Mad at the Internet - the turkey tom situation is crazy
Aired: 2026-01-23
Duration: 01:34:32


=== Gobble Gobble Bitch (03:31) ===

[00:00:00]  Please put these hello kitty panties on.
[00:00:03]  If I don't record this, my boner's gone again.
[00:00:08]  My boner's gone again.
[00:00:11]  You say it's weird that I go during sex.
[00:00:14]  Just wait until you're dressed up as my ex my ex again.
[00:00:23]  Don't mean to make you cry.
[00:00:28]  But baby girl, I'm going in dry.
[00:00:34]  So gobble gobble bitch, it's turkey tongue coming at you from pieceofshit.com.
[00:00:39]  Calling out baby and you're online for clout.
[00:00:42]  While I get coals and walls as I raise the fuck out.
[00:00:45]  So gobble gobble bitch, it's turkey time.
[00:00:47]  No loot when we bang, that's just for my palm.
[00:00:50]  I swapped a life of bang for a life of crime.
[00:01:21]  I don't usually play songs of Quick just because it's AI, and it's like, I don't know.
[00:01:28]  It's just weird.
[00:01:29]  It's weird to do AI songs for like intro outro.
[00:01:34]  But I like this one.
[00:01:35]  I think it's because it's my, it's my genre of music, which is of course music that mostly appeals to teen girls.
[00:01:42]  As I found out, it has been a horrific ordeal for me to discover that my secret playlist of favorite songs that I've been collecting for over like 20 years now at this point, I thought I was an obscurist, a hipster with refined tastes, an eclectic folk punk, indie alt music.
[00:02:04]  And I've discovered that actually my eclectic taste is that of a 16-year-old girl currently alive in 2025 because every one of my songs, which had like 50,000 views on it, now has like 40 million.
[00:02:17]  Because at some point within the last few years, that song went super viral on TikTok.
[00:02:22]  And everyone in the comments is just like, who's here from? TikTok.
[00:02:26]  It's like, oh, fuck.
[00:02:28]  Ah, fuck.
[00:02:29]  I have the playlist of a fucking predator.
[00:02:32]  How did this happen to me?
[00:02:35]  I just like songs.
[00:02:36]  Okay.
[00:02:37]  So that's been one of my horrifying discoveries.
[00:02:40]  Sorry for being late, everybody.
[00:02:41]  I was sent to the Huggy Wuggy Puppy Playtime Division because I had to save Pimpy and Bape.
[00:02:53]  It was unveiled to me in recent times that there exists some kind of weird horror genre that exists for children.
[00:03:01]  Because I watched a body cam video and there's this little girl being taken out of like an abusive methamphetamine addict's house.
[00:03:07]  And she had like this horrifying monster doll.
[00:03:10]  And she's like, oh, that's my, um, that's my favorite plus sheets.
[00:03:13]  It's Huggy Wuggy.
[00:03:15]  And the cop's like, it's like a fucking horrific monster.
[00:03:18]  And he's like, yeah, it's like a horror thing on YouTube.
[00:03:21]  I'm like eight.
[00:03:21]  I'm really into this weird, horrific bullshit on YouTube.
[00:03:25]  And it's like, okay, cool.
[00:03:29]  I mean, I guess I'm trying to think if I was into horror as a kid.

=== Why We Love Horrible Content (12:34) ===

[00:03:31]  I guess it's not too different from salad fingers.
[00:03:34]  Sometimes I get really like shitty about stuff.
[00:03:36]  I'm like, this is fucked up.
[00:03:38]  These kids are into this horror stuff.
[00:03:39]  Like, eight, that's real fucked up.
[00:03:41]  And I'm like, wait a second.
[00:03:42]  I love salad fingers when I was a kid.
[00:03:45]  To this day, sometimes I randomly, if I see a rusty spoon, I think, I like rusty spoons.
[00:03:52]  It feels good on my salad fingers.
[00:03:56]  It's just fucking nonsense.
[00:03:58]  The creepy, the creepy puppet, the finger puppet, where he like tastes them all.
[00:04:03]  And he's like, oh, you taste like clementines.
[00:04:05]  And he tastes the creepy puppet.
[00:04:07]  He's like, you taste like soot and poo.
[00:04:10]  I guess that's not too different from fucking Huggy Wuggy, if you really think about it.
[00:04:15]  Anyways, what am I talking about?
[00:04:16]  Poppy playtime.
[00:04:19]  So you may notice that this is one of the things that was broken last second as I was trying to get set up for my stream.
[00:04:26]  You may notice that the front end of the stream looks a little bit different than usual.
[00:04:29]  And that is because I have been working on my chat overlay improvements so that they can be used by other streamers and customized.
[00:04:37]  How customizable, you may ask.
[00:04:40]  I'm now invoking the customization system.
[00:04:44]  Whoa, Watch this.
[00:04:48]  I can even, I can edit this.
[00:04:49]  I think it edits in real time.
[00:04:50]  Watch this.
[00:04:51]  I can edit this in a sheet live.
[00:04:55]  LaMao.
[00:04:56]  And then I can do like date time.
[00:04:59]  Can you do like nanoseconds?
[00:05:01]  I'm going to do it with nanoseconds.
[00:05:03]  I don't even know what nanoseconds would be in MS. That's minutes.
[00:05:08]  Look, I don't know.
[00:05:08]  I'm not going to edit.
[00:05:09]  What I'm trying to say is I can edit it live because I am a fucking super programmer.
[00:05:13]  Okay.
[00:05:14]  I can do whatever the fuck I want.
[00:05:16]  Okay.
[00:05:16]  With my, now that I can harness the power of AI to do all the shit I don't want to fucking do with my oversight, I have basically the power of a hundred jeets at my disposal at a given given moment.
[00:05:30]  I can be in my car thinking about my project.
[00:05:34]  I can literally pull out my phone and go to Claude and say, Claude, we have to revise.
[00:05:39]  We have to revise this plan.
[00:05:40]  I just realized we absolutely do not want to use Scylla.
[00:05:43]  It just doesn't make any sense.
[00:05:44]  We got to switch over to Cockroach TV.
[00:05:46]  And you know what Claude tells me?
[00:05:48]  You're right.
[00:05:50]  The query first design of Scylla is overkill for this project, which has strong relational typing.
[00:05:55]  I'm like, yes, Claude, I know.
[00:05:57]  I agree.
[00:05:57]  I'm glad that we've reached this annex together and that we're moving forward in a timely manner, Claude.
[00:06:03]  Thank you.
[00:06:04]  So I've been in my, I call it my K-hole, which I think has a different meaning, but I mean code with a K or K for Claude, if you prefer, which is not how you spell that.
[00:06:13]  But look, it makes sense to me and it's funny.
[00:06:16]  And just like how things taste like soot and poo and I like rusty spoons, that is how I choose to refer to things.
[00:06:24]  Okay.
[00:06:25]  So I've been in the K-hole.
[00:06:26]  The C-hole?
[00:06:27]  That sounds worse.
[00:06:29]  That sounds more sexual.
[00:06:31]  I prefer the drug, the drug analogy.
[00:06:37]  No, I'm just like this normally.
[00:06:39]  If you're one of those people who's like, what's wrong?
[00:06:43]  I watched this guy do an interview and I'm curious to see the quality of his streams.
[00:06:48]  I am a fucking lunatic.
[00:06:50]  I am socially isolated.
[00:06:52]  I lived overseas for 10 years without anybody to talk to, surrounded by people who don't speak English.
[00:06:58]  And now I'm just completely severed mentally from the people around me.
[00:07:01]  And I returned to the United States to pay 30% of my income to taxes so that black people can murder, loot, rob, steal, kill each other with impunity using that money because I'm a fucking patriot.
[00:07:13]  I'm a red-blooded American.
[00:07:17]  I need a hamster.
[00:07:18]  I see, I didn't have a hamster for, in case you're new to the stream, I also put hamsters on my screen.
[00:07:24]  There's literally no reason for why I do this.
[00:07:27]  I just do it.
[00:07:28]  I literally just do this and nobody has ever been able to stop me.
[00:07:32]  And I've been doing it since literally the first stream.
[00:07:34]  And I honestly, I owned a hamster like once in my life.
[00:07:38]  I'm not like a hamster fanatic.
[00:07:39]  I just have hamsters on my stream and I don't have any control over this.
[00:07:42]  It's just like a thing that happens now.
[00:07:47]  Okay, so that happens.
[00:07:49]  If I change tab, it stops updating YouTube.
[00:07:52]  Imputed for future consideration, but I will keep that open.
[00:07:56]  I can do other stuff with my thing, my overlay watch.
[00:07:59]  Okay, I think this is broken.
[00:08:01]  Yeah, that's broken.
[00:08:01]  I'm going to have to figure out some way to fix that.
[00:08:02]  I might even fix that live on the stream.
[00:08:04]  But watch this, watch.
[00:08:05]  You want avatars?
[00:08:06]  Sorry.
[00:08:07]  No avatars.
[00:08:08]  You want usernames?
[00:08:09]  No usernames either.
[00:08:10]  Fuck you.
[00:08:11]  Super condensed mode.
[00:08:12]  And watch this.
[00:08:13]  We're going top down now.
[00:08:14]  We're going top down because I can do that because I can do that live and you can't stop me.
[00:08:19]  Oh, look at you.
[00:08:20]  You're all anonymous with no avatars, no colors.
[00:08:22]  And you're going from the wrong direction like we're Asian people or some shit.
[00:08:26]  What is happening?
[00:08:27]  Don't worry.
[00:08:28]  I'll fix it.
[00:08:28]  I'll put everything back where it belongs.
[00:08:30]  I will never do that again.
[00:08:31]  I promise.
[00:08:32]  Okay.
[00:08:36]  The viewer counter is off.
[00:08:38]  I bet you it is.
[00:08:38]  Let's see.
[00:08:39]  460 on YouTube.
[00:08:43]  Oh, the kick stream is not updated.
[00:08:45]  Let's refresh that.
[00:08:46]  I might break stuff if I do that, though.
[00:08:48]  Oh, then I can hear myself.
[00:08:50]  That's an important thing.
[00:08:51]  If you're new here, because you watched the interview and you're like, I wonder what this guy is about.
[00:08:55]  That's an extraordinarily recurring character in my streams is the audio feedback and tech issues.
[00:09:02]  That's also very important.
[00:09:03]  It's as important as the hamsters.
[00:09:04]  If I don't fuck up something, there's a serious issue.
[00:09:10]  Okay.
[00:09:11]  Cool.
[00:09:14]  See, the people that are, one day I'll prove.
[00:09:17]  Sorry, I closed voice meter banana, which means that my audio just gets immediately shut off instead of minimizing to a tray like a normal application.
[00:09:25]  That's a recurring character as well.
[00:09:26]  Voice meter banana just completely shitting itself.
[00:09:32]  Okay, status report.
[00:09:34]  What have I done this week?
[00:09:35]  Okay, chat.
[00:09:35]  Here's what we do.
[00:09:36]  Go to kiwifarms.jp and press enter.
[00:09:40]  You will be greeted by a screen that says DDoS retarding by Tataris, a nonprofit service of the United States Internet Preservation Society.
[00:09:46]  This is my test domain, as is Tor, if you use Tor, for the new web server, which I've been working on studiously for the last three months.
[00:09:55]  This is, I think it's very, very fast.
[00:09:59]  The static images are still a bit clunky, but that's because of something I'll explain in a second.
[00:10:04]  But if you want to use that, please go ahead.
[00:10:06]  I actually have Prometheus statistical logging for it so I can see what's going on much better than I can with other stuff.
[00:10:12]  And I hope that I'll deploy that to everything soon-ish, probably in February.
[00:10:17]  And it's very cool, very, very swag.
[00:10:20]  I like it.
[00:10:22]  I don't want to get into details with the tech stack, but it's a completely custom web server, basically.
[00:10:29]  And it will solve all of my problems.
[00:10:31]  It can be deployed on the cheapest VPS instantly, plug itself in, download certificates.
[00:10:36]  And that's important because it used to be a proxy.
[00:10:39]  So it would add like a minimum of like 300 milliseconds of latency each way.
[00:10:43]  That is eliminated.
[00:10:45]  So it's more secure in a way.
[00:10:47]  It's equally secure as always before, but much faster.
[00:10:50]  And it can do sibling caching, which is very important.
[00:10:54]  And it's cool and it's custom.
[00:10:56]  Oh, and it will have a security feature that will help deal with the gay pedophile who spams my website and also Sojack Party and 4chan.
[00:11:03]  I'm going to take some of the security features I'm developing for this front end, which is on the .jp, and I'm going to put that into a captcha.
[00:11:10]  And there may actually be a point where I am the guy that wrote the CAPTCHA that's going to be on 4chan if Grape likes the project.
[00:11:18]  It'll probably be on Sojack first.
[00:11:19]  They'll probably be more willing to test it before 4chan is, but that's the idea.
[00:11:25]  As a product of the United States Internet Preservation Society, the 501c4 that I am the head of, that you can find at youcips.org.
[00:11:32]  And if you enjoy my tech bullshit, you can sponsor me on GitHub now as well.
[00:11:37]  I'll shout to the 501c4 on GitHub.
[00:11:40]  Okay, the other big thing that is the reason why it was delayed is that the KiwiFarms storage cluster is shitting itself.
[00:11:48]  There are no backup hard drives anymore.
[00:11:52]  And many of the SSDs are at over 50% where, which means that there's a 60% chance in the next six months that it will fail and have catastrophic data loss unless I act immediately.
[00:12:01]  So one of the next things I'll be doing is spending a ton of money I don't have on hard drives because I urgently need them because otherwise the site will collapse into a fucking nightmare.
[00:12:14]  So that is, ah, sorry, I unplugged my headset.
[00:12:20]  That is the update with that.
[00:12:22]  So make sure to super chat this fucking stream because I'm going to be putting about $3,000 worth of hard drives onto a credit card.
[00:12:29]  And I'm going to pay that off.
[00:12:30]  So your super chats will be extra, super appreciated at this exact moment.
[00:12:34]  Also, if you use the form every day, you should.
[00:12:37]  Oh, one of the other things that I did is I set up.
[00:12:41]  is it dangerous to show you the front page of my site i set up uh the oh that's the wrong That's not the front page of my site.
[00:12:47]  I should know better because that's my site.
[00:12:49]  I set up the advertisement thing.
[00:12:51]  Oh, it doesn't show you a different one on each page because I'm not logged in.
[00:12:54]  That explains that.
[00:12:56]  But you can put up a banner here now.
[00:12:57]  And you can also donate by cryptocurrency directly because there is.
[00:13:03]  I finally, finally got around to getting up one of the servers that has been down since DropKiwi Farms.
[00:13:09]  And I've got that plugged in.
[00:13:10]  And it was, it was, I swear to God, the last time anybody had logged into that server was March 2023.
[00:13:17]  And it's just been sitting there waiting for me to come back to it.
[00:13:21]  And I have returned with the help of my 100 enslaved Indian origin AI programs.
[00:13:28]  We've come back to the server to revive it, plugged it back in.
[00:13:32]  And we're looking at possibly bringing back the Pleroma instance, which if you don't remember, because you at any point in the last three years started listening to this podcast, before Elon Musk bought X, everybody wanted an alternative to Twitter because it was the worst fucking thing ever conceived.
[00:13:49]  And one of those things was Mastodon, which runs on a federated service like email, but for Twitter.
[00:13:55]  X is still absolute fucking garbage.
[00:13:58]  It's a lot easier to actually exist on it, but it's actually shit.
[00:14:02]  It's like a complete piece of shit, right?
[00:14:05]  So what?
[00:14:08]  Did somebody donate $300 and it didn't show up on my screen?
[00:14:11]  Is that what I said?
[00:14:12]  I don't know.
[00:14:13]  Okay, I might have missed something.
[00:14:14]  Hopefully I didn't miss something.
[00:14:15]  Oh, 25 subs from Baba Bui.
[00:14:17]  Thank you.
[00:14:18]  That didn't show up.
[00:14:19]  That didn't show up on my fucking screen when it should have.
[00:14:22]  And there's other people giving kicks and shit.
[00:14:23]  And doesn't, I went out of my fucking way to try and get kicks and subs.
[00:14:27]  God fucking damn it, AI.
[00:14:29]  Listen, I'll figure it out next time.
[00:14:31]  I appreciate it.
[00:14:33]  What are they talking about?
[00:14:35]  I was talking about how everything's fucked.
[00:14:37]  I'm in indescribable pain.
[00:14:38]  I'm like a boogie.
[00:14:39]  I'm like waking up every day.
[00:14:40]  Like, I'm in indescribable pain.
[00:14:42]  My fucking server's crashing.
[00:14:44]  Oh, I was bringing up the Pleroma instance because X is fucking garbage.
[00:14:48]  Okay.
[00:14:49]  So the Pleroma instance is actually preserved.
[00:14:54]  We have three-year-old Postgres database that has not been touched and has all the KiwiFarm stuff on it from our kiwi farms.cc instance.
[00:15:03]  And it may be time to return and rise the instance up from the grave.
[00:15:09]  I'm debating if I want to do that or make like a fediverse.usips.org thing and attach it to the nonprofit.
[00:15:16]  I'm debating.
[00:15:18]  We probably will just bring back .cc or something for right now.
[00:15:23]  But a lot of people enjoyed that.
[00:15:25]  It had like this really weird niche community attached to it that was its own thing and people had a lot of fun on it.
[00:15:32]  So maybe we'll bring it back.
[00:15:34]  It wasn't too hard to maintain.
[00:15:35]  It was Crunk Lord maintaining it anyways.
[00:15:37]  If you don't know who Crunk Lord is, he's a weirdo.
[00:15:41]  He's like an acolyte of Terry Davis and he likes weird, like alt tech projects like the Pro Roomverse or whatever.
[00:15:50]  Um, and that's it for that.
[00:15:53]  For that server, there's the Matrix but um, we have decided that the matrix is going to uh, be destroyed because the guy that runs the Matrix project is an idiot and he's everything up and it sucks.

