King Cobra JFS's death from organ failure sparks theories of poisoning by ex-girlfriend NAL versus alcoholism fueled by Reddit users, while the episode covers a Microsoft class-action lawsuit, Marty O'Donnell's congressional campaign, and a Florida vehicular homicide involving an Indian truck driver. The discussion also details Jonathan Yanov's frivolous Human Rights Tribunal complaints, Nick Fuentes' declining poll numbers and incel rhetoric, allegations against Destiny regarding child pornography, Hassan Piker's controversial military targeting claims, and Groypers' alleged role as a pro-Newsom psyop, ultimately painting a chaotic landscape of internet drama, legal battles, and shifting political narratives. [Automatically generated summary]
But look, yeah, man, choose change, and times are strange.
Here I come, but I ain't the same.
Come on, come and home.
Come by, it seems to me.
You could have been a better friend to me.
I'm coming home.
Took me in and you drove me out.
Yeah, you had me in the tide, yeah.
Lost this motherfucking turn around by the fire in your eyes.
Made me cry, told me what I stand to say goodbye.
No, I'm coming home.
You'd be right, I could be wrong.
It's so bad, it's been so long.
Mama coming home.
The fish will be ever both alone.
You live before the falling.
Don't take this artist down, I just gotta be done in time.
I don't care about the sunshine.
But mama, mama, I'm coming home.
I am.
Took me in and drove me out, yeah.
You had me in the tide.
Knocked it out and turned around by the fire in your eyes.
I was in your bed about day apart.
I don't care about the sunshine.
I'm coming home.
So So if you have not heard the news somehow, King Cobra JFS has died overnight.
He was found this morning by his father, Clint, and he was found already stiff.
So at some point overnight in his sleep, he did die.
King Cobra JFS Dies Overnight00:04:35
This was, he was already, he was already on, people were on high alert because he had made the last video he had made, I should explain, was pretty sad.
I suppose I'll just play it.
He's describing what symptoms he's feeling.
So this is the last video.
He published it to Facebook.
I'll let him explain what is going on.
I feel like shit, Facebook.
It hurts to lay down.
Keoking and pooping.
Oh, man.
I feel like shit.
I'm hot.
I'm sweating.
I'm clammy.
My stomach hurts.
All night.
Keeling and using the bathroom.
But I will push through this.
Oh.
It hurts.
It hurts to breathe.
Fucking my stomach.
My stomach hurts.
He did get taken to the hospital and his father visited him there, but there wasn't, I don't think there was anything that could be done already at that point.
He was already in organ failure.
There was a couple theories that were posited.
And I should explain.
I haven't talked about Cobra in a while because he's basically been in a continuous alcoholic malaise for probably the last year, maybe even longer.
And it was not when Ozzy Osborne died recently, it was really obviously hard on him to the point where people in the thread were like very concerned because he was taking it pretty rough.
If you don't know, Ozzy is his favorite artist of all time.
So he did not handle that really well.
And he had been drinking more often than usual after Ozzy died.
So when he published this video, people thought, oh, he's probably an organ failure.
He needs to go to the hospital.
And people were listening to the police dispatch and they heard a call go out to his home.
I'll play that dispatch here.
I think if we just skip to 50 seconds or so.
It's just audio in case you're wondering.
That blue lips completely stiff and he is not breathing.
Can you tell us the number?
Slot 27.
Bobby.
What's the tech channel for their call force?
The Intact Halified.
So they call, someone picked up that overnight.
The police codes called for a coroner, not for the ambulance.
So when the police arrived, they didn't bother to do any kind of resuscitation because he had already been dead for a while and it was obvious there was no point.
So they called for the coroner.
There will be an autopsy to specifically identify his cause of death.
A popular theory that had been floated by some people is that his ex-girlfriend, NAL, also known as the Bog Witch, a truly horrific, despicable person who tormented Cobes and then stalked him after they broke up, sent him a quote-unquote care package that contained lily seeds.
And the specific lily that she had sent seeds from are a very poisonous species that if you ingest enough of their poison, you can die.
So unfortunately, a lot of the symptoms for lily seed poisoning are very common.
It's just like fatigue, shortness of breath, diarrhea, stomach pain.
So he complained about those things in his video.
But if it's just organ failure from alcoholism or if he was actually poisoned by something that she sent him, that will have to be determined by the coroner and the yet-to-be-conducted autopsy.
There was some speculation if the call was actually for him.
However, his father published a video address.
I will not play the video address because it is very, very, very sad.
There's no like, it's just depressing.
If you want to watch it, it's currently featured on the Kiwi Farms.
I also tweeted a link out to it if you're interested, but it is pretty gut-wrenching.
He obviously loved his son, and it's very difficult.
So the most likely culprit outside of NAL and the kind of conspiracy theory is just alcohol.
And Kobes didn't have much money, so he didn't get to buy alcohol all that much.
Watching His Father's Sad Video00:15:25
But have no fear, Reddit is here.
As I've mentioned, Reddit subreddits are completely unhinged and are like actually dangerous.
And the main reason for this is that Reddit is a Reddit and people who consider themselves progressive enough to post on Reddit have a moral code.
