Mad at the Internet - Welcome to Brampton
Aired: 2026-01-15
Duration: 03:53:35


=== Nepalese vs. Newfoundland Tripe (14:43) ===

[00:00:00]  Whoa, buddy.
[00:00:01]  Welcome to the Kiwi Casino episode two.
[00:00:06]  Now, somebody told me on the last episode that they like to listen to Josh's show to go to sleep, and that PPP's yelling and screaming was not conducive to that.
[00:00:18]  So, we're gonna do a chill show.
[00:00:20]  No, whoa, buddy!
[00:00:22]  It's the G-tacular!
[00:00:24]  We're talking about if it's brown, you better flush it, fucking sending PPP to fucking prison.
[00:00:33]  Yeah, buddy, I'm going to jail today because I live in fucking Canada.
[00:00:40]  I'm in danger.
[00:00:42]  It's not looking good, folks.
[00:00:44]  My freedoms are under attack.
[00:00:46]  Have you ever been in like a fight with these guys?
[00:00:49]  Have you ever been called like a Maleka, like in real life?
[00:00:53]  You know what?
[00:00:54]  No, actually, I haven't been called a Maleka, but I did have an Indian cab driver when me and Surfer were drunk coming back from the bar asked to touch our underwear.
[00:01:07]  He was like, Sir, sir, please, sir, let me touch your underwear, sir.
[00:01:13]  Why?
[00:01:14]  Surfer's like, What the fuck, buddy?
[00:01:17]  He's like, Please, sir, I would pay you $20 to touch your underwear, sir.
[00:01:23]  I'm not even fucking kidding.
[00:01:25]  We told him to get fucked.
[00:01:27]  Did he look for it?
[00:01:28]  Seriously?
[00:01:29]  Lord, this is what they are.
[00:01:30]  They're like on the down low or something like this.
[00:01:33]  Motherfucking guy really wanted to get into surfer's pants and touch and sniff his underwear.
[00:01:40]  This is the sort of shit that we're dealing with.
[00:01:43]  That's definitely like an affront.
[00:01:45]  Like, if you said yes, he would have like groped you or something.
[00:01:48]  That's how he gets his foot in the door.
[00:01:49]  It's like once the hands in the pants, he can just start doing whatever the fuck.
[00:01:52]  Listen, once he's touched your underwear, it's not gonna end there.
[00:01:58]  Are you fucking kidding me, buddy?
[00:02:01]  Holy.
[00:02:02]  It's like all those women that go to the Taj Mahal, and then the Indian's like, oh, can I take that picture with you, mom?
[00:02:08]  And then they do, and then they're like docs.
[00:02:10]  And they're like, we're married.
[00:02:14]  Oh, you want to take it?
[00:02:15]  Oh, sure, I guess we'll take a picture.
[00:02:18]  That'll be $100.
[00:02:20]  No.
[00:02:21]  No, not even.
[00:02:23]  You don't know this?
[00:02:24]  They will ask women to take pictures with them so they can put on their Facebook or whatever, their poo, their poo book, that they are in a, they're married to a white woman.
[00:02:32]  Yeah, like whatever social media.
[00:02:34]  You don't know this?
[00:02:35]  It's figure they just AI it by now.
[00:02:38]  You know, they do, but they will, they will literally, they will walk up to random women, especially in India, and they'll be like, can we take a picture together?
[00:02:45]  I've never seen like a white person before.
[00:02:47]  And then, like, some of them, there's Facebook posts that are like, my life is ruined.
[00:02:50]  My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating because this guy has pictures of us together and they're saying that we're married and shit.
[00:02:56]  Yeah, it's a thing.
[00:02:57]  If you're a woman listening to this, never, ever, ever consent to being in a photo with an Indian ever for any reason.
[00:03:02]  Never consent to them being within 10 feet of you or else your fucking vagina, Bob's vagina may be redeemed there, sar.
[00:03:12]  Don't fucking do it.
[00:03:13]  It's a trap.
[00:03:14]  Holy Josh, you wanted to start off with your experience with Indians because a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there were no fucking Indians.
[00:03:27]  There were none.
[00:03:29]  I had never seen an Indian person until I returned to the United States.
[00:03:32]  So even throughout my trip in the U.S., actually, that's a lie.
[00:03:36]  There was one time when I was in Australia, I had curry for the first time at the request of my friend.
[00:03:40]  There was a curry store and I had vindaloo and it was very good.
[00:03:43]  It was extremely spicy and was not good for your bells, but it was extremely good.
[00:03:48]  And then I never saw another Indian again until I returned to the United States.
[00:03:52]  And when I touched down in Dulles Airport, which is right next to DC, I had to wait for my luggage.
[00:03:58]  I was there for like two or three hours.
[00:04:00]  And during that time, I saw at least, at least 10,000 Indians, like just like Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshis, whatever the fuck, Sri Lankans, just like a mob of them constantly coming out of international, taking group photos.
[00:04:13]  They all had their weird ethnic garbs and stuff.
[00:04:16]  And first week back in the U.S., I was so sick.
[00:04:20]  I could not leave my hotel in DC.
[00:04:23]  I was like actually in cold sweat, sleeping 16 hours at a time, waking up.
[00:04:28]  Flu, buddy.
[00:04:29]  Literally, whatever the fuck.
[00:04:30]  I was completely, I was like an Indian, like a Native American being exposed to.
[00:04:37]  Smallpox glasses.
[00:04:38]  Yeah, like just not prepared for this.
[00:04:41]  So I was to the point where I was afraid of like, you know, needing to call a hospital.
[00:04:46]  Were they running the fucking luggage belt?
[00:04:48]  It took three hours to get your fucking luggage.
[00:04:51]  I've never experienced such a thing.
[00:04:53]  They had to put it on a different flight because they fucked it up in Europe.
[00:04:57]  They threw the bags and I had to wait.
[00:05:00]  Do they have Indians in Europe now?
[00:05:05]  Or was it blacks that messed out one?
[00:05:07]  I think my flight went from like Serbia to Istanbul to DC.
[00:05:12]  So it was the Turks' fault.
[00:05:13]  Turks.
[00:05:14]  Yeah.
[00:05:14]  Turks family fucked it up for me.
[00:05:18]  I'm sure we could find some way to blame the Jews also.
[00:05:21]  They probably own the airline or something.
[00:05:23]  I'm sure.
[00:05:24]  I'm sure they run doulas.
[00:05:25]  It's their fault too.
[00:05:26]  They hired all the Indians there.
[00:05:27]  Fucking Gabe.
[00:05:28]  And then even the checkout guy, he had a Nepalese flag pin on his thing.
[00:05:35]  And I don't know.
[00:05:36]  I'm hesitant to call Nepal part of India because the Nepalese seem like the least shitty Indian subculture, at least that I can tell.
[00:05:43]  Are they really Indian?
[00:05:45]  They're like, I don't know.
[00:05:46]  I thought they were like Asian Eskimos or something.
[00:05:50]  The Nepalese and the Bhutanese, they're two little shitty countries that are stuck between Tibet and India.
[00:05:55]  And it's like a mixture.
[00:05:56]  It's like a weird mixture.
[00:05:57]  They're not quite, they're very poor.
[00:05:59]  Nepal is an extremely poor country, but they're ethnically distinct.
[00:06:04]  And the British had more respect for them.
[00:06:06]  They had Gurkhas and Sherpas is my understanding of Nepal.
[00:06:10]  They had like the Gurkha warrior class.
[00:06:13]  You have two passes in Nepalese or three, really.
[00:06:16]  You can either be a Sherpa and guide fat white people up Mount Everest.
[00:06:21]  You can be a Gurkha and fight in the military.
[00:06:26]  Or you can move to Toronto and open a Nepalese restaurant.
[00:06:31]  That everybody.
[00:06:33]  Bro, you have no idea how fucked it is in Canada.
[00:06:37]  I would bet you my fucking life that there is not a single Nepalese restaurant in Toronto ran by a Nepalese person.
[00:06:43]  I went to, I list, when I was in Australia, my roommate was a Chinese guy.
[00:06:48]  So he took me to like real Chinese places.
[00:06:49]  We went to Chinatown.
[00:06:50]  We didn't have menus in English.
[00:06:52]  And we got pho or pha, if you're pretentious.
[00:06:55]  And it had organ meat in it, tripe and stuff.
[00:06:58]  And I love it.
[00:07:00]  I loved it so much.
[00:07:01]  And I've tried desperately to find white tripe in pha ever since.
[00:07:05]  And it's extremely hard because white people don't eat that shit.
[00:07:07]  So you have to go to like real.
[00:07:10]  Just to unpack this, notorious racist hate monger, owner of Kiwi Farms, Josh Moon, lived with an Asian person and appreciated their culinary delicacies?
[00:07:23]  I like Chinese people.
[00:07:24]  And it's because I had a Chinese best friend.
[00:07:26]  This is actually the guy that Liz Fong Jones sued because I lived with him for like six months.
[00:07:32]  That guy.
[00:07:33]  Yeah.
[00:07:33]  So he took me to awful.
[00:07:36]  He took me to a real faux place and I had Oregon meat faux.
[00:07:40]  He said, don't ask what's in this until after.
[00:07:42]  And I was pleasantly surprised it wasn't like viscerally disgusting.
[00:07:45]  It was just Oregon meat.
[00:07:46]  But I've been trying to find a faux place ever since that actually has white tripe in it.
[00:07:50]  And I went like an hour out of my way to try a like super high-rated.
[00:07:55]  No, this is a real, real faux place.
[00:07:58]  And I got there and I realized it's next door to an Indian place.
[00:08:01]  I'm like, oh, that's a bad sign.
[00:08:03]  I go inside, connected on the inside.
[00:08:05]  The Indian place bought out the faux place.
[00:08:08]  No, and it was.
[00:08:11]  How did that happen?
[00:08:12]  How did the Chinese lose to the Indians?
[00:08:15]  That guy's a disgrace to his race and his ancestors.
[00:08:21]  It probably, the Asian town probably got bought out by the end.
[00:08:23]  Like, there's too many Indians there now.
[00:08:25]  So now he's like leaving.
[00:08:26]  That's my guess.
[00:08:27]  How do they get the capital for this?
[00:08:29]  You figure the Chinese would have it on lock.
[00:08:32]  Do you want the real answer for this?
[00:08:35]  Go ahead.
[00:08:36]  They run the small business administration and they get SBA loans.
[00:08:41]  How did the Chinese not run it?
[00:08:43]  They run everything up here in Canada.
[00:08:47]  We're basically like half colonized by them, half colonized by India.
[00:08:52]  But I'll tell you this.
[00:08:54]  I guarantee you in Toronto, we get you up here, we'll have the pha or whatever that you want.
[00:08:59]  We have it all.
[00:09:00]  Yeah, I bet you.
[00:09:02]  I bet you.
[00:09:02]  I'm taking a trip up to DC again.
[00:09:04]  You get you probably bat soup up here if you really wanted it.
[00:09:08]  Crazy shit out here, man.
[00:09:11]  That's because they're hiding their money from the government.
[00:09:14]  Buying crazy.
[00:09:16]  Like these motherfuckers are like openly running like magic mushroom shops up here, like totally illegal, just publicly advertising it, like illegal weed dispensaries that aren't regulated by the government, where you get all sorts of fucking weird shit.
[00:09:32]  They have all these like unmarked, weird fucking grocery stores and shit where it's like the refrigeration standards are like felt it and it like smells of fucking mold in there.
[00:09:44]  They have all this weird shit that I don't even know what it is.
[00:09:47]  There's a woman I saw that went to like be with her boyfriend.
[00:09:51]  I can't remember where it was.
[00:09:52]  It was those islands off the coast of Florida, Bermuda.
[00:09:54]  No, not Bermuda.
[00:09:55]  Bermuda's the far away one.
[00:09:57]  What the fuck is it?
[00:09:57]  Those island chains right off of Florida's coast.
[00:10:01]  The Florida Keys?
[00:10:02]  No, no, no, no, not the Florida Keys.
[00:10:04]  It's a foreign country.
[00:10:05]  It's right next to Florida.
[00:10:06]  I don't know how I don't know this.
[00:10:07]  I know it.
[00:10:08]  No, it's a tiny chain of bullshit fucking islands right next to Florida.
[00:10:12]  The Bahamas.
[00:10:14]  The Bahamas.
[00:10:15]  Or to the Bahamas.
[00:10:18]  Where her boyfriend was.
[00:10:20]  And they, he was a butcher and they didn't have a refrigerator.
[00:10:24]  So they just had slabs of meat on the counter with like flies on it.
[00:10:28]  It's just like the shit that they have at these weird like Chinese markets in fucking Chinatown.
[00:10:33]  Like it's like, whoa.
[00:10:36]  What the fuck is this?
[00:10:38]  And like, I don't know.
[00:10:39]  The police just don't do anything.
[00:10:41]  Like they're just able to do anything.
[00:10:43]  Like they don't have to obey.
[00:10:44]  But you told me like the police in Canada are afraid to go after like the Indian mobs because they'll just kill them and then they can't do anything.
[00:10:52]  Isn't it crazy that we have a somehow an Indian mob?
[00:10:56]  It's crazy that you can't do anything about it.
[00:10:59]  It's the crazy part.
[00:11:01]  So there's actually a movie about the Indian mafia.
[00:11:06]  Let me see if I can pull this up.
[00:11:08]  What was it called?
[00:11:09]  It was called like Jeet Boys or some shit like this.
[00:11:14]  Like, oh fuck.
[00:11:16]  Let me see.
[00:11:17]  While you're looking that up, let me tell you, I picked out where I would go to Canada if I was forced to move to Canada.
[00:11:22]  I want to move.
[00:11:23]  Biba Boys.
[00:11:28]  This is a movie came out like 10 years ago.
[00:11:31]  And it's like about like, it's a rise to power, but in like the Indian mafia.
[00:11:38]  It's like GTA 4 or something.
[00:11:41]  Yeah.
[00:11:42]  Like, what sort of a world are we living in now?
[00:11:44]  Because of all the groups on the planet, you'd think Indians would be the last to have their own fucking mafia, you know?
[00:11:51]  But go ahead.
[00:11:52]  What were you saying?
[00:11:53]  I said, if I moved to Canada, I figured out where I'd move.
[00:11:56]  It's called Happy Valley Goose Bay.
[00:11:59]  It's in Newfoundland.
[00:12:01]  Oh, you're going to new, you're going to be a fucking newfield, eh, bud?
[00:12:05]  It looks nice up there.
[00:12:07]  It's fucking chilly, bud.
[00:12:10]  It's a fucking island, buddy, where no one fucking lives.
[00:12:14]  It's a frozen fucking tundra.
[00:12:16]  They all live on fucking welfare.
[00:12:18]  There's no fucking jobs around the fucking pole year around there, eh?
[00:12:21]  Fucking fishermen.
[00:12:22]  We're all fucking fishermen for 400 fucking years off the coast.
[00:12:25]  There are fucking newfies.
[00:12:26]  And fuck, man, there's all fucking jobs.
[00:12:28]  We're all just freezing on this fucking rock and we're all dumb as fucking rock.
[00:12:31]  You know, there's all the, there's a whole brand of comedy in Canada based around making fun of people from Newfoundland.
[00:12:38]  You know that, right?
[00:12:40]  We call them newfies.
[00:12:42]  And they're considered like the dumbest, most ignorant, backward rocks for brains people in the country.
[00:12:50]  But you know, the more I think about it, the more they might just be the most based and everyone else here is just a fucking liberal faggot.
[00:12:57]  Anytime people snub their nose, like people talk about like, I want to have a white country.
[00:13:02]  Yeah, what the fuck do you think that means?
[00:13:04]  Go to fucking Virginia.
[00:13:06]  It's the Maritimes and it's all fucking white, but they're all fucking poor.
[00:13:10]  It's basically an extension of like West Virginia, like up into these Appalachian Mountains or whatever.
[00:13:16]  And these motherfuckers, everyone out there is pretty much white.
[00:13:19]  Although the Jeets are starting to move in and they're Newfoundland out there.
[00:13:23]  Oh man.
[00:13:25]  They got a lot of places to bury people up in Newfoundland, I bet.
[00:13:28]  Oh, fuck.
[00:13:29]  Do you know that's where they have the Viking settlement?
[00:13:32]  They landed there in the 900s.
[00:13:34]  Yeah, the Norwegians were like the first one to come over and colonize.
[00:13:38]  Yeah.
[00:13:39]  500 years before Columbus.
[00:13:41]  It's some incredible fucking shit.
[00:13:43]  And it's like a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
[00:13:46]  And they have like, I don't know if they're the original structures or a reconstruction of the structures, but it's fucking cool.
[00:13:53]  It's cool out there.
[00:13:55]  So, I don't know.
[00:13:56]  You're heading to the Maritimes.
[00:13:58]  That's exciting.
[00:13:59]  Welcome to Canada, buddy.
[00:14:00]  Well, if Canada wins the war and annexes the U.S., I was like, well, I might as well go up north.
[00:14:06]  Canada's going to win the war.
[00:14:08]  Do you hear these stupid, these daft cunts like signed a pact with Greenland to guarantee Greenland sovereignty?
[00:14:16]  My fucking brother's messaging me.
[00:14:18]  He's like, I don't know if this is a good thing.
[00:14:21]  Apparently, we've pledged our military to defend Greenland.
[00:14:25]  I'm like, doesn't that just give the U.S. justification to annex us?
[00:14:31]  So I don't know.
[00:14:33]  We might be part of the empire very soon.
[00:14:36]  What's weird is that, like, NATO is going to pretend that it can survive without the U.S.?
[00:14:40]  Like, what's this?
[00:14:41]  It's all such a fucking cope, dude.

=== Pledging Military to Defend (04:44) ===

[00:14:44]  Which central power in Europe are you guys going to lean on for your military?
[00:14:48]  Is it Germany?
[00:14:48]  Are you going to let Germany just run this shit?
[00:14:51]  It's like this skinny prison prag that sucks cock in a dress, pretending like they don't need the protection from the torpedoes in there.
[00:15:02]  Like, what do you think's going to happen exactly?
[00:15:05]  It's not going to be good.
[00:15:08]  It's like the issue, especially though, is like in Germany.
[00:15:11]  Like, Germany would be like the obvious choice for like not next America, but every country in Europe hates Germany.
[00:15:18]  They have the military, do they?
[00:15:19]  Like, they have the Bundeswe, but the issue is that the Bundesweh has no, like, no recruitment because the entire German population has been trained from birth to hate Germany, and the new Germans just also don't give a fuck.
[00:15:33]  So it's like, who are you going to recruit?
[00:15:35]  Like, two or three U.S. military bases smack dab in the middle of the country to make sure they can never do shit ever again.
[00:15:42]  Yeah, I think the famous one is called Ramstein, which is really, I think the band gets the name.
[00:15:47]  But there's like, yeah, there's a bunch.
[00:15:49]  And like, I don't know.
[00:15:51]  Just the issue is like, if you don't have America running NATO, it's like who, who exactly is going to run NATO?
[00:15:56]  Because it's not going to be any of you you guys don't like each other gonna fund it.
[00:16:00]  I mean, are you guys gonna give up your cradle to grave welfare system and your universal health care and your child care universal program in order to fund military?
[00:16:12]  I'll tell you what they're gonna give up.
[00:16:13]  They're gonna give up Greenland.
[00:16:16]  They're gonna bend over and grab their ankles for Daddy, Uncle Sam, Uncle Sam's going belt to ass.
[00:16:26]  As a as a map games enjoyer, I like um Hearts Of Iron 4.
[00:16:33]  As a map games enjoyer.
[00:16:35]  Greenland is rightful American Clay and it always has been, as is.
[00:16:39]  As really, which one do you play, Vicky?
[00:16:42]  Well, you know, I play Civilization Revolution for Xbox.
[00:16:46]  That's like the mentally handicapped version.
[00:16:49]  That's about as advanced as i'll go.
[00:16:52]  You know controlling.
[00:16:54]  Yeah, I play map games.
[00:16:55]  I play Civil.
[00:16:57]  I'm not a Pc gamer, buddy.
[00:16:59]  So I play the dumbed down version of Civ on 360.
[00:17:03]  I love it.
[00:17:04]  Well, I play with a hundred percent certainty.
[00:17:08]  Canada is rightful American Clay.
[00:17:10]  It was always a part of manifest destiny.
[00:17:12]  You just haven't realized it yet.
[00:17:13]  1812 says different.
[00:17:16]  Buddy, it's not my fault.
[00:17:20]  No, Detroit is rightful Canadian Clay.
[00:17:23]  General Isaac Brock fooled general Hull into surrendering.
[00:17:29]  You know the story?
[00:17:30]  No, I don't.
[00:17:32]  So the Americans outnumbered the Canadian Patriots three to one on that day in Detroit.
[00:17:40]  There was no way we could take the fort.
[00:17:43]  But brave general Isaac Brock had a plan.
[00:17:48]  He decided that he was gonna march the soldiers, double the amount of space in between them and use the woods around the fort and march them around four or five times to make it seem like the number of soldiers was like five times greater than it was.
[00:18:07]  And he had this great force of native warriors.
[00:18:11]  And he told general Hull, if he didn't surrender the fort right now, he couldn't control these bloodthirsty, savage native Americans and they would scalp, kill and rape every single person in the fort.
[00:18:25]  General Hull, the cowardly bitch that he was, shot his pants, surrendered the fort to a force one-third the size that's.
[00:18:36]  You know, that's the Canadian way.
[00:18:39]  We burned down the White House, buddy.
[00:18:42]  We burned it down.
[00:18:44]  Listen, I mean, in reality.
[00:18:46]  If you gave Americans, if you gave Americans the option, I think like four out of five would burn down the White House right now.
[00:18:55]  As far as i'm concerned, that's a point in you being American, that's just a point in your favor.
[00:18:59]  It would just be a matter of marching.
[00:19:02]  That's what Benjamin Franklin said, but he was wrong.
[00:19:07]  He would go to Quebec and try and get the French to rise up against us, and he did it for like 30 years and he couldn't figure it out buddy, he couldn't figure it out.
[00:19:18]  Well, he's really.
[00:19:19]  Is that frankly, he should have realized that the French are lazy lazy, worthless cunts.
[00:19:25]  I wish he did get them to leave.

=== Air Filters and Awkward Waking (07:05) ===

[00:19:28]  Why won't they just leave these fucking frog motherfuckers?
[00:19:32]  Lazy welfare state, everything closes in Quebec at like five.
[00:19:37]  They don't.
[00:19:39]  They don't like working past five and they don't like working over a week.
[00:19:42]  Fuck suckers use the European clock, Josh.
[00:19:45]  They're like, it's 1300.
[00:19:49]  Fall you.
[00:19:51]  Fall off you.
[00:19:53]  It's one in the afternoon, frog.
[00:19:57]  Like, we will not speak your fucking language, Anglo.
[00:20:01]  Motherfucker, we beat you at the Battle of the Plains of Abraham and you'll speak what we tell you to speak, frog.
[00:20:08]  You Anglo oppressor.
[00:20:10]  Meanwhile, we subsidize them.
[00:20:12]  We bow to their every whim.
[00:20:14]  We put everything in English and fucking French all over the country, right?
[00:20:17]  Meanwhile, in their province, everything's only in French and they treat us like the fucking ends of fucking Canada when we go there.
[00:20:24]  It's like, fuck you guys.
[00:20:26]  Anyway, that's aside, we're talking about brown people today.
[00:20:33]  Which state in Canada is most conquered by India at this moment?
[00:20:38]  Ontario?
[00:20:40]  Ontario.
[00:20:40]  By a lot.
[00:20:41]  Yeah, I have a whole presentation with 17 videos in it to explain the situation and how we got here.
[00:20:50]  But Josh is like, we're going to scroll our medical India.
[00:20:56]  I have a medical website that's very funny to look at.
[00:20:59]  I mean, PDT overprepared.
[00:21:00]  I'm a little bit surprised.
[00:21:01]  So I thought it would just be funny to talk about.
[00:21:04]  It's all this fat, retarded guy.
[00:21:07]  He doesn't fucking know anything.
[00:21:09]  Doesn't wake up before 2 p.m.
[00:21:11]  Well, this motherfucker, I'm up till 5 in the morning doing the show.
[00:21:15]  This guy's on like a normal functioning adult schedule from like 9 to 5.
[00:21:21]  It's like, can you get up at 6 a.m.?
[00:21:24]  No.
[00:21:25]  Well, fuck me.
[00:21:26]  So here we are, two in the after, the crack of 2 p.m.
[00:21:30]  This guy gets me out of bed.
[00:21:33]  Like, don't you know I'm a live streamer?
[00:21:35]  This is inhumane conditions for me, dude.
[00:21:38]  This is fucking cruel and unusual, man.
[00:21:41]  And then I'm the one that's late.
[00:21:46]  I'm like, oh, God, fuck.
[00:21:48]  I gotta wake up.
[00:21:49]  It's tough.
[00:21:50]  And this guy's an hour late.
[00:21:52]  I could have slept another fucking hour, but here we are.
[00:21:56]  I had an eye exam and Chick-fil-A to get.
[00:21:59]  We have this.
[00:22:00]  An eye exam?
[00:22:01]  Yeah.
[00:22:02]  Are you going to be a fucking four eyes faggot soon?
[00:22:07]  I have had terrible visions since as far back as I can remember.
[00:22:10]  I get an annual eye exam, pay, pay, pay.
[00:22:12]  You have flattening genetics.
[00:22:15]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:22:16]  That's obvious.
[00:22:16]  It's like what I tell my friends.
[00:22:18]  You're fat.
[00:22:20]  You fat, fucking sweaty slob.
[00:22:22]  They're fat.
[00:22:24]  Oh, and then, oh, this, before I forget, the second Indian encounter.
[00:22:28]  So I moved back to the U.S. and I get a short-term lease because I don't know what to do for housing because I'm currently an insane person with a terrible internet footprint and no employment history and no dependable income.
[00:22:40]  So it's hard to get a lease in like a real country whereas opposed to like Serbia.
[00:22:44]  You can just say, hey, I need a place.
[00:22:45]  And then if you don't like pay, they just force you out at like gunpoint.
[00:22:50]  But won't Google hire you?
[00:22:52]  Google?
[00:22:54]  I don't think so.
[00:22:55]  They hired Moot.
[00:22:57]  No, I'm not quite moot.
[00:22:58]  Okay.
[00:22:59]  I'm not a gay ginger.
[00:23:01]  You're better than Moot, surely.
[00:23:03]  He never had to deal with quite the bullshit you deal with.
[00:23:06]  Reputationally, I think I have the worst reputation of anybody on the planet Earth besides like Jeffrey Dahmer at this point.
[00:23:14]  I'm pretty up there, okay?
[00:23:16]  Shit, I didn't know that.
[00:23:18]  You think I'm going to be okay?
[00:23:20]  Maybe, if you're lucky.
[00:23:22]  If the eye doesn't fall on you.
[00:23:24]  Let's hope I remain obscure.
[00:23:27]  Okay.
[00:23:28]  Move back, short-term lease.
[00:23:30]  It's basically student housing.
[00:23:31]  There's like a university nearby.
[00:23:33]  And I was unaware of the Indian situation.
[00:23:37]  So I come back and everyone's Indian because they're all there for that school.
[00:23:41]  I'm like, what the fuck?
[00:23:43]  How the fuck is this?
[00:23:44]  No, it's like row housing.
[00:23:45]  It's like townhouses, like very, very, very cheap constructions.
[00:23:49]  Just completely.
[00:23:52]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:23:53]  And inside, so it's like two bedroom.
[00:23:56]  So I have a two-bedroom.
[00:23:57]  I had one for my computer, one for me.
[00:23:59]  And next door were like five Indian students living together in a two-bedroom.
[00:24:04]  I don't know.
[00:24:04]  Imagine the smell of it.
[00:24:06]  I didn't have to.
[00:24:07]  It's probably wafted in.
[00:24:10]  I changed the air filter in there because I was 100% convinced that the air, the AC unit was like shared between the units.
[00:24:18]  And I messaged the owner, like, hey, just so you know, I think they have like a lot of smell coming over from there because of their food and stuff.
[00:24:25]  And the guy was like, just, it was a white guy that had developed that complex.
[00:24:30]  And it was just like, yeah, they fucking stink.
[00:24:31]  Just like outright.
[00:24:33]  Just like, yeah, they stink.
[00:24:35]  We all know up here in the Great Lake North, buddy.
[00:24:38]  It's tough.
[00:24:39]  If you're in a car apartment complex, you better like the smell of curry, sar.
[00:24:45]  And the thing is, like, it doesn't leave.
[00:24:48]  Like, when they leave that apartment, it's ruined.
[00:24:50]  The stench remains.
[00:24:52]  Like, it's absorbed into the cupboards, into the carp, everything.
[00:24:56]  It's fucked.
[00:24:57]  So I asked, like, hey, is the AC unit shared?
[00:25:00]  And he was like, no, it's not.
[00:25:01]  It's per unit.
[00:25:02]  So the smell literally permeated through fucking drywall and insulation into the next, into my house where I lived.
[00:25:10]  And so, of course, gasping for fucking air, I would open the window.
[00:25:15]  And here, here was the real, truly unbelievable thing that just immediately inspired hate: it's a row house.
[00:25:20]  So across the parking lot is another identical mirror version of the building.
[00:25:26]  There was a group of people, like six to this building.
[00:25:29]  And if anyone went in and out of that house and opened the door and then closed it, 30 seconds later, the smell would come through the window.
[00:25:36]  And even though it wafted across like 10 yards into my window, it was still the worst thing I have ever fucking smelled.
[00:25:45]  And it was continuous because there were so many of them living there that they would always open and close the door.
[00:25:49]  So I couldn't close the door because it would suffocate me from the drywall, permeating curry smell.
[00:25:54]  And I couldn't open the window because it would waft across the parking lot and hit me like over and over again.
[00:25:59]  So it's like day one, sick as a dog, genuinely a fear that I should call the hospital because I got curry flu.
[00:26:06]  Then I get my housing, and for like months, I'm living next to these people that, um, and then on top of that, not only do they stink, there's one girl who was on her phone like 24/7, and she would walk up and down the sidewalk directly in front of where I would stream and stuff and like babbling in Sanskrit on the phone just constantly every day for hours at a time.
[00:26:26]  And it was just like, I already am, I already am sick of you.
[00:26:30]  I already began to hate.

=== Way Pronounce Matters (02:21) ===

[00:26:33]  And it doesn't take much to get Josh to hate, but let me tell you, they pushed him too far.
[00:26:38]  This is like one bad day.
[00:26:41]  Joker or some shit like this.
[00:26:43]  Josh's villain origin story as to why he now plans on sabotaging based Vivek's campaign to save Ohio.
[00:26:52]  Actually, I hate Vivek for a myriad of other reasons because completely, even if I had never had these encounters, Vivek is just like so.
[00:26:59]  By the way, there's like a, I think you, you pronounced his name right, which is shameful.
[00:27:04]  Did you call him the Vake or whatever?
[00:27:06]  There's like a Vivek.
[00:27:08]  Okay, that's the American way to pronounce it.
[00:27:10]  This is like the number Vivek.
[00:27:13]  Like that.
[00:27:13]  That's like the super American way to pronounce it.
[00:27:17]  But you know how in the movie, like the fucking shitty Quentin Tarantino movie with the Nazis?
[00:27:25]  Oh, it is the greatest movie ever made.
[00:27:28]  I fucking hate that movie.
[00:27:30]  You lose 100 Nazi sculpts, Josh.
[00:27:34]  It is like the most gratuitous Jewish porn ever.
[00:27:37]  I hate that fucking movie.
[00:27:39]  Woffman's just fucking cranking one out, buddy.
[00:27:43]  This is this is completely true.
[00:27:45]  Quinton Tarantino's wife is Jewish, and he met her at a screening, a early screening of that movie in Israel.
[00:27:54]  But he listen, there's a scene in one of this guy's movies where a guy sucks a big black cock for warmth in the snow, you know?
[00:28:06]  Like, it's just out of hand.
[00:28:09]  That's less gratuitous than I hate Inglorious Bastards.
[00:28:13]  Really?
[00:28:14]  You don't like Christophe Waltz, buddy?
[00:28:16]  The preamble of the show up until the end of the milk scene is that's one of the finest things ever put on.
[00:28:23]  It is really good.
[00:28:24]  There's there's good scenes and there's some parts that fucking they get to Brad Pitt doing the voice, the impression, and it's just like the worst fucking thing ever and it never stops.
[00:28:34]  And then it's just like Nazi torture porn.
[00:28:36]  And it literally was designed to get like Jewish women in Israel wet because that's how they got married.
[00:28:40]  The scene where they kill Hitler in the theater, buddy, or whatever.
[00:28:44]  They spray him down.
[00:28:45]  This Jewish bitch is going to burn you.
[00:28:49]  Oh my God.
[00:28:50]  I'm clapping in the theater.
[00:28:51]  I'm so happy.
[00:28:53]  So good.

