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Rebuilding the Computer00:05:17
so similar over Oh, man Oh my God Oh my God This is so good.
What the hell it's like his brain is reprogrammed so that everything he feels he just won 80s It's like he has to pause it.
I feel like he's physically cringing because it's so terrible and he has to live react to it.
Like when they switch over, like the people, the Aboriginals laugh because they know that their shit's fucking garbage.
I think that's why they're laughing because they realize that it's so stupid.
And then he's like, oh, well, I have to like this because of reasons.
So he just says, oh my God, this is so good.
Like if like he's being like he's been abducted by like a psychotic woman who's force feeding him terrible food that she cooked and he just has to pretend that it's good so that she doesn't kill him.
It's kind of like that chat.
No, I should explain something before I proceed into the stream.
I have not changed anything since my last stream.
Despite this, my chat integration with Rumble is not working.
I don't know why my system is just rejecting all the input from the Rumble channel.
It's not like Rumbles change anything.
I haven't changed anything.
It just breaks.
That is technology.
I despise technology more than you can possibly fucking imagine.
I do see the messages on Rumble just having one different monitor.
And I'll try to watch that stuff as it comes in, but it won't add to the viewer account.
I won't add super chats, but I'll just have to manually watch it, I think.
I think that.
Okay, I can see donations on the other screen.
Okay, great.
So I have a way of managing this even without my system.
It just won't show up on the screen.
All right, cool.
Excellent.
Awesome.
Wonderful.
So it is October the 3rd.
Which means, chat, that this is the first stream of October.
Every October, I feel uniquely reinvigorated.
So I have mindlessly changed random things on the forum, much to the chagrin of everybody on the forum.
But that is life.
What the fuck?
Oh, it was a subscriber.
I had your super chat on kick.
How did my system even know what the fuck that means?
Anyways, what was I thinking?
Yeah, okay, listen.
Okay.
What was I talking about?
Oh, yeah, October.
Spooky.
Great.
So October, a special month to me.
My favorite holiday.
Everyone complains.
It says, but there's no Jesus in October.
And this is like secular pagan holiday.
Listen, fuck you.
I don't give a shit.
Shut up.
Enjoy Halloween.
Retard.
That's what we're doing here.
So every weekend, I will be streaming.
I'm going to put out more of the quality quality content that my ravenous fans so rightfully deserve.
This means I will be streaming video games, possibly spooky video games every weekend, probably only on kick, maybe also on the Bad at the Video Games channel that still exists.
Spooky games, maybe walking simulators.
I don't know.
I haven't put together a full roster yet.
Despite my specific instructions that I want games that I can finish in one or two sit-downs and that have to be spooky related, everybody in the Mad of the Internet thread on the Kiwi Farms just randomly suggested every possible fucking game they could think of for no goddamn reason.
So I have to sort through and figure out which ones actually submitted games that are relevant to that limitation because it's not a lot of them.
But then I'll figure out, I don't know.
I might do more than two, but I will try to play games and have fun and spread merriment.
I will also be trying to do the gumroad content, math the internet.gumroad.com.
This weekend, I am finally getting around to rebuilding my computer, which doesn't sound that exciting, but I promise there's a little bit of a twist to this.
You'll get an insight into my madness.
And then, as is tradition, I will do a person stream.
Now, back in the day, I used to do person streams all the time, but my workload has increased.
The amount of time that I can dedicate to doing those is less.
However, every Halloween, I always do a person stream, and this will be no different.
I already have one picked out.
I've already put in a little bit of work into it.
I have something special in mind.
And this Halloween actually falls on a Friday.
So it will be at the normal streaming schedule.
So that's the idea.
I'm going to try to do a lot in October and try to enjoy myself a little bit.
That's it for the roundup.
Now, let's talk about people not enjoying themselves.
Halloween Stream Plans00:15:30
Government people.
Well, they always profit no matter what.
The bill, the budget that they were trying to pass has failed.
And as a result, the government has no budget.
It is rudderless.
It is running on fumes, chat.
What does this mean?
Absolutely fucking nothing.
Every single goddamn time that this happens, literally nothing changes.
And I don't give a shit.
I will remind everybody that if you take a look, there's, I think it's just budget.gov.
Let me find this real quick.
I'll show you.
Federal budget breakdown.
Is it the federal treasury fiscal data?
No, that's the really, is it USA spending?
There's like, this is how stupid the U.S. is.
We have like four different government websites that break down the U.S. budget.
There is one on U.S. Treasury Fiscal Data, treasury.gov.
Then there is USAspending.gov.
And then there is the CBO, the Congressional Budget Office.
So just searching like what the fuck, you will find multiple different agencies just responsible for figuring out what the fuck.
Okay, now this is this is my favorite one though.
This is the Congressional Budget Office, CBO.
So this is our spending.
Let's just break down.
This is our total outlays.
We get $6.8 trillion out the S.
And then our revenues is $4.9 trillion.
Take a look at the mandatory spending.
$1.5 trillion for Social Security, $865 billion for Medicaid or Medicare, and $618 billion for Medicaid.
Let's do a little Matharuski here, right?
Just real quick.
6.8 minus 4.9.
That's a deficit of $1.9 trillion.
Minus that by $1.5 for Social Security.
Minus that by $865 for Medicare.
And then minus that again by $618 for Medicaid.
If you were to just eliminate Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid, you would have a surplus of $1 billion or $1 trillion a year annually.
All we have to do is let old people and the sick die in the streets.
Now, you might think, Josh, that is not YouTube safe.
That is not a YouTube safe opinion.
Fuck it.
I don't care.
I lived in Ukraine and I saw elderly people picking trash out of bins.
And you know what that tells me about them?
They don't have any family and they don't have any community that supports them, despite the fact that they had 70 fucking years to find one.
And you know what that tells me?
They probably suck.
If there's an old person who can't find a church or a community group or their own family to support them, they probably deserve it.
So that's my, that's my proposal.
My modest proposal is we simply let the crippled and elderly die en masse.
And then we would have a surplus of $1 trillion that we could spend on literally anything that we wanted.
How about paying back the debt as an example?
So that's my thought.
The other thought that I have is this.
You ready?
I posited to people.
I said, you know what?
How does the government benefit me in any way, shape, or form?
And the answer that I got was, Josh, you more than anybody else loves the postal service.
A constitutional provision for the government is the ability to create a postal service.
But chat, how about this?
Postal service not affected by government shutdown.
The postal service operations will not be interrupted by government shutdown because it's an independent entity generally funded through the sale of product and services, not by tax dollars.
That sounds like total post office victory.
My stamps.
My stamps carry the Postal Service chat, not the federal government.
They don't.
They don't need the federal.
I mean, sometimes they do.
But generally speaking, day-to-day operations, no, child.
The only other one that I hear that people bring up is, Josh, what about the interstate?
The interstate.
You love to drive, Josh.
What about the interstate?
The interstate budget is funded four to one by federal tax dollars.
So, if you put a million dollars into a road, the government gives the state an additional 4 million.
How much more in state taxes would it cost to bump up the budget of the interstate repair committee enough that they could repair roads on their own?
I guarantee you, dollar for dollar, it's more efficient than the federal government.
My income, I think it's like a quarter to a third now that I'm back in the U.S.
It went from, by the way, I used as an expat, I had a $100,000 tax credit by not living in the country.
Now, I just got to eat shit.
So, every time you give me a super chat, actually, my super chats are tax-free.
Thank you very much.
But previously, a third, a quarter to a third of that was just given to the federal government for what?
To bribe black people into not rioting.
That's basically it.
To pay for Israel.
I get so angry thinking about it.
It's such an absurd thing.
It's like it does nothing.
The federal government does absolutely fucking nothing.
I benefit in no way, shape, or form by the federal government, and it continues to exist.
19%?
Where the fuck do you live?
What state has 19% income tax?
Are you retarded?
19% income tax state.
None.
New York, Oregon, California all have 15% almost.
Where the fuck are you paying 19%?
Are you retarded?
It's true.
Okay, listen.
If you live in New York, Oregon, or California, you are handicapped.
You are mentally handicapped.
Believe it or not, you don't actually have to live there.
It's not like a country.
You can just leave.
They don't want you to know this.
And quite frankly, I don't want people in California to know this, but you don't have to live in California.
You can just leave whenever you want.
You might think, well, I got my job there to quit.
Well, you're living in California.
What job could you possibly be working where you're in California?
And you think, yeah, well, this job is really good.
So I'm going to keep living in California.
Are you fucking dumb?
Are you like retarded?
What's wrong with you?
Do the math, motherfucker.
You keep 50% more of your money.
Are you stupid?
They're already in Texas.
Yeah, I know.
I know how it is.
All right.
What's next?
Fuck the government.
Fuck Japan as well.
So this guy, this is one of the best threads that anyone's ever posted on the Kiwi Farms.
It's very interesting.
It's in Deep Thoughts.
It's by this guy called Steve Pinto.
He's an expat living in Japan.
He says, The owner of 4chan hosts a final Japanese primary election debate.
Every single candidate is hopeless.
So Hiroyiki Nishimura, who is the co-defendant in the lawsuit against Ofcom, is apparently really famous.
For whatever reason, being the prior owner of 2chan, the current owner of 4chan, does not earn you scoring and ridicule like it does in the United States.
In Japan, he's like, oh, that honorable fresh base chamber.
So he gets to host debates between presidential electorates, okay?
Or rather, prime minister candidates.
Now, the way that I understand this is that the LDP, which has basically ran the government in perpetuity since the end of the war, has won yet again, but with smaller and smaller margins.
So they have to pick a bunch of chinky folk who are potentially going to be their prime minister because they just get to decide this and they're deciding to give some options out.
Now, all the we aboves think that this whammen is a base in Chudley, but she's actually kind of retarded.
And they're all actually kind of retarded.
My favorite response to this is this part.
Where's the one with the bunch of question marks at?
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
Decrepit geezer number one, Motoguy burns his two minutes rambling about seeing cell planes in a hangar 20 years ago for no reason anyone can figure out.
He admits to having no expertise on internet topics and rambles incoherently about controlling misinformation.
To which the chat, oh, sorry, I broke everything again.
It's currently repairing.
The chat responded with question marks.
Now, question marks happen to be an interlingual thing, so when your chat is spamming question marks, it's a good indication that they don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I think there was one clip over here.
There we go.
See if this will actually play.
Subtitles auto-translate to English.
I think this part question isn't English.
Let's see.
Okay, here we go.
Get some English.
The question was: you have to be able to speak English really good to Donald Trump because Donald Trump is very important.
So his question is: what kind of country do you want Japan to be?
Answer in English.
Could you explain in English?
In one minute.
Thank you.
What kind of country do you want to do in Japan?
Is that speaking English?
If I was Donald Trump, I'd be very angry.
kind of countryどんな国のようになっていくと初めて観客がざまつきましたねそうですねでもひろきさんらしいこの配信になってきたなというところはあります日米関係の強化というところも挙げてらっしゃいましたからねそれではハヤスさんから伺っていきたいと思いますどんな国のようになっていくと初めて観客がざまつきましたねそうですねでもひろきさんらしいこの配信になってきたなというところはあります日米関係の強化というところも挙げてらっしゃいましたからねそれではハヤスさんから伺っていきたいと思いますお願いします I wouldn't vote for the bullfrog-looking guy.
I don't trust that.
He looks too.
He's too he's a product of a Japanese gene splicing campaign in the 40s, and now he's a frog man.
Thank you very much, Mr. Hiroki.
And I like to make this country peace and hopeful for every people, especially for the younger people, next generation, and also show some schedule in coming 10, 20, sorry years so that the younger people always look to that plan so that they can decide by themselves to what kind of things they're going to achieve.
Thank you very much.
Let's see, you can't do that in democracy, sir.
You have to even state some kind of feudalistic system like China has, because in democratic countries, we look at two and four-year campaign strategies and not necessarily 30-year plans.
Now, China gets to sit down and make 5, 10, 20, 15, 100-year plans on how to take back Taiwan.
But the United States were like, Oh, we have to balance budget.
Wait, the United States does not speak Chinese.
We have to balance the budget and honor our troops and also fight misinformation on the internet.
And we can do this in two years and also give more money to black people from tax pools by increasing the taxes.
That's how we do it.
Okay, that's how democracy works.
So, your plan, no good.
Bad answer: 30-year plan for hopeful people.
That's not going to cut it, sir.
The translator just gave up on this.
They can't translate all that bing-bongo-hoo.
Japan is back.
That's all she knows how to say in English.
You can only say that if there are, like, Japanese warplanes flying overhead with, like, the rising sun flag.
You can't just say that apropos of nothing.
I think that the reason she has the reputation of being the chudly among the candidates is that she wants to send all the Indians back.
I'm pretty sure that was one of the big sticking points, is like the Indian migration here.
She says Japan's back then switches to Japanese.
She says she wants stronger ties with India and Africa so Japan can regain presence on the global stage.
Okay, I remember she was billed as the Chudlier candidate, but she's a simp retard for India.
That's no good.
I don't want to hear her simp for India.
I want to hear more Japanese.
They get really excited when you say that.
You say Japan is back, like, I didn't even try.
If I was Donald Trump, I would be very unimpressed by this show.
I expect more Japanese, more English.
I want to hear more.
Back in English.
The last character I'm going to do it.
The last character I'm going to do it.
He's got really big ears for that face.
He's got like this small baby face, and he's got like these huge ears.
You can't whisper around this motherfucker.
He'll hear you.
I give up.
I expected more fucking Japanese jingrish.
I'm not getting that.
The only person who delivered a Jingrish was the whammen, and her answer was good.
Unfortunately, her idea of Japan is back is to give us Infinity Indians, which apparently is a thing.
Apparently, even China is now allowing Infinity Indians into their country.
I don't know what is it about the Indians that are so alluring to politicians?
They must give like really good head.
Like when the Japanese and Chinese and American ambassadors visit India, Modi must like suck them clean.
That's the only explanation that I have for this shit.
Because nothing else matters.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying, what else could possibly be worth it?
Very good tantra.
Yeah, the tantra.
That's how they that's how they survived as a culture when they were conquered by the Mughals and then the Indians.
They had that tantric philosophy that has been perfected over generations.
How to please your conquerors so that they don't hurt you too bad.
The Indian survival strategy.
Unfortunately, now this is the Indian millennia.
All right.
Gamergate Origins00:05:24
Let's see here.
Is this translated into English?
It is.
Oh, okay.
I got you.
Okay, so I'm going to read this for the first time.
Get ready for pain.
This was clipped by Neager.
And this guy called what's his name?
Oh, Nathan Grayson.
You probably, you probably know who Nathan Grayson is if you're like a big Mediker fan because this is the OG Gamergate.
If I remember correctly, Nathan Grayson was one of the kotaku journalists who got accused of having sex with Zoe Quinn.
Was he one of the five guys?
I believe that he was one of the five guys.
I'm not 100% sure.
I think he was, though.
Nathan Grayson, the five guys.
Okay.
He was.
Okay.
He has since written a book, a memoir called Stream Big.
And he has an entire chapter dedicated to Queen Cafals, who recently retired and gave up and now just wants to run a sex shop in Northern Ireland for trannies and BDSM and PolyQuest, I guess.
So this is Nathan Grayson's Stream Big, the Queen Cafal's chapter.
I will read this the best that I can.
In response to threats, both physical and virtual, Sorenti expanded her network even further.
While in Ireland, she secured the services of Chelsea Manning, the trans whistleblower who was imprisoned from 2010 to 2017 after linking classified U.S. military and diplomatic documents to WikiLeaks.
I hired Chelsea Manning's security consulting firm.
It was so fucking surreal.
We were both sitting on Murray's couch.
She was securing my laptop when the BBC announced that the queen died.
Within the same timeframe, Kiwi Farms also evidently decided to pick on a high-profile target of an entirely different sort, United States Representative Marjorie Taylor Green, a far-right conspiracy theorist so infamous that said designation is word-for-word part of her Wikipedia entry.
Dude, this guy, what a fucking loser.
Yeah, the far-right neo-Nazi terrorist website went after the far-right congresswoman.
And the is so far-right that even in Wikipedia, it said that she's far-right.
Like, that's the kind of circuitry we're talking about with these subhumans, is that they just say, like, dude, even Wikipedia said that she's even Wikipedia, the best information source ever to exist, ever.
Bro. Green called for the site's removal after being swatted by someone who claimed to be associated by the Kiwi Farms following the incident.
The police said they received a call from a person using computer-generated voice when they attempted to swap Green because of her stance on transgender youth's rights.
Yeah, that sounds like the Kiwi Farms, Royal.
Isn't it concerning that such a website exists? Green said in an interview with Newsmax.
That website needs to be taken down.
There should be no business or any kind of service where you target your enemy.
In late August, Cloudflare CEO and Vice President Eliza Starzart published a lengthy blog post jumpifying the company's decision to continue providing services to the Kiwi Farms.
While critics pointed out that Cloudflare had previously revoked security services from neo-Nazi site The Daily Stormer, a notorious message board 8chan, Prince and Starzark said that the authoritarian regimes ended up trying to convince Cloudflare to terminate services to human rights organizations using similar justifications.
Ultimately, they concluded the power to terminate security services for the sites was not a power that Cloudflare should hold, which was the correct determination.
However, just a few days later, in early September, Prince did a 180, evidently recognizing what had been true all along.
Kiwi Farms wasn't only trading in bigotry, semicolon incorrectly, its users were making violent threats.
Following the decision, users of any Cloudflare services who tried to visit the site were greeted by a Cloudflare block page due to an imminent and emergency threat to human life.
The content of the site is blocked from being accessed through Cloudflare's infrastructure.
At the time, Kiwi Farms effectively went offline, and Sorinti and her team declared victory.
The campaign is over.
We won, she wrote in a statement on Twitter.
Many sites have faced pressure campaigns to be deplatformed like HN Daily Stormer or Sill Online.
They nevertheless completely impotent.
