The episode, titled "Grapes of Wrath," critiques holiday greetings and immigration data mandates while mocking AI ad systems like XAI's "Halftime" and Samsung smart fridges. It exposes the Wonderland agency for exploiting OnlyFans creators via Indian impersonators and condemns YouTube CEO Neal Mohan for invasive monetization. The narrative shifts to the Streamer Awards controversy involving Kai Kennett, racial slurs by "Burnt Peanut," and toxic behavior among streamers like Meevans. Further segments detail the death of Andy Dick, a class-action lawsuit against NVIDIA, and a chaotic debate between Nick Fuentes and Piers Morgan regarding mass shootings and Holocaust statistics, ultimately painting a picture of a fractured digital landscape defined by hate speech, algorithmic exploitation, and ideological extremism. [Automatically generated summary]
It might earn back some lost love that poor Kanye has been experiencing, though.
I don't know.
Saying Merry Christmas is pretty anti-Semitic.
I believe that we call it happy holidays these days with the holiday tree.
Wow, I am just overfilled with Christmas spirit and happiness and joy and goodwill towards man.
Chat.
I'm really struggling to put on.
I really wanted to be like super like thrilled and enthralled.
And I'm just like, it's so filled with fucking anger and hatred and frustration at every facet of everything.
And nobody wants to hear that.
So I have to find some way to deal with it, chat.
Let's see.
What do I have here?
Let's start off with the 12 days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas, Donald John Trump did give to me.
Actually, before we start the news, I have to put the news ham on.
Can we get a news ham chat?
That is not the news ham, but I guess he can stay chat.
We're going to have the happy holiday.
No, no, this is a Merry Christmas ham, not the happy holidays ham chat.
That's a different ham.
He's not as nice.
He's got a bigger, bigger hamster snoot chat.
Nilma him, he doesn't, he doesn't celebrate happy holidays.
I don't think there's any Hindu holiday in December, is there?
Any big Hindu holiday in December?
It has several big holidays.
The Vaikuntha Ekadashi dedicated to Lord Vishnu.
So fell at the very end of December.
And then the Karthagai Deep, a festival of lights honoring Lord Shiva in Karthakia.
The Gita Jayanti commemorates the day Lord Krishna taught the Bhagavad Gita to Oppenheimer.
Hanuman Jayanti celebrates Lord Hanuman.
Where's that rapper who sings that song I like?
His name is like Hanuman or something.
Hanumankind, I think is his name.
Panchaganapati, a five-day Hindu festival created created as a Hindu alternative to Christmas, focusing on Lord Ganesha.
That's the great thing when you have a bullshit fucking religion filled with a bunch of donkey dicks as like your gods.
You can just invent new gods, new holidays.
Oh yeah, Christmas.
Today is Panchaganapati.
Happy, happy punching happy and praise Lord Ganel Shazar.
Oh, and then there's a specific day.
Tulsi Pujan Diwas celebrated on December 25th, honoring the sacred Tulsi plant.
Holy fucking shit.
I gotta see this Tulsi plant chat.
Holy basil.
Holy basil.
Holy shit.
So I mean, holy basil.
Let's check it out.
See this fucking holy basil.
Known as Tulasi.
Tulsi or holy basil is an aromatic perennial plant apart of the family Lamakakai.
It is widely cultivated throughout the southeastern tropics.
It is an agricultural and environmental weed.
Yay.
There he is.
Our basil.
As you can see, the Indian basil is greatly superior to the Nordkuck cum skin basil.
It has no aphids on it at all, sah.
Wow.
Awesome.
Very cool.
Very festive.
I'm going to hang this over my, I want to make a wreath out of this, this fucking basil.
New Immigration Requirements Explained00:02:54
Trump pissing me off.
So when we say no more immigration, Trump here says, I hear you and I see you.
You are heard and you are seen.
Now, Amazon and Microsoft have dedicated about $30 billion to building new AI data centers in India.
Now, it might come as no surprise that their tech branches and with Microsoft, the CEO is Indian.
So that might be why they're plundering an American company to offshore literally 1 million jobs, they say, 1 million jobs going to India from American corporations that have been taken over by Indian people.
So Trump sees this plight of the common man and says, I got you a fix.
Don't you worry.
So the USCIS is going to require that immigrants submit the following information to them before they can come over to the U.S. You ready?
All telephone numbers used in the last five years, email addresses used in the last 10 years, IP addresses and metadata from electronically submitted photos, all family member names, including parents, spouses, siblings, and children, family member telephones used in the last five years, all of their dates of births, all their places of birth and where they currently live.
Then they have to schedule an appointment to get at the embassy to get their biometrics done, which includes facial recognition, fingerprint, DNA, and even iris examinations.
Then all of their business telephone numbers used in the last five years and business email addresses used in the last 10 years.
So boy, oh boy, they're really putting the kabosh on all these immigrants we don't want coming over.
Oh, except I forgot to mention these new requirements, they apply to ESTA.
Do you know what that is?
It's our visa list waiver for people from the European Union, South Korea, Japan, and Australia.
So these new requirements where you have to go and submit your butthole print and the entire family history of everyone you know and love to the government, that's for people wanting to come over from the European Union and Japan to visit for a short-term stay of less than 90 days to go see Disney World.
If you want to go from Sweden to see Disney World in Florida, you're going to have to literally schedule an appointment at the embassy and give them all of your personal information and the personal information of everybody you know so that you can go to Disney World for less than 90 days.
This is what Trump is doing.
This is the proposed, if you have family, by the way, that you're not married to in Europe, they're never going to be able to visit you again unless they do this, if this passes.
So if you do have family in Europe, you should go to the Federal Register.
And then one extra big fuck you in regards to this Federal Register is that they realize that they can farm 10 trillion Indian complaints straight from India without any verification that your comment's not coming from India on them.
Social Media Bans and Age Verification00:03:40
If they just open public comments through the Federal Registrar directly, which is usually how they harvest comments for these things.
So if you actually want to submit a comment, you can't use the public comment system.
You have to look at here in the addresses and you're going to have to email them.
You're going to have to manually email the Department of Homeland Security at this email address, referencing specifically the OMB control number, which is here.
So usually you just use the form, but with this very specific regulation targeting only European migration, short-term visas, you're going to have to jump through hoops and send an actual email to them directly.
If you want to submit a comment, minor inconvenience, only for this one, not anything targeting India, China, or Pakistan or Africa, of course, just for the Europeans.
Next.
This is Australia.
Australia has banned children from accessing social media, which includes Facebook, Insti, Kik, Reddit, Snapchat, YouTube, Hex, Twitch, TikTok, and Threads.
Do their parents have to consent?
How the fuck are you going to block the entire internet?
Okay, and of course, this doesn't actually go anywhere.
So you would expect this to be like an article about this that has more fucking information.
But of course, a big news company in Australia can't afford to actually write an article explaining what the fuck the government has done.
So you just have to guess.
You just have to guess.
Use your imagination, chat.
Sydney news company cannot afford to write an article explaining the legislation that governs their country affecting everybody in the country under the age of 16.
So we're just going to use our imagination, play pretend, figure out what the fuck this is.
But this is specifically exempt according to the eSafety Commissioner.
Are you ready?
Discord, GitHub, Google Classroom, Lego Play, Facebook Messenger.
So Facebook is banned and their product, Instagram, is banned, but Facebook Messenger specifically and WhatsApp, which is also a Facebook product, that's not banned.
YouTube kids.
So if you're 16 years old, I guess you can still watch Miss Rachel and hear the plights of the Palestinian children.
Roblox, Vinterest, and Steam.
So as we know, there are absolutely nothing on Roblox, Discord, or Steam that kids would have to look out for.
But threads, man, your kids are on threads.
That's dangerous, boy.
That's really risky.
Some bad stuff's happening.
I wonder if the fact that Discord and Roblox are like completely unencrypted.
I wonder if that has anything to do with the choice of Target as opposed to Snapchat or Kik, I guess.
I don't know.
I can't believe Kik is so big that like it gets put on this list before Twitch.
In my head, Kik is still like this gigantic shithole, but I guess it's what's popular with the youth.
Supposedly, Twitch is in such dire straits now that they might actually have to close at some point, which can only be, which can only be a benefit to mankind.
Next.
Oh, okay.
So for whatever reason, the subcommittee on energy and commerce is moving through an online safety bill called COSA, which is effectively going to be the same fucking thing.
So if you're sitting here laughing at Australians for being such a shithole country, guess what?
We're also a shithole country.
It's time for age verification on the App Store because they want to know your butthole fingerprint before you download Discord.
Apple TV Ads and Samsung Jokes00:07:34
I can't blame them.
It's a safety online media.
The Kids Internet Safety Partnership Act, promoting a Safe Internet for Minors Act, AI Warnings and Resources for Education Act, Assessing Safety Tools for Parents and Minors Act, Sammy's Law by Vassaman Schultz, which I'm sure is a great bill.
Safeguarding of adolescents from malicious interactions on network games called the Gaming Act.
Very nice acronym there.
Algorithmic Choice and Transparency Act.
You get the point.
Oh, well, we need some levity.
I think this is a nice little edit.
This is a, I believe that this is Tim Waltz's house.
This is his draconian-looking mansion.
Let's see what's happening there.
You're ready.
Oh, retard alert.
Read.
Retard alert.
Record.
That's very nice.
I'm glad that PPP and Andy met up so they can drive by Tim Waltz's house and ring the triangle at him.
By the way, I'll say that.
I'll save my shilling towards the end of the YouTube segment.
Next.
Oh, God.
Okay, so this is the worst thing I've ever seen, and it drives me to the V word.
Okay, think of some nice V words.
And imagine that I am doing that to people responsible for this.
Okay.
So this is an advertisement from XAI advertising their new advertising system.
So they're saying that old ads interrupting the videos.
Steven captures this.
Watching ads suck.
I agree, XAI.
Are you going to like filter out ads for me?
It's introducing halftime, a new XAI product.
So they're showing this.
We're watching a TV show called Suits.
Yep.
And they're going to go watch the ad.
So here he goes.
Okay.
The guy's walking out of the office building.
And I think he would normally go up to this car and grab a coffee from this black woman.
But she's actually, because of the ad, is going to hand him a refreshing Coca-Cola.
So it actually generates the advertisement directly into the film.
And then after it's done, it winds it back and he gets his coffee as per usual.
But for that brief second, you're left wondering what the fuck is happening?
Why is he drinking a Coca-Cola?
It looks AI generated.
Now we're watching Friends 1994 comedy show.
Could that be safe from manipulation?
Absolutely not.
Not with XAI.
So here we have this guy.
He's talking to a girl.
Oh, he picks up some beats by Dre.
Would you like to know more?
So you can click the ad to see the new power beats fit.
Oh, rewind.
Just kidding.
There are no beats by Dre in the 1994 comedy show, Friends.
That's a big black guy.
Holy shit.
That's an enormous dude.
SpongeBob.
Oh boy.
Imagine all the fun that we could have with SpongeBob eating Burger King, experiencing diversity in real time, completely unnoticeable until your brain goes, wait a second, that doesn't make sense.
Why is SpongeBob advertising vaccines by Pfizer to me?
And you're like, oh, he wasn't actually doing that.
That was just an ad brought to you by Halftime, an XAI product.
I will have more to say about this.
And the post-Neil Maham segment.
Neil Maham is, of course, too busy celebrating Tulsi, Tulsi at the moment.
He's too busy worshiping his basil.
So the Santa Ham is sitting in.
But when his segment would have normally ended, we'll talk more about the XAI thing.
Next.
A woman.
This is me, by the way.
This woman is a retard.
And so I think she bought a Samsung smart fridge.
So this is a real thing.
Remember when I opened up the contact form for Samsung and I said, Americans aren't fucking cattle and you should all be hanged for your transgressions against my people.
I don't know what the hell this is, but it's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
People actually buy those smart fridges.
I suppose they're like radically less expensive than their alternatives because they have advertisements built into them.
So the savvy consumer will be, aha, a fridge that has an advertisement built into it.
I don't see how this could be negatively impacting my life at all.
I desire billboards beamed directly into my fucking eye holes when I'm at home, when I'm up early in the morning.
When I'm up early in the morning, it's seven o'clock.
It's chilly.
You get up, your bones are a bit achy.
You got that lactic acid in your muscles that you have to shake out.
And you're like, damn, bro.
I could use a coffee.
So you get out and you trudge out to your fridge.
And the first thing you see is an Apple TV advertisement.
That's the first thing that you see as your dreary, half-closed eyes blink into existence.
You get an advertisement beamed right into your fucking facehead.
And it says, TV Plus, we're sorry we upset you, Carol from Pluribus, an advertisement for a TV show.
So I don't know if that isn't directly related or like it knows about the person who owns the fridge or if that's like a reference to the show.
I will never look this up.
You'll never get me to investigate what's airing on Apple TV.
But coincidentally, Carol happened to be a woman who was reading this advertisement and it made her feel completely schizophrenic and she ended up in a hospital because, as it says here, she had to be hospitalized for two days.
Her doctors kept her under observation and adjusted her medications.
Her siblings later saw the same ad on Facebook when she sent her the photo.
Carol confirmed that this is what she saw that triggered her psychotic episode.
Carol is the main character in Plurobus, a new show on Apple TV that's increasingly becoming popular.
The ad copy also ties in with the current narrative on the show.
So while it's completely harmless on its own, it's this is harmless.
This is from Sam Mobile, which I'm sure is not up the ass of Samsung.
This is harmless, guys.
It just causes a little bit of panic attacks and psychotic episodes, but it's completely harmless, bro.
She's just crazy.
And that's what we need.
What we really need is more psychotic episodes induced by private advertising companies that require an influx of medications, perhaps permanent prescriptions that the federal government will, of course, subsidize and pay for at the expense of the taxpayer so that the human beings that are currently subjected to our nightmarish reality can trundle through every day with this kind of increasingly nightmarish shit happening in their own fucking homes.
That's what we really need.
And it's really great for the economy.
Actually, Apple TV's, this viral news article that I'm reading you right now, super good for the shareholder values.
Apple stock went up.
Pfizer stock went up.
The Healthcare America stock went up because she was hospitalized there.
It was really great, great returns on this.
And the shareholders are very pleased.
Very pleased.
Great job, Samsung.
We're all very happy with you.
Next, Kyle Rittenhouse is back on social media as Rittenhouse 2A.
He's going to be doing political stuff.
I can't imagine that he has much else that he could see as available way forward.
And to announce his return, he's announced that he is now a married man.
There is now a Mrs. Rittenhouse.
VTuber Culture and Streamer Respect00:13:24
And everyone made fun of her tattoos, but you know what?
She's out of his league.
Let's be fair.
She's out of his league.
And you know what?
Good for him.
I don't want to hear any negative Nancy shit.
You know, I remember that the, I never say this on the podcast, but it's officially the blurb for our podcast from out of the internet.
Our podcast, like I'm including my audience and the ownership, collective ownership of the podcast.
So now you are parasocially attached to me and this production, and you will tune back in more and more and give more and bigger super chats.
Anyways, the name of the tag for the tagline for the show is Don't Get Mad, Let Me Do It For You.
And that was the only thing I could think of.
I sat down and I tried to figure out what the fuck the subtitle of the podcast has for like hours, and that was the best I could come up with.
So thing is, chat, you're not allowed to get mad at her tattoos.
Okay, that's my job.
Getting mad at stuff is my job.
Your job is to be a positive poly and to not allow yourself to become mad.
Okay, I'm a conduit for your anger.
I suffer immensely so that you don't have to.
Next, this is kind of out of place, but it's a little bit funny.
So I popped in here before I talked about other stuff and depressed myself.
You know what?
Sometimes I think about the state of things and it feels like my bone marrow has melted out and my bones are brittle and my joints are filled with acid and I just hurt to move.
So Mr. Peanut or Burned Peanut, I suppose I think Mr. Peanuts is the mascot for the peanut brand.
His name is Burnt Peanut and he is the best VTuber in the world according to the Streamer Awards.
Now I should clarify that the Streamer Awards is a thing nobody gives a fuck about except apparently all the streamers do.
Like everyone kept saying, Josh, this is like a joke thing.
It's like a jerk off thing for like the streamers to do for themselves.
Nobody, but like all everyone cared about it.
So I guess it does matter.
Apparently this takes place right before the Jeff Keely game show, which I didn't watch at all because I don't give a shit.
I've said this many times, but I haven't played a game all year because I've been in the mines, okay, toiling away for no reward.
I've been toiling away so that black people can get free food, free housing, free Medicare at my expense as I pay a third of my net income to the federal government despite receiving absolutely nothing in return.
So I haven't been playing any games this year, but on the streamer awards, the burned peanut has won the best VTuber award.
Okay.
The VTubers are very angry at this.
Kitsuniro says, non-VTuber won the best VTuber award, upside down smiley face.
Zan VT, Vtuber PR.
This guy's a sucker.
This is definitely like a flamenco.
This guy's like a kiss ass.
He gets up and kids sue's DMs like, hey, babe, you want a promotion, babe?
You want a free Starbucks gift card, babe?
What grinds my gears are the actual VTubers who are going to celebrate this?
Guys, you're being treated like second-rate streamers.
Our industry, our culture.
It's all a joke to them.
Fuck the rigors.
That's what I say a lot.
I find myself when I'm doing my taxes.
I'm just thinking like, fuck, I hate riggers so much.
I wish we could just take every rigger and do away with them.
You know how much better this country would be if we just got rid of all the fucking riggers right now.
It's all a joke to them.
Fuck the riggers, the artists, the talents, use the Snapchat filter.
Viola, you are a VTuber.
He's not using a Snapchat filter, though, is he?
Is he using a Snapchat filter?
Led Polar Bear, the guy who makes fun of VTubers and said verbatim that he doesn't like them.
Nice.
Cinco Infinite MAGA.
Retarded.
Dude doesn't consider himself a VTuber.
Oh, I mean, come on.
If fucking Pippa Pipkin started saying, I'm not really a VTuber, I'm a rigger.
I'm a rigged anime construct.
That doesn't mean anything.
You're not suddenly not an anime girl.
You're not suddenly not a VTuber.
You are definitely still a VTuber.
What do you guys think?
Is that a VTuber?
The peanut man?
Actually, let's take a look.
I have some clips of him because I haven't watched any of these, but I want to get a sense of who this peanut guy is with all of you.
Okay.
Jeff Lane says, one of your characteristics of a VTuber is that it tracks your face and mouth and shows through animations.
He does not have much of a face nor mouth animation.
It's just a phone filter.
He isn't a VTuber.
This is like no true Scotsman.
You're saying that this isn't a VTuber?
Because how do you know?
How do you know that's his actual eyes and mouth?
How do you know that's not like a mouth that's rigged to the peanut that is animated?
And it just so happens to look like creepy human eyes and mouth.
You don't know that.
That could be fully rigged.
What are you?
A rigger?
Are you some kind of expert fucking rigger over here that you know about those?
This dude's really cringe, but I'm honestly so glad he won just to piss up the VTuber fans.
That's not a VTuber.
He doesn't think of himself as a VTuber.
I mean, it's like, who is a British person?
Do they have to be English?
Or can I just think of myself as an Englishman?
And then therefore I'm English.
That doesn't count.
Shows as much respect for VTubers as the Oscars does for animation.
Wow.
What a cutting commentary.
The other bullshit show nobody gives a fuck about, doesn't care about your niche medium.
Okay.
The burnt peanut isn't.
Oh, Grok disagrees.
Cherry blossoming for the fucking chair.
Shouldn't be nominated.
Hope this joke award show serves as a warning.
Blah, blah, blah.
Fuck these guys.
They really do seethe at us VTubers for being cringe and free.
Ha ha ha.
Do I have a clip for that?
Okay.
XQC is laughing at the oh, XQC.
My guy.
Thanks.
Thanks to XQC's presence in the stream, all clips I'm using are 100% fair use.
Gentlemen, good night and godspeed.
Say, man.
Yo, yo, the VTuber's in shambles.
They're saying that they hate the VTubers, but a VTuber just did his acceptance speech with, like, the golden peanut background, and everyone's clapping.
They're clapping for the VTuber.
That seems like VTuber respect to me.
Yo, streamer.
Imagine being a VTuber taking out a fucking loan against a bank from a big fucking corporate to get a model that's costing fucking $60,000 to lose this fucking scuffest piece of shit avatar from fucking Windows 95.
That's crazy.
I watched this old stream of mine and one of the things that I have that's like a verbal tick that I've been trying to work on with very little success, but a little bit of success.
So not no success, but not as much as I should like is ironically.
At some point, I realize I um and er a lot because I like to consider myself very thoughtful and I speak, I think before I speak, right?
Obviously, me.
So I have pauses and I used to do the Obama thing where I would um and err and I never fixed that.
Instead, I've just started filling it with profanity.
So I say fucking a lot, which I also don't like.
And many of my listeners don't like about me.
So I've always, it's been an ongoing struggle over multiple years to try and reduce how much I use filler words when I speak.
And XQC never got that memo because whenever I hear him talk, he's just like yammering with the most filler profanity ever.
And it makes me feel better about myself.
XQC can achieve such monumental, dizzying levels of success.
He can afford healthcare for himself.
So he doesn't seem particularly talented and he doesn't seem to care about how his mic presence is because he eats into the microphone and babbles.
So maybe I can be, I can do it too.
It's possible.
I just have to be thin.
That seems to be the win combination.
You don't need to be talented or smart or funny.
You don't need to speak well.
You don't need to have intelligent things to say, but you do have to be thin chat.
That's the common denominator there.
Okay.
So I'll work on that.
Okay.
Next.
Okay.
Actually, not next.
Okay.
So these are clips that my users fetch for me on my request of the peanut being funny.
So let's see the peanut being funny.
Let's make a determination if he deserves best VTuber ever award.
She's an actress.
Anime, not movies.
Giving up that information not under duress is astonishing.
You are literally.
You could have me strapped to a chair doing the 007 Casino Royale.
And I would not have a peanut on a screen, and you're telling me to not information that I want.
I'm a real peanut.
I'm a real peanut.
That's kind of racist.
Yeah, honestly, thank you, man.
You know what else is racist?
What?
Hey, myth, you're black.
Yep.
That's not racist.
First off, even if it wasn't about chess, that's not racist.
Secondly, it was about chess.
He was the black pieces on the chessboard.
He has to, I've noticed that he's really careful with race stuff.
Let me skip ahead.
I did see this one clip.
Yeah, this one.
Obviously, he's a Twitch streamer, so he has to be very careful.
Let's check out how he handles a 10 situation here, chat.
Got him!
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh.
He said the F slur.
Uh-oh.
Ooh, you're shocked.
Ha ha, you're burnt peanut.
You fucking negative.
Oh, ouch.
Oh, watch that.
Watch this man's reaction, okay?
Best VTuber award.
He's going to get hit with an unsavory word here, and he has to try and play it off like he's not completely rattled.
