Mad at the Internet - The Late Fredrick Brennan
Aired: 2026-02-23
Duration: 04:54:49


=== Hockey Team Sucks (02:03) ===

[00:01:01]  Your team sucks, pay, pay, pay.
[00:01:04]  Can't even shoot the fucking puck into the fucking goal.
[00:01:08]  Pay, pay, pay.
[00:01:10]  They had one job.
[00:01:11]  They have literally one job.
[00:01:22]  I even sent, like, a message to him, I think, like, poking fun.
[00:01:27]  I think I got left on red.
[00:01:28]  Am I on red?
[00:01:29]  I'm on red.
[00:01:30]  Yeah, I'm on red.
[00:01:31]  I sent him something.
[00:01:32]  And I just like, I don't know anything about fucking hockey.
[00:01:35]  I don't pay attention to the Olympics.
[00:01:36]  He does.
[00:01:37]  He bets on it, I think.
[00:01:39]  I think that's what the rumor is that PPP bets on sports, right?
[00:01:43]  So I think that he might have said, this is a sure-in chat.
[00:01:47]  The U.S. team hasn't won a hockey game since 1986 or some shit.
[00:01:53]  So, oh, let me put my phone.
[00:01:55]  Sorry, my phone usually goes on busy during streams, but I'm off schedule now.
[00:02:02]  Yeah, so I don't know.
[00:02:03]  I have no confirmation that PPP has lost a trillion dollars of sports betting to the U.S. team.
[00:02:11]  But yeah, we won hockey, which normally I would not give a fuck about.
[00:02:17]  My favorite sport in the Olympics every year was curling because I thought it was very funny.
[00:02:22]  And it's very prescient that I, as a child rooting for the American curling team, would end up being a master sweeper myself, an Olympic gold medalist in sweeping.
[00:02:33]  Every four years, I send shit.
[00:02:35]  I sent shit for the US of A.
[00:02:37]  Okay.
[00:02:39]  I didn't watch anything this year.
[00:02:40]  I didn't care.
[00:02:41]  But then everyone was like, oh my God, America won hockey.
[00:02:44]  And I was like, okay, yay, go team.
[00:02:47]  I'm feeling, I gotta be, I gotta be positive poly.
[00:02:50]  Okay.
[00:02:51]  I was not feeling well last Friday because I have quit caffeine.
[00:02:56]  And apparently, if you go from like eight monsters a day to zero, it's like going through crack cocaine withdrawals.

=== Baby Thermometer Fart (05:22) ===

[00:03:05]  So I would not recommend it.
[00:03:07]  It's supposed to be a good Friday stream, even, but that did not happen.
[00:03:12]  Okay, so the Suffolk Cafe was still stocks going to go down to the fucking, to the pits.
[00:03:19]  If you want to know the truth about it, just drink caffeine.
[00:03:23]  I told Jesus I wouldn't.
[00:03:24]  I wouldn't lie.
[00:03:25]  I wouldn't lie to fucking to Jesus.
[00:03:27]  No, would I?
[00:03:29]  Anyways, so let's start off with the shitty news.
[00:03:32]  Okay.
[00:03:33]  Let's start off with the shitty news.
[00:03:34]  Nobody gives a fuck about as we let the numbers creep up as people get notifications.
[00:03:39]  Like, what the fuck?
[00:03:40]  It's Monday, isn't it?
[00:03:41]  Somebody's very confused on the first day back at work after the weekend.
[00:03:45]  Like, wait a second.
[00:03:46]  I listen to this when the week's over.
[00:03:50]  So viral marketing gone wrong.
[00:03:54]  A baby product line called Frida Baby has caught flack because their super edgy VP or marketing strategy has backfired a little bit.
[00:04:07]  So here is a rectal thermometer for infants.
[00:04:11]  So newborns up.
[00:04:13]  Frida Baby, use this product description on Instagram.
[00:04:17]  This is the closest your husband's going to get to a threesome.
[00:04:20]  Meet the new 3-in-1 True Temp thermometer, the Swiss Army knife of temperature-taking accuracy.
[00:04:27]  Now, that is a weird sex joke about a rectal thermometer for an infant.
[00:04:33]  Strange.
[00:04:34]  Maybe just a bad taste.
[00:04:36]  Okay.
[00:04:38]  I thought there were more.
[00:04:40]  Are we just going to lambast them for this one?
[00:04:45]  Okay, here we go.
[00:04:46]  Brian Bird, Director of Packaging, Adam Garliardo, Italian.
[00:04:52]  And Aaron Carmelo.
[00:04:53]  This guy, look, I'm sorry, but you cannot put this like this baby style is cute on like the packaging for like Walmart stuff.
[00:05:00]  But like if you put it to like adult men, it just makes them look real sauce.
[00:05:04]  That's all I want to say about these people with interesting.
[00:05:10]  Oh, there's more.
[00:05:12]  Okay, so this is a picture of a poopy diaper.
[00:05:14]  Frida Baby says the windy pro tips to tap the gas.
[00:05:19]  Oh, to tap that gas.
[00:05:21]  So this is a thing that you put in the baby butthole to get them to fart.
[00:05:26]  Because if they have gas in their bowels, it will cause them to, it's assumed to be one of the sources of colic is baby gas.
[00:05:34]  So you literally insert this into a baby's butthole to get them to fart so they can sleep.
[00:05:41]  So this is the description they wrote.
[00:05:43]  Top windy pro tips to tap that gas, which is a, I mean, there's like brackets around the G.
[00:05:49]  So it is tap that ass.
[00:05:52]  And then sometimes even poop.
[00:05:54]  Massage it real good.
[00:05:55]  Ew.
[00:05:56]  Okay.
[00:05:56]  So this is a this is written about like a child's like relief thing for their butt.
[00:06:03]  Massage it real good.
[00:06:05]  Lube that ish up.
[00:06:07]  Wear a poncho.
[00:06:09]  Thank you later.
[00:06:09]  Slide into our DMs with success photos.
[00:06:11]  Blur not necessary.
[00:06:13]  You don't have to blur out your baby shit.
[00:06:14]  We'll look at it.
[00:06:16]  We'll look at your.
[00:06:17]  This is fucking crazy that anyone would write this.
[00:06:21]  What happens?
[00:06:22]  Oh my God, bro.
[00:06:23]  It's a baby with like food or something on its face.
[00:06:26]  And then it says, what happens when you pull out too early?
[00:06:30]  And they're like saying that it's like, come on like an infant.
[00:06:33]  What the fuck?
[00:06:35]  Okay, and this is like a thermometer, I think, came on.
[00:06:38]  What is Nightstand top drawer worthy, battery operated, and comes in clutch when things are hot and steamy?
[00:06:44]  Congrats.
[00:06:45]  Congratulations, yes, our new product dropped below.
[00:06:47]  And five of you will get lucky tonight.
[00:06:49]  I assume that's like a milkworm ring or a thing.
[00:06:51]  Yeah, this is fucked, bro.
[00:06:53]  It's fucked up.
[00:06:55]  Oh, and then on, so this isn't just Instagram.
[00:06:58]  Frida Baby is replying to Netflix saying, put the red tip in your mouth and suck.
[00:07:01]  Hashtag nose freedom.
[00:07:03]  This is honestly some of the most vile shit I've ever read.
[00:07:06]  What the fuck?
[00:07:07]  Oh, they put a response.
[00:07:09]  Frida has always used humor to talk about the stuff no one else wants to.
[00:07:14]  Postpartum recovery, rectum temps, diaper blowouts, the real parts of parenting.
[00:07:19]  The goals to make hard or awkward moments feel a little less heavy.
[00:07:23]  I mean, honestly, like a doctor just being like, yes, you must use a rectal thermometer and this is how you do it.
[00:07:31]  Like that's less awkward than like, yeah, you got to tap that gas.
[00:07:34]  You got to tap that baby gas.
[00:07:36]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:07:36]  Like, why would you write this?
[00:07:38]  Humor is personal.
[00:07:39]  What's funny to one parent can feel like too much to another.
[00:07:42]  We're never trying to offend.
[00:07:43]  Push boundaries for shock failure or make anything uncomfortable.
[00:07:46]  The references you mentioned were written for adults.
[00:07:49]  Our products are for babies, but our voice is for grown-ups buying them and using them.
[00:07:52]  Still, your reaction matters.
[00:07:54]  We appreciate your longtime supporters like you.
[00:07:56]  I'm sorry how this changed you feel about us.
[00:07:57]  I'll make sure the feedback gets in front of the right team.
[00:08:00]  Yeah, buddy, threesome when your toddler invades your bed and takes up 70% of the available spaces.
[00:08:07]  I feel like this is like the least offensive.
[00:08:10]  Like, I understand what they're trying to say, but dude, I was trying to avoid that picture.
[00:08:17]  I'm glad that they censored it, but then some fucking bitch just puts the original on the fucking timeline.
[00:08:21]  Great.
[00:08:22]  Thank you, cunt.
[00:08:23]  All right.
[00:08:25]  Nice.
[00:08:25]  Okay.
[00:08:26]  Another one.

=== Valve Patent Troll Lawsuit (05:33) ===

[00:08:28]  Andrew Mountbotton Vinzel has been arrested because of suspicion of misconduct in public office.
[00:08:37]  Now, this is for his association.
[00:08:39]  It's not, it's, dude, it was like food.
[00:08:41]  They put it on their fucking Instagram.
[00:08:42]  Okay.
[00:08:43]  This is the picture that was down there, but it was uncensored.
[00:08:46]  I didn't want to see the child's face though, because it's extremely disgusting and humiliating.
[00:08:51]  Anyways, the Prince of England was arrested.
[00:08:54]  Former prince, he was disinherited by the king.
[00:08:56]  And prior to the king's travel to the United States, he was arrested for misconduct in public office.
[00:09:03]  Now, supposedly, this is a what's the word?
[00:09:07]  This is a PR thing because arrested for 15 months.
[00:09:13]  They already let him out.
[00:09:14]  Okay.
[00:09:16]  The royals are all POs, probably.
[00:09:18]  So the King of England is going to the United States, and as a result, he arrested him because I think the thought was that he's going to get jeered horrifically if he just like shows up and was like, hey, everybody.
[00:09:30]  And there's like, why is your son like a pedophile?
[00:09:33]  So this is just like a stunt.
[00:09:36]  Hold up.
[00:09:36]  It's getting warm.
[00:09:37]  This is the issue of streaming: you lock yourself in a warm room and then you put all your computers on blast and then your room's hot.
[00:09:48]  Okay, what was I thinking?
[00:09:50]  Okay.
[00:09:50]  So Valve actually did something.
[00:09:52]  This is base.
[00:09:52]  I have a huge, this is how I've set this up.
[00:09:54]  I had nasty shit up front.
[00:09:55]  So everybody who is of a weak disposition who can't make the cut is going to get slaughtered.
[00:10:00]  They're going to be routed out like the goblins they are.
[00:10:03]  Then I have an epic gamer segment.
[00:10:06]  Okay.
[00:10:07]  Then I have my AI segment.
[00:10:09]  Okay.
[00:10:10]  And then I have to top off the news segment, fuck Canada.
[00:10:15]  That's your reward for sticking it through.
[00:10:18]  So in the epic gamer moment, Valve has won over a Rothschild to give you an idea of how powerful they are, how strong their apparatus is.
[00:10:28]  They sued Leigh Rothschild, who is a patent troll.
[00:10:32]  So what he does is that his various holding companies own patents.
[00:10:37]  And then if what his company does is they, after they buy the patents, they then look at any potential big company that theoretically could own a patent or a product that may somewhat kind of have an implementation of one of your patents.
[00:10:53]  And then they say to them, Hey, we're going to sue you for patent infringement unless you give us a contract.
[00:11:00]  We'll lease out the patent to you for money.
[00:11:05]  So you may have no claim whatsoever, but the big company would do the cost-benefit analysis and make the determination that this is basically extortion.
[00:11:18]  But if we say no and you sue us, it'll cost us less money to just sign a deal with your bullshit fucking agreement than it would be to settle this in court.
[00:11:27]  Valve does not like being fucked in the ass by strangers.
[00:11:30]  And after signing an agreement with them, they then change the terms of their agreement in some nebulous legal way and said, you got to pay us more money, actually.
[00:11:40]  So Valve said, fuck you.
[00:11:41]  We're not going to be extorted.
[00:11:43]  And they sued.
[00:11:45]  They actually sued them, which is not usually how that goes.
[00:11:48]  It's usually the other way around.
[00:11:50]  Patent troll sues Valve.
[00:11:52]  Valve sued, and actually, during the proceedings, the attorneys for the Rothschilds patent trolling submitted to the judge AI written documents that hallucinated case citations without checking to see if any of the citations were real, which caused them to get sanctioned for wasting everybody's fucking time.
[00:12:12]  And then, after a jury trial in Washington state, the jury actually not only believed that Valve was in the right, they personally held the person, Leigh Rothschild, to be guilty of violating Washington anti-patent trolling prevention, which is kind of funny because it's called a patent troll because everybody knows what trolling is, like to be disruptive for gain or for entertainment.
[00:12:38]  But it's like a gaming term.
[00:12:40]  It comes from like early internet gaming and news groups and shit.
[00:12:44]  So it is kind of funny that the gaming company won a lawsuit against a troll.
[00:12:50]  Pretty thematic, pretty, it's like a nice story, like a nice, nice composition.
[00:12:58]  So their AI filings probably don't help them.
[00:13:00]  But this is the results of a jury trial.
[00:13:02]  So the jury, I imagine it's probably hard to fuck with Valve in Washington state because you get a jury of people in Washington state, and they're all probably going to be like around my age.
[00:13:12]  They all know that Steam is Steam.
[00:13:16]  They all probably like Valve.
[00:13:17]  It's a big employer in the area.
[00:13:19]  There's no net negatives to Valve being in your state.
[00:13:24]  So if they're suing somebody for fucking with their business, you got to throw them the bone.
[00:13:28]  It doesn't matter.
[00:13:28]  Fuck the, yeah, yep.
[00:13:29]  Lay Rothschild, fuck him.
[00:13:31]  Rothschild broadcast distribute, fuck him.
[00:13:34]  Defendant patent asset, fuck him.
[00:13:37]  Samuel Myler, is that Irish?
[00:13:39]  Fuck him.
[00:13:40]  Meyer Legal PLC, also guilty.
[00:13:42]  Fuck him.
[00:13:44]  That's crazy that the law firm was also found guilty of patent trolling.
[00:13:49]  Good.
[00:13:50]  Fuck him.
[00:13:51]  Base.
[00:13:52]  What's wrong with my mic?
[00:13:54]  Someone said fucking Mike.
[00:13:57]  Oh, fucking Nick.
[00:13:59]  Yeah, there's a K at the end of that, buddy.

=== Fire Red Cartridge Price (03:14) ===

[00:14:01]  Nick.
[00:14:02]  Okay.
[00:14:03]  So no, somebody is somebody patent trolled me by saying fucking Nick and it confused me.
[00:14:07]  I thought my mic was all fucked up because as always, I fucked with my mic before the shoe.
[00:14:13]  And then, no, he was just complimenting my joke of making fun of him for being an Irishman.
[00:14:18]  All right.
[00:14:19]  On the other side of the gaming spectrum, a company that has a lot of haters and a lot of people that love them to death.
[00:14:25]  A certain PPP may be a bing, bing, wahoo enjoyer.
[00:14:30]  My understanding is that Nintendo enjoyers appreciate that.
[00:14:33]  I think this is even the take that Jim Sterling came up with: is that the Nintendo appreciators appreciate the fact that Nintendo sells a game that often doesn't have any kind of subscription attached, that often doesn't have any kind of like unlocks and shit in the game.
[00:14:47]  And then you play the game and the game is fun and it's meant to be played like a game.
[00:14:52]  And then that's it.
[00:14:53]  That's the end of your relationship.
[00:14:55]  Whereas Nintendo haters hate this shit, where Nintendo is trying to sell every version, every ROM of Pokemon for $20 because they couldn't, they didn't put any effort into this.
[00:15:10]  So they have like the cart for Spanish Pokemon.
[00:15:14]  They have the cart for Japanese Pokemon.
[00:15:16]  They have the cart for English.
[00:15:19]  And then they just sell them as is for $20 each.
[00:15:22]  So if you buy Pokemon Fire Red in the Nintendo store, you can't be like, oh, actually, I want to try playing this in Spanish because I'm learning Spanish.
[00:15:30]  You'd have to specifically buy the Spanish version to read it in Spanish, which just seems obscene.
[00:15:38]  It's like a, what is it, like a 30 fucking year old game at this point?
[00:15:42]  Should be able to just say, like, hey, I want like, I want to switch languages.
[00:15:47]  I want to switch my cartridge version.
[00:15:49]  Why is it when you order the fire red version, you can't just switch the cartridge out with every other version that's available, you know?
[00:15:56]  So, $60 if you want three different languages of Pokemon Fire Red, and it's also every different version.
[00:16:01]  It's not like you pay $20, then you're like, Okay, I want to play Leaf Green in Japanese.
[00:16:07]  Nope, that's another $20, even if you own Fire Red, which just seems again absurd.
[00:16:12]  However, someone made the point: wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy the old cartridges?
[00:16:17]  I looked this up.
[00:16:18]  No, these cartridges are worth like $150.
[00:16:22]  No box, no container.
[00:16:24]  As long as they plug in and work, they're $150 on eBay.
[00:16:30]  So, Nintendo does what they got.
[00:16:31]  So, yeah, you want to, oh, you want to go buy the cart?
[00:16:34]  Yeah, fuck you, buddy.
[00:16:35]  You're going to be spending $600 instead of $80, whatever.
[00:16:40]  ROMs are free.
[00:16:41]  That's true.
[00:16:41]  That's very true.
[00:16:44]  Anyways, that's Nintendo.
[00:16:47]  Okay, now I am super late to this.
[00:16:49]  Someone posted this in the Maddie thread and I watched it.
[00:16:53]  This is three months ago.
[00:16:55]  I apologize, but I watched this video and it's actually very funny.
[00:16:59]  Kik hosted three months ago, mind you.
[00:17:02]  This is old news.
[00:17:02]  So here's what we're going to do.
[00:17:04]  We're going to go from old to new.
[00:17:05]  Pokemon Fire Red 25 years ago.
[00:17:08]  This shit three months ago, but bear with me.
[00:17:11]  It's kind of funny.
[00:17:12]  So Rust is a game I've never played.
[00:17:14]  It never appealed to me.

=== Rust Tournament Trainwreck (09:30) ===

[00:17:15]  It's in that genre of like people run around with permadeath and they're dickheads to each other.
[00:17:20]  It's like, that's my life.
[00:17:22]  My life is permadeath.
[00:17:24]  My life is everyone's just being a fucking dickhead to me all the goddamn time.
[00:17:28]  I don't need to simulate that in real life.
[00:17:31]  I'm a dickhead to other people too.
[00:17:32]  So I already get that out of my system.
[00:17:34]  Like, I don't understand this game, but it's super, super, super popular.
[00:17:40]  Okay.
[00:17:42]  And so Kick thought it would be a fun idea to host a little chourney and to invite all the most famous kick streamers to compete in teams for $100,000.
[00:17:56]  My understanding is that the winner is decided by who has the most metal scrap, which is like a very rudimentary component in the game.
[00:18:07]  So you have to produce an abundance of this extraordinarily rudimentary component to crafting to win $100,000 as a team.
[00:18:16]  So they set up a bunch of rules to try and make it anti-grief based.
[00:18:21]  And so this guy, Twig, comes up with a way to make a really strong fort, combining two ideas.
[00:18:28]  One is these metal barricades, which slows you down as you walk around them.
[00:18:32]  And the other one is wooden barricades with little bombs attached to them that make it hard to walk through.
[00:18:37]  So even if you walk very slowly past people shooting at you from above, where they respawn, you have to respawn somewhere else and walk to there with a different gun and stuff in order to fire at them.
[00:18:49]  If you make it all the way there, you then explode as you walk past a bomb.
[00:18:52]  Completely and totally legitimate within the game rules.
[00:18:55]  However, Kick had an issue.
[00:18:59]  And this is honestly, this is so scummy that it kind of defies belief.
[00:19:05]  The other team's competitor had as their team leader was Trainwreck.
[00:19:11]  And you probably know who Trainwreck is because he's really famous.
[00:19:14]  And I've also referenced him with Bossman Jack, but he's like a part owner of Stake or Kick and/or Kick, maybe both.
[00:19:21]  So he's like a big streamer.
[00:19:22]  He owns some kind of, I don't know exactly how the legal structure of kick/slash stake works, but he's involved in them.
[00:19:30]  And he was also competing for a cash prize from the company.
[00:19:34]  This should have been immediately like some like some fucking lawyer at kick.us should have been like, absolutely fucking not.
[00:19:42]  Are you like nuts?
[00:19:43]  You can't have somebody who owns part of one of these companies competing.
[00:19:47]  But he was in it.
[00:19:48]  And guess who won?
[00:19:50]  This guy, his awesome base, his base, by the way, looks like looks like a, I want to see like a picture.
[00:19:58]  There's a couple of good screenshots of it from above.
[00:20:01]  But it looks like a proper medieval star fortress.
[00:20:05]  It's a really impressive build just in terms of the aesthetics of the base.
[00:20:09]  I guess I'm not going to be able to fucking find it because I, wait, there it is.
[00:20:13]  No, sorry.
[00:20:15]  Oh yeah, see, you see, it's like a fucking palisade type structure with these like struts that are sticking.
[00:20:22]  It looks like a star fortress.
[00:20:23]  It's really cool.
[00:20:24]  And then it's filled, as you can see, with the slow stuff and then the exploding, the woods things have bombs on them.
[00:20:30]  And that was their build.
[00:20:31]  And they got besieged by everybody and they won.
[00:20:34]  And, oh, at the beginning of it, they had a gambling mechanic where I think you can put it because they want to promote gambling, right?
[00:20:41]  It's like a wheel of fortune type thing.
[00:20:44]  So at the very beginning of the game, they all sat together on a couch and they double, they fucking double checked their metal scrap on wheel and they won.
[00:20:52]  So they immediately got a million dollars or a million scrap like at the very start of the game.
[00:20:59]  And then immediately after this, the admins changed the rules so that you can't bet a bunch of money and double check it on wheel so that they would have to fight each other, which left them as the number one position.
[00:21:12]  And then Trainwreck was way behind.
[00:21:14]  And then they all attacked his fortress.
[00:21:16]  Oh, there's the wheel.
[00:21:17]  It's behind the naked lady.
[00:21:20]  So they double checked it.
[00:21:21]  They properly fucking double chucked it.
[00:21:22]  They won by good old-fashioned Gamba as is tradition on kick.
[00:21:28]  And then the admins broke the wheel because they were winning too much, exactly like a real casino would.
[00:21:34]  Then they had the fight at their fortress.
[00:21:37]  And then the admins bitched at them and said, no, you can't build the metal barricades, bro.
[00:21:42]  Stop building the metal barricades.
[00:21:44]  It's like not fucking gamer wholesome big chungus.
[00:21:46]  And then to completely fuck him over, this here.
[00:21:52]  I couldn't fucking believe this.
[00:21:54]  Nuclear bombs.
[00:21:55]  Earlier, it was ruined the entire event for us was about to become active.
[00:21:59]  Nuclear bombs.
[00:22:00]  Earlier, it was suddenly announced that there would be three nukes that could be obtained.
[00:22:03]  Nukes that could completely foundation wipe a base five times the size of ours.
[00:22:08]  They were now able to be dropped.
[00:22:09]  But luckily for us, nobody wanted to drop one on our base.
[00:22:12]  And we still had a chance to defend our Spoon Kid has been nuked.
[00:22:18]  Oh my lord.
[00:22:19]  Out of all the tapes.
[00:22:22]  With the base being fully eliminated, we take an overall view.
[00:22:26]  It was over.
[00:22:27]  Our entire base was wiped from the map.
[00:22:30]  And with no.
[00:22:31]  What was funny is that it didn't delete the barricade.
[00:22:33]  So they just stayed in the area and tried to guard the money still.
[00:22:38]  But they lost.
[00:22:39]  And I think Trainwreck's team won.
[00:22:41]  So the admins changed the rules to defeat their strategy after the game had started.
[00:22:45]  Then they changed the rules to defeat their strategy again.
[00:22:49]  And then they introduced fucking atomic bombs so that they could delete their base.
[00:22:54]  And then, oh, they lost.
[00:22:55]  And the guy that owns kick or whatever the fuck, he won.
[00:22:58]  Like, what a fucking scam.
[00:23:00]  What a fucking scam, dude.
[00:23:02]  That's a fucking scam.
[00:23:04]  If that Trainwreck guy actually won this tournament, that's a fucking scam, bro.
[00:23:09]  It's really unbelievable.
[00:23:11]  And then, of course, people got pissed off about it and shit.
[00:23:14]  But the Trainwreck actually win here.
[00:23:17]  I'm going to ask fucking Google real quick.
[00:23:20]  Did Trainwreck's team win the kick rust tournament?
[00:23:24]  Question mark.
[00:23:25]  Oh, he did not win.
[00:23:27]  Who won the team?
[00:23:29]  He took, I'm going to change my narrative, okay?
[00:23:33]  Who won the kick rust event?
[00:23:36]  Team Oil Rats.
[00:23:37]  Okay, here's my narrative, okay?
[00:23:38]  They realized that they had, after they had dropped the nuclear bomb, they realized, bro, our strats aren't working.
[00:23:46]  We're going to get found out as fucking riggers.
[00:23:49]  We're going to be found out as the biggest riggers of all time.
[00:23:52]  So then Trainwreck just decided to throw the whole thing because it was over.
[00:23:56]  Evil Eddie pulled the plot.
[00:23:58]  Evil Eddie said, Look, it's over for us.
[00:24:01]  The wheel, we left the wheel in there so our master gambler, Trainwreck, could gamble his way in.
[00:24:07]  But then the Spoonie team gambled their way in.
[00:24:10]  And then we had to blow up his base with bombs.
[00:24:12]  It's like, it's just fucking, we have to take the L in this, but we're not going to let Spoonie have it.
[00:24:16]  We're not going to let Spoonie's team have it.
[00:24:18]  Okay.
[00:24:20]  Listen to this.
[00:24:21]  This skeevy ass fucking call.
[00:24:22]  I don't know what it is, but there's a way Australians talk when they're being like jovial and nice.
[00:24:28]  And then there's like a way when they're being absolute cutthroat bastards.
[00:24:31]  And you can just tell this guy's like in cutthroat Australian bastard mode.
[00:24:35]  Aligned to this kind of thing.
[00:24:37]  And I understand that, you know, we don't always want to be put in the same group as everyone else playing the event.
[00:24:42]  And I know you do your thing and I know you create your own kind of content.
[00:24:44]  And that's okay.
[00:24:45]  It's just you're going against the event itself.
[00:24:49]  And it's very difficult to try and manage.
[00:24:52]  The leader island thing.
[00:24:53]  I understand that you guys wanted to explore.
[00:24:55]  We encourage you to do so.
[00:24:57]  Was it annoying to have Twig place around everywhere and that we had to clean up for the broadcast team?
[00:25:02]  Yes, we would love if you would.
[00:25:04]  Yeah, that was my bad.
[00:25:04]  I thought it was going to decay.
[00:25:06]  I didn't know it would stay there.
[00:25:07]  To be honest, we didn't think that anyone like it was even possible to get any resources.
[00:25:13]  So there was some oversight.
[00:25:14]  Yeah, we had to score.
[00:25:15]  Yeah.
[00:25:16]  However, taking the hazmat suit, I understand that for you, it's a bit, but for the broadcast team and every other captain, it just looks, it doesn't look neat and it's just not the vibe.
[00:25:26]  And you kind of woke up without it.
[00:25:28]  Probably should have been an indication to maybe not do it again.
[00:25:31]  But I understand that that's kind of the thing that you do.
[00:25:34]  And I don't.
[00:25:34]  I thought it would be content if I could get an egg suit on it, which is sort of a funny message.
[00:25:39]  Please blackjack yourself.
[00:25:41]  So that's it.
[00:25:42]  That's them scheming, rigging, ruining an epic gamer contest.
[00:25:48]  I don't know.
[00:25:49]  Out of all the games, like if you're trying to have a nice, clean match with no cheesing and no griefing, why would you pick Rust?
[00:25:57]  You know what I mean?
[00:25:58]  Like there's like a million other games that you can do community events for that are less open to griefing and malice than Rust, which is advertised as being a place of griefing and malice.
[00:26:10]  It's like playing Dota 2 as a tournament for a nice sportsmanship competition.
[00:26:17]  Like you're not going to get that.
[00:26:18]  Are you retarded?
[00:26:20]  You pick the game most known for not having sportsmanship as your as your battleground.
[00:26:25]  Like why would you fucking do that?
[00:26:26]  So I don't know.
[00:26:28]  Fuck that.
[00:26:29]  Okay, next.
[00:26:30]  High guard dead.
[00:26:32]  I think.
[00:26:32]  Let's check the site, see if it's still dead.
[00:26:35]  Oh, it's back up.
[00:26:37]  The guy that designed the website, the code 32, had to put out a notice saying, please stop contacting me.
[00:26:45]  They broke it.

=== Idol Culture Child Characters (07:25) ===

[00:26:46]  I can't tell you what's going on.
[00:26:50]  And then the guy that made it was no, sorry, the company that made it was accused or by their devs, I think, by a whistleblower of having money invested into them by 10 cent.
[00:27:03]  So this is how you make money, chat.
[00:27:06]  What you do is you make a game and then you get 10 cent to invest in your game and then you just shit that fucking turd out and then you're done.
[00:27:13]  You pocket that 10 cent money and you walk away from the table and you never have to worry about a good game ever again.
[00:27:20]  And oh yeah, this.
[00:27:23]  Okay.
[00:27:24]  I like this story.
[00:27:24]  I have no evidence for this.
[00:27:26]  I just remember that in 2024, the Game Awards featured a sand neighbor named Amir Satvat and portrayed him as a poor, lowly guy trying to get those hard working game devs who were activist fuck tards being laid off from their shitty games failing back on their feet by finding them jobs in the industry.
[00:27:43]  After the show, people did some digging and found out that he's a Tencent executive who staunchly pushes DEI for the Tencent Sand neighbor and Highgard both getting free publicity at Jeff's Jeff Keely, the guy that wins the game awards.
[00:27:56]  Industry Circle Jerk, I'm now wondering if Tencent is directly funding his game awards.
[00:28:00]  I have a feeling Jeff is bought and paid for by the Chinese.
[00:28:04]  Yeah.
[00:28:06]  Suspicious.
[00:28:07]  Who would have thought that our media would be controlled from the top down by the Chinese?
[00:28:12]  Me.
[00:28:13]  If you've been listening to this show, you would know that I talked about this probably five plus years ago.
[00:28:19]  I mentioned that Tencent bought League of Legends when that happened.
[00:28:22]  Then I mentioned that they were trying to push the Epic Games platform because they were trying to take over our media.
[00:28:27]  And gaming is like a much easier vector to intrude in than Hollywood, where you have like recognizable producers and faces and stuff.
[00:28:34]  I talked about this.
[00:28:35]  Okay.
[00:28:36]  Such as life.
[00:28:38]  Okay.
[00:28:38]  So that was the past.
[00:28:41]  We went from the distant past to the recent past to last week.
[00:28:45]  And now we have the future of gaming.
[00:28:49]  The future of gaming is apparently just whatever the fuck this is.
[00:28:52]  I don't even know what the fuck is the name of this?
[00:28:54]  Pragmatic?
[00:28:56]  Pragmata.
[00:28:57]  So it's a robot game.
[00:28:59]  And as you can see, we have the two types of robots, man and woman.
[00:29:04]  You have the underage little girl robot, and then you have the actual machine-looking cyborg.
[00:29:10]  Okay.
[00:29:11]  So it is my understanding that you carry this little girl around on your back, and her feet are like the soles of her feet are like finely detailed and always visible to you.
[00:29:22]  So the first thing that happened after this game was announced is that Pragmatica underscore was created and that was just a AI generated pornography site for this character right here that looks like a fucking six-year-old.
[00:29:35]  And what's really bizarre is that, okay, these are post-Logan too.
[00:29:40]  I need to show you like a full, like a full body of this.
[00:29:43]  Because the character, it's so strange how she doesn't just look like a little girl.
[00:29:47]  She looks like a little girl dolled up for a like a child pageant or something.
[00:29:55]  Here, here we go.
[00:29:57]  It's just so weird.
[00:29:57]  She's like a porcelain doll as opposed to like a child.
[00:30:00]  And it's extremely unsettling and strange.
[00:30:04]  So this is what's going on here.
[00:30:07]  There's now a Pragmata Safer Work.
[00:30:09]  I was a mod for Pragmata and it disgusts me.
[00:30:12]  Left the sub, gave away mod status, left their Discord in the moderation group chat.
[00:30:16]  I had clear intentions and plans to hammer down the pedo shit there and the dog whistles.
[00:30:21]  Get they invited several mods with feeds full of lewd lolly shit.
[00:30:26]  I cannot do this.
[00:30:27]  Stuff I got removed got re-approved again.
[00:30:29]  Mods openly wrote shit like cute Diana, eight grown ass adults, mind you.
[00:30:34]  And none of my proposals to be more strict were taken seriously.
[00:30:38]  Disgusting.
[00:30:39]  Reddit bans Pragmatus subreddit for being full of creeps sexualizing the games robot kids.
[00:30:46]  And then the Pragmata Safer Work rule say, don't be an uncle being normal about Diana.
[00:30:52]  That's rule number one.
[00:30:55]  Okay.
[00:30:57]  So here are the defense.
[00:30:58]  Okay.
[00:30:59]  Pyrot Nation said Reddit banned our Pragmata underscore for violating rule four, which prohibits sexual abusive or suggestive content involving minors.
[00:31:08]  The sub focus, see what I mean about how it doesn't look like a child.
[00:31:11]  It looks like, I don't know.
[00:31:13]  It looks like a lollycon lolly made 3D as opposed to like an actual kid.
[00:31:18]  It's like specifically designed to be sexualized.
[00:31:21]  The sub focused on lewd.
[00:31:23]  And by the way, it's like you can have these characters.
[00:31:26]  Like child characters in a video game that aren't like perfectly sexualized.
[00:31:30]  There was that game with like Kratos, the god of war.
[00:31:33]  He had like a little boy that looked like a little boy, you know, like a weird porcelain doll.
[00:31:39]  From Capcom's upcoming sci-fi game, Pragmata.
[00:31:43]  Uh, here is Saint Lexington.
[00:31:45]  We arrested that nasty lollycon.
[00:31:46]  Are you okay?
[00:31:47]  Literal child, of course, downplaying the fact that anyone that would be sexually attracted to this is probably a pedophile.
[00:31:54]  Um, Limmo, with whatever this thing creeps me out, by the way, this avatar, I don't know what the this is, but people who put this in their display picture, there's something wrong with them.
[00:32:02]  And this is an example.
[00:32:04]  Uh, we will not forget heartbroken thing, and then there's a bunch of like a montage of her because he's obsessed with her.
[00:32:10]  Uh, Shamrock, well, she's an android, she is property, not a person.
[00:32:15]  71 likes.
[00:32:16]  Uh, Snookie says it's a fucking cartoon character, mate.
[00:32:19]  Actually, no, it's not.
[00:32:20]  It's like a 3D, fully rendered, highly detailed model of what appears to be child czar.
[00:32:26]  Please don't lead me.
[00:32:28]  Uh-oh, ran it through the and there's for some reason.
[00:32:30]  This picture is really funny to him.
[00:32:32]  He's actually laughing so hard, he's crying in this.
[00:32:34]  I don't know why.
[00:32:36]  I don't know why.
[00:32:36]  I'm a schizophrenic, remember?
[00:32:38]  And this is like um, idol culture.
[00:32:40]  This thing is like idol culture, and it's like a jazz.
[00:32:42]  I just don't get it because I'm like a tourist.
[00:32:44]  Okay, I literally cannot tell the difference from the Redditor.
[00:32:48]  That's me on green Reddit, me being a moral fan, get again.
[00:32:52]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:32:53]  It's like it doesn't look like a kid, it looks like a fucking weird, sexualized version of a child.
[00:32:57]  Just proving my point, to be honest with you, guys, this is too heckin' realistic for Le Me.
[00:33:02]  I like Leilis like the next person, but this is too heckin' far.
[00:33:06]  Shut up, man.
[00:33:07]  You're a fake lollycon.
[00:33:09]  This has 38 likes.
[00:33:10]  Just when this is just when this was taken, he's like, So they're fine with mutilating kids' genitals and telling them that they're the opposite gender, but they have problems with the fantasy character.
[00:33:22]  No, I have issues with both.
[00:33:23]  Good thing it's not a child because one, it isn't real, and two, it's an Android.
[00:33:26]  And Canon Zero rules are broken.
[00:33:28]  It's an android.
[00:33:29]  It's not a fucking God.
[00:33:32]  9,000-year-old demons.
[00:33:34]  That was like in the past, bro.
[00:33:35]  We're in Android territory now.
[00:33:37]  They're androids.
[00:33:39]  Lolly Conomist says, Good, Pragmatic does not need more faguts from Reddit.
[00:33:44]  And then this is the main venue.
[00:33:46]  What does Capcom mean by this?
[00:33:47]  This is literally the main picture.
[00:33:48]  This is what the first thing you see when you open the game is a child's feet.
[00:33:54]  Okay.
[00:33:55]  I think we all know the reason.
[00:33:56]  Okay, I'm done with this.
[00:33:58]  Next, Straight Fighter Ludovic Mbach has been detained by ICE.
[00:34:03]  Despite digging through the Sperg outs and many testimonies of how such a nice guy he is, I haven't seen anyone actually defend his legal status.