=== Crunk Lord's Alt Tech Project (09:10) ===

[00:16:06]  Silver's a hundred dollars an ounce, are you with me what?
[00:16:12]  Oh my god, it hit a hundred dollars.
[00:16:15]  SAPA, dude.
[00:16:17]  I was in, I remember I was scavenging Europe, going to flea markets, trying to negotiate price with Europeans I couldn't speak the language of to find silver coins from their country.
[00:16:29]  I have fistfuls of Reichmachs because guess what?
[00:16:32]  For whatever reason, Europeans are just looking to get rid of these things.
[00:16:36]  And I was able to buy some of them.
[00:16:38]  I swear to fucking God, for as cheap as 10 euros, 10 euros for what I think is 0.34 ounces of silver, like sterling silver.
[00:16:48]  I want to say that the Reich Marks are like 92 and a half percent silver.
[00:16:53]  And they were selling that shit for 10 Euros.
[00:16:57]  I have like, I should have just sold all my assets and bought as many fucking silver coins from Europe as I possibly could have.
[00:17:05]  I came back.
[00:17:06]  This is a fun story.
[00:17:08]  I disclosed at the airport when I returned from the from Europe to the US, I had to disclose that I had like a bunch of gold and silver on me.
[00:17:17]  And I did.
[00:17:18]  I disclosed that I had a bunch of gold and silver on me.
[00:17:20]  But the guy I was talking to was like so distracted as soon as he took my passport that I don't think he heard me or just said like, yeah, okay, one second.
[00:17:28]  Because apparently I'm flagged for interrogation because a big head Hancho from CBP came down.
[00:17:34]  Did I ever tell this story?
[00:17:36]  He came down and started asking me questions about fucking 8chan and QAnon.
[00:17:41]  And I thought it was about the Kiwi Farms at first.
[00:17:43]  And then he was asking me about fucking QAnon.
[00:17:45]  I just told him, yeah, it's Ron Watkins.
[00:17:48]  He just told that Fed it's totally fucking Ron Watkins in case you're curious.
[00:17:54]  In case you have a QAnon task force, that's who it is.
[00:18:02]  And that's how Josh got $11,000 worth of gold and silver into the United States.
[00:18:10]  All right.
[00:18:10]  Yeah, it's true.
[00:18:11]  I am continuously broke.
[00:18:12]  Every time I think about it, oh man, I should have invested money.
[00:18:15]  I remember when I was, it was like 2014 or something.
[00:18:19]  And it was at the, I had just started talking.
[00:18:24]  It was either 2014 or 2015.
[00:18:26]  I just started talking to Frederick, the cripple who ran 8chan.
[00:18:31]  And we were talking about cryptocurrency because Bitcoin was like, it just hit $100.
[00:18:38]  And that was really big news.
[00:18:41]  And we were talking about it.
[00:18:42]  And there was this guy.
[00:18:43]  He ran a blog and he was a Bitcoin Ultra Maximalist.
[00:18:48]  And he was like, sell everything you have, liquidate your 401k, illegally withdraw it.
[00:18:53]  You buy Bitcoin right now.
[00:18:55]  Just sell everything.
[00:18:57]  Put every dollar you have into Bitcoin.
[00:18:59]  He even said you should take out a mortgage on a house and then illegally use that to buy cryptocurrency and leave the country.
[00:19:09]  And I thought, this guy's nuts.
[00:19:11]  But if I had done that, I would have been a quintillionaire.
[00:19:13]  And I think about that sometimes.
[00:19:15]  The document was put in my hand.
[00:19:17]  Commit mortgage fraud, Josh.
[00:19:18]  Commit mortgage fraud.
[00:19:20]  I could have done it.
[00:19:21]  I could have probably gotten an $80,000, $100,000 mortgage, even with my low income back then.
[00:19:26]  And I could have made myself a Bitcoin quintillionaire.
[00:19:29]  If only I had had the audacity, the temerity to go through with committing mortgage fraud.
[00:19:36]  Okay.
[00:19:39]  What am I talking about?
[00:19:41]  What am I doing?
[00:19:42]  Okay, let's talk about AI a little bit.
[00:19:45]  So, this guy, this guy, he's decided that he was going to protest AI, right?
[00:19:50]  He's going to protest AI, and he's going to do that by starving himself in front of Google's HQ.
[00:19:55]  And I guess his thing is: no, let's not have AI.
[00:20:01]  So, he says this: this is in the description.
[00:20:03]  I stopped eating outside of Google's Deep Mind London office.
[00:20:06]  Oh, he's British.
[00:20:07]  Just let him die.
[00:20:08]  Just let him starve to death on the streets.
[00:20:11]  Demanding the CEO Demis Hassabis commit to stopping the AI race if everyone else also stopped.
[00:20:18]  Dennis Sharamet flew out from Amsterdam to join me in London.
[00:20:22]  Meanwhile, Guido Reichstede, that's a cool ass name.
[00:20:26]  Can I be a Reichstada?
[00:20:30]  Was fasting outside the office?
[00:20:31]  Oh, he's a faggot.
[00:20:32]  Dude, this is the issue with Germans: you look at a German guy.
[00:20:36]  He's like six foot two, blonde, hair well-kempt, blue-eyed, and he just looks, he looks just like the posters, like the propaganda posters.
[00:20:46]  And then he opens his mouth and he goes, Yeah, we really must do something about the environment and the climate because the climate situation is very dire, and the AI situation is only making a verse.
[00:20:57]  Yeah, after year, we must do something about the carbon emissions.
[00:21:00]  It's like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
[00:21:02]  Why are you like this?
[00:21:03]  Are you dented?
[00:21:05]  Have you been brainwashed?
[00:21:06]  Do you need help, sir?
[00:21:10]  Anyways, um, the Verge, Le Monde, Business Insider.
[00:21:16]  Okay, whatever.
[00:21:17]  He's having a strike.
[00:21:18]  Listen, I describe this, and people get shitty with me and say, Oh, Josh, you're using AI.
[00:21:22]  That means that you're a bad programmer.
[00:21:23]  You don't know what you're doing.
[00:21:24]  The code is bad, slop, etc.
[00:21:28]  Listen, I have been, I'll explain this once more.
[00:21:31]  I've said this before, but I'll say it again.
[00:21:33]  I have been using these tools since they came out, and it was very impressive how before it could finish a sentence for you.
[00:21:39]  You're writing something, it could complete your thought.
[00:21:42]  And then it got more complex and it could flesh out functions that did small things.
[00:21:47]  It might even reference other parts of your code.
[00:21:50]  It would hallucinate, but it would have a really good understanding.
[00:21:53]  And then it got to the point where you could write an entire document, make little games all by itself.
[00:21:59]  The current model, Clauda Opus 4.5, can digest a project that is hundreds of thousands of lines of code and within minutes, write complex modifications, explore dependencies, read documentation, do Google searches, and build something that would take you hours of work in minutes.
[00:22:20]  And it's not a fucking joke and it's not hallucinating and it's not going away.
[00:22:24]  And I was thinking, I need a, there's a concept in my head when I explore these theories that these thoughts, these, I wish I could explain this not pretentiously.
[00:22:34]  I need a word to describe something that only goes in one direction.
[00:22:37]  And if you try to abandon it, you're fucked.
[00:22:39]  And the word I came up with is from a Chinese expression: the man who rides tigers cannot easily dismount.
[00:22:46]  These are tiger rides.
[00:22:47]  I'll give you an example of tiger rides.
[00:22:50]  First, the atomic bomb is a tiger ride, or even chlorine gas in World War I. You could say, oh, we shouldn't use gas in warfare.
[00:22:58]  It's barbaric.
[00:23:00]  Well, is the enemy going to stop using gas?
[00:23:03]  They wouldn't, not in World War I.
[00:23:06]  Then the nuclear bomb in World War II.
[00:23:08]  Everyone's like, oh, no, this is terrible.
[00:23:09]  We can wipe out a city and a million people in an instant.
[00:23:12]  That's so bad.
[00:23:13]  Well, you're going to give them up.
[00:23:14]  You want China and Russia to have nuclear bombs?
[00:23:16]  You want India to have nuclear bombs, but not you?
[00:23:19]  Can't get off.
[00:23:20]  And then we had, I consider this to be a tiger ride.
[00:23:24]  Fractional reserve lending.
[00:23:27]  The idea that we don't have our money pegged to anything.
[00:23:30]  It's all play pretend.
[00:23:31]  And we issue loans based off a fraction of an amount of money that we actually have.
[00:23:37]  And that's a tiger ride because we can't get off it.
[00:23:40]  If we stopped doing that, then the economy would slow down and the economy of opposing forces would surpass us.
[00:23:47]  So we're forced to continue playing a game of pretend money because it's the only way to continue our economy versus our global enemies.
[00:23:55]  Then computers came out.
[00:23:57]  A lot of people, such as Ted Kaczynski, said, let's get off this tiger.
[00:24:01]  And then he got, he blew a bunch of people up and then they caught him.
[00:24:04]  And we still use computers.
[00:24:06]  Can't get off the tiger.
[00:24:08]  Now AI is a tiger ride.
[00:24:10]  Okay.
[00:24:11]  We are looking at something.
[00:24:12]  It's very scary.
[00:24:14]  It's extremely scary.
[00:24:15]  It's horrifying.
[00:24:16]  You have a machine that can do everything you can do and better and faster and with a high degree of accuracy.
[00:24:22]  And it can be used to spy on you.
[00:24:25]  It can be used to collect terabytes of information about you to understand you better than you could possibly understand yourself.
[00:24:31]  And it's going to eliminate jobs and it's going to make people redundant.
[00:24:35]  And it's really scary, but you're not going to get off it.
[00:24:39]  And if you try to, then you're going to be a slave to China because the tiger is going to maul you.
[00:24:46]  So that is my thoughts.
[00:24:48]  Okay.
[00:24:49]  There's an extant reality that we live in and there's no way around it.
[00:24:53]  Why are there purple check marks in my chat?
[00:24:57]  Purity Sen, who is like in like a like a porn artist?
[00:25:01]  And then Brittany Venti says if Nikita Beer was able to consume food, maybe he would be able to consume content.
[00:25:08]  Is my what?
[00:25:10]  Who the fuck is Nikita Beer?
[00:25:11]  Is that the guy I just read?
[00:25:13]  No.
[00:25:14]  Look, okay, you're making Evangeler references.
[00:25:16]  Why are there it's scary?

