Brandon Herrera and Tony Gonzalez dominate the political fallout, while Sacramento 89 retracts false allegations against Thomas Hansen. The episode dissects internet controversies involving Gooseworks' disturbing fetish, Patrick Tomlinson's toxic app, and Nick Fuentes' insincere apologies. Hosts critique H3's alleged abuse, Hassan Piker's militaristic views on Taiwan, and Bossman Jack's gambling spirals. Ultimately, the segment exposes how online toxicity, political polarization, and unchecked behavior erode community trust and safety across gaming and social platforms. [Automatically generated summary]
The shape store is a liminal space, a purgatory for black people.
This tweet, which attached to this video, has approximately a 10-paragraph essay on what this video means to him.
And it's effectively the ideal world for African Americans, he says.
Now, why he says that, I'll leave up to your interpretation.
There are some more shape store videos I can play.
Let's check this out.
Man, I got circles, I got pentagons, I got octagons.
You hear me?
Where the triangle at, man?
Hold on, hold on, look.
I found it.
I found the triangle, dog.
I didn't found the triangle, Dan.
That's the one right here.
Look at it.
Bright yellow.
Triangle.
Triangle.
Over 500,000 of y'all.
Now, this one, this is awesome.
Like, AI.
I thought this one was real.
I thought this video was real when I saw it.
Even though it says AI isolation, it got me.
I didn't know what the fuck this was.
I thought it was real.
Over 500,000 of y'all motherfuckers pulled up the grass with shapes yesterday, and now I'm backed up with 8 million orders.
To show my gratitude, I just opened this new little online website.
Pull up to the shop and grasp some shapes at infinitearchive.net.
It's the same shape, same price.
Look, $5 for the blind box right here.
I think there's another one where he shows his way.
Oh, this one.
So there's like continuity.
I'm like, he's showing his shapes.
He's showing them.
Man, just open my new little shop in the neighborhood.
This right here, the shape store.
We got everything in here, man.
Hexagons, octagons, pentagons, septagons, all that.
Squares, circles, whatever shape you need, I got it.
Ain't nobody else got no shape store like this.
I thought my first impression as someone, like an old person being exposed to television and radio for the first time, was I thought that this was the original video.
You know, this guy owned like some sort of carpentry store just based off like what was in the background and his old ass TV.
He's like, okay, so this guy lives in our city.
He's got this super old ass computer that's like his checkout system.
And he's a carpenter.
He got bored one day.
He was like, I'm open to shapes, though.
And he just recorded this video as like a joke.
And then I thought everything else after it was like fake.
You know, like it was like AI memes about the shape store or people pretending to be like super hyped up by the shapes.
And then I looked into it and no, it's this guy.
Oh, wait, that's the wrong tab.
It's this guy's weird ass fucking essay about the shape store.
And this was the original video.
And this is like a follow-up to that original video.
So it was very profound to me.
I had a boomer moment where I was trying to decipher what the fuck I was looking at.
Because honestly, these two videos in particular, these look real.
This looks like a black guy like doing like a skit.
The most suspicious thing about this black guy showing off his shapes is the fact he says septagon.
Septagon broke literally.
Unironically, when I watched this septagon, that's a fancy word.
It's a $2 word right there.
So that honestly, that broke my suspension of disbelief more than anything else in the video that was actually in the video.
But through sheer force of will, through multiple repeat watches and through glancing over every other word in this long-ass tweet that I closed with the second time, I have deduced that, no, this is like a avant-garde AI creation.
Septagon Broke Literally00:04:47
Okay.
Okay.
So.
That is the shape store.
Welcome to Mad at the Internet, the worst podcast ever recorded.
We're talking about drama today.
We're talking about a lot of news, actually, more news than drama, I think, for this episode.
Don't blame me.
Blame the fat retards not doing anything.
I needed to put out like a search party to find somebody that's actually entertaining so I could talk about them for once.
Because our usual suspect, actually, one of our usual suspects is at the peak right now, and everybody else sucks ass.
So we're going to have to find somebody new.
We're going to have to find somebody new, chat.
A drama-style news show.
That's pretty accurate.
What if you took all of the notes of the Kiwi farms and all of the notes of like Fox News television and you gave them to somebody with no caffeine and early on set dementia?
And you said, figure this shit out.
You have to talk for three hours.
Bam, boom.
You've gotten that at the internet.
A podcast that sounds like it's at 0.5x speed for most of the time.
Six needs to put out more videos, man.
Dude, I was told two weeks and you're over the caffeine withdrawals.
I feel like I have been unplugged that my lithium-ion battery is like on low.
I'm on low energy mode.
It's not coming back.
I fucked up my brain with too much caffeine and it's just not coming back.
There's no hope for me.
Okay.
So first, PIX11 News reports that a chocolate syrup called boner bears is being recalled nationwide because it contains a male sexual enhancement drug not listed on the product label.
Now you would think it would be right in the name.
And I thought, okay, is this like an herbal enhancement thing where it's sort of like a non-FDA approved?
Like, no, really, this helps with your vascular system.
And people were buying the boner bears off of Amazon.
No, this is a packet.
It looks like a packet of like applesauce that you give a child, but it has little bears on it.
This guy very kindly posted this.
So now I know what the fuck it looks like.
It looks like an applesauce packet for a child, but it's filled with chocolate syrup.
And they sell this at gas stations.
So if you're like down bad and you're buying like a 40 for you and your bitch at the gas station and you're like, oh shit, I can't get it up because all my drug addictions have modified my penis for the worse over the years.
You can pick up your child applesauce packet of chocolate syrup.
And apparently what they do is they prop up these shell companies.
They make a product.
They infiltrate it with like gray market Chinese Viagra.
And then they sell it at gas stations.
And everyone knows that this contains undisclosed drugs.
And people buy it because they want the Viagra.
And then eventually the FDA shuts it down, but they've already made all their money and nobody gets in trouble, I guess.
So they just keep doing it.
It was like when spice was a thing.
This was a really big deal in Florida where they kept modifying the Molecule of THC synthetically, and they would sell it in like gas stations next to the little crack pipes that have flowers in them because they're just totally vases, guys.
They're totally innocuous pieces of glass that they sell at gas stations.
And every time the FDA would ban them, they would recall all that shit and then they would modify the molecule a little bit again and then sell it again as a different kind of spice or whatever.
And they just kept doing this.
So I guess this has entered the Viagra market and now they're doing this with Chinese Viagra.
So if you are like absolutely, your life is over.
You're not even trying anymore and you're just trying to get your dick sucked and trying to drink a 40-ounce in piece.
You got boner bears chocolate sauce to get you through your morbid, decrepit evening.
And honestly, I support this because if you're in the gas station buying boner bear chocolate sauce, you're not breaking into somebody's house, okay, and stealing their toaster.
Because as I've learned in the last two weeks, toasters are an extraordinarily rare appliance that you cannot fucking find no matter how many apartments you rifle through.
Ladyboys Beat Indian Men00:03:43
Next.
This is a beach in Thailand, to tourist beach.
And an Indian man decided, hey, let's go to the beach and let's sexually assault people as we do.
And one of the Thai people that he decided to have a little kerfuffle with, unfortunately for him, was a ladyboy, not a woman, a ladyboy.
And that means that, of course, the ladyboy was stronger than he was.
Sorry.
I imagine that if you live in Thailand, half the reason of going to this beach is that you get to see ladyboys just beat the fuck out of Indian men.
Like if that was a, if that was a, like a sideshow attraction in Jacksonville, where you could just go to Jack's Beach and see trannies beat the fuck out of Indians, I'd go every day.
I'd be fit.
I'd be swimming around all the time.
Like, ah, look, another one.
Like, okay, I would be, I would be peak physique.
Okay.
I'd be entertained, moist in my zone.
Class.
American beaches only have used HIV needles.
They don't have such entertainment.
Next, the United States federal penitentiary system.
Beth Schwatzapple.
Black Apple?
Is that the name of the song?
No, Bad Apple is the name of the song.
Okay.
Beth reports that the federal prison system will stop providing gender-affirming care, medical, or social transition care to almost, what the fuck does almost any mean?
Almost any transgender person under a new policy released by the Bureau of Prisons today.
Gender identity, the policy states, is disconnected from biological reality and sex.
It does not provide a meaningful basis for identification.
This move upends nine years of federal policy and will affect more than 1,000 people diagnosed with gender dysphoria in prisons across the country.
You know what I've seen recently?
They no longer refer to inmates as inmates.
Like you can't say, oh yeah, This inmate, it's a tranny that raped a child.
You can no longer say this.
You can have to say, it's a person in custody.
They have a new PXX word, like P-O-C, P-I-C, person in custody, which is a, or which is a very nice way of saying raped a child and is in jail for it or prison, rather.
Sorry, there's a distinction there.
But customers, yeah.
We, well, we honestly, it is, it is a testament to how retarded this country is and how deliberately malicious it is.
That when the first report of a pregnant inmate from a tranny raping her did not like trigger an immediate reversal, this policy and a death penalty basically for everybody, everybody affected by it.
That's just over.
It's like that should never be a headline, and we never should have tolerated it for another second afterwards.
But no, we had to tolerate it, yep.
Sponsors Pull Over Hasidic Jews00:02:10
Uh, next, uh, Tyler Olive Olive Oliveira.
I don't know how to pronounce this because it's not, I want to say Oliviera, but I don't think that's right.
I think it's like Olive, I don't know, Oliviera.
I'm going to say that.
Tyler Oliviera has announced that after his expose on the Hasidic Jew community in New Jersey, New Joise, he is banned from Patreon.
He says they banned me for this.
Let's hear him.
What does my boy got to say?
Less than 24 hours.
That's how long it took for Patreon to delete my account after I uploaded a video titled, I exposed New Jersey's Jewish Invasion.
No warning, no first strike, no option to take down any videos.
The entire account deleted overnight.
Over the last few years, I've made videos critical of countless groups: Somalis in Minneapolis, Haitians in Springfield, Ohio, corrupt Christian mega churches, Pakistani Muslim rape gangs in England, Indians throwing cow poop at each other, drug addicts, pimps, prostitutes, gangsters, everyone.
And not a single platform blinked.
But the moment I made a video about Hasidic Jews using welfare to support families of up to eight to ten kids, my sponsors pulled out.
In fact, old sponsors called me and said, Hey, you need to delete the sponsorship we had in your video that's two years old.
And the ADL even has the audacity to publish an article saying that my video harkens back to age-old anti-Semitic stereotypes for asking Hasidic Jews what they do for a living and if they're on welfare.
How do they afford eight to ten kids?
Here's what I've learned: when they can't call you a liar, they attack your name.
When attacking your name doesn't work, they pressure your sponsors.
When you don't need the sponsors because you have the direct financial support from your viewers using websites like Patreon, they delete your Patreon.
They don't want me to have a platform.
Fine, I built my own.
TylerRaw.com.
No middlemen, no censorship, just the truth.
How long do you think it's going to take if he keeps attacking them?
Like, they're just going to yank his fucking credit card processors.
Shutting Down RuneScape00:08:05
Is this guy going to be the one that like figures it out?
Oh, he gets banned from processing payments.
Donald Trump, I'm a big YouTuber.
I'm also like Mexican or something.
Can you like help me out?
And he's like, sure, buddy, I got you.
We're going to upend that system.
Okay.
We'll see.
I wish him luck in circumventing Patreon.
And Pat that many.
He follows me?
Really?
That's cool.
Maybe I should reach out to him.
We can go to India together and throw poop at each other.
It'll be a fun time.
We'll go have some curry.
All right.
Good luck with that, buddy.
Portuguese.
Oh, ideas, Neo.
I said he was Mexican.
Now he's going to unfollow me.
I'm blocked after this one.
High guard.
I talked about High Guard.
I love it.
I love these.
I don't know why.
Maybe I'm just like a could it be fair to categorize me as a angry misanthrope who just enjoys seeing the suffering of others?
Because if so, that would definitely explain why I love seeing games like this crash and burn after two months.
Oh, what?
You raised an entire dev team of thousands of people and you spent tens of millions of dollars over several years, several years of their lives put into this product, and then they launch it like a ship's first voyage and it just immediately fucking sinks off the coast.
Oh, tragedy.
There's actually, it's actually kind of remarkable to think about the amount of human suffering that's probably related when these games fail.
I know some or even most of the people there are going to be code monkeys and they're just making a product and they're getting a paycheck.
But, you know, a lot of them they saw making video games as like this dream job.
And their dream is that they want to be a part of making something really special that they remember when they were 13 or whatever and they were playing their favorite game.
They're playing Halo and how many hours they sank into Halo.
And they're like, I want to make something that's so fucking cool that everybody talks about it.
All the kids at school talk about it.
They meet up after school and they play their game together.
And that's it.
It's High Guard.
It's going to be awesome.
It's got all their favorite shit in it.
It's going to be super successful.
And then you start getting nervous because you start hearing some problems.
And then you hear the reaction to the trailer.
And you're like, oh no.
And then after several years of working around the clock to make this thing that you had high hopes for, gone.
Two months.
Two months high guard lasted following in the steps of Concord, a game that lasted, I think, less than two weeks.
I guess that's a magnitude of what?
What's the difference between two weeks and two months for?
It lasted four times longer.
So there's another one.
It's called Marathon.
I don't even know what the fuck Marathon is.
Honestly, I saw some game footage of High Guard.
I watched a Brazilian, the number one streamer for this game on Twitch when it came out was a Brazilian Tranny with 200 viewers.
I'm not joking.
That's true.
And it's literally like an Ark Raiders extraction looter, but sort of like Apex Legends and how it plays.
And you also can spawn a horse under yourself like it's World of Warcraft because they have to be able to sell mounts to people too.
And then apparently it's like 3v3.
So it's like the most bizarre mashup of hero shooter and looter extraction ever.
And yeah, it looks ugly.
It's just like they have no clear vision for this except market trends, which is why it failed because Arc Raiders is like the most popular game on Steam right now that's not Counter-Strike or Dota.
And obviously that's going to win.
And if you want to play a hero shooter, you have so many options.
So like it could appeal to possibly nobody.
And the numbers are so low.
What's weird though?
And this is a point that somebody made that I in the thread that I found really insightful because back in the day when an MMORPG came out and it had its peak and then it fell to the wayside like Maple Story.
Let's do Maple Story.
You know, Maple Story, it would be ridiculous to say that Maple Story is anywhere near its peak.
I'm sure it's at like less than a thousandth of what it was back in the day.
But Maple Story is still around.
Can boot up MapleStory and you can play MapleStory OG, and it's exactly like how the game was when you were a kid.
And the reason why is that it costs almost nothing to manage a service like this.
You got to have like two people pushing out some content, you got to have like one guy that knows how the servers work could probably be one of the two people that push out the fucking content.
And then you have to have like an accountant.
Like you can have a skeleton crew, and then the servers that were playing that you bought when you were running the game in 2008 are going to be the same servers that can run the game in 2026, right?
I mean, it's probably much cheaper.
You could probably manage, you know, the old days traffic on much fewer servers today.
And that only calls costs a couple thousand dollars.
So you already have that infrastructure.
You have the people, and it doesn't cost anything to keep collecting that paycheck.
It's still profitable.
So Nexon keeps it around.
What's weird about this is that you built this game, you spent tens of millions of dollars into it, and then you shut it down in two months.
And the only reason that can make sense is that 100% of this game was scaffolded on something like AWS, which is a service by Amazon.
And that's how Amazon undercuts brick and mortar businesses.
They don't need a profit margin because their profits come directly from the US government leasing AWS and big enterprise companies leasing AWS.
So instead of having like servers that you like buy and manage and put into like a data center that people play on, they rely entirely on AWS.
And therefore, it's completely impossible for them to keep this product they invested tens of millions of dollars into online because they lose money just from keeping it online.
Whereas back in the day, if you wanted to host a game, you would buy a server, you install the software on it, and then you have a server.
It costs, you know, $1,000 a month for your cage in a data center.
Your server's already bought.
You don't have to rebuy it.
So the entire structure from the ground up for HighGuard and all these new games is fundamentally rotten.
Nobody in these companies even knows how to set up the network or the computers that it runs on.
They have to lean on AWS because that's what they're used to.
They literally can't do what they did back in the day when they set up a game like this.
And that orientates kind of, you know, when Seam or TFC first started doing crates and cosmetics and stuff, they own their servers, obviously.
So they make tons of fucking money.
But then the entire scheme kind of like did this in reverse where now it's like we expect to make tons of fucking money from these crates and shit.
And we're going to push this out as fast as we can on AWS.
But then that puts the horse before the cart.
And now you have, you know, $50,000 month-to-month AWS fees for something that's not going to make any money.
So they have to shut it down like immediately to like not go completely bankrupt and lose everything.
It's a really interesting shift in technology, broader technology, not just video game stuff, where it's like, you know, RuneScape is still around.
I'm sure it makes decent money.
It recently got bought out by a Chinese company, but it's like, I'm sure that they have all their servers still.
I'm sure that they have MapleStory has all their fucking servers and they can stay up for 20 years because they don't have to pay Jeff Bezos for the privilege.
Anyways, yeah, put the whatever, the cart before the horse.
AWS Fees Before the Cart00:03:50
You know what the fuck I mean?
Okay.
I can speak broken sentences with broken English and you'll know exactly what I mean because my audience and I are completely in sync.
Oh, by the way, the funniest thing about this is they say this is our final update and we're going to close down on March 12th.
But the team is excited to release one final game update to enjoy in remaining life of the game.
We will be adding a new character, new weapon, account level progression and skill trees.
So your game has a mortality of 10 days after this is launched, and you're going to add account level progression.
I honestly, I should have, I think you have to, oh, it's a free game.
I was thinking I should do like a thing, but I figured it wouldn't be funny enough to justify it.
Like the speedrun community should try to max out their characters.
Like if a bunch of people from like a speedrunning discord say, I got to get the max level in high guard before it fucking collapses.
I thought that would be funny, but it didn't happen.
Okay, as far as I know, maybe there'll be a post after it closes like who got the highest level in high guard.
And there will be like, you, Reddit, Troon, 40, 42.
And he'll be like, I got to level, you know, 41% before I gave up.
That's it.
That's it.
So there you go.
High guard closed.
This is a real video published by the UK's terrorism police with a stern warning to the young men of England.
Let's listen.
I just got all my device taken away by the police.
Couldn't believe it.
How are you recording this then?
Ah, already his story's falling apart.
This is a TikTok video, and I'm supposed to believe he's doing it without a phone or without any computer devices.
It's fucking, fucking bullshit.
Mum couldn't believe it.
I might get a criminal record and not be able to go to college.
I only shared a link.
I just thought it was funny.
But it was terrorist content.
And that is not a game.
It's real life.
Before I was bussing with me hat cut, but I wasn't.
It was terrorist content.
Civil war is coming to, dude, fucking cope.
There is no group of people I feel less confident a civil war can occur in than the UK.
That country is fucked.
All this shit about like reclaim England or whatever the fuck not happening.
I'm sorry.
I know I have a lot of like UK listeners.
I'm going to be asking you for your money here shortly.
But you're fucked.
Sorry.
There's like, I can't war game in my head how this works.
Unless you're expecting like the United, unless there's like a war where it's like the Englishmen are coming out the pub and they're just fucking like gobsmacking all the British feminine police and stealing their guns.
And then the war starts and Donald Trump is like airdropping crates of supplies like it's fucking Call of Duty.
I don't know.
Maybe then, but outside of that, I don't think what's happening.
Okay.
So yeah, one of the most like insanely on the nose, if you share something on the internet, you can be arrested.
You can have a criminal record at the age of 12 and you won't get into uni.
Think twice before you share a link.
It's like, is that really, is that honestly the civilization that you want to live in?
You want to live in a closed door society where every single thing that you do is monitored by the government.
And if you share a link, you can be a fucking criminal.
Criminal Records at Age 1200:03:40
And it's just like, the answer is yes.
I think honestly, the answer is yes.
And if you took the white British and you polled everybody over the age of 30 about what they thought about clamping down on terrorist content and making sure that everything is on camera 24-7, I think like 70% of them would be like, yeah, obviously we can't have any fucking hate speech.
It's a shame, isn't it?
So I have no, it's, that's, I like, no, yeah, no, fucking one.
70% of them limit it.
No, I'm saying the white British people love the boot.
I'm saying that, you know, you might be real angry because you're the youth and shit, but no.
Ask your mom, ask your dad, what do you think about this video?
And they'll probably think, oh, that's a good message about not sharing Taiwan's content.
You don't want that.
Just saying.
Speaking, oh, okay, well, egg on my face.
Here's what's going on in the land of freedom.
So Gavin Newsom, a robot cyborg with a flash suit, has passed a law saying that operating systems will need to have some form of age verification at setup.
If you don't know what an operating system is, let me explain.
There is no actual clear delineation between an operating system and just computer code.
So theoretically, the kernel and a bunch of programs put together form an operating system.
You have the Linux kernel, and then you have usually the GNU core utilities or the new core utility.
I like to say GNU.
I don't know if that's correct, but I will continue to say that.
Then you have the GNU core utilities, and you smash that together, and you have an operating system.
Windows has its own kernel and its own suite of software, and so does Macintosh.
But Macintosh uses a lot of Unix software as well, but it has the Unix kernel or whatever.
Broadly speaking, that's how that works.
So anything that is a kernel and software is an operating system, which is why a calculator company is no longer going to sell calculators in California, because strictly speaking, the kernel, which operates the hardware of the calculator and the software that crunches numbers on it, put together is an operating system.
And adding age verification is outside the scope of that.
So there's actually, I had this conversation.
This is a conversation I had with Frederick many years ago where he explained to me what an operating system is.
And there is Linux without GNU and there is BSD with GNU and there's BSD without GNU.
Many different, many different mix and match combinations of these softwares, which is why there's so many different flavors of Linux.
So the age verification shit, like, I think I talked about this last stream.
I don't know what to think about this because it's so obviously retarded and they're going full bore ahead with it and it's so obviously evil in their intentions to do this.
And I don't know, I don't know what to do.
I have a nonprofit, but doesn't have any money.
And it's just us.
So am I supposed to like try and spearhead some kind of thing to like stop the age verification?
Should I shill people to go watch the EFF or whatever?
Are they going to fix it?
Are they really going to fix it?
I don't know.
And I just realized that my kick wasn't added to my counter.
It's just, it's a very moneyed interest.
Wikipedia Sources Controlled00:07:55
The big money out there benefits enormously from being a monopoly.
And it's just a reality that we have where the burden of regulation and compliance is so enormous that fewer and fewer companies can exist who meet that regulation.