And that moral code is be a good hecking person.
That's the main thing that a Redditor strives to be.
Now, what is a good heckin' person?
Well, it's whatever they say they are.
And therefore, a bad person is everybody that doesn't fit into this narrow guideline.
When the Kiwi Farms was quite young, we would have people on the Kiwi Farms who would deliberate on if it was fair to troll Chris.
And I remember quite early on, without having any precedent, I just felt like this was objectively the most correct position.
I just said, look, you don't have to justify making fun of people on the internet.
And if you feel bad about what you're doing, you shouldn't do it.
That's your gut telling you that you're doing something wrong.
You don't have to cope about it and say, well, he said the N-word and he was a homophobic in the mid-2000s.
Therefore, it's okay to torment Chris forever and ever.
That kind of lofty, moralizing justification for making fun of somebody.
If you honestly feel bad about what you're doing, you shouldn't do it.
Redditors have took the opposite approach to this.
And they believe that what they do is some sort of objectively correct crusade that picks up where the justice system lets down.
So if someone is homophobic or racist, therefore they can call CPS on their families.
They can swap them.
They can do whatever, get them fired from their jobs.
In the case of Cobes, after his lizard disappeared, and to be clear, it probably was something that Cobes did.
He probably did open the door or something because he let the, I think he let the lizard walk around.
So he opened the door, went out for a smoke, forgot to close it.
The lizard got out and disappeared.
And it's like he's mentally handicapped.
So stuff like that is going to happen.
But Reddit, that's very unwholesome, small chungus.
And therefore, Cobes is no longer a good person.
He is an animal killer.
And animal killers are pretty high up there on the bad people list.
So therefore, every single thing that they could possibly think of doing to Cobes is henceforth justified.
That would obviously never fly on the Kiwi Farms because we take a completely different approach.
But on Reddit, where you can kind of ferret away and pretend to be holier than thou, then you can do whatever the fuck you want.
So Redditors have been sending EverClear by the gallon using DoorDash.
Cobes is an alcoholic and generally very low IQ with low impulse control.
So, when a bottle of Everclear shows up at his door, well, that's just a fun night.
So, they would send him cheap liquor.
They would send him Everclear.
DoorDash would deliver it because it was paid for.
And then Cobes would just show his ID.
And what do you know?
He's got a fifth of Everclear to drink that night.
So he was legit just guzzling Everclear, which, if you don't know, it's a famous brand of liquor in the United States.
It is 180-proof.
That means it is 90% pure alcohol.
It is almost pure ethanol.
It is generally used for mixing drinks, like fruity drinks and stuff, and supposed to be watered down.
The idea is that you have this extremely pure alcoholic beverage that you can use to add alcohol to drinks without adding a flavor to drinks.
But if you're a severe alcoholic like Cobes, that's just called a shot.
So he basically was guzzling free Everclear.
And if it is determined to be organ failure by alcohol, there has got to be some kind of vicarious liability for that.
I would love it if the people, because they're sending it by DoorDash.
So they're IDing themselves.
They're putting in their credit card information.
That can be traced back.
And it should be.
I want to know who it was that was spending money on DoorDash to send a mentally handicapped alcoholic bottles of Everclear every night until he literally died from alcohol poisoning.
I want to know who that was and I want to see bad things happen to them.
Because surely, if it's not a criminal law that's on the book, that is definitely some kind of negligence.
That's definitely some kind of wrongful death lawsuit.
I think they should be tied up in civil litigation until the day they fucking die because that's what they deserve.
So I hope that subpoenas are issued and the people that were doing that were found out.
I know that homeboy Clint is in a pretty bad headspace right now.
He basically said, don't contact me, don't do anything.
So people trying to give him advice are not welcomed at the moment.
And he basically, he doesn't want anything to do with any of the internet shit.
And he never has really.
But I think that he should start getting subpoenas out.
I think that the Wyoming Attorney General should look into it because one of their residents died as a result of people deliberately maliciously sending him Everclear to drink to death.
And, you know, he wasn't a fully put together mind.
So he was particularly vulnerable to that.
I don't think there's anything else I want to say about that.
It is sad.
It's very, and it's sad when like a kind of like a broader perspective as well, where it's like Cobes is one of those people that's been around for a very long time.
Like if you just go to his thread and you look at the first page, you have a timeline of somebody who was very young all the way up to somebody who looked really ragged in the last couple of weeks.
So he's been around for forever.
And, you know, we have like his high school videos all the way to like his last videos that he published where he was about to die.
And he represents a kind of continuity in regards to old school locale content that's on the forum.
He's one of the very few threads up until today that had the OG just green locale tag because he wasn't like H3H3.
He wasn't iDubbs.
You know, he wasn't Ethan Ralph or whatever.
He was like proper OG.
Like this is a silly person on the internet who is extremely unashamed of who they are and puts out content on the internet that people laugh at.
And there's not many of those left.
There's really not too many of those left.
It's like a it's like saying something that's uh kind of nostalgic in a way.
I go away too.
Kind of like when you get news about like AOL closing or Cephabat nature, like things that you remember going away.
It's sort of like, well, there wasn't much of that left, and now there's less.
