.
joe rogan
60,000.
tim dillon
There's a lot of time.
There's a lot left to report.
joe rogan
A lot of farmers.
tim dillon
What about California?
How's California looking?
kyle kulinski
Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania.
joe rogan
Still open.
Go to California?
jamie vernon
It's nothing there yet.
joe rogan
Oh, excuse me.
unidentified
Go to Ohio.
kyle kulinski
You're right about Pennsylvania, Joe.
You're right about Pennsylvania.
They count.
The results are released from election day first, and then they do the mail-in.
So if Biden already has a lead, then that's looking good for Biden.
tim dillon
It's a problem.
And if Biden wins Pennsylvania, he's got it.
unidentified
That's it.
joe rogan
Well, the weird thing is, though, Pennsylvania only has 17% reported.
Pennsylvania might be one of those ones where...
kyle kulinski
They're a slow counter.
They're a slow counter.
They are.
Because they had to wait to count the mail-ins.
tim dillon
Is there any...
unidentified
Or...
joe rogan
We see the governor of Pennsylvania driving a Ferrari in two weeks and Biden wins.
tim dillon
Is there...
Yeah, with a new laptop.
joe rogan
He's got a fucking...
Covered in diamonds.
tim dillon
Is there any way that Trump wins the popular vote and loses the electoral college?
kyle kulinski
Less than a 1% chance.
tim dillon
Okay.
joe rogan
What's the popular vote right now?
What are we at, Jamie?
kyle kulinski
It doesn't matter what it is now.
It's not going to reflect what it is at the end.
joe rogan
I know, but I just want to know.
I've got a question.
He's ahead.
jamie vernon
1.2 million.
joe rogan
He's ahead by a million.
You don't know shit, Kyle.
kyle kulinski
I know a lot.
tim dillon
This is kind of looking like Biden.
joe rogan
Looks like Biden if he gets Pennsylvania.
kyle kulinski
No, no, no.
Not for nothing.
Right now, this is not terrible for Trump.
tim dillon
Okay.
kyle kulinski
The only issue for him as of this moment is Pennsylvania.
joe rogan
Dun, dun, dun.
tim dillon
What if he gets Nevada, Arizona...
kyle kulinski
He's not going to get Michigan.
tim dillon
What if he gets Michigan?
joe rogan
He can't win.
kyle kulinski
No way he can win without Pennsylvania, Florida.
Those two are super important.
tim dillon
He's got Florida.
He's got Florida.
joe rogan
It looks like he's got Florida.
But if he loses Pennsylvania, that's a wrap.
kyle kulinski
That's a wrap.
That's right.
There's really no other path.
They're lying and saying, oh, maybe we can win Nevada.
They're not winning Nevada.
He's more than eight points down in Nevada.
joe rogan
Let's see Nevada.
What's Nevada right now?
kyle kulinski
I'm saying in the polls.
They didn't even close yet.
joe rogan
It's so weird, man.
It's all so weird.
tim dillon
Let's do a monarchy.
unidentified
Ha!
tim dillon
You know what I mean?
Every year this is enough already.
Let's do a monarchy.
Let's just do a king and a queen.
joe rogan
Like the king of Thailand?
unidentified
Yeah!
joe rogan
That kind of deal?
Yeah!
It's an official concubine.
tim dillon
Somebody that can figure it out.
kyle kulinski
You want me to give you the best numbers for Trump?
tim dillon
Yes.
kyle kulinski
Okay.
I'll give you the best numbers for Trump.
There's some evidence out there that he's still got it.
He's still got a shot.
So, when pollsters ask, are you better or worse off than you were four years ago?
50% say better, only 34% say worse.
joe rogan
That's crazy, because you gotta be worse than you were eight months ago.
kyle kulinski
That's what I'm saying too, but this is what the poll shows.
An NBC News, Wall Street Journal poll.
It's totally legit.
The last time an incumbent lost...
Better polled at 37% and worse polled at 40%.
And that was George H.W. Bush in 1992. It's tricky.
There's also a big enthusiasm gap.
So only 46% of Biden supporters strongly support him.
66% of Trump supporters strongly support him.
joe rogan
I'm amazed at the 46% of Biden supporters.
I think 39% of them are lying.
tim dillon
Yeah, most of them are lying.
joe rogan
Yeah, they just hate Trump.
tim dillon
They like Kamala and they hate Trump.
joe rogan
Yeah, I think they'd have a better chance if Kamala was on the ticket in the front.
I think it was Kamala versus Trump.
They'd have a better shot.
kyle kulinski
You said it already yourself.
This is really just somebody who's not Trump.
That's the whole mindset.
joe rogan
Right, but Kamala Harris, at least we call her Kamala.
That's rude.
It's Kamala.
tim dillon
Is it?
joe rogan
Son of a bitch.
Kamala.
kyle kulinski
Not like the wrestler from back in the day.
Kamala.
Kamala.
joe rogan
I think she'd have a better shot on her own.
kyle kulinski
I don't know.
Because she got absolutely obliterated in the primary.
joe rogan
Yeah, but that was because Tulsi sank her back.
kyle kulinski
It wasn't just Tulsi.
She also went from pretending to be, like, a lefty like Bernie Sanders and talking about healthcare for everybody, and then by the end of the campaign, she was begging for Donald Trump to get banned off Twitter as if that's some sort of, like, principled stand.
joe rogan
Yeah, what was that about?
kyle kulinski
She has no political instincts, and the idiots around her were like, hey, use this as your main issue.
Like, get him banned from Twitter.
tim dillon
She's just so used to putting people in jail.
She's like, put him in Twitter jail.
joe rogan
Do you see that weird conversation she had with Rachel Maddow where she pretended to see the fly on Mike Pence's head and was laughing about it, but it's so obvious that it's fake?
It's the weirdest conversation.
It's so weird.
kyle kulinski
Did you see when Colbert was asking her about her strong lines of attack against Biden?
joe rogan
It was a debate.
unidentified
Right.
kyle kulinski
He's like, so you didn't mean what you were saying?
unidentified
It was a debate.
joe rogan
And he let her off the hook.
kyle kulinski
It's like, at least bullshit us well.
You know?
Don't give us that.
joe rogan
That's a crazy thing.
Imagine a debate.
Yeah.
tim dillon
Before I let you go...
rachel maddow
If you noticed the fly on Vice President Pence's head at the time during the debate or if that was something that only...
unidentified
We could see it at home.
Could you see it sitting next to him?
joe rogan
Watch this.
unidentified
Look at this.
joe rogan
Oh, I made that up.
unidentified
Did you have feelings about...
Did you have the instinct to...
kyle kulinski
Hard-hitting journalism.
unidentified
You know, Rachel...
joe rogan
Ugh, that is...
kamala harris
I just, you know, I think that it's important that we kind of find a way, all of us, to move on.
joe rogan
Stop.
That's the fakest laugh I've ever heard in my life.
That's like a producer laugh when you're doing a sitcom run-through and they've heard the jokes...
tim dillon
I mean, like, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell have so much more integrity than these people.
Let's get real!
joe rogan
But here's the thing.
There's a long history of flies landing on candidates in elections or in debates.
One landed on Hillary.
Didn't one land on Hillary in a debate with Trump?
And there's another one.
There's another one in the past.
unidentified
Oh, fuck.
kyle kulinski
It's happened with Obama before, too.
joe rogan
Mm, did it?
unidentified
It has.
kyle kulinski
And I remember Alex Jones saying that's evidence that he's a demon.
unidentified
Pfft!
Pfft!
tim dillon
He said that and then he went and he was like, Hillary smells like sulfur.
kyle kulinski
Yes, yes, that's it.
tim dillon
He said that.
Hillary smells like sulfur.
I know people that have been close to her and it's the smell of sulfur.
joe rogan
Did you see the guy, someone took him saying all those things and put it in a song?
kyle kulinski
I did see that and it was hilarious.
joe rogan
There's a fly.
It lands on Obama's lip.
I mean, how funny is that?
It's so weird.
It's weird that flies land on people in debates, and then we make a big deal of it, and that becomes the number one topic.
kyle kulinski
Right, as opposed to the substance, the policy of what they're discussing.
joe rogan
That's nothing.
That's boring.
That fly lands it on a Pence's head.
He's a piece of shit.
kyle kulinski
I do blame the media, though.
tim dillon
Do people even understand policy?
Like, if somebody came up to me and were like, what?
I would be like, wait, what?
It's so hard to understand the intricacies of a particular policy.
joe rogan
Yeah.
tim dillon
And it's so difficult for most people...
That are working and they have kids and they're trying to get by to really know.
Like, I mean, healthcare.
Healthcare being explained to anyone, it's crazy.
Right.
joe rogan
Where's the money going?
tim dillon
Where's the money going?
Nobody knows.
kyle kulinski
I think you're definitely right about that, but also wrong in one sense, which is...
People, generally, their gut instinct is usually correct about the direction we should take the country.
unidentified
That's true.
kyle kulinski
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, we've been in Afghanistan for 19 years.
Should we still be there?
Probably not.
Like, that's what people say.
tim dillon
Yeah, but then if you tell them, yeah, but we're getting the medals for the phone, they go, oh...
And they go back to work.
kyle kulinski
But they don't say that.
tim dillon
If you sat down with them and go, we're getting the medals for the phone there.
They go, right, okay.
kyle kulinski
But the argument they really use is, we're fighting for your freedom or something.
joe rogan
So if you said, is slave labor good?
They'd go, no.
Okay, give me your phone.
Oh, right.
kyle kulinski
Hold on.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, no, I think, you know, like healthcare is another one.
If you bring up healthcare, you think, hey, should everybody in the country have healthcare?
Yes.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Where does that money come from?
kyle kulinski
Every other developed country has health care for their people.
Oh, they say.
It actually saves money.
That's something that...
tim dillon
But I think so.
If you ask that question, I think you're 110% right.
But if you phrase it another way and you're like...
kyle kulinski
Socialized medicine.
tim dillon
Or should you not be able to get private insurance?
People would say, no, I don't want that.
kyle kulinski
Right, that's right.
It is all in the framing.
You can get whatever answer you want.
joe rogan
If I really felt like my taxes were going to good, I'd feel good about paying taxes.
kyle kulinski
I always said that too.
joe rogan
That's right.
I mean, that's the problem that people have.
kyle kulinski
Instead, it goes to Wall Street bailouts, military industrial complex.
joe rogan
Also, you don't get a receipt.
They don't show you.
Yeah.
You know?
Like, if you get a receipt...
Imagine if Americans could opt in on what you put your money...
Like, I want all my money to go to education.
Like, you know, a certain person...
Like, then you realize what people give a fuck about and what they don't give a fuck about.
And you vote for that.
Vote for where your taxes go.
kyle kulinski
And that's actually why I think in many other, like, European countries, they don't necessarily view taxes the same way that we do, because they actually tangibly see what they're getting for that money.
They see that they get the healthcare.
They see that they get the education.
They see that they have, you know, paid vacation time by law, for example.
joe rogan
Does every other country, every big country, have socialized medicine other than us?
kyle kulinski
Yes, every other developed country has one version or another of a universal health case.
Yes, they vary in terms of how they do it.
So here, I'll give you an example.
Like the UK, for example, they have what's called the National Health Service, NHS. And basically, that's public funding of public hospitals, public doctors, public institutions.
So in other words, everything is the government when you go to the NHS and when you go to the doctor, right?
And then there's examples like, I think Canada's like this and France is like this, where you have public funding of private institutions.
So you have private doctors, they have their own practices, you can have private hospitals, it's their own thing, but it's funded through tax dollars.
So that's a little bit different in how they structure it.
So there's various ways to do it and get to universal healthcare, but the connecting tissue is funded through taxes, publicly funded.
joe rogan
And that's...
You know, that creates some problems of its own, right?
kyle kulinski
Like what?
What do you think?
tim dillon
Well, if you have in the UK, for example, they have people coming in when you don't have the tight immigration standards, you have people coming in from other countries getting operations that haven't paid into the system at all.
kyle kulinski
Well, there's an old saying.
tim dillon
That becomes a problem.
joe rogan
Someone sounds like a Brexit fan.
kyle kulinski
You can either have a welfare state and borders or no welfare state and no borders.
tim dillon
So then why do you have the squad and AOC and all these people?
Did I mess that up?
Bernie Sanders said the same thing about immigration.
He said open borders is a Koch brothers proposal.
kyle kulinski
A Koch brothers proposal, that's right.
tim dillon
Everything Trump has said about immigration was uttered by Bill Clinton and a lot of it by Barack Obama.
100%.
Why is this identity politics gone so insane on the left that you can't have an actual conversation about immigration depressing wages without calling people Nazis?
kyle kulinski
Social media.
joe rogan
With social media you could shut someone down by simply saying that they're racist or they're a Nazi.
tim dillon
But it does seem designed like that AOC and all these people are pro-open borders and it seems like for what...
kyle kulinski
But I would actually contest that.
I don't think they're actually for open borders.
tim dillon
Well, they say they are.
unidentified
Thank you.
kyle kulinski
She said I'm for open borders?
tim dillon
Any curbing of immigration, the discussion of it is shut down immediately by her.
kyle kulinski
I agree with that.
I agree that the discussion is usually shut down.
tim dillon
Or it's de facto open borders.
If they don't say open borders, they say, well, you could come over and show up for a hearing, but you're not going to show up for a hearing because we let you in.
So you could say it's not open borders, but it's de facto open borders if there's no enforcement.
So she's against any type of enforcement.
So if I said tomorrow, there's no enforcement for drunk drivers, but hey, Don't drive drunk.
That's de facto pro-drunk driving.
kyle kulinski
I think the distinction they make is criminally punishable versus civil punishment.