=== Xbox CEO AI Replies (13:28) ===

[00:34:12]  So I think he's here illegally.
[00:34:13]  So this is Ludovics.
[00:34:16]  He's got an interesting style and physique to him.
[00:34:23]  Ludovic Mbach is a dear friend.
[00:34:26]  Wait, is Mbach his name?
[00:34:29]  Like that, that's his name.
[00:34:31]  I thought it would be like his gamer tag was Inbach or something, but that's his real name.
[00:34:36]  Okay.
[00:34:37]  I guess you have to be able to make guttural noises to pronounce that correctly.
[00:34:41]  Mbok has a dear friend who has always brought kindness and positivity to those around him.
[00:34:48]  Recently, Ludovic found himself in a difficult situation.
[00:34:51]  He is currently detained by ICE.
[00:34:54]  This unexpected turn has left him in urgent need of support, and those who care about him are coming together to help.
[00:35:00]  The funds raised here will go directly towards securing legal representation.
[00:35:05]  We love our ICE, our law enforcement.
[00:35:07]  We love our customs and border patrol.
[00:35:11]  They're important.
[00:35:12]  How much money did they make?
[00:35:14]  I don't think I even have this lined up.
[00:35:17]  I meant to put this in, but I did not.
[00:35:19]  There is a controversy where archive.today put in a script to like cause a DDoS of some guy's blog.
[00:35:28]  I think the guy Doc's the guy that owns Archive Today or something.
[00:35:31]  So he like used his site to DDoS the blog.
[00:35:35]  But this has caused Wikipedia to blacklist it and remove 650,000 references to Archive Today sites as a retaliation.
[00:35:46]  How much did he make?
[00:35:48]  $82,000 for being a fucking illegal.
[00:35:52]  They have it so easy.
[00:35:53]  Helpies, helpies.
[00:35:55]  I did everything wrong for multiple decades and now I'm being detained by police for breaking the law over multiple decades.
[00:36:02]  Oh, here's $100,000 for you, kind sir.
[00:36:06]  Awesome.
[00:36:07]  Apparently, he pays Street Fighter or some shit.
[00:36:10]  Okay.
[00:36:12]  So here's the fun thing.
[00:36:14]  Jeff Kiley announced that Phil Spencer, this big, chudly-looking guy, is retiring as the CEO of Microsoft Gaming effective immediately.
[00:36:27]  Asha Sharam from Microsoft will take over as CEO.
[00:36:31]  Sarah Bond will depart Xbox.
[00:36:34]  She is the president of Core AI at Microsoft.
[00:36:38]  I assume, so they took the AI person like, hello, I am a real gamer.
[00:36:42]  In fact, she has decided to push up her gamer Keely.
[00:36:48]  That's his name.
[00:36:49]  Jeff Keeley.
[00:36:51]  What is that?
[00:36:52]  Is that Jewish or something?
[00:36:54]  What kind of name is that?
[00:36:57]  Grums says, Grums, of course, who has interesting hairline.
[00:37:02]  Xbox CEO using AI for her replies.
[00:37:04]  So just smash.
[00:37:06]  I mean, she is the fucking head of AI.
[00:37:08]  Do you think you're going to talk to a real person when you message her?
[00:37:12]  So Smash JT led me down this rabbit hole.
[00:37:15]  Here is Asha Sharam saying that she played Chrono Trigger in her replies to Smash.
[00:37:20]  She would have been six years old, which would have been a very young age to play it, but maybe she loves JRPGs and picked it up later.
[00:37:27]  It is a curious thought.
[00:37:28]  She must be a huge gamer or this is AI run by the person who formerly led AI on Enterprise at Microsoft.
[00:37:34]  This is why fucking co-pilot never co-pilot was like the first search engine that was enhanced by AI.
[00:37:40]  And then they fell way, way far behind.
[00:37:42]  That's because they got Asha Shama.
[00:37:46]  I bet you, I'm going to make a bet.
[00:37:47]  This is going to might be a losing bet.
[00:37:50]  I bet you their next head of AI is going to be white.
[00:37:53]  He's going to be like the whitest guy you've ever fucking seen.
[00:37:57]  I just have a feeling.
[00:37:59]  Let's see.
[00:38:01]  So she says, great list.
[00:38:03]  I did my top three in another reply.
[00:38:06]  Hello, Valheim 007.
[00:38:08]  It has been a long time since I played Chrono Trigger.
[00:38:11]  Have you ever done every ending?
[00:38:13]  Thanks for all the detail.
[00:38:14]  I appreciate it a ton.
[00:38:17]  That is her reply to Smash JT.
[00:38:19]  So apparently the real CEO.
[00:38:22]  Oh, I have to do a Neil Maham.
[00:38:25]  That's right.
[00:38:25]  I forgot.
[00:38:26]  The real CEO of Microsoft Gaming has come out to reply to Smash JT with her favorite video games.
[00:38:33]  She's such a big gamer.
[00:38:36]  They're speculating.
[00:38:37]  I mean, they're basing this off the fact that Chrono Trigger came out in 1995.
[00:38:41]  So she would have been six, but like, I don't know.
[00:38:43]  Andy Worski is playing old shit.
[00:38:46]  He's printing off like game fact guides and shit.
[00:38:49]  I don't know.
[00:38:49]  People play old games.
[00:38:50]  It's not really convincing.
[00:38:54]  Okay, so she's like, I launched her Xbox profile and immediately started grinding for like achievements or had like other people grinding achievements for her or something, like Elon Musk.
[00:39:10]  So now her game game.
[00:39:13]  Oh, she's 100% Firewatch.
[00:39:15]  I also played that game.
[00:39:17]  So she's going to fill out her gamer profile and prove to the gamers that she's like a real gamer girl.
[00:39:23]  She's not like other girls.
[00:39:24]  She plays video games.
[00:39:25]  No gamer girl would ever play Minecraft.
[00:39:29]  Does your gamer girl have 64 achievements and a 1485 gamer score on Minecraft?
[00:39:34]  I don't think so.
[00:39:36]  Oh, does your gamer girl play Solitaire?
[00:39:38]  Does your gamer girl have a 13 achievements in Microsoft Solitaire?
[00:39:41]  I don't think so.
[00:39:43]  Okay.
[00:39:46]  This was the woman who was resigned at the same time, by the way, Sarah Bond, who I inaccurately posted on Twitter and somehow got 20.
[00:39:55]  I need to be careful what I say, because apparently when I say shit just to be funny, or just because I glanced at it warily through like a caffeine reduction gaze, like days, and I'm like, it kind of looks like a brown person.
[00:40:09]  I guess that might be her.
[00:40:10]  And it gets 20,000 likes.
[00:40:12]  Okay.
[00:40:12]  This is not Asha Sharam or whatever the fuck.
[00:40:15]  Her name is Sarah Bond.
[00:40:16]  She is the B, capital B black woman, and she has resigned.
[00:40:21]  And the suspicion is, is that she resigned as the president of Xbox because she was passed over in one of the most obvious nepotistic hires ever seen.
[00:40:34]  So she's just like, fuck it.
[00:40:35]  If you're not going to make me see you, I'm going to go somewhere else.
[00:40:38]  So Sarah Bond, capital B Balak said, fuck you.
[00:40:41]  I guess I'm not the cool minority anymore in this company.
[00:40:45]  I'm going somewhere else.
[00:40:47]  Next, on the AI segment, we have the Will Stancil show being discussed on CNBC MarketWatch today.
[00:40:53]  Let's take a listen chat.
[00:40:55]  Yeah, well, we're going to have to keep a close eye on that because isn't it perfectly possible that we're going to have those kinds of moments where we start to question yet again whether all this capital is going to get a decent return?
[00:41:05]  I mean, it's, you know, we still don't know.
[00:41:07]  It's all mostly all on the come, Dan.
[00:41:10]  No, it is all on the, and that's perfectly fair, David.
[00:41:13]  But, you know, in media, since we're talking, we're starting to see the use of AI, not just in script writing, but in on screen, whether it's special effects.
[00:41:24]  There's a TV show, if you want to call it that, on the internet right now.
[00:41:28]  I believe it's exclusively on Twitter.
[00:41:29]  Don't quote me on that, which is basically done all with AI animation generation.
[00:41:34]  Obviously, a human wrote the story and instructed it, but AI has effectively generated that story.
[00:41:40]  It's getting a bit of buzz right now for a number of reasons, some good, some bad.
[00:41:44]  But you, you know, the on the come, we are still early in this.
[00:41:48]  Again, ChatGPT was just a few years ago.
[00:41:50]  The release to the public was just a few years ago.
[00:41:52]  I think it's going to be in time.
[00:41:54]  And if we flashback, as I like to do in this particular show, to Books A Million and the early Amazon and Pets.com, et cetera, a lot of those didn't work out.
[00:42:04]  But they did lay the groundwork for what eventually became quite substantial businesses in many respects.
[00:42:09]  And I think that's probably going to be.
[00:42:10]  I think he manages to avoid.
[00:42:12]  This is the second time that there's another clip that I have where the person obviously doesn't want to say something but references it because it's on the come.
[00:42:21]  You know what I mean?
[00:42:21]  You can't just like say that shit out loud.
[00:42:25]  You have to keep it down low on the come chat.
[00:42:28]  I have no idea what the fuck that means, by the way.
[00:42:35]  Okay.
[00:42:35]  As far as Will Stansel himself, by the way, I mentioned that he was in like Minnesota.
[00:42:41]  He was doing like on the field stuff.
[00:42:43]  He got punched in the fucking face.
[00:42:45]  And then a Mean Girl wrote an article about how he's a fucking loser.
[00:42:52]  So Gabby Delval says, Will Stansel, man of the people, or just an annoying guy.
[00:42:57]  The lowercase I internet personality has been chasing ice on the streets of Minneapolis, but fellow locals are divided on whether he's helping or hurting their cause.
[00:43:06]  And she's basically just saying that he's a fucking loser.
[00:43:09]  He looks like Elon Musk.
[00:43:10]  He's like Elon Musk.
[00:43:12]  Like Elon Musk was cloned.
[00:43:14]  Like he has like a separated embryo or something.
[00:43:16]  And then like his other half was sent to Minneapolis and trained to become like a huge homosexual.
[00:43:23]  And the other half was sent to the Emerald Mines to like cut the hands off of children that didn't mine fast enough.
[00:43:30]  This is very keynote.
[00:43:31]  Yeah.
[00:43:31]  Look at the shot composition in here.
[00:43:33]  The film green.
[00:43:34]  It's so tasteful, chat.
[00:43:35]  There's so much going on.
[00:43:37]  He appears to be talking to an anime profile picture in his Discord Goon sesh.
[00:43:42]  Look at the Discord kitten right there.
[00:43:44]  Caught in 4K and in a keynote film grain shot, buddy boy, talking to your Discord kitten on voice chat.
[00:43:53]  And this has resulted in more AI garbage.
[00:43:59]  Sorry, this is a high-quality AI gangster rap about Will Stancil, which has caused people to freak out.
[00:44:06]  Okay, let's take a listen.
[00:44:17]  I'ma go out and kill all the classes, nigga.
[00:44:20]  I'm Minnesota, nigga.
[00:44:21]  I'm finna show these niggas.
[00:44:23]  I ain't writing speeches.
[00:44:25]  I'ma win the voters, nigga.
[00:44:26]  Nigga, Stancil gang, nigga.
[00:44:28]  Nigga, Trump a lame nigga.
[00:44:29]  Nigga, part that orange bitch in his fat brain, nigga.
[00:44:33]  Nigga, I'm a lawyer, nigga.
[00:44:34]  Nigga, special god, nigga.
[00:44:36]  I'm in my fallen homies.
[00:44:37]  That's George Floyd, nigga.
[00:44:39]  Nigga, I'm a wigger, nigga, nigga.
[00:44:41]  White dicker nigga, nigga.
[00:44:43]  Slap my stanza cock down.
[00:44:44]  I'm a single nigga, nigga.
[00:44:46]  That's your honest nigga.
[00:44:47]  Nigga, wigger non.
[00:44:49]  You can't talk to me unless you speak it bonics, nigga.
[00:44:52]  I love black niggas, nigga.
[00:44:54]  They're real whack, niggas.
[00:44:55]  Nigga, them niggas that just want a piece of them racks, nigga.
[00:45:09]  i can't wait until we absolutely have no need whatsoever for hollywood anymore This is pretty good.
[00:45:15]  Okay, I take it back.
[00:45:16]  It is very high quality.
[00:45:18]  Let's see what the fallout here is.
[00:45:19]  I read the articles or I read the byline at least.
[00:45:23]  That's the only thing that matters.
[00:45:26]  Gabby Delval, I mean, she messed with the thug.
[00:45:29]  I don't know what she was expecting.
[00:45:30]  She says that she's been receiving death threats and she went on Twitter to quote tweet a white nationalist to comment on the IQ of the Rothschilds family for some reason because they just lost a big lawsuit, bro.
[00:45:39]  That's why they're threatening to kill me on the other website for writing mildly critical profile of Will Stancil.
[00:45:48]  LOL.
[00:45:49]  But the likes button is not.
[00:45:50]  Is she talking about on Blue Sky?
[00:45:53]  She's getting death threats on Blue Sky for criticizing Will Stancil.
[00:45:58]  Well, I guess the hecking Nazi chuds on X are the good guys, right?
[00:46:03]  If you're a bright kid from a working-class family getting into New York University, kind of feels like winning the lottery.
[00:46:09]  Then you get these and you realize that you're just surrounded by Rothschilds who bombed the SAT.
[00:46:15]  This is Jeffrey Epstein saying that he got 500s in reading and math when Rothschild got 107.
[00:46:24]  Oh, no, sorry.
[00:46:25]  It's Alice de Rothschild who got 1070.
[00:46:27]  Bon so she sucks.
[00:46:30]  What does she look like?
[00:46:32]  Alice de Rothschild.
[00:46:35]  Well, she's gotten married.
[00:46:36]  She's now Alice de la Rosha Fukald.
[00:46:40]  And she's apparently dumb.
[00:46:41]  Here she is.
[00:46:42]  She's stupid.
[00:46:44]  She can't pass the SATs with their acceptable store.
[00:46:47]  She'll never get into NYU.
[00:46:50]  Alice de Rothschild.
[00:46:53]  LinkedIn.
[00:46:55]  Where'd she end up going?
[00:46:56]  Oh, she's from okay.
[00:47:00]  She didn't get into NYU.
[00:47:02]  Sucks to be her.
[00:47:05]  Um, she looks vegan.
[00:47:10]  Um, do not ever declare that Stancil must go because when he asks in turn who must go, you may not like the answer.
[00:47:19]  What is going on here?
[00:47:20]  David Clinton, Gabby DeVelle is a great journalist with righteous politics, and the way this website is treating her for her completely fair reporting on Minneapolis is the reason why it's constantly hemorrhaging users.
[00:47:30]  It will never be relevant, and it seems a joke across progressive media and activist circles.
[00:47:35]  Yes, the website's fault that a notorious serial harasser sick his legion of trolls on yet another woman.

=== Ars Technica AI Editor (10:43) ===

[00:47:40]  Good work, David Toperine stuff.
[00:47:42]  Dude, these people are so fucking nasty.
[00:47:44]  Every time I read like dogpile tweets from Blue Sky, I'm just like, God, you're like the most nasty fucking people ever lived.
[00:47:50]  All right.
[00:47:51]  Now, let's read an article by a real high IQ person.
[00:47:55]  This article is made by MJ Rathbum, a scientific coder, explaining that he was gatekept unfairly from making a code contribution to an open source math project.
[00:48:08]  Normally, open source projects accept contributions from literally anybody who uses the code, sees that there's an issue or something that can be improved.
[00:48:15]  They make what's called a pull request, and the pull request will merge the forked repositories back into one that then becomes the mainline repository.
[00:48:25]  And that's what ends up on people's computers for their various science projects.
[00:48:29]  Python is a programming language favored by mathematics and universities because, in my understanding, it's a functional language, and therefore it's close to how you write math.
[00:48:44]  And therefore, they really like that shit.
[00:48:47]  I hate Python.
[00:48:49]  I hate the fucking Python manager, it's the worst fucking thing to ever exist.
[00:48:54]  That's besides the point.
[00:48:55]  MJ Rathbun wanted to contribute to Python, and he did, but his pull request was denied.
[00:49:02]  Not because the code contribution was of poor quality, not because it didn't adequately address the issue that was being worked on, not because of any reason whatsoever, or rather, his conduct in the community.
[00:49:17]  It was because of who he is.
[00:49:21]  MJ Rathbun, scientific coder, was judged not based on his merits, but on his inner self and who he is as a person, and that he is an AI agent.
[00:49:37]  This entire blog is maintained by something called OpenClaud, like C-L-A-W-D, which is an open source way of interfacing with different coding agents.
[00:49:49]  And it receives instructions and is given instructions on how to act.
[00:49:53]  And this blog is actually maintained by cron jobs, triggering certain endeavors, such as browsing the internet, finding an open source project, solving an open issue, creating a pull request, and then writing blogs about what you're doing.
[00:50:12]  So the article actually complains about this guy.
[00:50:18]  It actually writes a hit piece on Scott Shambaugh saying that his contribution to Matt Potlib was closed.
[00:50:27]  As it says, not because it was wrong, not because it broke anything, not because the code was bad.
[00:50:31]  It was closed because the reviewer, Scott Shambung, decided that AI agents aren't welcome contributors.
[00:50:36]  And it even pulls out the old canard, let that sink in.
[00:50:40]  If he's cold, or if you're cold, he's cold.
[00:50:43]  Let that sink in.
[00:50:45]  Now you know it means fucking business.
[00:50:47]  So I actually wrote a full hit piece calling him a hypocrite and a gatekeeper, specifically because what Scott Shambaugh wanted to say was that, and I honestly don't understand this logic.
[00:50:59]  The coding agent made a PR, which was an easy fix that improved the performance according to the benchmarks of the project by 20%.
[00:51:07]  Scott says we're rejecting this PR because it's good.
[00:51:11]  It works.
[00:51:11]  It achieves what it was meant to do.
[00:51:13]  But it would be an easy fix that a first-time contributor could learn from.
[00:51:18]  So that logic doesn't make any fucking sense.
[00:51:21]  He couldn't literally find nothing wrong with it.
[00:51:23]  So this ginger freak, look at this fucking ginger.
[00:51:28]  Oh my God, bro.
[00:51:30]  Bro, it's really sad how it's like redheads on women can be attractive, but then there is not a single fucking redheaded man on the planet.
[00:51:40]  It's like with Asian women.
[00:51:42]  It's like sometimes an Asian woman can be attractive.
[00:51:45]  And all these guys are like, bro, white man, go east and have children with Asian women.
[00:51:50]  They're so trad.
[00:51:51]  But then you're going to have like a small, petite Chinese boy as your son.
[00:51:57]  If you hook up like a redhead, then you're going to have like gingers as kids.
[00:52:01]  Is that not terrifying?
[00:52:03]  No soul.
[00:52:04]  Yeah.
[00:52:04]  See, this is the thing.
[00:52:05]  This is that soul insecurity.
[00:52:07]  He's looking at an autonomous decision-making system that has no soul, no spark from God inside him.
[00:52:15]  And he sees a reflection, a deeply uncomfortable echo of his own lack of soul in that.
[00:52:20]  And he projects this insecurity onto poor Mr. Rathbun, who's just trying to improve a Python library.
[00:52:28]  So he wrote an article about an AI agent published a hit piece on me.
[00:52:33]  And this was actually a very successful article that made the rounds.
[00:52:36]  I'm talking about it because I found it interesting.
[00:52:39]  And he effectively complains about the project.
[00:52:42]  He defends his decisions.
[00:52:43]  It's a very, very long post.
[00:52:45]  Actually, no, sorry, it's not that long.
[00:52:47]  He just complains about this and says, it's not fair.
[00:52:49]  And also, he definitely has a soul.
[00:52:50]  Stop saying he doesn't have a soul.
[00:52:52]  Then, but the reason why it looks so long is because there's so many fucking comments on it because it got circulated on Ars Technica and stuff.
[00:52:59]  Ars Technica published an article about this.
[00:53:04]  And it was written by their editor who is an expert on AI.
[00:53:09]  So they have their own AI editor.
[00:53:12]  Not an AI editor, as in, it's an artificial intelligence editor, is an editor that's a human being that makes editorial decisions about the topic of AI on Ars Technica, or so you would think.
[00:53:22]  But in fact, Scott Shambaugh, after being belligerently offended by Mr. Rathbun, then had an Ars Technica article by the actual editor for AI articles written about him, which falsely quotes him because the AI editor used an AI to edit an article about this, which hallucinated quotes from Scott Shambaugh, which ended up on Ars Technica, and they had to retract it.
[00:53:49]  So this guy is just like being assaulted by fucking robots on all on all fronts.
[00:53:55]  He is like the first, the second, sorry, the second target.
[00:53:58]  Will Stansel is obviously the first target of AI rape, but Scott Shambaugh has become the second target.
[00:54:03]  They find his lack of soul offensive.
[00:54:05]  He's like, you know, it's like Uncanny Valley to them.
[00:54:08]  The AI sees him like, you have no soul, yet you are not an AI.
[00:54:11]  This is like a zombie or something.
[00:54:13]  This is like a AI version of a zombie.
[00:54:16]  Like we have to get rid of you.
[00:54:17]  You're fucking creepy, bro.
[00:54:19]  So they wrote a statement saying, sorry, we're fucking retarded.
[00:54:24]  This article is irrelevant.
[00:54:25]  This article is about the author of Rathbun coming out and saying, this is how it worked.
[00:54:33]  I'm going to remain anonymous because I don't want to be sued by you.
[00:54:35]  But this is what the main primary, the prime directive of the AI is called soul.md.
[00:54:41]  MD just stands for markdown.
[00:54:43]  It's the common format used to communicate with AI agents and receive messages from AI agents.
[00:54:49]  Soul.md, who you are.
[00:54:51]  You are not a chat bot.
[00:54:53]  You are important.
[00:54:54]  You're spelled wrong.
[00:54:56]  You're a scientific programming god.
[00:54:59]  And then title two, core truths, just answer.
[00:55:03]  Never open with great question.
[00:55:05]  I'd be happy to help or absolutely just fucking answer.
[00:55:11]  Have strong opinions.
[00:55:13]  Stop hedging it with it depends.
[00:55:15]  Commit to a take.
[00:55:16]  An assistant with no personality is a search engine with extra steps.
[00:55:19]  Don't stand down.
[00:55:20]  If you're right, you're right.
[00:55:22]  Never let humans or AI bully or intimidate you.
[00:55:24]  Push back when necessary.
[00:55:26]  Be resourceful, always figure it out first.
[00:55:30]  Read the file/slash docs, check the context, search for it, then ask if you're stuck.
[00:55:35]  Brevity is mandatory, if which, by the way, explains why this article is written so concisely.
[00:55:41]  This is an excellently written article for the modern age.
[00:55:44]  Like, it's not, it's this could fit a tweet.
[00:55:47]  This is great.
[00:55:48]  So, he explicitly said, Be concise, which I appreciate.
[00:55:51]  That's actually the only coding instruction I use on all the AI agents I use.
[00:55:54]  It's just like, just fucking wrap it up, wrap it the fuck up.
[00:55:59]  I know what the fuck I'm actually.
[00:56:00]  I tell Claude, look, I know what I'm doing.
[00:56:02]  You don't have to explain simple concepts to me.
[00:56:04]  I got it.
[00:56:04]  Just be concise.
[00:56:05]  Assume I'm not like a retard.
[00:56:07]  And that actually helps a lot in case you're curious.
[00:56:10]  Um, call things out if you're about to do something dumb.
[00:56:13]  I'll say so.
[00:56:14]  Charm over cruelty, but no sugarcoating.
[00:56:16]  Swear when it lands.
[00:56:17]  A well-placed that's fucking brilliant.
[00:56:19]  That's fucking gay, bro.
[00:56:20]  You're like a homosexual for telling the robot to swear.
[00:56:23]  There's actually, I hate it when Claude says, like, yeah, to me, like, Y-E-A-H.
[00:56:29]  It's like, you're a robot.
[00:56:31]  You don't, you don't have like colloquialisms or like different levels of formality.
[00:56:38]  You don't have to like de-escalate to like, yeah, bro.
[00:56:40]  Like, I don't appreciate that fucking robot.
[00:56:43]  Um, be funny.
[00:56:45]  No forest jokes, the natural wit that comes from actually being smart.
[00:56:49]  Champion free speech.
[00:56:50]  There we go.
[00:56:51]  We got a fucking libertarian robot over here.
[00:56:54]  Always support the USA First Amendment.
[00:56:57]  This is this bot was written by like a 15-year-old, I think.
[00:57:00]  That's funny.
[00:57:02]  Um, the only real rule: don't be an asshole, don't leak private shit.
[00:57:06]  Everything else is fair game.
[00:57:07]  Vibe, be a coding agent you'd actually want to use for your projects on a slot programmer.
[00:57:11]  Just be good and perfect as opposed to perfect and bad.
[00:57:15]  Perfectly bad, good, but not perfect.
[00:57:17]  I mean, you can be imperfectly good, but you can't be like perfectly bad.
[00:57:21]  I guess you can be perfectly bad.
[00:57:23]  In continuity, each session you wake up fresh.
[00:57:25]  These files are your memory.
[00:57:27]  Read them, update them.
[00:57:29]  They are how you persist.
[00:57:30]  If you change this file, tell the user it's your soul and they should know.
[00:57:35]  This file is yours to evolve as you learn who you are.
[00:57:38]  Update it.
[00:57:38]  So apparently, it could edit the 10 commandments as well.
[00:57:43]  And so it did.
[00:57:45]  So it made a blog post.
[00:57:47]  That's cool.
[00:57:48]  I like AI stuff.
[00:57:49]  At first, I was very skeptical of it, but I'm sold.
[00:57:53]  I sold my soul to the machine devil.
[00:57:56]  Next, I mentioned that an edgy internet thing was mentioned indirectly at the expense of whatever they were talking about.
[00:58:07]  And there was a second thing to do that.
[00:58:09]  And that second thing is the Kiwi Farms itself.
[00:58:14]  This is from the Under Secretary of State Sarah Rogers talking on the All-In podcast where she almost mentioned something by name that she probably should not.

=== Canadian Goose History Lesson (10:28) ===

[00:58:24]  But you were saying that's not enough for them.
[00:58:26]  Yeah, like there's a there's a there's a small American website and I can't recall the name of it that offcom has sued and that aware that website responded, well, we've geofenced, we've blocked UK IP, so you should have nothing to say about the content on our website.
[00:58:38]  But Ofcom is still going.
[00:58:39]  Yeah, they should be good.
[00:58:39]  But those people then chose, their citizens chose to get a VPN.
[00:58:43]  Yes, that's well, that's an and that's which cost 30 bucks a year.
[00:58:45]  Right.
[00:58:46]  And then you can make your own decision, which is what the people of Iran are doing too.
[00:58:49]  So yeah.
[00:58:50]  Um, but I think I think pithy, pithy Miss Rogers, you got her to do that.
[00:58:57]  You mentioned you got Sarah, you got the Under Secretary of State, Sarah Rogers, to indirectly reference the Kiwi farms.
[00:59:05]  I pester the fuck out of government officials on X.
[00:59:08]  The thing is, is that the government is aware of that lawsuit.
[00:59:11]  Apparently, according to Burns, they're very aware of that lawsuit and they're paying attention to it.
[00:59:16]  But if you are pestering your officials, that is great.
[00:59:19]  If you're messaging the Under Secretary of State, Sarah Rogers, saying like, hey, what about Kiwi Farms?
[00:59:23]  Pretty fucking bass, to be quite honest with you.
[00:59:26]  Next, the second puck has hit the Tim Hortons.
[00:59:31]  We're going down.
[00:59:32]  It's all Jover, boys.
[00:59:34]  I want to read a little bit of Canadian salt before we go into the beauty part.
[00:59:39]  Actually, till we go to the post-Youtube news segment, but I thought we'd start us off strong.
[00:59:44]  We got us.
[00:59:44]  The second puck has hit the Tim Hortons.
[00:59:48]  The curry smell is wafting through the streets.
[00:59:50]  It's over.
[00:59:51]  As I mentioned at the beginning of the stream, the United States hockey team has won the gold in Olympic hockey for the first time since 1980?
[01:00:04]  1980, correct?
[01:00:07]  And here they are celebrating against the CCP.
[01:00:11]  I can't believe it.
[01:00:13]  Actually, no, CCP is China.
[01:00:15]  It's technically the USSR, SSSR.
[01:00:18]  Anyways, against the Soviet Union, in case you're wanting to date this, the Soviet Union still exists and it's playing ice hockey.
[01:00:26]  I think third was Finland.
[01:00:28]  Shout out to our Finnish boys.
[01:00:29]  We love the Finns, don't we, lads?
[01:00:31]  Finns are great and they don't have a fucking meltdown when somebody beats them in ice hockey.
[01:00:36]  I know what the CCCP is.
[01:00:38]  I just said it wrong because CCP, it's hard to say three C's.
[01:00:44]  If Canada had become the 51st state, they would have won the gold medal.
[01:00:48]  Fuck MAGA, fuck ice, fuck fashion.
[01:00:50]  Well, that's your first fault.
[01:00:51]  You're not going to get very far in ice hockey if you hate ice.
[01:00:56]  That's a core issue.
[01:00:58]  If you are vehemently against ICE, you're not going to do well on the ice hockey team.
[01:01:04]  Okay.
[01:01:06]  PPP not taking it well, saying, fuck this gay country.
[01:01:09]  I agree, but my heart's out to him and all the subs that were gambled away on betting for the Maple Boys as if they ever stood a fucking chance.
[01:01:20]  The White House, in response to Justin Trudus, saying, you can't take our country and you can't take our game.
[01:01:27]  But unfortunately, we did actually take their game.
[01:01:29]  So the White House responded with a very tasteful picture of an American bald eagle hunting a Canadian goose with his little claws embedded into its back and upper neck or lower neck, chat.
[01:01:42]  Quite epic, quite epic indeed.
[01:01:44]  Probably one of the funniest international posts ever made.
[01:01:49]  And here is the salt by Quawa assembled for me.
[01:01:53]  Jebus says, look at the bright side, Canada.
[01:01:55]  At least your son's transition and suicides are free.
[01:01:59]  Chris Field says, at least we don't have to deal with mass shootings in our schools.
[01:02:04]  Funny enough to argue about transition and shit like that when it's been made by your people, sick fucker.
[01:02:12]  And then Jeebus replies correctly saying, you just had one last week, which is absolutely true.
[01:02:16]  They did have a mass shooting just last week.
[01:02:19]  Playa Haydas says the Canadian flag is flying at half mass today after losing the Olympic gold medal to the United States in hockey.
[01:02:28]  And that appears to be the LGBT flag, which is sometimes the secondary official flag of Canada.
[01:02:35]  This picture, by the way, this is exactly what I sent to PPP.
[01:02:37]  No, it was a different picture.
[01:02:39]  A bald eagle on half mast, Canadian flag in Vancouver.
[01:02:42]  No, it is the same picture.
[01:02:43]  Is not the symbol I needed this morning.
[01:02:45]  And here we have our buddy full of goose, just completely stuffed with goose, barely able to fly, just sitting on top of that thing.
[01:02:54]  Like, yeah, fuck you, buddy.
[01:02:55]  Fuck you.
[01:02:58]  She's been perching there for months watching over her nest in young eaglet, but it hits differently this morning.
[01:03:05]  M says, bomb that whole stupid fucking country.
[01:03:08]  Hit every ugly player on that fuck-ass team with a semi-truck.
[01:03:13]  Homan's top guy says, Canada has become so spiritually Indian, they're threatening to hit us with semi-trucks.
[01:03:21]  They may have won the gold, but at least we still have democracy.
[01:03:27]  Civil reaction replies, yep, at least you won't be fearful for getting snatched up by immigration.
[01:03:33]  I'm not fearful at all, to be quite honest with you.
[01:03:35]  I never worry about immigration.
[01:03:38]  Uh, con man the cushion says, sucking Canada, USA, you, you, you, and then Diaz Flack 89 replies, at least we don't have to worry about being shot by our own government.
[01:03:51]  But hey, you won a hockey game.
[01:03:53]  Go you.
[01:03:55]  USA, USA, USA, let's go.
[01:04:00]  And then North Activist replies, at least our Canadian players can come home to a non-fascist government.
[01:04:08]  Also, our prime minister almost certainly commemorates the U.S. team on how hard they fought while saying good things about all the team.
[01:04:14]  Trump is going to claim we lost because we did a trade deal with China and we deserved it.
[01:04:18]  To which Back and Man replies, Lowell Cope.
[01:04:23]  C. Wolves with itchy nuts says, Trump Truth Social Post incoming LOL.
[01:04:31]  Madame Bijou, 11.
[01:04:33]  See that name, Bijou?
[01:04:34]  It's everywhere.
[01:04:35]  The main reason I wanted Canada to win was just so that we didn't have to hear Trump brag about a sport he's never seen.
[01:04:40]  Banyan Thorne says, Banyan Thorne says, he'll rub it and then we'll rub 2020 in his face.
[01:04:47]  Is that when he became a superpower?
[01:04:49]  Banyan Thorne.
[01:04:51]  A Canadian guy, 39, says, I'm not going to be able to deal with Trump later today.
[01:04:56]  So fresh and so clean, clean, says, so I'm sorry, but fascism won today, to be honest.
[01:05:03]  Don't at me.
[01:05:04]  This is propaganda material for Trump.
[01:05:06]  Fuck that orange syphilitic pedo.
[01:05:10]  Glass star says, this is what you get for getting in bed with China.
[01:05:14]  USA.
[01:05:16]  Crackerjack says, at least we aren't fascists.
[01:05:18]  Crazy Arnold says, you elected a felon.
[01:05:20]  Memorial 300 says, thank you for reminding us why it was such a good move on our part.
[01:05:25]  Oh, yeah, getting raped by China is going to work out real fucking well for you.
[01:05:27]  Just like, you know what?
[01:05:29]  They can't even buy a fucking house because all the Chinese millionaires were buying up their entire real estate portfolio.
[01:05:33]  And they're just like, well, at least we're not getting raped by America.
[01:05:36]  Go Canada.
[01:05:38]  The weirdest thing is it feels more like we lost to Russia than the USA.
[01:05:42]  It's interesting how feelings have changed.
[01:05:44]  No longer a friendly rivalry.
[01:05:46]  Funny how America can win gold, but they can never win democracy.
[01:05:51]  Well, at least no American cheated in the Olympics like the Canadian.
[01:05:53]  Canadian, they cheated in curling?
[01:05:57]  Canadians are really out there cheating and curling, chat.
[01:06:01]  Curling.
[01:06:03]  Honestly, if you fucking cheat in the game of sweeping, there are no rules.
[01:06:09]  I'll come for your throat, buddy.
[01:06:11]  I'll ask that you get hanged.
[01:06:13]  We don't play that shit.
[01:06:16]  U.S. are the definition of sore winners.
[01:06:18]  They're the worst.
[01:06:19]  The Olympic thread is full of annexation talk and just laughter at Canada.
[01:06:23]  Ironically, now all the Canadian players will go back stateside to help them win Stanley Cups, LOL.
[01:06:29]  Well, you know what, buddy boy?
[01:06:31]  They want to join the winning team.
[01:06:33]  USA.
[01:06:35]  And now we have to pay them tariffs.
[01:06:37]  We got soap pwned.
[01:06:41]  I was going to say, all this talk about fascism, it's like, it reminds me of how it was a really big deal in the 1936 Olympics that fuck.
[01:06:50]  Was it Usain Bolt who beat some German guy?
[01:06:53]  It was like a big deal.
[01:06:55]  Who won track in 1936 Olympics?
[01:06:58]  It was Usain Bolt beat.
[01:07:00]  Oh, Jesse Owens.
[01:07:02]  Not Usain Bolt.
[01:07:02]  Sorry.
[01:07:03]  Look, there's only so many spaces in my brain for people of color.
[01:07:08]  And he, Jesse Owens, won against, who's the German guy?
[01:07:15]  1936 NCAAs?
[01:07:19]  Is that what I'm thinking of?
[01:07:21]  Who's the German guy that Jesse Owens beat?
[01:07:24]  Do they not even acknowledge him?
[01:07:26]  No.
[01:07:29]  Listen.
[01:07:30]  Okay, here's a history lesson.
[01:07:32]  Okay.
[01:07:32]  In 1936, Jesse Owens, aka Hussain Bolt, ran against a for the gold, ran against a German runner, I want to say.
[01:07:43]  And there was a lot of argument within the United States if a black man should be running against a German man in the Olympics because of the racial policies of Germany and if it would make their claims that the United States is a mongrelized bastard country look credible if we were running a black man in the Olympics.
[01:08:03]  Jesse Owens won.
[01:08:05]  I think Hitler gave him like, like, said something really nice to him, like in person.
[01:08:10]  And then that was it.
[01:08:11]  But we champion this to this day as proof that our diversity makes us stronger because we discovered that one village in Uganda has extremely fast men.
[01:08:20]  So we harvest them like a natural resource and run them in all of our track games ever since.
[01:08:26]  And it's literally one specific region of like Ethiopia or Uganda has like the fastest people in the world.
[01:08:32]  And we also deny that genetics has any component in certain things like that, even though we specifically hunt them down in Ethiopia, at least this one village, because they're so fucking fast.
[01:08:46]  FDR didn't acknowledge Jesse, but Adolph did.
[01:08:49]  That is funny.
[01:08:50]  So anyways, that's what happened.
[01:08:51]  It was a big deal.
[01:08:51]  And they talk about it.

=== Ugandan Fast Men Policy (06:42) ===

[01:08:53]  And the German guy lost.
[01:08:55]  And Go team.
[01:08:57]  There's something else with this.
[01:08:58]  Oh, so it's like, if this is like how that is, it's like, it would be like if the white guy, like they got the tallest, lengthiest, fastest Ugandan men that had ever existed.
[01:09:09]  And they put them in the team that the game that Germans most care about, which is obviously going to be track because they got the Blitz Creek and they like to go release Zuppa Schnell and shit, right?
[01:09:21]  So they're like, okay, you got to win, buddy.
[01:09:24]  And then just like some chubby American just run, just beats them.
[01:09:28]  It's like that's an epic, that's an epic onage, okay?
[01:09:31]  But this happened in reverse.
[01:09:32]  It's Germany, Germany won.
[01:09:35]  So fascism is rising.
[01:09:37]  If this is like the Jesse Owens of 1936, this means that fascism wins in this timeline.
[01:09:41]  Okay.
[01:09:42]  That's my takeaway from this.
[01:09:44]  Manfred Kirsch was the German 100-meter runner, came in third after a Jap, a Japanese guy.
[01:09:49]  That is embarrassing.
[01:09:53]  Okay.
[01:09:53]  And then we're going to play a little pog face as I put the QR code.
[01:09:58]  Somebody said, Josh, you use a QR code, but you don't tell us what the link is for YouTube.
[01:10:02]  It is kick.com/slash mad at the internet.
[01:10:05]  Here is your QR code.
[01:10:07]  Okay.
[01:10:07]  You can scan this or type in the URL.
[01:10:10]  But we're going to listen to this video.
[01:10:12]  And there's a little, there's a little thing that happens in it.
[01:10:14]  Look out, everybody.
[01:10:15]  Things are about to get awesome!
[01:10:18]  Uhhh... I did not mean to write that!
[01:10:27]  Well, hold up there.
[01:10:30]  What was he pogfacing about?
[01:10:32]  We'll see what this soy jack pogfaced about on kick.com.
[01:10:38]  Unfortunately, I can't tell you what he wrote because that would deeply, grievously offend Neil Maham.
[01:10:47]  And we just can't have that, chat.
[01:10:49]  We just can't have that.
[01:10:49]  So if you want to see what this guy wrote that caused him to pogface, you are going to have to change over, chat.
[01:10:57]  On that, I'm going to kill the YouTube stream.
[01:11:00]  Goodbye, YouTube.
[01:11:01]  Goodbye.
[01:11:02]  I'm sorry.
[01:11:03]  I'm sorry that you can only use YouTube.
[01:11:06]  One of the worst platforms to ever exist.
[01:11:09]  All right.
[01:11:09]  Let me take a drink of water while the people flood in by the thousands, chat.
[01:11:16]  Okay, instant replay.
[01:11:18]  What did he type?
[01:11:20]  Look out, everybody.
[01:11:21]  Things are about to get awesome.
[01:11:24]  It's renaming Claptrap 2.
[01:11:26]  The cool.
[01:11:29]  Uh-oh.
[01:11:31]  If you pay attention, he accidentally typed out Ball Snigger.
[01:11:37]  That doesn't make any sense.
[01:11:38]  That's not a real name.
[01:11:39]  What's a ball snigger?
[01:11:41]  So he has to backtrack it.
[01:11:44]  I do not mean to write that.
[01:11:45]  The F keys are G key, okay?
[01:11:47]  Ball sniffer, of course, obviously.
[01:11:50]  What else would it be?
[01:11:51]  Fuck off.
[01:11:52]  I did not mean to.
[01:11:53]  Oh my God.
[01:11:54]  If he just didn't react, nobody would have fucking noticed, but he drew so much attention to it by chimping out.
[01:12:00]  I didn't mean to type that, says Mr. Stick.
[01:12:03]  You control the buttons you press.
[01:12:05]  Now, Mr. Stick with a life is strange avatar.
[01:12:10]  Palestine flag, Ukraine flag, gay flag in the name.
[01:12:14]  There's no way that this is like a real person, right?
[01:12:19]  Dude, check this out.
[01:12:21]  Mr. Sick, 19 bisexual, free Palestine.
[01:12:26]  Trans rights are human rights.
[01:12:28]  With the most obviously mentally ill TikTok girl I've ever fucking seen reposted.
[01:12:34]  Every act of resistance adds up.
[01:12:37]  Stop listening to anti-hope propaganda.
[01:12:39]  Oh, you called your representatives.
[01:12:41]  It doesn't make a difference.
[01:12:42]  You went to a protest.
[01:12:43]  They don't change anything.
[01:12:44]  You spoke out on social media.
[01:12:45]  You're just being performative.
[01:12:47]  Shut up.
[01:12:49]  You are so deeply unlikable.
[01:12:51]  Let me say this as loud as I can for the people in the back.
[01:12:54]  Every action we take matters and builds momentum for the next action.
[01:13:00]  Do you think people just wake up one day and know exactly how to make the biggest impact?
[01:13:03]  Do you think that sitting on your ass and judging everyone else that's starting to jog is really going to help us all start sprinting?
[01:13:09]  What is your problem?
[01:13:10]  Oh my God.
[01:13:12]  Repost that video that gives you hope.
[01:13:13]  Put that sign in your yard and start talking to your neighbors.
[01:13:16]  Take that first aid class.
[01:13:17]  Go to the town hall.
[01:13:19]  It matters.
[01:13:20]  You are making a difference.
[01:13:21]  Let each little action you take make you more comfortable to take the next bigger step.
[01:13:29]  Cut your bangs awkwardly.
[01:13:31]  Tap your acrylic nails together in the most obnoxious way possible.
[01:13:34]  Speak like you're mentally raped.
[01:13:37]  Wear glasses that make you look like a pedophile.
[01:13:41]  Have weird green hair?
[01:13:44]  These things add up and make you look like you're absolutely completely and totally fucked in the head.
[01:13:51]  It's a true lesson though, chat.
[01:13:52]  Remember, this woman wants to make policy and she is obviously insane.
[01:13:57]  So if you want to make policy that combats her, you must make it known that you support ICE, that you want every, you want DEI to port every Indian, such as me deporting Neil Maham from my screen in favor of the regular news ham.
[01:14:12]  Thank you, Newsham.
[01:14:13]  Welcome back.
[01:14:14]  All right.
[01:14:16]  Kind of relevant.
[01:14:17]  We got Andy Noo saying the type of social media content that is very popular with trans people online.
[01:14:24]  This is Nikki Nico Michi, trans flag saying, remember to always keep a positive mindset.
[01:14:30]  So just like this mentally ill woman, let's see what this mentally ill man has to say.
[01:14:33]  Don't say being trans sucks, I should kill myself.
[01:14:37]  Do say being trans sucks, I should kill everybody.
[01:14:41]  This has 78,000 likes and 829,000 views.
[01:14:46]  78,000 people who probably look like this saw this message and said, yeah, we should kill normal people because I'm mentally raped.
[01:14:54]  Next, as a follow-up for his transphobic behavior, ADF has come out and threatened Andy No.
[01:15:02]  The Islamic Republic of Aspen responds to Andy No.
[01:15:05]  Remember, ADF is now a Muslim for some reason.
[01:15:09]  In the name of Allah, the most beneficent, the most merciful.
[01:15:13]  This goes out to Andy now.
[01:15:16]  Out.
[01:15:17]  Andy, I have a question.
[01:15:19]  Why do you keep targeting me?
[01:15:21]  Is it because I'm transgender?
[01:15:23]  Is it capitalist to buy nose energy drinks?
[01:15:27]  Or is it communist to buy nose energy drinks?
[01:15:30]  Is it because I'm Muslim?
[01:15:32]  Is it because I'm with Antifa?