Whether or not we are able to completely remove Kiwi Farms from the lowercase high internet, which one is irrelevant to the fact that the goals of our campaign have not only been achieved, but have achieved more than we could have ever expected.
But this still was not the end, nor did the end come after Kiwi Farms fled into the embraces of other service providers like Russian company DDoS Guard.
Nor did it come when the internet archive, which allowed users to visit long-gone iterations of web page remote multiple instances of the Kiwi Farms.
And it did not come around a month later when Kiwi Farms found hosting and security services thanks to two companies notorious for keeping far-right sites afloat, VonwaTech and Epic.
It is hard to know if the end will ever come.
As of fall 2023, a group of online activists continued the fight against Kiwi Farms, despite it being what the Washington Post called a Sisyphian battle.
That's my word.
You don't get to call yourself Sisyphian when you're the one causing problems.
Let's see.
The Sisyphian Battle00:14:23
It is October 2022, and Sorinti is at TwinchCon.
Numerous crowds intersect and disentangle in the towering halls of the San Diego Convention Center.
Some attendees walk at a leisurely pace, chatting with friends en route to an inventor panel, or perhaps simply lunch.
Wow, really painting the scenes of people at a convention center.
Bravo, Grayson.
Bravo.
Others frantically follow their favorite creators like ducklings waddling their tiny tails to keep up with their mother.
Sometimes these tiny worlds, pocket dimensions born of parasocial bonds, threaten to collide, bringing all foot traffic around them to a standstill.
The space itself is open, but navigating it is akin to moving through a labyrinth.
The walls are other people.
AI could have written that.
Please over-explain what it's like to move through a crowd.
Sorinti and her friends walk towards an escalator down towards the show floor.
Just before she gets on, however, a TwitchCon attendee pulls her aside.
They recognize her through the crowd, they say, and they want an autograph.
Initially taken aback, she decides to fulfill the request and then send them on their way.
Sorrenti, who began streaming near the peak of the pandemic and who's following only recently experienced exponential growth, is not used to this kind of treatment.
Coming from a political activism background, she never expected to be a star.
When was this written?
Was this written in 2023?
This is like recently.
Stream big Nathan Grace.
If I search this, it doesn't even like show up on the search results.
Published February 2025?
Okay.
Mild awkwardness, however, is much better than the alternative.
Even in this moment, she moves around TwitchCon, trailed by a security guard provided by the convention.
Potential danger lurks around every corner.
Kiwi Farms, even in its diminished state, remains a concern.
They speak of the site like it's Voldemort.
Like the like poor poor Keffels is like Harry Potter.
But don't worry, Dumbly Door is there.
But who knows?
The Dementors or where the bad guys?
Is it the Death Eaters?
The Death Eaters could be there, bro.
The Death Eaters, just like in Northern Ireland.
Does Bolden Mark have power in regular Ireland or just Northern Ireland?
Does he just like take over like the king?
Is he like the king of England now?
And he can't go to the regular Republic of Ireland, though.
They have like Molotovs and AK-47s.
We'll shoot at them.
She hung out with the smaller streamer friends at their Airbnb.
There was a video Pope sent to her alternate Twitter account and they assume that's what she was saying.
They said she could probably figure out where she is.
Their cyber stalking never panned out, however, because Sorrenti did not divulge her real location, a nearby hotel.
And Doxers wasted their time on a red herring.
Even so, you might wonder why, after months of running, Sorrenti decided to make an appearance at such a public event.
Yeah, that's what a lot of people ask.
Why'd you spend a bunch of money to fly back to the U.S. and publicly announce your location if you're like living in terror?
And he was like, um, they have really good drugs in LA.
Um, isn't this asking for trouble?
Sorrenti and her team didn't think so.
In a twisted sort of way, TwitchCon is just about the safest place on earth for someone who is specifically at risk of getting swatted.
Bro, it is like Harry Potter.
It's like Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is the safest place on earth because Dumbly Door put a protective anti-swatting spell around it.
Because it's Twitch, stalking, harassment, and swatting is something that they're used to on the platform.
Immediately, you could reach out to them and say, this is the situation.
They understood and got security detail any time.
She's in the venue.
But with threads on Kiwi Farms and Doxban about her continuing to grow, the threat still feels present.
As it has for months, indeed, most users on sites like Kiwi Farms don't want their targets gone.
They want to play with their prey.
God, there's two more pages.
Can I show you my favorite one? Sorinti said from her hotel bed, referring to kind messages from supporters.
Kiwi Farms can be really funny sometimes in the way they make fun of me.
If they don't dox me, I doubt they would.
I never would have gone after them.
I don't think that he was dox before because he was mad at the Kiwi Farms over making fun of him, over me specifically making fun of him.
And then he jumped out.
They call him Keffels, the Twitch streamer Tranny.
He's a massive Twitter addict.
In response, Sorinti chuckles and says, so true.
The song touches on pretty much everything Kiwi Farms uses to justify going after Sorinti.
That she's trans, which in their eyes means she's a groomer.
That she used to be a part of a Discord server called the Catboy Ranch.
That ratios bigots online.
And more other vulgar observations.
As the song plays, Sorinti, Barrett Jay, and Murray all laugh and quietly sing along.
We've heard it a lot.
What is the name of this song?
They play a song, an acoustic guitar about it with a surprisingly decent production lyrics like, I had not heard this.
Is this a real thing?
How does Keffels have a secret Kiwi Farms song that I've never heard of before?
Kiwi Farms have created numerous tributes to her along these lines.
Memes, songs, videos, and works of fan fiction and fan art.
In many ways, they act just like a fan group would, observing her every move and turning her life into the axis around which their community orbits.
More so than even some of her biggest fans.
They watch all her streams.
Some of their more elaborate projects have clearly taken hours of work, if not days.
The person who posted the song in question took time of studying for exams to write and record it.
It's akin to the way Dream's most obsessive stands rally around him, treating his every word and deed as gospel to be documented and added to some holy tome.
Increasingly, hate mobs on platforms like Twitter, Discord, and YouTube behave almost indistinguishably from fans.
There's grim incentive structure underlying all of this, coming together and assembling what feels like a big, important project for fun, surrounded by like-minded individuals.
Doing so can confer meaning in a world that constantly deprives people of agency, of a chance to do anything other than work a boring job and make it through each gray day.
It begins to resemble purpose.
But these aren't fans.
It's weird, Sorinti says.
It's like parasocial hatred.
Why, though?
Why band together to torment somebody in such relentless dedication?
Burnett believes it's because extremist online pipelines, platforms, videos, and creators that persuade people to embrace hateful audiology often lead to lonely places.
They get ostracized from everywhere.
This behavior on Kiwi Farms was the first thing that got them socially rewarded that pulls these kids in.
So like 16-year-old who did the song wasn't finding a home, but they finally found a home with people who would accept them for this.
And then they had to keep doing it to keep getting that same level of community acceptance.
That's how groupthink happens.
Okay, and this is the last page.
I had a friend who was targeted by Kiwi Farms in 2015, and she asked me to monitor the thread for her.
Jack River Boat Jack Gardner, a trans Twitch streamer and acquaintance of Sorrenti.
And so I stayed up through an entire night watching in real time as these people picked apart a complete stranger's life in order to try and ruin it.
It was horrifying.
I think a lot of people knew abstracts about Kiwi Farms before Sorinti came around.
It wasn't until she made herself a lightning rod that people were forced to look and reckon with what the Kiwi Farms is actually doing.
Tuzakov pointed to the way the situation echoed back to discoveries made by activists about PayPal, Airbnb, and other companies in the wake of 2017 Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, which resulted in the death of a woman named Heather Heyer.
It was revealed that many of the tech companies were pretty happy to take white supremacist money as long as they didn't suffer reputational damage.
For them, it was worth it when no one cared, but now it's no longer worth it.
The internet's history.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
The internet's history, she believes, is a natural origin point for this troubling dynamic.
The United States government preferred a very private sector-led commercial approach.
You have very early internet adopters and scholars and groups like the Electronic Frontier Foundation today taking very much a stakeholder approach when the government should play a very light touch role.
But what happens when companies themselves are the problem?
Good fucking question.
What is the correct answer when private companies can just shut shit down because they don't like it and because trannies are complaining?
That's a really great question, matter of fact.
The answer to Kiwi Farms is not more speech, but enforcing criminal laws against harassment and deoxing and incitement to violence and death threats.
I think this is one of the things where even when there's a move to regulate internet platforms, the fundamental conflicts between people who are arguing for a light touch, industry-led, civil society-led approach and people who argue that there needs to be more direct probably consequences.
Trannies won't give up, Chad.
They want to take away the freedom to make fun of trannies for being gross retards.
And in fact, we here have a clip of somebody completely unrelated to this.
We have a clip of somebody who is censored by corporations.
Corporations who use their power and influence and legally protected rights to harass and abuse the memories of people that others care about, Chad.
And it's quite tragic.
So I'm going to let the colonel explain what's going on.
Here we go.
I already posted this once, but I'm going to do it again because people missed it.
Kentucky Fried Chicken has blocked me on social media.
For those who are new, I'm Colonel Sanders' great-great-great-nephew.
I'm the last Sanders in his family line.
That does not mean I'm the last family member in his family line.
My page has been dedicated for many years to upholding Colonel Sanders' legacy and the Kentucky Fried Chicken history.
And that involves more than just Kentucky Fried Chicken, but all the fast food restaurants my family was involved with, either making or helping start.
They blocked me for upholding his true history to let people know who he actually was.
And they blocked me for calling out their advertising team as weird, disrespectful, and disgusting.
Over the last decade, they have sexualized my uncle for marketing purposes.
They have encouraged fans to sexualize him as well.
I cannot and will not support a company that does that.
My response to Kentucky Fried Chicken blocking me is, do you want to know how to make their chicken?
Truly, generally, they're chicken.
This recipe I put together through facts.
There is a lot of ingredients on here that could be proven through public information.
I gathered all that together and broke it down for you in several videos on my YouTube channel.
So let Kentucky Fried Chicken deny this.
If they do, I'll say, prove it.
I have facts and receipts to back up my recipe.
Show us what yours is.
The other ingredients on this list that cannot be proven through public information is from my cousins on Lee Cummings' side.
Because Cousin Lee was the nephew that needed the recipe.
Not Joe Lennington.
Not that bullcrap that was leaked in 2016.
Lee Cummings, nephew of Colonel Sanders, the Colonel's sister's son, knew what the recipe was.
This was proven because he was sued in court for knowing the recipe that he could not use the recipe.
Here's a snippet of proof for that.
He was barred from using five key ingredients of the original recipe in his own recipe.
So he had to change his recipe up to be able to sell it.
Cousin Lee wrote down the recipe and saved it in his recipe book.
I dare not tell you.
I always said the recipe is not an heirloom.
It was not handed down by the colonel throughout the family.
I didn't say anything about Cousin Lee.
My grandfather and I came up with the.
Oh, now it breaks.
Okay.
At the very end.
I want to see my chicken video, goddammit.
I always said the recipe.
I didn't say anything about Cousin Lee.
My grandfather and I came up with the.
Is that how it?
There's no way.
I can't.
I can't have luck that bad.
This is like the one video that I intended to play that I just didn't play.
I didn't download because I just thought it's like a two-minute long video about fried chicken.
There's no way that would fucking break.
Hold up.
I'm trying to force it through.
Give me a second, chat.
It's so weird.
It's like downloading like a little bit at a time.
Ah, I got it.
I just had to force it through.
I already posted not from the recipe book.
Those are from our own.
You yourself could play around with the measurements.
Wait, here's the measurements, chat.
Where is that?
Oh, there it is.
Proven fake.
Well, that's not it, though.
To your liking.
The measurements I'm providing, mother and I came up with the measurements.
The measurements are not from the recipe book.
Those are from our own.
You yourself could play around with the measurements and tell it's to your liking.
The measurements I'm providing is what my family likes.
Well, at the start, this is the chicken we cook in our house.
Now you could cook it at your house.
He does look like the colonel.
I'm going to be real with you.
Okay, look, if you guys, if you guys make this recipe, let me know.
Show me your chicken.
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
One tablespoon.
Why does it say one sage tablespoon?
Is it like one and a quarter tablespoon of sage?
Two and a quarter teaspoons of cloves.
Three and a quarter teaspoons of nutmeg.
Four and a half teaspoons of cinnamon.
Five red peppers and two pinches.
These are like terribly written.
Wait, Okay, these are like numbered.
These are like numbered one through ten.
So you're not putting in ten black peppers.
Okay, I got you.
I got this.
Is really terribly written.
If I was going to diverge a secret Colonel Sandra's recipe before the KFC, like corporate executives took me out by like a sniper fire, I would do a better job of writing down the recipe so that a regular person could understand this.
Parlo's Legal Trouble00:15:43
Okay.
He says very importantly, you have to use cake flour.
That's very important, chat.
Listen, if you make this chicken, show me.
I don't get to eat anymore.
So I don't get to make fried chicken anymore.
I have to like just starve continuously, chat.
But I would like to eat more.
But if I could, I would make fried chicken, chat.
I do.
I also miss fried chicken.
I can't have one piece.
No.
Bro, you can't go to KFC and just say, sorry.
Sorry, I want one drumstick.
Give me one drum.
It would look at you like you just spat in their fucking face.
What the fuck do you mean one drumstick?
He's fucking poor.
You fucking homeless.
What's wrong with you?
You piece of shit.
Get the fuck out of here.
That's what would happen.
You'll get kicked the fuck out.
Anyways, okay.
Fried chicken.
Agenda poster is not banned, by the way, but this is another reference here.
So this is a book called Terror Culture in Germany.
Okay, by Nicholas Stoyek.
So this is what it says in German.
I'm not going to read this part because I don't, I can't.
It's very difficult to read.
I tried reading this.
It's very difficult.
This is what it says in English.
Now, this is a book about terror attacks and how terror attacks propagate on the internet.
And a user agenda poster on the Kiwi Farms.
If you remember that terror attack in, I believe, man, was it the one where the guy takes like a firecracker, a pollen baller, and throws it at like the door of a synagogue?
And then he kills like one lesbian woman, one middle-aged woman walking down the street.
And that's it.
And he says, that was my action.
No, it says August 12th, 2024.
So I'm forced to assume that this was like not.
This was recent.
I'm trying to remember what this was.
I'll just read this.
Okay.
It says, on August 12th, 2024, 18-year-old Turk Ada Kuchokatium carried out a knife attack in a park in a Turkish city of Ekishiha.
No, I'm wrong.
Okay.
The attacker broadcasted a live stream and left the manifesto.
The perpetrator was ridiculed on the relevant M account platforms.
First, according to the user agenda post on Form Kiwi Farms, the attack was, quote, the gayest attack I've ever seen.
Weak saw shit, pure internet brain rot mental illness.
Second, incomprehension was expressed as to why someone belonging to the spectrum of non-whites in which the M account had declared to be a racial enemy group would carry out an attack in which he made positive references to the M account explicitly to Brevik and Terran.
So for some reason, German researchers are reading the Kiwi Farms and noting when agenda poster approves or disapproves of knife attacks in Turkey.
So that is our update on the terror culture, chat.
And I guess that nigger just spends his time on Google Books searching for Kiwi Farms.
Okay.
Brief update on Dr. Robert L. McKim, evangelist Dr. Robert R. McKim.
I have not played any clips of this guy in forever.
Now you can see here he is covered in glitter and is shirtless.
I'll let him explain himself, chat.
Hello, this is evangelist Dr. Robert L. McKim Sr. from Carrollton, Ohio.
Ever since I made the video about Charlie Cook and him being assassinated for his faith, for what he believed in, not just with the government here in the United States of America, but his faith in Jesus Christ, God, and the Holy Spirit.
I'm receiving hate things again in the mail.
I just received a package in the mail.
And is it kind of vague?
Other than it's from the United Kingdom.
Oh, no.
Chat, if you ever get a package from the United Kingdom, just throw that fucker away.
Nothing good will ever come out of that.
To me as Reverend Robert McKim.
My address.
And it says it's from a Gary R-I-T-T-L-E-G, Hoover, 100 Hoover Road, Bristol, Avon, and United Kingdom.
But there's no company name.
Actually, when I opened it up, it literally exploded onto me all of this glitter.
Now that's a POV.
It's mostly on this side of me.
Yeah, I don't have a shirt on because I was just, I just got home from doctor's appointment, so I took my shirt off so I can put another shirt on when I opened up the mail and exploded on me.
It's not like that card I got before that was playing music.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
But exploded glitter.
This literally just, as soon as I took it out of the package, it exploded and then it went all over me in my chair.
I mean.
Who is this guy?
Okay, very brief.
He's an old school person that's been on the forum for a very long time.
He's just some guy from Carrollton, Ohio, as he explains.
He and his wife are both aged and sick.
He's effectively just like a YouTube pastor.
From what I remember, his interests include listening to police scanners because, of course, because everyone, weirdos love to listen to police scanners for some reason.
And he just gets trolled online really easily.
So anytime anyone leaves a negative comment, he makes a video like this where he like seethes at them and just shows people that he is being trolled.
So he's just like a very humble simpleton.
And for whatever reason, someone from the UK sent him a glitter bomb.
And instead of like just being like, ah, fuck, and then washing it, like going into a shower and just washing it off.
Like, I know it's really, really hard to get glitter off of you, but instead of just doing that, he simply succumbs to the glitter trolling and boots up his camera to announce to the world.
I have been glitter bumped.
I think he does this because it's like a humble brag.
Like, look at these slings and arrows I take for our Lord Jesus Christ.
I am truly a Vikar of Jesus here on earth.
I'm a God warrior.
It's just very weird.
So he's a very nice slow burn for people who enjoy old school locales.
But someone featured this, so I figured I would share it.
Good old Bob McKim.
Still kicking, chat.
So this is in the Government Did Something award.
The FBI has succeeded in convicting Giancarlo Morelli, who is from New Jersey, and he was a purchaser of monkey torture porn.