And so they say, don't treat it like the criminal matter.
Treat it more like a civil matter.
Now, overall, listen, I'm not...
tim dillon
Yeah, how do you get money from people, though, that come over to the country?
How do you treat it like a civil matter?
kyle kulinski
As in you don't lock them up in a cage, necessarily.
tim dillon
So what does happen?
kyle kulinski
I don't know.
You'd have to ask them.
I don't have the same position they have.
tim dillon
But I'm saying that's the problem with a lot of people when you look at that flank of the Democratic Party and you go, it would be great to have health care and all these things.
However, you can't just have porous borders, no enforcement.
It's like crazy to think you could do that.
kyle kulinski
It is sort of overstated, though, how much they've put on this issue.
It's not like Democrats, when they get in their local meetings, are like, we sure should.
Open the borders.
They're talking more about health care.
tim dillon
But I will tell you this.
It is the reason that Trump won, and it is the most popular issue.
If you look at the numbers, and Ann Coulter puts all these numbers up all the time, well over 70% of people, blacks, Hispanics, everybody, including recent immigrants, favor curbing immigration.
They do not want just unfettered immigration.
That's pretty proven every single time the question is asked.
kyle kulinski
And Obama broke the deportation record.
tim dillon
Right.
kyle kulinski
Obama deported more people than Trump deported.
tim dillon
I just want I'm just wondering why it's become this hot button issue where everybody who wants to talk about it is a racist Nazi when literally Obama understood that you needed a border.
joe rogan
It's real simple.
It's real simple.
Trump is president.
Trump's a Republican.
Trump's already been labeled a racist.
Then you have these cages.
You see people in the cages.
It looks terrible.
And you see children being separated from their parents.
It seems terrible.
unidentified
It is.
joe rogan
But supporting any sort of curbing of immigration.
It supports that.
So it's already been established.
kyle kulinski
See what I'm saying?
I do see what you're saying.
Listen, I think that...
I agree with you.
People should be clear.
No, I don't support totally open borders.
Then you literally don't have a country.
So you can't be in favor of that.
But should we have a process to get in here?
Should the process make sense and be humane?
Should we...
I do think that the thing about kids in cages, they were in cages under the previous administration, and they're in cages under this administration.
I do think it's a genuine humanitarian concern when people see that and they're like, oh man, I don't think that looks good.
tim dillon
No, that's a horrible thing that shouldn't ever happen.
joe rogan
And I should say real clearly, when I say Trump's been established as being racist, I mean by them.
kyle kulinski
It's a narrative.
He did launch his campaign by saying the thing, what did he say?
joe rogan
About Mexicans?
kyle kulinski
About the Mexicans.
They're criminals, they're rapists.
I assume some are good people.
joe rogan
No, he was saying the ones that sneak over here illegally.
There's a lot of gang members that sneak over here illegally.
kyle kulinski
But that's not even backed up by the evidence.
That's demagoguery.
That's not even true.
joe rogan
When you're talking about sheer numbers, or that there are some that come over here that are criminals?
kyle kulinski
There are some, but his argument was not that there are some.
He said they're criminals, they're rapists, and I quote, I assume some are good people.
So in other words, he flipped it.
You're saying, yeah, they come in here.
joe rogan
I'm saying the other thing.
kyle kulinski
Right, you're saying some of them are criminals and rapists.
He's saying the default is they're criminals and rapists, and I assume some are good people.
joe rogan
But let's be real clear why they're criminals.
They're criminals because they don't have anything going on in their country, and they come over here because we have crazy drug laws.
kyle kulinski
And the drug war, that's right.
That's the whole thing.
joe rogan
If you legalize drugs, and it sounds crazy to people that don't want their kids to be hooked on drugs, and I have kids, and I don't want my kids to be hooked on drugs.
But if you legalize drugs, you would essentially take the legs off of organized crime.
kyle kulinski
100%.
joe rogan
That's literally what funded Al Capone.
That's literally what funded all the moonshine runners.
It was the fact that it was illegal.
And it propped up organized crime in this country.
tim dillon
Isn't so much of the police state that we have kind of, I guess, dependent on these silly laws being enforced?
And a lot of people are drawing a salary enforcing those laws?
joe rogan
100%.
A big part of what keeps marijuana illegal is the prison guards' unions.
Right.
They try to keep...
They want jobs.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
They want jobs.
They want people in jail, which is crazy if you really think about it.
tim dillon
We just get to a problem where it's like there's not enough jobs right now, and that's a real problem.
And if you unwind, which you should, all these unfair systems, you're going to have a hell of a lot of people with nothing to do.
joe rogan
That's not true.
You're going to have a hell of a lot of people who could sell weed.
Look what's going on in Colorado.
There's a lot of people legally that are selling weed.
They're just prisoners, OnlyFans.
We're former prisoners, guards, and now we've got a podcast.
And now we sell pot.
tim dillon
Now we do it.
joe rogan
Listen, there's a lot of things that people can do.
The idea that the thing they're doing now is the only thing they can do is ridiculous.
We're treating them like they're children.
We're treating human beings in prison.
When you're talking about private prisons and you're talking about people generating money by people in jail, you're treating human beings like organic batteries that generate coins for you.
It's literally what it's like.
It's the most disgusting thing that we've ever done as a culture, is make it so there's more laws that keep people in jail because you can make money off those people in jail.
It's one of the darkest things we do.
kyle kulinski
By the way, I think it would have been great if, you know, Trump, he might win a second term, but I'm saying, if he decided, we spoke about this, just legalize marijuana.
Take it off as a Schedule 1 substance, or at least decriminalize it.
That would have been awesome.
joe rogan
The problem is, there's so many people on the right that don't want that.
kyle kulinski
Only evangelical Christians, and he's already got them locked up.
joe rogan
No, no, no, it's a lot of fucking hard-working, right-wing.
tim dillon
Really?
joe rogan
Ted Nugent, man.
Me and Ted Nugent got into it over pot.
You know, because he's like one of those guys that thinks like, you know, hard-working, hard-playing Americans, you don't want pot, you don't want dope to be out there killing your motivation.
I'm like, Ted, I smoke a lot of weed, I have three jobs, I work out all day.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about, man?
This is nonsense.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like, you've got these stereotypes in your head.
kyle kulinski
The polls are clear, though.
It's over 60% want that, so if Trump did that, it'd be popular.
joe rogan
The tide has turned.
If you went back 10 years ago, it would be 60% the other way.
Because it's information.
People are getting information.
But by the way, I don't think it's safe for everybody.
And I've said this as a person who smokes a lot of pop.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, I get paranoid, I was telling you.
That's what happens to me when I smoke.
joe rogan
Paranoia is okay.
I think it's good for you.
I don't know about that, Joe.
I think it's good for you.
I think it makes you, when the paranoia wears off, you have a greater appreciation of life.
I look at paranoia like little baby near-death experiences.
You have an opportunity to be a good person when you survive.
tim dillon
I think marijuana can be a gateway drug.
It led me through the gateway to Infowars.
And that was a good part of mine, a big part of my life.
joe rogan
The thing about it that I'm concerned with is schizophrenia.
I'm legitimately concerned with it from personal experiences, not myself, but friends.
I know people that have had, particularly people that didn't smoke pot and were given edibles and had these schizophrenic breaks.
Not just one either.
Multiple people that have had really good people.
Good, solid people with real ambitious, had their shit together.
Someone gives them an edible.
This will help you sleep.
And someone fucks up and gives them like 100 milligrams or something like that.
kyle kulinski
Joey Diaz numbers?
joe rogan
Joey Diaz has ruined a bunch of people.
That's what he does.
He thinks it's funny.
He thinks it's hilarious.
tim dillon
When you take the edible, what happens?
It just unwomps.
joe rogan
It's not me.
kyle kulinski
You start hallucinating.
joe rogan
Not me.
Not you.
Maybe me.
Listen, some people have attended...
Alex Berenson wrote a book about it, and he debated Dr. Mike Hart from the UK, excuse me, from Canada, rather, who is a cannabis doctor.
And he had some good points, but Alex Berenson wrote a book about it, and he came on the podcast to talk about it, and I agreed with him.
For some people, and it's not a small number.
I mean, it might be 1%.
I don't know what it is.
kyle kulinski
There's actually a study on this that I spoke about.
There is a small percentage that, you know, it leads to schizophrenia.
joe rogan
It leads to schizophrenia.
Or people that have a tendency to schizophrenia exacerbates it.
kyle kulinski
And that's why I used to smoke every now and then.
joe rogan
Jamie's got something to raise his finger.
jamie vernon
I'm looking at something that this is not the best thing to be judging the election off of.
joe rogan
Is it Snopes?
jamie vernon
It's definitely not Snopes.
I'm looking at a couple different betting websites, live betting that's going on for sports.
kyle kulinski
Swung to Trump.
jamie vernon
He's now on one site I saw as high as minus 800. What does that mean?
joe rogan
Eight to one favorite.
jamie vernon
He could pay $800 to win $100 on that bet.
tim dillon
So Trump's losing.
jamie vernon
No, that's a huge favorite.
tim dillon
Oh, he's winning.
jamie vernon
And it was Biden before it started.
So it's been back and forth.
joe rogan
Let's take a look at that.
jamie vernon
It swung heavy to Trump.
joe rogan
Oh, shit.
tim dillon
It could be Trump.
joe rogan
Look how bummed out he is.
kyle kulinski
Hey, man, listen.
He absolutely can win.
jamie vernon
He has a path.
joe rogan
Very sad.
Would you be sad if he won?
kyle kulinski
I'm going to be miserable no matter what the fuck happens.
We got a guy who's a zombie and a guy who's a fucking bloated demagogue.
tim dillon
I just want Candace Owens to be happy.
joe rogan
Candace is going to be very happy.
tim dillon
She's going to be very happy.
I'm trying to FaceTime her.
I'm trying to get her number.
joe rogan
Right now you are?
tim dillon
I want to FaceTime her at the end of it to just, you know...
joe rogan
You don't have her number?
tim dillon
I have her manager's number.
Her manager sent her my number.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
tim dillon
I thought it would be funny to just FaceTime her.
Get an update from Candace Owens and the Daily Wire.
joe rogan
The only thing that makes me happy is the people that are going to be upset.
tim dillon
Well, that's the whole thing.
And some of the Trump people, I hate too.
But I hate both sides so I can get happy no matter what.
Like, no matter who wins, I can lay in bed tonight and go, you know what?
Good, good, good.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I was going to vote for Kanye.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I'm not going to stick to my tradition.
tim dillon
If Trump wins again, because you articulate this stuff better than anybody, what is the lesson Democrats should learn, if any?
kyle kulinski
The one they should learn versus what they'll actually learn are totally different.
What they'll do is they'll say, ah, we fucked up.
We should have got somebody who was more pro-establishment.
We should have got somebody who was further right-wing.
We should have got somebody who's more like Trump and like the Republicans.
That's what they'll do and that's what they'll think.
What they actually should have done is realize that, hey, you guys jacked it from Bernie Sanders in 2016. This time around, Bernie Sanders won the first three primaries, and then what happened?
Mayor Pete and Amy Klobuchar dropped out and endorsed Biden at the very last minute because Obama gave him a phone call and told him to do it, so they threw all the votes behind Biden like that, and then Elizabeth Warren stayed in and siphoned votes from Bernie, and then it ended up that Biden just crushed from there on out.
joe rogan
He could have won that election.
kyle kulinski
He could have won the election in 2016. He could have won.
And also, obviously, this time.
So now, listen.
joe rogan
So dirty.
kyle kulinski
The real lesson should have been, oh my god, you should have won with Bernie, but they're not going to learn that lesson.
They're going to go with fucking Amy Klobuchar.
They're going to go with Kamala Harris again.
Something along those lines.
joe rogan
What if they could pump Bernie up with steroids and growth hormone and NAD and, like, just back his aging up at length in his telomeres?
Keep them alive a little.
Is it possible?
kyle kulinski
Give them some of the Trump stuff.
Give them some Adderall.
Get them on some Adderall, some steroids.
joe rogan
Give them those dance moves.
unidentified
Give them those dance moves on the YMCA. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. They're like, I'm crying.
tim dillon
They're like, I'm crying.
I'm just sitting here.
I'm so proud of whatever state Trump lost.
They're like, I'm crying.
joe rogan
Who's crying?
tim dillon
Everybody that we know, they're all crying.
They all did nice things.
They all led a person to, you know, like, I found an old woman who was blind, and I led her to the polls.
I tweeted earlier today, I said, I helped a blind Nazi vote.
unidentified
Okay, I got something for you guys.
kyle kulinski
There are 274,000 mail ballots in Philadelphia County that won't be counted until tomorrow at the earliest, and those are very likely overwhelmingly pro-Biden.
joe rogan
Whoa.
kyle kulinski
Because they have a law you couldn't start counting until very late.
joe rogan
So, Biden wins Pennsylvania.
It's over.
kyle kulinski
That's right, yeah.
joe rogan
And it looks like he's winning.
What's he at now?
kyle kulinski
Let's see what Pennsylvania's at now.
Let's take a look.
joe rogan
So, we were at 17% about 45 minutes ago.
Was that how long ago?
How long did we look at it?
Not that long ago.
20?
jamie vernon
Could have been.
joe rogan
Half hour?
Whatever.
jamie vernon
It's at 27%.
joe rogan
Okay, let's look at it now.
27% in, and it's red.
Oh, shit.
Pennsylvania's red, bitch.
tim dillon
That's it.
kyle kulinski
No, but here's the thing.
tim dillon
It's over!
That's it!