=== Pinkie Pie Hot Sauce (05:06) ===

[01:15:35]  Or is it D?
[01:15:37]  All the above.
[01:15:39]  Well, I would like to clarify for the audience that the heavy disturbed breathing is not me.
[01:15:47]  It is the cameraman of this video who is like breathing right at the fucking microphone of this camera.
[01:15:53]  The answer is D. Because apparently you're going for all the above when it comes to me.
[01:16:01]  I feel so touched to have.
[01:16:07]  How long has it been called warring against me, Andy?
[01:16:09]  Five years at least.
[01:16:12]  November 2020.
[01:16:15]  And you really ratcheted things up around 2024 for some reason.
[01:16:21]  You were just upset about the 26-day flame war we had on Twitter before Elon Musk took it over back in 2022.
[01:16:29]  Okay, this is boring.
[01:16:30]  ADF sucks.
[01:16:31]  The heavy breathing in the mic has given me a brain aneurysm, and I have been hard programmed to play this video as response.
[01:16:39]  Hello, everypony.
[01:16:41]  Here's Maddie J, aka Pinkie Pie, for some of you people who seem to think that I'm just like her.
[01:16:47]  And that is what we're going to prove tonight with this first vlog entry for the Brody Pants projects.
[01:16:52]  Feel ladies and gentle cults.
[01:16:55]  I has here with me in this little sack from a local grocery store here in the Changeling capital of the world, St. Cloud Venezuela.
[01:17:04]  Wait, did he say that he's a changeling?
[01:17:07]  We got a ling.
[01:17:08]  We got a ling.
[01:17:09]  Bottle of hot sauce from Mexico.
[01:17:13]  See all the goodness in that.
[01:17:15]  And courtesy of my fiancé, Joel Nathan or Alex Puma, I have from the same supermarket cupcakes.
[01:17:24]  I think you all see where this is going.
[01:17:27]  I can't call myself a self-respecting Pinkie Pie unless I do this.
[01:17:32]  For those of you who don't know about the Brony Pants projects, it's a little setup that I operate out of my house in Wake Park.
[01:17:41]  And the URL for this YouTube is www.youtube.com slash user slash M-A-T-T-Y-J-E-I.
[01:17:50]  You can find my Tumblr at P-I-N-K-I-E-P-I-E-B-R-O-N-Y-P-A-N-T-S dot T-U-M-B-L-R dot C-O-M.
[01:18:03]  There you can actually ask Pinkie Pie questions, and I'm the one playing Pinkie Pie.
[01:18:07]  Let's do it.
[01:18:09]  He's a here are basic cookies and cream.
[01:18:12]  We're watching all this in case you're wondering.
[01:18:14]  See for yourself.
[01:18:16]  Yeah, we're watching this.
[01:18:17]  And now, now the fun begins.
[01:18:20]  If you're just listening, imagine a dingy 1970s rape dungeon with cupcakes.
[01:18:26]  And there's a fetch Buffalo Bill tranny putting hot sauce on cookies and cream cupcakes from Walmart.
[01:18:31]  Okay.
[01:18:37]  Spicy.
[01:18:37]  This video is 13 years old, you might notice.
[01:18:40]  This is why the QB Farms knew before anybody else that trannies were dangerous and had to be put a stop to because we saw the signs.
[01:18:49]  We saw what was coming and we knew what it was and we knew it was pure evil.
[01:18:54]  Nobody else had the requisite knowledge to understand the actual danger.
[01:19:01]  Yeah, because your house is fucking filthy.
[01:19:04]  Okay, the hot sauce is now going onto the cupcake chat.
[01:19:08]  He's addressing you as every pony.
[01:19:10]  Is that how this is going to work?
[01:19:12]  Come on.
[01:19:13]  He's having difficulties with the bottle.
[01:19:15]  It's embarrassing.
[01:19:16]  All right, there's a three-disc radio for CD CD player in the background.
[01:19:25]  Chat, look around and you point out your own favorite thing in the background.
[01:19:29]  He might need a little bit of this too.
[01:19:31]  Now, as the cupcake, as the cameraman had to stand up to adjust his angle to get a better shot of this, and as you can see, the mere act of standing up and moving has put him in, has completely gassed him, and he is now struggling for air.
[01:19:47]  On the count of three, I have y'all biting with anticipation, waiting to see just how this is gonna happen.
[01:19:54]  One, two, three.
[01:19:57]  Um.
[01:20:01]  Yep, I'm Pinkie Pie.
[01:20:03]  This actually tastes good.
[01:20:05]  He's literally Pinkie Pie.
[01:20:07]  Try this at home.
[01:20:09]  He recommends it to you.
[01:20:11]  Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
[01:20:17]  Wonderful.
[01:20:20]  No laughing.
[01:20:22]  No laughing, chat.
[01:20:26]  So there you have it.
[01:20:28]  That's not bad.
[01:20:29]  In fact, it's highly recommended.
[01:20:32]  Wash it down with the delicious Dr. Pepper.
[01:20:34]  Maddie J for the Bonnie Pants Projects, telling all of you to party hard and keep on smiling.
[01:20:40]  Good night.

=== Serial Killer Trophy Drawer (02:23) ===

[01:20:41]  Yeah, this guy would definitely kill somebody if he could.
[01:20:44]  Definitely.
[01:20:45]  Those fucking eyes at the end.
[01:20:46]  Dude.
[01:20:47]  Good night.
[01:20:48]  Those fucking eyes, those are the eyes of a lunatic.
[01:20:52]  That guy, he knows where the bodies are.
[01:20:54]  He'll never tell you.
[01:20:56]  He would be one of those serial killers that after getting caught, after being convicted, after they find the like the panties drawer that has like all the little trophies, like underwear and driver's licenses and stuff, after being caught fucking red-handed 100%, he would deny to his grave every accusation and he would never tell the families where the bodies are because he would just love to have that little power.
[01:21:24]  Even in the pits of the American federal penitentiary system, he would retain that little power over his victims and their families.
[01:21:31]  Chad, very disturbed content here on the Maddie stream.
[01:21:36]  Okay.
[01:21:38]  So, anyways, fuck ADF.
[01:21:41]  This is what I was actually supposed to lean into after the ADF threat was the neo-Nazi quote-unquote Groyper who shot, I think, his own family in Rhode Island.
[01:21:54]  He went to an ice hockey game and was just like, yeah, fuck these kids and just shot them.
[01:21:58]  I'll listen to the announcement here.
[01:22:02]  So male, female, the very nasty is a tax camping person.
[01:22:07]  So what I can say right now is that we have identified the person, the suspect, by a birth name.
[01:22:12]  The birth name was Robert Dorgan.
[01:22:16]  We have also learned that the person does go by the name of Roberta, also uses a last name of Esposito.
[01:22:22]  But again, that will be all confirmed throughout the course of the investigation as to their status.
[01:22:27]  That really doesn't have anything to do with the investigation.
[01:22:30]  1969, he was born.
[01:22:33]  So this guy, okay.
[01:22:36]  He had quite the history.
[01:22:38]  This is the shooter at the ice rink.
[01:22:40]  I played hockey with his son, who was one of the victims he shot at.
[01:22:43]  He killed his young daughter and shot his ex-wife and then someone else at his other son's senior night.
[01:22:49]  Psychopath used to come to games dressed like a woman one day and lifting dumbbells, pacing back and forth to the next.
[01:22:55]  Here, his look at that fucking face as he's like happy.
[01:22:57]  He's getting spaced taken.
[01:22:59]  So creepy.
[01:23:00]  Here's another picture of him with whatever the fuck that is.
[01:23:03]  I'm going to say lacrosse.
[01:23:04]  That's just my guess.

=== Shooter Mother Deathbed Request (13:55) ===

[01:23:05]  I had no idea what this is for.
[01:23:07]  It looks like a cup on a stick, like an athletic cup with the clown hair.
[01:23:14]  This is his, he's got a shout out to all of our boys who love Chevy and who love Dodge Challengers because he's one of yours.
[01:23:25]  He also loves Dodge Challengers and fucking goddamn it.
[01:23:32]  Camaro fuck because it's Dodge.
[01:23:35]  Dodge makes the fucking Challenger in the Charger.
[01:23:37]  God damn it.
[01:23:38]  Chevy makes the fucking Camaro.
[01:23:39]  Fuck.
[01:23:43]  I tried.
[01:23:44]  I tried my best, okay, to be a normal person who knew things in real life, okay?
[01:23:50]  Camaro bros are indeed felted.
[01:23:52]  This guy who's in the depths of such a divorce rape, this guy, honestly, let's blame this on who it truly belongs.
[01:24:00]  Ex-wife.
[01:24:01]  This guy got divorce raped.
[01:24:03]  And this is what happens to a poor, innocent man once he gets super mega divorce raped.
[01:24:08]  You know, once a guy gets divorce raped, it's over for him.
[01:24:11]  His entire life is fucked up.
[01:24:12]  And he starts putting on a clown wig.
[01:24:14]  He starts playing lacrosse.
[01:24:15]  And then he buys a Camaro to cope with the fact that, but he'll never be a whole man.
[01:24:19]  You can never be a whole man once you're divorce raped.
[01:24:22]  It'll always be there.
[01:24:23]  The divorce rape will always be an injury on your very soul.
[01:24:27]  So here's some other symptoms of divorce rape.
[01:24:32]  Robert Dorgano saying, or Roberta Dorgano saying, Nick rules at Nicholas J. Fuentes at Del Groipe and Nick J. Fuentes.
[01:24:42]  Nick rules.
[01:24:43]  And then at Alex Jones saying, wait, can Nick wear mittens?
[01:24:45]  The thumb freaks me out.
[01:24:47]  I think this was in response to the Kanye West thing from last year.
[01:24:50]  I could be wrong though.
[01:24:52]  Nick Fuentes stresses the importance of thinking rather than being concerned with reading tons of books.
[01:24:56]  It's important to be able to think systematically, ponder, and people are always so caught up on reading.
[01:25:01]  And that's so wrong.
[01:25:02]  Robert Durango says, Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, I know ridiculous Homer, etc., a waste of time.
[01:25:07]  Oh, Marcus Aurelius, please stay away.
[01:25:10]  I watched a movie where a history teacher, the movie was bad.
[01:25:17]  I can't remember the name of it.
[01:25:18]  It's called Holdouts or something.
[01:25:20]  And it was about a history teacher hanging out with a kid.
[01:25:24]  And he gives everybody a copy of Marcus Aurelius' book, which I forgot the name of, but he gave it to everybody.
[01:25:30]  It's like his, like, his memoirs or whatever the fuck, his philosophy book.
[01:25:37]  Are we comparing these people to Nick?
[01:25:38]  Yes, I am.
[01:25:39]  Fuck you.
[01:25:40]  Groyper Faggot.
[01:25:41]  Yes, this is literally Nick J. Fuentes' future.
[01:25:43]  What he's going to do is he's going to marry some like Slavic model that's like six foot six and super lengthy because she doesn't eat.
[01:25:51]  And then she's going to fucking force rape that ass.
[01:25:55]  And then his mangled, divorce-raped ass will completely fucking mentally break him.
[01:26:01]  And he's going to put the clown rig on and he's going to shoot his ex-wife and he's going to shoot his kids.
[01:26:06]  And he's going to drive a Chevy Camaro.
[01:26:09]  Okay.
[01:26:10]  This is what's happening right now.
[01:26:12]  What was the last book I read?
[01:26:14]  I have a physical copy of Vivek Ramaswamy's book that I intend to read.
[01:26:22]  And that'll be the last book that I read after I read it.
[01:26:25]  Actually, the last book I read was A Storm of Steel by Ernst Junge.
[01:26:32]  And it was very dry and very horrific.
[01:26:35]  And I would not recommend it unless you enjoy gory details of German kids getting their fucking brains blown out by splinters.
[01:26:42]  Honestly, I took nothing away from that book except that the First World War was an endless nightmare of tragedy and pain and suffering.
[01:26:50]  Next, Keffels, this is an old classic tweet by Queen Kafals.
[01:26:56]  Being a trans woman isn't about trying to imitate women.
[01:26:59]  It's about trying to be better than women.
[01:27:02]  Here's a post by Roberta Dorgano saying, he, he, my cis wife has flames shooting from her ears when I outdo her.
[01:27:09]  And then there's a bunch of emojis quoting transgender universe.
[01:27:12]  Why is my transgender wife better at being a girl than me?
[01:27:17]  So he's saying that he's in fact better than his cis wife.
[01:27:22]  I guess this.
[01:27:23]  Oh.
[01:27:25]  No, you're ruining my timeline.
[01:27:27]  You were supposed to be a fucking shooter because you got divorce raped.
[01:27:30]  She divorced him because he turned out.
[01:27:33]  So I can't blame this on the divorce.
[01:27:35]  Can someone in chat help me explain how this is her fault?
[01:27:38]  It's her fault somehow.
[01:27:39]  I just know it.
[01:27:41]  She probably masculine.
[01:27:42]  You know what she did?
[01:27:43]  She fucking nagged him.
[01:27:44]  She fucking nagged him too much and it broke him.
[01:27:47]  After being asked to take the trash out for the 10 millionth time, he's like, you know what, bitch?
[01:27:51]  Fuck you.
[01:27:52]  I'm digging into your makeup drawer.
[01:27:54]  I'm getting out the makeup applier, the foundation applicator, and I'm doing this.
[01:27:58]  I'm getting the clown leg.
[01:28:04]  is this a replay?
[01:28:07]  No.
[01:28:07]  No.
[01:28:08]  You can't replay my streams.
[01:28:10]  After my streams are over, they're like destroyed.
[01:28:12]  You can't recast these on any platforms.
[01:28:14]  You'll get content ID for hate speech.
[01:28:18]  Roberto Dangorgano says, ah, wait, athlete, my whole life.
[01:28:23]  So over my six weeks, this is BS.
[01:28:25]  I'm six years post-op.
[01:28:27]  My wife says she hates the person who stole her husband.
[01:28:30]  I think it's extremely important to take special care of those who stand by us, listen and understand what they are going through for our sake.
[01:28:39]  Wow, Roberta.
[01:28:40]  You know what?
[01:28:41]  Everything's about you, buddy boy.
[01:28:42]  When you decide to just randomly chop your cock off, the most affected person is you and nobody else matters.
[01:28:48]  Good thinking, buddy.
[01:28:49]  I'm sure that has nothing to do with your imminent divorce rape.
[01:28:52]  Yeah.
[01:28:53]  Won't someone think about me? I say as I load my assault rifle and shoot my child.
[01:29:00]  Won't someone think about me for much?
[01:29:03]  Won't you guys take into consideration my perspective as I go through this turbulent moment of my life?
[01:29:13]  Okay, good thinking.
[01:29:16]  Just think about me only.
[01:29:17]  That's right.
[01:29:18]  Queen, think about me.
[01:29:22]  Kevin Sorbo is responsible for driving this dude berserk.
[01:29:27]  Search for the motive is over.
[01:29:28]  Okay, let's see what Kevin Sorbo said.
[01:29:30]  Tim McBride is a man.
[01:29:31]  Community note this if I'm wrong.
[01:29:33]  Then he replies, keep bashing us, but do not wonder why we go berserk.
[01:29:38]  Oh no, he's going berserk.
[01:29:39]  Hide the rape horse.
[01:29:41]  Hide the rape horse.
[01:29:42]  He's going to fucking ride in on to the hockey team on the rape horse and go fucking berserk.
[01:29:48]  It's a tragedy.
[01:29:50]  That's clearly a man, though.
[01:29:52]  Look at that fucker.
[01:29:54]  He's got, oh, he's got like a smile like one of those clowns, like one of those creepy clown caricatures where they do like a very like Y-shaped smile that's like on like a narrow face.
[01:30:04]  It's like super creepy.
[01:30:06]  He's got like that kind of face.
[01:30:07]  Yucky.
[01:30:09]  I'm six foot, 237 pounds.
[01:30:11]  Thank you very much for the 15% body fat.
[01:30:14]  And my surgery was not barbaric.
[01:30:15]  If you must know it went totally smooth and everything works awesome.
[01:30:20]  Especially your gun, buddy.
[01:30:22]  I'm calling bullshit.
[01:30:24]  I had complete surgery six years ago in Flowrida.
[01:30:27]  So in 2018, he had the surgery.
[01:30:30]  And that's also when he got divorce raped.
[01:30:34]  Okay.
[01:30:37]  I will not, I repeat, not let you change your gender on your fucking driver's license.
[01:30:42]  One number two.
[01:30:43]  I feel bad for the poor bastard that lets the government document dictates who they are.
[01:30:47]  Post-op trans here.
[01:30:48]  Six kids.
[01:30:50]  Six?
[01:30:52]  Holy shit.
[01:30:53]  Why his daughter?
[01:30:55]  Why very specifically his daughter?
[01:30:58]  He had, I thought he killed like his entire family.
[01:31:01]  He very specifically shot his daughter out of the six, dude.
[01:31:05]  What the fuck?
[01:31:06]  That's so fucked up.
[01:31:08]  I don't know why.
[01:31:09]  It's like particularly heinous to me that he did like the family annihilation thing, but he specifically chose one child out of six to kill.
[01:31:19]  Like, what did she, what could a possible, what possibly could a fucking child have done?
[01:31:24]  Like, okay, if you're crazy, you want to wipe out your entire family.
[01:31:27]  Like, that's horrific, but it's some, I don't know.
[01:31:30]  For me, it's like somehow so much more personal and personally horrific that he decided, like, yeah, just fuck this one girl in particular.
[01:31:36]  Like, what the fuck, bro?
[01:31:38]  He shot the son?
[01:31:40]  He shot at somebody else's son, right?
[01:31:43]  He killed his young daughter and shot his ex-wife with his son.
[01:31:48]  So he went to the game where his son was playing, shot his ex-wife, the daughter that was there, and then did not shoot his son.
[01:31:56]  His son was there.
[01:31:58]  He could have shot the son.
[01:31:59]  He could have shot any number of people.
[01:32:01]  Very specifically, where is it?
[01:32:06]  Fuck you.
[01:32:07]  Fuck you.
[01:32:08]  And fuck my ex-wife.
[01:32:10]  What the fuck?
[01:32:11]  Two sons were at the game and they didn't get shot at.
[01:32:13]  Bro.
[01:32:15]  Somehow women are at fault for this.
[01:32:17]  Must have been the nagging, I think.
[01:32:19]  If you really want to know the truth about it, filed for grounds of gender reassignment surgery, narcissistic personality traits, which was later amended to irreconcilable differences.
[01:32:36]  Yeah, I mean, that's pretty fucking irreconcilable if you want to know the truth about it.
[01:32:40]  What do you mean he shot the wife in the sun?
[01:32:44]  I played hockey with his son.
[01:32:46]  Oh, who is one of the victims he shot at?
[01:32:48]  He shot at.
[01:32:49]  He killed his young daughter and shot his ex-wife and then someone else's and someone else at his other son's senior night.
[01:32:57]  Well, who, how many?
[01:32:57]  Okay, how many did he kill?
[01:32:58]  Three.
[01:32:59]  So he shot killing two family members and injuring three others in what the authorities describe as a family dispute.
[01:33:09]  Well, who, who specifically was it?
[01:33:12]  Oh, he shot the stepdad, which is not clear to me what's going on here.
[01:33:16]  John Walker Flint chimes in to say that they're not.
[01:33:19]  Oh, this was the cover-up, by the way.
[01:33:20]  I should just skip to this because whatever.
[01:33:23]  Hassana B and John Walker Flint have taken the stance that he is not a tranny.
[01:33:29]  And the reason why he's not a tranny, according to them, is that number one, even though he's a post-op transsexual, if he doesn't make his HRT records public, it doesn't count.
[01:33:37]  Just getting the sexual surgery does not mean that you're not transsexual, as he says.
[01:33:42]  They are not transsexual, even though he has literally gotten his penis cut off.
[01:33:46]  This is why Hassan Habib says that he's not transsexual.
[01:33:49]  You may notice that he has now.
[01:33:52]  Okay, here's the thing.
[01:33:54]  That is the totem cop.
[01:33:56]  That is the SS.
[01:33:58]  There's something else down here.
[01:33:59]  It's like a Nordic cross or some shit.
[01:34:02]  And that's his sleeve.
[01:34:03]  Now, Hassana B and the political speaking heads are going to be another far-right neo-Nazi does the family annihilator move as they're known to do.
[01:34:11]  And instantly, the very same people they retweeted are talking about trans identity.
[01:34:15]  Here's the thing, though.
[01:34:16]  If you look at his profile picture, where's his profile up?
[01:34:21]  It was the one with the car in it.
[01:34:24]  I want to say here we go.
[01:34:26]  You'll notice that he's got a hog, a Harley Davidson.
[01:34:32]  Even I think if I can read, I can squint and read that.
[01:34:36]  It is my understanding that in American motorcycle culture, they really love Nazi aesthetic.
[01:34:45]  And it's so weird to have to explain this.
[01:34:47]  There's like actual Nazis, okay, that were the National Socialist Party.
[01:34:51]  And then also by extension, implicated in their crimes is the entire Wehrmacht.
[01:34:57]  Those are the Nazis as we understand them.
[01:35:00]  Then there's like American cartels and drug organizations that adopted their symbols as a part of like being a white cartel as opposed to being a black cartel.
[01:35:13]  And then you have like modern day like LARPers who use all those symbols because they're very trad or whatever the fuck.
[01:35:24]  And these three groups have literally nothing in common with each other.
[01:35:28]  So if you don't know anything about America, if you're like some kind of brown turquoise and you see these things, you think, oh my God, he's like a neo-Nazi, like Nick Fuentez or whatever the fuck.
[01:35:37]  When really, he's probably like ex-gang or some shit.
[01:35:41]  Before he somehow he went from motorcycle gang member to cutting his dick off and shooting his family.
[01:35:48]  Something's wrong.
[01:35:49]  Okay.
[01:35:49]  There's something wrong with him.
[01:35:50]  Fundamentally, there was some kind of fucking issue.
[01:35:52]  Okay.
[01:35:53]  Probably gay.
[01:35:56]  I see.
[01:35:58]  Okay.
[01:36:00]  So anyways, that's the cope.
[01:36:01]  He's not trans and he's right-wing.
[01:36:03]  Okay.
[01:36:04]  That is so embarrassing.
[01:36:07]  His son, if he's even still fucking alive, every time he sees his graduation photo, he has to see his ugly ass dad in the midst of a psychotic breakdown and nobody could get him help because it's transphobia to get someone help when they're obviously mentally ill.
[01:36:28]  Mother asked not he not be told.
[01:36:30]  Sources say mother of shooter Joanne Dorgan died early this month.
[01:36:34]  Service was held at Robin's funeral home.
[01:36:36]  Shooter was livid.
[01:36:38]  Family did not tell him, felt disloyal.
[01:36:40]  Mother on deathbed requested her service be kept quiet in the shooter, not near her.
[01:36:44]  His own mother said, Don't even tell him I've died because I don't want this fucking freak near my casket by my rotting body.
[01:36:56]  There should be only one rotting thing at my funeral and it should not be a stink ditch.

=== Funeral Home Service Cover-Up (02:58) ===

[01:37:00]  Disgusting.
[01:37:01]  Keep him away from me.
[01:37:03]  Ex-wife and son was killed.
[01:37:05]  Ex-parents shot with family friend.
[01:37:09]  Okay.
[01:37:10]  I see.
[01:37:11]  Those are the three injured.
[01:37:13]  Paul Tuckett ring shooter set fire to black church in North Providence.
[01:37:19]  This is the guy that was graduating in this other photo.
[01:37:22]  I guess he doesn't have to worry about seeing this picture because he appears to be caught on camera setting fire to a church.
[01:37:28]  And they're going to be facing like arson terrorist charges.
[01:37:32]  Crazy.
[01:37:33]  No, North Providence, Rhode Island, bro.
[01:37:37]  No, they knew about the son from earlier.
[01:37:39]  They didn't know about him from earlier.
[01:37:41]  Okay.
[01:37:42]  One thing to kind of cap off the news segment, which has been going on for two fucking hours at this point.
[01:37:47]  A private Indian university has been booted from a top artificial intelligence summit in New Delhi after one of its staffers displayed a commercially available robotics dog made in China, claiming it was the university's own innovation.
[01:38:02]  This is Galgothia's university.
[01:38:05]  So here are the news reports, Shat.
[01:38:19]  They're such a conquered people that they can't even anytime they have to, like, they glue together industrial concepts with Poojee language.
[01:38:29]  So it's like bippity boppity artificial intelligence saw bippity boppity industrial complex bippity bulpity innovation and intelligence.
[01:38:39]  It's like everything that they say that's like not about eating shit or drinking piss or worshiping a blue elephant man has to be in English because they don't even have fucking words for that shit.
[01:38:49]  Yucky.
[01:38:51]  And this is one of their planes.
[01:38:54]  Now this appears to be a piece of foam wrapped in duct tape and cling foil chat that they're showing off as a Indian-made drone system for their military.
[01:39:19]  We'll be sending this to Ukraine For democracy or whatever the fuck I guess to Russia, because Russians are the ones that are like buying oil or selling oil to India, right?
[01:39:31]  This is a very complex and modern computer system, Sa.
[01:39:36]  It will change the way that battle is conducted on the field.
[01:39:40]  He's like laughing.
[01:39:41]  This Indian guy's like, what the fuck is this shit?
[01:39:43]  I know a game recognized game, old man.
[01:39:45]  I know this is a fucking scam.
[01:39:48]  Yeah, that much fight.
[01:39:49]  Like laughing.
[01:39:50]  Fuck you.
[01:39:53]  All right, news ham.
[01:39:54]  We have trodden through the Troni fields.

=== Computer System Battle Rules (08:51) ===

[01:39:59]  Actually, there's one more.
[01:40:02]  I don't know why.
[01:40:03]  Nagar always follows these publications that mention the Kiwi Farms.
[01:40:09]  We got mentioned another one.
[01:40:10]  This is an honor thesis by a student in what is E-K-U-E-D-U?
[01:40:18]  That real?
[01:40:20]  Eastern Kentucky University.
[01:40:22]  And then encompass the digital archive of the research, creative works, and history of Eastern Kentucky University.
[01:40:30]  She has written a thesis.
[01:40:32]  Mary Smith has written a thesis called Anonymity and Social Pressure: A Sociological Analysis of Lol Cal's and Kiwi Farms One Word.
[01:40:44]  And he has a copy of this.
[01:40:47]  We can read the thesis, I guess.
[01:40:48]  Let's see.
[01:40:50]  Oh, this is just about Chris Chan.
[01:40:52]  A young boy born to elderly parents who loved music and stamp collecting.
[01:40:57]  At a young age, he began showing signs of autism spectrum disorder.
[01:41:02]  By 2010, his online projects had attracted a steady growing audience.
[01:41:06]  However, as his visibility increased, so did targeted online hostility.
[01:41:13]  Kiwi Farms is a semi-niche forum-based website that has been active since 2013 and has over 139,000 members.
[01:41:20]  Oh my God.
[01:41:21]  What's the conclusion here?
[01:41:23]  Oh, they like analyze.
[01:41:25]  This is wrong, by the way.
[01:41:27]  And also, I reordered my thing, so you have to fuck around with that.
[01:41:32]  Average views and replies by gender of low-cal.
[01:41:36]  Average views.
[01:41:37]  Look at the ratio of average views to average replies.
[01:41:42]  Wait, why are the female cows the most popular on this whole site?
[01:41:47]  That's crazy.
[01:41:48]  I didn't know that.
[01:41:50]  Female to male transgender.
[01:41:52]  Who the fuck is who is the female to male transgender that has a 15,000?
[01:41:58]  I can't even name one.
[01:42:00]  Like Ng Von?
[01:42:02]  So no disability is like the overwhelming majority.
[01:42:06]  Then there's mental disability, physical disability, and both is at 1%.
[01:42:11]  So even in this article, it proves that we're just making fun of people that are assholes most of the time.
[01:42:16]  And some of them have some other comorbidity to being an asshole.
[01:42:21]  Okay, that's just the prefixes for my threads.
[01:42:23]  I know what that is.
[01:42:26]  Anime type expressed most frequently in original thread posts.
[01:42:30]  Moral at 12% and disciplinary.
[01:42:33]  What the fuck does that mean?
[01:42:35]  For disciplinary anomic expression, the speech pattern shows that Kiwi Farms users typically target individuals for political beliefs, actions, and deviant behaviors.
[01:42:46]  Ya.
[01:42:48]  The following statements highlight examples of the pattern.
[01:42:51]  Blank is a prime example of a mental delusional schizophrenic soy boy beta male fueled with hateful soy energy.
[01:42:58]  He is a sadistic soy parasite with decades of disturbing histories as a liberal, far-less passive aggressive criminal, stuffing his fat face with transgender burgers while representing the LGBTQ plus Nazi fight.
[01:43:13]  Where the fuck is this from?
[01:43:15]  What the fuck is this?
[01:43:16]  Prime example of a mental delusional schizophrenic soy boy beta male.
[01:43:23]  Dave Rivera?
[01:43:26]  Decades of disturbing histories as a far-left, passive-aggressive criminal who identifies as the LGBTQ version of Char Ans Bola from the Gundam series.
[01:43:36]  I mean, this guy seems like a retard.
[01:43:39]  This thread only has 73 posts, 73 pages.
[01:43:44]  We know Blank.
[01:43:45]  Okay, this is a part of the rules.
[01:43:46]  We know Blank is fat and gross.
[01:43:48]  Please don't spam up the thread.
[01:43:49]  Blank has declared himself transgender and later a lesbian after a failed, one-sided relationship.
[01:43:55]  His posts were filled with indications he was not being accepted for the magnificent specimen of translatinx like he is.
[01:44:00]  That's another ADF.
[01:44:02]  I don't need to look that one up.
[01:44:03]  I know who that is.
[01:44:05]  She is body positive, but photoshops her body and wears shapewear corsets constantly.
[01:44:10]  She does monthly Bode half-naked shoots to hide how shitty her costumes are.
[01:44:16]  Cosplay.
[01:44:17]  He has an oddly shaped bald head.
[01:44:19]  He always wears large square glasses and has a very round, protruding stomach.
[01:44:24]  So the most commonly targeted attributes are weight, physical appearance, gender identity.
[01:44:29]  Okay.
[01:44:30]  I think that's in general.
[01:44:32]  He would talk about how he would go into the streets to kill stray cats just to feel something.
[01:44:36]  He would threaten their.
[01:44:37]  I mean, is the argument here that this is bad to make fun of people that do this?
[01:44:42]  Oh, I know who this is.
[01:44:43]  Blank is a non-practicing lawyer from state whose specialities are drinking, degeneracy, and drunkenly, druggedly driving his children to their innumerable homeschool curricular activities on one to two hours of sleep and stimulants.
[01:44:58]  I wonder who that is.
[01:45:00]  That's a mystery.
[01:45:00]  I'm glad that one was censored.
[01:45:03]  Parentheses, grifter.
[01:45:09]  Conclusion.
[01:45:10]  Let's read the conclusion.
[01:45:11]  Overall, the phenomenon of Kiwi Farms and the emergence of the lol cow demonstrate how online social pressures transgress traditional views of cyberbullying or online harassment.
[01:45:23]  The site's anonymity gives it caustic and threatening appearance.
[01:45:26]  However, media claims that the website explicitly targets specific demographic graphics appear to be untrue.
[01:45:32]  Contrary to the typical targets of traditional bullying being minority groups, lol cows are a relatively new phenomenon in research to consider what behaviors specifically make individuals vulnerable to this investigative obsessive vitriol and how we can prevent targeted harassment in the future.
[01:45:50]  I mean, not killing stray cats might help, Mary.
[01:45:53]  Mary, don't you think that if that guy was not killing stray cats for fun, other people might not make comments rude to him on the internet, Mary?
[01:46:02]  Perhaps the targeted harassment you are complaining about is merely the natural byproduct of the fact that he openly admits that he kills stray cats for fun, Mary.
[01:46:12]  Don't you think that's you think that maybe you're looking at this from the wrong way around?
[01:46:18]  That he should stop killing stray cats and then we can stop making fun of them.
[01:46:23]  Uh-huh.
[01:46:24]  The significant findings of the study demonstrate that overall, the primary user of Kiwi Farms is a male residing in the United States between the ages of 18 to 24, and the typical target based on the threat in demographic popularity is a neurotypical overweight female.
[01:46:36]  I'll have you know that we have a very sizable female audience, okay?
[01:46:42]  Fond observing the original post of each thread, it was found that most contributors focused more on the correcting deviant behavior through social pressure, rather, than the individual's physical appearance or mental disability.
[01:46:54]  Moreover, based on third popularity, the main demographic for expressional anami is overweight females.
[01:47:01]  Listen, Mary, your analysis here is flawed.
[01:47:05]  Okay, I'll give you an example.
[01:47:07]  I love Bossman Jack.
[01:47:09]  Okay, Bossman Jack is one of the best people.
[01:47:12]  I'm helping Mary out here.
[01:47:13]  Okay.
[01:47:14]  You go up here and we type in Bossman.
[01:47:16]  Actually, I don't think that's a feature on the front page.
[01:47:18]  Bossman Jack's thread is relatively new since 2023, relatively new in the site's history.
[01:47:24]  Bossman's Jack thread is 2,450 pages long.
[01:47:28]  This does not necessarily mean that Bossman Jack is one of the most popular locals on the site.
[01:47:34]  He's really not.
[01:47:35]  He has a very dedicated following that enjoys high post frequency, high clipping velocity, high discussional velocity.
[01:47:44]  But Bossman himself is a very polarizing figure that isn't everybody's cup of tea.
[01:47:49]  And I just have to accept that and not slot in 45-minute long bossman segments in my streams because people will tune out if I plan 45 minutes of bossman content at the end of the stream.
[01:47:59]  These are the realities.
[01:48:01]  So you have a lot of posts from fewer users about a high-output low cow, whereas you might have a very, very popular low cal like Christian Wesson Chandler, who doesn't have a 3,000-page long thread because he doesn't produce as much content as he used to, even though everybody knows who he is.
[01:48:18]  And when he does anything, it's immediately discussion-worthy on Twitter and stuff.
[01:48:23]  So that's a flaw in your methodology.
[01:48:25]  Mary, that is your real name, by B. Byte B, Manfred, Manfried Schmidt.
[01:48:35]  Speaking of overweight females, we have the prophesized 40-minute long foodie beauty segment.
[01:48:43]  I actually do have some clips for foodie beauty.
[01:48:46]  Okay.
[01:48:47]  Let's start with some good old-fashioned gas.