And he has been given four years in prison, in federal prison, for the procurement of animal crush photography, chat.
I won't get into details about what he was buying.
But yeah, four years seems really low.
But generally speaking with animal stuff, that's actually pretty high.
We don't really like the laws for protecting animals and that kind of shit are like really, really weak sauce because they're so rare, partly.
But the government has been enforcing the monkey torture laws more and more recently.
A lot of these, these animal sadists people have been going to prison.
So good stuff, chat.
Happy for the government.
Always nice to see that my tax dollars go to something every so often, chat.
And that's all I have to say about that.
Another guy arrested.
This is Parlo.
This guy is, let's see how many he has.
He's a Roblox YouTuber.
And I think he's an anti-Ruben Sim person.
Let's see.
The YouTuber who got Parlo arrested.
Where's his actual channel at?
Only 4,000.
Oh, wait, 630,000 subscribers.
That's a lot, actually.
What does he make?
Let's see what this wait.
He has no videos.
Did he delete all his videos?
Big news.
There will be two massive videos which will be released at the end of the week.
Stay tuned.
And then join, donate to his GoFundMe.
Parlo got arrested.
Okay, this is his side of the story, I guess.
What is this?
He is showing his fluxetine capsules.
What is a flu ox and time?
Prozac.
Okay.
And then what's the other one?
This has to be like some kind of, oh, wait.
R.R.I.P. is, what is this?
Antipsychotic, use, atypical antipsychotic medication used to treat a medical mental and mood disorders such as schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, major depressive disorder, irritability associated with autism, and Tourettes.
Okay, fascinating.
So he posted this.
He's raised 175 pounds sterling on a 650,000 YouTube channel.
He says, hello, my name is Parlo, and I operate a YouTube channel calling out bad actors and covering extremely important situations in the Roblox community, oftentimes ensuring the platform is a safer place.
Oftentimes, the rest of the time, he's making it worse.
Recently, I have been the victim of a horrific witch hunt by a number of online individuals attempting to harass me, defame me, and ruin my life over lies.
I have been since diagnosed with severe depression and anxiety and have been prescribed medication.
The situation has caused immense mental distress.
I do not ask for anything that you do not feel comfortable sending, but if you wish, I ask a small donation to help pay for my expenses, food, rent, and other amenities in this horrible period of time with the potential funds for further action I may take.
Well, buddy, with that 175 pounds sterling, you can probably get a single KFC drumstick if they will even sell you just one.
Maybe a cardboard box to sleep at, sleep in on the streets of London with the other homeless packies, and potentially enough of a lawyer's time to say hello and maybe shake his hand.
Sorry, a solicitor's time.
Maybe you could probably get more mileage out of a McKinsey friend.
I heard that they're cheaper.
So good luck with that.
He had to look at child pornography.
What?
Well, okay.
20 minutes.
Okay, here's what we're going to do.
We're going to take this URL.
We're going to go to notebooklm google.com.
I'm going to go to create new.
I'm going to pop in this YouTube URL.
I'm going to wait for it to process.
Okay.
This is a defense video.
It says the false arrest of YouTuber Parlo.
Guam Go details the false arrest of Roblox YouTuber Parlo by the YouTube police, UK, sorry, not the YouTube police, the UK police on September 11th, by Vei, following a campaign of misinformation.
The dub situation, a series of false claims made by a person named Dupe on the Pyro Cynical subreddit, filed a misleading police report.
Said that, oh, the guy apparently, Dupe, was apparently claiming to be 17 when he sent nudes, but that's apparently false.
He was wrongfully detained for 12 hours.
He wants to take legal action.
Okay.
So what is what is someone in YouTube chat explained that he was arrested for looking at child pornography?
What is the dupe response to this?
That he was under, that he lied about his age.
Roblox PDF files who are currently putting children in danger can't get arrested, but someone who is just making documentary videos gets arrested.
Humanity is a failed experiment.
Quoting Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog.
This is pretty cutting.
We went from Schlepp getting banned, now Parlo got arrested.
This year is a fever dream.
Why don't they use this energy for actual predators?
The fact that Diddy ran away, but Parlo got falsely arrested is just crazy.
The Diddy said, and we need that Turkey Tom.
The Diddy situation is crazy.
No, sorry, it's not Turkey Tom who does this.
It's most critical.
They didn't have proof to arrest Parlo and had proof to arrest Potimer.
Are the authorities really this corrupted?
Corrupted by who?
The Roblox administration?
Okay.
Let me ask the notebook LM, what is the most relevant time stamp to play a single minute or two of to get an idea of the video's thesis?
Let's see if the notebook LM can help.
This is how I'm going to do my streams on.
I have a Google co-pilot that's going to help me be fucking lazy about this.
I'm going to just play the first one.
Intro.
For the last few weeks, I've seen you.
This is a very serious situation.
Someone has been falsely arrested under fake claims of child pornography.
Zoom in dramatically to the Roblox avatar, a self-insert character.
Countless comments asking the same question.
Where did the Roblox YouTuber Parlo go?
It's been almost three weeks since he last uploaded, and today I'm going to answer that question.
To put it simply, on September 11th, Parlo was falsely arrested by the UK police after a wave of false reports connected to the dupe situation were made.
If you're unfamiliar with what that situation is, I'll explain everything in this video and show you why.
This is a gross misuse of the justice system and how the UK police were misled and used their authority in an attempt to find something that wasn't.
If dupe, you just destroyed your.
Whatever the fuck you're going to say in this video is retarded, bro.
If your argument is that he didn't receive child pornography because the guy was over 18, but in the conversations he's saying he's 16 or 17 and he still accepted the pornography of this person, then he still received what he believed was underage pornography, Phonography.
Where Did Parlo Go00:03:43
So, how do you how do you like throw a fit over this?
How do you say that?
Like, you just that one screenshot just fucked up your whole vid, bro.
There, but before we get into all of that, I need your help to make sure that the truth actually gets out.
Please make sure to like this video, subscribe to the channel, and comment your thoughts on the situation.
Also, share wait, so he even linked this video, has 450,000 views, and he linked the GoFundMe.
And that's the GoFundMe that has 175 pounds sterling from 17 donations.
Let's crank the numbers here, real quick, doing more math on the Maddie stream.
4,000 or 454,769.
Actually, I want to divide 17 by that number.
The calculator has broken.
It was unable to give me a decimal that accurately represents how few people converted from viewer to donor.
This video with a friend, it really helps to spread the truth and fight back against the misinformation that's been going around.
With that being said, let's get into the video.
Now, before we talk about the arrest itself, let's go back and explain what the dupe situation is.
What do you mean kids don't have money?
I somehow, I remember when Kony 2012 happened, I got the box, bro.
I got the box with the t-shirt, with the stickers, with the limited edition collectible, with the mint condition box.
Okay, so when I was a kid, I had enough disposable income.
I remember when I was 12, I got a this is a true story.
I got a discover credit card.
It had a credit limit of $100.
And I remember I tried to, and I swear this is fucking true.
I'm not making this up.
You could, since it was a kid's credit card, you could request like a special picture be put on it.
And I requested the O'Reilly owl because I thought that was like the funniest thing ever.
And they said that they couldn't do it because the owl was copyrighted or something.
Like they thought it was like a brand or a mascot.
So they refused to put it on my credit card because they didn't want to do copyright infringement.
So I got a picture of a Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton that I took at the Smithsonian.
And I used that instead.
So I had a Tyrannosaurus Rex credit card as like a 12-year-old with a credit limit of $100.
And I used it to buy a Kony 2012 collectible edition box.
So if I wanted to help my favorite Roblox YouTuber escape false accusations of receiving child pornography, I would have had the financial means to do so.
If kids are less financially prepared than I was these days, that is bad news for society.
Was because this entire false arrest revolves around that.
Earlier this year, Parlo announced that he would be making a video about Pyrocynical, exposing all the allegations that Pyrocynical managed to escape accountability for.
Specifically, the allegations, with just one of the many insane accusations being Pyrocynical having a romantic relationship with the 14-year-old while he was 18, and even admitted that he was willing to wait until they turned 16 to make things official.
That kind of very dramatic music.
Can I get the OST for your My Friend Is Not a Pedophile video?
This is like sounds like a Final Fantasy cutscene soundtrack where the anime girl gets slaughtered by Sherigeth or whatever.
And Parlo was calling it out publicly.
However, instead of people supporting him for taking a stand, many began to harass him for simply speaking up.
And this is where things took a darker turn because that's also how the dupe situation first surfaced.
In April of 2025, a person named Dupe went onto the Pyrocynical subreddit and started spreading false claims about Parlo.
In his post, someone in chat laments that Pyrocynical didn't get canceled.
The Dupe Situation00:04:16
And I remember his defense very clearly.
It was actually genius.
This guy was a genius.
He came out and he said, look, I'm gay.
And that means I'm a degenerate.
And I don't care who wanted to fart on me.
If you were willing to fart on me, I accept you open arms, no questions asked.
And everyone just shrugged and was like, whatever, I don't care.
I think even on my stream, when I heard his response video, even I said, yeah, I don't care.
He's like gay.
And this gay boy wants to get farted on.
I don't care about him.
And some people got really mad at me for that take, but it's just the truth.
It's just human nature.
I have no protective instincts for a teenage boy who wants to get farted on.
Okay.
I just, no part of my brain lights up like this is an aberration of normality and must be protected at all costs.
This innocent child, like, bro, he's like 16 and already trying to get farted on.
Like, let's reinvest our time, money, effort, energy, and concern into something that can actually be fixed or saved.
Okay.
This is a waste.
This is a, this is, we're cutting our losses with this one.
He's gone.
Sin, send him into the fart dimension.
There's no point.
There's no point.
Okay.
And last, speaking of farts, Kash Patel has cut ties with the ADL.
Apparently, Comey or whatever, not to be confused with the Nigerian or East African or wherever the fuck he was from, a warlord who ran like a religious cult and made child warriors.
But the one that ran the FBI for a little while.
Yeah, Comey, not Coney.
Comey said, we have to use the ADL to protect America from misinformation about Jews.
And Kash Patel said, actually, SAR, we need the ADL.
We need the IDL to defend us from misinformation about Indians.
We don't need this ADL anymore.
So the ADL has been kicked out of the FBI.
And supposedly, the SPLC will also be getting kicked out of the FBI's program.
Now, it's an hour and 15 minutes in, chat.
There's some stuff that I want to talk about.
I'm already getting a little bit too risque for YouTube and Neil Mahan.
So this is the time of the stream where I must ask the YouTubers to scan the QR code and to switch over to Kik, Kik.com, Eddie's platform, Evil Eddie, somehow less evil than Neil Mahan.
And if you do this, I promise you will be rewarded.
Okay.
I promise you will be like, wow, I don't regret scanning this QR code and opening the Kik app to watch my favorite YouTuber Mad at the Internet on Kik.
Okay.
Mad Max is heading over, chat.
YouTube, your name is literally JuTube sucks.
And you're like, but I'm not doing anything about this.
I want to sit here on this platform I call Joutube and that I say sucks, but I'm not even going to bother scanning this QR code to watch my streamer on a different platform.
Joutube sucks and I'm complicit in it and I'm okay.
I've made peace with the fact that I'm complicit in this.
Okay.
Okay.
Kik is fucking gay.
You can go to Rumble.
Maybe I should self-host.
They got that boss man TV.
Maybe I should also stream on Maddie.live or whatever.
I don't know.
I'll figure something out, chat.
All right.
Sorry, YouTube.
I know how it is.
Neil Mahan, Neil Mahan, Neil Mahan.
Then I cut the string there so that you hear my haunting voice.
It's the last thing you hear on YouTube.
Okay.
Hamster dismiss.
Let's go over to the thing I want to show people.
I have to reward people actually switch over with bass and red-pilled things immediately to keep them around shit.
TF2 in a Nuclear World00:14:48
Here we go.
Holy shit, H. Jones, get the fuck out of here.
We need to go now.
The deep state is scraping our signals.
They're eating the babies.
No time to explain.
Beware.
It's 4 a.m.
Mega, what the fuck?
Antarctica.
This is place.
Home.
I'll see you in Valhalla.
I, for one shot, cannot wait for the Indian AI movie about October 7th.
If that comes out this month, I guess should we just do like a I'll literally make popcorn.
I'll make popcorn and then like a gin and tonic and we'll watch the Indian AI film about October 7th together.
We'll do a watch-along chat.
Chewing to the mic.
No, I will peacefully, quietly, and respectfully eat my poppycorn by myself.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see what China is up to.
Oh, ho, ho.
Interesting.
They're holding a contest here, chat.
It has rewards for some people.
Apparently, to design some kind of new cosmetics chat.
They're doing a contest where you can design your own Overwatch cosmetics in China, chat.
See, yeah, the rules very clear.
JPEG and PNG only chat.
JPEG and being PNG only.
Let's see what the submissions are.
Uh-huh.
Of course, a Monkey King.
Every single game that will, I'm just warning you right now.
I'm letting you know right the fuck now.
So just make peace with it.
Every game that will ever be released ever for the remainder of human history will feature a premium cosmetic or a character of the Monkey King because it is one of the most important Chinese cultural mythological things.
And they will buy literally anything that has the Monkey King in it.
So just make peace with the fact that you're always going to have Chinese New Year and Monkey King in every single thing that you ever buy ever.
Yeah, so we got Monkey King, of course, very important for reasons explained.
Gothic Lalita Diva.
I'm not sure if I'm a fan of that.
I think the chairman, there's some Coomer-esque stuff in this.
Not a fan.
We got to take care of that.
Let's see.
Something with a kimono booty short diva.
Chew the Husky Rat.
Now, I should explain.
You may not know this, but I have this sorted by most popular.
You can see the number of votes.
So this is number six, number nine, most popular.
Chew time husky rat, ABDL junk rat furry.
Look, you even have pictures of the dog that he wants to fuck.
Okay.
Bro.
Okay.
Listen.
Chairman.
Chairman, we have a problem here.
Chairman, we have a big fucking problem.
I was told by my correspondents in the country that pay me very well to talk positive about China that it would be worth it because we were entering a Chinese millennia and it would be based and trad.
Chairman, this is not base in this.
There's even pictures of men of both babies.
No, is that a baby?
That's a baby.
And that's a man wearing a diaper.
Chairman, what is this?
I need explanations for what the fuck this is.
I was, this is not based.
Okay.
God damn it.
I expect that Blizzard, Active Vision Blizzard, be humiliated again, okay?
Like they were with the Hong Kong situation that was taken care of beautifully, by the way.
I expect some fucking heads to roll for this.
Pre-ordered the game.
It's fucking Overwatch, bro.
It's been out for like 20 years now.
It's been out since time immemorial.
Okay.
I don't even recognize some of these characters.
Who the fuck is this?
That's Mercy.
This.
Who the fuck is this?
Wu Yang?
Who the fuck is Wu Yang?
Is this like a new character?
I don't know what the fuck this is.
If there's a Wu Yong, I've never even heard.
It's a new healer.
That doesn't look like a healer.
Why does he have a like a scythe?
Why is it a woman that looks like a dude that has like a scythe?
That's not a healer.
That's all fucked up.
That's fucking gay.
Anyways, that's what's going on with that shit.
Anyways, so see if there's a picture I can show this.
There's not.
Okay, so one of our forum users killed himself, people believe.
He published his manifesto called The Sacrifices, which is kind of like a retarded piece of shit.
His name was Bruno Mattai.
I want to say he's been around since like 2015 on the forum.
Of course, he was a DSP poster.
So the forum now has one less DSP poster.
By the way, if you don't know, half the DSP board quit because I yelled at them for being retarded once.
Now they're killing themselves.
That's what's happened.
He published a manifesto about, yeah, DSP literally outlived another one, literally.
So he made a manifesto, right?
And it's like the super nihilistic piece of shit.
And it's really cringe and gay.
Here's what he says, right?
He says that he is depressed.
Why is he depressed, chat?
He's too smart.
He sat down and he thought things over and he came to the realization that he is just so fucking smart that he has realized that life is le pointless and there is lay nothing to live for and the universe is cold and indifferent to his very small human whims.
And he is le very high IQ and has realized this.
Okay.
So he says that because he wasn't born to a rich, if he had been born to a rich family, he would be like, what's his name?
Like a Weinstein, like super important with lots of women in his harem doing super big deals and stuff, like really big guy.
But unfortunately, despite his enormous brain, he was simply born poor.
And that means that there's no upward mobility.
As we know, intelligent and enterprising people have no upward mobility.
They simply lack the means to start in a very poor country like the United States and work their way up.
All right, well, it's Alexander Ketko.
What kind of name is that?
I don't know if he's from the U.S. or not.
Name origin.
German.
Probably very poor countries like Germany, Sweden, you know, countries that don't have any kind of social security net by which to build yourself up on.
You know, people like J.K. Rowling, very famous for being born in a shithole country like the UK.
And then, but thankfully, J.K. Rowling had a million trillion dollars and was able to write her books and didn't rely on any form of social security to support her while she published her books and then became richer than the fucking queen of England.
That never happens, chat.
So unfortunately, no upward mobility, resigned, relegated to obscurity.
Wrote a suicide note about how his life sucks and shit and how Earth is a big gay.
And that's basically his political philosophy.
If you want to read it, it is featured on Kiwi Farms.
I said, I made fun of this guy, and then someone got mad at me and said, actually, depressed is not a choice.
Depressant is like your brain matter.
And like, there's like something wrong.
And if you're like a deprethoid, you're just like hopeless.
Just like your life is over because like your anodes in your brain are like off.
And then like, so basically, it's just like not your fault.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
Oh, okay, great.
Well, I guess he took the most logical course of action then.
He sat around for 50 years and then blew his brains out.
Cool.
Seems like he really is a genius.
He figured it all out.
Nothing I could do about it.
Just got to kill myself.
Okay.
Well, I'm glad that all worked out, chat.
Such is life.
Next, there's slurs.tf.
Let's check it out.