It's over, Kyle!
kyle kulinski
Get Candace!
joe rogan
Look at him.
He's angry.
Look at his face.
tim dillon
Don't commit acts of violence.
I'm flying the fuck out of the state real soon.
kyle kulinski
Get me the Antifa face mask.
joe rogan
Okay.
If he gets it, though.
kyle kulinski
If he gets Pennsylvania, he absolutely is.
tim dillon
He's won.
He's won real action.
kyle kulinski
He could win if he does that, for sure.
joe rogan
It looks like he's won to me.
kyle kulinski
You gotta count all the mail-ins, man.
tim dillon
Yeah, but wait a minute, hold on.
It's only 27% reporting.
kyle kulinski
And you gotta count all the mail-ins, which they're just telling you they didn't do that.
joe rogan
First of all, is this the most irresponsible election show of all time?
kyle kulinski
No, bro, come on.
Don't disrespect my expertise.
joe rogan
Because you're here, you balance.
tim dillon
Because he's here.
joe rogan
And the fact that Alex had things to do, it's balanced out.
tim dillon
Is Alex voting somewhere?
He's definitely voting.
kyle kulinski
I heard he's a big Biden guy.
Heard he loves Biden.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Trump's trying to stop baby eaters.
Look at that.
Maine.
Maine goes red, huh?
Always, right?
Real rural.
Wisconsin.
Wisconsin is kind of liberal, no?
kyle kulinski
Yeah, but again, those are all the on-the-day votes without counting the mail-ins yet.
So when they count the mail-ins, Wisconsin and Michigan are going to go to Biden.
joe rogan
What does Wyoming 100% go to Trump?
75%?
jamie vernon
They've already called it and there's 4,000 votes counted.
unidentified
Look at the vote!
Look at the vote!
joe rogan
There's 4,000 votes!
kyle kulinski
It's like New York or California.
It's just guaranteed to be Republican.
joe rogan
But look at the numbers.
There's 4,000 votes.
kyle kulinski
That's everybody there, though.
joe rogan
That's a show that Tim and I would do there.
If Tim and I did a show there, we would do a show for everyone there.
If we do a show in Wyoming, Tim, it would literally be for all the voters.
tim dillon
It would be for the three electoral votes.
joe rogan
Yeah, we'd probably get more people than voted.
I bet we could get more people.
tim dillon
I'm telling you right now, I'm going to come out with a prediction right now early and say, I think it's going to be Trump.
joe rogan
I think it's going to be Trump.
tim dillon
I think it's going to be Trump.
joe rogan
Wow.
I think he's going to win, too.
I think he's going to win, too.
578,000 in the whole state, and there's only 4,000 people who voted.
The governor's Mark Gordon.
My friend, the doctor.
He's the governor.
I didn't know.
I got to call him.
tim dillon
Dude, the Supreme Court's going to be all conservatives.
kyle kulinski
It already is.
It's 6-3.
tim dillon
I know, but it's going to be 9-9 at the end.
joe rogan
They're going to kill off the liberals?
Is that what you're saying?
tim dillon
I don't know.
Well, I don't know what's going to happen.
jamie vernon
I don't know what that means.
joe rogan
What is it?
Kanye West?
Hold on.
Kanye West voted for himself, but it won't count as a Kanye West unless he puts in more work.
What?
But it won't count as a vote for Kanye West unless he puts in more work.
What does that mean?
jamie vernon
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know what that means.
joe rogan
Oh.
That's just Wyoming.
He's got a spot in Wyoming.
jamie vernon
That's where he lives.
That's why.
joe rogan
Well, he doesn't live there permanently all the time.
He lives in California as well.
I mean, he does have a ranch there.
He's got a gigantic 4,000-acre ranch there.
Ball in.
I had a dream that I moved to Wyoming.
tim dillon
There was a rumor you did move to Wyoming.
People were like, Joe bought a ranch in Wyoming.
joe rogan
Really?
tim dillon
People just say things that you've done that aren't true.
joe rogan
Is that weird being my friend and you hear these rumors?
tim dillon
No, I just go, oh, okay, good for him.
They're like, Joe bought this club.
He lives in Wyoming now.
He's moderating a presidential debate.
I'm like, good.
joe rogan
Do you diffuse it?
tim dillon
No, I just go like this.
Oh!
Oh!
Because the people that are saying it, I don't take seriously anyway.
kyle kulinski
By the way, Lindsey Graham has officially won re-election.
Lindsey Graham was up against...
tim dillon
How?
And Mitch McConnell.
kyle kulinski
That was a given.
This race was actually, there was a chance for the other guy.
tim dillon
Who runs against these guys?
I mean, they're so pathetic.
kyle kulinski
Amy McGrath should have been defeated by a guy named, I think it's Charles Booker, who was a much better candidate.
But she edged him out in the primary, and then she guaranteed lost to McConnell in two seconds.
joe rogan
When is Pelosi up?
kyle kulinski
Pelosi, she's being primaried right now by a guy by the name of Shahid Batar.
joe rogan
Right now?
kyle kulinski
Yes, I believe right now.
I mean, she's going to win.
She's going to win.
joe rogan
In this election.
kyle kulinski
I believe so.
I believe Shahid Batar is up this election.
I should look that up.
Let me take a look.
tim dillon
Trump, baby.
He could do it.
And this is a real interesting moment in American history.
joe rogan
How many guns are you going to get?
tim dillon
I'll get one or two.
joe rogan
Do you have one now?
tim dillon
I don't have one now, but I should get one now.
joe rogan
When you move here, you've got to get a gun.
If he wins, you have to move here, right?
tim dillon
No.
I'll wait a little.
I've got to wait a little.
I'm not saying no.
I'm saying I've got to wait a little bit.
kyle kulinski
Pelosi's up now.
tim dillon
I've got to, you know...
joe rogan
She's up?
kyle kulinski
Well, no, she's up as in she's up for re-election.
tim dillon
She's up meaning she's awake.
She's in San Francisco.
joe rogan
She's up like this.
In the coffin.
tim dillon
She just got up.
joe rogan
Like a vampire.
tim dillon
Dude, I'm telling you right now, this is going to be the moment in the night.
We're all going to say it when it turns to Trump.
jamie vernon
First results in 45 minutes for that.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
First results.
How could she possibly lose?
Right?
tim dillon
District 12. This is going to be a really interesting next couple of days.
I'm kind of glad I'm flying out early in the morning because I think some of the people in Austin are going to get fun.
joe rogan
Nah, this place doesn't get that fun.
tim dillon
During downtown, you don't think they're going to get a little wacky?
joe rogan
No.
Listen, the governor here doesn't fuck around, man.
He takes care of shit.
If they think that something's going to happen, they'll do something about it.
What I'm amazed is that there's not a revolution in San Francisco.
I have some friends that just got back from San Francisco, and they used to live there, and they hadn't been in a while, and they just went back.
And the fucking horror stories...
By the way, very lefty.
tim dillon
Right.
joe rogan
Left-leaning people.
tim dillon
Of course.
joe rogan
And they were furious.
tim dillon
At what's going on?
joe rogan
And they were like, I can't believe it.
There's literally shit and needles everywhere.
tim dillon
It's very bad.
joe rogan
Tents everywhere.
They were like, whatever it was, like the last time they were there, they were there about two years ago, I think they said, and it was getting bad.
Right.
But they said it's unrecognizable.
kyle kulinski
So I have another update here for you.
There's a Democratic senator by the name of Doug Jones in Alabama, and he was just unseated by Republican Tommy Tuberville.
joe rogan
I don't like that guy's name at all.
unidentified
Football coach.
kyle kulinski
Tuberville.
joe rogan
What's that?
jamie vernon
He's a football coach.
joe rogan
Tuberville's a football coach?
tim dillon
What is Ohio doing right now?
joe rogan
The real Tuberville or another Tuberville?
kyle kulinski
Republican Tommy Tuberville has defeated Democratic Senator Doug Jones.
joe rogan
He sounds like an Adam Sandler character.
tim dillon
Yes, he does.
joe rogan
Like in a movie?
kyle kulinski
Seems like a fake name.
jamie vernon
Head football coach.
kyle kulinski
Very fake.
joe rogan
So the head football coach?
kyle kulinski
Yes.
Doug Jones won a special election, and so he barely made it, and it's Alabama.
It's a miracle that a Democrat won in Alabama anyway.
And so now the Republican took the seat back, Tommy Tuberville.
joe rogan
Dun dun dun.
tim dillon
Now, what about Ohio?
Because Ohio is a pivotal state.
joe rogan
Well, there was a projection, right, that a lot of things were going to go Democratic this term.
tim dillon
Yes.
kyle kulinski
I can tell you which states were predicted to go which way.
Which one do you want to know?
Ohio was predicted to go to Trump.
joe rogan
Really?
kyle kulinski
Yes, he was up in the average of polls there.
And Iowa as well was predicted to go Trump.
joe rogan
What's this?
jamie vernon
Ohio.
kyle kulinski
He pulled up Ohio for you.
jamie vernon
80% reported Trump up.
Ohio Trump's got 50,000 votes.
kyle kulinski
See, that's Trump.
So far, Trump is outperforming the polls by 2%, which is pretty solid.
joe rogan
Go over Pennsylvania real quick, because that's big, right?
Pennsylvania's a big one.
Look at that.
Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, all the places that you'd expect blue.
Allentown, that's interesting.
tim dillon
I think the mail ballots, Kyle, are saying are 200-something thousand that are heavily Biden.
That could definitely...
kyle kulinski
Yeah, so again, what they're doing in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, like all those states, Joe, they're counting the votes on the day first, and then the mail-ins come later.
So it's going to look like Trump is up at first, but especially when it comes to Wisconsin and Michigan, Trump's going to lose because Biden's up big in those states.
They're almost safe blue states.
joe rogan
Interesting, because it's red now, so it'll be...
kyle kulinski
Because that's all the votes from today, and those always skew more Republican.
joe rogan
Interesting.
kyle kulinski
But again, there's places where it's the opposite.
Like in the Sunbelt, for example, they count them the other way.
joe rogan
How did you learn all about this stuff?
Did you go to school for it?
tim dillon
No, I'm kidding.
kyle kulinski
Researching, reading about all this stuff.
tim dillon
But how did you get into it?
kyle kulinski
I mean, I did go to school for political science.
And, you know, like I said, I kind of had my political awakening with the Iraq War.
And ever since then, I've just cared a lot about what's going on.
Because I thought it was crazy.
I thought it was crazy.
We're going to go to war with a country that didn't attack us.
And we're going to be there.
You know, we've been there two decades now.
tim dillon
I was coped up on Long Island and really drunk.
And I thought the Iraq War was a great idea.
And I would argue with people in the bars in Long Island.
I would say we have to honor our commitment to the people of Iraq.
So do you not understand a little bit why it was not such a horrible idea?
kyle kulinski
Coke is supposed to make you anti-war, not pro-war.
joe rogan
No, not after Long Island.
What are you talking about?
tim dillon
I thought we were doing the right thing.
joe rogan
Why would you think Coke would make you anti-war?
kyle kulinski
Oh, because you're just happy.
joe rogan
No, you're angry.
tim dillon
Oh, you're angry.
joe rogan
Coke people are angry.
tim dillon
Well, listen, when I'm happy angry, which is the best kind of happy.
joe rogan
They want to start fights and businesses at the same time.
kyle kulinski
When I did Adderall, it was just the businesses.
It wasn't the fights.
tim dillon
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
It was business.
joe rogan
How long did you do Adderall for?
kyle kulinski
Oh, I never did it regularly, but I would do it in college.
tim dillon
That's what I say when they're doing it right now.
I dabbled.
I tasted it.
I tasted it.
I dabbled.
kyle kulinski
So, Tim, do you have any pills you maybe could hook me up for?
tim dillon
No, I wish I don't have.
I'm sober now.
I have nothing.
kyle kulinski
That's a shame.
tim dillon
I have nothing.
joe rogan
You've been sober for quite a while.
tim dillon
Ten years.
joe rogan
That's amazing.
tim dillon
Over ten years.
unidentified
Nothing.
joe rogan
No lapses at all?
tim dillon
No lapses at all.
joe rogan
What was like the come to Jesus moment?
tim dillon
I bought a house when I was 22 years old for $700,000 and I didn't have any money.
And I woke up the next day and I said, this is a real problem.
Most people wake up next to someone.
They wake up next to a woman that they're like, what happened here?
I woke up in a $600,000 house that I had no idea how to really pay for.
But I was investing in myself.
And I think anyone that didn't take out a big mortgage in 2007 was a pussy.
And I still think that.
And fuck you.
You should learn how to live.
Learn how to live.
kyle kulinski
When the crash came, what were your thoughts?
Were you like, oh, this was going to happen?
tim dillon
Well, my thoughts were I'm in a little bit of trouble.
But I was like, I'm just going to ride it out and just keep on keeping on.
Because I was working for a guy that said, just don't read the news and keep on trucking.
joe rogan
What did you think when Nancy Pelosi said that regardless of what the numbers are, we're going to elect Joe Biden as president?
Did you see her say that?
kyle kulinski
I did not see that.
I saw Hillary say something along the lines of, don't concede under any circumstance, something like that.
joe rogan
Pelosi took it another level.
She said, regardless of what the results...
kyle kulinski
Well, she's a little bit like Biden, where she's a zombie.
Like, her brain's not firing on all cylinders.
joe rogan
Well, she's a little bit more elusive than he is, don't you think so?
kyle kulinski
Now, I've seen videos that are just as bad as the Biden videos, where she's really having trouble.
Yes!
joe rogan
Did you see her bark at Wolf Blitzer?
kyle kulinski
I did see that.
In fact, I covered that.