=== Why Transcontinental Trains? (03:02) ===

[00:25:17]  It's scary because I live in like a bubble and then I look out my window and I see people who are apparently known to people and it's like, why is this happening to me?
[00:25:25]  The other one.
[00:25:26]  What was I going to complain about next?
[00:25:28]  Oh, I was going to complain about how I hate the commentary community, but that's going to have to wait until I'm done.
[00:25:32]  Next, Buckies.
[00:25:34]  Okay.
[00:25:34]  Apparently, our fuck cars hates Buckies.
[00:25:37]  Now, you may know that as an honorary European, someone who can sing half of Eau de Joy in German, I like transportation.
[00:25:48]  I like choo-choo trains, and I like the idea that you could take a choo-choo train from Portland, Maine, all the way to Tijuana.
[00:25:56]  Okay.
[00:25:56]  Choo-Choo trains are really cool.
[00:25:58]  Now, Americans smugly condescend that the United States has more train line than the UK.
[00:26:05]  And they also smugly condescend that we have planes and planes are better.
[00:26:09]  Now, true, but cargo, choo-choo trains.
[00:26:14]  I think that that would improve everything.
[00:26:16]  Okay.
[00:26:16]  I don't, it's a weird thing, and they need to study it.
[00:26:19]  It might be an actual symptom of autism because Hitler, Mussolini, and me all love trains.
[00:26:27]  Think about it.
[00:26:28]  You know it's true.
[00:26:29]  What is it with fascists and authoritarians in general?
[00:26:33]  Okay.
[00:26:34]  And choo-choo trains.
[00:26:35]  There seems there is a, it might literally be autism because it is a very common thing that people, why do you want transcontinental trains?
[00:26:45]  We just do.
[00:26:46]  It just seems like, it just seems like the right thing to do.
[00:26:48]  Okay.
[00:26:49]  Does Hassan love trains?
[00:26:51]  Hmm.
[00:26:52]  Everybody likes trains except people who build infrastructure.
[00:26:56]  They hate trains.
[00:26:57]  They say it's not practical.
[00:26:58]  And people don't like trains.
[00:27:00]  They don't like taking them.
[00:27:01]  They always complain about them.
[00:27:03]  But the people up top, they're just thinking, man, it would cost approximately $2 trillion.
[00:27:10]  And I looked this up.
[00:27:10]  I did the math.
[00:27:11]  It would cost approximately $2 trillion to build a high-speed Maglev rail from DC to LA.
[00:27:21]  But boy, oh boy, would that be fucking cool.
[00:27:23]  And you know what?
[00:27:24]  If we did that, if we built a Maglev from DC to LA, it would take as long to get there as it would to fly there.
[00:27:32]  So it's possible.
[00:27:33]  It's just really prohibitively expensive.
[00:27:36]  And then you would be on a train filled with people from LA and DC, which might be the worst possible experience.
[00:27:41]  You'd rather be on the train to Auschwitz, is what I'm trying to say, than being on a train full of people from LA and DC.
[00:27:47]  That's probably a nightmare.
[00:27:51]  Okay, so next.
[00:27:53]  Oh, no, I want to read this.
[00:27:55]  Florida gets world's largest Buckies.
[00:27:57]  They're building another one.
[00:27:58]  There's one in Jacksonville.
[00:28:00]  I think there's one up in, there's one in Georgia, not too far from Jacksonville.
[00:28:06]  I want to say there's one near Pensacola.
[00:28:08]  I want to say there's like three, like right next to Florida or in Florida.
[00:28:13]  But they're going to build another one, I guess.
[00:28:15]  So they're going to build the largest one in Fort Pierce, Florida, aiming for 2027.

=== Gas Stations and Demographics (03:39) ===

[00:28:19]  The massive 76,000 square foot store would surpass the current Texas record holder and feature 120 gas pumps.
[00:28:28]  Local officials anticipate an economic boost.
[00:28:30]  Well, what's the problem?
[00:28:32]  It's like with a Costco.
[00:28:33]  They did studies and they proved that Costco is a net benefit to all stores in the area.
[00:28:37]  Bucky's is the same thing.
[00:28:39]  It's got 120 lanes.
[00:28:41]  I like to go to the ones that don't have ethanol in them.
[00:28:44]  I don't know why.
[00:28:45]  I have no science or reason to not want ethanol-free gas, but I will go out of my way to buy ethanol-free gas from Bucky's.
[00:28:53]  And I have no justification for it.
[00:28:55]  It's more expensive, but there's just something in my brain where it's like, I don't want no fucking corn in my car.
[00:29:01]  Fuck corn.
[00:29:04]  You know, maybe I have a justification for it because the senator from Iowa is not grassly.
[00:29:10]  He doesn't want to support the Save Act, which would be voter ID.
[00:29:14]  So people should remove ethanol from gas to spite him because fuck him.
[00:29:22]  So the complaint here, I'm sure you'll all be revving your V8 engines and eager to make roadkill in celebratory anticipation, my fuck car friends.
[00:29:32]  Okay, listen, it's not my fucking fault.
[00:29:35]  Deer are retards.
[00:29:38]  Like, it's not my fault.
[00:29:41]  It is a thing, though.
[00:29:42]  In Europe, there's way less roadkill.
[00:29:44]  And I assume that's just because there's way less wild animals throughout Europe.
[00:29:48]  You come to the U.S. from Europe, you're like, oh my God, there's like, there's like splattered animals everywhere.
[00:29:53]  There's like an entire zoo exhibit of splattered fucking animals on the side of an interstate.
[00:29:58]  To the point where there's one stretch of road where I was counting the deer and in like an hour-long drive, I counted 30 dead deer on that road.
[00:30:06]  I'm like, that's a fucking, that's a lot of deer.
[00:30:08]  They must reproduce like crazy around here.
[00:30:12]  I will say when it just comes to gas stations in general, sometimes they're the only somewhat fun places to go in the U.S. as a younger person, depending on where you're located.
[00:30:22]  That is fucking sad.
[00:30:24]  Around me, there are dead malls and lots of places that will kick out teens or just discourage people from hanging out.
[00:30:30]  That's guess why?
[00:30:32]  I bet you I can guess the demographic makeup of where you live.
[00:30:36]  There are parks and outdoor spaces, but I stopped trying after the last time the cops were called on me and my friends for just sitting on the swings in broad daylight.
[00:30:46]  I bet you I can guess the demographics of pretty much Parker posting this.
[00:30:50]  Most fun places for me and my friends have often ended up being gas stations or stores like Walmart and Target if you want to get out of the house.
[00:30:57]  In Florida, there's an expression.
[00:30:59]  I don't know if this expression exists outside of Florida, but sometimes it's really, really hot outside.
[00:31:06]  And you're like, God, it's so hot.
[00:31:07]  So you'll say, hey, you want to go to Walmart and catch some AC?
[00:31:12]  And then you just hang out at Walmart.
[00:31:13]  You just look like, I don't know.
[00:31:15]  It depends on your interest.
[00:31:16]  But me and my friends, we'd all look at like the cheap car shit in the car aisle.
[00:31:20]  And it would be like a way to just cool off.
[00:31:23]  So yeah, fuck you.
[00:31:24]  I catch the AC.
[00:31:25]  Exactly.
[00:31:26]  They got free AC in there.
[00:31:27]  They don't want you to know, but the AC in Walmart's free.
[00:31:29]  Can just walk into the auto aisle and loiter for half an hour to cool off.
[00:31:36]  All right.
[00:31:36]  If you fill up at the pump first, you'll have to fill up again by the time you pass the last pump.
[00:31:40]  Oh, that's so funny.
[00:31:41]  The reason why they do the gas pump thing is because in Texas, drivers are often lazy as shit and leave their car parked at the pump while they go in and buy scratchers or do whatever shit they do.
[00:31:51]  Bucky's claim to fame is that they have so many pumps they can't even get full, even with that, all because people can't pull forward to park LOL.