That said, as I mentioned, I think that homeboy Clint should sue.
And February of next year is the 13th anniversary of the Kiwi Farms.
And I've been considering for a while what to do.
I was very heavily leaning already towards a silver coin.
And if Homeboy Clint would authorize me, I would mint the King Cobra JFS coin.
And I believe that half of the net profits could go to him.
And I would be more than happy if the net profits of that went to fund litigation against the people that were DoorDashing him Everclear.
So that is my offer on the table.
I'm not going to contact him, but actually other people don't contact him about this in the immediate time.
But in a couple months, as things progress, if he wants to reach out and organize something like that, I would be more than happy.
I'll probably message him myself at some point.
But if for whatever reason, an opportunity presents itself and you are able to present that offer on my behalf when it's more appropriate, feel free to.
My email is pretty public.
So that's my thoughts about that in total.
I don't want to, I was hesitant to mention the silver coin thing now because it's like, it feels very avaricious.
But like I said, if he needs to crowd, like I already had a couple ideas of what to do, but if he wants to crowdfund litigation off of proceeds from that, I'm more than happy to provide.
I think people would be a big, big fan of that.
So, you know, don't message Clint.
I'll message him myself later on.
But if something happens and he talks to people, you can relay that for me.
Okay.
I have two videos to play of OG Cobra content that was suggested to me.
I mean, they can use the money for whatever they want, just to be clear.
If they want to just use it for funeral expenses or whatever, I don't care.
They can choose not to sue if they don't want to, but suing people takes a lot of money.
So if they want to do that, just to be clear, they can use it for whatever they want.
That's just an offer, but circumstances given, that's my proposition at least.
So what I have is two pieces of OG Cobra content, about five to ten minutes of it.
And we'll watch that.
And then I don't know what I'll do.
In October of every year, I do locale streams.
I like to do streams about people whose story is basically over.
I already did a stream on Cobra is the thing.
So if I just did a stream on him from where I last talked about him to now, it would be really depressing.
It would be really nasty.
So I don't know if I'll do another stream on him again or if I'll talk about somebody else.
But for right now, let's just take a ticket gander.
I think I played these videos during the last time I talked about Cobb's, but we'll play him again.
You know what I'm saying?
It's less, man.
You don't say, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, this guy.
I've got an avatar.
Holy shit.
My skin's all blue from the black aired eye.
I look at blue skin clashes so horribly with my tainted teeth.
Oh, how fucking.
You know, it's when I think about this, a very profound thing about Cobra and his visage was that he had a lazy eye.
And I don't know if this sounds mean or not, but I'm thinking if we do a coin in profile, do you use his right side or his left side?
The la CI food for thought, check.
Lovely.
How fucking lovely.
Of course, it wasn't much of a mustache there to begin with, but yeah.
Oh well, for a ball of last, we guess.
If they ask, why is your scam blue, Josh?
I'm like, I thought I come in for an avatar.
I'm part avatar, you know.
Yeah, we are one of those funky looking dragons to work, dude.
That's definitely having a transportation.
Right?
Right.
Oh ho ho ho ho. Holy crap.
I look like shit.
This is highly amusing, actually.
Well, I look silly, don't I?
I forgot.
I forgot the context of this.
I was sat here like, wait, why is he blue?
And I think that what he's doing is he was dying his hair like super jet black, if I remember correctly.
I don't know if he was trying to do it blue or if it's like a really, really dark black that just happens to be like blue ink or whatever.
But as he dyed his hair, it got all over the fucking place because he didn't use a towel or whatever.
So this is the result.
Get me a camel filter list.
So tomorrow I have to work till 5 to 1.
I'll go into the courthouse tomorrow and pay my ticket off.
So yipper.
So I made a couple mistakes today, but you know, it could be worse, like I said.
So it's just you have to thumb it up this video.
People are like, what the fuck happened to King Cobra?
Oh, yeah, he did.
He tries to dye his eyebrows.
And I think he also tried to dye his facial hair.
And then I feel like he had the bright idea of like, let's dye my chest and shoulder hair as well.
It kind of looks very deliberate, like how he had like extra dyes.
So he's like, you know what?
You know what, tubes?
I'm going to dye the chest hair jet fucking black.
I'm going to get like an Ozzy Osborne chest hair going on there.
Gothic chest hair.
Lord.
But if anything, this video at least gives you a good laugh and helps you appreciate life a little bit more.
Like I said, it could be worse.
Oh, I'm Joshua, the French avatar.
So he's French.
I'm Pierre the Avatar.
Is being blue and also smoking a cigarette like all you need to do to be French?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, casacre blue.
Oh, hot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Apple, Apple.
What?
Nice.
You look like a retard, Josh.
I know I did.
Oh, man.
He was a fan of the OG V tuber of the annoying orange.
The OG V tuber.
That's how old school he was.
Sports brother talking about real.
My name's Webby.
I'm special.
I look so fucking stupid right now.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, man.
Oh, I look horrible.
I mean, I should die my chest hair black too.
That'll look really stupid.
Look like I'll blue boobs or some shit.
Blue boobs!
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
But at least my hair's black.
So, yipper.
I better wash this shit off and get in the shower.