That was the first time Wolf Blitzer's ever done a good job, basically.
It was that video.
joe rogan
Yeah, he basically...
kyle kulinski
Yeah, he was basically saying, like, okay, people need money.
We don't have the ability to fuck around here.
And, you know, she basically...
She didn't have an answer.
She didn't have a straight answer.
joe rogan
But she also was chastising him and being really shitty to him.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, that's right.
joe rogan
It was really weird, like, expressing almost royalty.
kyle kulinski
She's an odd guy.
I'm sorry, Wolf.
I'm so sorry you're wrong about this.
That's what she said.
tim dillon
Remember that journalist Laura Loomer who used to climb in Nancy Pelosi's window and stuff?
Like that lunatic?
She was fun, though.
I liked her.
But Nancy Pelosi never...
Nancy's like, she doesn't have any human...
She's just a million years old.
She looks like this porcelain weird grandma.
joe rogan
She's got great eyebrows.
tim dillon
She's got good eyebrows, but nobody knows what her day...
She's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
Her husband's like a tax CEO or something.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, see, that's kind of crazy.
joe rogan
When you see how she's running for something.
tim dillon
Oh, damn it, she lost.
kyle kulinski
She just got drexed.
tim dillon
Yo, Lois Frankel just beat Laura Loomer.
That's the big race of the night.
joe rogan
Oh, Lois.
tim dillon
Damn it.
Laura Loomer's just going to have to go back to climbing in Nancy Pelosi's window.
joe rogan
She can't win in Florida.
God.
tim dillon
Yeah, Florida's a loomer country.
You can't do it there.
joe rogan
Isn't it amazing, though, that she won the primary?
tim dillon
Yeah, why not?
There's a lot of QAnon people that are now winning primaries.
No, they're true.
jamie vernon
No, absolutely.
kyle kulinski
Listen, it's the Trumpification of politics in that you can kind of wing it, but if you have a better presentation than the other people, like, yeah, you can win.
All these old politicians, Joe, you know this.
They're so stodgy and stuck up and they're too scripted.
joe rogan
What is this?
QAnon supporting...
Oh, the fucking papa.
QAnon supporting candidate Marjorie?
How do you say her name?
Marjorie.
Marjorie?
Marjorie Taylor Greene guaranteed a congressional win.
Whoa.
She didn't win?
jamie vernon
She did win.
joe rogan
She did win.
QAnon candidate.
jamie vernon
Oh, well her opponent dropped out.
unidentified
Oh, they probably threatened his wife.
joe rogan
They probably threaten him.
kyle kulinski
So everybody on Twitter is convinced now that Trump's gonna get it.
That's what I see on Twitter.
tim dillon
What are people saying?
joe rogan
Is the sock lady still alive?
kyle kulinski
People are saying 2016 all over again is what people are saying.
joe rogan
The lady with the glasses and the sock hat in the street?
kyle kulinski
I know who you're talking about.
tim dillon
It is kind of 2016. It was the polls went one way and then the crowds.
joe rogan
What did I say at the beginning of this fucking podcast when we were outside?
tim dillon
You walked in and you said Trump's going to win.
joe rogan
I said he's going to win.
tim dillon
Yes.
joe rogan
He's going to win.
I don't believe the polls.
Only morons answer polls.
And the media is insanely biased against him, and they think that by saying that he can't win and he's not going to win, that somehow or another they can hypnotize people into voting.
tim dillon
And listen, we just went through this period of time where the media, we watched things burn down and people's property get destroyed, and the media said it wasn't happening.
It's not happening, and if you bring it up, you're nuts.
joe rogan
Also, there's a psychology of fence-sitters.
The psychology of fence-sitters, they don't want to vote on losers.
And then they want to be like, I went Trump.
I was thinking he was going to win.
kyle kulinski
The bandwagon effect is real.
joe rogan
It's super real.
So when the media is gaslighting you and saying it looks like 99% that Joe Biden is going to win, Joe Biden is a stronger candidate, he's going to win all these days.
And then people hear that, they go, well, I might as well vote for the winner.
And they'll vote for it.
tim dillon
Right.
joe rogan
It does happen with me.
tim dillon
I mean, this is interesting because this has made a significant turnout where it feels like there's an inevitability a little bit about Trump's second term.
joe rogan
This is the opposite of the Young Turks coverage of 2016. Dude, I'm just waiting for Alex Jones to bust in here with cigars and singing.
kyle kulinski
Oh, Jesus Christ.
joe rogan
He's doing his own live show right now.
kyle kulinski
Listen, I do think that people are kind of getting ahead of themselves because we are seeing the mail-in votes versus the votes on the day.
joe rogan
Oh, listen to the communist.
tim dillon
Okay.
joe rogan
This fucking guy.
kyle kulinski
There'd be...
jamie vernon
One question.
So marijuana seems like it's passed in New Jersey, officially, for those over 21. Woo!
Woo!
I've only been to New York a couple times.
Being so close to New York City, isn't it almost by default not going to be legal there because of how close it is?
tim dillon
Kyle knows better.
kyle kulinski
In terms of purchasing it?
No, not necessarily.
But bringing it in and smoking it?
Yeah, I can see that for sure.
But there's an issue with the alcohol lobby in New York where they actually paid the politicians quite a bit of money.
And that's one of the reasons why you haven't seen much chatter about it in New York versus other states.
joe rogan
Dude, New York is...
Dirty.
They have so much corruption.
They kept the UFC out for decades.
We were stuck because of unions.
They kept us out because there was all sorts of disputes and people went to jail because of it for corruption.
There's so much dirtiness with some of the unions.
Not that unions are bad.
I support a lot of unions.
A lot of people that are in these positions, they're not doing what's best for people.
They're doing whatever the fuck this person paid them to pass or not pass or not let pass.
I mean, MMA was legal in every other state for a long fucking time.
And New York was one of the last ones.
tim dillon
Well, New York has always just been that kind of institutionally corrupt place.
joe rogan
Yeah, always.
tim dillon
Chicago, too.
kyle kulinski
I'm getting triggered because you're bashing my home.
joe rogan
New York?
tim dillon
Hey, I live there.
Well, it's my New York, too.
I love New York.
kyle kulinski
Where I grew up is where you were.
joe rogan
Yeah, I used to live in New York.
kyle kulinski
That's right.
That's where I grew up.
joe rogan
I was born in New Jersey.
I mean, I'm East Coast.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I spent most of my young years in Boston.
Well, from 13 to 24, at least.
My high school years, all through Boston.
kyle kulinski
And you kicked the Boston accent.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, I kicked it because I saw myself on TV when I was 19. When I was 19, I won the Bay State Games in Taekwondo, and then I heard myself on TV, and I was like, oh my god, what the fuck is that?
I was like, we were working really hard.
I was like, oh my god.
Look, I was trying to fit in.
When I was 13, when I moved there, I moved there from Florida, and I just wanted to fit in.
And then when I went to high school, I was going to high school in Boston, or in Newton, rather.
And all those kids had that accent.
kyle kulinski
So listen, I've been having this conversation a lot recently.
Do you think him and I definitely have, he has probably a little bit more of a New York accent than me?
tim dillon
Yeah, I have a really New York accent.
joe rogan
Your accent is barely New York.
I would say educated East Coast.
But not...
You don't have like...
The accents are always like...
tim dillon
My accent sounds East Coast uneducated.
Not educated on the East Coast.
joe rogan
Well, I wouldn't...
kyle kulinski
No, we actually do share some words in common.
Like when I say the word all, I struggle with...
It sounds like I'm saying A-U-L-L. I sound like Colin a little bit.
joe rogan
Colin Quinn?
kyle kulinski
Yeah, I can see that a little bit.
tim dillon
I think so.
kyle kulinski
I can see it a little bit.
tim dillon
We have a similar kind of...
joe rogan
It's a rasp.
A little bit of a rasp.
But Colin's much more East Coast with the accent.
tim dillon
Yeah, probably.
kyle kulinski
The other word, I'm told, is very New Yorkish in how I say it is Florida.
joe rogan
Florida.
tim dillon
Florida.
Yeah, me too.
joe rogan
How are you supposed to say it?
kyle kulinski
Florida.
tim dillon
Speaking of Florida.
jamie vernon
It's tightened up a little bit on the live betting.
tim dillon
So wait a minute, what does this mean?
kyle kulinski
I like how that's our go-to.
What do a bunch of assholes in Vegas think?
It's not Vegas, it's live.
I'm joking around.
joe rogan
Two and a half to one, that's a fucking big bet.
I think it's all coming down to PA. Yeah, it is coming down to PA. Let's see where PA's at now.
kyle kulinski
Again, it's going to lean Republican at the moment.
joe rogan
We're having a good time over here.
unidentified
I think it's still at 33%.
joe rogan
What is the best for avoiding violence in this country?
tim dillon
I mean, leaving?
joe rogan
Right, right, right.
kyle kulinski
Honestly, the best case scenario to avoid violence would be Biden.
Well, it would have been a landslide either way.
joe rogan
He's up by 170,000.
tim dillon
Nobody's fearing right-wing violence, I think.
kyle kulinski
I think people are, yeah.
tim dillon
But the majority is, I think, people are fearing if Trump wins again, there's violence.
kyle kulinski
I don't know, man.
There was a Trump car parade by my place the other day.
These motherfuckers were honking for two and a half hours straight and blocking the entire Tappensy Bridge slash Cuomo Bridge.
tim dillon
I just think we were always worried about the Nazis and the right-wing supremacist militias.
I don't know that that ever comes true in this country.
joe rogan
That's just the media.
tim dillon
Does that happen?
joe rogan
No, there are.
kyle kulinski
There are deaths from right-wing, from far-right terrorists.
tim dillon
Yeah, but look at the damage done over the last six months with political protests or political riots.
I think 90% of it is left-wing.
joe rogan
Yeah, but, well, maybe, but hold on a second.
They tried to kill the fucking governor of Michigan.
unidentified
Joe, we forgot about that little one.
tim dillon
First of all, nobody even tried.
They got exposed.
The FBI probably put them up to it.
I've said many times that...
joe rogan
It seems like they did.
Two of the guys were FBI informants.
tim dillon
Well, maybe that's what the people of Michigan wanted.
The point is this.
I don't know.
I'm asking you if that was a popular position.
What's the initiative on it?
But no, but let's be honest.
There's this fantasy that we're on the edge of all these right-wing militias coming around.
It's never borne out by the facts.
joe rogan
Well, it's a thing that they like to repeat in the news.
Like, here's one of them.
When Chris Wallace said to Trump, do you denounce white supremacists?
Do you know this is like a fucking video compilation of Trump denouncing white supremacists?
over and over and over and over and over and over again.
kyle kulinski
And a by the way.
It's always like, yeah, yeah, I'll say the thing you want me to say, but, I mean, come on, the real problem is Antifa, and let's only talk about Antifa.
joe rogan
That's not true.
No.
In the video compilation, there's multiple occasions where they asked him to do that.
He goes, absolutely.
He goes, I denounce all hate.
I denounce the KKK. I denounce...
He says it over and over again.
kyle kulinski
Right, but then what does he say right after?
joe rogan
No, listen, that Chris Wallace doesn't know that, that he's already said that, that he's pretending that he hasn't done it, is kind of shameful for a guy who's doing a debate.
kyle kulinski
I know that the media is dishonest, and I know that they do exactly the thing that you're accusing them of doing, but my point is, he leads with that, and then it's always like, oh yeah, and by the way, the left-wingers are the real problem, let's focus on the left-wingers.
joe rogan
Not always, but he has said that in the past.
That's all I've seen him do.
But the left-wingers when it comes to these attacks, like in Portland and in Seattle, that is a lot of Antifa.
But the weird thing about that is, and I was talking to someone who actually understands this stuff.
And he was telling me, listen, make no mistake about it, that shit's funded.
He goes, it's funded and organized.
He goes, it's funded and organized.
kyle kulinski
They're a bunch of idiots.
How do you know?
Because this is like the Soros conspiracy, like, oh, there's big money funding some pink-haired and purple-haired college kids who don't even know what the fuck they're doing, and they're out there, they can't even give you a real political cause, they're just burning shit down.
joe rogan
But that creates all sorts of turmoil.
That creates turmoil, and that creates an erosion of our belief in our democracy.
kyle kulinski
Right, but I don't think there's an ideological long game being played by a purple-haired college kid.
joe rogan
I think they're a fucking idiot.
I don't think they're a part of the ideological long game.
kyle kulinski
You said they were funded.
joe rogan
No, no, I said they're pawns.
kyle kulinski
Right, but you were saying they were funded.
joe rogan
Someone wants this to happen.
Someone wants this deterioration of our democracy.
unidentified
So who's funding it?
joe rogan
That's a good question.
kyle kulinski
They say George Soros.
They say fucking George Soros because he's the fucking boogeyman that they always go to.
joe rogan
But why do they always say that?
kyle kulinski
Because they're half right because, yes, he is somebody who funds politicians and is corrupt, but it's the same thing with the Koch brothers.
It's the same thing with fucking Sheldon Adelson who just gave Trump 75 million dollars the other day.
Like, yeah, this is what they do, but it's weird.
And it's weird on the right and the left when they single out, like, one evil billionaire and they act like, oh, that's the real problem.
No, the problem is that all of them are funding our politicians.
joe rogan
Do you know when Glenn Beck was at Fox, they told him there's two things they wanted to talk about.
They wanted him to stop talking about God, and they wanted him to stop talking about George Soros.
They said, don't bring up George Soros.
tim dillon
Interesting.
Glenn Beck, towards the end of his thing at Fox, kind of went insane and started talking about the Masons and symbology.