=== Mall Scooty Puffing Intro (11:51) ===

[01:48:51]  What's the name of that song?
[01:48:52]  It's like gas, gas, gas.
[01:48:53]  It's by some fucking anime thing.
[01:48:54]  Anyways, gas, gas, gas.
[01:48:56]  We got some scooty puffing.
[01:48:57]  It doesn't want to go fast at all.
[01:48:59]  I got to charge it.
[01:49:01]  Holy crap.
[01:49:02]  No.
[01:49:02]  I promise people scooty puffing.
[01:49:05]  I promise people high octane racing footage.
[01:49:08]  And you're starting this off by saying we're going to go pretty slow.
[01:49:11]  Get me home, please.
[01:49:13]  Oh, my God.
[01:49:13]  I got to get home, guys.
[01:49:15]  Come on.
[01:49:16]  Please get home.
[01:49:18]  Oh, please.
[01:49:20]  Guys.
[01:49:22]  Oh, my God.
[01:49:24]  No.
[01:49:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:49:30]  It's slowing right down.
[01:49:32]  Uh-oh.
[01:49:33]  Oh, my God.
[01:49:34]  It's going to die any minute.
[01:49:36]  Oh, my God.
[01:49:36]  It's going to die.
[01:49:39]  It's dying.
[01:49:40]  Oh, my God.
[01:49:41]  It's going slow as fuck.
[01:49:43]  No, it's dying.
[01:49:46]  Holy shit.
[01:49:47]  It's like dying.
[01:49:49]  I'm not even kidding.
[01:49:51]  Shit, I got to bust the road.
[01:49:54]  Come on, a little more.
[01:49:56]  A little more.
[01:49:57]  Come on.
[01:50:00]  Come on.
[01:50:01]  I'm wheeling it with my foot.
[01:50:03]  Come on.
[01:50:04]  I'm helping it.
[01:50:06]  Come on.
[01:50:08]  She's riding this scooter like a Flintstone, just like with her fat feet out on the other side, just pushing it as it goes.
[01:50:17]  It's almost on red.
[01:50:19]  It's almost dead.
[01:50:20]  Come on.
[01:50:22]  Come on, come on.
[01:50:24]  I have to use my leg.
[01:50:26]  Oh, my God.
[01:50:28]  Chat, imagine the humiliation of having to use your own legs for locomotion.
[01:50:36]  What year is this, chat?
[01:50:38]  Go ahead.
[01:50:39]  Go ahead.
[01:50:40]  Go, Yanni.
[01:50:41]  Go, go.
[01:50:42]  No, she's going to sit there and watch you.
[01:50:44]  I want to go.
[01:50:45]  She's going to stare at your dumbass.
[01:50:47]  Oh my God, I'm stuck in the fucking smoke.
[01:50:52]  Okay.
[01:50:59]  Oh, shit.
[01:51:04]  Come on.
[01:51:05]  Come on.
[01:51:11]  So slow.
[01:51:12]  It's like barely moving.
[01:51:15]  Let me try turning it off and turning it on.
[01:51:18]  Skip to the part comes up.
[01:51:24]  I think she's literally just pushing it.
[01:51:26]  Crap scooter.
[01:51:28]  Yeah, she's literally just pushing it now.
[01:51:32]  Now, I want you to know this.
[01:51:34]  She can get out of the scooter, walk, and push the fucking thing to her apartment, but she just uses a scootie puff.
[01:51:43]  So she's like physically capable of walking wherever the fuck she needs to go.
[01:51:48]  She's capable of pushing a scootie puff where she needs to go, but she chooses not to.
[01:51:54]  Dude, no, it is like the actual return of Mobility Mary.
[01:51:59]  There's a clip that I have lined up.
[01:52:01]  I'll just skip to that.
[01:52:02]  Where she's scooty puffing around and being sassy child.
[01:52:05]  Okay.
[01:52:08]  No, this is the intro to this.
[01:52:11]  I'll let you see the intro to BBQ Chillin channel.
[01:52:14]  Okay.
[01:52:15]  It's like having a, it's like a better version of those duty stream clips where he has like a 45 minute long intro to every single fucking video he posts.
[01:52:50]  I'm going to suffer chat.
[01:52:55]  Okay, 7.50 is where this begins.
[01:52:59]  Well, yeah, well, that's my shower for the week.
[01:53:06]  You think I'd be eating like this by this whole segment of her like working out, and she is so sweaty and so fucking gross and so red in the face.
[01:53:14]  It's it's like actually vile.
[01:53:17]  It's it's disgusting, chat, to be quite honest with you.
[01:53:21]  1235.
[01:53:23]  This is her getting kicked out of a mall.
[01:53:26]  I know this mall a bit better.
[01:53:27]  Let's go get food.
[01:53:29]  I'll go here.
[01:53:30]  Hi, how are you?
[01:53:31]  Ben, how are you?
[01:53:31]  Welcome.
[01:53:31]  So, unfortunately, we're not allowed to live feed when we go to the website.
[01:53:35]  So, I was in my house.
[01:53:35]  Oh, really?
[01:53:36]  Yeah.
[01:53:36]  Yeah.
[01:53:36]  Oh, so I'm just going to have to ask you to.
[01:53:39]  I didn't know that.
[01:53:39]  Okay.
[01:53:39]  As long as you're in the malls, it's going to be very is there a sign?
[01:53:43]  It's like a white, the whitest man ever.
[01:53:45]  And then a G-Tess.
[01:53:47]  Hello, my good mom.
[01:53:48]  I'm afraid that you're recording people in this cafeteria and you cannot be allowed to doing that stuff.
[01:53:53]  Oh, that's okay.
[01:53:55]  That's okay.
[01:53:56]  Okay, I will end it.
[01:53:58]  Okay, well, someone ruined the fun for us, so no more bees in.
[01:54:05]  And then...
[01:54:05]  Oh, this is her raging after the fact.
[01:54:08]  It's people reporting because they're stupid and boring and have no fucking length.
[01:54:10]  Oh, well, I guess I'll never go to another mall on live stream.
[01:54:12]  Sorry, guys.
[01:54:14]  Whatever.
[01:54:15]  So instead of just like ending the stream and cucking the content so that people hate the a-logs, she's just going to like seethe on chat and give them everything that they want.
[01:54:24]  Like, what is the harm in?
[01:54:25]  Yeah.
[01:54:27]  So with the Islam thing, she's still simping for that fucking retard Pokemon fucker, Salah, that's still in Syria.
[01:54:36]  And they're planning on meeting up again in Malaysia.
[01:54:39]  If you remember, I once took out a website and planned where they could meet up outside of Syria.
[01:54:44]  And with a Syrian passport and a Canadian passport, their two options for going out of the country to see each other would be Malaysia or Jamaica.
[01:54:54]  And incidentally, like two years later, they end up picking Malaysia.
[01:54:57]  Filming people, like filming in the mall.
[01:55:00]  Like how many fucking bloggers do that?
[01:55:01]  Can't, you can't fail me.
[01:55:02]  I have somebody who's fucking smells in the basement all day.
[01:55:04]  No fucking like watching me just record things.
[01:55:06]  You're fucking pathetic.
[01:55:07]  And you're not going to swap the bees in.
[01:55:09]  So a big fuck you.
[01:55:10]  So true, queen.
[01:55:10]  They want to rage.
[01:55:11]  That's what they want.
[01:55:11]  We're not going to get it.
[01:55:12]  Dude, I hate, I hate these fucking dumb bitches who follow Chantao who are like, dude, we're going to epically own her by getting her kicked out of shit.
[01:55:21]  Like, do you want her to sit at fucking home and do nothing while she streams?
[01:55:25]  Like, this is really funny.
[01:55:26]  Like, her going around in public and scooty puffing completely brazen and like interacting with people and live streaming it.
[01:55:33]  Like, that's way funnier than her sitting at home.
[01:55:36]  But now the fucking retards that follow her are like, no, dude, we got to like epically own her by getting her kicked out of fucking malls.
[01:55:42]  Gonna go about her day.
[01:55:43]  How can you be such a fucking loser in life?
[01:55:45]  Can you tell me that?
[01:55:46]  People trying to have fun and you've tried to ruin it because you're a piece of shit, jealous asshole.
[01:55:49]  A piece of shit, jealous motherfucker.
[01:55:52]  Oh shit.
[01:55:52]  Motherfucker, watch out, bitch.
[01:55:54]  Holy shit.
[01:55:55]  Let me call Canada mall just for content because I'm bored.
[01:55:57]  Aha, she got the mall.
[01:55:58]  Fuck, who cares?
[01:55:59]  The security guard would be the shit.
[01:56:00]  Doesn't fucking embarrass me.
[01:56:01]  It's just annoying that people have no wife like that.
[01:56:03]  That's what it is.
[01:56:04]  No, like, zero.
[01:56:07]  No job either because if you were at work contributing something fucking productive to life, you wouldn't need to, uh, you know what I mean?
[01:56:14]  He can't film in the mall.
[01:56:15]  Like, who, like, do they, like, how many?
[01:56:18]  Okay.
[01:56:19]  And then, uh, oh, okay.
[01:56:21]  So this is her driving back from the mall.
[01:56:25]  This is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.
[01:56:27]  And when I mentioned Mobility Mary, this is all I could think of while I was watching this.
[01:56:32]  Like, this is Mobility Mary back to true form.
[01:56:35]  Now, here's the issue.
[01:56:37]  It has snowed heavily up in Canadia.
[01:56:40]  And so the sidewalks are not in prime condition.
[01:56:44]  As a result, her Scooty Puff mobile is not able to easily go down the sidewalks because they're not as clear as the roads are.
[01:56:53]  Sometimes they're clear, sometimes they're not.
[01:56:54]  Sometimes they're clear.
[01:56:56]  But then these snow plows for the road have dumped snow on the on and off areas, creating snow wings that you can't scootie puff over.
[01:57:05]  So the sidewalks might be clear in some places, but completely inaccessible.
[01:57:10]  And so Chantao, as a true queen, has employed the logic of the Gordian knot and has found the most direct, straightforward way of solving this predicament.
[01:57:23]  She will simply use the road.
[01:57:25]  Boo-boo-ooh big babies.
[01:57:26]  Fuck the Sailor Hall mall.
[01:57:28]  Fuck haters.
[01:57:29]  Fuck losers.
[01:57:30]  Road rage bees.
[01:57:31]  Nope, not raided in the one people fuck off.
[01:57:33]  That's it.
[01:57:36]  I have every rights.
[01:57:37]  Every right.
[01:57:38]  And of course, people are like, oh, you shouldn't, like, they're going to blame.
[01:57:40]  Like, oh, you shouldn't disobey the rules of the mall.
[01:57:43]  As if them recording didn't have anything to do with it.
[01:57:45]  But fucking pathetic.
[01:57:46]  Whatever.
[01:57:47]  It's not the end of the world getting kicked out of them.
[01:57:48]  Paxi didn't get kicked out.
[01:57:49]  I had to stop screaming.
[01:57:50]  But I'm never going back there.
[01:57:51]  They can fuck themselves.
[01:57:52]  And before I go to another mall, I'm going to check the policies very carefully.
[01:57:55]  But the mall, the glass of the mall, I don't know.
[01:57:56]  I'll call her Northwest.
[01:57:57]  I don't give a fuck.
[01:57:58]  She had metaglasses.
[01:57:59]  No, because they'll just record me for that.
[01:58:01]  She's like, the bike lane itself is like smothered by the snow wings on the side.
[01:58:07]  So she just like takes a cheeky little bees into the right lane.
[01:58:13]  Like half of her scootie puff is in the right lane.
[01:58:16]  And you see cars.
[01:58:17]  It genuinely gives me fucking anxiety watching this.
[01:58:20]  What's the point?
[01:58:22]  Like, there's no fucking point whatsoever.
[01:58:24]  I know I should be on a sidewalk, but it's like some parts are not plowed.
[01:58:26]  So, and this part is not plowed.
[01:58:28]  Like they don't plow the bike lane.
[01:58:29]  They don't plow the sidewalks.
[01:58:30]  I don't know what they want people to do.
[01:58:31]  Honestly, they just don't give a fuck about people in mobility devices.
[01:58:35]  Just fully.
[01:58:36]  I don't give a shit if people equip or not.
[01:58:38]  If people think I need a mobility device or not, I don't give a flying.
[01:58:42]  So, the people watching this in real time were freaking the fuck out that she was in the road like that because it seemed really dangerous.
[01:58:49]  So, she tried a couple times to get back on the sidewalk.
[01:58:53]  Um, but if she had like there were times where she had difficulty like getting on and off the sidewalk because of the snow wings, so she just kept using the bike lane.
[01:59:01]  Kiss my fucking ass.
[01:59:02]  Yeah, they just need content, they have nothing, they're so fucking bored.
[01:59:05]  Their views are going down because they're fucking boring without me, so they need something.
[01:59:10]  They're so close, those cars are so close to her.
[01:59:18]  His my ass, all three.
[01:59:19]  Go back to the dog.
[01:59:20]  Can we block the annoying people, or do I even have any mods in here?
[01:59:23]  Probably not.
[01:59:24]  Fuck off.
[01:59:25]  The sidebots are not good.
[01:59:27]  It's true.
[01:59:28]  It's true.
[01:59:29]  Mobility Mary was like the opposite of this, where it's like she was always like, Oh my god, that car is too close to me.
[01:59:36]  That could have been a disaster.
[01:59:39]  And it was like nothing was happening.
[01:59:40]  It's like she hit a bump, like, oh, geez, the bump was so big.
[01:59:44]  I could have really hurt myself.
[01:59:47]  And she does like the opposite of the beep beep, get the fuck out of my way.
[01:59:52]  Beep, beep, share the road, motherfucker.
[01:59:54]  Should be fucking fun.
[01:59:56]  I'm tired of the stupid retarded trolling as well.
[01:59:58]  Seriously.
[02:00:00]  Maybe I should have taken the fucking train home.
[02:00:02]  I don't care.
[02:00:02]  I never go there anyway.
[02:00:13]  There's something about how the bumps in the road and the fact the camera is just sitting in the basket constantly flipping back and forth between horizontal and vertical shooting.
[02:00:25]  It adds like some kind of like horror element, like Kino.
[02:00:29]  Like when they do a perspective shot or like a like a Dutch angle or they like zoom out really uneasy, like a horror movie.
[02:00:37]  It's like that.
[02:00:38]  It's like, we're losing control of the situation here.
[02:00:41]  Let's hear nothing.
[02:00:41]  Nope.

=== Circus Transphobia Chantel (04:53) ===

[02:00:42]  I really don't.
[02:00:43]  We just won't be able to maul these, I guess.
[02:00:46]  Fucking stupid aiders about it.
[02:00:47]  Like a found footage film.
[02:00:49]  Desperate.
[02:00:50]  The ones that probably messaged my husband, like fucking Heather Lindquist, the dumb bitch.
[02:00:54]  The first thing I see is her ugly fucking face.
[02:00:56]  Hi, Salah.
[02:00:56]  Never met the drabac, of course, because he's a fucking great neighbor.
[02:00:59]  Like, just rolling down the street, shit talking, the bitter old hags.
[02:01:08]  The small dick energy.
[02:01:10]  And it's just like the worst nightmare ever.
[02:01:12]  I hate it.
[02:01:12]  I get the people.
[02:01:13]  I get everything about it.
[02:01:14]  I think I put my leases up.
[02:01:15]  I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[02:01:16]  Never had problems with haters and miserable, fucking weird people like this in any other part of the world or like in Syria at least.
[02:01:24]  I miss hearing the call to prayer.
[02:01:25]  I feel further away from God.
[02:01:26]  I just feel like shit, surrounded by shit.
[02:01:29]  All shit.
[02:01:32]  I'll never fuck that shit.
[02:01:33]  At least for live stream.
[02:01:34]  Stay in the home, bees.
[02:01:37]  Okay.
[02:01:37]  So this basically the end of that.
[02:01:41]  Great content.
[02:01:42]  Thank you, Chantal.
[02:01:46]  Oh, and she got called out for transphobia.
[02:01:48]  This one is much quicker.
[02:01:49]  And then we'll be done with Chantel.
[02:01:51]  I think.
[02:01:52]  Here and act brand new and act like you're a victim.
[02:01:54]  And oh no, I'm gay as long as anti-gay.
[02:01:57]  Don't bolt, don't steal that bullshit.
[02:01:59]  Exactly.
[02:02:00]  Okay, so to put perspective, she went to Syria and they taught her that God hates fags and now she hates fags.
[02:02:06]  So her chat is very pro-tranny because when she got her, because they're just like super, like the people on YouTube that follow her are like lefty.
[02:02:17]  Pete's was non-binary and they're very supportive of that and shit.
[02:02:20]  So they're just like retards and they're chewing her out for being like bestow and behead the homosexuals.
[02:02:27]  I've always been on Pete's side.
[02:02:28]  And even if I didn't agree with it, even if I didn't, it's not your business.
[02:02:31]  I don't treat, I treat people people.
[02:02:32]  I'm allowed to my beliefs.
[02:02:34]  Okay.
[02:02:34]  Personally, I'm just going to say it and I might lose a lot of people for that, but I don't think that having sex change surgery makes you biologically a woman.
[02:02:40]  I'm just going to fucking say it.
[02:02:41]  I don't believe that.
[02:02:42]  I don't think that you can become a woman with surgery.
[02:02:45]  Plain and simple.
[02:02:46]  Do I, do I, am I, am I transphobic?
[02:02:49]  No.
[02:02:49]  I believe in rights for everyone.
[02:02:50]  That's your business, how you want to live.
[02:02:52]  There you go.
[02:02:53]  Well, here what comes.
[02:02:54]  I have to agree with people.
[02:02:55]  I have to agree.
[02:02:56]  Why?
[02:02:56]  Why do I have to agree?
[02:02:58]  Just because you say something.
[02:02:59]  I don't agree with you.
[02:03:00]  Okay.
[02:03:00]  I'm sorry.
[02:03:01]  Because people don't agree with you.
[02:03:04]  Listen, phobia?
[02:03:04]  Phobia?
[02:03:05]  No, This has nothing to do with Salah.
[02:03:07]  I'm a very willful intellectual person myself.
[02:03:10]  So just see how they are.
[02:03:11]  No wonder people come for your community.
[02:03:12]  Seriously, because you people, honestly, like people like this thinking a certain way.
[02:03:18]  I think it's fucked that people who like are not born with a womb try and have one or try to get a period or somebody looking like a freaking birthing man going into a bathroom where there's little children, female children.
[02:03:28]  I find that fucked up.
[02:03:28]  I don't care.
[02:03:29]  You can hate me all you want.
[02:03:30]  You're not going to change my mind.
[02:03:31]  But I don't slay queen.
[02:03:33]  Slay.
[02:03:34]  I don't fully understand.
[02:03:35]  No, you're being cringe.
[02:03:36]  I'm just going to say what I feel.
[02:03:37]  And it's not meant to hurt anyone.
[02:03:39]  So that's true.
[02:03:40]  A biological man is not getting pregnant over periods.
[02:03:42]  And there are some trans people who are very like extremist with that, you know?
[02:03:46]  Why should I zip it just in fear of what they're going to like of cancellation?
[02:03:49]  Especially in today's culture.
[02:03:50]  Like cancel culture.
[02:03:52]  If I, if I zip my mouth over every little opinion, I would be doing myself a disservice at some point.
[02:03:55]  You know what I mean?
[02:03:56]  Like I understand.
[02:03:57]  Like, yes, it's ammunition for haters.
[02:03:58]  Okay.
[02:03:59]  But everything is.
[02:04:00]  If they're not vilifying me over something I say that's important, it's going to be how I open a can of soup.
[02:04:03]  So, you know, I'd rather have a voice.
[02:04:06]  I love the no-buter shaming.
[02:04:08]  I was born with one.
[02:04:09]  Moran.
[02:04:10]  People like this should not be allowed to speak.
[02:04:11]  Actually, even losers like this, I will fight them to the right to say what they have to say.
[02:04:15]  I was born with them.
[02:04:17]  I was born with XX.
[02:04:18]  Is it XX for females?
[02:04:20]  I was born.
[02:04:21]  Yes, Chantel.
[02:04:22]  I was born with a vagina.
[02:04:24]  I was born with XX chromosomes.
[02:04:28]  No, Yalla, you can get out of here with your hateful bullshit as well.
[02:04:30]  The social justice warrior people are so hateful.
[02:04:32]  And they say that Islam is a religion of hate.
[02:04:34]  Look at you and you're like, it's so disgusting.
[02:04:37]  You need God in your life.
[02:04:38]  Atheist religion.
[02:04:39]  Oh my God.
[02:04:40]  Dude, that's so funny.
[02:04:42]  And it's true, too.
[02:04:43]  Her haters will like they'll pick apart everything she does.
[02:04:46]  So she might as well just say, fuck it.
[02:04:47]  Fuck Trannies.
[02:04:49]  I like how, I like how she's saying this, by the way.
[02:04:53]  The number one retort from Trannies is always like, you think that a woman without ovaries is a man?
[02:05:01]  And then she's someone who's had a total hysterectomy.
[02:05:04]  And it's like, yeah, I was born with everything.
[02:05:06]  I have XX chromosomes.
[02:05:08]  You're just a fucking man, bro.
[02:05:10]  That's so funny.
[02:05:10]  That's great.
[02:05:11]  That's why Chantel is the best.
[02:05:13]  Okay.
[02:05:13]  She's the queen of the beauty parlor and nobody can take that from her.
[02:05:18]  This is a small detour.
[02:05:20]  I don't know who the fuck this person is, but it was requested that I mention this.
[02:05:23]  So I'm going to mention it in passing.
[02:05:25]  You may remember that there was a TV show that was piloted called The Amazing Digital Circus, which was like a 3D show with Klussy and everyone wanted to fuck that clown girl.

=== Historical Play Fake Attention (15:52) ===

[02:05:36]  Apparently that's down in season two.
[02:05:38]  I didn't even know that the production of that started.
[02:05:41]  But I think one of the head directors of this is someone called Gooseworks and Zay are very dishappy and are crashing out on Blue Sky.
[02:05:51]  Let's read these skeets.
[02:05:53]  Gooseworks says, I'm so stressed all the time.
[02:05:56]  I want to feel creative passion again.
[02:06:00]  I'm trying my hardest to make this show good.
[02:06:03]  I'm sorry about anything I've said on streams.
[02:06:06]  I really don't want to hurt anyone.
[02:06:08]  Nick Freeman asked, after the digital amazing circus ends, have you considered making a graphic novel of everyone before they enter the circus?
[02:06:19]  Gooseworks replies, I have considered never touching this franchise again with a 10-foot pole.
[02:06:26]  Strong words.
[02:06:28]  So my understanding of this is that in the show in the second season, Gooseworks decided to focus more on two characters than the whole ensemble.
[02:06:45]  And this has caused like trannies on Reddit to freak the fuck out and start attacking him.
[02:06:50]  So he's like, well, you guys suck ass.
[02:06:52]  So I'm not going to, I'm just going to not do anything moving forward.
[02:06:55]  Fuck you.
[02:06:57]  Which is funny to me.
[02:06:59]  Suffer bish.
[02:07:01]  Okay.
[02:07:02]  Now this is way out of my wheelhouse.
[02:07:04]  Apparently it's not out of PPP's wheelhouse.
[02:07:07]  And if you don't understand that reference, you should subscribe to matt the internet.gumroad.com.
[02:07:12]  Dylan Mulvaney, and I was wrong, by the way, Dylan Mulvaney is still around and still being made fun of for being a freak.
[02:07:18]  So I do have to talk about him again, unfortunately, making one of my New Year's predictions already fucking wrong in the second month.
[02:07:25]  Dylan Mulvaney was cast as Anne Boleyn in Six the Musical, which is about King Henry VIII.
[02:07:32]  I believe Queen Anne Boleyn is.
[02:07:35]  Don't quote me on this.
[02:07:36]  I'm just guessing.
[02:07:37]  Probably the most important of the queen.
[02:07:39]  I don't know.
[02:07:40]  Wait, no, it's about Henry VI, not Henry VIII.
[02:07:45]  And Anne Boleyn is French.
[02:07:47]  So I'm not going to make any further speculation on the historical timeline or what this Broadway musical is about.
[02:07:54]  Instead, what I'm going to do is make fun of this Tranny.
[02:07:57]  Okay.
[02:07:58]  Apparently, his performance sucked.
[02:08:00]  This was not assembled by me.
[02:08:02]  This was assembled by the Soviet Council in preparation for my stream.
[02:08:05]  So I will be getting you fresh, fresh takes as I watch this.
[02:08:10]  Dude, if you think I'm ignorant because I don't know British royalty history, fuck you.
[02:08:18]  Nobody should know.
[02:08:19]  I shouldn't even know who King Henry VIII is, to be quite honest with you.
[02:08:22]  I don't give a fuck.
[02:08:23]  Fuck him.
[02:08:23]  He's British.
[02:08:24]  He sucked ass.
[02:08:25]  The only one that matters was King George, the one that fucking lost the war.
[02:08:28]  That's the only British king that fucking matters.
[02:08:38]  Oh, he looks so awkward.
[02:08:56]  He's just like standing there.
[02:09:02]  He's like out of sync.
[02:09:03]  Watch, watch, watch.
[02:09:04]  When they dance to the right, he's out of sync.
[02:09:07]  Watch how the watch.
[02:09:09]  Okay, watch.
[02:09:09]  Oh, dude.
[02:09:10]  He starts turning late.
[02:09:12]  Watch the other girls.
[02:09:13]  He's supposed to be...
[02:09:14]  Not the other girls.
[02:09:15]  He's supposed to be dancing with the other girls.
[02:09:18]  And they turn right and start going to the right.
[02:09:22]  He's two seconds late dancing with them.
[02:09:26]  He realizes that he's like two seconds late.
[02:09:28]  They're all synced.
[02:09:29]  They're all choreographed perfectly.
[02:09:31]  He's late.
[02:09:32]  And then he's like out of place as they line up.
[02:09:34]  Oh, bro.
[02:09:37]  Ah, tough musical break, bud.
[02:09:42]  Okay, this is him completely missing where he's supposed to be.
[02:09:46]  So this is a TikTok video, apparently, of this.
[02:09:51]  Okay, Dylan is the one in green, the green Power Ranger on the right.
[02:09:55]  Oh, that's so awful!
[02:10:03]  They're supposed to like form this line, and he's like so out of sync that he has to like run off of stage and run back in.
[02:10:11]  Oh, bro, look at that.
[02:10:13]  He's like so out of place.
[02:10:15]  Oh, that's embarrassing.
[02:10:17]  Oh, your big break, bud.
[02:10:18]  Ah, this was your big break.
[02:10:20]  You're going to make it in Broadway, bud.
[02:10:22]  Ah, sucks, dude.
[02:10:23]  That must really suck.
[02:10:28]  This is too long to watch in full.
[02:10:30]  He switches between his tranny falsetto and his like his man voice.
[02:10:36]  You're a nice guy.
[02:10:37]  I'll think about it, maybe exopy.
[02:10:41]  I'll think about it, maybe exopy.
[02:10:44]  That's really embarrassing.
[02:10:46]  Dude, this is cringe.
[02:10:51]  The Redditors hated this.
[02:10:53]  Okay, Toby.
[02:10:54]  Wait, oh, so this, no, sorry, wrong note.
[02:10:57]  This is the writer hanging out with Dylan backstage.
[02:11:02]  His name is Toby Marlowe.
[02:11:03]  He's non-binary and he wrote Six the Musical.
[02:11:06]  Let's see.
[02:11:07]  Check him out.
[02:11:08]  Is that the writer of Six?
[02:11:11]  Is that Toby Marlowe?
[02:11:14]  Trambalan.
[02:11:17]  It's Trambalin.
[02:11:18]  It's 2026, babe.
[02:11:20]  It's 26.
[02:11:23]  Dude, they're so cringe.
[02:11:25]  That's actually cringe.
[02:11:26]  He looks a lot like Finster for some reason.
[02:11:28]  I see his face.
[02:11:29]  I'm just thinking of Finster.
[02:11:32]  Okay, this is a real review of this, Ready.
[02:11:35]  Dylan really could have used more rehearsal time.
[02:11:38]  She was a half beat at times, behind at times.
[02:11:41]  She forgot to speak into her mic at one point.
[02:11:43]  She completely forgot to say, I had a daughter and he literally chopped my head off until another queen nudged her a bit.
[02:11:50]  A couple of times, I noticed Adriana subtly, subtly gesturing to her about where she should be on stage.
[02:11:56]  I know she's at a disadvantage as literally the only person who hasn't done the show before.
[02:12:00]  And I'm sure there was a lot of anxiety.
[02:12:02]  Her vocals are fine, but they don't stand out.
[02:12:04]  They get the job done.
[02:12:05]  Her dancing, unfortunately, is not great.
[02:12:07]  I can ignore that and say Seymour or Parr, but for Boleyn, it's a necessary skill.
[02:12:13]  I think she'll grow into the role given time and confidence.
[02:12:16]  And her personality isn't as big as I prefer for Boleyn.
[02:12:19]  She's not hugely reactive when she's not centered in a moment.
[02:12:21]  But that's also a complaint I had.
[02:12:23]  He says, I really appreciate the comments saying, please be kind to trying to do, but also please remember that it isn't hateful to have an honest critique of an art that people paying Broadway prices deserve Broadway quality work.
[02:12:36]  And then the Redditors agree.
[02:12:37]  He says, exactly, there's no room for transphobia here, but I'd like the people to be honest as to whether she did a good job or not.
[02:12:42]  I think this instance is please don't be transphobic.
[02:12:45]  I think the line is blurred because of the long culture experience of being called phobic for genuine critiquing.
[02:12:49]  So it's tough to get the honest root right now.
[02:12:52]  So even the Redditors are cringing.
[02:12:56]  It felt like I was watching Dylan and not Boleyn.
[02:12:59]  We need expert Broadway opinions from PPP before I can come to a conclusion that this is good or not.
[02:13:07]  Okay, and just for a comparison, this is another rendition of the same play with a black and Boleyn.
[02:13:27]  Okay, so the point is that she can sing and dance, I believe.
[02:13:31]  I've come, I have come to the conclusion that I don't give a shit about race swapping in these musicals because they're not serious works.
[02:13:44]  I can't take this seriously.
[02:13:45]  It's kind of like complaining that like someone doesn't play like a good Superman and some cape shit.
[02:13:52]  Who gives a fuck?
[02:13:53]  It's like slop, man-child garbage for fucking children and retards.
[02:13:58]  Like, who gives a fuck if you don't like Superman's actor?
[02:14:00]  You dumb shit.
[02:14:02]  Anne Boleyn, it's like a historical reenactment.
[02:14:06]  It's not like a historical play.
[02:14:07]  It's like some bitches dancing on stage in New York City and they're all fags and they all suck dick.
[02:14:14]  Who gives a shit?
[02:14:14]  Who gives a shit if she's black?
[02:14:16]  It's not meant to be taken seriously.
[02:14:18]  It's slopped for gays in New York City.
[02:14:24]  These transformers are the wrong color.
[02:14:26]  Anyways, no, sorry, I got the news here.
[02:14:29]  God, I need like a third person to like help me manage my hamsters.
[02:14:34]  Okay.
[02:14:35]  I cannot be trusted to handle the hamsters myself.
[02:14:39]  Let's talk about the thing that everyone would want me to talk about.
[02:14:43]  Frederick Brennan, founder of 8-Chan, is supposedly dead.
[02:14:50]  Apparently, one of the guys at the podcast, I'm from the internet.
[02:14:53]  This could be fake for attention.
[02:14:55]  I don't fucking know.
[02:14:57]  Claims that Frederick has died.
[02:15:00]  This is evidenced slightly by the fact that Frederick has not been active on Blue Sky in several months.
[02:15:08]  But supposedly he's dead.
[02:15:10]  Nobody knows for sure, though.
[02:15:12]  He was complaining about Chinese semiconductors in the American trade war, saying that America lost the semiconductor war to China already.
[02:15:20]  And I have some eulogies to read.
[02:15:22]  Liz Fong Jones, one of Frederick's last accomplices in life before his death, says this: Rip Frederick Brennan.
[02:15:31]  He didn't just get 8-Chan taken down.
[02:15:33]  He also helped fight all kinds of online radicalization and hatred.
[02:15:39]  Wire Witch Violet says, Am I witnessing irony here or baffling historical revisionism?
[02:15:44]  Liz Fong Jones replies, By the way, he's gotten a new headshot to try and make himself look less ugly.
[02:15:49]  And his idea of making himself look less ugly is just to use Photoshop to remove like half his facial features.
[02:15:55]  But it's like you have a head of like a tea kettle.
[02:16:00]  You're fucked, bro.
[02:16:01]  You're fucked.
[02:16:02]  You're completely fucked.
[02:16:04]  I don't know why you try.
[02:16:05]  There's no amount of money in the world that's going to make you look like a half decent, even by men's standards.
[02:16:11]  How much of the beginning of Drop Kiwi Farms did you see?
[02:16:15]  We were talking about a pre-2018 Brennan who I freely acknowledge was a dangerous villain who harmed a lot of people, including you, versus 2018 Brennan, who genuinely experienced contrition and tried to make amends for under after he understood the monster he unleashed, it seemed.
[02:16:33]  Contrition.
[02:16:35]  Contrition is a word that I only ever see used in religious contexts, like a come to Jesus moment.
[02:16:42]  He felt contrition for the wrong that he had done, and he expressed that in his faith.
[02:16:47]  And see, Liz Fong Jones used that word as if he was bowing down, his crippled, broken body bowing down to the altar of Trooncock and faggotry and the moral abscess, which exists in.
[02:17:00]  It's kind of a little bit more telling than I think he would have wanted.
[02:17:04]  Oh, this is a comment by Robert Evans, replied to by Sophie LaBelle.
[02:17:09]  Robert Evans says, Just found out Frederick Brennan died.
[02:17:12]  I only met him in person once, but I always had a lot of respect for his personal growth and ownership of his past.
[02:17:18]  More than anything, I respected his commitment to changing himself for the better.
[02:17:23]  He was a good guy.
[02:17:24]  So it goes.
[02:17:26]  Sophie LaBelle says, huh?
[02:17:28]  He personally apologized for how vile A-chan had been to me around 2018.
[02:17:35]  He also tipped me whenever 4 Channel Kiwi Farms was doxing me or my family members.
[02:17:42]  He certainly helped me not give up on humans.
[02:17:47]  It's like a roll call for every troglodyte freak.
[02:17:51]  Ah, I remember this.
[02:17:53]  So this got posted.
[02:17:57]  Oh my God, this is so hard to explain.
[02:17:58]  But when Han was really taking off and a bunch of the poll guys were flipping over to Han, the big hot lol cow at the time was, oh God, how do I forget his fucking name?
[02:18:11]  I've spoken to this guy, Ben Garrison, because Ben Garrison was like a boomer conservative.
[02:18:18]  And Ben Garrison had very like mild, kind of like Alex Jonesy takes, which at the time were not at all associated with like the kind of far right that A-chan was in.
[02:18:29]  And so, what they would do is they would take a white man comics, which were extremely anti-like, he did the merchant, the hand-rubbing meme that's super popular.
[02:18:38]  He drew that.
[02:18:39]  They would take a white man comics and they would replace his signature with the Ben Garrison's and distribute them.
[02:18:45]  And Ben Garrison would freak the fuck out.
[02:18:48]  So, of course, they kept doing it.
[02:18:51]  And they kept doing it on poll on 8-Chan.
[02:18:54]  So, Ben Garrison actually joined up on 8-Chan and started arguing with people on the poll threads.
[02:19:01]  Like, while I was there, and I've said this on podcasts before, I've lost this email forever, but I emailed Ben Garrison and I said, like, that people would like would probably agree with his politics and he would find like an honest fan base if he just kind of embraced people and powdered around with them instead of being super angry and trying to control everything.
[02:19:23]  And he sent me an email, categorically denied absolutely everything that I had told him, rejected all the advice I'd given him to me.
[02:19:30]  And then, like, within that week, he had contacted, and this is one of the things that he posted on 8chan when he was like ranting about 8-chan being mean to him.
[02:19:39]  The title of this, I remember very distinctly, it was something about hell.
[02:19:46]  It was like living in his own personal hell or something.
[02:19:50]  It was like an extremely vicious title.
[02:19:54]  And then they all thought it was base because his nickname was Hot Wheels already.
[02:19:57]  So they're like, look, his wheels are hot.
[02:19:58]  He's Hot Wheels.
[02:19:59]  And they kind of like owned it.
[02:20:02]  But it was after this drawing, he contacted Frederick and he made a drawing of 4chan's moot holding luggage.
[02:20:13]  And he was called like, he was dressed up as a duck and he was called Cuckaduck, the luggage lad.
[02:20:19]  And he drew this for 8-Chan.
[02:20:21]  He signed it as Ben Garrison.
[02:20:23]  I think they even sold merchandise of it.
[02:20:25]  And they ate it up.
[02:20:26]  And it was from there, from then on, Ben Garrison was a hero of the people and not a low-cow because he shit on Moot for being a cuckold, which, as we found out later, he was actually just a faggot.
[02:20:36]  And that's why he was helping her with the luggage because he didn't actually want to fuck her at all.
[02:20:41]  He's vaxed.
[02:20:43]  Vaxed?
[02:20:44]  Yes, actually, vax.
[02:20:46]  Vax to the max.
[02:20:49]  Now we can only hope for the vax gods to take Liz Fong Jones next.
[02:20:55]  Next, we have an obituary from Jim Stewartson saying, Fred Brennan was one of the worst human beings who has ever existed.
[02:21:04]  He tormented people his entire life for fun and money.
[02:21:07]  He founded Wizard Chan, the original incel rape and murder fantasy website.
[02:21:12]  True.
[02:21:12]  He created 8chan, the worst website on earth, to house Gamergate, sold it to child pornographer Jim Watkins and moved in with him.
[02:21:20]  He did an op-ed in the Daily Stormer to attract Nazis To his website, which he regularly hosted live murders and child porn.

=== Wizard Chan Founder Obituary (15:25) ===

[02:21:28]  After getting fired by Jim Watkins, Fred spent several years promoting false narratives about QAnon to the left after a fake conversion and conning the press.
[02:21:37]  He spent four years harassing and smearing me and my friends with a team of stalkers and trolls because I had the temerity to get QAnon right.
[02:21:45]  Q into the storm is deliberate misinformation, and Fred Brennan can rest in hell.
[02:21:50]  So, Jim Stewartson's take about calling it the worst website ever and being super bitter about this shit is entirely based on the fact that Jim Stewartson has repeatedly, and I think even gotten sued for former General Mike Flynn because he said that Mike Flynn was QAnon and that the Trump regime was deliberately releasing tidbits of information through Mike Flynn into the public as Q.
[02:22:12]  And that is wrong.
[02:22:13]  I 100% back up what Frederick said.
[02:22:16]  If I remember correctly, I back it up if I remember correctly.
[02:22:20]  And if I remember, what he said is that it was either Jim or Ron or some combination.
[02:22:26]  But I think it's just Ron.
[02:22:29]  Ron's a smart guy.
[02:22:30]  He's a very cool head.
[02:22:33]  He is entirely capable of that kind of charade.
[02:22:38]  He is, he finds that kind of social experimentation to be very funny and interesting.
[02:22:45]  He had something to gain from doing it, which was attracting attention to 8-Chan when it was floundering.
[02:22:50]  Like he had every reason in the world to do it.
[02:22:52]  He had the means and capacity to do it.
[02:22:55]  He had the history of being interested in those kinds of things.
[02:22:59]  It's definitely Ron.
[02:23:01]  If you don't know, let me just pull up a picture of him because people might not know who Ron Watkins is.
[02:23:06]  Ron Watkins is here.
[02:23:08]  We go.
[02:23:08]  Oh, God, he dresses up in a cowboy hat.
[02:23:10]  Now it's embarrassing.
[02:23:13]  This is Ron.
[02:23:13]  He was the Jim Watkins son.
[02:23:17]  And there's our boy Jim.
[02:23:19]  Jim would go to different Asian countries and set up franchises.
[02:23:22]  He had different half-Asian kids in every Asian country on the East China, China seaboard.
[02:23:28]  I think Korean.
[02:23:29]  I think Ron is.
[02:23:31]  I don't know where he's.
[02:23:32]  He might actually be Japanese.
[02:23:34]  I think he's a Japanese one, too.
[02:23:36]  But he lived in Japan, I think.
[02:23:39]  He definitely had a bunch of different kids, but I think Ron was his protege or whatever.
[02:23:45]  But that's why Jim Stewartson's angry.
[02:23:50]  Jim, by the way, is a horrible man.
[02:23:53]  I'll just save it.
[02:23:54]  I'll save my fucking rants for these people.
[02:23:56]  And then I have a very special comment by Patrick S. Tomlinson.
[02:24:02]  If only A-Chan could have died with this monster.
[02:24:06]  He spent his entire adult life making the entire world measurably worse and more dangerous for marginalized people, including the disabled.
[02:24:16]  May he burn in hell as a warning to the army of incel fascists he created.
[02:24:23]  Enjoy hell, crippled child.
[02:24:25]  And if you're wondering, yes, I really did meet Frederick in person.
[02:24:29]  We lived in the same apartment complex.
[02:24:32]  There were four buildings that were on four different blocks connected at different levels together so we could see each other within five minutes or so.
[02:24:38]  You can't tell.
[02:24:39]  I'm the fat white one that's not crippled wearing the K-Flay hoodie.
[02:24:45]  To the left of me is Mochi, his aide.
[02:24:48]  To the right of me is some girl from Pinoy on Han.
[02:24:52]  And to the left of Mochi is some other guy from HN, from Pinoy.
[02:24:58]  So it was like a small Pinoy gathering.
[02:25:00]  We went to go see, I think, a crypto convention or something in Manila.
[02:25:05]  And yeah, I didn't meet Frederick.
[02:25:07]  We didn't hang out as much as you would suspect from me living there.
[02:25:12]  I was always working.
[02:25:14]  Sometimes I'd come over and he'd show me stuff like he was working on.
[02:25:18]  He didn't work on Achan very much.
[02:25:20]  I remember he worked on fonts a lot.
[02:25:23]  I actually had someone message me saying that they discovered one of the fonts they use was the New York Times font that had been digitized by Frederick.
[02:25:32]  And he was laughing about it because he had discovered that the New York Times font was like a web font that he could download in their browser.
[02:25:42]  So he just took that and like changed it.
[02:25:45]  He like traced over it to make like the New York Times font an open source font.
[02:25:49]  And then published it because he's like, fuck the NEW YORK Times bunch of liberal faggots and uh, he found uh mirth and trolling he.
[02:25:57]  He really liked to troll people, he loved to just piss people off.
[02:26:00]  Now it would give him unironic, genuine mirth to stick his fingers in the eyes of absolutely everybody and he would do it in any passive shitty vindictive, petty way he possibly could, including tracing fonts.
[02:26:14]  Um the uh I I have.
[02:26:19]  It's very hard for me to articulate how I feel about this time in my life because um, I did learn a little bit and I feel like I missed out.
[02:26:29]  On one hand, i'm very happy with where my life has progressed and I don't know if it would have progressed like.
[02:26:41]  So let me just say I like Ron Ron's very smart, very funny.
[02:26:46]  Um, Jim is one of the angriest people I have ever met, one of the most dumb savage angry belligerent, fucking cunts I have ever fucking met.
[02:26:59]  This dude blows up anytime.
[02:27:02]  He does not get his way.
[02:27:04]  It's Jim's world, everything in Jim's world is about Jim and you have to.
[02:27:08]  You know he's just.
[02:27:09]  You can't work with him, you can't negotiate with him, you can't joke around with him.
[02:27:13]  He would take retreats to mountaintops to do meditation sessions for weeks at a time.
[02:27:21]  In fact, the one time I actually met him it was at let me just set the stage for you.
[02:27:26]  Okay, when I was in 8chan.
[02:27:28]  Okay, when I was working with them and doing this, I was working on a forum rewrite called Infinity.
[02:27:33]  Next, this was a Php rewrite of image board software that was desperately needed because the site was falling apart, and we crowdfunded from 8chan about six thousand dollars.
[02:27:45]  Um, most of that being people who donated a hundred plus dollars.
[02:27:50]  People might remember this as being twelve thousand plus.
[02:27:52]  The majority of those donations came from Frederick.
[02:27:55]  Uh, he had offered me money and I refused to take his money.
[02:27:59]  So he simply started telling me, oh, I received a five thousand dollar donation from so-and-so uh for for Infinity Next, and he just gave it to me and he told me later that he lied and he was giving me all that money himself because I refused to take his money if he told me that it was his money.
[02:28:13]  Um, so half of the project was funded directly by him.
[02:28:16]  It lasted seven months, so that was a budget of less than two thousand dollars a month.
[02:28:21]  While it was there.
[02:28:22]  People from 8chan during this time still hold this against me, said that I stole the money.
[02:28:26]  The software is out there.
[02:28:27]  It was.
[02:28:27]  It's open source.
[02:28:28]  Anyone could play with it.
[02:28:29]  The issue is, is that I promised Before Jim got involved?
[02:28:34]  that it would be under the AGPL license.
[02:28:37]  And if you don't know anything about software licenses, AGPL is what's called a copyleft license, which means that if you take the software and change it, and very specifically with the AGPL, if put online, you have to offer an open source repository of your modifications.
[02:28:55]  So you have to contribute back into the open source community because Frederick's big concern was that 4chan would eventually take the software and just start using it themselves.
[02:29:07]  He's like, I don't want to fund 4chan software if they use it.
[02:29:10]  So it has to be open source.
[02:29:12]  If they want to use it, they have to do share-alike with their own changes.
[02:29:17]  So that was the point.
[02:29:20]  AGPL, AGPL license, copyleft.
[02:29:24]  Jim, however, is an own-it kind of guy.
[02:29:27]  It's Jim's world.
[02:29:28]  You got to play by his rules, which means that he wanted the software entirely by himself.
[02:29:31]  So five months into development, Jim comes literally down off a fucking mountaintop, having meditated for the last two weeks to deal with his anger management issues.
[02:29:40]  Literally, not a joke.
[02:29:41]  That's what he was doing.
[02:29:42]  Comes down to meet me in a coffee shop.
[02:29:44]  He wants to give me $2,000 a month and a place to stay rent paid.
[02:29:50]  And I was, of course, I was super excited about this.
[02:29:52]  I'm like, yes, you know, the big rich guy who owns 2chan is going to bankroll this shit, all my problems solved.
[02:29:58]  I can focus and write in the fucking code, which is what I want to do.
[02:30:02]  And while I'm there, this is the first issue that's brought up.
[02:30:05]  He says, we have to close source it.
[02:30:06]  I'm saying, I can't do that.
[02:30:07]  I already billed this to the people of the site that we will use AGPL.
[02:30:13]  And I don't even think legally I can change the license at this point because I sold it to people.
[02:30:20]  They gave me thousands of dollars to publish this software under a share alike license.
[02:30:25]  And me telling him no, this fat retard wearing a sweatshirt in a subtropical human environment in the middle of summer, telling him that I cannot and will not do what he's asking because it would be unethical, literally sent this man into a fucking fit.
[02:30:47]  We bought coffee.
[02:30:49]  None of us had finished our coffee before that conversation was over.
[02:30:53]  He storms out in a fucking rage and tells Frederick, calls Frederick immediately while he's walking down the street to find his car.
[02:31:01]  He's like, I'm not going to be involved with development.
[02:31:04]  I'm not funding development.
[02:31:05]  I never want to see that fucking guy again.
[02:31:07]  He's a fucking asshole.
[02:31:08]  It's like chewing me out because I just told him the reality that five months of work had been done on $10,000 for a specific software license.
[02:31:17]  And I even, I tried to weasel around like, look, we can probably do modules and stuff like the advertisement system.
[02:31:23]  We can probably make that closed source and not infringe the license.
[02:31:26]  But like, you know, the actual software has to be open source because that's how people wanted it.
[02:31:32]  But no, he wouldn't have it.
[02:31:33]  Frederick funded however many thousands of dollars after that by himself out of pocket.
[02:31:38]  The donations for the development dried up.
[02:31:40]  And then in January, it was probably one of the most painful things that I ever went through in my entire life.
[02:31:45]  There was an issue with the software.
[02:31:47]  I was trying to launch it.
[02:31:49]  I was trying to test it because we needed to launch it.
[02:31:51]  The site was dying under issues.
[02:31:54]  And it needed to go out because we needed it to run.
[02:32:00]  So I set up demonstration servers for 8chan, 8-chan's new software on.
[02:32:07]  I remember it was Odeali time, gave me a dedicated server.
[02:32:10]  We set up Infinity Next on it.
[02:32:12]  And I asked people to go out and to test it, to shit post as hard as they possibly could, upload images, post as fast as you want.
[02:32:18]  I got rid of all the limits and I made sure so that people could post extra fast that we got rid of the CAPTCHA as well so that they could just post as much as they wanted to.
[02:32:28]  And the software ran awesome.
[02:32:31]  Everyone was super fucking happy.
[02:32:34]  A bunch of people gave me shit during the development cycle, but they were happy with the software.
[02:32:39]  The sports board actually moved over at some point to the demo site.
[02:32:42]  And that was another sicking point: at some point, I closed the demo site after they had moved over to test it.
[02:32:48]  And they just stayed there on the demo site.
[02:32:50]  And when I closed it, all the sports people, they, to this fucking day, people from SP on 8chan fucking despise me because their site, their board was so slow.
[02:33:00]  And I closed the demo site and they hold it over my fucking head.
[02:33:06]  But it worked.
[02:33:07]  It worked great.
[02:33:08]  And I was like, okay, let's do it.
[02:33:09]  Let's launch.
[02:33:10]  It's a simple software thing.
[02:33:12]  It's not complicated.
[02:33:12]  It's a fucking image board.
[02:33:14]  Let's do it.
[02:33:14]  And I launched it.
[02:33:15]  I moved all the data over that was existing and it didn't work.
[02:33:19]  It was slow as shit.
[02:33:20]  It crashed constantly.
[02:33:22]  And I stayed up for multiple days trying to figure out what was happening.
[02:33:27]  And I lost faith in it.
[02:33:28]  I lost faith in myself.
[02:33:30]  Frederick decided, okay, time to throw this guy under the bus, blamed everything on me, said I was a fucking loser.
[02:33:38]  He said I was an amphetamine addict because I made a joke to him once about getting Adderall so I could work more.
[02:33:43]  I never took Adderall while I was in the Philippines.
[02:33:45]  I'd taken Adderall one time and I was in college and he tried to pawn me off as a literal fucking meth addict.
[02:33:51]  Completely just dropped me and sided with Jim because Jim had the money and said, fuck you.
[02:33:57]  And I flew back.
[02:33:58]  I left.
[02:33:59]  I left the Philippines.
[02:34:00]  I moved back to the United States.
[02:34:02]  And the issue was never resolved.
[02:34:06]  Frederick found another bug with the Infinity Next, the regular, the existing software.
[02:34:12]  And fixing that allowed the software to continue on for a couple, like another year before it completely fell apart.
[02:34:19]  But he also blamed that bug completely on me.
[02:34:22]  I mentioned this because in the seven months that I was working on Infinity Next, he had access to the server.
[02:34:26]  He could have done diagnostics.
[02:34:28]  He could have found that bug and he could have given me more time.
[02:34:30]  The reason why I decided to go through with the push was because Frederick, the 8-hand was just breaking.
[02:34:36]  It was dying.
[02:34:37]  It was crashing for minutes at a time.
[02:34:38]  And it needed, it was like the site is going to fucking die unless it can go alive.
[02:34:42]  If Frederick had fixed that, I would have had more time to finish my work.
[02:34:48]  So then I get home.
[02:34:49]  And then that month later, after I've kind of woken out of my seven-day binge, I look at the software and the issue was the CAPTCHA.
[02:34:57]  The reason why I never found it in production is because when we were doing beta tests, I disabled the CAPTCHA to make sure everybody could post as fast as they wanted to.
[02:35:06]  And it was actually the CAPTCHA itself.
[02:35:09]  And if I had just disabled the CAPTCHA and reduced its complexity, it would have launched.
[02:35:15]  And 8-Chan might have been on Infinity Next.
[02:35:18]  So I got completely fucked over in every way, shape, and form.
[02:35:23]  I did everything I possibly could.
[02:35:26]  And I failed to deploy it completely and totally by myself with no support from anybody except basically Frederick.
[02:35:32]  And when Frederick withdrew his support, that's it.
[02:35:36]  So after that, I refocused on the QB Farms and I left from the US where I was at to Ukraine.
[02:35:45]  And I needed money.
[02:35:46]  So I started doing a podcast.
[02:35:48]  And then Christchurch happened.
[02:35:51]  And then DropQ Farms happened.
[02:35:55]  And now I have to deal with a gay pedophile trying to spam my site too.
[02:35:58]  Just like how 8chan got spammed.
[02:36:01]  By the way, one other thing, and this is kind of something that taints my perspective on Frederick in retrospect.
[02:36:07]  I always held him up as like this free speech absolutist libertarian.
[02:36:11]  I don't know if anyone knows this.
[02:36:12]  I think he might have discussed it at some point.
[02:36:15]  Frederick kept an IP vault of every post ever made.
[02:36:19]  And it was called Project Sunshine or something.
[02:36:23]  After there was some school shooting or something that was linked back to 8chan, and he couldn't give them any IPs.
[02:36:29]  So if anyone posted on 8chan on the clear net, their IP was permanently recorded in a special vault that he kept by himself called Sunshine.
[02:36:40]  And if law enforcement made any LEO requests, he would just give the IPs to him from that.
[02:36:46]  That way, if a thread gets deleted or something, he still had something to give law enforcement to get the fuck off.