=== Something Happened That Should Never Have Been Your Life (15:27) ===

[00:31:59]  Um, I don't think so.
[00:32:01]  It's pretty easy to park at Bucky's.
[00:32:03]  I've never, I've never left the car at the pump.
[00:32:06]  I'll do that at the gas station if I'm just going to go pee, but even then, I can usually just pull forward into a spot.
[00:32:12]  That's a weird complaint.
[00:32:13]  I don't know.
[00:32:13]  Maybe it sucks in Texas.
[00:32:14]  I don't know.
[00:32:14]  Texas seems like a shithole now.
[00:32:18]  Oh, well, next.
[00:32:21]  In lieu of an Indian Indian content segment, I have this guy.
[00:32:25]  This goes out to people who voted for Donald Trump.
[00:32:28]  I hate you.
[00:32:29]  I hate you.
[00:32:31]  You might be my family.
[00:32:32]  You might be my friends.
[00:32:34]  But if you voted for Donald Trump, I hate you.
[00:32:37]  I fucking hate you.
[00:32:39]  And I don't want you to be in my life because you ruined it for myself and all the people around me.
[00:32:47]  You knew voting for him would deny my rights.
[00:32:52]  You knew it would be a disaster for trans folks, for immigrants, for people who look.
[00:32:58]  I literally, when some of them Sneed sent me this and I was pre-screening it, I got to that part and I just shut it off.
[00:33:06]  I'm like, fuck this guy.
[00:33:09]  That is like negative signaling.
[00:33:11]  Like, okay, I want to hear your plight as an immigrant.
[00:33:13]  And he's like, but you forgot about the third gendra, the third gender.
[00:33:18]  What about the hijra, sir?
[00:33:19]  What about the hijra?
[00:33:21]  Like, fuck you and fuck the hijra.
[00:33:23]  Okay.
[00:33:23]  Not literally, just away, get away from me.
[00:33:26]  I know your plight no longer matters to me at all.
[00:33:29]  If you ever want to be taken seriously, if you're like a leftist listening to this for whatever unknown reason, maybe you're doing op research.
[00:33:35]  If you're ever talking to somebody and you want them to feel any remorse or shame or pity, don't mention the hijra, okay?
[00:33:41]  Because that's that's just like my brain off.
[00:33:44]  No more input, no more output.
[00:33:47]  You are discarded.
[00:33:49]  Like me, people who are marginalized and poor, who have trouble with medical and all kinds of stuff.
[00:33:56]  I fucking hate you for voting Donald Trump two times, especially family members.
[00:34:04]  Three people.
[00:34:04]  I mean, many people voted for him three times.
[00:34:07]  I can say this.
[00:34:08]  And close companions who voted for Donald Trump.
[00:34:12]  I hate you.
[00:34:13]  Get out of my life.
[00:34:15]  Don't ever text me.
[00:34:17]  Don't come near my social media.
[00:34:19]  I don't want anything to do with any one of you.
[00:34:22]  You have ruined my already difficult life.
[00:34:26]  Oh no.
[00:34:28]  Oh no.
[00:34:29]  This poor guy.
[00:34:31]  This poor guy.
[00:34:32]  He has medical issues.
[00:34:34]  Don't you want to pay for his infinite medical upkeep, Sa?
[00:34:38]  No, you don't.
[00:34:40]  What a shocker.
[00:34:42]  The fuck is this?
[00:34:43]  Why is this queued up?
[00:34:45]  Okay.
[00:34:45]  Do I have anything I can show you on YouTube now?
[00:34:48]  I could take a risk.
[00:34:51]  Okay, let's, you know what?
[00:34:53]  I don't want to kick the YouTube people off.
[00:34:54]  I made them wait half an hour and it's not been a full hour yet.
[00:34:58]  Here's what we'll do.
[00:34:58]  We'll take a risk.
[00:35:00]  I'll go out of order.
[00:35:02]  Okay.
[00:35:02]  I just have to be a good boy when I discuss this issue so that I do not offend those with delicate sensibilities who watch this on YouTube chat.
[00:35:10]  Okay.
[00:35:11]  Here's what we're going to do.
[00:35:14]  I will talk about Turkey Tom out of order.
[00:35:18]  And then the issue is, is not Turkey Tom.
[00:35:22]  The issue is the other people.
[00:35:26]  I want to talk about other people besides Turkey Tom that are in the Turkey Tom sphere.
[00:35:31]  And what I have to say about them is not nice.
[00:35:33]  And that's scary to me.
[00:35:35]  I might overstep.
[00:35:36]  Chat, if I overstep, you have to start spamming alarm in chat.
[00:35:41]  You have to start spamming chat with something so that I know that there's been a problem, that I'm overstepping my lines.
[00:35:47]  Okay.
[00:35:50]  So on Tuesday, I think.
[00:35:53]  On Wednesday?
[00:35:55]  On to Monday.
[00:35:56]  What the fuck?
[00:35:57]  Oh my God, this week has flown by.
[00:35:59]  On Monday, I talked to two women.
[00:36:02]  Now, that alone may come as a surprise to many of my viewers.
[00:36:06]  However, I did in fact do this.
[00:36:08]  And the outcome of this was that I am a great interviewer and everyone has mad respect for my ability to hold conversation, which may also come as a surprise to many of my viewers.
[00:36:20]  Okay.
[00:36:22]  So the two women who were accusing Turkey Tom of various misdeeds actually reached out to me specifically and said that they don't want to talk to any of the slop commentators.
[00:36:36]  They want to talk to me because, and this is a weird factoid.
[00:36:42]  The Katie, the woman who met Turkey Tom twice and flew over to meet him those times, she also was with Jet Neptune at some point, which is why a lot of people were dubious, especially of whatever she had to say, because somehow she had written documents on both Turkey Tom and Jet Neptune.
[00:37:04]  So, you know, fill me one, shame on you.
[00:37:06]  Fill me twice, shame on me.
[00:37:08]  This is what a lot of people were feeling about her.
[00:37:10]  But a consequence of her having met Jet Neptune is that she had listened to my Channing Krager interview and she had listened to my other interviews.
[00:37:19]  And as a result, she believed that I would be the best person for the job.
[00:37:24]  Okay.
[00:37:25]  So I was very nervous going into this because if you don't know for whatever reason, my last interview, I've only spoken to, done a couple interview conversation type things with people.
[00:37:36]  I usually just do this where I talk to myself like a lunatic to the point where I don't even know if this is real.
[00:37:42]  It could all be fake.
[00:37:43]  I had no idea.
[00:37:46]  My last interview was with Channing Krager, who was going to, we were, I honestly, I had sat outside hours.
[00:37:52]  I had downloaded gigabytes of shit that she had sent me.
[00:37:55]  And I was ready for multiple hours of combing over all this stuff about Sam Hyde.
[00:38:00]  And before the stream even started, she's late.
[00:38:03]  She's not responding to messages.
[00:38:05]  And then I booted up and I talked to her and it's just like, she's fucked up on heroin.
[00:38:11]  I've come to the conclusion.
[00:38:12]  Many people speculate different things.
[00:38:14]  I believe she was fucked up on heroin.
[00:38:16]  And there was just a point where she said she loved me.
[00:38:19]  And I'm like, okay, this is enough.
[00:38:20]  I'm done.
[00:38:21]  But I tried to, some people even said, look, she came on drunk.
[00:38:26]  And Josh was so desperate to get Sam Hyde that he spoke to her way past when it was obvious she had no credibility just to try and get something out of this.
[00:38:36]  It's like, actually, what I was trying to do is a benefit to Sam Hyde.
[00:38:39]  I tried to make it very obvious.
[00:38:41]  I didn't want to cut her off and then have it be left unanswered.
[00:38:43]  I tried to make sure that was very obvious that she was a complete fucking lunatic.
[00:38:46]  Unfortunately, she was also going with somebody else's story, but not her own.
[00:38:50]  So hurt the credibility of some other people as well.
[00:38:55]  But as I was saying, so with that, that was the expectation.
[00:38:59]  Like, okay, last moment was a disaster.
[00:39:04]  Lost my footing.
[00:39:05]  Is it possible that this would also be a disaster?
[00:39:07]  How embarrassing would that be?
[00:39:08]  So about 30 minutes before we started talking, and I realized, okay, they're actually both normal.
[00:39:15]  And there were some sound clips that Katie had posted where she sounded pretty annoying.
[00:39:20]  And I realize now that she sounded like that because she was talking to Turkey Tom, making jokes about night rape, and she was very like awkward about it.
[00:39:28]  So, in actual conversation, she was fine.
[00:39:32]  And then, Sacramento was also extremely normy and came off very well.
[00:39:38]  So, the conversation effectively, she went over some details.
[00:39:42]  Pretty, pretty bad stuff.
[00:39:44]  I mean, the worst of it is just it just outright seems that Turkey Tom has a rape fetish.
[00:39:48]  He just has a fetish for violent sex.
[00:39:52]  And if you're a man, that's probably the worst thing that came out of that.
[00:39:57]  If you're a woman, I think the worst thing that came out of that was the fact that he evidently uses women as like real fleshlights so that he could have violent rape sex with his ex, which is more of an emotional damage than the other, the other accusations.
[00:40:17]  There was some stuff about age play, but um, they hadn't experienced that except for seeing him act like a baby sometimes, which you could just write off as a joke.
[00:40:26]  So, uh, that's what's going on with that, which apparently I did very well.
[00:40:31]  Everyone seemed to think that I did quite well.
[00:40:34]  And the only thing I didn't think I have a clip for this, let me just skip to here.
[00:40:39]  Okay, so this is Algi or Algie or whatever.
[00:40:42]  He has a stupid name.
[00:40:44]  I've listened to his stream.
[00:40:45]  I'm going to play some clips from him.
[00:40:47]  Let me let me set my set the stage here.
[00:40:51]  In the dark timeline that we live in, after the fall of Ethan Ralph, and honestly, listening to Nick D'Oreo and Chud Logic and Algi RFC, I have so much more appreciation for Ethan Ralph.
[00:41:07]  Like, unironically, his accent and his mannerisms when he was on the top of his game added so much to the kill stream and just was such he was such a performer compared and entertainer compared to these fucking people who are just awful.
[00:41:24]  Just the worst.
[00:41:25]  Line by line, Nick D'Oreo is a fat Keemstar dingleberry.
[00:41:31]  And how he somehow rose to the top of this stack is beyond any rational human comprehension.
[00:41:38]  I have nothing nice to say about Nick D'Oreo.
[00:41:41]  Algae RFC.
[00:41:43]  Algi is like if Flamenco was trying to imitate Mediker at all times.
[00:41:49]  I know it's kind of rich for me because I hate it when people say, oh, you're just trying to be like Mediker, but he has like the same speech style.
[00:41:55]  He does the thing.
[00:41:55]  He does the gym walking thing.
[00:41:58]  But his actual voice is like Flamenco's, which apparently is an insult because they all hate Flamenco now.
[00:42:03]  But that's what I think of.
[00:42:04]  I look at him.
[00:42:04]  I think this is like Flamenco and Mediker had a butt baby or some shit.
[00:42:09]  And then Chud Logic, my fucking God, how that guy has the audacity to show his face is unreal to me because he looks like Asmen Gold and Jeremy Hambley had a butt baby.
[00:42:21]  Just like you look all fucked up and you have a name like King.
[00:42:25]  It's like, it's like a 2025 version of King of Pole.
[00:42:28]  Like when Brian Dunn and Gamergate was picked his title and he just declared himself the King of Pole as like a name, Chud Logic is like that.
[00:42:36]  It's like recent relevant thing is me.
[00:42:40]  I'm a Chud and I'm logical because his whole thing is like, I need the epidense for this.
[00:42:45]  I need the epidemics.
[00:42:46]  It's just like, you guys suck.
[00:42:48]  Oh, you guys suck.
[00:42:50]  I feel so old.
[00:42:51]  It's like, this is what people watch now.
[00:42:52]  These guys like self-suck for eight, literally eight fucking hours.
[00:42:56]  This stream is eight fucking hours long.
[00:42:58]  Did Igress?
[00:43:00]  Let me give this guy.
[00:43:01]  Oh, I already, I did give him a sticker.
[00:43:02]  I might give him a second sticker because I appreciate him watching this eight hour long stream for clips.
[00:43:11]  Okay, let's watch this shit.
[00:43:12]  Let's watch.
[00:43:13]  So his entire argument, by the way, is that women are terrible, which I was actually, as an internet racist, I was taken back by how many people were just angry at them for being like violently sexually assaulted.
[00:43:29]  Because the argument was that, I guess I should just, let me play this clip and I'll walk you back.
[00:43:34]  I'll say my part.
[00:43:36]  I do, I have everything downloaded.
[00:43:40]  Just a heads up.
[00:43:40]  So if there's, that will not be an issue of this stream.
[00:43:43]  I have everything downloaded.
[00:43:44]  Non-serious stuff.
[00:43:45]  They are just kind of just really stretching and just including all kinds of just personal details that are just totally unnecessary.
[00:43:55]  Like if you're a Tom hater, you've been eating good this week.
[00:43:59]  But, you know, if you're also trying to be somebody that is figuring out, you know, what did Tom do that's bad or not?
[00:44:05]  99% of the stuff that's being said about him, like, we did not need to know.
[00:44:09]  Okay.
[00:44:10]  Like, literally, none of this need to be said.
[00:44:13]  But dude, these women, man, these.
[00:44:15]  So I don't watch this guy, but let me, let me just get like a, like a, like a feel on the pulse here.
[00:44:20]  Would this guy be interested in various sorted details about not being able to get it up because of the Kiwi farms and having to watch himself have sex like Patrick Bateman?
[00:44:33]  And what was the other one?
[00:44:36]  He couldn't come.
[00:44:38]  Would this be information that Algi RFC would be interested in if it was not Turkey Tom being discussed?
[00:44:45]  Because that seems to be the case, right?
[00:44:48]  Like, I don't know.
[00:44:48]  I'm just going to go off and make an assumption here.
[00:44:51]  Women, dude, this is like an anti-woman stream, by the way.
[00:44:55]  Okay.
[00:44:56]  This is an anti-woman stream.
[00:44:58]  People are going to accuse me right now of sweeping for Tom before I've even said that.
[00:45:02]  Before I've even looked at stuff, people are going to accuse me.
[00:45:05]  Oh, man.
[00:45:06]  Remember, super chat for discs so I can load files.
[00:45:11]  I see it fucking loading.
[00:45:12]  Why are you lying to me?
[00:45:14]  Sweeping for Tom?
[00:45:16]  If you are accusing me of sweeping for Tom, you're sweeping for these stupid fucking bitches.
[00:45:22]  Okay.
[00:45:23]  That's all I'm going to say.
[00:45:24]  If I'm sweeping for Tom, you are sweeping for scum of the earth, bottom of the barrel, e-pussy.
[00:45:34]  So number one, these two girls, I don't even think they have photos out there.
[00:45:38]  There might be a photo.
[00:45:39]  There is a photo of Katie of her bruised with ringworm.
[00:45:42]  Very attractive.
[00:45:43]  And there's no photo whatsoever of Sacramento.
[00:45:46]  So the idea that there are people out there simping for them because they're so attracted to them or whatever is just like on its face completely absurd.
[00:45:56]  That's posting on Kiwi Farms.
[00:45:58]  Okay.
[00:45:59]  This, by the way, motherfucker, you have insulted my web zone.
[00:46:03]  Listen to what he said.
[00:46:04]  Listen to here and tell me this is not an insult, that I should not take this personally.
[00:46:08]  Nothing against Kiwi Farms, but I'm just saying, like, if you're a woman on Kiwi Farms and you're going on there to like talk shit about your ex, something's wrong.
[00:46:16]  Something happened that this should never have been your life.
[00:46:19]  Something happened.
[00:46:20]  Something bad happened.
[00:46:22]  It's actually crazy, though.
[00:46:25]  Dude, this is fucking wild, man.
[00:46:27]  In this guy's opinion, using my website as a woman means you deserve to have your cervix smashed against your will with hour-long methamphetamine dried sex.
[00:46:40]  Look at the smug.
[00:46:41]  Look at this fucking face.
[00:46:43]  He just has the face of like, I want to see someone beat you with sticks.
[00:46:47]  Can I say that on YouTube?
[00:46:49]  Probably not.
[00:46:50]  It's probably, that's probably borderline chat.
[00:46:52]  It's probably borderline.
[00:46:53]  You can't say that you'd like to see somebody beat somebody with sticks.
[00:46:56]  We're having a discussion about YouTube terms of service.
[00:47:01]  I'm just saying that if something, something stick related were to occur, I would not feel bad about it.
[00:47:07]  And some people, not me, some people may feel gratified in doing so.
[00:47:12]  But yeah, if you use the Kiwi farms and you're a woman, according to the perspective of this guy who is not a bottom-of-the-barrel scum fuck, e-pussy clout chaser, unlike you, you deserve to have your cervix punctured, basically.