=== $10 Bill Controversy (15:26) ===

[00:28:54]  Yes.
[00:28:55]  Get those Nazis.
[00:28:56]  Let's go.
[00:28:58]  Let's go.
[00:28:59]  The best part, though, is where they meet a guy and he's like, why do you have this Iron Cross middle?
[00:29:04]  And he's like, for bravery.
[00:29:05]  And they're like, okay, we're going to kill you.
[00:29:07]  Bring in the bears you.
[00:29:09]  Bring in the birds.
[00:29:10]  The bear you is going to bash your brains in with goddamn baseball, bat, because you won't tell us where your men are.
[00:29:20]  Coward.
[00:29:21]  Like, okay, fuck.
[00:29:23]  Okay, it's for the heroes, then.
[00:29:25]  comes in just fucking chewing scenery.
[00:29:27]  Well, the moral righteousness of the bastards is undisputed.
[00:29:31]  What?
[00:29:32]  You support the Holocaust, buddy?
[00:29:34]  You think that 12 million should have died, Josh?
[00:29:39]  I heard it was 18 million.
[00:29:40]  You gotta, you gotta fact check yourself there, buddy.
[00:29:43]  It was precisely 6 million.
[00:29:45]  No more, no less.
[00:29:46]  Fulfilling the prophecy, buddy.
[00:29:48]  And if you fucking question that, you deserve to rot in a cell.
[00:29:53]  You deserve to.
[00:29:54]  What's um, oh God, I mentioned Sagittarius Shoddy and you had no idea who she was.
[00:30:00]  Should I know?
[00:30:01]  Yes, she is the most famous woman from Canada.
[00:30:05]  Fuck.
[00:30:06]  Even more than Queen Keffels?
[00:30:08]  Yes.
[00:30:10]  She's a fat white whore who has sucked over 5,000 black people.
[00:30:15]  Canadian women?
[00:30:17]  The average Canadian woman, yes.
[00:30:20]  She's so famous for fucking black guys that if you get, if they know, if black people know that you fuck Sagittarius Shoddy, you get labeled as a shoddy fucker and they clown on you for being a shoddy fucker.
[00:30:33]  Isn't shoddy like a slang term from black people use for hoes?
[00:30:39]  Justin Bieber used to say, shoddy is like a melody in my head.
[00:30:43]  And like ever since then, like I haven't heard that phrase, but it's a black people thing.
[00:30:48]  And she named herself, she's a Sagittarius.
[00:30:50]  So she named herself Sagittarius Shoddy.
[00:30:53]  You see, it's very clever.
[00:30:56]  And then she fucked a bunch of black hoes.
[00:30:58]  Yes.
[00:31:00]  And that's why she's notable.
[00:31:02]  Yeah, she has fucked so many black people that she's become famous across Canada.
[00:31:06]  There's 12 bitches on this block that are like that.
[00:31:09]  She's she does OnlyFans are still okay.
[00:31:13]  So do 10% of women between the ages of 18 and 25, right?
[00:31:18]  Oh my God.
[00:31:19]  One of the first things that ever happened when I came back to the U.S., I was in a hotel and I was in an elevator and there was this ratchet, ratchet, white, smoking old hoe.
[00:31:31]  And she had a t-shirt that had the OnlyFans logo on it and her URL.
[00:31:36]  And I was in the elevator and I was staring at this shirt.
[00:31:38]  Like, is she actually walking around in public advertising her fucking OnlyFans?
[00:31:42]  And she saw that I was looking.
[00:31:44]  And I guess she like smiled.
[00:31:45]  Like, she thought she got another customer.
[00:31:47]  Whereas I was like in disbelief that this is the level of society.
[00:31:51]  She profiles you as the average customer.
[00:31:54]  That's not good, bro.
[00:31:56]  That's not good.
[00:31:57]  I was flustered.
[00:31:58]  Profiled the same way.
[00:32:01]  Fuck.
[00:32:02]  That's grim, buddy.
[00:32:03]  She's like, yeah, that's Goonerbait.
[00:32:06]  Cash that $10 bill all day long.
[00:32:11]  Fuck, let's go.
[00:32:12]  Is it Aaron Burr on the 10 or is it Hamilton on the 10?
[00:32:16]  Who's on the 10?
[00:32:17]  How the fuck would I know?
[00:32:19]  In the U.S. American.
[00:32:21]  It's Jefferson, you fucking ingrate.
[00:32:23]  Is it Jefferson on the 10?
[00:32:25]  Oh, wow.
[00:32:25]  No.
[00:32:26]  I don't think it is.
[00:32:28]  Maybe.
[00:32:31]  We don't even know.
[00:32:32]  So I'll just tell you the story of the Canadian $10 bill because it's kind of why I brought this up.
[00:32:37]  Okay.
[00:32:37]  So on the Canadian $10 bill, we used to have our first Canadian prime minister, John A. McDonald, right?
[00:32:44]  So it makes sense, you know, but then we were told that he's a white supremacist.
[00:32:49]  So they removed him from the $10 bill and put a black woman named Viola Davis or some shit, who is our version of Rosa Parks because she went to the movie theater and sat in the white person section.
[00:33:06]  So that's now Jewish man.
[00:33:11]  So you're telling me a black Jew is on the $10.
[00:33:15]  I didn't think I could feel any worse about it.
[00:33:17]  It doesn't already did.
[00:33:19]  But that's what Josh Moon does.
[00:33:23]  Okay, listen.
[00:33:24]  It's your GR is tinkling hot.
[00:33:27]  Yeah, like fuck, I was right.
[00:33:29]  Because there was a duel between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr or some shit like this.
[00:33:35]  No.
[00:33:36]  All I know is that Jefferson opposed the central bank.
[00:33:39]  And then we put him on Donald Trump.
[00:33:40]  You also have a black person on the $10 bill because Alexander Hamilton is black.
[00:33:46]  Don't you?
[00:33:47]  Are you sure?
[00:33:49]  Alexander Hamilton.
[00:33:51]  That's what's funny.
[00:33:52]  If you're referencing fucking the musical Hamilton, buddy, that's a bad sign.
[00:33:58]  I've never seen that shit.
[00:33:59]  Why the fuck have you seen that shit?
[00:34:00]  I don't know.
[00:34:01]  King George's banger song.
[00:34:03]  Empires fall, but together we'll be through it all.
[00:34:09]  Cause when push.
[00:34:13]  So I've actually enjoyer, Josh.
[00:34:21]  I love personal games.
[00:34:23]  Yeah.
[00:34:24]  He didn't think that if he is a musical enjoyer.
[00:34:28]  Although, to be honest, I've never actually watched Hamilton start to finish, but before every keynote casino, I listened to the King George song from Hamilton to fire myself up, buddy.
[00:34:39]  It's like my final song.
[00:34:42]  I can never tell when you're bullshitting.
[00:34:44]  That sounds like it's the most real and complete fucking bullshit.
[00:34:50]  Buddy, you gotta, you gotta watch it.
[00:34:52]  It's quite the performance.
[00:34:53]  Like this comes out of his fucking.
[00:34:56]  No, just watch the one song from it with the white guy.
[00:34:59]  So by the way, the only so Hamilton, just to let you know, Josh, is a rendition of the founding of America, right?
[00:35:07]  But all the founding fathers are black.
[00:35:11]  The only white person is the villain, King George.
[00:35:15]  I thought that by a white guy and is like the show stealer of the entire production.
[00:35:23]  I thought that it was, it was, it was just made black like recently.
[00:35:29]  Has always been black in the musical Hamilton?
[00:35:33]  Yeah, I thought that Hamilton was like really old and it has always been like white people when they made it black.
[00:35:38]  Oh, I don't know if it existed for a long time.
[00:35:40]  I just know that like about 10 years ago, they made this musical called Hamilton, where all the founding fathers are black.
[00:35:47]  And what's going to be crazy is in 100, 200 years, everybody will just believe that all the founding fathers were black because this is going to be the most popular form of culture in the future.
[00:35:59]  Is this musical?
[00:36:00]  And you'll never even know because there'll be no books and everything will be digital and it will change.
[00:36:08]  We found this historical document.
[00:36:10]  We can prove that all the founders are black.
[00:36:13]  Yeah.
[00:36:14]  Okay.
[00:36:15]  We're off the rails.
[00:36:16]  We're really off the rails.
[00:36:18]  We're flowing here.
[00:36:19]  People like that.
[00:36:20]  I don't know.
[00:36:21]  I don't know if it's flowing like shit or flowing like fine wine.
[00:36:24]  I don't know.
[00:36:25]  I don't know.
[00:36:26]  Let me tell you about Vivek and why I despise him.
[00:36:28]  Do you know about the Christmas crash out?
[00:36:31]  No.
[00:36:31]  Of course, of course not.
[00:36:32]  So let me tell you, let me tell you.
[00:36:35]  Okay.
[00:36:36]  Okay.
[00:36:37]  So Vivek appeared during these worthless GOP primary debates, right?
[00:36:43]  Where it was like the kiddie table where Trump just big dogged all of them.
[00:36:46]  He's like, you're all losers and bums, and I don't have to actually talk to any of you.
[00:36:52]  And you're all going to kiss my ring anyway, get fucked.
[00:36:55]  But Vivek was like the white man's hope for a hot minute.
[00:37:00]  I remember like avowed white nationalists standing and being like, you know what?
[00:37:06]  He may be brown, but I stand with Vivek.
[00:37:10]  He makes some good points.
[00:37:12]  You know, he's defending the white man and he's the most base person on stage.
[00:37:17]  And I guess it was technically true.
[00:37:20]  Like he was saying probably the most base things, but it was like, there's a stench to this, you know?
[00:37:28]  And I remember he was like always sucking Trump's ass and angling for the vice presidency.
[00:37:34]  And even remember, there was a big push for him to be vice president.
[00:37:38]  I even remember like Nick Fuentes saying that Vivek was based and that he might be vice president and stuff like this.
[00:37:46]  And he had rising stock in the party and he was favored for like a big cabinet position and all this.
[00:37:53]  And then, as you're about to tell us, the Christmas meltdown happened, right?
[00:37:58]  And what is that insane?
[00:38:02]  Yeah, it happened in 2024.
[00:38:05]  He posted a message where effectively, and you could say that it has some merit to it, but the issue is that he's saying it.
[00:38:12]  So it just sounds like the most condescending shit ever.
[00:38:15]  The effective message of what he's saying is that Americans don't strive overall for exceptionalism and they venerate mediocrity is the line that's like really stands out.
[00:38:27]  And the issue came across as like a virgin Indian seething that the football jock Chad gets all the pussy and success in life.
[00:38:36]  Sir, sir, you should have to go to engineering school, sir.
[00:38:40]  It's not right that you're making all this money at the car dealership and you're happy with your wife, sir.
[00:38:47]  No, sir.
[00:38:48]  That's the real thing that pisses me off.
[00:38:50]  Is that what he's effectively saying is that the American dream deserves to be bought by anybody who has enough money or enough like educational credentials to justify it.
[00:39:02]  And anyone who's just like normal and like if you like dig graves for a living, like you don't deserve it because you suck.
[00:39:09]  You're mediocre.
[00:39:11]  And it's just like extremely disgusting.
[00:39:14]  And it inspires hatred because his family, if you don't know, is from India, obviously.
[00:39:21]  He's a first-generation American.
[00:39:22]  He came over.
[00:39:23]  He's a literal anchor baby.
[00:39:25]  His mother came over pregnant and gave birth in the U.S. and in Ohio.
[00:39:30]  And her family inherited a literal feudal farm with serfs.
[00:39:37]  They own serfs in India, in Kerala or whatever where his family's from.
[00:39:43]  So he, yeah, no, literally.
[00:39:46]  And that land was given to her.
[00:39:48]  So you want to talk about merit?
[00:39:50]  got the farm from royalty in India because she is Brahmin and as he explains in his book Woke Inc his family is no this is There's not actually a book called Woke Inc.
[00:40:05]  That's like the most generic griff book of all time.
[00:40:08]  Well, somebody else probably ghost wrote it for him.
[00:40:11]  Let's be real.
[00:40:11]  No, there's no fucking way that anyone would write this shit.
[00:40:14]  I believe he wrote it because I actually bought a used copy and I'm going to read through it.
[00:40:19]  But the excerpts I've seen and then I've proven, like it's not a hallucination.
[00:40:22]  It's not fake.
[00:40:23]  I've proven through like Google citations and stuff.
[00:40:25]  It's part of the book.
[00:40:26]  So I'm going to read through it.
[00:40:27]  But the part that was clipped out and posted, he explains like he's Brahmin.
[00:40:33]  His thing is like a critique about wokeism and why merit is better.
[00:40:38]  And he's actually using this as a negative example.
[00:40:40]  But what he says is that his family's Indian.
[00:40:42]  His mother naturalized.
[00:40:43]  His father never did.
[00:40:44]  So he could retain his assets in India.
[00:40:45]  So they still have like millions of dollars worth of shit in India.
[00:40:48]  And he's a dual national.
[00:40:50]  So he can go back anytime that he wants to.
[00:40:51]  And he took frequent trips there.
[00:40:53]  And when he lived there, there's actually a mansion that he lived in with his family.
[00:40:57]  And since he's Brahmin and it's the highest caste, he explains that he is a part of the enlightened education class that sits even above kings and royalty and nobility.
[00:41:07]  So the reason why his family owns a feudal farm is that a feudal king granted his mother this feudal farm as a gift, as an indulgence to the Brahmin, as a tithe to them, because he is below the Brahmin class that he's a part of.
[00:41:23]  What sort of fuck shit are we dealing with here?
[00:41:26]  And this is like a serious problem here now in Canada is that they bring all of their like petty tribal and regional conflicts because we look at all of them and we're like, oh, these guys are all Indian.
[00:41:37]  They're all the same.
[00:41:38]  Yeah.
[00:41:39]  They don't fucking view it that way.
[00:41:41]  And we're having like terrorists now in Canada that are like, my Kalistani region needs to be free and all this fucking weird shit.
[00:41:50]  We're having clashes in the streets between different types of Indian that are like fighting each other in protests in parking lots and shit.
[00:41:58]  I'm just like, I don't want to have to know this shit.
[00:42:01]  I shouldn't have to know anything about the caste system.
[00:42:04]  I shouldn't have to know anything about these different regions.
[00:42:07]  But here we are.
[00:42:08]  We all have to learn about this shit now.
[00:42:10]  We can't exist in our blissful ignorance anymore.
[00:42:13]  It's tough.
[00:42:15]  It's tough.
[00:42:17]  But he went on to explain that in his house where his servants would attend, they couldn't enter through the same door as him.
[00:42:26]  So Brahmins could enter through the door, but the Dalits and the lower class that tended to him had to go through side doors.
[00:42:32]  And he even specifically says the side doors were by the cow.
[00:42:36]  So the servants had to walk past their cow because, of course, they are Indian, so they just own cows at their house.
[00:42:42]  You'd think that the low classes wouldn't be allowed near the god that is the cow.
[00:42:48]  Well, they have to take care of the cow.
[00:42:50]  The Brahmin aren't going to take care of the cow.
[00:42:52]  But the cow is God.
[00:42:54]  Isn't the cow above the Brahmin?
[00:42:56]  I think so.
[00:42:58]  These motherfuckers have a cow walk into the middle of the road and just traffic stops for an hour.
[00:43:05]  It's like, what are we going to do?
[00:43:07]  There's a cow.
[00:43:08]  What are we going to do?
[00:43:09]  So cow is a gift, I think.
[00:43:12]  Okay.
[00:43:13]  I don't know.
[00:43:14]  It might all just be ignorance, you know?
[00:43:16]  Maybe they walk around the cow in a special way to get past it.
[00:43:25]  I shared on my Twitter, I shared a story that I found.
[00:43:29]  I was bored.
[00:43:30]  My new hobby is to talk to Gemini in the car.
[00:43:32]  So I was talking to Gemini.
[00:43:34]  I was like, who do they hate the most in India?
[00:43:37]  And they told me the story of this guy called General Dyer, who was part of the British occupation of India, the early 1900s.
[00:43:45]  And they had passed a law to suppress nationalist movements.
[00:43:49]  In retaliation, the Hindus raped a gang-raped a British.
[00:43:54]  They do.
[00:43:55]  Was there an iron rod involved?
[00:43:57]  Not that I know of.
[00:43:57]  She was beaten.
[00:43:58]  Never forget that, Alex.
[00:44:00]  They're raping women with the non-foot iron rod, Josh.
[00:44:05]  Did you ever hear that rant from him?
[00:44:06]  It was fucking insane.
[00:44:08]  I'm okay.
[00:44:09]  Fuck.
[00:44:09]  Okay.
[00:44:09]  Shit.
[00:44:10]  No, I haven't.
[00:44:11]  Sorry.
[00:44:12]  Look it up.
[00:44:15]  She was a gang rape.
[00:44:18]  Gang rape.
[00:44:19]  Gang raped.

=== Churchill's Divine Thread (03:57) ===

[00:44:20]  And left broken on the side of the road with the British founder.
[00:44:24]  So the same day, General Dyer.
[00:44:27]  That's the ultimate nightmare, isn't it, for you, Josh?
[00:44:31]  Like, Indians gang rape you, and then it's the British who come to save you.
[00:44:37]  That's a bad thing.
[00:44:38]  Your savior is the British.
[00:44:40]  Go ahead.
[00:44:41]  Go ahead.
[00:44:42]  She wasn't even just like a woman.
[00:44:43]  She was a Christian missionary and she was a doctor.
[00:44:47]  So they like raped the doctor that was trying to help the poor in suffering of India.
[00:44:53]  And then, so when the British founder, the general ordered a massacre, basically, he surrounded like a public park market and just ordered open fire until they ran out of ammunition.
[00:45:06]  And according to their official estimates, 397 died, but the Indian Library of Congress says that over a thousand died in the massacre.
[00:45:15]  And at the time, contemporaneously, the governor of India even sent him a telegram saying you did the right thing and that you've suppressed the nationalist movement.
[00:45:23]  But then because of like the backlash from like liberals at the time and in the UK, Churchill had to like, Churchill was like the secretary of state at the time, like denounce him and stuff.
[00:45:32]  But to this day, he's the most reviled man in Indian history, not just because of that, but because after the massacre, he put soldiers where they found her body and made a rule that if you wanted to, if you were a Hindu and you wanted to walk past this part of the road, you had to crawl on your hands and knees for 200 yards.
[00:45:51]  You couldn't walk.
[00:45:52]  And he said the reason why is he had observed that they pray to their gods on their hands and knees like that.
[00:45:58]  And he wanted to make it clear that a British woman was to be venerated as highly as any Hindu god, which put seethe in them that is so fiery hot that 100 years later they still seethe about it.
[00:46:09]  So maybe, perhaps I'm saying that they do have to walk on hands and knees around the cows to the door before they can walk into it.
[00:46:18]  I think that it adds up, to be honest.
[00:46:21]  I think that makes sense.
[00:46:23]  Okay.
[00:46:24]  So Vivek has all these slave people in his house.
[00:46:28]  Well, he explains that they're not slaves like in the American sense.
[00:46:32]  They recognize that they are Dalit and therefore they owe service and obligation to the people around them.
[00:46:37]  So there's no hard feelings because they're Dalits.
[00:46:41]  Right.
[00:46:42]  There's no hard feelings when black people pick cotton either.
[00:46:45]  That was their no, no, no, no.
[00:46:47]  That's white men being evil.
[00:46:49]  The Dalits understand that that's just the way of the world.
[00:46:52]  Okay.
[00:46:52]  That's how that's how he explains.
[00:46:55]  And then he goes on to say that one other thing that was really hilarious to me is that he wears a magic thread under his clothes because Brahmin are supposed to wear this thing that's like a magic.
[00:47:07]  The magic thread.
[00:47:09]  It's called a divine thread is what it literally translates to.
[00:47:12]  And they have to wear it.
[00:47:13]  No, it's like divine thread.
[00:47:15]  It's like Mormon.
[00:47:16]  It's like the Mormon.
[00:47:17]  Yes, exactly.
[00:47:19]  Okay.
[00:47:20]  He wears the divine thread and he wears it because there's a special purpose to this thread.
[00:47:25]  They actually, depending on the region, they actually will bless cars and stuff with divine thread too.
[00:47:30]  But he wears it because he's Brahmin and he wears it for a special reason.
[00:47:33]  Back in the day when they went to bathhouses to clean.
[00:47:35]  What are we doing?
[00:47:37]  The magic divine thread would indicate, even when he was nude, that he is a higher caste than everybody else around them.
[00:47:43]  So the purpose of the thread was to, even when completely naked, to indicate that he's better than everyone around him.
[00:47:50]  You'd think that you could tell just by looking at them if they're so racially superior.
[00:47:56]  It's a caste, not a race.
[00:47:59]  What?
[00:48:00]  How does this?
[00:48:01]  Because my understanding of it is it's like a racial system where there's like the descendants.
[00:48:07]  I think that in practice, it's not strictly race, but I think practically over time, it has become a thing where like the fairer skinned people are like the upper echelon for whatever reason.

=== Poo Festival Lore (06:10) ===

[00:48:18]  It's funny how that works.
[00:48:20]  Yes.
[00:48:20]  It seems like it's always the lighter skin, like the lighter skinned blacks were the house slaves.
[00:48:25]  The darker ones were in the field.
[00:48:28]  Well, people it was like a sign that the fair skinned ladies were the ones that spent their time inside.
[00:48:34]  Because they weren't out in the fields and stuff like that.
[00:48:37]  I guess that's just human nature to prefer fairer skin.
[00:48:41]  I'm doing well then.
[00:48:43]  I think we're both pretty fucking sick.
[00:48:46]  I haven't seen the sun in fucking months.
[00:48:49]  You know, so it's good.
[00:48:51]  It's high status to stay inside on the computer all day.
[00:48:55]  We're winning.
[00:48:55]  Okay.
[00:48:56]  There's one more super special, funny thing about this.
[00:49:00]  It's like one page of his book that's just so full of funny shit.
[00:49:02]  But the real punchline is the magic divine thread is called a poonal.
[00:49:08]  Fuck off.
[00:49:09]  P-O-O-N-A.
[00:49:11]  It's not a poonal sir.
[00:49:13]  It's my superior poonal thread.
[00:49:16]  Bow to the poonal.
[00:49:18]  It's like a urinal, but it's a poonal.
[00:49:21]  These fucking sick freaks poo in a urinal, Josh.
[00:49:25]  What's going on?
[00:49:26]  I literally shot in the street.
[00:49:29]  I'm very, very, very convinced that the word poo in one of their dialects means divine because there's even something.
[00:49:40]  I'm pretty sure.
[00:49:42]  Trying to tell me, ola shitola, ola shitola.
[00:49:46]  Is this really like there's like a giant, like remember the poo festival?
[00:49:49]  Did you see this shit?
[00:49:51]  Of course I saw the poo festival.
[00:49:53]  You were all over it.
[00:49:54]  You were day one.
[00:49:56]  It was appointment viewing for Josh.
[00:49:58]  He's like, someone came over to my house.
[00:50:03]  Put together the cheese board, invite my friend in order to watch the poo festival.
[00:50:09]  It was an urgent situation.
[00:50:10]  Someone came over to my house and tapped me on the shoulder.
[00:50:12]  I was like, the poo festival videos on YouTube.
[00:50:14]  You have to watch it.
[00:50:19]  Dude, that's it's like the tomato shit in Spain, but with poo.
[00:50:25]  That's like culture, though.
[00:50:26]  That's like, like, cool.
[00:50:28]  I know.
[00:50:28]  That's cinematic.
[00:50:29]  It's keynote.
[00:50:31]  Well, it was cinematic, the poo festival.
[00:50:33]  It was tracked in like 4K.
[00:50:37]  It was quite impressive.
[00:50:38]  I couldn't believe it was real.
[00:50:41]  Hey, you just got to wonder.
[00:50:42]  It's like, what is what are our countries going to be like in 20 years?
[00:50:46]  Will it, is it going to be like the Pooh Festival in Indianapolis?
[00:50:51]  Fuck Dayton, Ohio Pooh Throwing Festival.
[00:50:55]  Like, if you guys elect the VAC, I'm telling you, you guys in Ohio are fucked.
[00:50:59]  You're going to be doing poo throwing festivals in Columbus, Dayton.
[00:51:03]  Fuck Cuyahoga County is going to be browner than it is now.
[00:51:07]  Shit.
[00:51:09]  That's just his background, by the way.
[00:51:12]  That's him in India.
[00:51:13]  Like, that's how he was treated.
[00:51:14]  He came over to the United States.
[00:51:16]  And you know where he went to?
[00:51:17]  You want to guess where he went to high school?
[00:51:18]  Just like as a general guess of what kind of high school he went to?
[00:51:22]  A private school?
[00:51:23]  Of course.
[00:51:24]  Do you know what kind of private school?
[00:51:27]  A Hindu private school?
[00:51:28]  A Catholic private school.
[00:51:30]  He went to St. Xavier's in Cincinnati and as a Hindu person, attended and never converted or deconverted.
[00:51:36]  He remains staunchly.
[00:51:37]  The thing is, this is all a papal psyop and the dirty Catholic papist.
[00:51:42]  Well, St. Xavier is even Jesuit explicitly.
[00:51:46]  I knew it.
[00:51:46]  I knew it was the goddamn Jesuits every fucking time.
[00:51:50]  Talk about the JQ.
[00:51:52]  They're doing the wrong J.
[00:51:54]  It's the Jesuit question, buddy.
[00:51:56]  We need, this is what I've been paid by Gabe to do.
[00:51:58]  We need to stop talking about Jews and start talking about Jesuits, damn it.
[00:52:03]  And the Irish.
[00:52:04]  They're running everything, buddy.
[00:52:06]  We got to do something.
[00:52:08]  These damn Irish Catholics, dude.
[00:52:10]  They run all the banks.
[00:52:11]  It's true.
[00:52:13]  They didn't manage to convert him.
[00:52:15]  So instead, I've always theorized that he felt very alienated at his high school surrounded by like because the as a he was shoved in a locker by a fucking Jesuit chat.
[00:52:28]  That's what fucking happened.
[00:52:30]  This based Catholic fucking chat.
[00:52:33]  He's plowing all these loose Catholic bitches left and right.
[00:52:37]  I should have the Catholic bitches, sir.
[00:52:40]  Where I come from, I have servants and slaves.
[00:52:43]  You're nothing but a dirt beneath my shoes, Catholic.
[00:52:46]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:52:48]  Get in the locker, bitch.
[00:52:50]  I'm on the fucking football.
[00:52:52]  Is that what happened?
[00:52:52]  It's the villain origin story.
[00:52:54]  That's my theory.
[00:52:55]  Because St. Xavier's, as a, like a non-profit, they also had a pretty like merit-based way of getting in.
[00:53:02]  So if you were like a poor person, but you had great academic records, they would let you in to St. Xavier's at a reduced cost.
[00:53:08]  So they had people that were just like country bumpkins that were high IQ and doing well academically as part of their program.
[00:53:15]  So, you know, chances are he was surrounded by like a proper vertical slice of Ohio culture and was just exposed to all these people that he snubbed his nose down because that was the thing.
[00:53:26]  I've spoken to someone who went to his high school.
[00:53:27]  I've got the high school bully lore.
[00:53:29]  And stop.
[00:53:31]  No, for real.
[00:53:32]  People come out of the woodwork to talk to me about how much they hate.
[00:53:35]  No.
[00:53:35]  No high school bully lore.
[00:53:37]  Okay.
[00:53:38]  I know a guy that went to school with him and he said that he thought his shit did not stink.
[00:53:43]  And what was very frustrating is that he's genuinely an intelligent person.
[00:53:47]  He's very high IQ.
[00:53:48]  He has a lot of processor powers, how he described it.
[00:53:50]  But he is socially awkward and just doesn't know how to communicate with people well.
[00:53:57]  But he's also extremely arrogant and hard to get along with because he knows he's smart.
[00:54:01]  So he treats everyone like shit.
[00:54:03]  And everyone tell all the teachers, of course, like, wow, you're so smart.
[00:54:07]  You can be anything you want.
[00:54:08]  So he just constantly had his ego inflated and it just became insufferable.
[00:54:14]  And then after he went to high school, as a true middle American, merit-based, you know, salt of the earth, just like you and I, he went to Harvard to get a biology for your diploma.
[00:54:25]  And then he went to Yale to get his JD and become a lawyer.

=== Densmore's Dominance Over Trump (05:55) ===

[00:54:28]  Look, pick one or the other.
[00:54:31]  You can't do both Harvard and Yale.
[00:54:35]  This is fucked by you.
[00:54:37]  Two Ivory League degrees.
[00:54:39]  And he's trying to tell people that he's like anybody else from Cincinnati.
[00:54:42]  Just like us.
[00:54:43]  He rose from nothing.
[00:54:45]  This is the American dream, buddy.
[00:54:47]  Man, he's faced.
[00:54:50]  Came from nothing.
[00:54:51]  Came from a small little hereditary plantation in India.
[00:54:56]  Born in Cincinnati in the slums, the ghetto, the Indian ghetto.
[00:55:01]  Went to a private school, got two ivory degrees.
[00:55:04]  I guarantee you the reason why he's so successful is that he met a bunch of people at these two different universities, you know?
[00:55:09]  Well, yeah.
[00:55:10]  And then he met, I think, I want to say he met JD Vance in Yale and probably through Usha, if I had to guess.
[00:55:18]  So if you wonder my theory that why Trump keeps endorsing him is that he's friends with JD and JD is never going to like disavow him for because of that.
[00:55:26]  So we're just stuck dealing with Trump endorsing him.
[00:55:30]  Cause and like people in Ohio, they love Trump.
[00:55:33]  Trump won there, I think, plus 11.
[00:55:35]  So it's like if Trump says to vote for Vivek, you're fighting uphill to get them to not.
[00:55:40]  Well, it's turned from, I remember watching the elections growing up.
[00:55:44]  It was a big toss-up state.
[00:55:45]  You know, a lot of the times in 2004, it decided the election and it could go one way or the other.
[00:55:51]  And I think it went for Obama both times, didn't it?
[00:55:54]  Yes.
[00:55:55]  And then in 2016, massive red wave and it's never been competitive since.
[00:56:02]  Same thing with Florida.
[00:56:03]  These were two states that were toss-up states are now Ruby Red States.
[00:56:07]  I remember during the election, when we streamed it together, I remember the moment where I was looking at the map of Florida because Florida has two time zones and the East comes in before the West an hour before.
[00:56:17]  And usually the way that it goes is that the East is kind of blue because you got Miami-Dade there.
[00:56:21]  And usually it's like, it's like, usually like 48% for Republicans.
[00:56:26]  And then you're wondering, is the panhandle going to be red enough to flip Florida to over Trump?
[00:56:31]  And I remember looking at it with you, I'm like, the East is like plus five Trump.
[00:56:35]  That shouldn't happen.
[00:56:37]  That should not happen.
[00:56:39]  I think it was almost every county was carried by the, was it every county?
[00:56:43]  He won every county in Florida besides like Miami.
[00:56:46]  Yeah.
[00:56:46]  Yeah.
[00:56:46]  I think it was only Miami-Dade that might have stayed blue.
[00:56:50]  It was a total like domination, like unbelievable.
[00:56:55]  And so I really think that, you know, whoever has the Trump endorsement, they're kind of bulletproof in these in these states within the GOP primaries at least.
[00:57:06]  But Vivek is such a fumbler, as we're going to see.
[00:57:10]  And I think part of why, you know, I really don't know if Trump is going to stick with this guy, because one of the biggest champions of Vivek was Elon.
[00:57:19]  And it was really Elon signal boosting Vivek and talking about we need to root this disease out of the party of nativism, root and stem, remember, that really turned that into such a big controversy.
[00:57:32]  And now Elon's persona non grata in the White House, a lot has changed in a year, hasn't it?
[00:57:39]  Like now he's saying that Trump was diddling fucking in the Epstein files and fucking shit.
[00:57:47]  Did they, though?
[00:57:49]  That's what they said.
[00:57:51]  Well, I haven't seen him around.
[00:57:52]  Remember, Elon used to give these rambling, like 30, 40 minute, it felt like 40 minute speeches where Trump was just like trying not to go to fucking sleep.
[00:58:03]  It was like the cringiest shit in the fucking world, man.
[00:58:07]  I don't know.
[00:58:08]  But I feel like Trump is really good at reading a room and seeing which way the wind blows.
[00:58:14]  And the wind is blowing against Vivek, isn't it?
[00:58:18]  At this point, it feels like he is losing head to head against Amy Acton in early polls to the point where he's having to ask his, like, put out newsletters, like, hey, the poll just came back and said that Acton is winning, which should be impossible because not only is she Democrat, she was the health secretary of Ohio during COVID to the point where people were like walking around her house in public with weapons like strapped around their back,
[00:58:46]  just like walking up and down the sidewalk in front of her house to like intimidate her without doing any kind of criminal activity that they could pitch him on, which kind of ended COVID lockdowns in Ohio.
[00:58:56]  So she's that unpopular.
[00:58:58]  And it's like, you can't get people to vote for Vivek because he's just so unlikable.
[00:59:03]  And so I did a thing.
[00:59:06]  I talked about my podcast where I went, I set up a site just called new.gop with the explicit intention.
[00:59:14]  Cause I sat down, I thought, how the fuck did this guy get the nomination?
[00:59:17]  Or sorry, the endorsement a year, a full year before the primary was supposed to happen.
[00:59:21]  They endorsed him officially in May 2025, which is a year before the 2026 primary for the GOP in Ohio.
[00:59:29]  Like, how did this happen?
[00:59:30]  And the answer is: there's a guy called Alex Triantafilu, who is a Greek first-generation immigrant.
[00:59:37]  And he is buddy-buddy with Vivek because Vivek met him when Vivek was 17.
[00:59:42]  And supposedly, they stayed in touch or something.
[00:59:45]  So Alex is a big fat asshole that is really well known in Ohio's GOP.
[00:59:52]  Well, I like the sounds of that.
[00:59:54]  They call him Fat Alex.
[00:59:56]  Oh, okay.
[00:59:56]  Yeah, I can get on board with that.
[00:59:59]  And he is a partner in counsel, which is a weird title because usually you're either a partner, which means that you own part of the law firm, or you're in council, which means that you work with the law firm.
[01:00:10]  Partner in council kind of implies that he owns it in part, but also doesn't really work there day to day.
[01:00:16]  And they even advertise on his portfolio resume page on Densmore that he has excellent GOP connections in Ohio.

