Meeting Empathchan delves into internet chaos, covering Kim Jong-un's 13-year-old successor nomination and the collapse of High Guard despite its initial player surge. The episode scrutinizes Count Dankula's toxic associations with Empath Chan and his divorce, alongside a Canadian mass shooting where unsecured firearms allegedly caused nine deaths. It further examines Rumble's controversial $2.8 million payment to Jeremy Hambley amidst child pornography allegations, while addressing the suicide of e-girlfriend Course Mediocre7998 and political tensions surrounding ICE agents. Ultimately, the discussion highlights how online toxicity, financial instability, and platform controversies converge to create a volatile digital landscape. [Automatically generated summary]
Well, I like the filter they've got to really make the models really sparkle.
Well, I like it when the models really sparkle.
The mouse has the best voice, I've determined.
Um.
I saw this clip incidentally because the character on the bottom right is internet famous.
This is actually his alter ego.
On the internet, he is famous for being someone called Bent, but he was by nefarious Nair Duels.
And I saw this clip and I thought, wow, listening to Anime Girls sing fucking Sonic the Hedgehog while you mumble sing a quarter of the lyrics yourself is pretty autistic and pretty scary.
And today is a very spooky, very romantic Friday the 13th, day before Valentine's Day.
So I'm feeling pretty spooky.
I'm feeling, it's like on Team Fortress 2, they do the full moon Friday the 13th events.
Like, that's me.
I'm powered up, ready to go in October.
But Friday the 13th, full moons.
That's also, that's the little out-of-season power-ups, okay?
So I figured I'd start us off strong with something spooky and scary.
Not quite romantic, though, unless you're in love with one of these characters, which I think he is.
From my understanding, he's a big simp for one of the corpse, which is like there.
Oh, he's a big simp for Celin, whose name I remember because if you watch the fuck Gator Festival, the six-hour stream I did with PPP about the Gator Game Or when he retired his persona, there was a five-minute long segment where Gator and his co-host say the word Celin, like in the weirdest way possible, and they just keep saying it over and over again.
And there's like no purpose, no humor value whatsoever.
It's just two Autistic Men stimming by going, Celin.
So he's also a Selenomaniac, okay?
And I think she's dead.
I think they killed her.
They put her down.
I think she was one of those characters that got into trouble for like saying stupid shit on Twitter.
So they had to like put her down like a dog.
And now she's like reincarnated as a different character.
Monarchy In Communist Korea00:02:49
All right.
Anyways, that's Bent that we'll get to here in a second.
We're now in the news segment chat.
I start my streams off every stream.
I'm going to need a news hamster, but of course we're on YouTube, which means we need the YouTube news hamster, Neil Maham, where I talk about things that are safe enough to be discussed in the hollowed halls of this wonderful website that never does anything wrong.
Never once exposed a billion children to pregnant Elsa Spider-Man surgery footage for profit.
Never once did that.
And we'll come down very hard on naughty words.
All right, moving right along, everybody's real Oshi.
Kim Jong-un has nominated a successor according to South Korean intelligence.
Very suspiciously, Kim Jong-un has a son in North Korea, being a communist country, has a patriarchal society still.
So it makes it very suspicious that he has already formally proposed that his 13-year-old daughter will be the heir of the, which, in case you don't know, North Korea is the only communist country to ever exist that has had a hereditary dictatorship because the whole point of communism was to overthrow the monarchy.
So to have a monarchy in a communist country is very strange.
And the only other country that's communist that had a monarch, I want to say, I want to say Jamaica.
It was like some Caribbean country was communist briefly, but also represented the Queen of England as their monarch because they wanted to stay in the Commonwealth.
So they were a communist country with a monarch, which is very strange, very Vicky 3-pilled.
Kim Jong-un, this is separate.
He doesn't represent the king of England anyway, but he is a hereditary dictator and he has named a chubby 13-year-old girl to be his heir, a parent.
And I have to say, it's very weird to see Korean people who don't get cosmetic surgery because I'm so used to seeing like cosmetic surgery in South Korea is so common that it's basically standard practice that for everybody super sweet 16, they get a jawbone shaving and then like a double eyelid surgery.
So when you see North Koreans and they're just like regular Korean people with no surgery, you're like, huh, I forgot this is what they look like when they don't get the surgery.
So yeah.
Cool.
Very fascinating society, the North Korean people, chat.
Now back to lesser society.
Of course, Best Korea is a pinnacle of culture and achievement.
And in the West, we languish and flounder.
Free-To-Play Game Chaos00:06:41
Hundreds of people over several years worked very hard to produce a game called High Guard, which was premiered, I think, for the first time during the E3 awards in December, something like that.
Don't quote me.
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
But it's remarkable because it's already dead.
It's a free-to-play game that launched to 60,000 concurrent players.
So not even really a strong launch for a AAA game.
It's now only got like a couple hundred left.
And I actually watched some Twitch streams of people playing Highguard.
And the number two streamer on Twitch was a literal Brazilian transgender folks who was like Lamau dude weed.
And he was very strange, but he was like the number two.
He had like 200 viewers.
And he said that he was born and raised in New York City, but he sounded ESL, which I guess is just like common practice now that everybody from New York City just doesn't even sound like they speak English as a first language.
Anyways, this guy called Tyler Wilde posted an article saying that Highguard did not flop.
However, High Guard Studios disagrees because they have actually laid off the majority of their staff.
They are now on a skeleton crew.
They published this like grand five-year epic plan for releasing new content and installments, but that might be hard to do with no staff remaining, unless they're just going to replace everybody with Claude, which I would support as an anthropic enjoyer.
Um, so they said uh that today we made an incredibly difficult decision to part ways with a number of our team members while keeping a core group of developers to continue innovating on and supporting the game.
However, that's a fucking lie, they're gonna drop this shit so fucking hard that it's uh incredible.
Um, and let's see, let's see the Steam DB.
That sounds fun.
Oh, I would love to verify that I'm human.
Okay, so this is the full timeline on January 26.
It launched to 97,000 players.
The next day, yeah, the next day it was down to 40,000 peaks.
So that is a drop off of 60%.
I would say 60% is probably a good guess, maybe 59%.
And then, following that trend, is another 50% drop on the second day down to 19,000 players.
Um, then it was at 12%, 11.
It bumped back up to 15 on the following Saturday as the kids got in and said, Oh, there's a free-to-play game.
I haven't gotten to enjoy this this week.
So, the first weekend, which I guess was supposed to be like in a real release, like the game would drop 100,000 people play it.
They're all like, Bro, you gotta like check this out, bro.
This is like a free-to-play game, and it's like the bees fucking these.
That's how zoomers and gen alpha talks, right?
So, then by Saturday, all the little zoomies and alphas would be out of school, and they'll get to play, and it'll be like 150,000.
Okay, but no, there are 2,500 players, which is actually not that bad.
There's uh games which are why does it have such a negative review?
I watched it by the way.
The best way I can say is that it's like Fortnite meets the other one where you have the black stripper that can collect loot.
I forget the name of this, I played it a bunch with my friend.
Like, God, that was so long ago that I had friends.
That's an old game now, anyways.
It's like that you can break walls and shit.
Like, it's Fortnite, so that's why it reminds me of Fortnite.
You can ride like a boar.
Um, I want to see the no, I do not want to launch this game.
Don't do this to me.
Show me the reviews, bro.
Oh, this is the I can't view the reviews.
What?
Oh, I have to sign in.
I don't want to fucking sign in.
Hold up, Steam High Guard.
Check it out.
Mixed reviews.
How could that possibly fucking be?
How could we have mixed reviews?
Game was mid, but I can't support a company who lays off the devs.
What the fuck does that mean?
Bro, your company's going through like economic fucking hardship, bro.
I'm never buying from you again, bitch.
Are you like retarded?
What's the fuck's wrong with you?
This kid's fucking dumb.
And a bunch of people, like 100 Zoomies are fucking retarded.
Um, yet another game where aim assist basically means you don't have recoil.
MNK has an advantage, but giving controller aimbot was not the answer.
I enjoyed the game, it's fun, not recommended 20 hours.
The game is actually really fun.
Recommended.
We have a high guard enjoyer, but two people laughed, replied with laughing emojis of this.
They did not think that was a good review.
Um, it suffers because it blueballed the world into thinking we might get Titanfall 3.
I had so much fun with this game in the beginning: 40 hours in one week.
So, this guy has played this game a full-time job in one week and is like, Yeah, fuck this game.
It hasn't figured out and it will die.
The game's biggest sin is controllers having free forgiven aim blot.
I enjoyed this game.
I think that zoomers are dumb.
Oh, here, you can see how it plays.
Yeah, you're zipping around on zip lines like in that other game with the stripper.
You're shooting people from high towers like Fortnite.
Show them breaking walls.
Are you not going to you?
They don't have the fucking balls.
There's a pony, by the way.
You can ride mounts because they want when they put this game through RD and they put it through the financial people.
They were like, yeah, you have to have some kind of mount system so that we can sell epic mounts for $100 each.
Unfortunately, that's not going to happen because they're getting molested.
Oh, look, look, they got Reinhardt in this game.
They got Reinhardt, everybody.
Look at that.
They got an actual Reinhardt in this game.
That's so cool.
I loved Reinhard.
Okay.
Awesome.
Great idea.
Every AAA game is, like, just throwing all this garbage into it.
I literally haven't played, I was going to say, like, in a blender.
Like, we need like tall towers that you can break down with a hammer.
And we need like horses and ponies.
And we need like hero classes that can do like a hammer smash, like an Overwatch.
And we need young girls showing off midriff, of course, and Typhoon and clothing.
And yeah, it's going to be like a looter extraction, circle closing, hero tower building game.
And like, awesome.
What should we call it?
UK Enforces 4chan Rules00:06:14
And then they just said high guard.
And I was like, yeah, I guess.
I guess we're guarding stuff that's high up because we built a tower like in Fortnite.
And that's why it has no identity or character whatsoever.
Nobody actually gave a fuck about this game.
Anyways, I was going to say, I haven't played a game since February.
And I have no intentions to play any games except except one.
Except maybe.
Oh, it doesn't even show up.
It hasn't this been no gorgeous ghost.
Why is it when I search Life is Strange, I get Gorgeous Ghost?
Anyways, service and live grace.
So Steam is just a porn site now.
And I can't find my Life is Strange.
There is a Life is Strange coming out.
I'm going to be contractually obligated to play with it.
So I think that they're bringing back the hella fucking Rad Girl because she was snubbed in the last game.
They're bringing her back.
Anyways, High Guard failed.
Now, I mentioned that the Zoomies would have to go to Discord to advertise High Guard.
Unfortunately, the next time Zoomies open Discord, they may be forced to do what I like to call and what I hope catches on as being the goi shuffle.
What is the goy shuffle?
Anytime that the phone directs you to smile or frown on command and shake your head like you just don't care for the camera to prove you're not a bot, that is the goi shuffle.
That is your Israeli masters telling you to dance on command.
And you will fucking do it because otherwise your discord kitten will be forever forgotten.
You guys never bother to exchange phone numbers.
You don't have each other on signal.
You have no idea how to communicate with other people outside of your computer or your phone app.
So when they tell you to shake your booty for them, you're going to fucking do it because otherwise Discord kittens are going to be gone forever because you never actually bother to figure out ways to talk to people without using Discord.
As part of the real ID sweep, which is infesting all Commonwealth countries and the United States, you will be forced to prove that you are an adult.
And how do you prove that you're an adult?
It used to be you would use credit card information, but that's not the fucking point now.
So we're going to make sure that you face dox yourself to Discord.
Now, why would that be a problem?
Could it be that Discord is owned in part by Tencent?
Could it be that China is using it to spy on literally hundreds of millions of the most vulnerable young adults and teenagers in the entire country?
Could it be that Discord's chats are completely unencrypted?
Both server chats and also private messages.
Did you know that Discord private messages use the exact same plain text exchange architecture that all server chat rooms do?
Therefore, not a single thing that you say in Discord is encrypted by any understanding of the word.
They don't even pretend otherwise.
Did you know that they admit openly that they use AI to read your messages to help them enforce rules?
Did you know that when you delete your account, they don't actually delete any of your chat logs, they just anonymize them with the deleted user gravestone for your account.
But actually, all that information remains on their servers in perpetuity forever and ever and ever accessible to Tencent Amen.
That is Discord.
And soon they're going to have your face because none of you have the tenacity to actually let go of Discord.
All your friends use Discord.
All your social clubs use Discord.
Your favorite gamers all use Discord to communicate with each other.
Your favorite Twitch streamer is your Oshi.
She uses fucking Discord.
And if you want to give her more stuff, you're going to have to use Discord to do it.
So you will keep using Discord.
You will do the GOI shuffle.
You will smile for them.
They will literally tell you to smile and you're going to fucking smile for Tencent.
They're going to record your face.
They're going to read your chat logs.
They're going to learn everything about you.
They're going to use that to sell you shit.
They're going to use that information to learn more about Discord in the United States literal actual Discord in the United States so they can better psyop us into civil war.
You're going to do it.
You're going to fucking smile.
You're never ever going to bother to find a different platform to talk to your friends on because you're too fucking lazy.
Next, 4chan has been fined 520,000 pounds sterling for refusing to make their service inaccessible to the United Kingdom and refusing to comply with the Anti-Speech Act that they passed.
Preston Byrne has announced that they have continued to add penalties and are insisting that 4chan pay them a sum that is worth more than the entirety of 4chan at this point in time.
There's more to this I want to talk about, but I want to develop a little plan before I talk about it.
Rape Ape, sorry, that's his dead name.
His new name is Grape Ape.
He's a reformed grapist.
He's no longer the hard R. Grape Ape has announced that they have no plans to make 4chan inaccessible in the UK.
And if the UK wants to make 4chan inaccessible in the UK, they can do it themselves.
I have also stopped blocking the UK, and I haven't received any communications.
I think that Ofcom wants to do something about 4chan first because it's a bigger site.
They also have a stronger case.
The UK's argument is that they do actually have the power to enforce their rules on 4chan because 4chan has a self-serve advertisement system where you can run banners on the site.
And to sell their soft serve advertising, 4chan actually represents demographics based on country of origin.
And they use as part of this advertising for their advertisement system that they have X number of users from the UK.
So the Ofcom's argument is that because 4chan represents that it has a demographic base in the UK and uses that to sell services so that other people can target users in the UK, they have subjected themselves to British law.
Autonomous Delivery Drones Crash00:06:12
That's their argument.
Next.
What's Josh doing?
I'm not doing anything.
I haven't blocked them or anything.
I don't represent that.
My site's for the British.
In fact, I say if you're British, you should stop using my fucking website because you suck.
I'm going to, I'm going to, oh, dude, I get to dab on a British person today.
I'm so happy.
Two of them, actually.
Matter of fact, if you want to know the truth about it, I'm fucking hyped.
I'm not trying, I'm trying not to blow through all my content just to get to the fun part where I get to make fun of the English.
Make me, bro.
You got to kick me off.
And if you kick me off, I'm just going to use fucking tour.
I'm going to keep fucking Angloid posting on your fucking website and there's nothing you can do about it.
Isn't that sad?
Isn't that sad?
think you can just kick me off your website um next an amazon drone has crashed Let's check it out.
Amazon is investigating the crash of a delivery drone in Richardson.
The drone was on a delivery run when it hit the side of an apartment building.
Nobody was injured, but Fox 4's Alex Boyer did get the chance to talk to a witness who recorded video of the crash.
What'd they say, Alex?
Hey, guys, you know, certainly drone deliveries, as we know, were on the rise in North Texas, but this is certainly not something you see every day.
That woman that you mentioned, Heather, she happened to be looking out of the window of her apartment building when she saw that Amazon drone trying to make a delivery and said it crashed into the side of the building and hit the ground.
Take a look.
It was an ordinary Wednesday at this Richardson apartment complex when suddenly a rogue Amazon delivery drone.
That is a really nice way to give parking to an apartment complex.
They have direct floor-to-floor.
When I lived in Manila, we lived, me and Frederick, we lived in different buildings.
There was like four of these buildings that took up an entire block and they were joined at different floors.
And this is kind of like that, but each like level of this apartment complex has its own parking garage floor.
That's really nice, actually.
Richardson apartment complex when suddenly a rogue Amazon delivery drone sparked a commotion.
Take a look.
Oh.
Oh my God.
I was really more just recording because I've not seen an Amazon drone yet.
And when I heard it out there, I was like, oh, my family, we've been talking about it.
This woman was like, oh, boy, honey, get the camera.
There's innovation outside our window.
And then it like crashes into the fucking building.
Like, oops.
So far, one out of the one Amazon delivery drones I've seen has ended in fire and catastrophe.
I mean, I just happened to get the crash on camera.
Chesarina Johnson took the dramatic cell phone video.
The city of Richardson launched drone delivery service last December.
Johnson said the large drone carrying a package crashed near a maintenance worker.
He called the Richardson Fire Department.
Johnson says, Did she loot it?
She jumped out the she jumped out the window like in high guard and just started looting the drone.
I was like, I found some fucking rare loot, bro.
If this has crash in a seedier part of Texas, you know, where there's like, if it crashed into a giant monkey statue, the shit would have been looted for parts.
The propellers were still moving.
Starting to burn.
And you see a few sparks.
I look.
Oh, sorry.
I hate to be pausing, but this guy does not give a fuck.
He's like, hmm, this flying lithium battery is on fire.
I wonder if I should, quite pungent indeed.
Imagine the aroma of this burning plastic and chemical combination battery.
And you see a few sparks in one of my videos.
Luckily, nothing really caught on fire where it got, it escalated really crazy, but they had to come and try to dismantle it.
And then shortly after they came, two Amazon guys came and they had to Amazon truck.
In a statement to Fox 4 News.
It wasn't even an Amazon truck.
They just got the call.
Yeah, another one.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, here's the address.
And then they just show up and they got like an Amazon like hoodie on, and that's it.
An Amazon spokesman said, in part, a prime air drone in vertical flight struck the outside of an apartment building in Richardson before making contact with the ground.
While the drone was damaged, no one was injured, and the apartment building only sustained minimal damage.
We're working with the appropriate people involved to make sure any repairs are handled.
In certain cases, I've seen videos where the there's a song.
The band is called Grandson.
He released a new album, and it sucks.
Most of it's just like Trump derangement syndrome, but there's a song that I really like.
So I can never output the autonomous delivery robot.
I really like this song.
I also hate the autonomous delivery robot.
Fuck, fuck robots.
The only robot I trust is clawed.
And if it's not clawed, I ain't talking to it.
Okay, next.
Fully Compromised Computer Screen00:04:05
Twitch support has announced that there is a new ad format so you can help support your favorite streamers even more.
When you pause the video, you will now receive an advertisement.
Twitch support says the new ad format experiment pause screen ads as part of our ongoing work to make ads less intrusive while offering creators additional revenue sources.
These ads will appear when a viewer pauses the stream.
The skippable ads experiment is still ongoing at the same time.
Purple Heart Emoji.
You can't even run away from the autonomous ad delivery system on Twitch because they will, if you like, oh god, this iDubbs guy, you fucking pause the video.
Yeah, you're getting an ad.
You're getting an ad.
You will support, you will support iDubbbs, no matter what you try to do.
TP Deluxe says, fuck robots, spends hours conversating with AI.
I will address this only by pointing out that you're black and only black people say conversating.
Okay, need I say more opinion discarded.
The Dutch authorities have seized a VPN server without a warrant.
The Canadian Windscribe, a VPN company, said that one of their European servers has allegedly been seized by Dutch authorities without a warrant.
According to the company's post on X, law enforcement said they will return to the service when they are fully analyzing it.
It is unclear why law enforcement impounded just a single rack from Windscribe's cabinet, but the VPN's provider said that it only uses RAM disk servers, meaning anyone who would look through the installed SSCs would only find stock Ubuntu installs on it.
So the servers shouldn't hold any trackable data.
So what they're saying is that they have a no-logs RAM only setup where it's like when the server boots up, it downloads a copy of the running software and it downloads it directly to RAM.
And then as soon as the server is powered off, the data is gone forever.
Now, there are ways of actually dealing with this.
I've been informed that if you use like Canned Duster, you can actually freeze RAM and then install that in a computer and analyze it.
So I don't know if they have any information on that, but that's supposedly a thing.
Apparently, Dutch people are just all about seizing stuff these days.
They also seize some like Chinese hardware manufacturing company in the country.
Now they're seizing VPN servers.
Very curious.
It's very curious because the Netherlands is held up as such a wonderful place to be with such high security and trust.
But alas.
Next.
Two Zoomy girls have decided that they would take a heck an awesome selfie showing their position for LinkedIn.
And they posted this to LinkedIn to show off, yes, we are girls in the workplace.
We are heckin' what's it?
Girl bosses.
Unfortunately, if we take a little look, you'll notice that there is a computer screen behind them.
And the computer screen is a dashboard for Paragon, which is a spyware control system.
So if you actually analyze the photo, you'll see personal identifying information about a victim, a button called intercept, which is used to start spying on them.