You fucking negative.
Oh, ouch.
Peanut arm air peanut.
My arm is broken.
I like how his look at the peanut face.
Like after he hears that.
Oh, no, watch.
Peanut arm air peanut.
My arm is broken.
It's just like open mouth gawking.
Okay.
Let me see.
Sorry, peanut.
They're dropping the end bombs on your brother.
I know it's no good, huh, brother?
Let's see this one.
Let's more animes.
Okay, I want to hear him showing anime.
So like Sword Art Online is an anime where they are synced into this video game.
And if they die in the game, they die in real life.
This is why, look, everyone knows I'm a woman respecter.
Women do not belong on live streams or video games.
So this is a hard line, okay?
You put a woman into like a male-centric podcast or a video game club, and it just fucks up the vibe.
And that's not, like, you can say that's like misogynist.
Perhaps it is, but there's a vibe, okay?
There's a vibe.
And when you put women into it, it fucks up the vibe.
I can't explain it any better.
I can't make it sound any better, chat.
It just fucks up the vibe.
Now, obviously, a professional podcaster like me can interview women and do a very good job.
But if you try to have like a female co-host, like the quartering, fucks up the vibe.
That's all I got to say about that.
Hey, hold up.
Wait, wait, one more time.
I didn't catch that.
What did you say?
It's an anime that they have like this text.
Dude.
That's actually a funny bit.
You asked some weeb, like, can you give me like a full synopsis of your favorite anime?
Don't worry if I'm not responding.
Like, I'm like listening really intently and focusing on the game, okay?
So then you just mute them, and then they got that person sorted for like at least a couple hours.
Perfect.
That's very interesting.
That is very interesting.
Very interesting.
It's just like men in real life, chat.
Okay.
And then I guess this one.
Okay.
Apparently, he plays Tarkov.
I think if you play Tarkov, you got something wrong with you.
The whole idea of like looter extraction.
Don't you want to play like these really tense games where if you lose to whatever bullshit, you lose like progress and a bunch of shit you work for?
Don't you want to have to like play PvE PvP with like really high stakes and not ever have to?
There's no sort of like camaraderie or like sportsmanship to it.
You're just trying to like kill people like by gambling.
I was like, no, it doesn't sound fun at all.
It sounds really annoying.
You say that one more time.
Why don't you say that one more time?
Say it one more time.
I dare you.
Say it one more time.
Say it.
Say it again.
What happens if I say it again?
Christmas Market Protests and Music00:04:15
Call me that one more time.
Are you a V Tuber?
What happened?
That's it!
Face page with your gun, motherfucker!
Because you're saying it right now!
Better kill him.
Oh my god.
He just killed his own teammate.
What a butthole.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
We're not using the AO.
He got that.
He said all that and then he died.
Okay.
He sucked, you know.
He had to win after that.
You had to put him down.
Then he gets fucking clapped.
What a sucker.
Okay.
I have about a minute of hate for you.
You ready?
To play my minute of hate.
By the way, I got a notification on my phone that I have a new gumroad subscriber for $5 a month.
So apparently, this is the ticket.
You got to bash women on your stream.
Then people will literally be like, oh my God, he finally said that women aren't funny.
That they don't belong in a podcast on a video game.
I'm subscribing right the fuck now.
Okay, listen.
If you agree with any of those statements, you must subscribe to me immediately.
Post-haste.
Matthier.gumro.com.
Okay.
All right, listen.
One sub.
Okay, we need some music for this.
You ready?
Okay.
In the England, they have banned Christmas wreaths.
And I don't know where the fuck this is.
Probably Germany.
They're tearing.
Yeah, they're tearing down Christmas trees in public.
The Arabs are.
Here is in Norway.
They cut down a physical tree that was growing and had been decorated.
Here we have in Frankfurt, migrant protests at the Christmas marks.
Here's another Christmas market that's being protested by Arabs.
Actually, they're destroying arrangements, lights for this one.
This is an attack in Brussels.
Here we have a live protest, pro-Palestinian in Brussels.
Arabs waving the Palestine flag.
This is in Germany.
Large crowds of Muslims walking through the Christmas markets playing call to prayers and chants in Arabic.
Here we have another German Christmas market where they're doing the music outside while people are trying to enjoy their glue weim.
Why is it playing Kali Yuga?
Now, this is the subsequent song that it plays after the Germans start breaking out their fucking Lugers and just start gunning these people down.
All right.
Here we have in Hamburg, Germany, captioned in Hebrew for whatever reason.
People shouting, no God except Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet outside of a Christmas market.
And then finally, if you're thinking, well, at least they're only exercising their constitutional European tribunal human rights.
Here we have a nice black man outside of a Christmas market skating on ice, and he's just gonna take that little white boy without knowing him and slamming him on the ground.
Irreparable spinal injuries for Christmas, everybody.
So here we go.
This is funny.
The funny thing is, if you actually know the lyrics to Ode to Joy, it goes: Dina Zauba, Binden Vida, Vasti Moda, Schranketal, which means that the magic of Christmas time and of God brings everybody together and makes them brothers.
So here we see some brotherly love.
The Ode to Joy.
Yeah, look at them.
They're just singing and dancing.
Nice anthem.
Would be a shame if you had a bunch of fucking Muslims in your country, but apparently you do.
You didn't know it was a it's Ode to Joy by Beethoven.
How the fuck do you not know that the EU anthem is a thing?
It's called Ode, maybe Oda?
Oda, Andy Freuda.
Look it up.
It's a good song.
Um, sucks to be European, I guess.
In the U.S., we simply don't have Christmas markets.
Oh, what?
You want some Christmas markets?
YouTube Streams and EU Anthem Confusion00:04:59
You want some fun and merriment?
You want some fuck it.
I'm debating.
I've already gone off the rails.
Is there any point to stopping the YouTube stream?
I don't think so.
I don't think there's a point to stopping the YouTube stream show.
I might as well just keep going.
All right, let's just keep going.
Okay.
Fuck it.
You know what?
The number on the top left is just completely broken, anyways.
It says gone.
It says offline on kick, but I guarantee you.
Okay, there it is.
It definitely is not offline on kick.
Let's see.
28 people waiting on Rumble.
I don't think that's accurate either.
And then what's on YouTube?
750.
Okay, that's about right.
All right.
Next.
But for some reason, that doesn't count at all.
I guess YouTube broke their fucking counter thing, so that just doesn't work.
Okay.
Let's see.
So, Galbaroo, which is an anime.
I don't know what to call these websites where it's like, why is my stream playing to myself?
Okay, there it's on YouTube this time.
Usually I mute these tabs, and that's a much more sensible idea than just letting them play.
Okay, anyways, I don't know what you call these websites.
They're like art websites, quote unquote, where like the idea is you tag all the art with like different characters and copyrights and things happening in them, but it's almost exclusively used for pornography and like tagging sexual poses and what's inside of them.
An image horse, just boroo.
Okay, so Galbaru is a boroo, as the name would imply, I suppose.
And as a pornography website, I believe they also allow the low-likon, which is controversial from a technical standpoint.
So they have some issues with hosting.
In particular, Cloudflare, which is their security service provider, as is, it is for half of all internet traffic, has disabled, at some point, disabled their domain.
The administrator said, so for whatever reason, Cloudflare has now disabled access to our domain when the proxy is enabled.
This struck all of our sites at once.
I received no email from Cloudflare before this happened and still have no idea what is going on.
It also happened for Dan Baru at the same moment.
I don't know what the difference is between Dan Baru and Gal Baru.
I think that the only difference might be that one is exclusively anime and the other is not.
I'm not sure if one allows Lollicon, the other doesn't either.
Actually, I know, I think Dan Brew does because someone pointed out to me that they use Stripe for payment processing.
And the only thing they charge money for, this is so awesome.
It's so fucking awesome how our society works.
The only thing that Dan Baru charges money for through Stripe is access to Lolai Khan and Shota Khan.
So they just very smartly gate it behind a paywall.
So everyone that wants to see LollyCon just has to pay money for it.
And they're allowed to do that by Stripe.
And I just get to eat shit and suck nigger dick all day.
And that's my fucking life.
So there's a follow-up to this where they said, Cloudflare is now on the record as having implemented policy that permanently outsources all final decisions on the legality or acceptability of U.S.-hosted First Amendment protected content to FSM Hotline Germany, a foreign entity that applies German law onto content that is illegal in the U.S.
Cloudflare in an email to Galbrew said, We will only consider lifting restrictions on this domain after we have received notice from FSM directly that the content on this domain has been a false positive for CSAM.
This is the same country that seizes all your electronics permanently for criticizing politicians and hurting their feelings, making a lewd joke, posting a meme, or even playing a violent video game, and then laugh at you about it.
So as our world succumbs to a top-down international technocracy, a irrelevant country like Germany, which has an economy smaller than California's and is shrinking all the time because their entire government is collapsing under the weight of a migrant population less than 1.5% of its entire country, but which purportedly commits 40% of all violent crimes throughout the country, they get to decide what is and is not accessible on the internet because they'll email Cloudflare.
And instead of Cloudflare implementing a per-region or per-country block, they simply shut it off for everybody at will at their discretion.
And they'll tell you why after the fact, again, at their sole discretion.
And then finally, very funny, just to rub Sat in the wound, somebody suggested to him that they reach out to me for a discussion about alternative hosting stuff.
And the guy actually had.
He had been directed to me and we spoke in regards to what some options would be.
And then, of course, when he confirmed this, all the anime avatars who use Galbaro to jack off the LollyCon say, take it with a grain of salt.
Null's a dipshit.
Hosting Issues and Embassy Appointments00:06:05
Please don't trust these people.
By God, please don't.
This is inviting problems into your home.
Yeah, there's other partners and far better American ways to detect illegal material.
So I'm not allowed.
I'm not even when shit happens and there's like a handful of people on the entire world that has have ever dealt with anything like it.
And I happen to be one of them.
I'm not allowed to help even because everyone just fucking despises me to such an extent that I'm not allowed to like participate in that discussion despite possibly being one of the only people available to actually give any insight on what it's like to host something that has large, high bandwidth requirements and gets attacked after being kicked off of Cloudflare.
Next, we have a racist woman.
She has some inbombs to drop for us.
Sue Rizzio complains, this couple from Somalia walked into a sunbun to buy food and the employees started to make fun of the woman's hijab.
So they took out their phone and started recording.
Then she called them the N-word and admitted to being a racist.
So she continued to say derogatory things to them.
That's nigger.
I am racist.
You are a nigger.
You are an idiot.
No, I'm not.
I'm not a racist.
And I'll say that to the whole entire world.
Don't be disagreeable.
You ruined your life, by the way.
Oh, talking about it.
I haven't listened to this video, and it just makes me so angry that I can't even articulate.
You ruined your life, by the way.
There is literally no reason why we should not be repurposing FEMA camps into concentration camps for mass deportations right now.
We have them ready to go.
They have the infrastructure required to support the populations that we need to deport.
There's 100 million of them.
We can start fucking turning them out right now.
At any moment, at any moment, Trump could send in tanks to round up these people and put them in FEMA camps and we can get the fuck rid of them at any fucking moment.
And this is instead what the population of this country has to endure.
People who can barely speak English hacking loogies up as they say this will ruin that you like.
By the way, you talk about respect.
You're talking about respect?
You are fired from this place, motherfucker.
You have fired working here.
Suck it.
Sakwa, look how you fucking look like.
What's wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking ugly bitch?
Get the fuck out of my place.
Talking about ugliness?
Did I stand stunned?
God, Somalis are so fucking hideous.
They're so fucking gross.
So, of course, she was fired, and Cinnabon cried and said, No, you can't say that.
Not yet.
Not yet.
That's a bad word.
As it turned out, that guy and his friends had just been sitting there sexually harassing her.
And they'd actually been making multiple trips to the Cinnabon to sexually harass her as they loiter and occupy the mall and make it a more dangerous and inhospitable place for all normal people over days.
And she finally just had enough and called them what they were.
But of course, that was omitted from the details.
And supposedly she has a GoFundMe or Gibson Go or whatever the fuck.
$250,000.
That's pretty good.
It's less than what the other lady got, though.
It's going to peter out, though.
That kind of generosity won't go far.
There's not enough.
We don't have the NGO money.
We don't have the USAID money to properly solve the financial issues of people affected by Somali sexual harassment.
Chan she has a mixed kid.
That's why she only got 250.
What's her name?
Crystal.
Oh.
Let me look this up.
I don't trust you.
That could be blood libel.
I remember they said the same exact thing about that other woman.
That other woman in the park who had the kid that the literal convicted pedophile from Somalia was harassing and recording.
When he got the call the N-word, everyone says, Ugh, should we really be helping white trash single moms?
And she's like with the guy that was the father of her kids.
And for whatever reason, white people just constantly accept fucking blood label like that whenever it's because they're just desperate for a reason to hate a woman.
The only woman that are capable of producing white children.
See that child.
Better be fucking mudded.
Crystal Wilesley.
Cinnabon child.
Oh, I know where you got that information that you just relayed to me and made me look up.
Let's take a look.
The Times of India.
That is the only source that I could find for this.
The Times of India.
You're repeating shit from the Times of fucking India in my comments.
Fuck you.
That was the same.
In case you're thinking, but it is the Times of India.
It is the largest publication in the Hindu-speaking world that is in English.
It must be very reputable, Sa.
Actually, matter of fact, if you remember, the guy that went to the Kowpu Festival, they published articles saying that his mother was an OnlyFans whore when she wasn't.
So if you trust anything on the Times of fucking India, like, no, there's no way that the Indians could be lying to my fucking face, Sa.
There's no way.
There's no way that that's possible, Sa.
You are retarded.
That's why I fucking hate people like Nick Filentos, because the guy, the kind of people who are willing to accept any bullshit lie about white women just because they're angry at women are an enemy of the people.
They are incapable of doing what is required to actually fix the country.
They're fucking stunted.
Next.
Oh, it's the same thing we fucking talked about.
This is in Grok.
Grok, in reply to somebody, says, Cow Dung has traditional and potential scientific benefits, including antimicrobial properties, antibacterial, and antifungal for treating skin issues like psoriasis and wounds.
It is used in Ayurveda for immune support as a fertilizer to enrich soil.
Burning it can repel mosquitoes and purify air.
However, dust exposure may cause respiratory problems like asthma and proper handling risk infections from pathogens.
AI Recruitment Memes and Safety Warnings00:03:19
Consult experts for safety use.
Someone asked Rock then, I keep a small bowl of cow dung to burn in my bathroom to purify the air.
Grock replies, That's an interesting and traditional practice.
Burning cow dung can indeed release compounds that act as natural air purifiers and insect repellents.
Just ensure good ventilation to avoid smoke inhalation and source it cleanly, saw to minimize health risk.
Say safe.
Well, you might be thinking, wow, that's fucking retarded.
Why is the robot that Elon Musk is so proud of completely fucking retarded?
The answer, Chad.
If we go back to this story about the absolutely horrific, nightmarish, inhumane, completely insane proposal that is now a branded concept called halftime, if we go back to this ZEEET and we take one little flick, which, by the way, I'm using the new Razor Death Adder V3 mouse.
It was highly recommended I get a death adder.
So now I have one.
Thank you, chat.
They take one little flick upwards.
Hello, Sa, it is us, Sa, the XAI team, Sa, the best and brightest Sa for Sa Elon Musk XAI team.
Hey, we built RecruiterX, an AI recruitment platform that sources talk.
Oh, an AI recruitment.
Sa, we built the automated AI recruitment platform for all your Fortune 500 companies.
So it will work great, Sa.
Just pass us sa.
So our tool watches X and services a short list of priority candidates, vetting them using a set of signal identifiers that we engineered.
As a recruiter, you click into a candidate, see why we pick them, and score a meta timeline of proof of work tweets.
You can click on a candidate.
Oh, look in our example, Sa.
We use a very white man with an Italian name, Sa.
So you know that our XAI is not robot, is not a racist.
Sorry, he has an Italian name, but he's actually in Switzerland.
Sa.
They have Italians up there too, Sa, because it is a Confederacy, Sa.
Proof-of-work tweets.
If the confidence feels off, you nudge it up or down, and the system learns.
And when you're sold, you send them straight into the greenhouse with one click.
You can even paste any X handle you already have and run the exact same vetting flow.
Okay.
I was going to say they sound pretty white except for that one guy.
It's like, you think they're using that Wi-Fi AI?
This is the new XAI product, the XAI white speak.
If you are in a cult center in Bangladesh, YouTube can sound like Brian from Georgia, Sa, just with one click in real time using XAI processes in Mumbai data center.
Amazing.
And breaking news, celebrating American entrepreneurship and business success, leading the way in entertainment in a way never before seen in human history.
YouTube CEO Neil Mahan is Times 2025 CEO of the year.
He has made the terminally unprofitable YouTube into a flagship enterprise of google.com.
Now, through invasive advertisements, routine breaking of non-supported third-party tools like YouTube Download and SmartTube Next, we have forced enough advertisements in the faces of enough people throughout this entire planet that even YouTube is able to make money.
Foodie Beauty Channel Demonetization00:14:51
Yay!
Another win for American businesses and for the advertisers.
Next.
Oh.
And one other thing.
So apparently this is the new hot meme.
We all know that the good SAs of the subcontinent love to say, your mother is OnlyFans.
Your sister is OnlyFans.
Your sister, I fuck your sister's not so good saw when she is on the OnlyFans.
Well, when you are gooning on OnlyFans and paying money for a Grand Cayman Jewish-owned company to destroy the youth of this country and to blood libel your people, when you're talking to them, you're actually talking to an Indian.
Vice News broke this article, quoting the company, I guess, motto or a statement by the team.
They say, we don't sell erections, tits, or orgasms.
A representative of Wonderland Talent Agency tells Vice, we sell smiles, that same smile you get when you finish watching Avatar for the first time or see a beautiful sunset.
You can get that feeling when you connect with another person, even online.
Wonderland is an OnlyFans management agency.
They work with creators on the platform who make adult content to boost their profiles, connect with subscribers, and ramp up their earnings.
The mission, as written on Wonderland's Instagram, is to maximize profits for every subscriber.
All an OnlyFans creator has to do is send the agency their content and then go enjoy your life with the money we make you.
Another post reads, want a new Gucci puss?
No problem.
So what they do is they gain, okay, you are a hoe, right?
So you're selling your booty hole pics and you're like, gosh, if only these pay, if only these subscribers were pay pigs, if they were bigger pay pigs.
And so what they do is they pretend to be you.
So I don't want to talk to these gross, disgusting gooners, right?
It's like skeevy.
They're sexually perverted.
They might be dangerous.
You might say something stupid to them that pisses them off.
Don't worry.
You hand it off to Wonderland where the finest, grossest, pervious Indian men in the entire world sit together in a call center and jerk off white men for money.
And then what they do is they manage your content.
So you take a few exclusive booty hole pics, right?
And then you send them to the Indian men.
And then the Indian men are talking to the customers and the customer is like, oh, babe, you're so hot.
What if I could see a custom booty hole picture?
Then what the Indian star does is he goes into the custom booty hole picture folder and sends one to the guy.
Now, this isn't public.
He might think you actually just took this custom booty hole picture for him and he might tip you $50.
So that's $50 towards your purse, your Gucci purse that you want that has come through exploiting a psychologically porn addicted retard through the use of Indian men.
And no, what I am describing is not a joke.
So then they might also collect requests like, oh, I would like to see you in red lingerie or all that stuff.
So then you say like, okay, tomorrow.
Then you get your bill.
And it's like, okay, this guy tipped $100 to see this.
This guy tipped $200 to see this.
And then you do all the pictures, you send them to the Indian men, and the men send them to the gooners and you collect your purse, your Gucci purse.
That, That is one of the most profitable, but actually, I say one of the, it is literally, and I'm not joking, you can look this up.
OnlyFans is the most profitable company in the entire world when you consider the cost of employees versus the profit earned.
They have the highest profit to employee ratio of any company in the entire world.
It is pure butter.
They generate pure fucking butter skimmed off the top off the sexual exploitation of young women throughout the world.
What about Valve?
No, more.
I can look this up.
Hold up.
Company's profit to employee ratio.
Let's see.
Here we go.
OnlyFans is possibly the most revenue-efficient company in the world.
Revenue per employee is 37.6 million, which is 10 times higher than Nvidia, the second highest.
And that is 3.6 million.
So OnlyFans is 10 times more profitable per employee than any other country company in existence.
And not by a little bit, by a lot.
A lot of lot.
Next.
I also have to remember it's a multi-billion dollar company.
So you're like, but PewDiePie has three employees and he makes, you know, however many millions of dollars.
You're talking about a company that is tens of billions of dollars that has that many employees and makes that much money per employee.
Next.
Foodie Beauty.
You know who's not running a profitable enterprise?
Foodie Beauty.
She has been demonetized.
The significance of the screenshot I'm showing you is that you have no option to join her channel as a subscriber.
Probably hit with the same thing that Amberlynn was hit with.
Foodie Beauty, however, has doesn't have a huge backlog of videos.
She's extra special.
She was doing binge-eating content on live after Amberlynn had been demonetized, which allowed people to take inspiration from Amberlynn and immediately report her for breaking YouTube rules, which got her demonetized.
So she's demonetized and now she's desperate for money.
She was advertising her cameos a little bit aggressively.
And then she says, hey guys, PayPal, I really, really, really need to go live and talk about a lot about how I am screwed because as you know, I was demonetized and I'm not allowed to use any of my other channels either.
Therefore, I have no income.
I will figure out another platform, probably Twitch, maybe something else, but I need to pay my bills.
We're emoji.
Like everyone else.
So I will go live.
If I receive my $150 total in PayPal, I will stay live for at least a couple hours.
If more is sent, I will stay longer because I just want to talk sad emoji.
If you want to donate again, the PayPal link, yours truly, Grifter Beauty, wacky emojis.
So now she's holding her streams hostage.
She will no longer stream on Neil Mahan's platform, demonetize, until she gets her payment up front.
She finally did go live.
And this is what she has to say.
They're not going to react to my current content because if I get deleted from YouTube, I'm getting a job.
I'm going to go work at Arby's and get free food.
I am not putting up with this shit.
No, no, no.
If I get deleted before you, I'm gone.
I'm gone from YouTube.
I don't need to.
No, no, no.
I can survive.
Trust and believe.
I feel like eventually like my channel will just wither away.
And that does make me panic because that's all I really have in life.
Like that might seem sad, but like that's all I really have.
You could say, oh, your reputation is turned as you won't get a job.
Do you think they care?
Some places don't give a crap about that.
Some places don't check.
If I need to change my name to get a good job, I'll do it.
There's nothing.
You underestimate me.
You underestimate me.
So do your worst.
Nobody cares.
So finally, there is a good chance that there will be at least one Tim Hortons in Canada staffed by a white person, which will automatically make it the best Tim Hortons for customer service in all of Canada.