=== Fat Alex And The Packages (03:27) ===

[01:00:24]  So his entire part there is to get money flowing to Densmore.
[01:00:29]  And people reach out to me in Kentucky because I talked about Densmore in my podcast.
[01:00:33]  And they said that Densmore represents Amazon and they're bulldozing neighborhoods to put Amazon warehouses as close as 50 feet to residentials that are already built there in Shepardsville, Kentucky.
[01:00:45]  And the packages will come fast.
[01:00:47]  Well, the packages will come fast, and so will the Somalis.
[01:00:50]  There's a bunch of Somalis who live there now with blue Amazon vests.
[01:00:53]  You know, they work for Amazon.
[01:00:54]  And there are so many Somalis there are actually pictures of the Amazon.
[01:00:57]  He's got to ship the fucking Amazon packages.
[01:01:03]  They won't do it, buddy.
[01:01:04]  They worked in fucking coal mines and shit, but I guess the Amazon Fulfillment Center, it's just too lowly.
[01:01:10]  Too complicated for them.
[01:01:12]  So there's actually signs that people have taken pictures of written in Somali.
[01:01:16]  They're like, watch your step because the people there are so fresh from Somalia working in those Amazon warehouses they're building.
[01:01:23]  And okay, I gotta ask, whose fucking idea was it to bring in Somalians?
[01:01:28]  You know, who's who did this?
[01:01:31]  The issue is that the American economy relies on 2% inflation and continuous growth.
[01:01:39]  Otherwise, the boomers 401k goes down.
[01:01:41]  And when that happens, the country is set on fire.
[01:01:44]  So they will do literally anything to do this.
[01:01:46]  And they accomplish this by importing foreign labor and then depressing wages.
[01:01:50]  So that no, I get that, but why Somalians?
[01:01:55]  Like, couldn't we get anybody else?
[01:01:57]  Like, the Somalians have contributed literally nothing.
[01:02:01]  Do they have even one invention, one cultural achievement?
[01:02:05]  Can you name a Somalian celebrity?
[01:02:08]  Dude, if you ever talk to somebody and they're like, oh, dude, African food is so good.
[01:02:13]  I went to this Ethiopian restaurant and I ate this curry slot.
[01:02:17]  Bastard?
[01:02:17]  Do you see this poor bastard politician that was made to eat the super acquired tickets?
[01:02:23]  That's the mayor of Minneapolis.
[01:02:25]  He tried to do a photo op eating Somali food and he's like viscerally, like, or visibly grimaced.
[01:02:30]  He has yum, yum.
[01:02:32]  But he's like, fucking.
[01:02:35]  The best part.
[01:02:36]  They know it tastes like shit.
[01:02:38]  And they're laughing at him.
[01:02:39]  You know, the best part is that as he's like, he's like using his spoon to like push food around, but literally never like scoops it up and puts it back down.
[01:02:46]  Like he never takes a second bite.
[01:02:48]  It's like a child.
[01:02:50]  Yeah.
[01:02:50]  Yeah.
[01:02:52]  Vegetables, pushing it, trying to hide it.
[01:02:54]  Oh, I really like shifting it around to make it look like they ate some.
[01:02:58]  Yeah.
[01:02:59]  What a disaster.
[01:03:00]  What a humiliation.
[01:03:01]  I don't know where that Somalian shit came from.
[01:03:03]  Like, fuck, bring in the Chinese.
[01:03:06]  Bring in the Mexicans.
[01:03:08]  Fuck.
[01:03:08]  Bring even in the Indians.
[01:03:09]  Fuck.
[01:03:10]  Like, there's no need for these fucks.
[01:03:13]  Why?
[01:03:14]  Like, shit.
[01:03:16]  At least fucking Indians have curry.
[01:03:18]  It tastes good.
[01:03:20]  Chinese people invented gunpowder and fucking paper money and all sorts of fucking cool shit.
[01:03:27]  You know, Somalians have nothing.
[01:03:29]  We're like, yeah, bring in these people who the one thing they're known for is being pirates in the 2020s.
[01:03:36]  Shit.
[01:03:37]  Okay.
[01:03:38]  Great.
[01:03:40]  But there is, I mean, that's like Somali food.
[01:03:42]  But the other thing that's like a meme with like retards. is Ethiopian food.
[01:03:46]  And if you don't know, their food is like just big deal in Toronto.
[01:03:50]  That's fucking gross.

=== French People Meme (04:12) ===

[01:03:51]  I've seen it.
[01:03:52]  I've never had it.
[01:03:53]  It's like this slop on the plate that you have to eat with your hands by using like this, this fermented dough that you use as like a little catcher mitt to make like little pinches of food.
[01:04:04]  And it's just like, it's like the most unappetizing looking slap I've ever fucking seen, but people pretend it's like the best shit ever.
[01:04:11]  Well, maybe it is.
[01:04:13]  How do you know?
[01:04:14]  I'll take you, buddy, in Toronto to the spicy Ethiopian, buddy.
[01:04:20]  This is five-star gourmet.
[01:04:22]  All of the elite in Toronto, they line up for this shit.
[01:04:26]  It's a big deal.
[01:04:27]  We have every.
[01:04:28]  Are you joking?
[01:04:29]  No, we have the spicy Ethiopian, buddy.
[01:04:34]  Oh, my God.
[01:04:36]  Oh, buddy.
[01:04:37]  Okay, let's see.
[01:04:38]  Oh, buddy.
[01:04:40]  It's got 472 five-star reviews, Josh.
[01:04:44]  It only has one review on TripAdvisor.
[01:04:47]  What is this?
[01:04:49]  It's a scam.
[01:04:54]  There's so many.
[01:04:55]  Yeah, there's so many of these fucking people.
[01:04:57]  Oh, God, it's like a Trinity and cool.
[01:05:00]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:05:01]  It's like a phony, like, like super high, like, where they do, like, the plating all fancy.
[01:05:08]  Yeah.
[01:05:08]  Yeah.
[01:05:09]  Okay.
[01:05:10]  I'll get you a table.
[01:05:11]  I have the connections.
[01:05:13]  I want to, I want to put this on the screen.
[01:05:16]  I was just, I fucking begged him to come to Toronto just to show him.
[01:05:20]  He has no clue.
[01:05:22]  It's fucked here.
[01:05:24]  It's crime, bro.
[01:05:26]  Do you know that every public school has a pride flag?
[01:05:31]  And most of them have a trans flag flying as well at every public school.
[01:05:36]  Like the kids, they're like five to 13.
[01:05:39]  It's crazy, dude.
[01:05:41]  What's wrong with Canada?
[01:05:43]  Oh, well, it all started at the Battle of the Plains of Abraham when we decided to let French people keep their rights.
[01:05:51]  From that moment on, I thought Quebec was like the most conservative area.
[01:05:57]  Well, for them, they are, but not for everyone else.
[01:06:01]  You see, they only care about them.
[01:06:03]  But they have a weird mentality where they believe that as long as you speak French, doesn't matter what color you are, what religion you are, you're just as French as them.
[01:06:14]  But if you speak English, you're the N, you know, and you're the lowest of the low and you deserve nothing but scorn and humiliation and death.
[01:06:22]  That's what they believe.
[01:06:24]  And so Canada was founded on the idea of being bicultural and we're going to have respect for the, and that was once that foot was in the door, it was a slippery slope from there.
[01:06:36]  Then suddenly everybody's Canadian or whatever.
[01:06:40]  Well, in human nature, if you're a bi and you're female, you're just straight, but one attention.
[01:06:48]  And if you're male and bisexual, you're just gay and pretending.
[01:06:52]  Well, that's what French people are: gay and pretending like they matter.
[01:06:56]  But somehow people listen to that.
[01:06:58]  So anyway.
[01:07:01]  Okay.
[01:07:02]  That's where was I off to?
[01:07:05]  The Ethiopian restaurant diversion.
[01:07:08]  This show is really not going how we planned.
[01:07:10]  Is it?
[01:07:11]  That's okay.
[01:07:12]  You know, people are still listening to this crap.
[01:07:17]  People, people, people just want the content.
[01:07:20]  Okay, they want to, they want to.
[01:07:21]  Listen, you may.
[01:07:23]  This is like the meme with people who listen to my thing: it's Friday and they're working and they just want some to listen to that might be funny to get through the workday.
[01:07:34]  That's the real secret.
[01:07:35]  I don't know why I'm aiming to make background noise slop basically because nobody really cares.
[01:07:43]  Kind of.
[01:07:44]  I mean, that's basically everything I listen to.
[01:07:46]  Like, Red Letter Media feels like that kind of thing where it's like you listen to them talk about VHS tapes.
[01:07:51]  And it's like, okay, but it's funny.
[01:07:52]  It's comfy.
[01:07:53]  It's comfy.
[01:07:54]  I hope it's comfy, cozy.
[01:07:57]  I'm trying not to scream as much and ring bells.
[01:08:01]  You have to, yeah, exactly.
[01:08:02]  You have to keep it mellow.

=== Squirrel Statues and Offense (08:44) ===

[01:08:03]  Like, whoa, buddy.
[01:08:05]  Whoa, buddy.
[01:08:06]  Whoa, buddy.
[01:08:06]  You listen to the sultry tones of whoa, buddy.
[01:08:11]  Whoa, buddy, Acemor.
[01:08:12]  Whoa, buddy.
[01:08:14]  Whoa, buddy.
[01:08:16]  Hopefully, it doesn't ruin the vibe on the uh on the mainstream.
[01:08:19]  You get it up and you're like, whoa, buddy.
[01:08:21]  And you're like, what the fuck?
[01:08:22]  I'm not giving a 50-pack on this.
[01:08:26]  We need big support, guys.
[01:08:29]  Josh is struggling out here.
[01:08:31]  Fuck, having to live with Indians and shit.
[01:08:34]  It's tough.
[01:08:35]  Life is sucked.
[01:08:36]  I'll tell you.
[01:08:37]  I have one really positive Indian anecdote because people go, oh, you're so against them.
[01:08:42]  I go to this subway.
[01:08:44]  There's this one Indian guy there, and he remembers me.
[01:08:48]  And he remembers my order.
[01:08:50]  He remembers everything.
[01:08:52]  And he puts it together every time.
[01:08:54]  So good.
[01:08:55]  And I'm like, wow, you're the best, bro.
[01:08:59]  And it's like, you know, there are good ones.
[01:09:01]  They are out there.
[01:09:02]  He's like the exceptional Indian guy.
[01:09:05]  He remembers every subway order.
[01:09:07]  He knows me by name.
[01:09:09]  There's on an individual level, there are always good people in every group.
[01:09:16]  The issue is that that guy then goes home with his subway money and donates a percentage of it to a Hindu temple that then builds a giant monkey man statue that shoots out flame from his eyes directly across the street from where you live.
[01:09:27]  You know what I mean?
[01:09:28]  It's like that's the issue.
[01:09:29]  Sounds like a paranoid, schizophrenic right-wing fantasy, buddy.
[01:09:33]  Do you want me to do you want me?
[01:09:34]  Is that my cue to like bring up the giant monkey man statue in Texas?
[01:09:38]  Is there a giant monkey man statue that shoots fire?
[01:09:42]  Are you full of you don't know about the monkey man statue?
[01:09:44]  No, I don't know.
[01:09:45]  Like, I thought she was just a schizophrenic.
[01:09:48]  Full of shit.
[01:09:49]  You know about the fucking monkey.
[01:09:50]  There's no way you don't know about the monkey.
[01:09:52]  What sort of shit are we talking?
[01:09:53]  This is like you didn't even know what Hamilton was.
[01:09:57]  You uncultured Philistine.
[01:09:59]  What everybody knows.
[01:10:00]  Everyone knows about the American monkey statue.
[01:10:04]  Erected in Texas.
[01:10:07]  What the fuck?
[01:10:08]  How is it?
[01:10:08]  Literally, how is it possible?
[01:10:10]  Oh, buddy.
[01:10:12]  I don't know, man.
[01:10:14]  I guess I'm sleeping.
[01:10:16]  I've never noticed the squirrel at the bottom.
[01:10:19]  See the squirrel?
[01:10:20]  Oh, why is there a little squirrel there?
[01:10:22]  I don't know.
[01:10:23]  What's the significance of the squirrel?
[01:10:25]  I had no idea that they venerated squirrels.
[01:10:28]  That squirrel was like the size of like five adults standing on top of it.
[01:10:31]  And you know what?
[01:10:32]  You're kind of starting to sell me on these Indians coming.
[01:10:35]  If they're going to build cool shit like this, not like fucking 30-foot-tall golden squirrel god, buddy.
[01:10:43]  I'll tell you, the most offensive thing is that the largest Hindu temple, I think, in the world is in New Jersey.
[01:10:52]  What were they thinking?
[01:10:53]  This is what's strange to me: they just go to these shitholes like fucking Canada.
[01:10:58]  It's frozen, fucking New Jersey.
[01:11:00]  It's gross.
[01:11:01]  Like the massive, majestic Hindu temple.
[01:11:05]  Holy shit.
[01:11:06]  We do have shit like this in Toronto.
[01:11:08]  Like, they do build stuff like this.
[01:11:10]  The Buddhists also build stuff like this, dude.
[01:11:12]  What's so fucking offensive about this to me is that that's built with marble.
[01:11:16]  Like how DC is built in this neo-gree.
[01:11:20]  My question, yeah, I know.
[01:11:21]  DC is like, you motherfuckers really think you are Rome.
[01:11:25]  I was just at the Library of Congress.
[01:11:28]  It was one of the most mind-blowing buildings I've ever been in.
[01:11:32]  God damn it.
[01:11:33]  Every time I've been to DC, it was one fucking Monday and it's closed on Monday.
[01:11:37]  I'm going to go see that fucking library.
[01:11:38]  Mark my fucking words.
[01:11:40]  It's fucking amazing.
[01:11:42]  I've never been to like Europe, like the Vatican, but I imagine or the Parthenon.
[01:11:47]  I imagine it's something like this.
[01:11:49]  And this might even be grander than that.
[01:11:51]  Like you almost feel like clouds are going to form and start raining down from above.
[01:11:56]  Like I remember reading about, you remember like Hitler had the plan to build the giant fucking dome that was so big.
[01:12:02]  That's what I felt like I was fucking standing in.
[01:12:05]  It was fucking crazy, dude.
[01:12:07]  But yeah, why can't we build shit like this anymore?
[01:12:10]  Like, why do Indians have to come and build shit like this?
[01:12:13]  What's going on?
[01:12:14]  It's an issue with civic participation.
[01:12:17]  They did a study probably about 20 plus years ago where they looked at how people engage with their society around them, their immediate local civilization.
[01:12:28]  And they discovered that as the amount of diversity increases, people don't engage their civics as much as they used to.
[01:12:37]  They don't vote as often.
[01:12:38]  And they also found it very perplexing that not only do white people not engage in civics as much, black people don't either.
[01:12:45]  The more black a society is, the more likely they are to engage in clubs and nonprofits and church and stuff.
[01:12:51]  But the more mixed that it is, the less that everybody participates in anything.
[01:12:54]  So they discovered that mixed societies, and the cope of the guy that conducted this, the sociologist, was that this is a temporary thing and it's like a smoothing over transitioning period.
[01:13:05]  And then once it irons out to multicultural communist paradise, everything's fine.
[01:13:10]  And it might take a couple decades.
[01:13:11]  That's how they can, that's how they concluded.
[01:13:13]  We just deserve to lose and go extinct.
[01:13:15]  And then the Indians will build these wonders.
[01:13:18]  It does feel like that sometimes, but then you realize how fucking brown and gross they are.
[01:13:22]  The real issue is that, like, when you see how they run their societies and how much they hate white people, it's like you might as well just pull your brains out.
[01:13:31]  What's your hot new meme that's like the jizra or what?
[01:13:36]  What is it?
[01:13:36]  The fucking their social system.
[01:13:40]  I know the jizra is like the Islamic submission tax, right?
[01:13:43]  What's the hot new meme you've got?
[01:13:45]  Oh, is that is that what you're talking about?
[01:13:49]  Jizra is a is this is actually really smart from the Muslims.
[01:13:53]  Um, that in society, we learned that in the U.S. in particular, we learned that if we just tax things that we don't like, people do what we want them to do, anyways.
[01:14:03]  So you can just pretend that it's just a tax and people still have freedom of choice, and then they'll just do whatever saves them money over time.
[01:14:09]  Uh, Muslims learned this like a thousand fifteen hundred years ago, and they just put a tax on all the people.
[01:14:15]  Like, okay, well, you're free, totally free to be non-Muslim, but you owe us 15%.
[01:14:19]  You want to be a Christ fag?
[01:14:21]  It's going to cost you 15%.
[01:14:24]  So you have the freedom.
[01:14:25]  We're not going to encroach on your society or whatever.
[01:14:27]  And then I was like, fuck, I don't like taxes.
[01:14:29]  I guess I'm going to convert to Islam.
[01:14:35]  You get on your magic carpet.
[01:14:37]  You go for a fucking ride at the wudu.
[01:14:39]  You wash yourself.
[01:14:41]  Well, it is what it is.
[01:14:43]  And in Indian culture, they got isat, which is like face.
[01:14:48]  Apparently, face is already a meme with the Chinese.
[01:14:52]  But it's like a thousand times worse than that, where it's just like everything they do is conditioned to play this invisible game of like sucking ass or getting your ass sucked.
[01:15:01]  And that's like the only, that's like the number one thing that they're concerned with is this like game.
[01:15:06]  And I think that's part of why Vivek is like so in Kiwi.
[01:15:11]  The way you've described it is like office politics in the United States is all about sucking ass.
[01:15:17]  It's actually far more insidious.
[01:15:20]  This is aught system, which Kiwi Farms discovered.
[01:15:23]  They're like the discoverers of this bold new social strata.
[01:15:28]  It's true.
[01:15:32]  A guy laid this out in a post.
[01:15:34]  It was this incredible effort post that I was like mind blown.
[01:15:38]  I was like, whoa.
[01:15:40]  No wonder everything's so fucked.
[01:15:42]  I wonder how many views that thing has.
[01:15:44]  Let's go find it real quick.
[01:15:45]  I bet you it's like, I think it's over 5 million.
[01:15:51]  Dangerously close, my friend.
[01:15:53]  Dangerously close.
[01:15:55]  To the point where the Hindustan Times now follows me and like writes articles about my tweets now.
[01:16:02]  Wait, hold on.
[01:16:03]  Hold on.
[01:16:04]  I didn't know that.
[01:16:05]  I didn't sign up for this.
[01:16:07]  The Hindustan Times is going to write a hit piece on me.
[01:16:11]  It might.
[01:16:13]  You fucking.
[01:16:14]  Oh, I posted.
[01:16:15]  I posted that article, the page from his book that I showed you.
[01:16:19]  And the Times of India actually, I'll just, I don't know if I show if you've seen this, but I'll show it to you.
[01:16:24]  It's a the Hindustan, India, the Times of India wrote an article, and it directly included my tweet and said, like, it portrays Ramaswamy as an extremely proud castus, thus leading to comments such as talking about discrimination with zero knowledge.
[01:16:40]  And Vivek is quite literally the worst type of human.
[01:16:43]  And it was very offended that I had portrayed an Indian man in such poor poor quality.

=== Supreme Court Drama (11:10) ===

[01:16:48]  I know what they say.
[01:16:49]  When you get the most flack, you're right over the target, right?
[01:16:52]  So I think you hit a sensitive spot.
[01:16:56]  That's correct.
[01:16:57]  And they're insecure about it and seething, but they're insecure about everything.
[01:17:01]  They seethe about everything.
[01:17:03]  It's like 6 million people, by the way.
[01:17:07]  You just had to do it, didn't you?
[01:17:09]  Don't you know that number is under trademark, buddy?
[01:17:15]  You're going to have to take that up with Massad, Josh.
[01:17:18]  I don't know what to tell you.
[01:17:19]  Gabe's coming.
[01:17:21]  So, yeah, the idea is that people in India, you have to always go along with what they say if you're beneath them in the pecking order.
[01:17:33]  Yeah.
[01:17:33]  It's not like they're strictly typed, oh, you're Brahmin, so you're always right.
[01:17:37]  It's just sort of like, you are sar Elon Musk.
[01:17:40]  You are very wealthy and respected.
[01:17:42]  Therefore, you are always right, sorry.
[01:17:43]  And your ideas are always the best, which is why they love these billionaires like Trump and Elon.
[01:17:49]  They love these guys.
[01:17:50]  Because it was actually even a quote from Richard Nixon.
[01:17:53]  There's a very famous quote where Richard Nixon says something like, the Indians are so sexless and disgusting.
[01:18:00]  They're queer.
[01:18:03]  In the full quote, he's actually talking to that evil motherfucker that everyone hates and hopes to burn Kissinger.
[01:18:11]  And Kissinger says something like, well, they've always been very good at sucking ass.
[01:18:15]  That's how they've managed to stay.
[01:18:17]  Like, that's what he says.
[01:18:18]  Like, that's how they manage this.
[01:18:20]  I really love the Nixon administration because all those cars, they're so fucking unhinged.
[01:18:24]  All these tapes and shit.
[01:18:26]  It's like crazy, dude.
[01:18:28]  It really is.
[01:18:29]  He was the best president that we've had since JFK.
[01:18:32]  I think he was the last.
[01:18:34]  I always debate whether Nixon or JFK was the last real president.
[01:18:38]  But of course, you know, it's controversial in, I think, your circle because Nixon eliminated the gold standard, right?
[01:18:43]  So.
[01:18:44]  Yes, Nixon was the residing president when Bretton Woods officially ended.
[01:18:47]  But the problem is that the gold standard had already been destroyed long before Bretton Woods officially ended.
[01:18:52]  He developed it.
[01:18:53]  Yeah.
[01:18:56]  But Kissinger said something to the effect of the whole reason why India as a culture has been able to exist through domination from the Chinese and domination from the Mughals and domination from the British is that they are just incredible ass kissers and they'll tell you whatever the fuck you want to hear.
[01:19:13]  And that's how they managed to stay together.
[01:19:15]  So even in today, it's like you have the billionaires and they play the Izzat game and the billionaires like Sarah Elon Musk.
[01:19:23]  Oh, you want to colonize Mars, Sarah?
[01:19:25]  You want to launch these rockets, Sarah?
[01:19:26]  Wow.
[01:19:27]  These AI SAR, best I've ever seen.
[01:19:29]  The AI, it generates the bubs in Vegin.
[01:19:31]  I take the child and I say, Rock, please put it in a two-piece.
[01:19:34]  And it does.
[01:19:34]  It's like, wow, thank you, Sarah, Elon Musk.
[01:19:39]  Okay, so let's get back onto this track of faulting Vivek and you're going to shill putsch or push.
[01:19:47]  See, okay, this is the thing.
[01:19:49]  It's distinct from the putsch campaign because the putsch's campaign, I'm a little bit concerned with, but what I would like to do, and this is the frustrating thing, is like to explain this is the most boring thing ever.
[01:20:01]  So I have to be very concise.
[01:20:02]  Okay.
[01:20:03]  Alex Triantafilo is the head of the Ohio GOP.
[01:20:06]  Question, how did he get this position?
[01:20:09]  Answer.
[01:20:09]  He was elected by the state central committee.
[01:20:14]  There are one man and one woman in the SEC from every senatorial district in Ohio.
[01:20:18]  So there's 66 in total, and they have to vote with a majority to get a chairman.
[01:20:22]  And the thing is, is like nobody even knows who their SEC members are, right?
[01:20:27]  So it's like this boring position that is like entirely political games.
[01:20:32]  It doesn't really have any power except in like the internal workings of the Ohio GOP.
[01:20:37]  But that's where like the actual levers of power are.
[01:20:40]  The levers of power for deciding who runs.
[01:20:43]  Like when people get to the ballot, like, oh, man, these guys both suck.
[01:20:47]  Voting really failed.
[01:20:48]  It's like, well, voting fails because you didn't pay attention to the primary and you didn't pay attention to these boring S seats nobody pays attention to.
[01:20:55]  It's like, well, why would you?
[01:20:58]  Well, because now you have Vivek Ramaswamy, who's seemingly going to win gubernatorialship in Ohio.
[01:21:03]  And the only reason why he wants to do that is to become president later.
[01:21:06]  Like, that's why.
[01:21:07]  You don't want President Ramaswamy, Ramading Dong.
[01:21:11]  So if you.
[01:21:12]  It's coming.
[01:21:13]  No, bro.
[01:21:14]  It's the end.
[01:21:16]  It's inevitable.
[01:21:17]  Hello, Sai.
[01:21:18]  Spearhead.
[01:21:19]  Run from it.
[01:21:20]  It comes all the same.
[01:21:22]  We are rebranding as the meritocracy of America.
[01:21:25]  We are going to have the best and brightest.
[01:21:28]  Colorblind meritocracy of populism, sar.
[01:21:32]  It is a merit-based system.
[01:21:35]  That's what's it's coming.
[01:21:37]  The Daily Wire said so, Josh.
[01:21:40]  You're telling me Ben Shapiro's wrong?
[01:21:42]  We'll blow up the bridges and we're going to reduce this country to violence.
[01:21:46]  Nobody will want to come here.
[01:21:48]  It's going to be nothing but rednecks with guns shooting at you.
[01:21:52]  Okay, so it's hard enough to get people involved in a presidential primary.
[01:21:58]  You know, we're talking about a state-level primary.
[01:22:02]  County level.
[01:22:03]  It's even worse.
[01:22:04]  Oh, my God.
[01:22:06]  So it's already lost.
[01:22:07]  This is like when you try and get people to donate with crypto, but go ahead.
[01:22:11]  Tell us your latest doom scheme.
[01:22:14]  So there are 66 seats and 60 to three voted to endorse Vivek ahead of time.
[01:22:23]  I've spoken to them and their reasons for doing so are lackluster.
[01:22:27]  They suck.
[01:22:29]  I went to try.
[01:22:31]  Oh my God.
[01:22:33]  It's like the most incestuous politics ever.
[01:22:36]  The current governor of Ohio is a guy called Mark DeWine or Mike DeWine.
[01:22:41]  Mark Dewine, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:22:43]  He's considered like a rhino.
[01:22:45]  And his lieutenant governor is a guy called Jim Tressel.
[01:22:48]  Jim Tressel was a Democrat who was a famous like athlete coach for the state of Ohio's university.
[01:22:55]  And so he was a very, very popular pick to be next governor.
[01:22:59]  But because DeWine is a rhino and supposedly Tressel is a Democrat in disguise or whatever, the GOP, who are super Trumpers, were like, we got to put somebody out in front of DeWine before Tresll.
[01:23:12]  Oh, okay.
[01:23:13]  Before Tressel, the lieutenant governor makes a gubernatorial bid himself.
[01:23:18]  And so they endorsed Vivek super, super early with the express purpose of making sure that a primary did not happen because they were convinced that if Tressel ran, he would win the primary and he would win the governorship and it would just be another four years or whatever of DeWine, which they did not want.
[01:23:34]  So they did what they thought would be the most MAGA thing to do, which would be to endorse Vivek because he used to be part of the Trump administration and hopefully get him through because it's Trump plus 11.
[01:23:47]  What's the worst that could happen?
[01:23:48]  Surely.
[01:23:49]  What was he in the Trump administration exactly?
[01:23:51]  For three months.
[01:23:53]  Like an advisor?
[01:23:55]  The dog, the Department of Government Efficiency thing that Elon was a part of, he was actually the co-admin of it.
[01:24:02]  He was like.
[01:24:03]  Oh, he actually was.
[01:24:05]  That's right.
[01:24:06]  He was supposed to be in equal strength to Elon himself in running this DOGE thing.
[01:24:13]  And it wasn't even a real agency, was it?
[01:24:15]  Like it's some like bastardized offshoot of the way that it works in the U.S. is that to form an agency, the Congress has to pass something called an enabling act that gives the agency its governmental powers.
[01:24:27]  No enabling act was passed, but the White House has the ability to create temporary boards, which have certain responses, executive responsibilities to help the president oversee the country.
[01:24:39]  So he created this board that is a short-term thing that they just called a department.
[01:24:46]  And then Elon and Vivek were supposed to head.
[01:24:48]  Vivek stayed on that for only three months because he had already had his Christmas crash out tweet.
[01:24:53]  And when they said they tapped him for the for the governor bid in Ohio, he's like, fuck this shit and left.
[01:25:01]  Was it basically to just get rid of this fucking guy?
[01:25:04]  It's like, here's your bone.
[01:25:06]  That's my thought is that he's such a, he's such a fuck up.
[01:25:09]  They were like, the issue is that he's also a billionaire.
[01:25:12]  He's like a billionaire.
[01:25:13]  Yeah, the way I sensed it was like he basically shot his pants on Christmas and so did Elon.
[01:25:20]  And they needed to just air the stench out.
[01:25:23]  And Elon was there sucking the, was fucking Curry, jeet guarding, I think is what we came up with.
[01:25:28]  No, it was like Elon came in and it was like a big setback right from the beginning before they even started anything.
[01:25:35]  Yeah.
[01:25:36]  And it was a big disaster.
[01:25:37]  And I was like, okay, send him to Ohio.
[01:25:40]  I don't give a fuck.
[01:25:41]  And by the ways that you're describing this, it's like the guy running it is basically Vivek but white and probably less based even than fucking Vivek.
[01:25:52]  So it's not even going to be much fucking different anyway, except for the fact that we then elevate this guy's profile.
[01:26:00]  But the way I look at it is the guy is so uncharismatic and such a fucking fumbler that we never have to fear him ever winning office of any real fucking kind.
[01:26:10]  Well, if that happens, and here's the stakes, here's where they've really fucked up to the point where it's like people in Ohio should be livid.
[01:26:16]  If you live in Ohio, you should be livid at the GOP.
[01:26:19]  The entire executive branch of Ohio is up for election this year.
[01:26:24]  The Supreme Court seats, yeah.
[01:26:26]  Yeah, the entire executive, though, because they all hit term limits.
[01:26:29]  So they're playing musical chairs.
[01:26:31]  It's like this guy was in this office, is running for this office.
[01:26:33]  Like they've all switched.
[01:26:34]  Like when Putin and whoever the fuck, Medvedev, switched seats in Russia briefly, they're doing that.
[01:26:41]  So as a result, it means that all the seats are quote unquote open.
[01:26:45]  So none of them will have incumbent next to their name when they go to vote.
[01:26:48]  So, if Vivek Ramaswamy does terribly and depresses the Republican voter turnout, you might get a Democrat governor, you might get a Democrat Secretary of State, you might get a Democratic Attorney General, which would be terrible.
[01:27:00]  You would get a Democratic auditor.
[01:27:02]  And their current majority in the Supreme Court of Ohio is 6-1 because it's a partisan election for Supreme Court there.
[01:27:08]  It could be 5-2 if they lose both seats.
[01:27:10]  So, it's like you could have a 7-0 Supreme Court in Ohio with a full red team MAGA, or you could fuck it up so bad, nobody goes out to vote, and you lose everything in one election.
[01:27:22]  So, they've really bet every all their cards because people go out to vote for the president.
[01:27:26]  And the president's own the ticket, they go out and vote for the governor.
[01:27:29]  So, it's like putting out this awful, awful head of ticket is going to fuck up your whole state in one go.
[01:27:35]  And once the Senate seat up in Ohio, I think some of them are.
[01:27:42]  It depends.
[01:27:43]  I wonder what the congressional seats that are up, if the Republicans are defending very many in Ohio in 2026.
[01:27:52]  Of course, you know, if the leftists are correct, maybe there won't even be 2026 elections.
[01:27:57]  We can only know.