All of the apps that are available on that person's device and what they're connected to, such as TikTok and Telegram and so on and so forth.
All their messages from across these different devices.
And then the actual inspection of those chats.
So this device is fully compromised.
And they accidentally just expose that they have access to this information and the very specific details of the person who has been compromised.
Very fascinating, chat.
Next.
Now, this is a great article.
Bucky Beaver Deportation Threats00:05:36
Okay.
This has been making rounds.
The science is in.
They've done the interviews.
They've talked to people.
And now they have concluded this.
Gen Alpha or Gen Z, sorry, Gen Z is the first generation to have a lower IQ than their previous generation ever on recorded history.
Now, many people are pointing fingers saying, is it the computers?
Obviously, it couldn't be.
Millennials were raised with computers.
Is it TikTok?
Is it short form content?
Is it Twitter?
What is it that is making the youth dumber?
Now, they never once, ever, at any point come to the obvious conclusion that our demographics have changed and we have tons of fucking Indians in our country now.
Never once.
Never even entertain that concept.
It's forbidden knowledge.
You can never say this, this, because it's wrong, chat.
Sorry, Neil Maham.
I saw you there.
I saw him tutting at me.
Obviously, it has nothing to do with any perceived debunked association between race and IQ.
Okay.
It is definitely short form content.
It's definitely TikTok.
It's definitely Twitter's fault.
Okay.
Immigration is a good thing.
Our societies are better for being diverse, chat.
So this disgusting looking creature decided that he would take a shot at Bucky's, and I took that personally.
Let's listen to what this freak has to say.
Also, Hunter's tip.
Can I do a last little Hunter's tip to tap off our video?
Hunter's tip is don't dress up and pretend that you're helping people in a government organization and kill people in the middle of the streets.
That's pretty cool, huh?
Fuck ISIS is what I'm saying.
How is this happening?
How is this the world we're in?
How do people justifiably support this, Nick?
I have no idea.
It's murder.
All I want to say, Hunter's Tib, fuck ice.
Bucky Beaver would not let an ice agent inside of his deal.
Bucky Beaver does not approve of ice, dude.
Where the f do you think Bucky Beaver's from, dude?
Bucky Beaver is from Texas, and Bucky Beaver would deport you for sure.
I'm just going to say it.
Yeah, he's fucking from Canada.
Man, dude.
What are we thinking?
You're Arch Alpine III, his family was just all from Texas?
No, dude.
They came over here.
This guy is like a really big deal.
This guy's Meat Canyon, and now he's like got the TDS because he's like, wait a second, they're deporting people that look like me, so therefore they're bad.
They started up.
Imagine if I shot Arch Alpine, there'd be no, no Buc-ee's.
Sorry.
Bye-bye, Buckies.
Fuck ice.
Fuck ice.
They all should rot now, and they will.
It's awesome.
So there you go.
Bye.
This guy is super edgy.
I only know the name Meat Canyon because I know he draws like really gross, weird, edgy shit, like as like a job.
But never, sure, I would draw disgusting, weird shit, but I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever support a hecking fascism.
Now, if you want to know, apparently leftists hate Bucky's now.
If you are curious why Bucky's is so great, allow me to elucidate you.
Bucky's is a gas station that has 100-plus gas pumps.
I discussed this on a previous stream when I talked about how I like to buy ethanol-free gas for no specific reason.
And everyone told me that this was actually a good decision.
I've actually been further validated in this decision because I've discovered that ethanol supports the state of Iowa.
And the state of Iowa can go fuck itself because its senator won't pass the Save Act to enforce voter ID.
So fuck Iowa and fuck its senator.
I will not be buying ethanol gas whenever possible to specifically hurt by micropennies, your economy.
Anyways, their bathrooms are really clean and you can buy beef jerky there.
And they also have like pulled pork barbecue sandwiches that are pretty good.
It's a really nice place, actually.
Bucky's is a pleasant experience.
People don't understand the value of a pleasant experience these days.
He's like, no, you have to go to the ghetto S. What's the really shitty gas station?
There's like several small chains that have just been like completely obliterated by the passage of time.
Anyways, if you go there, it's like it's, you got bars in the window, quick sack.
That's a pretty shitty one.
7-Eleven is often really good.
I've never been to, I don't think I've ever been to Oawas.
I've never felt the inclined to go.
Anyways, Sinclair.
Yeah, Sinclair is pretty fucking run-down, isn't it?
Anyways, you're supposed to go to these rundown corner stores that are dangerous, that threaten you, that make you feel scared when you walk in them.
That's the experience.
Bucky's is the white man's experience, and therefore is fascism and ice and evil.
See, this is what I mean.
You build a wonderful palace like Bucky's, and then this fucking, this guy, this fucking creature, this like sad sack looking, like, just, just look at this physiogamy.
What is his race?
What is his ethnicity?
If you were trying to find a country where he belongs, where would you put him?
If you were ICE and you were a fascist and going to deport him to where he belongs, you would have no idea.
You'd be like, this guy has no home.
He has no place in the world.
He will never fit in anywhere because he has no identity.
He has no concept of an id.
He belongs to nothing ever.
And that way, this guy thinks, he goes to Bucky's and was like, what the fuck?
All these fat white bitches are here.
I hate white people.
Empath Chan Controversy Explained00:15:26
I'm going to put them on my video.
I'm going to say, fuck ice.
It's very sad, very cringe.
Next, there is a new game out.
I have not followed this, but apparently it's a big fucking deal.
It's a game where you have cats, and one of the cats can be Sona Chew.
Now, apparently, the game is very the creator's idea of advertising this game is just to get all these different like famous people to do meows for the cats.
And some of the meows include like Tom Cardi, Tom Fulp, Vinny from Vine Sauce, Gila Klein, just like a wide, wide net.
James Stefani Sterling, the dust, is a meower in this cat game.
Also featured is Christine Wesson Chandler, and also featured is Ian Brandon Anderson, aka Liquid Chris.
So they got real Christian, and then they got the troll from literally 20 fucking years ago to do meows on this.
They got Froggy Frash.
Oh my God.
They don't have no Sam Hyde.
I guess Sam Hyde and iDubbs.
Sam Hyde and me were not permitted to do voices for cats.
I was not ass.
So fuck this game.
I'm not playing it.
I got snubbed.
I want to be a cat.
Why can't I be a cat?
I didn't get Nick Fuentes either.
You know who would like to be a cat?
Nick Fuentes.
Think of his meows.
It's bullshit.
I know.
I'm always snubbed.
Everyone hates me, chat.
Next.
This black woman attempts to find cheese and becomes irate.
Let's take a listen.
Here's why I hate gentrification.
You got Gouda, whatever the fuck that is, cranberry cheese, Goo, gourmeti, whatever the fuck.
All this cheese, right?
And no fucking taco cheese.
Mind you, I'm in Washington Heights.
I'm in Washington Heights.
No grandma, no fucking taco cheese, all of this fucking random ass bullshit.
Like, I love so much the cheese, but I'm not trying to put it on a fucking taco.
What the fuck, bro?
Get the fuck out of my city.
Like now, you may be disheartened to hear that this woman is unable to find cheese.
However, I have visited every store around me and I have since found a place to get cheese, which is why if you were to subscribe to mad at the internet.gumro.com or madath the internet.locals.com, you would have been graced with this lovely cheese photo.
Yes, this is my cheese platter for Valentine's Day, taken with my camera.
And I can prove not if you don't believe this, if you think this has to be AI, Josh, no way are you so tasteful.
No way are you out there assembling such beauty, such awe-inspiring beauty with such perfect framing and composition.
I will prove it after we switch over to kick because unfortunately, what I wish to show you is not only impossible for an eye, an AI to figure out or to replicate, it is impossible to show in the presence of Neil Maham.
Now that is the little QR code to switch over to Ki.
Now, but I would like to tempt you even further.
If seeing proof that the cheese photos are real doesn't persuade you to go to kick right now, perhaps this young woman's smoking meth may entice you.
I've been told by Neil Maham, I cannot show you this woman's smoking meth, but I've been told by Evil Eddie and by the Rumble guys that you sure can show a woman smoking meth on our platform.
So if you would like to press play on this bad boy right here, there's only one place.
Actually, there's two places, but I don't advertise Rumble as much for a reason I'll get into in a second.
If you want to see the explanation of why I don't advertise Rumble so much, you have to switch over to Kick from YouTube.
Okay.
Sorry, everybody on YouTube, but you know the rules.
It's not my fault that you are like, Neil Maham.
No, I can never betray you, Neil Maham.
My loyalty, my honor is true for you, Neil Maham.
All right, those fucking YouTubers are gone, chat.
They're gone.
Goodbye.
Let's light them up.
Just a little dab of the Metharuski.
Now, before I get into this, I want to prove my cookies are real.
Okay.
For those of you, as I said, mad at the internet.gumrood.com, mad at the internet.locals.com if you prefer.
Let's have a look.
Now, the beginning of this video is black because I accidentally recorded some of my floor, like one inch of my floor, and I'm like, fuck that.
So I cut that out, but there will be true verification a little bit way through.
Unfortunately, after my last video with the cookies, with the Santa cookies, doubters still said it must be fake.
It must be AI.
It must be paid for.
There's no way such a tasteful table runner or marble backdrop could possibly be in the one bedroom trailer of Josh Moon.
But yet, we now have verification cookies.
We now have verification coins.
AI cannot do this.
AI is simply incapable of producing the images that you're seeing right now.
Deport Indians, neighbor.
These things are incapable for any AI to generate.
And I will show you that they are real.
Let's go with this one.
This looks like the tastiest cookie.
Okay.
So there you go.
The cookies are fucking real.
Suffer, every suffer, cookie doubters.
Suffer.
Okay.
Like I said, this exquisite content and the latest episode of me and PPP, we did a whole thing making fun of couples.
Mattheinet.locals.com.gumro.com.
We're like 70% of the way towards my goal.
Okay.
So you may be wondering, Josh, why did you show us?
Hey, I remember.
Neil Maham, get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here, Neil Maham.
Okay.
Maybe wondering, Josh, why did you show us this methor?
The answer is this methor is streaming with Count Dankula.
Meet Empath Chan.
And I would actually love to show you guys Empath Chan.
So I'm usually, I switch over to Kick and I do the new segment for Kick and for Rumble.
But I'm actually going to go out of order here.
I can't contain my excitement anymore.
I have to show you Empath Chan.
Okay.
So Count Dankula posted this video and we're going to watch it together.
Hello, everyone.
It's Empacha and I'm taking over Count Dankula's channel.
It was promised to me by Allah.
Allah was going to take me as one of his wives, but he said that I'm too old for him and I'm taking over because Allahu Akbar and the Jews don't own anything anymore.
It's all Allah's and mine.
Actually, this channel was promised to me 3,000 years ago.
By Shuda's quiet here in the jungles of Vietnam, soccer 1971.
Hello, everyone.
My name is Otta Boong.
I'm from Nigeria.
Does anybody have fire chicken and watermelon for me?
No, no.
No, no, tribesmen.
That's quite enough.
That's quite enough, tribesman.
I dropped my fucking helmet.
I dropped my fucking helmet.
Oh, no.
It's okay.
I knew a nice Jewish man with a nice bowl.
He's going to take you on a lovely trip.
Hi, guys.
I'm going to defend Europe.
I'm going to save the white race and start the fourth Reich.
I'm so excited, guys.
Okay, that's enough.
It's bedtime.
What do you mean?
I don't want to go to bed.
It's time.
But I have to save the white rape.
Of course you do, sweetie.
Up the raw.
Terrorists win.
I don't even want to be in Northern Ireland.
It's fucking shit.
I was told that this is a nationalist socialist movement.
Those fuckers lied to me.
Carbombing children is fine, but as soon as I say Margaret Toucher has some good points, I'm the bad guy.
I want my 72 virgins to kind of collect Funko Pops.
I cannot believe there's a minute left of this.
I guess we have to watch it all.
I don't mean to pause it.
I honestly thought, like, I thought this, I was thinking to myself, this video is only two and a half minutes long.
We have to be like five minutes in by now, but no.
The suffering will continue, chat.
The incels, incel rising, total incel rising.
I'm the female Elliot Roger.
Me and my incel army will march upon Israel.
What's sad is I think she's sober in this.
This is where you can ramble and have fun.
I don't know what to say, though.
Okay, I think actually we're just going to end it there because I cannot take any more.
In case you're wondering, my nose is snuffy, okay?
So stop making fun of me breathing.
Okay, I need air to continue talking and my nose is not available to me.
Okay, you're fucking bullying me and it's hurting my feelings, okay?
Second of all.
Second of all, he definitely fucked her.
Okay.
Listen, this is the arrangement.
This whole video plus the tag, this tag right here is the most important thing.
He is driving traffic to her.
In case you're wondering, yes, she is a literal whore.
He attempts to clarify that to answer everyone's questions, no, we didn't.
And that's not my girlfriend, Lamau.
Now, I believe him when he says that's not his girlfriend.
However, no, we didn't.
See, listen, it hurts, it strains an average person's brain to lie.
Okay.
It strains an average person's brain to lie.
So what he does here is say to answer everyone's questions, no, we didn't.
No, we didn't want.
He does not outright deny having sexual relations with this Empath Chan because that would cause him anxiety and stress to lie to thousands of people like this.
So he simply says, no, we didn't, and leaves it to you to fill in the gap there that they didn't have sex.
But actually, he could be referring to doing meth together or drinking piss.
He has plausible deniability.
However, I do believe him when he says that's not his girlfriend, at least right now.
Okay.
So who is Empath Chan?
You might have noticed when I hovered over her name or looked to the right that she is blocked.
She has attempted to contact me twice.
However, I am too smart, too wily, too learned to fall for such tricks.
She sent me a message saying, hey, I immediately blocked her because why the fuck would I ever talk to her?
She then messaged me again several months later from a second account saying, why is my Kiwi Pharmaceut in Prospering Grounds?
And I immediately blocked her again.
I also moved her thread out because it was a good question.
So now we have an Empath Chan thread.
However, it's very slow compared to another website which had more information.
So if you're from that website and you say, hey, these are our screenshots, it's true.
It's true.
I stole them.
And I'm being nice by not mentioning which website.
Okay.
I know you hate that.
Now, unfortunately, Count Danklu did not have the good sense to do this.
You might be asking yourself, why, besides doing meth, why would she be so toxic that you have to avoid her?
I knew a little bit about who Empath Chan was because, if I remember correctly, she had hooked up.
Actually, let's not spoil that.
So here's one of the things she posted.
Now, obviously, you can compare the pictures of her with this.
This is what it looks like when a man's camera is pointed at her sitting in a chair.
And this is how she chooses to represent herself.
You may notice that there is striking dissimilarity between the two characters.
Now, this one is true to life, and this one is ran through at least 10,000 different machines to generate.
Okay.
This is another one.
You might think, wow, that's more conventionally attractive than this.
Yes, that is the results of Photoshop and computer-generated imagery.
It's also her body portions are like the most whacked out fucking thing in this because I think I can show this.
She posted it herself.
Oh, yeah, it's a leotard, so that's safe to post.
You can tell that her proportions are not at all similar to reality.
Okay.
This is Impact Chan.
This is Empath Chan.
This is Twitter.
Okay.
So be smart like me.
Don't be like Count Dankula.
He already signed the contracts about this arrangement.
Okay.
He likes to think that this is funny, but he's the one that got jewed.
He already put the ink on the paper.
And then the delivery shows up.
And it's like, what the fuck?
This is what I was advertised and this is what I was got.
And she's like, sorry, the contract is orn toit, or in clad.
You can't get out of it.
No wiggle room.
And he's like, all right, fuck me, I guess.
This is her also in real life.
I don't know why she's wearing a pinstripe suit, but she is confronted.
Okay.
This is her making faces that scare me.
Oh, she was on Fresh and Fit.
Oh my God, bro.
I keep hearing about Fresh and Fit and I despise it.
It's like Myron Gaines' fucking channel.
I got an email notification and I checked to see what it is.
And someone canceled their gumroad subscription.
So I guess my shilling is working against me.
Okay, Fresh and Fit.
Here's some Discord messages.
Here's her saying she fucks kids.
I don't know why she would say this, except, you know, the obvious.
Here we have some more Discord chat between her and her fans.
Okay, Sal says, what is everyone here's type?
Pol Pot says mothers.
Gash says useful.
Empath Chan says little boys.
In a different conversation, Sammy asks, if an 18-year-old is with a 13-year-old, that's definitely illegal.
Rain says, that's like the cucked American definition of pedo.
Inkjet printer says your DMs, question mark.
369 post a glowy troll emoji.
Inkjet printer says boom roasted.
Sammy says, especially if they're engaging in sexual shit.
But then Empath Chan clarifies, yeah, but she's a female.
She gets the pass.
And then a different conversation, she says, she's a pedo, and that's fucks king-based.
This is also from Discord.
Empath Chan says, Sigmund Freud loved incest, pedophilia, and transcending the ego.
He was the most base person.
And then these are all different tweets from her.
I'll focus on, I guess, all of them.
Why not?
Histuronic personality disorder hits different or pussy hits different.
The female equivalent of joking.
I have cock PTSD from fem cell rape.
I love incest.
If you go to therapy, you're normal.
Gooning to Richard Ramirez victims autopsies.
Knowing you are ugly in my presence is very shameful.
Well, you're fucking one to talk, buddy boy.
PTSD And Gun Safety Debates00:09:53
How about this one?
Need more toilet slaves.
So true.
In the images, the food isn't hot.
And then it says the food with three different five-year-old girls in different outfits that show midriff.
Cool.
Now, I remind you, Count Dankula fell for this shit and has brought this person into his home.
This is a different tweet.
I love being near a school because I can use my binoculars to see the kids play in the playground.
And then she's implying that she is masturbating herself with a dildo while looking at children through binoculars.
And then finally, extra shameful.
Empathchan has actually fucked Destiny.
This is Arian Femmcell saying, Destiny has been harboring Empath Chan in his apartment for almost three weeks while she does blackface and meth.
She posted this tweet from his place on November 5th.
She has been there since October 20th.
I honestly do not want to know what they have been doing all this time.
And there's a picture of Destiny and Empath Chan together.
This woman is a serial E-celleb fucker.
And Dankula fell for it.
This is what this guy got divorced.
In case you don't know, this guy is married and has children.
And he basically like looks matched his wife.
And then they divorce.
And I firmly believe this is baseless speculation from an internet gossip monger.
But let's see.
Dankula Tranny.
Bed?
Dankula Bed?
Count Dankula Bed.
Ah, there we go.
That's the magic word right there.
I think, I honestly think that he did something with the transgender folks.
And his wife found out.
And she had to ask herself, is having this man in my child's life a benefit for us?
Do I deserve to get multiple STDs from Trannys and Empath Chans?
And she came to the conclusion, a very reasonable conclusion, that no, I should not want to risk that.
Now, I should mention, his explanation for this photo is that he met up with several creators in Glasgow and they did like a pub crawl together.
And this is them like in the basement of wherever they were staying, like an Airbnb after the pub crawl.
And if you were to turn the camera around, there's like eight other guys that they knew that were hanging out together.
So it's not like they're about to butt fuck or anything.
But he had a run-in with Finster as well.
And I can't find the picture.
I think it's just stories.
But I think Finster also met up with him in Glasgow.
And they probably also fucked.
Because when, if you don't know, Dankula once did an interview with Chris Chan.
When I was briefly Chris Chan's minder, I helped him set up interviews.
And one of the interviews that he did was with Dankula.
And so as part of that, I joined his Discord at the time because this is before I gave up on Discord.
And his server is like really weird, cringe.
Like their big running joke was poop.
They had something called like the Magna Scata is like their name of their rules.
And it was filled with like demented angloid freaks that love like trannies and shit.
And it was very open and inclusive because he's like a libertarian.
But Femboys and Poop were like always memes in his Discord.
So yeah, that's my big memory of Dankula.
And now he's divorced and he's hanging out with Empath Chan.
It's like, it's so damn bad, bro.
It's so damn bad.
Like a guy like Count Dankula thinks, like, I'm a fucking e-celeb.
I do mad lads.
They get a million views.
I could have any bish I want.
And then the divorce actually happens.
And you get the empathchan.
You get the bad ending.
And Destiny was nice enough to let her use the camera filters for their photo.
She's taking the photo in her picture on her camera so she can edit it after the fact.
All right, that was nice.
That was that was that felt good getting to make fun of British people.
I felt really good.
So let's go back to the news segment.
And for the news segment, we're going to need the rarely seen original OG news hamster who has been kind of sidelined in recent times because of the Neil Maham and then me forgetting to change the hamster halfway through.
Okay, so back on track.
There was a tranny shooter in Canada.
The death toll has changed quite a bit over time.
But I think the total now is 10 dead, 25 injured.
That number is a little bit flexible.
Breaking 911, who I warn people, along with AF posts, posts just completely wrong shit all the fucking time and never sources it, posted a picture of YouTuber Verillium in drag and said that this was the shooter.