It was some of the best television I'd ever watched.
kyle kulinski
Yes, with the chalkboard.
joe rogan
Remember when he had that room that seemed like a really rich guy's den who maybe had a nuclear reactor in his basement?
tim dillon
And then he would just be like, why is this symbol on the money?
It's like, oh, this is good.
We're really getting to it now.
Now we're really getting to it.
And then they took him out in a box.
joe rogan
Well, he started doing his own thing online, and he was one of the first guys to be super successful online.
tim dillon
He's so successful.
kyle kulinski
There it is.
With the blaze show.
joe rogan
Oh, the tides and Apollo, the moon landing.
tim dillon
Remember Acorn?
It was like, this was the biggest scam ever.
All the Republicans were like, people were given cigarettes to vote for Obama.
It was such a bullshit thing.
Fox News did this for two months.
They're like, people were given Ripple and malt liquor in Newport so they could vote for Obama.
It's like, okay, guys, wait a minute.
joe rogan
Can I get a glass of water?
tim dillon
Yeah.
They were like, yeah, there he is.
joe rogan
There it is.
Yeah, Glenn Beck really did kind of lose his marbles towards the end of Fox.
tim dillon
He did, but it was getting good.
It was fun.
Anytime someone's drawing, that means they're in a good space mentally.
joe rogan
So when he left and went over to his own organization...
He did the Blaze.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, the Blaze was his network, but I think it went belly up.
joe rogan
Something went belly up, because the Blaze is still around.
kyle kulinski
It was bought out by, I think, Ben Shapiro's people.
joe rogan
Is that what it was?
kyle kulinski
I think so.
joe rogan
Maybe.
But it was very successful for a while.
I remember he was making like $10 million a month.
I was like, what?
unidentified
What?
kyle kulinski
That guy's got issues.
I don't think he handled the finances particularly well, which is why I think it kind of went down.
joe rogan
What are you saying?
Coke?
Drugs?
Horse?
Let's see.
He is the CEO, founder, and owner of Mercury Radio Arts, the parent company of his television radio network, The Blaze.
kyle kulinski
Let me see The Blaze.
I'm going to type in The Blaze Ben Shapiro, because I think that they might have been working on a deal.
Let me see.
Daily Wire turns five years now.
joe rogan
He's moving to Nashville.
He's moving the organization to Nashville.
He bailed out of California.
See ya!
kyle kulinski
I don't know why he...
Why was he ever there in the first place?
joe rogan
That's where he grew up.
kyle kulinski
Oh, he grew up in California.
joe rogan
Strong Jewish community.
kyle kulinski
He hates any sort of left-leaning anything.
joe rogan
A little bit.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, a little bit.
I'd say so.
joe rogan
A little bit.
Have you ever met him?
kyle kulinski
I've never met him, no.
joe rogan
Very, very nice guy.
I like him a lot.
kyle kulinski
I'm sure George Soros.
joe rogan
No, I don't know that guy.
kyle kulinski
You're talking about Ben Shapiro.
tim dillon
Ben Shapiro.
Ben Shapiro's a nice guy.
joe rogan
Ben Shapiro, I like him a lot.
He's a very nice guy.
tim dillon
He's a sweet guy.
I saw him at a farmer's market once.
He's like a small man.
joe rogan
He's not that big.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim dillon
Nice guy, though.
joe rogan
He's a very nice guy.
He really is.
Like, you know, we don't agree on everything, but...
tim dillon
I never understand.
It's amazing when somebody's like, a guy like that's dangerous.
I'm like, just talk to him.
kyle kulinski
Ben Shapiro's website is in talks to buy Glenn Beck's The Blaze, but I don't know if they actually did it.
tim dillon
So the Daily Wire.
joe rogan
You know what's interesting?
Why would he want to buy something?
You already got your own thing.
kyle kulinski
Right.
Expand?
Consolidate?
joe rogan
Maybe I'm going to buy Tim Dillon's Going to Hell and bring it back.
tim dillon
Please.
You can do it.
Bring it back.
We want a boss.
We're looking for a boss.
I'm looking for sponsorship.
joe rogan
Listen.
tim dillon
You all want independence.
I want sponsorship.
joe rogan
What kind of sponsorship are you looking for?
tim dillon
Anything.
The Blaze, the Flarefish, Daily Wire, Daily Caller, anything daily, the Daily Racist.
joe rogan
Let's see what the latest results are.
Hit me with it.
jamie vernon
Nothing much has changed.
joe rogan
Something's changed.
unidentified
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
And again, we're not getting...
joe rogan
Oh, it's getting tight.
108, 131. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
kyle kulinski
We're not getting a real accurate picture because of the mail-in situation.
joe rogan
Stop with the mail-in, you communist.
kyle kulinski
I see everybody flipping out, and I'm like, hey, idiots, they're counting all the mail-ins first in certain places, and they're counting all the regular votes first in certain places.
tim dillon
But let's look at the gap in PA, because this is important.
The gap in PA is very big.
jamie vernon
Very low.
joe rogan
It's 200 and...
kyle kulinski
No, but this is all the on-the-day votes.
unidentified
Stop communism.
kyle kulinski
This is not the mail-ins where Biden's like 70%.
joe rogan
Stop with your communism.
tim dillon
That's a six point.
What percentage of the state's votes are mail-ins?
kyle kulinski
I don't know the percent that's mail-in, but I do know that the breakdown is going to be 60-70% Biden in the mail-ins.
tim dillon
Understand, but you got six points there.
That's a big gap.
joe rogan
You said it's 250,000 people, right?
That mail-in vote?
kyle kulinski
No, no, no.
I was talking about Philadelphia.
tim dillon
This is changing in real time.
joe rogan
220,000 in Pennsylvania.
tim dillon
Trump's going to declare victory in five minutes.
kyle kulinski
He's definitely going to do that.
tim dillon
He's coming out to declare victory in five minutes.
joe rogan
I wonder when he declares victory and whether or not...
tim dillon
Oh, soon.
kyle kulinski
Because, Joe, these are the states, these exact ones where Trump is up, the ones in the upper Midwest, Pennsylvania, those are the ones where we haven't counted the mail-ins.
And if he comes out and says, hey, it looks like we're having a good night, what the hell's going to happen?
Because he's going to try to stop the vote there?
joe rogan
Do you have a little bit of sadness that he's going to win again?
kyle kulinski
Sadness over Trump winning?
I've been fucking dead inside for the longest time, okay?
tim dillon
Kyle, don't be dead inside.
kyle kulinski
You think I have feelings?
Don't be dead.
My fucking job, my job, Joe Rogan, is to follow this stuff every single day.
You can't be a sane person when you do this.
joe rogan
This is what I would owe.
One of the things that Trump said is that the country was uniting.
This is like his narrative.
The country was uniting before COVID. We were starting to like him because the economy was doing well.
tim dillon
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Did you buy any of that?
kyle kulinski
No, of course not.
I told you that even pre-COVID, we had 78% of the country was living paycheck to paycheck.
Half of workers were making $30,000 a year or less.
joe rogan
When has there been a time when that wasn't the case in our lifetime?
kyle kulinski
Our economy has always been bad, but if you're asking me for a model to point to that I respect, I would say FDR, the New Deal, the social democratic era.
joe rogan
We're talking a different world.
During our lifetime, has there ever been a time where people were not living, 78% weren't living paycheck to paycheck like that?
kyle kulinski
I think the further back you go, it does get a little bit better because there were still the remnants of the New Deal era programs and unionization.
Yes, exactly.
tim dillon
Eisenhower, 50s, things like that.
joe rogan
That's not our lifetime.
During our lifetime, there's never been a time where people have been any better than they were during Trump's administration.
kyle kulinski
I mean, maybe they were slightly better in the 90s.
But I don't know.
I've never seen data for back then.
I can only tell you what I've seen recently.
joe rogan
What do you attribute, like, I know, and I'm not asking this because I'm trying to prove anything, I literally know nothing about economics.
What do you think was the reason why the economy was doing so well, at least on paper, during the Trump administration before COVID? So you mean, why is the unemployment rate low?
Why was the unemployment rate low?
Why was the stock market high?
Why were all these indicators that Trump was pointing to, this is the greatest economy the world has ever seen?
kyle kulinski
2017 Republican tax cut bill.
A lot of it had to do with his deregulation, because what happens when you deregulate and what happens when you cut taxes for the wealthy and corporations is you have this thing called a boom-bust cycle, where everything kind of takes off, and it looks like everything's amazing, and oh my god, look at these indicators.
The unemployment rate is low.
Stocks are booming.
But that's the problem, is that it's kind of fake, and this is exactly what happened in the lead-up to the Great Depression.
You had the roaring 20s, as it was called, because everything was taking off.
Oh my god, the stock market's amazing.
Everything's great.
And then eventually, you have your day of reckoning.
It just so happened that in our case, it was COVID that kind of popped the bubble, right?
COVID was the thing that really was like, this thing is all fake anyway.
But if it wasn't COVID, Joe, it would have been something else.
Because just like in 2008...
joe rogan
Is it safe to say that it's COVID because it wasn't real anyway?
Because COVID just stopped people working dead in their tracks.
unidentified
That's right.
kyle kulinski
That was a giant issue that basically ground the economy to a halt.
And there's no escaping that.
You can't escape the economic reality of that.
Which is why, what did they do in response?
Like we said, they did the CARES Act.
They took $5 trillion and they pumped it into the economy.
They handed it over to the corporations.
And then they sat back and watched them make these terrible decisions.
joe rogan
What could be done?
Let's say Trump wins again.
What could be done to bring the economy back?
kyle kulinski
Well, first things first, stimulus immediately.
I would do a universal basic income check for the remainder of COVID. If you're going to do any sort of economic shutdowns, you have to pair that with relief for people.
joe rogan
We've discussed this already, but he obviously is not interested in doing that.
kyle kulinski
But he is.
He was going to do, not UBI, but he did want to do another stimulus bill.
Do you think he has more funds?
And McConnell, who were blocking him.
joe rogan
Do you think he has more freedom to do anything if he wins again?
kyle kulinski
Does he have more freedom to do anything?
joe rogan
I'm looking for a silver lining here.
kyle kulinski
I mean, listen, the best he could do, because you're going to have a Senate and a House that's not really in line with him, okay?
So the best he could do is go all out on the executive orders and do the best you could do through that path.
tim dillon
It'll be a four-year kind of lame duck situation where the Congress and the Senate don't let him do anything, right?
He'll do some executive orders.
They'll immediately be reversed when AOC wins and cuts everyone's tick off.
joe rogan
Is that what she's going to do?
tim dillon
Well, I believe that she will be doing that.
Because you know it's going to swing back.
He's going to win again, maybe.
Maybe, maybe not.
But if he wins again, it's swinging hard.
Like, it's going to be Ilhan Omar and AOC. For the...
kyle kulinski
See, the thing is, I actually think it's going to be the opposite.
I think they're going to go further right-wing.
I think they're going to go Amy Klobuchar.
I think they're going to go Kamala Harris.
I think it's like the establishment will have a stranglehold even more on the Democratic Party.
joe rogan
2024, Don Jr. The empire continues.
tim dillon
Listen, I don't know if I can take it.
kyle kulinski
I don't know if I can take it.
tim dillon
What do you mean, what?
joe rogan
The daughter and the son together?
tim dillon
Ivanka is a killer.
joe rogan
Do you think they could do that?
tim dillon
It's over anyway.
Let's let them try.
unidentified
So, of the three, who's got the most ability?
kyle kulinski
Of the three, who's got the most ability?
tim dillon
Ivanka.
joe rogan
I don't know.
kyle kulinski
I'm curious who you think.
joe rogan
Of the three what?
kyle kulinski
Of the three Trump kids?
No, no, he's the son-in-law.
I'm talking about the three.
Ivanka, Eric, and Don.
tim dillon
Don Jr., Eric, or Ivanka.
joe rogan
They don't let Eric talk.
I think something's wrong.
kyle kulinski
That's not true.
He's on Fox News from time to time.
tim dillon
No, Eric is tied with Barron, and then you would have Don Jr. and then Ivanka.
I mean, let's be honest.
joe rogan
Don Jr. is the best talker.
tim dillon
Eric, they tried to get COVID. They were like, give him COVID and get him out of here.
They ventilated him months ago.
kyle kulinski
I actually think Eric has more promise than Don Jr., tell you the truth.
tim dillon
Oh, we forgot about Tiffany.
kyle kulinski
Oh, I forgot about Tiffany.
You're right.
She's the forgotten kid and I literally forgot her.
joe rogan
I think we're alone now.
Remember that song?
tim dillon
Where is Trump watching the results?
joe rogan
In a gold castle somewhere.
Underground.
kyle kulinski
No, he's at the White House.
tim dillon
Yeah.
They're going to have a party at the White House.
joe rogan
Has he started jerking off yet?
kyle kulinski
I don't know, man.
tim dillon
How many people are saying what you are saying, which is like, let's wait for the mail-ins, or is it kind of like...
kyle kulinski
Oh, it's fucking Twitter.
They're all going nuts.
unidentified
Are they freaking out?
kyle kulinski
Oh my God, Trump won.
It's already over.
tim dillon
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, the hysteria.
kyle kulinski
And remember, this is mostly left-leaning Twitter.
joe rogan
Is everyone racist now?
tim dillon
Now, here's what's the question.
What is the percentage of Hispanic votes that he got and African-American votes?
That's fascinating.
kyle kulinski
It is fascinating, and let me tell you something.
What the numbers show already is that he's doing better than he did in 2016 with them.
tim dillon
I know!
kyle kulinski
But we all thought this.