Unfortunately, it will also be one of the least profitable Tim Hortons in all of Canada because one of their employees will be eating a lot of the food.
But these are the things that we pay for quality service, chat.
There's more to this.
This is her crash out, I believe.
Clip together by Piggy.
Piggy does usually add some sound effects, but it's not usually that bad.
There's something about that audience.
I don't know if I've ever said this before, but she uses like this audience noise at the beginning of her clips.
And it reminds me so much of God, what was it?
Oh, I can't remember the name of the cartridge.
All-stars.
Yeah, this.
This part.
This was my favorite NES or S-Nus game because it had like multiple games and I would play through them all.
But I like the, I don't know, just about the chatter.
It always reminds me of that game.
Hi.
But I got demon that.
So they're saying that Foodie Beauty channel got demonetized.
And they said that's because.
Yeah, she's very, very high to cope with the stress chat.
Now, I'm going to appeal the crap out of it because, number one, if they say it's for mukbangs, period, I have an email from them from the appeal center, from the policy center, saying that my video when I was eating the pizza pizza didn't violate a self-harm policy.
So you want to know how much of a fuck YouTube gives about its own fucking policies?
Zero, literally zero.
You could find Neil Mahan personally saying, I love that foodie beauty.
Her eating mukbang videos are so cash money, babe, yas, queen.
So, and they would still be like, um, we're not really sure about that.
Uh, yeah, you're gonna have to appeal in 90 days.
So, they're like so confused with their policies.
I hate that.
I hate that.
Yeah, self-harm for what?
Eating.
I'm not on drugs.
Thank you very much.
Okay, can we block people?
I'm at almost 600 pounds.
This is my job.
Like, I don't care.
I don't usually speed her up, but she is in the green zone so hard that I think it's necessary.
I'm so tired of trying to explain to people that social media is a job because you earn money.
We get paid to interact with people.
That's what we do.
I don't care if you don't see it as a real job.
It is because we make money.
And then you start to rely on that money to pay your bills.
Tell me about it.
Why did I not follow the rules?
I followed the rules.
Like, that's what I'm going to argue to the death of it if I have to somehow.
I don't know.
Because, like, honestly, I'm not glorifying eating disorders.
I usually talk about like stuff that I've found that's educational about, you know, diet culture and, and, you know, not in a good way.
And I'm not promoting anything negative.
Me too.
I also, I figured out what it is.
I did research into this.
Now, this is the only appropriate place for me to mention this.
I mentioned eons ago that the best pizza I ever had was with Hollandaise sauce and ground beef and jalapenos.
And I should clarify because this has caused me some confusion.
And obviously you'll never be able to find something like that in the U.S.
And I don't even know what to ask for.
I have discovered that Hollandaise sauce is not what was on the pizza.
And it's going to sound really weird.
It's sauce hollandaise.
Hollandaise sauce is something different than sauce hollandaise.
Sauce Hollandaise is like a factory-made hollandaise emulsification that's like not really hollandaise sauce, but it's called sauce hollandaise.
So you get it in like a cardboard thing and it's just pre-made and you pour it, but that's what they put on the pizza.
And that confused me because it's called sauce hollandaise.
So it's really good though.
Just let me let you know.
Like diet culture.
I'm not, I'm actually against anything that could be harmful to people wanting to lose weight.
You know, so just mentioning weight, I guess, at all, you know what I'm saying?
And I'm, yeah, this channel's not about that, but the new terms of service.
Anyways, I feel like have a sauce holiday.
Maybe I should.
But I'm going to end the live here because it might be a glitch and I'm going to delete this.
We're not going to talk about anything about, you know what?
And then we're just going to decide what to do and just hang out.
Okay.
So come right back or else can't threaten me, super beauty.
Whatever.
Foodie beauty.
So I think she's back on her.
Oh, spoiler alert.
She's back on her other channel that is monetized.
That was like the Foodie Beauty Salah channel.
And she's hoping that that will stay monetized.
I think.
I think that's her plan with all of this.
So I have two timestamps from this.
However, I'm afraid that the thumbnail has spoiled the very, very funny part that I want to get to.
Let's see.
8.40 is the first clip.
Now this is, I don't know what this is.
You love that, wouldn't you, Samira?
That's what you're aiming for.
No, I don't.
And there's even a part where they say that you, like, you can talk about it in like an educational manner.
So I was talking about it from like a personal experience.
I wasn't saying glorifying it.
Like, look, you should do this.
Like, I don't know what they want.
They're always changing.
They're not consistent.
It's so stupid.
Do I educate?
Yeah.
By talking about my personal experience, you don't have to be a teacher in an institution, smartassaby.
Having someone pay for a meal so I can do what humans are programmed to do and eat is not glorifying.
There's a lot of people who said they've learned a lot from my personal journey.
Justin, thank you very much.
Just because I wouldn't expect a non-obese young man to learn anything from the journey of a 40-year-old fat menopausal woman dealing with obesity issues.
No, of course you didn't learn anything.
Dipshit.
Thank you.
Isn't that kind of the moral of the story?
Josh, why do you keep playing clips from Chantau for us?
Peyton McNabb Brain Injury Debate00:04:59
Is there anything we're supposed to be learning from this?
No.
There's literally nothing that you're supposed to glean from this thing that I'm showing you.
Okay.
So she took off her hijab and decided to go for a pixie cut.
Those are in style these days, right?
Short hair, chopped, pixie cut.
Let's do it.
Chantao, dun da da dum.
Pixie cut, chopped hair.
Let's go.
Uh-oh.
Rotrow Raggy.
Here's your short-haired Tomgirl GF that you all wanted to.
I chopped my hair off.
It just went like this.
It was annoying me.
I need to chop more.
I'm starting.
My head's starting to feel really claustrophobic.
I don't know.
I look like the doll sided tortured in a Toy Story.
If I wanted to make money from this, I would have done it before taking off the e-job.
I look defeated.
Whoa.
You okay?
I gotta.
Okay, she put the Tim Pool beginny back on.
No more.
No more witnessing.
We're Tim Pool Maxing now.
Next.
Tranny segment chat.
Tranny segment.
Trigger alert, trigger warning.
There's going to be a deranged man who's going to be talking ill of lamink, okay?
Because if we're being honest, I remember I have this quote on the sink ditch where Keffels famously says, being a woman is not imitating women.
It's about being better than women.
The quintessential trait of a transgender person is violent hatred towards women, which is why I warn you all of not going down the Nick Fuento's cat boy path because that is the gateway towards unspeakable terrors.
So I forget his name.
It goes by Stacy.
Oh, I should not open it.
That might be like a buttle or something.
I don't know.
Here's what Stacey has to say.
Okay.
Another girl they're trying to make the face of the anti-trans woman.
Her name is Peyton, and she's the girl who got hit in the head with a volleyball by a trans woman while she was playing volleyball, right?
Crazy.
They bring her to hearings.
The whole argument is she suffered catastrophic brain damage, right?
That she'll never recover from.
She'll never be able to have a normal life.
And this is with her in the room.
They're just, they're like, look how slow she is.
She'll never be able to drive.
And they don't.
They don't ever want to show the clip of what happened because it's pretty funny, actually.
It's a seven-second clip.
And it's a girl, it's a trans girl, presumably, I'm told, goes up to do a spike.
And I can't tell she's trans.
Her form is perfect.
She looks good at sports, right?
And then there's Peyton sitting back like, I don't know, six feet from the net, flat-footed with her hands down like this.
And then she just gets hit right in the head and falls over like a toddler.
And I'm like, oh, she was really like this before.
I don't know if there's a nice way to say this, but she should have been wearing a helmet.
She should have been out there with the normal people.
She collapsed on the ground like a ragdoll because she suffered traumatic brain injury.
And here we hear a tranny and a bunch of progressives in the United States applauding, making fun of somebody for being physically injured.
Of course, a femoid skull is much easier to crush than a strong masculine skull.
Through years of evolution, men have evolved the necessary muscle and bone density to crush femoid skulls.
And femoid skulls have become more fragile over time.
So when a man, a grown adult man, spikes a volleyball as hard as he possibly fucking can into the head of a young girl, it will fracture it and potentially kill her.
He replies to this being clipped out to demonstrate his violent urges and bloodlust towards women by saying, my best work.
But he does not continue there.
He double triples down as a comedian would.
It goes into Fox News.
The Fox News headline is transgender comedian faces backlash for mocking Peyton McNabb's brain injury caused by male volleyball player.
And Stacey says, and they said I wasn't a comedian.
Then another tweet says, she gets right in the head and then falls over like a toddler.
And I'm just like, oh, she really was like this before.
I don't know if there's a nice way to say this, which is just a direct quote.
And then Stacey says, Fox News used a pic of Usha looking like a make-a-wish.
Okay, I guess that's her because she suffered a brain injury and was probably depressed.
And then Usha, who is, I guess, JD Vance's wife, is there with her.
And I guess because it's like an unflattering photo, he is like, haha, look at that.
And then he actually literally just says, ha ha ha ha, because it gets more tweets or more attention.
Comedian Backlash and Gender Standards00:15:21
And he just wants attention.
And then he says, they won't sue me because they'll have to play this video in court.
And the jury is going to crack up, playing that when she suffers brain damage and falls over, that it'll be hilarious.
And the jury will acquit him of any wrongdoing.
Here we go.
Here's our.
Oh, is that how he tries to pass himself off as?
Bro, we can like look at you in motion and just see a man.
And then you can put on whatever fucking chinky filters you want to like shape up your face.
You can bolt on whatever titch you want.
He wears these dresses, by the way, that have these puffy shoulders.
Because if you see him with his real shoulders, he's built like a fucking linebacker.
I just realized he's dressed like Princess Leia.
And he has like, bro, they're so gross.
They're so vile.
Isn't it unbelievable?
In my lifetime, this went from like a gay performance art to something that was pushed on kids on Tumblr to something that was almost made like legally mandatory that you have to accept or you just lose your entire life.
I just have to accept this.
So unrelated to anything, but I would really implore all my listeners to get firearms and don't make sure you don't slack on bullets.
You have to have firearms and you also have the bullets.
And then more importantly, more than just the bullets, you have to get range time in because range time is important.
If you don't know how to handle your weapon, it's not going to do you any good.
So you need all three.
You do need the gun.
You do need the bullets.
And then you do need the range time because if you can't handle your firearm, what good is it?
No.
It's like buying a power tool.
Oh, you bought a nice power tool.
Do you know how to do anything with it?
Can you like mount stuff?
Can you build stuff?
Well, you just have a fancy toy.
You have to get the range time in.
Anyway, sorry.
I was just having.
I think I might have brain cancer or something because something was just screaming in the back of my head.
And I just needed to take a little diversion to let the pressure off.
Next, new surgery dropped.
So Caldeer Kat Caldeer says, I'm getting experimental pelvis widening in March.
Doctor is doing cadaver test runs and will do his first live patient in February.
So this guy is like, heck yes.
My doctor is testing a new experimental cosmetic surgery on dead people.
And I get to be his first non-dead person to do this to.
And it says, makes your hips wider in a way that looks and feels natural.
No implants.
My immediate reaction to seeing this tweet was to think of this song.
I don't know if I'll be able to find it in time.
Here we go.
Hell yeah.
I don't know if he'll play there.
But Pete don't care whose meat he chopped.
I just wish it wish the lyrics fit a little bit more because obviously no one's gonna marry this disgusting tranny, but it is what it is.
All right, time for the woman hate segment chat.
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Here we have a fat chink.
Here's the takeaway from this.
She's fat and she's a chink and she's a woman.
So fuck her.
What happened originally is that a guy put out a list.
Now, obviously, this guy took this out of fucking context.
Look at me a second.
So this whore, this obvious fucking prostitute says this.
Good morning.
Here's my standards for 2026.
Says gym seven times a week.
Respects my parents.
No beard, no alcohol, no Twitter, no video games, owns two houses.
Doing the thing once a year, max.
Does everything I want, pays for everything, cooks and cleans, buys me gifts regularly, and knows how to cut wood and light a fire.
Obviously, this is a fucking joke.
He's on Twitter saying no Twitter and gym seven times a week.
Even people who are obsessed with the gym take days off to rest.
So like, I don't know if I have to actually explain that this is not like a real list, but it's not a real list.
Then, now she gets away with this, okay?
Because she's like a prostitute.
So she's conventionally attractive, and guys look at her and go, hmm, well, this is, I do meet all these standards, but I don't know how to light a fire.
But I guess she's not asking for too much because she's conventionally attractive.
Then, Jess, who is a founder of some like cryptocurrency scam thing as like a CEO, does her own list.
Good morning.
Here's my standards for 2026.
IQ 130, dark triad light, feminist adjacent between six foot one and six foot three.
Well, there goes me, I guess.
Sorry, I'm a 5'11 king of the manlets, so I don't qualify.
Jim BMI of 2023, it just gets worse for me.
Beard.
Well, I got a beard.
Likes all my tweets on the inside.
So doesn't actually like her tweets.
Or maybe does like her tweets, but then actually does like them and not just presses the button.
Goes to therapy out of his own free will.
No, hold up.
I got a song reference for that one.
Oh, there's no like, is there like a transcript for this?
Oh, yeah.
I cough up blood and I don't know what to do.
I don't know why I feel like shit.
I will not see a therapist.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to fucking kill yourself, put your fucking hands up.
Yeah, one of his best songs.
Almost as good as the one where he drops the hard R. Does everything I want?
So that doesn't change between the two of them.
They both want that.
Cooks and cleans, loves plants, eats meat.
That's a hard one.
Finding a guy that eats meat, has guy friends, buys me thoughtful things, takes care of me regularly, can solve a quadratic equation.
I can't do that, actually.
Knows how recursion works.
I know that.
Maybe can raise a dog.
So the only thing here is these two.
Unfortunately, I'm too much of a man.
I mean, to be fair, compared to the OnlyFans hoe, it's not even that much of a list.
Except for this one, I guess.
That's a bit weird saying that you want someone who's like dark triad light.
I guess you don't want someone who's like fully Machiavellian.
You just want someone who's kind of good at it.
I don't know if I qualify for that.
In my dark triad chat, hold up.
Let's ask Grok.
Grok Grok is ex-Josh dark triad light based off his zits.
And Machiavellian cynicism promoting Unibomber manifestos and cultural takedowns.
Wow, what a fucking rose.
What is it basing this off of?
Oh, my post about Muhammad raping a child makes me psychopathically callous.
I'm sorry.
He actually did do that.
Muhammad did rape a child.
Why are you blaming me?
I'm citing the fucking Holy Quran here.
I'm citing the most valuable of the Hadiths.
Fuck you, Grok.
Making me look some kind of fucking chomo.
I'm just, I'm just citing the fucking holy Quran, okay, bitch.
What an asshole.
Okay.
So the fallout of this was apocalyptic because she's fat.
And I don't know if, see, this is the thing.
This is what makes me wary.
Because everything that I see, like I see this post, I'm just like, okay, this is like a prostitute and she's advertising her prostitution services.
I understand her, but she's like a CEO of like some kind of company.
So I think she's trying to like do viral marketing for her company.
I'm very wary of that kind of shit.
But she's like a fat chink.
And she replied to every single person who posted this tweet and said, I'm going to sue you because you're using an unauthorized likeness on my image, which has made her tweet very super mega viral.
And everyone, including me, is talking about her.
So there you go.
Oh, wait, there's some long tweets here.
Let's see if we can clarify if she's actually doing this for fake.
This is male attempting to remotely abuse me.
Hey, M Dudaz and Pump Fun, this is not funny.
This is impersonation.
Consider this a formal notice.
I can get a lawyer to say the same thing, but delist immediately.
Thanks.
And then Jay Bond says, Nick, I'm sorry to hear that you recently broke up with your hot model GF.
Don't worry.
I like someone.
I have someone you'd like to meet.
I don't know who that is.
This is a real BD person at an actual project doing this.
Shame on you, seriously, for spreading these misogynistic memes.
And I will never take a single cent from V3V Ventures.
Get ready to only buy high on secondary.
This is like a dick measuring contest between blockchain companies.
It's not jokes.
It's abuse, harassment, and impersonation.
I'll take your ass elsewhere.
This message serves as a notice.
You have been instructed many thousands of times to stop fat chink posting at me.
Using my photo alongside derogatory commentary and the derogatory commentary on this Z is the whole economy is going to collapse at this rate.
And then she continues.
In the United States, publishing someone's likeness without consent in a context that implies disparagement or harm falls under misappropriation of name, likeness, false light portrayal, and defamation adjacent image use.
Your post creates reputational risk by attaching sexualized and degrading language to my image without permission.
I'm requesting that you delete the posts and any posts or derivatives and confirm removal here.
If this from post remains up, I will proceed with the next steps permitted under U.S. law and platform policy, including formal reporting and other available remedies.
If you do not delete this post, I will report you to the hex staff.
Sorry, lady, you're not Indian enough.
Oh, this guy actually received an email from her.
Today I received an email saying I'm being sued by Jess Zong for degrading, misrepresenting, and weaponizing her identity on hex.
It doesn't say the one nice side effects of Twitter's new Abelka's account and verified identity IP accuracy changes.
Anyone who harasses women online are no longer anonymous.
U.S.-based accounts are legally traceable and platforms confirm accurate IP logs.
I mean, I use VPN exclusively.
I mean, they know who I am because I gave them my ID, but I only use a VPN.
This means I can enforce actual consequences, criminal, cyber harassment reports, civil claims, subpoenas for identity in IEP, platform safety escalation.
Cyberbullying is no longer.
Do you think she's around?
This honestly feels like blockchain marketing.
Actions now have legal, financial, and civil weight.
Not a single person who has engaged in cyberbullying, harassment, or targeted abuse towards me should expect to walk away without real-world consequences.
No one who attempted to use me as a virtual punching bag will walk free.
She's too autistic to be baiting.
Why is she in Antarctica?
She's literally in Antarctica.
She in Antarctica enraged tweeting at people about how this entire week I experienced the digital version of this writing about unwanted sexual attention at in-person conferences.
The abusers and misogynists successfully shifted the frame from this is a problem to you are the problem.
You are too fat, too ugly.
Let me just scroll her into frame while I read this.
You are too fat, too stupid, possibly a male and not white.
Well, that's all true.
This is verbal abuse.
Verbal abuse attacks who you are, not what you did.
It seeks to silence, shame, and destabilize.
This is not just the lowercase I internet, which won, and it should never be normalized.
Yet I'm shocked by how often it is here.
Many friends, prominent industry figures, and folks on my cap table reached out privately.
I'm deeply grateful.
Women become virtual punching bags, and this problem rewards abuse, or platform does.
Do not set, please, abusers, set a boundary.
To any women and girls calling this a humble brag, your worth is at risk and not defined by male attention.
Well, you seem to want a lot of it.
Men don't approach women at work conferences based on attraction.
They approach women who look powerless.
Is that true?
I don't think that's true.
You think if they think they have real power to hire, fire, or affect their careers, they usually don't approach at all.
This was never a brag.
The only real solution here is to become influential and powerful and shape the world you want to live in.
Special thanks to the Millady community.
What the fuck?
I'm very jealous of this.
I've always secretly wanted to go to Antarctica.
Sometimes when I'm thinking about shutting everything down and disappearing, I've looked at job options in Antarctica.
Can you think of anything more remote than Antarctica?
Further away from trannies and black people than Antarctica?
I can think of nothing better, chat.
It's where Hyperborea is, where Christian is now.
I'm jealous.
I want to go to Antarctica.
Chat, chat, donate super chats to my stream so that one day I can go to Antarctica.
Make sure you subscribe to the Kiwi Firms Build Pay and also to the Gumrip so that I can go to Antarctica chat because I'm jealous of this chanky lady taking vacations to Antarctica and seeing the penguins.
I want to see the pangans chat.
That's not fair.
Next.
A little nice little cheeky little L from Trump.
He can't do anything meaningful, like get rid of the 100 million people who need to get the fuck out of my country, but he can sometimes do funny memes.
This is Senator Scott Weiner, the gay faggot from San Francisco, saying, Admiral Rachel Levine served as top health official, first ever Senate-confirmed trans person.
The bullies running our country just changed her official portrait to her dead name.
We'll change it back when we tear down Trump's ballroom and remove birthday as a park holiday.
So this is just a picture of that disgusting retard Tranny who has been changed to his birth name on the internet.
That's it for the Trune segment, chat.
Next up.
Gun Rules and Political Portraits00:03:40
So I don't know who this is, but I'm going to give you a live reaction with it.
Okay.
So this is apparently Brayden Peters, a.k.a. Color, aka Yeluruvin, who is a looksmaxing.org moderator, Reuterat, who takes out loans for cosmetic surgery and can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon.
Apparently, he did something dangerous.
Let's see.
Huh?
Huh?
What's up?
What's up with it?
What's up with it?
Huh?
He's holding a gun and pointing it at somebody who is on the road.
Let's go right now.
Let's fucking go.
The car drives past.
Let's go.
He's pointing the gun as they drive past.
He's actually.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
When he does that, what's that called?
There's a word for that.
I've seen people freak out about it at the range.
When you move your gun and it's like swiping or something in the like the dead zone, like the murder ray like crosses somebody and is like flag.
Is it called flagging when you do that?
Okay, well, he flags his buddy there.
You can see that he moves his gun and his gun goes directly across him.
So if he were to misfire, it would have murdered him.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go.
Come down.
Come down.
Have?
I thought it was sweeping when you did that, but everyone in chat saying flagging.
So I trust them on that.
Might be a regional thing.
But yeah, that's bad.
The other thing he's doing is a crime.
It's called brandishing.
You should never show people your firearm or point a firearm at them unless you intend to kill them.
Even showing flashing a firearm to intimidate them is its own crime.
So in general, you should never ever threaten somebody or imply that you have a gun and you might shoot them.
The way that the law is crafted is you should only pull out your gun and shoot somebody when you feel afraid for your life or to prevent a felony from happening.
Tell us the four rules of gun safety.
I wouldn't know what they are off the top of my head.
I know one is assume all weapons are ready to go at all times.
Never point a gun at something you don't want to die.
You don't want to kill.
You don't intend to shoot.
Those are the two most important ones.
What are the other ones?
I didn't know there was four of them.
Number one is have fun.
That's true.
Don't be black.
There are no rules to gun ownership.
Okay.
Four rules of gun ownership.
Treat every gun as if it's loaded.
Okay, I got that one.
Always keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction.
Okay, I got that one.
Oh, number three is trigger discipline.
I didn't know that one.
I just didn't know to listen on the rule.
And number four, ah, this one I wouldn't have guessed.
Be sure of your target and what's beyond it.
Okay.
I mean, I would have pointed that out in a, I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean last night because of the next thing you want to talk about.
It may be want to watch the movie.
And there's a scene where Jack Sparrow is running away from the British and they start shooting at him.