This is not the shooter.
This is Virillium in drag.
However, everyone immediately knew that it was a tranny because the official bulletin from the Canadian government about the shooter said something about like, beware of a woman in a dress.
And everyone's like, it's a tranny then because it's no woman is shooting up a fucking grade school.
And they were right.
Here is the real tranny.
The Kiwi Farms briefly fail, well, not really failed, but investigated somebody who they thought was the shooter.
And it was actually the shooter's cousin, who's also a fat ogre tranny.
So they were really close.
You can't really blame them.
Unfortunately, the fat ogre tranny was not the tranny that killed a bunch of people.
That was a different tranny in the same family.
This is him.
His name is Jesse Strong, who apparently killed nine people in Wounded 25 in Tumblr Ridge.
In case you're wondering, it is very sad.
It's literally a grade school.
It's in a very rural part of Ontario called Tumblr's Ridge, oddly.
And it's just like the photos of the victims that are still alive and are shot.
It's just like little girls that are just like hooked up to tubing and shit.
And it's really sad.
They're literally just innocent fucking children that this tranny took his anger out on because he's a freak of nature and we should not have people like this in our society ever.
So he gained access to a weapon through his father.
And as I've said, and this has gotten me some pushback, I really am an advocate for securing firearms.
Teen boys should not have unrestricted access to firearms because teen boys are extremely stupid and they will kill themselves and others in a moment of rage.
And I believe, I don't know if the investigation has concluded, but I believe the father probably failed to secure his weapons and he's dead as a result.
I was saying this, sorry, in the thread that I think that parents that do this should be held accountable for it.
But he was held accountable for it by his own son, who fucking killed him and his wife.
So they're dead now.
Their terrible bloodline has been eliminated.
It's really a shame he also didn't kill his fucking ugly tranny cousin in their family as well because they also suck.
Instead, he got to kill a bunch of children instead.
So there we go.
Literally just blacks and trunes and retarded mothers.
No, it's almost always the father's gun that is not secured.
That was the case with Adam Lanza.
It's like they just have a gun laying around with a kid that's medicated on SSRIs.
Like, let's not pretend that the majority of school shooters are trannies.
The majority of them have been, at least the really famous ones where there's more than like one victim have all been white kids.
And that's because white kids are clever.
They're clever and very angry.
So they'll kill people.
So I don't know.
I've always no, it is always the case.
It's even with suicides.
Like even if you're like, that's not true, bro.
It's not true.
Like, sure, it happens like hundreds of fucking times, but it's not fucking true.
It's black people.
Okay, listen.
With suicides, it is true.
And the funny thing is that even if it's a gun that you have, people who are like they run ads with vets.
I've heard this ad on the radio a million times.
With vets that have like PTSD, you can't take a gun away from a vet.
That's like crazy.
So they just got like PTSD and they want to kill themselves.
And the Veterans Affairs literally tells them to put a lock on their gun, their gun save, because there's something about like having to get the lock and unlock it.
There's enough of a delay to get people to not shoot themselves in the head.
So just that amount of work is enough to stop people from killing themselves.
So if you have like a teen son and you have a gun, you should not make it accessible because even if they could theoretically find your key and unlock the gun safe, like that's enough of a barrier to get people to stop killing themselves.
And they have proven this.
It's fucking bullshit.
Medicare For Poor People00:03:05
No, it's not.
Do not allow your teen son unrestricted access to firearms.
That's a bad idea.
I don't know why that's even controversial.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see.
Okay.
Potentially criminal did a video about a transgender malpractice lawsuit.
Just very briefly, a tranny sued and won $2 million for malpractice after receiving gender affirming care.
So this is a really exciting thing because it's like if the law doesn't work or if there's resistance against the law, just letting trannies that kill themselves or regret their surgery sue hospitals for performing it and doctors for performing the mutilation surgeries.
That will be enough of a financial incentive and insurance.
Like if you, if it's like $10,000 a month to have insurance as a doctor for like your tranny genital mutilation surgeries, nobody's going to be performing those surgeries.
And then they have to go to like Thailand to chop off their dick.
So I think that's base.
Okay.
I think that's cool.
I think it's a good progression.
Frogan is suffering.
That's exciting.
I like it when Frogan suffers.
Is this a good buy stream for you?
Is nose rings like halal?
Halal?
Is that halal?
They have a fucking nose ring?
That's very immodest to me.
Exclamation point tip.
Say goodbye to the cast.
I need $500.
I need $500 for tomorrow to pay for my to pay for my cast.
Exclamation point tip.
Is she not Canadian?
I thought Frogan was Canadian, like Chantal.
Is Frogan Canadian?
Frogan is not Canadian.
She is Lebanese, but lives in Los Angeles.
Is Frogan white?
Half white, half Lebanese descent, just like Anisa Jamha.
Very cursed demographic of people.
I know.
Isn't that crazy?
Isn't that insane, dude?
$500 fucking dollars.
Just go to Walmart and get a compression sleeve.
What are you going to get cast for?
What did you do that you sprained your wrists?
She doesn't look like she does very many physical activities.
Was she like jelking it to the Minotaur breeding barn?
Erotica.
Take x-rays and have to pay the fee.
They'd have to get the cast.
So fucking irritating.
Yeah, dude.
Not having insurance fucked me.
Why don't you have Medicaid Medicare?
You don't make any fucking money, retard.
Get on the fucking.
Why?
Dude, there's no excuse.
If you're a poor piece of shit, get on fucking Medicare.
Like, literally, they're begging you to come defraud the government with your fucking bullshit.
Why are you not on Medicare?
Not having insurance fucked me, but insurance is also so expensive.
Unfortunately, insurance is unfortunately so expensive.
Very unfortunate.
Okay.
Transgender Twitter Personality Drama00:14:42
Next, this is David Fowler, the drag queen pastor, who is now claiming to be a hermaphrodite with gender dysphoria.
Let's check him out.
Oh, yeah.
That's a woman right there.
When I think woman, I think this.
Internally, yes, internally.
There's difference in hermaphrodites.
Some it's internal and some is internal and external.
It variates within the person and it's by the CNA repeat sequence that's caught in our is he like an epistable or is he a preacher?
Must be epistable.
DNA when the CNA and DNA is so tightly stacked together, you get what you call gender dysphoria, which I have, which is linked to hermaphrodites.
I just, yeah, I'm just a person.
Let's get out of my crotch.
I got a brain that I think with and I use and I learned.
Let's get out of my crotch.
I don't want that.
I want a lady, but man, it can't be right in my crotch.
No thanks.
I'm so full of hate.
I used to be very libertarian and like live and let live.
I no longer think that way.
I'm just like, I hate you.
I don't want you around me.
I don't want you around anything I ever care about or have ever cared about ever, forever in my entire life.
This is a big deal because years prior, he described him as a straight man in a dress whose hair is a mess.
This gender special identity may mark the you're a bit fucking late for this, bud.
This shit's already gone.
We got rid of this.
We voted this out.
Oh, I love it when trannies just like take pictures of themselves in the bathroom next to the baby chaining station.
That's cool.
Hermaphrodite, no labels, fam.
This is human.
Old drag queen.
I disagree.
I disagree that this is human.
I don't think that human is the appropriate label for this.
Also kind of relevant.
You may remember this.
Imame Khalif was a really big deal.
Tranny's freaked the fuck out because everyone's like, bro, just because she's like a masculine femme doesn't mean that she's like not a real woman.
And this is like, this just goes to show you how like trans misogyny is like the most anti-feminist thing ever.
And women who are trans misogynistic are actually hurting real women because this is a real woman.
And she has, look, here's a little picture of her in a dress as a little kid.
And, you know, saying that she's not a real woman is just like so mean just because she's a little bit masculine.
And really, if you think about trans misogynists are just like misandrists for like real women as well.
As it turns out, he's a man.
He was always a man.
He has male sex chromosomes.
He may have some hormonal disorder or whatever the fuck.
But Amim Khalif, the boxer in the Olympics who calls all the kerfuffle from Algeria, is a man.
And he has admitted that he's a man.
And he's a manly man.
And that means that JK Rowling wins yet a fucking game.
And all trannies suffer and eat shit forever, basically.
You know what's really funny is that the XY chromosome thing, there was a trend on Reddit.
They were trying to figure out how to like categorically block trannies from being allowed on their subs.
So they made different subs with XX Chromazones as like the title.
And then Reddit systematically went through all these XX like female space subreddits and got rid of all the women moderators and replaced them with trannies.
And now even though it's like literally like XX dating advice subreddits, they are, it's based on gender identity and they're not trans exclusionary anymore, which is just insane.
And speaking of, I mentioned this because I saw that this guy was subscribed to XX Anime, a female anime space, but it's now female for anybody who identifies as female.
So not female at all.
Just like other anime spaces, it's a tranny space.
So this is our hero from the beginning of the stream that I did a little intro for.
His name is Bent or Nbent.
He is a flamenco.
He's a flamenco in the sense that he's like a VTuber commentator, but he's a leftist.
He loves Hassan Piker and he hates, hates, hates Kershaw.
Who I'm just going to say this, okay?
Kershaw, when I first was made aware that there is something called a Kersha that is not German and is a VTuber, she had like a hundred like live viewers on her streams.
Now she gets like thousands and is like actually famous relative to the VTubing space.
And it's entirely because she just goes out and says pull stuff on her streams.
And then all these fucking retards like Inbent go on Twitter and say, what the fuck?
We have to cancel this fucking Fox character because she like said something I disagree with.
And then you get Anna Valens, like a Vice contributor, posting on Vice about how we have to cancel this fucking niche, irrelevant character that just has like a bargain bin model that she bought off Fiverr for like 10 bucks.
And it's like, we have to do, we have to immediately put a stop to this most imminent threat to our space.
And they just drive like a thousand people to watch her.
You know why I don't make get like 20 trillion viewers?
It's because everyone ignores me.
Everyone desperately ignores the fact that I exist.
They ignore that my website exists.
They don't even dare speak of it.
Okay.
So my reach is limited.
It always will be.
They devised the strategy during Gamergate.
They learned from Han that if you just make something an enemy and try to shut it down, it just gets bigger.
So they tried very hard to just kill the site by just ignoring it.
And it works really well, actually, compared to the alternative.
So yeah, this strategy of let's epically own the fucking Fox anime girl by giving her all the attention in the world and making her out to be an American female fat Vtuber Hitler is like not a working strategy.
And I say this because he tried to cancel the Fox.
He says, George Floyd, the original tweet was Kershaw saying, I read a lot of articles on stream, a lot of which invoke his name, which I suppose is George Floyd.
To some people, he has basically been given sainthood status due to the frequency of his name coming up in articles in 2024, 2025.
I started sing song Saint Floyd the Fentanyl in his name, we pray, as a way to joke about people who put him on a pedestal.
He wasn't a good person.
He shouldn't have died.
Both can be true.
Very pole-aligned take.
Nobody in my audience would disagree with this.
Saint Floyd of the Fentanyl in his name we pray.
That's not even like a rhyme, bro.
These bitches are supposed to be like, like, know how to sing and how to rhyme.
There's no rhyme there, okay?
Ben Triples and says, George Floyd was murdered on camera in a way not uncommon for black men in America.
And your first thought was to invoke a racist victim-blaming hoax as a joke?
If this is who you think needs to be cut down to size for not being a perfect person, you're a terrible person.
At Gamer Sups, at U2's, have a look at this.
Come on, don't be shy.
Now, this post has 2.6,000 likes.
And he is contacting her sponsors.
Gamer Sups is the one where you can buy the Gator Gamer specifically can buy anime titty milk flavored electrolyte drinks.
And people do this.
And I don't know what the fuck a U2's is.
Let me look it up.
YouTube's collectibles.
Oh my fucking God.
Calm the fuck on.
This is like...
Can I get a Kersha?
Oh, get fucked, Bish.
Get fucked, Bish.
You got dropped.
What about a Pippa?
Ah, you can buy a Pippa.
There you go.
Sold out.
If you want a Pippa U2s, eat fucking shit.
Last thing is apparently God Brazilian Miku is hot.
Do you like, do you support this sentiment?
Do you support going to Brazilian?
Oh, God.
Gooning to Brazilian Miku.
Well, you should have bought this when it was available.
Also, the pen is gone.
You cannot buy the Pippa, the Pippa slop.
at the slop maybe I can um Do they have the jelly?
I can get this for my mods.
I don't think so.
You need a Spyro, though.
Sorry, there is no jelly.
Only Pippa is popular enough.
Anyways, so trying to life ruinate whatever the fuck the fox caused some kerfuffle.
Ben says, I do not wish to ruin your life.
I didn't even wish for you to stop being a VTuber or making money.
Yeah, you're trying to get her banned from the fucking like Pippa slop channel.
And you're like, no, bro, I'm totally not trying.
I'm just trying to like rein you in and make you understand that St. Florida, hallowed be his name, Infantin All We Pray, is like inappropriate.
I'm going to use money to punish you, but I'm not trying to do that.
I wish for you to know some kind of guilt or consequences for the horrible things you say about trans people and immigrants and minorities who know far more pain than you.
I'm like a pain elemental at this point.
Let me find this video.
Okay, this is very important.
This is me in real life, okay?
This is a realistic depiction of who I am and the pain I endure.
Okay, this is me every day.
Pure pain.
Agony, actually, as a matter of fact.
I don't know why.
I was listening to this recently for some reason.
Too catchy.
Supposedly, this video is funny because the lore for this thing is like the most horrific shit ever.
Like it's just, it's like a creature and like an abomination creature that is just in constant writhing agony continuously.
So they put it to a little chiptune.
Anyways, he was and they found out that he was a non-binary tranny fucker who on the side, outside of being like a leftist Twitter personality for people into anime shit, is also like a wannabe V tweeter himself and has like a channel where he streams to nobody, which is what I played at the beginning of the stream.
And so, as with somebody who is morally righteous and in the right at all times, where's the post that?
Actually, this is what I was thinking of.
They have a new thread for him in the off the very not featured in my streams live talent zone.
What was I going to show you?
Oh, Medaker is making fun of him.
Guys, Daddy Jim has co-signed bullying this fucking runt.
Okay.
That's where we're at with this.
Daddy Jim has co-signed the fatwa against Bent.
It's over for this guy.
He better run and hide.
Where is, oh, I was looking for the thing of him and his non-binary boyfriend, I want to say.
I thought there was a picture of this, but I guess not.
I think it's just listed on like his profile somewhere that he is heckin' valid enby or some shit.
Oh, he's into my little pony in 2026.
Can you fucking imagine this?
Into my little pony in 2026.
That is tragic.
That's worse than being.
Oh, aha.
There we go.
There we go.
Here's the guy.
This guy's like, I just want you to feel some heckin consequences and some guilt for like the terrible thing they've said about like the hecking immigrant and the hecking black people and the hecking trans folks.
Look, what is this?
I have seen this.
I have seen this thing with what is this?
I have seen this in real life.
I will not elaborate further, but I have seen this fucking thing.
What is this?
That's Chopper?
This is the thing from One Piece?
When I searched Chopper.
Oh, what is I?
Okay, it's a One Piece thing.
I see.
I understand now.
I thought it was a Maple Story character when I saw it.
I'm like, Maple Story?
People still play that?
But no, it's from One Piece.
Okay, that makes more sense.
All right.
And then his goodbye post.
He has run away.
After Daddy Jim condemned him in the harshest possible terms, he has decided that he will simply give up.
This is his giving up post.
Okay.
Hello, folks.
I've decided that I will be stepping away indefinitely from being public on the lowercase I internet.
Which one?
Well, I mean, he's given himself wiggle room here because he can just be like, I meant my school internet.
I meant like the Japanese internet.
I didn't mean like the American one or the vice versa.
I'm just going to be stepping away from the American internet, but I'm going to be like a V tweeter in Japan still.
Okay.
For the sake of my physical and mental well-being, but more importantly, for the sake of those close to me.
So his tranny boyfriend had like a fucking SPAC attack.
He's like, you got to delete everything.
Jim Medeker's going to stomp on my cock and balls.
This has been a decision I've gone back and forth on since the beginning of the year, and no single incident caused it.
Okay, buddy.
But first, a few things to address.
I had a semi-secret VTuber account.
I started streaming in 2024.
I did not give a fuck.
I had a collab server for my one-year anniversary.
This was on a secret group chat clique where I plotted the downfall of VTubers and like, okay.
Something about VTuber shit.
Oh, he was like big involved in like sucking the dick of the different corporations and stuff.
And he's explaining that he's a huge dick sucker and pathetic.
Okay.
And oh, he was accused of doxing.
So everyone's like, oh, you dox dokey bird.
So therefore, we're going to stomp on your cock and balls at the orders of Jim Medeker.
And he's like, no, I didn't do it.
Please don't.
Please, not my cock and balls.
Don't stomp on them.
Secret VTuber Account Origins00:15:38
And he says, I might come back.
But maybe not.
As much as there are things I love in the VTuber community, I've grown to be very anxious and miserable.
I don't have it in me to keep doing what I've been doing.
Dude, it's so hard to maintain a Twitter account.
It's really hard, bro.
You ever meet those guys that have 1 million follower Twitter accounts?
They're like on that Twitter grind set.
Ian Miles Chong slaving over a hot tweeter all day, his hands calloused from typing tweets up.
It's actually mentally taxing and physically taxing too.
You don't appreciate it.
For whatever good I've done, I don't want to cause hurt any longer.
I don't want to act and speak impulsively in ways that don't align with my values or the world I want.
For some, it's good news that I'm leaving.
And for others, I know maybe I'm letting them down.
The world is a dark place, but I don't want to be consumed by that darkness.
I will be making this account private shortly.
If you want to reach out, DMs will be open.
Take care.
Oh, we have a V tweeter here.
Hey, look at this.
Delin Windsong with the Fiverr punching GIF, VTuber, but delay debut late 2026.
Debut late 20.
It's fucking February.
And this guy's like, yeah, if I'm going to pull off the Delin Windsong gambit, I'm going to need like a full year, maybe even longer to pull this off.
I've gotten the design down, okay?
I've gotten the design, the avatar, the breast, and the tight-fitting clothing.
I've gotten the Fiverr punching GIF.
And I kind of got, I just, wait, why are her eyes red in this?
Oh, because she's angry, of course.
I understand.
That's how anime people communicate with colors.
And then it's like, yeah, I'm going to punch.
I'm going to, I'm going to post.
Am I blocked?
Oh, I can't reply.
Okay.
I understand.
A V tweeter.
We got a fucking V tweeter over here.
What's your VTuber segment?
Blue Collar says he's drunk.
Fuck anime based.
That's a bass Maddie poster right there.
See, that's me.
I'm just trying to be a jolly pain elemental, and there's always fucking assholes honking at me with their trumpets and shit.
Oh no, the VTuber segment's not over because we have a very late entry.
Oh, sorry, Hampshire.
I don't mean to make you sit through the fucking VTuber segment.
We have a very late entry from iDubbs.
iDubbbs is now a VTuber.
Here is his debut.
He managed to debut before Delen Wynn song.
so I don't know what that says about him yeah so So, I'm going to tell you right now, I'm not like a lot of the other divorce dads.
I don't drink regular monster.
Straight up.
I don't like it.
What I do like white monster.
In fact, that's what they call me in the bedroom.
I am a black drake, though.
Good playlist, Side Dubs.
I like how he was streaming for literally like, what, one minute?
55 seconds.
Within 55 seconds, he already broke character.
Because he referred to himself as a white monster when he's clearly black.
But he can't refer to himself as a black monster because I think if you say the words black monster on Twitch, you're just immediately banned and you're an Amazon delivery drone crashes into your house.
So he can't risk that.
So he just has to like end that joke mid-sentence without completing it.
Um, some breaking character that's like a cardinal sin right there, okay.
Acknowledging his past lives, he's just not cut out for this, man.
If you can't even make it, bro, iDubbbs is down so bad, he can't even cut it as a divorce father black Drake Vtuber.
It just can't, there's no spot left on him for on planet Earth.
He fulfills no niche anywhere.
What the fuck did I just join?
It's a good song, Chow.
I've noticed that music is like a crutch for really bad streamers because iDubbs and Ethan Ralph both do this, where they just let the music play and fill noise.
And if there was no music there, there would be like nothing happening.
Okay, it's really quite sad.
Him begging for subs.
Okay, don't give this up on our reseven tomorrow.
Please, please, please, I need your subs.
Look, look at this.
The Denny's patrons, they're rapidly declining.
We need your subs.
I like this more than real iDubbs.
See, in this stream, there's good 90s divorce dad music.
iDubbbs is no longer showing his hideous face.
He's a black monster.
And there's no Aniza.
So this is like a straight upgrade from his regular streams.
Apparently, he wants to transition into doing this all the time, which I support.
I think that the world needs less iDubbs and much less Anisa, to be quite honest with you.
So to support his endeavor, Aniza has started building him a reptile enclosure.
She's building him a set so that he can be a dragon in a reptile enclosure.
Okay.
Whoa, look at this, guys.