So until then, I'll see you guys later.
Tell us this on King Coba Jeff has another video.
I'll catch you cool dudes later and do that.
Catch you cool Cobra's later.
I'll see you guys later.
Thanks for watching.
If you haven't seen stuff like this from Cobra before, you need to watch the stream that I did on him because I went back and I watched all of his like super old classic content.
He's not just like a strange dude who like ate really bad food on camera and drank a lot.
Like back in the day, he had a little posse of friends.
And I want to say that he was interested in making videos.
I think he was one of those people that had like a like an interest in film or something.
I know that there was a documentary that was made by him.
And the documentary about Cobra is really, really good.
It was just some weird guy and he wants to do like a little indie documentary.
And it just has the vibe of like you're just shadowing some kids in the middle of fucking nowhere who are like mall goths.
You know what I mean?
And they had like these strange vibes to them.
Dirty Cooking Oil And Real Life00:03:38
And it almost feels like an indie film of like of when they like deliberately set a film in like 1990s, like Kansas, and it's like dusty and dry.
And everyone has like a weird Napoleon dynamite sense of humor.
And it's just like everyone's a little bit weird, but it's like super wholesome.
It has that kind of vibe, but it's totally real life.
It was in Casper, Wyoming.
And Cobes is walking along train tracks and some of it.
And it's just like, it's just good vibes, man.
It's good vibes.
So you can watch that as well.
I would highly recommend that documentary.
That's in this thread somewhere, probably in the OP.
That's a good watch.
If you don't want to watch me, which I can understand.
This is more recent.
I want to say this was 2016.
So this is even further back.
I want to say this is like 2014, maybe even earlier.
This is 2016.
I got to clean my stove.
God damn it.
I'm sick of dropping shit, you know, but it'll get cooked off in the video in the fryer.
So all right.
Got all your French fries.
And as you can see, that's bubbling.
So what we're going to do is just, yeah, we're going to.
I would just dump these in here, but I don't want the crude sweater.
So that looks dirty.
Your next step is just.
So little known fact about me.
I used to work at a restaurant in Destin called the Letter Burger.
And I was the fry guy.
I was actually really, I don't mean to brag, but I worked at one of the busiest restaurants in the entire country.
We did $4,000 hours during spring break.
And I could bust two baskets full of fries into perfectly packed little mediums ready to go.
I could dump and salt and scoop with one hand, my right hand.
And I had a way of unfolding the packets with my left hand.
All the different sizes.
I had different techniques.
I was the only person that could master this art.
So I was the fry guy dedicated because I was good enough to bash him out fast enough to keep up with the man.
And as a result, I happened to know what clean cooking oil looks like.
And I happen to know what dirty cooking oil looks like.
And my expert opinion, given my year of experience, is that this is fucking dirty as shit.
And he should not be putting anything into this, especially not potatoes.
Like he wants nice and crispy and golden brown chat.
He's just dropping in there like that.
Yeah, fuck it.
It's honestly a miracle he didn't die in a house fire.
Oh my God.
No, it is.
Oh, no.
Holy shit.
Don't blow on it.
Don't blow on it.
God damn it.
Don't blow on it.
Fire fire.
Don't blow.
Stop.
Fuck my life, YouTube.
I need salt.
I need salt.
Yeah, or is he like putting salt inside of it?
What?
Oh, is he making like a protective circle out of salt?
Or is he trying to smother it with salt?
That might just be a protective circle, Chad.
I don't think he was trying to smother it.
Smooth in the two.
Yeah, I think it's a 50-50 chance that he was trying to smother it or he was trying to put a protective salt circle around the fire so it wouldn't spread.
But I mean, as far as spells go, that's pretty effective.
If you accidentally smother the fire while putting your protective circle down, then you just think it was a really good spell, right?
Salt Circles Or Smothering It00:03:48
Whatever works.
Who am I to judge?
All right.
That's Cobes.
This is one very short notice.
I woke up and I just got the message, Cobes is dead.
I'm like, no fucking way.
So I just tried to find some clips to put together last second.
And obviously, you can't do it justice.
The man's been around for 10 years and he had a whole story arc going on, multiple people coming and going.
How could you possibly pay tribute to that in a couple hours?
But as I said, the thread is super active right now.
People commiserating and sharing their favorite moments.
And you are more than welcome to participate or read along with that if you really want to.
And as I said, I'm open to talking to Clint at any point in the future, preferably before the end of the year, so we can get something going if he's interested in that.
All right, let's try to be positive, Polly moving forward and talk about some of the funny stuff.
Hopefully, lighten up a little bit.
We are going to talk about the news as I do, usually at the start of every stream.
And to do that, we're going to need a news hamster.
However, the news hamster is not feeling too good today.
He's also commiserating, chat.
So we have a sad news hamster.
And we don't have too much.
Actually, we kind of do have news.
So as I mentioned, last stream, there were some Kiwi creations to talk about.
One of which is the UK crime map, which you can find at migrantcrime.org.
He has a thread in the I think Internet and Technology Board.
True.
So if you want to, if you're in the UK and you're interested in tracking migrant crime, he has a whole cool little website set up with all sorts of different incidents reports from, I think, news or anything.