=== The Broken Healthcare Market (06:31) ===

[01:27:59]  Whoa, buddy.
[01:28:01]  No, you can't just suck dictator Don like that, buddy.
[01:28:05]  He's Cheeto Hitler.
[01:28:07]  What if he Cheeto fucking Hitler, buddy?
[01:28:11]  He's going to invade Canada.
[01:28:13]  Oh, no.
[01:28:13]  No.
[01:28:14]  Anyway.
[01:28:18]  Honestly, if you woke up one day, let's just say it happened like in Half-Life 2, the six-hour war, you walk outside, right?
[01:28:26]  And there's American flags.
[01:28:28]  Has your life changed in any meaningful way?
[01:28:35]  I don't know.
[01:28:35]  I'm still going to have to do Kino Casino.
[01:28:39]  Yeah.
[01:28:40]  You know, I don't know.
[01:28:41]  Like, I guess I'd have to do a really big jail for it.
[01:28:46]  I'll just go, whoa, buddy.
[01:28:48]  I guess we're American now.
[01:28:51]  I don't know.
[01:28:51]  Like, I think things might get better.
[01:28:54]  I don't know if they could get much worse.
[01:28:57]  You wouldn't even have to change your fucking phone number.
[01:28:59]  You have plus one country code.
[01:29:02]  Your phone number wouldn't fucking change.
[01:29:03]  That's how literally your life is.
[01:29:04]  You invention the telephone.
[01:29:06]  Josh Alexander Graham Bell, a Canadian, invented the phone.
[01:29:12]  You're welcome.
[01:29:13]  Time zones invented by a Canadian, Sir Sanford Fleming.
[01:29:17]  You're welcome.
[01:29:18]  Star Trek, Captain Kirk, buddy, Canadian.
[01:29:21]  You'd be surprised.
[01:29:22]  Jeopardy, Alex Trebeck.
[01:29:24]  That's because there is, you talked about the Jesuits.
[01:29:27]  The Jesuit JQ is a meme.
[01:29:30]  It's actually the Canadian.
[01:29:31]  How many Canadians are in right-wing politics?
[01:29:34]  Like, what the fuck?
[01:29:35]  Isn't Lauren Southern Canadian?
[01:29:38]  Lauren Southern is Canadian.
[01:29:39]  What the fuck are you doing?
[01:29:40]  Gavin McInnes is Canadian.
[01:29:43]  Stephan Molyneux is Canadian.
[01:29:45]  Black Pigeon Speaks is Canadian.
[01:29:48]  Who else is fucking?
[01:29:49]  Skeptic?
[01:29:50]  Skeptic.
[01:29:51]  Well, skeptic right.
[01:29:52]  Skeptic's just like a skiff.
[01:29:54]  Oh, he's fucking the head.
[01:29:56]  He was begging for food last time I saw a fucking poor guy.
[01:30:01]  Shit.
[01:30:03]  But yeah, I don't know.
[01:30:04]  Like, meaningfully, would it really make much difference in my day-to-day life?
[01:30:09]  Probably not.
[01:30:10]  I just, I have no idea what would happen.
[01:30:12]  Like, would the healthcare system still exist in Canada?
[01:30:16]  Would it be privatized?
[01:30:18]  What would happen?
[01:30:19]  I don't know.
[01:30:20]  For most Americans, half of our budget goes to Medicare.
[01:30:24]  I mean, I don't want to get on a huge handset for this, but the way that we've done healthcare in the U.S. is the most retarded system in the entire world, where the bottom third of the country is all in Medicare, Medicaid.
[01:30:35]  The top third can afford whatever the fuck they want.
[01:30:37]  And then the actual middle class is just raped to death.
[01:30:40]  You're just raped.
[01:30:41]  Yeah, you have to basically.
[01:30:42]  But that's how everything in society works is the middle just gets squeezed to provide for the poor who either don't work or don't give a fuck.
[01:30:51]  It's really, really terrible in the U.S.
[01:30:53]  And I think that's part of the reason why they import Somalis and Indians is because we have a country that disincentivizes labor.
[01:31:00]  Like you want to talk about venerating mediocrity.
[01:31:03]  It's like it would benefit me more than anything to go S-Corp for all my assets and then pay myself below poverty level and just go on Medicare and try to make everything a business expense because I get raped on taxes.
[01:31:18]  I don't qualify for any kind of medical coverage.
[01:31:21]  I don't qualify for any social benefits and I don't qualify for any tax breaks and I don't actually make enough to afford any kind of quality of life.
[01:31:29]  Gosh, surely the invisible hand of the market will fix this.
[01:31:33]  There is no invisible hand of the market.
[01:31:34]  It's been cut off.
[01:31:36]  The invisible hand of the market isn't jerking you off right now to your satisfaction.
[01:31:41]  The invisible hand of the market is like is like a shrunken monkey paw with like two wishes already gone.
[01:31:47]  It's fucked.
[01:31:47]  It's gone.
[01:31:48]  Is the solution to eliminate all regulations and all the government?
[01:31:53]  Is that the solution?
[01:31:54]  Well, once we annex Greenland and Canada and we're trying to get away from that.
[01:32:00]  I genuinely think that healthcare is just fucked.
[01:32:03]  I don't think there's any way to do it properly.
[01:32:06]  I really don't.
[01:32:07]  Well, the other issue is that in the United States, we have the medical authority, which is responsible for actually issuing medical licenses, and they don't like giving them to white people.
[01:32:15]  So we have like 10% of all people who have medical degrees and have successfully completed shadowing and are fully ready to become doctors are not getting licensed just because the medical board doesn't want to create more doctors.
[01:32:26]  And as a result, hospitals are put in a position where they don't have any fucking doctors.
[01:32:29]  So what do they do?
[01:32:31]  Well, that's tough for you guys because we have even less because they all go to America to make six times more.
[01:32:37]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:32:38]  They implement all of our doctors, they will not give white people a license, but they will because the hospitals need doctors to complete shit.
[01:32:48]  And they make so much fucking money because just in case you don't know, in 1999, Rick Scott, yes, that one, the governor, the senator from Florida, he ran something.
[01:32:58]  He looks like a fucking human snake, doesn't he?
[01:33:01]  He is a snake.
[01:33:02]  Like, he looks like a fucking BOA constrictor.
[01:33:04]  Go ahead.
[01:33:05]  In 1999, he ran Healthcare America, the largest corporation of private hospitals in the United States.
[01:33:10]  And he was sued by Medicare because he was charging the government two different rates.
[01:33:14]  He would charge private payees and self-pay very little.
[01:33:16]  And then he would charge the government exorbitant amounts of fucking money.
[01:33:20]  And they would always pay because it's the government and they can't default.
[01:33:22]  So they would pay out the ass.
[01:33:24]  Every time a poor person or elderly person or TRICARE or whatever went to a hospital in HCA, they would bill them 10 times what they billed everybody else.
[01:33:31]  The government said that's fraud.
[01:33:32]  So HCA paid out the fucking nose to settle the largest fraud case in Medicare's history.
[01:33:38]  And then they got rid of Rick Scott.
[01:33:40]  Rick Scott became governor of Florida.
[01:33:42]  And then their solution, HCA, to fix this issue with its Medicare system was to just charge everybody out the fucking nose.
[01:33:50]  So now private insurance costs a billion trillion dollars if you're a middle-class American.
[01:33:55]  If you're self-pay, you get raped.
[01:33:57]  And if you're Medicare, they just charge you what they used to anyways, and nothing changes because you don't pay for medicine.
[01:34:01]  But hold on.
[01:34:02]  I thought Obama fixed this long ago.
[01:34:06]  Obamacare, the only thing that they fixed with that is you can't be disqualified for pre-existing conditions.
[01:34:14]  So now it's like multiple thousands of dollars a month if you want healthcare in certain areas.
[01:34:19]  Yeah, you're just still going to get raped.
[01:34:21]  Oh, okay, sir.
[01:34:22]  You have fucking diabetes, fucking hearts.
[01:34:27]  You're fucked.
[01:34:27]  It's going to be $3,000 or whatever.
[01:34:30]  Fuck.

=== Medicare Mess (05:11) ===

[01:34:31]  You're felted.
[01:34:32]  You have a $50,000 deductible or whatever the fuck.
[01:34:35]  And then I guess you can stay on your parents' insurance until you're 26 or whatever.
[01:34:39]  But what's funny is that 2012 election, Obamacare was literally Mitt Romney's healthcare plan in Massachusetts.
[01:34:46]  And then he like ran against Obamacare, but it was functionally identical.
[01:34:51]  Anyway, this is fucking Americans are retarded.
[01:34:53]  That's why we're full of Indians now.
[01:34:54]  Because the Indians say, Saw, we will just scam and lie and cheat our way to the tippy top and we'll do it for you.
[01:34:59]  Don't worry, Sa.
[01:35:00]  And they're like, okay, great.
[01:35:01]  That's what we need.
[01:35:03]  We need somebody to defraud this fucking bullshit that we built and trapped ourselves in like a gilded cage.
[01:35:10]  I'm starting to think that we should just vote for VEC and say, fuck it.
[01:35:14]  We're taking the accelerationist pill.
[01:35:17]  All right, I'm sorry.
[01:35:17]  I got a shill for fucking against the VAC guys.
[01:35:21]  We want you all out there in Ohio.
[01:35:24]  The issue.
[01:35:26]  The accelerationist pill is that like we're like importing these people.
[01:35:29]  It's retarded.
[01:35:30]  We win by losing.
[01:35:31]  Yay!
[01:35:32]  Like we're going to import people from the most war-torn areas of the world.
[01:35:37]  Jammu Kashmir, where the Sikhs are from, is like a flashpoint for World War III because you got three nuclear powers touching tips on like this disputed piece of nothing.
[01:35:47]  And the only reason why there hasn't been a full-scale nuclear war between Pakistan, India, and China is that there's nothing there.
[01:35:53]  If Jamu Kashmir, if they discover that there's like a giant ass lithium deposit in Jammu Kashmir, you're going to see Islamabad and whatever the fuck in India just flattened with a Chinese nuclear hellfire immediately.
[01:36:07]  So what I'm saying is you should become a lithium prospector and go to Jammu Kashmir and find some fucking lithium.
[01:36:13]  Is that what we do?
[01:36:15]  What is it?
[01:36:16]  Lolkow LLC is going to invest in lithium.
[01:36:20]  I'm going to get you a degree in geology so that you can go to Jammu Kashmir and try to find some valuable mineral that China is willing to flatten Islamabad and out there with a fucking pickaxe.
[01:36:33]  We're going to get it.
[01:36:35]  What's the capital of India?
[01:36:36]  I don't know anything.
[01:36:37]  Isn't it Delhi?
[01:36:39]  Is it New Delhi?
[01:36:40]  I don't think so.
[01:36:41]  I think it's, or is it Mumbai?
[01:36:43]  I think it's New Delhi.
[01:36:44]  Capital of India.
[01:36:47]  New Delhi.
[01:36:48]  I can't believe you knew that.
[01:36:50]  You know more about Indians than I do from Osmosis.
[01:36:53]  I used to study the Atlas every goddamn day.
[01:36:58]  Is that true?
[01:36:59]  Yeah, no, I would read the Atlas for fun.
[01:37:01]  So people are like, oh, how did you know about Central Asia and what resources are?
[01:37:05]  Yeah, I heard you talking about Kyrgyzstan, you fucker.
[01:37:07]  Why do you know about Kyrgyzstan?
[01:37:09]  I thought it was fun back then to read the Atlas.
[01:37:12]  And my Atlas that I had, this illustrated atlas, had like the resources of each country displayed on it.
[01:37:19]  So you see, oh, they have wheat here.
[01:37:21]  They have cotton here.
[01:37:22]  They have oil reserves here and stuff like that.
[01:37:25]  And I thought it was a lot of fun.
[01:37:25]  I thought it was complete aside from India.
[01:37:27]  But did you know that in that region, when it was a part of the Soviet Union, they diverted water resources to make the cotton farms, and those water resources ended up not going to the Caspian Sea, which is why the Caspian Sea no longer exists.
[01:37:41]  Is it the Ural Sea you're talking about or the Caspian?
[01:37:44]  Motherfucker in your Atlas.
[01:37:46]  The Ural Sea is fouling.
[01:37:47]  Basically, it no longer exists.
[01:37:49]  Yeah, and they consider it the largest man-made ecological disaster in history because they just completely obliterated it.
[01:37:56]  And then there's like this area in Central Asia.
[01:37:59]  I forget which country.
[01:37:59]  It's just like totally on fire all the time because of the chemical mining there.
[01:38:03]  What's it called?
[01:38:04]  No, it's not, it's not a mine.
[01:38:06]  It's just a naturally occurring phenomenon where there's like an exposed hole and there is like a methane thing that just arises from the pocket there and it's like collapsed because it's like gas underneath it.
[01:38:18]  And at some point it just caught fire.
[01:38:20]  So now you just have this ring of fire.
[01:38:23]  It won't extinguish and it's just on fire forever.
[01:38:26]  I think it's like the gates of hell, is it called, right?
[01:38:28]  Or something like that.
[01:38:29]  It's like a tourist place.
[01:38:32]  Like all those countries are total fucking shitholes.
[01:38:35]  I think Alexander the Great's horse is supposed to have come from there, like Turkmenistan or something like this.
[01:38:41]  Well, Central Asia always used to be a part of Mongolia.
[01:38:44]  Yeah.
[01:38:45]  So the city could all the way from like all the way from current modern day Mongolia down to like Vladivostok and then all the way west to like Ukraine and Central Asia.
[01:38:55]  I gotta say, I think that's probably like the most obscure part of the world, isn't it?
[01:38:59]  That no one cares about.
[01:39:01]  Yeah.
[01:39:02]  Maybe like some like oceanic islands or something are talked about less, maybe.
[01:39:08]  But at least like people vacation there, maybe, you know?
[01:39:12]  Yeah.
[01:39:12]  Like some Central African shithole.
[01:39:15]  But like those, like people will like raise awareness for it and be like, there's child soldiers and mines.
[01:39:23]  It's true.
[01:39:24]  Africa is more.
[01:39:25]  I don't know.
[01:39:25]  I think they have more heavy metals and stuff.
[01:39:27]  They have like uranium.
[01:39:28]  South America like falls off, doesn't it?
[01:39:31]  Like you never hear about anything that goes on there.
[01:39:34]  It's like, oh, shit, we invaded Venezuela.
[01:39:36]  Well, after all the Germans took over Argentina, they're like, okay, let's just not do anything ever.
[01:39:41]  And they'll forget that.

=== Pfizer's Billion Dollar Drugs (15:35) ===

[01:39:42]  Josh, answer it definitively now once and for all as like the patriarch of the internet.
[01:39:47]  Are Argentinians white?
[01:39:50]  A lot of them are.
[01:39:51]  A lot of them are.
[01:39:52]  Dude, they have like actual German towns that speak German and teach German.
[01:39:55]  You're going to tell me Italians are white.
[01:39:58]  Really?
[01:39:58]  Hey, hey, now.
[01:40:00]  As a proud 23% Italian.
[01:40:03]  Okay.
[01:40:05]  Whoa.
[01:40:06]  You're kidding, right?
[01:40:07]  No, I'm actually Italian.
[01:40:09]  Sorry.
[01:40:09]  I hope you didn't have to find out this way.
[01:40:11]  Oh, my God.
[01:40:12]  No, buddy.
[01:40:13]  It's explaining so much.
[01:40:16]  My maternal grandfather was raised in a house that spoke Italian and he forgot all of his Italian as he grew up.
[01:40:24]  What a tragedy.
[01:40:25]  I know.
[01:40:25]  Can you imagine?
[01:40:26]  You were like, Josh.
[01:40:31]  You could have been that guy.
[01:40:32]  You could have had your own pizza fucking business.
[01:40:35]  Yeah, pizza day.
[01:40:36]  No wonder you had to have pizza everywhere.
[01:40:39]  You're Italian.
[01:40:39]  It's in your blood.
[01:40:40]  Exactly.
[01:40:40]  Did you hear quartering out, did you?
[01:40:43]  You may not have heard this on fucking last night's casino.
[01:40:47]  Quartering.
[01:40:48]  Is that the Indian guy?
[01:40:50]  The quartering sir.
[01:40:53]  You want the quartering?
[01:40:54]  He's now, he said that pizza is a staple of his diet and he has it three times a week.
[01:41:00]  Based.
[01:41:03]  It's no longer just pizza.
[01:41:05]  It's pizza days.
[01:41:06]  Not just pizza days in a days from all the pizza.
[01:41:10]  Sorry about alcohol withdrawals.
[01:41:12]  Buddy, it's all fucking coke.
[01:41:14]  Well, he says he's cutting out pizza February 1st, but it's like you're cutting out pizza the week of the Super Bowl.
[01:41:20]  I'll fucking believe you, you fat fuck.
[01:41:22]  He's talking about he's cut alcohol now, but he said he got blackout on New Year's.
[01:41:27]  So he successfully quit alcohol for six days and he's like, yeah, I'm having like serious medical issues from alcohol withdrawal and I don't know what the fuck.
[01:41:36]  I can't sleep and shit.
[01:41:37]  I'm like, bro, like, how much were you fucking drinking?
[01:41:40]  Like, like, fuck, man.
[01:41:42]  I'm a little worried about Jare.
[01:41:44]  Jare Bear is in trouble out there, you know?
[01:41:47]  Fuck.
[01:41:47]  Sticks is also reporting that he's dying of alcohol, right?
[01:41:51]  He's lying.
[01:41:52]  The girl that lives with him said in the thread that he hasn't been diagnosed with anything and that he hasn't been to the doctor.
[01:41:59]  The cops apparently did a wellness check yesterday and apparently Styx's every thought is about suicide, according to Nikki, the one with the hairs on her chinny chin chin and fucking, you know, that thread is such a mess, bro.
[01:42:17]  I don't even know.
[01:42:18]  Like, it's like 10 new pages and it's just all the actual stuff.
[01:42:21]  Should I demand someone do something about it or should I just leave it as I don't even know?
[01:42:26]  Like I said last night we all washed our hands of it and gave up.
[01:42:30]  Like it's so fucked.
[01:42:32]  I don't even know.
[01:42:34]  They're all in there talking about like which would eat the other one's pussy and shit like this.
[01:42:38]  And Nick is like saying she's going to eat Sam's pussy.
[01:42:41]  Well, that was like 12 pages ago, which was yesterday.
[01:42:46]  Is that one woman stripping in it?
[01:42:49]  Yeah, she showed her ass.
[01:42:51]  And then I don't even know why.
[01:42:54]  And she was in our chat last night.
[01:42:56]  And I called her out and she's like, well, I promised to do it.
[01:43:00]  Why did you promise to do it?
[01:43:02]  And also, you know, you could just not do it, even if you promised to do it.
[01:43:06]  But there she was posting her bum in all its glory on the Kiwi farms.
[01:43:12]  Thereby giving me an irrevocable permanent license to use in conjunction with the service for all time.
[01:43:19]  Oh, it's in the terms of.
[01:43:21]  Jeez, I don't know if.
[01:43:22]  Oh, I don't know if you should say stuff like that.
[01:43:25]  Just fool them like Jugal does and meta and shit.
[01:43:28]  It's right there.
[01:43:30]  Look, I'll give you the, it's like a, like one paragraph, the terms of service.
[01:43:34]  If you post something on the site, I get to use it forever.
[01:43:37]  There you go.
[01:43:38]  Well, Sam, Josh owns your ass now, bitch.
[01:43:43]  Oh, no.
[01:43:44]  Oh, no.
[01:43:46]  All right.
[01:43:46]  So Vivek, we have to stop the menace.
[01:43:49]  We have to flush it down.
[01:43:51]  We're really off track.
[01:43:53]  The putchker.
[01:43:56]  So Vivek's campaign manager, I was talking to a woman that was one of the people that voted for him to get endorsed.
[01:44:05]  And she told me that she had serious fucking problems with him, but just hates Mark DeWine or Mike DeWine that much that she voted to Alice Tressel from the run.
[01:44:15]  And she said that, you know, he doesn't listen to feedback.
[01:44:19]  They'll hear things that he says and they're like, this is a disaster.
[01:44:22]  You can't say that to people in Ohio.
[01:44:24]  And they'll tell him and nothing happens.
[01:44:26]  And he keeps being a retard.
[01:44:28]  And she lamented.
[01:44:29]  She's like, you know, we have people here that want to help him win, but he doesn't listen to us.
[01:44:33]  And his campaign manager is Indian.
[01:44:36]  So he's hired like his Indian friends to run his campaign so he can, of course, pay them out through the campaign funds for the job well done.
[01:44:44]  And, you know, as a result, they don't give a fuck what white people have to say.
[01:44:48]  But you're in politics, right?
[01:44:49]  You have to convince people that you have to at least pretend to give a fuck.
[01:44:54]  And it's so obvious that Vivek doesn't even want to pretend to give a fuck because he's all he's doing, like, for instance, with Dog.
[01:45:01]  The only reason why he took that position with Elon Musk was to get some credentials that he had been a part of a government thing.
[01:45:08]  He has government leading experience.
[01:45:10]  So now he's qualified to do other stuff.
[01:45:12]  Other stuff would be governor.
[01:45:13]  And then after four years of that, he would run in 2032, right?
[01:45:17]  Three months of being Elon Musk's personal butt boy entitles you now to executive power in Ohio.
[01:45:24]  Well, evidently.
[01:45:27]  Probably a little bit premature on that.
[01:45:28]  That's even something that I wrote on the new.gop site as like part of his bio is like he went took this job just to get government experience and then he he dumped it after three months to go for low-hanging fruit that he thought he could get easily so it's like you can't even trust him to do the fucking job like if there are things that He likes, you know, that you want him to do.
[01:45:48]  Well, too fucking bad.
[01:45:50]  He might get, you know, distracted by some other shiny object.
[01:45:54]  But Josh, he's a billionaire.
[01:45:56]  He built his business from nothing.
[01:45:58]  He's a big success, surely.
[01:46:00]  We can trust him.
[01:46:02]  So, this is your opportunity to tell us a scammer.
[01:46:06]  So, the first time he made a bunch of money, his mother is, I think, a doctor.
[01:46:13]  She's like a scientist.
[01:46:15]  And he went in to form a company.
[01:46:18]  He owns a company called Royvant.
[01:46:19]  I should explain that Royvant, all of his companies are named Vant because it is effectively a Vant in the Sanskrit language is effectively the word holding in English.
[01:46:31]  So you would say like XYZ holding company.
[01:46:34]  So Roy Vont just means return on investment holding company.
[01:46:38]  It has to be stopped.
[01:46:41]  And all of his subsidiary companies are some other like holding company.
[01:46:45]  My favorite one is Dadavont, which I'll explain in a second.
[01:46:48]  But his first one, Axivant, they don't invent medicine.
[01:46:54]  He talks about how he invents medicine and saves lives.
[01:46:57]  But what he does is he buys shelved drugs, the rights to molecules that have been discovered by Pfizer and Moderna.
[01:47:06]  And then there's some other medical company that Axivant bought from.
[01:47:10]  It's like a long-ass German name of like four different people put together.
[01:47:14]  But he buys the rights to them.
[01:47:16]  And then he gets people to invest in his company and uses those investment dollars to develop the drug and put it through FDA trials.
[01:47:25]  And it's effectively boss man Jack, but he's gambling with other people's money is the nicest way to describe it.
[01:47:31]  He has a molecule.
[01:47:33]  He has a good idea for whatever reason that that molecule might become an effective treatment for some kind of long-term disease.
[01:47:40]  So then he asks people, I need $100 million to put this through phase three trials.
[01:47:45]  And then if he can convince people to give him money, which by the way, when you go to Harvard and Yale and have a bunch of connections with billionaires, it's easier to do for you because you are nepotistic as fuck.
[01:47:55]  You then take their money.
[01:47:57]  They own a part of your company.
[01:47:58]  And without having developed any kind of discovery yourself, you then just put it through statistical trials to come up with hopefully a working medicine that the FDA lets you put inside of people.
[01:48:09]  And if you do get this, you are on the gravy train.
[01:48:13]  But even then, once he has a molecule, he doesn't just use it and produce, he doesn't even produce the drugs.
[01:48:18]  He sells the rights to this now FDA-ready molecule that he owns the rights to in one of his Vaunt companies to an actual pharmaceutical company, which then produces the drugs, but pays him out up front a huge amount of money.
[01:48:32]  So he's just a middleman.
[01:48:33]  Yes.
[01:48:34]  All he's doing is government compliance.
[01:48:38]  And somehow he became a billionaire off this.
[01:48:41]  Yes.
[01:48:41]  So Accident was the first one he did.
[01:48:43]  He only did this one time, I think, because there was so much fallout for it.
[01:48:45]  But he made this company.
[01:48:46]  He made his mother a part of the development team and he made his brother the vice president of like business stuff and paid them out half a million dollars and gave them another $400,000 worth of stock options at 90 cents each.
[01:48:58]  Then they bought a molecule from Pfizer that had already failed trials three different times.
[01:49:04]  His mother then led another trial, another like test of this molecule, which had very promising results.
[01:49:12]  So charming young brown man, Vivek Twamaswamy, gets on news and starts talking to Jim Kramer.
[01:49:18]  He's like, oh my goodness, I have found the cure to dementia, saw this will be the biggest drug release in the history of all human beings.
[01:49:25]  Saranos tier scammery, you know.
[01:49:28]  Yeah, here we go.
[01:49:28]  Here we go.
[01:49:29]  So then people literally pull money out of their IRA.
[01:49:32]  You know, they sell their holding and they buy into this IPO when it launches.
[01:49:36]  It goes from 90 cents when he was giving stock options to his family to 30 bucks in like a month.
[01:49:42]  It was the largest IPO of a pharmaceutical in the history of the stock market.
[01:49:49]  And then they rug-pulled it, didn't they?
[01:49:51]  So it got all the way up to $2 billion.
[01:49:54]  And Vidak Ramaswamy sold part of his investment company that owned.
[01:49:58]  Now, this is the real fucking thing that he says that pisses me off.
[01:50:01]  He says, saw, saw, I never sold any Oxivent stock, saw.
[01:50:05]  That is a lie.
[01:50:06]  Sa, who told this lie, saw?
[01:50:08]  He owned the parent company and he sold the parent company to Viking Capital, who gave him tens of millions of dollars.
[01:50:17]  Now, he can say, I never sold any Accident, saw.
[01:50:20]  That is a lie.
[01:50:21]  He sold the company that owned Accident.
[01:50:23]  So it's the same fucking thing, but he's going to play like word games that he never did this.
[01:50:29]  Then, so, of course, he made $50 million or whatever, I think $40 million.
[01:50:32]  And he released his tax records to Epic Lee.
[01:50:35]  He's like, I will release all my tax records.
[01:50:37]  I will be the most transparent presidential candidate in history.
[01:50:41]  Saw here are my tax records.
[01:50:43]  So now we can prove that he made $37 million the exact same year that this IPO went public.
[01:50:49]  So we, because we know that he sold a part of Royvant to Viking Capital.
[01:50:55]  Then, of course, it goes through trials and it fails because it had failed three times before.
[01:50:59]  Why would it fail the fourth time?
[01:51:02]  Who knows?
[01:51:03]  So the company was as it's a vaunt company.
[01:51:07]  It was a holding company for this drug.
[01:51:09]  Well, that's all it is, is the rights to this drug.
[01:51:12]  Well, the drug doesn't fucking work.
[01:51:13]  So you can't do anything.
[01:51:15]  Yeah.
[01:51:15]  So it crashes.
[01:51:16]  But of course, people are rug-pulled.
[01:51:18]  So they're holding on.
[01:51:19]  By the time that his family could have legally sold that drug, it was still worth $5.
[01:51:26]  So even though most people lost a lot of their money, his family that had gotten stock options in the company still made five times their money.
[01:51:33]  And they had been given $400,000 worth of stock options and made millions of dollars just from that, not including their salaries.
[01:51:41]  I'm already voting for Vivek.
[01:51:42]  You don't have to sell me on it.
[01:51:45]  The scam king.
[01:51:47]  So he gets $40 million from this shit, right?
[01:51:51]  All of his family, they got millions of dollars.
[01:51:53]  They don't have to work anymore.
[01:51:53]  They can go to Kerala or whatever and live as Kangs, live as Brahmins should in Cincinnati.
[01:52:00]  Now, how do we do this scam?
[01:52:02]  Dude, I looked into it.
[01:52:05]  The hard problem, and this is what he solves by being a high IQ and very well-connected person, is that he gambles with other people's money.
[01:52:14]  It is convincing institutional capital to give him $100 million to number one, buy the drug and then number two, actually develop it.
[01:52:23]  Because the other thing that he did the real problem is right now we're struggling to convince people to give you $5.
[01:52:31]  It's true.
[01:52:32]  It's true.
[01:52:33]  And they're like, can you put it on sale?
[01:52:37]  It's like that.
[01:52:40]  What the fuck?
[01:52:42]  Anyway.
[01:52:43]  So after he did this, and I guess proved to people he can make money, because they probably looked at this and say, oh, congratulations on ripping all these fucking boomer retards off.
[01:52:51]  That's very impressive.
[01:52:53]  Okay, we'll trust you to make money in the future.
[01:52:56]  He did it again.
[01:52:57]  Now, this time he didn't need to do an IPO.
[01:52:58]  And the IPO, I think you realize that it brings so much heat.
[01:53:01]  Like you have all these people that lost all their fucking money.
[01:53:03]  So they're pissed.
[01:53:03]  If only five companies lose $100 million, well, you got five people menu.
[01:53:08]  Who gives a fuck?
[01:53:08]  It's five people as opposed to like thousands.
[01:53:10]  So the next time he did it, he just did the exact same thing.
[01:53:14]  But this time he had a process set up.
[01:53:16]  He had institutional investors.
[01:53:18]  He didn't go IPO.
[01:53:19]  And they bought a drug from, I believe, Pfizer that, and the reason why they had shelved this drug is it was promising, but they had found another drug that they wanted to develop instead.
[01:53:29]  So instead of developing two drugs and going into competition against themselves with two products, they developed one drug and put it out to markets.
[01:53:37]  And then they sold it to Vivek, the alternative, for $5 million.
[01:53:40]  He then spent $100 million of institutional investment to develop this second drug that they weren't interested in anymore and proved that it was actually a good treatment for some conditional, I forget.
[01:53:50]  But then once they had a working drug and it was a, it's a treatment drug for like a lifelong condition.
[01:53:57]  That's the big dollars.
[01:53:59]  That's the golden, the golden calf, right?
[01:54:01]  Or the golden goose.
[01:54:02]  So he took this drug and sold it to a Japanese pharmaceutical company for, I think, six or eight billion dollars.
[01:54:08]  And then that flows back into the investors.
[01:54:11]  I think Pfizer, as part of the deal of selling it to him for only a couple million dollars, they owned like 40% of that company.
[01:54:16]  So Pfizer got however many billion dollars.
[01:54:19]  But then Divek Ramaswamy and Roy Bott, they got however many billion dollars from that as well.
[01:54:23]  And so they did it again.
[01:54:25]  They bought a drug from Pfizer again that looked promising.
[01:54:29]  At no point during any of this did he ever actually invent any drugs.
[01:54:33]  Never invented any drugs.
[01:54:35]  Never produce any drugs.
[01:54:37]  Insulin and giving it away for free, which again is Canadian.
[01:54:41]  You're welcome.
[01:54:42]  But this motherfucker is literally just like scalping this dog shit from like Pfizer's just unloading their dog shit bags to this guy.
[01:54:52]  He's basically got institutional backing.
[01:54:55]  It's crazy.
[01:54:56]  Why couldn't we be born rich?
[01:54:58]  Like, what the fuck, man?
[01:55:00]  I know.
[01:55:01]  This is why the rich get richer.
[01:55:02]  By the way, if you're listening right now and you happen to be a holder of Anthropic stock, which isn't IPO'd yet, give me, I want anthropic stock.
[01:55:12]  None of these fuckers own stock.
[01:55:16]  What are we talking?