Yeah.
This song sucks.
I like how they're little, they're very square sections.
Yeah.
Is that the point?
Oh, yeah.
The cut cage.
Was that with the that was with the burner?
It's both the foam burner and both.
Looks good.
Green screen is cheaper, but I support building your own set.
There's um when Jim had his like actual thing, this was like real.
See, I think this is after we started doing green screen.
He actually would, yeah, no, this is real, I think.
There was a time where he broadcast in front of like a real canvas backdrop that looked really nice.
And then at some point, he just gave up entirely.
And now his current thing is just this fucking nightmare.
And he used to be so proud of his attention to detail to like making his set look nice.
And then at some point, he just completely gave the fuck up and did this to himself.
And it really is the most perplexing transition of all time.
But yeah, it's gritting it.
Yeah, a little cobblestone.
Yeah, and then I think it's she's gritting it.
She's going to be a member of the gridiron gang.
And then I'm spray foaming.
Then spray foaming on top of the gritting.
And then I'm going to make it's so big.
Dude, it's a seven-foot tank.
This is going to be a monster tank.
It's her B2 and it's her, uh, it's bioactive.
Oh, oh, I thought that she was like actually building iDubbbz a set so his room wouldn't look so fucking disgusting and it would look like they put effort into anything they do.
But this is just for like her pet iguana obsession or whatever, the ball python Biju.
So this has absolutely nothing to do with making him look like less of a lazy, untalented hack and everything to do with her fucking lizard.
Okay, I see.
I think it looks stupid though.
I think, if I remember correctly, isn't Liz Fong Jones' dog named Bijou?
Isn't there a VTuber that Gator is obsessed with called Bijou as well?
There are many Bijus in this.
Where is Liz Fung?
I'm going to see.
Bijou.
Let's say I spell this right.
No.
Did I spell that right?
I did.
What's his dog?
I thought that was his dog's name.
There's definitely a VTuber that thinks that Gator stinks, though.
Okay.
Ian has.
I always want to call him Ian because that's how his name is right now.
Ian wants to acknowledge his locale the Erwin.
Okay.
He brushes it off, though, because of Hassan Punk.
I don't think Ian is necessarily wrong.
Charlie has a reputation as a fence sitter for a reason.
He's always been a centrist, but he has more outspoken as of late, which is good.
But I also don't go for him for his political takes.
But to think that his audience is all progressive is a bit absurd.
I do think that the dude.
Do any of you?
There's 3,000 some people watching this.
Do any of you listen to Moist Critical?
Who the fuck is consuming Moist Critical's content?
Because it's just like, hey, everybody, it's critical this thing happened and I have waited enough time to get my take.
And it's like, this is what everyone else already thinks.
The situation's really crazy.
Maybe there's more to it than what we see.
But just off what I can see, this is what it looks like to me.
And I may retract this opinion in a later video or I might delete this later.
But what I'm definitely going to do is take the advertiser revenue from this fucking slop and I'm going to go buy some fucking gay bullshit.
And I'm going to put it in the background of my video so I can write it off as a tax expense because I'm a fucking man-child consumer that never grew the fuck up and I raided off my taxes by putting it in my videos.
Thanks for watching, everybody.
Bye.
Sort of lol cow culture, which he dips his toes into every now and then is part of the right-wing pipeline, even if he doesn't share those beliefs or intend it.
Yeah, and I won, I was, I won the gracious award of lol cow of the year from some from somewhere.
And unsurprisingly, the other lol cow was Hassan.
Oh my god.
Hassan is a lol cow.
And that like that removed any amount of like what is this out of my brain.
I'm like, oh, they don't like progressive people.
This is purely like a political decision entirely.
So I think this person's century.
Shock, shock, shock.
Shock my dog.
I can't stop.
Shock, shock.
I don't know.
The shock my dog song in and of itself is like good enough for an old mission.
What is the um let's see?
It's like The year 2025.
He doesn't even acknowledge that pirate software beat out Hassan Piker.
Pirate software isn't fucking progressive.
Is bossman Jack progressive?
Is Six Hexenhammer progressive?
I think not, chat.
God, this site looks nice.
Damn, this site looked nice, chat.
What a masterpiece.
Next year, chat, even bigger, even better, chat.
Come on now.
Hopefully, Hassan Piker isn't in the nomination so we don't get accused of political conspiracy by the winner, okay?
Dane was telling me the other day, though.
Oh, dude, don't.
Dude, I voted.
I voted Pirate Software, Bossman Jack, Anis Hassan, and then Sticks.
Sticks sucks.
I honestly, I think that Pirate Software was the funniest fucking thing all year.
All of his drama was just so like on the nose, like proper low-cale shit that it was just so awesome.
Oh, look, he's reading the Kiwi Farms.
Oh, no.
Oh, sorry.
He sees the Kiwi Farms and gets like triggered.
Dane was telling me the other day, though.
Oh, dude, don't post shit from fucking Kiwi Farms, dude.
Oh, he said it.
He said, Kiwi Farms.
So gross.
D'Ancho just dropped a new video.
Holy smokes.
Holy smokes.
We have an effeminate black man in a pink bedroom, and he's got something to say, everybody.
He's got something to say about this Caleb Hammer.
Oh, let me guess.
He's technically exploiting prostitutes for click.
Oh, did this with this a statement that without a man on the internet like two fucking years ago after he just started interviewing OnlyFans?
We've got a problem.
I wish I knew less about online things.
I mean, it's tempting.
I'm hey, this is what my whole day is, is just avoiding clicking on videos like this, bro.
Me too.
I see this guy's like thumbnail.
I'm like, hell no.
Me and the brother, the Aryan king, Adams, we see this shit.
We're like, hell no, bro.
We ain't watching that.
Dude, this guy is all.
I hated the Yo Mama guy.
He pissed me off for so many years.
I'm like, why does this even exist?
But like this actual.
But now that I see that he agrees with me more, I'm like, yeah, maybe I was wrong about this guy.
Brody Fox account is so goddamn good on Twitter.
I think it's like a similar effect to Big Bang Theory a little bit where I'm like, oh, it's actually you blocked this guy yesterday?
Brody Fox?
Or the person he's talking about.
I've only seen good tweets, at least lately.
Isn't this Elf in Psyop character someone who has a thread?
Was it one of those people that like freaked out at me for making fun of Sabu?
I remember this name.
Elf in Psyop.
Oh, he has a Proving Grounds thread.
It's a brown woman.
Chibi Reviews Suicide Attempt00:06:30
Is this a Tranny?
A Pakistani lolly con porn addicted tranny.
Holy shit.
My brother Gibbs, you got to expedite this thread from the fucking the reliquary here.
We got to get this shit out in the public.
The people need to see about the Pakistani Tranny elf character.
I'm almost guaranteed fucking team blocked by this person.
Elf in Psyop.
Account suspended.
Okay, I don't know when that fucking happened.
I guess I'll never know if I'm blocked by him now because fucking Elon swept him up.
Swept him up in the packy tranny bin.
Oh, dude, am I at the top?
Okay, I'm somehow at the top of R slash YouTube drama.
This is amazeballs.
I have not seen this.
I'm so glad he cut his hair.
That fucking long hair, like, Trevor from GTA 5 thing he was doing was just so unsightly.
Like, bro, tick.
Bro, let me just talk to you man-to-man real quick.
You have my permission to take care of yourself, bro.
If you need, like, a moment to, like, clean up and, like, do your hair and, like, do conditioner and, like, just make yourself look presentable.
I give you my permission to do that.
You deserve that, brother.
You deserve that.
But we're going to watch it together.
This is lit.
The comments are all agreeing with you.
Yeah, and that's exactly what I'm watching.
And I need a boost right now.
I need a good boost.
It's because I'm fucking smart and I take the hard path, the tough path, and the shit just ages well.
Wait, Charlie was the one that would not ever misgender somebody, right?
And from, like, I think they talked about Keffels and her prostate.
He also said some other dumb shit recently that was like super gay and cringe.
What the fuck?
I don't understand how Charlie is like evil.
The post is titled iDubs, spelled with two B's, believes Charlie, Penguin Z-Zero.
Sorry, guys, I can't help it.
I'm Canadian.
Is part of the right-wing pipeline.
For the record, like, for anyone who's like room temperature IQ out there.
No one in this chat.
That's right.
I remember that.
Charlie was the one who lost a pedophilia debate to Sneeko because he refused to disavow child castration.
I remember that.
I played that on stream.
That was funny.
Surely.
After that moment, by the way, this guy, Charlie, he never, ever did another like political debate stream ever.
Because it's like if you set your feet into the political debate bro sphere by debating if pedophilia is bad, and you get completely owned by like a retarded Mongoloid black man um, just give up, which I think he did.
I think his handlers told him like, bro, just stick to the slop, just stick to the slot.
Buy your fucking toys.
Shut the fuck up, don't make any, don't ever try to take a position on anything ever again.
Um, being part of a pipeline or like a funnel does not mean that you are the worst of the worst.
You're part of a gradient right, you know there's also some sort of left-wing funnel, you know, and you could be top of the left-wing funnel, you could be top of any funnel.
And it doesn't mean that you're, like you know, Nazi worshiper Or whatever.
It just means you're part of the problem.
But let's see what I said.
Oh, dude, am I at the top?
What's this one?
Aniza, who said he should react to it now, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I don't give a fuck about that, to be honest with you.
Okay, Chibi Reviews wants to kill himself.
Now, I should explain this for everybody.
There are two Chibi's.
Inside of you, there are two Chibis.
They're both gay and retarded.
There is Chibi Reviews, who is a 5'2 lollycon.
And then there is Adam White, who just goes by Chibi.
He doesn't review anything.
He's just Chibi.
So there's a Chibi that reviews, and then a Chibi that does not review.
Chibi that does not review went to Japan and I think he works for some company there and he has an apartment in Japan.
Okay.
The Chibi that does review lives in the United States and he wants to die.
Now I thought the Chibi that was in Japan wanted to die because I thought that maybe he had integrated so well into Japanese culture, he was also going to kill himself.
That is not the case.
Okay.
Chibi not reviews is alive and well in Japan.
Chibi Reviews, however, is having a much worse time.
So Cheese Lad, ah, my boy Cheese Lad has rattled off some of his offenses.
Now apparently he's a manlet.
Offense number one.
He is pro-LollyCon.
Offense number two.
Is a YouTuber.
Offense number three.
And his horrible start to 2026 included defending Tektone, a man found civilly liable of rape, admitted to scamming his audience for $16,000, falsely accused the forum of hacking his DeviantArt account to upload child pornography.
I don't know if they're calling LollyCon child pornography if it was actually child pornography.
But apparently this was done by Aaron members of the Soyjack party.
The lie about CSAM was brought back up to a 90k sub YouTuber channel causing Chibi to Spurg out in a 116,000 subscriber channel.
Cut all contact with Chibi reviews.
He was exposed for coordinating mass reporting of his critics.
And one of his collaborators apparently stalked children and then allegedly got swatted.
But there's some doubt that he's just lying about it.
Okay, so here he is.
He's a super san lesbian, apparently, based on his t-shirt, and he wants to die.
Now, he did attempt to commit suicide.
Does this include the okay, wait, okay, no, no, no, no.
This is out of order.
White Men Sensitivity Issues00:03:37
Ah, there we go.
Okay, he lost everything.
That's why he wants to die.
You may be wondering, how could a man with such tasteful decor ever find himself getting divorced raped?
I will get into that in a second.
There are clips discussing this.
Hold up.
Let me find it.
I thought I had it pulled up.
I'm a fucking retard, apparently.
He attempted to commit suicide.
Oh, no, wait, it's not this that has the clips.
Okay.
I will summarize this video for you.
Let me just play like a minute of it and then I'll wait.
Oh, wait.
No, this guy made it.
Oh, the highlight reel in this post.
Okay.
Sorry, there's another post.
There's a second post that has the highlights.
This one is directly here.
Okay, so I'll just play this.
Maybe I'm oversharing.
This we used against me to mock me or whatever.
I discovered my fiancé cheating on me with my best friend of 10 years.
I confronted her about this and she apologized.
I've been with her already for multiple years.
Then finding out my best friend.
So much to try.
I grabbed my keys.
I went driving.
I went to the liquor store.
I bought alcohol and then I drove into the middle of nowhere near water and I drank Drank and Drake.
I wish I was special.
Just sitting there drinking.
Special interest from death.
He was saved by a police officer.
Now this song has triggered a memory in me and I must play this video as a consequence.
How important Neil Young is as an artist to white people and how important the song Creep is.
Oh my God.
Don't you say something about that?
The magic of this song Creep.
When I heard it, I'm like, oh, it's a good song.
Then I've seen videos and it's mesmerizing to white people.
They stopped floating.
I'm a creep.
I'm a loser.
There we go.
Dude, it just comes on me.
I'm telling you, seven people just crashed into the base just now.
They pulled over to cry or jump in the water.
It's like the sensitive side of white men.
But it's something about this song.
It digs deep to this loserdom that all white people have.
White people have this innate thing where they want to feel bad.
That's why they voted for Barack.
It's just like, I'm a creep.
I didn't own slaves, but I'm a weirdo.
And I'm going to tell you the part too that I learned is very important to white folks.
I'm telling you, I've been studying.
I study, man.
It's not, this is, oh, this feels good.
I wish I was special.
You're so evident.
Whatever that little party is that digs into white people's soul.
That part.
It does something to you.
Pokemon Card Crime Stories00:12:47
Look at him.
He's crying.
You're not cutting up straight.
No name.
I'm telling you, my show is not about trashing white folks.
It's about understanding.
I think white people don't get enough understanding.
We need to understand.
That was Patrice O'Neill dissecting Radiohead Creep.
Just a great clip, and it's so true.
It's so right.
Everything he just said is right.
Oh, by the way, I couldn't find a picture of Chibi Reviews' wife.
But he posted a picture at some point in time to try and prove that his wife is real.
And he posted this picture with the ugliest hands I've ever seen.
I'm forced to assume that she's either a proper fucking ham beast or a tranny because I don't know what's going on there.
Those don't look like a woman's hands to me.
Okay, this shit's fucked up.
No woman would ever allow such a hideous picture of her hands to go on the internet.
Okay, so it's either the ugliest fat bitch you've ever seen or the ugliest fat tranny you've ever seen.
No doubt about it.
Chibi Reviews got cucked by a man and or fat woman with his best friend.
He's lost it all.
His life is over.
He wishes.
He wishes he could thrive like Chibi not reviews, who is alive and well in Japan and not committing suicide.
All right.
Next, next siagniente, chiat.
There was a report that Clavicular, the hot new rising star, the hot young thing, as some would say, was arrested in Maricopa County as a result of like harassing some sorority girls.
Oh, and using a fake ID and having cocaine.
However, the attorney in Maricopa County has dropped the charges on Clavicular.
I guess because they didn't find it on his person, they just found fake IDs and drugs and they were just like, well, we can't really prove it's him.
Like, we don't even want to prosecute this because who gives a fuck?
So please get the fuck out of our state.
So he was let go and is not being charged anymore.
He has a story, I believe this is the next clip, explaining how he got away with it, which just goes to show you guys that if you look snacks and you have good claviculars, okay, you can literally just commit crimes and walk away uncharged.
Okay.
This guy ran over a black man and then did cocaine with fake IDs.
And they're just letting him walk because the clavs are so fucking strong, bros.
He did, actually.
He gave me like the best of the best.
I got like the New York Yankees of lawyers.
I've spent probably $100,000 on legal retainers easily this week.
So yeah, it's going pretty well.
Okay, he just he immediately lawyered up with like the most expensive attorney possible and is happy with it.
Okay, this is him getting dairy gooned by nine to five maxers who tried to decompose him with cheese.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
He majored in gesture going into weight coat maxing and kept his cortisol low.
Should he return to gym maxing and looks maxing or stay Burger King Max Path crying?
Well, let's find out, chat.
I'm curious now.
Holy shit, dude.
The fuck?
This isn't my, this isn't my double whopper, is it?
Okay, I was going to say, dude, God forbid there's a piece of cheese on my burger.
It won't be a good look for anyone.
All right.
This fat doesn't eat cheese.
Holy shit, dude.
What a fucking life.
Why live?
Fuck this guy.
He sucks.
Next, the Kino Casino.
Oh, no.
Just out of order.
Let me check my notes real quick.
Let's see.
I got a thing for notes now.
Let's see.
Hambley.
Whenever I read his name, I think of Ghost, True Capital Radio.
I don't know if Ghost, Ghost is still around.
I don't know if he still does this joke, but he would make fun of fat people by calling them Hambone.
And he would do this whole song and dance for it and be like, big fat Jillias, Hambone, Hambone.
And every time I think of Jeremy Hambley, I think of that big fat Jillias Hambone.
And that augments my personal entertainment of this.
Okay.
Okay, let's watch this and then there's something else to talk about.
Oh boy, boobs.
Oh, sorry.
I wasn't mean to.
That goes to show you how staggered I was.
I looked away to drink and I saw the clip flash across from the corner of my eye.
And I remembered what the clip was.
I'm like, oh, fuck, did he censor that?
And he did censor that.
So we're all good.
So this is the one time I owe a thank you to the Kino Casino clips, which I assume was ran by that fucking guy that I hate.
Not Andy Wariski.
I forget his name.
He's like a dingleberry.
Become less annoying over time, but he's still extremely fucking annoying.
What's his name?
You guys know who I'm talking about, the retard.
Not flaked.
No, not flaking baked.
Kino Shay.
That's it.
Finally.
God, everyone threw out all these other names.
Like, no, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know who those people are.
Kino Shay obviously is the one I hate.
Come on now.
Although you did buy them in camera, so.
Oh boy, boobs.
But the dude.
I feel so bad for Hannah Claire.
She's just like the most normal person to ever live.
She's got a child to worry about.
Okay.
She's trying to make money to support.
Look at his.
He's such a fucking grimy guy.
Look at how grimy this guy is.
He's just got this like twisted is the word, I suppose.
This fucking like demented expression.
And Hannah Claire's like shitting herself.
Sorry, the whole Jeremy Hambley hate train has made its way to me.
It's PPP and Andy Worski's wheelhouse, but over time, it's like starting to rub off on me where it's just like, how do you fuck up this badness consistently?
I don't find them entertaining enough to go over it for like four hours, but every time I just get like a little vignette into Hannah Claire's eternal fucking suffering, she should never play poker.
Her ability to conceal her emotions is like negative 10.
Her eyes are popping out of her fucking head like a cartoon character.
So in case you were wondering, that is hardcore pornography that Jeremy Hambley broadcasted on Rumble.
Actually, that might answer a question that I'll get to in a second.
Anytime this is why I can't scroll Twitter.
He definitely like goons on main, by the way, because I don't ever see porn on Twitter.
Apparently, he's using a search term to find ring doorbell videos.
And apparently that hit like a porn video.
But like, I don't know.
I have a feeling if I search that, I would not see porn.
Like, if I'm ever hosting, I'm not logged in because that way it won't, it limits what you can see.
Cause I don't oh, yeah, sensitivity.
You can just disable that, by the way.
I think there's literally a thing in search.
Let me just search real quick so I can verify this in real time.
I just go to Twitter and I type in ring.
I do not see any porn at all.
I do see a video of a VTuber licking another VTuber's armpit, which is not explicitly pornography, but it is extremely weird.
I didn't want to see it.
And then for some reason, Chibi Reviews' wedding ring shows up.
What the fuck?
I guess it knows what I'm looking at.
It really is tailored to my fucking views because I opened that bent guy's Twitter profile and it's got me plugged into VTuber shit.
So I see weird VTuber videos about rings.
And then I was looking at Chibi reviews.
So it showed me Chibi Reviews' ring post.
So he is looking at weird cuckold pornography and it's affecting his search settings.
But by the way, it is true.
If you go to search and then click search settings, you can hide sensitive content, which he doesn't have enabled for some reason, despite the fact he streams with it.
Morning, yeah, I guess I could probably do it.
Go back to the boobs.
You guys know where to find boobs on the internet, all right?
Also, don't.
Yeah, don't do that.
But it's very, very dystopian, very, very like think of the kids kind of thing.
He's trying to recover, but he's like, he's like rattled, bro.
He's like rattled, bud.
He's rattled, buddy.
Look at he's rattled.
Man.
Yeah.
And world we live in.
We also had, by the way, if you're watching this on YouTube, that won't be, that'll be deleted from YouTube.
Yeah, obviously.
Cut it out, re-upload it.
I mean, you can just use the studio Wait, hold up I think this song is what's going on in Hannah Claire's head at this exact moment.
Okay, the other thing with Hambley, I don't have this actually pulled up, so I'm going to have to dig it out real quick.
Yeah, buddy.
Now, give me a second.
This is, I forgot to pull this up because it's kind of like a very recent thing.
Okay.
Humbly is a quote ring.
So Jeremy Hambley did another oopsie, allegedly.
Okay.
Well, we'll play the clip here.
This is from the Mac and Cheese, who is currently PPP's favorite poster on the Kiwi Farms of all time.