Yeah, it seems to be from the news.
So if you want to track migrant crime in the UK, here you go.
A product of the Kiwi Farms, as it were.
There is a ongoing or a lawsuit filed against Minecraft because when Minecraft sold the game to Microsoft, Microsoft suddenly wanted to switch all people who had Mojang accounts over to Microsoft accounts.
And then so they could track you and then eventually try to sell you game servers and replace the whole game with instead of the Java version, the Bedrock version, which is a Microsoft store thing that you have to pay to host your own servers.
And it's just a gigantic piece of shit.
So everybody fucking hates Microsoft and everybody still plays the Java version, much to their chagrin.
And if you would like to get even with Microsoft, well, good news.
A very conniving, feisty lawyer figured out that when Microsoft consolidated Mojang accounts into Microsoft accounts, they didn't warn you that the terms of service for your account was changing, that you would no longer be held to Mojang terms of service.
You would be held to Microsoft terms of service.
Well, chat, not telling your customers that the terms of service are changing when you do a merger like that is a civil offense.
And so a lawyer is starting a class action lawsuit for all people who had Mojang accounts that transferred their accounts over to Microsoft because Microsoft has violated your rights.
So there is a website that you can go to.
It's on KeyanBros, K-I-A-N-B-R-O-S-E dot com slash form.
And that is the lawyer suing.
So, if you want to enroll in this and get updates and claim to be a part of this affected class, you may do so at that site.
So, I will definitely be participating.
I feel that my rights were infringed when I lost my beloved Mojang account.
And shockingly, I was not told that the terms of services would be updated.
Mojang Terms Of Service Lawsuit00:13:20
And I read those.
So, I need compensation.
I need a $20 gift card.
Okay.
I feel like everybody on the planet Earth is a part of this class, just to be clear.
Marty O'Donnell, who is the composer for the Halo game series, is running for Congress.
He put together this very silly video about how politicians are liars.
So, I guess we'll just play through this and watch a minute of it.
This is, again, this is the composer for Halo.
He's running for Congress in Nevada.
You're a Nevada voter.
I think Nevada elects its one congressman at large.
I'm pretty sure.
They're one of those states that has two senators and one congressman.
So, they have a congressman at large.
I'm pretty sure I could be wrong, but I'll see what his video says.
Hey, everybody, Marty here with a story.
A story you probably already know.
Once upon a time, there was a farmer and his wife.
They had a goose, and the goose laid eggs.
One day, the goose gold egg.
The farmer and his wife sold it for a lot of money and got filthy rich.
Then they waited for the next golden egg.
It took too long, and they got impatient, decided to cut open the goose to get all the rest of the golden eggs.
And what they got was a dead goose.
The end.
The traditional moral of the story, don't be greedy.
My moral of the story: if you want more golden eggs, be nice to the goose.
Also, don't mistake the golden egg for the goose that laid it.
This is a very strange campaign ad.
So, what is the golden egg in our country?
Who is the goose?
And what does this have to do with our government?
The goose is all the working people, middle-class families, and small businesses.
That's me, Chad.
He's talking about me.
He's talking directly to me.
And healthy communities in every corner of this land.
The federal government has mistaken the golden egg for the goose.
They focus on being nice to the money supply.
Big banks, big business, big unions, big whatever, and expect those things to create more golden eggs.
And that's where we find ourselves today.
Since 2000.
Okay, Marty, I have a suggestion for you, buddy.
Scrap all that goose talk.
Fuck the goose.
Here's your campaign.
We're going to buck break Stripe.
We're going to arrest the Collison brothers and have them extradited from Ireland.
And we're going to deport all the Jeets, all 55 million of them.
They're all gone.
I think that is a winning strategy.
I wish you luck, Marty.
Apparently, Nevada has four representatives.
I'm not sure which district in particular he's running for.
Let's see what it says on his profile.
He's running for Congress again.
He does not say which district he's running from, so I can't tell you.
But he needs to revise that.
He needs to scrap that and just go, look, we're getting rid of the Jeets.
All right.
Speaking of the Jeets, I have a whole Jeet section lined up.
I received a nice email from Kraken, which is one of the only custodies I haven't been banned from.
I've been banned from Coinbase for about 10 years.
I got banned from Uplift.
I got banned from Gemini.
Kraken was the last one holding.
And thankfully, they were one of the only ones that allowed you to onboard an off-board XMR, which I am a big fan of.
As many of the people in the XMR chat don't know system know, I never forget to read my XMR chats, especially not when Fintard sent me $150 last week and I just completely forgot to read them.
Never happens because I'm such a big proponent of Monero.
Anyways, Kraken sent me a message and they said, hello, Joshua.
We were good to inform you that we have closed our Kraken account for security reasons.
Are unable to provide you the reason why you will be open unable to open another account and we cannot discuss this matter further.
We apologize for this inconvenience.
Regards, Pajit, Kraken support.
So, fuck you, fuck you, and go fuck yourself.
Nice letter, nice and concise.
I'll give them credit.
No, no messing around.
Just go fuck yourself.
So, I did the only thing that I know how to do.
I chimped out.