=== Mutual Consent Controversy (14:41) ===

[00:47:26]  The breakup was kind of mutual, guys.
[00:47:31]  What do you mean the breakup was kind of dude?
[00:47:35]  He just like smugly like, look at this guy's face.
[00:47:39]  His face when he's like smug, grinning.
[00:47:43]  Oh my God.
[00:47:45]  Oh my fucking God.
[00:47:48]  What the fuck is this?
[00:47:49]  Am I not supposed to feel violence towards this?
[00:47:52]  What the fuck is this face?
[00:47:54]  What do you mean the breakup was kind of mutual?
[00:47:56]  Kind of?
[00:47:57]  Come on.
[00:47:58]  Let's be real here.
[00:48:00]  Shmarmi.
[00:48:01]  Yeah, that's the word.
[00:48:02]  Shmarmi.
[00:48:03]  He broke up with her because then she looks scorned.
[00:48:06]  So when somebody's asking, was I mean, I guess it's possible.
[00:48:12]  This was answered in the interview, by the way.
[00:48:14]  It was a mutual breakup because they both lost interest because she had found out about what was written on him on the forum and he couldn't get it up anymore at all after he discovered she had found the forum.
[00:48:27]  Like this is answered not only in the thread, but in the interview.
[00:48:32]  And you're gonna, he's acting like completely befooted, but this just proves that it was a mutual thing and they parted their separate ways.
[00:48:38]  Yeah, they parted their separate ways because he went fucking soft.
[00:48:41]  And she had, she had learned about the age play shit and Kai.
[00:48:45]  Well, to be fair, that the breakup was actually kind of mutual, but like, dude, she's never going to want to say like, I'm, no, he broke up with me because then everything she says immediately loses like all of its value.
[00:48:58]  So she's going to say that the breakup was kind of mutual.
[00:49:02]  Was it though?
[00:49:03]  Come on.
[00:49:03]  What do you mean, kind of?
[00:49:06]  So she's saying she came to him about, hey, I've seen what they were saying about you in Kibe Farms.
[00:49:13]  And he couldn't get hard after that.
[00:49:15]  That's what she's saying.
[00:49:16]  Because as look, let me put on the frame where he's smarmly fucking on it.
[00:49:22]  Oh.
[00:49:25]  This fucking guy.
[00:49:27]  This fuck.
[00:49:28]  Bro, let me hide the hamster because you can't see this.
[00:49:32]  You can't see his face.
[00:49:33]  You need to see his face.
[00:49:34]  Look at this guy.
[00:49:36]  Look at this fucking face.
[00:49:37]  What is this?
[00:49:40]  My theory was, and it makes sense to me.
[00:49:43]  I don't know.
[00:49:43]  Maybe I'm totally sweeping it up in a fit of Janny rage.
[00:49:49]  That the entire purpose of their relationship was the power dynamic.
[00:49:53]  That you have someone who can't do anything to you, but you can punch them and give them ringworm and pound their cervix while you're high on meth and while they're dry and bleeding.
[00:50:04]  But then once the Kiwi Farms answers the equation, there is no longer a power imbalance because that person can then expose you exactly like she did.
[00:50:14]  And that ruined the relationship for him.
[00:50:16]  That's why it was kind of mutual.
[00:50:18]  I don't know.
[00:50:19]  It doesn't sound like some elaborate swinging for the fences to me.
[00:50:24]  It sounds pretty logical.
[00:50:26]  But when you're viewing this from a perspective that my friend can't possibly be doing anything wrong and bitches, am I right?
[00:50:33]  These am I right, chat?
[00:50:35]  These bitches.
[00:50:37]  He couldn't get hard after that.
[00:50:38]  That's what she's saying.
[00:50:40]  That feels like such like perfectly placed like humiliation, you know?
[00:50:45]  Where like the thread will hear that be like, holy shit.
[00:50:48]  And then Tom will be like, damn it.
[00:50:49]  Bitches, let you hit them till you break up with the messmate.
[00:50:52]  Yeah, dude, for real, though.
[00:50:54]  So, and here's another part of the story, right?
[00:50:57]  By the way, look, I don't give a fuck if you guys are going to call me sweeper.
[00:51:00]  This is my honest opinion.
[00:51:02]  This is my honest take.
[00:51:03]  Okay.
[00:51:04]  I'm going to tell you what I really think.
[00:51:07]  If it's sweeping for the girls or if it's sweeping for Tom, I don't give a fuck.
[00:51:11]  This is how I honestly perceive the situation, right?
[00:51:14]  She's talking about how she confronted him about stuff that she's seen online.
[00:51:20]  Did she confront him about the beating and the abuse?
[00:51:23]  Because she confronted him about Kiwi Farms.
[00:51:26]  What about the abuse?
[00:51:28]  What about the violence that's happening to you?
[00:51:31]  Okay, listen, buddy.
[00:51:32]  This is a documented thing throughout human history.
[00:51:35]  Women put up with a lot of shit.
[00:51:37]  Here's a fun fact.
[00:51:38]  Did you know that women feel less pain than men?
[00:51:40]  You might think that's the opposite.
[00:51:41]  The women have a higher pain threshold because they give childbirth.
[00:51:45]  So they're less, they're more numb to pain.
[00:51:48]  Throughout human history, there have been women in relationships that put up with bullshit.
[00:51:52]  And then there's like a weird breaking point.
[00:51:54]  And it's almost always infidelity or like child abuse.
[00:51:59]  Like for whatever reason, women are just like, I think it's probably like a consequence of war brides.
[00:52:06]  Like women throughout history have always been like raped as like a, as a conquest trophy.
[00:52:11]  And if they were psychologically or physically incapable of withstanding being raped as a product of like a war bride conquest system, then they would just kill themselves.
[00:52:21]  And that's natural selection.
[00:52:23]  So we have over time naturally selected for women who can endure pain and not kill themselves.
[00:52:29]  That's what I think when it comes on this.
[00:52:31]  Okay.
[00:52:32]  So in regards to, what was I talking about?
[00:52:36]  Confronted him about Kiwi Farms.
[00:52:38]  What about the abuse?
[00:52:40]  The weird infidelity thing and the child age play stuff is what was the trigger.
[00:52:46]  And then when he became very distant after she confronted him about that, that's what ended the relationship, basically.
[00:52:52]  When she did confront him, that terminated the relationship kind of mutually.
[00:52:57]  What about the violence that's happening to you that you don't like?
[00:53:02]  Why would you not confront him about that?
[00:53:04]  Or did you?
[00:53:04]  And you're just leaving that part out of the story?
[00:53:06]  I don't fucking know, dude.
[00:53:07]  This just seems like such bullshit.
[00:53:10]  I mean, I don't want to say that yet because we're still reading, but like, damn, dude.
[00:53:13]  If you think that I'm being like pseudo-feminist because I'm taking their side over Turkey Tom's, i.e., I just believe what they said because she was really convincing and was on the verge of tears at some points.
[00:53:26]  Then you don't watch my streams because this is a consistent thing where I will believe what someone has to say and then everyone else will be upset that I like believe somebody else over like Turkey Tom.
[00:53:38]  Like, why would I, why would I believe what Turkey?
[00:53:40]  Why is it that I am expected by some people to give Turkey Tom a total and complete benefit of a doubt over other people who have known him and can prove that they've known him and can send me pictures proving this?
[00:53:56]  Why am I supposed to?
[00:53:58]  This is a guy who did cocaine with Dick Masterson.
[00:54:01]  This is a guy who met Destiny and hung out with him knowing that he had an anal plug inserted in him in that time.
[00:54:10]  Like, you're talking about some, like, Dick Masterson hates women more than anything else on earth.
[00:54:16]  And Destiny is actively engaged in his own revenge pornography lawsuits and is a polycule cuck.
[00:54:24]  You can be judged by the company you keep.
[00:54:26]  And he has been obviously involved in some weird, weird shit and weird people.
[00:54:30]  So I don't understand why I'm supposed to not believe.
[00:54:32]  Why, and specifically, why him?
[00:54:34]  If this was a Roblox YouTuber or something, and someone came out and published a document saying that this guy molested me at a convention, everyone would shrug and say, of course, because he's a Minecraft YouTuber and I don't know him, but it's Turkey Tom and he's a commentator and he makes videos you like.
[00:54:52]  Therefore, these are BPD horrors.
[00:54:55]  Sorry, we haven't finished the allegations yet, but I'm already in the mode where I'm just like, you have to be just a giant fucking fag to be like looking at their posts on KiwiFarns being like, ooh, oh my God.
[00:55:07]  It's like, dude, come on, man.
[00:55:09]  Get a fucking grip.
[00:55:11]  This is all about attention, bro.
[00:55:13]  Then why would they not, why would she not, she has no online identity.
[00:55:19]  She has no online personality.
[00:55:21]  Sacramento has literally nothing to gain from this because she does not have a Twitter account.
[00:55:26]  She doesn't have a YouTube account.
[00:55:28]  She doesn't have a Telegram account.
[00:55:30]  She doesn't have an Instagram.
[00:55:31]  She doesn't have a TikTok.
[00:55:33]  She doesn't even want to fucking talk to you.
[00:55:35]  She doesn't want to talk to you.
[00:55:38]  So what does she have to gain?
[00:55:40]  She's not being paid.
[00:55:41]  She's not being given influence.
[00:55:43]  She's not bootstrapping a like a like a fandom.
[00:55:48]  She doesn't even want to talk to people who eat shit like you.
[00:55:51]  What is the basis of this besides just being dude?
[00:55:53]  That guy's I'm literally, I'm seeing red.
[00:55:56]  When I look down and I see this smug cunt, I see red and I want to hurt people.
[00:56:02]  Sorry, I shouldn't say that yet.
[00:56:03]  They might have other stuff that I care about, but it's like.
[00:56:06]  Yeah, going to the Kiwi farms for influence.
[00:56:10]  You want to talk about influence.
[00:56:11]  How about not going to the black hole of influence?
[00:56:14]  So far from what I read, dude, it's like, bro, are we really going to give these people this much fucking social power to just say whatever the fuck they want?
[00:56:21]  And we have to take it seriously and pretend like they're like innocent little angels.
[00:56:25]  This guy's next.
[00:56:26]  This guy has had a bad girlfriend experience.
[00:56:30]  I guarantee you.
[00:56:31]  This guy did some fucked up shit and he knows.
[00:56:39]  It's coming.
[00:56:40]  It's coming.
[00:56:40]  It's like that meme of the fucking rabbit from the whatever the fuck.
[00:56:46]  And he's holding up like the pocket watch.
[00:56:49]  It's TikTok.
[00:56:50]  You can hear it.
[00:56:50]  It's on the wall.
[00:56:51]  TikTok.
[00:56:52]  You want to talk about walls?
[00:56:53]  TikTok?
[00:56:53]  Your take on Tom is that this guy is like a fucked up in the head pervert.
[00:56:57]  I've got no issue with that opinion.
[00:56:59]  And if you think that he's bad news or something like that, again, I don't really mind that take because like, obviously there are some red flags here.
[00:57:08]  I think this goes without saying.
[00:57:10]  What I'm looking for is really just like proof that he did any sort of like crime or something like that, right?
[00:57:16]  If you the so okay, listen here.
[00:57:19]  Listen here, Bucko.
[00:57:20]  Is anything that's not criminal therefore immune from criticism when Destiny's in a polycule and he's letting his bit fuck around with black men behind him and they're dancing?
[00:57:33]  Oh, I see nothing illegal here.
[00:57:35]  My eyes are closed to this.
[00:57:37]  There is no social faux pas that I, as a commentator, would comment on.
[00:57:42]  This is all above board to me.
[00:57:44]  It's like, you're a fucking hypocrite, bro.
[00:57:46]  The issue with having a live stream format where you speak for eight hours straight is that you just expose yourself as a hypocrite repeatedly over and over again.
[00:57:53]  You think that he's a freak, he's irredeemable.
[00:57:56]  He's somebody that, you know, he's like a powder keg or something like that.
[00:58:00]  I completely get that opinion.
[00:58:02]  I'm just apples to oranges because this is worse.
[00:58:05]  If you're cervix pounding random women and beating them without their permission and you get away with it for however long because you're just picking on people.
[00:58:13]  Okay, list.
[00:58:15]  Let me explain.
[00:58:15]  I really believe that Zoomers have a fucked up sense of what sex is supposed to be.
[00:58:21]  Because when you are somebody who is exposed to pornography habitually from like the age of nine, you are training your brain to perceive sex as something which lacks a physical element.
[00:58:33]  When you are looking at porn, there are two things, three things, really.
[00:58:38]  You have the visual, you have the audio, and then you have the context.
[00:58:43]  And that is what makes up the experience.
[00:58:45]  That is the same thing as sex, except the physical element.
[00:58:48]  When you have sex, it is a purely physical thing that can be augmented by relationships and other things.
[00:58:56]  When you are training yourself entirely off of pornography, you have to have really lean into those other things that you do have.
[00:59:03]  So you really have to make it visually interesting.
[00:59:06]  You have to make it auditorially interesting.
[00:59:09]  And you have to give it context, which is why you have shit like, help me, step bro.
[00:59:13]  I'm stuck.
[00:59:14]  Incest rape, that augments it.
[00:59:16]  Beating, violence, that augments it.
[00:59:19]  Screaming, saying no, stop.
[00:59:22]  That augments it.
[00:59:23]  So when you are like a kid born after 2000 and you have ubiquitous access to pornography from an early age, you are training your brain to look for those things.
[00:59:35]  And women do not look at pornography as much as men.
[00:59:38]  And when they do look at pornography, it is not that kind of pornography.
[00:59:42]  So you have women who are coming of age and they're having sex for the first time.
[00:59:46]  She said Turkey Tom was her second boyfriend, probably her first real relationship.
[00:59:52]  And her only experience with sex is going to be this guy who is completely porn-brained.
[01:00:00]  And there's no warning.
[01:00:01]  Like you're not being told from people that this is not the way to go.
[01:00:04]  Like you just think, oh, men are supposed to pull my hair and spit in my mouth and slap me and call me a whore.
[01:00:12]  Because that's what porn is.
[01:00:14]  And that's what men are into now because they grew up looking at this.
[01:00:18]  So that's the issue.
[01:00:20]  That's the issue.
[01:00:21]  That's why she puts up with it because of the totality of her experiences.
[01:00:26]  She has what she has seen in pornography and then she's also seen what she's experienced.
[01:00:30]  So she's seen violent rape pornography and then she's experienced only violent sex.
[01:00:34]  So to her, 100% of her sexual experiences comport to normalize that what she's experiencing is correct, which is not true.
[01:00:42]  And it's the thing that I think is pervasive with a lot of people around that age because they have no fucking idea.
[01:00:50]  And unfortunately, when they talk about it, you get this smug cunt smirking at them condescendingly going, then why'd you stay?
[01:01:00]  Then why'd you stay?
[01:01:02]  I'm just looking for the evidence.
[01:01:03]  Why'd you stay?
[01:01:05]  there's like some sort of like crime going on here that he's like raping them or you know the age play stuff and stuff like that you know not to say everything's stupid but you know come on dude Come on, man.
[01:01:23]  How tired are we of these fucking stupid fucking e-girls that just have all She literally doesn't have a name.
[01:01:30]  She doesn't have a face.
[01:01:31]  She doesn't have a social media presence.
[01:01:33]  Literally, the only thing that makes her an e-girl is that she is posting on the internet on a forum.
[01:01:38]  That's an anonymous forum where she doesn't.
[01:01:40]  She didn't even bother to change her avatar on the forum from the S.
[01:01:46]  She has the default S as her as her picture.
[01:01:49]  That is how invested she is in her online persona.
[01:01:52]  Control of the narrative.
[01:01:53]  They get to humiliate you whenever you, whenever they feel like it, use you up, screenshot everything you've ever told them.
[01:02:01]  Take everything you've said, all your vulnerable worst moments and use it against you.
[01:02:05]  Try to humiliate you on the internet.