One of the 13,000 people out there right now.
If you're enjoying the show, please do make sure you leave a like on the video.
And especially if you're watching on the Rumble homepage, is he claiming that he has 13,000 live viewers when he says that?
If you're one of the 13,000 people out there right now, make sure to subscribe.
Is he like referring to his actual live viewer count when he says that?
We leave the homepage in like one minute.
So make sure you click through and follow the channel because we're long after the home.
We're off the homepage.
And we're also live other days.
Like I'll be live this weekend covering news as usual and stuff.
And, you know, doing everybody's favorite thing, opening up Pokemon cards because that's triggered about half the internet, apparently.
That I opened Pokemon cards.
He's referring specifically to Andy Worski and PPP making fun of him for wasting his money.
The big thing about his money, by the way, it's not that he makes a lot of money that pisses people off.
He has repeatedly threatened to fire Hannah Claire and Melanie Mac, who depend on him for income, if his subs don't go up.
So he's like buying like vintage Pokemon card packs to do opening videos because he's a fucking man child.
And it's like extremely cruel to be flaunting wealth like that when you're fucking around with your employees, you know, future and shit.
I don't know.
It's, I don't know.
Apparently I'm broke and I shouldn't, I shouldn't open Pokemon cards or something.
I don't know.
Because it like ruins their value or something.
Isn't that like no, no, it's just because it's me, because it's me.
Okay.
Yeah.
You're not allowed to buy stuff for entertainment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, you know, that's, you know, that's their prerogative.
And so that's fine.
But yeah, I'm doing.
I'm going to have a problem with everything.
It's like now it's the Pokemon card.
Yeah, it's just, it's just everything.
You know, like, let me see if I can find this other thing here quick.
That's almost bad as us watching a football game.
Yeah.
Very controversial couple months for you guys.
Oops.
Wrong window there.
Rumble Platform Earnings Struggles00:15:36
The.
Dude, her face, Hannah Claire.
Hannah Claire, back in the realm.
Sit back in.
You can't escape it.
So what he did, okay.
You got to the fun part.
He showed his dashboard.
And this, of course, was the dashboard that he showed off.
So let's talk about this dashboard.
This dashboard says a lot.
In particular, it says that I have a similar dashboard with smaller numbers up at the top, but I can explain what they mean.
The all-time stats are accurate.
They are exactly what they sound like.
That is your total cumulative views, followers, subscribers, and earnings.
So, Rumble has paid Jeremy Hambley 1.9 million dollars.
This includes his all-Rumble payouts.
So, this also includes locals.
He has received $1.9 million in payouts over the lifetime of his presence on Rumble.
Now, the other one, the number below is the one that has confused people because it is not a straightforward thing.
So, it says that he has a balance of $900,000.
And this may lead you to believe that he can withdraw this money or that it's like a wallet in a bank account somewhere.
No, this number is Rumble's outstanding liabilities to you as a contractor.
Now, this number fluctuates.
When you get paid out, it's kind of inconsistent how much of that balance they pay you out.
Usually, you have an outstanding balance of at least the last month, and they pay you out the month before.
So, like the next time I get paid out will be money that was outstanding in December, kind of or for January, and then I'll have a balance of whatever I made in February.
And sometimes it's not always the full amount.
There have been times where Rumble has not paid me everything for several months, and then at some point, it just paid me out like everything all at once, and it was set to zero.
So, it's very inconsistent.
But basically, what this says is that Jeremy is owed $904,000 by Rumble.
But the most interesting numbers are the ones below that, where Hambley shows his actual earned income because he's done this before where he showed off a little bit too much.
He showed off the top part right here of his dashboard and indicated that in one month, in September 17th to October 16th, he made $26,000 of income.
And he cut off of new subscribers.
And now we can see why he did this.
I believe that this is what he actually earns.
This is the money he actually earns from his presence on Rumble.
He has made $2,600 thereabout with 6.6 million views and 160,000 hours watch, six followers, and zero new subscribers.
He has earned zero subscribers across, I believe, that number is both, I want to say both Rumble and Locals.
I'm not sure.
Wait, wait, it says total number of new Rumble monthly subs, gifted sub-recipients, and locals supporters.
If Locals is connected, you can tell that Locals is connected though, because the red in the bar is new subscribers and just your local income.
So he makes effectively, hmm, interesting.
He makes a lot of his money from Rumble rants.
It's like his primary source of income.
And then a lot of that is locals, but it's like one-third rants, one-third locals, and then one-third video revenue, which is strange because, oh, I see.
Because he streams every day.
I don't make shit for video revenue.
In the entire month of January to February 13th, I have made $60 in video revenue, and he makes $60 a day in video revenue.
And I don't know how that's possible.
So, because I guess he's showing more ads, I guess.
That's really strange.
So, the other thing that he shows here is that he has been kicked out of the Rumble partner program.
It strains imagination how he is somehow owed $900,000 from Rumble, but he's not officially a part of their creator program.
The creator program is a weird thing.
I can pull up their things real, real quick and show you what it does.
It gives you money based off minutes watched, new Rumble signups, and new subscribers.
So, depending on how many people are, I suppose that's what the green is or was.
No, that's just like his revenue.
I don't know.
I assume that what happened is he was in the creator program and he got $26,000 in earnings because of his watch time, but they've kicked him out.
And that's why his numbers have dropped is because he's not in the program anymore.
It's the only thing I can think of.
His actual earnings are abysmal.
He gets almost 50 times as many views as I do, but despite this, only gets about four times as many hours watch, despite streaming four times as much.
And he has no news describers whatsoever.
And in regards to like earnings versus hours views, I both earn more from Rumble than him.
And if you were to compare our like our earnings versus our hours watched and our view count, Rumble is completely and totally fucking like his like his hours versus his income is abysmal.
It's like really pathetic.
I don't want to say exactly how much, but it's like it's terrible.
And it's it pisses me off because the Rumble team completely ignores me.
I've tried talking to them about several different things, including the fact that Rumble, to this fucking day, for both their cloud service and for the actual video platform, uses PAF.net, which has Corey Barnhill, aka Zoom, the guy who openly admitted to watching child pornography as their CTO.
And I've ordered them.
I said, this is like a gray hat company.
They have black hats on staff.
They should not be trusted.
And they don't even respond to me about this.
And now I own stock in Rumble.
Their stock is down like 50% plus, just a complete wash.
I tried to reinvest like some of the money I made into the company that enables me to make money.
And it's just been a complete disaster.
Now you can see why.
They're giving Jeremy Hambley my fucking money for nothing, for literally absolutely nothing.
They're just taking my money and they're giving it to this fat fuck so that he can make literally less than I do earning, you know, like on the platform.
A complete dead end, which is why I assume they've kicked him off the platform.
And I'm going to say it.
I think he bots because if he's saying that he gets 13,000 live viewers or whatever, I have like what 1,500 on Rumble.
And you can see the avatars in my chat.
I get multiple messages a minute.
He apparently gets fewer than one message a minute.
So he's using bots to increase his ad revenue or his view minute from the creator program.
And they're taking my money that I invested into the company and they're just giving it to him.
And meanwhile, I'm not on the front page.
I don't get shit from the company.
I'm not a part of their creator program.
And I can't be a part of their creator program because they need me to like raid.
They need me to raid people.
Who the fuck am I going to raid?
Am I going to raid Jeremy Hambley at the end of the show?
I was actually thinking to meet their requirement.
They've reduced the requirements by a lot, by the way.
I'll show you because it's kind of funny.
It's not funny because I want them to succeed because they like have helped me.
On the other hand, like look at this.
It used to be that, oh, you had to stream 30 hours through the Rumble studio.
They've reduced it from 30 hours to one hour as of December.
And they also reduced a requirement, which was the main reason I could not get into the program, where the host had to read three different advertisements per month.
And I went through their ad read system.
I could not find three advertisers.
that I was willing to read on my stream.
There was like one for Rumble Premium that I was okay with.
There was one for like a gamer chair company.
And I thought, oh, that'd be funny to get like a free chair from them or whatever.
I can't.
The other shit was like pills, gambling, like weird Alex Jones pharmaceutical shit.
And I'm just like, I'm not reading this.
I'm not telling my users to go buy fucking dick pills from some Rumble organics website.
I'm not doing it.
You can't make me.
You can't pay me enough to read that.
So I just never joined the program.
And now apparently I can.
I just have to raid people.
I have to raid one person in five separate live streams.
So when I end my live streams, I have to raid somebody.
And I was thinking about like, who the fuck would I possibly raid?
And I looked at like the live stream list.
And it's like, okay, are we going to raid the Alex Jones show, Rambo and Friends, Trump breaking news, the Tucker Carlson rerun?
And I've been thinking like, I have to go like these.
Oh, look, I show up.
Hi, me.
Hello, everybody.
Wait, Dr. Disrespect only gets Dr. Disrespect that they signed a multi-million dollar contract with gets fewer live viewers.
This is him, right?
This isn't like a replay.
And this is like his act, like, really?
So he gets fewer than me.
And they signed a multi-million dollar contract with this guy.
And they're just like, oh, we can't do anything.
We can't give our infinite money to the Kiwi Farms guy.
We have to give it to fucking Hambone.
Dude, I'm not, I try not to be envious, but it's like, you're just getting, you're getting shit down your throat, bro.
This is why Rumble's not taking off.
You invest multiple million dollars into fucking Dr. Disrespect and Jeremy Hambley.
Meanwhile, the one person who actually uses your service to circumvent censorship completely ignored.
We use Rumble as one of our front ends.
We like if you connect to the Kiwi Farms, there's like a one in 10 chance that you're going to connect through Rumble to get to the Kiwi Farms.
It's like, here's your fucking use case of anti-censorship.
It's like, nah, bro.
$2.8 million to Hambone so he can sexually harass Hannah Claire and Melanie Mac every day.
Fuck you.
Anyways, these numbers are fucking embarrassing.
And I think that the reason why his numbers have dropped is because they've kicked him out of the partner program because he boughts and he's just like openly defrauding them, which is my thought based off the numbers I see.
Like the only conclusion I can come to is just blatant like levels of fraud that are ridiculous.
And it just seems like they literally don't, because there's no way that his chat's that slow when he has 13,000 viewers.
He has 10 times as many viewers as me and one tenth the chat flow.
Like, no, that's fucking, that's fucking fake.
And I'm going to write, I'm literally, because I own Rumble stock, I have access to an investor relations team because I think you always have to have like an investor's relation team if you are publicly traded.
So I'm going to write an investor relations complaint.
I'm going to be like, what the fuck is this shit?
Why are you still on path?
And why are you paying this guy $2.8 million to shit down your throat?
What is going on?
I have a right to know.
I own $1,000 worth of rum that is now worth $300.
And I have a fucking right to know what you've done with my money because it looks like you poured it down the fucking drain.
Rumble, you fucker.
It's true.
My cortisol is spiking because I didn't get cheese on my burger.
But I accidentally swapped my quarter pounder with Glavicoler and he ate my cheese.
And I didn't get any cheese on my burger.
And now my cortisol is just fucked, bro.
All right.
Next.
Someone said, let's act like bots.
Let me show you this.
When I did the Claude thing to make the editor for my stream, this is what the chat looks like on the editor.
And like you can see, it just made me laugh because it's like, watch it, I can do this live.
Woo!
Woo!
Yeah, isn't that neat?
Isn't that cool, chat?
But it's like, this is like chat that, like, the names and the messages are messages that are generated by like Claude.
And it's like, this is what the computer thinks of you.
This is you.
This is how dumb you sound.
Cope, wow, real.
Yes, no.
W stream 111.
Chat is moving so fast.
Nobody will see this message, but I'd love you all.
These are all messages generated by the gangster computer god.
This is how it thinks you humanoids speak.
Thinks you're retarded.
Love this.
GG Pog W hype train.
Bro, the computer thinks you're idiots.
The computer thinks you're fucking fools.
All right.
Next, DSP.
There is some DSP stuff.
I think I got everything lined up for this one.
Also, the box.
Oh, God, there's two videos.
I was not mentally prepared for two videos in half and half like this.
And let's investigate crumble.
And let's investigate crumble cookie, shall we?
Also, the box.
Why?
Oh, my God.
Bro, the UX on this is terrible.
I'm just trying to pause this fucking video.
Crumble cookie is like the white woman cookie store, right?
It's like artisanal white woman cookies.
And I guess lesbian Phil is lesbian haircut Phil is enjoying some white woman cookies.
Investigate crumble cookie, shall we?
So here's what we've got in our box, okay?
So as you can see, they're half, they're eaten, bro.
If I opened my crumble cookie box and somebody had eaten my fucking cookies, I'd be throwing a fucking fit.
Six full-size cookies are huge, by the way.
They're not normal-sized cookies.
These are very large cookies.
Probably two to three times the size of a normal cookie that you would get anywhere.
And as you can see, my wife did taste.
I was going to say his wife as a joke.
This motherfucker couldn't even sneak the crumble cookies past her.
She like tackled them.
It's like, no, I have to show this on stream.
So it's a tax write-off, wife.
No, leave the cookies alone.
And like wrestled them out of her clutches.
And let's investigate.
Okay.
And then this other one.
Dangerous Heroin Junkie Talk00:16:57
Box, as you can see, isn't the most durable box I've ever seen.
It's pretty much dilapidated and falling apart.
The box.
I don't like we did much.
They arrived after dinner, and we literally opened the box.
My wife tasted a couple of the cookies, and then we just left it on the counter and the box fell apart.
So I don't know.
Also, the box.
So that's the kind of cookie quality that you get on the crumble cookies chat.
That's what you get when you pay the top dollar in crumble cookies.
But what about when you pay for mattheinternet at locals.com or mattheintern.gumroad.com chat?
You get this.
You get better cookies.
They're honestly.
They're honestly chat.
If we're gonna, if we're gonna be honest, if we're gonna have some honest fucking content here, chat, if we compare the cookies, I'm gonna just gonna say it.
I'm just gonna say that my cookies are fucking nicer, bro.
My cookies are fucking nicer and they got coconut oil in them, which makes them really nice and coconutty.
And they're better fucking cookies.
And I didn't have to pay $200 for these cookies.
So yeah, that's a fucking Matty dub right there.
Fuck Crumble.
Okay.
I'm not buying that shit.
I got better cookies at home.
Okay.
Okay.
And then there is a 47-minute long video where DSP called Wings of Redemption at 2 o'clock in the morning to have a little therapy session with him, which was kind of a baffling call.
For whatever reason, Darkseid Phil is literally obsessed with Wings of Redemption and trying to start up like a bromance with Wings.
I suppose because Wings may be the only person on earth who can really understand DSP.
He knows what it's like to be a laughingstock, despised by everybody, with a diminishing pool of pay pigs that keep him afloat.
So it's just like, we're kindred spirits, you and I. We're meant to be.
We're supposed to dance this dance of life together, Mr. Wings of Redemption.
Unfortunately, Wings of Redemption is just on that fucking SSRI grind set, and he can feel no emotions, and he can't get his dick up anymore.
So it's like, you know, he can't reciprocate that love.
He's just deactivated in a way.
But that doesn't stop King Phil from trying.
So he called him up at two and they had a little heart to heart.
Now may not be the best time for a heart to heart because my wife Kat is sleeping next to me.
But that's why I had to wait until my wife was disposed.
So they have a thing.
And this is what I was confused.
I have clips for this one in a different post.
So here are some highlights of this.
Okay.
So dude, dude, how are you doing, man?
I mean, honest question.
Like, how are you doing?
Because I only see you from like a weird perspective of I don't watch your content all the time.
And I interviewed you a couple months ago or a few months ago now.
I hope you're doing well.
Or like genuinely, I mean that.
So Wings of Redemption seemed very confused by that question.
But I think I have done that.
I found an audience that likes who I am, what I do at the level that I do it.
And I'm happy.
And it took a long time for me to say that.
Like, that's actually hard for me to say that.
I'm happy because I'm not big.
I'm not rich.
But I'm happy doing what I do every day.
I don't think so.
So I'm happy and I'm doing good.
I want you to understand that.
Like, I'm doing well financially.
It's like the same clip.
No, it's a different clip.
I'm happy.
You're going to have so many people saying you can't do it because, oh, look at all these failures that Jordi has had in the past.
No, you can do it, dude.
I know you can.
I have confidence in you that you can do it.
Like, I have just found the way to do it.
I've heard that DSP is a gen man.
I think he's drunk.
He doesn't sound too drunk.
It's hard to tell, though.
He's on the phone.
It's not quite as personal as a face recording.
I've read, I've listened to the entire call.
I want to say there's a part where Kat walks in.
It's like this part.
Video content of old games.
Sorry.
If you're going to have these conversations, please let me know.
I'm sorry.
I am.
I'm sorry.
I was too loud, guys.
I got to feel in trouble.
I'm sorry.
My wife wants to go to sleep.
I'm sorry, guys.
It does sound a little bit drunk.
This is why I don't do this stuff at night, you know, and I didn't know I was being this loud.
So I got to go.
Okay.
There's another part.
There's a part where he talks about his dick, which was really strange.
It wasn't that.
It was like this part thing.
No.
And dude, I get it because every moment that I live, and the reason a lot of people make fun of me is they say, Phil, you're talking about working out.
You're talking about getting healthy.
What a joke.
We don't believe you.
And then they look at me on camera.
It's like, oh, God, he's skinny.
Yeah, of course I'm skinny.
I'm not lying to you, fucking idiots.
I'm doing it for a reason because I want to live longer for my wife.
You know, I'm older than her.
Not so much older.
I think it's about eight-year difference.
I'm 43.
I'm about to be 44 in April.
Man, I wish I could help him because I've been through that.
And here we go.
I've been through people trying to join my lobbies and be fucked up to me and say stuff on my dude.
Jordy looks like so old.
He looks so aged.
You know what I mean?
It must be the SSRIs.
It's just like completely sucked out all the soul of him.
He's just an old fat man that eats Wendy's chili.
How old is he?
I actually don't know.
How old is Wings of Redemption?
39.
I wouldn't have guessed that.
Okay, that's it for that.
There is some more wonderful content from our boy Ralph Amale.
I don't know if I want to watch the full six and a half minutes of this.
I could try.
I could try.
We'll see how far we get.
He's still obsessed with that Scarlet horror.
So we're going to take a listen here.
Wait till we have our Aryan babies running around.
Scarlett and I with just a fucking army full of Aryan Chad, blonde hair, blue-eyed babies just fucking taking over this godforsaken fucking planet.
It's happening.
It's happening.
That's why you can't understand it, but it's happening.
So what I said.
I wanted to impregnate Scarlett.
What?
I don't think I said that.
Wouldn't that just be more white babies, right?
Like, isn't that the right thing to do?
To just have her bump out like fucking 15 blonde-haired, blue.
You know, you've seen my children, unfortunately.
In certain cases, right?
Like, you know, I'll answer you in a minute, sir.
I like you.
You piss me off, but what if I just kept her full of Ralph?
What if I just kept her full of Ralpha seed?
Why explain this to me?
Why didn't Rumble give this guy imagine Ethan Ralph with 2.8 million dollars?
Imagine the kind of content we would have gotten, but they gave it to Jeremy.
You put this motherfucker in charge of Rumble's affiliate program.
Okay, we're going to have some fucking content.
Rumble's going to be in the future.
Okay.
And just absolutely bursting at the seams with Ralph a baby.
Yeah, you know what?
I actually guess I did a show earlier.
I'm on fucking Perka sets.
Like, my knee hurts so bad.
I don't know if you guys understand.
It's not an excuse, but like fuck, it hurts bad.
Dude, do you guys know?
Like, I hate to say this, like, out loud, but do you know that me and her, like, and a porno or absolute, please, please?
I've never done anything to deserve this.
I've never done anything so terrible that deserves this, wrought upon the world.
Why?
Why would you even contemplate this?
Absolutely.
Like, there's no way it makes less than $100,000.
Like, there's just no way.
Dude, if you're starting some shit.
I will say this.
If you're starting some shit.
I'm not saying anybody is, but this would be the worst time to start some shit.
Is what I would say.
It was what I would say.
I think the end, like the right before he dies, he's going to just turn completely into that guy that did the Burger King footlettis shit.
It's just going to permanently occupy that mind space and just be like, number 15.
Mommy's Scarlett knocked up, bursting at the seams.
The last thing you want in your army of Aryan white children is a mother.
That's a coal-burning horror.
But that's exactly what happened when Ethan Ralph perpetually knocked up Mommy Scarlett.
Don't you know?
You think you see the real, you think you see like a merch who's a fat faggot who had fucking said that?
He's still seething about Mersch.
Get the fuck over.
Nobody in my chat even knows who the fuck Mersch is, Ralph.
I can't even, I can't even tell you who he is.
I don't know.
So you're gonna have to get the fuck over this because I don't want to learn who he is.
Dispatch him to the nether realm.
I have respect for her experience.
Her experience sucking black cock.
I've got so much respect for her experience in the industry in terms of taking dick, but her experience in terms of taking life.