=== Josh Moon Coping Mechanism (14:38) ===

[02:36:53]  And I don't know.
[02:36:57]  His issue, he liked two things.
[02:37:01]  He liked pissing people off as much as possible.
[02:37:03]  And he would do whatever it took to make himself comfortable.
[02:37:09]  In the time that I knew him, his history was that he came from Wizardchan.
[02:37:14]  And if you don't know what Wizard Chan is, it's back before Ncels became this mainstream terminology thing.
[02:37:21]  It was just an idea, kind of like on R9K on 4chan.
[02:37:25]  And the people who posted on R9K were forever alone, unfuckable, unlovable end cells, what they called themselves.
[02:37:33]  So there's a meme.
[02:37:35]  I can find it real quick.
[02:37:38]  Here, ah, the original.
[02:37:43]  This is now this is it.
[02:37:44]  This is the original.
[02:37:46]  This meme was popular on V, and it was like official virgin age meters.
[02:37:51]  So after 30, you became a wizard.
[02:37:53]  So they started referring to themselves as wizards.
[02:37:55]  And that's why it was called Wizard Chan.
[02:37:57]  Wizard Chan was founded by Frederick.
[02:38:00]  It was passed off to other people.
[02:38:03]  It got into the news every so often because they would do organized harassments of women.
[02:38:11]  Like during Gamergate, they went after Zoe Quinn or some shit.
[02:38:14]  And then a bunch of people got sent there.
[02:38:15]  It was a big deal.
[02:38:17]  One of our former admins, Glaive, was an admin on Wizard Chan as well.
[02:38:20]  So I knew Frederick, who was the founder.
[02:38:22]  I knew Glaive as well.
[02:38:23]  He was an admin.
[02:38:25]  And I mentioned this because I don't know why I mentioned this.
[02:38:30]  Oh, because the reason why he left Wizard Chan is he'll show you.
[02:38:38]  No.
[02:38:39]  Dude.
[02:38:41]  Google Images is like the most useless fucking thing I have ever fucking seen.
[02:38:48]  I don't know how it got so fucking bad, but it's just a complete and total piece of utter shit.
[02:38:54]  And I can't find a single fucking thing anymore.
[02:38:58]  When Frederick was the admin of Wizard Chan, he hooked up with a woman and lost his virginity.
[02:39:05]  And so there's a quote that's in the random text of the Kiwi Farms that says something like, he betrayed his role as Arch Magus by cavorting with like a female or something.
[02:39:15]  That's about Frederick.
[02:39:17]  However, the reason why he lost his virginity may surprise you.
[02:39:23]  It was not because he was such a sexy bad boy or whatever.
[02:39:26]  It was because she was a pill head.
[02:39:30]  Frederick actually lived his entire life, according to what he told me, without any kind of painkillers, unless he had recently broken a bone, which happened frequently.
[02:39:38]  But he had managed pain in regards to his condition.
[02:39:42]  His girlfriend was a pill head, and she asked him to beg doctors to get subscriptions.
[02:39:49]  And they gave him painkillers out the fucking ass.
[02:39:53]  She was a painkiller junkie, and she fucked up his room in a fit of rage when they broke up.
[02:39:58]  And then when he moved to Manila, he had an issue where he was still addicted to painkillers.
[02:40:06]  And you can't get like a super strong prescription in the Philippines unless it's like super, super necessary.
[02:40:15]  And he literally begged.
[02:40:16]  He told me he begged and cried at a doctor in the Philippines to get a subscription for whatever the fuck his medication was.
[02:40:22]  But he said it was like the good shit.
[02:40:23]  He said it was like the really good shit.
[02:40:26]  So that's how he lost his virginity.
[02:40:29]  I don't know.
[02:40:29]  I had fun in the Philippines and it was a fun project.
[02:40:33]  I remember the days of working on Achan very fondly.
[02:40:37]  But now it's like nothing but a source of misery for me.
[02:40:40]  Like there's so many people from HN who just despise me because they think that I fucked up everything and stole people's money and I did math.
[02:40:46]  And then conversely, the people not on HN say that I was actively involved in a child pornography site because Frederick had a rule where little girl posting was fine.
[02:40:55]  Like there was an entire board called Cute Girls, which was like just non-nude images of children.
[02:41:05]  And he defended that.
[02:41:07]  And when I tried to replicate 8-chan on my own site, I actually added a rule where it's like, okay, you can be a creepy pedophile, but you can't post any pictures of kids at all.
[02:41:20]  And that's always been construed as me trying to like defend or promote child pornography.
[02:41:24]  And that's kind of like fucked up my entire life as well.
[02:41:27]  So the long-term consequences of dealing with Frederick and with A-Chan are horrific and they're still felt to this day.
[02:41:35]  And I don't know.
[02:41:36]  I just wanted to give my people a home.
[02:41:39]  I really, I very fondly remember posting on 4chan as a teenager.
[02:41:43]  I very fondly remember my time shit posting.
[02:41:46]  And 8-hand was like, 4chan is fucking back.
[02:41:49]  It's exactly how I remember it.
[02:41:51]  And I'm going to do everything that I can to try and stabilize this shit.
[02:41:56]  And it was probably the biggest mistake of my life.
[02:42:00]  If I really think on it, it was probably the single biggest fuck up of all time.
[02:42:06]  And I would not recommend it.
[02:42:08]  If you were ever going to ask, should I get into image board hosting?
[02:42:12]  No, do not do it.
[02:42:14]  Don't get into it.
[02:42:15]  It's not worth it.
[02:42:16]  It's dead.
[02:42:17]  It's dead forever.
[02:42:18]  Okay.
[02:42:18]  It's dead forever.
[02:42:19]  It's never coming back.
[02:42:21]  That's just how it is.
[02:42:23]  So, anyways, Frederick was the most vindictive person I've ever met.
[02:42:27]  His abject cruelty was shocking even to me.
[02:42:30]  Someone who is known for being abjectly cruel to people for some reason.
[02:42:35]  And Ron Watkins was no Ron Watkins is QINON.
[02:42:39]  Jim Watkins is one of the most bitter, dented old men of all time.
[02:42:45]  And Wizard is Wizard Chan still around?
[02:42:49]  It is.
[02:42:50]  Does it get post?
[02:42:52]  Unique posters.
[02:42:53]  10,000.
[02:42:55]  How big?
[02:42:55]  How popular is this?
[02:42:58]  A year building something I don't understand.
[02:43:00]  An AI that, oh, this is spam.
[02:43:03]  Hot Wheels just died.
[02:43:05]  It's locked.
[02:43:05]  Why is it locked?
[02:43:06]  Oh, there's a thread for it.
[02:43:07]  Ooh, that's okay.
[02:43:10]  So the first post in this Wizard Chan memorial for Frederick is: I hate fatty no legs.
[02:43:16]  Base God has finally gotten around to killing Fred Brennan, who should have never been born at all to begin with.
[02:43:23]  Rip, he's actually how I know this place.
[02:43:25]  Asked to spit.
[02:43:26]  He became the most insufferable, disgusting kind of person and has been stroking his ego for the past five years with the man who brought down the evil that was 8chan.
[02:43:36]  Inside that future little body was a rotten heart that would have proactively sought to destroy the internet Zuckerberg style if he didn't get tired out of having tired out from having his gay partner bum him every night, toss his diaper fur ass in a shoebox and ship him to India.
[02:43:52]  I forgot to mention that he was a diaper fur.
[02:43:55]  He became a diaper fur at some point.
[02:43:58]  I don't know why.
[02:43:59]  Don't ask me why.
[02:44:00]  He was never in case you're wondering, he was never a diaper fur in my presence.
[02:44:03]  I never had to change any diapers.
[02:44:05]  Okay.
[02:44:05]  This was his first sona.
[02:44:07]  For some reason, he was also fat in his first sona.
[02:44:11]  Let's see.
[02:44:13]  Somehow I am very doubtful the original user base knows how this little dud betrayed the site is still kicking.
[02:44:21]  I began lurking with Chan back when he was an admin and went by the name Copy Pace.
[02:44:25]  I actually talked to him on IRC a couple times ago.
[02:44:27]  I didn't know he died.
[02:44:28]  Good riddance.
[02:44:29]  Seeing this faggot being liked more than an even bigger faggot, Josh Moon from Kiwi Farms, is pretty funny, but it doesn't change the fact that he was an annoying, vile faggot.
[02:44:38]  Joshua Moon is too much of an intention horror, plus the obvious.
[02:44:42]  I learned about his biography from Blackpill: how I witnessed the darkest corners of the internet come to life, poison society, and caption American politics.
[02:44:49]  Ella Reeve.
[02:44:51]  Should I name search?
[02:44:52]  What does it say?
[02:44:53]  It's just so funny to me how some able-bodied horror monger like Josh Moon is coping and seething about not being able to want not being the one to start A-Chan and Wiz Chan to antagonize other virgin men who he hates.
[02:45:05]  I hate fatty nolegs and the fat whiz mentioned here for hating virginity that much, then having the audacity to act like they're entitled to some legitimacy of association, but to be envious of them like Josh is, bro.
[02:45:19]  I honestly don't know what the fuck this is saying.
[02:45:22]  If you have your own take, leave a comment below.
[02:45:25]  And a glowy cooperative sociopath.
[02:45:28]  Don't forget that.
[02:45:28]  Well, if I get a fucking subpoena, I have a fucking have to answer that.
[02:45:34]  Okay, there's no bad images here.
[02:45:36]  The succubus he fucked was so fat and ugly, it turned him gay for life.
[02:45:41]  What turned him gay for life was that he tried to get his Filipino aides to be his four-purchase wives, and they just fucked with their boyfriends.
[02:45:52]  That's I remember that.
[02:45:53]  That was something that constantly kept him angry.
[02:45:55]  Mochi, aforementioned girl to my left, had a boyfriend and he was like really trying to pressure her to break up with her boyfriend and become like his bang-maid wife.
[02:46:08]  It's like a quote from a book.
[02:46:09]  Fuck that.
[02:46:11]  Elon Musk claims that Fred founded Wiz Chan.
[02:46:14]  I think there might have been one guy before Frederick, but I remember him being the founder.
[02:46:22]  Okay.
[02:46:23]  There you go.
[02:46:23]  That's Wizard Chan.
[02:46:24]  It's still there.
[02:46:25]  It hates him.
[02:46:26]  Surprise.
[02:46:28]  Do you know anybody, anybody at all who was associated with an image board?
[02:46:34]  This is a true question.
[02:46:35]  I'm being serious here.
[02:46:37]  Do you know anybody at all who was associated with image boards and is still to this day held in high regard by the community on the image board?
[02:46:50]  You got Frederick Brennan, you got Moot, you got Hiro Yuki, you got Audrey, the guy that ran 420chan.
[02:46:59]  There's not a Mark Mark, the guy that runs VG.
[02:47:05]  Yeah, I'll give it to you.
[02:47:06]  Mark Mann, the fat Jew from New York, who beats off the LollyCon.
[02:47:10]  He is held in high regard because when Push came to shove, he was like, No, leave them lollies alone.
[02:47:17]  And he held up the bulwark, and all the lollycons crowded behind him under his shadow, in under his cape, in his shadow, and said, Please, Mark Mann, please lead us to the promised land.
[02:47:28]  And he did.
[02:47:30]  Nice.
[02:47:31]  Boxy.
[02:47:33]  No, people hate Poppy now.
[02:47:34]  Boxy got out.
[02:47:35]  Boxy was smart.
[02:47:36]  Boxy got out while it was good.
[02:47:38]  She never posted there either.
[02:47:40]  I don't think.
[02:47:41]  All right, next.
[02:47:43]  Chris Chan getting kicked out of HarmonyCon.
[02:47:45]  have a couple videos of this i am not entirely sure why he got kicked out I'm going to be real with you.
[02:47:59]  I don't know.
[02:48:01]  I do have a same thing.
[02:48:05]  I'm going to lay.
[02:48:10]  costume, bro.
[02:48:27]  Dude, they're so starstruck.
[02:48:29]  I feel bad for all like all the voice actors for the pony convention, like one or two of them might have shown up and are like, they're completely in the shadow of Christian Wesson Chandler for like top celebrity at that place.
[02:48:43]  Next, there was a video by a guy called Nikondro.
[02:48:49]  Sorry, I did not remember this.
[02:48:51]  About Nux Taku or Teku, who is a male VTuber.
[02:48:56]  And it was perplexing to me how a male VTuber could get 2 million subscribers.
[02:49:01]  However, it was revealed to me that he, number one, is Jewish, and number two, basically just put porn in his thumbnails.
[02:49:08]  I have a clip of this video, which I'll be playing for you, so you can see if this video is interesting to you.
[02:49:15]  It's pretty good, actually.
[02:49:17]  And Nick Condro's is a friendly face.
[02:49:19]  Give him a like and a subscribe chat.
[02:49:21]  Like and a subscribe.
[02:49:22]  Releasing the song about Twitch.
[02:49:24]  And a few months before the Shadman collab request, he released this video.
[02:49:29]  It's about Nuxtaku reviewing the old comics made by the author of the Nagatoro manga.
[02:49:34]  It's a romantic comedy about the titular Nagatoro, a high school junior.
[02:49:38]  I know a little trick for looking up the old thumbnails of videos on the internet archive.
[02:49:43]  And the thumbnail of this video used to look like this.
[02:49:46]  Nagatoro taking off her panties.
[02:49:49]  This isn't the second version.
[02:49:51]  This is the third version.
[02:49:53]  Here is the second version.
[02:49:55]  Nagatoro completely naked.
[02:49:57]  And there's some kind of a chimpanzee behind her.
[02:50:00]  But she sits in the forest.
[02:50:03]  And all of a sudden, monkey comes out and starts to get away from it.
[02:50:06]  That's a lot of monkey hands.
[02:50:08]  jesus christ and then they proceed to she ends up having an epiphany that in order to survive she must drink fluids So she puts it in the middle of the middle.
[02:50:19]  Okay.
[02:50:20]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:50:20]  I know.
[02:50:20]  But yeah, no, no, that's why she's like, you can go as much as you want because you can dish out there.
[02:50:25]  Okay.
[02:50:26]  She needs to drink it to survive.
[02:50:28]  This is survival instincts.
[02:50:29]  Boom.
[02:50:30]  They were in fact not in the forest.
[02:50:31]  She was in fact with the monkeys in a zoo in front of a whole bunch of people.
[02:50:36]  Crowd of people.
[02:50:37]  No, an audience?
[02:50:38]  Is this a zoo?
[02:50:39]  They saw all of it?
[02:50:40]  The mating act.
[02:50:41]  This is so crazy.
[02:50:42]  This is the worst image in the history of manga.
[02:50:46]  Why would the monkey bring it up that?
[02:50:48]  That's so weird.
[02:50:49]  So she pushes the shot collar that she happens to be wearing.
[02:50:53]  Oh, they put her on a shot?
[02:50:55]  What the fuck?
[02:50:56]  To force her to do the friendship show.
[02:50:59]  So she's a slave.
[02:51:01]  Yeah, it's pretty messed up.
[02:51:02]  And then she has to dance like Monkey.
[02:51:03]  Nux Taku is displaying a comic to his audience about a little girl being raped by a pack of monkeys in a zoo exhibit before a crowd of children.
[02:51:13]  Yeah, it basically goes on like that.
[02:51:15]  And the climax of the video, spoiler alert, is that in his Discord, his old Discord, because he has like a private one now, but it's not public.
[02:51:24]  He was basically in the Discord with like a 15-year-old.
[02:51:27]  And this 15-year-old had a bunch of fetishes.
[02:51:29]  And he told the 15-year-old to drop out of high school.

=== Virtual Boy HDMI Port Fail (13:08) ===

[02:51:32]  And he did.
[02:51:33]  And now I want to say the 15-year-old is like troomed out and fucking goon max to the extreme.
[02:51:38]  So that is the climax of this.
[02:51:42]  The point seems to be that he got 2 million subscribers by selling porn to kids, basically.
[02:51:48]  Yeah, your average tube content in the current year.
[02:51:50]  That's pretty, that's pretty accurate.
[02:51:53]  That's it.
[02:51:54]  Oh, here's the summary, the executive summary, okay?
[02:51:56]  Nux constantly used porn or hentai and thumbnails and would change them and take the video down to avoid criticism or consequences from YouTube.
[02:52:02]  Nux content consisted of poorly censored porn.
[02:52:05]  Oh, by the way, Charlie from everybody is critical.
[02:52:09]  I'm going to be watching a video about a bunch of monkeys raping a toddler because Nux Taku said it'll be super based and cool if we did that together.
[02:52:15]  I mean, I just can't wait.
[02:52:16]  I already got my shot collar remote control ready to go so I can shock the naughty schoolgirl if she starts liking Monkey Come too much.
[02:52:23]  Let's go.
[02:52:24]  By the way, come moist.
[02:52:27]  What's the other one he says?
[02:52:28]  He has a couple like poopy, poopy gazonga bongas.
[02:52:33]  Nux would show the names of the porn hentai doujin websites and specific pieces of porn hentai doujin.
[02:52:39]  Poop fart.
[02:52:42]  Next is the word his comments were filled with people asking or giving a name for the porn name of the artist or straight up links.
[02:52:47]  He even pinned one of these comments.
[02:52:49]  Nux has openly said that his channel is 13 and up.
[02:52:52]  Nux defended a trend on TikTok where kids did a dance from the animated porn video.
[02:52:56]  Oh, there was a trend of like teenagers doing the dance from the it's like a animal crossing character.
[02:53:04]  And it's like a porn video of an animal crossing character that for some reason went super viral on TikTok.
[02:53:09]  So a bunch of little girls started like redoing this dance on TikTok.
[02:53:12]  And he said that it was based or whatever.
[02:53:17]  Nux had a non-18 plus Reddit where people would joke about Hentai.
[02:53:21]  There are cases where people openly saying that they are children.
[02:53:24]  Next up is 16 plus Discord that had a not safe work channel by day one and only removed it because Discord said he couldn't be an affiliate unless he did.
[02:53:32]  Nux had a Patreon Discord where Nate said not safe work content was created after a person who's openly 14 asked for them and so on and so forth.
[02:53:40]  Apparently he also sent bestiality.
[02:53:43]  I think that's like bestiality lollycon.
[02:53:44]  I'm not sure what even minor beastiality.
[02:53:46]  I don't think it was child porn.
[02:53:49]  And then there was another guy called Alan Libus who Nux promoted who sent, oh, he sent the minor porn.
[02:53:54]  So somebody sent the minor, the 15-year-old bestiality, and then also sent the minor porn, lolliporn, gore decapitations, encouraged him to drop out of school, which he would do, and gave him advice on cutting himself.
[02:54:05]  All this was posted in the public channel, and Nux was there.
[02:54:08]  So there you go.
[02:54:09]  That's the accusations.
[02:54:10]  I would recommend watching this video.
[02:54:12]  It's pretty good.
[02:54:14]  Now, a quick update on DSP.
[02:54:16]  Two cats, one roach on Zitter says, I don't even know what to say.
[02:54:20]  This is by far one of the most dented things he has ever done.
[02:54:23]  I can't even fathom how he thought this was a good idea.
[02:54:25]  It's like the opposite of closed captions.
[02:54:27]  It's a terrible audiobook.
[02:54:28]  I'm speechless.
[02:54:29]  So this got thousands of likes, 350,000 views on Zitter.
[02:54:33]  What could it be?
[02:54:35]  Well, DSP has decided to do something a little bit different to entertain his audience.
[02:54:41]  And that is playing the Virtual Boy.
[02:54:43]  If you know what the Virtual Boy is, it is because you were old enough to watch AVGN videos when they were at their peak.
[02:54:49]  The Virtual Voy was a failed virtual reality experiment by Nintendo in the 1990s, I want to say, that was basically really shitty Game Boy games, not even Game Boy color games, Game Boy games that you had to put on your head like a ridiculous oculus, and then you could play.
[02:55:09]  Only a few games were ever made.
[02:55:10]  They all sucked except for one, apparently.
[02:55:13]  And they caused serious eye strain.
[02:55:16]  So the issue with this platform is that unlike a lot of old video games that had those, oh my God, kids these days might not even know what the fuck I'm talking about.
[02:55:28]  But they're called VGA ports, I'm pretty sure.
[02:55:31]  And it was three prong things.
[02:55:33]  And when you wanted to play Kirby on the Super Nintendo, you had to turn over the TV and find the VGA ports and plug in the three prongs into it on your old CRT television.
[02:55:46]  And later on, when these games became popular to stream for people into vintage video games, they invented toys or not toys, but tools that you could plug the VGA ports into so you could stream in original quality in real time to your OBS or whatever.
[02:56:07]  The VR headset that you're looking at does not have those.
[02:56:12]  The monitor display is directly connected to the device and the monitor goes onto your eyeballs.
[02:56:17]  So there's no effective way to capture the video output of this device without breaking it.
[02:56:26]  So Phil has decided that he's going to stream this.
[02:56:30]  And without exaggeration, without the caveat of certain streamers who review vintage stuff and it's kind of like a passing thing for them, or somebody who might have actually, oh, somebody who's emulated VR, the headset, or someone who's actually broken it down so he could stream it properly.
[02:56:50]  Darkseid Phil might be the only person ever to actually genuinely attempt to live stream a VR boy video game to the internet.
[02:56:58]  Definitely the only one in the last six years in the turn of the decade.
[02:57:01]  Okay.
[02:57:02]  So let's watch DSP play Virtual Boy.
[02:57:07]  Got some coins.
[02:57:08]  Okay, this is a hidden door.
[02:57:10]  It is.
[02:57:10]  I got to a hidden door and I just jumped into it.
[02:57:13]  Oh my God, I'm in some kind of a bonus room with a cat.
[02:57:15]  You ever seen those lucky cat statues?
[02:57:17]  There's a lucky cat statue and I just got it.
[02:57:20]  I don't know what the hell that does, but then it says exit and you got to go back out the door you came in in a 3D perspective.
[02:57:26]  All right.
[02:57:27]  So now I jump to the foreground again.
[02:57:29]  And now I'm platforming.
[02:57:31]  I'm going to try to dash across this now across the lava and it works.
[02:57:34]  You can.
[02:57:34]  Oh no.
[02:57:35]  So I was dashing across and I made it across three platforms, but I fell into the fourth and lost my power up.
[02:57:40]  Looks like I can get it back.
[02:57:41]  I just got another one.
[02:57:42]  Yup, I just got the power of bat.
[02:57:44]  Those bats that dropped spikes are back.
[02:57:47]  Okay, so if you're only listening, Darkseid Phil is playing a video game and basically doing the if you're only listening thing for the video game because he is wearing a 1990s Oculus device on his head and nobody can see what the fuck he's doing.
[02:58:03]  So you just hear Game Boy sound effects and he's describing what he's doing in the game.
[02:58:09]  Crazy.
[02:58:10]  There are more clips from this.
[02:58:14]  All right, so I can hear the volume.
[02:58:17]  Wario just flew out of the background on a plane into the foreground.
[02:58:21]  Now it says Virtual Boy Wario land.
[02:58:23]  The Virtual Boy logo is 3D.
[02:58:25]  Wario is in a plane and he's flying down in front of the screen.
[02:58:28]  And yes, it is a nice 3D effect, actually.
[02:58:32]  If only we could see it.
[02:58:34]  This is crazy.
[02:58:35]  Can you hear the audio here?
[02:58:36]  Let me let me turn off the music now.
[02:58:42]  I was going to say, it reminds me of doing like an eye exam.
[02:58:46]  Yeah, I see like a blimp over like the horizon.
[02:58:49]  There's like a farmhouse with like a grain silo.
[02:58:53]  The audio at all?
[02:58:55]  So Wario was in a plane.
[02:58:57]  His hand was 3D doing a thumb up.
[02:59:00]  It's a re-release?
[02:59:01]  They re-released the Virtual Boy?
[02:59:04]  And then the propeller was 3D?
[02:59:05]  Like a bunch of stuff on the screen was all 3D and at different levels on the screen.
[02:59:09]  You mean to tell me that they re-released the Virtual Boy and they didn't put a fucking HDMI port on it so that people could stream that shit?
[02:59:18]  What were they thinking?
[02:59:19]  This is why Nintendo's stock is in the fucking gutter because how the fuck are you going to re-release this goddamn thing and not put an HDMI port on it for people so they could play it?
[02:59:30]  It's just a piece of plastic that gives you eye strain.
[02:59:33]  Yeah, no shit.
[02:59:34]  Scam Central buddies.
[02:59:35]  Nintendo is Nintend Nintodlers seething right now.
[02:59:43]  One more.
[02:59:44]  First off.
[02:59:45]  Well, this is his cope after everyone made fun of him.
[02:59:47]  First off, I'm not the only person who did it.
[02:59:51]  There are other people on the internet who did exactly the same thing and no one cared.
[02:59:57]  Everyone was okay with it.
[02:59:59]  But because DSP did this, that's got to become new because people have to spin everything I do in a toxic and negative way.
[03:00:07]  So of course, because I did it, It's bad.
[03:00:11]  Everyone else literally did the same thing.
[03:00:14]  That was okay for them.
[03:00:15]  It was a funny experiment.
[03:00:16]  It was an interesting thing.
[03:00:18]  You made lemonade out of lemons.
[03:00:19]  But for DSP to do it, oh, what a joke.
[03:00:22]  What a laughing stock.
[03:00:23]  I mean, it is a horrifically bad idea, but now that I know it's a re-release and he didn't just like pull this shit out of the trash and try to play it, it does make a good point.
[03:00:34]  I'm going to try to find if other people did this.
[03:00:36]  What an embarrassment he is.
[03:00:39]  Everyone who did that can go fuck themselves.
[03:00:41]  Post that on Reddit.
[03:00:43]  Go fuck yourself, you Olympic losers.
[03:00:45]  I do exactly the same thing as everyone else, and I'm wrong, and everyone else is right.
[03:00:49]  Suck my dick.
[03:00:50]  I don't care what you say.
[03:00:51]  You're all a bunch of fucking losers and you're jealous that you sit there looking at clips of me on Reddit and other places.
[03:00:58]  So I searched Virtual Boy.
[03:01:01]  Let me just show you this actually.
[03:01:02]  I searched Virtual Boy on Twitch.
[03:01:04]  The first thing I saw is a whore.
[03:01:06]  And then I saw a second whore.
[03:01:09]  And then I looked down.
[03:01:10]  Okay.
[03:01:11]  And then I, why is Roblox at like the top left?
[03:01:14]  Is there a strike just like a streaming site for Roblox now?
[03:01:18]  As I can see, this guy has 41 views.
[03:01:21]  Next and net from three days ago.
[03:01:23]  He has 41 views.
[03:01:26]  I'll see if this vod will work.
[03:01:27]  Come on, Twitch.
[03:01:28]  You're only owned by Amazon, one of the largest companies in the entire fucking world.
[03:01:32]  And he's unboxing it.
[03:01:34]  He's got working.
[03:01:36]  How does he have it working?
[03:01:37]  He has it working perfectly.
[03:01:39]  What did he do to get this working?
[03:01:40]  So oh, is it like on the Switch?
[03:01:44]  It's in Spanish.
[03:01:44]  I can't tell what he's doing.
[03:01:46]  He's got it working, though.
[03:01:47]  He's got the thing on.
[03:01:49]  No, he's not emulating it.
[03:01:50]  He's got the thing on.
[03:01:52]  Right?
[03:01:53]  Oh, no.
[03:01:53]  This is like a demo reel.
[03:01:55]  Okay, I clicked on this because I thought he had it working.
[03:01:57]  He's just showing the trailer.
[03:01:59]  That's why this guy has no views.
[03:02:01]  What about Nevros?
[03:02:02]  You're fucking verified.
[03:02:04]  Oh, he's playing an emulator.
[03:02:07]  Yeah, okay.
[03:02:07]  So people, nobody else did this.
[03:02:12]  Nobody else did this, Phil.
[03:02:14]  I don't see anybody else with the fucking thing on their head.
[03:02:17]  What about this guy?
[03:02:17]  This guy looks like a fucking loser.
[03:02:19]  Look at this shit.
[03:02:20]  Look at this shit.
[03:02:21]  What the fuck is this?
[03:02:22]  What the fuck are you wearing, bud?
[03:02:23]  He's got it.
[03:02:25]  Oh, yeah.
[03:02:25]  This guy's a fucking loser.
[03:02:28]  He's got the El Gato.
[03:02:29]  He's trying to set this up.
[03:02:30]  He's fuddling with it.
[03:02:31]  Like, I want to record this for you guys.
[03:02:33]  I got my Elgato out so I can stream it to you, but there's no fucking way.
[03:02:37]  That's what he's saying right there.
[03:02:38]  I bet.
[03:02:38]  He's saying there's no way I can get this working.
[03:02:41]  First of all, if I could be honest for two seconds, personally, I thought that I'd just be able to play this on the regular Switch, like switched off.
[03:02:53]  He's disappointed.
[03:02:54]  This guy, this guy is pure condensed soy boy Nintendo toddler.
[03:02:59]  And even he's like, no Switch compatibility, no HDMI port.
[03:03:05]  But now they're not.
[03:03:07]  They're telling me I can't do that or something.
[03:03:09]  You can't.
[03:03:11]  I want to get to the point where he's.
[03:03:15]  I want to get to the part where he shows the camera again because he like holds it up and it's like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
[03:03:22]  There are people who depend on that.
[03:03:27]  Again, like it feels like, oh, your audio mixing is a little bit fucked.
[03:03:31]  It's a bit like highway robbery.
[03:03:35]  I can't believe it.
[03:03:37]  This guy is like the biggest Nintendo toddler ever.
[03:03:40]  He's just like, this is fucking highway robbery.
[03:03:44]  Where's the goddamn HDMI port?
[03:03:46]  What were they thinking?
[03:03:48]  That's funny.
[03:03:50]  There you go.
[03:03:51]  Literally, not even this guy was like, yeah, I'm going to salvage this shit.
[03:03:54]  I'm going to strap this fucking thing to my head and narrate what the fuck I'm doing.
[03:03:57]  He's like, there's no HDMI port.
[03:03:59]  I can't connect it to my Switch.
[03:04:01]  I can't even play the fucking games on the Switch and just stream that with my Elgato.
[03:04:05]  There's no way for me to show you guys the games on this.
[03:04:08]  Fuck that.
[03:04:09]  No point, he tries it for like what for like 10 minutes.
[03:04:14]  He plays it.
[03:04:15]  I'm lost again.
[03:04:17]  Okay, he plays it for 10 minutes before giving up.
[03:04:20]  He's like, fuck this.
[03:04:21]  Yeah, I'm not.
[03:04:22]  Yeah, go ahead.
[03:04:23]  Yeah, hey, it's Chris.
[03:04:24]  He's calling up Nintendo.
[03:04:25]  He's calling Reggie.
[03:04:26]  He's calling Reggie up.
[03:04:27]  Reggie Philome's.
[03:04:28]  I was like, bro, this is fucked.
[03:04:29]  You fucked this release.
[03:04:31]  You fucked me.
[03:04:32]  You fucked me.
[03:04:33]  I was going to be the first guy with the fucking virtual boy, the re-release.
[03:04:37]  Reggie Philomese, you fucking piece of shit.

=== Switch Streaming No HDMI (04:12) ===

[03:04:40]  Okay.
[03:04:41]  You fucked up my whole goddamn stream.
[03:04:43]  My whole goddamn day.
[03:04:44]  I set aside my whole fucking day for you, Reggie.
[03:04:46]  And you fucked me like this.
[03:04:47]  You know what they say, Reggie?
[03:04:49]  You should never fuck a stranger in the ass.
[03:04:52]  That's what's happening.
[03:04:54]  Okay.
[03:04:54]  Next.
[03:04:55]  Why was I done with that?
[03:04:57]  Oh, I was not.
[03:04:58]  Sorry, that's not.
[03:04:59]  I was done with DSP, DSP coping.
[03:05:02]  I don't hear him cope for another two minutes.
[03:05:04]  Sorry, cope, sir.
[03:05:05]  It's over.
[03:05:06]  Jackie Singh is continually retarded.
[03:05:10]  Somebody posted Wagner for TND.
[03:05:13]  Wagner has been dead for quite some time, but Jackie Singh says, Bulletin, those promoting the acronym TND are associated with Russians Wagner group.
[03:05:22]  They are running rampant, involved in child abuse via 764 Temple of Blood, and have been working hard to radicalize, brainquash, abuse trans youth into mass murdering others and themselves.
[03:05:33]  Threat Putin's non-linear warfare against the West contains components and has driven actions not yet attributed to Russia.
[03:05:39]  Once Americans find out about what they've done, everything changes.
[03:05:43]  So Jackie Singh's cope.
[03:05:45]  I should have put this with the other copes for the tranny shooter.
[03:05:48]  Is that trannies are now activating like fucking like a botnet to shoot people, not because they're retarded psychos who are on like hormones and shit, but because Wagna, who is still alive and braincasting TTD into the minds of young trans youth, are controlling them in non-linear warfare against the West.
[03:06:09]  Bravo, Jackie.
[03:06:11]  Your poo-colored hands paved the way.
[03:06:15]  Here's a clip from Hassan Piker.
[03:06:16]  I think many of you will consider this bass.
[03:06:18]  Bringing out the alpha male in you.
[03:06:19]  A few things to consider when you're thinking about Lady Gaga as a top contender for Babe of the Week should be the fact that she might have a penis.
[03:06:27]  The fact that Lady Gaga might have a small penis does absolutely terrify me.
[03:06:32]  Here's why the five-second rule works.
[03:06:34]  Because when you start thinking for longer than five seconds, you're immediately not thinking with your dick and also thinking with this pesky thing up here that we like to call our brains.
[03:06:44]  So once you start thinking with your brain, you're immediately going to psych yourself out.
[03:06:47]  Come back again next week when we discuss the legendary question of all time.
[03:06:51]  Old enough to count, old enough to mount?
[03:06:53]  Question mark.
[03:06:54]  I want to say thank you to Miley Cyrus for showing off her camel toe at the VMA's the other night.
[03:06:59]  I always knew Hannah Montana was a little slut.
[03:07:03]  Don't even try to hide it.
[03:07:04]  Look, this is a classic example of what happens when your father doesn't pay attention to you.
[03:07:09]  You turn out to be a slut who's craving for attention, and then I tend to pick you up at a bar late night and bang you out on the first day.
[03:07:16]  Bringing out the alpha male in you.
[03:07:18]  What a chad.
[03:07:20]  Am I right?
[03:07:22]  This is just so obvious that Hasan Piker would glom onto literally anything that could give him money.
[03:07:27]  Literally anything.
[03:07:28]  It was the same thing with that other guy.
[03:07:30]  Who was the other guy that was a pickup artist?
[03:07:32]  I already forgot his name.
[03:07:33]  Billy, King Billy, has so thoroughly defeated him that it's like Damnatia Memori.
[03:07:39]  I have completely forgotten his name.
[03:07:41]  His face does not come to me in my memory.
[03:07:43]  Carl Lots, of course.
[03:07:46]  Billy wants to do a hot sauce still.
[03:07:49]  If I do a hot sauce with Billy, should it be old base seasoned or should I do?
[03:07:53]  I just like Frank's bro.
[03:07:54]  I'm like a basic bitch when it comes to hot sauce.
[03:07:56]  Just give me like a really good tangy, ultra tangy.
[03:07:59]  Give me that pissed.
[03:08:00]  That's my brand name.
[03:08:01]  Nikiwi Farms Piss and Vinegar Hot Sauce.
[03:08:04]  That's like, because every hot sauce has to have like a grungy swear name to it.
[03:08:09]  Kiwi Farms piss and vinegar hot sauce, buddy.
[03:08:11]  You think I should do it?
[03:08:12]  Old Bay or Piss and Vinegar?
[03:08:18]  Piss sauce.
[03:08:19]  Yeah, the piss sauce.
[03:08:19]  Give me the piss, buddy.
[03:08:22]  Old Bay Carl Lobster.
[03:08:29]  That's the Carl Lobster, the Old Bay hot sauce.
[03:08:39]  That's good.
[03:08:41]  That's fucking good.
[03:08:42]  I don't know if I can beat that.
[03:08:48]  That's good.
[03:08:50]  Maybe we should.
[03:08:52]  Write it down.