So this slurs.tf has analyzed 147 million TF2 messages by 3 million users, which contain 1.2 million slurs, which means that, and apparently, in the competitive TF2 chat, one out of every 100 messages contains a slur.
So let's see what the leaderboards are.
Okay.
If you are any of these people, give yourself a round of applause.
Method on the beat, number one at 1,459 racially insensitive messages.
Oh, I can sort them.
So general bigotry goes to Clement, Sarah, Harry, Charlie, and Alibaba intelligence.
Generic slurs go to Spastic Rudaboy, Tiger King, Dick, Nick, Alibaba Intelligence, again, two categories, and Malad Twist.
But the racial insensitivity goes to Method on the Beat, Hecky Grace, Dot, Nasboy, and Cray Ring Lyft, which means that dot, no, this is like completely separate.
But our boy, who is Alibaba?
He's the goodest one.
Let's see what he's up to.
He's a scout player, apparently.
I think that's what that means.
I want to read his messages.
Oh, thank you.
So let's see.
He actually shows up in racial at number 11, too.
He likes to say nigga a lot going all the way back to 2019.
I'm glad that we have a complete log of every time he said the N-word.
He abruptly stopped in 2019.
Did he die?
Maybe he was drafted by the Chinese to fight some kind of intelligence war or just like stopped playing.
See a Steam community.
Does he now go by Nico?
I can't see.
I can't see his profile, so I don't know.
He doesn't show up on any of this.
He's gone.
They took care of him.
They took him out.
Okay, who's the other guy that was like, see, method on the beat?
He's a soldier player.
Number one, even gave him a gold badge from the UK.
Unbelievable.
This is apparently because he likes to spam the message, HR Lyft, nigga, shut your ass up over and over again.
Apparently, he has a key on his keyboard that enables him to spam the message, nigga, shut your ass up.
And anytime he hears a noise that offends him, and he's apparently been doing this for years at this point, he has had this keybind in his TF2 cloud.
And then he just spams this whenever he sees a voice chat he does not like.
Okay.
I understand what's going on here.
What about Hecky Grace?
Oh, he's a demo man.
Well, he gets to say the N-word then.
You thought I was feeling you?
That nigga a munch.
He still plays.
He's from Antarctica, apparently.
Snookums, not rostered.
Austria.
Oh my God.
Grape Gaming Origins from four weeks ago.
I hope this does not impact his gaming career.
Now, by the way, it credits a user named Labras Cat over here.
Let's see what we got here.
Indecency Potato.
Hecky Grace.
What?
Hecky.
He made this leaderboard just because he did.
He made the leaderboard to congratulate himself, chat.
That's not possible.
No.
No, it can't be.
He didn't just make the leaderboard to give himself a trophy.
It's not possible.
I wanted to make fun of him, but I was really concerned.
I opened this profile.
I'm like, where's like the traname titties?
Usually all these Steam profiles now have some kind of porn game as like their wallpaper.
And that's like, what?
I can't believe it.
Okay, I understand.
This is all coming together, chat.
Fascinating.
The TF2 community seems impervious to the passage of time, chat.
I bet you.
Is it possible to see the TF2 game lobby from TF2 current multiplayer servers?
I want to see the server lobby.
Can I?
Oh, I can.
I bet you a Brony-related one is like the number one still.
BLW.tf Dustball Class Wars, Sky Owl 2Fort.
RUCHILOUT.PW.
A bunch of servers that have invisible characters in front of their name.
So they show up at the top of the user list when sorted by alphabetical.
Zombie Escape.
So it's all 2Fort and chillout servers.
Lazy Purple's silly server is one of the top ones.
Osu Gaming Club.
Not confident about this.
Trade Minecraft.
I'm not seeing any.
I'm not seeing any Brony servers.
What's a Zesty?
Can I play just search pony?
MLP Pony dead.
Nobody playing.
There are some people playing DISC.fF.
Okay.
I'm really scared by what Lazy Purple's silly server is.
Trusting the Plan00:02:48
I don't know what that means, but it terrifies me.
Okay.
So there are still people playing in the Brony server.
I imagine there will be.
I have a feeling that when the United States is obliterated by nuclear holocaust, at that time of incineration and mass death, there will be somebody in the United States playing TF2 with the Fluttershy Avatar as scout or something like that.
And that'll be the last thing that they get to see before their retinas are incinerated by cleansing light.
Okay.
So here is somebody I've never talked about, but I did a little teensy tiny bit of research into them before the stream.
So this person named Valerie Lynn Glenn is dead, which looking at her photos is actually not that big of a surprise.
She looks like somebody that could die.
So here's the gist of it.
She is kind of schizophrenic.
I don't think that she's ever been diagnosed as schizophrenic, but she has delusions about a specific celebrity.
Country star Hunter Hayes is apparently the guy.
She believes that not only do they have like a relationship that she, that like is not is like indirect, she believes that some of his songs are literally about him or about her.
So she has like this, that's like a schizophrenic thing, thinking that celebrities are like in a relationship with you.
What's his most popular track?
It's a song called Wanted by Hunter Hayes.
Oh, yeah, this is about her.
How you do what you do is everything that don't make sense about me makes sense when I'm with you.
See, the way that that lyric right there in particular, clearly about her, because she's like, why don't you just admit that we're in this relationship?
And he's like, it don't make sense, but it makes sense when I'm with you.
And she's like, ah, of course.
It makes sense now.
I get it.
It doesn't have to make sense.
I just have to trust the plan.
Hashtag trust the plan.
So she, uh, so she was in a fictitious relationship with this guy.
Despite that, she was apparently cheating on him because she had a child.
Dark Roses and Lies00:03:48
And what she would do that drew interest to her.
Did she do this on?
Yeah.
Dark Roses in Val Loves J for Five Ever.
Apparently not because she got into a relationship with this Hunter Hayes guy.
Living, laughing, and crafting on lewds.
I don't know what the fuck a lewds is.
I don't trust that though.
Oh, she has a thingy.
An Amazon wish list.
Let's check this out, Jen.
A black and decker countertop blender.
Fancy feast, poultry, and beef feast classic pate.
Purina.
A 13-karat simulated sapphire pendant.
Woman Kawaii cartoon cute cat graphic.
Angerella hoodies for women.
Camo leopard print top.
Lots of clothes that say pink.
Oh my God.
The lamp from a Christmas story is one of her things on the wish list.
Lots and of clothes.
And then Star Wars.
Holy shit.
And then a bunch of books about how to have power over your mind.
Basically, a ton, an inexplicable amount of fucking garbage.
Like, it just goes on.
I've been scrolling for like three minutes and I'm pins.
Sweet water decor inspirational metal pin magnetic calendar for fridge.
Bloom daily planner 2023.
Parma 77 Feng Shui Natural Rose Pink Quartz Money Tree Healing Crystals.
So a Chia Pet Bob Ross seed pack and pottery planter.
A Bob Ross monk.
Campbell's chunky soup baked potato steak.
Pink gaming girl office chair.
A pink retro typewriter.
For brains.
A hocus pocus spellbook.
It's like the prop from the movie, the book that has the eye on it.
It just keeps going.
It's like she gets hungry and adds soup cans and shit to the thing.
A bunch of gothic Lalita dresses.
An insane amount of like porcelain dolls.
Tons of jewelry.
Tylenol.
Tylenol and dayquil.
Amazon basic severe cold cough flu medicine vapor pads.
Hershey.
Literally.
A 1.7 kilogram box of Hershey's chocolate bars.
36 count for $38.
She saw this and thought, I'm going to put this on my wish list because someone might think, this lady desperately needs these Hershey bars.
And she was a Steelers fan, apparently.
Shout out to all the Steelers fans out there.
Okay, so that was her wish list.
She's dead, so don't buy her Bob Ross porcelain dolls now.
She won't get it, unfortunately.
So what she would do, I'm trying to, I was hoping that her channel would have this, but I guess not.
Hershey Bars for the Dead00:15:14
Let me check her Facebook.
She has a TikTok.
I can't see her Facebook because I'm not signed down.
Her TikTok is gone.
Oh no.
Was there like no?
She, um, apparently, what I was told is that she, uh, oh, this is like a mega clip.
Should I like, I should preserve this before it goes away forever.
Well, it's already gone for violating terms of service.
This might be lost media chat.
Let's see what she has to say.
Anyways, what the post explains is that she streams for like eight hours at a time and she has to um, she has a kid, and sometimes the kid will like wander into her room and be like i'm hungry, and she'll be like mommy is busy streaming, we'll go shopping soon, and then, like another three hours later, the child will just bake a potato on her own because she's hungry and knows that if you put a potato in the oven it will cook.
So uh, the CPS visited her multiple occasions because she's uh, obviously too mentally able to take care of a kid.
Oh Jay, I know Jay says hi.
The real Jay says hi.
I'm applying it to my ram.
Everything Jay says hi, he says hello.
Oh, he's got a sad face.
Yeah, for real.
More than that, Jay.
And Glenn was pretending to be you too.
It was yesterday.
What have you come over yet?
He's going to come over tomorrow.
He doesn't.
Dude, even her daughter is like, this guy is not fucking real.
I got to say, I don't mean the moral fag, but you know how I am.
Apparently, she had a bunch of trolls that would pretend to be the various men that she had like infatuations with.
And I didn't realize that they would also like lie to the kid.
That's kind of fucked up.
It's one thing to like troll like a skid set.
Something like to troll her kid.
He doesn't work tomorrow.
He's coming over tomorrow in the afternoon.
He doesn't work tomorrow.
And he's going to come over Friday, too.
He doesn't work tomorrow.
Well, I got to go install a lock on my door.
She doesn't have a door.
She doesn't even have a door.
Oh my gosh.
I'm sorry, Jay.
She just, you know, she's so upset about Christmas.
She's so upset about Christmas.
Wait, so I guess Jay's the real person that she knows and doesn't like.
Okay.
Well, we'll make it up to her, right?
But yeah.
Did I tell you, Jay, that Glenn was pretending to be you?
It'll be okay, Jay.
We'll get it all figured out.
That cat needed Purina.
That's why it was meowing.
Apparently, she smacked a kid on live stream too.
I'm not going to play that.
She says she was on SSDI.
She's already wearing like a prison jumpsuit at some point.
So one of the things that apparently she had was like an eating disorder.
And this is what killed her.
They believe that she was bulimic.
And so if you bought her that Campbell's chunky soup, she would just end up throwing it up anyways.
And part of the reason why they speculated on this is that her bottom teeth specifically were extremely rotted and terrible looking.
And that's consistent with bulimia because the stomach acids will wear away at your teeth.
And if you do it long enough, they will just completely melt out of your head.
Many, I guess this is general knowledge, but just in case you don't know, your teeth and dental health are more important than you may think.
If you have really poor dental hygiene, bacteria will start getting into your blood supply and will cause you congenital heart defects and failures.
Okay.
I don't know if I said any words that make sense.
Your dental health and your heart health are linked.
That is the extent to my knowledge in this.
Okay.
So if you have really fucked up teeth, your heart will also be fucked up eventually.
I think.
I'm pretty sure that's how that's true.
Okay.
Congenital maintenance.
Yeah.
Congenital is like genetic.
Anyways, if your teeth rot out, your heart will collapse.
So she died.
And the suspicion is that she died of a heart attack because her teeth were rotten.
Brush your teeth or you will die.
Extremely true.
If you're bulimic, you'll die faster, chat.
All right.
Committing tax fraud.
That sounds base.
But yeah, cookie, I'm going to need your help when I get monetized because I don't know what I'm going to do because I don't.
I can't have it attached to my other bank account that dad has because I don't want to explain to my dad because I want to keep it, you know, it's my own thing and I want to keep it between me, right?
My other family members, I'm not really worried about, but dad and Kim, I just want to keep it to myself.
You know what I mean?
I want to keep it separate.
If that makes any sense.
Like, it's my own thing.
You know, I shouldn't have to explain why I'm doing it.
So I want to keep it separate from when I get monetized, you know, from my one that my other bank account, if that makes any sense.
Like I guess the Tax fraud part is that if she has to report income to social security, she's like trying to hide it from them over 11 years now.
I appreciate this was recorded one frame per second.
He's a nice basement and can't get his dick up and has no hair.
Are you kidding me?
He wasn't complaining about it last buying the motherfucker broke ass food, was he?
He's a piece of shit.
He's a piece of shit.
And how do we know that's not purple?
Yo, Leo, shut up.
You're not Leo Hayes, dude.
You're not.
Sorry, I was fixing the Sneed Chat.
I had somehow killed Sneed Chat.
Another video.
All the videos got destroyed.
Ew, I don't want to see her, nude.
Ew.
This is extremely dangerous.
She looks a lot like Faith Vickers.
Another world, she could have been Ethan Ralph's girlfriend.
Okay.
Tells us that Glenn, instead of giving his mom, their landlord, the rent for the apartment, he danks it.
Val's dad has come up with a plan.
Okay, I do want to hear this.
See, the only video, dude, look, this is like found footage.
You could cobble together like a horror story from this footage.
My stepmom for about four months because he was taking my fucking money that I was paying for rent for the apartment and putting it in his bank account.
Oh, yeah, my dad lost his shit after that.
My dad's like, what?
So he went through all the fucking bank statements and shit to fucking see.
Yeah, the motherfucker was taking the rent money and putting it in his fucking bank account instead of giving it to his mother, who was our landlord, which he was supposed to do.
He was putting a recording of a recording of someone streaming from hell itself.
Yeah, that's about right.
In his fucking bank at fucking Ennerborough.
Oh, yeah.
My dad lost his fucking shit.
So literally, he fucking took everything.
So literally, Glenn scammed me 15 fucking years ago.
Okay.
All right.
That's Glenn.
She's dead.
I'm a little bit sad that.
I'm sad for a kid, but I'm also kind of sad that apparently her big thing was that she would stream for hours at a time just talking incoherently.
And apparently, exists no footage of this.
It's just gone.
When was she last active?
2023?
So on Christmas Day of 2023, she streamed for five to six hours.
Oh my God, this guy took extensive notes on all of this.
The only fan in the entire world of this person.
She apparently guest starred in other people's streams sometimes.
I guess she gave up on streaming because CPS kept coming to our house because she would live stream herself.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Is this like an archive of her shit?
Just a wizard cow.
Wisen beef.
I want to see her chicken gizzard pie.
I don't see any chicken gizzard pie.
I've been lied to.
You yes.
Merry Christmas.
Peace and love to you.
Yeah.
So she's looking especially gaunt.
I can believe that she's dead, chat.
I was promised chicken gizzard pie from this guy.
And apparently I'm not going to get that.
Okay, I give up.
I give up.
I tried.
I tried to find chicken gizzard.
I tried to show you a stream where she streamed for eight hours.
Unfortunately, the Kiwi Farms failed us because things were different in 2023, apparently.
We didn't archive.
All right.
That's our update on the beauty parlor.
I will check back in later, chat.
Our boy Patrick S. Tomlinson has gotten into a argument with Enrique Terrio, who was a literal tough guy from the Proud Boys.
So Enrique Terrio says, you don't want us to show up.
The FBI and DHS are a lot nicer than we are.
So shut the fuck up and clean your city up.
You won't like it when the B team pulls up.
This is in response to Rob Wyden saying that he did not want ice in Portland because Trump sent ice into Portland.
Patrick S. Tomlinson, the tougher tough guy here, responds to the mayor, this guy responding to the mayor of Portland saying, we're putting you back in prison when this is over.
You get that right.
He says, I accept that.
I understand the game.
We take yours out.
You take ours out.
We just make sure we hold out longer.
Someone replies to Patrick saying, there will be no again.
And Patrick says, oh, honey, yes, there will.
To son, Doku Nick says, sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your multiple rap sheets.
Patrick says, I don't have any rap sheets, child.
You're just incredibly stupid and gullible.
You can literally pull up his conviction history.
He has been arrested on domestic battery, so that's not gullibility.
Casey Joe says, I got news for you.
We don't have a leader, Lamau.
It's cute.
Y'all think we're going away when Trump does.
Keep screaming into the abyss, weirdo.
Patrick says, yes, child, you do.
Your leader is a 34X convicted felon and adjudicated rapist.
That is who you worship.
Well, Javi Freeman says, ooh, someone I disagree with on the lowercase I internet said something I don't like.
Let's use a homophobic insult that I would report to HR.
This is why we think you are pathetic and beneath contempt.
Patrick says, those are also facts, child.
You support a convicted felon and rapist.
You get to say fuck all about the law and order.
And Sao Sao Ea says, you aren't doing shit, but continue to run your mouth.
That is, until you get suspended again and opened up another account.
Patrick says, this is and has always been my only account, child.
I won't read these.
Punish Paston says, Rich speaking in his official capacity as a failed father who abandoned his child.
He'll deny these objective facts because he's a big fat liar.
Patrick says, I'm neither of those things, and my name is not and has never been Rick Stalker.
They are your delusions again.
This is why your life is already over.
Enjoy prison.
I just love how the mere insinuation that his name is not Patrick, but Rick is a state of mental collapse and will lead directly to incarceration.
he's so stupid Karen says, who is this we we speak of?
And he says, real Americans who respect the Constitution and value the rule of law, child.
He says, in response to Kwasa, he says, owed him not a penny and never paid him a cent, stalker, while you already threw yourself in prison for the rest of your life.
Enjoy, which is not true as well.
At a bio, Alexander Ekapecki says, okay, I'm bored pretending to be Patrick.
As a parting gift, here's a picture of Patrick before he went woke and tried to sell books, spread it far and wide, or don't, whatever.
Now, this appears to be Patrick S. Tomlinson leaning on a memorial to the Rosa Parks Memorial dedicated to a civil rights hero and African-American icon, donated by President Barack and Michelle Obama.
Now, Patrick appears to be flipping this Rosa Parks Memorial, the double bird, which is extremely offensive.
He says, There is no Rosa Parks Memorial in Waikiki, Slaughter.
You're very bad at Photoshop.
This is why your life is already over.