He's gotten more Latinos and more black people than he did the last time.
tim dillon
The black conservative movement is not covered at all by the media, and you look on YouTube, it's got hundreds of thousands, millions of views.
It's very interesting, and the media ignores it completely.
joe rogan
What do you attribute that to?
kyle kulinski
I mean, he has done some token reaching out to them.
tim dillon
Prison reform, things like that.
kyle kulinski
He was doing a photo op with Lil Wayne the other day, and then before that, he was doing one with, you know, who was the other one?
tim dillon
Lil Pump, who he called Lil Pimp.
kyle kulinski
There's another one.
joe rogan
He called him Lil Pimp?
tim dillon
Yeah, he brought him out.
He goes, can you get that up, Jamie?
He brings it up.
This is amazing.
Have you seen this?
You have to see this.
You have to watch this.
joe rogan
Did he just not forget his name?
tim dillon
He has no idea what's going on.
It's great.
kyle kulinski
No, but he does even better with Latinos than he does with black people.
joe rogan
Well, Jorge Masvidal was campaigning for him.
Trump, Lil Pimp.
tim dillon
This is great.
joe rogan
At closing rally.
tim dillon
It's so funny.
joe rogan
Trump calls rapper Lil Pimp.
tim dillon
You've got to watch this.
donald j trump
Sound, music, and other things.
One of the big superstars of the world.
unidentified
That's the president!
joe rogan
It's not even Little.
It's Lil Pump.
tim dillon
He loves it.
kyle kulinski
He said Little?
Little Pimp?
joe rogan
Little Pimp.
That is hilarious.
Imagine if that was his name.
You should come up with a character called Little Pimp.
tim dillon
I should.
Little Pimp.
unidentified
Listen.
tim dillon
It's a thought.
joe rogan
That's not a bad character.
tim dillon
It's not a bad idea.
joe rogan
That's a very good idea for you.
tim dillon
That's not a bad idea.
joe rogan
Get your hair braided.
tim dillon
Yeah.
That's a lot of commitment.
joe rogan
Get some fake face tattoos.
That's a lot of commitment.
Cornrows, yeah.
And you could be a little pimp.
tim dillon
It's interesting to watch.
He's going to come out tonight and definitely claim some type of...
kyle kulinski
I do think that, yes.
I do think he's going to come out and say, we're doing amazing.
joe rogan
What do you think now the odds are that he wins?
kyle kulinski
The odds are definitely a lot better than they were at the beginning of the night, for sure.
joe rogan
Give me a number.
kyle kulinski
I still think it's probably 65% chance Biden wins.
joe rogan
Really?
kyle kulinski
Yeah, I do.
Because a lot of what you're seeing there is attributable to what I said from the very beginning, which is they're counting the votes that were in today first, and then the mail-ins come later.
jamie vernon
How's he not tweeting right now?
After all the days he tweets and all the times he tweets non-stop, this is the time he hasn't tweeted for a while.
joe rogan
We are looking really good all over the country.
Thank you!
tim dillon
He's ready.
kyle kulinski
Four hours ago, that was.
joe rogan
Yeah, but still, we're looking really good.
He's got to be happy.
tim dillon
I just texted somebody with kind of a little inside information to see what's going on.
CIA? No, not CIA. Somebody who knows a little bit of what's going on.
joe rogan
Deep State.
Alex Jones?
tim dillon
No, you know the kid from Parkland who wanted more guns?
joe rogan
Yeah, that guy.
tim dillon
Yeah, him.
He's my inside source.
kyle kulinski
Biden wins Illinois.
Biden wins Illinois.
tim dillon
Is that big?
joe rogan
Is that big?
kyle kulinski
No, it's not.
It's just, it's Blue State.
joe rogan
It's always a Blue State.
Is it always a Blue State?
I'm asking.
kyle kulinski
I think, yes, I do think so.
unidentified
He won by, no, look at that.
joe rogan
That's pretty good.
12%?
So what's it at now?
What's the electoral vote at now?
131 to 108. And how is he doing with Latinos?
jamie vernon
They don't have it split up on here.
joe rogan
South Carolina, Georgia, North Carolina, Florida.
Is Florida still in play?
What's the numbers in Florida now?
jamie vernon
91. They haven't updated it.
joe rogan
Interesting.
tim dillon
No, he's got that.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's up by 400,000.
tim dillon
He's got that.
kyle kulinski
It depends.
joe rogan
Well, I think it's very likely Trump wins it.
Listen to you, you communists.
kyle kulinski
No, no, I think it's very likely he wins it.
tim dillon
It's interesting to see that he's made gains.
Has he made gains with Latino voters?
We don't know that yet.
kyle kulinski
Yes, he's made gains from his 2016 numbers, yes.
jamie vernon
Wow.
tim dillon
Well, there you go.
unidentified
I mean, they've spent four years calling the guy racist every day.
tim dillon
And the only one who didn't listen was Luis J. Gomez.
And now Trump wins.
kyle kulinski
It's actually really interesting because where Biden took from Trump was old suburban white people.
tim dillon
Okay, yeah, because they're afraid.
joe rogan
That's where Biden got his numbers from.
jamie vernon
Arizona really is showing for Biden.
joe rogan
Interesting.
kyle kulinski
Sunbelt.
joe rogan
Not good for him.
kyle kulinski
But no, that's gonna...
No, wait a second.
Arizona is gonna swing the other way.
It's gonna swing pro-Trump as more votes come in.
joe rogan
But look at the numbers, though.
jamie vernon
53. It was at 73% already.
joe rogan
45. Oh, it's 73 already.
kyle kulinski
Okay.
So yeah, you're getting up there now.
joe rogan
He's ahead by 280,000.
kyle kulinski
By the way, ABC News projects the Democrats are going to retain control of the House of Representatives.
That's not a huge surprise.
They were 97% favorites to do that anyway.
joe rogan
Montana.
Go back to that.
tim dillon
So what's going on?
Montana's going blue.
joe rogan
That's a bunch of Californians moved to fucking Montana.
tim dillon
That's what it is.
They all wanted water aquifers and ranches.
joe rogan
They all wanted ranches.
They wanted taxes better, too.
North Dakota.
Interesting.
Interesting.
kyle kulinski
So I'll tell you what.
Here's the bad news.
I don't think we're going to be getting an answer tonight.
Because if it wasn't Florida going to Biden and being called, then it's going to go on because we're not going to know Pennsylvania for three or four days.
joe rogan
Oh, my God.
What chaos are we going to have in the streets, Kyle?
unidentified
Oh, forget it.
kyle kulinski
Well, give Trump eight minutes.
He'll come out and say, we're doing it really splendidly.
It's really amazing.
It's really incredible.
You need to see this.
It's really something else.
You've never seen anything like this before.
Listen, folks, we've never really seen anything like this.
tim dillon
So I think Trump will, he said he'll make some type of statement tonight.
I don't know.
What time is it East Coast right now?
kyle kulinski
10.50.
joe rogan
Yeah.
tim dillon
I would imagine he's got to make a statement within the next hour, right?
He's not going to speak after midnight.
kyle kulinski
When you're on that Addy, son, time doesn't matter.
tim dillon
Yeah, when you're Zoom, that's a good point.
kyle kulinski
I know.
joe rogan
Fair point.
tim dillon
I think he's going to come out and declare victory within 15 minutes.
joe rogan
Yeah, I would imagine before he goes to bed.
tim dillon
Yeah, he's just going to come out.
I did this one tonight.
We respect Joe.
joe rogan
They probably gave him two extra shots of steroids tonight just so he could be...
tim dillon
And now where is Kamala and...
joe rogan
Kamala, you piece of shit.
tim dillon
Kamala, I can't...
joe rogan
The fuck is wrong with you?
tim dillon
I apologize.
Kamala.
It's an awkward Kamala.
joe rogan
Biden is still in the basement.
They haven't told him that the election started yet.
tim dillon
Yeah, ma'am.
kyle kulinski
But come on.
They got him in a hermetically sealed chamber.
joe rogan
Where is he?
tim dillon
You know who's smiling somewhere?
It's Hillary Clinton.
You know she is.
joe rogan
You think so?
unidentified
Why didn't...
joe rogan
Here's my question.
tim dillon
Why didn't they run her again?
She should have ran.
kyle kulinski
Why didn't she run?
joe rogan
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
She's fucking incredibly disliked.
joe rogan
Right, but she won the popular vote last time.
tim dillon
Yeah, but she could have came back with a yass queen, her and Ghislaine Maxwell just fucking going nuts.
She might have won.
kyle kulinski
When you lose, there is a period of time where the country's like, fuck off.
It's the opposite of the bandwagon effect, like we were talking about earlier.
Because then you're just viewed as a loser.
Like, happened with Mitt Romney.
When Mitt Romney lost, for like a year and a half, everybody's like, fucking Mitt Romney, get the fuck out of here.
Because he was expected to win, actually, versus Obama.
joe rogan
Yeah, I can't believe, I never knew the polling was that close with him.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
kyle kulinski
Yep, he was only up.3 or something like that.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
I'm stunned by that.
tim dillon
I just hope everyone's okay.
joe rogan
How are you feeling, Tim?
Are you good with this?
tim dillon
I'm good with it.
I tend to survive.
I think I'll be fine.
A lot of people that I know and respect are going to be very upset, but they're generally very upset about everything.
joe rogan
Yeah.
tim dillon
So if you can't be happy, then I don't know.
It's not my problem.
joe rogan
I voted libertarian.
tim dillon
I mean, I didn't vote, but good for you.
joe rogan
I voted Joe Jorgensen.
tim dillon
I thought Joe had a shot, and I don't know who she is.
joe rogan
I knew she didn't have a shot.
tim dillon
I don't know who she is or what she stood for, but I was very excited about her candidacy.
joe rogan
Legalizing drugs.
tim dillon
Good for her.
kyle kulinski
Wait, did you actually vote for Joe Jorgensen?
joe rogan
Mm-hmm.
kyle kulinski
Really?
Yep.
I respect it.
I've done third-party votes before.
joe rogan
Well, I knew California was going to Biden no matter what.
tim dillon
I did not have a voting plan.
joe rogan
I was looking at the whole thing.
I was like, what is this?
I just felt...
kyle kulinski
I know.
joe rogan
The whole thing is just...
tim dillon
Kumi had a great line four years ago, Anthony Kumi.
They said something, something.
And then Anthony Kumi went, listen, Trump...
This doesn't...
The movie doesn't end with Trump losing.
That was a great line that he had.
And everybody was like, yeah, okay.
And he was right.
And I'm just wondering, now seeing it as a movie, a weird cinematic thing, what is this?
Because I was sort of convinced that this was Biden's to lose walking in here.
And now it's like...
kyle kulinski
Oh, it was definitely Biden's.
tim dillon
It was Biden's to lose.
kyle kulinski
Like, the onus was on Trump, because he's the one with the narrow path.
joe rogan
I think we were fed a pile of shit.
tim dillon
Yeah, you were right.
I think you might have been right about this, Joe.
kyle kulinski
No.
I'm sorry, but the numbers were what they were.
It's not like they were fishing for that result.
If you want to help Biden, you say the opposite.
joe rogan
The polls are morons.
It's morons answering the polls.
I think I'm right.
kyle kulinski
They were dead right in 2018, though, in the midterms.
They got it exactly right.
joe rogan
This is 2018, bro.
This is 2020, and this is for the president.
But in the midterms, how many people vote?
It's a small fraction in comparison to the present.
kyle kulinski
It's obviously lower turnout.
joe rogan
A gigantic difference, right?
kyle kulinski
But if you nail it with the data, you nail it with the data.
joe rogan
Right, but the ramping up of the Joe Biden shit has been, over the last few months, has been really ridiculous.
kyle kulinski
In the sense that the media is pushing him?
joe rogan
Yes.
In the sense that the media is ignoring all of his gaffes.
kyle kulinski
I just think that's different from the polls.
joe rogan
Ignoring all of the corruption.
Ignoring all the Hunter Biden emails.
unidentified
All true.
joe rogan
All that shit with Twitter, where Twitter banned the New York Post, where Facebook was banned.
kyle kulinski
That's all true.
joe rogan
That stuff was bad.
All that stuff is bad.
No one thinks that's a good thing.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, but I feel like I get your point.
I agree with you.
I just think perhaps we're too online in our own world.
A lot of people are just fucking working their jobs and making their decision when they see a speech or two on TV. You know what I mean?
They're not following this shit in and out like you and me.
joe rogan
You're right, but they heard about that.
I know people that work regular jobs that said, do you hear about this Twitter shit?
And they were really upset about it because they know that I've talked to Jack Dorsey and I've had him on before.
And that this Twitter censorship thing always skews left.
Like, they always skew towards the left and censor...
kyle kulinski
Listen, I gotta push back on that because the Chapo Trap House Reddit was banned.
I have a friend, Rania Khalek...
joe rogan
Yeah, but that's not Twitter.
kyle kulinski
I'm saying social media.
I'm saying...
joe rogan
Yeah, but we're talking about Twitter.
kyle kulinski
Okay, well there's Reddit, there's Twitter, there's Facebook.
I've seen censorship in a lot of places.
joe rogan
Twitter censors a lot of shit on the left as well.
There's Unity 2020, which is sort of central.
Centrist.
That's Brett Weinstein's organization where he was trying to get people on both sides to come together.
And Twitter banned their account, which is fucking preposterous.
Facebook banned their account.
But then due to a lot of pushback, Facebook reinstated it.
But then Eric Weinstein said, you know, why are you lying and saying this was an accident?
Like this is manually reviewed by someone.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, there's a left outlet named Jacobin.
And they did reporting on the election in Bolivia.