I broke out my brand new sheet of SpongeBob stamps, and I wrote Senator Ashley Moody, Representative Aaron Bean, Senator Rick Scott, the U.S. Office of the Controller of the Currency, Customer Assistance Group, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, Office of the Investor Education Advocacy, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, and the Small Business Administration's Office of the Inspector General.
And I sent them all out.
And you might think, Josh, you're wasting your time.
You're just blowing in the wind right now.
Well, here's a nice message from Kraken's CEO, Ajan Sethi, who says, this should be fixed.
Let us know if you have any issues.
What we provide is a utility and, in many cases, a human fundamental right.
If you have any other issues with you or anyone, please send it to us as soon as possible.
So I now have my Kraken account back.
Now, what I don't have is an explanation for why it was banned to begin with.
So I will be listening and waiting, SARS, to see if it is ever actually explained to me because it is a fascinating moral line there.
Okay.
I would just love to know.
So always chimp chat is the moral of the story.
Always chimp.
I'm Jup.
The goose is loose.
We just slaughtered the goose, unfortunately.
Next, many people have seen this.
Well, let's get angry again.
This happened in Flowrida.
So Josh Moon, most affected.
Here we have two good SARS.
One of them reading about how to kill all the Christians who live in America.
Oh, he's not holding a book.
It's actually just like his, I don't know what the fuck that is.
It's just like a card or something.
So they're just driving around in Florida as you do.
And oh, gosh, darn it.
The American highway system.
I can't read any of these signs.
My dashboard GPS told me that I missed my exit.
Shocks.
The next exit's in like 20 miles and I get paid per delivery and not by the mile.
So I guess I got to get off on the next exit.
No, actually, we're going to do a U-turn here in the middle of the highway.
Let's see how that goes out.
Yeah, just do a nice little UE right here.
Up.
Ah, shit.
A family of three, two white children and a mother completely fucking dead because they crashed to the side of the SUV.
Let's check it out how the Jeets are feeling about murdering three people, two children.
God, you know, I can't believe I missed that exit, he thinks to himself.
I sure would love some curry right now.
I wonder if my wife and her 15 relatives got that remittance check I sent back to India.
Maybe.
And yeah, in case you wonder, that's not a joke.
It was a mother and two children.
They're all fucking dead.
The Florida Highway Safety and Motor Vehicle Department put out a statewide release about the illegal U-turn truck driver arrested for vehicular homicide.
His name is, let's see here, a criminal arrest warrant, Hajinda Singh.
Hajinda Singh for three counts of vehicular homicide.
Does it say the victims?
Because I think there's a nice picture of them.
It's really sad.
It is literally like a white family was just completely fucking obliterated from the face of the earth because this Pajit couldn't wait 20 minutes to do a U-turn or rather to do a turnaround at a junction at the next exit.
So he just, what happened is that there was an authorized personnel only, like a police like traffic stop, like where they set up their speed cameras and stuff and just eat donuts and play Doom on their laptops while waiting for somebody to drive past really fast.
He tried to do a U-turn through one of those, which is from the right lane.
Let's take a look at this.
You can see it on the back.
So he's in the right lane and he says, ah, shit, I need to make this turn, saw.
So he turns from the right lane across the left lane into the unauthorized personnel area and has completely blocked the traffic.
Like this is how you would block the cars if you were trying to set up a barricade.
And ups killed three people.
Shit, man.
Gosh darn it.
Let me put this in the park.
This fucking idiot, they ran into my semi-truck.
You know, this is the kind of traffic that happens every fucking day.
You know why he's not phased by this?
A year ago, when he was in Sukti Pujahar, the most sacred region of India, he saw this accident happen eight times a day every day, his entire life.
And this is just like, it's your fault for not checking to see if I was turning from the right lane with that tablinka saw.
So it's just like, ah, you know, just another day on the road.
You know how it is.
No concern for human life because that's just how they are.
The American truckers, by the way, this is ATU Truckers, ATU Truckers.
This is an excellent Twitter account.
I have been following them for months.
They have been signaling the imminent fucking demise of the American logistics system because of H-1B CDL drivers.
They have been blowing the horn.
I've been retweeting them.
I've been trying to promote them, but they've been talking about this for like as long as I've been back on Twitter.
And they got no, they barely ever get any interactions on any of their fucking tweets, but they've been on it.
They're OG.
They care about the issues.
They're truckers.
They represent truckers.
And most of their tweets get like a dozen likes or whatever.
And then finally, people have noticed that the highways are unsafe.
It was one of the first things I noticed, by the way.
I remember when I landed in DC and I rented a car and I was driving around.
I even posted a picture on Twitter of I was driving next to a semi-truck that legit just had like the Hindu symbol.
It's like this scribble.
So it's just like all the truckers, and I see them every time I pull over at like a gas station or something.
I just see a guy with a fucking turbine filling up the diesel on his on his truck.
And it's like, are you trying to pretend that we don't have people willing to drive trucks in the United States?
Are you trying to pretend for real that we don't have the human capital in the United States of America to drive pickup trucks?
And are you trying to pretend that we are not about to just automate delivering by pickup truck anyways?
That there's not like eight different companies competing to make CDL driving a thing of the past anyways.