Enjoy prison.
Now he starts replying to people with the original, which appears to be Trump International Hotel that he's slipping off.
Oh, he even posted extra pictures, bonus bonus Patrick content of him flipping off the Trump Motel with his little baby child middle finger.
And then this really horrific and unflattering picture of him, I suppose, in the Trump Hotel.
Why is he in the Trump Hotel?
Why did he book?
Why did he go to the why did he pay to stay in the Trump Hotel if he hates Trump so much?
Why would he do this?
Okay.
Dreamed my leftover.
This is a message from 2016.
Dreamed my leftover pizza came to life and tried to eat me.
The pepperoni all turned into little piranha mouths.
How was your night?
That is fucking weird.
This is worse than doing nothing at all.
This is throwing the poor and the sick into wood shippers and making dog food by the thousands.
Oh no, he wants to make dog food too.
He's expanding operations.
Guys, here's the thing: Trump is going to cave on separating families because it was always meant to be drag the Overton window towards the Nazis.
It won't be a victory.
It won't be a compromise.
It will always be fair to the far to the right of any decent person would ever have done.
And apparently, in Patrick's world, pizza eats him.
Very tragic.
Okay, so Patrick's getting into fight with Proud Boys named Enrique Torillo on Twitter.
Comics Matter Lawsuit00:05:32
Next, Comics Gate.
Okay.
So here's the deal with this very vaguely.
There's this guy called Comics Matter.
And he, I've never heard of this guy before, but the animes are enraged because he's a Western comic artist.
And he said on YouTube, who likes this babyish shit?
Seems like the type of thing school shooters would be into.
And he has attached some really horrifically poorly animated anime shit to his post.
Now, this attack on the anime community will not go unanswered.
What does he look like?
What does this guy look like?
Comics matter?
They don't matter.
I determined this with my reviews.
Comics matter.
Is his name, your boy Zach?
Yeah, boy Zach.
So is he black?
Why does he sound black?
I have to determine.
Is this another black comic book man?
He was the biggest buddy of EVS Jershof'Ethan Van Seiver in like, isn't he like, what's the word?
When you like your reputation collapse?
Isn't he like dishonored or whatever because he never put out his book?
Did he ever like put out the book?
Richard C. Meyer is his name?
Comic book creator.
Is this him?
A pariah?
Not really.
EVS is a famous right-wing disgraced.
Oh, did he put out Cyberfrog?
Is it good?
Is it everything that everyone hoped for?
Okay.
Let's check it out.
I need to see a picture of him.
He made jawbreakers.
I've heard of this.
I think I've heard of this because Nick Rikeda talked about jawbreakers at some point.
Okay, I see.
And he hates anime.
And that apparently upsets people.
I understand.
I'm getting closer to understanding this.
Simple Zach.
Wait, this is your boy Zach.
Is it not?
Is your boy Zach Richard C. Meyer?
Where did the word Richard C. Meyer come from?
Why would you tell me that his name is Richard C. Meyer?
It's like a Seymour Wiener type thing.
We need to bring back bullying in a big way, specifically the type of bullying that can only be found in Stephen King books where the bullies are basically murderers laughing crying.
So I'm being trolled by my chat.
I thought I could rely on you guys.
EVS licks your only.
Six books go up this week and another two are almost complete.
I won't launch their crowdfunding campaign.
So I'm so confused.
So your boy Zach goes by Comics Matter, but he's also the real life comic book artist Richard C. Meyer.
Is this correct?
Okay.
He used to be diversity in comics.
What?
So he's a libshit?
Is that why he hates anime?
It's so hard to be a bass trad anime hater because I always end up on the same team as guys named Yaboy Zach who are libshits named diversity in comics who make comic books.
Yes?
No.
He isn't a libshit.
Okay, I understand.
Now he's a full lefty.
Kaz Miller is a, is.
He lost his mind after he lost a lawsuit.
Okay.
What lawsuit did he lose?
Zach is anti-SUDI movie, but he went crazy and is turning weird.
And now he hates anime.
I see.
Maybe he's going crazy because he has to deal with fucking weebs all the time.
What lawsuit did diversity in comics, your boy Zach lose?
I'm going to have to trust the AI at this point because you guys are unreliable narrators.
Fallen anime fan.
He sued Mark Wade.
YouTuber Ya Boy Zach voluntary dismissed lawsuit against comic writer Mark Wade.
The personality behind the YouTube channel, Diversity in Comics, voluntarily dismissed the lawsuit he had filed against veteran comic book author or writer Mark Wade, alleging torturous interference with a contract and defamation was concluded without a court ruling.
The dispute rose after Antarctic Press canceled the publication of Meyer's graphic novel, Jawbreakers.
Meyer alleged that Wade had contacted the publisher and persuaded them to drop the book.
Subsequently, he filed a lawsuit.
But then in 2020, he had dismissed the lawsuit.
Therefore, he did not win.
Okay.
And then after that, he lost his mind.
Okay.
I got you.
Thank you, AI.
I just need to add, here's what I'm going to do.
Okay.
Here's my, after I'm done fixing my chat, I'm going to add in a computer program that listens for me and transcribes my audio.
Then, if I ask a question, it will automatically answer.
And this will be a thousand times more reliable than any of you fucking people.
Okay.
Yeah.
Replace the chat with AI.
Exactly right.
Exactly right.
So I just wanted to bring attention that this guy, he's shitting on your anime.
And you might have to kill and eat him.
If you want to defend the honor of Japan and the glorious rising sun flag, you may have to kill and eat this man because otherwise you will live dishonored.
And that's worse than death, to be quite honest with you.
Next, black comic book man has impregnated black comic book man's wife.
I have nothing more to add to this.
Shitting on Anime00:16:19
I suppose congratulations are in order.
I will say this, though.
He copied Dick Masterson.
Dick Masterson did it first.
Not necessarily impregnating black comic book man's wife, but rather his own.
Wait, wait a second.
Did they ever get married?
Did Dick Masterson get married?
See, I'm not going to bother asking you anymore.
Searching marital status, analyzing new data.
There's no public confirmation that Dick Masterson is married.
Okay.
There you go, chat.
King Cobra JFS, quick update on him.
I mentioned that there was some specific rumors that people suspected the bog witch had sent Cobes poisonous seeds and that perhaps he had died as a consequence of ingesting the poison that she had sent him.
However, the autopsy report confirms that his toxicology screenings showed no indication that he had been poisoned by any type of thing that Jessica Boyle had sent him.
So there was no foul play.
He simply died of alcoholic-related conditions.
Gerard, a.k.a. The Completionist, is staging a comeback.
I really don't have too much to say about this, except for the—I never got into the original drama.
But basically, it was alleged that he had set up various fake charitable foundations and had inured that money to his benefit and was then epically owned in a tag team against him by Mutahar and Carl Yobst.
Now, those names, if you listen to me, sound familiar because both Mutahar and Carl Jobst are both in shit of their own.
Mutahar recently dealing with the scandal of people discovering that he is Indian and this revelation that he's not simply Mexican has shocked and horrified the internet and a mob has formed to chase him down.
They thought it was like a really weird Peruvian name or something, Mutahar, but no, it's actually Indian.
People are really pissed off about this and they're hunting him down like a dog in the street.
Okay.
So his credibility has tanked as a result.
The other one, Carl Jobs Jobs, he has lost the lawsuit against Billy Mitchell after alleging that Billy Mitchell had killed somebody through cyberbullying in law fair.
Now, with such a horrifically serious accusation being demonstrably proven in a court of law that his claims were unsubstantiated, unfounded, and harmful, there is the question now of if other such claims that Carl Jobs had made in the past could possibly be untrue.
So the most notable one that he's done in recent history being against Gerard, the completionist and his charity fraud, there is some speculation now that he has staged his comeback in timing with Mutahar dealing with being Indian and Carl Jobs dealing with being a loser.
Because now that the two biggest critics are out, their power is waning.
They cannot keep him down.
So he's announced his comeback.
He says he's going to become a full-time Twitch streamer again.
And there's some speculation there.
Now, outside of that, Carl Jobs is not pleased by the news.
He says, the recent Gerard video is unfortunately full of lies again.
My next video will be a response.
After experiencing my own public backlash, I sympathize with what he went through.
It truly isn't pleasant.
His persisted dishonesty is really baffling, though.
I have made plenty of mistakes.
There are plenty of things to criticize me for, and I will attempt to own them as much as possible.
But for some reason, he felt compelled to straight up lie about things that are easily disproven.
He then went to Discord to talk to his fan zone and he said, Holy fuck, Gerard is a cunt.
Him showing that message saying it's a conspiracy when I am quoting him.
Luti Lutirana says he's trying to make it sound like there's a conspiracy theory you spread.
And then he says, He said that.
Oh my fucking God.
There's more, more outrage.
I saw there was a vid, though my claims were never about accounting, so I don't really care what an accountant thinks.
Holy moly.
The charity literally told me it won't speak further on it.
Two time says he means personally, he's claiming he didn't know you would be in the call with Muda when you confronted him.
He says that can't be true.
The call happened after I joined the group.
I didn't join the call.
So I guess the guy's claiming that Carl Jobs illegally recorded him without his permission or knowledge.
Why did he say both Muda and I entertained him using funds for shit and didn't provide evidence of me doing so?
I mean, like, I don't believe I entertained the idea of the money that was on the filings was not there.
He talks about a specific point, shows Muda talking about Reddit post a conspiracy theory, one I don't recall ever entertaining, of course.
Well, this is big because if Gerard comes back, then it means that he's powerless.
His YouTube channel is powerless, and he can no longer cancel people by epically owning them and showing that their charity is a fraud.
Chat, wasn't the guy's charity like for his dead mom or something?
She had like some kind of horrific condition, so they made a foundation specifically for her condition.
And apparently, it was all fake.
He's Lebanese, you know.
If only there were no Lebanese people or Indians in the United States or Canada.
Can you imagine what a world that would be?
How nice that would be, how profitable and beneficial for everybody that would be.
I don't know.
There's too much I want to read about this.
No, these are the logs with Gerard, I guess.
No, this is just some guy.
He does that the entire video.
It's Billy Mitchell.
Dude, does this guy ever think about anything that's not Billy Mitchell?
He does that the entire video.
It's Billy Mitchell's level of dumb dishonesty that can be easily debunked.
Like, he may actually be a moron.
He said it was scripted.
He is a lying piece of shit.
Okay.
He's going to epically, he's going to epically own him now.
I can't wait.
I can't wait for his epic ownage of this guy and how he's a fucking liar.
Like, they're going to try.
The issue is, is that you can't strike it twice.
Like, he's already been epically owned.
So if he just comes back and says, fuck you, I don't give a shit.
I'm just going to keep playing video games.
Like, what are you going to do?
You're just going to make a video rehashing the exact same points as before and say, no, really don't trust this guy.
He's really bad.
But it's like, it's entertainment.
And people want to watch him.
You can't stop him.
Even if he's like a complete piece of shit.
There's a bunch of people who are like a complete piece of shit that get like a ton of people watching them because they're entertaining.
Like me.
So that's the Gerard update.
I can't wait.
This is like the battle of the has-beens.
You got Pudahar down and stinking.
Yeah, Carl Jobs bankrupted, possibly facing a divorce, chinked.
And then you got Gerard, who's Lebanese and like lost his entire channel for like two years.
And it's like, it's like a fight between like three aged men that were all like formally well received.
And they're like, oh, they put on the power suits again, the costumes, and they enter the ring.
And then they're all like geriatric.
It's like, well, this is a rematch.
20 years too fucking late.
Okay.
iDubb stuff.
Here's apparently an embarrassing clip from iDubbs Ready.
No, dude, I know how this shit works.
Thank you, Paul.
No, I know that people aren't going to be.
God, I think I need to go and pee.
No, dude, I know how this shit works.
Thank you, Paul.
No, I know that people aren't going to be.
God, I think I need to go and pee.
No.
Did he receive a text message?
IDeb's reminded to go pee by a text from Aniza.
Oh, dude.
I know how this shit works.
Thank you, Paul.
No, I know that people aren't going to be.
God, I think I need to go and pee.
That's a bit of a stretch.
I don't know if that's actually, if he's being reminded by text.
I mean, there's several things that could be going on here, right?
He could be looking at a text message from Aniza, right?
And then he's like thinking, and he's very retarded and slow.
And he's just like, he's interrupted by the thought, oh, I have to go pee.
And it's not related.
It could be that she is telling him to go pee.
But then a third option is he's not looking at his phone.
He's looking at his pants and his pants are starting to soak through with piss.
And he's like, oh, no, I should get up and go take care of this.
So it could be any of those things.
I choose to believe that he's pissing himself and watching it happen in real time as he thinks about this.
It's his birthday.
So Anisa baked him a cake.
Where's the picture?
I have like a bunch of pictures of them enjoying birthday cake together.
Let's pan through it real quick.
There's a picture of her where, see, I was really confused when I saw it.
I think this is like one of the pictures of it, but it's a picture of her.
And iDebs had tried to put on her makeup and only put on her foundation.
So her face is like extremely off-colored and greasy looking.
And it just looks terrible.
And it was really shocking to see her see her like that.
Okay.
So this is the cake.
It looks terrible.
It looks like dog food.
It looks like a dog cake.
I don't know how else to put that.
The dog is literally eating the cake.
Okay.
He eats it.
He just looks.
There's just something about his face, his expression, where he just has like this constant state of misery over every single thing.
Every minute of his existence just seems agonized.
Maybe he should like put the camera lower because like the way that it's like it hovers over him and it just hides his face.
It's just like the most depressing fucking guy ever to live.
Vark Skeletor mentioned you a lot back in the day.
Yeah, Vark Skeletor was a big fan.
I don't know.
To be honest, I don't know.
It's really hard because I think there's a lot of people who like my content back in the day because there was a lot of, for lack of a better word, dog whistling to a certain type of ideology.
And I've really come to believe that that was like I was very fear motivated with a lot of my ideology and I've moved away from a lot of it because it wasn't making my life better and it was hurting a lot of people.
And so I do sometimes worry that a lot of these relationships that I have not even relate, like they're not major relationships, right?
It's more so connections with people, other content creators.
And I'm like, I don't know if you liked In the same way, I look at some fans, and I'm just like, I don't know what you connected with.
And sometimes it's hard because I'm like, I don't know if this really a mystery.
Like, I think the only video that I ever watched of his that I liked, aside from the squirrel videos, which I don't feel like they're alt-right dog whistles, unless the squirrels are allegories for brown people or something.
But the Leafy is here video didn't have any dog whistles.
It was just funny to see somebody who was like a snobby cunt get made fun of.
You know, that doesn't have the deeper meaning to it.
People like it when bad things happen to bad people.
And when you act like a fucking asshole, everybody wants to beat up on you.
And they find that funny because you're an asshole and you deserve it.
Does he really have 1700 subs?
That's a lot.
Times five times six, six.
That's like $5,000.
That's pretty good.
He can almost afford rent in Canada now.
It's crazy, Chad.
The bar is so low on Twitch.
What the fuck?
This content passes as like high quality on fucking Twitch.
That's crazy.
Those are prime subs.
Yeah, no.
People just like to see people get made fun of.
Okay.
Let's read the notes, okay?
Ian says, is saying on his live stream that he's making a new video, might be a new content cop.
He says he wants to make more videos on pieces of shit that deserve it.
Ineza is baking the cake during the stream.
Ian says she'll be lurking.
Ian talks about Casey Tron leaning in on being an innocent white woman.
He says he loves that about Casey Tron.
Okay.
He has difficulty reading some email he got from a business account from some training glazing him.
He doesn't know what trans mask means.
What's happening on the news is validating what is happening to me online.
It says seeing all the chronically online shooters confirms his worldview, mentions the ice shooting.
Ian insinuates Varg Skeletor, Joel from Vinesauce, only likes his content because Joel was a dog whistler, like many other channels in 2016.
Oh, I thought he meant the other Varg, like the Nazi.
Okay.
I never watched Vinesau.
Sorry.
I was never a big Vinesauce fan.
I just thought the Varg Vickers, that guy, that guy was shouting him out.
I guess I'm not, though.
He wants to de-radicalize 2016 IDubb likes and wants to tell them they don't have to be scared and don't have to listen to losers who have never had a day of therapy, like that's.
There's a song I played for the outros of one of my songs where it's like, uh, the song is called like I'm sorry, and it's like satirical and it's like I'm working on myself and I'm going to therapy and I'm trying to become a better person, I promise, and it's like this fucking weepy bullshit.
It's like, believe it or not, therapy didn't exist back in the day.
People just got the fuck over shit.
Um, he meant deprogram instead of de-radicalize.
Okay, let's see what this is.
Just watch the clips.
What in the world?
This also seems to be recorded at three frames per second.
That's ideal.
The ideal format, they don't tell you this, is three frames per second.
In the world?
I will never be able to enjoy clips from my streams ever.
What the fuck?
I don't know how anyone could watch clips of iDubbs and not immediately think of one word.
Lobotomize.
Same with Keffels.
It's like you watch these SSRI zombies and you're just like, there's something wrong with you.
The machinations of your brain are gunked up and shitty.
You can't think.
You can't react normally.
There is a, it's like if you're trying to use a computer and it's really laggy and there's like a like a multi-second delay between you moving your mouse and getting a reaction.
So it makes really fine actions extremely difficult and cumbersome.
It's like watching iDubbs is interacting with something where there's a multi-second delay and you're just kind of like sitting there thinking like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Laggy Brain Streams00:06:15
Okay.
I see how this is.
I'm not going to be able to watch any of these fucking videos.
What in the world?
25 subs eating into the microphone.
We just had a mega gift.
So is that why it's so high?
It's like you have a specific training of whales.
25 subs.
Oh, man.
You gotta say, whoa, buddy.
I want them to be anonymous.
Thank you so much, Anonymous Gifter.
You just fucking.
25.
That fucking covers the whole chat arena.
That's the question.
Jessica, you were saying some nice things in the chat.