=== Anonymous Online Avatars (02:37) ===

[01:02:07]  Try to destroy what you've spent a decade building.
[01:02:10]  What, just because they're mad, you won't fuck them anymore?
[01:02:13]  Fuck these hoes, dude.
[01:02:16]  Dude, this guy, I can't wait.
[01:02:19]  That Google Doc is going to be a banger.
[01:02:22]  If you've been violently sexually assaulted by RGRFC, you can reach me at Josh at kiwifarms.net.
[01:02:31]  By the way, what vulnerable moment?
[01:02:33]  There he was, vulnerably pushing her face down into the pillow so she couldn't scream as he vulnerably allowed himself to feel what it feels like to slap somebody across the face as he went in for the 45th minute without lube high on methamphetamine, exposing himself vulnerably to the drug.
[01:02:58]  It's like, what is the vulnerability here that we're talking about?
[01:03:01]  And you know, if there really is something worth talking about, go to the fucking police.
[01:03:07]  Right?
[01:03:08]  What if it's a what do you do if it's a bad thing, but it's not criminal?
[01:03:13]  Like cheating.
[01:03:14]  Oh, he cheated on me.
[01:03:16]  I'm going to the police.
[01:03:17]  I see.
[01:03:19]  That's not a crime, ma'am.
[01:03:21]  That's infidelity.
[01:03:23]  Are you married?
[01:03:24]  You may file for divorce.
[01:03:26]  Like she's not accusing him of being like a pedophile child pornography on this computer.
[01:03:32]  If that was the case, I'd agree.
[01:03:34]  Fuck up.
[01:03:36]  Oh, he beat me, but I liked it.
[01:03:39]  Oh, he had rough sex with me, but I liked it.
[01:03:41]  She didn't say that.
[01:03:42]  Nowhere do any of either of them say that they liked it.
[01:03:45]  They said they didn't like it and that their attempts to tell him to do other things were ignored completely.
[01:03:50]  Really?
[01:03:51]  Shut the fuck up.
[01:03:53]  You should be even ashamed for telling the internet about your sexual stuff at all.
[01:04:00]  Right?
[01:04:01]  Talking about how he used your pussy publicly.
[01:04:10]  Look, chat, we're going to have to do the YouTube bypass, okay?
[01:04:14]  Take a look at his face.
[01:04:16]  Engage me on the psychic Frankenstein eyesight radio brainwave FM radio frequency.
[01:04:22]  I am going to transmit thoughts into your head right now that I cannot say aloud.
[01:04:32]  Are we synced?
[01:04:33]  Do you understand me?
[01:04:34]  Give me a big thumbs up and chat if we are on the same wavelength, okay?
[01:04:42]  You should be honor killed for even talking about that.