That we absolutely urgently need to import 55 million H-1B CDL drivers to make up the shortage.
No other way.
We can't just wait this shit out.
We can't just pay people more money.
No.
Okay.
So American Truckers says that the State Department has freezed all work visas for commercial truck drivers.
So everybody who has been pending or wanted to apply from India to or anywhere in the world to come drive a truck in the United States as a commercial driver, their applications have been frozen and they're not accepting any new ones.
So now all the trucks, trucking companies in the United States have no choice but to hire America, which is a huge win, obviously.
The American truckers guys, they couldn't be fucking happier with that news.
Senator Marco Rubio confirmed this and said effectively and effective immediately, we are pausing all issuance of worker visas for commercial truck drivers.
The increasing number of foreign drivers operating large tractor trailer trucks on the United States roads is endangering American lives and undercutting the livelihoods of American truckers.
I don't even have a slide for this, but the department, NHTSA, conducted a Department of Transportation, I think NHTSA, they did a test.
So, if there's ever a commercial driver license crash, the Department of Transportation comes in and conducts a competency survey to find out who's at fault.
I guess, kind of like how if there's ever an airplane incident or near-miss, they do a really rigorous investigation.
This is kind of like a mini version of that for the roads when it comes to commercial drivers.
So, they conducted a field interview with this guy after the accident.
He could recognize 12 of the or two of the 12 signs.
So, he had a competency of two of 12 when it comes to identifying American road signs.
And he failed the English exam.
So, he can't fucking read.
And if you're European, you should know that our road signs are not like European signs.
If you've ever driven in Europe, you would know that almost all signs in Europe have no text whatsoever because it's a multilingual continent.
So, drivers driving from Latvia to Spain are going to see many different languages, but they're all going to see the same road signs.
The U.S., we're not so creative.
We don't have perfect iconography for all of our signs.
Half of our signs are all text.
So, you'll see a stop sign, but it says only on except for going right.
Or you'll see, generally in the United States, you can make a turn on a red light if you're going right, but oftentimes they have a sign that says no turn on red.
And if you can't read English, you can't read no turn on red.
And then you're going to create hazardous driving conditions.
If you're driving around the DC metropolitan area, by the way, they have enormous signs taller than two people standing on each other that span the entire width of a four-lane highway that explain very precise rules that only apply during certain days, during certain times of the days for certain drivers, maybe sometimes car pullers.
And there's no fancy icons for this.
You can either read that fucking sign or you're going to be really confused.
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People are going to be honking at you pretty violently.
So, there is a lot of reading to do on the road in the United States because we have some very interesting infrastructure and it requires understanding of how to navigate it that can't be explained through arrows and glyphs and other things like that.
So, if you can't read, you're not going to be a good driver.
And the fact that there are people driving at all, like they shouldn't just go after this guy.
Here we go.
Here's the lieutenant governor of Florida manhandling this fucking murderer who wiped out a family.
It's for him to be, I think, arrested.
I don't know if they're going to deport it.
I think they're charging him with vehicular amount homicide.
So, I guess he's going to jail.
So, here's here.
We have this guy, by the way.
Let's take another look.
Hear him smug, doesn't give a shit.
Ho ho, three white people dead.
Who gives a shit?
Happens in India all the time.
And now we got a little bit more of a meek posture and demeanor here, chat, as Lieutenant Governor Collins is hauling him off.
I suppose he fled the state or something that they had to fly him in.
Yeah, please help me, Saw.
There's no help coming, Sa.
Give up hope, Sa.
Um, what was I going to say?
We, oh, we shouldn't just go after him.
He got here somehow.
What was his immigration authority?
How did he get in?
Who hired him?
You know, we need to know the specific people responsible for bringing mass murderers into the country, which is what this is.
Three people died, so it's a mass murder.
If three people died due to a gunfire, that would be a mass homicide event.
That would be news.
Three people died in Walmart getting shot by an AR-15.
That's news.
Three people died on what are we going to do about guns?
How did he get a gun?
Was he on medication?
Did he have medication when he got the gun?
You know, that kind of shit.
Okay.
Well, this guy killed three people on just driving down the road in Florida.
So we're going to treat that similarly.
How did this Indian get to this country?
Who vetted him?
Who hired him?
Did this person commit fraud to get his visa?
We're going to be asking similar questions.
And unlike with guns, there's much more direct causality here.
Who are the people getting commercial driver's license for Indians?
How are they getting them?
Is there's people in the Department of Transportation of Indian descent shitting out commercial driver's license for Indians because they get kickbacks from firms.
The people who signed off on this in the government also need to be looked at.
Because I guarantee you, if you look at the Department of Transportation, how they issue CDLs, you're going to find all sorts of fucking suck deek sings and shit just dumping these, conducting the test in Hindi and whatever the fuck.
They basically need to rattle this shit as hard as they possibly can.
And one more nice little Indian update.
The artist, George Alexopoulos, I believe is his name, made this pretty straightforward political cartoon demonstrating his criticism of mass immigration and CDL drivers.
However, G Prime85, I don't like him.
I can't remember what it was.
He was like annoying or something.
I can't remember what it was, but he pissed me off at some point.