It's like that with the automotive industry.
Like who can afford to make a car company today?
You have Amazon and you have Tesla because they're bootstrapped by billionaires that can upfront the billion dollar costs to meet the compliance of the regulatory agencies that oversee their industries.
It's going to increasingly become the same thing with technology.
When I was a kid, anybody could put a A website on the internet, and from this, you had an indescribable boon of imagination and ingenuity, creativity, economic output.
It was just the best thing ever.
And now, to make a put a website on the internet, first of all, you have to put it on somebody else's VPS because you're not going to be able to put it on your own hardware or your own IPs without thousands of dollars of upfront cost.
You then are exposed to the internet through an ISP, which can turn you off at any moment.
You probably don't have DDoS protection, especially if you're poor.
So, you have to put your service through Cloudflare.
Then you have to actually filter out attacks.
So, do you have some sort of way to deal with child pornography?
Because if anyone uploads child pornography, you're obligated by law to report it to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Kids.
You have age verification, that's coming.
They're just going to keep adding burdens to this to make it so that, especially, you cannot put any website on the internet that allows user engagement.
It's just going to get worse and worse constantly.
And it's just like people want this, though.
Like, even I moral fag, like, I've moral fagged at Roblox or Roblox or I forgot and Discord because they're basically child rape factories.
I feel like that's a, I think that's a pretty adequate way of describing these internet services.
They're child rape factories.
And it's like, well, the platform should do more to protect kids because the kids is getting raped and shit.
But it's like, well, I'm kind of doing the British thing.
I'm doing the thing where it's like, well, that's a good message about not letting the kids get boogered in the bums.
Well, well, that comes back to bite me, my moral fagging, because now what's going to happen when they say you have to add age verification for the Kiwi Farms?
Like, what do I do?
Honestly, how do I verify somebody's age without asking for an ID, which I can't do?
Elon can do it.
Zuckerberg would love to do it.
Reddit would fucking love to do it.
I guess we're going to have some sort of ID.gov, and you're going to have to log in through that mechanism.
They already have that.
They have like ID.
I think it's literally.me.gov or ID.gov.
So just how it is.
So yeah, if you have any ideas on how to upturn the entire geopolitical space to defeat age verification, go ahead and let me know.
Write me an email.
I'm curious to hear what you have to say.
England's in a better state than the U.S. Speaking of England, London PR firm rewrites Wikipedia for governments and billionaires.
Founded by Kier Stahmers, comms chief, Portland helps rich clients protect their reputation with a shady off-the-book service.
So since Wikipedia is the service that anybody can edit, that includes billionaire firms, and because Wikipedia has an extremely narrow, this is exactly, I know, this is exactly what Liz Fung Jones was wanting to do.
You use connections in the media to get articles about you that say all the things that you want them to say, just like a little bullshit puff piece on any website that Wikipedia trusts.
Then the editors can go to the Wikipedia page and remove anything that is not strictly sourced by their rules and make a big fuss.
And then they can link to their own puff pieces that they've paid for from trusted sources and you can get it to say whatever the fuck you want it to say.
And that's like in Wikipedia is what AIs trust.
Wikipedia is what search engines trust.
And they're just going to completely and totally dominate the narrative of absolutely everything through this very, very easy mechanism that appears to be for the best interest.
No, you cannot write that because it's not sourced.
Obviously, things that are written into Wikipedia should be sourced, but then you realize that the source list is controlled for trusted sources.
Independent journalists can go absolutely fuck themselves.
And original research is not allowed.
Original research, by the way, can be documents from trust, like government sources.
Like you can't link a government source in a contested article and say, look, the government is saying this.
I want to cite this in my article.
You have to wait for a fucking New York Times editor to eat it and throw it up for you through his own lens before it can be included into Wikipedia, which of course allows the editor to not mention certain things or to re-embellish certain things in a different lens.
So this is our open and free internet with a wiki that everybody can edit.
Next, Microsoft is dead set on ruining Minecraft.
They are enforcing a cock, a code of conduct on all their servers, including the old ones.
This is 2B2T, which, if you don't know, is the largest Minecraft anarchy server.
As the name implies, an anarchy server is anarchy.
There are no rules.
There are no build protections.
There's nothing of the sort.
So the entire server is kind of a fucking nightmare.
And it has a very long history with a very complex build that's been steadily worked on over decades.
And Microsoft said in and said, look, if you want your server to be connectable from our official app, you have to ban certain words.
And the community has deduced that these words are drugs, furry, hoe, ass, cocaine, whore, shit, fuck, penis, vagina, cock, slut, fucker, and heroin.
Which sounds like bad news, but the good news is the source code for the 2026 version of Minecraft on PS3 has been leaked by 4chan.
This is a port of the Java version into C that was made for the PS3.
And it could allow people to create pirate versions of Minecraft that can somehow circumvent their launchers and stuff, which is good news.
So the N-Word is fine.
The N-word is always okay.
Don't you worry about it.
Some fucker, some fucker from Japan released this for sure.
That's very risky, though, for a Japanese person from Sony to release this source code.
Because if this is found out, the Japanese government will execute him.
There's no country on earth that has stronger copyright laws than Japan.
It's an extraordinary dishonor brew to spray to steal somebody's copyrighted content.
It's way too fucking hot today.
That's my theory.
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It's like 80 degrees.
And then on the Reddit, should I save this?
Not really.
It's not really a moment of Zen Reddit segment.
On the Reddit side, they're banning blockbots.
As they have said, they are going to change SaferBot and Hive Protect so that if you post in something like our Orange Man Good, you will not automatically be banned from every subreddit on the entire fucking site.
I think at some point they've realized maybe their marketing team put this together.
Maybe one of their investors complained.
That's probably what it was.
Some like billionaire cocksucker that owns like a huge chunk of Reddit from his investment firm tried to post on something and then immediately got banned from half a site by SaferBot.
So he like complained.
And now they're like, oh, we're going to have to change this.
It just goes to show you that investors are your friends and capitalism does work.
Okay.
It's true.
The Reddit Jannys will get a raise.
They will, their salary, because they're going to have to do way more sweeping when the Chuds brigade, like you're talking about over the Chuds, man, when that R trans with like seven A's and eight N's gets a viral post on Elon Musk's Nazi website and the Chuds start brigading.
That's a pizza day.
That's an emergency pizza day.
It's like the Pentagon, okay?
When the Chuds start invading, all the pizza places in the most paused parts of the entire country light up on the map and they're busier than usual.
The pizzas are going out.
They're cracking open a monster.
I'm like, we got to fucking sweep it up today.
These Chuds, our safer bot and Hive Protect has failed us.
This post is getting brigaded.
Trans rights are being stomped on.
And we got to fuel up for some sweeping today.
Okay.
So Islamic terrorists killed a bunch of people in Texas.
And now the state House of Representatives.
Wait, no, the real?
This is like the actual House of Representatives for Texas, for the federal one?
That's what it looks like.
We write in the immediate aftermath of the terrorist attack on the citizens of Austin, Texas, in the early morning hours of Sunday, a gunman opened fire on innocent citizens gathered along the West 6th Street, killing two Americans and wounding 14 others before being shot and killed by Austin police officers.
The FBI has confirmed it is investigating the incident as an act of terrorism.
I remember that he shot up like a really like a nightlife part of town and the police arrived on the scene within like 56 seconds, I want to say, which led to some conspiratorial thinking, but it's literally just that they put cops, they like station cops in these nightlife areas because there might be like a fight or something to take care of.
So some cop was sitting there at the, you know, on the street corner talking and they heard gunshots and responded and shot him.
So he reacted, brought him down, and probably saved a bunch of people in the process.
But now in response to this, because he was on an H-1B visa, he, the representatives from Texas are asking that H-1Bs be completely and totally stopped, which is a dead meme, unfortunately.
They've already moved on to opt visas and some other fucking bullshit.
They don't have the balls to just say, send them all fucking back.
Who gives a shit?
Fuck them.
But this is a push in the right direction.
So if you are feeling very pin and papery today and you are in the fine state of Texas and your representative happens to be on this list of people, you could write their office.
You could call them and say, hey, I saw that letter about banning the fucking Indians.
And don't even say H-1Bs.
Just say, I saw you write that letter about banning the fucking Indians.
And bravo, we got to get rid of all the fucking Indians in this state, all of them.
And just say it like that.
Just honestly, don't sugarcoat your words anymore.
Just say, the Jeets are getting kicked out.
We're eating them.
I support this.
Thank you.
All right.
So this is something that was like a big spectacle in the USPG thread.
Honestly, honestly, one of the best threads on the entire site.
Real, real bros with many golded, gilded banners.
Honestly, one of the best places on the entire site.
Very gold in there.
So I like them a lot.
They've been monitoring this situation very closely as they do.
And last two years ago, Brendan Herrera, who looks a lot like Dick Masterson if Dick Masterson were like handsome and like buff and really loved guns.
And this guy ran for Congress and he lost, but he made them spend millions of dollars in campaigning to defeat him because the guy that was in the, sorry, the guy that was in the seat was super pro-APEC and they paid a bunch of money for him.
And APAC even said, God, I should find this.
Hold up.
I should find this right now.
From Apec Herrera.
Here we go.
Congratulations to AIPAC-sponsored pro-Israel candidate Tony Gonzalez on your primary election victory.
We are proud to help you defeat anti-Israel candidate Brandon Herrera in the Republican primary.
Being pro-Israel is good policy and good politics.
So I think, I don't know if he ran.
Oh, this is the wrong person.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Sorry, that's the wrong person I was thinking of.
I had these two lined up and I fucked myself over.
Okay, so back during 2016 in the MAGA days, you had Dan Crenshaw who had like this, he looks really cool.
I think he's like a former like service member or some shit.
He's a part of the House of Representatives in Texas.
But he became super, super, super pro-Israel over time.
So he lost his appeal to the MAGA chuds who now refer to him as Dan Crenshaw.
And then he lost his seat to Steve Toth, who was much more conservative.
I think Hardin's opinion of him is that he sucks, but he sucks less.
Actually, no, I think his wording was, they both suck, but it's good to see Dan Crenshaw lose.
Was his opinion on this matter?
So just so you know, Dan Crenshaw has lost his seat.
Fuck him.
That's the opinion here.
That's the official natty opinion on this.
Then we have this upset where Tony Gonzalez lost to Brandon Herrera, the gun guy from YouTube that many, many, many, many people love.
And for once, I have actually nothing bad to say about somebody.
Very cool guy.
He has been in politics.
He wants to win.
He wants to defend gun rights.
He's in Texas.
He has strong opinions about the demographic makeup of Texas and our involvement in foreign wars.
And when he lost in 2024, he said that he ran a great campaign.
He lost, but he knows it's a long struggle.
He'll get him next year.
Uh-rah, that kind of shit.
And he was very pleased that APAC had to spend millions of dollars to keep Tony Gonzalez in office.
Money, which you could say now, is up in flames, chat, because Tony Gonzalez has lost the primary race for a decisive victory.
It's complicated, okay?
They do it like a Brazilian-style runoff.
If nobody takes 50%, then it goes to a runoff election between the next of the top two candidates.
And then somebody obviously will get 50% after that.
Brandon Herrera beat Tony Gonzalez in the first election, but did not get 50%.
So therefore, it must proceed to the runoff election.
It is very impressive for an outsider with no political experience like Brandon to beat the incumbent already.
So that's crazy.
And then they were preparing for the runoff campaign.
However, Tony Gonzalez has resigned.
Brandon Herrera is therefore by default going to be the winner of the runoff.
And he will be the Republican candidate for congressman in that district.
And he'll probably win because of what district it is, meaning that he will be our first YouTuber in Congress.
And I can't say that there would be a better option for such a person than Mr. Herrera or Representative Herrera as we will be referring to him in the near future.
However, what's really interesting about this is not just that Tony Gonzalez burned all of APAC's money.
What caused him to resign is that he had an affair.
And what is interesting about that affair is that it resulted in the death, as it says here, the aide died by suicide, which is a very nice, polite way of saying committed suicide.
However, what even this fails to explain is that this woman did not just die by suicide.
She set herself on fire.
She self-immolated like a Buddhist fucking monk or that guy that died in front of the Israeli embassy in Washington, D.C.
So whatever happened, if you accept the narrative, whatever happened with her was so traumatic that she actually wanted to fuck this guy over as much as possible and set herself on fire.
If you believe the narrative.
Dying by fire is a pretty horrific way to die.
I'm sure many of you would choose anything else before dying by fire.
Drowning is also pretty horrific and slow and painful, but you might choose that over burning yourself to death because that is like the most excruciating fucking thing I can think of.
You might think, oh, it would suck to be kicked out of a plane because then you have several minutes to think about your impending death with no way to avoid it.
But you might choose that over the agony of dying by fire.
So there is suspicion that Tony Gonzalez did not just drive this woman to commit suicide through their affair, but actually murdered her.
So this is who they backed.
They knew about this.
And it was only until he lost the runoff to Brandon Herrera that the GOP told him, drop the fuck out, you retard.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're wasting our money.
And he did.
So he issued an apology even.
Here's his apology regarding his affair.
Wait, wait.
This is not the clip.
Oh, buddy.
I thought this was the clip I had lined up.
He said that he made some mistakes.
Okay.
I made a mistake.
I had a lapse in judgment.
Where is the skin the transcript real quick?
Here we go.
Oh, yeah.
You know, very, very direct PAGS.
I made a mistake and I had a lapse in judgment and there was a lack of faith.
And I take full responsibility for those actions.
Since then, I've reconciled with my wife Angel.
I've asked God to forgive me, which he has.
That's quite presumptuous.
God, are we cool, bro?
Yes, Tony.
Win the election, bro.
Take that APAC money.
I will.
Thank you, God.
Christian, go, go and APAC to the extreme.
Thank you, Father.
I will.
Thank you, Holy Father.
I will.
This guy, by the way, has six children, six.
So this guy has six kids with his wife, who I'm sure is lovely, of course.
We respect women on this channel, obviously.
And then he fucks around with the aide, and that blows up in his face in almost a literal sense because she sets herself on fire.
So really, honestly, could not be a bigger piece of shit.
And we thank him for his service and making sure that a YouTuber that we actually like wins and goes to Congress.
Congratulations, Brandon Herrera.
We salute you, sar.
Please kick out all the Jeets.
We're begging you.
And by the way, you might notice there might be some responses to this comment here.
Oh, look, this one has 10,000 likes.
That's pretty good.
Let's read this, the super chat by, I guess he has to be some sort of like influencer or something, something really, something really popular.
This guy called that stealthy geek, Patrick S. Tomlinson, he says, buddy, a lapse in judgment is door dashing $45 of Taco Bell at 3 in the morning, abusing your elected power to demand a married subordinate give you nudes and sodomy sodomy to the point that she has a psychotic break and lights herself on fire while your wife is at home with your six kids is not.
Very, very strong words from this guy.
And I gotta say, I agree with him.
What a take.
The easiest take to make in the whole fucking world, but what a take.
Totally agree, my dude.
And he missed his opportunity, really, to say, enjoy prison murder.
That would really have sealed the deal, but he wanted this one to go viral.
So he toned it back.
What's really funny, by the way, is that he's arguing with his alogs from the concept.
He just can't stop.
Yeah, he just can't stop doing it.
Treaty with stripes.
This is the joint statement by House Republican leadership.
The ethics committee did an investigation into Tony Gonzalez's conduct, and we urged them to, or has announced investigation.
And they said, fuck off.
Even not Dax Herrera, Brandon Herrera says, I'd like to thank Speaker Johnson and House Leadership for holding Congressman Tony Gonzalez accountable for his actions that have tarnished the office.
I'm looking forward to representing the district the way the people of West Texas have always deserved.
Let's get to work.
USA flag.
USA.
USA.
Hell yeah.
All right.
Next, I have another statement.
This one from Sacramento 89 on Akiwi Farm.
She says, my plane just landed and she published this PDF, which, of course, I had to convert to a JPEG because she didn't do it herself.
Hello all.
I am retracting several prior statements I made about Thomas Hansen and offering a formal apology to Tom.
Specifically, I previously made statements that may mischaracterize the nature of our relationship, including allegations regarding filming without consent and non-conceptual sexual, consensual sexual behavior.
I want to clarify that all sexual activity between us was fully consensual.
I also apologize for sending Joshua Moon a censored image of Tom and me during an intimate moment.
Further, I apologize for providing the public with information that was inaccurate, incomplete, or conveyed in a misleading overall impression of my relationship with Tom.
I deeply regret misleading the public.
I want to be clear that I take full responsibility for my actions.
I have been in contact with Tom's representatives to ensure that we have a resolution on this matter.
And I will not be making any further public statements about this matter as we considered this issue close.
And there is a document number here, which indicates that this was written by a law firm.
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So I've been aware of this for several weeks that this was coming.
And when I hinted that there was something to come out, I expected that she was publishing that in the near future.
But they had several back and forths or whatever the fuck, as far as I'm aware, and it took several weeks to get done.
And this is what it was.
I wish that this had been made more timely, but it was not.
So everyone's writing angry at me, chat.
So let me cover my perspective on this as articulately as I can.
And I have thought about this a little bit more than the last time I spoke about this.
So give me some leeway here.
She lied, Rowan lied about foundational things.
And I do apologize that my platform was used to spread her lies.
I'm just sorry.
Okay.
I did verify who she was and who she, that she was in a relationship with Turkey Tom.
However, I, and I'm not being pressured by any law firm to say this, by the way.
This is, this is me.
And I'm not, he hasn't even reached out to me or anything.
So the main error that I made is I did not reach out to Turkey Tom.
I honestly, I just assumed he's fucking guilty.
Obviously, his weird gooner shit would lead to this eventually.
And I just took her at her word.
It didn't even occur to me really to reach out to him and seriously ask him for his side.
And if he did respond to that, it would have prepared me better for the interview.
I would have been more skeptical about some of the things she said.
And I realize in retrospect that there were certain times, the most prominent one is that there were several times, even at the time that was like a little bit weird to me, is if I would ask her a question about specifics, like, did you do X?
She would just say, yeah.
And that's a sign of deception when somebody's making up a story.
And I, if I was more credulous, I would have, or incredulous, I think is how you say that.
I would have picked up on that better.
And then after his response came out, I did a kind of a reply on my stream.
And my messaging on that was catastrophic, I want to say, catastrophically bad.
I was trying to make light of what was happening.
And people did not want me to make light of what was happening.
They were very angry.
The whole false rape allegation shit is like super touchy for a lot of people for good reason.
And when I tried to make a joke out of it in a way, it really pissed a lot of people off.
So to clarify what I was trying to say in early February after his my side video, I was trying to say that she lied, that she obviously lied, indisputably lied.
His video was very good.
I said that it sounded like it was written by a PR firm, in particular because it was so good and addressed all the points.
That there were certain things not cleared up.
And I was not saying this to try and back her up further.
I was saying this kind of as a warning.
I was trying to give some advice, which obviously in this position I cannot give because I've fucked up at this point.
But what I was trying to say was that if he continued to fuck around with people like this, there would be another one.
And that one might go worse for him.
And the random spurious allegations I threw out after that was trying to highlight that there's this stuff that now is floating around the ether that might cause problems later on because it happens to everybody on the internet.
I wasn't trying to say, well, that is probably true, but that's how it came across.
And I could have just shortened the list to a couple of things to prove my point instead of rattling off everything.
And I don't want to, I'm very specifically not saying those things because I'm not trying to relitigate stuff at this point.
It doesn't matter.
I'm just trying to say that I'm not being malicious here.
I really don't, I don't dislike Tom.
There's this conception that I hate him and I was trying to bring him down.
I like Tom more than I like any other slop tuber.
Tom, Turkey Tom is the only guy when he makes videos.
And I ate shit for this in his thread because I would always defend him is he's the only guy that gave us credit.
He's the only person of all these fucking assholes who rip shit off the site every fucking day.
He's one of the only people who ever credited us.
And in fact, the video he released after his apology video credited the forum as a source.
So I've always appreciated that about him and I don't hate him and I'm not trying to bring him down.
And if it sounds like I am, I apologize for that because I'm not.
I do appreciate him signing us because again, nobody else does.
When I made a tweet that was also construed very negatively, and I guess that's my fault because I worded it poorly.
But Keemstar and that AWC 3000 guy took this apology off this site and posted it on the internet and said that she apologized.
And I just I just said to Keem like, where did she apologize, Keem?
Because Keemstar has gone 13 years and has never once, you will never ever find a tweet or a message or a reference on any of his videos, any of his live streams.
He has like 14 different YouTube channels now.
None of them talk about the Kiwi Farms ever.
He will never be on one of those things and say the words Kiwi Farms.
It has, it's like, it's like the N-word.
There are more videos of Keemstar saying the N-word than saying the Kiwi Farms.
And I'm not saying that everyone owes me shit, but I'm just saying I really appreciate this one guy does give us credit.
Okay.
And that's it.
I'm sorry.
I have been really, really obnoxious in my replies to people and because I'm frustrated.
I just dealt with a fucking child pornographer spamming child porn on the site for four months.
And then as soon as I fix that, I'm getting fucking legally threatened by Liz Fong Jones.
And then all the while I'm dealing with this fucking cunt lying to me.
And then everyone mad at me that I did what I thought I would do for anybody and let her do an interview and say what the fuck she wanted to say.
So it's been an extraordinarily frustrating experience.
And that's it.
And it's very frustrating because I had this lined up.
The forum does really good stuff.
Okay.
And the reputational damage, not just like my fucking podcast, who gives a shit, but the reputational damage to the forum like really stings because on the other side of the site, we have Dr. Now and ASD.
And these guys, you can see, like nobody pays attention to this thread.
Nobody like is like super into this shit.
But these guys are like dog the bounty hunter of Zoo Sedas.
They are in these animal crush telegrams and they're reporting them to the police and they're getting arrests.
These guys are getting arrested because they're reporting shit to the police.
You have Telegram channels dedicated to monkey torture and animal torture and animal crush.
And these guys are like on a fucking grind 24-7.
And every so often, every couple of months, they get, oh yeah, this guy that was crushing animals to death and selling it as pornography on the internet, he's arrested now.
And it's coming from them.
And they're doing all the work.
And that's the part of the community that I'm very proud of.
And I'm very proud of these guys.
And they've been doing it for years.
They were involved, I think, even way back when with after Kira the Wolf and Snake Thing.
And they got the guy that was torturing puppies.
I think they were involved in the, no, it was the one guy that I did a whole thing on Kira way back when, but they were around back then and they were working on that too.
I think they got two guys.
They got him.
They got Joe.