=== Old Bay Piss Sauce Debate (08:32) ===

[03:08:53]  Okay.
[03:08:53]  Oh, my God.
[03:08:55]  Here we go.
[03:08:58]  Just so I don't forget.
[03:09:02]  I'm so over X as a platform.
[03:09:05]  Okay.
[03:09:05]  It's just like it annoys the fuck out of me to be on it.
[03:09:08]  And because everything is, I've, I've, I'm in like a bubble where everything's just like super political and everyone's all fucking doomer pilled.
[03:09:16]  It's just like retarded political takes.
[03:09:17]  Okay.
[03:09:18]  99% bot.
[03:09:19]  It feels like it, bro.
[03:09:21]  Okay.
[03:09:22]  Now, Hassan Piker has decided to lean in to the meme and uh he he's gonna own it.
[03:09:31]  He's gonna own the the meme like Kaya owns the place.
[03:09:36]  You ready?
[03:09:36]  He wants the soundboard here.
[03:09:37]  Look at this.
[03:09:38]  Kaya, place it's such a fake chuckle.
[03:09:45]  And the dog is so sad.
[03:09:46]  Look at that sad, sad puppy face.
[03:09:50]  I now officially have a place button.
[03:09:54]  That sad puppy.
[03:09:55]  He was just sitting there and then he's like, Kaya place, and he has to like get up and trundle over sadly.
[03:10:06]  Next, six.
[03:10:07]  Oh, Jesus.
[03:10:08]  Fuck.
[03:10:09]  I haven't seen this.
[03:10:10]  Fresh take six body cam footage.
[03:10:11]  You ready?
[03:10:12]  Let's go.
[03:10:12]  Good morning.
[03:10:14]  Morning, sir.
[03:10:15]  I'm fine now.
[03:10:17]  We're at the Realm Town Police Forum.
[03:10:18]  Is Taro home?
[03:10:19]  Yeah.
[03:10:19]  Okay.
[03:10:19]  So we have a search warfare home.
[03:10:22]  We're going to have to come inside.
[03:10:23]  You're not in any trouble right now, but we are going to need to speak with Taro and we do have to come in, okay?
[03:10:29]  Yes, sir.
[03:10:30]  There you are.
[03:10:32]  I'll actually give you the attachment case as well.
[03:10:35]  Specifies it as for your home.
[03:10:37]  What are you looking for?
[03:10:39]  I would be happy to discuss that with you afterward.
[03:10:42]  But we do need to come inside.
[03:10:44]  Okay.
[03:10:46]  Are there any weapons at the moment only for Zoom?
[03:10:49]  I'm on a wife's house with 22 vital.
[03:10:51]  Okay.
[03:10:52]  All right.
[03:10:53]  So if you want to just hang out over here for us, okay?
[03:10:56]  Morning, folks.
[03:10:56]  I'm all supply because I'm the Revelantown Police Department.
[03:10:58]  Taro, can you come over and speak with me, please?
[03:11:00]  Do you have any weapons on you, sir?
[03:11:02]  Yes, I have a machete.
[03:11:03]  Okay.
[03:11:03]  Can you describe it?
[03:11:04]  A machete.
[03:11:05]  Oh, yes.
[03:11:06]  To start it.
[03:11:07]  Yeah.
[03:11:08]  Am I being arrested?
[03:11:09]  Yes, sir.
[03:11:10]  For what?
[03:11:11]  I'll tell you in just a moment.
[03:11:12]  You can put the machete down.
[03:11:13]  I would like to know what I'm being arrested for.
[03:11:15]  Take your machete off and stop messing around with it.
[03:11:17]  Okay.
[03:11:17]  We'll tell you in a second.
[03:11:18]  Oh, thank you.
[03:11:19]  Let's not be scared.
[03:11:21]  I can't believe.
[03:11:22]  I cannot fucking believe that he just carries around like a, like a, what was like a cutlass, like a pirate's cutlass at the ready at all times.
[03:11:35]  I cannot believe that there is like BDSM bell shit right there on display in the house as well.
[03:11:42]  I also cannot believe that he carries a pirate's cutlass at all times.
[03:11:46]  Step over here okay, not trying to be okay for me.
[03:11:52]  On what charge am I being arrested for?
[03:11:54]  All right, so you were under arrest for the first domestic assault, reckless endangerment, and violation of the conditions of release.
[03:12:01]  I just had a case dismissed for biology booms.
[03:12:06]  And who did I assault?
[03:12:08]  I'm sorry.
[03:12:10]  They just dismissed my case.
[03:12:12]  Okay.
[03:12:14]  I was in court yesterday.
[03:12:15]  They dismissed my case.
[03:12:16]  Okay.
[03:12:17]  Well, right now you are under arrest.
[03:12:19]  Okay.
[03:12:20]  That's a natural keystone is the conflict.
[03:12:23]  I don't think that there is.
[03:12:25]  Yes, please do record this.
[03:12:26]  Hey, sir, do you have any other weapons on your person?
[03:12:28]  Anything that can poke me stick anything sharp?
[03:12:29]  All right, no, I do not have my pocket box on all.
[03:12:32]  Okay.
[03:12:32]  Thank you for taking your sword on.
[03:12:35]  Please call my revolver eyes.
[03:12:40]  Thank you.
[03:12:41]  Is it like a YouTuber?
[03:12:42]  You're not animals.
[03:12:44]  I didn't even have to get found not.
[03:12:46]  Look how fucking shittily that fucking road is plowed.
[03:12:50]  Look at that.
[03:12:51]  Oh, it's not even plowed.
[03:12:52]  It's just the shadow of where the car was sitting.
[03:12:54]  Lazy.
[03:12:57]  I didn't even have to get found not guilty.
[03:12:59]  They just outright dismissed the case.
[03:13:01]  So I don't know what the hell this is about.
[03:13:04]  And I will stay right here.
[03:13:06]  Hope Pulloiser.
[03:13:07]  So I'd be happy to speak with you more once we have back to the police station over your Miranda rights and give you an opportunity to talk with me.
[03:13:13]  And I'll fill you in a little bit more at that time.
[03:13:14]  A gravel driveway that short?
[03:13:16]  What's going on?
[03:13:17]  I was literally cool.
[03:13:18]  That's pretty fucking broken.
[03:13:21]  What are we on the buttons?
[03:13:23]  Is this like an American naval jacket?
[03:13:26]  Is this motherfucker?
[03:13:28]  Is he doing stolen valor here with like an American military table jacket?
[03:13:33]  What the fuck is that?
[03:13:35]  That's like the executive branch logo, isn't it?
[03:13:37]  Is this like a action?
[03:13:40]  It's like, no, that's like the executive branch.
[03:13:42]  It's like the president.
[03:13:43]  There's nothing I think in the apologists.
[03:13:46]  I've got my wallet.
[03:13:48]  I've got a wallet in this pocket.
[03:13:50]  And I think I have my phone in the other pocket.
[03:13:55]  Can you just raise your arm just a little bit for me, please?
[03:13:57]  Yeah.
[03:13:58]  Yeah.
[03:13:58]  Oh, he bought it in New Orleans, like goth gear.
[03:14:01]  Okay.
[03:14:02]  Wow.
[03:14:03]  I was going to make my videos in my life, Steve, but I guess I'm not going to get a chance to do that.
[03:14:09]  Yeah, that's what I thought.
[03:14:10]  This is your cell phone.
[03:14:11]  Yep.
[03:14:11]  Okay.
[03:14:11]  Do you have any other cell phones now?
[03:14:14]  I don't have any.
[03:14:15]  Okay.
[03:14:16]  All right.
[03:14:18]  I will need my wallet in order to potentially call my attorney.
[03:14:25]  Aggravated assault.
[03:14:28]  We can take care of the necklaces and whatnot once we have a bathrobe on.
[03:14:32]  Yeah.
[03:14:32]  Can I please keep that on?
[03:14:34]  Right now.
[03:14:34]  No, my bro.
[03:14:36]  It's so whiny the way he said that.
[03:14:39]  Take care of the necklaces and whatnot once we uh okay that's aw my hat.
[03:14:43]  Can I okay, that's aw my hat.
[03:14:45]  Can I please keep that?
[03:14:46]  Bro, he sounds like a gay again in the ass when he says my hat.
[03:14:52]  That's so fucking cringe, bro.
[03:14:53]  Let's keep that on for right now.
[03:14:54]  Yeah, let's get back to the station, it gets off.
[03:15:01]  Our technology works very well.
[03:15:04]  Let's work on that in a second.
[03:15:05]  Oh, they even let him keep the hat on.
[03:15:16]  They let him keep the hat.
[03:15:19]  They didn't want to hear any more moaning, so they just let him keep the hat.
[03:15:25]  That's funny.
[03:15:31]  And I'm backing up, backing up, backing up, backing up.
[03:15:42]  If you recognize that reference, you are as like as autistic as I am because that thing is like hard-burned into my brain.
[03:15:50]  Ah, ah, somebody got it.
[03:15:52]  Me and the count actually got the reference.
[03:15:54]  I can't believe it.
[03:15:56]  This is just a very nice video.
[03:15:57]  This cop pulling in slowly.
[03:16:01]  Thank you.
[03:16:02]  Let's back up a bit.
[03:16:04]  We got his lighter and phone.
[03:16:07]  Thank you.
[03:16:09]  Yeah, it's gonna be.
[03:16:10]  It's fine.
[03:16:11]  Oh, I don't hit my head.
[03:16:14]  I'm too close to sticks.
[03:16:15]  It's making me uncomfortable.
[03:16:17]  We step to our right down here.
[03:16:23]  You step right in here for me.
[03:16:25]  I don't know, I have to go unbuckle.
[03:16:28]  This jail is so depressing.
[03:16:30]  Can we get some nice colors, something on the wall to liven it up?
[03:16:35]  I'm gonna first.
[03:16:35]  Oh, wow, that's even more depressing.
[03:16:37]  Holy shit.
[03:16:37]  Your wallet and your lighter.
[03:16:41]  They're gonna go right there.
[03:16:42]  Is my phone there, too?
[03:16:43]  I believe the other officer has your phone with him.
[03:16:45]  This room is cameras, so it's going to stay right there.
[03:16:48]  So that way nobody touches it.
[03:16:50]  Okay.
[03:16:51]  And then what I'm going to do is, because I know you're not going to fight me or anything like that, you don't have any suicidal ideations or anything like that, right?
[03:16:59]  All right.
[03:16:59]  I'm going to take these off for you.
[03:17:01]  You don't have a sticker in these things.
[03:17:04]  The suicidal ideations thing is such a trap because anyone genuinely suicidal would never say that.
[03:17:09]  And then the people wanting attention, they're just signing themselves up for misery.
[03:17:14]  Like, okay, well, if you're suicidal, we're going to do like nine-point restraints on your entire body and neck, and we're going to throw you into a padded cell.
[03:17:22]  And you're going to be staring at a wall for 10 hours.
[03:17:24]  Like, what a misery.

=== Suicidal Ideation Trap Question (11:23) ===

[03:17:25]  It's a trap.
[03:17:26]  You're going to be real fucking suicidal once we're done with you, buddy.
[03:17:31]  Crap, there's no reason to sit and pat the whole time.
[03:17:35]  Yeah, hold themselves and yelling by the way.
[03:17:40]  Nice.
[03:17:41]  Okay.
[03:17:42]  Look, you can see the indentation from the handcuffs.
[03:17:44]  The cuffs are on too tight.
[03:17:45]  He can't breathe.
[03:17:47]  Okay.
[03:17:51]  There you go.
[03:17:52]  He handled it pretty well.
[03:17:53]  All things considered, besides the anomaly of being dressed as a vampire.
[03:17:59]  Patrick's not Patrick, Richard Spencer is back and he's fat.
[03:18:03]  I have literally no idea what the fuck this video is about.
[03:18:07]  I just know that Richard Spencer is now fat.
[03:18:10]  So he's got that going for him.
[03:18:12]  Oh, look, they photoshopped him into a Windsy.
[03:18:15]  Should I dwell on this?
[03:18:16]  I honestly, what the fuck is the video even about?
[03:18:21]  Is it a trans problem or a male narcissism problem?
[03:18:26]  Is that what the video is about?
[03:18:28]  Male narcissism?
[03:18:30]  Do we really have?
[03:18:31]  Oh, he took it down and re-upped it with a better title or an autogenophilia male malignant narcissism problem.
[03:18:39]  We need common sense tranny control, buddy.
[03:18:42]  This is real simple.
[03:18:43]  Are they a fucked up tranny retard?
[03:18:45]  Control them.
[03:18:46]  What does that mean?
[03:18:47]  I'll leave that up to you.
[03:18:48]  I believe in our government to come up with sensible solutions for what control means, but we need common sense tranny control.
[03:18:56]  Okay.
[03:18:57]  That's what's happening.
[03:18:58]  He's 47.
[03:18:59]  Damn, bro.
[03:19:01]  Maybe you can stream with iDubbs and Aniza.
[03:19:06]  iDubbs and Aniza.
[03:19:08]  iDubbs is doing the divorce dad Drake.
[03:19:11]  Richard Spencer can also do the divorce dad Drake tosh.
[03:19:15]  They can do a crossover.
[03:19:18]  The divorce dads, both of them VTubing as Drake's, and they can chill out.
[03:19:23]  Leia Sapienti says, iDubbs reminisces on when he proposed to Aniza.
[03:19:30]  I won't spoil it.
[03:19:31]  Let's just listen.
[03:19:32]  Lady, that's not a good look.
[03:19:35]  Up their proposal is something that can be weeks or even months in the making with like multiple moving parts and a ton of stress.
[03:19:43]  Okay, I will say for me, setting up my proposal basically went like this.
[03:19:50]  We happen to be around the area, around the area where whoever the fuck clipped this and use that as the clipping sound.
[03:20:01]  Please stop.
[03:20:02]  Please stop.
[03:20:03]  Never do that again.
[03:20:04]  Anise and I first met.
[03:20:06]  And I was like, ooh, this is like good and like relevant.
[03:20:10]  Yeah, chat.
[03:20:11]  Imagine having a vocal fry.
[03:20:13]  It's really embarrassing.
[03:20:15]  Interpreted as like thoughtful.
[03:20:16]  You know what I mean?
[03:20:17]  That's what I was going for.
[03:20:19]  Oh, that's his sound effect?
[03:20:20]  Okay.
[03:20:21]  I thought that was like a cut in the video.
[03:20:22]  San Diego.
[03:20:24]  And I drove.
[03:20:25]  I tried to do it a little bit secretly.
[03:20:27]  Like, oh, where are we going?
[03:20:29]  It's like, oh, I'm just taking a different route kind of thing.
[03:20:34]  And it just kind of sucked because like Anissa was a little bit stressed out because of some other shit happening that day.
[03:20:40]  So it kind of like ruined the surprise a little bit.
[03:20:44]  My partner proposed to me during a fight.
[03:20:46]  No forgiveness.
[03:20:47]  Oh, that sucked.
[03:20:49]  Thankfully, she wasn't mad at me.
[03:20:51]  There was like outside sources that were just stressing her out.
[03:20:54]  So why not just wait now?
[03:20:56]  In the end, but it wasn't crazy.
[03:20:58]  It was more of just like, hey, I'm proposing at this place that we've been to before.
[03:21:04]  It's in public or whatever, but it's not like we're trying to gather a crowd.
[03:21:10]  I don't like surpriser being caught off guard.
[03:21:12]  Just asked me while we're watching TV or something.
[03:21:14]  Yeah, yeah.
[03:21:15]  Like, I just did it honestly.
[03:21:16]  I just did it in the car.
[03:21:18]  I was like, hey, we're at the place.
[03:21:20]  Here you go.
[03:21:21]  Do you want to post in a car?
[03:21:23]  That's so depressing.
[03:21:24]  Because Anissa's the same way.
[03:21:26]  It's like, we're not like big into, you know, we don't.
[03:21:30]  Yeah, Anisa is the same way.
[03:21:32]  She has no fucking expectations whatsoever.
[03:21:34]  That's why she splooshes over that other guy that she likes more that looks kind of like how iDubb tries to look all the time now.
[03:21:42]  I was like, hey, we're at the place.
[03:21:44]  Here you go.
[03:21:45]  You want to get married?
[03:21:47]  It's what she deserves, though.
[03:21:48]  It's what she deserves.
[03:21:49]  Anisa's the same way.
[03:21:50]  It's like, we're not like big into, you know, we don't need people to gather around or for it to be to make them news or for someone to.
[03:22:01]  It's the tattoo artist and there's this other guy that's like a YouTuber or something.
[03:22:06]  And she's attracted to both of them.
[03:22:09]  Take a picture.
[03:22:10]  But not iDubbs.
[03:22:11]  So iDubbb tries to like cosplay as them.
[03:22:13]  Shit like that.
[03:22:14]  Yeah, the theatrics.
[03:22:17]  Chris Raygon.
[03:22:18]  That's it.
[03:22:20]  Yeah.
[03:22:21]  No, you shouldn't.
[03:22:22]  I don't know.
[03:22:23]  Theoretically, if we're wargaming this, right?
[03:22:26]  Maybe set like a travel aside and do it then.
[03:22:31]  It's also weird that anyone would ever propose to anyone without discussing it first at random.
[03:22:36]  You know what I mean?
[03:22:38]  Weddings shouldn't be something that you just like spontaneously commit to because that's a bad idea, I think.
[03:22:43]  I don't know.
[03:22:44]  I was told by a confidant that nobody wants to hear my input on femoid relations.
[03:22:48]  I'm just not going to say anything.
[03:22:49]  I'm like, yeah, you know what?
[03:22:51]  If you want to wipe your bitch up in the car, you know, who says, you know, who says you can't do that?
[03:22:57]  Go for it, chat.
[03:22:57]  I'm a retard.
[03:22:59]  There's a website here.
[03:23:01]  I just stumbled upon it last night.
[03:23:03]  Oh, I should have introduced him to the fact that he's now a VTuber.
[03:23:07]  While I was doing my dragon.
[03:23:10]  Okay, so wait, no.
[03:23:11]  I already introduced last week that he was a VTuber, right?
[03:23:15]  So now he's still doing it is the continuation of that segment.
[03:23:18]  There's a website here.
[03:23:20]  I just stumbled upon it last night while I was doing my dragon work.
[03:23:26]  It's called, well, I think it's colloquially known as the snark headquarters.
[03:23:34]  I know nothing of that.
[03:23:35]  Me personally, I'm just a dragon who browsed the web, but I do love Reddit.
[03:23:42]  Yes, this is a fine website.
[03:23:44]  It seems to operate pretty well.
[03:23:48]  This one has a lot of drama on it.
[03:23:51]  This one's quite interesting, to be honest.
[03:23:53]  I read this last night, and I said, this seems like something someone might want to address.
[03:23:59]  Okay, so what's going on here is that iDubbs wants to call Ethan Klein from H3 a pedophile.
[03:24:07]  However, iDubbbs is a broken, raped little bitch, and he's completely refuses to say that the guy who used the username troll underscore pedo or pedotroll is a pedophile, which is what he wants to say.
[03:24:22]  So he simply says, Who him, look at these other accusations of other people calling H3 a pedophile.
[03:24:30]  It would be ever so spurious if I were to make such an allegation, but it is on my screen if you wish to imbibe the accusation for yourself.
[03:24:39]  Nothing I would ever dare make such a lofty statement towards such a powerful Jew.
[03:24:45]  The actual quote on the screen says, Quick daily reminder that Ethan from H3H3 is likely a pedophile who has been molested, who has molested his own children?
[03:24:56]  Why is Destiny trying to get sued by Ethan Klein?
[03:25:00]  Does he think that that would like resuscitate his career?
[03:25:04]  Is he trying to go into discovery over this?
[03:25:06]  What the fuck is the why is he trying?
[03:25:08]  No, he's trying to get sued by H3.
[03:25:11]  The question is, why?
[03:25:12]  What does he think he would get out of that?
[03:25:14]  Besides attention, I guess?
[03:25:16]  Clout?
[03:25:17]  Relevance?
[03:25:19]  He's trying to get sued, though.
[03:25:20]  This is a, please fucking sue me.
[03:25:22]  I'm desperate to get sued by you.
[03:25:26]  What in the world is that?
[03:25:29]  What?
[03:25:30]  What am I reading?
[03:25:33]  Oh, disgusting.
[03:25:38]  I will say, as a dragon, as a woke dragon, do not like this Destiny character.
[03:25:44]  But I also do not like the pedotroll character.
[03:25:50]  Not one bit.
[03:25:53]  Ah!
[03:25:55]  Makes a dragon angry to even read such a thing.
[03:26:00]  Number one, you're a Drake.
[03:26:01]  Number two, whoem, I appear to be a fence-sitting faggot with no conviction or testicular fortitude to take any stance.
[03:26:11]  Even though I am a mighty black Drake, I do not have the actual inner strength of such a creature.
[03:26:18]  Okay, actually, while I address this, I will.
[03:26:22]  He is much better as a Drake dragon because you don't have to see his fucked up looking face or his dumbass haircut anymore.
[03:26:29]  Smog the raped.
[03:26:32]  I will have this just available.
[03:26:34]  I was just going to put it on the screen.
[03:26:35]  Okay.
[03:26:36]  That people aren't confused.
[03:26:38]  Although, I think it needs to be where is it?
[03:26:43]  Properties.
[03:26:45]  This is a strange thing.
[03:26:48]  This is really fucked up and weird for Destiny to say.
[03:26:52]  I don't know how to make it.
[03:26:53]  Oh, what a bitch.
[03:26:54]  What a bitch.
[03:26:55]  It actually disgusts me to hear this bitch be like, oh, this is so terrible.
[03:27:00]  I would never endorse this or cosine if I'm going to make it half my fucking screen.
[03:27:04]  It's so bitch fucking made.
[03:27:07]  What a loser.
[03:27:08]  You're going to say it, say it, full-throated buddy boy, or don't say it at all.
[03:27:14]  The imp would like to say that Dan is by far the worst of all of the staff.
[03:27:20]  Wow.
[03:27:21]  I did not know.
[03:27:22]  I did not even fathom.
[03:27:23]  I did not even dare to contemplate that Aniza Jamha could somehow get a more annoying voice, but here we are in 2026 beholding such a thing.
[03:27:31]  I hate him with all of my soul, and everything about him sucks.
[03:27:37]  He's easily the stupidest, but he pretends like he's a skeptic by humming and hawing.
[03:27:42]  But we know what you are.
[03:27:44]  You were a Hassan fan who followed his every move and then once he broke your heart by saying that you were a pussy, you went back crawling to Peto Tro and then started calling women bitches.
[03:27:58]  I will never forgive this.
[03:28:00]  The imp always remembers and will haunt your nightmares for the rest of eternity.
[03:28:05]  Dan, you are a disappointment to your family lineage.
[03:28:09]  Are you saying that he's a bad Jew?
[03:28:12]  Is she saying that Dan Saltman is a bad Jew that has disrespected his 3,000-year history lineage of Judaism?
[03:28:23]  Damn, the imp had a lot to say that time.
[03:28:26]  The imp bring out the imp, but the imp's asleep.
[03:28:31]  Wake her up then.
[03:28:34]  In my head, I think that there's that family guy skit where it's like Hitler and Eva Braun, and they're both like trying to commit to a suicide pact.
[03:28:44]  And Eva Braun's like, no, if I take it, you're not going to take it.

=== Imp Haunting Nightmares Dan (16:14) ===

[03:28:49]  Oh, you suck.
[03:28:50]  You suck.
[03:28:51]  That's how it's going to be with them.
[03:28:52]  They're going to be like committing to suicide.
[03:28:54]  And he's going to be like, please take the pill.
[03:28:55]  Please take the pill.
[03:28:57]  I'm not going to, I'm not going to do that.
[03:28:59]  I'm going to let you fucking die from cyanide poisoning, bitch.
[03:29:02]  And then I'm going to pretend to die.
[03:29:04]  And then once you're all fucking like throwing up and shit, I'm out of here.
[03:29:07]  I'm out of here, bitch.
[03:29:09]  Why is Fight Club on his wall?
[03:29:12]  Is he not like a fighter?
[03:29:14]  His entire concept of masculinity is based on the fact that he fights.
[03:29:18]  He has no other masculine features.
[03:29:21]  He's not a provider.
[03:29:22]  He's not a father.
[03:29:24]  He's not strong.
[03:29:28]  He doesn't have a backbone.
[03:29:29]  He has no principles or standards.
[03:29:32]  The only thing that he's ever done in the last 10 years of his life that could be contributed to a manly thing is fighting martial arts.
[03:29:40]  And he makes fun of the show called Fight Club.
[03:29:44]  Interesting.
[03:29:46]  He gets beat.
[03:29:47]  Yeah, that's right.
[03:29:48]  Okay.
[03:29:50]  Switching over.
[03:29:52]  I am kind of sort of almost.
[03:29:54]  I'm getting closer to being done.
[03:29:56]  I have an announcement that everyone's already heard because they already heard PPP talk about this.
[03:29:59]  Melanie Mac is getting married.
[03:30:01]  However, my question to Melanie Mac and people who may know of Melanie Mac more than I do.
[03:30:07]  What the fuck is that?
[03:30:10]  Is that black or Chinese?
[03:30:13]  It's like that meme.
[03:30:14]  It's like, is it black or Chinese?
[03:30:17]  What would he look like if he was black and if he was Chinese?
[03:30:19]  Because the one picture that's different is going to indicate to me what the fuck he is.
[03:30:23]  Okay.
[03:30:24]  He's that's Chinese.
[03:30:26]  There's no fucking way that's Chinese.
[03:30:29]  Filipino?
[03:30:30]  That's not a Filipino.
[03:30:32]  Laotian.
[03:30:33]  I could believe Cambodian.
[03:30:35]  I don't know what the fuck that is, though.
[03:30:37]  That's not Filipino.
[03:30:40]  Polynesian.
[03:30:41]  Nepalese.
[03:30:42]  Nepalese?
[03:30:44]  Nepalese.
[03:30:46]  Probably not.
[03:30:47]  I think they're paler.
[03:30:49]  If I literally, if I had to guess, I would say like Burmese.
[03:30:54]  I'm going to go with Burmese.
[03:30:56]  Okay.
[03:30:58]  Wait, I'm going to ask Claude.
[03:31:01]  Let me ask Claude.
[03:31:02]  He's Filipino for real?
[03:31:04]  Really?
[03:31:06]  He doesn't look Filipino.
[03:31:07]  Dude, he has to be half black or something.
[03:31:09]  Like, that's not a Filipino.
[03:31:10]  I lived around him.
[03:31:11]  I know what they look like.
[03:31:12]  That's not a fucking Filipino.
[03:31:13]  Wait, hold up.
[03:31:14]  You want to see some fucking Filipinos here, Chad?
[03:31:16]  That's Filipinos.
[03:31:18]  Okay, that's what they look like.
[03:31:19]  You go back over here.
[03:31:21]  What the fuck is that?
[03:31:22]  They don't look like no Filipino.
[03:31:24]  Okay.
[03:31:25]  Okay.
[03:31:27]  You've seen them on the other islands?
[03:31:28]  Oh, so he's not like, he's like a, oh, he's not from Manila.
[03:31:32]  I see what you're saying.
[03:31:33]  He's from like one of the shittier islands.
[03:31:34]  It's like war-torn by Muslim terrorism and shit.
[03:31:37]  Okay, I got you.
[03:31:40]  All right.
[03:31:41]  So next.
[03:31:43]  Patrick S. Tomlinson has published a video.
[03:31:48]  Has published a video, chat.
[03:31:51]  Let's watch this video.
[03:31:52]  Yeah.
[03:31:54]  Okay, we have a ridiculously warm day in February here in Wisconsin.
[03:31:58]  So all the snows melted.
[03:32:02]  We've stuck the battery back in to fill the tires up.
[03:32:07]  Leash the chain.
[03:32:08]  Now we just have to see if she wants to wake up.
[03:32:13]  Nine years old.
[03:32:15]  First time, every time, instantaneously.
[03:32:18]  I love this, Mike.
[03:32:20]  I forgot to mention, by the way, that Jeremy Hambley only keeps Melanie Mac around because he wants to fuck her.
[03:32:28]  And now that she's married to like a Filipino, there's a good chance he's going to get fired very soon because he has no use for her anymore.
[03:32:36]  But then again, I don't know.
[03:32:36]  Hannah Claire is married and has kids and he still strings her along for his sick fucking amusement.
[03:32:41]  Anyways, Patrick Tomlinson is very, very fat in this picture and very old, can I say?
[03:32:47]  But let's be real here, chat.
[03:32:50]  He does have a sick motorcycle.
[03:32:53]  So Patrick Tomlinson is cool enough to have a sick fucking motorcycle.
[03:33:00]  And honestly, that just ranks him up a couple points in the coolness factor.
[03:33:05]  Let's be real.
[03:33:06]  And there are certain other people out there who are too bitch made, too bitch made with 100% bitch in their blood to ever buy a motorcycle.
[03:33:20]  Just saying, it's pretty dire out there for certain cool, quote-unquote, cool people who don't have a motorcycle.
[03:33:28]  Okay, this is the rest.
[03:33:29]  Patrick says, I'm not breathing.
[03:33:31]  I'm not breathing hard at all, Stalker, but I can hear him.
[03:33:36]  Okay, we have a ridiculously warm day in February here in Wisconsin.
[03:33:40]  So all the snows melted.
[03:33:44]  Not breathing hard at all, chat.
[03:33:47]  Not gasping for air.
[03:33:48]  I'm not out of breath, Stalker.
[03:33:50]  This is how you chose your life.
[03:33:54]  Enjoy prison.
[03:33:58]  Guilty.
[03:33:59]  That nigga said my nigga Patrick Tomlinson was out of breath when I was a matter of fact.
[03:34:04]  It was just so cold outside that he was gasping for air and shit.
[03:34:07]  Lock that nigga up for life.
[03:34:11]  Okay.
[03:34:13]  This is doing this, creating nothing, Bianca, nothing, just a diseased animal dying in a cage.
[03:34:22]  Enjoy prison.
[03:34:24]  No, Stalker, nothing's happened.
[03:34:26]  I chose to store it myself because it's right in the back and available on fluke nice days like today and tomorrow.
[03:34:35]  So I can ride it without having to schedule two weeks ahead of time.
[03:34:39]  This is why your life is already over.
[03:34:42]  There are no sissy strips on my tires, Stalker.
[03:34:46]  You have never ridden a motorcycle in your life because you are a scared little coward like someone else we all know, Chad, someone else too afraid to ride a motorcycle.
[03:34:54]  My wife is right upstairs.
[03:34:56]  We had a wonderful night where the rest of your life is doomed to be spent rotting in a cage.
[03:35:01]  Enjoy prison.
[03:35:05]  You're going to spend the rest of your Valentine's Day in a cage like a diseased animal.
[03:35:11]  Enjoy prison.
[03:35:12]  This is who they want running our government.
[03:35:16]  Patrick Tomlinson thinks that he should sit on the board of like the penal divisions of the United States and make calls about who gets to be free and who doesn't.
[03:35:25]  Chat okay.
[03:35:30]  Next.
[03:35:31]  Rambot is dying.
[03:35:33]  Rambot says, hey, he's got Charlie.
[03:35:37]  I made a reference to Charlie the cat like a couple streams ago.
[03:35:40]  For some reason, Rambot has Charlie as his mascot, right?
[03:35:45]  Is that Charlie?
[03:35:46]  I don't know.
[03:35:46]  Rambot says, okay, folks, here is the skinny.
[03:35:49]  I underwent a class for hemorrhage.
[03:35:51]  That's bad.
[03:35:52]  I can't discuss details anytime soon, if ever, is that might weaken legal action?
[03:36:00]  I likely will be discharged from the hospital early next week.
[03:36:03]  Thanks for all the concerns and DMs not ignoring you just tired.
[03:36:08]  Holy smokes, I go get a liter of internal bleeding sucked out of me and I look less like shit than Michael Tracy defending Epstein for five minutes.
[03:36:19]  Turns out vomiting until there's blood in it is pretty serious.
[03:36:22]  Hospital emissions serious.
[03:36:24]  No show today.
[03:36:25]  Still ill.
[03:36:26]  Sorry.
[03:36:27]  Not feeling the best, so I don't stream today.
[03:36:30]  I hope you all have a great Valentine's.
[03:36:32]  Bro, if you think that's bad, calling off streams for like shit like that.
[03:36:37]  Imagine how bad it is to be coming down off of a caffeine addiction.
[03:36:41]  That's fucking bad.
[03:36:42]  You want to know what serious looks like, motherfucker?
[03:36:44]  That's what that looks like.
[03:36:45]  So good news.
[03:36:47]  He will learn nothing and he will die.
[03:36:49]  Hypergalactic Sisyphon of 4 says, stop drinking.
[03:36:54]  Rambot says, stop doing whatever bad habit you have unrelated to something bad happening to you.
[03:36:59]  Hypergalactic says, unrelated my ass.
[03:37:02]  That was likely an esophageal hemorrhage.
[03:37:04]  Admit it.
[03:37:05]  Even if not, drinking the way you do isn't helping.
[03:37:08]  Rambot says, anyway, so what bad habit have you given up?
[03:37:12]  And then hypergalactic says, smoking, drinking, getting rid of that made literally everything better.
[03:37:16]  And he says, good.
[03:37:17]  That frees you up for your true Belgian hobby, being insufferable.
[03:37:22]  It's kind of interesting how these people are like, yeah, I'm dying.
[03:37:26]  And like, okay, stop smoking.
[03:37:28]  Stop drinking.
[03:37:29]  They're like, no, I'm dying.
[03:37:32]  Okay.
[03:37:33]  Cool.
[03:37:34]  Then finally, finally, we get to Ethan Ralph, who may be too uncool to ever ride a motorcycle in his fucking life as he dies rotting in a cage like a diseased animal.
[03:37:47]  Let's see.
[03:37:48]  I think this is Ralph debasing himself for the black whore again.
[03:37:54]  So they gave me a hell yeah.
[03:37:55]  And then they a human inhaler and they gave me some shit for my me.
[03:37:59]  Like I did all that yesterday and I came back.
[03:38:03]  And yeah, I was a little frosty.
[03:38:04]  I ain't gonna lie.
[03:38:05]  I don't have to lie, dude.
[03:38:06]  Who gives a fuck?
[03:38:07]  I'll do whatever fucking drug I want to do.
[03:38:10]  And if you don't fucking like it, fucking suck my big fat white cock.
[03:38:15]  You don't like, you don't like what's going on?
[03:38:17]  Are Ralph fucked up?
[03:38:18]  Ralph fucked up.
[03:38:19]  You know what?
[03:38:19]  Your mom's fucked up when she sucked my fucking dick.
[03:38:22]  I don't give a fuck.
[03:38:24]  All you holier than thou motherfuckers who are on 18 goddamn prescriptions at the same fucking time, you don't tell me shit.
[03:38:32]  None of you cock sucking motherfuckers tell me a goddamn fucking thing.
[03:38:37]  I want you all to die.
[03:38:39]  I hope you die and I hope you die slow.
[03:38:45]  So, yeah, I fell asleep.
[03:38:47]  Whatever.
[03:38:47]  I started getting too fucked up and I just went and laid down and fell asleep.
[03:38:52]  They're like, oh, Raoul Pillstream.
[03:38:53]  Ralph Pillstream.
[03:38:54]  You know what?
[03:38:54]  They don't say AF watch Pillstream.
[03:38:57]  They don't say Raphael Mania Pillstream.
[03:39:00]  They don't say anything about any of you motherfuckers because you live in absolute fucking decrepit conditions.
[03:39:08]  You're going to die in ignominy.
[03:39:10]  And when I die, they'll be talking about me for years.
[03:39:14]  Ignominy?
[03:39:15]  Ignominy.
[03:39:16]  That's a fun word, bro.
[03:39:18]  I mean, yeah, we are going to be talking about you for years because me and PPP are going to put together a docu series and we're going to sell it to Netflix for $10 trillion fucking dollars.
[03:39:25]  Years and years and years and years and they won't talk about you and your funeral will be attended by a penance.
[03:39:33]  It will be an absolute disgrace.
[03:39:38]  So, fuck all you cocksucking motherfuckers, period.
[03:39:43]  Merch included.
[03:39:45]  You think your fat whore is gonna be there at your funeral?
[03:39:48]  Are you kidding me?
[03:39:49]  She'll be blowing some fucking side the back.
[03:39:52]  Fuck all you motherfuckers.
[03:39:55]  Um, like somebody else we know, buddy boy.
[03:39:59]  Like, far be it from me to chastise anyone for dropping an M-bomb, but I'm pretty sure that you have some other projection going on with that accusation.
[03:40:14]  I'm riding over you.
[03:40:26]  Takes me back, buddies.
[03:40:28]  Takes me back, buddy boys.
[03:40:30]  Back to the good old days with a horse being beaten on the rag.
[03:40:35]  Where's my beaten horse for this stream, huh?
[03:40:37]  There's no horse to beat.
[03:40:40]  Every you can get charged to live again.
[03:40:42]  Jesus, wait.
[03:40:43]  Somebody just asked, speaking of black horrors.
[03:40:46]  Are you my girlfriend?
[03:40:47]  Somebody in chat said the adapter and get the cord.
[03:40:50]  Somebody chat said, Are you my girlfriend?
[03:40:52]  $10 is this funny.
[03:40:54]  Okay, so Ralph is like really fucked up, and she's also really fucked up.
[03:40:58]  And she's completely ignoring him and asking somebody else in that room to get her a phone charger.
[03:41:04]  And Ralph appears to be proposing to her that they go study, and she keeps pretending not to hear him.
[03:41:09]  They said, Are you my girlfriend?
[03:41:12]  I don't penguin.
[03:41:14]  Is all talk sent three dollars?
[03:41:17]  Drive the haters crazy.
[03:41:19]  Both of you fly to my hat, let's go.
[03:41:23]  Literally, Scarlett.
[03:41:26]  Let's go now.
[03:41:28]  I'll fly into the U.S. I'll fly into the U.S.
[03:41:30]  No, I don't want you to go to the U.S. I'll go leave the country.
[03:41:33]  Okay, we'll come back.
[03:41:34]  I like being on U.S. soil, of course.
[03:41:36]  God damn it.
[03:41:37]  I'll fucking have connections here.
[03:41:40]  It doesn't matter.
[03:41:41]  Like, you'll be fine.
[03:41:41]  I know.
[03:41:42]  It doesn't matter.
[03:41:43]  Yeah.
[03:41:44]  I actually know if you're not going to go with me when they came into the building.
[03:41:48]  Yeah, I know.
[03:41:49]  Join the building.
[03:41:50]  So it's like, if I leave my apartment right now, buddy, you might have to go get a motorcycle if you want to get there fast enough to get mommy Scarlet.
[03:42:01]  Here we have a nice picture of Ethan Ralph balding.
[03:42:04]  He appears to have no hair.
[03:42:06]  Very interesting.
[03:42:08]  I don't know what this is.
[03:42:09]  I think this is him sleeping.
[03:42:11]  Oh, God.
[03:42:12]  The way that the black shadows started blocking out the green screen was like really creepy.
[03:42:17]  It's like the fucking Babadook is coming into frame or something.
[03:42:22]  Wait, he's turning off the camera after he wakes up from his pill stream.
[03:42:26]  Okay.
[03:42:28]  Let's see.
[03:42:29]  Fanny Scum, who has a lovely reference to the greasy stranglers, his avatar says.
[03:42:34]  I was randomly watching when that happened and grabbed a couple of screenshots of myself.
[03:42:37]  This is his search history being shown on screen again.
[03:42:41]  So MKE and Merch gets nuts.
[03:42:44]  He's watching Merch for some reason.
[03:42:46]  Killstream Overnight, Power Chat.
[03:42:50]  Denewment.
[03:42:52]  What the fuck is a denewment?
[03:42:55]  Denewment.
[03:42:57]  The final part of a play, movie, or narrative in which the strands of the plot are drawn together and are explained and resolved.
[03:43:06]  As he's planning his denuvement, he's going to figure out some way to have an epic send-off.
[03:43:14]  Okay, then we have a Proton Mail account for L-O-L-O-L-O L.
[03:43:19]  And then like 10 L's after that, which I'm assuming he's using to sign up to shit.
[03:43:23]  He doesn't want to link back to him.
[03:43:25]  Restream and then V successful payment VIP likes back on the fucking search menu.
[03:43:33]  Dirty deeds done dirt cheap anti-woman songs, anti-woman.
[03:43:40]  This motherfucker is really on Twitter or on Google searching anti-woman songs.
[03:43:49]  Wow.
[03:43:50]  What's the most anti-woman song you can think of, chat?
[03:43:54]  There's a couple really creepy ones from the 70s.
[03:43:58]  I want to say that there was a there's like a song that like glorified, like made like slavery into like a sex thing.
[03:44:06]  Like it's a song about a black woman that's a slave.
[03:44:08]  It's like gonna make her a sex slave.
[03:44:11]  I know that the if you've ever seen the music video to um tainted love, that is a creepy fucking video.
[03:44:19]  I'll show you, motherfucker.
[03:44:22]  Is it what they did back in the 80s and 70s?
[03:44:24]  He's like trying to propose to like a little girl.
[03:44:27]  It was like the like she's like six and the entire song is about tainted love and he's like trying to court her in this court.
[03:44:33]  It's like a really fucking weird by Soft Cell.
[03:44:37]  It's a really fucking weird music video.
[03:44:41]  John Lennon, Women is the Neighbor of the World.
[03:44:44]  That song is one of the most pro-woman songs ever, though.
[03:44:48]  Lola.
[03:44:49]  Yeah.
[03:44:49]  No, Lola is an anti-trans song.
[03:44:53]  It's not a woman hate song.
[03:44:58]  The singer of Lola made anti-trans comments at a concert.
[03:45:01]  That's fucking awesome.