=== Scam Strategy (08:22) ===

[01:55:17]  Rich people, they never spend money on gum roads.
[01:55:20]  Poor people send money on gum roads and they sub-bomb and shit.
[01:55:22]  Rich people, they put their money back into fucking anthropic stock and they never let go.
[01:55:28]  They just keep making trillions of dollars and get richer and richer.
[01:55:31]  We need to find some rich people that we can scam, Josh.
[01:55:35]  It's true.
[01:55:36]  We should.
[01:55:37]  PPP.
[01:55:37]  How do we scam people of their money?
[01:55:40]  Here's what we need, Sa.
[01:55:41]  We need a skilled Indian businessman who can pinpoint the most precise scamming positions in Canada and America.
[01:55:50]  Maybe, maybe there is some way we can open a...
[01:55:54]  Oh, by the way, all of his companies are based in the Bahamas or Bermuda.
[01:56:00]  It's in Bermuda.
[01:56:01]  It's not even like an Ohio company.
[01:56:03]  Like, what are we doing?
[01:56:05]  Like, why don't we have LLCs and secret Bahamian bank accounts and the Cayman Islands cattle, PPP?
[01:56:11]  We're goy cattle.
[01:56:13]  We're literally just tax slaves.
[01:56:15]  Tax slave tax cattle.
[01:56:18]  Here's all your profits to fucking the tax man.
[01:56:22]  Suff with this.
[01:56:24]  I had to pay taxes.
[01:56:26]  It's all gone.
[01:56:27]  I had to pay taxes.
[01:56:28]  And it's like, I didn't make that much fucking money.
[01:56:32]  I'm doing okay.
[01:56:33]  No.
[01:56:34]  They're taking a third of that to give to black people who are just scamming the fucking.
[01:56:38]  And we know they're fucking scamming.
[01:56:40]  Everyone knows they're fucking scamming.
[01:56:42]  I don't get health insurance for free.
[01:56:43]  I don't get shit for free.
[01:56:45]  People say, what about the road side?
[01:56:46]  Aren't you glad that you?
[01:56:48]  No.
[01:56:48]  Matter of fact, the roads suck.
[01:56:51]  Solution to roads or policing or fire departments, Josh.
[01:56:55]  The state pays a quarter of the fucking roads anyways.
[01:56:58]  I would gladly pay 10% in state tax to not have to pay 30 plus percent in federal.
[01:57:07]  I already know.
[01:57:08]  Florida has toll roads.
[01:57:10]  I have a fucking sun pass.
[01:57:11]  Florida toll roads are so insidious.
[01:57:13]  Although it's not that bad.
[01:57:15]  It's like a Bach 50 or some shit.
[01:57:17]  Dude, just get rid of.
[01:57:19]  I'll gladly put a fucking sun pass in my mirror if it means I don't have to pay federal income tax.
[01:57:24]  It's like $5.
[01:57:25]  I'd fucking pay the tolls if it kept all the retards out.
[01:57:30]  Like, we need to get like good, bro.
[01:57:32]  Like, here in the middle of the day.
[01:57:33]  That's secret.
[01:57:34]  That's the secret.
[01:57:35]  Put a $50 toll on all the roads into Florida and then they just stay the fuck out.
[01:57:41]  Nobody's going to Florida anymore.
[01:57:44]  Yeah.
[01:57:45]  Fuck them.
[01:57:47]  I don't know, though.
[01:57:48]  At a certain point, it's like Florida's like, we're eliminating property tax.
[01:57:53]  We're like, what's that?
[01:57:55]  Sales high.
[01:57:55]  Like, they're going to eliminate.
[01:57:57]  How are you going to fucking pay for anything?
[01:57:59]  You know, like, what's like, is it just all going to collapse?
[01:58:03]  I don't know.
[01:58:04]  But you'll say, like, well, you know, we were a country for 200 years before income tax and all this bullshit.
[01:58:11]  So who knows?
[01:58:13]  Maybe it'll work out.
[01:58:15]  So my thought for a scam is that we can sell.
[01:58:18]  Here we go.
[01:58:19]  We'll set up a company in Bermuda and we will sell theoretical titles to land in Greenland for when America takes it over.
[01:58:29]  You're going to have all these thousands of acres of land.
[01:58:33]  So we'll sell claims that we promise you.
[01:58:35]  So you're like a lord.
[01:58:36]  It's like that scam that they were running on YouTube.
[01:58:39]  Do you remember what was it?
[01:58:40]  The moon.
[01:58:41]  No, where you could buy, like, supposedly you were a lord in Scotland.
[01:58:46]  Yeah.
[01:58:47]  Own like a square foot of land and it was like a birthday present you would give people for 50 bucks.
[01:58:53]  I will personally promise that when Greenland is annexed, we will negotiate on behalf of our shareholders with the United States government to sell that land to our shareholders.
[01:59:04]  Make sure they get what they deserve.
[01:59:06]  Start selling water filters.
[01:59:08]  Kiwi Farms brand water filter.
[01:59:10]  Buddy, we're going to go out door to door.
[01:59:13]  The issue is products have lower margins.
[01:59:16]  Okay.
[01:59:17]  Not true, Josh.
[01:59:18]  Because what you do is once you put one of these products in these fuckers' homes, you just start raising the price three and a half percent every fucking year, compounding, and just rape them on their monthly fucking payments to where they pay like $10,000, $20,000 for a thousand dollar water filter and you just fucking squeeze them.
[01:59:40]  We got to sell, like the real money is in furnaces, though.
[01:59:43]  If you can sell these idiots a fern, it's just dirty.
[01:59:47]  These motherfuckers, bro, will put a lien on your home with these furnaces and just take your fucking house when you can't afford their fucking payments on the furnace.
[01:59:58]  It's crazy.
[01:59:59]  I was thinking, how do we scam Indians?
[02:00:01]  Is there like a way I can make Kiwi farms that I in and somehow profit off the existence of Indians?
[02:00:07]  I've come to the conclusion there's no way to scam Indians.
[02:00:09]  They have no money.
[02:00:10]  No.
[02:00:11]  Well, they have some.
[02:00:14]  We have to scam in volume.
[02:00:16]  We have to scam the scammers.
[02:00:18]  This is where like Coffee, Zill, all these guys who like expose the call centers, we need to go to India and fucking scam them.
[02:00:26]  We got to go over there and find a way to siphon what little they have into our coffers on a mass scale.
[02:00:32]  I'm not sure.
[02:00:33]  Like there's got to be somebody over there that knows how.
[02:00:35]  You know what I'm saying?
[02:00:36]  We just got to get the right connections.
[02:00:39]  Yeah.
[02:00:40]  Well, what?
[02:00:41]  Okay.
[02:00:41]  How about this, right?
[02:00:43]  You find these call centers and you start disrupting their operations somehow, and then you charge them to stop doing it.
[02:00:50]  You want to continue to scam old people?
[02:00:52]  That's like the mafia extortion tactics.
[02:00:55]  Listen, we're going to need to cut off the top of the scam.
[02:00:59]  In order to show not to be extortion, you also need to run another company.
[02:01:02]  It's like DEI.
[02:01:03]  You have to extort them like DEI.
[02:01:05]  Like we're doing like, okay, you want to run this call center.
[02:01:08]  We need you to invest some money into our call center reputation firm because otherwise we're pretty sure you're a scammer.
[02:01:15]  You know, we're disrupting the scam.
[02:01:18]  Listen, you've been a good boy for so long.
[02:01:21]  It's now time for the corrupt, insidious sales influence to come to you and for you to just decide to be greedy.
[02:01:28]  The whole world shits on you every day.
[02:01:31]  It's time to go out there and take a shit back on them and get what's yours.
[02:01:36]  You can spend their money better than they can, Josh.
[02:01:40]  Let's be real.
[02:01:41]  A fool and their money are easily parted.
[02:01:43]  There are wolves and sheep.
[02:01:45]  Which are we gonna be?
[02:01:47]  I'm just saying.
[02:01:48]  I'm just saying.
[02:01:50]  Well, how's Kano Casino working out?
[02:01:54]  You know what?
[02:01:55]  I'm really enjoying it.
[02:01:56]  I scam these idiots.
[02:01:58]  They have no idea what's going on.
[02:02:00]  It's great.
[02:02:01]  They just keep giving me money.
[02:02:04]  I can't believe it.
[02:02:05]  They just keep sub-bombing me.
[02:02:07]  I just keep giving money.
[02:02:09]  They recently added this thing called kicks, and someone gave me a grenade.
[02:02:13]  And I had to like pull out a fucking map and figure out what the fuck is a grenade worth.
[02:02:17]  It's like $500 in kicks.
[02:02:20]  I haven't got one of those yet.
[02:02:23]  You haven't gotten a grenade, buddy?
[02:02:25]  Like the fucking $100 one.
[02:02:28]  You're telling me there's a $500 one?
[02:02:31]  It's a big drink.
[02:02:32]  I'm going to go through the list like right now.
[02:02:35]  $50, what's going on?
[02:02:37]  Shy Stein, what's going on, buddy?
[02:02:40]  Like kitty kitty kitty, Gunt Ranger, DJ Ray, Theodore Fiser.
[02:02:44]  When are you guys going to have to step up?
[02:02:46]  We can't be grenadeless.
[02:02:49]  Like, I'm naming and shaming.
[02:02:51]  We're auditing the whales right now.
[02:02:53]  I mean, they're perfect crazy.
[02:02:56]  If Josh, not even really a proper griff, if you want to know the truth about it, is getting the grenades, but you know, the support's just not there, fellas.
[02:03:06]  It's Josh's honesty and integrity that's led.
[02:03:12]  I guess nice guys don't finish last after all.
[02:03:17]  Damn it.
[02:03:18]  It's not right.
[02:03:19]  You don't even shake a tin can and do goals.
[02:03:23]  Here I am debasing myself in the gutter for nickels on the daily.
[02:03:27]  And you get the fat stacks.
[02:03:29]  What's going on?
[02:03:30]  I open kick to try and figure out how much a fucking grenade's worth.
[02:03:33]  And the first thing I see is like this like Russian plastic surgery hoe with like excessive cleavage.

=== Doordash Ads and Urdu Indian Viewers (15:08) ===

[02:03:40]  And she has like 100 viewers.
[02:03:41]  Why is this on the front?
[02:03:43]  What kick.com Indian moderator goofy shit.
[02:03:48]  That's great.
[02:03:49]  This is like a site by DGNs for DGEs.
[02:03:53]  It's basically just like the site for the scum of society.
[02:03:57]  You want to jerk off the women in bikinis?
[02:04:00]  We got it.
[02:04:01]  You want to gamble your life savings away?
[02:04:04]  We got it.
[02:04:05]  You want to listen to a fat retard and a cokehead retard fucking laugh at mobs?
[02:04:10]  We got it.
[02:04:11]  You want to see some retard go out in public and hassle people?
[02:04:14]  We got it.
[02:04:15]  You want to see someone get shot at?
[02:04:18]  We got it.
[02:04:18]  Like, let's go.
[02:04:19]  We got it all.
[02:04:21]  We even have gay game streams.
[02:04:23]  Here's a question for you now that I think about it.
[02:04:26]  Why are there no Indian streamers?
[02:04:28]  I can't name a single Indian streamer.
[02:04:30]  They're Rizless.
[02:04:35]  They're literally auralist and Rizless.
[02:04:37]  Such an elegant solution.
[02:04:40]  Listen, like, there's two types of streamers, you know.
[02:04:43]  People either follow people that are like them or people that they want to be like.
[02:04:49]  And Indians are neither.
[02:04:51]  Even other Indians are like shit.
[02:04:53]  Like in their mind, they're like, I'm way better than that fucking guy.
[02:04:56]  I don't want to be that guy.
[02:04:57]  So they're not.
[02:04:58]  What is Urdu?
[02:05:00]  That's the Indian language, right?
[02:05:03]  I fucking, I don't know, man.
[02:05:04]  You're Canadian.
[02:05:05]  You should know this.
[02:05:06]  It is.
[02:05:07]  I think Urdu is a initiatory now in Canadian class to learn this, but I graduated for.
[02:05:17]  There's a guy called Billet Bullet Punjabi, who is a Hindi Desi, Pakistan, paradiser Udu Punjabi.
[02:05:28]  And is that a pennant?
[02:05:31]  Possible.
[02:05:31]  Or were you just like making clicking noises like an African tribe undiscovered?
[02:05:37]  He has a hundred viewers and he's playing GTA in Urdu.
[02:05:42]  And so there is an Indian.
[02:05:44]  There is one.
[02:05:45]  He has a cap one that says New York and he looks black.
[02:05:49]  I think this guy might literally be half black, half Pakistani, which is probably the most cursed.
[02:05:53]  That's so unfortunate, bro.
[02:05:56]  My condolences on your racial handicap, my dude.
[02:05:59]  I hope you figure it out.
[02:06:04]  It's like those advertisements in India where they sell like skin whitening cream.
[02:06:08]  Like, you gotta get this shit.
[02:06:11]  And they sell fucking bronzer to us.
[02:06:13]  We always think the grass is greener on the other side.
[02:06:16]  But at the end of the day, inside, we're all red.
[02:06:20]  You know, inside, we all bleed the same color blood.
[02:06:23]  There's only one race, Josh.
[02:06:25]  The human race.
[02:06:27]  Isn't that right, bud?
[02:06:29]  Yes, we can all get along.
[02:06:30]  We're all the same.
[02:06:31]  Hold hands.
[02:06:33]  We all love each other.
[02:06:34]  Our differences are just merely skin deep.
[02:06:37]  Okay.
[02:06:39]  You know, the whole like, no, sorry, this is like a complete aside, but the whole like subclass of like wannabe gangbangers who live in GTA 5 online is like one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.
[02:06:50]  What?
[02:06:51]  You're not doing GTA roleplay streams, buddy?
[02:06:54]  It's such a popular thing.
[02:06:56]  And then you watch them and they're just like the biggest fucking losers.
[02:06:59]  And you're like, who the fuck is into this shit?
[02:07:01]  It's been Worski's plan.
[02:07:03]  Is this our like retirement plan?
[02:07:06]  Is when GTA 6 comes out, we're going to become GTA RP players and we're just going to make so much money.
[02:07:14]  And then we never have to deal with the scum of the earth again.
[02:07:18]  And we're going to keep walking on clouds.
[02:07:20]  Okay.
[02:07:21]  This is our scam stream.
[02:07:22]  This is it.
[02:07:23]  This is how we do it.
[02:07:26]  You guys stream this shit and you get it.
[02:07:28]  I'll mod GTA 6 for you and pimp it out.
[02:07:32]  And then we'll sell like shark cards or whatever the fuck and we'll make $10 trillion.
[02:07:37]  It's too bad that by the time it's out, we'll already have snaked each other.
[02:07:41]  So the show.
[02:07:46]  In 2035, when the game finally comes out, we'll be sworn at it.
[02:07:51]  Curse you, Josh Moon.
[02:07:54]  It'll be like, I think he's like, I fucking hate you, Josh.
[02:07:57]  Your dick doesn't work, motherfucker.
[02:08:01]  I think it's where it's like at the end, where he has the money in the bag and he's going to the airport with his girlfriend and he has to like choose if he wants to stay on the way to the airport or like take a tent, like to go kill that guy in the hotel, and then it's like it gets super dark because he makes like the wrong path, like he could have made it, bro.
[02:08:18]  You could have made it to the Gta 6 Promised Land and made 10 trillion dollars.
[02:08:21]  We're gonna have to hold it together, buddy.
[02:08:23]  We're gonna have to keep pumping these out until Gta 6, and that's where we're gonna make our bag, bro.
[02:08:29]  We're gonna be grinding Gta 6 online rp on kick 24 hours a day and everybody's like, why is it called KINO casino Gaming?
[02:08:37]  Why is it called KINO casino gaming?
[02:08:39]  You know you play games.
[02:08:40]  It's all part of the long game that Warski came up with.
[02:08:44]  People don't realize Warski's true genius.
[02:08:47]  He came up with the ultimate exit scheme, the Gta 6 Rp.
[02:08:51]  It's coming, it's on its way, and then I won't have to yell at I Dubs again.
[02:08:57]  You probably still do it.
[02:08:59]  You think so.
[02:09:00]  I just do it for the love of the game.
[02:09:01]  I really do I really join your roleplay server so you can just shoot.
[02:09:05]  Oh my god.
[02:09:06]  Yeah, he's gonna role play as a cock in the corner and he's gonna be all tatted up in game.
[02:09:13]  And where are the white women at?
[02:09:16]  Yeah, give me that anise, only fans, pussy bitch.
[02:09:20]  Yes, Mr Bull, and he's in the corner like GTA cockroll play, Sash.
[02:09:28]  And people are going to pay out the ass.
[02:09:30]  Okay, what's next?
[02:09:31]  The putsch campaign.
[02:09:32]  How do we donate?
[02:09:34]  Donate?
[02:09:36]  Look, if you're in Ohio, you can't donate because you're poor.
[02:09:40]  So listen, this is what you got to do.
[02:09:42]  Oh, no.
[02:09:43]  Vivek Ramaswamy has raised $10 million for his campaign.
[02:09:47]  Okay.
[02:09:48]  $10 million.
[02:09:49]  And almost all of that comes from another billionaire called David Yass.
[02:09:53]  Like, yes, Queen Slay.
[02:09:55]  I was going to do it.
[02:09:55]  Yeah.
[02:09:56]  Yas, Queen.
[02:09:57]  Yas, Vivek.
[02:09:58]  Yas, Slay.
[02:10:00]  So he donated $10 million redues to this shit.
[02:10:05]  And I did the math.
[02:10:07]  Okay.
[02:10:07]  I crunched the math.
[02:10:09]  If you want to compete with the $10 million campaign more fund, you need like 300 people doing face-to-face.
[02:10:18]  You can't do it with a knee pad from Suck Dick.
[02:10:20]  No.
[02:10:21]  Until we get the money.
[02:10:22]  No, this is more embarrassing.
[02:10:24]  This is, you need 300 people doing several hours of face-to-face canvassing.
[02:10:30]  Each person you talk to.
[02:10:32]  We're talking to Kiwi Farms and Kino Casino people.
[02:10:36]  Well, do you think they're going to go talk to people outside?
[02:10:40]  Unless, see, this is the issue.
[02:10:42]  Do you want to be ruled by Jeets or not?
[02:10:44]  This is the sacrifice that's required of you.
[02:10:46]  Oh, no, not social interaction, man.
[02:10:49]  All right, go ahead.
[02:10:50]  You need, it's like a couple minute interaction with a voter saying, don't vote for this fucking Jeet.
[02:10:55]  Vote for this other guy.
[02:10:56]  That is worth $200 of advertising money.
[02:10:59]  And they're actually more likely to do it than if they just saw $200 worth of advertisements.
[02:11:05]  Like the advertisements required to get someone not to vote for that guy at that point is a lot more.
[02:11:10]  So if you get 300 people who are doing a couple hours of face-to-face every week, you can theoretically get the 65,000 face-to-face interactions required to compete with a $10 million warfest.
[02:11:23]  So it's not actually an enormous, insurmountable amount of time.
[02:11:29]  You're saying we basically just need to be like Leonidas and assemble the brave 300 at Thermopylae to defend the Cincinnati.
[02:11:37]  The 300 in Cincinnati.
[02:11:39]  The 300 of Cincinnati that are going to go out and knock those fucking doors.
[02:11:43]  I'm going to organize the door knocking team.
[02:11:46]  I'm going to scream at them in business meetings.
[02:11:48]  Coffee is for closers.
[02:11:50]  What the fuck?
[02:11:51]  Where are the donos at?
[02:11:53]  You fucking promised me two grand this week, Josh.
[02:11:57]  What the fuck?
[02:11:58]  That's what it's going to be.
[02:11:59]  We're going to scream at these cunts and they're going to produce results.
[02:12:03]  There's no excuses.
[02:12:05]  The country's at stake.
[02:12:06]  You're closer to Ohio than I am.
[02:12:08]  You can go down there.
[02:12:10]  Yeah, I'm going to go.
[02:12:11]  I'm going to fucking go out there and I'm going to LP.
[02:12:14]  Is it like a terrorism offense for a Canadian to start canvassing for an American politician?
[02:12:18]  Will you get arrested for that?
[02:12:20]  We're going to have to ask Chat GPT.
[02:12:23]  Maybe they'll know.
[02:12:26]  Yeah.
[02:12:27]  Door knocking is borderline illegal anyway.
[02:12:30]  It's like the shadiest shit that you could possibly imagine.
[02:12:33]  So, you know, who really cares?
[02:12:36]  The other thing is, I think a lot of these seats are uncontested.
[02:12:41]  So if I had my way, every single one of the 66 would be contested because they usually have to spend like $5,000 to $10,000 on their campaigns.
[02:12:48]  Just if like, if there's another person there, they have to swing enough people to actually just not lose their seat to random chance.
[02:12:55]  So I'm trying to get people to run in every district, man and woman.
[02:12:59]  So there's 66 competitors.
[02:13:00]  Because then if you do the math, if they're spending $5,000 per chair, that's like $300 plus thousand dollars just to keep their incumbents in.
[02:13:08]  And that's really funny to me.
[02:13:10]  Because the requirement to get on the ballot, as I swear to God, one, you have to live there.
[02:13:16]  Two, you have to get five signatures from people who are registered to vote that live there.
[02:13:21]  That's it.
[02:13:22]  Can we get potentially criminal Sean to organize?
[02:13:25]  I keep messaging that fat fuck, and he doesn't commit to shit.
[02:13:28]  He says that he's been involved in county politics and all this other stuff.
[02:13:31]  And I'm like, bro, you got to get the fuck out there.
[02:13:33]  I even messaged the board of elections in his area.
[02:13:37]  And I'm like, is anybody running?
[02:13:38]  And they said, nobody is fucking running.
[02:13:40]  You have a wife.
[02:13:41]  You know five people.
[02:13:42]  You can get these signatures in one day and you can be potentially the only people running for this fucking seat.
[02:13:49]  And he hasn't committed to it.
[02:13:50]  This fucking one miscalculation you made, Josh.
[02:13:56]  That's that Sean's too busy eating ham sandwiches, man.
[02:14:00]  He just can't put down the ham sandwiches.
[02:14:03]  And bro, once you're on that ham sandwich kick, it's hard, bro.
[02:14:07]  Like they have them now at Walmart.
[02:14:09]  These honey glazed hams, like pre-ready, pre-sliced.
[02:14:13]  And you just fucking scoop it, put it on the sandwich.
[02:14:16]  It is very tempting.
[02:14:17]  You go to like Walmart or Publix or something, and they got all that deli shit that's like hot and ready, like ready to go.
[02:14:22]  You're like, fuck, man.
[02:14:23]  I could eat some fried chicken right now.
[02:14:24]  It's like fucking $8.
[02:14:26]  Like, what a value.
[02:14:28]  Holy shit.
[02:14:29]  I went to Chick-fil-A and my order was like $8.
[02:14:32]  I'm like, really?
[02:14:33]  Did you get everything?
[02:14:34]  All I got, I like, I just got like a sandwich meal.
[02:14:37]  I'm like, did you get everything?
[02:14:38]  And they're like, yeah, DoorDash this time.
[02:14:42]  Hey, I don't get Doordash.
[02:14:43]  Okay.
[02:14:44]  I don't believe it.
[02:14:45]  And I can't do it anymore because there's those MC Jarbo songs where he talks about like coming in the food and it's just completely ruined DoorDash.
[02:14:53]  It was MC Jarbo's psyop against DoorDash, eh?
[02:14:57]  He got you.
[02:14:58]  He did.
[02:14:59]  It's a very vile song.
[02:15:01]  Okay.
[02:15:01]  It's very visceral.
[02:15:02]  And at the time, I was overseas, so I had never had Doordash before.
[02:15:07]  And it was several years after that I even had the opportunity to get DoorDash.
[02:15:10]  And then all I can think about is the NC Jarbo song where Jarbo's coming into the food.
[02:15:14]  Europe really is a third world country.
[02:15:16]  There's no DoorDash.
[02:15:17]  They have other, they have other skipping.
[02:15:19]  It's just not DoorDash.
[02:15:21]  What the fuck, man?
[02:15:23]  Uber Uber Jeets?
[02:15:25]  No, they have like every country has its own thing.
[02:15:27]  I can't remember what it was.
[02:15:28]  It was like Leaferondo or something, was the one in Serbia.
[02:15:31]  Leafer or Zolt or Volt, I think was the name of it.
[02:15:36]  Oh my God, man.
[02:15:38]  No wonder it didn't catch on.
[02:15:39]  What sort of names are these, man?
[02:15:41]  What the fuck?
[02:15:43]  Okay, so is this it for the Vivek?
[02:15:46]  Did you get in your talking points?
[02:15:49]  Are you going to talk about we're building the war?
[02:15:51]  It took me two hours and 15 minutes, but yeah, I covered the very basic outline of the big thing I went to.
[02:15:57]  You got your medical Reddit.
[02:16:02]  Yeah, let me find it.
[02:16:04]  Sorry.
[02:16:04]  All right.
[02:16:06]  I'm just, I'm trying here.
[02:16:08]  You know, it's tough out in this motherfucker.
[02:16:11]  We basically have admitted to being full-on charlatans.
[02:16:14]  I think this might end our careers.
[02:16:16]  I don't know.
[02:16:17]  Do you think we can get away with it?
[02:16:19]  I think so.
[02:16:21]  Probably.
[02:16:22]  If we got away with all the stuff we got away with so far, what's like a few more scams?
[02:16:27]  You know, there was a guy.
[02:16:29]  We have Indians on the forum now who get upset.
[02:16:32]  No, it's gone to shit, hasn't it?
[02:16:35]  It's ruined.
[02:16:36]  There goes the neighborhood.
[02:16:37]  Like, you can't even segregate Kiwi Farms.
[02:16:41]  Go ahead.
[02:16:42]  There was a guy who we have.
[02:16:43]  I don't know if you know this, but on the forum, we basically have like an autonomous zone that's managed by women.
[02:16:49]  And I let them ban whoever they want, basically.
[02:16:53]  So in the women autonomous zone, an Indian posted in the manhate thread, which is like their bent zone for like they see shit by men on the internet that pisses them off.
[02:17:03]  So they say, like, God, men fucking suck.
[02:17:05]  That's basically it, like, infuriates people.
[02:17:09]  Like, they see this thread and they get, they see, like, this post, and I'm like, oh my God, I have to correct these bitches right now.
[02:17:15]  And it infuriates the most the Indian men.
[02:17:18]  There was a guy called Giorgio Cocklord, which I think.
[02:17:21]  They have the lowest SMV, right?
[02:17:24]  So they're just seething because they're not getting any pussy ever.
[02:17:28]  Have you ever seen those montages of like college women saying, like, I would never date an Indian man?
[02:17:33]  Of course.
[02:17:34]  Oh, to circle back to something I mentioned two hours ago.
[02:17:38]  Remember Sagittarius Shoddy?
[02:17:39]  There was a point to that story before.
[02:17:41]  What is this Sagittarius shoddy obsession?
[02:17:44]  Like, is this like fetish?
[02:17:47]  You have to see her.
[02:17:48]  Sagittarius.
[02:17:49]  I can't spell Sagittarius.
[02:17:50]  Give me a second.
[02:17:52]  Oh, boy.
[02:17:52]  Ah, here we go.
[02:17:53]  Okay.
[02:17:53]  So let me just show you.
[02:17:55]  No wonder we're not rich.
[02:17:57]  No wonder.
[02:17:58]  Ah, this is a great picture of her.
[02:18:00]  I think this sums her up quite well.
[02:18:01]  Okay.
[02:18:02]  So this is Shoddy.
[02:18:04]  She's a.
[02:18:05]  Oh, I see why you like this woman.
[02:18:09]  Yeah, I see why.
[02:18:11]  Would you care to share with the class, Josh?
[02:18:14]  So she's a wretched hoe.
[02:18:16]  Okay.
[02:18:17]  Uh-huh.
[02:18:19]  In one of her recent videos, she was talking about how, because there's so many poojets in Canada now that she gets Canadian clientele as a prostitute.
[02:18:29]  Or sorry.
[02:18:32]  When I said she's a fat hoe, I wasn't joking.
[02:18:34]  She's a literal prostitute.
[02:18:35]  She actually gets people to pay her for her body.
[02:18:39]  Yeah, that's her job.
[02:18:40]  She does OnlyFans and she's a hoe.
[02:18:42]  And she will ask the black guys that pay for her if she can shoot content for OnlyFans.

=== Prostitutes and Penises (05:05) ===

[02:18:49]  Okay.
[02:18:49]  Black men are down bad for white women.
[02:18:53]  Like, as long as your skin is white, like you could be fucked.
[02:18:56]  Look at this.
[02:18:57]  You think you're like fucking bedwritten fucking 900 pound.
[02:19:02]  Like they're like, shit, Shodi, you fucking Taiwan.
[02:19:06]  Yeah.
[02:19:08]  Tyrone coming up on yo.
[02:19:10]  Okay.
[02:19:11]  So she gets Indians that are paying her.
[02:19:14]  And she was doing like story time where she was talking about her Johns.
[02:19:20]  And she was talking about how Indian men have really small penises and they stink.
[02:19:27]  Well, we didn't need her to tell us that.
[02:19:29]  We could all just assume.
[02:19:31]  It was just really funny because it was like a really recent video that I was listening to because we talked about doing the stream like a couple weeks in advance.
[02:19:38]  I was listening to this and she was just like, yeah, you know, I had this Indian guy and like, wow, he was really stinky.
[02:19:44]  Now, that's crazy because that means that they're stinkier than black people.
[02:19:49]  Oh, yeah, for sure.
[02:19:51]  She's wild.
[02:19:51]  Like, but then is the small penis thing like because she's oversampled the black penis?
[02:19:58]  And so then it's like, by comparison, it's just like microscopy.
[02:20:02]  This is not a joke.
[02:20:03]  It's going to sound like it's a joke.
[02:20:04]  There are two condom sizes that are approved by the United Nations for mass distribution.
[02:20:10]  It's everybody in India.
[02:20:13]  No, bro.
[02:20:15]  Even smaller than the Chinese penis.
[02:20:18]  Yes.
[02:20:19]  Sar, sar, you have such big penis, so sar.
[02:20:23]  It's like that's chimpokemon south part.
[02:20:26]  Sorry, I've never seen such big penis as yours, Elon Sar.
[02:20:30]  We suck your ass or sar.
[02:20:33]  It's like, that's right.
[02:20:34]  It is big, isn't it?
[02:20:36]  And then the Indians just are siphoning away his wealth to run their scam.
[02:20:40]  He doesn't even care.
[02:20:41]  Yeah, and it's like the latex, it's so stretchy that it doesn't matter really how big it is as long as it's within like this range.
[02:20:48]  So they have it where it's like a regular condom will cover 90% of earth, except in India, where it's so small that actually if you use a regular size condom on an Indian guy, it's so loose that it starts to tear.
[02:21:02]  So it becomes ineffective.
[02:21:04]  So they have to distribute specifically for India Indian-sized condoms because their penises are too small.
[02:21:09]  Can't be true, can it?
[02:21:12]  There are literally articles by the United Nations about this.
[02:21:15]  Yeah, I've heard about this.
[02:21:17]  Sure, it is true, but this is like, can Indians catch a break?
[02:21:21]  Like, I tried to tell the story of the subway worker.
[02:21:24]  You know, I'm trying to celebrate Indian W's and heritage, but they're so few, so few and far between.
[02:21:32]  Indian, okay.
[02:21:33]  This is from Gemini.
[02:21:34]  Okay, this is the gangster computer god.
[02:21:36]  Indian condom sizes are narrower than many international large sizes because it's 52 millimeters for width.
[02:21:45]  Um, as studies show, Indian men need smaller condoms.
[02:21:49]  Brands like Jurex confirm this standard, though many still find them still large.
[02:21:53]  Leading is it potentially a bit gay, our fixation on other men's penises.
[02:22:02]  It is.
[02:22:02]  I'm not a big fan of like the whole penis size thing because I feel like that's like this never existed in human history.
[02:22:10]  I swear every show I'm talking about black bulls and jail rape and penises.
[02:22:17]  Yeah, I try to avoid that.
[02:22:19]  I try to avoid mutt posting, but sometimes someone's going to jail and you're like, he's going to get raped by black men by Bubba, sodomized against his will in the shower, and they're going to pump him full of cum.
[02:22:33]  It's like, whoa, sir, you're a little too enthusiastic about this.
[02:22:37]  Mightn't you be gay?
[02:22:38]  No, it's literally just American culture to talk about gang rape in prison.
[02:22:44]  Yeah, I know, right?
[02:22:45]  This is how it works.
[02:22:47]  It really is apple pie, black cock, the Super Bowl.
[02:22:53]  So there is literally the description.
[02:22:56]  I don't know if you heard that, but not only is there an Indian condom size, but the condom sizes that Jurex makes for Indians is actually still too large, and there are calls to make them smaller.
[02:23:08]  Is there a petition?
[02:23:11]  Can you find it?
[02:23:11]  There's a petition.
[02:23:12]  Sorry, the condoms are too big.
[02:23:15]  Like, the thing is, they're never even going to need them anyway, right?
[02:23:18]  Here you go.
[02:23:19]  So, it's true.
[02:23:20]  They just rape.
[02:23:21]  Oh, my.
[02:23:23]  That's why women need the rape packs condom, buddy.
[02:23:26]  Oh, that's good.
[02:23:27]  Do you remember that shit?
[02:23:28]  I do.
[02:23:29]  I know.
[02:23:30]  It's an old meme, but it checks out, sir.
[02:23:32]  You know, it's just like, holy shit.
[02:23:34]  Can you imagine you go in and they just get these needles clamped into your cock?
[02:23:42]  Whoa, buddy.
[02:23:44]  Like, that's crazy.
[02:23:46]  Bad day to be Indian.
[02:23:48]  It's tough.
[02:23:49]  It's tough out there, Indians.
[02:23:50]  But that's why they use the iron rod first.
[02:23:53]  They're smart.