Joseph Garrett Buckland is charged with conspiracy to create and distribute animal crush videos.
And I think there's another guy called Tony fucking Montana who was arrested.
Dogs and primates.
It's him.
Francisco Yadier Ravello of Miami-Dade County, Florida, arrested for torturing dogs and monkeys or distributing it.
And that's honestly what pisses me off the most is when shit like the Turkey Tom Rowan faking shit.
It like makes these guys look bad by proxy because they're on a forum that then gets an unfair reputation as like making shit up.
And then even this, there is the Warren Iran thread, which I'll try to segue into.
But if you go, I added this new feature for the premium users because I want to give premium people some props.
This guy, Mr. Racebore 1488, great user.
I don't know if this guy doesn't sleep or what.
I don't know why he's not working for some huge media company or some shit, but this guy has been working overtime with like play-by-play updates about the entire war in Iran with video clips of shit being bombed and blown up.
For this is not, this is 30 pages of just highlights.
And he's like on every one, I want to say.
If I go to a random page, yeah, this guy has got the bombs.
Look at this bomb.
Check this out.
Okay, you gotta.
There we go.
Look at that.
That's smokin' shit.
He's got the updates.
He's got the OS and Telegram groups on lock.
The info is coming in at a high speed.
When the Ayatollah dies, the Kiwi Farms knows before Benjamin Netanyahu.
Okay.
So the Iran war thread has been really good.
And I don't know if it's because I'm not paying too much attention to it.
A lot of people were complaining about slap fighting and shit.
But if you just peruse the highlights and you stick to the guys that are posting the updates, you get check the boom.
This is a big boom right here.
Oh, yeah.
Boom, buddy.
Oh no, run away.
There's a the hand of God has come down and crushed our stupid, shitty little bus.
Bramp, bramp, uh-oh.
Uh-oh, your material has been completely deleted from the fucking world, buddy.
There ain't shit left.
All right.
Yeah.
So, like I said, I am very proud of my community.
And part of why I am so obviously upset and seething with utter fucking contempt about the Turkey Tom shit is that it does make the site look bad.
And I was not trying to do anything untowards or any kind of conspiracy against anybody.
And it makes what is good about the site dull, unfortunately, or not dull as in like a fixed thing, but like dulling as a consequence.
As far as the Iran war thread goes, by the way, as far as the war, I'm going to take the most neutral and uninteresting stance possible.
There's some stuff I want to talk about later with Nick Fuentes, but for some reason, I'm completely ambivalent to it.
On one hand, it's like Trump did campaign on no more wars.
On the other hand, I'm really struggling to care because Iran sucks.
There are things I can't say on YouTube about Iran and its demographics that I'm sure you all understand and sympathize with.
Oh, yeah.
Some people are really upset about this thread because it's like generally pro-the war, which I guess.
I mean, I don't know.
It's like a they're calling it JIDF or whatever because it's not anti-the-war.
But if we're just like bombing shit, I don't care.
Like, if you compare the amount of expenditure on munitions and stuff that we spend on this war versus all the other serious problems, like we spent several billion dollars, I think, so far after like huge waves of munition expenses.
And if you look at how much the housing and urban development spends on Section 8 to give black people free housing, it's like $70 plus billion dollars, I want to say, just on Section 8.
So I don't care, really.
It's like all that money is flushed away, anyways.
We might as well spend it blowing shit up.
The problem is that people then say, well, even if there are no refugees from Iran from this under this administration, there's going to be refugees from Iran under the next administration.
And that's a good point, but it's a part of the broader problem.
Like if it wasn't Iran, they'd be coming from Somalia anyways.
So I don't consider that a strong thing.
As far as why bother doing it at all, well, it's a matter of perspective.
Some people would say it's worthwhile for the United States to disrupt the Chinese, Iran, Russia, potential Axis forming.
And it definitely has.
Iran's been left shed a lot.
The funniest thing that I've heard in regards to this story is that I want to say that there is on the northern border of Iran is Kazakhstan, correct?
And there's like Russian radar in Kazakhstan on the Iran border.
And Iran said, hey, we're being invaded.
We have a security mutual defense pact or some shit.
Can you like give us intel from your radar that's on our border?
And then when Russia realized that they had radar on Iran's border, they literally shut them off so that nobody could say that Iran was helping Iran or Russia was helping Iran at all for like any pretext for invading in Ukraine or anything else.
They just said, nope.
Thanks for reminding us of this radar were there.
We're shutting that shit off right now.
And then China isn't doing anything either.
In fact, China might flip on Iran and bomb it itself because they're closing the Strait of Hormuz, which I think like half of the world's energy passes through.
And China relies on that for almost all of its petroleum resources.
So China might be like, you know, you can't shut down the Strait of Hormuz because that hurts our bottom line.
So we're going to fucking bomb your country into shit too.
So that Axis thing really fell apart.
So if you're one of those people who's like, USA, USA, you can't help but to love this, right?
I am ambivalent because I don't see, I mean, I don't know.
I just don't care.
I care about age verification in my calculator.
Okay.
That's my, I care that I can't bank shit.
I would, I would let Israel, I would literally let Israel force the United States to bomb whoever the fuck they wanted if I could actually bank.
That's how down bad I am.
You can bomb whoever, you can bomb me.
Just let me bank.
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Okay, at this point, let's work out a deal.
My favorite country, our greatest ally.
By the way, if you hate Israel, here, I'll flip it around to try and be a good fence sender.
If you hate Israel and you hear people talking about this, if you hear somebody ever say anything to the effect of ally when referring to Israel, immediately and as obnoxiously as possible, violently interrupt them, mid-sentence, if necessary, and say, we are not allies.
There is no compact between Israel and America for defense.
They didn't join us in the invasion of Afghanistan.
They didn't join us in the invasion of Iraq.
We don't have a mutual defense pact.
We have no obligation under any way whatsoever to help Israel.
And they have no obligation under any pretense to help us.
There is zero, zero, under any conventional understanding of the term ally, a bond between Israel and the United States.
We are not allies.
The closest thing you could consider is like a tributary, like in the Great Ming.
We give them money and munitions and wealth and free access to the country whenever they want.
We help them with their military ambitions.
But that could also be said with like Ming and Vietnam and like the 1500s.
And that's it.
Okay.
Is that the news segment?
I think it is.
Okay.
I will put the QR code on kick.com slash mad at the internet.
Scooch on over.
If not, if you're stuck on the YouTube zone because mom has kick banned on the router, I understand.
I understand.
Schoolwork has to be done, chat.
We got to get that homework done.
And we can't do it watching IP2 streamers do methamphetamine on kick.
Should I do an exclusivity deal?
Should I ask Kik about like a deal?
I want to be, I don't know if that will bring me under more scrutiny.
What if I email them?
I'm like, hey, because there's a thing where it's like, if you, this is why PPP does it, by the way, in case you don't know.
Why do they stream for like nine hours at a time?
They get paid something.
And this is true with all kick streamers.
I don't know this from him telling me.
I know it's because it's a thing with kick.
They do a thing where if you have viewers on kick and you're in the system, it pays you like per minute times viewer and that translates to like thousands and thousands of dollars.
They probably make like twice as much as the entire forum plus my podcast does just off the kick contracts.
So maybe I should do it.
Because what's the, I don't know.
I feel bad for like not I would have this.
This is the conflict.
I don't want to be like too hard on Rumble because they are, they, they do help.
They let us on.
They let us on locals.
They let us run the Kiwi Farms through them.
So I feel kind of bad like saying, yeah, fuck you, Rumble.
I got a better deal at kick because it's like a beggars can't be choosers type thing.
And where's the loyalty?
Show me your loyalty type thing.
But on the other hand, they're paying Jeremy Hambley in Rolexes and I don't give a shit.
I don't give a shit except for what I actually earn.
So I don't know.
Maybe Evil Eddie is the real king.
I'll have to swear fealty to him instead.
He's got this figured out.
My only fear is that like you do that and then that's like, okay, well, now you're a partner.
So now you can't say XYZ.
I don't know if that's going to be a thing.
Am I going to be under more scrutiny?
I don't know.
I'll think about it, chat.
Anyways, thank you if you're switched over from YouTube.
I will now be sorry to say disconnecting parting ways with the YouTube audience.
Goodbye.
Okay.
Yeah, there's also some people on Rumble who don't like Kik at all.
And that's why they stay on Rumble.
So I don't know.
I wish, I honestly wish that they could just pay me for what ends up on Kik, you know?
Like if I have 500 viewers, like why does it matter if I'm restreaming to Odyssey if I get 20 viewers on Odyssey?
You know what I mean?
Why does that bother?
Especially because I'm on those other platforms, right?
I'm on YouTube and I'm saying to all the YouTubers, hey, YouTube sucks.
Come to Kik.
Evil Eddie should be paying me extra for every set of eyes from a different platform that sees the kingdom of green of kick.com.
I should get a fucking bonus check, actually.
Matter of fact, if you want to know the truth about Bish.
Okay.
Okay.
I have a very, very mercifully brief Chantal clip for this stream compared to the prior streams.
Here we have Chantal, and she is haunted.
Let's hear.
Let's listen, chat.
Bugle chips.
What?
What was that?
Did you hear a quack?
I think I'm losing my mind.
Hallway ducks.
So, number 15, hallway ducks.
The last thing you want in your apartment complex in Canada is a spooky ghost.
That's exactly what happened.
Streamer Chantal was sitting on her couch eating 4,000 calories of meatballs when she was haunted by a ghost.
Not just a ghost, but a duck ghost.
I heard it.
You heard it.
We all heard it.
The duck ghost is fucking real.
Okay, and this, this is the real.
You guys suck the fun out of it.
You guys keep calling me a simp.
So now it's like, I have to like restrain my enthusiasm because then people are going to say really sick and fucking disgusting things about Aniza.
And I don't want to fucking hear it.
So I'm going to, Aniza Jomha has returned to streaming.
The last thing you'd want as iDubbs is to be upstaged by your BPD girlfriend.
But that's exactly what happened on February 27th.
Aniza Jomha relaunched her streaming career and was met by thousands of viewers who applauded her high energy takes and openly shitting on Ian while also allowing the chat to be mostly unmoderated.
Which is true.
I listened to about an hour or two of it.
She was like giddy.
She was very happy.
She was bantering with people.
A-logs, Kino Casino people came in.
Nobody got banned.
She said something funny like, Mad, I know what you are, and that's okay.
You're okay here.
So she, she like identified me and like did like a dog whistle to me, which I could hear, obviously, because of my avatar.
It was very funny.
So now, honestly, this is like the peak A-logging of PPP because PPP and Worski are both extraordinarily sick of talking about iDubbs and Aniza.
But now Aniza has returned and is just completely usurping iDubbbs and humiliating him in the process because her streams are doing better than his arc because his streams are like the worst fucking thing ever.
And now PPP is forced back into the Aniza iDubbs arc.
So really, it is a reverse troll scenario where PPP, by merit of needing to make as much money as humanly possible, is going to do nine hour long streams making fun of her.
And it'll be like a copacetic kind of thing.
What's the word?
Symbiotics.
Symbolism.
Symbioticism.
He's a simp.
Fuck you.
Listen, it's very funny.
Okay.
Leave me alone.
Everyone gives me so much shit and I don't fucking deserve it.
Okay.
I'm over here on my grind set.
I peek my head out to see what's going on like a little gopher just checking out the lay of the land.
Okay.
And immediately the eagles start swooping at me, calling me a simp.
Like, fuck.
Let me enjoy things, goddammit.
Okay.
Here are the clips.
She loves her husband.
This is a Kino Casino enjoyer right here.
The Felted Amp.
Shocker.
What a handsome young man.
You know who else I saw in here along those same lines was Beast World.
Yeah, Beastworld decided to come in.
Like, it's so annoying.
Beast World's acting like he's, look at this.
He's like so angry.
He's like, I'm going to call out those dang darn A-logs.
I'm going to show them what's for.
I'll send them a strongly worded letter to let them know that their efforts are not appreciated and that they should, matter of fact, reconsider what they're doing with their lives.
And then Aniza is just like glowing with energy.
She's so fucking happy that all this shit's happened.
She's a fucking drama monger is what she is.
It's above it all, but it's like, whenever it's mentioned, even slightly, some cringe like Kiwi Farms, you know, Sikasino adjacent shit, you're just like, oh, I know, I know everything about these things.
He's the artificer.
He's a loser.
Beastworld is the artificer.
Beastworld is a fucking loser.
I just want to say there are more, more mentions of the Kiwi farms by Aniza and iDubbs than Keemstar.
Okay.
Let's just put it on the record here.
You know.
Respect.
You know how to hide it.
You know how to hide it well enough.
Nah, they ain't hiding it.
They feel safe here.
That's exactly what I'm talking about, Beast World.
You say, I've followed this stuff since Barret Brown.
What's it Barrett?
No, Brown.
They're trying to flex their fucking creepy internet knowledge.
They did that.
We don't know your creepy internet knowledge.
Do you know who Ralph Lauren is?
I mean, what?
No.
Ralph Lauren?
Not Ralph Lauren.
Ethan Ralph.
She's getting look, you guys.
Look, the Anisa Ralph ship come on now.
Anisa Ralph, can you imagine a more diabolical pairing than that?
No, no, no.
And don't say it can't happen.
It happened with Nidi Bro.
It happened with Digibro.
Digibro got cut by Ethan Ralph.
I don't know how the hell that happened, but I'm just saying nothing's off the table when it comes to our boy Ethan Oliver Ralph from West Memphis, Arkansas.
Ralph Rhetoric or whatever it's called.
Some like that.
That's cringe.
All of that shit is unbelievably cringe.
They're teaching.
I can't believe that she gives it the time of day.
This is exactly why.
This is what makes Anise and I different.
She will indulge you guys in your cringe shit.
I refuse.
Yeah, he doesn't.
He's an adult.
I don't, I want to talk about Ethan Ralph.
Oh my God.
Look at him.
Look at his hatred.
No, wife, you cannot learn about Ethan Ralph.
No, don't engage the drama of being an adult.
And she's like, dude, I want to get so messy in this retard shit.
I got nothing else going on.
My ball python just sits there in a fucking corner all day.
We gotta get some drama.
We got some blood pumping.
I'm out of here.
You can talk about this.
He left.
He can't take it.
He's out of here.
Like, no, I can't stand this.
This gosh darn confounded eradrama any longer, wife.
I'm leaving.
No, we'll go out and eat.
All right.
We'll go eat.
Yeah, we're gonna go eat Denny's.
Uh, this one house.
This is the only man allowed in my fish.
You're too far away from the microphone.
You're not peeking your noise gate.
That's not true, actually.
We've let some people in the house to do.
Oh, he's the only man in the house.
That's not true, actually.
We've had them in here.
Internet and stuff.
You're right.
I guess that's her from before, before she lost her fucking mind from being see now.
Now it recontextualizes everything.
Everybody, everyone thought the evil BPD woman is cuckholding and ruining iDubbs.
Even Sam Hyde, PhD in psychology, Sam Hyde, sat down and did an audit and said, This man's mind is being ruined by Anisa.
And now, what do we see?
We see that Anisla is the one that wants to engage in frolic, and iDubbbs is the sour puss.
Perhaps it was iDubbs the entire time.
He ruined her career.
That's exactly right.
That's exactly right.
He ruined her career.
We have more.
Oh boy.
Uh, would you collab with Ethan Oliver Ralph?
I don't even know who that is.
He just says yes because he disagreed with its laws and recently did investigative journal.
Oh, Guadalajara.
I wouldn't collab with him.
She knows nothing except his name.
She's like, No, he's got two first names of away.
But you know, I'm maybe somebody will, I'm sure.
Cool.
Wise choice, my liege.
Ralph is well known to be a disgusting rage pig.
What is that?
How did Imp, you have to help me.
Oh, man-bear pig.
Ethan Ralph was the inspiration for that.
She's trying to figure it out.
She's trying.
Chad's helping her.
Chat's helping her figure it out.
God, I wonder how much money is into snark content.
Like, is Imp a millionaire off this?
Um, you know, I well, I used to make all my money off of this type of stuff when I was rainbow kids.
And then you, you get, I think I like wanted to see if I could do something different.
And I, I could, but it wasn't as fun.
And then I kind of just lost enjoyment.
And then, um, and then, you know, you, you get gifted with this special circumstance where I think there's a whole group of people who really miss their childhood and want content creators to like stay safe.
The tanks.
Wait, what's a tank?
Uh, they, that, uh, are very upset that things changed and they have like a unique interest in us and a unique anger and hatred.
Uh, you know, snark is one of those words.
They have to like, people who are paused can't borrow our blessed language.
Whenever someone talks about a logging that's on the left, they're, it's like saying like, it's, it's like using a Nazi word like unta mensch.
Like if a fucking communist starts saying, oh yeah, you're unta mensch.
It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
You can't say that.
You can't say that.
You have to say capitalist swine or something.
That's not your word to use.
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Okay.
When Hassan starts dropping A-logging, it's like, hey, hey, buddy.
That's not right.
That's not right.
You got to say snark.
You got to say snark subs.
Okay.
That's your word.
To both, towards both of us.
And that is in itself like kind of a gift because they never, they, they never, they never get tired of it.
So you can kind of just go back and forth forever.
Casey's not sending their best.
Or maybe they are.
A lot of them just are interested, I think.
And they're not getting.
Here's my honest take with it.
And I don't know.
I mean, I'm going to be honest with you, Felted Imp.
I have no interest in talking to the only thing I know about Andy Worski.
This is 100% me being serious, is he got knocked out in under like 10 seconds.
I watched it happen.
I was so shocked at it.
Got knocked out in literally under 10 seconds in like a boxing match.
And the other guy I literally know nothing about other than he's quite pleasantly plump.
Well, if you want more lore...
And he's like, you have to go on the Kino Casino and talk to Andy Worski and PPP.
He can fill you in.
Why is he so pleasantly plump?
How did Andy Worski get knocked out in 10 seconds?
These questions can be answered.
If only you were to oblige your fellow Canadians, you don't even have to cross the border.
You don't have to do an international internet communication here.
You can just be on the Canadian side of the internet, nice and safe from the dangerous Americans.
And we got an email.
I've actually, we've gotten a few emails that are like, these guys are terrible people.
Help me out them.
Make a contact cup on them or whatever.
And they send like a bunch of weird shit.
I don't care enough to look into it.
Oh, dude.
That's so funny.
All the fucking losers that see about PPP in some fucking Discord are sending her clips like, please, Anita, help us.
Help us bring down PPP.
It's not fair.
We weren't supposed to be kicked off his show.
It's not fair.
That's awesome.
That's honestly the funniest fucking thing ever.
To be honest with you, I have no interest in, they're not interesting to me.
But what is interesting to me is that there is this whole infrastructure, this whole thing that's been made around us, this whole story.
And I think a lot of people are interested.
They're either upset or they're just curious.
And we don't give a lot of information at all.
We've actually been pretty like silent.
So I think people just want to know.
And I people like Felted Imp.
Like, I just think they're genuinely just curious.
You know, maybe I'm wrong, but well, Ian iDubbs make a content cop.
Wait, On Anita.
Yeah, that's one that's been around forever as well.
Okay.
Anita asked Felted Imp why he likes Kino Casino.
Anita didn't watch Ian's video.
What do you like about that?
I want to learn.
This is what I'm going to spend my time doing today because I was going to do a short stream.
What do you like about them specifically?
I don't know who any of these people are.
I vary adjacently.
Like I think the only, I've seen a few things.
I've seen Andy Worski get knocked out.
I've now connected.
Sometimes people post a gif of the fat guy like hitting the triangle when they get excited.
I've seen that one.
Ian's made a thing on them a bit.
So, but I didn't watch that.
I'm going to be honest.
That's so embarrassing.
He's put out like three videos ever, like in the last two years.
And she's just like, nah, that ain't my shit.
I don't really care about what you have to say, Ian.
I don't know what that.
I'm so confused by this canon.
It's a, it's a totally, it's a world that has been thrust upon us.
And it's hard to parse through sometimes.
I'm trying to.
Okay.
So there's a whoa buddy.
They, the scream at me for money, whoa, buddy.
They're glorified shit posters.
You can't engage with them seriously.
They're not doing anything.
Oh, no, I know they're not doing anything serious.
So is that the whole appeal, though, is that they're like, is the Felted Imp a good person?
Are any of us good people?
Sometimes I think some should be banned.
I am.
And it's, listen, is that the whole appeal, though?
It's just that they're shit posters and they don't care about anything.
And that like fill that's like entertaining.
Do you watch other things other than them or is that like the whole Kino Casino is his entire cinematic universe.
He doesn't, if it doesn't happen on Kino Casino, he doesn't know about it.
He doesn't read the news.
He doesn't watch any TV shows.
It's just whatever PPP says.
This is the truth.
Now you got to upload ID to use internet.
Yeah.
Basically, modern version of Springer.
Internet Springer.
Huh.
And they stream all the time, huh?
There's no way you don't know who Red Bar is Anissa.
I don't.
I mean, I, there was a long period of time where.
Okay, next.
These clips could be shortened.
Okay.
Casino Keeley Farms mentioned.
Inisa is told what felt it means.
Okay, let's hear.
I'm here just in case she says, whoa, body again.
Wait, is that bad?
What does that mean?
Is that a dog whistle?
She sounds like a Jewish grandma when she says it.
That's like bad.
I'm here just in case she says, whoa, buddy again.
She can't do, what's it called in your voice when you like hold a note and you're like, whoa, buddy.
Because she can't do that.
It like chops up in her in her throat as he tries to say it.
What does that mean?
Is that a dog whistle?
Librato.
I still have no fucking idea what felt it means.
And at this point, I am scared to ask.
I know by me saying that you're going to fill it in.
It's when you run out of chips at the casino.
Okay.
So in the reference of, so it's, so it's just to go with the name of the show that you watch, I guess?
Wrong, actually.
It's the other way around.
The felted reference became so popular that they actually named their entire show and set around the felted thing.
Easy mistake to make, though.
I actually don't believe you don't know what Felt.
No, I actually, I swear to God, well, I don't know what Felted means.
I don't, I never got into gambling, but I mean, that makes okay.
So when gamer chip, the thing is, is that this is the speculation.
Why is she so personable on this versus whenever?
Thousands of years ago, when Aniza was just a titty streamer on Twitch and they hadn't hooked up yet, or they had just hooked up, she was openly resentful on Twitch about how much more successful iDubbbs was.
She really hated the whole iDubbbz's girlfriend label.
Oh, this is iDubbs' girlfriend streaming.