And there's just like people all around him as he's running.
And they're just like opening fire as he's like crossing a bridge and there's like people around him.
I'm like, that's not a safe backdrop.
The police wouldn't do that these days.
That's dangerous.
He might shoot somebody on accident.
So I'm aware of these rules.
Okay.
I just didn't have them in a list in my head.
Okay.
Anyways.
So I would not be surprised if this guy got charged.
I don't know if there's a follow-up to this.
Apparently the A-logs come to his house.
So he just brandishes his firearm at them in a very intelligent manner.
Russell Greer Paralysis and Firearms00:03:53
Apparently he does in-real life streams.
All right.
So, um, you know, dis leaked.
How did I get leaks?
He has a Tesla Cybertruck?
Just put on a wife beater and jeans.
That's actually not a bad fit at all.
I kind of like that fit.
But what do you guys think about this?
Fucking I fucked up my cyber truck real bad.
Ass fit.
SWAT loading.
Nah, I'm going to be good.
Dylan Latham talking about you on stream.
Does this guy have like a lot of followers?
Do people actually want to watch this guy?
Why is he hanging out with his hoe?
I thought he was supposed to be like an insul.
He's playing Fortnite.
33,000 views.
Thank you.
He's hanging out with a hoe in a bikini playing Fortnite because he has like.
I just want to ask Jenny why.
This is a hoe.
This is like a hoe.
This is a very vapid and insipid culture.
And this guy's ugly as fuck.
He needs a look, Max Morris.
He needs his clavicular shaved down.
Okay.
Okay.
Next.
This is a wheelchair in space.
Let's see what it's for, chat.
This is a teaser.
Is the copyright to Russell Greer?
Unauthorized reproduction or distribution is prohibited, chat.
Absolutely never, ever, Unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this video, okay?
Fortunately, fair use is in fact an authorization for me to do exactly what the fuck I'm going to do.
Let's see.
What could Russell Greer be doing with Paralyzed Productions, chat?
She wanted to be a ballerina on Broadway.
Now you crush is everyone's pay push.
I want you to be happy.
There we go.
So Paralyzed, he paid like a fiber guy to make this wheelchair intro like thing for him.
And it's called an eye dent.
And then he made this and phased it in with Premiere or Caden Live or something.
And then he bought tokens on Sora to put together the sloppiest, shittiest fucking thing ever created by mankind.
And then to emphasize that this is like a goon thing, he has a semen bumper at the end saying, coming soon, written by Russell Greer.
He was so fucking lazy.
He couldn't even be bothered to add like his written by credit through Premiere.
He actually had the AI generated, and I can tell because it's all fucked up.
And that's it.
Russell Greer soon.
It's a rom-com teaser of a script I spent six years working on.
And I hope to get it into production next year.
Sunglasses emoji.
Hashtag Vegas.
Hashtag disabled.
Hashtag Nevada.
Hashtag disabled artist.
Hashtag Vegas artist.
Hashtag screenwriter.
Hashtag film.
Hashtag 2026.
So six years of work, six years of labor that he's had to fight delegating his time between suing me and participating in whatever the fuck this is.
And this video.
Graphene OS Developer Murder Confession00:05:05
By the way, I just noticed.
Is this Nick Fuentes?
Science Normie.
Well, I'm sure you could figure it out.
I honestly, when I first saw this, I thought that this was like a 30-year-old man pretending to be Nick Fuentez and was not nailing the look because he looked too old.
And now it's just Nick Fuentes.
Interpret literature.
I'm a normie.
I'm a science normie.
Well, I'm sure you could figure it out if you were like, okay, I want to go into the whole realm of steroids.
Would trust your research.
I think you would figure out a way to make a very, you know, educated decision.
You don't think so?
I don't know.
I'm not a big science diet guy.
You know?
Yeah.
I think you would like the GLP ones.
Do you have a that's um anti-diabetic, right?
And it makes you lose weight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's kind of like a psychozempic.
It's yeah, appetite suppress.
There's, there's Nick Fuentes is considering getting on Ozempic because he's insecure about being fat.
Okay, cool.
Okay.
DC pipe bomb suspect Brian Cole Jr. has a secret life online life obsessing over My Little Pony.
The man accuses of attempting to blow up both Republican Democratic national committees in Washington, D.C., was highly active in the My Little Pony fandom.
Brian Cole Jr. 30 was seemingly obsessed with toys marketed at young girls creating art of plastic pony dolls, remixes of songs about them, and writing fanfiction dedicated to them.
His works are spread across various social media accounts, linked to Cole's email address and phone number.
And this is, we have like a Darth Pony saying, I'm not cute, I'm deadly.
Posting as I Delta Velocity, Cole uploaded 87 pictures of My Little Pony fan art to one forum showing various pony and unicorn characters.
One of them is depicted with a bionic leg brace, and he appears to favor pink or purple ponies with long multicolored manes.
Okay.
In one post, a Star Wars-inspired pony says on the speech bubble, I'm not cute, I'm deadly.
So this is like a comic he made.
Groan, finally, I thought I'd never get out of here, but at least I'm back to my old self again, huh?
So he did like a whole comic.
Cole wrote his interests are parkour, music, video games, horror specifically, drawing, improving myself philosophically, and anime.
He also responded to a question about what makes him feel better when he's in a bad mood, to which he replies, smashing my head on my keyboard.
It's well adjusted.
Very good job.
Okay, next.
So in Belgium, there's a free and open source software developer.
And he was arrested and then let go due to a lack of evidence, tying him to a murder.
A corpse had been found in a forest in Belgium, and it was originally ruled a homicide, but then evidance led it to be classified as a suicide.
And then the evidence led it to be classified as a homicide.
This guy was the first, sorry, was first to be arrested and then let go.
And then as soon as he got out of jail, he immediately began spurging at Graphene OS.
Now, I've talked about Graphene OS before because the developer was like a schizo who was having like a mental health episode.
But then this guy, when he got out, he immediately wrote a huge post spurging at Graphene OS, which was not preserved.
But then they actually replied, the project did.
And I think that he was spurging because his phone got opened by the Belgian police, which led to them having incriminating evidence against him.
And he was afraid of getting like re-arrested as a result.
So then he admitted to the murder in his rants on GitHub or whatever.
He says, basically, I was suspected of a murder.
I went to jail, got out on an ankle monitor because there was not enough evidence.
My OS was seized.
I had all security features enabled.
Now I got a call from my lawyer saying I have a warrant for my arrest for a murder that was planned.
The warrant was sent out by the Intel Department of the Federal Police.
So the Belgians are able to open his phone and conduct a forensic, digital forensic examination of it, leading to his arrest for a first-degree homicide equivalent in Belgium.
I believe that his story, though, is that he was using a pin code that they were able to crack.
He says, my phone was directly put into a big special bag.
I gave them the duress pin, and I assume they used it.
I didn't hear back from them now.
I was sitting over the Fed when he entered it, and I gave the correct pin.
So I guess Graphene's trying to say that he didn't give the duress pin.
He gave his real pin code and that's how he got into the phone, which would make sense.
They went on Reddit even and tried to say that they're Graphene OS.
Awkward Moments and Pin Code Disputes00:15:38
It's a real shame.
Graphene couldn't get this guy off of murder.
The escalation happened after they took my advice and the new information they confronted me with came from digital sources that were only present on my phone.
Well, you're going to need them to explain how they got into your phone then.
But he's claiming that the security features of Graphene OS failed and that's why he got pinned for murder.
Who did he kill?
Who cares?
Are you asking the race?
Probably another Belgian guy.
I don't read Belgian, so I can't.
Here you go.
Here's who he killed.
Okay.
Uve al Fataste Verhood in Hebd Er Prest on Vu Dit Vehu Uv Melde Fight and Een.
Okay.
Something around there.
Some of who he fucking killed.
All right.
I need like a video.
Can I play like a video of something?
Let's.
Yeah, I want a video of something real quick.
Okay, this will work for me.
Question.
No.
Okay.
So the streamer awards outside of the Peanut Guy had a black people moment.
Let's take a look.
What's the coolest thing you've ever stolen?
You wonder what I was going to say?
I'm going to say, listen, bitch.
What's the coolest dick you ever suck?
The fuck off our dick.
That's what I was going to say.
Chat law.
He always said that shit to her face, bro.
And for everybody.
But I had to just sit down and think.
I'm black, but she shit the fuck down with child.
I was going to say that shit.
I was like, bitch, what's the coolest dick you ever fucking suck?
Ugly bitch.
To her.
I was going to say that.
But I just calmed down, bro.
And, you know, and like, you know, see why she even said that shit.
Because whole time, now I get it.
Now I get it.
Like, she said it because, you know, I got banned for giving that girl flowers, but she didn't really understand that whole time.
I had my consistent, my assistant, tell the lady that she never bought it.
She put it back, but that wasn't on camera.
So, but fuck you, bitch.
Nah, Russia.
Fuck you.
I really like how he was humble bragging.
So yeah, I was like about to have a nigga moment, but then I was tanking about it.
I'm like, shit, I won't fuck my whole life up over no fucking stupid ass problem misunderstanding anyways.
And then after a brief delay, the dark side won and he just smashed his computer in a fit of rage because he had to think about a white person talking about him in a way he didn't appreciate.
The person speaking was QT Cinderella, the honor and owner and host of the Game Short Award, making a joke about Rakai, who was banned off of Twitch for stealing flowers on stream.
So the joke was not that he's black and therefore steals things.
The joke was that he had actually stolen things on stream and was a proven thief.
This resulted in other streamers who worship black people getting upset for him.
Presenting the Sapphire Award, our 2023 winner, Valkyrie Ray.
Hello, real quick, y'all.
I know Breakout Streamer of the Weir went to Breakout Streamer of the Year went to adapt.
And congrats.
Can I show this?
She's having like a nipple slip like on stage.
Is this like Twitch is just like a porn factory?
I honestly don't know if I can show this because her tit's just hanging out.
Like, what the fuck is this?
And congratulations, and we respect you for what you did.
But Rakai should have won breakout streamer idiot and DDG.
I don't care what y'all say.
Shut up, Rakai.
Shut up.
you can't even see that this is um xqc okay xqc had absolutely no commentary to provide on this XQC chose to sit silently and contemplate the deep, profound moments that are happening on the screen.
One of the friends, streamer India, loves Storton on the stage to have his own little Kanye moment to announce he should have won.
So that's what we were looking at there.
They don't show it.
He just ran on the screen and they cut it, I guess.
And then get Nipolady off.
So then, wait.
Oh, so the hoe with the titty hanging out, that was the Kanye.
Okay, I understand.
Sorry.
I have difficulty telling these people apart.
So then she was escorted off of premises, presumably for having her titties out in public.
Damn, they be hating black people out there.
Shit, man.
Later in the show.
Fan fam, a literal whore who was the floor host helped and helped QT Cinderella plan the event made a joke to Kai Sinet.
Look, I've seen this guy's name 8 trillion times.
I have no idea who the fuck he is or why anyone gives a fuck about him.
He's the guy with the really big lips and bulging eyes, right?
And when he has like that famous reaction gif of him like freaking out and like pulling his face down with his hands.
Is that Kai Kennett?
He diddy's son?
No, that's all of them.
Okay.
Okay, I see.
By the way, here's a weird conflux I've heard about.
Okay.
Apparently, there is a VTuber named Iron Mouse who is apparently like the most famous of all the V Tubers, but she has a really poor reputation within the Vtubing community.
And according to the Vtuber fans, they relayed this to me.
Iron Mouse has like this unimpeachable reputation because she has like Jim Medeker cancer aids.
And if you make fun of her, everyone gets really upset.
She's like, she's got cancer AIDS.
You can't say that about her.
So nobody's allowed to make fun of her, but everyone hates her secretly in the VTubing community because apparently, according to the VTuber people, she actually doesn't want to be a VTuber.
She wants to be like a proper celebrity, but because she's like a gangly cancer AIDS haver, she can't do that.
And she constantly tries to cozy up with people like Hassan Piker and Kai Kennett to get like actual fame, despite being like a talking, talking cartoon character.
And that causes a lot of resentment from the other VTuber people.
And also she lost to a talking peanut in the thing that she was trying to suck up to, I think.
Actually, let me check.
Streamer Awards VTuber candidates.
Cheeky Doki, Kenji, Maury Kaliope, The Burned Peanut, and Iron Mouse.
Okay, I'm going to make fun of her then.
She has fucking cancer aids.
She sold out her own anime fans to hang out with Kai Kinnett and Hassan Piker.
And they still snubbed her for the burnt peanut.
Oh, sucks to be a Cancer AIDS having VTuber, I guess.
Okay, back to XQC.
Finally, comfort and familiarity.
I know who he is.
So fan fan helped Kai Kennett or made a joke about Kai Kennett's Streamer Academy.
So apparently, from what I understand, the black guy tried to make a like a Andrew Tate, Man, Man Academy, but for like how to become a famous Twitch trader.
And it did not go well, but apparently he actually was really invested in how it went well.
And in the process, the fan fan horror made that joke about how Kai Kinet is P. Diddy because P. Diddy blood, P. Diddy blood, P. Diddy blood, Kai Kinnett, P. Diddy blood.
This year, as everyone knows, you broke the record for the most expensive haircut and the least educational university.
Oh, that's like that.
That's mean.
He tried to make his little academy to help the young, the young blood be big and shit and get up the hood.
And she's like, oh, fuck you, trying to educate people.
What a faggot.
University.
So congratulations to you.
Oh, and also, congrats on your new documentary with 50 Cent.
That was you, right?
Oh, XQC.
Oh, my God.
That must have been a real faux pas if this motherfucker had neurons fired.
Look at if this guy is responding to something, it must have been like a 9-11 tier comment for him to have a real reaction to something.
Apparently, that's like a reference to him being a groomer because of P. Diddy or some shit.
Okay, let's see what he has to say.
I'm curious now.
Oh, nobody's clapping.
Nobody's clapping to that shit.
Oh, it's so awkward.
Oh, it's so awkward.
That's pretty strong.
That's so awkward.
Turn this might not.
Turn this shit off.
Turn this shit off.
If you all gonna be on the mic making jokes, at least let it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
They're really upset.
They're telling her to shut the fuck up, chinky bitch.
You all gonna be on the mic not turn this might not turn this shit off.
Turn this shit off.
If you all gonna be on the mic making jokes, at least let it be funny.
Oh, if you all gonna be on the mic making jokes, at least let it be funny.
I thought it would be funny.
XQC is in XQC's machine learning brain is receiving 13 trillion points of data from his chat to inform him about what is happening and if he should be whose side he should be on.
Have a good night.
Oh.
Here, here, here.
Do you do you want to do a joke?
No.
It's so awkward.
This is the most awkward thing I've ever seen.
He got his haircut.
Oh my God.
That's like a fucking murder on the stage.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Look, this was described to me as Negro pandemonium.
But as far as I'm concerned, she's not funny.
She's calling this guy Diddy Blood.
Look at this guy's face.
That's real hurt.
You can't fake that.
That really hurt his feelings.
I respect this guy.
Like, fuck you, you literal fucking cocksucking whore.
Why don't you eat shit, you unfunny hag?
I'm with this guy.
I support the black men's Negro moment, okay?
Fuck you.
Okay, then what then took place off camera was some of Kai's entourage left to go to the bathroom, but is recounted next video by the stock guy, a white bread ass hoe.
Wait, what do you say?
White bread ass nigga, Lisa.
A white bread ass nigga streamer who don't do drama shit at all and just happened to go to the bathroom at the same time where he goes into detail about how someone later alleged by him to be Kai's friend and streamer Des in the pink coat, that guy, who got on the mic.
Okay, this is where it becomes a Negro moment.
I remember.
I can't condone this.
Was in the bathroom talking about how he was going to smash fan fans teeth out and rape her for making that joke.
Now, look, you can get on the mic and rep your homie who had been who had his isot be stole from him by the hoe.
You can say she ain't funny and shit, but you should not smash her teeth out and rape her.
That is when you transgress from being a simple uh uh you transgress into a proper Negro moment.
Okay, um, I'm not gonna play this three minutes of him recounting what I just read.
Uh, Ty Little originally claimed that no one got up from the table bathroom in response until eagle-eyed Canadian goblin mouth viewer XQC, our hero, pointed that this was in fact a neighbor lie.
See what he has to say.
He's getting to the bottom.
Our boy is getting to the bottom of these shenanigans here.
Checks.
Wait, is XQC also Canadian?
What the fuck is it with Canadians?
Why do Canadians control like 100% of American media?
Guys, he said he's not about him.
Only one pink t-shirt.
Wait, why does he talk so weird?
Is he French Canadian?
I don't think I've ever heard him say more than one word at a time.
And now that I've heard him say two words, I'm picking up on an accent.
Oh my God.
I don't know how many times I've shown this guy on screen because he doesn't actually react to anything.
I have just now learned that he's French Canadian because he's actually said more than one word for once.
I mean, so far, chat, guys, I gotta say, I think his story is holding up.
Coming up on the streamer awards, the award for best streamed collab.
I mean, by the Hidden Gem Award, brought to you by Omen.
Oh, because he was checking down there, and you can see that the other guy is not at the table.
Okay.
Good job, Rub.
This set into motion.
Basically, every black streamer on the lowercase I internet, which won to begin losing their minds and start attacking fan fan to defend their black hero Kai, who has actually said absolutely nothing about fan fan to the joke made.
He seems to actually care more about the streamer academy part since he just had put a lot of effort into making it succeed and it became a huge joke.
Copham begins the chimp outs.
Okay, so this is Cuffum's chimp out chat.
You broke the record for the most expensive haircut and the least educational university.
Now, don't make me see this guy's face again.
Oh, cheat, Kai.
She wants to say jokes, huh?
I'm gonna say a joke back.
Fucking talking about you got the most chinky ass face award, bitch.
You all fucked up.
Your eyes are slanting, nigga.
Bitch, we're gonna crack laughs, all right?
Hey, you tell me.
That's why they ain't want me there.
Oh, God.
Soon she would have said that.
I would have said, Goke.
Fuck you talking about bitch.
Benjoin.
This is why black people are higher up on the food chain than Indians.
These guys are fucking funny.
Okay.
I, I, look, I'm agreeing with them.
I'm agreeing with them.
We should just drop the racial slurs on the OnlyFans horror.
We're not in.
We're copacetic, Minezy.
Okay, then Ty Lil, the guy in the pink that wanted to rape her and smash her teeth out, got on stream after the fact and had more to say.
I was standing up for my friends.
Kai take the mic and try to defend himself.
Take a joke, nigga.
Take a joke, nigga.
Tyler willing to take that on his shoulder.
That's why y'all niggas out.
Y'all niggas is so if y'all feel enough and y'all niggas out there.
Y'all not real enough to really take something.
I have no idea what he's saying.
Can anyone please translate this?
I took that to the chin.
Tyler do too much.
He shouldn't be invited anymore.
He dragged it.
Tylil's dick brought it.
Y'all niggas is bitches.
Where am I hoping I mean?
I don't give a fuck.
Dead ass hit.
Oh, y'all niggas.
That is dead ass, our dead ass hit all y'all niggas that's out there being fake friends to friends that's really real to you.
Kyle bought me a fucking house.
Kyle bought me a fucking house.
He bought me a fucking house.
Wait, so this guy in the middle is not him.
So I guess his name is this one up here, Five Star.
And there's some disagreement.
Bill Nye, the Robo Russian spy, says Ty Lil dick Eden.
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Kai was shrugging it off, saying that his action was unnecessary.
But Ky Lil in the bottom was upset that they're saying that he's dick eaten because Kai bought him a fucking house and therefore he's a real nigga and he deserves to be stood up against.
I agree with him.
I agree with his perspective.
I think that's a W Ty Lil, to be quite honest with you.
Except what he said in the bathroom.
That's unacceptable.
Okay.
Then Cash Nasty goes on to be offended for two minutes and say, I would have started saying offensive shit, but then ends it and says, I wasn't really that offensive of a joke.
Neighbor logic.
Okay, let's see how this one.
This is Cash Nasty, not to be confused with Five Star.
Okay.
Broke the record for the most expensive haircut and the least educational university.
Don't, I hate it.
I have to keep saying his utter injury, his injury as she says this to him.
It's so painful, chat.
So congratulations to you.
Oh, and educational.
You broke the record for the most expensive haircut and the least educational university.
Why are you hard to say this class with Kai?
Honestly, fuck it.
Don't be humble with him, Kai.
Like, what?
Bro, so congratulations.
Ain't funny.
Let me be put on it at the school.
Congratulations to you.
Oh, and also, congrats on your new documentary with a 50 Center.
Dude, what's really shameful about what she does, the hoe, is that she hits him with that thing about how his university wasn't successful.
And he's obviously like actually bothered by that.
And then instead of like having anything nice to say or just letting it sit at there, she then does the Diddy Blood thing where she like implies that he's like trying to be a streamer P. Diddy, like pedophile molester groomer.
And it's like it goes from like this really dry insult to this other like really underhanded, nasty thing to say.
That's part of the reason why it's so like, I think it's, it's really, really uncalled for.
Also, um, congrats on your new documentary with a 50 Cent.
That was, that was you, right?
That's so mean.
You think it's funny?
Disbelief, bro.
Look how Ray looking at her.
That should tell you right there.
Dude, if I was her, I would be getting the fuck out of there.
I don't know.
I'd be getting the fuck out of there.
You're about to have a, you're about to have some peaceful protests, some fiery but peaceful protests up in there.
I'd be getting the fuck out.
Especially if you're like a woman, like a pro, like a hoe.
If you all gonna be on the mic now, turn this mic not turn this shit off.
Turn this shit off.
If you all gonna be on the mic making jokes, at least let it be funny.
Thanks.
Thanks, Tyler.
I thought it was have a good night.
Here, here, here.
Do you do you want to do a joke?
Fuck you, mean bitch.
Oh, bro.
Let me be honest, y'all.
I mean, that was a terrible joke, dog, but it was kind of like, man, he didn't even like, I don't know.
He said it for his dog, dog.
Hey, he stood up for his dog.
Cobb bought him a house.
We're almost out of the woods, in case you're wondering.
That's a lot of male neighbors, Dwarf Lord, but what about the black neighbor category?
Q Blazion baby Lola ranting about how evil it is to roast people at an award show that has been going on for five years where everyone knows it's the most cringe roast ever served.
I feel like it's unnecessary.
Fan fan has been disappeared off the lowercase I internet since the event gone radio silent.
How does her friend and owner of the event, QT Cinderella, go on to plan, host the event handler being attacked by every neighbor on the internet, which won by sucking Kai's dick and saying absolutely nothing to defend fan fan while also leaving comments saying that all the blacks are going to be invited back next year.
Oh, Kai's speeches were really good.
Also, like, as soon as the show ended, Kai, I was able to talk to Kai for a little bit.
And man, fan fan basement.
He's incredible.