=== Parlay Perils (15:44) ===

[02:23:54]  I know.
[02:23:55]  They've adapted.
[02:23:59]  They've adapted to the rape.
[02:24:02]  There's life finds the way.
[02:24:05]  It's adapt or die.
[02:24:06]  You got to find a way to adapt to the rape.
[02:24:09]  Have you ever seen Codex Paget 3?
[02:24:12]  What is this?
[02:24:13]  Codex Pajeet 3.
[02:24:16]  You've never seen Codex Paget 3?
[02:24:19]  No, Josh.
[02:24:20]  I don't spend all my day obsessing about brown people.
[02:24:24]  You're full of shit.
[02:24:25]  You're a fucking liar.
[02:24:28]  I'm too busy watching Hamilton, man.
[02:24:31]  Watching football.
[02:24:33]  Yeah, I know.
[02:24:33]  I really am.
[02:24:34]  Like, the whole weekend, it's just football day.
[02:24:36]  I just sit there and I just watch football for nuts.
[02:24:41]  I don't spend all my day obsessing over brown people.
[02:24:44]  Anyways, let's go see what the bears are up to.
[02:24:46]  Let's go, black guys.
[02:24:47]  Run the ball, black guys.
[02:24:51]  Doing, buddy.
[02:24:54]  Let's go.
[02:24:55]  We got to get you into sports.
[02:24:57]  Fact sports.
[02:24:58]  We're going to get you into degenerate sports gambling.
[02:25:01]  You're going to love it, bro.
[02:25:02]  Do you really gamble?
[02:25:04]  After watching.
[02:25:06]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:25:07]  For real?
[02:25:08]  Even after I learned by the FBI that all the games are rigged, and I thought to myself, I'm like, I have to stop.
[02:25:15]  This is all rigged.
[02:25:16]  It's all WWE.
[02:25:18]  But I was like, I love it too much.
[02:25:21]  I have to keep gambling.
[02:25:23]  I can't stop.
[02:25:24]  It's too fun.
[02:25:25]  Are you for real?
[02:25:27]  You got to have a little bit of action on the game.
[02:25:30]  Pick one that's cheap.
[02:25:32]  You got to get a same-game parlay, buddy.
[02:25:35]  Anytime touchdown scorer.
[02:25:37]  Oh, God.
[02:25:39]  You build the parlay.
[02:25:41]  You put 10 bucks down, try and turn it into 200 bucks.
[02:25:45]  I'm down tens of thousands of dollars.
[02:25:50]  Psych.
[02:25:51]  Psych.
[02:25:53]  You're killing me.
[02:25:55]  Buddy, it's not about winning money.
[02:25:58]  You got to start to, it's about enjoying the rush and the thrill of losing.
[02:26:04]  Oh, man.
[02:26:05]  You got to enjoy the losing.
[02:26:07]  You know, it's all so much.
[02:26:08]  You know what I can do with tens of thousands of dollars?
[02:26:11]  I got fucking servers to put together.
[02:26:13]  I got DDoS protection to get.
[02:26:15]  I need AI.
[02:26:17]  What if we win?
[02:26:18]  What if your parlay ticket cashes for 200 grand, buddy?
[02:26:24]  What then?
[02:26:25]  You pick every game on an NFL Sunday right on the point spread, buddy.
[02:26:30]  You turn your mere $20 investment into 200 grand, Josh.
[02:26:36]  You're literally torturing me right now.
[02:26:40]  I don't know why this person.
[02:26:43]  Well, what's crazy, Josh, is how widespread this is.
[02:26:47]  Every single person I know in real life is addicted to sports gambling.
[02:26:52]  We're all sitting there on our phones, bro.
[02:26:54]  What are you doing?
[02:26:55]  We got to put it together.
[02:26:56]  We got to build the parlay.
[02:26:58]  There were two big things outside of my Indian sickness that just gobsmacked me when I came back to the U.S.
[02:27:04]  They did not exist when I left.
[02:27:06]  One is e-cigarettes.
[02:27:07]  We had basically eradicated smoking as a thing in the United States when I left.
[02:27:11]  I come back, everyone's fucking puffing on vapors.
[02:27:14]  It's disgusting.
[02:27:14]  I love it.
[02:27:15]  This is so good, bro.
[02:27:17]  Like, it's just amazing that we find a way to continue vice and addiction.
[02:27:22]  Like, there's nothing I love more than being addicted.
[02:27:26]  Food, gambling, the internet.
[02:27:29]  I'm a simple man.
[02:27:31]  I need my dopamine or I'm going to go fucking crazy because the world's fucked, buddy.
[02:27:39]  I'm trying to get into anything just despite you.
[02:27:42]  I was going to say, you don't even, babe.
[02:27:44]  You're just fucking lying to my face.
[02:27:47]  I don't even gamble on sports.
[02:27:51]  Oh, I don't believe that.
[02:27:53]  You call your show the Keno Casino, buddy.
[02:27:55]  You're telling on yourself.
[02:27:56]  Well, that's the thing.
[02:27:57]  It's upfront and honest right away.
[02:27:59]  It's like, listen, all of this money is getting pissed away.
[02:28:04]  All of it.
[02:28:04]  It's all going to degeneracy.
[02:28:07]  I don't know.
[02:28:08]  I remember when Bossman Jack first became a thing.
[02:28:11]  I'm like, why the fuck are people giving this guy money to gamble?
[02:28:13]  And then by the end of it, I had given him like money because it was funny.
[02:28:17]  Listen, we're going to start the Josh Moon sports gambling show where you build your part, you watch the games and you just start fucking getting pissed.
[02:28:27]  I literally don't even know what a parlay is.
[02:28:28]  I'm so angry.
[02:28:30]  I can't believe it, Josh.
[02:28:32]  Honestly, the parlays are for suckers.
[02:28:34]  Don't fucking do parlay bets.
[02:28:35]  Honestly, don't gamble at all.
[02:28:37]  That's my advice.
[02:28:38]  Really?
[02:28:38]  It's a parlay like when you guess like weird shit, like someone's going to run this many feet or whatever.
[02:28:43]  Those are like crop bets and stuff.
[02:28:45]  You'll bet how many yards the football player will get who will get the touchdown.
[02:28:50]  But a parlay is so degenerate, you're stringing multiple things together.
[02:28:55]  So you're like, for instance, Derrick Henry is going to get two touchdowns and 100 yards, and the quarterback's going to throw two passing touchdowns, and Buddy's going to get an interception.
[02:29:07]  And you just build like this magical world of improbability.
[02:29:11]  And you think you're like, oh, bro, but what if it does hit?
[02:29:14]  But they know it's not going to fucking hit.
[02:29:17]  And you're just flushing your money down.
[02:29:18]  Any of those are wrong.
[02:29:19]  Like, if it gets 99 yards, it's just throwing out the fucking.
[02:29:22]  Over if you're one yard off or a half yard off.
[02:29:24]  And then what's crazy is like they just rig it.
[02:29:27]  So there was one game last week where it was the Rams, Matthew Stafford.
[02:29:32]  One guy put like 20 grand on him to get one rushing yard, right?
[02:29:36]  He got two rushing yards, but on the last play of the game, instead of kneeling right at the line for no loss, mysteriously he took three steps backwards and kneeled down.
[02:29:49]  And then the bet lost, which was currently winning and turned into 9-1 yard.
[02:29:54]  People are like, this is rigged.
[02:29:55]  I can't believe it.
[02:29:56]  Last night, the over-under.
[02:29:59]  So you can bet on how many points are going to be scored in the game, right?
[02:30:03]  So the over-under was 36 and a half, that there would be 36 and a half points in the game.
[02:30:09]  They get to 36 points.
[02:30:12]  There's an extra point kick.
[02:30:13]  This is automatic for 37 and the over is going to hit.
[02:30:18]  The kicker like intentionally missed it, shaved off the point, and everyone lost their ticket that they should have won.
[02:30:25]  And it's just so obvious and transparent that it's fucking rigged.
[02:30:29]  And everybody complains every week that it's rigged and they've been scammed.
[02:30:33]  But then they bet again anyway.
[02:30:34]  Like I saw Dave Portnoy.
[02:30:36]  You're sounding like Boston Jack screaming about how fucking evil out of the game.
[02:30:40]  The Raiders game.
[02:30:41]  No, he's literally like Dave Portnoy is calling for the Raiders like coach to be killed.
[02:30:46]  He's like, kill Pete Carroll.
[02:30:49]  Stone him.
[02:30:50]  The Jewish guy that arrests people for anti-Semitism while he eats pizza.
[02:30:54]  Yes, that guy is a degenerate gambler who wastes all of his money every fucking week.
[02:31:01]  And he bet on this fucking game.
[02:31:04]  And there was no reason for them to kick this field goal.
[02:31:07]  It was obviously transparent about the spread of the game.
[02:31:10]  And he just starts screaming, this is fraud.
[02:31:13]  Pete Carroll needs to be investigated.
[02:31:15]  Kill him.
[02:31:16]  Crucify him with like murderous rage in his voice.
[02:31:19]  And it's like, you think that's an outlier, but that's every single normal person every single Sunday.
[02:31:27]  You are the outlier.
[02:31:29]  Everyone else has a chronic gambling addiction because it's now just in the palm of your hand.
[02:31:34]  You don't have to go to a casino anymore.
[02:31:37]  You don't have to do anything.
[02:31:38]  It's just please stay on your grind sets, Saz, stay on your grind sets and make the money.
[02:31:44]  The white pigs that are racist, they are gambling away their future.
[02:31:48]  They take credit card, they take debit card, they take crypto now.
[02:31:53]  They take everything.
[02:31:54]  Well, that was what I was going to say is when I came back, besides the e-segs, was gambling.
[02:31:58]  Gambling is like ubiquitous.
[02:31:59]  You see it on billboards.
[02:32:01]  You see them.
[02:32:01]  The one thing that fucking like just like, I couldn't even believe it was I went to, there are states where you can go into a gas station and see beautiful 12-foot tall slot machines straight out of Las Vegas, just sitting in the most decrepit dumpster fucking gas station ever.
[02:32:18]  And there are people there.
[02:32:20]  There's no one in there to play it, but they'll be in there.
[02:32:22]  You'll see someone in there at like 11 in the morning.
[02:32:24]  Fuck there was a motel next to a gas station that had a couple of these and there would always be people flowing in and out.
[02:32:33]  You would go, I went in there one time because it was like a shitty gas station because I needed something.
[02:32:37]  And there were like people there like walking in and out, like betting $1 at a time and leaving after they lost.
[02:32:44]  And it was just like, this did not exist in this country when I left.
[02:32:49]  But it's been explained to me now that like in certain states, I think it was Pennsylvania, they have a rule where the way that the games work, it's like the name of the company that even owns the machines that operates them in Pennsylvania is called something like Skill Games LLC or something.
[02:33:07]  Because it's like betting, but technically you have the faintest fucking control over what happens.
[02:33:13]  So, there's like a skill to it, and that it's all the illusion of control.
[02:33:18]  You have no control.
[02:33:19]  You think with your sports, oh, I'm smart, I'm gonna pick it.
[02:33:23]  You have no control, it's all priced in, you have no advantage.
[02:33:28]  There used to be some times, like in the early days of mixed martial arts and stuff, when the bookies didn't know you could get some sort of an advantage.
[02:33:37]  The only things that you can get, like, a true, genuine advantage over the house now is like fucking hand tennis and fucking China, like super amateur, like rigged shit.
[02:33:48]  And there's gambling groups that actually are in on the fixes.
[02:33:51]  But then, if you go and do that, like your account gets banned because they know like what the fraud is, and they know like you're not in the club that's allowed to profit, and you just get fucking banned from the books and shit like that.
[02:34:04]  Don't ever gamble thinking you're gonna make money on anything, you're not whether it's sports, whether it's slot machines, whether it's anything, blackjack, you will always fucking lose in the long run.
[02:34:16]  You know, if you go that's your mentality, it's like why not just get like a cheaper hobby?
[02:34:22]  Well, I have to watch the football games, Josh.
[02:34:27]  I have to watch you.
[02:34:29]  I could be out there right now canvassing for Casey Push to win.
[02:34:34]  I want bread and I want circus, and as long as I have that, I'm happy.
[02:34:40]  And may God help the souls of those who take away my bread and circuses or want me to do anything.
[02:34:48]  Lord Vishnu has blessed us with this continent.
[02:34:51]  The white people are associated with the bread and circuses.
[02:34:54]  We have our non-bread and make the give me some better promotions on my gambling app, Vivek.
[02:35:02]  Like, give me a 20% odds boost.
[02:35:04]  I'll vote for you.
[02:35:05]  So, there is a show in big moon on this cricket game.
[02:35:09]  So, I guarantee you, if you vet on Bikadika, shit, dick, nicknicks on the horse races, are they just Jeets?
[02:35:20]  No, like, I'm telling you, like, you ever see horse racing in real life?
[02:35:25]  Um, there was a Greyhound track in Florida, but not the horse racing.
[02:35:29]  That's crazy, horse racing is the whitest thing in the world.
[02:35:34]  You go there, every single person is white, and they're all over the age of 50.
[02:35:38]  It's fucking crazy, dude.
[02:35:40]  It's like the whitest thing in the world.
[02:35:42]  I bet you the whitest thing in the world is not even just horse racing.
[02:35:47]  I bet you it's dressage.
[02:35:48]  But if you find a dressage club, there ain't gonna be a fucking and I'm gonna have my like aquarium.
[02:35:55]  What is it?
[02:35:55]  Aquarian?
[02:35:56]  What's it called?
[02:35:57]  Is that what it is?
[02:35:59]  Aquarian.
[02:35:59]  I'm talking about like an equestria, equestrian, equestrian.
[02:36:03]  That's the correct term.
[02:36:04]  We're gonna be horse breeders and we're gonna race them.
[02:36:07]  All the fucking guys on the horseback, though, they're all midgets.
[02:36:10]  They're like five foot tall.
[02:36:12]  That's why I don't like it.
[02:36:13]  The jeets are gonna take over fucking horse racing, bro.
[02:36:15]  They're gonna find out that they're really tiny, and that means that they can ride horses really well.
[02:36:20]  It's fun, though.
[02:36:21]  You go to the track, $2 minimum bet.
[02:36:25]  You just have fun.
[02:36:27]  You don't have to go too heavy.
[02:36:29]  You don't have to go too degenerate.
[02:36:30]  There's like a cheap dinner option for the seniors that are there.
[02:36:35]  It's great.
[02:36:36]  It's a nice afternoon.
[02:36:37]  You get out of the house.
[02:36:38]  Is this really what you do?
[02:36:39]  You go out to like horse races and then to like betting parlors to watch football games?
[02:36:43]  Like Woodbine, Mohawk, Fort Erie track.
[02:36:46]  I go to them all.
[02:36:47]  What do you drink when you go out to like a sports betting casino?
[02:36:52]  Or do you like do it at home, like a degenerate?
[02:36:55]  I don't drink at home anymore, but when I did, I drink screwdrivers, vodka, and orange juice, or I would just drink vodka and chase it with water is what I would do.
[02:37:06]  That's pretty degen.
[02:37:08]  It is.
[02:37:09]  It is.
[02:37:10]  I would drink fucking back when I was in college and I was broke.
[02:37:13]  I would drink malt liquor 40 ounce.
[02:37:15]  I would drink old English 800s.
[02:37:18]  And they have one here called Maximum Ice.
[02:37:21]  I drink Colt 45.
[02:37:23]  I drink Budweiser shot.
[02:37:25]  Because what we would do, me and my buddies, we would actually mathematically calculate the price of the alcohol per dollar to get the best possible bang for our buck on booze.
[02:37:35]  And we were just drinking the nastiest fucking swill in the world.
[02:37:40]  It was fucking disgusting.
[02:37:42]  You couldn't pay me to do it now.
[02:37:44]  You know, I've never been like a heavy drinker, but in Ukraine, I would drink about like a fifth of vodka like once a month, like over the month.
[02:37:53]  I would sometimes have shots.
[02:37:55]  And it was very, very good vodka and it was extremely cheap.
[02:37:58]  Like it was 50 kribna, which is like less than a dollar for like the best vodka I've ever had.
[02:38:03]  It's stalichnayach.
[02:38:06]  You drink the stalichnaya.
[02:38:09]  It's like for its price, like it's the best vodka, in my opinion.
[02:38:13]  Like you could pay way more, like, but it's not worth it.
[02:38:18]  I think that's about as good as it gets at that price point.
[02:38:22]  I've never seen this.
[02:38:23]  If I reckon, if I saw the bottle, I'd recognize it, but I can't remember it off the top of my head.
[02:38:27]  Nowadays, however, if I'm with people and I want to drink, it's gin and tonic.
[02:38:32]  Oh my God.
[02:38:34]  So you've gone gay.
[02:38:36]  I'm very white.
[02:38:37]  Okay.
[02:38:37]  Don't judge me.
[02:38:38]  The gin and tonic.
[02:38:39]  That's the DSP drink of choice.
[02:38:41]  I heard it.
[02:38:42]  And it made me question my life choices.
[02:38:44]  I know.
[02:38:45]  I know.
[02:38:46]  For me, I'm a simple man.
[02:38:48]  I like my Budweiser football and my chicken.
[02:38:53]  I'll actually drink that shit.
[02:38:54]  Like, I don't give a fuck.
[02:38:56]  There was a video of Cobes, King Cobra, where he went into a bar in Casper, Wyoming.
[02:39:03]  And he went up to, he was streaming.
[02:39:05]  He went to the bar lady and says, Yeah, I'll have one of them tranny beers.
[02:39:09]  And she just immediately served him a Bud Light.
[02:39:11]  Like, no question, knew exactly what the fuck.
[02:39:17]  I have people question you, like, you're going to drink a Budweiser?
[02:39:20]  What the fuck?
[02:39:21]  Like, Dylan Mulvaney?
[02:39:23]  It's like, listen, dude.
[02:39:24]  You've had people at a bar yell at you for that.
[02:39:27]  Yeah.
[02:39:27]  Yeah, I did.
[02:39:29]  One guy or Rose of he's like, you can't do that, bro.
[02:39:33]  You got to order a Coors.
[02:39:35]  Like, well, I like Bud better.
[02:39:36]  Like, I don't think it's going to make a difference.
[02:39:38]  He's like, no, it will, man.

=== Why We Drink Bud Light (08:17) ===

[02:39:39]  You can't do this.
[02:39:40]  It did.
[02:39:41]  It did make a difference.
[02:39:42]  They are suffering immensely.
[02:39:44]  And all those poor distributors went out of businesses.
[02:39:48]  I'm like, okay, I'll get Estella.
[02:39:50]  He's like, no, that's not.
[02:39:51]  You can't.
[02:39:51]  That's Anheuser.
[02:39:53]  What is it?
[02:39:55]  It's good on him for actually looking up with the other brands.
[02:39:59]  That's like, God damn it.
[02:40:00]  I got to stop having political friends.
[02:40:02]  You know, like, where are my fucking goists?
[02:40:06]  Are you talking about what was his name?
[02:40:09]  Swimmer?
[02:40:09]  No, what was his name?
[02:40:10]  Oh, surfer.
[02:40:11]  You're sort of a surfer.
[02:40:12]  Yeah, it wasn't him.
[02:40:13]  No, I actually don't know if that was happening at that time.
[02:40:18]  I don't know.
[02:40:18]  What was it, 2020?
[02:40:19]  I guess we were still hanging out there.
[02:40:23]  I don't know.
[02:40:24]  It was after the fact.
[02:40:25]  It was like a year, I think, after the fact of this whole fucking protest or whatever.
[02:40:30]  And one of my buddies was giving me a hard time about it.
[02:40:33]  Like, you can't, you can't buy any.
[02:40:35]  He knew every brand.
[02:40:36]  He's like, though, I mean, people were fucking sweet cards.
[02:40:39]  They went from like one thing to the other.
[02:40:42]  The thing is, you shouldn't drink at all.
[02:40:43]  Like, it's one of the worst things for your health and your brain.
[02:40:47]  You can possibly fucking.
[02:40:48]  I'm on the side of the conscientious objector.
[02:40:51]  Okay.
[02:40:51]  I swear, this is what I do.
[02:40:53]  When I go to a store, I will go to the produce section and I will check the country of origin of every single place and try to find the most American produce.
[02:41:04]  I'll be staring at fucking rhubarb, like, is this made in America?
[02:41:06]  It better be.
[02:41:07]  I'm not buying it if it's not.
[02:41:08]  Was your cape flying, buddy?
[02:41:11]  Your superhero cape was just flying in the wind.
[02:41:14]  There's a lot of people.
[02:41:14]  When I decided I wear the American flag like a cape, and it was actually floating in the wind.
[02:41:19]  It was flying.
[02:41:20]  You're saving the world one produce purchase at a time.
[02:41:24]  Now, listen, if it was me and I changed my grocery, I might actually sway the trade war because I buy so much groceries.
[02:41:31]  Well, I'll tell you when I go out and I look for tomatoes, I don't know what the fuck it is, but you guys got some crazy greenhouse shit up there.
[02:41:38]  And all the tomatoes in the U.S. are made in Canada now.
[02:41:42]  Everything's fucking twisted.
[02:41:43]  These guys were trying to tell us to buy Canadian orange juice the other day.
[02:41:49]  Like, what orange trees are in Canada?
[02:41:52]  Like, I like, whoa, it's a Canadian company.
[02:41:55]  It's like this shit's still coming from Florida or California.
[02:41:58]  Shut the fuck up.
[02:42:00]  Meanwhile, like, everyone here can't even afford fucking food.
[02:42:03]  Do you know we're at 25% food insecurity in Canada where one in four Canadians are visiting a food bank?
[02:42:10]  Really?
[02:42:10]  It's double the U.S. rate.
[02:42:12]  And they're telling us you gotta buy more expensive groceries.
[02:42:16]  Like, fuck, I can't.
[02:42:17]  Like, I heard a statistic that it was like one in six from like the foodbank.org website.
[02:42:23]  And I was like, that sounds ridiculous.
[02:42:25]  But the way they estimate that statistic is how many people last year, how many people relied on charity for any source of food?
[02:42:32]  So it's like had to go to a church, how to go to a food pantry, how to go to a food bank, something like that.
[02:42:37]  So that is surprising that these are sick.
[02:42:41]  Sickening, sickening.
[02:42:42]  Like, yeah, it used to be a meme, but now it's just real.
[02:42:45]  The thing is, is that to bring it back to Indians, Indians won't work in the field.
[02:42:49]  They want to be sorry, Elons working in tech companies and shit.
[02:42:53]  One of the big problems, it was in my presentation, which I don't know if we're getting to at this point.
[02:42:58]  No, we probably have to cut it off at three.
[02:43:02]  Oh my God, my whole glorious presentation, but it was showing the Indians scamming the food bank, like they're advertising back home.
[02:43:09]  Free food in Canada, sir.
[02:43:11]  Here's how you get your free food when you get here in their own language with like English subtitles.
[02:43:16]  It's fucking crazy, man.
[02:43:18]  They just come over and just rob the food banks instead of going to the grocery store.
[02:43:23]  It's like, it's not really meant for this.
[02:43:25]  It's meant for people who are struggling, but we are struggle, sir.
[02:43:29]  Okay.
[02:43:30]  I mean, at this point, you'd basically be retarded if you were coming over from the four, like from another country to the U.S. to not just completely rip off absolutely everything.
[02:43:38]  Like, it's just a bank to be robbed at this point.
[02:43:41]  No, we should vote for vet.
[02:43:46]  Uh, no, he's brown, he's stinky, he's got clown feet.
[02:43:50]  Fuck him.
[02:43:51]  These internal inconsistencies.
[02:43:53]  No, we have a coherent worldview.
[02:43:55]  I swear to God, it's not just internet brain bullshit.
[02:43:58]  No, no, no.
[02:43:59]  It's I'm saying that from their perspective, there's no reason not to rob the country.
[02:44:03]  From my perspective, I don't want to be robbed.
[02:44:05]  This is very consistent.
[02:44:07]  Well, the IRS has decided you don't have a choice.
[02:44:11]  It's true.
[02:44:11]  They have.
[02:44:13]  So I don't know.
[02:44:15]  It's tough out here.
[02:44:16]  It's tough out here for a pimp.
[02:44:17]  Tough out here for a G. What do we got next on the docket?
[02:44:24]  Let's see.
[02:44:25]  Do you want to show one of your things?
[02:44:27]  Just so we can show one thing and be like, we did it.
[02:44:29]  I just show one thing.
[02:44:31]  I have 17.
[02:44:33]  Oh, I guess we're going to go to the 17-minute Indians are pooping on the beach.
[02:44:39]  Is that what we're going to do?
[02:44:41]  Is that 17 minutes?
[02:44:43]  It is actually.
[02:44:44]  Well, I have three different clips.
[02:44:46]  It started off like my presentation was like, so there's this guy, Trudeau, and he dances like an Indian.
[02:44:52]  And then he decided to let them all in.
[02:44:54]  And then I have like the demographic chart where immigration skyrockets.
[02:44:59]  And then like I was going to show the demographics of Brampton and how it's just become completely Indian.
[02:45:05]  Brampton.
[02:45:06]  That's um, that's where Shodi is from.
[02:45:09]  I'm not surprised.
[02:45:12]  Brampton is hell on earth, buddy.
[02:45:17]  How long are do you want to go into Brampton quickly?
[02:45:20]  I have heard the name Brampton like whispered, like hushed whispers.
[02:45:25]  We call it Bram La Desh here now.
[02:45:29]  That's the nickname.
[02:45:30]  It used to be Flower City because they had all these beautiful flowers that the municipality curated.
[02:45:37]  Now it's Bram La Desh.
[02:45:40]  And it's tough.
[02:45:42]  Do you see here?
[02:45:43]  I sent you this Google Drive.
[02:45:45]  Yeah, let me pull it up.
[02:45:46]  Or do you want to do your doctor?
[02:45:49]  Maybe that's next time.
[02:45:51]  Where'd you send me the drive?
[02:45:54]  It's the first thing I sent you today.
[02:45:56]  Hold on.
[02:45:58]  I will send it again.
[02:45:59]  It was before your message.
[02:46:02]  I found it.
[02:46:02]  Oh, good.
[02:46:03]  Yeah.
[02:46:05]  Okay.
[02:46:07]  For some reason, when I copy link, it doesn't actually copy the link that I am hovering over.
[02:46:12]  It copies the link of the message.
[02:46:14]  That's very useful.
[02:46:14]  Thank you, Dust Brand.
[02:46:18]  Okay, great.
[02:46:18]  So let me see if I can share that real quick.
[02:46:24]  We'll share my screen and then I have my thing set up so that.
[02:46:29]  Share my screen.
[02:46:31]  Application.
[02:46:32]  Firefox.
[02:46:33]  Yes.
[02:46:34]  So here's what's going to happen to your country if you guys vote for Vivek.
[02:46:39]  And this is actually my persuasive case as to why you can't do it.
[02:46:44]  So first of all, once you allow the Indian lover in, this is what happens.
[02:46:48]  Go up to zero.
[02:46:50]  We'll see.
[02:46:50]  You've probably seen this.
[02:46:52]  But this is our prime minister.
[02:46:54]  This was the guy who decided to let it all go to shit.
[02:46:58]  Let's have a look.
[02:47:02]  Look at him go.
[02:47:04]  Oh, he's dancing.
[02:47:05]  He got moves, man.
[02:47:06]  He got moves.
[02:47:08]  That's why the ladies voted for him.
[02:47:11]  He had nice hair.
[02:47:14]  So he's just a complete Indian LARPer.
[02:47:18]  You guys get the picture.
[02:47:20]  There's actually, I had multiple videos of him dancing like an Indian, but we only need the one.
[02:47:28]  Look at him go.
[02:47:29]  Look at him.
[02:47:31]  What happened to him after the election?
[02:47:32]  Is he like gone forever?
[02:47:34]  He's now dating Katy Perry, Josh.
[02:47:37]  Are you shitting me?
[02:47:38]  No, I'm not kidding.
[02:47:39]  He's like, Perry.
[02:47:41]  And Russell Brand is like, Katie, you can't do this to me.
[02:47:44]  Like, this is wrong.
[02:47:46]  This is mad, dude.
[02:47:47]  Like, he's complaining.
[02:47:49]  So next we have, so this is what happened.
[02:47:51]  After we elected this guy, you see this next piece here.
[02:47:54]  We're going to look at this chart.