It's like, oh, iDubbs has 8 million followers or subscribers on YouTube, and here's his girlfriend.
Like she wanted to be famous, as famous as him.
And so if you were to be extraordinarily uncharitable or charitable, I guess, depending on your perspective, the working theory from the A-logs is that she deliberately sabotaged his entire career to reduce it to rubble so that when she eventually made her next stream shitting on him and just doing this, she would be more popular than iDubbbs, finally making him Aniza Jomha's husband, which has happened.
It's now Aniza Jomha and Mr. Aniza Johm Ha.
If that was what she wanted to do, she has literally accomplished it in a Machiavellian way that would make Italian diplomats blush with shame.
Because, I mean, what can you say, right?
Just run out.
I'm not, listen, Felted.
I'll do a lot of things.
Lie to you.
I won't.
I won't lie to you.
It's not in me.
It's not in my nature.
That means she's a liar.
This is the exact same fucking thing that Chantao and Emerlyn both say, and they're both liars.
When a woman is like, listen, buddy, I'll do anything except lie to you.
That is the most straight ass fucking lie ever.
Especially if she's Canadian.
Yeah, but you'd be surprised at how many Muslims gamble.
I believe you, Queen.
I mean, I actually, I swear to God, I mean it.
I wouldn't lie to you about that.
I don't know what that is.
Like, I don't know what the AI song thing was.
And I'm actually, I'm, again, full, full chest honesty here.
I am avoiding it.
I hope to never see it because the reason why I hope to never see it is I hate AI.
And there's a lot of reasons to hate AI, but the one main reason why I hate AI is that it makes everyone way too sexy.
And I don't like that about it.
That makes her sound like she does watch it and does watch the casino because they have a song in their lineup called AI Makes Everybody Sexy.
And it's one of those things where like Songs and Quick together does all their music video things.
And it's about how they can't make Hambley fat and gross because AI makes everybody sexy.
And then she's talking about how she hates AI because it makes everybody sexy.
So this is either like a parallel.
She's doing a lot of like AI generation goon sessions going on.
And she's like, God, these guys are too hunky.
It's making me feel insecure.
And then she comes to the same conclusion or she watches the Kino Casino and has seen that music video before.
Like there was this, I did see one AI video about me and Ian.
I think Ethan Klein was like, probably a ringtone.
That was way too sexy.
Way too sexy.
And then it made Ethan look better than he looked.
And I just, I was out.
I, I didn't like that about it.
So I am trying to avoid that.
I didn't know what Felted means.
Now I know.
So it's related to the name of the of Eno Casino.
Close enough.
Sexy.
You've seen the song.
Oh, they're asking her.
Is that the song you're talking about?
The one where it makes us look way hotter, like all of us.
And it's got Ethan in it and there's some boxing in it.
One, I've seen that one.
I didn't know that that's what you were referring to.
I don't know why you flex the lyrics are so bad.
That one's not good, Felted.
I have to admit, oh, my delivery, my uh, my GPUs arrived at the data center, chat.
So we might get media processing soonish.
Let's hope for the best, chat.
Let's see if we get our media processing.
That one's not good.
Nisa hates sexy people.
I hate seeing myself sexier.
It's like yasified against my will.
I didn't ask.
That's actually really funny.
No, don't yasify me.
How much more do I want to watch it?
Aniza asks, Felted.
I don't give a fuck.
Nisa says she doesn't want to watch Christian or Ethan Ralph documentaries because she wanted to be depressed.
She'd watch the guts manga instead.
Apparently, she's a fake anime enjoyer, and somebody has to remind her that she's talking about Berserk.
Anisa doesn't judge the drama frogs, but doesn't like it when it's Nazi adjacent.
Well, she says a lot of those overlap in.
She talks about how back in the day, a lot of Turkishmen would be in her chat saying open boob in Turkish.
Maybe Hassan was in there, and that's why she's obsessed with him now.
Boogie and DSP.
She hasn't seen DSP, but she says it's very profitable to make content on him.
She then says making content of her and her male wife is also profitable.
That's that's fun.
That's a minute left.
Okay, we'll hold this one.
That's very, that's very mean to compare your house husband as uh to DSP.
Dark side Phil was doing.
I am very proud of myself that I've never seen a dark side Phil video.
I know who Boogie is, and like when I hear dark side Phil, I just fill it in with Boogie, but I've never seen a Dark Side Phil.
Yeah, DSP detracting is very profitable.
I think detracting against me and Ian is more profitable, though.
Yeah.
Ooh, for PPP, it is.
I don't think there's a broad market for the Anisa hate audience.
You know what I mean?
There's like a whole, I mean, not to sound full of myself, but there's like a whole ecosystem to the point where like even Ethan Klein is doing it to up his numbers that are like dwindling.
EWR, apparently, your biggest fan.
I don't know who PWR is either.
I used all right.
I'm gonna end it there.
You get it.
This is the last one.
Okay.
We now have the next stream after Aniza.
So Aniza open prospering in her zone, engaging the audience.
Now, back in the cock corner, we have the dragon, the cock dragon, seething.
Let's hear what he has to say.
Like, there are certain things you don't joke about.
Oh, now he wants to say there's certain things that are off limits.
You cannot joke about this.
Meanwhile, he brought on iDubbs former boxing coach.
Okay, before we get to that, let's read what he's responding to.
Ethan Klein is responding to this when he says there are certain things that should be off topic about joking.
Destiny says, quick daily reminder that Ethan from H3H3 is likely a pedophile who has molested his own children.
That is an outrageous thing to say about somebody that you're having a little spat with.
And Destiny is like mentally sick in the fucking head.
H3 has every right to be upset about this.
And if he Jew clowns iDubbbs into the fucking ground, which I don't know, maybe he should if it's legally advisable to do so.
iDubbbs would have earned it.
But this is what this is what he went just for reference when he complains about this.
Keep in mind what he's comparing this accusation of molesting your own children to.
This is what he's trying to draw parallels to.
Former boxing coach, the disgrace boxing coach, mind you, and was laughing over little iDubbs crying.
Do you think that's a good thing to joke about?
Or are some things off limits?
It seems like he's scared right now.
You should not, this should be off limits.
Meanwhile, every episode is sexual joke.
Meanwhile, every episode, there's some sort of deplorable, sexually obsessed harassment comment.
Just like, look at this.
Look at it.
I've never seen a dragon look felted before.
And I know that this word is now being sexually abused at this point, but that is a felted dragon.
It's just utterly defeated.
The idea that some things should be off limits, like it's completely unacceptable to say that someone molests their own children.
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And then comparing it to, I spoke to a former business partner who said that they had a bad experience with you and your wife and trying to make that float is ridiculous.
And then he tries to say, well, your show has sexual innuendo in it as a comedy.
Okay.
Does that mean anything about molesting children?
Has H3 ever said that you molest children, iDubbs?
I don't think so.
It's just such a lack of common sense.
He's completely blinded by his hatred of this guy.
And it doesn't, it's just bizarre because it's like he helped you.
He stood by you.
When your wife was, when you had to take pictures of your wife naked for her OnlyFans on your honeymoon, he stood by you and he said that they're adults and they can do whatever consensual, sexual, weird shit they want to do.
And he has no judgment or hate in his heart whatsoever.
And now, like two years later, you're like, yeah, he probably rapes his own children based off literally nothing except the fact that he's butthurt.
That I don't even know why.
Oh, because, oh, it's not even something that H3 did to him.
It's that he didn't, he supports Israel.
And it's like, you know, he's Jewish.
He doesn't even support Israel in the Gaza war.
He just doesn't hate it enough at this point.
It's just so pathetic.
It's like the most pathetic position ever.
Yeah, on the honeymoon.
That's not even a lie.
I don't know.
I can't remember how it was proven, but he was taking like booty pics of her in the bathroom for OnlyFans on the day of their honeymoon.
I can't remember how they proved it, but they did prove it.
It was really pathetic.
On the wedding day, not the honeymoon.
Is that worse?
I think that's even worse.
I think like you can't even have one day to celebrate your marriage with you and your wife without involving the entire internet.
It has to be shared with everybody.
Okay.
I guess we live in a free country, right?
Okay.
Brief update on Gooseworks.
Gooseworks is the animator behind the clown TV show.
Someone has dug up his old deviant art account and has found out that he commissioned, I think this is safe to show because it's not sexual.
Is that sexual?
Is that supposed to be his asshole?
Because I thought it was just like him being absorbed by it.
I think that's just a wrinkle, chat.
As an expert, I think that that's just a wrinkle.
Okay.
I don't think.
Is it really?
It is inflation shit.
I don't know.
No, this is definitely just a random wrinkle on his body.
Okay.
No, let's not take a closer look.
Pretty sure that's just a wrinkle chat.
So very suspicious Gooseworks type stuff happening out.
Requesting inflation voor art.
Okay.
And then he went on to make the weird TV show that can't decide if it's a children's show or not.
Okay.
Strange.
He's a drill inflationist.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck is a drill fetishist?
What is a drill fetish?
Drill fetishist refers to a sexual interest in the use of power drills often falls under mechanophilia.
Gooseworks.
If I search drill fetish, I get information about Gooseworks.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
He draws the characters from the circus thing getting drilled in the head and like lobotomized.
That is fucking weird.
Listen, I've seen a lot of weird shit and it's been a long time since I've heard something that's like, oh, that's just not, oh, that's disgusting.
That's the most morally reprehensible thing I've ever heard.
It's just like, fucking for real?
This gets you off.
The drill in the head gets you off.
Is it like a lobotomy thing?
Is it just like the drill is like a simulation of sex or is it like an actual like lobotomy thing?
It's the noise.
Jeffrey Dahmer shit.
Yeah, there's like two ways to take it.
Either that's like a Jeffrey Dahmer lobotomy fetish or that's like it's like simulated penetration for like someone really into robots fucking.
I don't know which is obviously the Jeffrey Dahmer one is worse.
You've known about this since December 2023.
Why?
Why are you why?
Why do you put this?
Why do you know that Gooseworks jerks off to drills, drilling into his homies' heads?
Okay.
All right.
I have nothing more to add to this.
Elijah Schaefer is crashing out at Britney Venti of all people and has claimed.
But if you remember, Elijah Schaefer was subjected to a liminal space and then his wife and children disappeared.
He is now saying that Brittany Venti had foreknowledge of this and has yelled at her.
Let's listen.
It's weird.
Like he starts talking about my sex life, starts talking about I'm into anal play.
And his evidence for it is that Brittany Venti, who herself has been, you know, is a whore and she's got, you know, you know, down there, she's got a, you know, a big labia and stuff people say, but I'm not going to that is the gayest insult of a woman I have ever seen.
I've heard like people say, oh, she's a roastie, but he's like, bitch, your labia is way too big.
Just so you know, like that's fucking homosexual.
That's the most homosexual way to say someone's a roastie ever.
Get into that.
But Brittany Venti, who's, she's really, you know, it's like, she's a half breed.
You know what I mean?
It's like, hey, we don't play with dogs.
You know what I mean?
But Brittany Venti, he says, talked about his pegging fetish.
Like, who the fuck is Britney Venti?
And how is that an example?
Like, does Britney Venti in the room with me while I'm being pegged or something?
That's funny.
Am I supposed to buy this Tezo T?
Is this video supposed to make me want to buy Tezo Tea?
Does anyone want to buy Tezo Tea as a consequence of hearing this guy have a racist tirade about Britney Venti being a mixed race?
I shouldn't say this.
I've heard rumors about it.
I shouldn't say it.
It's too petulant, even for me.
I've heard great things about Tazo T, is what I'm trying to say.
Okay, so Patrick S. Tomlinson.
I had nothing more to add to that, by the way.
I didn't know that Brittany Venti and Elijah Schaefer were sparring.
I'm surprised that Elijah Schaefer is out of jail or psychiatric hold at this point in time, to be quite honest with you.
And Patrick S. Tomlinson.
He's launched an app.
Now, the Opi and Anthony, they don't call them A-logs.
They call them something else, the Pests.
I think Opi and Anthony referred to them, like their haters as pests.
So they have their own little clique name, the pest.
But the pest from different sites have found the app that now Patrick thought this would be the next big thing.
He made an app and published it to the Play Store that allows you to look up a catalog of non-alcoholic cocktails.
Now, in the world of the internet, where you can just go online and search non-alcoholic cocktails and find really good suggestions, he decided to make an app specifically for this.
Not just for cocktails in general, but they're called mock tails.
So very specifically non-alcoholic ones.
Let's take a look at some of the suggestions, some of the mocktails available on the site, on the app rather, that some people added recently.
The daughter abandoner.
The key is to make it so over-the-top alcohol.
This guy's not following the rules at all because it should be non-alcoholic.
The key is to make it so over-the-top, alcoholic, and sweet that you need to get up and abandon it immediately.
Pepper.
Pepperoni vodka.
Grenadine.
This is the fat pat and ingravy.
Ingredients are sugar, pork, and more sugar.
The bartender will the bartender will prepare my pretty drink child.
It's the minimum of his job.
The craft mocktail is called Feed Nana, the perfect finish for the night.
Diet Coke and Sue's Heavy Cream.
The selected place.
Oh, wait, okay.
No, this is a swinging dork.
That's like a Swingers Club or something.
This guy's username was prohibited.
He couldn't register with this one.
He tried to register his neighbor Fart Nikki because it contains inappropriate language.
That's unfortunate.
We got two craft mocktails here.
Jackson Jones's Shirley Temple makes for a kid-friendly nightcap with ginger ale, grenadine, and just Tylenol PM.
I think they call that something else now.
They call it purple drink.
They call it lean.
You can't just call lean a mocktail.
And then Nikki's gassy lassie.
Optional.
Line the rim of the glass with crushed flaming hot Cheetos and kosher salt for an extra kick to the cooter.
Ingredients, peptobismol, active dry yeast, African rum, grape soda.
Um, Dan Mullenstein, who does like a podcast called Nice Podcast Stupid, I think, just based off of this.
Uh, comment is nice, unsecured contact form stupid.
Do you want to come on my podcast?
They're also making fun of him.
Do you also do you want to come on my podcast that has one viewer and tell your story?
I drink prune juice to make my diaper eggs were squishy.
Um, the diarrhea bubble bath best enjoyed after a long day of scrubbing strangers off of the toilet and licking their jiz off of the sheet, neighbor pepperoni, Patrick shit-covered dildo, insight software diapers, the Bernell Trammel, Justice for Brunel.
I don't know this one, sorry, pig sweat, gunpowder, pavement, ape, blood, and then uh, it's all over that one.
Um, okay, that's it.
There is some that are not safe for work because you can upload photos of the um cocktails, so you can imagine uh what that has inspired people to do.
Um, okay, Bernell Trammell is the Negro Patrick allegedly ground up into pepperoni.
I didn't know that there was an actual person, I thought this was just like a random rumor.
I didn't know that Bernell Trammell was the was actually grown up in the pepperoni.
Okay, sorry, I guess I don't even know my uh my uh lore as well as I thought I did.
Okay, um, I think, oh, this is like a list of the cocktails.
Okay, let me make sure.
Great.
I'll read one from one six out tonight.
The Hildi, any virgin spirit, hairless peaches, cocktail hot dogs, baby olives, locally sourced mudfly school toilet water.
Mix all ingredients in a tall, thin, shapeless glass.
Add fresh new ice, lick glass while trembling, and think virtuous thoughts about the playground you visited.
After consuming lecture others, that's real fucked up.
I think these are real.
Some of these are the boomia, fresh mutts water, ground, locally sourced pepperoni, waddle fat from a pig, broken jawblood from a failed author, and putrid veg farts.
That's gross.
Shoved into local fishmouth authors hole.
Okay, that's funny.
I appreciate that.
Now we have less funny Jet Neptune is attempting comedy.
Let's see what Jet's going to do to jet it up this time.
And to spread awareness for Fish Tank Season 5, I'm going to be busting this jug all over the Walmart floor.
What's up?
My name is Jet.
And to spread awareness for Fish Tank Season 5.
Is this AI?
I've heard mix allegations about this.
Okay.
I was going to bring that up.
So this is allegedly AI, but like I don't understand.
It's 100% obviously AI.
Look, there's a guy in the background who's like picking sliced cheese.
And I can even read the, there's the cheese and snack cheese, sliced cheese.
All the text is right.
All the bottles look right.
The audio?
Is it like, did he like pretend to throw it at one point?
Is this like There's no way that this is AI, though.
Look at the background.
It has to be that AI took.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
I can believe that part of it is AI.
Like if it cut here, and then this is AI.
That I would believe.
Possibly.
But I can't believe the entire thing is AI.
The milk bounce.
Okay, I can believe that like everything after this is like AI.
Because it does bounce.
But then I don't know.
The fluid dynamics are really fucking good if this is AI.
The thing that makes it look like it's AI is not even like the way the fluid works, but the way that it like busts out the side of the cap.
I don't know.
I can believe it.
Jet sucks is what I'm trying to say here.
There's more.
I think there's more of this.
Now, this could also, is this also AI?
you have to tell me is this him and him injecting his thigh with ozempic Is that AI?
You know, I just want to say this, that he's like best friends with like a boxing obsessed workout addict.
Trump Creating Tension Now00:08:32
Why is he shooting up Ozempic with like a spare tire when he could just ask Sam Hyde to like spar with him or some shit?
Is Sam Hyde unwilling to do this?
Is Sam Hyde unwilling to spend any time with Jet Neptune to like help him achieve maximum physique?
Like if I was friends with Sam Hyde, I don't know.
I might try it.
Maybe he did try.
He just got punched in the face and it was like, fuck that.
And then confirms that he is on Ozempic and Dana.
I don't know why his avatar is Caesar from New Vegas.
So evil supervillain.
That's really cringe.
Why is this guy in charge of fish tank, John?
Why, why?
What does he do?
And then someone asked him to stop burping and farting.
And he follows me.
I recognize this guy into his microphone constantly.
And he says no.
In fact, he says that it's low IQ to not want someone burping and farting into the microphone.
I don't understand the deliberate effort to be as obnoxious as possible.
Okay.
Next, Nick Fuentes.
Nick Fuentes has apologized to the Jewish woman that he sprayed toxic nerve gas smoke at.
I have to do a quick little captcha sesh here.
Okay.
Where's the apology up?
Oh, I guess we don't get to see the apology.
I want to hear the apology.
It was a boilerplate apology.
I apologize for overreacting to your uninvited visit, she said.
She's not, he's not showing true remorse, chat.
Not truly remorseful for spraying her with the toxic nerve gas smoke.
In response, Rose said Fuentes has been coddled by the justice system, said that Fuentes was the one who did something illegal.
All I'm seeking is justice.
But he did pay for her phone that he broke.
So he did apologize.
He apologized.
The system said, you got to apologize.
You got to puck her up and apologize.
He had to do a little goy shuffle for her, but she's not satisfied because he didn't apologize correctly.
He then said this after the apology, after the war started, he went on Twitter and said, Trump betrayed Mega and America first.
He has lost his mandate to govern.
I cannot and will not vote for the GOP unless they put America and Americans first.
If you keep voting after they dragged us into a regional war with Iran, then you will vote for absolutely anything.
Look, I honestly don't give a fuck.
Just get rid of the Mexicans and especially the Indians.
Just get rid of the Indians.
Look, the Mexicans, look, they've been here for a while.
Okay.
Fuck it.
Just get rid of the Indians.
I'm begging you.
He also didn't even vote for Trump.
And then he says he'll leave the country.
I'm like a Democrat or like I wanted Kamala to win.
And it's like, you think I don't know that Trump is better than Kamala.
Everyone knows that.
But I love what you said about these like knock-on second order effects because you're 100% right.
Biden winning and like Trump getting banned from YouTube and all that.
That's probably why Elon bought Twitter.
Like that maybe doesn't happen in a universe where Trump won the 2020 election and all the other downstream effects that took place.
Trump being president now is sweeter than it would have been from 20 to 24.
And you could have never predicted that, like you said, that Biden winning would force the pendulum to swing in the other direction.
I think there was something true about, you know, Trump and Kamala in 24.
If Kamala inherited the war in Gaza and the Ukraine war, would we get something insanely radical in 28, like a real reset?
Maybe.
You can never know.
What I would say, though, about 28, and this is maybe new, is like when you look at what Trump is doing, he's creating a lot of tension right now.
The ICE raids, the militarization of law enforcement, the war everywhere in Venezuela, Ukraine, Iran, the advance of AI and technology.
It's like, if a Democrat wins in 29, I'm moving to another country because whoever comes into power from the left is going to want blood because they're going to want vengeance.
I agree with that.
I've said this exact thing where it's like, yeah, if they fuck everything up because they're not deporting enough Jeets and they can't pull off the deportation shit, like, I don't know.
Maybe I should leave because I have a feeling they're just going to kill you.
They're just going to start killing you at this point.
So he's planning to leave.
But where to, chat, is the million dollar question.
Well, he has some options to lay out.
So 28 seems to be like the last dance.
I'm going to be honest.
If we don't get it in 28, I'm just going to go in exile.
Like, seriously, if we don't get it in 28, you are going to see me in Vietnam somewhere.
The young apprentice, the chosen one, will find me in the jungles of Vietnam.
I've told this story before.
I'll be there running a coffee shop.
I'll be there running my donut shop.
Sort of ironic, right?
The Vietnamese came to America.
They opened all the donut shops.
I'm going to go to Vietnam and open one.
And I'll just go and live another life.
And one day in the future, Luke Skywalker, you know, the next chosen one is going to come and find me.
And they're going to say, tell me about the Groyper Wars.
They're going to say, they're going to say, Grouper leader, tell me about the Groyper Wars.
I'm looking for a great warrior.
Do wars make one great?
And I think that's, I think, honestly, and honestly, I think that's it.
We're either going to, we're either going to get our guy in 28.
We're either going to get our Caesar Augustus.
He's either going to take us all the way to the promised land and we're going to win or start winning or I'm out of here.
I'm done.
I'm out.
Like, forget about the Trump movement.
I'm like going out of America.
We had our fun.
We liked Chicago and everything.
But listen, there's just too much diversity here.
Way too much diversity, way too much crime.
I don't want to get killed by a fucking tranny.
You know, it's like at a certain point, it just becomes like not worth it.
Every day you're rolling the dice.
Am I going to get blasted by a black person in Nissan Altima driving on the shoulder?
Or you just drive into a neighborhood where you're the only white person.
Being me, you walk outside the house, some transsexual shows up with a 3D printed gun and eliminates you, you know.
So I'll just go to Mexico.
I'm returning to tradition.
You'll find me in the barrio.
What is the bar?
What is that, by the way?
Yo, I don't know.