They gifted you a sub.
It's so funny.
One of these has got to be like Giardia or Nate or another fucking loser who got gifted a sub.
See what I mean?
If you just lowered the camera, he wouldn't have this excruciating look of agony on his face all the fucking time.
It's just like the least flattering angle possible.
What the fuck?
You know, also, I didn't even mention that he like complains that his haters might have gotten a gifted sub as if anyone gives a fuck.
Like if you don't participate in the chat, there's no point in getting the gifted sub anyways.
But it would be like a PPP.
Like he gets his 100 sub bomb and he's like, whoa, buddy.
But you know what?
That means that iDubbbs and Aniza might have gotten a gifted sub on kick.
That fucking loser.
Like, what a weird thing to be, like, sultry about.
Not sultry, salty chats.
What are you doing here, you ugly thing?
Dude, why are they all the same?
These old British women.
What are you doing here, you ugly thing?
Fuck off, you ugly fucking caterpillar.
You look like shit to me.
Look, when he's making fun of this ugly fucking caterpillar, look at this.
Look, instant replay.
What are you doing here, you ugly thing?
Fuck off, you ugly fucking caterpillar.
You look like shit to me.
He like lights up.
His eyes open.
He reclines in his chair.
He lifts his head up so you can see his face.
And he like naturally starts ribbing on this caterpillar.
When he's able to just make fun of something how he wants to, it's like the sparks in his brain start flicking back on again.
His inner child rips out for a second and he's able to just relax and be present in the moment.
And then it's like evil iDubbs comes back in and shoves his inner child back into the box, the crate, and locks it up.
Die!
Go down to the soil and die with a fucking fat ugly worm.
I'm a beautiful flying creature.
You are fat and ugly and you don't have wings.
You are earthbound.
Go to the soil.
Monster.
By the way, I'm pretty sure with this new patron goal.
See, look at how he listen.
Listen.
Okay, listen to this.
We're going to get the soundboard going.
I'm going to go back to here.
Caterpillar, you look like shit to me.
Die.
Go down to the soil and die with a fucking fat ugly worm.
You hear how fast he's talking?
I'm going to order a soundboard once streams over.
Hey, guys, I think I'm going to order a soundboard from Elgato so we can have a soundboard.
I think that's what people do on streams, guys.
It's like Eeyore.
I've got fucking Eeyore over here being sad.
And we'll play sounds.
A lot of good sounds.
Oh, man, there's so many.
A lot will be taken from the harassment podcast, okay?
One soundbite I'm thinking of specifically is when him and the rest of those losers basically were all like, what the hell?
Your video is making us think or some shit like that.
It's not even funny.
iDubbbs really just wants us to sit down and think.
It's like, yeah, bitch, I do.
I don't know if it'll fit into a sound bite, but we'll see.
Zavopno, it's a very interesting dichotomy.
I think I used the word fat in my recent video.
And I think at one point I just put on a goofy voice.
I'm like, good job, Dan.
Good job, Dan.
And they actually had pearl clutching moments for both of those.
And I'm like, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
And when I called Kate dumb as rocks, they were like, oh, no.
How could you do this?
They're making fun of Ila and Giardia's accents.
That's really anti-immigrant of iDubbbs.
They don't even believe it.
It's crazy how they're trying to fight it on that front.
It's like, no, you're the shit cast.
You guys have no principles.
You just like, you want to do the shock jock thing, but you also want a pearl clutch because I don't know, you think, you think that that's a winning strategy?
Makes you feel like you're a good person.
No, you're not.
You're not good people.
You're bad people.
You hear that?
When he's making, when he's trying to shit talk H3, he's happy again.
He went from, oh, I guess I'll buy a soundboard.
There's so many things I can put into my soundboard, such as the time that fucking Jew, Ethan Klein, tried to get me on my own principles, as if that fucking slimy Jew wiggling his way between my fingers could possibly find a moral high ground to stand on.
You have nothing against me, H3.
I wonder if that'll fit on the soundboard, though.
Begging for Coffee Money00:16:11
It's quite long.
The Jew, that's right.
Okay.
That's iDubbbs.
Oh boy.
Let me just tell you guys, Chad, real quick.
I never fucking liked this guy.
This Lord Miles dude, this guy, this guy's like a fucking idiot.
He went to Afghanistan to prove that we're all like one race, the human race.
And then he got abducted.
And then I guess he got groomed by Muslims.
And now he's like, Yeah, the Taliban, they have sex with little boys and they reduce the age of consent to like six years olds so that they could be like their prophet Muhammad and rape children.
Um, but they're like really cool and shit.
Allahu Akbar.
And then I'm supposed to be like, Oh, yeah, he's like right-wing in base.
Like, you he's like a Muslim simp.
He went over to Afghanistan and got kidnapped and developed Stockholm syndrome.
Oh, what a brave stance you took.
Your torch lights the way.
Fuck him.
Fuck British people.
I'm not gonna like say, oh, I like the British because he said some chudly stuff.
If you like Muslims, you suck and you belong in hell.
Fuck you.
De Lord Miles, he did this stunt where he was going to go spend 40 days in like the sauddy desert drinking nothing but water.
And then he disappeared like 20 days in.
Now he's like so famous.
He has like millions of followers, 340,000.
He's so famous that he had his own polymarket gambling bet thing to see if he would actually accomplish that.
And then when he disappeared, there was some, they were going to close out the bet that he had failed.
Then he comes back and he says, well, this is part of his team, I guess.
Update from Lord Miles.
Miles has regretfully reported that he did not eat for a total of 34 days until he was forced into hospital by the police.
He is truly sorry to his supporters for letting him down on this, but he is planning on doing another 40-day fast in the future.
There will be more updates soon on his condition and well-being.
Please continue to pray for him.
Now, Dave Tremaine says you are spiritually Indian, a born scammer.
And this comes because there is speculation that he bet $14,000 against himself.
So Lord Miles is betting no on himself.
And here's undeniable proof.
See the F wallet of Lord Miles below.
From this wallet, $14,000 was sent to Relay Solver on F chain.
And after nine seconds, that money, after deducting fees, was credited from Relay Solver to Money, Money Please, which is a token or some shit.
Let me preload these real quick.
Around 20 days ago, he started buying up no shares.
He ramped it up with his biggest purchase being two days ago before his disappearance at 34C.
He currently has 90,000 shares and is $42,000 in unrealized profit.
I have found a couple more accounts that I believe to be either Miles or Miles' friend, but they're not 100% confirmed.
This account is pretty much 100% confirmed to be Miles.
As you can see, the transaction flow from an address he posted himself on X. Miles is insider trading.
And then there's more discussion about the alternative accounts that could be his.
And there is the screenshots of the thing.
So this guy, surprise, surprise, the guy who loves Muslims and lived in fucking Afghanistan and is British is likely a scammer.
The only thing that surprises me really is that of all the money that he would put towards doing some stupid shit like this, that he would only bet 14,000.
Like there's no way that he didn't have other people in on it that were buying up shares as well.
Because who the fuck wouldn't have?
Anyways, fuck him.
Jeremy Hambley has embarrassed himself.
And this is one thing I really fucking despise this about Jeremy.
If you don't remember, and he's even retweeted the fucking gumroad video I did.
Someone, I allow people to do this after a week, but it is technically a gumroad video.
Someone posted it on YouTube.
Hamley retweeted this, right?
And said that I did a review of his coffee and said that it was okay.
The review was very silly.
It's my first time ever using my Arrow Press.
I've never ground coffee before.
So it's basically just trying to have fun and trying to make a cup of coffee.
It's silly.
I compare it to the Pippa Pipkins coffee in Cafe Busello.
So it's not like a serious review.
Then Hambley retweets this video and says that despite what Kiwi Farm says, Josh said that my coffee was pretty good.
And he retweets this video.
And then afterwards, and remember, I only bought this because at the time, Kino Casino, I was already looking into my AeroPress.
And then Kino Casino started making fun of Hambley for having this coffee business.
I'm like, that sounds like a fun idea to buy like influencer coffee and make a shitty little video about it.
So I procure my ingredients.
I make my coffee in part because he's pleading poverty.
He's talking about how he's going to have to sell his jet, how his business is going to the shitters, how he needs your help right now.
I'm like, okay, well, look, PPP and Annie Warscape are never going to give this guy a shake.
Let me try his coffee and see if it's worth a shit.
But then now he's always been like tweeting about how financially successful he is.
So he says, I normally don't do this, but when people attack my coffee company as failing, I feel compelled to reply, these are sales only for this month, and it's not even over between my website and Amazon.
We'll do $140,000 this month alone.
And that's the slow season.
Stay ugly.
I don't like to flex because to be honest, these numbers are far lower than what I had hoped at this point.
But we're doing just fine.
We have full-time staff insured and salaried.
We're growing every month and we're going to be in stores soon.
So it's like, I have seen the videos where this guy is literally begging people to buy his fucking coffee, to buy the Mother's Day luxury box edition, to buy the subscription package to his coffee, talking about how he's going to have to fire people, how he bought an entire warehouse and he's in $100,000 of consumer debt.
And now he's like, I actually make $140,000 every month just off the coffee business.
I'm doing phenomenal.
And it's like, that's really cringe.
That's like boogie tear.
You don't get to say, like, oh, my life is falling apart and I really need your help.
And then be like, actually, I'm doing quite well.
Everything is going really fine for me.
Boogie and Wings both do this.
It must be like a fat people thing.
Like to be like, I'm so pathetic.
Please feel bad for me.
And then when people actually try to make fun of you, because you just went online and said, haha, you're a pathetic loser.
You're like, actually, everything is going exactly my way.
It's all according to Kikaku.
It's like that.
It's really cringe.
I hate that.
So A-Logs did the math.
Okay.
If you put together, I think it shows the price and the amount of units.
So then if you take that and you do the math, the A-logs determined, Gator AIDS determined that his net profit is going to be $844.
Okay.
That's what he believes.
Then, however, because some of his fulfillment is done over Amazon and Amazon will take up to 50% of your profit, which is absolutely fucking astounding.
I can't fucking believe that.
Apparently, 35% to 50%, depending on how new you are to their program.
He calculates that at actually negative $710 or negative $6,000, depending on specifics of the math.
So he alleges this guy has crunched the numbers and come to the conclusion that he's not actually making all the big money, as he says.
So I don't know what's up with that.
I don't appreciate those though.
Like if you're going to beg people for help, don't brag about how much fucking money you make.
It just seems like a bad idea.
All right, let me go through and save these videos before I try to discuss them.
Okay.
It really, really does not want me to download this fucking video.
Okay, this one downloaded.
So I guess we'll play that one while I wait.
By the way, I know.
That is iDubbs.
That is iDubbs.
Oh, yeah, I mean, when we are fake.
Which one did not download?
I don't understand.
Why does it say that this downloaded?
And then it just doesn't show.
I don't mean to just complain because nobody wants to hear somebody complain.
I have been working on slowly, slowly, slowly fixing our disk array situation for literally weeks.
And despite all my effort, it's not fixed.
And it's so when you're dealing with terabytes of data on a live service and you're trying to shuffle them between shit, it is the most excruciating fucking thing on the planet.
Yeah, I can't download them.
I just, I'm not even using the forum hardware as a way to serve these files.
So the fact that it doesn't come off, I just, sometimes where I just like look at the totality of everything that annoys the fuck out of me.
And I just get angry.
When I get angry, I don't like yell.
I just like stare.
Just sit and see.
I'm just like, I can't fucking believe it.
Because this issue has been going on for like multiple fucking years.
What if I try it on a different browser?
Does that work?
I should explain that there's like a cache proxy server that even like downloads and holds these files.
And so I don't know if the issue is actually on the main server or on the proxy server now.
When you have like a thousand different servers and they all have different jobs and you run it all by yourself and shit just breaks constantly because you have to self-host everything and you can't rely on any third-party service, you basically never stop fixing stuff.
Like never.
It just never stops.
Every day I wake up and I fix the same fucking shit over and over again that breaks.
Dude, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so indescribably fucking tired of fixing the same fucking things over and over and over again.
It never gets easy.
My work never ends.
My workload never gets smaller.
At this point, when I need shit, when I need to fix shit, I write it down on a sticky note and my desk is like covered in sticky notes.
And I just, I wake up and for 12 fucking hours, I open SSH and I start file transfers and I wait for them to finish.
That's basically it.
Let me even hold on.
Let me try.
I'm trying now.
No, of course not.
Okay.
JFG killed his wife.
That's basically it.
That's legit.
Restart.
All right, next.
This guy ate his shit.
That's poop and he eats it.
This was on a knockoff video for a fish tank.
I can't remember what it was fucking called.
This guy, Vin Love Handis Buka, went on some bullshit fish tank knockoff and literally ate shit to get on it.
So not even like real fish tank, but like fake fish tank.
He went online and ate shit.
And now he's a forum user.
So like he's just on the forum.
And he keeps talking to me and complaining about how people are treating him.
Like he didn't deliberately disclose his identity, go into a live stream and then eat shit.
And he's just, he's acting like we're supposed to be cool about this.
This is, I don't have this on a sticky note, but I need to figure out what the fuck to do with him because the fish tank people voted to kick him out.
And that's basically his complaint because he eats shit and they don't want him around him.
So I had to ban him from chat and I had to ban him from the fish tank thread.
And now he's complaining that mods are oppressing him and stripping away his freedom of speech.
And that's an interesting novel issue that he ate shit.
So I just thought you want to know he ate shit.
And while I'm trying, while I work and toil every fucking day for a website that never stops breaking shit, I have a literal shit eater who is now trying to like socialize with me.
And I don't appreciate it.
Ethan Ralph has acquired a new female female for his harem.
Can I get this to load real quick?
No.
It's just like, how does everything fucking break all the fucking time?
So frustrating.
It's frustrating in a way that I can't even articulate.
She looks like a Muppet.
Maybe if we get to a video, the video will be small enough where, oh, yeah, there we go.
She has, Ralph has like this, this type of like frumpy nerd.
And every single one of his girlfriends fits vaguely fits this mold of like frumpy, low, low self-worth person with daddy issues.
Just evident in every single time he picks up one.
It's a little bit.
That's funny.
Well, this load.
Oh, that's her doing karaoke.
They found her Instagram and she has all these fatherless posts going back.
Oh, God.
I am not going to care about Afghanistan because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father.
And I lived in a constant state of anxiety, distress, and worry about the future.
Hearing that key in the door every evening was my own Afghanistan for the past almost 20 years.
What the fuck does that have to do with Afghanistan?
You think Ralph is going to be any better?
Bish, motherfucker, you think that you dealt with abuse before, bish?
Dumb bit?
I'll show you abuse, motherfucker.
Nobody abuses women better than the fucking Ralph Male Bish.
My fuck is Zagman Dick, ho?
That's a copypasta?
Is it really?
Hearing the key was my own Afghanistan.
Oh, it's from the Daily Dot.
Oh, wait, no.
Okay, I got you.
That's just an article about it.
It's from Pork Chop Express.
Sorry, not sorry.
Not going to care about Afghanistan because I grew up in an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress.
From 2021, I got you.
She's a little meme stream.
Her mentality is actually extremely good.
She can handle the Ralph and Male bish.
Dagger Pussy Username00:02:50
They immediately doxed her because she said what her name was And where she lived because he's in Florida, by the way.
I don't know what he's doing in Florida.
I guess having sex with Frumpy Teen Girls again.
Well, that's a flattering picture.
If I she would be within her rights to kill him after taking and posting this picture of her on the internet.
Oh, by the way, the reason why she's looking at him like this is because she's coloring.
So they gave her like the kids' meal.
I guess the waiter saw him and her and was like, oh, that must be his child.
He's taking his child out for lunch here.
So they gave her the little coloring pack, right?
And then, of course, because drawing is fun and bright colors are super cool.
She just starts coloring.
And then Ralph snaps this candid of her where she looks terrible.
And then he posted on the internet.
He even says something.
Hold up.
Raise them right, Gator, Flag of America.
So he's just letting everyone know that he's a bit of a cradle robber.
Her pin picture.
If you're on my page looking for clues, here's one.
I don't know what that means.
Don't talk shit on dagger pussy, you dig.
Oh, her username, by the way, is dagger pussy.
Oh, she has a tattoo in between her boobs, I guess.
Wonderful.
Poison Ivy, Young Lean Productions.
Oh, and she has a tattoo.
Dude, oh, I forgot about this.
She had this, this just shows you she has tattooed her ass with a Chief Keith Love Sosa tattoo.
She literally might as well have like a, like an ace of spades blacked or queen of spades black tattoo.
I think that's even less embarrassing than love sosa.
That that's horrific.
So she has been blacked permanently and irrevocably.
And Ralph is going to be up in that.
So yeah, enjoy, Ralph.
Another winner.
Fit for breeding.
You can make another dysgenic, frumpy, psychologically scarred, black-loving Ameramut for the trenches of the Civil War.
Godspeed, Ethan Ralph.
I appreciate it.
Mutt's Law.
She literally tattooed Love Sosa at Chief Keith on her fucking ass cheek.
What is Mutt's Law about me pointing out that she did this?
Don't even fucking try me on this.
Okay.
So let's try to summarize this.
Okay.
Thousands of years ago, Nick Ricada did a little Krakaruski.
Nick Ricada Jail Time00:06:18
Crack rock, technically cocaine.
Obviously, he would never do crack because he's a rich man and he doesn't need to resort to crack when he has high quality cocaine to hide in bullets around his house and on his nightstand.
He invited the Mholts to participate in a love quadrilateral with him.
And eventually, Aaron M. Holt, a local radio DJ, was ousted from the love quadrilateral, which then became a love triangle.
And then eventually after his arrest, the love triangle collapsed.
And his ex, his wife left as well.
So now they're separated.
And the love triangle through pull thing is also separated.
However, to epically own Nick Ricada after the collapse of the love quadrilateral, Aaron M. Holt, publicly on live, while announcing his actions to the world, sent a picture of Kayla Ricada naked to a serious XM ex-DJ.