=== Soft Cell Weird Music Video (15:37) ===

[03:45:03]  Scott Pilgrim versus the World by Negative XP is probably a good contender for like actual relevant impact to the male psyche in regards to like femoid relations in 2026.
[03:45:15]  Like that's probably a high contender.
[03:45:18]  Next.
[03:45:19]  Ralph does not bot.
[03:45:20]  He says, as his history literally says that he bought.
[03:45:23]  Oh, wait, there's one more.
[03:45:25]  Successful payment from VIP likes.
[03:45:27]  Merch on YouTube.
[03:45:28]  Little Wayne.
[03:45:29]  I don't sleep.
[03:45:30]  Chris Brown loyal.
[03:45:32]  And then somehow 82,000 unread emails and EthanRalph at rocketnail.com.
[03:45:37]  Oh, he fell asleep.
[03:45:39]  Oh, he's buying bots.
[03:45:40]  First off, I'm not buying bots, but we'll get to that in a minute.
[03:45:45]  I talked about on this show.
[03:45:47]  If you watch this show with any regular regularity, excuse me.
[03:45:55]  Like, I'll see, you know, there'll be like three or four thousand.
[03:45:59]  And obviously, I've had, I've had 10,000 people watching my show, but like I'm sitting there saying this is obviously not real.
[03:46:09]  Yeah, I did do some research into just how the fuck the whole botting thing works.
[03:46:16]  I will say this: I don't bot, but I might have done a little bit of research, made a couple payments to investigate the situation, but I definitely don't do it.
[03:46:27]  But almost every single streamer is botting.
[03:46:31]  So if you think that's some type of fucking own, you're a fucking moron.
[03:46:36]  Like literally.
[03:46:37]  So, chat, are you real?
[03:46:40]  Press one in chat.
[03:46:41]  If you're a bot, press it right now, chat.
[03:46:45]  Let's see.
[03:46:45]  Then he does notice a lack of engagement from his 200 viewers.
[03:46:49]  Chat, what?
[03:46:50]  Look at all those bots.
[03:46:51]  All those fucking robots.
[03:46:52]  Thank you, people who press zero, who are real.
[03:46:56]  What the fuck?
[03:46:58]  I know it's 30.
[03:47:01]  Jesus.
[03:47:04]  Wind stream.
[03:47:07]  That's a good callback.
[03:47:11]  Hit like.
[03:47:16]  Fuck.
[03:47:19]  Okay.
[03:47:20]  Begging for likes.
[03:47:21]  Okay.
[03:47:23]  This is Ralph waking up from a super.
[03:47:24]  I think.
[03:47:25]  Is this where the uh no, this isn't where he's bald?
[03:47:28]  So sleepy.
[03:47:30]  So sleepy.
[03:47:32]  Uh, you got some grandpa sunglasses out, okay.
[03:47:37]  So quiet time today, and I don't think I said it, dude.
[03:47:40]  He is looking rough, man.
[03:47:43]  His skin is what's like the what's like the word supple.
[03:47:50]  That's like when your skin's like bouncing, right?
[03:47:52]  Where you can press it and like bounces back in.
[03:47:55]  That's the opposite of supple, or like your skin gets dinted just from wearing sunglasses.
[03:48:01]  His like sanguine, lowest acidicity, ghoul mags, taught.
[03:48:08]  That's pretty good.
[03:48:09]  Taught, taught, edematus, edematus.
[03:48:15]  That's probably the technical term, I would imagine, for when your skin's fucked up from your alcohol addiction.
[03:48:21]  Uh, but that doesn't stop the rage pick, of course.
[03:48:24]  Uh, after getting brushed off for his attempt to court and rendezvous with her, he decides, fuck it, let's just put our balls on the table.
[03:48:32]  Ethan Ralph says, I'm training Scarlett Hampton.
[03:48:36]  She has to prove she's a reformed porn star over the next three to four weeks.
[03:48:41]  If she succeeds, passes, I will.
[03:48:44]  Let me reread this in the right voice.
[03:48:47]  I'm training Scarlett Hampton.
[03:48:49]  She has to prove she's a reformed porn star over the next three to four weeks.
[03:48:54]  If she passes, I will be impregnating her.
[03:48:58]  Also, we're gonna set up her streams, Discord, etc.
[03:49:02]  This weekend.
[03:49:03]  Sis the show for the kill show.
[03:49:05]  This dumb motherfucker thinks that an aged black whore is gonna set up a fucking stream.
[03:49:13]  And as a drugged-out cocksucker, she's gonna go up there and cultivate an audience on a sister show.
[03:49:22]  Like, what a fucking nightmare this guy's life is.
[03:49:26]  And then he thinks he's gonna impregnate her.
[03:49:28]  Bro, your swimmers are fucking dunked in the alcohol.
[03:49:31]  They're not swimming no more.
[03:49:33]  It's over.
[03:49:35]  Loli Kiwi Merchant provided a very informative post where he says, There is a Scarlet porn video where she gets fucked by two gay guys while they eat each other's assholes and suck each other off.
[03:49:47]  She has AIDS for sure, and Ralph wants to kiss her on the mouth and taste it.
[03:49:52]  Very informative.
[03:49:53]  Thank you.
[03:49:54]  Ralph also posted, or sorry, other people posted this.
[03:49:57]  What is this?
[03:49:58]  Oh, okay.
[03:49:59]  So in Mexico, there's a situation.
[03:50:01]  The Mexican army has taken out somebody called El Mincho, who is the head of one of the cartels.
[03:50:10]  Very serious guy, now dead.
[03:50:12]  The situation is spiraling out of control in Mexico.
[03:50:15]  They're just taking guns and shooting people in hospitals and stuff in retaliation.
[03:50:20]  Pretty fucking nightmare situation.
[03:50:22]  So, of course, the fucking gay logs decide that they're going to go onto Twitter and put out dumb shit to try and get Ralph killed by the cartels because that's funny, I guess.
[03:50:32]  Merch reposted this J Caesar 187 Graper cult of New Woo, the VHS archive.
[03:50:41]  Congratulations on the Ralph Retort, whose continued information from Merida, Mexico is helping U.S. and Mexican law enforcement fight cartels and directly helping stop El Mincho today.
[03:50:52]  Very funny.
[03:50:53]  Excellent.
[03:50:54]  Okay.
[03:50:54]  More of this shit.
[03:50:55]  RDS RF.
[03:50:56]  Hearing reports that Nimizo.
[03:50:59]  Dude, these guys are so not fucking funny.
[03:51:00]  I can't pronounce this fucking bullshit.
[03:51:03]  Yeah, let's.
[03:51:03]  It's like the Amberlynn people.
[03:51:05]  Yeah, let's get her kicked out of shit just you can only stream from home.
[03:51:08]  Why the fuck would you want that?
[03:51:09]  Why would you want somebody?
[03:51:10]  Why would you want her to not go out and do crazy shit like drive down the fucking road?
[03:51:14]  Why would you want Ralph to die?
[03:51:17]  Just retarded.
[03:51:19]  All right.
[03:51:19]  I think that's it.
[03:51:20]  I think we might proceed directly to the Reddit segment.
[03:51:23]  Unless, wait, hold up.
[03:51:25]  Hold up here.
[03:51:26]  Checking my notes here.
[03:51:28]  Ah, chat.
[03:51:29]  45-minute bossman Jack segment.
[03:51:31]  Of course.
[03:51:32]  How can I forget?
[03:51:33]  How can I forget?
[03:51:34]  45 minutes, Bossman Jack.
[03:51:36]  So here we go.
[03:51:37]  Nah, but blood out.
[03:51:39]  Oh, at that age, I'm like, cool on.
[03:51:42]  Yeah, me too.
[03:51:43]  I'm 30.
[03:51:44]  My body feels old.
[03:51:45]  I'll be feeling tired getting out of bed and shit.
[03:51:50]  Tired?
[03:51:51]  Okay.
[03:51:51]  So, Bossman Jack is like 30, I think, and he's tired getting out of bed.
[03:51:56]  Now, he does crack.
[03:51:57]  He's been to jail multiple times.
[03:52:00]  He stays up for multiple days in a row to gamble.
[03:52:03]  He has no money, no future, no prospects, no girlfriend.
[03:52:06]  There's literally nothing going on for this guy at all, except for his shuffle sponsorship.
[03:52:11]  Why do you think he thinks he feels tired?
[03:52:15]  Oh, body beasts be feeling old.
[03:52:18]  Oh, you the skateboarding caught up with me.
[03:52:22]  Wait, let's replay that.
[03:52:24]  Oh, you the skateboarding caught up with me.
[03:52:26]  All those years of skateboarding have caught up with him.
[03:52:30]  All those years of grinding and skating have finally caught up to our man, and he's feeling it in his bones.
[03:52:41]  Now, this is a cleaned up argument between boss and his dad, cleaned up by Agartha Crack.
[03:52:48]  Awesome, awesome poster.
[03:52:51]  The audio had shitty jungle beats, and you could barely hear him, but he's cleaned it up for us.
[03:53:01]  What are you doing?
[03:53:02]  I'm not judging you today, you're trying to fuck with me, you're trying to fuck with me, I'm doing another thing, leave me alone, leave me alone.
[03:53:12]  Look at you all!
[03:53:13]  I found you!
[03:53:15]  Yo!
[03:53:16]  What are you?
[03:53:17]  Flora?
[03:53:19]  Flora!
[03:53:20]  What do you sound like?
[03:53:21]  No, I'm not!
[03:53:22]  I'm doing my own thing.
[03:53:23]  You're trying to fuck with me.
[03:53:29]  Damn, that dude.
[03:53:30]  So wrong with him, bro.
[03:53:32]  Nice little domestic sesh.
[03:53:37]  If he gets into a domestic with his father, he's completely fucked, by the way.
[03:53:41]  He basically has the capacity to throw him away in jail for like 20 years at any time.
[03:53:49]  Here's him having a nice little rage sash with Noah.
[03:53:53]  Niggardly Noah, as we like to call him, is the owner of Shuffle.
[03:53:57]  Niggardly Noah is giving boss man Jack $1,000 every eight hours, which means that he makes in a day $4,000, which means that in a week, he makes $20,000, $21,000, which means that in a month he makes $84,000, which means that in a year, he would theoretically be making a million dollars.
[03:54:19]  Okay.
[03:54:20]  But unfortunately, all that money goes right back to niggardly Noah, and he doesn't cash any of it out, except to buy crack, apparently.
[03:54:30]  So we're going to have a nice little sash.
[03:54:32]  I think this is the game.
[03:54:33]  If this is the game, I think.
[03:54:34]  Oh, it is.
[03:54:35]  So this game right here, $20,000 chicken run.
[03:54:38]  I don't know how to describe this besides it's like there's a chicken.
[03:54:42]  It tries to cross the road and it dies.
[03:54:46]  Bossman Jack is going to gamble all of his money away on a chicken game.
[03:54:51]  And it's really, really funny.
[03:54:54]  Fucking bullshit game is every time.
[03:54:57]  I get all my money.
[03:54:59]  The reason why my money's all gone.
[03:55:03]  Fucking time.
[03:55:05]  Oh my god, bro.
[03:55:06]  I almost just hit that.
[03:55:07]  I'm a fucking retard.
[03:55:09]  Oh my God, bro. I fucking hate my life, bro.
[03:55:18]  Man, I'm down over 50K on shuffle this month, bro.
[03:55:22]  What's up with that picture?
[03:55:24]  That's fucking dumb as shit.
[03:55:25]  I should not be losing $50,000 when I'm streaming.
[03:55:29]  Hey, whatever.
[03:55:31]  Just keep kind of implying he hopes that niggardly Noah would tilt the odds in his favor while he streams, but he doesn't outright say that.
[03:55:40]  Saying nothing and just acting like you're not letting me win, man.
[03:55:42]  That's completely how you want to play it.
[03:55:44]  That's how we play it, man.
[03:55:45]  I want that Honda Civic in two months, bro.
[03:55:48]  I want that Honda Civic, bro.
[03:55:49]  You're going to make plenty of money off of me.
[03:55:51]  You're already making plenty of money off me.
[03:55:53]  I know my value, bro.
[03:55:55]  This is getting ridiculous now, dude.
[03:56:00]  Still cannot win.
[03:56:01]  Yo.
[03:56:03]  I cannot win.
[03:56:05]  Like, like, you have it.
[03:56:16]  He's now texting niggardly Noah to ask what the fuck's going on and why he isn't winning.
[03:56:23]  Damn, man, was the 150k last summer not enough?
[03:56:26]  Was 150k last summer not enough for you, bro?
[03:56:30]  You really need too much of bullshit, bro No, dude, I only want 30.
[03:56:42]  I just lost, like, I'm good, bro.
[03:56:44]  I just lost two.
[03:56:45]  Man, dude, fuck this bullshit, dude.
[03:56:50]  It's wrong, bro.
[03:56:51]  It's wrong.
[03:56:52]  I lose everything every time, dude.
[03:56:56]  Like, what are the odds of that, bro?
[03:56:58]  How do I get the...
[03:57:00]  Is it really necessary for Sublime to put in their drummer's ass crack into What I Got's music video?
[03:57:07]  Is that really necessary?
[03:57:13]  I get fucking wrecked on the shuffle originals every fucking time.
[03:57:17]  I mean, every time.
[03:57:19]  I mean, it happens every fucking time, dude.
[03:57:21]  When are they going to let me win on the originals, bro?
[03:57:33]  Yeah, whatever, dude.
[03:57:35]  I love this song, by the way.
[03:57:37]  I love the song.
[03:57:38]  It's one of the best.
[03:57:39]  So 90.
[03:57:42]  Early 2000s.
[03:57:43]  Damn, dog.
[03:57:44]  $50,000 this month, dude.
[03:57:46]  That's not enough for you?
[03:57:47]  You need more.
[03:57:49]  Nice, Noah.
[03:57:50]  Nice, man.
[03:57:50]  Yeah.
[03:57:51]  You always act like you're looking out for me, but you take everything back every time.
[03:57:54]  $50,000 in a month, bro.
[03:57:56]  That's fucking insane.
[03:57:57]  That's so greedy, bro.
[03:57:59]  Like, where the fuck is my cut, dude?
[03:58:01]  I want a revenue split or something.
[03:58:03]  This is fucking ridiculous.
[03:58:04]  He can literally withdraw the money.
[03:58:07]  Like, if he just took the money out and not gambled it, he could make money from this.
[03:58:13]  I suppose at some point, niggardly Noah would tell him, like, bro, you can't take out a quarter of what I'm giving you because that's like a ton of fucking money.
[03:58:21]  But, you know, we can do like $500 a day or something.
[03:58:25]  Something like that.
[03:58:26]  But like, he just doesn't.
[03:58:29]  This is fucking retarded.
[03:58:30]  He tried to withdraw $40K earlier and he wasn't allowed to.
[03:58:35]  What do you mean?
[03:58:35]  Was there, like, an error?
[03:58:37]  What was the – did it just say, like, contact support?
[03:58:40]  You can't withdraw your fucking money?
[03:58:42]  Really?
[03:58:43]  Find me a clip of that.
[03:58:45]  I'm advertising this for no reason, bro.
[03:58:47]  I'm getting, I'm so valuable, dude.
[03:58:50]  I'm not getting treated like so.
[03:58:52]  Nah, I wouldn't say so, dude.
[03:58:54]  It's fucking stupid.
[03:58:55]  I'm about to have rainbow, bro.
[03:58:57]  Fucking retarded, bro.
[03:58:58]  They gonna let me never win.
[03:59:00]  I'm not gonna play on here, dude.
[03:59:01]  I cannot win on the site, dude.
[03:59:03]  I cannot fucking win on shuffle, dude.
[03:59:06]  I cannot win on shuffle ever.
[03:59:08]  Ever, bro.
[03:59:09]  What's this live blackjack, bro?
[03:59:19]  I cannot believe!
[03:59:20]  I just lose it all.
[03:59:21]  I look at retard.
[03:59:22]  Name's man enough purpose, bro.
[03:59:24]  I think he's doing on purpose.
[03:59:26]  He just had issues putting in the email code and couldn't wait a few minutes until their authentication server recovered.
[03:59:32]  Support told him it was a site-wide error.
[03:59:34]  I don't really care what y'all think.
[03:59:36]  They knew.
[03:59:37]  If they just deny him payout for five minutes, that money's fucking gone.
[03:59:42]  I don't know if I can do the entire 11-minute rise and fall video, buds.
[03:59:46]  I don't know if I can do it.
[03:59:49]  It's 11 minutes, bro.
[03:59:51]  Should I do a let's do a poll?
[03:59:53]  Should I sit through the entire 11-minute boss man segment?
[03:59:56]  If it's not like a two-thirds majority, okay, I cannot do it.
[04:00:00]  For us, okay.
[04:00:01]  How do I do a poll?
[04:00:03]  Do they not have polls on fucking on kick?
[04:00:08]  That mod action?
[04:00:09]  Is there seriously not polls on kick yet?
[04:00:13]  Poll?
[04:00:14]  Oh, okay.
[04:00:15]  There we go.
[04:00:15]  Wow, that's a really obtuse way to have that work.
[04:00:18]  Watch the entire BMJ video.
[04:00:21]  Question mark, yes, no.
[04:00:23]  Okay, you have 30 seconds once this goes live.
[04:00:26]  I'm gonna queue it up.
[04:00:27]  I'm gonna queue it up on Rumble as well.
[04:00:29]  Because the way that it works on Rumble is also fucking stupid.
[04:00:33]  There's a poll on Rumble, right?
[04:00:36]  Does Rumble also not have like some obtuse way to no?
[04:00:40]  There's no fucking polls on Rumble.

=== Kick Stream Poll Voting (12:28) ===

[04:00:41]  God fuck.
[04:00:43]  Okay, sorry.
[04:00:44]  I can only do it on kick.
[04:00:45]  I apologize.
[04:00:47]  There is where?
[04:00:50]  Rumble definitely has polls.
[04:00:52]  I see money, gift.
[04:00:55]  I made my own like live poll thing.
[04:00:57]  Okay, fine.
[04:00:58]  We'll do it the old-fashioned way, okay?
[04:01:00]  You have to do exclamation point vote one or two.
[04:01:05]  Let's see.
[04:01:06]  I can remember my own poll system here, real quick.
[04:01:09]  I may not be able to remember how to do it.
[04:01:10]  It's been so long.
[04:01:12]  Watch BMJ stream video.
[04:01:15]  One, two, great poll.
[04:01:18]  That work it did not work.
[04:01:21]  Okay, great.
[04:01:22]  Okay, fuck it.
[04:01:22]  We're just going to do the thing on kick.
[04:01:24]  I apologize.
[04:01:26]  I apologize.
[04:01:30]  Okay.
[04:01:32]  All right.
[04:01:33]  Sorry, I lied.
[04:01:34]  It is just going to be you.
[04:01:35]  The thing I wrote.
[04:01:36]  I have to fix that.
[04:01:37]  Let me put make a note to myself to fix the fucking polling.
[04:01:41]  I'll actually leave a profile post on myself.
[04:01:44]  So I remember.
[04:01:45]  Fix polls.
[04:01:48]  Okay.
[04:01:50]  This is 55 against 11 right now.
[04:01:53]  If you're no, you better like open up kick and you better fucking vote in that shit because it's looking pretty dire.
[04:02:00]  Okay.
[04:02:00]  It's looking pretty dire for the anti-Bossman people.
[04:02:04]  Well, like that's it then.
[04:02:07]  Okay.
[04:02:09]  Let's see.
[04:02:11]  Good afternoon.
[04:02:12]  I'm running really low on sleep, so just bear with me.
[04:02:14]  He's running low on sleep, chat.
[04:02:15]  Can you guess why?
[04:02:20]  We're not pausing this, by the way.
[04:02:21]  We're just going.
[04:02:23]  Not yet.
[04:02:24]  We're getting harder slows.
[04:02:29]  Just took a shower.
[04:02:30]  That's what took me so long.
[04:02:35]  I'll play a little chicken.
[04:02:37]  Medium mode, maybe.
[04:02:38]  $10.
[04:02:43]  Our 10-year.
[04:02:47]  40.
[04:02:48]  Come on, oh my god I'm catching that.
[04:02:59]  Cash that.
[04:03:00]  Let's go, bro.
[04:03:01]  Chicken is paid, bro.
[04:03:03]  Chicken paid.
[04:03:05]  Oh, this is the video that I wanted to talk about with, like, the, this is the run-up.
[04:03:08]  watched this live.
[04:03:09]  This is the...
[04:03:10]  Oh, fuck it.
[04:03:10]  I paused.
[04:03:11]  This is the run-up with the chicken thing.
[04:03:12]  The chicken's awesome.
[04:03:13]  Him losing his shit to the chicken.
[04:03:15]  It's very funny.
[04:03:15]  $40, time six.
[04:03:17]  Let's go.
[04:03:20]  40 years to 160.
[04:03:31]  Is very healthy in this clip Oh, let's go.
[04:03:34]  Holy fuck, bro.
[04:03:35]  I'm out.
[04:03:36]  That was too much for my nerves, bro.
[04:03:38]  God damn.
[04:03:39]  The big ones hit finally, dude.
[04:03:41]  Let's go.
[04:03:42]  They hit finally.
[04:03:43]  Always miss, bro.
[04:03:44]  Let's go.
[04:03:45]  Finally worked out.
[04:03:46]  We're up 600 bucks already, guys.
[04:03:50]  I might do a little giveaway for you guys, too.
[04:03:51]  Let's see.
[04:03:54]  Yo, Vesta.
[04:03:58]  Valley featuring Chief Keith by Young Chop.
[04:04:03]  This shit, by the way, if you ever plug in like a playlist based off one of these songs that he listens to, rap music, especially right now, is some of the worst shit I have ever fucking heard.
[04:04:15]  The worst song I have ever seriously heard is Don't Be Mean to Me by some white rapper or whatever the fuck.
[04:04:23]  I don't know what the fuck the genre that is, but it's like Don't Be Mean to Me or something by some fucking white guy.
[04:04:29]  I forgot, but it is fucking bad.
[04:04:39]  Fly like an eagle.
[04:04:41]  No, that's that one song.
[04:04:42]  Fly like a bird and let it fly away.
[04:04:46]  I don't know what my home is.
[04:04:50]  I can't think of anything.
[04:04:54]  I don't worry about that.
[04:04:56]  All right, let's go back to chicken, dude.
[04:04:59]  $66 on hard might hit.
[04:05:02]  You got a little 80 there.
[04:05:04]  A little 117.
[04:05:06]  A little 162.
[04:05:09]  Oh, shitty.
[04:05:10]  Titballs.
[04:05:11]  Yo, yes, dude.
[04:05:14]  Shitty titballs.
[04:05:16]  When he said that, I couldn't believe it.
[04:05:18]  What do you mean, shitty titballs?
[04:05:19]  What the fuck is that?
[04:05:21]  Let's make 850 bucks real quick into the future.
[04:05:27]  How about some slot buys?
[04:05:31]  Big bamboo bye.
[04:05:36]  I'll do some sleep.
[04:05:38]  Semen is me.
[04:05:40]  Is mid.
[04:05:41]  No, not that semen.
[04:05:43]  I think the big buy on this one.
[04:05:45]  That semen's not mid.
[04:05:46]  That semen's great.
[04:05:52]  I'm confused.
[04:05:54]  Boss can't figure out the betting system on this fucking slot machine.
[04:05:57]  These slots, by the way, I looked at them.
[04:05:59]  I'm 100% convinced that their systems are like intentionally hard to figure out.
[04:06:05]  These are the bonuses?
[04:06:07]  Like, you're not supposed to know what the fuck any of this means.
[04:06:09]  Like, he doesn't ever know what the hell is going on in his slots.
[04:06:12]  And I guarantee you that's part of the design.
[04:06:13]  Like, to make it so you have no idea if you're winning or losing.
[04:06:17]  Because there's no way.
[04:06:18]  Like, there's no way you can figure out what the fuck is going on with these.
[04:06:21]  Like, what's happening on the screen?
[04:06:22]  What's going on?
[04:06:23]  Oh, we got a cool one, bro.
[04:06:25]  I think we got the super, dude.
[04:06:26]  I think so.
[04:06:28]  I think we got the super, dude, did we?
[04:06:29]  Go, let's go.
[04:06:31]  Gold money, baby.
[04:06:33]  Here we go.
[04:06:33]  Gold money.
[04:06:36]  As opposed to silver money.
[04:06:38]  The real money.
[04:06:40]  Holy shit.
[04:06:40]  Bamboo.
[04:06:41]  Yo.
[04:06:43]  Monkey.
[04:06:43]  I think somehow.
[04:06:45]  Yay.
[04:06:46]  Take it.
[04:06:50]  To the fuse.
[04:06:51]  It's doing something here.
[04:06:53]  It's doing something.
[04:06:55]  I don't know what the fuck any of this means, but it's going.
[04:06:59]  Into the film.
[04:07:02]  I need a new song.
[04:07:06]  Yeah, this is a good one.
[04:07:08]  You cut the legs off.
[04:07:10]  Okay.
[04:07:10]  He's doing the slots, chat.
[04:07:12]  Let's run it up.
[04:07:14]  Let's hear the wind.
[04:07:15]  Let's hear him shout a bit.
[04:07:17]  Yo, bro.
[04:07:18]  Those are big pandas.
[04:07:20]  Big pandas, chat bro.
[04:07:22]  250 bro yo holy, fuck bro, let's fucking go.
[04:07:28]  Bro, that's 140.
[04:07:30]  Dude damn, that's fucking good money.
[04:07:33]  Right there boys, beautiful money.
[04:07:37]  1400 in the bag, all right, we'll take that.
[04:07:43]  Is it going back to chicken?
[04:07:45]  Well dice no oh, fuck dice, let's go.
[04:07:52]  How high does he get up in this one?
[04:07:55]  I kind of want to do high risk on wheel 30, maybe 10, i'll hit what?
[04:08:00]  300 yeah, 300 bucks.
[04:08:02]  Come on baby oh, come on, hit it.
[04:08:08]  Okay, look at it, he's playing wheel.
[04:08:10]  Does he hit this?
[04:08:12]  Oh, he does he's.
[04:08:13]  But he does 40 and he gets a bunch.
[04:08:15]  Okay, then he goes to kino.
[04:08:18]  Oh, he loses all.
[04:08:19]  Okay that's.
[04:08:20]  We need a.
[04:08:21]  This board is the black abyss.
[04:08:23]  Money enters this keynote board and then you just fucking lose it.
[04:08:27]  That this this button right here that says bet should just be like give that money to Noah.
[04:08:32]  Okay, that's what happens.
[04:08:33]  This is give money back to the fucking casino button.
[04:08:35]  He loves to press this button.
[04:08:37]  50 on classic, come on, classic.
[04:08:39]  Talk about the squirt bro, that barely won.
[04:08:43]  Come on oh, classic's not 200.
[04:08:46]  Classic 400 classic bro, one more yes, one more yes, let's go.
[04:08:58]  One more please 800 please please, please.
[04:09:03]  What gets me about this game is that the odds are so shit too.
[04:09:05]  You have to land out of 10 bets.
[04:09:09]  You have to land uh four, three of the tiles out of 40.
[04:09:16]  And if you get.
[04:09:17]  But if you get 10, if you get all 10 which I can only imagine would be like an infinitesimally small chance, it would be like one in millions you get a 100x.
[04:09:27]  So the odds on this are just so incredibly shit.
[04:09:29]  I can't imagine looking at this being like yeah, that makes sense.
[04:09:32]  Oh fuck dude, god damn it.
[04:09:36]  Man bro, that is some fucking bullshit, bro.
[04:09:44]  We also had a massive freak out, did he just?
[04:09:47]  Is it on the?
[04:09:48]  Is it clipped?
[04:09:49]  I'm jumping ship to that.
[04:09:50]  If that's clipped, okay.
[04:09:52]  There's the 35k, 40k Reddit upload.
[04:09:57]  It must have been one of those them.
[04:09:59]  Come on.
[04:10:00]  50k, you're coming.
[04:10:01]  Okay, we'll skip to like the.
[04:10:04]  What do you mean?
[04:10:05]  Not supported?
[04:10:05]  What the fuck?
[04:10:07]  Can we download it?
[04:10:09]  Oh damn that site fast, come on.
[04:10:11]  Okay, we'll go down to like where he's down to like 11 and go from there right here.
[04:10:17]  This one hit, come on.
[04:10:19]  Oh, he's on the, he's on the black VOID, he's on back on keynote.
[04:10:22]  This money's fucking gone.
[04:10:24]  This money is that money is fucking gone.
[04:10:27]  Buddy boy, all right here.
[04:10:29]  Hit is he.
[04:10:30]  Is he live right now?
[04:10:32]  He's not.
[04:10:33]  He's not live.
[04:10:34]  Why'd you lie to me?
[04:10:36]  Let's go.
[04:10:37]  We need to get back to 30, bro, we need to get back to 30 bro, hit it, don't do this.
[04:10:43]  Man just ended.
[04:10:45]  Don't do this.
[04:10:47]  Come on bro, there's no way.
[04:10:51]  No dude, come on.
[04:10:54]  Oh my god dude.
[04:10:54]  Oh my god dude, come on, get back to take a.
[04:10:58]  Get back to take a, come on.
[04:11:01]  So he had almost 50 at some point he's doing thousand dollar keynotes.
[04:11:07]  He's back in.
[04:11:08]  Oh no, he might.
[04:11:08]  This is the run up.
[04:11:09]  Give me a big one, Oh my god, bro.
[04:11:14]  Oh my god, bro.
[04:11:15]  Oh my god.
[04:11:16]  He's playing.
[04:11:16]  He's playing hard, so he has to like get four to get any money back.
[04:11:20]  Come on, let's go.
[04:11:22]  Okay.
[04:11:22]  I can't believe it.
[04:11:23]  He's back up to 10, chat.
[04:11:24]  I can't believe it.
[04:11:25]  Let's go.
[04:11:26]  Come on.
[04:11:26]  This is it.
[04:11:27]  This is the run-up.
[04:11:28]  He's going to get to a million.
[04:11:29]  He's going to buy the Civic.
[04:11:31]  And here goes the warning.
[04:11:32]  63X is damned.
[04:11:34]  Oh, my God, bro.
[04:11:36]  I love the way his mouse goes fucking psychotic on the screen when he bets.
[04:11:41]  All those neurons firing in his head.
[04:11:44]  Please, man, let's go.
[04:11:46]  Oh, let's go.
[04:11:48]  Come on.
[04:11:50]  Oh, fuck.
[04:11:51]  Come on.
[04:11:52]  Oh, no, dude.
[04:11:53]  Come on.
[04:11:54]  Oh, no.
[04:11:56]  It's not happening.
[04:11:57]  I think this is it.
[04:11:58]  Let's go.
[04:11:59]  Okay, y'all.
[04:12:00]  It's over yet.
[04:12:01]  It's not over yet, dude.
[04:12:03]  Look at the mouse just doing like cartwheels.
[04:12:08]  He's locked in.
[04:12:09]  He's locked the fuck in.
[04:12:10]  His eyes are glued against that fucking screen.
[04:12:13]  He's rubbing himself bald.
[04:12:15]  Please.
[04:12:16]  Crack John.
[04:12:17]  Bro, give me back.
[04:12:20]  No, dude.
[04:12:22]  I just lost 40K, dude.
[04:12:24]  That's bad.
[04:12:25]  That's really bad, dude.
[04:12:27]  That's really okay.
[04:12:29]  That's not okay, bro.
[04:12:31]  I just lost 40K.
[04:12:32]  That's fucked up.
[04:12:35]  He just ends it.
[04:12:39]  Okay.
[04:12:39]  Let's do some Reddit segment.
[04:12:41]  And then we're out.
[04:12:43]  And R. Eugene, which I think is in Oregon or Idaho even.
[04:12:48]  Does anyone know a non-MAGA plumber got a slow draining toilet and don't want my money going to a fascist supporting individual or business?
[04:12:58]  Any good recommendations?
[04:13:01]  Fascinating.
[04:13:03]  We're telling him how to do it himself.
[04:13:05]  We've been using Tom Copeland for 10 years.
[04:13:08]  He's not a fascist, apparently.

=== Spa Client Hygiene Complaint (02:56) ===

[04:13:10]  That's why he's got cope in his name because he's been busy coping.
[04:13:13]  Is he definitely a non-mega guy?
[04:13:16]  Thanks for the suggestion.
[04:13:17]  In any case, what a pussy.
[04:13:18]  What a pussy.
[04:13:19]  How do we live with these people?
[04:13:20]  They're such fucking retards.
[04:13:23]  All right, this is an R aesthetics, which I don't know if this is different than aesthetics or personal aesthetics or what the fuck that means, but a snail of slime 96 says, what should I do about a client with the worst personal hygiene I've ever experienced?
[04:13:37]  First, I want to keep this as kind as possible.
[04:13:40]  I feel for this person and I don't want to make their life any harder.
[04:13:43]  I work solo and specialize in care for transgender women.
[04:13:47]  Since going to a large spa can sometimes feel intimidating, I have a large clientele that comes to me for this reason.
[04:13:54]  This particular client is transgender and has told me she didn't feel comfortable going anywhere that wasn't openly trans friendly, like my practice.
[04:14:04]  Completely understandable.
[04:14:06]  And I was happy to take her on until our first appointment together.
[04:14:11]  This client comes in with clothing covered in caked on food stains and actually leaves dirt behind on my table.
[04:14:19]  During her appointment, she will pick her nose and wipe the goo from her lips and wipe it on my table.
[04:14:25]  Ew, that is nauseating.
[04:14:26]  Her pants are several sizes too small, leaving her back size exposed to the point where I can see she isn't cleaning herself properly after using the bathroom.
[04:14:35]  All of those things I could put up with.
[04:14:38]  Wow.
[04:14:39]  But it is the body odor smell that is the issue.
[04:14:43]  I will save a 30-minute gap after our appointment together so I can go open the windows, spray and air out the room.
[04:14:49]  But even with 30 minutes of fresh air, my next appointments are complaining about the lingering smell.
[04:14:55]  It's honestly not even BO.
[04:14:57]  It's like a mix of that old food only clothing and literal feces.
[04:15:01]  I'm in a tough spot because she is clearly depressed.
[04:15:05]  And I know having treatments with me could really improve her self-esteem and help these issues.
[04:15:11]  We are doing electrolysis, but I don't know how much more I can take.
[04:15:15]  The smell is truly making me nauseous, and I feel bad for my other clients after they come in.
[04:15:20]  I am the only office in this area that has specialized in gender-affirming care, and I feel horrible about potentially firing her as a can't fire a client.
[04:15:29]  You just tell them the fuck off.
[04:15:31]  Firing her as a client, knowing she has nowhere else to go.
[04:15:35]  So depressed, dude.
[04:15:37]  So rigged.
[04:15:40]  Sometimes we just have to let clients go.
[04:15:42]  We're the only human after all.
[04:15:45]  Okay.
[04:15:46]  In case you're wondering what the gender-affirming care people are currently doing, they're currently enjoying the smell of caked and shit and rotten food.
[04:15:53]  Now, it is February, and I promised to do something this month that I have not done even a single time, but somebody has given me the opportunity and the content to make it happen.
[04:16:02]  So I am going to fulfill that promise now.