You'll find me in Mexico and I'll be having it.
You know, my dollar will go a little further.
I'll be living in a brutalist mansion.
They have them down there.
I've looked.
Or Vietnam.
And that'll be the end of that.
But we're going to try one last time in 28.
Anyway, I digress.
I'm just joking a little bit.
We'll play it by ear.
I'm definitely going to have a backup plan, though.
See what happens on election night.
If it doesn't go our way, I'm on the first flight to Ho Chi Minh City.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
I was going to say, I was going to say, it's called Ho Chi Minh though.
It's like, no, Saigon's the old name.
And maybe he'll join me.
And maybe he'll join me.
No, I'm kidding.
You're not invited.
Fuck Groypers.
It's so weird how he doesn't exert himself in any meaningful way.
Like he has tens of thousands of followers.
If he doesn't have to spearhead a movement, but if he exerted pressure and got his people involved in an intelligent way that someone like I can't do, then he could change things for the better.
But he encourages this like complacency and defeatism continuously.
And then is wondering like, well, why does nobody, um, why does nobody listen to our movement?
It's like, well, all you do is cry about them being kikes or whatever on Twitter.
That's not a movement.
Like, if you, if you want people to appreciate your support, your fans have to go out and help them.
They have to like contribute to their campaign, either financially or by joining the volunteer team and doing door knocking and shit.
Like, why would anybody owe loyalty to you and your cause if you can't help them cross the finish line?
And he's just like a terminally useless person for that purpose for actually achieving things.
Complacency and Defeatism00:14:34
And then he said after this, I'm voting Democrat in 2026 because white people can play both sides too.
The GOP broke every promise.
Epstein filed cover-up, regime war in Iran, and no mass deportations.
The GOP must be purged and burned to the ground in 2026.
Hostile takeover in 2028.
What does that mean?
You don't know how to campaign.
You don't know how to campaign even for your own people right now.
How are you going to take over anything in 2028?
By what means?
Through what force?
Are your Groypers in the military?
Do you have like actual commissioned officers ready to stage a coup on your command?
Like, no, you don't have any resources to do anything.
It's just like delusions of grandeur backed by nothing.
You've accomplished nothing, dude.
Anyways.
This is Hambley.
Okay.
So Hambley had this to say.
He was upset that people had commented that he was upset that Melanie Mac had gotten married and was no longer on the podcast.
I think either short term or long term.
Wow.
This is cringe.
This overlay that makes it look like he's a Pokemon card or whatever the fuck, a Magic the Gathering card.
That's cringe.
But I guess this is what he does now.
His new YouTube channel is just burning money.
He's just burning money to the Pokemon rap.
That stories.
Anyways, he is upset about the Melanie Mac comments.
So he decides to say, no, child, I would not have sex with Melanie Mac.
And he'll clarify why.
If you're in the chat, worried about where Melanie Mac is, stop being such a fucking loser.
You know, you guys know she's married and she's on her honeymoon.
So if you're trying to like get a response by being a degenerate piece of shit, like know that she's my friend.
And that's right.
If you degenerates want to spin this kind of fan fiction, you should know that they're friends.
And he would never, ever cross that line with his friend and make inappropriate sexual comments or advances towards her.
It's not going to work.
I suppose it worked by getting me to say that.
Yeah.
I'm super pumped that we got that good pull on Pokemon because the Pokemon openings have been brutal.
Yeah.
There's also this like weird, like Jeremy's friends with a girl, so he's definitely trying to sleep with her thing that is being perpetrated by only people who have never been allowed around girls.
And I don't know what to tell you.
That's right.
As a man, as a ladies' man, as a man who knows how to treat and talk to women, nothing, something that you, chat, would never understand.
Something that PPP and Andy Wolski even allowed around women could never contemplate.
Fortunately, for the A-logs, the gay logs, he does know how to talk about women without causing issue here, as he will demonstrate.
You know, I'm friends with a lot of girls and you're allowed to watch football with them and be married.
And you're trying to sleep with them.
Tell them, Jared.
I don't know I'm a boob guy anyway.
So let's clarify here.
Let's instant replay.
No, I'm a boob guy anyway.
My defense.
No, I am not sexually harassing my employee because she has no titties.
She is flat-chested.
She is melonless mech.
She has no sex appeal to me whatsoever.
And these are completely fine things for me to say about somebody I consider a friend and an employee.
It's like a totally weird fan fiction.
I like my boobs, you know, two scoops full.
All right.
So I love Melanie, but, you know, as a friend, it's easy to do.
She's great.
She's a ride or die type of person.
Do I think she's scoopless, Chad?
She's scoopless.
You can hear it.
You can hear it clinking around.
Jared is spoon in that bowl.
Tink, tink, tink.
There's no scoops left.
It's empty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get back with the content.
Well, the last thing I have to open right now is another Lorewin Eclipse booster box.
So just for the record, Jeremy Hamley is married.
There are pictures of his wife that are available on the internet, him and his wife.
And I don't know, Jeremy, maybe you shouldn't say things like, I prefer well-endowed women with bountiful bosoms because that could cause marital issues based on an independent analysis of the situation.
It would be an inappropriate thing to say, Jare.
By the way, this comment down here is saying, he just contributed to the Kiwi Farms GoFundMe, by the way.
Say it plays an essential service.
He can't afford to lose LOL.
And then this guy says, praying for his own obituary.
This is in reply to this.
I have been doomer pilled about a legal situation that's unfolding, which I will explain in due time.
And part of my explanation will include a hard line that either certain things are funded or I can't continue to host the forum.
And I'm going to have to draw in the near future a hard line and say, like, look, this is what we need.
And if we don't get it, I'm fucked.
To which Jeremy replied, he actually has unblocked me and followed me in the time since.
But when he posted this, I was still blocked.
That even though Kiwi Farms has been a source of constant annoyances for me, and even Josh Moon, its owner hates me, Kiwi Farms provides a valuable service to the lowercase I internet, and I'm willing to help how I can.
Now, he offered to pay for the entire Ricada body cam footage thing, and he did not contribute to that crowdfunding thing for old Glory Pay.
And he is now like once again offering to like step in and pay for something or make it completely fucking unambiguous.
Hambley has never talked to me about giving me money in any way, shape, or form for any context or service or whatever the fuck.
It has never happened.
I don't know if he's like planning to like cut a check or if he's hoping I'll now DM him and be like, Master Jia, Master Jia, tell me what sweeping do you bid, Sa?
I will take your blank check to cover my needs.
But that's not happening either.
The Kiwi Farms is you can spend money on it if you support the site, but there are no strings attached to this money because I can't provide any.
It's just not possible.
So I don't know.
Honestly, I don't know if he's saying this, hoping I'll reach out to him and we'll work something out.
I offered last year.
I was kind of vaguely interested in doing a coffee thing, but that just didn't happen.
And then kind of like how what's his face doing the hot sauce?
Billy Mitchell doing the hot sauce would be interesting to do.
That never happened.
And at this point, it's probably a bad idea.
So I don't know.
Like, I don't know what he's pitching.
Except my thought is he's saying this: like, yes, I will perhaps even give one of my Rolexes to Josh Moon to keep the Kiwi Farms alive.
It's the least I can do after the hours of entertainment and the important service it renders to the lowercase internet.
You know, just like that kind of thing.
And then it was like, oh my God, you're such a good person.
You're such a good person doing that or whatever the fuck.
But then it's like, not actually.
That kind of thing.
That's how it reads to me, at least.
All right.
That is the Jerry Bear segment.
Next, short Fato Taku says something extremely, completely fucking inappropriate and cringe.
Really, really fucking cringe.
I hate this guy, by the way.
If you didn't know, let me state this formally for the record.
I fucking hate this guy completely and totally.
So you might know that I dated a Chinese girl named Wei back in university.
And at this point, at this point, it's been, dude, at this point, it's been almost 20 years since my first year of university.
Like, holy fuck, am I old?
Yes.
Holy shit, dude.
You've been complaining that you're old since you were 29.
I don't care anymore.
But listen, listen, okay.
Eventually, Wei and I break up.
She meets a new guy.
She gets married to him.
She has a kid with him.
I lose touch.
Fine, whatever.
Well, good.
Considering that you guys weren't dating anymore.
Well, yeah.
Sometimes you keep people on your face or whatever.
So just make it clear.
His wife is very clearly signaling to him.
I find it completely inappropriate that you have maintained a Facebook relationship friendship with this woman, even though you are now married and it's now 10 years later.
So already she's unhappy about this situation as it as it progresses.
You always like block all your exes or something.
Well, I mean, now I have indicating again, doubling down.
We are now married and therefore the games are over, Mr. Dev or Rev or whatever the fuck your name is.
I guess Dev, it says it right on his fucking shirt.
It's like a hello, my name is Dev type thing going on here.
Yes, Dev, and we're now married and therefore I have blocked all of my exes.
But dude, I think I think her, something appeared on Facebook or something.
I forget how I found out, but in the past few months, I discovered that her kid might be like six or seven years old.
Okay.
Right.
And I was like, dude, time's fucking flying.
Yeah.
Like, that's wild.
Kids age fest.
And then I made the joke with Dave.
I'm like, I'm waiting for her to die.
I'm waiting for that kid.
I don't care what gender the kid is.
I'm waiting for that kid to turn 80.
Why?
Wife is now in a panic.
Red flags are shooting out of her head like fireworks.
What is happening?
What are you saying?
Abort this sentence.
This is a poor thing.
This is a poor choice of words.
I'm waiting for that kid to turn 80.
Why?
So I can take my revenge out on their ass.
What the fuck, Dev?
In case you don't know, she is trying to sound reasonable because she's live streaming, but that's anger in her voice.
If you can't pick up on that, no.
You know what?
If it's a girl, I'm going to fucking rail on it.
Oh, my fucking God.
Outright saying, I'm going to cheat on my wife and sodomize a fresh 18-year-old.
I'm going to be like that, that silver-haired fox who comes in and like just daddy issues.
You're not even a fucking fox.
I'll be able to like, I'll be able to rail her.
And if it's a guy, she's now suffering internally.
She's thinking about things her mother and father said to her about spending the rest of her life with this guy.
She's suffering internally.
She's regretting her life choices.
If it's a guy, if it's a guy, I'm going to like feminize him and turn him trans.
Then I'm going to fuck him.
Oh my fucking god.
She's now in a state of disbelief and shock.
She's feeling nauseous.
She is considering if she could possibly just kill herself at this point in time.
I'm going to get.
I was making this joke with Dave yesterday.
I was like, I'm going to get my revenge.
Yeah, is that why you're making it with Dave, not for me?
He's like, fucking B-dress.
I'm going to make, I'm going to get, as soon as they turn 18, I'm getting my revenge on away.
It's going to be fucking awesome.
He doubles down because he has autism and doesn't understand that she's actually very disgusted by him.
And then Dave was like, oh, what?
Are you going to rape this?
I was like, I'm going to rape them.
He's now brought up rape apropos of nothing.
It used to be a consensual fantasy of his, but now rape is explicitly on the table.
Dave, I was like, Dave, listen, listen.
If I was going to rape them, why would I wait until I was 18?
I'm already breaking.
He's now saying that he would not bother waiting to 18 if he was going to rape them because he might as well rape a child instead.
Because who gives a fuck at that point?
A crime's a crime.
What does it matter if you rape an adult versus a child?
Is his logic?
He's literally what he's saying.
Oh, my God, Dev!
Oh, my God!
We're going to get demonetized.
The wife is thinking the only reason why it would ever stay with you after this point is that you make money and you're not going to make money once you get demonetized for advocating for child rape.
Jesus Christ.
She's laughing out of embarrassment.
Oh, my God.
Fucking God.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Listen.
Is this why you asked me to come on this one?
You knew this stupid child.
Obviously, a joke.
Obviously, a joke.
He's just read chat for the first time and realized that what he said sounded absolutely abhorrent.
And even his own chat believes that.
So now he's walking it back.
RIP Dev's channel.
God.
God.
His wife, despite diminished mental capacity, is still internally processing what was just said.
Like if you got scalding hot water dumped on your face, you would be blinded and trying to recover.
I'm allowed to make jokes on the internet.
No, you're not.
You're banned.
Fucking good of thought police, you know, you idiot.
Wow, bass, An anime avatar moderator thinks that child rape is bass, By the way, that wow, bass, comment is a tranny meme, and it came from when trannies were reacting to.
I think the first time it was ever used was a tranny posted, like, did you know that they're trying to let children take HRT?
And then the tranny is going, oh, wow, but thinking that's base, getting children on HRT.
So that's that's like a tranny reference that he's regurgitating.
There you go.
Um, from the weekly sip for March 1st, is this still up?
Has he deleted this in shame yet?
2.7k views, 140,000 subscribers, 21 comments.
I see.
Okay.
Um, interesting.
We'll check back in on the anime community later.
Apparently, I missed something when it came to Elijah Schaefer.
Elijah Schaefer Arrest Warrant00:16:40
Hold up.
I think it's Elijah Schaefer.
I missed something on.
Let me read the comments.
I didn't read the tweets.
That's what I didn't do.
Okay, back to Elijah Schaefer.
I'd like to swivel it around.
So Elijah says, Brittany Vinty is a disgusting whore with a fat roast beef labia.
Every guy who fucks her tells me she has nothing going for her besides her extremely saggy tits.
My guys who fucked her were disgusted by her giant areola to nipple ratio.
Gross bitch with STDs.
Stay away.
Two protects one says, Damn, you saying she got saggy sausage nipples.
Elijah Safer says, disgusting.
Never met a guy who doesn't regret it.
Elijah Safer says, but when you go down on her, you have to bring bread because it's a whole damn roast beef sandwich.
Allegedly gives guys STDs and is proud of it.
She is a step below a whore because even the most desperate guys I know wouldn't touch her.
She doesn't wash her pussy either and it stinks.
Pearl Davis interjects to say, you have taken out two of my enemies, Elijah, crying, laughing cat emojis.
Brittany Venti actually replies and says, crazy how people will say anything about me and crash out over me while also having me blocked.
And then this guy named Kay says, okay, yeah, but do you have massive labia or not?
And I don't believe there's a reply to this.
So we'll never know, chat, except for the Britney fuckers.
They will know.
Pearl Davis, dude, I don't mean to be nasty, but I bet you Pearl Davis undress is not a sight to behold.
Okay.
I just have a feeling that she's probably fucking vile.
Okay.
Next, Charl Warwick, aka Styx Hexenhammer 666 says, Tarl has a $2,500 warrant for his arrest.
This was substantiated by something said in the courtroom that was later verified to be true.
And it took a while to be issued, but it is a bench warrant.
And here's why.
Styx, no showed court.
Styx had an obligation to appear in front of a judge in regards to, I believe, discharging a weapon unlawfully.
And when it came time for court, he was not there.
And the judge was even trying to help him because the judge offered his attorney, his court-appointed attorney, to assist him by entering in his side of the deal.
And the attorney says, I can't offer him any bargain or any statement because he's fired me and he wishes to proceed pro se.
So after firing his attorney and proceeding pro se, he then ducked court.
So the court got to hear both that he is proceeding pro se and that he was also not there, which led the judge to issuing him on the spot a $2,500 bench warrant, which apparently, okay, I included this because it's funny.
Here's Tartal making his escape.
This is a scene from the parts of the Caribbean, if you've not watched the movie.
It's actually a pretty good movie.
And then Styx finally woke up from his slumber like a day later, I want to say.
This was on Monday.
No, it was on Monday.
And then seven hours later, seven hours.
It took him seven hours to realize that he had court that day to say, apparently an arrest warrant was issued to me not attending a case, hearing on stupid charge.
I got absolutely no notification of this hearing by any means.
What's your issue, tyrants?
So he's complaining that he can't keep a calendar.
Apparently, his attorney, prior attorney, knew somehow.
So there was definitely some way to keep track of your schedule.
Probably was told to him his last day in court.
Showed up in court and said, okay, the next hearing will be on March the 2nd.
Be there.
And he didn't listen because he was retarded and then he forgot.
I guess he expected like a notification on his phone.
You got court tomorrow.
Be sure to be there.
Like, no, they expect you to keep track of that.
That's part of the attorney's job, actually.
It's one of the many services they offer you for free when you're an indigenous defendant.
Okay.
And then, okay, warrant comes out.
And apparently he has absconded from the state of New Hampshire to the far-flung state, the refuge from any New Hampshire arrest warrant, Vermont.
Everybody knows that the state line between Vermont and New Hampshire is sacred, that the sovereignty of Vermont cannot be infringed by those libertarians on the other side, and that no New Hampshire state trooper can ever cross there.
That is where the long arm of the New Hampshire police ends.
So he is saying, well, the state of Vermont wants to slate ridge me.
We'll explain soon.
I don't think he ever explained, though.
That's true.
I don't think he ever explained.
Oh, this is funny.
I'll play this.
Police raided the Motel 6 at 4 a.m.
Don't make me do it.
No, Unfortunately, slate ridged.
I appreciate the little attention to detail where Hambley's voice is slowed down.
Really ties the whole thing together.
God, why are there so many pages?
Have I missed something?
Let's see.
Apparently, an arrest warrant was issued for me after not attending a case.
Hearing.
Oh, I heard that.
You mean the one the judge scheduled when you pretended to have a seizure and go to the hospital and had your mom go to court for you?
Stop fucking lying, six.
Jesus Christ, get your shit together.
And he says, are you claiming I need to physically know, psychically know about the hearing?
And then 6 says, I think people give, think I give a fuck.
I do not.
This guy is not going to do well in prison.
I have a feeling.
You may get down on one knee, but you'll never get me down until I am a warwick.
I'm going to repeat that in a normal voice so you can understand me.
You may get me down on one knee, but you will never get me down on two.
I am a Warwick.
Let me crashed out.
Honestly, I need to fucking feature this.
I'm going to bookmark this and feature it.
Everyone seems to have gone totally crazy.
Wait, 6 act normal now.
Everyone seems to have gone crazy.
When the pirate YouTuber with the rap sheet is the common, reasonable person in the room, don't you think there's a bit of an issue?
I mean, you have an arrest warrant now.
That's pretty big deal for most people.
The governments of the world firebomb kids, censor their people, kill, enslave, destroy.
They run everyone down like serfs, but your justice system is infallible.
Your chosen political party is holy.
Oh, woe is me, negligently discharging a firearm at a spouse or domestic partner.
It happens to everyone, but God's chosen the government's few elite.
See no repercussions.
Uh, let's see.
Anything else?
There's the warrant.
Failure to appear.
Bothering people is a form of amusement for me.
Always was.
If witchcraft, if witchcraft all the fools condemn, it turns around and crushes them.
So now he's rhyming for some reason.
Maybe that makes the magics more powerful.
Self-deprecation is the greatest humor.
I do not trust those who do not use it.
What do you call a celibate vermonerer?
Someone who doesn't own sheep.
Oh, he's trying to say Vermonter, like someone from Vermont.
And then he's saying that they fuck sheep.
Okay, I got you.
Then these are body camphores from her arrest.
I'm just not going to watch.
I don't think it's going to be that interesting.
Wait, wait, wait.
So he appeared.
Did he appear on the Hambly podcast recently?
Interesting.
Sorry.
I'm learning things as I go through this.
Okay.
So Quarter Pounder is trying to.
Wait, so he appeared on the.
That was a long time ago, though.
If you don't remember a long time ago, Stick Sex and Hammer showed up on Hambley's stream.
I think this is the very old stream.
And he got so blackout drunk, he like actually nodded off midstream.
And while Quartering was trying to have like a serious discussion, and it infuriated him so much that he lost his temper, like he was visibly seething the entire time.
It was very keynote.
It was very, it was very funny.
Okay.
That's it.
Daniel Larson, who I never talk about because he's not funny to me, has been rolled competent to stand trial.
He faces multiple charges of using interstate electronic commerce to issue threats to the White House and other federal installations.
Very specifically, he threatened to blow up the White House.
Somehow, they came to the conclusion that he is competent to stand trial.
I guess the bar is really, really high for incompetence.
And he will be facing life in prison, I'm pretty sure.
For his IQ score is 72, which is two points higher than 70, which is legally retarded.
So he is like two points above the threshold for legal retardation.
I would fight that.
If I was his defender, I would fight that and said, this is fucking bullshit.
If he took a test while sleepier, he would have, he would have failed.
Bob is paying for a lawyer for Daniel and he dropped the public defender.
Dude, you got to contest this.
Like, don't get me wrong.
I've listened to like 10 minutes of Daniel Larson in my entire life.
That dude is fucking retarded.
And you cannot try him as a competent adult.
That's just not fair, man.
That's not fair.
He needs to be in a insane asylum.
He does not need to be in a federal penitentiary.
So, yeah, buddy.
And then, okay, so Synthetic Man did a playthrough of a remake of Resident Evil 9 Requiem.
And there's an interesting thing that Perfect Day pointed out because as it so happens, the Resident Evil game is by Capcom.
And last stream, I talked about another game that Capcom was publishing called Pragmatica or some shit.
And I noted that the advertising heavily featured a porcelain doll, child beauty pageant-looking child whose feet was like a main star of the trailer.
Well, as it turns out, in this other Resident Easel Eel game that they recently released or republished by Capcom, there is a child character in it.
And surprise, she is also a weird porcelain doll, uh, hyper-realistic model.
Now, before the child was introduced in the plot, people who had played the game before, because Synthetic Band had not played the game before, were excited for this character to be introduced.
You have Noko Pilot saying, time for uh-oh.
Wonder what that means, chat.
More bouncing, lots of crying emojis.
They're crying because it's so sad that she's in poor condition.
She's so tiny crying, she can't defend herself against the zombies.
Chat is what they're saying here.
Crying, and then this guy says, C-U-N-Y, which I assume is him showing his support from being from the uh the uh New York University that has the same acronym here.
Crying, crying, crab dancing.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Okay, uh, wait, no, the crabs are-I don't know.
I don't want to make that link.
Lots of crying here, as you can see, the little child is scared, they're crying for her child lying on the bed, they're crying for her.
Lots of crying.
Oh, her feet are visible now.
The chat is uh, is like, oh no, we can see her feet.
She doesn't even have she doesn't, she's in a fucking zombie apocalypse as a child, and she doesn't even have shoes.
Chat, completely defenseless, can't even go for a walk down the street because God knows that during an apocalypse, there would be glass, and then you got zombie blood, and that's just a recipe for disaster there.
So, they're pointing out that she doesn't even have shoes on, they're crying about her feet being visible.