That's all I have to say.
He is so incredible.
I just.
I have no specific details to give about this conversation.
However, I will continue to reiterate in breathless terms that he is an amazing guy.
God, she has nothing going on in the head, huh?
He's he was so sweet and so kind.
And he told me, um, I'm not going to say what we talked about, actually, but it was very important.
And it was just very kind and very incredible.
And I'm just very thankful.
I have nothing.
It's like an onion skit or something.
It's like, I once saw some bullshit like this happen.
I have nothing more to add.
Okay.
And then we get to our boy at the moment.
How's he feel about this?
He said, that was Des and all that shit.
If it was the case.
If it's the case that that is Dez actually said that shit, bro.
We got to handle our emotions differently, gang.
Like, come on, bro.
Like, dead ass.
Like, that's come on, bro.
You fitting the fucking stereotype at that point, gang.
Like, what are we talking about?
That's the hardest condemnation.
Control our emotions, bro.
Like, what is this emotional ass shit we doing?
That's the strongest condemnation that a black man can issue upon another black man.
Shit, you acting like a nigga.
Oh, no.
Truly, a transgression has been committed.
Apparently, Kai didn't really care about the comment, but yeah.
If the thing about the bathroom didn't come out, if he didn't do that, it would have been like nothing burger.
But he escalated things.
He was insulted.
His oat was lowered, chat.
Next, five hot dogs for dinner tonight.
Five hot dogs for dinner tonight.
And then there is a picture of five hot dogs, which will be eaten for dinner tonight.
This was posted by Mivons or Mee Vans.
Me Vans once announced to Twitter five hot dogs for dinner tonight.
This has caused, it caused him some strife.
He says here, I wasn't even trying to start a meme out of this.
It was just an innocent food tweet that braindead fuckwads decided to turn into an unfunny fucking joke.
Mevons has been complaining about the hot dog tweet saying, okay, I'm just going to say it.
If you ever reference five hot dogs for dinner tonight, you're getting fucking blocked.
I don't give a blue fuck if that's harsh.
I've been hearing about that tweet for three fucking years straight, and it needs to fucking stop.
It was never even funny in the first place, he says.
There's more.
I think this is from the past before this.
This is what led to this, I think.
Mavon says, please fucking stop.
I've been seeing this shit non-stop for over three years.
It was never even funny to begin with.
I was just trying to make an innocent food tweet, and y'all had to make it fucking weird.
Let this stupid fucking five hot dogs for dinner tonight shit finally die.
I swear to God.
I swear.
In like 2071, when I'm fucking 70 years old, I'm still going to keep seeing this shit.
I'm already fucking tired of it.
Just drop this shit, please.
He says, five hot dogs tonight.
I believe this is comments on his YouTube account about how five broken think of a better way.
It's called getting in the occupation, aka getting a job.
Okay.
This is him.
This is Mevins, who once ate five hot dogs for dinner tonight.
This is a clip of Meevens talking.
My whole fucking life is falling apart.
And you all think it's funny.
You're all pointing and laughing your asses off at my fucking misery.
In case you want to know what they eat in Wales, what British Welsh cuisine is like, it's five hot dogs for dinner tonight.
I don't have much more to say about him.
He apparently likes anime boobs and Mario and five hot dogs for dinner tonight.
And he has a thread in Lolcows called Michael Evans or Meevans.
Apparently he was cucked by Tyrone.
Okay.
If I search cucked, okay.
Let me hear the story plot.
Mevans versus Tyrone Phillips, aka Nefarious Tropey65.
As previously mentioned, Mevans is extremely addicted to Fortnite and has been playing it on and off for a long time.
Despite this, he's still absolutely garbage at it.
With all that in mind, Mevins decided to play some Fortnite and grind challenges with his duo partner, Tyrone Phillips.
This is Nefarious Tropey65.
He's a black man and he has decided to use King Kong or Donkey Kong as his avatar, which I appreciate.
The mission required Mevins to get a certain number of kills with the Lead Splitter 3000.
During one fateful match, Mevins had dealt a majority of the damage to an enemy only for Tyrone to swoop in and steal the kill, rendering his efforts useless.
This simple mistake sent Mevens into a frenzy, and he instantly took his grievances to the public Discord.
Me Mario says, that's the uppercase I internet for you.
Jay Bear says, yeah.
Mevin says, I'm so fucking mad at Tyrone.
Unfortunately for Jay Bear, she would be caught in the crossfire of his jealous fury.
Mevin says, fuck that.
I'm not giving up on this salting quest.
Jay Bear says, taking a break from Fortnite is good for you.
Mevin says, I said no.
Are you fucking deaf?
Jay Bear says, no, I'm not.
Sheriff Snezzi says, what's going on in here?
Jay Bear says, Mickey won't take a break from Fortnite.
Snezzi says, and he just said that?
Yes.
Mevins needs a therapist, says Pushin fan3298.
Jay Bear says, I can't stand this.
Taking breaks from gaming, especially Fortnite, is healthy.
I just can't take it anymore.
Are you okay, Jay Bear?
I want Mickey to take a break from Fortnite, but he won't listen.
I can't believe he and I had a fight.
Mallory says, I think you should listen to your girlfriend.
Mevins says, if you can't deal with it, then leave.
And Jay Bear says, fine.
You and I are through.
Adoncon says, oh dear.
And Snezzi can only react with shock and embarrassment.
Mallory asks with a brown anime avatar.
So they are going to talk like a brown person and says, Is we dead ass?
Snezzi says, and now Jay Bear just left the Discord.
BR429 says, Jesus Christ, dude.
And then Mevins, having at this exact moment, while distracted by Discord, saying he won't take a break from Fortnite, he says, I just failed the quest again.
Phone man says, get your bitch back, big mev.
He's saying, hopefully, I can get into an in-real life relationship with a woman in the future.
Marcus says, good luck.
Mevin says, good, Jesus Christ, I can't get her back like that.
And don't call me Big Mev.
Landlady says that Jay Bear Rusty waiting.
Phone man says, You can't let Tyrone steal your bitch, man.
See, this is why lol cal culture is like gone from the forum as what as compared to what it used to be.
Instead of having like lol cals on DeviantArt or whatever, they're just in Discords having meltdowns.
Three hours later, and I'm still stuck on this quest.
It's a game where you have to eliminate players with the lead splitter 3000 minigun in a single match.
So you have 12 hours to kill three people with a gun, and he's like struggling.
I have never like I played Fortnite one time.
Is it really that hard to kill three people with the lead splitter?
Lead spitter.
There is no L.
It spits lead because it's a minigun.
It's not a splitter that's splitting lead.
No, that quest was easy.
Says Fanatic One.
They have bots in Fortnite now.
Okay.
Three hours later, and I'm still stuck on this quest.
Can you blame me for being livid with him?
Mallory says, dude.
And Mevin says, and it says hard.
It's true.
It does.
It does right there.
Say that this is a hard quest.
Did you and J-Bear ever love each other?
Like, actually, Mevin says, we usually did.
Funny, he asked for clarification.
Usually, Mallory also asked for clarification.
Bev used Discord's voice note feature to scream about more Fortnite.
Watch in despair.
Okay.
Just found that weapon again to try and reattempt the quest.
And I die in less than 50 seconds.
If it wasn't for Tyrone swimming in and stealing my kill, I would have gotten this fucking quest done.
It's a bunch of shit.
Fuck.
That's quite heartbreaking.
I can't believe Tyrone did this.
Fucking Tyrone.
Okay.
Wait, later, after Mevins finally snapped out of his lucid rage, he drafted an apology to Tyrone, the autistic black man who cut him out of his quest and his girlfriend.
He says, Tyrone, I'm sorry about last night.
You were only trying to help me, and I reacted inappropriately.
None of this would have happened if Epic Games hadn't given me that ridiculously hard quest.
It's not your fault.
I blame Epic, but I also take responsibility because I acted out of line.
I was seeing red because I was that close to completing the quest.
Like I said to you before we cut ties, I usually don't mind it when someone steals my kills.
But this time, I did mind, and I repaid you by being a toxic, ungrateful bastard.
I did eventually complete that quest, but it took me several more hours after our fallout.
If you never want to forgive me, I understand completely.
Gonna have a good rest of the week.
Or hope you have a good rest of the week.
Mevins, going to apologize to Jay Bear too.
Jay Bear says, we did had ups and downs when we were a couple, but we're both single now.
Evan says, yes, trust me, I really don't mind just being friends.
Jay Bear says, it's a better idea.
I really want you to take a break from Fortnite, but you didn't listen, which led to our fight and me breaking up with you.
I feel like I don't ever want to return to your server.
Thank you for apologizing, Mickey.
And yeah, we can move on from this as friends.
Mevin says, firstly, I understand if you want to stay away from the server.
Secondly, thank you.
Thirdly, that sounds good to me.
Jay Bear says, it's best for me to stay single than pursue long-distance relationships.
Good call.
I hope Tyrone will forgive me, but I'm not so sure.
And this was the apology.
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He never did anything wrong.
Neither did Tyrone.
He was just trying to help me.
And I reacted ungratefully, not just towards him, but you as well.
I was just so livid when I was that close to completing that quest.
And trust me, it was hard.
It took me a few more hours after the fallout to complete it.
I can't apologize, spelled with an S incorrectly, enough for rudely dismissing all your advice.
I was severely frustrated with the quest, and I couldn't take a break from Fortnite because it was a time-limited quest.
You had fucking 12 hours left on that quest.
This guy's like freaking out.
Like, look at this.
He had 12 hours.
And this is like three hours in.
You had plenty of time to take a break and talk to Jay Bear.
And instead, even if it's a time limit quest that was going to expire in 10 hours, you have to kill three people with the lead spitter, bro, and you can't do that in 10 hours.
I heard you just want to be friends from now on instead of that other kind of relationship.
And I'm okay with that.
I hope we can put this all behind us.
Hope a good rest of your week.
That's what happens when a man doesn't get his five hot dogs for dinner tonight.
Okay.
And also another, is he black?
Yeah, he's black.
I was going to say he's black.
I think I showed this on stream where this guy got this robot and then like tried to fuck it on stream.
He actually broke it and it was a million dollar robot.
So now this black guy is being sued for a million dollars for smashing their robot and trying to rape it on live stream.
Probably should have put that after the black segment, but such is life.
Okay.
Next, into the internet famous segment, chat.
Andy Dick, who is now in IP2 for whatever reason, was found slumped over in public like this, crashing on opioids.
And he was awoken by paramedics who gave him Narcan.
I think most people know this, but just in case you live outside of the US, if you take opioids and you're about to die, because I think that what happens with opioids is that your respiratory system is so numbed by the intake of the opioids that eventually you just stop breathing and you die.
So if it looks like you're dying, they'll give you Narcan, which immediately wakes you up and ends your high, your opioid high, completely nullifies your high.
So if you're really high and you're so high, you're about to just like die because you're so high, and then you are suddenly not high.
It's an incredibly painful experience.
You're taking out of the best, most comfy, warm blanket you've ever lived in in your entire life, and you're suddenly awake and stone cold sober and going through withdrawals on the streets of San Diego or some shit.
And it's just really, really nasty and not nice.
So they did that.
And Andy Dick, who used to be famous and is now in IP2 and is dying from opioids, refused treatment and walked out for medical help.
And nobody knows what's happened to him.
He could actually be dead.
We don't know.
There's two more pictures of him slumped over, I think.
Here we go.
So he's 59 years old.
He's nodding off on Narcan in public or on opioids in public.
And he's refusing medical treatment after getting Narcan.
He might be dead, chat.
He might be dead.
Ethan Klein has filed a class action lawsuit with his attorney, Rambar Nassim.
Also with Jarrett Elizi, Tom Kirker, Leigh Montgomery, and Natisha Volpa.
And they are Ted Entertainment, Met Fisher, and Golf Holics, Inc.
They are suing NVIDIA Corporation.
NVIDIA Corporation just became the first publicly traded $1 trillion company in human history.
And so now it's a target for lawsuits.
H3, what did I say something?
His crack was laced and he's alive.
Okay.
Andy Dick was, I guess they laced his crack with Fint and then they saved him and he walked off.
Okay, great.
Happy ending.
So in this, they're suing NVIDIA because NVIDIA had trained a computer system called Cosmos.
It's their video machine learning program that NVIDIA is pioneering themselves.
And H3 alleges, along with co-defendants, that NVIDIA has illegally used videos by the H3 podcast and TED Entertainment to train Cosmos.
And this is effectively a class action copyright infringement case against NVIDIA, hoping to terminate AI development.
This is the ultimate end goal of copyright, is that we are developing brains that can know all things ever created in human history, literally perceive things and process them in real time.
And then Ethan Klein, who does a shitty podcast, steps in and says, isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
And he's going to try and stymie all of human civilization to get a paycheck from NVIDIA Corporation just because he can.
This is the end goal of copyright.
Copyright is the most Jewish thing ever created and is a blight on society.
Conversely, in the other lawsuit that he's filed where he's trying to dox a bunch of Redditors on the H3 Snark subreddit, the H3 SNARK subreddit Jannys have filed a petition for the court to take judicial notice that allowing them to be doxxed by H3 would put them in imminent risk of physical harm.
And to substantiate their claims, the Jannys have gone to the Kiwi farms to harvest some comments that would indicate that they should not be deoxed by the court system to H3 because it could kill them.
Let's take a look.
Okay, so post one.
Analar, who's Brazilian and probably not going to kill any Jannies, says, well, what?
He basically, all he got, all he wanted from this, a public humiliation ritual.
Reddit retards who donated to her will actually pay him.
The seething will be powerful enough to light up the sun.
She got fucked hard by all her lawyer fees.
She'll be forced to testify and read out anonymous Reddit and Twitch mods.
Let's see.
Ann Ominous is calling H3 vindictive.
So I guess this is like character testimony against H3.
This shit is so low that anyone who does it should be utterly destroyed.
Fucking hate redditors and want to see them get their shit utterly wrecked for all the shit we're falsely accused of doing, total redditor death.
What is the best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their woman?
This is far from over.
We will still see the unmasking of the H3 smart crybaby pussies and two more bitches to sue.
If you had, if they hadn't tried to weaponize cps, you'd be a thousand percent correct.
They crossed the line so far that now people will see H3'S law affair as righteous.
They still don't appreciate how massively they preemptively snatched defeat from the jaws of Ethan Klein with that stunt.
Uh, then this guy says it all depends on what Reddit does and how, and one other thing, how good their opsec is.
I wonder if they take to phone book a couple of them.
We already know Ethan, at bare minimum, has already dug up at least one.
Um, let's see if there's any other interesting ones that put Reddit jannies in fear for their life.
I don't see the purpose of many of these being included.
What do you think the case is over?
There are still multiple defendants and the doxing slash, phone booking slash, unmasking of the Plebit mods can't.
Hasn't happened yet, which I guess is.
I don't understand the point of including this.
Ethan went so hard is that the they sent skulls to his house, accused him and Hela of killing Palestinian children and called cps on his family.
All because these useless, failed whores were thirsty for Hassan's teeny Turkroach cock and tried to fuck with Ethan just to get their sin pai to notice them.
So there you go.
That's why the uh entire judicial branch should allow Reddit jannies to not be doxed.
Okay, that's right there.
Right there.
No, don't even try.
Domestic Case Dismissal and Baiting00:15:17
Don't even try.
That's a passing mention.
We don't even talk about that.
Also, in the LAW FAIR Universe, sticks Hexenhammer has won a huge win.
He had a pending charge against him for some kind of domestic incident and the case was dismissed.
In fact, he went on Reddit or not Reddit, but Twitter to tell people who were concerned for him that they need not worry and that the Kiwi literally this is what he says that the Kiwi farms users would be soon sucking his cock because his judicial victory was so incredible they would have no choice.
So let's hear what he has to say.
This will be him gloating.
Unfortunately, it's not quite a total Baldo victory, but he's gonna run his lap because he won completely and totally chat.
Let's take a listen, all right?
I'm so, so sorry for all of the people that dislike me.
How sad.
Uh case dismissed yeah, go fuck yourself.
Uh yes, I went in for a jury draw today actually in a Vermont case.
Uh, pending legal action and um case just got dismissed out of hand, which is not a huge surprise actually, because I did absolutely nothing wrong.
Turns out that the Uh state actually decided to dismiss it out of hand even though there was a plea deal bargain that was going forward, because they literally had no legal case whatsoever.
Turns out in the state of Vert, a civilized state as opposed to fucking Louisiana.
Now, if you are attempting to save someone's life, you tend to skate if your actions are otherwise potentially illegal, but you're attempting to literally physically save someone's life.
Yeah, you're actually allowed to do that.
There are some cases in case law, actually.
I looked up the case law in the state of Vermont, among other things, actually on this particular issue.
I did my own research.
Trust me, here's some legal advice.
This is legal advice.
If you are ever in a criminal case, there are several things that you need to do.
Number one, do not talk to the police.
Invoke the fifth and remain silent.
Doesn't matter if you try to defend yourself because anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
They have to tell you this for a reason.
So it's probably best not to talk to them.
Secondly, make sure during your legal case, you do your own research.
Even if you have a private lawyer, there is no guarantee because they've got multiple clients that they're going to be able to expend the time and resources necessary to actually defend you properly.
I learned this the hard way myself.
So do it yourself, basically.
Look up case law, get everything, copy everything.
Make sure that if there are any text.
Thank you, Captain Jack Sparrow, for your legal input.
As we know, pirates are the most law-abiding, legally knowledgeable people on the planet.
Now, it would be a shame that the very next day that he posted this gloating about how he did nothing wrong, he was arrested again.
Here is the arrest chat.
He's at his parents' house, by the way, and I think there's shit on the floor.
I had haste to tell you.
So he's trying to explain to the police that there's just a big misunderstanding, and he already totally triumphed in his case.
So they're making a mistake.
And who did I son?
I'm sorry, Justice.
Here's two things yesterday.
They just dismissed my case.
I was in court yesterday.
The guy on the right looks like Commissioner Gordon from the Batman movies.
That's my case.
Oh, right now I'm lost.
The guy on the left looks like Tim Poole.
We got Tim Poole and Commissioner Gordon here.
And Samantha Keester is the complainant.
I don't think, I don't think that there is.
Yes, please do record this.
Yes, sir.
Okay, I'll have to explain what's going on after this.
All right, now I do have a lighter in my pocket.
That's not all.
Thank you, Mr. Thanks.
Solah.
Yeah, thanks for it.
Please call legal bro eyes.
I was just feeling, sir.
Thank you.
Evidence we've laid either.
This stratum, a firearm.
Yes, boys.
So at the very end, the arrest warrant was read by his father aloud, which gave us our first indication of why Captain Jack Spurrow was arrested at Port Royal.
So what happened is that apparently he's had another domestic incident where he discharged a weapon.
Now, as I explained before with the earlier clip from the clavicolor guy, you don't want to point your weapon or discharge it unless you intend to kill somebody.
Unfortunately, it appears that he has done so.
And in the process of doing so, he has violated his terms of release in Louisiana as well.
So that is why he was arrested.
Now, I should explain the sir part.
I have not featured this thread because it is a delicate ecosystem and I don't want to disrupt it.
But right now, in the Styx Hexenhammer thread, very recently, Styx actually emailed me around the same time that Linus did and asked for me to verify his account.
And he did.
He went through the process.
He emailed or DM'd me on Twitter and it confirmed that that was his account.
So I unbanned it.
I gave him the little badge and I said, I made a post saying, That's the real Styx.
And then I left it alone.
Styx isn't really my wheelhouse.
I find him very annoying and grating, and I don't like to listen to him or read what he has to say.
So I just avoid him.
Apparently, that was a mistake because I've been told that I have missed a true rodeo going down in the Styx thread.
If you remember, a long time ago, Styx was living in the Netherlands.
I believe he was married, and I believe he had a child.
At some point, he abandoned them in the Netherlands and returned to New Hampshire to live with his family again.
His life started declining rapidly.
He hooked up with a lady.
They had the domestic in Louisiana.
He got arrested.
His stream numbers started plummeting.
I believe he became alcoholic.
And basically, every measurable facet of his life has fallen apart.
However, he's still a little bit chipper because, as with some other washed-up people who are having substance abuse problems, he found a way to substitute meaningful success and accomplishment in his life with something a little bit more vacuous, but I suppose easier to boast about.
Styx has been involved in a polycule.
He has multiple women and like a BDSM lifestyle thing.
The woman recording this is an older woman who is his sugar mama.
He drinks and she buys him booze to drink.
She knows that it hurts him to drink, but she buys it anyways because she's a desperate sugar mama.
They are having a public fight in the Kiwi Farms thread with some of his exes.
So I think there's three of them in total.
I think it's Styx and then three different women.
And they're having like a cat fight.
And I think one of the exact quotes from one of the women is, You bitch, you blew up our polycule.
You should be, I should be sitting on your face while you're getting fucked by him.
It's like the nastiest white trash shit you've ever seen.
And it's all taking place live, live, live on the Kiwi farms tonight, tonight, in the Styx Hex and Hammer thread chat.
Or thread.
So that's the Styx situation.
His arrest and the pirate hat made some rounds on Twitter.
But there's a deep root to this that is on the forum.
And I hope that everybody is getting what they want out of it because it is fascinating.
Here is this is one of them, SekNet666.
I believe she's the one that posted the video on Twitter or on the thread.
I can confirm that actually instead of looking like a retard.
Yes, she is.
And she says this: He was fucking me and being romantic with me along with at least two other women.
That is why I first came on here.
It is not fair that he fucks Sam and tells her she's the only one he loves while he says the same to multiple women.
So this is smoocious Sam saying, or him saying, Apparently, it doesn't matter if you violate conditions of release.
It doesn't matter if you threaten to kill me.
It doesn't matter if you cheat on me.
Drown my son in a creek.
Go behind my back to my husband to get visitation removed and fund a lawyer with no intention of helping me at all with it.
It doesn't matter if you try to kill me by misfiring a gun at me.
It doesn't matter that I tell you I'm just like your wife, Liz.
And it doesn't matter if I cry about it because you made it clear as day that you do not care.
You make my insides hurt so much.
He replies, I have told her not to antagonize you.
This was done without my permission or knowledge.
I will help you in any way I can, Sam.
I miss you horribly, and I wish I was watching you play Stardew Valley.
I never meant harm.
I really didn't.
I am in love with you.
I await your command, unless outright forced.
I swear I will never see you homeless or suffering, and I will do all I can to have you to tain your parental rights.
You may think I'm foolish, but baby, it's untrue.
You may think I'm crazy, but all I want is you.
She replies, you're absolutely fucking insane, and I don't know what the fuck you're on about awaiting commands.
I command you to attend rehab.
Okay.
I am insane, yes, but I still have human feelings.
I was going to kill myself and thought I would tell you when I died.
I would only be thinking of Hampton Beach and your cute guard threening and stuff.