And that was polled because in Bolivia, socialists won the election.
tim dillon
And so, their socialist outlet- Even smart, really smart people on the left, guys like Chris Hedges, people, your friend Abby Martin, they understand- Yes, she's been censored a million times, Abby Martin.
All the critics of the state eventually get censored.
kyle kulinski
So it's not left versus right, it's establishment versus anti-establishment.
And there's different flavors and varieties of being anti-establishment, but if you're speaking up, yes, you're probably going to be in trouble.
joe rogan
Well, Abby's censorship, she gets a lot of pushback on her stance on Israel.
kyle kulinski
Right.
joe rogan
That's a big part of it.
Last time she did my podcast, there was a tremendous amount of it.
kyle kulinski
I'm sure of it, but this is something she's been dealing with for the longest time, and this is censorious trolls who want to shut her up because they don't agree with her.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's a lot of that.
There's a lot of that.
But the thing with Twitter and the New York Post was particularly egregious.
kyle kulinski
Oh, it was...
How are you going to censor...
They're not even making a claim of there's factual inaccuracies.
unidentified
Right.
kyle kulinski
They're not even saying that.
They're just saying, we think this might be election meddling or something, because maybe the information came from Russia...
joe rogan
Well, CNN, one of the reporters from CNN tweeted that it was Russian disinformation.
kyle kulinski
No evidence of that whatsoever.
joe rogan
Zero.
kyle kulinski
So what is that?
And by the way, even if it was, let's say, because this is the point that Glenn Greenwald made, and he's a million percent right, when you're a journalist, if you're given something newsworthy, you don't fucking question the source.
You say, this is information that people should know.
It's like with Chelsea Manning and Julian Assange, when we learned that the United States was drone striking innocent people, and then they released that video that showed us doing it, and then it became a big story.
If somebody said, hey, where did you get that from?
Did the Taliban give that to you?
Or did this person or that person give it to you?
What the fuck does it matter?
The information stands on its own two feet.
Like, it's important in and of itself.
joe rogan
Can you imagine if Trump gets in for a second term and then immediately pardons Snowden?
tim dillon
If Trump pardons Snowden and then pardons Assange and then legalizes drugs and then releases the greatest rap album of all time...
joe rogan
With Lil Pimp.
tim dillon
With Lil Pimp.
He'll be a phenomenal...
I mean, he could do...
He's made a lot of peace deals that nobody has talked about, right?
joe rogan
That's true.
tim dillon
Kushner's been involved in a lot of them.
kyle kulinski
Those are like the Sudan one.
I found that hilarious because Israel and Sudan were not at war.
So what are you making peace for?
It's not like they were fighting...
They weren't fighting.
It's a show to be like, oh yeah, vote for me, I'm the fucking peace guy.
joe rogan
So there's been no peace deals that were exceptional?
kyle kulinski
No, the one thing I give them credit for on foreign policy, and I get a lot of shit for this, but I say it because I think it's true, is North Korea.
Because North Korea, it is true that this was a place where Obama was not able to get a deal.
and trump basically went in there and said i don't care i'll talk to him and then he talked to him and listen we're not at war we don't have an official deal but i don't care we're not at war and that's all that matters to me the thing that's really interesting though is isn't it weird how democrats and republicans just casually flip their position on the same issue when it's different countries so like obama what obama did with iran is what trump did with north korea you know what i mean like Like Obama wanted to make peace with Iran.
They did the nuclear agreement, right?
And Trump did the same thing with North Korea.
And then they flipped their positions on the other countries.
tim dillon
Trump's kind of been masterful with North Korea.
Whereas a lot of people...
Because you need a crazy guy, right?
Because Kim Jong-un's a crazy guy.
You need an equally crazy psychopath.
And they kind of have a similar look to them.
They make these bellicose threats, but then they don't really mean them.
They're like a drunk uncle, they wake up the next day, they're smiling.
joe rogan
Remember the rumors that he was dead and his sister was running the show?
unidentified
Great!
joe rogan
What happened with that?
unidentified
Great!
kyle kulinski
Because fucking fake news is what happened with that.
They ran with those articles and it was bullshit.
joe rogan
But was he putting that out there to find traitors?
kyle kulinski
I don't know.
joe rogan
Because people have done stuff like that.
kyle kulinski
I don't know the mechanics of it.
joe rogan
You know, Tyson Fury did that in his last training camp.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
He put out rumors that his ankle was broken.
kyle kulinski
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah, to find out if he's got some rats inside his camp.
kyle kulinski
Oh shit.
joe rogan
Yeah, he said he had an injury.
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
That's so weird.
tim dillon
And then they started putting out pictures of the sister.
joe rogan
Yeah, Kim Jong-un's sister.
tim dillon
Yeah, and then we all got curious, and then he came back.
That was a great, dramatic, tense moment.
joe rogan
People do shit like that just to find out if they got rats in their camp.
tim dillon
Right.
Interesting.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's a good move.
tim dillon
Just to flush out the rats.
joe rogan
That's what Tyson Fury did.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
He had this feeling that someone was dirty in his camp.
tim dillon
I wonder if that's why Trump gave himself COVID. He's like, I just want to see who's got rats.
joe rogan
Jamie, what are you doing?
Jamie, do you have an update on the election?
kyle kulinski
Joe Biden just won California.
I know, big shocker.
joe rogan
What?
tim dillon
I doubt it.
jamie vernon
He literally just announced the whole left coast for Biden.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, those were all solidly blue states.
joe rogan
Wait a minute, Biden won California?
That's ridiculous.
tim dillon
That is absurd.
joe rogan
What is the numbers?
jamie vernon
It just hit the time, so it just hit 8 o'clock.
Zero percent reporting, so I think they just called them because...
joe rogan
They just know.
Bro, rigged.
jamie vernon
Nevada got an extra hour added onto it, so...
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
tim dillon
So Arizona looks like it's going blue.
joe rogan
New Mexico, Colorado.
What's Arizona now?
Isn't that unusual that Arizona goes blue?
Wasn't Arizona like a red state for a long time?
tim dillon
I thought it was going to be a lot closer.
kyle kulinski
No, you're exactly right.
Arizona was a red state for a very long time.
But this is the thing.
joe rogan
People leave in California.
kyle kulinski
Biden is polling well in the Sun Belt because it's a lot of old white retirees.
And that's who I was saying before.
That's where he took from Trump.
Trump is doing better among Latinos compared to last time.
joe rogan
Sorry, go ahead.
kyle kulinski
I was just saying that Trump was doing better among minorities than he was last time, and Biden is taking all of these old white people from Trump.
joe rogan
Go back to Texas.
Let me see Texas.
Oh, it's over.
tim dillon
It's over.
joe rogan
That's a big gap in Texas now.
tim dillon
38 electoral votes, that's going to bring Trump up.
Florida's going to bring him up.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, see, that's what Texas should.
I thought he'd win Texas.
I thought Trump would win Texas.
tim dillon
Florida's going to bring Trump up.
Ohio's going to bring Trump up.
joe rogan
It's amazing how close Texas is, though, isn't it?
tim dillon
Ohio's gonna bring Trump up.
And then Pennsylvania's everything.
kyle kulinski
Here's what's gonna happen.
joe rogan
Go to Pennsylvania?
kyle kulinski
Here's what's gonna happen.
You're gonna have...
jamie vernon
It's very low still.
kyle kulinski
You're gonna have Michigan and Wisconsin are gonna flip blue, and then Pennsylvania's really what it's all riding on now.
joe rogan
Pennsylvania is 44%.
He's up by $400.
tim dillon
Dude, I think Trump wins Pennsylvania.
kyle kulinski
If Trump wins Pennsylvania, he wins.
tim dillon
I think he wins it.
joe rogan
I think he wins it.
tim dillon
There's a lot of steel, a lot of fracking, a lot of steel.
What are the miners there, coal miners?
joe rogan
That was very bad when Joe Biden lied.
kyle kulinski
West Virginia is the coal miner.
joe rogan
But when Joe Biden lied about...
tim dillon
I'm sorry, but what are the mines in Pennsylvania?
kyle kulinski
Pittsburgh used to be steel, but it's not really steel anymore.
tim dillon
That's what I mean.
joe rogan
When Biden lied about fracking, lied, said he never said that he was going to ban fracking.
Yeah, but he's not going to ban fracking.
kyle kulinski
He wouldn't do that.
joe rogan
But it doesn't matter.
He said he was going to ban fracking.
kyle kulinski
I think he meant on federal land specifically.
joe rogan
But he said, he never said he was going to ban fracking.
But he did.
And there's a lot of video of it, and so they caught him on that.
kyle kulinski
Yes, but I think he's referring to federal lands specifically.
In other words, I'm not going to ban it for the whole country.
joe rogan
He said, he never said he was going to ban fracking.
kyle kulinski
I know, but they're kind of misstating it because they want to make it seem like, oh, he's going to ban it all across the country.
No, he said, I won't ban it on like federal, or I will ban it on federal lands.
Which, by the way, listen, I live in New York, they banned fracking in New York because they cause fucking earthquakes and they pollute the fucking water.
There's a real problem with fracking.
joe rogan
Oh yeah, fracking, I'm not a pro-fracking guy.
I like a little fracking.
One thing that fracking has done that's good is it's released our dependence on foreign oil.
kyle kulinski
Yes, but I do think we need to, and Biden got a lot of shit for saying this, but it's absolutely true.
At some point, we're going to have to fucking get off the fossil fuels.
We can't do this forever.
And Biden said by 2050, and people were making a big stink about it, like, that's crazy.
Like, really?
That's crazy?
What date would you be okay with?
2060?
2070?
tim dillon
Do you think Biden comes out and makes a speech tonight?
Do they allow him to speak?
joe rogan
They don't let him talk anymore.
kyle kulinski
It's over.
joe rogan
He never talks again.
kyle kulinski
Listen, for him to speak, they gotta pump him up with the Adderall and they gotta pump him up with steroids.
joe rogan
What do you think they pump him up with before that first debate?
kyle kulinski
Could have been Adderall.
Could have been Seroquel.
Antipsychotic medication.
joe rogan
Yeah, something.
kyle kulinski
Something.
joe rogan
Because all of a sudden he was lucid.
kyle kulinski
In the debate with Bernie.
tim dillon
What a civilization that we have where we have to pump the presidential candidate full of anti-psychotics before they go out.
Isn't there something wrong?
It seems like there's something wrong here.
kyle kulinski
I believe so.
joe rogan
What's the anti-psychotic do?
tim dillon
It stops him from being a psycho.
kyle kulinski
It's Seroquil.
It's some anti-psychotic medication.
tim dillon
My mother's schizophrenic.
They make her take Respiral, things like that.
joe rogan
What is Seroquil?
kyle kulinski
It gives you more clear thought.
tim dillon
My friend's father used to take Seroquil.
He would like foam at the mouth and fall down.
It was like a drop.
joe rogan
And that.
kyle kulinski
And that happens.
tim dillon
That happens, yeah.
joe rogan
But if he's not psychotic, you still would give him this medication?
kyle kulinski
No, I was largely joking when I said, oh, I'd give him Seroquel, but, you know.
joe rogan
Oh, I thought you were serious.
kyle kulinski
No, Adderall is the thing that I would actually give him.
joe rogan
There's still 2.2 million mail-in ballots to be counted in Pennsylvania, about 87% of the total.
kyle kulinski
Yes, so that means that, you know, I think Pennsylvania is going to, it's Biden, I think.
Sorry.
joe rogan
Really?
kyle kulinski
I do.
He was up six points in the fucking average of the polls coming into today.
It would have been a miracle if Trump pulled it off.
Six points is way outside of the margin of error.
joe rogan
2.2 million is so many.
tim dillon
Of absentee ballots?
kyle kulinski
Six points is way outside of the margin of error.
Trump can maybe swing at three points.
He can't swing at fucking six.
tim dillon
Yeah, but how many of those 2.2 million, let's say 70% of them go to Biden.
Right now, there's a big gap.
There's a six point gap.
joe rogan
Well, it's 2.2 million to be counted.
kyle kulinski
2.2 million.
That's 87% of the vote.
tim dillon
How long is that going to take?
kyle kulinski
Like I said, four or five days maybe.
joe rogan
Why is there so many mail-in ballots in Pennsylvania?
kyle kulinski
Because now, since with COVID, there's a lot of places that have been doing mail-ins, and everybody rushed to the polls to do mail-ins.
tim dillon
Trump lost!
Do you see what happened right now?
Trump won and then he fucking lost.
joe rogan
We are not going to know.
It's going to be up in the air for a long time.
tim dillon
I like this election day and I hope it lasts for six months.
joe rogan
It's kind of crazy that there's like this one state that could literally factor the whole thing.
kyle kulinski
I'm sure you remember this, but in the past, it wasn't Pennsylvania.
It was Ohio did it a lot of times.
Ohio sometimes, Florida other times.
joe rogan
Yeah, sure.
kyle kulinski
So, you know, 2000, it was Florida.
And then you had 2004, I think it was Ohio.
They put it over the edge.
joe rogan
There's never been a situation like this where we're going to go to bed not knowing who the president is.
kyle kulinski
Oh, yeah, there has.
Absolutely.
joe rogan
There's been a ton of the dangling chads thing, right?
kyle kulinski
Well, yeah, but I think even in more elections than that, I think many of them we go to sleep not knowing.
tim dillon
We know, but we kind of know.
joe rogan
The Kerry one, right?
kyle kulinski
Kerry kind of lost, I think, comfortably, actually.
tim dillon
Yeah, this one we really don't know, but a lot of them you would go to bed not knowing, but there was a strong indication.
joe rogan
Wasn't the Kerry one?
Was that the Dangling Chad's one?