Um, apparently, during this segment, uh, the way that the little girl latched onto her, she bounces the entire time while being carried, causing more people to cry because you know, it's very difficult for her to be carried like that, but she has to be carried because she has no shoes.
Cute and funny, Enjoyer69 in particular, is extremely distraught about the tragic things that we're seeing in this.
Um, then we have meme central, who is critiquing this game's poor quality voice acting.
He says, This little girl sounds like she's 25.
Angry emoji, like an angry, like pulse in your head vein pulse emoji, indicating that he would prefer more accurate voice acting, probably criticizing this English dub and not at all saying that he wished it sounded more like a child.
That's uh, not what he's saying there.
He just wants accuracy.
Aquila's Ranger is again uh crying and shouting out the name of his university.
Let's see, best character crying, Margie's lots of people from New York shouting out their university.
Oh, look, this guy's even using the feet emoji.
Now, listics using the feet emoji, crying about the shoes again.
Very upset about that.
Let's see, it's just more of the same.
You understand the point, chat.
Um, after 10 minutes of depriving his chat, synthetic man picks up the child again, lost in a torrent of C-U-N-Y university enthusiasm.
Crying emojis, smashing emojis, grape emojis.
Harambe88 asks the ask an ot what the fuck kind of word is this: osios osios, osios.
This says odeos in the thing, osios serving no practical purpose or result.
Ask an osios question: How old is Emily?
She is probably about the same age as Aisha, the youngest wife of the Prophet Muhammad, who was six when he was married to her and nightly raped her, which is true.
It's a true statement, which makes this an A-ok under Sharia.
You can rest easy, Harambe.
Sounds like I wrote that.
So the child dies on screen when the child section came to an end and the first child dies and then turns to a zombie.
In the next screenshot, you can see the main character attempting to perform CPR on the chest of the little girl, which gives more bouncing motion and more physical touching, which elucidated the reactions you can probably anticipate at this point.
Notice below a viewer, Harambe88 again saying, no point letting a good opportunity to waste immediately after the child dies on screen and before she turns to a zombie.
Fascinating.
The guy below letting us know he would still fuck the child after she turned into a zombie.
Well, at least as a zombie, her feet won't be cut up on the pavement, chat.
Fascinating.
Thank you, synthetic man, for bringing your audience to the internet.
I hope the money is worth it.
I hope you're proud of yourself and the direction that your life is going.
Next.
is it time okay let's wait no this was at a segment okay Okay.
So a long time ago, Patrick Tomlinson.
I should do this better.
I meant to organize this better.
Patrick Tomlinson posted a picture of his backside with a knife in his pants and his butt crack.
Why he did this is a mystery to literally everybody.
However, what happened to that knife no longer is.
If you remember, Patrick Tomlinson rinsed out half of his home on Airbnb.
And the knife, because people now go to his Airbnb to make fun of him and cause him problems.
The knife from the ass crack picture can be found in the knife block present in his Airbnb.
So every person at the Airbnb who has ever used that knife to cut any kind of food has used an ass crack knife to do so.
Very cool.
Militaristic Stance on China00:03:51
What an incredible hunch that this person had.
Let's go check for that ass cracked knife.
And sure enough, the ass crack knife is there.
All right.
Oh, I have more to go.
Let's sort this in the back here.
Okay, Hassan Piker.
Hassan Piker is very upset about the war in Iran, but he is crashing out over what this woman said about Taiwan.
Taiwan is invaded.
I want to ensure that we have codified passive support to sell Taiwan weapons if Congress wills it.
So Trump just can't overrule it or whoever the president is.
That's in Congress's hands and that we can militarily step in to defend Taiwan with naval fleets for interception and selling weapons.
It's just silence in case you're wondering.
He's not saying anything.
It's just an anger.
He's so angry he can't even speak.
I think he had appeared with her or something or he had endorsed her in some way.
What's the issue here?
Coming out with a firm stance that you will defend Taiwan militarily if invaded, that is not like that.
That's red hot, totally red alert.
What are you?
A lot of people yell at me because of my conversations with Matt Duss.
That is firmly to the right of Matt Duss.
That is firmly to the right of.
Oh, I thought he was going to say that that was a bad take to get elected because that's a very contentious opinion.
And in the United States, we maintain the status quo for what we call straight relations with Taiwan.
We never explicitly say that we would ever militarily defend Taiwan because that, or we never acknowledge Taiwan as either a part of China or as an independent country.
We play a lot of games to keep China happy with that.
So I thought he was freaking out.
It's like, oh, you're not going to win the election if you're saying shit like that.
But no, apparently that's a militaristic, imperialistic, anti-communist stance to take.
Most foreign policy analysts in the United States of America.
It stems entirely from a place of being green, completely uneducated.
If you think that this is like a fully flushed-out worldview that she is explaining, it's literally just being a 26-year-old.
Oh, because I like the not respond to request for comment, but a source close to the campaign told dropside that the advisor's emails did not accurately represent her views saying taking on authoritarianism but vehemently against the military-industrial complex in a continuation intervention approach.
Look, guys, we want to help democracy and shit, but we're not going to do anything to defend it.
Fuck that.
That's that's cringe.
Being a military, having a military cringe.
Yeah, but even then, it doesn't matter.
Um, her statement on stop.
She is definitely a very bad foreign policy advisor.
That much is clear.
Many of these people, many Americans are still Americans, even if they're Palestinian Americans.
They're still American and they don't factor in foreign policy at all into their approach, with the exception of Palestine.
Her Palestinian background should have caused her to be a lot more to have a lot better fleshed-out worldview, especially on foreign policy.
The way he is stuttering, trying to get through this, you know how he went to China?
He's paid for for sure.
They're like giving him tons of money to like take an anti-war stance with China 100% because China does this shit all the time.
They do it continuously.
They realize that everybody in the U.S. is for sale.
All of our companies, all of our politicians, all of our influencers.
And like, hey, why don't you have a full expense paid vacation?
We'll put you in one of those fancy cockpits where you can go in the double decker, like in the little hump of the plane.
We'll put you in one of these $10,000 seats both ways.
Drones Kill Civilians Now00:03:51
You can come by.
You can have fun in the Red Square, eat some good food.
We'll pay for everything.
And then we'll supplement your payments with $10,000 through whatever the fuck.
We'll drop a bar of gold off at your house every day.
And they're like, okay, great.
Okay, but the rule is: remember, remember, never insult the Chinese party.
Never, ever, ever endorse Taiwan's sovereignty.
Never endorse any kind of military support for Taiwan.
And well, buddy, you gotta get that.
You gotta get that go up.
Gotta get that cheddar.
Oh, and then they saw that the dog was alive.
There was a conspiracy that the dog had been killed.
Many people were speculating that the dog had died.
Maybe he was thinking about it, but decided against it.
Then he had this hot take.
Again, that's a shahed drone.
Like, that's crazy.
My God.
Bro, you really actually don't need like I was thinking about this with like the Afghanistan, uh, the Taliban-Pakistan fight that was taking place.
And I was really thinking about this.
You really don't need suicide bombing anymore, you know?
Because like he was dwelling on the concept of committing suicide to martyr for Ishlam and came to the conclusion that really it's an obsolete tactic.
And you can kill civilians and terrorize people with drones now.
Really, it's very insightful.
Guy was like, oh, you have nuclear arms, but we have like suicide bombers.
Like, we'll just blow up your country with suicide bombers.
And it's like, you really don't need that anymore in drone warfare, right?
You don't need that at all.
Just make fucking drones.
Just you can purchase them from, you know, you can purge them in the online marketplace.
Like, China literally sells.
They don't want you to know this, but you can buy suicide bomb drones off of Alibaba.
I had a hundred suicide bomb drones.
In fact, I get them directly from the CCP.
Like explosive ordnance delivery mechanisms that you can put to a DGI drone that you can purchase like at virtually no significant cost.
Do you have any specific models or suppliers for this?
How would I get the explosive compounds, Mr. Hassan?
How do I detonate?
I need you to give me a full rundown.
What kind of drones, what explosive compounds work best for this delivery mechanism?
And what is the detonation system?
Can you give me like a notepad for this?
Comparison to like, you know, sophisticated equipment that you need to put together.
So, um, I guess, like, you kind of at that point, you're doing that for the love of the game, right?
Like, you're doing suicide bombing just for the love of the game.
Because, like, you want to keep it old school.
Is that what it is?
Why is bro saying that?
I'm just saying it's like insane that.
I mean, this is basically, this is functionally what you could get away with if you facilitated like a somewhat difficult to pull off suicide bombing strike, right?
Can Dan Clancy recommend?
Do you guys have like an affiliate link with these suicide bombs type things?
Does Dan Clancy authorize it?
Can I get an affiliate link to your Alibaba page that has the suicide?
Look, I'm just trying to help you out, Hassan.
Just give me your affiliate link for the suicide bombs.
And instead, you're just using a shothead drone that's like, what, $10,000?
It's crazy.
Aran, let me give you a hint, brother.
You're spending way too much on these drones.
We got to simplify this.
You got to import resources from China to streamline the production of the suicide drones so we can kill more innocent civilians in a fit of fucking rage.
How terrifying this process is.
Okay.
I like how someone in the comments says, please don't slander China.
Weapon trafficking is still illegal.
Don't slander China, guys.
This is one of Hassan's people.
William Osmond Reckless Stun Gun00:15:58
He knows not to do that.
He has to listen to this guy.
All right.
This is a clip of William Osmond, who I've never heard of before, doing something that many considered reckless.
A stun gun.
Ooh, potato, you're going to love this.
Ah, no, no, take it away, take it away, take it away.
This is fine.
No, no, no.
So just say, no, those are called less than lethal weapons.
They're not called non-lethal weapons because they can kill you, but they just don't try to kill you.
So if you were to deploy thousands of volts of electricity into a child, it probably could kill them.
So I just want to hear, you have this guy.
This name of this video, by the way, is I don't have a drinking problem.
And then he's unboxing this shit.
I just love how the motherly instinct comes in.
It's like incapable of forming words or language.
She's just like, no, She screams, actually.
She screams.
She just realized that her child was given an arm taser and she was screaming in shock and panic, begging him to get that fucking thing away from it.
Take it away, take it away, take it away.
This is fine.
They even cut some stuff out here.
I bet you they had an argument where, because look, he's smiling and then he's not smiling.
Here, they had a fucking, they had a little domestic right here.
Her little cut-out little domestic that happened right after that.
This is fine.
This is fine, he says.
Okay.
Great.
Cool.
Oh, God, Anthony Kumia.
Anthony Kumia apparently got hassled and did something.
Let's check it out.
Step on my man.
Don't win.
Come on.
You got it.
Look at this pedophile.
Just got denied a handshake.
Look at that.
I thought you left the city.
I wonder why he's upset.
What a real reaction to this.
Whoa, whoa, buddy.
In case you're wondering, Anthony Kumia, despite having the funniest fucking Twitter account with the most unhinged racist statements that I absolutely adore him for, Anthony Kumia did have a relationship with like a 16-year-old girl when he was like 50-something.
So that's really sus.
I can't co-sign anything that he says, even though his tweets are really good.
And I can't even say that without people getting mad at me.
I can't help it.
They're racist.
It's funny.
Look at that.
I thought you left a city.
Who are you?
Who's Sue Lightning?
A transgender woman.
Oh, East Eye woman.
Ah, cringe, bro.
I just defended your Twitter account and then you said transgender woman, bro.
Come on, bro.
What's going on?
Why?
It's the Josh curse.
It really is.
It's after I decided I liked his tweets.
Like, I didn't know anything about him.
It altered the timeline.
And then he molested a child and fucked a dude.
And it's just how it happens.
Like, things morph as I like things.
Who are you?
I thought you left New York.
You raised his visa shit.
Who are you?
Who's your cringe cameraman?
Pedophiles and races.
Who are you?
I'm asking who you are.
I am a person that recognizes a scumbag on the streets in New York.
There you go.
Oh.
Oh, did he just assault him?
Oh, he did.
He angry.
Angry.
I don't know what he grabbed.
I guess his glasses.
Yeah, that's on camera, but I don't want to do that.
Look at that.
Fuck your mother.
See that?
You're lucky I don't press charges.
Yeah, you're lucky I don't fucking stop you.
Why would you stomp me?
I didn't do anything.
Well, you're being a dick is what you're doing.
So what?
We're in New York, baby.
All right.
True New Yorker.
These are Donald Trump's people.
I'm telling you, this is why when that mayor came down to Washington and Trump and him did like a really nice press release and I was like, what the fuck?
They're supposed to hate each other.
It's because they're Niña Akas.
He's been there his entire life.
He's like, ah, I'm fucking mayor in here.
Watch where you're fucking mayor and I'm the fucking president.
I don't give a fuck who you are.
And then Trump explains, oh, I built that Trump Tower.
Oh, that Trump Tower on that street.
I walk by that every day.
And they just hit it off really great.
Okay.
That's all right.
Forget that.
I thought it was a good thing.
Fuck Yamada.
What?
I feel like I should probably document this.
Look at that.
I got a bloody lip.
Anthony Kumi punched me in the face at.
He's soy-jacking.
He's soyjacking.
He's like, What?
I got a bloody lip, bro.
Sack of shit.
Okay, and then this is, I don't know.
This is apparently related to this.
This is in the Dabbleverse.
Listen, I don't know fucking anything about this shit.
I'm just kind of going through the motions.
Okay.
We're having a nice little detour.
We're going to see what's going on with this.
Okay.
So apparently, Stuttering John, don't know anything about him.
Went to Rodney's.
And then something happened.
Let me read the description.
Okay.
This was arguably the wildest night in Dabbleverse history.
Okay, so this is very important.
Quite a few dabblers, especially those who watched all this unfold in real time on TSN's Rodney Gate live stream, reckon that Stuttering John could have saved this had he fallen back onto his tried and true routine, complete with the squeegee bit after Tojo snatched his notes.
Of course, John, being the wet-brained drunk he is, was unable to pivot and decided to leave the stage like a pussy boy.
A fun wrinkle to this story is that being the headline act, John was supposed to perform a 45-minute set.
He didn't perform his full set.
Rodney's was obligated to offer refunds to patrons, and allegedly, some members of the audience left without settling their bar tabs.
No doubt this will become clearer as Dabblers Anonymous and the likes of Roko, Shuli, Carl, etc., conduct post-mortems on this complete cluster fuck.
They're talking about this like it's a military operation.
We need to count the casualties here.
Either way, Suttering John has shot the bed hard enough to burn a hole clean through the mattress.
Okay, it's 11 minutes long.
I don't know.
Is there like a timestamp for when this happens?
I imagine what happens is that he loses his notes, hopefully, immediately into this, and then locks off set.
So I'll skip to the end.
Yo, let me check up Let me check the new YouTube genus.
I want to check that.
So they all know him is the thing.
We're going to get his notes snatched.
Notes in hand.
Must be towards the end.
Where is the...
It must be right here.
Aha!
The dabbler.
I see the dabbler is dabbling on him.
Let's check.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Dabbled on.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
I just had my notes snatched and thrown on the floor.
So I'm going to, I'm going to praise the sun as a reflex.
Not you, not you, not you, not you, not you, not you, not you, not you, not you, not you.
I really appreciate the guy in the audience just chanting, not good, not good.
Thank you.
You suck.
Oh, boo.
Boo.
He was doing stand-up, but he had written all his notes down.
so somebody came and threw his notes down so he couldn't do his full 45-minute set.
I don't know what's up!
Pussy phone!
Oh, hold on!
Look, this is what normies do to torture the retarded, okay?
You don't understand.
Instead of doing it in the dignity of their own home, they have to go out in real life and find comedians and steal their notes and then chant pussy boy at them.
That's what normies do, okay?
They do gatherings where they can bully the retarded.
He couldn't memorize his set?
No.
As this guy says, let's see.
He could have fallen back on his tried and true routine.
Of course, John, being the wet-brained drunk he is, was unable to pivot and decided to leave the stage like a pussy boy, as they said.
So there you go.
The full details.
And one little announcement before I switch over to my favorite thing of all time.
Ethan Ralph has announced that he is traveling to Chicago, Illinois, not to suck Nick Filentez's dick and beg him for forgiveness, but to meet up with a black tour named Scarlett Hampton, I think her name is.
So he is going right now.
He's traveling.
Unfortunately, this will not happen before this stream, but maybe by next stream, we'll have some content related to the Ethan Ralph.
He's been busy arranging meetings, okay?
What's it?
Doing business dealings, okay?
Setting things up.
Things I don't do, okay, as a coward.
Not everybody can be Ethan Ralph, okay?
So hopefully, we'll get some mommy Scarlet on the next episode of Method the Internet.
The last thing you'd want is not to get a Mommy Scarlett update, but we'll see.
Hopefully that won't be exactly what happened.
All right.
So, oh, you know what?
I'll save this.
I'll save this for next stream because this is funny and it needs context.
He's the proper context.
All right.
Let me find my boy Bossman Jack.
Bossman Jack is smoking crack.
He is completely back on the Krakaruski crack rock.
And I think this is the clip where he just slaps himself around.
Spoiler alert.
Many people.
There is many subsections of the vibrantly diverse Bossman Jack community.
And among those sections are the pro-violence people.
These are the people who want to see Bossman Jack destroy things, including himself.
Does violence finally squirt?
We'll see.
Can I give you the 500 in the morning ring?
Okay, thank you very much, bro.
All right, I'll send it to you.
It'll be USDT.
All right.
Thank you very much, bro.
All right, that in the vault, so I wasn't sure.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can swap it.
Yeah, that's fine.
All right.
Is this that guy Blaze that's singing?
I think I said this before, but I'll say it again.
Blaze is the worst singer I've ever heard in my entire life.
Like, his band should be destroyed, and any evidence it ever existed should be destroyed.
Oh, you can't see.
Sorry.
Okay, I'll talk to you soon.
I'm streaming, so I'll get back to it.
All right, man.
See you.
Thank you again.
Bye.
All right, we can get out of 500, guys.
I'm going to see if I get the 700 on dice.
So I think he literally just called somebody and said, I'll pay you the 500 I owe you in Tether.
And then he's like, Let me just get this 500 up to 700 real quick.
And then I'll cash out the 500 for this guy.
just told him i'd pay right this second no bro i lost all His phone gone.
What the fuck was that?
Man, what the fuck is that, bro?
What the fuck was all those losses, dude?
No way, bro.
It is Blade.
It's so bad.
Whatever, dude.
Wait, this isn't the clip.
Sorry, chat.
I failed you.
That is pretty funny, though.
Here we go.
You guys shouldn't be back live.
Not 100%, though.
I think this is where violence squirts.
Alright, I'm waiting on him to load me up, but I'm about to...
Let's see.
Okay, he's got 5,000 Ethereum in here.
And he's going to hit the wheel.
Let's see.
Let's start.
Oh, he goes all the way to 10,000.
Okay, this is it.
This is where it starts.
The good part.
So he gets all the way up to 10,000 in Ethereum.
And he goes to the Roulette original game.
Roulette.
$110 bets.
This is OG.
He hasn't done Roulette in a long time.
Okay.
This is the blackest game ever, by the way.
When I went to Biloxi, I saw there was like an entire horde of black people surrounding the Roulette table and just gambling away their paychecks.
Church wait.
Okay, none of my numbers yet.
Come on.
Go ahead.
Craps.
Craps is one of the most fun games in a casino because you can like you can be like the antagonist and bet against the table and stuff.
There's like a social dynamic to craps that roulette doesn't have.
One more hit.
Bro, please stop.
Can I hit one number?
Bro, this is fucking crazy.
Block in dude.
Come on.
Bro.
It has not hit one number.
I've lost five bands.
Imagine losing 10k listening to Blade D. Bro, why the fuck that keep going?
Bro!
No way, dude!
What the fuck, bro?
Bro!
Oh my god!
It almost went in the zero.
No, no, no.
Bro.
I actually hate my fucking life, dude.
I actually gotta quit, dude.
I'm gonna fucking freak.
I'm gonna break my computer, dude.
That's actually really impressive.
He hasn't hit a single time.
I cannot believe I just fucking lost 10 bands like that, bro.
The violence squirted.
This one went on live stream fails.
The live stream fails.
Enjoyers ridiculed this cocaine addict.
Like the good redditors that they are.
I don't know.
See, the Bossman Jack segment is extraordinarily contentious.
We have all these high-quality clips that I could play for hours and hours.
And I would enjoy every listen when I'm stressed out.
I got the world banging down my door, right?
What do you do?
You pop into the Bossman Jack chat and keynote chat.
And then you watch some Bossman and lose it all play some RuneScape.
It's comfy, bros.
If you don't get it, there's no help in you.
Let's see.
Is there like a requested clip?
Let me check the chat real quick.
Chat, what is a suggestion for Parade Club?
We'll see what they have to say.
Smoking Bossman Jack Like Doobie00:10:01
It's up to them now.
I like it when he plays Candy Crush.
I don't know why.
Candy Crush looks really tasty.
That one and this one.
Not Candy Crush.
It looks like Candy Crush, though.
Sifu has been squirting today.
Okay.
I'll play Sifu as well.
Let's see what this is.
Oh, he's playing RuneScape.
Everybody's favorite.
Chat loves it when they play RuneScape.
No.
I don't know how he does it, but he like chews water.
It's the grossest fucking thing ever.
How's my game lens?
Like all those games.
Is this like a Slurp comp?
Fuck you.
I'm not playing a fucking Slurp Quant.
Fuck you.
Okay.
All right.
That's not happening.
I'm not playing a fucking Slurp Comp.
Fuck Shuffle.
I don't even take notes for Bossman because it's just like off the cuff, right?
But his current sponsor is a guy called Noah, or as he's, which owns shuffle.com, or as he's belovingly known by the Bossman Jack community as niggardly Noah, because he doesn't give Bossman any wins.
He repeatedly complains that Shuffle is rigged against him and takes it all back anytime he gets over a thousand or ten thousand dollars.
Now, I have asked Niggerly Noah to juice the Kiwi Farms a $7,000 AI computer, which I have identified as used on eBay, which is actually a really great deal.
And he should totally juice us it.
He has not replied.
So he is quite niggardly.
I have confirmed this.
However, Bossman Jack receives $1,000 every eight hours, which is approximately 2.77 $2.77 every minute.
So every minute, Bossman gets $2.77 paid up every hour.
So he gets $21,000 a week and $84,000 a month from Rainbow.
Not Rainbow, sorry, Shuffle.
He lost his sponsorship with Shuffle because what he did is, and this is why Niggardly Noah likes him so much, is when he was on Rainbet, which is like Chinese-owned, he ran up $50,000 off his, I think even higher.
He ran up like $80,000 or something.