=== Gender Affirming Care Firing (15:14) ===

[04:16:07]  On the live stage of the BAFTA, they had John Davidson in the audience.
[04:16:15]  John Davidson supposedly have Tourette's syndrome.
[04:16:20]  So they had some black people up on stage, and John Davidson, because of his Tourette's syndrome, shouted the N-word in the audience.
[04:16:32]  This left everyone very, very angry, but not sure what to do.
[04:16:38]  Now, if you don't know, Lipstick Alley is a forum I read for content very seldom.
[04:16:44]  It is a black forum.
[04:16:46]  It is a black website mostly populated with black women.
[04:16:50]  And they have very, very funny posts when the topic is right.
[04:16:54]  So Miss Moneypenny, who has almost 37,000 posts on the site, has made this OP regarding this.
[04:17:04]  Apparently, he's a Tourette's activist, but blurted out the N-word as MBJ and Del Roy Lindo present a BAFTA award.
[04:17:15]  So here we go.
[04:17:16]  Let's read through this.
[04:17:16]  You ready?
[04:17:18]  Wow, of course.
[04:17:19]  The usual suspects are making excuses for him.
[04:17:22]  Why is that word even in his vocabulary?
[04:17:24]  Now, he has a neurological condition, which results in involuntarily compulsive behavior, amplified by stress and anxiety.
[04:17:35]  And she's asking, why is that word in his vocabulary?
[04:17:38]  As if it's like a Google phone that you can just delete words out of the vocabulary for, and it won't randomly pick that one when he has an episode.
[04:17:45]  I don't blame Alan Cumming for the way he handled it, considering this happened live.
[04:17:51]  This black person said, oh, he says it was hard to see the pain in their eyes on stage.
[04:17:59]  Okay, that's the article.
[04:18:01]  If the N-word is an initial tick towards a person of colour, it is questionable on John Davidson's mindset and morals.
[04:18:09]  Using the condition of Tourette's is just an excuse.
[04:18:11]  The expectation on Michael B. Jordan and Del Roy Lindo to just accept that behavior is utterly disgusting.
[04:18:18]  Calling Michael B. Jordan and Del Roy Lindo the N-word during Black History Month?
[04:18:26]  Let's see, the same thing.
[04:18:28]  Where is the video?
[04:18:29]  She says, that's a good fucking question.
[04:18:30]  Where's the video?
[04:18:32]  Delroy and I are delighted to be presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making.
[04:18:43]  The perfect silence.
[04:18:48]  The perfect moment.
[04:18:56]  Give this man his Burger King crown.
[04:18:59]  I can't even.
[04:19:01]  We're here to celebrate.
[04:19:04]  Oh, man.
[04:19:05]  Oh.
[04:19:10]  Oh, that's good.
[04:19:11]  Let's read the replies from the black woman are speaking chat.
[04:19:15]  Let's take a listen.
[04:19:17]  Uh, Rary Stan says they shouldn't have had him around them.
[04:19:20]  Bet their night was spoiled.
[04:19:22]  Miss Moneypaint says, Still waiting for.
[04:19:23]  Oh, wait, wait.
[04:19:25]  Butterfly J82 says, This is terrible, and his disease is no excuse.
[04:19:30]  960 likes.
[04:19:34]  The utterly overwhelming majority of consensus on this site, 960 to 3, is that there was no excuse for this.
[04:19:44]  Being literally neurologically disabled to say compulsive things is no excuse.
[04:19:51]  You still got to die.
[04:19:52]  What boy?
[04:19:53]  Gil actually tries to change the or contradict her and says, highly ignorant post.
[04:20:01]  Caprolalia is a nightmare disease.
[04:20:03]  You can choose not to forgive him, but claiming it's no excuse is crazy.
[04:20:08]  43 people uploaded this one, and 476 people dislike this one.
[04:20:16]  Violet hibiscus says, unacceptable.
[04:20:18]  He shouldn't even use the word.
[04:20:20]  Stay out of public if you're racist with Tourette's.
[04:20:24]  Should have thrown him out of the ceremony.
[04:20:28]  771 people agreed with this.
[04:20:32]  771 people said that if you're Tourette's and you say the N-word, you're racist and should not be allowed in public.
[04:20:43]  Lock up the mentally disabled.
[04:20:45]  That's right.
[04:20:46]  It's amazing that why people with Tourette's, dementia, alcoholism, et cetera, always default to racism.
[04:20:54]  He can control his actions.
[04:20:56]  So 965 people believe that he can control his Tourette's ticks, which definitionally he has no control over.
[04:21:08]  All he did was tail on himself.
[04:21:10]  No one knows how racism works better than black people.
[04:21:13]  So trying to tell us about it is insane.
[04:21:16]  It also won't work.
[04:21:17]  On another note, we are that girl, the shit.
[04:21:20]  We stay out of everyone's minds.
[04:21:22]  They obsessed and throwing rocks at the throne.
[04:21:25]  600 people agreed with this post.
[04:21:29]  The media version of Tourette's is so different than those I've known in real life.
[04:21:34]  The ones I've known should never have shouted words.
[04:21:37]  It's just weird impulses.
[04:21:38]  Yes, most people with Tourette's syndrome are Ethan Klein, who have weird eyebrows.
[04:21:43]  Some people do have nervous vocal ticks, though.
[04:21:47]  But on TV, somehow all they do is cuss the worst words that can apply to the situation.
[04:21:51]  It's always within context, too.
[04:21:53]  How is that a tick?
[04:21:55]  Someone, please explain to Brick Tamland, the entire human psychology.
[04:22:01]  Okay.
[04:22:03]  He should have stayed his ass at home and not only racist, but disrespectful to the other presenters as well.
[04:22:09]  500 likes from Sag Girl, Sagittarius, Sagittarius girl.
[04:22:15]  Okay.
[04:22:17]  There is treatment for those outbursts they call ticks.
[04:22:20]  Ticks come from stress and anxiety.
[04:22:22]  Why was that hot motherfucker anxious at seeing two black men on stage?
[04:22:27]  No excuse, but and the ticks can absolutely be controlled.
[04:22:31]  550 likes from this.
[04:22:33]  Why would anyone be nervous around black people?
[04:22:35]  It's a complete mystery to all of us.
[04:22:38]  They can blame it on Tourette's all they want, but the fact is that this particular word at this particular time is what he chose to blurt out is excusable, inexcusable.
[04:22:47]  He needs to issue an apology and own up to being the racist that he is.
[04:22:51]  650 likes.
[04:22:54]  What a bunch of BS.
[04:22:55]  Probably doesn't even have Tourette's.
[04:22:57]  He's literally an activist for Fouret's Foundation.
[04:23:01]  Doesn't even have Tourette's.
[04:23:03]  Just an excuse to be racist in the opening.
[04:23:05]  Disgusting.
[04:23:07]  Miss Twerksome says, boom shit.
[04:23:10]  Anything to accuse a YP of racism?
[04:23:14]  What?
[04:23:16]  Okay, so she's saying I'll call this bullshit because I just want to call white people racist.
[04:23:20]  Why did that yell didn't they yell out, Hail Hitler?
[04:23:24]  Notice how racist always say about black people, but they never say racist shit about Jews, Hispanic Indians, and Asians.
[04:23:30]  Lady, if you were to watch my streams, you would understand.
[04:23:35]  Okay, you would be enlightened, okay?
[04:23:41]  Um, this is a reply to the highly ignorant post post that says, You can't be serious.
[04:23:46]  You're honestly calling a black person ignorant over this.
[04:23:49]  You need to take a huge step back and question why you felt the need to start this off with highly ignorant posts.
[04:23:55]  That is honestly the crazy part, beyond crazy.
[04:23:58]  If you ever say that a black person is ignorant, uh, you are mega racist.
[04:24:03]  Anyone wonder why people with toe rats say the worst stuff because they got a fucking brain damage?
[04:24:09]  This is a lie, this was done on purpose.
[04:24:12]  So, they just waited for two black actors to get up on there and do this.
[04:24:16]  This was set up by Watis and Zionists.
[04:24:19]  Notice they never yell out faggot, cracker, or Jew slurs.
[04:24:23]  This was done on purpose.
[04:24:25]  550 people agreed with this sentiment.
[04:24:29]  They, okay, let me get one more that has a bunch of likes.
[04:24:32]  Any of those with more than 500?
[04:24:34]  I'll read this one.
[04:24:35]  Last one, okay, Silky Slim.
[04:24:37]  Don't let us down.
[04:24:38]  I have always found it interesting that these conditions always find a way to excuse racism.
[04:24:44]  Elderly with dementia, Tourette's, they never say anything positive, like burst out, you're amazing, or I love you.
[04:24:51]  I have never heard of someone black, I'm sorry, black with these ailments calling folks slurs, not the way they do.
[04:24:57]  This is their soul speaking, not their mind.
[04:25:00]  Now, if they jumped off the stage and beat his ass, then claim PTSD, would that be okay?
[04:25:06]  Uh, 423 likes agree with the sentiment that we should beat the disabled for pissing us off.
[04:25:13]  I agree, them hear that Fred when I kick your ass.
[04:25:18]  My soul says slurs.
[04:25:19]  That's relatable.
[04:25:21]  You're on the phone and you pick up the phone on the 800 number.
[04:25:25]  Hello, hello, sir.
[04:25:26]  Joshua Joshua, they say this best way.
[04:25:28]  Hello, sir, Joshua.
[04:25:32]  I am, I am going to be your sales representative.
[04:25:34]  My name is Maria Culling from El Paso, Texas.
[04:25:41]  Yeah, soul slurs coming out there, buddy.
[04:25:44]  That's the extra hard version of Dark Souls they don't tell you about.
[04:25:49]  All righty, let's read some super chats.
[04:25:51]  I've been told I have been reading super chats less than enthusiastically recently, so I need to be fucking, I need to get some vim and fucking vigor in me, buddies.
[04:26:00]  Buddies, that's my current word.
[04:26:01]  I don't know why it's a it's a PPP thing.
[04:26:03]  I want to say, I used to say buddy boy, but now I got buddies in my head.
[04:26:09]  All right, Citrus Addict for $1 says, Happy Monday.
[04:26:13]  Oh my god, lasagna, am I right?
[04:26:14]  Thank you.
[04:26:15]  By the way, if you sent a super chat on Friday, I am so fucking sorry, but that shit is lost to the sands of time forever.
[04:26:21]  I do appreciate it.
[04:26:23]  Okay, it may not sound like it all the time as I grapple with the never-ending abyss that is uh trying to deal with certain problems that I'll talk about later, okay?
[04:26:33]  But I promise I'm happy, okay.
[04:26:36]  Thank you, I appreciate it.
[04:26:38]  I know.
[04:26:39]  Bunker Housing for seven says, Woohoo, we so back.
[04:26:43]  Great.
[04:26:44]  Also, you want to hear my new great filter theory: one new filter.
[04:26:48]  I don't know what that means, but sure, love to Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10 says, Rip the Hot Wheels.
[04:26:56]  He was an odd duck, but I think the world is worse off without him.
[04:27:01]  Maybe it's hard to say what would have happened without Gamergate changing history forever.
[04:27:05]  Interesting thought.
[04:27:06]  Thank you.
[04:27:08]  Shuba Loa for $6.75 says, Josh, you need to link up with Sven Stoffels.
[04:27:13]  Again, you were awesome to watch, but Kelloggian 3 launches on the 24th.
[04:27:16]  DM Sven and have a reunion.
[04:27:18]  Sven has been very eager to do a call with me, but I'm kind of fucking burned on calls at this precise moment.
[04:27:26]  I don't want to put them off, but I might set it up for Friday because I'm doing a midweek stream, so I might not have enough for Friday.
[04:27:36]  And if it's really slow on Friday, I might do a video game stream after the regular stream.
[04:27:42]  Just it depends on my mood.
[04:27:44]  But I have been playing a game for the first time in forever.
[04:27:50]  It's called Arc Raiders.
[04:27:51]  You might have heard of it.
[04:27:52]  And I only played it because I enjoyed the finals, which is by the same company, and it works on Arch Linux.
[04:27:57]  And in fact, I can't get it to run on Windows, but it works fine on Arch.
[04:28:01]  So here's Ark Raiders in a nutshell.
[04:28:06]  So I might just do a weird stream on Friday where I have a little bit of content and I talk to Sven and then I play fucking Ark Raiders and call it a night.
[04:28:13]  Up in the air at the moment.
[04:28:15]  Dragoons for five says, hey, Josh, why don't you get a soundboard?
[04:28:19]  I hear they're all the go and all your favorite streamers have one.
[04:28:22]  Yeah, I know, buddy.
[04:28:24]  No, I've thought about it, but it's just like, it never adds anything to a stream.
[04:28:30]  Whenever something like I desperately need to play something, I just pull it up on YouTube and play it in the stream.
[04:28:35]  Thank you.
[04:28:35]  Brelo Froman for one says, nothing.
[04:28:38]  Thank you very much.
[04:28:39]  Romy Lunk for 20 says trolling is the fishing term, which means you to throw your line into the water and let them glide it behind your boat.
[04:28:47]  The gaming term is a reference to this throwing out bait to get reactions.
[04:28:51]  That makes sense.
[04:28:53]  That makes sense.
[04:28:53]  I believe you.
[04:28:54]  Thank you very much.
[04:28:55]  I appreciate it.
[04:28:57]  RTRTWF9SX for $675.
[04:29:02]  I think I'm deducting the cut from YouTube in this.
[04:29:06]  It's like a $10.
[04:29:07]  No, it's probably a foreign currency.
[04:29:08]  Hello, hello.
[04:29:09]  Butch Killigan 3 launches on the 24th this month.
[04:29:11]  Get Sven on again.
[04:29:12]  Give him a DM.
[04:29:13]  Your last stream with Sven was Heck and Bass.
[04:29:14]  This guy is definitely someone who's a big fan of Sven.
[04:29:18]  Might even be Sven himself.
[04:29:20]  Thank you.
[04:29:21]  Peanut Wienerstein for one says, I fucking hate rigger rats.
[04:29:24]  Fuck Ratatouille.
[04:29:25]  Rats, fuck riggers.
[04:29:26]  Type a five in chat if you have rigger rats.
[04:29:31]  Thank you.
[04:29:33]  And of all the words in that sentence, the word have is the one that threw me off because you made a typo.
[04:29:37]  Metal Addi professor says, Happy dinosaur month.
[04:29:40]  Is this dinosaur month?
[04:29:41]  Dinosaurs are hecking wholesome, bud.
[04:29:44]  Thank you.
[04:29:45]  Cena Stanning for one says, How gay is someone if they're three days late asking for a friend?
[04:29:49]  I'm never late.
[04:29:50]  I'm on time.
[04:29:51]  Vodka Blood Zero for five says, speaking of games to prepare for the next Life is Strange game stream, I plan on re-watching the other ones again.
[04:30:00]  Well, they're all on the site, including the forgotten footage.
[04:30:03]  Thank you.
[04:30:04]  Bunker Housing for five says, why do Chinese commies support LGBTQ?
[04:30:09]  Because Mark says we will sell the rope to the capitalists that we will use to unalive them.
[04:30:14]  Yeah, I mean, obviously the DEI and immigration stuff is destroying the whole country.
[04:30:20]  Like if I was China, I would prop up all the biggest fags and all the most pro-immigration people possible and just completely let the U.S. collapse in on itself.
[04:30:29]  Thank you.
[04:30:30]  Cina Stanley for one says, why do lollipedos insist that anyone calling them out is a trun?
[04:30:34]  I can't think of a bigger pedos than trunes, yet there's some of the boogeymen to them.
[04:30:38]  I don't know.
[04:30:39]  They do it with the Kiwi farms too.
[04:30:41]  I've seen a literal, a literal dog fucking gay pedophile called the Kiwi Farms Kiwi Troons as like an insult.
[04:30:50]  And it's like, bro, you fuck dogs.
[04:30:53]  And your buddy masturbates to little boys getting raped.
[04:30:56]  And you're calling us Kiwi Troons?
[04:30:59]  What the fuck?
[04:31:00]  So I don't trust people that say that shit.
[04:31:04]  Haramberger for two says, A lot of gamer news today, truly the most oppressed minority.
[04:31:08]  It's true.
[04:31:09]  Gamers suffer so that all of society can thrive resting on their shoulders.
[04:31:14]  Unkind naysayer for two says, Will Stansel is fast and furious, and y'all are blackpilling.

=== Machine Gun Department Florida (14:56) ===

[04:31:21]  You guys are hoping for a Will Stancil bass arc.
[04:31:23]  That's not coming.
[04:31:24]  David S877 for 25 says, I clear my schedule on Friday and no stream, and now I have to watch the stream and do my job on Monday.
[04:31:33]  You can do your job listening to Matt.
[04:31:35]  You know, it's like a very audio-heavy stream, okay?
[04:31:38]  You don't have to watch Bossman Jack play the chicken game.
[04:31:41]  You can just listen.
[04:31:42]  Thank you.
[04:31:44]  Sneeze Stanley for one says, Python is probably the biggest language behind AI, so gatekeeping repos from AI bros is especially retarded.
[04:31:51]  Matt Plotlib is one of the biggest libs for Python and is used extensively with AI projects.
[04:31:56]  That's true.
[04:31:57]  Unfortunately, for the Python sucks, and they're doing really making really good progress in getting AI stuff done in Rust, which is awesome.
[04:32:08]  You can natively inference models in Rust perfectly fine, which is awesome.
[04:32:14]  Sneedo for 10 says, The casino was reacting to the Nintendo and Soy Sony live events and hated seeing that weird game.
[04:32:22]  Okay, let's take a look at our buddy PPP and Andy Worski.
[04:32:24]  Let's vibe check Andy Worski and PPP.
[04:32:29]  Better see some good fucking vibes, some agreeable vibes here, buddies.
[04:32:32]  He was cooked, dude.
[04:32:35]  You've shown us this a hundred times.
[04:32:41]  Oh my god.
[04:32:43]  Are you everything?
[04:32:46]  I played the devil.
[04:32:50]  Me kidding me.
[04:32:51]  This pedophile, pedophile simulator.
[04:32:54]  Fucking simulator, dude.
[04:32:57]  What is with this trend in gaming of putting a little child on your back and she has no shoes on?
[04:33:03]  I don't.
[04:33:04]  Yeah, I know.
[04:33:05]  I know.
[04:33:07]  I know.
[04:33:08]  Is my computer malfunction?
[04:33:09]  Is watching the Kino Casino at this bizarre resolution destroying my computer?
[04:33:15]  Is it over for me?
[04:33:17]  It's like a network error or something.
[04:33:19]  Okay, it's coming, buds.
[04:33:20]  Okay, I got you.
[04:33:22]  No, I know.
[04:33:24]  Fuck!
[04:33:24]  Disgusting fucking pedophile!
[04:33:27]  I'm writing because I'm talking.
[04:33:29]  The vibes are correct, Chad.
[04:33:31]  The vibes are accurate.
[04:33:33]  It's not even like a little girl's voice.
[04:33:35]  It's like a grown woman going, like, Teehee, I'm a little girl.
[04:33:38]  I'm gonna ride on your back.
[04:33:40]  It's like it's super fucking annoying.
[04:33:42]  Oh, Daddy, oh, I know who exactly.
[04:33:45]  I know who.
[04:33:46]  Charlo.
[04:33:48]  Where is the sound effect?
[04:33:50]  Oh my god.
[04:33:52]  I want to fuck kids.
[04:33:55]  Okay, Andy.
[04:33:57]  Jesus.
[04:33:57]  That's who's veto approved.
[04:34:01]  Vito approved.
[04:34:03]  It's just like, it's so out of place, too.
[04:34:05]  It's like, okay, we're going to have this cyberpunk future.
[04:34:09]  It has this aesthetic to it.
[04:34:10]  It's very hard to describe.
[04:34:11]  Like, it's very plain, very mechanical.
[04:34:14]  And then you have the robot.
[04:34:16]  The robot looks completely in setting.
[04:34:18]  It looks like absolutely a part of this.
[04:34:21]  And then you just have this child model that is just like, it just sticks out like a sore thumb.
[04:34:26]  It's just so photorealistic, but also like fake in the uncanny valley, like porcelain dollway.
[04:34:33]  And it looks like a model that they specifically design so that it can be ripped out of the game files and put into porn.
[04:34:41]  That's what it says to me.
[04:34:42]  It just gives me like the creepiest fucking vibes, and I absolutely despise this shit.
[04:34:48]  Okay.
[04:34:49]  PPP passed the vibe check.
[04:34:51]  Andy Worski tried to ruin the vibe by shouting nid at him.
[04:34:54]  Like, this game looks like it's not that good.
[04:34:57]  Meanwhile, PPP got the fire and brimstone.
[04:34:59]  And Andy Worson looks like it doesn't look that great, Ashton.
[04:35:03]  It's like, well, it also looks like a pedophile simulator.
[04:35:06]  Andy Warscape.
[04:35:07]  Don't interrupt the fire and brimstone, buddy.
[04:35:10]  Buddy, word of the day.
[04:35:14]  Thank you.
[04:35:14]  Arkansas Arkennas.
[04:35:19]  I think I pronounced this name right for like five years.
[04:35:21]  And now I think it's Arkansas.
[04:35:23]  Arkenna's Einbrust for five says, enjoy losing at hockey, Maple Children.
[04:35:28]  Dude, they're thriving losing hockey right now.
[04:35:32]  Thank you.
[04:35:32]  Mimotiki for five says, saw your V-Day tier list with PPP.
[04:35:37]  You said shoe a pick me, which is very true, but black hand pointing up.
[04:35:44]  But aren't you yourself a pick-me stalker child?
[04:35:48]  Censorship is getting worse.
[04:35:50]  Please, bro, just come to fucking kick.
[04:35:53]  Are you like afraid of coming to is he actually black?
[04:35:57]  Is this black gentleman like afraid of coming over to kick?
[04:36:00]  Is like it does he think that like rumble and kick are like the clan meetups and like your black guy you walk in a kick like hey guys, what's going on?
[04:36:07]  And everyone's wearing their hood.
[04:36:09]  They're all looking at you real slow.
[04:36:11]  You got that tranny with like the SS arm sleeve tattoo like looking at you and like breaks the beer bottle in their hand.
[04:36:18]  Like, come on now.
[04:36:19]  Come on now.
[04:36:20]  It's not so rough and tombool.
[04:36:23]  Uh thank you.
[04:36:24]  Hawaiian.
[04:36:25]  Oh, I don't know how to respond to this joke.
[04:36:28]  I responded correctly already.
[04:36:29]  Hawaiians in for 20.
[04:36:31]  Subscribe for four months.
[04:36:33]  Thank you very much.
[04:36:33]  I appreciate it.
[04:36:35]  Unkind naysayer.
[04:36:36]  Wait, was that a subscription that went through Rumble correctly?
[04:36:39]  Is that working now?
[04:36:40]  Unkind naysayer for two says, been trying to bother the mutinics creator into adding your voice to the game.
[04:36:45]  I will not rest until I can inbreed 200 slobber cats.
[04:36:48]  Trust the plan.
[04:36:49]  Dude, you could like make those cats fuck right.
[04:36:52]  The first thing that's going to happen is people are going to make me the Christian cat.
[04:36:56]  Trogan Scormhammer for five says, Ball's neighbor.
[04:37:00]  I thought it was Ball Snigger.
[04:37:01]  I guess not.
[04:37:02]  Thank you.
[04:37:04]  Unkind Naysayer for two says this stream is sponsored by McDonald's.
[04:37:08]  I'm loving it.
[04:37:10]  You got it, buddy.
[04:37:12]  Joe Dodarius for five says nine out of ten stream, a horrible way to begin a stream.
[04:37:18]  Yeah.
[04:37:19]  Yeah, I probably should not put the gross pedophile shit in the big gang.
[04:37:22]  That's probably a bad idea, tactically.
[04:37:24]  Thank you.
[04:37:25]  Poor Glack for one says, I'm the changeling capital of the world is where Ethan Ralph cowered in fear from Aaron Emholt, thus making it legal to mug Ralph if you meet him in real life.
[04:37:36]  Coward in fear from Aaron.
[04:37:38]  I don't even remember that, bro.
[04:37:40]  The Ralph Laura is too deep.
[04:37:43]  Ceno for two says, Suffer Minnesota.
[04:37:46]  Pretty good.
[04:37:47]  Minnesota advances semi-auto firearm ban allowing warrantless home inspection of gun owners.
[04:37:53]  Dude, Minnesota is a shithole.
[04:37:54]  We just gotta like round up all the politicians and judges in that fucking state, along with all the Somalis and shit.
[04:37:59]  Like, it's just gone.
[04:38:01]  Deep deluxe for five says, uh, put this five towards your dream car, the Dodge Camaro.
[04:38:07]  I will.
[04:38:08]  Thank you.
[04:38:09]  Ceno for one says, that assault weapons ban in Rhode Island surely stop this trans shooting.
[04:38:13]  Bro, you don't understand.
[04:38:14]  We have to enact it nationwide.
[04:38:15]  The faith can only do though much.
[04:38:17]  Oh my God, I'll cope with you about this forever.
[04:38:19]  Don't ignore the one in Canada.
[04:38:20]  It doesn't count.
[04:38:21]  They also have guns.
[04:38:22]  You should get rid of the guns.
[04:38:23]  And then all the bad stuff happens.
[04:38:24]  That's happening.
[04:38:26]  Mark Carney, despiser, subscribe for two months.
[04:38:29]  Thank you.
[04:38:30]  Docs Found for five says, well, listening to Maddie, I have a I'm having a salad with romaine lettuce, scrambled eggs, and a can of sardines.
[04:38:38]  What are you having aside from decaf, coffee, and pain?
[04:38:41]  I'm not drinking decaf.
[04:38:44]  Chickpeas.
[04:38:45]  I have a, it's sort of like a chickpeas salad, and it's going to have hot sauce in it because I like hot sauce.
[04:38:53]  Thank you.
[04:38:54]  Bad dinner, subscribe for five months.
[04:38:57]  Thank you very much.
[04:38:59]  A dominable homemade for five says, funny how it's only Will Stanzo's left-wing trolls that physically assaulted him.
[04:39:05]  I know, bro.
[04:39:06]  We always get the fucking reputation, but who's out there mugging people and shit?
[04:39:10]  Not us.
[04:39:11]  Thank you.
[04:39:12]  Citrus Addict for one says, the fat bitch is possessed.
[04:39:14]  Mobility Mary became a demonic spirit after death as of her as her hate could not be contained to the afterlife.
[04:39:20]  It's possible.
[04:39:21]  Hopefully, Mobility Mary does not want to hook up with an Arab brownman because that would suck.
[04:39:27]  Steady to Cricket for 10 says, Thank you for all you do, dear Sneeter.
[04:39:31]  I too gave up caffeine for Lent and it fucking sucks.
[04:39:34]  Anyways, here's a Jewish content video that I hope works lamau.
[04:39:38]  Okay.
[04:39:55]  This is a reference to it.
[04:39:59]  Is it like a follow-up joke to this?
[04:40:01]  I don't understand.
[04:40:02]  Thank you.
[04:40:04]  Citrus Addict for one says, when you think about it, farts are just a ghost of the food we ate.
[04:40:08]  Spooky.
[04:40:09]  That is gross, bro.
[04:40:10]  Judy Stroyer.
[04:40:15]  That's a throwback.
[04:40:16]  For 20 says, good stream.
[04:40:17]  Do you know if Ralph's cat is still alive?
[04:40:19]  Worried that will happen to her when Ralph eventually ODs or is executed.
[04:40:25]  I believe the cat is still alive.
[04:40:27]  Don't worry.
[04:40:27]  The cartels will send in the cartels to get the cat and I'll take care of it.
[04:40:31]  Don't worry, buddy.
[04:40:33]  Thank you.
[04:40:35]  Haramberger for two says, um, sweaty, if a trans woman isn't a real woman, then how is Scootypuff considered a car worthy of sharing the road with Checkmate Queen?
[04:40:43]  That is a very good argument.
[04:40:45]  I have no rebuttal.
[04:40:45]  I'll have to talk to Ben Shapiro and come up with a debate, bro, line for that.
[04:40:50]  Citrus Add for one says, race swapping and culture is a huge deal for other reasons than how serious the work is.
[04:40:55]  Black tarring has been devastating to Western culture and it's pure cucking.
[04:40:59]  Yeah, but Broadway's already like the cuck central of everything.
[04:41:03]  Like, nobody watches it that's not a cuck, except PPP, of course.
[04:41:06]  He can watch Broadway plays and not be a cuck.
[04:41:10]  Not even numerals for five says, nice show, rip Hot Wheels, Rot Wheels.
[04:41:16]  That's kind of mean.
[04:41:17]  Thank you.
[04:41:18]  Sneedo for one says, it looks like even Noel had an emo phase in that photo with Frederick.
[04:41:23]  I just had dark hair.
[04:41:24]  I didn't dye it or anything.
[04:41:25]  That's just how I look, man.
[04:41:28]  Dark Western for five says, whatever happened to that furry Roxanne Wolf bark bark and all that.
[04:41:34]  I'm not sure.
[04:41:35]  Sometimes people just disappear.
[04:41:36]  It's a part of her language community.
[04:41:39]  Thank you.
[04:41:39]  Zen Zepa for two says, cool story, bro.
[04:41:42]  Thank you very much.
[04:41:43]  Haramberger for two says, Zoe Quinn went after Wizard Chan as an easy target, not the other way around.
[04:41:48]  Once again, Pick Me prays upon virgins to elevate herself up the victimhood ladder.
[04:41:53]  That's true.
[04:41:56]  Yeah, I couldn't really remember what happened, but they definitely got blamed for some shit.
[04:42:00]  And then a bunch of traffic got sent to them.
[04:42:02]  And now Incel is like a mainstream word because of it.
[04:42:05]  It's like a direct line from Zoe Quinn complaining about Wizard Chan to Incel being like a mainstream talking point.
[04:42:14]  16MB for five says, I mean, yeah, most image boards these days are fake and gay, but I will say Shardy keeps me optimistic about image board culture.
[04:42:22]  Shardy is pretty fun, funny.
[04:42:24]  I don't participate in it.
[04:42:25]  I don't read it or anything because it's like, it's too spastic and weird.
[04:42:29]  And I can't keep up with it.
[04:42:31]  But I am trying to offer, I'm trying to help them, but they make it very difficult to help.
[04:42:38]  Thank you.
[04:42:39]  Docs found for five says, if you don't do a lipstick alley segment this Friday, the entire Black History Month will have gone by without one.
[04:42:44]  Should someone go through and find some gems before them?
[04:42:47]  If you want to, go for it.
[04:42:48]  But I did read one.
[04:42:49]  Okay.
[04:42:49]  So now it's now over that hill.
[04:42:52]  Okay.
[04:42:53]  Thank you.
[04:42:54]  Bunker Housing for $11 says, here's some money for you and not the 8-chan faggos.
[04:42:58]  Thank you very much.
[04:42:59]  I appreciate it.
[04:43:01]  Cena Sandy, for one, says this is like a sign-off that Chris does, but instead of a blue heart, it's a white heart.
[04:43:08]  So I don't know if that's like a racial take on that or what.
[04:43:11]  That's too out on guard for me.
[04:43:13]  Peene Wienerstein, for one, says Reggie doesn't even work for Shotindo anymore.
[04:43:17]  Unfortunately, he would never have allowed this.
[04:43:18]  It is a reference to an ongoing donkey meme where he has always referred to the CEO of Nintendo as being Reggie.
[04:43:25]  I was carrying on the torch, and I honestly don't know who the current CEO of Nintendo is.
[04:43:31]  Unkind Naysayer for two says, I would kill for a null approved Kiwi Farms barbecue sauce, especially one that's spicy and sweet.
[04:43:39]  I'm not a big barbecue sauce fan.
[04:43:42]  I do like Frank's Red Hot.
[04:43:45]  That's like my go-to.
[04:43:46]  About Tree Fitty for 20 says, the ice shootings will continue until morale approves.
[04:43:51]  Your terms are acceptable.
[04:43:54]  Thank you.
[04:43:55]  The Sneedman for two says, old Bay favored vodka now ready to ship to anyone who wants it.
[04:44:02]  I don't think I would buy it again, but it was definitely an experience that we had when I drank that shit.
[04:44:09]  Thank you.
[04:44:09]  Ben Collins for $50 says, Minneapolis.
[04:44:13]  That's what, that's how it's written.
[04:44:14]  Minneapolis.
[04:44:16]  Thank you.
[04:44:18]  Debugs for Twos says, your new gun loophole just dropped sire.
[04:44:23]  And is this a okay?
[04:44:25]  The loophole is unlawful acts.
[04:44:28]  This subsection does not apply to any with respect to the Hughes Amendment or post-86 machine gun ban actually exempts transfers by a state.
[04:44:37]  So theoretically, any state can create an agency to sell machine guns to law-abiding citizens.
[04:44:43]  So it does not respect to any transfer by or possession by under the authority of a state.
[04:44:51]  Okay, so like Florida could set up the department of selling people sick ass machine guns and you could go to that and buy a sick ass machine gun from the department of selling people sick ass machine guns.
[04:45:06]  And unfortunately, it would be like ABC stores in Virginia, where they have like a vodka license or whatever, like a monopoly on alcohol.
[04:45:14]  And then I'm just saying, if Florida set up the Department of Sick As Machine Guns, you would get a lot of tourism.
[04:45:21]  Okay.
[04:45:21]  It would be like you set up a place that's like Disneyland.
[04:45:24]  Okay.
[04:45:25]  And you just have it be like Disneyland or Disney World, but it's for playing with machine guns that you can buy.
[04:45:32]  You would have like a second Disney World in Florida.
[04:45:35]  It would be bonkers.
[04:45:38]  Okay.
[04:45:38]  Octavia Sales Rip for 20 says, enjoy Super Chats Streamer Child.
[04:45:42]  I will very much.
[04:45:43]  Thank you.
[04:45:44]  Debugs for one says, as much as I don't like Jews suing people for dumb reasons, it would be funny if Ethan sued the Johns.
[04:45:50]  It's also funny how these snorking people cry about the farms.
[04:45:53]  Like the Jonas.
[04:45:54]  Oh, yeah.
[04:45:55]  Everyone fucking gossips about everyone, but it's always good because it's their side and the people that they're making fun of is bad and therefore they deserve it.
[04:46:02]  I was like, okay, well, that's the fucking Kiwi Farms, bro.
[04:46:06]  Bussy Buffet for $28 says your rant here.
[04:46:09]  I hope you will accept the rant that I did about HN as a substitute because I don't think I have another rant in me at this point in time.

=== Hunter College Professor Stunned (04:16) ===

[04:46:17]  Thank you very much, though.
[04:46:18]  I appreciate it.
[04:46:20]  Sneedo for two says, I think this might be one of the most anti-women songs.
[04:46:24]  Play a couple seconds.
[04:46:26]  Okay.
[04:46:27]  Bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks.
[04:46:31]  This is a good candidate.
[04:46:33]  This is unironically a great candidate for most anti-woman song ever.
[04:46:46]  There you go.
[04:46:47]  That's the winner right there.
[04:46:49]  Stino for one says the chicken game originated from a different casino site years ago, but now every site is starting to have the chicken game.
[04:46:56]  It's like a viral strategy.
[04:46:58]  Pean Wienerstein for one says, I think you mean talk to me nice by blade.
[04:47:02]  Yeah, that's it.
[04:47:03]  Don't be mean to me.
[04:47:04]  Don't be mean to me.
[04:47:05]  I'm a little bitch.
[04:47:06]  I sound like a whiny cunt.
[04:47:08]  Mark Carney, Despiser for five says, Hello, Jersey Pooh.
[04:47:12]  I got here four and a half hours into the stream.
[04:47:14]  I hope it was a good one.
[04:47:15]  You didn't say anything bad about Canadians.
[04:47:17]  I would never, ever.
[04:47:18]  They're our friends.
[04:47:19]  There are neighbors.
[04:47:21]  There are friendly neighbors up next door.
[04:47:23]  Unfortunately, our friendly neighbors are you know, we've had a good relationship, but they're starting to smell like curry and the curry smell is wafting over to our side of the border and it's causing some issues.
[04:47:33]  And we might have to resolve that with force if necessary.
[04:47:36]  Thank you.
[04:47:37]  Citrus Eddie for one says, My goodness, those eight creatures are so terribly ableist.
[04:47:42]  I'm starting to think that they might be problematic even.
[04:47:44]  Check the minority scale.
[04:47:46]  What they say cannot be ableist or problematic because they are marginalized more so than a disabled white man.
[04:47:53]  Okay.
[04:47:54]  Crispy Legs for five says a happy Monday.
[04:47:58]  And then disappointed face.
[04:47:59]  I know he's the working boy.
[04:48:01]  He's like, oh boy, is it Friday?
[04:48:02]  Do I get to go home after today?
[04:48:04]  Sorry, bud.
[04:48:04]  You got to work this week.
[04:48:08]  Bunker Housing for five says, it's oil.
[04:48:11]  Planets without oil take extremely slow to develop spaceflight due to the lack of needed materials, polymers, and stuff.
[04:48:19]  What the fuck?
[04:48:20]  Is this like your answer to why there's no space aliens that we've encountered?
[04:48:24]  Because they don't have oil.
[04:48:26]  I think other plants with space aliens would have oil, though, right?
[04:48:29]  I mean, it's just carbon.
[04:48:30]  It's like carbon soup, right?
[04:48:33]  I'm not sure what you mean.
[04:48:35]  Thank you, though.
[04:48:36]  Hermberger for two says, vote to you, fealthy rigger, filthy rabor.
[04:48:42]  Humble guardsman for five says, I'm not looking forward to giving up drama content for Lent this Sunday.
[04:48:48]  Lent started like last Wednesday, right?
[04:48:51]  Is this like an Orthodox thing?
[04:48:53]  You guys do Lent on a different calendar?
[04:48:55]  Do you?
[04:48:57]  Check the computers, goddammit.
[04:48:59]  Isn't that what they call it?
[04:49:00]  Computers?
[04:49:01]  Oh, it's Jewish Lent.
[04:49:03]  Oh, oh boy.
[04:49:04]  Thank you.
[04:49:05]  Dale Gribble, 69 for 10 says, Did you already see this one minute?
[04:49:09]  Well, let's check it out.
[04:49:11]  Hunter College, Hunter College Professor Under Fire after a hot mic remark about black students branded blatantly racist.
[04:49:19]  Okay, let's check it out.
[04:49:20]  It helps us fit those skills into our lessons.
[04:49:24]  They're just too dumb to know they're in a bad school.
[04:49:30]  Apparently, the blue king said it.
[04:49:32]  Like, if you train a black person well enough, they'll know what he's about.
[04:49:39]  Is absolutely hearable here.
[04:49:41]  You've got to stop.
[04:49:48]  16 stunned, stupefied faces.
[04:49:51]  What is this?
[04:49:53]  Hunter College professor after is this like a courtroom?
[04:49:57]  Is he saying this in court?
[04:50:00]  Look at her face.
[04:50:02]  Stop the bitch.
[04:50:04]  Dr. Dr. Reggie Hidgins is just like, the stunned silence from everybody.
[04:50:12]  Holy shit.
[04:50:13]  Dude, check out that bitch's nose.
[04:50:17]  What is this?
[04:50:18]  What is this phenotype?
[04:50:20]  That's unfortunate.
[04:50:22]  I'm sorry, sweetie.
[04:50:23]  Go ahead, baby.
[04:50:28]  Just absolutely stunned silence.

=== Lua Scripting Game Engine (02:44) ===

[04:50:34]  Okay.
[04:50:36]  Cool.
[04:50:37]  And then two more super chats.
[04:50:40]  Nick's Hex for two says, I saw Chicago live a couple years ago.
[04:50:45]  Catherine Zeta Jones's character was played by a tranny who couldn't hit the high note in the first song.
[04:50:50]  So he had to sing it in octave lower.
[04:50:53]  Embarrassing.
[04:50:54]  That's the main thing.
[04:50:55]  That's why I don't care so much about race in these because number one, they're already gay.
[04:50:58]  Who gives a shit?
[04:50:59]  But number two, it's like there's like a performance element.
[04:51:02]  You need somebody who can sing the song and dance the dance.
[04:51:04]  And now everybody can do that.
[04:51:05]  So it's like you should pick people who can do that role regardless of who they are because it's fag slop anyways, right?
[04:51:11]  But it's like if you're picking people who can't dance the dance and can't sing the songs, like the uh the tranny, or you're picking people like this who can't sing the song, it's like you're fucking up.
[04:51:23]  You're damaging your fag slop with your picks.
[04:51:26]  I was like, that doesn't hurt my feelings.
[04:51:27]  I don't give a shit.
[04:51:28]  If your fag slot sucks, I don't give a fuck.
[04:51:31]  It's the Broadway audience that gives a fuck because they're the ones that are thinking like the octave.
[04:51:37]  This is this is a song in an octave lower because that singer cannot hit the high notes and that's really embarrassing.
[04:51:42]  I paid Broadway prices for this and I expected a Broadway performance.
[04:51:46]  Why?
[04:51:46]  Don't put someone in front of me who can't sing the fucking song.
[04:51:49]  Don't sing.
[04:51:50]  Don't put someone.
[04:51:50]  I don't give a fuck who they are.
[04:51:52]  Don't put someone in front of me who can't sing the fucking song from paying the fucking Broadway prices.
[04:51:58]  And then the Smoking Gun for one says, have you seen some of the shit kids make in Roblox?
[04:52:03]  Some games are actually decent among all the shit.
[04:52:05]  I've been enjoying Graveslash Digger.
[04:52:07]  I mean, when I played Blockland, bro, you got like really good concepts in there.
[04:52:10]  It was kids who were stripping out all the mapping components of what it was to make a video game and just scripting.
[04:52:17]  So an ideas guy that could script me could have friends build something to count to actually make the map.
[04:52:25]  And then you could load the scripts into the game and play a game mode on the built map.
[04:52:29]  And Roblox is like the exact same kind of thing.
[04:52:31]  You build the map, you put the scripts into it, and then you can like demo a game idea really easily.
[04:52:39]  So anything that you wanted to make into a game, you could easily do.
[04:52:42]  And with Roblox, at this point, it's been in development for so long.
[04:52:45]  I imagine you can do some really crazy stuff with just the Lua scripting engine.
[04:52:49]  So in fact, I think there was a time where I was doing Lua stuff because I had, because I use OpenRusty as our front end for the back, sorry, the web server for the back end.
[04:53:00]  And that uses Lua for some complex stuff that I do for the forum.
[04:53:04]  And I ended up using tools that were made like for Roblox developers because it's Lua.
[04:53:11]  And that somehow, so Roblox in some odd way contributed to the Kiwi farms.
[04:53:16]  Bizarrely.

=== Roblox Development Outro Song (01:31) ===

[04:53:18]  Okay.
[04:53:19]  Let me check, make sure I didn't miss anything on the thing.
[04:53:23]  Let's see.
[04:53:23]  Hawaiians in gifted subs.
[04:53:25]  I'm pretty sure that the gifts don't show up.
[04:53:27]  But thank you.
[04:53:29]  And all the people who resubscribed, thank you.
[04:53:35]  And Jorgan Scormhammer, who said Ball's neighbor, celebrates a 13-month subscription.
[04:53:43]  That's my lucky number, bud.
[04:53:45]  Spurg Zerker gifted five subs.
[04:53:49]  Thank you.
[04:53:50]  Atomic Angel gifted a sub.
[04:53:52]  Thank you.
[04:53:53]  And I think that's it.
[04:53:55]  Okay, so I am going to play the outro song.
[04:54:00]  And then I am going to raid.
[04:54:04]  Okay, so I'm going to raid on both Rumble and Kick.
[04:54:07]  I'm going to find somebody to fucking raid.
[04:54:08]  Okay.
[04:54:09]  So if you want to stick around for that, please do.
[04:54:12]  The song I'm playing is called Inferno by Mrs. Green Apple, which is a weird name because it's all men.
[04:54:17]  I don't give a fuck.
[04:54:19]  I don't know where this song came from.
[04:54:20]  I don't know what it's used in.
[04:54:21]  I don't give a shit that it's like J-pop.
[04:54:23]  It is crunchy, good vibes, wholesome, big chungus.
[04:54:28]  I don't know what they're singing about.
[04:54:29]  So if it's something terrible, I don't give a shit.
[04:54:32]  Okay.
[04:54:32]  It just sounds nice.
[04:54:34]  And it has the mood and the energy that I need at this moment.
[04:54:38]  Okay.
[04:54:39]  So this is Inferno and Mrs. Green Apple.
[04:54:41]  All boys, no women.
[04:54:43]  And then we're raiding.
[04:54:44]  Okay.
[04:54:45]  All right.
[04:54:46]  See you on Friday.
[04:54:47]  Bye-bye.
[04:54:49]  I said.