I really deeply in love and always will be.
Make things right.
You have no idea how bad my life fucking sucks alone.
I have to do whatever I want whenever I want to.
We'll have a good time, Sam.
I know you probably have a new dude by now.
Have him pay the bills.
I will help as I can.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You're that insecure.
No projecting narcissist.
I do not have another partner.
I haven't had an orgasm with another man.
That's a very specific claim.
I mean, I fucked around a lot, but he didn't make me come, so it doesn't count.
And you're not my partner, anyways.
You're the person that apparently everyone thinks I sold my soul and abandoned my family to be with, which isn't true.
You're not lying, are you?
You're always leaving me to fuck other women and calling this love.
What the hell is wrong with you?
You're never here.
You're always chasing other women.
You're such a fake and a phony.
You have no idea what the fuck this feels like, and I hate you for everything you've done to me.
I'm not fucking anyone, Sam.
I fucking love YPU.
I'm not defending you.
I am defending you for a reason.
Faggot.
Do unto others, eh?
Lie to the one you say you love and cheat on me multiple times with nasty, ugly women.
You make me feel disgusting.
I don't want others touching me because of you.
I want to be your patna, but you refuse.
So be it.
I will still have your back.
You're not defending me.
You're making a mockery of me.
I don't want to exist because I don't want to have to live with you, the memory of you.
That's the fucking pain I carry.
Goodbye, Satan.
Fuck off.
Actually, it's Stolos.
You do not love me.
My partner would never lie and cheat on me with such a nasty, ugly, vile people.
Your fucking Nikki is gross.
I am not having sex with her.
She is here to avoid homelessness.
What am I supposed to do to force someone out right before Christmas?
Jesus.
And for a guy who worships Stolos, this is very Christian of him.
Saying Jesus and that he's Christ-like by allowing her, the indigent, to stay with him in his parents' house because it is the time.
It is Christmas season.
If you don't know who Stolos is, Styx is a Satanist and one of the demons that he worships is called Stolas.
And he literally prays to Stolas for enrichment.
That's not a joke.
He says, I want you to, to me, my girl, and nobody else.
I never met a better girl.
I never met anyone I would fight for like I have you.
Nikki is here because she does not have anywhere to go.
Nothing more.
I will never, ever stop loving or caring for you.
Fuck the whole world.
When I have you in my arms, it is heaven.
I know you don't believe, but it's true.
I am not fucking anyone else or trying to do so.
I just want you.
You will reject it, but when I'm dead, it will not matter.
A little bit of bait in there from Stolos.
Stolos, boy.
And then this person.
I don't know if this person is related to the polycule, but there's this nice ensemble of images that I'm going to be sharing with you.
We have Chewbacca.
I guess that's Nikki.
I don't know who these people are.
This appears to be Styx with Poot on his head and 666 and a blue heart and a weird mustache on his eyes and then a penis on his hand and something else on his body.
And then stop smoking.
And he has his hand painted with that.
Nikki Turkovich.
So that's her.
She has beard hair.
Bro.
The woman that you heard says, yes, sir.
Like with the smoker voice.
Beard hair.
That's what's going on here.
Okay.
That's her with Stolos.
Oh, look.
Look.
Can we zoom in?
Can we enhance?
What's my, If it isn't the cheap boxed wine, Franzia itself, the root of all evil in our world.
Here we have Styx in his V for Vendetta guy fox mask.
Okay.
Oh, that's Stolas, by the way.
You see him in the background?
He has like a puppet and like a drawing of Stolas demon that he worships.
Oh, look, I even zoomed in on the Franzia.
It was a part of the montage, the Franzia.
Oh, that's funny.
And there's one more thing.
Mass Shootings and Proportionality Arguments00:15:43
This is the Rutland Town Police Department.
This is their official statement.
Summary of incident.
In November of 2025, officers with the Rutland Town Police Department were notified of a possible violation of conditions of release, along with multiple other offenses reportedly committed by Tarl E. Warwick, 37, 37, of Rutland Town.
Subsequent investigations revealed that Warwick threatened to cause serious bodily injury or death to a family or household member with a weapon while in the residence in Rutland City.
Warwick is alleged to have negligently discharged a firearm in close proximity to another person at a residence in Rutland Town.
Additionally, Warwick violated the conditions of release imposed upon him by the honorable court.
On the morning of December 11th, 2025, officers with the Rutland Town Police Department executed a court-ordered search warrant of Warwick's residence, during which time Warwick was taken into custody.
Warwick was transported to the Rutland Town Police Department for processing and later transported to the Vermont Superior Court Rutland Criminal Division to be arraigned on the above-mentioned charges.
And then they took off his hat for his intake photo.
So we get a hatless.
He's hatless.
He's not a pirate.
Stolos has lost his favor.
Tragic.
And that's it.
I think for the.
Oh, wait, no, I have more.
Okay.
Hold up.
I got a DM from Ralph.
I'm going to read this to myself real quick.
He said this to me on Thursday or on Thanksgiving, but X is so bad at giving notifications I never noticed.
And then he sent me a follow-up today.
Now, Ralph is letting me know that he intends to file an anti-slap motion against Matthew Vickers for the recent lawsuit against him.
I wonder if that's happened yet.
Get on the show, bitch.
Tell us.
All right.
And then when this is the some more.
Wait, no, don't I?
Did I already cover all that?
No.
Oh, I forgot to slot it up.
I got, I got to the sticks bit, and then I forgot the.
So I haven't watched this yet.
Just a fair warning.
This is going to be something I'm going to do a live take of.
It's six minutes long, so we'll just do like a nice sit down, nice cozy.
Stream's been pretty short, so we'll just do a cozy watch along.
Nick Fuentes, who is now a real political person, I can't just shrug him off as being a retard.
Nick Fuentes was interviewed by Piers Morgan.
I have only the vaguest idea of who Piers Morgan is.
Piers Morgan is supposedly like conservative in the UK, but he's like a shock jock loser, I guess.
Apparently he's a cuckold.
His wife is like a mesus, which means that she's probably doing the deeds.
Okay.
So I don't know what's going on with this, but apparently Nick Fuentes utterly destroyed Piers Morgan.
So I think that we're just going to watch it.
It's only six minutes long.
Sure, why not?
Let's just watch it.
The stream hasn't been that long.
Okay.
This is Piers Morgan and Fuentes.
I have never watched this before.
So we'll get a live reaction here.
Who do you think commits the vast majority of the mass shooting?
I'm sure it's white people.
Right.
So how do you feel about that?
I think that white people do more anti-social violence.
I think black people participate in more gang violence.
I think that's the difference.
What's the difference to the victims?
There's no difference to the victim, but it's a different kind of crime and it's a different proportion also.
Do you know what percentage of white people are school shooters?
I know that the vast majority of mass shootings in schools in America this century were perpetrated by young white men.
And I'm just going to be able to do that.
And what proportion of proportion?
I'm curious.
I'm curious.
I'm curious whether your advice would be to people who have kids who are in the middle of the school.
Wait, is my wife working?
Should they avoid?
So does Piers Morgan just not understand per capita?
Is he like black in real life?
How do you not know how to answer that question?
Should they avoid white people at school?
Should people with the kids at school avoid young white men at school?
No.
Okay.
Do you know what per capita means?
Do you know proportionality?
There are more black people proportionally that engage in violent crime or are involved in gangs, especially in these major cities, than there are white people that are school shooters compared to the entire white population.
And everybody understands that.
Two-thirds of mass shootings at school perpetrated by white people.
But what about white people are he just doesn't understand per capita at all?
But what proportion of white men commit school shootings?
That's the question.
I've just told you.
It's 60 to 65% of school shootings by white people.
You're telling me what proportion of school shootings are committed by white people.
I'm saying what proportion of white people have committed school shootings.
Are you playing dumb or are you just not that?
What difference does that make to the children lying dead on the ground?
See, now you want to jump on the victims.
The difference is you're asking, would you fear white people or black people?
And that's the difference.
No, no, it's not.
What I'm saying to you is by your logic, if we now have agreed that the vast majority of mass shootings in schools are committed by white people and predominantly young white men, then presumably your advice would be to avoid young white men because they perpetrate these certificates.
But it won't be because they're white, right?
So are you playing dumb or are you actually dumb?
It's about proportionality.
You are, you are, because you're, well, I don't think you are dumb.
Think you're smart actually, but you're deliberately avoiding per capita, and everybody knows that's the difference.
What proportion of white men are school shooters?
It's probably point zero, one percent.
What proportion of black men have committed violent crimes?
It's probably like five percent, I guess.
I don't know what.
It is off top of my head, but it's very high.
And I would add to that, even as it concerns schools, Why do you think parents pay a super high property tax to live in a school district where there's white people?
Because they know that if they go to the black school, it's going to be the bloods in the crypts.
It's going to be gangs.
It's going to be, you know, you talk about school shootings.
Nobody talks about all the school shootings that are committed by gangbangers in and around the school and all the other violence that's associated with that.
I mean, these, these schools in the south side of Chicago, you know, it's just not.
I have an answer for you, Nick.
So the proportion of the population who carry out mass shootings is actually the same.
The black and white.
For white people, the proportion of no, the proportion of the trouble with your statistics is a lot of them don't bear much scrutiny.
We have a bunch of fact checkers checking all this in real time.
That's so weak.
It's so weak.
We got our fact checkers.
We got our fact checkers.
We asked Ofcom.
We asked Ofcom what they got to say about it.
And they told us it was wrong.
And you're spreading falsehoods.
And that's not right.
Fine.
Because you do have a tendency to just come out with a little baloney.
And when you say, you know, it's true.
And when you're confronted with reality, when you're confronted with reality, you don't like it.
What's the figure?
What proportion of white people have committed school shootings with white people as the denominator and white people that have committed school shootings as the numerator?
What's that percentage?
For both black and whites, the proportion of the population who carry out mass shootings generally is about the same.
No, no.
Tell me the number.
And then, and then, and yet the only focus of your attention is the black shootings, the black crime.
You don't want to live around black people.
You want to avoid black people.
You don't want interracial marriages or relationships that may produce black.
It's bad when I'm nodding my head and like Nick Fuentes is nodding my head.
Is it like deliberate at this point?
Should I just accept the fact that they're deliberately giving this guy the most softball bullshit imaginable so that he becomes the next figure for like American radiism?
Do I just have to accept this?
I think that's what's happening here.
People.
And yet, when I point out to you that there are many parts of crime in America where actually there's a majority of white people that perpetrate them, you don't care.
You don't have any interest in them.
It doesn't exercise your mind.
Maybe because you see, no one's buying this.
This argument lost.
No one is buying this.
Everybody understands per capita.
And people could even see what you're, you race ahead and say, well, we're comparing the proportion of white and black school shooters.
I said, no, no, compare the proportion of school shooters that are white versus violent criminals that are black, because that was the basis of the monologue is that you're very likely, if you encounter black people or a young black man in the city, that you're going to be the victim of a violent crime, of a robbery, a mugging, a car theft, a carjacking, or a murder.
That's the difference.
And it's about proportionality.
And everybody sees past that because we all live in reality.
You want to talk about product of your environment.
People that live in New York, Chicago, LA, we live in reality.
We live in this environment.
We see what it's like.
And the threat, the danger in terms of probability is not, it's not even comparable.
And I would add, I would say this to your point.
If you're in a high school and you and truly, if you see a white person who looks like a little autistic, he's got the SSRI stare and he reaches for a backpack.
People joke and say, Run.
Similarly, if you see a jalapi pulling up with a bunch of black people in it and they got their pants around the ankle, a jalapi-is it like a regional thing from Illinois for like a hoopty?
They were hoopties where I'm from.
You're gonna run also.
And I'm saying the same thing.
The difference is the latter happens much more often.
It's much more common.
You know, in Chicago, there's like 10,000 carjackings and car thefts every day.
It's in the thousands.
It happens all the time.
How many mass shootings committed by autistic SSRI white people?
I don't even know.
I mean, it's probably in the single digits in the last decade in this city.
That's the difference.
And everybody knows that.
But you're really just trying to carry water for liberal ideology.
It's an ideological.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
So that's our president.
That guy's going to win everything because they're just like handing it to him on a fucking platter.
There's apparently a Holocaust mention here.
You think that's funny?
It's funny.
It's amusing what you're doing because, you know, that one was a joke.
But do you want to talk seriously about the Holocaust?
Yeah, I do, actually.
I do, because I just find it extraordinary that you would think the Holocaust could ever be something that we could joke about.
Oh, man.
All manner of things across human history we can joke about, but never, ever the Holocaust.
That's the one thing.
It's super special.
It's exempt from all freedom of speech concepts.
Why?
Too soon?
How many people do you think died in the Holocaust?
How many Jewish people?
I don't know.
I'm thinking maybe 7 million.
What's the number?
Oh, he's doing the Sam Hyde thing where they're like, we should just increase the number constantly.
And just like, yeah, I think like 20 million Jews died in the Holocaust.
It was like 50 million, something like that.
Seven, six million, something like that.
So you can see that six million Jews died in the Holocaust.
Possibly more.
Possibly, you know, we're discovering all the time.
So it could be that's so passive aggressive.
Only a gay man could pull off passive aggressiveness that well.
This is an edit, but Piers actually invites on.
Okay, I see this.
So I know it happens here.
If you're a Jewish person watching this, what are they thinking?
I'll tell you what they're thinking because I've got a friend of mine called Danny Finkelstein.
But that's just he said bad, awful things and goes down the stairs like you do.
I thought this was the original cut.
Why is this not the original?
Okay, sorry.
I thought that was the original cut.
Apparently, what happens in the original is that the Jewish guy gets one, and then instead of like trying to epically debate Nick Fuentes, he tries to shill his book about the Holocaust and it was extremely Jewish.
Then after the debate, of course, all the Groypers start threatening to rape Piers Morgan's innocent 13-year-old daughter, posting cunning emojis and such.
Voluntary conscript grouper.
And if you think this guy, the voluntary conscript Groyper, who's doing drooling emojis at his 13-year-old daughter, he has 20,000, almost 21,000 followers.
So he's not like a fake.
He's like high up in the rankings of the Groyper Academy from Europe as well.
Another post by the same guy.
Your mother, Gabrielle Omara, must be a worthless piece of shit raising a failure like you.
Unfortunately, the first heart attack last November didn't kill her, but we can always try again.
Karen, share her address.
I am very surprised this would be allowed to stay up on Twitter because it's basically a threat.
And I remember I would never, ever, ever, ever say this in earnest, but I remember there was somebody who got banned from Twitter because he made a statement about how he couldn't wait for the boomers to drop dead of natural causes.
But that was considered a violent statement.
And it was completely unacceptable.
That was a permanent ban, if I remember correctly, that horrible, evil thing waiting for a generation that inevitably will die because of just how natural law works.
You know, just terrible.
Another post by him.
She has only a few good years left before she's expired.
Better be quick at Piers Morgan.
We got to kill him.
Like, I'm sorry.
Like, what is the solution to people like this?
Nick Fuentes will never.
I mean, I can't say that because they're just retarded.
You have a bunch of like violent pedophiles who hold this guy up as like a king.
And it's like, you know, somebody, I never responded to this guy, but some guy actually sent me an email from Paraguay inviting me into his country, telling me what Paraguay was right.
I thought it was a cute email, but I was just making a joke.
I pulled Paraguay out of a hip.
Maybe I should give him an email and be like, hey, buddy.
So about that Paraguay situation.
What's going up there on that mountain?
You guys are like a giant mountain, right?
What's going on in the Paraguay and the Paraguay Mountains these days?
You got any goats?
You got any Paraguay goats?
Okay, and then apparently Piers Morgan took a victory lap, even though he got raped.
Memo to all Groyper's.
When you call me a boomer, I take it as a massive compliment.
I literally use the word boom constantly here to celebrate everything from Arsenal goals to England wickets and Piers Morgan uncensored ratings.
I'm a very proud boomer.
And the other Nick Fuentes dub.
Fragrance Reviews and TikTok Trends00:06:18
He received his sentence.
I believe that he probably reached a plea deal for the spraying of the Jewish grandma in Berwin, Illinois.
His sentence is he must take a court-mandated anger management course.
He must issue a formal apology to Rose, the Jewish woman, in person, compensate her precisely $635 for the cell phone he broke, and complete 75 hours of community service before January 23rd.
Apparently, the service cannot be for white supremacists.
And there you go.
That is the Nick Fuentes update chat.
On that note, I do have a Reddit segment.
Let's get to it.
This one submitted by R, by a drama fan, who apparently has gone to R Cologne's to cope with the fact that a SpongeBob cologne has mogged all their expensive bullshit cologne.
I'm actually a little bit confused by this.
So in R Cologne's by Disastrous Comfort 977, he says, got around 45 colognes, range from Nautica Voyage to the higher end niche.
Been decades and get the odd compliment of my Dior Sauvage.
That is like, dude, Dior Sauvage.
That is the only cologne.
Actually, I have a special clone.
I'm not going to tell you.
But I had Dior Sauvage and I literally threw it out because Ethan Ralph pulled it out on stream one day.
And I'm like, nah, fuck this.
So you got the Ethan Ralph cologne, bro.
This is a real thing, by the way.
He literally pulled it out on stream.
And when I watched this clip, I remember identifying it and saying, like, I have to throw that out now.
And I literally did.
I literally threw that out.
But this guy's got that Ethan Ralph cologne, okay?
Or BDC got one strong compliment for my America First Fierce many years ago.
But today, today I fucked around and used the SpongeBob cologne.
Was feeling silly and I thought it would be interesting.
Smells generic.
Three compliments.
Three.
Two girls by my desk.
One, my assistant.
The third was a front desk lady.
They all asked what the cologne was.
They want to buy it for their husbands or dad for Christmas.
Thinking about throwing my collection away at this point.
Okay, I have to know what the fucking Spongebob cologne is.
It's a, it's a.
Oh, I found it.
It's a bi-gender one.
So it's male and female.
Am I not going to be able to pull this up on Firefox for whatever reason?
It has the top notes of melon, lemon, grapefruit, with middle notes of the sea and rosemary, and bass notes of musk and woodsy.
What is this?
Is this the new?
This is them like getting high on SpongeBob musk.
This is like the episode of South Park where Kenny's like making the cat piss in his face.
They got that SpongeBob musk and they're doing some fucked up shit with it right there.
People are like posing it on the beach and stuff.
That's so silly.
That's very funny.
What are the comments?
Longevity, eternal.
Salage, enormous.
Ginger, more male.
Price value, great value.
Thousands and thousands of extremely pop.
Is this like a joke?
Show Bob from our Ishab says, show Bob.
And this guy wrote like a fucking, this is like an AI.
Dude, this is like a bot attack on this fragrant thing.
Beast mode fragrance.
Mass appealing compliment getter.
All the baddies pass out after one snip.
I smell like a million dollar sea sponge who cooks Michelin star burgers while being yelled at by my greedy piece of shit crab boss.
And I'm going to turn into, I'm going to turn them into garlic butter crab.
One spray of this forbidden elixir and your mother broke my pelvis.
We're at own risk.
Best cologne ever.
GF says you gotta fund me.
No joke.
It's so badass.
Lasted four whole days on God praying in emojis.
That's so fucking stupid.
This must be like a TikTok thing.
Honestly, I don't understand the obsession with compliments.
If they're complimenting my looks, my intelligence, or anything that's kind of intrinsic to me, then I get it.
Your looks are composed of your clothes and hairdo.
They are an expression.
Just like fragrance.
They're complimenting your taste, which is kind of intrinsic to you, as your nose is your nose.
I'll never understand why people insist on seeking out someone else's approval on a scent they themselves should be enjoying the fuck out of.
Guys, wear it for you.
Second, this, wear the scent you enjoy.
I don't understand why people keep on posting their to rate their collections.
A similar thing happened to me.
I had forgotten to wear cologne when I left the house one day.
I felt naked, but I bought a $2 bottle of generic stuff from Hom's Bargains here in the UK.
Lots of compliments from my friends.
I remember it smelling a bit musky.
That's about it.
Gave it to my nephew.
Proper bullocks.
How's that work, isn't it, mate?
Okay.
That's funny.
I guess we learned that the cheapo stuff smells good to people with plebeian taste, which are almost everybody.
That's some good-looking perfume there.
That's a good-looking fragrance.
You gotta be, you gotta be a refined gentleman to rock the squidward fragrance, though.
Cologne Collection Ratings and Compliments00:14:54
That's the tough one.
That's the very niche one for those serious days when you're doing a concert, maybe with the clarinet.
All right.
All right.
That's it.
I'll let the Christmas ham stay in this Christmas season.
Sorry, I had not been very in a Christmassy mood, chat.
I am at a juncture of many different things.
I am, I'm taking my break and I got two or three weeks to get some stuff done without having to worry about the podcast for a bit.
I should show, by the way, before I go offline, that I did a special little podcast with PPP, and it is on the gumroad and locals only.
If you are interested in the gumroad, you're interested in that, subscribe to the gumroad, gumroad.
No, matteinternet.gumroad.com or mattheinternet.locals.com.
I will do more.
People subscribe.
Okay.
I got to admit, I'm a little bit part of what's frustrating me is that when I got kicked off of gumroad in January, it never recovered.
Like even though the locals has been up and the gumroad's back, I was at about $6,000 in January.
And that was like my foundations.
Like this, this gumroad survived, dropped Kiwi Farms.
It survived everything.
And I used that to like be the foundation of my move back to the U.S.
And then it's just immediate, like literally the week I arrived, it disappeared overnight.
Like my income just like vanished the second I came back.
And the U.S. is like so expensive.
The tax situation is so bad.
The healthcare situation here is so bad.
The cost of everything is so high.
Like I don't even know how it's possible that groceries cost this much in a country that has so much arable land.
That I'm going to be completely honest.
And this is going to sound like a bummer.
I think moving back to the United States is the single worst decision I've ever made in my entire life.
It's just really fucking hard here.
And it's really fucking bumming me out as the year closes and you got to like deal with adult shit.
And you're just looking at numbers and you're just like, this is fucked.
So I don't know.
I don't know how you guys do it.
Like, I really don't know.
Like, it's bad here.
And all the little shit that I look to for like optimism in regards to Trump and the government, it's just like not there.
Like it's just constantly fucking blackpilled.
So it's like, I don't know.
The issue is I don't know where I would go.
Like I'm third, I'm 33 now.
I'm 33.
Am I going to like I left the US on my voyage around the world when I was 20?
I started moving to a little bit older.
I was like 24, I think, when I left.
And it's like, what am I going to do that again?
Am I going to like up and leave to like Poland and try to learn the Polish language and shit?
I said, what if I don't like Poland?
What if they don't like me?
I'm not Polish.
So I don't know what to do.
It's frustrating.
So that's it.
Super chats.
Let us go.
Do I have this open?
I hope I do.
I do not.
Rocco's Felted Life.