=== Immigration Protests and Language Politics (14:36) ===

[02:47:56]  And this chart shows the level of immigration in Canada.
[02:48:01]  And traditionally, it was around, you know, 200, 300,000 people a year.
[02:48:06]  Suddenly, right during COVID, Justo just decided to say, fuck you.
[02:48:12]  And you see the spike.
[02:48:13]  It's comical.
[02:48:14]  We're bringing in millions of people now a year.
[02:48:19]  Yeah.
[02:48:19]  And now that their visas are expiring, there's student visas for like a million Indians.
[02:48:24]  Is there any plan whatsoever on how to deport them all?
[02:48:26]  Because they're not going to leave.
[02:48:27]  So they're supposed to self-deport, right?
[02:48:30]  And they're actually organizing protests to stay.
[02:48:33]  And it's part of my presentation, actually, is them protesting to stay.
[02:48:38]  But I don't think that we actually have the will to remove them.
[02:48:44]  And what's crazy is Canada only has a population of like 30 something million people, right?
[02:48:50]  So when we bring in a half million permanent new residents every single year and then another million temporary workers on top of that, the demographic change happens so rapidly.
[02:49:02]  Like it's not possible for it to happen this quickly in the States because of the size of the population.
[02:49:08]  We are just like completely overwhelmed now to where in large portions of Canada, you're a complete minority.
[02:49:14]  So now we go into the next slide and we can kind of start to see the demographic breakdown of Brampton.
[02:49:21]  Do you think so too?
[02:49:23]  Then you're wrong because in Brampton 1.96% of population are Nigerians.
[02:49:28]  2.7% are immigrants from UK.
[02:49:32]  2.7% are from Trinidad and Tobago.
[02:49:35]  4.55% are Sri Lankans.
[02:49:38]  5.1% are from Guyana.
[02:49:40]  5.66% are from Guyana.
[02:49:44]  4.5% are Pakistani.
[02:49:45]  Add this up.
[02:49:46]  0.2% are Jamaicans.
[02:49:48]  And finally, Brampton's largest immigrant group, Indians, making up to 59.0%.
[02:49:56]  You got 60% are just straight up Indians.
[02:49:59]  Then 7% are Pakistani, which are basically, and so there's 65%.
[02:50:04]  So 70% when you add the Sri Lankans are Indian.
[02:50:07]  And then you've got another 8% that are black, another 5% that are Filipino, like another 2% Nigerian, Trinidadian.
[02:50:16]  Like it's crazy, bro.
[02:50:17]  Like, do the math.
[02:50:19]  How many do you think are fucking white?
[02:50:22]  Like, it's less than 30% at this point.
[02:50:25]  Like, it's crazy.
[02:50:27]  So when you go out, it's just like an endless tire of Indians everywhere all the time.
[02:50:31]  Yeah.
[02:50:31]  It's Indians and it's Filipinos and it's Chinese and you are the minority.
[02:50:36]  And you can play a game in Toronto in the GTA called spot the white person.
[02:50:41]  And you can go 10, 15, 20, 30 minutes without seeing a white person just going outside.
[02:50:48]  That's your life because it's over and it's gone.
[02:50:51]  It's conquered, right?
[02:50:53]  That's what happens if you vote for Vivek.
[02:50:55]  So we can do a further demographic breakdown in the next few slides.
[02:51:00]  We're just going to power through this presentation.
[02:51:03]  Did you know, according to the 2021 census, the city of Brampton had the fifth largest immigrant population in Canada.
[02:51:12]  So there are four places that are even worse off.
[02:51:15]  There were 250 ethnic origins and 171 different spoken languages, Josh.
[02:51:22]  Just think about that.
[02:51:24]  Think about how crazy it is to try and have a police officer.
[02:51:28]  Is it just like in list like languages like translated into a thousand different languages?
[02:51:33]  Well, that's what it's going to start to be.
[02:51:35]  Like they're not official languages, but because there's so many people that are coming over that only speak Urdu or Hindi or Arabic, we're now starting to offer documentation in those fucking languages.
[02:51:48]  And you see government signs and stuff put up in those languages, even though English and French are the only two official languages.
[02:51:56]  But once you have two languages, then what's to stop you from having three languages?
[02:52:01]  That's why the fight against Spanish in the United States is so important.
[02:52:05]  70.
[02:52:06]  Oh my God.
[02:52:07]  53% of Brampton's population was born outside of Canada.
[02:52:11]  And that's back in 2021.
[02:52:13]  They brought in millions since then.
[02:52:16]  It's crazy.
[02:52:17]  We go to the next slide.
[02:52:18]  We can see even more of the demographic breakdown.
[02:52:24]  80% of Brampton's population reported as being a visible minority.
[02:52:30]  An increase of 20%.
[02:52:33]  How can you be a minority when you're 80%?
[02:52:37]  Isn't that fucking crazy?
[02:52:38]  It's a bit of a paradox.
[02:52:40]  It's just fucking twisted, buddy.
[02:52:43]  Anyway, that's the state of fucking Brampton demographically.
[02:52:46]  Now let's see how that relates to real life.
[02:52:49]  So here we have just a random house party in Brampton, just a typical Saturday in Brampton.
[02:52:56]  Oh my God.
[02:52:57]  This is Canada.
[02:52:58]  This is it.
[02:53:00]  And by the way, you'll see these guys dancing like this in the grocery store.
[02:53:05]  You go to the grocery store and they'll be in there full gear for Diwali and shit, like dancing to collect money.
[02:53:12]  Look at this.
[02:53:13]  Have you literally seen this in real life?
[02:53:15]  Yes.
[02:53:16]  Like a black party like this?
[02:53:18]  Yes.
[02:53:18]  This is not a fantasy.
[02:53:20]  Like this is real life now.
[02:53:22]  This is how it is.
[02:53:24]  I would lose my fucking mind.
[02:53:26]  I'm telling you guys, if you vote for Vivek, this is what's coming.
[02:53:29]  People in Canada didn't realize, oh, we're tolerant.
[02:53:32]  We love everybody.
[02:53:34]  Let's be open-minded.
[02:53:35]  And then our brains fell out of our fucking head.
[02:53:37]  We went way too far.
[02:53:39]  It's fucked.
[02:53:40]  So now here we have, okay, this is around one in four Canadians.
[02:53:45]  Nearly 10 million people experience food insecurity.
[02:53:48]  What can you just admit?
[02:53:49]  Like the northern part of Canada has no food.
[02:53:51]  There's just no one in the guy over up there, bro.
[02:53:57]  And it's like $100 for a can of beans up in fucking Nunavut.
[02:54:01]  Some crazy shit like that.
[02:54:02]  Like when you see those memes about the in-store grocery prices, like they're from the Arctic Circle and shit like that.
[02:54:08]  But now it's getting so bad.
[02:54:09]  It may as well have been the Arctic Circle 10 years ago.
[02:54:11]  We'll watch one of these food bank.
[02:54:13]  Let's do this one.
[02:54:15]  Second.
[02:54:15]  Yeah.
[02:54:20]  That language is like viscerally disgusting to me.
[02:54:23]  I dislike hearing this.
[02:54:24]  But imagine, Josh, you go outside and you hear that everywhere you go.
[02:54:29]  And they're having conversations in your apartment building elevator and you don't understand.
[02:54:34]  This guy looks like a pooner.
[02:54:36]  Look at like his like rounded shoulders and like effeminate like body proportions.
[02:54:41]  He looks like a woman that's like pretending to be a man.
[02:54:44]  Yeah.
[02:54:45]  He's got like wide hips and shit.
[02:54:47]  Like what the fuck is with this?
[02:54:48]  Is this how it looks?
[02:54:50]  Yes, dude.
[02:54:51]  And bro, honestly, he's one of the better looking ones.
[02:54:53]  Like facially, he's one of the better looking ones.
[02:54:56]  Bro, I was in Walmart the other day and I don't want to be mean, but I actually saw like subhumans, like fucking like the rural Indians, like that just, and they don't even know.
[02:55:07]  Like one of the guys like crashed.
[02:55:09]  He's like carrying this cart of produce and I'm walking in front of him and he just crashed it into the bread table.
[02:55:16]  Sorry, sir.
[02:55:17]  Like, what the fuck?
[02:55:19]  I'm like, I got to get out of here.
[02:55:21]  Like, I can't step foot in Walmart again.
[02:55:23]  Like, what the hell is going on?
[02:55:25]  It's crazy.
[02:55:26]  The next step for development, because going to the store is such like a terrible reminder of how awful everything is.
[02:55:32]  They're going to just have like Bezo Strones.
[02:55:35]  Like, you load up like your groceries into it, and they're just going to drop like a crate in your front yard, like a Call of Duty, like Killstreak Reward.
[02:55:41]  And you're just going to have to open that up and get your groceries.
[02:55:44]  It basically already exists.
[02:55:45]  It's Instacart, or you can do like, you go to the parking space and they bring out your groceries.
[02:55:51]  Yeah, like exactly.
[02:55:52]  That's how you can show people that he got from the food bank.
[02:55:56]  And, you know, there it is, the spoils of war.
[02:55:59]  We're giving him Argan oil.
[02:56:01]  Like, this is actually pretty good shit.
[02:56:03]  Yeah.
[02:56:06]  Fancy bags of like lentils and shit.
[02:56:08]  Fuck you.
[02:56:10]  And there's this guy is telling you.
[02:56:12]  All right.
[02:56:12]  And then we've got, oh my God, here they are.
[02:56:15]  We got crime issues now.
[02:56:17]  So we have, so go to 4.4.
[02:56:21]  Yeah.
[02:56:21]  So in Canada, I don't know if you guys know this, but we have government-run liquor stores.
[02:56:29]  So the only place you can get alcohol is the fucking liquor store.
[02:56:33]  And these guys just are so brazen.
[02:56:36]  Look at this guy.
[02:56:37]  He's got a Welcome to Canada hat on as he robs the grocery store.
[02:56:42]  Did you see that?
[02:56:43]  Yeah.
[02:56:44]  And the name here is Yeetal Jeets from the channel, or he's robbing the liquor store.
[02:56:50]  Then we've got, look at this one.
[02:56:51]  We've got another scam in 4.5, the Indian air coin scam.
[02:56:56]  So you're supposed to pay like, you see, there's one in $2 coins in Canada.
[02:57:01]  Here he's using his rupee to see if he can scam our tire inflator.
[02:57:11]  It's literally worthless.
[02:57:14]  And it worked.
[02:57:16]  And this is just imagine if this is what's going on, like everything is just getting scammed everywhere.
[02:57:23]  I like how he uses the rupee.
[02:57:25]  And it's just like the guy that opens that is like, oh yeah, it's a fucking Jeet.
[02:57:29]  It's just like a calling card.
[02:57:30]  It's like a Joker card.
[02:57:33]  Anchor babies.
[02:57:34]  Let's see here.
[02:57:35]  So this is, so this is one of their solutions.
[02:57:38]  Go to 4.6.
[02:57:39]  This is one of their solutions to the deportation crisis?
[02:57:46]  Yo, this is it!
[02:57:48]  Your last option is to have a baby in Canada to stay.
[02:57:53]  And they just do these videos instructing you how to scam.
[02:57:57]  I like how it says best interest of the child in English as like quote unquote.
[02:58:01]  It's like, so best interest of the child, you have to meet this arduous legal standard that has no meaning or basis in reality.
[02:58:09]  It has no purpose other than securing your visa.
[02:58:12]  So you have to meet this best interest of the child standard, whatever the fuck that is.
[02:58:19]  This should be your last option, but you got to stay in Canada.
[02:58:23]  You can't go back.
[02:58:26]  Just comment crazy.
[02:58:27]  Do you want information?
[02:58:29]  Do you want information about this?
[02:58:31]  What the fuck does that mean?
[02:58:32]  You want a baby?
[02:58:33]  They're using code words to signal that they need the information of how to do it.
[02:58:40]  Can I have sex?
[02:58:40]  I mean, God.
[02:58:42]  Sa, Sa, where is Babby born?
[02:58:44]  How is Babby made?
[02:58:46]  We've got folder five.
[02:58:48]  Let's see what we got in five.
[02:58:51]  Okay, so this is the immigration protest.
[02:58:53]  It says good enough to work, good enough to stay.
[02:58:57]  Now, I really would not say that they're good enough to work.
[02:59:00]  And those guys are a nervous job.
[02:59:02]  Like, bro, these motherfuckers can barely speak English.
[02:59:06]  They mess up every...
[02:59:07]  We're going to see the state of Tim Hortons at some point here in this presentation.
[02:59:13]  One of the stories of coming back to the U.S. was when I was up in Virginia near Dolas.
[02:59:20]  I don't think you'd know this, but one of the things on my podcast is I literally grew Hungarian wax peppers called banana peppers on my balcony in Europe because I couldn't, you can't find them in Europe.
[02:59:31]  They're like a weird American thing.
[02:59:33]  And I picked up hot peppers in Europe.
[02:59:37]  They don't have banana peppers specifically that they do in Subway.
[02:59:41]  So I not only did I grow them, I pickled them myself.
[02:59:45]  And then I put them on a sandwich that I made of myself because there's no Subway in Europe either.
[02:59:48]  So I hadn't had a Subway sandwich with banana peppers in five years, which drives me crazy.
[02:59:52]  I go back to the U.S. Of course, top of the list is to go to Subway and get extra banana peppers.
[02:59:58]  I go in.
[02:59:59]  It's a Mexican woman and an Indian woman.
[03:00:01]  Neither speak English.
[03:00:03]  Neither speak their own language.
[03:00:04]  So they're trying to communicate with me and with each other about my order.
[03:00:08]  And I'm trying to explain.
[03:00:09]  I want extra banana peppers, more, and two kinds of cheese as I do my order.
[03:00:14]  And they're just like completely fucking dumbstruck by this order.
[03:00:17]  They can't communicate with me.
[03:00:19]  They can't communicate with each other.
[03:00:20]  And it was just like completely incapable of I've had these experiences too.
[03:00:27]  And it's just like you're talking to a brick wall and they like shake their head like a bobblehead and they like pretend like they understand, but they don't fucking understand.
[03:00:36]  What do we got here after five, 5.1?
[03:00:39]  What's this one here?
[03:00:42]  Okay, well, this guy goes on a little bit long, but let's see.
[03:00:46]  So, these are the people, by the way, they're good enough to work, good enough to stay.
[03:00:49]  There's so much hate in Canada now.
[03:00:51]  It's because more Indians have come to Canada in the last five years than the last hundred combined.
[03:00:57]  And they're all coming as international students.
[03:00:59]  Great.
[03:00:59]  They're all studying at schools that are legitimate.
[03:01:02]  No, 94% are studying at community colleges in these diploma mills for certificates.
[03:01:07]  Like Anderson College, that used to be a Walmart, and then they made it into Pulmonal or Kandor College, which is literally connected to an Indian restaurant.
[03:01:15]  Has graduated.
[03:01:16]  Can you imagine?
[03:01:18]  It's so transparent.
[03:01:20]  Hold on, we'll let him go until he reaches one point.
[03:01:23]  We'll let him go a little bit.
[03:01:24]  There's another college besides Stanford.
[03:01:28]  We're going to Stanford.
[03:01:30]  I'm from Stanford, sir.
[03:01:33]  Yeah, Stanford and fucking Surrey.
[03:01:35]  Mechanic shop one year ago.
[03:01:37]  What is this?
[03:01:38]  What are these?
[03:01:39]  So then these guys go here and get these worthless fucking certificates and then expect to be made permanent residents of this country.
[03:01:46]  Like, it's crazy.
[03:01:48]  Like, it's these educations are completely worthless.
[03:01:51]  All these guys are ending up in service roles, taking all the minimum wage jobs, killing the working class that exists in this country.
[03:01:59]  And basically, the host population.
[03:02:01]  What's crazy too?
[03:02:02]  I'll just briefly on this tangent.
[03:02:05]  What happens?
[03:02:05]  And you guys won't even believe this.
[03:02:07]  Our government subsidizes these Indian workers' wages.
[03:02:12]  So if you're a white person applying for a job at Tim Hortons or Subway, you'll never get it over the Indian because the government will pay $4 an hour of their salary.
[03:02:22]  They subsidize it.
[03:02:23]  So we're actually subsidizing our own replacement in the working class.
[03:02:29]  And it's like our people are falling through the cracks and dying.

=== Government Subsidies and Job Replacement (07:30) ===

[03:02:32]  It's so sad.
[03:02:35]  How can they get away with that?
[03:02:36]  I don't understand.
[03:02:38]  Because the people here have so much guilt because we believe we were responsible for slavery, even though we didn't have slavery in Canada, even though the Underground Railroad ended here.
[03:02:49]  We believe that we were seriously, they'll say, oh, there were 200 slaves in Nova Scotia in 1760 and give us like the guilt.
[03:02:58]  Then we got the residential school system guilt, where because we made Native Americans go to school and learn English, that was a genocide.
[03:03:06]  So we're evil.
[03:03:07]  We're oppressing the third world.
[03:03:08]  And people internalize this shit and justify our own replacement and say that, you know, white people deserve to, and this is like, this is the way it is.
[03:03:16]  This is the mainstream view in Canada.
[03:03:19]  Like when it gets questioned, it's like, well, what's wrong with you?
[03:03:21]  Like, we're redistributing the wealth to people that are systematically oppressed in the third world.
[03:03:26]  They're victims of colonialism, victims of the British Empire.
[03:03:30]  And so therefore, they deserve this.
[03:03:32]  But most people, most people are so uneducated, though, that they can't even question any of it.
[03:03:38]  Like, do you talk to your laws?
[03:03:40]  You go out to watch football or is this like completely forbidden to be discussed at the football game table?
[03:03:45]  I mean, listen, there are a lot of base guys in Canada who know the truth and are like, we're fucked and we're being replaced and it's over.
[03:03:53]  And, you know, but they're, they don't have positions of institutional authority.
[03:03:59]  Academia and the elite professions are completely captured by an ideological liberal like class that believe in like the craziest shit.
[03:04:09]  And these elites run the country.
[03:04:11]  And anybody who thinks differently, if you say anything to anybody in a public fashion, you will be struck down.
[03:04:19]  You will be kicked out of college.
[03:04:21]  You will be fired from your job.
[03:04:23]  Like you, you can't.
[03:04:25]  And there are laws against hate speech here.
[03:04:27]  Like you don't have freedom to say anything that you want.
[03:04:31]  You do as long as you don't threaten the power system of the country.
[03:04:34]  But if you threaten the power structure of this country in any legitimate way, you will be fucked.
[03:04:40]  You will be felted.
[03:04:42]  So people just give up hope and they look around and they're like, I'm becoming the minority in my own country and there's nothing I can fucking do.
[03:04:49]  And they feel helpless.
[03:04:50]  And I don't blame them.
[03:04:52]  I feel helpless.
[03:04:52]  There's nothing I can do.
[03:04:54]  So it's very sad.
[03:04:56]  It's a very sad.
[03:04:56]  I'm going to join like an Alberta American seat movement.
[03:05:00]  So I can go to jail.
[03:05:01]  Yeah, I can go to jail.
[03:05:03]  It's going to be great.
[03:05:04]  Because what happens is every guy who starts a political party like that goes to jail inside three months.
[03:05:10]  You know, so let's continue.
[03:05:14]  It's the black pill segment.
[03:05:16]  You got to fight it now.
[03:05:18]  In America, well, you still have a chance.
[03:05:20]  You have to fight now.
[03:05:21]  How do we get you into the U.S.?
[03:05:23]  Oh, I got you.
[03:05:24]  When I start my Bermuda GTA 6 RP server and we get you live streaming, you're going to become an employee.
[03:05:33]  And then I'm going to need you in my studio in Florida.
[03:05:38]  Because obviously we're going to have a streaming studio set up in a shopping mall somewhere in an outlet center.
[03:05:45]  What's crazy is in the next clip, you'll learn.
[03:05:48]  Even the Indians that are here don't like what's happening.
[03:05:51]  Even the Indians are like, there's too many fucking Indian people.
[03:05:54]  Let's have a look.
[03:05:57]  The worst place in Toronto?
[03:05:59]  Brampton.
[03:05:59]  Why is that even a bingzina?
[03:06:05]  Do they just learn further than it's like barat?
[03:06:07]  It's like Barat.
[03:06:12]  It's like they were making cities for India and then they ran out of space in India.
[03:06:15]  So they're just like, let's just throw one at a random place.
[03:06:17]  Boom, Canada.
[03:06:18]  Consider yourself a racist.
[03:06:19]  A racist?
[03:06:20]  Bro, what are you talking about?
[03:06:21]  I'm Indian.
[03:06:23]  You know?
[03:06:24]  So even they don't really like it.
[03:06:26]  Look at this.
[03:06:26]  This is crazy.
[03:06:27]  You'll never see this for like an actual Canadian.
[03:06:30]  Special offer for new Canadian, the Royal Bank of Canada.
[03:06:35]  Special offer for new Canadians.
[03:06:37]  And this is what they call them: new Canadians.
[03:06:40]  Get up to 12% cash back on a new RBC cash back mastercard.
[03:06:46]  You'll never see it above fucking 4% for anybody that's a native Canadian.
[03:06:52]  But for new immigrants, here you go.
[03:06:55]  12% cash back.
[03:06:56]  Load it up.
[03:06:57]  It's great.
[03:06:59]  It's pretty good.
[03:06:59]  I mean, they use that terminology in lots of places.
[03:07:01]  They call it the Neu Neu Deutsch in Germany.
[03:07:04]  And they show like pictures of Somalians and shit and hijabs.
[03:07:07]  It's almost like it's all happening everywhere at once for some reason.
[03:07:11]  And then we've got, okay, here we've got Edmonton.
[03:07:16]  They're just dumping trash on the side of the road.
[03:07:19]  Just don't give a fuck.
[03:07:22]  You're throwing your shit on the side of the road.
[03:07:25]  Why are you trying to throw your shit on the side of the road?
[03:07:29]  Why can't they just go to a dump?
[03:07:32]  They don't want to.
[03:07:33]  Do they have to pay for the dump?
[03:07:35]  10 minutes down the road.
[03:07:36]  And yet you come here and just throw shit all over the road.
[03:07:41]  It'll be like 20 bucks.
[03:07:43]  Really?
[03:07:45]  I know.
[03:07:46]  It's Canadian dollars, so it's like 15.
[03:07:49]  This superhero, he's just made it his mission.
[03:07:52]  It's good for this guy.
[03:07:55]  I firmly believe that if you're driving down the road and you see like a Sikh driver that's driving recklessly, you should report them to the fucking section on that, actually.
[03:08:05]  The cartnarks, the jeet narks.
[03:08:07]  All right.
[03:08:07]  So next one, we have more of the trash.
[03:08:09]  This person's so infuriating.
[03:08:12]  This Indian woman, like it's just, it makes me mad.
[03:08:15]  I pay my taxes.
[03:08:19]  They pay their taxes, so they're going to litter.
[03:08:23]  Look at this, just dumping in the fucking river.
[03:08:27]  Like, we had the cleanest rivers, the cleanest streams.
[03:08:31]  Like, it would literally be better to dump it in the road than the river.
[03:08:34]  Yeah.
[03:08:35]  Someone will clean it up on the road.
[03:08:36]  You can't clean that.
[03:08:38]  And there's just many, many instances of this.
[03:08:41]  It's not isolated instances.
[03:08:42]  Like, this is the Indians fighting amongst themselves in the parking lot.
[03:08:47]  They're different factions.
[03:08:49]  Dude, there was a I was talking to one of the boomers who were up in Ohio, one of the actual like state central committee members.
[03:08:55]  And I was talking to him, and I was like, you know, people my age are nihilistic how we should just let things progress to civil war.
[03:09:03]  And I was like, I think that's a dumb idea because of what I mentioned with the people being from Somalia and Kashmir where they have civil war and they know how to use weapons.
[03:09:11]  But then I was also like, he was also like, well, in a civil war, we win because the hunters are actually the largest, undocumented military force in the world.
[03:09:19]  And I'm like, are you they come to America and they hunt now because it's free food.
[03:09:24]  Yeah.
[03:09:24]  They'll go out and they'll like flat, they'll flash.
[03:09:27]  It's called floodlighting.
[03:09:28]  They'll flood like deer and massacre them.
[03:09:30]  But I've covered this on Kakada in the past, which is a show I stopped doing because I was just too black pilled.
[03:09:36]  But these Indians come here and they get guns in Canada and they like film themselves shooting and shooting illegally, you know, like shooting bottles in the lake.
[03:09:46]  They consider themselves a conquering force.
[03:09:48]  So they're practicing weapons.
[03:09:49]  They're taking their kids out to learn how to hunt and they're destroying national parks that have to conserve deer populations and fish and stuff.
[03:09:57]  So you'll see them go out and illegally hunt with like triple hook things to catch fish.

=== Fucking Doors and Guns (03:18) ===

[03:10:03]  No tags or anything.
[03:10:05]  No conservation.
[03:10:06]  Canada was such a high trust society and still really is to where like you know enforcement is lax and people can get away with so much now.
[03:10:16]  Like the system was not designed for people that just don't want to actually play by the rules and say fuck you.
[03:10:23]  I remember when the anti-gun stuff was really kicking up, they were like, you know, Canada is so safe and they don't have any guns.
[03:10:31]  And I remember there's lots of guns.
[03:10:33]  Well, they don't tell you that, but they say they had lots of guns.
[03:10:35]  There are no guns compared to the U.S. and the British, the broadcaster, I think it was even a part of like the Oprah show.
[03:10:41]  I remember seeing this early 2000s.
[03:10:43]  They went up to Canada and to show how safe Canada was, the guys would open people's doors and just walk in like, hey, we're doing a news report about how you guys don't lock your fucking doors.
[03:10:53]  I wouldn't lock my door.
[03:10:55]  Now I do.
[03:10:56]  But for years, I wouldn't lock my fucking door.
[03:10:59]  You know, I got robbed, you know?
[03:11:02]  Really?
[03:11:03]  Yeah, I just, all my shit was just taken one day.
[03:11:06]  Like, all right, I guess I have to lock my fucking door now.
[03:11:09]  You know, my PS5's gone.
[03:11:12]  You know, it's crazy.
[03:11:15]  So, you know, but thank God, you know, I actually had like an income doing the show and I was able to replace my shit.
[03:11:22]  That's the way I said it to myself.
[03:11:23]  I'm like, well, somebody else that wasn't as financially fortunate, if they got fucking robbed, it might really fucking suck.
[03:11:29]  I was okay.
[03:11:29]  Thank God.
[03:11:30]  That's like such a cocked way of thinking about it, though.
[03:11:32]  It's like Canada.
[03:11:34]  Okay, here.
[03:11:35]  I was going to say, it's not like you're happy for them that they have this stuff now, but you're happy that it wasn't somebody who really needed their shit.
[03:11:41]  That's that's that's generous.
[03:11:43]  Generous.
[03:11:44]  Okay.
[03:11:44]  Okay.
[03:11:45]  So we've got, here we have, this is like, imagine like a white person dealing with the police in this way.
[03:11:51]  This is actually kind of interesting, this how this is aged because it reminds me of the situation with ICE in Minnesota.
[03:11:57]  Let's have a look here.
[03:11:58]  So this Indian gets given a ticket by the officer on the side of the road and he won't accept it and is going to fight with the officer.
[03:12:06]  Let's have a look.
[03:12:12]  Sorry, sorry, mind a minute, mind a minute, mind a minute.
[03:12:19]  Look at this.
[03:12:22]  Get out of the way, you're going to get hit.
[03:12:26]  Get out of my way.
[03:12:27]  I'm not talking to you guys.
[03:12:29]  Call the office.
[03:12:33]  Look at the pride flag, by the way, on the side of our soft card.
[03:12:37]  Did you see that?
[03:12:38]  The rainbow?
[03:12:40]  god why was he harassing the the police Because he's upset he got a traffic ticket for fucking speed.
[03:12:52]  So they wrote him a citation, so he got out of his car to confront the police and they just drove away.
[03:12:57]  Oh my God, this boat, this don't come to the U.S. You'll be laid out.
[03:13:01]  You know what I'm saying?
[03:13:01]  Like, but this is the level of entitlement they have.
[03:13:04]  They think they can talk to the police like this.
[03:13:07]  And let me tell you, like, the Canadian police, they're not as crazy as the American police, but they'll still fuck you up.
[03:13:13]  But they're afraid of doing anything with these immigrants because they'll be called out for racially profiling.

=== Pride Flag and Poop Complaints (15:20) ===

[03:13:21]  Their budgets will get slashed.
[03:13:23]  They're discriminating, et cetera, et cetera.
[03:13:26]  So they just don't want to enforce the law.
[03:13:28]  All right.
[03:13:29]  One more 11.
[03:13:30]  Yeah.
[03:13:30]  I always feel bad when I see cops like having to tiptoe around shit because they're like afraid of getting into trouble.
[03:13:34]  But that's like next level.
[03:13:37]  Okay.
[03:13:38]  I mean, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
[03:13:39]  I had hundreds of videos that I could have brought today.
[03:13:42]  You know, like I just knew we have limited time, but this guy did a study on Tim Hortons.
[03:13:48]  Now, Tim Hortons, you know, Tim Hortons, right?
[03:13:51]  When I was in Buffalo, I would walk up to the University of Buffalo campus and get a farmer's breakfast at Tim Hortons.
[03:13:58]  So I've had it.
[03:13:59]  Yeah, the farmer's wrap.
[03:14:01]  It was like the crown jewel of Canada.
[03:14:03]  In the last 10 years, since the invasion began, the quality of Tim Hortons has completely collapsed.
[03:14:09]  They also have now been bought out by Burger King.
[03:14:12]  The quality is part of the edge foods.
[03:14:15]  Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
[03:14:16]  They might have been bought out by another conglomeration after that, but then there were people, man.
[03:14:22]  Yeah, it's gone so down.
[03:14:24]  They used to freshly bake all of the cookies, all of the donuts every morning.
[03:14:28]  They had like a baker on site that made it now.
[03:14:32]  It comes in fucking frozen and fucking, it's disgusting.
[03:14:37]  But they always get your order wrong now.
[03:14:40]  So this guy decided to conduct his own little experiment on how many Tim Hortons orders they get wrong.
[03:14:47]  So let's have a look.
[03:14:48]  32 Tim Hortons.
[03:14:50]  I order the same thing every single time.
[03:14:53]  And we're going to see how many orders we got wrong.
[03:14:55]  A small black coffee and a chocolate chip muffin.
[03:14:58]  Can I get a small black?
[03:14:59]  That's it.
[03:14:59]  And a chocolate chip muffin, please.
[03:15:00]  Two items.
[03:15:01]  A small black coffee and a chocolate chip muffin, please.
[03:15:03]  Those aren't even things you have to prepare.
[03:15:05]  No.
[03:15:06]  Put the coffee in the cup.
[03:15:07]  Okay.
[03:15:08]  A small black coffee and a chocolate chip muffin.
[03:15:11]  You don't need to see me go to 32 Tim Hortons.
[03:15:12]  And I went to 32 Tim Hortons twice.
[03:15:15]  32 Tim Hortons between the hours of 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. on Tuesday and Wednesday.
[03:15:20]  They got nine out of 32 orders.
[03:15:23]  So they're getting one-third of orders wrong, Josh.
[03:15:28]  That's just a black coffee and a chocolate chip muffin.
[03:15:31]  Yeah, it's not even like you have to assemble anything.
[03:15:33]  You just have the tray of muffins and you have the coffee ready to go.
[03:15:36]  Now imagine what the rate escalates to when it's actually something complicated.
[03:15:41]  You know, is this real?
[03:15:43]  Like if you go to Tim Hortons, they just fuck up your order every time.
[03:15:46]  Every time.
[03:15:47]  Every time.
[03:15:48]  We call it Sing Hortons now.
[03:15:50]  It's, I would say, probably 50-50, I would say.
[03:15:55]  55-60% of times it's wrong.
[03:15:58]  Yeah.
[03:15:59]  That's crazy.
[03:16:00]  It's just a failing civilization.
[03:16:02]  Like it's in collapse.
[03:16:03]  Busy.
[03:16:04]  I was not waiting in a lot of lines.
[03:16:05]  The next one I'll bring up here.
[03:16:07]  7:30 a.m. to 10:30 a.m.
[03:16:10]  This is their busy time.
[03:16:12]  Same orders, same Tim Hortons locations.
[03:16:18]  Half the time.
[03:16:20]  Half the time.
[03:16:22]  Now, of course, that's anecdotal.
[03:16:24]  You know, but how do you fuck up the order, though?
[03:16:29]  Like, I wish he would explain what he's getting.
[03:16:31]  Is he getting like the wrong muffin or something?
[03:16:34]  They probably are giving him the wrong fucking muffin, I'm going to guess.
[03:16:37]  Or they're putting a cream and a sugar in the coffee or two cream, two sugar, because most people get a double double is what we call it, which is two cream, two sugar.
[03:16:45]  Okay, so here we finally, we got to the Wasaga Beach pooping situation.
[03:16:49]  Finally.
[03:16:50]  So Wasaga, Wasauga Beach is the largest freshwater beach in the world, if you can believe it.
[03:16:57]  And it was a beautiful little tourist town.
[03:17:02]  It was kind of a tourist trap, but you know, it's nice.
[03:17:04]  And it's just been completely ruined.
[03:17:06]  Let's have a look.
[03:17:07]  Beach.
[03:17:08]  It's a popular summer tourist destination in the province.
[03:17:11]  Well, it's responding to reports of beachgoers leaving behind a mess.
[03:17:15]  Beach goes.
[03:17:16]  My favorite thing is a euphemism in news media for like brown people, beachgoers.
[03:17:22]  So here we have, this is the mainstream media narrative.
[03:17:26]  Then we're going to hear from the premier and then we'll hear from our alternative media, which is run by Ezra Luffin.
[03:17:34]  For being the longest freshwater beach in the world, but in recent weeks, it has been talked about for a different reason.
[03:17:40]  She seemed that they were using this as a washroom.
[03:17:42]  This TikTok account claiming that her friend witnessed beachgoers.
[03:17:46]  She got interrogated, interrogated by the police for making these TikToks, exposing it.
[03:17:52]  They came to her house and started threatening her, bring her up on charges because she reported on it.
[03:17:58]  Were they going to say like you're filming people indecently or something?
[03:18:02]  They'll just be like, this is, you know, you're riling up hate against an immigrant population.
[03:18:07]  This is wrong.
[03:18:09]  You guys have oil, right?
[03:18:12]  Yeah.
[03:18:12]  It's kind of like the oil and final.
[03:18:16]  Yeah.
[03:18:17]  So she was pointing out to me this is where they filled it in and she personally seen them using it.
[03:18:21]  This and several other videos about people defecating on the beach have garnered hundreds of thousands of views and has been the talk along the beachfront.
[03:18:28]  If this is something that's happening and people are actually even the black guys, like, what the fuck, yo?
[03:18:34]  Yeah.
[03:18:34]  There's bad actors everywhere.
[03:18:36]  If someone should see something happening that bad actors everywhere.
[03:18:42]  As if it's like undesirable to poop in the beach.
[03:18:46]  But we never had this problem.
[03:18:47]  There's always bad actors, scuzzy people, drug addicts, and stuff like that.
[03:18:52]  We never had people pooing on the beach.
[03:18:54]  By the way, they spent tens of thousands of dollars to put in washrooms right next to the beach and they refused to walk over to them and use them.
[03:19:04]  It's literally a two-minute walk, but instead they shit on the beach.
[03:19:09]  They need to get like one of the news reporters to shit on the beach.
[03:19:13]  You know what?
[03:19:13]  Let's quickly go to the next one.
[03:19:15]  I know we're fucking pressed on time.
[03:19:17]  This is our premier of Ontario.
[03:19:19]  So our governor of our largest province.
[03:19:23]  He goes, folks, don't be pooping on the beach.
[03:19:27]  We have no proof of it either.
[03:19:29]  So first of all, like, if there's no proof of any of it, then why do you need to tell people not to poop on the beach?
[03:19:36]  But the fact that it comes from the beach.
[03:19:37]  Pride flag.
[03:19:42]  How many TikToks do you need before we have evidence?
[03:19:45]  I'm telling you, it's not just in the cities, like small towns.
[03:19:49]  It's like you've been conquered.
[03:19:50]  You know, like how, you know, the Nazis would put up Nazi flags along all the road signs and stuff.
[03:19:57]  They do that here.
[03:19:58]  They put up gay pride flags on every light post.
[03:20:01]  Do they put Indian flags?
[03:20:04]  Yes, well, not Indian flags, but they'll put up like native flags, like the orange flag with the feather.
[03:20:10]  Oh.
[03:20:11]  It's crazy.
[03:20:12]  What's crazy?
[03:20:12]  Indians don't wave their flag, like the Mexicans do.
[03:20:14]  Finally, we have our big expose on this by Rebel News.
[03:20:20]  I told my kids, if we're going to go on the beach, watch out so you don't step in any human poop.
[03:20:27]  I've heard people are using tents and they're just like doing it in the sand so no one can see.
[03:20:30]  I think it's really gross.
[03:20:32]  They're digging holes and they're pooping and putting tents up because they don't want to go to the washrooms.
[03:20:36]  And I'm here to fact check that because that's not a lie.
[03:20:39]  So it makes me not want to swim and not want to be on the beach.
[03:20:42]  To be a responsible parent, you should be showing your kids that you can actually throw out their diaper in the washroom, not bury it at a beach.
[03:20:49]  They're burying diapers.
[03:20:51]  That's fucking bile.
[03:20:54]  Those aren't biodegradable either, so they just sit there.
[03:20:57]  No.
[03:20:57]  No.
[03:20:58]  It's crazy.
[03:20:59]  Steven Menzies for Rebel News here in Wasaga Beach, Ontario, the world's longest freshwater beach.
[03:21:07]  But you know something, folks?
[03:21:09]  There is something a little more putrid on the beach these days.
[03:21:14]  Indeed, a local resident by the name of Natty, she recently took to social media in which she accused newcomers, mostly from India, of defecating on the beach and then burying their excrement in the sand.
[03:21:31]  There are Indian families that dig holes and put tents and poop.
[03:21:34]  They do it on the beach now and they do it.
[03:21:37]  They did it off my backyard.
[03:21:38]  There was like three different families of maybe 20 people.
[03:21:41]  Can you imagine?
[03:21:41]  That came for barbecues.
[03:21:43]  No.
[03:21:44]  There's someone that you just walk out in your backyard and there's an Indian with his pants around your fucking ankles taking a dump in your backyard.
[03:21:53]  See, this is why the American physical violence reaction is so necessary.
[03:21:58]  Because if you do that in somebody's right in the U.S., you just get punched in the fucking face.
[03:22:01]  Like, what are you doing?
[03:22:02]  You get shot.
[03:22:03]  You know?
[03:22:04]  Yeah.
[03:22:05]  Honestly, like, if you're shitting in somebody's yard, like a human being defecating in someone's yard, you probably deserve to get shot.
[03:22:12]  No, like, holy crap.
[03:22:13]  And then it goes to a jury of your peers as opposed to the guy in the powdered wig.
[03:22:17]  And everyone's going to be like, yeah, you fucking, he was asking for it.
[03:22:19]  That was a threat to his life.
[03:22:24]  Should I keep going?
[03:22:25]  Yeah, let's live.
[03:22:27]  On the fence of my backyard.
[03:22:29]  I seen them digging the hole and I seen them put the tent.
[03:22:32]  When they left, there was poop.
[03:22:33]  That happened three separate times.
[03:22:34]  I've had to yell at people for on the borderline property line of my backyard.
[03:22:41]  And yes, it was Indian families.
[03:22:43]  So that's not false.
[03:22:44]  You can check my town's page where they say there are Indian people pooping on our beach because there is.
[03:22:49]  They're digging holes and they're pooping and putting tents up because they don't want to go to the washrooms.
[03:22:53]  And I'm here to fact check that because that's not a lie.
[03:22:56]  So Natty's video has gone viral.
[03:22:59]  Most of the comments are, as what you would imagine, people expressing their disgust with this.
[03:23:07]  I don't get it.
[03:23:08]  Why not use washroom?
[03:23:10]  Are they in the 19th century?
[03:23:12]  Yes.
[03:23:13]  Being racist.
[03:23:14]  But the thing is, you're out spreading hate.
[03:23:17]  Shut the fuck up.
[03:23:18]  And they confirm that Natty is 100% correct in her assertions.
[03:23:25]  For example, this goes on and on and on.
[03:23:29]  Let's have a quick look at the trucking fiasco.
[03:23:33]  Let's have a look here.
[03:23:34]  This Indian driver got five years for this one.
[03:23:38]  Oh, this guy.
[03:23:39]  This was in Canada.
[03:23:40]  Oh, yeah, Ontario.
[03:23:42]  Yeah.
[03:23:45]  Love the music.
[03:23:47]  It's the predator music that comes on when an Indian is driving.
[03:23:50]  You're just dead.
[03:23:51]  You're just dead like that.
[03:23:53]  One moment you're just driving along with your family.
[03:23:56]  The next minute, you're just fucking dead.
[03:23:59]  There's countless incidents of this that have been going on.
[03:24:07]  Look at this one.
[03:24:09]  How do you even do that?
[03:24:14]  That's really impressive.
[03:24:15]  I guess he just swerved off the road from driving like a retailer.
[03:24:18]  I was just on your phone.
[03:24:21]  No, I was paying perfect attention to my surroundings.
[03:24:24]  I don't understand how you did.
[03:24:27]  I said no one else went in the ditch from the ice but you.
[03:24:29]  I don't.
[03:24:33]  That's crazy, man.
[03:24:34]  How long have you been driving for?
[03:24:37]  He doesn't know what the fuck he's saying.
[03:24:40]  No, bullshit.
[03:24:43]  Can't even say years or months.
[03:24:45]  How long did you, how long did you drive?
[03:24:48]  I cannot understand this done yes, you can't understand.
[03:24:52]  How'd you pass the test?
[03:24:53]  If you can't understand, you know?
[03:24:56]  How long did you drive a truck for?
[03:24:59]  Driving?
[03:25:00]  Yeah.
[03:25:00]  Yeah.
[03:25:01]  How long?
[03:25:02]  Two months.
[03:25:03]  Two months in Canada?
[03:25:07]  That's fucking crazy, man.
[03:25:09]  Kill somebody.
[03:25:11]  Isn't it, though?
[03:25:12]  So, how this guy got his license.
[03:25:15]  And this is our final stop here.
[03:25:17]  And this is a long one.
[03:25:18]  We're obviously not going to finish it.
[03:25:20]  But this is a government investigation.
[03:25:22]  This is funded by the CBC into these Indian driving schools where they're just paying them to pass.
[03:25:31]  They don't even have to do the tests or anything or the training required.
[03:25:36]  This is your marketplace.
[03:25:39]  Canada looks very brown based off that montage in the intro.
[03:25:47]  Brampton.
[03:25:48]  Wannabe truckers are looking to get their licenses at the local drive test center.
[03:25:53]  If I was taking a trip up to Ontario to see Brampton in person, the glory of Brampton, is there like an iconic thing to see in Brampton to get the experience?
[03:26:05]  I don't think so.
[03:26:07]  I wish I had been recording your face because the look on your face was like just stupefied by that question.
[03:26:14]  I think they might have a clock tower there.
[03:26:17]  Like that's their big thing.
[03:26:19]  Let me look it up.
[03:26:21]  Most famous thing in Brampton.
[03:26:24]  The best thing to do.
[03:26:26]  The Flower Town of Canada.
[03:26:29]  Yeah, they called it Flower Town.
[03:26:35]  I don't think there's anything.
[03:26:37]  Like, there's a lot of Indian restaurants.
[03:26:39]  I'm sure there's some good ones.
[03:26:41]  Apparently, there's lots of gardens and flower displays.
[03:26:45]  Yeah.
[03:26:46]  Yeah, that's what they're known.
[03:26:47]  The Rose Theater.
[03:26:49]  Okay.
[03:26:50]  I got it.
[03:26:50]  Okay, so there's nothing there, basically.
[03:26:52]  Somebody help me.
[03:26:53]  I'm in horrible pain.
[03:26:54]  Someone help me, please.
[03:26:56]  Okay.
[03:26:57]  It's pretty challenging as a new driver.
[03:26:59]  It's his second go at it after failing to pass the first time a few months back.
[03:27:05]  Now that's not so unusual for truckers in training.
[03:27:09]  What is different is the way some of them are now making it onto our roads.
[03:27:17]  Consider the consequences.
[03:27:19]  Just like 50-ton death machines going with inertial force to bring down the building.
[03:27:25]  Oh my god.
[03:27:26]  Ah!
[03:27:28]  Isn't it scary?
[03:27:29]  Give me anxiety.
[03:27:30]  Makes us wonder: are they getting the training they need?
[03:27:38]  It starts in training yards like this one.
[03:27:41]  Yeah, I'm looking to get my license.
[03:27:43]  We come with hidden cameras after hearing we might be offered some shortcuts.
[03:27:47]  When can I start my market?
[03:27:51]  You can start today.
[03:27:52]  $10,000, but here, they're charging half that.
[03:27:57]  $4,500.
[03:27:58]  $2,500?
[03:27:59]  Yeah, with the tool license.
[03:28:00]  In 4000, two-time road test is included.
[03:28:04]  $4,500.
[03:28:08]  These schools offer a program called MELT.
[03:28:11]  Mandatory entry-level training.
[03:28:13]  Ontario is the first in North America to set it up.
[03:28:17]  Anyone who wants to drive a tractor trailer has to take at least 103.5 hours of training before they can take a run.
[03:28:24]  103 hours at least.
[03:28:26]  We do not need that many hours.
[03:28:29]  One or three hours computer, it doesn't matter you have completed or not.
[03:28:33]  Maybe you will matter.
[03:28:35]  A third of the time is supposed to be spent in a separate classroom learning theory.
[03:28:40]  Not here.