This is why this guy's been married twice.
He's just, he just, I'm just imagining the meme where the guy's like writing on parchment and it's like catching on far as he writes, mommy Scarlett.
Like, I want you to be with me to produce an army of Aryan Giga Chad babies.
Not because I respect your work in taking dick, but in your experience of taking life and the ebbs and flows of it.
It's just so, it's just so romantic, bros.
Nobody can spit fire like that besides Ralph and Male.
And I know this whole, like, you know, whatever, say whatever you want to say, but like, she's been through a lot.
So I so a lot, a lot of other people, right?
And so that's she took my she took the lives of all the black babies she got knocked up with.
She's like, she's like, bro, all the things I want to say in response to that might be a bit too far even for me.
It might be too far in a few places.
Don't ever try to stop a cat when they're trying to do something, right?
Don't stop them because they resent you for it.
And I thought, that's me.
Exactly.
Don't fucking stop me.
You can tell me about it later, like whatever, but like, do not stop me.
That makes you an enemy of me.
You know chat, press one.
If you think Ethan Ralph cannot possibly knock up Scarlet, I personally think there's a 0.000 chance he could ever ever knock up Scarlet.
It's just not possible.
Chat, there's nothing.
He see the, the chat is a river of ones.
We have all come in agreement and decided that this is simply impossible and there is nothing he could ever do to knock up Scarlet.
There is a 0% chance that this could ever happen.
I would bet a million trillion gorillon dollars on this matter of fact that Ethan Ralph cannot knock up Scarlett.
Do not fucking ever try to stop me.
Like, no matter what, do not do that.
I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good, good night.
If she misses the booking, i'm gonna fuck that killer.
I don't want to kill you, but I will.
It's gonna be a good night.
I want Niagara Falls.
I don't know why.
No no, like I don't know.
Admire boy, admire boy.
This is echoing so bad I have no idea what the audio's like.
Is this the horror?
Like I tell the, is this whatsapp or signal?
Let's say your boy hey, shut up Scarlet, I love, yell at me, tell me to shut up scarlet, I love you like, I love you okay, I guess it is, I guess it is her, this is, and there's no way, there's simply no way.
Not with El Riz like this, Chad.
So that link wasn't working.
That little link wasn't working.
I love you.
I will.
Thank you, honey.
Thank you.
You have a good night.
Thank you, you too, honey.
Thank you, hey.
So I don't know what's going on, but you never placed.
Oh, I switch out, I can switch up video Paul oh hi hey, so you guys know about this ice dancer chick.
She's hot nah, she ain't that hot bro look, I fuck no, stop it, be nice man, don't with me.
Bro, like who the are you?
No, you're linked.
It looks like Ethan Ralph is already being cocked by this other man that has access to her.
Looks like my predictions are coming increasingly true by the second chat.
Damn it, you're not.
Honestly, this is really annoying.
I paid, like I have two pairs of headphones.
Amazon is a bitch.
They cut down a rainforest, it's uh, just because you're a fucking insecure little install like you're.
Like a true, a fake trad wife dude that throws men under the bus hey, to be trapped.
I'm trying to be nice.
Remember when I said last stream that listening to him and her talk was like listening to two dangerous heroin junkies under the bridge have like a domestic and it would make me like afraid in real life to hear this and I would have to like grab my coat and like run away to get into the light under like a street lamp, because it would scare me so much i'm.
I'm getting that vibe again.
Okay, it's just.
It's just, it's just following them around yeah yeah yeah, you know what?
Will you shut the up?
You're fucking you, absolute bitch.
Will you shut the up?
That's it.
Wait, there's more.
Oh, hell yeah.
What is...
What's he doing?
Gambling Stream Crackhead Vibes00:15:41
He's always trapped in this little window.
I always want to set him free.
Be free, Ethan Ralph.
It's like this is how African-American children have to view their father through a monitor in like a custodial facility.
They can never just see who they want to see.
It's always through a window.
Ew!
Ew!
I don't want to see any more of this.
terminating this clip uh this is apparently mark collette who is still oh god I almost knocked over my drink.
Thankfully, it hadn't been open yet.
I was almost very angry.
I need every drop of precious caffeine that I can muster.
Next Friday will be Lent, I think, is the sort of Lent.
So I got a caffeine max so that my headache is extra painful when it starts.
So Mark Collette looks down bad.
I don't know how else to say that.
He used to, his avatar was much more, and it's been like 10 years, so he's old now, but he looks down bad.
Mark Collette is like a race realist, like intellect.
Is that iHypocrite?
It is.
his hat says i hypocrite why does i hypocrite look like a dude i hypocrite is now in in so down bad He's in the Ralpha male cope sphere where he's wearing like a headset and baseball cap to hide his bald spot.
We're down bad, bros.
So he's like wigger maxed.
He's wearing chains and shit.
I got that call me two chains.
I keep my rosary on a silver strand.
You can't afford my chain.
Two rosaries.
I'm counting the beads twice as hard as you peasant.
Yeah, you're Aryan, sir.
Here we have the saviors of the white race.
I hypocrite in his wigger max gear and is hiding his bald spot.
Ethan Ralph, who is perpetually drunk and brain damage.
And then Mark Collette, who for whatever reason considers himself to be an intellectual debate bro, but has never been able to get a guest spot above the Ethan Ralph show for whatever reason.
Does he hate Nick Fuentes or something?
Why does Mark Collette?
Why did Mark Collette never succeed?
I know who this guy is.
Mark Collette would show up on Ethan Ralph's stream back when Ethan Ralph was actually relevant and had like thousands of viewers on YouTubers.
Why is he British?
That's pretty bad.
You can't escape being British.
He's a real Nazi.
He was a skinhead back in the 2000s.
But does he hate Fuentes?
Why has he not been able to get success?
He has zero charisma.
The only thing, my impersonation of Mark Collette, if I had to do one, is I just remember that he was very dry during the heel stream that got Ethan Ralph yeeted off of YouTube back in the day.
My only memory of him is that he kept talking about how the Holocaust was not paled in comparison to the, and the way he said this word was just like the worst thing ever.
He kept saying the holodomor.
He said like a really pretentious weird way, like the holodomor.
Just like over, and he kept saying it, Holodomor.
The Holocaust had nothing on the holodomor.
And it really annoyed the fuck out of me.
Anyways, let's just listen to this clip.
What's going on with this Scarlet Girl?
I don't start a whole new convo, but I tuned in for a few minutes and she seemed a little bit out of it.
Well, I think we were both a little bit out of it, actually.
I hypocrite pressing Ethan Ralph on why he's streaming with a strung out coal burning horror.
Let's see what Merc Colette has to say on this.
One stream was more coherent, though, at least.
The Tuesday stream, the Thursday night.
She is a porn star who has drifted into the sector.
Kill stream orbit.
So the sector.
Scarlett Hampton.
Oh, no.
Don't search.
Don't search her.
R-L-E-T-T, and then Hampton.
Next thing you hear is just audio of like, you know, the funk music starts.
One of the haters is hard looking.
What do you say?
Oh, my God, bro.
Very, very, she looks like a 30-something-year-old, like, Slavic, like, sex-trafficking victim whose lip fillers have deflated.
And she's aging out of her career as like a sex-trafficking victim.
Oh, no.
I know you're about to say that.
Okay.
And you.
I was waiting.
So what he said.
Is it black?
Is it interracial?
Is that really?
Surely that's not it.
No.
Shame.
Shame.
Okay.
So I just want to take a peep at iHypocrites like lucky charms down here.
There are literally channels on this I don't even recognize.
Somehow he's on Twitch.
There's a single person on Twitch kick and whatever the fuck this is, which is probably just him.
Then there are three people on D Live.
God bless their souls.
38 on Odyssey.
662.
That is terrible because like Twitter counts individual views as viewers.
There's no fucking way.
Like, because his like Twitter channel is like his main income, right?
Like if I go to the ex-Josh thing, mine will have like 10,000 or some shit because it's one view.
Or did it not get pushed to Twitter at all?
Well, fuck me, I guess.
See, 900 because it's just individual view counts or some shit.
So that's like just outright fake fucking numbers.
And then six on Cozy and four when whatever the fuck this is, he's streaming to the Crusader state of Palestine, I guess, of Jerusalem.
Okay.
Cool.
And then Ralph Z did this in response to Clavakal saying, put one on the board for this guy, TBH, one of the top tweets so far this year.
And it's just him saying you just got a mog.
Men's facial features may sway criminal sentencing.
A 2020-17 study suggests a link between certain facial features and the severity of the punishment of a judge assigns to felony crime.
And then Ralph says, be getting the Ralph looks macking arc ASAP since it might stop me from getting another felony.
That's pretty funny.
That's pretty funny for Ralph.
Okay.
Finally, the Bossman segment.
Fuck you.
That's the only reason why I do these streams.
Think I do this because it's fun?
Because I need money?
Because I'm trying to promote my website.
No, motherfucker.
It's about the gambling streams with my favorite crackhead.
It's Bossman Jack time.
So the Patriots, apparently, there was some kind of big fucking sports ball game.
Apparently, I'm not allowed to say sports ball because that's Reddit coded or whatever the fuck.
But black people were throwing around a ball.
It was a big deal.
Lots of people talking about it.
And Bossman decided to put a little bit of money on the table because you can't win none if you don't bet, son, son.
So he put $500 on the new England Patriots seven-time Super Bowl champions, or maybe six-time Super Bowl champions.
Can they get the seventh obvious, easy pick for our boy Bossman, easy, lucky number seven, seven football rings coming up?
And they lost.
And it wasn't even close.
So he was still in rehab, gambling where he could with what he could scrape together.
Unfortunately, first bet of the new saga, season eight.
Greenlit, by the way, the state of Virginia has seen fit to greenlight season eight by giving him probation.
And the first bet of the season is already a flop, unfortunate.
Trombonista, very pleased.
As I mentioned before, Trombonista is a very quiet workhorse on the Kiwi farms.
And despite being a slightly autistic girl, she really loves football.
And I've been told that this is a Midwestern thing, and people in the Midwest love football.
It's like a family thing.
So the Seahawks beat the Patriots 29 to 13, and she fucking loves football for some reason.
So that's your football update.
That's why you tune in.
Okay, so anyways, Bossman back in control.
And Blackstar has put together my Bossman segment fucking hype here.
I think this is the trailer for the.
Oh, here we have all the white girls who are at the Bossman house.
No, it's all the moms.
It's all moms.
It's everybody's moms back at the house, ready to welcome their king home.
The banner's out.
The bossman's sun is rising.
Okay.
Yo, yo, what's good, everybody?
What's poppin'?
What's good, everybody?
How's everybody doing?
I don't know why am I.
Oh, here we go.
Y'all like my new wallpaper?
That's the way I got welcomed home when I got home today.
It was great seeing all the ladies waiting patiently for me, as always.
You know what I'm saying?
So it was good to, you know, finally be home and be welcomed by my ladies.
That's funny as shit, though.
You gotta admit.
You gotta admit, dude.
All right, here we go, guys.
Let's get it.
$1,500 balance, by the way.
Let's go.
Straight into the Gamba.
Let's not waste any fucking time.
Let's not dilly dally here.
We gotta get to the Gamba sash, brother.
In fact, to celebrate this Gamba sesh, I think that we're gonna need some monster, okay, to enjoy properly.
All right, so Bossman reveals that his parents were having financial problems.
Okay, great.
Watch this oh Yo That was pretty good, dude.
That was pretty good.
I'm gonna take a thousand now, dude.
Dude, let's go.
Let me talk to my parents.
I want to tell my parents I'm gonna hook them up.
My parents are struggling financially right now.
I'm gonna help them out big time today, dude.
Let's go.
That's so dire because you know, you know that a big part of their financial struggles are they, I believe that part of the reason he was allowed to go to rehab is that they paid for his rehab out of pocket.
And they're also paying for his criminal defenses, I'm pretty sure.
So they're struggling because this motherfucker is putting them out of house of home, literally.
And I don't know, bros.
We might get the homeless boss family arc at the end of this shit.
We don't.
I'm not going to lie.
Ceases talking.
Just completely shuts down.
There's no way to finish that sentence for him.
It's over.
Smoke and crack.
That sounds crazy to say.
I can't be made to smoke that shit.
But I do miss smoking weed.
I do miss smoking weed.
Well, they do call the devil's let us a gateway drug, boss man.
Don't do it.
All right, Greg.
I'll send you my address.
Just going to Kiwi Farms.
Find it right there.
No, I'm just kidding.
I mean, anyways.
Why doesn't he love us back?
Do you have any idea how big the Bossman fan club is on the Kiwi Farms, bro?
Come the fuck on.
Why doesn't he love us back, chat?
Unrequited love.
Such a bitter pill to swallow.
We got some family eats here.
Looking pretty good.
Looking pretty good.
We got some color on the plate.
You know, not every American family eats food that has non-beige colors on them.
You know, this is pretty fucking exquisite by American standards.
Well, unfortunately, the peace of the home did not last for long.
Bossman did get into a fight with his father shortly after arriving.
What are you doing?
So he was on his phone acting sus.
Rat Dad demanded to inspect the phone so that no sussy baka such content was happening.
He refused to relinquish his cellular device, and his father pressed him, resulting in this confrontation chat.
Let a nigga know that he alive.
He's shouting, get your stuff and get the fuck out if you can't hear over this lovely jungle beat.
Fake niggas, mad snakes, snakes in the grass.
Let a nigga know that he arrived.
Don't be sleeping on your level, cause it's beauty and a struggle, nigga.
It's beauty in the struggle, nigga.
If I was Rat Dad, when he comes back from jail, I'd be like, look, I patched up all the holes in the wall, but for extra sound insulation, I've filled them up with used syringes, rusty nails, and glass.
So I'm just letting you know right now that the sound installation is much better, but definitely don't punch those because it will be extremely painful.
Why did this song sample like the My Got Scream from the one jar, one ass guy?
Why is the my got scream sampled in this?
You can hear it if you listen.
On the road to riches, listen, this is what you find.
The good news is, nigga, you came a long way.
The bad news is, nigga, you went the wrong way.
I also thought it was Boss Maniel.
I hear doors slamming chat.
The doors are being slammed.
Doors are in imminent danger.
Doors are in danger.
The door is also filled with lead and mercury.
Sticky Keyboard And Bad Bets00:07:00
Don't kick it.
That's the strength from the Lord above.
Because I've thrown so far, but I can feel my grip loosening.
Quick, do something before you lose.
Bang signs off, as he does.
His dad's a bully.
No, he's bullying me now, dude.
I'm putting in some remote.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Two more ready.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Yo, what the fuck, dude?
Did you just hear that?
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with him?
Bro, I've seen you punch a hole through your fucking door and your wall at least a dozen times.
He gets to bang on something every once in a while, too.
Where do you think you get it from, motherfucker?
What is wrong with you?
You wouldn't have more neighbors.
I'm not even yelling, dude.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm not even being loud.
What is wrong with him?
We have God, man.
Look, here's a nice little market tip for you.
Check out Troy, Virginia.
Find where Bossman lives.
Look at the real estate prices of all the neighbors.
They will be 10 to 15% below market value.
Buy it.
Hold it long term.
One day, Bossman will go to jail forever.
And then your house will appreciate in value and you'll make a killing just off the difference.
Chat.
This is a market pro tip by Josh Moon.
At court.
Okay, he was got probation.
That's free.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
Wow.
Oh, we did have a guy that physically went to court.
I think that's who was recording that.
Oh, my God, dude.
I can't believe I just did that.
That's so rigged, dude.
Yeah, putting a $60 bet on that fucking thing.
I just remember whenever I see this stupid ass pyramid, I just think of this.
There was a I played Neopets as a kid, and there was.
Did they get rid of this?
There was a game where you could play it basically like that.
God, I wish I could show you because it's so funny.
Do they get like rid of all the gambling games?
Because I remember it was like they had so many different gambling games.
And one of them was just this fucking pyramid thing that he's always playing.
But like the game was actually set up where like the table was like tilted to one side, like one leg was short.
So it looked obviously rigged.
And every time he's playing this shit, I'm just thinking of the time of all the fucking money I wasted playing that shit.
That's so rigged, dude.
It's gone.
I just lost it all.
It's all gone.
Yeah, it's true.
They had tons of gambling shit.
I wish I could find it.
I don't remember what it was called.
It was like a Plinko, though.
Is it called?
Oh, Plinko is the funny one.
Okay.
No, I'm going to look for it while I play a clip.
Give me a sec.
I got to find this fucking thing now that I keep talking about it.
Yo, shout out to my boy GD Paris, my homie from Rehab.
What's good, my nigga?
He got his rehab buddies on his stream.
That's funny.
The hell is he even doing?
Look at this, guys.
Look.
Look at this.
Dad.
What are you doing?
Why?
Why?
Why are you on my phone?
No, I didn't, Dad.
All right.
Okay.
Aha!
I found it real quick.
Look.
This you would bet in 250 Neo points, and it was obviously rigged.
He put books under one side, and it would always go to one every time.
It would never ever ever go to the gold one, but everyone played it.
And like the best players, I guess they, I think they had like 9,000 accounts so they could play this game like over and over again.
But I would never win anything on this bullshit.
This guy, he sucks ass.
And his ball that he dropped was not like a regular ball, it was a poor little pet pet.
He would tumble this fucker down and hit all the studs, and he would be like sad while doing it.
Tragic game made by Scientologists to condition me to sociopathy.
Stay good.
Reason you're getting my phone.
The only reason, the only reason the only reason you're getting my phone is because I'm trying to get good and stay safe and stay good.
So say what you want.
He comes in the second I lose it all, dude.
I love this conspiracy that his dad is like, um, uh, like spying on him to bully him, anyways.
This was him breaking his expensive technology again, ready?
Rusty, Jesus, dude.
Expensive ass monitor on the fucking ground, brand new.
Oh my god, I just got, dude, I just spilled a drink on my brand new keyboard.
I'm not kidding, brand new keyboard, sticky already.
Bro, I do not just do that.
He's like cleaning it with his underwear or some shit.
What the fuck is that?
Aloud, aloud.
Aloud.
Aloud, aloud.
Fuck you, Dad, for trying to keep me out of prison.
Oh my god, just go again.
Would it be time to move the drink to a safer location?
Nah, buddy.
Nah, buddy.
I play it fast and loose over here.
Let's scroll it again.
Oh my god.
Three for three, buddy.
Ticosa be smoking all.
He doesn't care anymore.
He's over this shit.
My life is falling apart.
Everything's sticky.
The keyboard gets sticky.
My life is over.
It's fucking Jover, buddy.
It's fucking Jover.
Here, look, I'm going to do the thing again.
You want to hear my keyboard?
Yeah, let's put this nice and low down here, okay?
Now I can do some, I can do some ticky tacking.
Okay, listen to my nice keyboard.
It is very nice and it sounds nice and it makes it sound nice to type and feel nice while typing.
Awesome.
That's an awesome awesome.
But it is awesome.
It's so nice, chat.
It's so nice.
Everything in my life is on the up and up because I got the boss man.
I got the keyboard that's not sticky with soda.
What more could you possibly ask for?
Um, okay, we'll listen to a little bit of this and then after like a minute, make a determination.
Probably didn't to stop, but apparently the owner of Shuffle was refilling his wallet with like less money each time and it was pissing him off.
Exploiting Death For Money00:08:02
888 bucks.
That's fucking fat.
Yeah, that's fat.
Let's go.
Let me take that all day.
888, boys.
Let's get it.
888.
Oh, let's see.
He's about to be.
Might as well do a fucking 56.
Might as well do a...
Might...
I thought the 200.
Might as well throw that money in the fucking bin.
Might as well take that money and choke slam it into the fucking trash, buddy.
Did you just see that, dude?
Nah, dude.
No, why are you giving me money just to lose it, buddy?
You're giving me money to keep, right?
Nah, dude.
No way, dude.
No, there's no way, dude.
I was fixing something on my computer and I was uh it was taking time to like build and compile shit.
So I was watching videos while doing this.
Oh no, it was when I fucked up the Kiwi Farms and I was waiting on remote hands.
I had some time to kill.
So I watched some videos and I opened a nice old school RuneScape video by the guy opening like several thousand treasure clue chests and stuff that he had collected over multiple years to try and like max out his collector's guide or whatever on old school RuneScape on like an Ironman account.
And it made me realize while watching this that everyone who continues to play old school RuneScape in the current year suffers from crippling gambling addictions.
And I, you know, I've tried playing it and I just can't get into it even as an adult.
When I was a kid, I would just fuck around and like talk to people.
I never really like skilled super hard.
And I always wondered like, who is like super into this kind of shit still?
And I realized it's just people super into gambling because they'll do like the theater of blood dungeon like over and over again to try and get like the epic rare loot.
Then they'll do clue scrolls to get like third age gear.
And I'm just watching him play and it's just like he's just gambling.
He's just invests time to get rewards to gamble.
I think every single person who still plays old school RuneScape is a gambling addict.
And Bossman got his start in the desert casino where you duel and duels in RuneScape are bullshit.