And then he started losing.
He's like, fuck it.
They shut this shit off.
It's fucking over.
So he withdrew money that he had won off of his sponsorship to shuffle.
So he took $50,000 real dollars in crypto off of Rainbet and sent it to Shuffle.
He basically donated at the expense of one casino, his sponsor, to another casino, his current sponsor.
Niggerly Noah has told Bossman Jack if he manages to stay a sponsor for two months, he will buy him a Honda Civic Type R, which I might as well just bring this shit up on screen.
It's like a Honda Civic sports car, which is an absolutely ludicrous concept to me.
Like the entire point of a Honda Civic is that it's a daily drive, like a commute to work car.
How anybody could want a sports car edition of this is preposterous.
However, there is a very interesting caveat with this.
If we zoom in here and we see the interior of this lovely sports Honda Civic, you might notice something.
You might notice a stick as in a stick shift, as in a manual transmission.
These are all manual transmissions.
They do not make an automatic transmission Honda Civic Type R.
So if he were to buy this, he would have to know how to drive stick shift.
He doesn't know how to drive stick shift.
In fact, he hasn't even gone to the DMB yet.
He's been supposed to go to the DMB to get a state ID since he got out of rehab because he has to show ID to go to take his piss test and he doesn't have any form of identification anymore that's valid.
So he can't drive and he doesn't know stick shift, but he's going to, he's on the grind set for a Honda Civic type R.
This is why everyone loves Bossman Jack.
And if you don't understand it, you just have shit taste, basically.
So, yeah, this is the paradox of the Bossman world that we thrive in, chat.
And this is him losing at chicken.
Okay, this is great because it's Bossman losing at a game where it's literally a chicken trying to cross the road.
So I want you to consider how seriously he takes the chicken crossing the road game.
What the fuck am I doing, bro?
Don't torch his money.
Alright, we're good.
We're good.
Cash it.
Oh my god, bro No!
Oh my God!
I just lost three.
Bro, what the fuck?
Oh my God.
God!
Bro, oh my God, dude.
Bro, it's fucking crazy.
It does that.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
It just cuts off these fucking rig motherfuckers, bro.
I'm going to rainbat, dude.
I don't give a fuck no more.
I'm going to rainbat, bro.
Fuck Shuffle, dude.
I'm out, dude.
Give me my fucking weekly.
Give me my fucking monthly.
I'm the fuck out of here, bro.
I am so sick of these originals, bro.
These originals are fucking dog shit, bro.
They'll let you climb to a thousand, but they'll take it all back as soon as you hit that number.
Fuck that.
I'm not doing that shit no more, bro.
I'm going to get way more money at Rainbat, bro.
Way more money.
I'm going to get way more bread at Rainbat.
I'm going to get way more bad at Rainbat.
I'm going to get way more bread at Rainback.
They're going to double his salary.
He's going to make twice as much as he does now.
I'm going to get way more bad at Rainbat.
Oh, yo, Isaac.
What about the monthly, monthly and, uh, monthly and weekly?
All right, dude, I'm going to tell, I'm going to tell Noah I'm done, bro.
And then I'm also going to tell him to give me my monthly and my weekly early and then close my account.
Give me my shit.
I want a fat check.
To the surprise of everybody, he remained on shuffle.
They kept him somehow.
Noah must be a godly wrangler because He's done a good job of keeping boss man on the site and not fucking him over yet.
And then chicken violence.
I'm being spammed a link that says chicken violence.
What is chicken violence?
Okay, so just so you know, he breathes like that normally now.
The crack he smokes is like fucking up his lungs.
Also, he has an abscess in his mouth that he refuses to get treated.
One side of his face is extraordinarily swollen, probably because his vascular system is fucked.
And then every time he gets angry, he puffs a vape.
He drinks more vape juice than I've ever seen anybody vape before.
So his vascular system is fucked.
He has a serious gum abscess or something happening.
His jaw is like real fucked up.
And he's smoking crack again.
So if you hear him breathing raggedy, it's because he's dying, basically.
Oh, man.
Bro.
Bro!
No way, dude.
Oh, my fucking god, bro.
Bullshit.
Oh, yeah.
Damn, that violence.
Nice.
That's some fucking bullshit, bro.
I don't deserve this, dude.
I don't deserve this.
Okay.
Give me the.
Give me.
Oh, okay.
Oh, man.
I should have queued this up for the.
Give me the seafood clip.
I should have queued.
I should have queued this up during the Iran segment, but this is the official QE Farms take position on the Iran war.
Okay.
We're at war with Iran.
I think we're going to smoke him, dude.
We're going to smoke him like a fucking doobie, bro.
We're going to smoke Iran like a big old dude.
We're going to smoke him.
We're going to smoke him like a doobie.
Type of five if the USA is going to smoke Iran like a doobie.
Type of five, chat.
Type of five if the USA is going to smoke Iran like a doobie.
We're going to smoke him like a fucking doobie, dude.
We're going to smoke him like a fat Amish duob.
Amish?
Do Amish people smoke weed?
I don't think so.
Is this the same one?
What are they going to do now without their leader?
What are they going to do now?
What are they going to do now?
We're about to win it all.
We're opening up checkers in all of Iran.
Cities and towns will now have a checkers.
Oral rallies with Big Buford's, crispy fries, delicious milkshakes.
Every single town and city is getting the checkers.
The only guy that's not eating a Big Buford tonight is Mr. Iran Supreme.
You will not be eating a big beaver tonight, my boy.
As a matter of fact, he won't be eating anything.
You big dumb motherfucker.
See you later, bitch.
See ya.
Fuck with us like that.
Who do you think you are, bro?
Trump said it's been it's enough.
Enough.
You're dead.
See you later.
Don't ban me, Twitch.
This is all appropriate.
I'm just a proud American.
It's obvious.
Okay.
Screaming About OBS Garbage00:03:04
Okay, this is worth playing too.
Okay, so I mentioned that his breathing's all fucked up and raggedy.
This is his explanation for why his breathing's so fucked up.
Nah, but blood out.
I want that age.
I'm like, cool on.
Yeah, me too.
I'm 30.
My body feels old.
I'll be feeling tired getting out of bed and shit, dude.
All body be feeling old.
Why could that be?
Why could he feel so bad?
Could it be the gambling?
Could it be his extended stays in incarceration?
Could it be the really, really amazingly over-the-top vape addiction?
Could it be the crack addiction?
Could it be him punching himself in the head?
What could it be?
You skateboarding caught up with me.
The years of skateboarding.
The years of skateboarding.
I finally caught up with him.
You're 60?
You're almost 60 and you listen to Matt at the internet.
That is an interesting, interesting thing.
Okay, here, I'll just play this because this is, did he delete this?
Did he delete?
Did Sifu delete the one where he was like crashing the fuck out?
Because that's what I want.
I wanted to play the intro of that where he just like starts up the stream screaming.
Did anyone clip it?
Nobody clicked it?
Ah, buddy.
Ah, here we go.
Dumbly door has saved the day again.
Great.
Oh, yeah, this is it.
This is, dude.
Okay, so he started like eight premieres.
This is the schizo guy that they're also big fans of in the keynote chat.
But they, um, he usually sucks, but sometimes he's really funny when he's just mad at like nothing, like an old man yelling at birds, which is this.
He couldn't figure out how to start his stream on OBS or didn't know how to put the key in right.
So after fucking around with it for an hour, he finally went live on his phone and he's just screaming incomprehensibly at the beginning of this.
You're live, buddy.
It's time to go.
Is not allowing me to stream live from my streaming software.
But here I am streaming.
As you can see, here I am streaming.
I am in fact live because right there, you can clearly see the bit rate.
You can see the stream has been going for several minutes and there's nothing wrong with it.
So garbage piece of fucking shit YouTube is literally trash.
So again, this is just further defamation of character and we're just documenting every last bit of this.
It's defamated.
He's being defamed by YouTube.
Garbage piece of fucking trash YouTube.
As you can see, I am live and I have gone live many fucking times.
And yet here we are.
And I get some stream elements bot in my chat.
Very clearly somebody fucking around with data.
He uses stream elements, which is one of the bots in the chat.
What is this?
I mean, this is unbelievable.
Misdemeanor Firearm Purchase Record00:04:18
It's kind of hard to give him too much shit because it's like anybody who's ever tried to operate OBS has had literally identical experiences where they're just screaming incomprehensible about piece of shit YouTube and OBS and stuff and you're just filled with hatred and anger.
It's very relatable.
All streamers are bit raped.
It's true.
Okay, let's do the Reddit segment.
So our liberal gun owners, you virtuous Volva says, background check failed and I got a misdemeanor for attempting to purchase a firearm.
I tried to purchase a firearm and the background check got denied.
I got a letter in the mail from my local PD telling me I have a misdemeanor for attempting to purchase a firearm for violating penal code section 29805.
I'm going to do the record request live scan now to figure out why.
I have no idea what happened.
Now I have a misdemeanor on my record just for this and I tried to have a clear and have to try and clear this up.
Please, someone tell me that someone else has been going through the California DOJ.
The letter doesn't say I have a misdemeanor.
It actually says my attempt to purchase a firearm is a misdemeanor, which doesn't necessarily mean they're charging me for it.
Why was he turned down?
Very important.
So here's the criminal, the California penal code that they cited that he believed was the penal code that prohibited him from buying a firearm, or sorry, that he was being hit with for trying to buy a firearm.
This is the charge.
California Penal Code 29805 prohibits individuals convicted of specific misdemeanors, including domestic violence, stalking, and certain assault or firearms charges from owning or possessing a firearm for 10 years.
Filing this law is a wobbler offense, publishing or punishable as a felony or a misdemeanor.
So he's a domestic abuser.
Here's another one from liberal gun owners.
My partner accidentally discharged her handgun in our home, unsure how to handle the situation.
I could use some advice in handling the situation by people more well-versed in gun ownership than I am.
I did grow up around guns, so I'm comfortable around them, but it was also rifles and shotguns for hunting, never handguns.
I never had an accidental discharge happen.
I'm not sure how to handle it.
She recently purchased a Glock for self-defense as a federal government does fascist things in our community.
This gun has brought her immense security in the last month or so.
She practices loading and racking the gun fairly frequently to get more comfortable with it and as a way to soothe her nerves.
However, and I didn't know this until the incident, her practicing with the gun involved putting a live round in the chamber.
I also didn't know that this gun did not have a safety.
These two things combined make me extremely uncomfortable and I would have told her had I known.
Yesterday while practicing and with a live round in the chamber, she said got a compulsion to pill.
She said she got a compulsion to pull the trigger and was unable to stop herself from following through on the compulsion.
Thankfully, neither she nor any of our cats were hurt.
Our wall now has a new hole in it, but the bullet did not leave our home as there is no exit hole.
I have since told her to never load a live round during practice in our home.
I have also taken possession of the gun and the safe that is in because of how uncomfortable I am that she was unable to control this impulsion.
We have talked through our feelings in this, the severity of this mistake and the danger to her and our cats it has caused.
I can tell how embarrassed and remorseful she is, but I'm not sure how to proceed.
I want her to have the safety the gun provides her and access to it for emergency situations.
But I don't want her to be afraid of this happening again.
Any advice to be appreciated.
She is in therapy and has been for a couple months, adding that she did take a professional training course as well.
She has gone to the range three times.
The day before this happened, she went to some public land for practice outside of a range.
And then this post came from March Against Nazis.
I've already taken down one fascist empire.
I'm prepared to fight another.
And it is a crude colored pencil drawing of Luke Skywalker with a lightsaber killing a federal agent on the ground because Luke Skywalker is anti-fash, I guess.
March Against Nazis Post00:06:52
I guess his actor literally is, but it is what it is.
And then one more.
UPS, R-U-P-S, delivery photograph.
Let's look at this photograph real quick.
So I see some shoes.
I see what appears to be car keys.
And then it looks like a book.
Maybe that's the package down there, I guess.
Delivery photo is the driver taking a dump.
I don't even recognize the floors and I have no clue where my package is, LOL.
So this man received a package, all right.
The nice Jeet delivering this took a big dump.
Made sure to let him know.
Package delivery.
What can Brown do for you?
Our friend, our immigrant friends are keeping our delivery services nice and flowing as they should shit.
Flowing in two ways, two ways, as opposed to one.
This one's super old.
The bull is HIV positive.
Of all sad words of tongue and pen, none so sad as these.
The bull is HIV positive again.
Okay.
It's in our Reddit general, by the way.
All right.
It is classic.
It's classic like a like a like a book.
It's classic like an old tome of literature.
Okay.
All right.
Let's do the red segment.
I am so fucking hungry.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm going to get pizza.
Okay.
I'm starving like Marvin over here.
All righty now.
There we go.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10 says, let me switch this over to my middle monitor.
Glorious Kiwi Emperor, you've convinced me to buy Sven's books.
You're as great a salesman as you are a shit poster.
I can't wait for you to sell me hot sauce.
Maybe I should.
Maybe I should.
I've actually finished off all of Billy's hot sauce.
Thank you.
Yuga Sneed for 10 says, righteous, all my homies love Maddie.
Your homie circle must be pretty small.
Thank you very much.
Verlo Verman for one says nothing.
Thank you.
Yugala Sneed for two says, She, Neba, take me to the shape stow.
Well, the shape stow got all the shape, including the septagons and she citrus act for one says, ah, look at all the monkeys catching up the early childhood experiences they couldn't comprehend until now.
I've always found it fascinating that they've proven scientifically that black kids can't recognize themselves in the mirror until they're like five.
That's very interesting to me.
It's because of their culture.
They such a sharing culture, she's annexed for one says, imagine not having a parallelogram, not going to make it.
Now, that was very impressive of you to try and trip me up with a complex word.
Unfortunately, I know what a parallelogram is, so that's not going to work.
Bucker Housing for five says, What the for once I was late.
Oh, shame on you.
See, you're, it's like you build a million bridges and then you are late one time, and people just know you as late and gay.
That's how the world works, buddy.
Thank you.
Uh, Genjada 1900 says, I paid off the credit card attached to the super chats, and now I'm running it back up for your benefit.
USA.
And then he even accidentally puts an upside down exclamation point indicating that he might actually be Mexican, but it could be on a phone.
Sometimes you can do that on the phone on accident.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
Haramberger for two says, here's two bucks.
Get yourself a nice septagon made in the USA by a black business owner.
On me, bro, you feel.
I would only source a shape ethically from the United States by a black business owner, a woman-owned business, LGBTQ business.
Okay.
Because I care.
I care about African Americans.
Stina Stanley, for one, says they put saltpeter in the juice, so you got to drink the choco syrup.
This is a reference to a very avant-garde poll post, which I remember reading.
Where I think they said this could even be true that they put saltpeter in the food of inmates because it causes their dick to go limp.
So that's why they got to drink the choco syrup.
That's what he's referencing.
I know he's referencing.
I catch that.
The Steedman for one says, look up feel free for similar stuff.
I suppose the AI stuff is what he's referring to.
Rat Lord 111 for two says, Josh, help.
I'm overdosing on honey packs and boner bear chocolate.
This sounds like a good time.
I don't know why you need any help.
Whatever help you're requesting for this situation, I am not willing to give you.
Elks Antler for 20 says, Josh, I said at Bill Pay two whole minutes ago and I don't have my gold border.
We're actually changing that.
The mail guy until we get the RDC machine has offered at my request to manually type the bill pay numbers to me so that I can give it to you before it's even cash.
So if you send in Bill Pay now, it'll be much faster.
Thank you very much.
Poor Glack for one says, my friend Nick is nervous about meeting his fat red boy.
He wants to talk to him, but he's nervous.
I'm taking to his favorite place, Berwin Claw City.
Hopefully they run into each other and make up.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Is this like a Patrick Tomlinson reference?
I don't catch.
You've really baffled me.
Elks Antler for five says, I'm not true and honest.
You're true and honest to me, buddy.
Don't worry.
Thank you.
Agoose, 5567 for two says, side note today, a British woman deadlifted 701 pounds.
Why is this necessary information to me?
Is it British?
Is it a woman?
I don't trust you.
Whatever you're saying, I think you're lying.
Bussy Buffet for 20 says, your rant here.
So I guess this is kind of a funny update.
It's not really a rant.
Unless you want to include it in my broader spectrum of hating the United States financial system.
I applied for a bank account in a SEPA country and I flat out told them that, you know, well, they looked up what the Kiwi Farms was and stuff.
And I got approved.
So I now have an EU bank account attached to the Kiwi Farms.
And the EU people in the EU might actually get to buy instantaneously premium by just scanning something with their phone app and have direct bank-to-bank transfers before Americans get a fucking RDC machine to cash checks.
That's how bad it is in the US right now.
So we're going to be singing Ode Ande Freud or whatever.
Thank you.
Maple Story Simpler Times00:14:35
Breadwash for five says, back when I was a Korea boo and had to enjoy any and all Korean slop until the mid-2000s, I wasted hundreds of hours on Maple Story while hearing my parents fighting through the walls.
Simpler times, much simpler times, buddy.
I got to level like 31.
And then after I became like an ice mage, I gave up.
It's like, so now I'm an ice mage and I still suck.
In fact, I think what killed it for me is that I became an ice mage.
And then the game fact that I was reading said, like, so once you're an ice mage, you still have to use your old shitty spell because you can't afford the mana costs of your new blizzard spell.
So it's like I grinded pigs in the secret pig area for like three days and I don't even get to use my wizard spells because I can't afford the mana.
I have to keep using my regular attack.
Fuck that.
So I would, um, before I got bored of Maple Story, I would like go to random places that nobody farmed because it was not ideal.
And I would try to farm that shit.
And it was just like really, really slow.
So I would like cripple myself just to get some amusement.
I remember like even trying to go down that big tall tower and getting as far as like the like sneaking past high enemies to get to like the fish area or like the big dinosaur area by the warrior place.
So that's what I was doing.
That's my Maple Store memories.
The music in Maple Story is some of the best music ever composed for a video game, though.
Some of it really, really stands out.
Internet Archiavelli for five says, speedrunning the destruction of the Islamic Republic of Iran before the shutdown of High Guard.
That's funny.
Which will last longer.
We will see.
Thank you.
MQ27 Dragonfire CAS Drone for five says, hey, Noel, I remember you said you like playing Arc Raiders.
I do too.
What's your typical favorite loadout fave gun?
And what do you think of the game?
I stopped playing that for a couple days because I got put into Care Bear lobbies because I didn't want to kill people.
And they said, okay, this guy is non-violent.
So I'm in like a place where nobody shoots at me.
And I just have to like grind all this bullshit to upgrade my workbenches.
And I can't kill the bullshit because I don't want to take guns into the game to lose them because I can't replace them because it's like, I'm just like in a holding pattern in the game.
And what killed it is that I started bringing cooler guns in to like.
Try and participate in bot killing and each time I lost my shit to the uh rocketeers, which is just a robot that flies around.
If you get locked on by a rocketeer you're fucked.
There's no way away from it, you just die and I I lost like two or three gears just to rocketeers.
I'm like this is boring.
I can't kill this thing, I can't get away from it and i'm losing shit that I want to use to try and progress the game.
So i'm just i'm i'm done.
I honestly, it literally did kill the entire game for me.
It's like i'm just so sick of these fucking things um, that I can't stand this anymore.
Uh, Hugh Hoth Rose Things.
900 For Five says British Anti-kiwi Farms Ad.
What does that mean?
My podcast, a British Anti-kiwi Farms Ad.
Oh like uh the the, the original video yeah, very specifically threatening us.
I think that's what they're saying.
Uh, David S877 For 25 says I can't watch till the weekend.
So please make a funny prediction about an event that will happen this weekend.
Oh buddy, when those Kurds invade Iran, it's all over for them.
I don't know what.
What can I say?
Oh um, oh boy, the Ethan Ralph Mommy, Scarlet stuff, that's gonna be, that's gonna be she.
He's gonna do something to piss her off within hours of meeting her and they're gonna have a domestic and he's gonna end up in jail.
That's my prediction.
Okay, i'm swinging for the fences here.
Sneedo for two says, uh, thank you.
Uh for two says, it seems like you and Tyler have something in common, shitting on Laura Lumer, that is not.
That's about as common as breathing air.
I don't think anybody likes Laura Loomer.
Okay, let me read this.
Okay for a second.
Why doesn't that show up?
Is this the wrong browser?
Oh, it is.
You got cursed by a rabbi.
Shut the fuck up Laura Loomer.
Let's ratio this bitch okay based.
You are an obese retard.
And refer to quintin reviews.
Remember when this guy went to an antique market owned by the KKK and forgot to mention that part of it?
He was just like, look at the quaint little southern flea market.
Why don't more people plug this place?
This man's either evil or so stupid, it hardly makes a difference.
Tyler Olivier replies and says, you're an obese retard who reviews Nickelodeon shows for a living.
Eat this ratio.
You gotta be careful with the ratio.
Stuff bro, we'll tune you out.
Yeah, he says eight hour long video reviewing Goy slot made by a pedophile impressive even for you, which is pretty funny.
Um, and then he got cursed by a rabbi.
Jewish rabbi literally cursed me.
Bro, you can't make this shit up.
Where's the curse at?
You didn't link the fucking curse video.
I want to see the curse video.
That's the, that's the, the.
That's the money shot, bro.
That's what people want to see.
Uh vodka, blood zero for 10 says we're watching.
Life is strange.
In prep for the news, new game for LOLS, when you kept rewinding time to close, shooting herself again and again Yeah, that's a really peak moment back in the good old days.
Back in the good old days when I was in my apartment in Ukraine playing games made for teenage lesbians.
Thank you.
SpongeG for 10 says, sell an age verification key with cash for $1 available at most service stations.
The worker there verifies your ID.
Other than CCT feels, this is as anonymous as I can imagine it could be.
Age verifi.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
I'm going to patent this.
Sorry, I'm stealing your idea.
I'm going to become a millionaire.
Thank you.
Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, happy Friday, Josh.
So glad we got a seven-hour boss man segment and absolutely nothing about fat women.
You're welcome.
Congratulations.
I'm so happy for you.
Thank you.
TB Deluxe for five says, be right back.
My side bitch is on fire again.
You're referring to Anisa?
What are you talking about?
What is that a reference to?
Oh, oh, okay.
Sorry, that was such an avant-garde reference that it completely fucking baffled me.
Wait, I'm getting breaking news.
Ethan Ralph is at the airport.
He is not allowed to board his flight to Chicago.
They said that somebody called to have him kept off the flight.
They literally named him.
I don't know if that was at the behest of this other guy or not, but it's extremely shady.