=== You Should Be Honor Killed (14:47) ===

[01:04:44]  Like what?
[01:04:47]  Like saying?
[01:04:48]  Honor killed.
[01:04:48]  You should be honor killed because you went out and told people, watch out for this guy.
[01:04:54]  He will violently sexually assault you in ways that you are not okay with, that will physically injure you.
[01:05:01]  Just convert to Islam, bro.
[01:05:03]  Can we get an Audi RFC Islam arc?
[01:05:06]  You know, you can literally just convert to Islam and move to Iraq and marry a nine-year-old.
[01:05:11]  The Department of State does not want you to know this, but there are literally nine-year-olds in Iraq you can legally marry right now.
[01:05:18]  Just convert to Islam and move to Iraq, Audi.
[01:05:22]  Your life will be everything you could ever possibly want it to be once you move to Iraq and convert to Islam.
[01:05:27]  Have you no shame?
[01:05:29]  Like what?
[01:05:30]  Come on now.
[01:05:32]  Have you no shame?
[01:05:35]  Freud?
[01:05:36]  From the streamer Hampleton's Discord server, disclaimer, I have no ability to verify photos.
[01:05:42]  I don't think Tom did anything wrong.
[01:05:43]  We're just consenting.
[01:05:44]  No, it's not everyone is into age flavor, but that doesn't make it wrong.
[01:05:47]  I don't believe he filmed them without consent.
[01:05:48]  That's the only really issue I would have had.
[01:05:50]  I don't believe it.
[01:05:50]  Brother said, stop giving.
[01:05:52]  Do as I say, not as I do.
[01:05:53]  Then they post this photo.
[01:05:55]  I don't know.
[01:05:56]  You can kind of see my tattoo.
[01:05:58]  What am I looking at?
[01:06:01]  Oh, yeah, the trun.
[01:06:02]  Oh, my God.
[01:06:13]  He's just staring at it.
[01:06:14]  He's basking in it.
[01:06:15]  Oh, yeah.
[01:06:17]  Yeah, Jacqueline.
[01:06:18]  Fucking kill me, dude.
[01:06:20]  Check RC.
[01:06:21]  Okay.
[01:06:23]  Guys, we're desperately looking into this right now.
[01:06:26]  Why does this guy have like a Japanese privacy barrier as like his backdrop?
[01:06:31]  Can he it's supposed to be audio foam?
[01:06:34]  The podcasters that you see on YouTube, they have audio foam.
[01:06:37]  It's not like a Japanese privacy screen.
[01:06:39]  It's AI.
[01:06:40]  It's AI.
[01:06:41]  It's gotta be, dude.
[01:06:43]  What the fuck is this?
[01:06:45]  I do.
[01:06:46]  I just, I'm suicidal right now.
[01:06:52]  I'm.
[01:06:53]  Yeah, I get it.
[01:06:54]  Oh, man.
[01:06:55]  If everything she's saying is true, they've got, he's got issues, dude.
[01:06:58]  He's got fucking issues.
[01:07:00]  Oh, man.
[01:07:03]  Post periodically, or like a random trying and failing hard to think of a way to sleep through this.
[01:07:08]  I mean, this is just retarded.
[01:07:11]  Someone said that space is his whole whole world.
[01:07:14]  Hold up.
[01:07:15]  I'm going to try real quick to do something live.
[01:07:20]  Okay.
[01:07:21]  Let me try.
[01:07:22]  Let me try this real quick.
[01:07:23]  Okay.
[01:07:24]  This is dangerous.
[01:07:25]  What I'm doing here is dangerous.
[01:07:26]  I've never tried to do this before.
[01:07:28]  Okay.
[01:07:29]  All right.
[01:07:29]  Great.
[01:07:30]  Filters.
[01:07:32]  Chroma key.
[01:07:34]  Yeah, buddy.
[01:07:35]  It's a little bit hard because he's also green.
[01:07:40]  Kind of like.
[01:07:41]  Let me just play with the settings here for a second.
[01:07:46]  Great.
[01:07:47]  Okay.
[01:07:48]  Hold up.
[01:07:51]  Here we go.
[01:07:52]  I'm going to help him out.
[01:07:54]  I'm going to help this guy out.
[01:07:56]  You know what's really pretty?
[01:07:58]  Destiny.
[01:07:59]  Destin is a very pretty city in Flo Rida.
[01:08:02]  Now, if I can just...
[01:08:03]  Here we go.
[01:08:04]  Yeah.
[01:08:05]  Yeah.
[01:08:06]  Okay.
[01:08:07]  Ah, there we go.
[01:08:08]  Will this work?
[01:08:09]  I don't know. He's too unfortunate.
[01:08:14]  He's just too green.
[01:08:15]  The greenness has infested him.
[01:08:18]  And if I try, if I try to take him out of the green, it's very poetic, even.
[01:08:23]  You try to take him out of the green and he's gone himself.
[01:08:26]  You can't take him out.
[01:08:28]  Oh, well.
[01:08:29]  I tried, bro.
[01:08:30]  I tried to help you.
[01:08:32]  I tried to take you to Florida.
[01:08:34]  I couldn't, though.
[01:08:36]  That was my good deed of the day, was to help Algie see the beach.
[01:08:44]  Near the end of the stream is probably his most genuine take of the Turkey Tom situation.
[01:08:49]  It's crazy, the situation that he's reacting to.
[01:08:52]  If Katie and Sacramento just wanted to just fuck over Tom, they really should have just done this interview.
[01:08:57]  I think the Sperg posting on QB Farms didn't really do them any favors.
[01:09:02]  This interview is a much more coherent version of what they're saying.
[01:09:06]  There's a lot of gruesome stuff.
[01:09:08]  I mean, rape is pretty much alleged.
[01:09:10]  They don't say that, but like, that's what they're saying.
[01:09:14]  But it really just, what they're doing, this interview is like painting a sort of psychological picture of what Turkey Tom is like and why Turkey Tom does the things that he does.
[01:09:24]  If true, like I said, if true.
[01:09:27]  I think that's why this is just so brutal is because it paints a very dark version of Tom.
[01:09:34]  You know, when they go in Q forms, they're talking about he's evil, he's evil.
[01:09:37]  That doesn't really mean anything, right?
[01:09:38]  This interview, there's establishing a storyline and a pattern of behavior and a sort of psychological profiling of the guy.
[01:09:49]  Now, is any of it accurate?
[01:09:52]  You know?
[01:09:53]  Let me go out of sync here.
[01:09:57]  Okay.
[01:09:57]  Let me address this.
[01:10:00]  This guy sent in a super chat.
[01:10:01]  I can't.
[01:10:02]  I would try to put it on my screen, but unfortunately, I'm a complete fucking retard.
[01:10:05]  And the last things that I tried to do.
[01:10:09]  Let me try to refresh even.
[01:10:11]  That might break everything.
[01:10:12]  Should I try it?
[01:10:13]  I might try it.
[01:10:15]  I want to build the editor, actually.
[01:10:16]  Can I do that?
[01:10:17]  Build editor.
[01:10:19]  Very dangerous.
[01:10:20]  Build front end.
[01:10:23]  Let's see.
[01:10:23]  Does it want to work?
[01:10:25]  Might not.
[01:10:26]  It might never come back ever again, Chad.
[01:10:29]  No, it broke it.
[01:10:30]  Okay.
[01:10:30]  That's okay.
[01:10:31]  So, Sneed Fiend super chatted twice for 550 TYR.
[01:10:38]  That has to be Turkish.
[01:10:39]  T-Y-R-Y currency.
[01:10:43]  Turkish lira.
[01:10:45]  About $25 in total.
[01:10:47]  And he says, I'll read.
[01:10:48]  He says, I like you.
[01:10:50]  But just like the modern churches, which I guess means he's Greek Orthodox, which is very strange if he's in Turkey.
[01:10:55]  You refuse to acknowledge that women sin just as much as men.
[01:10:58]  These women have perfected the act of playing victim.
[01:11:01]  It works on men raised by single moms because they refuse to call their BS all cucked.
[01:11:08]  The issue is, is that absolutely nothing contradicts that?
[01:11:12]  And the other issue is that it has no motivation.
[01:11:16]  There is no motivating factor for these women to go on the internet and to try and hurt somebody.
[01:11:23]  You realize that I've dated too, right?
[01:11:25]  None of those women, despite the fact that I am the guy that runs Kiwi Farms, the people that I have dated have never come out onto the Kiwi farms to try and smear me or to release a Google Doc because I do not pound their cervix.
[01:11:40]  I do not violently abuse them during sex.
[01:11:46]  I mean, if you don't believe me, what about everybody else?
[01:11:48]  What about Augie?
[01:11:49]  What about Keemstar?
[01:11:51]  Why are there no Google, if that is the issue and there's just crazy women out there, why is it that at this exact moment, there is a fourth woman who is posting details about their relationship and how he fucked around with her when they were in high school.
[01:12:08]  This woman found him, found out from 2018 in 2019, found him online and decided to join the forum to publish her story as well.
[01:12:19]  And that's basically what this is, is that he used her to try and bootstrap his internet streaming career and then dumped her to try to hook up with an in-roll-life high school friend and then tried to crawl back to her after that.
[01:12:33]  There's actually a summary post that I should have copied.
[01:12:38]  But that was the gist of it.
[01:12:40]  So why is there a fourth one?
[01:12:42]  Are they all crazy?
[01:12:43]  Here it is.
[01:12:43]  Be Turkey Tom in high school.
[01:12:44]  Meet GF on Discord server for games.
[01:12:46]  Have you help you on scripts, voice lines for videos, open Patreon, Patreon backers who like you start shit talking girlfriend.
[01:12:53]  Can't portray Patreon backers who give you $5.
[01:12:56]  Ban own girlfriend from Discord server.
[01:12:59]  Break up with girlfriend because mom doesn't like her, but just to pursue an in-real life girlfriend.
[01:13:03]  Come back to X because it didn't work out.
[01:13:05]  She told you she looked out for other guys.
[01:13:07]  He freaks out on her.
[01:13:08]  Call her a horror slut.
[01:13:10]  Eat glass and die.
[01:13:11]  Send X's phone number to random people.
[01:13:13]  Tell X your family has mob ties in the city.
[01:13:16]  Constantly talk to X for five to six months after breakup.
[01:13:18]  And then X deletes all social media.
[01:13:20]  So this is a third person who can prove that she met this guy who he acted like a lunatic towards.
[01:13:26]  For what end?
[01:13:27]  For what purpose?
[01:13:28]  And then there's a fourth one.
[01:13:31]  I've asked her to verify herself before she joins the forum.
[01:13:34]  But supposedly there is a fourth one who is one of the people who has the Invader Zim aesthetic.
[01:13:41]  And as soon as she gives me a DM on Instagram to prove who she is, I'll let her on too.
[01:13:46]  And it's like, why is it four?
[01:13:49]  Okay, it would make sense.
[01:13:50]  Maybe you have one crazy score in Dex, but why is it her?
[01:13:54]  Why is it her?
[01:13:56]  And then the one girl that she met from JetNeptune and or not from JetNeptune also dated JetNeptune.
[01:14:02]  Why is it all four?
[01:14:04]  Just like it doesn't happen to normal people.
[01:14:08]  And maybe you could afford him a benefit of a doubt if she didn't have any evidence.
[01:14:12]  And like, but I've seen a picture.
[01:14:14]  She sent me a picture that she had cropped out from the one image that he sent her.
[01:14:21]  And he's grabbing her face.
[01:14:24]  What she cropped out was just like her face in the background of the room.
[01:14:27]  He's grabbing her face in a way that puts a thumb right on her cheek.
[01:14:32]  And then from the picture of Katie, the other woman, you can see that there's a bruise on her, the center of her cheek.
[01:14:39]  It is identical to how he is grabbing her face.
[01:14:43]  And there is no fucking way that you would get that identical bruise that she felt the need to take a picture of because she got a ringworm next to it.
[01:14:52]  And this picture of her with Turkey Tom, where he's grabbing her face in this very specific way.
[01:14:57]  This is obviously something that he does where he just like covers their mouth and like chokes them out and smothers them and shit.
[01:15:05]  That is the issue.
[01:15:06]  Normal people don't date Turkey Tom.
[01:15:09]  She didn't know who he was.
[01:15:12]  She met him on Tinder.
[01:15:15]  So it's not like she went clout chasing for Turkey Tom on Instagram.
[01:15:18]  She's a random person, which is why it's so audacious for Algi to be like, no, she's a clout chasing hoe.
[01:15:27]  Because she's anonymous.
[01:15:28]  You don't know what her name is.
[01:15:29]  She doesn't have a profile.
[01:15:31]  She's not like monkey branching to a different person.
[01:15:34]  So what's the point?
[01:15:38]  So that's it.
[01:15:40]  On that note, I promised I would do the Turkey Tom thing, but I have fat woman to watch.
[01:15:46]  So for those of you who wish to proceed to a platform not ran by a man who wipes his ass with his left hand without toilet paper, here's a QR code, which one day I can put into my editor, actually.
[01:16:02]  Revenge is the point for what?
[01:16:04]  I mean, I guess in like a vague sense where it's like, yeah, you know, you get choked out and like physically abused and fucked into your blood because your boyfriend's high on amphetamine.
[01:16:13]  Maybe it's a little bit cathartic to go out and shit talk them, but does that matter?
[01:16:21]  Here's a question, right?
[01:16:22]  Let's say someone steals your wallet and then they you hit them in the face with something, right?
[01:16:29]  And it hurts and they go, ow, and they drop your wallet and run away.
[01:16:33]  And then you're like, got him.
[01:16:35]  Is that therefore not a good thing to do?
[01:16:38]  Are you in the wrong automatically?
[01:16:40]  Because there was some catharsis and hitting them with a stick as they stole your wallet.
[01:16:45]  Probably not, right?
[01:16:47]  And you shoot them.
[01:16:47]  Yeah, you shoot him in the back.
[01:16:50]  What did Augie say?
[01:16:51]  I don't know.
[01:16:52]  I couldn't hear anything he was saying because he was smugly chuckling the entire fucking time.
[01:16:57]  All right.
[01:16:58]  Goodbye, YouTube.
[01:16:59]  See you in hell.
[01:17:01]  I shut it off.
[01:17:02]  It's on this screen.
[01:17:03]  Okay.
[01:17:04]  Oh, it's they moved it up here, so I can't fucking find it.
[01:17:08]  All right.
[01:17:08]  The YouTube people are dead.
[01:17:10]  Sorry, YouTube people.
[01:17:12]  Doing a pilot for class.
[01:17:14]  It's just so funny because it's like they don't have an account.
[01:17:18]  It would be like if like a random Joe calls into all GRFC stream and says, you're a faggot.
[01:17:24]  And then it's like, ah, that guy calling in, he's just doing it for clout.
[01:17:28]  His name's like Billy Bob, and he works in a mine somewhere.
[01:17:30]  And he has no, his only internet presence is a Facebook account.
[01:17:34]  Like clout.
[01:17:36]  Do you realize nobody gives a shit?
[01:17:38]  Nobody fucking cares.
[01:17:40]  Here's my prediction, by the way.
[01:17:42]  Nothing's going to happen.
[01:17:43]  Here's what's going to happen.
[01:17:44]  Turkey Tom is going to release something and he's going to play up exactly what he's being told to do already.
[01:17:50]  These are scorn bitches.
[01:17:51]  He broke up with her.
[01:17:53]  She was coaxed into doing this by the clout chasing evil Katie who did the exact same thing with Jet Neptune.
[01:18:00]  It was all her idea.
[01:18:02]  And I didn't do nothing.
[01:18:04]  It was all consensual.
[01:18:05]  They loved it, actually.
[01:18:07]  And I'm going back to making videos and cash meals.
[01:18:11]  I have about that.
[01:18:12]  And then he's going to be completely fine.
[01:18:13]  His metrics will not be impacted.
[01:18:15]  He'll make hundreds of thousands of dollars reading Kiwi Farms threads despite not being able to get it up after he reads it.
[01:18:22]  And life will move on.
[01:18:23]  Because guess what?
[01:18:24]  If you're complaining that this is so unfair to Turkey Tom, here's the catch, right?
[01:18:28]  Here's the kicker.
[01:18:30]  Nobody fucking cares about what women have to say.
[01:18:33]  They don't fucking care.
[01:18:34]  And if they like somebody, they're going to like somebody regardless of what horrible fucking thing somebody has to say about them like this.
[01:18:40]  And that is the society that we live in.
[01:18:46]  Next.
[01:18:47]  Finally, finally, Chantal.
[01:18:51]  Thank God.
[01:18:56]  Where is my time stamps?
[01:18:58]  Okay.
[01:18:59]  Oh, this is the Pilates workout.
[01:19:01]  Doing Pilates.
[01:19:03]  This is out of order.
[01:19:05]  Here we go.
[01:19:05]  We don't have to watch this video, actually.
[01:19:07]  Here's her doing Pilates.
[01:19:10]  She has been informed by her ex-husband that she's no longer allowed to do Pilates because this is lewd and lascivious.
[01:19:19]  They're saying, he says, you've you fucking bitch, you bastard bitch, you no longer do Pilates on stream.
[01:19:26]  It is so indecent of you.
[01:19:28]  So she can no longer do this, okay?