They're just like random number generators.
So it's like, it's basically like blackjack kind of, but like it pretends to be like a game of skill.
And it's just bullshit.
So my point is that the game is a thinly veiled casino.
No, dude.
No, dude, please, Noah.
Please, dude.
Damn, dude.
Holy fuck, man.
That's crazy.
Damn, I feel like an idiot, dude.
Please, man.
Don't I feel like an idiot, dude.
67 cents.
I really don't like being that guy.
I really don't.
I don't.
It's like pride gets in the way of me asking for money over and over.
It really does.
Even though I still do it.
I mean, that was insane of a run, dude.
That was so unlucky, dude.
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, 777.
All right.
I got to go back to dice now, dude.
Come on, dude.
Straight back to the dumbest fucking game.
The least interesting, most bullshit, fucking flush your money away game on the entire site.
Right back to it.
Let's go.
I'm going to take that.
I know.
I got to be grateful.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Noah.
Sorry, dude.
I didn't mean to be very grateful.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, dude.
Seriously, that's a lot of money, dude.
Thank you very much, man.
Thank you.
Who wants it?
No, Kino.
Yes.
I'm getting better at that, dude.
Oh, that number.
I was thinking.
I was thinking.
I was thinking about what to do for the silver coin run I want to do this year.
And I'm really thinking like boss manjack on the reverse.
And then I was thinking of putting cards, like a corner of cards.
Because the way that Chris is framed in his, he's like in like a square puzzle piece.
Do the same thing with cards and put like a jack and a three because it's the 13th anniversary.
And 13 is a terrible, terrible blackjack hand.
So it would be really funny because he's very unlucky.
And then for the motto, I was thinking, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
I can see it clearly in my head.
It's such a perfect picture of what I want.
And I might do it.
That might be what I go with because it's really funny.
Every time I hit a, oh, it's a 200.
On a million structure, I'm gonna put those.
Not bad, not bad.
We take that.
The issue with Cobra is that, like, I don't want to be seen as exploiting his death.
Like, even if his father agrees to it, which he probably won't because he's a liberal and it's like he doesn't like us, he doesn't want to help us make money.
So, he probably won't agree with it.
But even if he does, it's like I don't want to be seen as exploiting his death.
Same thing with Terry Davis.
I don't want to be seen as exploiting his death.
Francis E. Dak is also dead.
You know, or Fed smoker.
It's like, I don't want to put a dead person on the coin.
Because, number one, that is numismatically incorrect.
You do not put dead people on coins.
Okay.
You put the figurehead.
And then the other one is that with Ricada, I don't want Ricada to be remembered.
I want to go like damnation memorie or whatever the fuck on him and just have him be completely forgotten because he is not funny, not interesting, not charismatic, not fun to talk about, not fun to look at.
He is viscally disgusting on every single level, way, shape, and form.
And I would prefer never to think about him ever again.
Saying that.
Oh, that's fucked up, dude.
God damn it, man.
I saw 400 bucks.
But those two.
Hey, both.
Let's go.
Bro, what?
Dude.
That money's fucking gone.
Deal against 21, bish.
You want to know the truth about it?
No, dude.
Oh, man.
That's not even right, dude.
It's been.
I want to hear him crash out over getting the 666.
Oh, he said something.
Oh, God, he's doing less every time.
All right.
Hell yeah.
All right.
He's sending less every time.
All right.
Hell yeah.
You can tell he's not happy about this, though.
This is not a development that he appreciates.
I'm going to lose the first one here.
I guarantee it.
Yeah, I told you.
Never going to win one.
Never going to win one.
Brown.
Let's go.
Oh, my God.
I knew it.
I called it.
Let's go.
He's going to do it again.
He's going to do it again.
Sopha.
That money's fucking gone.
He's in.
He's in the K-hole.
Dude, all right, last one.
Dude, are you toying with me, man?
Are you toying with me?
I guess you can't let me in.
It's going to be 555 now.
Dude, you got to be a real sick bastard to run one of these casinos and just like jerk around these addicts by giving them little money that you just take away immediately.
He's just so sadistic.
You got to be real fucking evil to be evil Eddie, man.
Come on, side.
Don't fail me now.
Come on, buddy boy.
Getting my boss, man, Tim.
God damn it.
Sibling Caching Server Issues00:02:53
It was doing fine.
Why did it fuck up now?
Good, we're good.
338.
Hmm.
I should just as a little aside because I like to talk about my projects.
Taurus is interesting in that it's not just a reverse proxy.
Like one of our main bottlenecks on the forum is disk.io and network bandwidth.
We're getting a bandwidth upgrade soon.
And that will be one of the last upgrades I have to do to the site for a very long time because we have enterprise grade everything at this point.
However, my goal with the front end is to make it sort of like a spreading slime that is self-propagating and very easy to manage and comports to a bunch of different resources so that I can string together a bunch of cheap BPSs all over the world to get a proper build your own Cloudflare.
So one of the things that I'm hoping to accomplish to properly compete with Cloudflare in that regard is to get what's called sibling caching, which is when a resource is requested on a server that you connect to that proxies to the QE farms.
And then you have that resource on that server.
But there's eight servers.
So then one of the servers says, does anyone have this file?
Node A has it.
Node B requests it.
Node A sends it to node B.
And then you have two servers that could later say to a different server, we have this file.
And then they will communicate with each other and download from each other and not have to download from the back end every time.
This is called sibling caching, and it's what I really want to do.
However, it is very difficult to get this right.
So all of the issues with filing stuff right now, like with things breaking randomly, avatars not loading, this video not loading correctly, it's almost all in-flight issues with the caching.
And that's what I've mostly been working on since I've deployed it, is to get this right.
And I could just abandon it as a concept, but it's really important to me, I think.
I think that in the long run, especially if we get other sites behind Tartarus, it will save a ton of money if they can do the sibling caching.
I don't think so, dude.
I don't think so.
It's how the Australians say caching, and I prefer it.
And I learned it when I was in Australia.
Okay, so I say caching.
I'm going to win once, all right?
Yes. dude.
Yes, dude.
Yes, dude.
I said three, three-time multipliers.
Let's go.
What should I do now?
50.
I have an idea, Bossman.
Why don't you play the same fucking game that always takes your money as quickly as possible?
No, I'm going to lose this one.
Good idea.
400?
Reddit Moderator Bet Losses00:15:34
No!
No!
Oh, my God.
Bro, he does this thing.
Okay, I'm done now.
I'll end it there.
But he does this thing where in betting strategy, it's called a nightingale.
If you have a 50-50 chance to win something, what you do is you bet $10.
If you lose, you bet $20.
If you lose, you bet $40.
If you lose, you bet $80 and so on and so forth.
And this can really add up, obviously, because you're doing in multiples of two each time.
But it's a really efficient strategy to actually win at the casino.
So they cap it at tables.
You can only bet so much money when you're sitting down to play a game specifically to defeat this strategy.
Like you might wonder, why is it that you can only bet up to $500 at a table?
Why would they not want someone to bet $600?
And it's because of the Nightingale.
So he's learned that if you lose, you should double your bet, which is why he will sometimes lose $100 and then bet $200 on it.
But when you just do this flippantly and you're not following the strategy like rigorously, that's just called chasing your losses.
And it's a sign of gambling addiction, which obviously he is, but he will justify chasing his losses by saying that he's doing Nightingale or Martingale.
Sorry, not Nightingale.
Martingale strategy.
All right.
That's it.
I have a Reddit segment for you.
It's a very long Reddit segment.
Anti-meme moderator Rio Box is panicking because his e-girlfriend, who's, what the fuck is an art anti-meme?
Are you like against memes?
If you see like Soyjack, do you like shit yourself and cry?
Anti-memes, memes without a punchline.
The humor comes from knowing the context.
Okay, that sounds terrible.
Anyways, anti-meme moderator RioBox is currently panicking because his e-girlfriend, who co-moderates the subreddit, hasn't been online for two days and is asking the anti-meme to find her.
Temporary community update from RioBox mod, her husband, Loveheart, missing person.
If you have any details about recent activity from her, please comment in this post.
Hello, everyone.
The co-top moderator and my girlfriend, Course Mediocre7998, has suddenly been offline for this is the only picture he has of her.
Has been offline for over 48 hours with absolutely no activity.
No posts, no comment, mod actions, or messages.
It may not sound like a lot, but for her, it's very unusual.
She's around every single day all the time, except when she's sleeping or busy.
So I wanted to be transparent that she is currently absent and missed.
The silence feels strange, and it's honestly a bit worrying to me.
I miss her.
I deeply love her, and I wanted to be open with you all instead of pretending everything is normal behind the scenes.
I'm not trying to start rumors or panic.
There could be a completely reasonable explanation, but I appreciate it if anyone who has been seeing recent activity from her anywhere could mention it in the comments.
Even small info helps.
So he locked it because there's lots of hateful and negative comments.
I've been deleting dozens of comments for a few hours now, and the negativity just keeps coming over and over.
Monitoring this post all the time is draining my mental health, especially when the one I love suddenly disappeared.
While she isn't active, I've literally monitoring the entire one million members subreddit all by myself.
Being the sole human moderator, I'm very soon going to open mod applications.
We're going to hire more mods either way.
Okay.
Oh, there's a reply.
I'm a bit confused.
If you two are dating, don't you have any other ways to communicate with her other than just Reddit?
Like on her phone or something.
And he says, no, not really.
It's an online relationship started three months ago, and we thought things like phone numbers were too personal.
And we didn't see a reason to have other means of communication, but I did get her Discord and she doesn't answer there too.
Now I realize I should get her phone number once she returns in cases like this.
We call each other husband and wife as pet nicknames, but we're just dating.
Three months in, and they got husband and wife pet nicknames, bro.
Are they like 12?
Is this like a 12-year-old child?
Okay.
An update has been posted.
Supposingly she is dead.
Though my theory is that she was just the sock of the main mod.
He has never really posted on the subreddit himself, so maybe this was his outlet and he just got bored of it or wanted attention.
But even if real, the whole thing is incredibly pathetic.
Rest in peace, course.
And then he refers to her by and makes a very tasteful Reddit gravestone with her, with his only picture of her.
And says, Course Mediocre 7889, December 3rd to February 9th.
Hello, everyone.
It's a very tragic day.
After nearly 60 hours, I got a DM from Course Mediocre about seven hours ago, but it was not Course herself.
It was instead her brother who came to visit her after her neighbors notified him.
He confirmed that Course has committed suicide on February 9th.
I'm sorry for going silent for several hours.
It was because of this.
I simply could not handle the shock of this discovery.
I cried and cried and cried so fucking hard.
I whined.
I screamed.
I hated myself so, so fucking much.
Thinking, why couldn't I be a better boyfriend?
Thinking, why didn't I listen through her?
I'm fine, Focade.
But now, after hours, I'm calming down slightly.
I see there's nothing I could have really realistically done to stop this tragedy.
She loved me so much, and I made her as happy as I possibly could.
I was always by her side until the very end, when there's no way I could have known just how close she was to the edge.
The previous pin post is missing highly, was highly emotional, and everyone thought it was an overreaction.
That I was too desperate, that I was exaggerating.
Some even thought I was a creep, that I'm a weirdo.
But I knew deep down that her going offline for over two days was not normal at all for her specifically.
And I was completely right in being worried.
And I knew her brother are better than all of you did.
But it is too late now, unfortunately.
She was the best girlfriend I could have asked for.
Someone in chat is complaining that I pronounce facade Fikade.
Now, I said that because he didn't pronounce, he didn't put the little C with the doodad.
And then it's like, Josh is butchering English.
Nigga, that's French.
If you're going to complain, you're going to complain that I'm butchering French.
All right.
Go say he's butchering English.
It's not a fucking English word.
All right, motherfucker.
If it was an English word, it'd be called Fikade.
I'm soon going to make another post once I'm in a better mental state with any more updates I have because this whole thing drained my mental health past its limits.
It's 1 a.m. and I'm very tired.
My girlfriend committed suicide that while ago, but I'm very sleepy.
It's past my bedtime.
Bye-bye.
I got school in the morning.
I'm still shaking.
My moon is fucking ruined and tears still streaming down.
I'm grieving very hard right now and I miss her so much, so fucking much.
I promise now I'll never date anyone online ever again.
So I guess if your sister commits suicide, the very first thing you do is you hop on Reddit to find her e-boyfriend and notify him.
And then there's like a Reddit conversation where he's like, hey, man, I don't know who you are or whatever's going on, but I was going through her phone.
And then it just keeps spamming.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Hey, dude, calm down.
I am her brother.
She's no more.
Hey, bro.
Bro, calm down.
Calm down.
She's fucking dead, bro.
Calm down.
She's just fucking dead.
I'm her brother.
She fucking hanged herself.
Calm the fuck down.
All right.
God, Jesus.
Stop overreacting.
And then Mercy.
Mercy Main 42069.
That's a fucking tranny, bro.
Hello, everyone.
In Course's absence, I've been re-elected to the mod team.
I will keep watch over both subs for the time being.
There's currently no policy changes being discussed, but this may come with time.
Note that any insults towards Course will not be tolerated or anyone calling the situation fake.
These are bannable offenses.
This is not the time to speculate on legitimacy.
Let's just post our anti-memes and have a drama-less time.
An immemorial flare has been created for anyone who stands by the fact that no one deserves the hopelessness and desolation that comes with suicide.
Yeah, heroes never die.
Just use your, pop your fucking ult, bitch.
What the fuck you doing?
Just pop your fucking ult.
Bring her back.
Bring back the course, bitch.
My ult is down.
My ult is down.
Well, you fucking suck then.
You fucking suck, bitch.
That's why you're a bronze tier fucking gooner troon.
Okay.
You're not no fucking king, not no challenger.
Uh okay, apparently, Course might be an Indian catfish scrubbing their post history, but someone archived a post from anti-meme two, exposing course with screenshots.
Of course, being active in Indian subreddits, there's no archive of our anti-meme two post that the subreddit got banned in the meantime.
Of course, posting in Indian subs.
Okay, posted in Bollywood memes, Bollywood music, and then a post that's actually in fucking Sanskrit and a word I can't pronounce.
Indian social sabko pataim kirahu and then pj explain, which is some other fucking fucking Indian thing, and then in Barazogachar again, Indian teenagers, bro, Indian teenagers doesn't look like no jeet to me.
I think that's a catfish.
This guy got catfished and then faked a suicide.
Admi encounter string 32, apparently playing Minecraft on Xbox, the same day that Reobox made the post about Course being missing.
Post from Course saying they're from India, four posts in subreddit drama talking about anti-meme.
Okay, he got catfished.
Okay, mystery solved, and then faked fake the Indian's death.
I guess very cool.
Thank you.
Thank you, Reddit, for making me read an Indian teenager that got catfished, uh, sob and lie about suicide.
All right, ah, cool.
That is the content.
I have a very special outro song chat.
Um, but until Zen, we have the Reddit segment chat.
I am 70 plus percent of the way there, a little bit lower behind because that one guy unsubscribed midstream because he hates me and he hates my fucking cookies, I guess.
Fuck you, bastard, fucking bloody bastard bitch.
All right, where are we?
Uh, Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor Relooted is out.
I repeat, reloaded is out like 50 players on launch date.
It couldn't have flopped any harder.
Okay, I'll buy it.
I don't know what the fuck it reloaded is.
Relooted video game.
Save 10% on relooted.
Reclaim real African artifacts from Western museums in this African futurist heist game.
Recruit crew members and plan escape routes.
Acquire the precious cargo and bounce out of the joint as fast as you can.
Okay, I'm not playing that.
That sounds bad.
Developed by Nyamakop.
Very cool.
Thank you, black people, for your contributions to gaming.
Buzz Burridge, for one, says, I wish you happiness.
Me too, buddy.
Thank you.
The president of Nintendo for five says, Dreamy as Moon Pie, will you be my Valentine?
I'm afraid not, sir.
I apologize.
Barrello Furman, for one, says nothing.
Thank you.
Mark Carney Despiser for five says, This fucking country will force you to pin magazines to five rounds, but when a goof shoots up a school, they increase HRT doses 50%.
Well, obviously, they're not getting the life-saving therapy that they need.
Don't you understand?
Bunker Housing for five says, Woohoo, we are live.
Please tell us if any bad luck has befallen you today.
I want to say something shitty happened this week, but I completely forgot what.
I'm in a good mood now, so it doesn't matter.
The server did go down.
That was kind of shitty.
Thank you.
Steve Stanning for one says, The only reason you're getting my money is because I'm trying to get good and stay safe and stay good.
And so say what you want.
I don't know what that means, but I appreciate your money.
Thank you.
Sika Lother for 10 says, if you scoffed at my suggestion to leave Japman, Japland, consider fleeing now.
Months ago, China invoked the UN Charter justifying an attack on Japlan.
Remember that Russia did the same for Ukraine.
Yeah, I really don't think that China's attacking Japan.
That's fucking retarded.
Thank you.
Ace of Sneeds for 2 says, Granada had the queen and was communist.
Also, Castro was succeeded by his brother.
That's true.
That was Granada that I was thinking of.
However, a brother secession is not the same as a hereditary secession.
Thank you.
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But I'm not unbanning Forsaken Wanderer because he posted what he thought was child porn, but was actually just a petite porn actress that he was passing off as child porn for reasons unknown to me.
Thank you.
Barrett's Leggy is Privateer for $40 says the dangers of processed cheese.
And there is a YouTube link.
Let's take a look.
Hello, Darvey.
This is Victim Cardin.
I was a little best right now.
I was wondering if you could come over and give my car a boost.
I got jumper cables, but you're missing the one lead.
So if you got cables, it'd be all right.
Otherwise, we can just strip them back and stick the wire under.
But anyways, it's kind of important.
I was enjoying a grilled cheese sandwich.
It further made me.
I don't like it as much as chicken, but it was okay.
I was going to have strawberry ice cream for dessert.
And I found a fucking hair in the goddamn grilled cheese.
I told you not to.
There's a fucking hair in there.
So I said to Berlin, What the fuck is this, you stupid whore?
Hair In Grilled Cheese Sandwich00:15:06
And she's like, Got to get my pistol cat was on the counter and you got in the frying pan.
And I fucking lost it.
And I opened up the grilled cheese sandwich, and there's a fucking cat truck right in the middle of my processed cheddar.
But I nearly shut my fucking shorts.
I grabbed my barrier from beside me and I cracked her upside the fucking head with it, this stupid bitch.
So I better take her in.
She's been out for quite a while now.
I can't get the car started.
So if you get a chance, maybe come on over and we'll boost it and have a whiskey and then mosey on into town.
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
Bye now.
The most romantic Indian relationship of all time.
Good to know.
Thank you.
That is the dangers of processed cheddar, though.
Breadwash, subscribe.
Thank you.
Dark Western says, happy pizza day for five.
Thank you.
I'm not sure if I will have pizza today, but I would like to.
TP Lux for 10 says, Valentine idea for something you can get your waifu chantal.
And there's a link.
Star Wars Valentine's.
Nothing says I love you like a black guy holding a gun.
Oh!
Oh, Rich Evans.
Back before they went full slop mode.
Vodka Blood Zero for 10 says, Happy Pizza Day in Freddy the 13th.
May the Indians, trends, and blacks stay away.
Tell me about it.
I'm hoping here.
Thank you.
Bussy Buffet for 13 says, Your rant here.
I don't have one.
I lost a dispute with my credit card company, and now I'm thinking of calling them up and threatening to cancel my card because I'm really pissed off.
That's my entire rant.
Can't go into details, but I'm pissed off.
Ballistic character.
Thank you, by the way.
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Door on hinges.
The stage is set yet again.
Have a nice weekend, dude.
It's like one of those smashed rooms where you pay money to break everything.
It is set up just like that.
Thank you.
Yugala Sneed for 5 says, Jersh, when are you going to play Reloaded?
After Life is Strange 3, I hope.
Ah, bro.
Unless it's like funny bad, I have no interest in playing some fucking slot black people game.
Thank you.
Ceno for two says, that feel when French frog gangbangers have access to more cool guns in the U.S.
I wouldn't be surprised if the M4s came from Ukraine.
I mean, if you get a license, you can have automatic weapons in some places in Europe, even Germany.
It's just hard.
Cena Stanny for one says, here's a new cheap bundle of games that you can play for us.
And then there is new no ice in Minnesota.
It's an itch.io collection of shitty games that's raised $320,000.
Homie, I'm going to be real with you.
I don't want to play any of this fucking garbage.
It's like half of this shit is like fucking furry slop.
Fuck this.
Cooli Dante for 10 says, speaking of search functions getting worse, the KF search no longer has an option to search the words I typed in the order the way I typed them.
Quotation mark search paraphrases now.
I think Elasticsearch has been downgraded as a result of like a requirement.
I don't know if that's like a thing.
That was actually a feature in the version that we had before, though.
It was never deliberately added.
Thank you.
Dragoons for 10 says, how is gaming and talking about games supposed to save the white race?
Women love video games, bro.