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Stroboscope for 230 says, I watched one of your old vids and you say Skellington Lanao.
What the fuck?
My accent changes depending on where I'm at and how frisky I'm feeling.
Sometimes I'll deliberately say things in an accented way because I like how it sounds.
Skellington is a fun thing to say, but it's wrong and it's British, which is even worse.
Bunker Housing for five says, reporting for listening duty.
Do not be sad.
I just visited Sixth Thread and you will laugh.
I did laugh.
The Sixth Threads are riot.
It's the best thing on the site right now.
Foxes for 10 says, happy early birthday, you old fuck.
Oh, trust me, I feel it.
Thank you.
Dragoons for 10 says, Josh, sing this.
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta.
There's beer in, oh, boys are thirsty in Atlanta, and there's beer in Texarkana, and we'll bring it back.
It's like a weird line.
It's like in the middle of the note.
I know it's eastbound and down.
I know what you're singing.
It's a great song.
I love it.
I love putting that on when I'm on a road trip.
Gump Gump for five says, when the heck does KF Gold get renewed?
You got my shekels for December, but it's not been renewed.
It takes up to 21 days and they're slow.
They're behind.
I'm actually really, really, this is one of the many things that are on my mind as I look into the 2026 with like, I don't know, I don't want to whine because it makes me sound ungraceful, but I'm literally, I remember when I did my 2025 thing about how optimistic I was.
I'm in a worse shape every way, shape, and form entering 2026 than I was entering 2025.
Like every measurable facet of everything that I've done is going backwards.
And I'm spending time dealing with trying to figure out what to do with child pornography.
I actually, I got accepted into Microsoft Photo DNA.
So I don't know how well that will work, but it will definitely help.
It'll be like a front line for like weeding out stuff.
And it's just like, I'm dealing with all this shit that I shouldn't have to be dealing with.
And it's not doing a lot for spirits.
And the check thing is not working like I expected.
It takes so long that I think a lot of people look at it and are like, I don't want to wait a month to get what I'm paying for.
I want it now.
So now it's like, I'm looking to see if I can get like something set up with Walmart or other bill pay systems to see if I can integrate like Western Union to see if I can do that more instantaneously.
But it's like, I don't know.
I don't know if that'll work.
Coyadante for 20 says, ask Preston Byrne what Under the 16 ban entails.
Didn't he just fuck, didn't he just feel the complaint over it recently?
Oh, I don't like bothering him.
He's already doing me a favor by representing us for free.
So I don't hassle him like I do Harden.
I hassle Harden all the time.
I hassle Harden about cars.
It's like, should I get a Toyota?
I'll ask Hardin about that.
He knows a lot about cars because he drives all the time.
He's weird.
He likes RVs continuously.
But I wouldn't ask Preston about cars.
He might find me annoying and weird if I do that.
Harden already knows I'm annoying and weird.
God, why is my fucking phone call?
Dizzy Until Death for five says, what is your favorite font?
That's a hard one.
Fonts are like cologne.
You don't wear every cologne to every occasion.
For the forum, I use Quattro Santo.
And I found that on accident because you're not really supposed to use a serif font for a body font, but I did.
And I couldn't turn away after I had adopted it.
It was just so perfect for the forum.
So I've used it for a very long time.
And I've even contacted the artist who made it and I've commissioned from him the Cyrillic alphabet after the Ukraine war started because there were so many Russian posters on the site.
So I've contributed to the growth of the font.
As just like a generic font, I really like, it's not Verlag.
I use it on all my envelopers and now I can't think of it off the top of my head.
It's the font that's used for the God.
What is it?
It's not Verlag.
I'm pretty sure.
It could be Verlag.
It is.
It's Verlag.
some reason I refused to accept that the name was Verlak, but it is.
I do like Verlag as like a casual fun.
THE194 for 10 says, do you think Nick's recent reappearance on appearance on Piers Morgan will continue to elevate his profile or finally begin his decline because of how spurgy he appeared towards the normie audience?
I don't think he appeared bad at all from what I saw.
He seemed pretty good.
Old people are dying and young people think that his energy is funny.
So I think he'll continue to grow.
Russ Cole01 for 10 says, I'm glad you didn't fold and refuse to watch Better Call Saw.
It's one of my favorite shows.
If you watched it, you would trash it eventually.
Then I'd be forced to unsub, flag your streams and revive drop Kiwi Farms.
Well, you're very much in luck.
The last thing I tried to watch was something called like Chattelweight or Chapel Weight.
I didn't like it.
So I dropped that in favor of Pirates of the Caribbean.
Thank you.
I'm kinda nasier for two says, now that you had time to study for a Christmas test, Snowmiser or he, I haven't watched it yet, bro.
Sorry.
Sorry to disappoint.
Moon Cricket 1865 for 7 says, congratulations, Joshua Mon.
Your APAC invoice sponsorship package request has been approved.
Attached is the annual payment for 2026 of 375 as well as a retroactive 2025 payment.
I'm Israel Chai.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate it, Israel.
John Toss for two says, Josh, you're watching Friends Like the Jeet said.
Oh, I know.
Is that like a direct reference to Vivek Ramaswamy?
Is this why I'm such a failure?
Could be.
Could be.
Red Eyes D8D, Red Eyes BDC.
Red Eyes Black Dragon card?
Black Dragon cock?
I hope it's card.
For five says, where are you at?
Where are you at?
I come get you.
That's a deep cut, buddy.
That's a deep cut right there.
Poor Glack for one says, I use Zai ads while watching Maddie.
Your endorsement of Chase Bank during the TDD segment made me buy more credit cards.
I don't think you buy credit cards.
I'm pretty sure they give you those for free.
Bunker Housing for five says, I don't know why I sent this.
Well, it's because you like me so much, I think.
John Toss for two says, F the Riggers, bossman Jack.
Damn that pussy.
Nice.
I think he's trying to insert the emoji there.
It's true, though.
F the Riggers.
TP Deluxe.
I'm sending him a Christmas card, by the way.
TP Deluxe for 10 says, Merry Christmas, Josh.
You enjoy time off.
You deserve it for all the quality streams over the years.
That's a contentious opinion.
See you in 26 with your trademark, positive polyism.
Let me tell you, buddy, I radiate joy and happiness on a level that cannot even be perceived by mortal minds.
Thank you.
Vordier for five says, the nut isn't a fucking B-tuber.
He's a P-Tuber.
That wouldn't make more sense if the V could possibly stand for some other thing.
Oh, P as a tuber for a P plant.
I see.
Thank you.
Varelo Furman for one says, nothing.
Thank you.
Dark Weston for five says, Josh did nothing and is in a theater.
Happy Pete today.
Great super chat.
Thank you.
Excellent super chat.
Thank you.
Gypsy Harlow for 10 says, woman, you have been found guilty.
The court sentences you to a one-way trip to India.
May God have mercy on your soul.
You might as well just fucking shoot her at that point.
Jesus.
You're being a little bit cruel and unusual there, buddy.
Senito for one, thank you by the way.
Sino for one says, women don't belong in male podcasts, the quartering playing Melanie Mac $250 a year.
She'll be paying me $250 a year.
He really pays her a quarter of a million a year?
She just sits there and she gets a quarter of a million a year for sitting there with like tattoos on her cleavage and that's it?
And that's all she does?
Bro, you're going to give me a fucking stroke.
TTD Real for 20 says, have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Juish.
Shout out to my Crab Shack friends, Woo Woo Woo.
Shout out to the Crab Shack.
I did not, you can't invite me to the next one.
So I've taken a Crab Shack hiatus.
I think Maywaku tried to report something to try and get me to invite myself back in, but I declined.
I need some peace and quiet for the moment.
Thank you.
Logistical Nightmare for $20 says, Merry final stream of the year, Josh.
Happy birthday.
Hopefully you'll get your hands on some high-quality silver to celebrate.
Oh, we can only hope.
We can only hope.
Thank you.
And the silver is so expensive now.
I should have collected.
I regret not stacking more.
I should have just stacked.
About Tree Fitty for 20 says, my hot lesbian neighbors just gave me a Rolex as a Christmas gift.
They asked me what I wanted, but I guess they misunderstood it when I said, I want to watch lol Merry Xmas prick.
Buddy, let me tell you, you have a proud potential new career in Hallmark gift cards.
That is exactly what would be under the For Dad category.
And I can imagine now I got the Rolex watch on the cover.
It says, my neighbors gave me a watch for Christmas.
And then inside the card, it would be like two skanky lesbians.
And they would just say, I guess they misunderstood what I meant when I said, I want to watch.
And then you can say, like, happy birthday, dad, or something.
I'm telling you, you got the career lined out for you.
Thank you.
Brella Furman for 10 says, the halftime AI ads remind me of the Cerveza Crystal Beams where people take scenes and edit a beer ad into it.
Okay, I guess I'll take a peek.
He's Mexican now.
That's a great plug.
A jingle for it.
Thank you.
OST, CFD for 20 says, Merry Christmas.
Josh, this year I'm trying to get up into IT and started welding apprenticeship.
Let's ask Scanna for strength pushing that boulder.
I don't want to have to build a killdozer.
Oh, you gave up going into ID and are trying an apprenticeship.
Okay, good luck with that.
IT sucks.
I don't blame you.
You're not going to get shit with all the jeets.
They're building a multi-billion dollar faculty in India, by the way, for 1 million hirees.
They can't hire you, though.
Sorry.
Thank you.
TTD Real for 20 says, have a Merry Christmas and a happy.
Oh, wait, did I read this?
Did you say twice?
Oh, it just came in twice.
Sorry.
David S877 for 50 says, I'm saving your locals' Christmas special for my travel next week.
It better be funny.
See you next year.
It is pretty funny.
I don't know.
I mean, people seem to like it.
Maybe I should do another thing.
There was a thing where I thought we were recording, but we were just talking and we ended up talking a lot about the Christ of the Churches of Christ and shit.
And I'm like, that's just kind of, because I thought that was the direction he was wanting to take it for some reason.
They're like, okay, whatever.
I'm not going to like force him to talk about Christian if he really wants to avoid talking about Christian for two hours.
And then at the end, he's like, oh, we should probably start.
He's like, motherfucker, I thought we've been going the entire time.
So if you guys want an extended PPP and Josh Babylon about religion, extra podcast for Christmas, leave notes on whatever gum road you're subscribed to or locals or what the fuck.
We might do it.
Thank you.
Sneedo, for once, says Euros.
At least we don't have school shootings while Muslims rape them and get away with it.
It's true.
Rudolph Run and Christmas Avoidance00:15:32
They do do that.
The president of Nintendo for five says, please wish the next super chatter Merry Christmas.
Okay, I can do that.
Poor Glack, for one, says, I get a dirty look from a Muzzy driving my Christmas tree home.
I'm going to start Fed posting in Minecraft.
Well, Merry Christmas from the President Nintendo, poor Glack.
You keep that tree up and you let them know they can't have nice things.
Sneedo, for one, says, UK, we need an assault Christmas wreath ban.
It's just so unsightly and it really offends our Muslim friends when we have joy and merriment in our lives.
We need to abolish all joy and merriment so our Muslim friends feel better.
Anime Extremist for 2 says, the peanut sucks.
He's gay.
And so do the streamer awards.
It's literally a corrupt, woke neighborfest with the worst people imaginable, especially Kai Chimp Sanat and the crew of violent rape apes.
Rape ape isn't that bad.
DC Archer for 10 says.
Jersh, thanks for the year of streams.
Hopefully you'll get more interviews next year.
I found you through the Turkey Tom interview.
Still looking for your decades old music playlist you mentioned there.
I definitely have it.
I can post it somewhere, I guess, on the thread.
I'll try to find it.
Thank you.
Sneeta Stanning for one says, Irm, you're just too problematic to work with totally base pedos, sweetie.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Filthy Penguin for five.
Oh, hopefully you didn't get molested by that Asian lady.
Free podcast woman, thoughts on the farms defender Katie Herzog, confirmed farmer Anna Kasparian.
Does Herzog get a pass because she's a lesbian?
I mean, it's a matter of like the vibe you're going for.
What it really brings down is when it's previously like completely male and then they bring in a woman.
Like there's no way.
It can't make that shift and stay together because there's always a weird energy.
It's just the way that it is.
But Anna Kasperian, like if you're talking about news and shit, I guess you can, it doesn't matter.
But when you're trying to do like a comedy parasocial thing, it matters a lot.
Hawaiian Zine for 10.
Subscribes are too much.
Thank you.
Fatty Catty for one says, Death Adder is trash.
You should have bought a final mouse.
Oh my God.
I had one break three years after I got it and they just shipped me a replacement.
No issue.
For one says, Kyle's wife looks like a cheap slut.
I do not understand why you choose to defend horrors like our wife and Kyle's wife.
Can you ask Irva Mom?
I like and am friends, women, just not horrifying.
Bro, are you like drunk?
What the fuck are you saying?
His wife looks fine.
She just has tattoos.
Some people are into tattoos, you know.
When I was growing up, there was those suicide girls that everyone was super into.
It was what was trendy at the time.
You know, shit comes and goes.
Ocean Redux for 50 says, Merry Xmas, Sa.
Thank you, Sa.
I appreciate the $50, Sa.
The biggest patrons, Sa.
Supposed to say Christmas, by the way.
What's this Xmas?
Who the fuck is the X, buddy?
Kooli Dante for 20 says, ma'am, please show me the custom bobs pick.
Oh, yes, Saw.
Your penis is very nice, Saw.
I love you almost as much as I love Vishnu, Sa.
Yeah, it's weird.
Those poor gooners, they're talking to some guy, right?
You know, they're thinking it's a sexy whammy that just showed the bobs and vagina.
And then he just casually drops that his penis is as nice as Vishnu's.
You're like, wait a second.
Actually, the Gouda would probably find that really erotic.
Lord Vishnu.
That's a great comparison there.
Crispy Legs Forever for 20 says, Happy Friday.
Party blowing emoji, but sad mooing.
Crying face emoji, cow movie.
It was very sad and very mean of her to do that.
Okay, I was just trying to eat my burger.
Porgalax, thank you.
Portglack for one says, how are you going to say it's our job to be positive poly and shows half an hour of Indians?
These pills are so black, they are brown.
As I said, positive poly is a mindset that must be actively maintained.
And I'm currently completely failing to maintain mine.
Okay.
Fordier for one says, read OnlyFans profit isn't revenue, you stupid fucking retard.
Okay.
David Hashiguchi for 587 says, Foodie Beauty doing the true and life hack of putting on a beanie to hide the bald spot.
It's so actually over for her.
She's been losing her hair for years because she had the total hysterectomy.
It's been over for a long time.
Sneedo for one says, isn't this stream your therapy session?
Aha!
You found a way to make it work, buddy.
Belligerent Brian for two says, Merry Christmas, Sneedsman.
Have a Merry and Bright Christmas band, Anime Extremist, and Winston shout out Devious Dave.
I'm not banning nobody, no way, no how.
Okay, thank you, though.
Broken, broke angeli for 10 says, Merry Christmas, Josh.
Thanks for all you do.
And then there is a link to the Ricada thread, which is quite ominous.
Okay, what the fuck is this?
It's beginning to look a lot live.
Time Life Music is proud to present Christmas at the Rec Atas.
Experience all your favorite Christmas classics like never before.
Such as last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
But the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special, especially down the stairs to apathy.
She thought that I was tucked up in my bed.
Run, run, Rudolph.
Levin gotta make it through town.
That'll make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down.
Run, run, Rudolph, off.
I'm reeling like a merry-go-round.
Please don't hurry.
Put some records on while I pour.
Baby, it's bad out there.
I appreciate that we have professional animators on the forum dedicating their time doing this.
Don't miss this opportunity to receive Christmas at the Rec Hetas.
Use your credit card and call now once.
Oh man, that's like that's giving me like a brain aneurysm.
Like the blue screen with like the text asking you to order a CD-ROM from like the television.
Ah, the years, buddy.
The years have gone by so quickly.
Gets faster and faster until you die, chat.
Thank you.
Mr. Manchester for five says, Jordan Pearson went on a tirade about dark triad hired people using being anonymous on the internet to be evil or something.
I think you have an end with that Asian bitch.
Say short king.
Listen, I'm just saying.
Okay, she put out a list.
Of course, I'm going to just compare myself to the list.
I don't know why.
It's just like an instinctual thing, right?
Pimble Vesta for one says, plus one for the Antarctica fund.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
We'll go see New Svabia together, brother.
Being the bunny for five says this isn't enough to go to Antarctica, but it'll help buy a ticket to the zoo to see some penguins.
Brother, the whole point is to go to the Antarctica to molester the penguins in person.
Not to see them behind some fucking rails.
Leon, 14,000 for 10 says, drop this on Blackjack, not Antarctica.
Bro, I have been tempted many times just to play one Handerooski of Blackjack because of Boston Jack.
And I've decided each time it's probably a bad idea.
So I'm not going to be doing that.
I apologize.
Thank you, though.
Unkind naysayer for two says, Born to Jolly World is a gift.
Merry Christmas and all.
1989.
I am Santa Man.
41 trillion dead Santa deniers base.
I've always wondered what that text means.
That looks like the word for demon, I think.
Gooi Shen.
Ghost and Spirits.
Ah, motherfucker.
God, I'm good.
I think I speak more Chinese than English.
Deadline for five says, Claviciller makes a great spotlight episode once he dies and results in multiple scientific papers on what happens on someone in Jess Roydshine.
The opposite of true and sign.
Maybe he's a pooner.
He's been a pooner all along.
Dunmer is top brass for $250.
Officially, five whole Rakatas, but less than five ounces of silver now.
Merry Christmas, cheesy dog.
May your stream break be restful and productive.
Hamroll.
Thank you very much.
It will definitely be both of those things.
I'm not quite sure what I have to catch up on stuff.
It's kind of weird to say, but the podcast does take a lot of time because I have to dedicate my Fridays to it and I have to prepare on Thursday as well.
So it's like, it is two of my work days like taking up.
So I am, I really, really want to get registrations open and I want to.
I'm working on a complete rewrite of the front end for the forum.
I've been really engrossed in it.
And sounds like I'm a rant, by the way.
I figured out the reason why I like AI coding agents is not just because it's like I'm lazy, but like if I'm trying to wrap my head around a really complicated concept, it can get really hard.
It can get really difficult to fully conceptualize what you're trying to do.
And it helps to have something to bounce things off of, like a really, really effective rubber ducky method.
And it also helps get over like a hump.
Like if you're stuck on something and you just want to get something going so that you can move on to the next thing, it does a really great job of getting you through that.
And before it would be like, I'm stuck on something.
It would be really annoying to deal with it.
And I would put it off for three days.
And sometimes, you know, that would be three days of work completely gone.
And it might just end the project.
It might just like end my interest in working on it at all.
So it completely eliminates this like mind block.
And that's why it's so awesome.
So I will be doing some coding, which sounds like work, but I like to code.
It's very fun.
Thank you.
Yes, there will be a new year stream.
RCRA69 for $100 says, Dear Sneender, I liked your pod with PPP and look forward to more.
I hope you have a good vacation.
Also, you should totally unban Dojima Dragon or at least put him in Spurgatory.
Buddy, listen up.
You're really pushing it.
Okay.
Hold up.
I mean, the smart thing to do would be to keep him fucking banned because you keep giving me $100.
But listen, I'll bring him back, but he's at nine points.
You better mind his fucking manners.
I can't access the site at the moment.
I'll deal with that later.
I will not forget, I promise.
Yes, I did say I was going to molester penguins.
Thank you.
Wait, there's another 100.
RCRA610 for $100 says, P.S. retarded, retarded conspirator was gifted a true and honest is waiting for approval.
Can you also unban Frick Mariza?
You're really pushing your fucking luck.
I don't know.
It depends on what he did.
I remember that person, though.
They annoy me.
They're like annoying.
Okay.
That's all I have to say about that.
I'll look into it.
Asian tech supplement, by the way.
Thank you very much.
Asian tech support for $100 says, Merry Christmas to all and a happy new year.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year.
Blind Oracle for $100, which is a lot of money and very few number of, I don't know if it's like coordinated or if it's like if one person does $250, then everyone else is like, oh, I guess I can do $100 each.
That's crazy.
The blind oracle for $100 says, have a very Merry Christmas, Josh.
Thank you very much.
I will try my best to have a very Merry Christmas.
Appreciate it.
Hoyante for 10 says, you know that Sam Hyde bit about taking a bunch of debt and then dodging creditors forever?
Clavicolor literally does that.
That's pretty fucking bass.
Fuck the banks.
Thank you.
Omega Rap for 10 says, honestly, I'm surprised the EU isn't forcing whites to pay Jizya as much as they're effectively turning their people into Demi.
I mean, that's basically what federal taxes is.
You're paying a Jizya tax.
Ocean Redux for $20 says, We all want to know, does Josh actually do Christmas dinner?
And if so, what are your favorites?
Historically, my family always did turkey again for Christmas.
I know that turkey or Christmas ham is the more popular thing, but I'm honestly not a big fan of ham.
Like, you know, I like bacon, but I honestly, I feel like bacon even is overrated.
It's just like, yeah, it's pork fat.
It tastes good, but it's not like, it's like this fucking Reddit end-all be-all to food.
I don't know.
I'm more of a, I don't know.
I like, I like all sorts of stuff.
Ooh, Christmas pizza.
That's a good idea.
That's an idea, chat.
Thank you.
Sneeto for 10 says, Josh has actual nightmare.
And then there's a cat box file.
I wonder what this could be.
I'm finally free from them.
Hello, my good sir.
No.
It's like the Twilight Zone.
There was time now.
There was so much time now.
Another alt account for five says, I wish the only key to success online was being thin.
I'm thin and white and have hair, but I have an absolutely intolerable voice that gets me mistaken for a tranny or a gay dude.
Zero percent chance of success.
Do you know who you're listening to right now?
I have never once in my life received a compliment on my voice.
I have like the most annoying vocal fry, unimpressive, unenthusiastic, unintimidating voice of ever.
But I say the N-word, so maybe try that one.
That's your chemical X, buddy, to get you a kickstart.
Ho-ho, Holocaust for one says, WTF is tis diddy a blush.
That's what I was saying.
Shit, man.
Shit.
Fatty Catty for one says, I'm under six foot.
Bro, you're fucking nuts.
I'm under six foot, but I tell people I'm one to two inches under what I am because honestly, when you're under six, it doesn't matter.
5-11 to 5-1 are all.
That's fucking cope, buddy.
That's fucking cope.
Ralph understands 5'1 or 5'11 is the same.
So that's fucking cope.
You're in fucking Copesville, buddy.
Fatty Katty, I once heard was an incel Jew.
Generic username and password for one is, why haven't you made a thread yet for people to draw Christmas themed handsers specifically for the forum?
We should have a Kiwi hamster content every holiday.
There's usually a Christmas art thread, bro.