=== Training to the Test (03:25) ===

[03:28:41]  No English.
[03:28:42]  No, in the class.
[03:28:43]  Okay.
[03:28:44]  No, there are nothing.
[03:28:45]  No.
[03:28:45]  I just really hate the way they speak.
[03:28:48]  It's so like alien sounding.
[03:28:50]  It really is.
[03:28:51]  It's like a very alien people.
[03:28:54]  I will cover everything here.
[03:28:56]  Another no-no is called training to the test.
[03:28:59]  You have the best in SpongeBob.
[03:29:02]  So they give them the test.
[03:29:06]  The S-BAC is a way to tell them.
[03:29:09]  Different drive test centers ask for different backing maneuvers.
[03:29:13]  You're supposed to know them all.
[03:29:15]  but they'll only train one.
[03:29:16]  ...driving skills.
[03:29:18]  You have the test in sports new market.
[03:29:21]  We are doing the C-back.
[03:29:23]  So C-back.
[03:29:24]  Very good.
[03:29:25]  Sure seems like training to the test.
[03:29:28]  Mostly they play through the elevator.
[03:29:30]  Okay.
[03:29:31]  People who teach at trucking schools in Ontario need no special instructor license.
[03:29:36]  They do if they teach at a regular driving school.
[03:29:41]  What's really frustrating is that like in the U.S., we have the institutional power to like crush people who are abusing the system.
[03:29:48]  So you just need people who are Karen-pilled enough to go out of their way to invoke these organs.
[03:29:54]  But I really get the feeling in Canada that things are like so bad that it doesn't matter.
[03:29:58]  You could report these people all day and they're just like, yeah, we know.
[03:30:01]  What are we going to do about it?
[03:30:02]  Oh, yeah.
[03:30:03]  I mean, they're trying.
[03:30:05]  I think they did some sort of reform on this very recently in terms of licensing where you need more experience.
[03:30:11]  I'm not 100% sure.
[03:30:13]  That's probably because of the NHTSA in the U.S. though.
[03:30:16]  The FTA or FTC or whatever the fuck said, we're not going to take Canadians in the country anymore if you guys can't sort this shit out.
[03:30:23]  Yeah.
[03:30:23]  I guarantee you it's got probably something to do with that.
[03:30:26]  But this is the situation that we face.
[03:30:29]  And, you know, people think, oh, it won't be so bad.
[03:30:33]  Oh, you know, just tolerate it.
[03:30:35]  You know, we all get along.
[03:30:38]  But it's not like that.
[03:30:39]  Like, once it sets in and you're the minority, it's, you're fucked.
[03:30:44]  It's over.
[03:30:45]  So don't fucking vote for Vuzak.
[03:30:48]  Don't do it.
[03:30:49]  Try and help puts or whatever the fuck because it's just tough in Canada.
[03:30:56]  One of the things I wanted to mention, I try to explain it, but I think I distracted is that his friend that Alex Triantafilu, his Dinsmore group, not only do they import Somalis, like they're trying to build up a bunch of warehouses and data centers and shit in Ohio.
[03:31:11]  And for they handle immigration stuff like H-1Bs.
[03:31:14]  So for sure the plan is like they're that Vivic will green light all these projects to get all this shit in Ohio with the idea being, oh, it's new business for Ohioans.
[03:31:24]  And then they're all going to green light their H-1B shit through Dinsmore to kick back $100 million to Alex's company.
[03:31:32]  What we got to understand is they pretend like we're getting the best, like we're getting the best workers, the best trained.
[03:31:38]  But the thing is, as you see there, even if they have credentials, a lot of the time the credentials are a fucking scam.
[03:31:45]  They found some way to get the credential without actually earning it.
[03:31:49]  And then we just have a bunch of people here that are fucking useless and that are dangerous in the case of these truck drivers.
[03:31:56]  Like, it's just bad.
[03:31:59]  Even when they don't have a dangerous job, they just make everything worse.
[03:32:02]  Like your grocery shopping experience, your fucking Tim Hortons.

=== HIV, Credentials, And Consequences (13:46) ===

[03:32:07]  So that's the situation.
[03:32:09]  On a lighter note, I have an Indian QA forum.
[03:32:13]  It's kind of like, yeah, so just I would like to practice my Indian accent a little bit with you because you do it better than me.
[03:32:21]  You have more experience.
[03:32:22]  Okay.
[03:32:23]  So this is the sexual.
[03:32:25]  I love how the first one's impotency and man.
[03:32:29]  As it turns out, India is the country with the highest rate of impotency in the entire world, probably because they live in a toxic dump.
[03:32:38]  But this is the QA board.
[03:32:39]  Okay, so we're going to read some of these posts on Practo.
[03:32:44]  Impotency.
[03:32:45]  How to know a person is impotent.
[03:32:47]  Any tests which give me a clear idea about my husband's impotency because he is not able to perform his conjugal obligations.
[03:32:55]  I don't know what conjugal obligation.
[03:32:59]  I don't know what to do.
[03:33:00]  Instead of accepting his faults, he abused me physically, mentally, economically.
[03:33:06]  He is taking DJ Table tablets also.
[03:33:10]  What to do?
[03:33:11]  Please help.
[03:33:12]  And now, this is how they respond, right?
[03:33:15]  Like Dr. Dinesh Varma and Dr. A. Amin Homeopath, they basically say, consult, because then you click the button and you pay them for their consultation.
[03:33:26]  So instead of giving them like any information, they just say, consult the police.
[03:33:30]  I will fix your husband's impotency problem so that he can fulfill his conjugal obligations.
[03:33:39]  Okay.
[03:33:40]  Drug affects HIV results.
[03:33:42]  Hello, doctor.
[03:33:44]  I am using Intevia tablet for past five months as I am diagnosed by hepatitis B. Recently, I took HIV tests and result was negative.
[03:33:54]  I'm just curious to understand if my Intecavia drug will affect my HIV results.
[03:34:00]  I guess because he's also HIV positive and he's confused why he's turning up negative or maybe he's having really, really risky sex with like the nastiest jeets possible.
[03:34:15]  And he's like, I have to have HIV by now.
[03:34:17]  It's hard to tell what he even fucking means here.
[03:34:20]  This is ESL, the very definitely.
[03:34:22]  This is a 37-year-old man writing this.
[03:34:28]  But Dr. Dinesh Varma is back here saying, consult.
[03:34:32]  Okay.
[03:34:35]  Vomiting and nausea.
[03:34:36]  That sounds fun.
[03:34:37]  Hi, I am mother of five-month baby and I am suffering from nausea.
[03:34:42]  I have a five-month baby.
[03:34:44]  Oh, suffering from nausea and vomiting.
[03:34:46]  Don't know what to take.
[03:34:48]  Medicine would be safe while breastfeeding.
[03:34:50]  Basically, nothing.
[03:34:51]  And you should not be asking this question on the internet, basically.
[03:34:54]  Oh, my God.
[03:34:55]  I have to bring out the fucking bell, buddy.
[03:34:58]  We're ringing the bowel, buddy.
[03:35:00]  I do have the bell somewhere.
[03:35:03]  I like how you get your own bowel.
[03:35:06]  I have one.
[03:35:07]  I told you this already.
[03:35:08]  Oh, that's right.
[03:35:09]  It was on the first episode.
[03:35:10]  We had the title.
[03:35:13]  Just total auditory abomination here in you.
[03:35:17]  So annoying.
[03:35:18]  Oh, my God.
[03:35:19]  Releasing goo.
[03:35:21]  Hi.
[03:35:21]  I am 27 of age.
[03:35:23]  I am talking to my girlfriend with any topic, realizing goo every time I research somewhere.
[03:35:30]  I guess as I get answers, it's not any issue.
[03:35:34]  But problem is, after realizing it, I am feeling very weak, joint and back pain, etc.
[03:35:41]  So it's normal or an issue.
[03:35:43]  This guy is realizing.
[03:35:45]  This guy is fucking gooing every time.
[03:35:49]  And he's very concerned about it.
[03:35:51]  Is he fucking coming?
[03:35:53]  Or I don't know what this guy is doing.
[03:35:56]  Well, Dr. Manel says, don't worry, mild leakage can happen.
[03:36:00]  Sometimes it just leaks.
[03:36:01]  Buddy, don't worry about it.
[03:36:06]  It says he's got the heart syndrome.
[03:36:09]  So your gooey is the heart syndrome.
[03:36:11]  100%.
[03:36:12]  Everything, Sah.
[03:36:14]  Oh, no.
[03:36:16]  Okay.
[03:36:17]  How about gentiacal warts?
[03:36:20]  I have gentle.
[03:36:23]  Gentiacal warts.
[03:36:25]  Have gential waltz.
[03:36:29]  I am gentle waltz in Banjina area and bumps are coming in diff place day by day and something it's itching out.
[03:36:40]  Is it possible if I want to remove this waltz?
[03:36:43]  I can do it after three months.
[03:36:45]  And can I get anything to stop itching and spread of waltz?
[03:36:49]  Dr. Dinesh Varma says, consult.
[03:36:54]  Thanks, Doc.
[03:36:56]  At least one guy says it's probably HPV.
[03:36:59]  Okay.
[03:37:00]  Well, this guy, he says, kindly connect for his detail evaluation.
[03:37:04]  I got to see the genteel wart, sorry.
[03:37:10]  Delay spray.
[03:37:12]  Delay spray.
[03:37:13]  Can I use delay spray or cream when trying to conceive, or is there any other option of delay spray?
[03:37:22]  I don't know what that is.
[03:37:27]  Maybe I'm just ignorant.
[03:37:29]  I don't know.
[03:37:30]  Pimple like small bump on vulva.
[03:37:33]  I have developed this small pimple like bump, which is not possible on my vulva near my click torus.
[03:37:40]  It's a big texture or cause of concern.
[03:37:43]  Should I see a doctor for this?
[03:37:45]  Oh, no, man.
[03:37:49]  Let's try erectile dysfunction here.
[03:37:52]  I need temporary results.
[03:37:55]  This guy is 27 and he's already got ED.
[03:37:58]  This dude made it to Canada.
[03:38:00]  He opened up the OnlyFans app.
[03:38:01]  It's over.
[03:38:03]  Over before it ever began.
[03:38:05]  I need temporary results on erectile dysfunction.
[03:38:08]  Please help in advising if Kutub X tablets or Dasutra tablets works for this and how much dosage I should take.
[03:38:15]  Please also advise their medications for this.
[03:38:19]  I have been prescribed these medications by doctor.
[03:38:22]  What the fuck are you on the internet asking questions for then?
[03:38:25]  You went to a doctor.
[03:38:26]  He went to the Canadian healthcare system.
[03:38:28]  They didn't tell him to kill himself.
[03:38:29]  Gave him a prescription.
[03:38:30]  And he's still like, what do I do?
[03:38:33]  Read the instructions on your fucking script, bro.
[03:38:38]  Okay.
[03:38:39]  All right.
[03:38:39]  Oh, dude.
[03:38:40]  Well, sell my spam.
[03:38:44]  I donate my spam.
[03:38:46]  My spom som.
[03:38:48]  I thought I am sell my spom to spawn.
[03:38:53]  Shit, buddy.
[03:38:55]  So please accept it.
[03:38:57]  I sell my spam.
[03:38:58]  He's like, he's like, begging them, please, sorry.
[03:39:03]  Please sar.
[03:39:06]  Oh, man.
[03:39:09]  This is crazy.
[03:39:10]  How did you find this?
[03:39:12]  This is from the Kiwi Farms, the India Minas Through.
[03:39:15]  If you are a big fan of this kind of content, Sarah, the India Minaserite on the Kiwi Farms is a big hub of such content.
[03:39:22]  There are many websites like this that are funny.
[03:39:27]  Pain relief oil drink.
[03:39:30]  Okay, I have to next really funny one.
[03:39:32]  I'll cut it there, but let's go.
[03:39:34]  My uncle unknowingly drank Maharaya Thailand pain relief oil.
[03:39:40]  Three milliliters.
[03:39:41]  Is there any issue?
[03:39:41]  Could you please suggest he drank three milliliters of an ointment and is like, is he going to die?
[03:39:50]  Okay.
[03:39:51]  I don't know.
[03:39:51]  Call fucking poison control, buddy.
[03:39:54]  Like, I don't know.
[03:39:56]  Shit.
[03:39:58]  I got three periods.
[03:40:00]  Well, that's positive, isn't it?
[03:40:02]  Like, I got three cycles.
[03:40:04]  Lasted five days.
[03:40:05]  Each cycle with PMS of periods already after eye pill.
[03:40:09]  Is there any chance of pregnancy after three cycles appears?
[03:40:13]  I love this response.
[03:40:14]  I was about to say, I know.
[03:40:16]  And then, yeah, we got shinelight eye bottling here.
[03:40:18]  No.
[03:40:21]  That's not how it works, ladies.
[03:40:24]  Um, okay, last one.
[03:40:29]  This better be good.
[03:40:30]  Husband sucks my milk all night.
[03:40:33]  Did you see that one?
[03:40:37]  Husband sucks my milk all night.
[03:40:39]  Husband sucks my milk all night, and my breasts are growing bigger in size.
[03:40:44]  Feels so appealing all night.
[03:40:46]  No, Dr. Prakesh L says, take consultation, both of you get some help, sar.
[03:40:58]  This is not right.
[03:41:00]  This is messed up what you are doing.
[03:41:02]  Stop it.
[03:41:04]  Oh, that's wild.
[03:41:05]  That's going to be a tough one to talk.
[03:41:08]  These people are crazy.
[03:41:10]  I should probably do a couple more because I wasn't screen recording the fucking website like a retard.
[03:41:15]  I don't have kidding, buddy.
[03:41:18]  I don't have the war.
[03:41:23]  This one here, okay?
[03:41:25]  Pus coming from urine.
[03:41:26]  Hi, white pus coming from urine report attached.
[03:41:29]  He's got attached like medical documents about his urine for these random internet strangers.
[03:41:36]  It's full for full days.
[03:41:37]  I'm facing this problem.
[03:41:38]  I just realized this guy, Dr. Ah Amin, who replies to everyone, it can be cured permanently with homeopathic treatment.
[03:41:44]  I don't think that this is a legal statement to even make in the United States.
[03:41:47]  No, you can't say that shit.
[03:41:49]  I don't think you can say that here either.
[03:41:51]  I think it's even stricter here.
[03:41:53]  Like, that's wild.
[03:41:55]  Regarding gel?
[03:41:57]  Oh, my God.
[03:41:58]  Is he trying to say regarding the dynamo?
[03:41:59]  He's trying to say, regarding gel, can anyone suggest me sprem finly gel?
[03:42:05]  We are planning to conceive the baby, so I need gel used as a lubricant for men.
[03:42:10]  Please suggest me.
[03:42:13]  Okay, so yeah, I guess he's trying to slip and slide those bad boys in faster.
[03:42:20]  He can't fucking just go to the pharmacy and get it.
[03:42:23]  Like, what the fuck?
[03:42:25]  I guess he's afraid that regular water-based lubricant will like kill the sperm, but I don't think so.
[03:42:31]  No.
[03:42:32]  Um, advice needed.
[03:42:35]  Wait, hold up.
[03:42:37]  Oh, God.
[03:42:38]  Advice needed.
[03:42:38]  I went.
[03:42:39]  I went to the baba shop while cutting my hell with ear tremor.
[03:42:43]  It got cut and blood came.
[03:42:45]  Am I at risk for HIV?
[03:42:47]  Please, advice.
[03:42:49]  And this guy Shikar Trishman says, We have homeopathic medications for your problem.
[03:42:55]  What's going on with this homeo?
[03:42:56]  This guy's like a scammer.
[03:42:57]  This guy's like shelling his goods to desperate, ignorant people on this site.
[03:43:03]  Like, what is going on?
[03:43:04]  Thoroughly rinse the impacted area with clean cow.
[03:43:08]  Make sure it is clean cow urine, sa, it is holy and sacred and it will cure your HIV.
[03:43:15]  Um, let's see, torn meatus.
[03:43:21]  Oh my god, dreams.
[03:43:24]  Hi, my oh, meatus.
[03:43:26]  Hi, my meatus is torn.
[03:43:28]  Hole size is increased.
[03:43:29]  No pain, no sweating.
[03:43:32]  What does this mean?
[03:43:34]  Will that skin grow back?
[03:43:35]  Okay, I have to look up what a meat is.
[03:43:38]  Yeah, I was like, did you know?
[03:43:40]  I'm like, I don't fucking know a meat.
[03:43:42]  The tubular talk?
[03:43:44]  The tubular opening of the part of the body?
[03:43:46]  Was it his P-hole?
[03:43:48]  Yeah, the urinary meat is what he did.
[03:43:50]  He tore his P-hole open.
[03:43:52]  How did you rip your fucking pee hole?
[03:43:54]  Was he passing a kidney stone or sounding?
[03:43:58]  Dr. K. Supriya has nothing to say.
[03:44:03]  She has nothing to say.
[03:44:04]  She has no advice whatsoever.
[03:44:09]  Okay, what was the wet dreams?
[03:44:11]  Okay, this better be good.
[03:44:14]  What is the frequency of nightfall that we can consider it as normal and when we should consult to a urologist?
[03:44:20]  So, nightfall, I guess, is what they call it in Sanskrit is like the name of it.
[03:44:25]  Okay.
[03:44:26]  We can't let this happen.
[03:44:28]  We have to stop the VAC.
[03:44:31]  I'm not going to call it a nightfall.
[03:44:34]  That's crazy.
[03:44:36]  Oh, this is.
[03:44:36]  Like, how do you even come to such a conclusion?
[03:44:38]  What do we got here?
[03:44:40]  Hold up.
[03:44:41]  This one, right?
[03:44:42]  HIV via dried blood on cotton.
[03:44:46]  Extreme white discards.
[03:44:47]  What are the reasons for extreme white discharge?
[03:44:50]  Sometimes cheese-like consistency.
[03:44:52]  Please suggest some antibiotic to reduce it.
[03:44:55]  As if you're going to go to the store and just pick up some antibiotics over the counter.
[03:44:59]  You can't.
[03:45:00]  They got some homeopathic solutions if you want.
[03:45:04]  Is he there again with this?
[03:45:06]  No, he's not.
[03:45:07]  No.
[03:45:07]  That's crazy, that guy, man.
[03:45:09]  Like, I can't even believe that that's legal to do.
[03:45:12]  Like, under his real name.
[03:45:14]  Yeah, I imagine he's basically or something.
[03:45:18]  I wouldn't be surprised.
[03:45:21]  Okay.
[03:45:22]  Probably should start there before we get to four hours.
[03:45:25]  Oh, really?
[03:45:26]  We went that long, eh?
[03:45:28]  It's been three hours, 45 minutes.
[03:45:31]  The time flies by with you, buddy.
[03:45:34]  I know, I know.
[03:45:36]  I know.
[03:45:37]  Right around now, the Amazon warehouse lackey is like wrapping up, taking off his vest.
[03:45:42]  So he's like, ah, mission accomplished.
[03:45:44]  The podcast got me through another day of wagey waging in the cage.
[03:45:49]  The cage is opening for me.
[03:45:50]  I'm free to roam about the warehouse.

=== Cheese Board Connoisseurship (06:46) ===

[03:45:53]  It's a glorious day.
[03:45:55]  Well, let us know if you guys want to keep seeing these.
[03:45:59]  I don't know if it was the best show ever, the worst show ever.
[03:46:03]  I don't really know.
[03:46:04]  I get very, I got very positive feedback from the last one.
[03:46:08]  I don't know if you're not on locals, but they can reply on locals and stuff.
[03:46:12]  And the replies on the there was a lot.
[03:46:14]  They all liked it.
[03:46:16]  Good, good.
[03:46:17]  That's exciting.
[03:46:18]  That's exciting.
[03:46:19]  We got to help.
[03:46:20]  You got to raise the price, though, now that I'm here.
[03:46:24]  These $5, like, come on, guys.
[03:46:27]  Like, did you set it so they can pay more?
[03:46:30]  You can pay whatever you want.
[03:46:32]  They need to pay more, guys.
[03:46:34]  Up it to at least 20 bucks now that we have this premium content, the premium gourmet content, guys.
[03:46:42]  Have you on?
[03:46:43]  Okay, one last thing before we go.
[03:46:44]  Have you ever seen my cheese reviews?
[03:46:48]  So I hear that you struggle with cheese.
[03:46:51]  That you have.
[03:46:53]  Listen, listen up.
[03:46:54]  Listen here, okay?
[03:46:55]  You're doing the cheese boards, buddy.
[03:46:58]  I do this too.
[03:47:00]  This is a picture of a cheeseboard that was taken in my house.
[03:47:06]  Okay.
[03:47:07]  How do you feel about these pictures of cheese boards?
[03:47:10]  I might start taking pictures of my cheese board to compete with your cheese board, buddy.
[03:47:16]  I think that you will struggle to even come to a fraction of the quality of my cheese boards.
[03:47:22]  Well, you have to rely on shafty American cheese, buddy.
[03:47:28]  But you're not going to catch me putting fruit on my cheese board, Pat.
[03:47:32]  It's for aesthetics.
[03:47:34]  There's a kiwi on it, goddammit.
[03:47:36]  I'm going to put deli meats on mine, buddy.
[03:47:39]  Fucking prosciutto and shit.
[03:47:41]  So good.
[03:47:42]  Deli meat, but it's clashed with the aesthetic vision of this.
[03:47:46]  I do it for Christmas and New Year's.
[03:47:49]  I do a cheeseboard.
[03:47:51]  I enjoy that.
[03:47:53]  Okay.
[03:47:53]  I want to see your fucking cheese.
[03:47:54]  I call it.
[03:47:55]  Do you think she can do better?
[03:47:56]  The cheese fag, buddy?
[03:47:59]  You go to the faggoty cheese stores and you get your faggoty cheese.
[03:48:04]  I am subscribed to a monthly cheese box and they send me the finest cheeses.
[03:48:09]  And that's what is the basis of my cheese spread.
[03:48:12]  Finest artisan cheeses, buddy.
[03:48:14]  I've got the Quebec cheese, buddy.
[03:48:16]  Fuck your Quebec cheese.
[03:48:18]  Quebec cheese.
[03:48:19]  It's just like European cheese, buddy.
[03:48:22]  Oh, I bet, buddy.
[03:48:23]  Yeah, it's so good.
[03:48:26]  I get the goat cheese.
[03:48:27]  You know what I like?
[03:48:28]  I like the raspberry goat cheese.
[03:48:30]  You ever get that?
[03:48:31]  You can't.
[03:48:32]  Look, when you're adding in shit like raspberry, you're just fucking cheating at that point.
[03:48:36]  It has to be high-quality cheese.
[03:48:39]  So you spread the goat cheese on the crackers, man.
[03:48:43]  Yeah, and then you put the jam on it.
[03:48:45]  But if it's already inside the cheese, you're fucking cheating.
[03:48:48]  No, but that one you don't need.
[03:48:49]  That one, you don't need it, though.
[03:48:51]  It's like eating the bear.
[03:48:52]  You can't go to the store and buy Apricot.
[03:48:55]  No, no, no.
[03:48:55]  It's like going to the store and buying that like schmucker shit that has like the half peanut butter, half jam.
[03:49:00]  And then, like, look, I'm making a wonderful, yeah, the goober.
[03:49:03]  And then you're like, oh, I made a wonderful sandwich.
[03:49:07]  I don't even think we have goober in Canada.
[03:49:09]  Do we have it here?
[03:49:10]  I'm just saying that you can't do that and then say that you're like a peanut butter connoisseur.
[03:49:16]  Like, no, you're just getting the fucking goober, okay?
[03:49:19]  You're getting the goober peanut butter.
[03:49:21]  I guess we do have goober now.
[03:49:24]  Fuck, I didn't know.
[03:49:26]  Try it.
[03:49:26]  That was my favorite poverty food when I was a teenager.
[03:49:29]  I would make myself some goober.
[03:49:31]  I could have guessed.
[03:49:33]  I could have now you're this fancy patrician king with your mighty cheese platter.
[03:49:39]  Look at this.
[03:49:41]  Is this AI?
[03:49:42]  Did you really create this?
[03:49:44]  Yes, this is real.
[03:49:46]  And it was taken with my high-quality business expense camera.
[03:49:50]  Okay.
[03:49:51]  You business expense a DSLR camera, even though you don't show your face online.
[03:49:58]  Yes, because I take cheese.
[03:50:00]  This segment is called the tax write-off segment, and this justifies.
[03:50:03]  Well, I'm going to write off my gambling losses this year, buddy.
[03:50:08]  That would be harder to justify unless you stream it.
[03:50:11]  No, buddy.
[03:50:12]  You better fucking stream it, bud.
[03:50:14]  I'm going to.
[03:50:15]  We're going to start it together.
[03:50:16]  Once steak becomes legal in Canada, there's no stopping me then.
[03:50:21]  It's going to be full-on degeneracy clown hours.
[03:50:25]  And we're going to next season, I'm going to get you into fantasy football.
[03:50:30]  We're going to build you your fantasy team.
[03:50:32]  You're going to be a real normie, buddy.
[03:50:35]  I don't think so.
[03:50:36]  I think you're going to be trying to put together this cheese board and you're going to be dealing with it.
[03:50:41]  Choose which major sport would you go with, Josh?
[03:50:45]  You going hockey, basketball, football?
[03:50:48]  Hockey is like the least gay of the sports, I think.
[03:50:51]  Yes, it is.
[03:50:52]  And it's like majority white.
[03:50:54]  It's like an ethno-state out there.
[03:50:57]  But then, like, they're just like, they sneak in like a couple black players now.
[03:51:01]  There's a couple Asian players in the league.
[03:51:03]  There's like even an Indian guy now.
[03:51:05]  Like, on the ice?
[03:51:07]  I swear, I saw an Indian guy playing at a local game.
[03:51:11]  I'm like, the hell is going on?
[03:51:14]  What the fuck is this?
[03:51:16]  Very careful.
[03:51:16]  They're going to take it over like how they took over cricket.
[03:51:20]  Cricket, the only reason they can dominate that is because no one else gives a shit about it other than cocked Australians.
[03:51:26]  It's like not that hard to beat Austria.
[03:51:28]  There's someone's yay, fuck you, you fucking piece of shit, you fucking scoundrel.
[03:51:35]  All right.
[03:51:36]  Okay.
[03:51:37]  Well, I would love to see your cheese board.
[03:51:38]  You will not top this one.
[03:51:39]  I promise you.
[03:51:41]  I'm not going to be able to top your cheese board.
[03:51:43]  You're going to be sitting over there sweating thinking, how the fuck did he do it?
[03:51:46]  It was so perfect.
[03:51:48]  Like the business card scene in American Psychiatric God, it's so tasteful.
[03:51:53]  No.
[03:51:53]  The color consistency.
[03:51:55]  Cheese cheese board, buddy.
[03:51:59]  Lorski's cheeseboard.
[03:52:01]  Lawrence Medeker's cheese board.
[03:52:04]  He's not going to be able to put one together like that.
[03:52:07]  His wife's Asian.
[03:52:08]  She ain't making no fucking cheese board.
[03:52:10]  They don't have cheese in China, dude.
[03:52:12]  Dude, like American craft singles because they don't have any lactose, yeah, exactly.
[03:52:16]  They're all lactose intolerant over there.
[03:52:18]  This is why it's the true white man's cuisine.
[03:52:21]  You finally cheese, you finally understand me.
[03:52:24]  You understand my interest.
[03:52:26]  You're the cheese to my ham, buddy.
[03:52:29]  That's what Rob.
[03:52:30]  You're the cheese to my ham, bitch.
[03:52:33]  The most romantic thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
[03:52:36]  Truly, now you understand how he pulls all those fucking girls.

=== Lorski's Cheese Board (00:55) ===

[03:52:40]  Are we ever beating the allegations out here in this stuck fast land?
[03:52:45]  I don't know what's actually not.
[03:52:46]  I don't know what you're saying.
[03:52:48]  What people say about me.
[03:52:49]  I don't hear nothing.
[03:52:50]  Okay.
[03:52:51]  Well, I have allegations, I guess.
[03:52:54]  He's gay.
[03:52:57]  He dresses like a woman.
[03:52:59]  You make you make one fucking cheese board, and suddenly you're gay.
[03:53:03]  I see how it is.
[03:53:04]  You show your asshole one time online, and it's hairless and pink and pristine.
[03:53:09]  And suddenly, everyone thinks you're a fucking gay bottom.
[03:53:12]  I don't know why.
[03:53:14]  It's just natural hairless and pink.
[03:53:18]  I have no facial hair, any hair of any kind on my body.
[03:53:23]  Fuck, I don't know.
[03:53:25]  Sussy.
[03:53:25]  Sussy.
[03:53:26]  I have nothing to say to that.
[03:53:29]  Yeah.
[03:53:30]  All right.
[03:53:31]  We better get out of here.
[03:53:33]  All right.
[03:53:34]  It was fun.
[03:53:34]  Take it easy.