And This was reported to the Candiohai County Police Department because Minnesota has anti-revenge pornography laws on the books, as it turns out.
So, when Aaron Mholt was reported to the police, the only witness to this crime was that serious ex MDJ who did not want to get involved in any way, shape, or form with this bullshit.
So, there was no witnesses.
There was no real case.
The law was kind of shaky because I don't think it had been attempted before or something like that.
There are some doubts about if he could be prosecuted.
So, Aaron Imholt did the thing that any logical, self-respecting man fresh out of a love quadrilateral would do.
And he immediately pled guilty to the charges, meaning that there was no case to present.
And the judge then got to impose whatever penalty he wanted.
However, before sentencing Aaron Imholt, he was held to certain conditions of pretrial release.
Certain conditions, which some attorneys listening to this podcast may believe are unconstitutional because they attempted to enforce onto Aaron Imholt types of speech impositions, which are technically impossible for him to uphold.
And like any logical, sane, rational person would do, Aaron Imholt actually waived his constitutional rights by agreeing to pretrial release conditions that he could probably fight and win.
So by throwing away his defenses and by throwing away his right to challenge certain things, he not only set himself up for whatever the judge wanted to do to him, he also set himself up for more failure, which he didn't have to go through as a condition.
So at some point, somebody else on his comedy tour said something about Kayla.
And that was one of the things that was probably unconstitutional.
That not only is Aaron Imholt not supposed to talk about Kayla, but nobody around him is allowed to talk about Kayla either.
So even though it is unconstitutional, he agreed to it and then challenge it and then broke the terms of his release.
So when this was reported by Nick Ricada to the judge, he was found in contempt because he had violated the terms of his release.
So then trial day comes around and Aaron M. Holt or sentencing day comes around just this week.
And Aaron M. Holt was sentenced to 15 days in jail for revenge pornography, which sounds like a lot, chat, because if you remember, there was this guy called Nick Ricada who was found with a felony level of cocaine in his possession in plain view of his bedroom door in a house with five minor persons living in it at the time,
as well as firearms that were statutorily criminal simply by being in the presence of a controlled substance that he was dead to rights on.
This person was not given any jail time, despite the fact that he basically committed several different felonies and weapons-related misdemeanors.
Okay.
He got no jail time.
Aaron Emholt sent a picture and will be getting 15 days of jail.
So this guy was such an incredible fuck up that he is going to jail for like a misdemeanor that somehow Nick Ricada got away with felonies in the same spat.
He is the only one between the two of them who is currently going to jail.
So if you want to stipulate that Nick Ricada is some kind of act, like the whole, there's a whole conspiracy that his family is like a big donator to the local zoo.
And this local zoo is like a money laundering operation to bribe politicians.
So if you're a subscriber to the zoo conspiracy, you can chalk this one up to it because somehow Aaron M. Hall is going to jail and Nick Ricada is not.
So if you want to call it a conspiracy, I won't blame you, but nobody can deny that this is a total baldo victory.
Total Baldo victory.
I see
Total Baldo Victory00:03:01
people in chat coping and seething saying I hate Nick.
Doesn't unfuck his wife.
No, this is still an L because he's with Kayla.
No, listen again.
Total Baldo victory.
Says it right there.
Total Baldo victory.
Okay.
And that is the Nick Ricada update.
Now, I have a super funny update on Boss Man Jack.
So Bossman Jack was doing what he does.
He was just streaming like a good boy, you know, not hurting anybody.
And he decided to stream a bit of a candid call, probably a bit more than he intended to.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, hello.
Hello?
I can't hear you for some reason.
It might be on my end, though.
Hello?
Hacking like Gregory Gary, man.
Here, come back, baby.
I don't know.
I can't hear you Are you on the way?
Oh, you got my word, man.
You got my word, bro.
You got my word.
Every page down there.
I want to get that shit over with, man.
You know, I always pay my death, so it's like, I got to pay it eventually.
Might as well when I got 5K, why not?
Yeah, I got a 5K.
That's just what that's just over half, man.
Think about it.
Yeah, I had 2K.
I'm going to have 2K.
What?
Happy as shit.
I still got that, you know?
That's your fan.
So, you know.
But yeah, I'm going to take my desk and crush.
I'm going out there already.
Yeah, he's doing it right now.
Yeah, he's already swapping it and everything.
He's on the phone on my Discord server waiting for me to join the call.
I swear, bro, not 500k right now.
I did nothing like that.
No one did.
No one like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah, I did 100% of that, but I'll just do a 600 on the last one.
So yeah, I'll just be like, yo, I'm going to bless you if you do all this and send it all.
I'll bless you with something at the end.
Hell yeah, bro.
He'll do it, bro.
Don't you worry.
I get said, bro.
Bro, you got my word.
You'll be here.
You're going to need it all, bro.
Or yeah.
Are you, man?
Like, for real, man?
Okay, all right.
I'll be outside in five minutes, man.
Thank you, bro.
Hi, bye.
No, what's that?
No, what's that?
No, it's not.
No, it's not, dude.
No, it's not, dude.
Oh, my fucking God, bro.
No fucking way, bro.
Bro, who the fuck is doing this to me, bro?
Who the fuck is doing this to me?
Bro, there's no way.
Bro, there's no way.
That's something I borrow money from, you fucking retard.
It has nothing to do with drinking.
You guys are actually idiots.
Big Buford in Jail00:03:59
That's not what I'm talking about, you fucking retard.
Come fucking my mics on.
I don't give a shit.
Why don't I give a shit about that, bro?
Why give a shit about that?
I have no other thing.
Hi, bro.
You fucking dumb.
You guys are dumb.
Those are dumb, dumb, dumb people.
Dumb people.
I'm not borrowing shit.
Paying him back, you retard.
I'm not boring.
I just won $5,000.
So, obviously, boss man up to his old hijinks.
Thankfully, there will be no long-term calm.
Oh, no.
He was arrested again.
Someone, some fucking asshole reported this to the police and they went to the house and searched him and they found the fresh, piping hot Krakaruski crack rock at the fucking house.
And he's back in the Beetlejuice, the Beetlejuice outfit of shame that fucking Chris Chan was photographed in.
He's in the Central Virginia Regional Jail and it's fucking gay.
And he's already violated like two different diversion plans.
He was on probation.
He had a suspended sentence.
It's not looking good, boys.
Save him, Harden.
I contacted Harden.
I said, Mr. Hart, I happen to know a man in Virginia who may need some representation.
Unfortunately, Hardin was not interested.
He said he doesn't like to represent crackheads who are habitual problems for the system.
He's learned his lesson, apparently, in his years as a trial attorney.
So he's not particularly fascinated by the prospect of representing a degenerate crackhead gambling addict in jail.
So I don't know.
I guess he's just fucked.
Such is life.
You know, the stars that burn twice as bright last half as long.
Chat.
Such is the way that it goes.
I even looked up, like, can I bring him like a big Buford in jail?
Like, if I drive up to Charlottesville and I go to the jail, can I bring him in a big Buford, his favorite thing in the entire world besides crack and gambling?
And you can't.
In-person visits are like on a first-come, first-served basis, two days out of the week.
And also, it's by glass.
So it's not even like an open room where you can bring him a big Buford.
So you can't bring him any Big Buford shit.
And this is the issue with the criminal justice system.
Because we have to permacage black people forever.
We can't have any kind of rehabilitative justice.
If there was like, if people could bring somebody Taco Bell in jail and any kind of rule violations in the jail would result in loss of Taco Bell privileges, you would see a decline in inmate violence by up to 97% by my calculations shit.
So that's this is more of this is more indication that our system fails.
Okay.
I can't even bring boss man Jack.
He's not even fucking guilty.
Okay.
He's in jail, but he has yet to be convicted of any crime.
And they are already depriving him of big Bufords.
People can't even bring him big Bufords.
Bullshit.
Sucks.
Okay.
It's no good.
Bosha Blast searches with cause riots.
All right.
That's it.
That's everything.
I have some Reddit segments, I think.
Let's see.
Sneeds.
Yeah, I think Sneed's posted more.
I just rely on him these days.
Chat, I'm hungry.
Or the bullets don't show up because the rumble is broken.
That's why we're at like half numbers and the super chats don't come in.
Okay, here we go.
God, the attachments on the site are just so fucking slow.
I don't understand.
Rumble Attachment Issues00:06:16
It makes me, it literally makes me sick to my fucking stomach when my site doesn't work right.
Attachment cannot be shown at this time.
I see.
I know why, but that doesn't help my situation, chat.
Maybe I can just search these and find them.
Oh, I can find them.
Great.
Then can I do rev edit?
Revedit.com is not working.
Oh, you have to remove the WWWC.
Why is RevEdit so fucking slow?
What's the other one?
What's like the other RevEdit site?
It's like unedit or something.
What's another name of the sites that get past the Reddit firewall thing?
Is it like, can you just type in old?
No.
Dude, this, I think that all Redditors belong in a mass grave.
I'm so fucking sick of my VPNs being blocked.
I can't watch YouTube videos.
I can't go to fucking Reddit.
I can't do anything.
Half the internet requires you disable your fucking VPN or sign in, which defeats the whole purpose of VPN.
Like, it's such bullshit.
As if the most powerful finance websites in the entire world, the most well-funded enterprises that have ever existed in human fucking history, can't handle VPN traffic and it's super dangerous.
Fuck, I hate fucking computers, man.
Okay, what's the other side?
It's like unedit or something.
Redit R4FO.
Okay, that works.
RM to F. Postnut Clarity just gave me an anxiety attack.
I'm two months on HRT, but still feeling terrible sometimes after masturbating.
I don't know what's happening hormonally, but I was filled with negative, distressing thoughts about transitioning.
Thoughts like, why would anyone ever want to be a woman?
Why would you even want boobs?
You're obviously just a man.
All I want to do is transition.
So this filled me with anxiety.
I worry so much I'm making a mistake, even though I never want to be a man and desperately want to be a woman.
These thoughts just confuse it all.
They soon faded, but I've been left so worried they're true.
I've always been terrified that my transness is just a fetish and I shouldn't transition.
And this post-nut clarity that feels more like depression, I worry, plays into that.
I'm so tired of being confused and anxious.
Has anyone else experienced this?
Will HRT make it stop?
And then the Asian Firefly says, I struggle with this issue too.
I will say that I think HRT definitely helps.
It curved my sex drive significantly, which was a big factor.
But something to consider.
Well, I think masturbation is totally normal and healthy for a lot of people.
I think for some, it just isn't.
Inui Inni says, I've had it too.
I'm still pre-everything.
Of course, I can't answer for the HRT part.
And please don't feel too discouraged if these specific things don't work out for you.
But personally, I found that changing the way I masturbate has worked.
Like butt stuff, if you can enjoy that and other stuff, instead of just cranking it up and down guy style, for me, it was also definitely a porn addiction thing too.
So changing that is more affirming to more affirming stuff as well without trying it is super important to me.
So all these guys, they get the post-nut clarity where they realize that they're just men in dresses masturbating to their humiliation fetish.
And then afterwards, they're like, oh, geez, that's no good.
I have to fix this.
Oh.
Okay, hold up.
Okay.
This is in something I've never even heard of called Kraft Snark?
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Okay, this is by Dish Millennium and Kraft Snark with 900 upvotes.
Knitting, afraid to purchase.
I'm an older man with PTSD in America.
I'm black, gay, and trans.
Knitting has been my last go-to to de-stress and soothing hobby ever since I was a child.
I'm extremely worried about purchasing my cued knitting patterns on ravelry at the moment.
All of the pattern sellers on ravelry are women.
Recently, a significant chunk of popular businesswomen in the craftoverse have been revealed to be individuals who wholeheartedly believe other demographics of humans should be eradicated, criminalized, abused, and mistreated.
This month, I've nearly given $100 of my money to several sellers who have unmasked themselves as white nationalists.
I'm gutting.
I financially supported these individuals who actively work for the extermination of all people like me.
I don't want to inadvertently give more of my money to a seller who literally believes people like me are not human beings.
Anyone else who is a marginalized person and has this dilemma, please share how you navigate these situations.
I genuinely need help here.
Holidays are fast approaching.
My knit next cue is gifts for my loved ones.
I refuse to let one more penny go to a hateful stranger.
How can I know the truth worthy from the abusive?
If you have no experience of the situation, please ignore this.
And thank you for reserving your opinions for another time.
Thank you all for being here.
This person uses free patterns.
I feel you.
Okay, so look, I'm just saying, you guys are all Debbie Downers about women, but yet there are women out there on Etsy selling knitting equipment who are white nationalists who are posting cross patterns of swastikas and exterminate all the gay black trannies.
Okay, and you're fucking blackpilling.
You're fucking being a Debbie Downer and you're disowning your own women, but they're out there posting Nordic sun patterns and stuff.
And this guy, they're taking the money of the black trans, gay, elderly people with PTSD, neurodivergent, and using that money to quilt even more Adolf Hitler memorabilia.
Okay.
I know.
Very upsetting to see my chat not realize.
Quilting Hitler Memorabilia00:15:37
What is this?
Reddit Century Club.
This post got deleted.
I'll try to squint and read this.
I reported someone to HR for displaying an obnoxious Trump 2028 hat at work.
Do not fuck with me.
But seriously, I'm trying to understand the cult mindset.
Like you're so hooked on MAGA that you need to A, let your co-workers know it and B, in the most pejorative and obnoxious way you can think of.
And if you don't, you'll feel unfulfilled.
I wanted to understand it, but I can't.
I think that person got fired.
I think he get fired for having a Trump hat.
Donald Trump should just bomb your workplace afterward.
I feel like that's a fair tit for cat.
We're in the Trump America now.
So bombing workplaces for firing people for being a pro-America.
Seems fair to me, chat.
Trump can't run for a third time.
Oh yeah.
Does your piece of paper say that he can't run for a third time?
What's that piece of paper?
Is that piece of paper going to take up arms and force Donald Trump to not run a third time?
See what your piece of paper can fucking do, buddy boy.
Okay.
I'm getting tired, chat.
Sleepy time.
Josh sleepy.
Josh need to sleepy sleep.
And snooze and cruise.
Let's do the green.
Okay.
Is there anything else?
I felt there was something I wanted to say.
There is not.
Maybe I should eat during streams.
Maybe eepy.
Maybe I should eat during.
I should just start eating like Hassan Piker.
Maybe.
No, I shouldn't.
I shouldn't snack a roosky.
I even had a big breakfast today.
I usually eat very little, but I had two eggs and a bagel with butter on it.
I ate all of that food.
That generous, enormous breakfast.
I'm still hungry.
I should do crack.
That's a great idea.
I can think of no problems in my life that crack and Adderall could not fix.
Literally every single, every single issue that I have in my life could be resolved with crack and an Adderall.
Bill asks.
I'm boring.
Please do it.
Well, if you're going to say please.
All right.
Let's bash this out, chat.
Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator for 10, says, Glorious Q Emperor, now that I have to pick...
Why is this doing that?
Now that I have to pick between the first couple of super chats that irritate you and spawning a bunch of bullets.
What a dilemma.
Spawn more bullets, obviously.
You can just give a really, really big super chat.
It spawns more bullets.
Donino for two says, very stoic and also very late and gay.
Thank you.
Sneed 83 for 5 says, he subscribed.
Thank you.
Melly, thank you to the guy who did five gift subs big boy pork chop.
I don't know why your shit doesn't show up in my fucking overlay, but nothing else works, so I don't know why it would.
Amp for 10 says, not the Idaho guy from last week, but per your recommendation, I armed myself with a Glock last week.
Can confirm it was fairly easy, paperwork-wise, and I walked out with a gun in about half an hour.
It was very, very easy.
Thank you.
And congratulations.
Chaos and control for two says living in a constitutional carry state feels good.
I bet it does.
Well, I know it does.
John for two says, Josh, you think Chinese sounds better than Japanese?
They're pretty close.
Japanese, I guess, is a little bit softer, but not by much.
Hi, it's me.
For two says, Null.
Hi.
It's me, literally.
Sorry, Gator for three says, Josh, I took your advice and I bought my first handgun, Glock17, this week.
I live in a state with no gay waiting period, no permit to carry, and no 10-round magazine limit.
I'm going to purchase more guns soon.
Thanks, Josh.
You're welcome.
You're welcome, Gata.
Genjada for 10 says, don't take exclusive kick deal or I can't super chat you tax-free bitch.
I tried to say this last week, but you thought I meant kick was broken.
Have the editor clip your take on Chris's arrest for YouTube.
Oh, sorry, that was a coin.
I should.
That's a good thing to clip.
You're right.
That was a long time ago, but there's a bunch of stuff I said about Chris that could be clipped profitably.
Good idea.
Timsco for 770 says, ugh, another week of Null not realizing the only reason Stripe can't service for him is due to a null pointer exception.
That's a terrible, terrible pun.
Thank you.
Okay, switching over to Rumble.
I have to process these differently.
They cannot show up on stream.
I'm sorry.
David Lamy for one says, come to England.
No.
Citrus Attic for one says, nuke England.
Yes.
Good idea.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, perhaps I can simply do both.
Oh, oh, with the, oh, because it doesn't show up on the, yeah, sorry.
I know.
Okay.
Now I understand.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Druby82 for two says, morning, Josh.
Do you not enjoy curry as a food concept or just Indian curry?
Have you tried tire Japanese curry?
I'm not a huge fan of turmeric.
I don't think there's any other part of curry besides turmeric.
So I don't really have an answer for that.
Bunker housing for five says reported for content consumement.
But that's a good thing.
I should be getting a medal for it.
Docs found for five says this coming Monday, October 6th is the harvest moon, the full moon closest to the equinox.
It will be big and spectacular.
Go and see it.
Okay, I might.
Good idea.
Thank you.
Pimmel Festa for one says nothing.
Thank you.
Melonslaw for two says, who will the person stream be on this year since you already covered the good old cow who died?