=== Scootie Puff Around (07:53) ===

[01:19:32]  Okay, now this is her on a motor scooter.
[01:19:34]  She bought it.
[01:19:34]  She gave in and she has bought the cheapest motor scooter that she's like a hundred pounds too heavy for literally a hundred pounds over the sticker for the scooter.
[01:19:44]  But here she is strapping it in, getting ready for the test flight, for the pilot flight.
[01:19:52]  It's like the monolith from Space Odyssey.
[01:19:55]  Done, Dude, why are they still in contact?
[01:20:04]  Good fucking question.
[01:20:05]  He's like stringing her along because he wants to get to Canada, I'm pretty sure.
[01:20:08]  He wants a visa.
[01:20:10]  Oh, it's a beeping because she's too fat for it, I think.
[01:20:14]  Help.
[01:20:17]  She's going to scoot.
[01:20:18]  Look, there's even like a reverse light for it.
[01:20:23]  We can just hear it puttering along.
[01:20:31]  Dude, I will never understand.
[01:20:33]  When I see people in Walmart using the Scootie Puff, I'm just like, how do you have the friggin audacity?
[01:20:39]  How do you have the requisite shamelessness to scootie puff around in Walmart because you're too fucking fat to walk?
[01:20:45]  Though, I will tell you this, okay?
[01:20:47]  When I came back to the U.S., I was so excited to see fat people scooting the boot in Walmart.
[01:20:54]  I was like, yes, finally, I get to people watch in Walmart again.
[01:20:58]  I get to see the fat bastards.
[01:21:01]  And then I get there.
[01:21:04]  And there are no fat people.
[01:21:07]  I mean, there are, but it's not nearly what it was before, before I left.
[01:21:12]  And that is like absurd to me.
[01:21:13]  It's like, cause people are still fat, you know?
[01:21:15]  But unfortunately, every store in the U.S. now does like drive deliveries, like either to your car in the parking lot deliveries or to your house.
[01:21:25]  So the fattest of the fatoids don't even fucking bother to go to Walmart and get in the scootie puff anymore.
[01:21:31]  They just have Juan walk out with his little cart and fill up their car for them.
[01:21:36]  Or if they have the spendable money, I guess because they don't save any money, they have the disposable income.
[01:21:42]  They will just have the delivery done.
[01:21:44]  So it's like, it's like terrible.
[01:21:47]  It's like terrible.
[01:21:48]  It's like, it's a true loss to American culture.
[01:21:50]  It was a facet of American culture that hardworking men and women could go to Walmart and while doing their shopping, they would get a show and they would get to see fat people walking around and they would think, at least I'm not that fucking fat.
[01:22:07]  And that was a human right bestowed to every American that they've taken away from us with these fucking apps.
[01:22:16]  We need to outlaw these fucking apps so that the fat bastards have to go back into Walmart and scootie puff around for my enjoyment.
[01:22:24]  God damn it.
[01:22:26]  Next.
[01:22:27]  Okay, Chantel as Mobility Mary.
[01:22:31]  I don't even know where the fuck this came from.
[01:22:36]  Did I lose a link?
[01:22:39]  I might have.
[01:22:40]  Let's try it 505.
[01:22:42]  I think this is it.
[01:22:43]  This might be the wrong one.
[01:22:44]  It's not going to work.
[01:22:46]  The cat's neglecting.
[01:22:48]  Every single thing you say is a fart in the wind.
[01:22:49]  No, I have to make sure I pay my bills.
[01:22:51]  I've been getting help from Salah, like for real.
[01:22:53]  I know people don't believe it, but actually, I got it.
[01:22:56]  I got a deposit from that.
[01:22:57]  I got, I'm getting the YouTube money and kick money.
[01:23:00]  Alhamdulillah.
[01:23:01]  Oh, you're generous with people?
[01:23:03]  I found it.
[01:23:05]  Sorry, it was in my notes in a weird place, but I found it.
[01:23:07]  Oh, fuck yes.
[01:23:10]  Hell yeah.
[01:23:10]  The return of Mobility Mary.
[01:23:13]  Mobility Chantao.
[01:23:15]  Okay, guys.
[01:23:16]  What would it true?
[01:23:17]  Dude, IP2, eat your heart out.
[01:23:21]  This is an in-real live stream from the perspective of a motility scooter in public on the icy sleet pathways of Canada in winter.
[01:23:31]  You can't get this content from IP2.
[01:23:34]  Oh, let me guess Jewel is a fucking whore still.
[01:23:37]  Oh, let me guess that dumb bitch got knocked up by that Russian guy again.
[01:23:40]  And now they're going to take her baby away because she's a methamphetamine.
[01:23:44]  Yawn.
[01:23:45]  Here we go.
[01:23:45]  Here's the in-real live streaming we need.
[01:23:49]  Can you see?
[01:23:50]  Oh no.
[01:23:54]  Drive it around.
[01:23:55]  Let's try the drive it around and like it's freezing as hell.
[01:23:59]  I gotta get my jacket.
[01:24:01]  Man, going in the elevator was shit because there was like, it was stopping at like every floor and shit like that.
[01:24:05]  Like, what the heck?
[01:24:06]  Jesus.
[01:24:06]  This is literally the cheapest scooter they make.
[01:24:09]  And it has like a weight limit of, I think, 200 pounds.
[01:24:11]  And she's like 350.
[01:24:13]  And when I say she's really short, which is why she looks so fat.
[01:24:16]  So she is like, she has gotten a scooter that they usually need for like an elderly person who is not like incapable of walking simply because they're so aged.
[01:24:26]  And she is putting this fucker to the maximum.
[01:24:29]  Okay.
[01:24:30]  Okay, let's try the fastest, medium fast.
[01:24:33]  Whoa, yeah.
[01:24:34]  Okay, let's try the incline.
[01:24:35]  There's an incline here.
[01:24:36]  We're going to ramp.
[01:24:38]  We're going to get, we're going to get air chat.
[01:24:41]  Oh, yeah.
[01:24:41]  Oh, yeah.
[01:24:42]  With ease.
[01:24:42]  Oh, yeah.
[01:24:43]  With ease, don't you know?
[01:24:44]  With ease.
[01:24:46]  That's pretty cool.
[01:24:47]  I'm not going to lie about that.
[01:24:49]  They see me rolling.
[01:24:53]  Willie Miriam, let's go.
[01:24:56]  How does she know who Mobility Mary is?
[01:24:58]  Does she watch my streams?
[01:25:00]  How is this possible?
[01:25:02]  That is so funny.
[01:25:05]  Look, a Canadian Walmart.
[01:25:07]  This is so crazy.
[01:25:09]  I didn't, honestly, the fact that Walmart exists in Canada and Mexico really annoys me because Walmart is American, and those fucking Canadians and those Mexicans don't deserve to know how awesome Walmart is.
[01:25:23]  Okay.
[01:25:24]  So oh, there's a big track.
[01:25:27]  There's a big track.
[01:25:28]  Oh, no, there's a big track.
[01:25:30]  Oh, my God.
[01:25:30]  There's a big track.
[01:25:31]  I'm not sad.
[01:25:33]  I will swept to avoid you, mom.
[01:25:37]  We're almost at the mall, guys.
[01:25:39]  I feel like I'm going sideways.
[01:25:42]  It's probably going to break.
[01:25:43]  Here we go.
[01:25:44]  Accessible.
[01:25:45]  Accessible ramp.
[01:25:46]  We love an accessible ramp.
[01:25:47]  We love accessible ramps, don't we, folks?
[01:25:52]  She's like, she's like LARPing as like a disabled person.
[01:25:57]  She's beeping.
[01:25:58]  She's beeping, chat.
[01:26:00]  Thank you, dear.
[01:26:00]  I'll repeat it.
[01:26:02]  They got from too far away.
[01:26:04]  Thank you.
[01:26:06]  People are holding the door open for her.
[01:26:08]  She can totally walk and open doors by herself.
[01:26:11]  She's like role-playing as a disabled person.
[01:26:14]  Anyway, I got my charger.
[01:26:15]  The battery indicator.
[01:26:16]  Can you guys see it?
[01:26:17]  We still have full green, so it feels okay.
[01:26:19]  It feels like a bit small, but not too bad.
[01:26:22]  It is small, like even if you're small.
[01:26:23]  Like the chair is not, uh, it's not uncomfortable.
[01:26:26]  It's not raw card, but it's just a bit small.
[01:26:27]  And I find a leg room.
[01:26:28]  Look at hello, Sophie.
[01:26:31]  Like, the leg room is a bit tight, but I'd like to spread my legs out.
[01:26:36]  It's true.
[01:26:36]  I, I, there is, I've actually ridden a scooter once, and it was so embarrassing.
[01:26:44]  It was a woman.
[01:26:46]  I swear, I swear this is true.
[01:26:48]  I was at Walmart, and a woman was stuck.
[01:26:50]  Her scooter had run out of power, and she was like an elderly woman.
[01:26:54]  And she said, Can you get me a new scooter?
[01:26:58]  I'm like, Of course I can.
[01:26:59]  Let me go get it.
[01:27:00]  And I thought, I'm just going to push it.
[01:27:01]  You can't push it.
[01:27:02]  And I tried to press the power, the acceleration.
[01:27:06]  Doesn't work.
[01:27:07]  And the guy, the attendee told me, you have to sit in it.
[01:27:10]  It won't go unless there's weight in the seat.
[01:27:13]  And I thought, fuck.
[01:27:14]  So I had to sit there in that scootie and drive that fucking thing all the way in the back past all the aisles.
[01:27:23]  Me sitting in my scootie pump.

=== VR Chat Navigation Nightmare (04:32) ===

[01:27:25]  It was so awful.
[01:27:30]  But I did get her scooter.
[01:27:31]  Okay.
[01:27:31]  That's how selfless I am.
[01:27:33]  That's how nice I am, chat.
[01:27:35]  Okay.
[01:27:38]  Oh, I remember I was like trying to sit in it in a way where I was like putting my knee on it so I could put weight into it without, but I like I tried to put my knee into it.
[01:27:48]  Like, okay, I'm going to make it obvious.
[01:27:49]  I'm not using this for like real because I'm going to be, I'm going to be kneeling, which a fat, disabled person can't do.
[01:27:55]  But there's like two sensor points.
[01:27:57]  So you can't just put a knee in it and drive it.
[01:27:59]  You have to actually sit in it and put like even pressure on the fucking seat.
[01:28:03]  It was so frustrating.
[01:28:04]  Like the devious designers of this seat thwarting my efforts to not sit in the fucking chair.
[01:28:12]  Okay, I'm going to play this.
[01:28:13]  This is very embarrassing.
[01:28:15]  So Pilates was too indecent for Salah the stomach, but we actually get cover your eyes.
[01:28:22]  This is gross.
[01:28:23]  Well, it's not pretty hard, actually, guys.
[01:28:26]  We got the fupa shot.
[01:28:28]  The fupa cam.
[01:28:29]  This is the reverse.
[01:28:30]  If you turn the camera around the front of the scooter, you get the fupa.
[01:28:38]  Stop the chat.
[01:28:41]  I'm so much happier when I have to talk about rape and feminism.
[01:28:49]  Next.
[01:28:50]  Okay, so Schlepp, who is the guy who is a predator.
[01:28:56]  Oh, he was one of the Roblox guy.
[01:28:58]  He had millions of followers and was catching paedophiles on Roblox.
[01:29:04]  He has now started trolling VR chat because VR chat, which is still around, but apparently, here's my headcanon.
[01:29:12]  You can tell me if I'm wrong.
[01:29:14]  My head cannon for VR chat is that when those VR goggles first became a thing, it was like really popular because it was novel.
[01:29:22]  And then most people just fucked off because it's not really practical yet.
[01:29:25]  There's not really been any games besides Half-Life Alex that have implemented VR in a really an ergonomic way.
[01:29:33]  But there are still people using it because they're like fucking weirdos.
[01:29:37]  And now modern day VR chat is just like old school Second Life for like the most insane people on the fucking planet to pretend to be like an anime avatar and they just goon all day.
[01:29:49]  That's my head canon for how this works.
[01:29:51]  I've never owned a VR headset, so I've never used this thing.
[01:29:54]  That's just my, how I picture this in my head.
[01:29:56]  Yes, 100%.
[01:29:57]  Thank you.
[01:29:58]  I feel validated.
[01:30:01]  So VR chat decided to open a dating app.
[01:30:05]  So there's now a flirtual, oh no, wait.
[01:30:08]  I thought this was actually attached to VRChat.
[01:30:11]  On VRChat, a 13 plus game, your virtual VR dating app.
[01:30:19]  But is this in VRChat?
[01:30:21]  Or is this just a VR chat?
[01:30:23]  Virtual.
[01:30:25]  Virtual dates, real connections, your VR dating app.
[01:30:28]  This looks like VR chat because their avatars are so shitty.
[01:30:31]  Look, it's just tranny lesbians, dude.
[01:30:37]  This is like riding the tiger.
[01:30:39]  Once tranny anime avatar dating became a thing, you can't get off that tiger.
[01:30:45]  And if we got off the tiger, China would win.
[01:30:49]  Don't even put a real picture of yourself.
[01:30:51]  It's just your avatar.
[01:30:54]  Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
[01:31:02]  Oh my god, this is this is diabolic.
[01:31:06]  This is the most tranny-coded thing I've ever seen.
[01:31:08]  This is so tranny coded that the navigation this dot navigation look on the left.
[01:31:13]  This dot navigation over here for navigating doesn't work.
[01:31:17]  You can't click the dots and it doesn't go anywhere when you scroll up and down manually.
[01:31:21]  This is some fucking tranny slop right here.
[01:31:23]  Okay.
[01:31:25]  Yeah, and the colors, dude, this color they call it bisexual lighting when like a streamer puts it in like a thing.
[01:31:32]  But this is like tranny, this soft gradient shit.
[01:31:35]  This is tranny coded for sure.
[01:31:37]  No GitHub, huh?
[01:31:39]  Okay, so they caught the first pedophile in this app, which I'm pretty sure you could just arrest them all.
[01:31:45]  Oh, it's in England.
[01:31:48]  I am.
[01:31:48]  I was kind of thinking, why am I pronouncing it the British way where I'm saying pedophile?
[01:31:53]  But now I know it's because it's in England.

=== Pizza Hut Arrests (02:34) ===

[01:31:57]  Who's the woman?
[01:31:59]  Is this like a mandatory suicide counselor that has to show up for every arrest in the UK now, or is this like his mum?
[01:32:05]  What is this?
[01:32:09]  Dollar shop.
[01:32:10]  All right.
[01:32:12]  Oh, look, a pizza hut.
[01:32:14]  A pizza hut, chat.
[01:32:16]  They got pizza hut in the UK.
[01:32:18]  We're so nice to the UK by allowing them to exist and giving them pizza.
[01:32:23]  Uh, next.
[01:32:25]  Okay, this I didn't really understand.
[01:32:26]  Apparently, uh, the protesters in Minneapolis are uh storming churches, and uh, Don Lemon is there.
[01:32:36]  Let's see if this is a thing.
[01:32:38]  Okay, there's apparently a highlight.
[01:32:39]  Let's skip to that.
[01:32:41]  Oh, my God!
[01:32:43]  what are we doing chat why is there a random african american gentleman on my screen Who is this ike ICK Edmeal?
[01:33:02]  I it Ick Edmuil is a pastor here.
[01:33:10]  He is also the director of the field office.
[01:33:15]  what they're calling the pasture and ice How do you be a pastor and an ice guy?
[01:33:35]  Uh, this weekend, notorious journalist scum and noted Donald Trump a log Don Lemon joined a group of left lefty nuts to confront an alleged ice agent pastor in front of his congregation.
[01:33:46]  Instead of oh, they storming it.
[01:33:48]  Okay, I got it.
[01:33:49]  And then there is Pam Bondi doing something, shocking the world.
[01:33:53]  Minutes ago, at my direction, HSI, HQ, and FBI agents executed an arrest in Minnesota.
[01:33:59]  So far, we have arrested Nakima Levy Armstrong, who allegedly played a key role in organizing the coordinated attack in city churches in St. Paul.
[01:34:08]  We do not tolerate attacks on places of worship.
[01:34:10]  Okay, unless they're mosque, right?
[01:34:13]  Black Lives Matter anti-Christian Minnesota church raider arrested.
[01:34:18]  Nice.
[01:34:18]  They're finally doing something against randoms, but not what's his face, Tim Waltz or anything.
[01:34:23]  Gavin Newsom, visibly angry when Davos moderator reads Scott Besson's roast of him.
[01:34:28]  Treasury Secretary described you as Patrick Bateman meets Sparkle Beach Kin.