If you want to go find that, Fatty Katty for one says, another to the Antarctica Fund.
Height Meme Coping Mechanisms00:15:07
I am funding.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Anime Extremist for two says the VTuber Awards and the Crunchyroll Anime Awards are the only mainstream live-streamed award shows worth a damn.
The whole Twitch crowd is woke, gay, not funny, and cringe.
The game awards suck too.
Fascinating take.
Sneedo for one says, Josh didn't know that XQC was French Canadian.
Tabarnock.
I don't know what that means.
I've never heard him speak before, so I didn't know.
Citrus Addict for one says, oh, you know, I'm just starting to think that these Negro things might be a little unstable and violent.
Why would you say that?
Are you saying that because of any kind of per capita valuations?
Ho-ho Holocaust for five says Nigas love drama.
You need to market the forum towards the black streamer community.
It already exists and it's called Lipstick Alley.
Person's account for $100 says Merry Christmas Jersh.
Apparently, my name is the only one that does not get capitalized, but thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Simuligan 2 for 1 says, doom pilling and black pilling about how we're all fucked isn't going to solve any problems at the end of the day.
Yes.
Yes, that is true.
Humble Guardsman for 3 says Theotokis Save Us.
I have no idea who that is, but he probably won't help.
nzux9040 for five cents.
I hate happy holidays.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you.
Not Sperg Zerker for $50 says, Merry Christmas, Josh.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you very much.
A man.
Hey, man.
A manika.
Aman Iga.
Aman Iga for five says, I might have five hot dogs for dinner tonight.
Well, you do you, buddy.
Try not to get cocked by Tyrone, though.
Ho-Ho Holocaust for $10 with the Facebook love emoji as his avatar for some reason says, Your locals' reviews have gotten me into fancy cheeses.
Never knew there were cheeses made locally near me before I looked.
Merry Christmas, man.
Thank you.
If you're that person I sent an email to, yeah, you might be surprised what good dairy farms are in your locale that you can get for cheap because they don't have to ship it and they don't have to market up as much.
Thank you.
Pean Wiener scene for 10 says Merry Christmas null with a video.
Let's take a look.
Oh boy.
What is this?
Happy Christmas.
It is Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
That's stupid.
That's like deliberate.
There's somebody I saw a little video on, so I looked him up.
And it's a TikToker called Donut Mom.
God, I might as well show you this.
Hold up.
I wonder if I can show you Donut Mom.
I think this person's like a normie meme.
If you've heard of Donut Mom, from like outside of like recent drama, let me know.
But they're on TikTok.
And I watch what is the Alex Baby 97.
Okay.
Let me just show you what they do.
This is every video that they do, by the way.
I can open this.
Okay.
So this is their account.
All right.
And you can see it's this really fatigue bitch, right?
But then you see that some of her videos, they get like 200 each.
Now, I've been informed that a 200,000 view video on TikTok is about $200.
So just divide this by $1,000 to get how much money she's making as like a rough estimate.
But her big ones are the multi-like you get over a million views is this one.
And she does the same exact video, literally verbatim over and over again.
It's the same exact fucking thing.
And it gets a million views each, which is over $1,000 in profit.
So this is plate lunch with me for my kids as a loving mom of three.
McDonald's for lunch and 20 nuggets because this is cheaper than getting three separate meals.
And we have drinks at my parents.
So she likes plates the McDonald's in the plastic.
And then she gives them to the kids.
And that's every video.
So I'll just find another one.
I can also show you.
That's the exact same fucking thing.
You can tell which ones they are because they have a million views.
This one has almost 5 million.
Dinner as a lazy mom of three because this is their world and I'm surviving in it.
And then she just dumps out the tostinos on the plate with the fries.
And then she cooks it and then she puts it on the plate and that's it.
And it's like I am convinced.
I want to see the one that I saw because she was a little bit clever about it where it's like I'm plating the food and then the McDonald's bag like sneaks out from behind the counter and is like dumped on it.
This one.
Like it's not doesn't hit you right up front.
And then she like does the thing with like the food.
And it's like each one of these videos gets like a million views, which is like $1,000.
And I really feel like this kind of shit is fake.
Like I don't.
Like maybe she's done house tours and stuff and the inside of her house is disgusting too, which lends some credence to it.
But she has to know like this content is like a low cal, but like a professional.
Because she knows that what happens is, is that angie bitches who want to feel better than some fat white bitch will watch this and think, oh my God, plating McDonald's every meal.
Holy cow.
What a bad mother.
She's really bad.
I'm a better mother.
And that's how these each get like 5 million views.
And she just knows she can just bust this shit out and make $5,000.
Like all she's doing is TikToking herself, putting McDonald's on a plate.
And that's $5,000.
So I'm convinced almost everything that you see on TikTok is fake because there's just no way.
It's just like a way for people to feel better about themselves.
You got Felted 82897 for 2 says, dude, you are 5'9 Max Lamao.
I am not.
Vanity Velvet for one says nothing.
Thank you.
Awakened 34 for 2 says, the five hot dogs thing got me thinking about groceries.
And I would suggest looking into a Sam's Club Costco membership as they sell like things like eggs or hot dogs in bulk for arguably reasonable prices.
okay i don't have a i mean i don't know I'm not really in the bulk hot dog thing.
It's kind of like a downgrade where it's like, you're in Europe and you can eat whatever the fuck nice food you want for cheap because it's like grown on the continent.
And then you move back to the US and you're like, oh, if you're like struggling for money, you can just get a Sam's Club membership and shop with the fucking Indians and you can eat five hot dogs for dinner to save money.
Like, yeah, I'm sure I could.
But I used to eat real food.
Brokeback Phil for 25 says, Merry Christmas, Josh.
I know how I'll be celebrating this year.
And then there's four minutes you want me to watch this?
Oh, no.
Okay, fine.
I'll listen.
Finn, have you ever put a stair banstar up here?
I'm sorry.
I feel like I've seen that in some like stairlift.
Stairlift?
Have you done that?
I've been on a stairlift, but I'm not at it.
Am I?
No.
I guess I've not enough public holidays for you to get that far, is there?
Well, pause because you did it on Christmas.
Oh, it's like a porn thing.
He's like, you got to put like a dildo on your bike seat and then ride the bike while fucking yourself in the ass.
That's gross, bro.
Fuck that.
Crustacean Enthusiast for 10 says, hey, Joe, was wondering if you could put together a video primer on the structure of the internet.
You've had a long rant during the HE fiasco in spring 2023, but I can't find it in the archive.
I mean, I guess every there are seven companies.
They're called tier one providers.
And every ISP just rents connections from them.
So if any of these tier one providers boot you, you're fucked.
That's it.
That's the internet.
They don't like people think of the internet as like this like massive web of connections.
It's not.
Seven companies, entire world.
They get the final say.
Prep the companies, no recourse.
Section 230.
That's it.
Thank you.
Awakened 34 for two says, I had watched an old video that explained why they're able to be so cheap.
And apparently it's similar to gym memberships and that they're profitable.
Profit off those that don't use it.
Yeah, that's how memberships work.
Are you seriously just sending me like 10 messages about fucking Costco, bro?
I watched a video and how they're able to profit.
And apparently, you just sent this.
You must be drunk, bro.
Wait, no.
Wait.
What?
No, you did.
You just sent it to me twice in like a completely different way.
Also, Kirkland brand is pretty good, is the difference here.
Okay, thank you.
Sneeta Staney for one says, Why didn't the gay owl demon save our pirate?
It's all a part of his plan, okay?
He'll be even more rich and famous after this.
Crustacean Enthusiast for five says, Also, did you get that article I sent you after the Indian truck driver thing?
I don't care if you read it.
I just want to confirm you did.
That was a long time ago, buddy.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Sorry.
Sneedle D and Sneal Dumb for $100 says, My spend on the white Russian, the Wyoming Wizard, salted caramel kahlua, eggnog, vodka.
I forget what that one is.
That's a really complicated acronym, and I feel like I'm disappointing you by not knowing what that is.
Is it not praise Cobra's magic?
Hold up.
What the fuck's up?
Is the man, the dream we understand.
I feel like that's wrong.
That's most definitely what's up.
I remember.
Okay.
That's most definitely what's up, tubes.
Yes, that sounds pretty good, actually.
At that point, though, your alcohol just becomes a dessert, and then you're just drinking dessert.
Which is, there's nothing wrong with that.
Eggnog's pretty good.
Thank you very much.
Spingle Cat for one says, What did they mean by this?
And then there is Okami Official for one.
So it's like the official brand account for the wolf.
I've seen this thing, but he's holding like a gun and a basketball.
And I guess this account is black.
Girl that tweets random anime and gaming stuff, blender artists sometimes.
This is a dangerous scroll.
All anime accounts are dangerous scrolls.
I guess that could be racist.
It is a dog.
Dogs are pretty racist.
Matiki for two says, keep coping about the state of women.
Simp.
Always, Mr. No for five says, that's not Stolas.
That's a homosexual character from fucking Hasben Hotel.
Oh, I guess they look similar, so that's why you got the plushie.
Awaken 34 for one says, feel this needs to be said, but Solos is actually a gay owl from a show called Hell of a Boss.
Six probably thinks it's like Alistair Crowley casting spells with sex magic.
So it's literally just the thing from Hasbin Hotel.
Okay.
That was pretty cringe.
Ballistic Characteristic for $20 says, Merry Christmas, dude.
Thank you very much.
Merry Christmas.
I appreciate it.
Citrus Act for one says, imagine being so willfully retarded, you make Catboy Nikki Pooh look rational.
Fucking Brit Bong Mong, I swear.
Yeah, I know, bro.
I've been telling you about him for years.
Since Stanley, for one, says, Leave it to an angloid to fuck up and make the cat boy fucker look good.
I mean, the American right wing is doing him tons of favors, too.
Ho-ho, Holocaust for one says, don't joke about the Holocaust.
I never would.
Mehmataki for two says, Mogg by Catboy.
Brutal.
Red Eyes Black Dragon for 10 says, Hope everyone gets has been good this year.
So Santa could hook you up with the gifts you want.
Be sure to write a letter, though.
And there's a link.
Hi, Santa.
It's me, Angelica.
Oh, yes.
Hello, Angelica.
I just wanted to find out if I'm on the good list or the bad list this year.
Let me check with one of my elves.
Oh, yes, Angelica, you're on the...
Oh, yes, you're on the bad list.
Thanks for calling.
Remember that she gets like a nightmare where she's like being bombarded with coal.
And now that I think about it, I remember that very clearly that there's a special Hanukkah episode, the Rugrats, where they literally just go through the biblical story of Hanukkah.
And there's nothing like that for Christmas.
Because the show is made by Jewish people.
Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, Josh, you get some SpongeBob cologne with this $10.
I don't think I can, but I think that shit sold out.
It seems to be pretty popular.
Sneeto, thank you, by the way.
Sino for one says, Josh, I doubt Ralph even has money nowadays to afford your secret cologne.
I bet it's Dracar Noir.
I'm not going to risk it.
Just Iron, $2.99 for $20.
Thanks for the laughs.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you very much.
Blow Bo Black sold me Fent for $50.
Says the funniest shit I've ever seen, Sarah.
Enjoy your break.
Okay.
I can't.
I can't do that.
I can't.
I want to just tell you.
Do you have a nice car?
Yeah.
What is the price for the car?
Price is a firm $19.9.
I can't go any lower than that.
No, I want to make you a very good offer.
I think it's a clean offer.
Okay, so what's the offer?
I give you $10,000 cash, but out the door.
I don't want $10,000.
I just said $19,000.
But I don't want to pay the tax and DMB, just $10,000.
And I take the tax.
I can't do that.
You can do.
I cannot do that.
You can do that.
This is against the law.
You have to pay the taxes.
You're avoiding taxes.
That's not good.
It's good for $10,000.
It's not good.
Take the cash.
No.
You will be happy.
I will be happy.
I will leave you one very good review.
The car is already worth it.
It's like I have to pay taxes because these guys don't pay taxes and they increase my taxpayer burden as a consequence.
But we need them to make the green line go up.
That's all that matters because, you know, I definitely have a 401k.
And when the green line goes up, I profit from it immensely.
Thank you.
Octavia SalesRep for 20 says, have a Merry Christmas.
Enjoy your vacation.
We'll see you next year.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Haramberger for two says, Jalapi is a beater car term.
It comes from the 20s and 50s when cars were sent to Jalapa, Mexico to be scrapped or resold.
And Americans mispronounce the city name.
The more you know, I did not know that.
Thank you.
Perry Helion 449547 says, Come to Poland, Josh.
We'll help you out.
And the language isn't that hard.
Just confusing at first.
Sorry you feel that way, though.
Maybe I will.
Maybe I will.
Trid66 for two says, God bless you, Josh.
Stay strong, you national transfer.
Thank you.
Mimatiki for two says, you knew coming back was a bad idea, sorry.
I did.
I didn't know how bad, though.
Perhelion 4495 for 7 says, by the way, my favorite non-Slav Rumble is rejecting both of my cards for a couple weeks now.
No idea why.
Feels dirty to pay Neil Mahan.
It is pretty dirty, but yeah, I don't know.
Maybe back in the day, man, I had it sorted.
Pennsylvania Cheese Law Firm References00:08:19
We had donation alerts and gum road.
They were both stable, reliable, predictable.
They showed up on stream.
They were great.
But alas.
Thank you though.
The bugs for one says, when I found your stream in 2019, your voice sounded Slavic.
I thought you were an English-speaking Slav.
No.
It definitely is a thing where it's like when I'm around a place, I start to absorb how it sounds.
And it results in me having a very, very goofy accent.
Mematiki for two says, just be positive, bro.
Life is what you make of it.
So true, King.
Bunker Housing for 5 says, you're joking about how you were mind-controlling us, I think.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Verdeer for 10 says, Merry Christmas.
Trying to keep your chin up, buddy.
I'll try it, buddy.
Thank you.
Hamster for 10 says, have some money for vodka and old bay to cheer you up.
Careful what you wish for.
Thank you.
Tree Licker for one says, I love your gum road.
You don't advertise it like you used to.
Used to have all kinds of funny ideas for videos.
Please make more videos like the Brownie one.
It was so much fun.
The brownie one.
Oh.
There's a video on the gum road.
I have to port the old videos over to locals.
I don't remember which one that was on.
But Ashley Isaacs tried to make a brownie once.
And her mother is helping her, but like her mother is like a retard and she is afraid of food.
As if she touches the brownie, she'll absorb its caloric intake.
So it's just like the two absolute airheads trying to.
And she's doing a thing, by the way.
My commentary on this is one point.
Thank you.
Kotad for one says, Josh is part black because he can't keep a credit card and he likes fat white chicks.
She, that is not true.
I do have a credit card.
I just can't accept payments, bro.
Haramberger for two says, thinking of getting a second part-time job for extra holiday money, considering Auntie Ann's pretzels at the mall, screaming at minorities, then starting a GoFundMe when I get fired.
Thoughts.
It only works if you're a young, thin white woman, bro.
Sorry.
Bunker Housing for 20 says, of course, I like and support you.
Merry Christmas, dear leader.
Is this a reference to something?
I feel like this is a reference to something that's going over my head because I'm in my fourth hour stupor now.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Not even numerals for 20 says, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
You too.
Thank you very much.
Merry Christmas.
Citrus Addict for one says, Mediker Masochist for $5.
Fatty Catty is an NCL Jew.
So I've heard.
Ace of Sneeds for 10 says, blew a bunch of money on Christmas, so this is it today.
But for once, I hope that Ralph Andy Ditch and Jack Selfani all make it three more weeks so Cobes can cinch the rip of the little cow of the year.
I will, since here's my Christmas gift to you, okay?
I'm going to tell you something I have not told a soul besides my attorney.
You ready?
Yesterday, I received an email from someone claiming to be Anna Devechka, which if you don't know, is the Russian word for a young girl.
And I thought that was very strange because it's not like a real name, like Ivanova or something.
It's like a, it's just a word.
And I was like, who?
That sounds fake.
So I looked it up.
And I had reason to look it up because the email I received purported to be from a Pennsylvania law firm representing Andy Ditch, claiming that I had violated all manners of very horrific rights against him and so on and so forth.
But it claimed to be from a law firm in Pennsylvania, from a Pennsylvania phone number.
I looked up the phone number.
It was a Hanover Logistics in Hanover, Pennsylvania.
I looked up the name.
There is no Anna Diliechka.
Doesn't exist.
Looked up the law firm.
No office for it.
Not registered to the Bar Association.
Nothing of the sort.
But it claimed to be a lawyer representing Andrew Ditch.
I can't confirm it's him, which is why I've not posted it.
But if you're a big fan, I should let you know he might have impersonated a woman, made up the most fake Slavic sounding name ever, and then sent me an email demanding a takedown of his thread.
So there you go.
But it could be someone impersonating him, which is why I didn't give it attention.
Ocean Redux for 10 says, I bet chat that you wouldn't read my first message and you did.
So here's 10.
Damn it.
I mean, I always read the super chat messages.
Why wouldn't I?
Thank you, though.
Appreciate it.
Remove Antler Minutes for 5 says, can you offer your commentary on Murray's Cheddar Cheese placing fifth in the international cheese competition?
I haven't had Murray's cheese, but it could be very good.
Okay.
I do think that Cheddar is extremely overrated, though, and I wish Americans would try other shit.
Thank you.
Bunker Housing for 5 says, job fapping to suicide girls, the more you know.
I heard their content is available on torrent sites.
Bro, I'm just saying that when I was a teenager, they were really popular.
I don't know why this is a controversial take.
Hamster for five, you should try watching Clarkson's Farm.
It's pretty entertaining while also showing how insane England treats farmers.
I don't think I can mentally handle that, bro.
Sorry.
Katad for one says, I just re-watched the Mediker Christmas stream where he read super chats for hours.
Let's hold Joss hostage with super berries to see if he can go longer than Jim.
I don't have cancer aids.
I don't have the same charisma for such a thing.
Nice try, though.
Anime Extremist for 5 says, you said that moving back to America might be the worst decision you ever made.
If you were to leave here and go abroad, where would you go and why?
Also, Merry Christmas, Josh.
I love the show.
Thank you.
I would never tell anybody where my backup plans would be.
I'm just letting you know.
If I say Paraguay, it's a joke.
Citrus Ag, for one, says, not true, Josh.
You're throwing a shit pit.
Your voice is super chill and inoffensive.
Uh, that's what i've been told.
I don't believe it, though it always sounds kind of whiny.
Oh, should reduce for 10, says all right, so I will deliver.
For chat.
I told someone, every chat you missed, I would do a ten dollars please.
Miss the last one, please.
I'm rich, but i'm not that rich.
What are you talking about?
I haven't missed anything, bro.
Um, thank you, fatty Catty for one says, merry christmas.
Let us embrace the greatest gift god has ever, greatest gift gift ever given.
Punctuation would help you so fucking much, bro.
God's son to all mankind.
I would appreciate if you did not call me names and say I'm drunk.
I'm just trying to use all my characters per $1 Jew.
Yeah, that sounds like a fucking incel Jew thing, bro.
But thank you.
Haramberger for two says, sorry to hear you so down about 2025.
Your Christmas gift to ring in 2026 says, invites.
Send invites to 26 different DM chains on the forum, including 11 crab shacks, Merry Crimbus.
I have turned my DM invites off.
I just got sick of it.
It's not even the Crab Shack thing anymore.
It's like people just keep sending me fucking DMs for shit that doesn't belong in my DMs.
Like, stop contacting me for moderator decisions.
Stop sending me random music that you listen to.
Like, I have threads for all this shit.
It's a forum.
Post on the forum.
Ho-ho, Holocaust for one says, fuck, bro.
I could murder a plate of Totino's pizza rolls right now.
I am getting pretty hungry, bro.
I'm getting pretty lightheaded and loopy.
But pizza rolls, not really my thing.
Tree Licker for 10 says, you are a skinny queen, always timely and heterosexual.
Look forward to your stream next year.
I look forward to your stream every week.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
I am a skinny queen.
So true, King.
Punk your housing for five says, the Brit Bong Mong should have brought you in.
You would have felt Nick good.
I don't know.
I don't even want to get involved in that.
Because it's like, even if I did epically own Nick Fuentes in a way, nobody could deny.
All it's going to do is bring the fucking rapist pedophile Groypers to fuck with my site and post child porn on it.
It's like, I don't want to deal with it.
Enjoy your fucking catboy king.
Citrus Act, for one, says, Angelica's character is Jewish anti-Aryan propaganda.
Susie is Jewish pro-black propaganda.
Sorry to break it to you.
I grew up with that show too.
I know, buddy.
Katad, for one, says, Ralph was sent to Mexico to be scrapped out like a jalapeno.
Might be true.
Get rid of Chifukash Jacobs Josh Dudd for 10 says, you ever seen the video of Buffalo police unloading in a moving car with houses less than 100 feet in front of them?
I have not.
But I don't know.
I never had a bad encounter with the Buffalo Police.
So I can't say anything too negative about them.
But yeah, I mean, cops are retarded, especially city cops.
Glory Hallelujah Outro Song00:04:16
Thank you.
And Ace of Sneeds for two says, actually, in regards to the regret things, the origin of Hanukkah is not the Hebrew Bible.
They removed it in the third century because it establishes the existence of purgatory.
Really?
I did not know that.
So is it in the Talmud?
Why the fuck do they celebrate it then?
That's very confusing.
Jews are very confusing.
There's a lot of stuff that you would think would be in the Hebrew Bible, the Torah, but it's actually in the Talmud.
All right.
I have a very special outro song picked out.
I didn't know what to play for this, but I think I picked a good choice.
I will see you guys in 2026.
If you're on the gum road, I might see you before then, depending on what certain other people want to do.
But thank you very much.
Everybody's support the stream has been outstanding.
I appreciate it.
I'm trying not to be a negative Nancy.
Don't let my negative nanciness get you down.
You got to be a positive poly in spite of my negative nanciness.
Okay.
On that note, take it easy.
Merry Christmas.
See you soon.
Bye-bye.
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword.
His truth is marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah.
Glory glory, hallelujah.
Glory, glory, hallelujah.
His truth is marching on.
I have seen him in the watch fires of a hundred circling casts.
They have builded him an altar in the evening dews and dance.
I have read his righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lance.
His day is marching on.
Glory, Hallelujah, Glory, Hallelujah.
I have read a fiery gospel written burnished clothes of steel.
As ye deal with my contemners, so with you, my grace shall deal.
Let the hero born of woman crush the serpent with his heel.
Since God is marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah.
Glory, glory, hallelujah.
Glory glory, hallelujah.
His truth is marching on.
He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat.
He is sifting out the hearts of men before his judgment seat.
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer him, be jubilant my feet.
Our God is marching on.
Glory, Hallelujah.
In the beauty of the lilies, Christ was born across the sea with a glory in his bosom that transfigures you and me.
As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free.