Rip Kobes, you were a real one.
It's not Cobes, but I don't say.
I always keep it a secret before I do the stream.
Asian Tech Support for 10 says, play the DBD Tranny Killer.
I have.
He's okay.
I think he has like an axe or something.
I don't remember what he does.
He can like walk vaguely faster, I want to say.
Oh, no, he has the clones that drop that you can teleport to.
I could do that.
Awaken 34 for five says, kind of as a preemptive troubleshooting tip, if a game runs like ass, put it in a solid state.
It's consistently helped me get games to run better without changing graphic settings.
I didn't realize people still did anything on a solid state disc unless it was like mass storage.
Thank you.
Failing for $100.
Oh my God.
Thank you for $100, as I just said.
It says, dearest Spookerator, I am said that I should not be eating pizza this weekend, so I'll give my pizza bucks to you and said, nah, bro.
I only eat pizza like once a month now because my life is suffering and will be forever and ever.
But I appreciate it a lot.
Thank you very much.
Invaded by the Salary King for $20 says, hello, Josh.
I'll be turning 27 soon and I'd like to immigrate to America from Australia.
What jobs or fields would be good to get experience and to help my odds of coming over?
I work in education now.
Any kind of trade, I imagine.
I mean, you're not Indian.
So your odds are pretty fucking low.
If you are Indian, anything, basically.
Isn't this like a question you could just ask AI?
Hold up.
Gemini.
Let's just try it.
Okay.
An Australian in education wants to move to the US.
What is the most likely job fields to get a visa?
Okay, let's see what the computer has to say.
It's looking.
It's thinking.
It's thinking really hard.
It says STEM.
Special education.
There is a significant nationwide demand for special education teachers to work with students with a wide range of disabilities.
This is a consistently understaffed area in many school districts.
If you know a second language, second language speakers are in high demand, as is bilingual education.
So if you can't get into STEM, if you use special ed, apparently that's a way forward.
Sounds reasonable to me.
Good luck with that.
Bunker housing for three says, Josh, going to, by the way, the numbers on the thing for Rumble is just like, it's bright lime green with a really, really thick font that's super tiny for the number.
So I can like barely tell what the fuck they are.
It's just, it's something that Rumble would do like for sure in UE design wise.
Josh, going for W40K on the elderly, but Josh, can we not do it with the immigrants and Inward people first?
If you disable Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, and HUD, you have like $2 trillion and it affects all of them equally.
Barrelo Furman for one says nothing.
Thank you.
Belligerent Brian for two says, all things being well, moved in with my girlfriend next week, lads.
We're going to make it.
Hashtag bloomer.
Gonna make her a Matt Enjoyer.
Shout out to devious Daves.
Congratulations.
Don't fuck up.
Lazy Gator for 10 says, Hey, Josh, first time in a while I've been able to catch you live.
Should have listened to TLDR's manifesto regarding British politics.
It's a really good listen.
No, why would I do that?
I can't even click your link.
I'm just warning you right now.
I literally cannot even click links in the Rumble Super Chat system.
But apparently, TLDR's manifesto regarding British politics isn't a very good listen, according to LaserGator.
Sorry, I cannot watch a second of it though.
Rat Lord111 for 2 says English one minute.
I don't know what that means.
Hopefully that's not a code word to kill somebody.
Scissors Addict for one says the poop poo proaches have been trying to buy puppet politicians in countries where they can't run for office themselves.
Ah, that would explain why everything has fallen to shit.
How are they buying the Chinese though?
The Chinese should say an Indian and instinctively their anti-Indian hatred should take over.
Saxon Bear says the Japanese love their clean streets.
It must have taken a lot to let in Indians suspicious.
It must be a lot of money, apparently.
Imagine how quickly their immigration policy will change when they walk outside and they see all this shit everywhere.
It's going to be hell to pay, I tell you.
Hell to pay.
Mouse Cop 5 for 5 says, we're in the pipe 5 by 5.
Thank you.
Citrus Addict for 1 says, all trendies like BDSM.
BDSM is simulation of actual sexual abuse and rape.
Interesting.
I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
I'm sure.
Oh, God, my notifications are back going because the stream's been on for so long.
Sneeto for one says, imagine defending Wikipedia.
What a huge faggot.
Imagine citing, imagine like revering Wikipedia.
Like, oh, my God, they actually say this old Wikipedia.
That's how you know it's even super mega true.
Remove Antler Menace for two says, SS actually stands for a SpongeBob stamp.
I don't think so.
It could, though.
We can make it stand for that.
Lelanthea for 10 says, thanks, Josh.
Orthodox emoji, ham jam.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Docs found for three says, as a numismatic appreciator, can you give your thoughts on the design of the challenge coin Pashtel is handing out?
Oh, God.
What the fuck is this?
Challenge coins handed out by cash.
Someone put a lot of thought into this.
KSH presented by the director of the FBI, Kash Patel.
That's real fucking cringe and gay.
I'm going to be real with you.
Probably also made up 10.
Now, about Tree Fitty01 for 5 says, can we hit the gold chat?
Can we hit it?
God bless the gold chat.
I don't have a goal.
I should have a goal.
It would help.
Humble Guardsman for three says, the boulder rolled back down the hill.
What am I going to do?
I know.
Tell me about it.
My boulder is always, always rolling back down.
Girlfriend Haver for 10 says, crazy how Kiwi Farms rewards antisocial behavior with praise and acceptance.
Next thing you know, you could have people cutting their dicks off for praise and acceptance.
Look, that is the opposite of antisocial.
That is over socialized.
It's a big difference, okay?
It's very and over socialized is a good thing.
Everyone should be over socialized.
Logistical nightmare.
Thank you, by the way.
For 10 says, no making KFC cooking stream on Gumroad win.
Never.
That sounds like a really bad idea.
I would like burn myself and everyone would laugh at me.
Thank you.
About Treat Fitty01 for 5 says, I have a confession.
I'm still half normie.
I involuntarily tap my foot when Cotton Eye Joe is playing.
I can't help it.
I also found Naundi through the Turkey Tom interview years ago.
So I think your YouTube strategy is smart.
I agree.
It is smart.
Everybody likes Cotton Eye Joe, though.
I wouldn't be too upset about it.
Space Allen for 50 says, Ham Jam.
Thank you, Space Allen.
I appreciate it.
Generic username and password for one says Josh at KFC.
And then there's a YouTube link, which I'm not playing.
I imagine that it's a nice video and it says only good things about me.
Ice Mexican for 10.
I try to brutally highlight this.
I guess I can try to highlight it.
No, I can't.
Oh, wait, I got it.
I have to highlight it in a really specific way to get the link to show up.
Oh, I know what this is.
That song is good, by the way.
I like that song.
Aura Inspector for one says, you had some quote probably years ago now that went along the lines of, may my death bring cries of angry cheers or something.
I can't find the exact quote or reference.
Please help.
It is one of the final lines in the book, The Stranger by Albert Camus, and it goes by.
Let's see.
Let me find it.
Last sentence of The Stranger.
It goes, I had only to wish that there'd be a large crowd of spectators the day of my execution and that they greet me with cries of hate.
That is what you're referring to.
TB Deluxe for five says, Josh, I want it to be fall spooky time, but when it's 90 degrees and humid, it ruins the mood.
How do you Floridians do it?
Should we listen to Al Gore and Man Bear Pig?
We stay inside until it's dark, basically, and we run the AC and we go to indoor events instead.
That's how we do it.
That's the secret.
You just don't go outside ever.
Giant Kazatski for one says, can you motivate me to finish runecrafting so I can max and get my virgin cape?
There is nothing anyone can say to motivate you to finish runecrafting.
The most fucking torturous skill ever created.
Penelope Festa for one says, it's so weird that you know niche words like Polenbula.
I know many strange things.
Ballistic Characteristic for 25 says, have a great weekend.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Eric Blair's Ghost for 12 says, shout out Unknown Soldier 2 and God, I want to fuck PPP's fat folds.
Also, check my X message.
After that, I don't think I will.
ANN did nothing wrong for 5 says, I was telling a friend about Foodie Beauty.
Say what you like about her.
She's had some life and she's not boring.
It's true.
She was much better when she wasn't Muslim, though.
Torturous Runecrafting00:02:19
Banana Plugs for Five says, Happy Pizza Day, Josh.
You are my favorite non-slap.
Always.
I will watch the bots.
It says I'll be driving four hours to a wedding in half an hour.
Well, have fun.
Make sure to eat their food.
If you're getting invited to a wedding, they must provide food.
So that wasn't there like a song that I played once for a stream that was like a Serbian wedding music.
I remember when I played it, someone in chat says, Josh got invited to a Serbian wedding because I played that song.
Dizzy Until Death for five says, what's your rivals name?
I played rivals very briefly.
This is going to sound weird, but one of my main grievances with rivals is how fucking terrible the sound is.
Like all the lines seem to be from completely different sources.
The music doesn't like sync well.
It's just, it feels so fake and cringe.
And I just hate how the soundscaping is done.
I'm trying to remember.
I think I played.
The issue with Marvels is that everyone was really terrible when I played.
So I would be forced to play like a damage dealer.
But like, then the other players were terrible at like tank and shit.
And the tank class was like the most boring fucking thing to ever play ever.
So I played like a lot of the characters.
And there's one.
Oh, the squirrel.
Because she at the time, the game, when I played, the game felt like the damage of all the output, the DPS dealers, felt really, really low.
And Squirrel Girl, she can just spam grenades constantly.
So I would literally just hold down M1 and spam grenades constantly.
And people would try to fly at me and I would just whipshot them with fucking grenades and blow their ass up to pieces.
And she also had a really good escape and like a way to get out of the situation.
So if they try to jump on you because you were just killing all of them, you could just like bounce away from them.
And I think at some point they like nerfed her.
So anyways, I stopped having fun.
So I stopped playing.
But the squirrel was very, very, very good at killing fucking scrubs.
Collidante for 20 says, depressed because you're too smart.
Just be happy, idiot.
How smart can you be if you didn't figure that out?
Spamming Grenades00:10:23
Exactly my fucking point, bro.
Exactly.
Finally, someone gets me.
Thank you.
Eric Blair's Ghost for 10 says cat box file.
Very fucking good.
That'd be fucking good.
Under the sneeze.
Under the sneeze.
Don't chuck.
I break all the buck.
Under the sneeze.
Excellent.
Great job.
I love it.
Thank you.
Thank you, Luchador, for five says, if Kim was smart, he would have figured out how to make money and not done the stupidest thing anyone could ever can ever some wait can over something this stupid.
I don't know what that means, but I absolutely agree.
Thank you.
Squirting Bussy for 330 says, made you say ew, lol.
By the way, P.S., please go on the Alex Jones show.
That would be so funny.
I don't do cameras, so I don't think he would let me in.
But thank you.
I did not say ew because I knew that you're, I don't know.
It just didn't make me go ew like some usernames do.
Porglack for two says, I like how you got bored and threw all the threads on your website into a big pile.
So I put my phone on a mini cooper so that now you're talking as a British car.
That's stupid.
Humble Guardsman for five.
If you aren't striving for theosis, what are you even doing with your life?
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Thank you.
Pastel Starlight for five says, it's going to hurt her little girl now, but she'll be better off in the long run.
No more cycles of promises and disappointment.
That's a very depressing message.
Thank you.
Bunker Housing for five says, I might miss next week.
Richard Stallman is coming to Sweden.
Woohoo.
Anything you want me to ask him?
No, if you just email Stallman, he'll reply like nine times out of 10.
He spends a lot of time replying to emails.
11 Circuits for 2 says, thanks for the stream.
Hamster emoji.
Thank you.
Unkind Naysayer for 2 says, born to die, world is a fuck.
Kill them all.
1989, I'm trash man.
410,757,864,530 dead immigrants.
Oh no, you got me with the last word.
I said something bad.
Simuligan for one says, Joshua, Apple has the widest board of directors.
Now he's making the farms middle list.
And cancer treatment's coming in.
Anal cancer treatments.
Look, I was just considering maybe I should get an Apple device because what was it?
Oh, I hate Samsung and Google.
But then Apple also sucks.
So the only correct solution is to burn all technology and live in the woods.
Always, Mr. No for five says, if you manage to train an AI to understand your words, you'll be a millionaire.
Why?
Am I particularly hard to understand?
Is that what you're saying?
Anime Extremist for one says, this is the video footage of your boy Zach Diverse State in Comics.
He was interviewed by Comedy Central in a hit piece.
I don't care.
Look, I'm going to be real with you.
He's boring.
Fuck him.
Sorry to say.
Awaken 34 for 10 says, I know it's not really your thing, but I'm wondering about your views on things like PAL World lawsuit or how Xbox just bumped up their Game Pass prices.
Well, everything is going up.
You will owe nothing and you'll be happy.
The Pal World lawsuit is fucking cringe, and it's one of the gayest things that Dunkey has ever like.
Dunkie is such a Nintendo fanboy that when he saw that Pal World was like integrating concepts that were Pokémon related, he threw a big bitch fit with his fucking foot face wife and was like, Oh no, they're making Pokemon balls and making Pokemon into like sex trafficking violent gangsters.
And he cried about it.
And then he saw Nintendo 2.
He's like, Yes!
Yes!
Unlimited corporate power!
Yes!
Unlimited intellectual property rights over everything all the time.
Yes, finally.
Only Nintendo will ever be allowed to own anything as a concept.
Yes.
Yes, this is what we need.
Fucking hate fucking recards like that.
Central Deck for one says, the completionist is a Jeet 2, so I don't know what operating.
He's Lebanese, bro.
Don Julio 56 for 2 says, I got here late.
Josh, did you shit in the boomers, Josh?
I did.
I did shit on boomers.
Not in boomers, but on them.
Murdoch Chan for $50.
Thank you.
Says, bullet for the bullet throw.
Unfortunately, you were cocked out of bullets today.
Today is the one day.
I'll fix it for next year.
I'll fix.
Listen, I got the sticky note.
Right here.
I got the sticky notes.
I got some sticky notes, okay?
We're going to fix it.
We're going to fix everything next week.
Just one more week, chat.
Fix everything in the entire fucking world.
Senia Stanley for five says, Miles is also friends with the Ralph of Male and went to the Keel Stream Baby multiple times.
That doesn't bode well for him at all.
David S877 for 25 says, Hi, I have some money on my electric car charges.
And I briefly have uppercase I internet coverage.
That might have been an L. He's trying to, I think he's trying to trick me out once before.
Thank you.
Awaken 34 for one says, So Ralph found a new concubine for his seat.
Exactly.
Sneedo for one says, What do you expect, Josh?
Minnesota is a shithole that only favors Tim Waltz and big four-headed Somalis.
God, they're such ugly creatures.
They are pretty fucking hideous, aren't they?
Goes to Lotax for one says, It's not Halloween related at all, but are you ever going to do a stream playing quick adult chronicles?
That's a game that took a decade to come out.
We also need you to finish Sekiro.
Quick Adult Chronicles, not on my to-do list at the moment.
Zippity Dood for five says, justify locking the Mediker thread while wanting to generate more activity on the forum.
Is it locked?
I think I locked it because everyone was being fucking retarded.
Belligerent Brian for one says, Black Man Knits, we don't like knitters here.
This is a no-knitter zone.
I hate those filthy knitters.
I also hate knitters, man.
You can't trust them.
Might be a white nationalist.
Red Eyes White Dragon for five says, the irony is super keynote.
You've spent most of your life involved with computers and the internet, yet you fucking hate computers.
I'm not false in you or anything.
It's just funny.
Yeah, well, you know what they say.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Bot or not for 20 says, I hate Germans.
They can't design the Lord Square bailer that bails corn socks.
TTGD.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
That's a threatening message.
Fatty Catty for two says, the second biggest baldo victory since Nick getting Aaron to bust in our wives destroyed pussy.
Not my words, Nick.
Okay, thank you.
Awaken 34 for one says, you need to look up solid state SSD.
I think you mixed it up with hard drive HDD.
I know what solid state is.
I have NBMEs and shit on the computer.
Okay, thank you.
Fordier for five says, nothing.
Thank you.
No, sir.
Thank you.
And thank you, everybody who gave subs and stuff that doesn't throw up in the system, but I appreciate it.
All right.
I don't have an ultra song packed.
Let me check title.
Let me see what we got.
What are the songs that I liked recently?
Oh, you know what?
I might have played that before.
Um what's the song?
An untold story.
Okay, I like this song.
I'll play this.
This is uh could have been me by the struts.
Take it easy, chat.
Have a great first week of October.
I'll see you guys probably over the weekend, maybe.
If you're on Gumroad, gumroad at Matthew.com.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
I can't hear you.
I don't fear you.
All your doubts is the bad dialogues.
Dodging bush with your broken past.
I can't hear you.
I don't feel you now.
Rapture no regret.
What a waste of blood and sweats.
Oh, I wanna taste love and pain.
Wanna feel bright and shame.
I don't wanna take my time.
Don't wanna waste one life.
I wanna live better days.
Never look back and say, Could have been me.
It could have been me.
Yeah.
Don't wanna live as an unsung melody.
I'd rather listen to the silence set of me.
I can't hear you.
I won't fear you.
Don't wanna wake up on a Monday morning.
And for a while, it's getting my skin crawling.
I can't feel you.
I don't hear you now.
Rapting your regret.
What a waste of blood and sweat.
Oh, I wanna change love and pain.
Wanna feel bright and shame.
I don't wanna take my time.
Don't wanna waste one life.
I wanna live better days.
Never look back and say, Could have been me.
It could have been me.
Yeah.
I wanna taste love and pain.
Gotta feel bright and shame.
Don't wanna take my time.
No.
Don't wanna waste my life.
Just ran up and say.
Could've been me.
Could have been me.
Could have been me.
Could've been me.
I wanna change love and play.
When I feel bright and shame.
I don't wanna take my time.
I don't think one life.
I wanna live better than me.
Just rather look back and say, Could have been me, it could have been me.