No, that was Al Gore in 2000. What was Kerry, though?
kyle kulinski
There was something weird about Kerry.
He ran against Bush, and his argument was all like, yeah, I'm going to keep doing the Iraq War, too, but I'm just smarter than this guy.
joe rogan
No, no, no.
I mean, there was something weird about the election itself.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, there was an issue with the voting machines in Ohio, I'd say.
joe rogan
That's right.
kyle kulinski
It was like a private company that was running them or something.
joe rogan
Diebold.
unidentified
Diebold, that's right.
joe rogan
Did you ever see that documentary, Hacking Democracy?
kyle kulinski
Yes, I did.
joe rogan
That's a terrifying documentary.
tim dillon
That's not fun, is it?
kyle kulinski
I mean, listen, just the fact that all the states do it differently, there's no uniform rules as to how to do this at the federal level.
Each state determines how they're going to do their own election.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's pretty bizarre.
kyle kulinski
So it's wildly different from state to state.
Different rules, different time frames.
joe rogan
How bizarre.
Should we wrap this up?
kyle kulinski
I mean, listen, I don't think we're going to know.
tim dillon
I mean, Trump won and then he lost in this podcast.
kyle kulinski
I don't think we're going to know, Joe.
tim dillon
We'll never know.
We may never know.
joe rogan
People are going to be mad at both of you guys for not voting and me for voting in an irrelevant way.
kyle kulinski
Joe Jorgensen.
tim dillon
Listen, I did what I had to do.
I was going to vote.
I thought about it and I looked at the people doing it and I said, I don't want to be associated with them.
kyle kulinski
So listen, I just want to reiterate this before we finish.
Even though I said it about 78 times tonight.
But we have the list of the states.
Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Virginia.
They don't count the mail-in ballots as they come in.
So they're counting all the votes from today, which are going to skew pro-Trump.
And then after they count the mail-in votes, which skew pro-Biden.
joe rogan
Can we see the states again?
kyle kulinski
So those states, I think, are in play.
joe rogan
Now, let me ask you this.
Is there a path where if Trump wins Pennsylvania, where he could still lose the election?
kyle kulinski
Let me see the map.
Let's see.
If Trump were to win Pennsylvania, and he wins Ohio, and he wins Florida, see, his problem is he's not going to win Wisconsin and Michigan.
I think he might eke out to 78 if he gets...
Yeah, if he gets North Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, I think that might get him there, but I don't...
jamie vernon
I saw a way he could win, or excuse me, Biden could win without getting Pennsylvania, but it would give him 270 exactly, which is like a tough way to...
kyle kulinski
So what would that map be?
jamie vernon
I'm trying to...
I can't check the tweet because you guys are...
I have to get it right on my screen.
kyle kulinski
Look at that, 270 to win, 180 to 209. As of right now, it really all rides on Pennsylvania.
Because I'll tell you what, Michigan and Wisconsin are not going to stay pro-Trump.
They're 100% flipping to Biden because he's up like 8 to 10 points there in the polls, and we haven't counted the mail-ins yet.
So Wisconsin and Michigan are gone for Biden, for sure.
So then it's going to come down to Pennsylvania.
And Arizona, too, a little bit, but it looks like Biden's going to hang on there, which is kind of surprising.
joe rogan
Looks like he's winning it.
kyle kulinski
That's what I'm saying.
joe rogan
It comes down to PA. Arizona is another fucking state where the Californians fled to.
They all went to Phoenix and Tucson.
kyle kulinski
But it's more old suburban retirees.
You know what I mean?
jamie vernon
We're not going to know until tomorrow.
joe rogan
Look at this.
Arizona has always been the X Factor.
If Michigan and Wisconsin go to Biden as the campaigns have expected, then Pennsylvania takes the center stage.
Not necessarily.
Biden could lose Pennsylvania and still win the presidency if he wins Arizona.
Plus Maine...
No, it's split.
kyle kulinski
No, no, no.
Maine 2nd District.
That's not the same as Maine.
It's actually much more likely to go.
joe rogan
Would be 270 on the nose.
Interesting.
kyle kulinski
Yeah, but I think it's going to come down to Pennsylvania.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
What a tight race.
tim dillon
It's a tight race.
kyle kulinski
And you think Trump's not going to raise fucking hell if he's got 268?
Trump's not going to let that shit go.
joe rogan
What can he do?
tim dillon
Supreme Court.
kyle kulinski
He'll say, fuck it, fraudulent this, that's fake, this isn't real.
joe rogan
That's where it gets ugly, right?
That's where we have a real problem in this country.
tim dillon
Yeah, because it's the Supreme Court.
joe rogan
You remember those people that tried to knock the Biden bus off the road?
Yes.
Imagine how they're going to react if they think the Democrats are going to try to steal it.
There was a bunch of shit that was happening.
I don't know if you saw the violence in North Carolina today where people were trying to block the polls.
There was a lot of chaos and police were pepper spraying people at the polls today.
tim dillon
Jeez.
joe rogan
Yeah.
It didn't look good.
tim dillon
Doesn't look good.
joe rogan
It looked awful.
It's like, goddammit, this is voting.
tim dillon
Is there a shot that we don't know the answer tomorrow?
kyle kulinski
Yes, there's a very good shot.
We don't know the answer tomorrow, because it might take a while.
joe rogan
What do you think, if you had to guess?
kyle kulinski
If I had to guess, I think it looks relatively close.
I'd say three days, maybe, we might know the answer.
joe rogan
God, so the weekend.
Perfect timing.
tim dillon
I'll tell you right now.
Flying the fuck out.
joe rogan
Listen.
Yeah, you're getting out under the wire.
tim dillon
I'm getting out tomorrow at 6.30am.
It's perfect.
Smart.
Go right back to the desert.
joe rogan
Pack your shit.
Get ready to move here.
tim dillon
Yeah, it's coming.
Not immediately.
It's coming.
We'll see.
It's coming.
I gotta see.
This might go blue.
joe rogan
I don't think it is.
tim dillon
We'll see.
kyle kulinski
No, I think Trump's hanging on it.
jamie vernon
There's a potential, it's probably very hard, but a potential tie of 269 each.
Wow.
tim dillon
Okay, that would be so good for the country.
joe rogan
Then they fight.
jamie vernon
No idea what happens there.
joe rogan
No, then they slug it out.
tim dillon
Yeah, then they fight.
Duel!
unidentified
Duel!
joe rogan
Imagine if there was a ring that comes out of the basement of the White House.
Rises up.
They climb in and duke it out with those fucking Ong Bak fist things.
kyle kulinski
There was only a 4% chance it would end like that, and it seems like that might happen.
jamie vernon
What happens, do you know?
kyle kulinski
What happens in what?
In case of a tie?
jamie vernon
Yeah.
They re-vote?
kyle kulinski
I think it goes to Congress.
Hold on, let me look.
jamie vernon
Because this is from FiveThirtyEight, who is everyone's favorite account today because of the polls, but it says, in that case, Biden would need to carry either Nebraska or Maine's second congressional district to win.
And I don't know why those two specifically...
kyle kulinski
I'm gonna look.
I actually don't know what happens if it's a tie and I'm gonna look now.
jamie vernon
Does Nancy Pelosi default or something?
kyle kulinski
In the United States, a contingent election is the procedure used to elect a president or vice president in the event that no candidate for one or both of these offices wins an absolute majority of votes in the Electoral College.
A contingent election for the president is decided by a vote of the United States House of Representatives, Congress decides, while a contingent election for the vice president is decided by a vote of the United States Senate.
Oh my god, that's interesting!
Because that would mean...
The Democrats in the House would pick Biden to be president, and then the Republicans in the Senate would pick a Republican to be vice president.
jamie vernon
And then what, the Supreme Court picks?
Does it default?
Does it go further?
kyle kulinski
During a contingent election, each House state delegation casts one vote to determine the president rather than a vote from each representative.
Senators instead cast votes individually for vice president.
The contingent election process was first established in Article 2, Section 1, Clause 3 of the U.S. Constitution.
unidentified
Okay.
kyle kulinski
It was subsequently modified by the 12th Amendment in 1804. The phrase contingent election is now found in the text of the Constitution itself, but has been used to describe the procedure since at least 1823. Wait, so I read over that real quick, and you kind of glossed over it.
jamie vernon
It says that the president and vice president are indirectly elected, so that means they each are picked separately?
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
Right, that's what I just said.
joe rogan
This is really a good system.
kyle kulinski
I know it's going so fast.
tim dillon
This is a very bad system.
kyle kulinski
I said you have the Congress picks the President and then it's the Senate that picks the Vice President.
The Senate is Republican right now and Congress is Democratic right now.
So you'd have a Democrat at the top of the ticket and a Republican at the bottom of the ticket.
tim dillon
I think you'll have a winner.
I think it's just because somebody's going to win.
Somebody's going to win these things.
kyle kulinski
I think it's going to all come down to Pennsylvania and I still think it's very likely Biden wins Pennsylvania because they've got to count all the mail-in ballots and they're overwhelmingly Biden.
But, but, I will say this.
Listen, if, if Biden wins this election and he's got less than 300 electoral votes, yet again, Trump outperformed the polls.
He absolutely outperformed the polls.
Because all the polls coming into today, if you just copied and pasted, it would have been Biden 351 electoral votes.
So that means Trump outperformed the polls yet again if Biden only wins with like 278 or some shit.
joe rogan
So with Pennsylvania in their mail-in votes, like how carefully are those going to be monitored?
Like the counting of them.
This could get really weird.
kyle kulinski
It can get really weird.
It can get really ugly.
We know Trump is probably already going to try to downplay them and get them dismissed.
The Republicans are literally, they're doing lawsuits in certain states to try to get the ballots dismissed.
tim dillon
Why is 70% of the state voting absentee?
kyle kulinski
COVID. COVID. A lot of states have been doing it like that where a lot of people don't want to show up to the polls.
tim dillon
That just seems odd to me because you can go to the grocery store.
You can go somewhere else.
I don't know why you can't pull a lever.
joe rogan
Yeah.
tim dillon
That seems odd.
joe rogan
Seems odd.
kyle kulinski
There are going to be lawsuits where they try to throw them out.
joe rogan
Why Pennsylvania won't finish counting absentee ballots until Friday at the earliest?
unidentified
Oh!
jamie vernon
Oh, that's a long time.
joe rogan
They're busy dealing with Tuesday's in-person voting.
Wow, Friday.
That's nuts.
So here we are on Tuesday.
Wednesday, Thursday.
And then Friday.
kyle kulinski
See?
Three days, like I said.
joe rogan
Oh my god.
Wow.
When Pennsylvania approved so-called no-excuse absentee mail ballots last fall, meaning any voter can request one without citing a reason, the law didn't allow officials to begin canvassing mail ballots until polls close on election night, according to Lisa Shafer, the executive director of the County Commissioner's Association of Pennsylvania.
kyle kulinski
By the way, if Biden loses...
The Democrats will immediately blame the voters as if the voters let him down.
Not that he wasn't a good enough candidate.
Because this is exactly what happened in 2016. They immediately started blaming the voters.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, they're going to be bitter.
You know, people, when they lose, they blame all kinds of fucking other things other than their own performance.
tim dillon
Well, hey.
joe rogan
We had a few filet of fish.
tim dillon
Yeah, we tried.
joe rogan
We had a few laughs.
If people think that we weren't taking things seriously, that's what we're doing.
That's exactly what we're here for.
This is not a serious election show.
But thank you, gentlemen.
tim dillon
Thank you for having us.
kyle kulinski
That was a lot of fun, indeed.
joe rogan
Thank you for coming and explaining things to us.
My pleasure.
You're welcome.
No, that guy.
Thank you for mocking our system.
Thank you, Jamie, for being a big Snopes fan.
Appreciate that.
shell one heart Jesus Christ Jamie's he's a Give him some respect.
kyle kulinski
I know.
I kind of shimmied away from him when I saw him at the door.
I was like, alright, are you good, bro?
joe rogan
He's got the antibodies.
He's the most safe person in this fucking room.
He's coughing his mouth and he'd brush it right off.
Alright, well, that's it, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for tuning in.
I hope I didn't disappoint you too terribly.
Hope you're not mad at me for voting for someone who can't win.
tim dillon
Good luck and enjoy the riots.
joe rogan
Hope you're not mad at Tim Dillon and Kyle Kalinske not voting at all.
unidentified
Yeah.
kyle kulinski
Chaos.
It's going to be chaos coming up in the next few days.
joe rogan
Yeah, I hope.
kyle kulinski
I really think it is.
joe rogan
Boy, I hope we can get through this as a country.
But listen, on the bright side, more people voted than ever.
unidentified
Thank you.
joe rogan
I think we're aware now.
tim dillon
That's a great point.
joe rogan
The importance of voting.
tim dillon
Thank you.
Tim Dillon Show on YouTube.
Good luck.
joe rogan
Tim Dillon has a great show.
You can watch his podcast.
kyle kulinski
Secular Talk.
Secular Talk on YouTube.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, I was going to get to that eventually, but if you want to talk over Tim Dillon's plug, we're New Yorkers, is what we do.
Tim Dillon also is on the road.
He's hitting the road again, starting to do a lot of gigs.
tim dillon
Yeah, we're trying.
We're seeing.
They're cutting capacity.
We're rescheduling some stuff, but we're going to fight through it.
joe rogan
They killed the Chicago show, right?
tim dillon
They're just killing them left.
Then they're also going like, hey, some of these clubs are like, how about doing 24 shows?
And I'm like, no, no, no.
Let's wait two months.
So we'll see.
Well, thank you, guys.
joe rogan
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye, everybody.
unidentified
Peace.
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