Don't you know this?
Women want a guy who spends their free time playing video games.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Since Sapa for two says, Stream Steam Group Chat Bros. We're coming home.
I know, right?
It's the only thing you can hope for at this point is to get on Steam.
The Internet Freak for $20 says, what do you think about my song?
And then there is an audio file.
Oh boy.
I'm gonna like five seconds before...
Does it just get louder?
Yeah, I'm waiting for that drop, bro.
I'm waiting for the drop.
Thank you.
It was great.
Gypsy Harlow for five says, it's so damn hard to escape Discord when my local tabletop store uses it for events.
Even my local musician seems forced to do it for events.
Why?
Because they are cattle and they will do the fucking dance, okay?
They will shuffle and they will smile and they will do what the computer tells them.
Abominable Homeman for five says, did you get this?
I did.
I sure did.
Thank you.
The goose for two says, Buck E. Beaver and Franklin the Turtle both support ice.
I did see an Indian family at the 100 pump Bunkies and it made me shake my head a bit.
They are invaded.
They've already took over, bro.
It's over.
The under 18 demographic in Texas is like 80% non-white now.
Your state's fucking gone.
Gypsy Harlow for 10 says, Meet Canyon.
No silly white boy.
You must invite the world to your backyard and compete with them for every limited resource we have.
I get to doodle all day for a living.
Yeah, it's true.
He makes tons of money just drawing fucking shitty cartoons and you have to actually work a job.
And fuck you if you complain.
Thank you.
Yugola Sneed for 10 says, this guy's videos are wild due to his face.
Enjoy Josh.
Okay.
Let's see.
I'm a licensed pharmacist in three states and today is the best day of my life.
I'm so happy because at Dollar Tree they have one of my favorite products that I've been looking for.
I heard of this product's existence from a fan so I began to look and just when I was about to give up I found something I found it.
I'm actually shaky right now.
I hate him, in case you're wondering.
Here it is.
I'm actually shaky.
I finally found it.
This is look fake.
Ashwaganda gummy.
I am so happy.
I can't believe I finally found it.
I cannot wait to try it tonight.
I need to calm down.
It's finally getting late enough for me to sleep.
But let's see how they taste.
Wow.
That's fucking gross.
This guy's fake.
You realize?
He's not like actually like that.
It's not like, oh, I'm a licensed pharmacist in three states, and I'm really hyped about Ashwagandha gummies.
Sorry, I hate to break it to you.
Logistical Nightmare for 20 says, Bulak Peepo can't even appreciate them cheese, Bix, shoot, and Chedda Biach.
It's so true, King.
They can't appreciate cheese.
That's their main problem.
That's why they never invented fire or housing.
Thank you.
Sneeden for five says, Josh, when are you going to do a Mr. Morrow segment pussy?
I don't even know who the fuck that is, bro.
Thank you.
Brianna Wu, Hyper Bimbo for 10 says, I heard enough about slander, enough slander from your from you about Chuck Grassley to kindly suggest you look at his record on H-1B.
He is probably the longest steadfast opponent of the Visa program in the Senate.
I'm not sure.
I think I'm confusing him with somebody else.
Because I want to say he also passed the Beef Act or something.
I like that.
So I'm not entirely sure.
Sorry.
I hate the fucker from Iowa, though.
Thank you.
IHC 1996 for 10 says, listen to Maddie in the family workshop.
Why is my thing blowing up?
In the family workshop, bro says one thing Josh says stuck with him all these years.
All these trannies going to grow up to become murderers.
Too much unstable mind regret.
Nothing to live.
I do not just like mass shooters, but like proper like serial killers and shit.
I'm telling you, we're going to have a resurgence of serial killers and they're going to sweep it up for decades before we find out.
Oh, yeah, there was like 80 active tranny Buffalo Bill serial killers mutilating and torturing children and women.
Thank you.
Real Adonai for 10 says, hey, Josh, even Neil Mahan will bend the knee to Terry Davis.
Please watch this from the beginning with captions.
Okay.
You must answer.
Is this niggerlicious or is this divine intellect?
And that's the question.
That's pretty good.
It does.
Is this like the captions auto-generated?
Auto-generated.
That's crazy.
That's pretty good.
Good job, Terry Davis.
You did something, buddy.
Thank you.
The horse beater for one says, reminder of Butch Killigan volume three pre-funding campaign is up on Kickstarter.
If you don't support Since Fossibles, you're basically stupid.
Yeah, I owe him an interview.
He's he's like super aggressive about like reaching out.
And he's like sent me a bunch of messages asking to do like another interview, but I don't know.
I'm super busy.
I can barely like find the time to do these streams normally.
It's like I would have to do like a second stream or something to talk to him, I think.
So I'm not sure.
I haven't gotten back to him.
I'm kind of rude.
I've left him on red.
But when I sit down and I have time to do stuff, I just start like working and I forget.
I have a stack of envelopes like 100 fucking high.
I have 100 unread emails in my inbox.
I just never like sort out my time.
That's why I need Claude to just take over and manage my entire life for me because I can't do it myself anymore.
Zibody for five says, I really hope to God Shuhok has full custody of the children.
I'm pretty sure she does.
I don't think he wants to have custody.
Sneedberg, Stein Goldman for 10 says, Dark Sneeter, Jersh.
I appreciate the color combination of like mustard yellow and bright lime green.
That's very stark.
Thank you.
Unadvised for $2 says, cheese fact of the week.
Africans produced just 2% of all cow's milk cheese in 2028, 2018, most of it in Egypt.
Over half of South Africa's cheese market is cheddar and gouda, while artisanal cheese has a smaller share.
Melanie individuals can't enter cheese.
They can't into a lot of things, bro.
They can't do nothing.
Star of David for $30, $29.
And Monero says the kids are all right with the link to a video.
Okay.
Let's see.
You have sent me a video that is in unsupported media format.
I'll try to open it, but if you don't encode your video so they can play it on browsers, I can't play it.
It's just a kid playing Roblox, and the character is like an Orthodox Jew.
And he's like, it's all sorts of anti-Jewish memes.
Like, basically, like, you have to walk on Benjamin Netanyahu, who's face.
And he's making remarks.
Sorry, I can't play this in my browser, so I can't show you.
But it's like, it's just a Roblox streamer making anti-Jew jokes or anti-Israel jokes specifically.
Because we can't be anti-Semitic, but we can be anti-Zionists these days.
So that's the safe workaround.
Sorry.
Next time, make sure your video plays in Firefox.
Thank you, though.
Aura Inspector for one says, why did you not announce last Friday or today's stream on Telegram?
Did I miss something?
Love the stream.
Cheers.
Oh, I forgot.
Sorry.
My bad.
David S877 for 25 says more cash for the case.
They almost tripped me up there, but I managed to recover.
Thank you.
I appreciate him.
Ace of Sneeds for 5 says, why does leftist flam talk like Sephiroth?
Why people be talking like motherfucking Sephiroth and shit, man?
That's that white elegance.
Thank you.
Ace of Sneeds for 5 says, he's grounded.
He's hordeless.
His flame is burnt out.
Are you talking about, oh, he's a Drake, not a dragon?
Do Drake's even have piles of gold?
I thought only dragons had piles of gold.
He can't fly.
Or rather, I forget the distinction between a Drake and a dragon, but he's fucked.
Okay.
Realize Black Drake Allen for two says, Justin RPG is already commissioning iDubbbs Dragon Voorart.
I really haven't heard from, is that guy still around?
Is he even around to do that?
Aura Inspector for one says, in regards to cookies, please tell your girlfriend she has great calligraphy and her Marzipan roses look good.
As a matter of fact, they were sliced turnips.
It was sliced turnips in beet juice, not Marzipan.
It's purely aesthetic, okay?
I got the tip off of Etsy, okay?
Where did she buy the heart-shaped bowl for the raspberries?
You can just find that shit at Hobby Lobby, bro.
Pien Wienerstein for one says, Anisa is going to turn I-dubs into a human-sized iguana and keep him as a pet in the terrarium she's building, like a in-the-movie Tusk.
Okay.
That'd be funny.
Sneeto, for one, says, Josh, have you seen D'Angelo Wallace video?
They're very gay as fuck.
Naba always looks like a gay kid.
Well, Kikudio already looks like a gay kikudi.
So no, I have no idea who D'Angelo Wallace is.
Kerzy for five says, I feel like this is the most VTuber heavy episode in the hot minute.
Are you doing okay, George?
I can only imagine it must be taxing.
Thank you for your service.
It's always hard for me around Valentine's Day, bro.
I started thinking maybe I should get an Oshi.
Who should my Oshi be, chat?
Should it be Celine?
No, because Celin's dead.
They put her down.
Rabid fucking dog.
They just put that bitch down.
Rilla Donai.
Thank you, by the way.
For 10 says, hey, Josh, proper way to use AI.
And then there is a YouTube link.
Okay, let's check it out.
No, I heard you guys kiss each other on Saturday nights.
That's true, right?
Nigga, I'm from Hoover, Cuz.
You find out Hoover Crup.
I ain't no finger in this finger west side hooper criminal gang.
Anything, Crockle, you.
Why are you guys doing the screen?
You're doing the video.
Oh, no.
His mind is, like, damaged now.
He can never recover from that.
It's like the videos are like the plot of the story is that you can't let your dub hole ganger from like the other timeline see itself or you'll go insane and die or whatever.
Thank you.
Sneeto, for once says, Charlie said if you don't think every ice agent should be made to mine lithium until they die, then you don't have a soul.
Well, oh, that's it.
That's right.
He hates eyes.
Well, he's a faggot.
Never trust a man with long hair.
Sneedo, for once, has also done it.
One of his former podcasters get thumbed up for having a forum account.
Also, he kept shitting on Charlie a lot.
Lamau.
You're thinking of Kaya Orson.
He is still around.
He still follows me on Twitter.
He is a former or was a co-host of the PKA already podcast.
I never showed up on.
I don't think Kaya is even secretly.
Yeah, Kaya.
It's just like, why does he have the same?
Why does that name sound so familiar?
It's like, oh, yeah, it's a dog.
Whitney Houston Radio Graffiti00:03:15
It's a song.
I saw him named his dog after this guy so he could shock it and feel pleasure.
Your alt-right pipelines.
Oh, yeah, he has a forum account, I'm pretty sure.
I don't know for sure, but he at least reads the site, I think.
Dark Western for one says, that chiby guy looks like bossman Jack with Down syndrome.
Don't say anything bad about my boy Bossman Jack.
He just got out of jail, okay?
Haramberger for two says, did we ever get a response from AnimeSucks Copen Sneed about how he felt about iDubbs' dragon model?
It isn't buckled into a car, farting, or any pizza yet, chat.
Anything can happen in the year.
He is exclusively heterosexual, I think.
One of the rare straight furries.
Straight furries, I've been told, are popular at furry cons, by the way.
So if you're some kind of degenerate gooner and you just want any hole as a goal, you can go to a furry con and pick up some furry chicks.
Red Eyes Black Tragon for 10 says YouTube link.
My favorite.
Let's check it out.
And anyway, tomorrow, folks, Valentine's Day.
Aww.
the topical.
Valentine's Day is Cupid hitting a freaking arrow on your ass.
Do you have yourself a valentine?
Oh, will you be my valentine here?
Have my carnation.
850 radio graffiti.
Are your ghosts?
What's six inches long and won't get sucked on Valentine's Day?
Whitney Houston's Crack Pipe.
They have
to see ghost reaction now.
suck in 607 Radio Graffiti Whitney Houston, you're now smoking with your granny.
Oh, man.
You know, Whitney Houston is probably looking down upon this saying, uh-uh, know that motherfucking dick, dude.
Ghost, True Capitalist Radio was like my first actual low cow.
I had heard of Christian before, but I remember back.
I remember when I first heard about him, I was still playing Blockland.
And I remember opening up the sonantu.com thinking, like, who the fuck cares enough about this retard to document all this bullshit?
Debugging Twitter Links00:14:34
And I closed out.
And it took me several years to get bored enough to retry reading the sonentu.com wiki.
But in the meantime, I got really into ghosts.
And me and my friend would listen to a fuck ton of true capitalist radio.
It was really funny.
I think Ghost is probably why I got into Chris after that because it's like, okay, I've heard every True Capitalist Radio podcast now.
I better go recheck out what's going on with that Chris guy.
Sneeze Stanley for one says, Super Chat through Rumble and it goes to Zoom and Hambly Super Chat through Kik and it goes to Evil Eddie.
It's all fucking rigged, bro.
Evil Eddie is obviously the least evil at this point.
I gotta say.
I think it's more evil to give money to Zoom and Hambly than fucking Evil Eddie.
Azal for 20 says, by the way, you can use Monero and 100% of that goes to me.
Azal for 20 says, not many times, this would be the perfect time to play like this from brother.
We're never going to finish this fucking stream from the videos.
It's over for me.
I'm dying today.
King Creepy JFS.
Why is he creepy?
I can't play this video.
I don't know what's wrong with it.
It goes to black and then it doesn't start playing.
I can try it.
I hate to disappoint.
See if it goes.
I can't.
Sorry, I can't download it and I can't play it.
So I apologize.
I'm trying my best.
Thank you.
I'm kinda naysayer.
It's too spooky.
It's too spooky.
Is the issue.
I'm kinda naysayer for two says, thoughts on the quick voicing a meow in eugenics.
I feel like I got fucking snubbed.
That's how I feel.
Haronberger for two says, what coupon code to order those neighbor cookies?
Josh, I need some Valentine's Glucose stat, but want to make sure you get your cut.
Should I do that next year?
Should I open up what, bros?
Let me tell you about my plan.
You guys, if you subscribe to the gum road, subscribe to the locals, send checks to the Kiwi farms, get my fucking numbers pumped up.
I will buy a house.
I'll get triple ovens and I'll book some, bake some fucking neighbor cookies.
And next year, our Valentine's Day treat will be tinned heart neighbor cookies going out.
Okay.
They're high quality.
They have coconut essence in it.
They're super tasty.
They stay moist.
I kept those cookies aside.
I booked them, baked them a couple days ago, right?
I kept them aside.
And they stayed moist and tasty despite being kept aside for several days before I filmed that video.
So I'm saying, man, keep pump those numbers up so I can get some good fucking ovens, bros.
And we're going to do some merch, okay?
Asian tech support for 10 says, Phil is perpetually drunk.
That would explain a lot, to be quite honest with you, but he's really good at hiding it.
That's why the working man's choice of drink is gin, chat.
You can drink gin and they don't smell it on you.
Thank you.
The horse beater for one says, DSP sounds like boss man during his cope.
I'm doing great, rehab.
Yeah.
Yeah, he is a bit of a cope strain.
Cole Idante for 20 says, Ralph's Aryan babies with Scarlet will all have Revitillago for some reason.
I mean, he's gonna have he's gonna have a pigmentation disorder where his kids turn out black despite having white jeans.
I think that's the issue.
Thank you.
Rich wet pasta for five says, Jersey is a true jack of all trades, baking, photography, website, administration, analytics, juggling, auto repair.
You name it, Jersh does it.
Jersey did my taxes.
Keep out of Jersey.
I enjoy your site.
Well, as they say, jack of all trades, master of none.
Thank you.
I'm master of being hated by absolutely fucking everybody.
That's my one true skill.
Octavia Spills for 10 says Scarlett is a fucking whirling dervish of BPD, and Ralph will never ever be able to keep up with her.
Well, we can only fucking hope, bros.
Thank you.
Debugs for two says, Josh, are you going to show the accurate AI mock-up of your room to own the Floyds that keep calling your room set up male and gay?
Okay, so I posted someone, I described my room to PPP, and if you feed it through AI, you get like a very accurate representation of my room, which apparently is male-coded.
Okay, so this is kind of accurate.
Okay, this is pretty similar.
But then, this is more, this is my goal.
This is room goals.
Okay.
The window will help out a lot, I think.
Yeah, but I need more computer.
Make sure to donate so I can buy more computers.
Thank you.
Cloydante for 20 says, Lyndon Eye hypocrite Perry doesn't wear the cap to hide his bald spot.
He wears it to hide the fact that Best Goy is tattooed into his forehead like in glorious bastard swastika.
Referencing the, of course, the greatest Quentin Tarantino movie.
I'm pretty sure it's the bald spot, though.
Let's be let's be honest.
Thank you.
Debugs for 10 says, Twitter link.
Oh boy, let's check it out.
Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an anti-ice protest.
I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said, I love ice.
Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted for standing up to law enforcement what's happening to America.
Okay, let's check it out.
See if the kids are all right.
I support ice and law enforcement.
I support ICE.
That's crazy, bro.
I don't know what's crazy about this.
Yeah, I'm going to punch you.
They're going to punch.
Dude, this fucking fat soy golem, beat the fuck out of this return.
And you're going to get in trouble for that.
Chill out, bro.
I stand for my beliefs.
I'm going to peacefully stay in here and support my beliefs.
I support ICE and law enforcement.
Please fuck yourself.
Whoa.
Yeah, if you're personally fuck yourself.
You can't think that I disagree with this.
It's a free country.
That's against school code.
No swear.
Get this guy a Roblox channel and a fucking YouTube, okay?
This guy's got the attitude.
He's got that Nick Shirley, like, like, like personality type.
He can make it, bro.
They're on the way there right now.
We offlifted walking out of the building as well.
I support ICE and law enforcement.
Am I allowed to stay here?
You are already welcome here.
Okay.
I'm allowed to have this sign too.
Like everyone else?
Okay.
I just stand for my beliefs.
You know, like, this is okay.
This woman is so angry.
She's like, god damn it.
That's funny.
Nobody did protest in my school.
There was like some abortion protests where all the anti-abortion religious kids put duct tape over their mouth and wrote life on it.
And I was like, I don't understand the point of this.
Kersey for two says, so back in the day, I asked who you prefer, where you prefer donos or who takes the least percent.
And I ended up here.
So what's the answer to that?
Now I thought Kick was kind of gay, but I'll move.
It really doesn't matter, bro.
I'm not actually like seething that Jeremy gets a cut of fucking Rumble money or whatever the fuck.
Just use and support whatever platform is like the most ergonomic for you.
Like if you prefer kick, use kick.
If you prefer Rumble, use Rumble.
At this point, they're basically the same in terms of what they offer.
The only thing that Rumble has over kick is locals, and you can subscribe to Gumroad as an alternative to Rumble as well for that.
Sneedo for T says, quick gay Reddit segment.
And then there is a Twitter link.
Flyer I made that will be placed on oversized trucks on my suburb.
Notice of dangerous vehicle.
You chose your chose of vehicle is extremely harmful.
Seppo tanks are a rolling hazard.
It looks like you voted for Donald Trump.
Yeah, this guy's a fucking queer.
Look, they have a gay logo.
So if you don't like cars, you're a fucking fag.
Trucks are base, actually.
Yugala Sneak for one says, fuck Meltime.
It's bossman time.
That's exactly right.
Oh no, it's bossman time.
Payne Wiener scene for once.
There were exactly zero black people throwing footballs this superb owl.
Get it right and all.
Running the bet and stealing it from the other team.
However, a different story.
Well, also the midtime was also very blacked.
Okay.
Chocolate Wombat for 10 says, hey, Josh, I'm sending you a message on KF tomorrow.
I need your advice on that something if you have time.
Send the email, bro.
You can't PM me.
Send the email.
Thank you.
Sneeto for 10 says, Kiwi Farmsland.
Okay, let's check it out.
Okay, I don't know.
Is it like a car meme or something?
I don't get it.
How is he rage baiting?
Zoomers are just like mentally ill.
I don't know how to describe this behavior.
They're just mentally ill.
I guess he had like, I love ice, like spray painted on his car or whatever the fuck.
Thank you.
My browsing for fives, could you give us an ad read or something?
I'm curious what it would sound like.
Okay.
Let's see.
An ad read.
Where is it?
Earn?
Connect shop pro features.
Where the fuck is it?
There used to be a thing for it.
Did they get rid of it?
Channels, connect shop, earn.
Moderation.
Did they really get rid of the ad read thing?
Maybe it's in the studio, the Rumble Studio.
Ah, campaigns.
Campaign is unavailable.
Are all of these like gone?
Ad reads completed zero out of zero.
Oh, you've probably wait.
Okay.
So I can, okay, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
This is going to make me $14.
This is a $14 ad read.
You ready?
I'm accepting it.
Wait, wait, wait.
it shows up on my screen do i have to like oh i do have to read it It shows up on my screen and then I have to read it, I think.
Make sure you have the ad overlay added to your stream's active scene.
Okay.
So I have to add a thing first.
Let me add a window.
Sorry, I kind of want to do it just because I've never done it before, and it would be funny.
And then I get $14.
Okay.
That sounds like a fucking winning ticket to me.
Fit the screen.
Okay, now it's on my thing.
It's now there.
I'm going to put it on the left.
I'm going to accept it and then read the Rumble Premium one.
This is one of the only ones I was willing to read.
Let me clear my throat here so they get a good ad read for the $14.
Oh, okay.
It worked.
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