Ralph is being denied access to the United States of America at the request of internet retards because he can't shut the fuck up about his itinerary.
Okay.
Tony's Mitch set herself on her.
And then there's a video.
Okay, let's check this out.
I didn't say no.
I just want your undivided attention for once.
Is it so much to fucking ask for a little bit of attention?
Shit I got it.
It's out.
It's out.
I got it.
You're okay.
You're okay.
Tony, you got to do something about that smoke alarm, buddy.
She must have been drinking pretty heavily to ignite that fucking fast.
The vapor is off her skin.
We're going crazy.
Thank you.
Citrus Attic for one says total zoo sadist death.
Base and true.
Bunker housing for five says complaining about tax, the tax money that goes to end people, but not the money that goes to Israel.
What do you think costs most black people?
The people that don't fucking work in this country and get free health care and free housing and free food.
That costs millions and millions of dollars more.
Billions and trillions of dollars more than fucking Israel.
Cappy Bear supporter for five sent a rage quit.
Thank you.
Apartment archive for 13 says nature is on our side, Josh.
And then there is a link to the Kiwi Farms.
Okay, let's see what nature is.
Is this like a so he was not loading, but that is pretty bass.
That is pretty funny.
Thank you.
Bunker Housing for five says, Kik is so annoying and stupid with Supay.
Can you imagine having to fucking open ancient email text just to log in?
Also, in Rumble, you can pause the stream.
Oh, yeah, it has no replay.
You're right.
That's a feature they should have added by now.
That is kind of bullshit that they don't have instant replay.
That was a bit, when I streamed on YouTube, that's an option you can toggle.
And a lot of people, if I turn that off, because I thought, oh, I don't want, I noticed that people in the comments would get angry.
They're like, oh, fuck.
I'm like 10 minutes behind.
Let me refresh or whatever.
So I thought, oh, I'll help them by disabling this feature.
Instant complaints.
Lots of people use that feature and they don't like it turned off.
So kick should fix that.
You can pause kick, but you can't rewind is what he's saying.
Hot fart Fernando for five says, it's okay about Rowan, Josh.
You'll be happier with Aniza anyways.
Fuck you.
I'm so sick of that.
By golf.
Sneeto for one says, Josh, you need to make an account and play the demo.
And there's a post image.
Okay.
The image that you sent me does not exist.
I apologize.
I did try to open it.
It says 404 on that phone.
Bunker housing for five says, it's okay to fat to Aniza's Tith now or no, fuck off.
Don't be such a gooner.
Big things coming for five says, thanks for making my long drives home more bearable.
You're very welcome.
Thank you.
Dark Western for five says, Grandpa Null, tell us the story of the Bing Bing Wahoo's origin.
I want to say that was like a post on V. They were making fun of all the Switch fanboys when that came out.
And it just got, it just got like, I don't think it was an actual literal post by Redditor saying Bing Bing Wahoo.
That's just how the game sounds when you play it.
That's my best recollection.
Okay.
Thank you.
Bunker Housing for 5 says, can we laugh at Aniza's Nazi tattoo again?
I mean, yeah, if you want to, go for it.
Thank you.
Remove Antler Minutes for 5 says, fun facts.
The mating call of a cicada is close enough to the sound of a power tool that they're attracted to it.
Basically, I'm calling Gooseworks an insect.
That is fascinating.
The wearing sound, I guess, is what causes it.
I would hate to be power drilling something, a robot's head to lobotomize it.
And then I get covered in cicadas.
That would suck.
Thank you.
My hamster is a turf for one says, other than the internet, what is one of your biggest pet peeves?
People eating too loud.
I despise it.
I can't sound at all.
If you open mouth chew, you're a scum of the earth.
Fuck you.
That's literally, I'm not joking here.
Years ago, I considered moving to China or some other Asian country.
And I literally decided to not do that because I know that in their cultures, all of them, loudly eating is a sign of compliment.
And I cannot, cannot do that.
I cannot fucking handle it.
And they all do it.
It's Japan, Vietnam, Korea, China.
And it's like, I can't go anywhere because I'd have to fucking listen to them slurp soup.
And I just, I couldn't do it.
So I never went.
Peene Wienerstein for one says, milk does not bounce that abominable snowman.
Milk only explodes everywhere.
Good to know.
I didn't know that about milk.
Hawaiian Zane for five says, Fuentes is such a flip-flopper because he's been trying to undermine Trump and MAGA openly since 2023.
It's possible.
I mean, I think he gets paid by somebody to do something.
Who it is, I don't know.
But thank you.
Peene Wienerstein for one says, America has had negative net negative migration for the first time since the Heart Killer Act passed in the 60s.
Apparently, that's not good enough for Nick.
It's not.
I need a million a month.
1 million a month.
I'm not even fucking joking.
1 million a month.
Gump Gump for one says, so vote Democrat to publish Republicans, but also leaving America if Dims win.
I mean, basically, yeah.
Fuck you.
Got mine.
I'm already crypto rich.
I'm going to Vietnam.
Don't have to work for the rest of my life.
Peene Wienerstein for one says, if Nick is exiled and he doesn't end up in Thailand, I'll buy Nick his own lady of the way.
Well, he better be careful.
Apparently they can kick Jeet's ass over there.
Pancake Luchador for five.
Subscribed.
Thank you.
Laser Gator for two says, Nick never says anything worth taking seriously.
He's got a lot of followers is the scary part.
Red Eyes Black Dragon for two says, when are you going to do Pokemon card pack openings?
You've got to get Charizard card.
I remember my mom bought me a big fat stack of Pokemon cards and I was tearing through them.
And my aunt, because I was a little kid, we're at Books a Million, where they did Pokemon tournaments every Friday or Saturday or some shit.
And my aunt was chastising her.
It's like, you know, they never put the good cards in there.
You'll never get the good card.
And then as soon, I swear to God, it was so Kino.
Kino wasn't a thing back then, but if it was, it would have been Kino.
As soon as she said that, I ripped it open.
And there he was, Charizard.
And I smug, I smugged, looked at that bitch as hard as I could fucking smug, showed it off.
Oh, I got my fucking Charizard.
I got him just after she said it.
Eat it, bitch.
Eat it.
I'm a winner.
Peene Wienerstein for 10 says, Jeremy Hambley, when someone asked him about Melanie Mac, and there's a YouTube video.
Let's check it out.
Who would want to put their penis in a co-worker?
Dude, YouTube is just like softcore porn these days.
The last video I played, because I'm not signed in, right?
The last video I played, it was like a girl bent over, and then this one, she's like wearing basically nothing.
It's so shameless.
Thank you.
Porglag for five says, have some shitting on dev money.
You hate the best people to hate.
I remember when short fat Otaku would join phone calls and pretend not to be there and then say like one thing and leave.
Wow, that's like a fucking stalking behavior.
Okay.
Thank you.
Ankai Nase here for two says, please tell me the stream story with either bomb bomb Iran or we'll end with it.
Have I already played that?
I guess I could.
I could play it.
I didn't really have something else picked.
I did have something else picked, but I didn't want to play it because it's too email, I guess.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm going through a J-pop phase where I'm listening to a bunch of Japanese music and my detestment of Japanese culture is not aiding me in my shame of doing this.
Red Eyes Black Dragon for 2 says, Hassan unironically promoted terrorist acts, but you're the bad guy.
Joining Military for Tuition00:05:20
It's true.
I'm a very bad man.
Mark Carney Despiser for five says, Happy Friday, Jewish.
I'm once again asking you to say something nice and not snarky about Canadians.
If you're trying to make this a weekly thing, yeah, you're in for a bad time.
They have lots of land.
It's not really the people, though.
Chocolate Rain for two says, big props for you for being open about your frustrations and everything and have a better understanding of what you're trying to do with the Tom Drama.
Now, can you please unban me?
Let's see, are you banned?
Usually I ask $100.
I'm not signed in.
I can't do it.
I'll do it after the stream.
Let's see.
Sneeto, for one, says crazy how PPP used to be skinnier back then.
Is this the fucking video of him evading police?
Oh my God, it's actually him.
It's not even a joke.
I was not expecting this not to be a joke.
Here we have it.
Surfer and PPP.
He was skinnier back then.
It's so weird.
He's like a normal weight.
That's crazy.
It's kind of funny how his face doesn't change at all, though.
He's like so much heavier, but it's like his face is like completely.
That's just how he's going to look.
He could be like underweight and you'd have the same face.
Fent fan for two says, I'm locked out of my Kiwi Farms account.
It's my own fault.
I'm wondering, do you have, have you heard of that lesbian TikTok cult that requires its members to get face tattoos?
I found out about them through a friend.
I don't think so.
So you can make a thread for that or post it on the TikTok thread if you want to.
Breadwash for two says, reminder that Suttering John's daughter shrooned out and he gladly paid for the surgery.
That is fucking cringe, bro.
That's the worst thing you could ever fucking do to your own kids.
Peene Wienerstein, for one, says the Dabble versus Suttering John is only entertaining if you know and understand the history of failing upwards and classic narcissistic, egomaniacal boomer fashion.
He's a classic celebrity has been.
Well, that seems to be the appeal for all those people in the ONA sector.
Zent Suppa for one says, at this point, you should just marry BMJ since you're so obsessed with him.
Look, bro, he's funny.
He's like pure mirth.
His streams are so fucking funny.
So much of what I like.
The only problem now is he eats water and he listens to the shittiest music I've ever fucking heard in my life.
But outside of that, his streams are the best content the form has ever had.
Steena Stanley for once says, if you're down on cash, you should take up sponsorship with niggardly nowhere for shuffle.
Bro, if he juices me two of those boxes, I'll put a banner up, bro.
I'll do it.
What is it, $1,000 a month?
Shuffle banner.
I got an offer from Stake.
They were offering to sponsor on the forum.
And I said no because I felt bad about selling gambling to people because I see what it does to Bossman Jack, but it's like AI servers are expensive, bro.
No, I did receive an offer from Stake.
I turned it down.
I didn't reply.
I didn't explicitly turn it down, but theoretically, if I reached out, they might say yes.
Bunker Housing for Five says, I wonder what will happen.
I mean, if it is literally down to that or not hosting the forum, that's a tough fucking, that's a tough call, man.
Bunker Housing for 5 says, I wonder what will happen when his brother is there with the baby and he is sitting and yelling all the time.
Oh, you mean boss man's brother?
Dude, his brother is not allowed at the house.
He does not come over.
He came over one time.
He was on stream one time.
And afterwards, it was very clear that he doesn't want to be at that house and he doesn't want to be around Austin and he doesn't want Austin anywhere near him.
He wasn't invited to the wedding.
So if they have a kid, he's just not coming over.
The parents have to come over to see him.
In fact, I think there was a stream recently where he was rummaging around the kitchen, which he only does when his parents were out of the house.
So someone asked him, hey, what's your parents up to?
And he said, oh, they're with my brother.
So they do.
They do meet up and stuff, but not near him.
Bunker housing for five says, the only thing that is going to be smoked in this war is American taxpayer money and soldier life.
This is the only reason that's happening.
I mean, there are, like I said, there are strategic reasons.
I can understand it why the U.S. would not want Iran and China and Russia to build up a formal alliance.
But like I said, if you join, the thing is, I can't even be like, oh no, the poor Americans that got shot down by, we lost three soldiers to Friendly Fire, by the way.
But it's like when you double check your life by joining and enlisting in the military, you know that's the gamble.
Like you're getting free tuition.
You're getting a great after you retire.
You have a great package.
You'll make tons of money.
But there's a risk to that.
The risk is you might get shot by our own air defense systems in Kuwait.
That's the risk that you took when you enlisted.
You fucking knew you took all the taxpayer money.
You went through the free education.
You live in free housing.
Your spouses live in free housing.
And then you're set up for retirement if you retire.
But you know, when you enlist that the chance you're taking is you might die.
So I don't shed tears over it.
I'm sorry if that's like callous or whatever, if you're like a military family.
My family's in the military.
My uncle and my grandfather both were.
But it's like my, I think it was my uncle that said, it's like, I joined the military for the tuition.
So they know it's not a mystery unto them.
Like you can get offended for them, but I'm pretty sure most of the military would admit I took it for the tuition.
And that's the risk they're taking.
Bum Bom Video for Enemies00:13:19
Thank you.
Sneed, Sneedle D and Sneedle Dum for 10 says, your thoughts on hard bass.
It's your cup of tea.
Check out DLB, their newest song is Certified Banger.
There's a couple of songs that I like that's like drum and bass.
I think Pendulum is like the most DNB that it gets.
Unless you're referring to, or not DNB, sorry, DNB is soy jack party stuff.
DLB.
Wait, no.
I misread this.
What the fuck is DLB?
DLB, it's a band name.
oh god oh it's russian drum and bass okay Okay, I got you.
I haven't listened to Russian music in a while.
Maybe I can kick my fucking insidious J-pop streak with some Russian drum and bass.
Thank you.
Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, just in case my prior super chat was taken as a joke, I'm 100% serious.
I'm probably the only person who looks forward to the BMJ segment.
Last year's drought sucked.
My audience is not as refined as me.
It's okay.
I understand.
Not everyone can be as cool as I am.
Thank you.
Crispy Legs for 5 says, Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Thank you very much.
Docs Found for 10 says your pizza toppings for today will consist of pineapple, pickled jalapenos, and anchovies.
Look, I would try the other two.
I mean, obviously, but I'd like pineapple.
I like pine or anchovies on white sauce pizza.
And I love jalapenos.
I love pickled and salty stuff and vinegary stuff.
But pineapple, I just can't fucking do it.
Does not belong in a pizza.
Thank you.
Sperg Zerker for $100 says, thanks for the fun.
Happy Friday, Josh and chat.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Oh, and that came through on kick, too.
Damn.
Damn, that kicked nice.
Lieutenant RazChack for 10 says, I saw you've been down in the dumps lately.
Here's something that'll cheer you up.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, what could it be?
Rage baiting my fat dog.
Does it play on he's that's so mean.
He's not giving the dog a treat.
Now, this is mean.
This does not cheer me up.
This angers me.
I don't want to see a dog denied his treat.
That's so mean.
Thank you, though.
Octavia Salesworth for 20 says, have a great weekend.
You too.
Thank you very much.
Anime Extremist for five says, remember to vote, restore Britain in your upcoming elections.
If not for anything else, do it for animal welfare.
That's an interesting political take.
Usually it's the greens who uphold their animal welfare strategy.
Oh, but for halal.
Under a restored government, we would ban all halal and kosher slaughter.
Why?
Because it goes completely against the grain of what it is to be British.
It is inhumane.
It is nasty.
And it is based on foreign religious practices such as Islam.
We are a Christian country and we believe in respecting and loving our animals as much as possible.
We do not believe in slitting the animal's throat, hanging upside down and watching the life drain out of it.
It is inhumane.
It is uncivilized.
And I want to know why it is one rule for those people and another rule for others.
For religious freedoms.
There's a real case where in Germany, they considered banning circumcision because it's effectively male genital mutilation.
And they almost succeeded until a certain lobby.
No, it wasn't Germany.
It was Iceland.
Iceland was going to ban circumcision.
And then the Jews said, because there's one Jew living in Iceland at the time, they said, if you do this, we're going to paint you guys as fucking Nazis.
Your tourism industry is going to collapse.
Everyone's going to think of Iceland as a neo-Nazi haven.
And they literally threatened them and said, you can't pass this bill affecting one person on religious grounds because we said so.
And to this day, you can have a circumcision in Iceland.
Okay.
Hydro Floro Laffin for 10 says, well, Ralph is in Chicago.
Not going to happen, unfortunately.
You should check out the Marina City building.
He'd be at home there.
It's an interesting thing.
Why?
Is it like a place full of whales or something?
What the fuck does that mean?
Thank you.
Sneeto, for one, says, here's the video where he gets cursed by a rabbi.
Okay, let's see it.
The stream is much longer than I thought it would be.
I'm not complaining.
I'm just saying I thought this would be like a two-hour stream for some reason.
For asking God for this is a Jewish prayer book.
It's predominantly used for asking God for assistance, for blessing people, and for only asking for open and revealed goodness.
But now it needs to be used to stop the forces of evil from coming after the Jewish people without reason and without basis.
I will make the following prayer in English.
May God Almighty, who blessed our fathers, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, Moses, and Aaron, David, and Solomon, stop, prevent, and subdue the evil.
Tyler, son of Thomas, and may he have no success in targeting, hurting, or negatively, or attempting to bring negativity to the is son of Thomas being goy.
Is that what he's saying?
May he have no blessing and no success in any mission against the Jewish people, and may God Almighty cause him to return to his true ability.
Oh my god, hold up.
I should reply to this.
Hold up.
Oh, can I find this?
Um, oh, wait, wait.
Fuck, what was his name?
Who's the guy that killed himself?
It wasn't Carlson, it was Tamar.
That's it.
I cursed my enemies.
Is this it?
This video is for all my enemies out there.
For all you people out there that have cursed my wife and I.
And for all you people that wish evil upon us and have slandered us.
This video is for you.
Anyways, there's a lot of people out there trash-talking my wife and mocking my faith in Yahuwah.
And especially you, Joshua Moon.
Okay, this is what's what I think of.
I'm gonna build, I'm gonna build this bridge to my boy who follows me.
I've also been cursed by Jews.
Take it seriously.
It causes debanking.
Okay.
We're gonna develop a kinship over this, okay?
Something went wrong.
Don't tell me that.
It ends at 50%.
Does it like hit the time?
Is it like too long?
It's like a minute and two minutes, right?
It is.
It's like two minutes.
Okay.
I will remember.
Oh, it just went through.
What the fuck?
Thanks, Elon.
Is it done?
Okay.
Great.
Awesome.
Wonderful.
It's through understanding common ground that friendships are made, chat.
It's true.
It is the curse.
It is the curse.
Hydrofluoro-leffin for two says, no, I spoke too soon.
I'm referring to the Cincinnati debacle, I'm sure.
Very tragic.
Kadoo for five says, when are you going to boot up your next bet at the video game stream and get a chicken sesh going?
We'll juice you.
Hey, when niggardly Noah can get my AI server, I'll spin some wheels.
Okay, I'll get some chickens across some roads.
Bunker housing for five says, no fat to an easy.
Bro, you're being fucking gross, bro.
You gotta stop this.
Mizo Sal Pinks for five says, remember to raid.
I will.
Thank you.
I was thinking about that.
Do you have a suggestion for the rumble one?
Because I don't know.
Remove Antler Menace.
It has to be a different one.
This song goes out to my boy Ethan Oliver Ralph, who has three first names and not just two.
Sign in to confirm your bot.
It's Culture Wall Motorcycle.
He'll never no, bro.
No motorcycle songs for Ethan Oliver Ralph with his three first names.
He'll never ever have a cool motorcycle.
Thank you.
Ben Collins for 20 says, tell the Ayatollah we're going to put him in a box.
Bomb Bomb Iran.
Okay, fine.
I'll play Bomb Bomb Iran.
Thank you.
Very much.
Young Pei Chong for 25 says, like a good nibba, Josh Moon is there.
Thank you very much.
I am.
I am a good nibba.
I hate the UN for once sent a full sin.
Thank you.
Pean Wiener scene for once says, I too look forward to the BMJ segment.
I know.
It's a dying breed.
We're boss fanjack enjoyers.
The ghost of low texture once says, you should be a little nicer to Blade because one of his main producer, Filthy, is actually really into low cows.
There's a pretty decent chance that he uses the form.
Is that why he sang that song about be nice to me?
Be nice to me.
I don't know.
Listen, the music is the worst I've ever fucking heard.
I don't, I can't be.
I can't.
Sorry, I'm terminally not making friends ever.
It sucks.
Haramberger for two says, We already got Mexicans and blacks on welfare.
Now we got to pay for dogs and cats and welfare too.
Hell nah, what are you talking about?
What cats and fucking dogs?
What are you talking about?
I hate the UN for five says, How do you feel about Mesh Tastic?
New Brother got me into it.
I've never, I have literally no, I don't know if that's a video game or product or whatever the fuck you're talking about or technology.
I've never heard of it.
Thank you.
Citrus Addict for One says, I couldn't finish watching Birth of a Nation because the kosher cow slaughter scene.
I have never watched that actually.
I didn't know there was a cow slaughter scene in this.
Thank you.
Anime Extremist for Two says, I side with Nazis over people who mistreat animals all day, every day.
I don't even have to think about it.
I said a tweet to something to like one of the congressmen who said about the dog tweet.
And there's some, I forgot what it was.
There was a controversy over a dog.
It was about Islam and dogs.
And I made a tweet.
Like, if you make Americans, oy Americans choose between dogs and Muslims, you're going to regret the outcome.
Do your rumble ad read to it?
Nah, I'm not feeling it.
I'm not feeling it.
Thank you.
I will do the raid, though.
I'll do the raid after the songs.
If you want to raid, stick around.
I do appreciate that because it's funny.
Let's put the green mode off and then I'll play some fucking Bomb Iran, some fucking bomb Iran type shit as we celebrate our closest friend, Israel, our geopolitical ally, Israel.
Bomb bomb Iran.
Bum bum.
Citrus Addict for one says, it shows how sadistic Jews are by showing them how they slaughter cows.
I understood what you were saying, buddy.
All right, Bomb Iran by Vince Vance and the Valiants topic.
Then we'll do the raid.
Bye-bye.
See you next week if you leave now.
Bye.
It's still trying to play the song, but it's struggling really hard.
You might have to go to title for this one.
Bum bum.
I can sing it for you.
Bomb bum bomb bomb bomb Iran.
Oh no, you couldn't hear it.
I played a full minute of it and you couldn't hear it.
Fuck me.
Sorry, guys.
I suck at this.
Oh, wait, because it's not in YouTube.
It's not in YouTube, so therefore it won't play because I'm a bot.
Okay.
Can I switch this over to Brave?
Let's try this again.
I have to fix it.
Okay.
There we go.
Sorry, I will still read.
Time to turn it around.
It's you a party body.
Bombarim.
The country's got a feeling really hit the ceiling.
Bombarin Bomb, Bum Bombaran.
Call the volunteers, call the Bombardiers, call the financiers.
Better get it raised again.
Bombaran, bum, bum, bom, bom, bam, my, bay, eye, bum, bum, bom, my rim.
My country's got a feeling really hit the ceiling.
Bombarim, bum, bum, bum, bom, my rim.
It's Coco!
Coming our allies to cut off their supplies, get our hands and ties, and bring them back alive.
Bama Ram, Bom, Bum, Bom, Bom, Bam, My Ram.
Bum, bum, bom, my ran.
Our country's got a feeling, really hit the ceiling.