I stopped following him because he annoyed me.
But Ian Miles Chong, Malaysian, ugly, disgusting.
He took that image and ran it through a image-to-image AI thing and created a derivative of it that looks a little bit more like realistic.
And then he posted this that's in many such cases.
And then people pointed out that he stole the art from Georgie Alexopoulos.
And the note that was posited on his art, his AI-generated image says, the image is an AI-generated filter over artwork created by G Prime85.
Ian Miles Cheong is using the fact that it is AI-generated to avoid crediting the artist.
And then Ian responds to this and says, to avoid crediting the artist, ha ha ha.
No, I did it to piss him off.
In case you're wondering, because you haven't heard much about Ian Miles Chong, he's so unpopular that despite how good the sloppy top he is that he gives Elon Musk, Elon Musk no longer promotes him.
And I think if we go to his Twitter account, I don't know if it's, oh yeah, here we go.
He gets like a couple likes on his messages now.
Oh, this is one of his old ones.
This is the most recent one.
So, because he pinned it.
So he gets like a couple likes.
Most don't even break like double digits anymore.
So he's basically completely irrelevant.
And I didn't intend to show.
Actually, you know what?
I shouldn't show this because it's on stream.
But Elon Musk has replaced Ian Miles Chong with his new love, which is Annie Chan.
I was scrolling down Zitter and I got to see an anime girl dancing in her underwear because Elon Musk is just openly gooning to fucking anime porn on his main Twitter account.
Apparently, you can ask her to strip and dance for you.
iOS users only at the moment.
Remember, by the way, birth rates are very low.
So we got to do something about that.
By the way, I'm making an AI porn bot for everybody that has a Twitter subscription.
We're going to make it tomorrow's, by the way.
Yeah, Elon Musk loves it.
Unfortunately for Mr. Musk, he's going to have to share Annie Chan with Ethan Ralph.
You think that Elon Musk is pure evil?
Sa, saw the elite human capital at XAI have assured me that these are the finest of anime porn robots and it will have no dire consequences for the human race.
Ah, we need more elite human capital driving on our streets.
The birth rates are so low, saw.
That's why we need more anime pornography and Indian migration, saw.
All right.
Thank you, Newshamster.
I know it was hard to come in today, but we now have the content.
Actually, let me get a sip of it real quick.
So speaking of prostitution chat, Aniza Jamha has made her triumphant return to the pornography platform OnlyFans.
She announced that she had a big announcement to make before telling people this, and it led some to speculate in absolute abject horror and misery that perhaps Aniza Jam Ha was pregnant and the poisoned womb of this psychopathic monster might be breeding offspring.
Good news.
She is simply being a prostitute somewhere.
Now, I know it's not too interesting to see a dumpy, frumpy, tatted-up hoe trying to look awkwardly and look sexy as awkwardly as possible.
But don't worry.
These are apparently going to get extra spicy because someone else is joining her to make some content.
Some spicy content, as they like to say.
Why did iDubbbs never do OnlyFans?
iDubbbs responds, I'm not opposed to it at all.
There's a lot I want to do.
Make videos, win a boxing match, do a muscle up.
OnlyFans just not super high up on my list.
Maybe if I spend some more time at the gym, it will be.
So he's going to do it.
He's going to sit in the cut corner and let Aniza get railed and then allow this to be published on the internet.
So don't worry.
Ian gets to be a prostitute too.
Suffer.
Next on the beauty parlor roundup, we got Jonathan Yanov.
Worth mentioning, by the way, because it's been so long since I last talked about Yanov and so infrequently that I do talk about him these days.
But I should do a quick roundup.
I did a stream on Jonathan Yanov.
I would recommend that if you don't know who he is.
But back in the day, Jonathan Yanov first became famous because he used the Human Rights Tribunal of Canada to file complaints.
Now, generally in the United States, when you file a sue somebody, you have to lawyer up yourself and you have to bury your own costs.
And there are pros and cons to this system.
But generally, because you have to pay for your own attorney, most people are dissuaded from filing frivolous litigation because it's just so time-consuming and costly and you can't get out of it once you're in it.
So unless you have like a really good reason, most people don't sue or unless you're really rich, most people don't sue.
Jonathan Yanov and the Human Rights Tribunal have a different story.
In Canada, if you file a human rights complaint because it's a human rights complaint and not a civil suit, don't worry.
The government will prosecute it for you and you don't have to pay shit.
So what Jan Yanov did is as a tranny, he went out of his way to find female-only things that he could try to get into and then be denied service.
So he went to a first, for instance, he went to a first-generation Korean woman's man, like body sculpting thing.
I don't know how to describe it, like beauty, beautician.
She's a beautician and she only does women.
And in particular, he asked for Brazilian wax.
Now, Brazilian wax cannot be performed on a person with male sex organs because by definition, definitionally, they lack the parts that are waxed during a Brazilian wax.
When informed of this politely by the Korean woman, Jonathan Yanov threw a fit and complained to the Human Rights Tribunal, who then began prosecuting the person who then had to lawyer up by themselves to defend themselves against the government that was used like an attack dog by Yanov.
This was scandalous.
He did this with 12 other people.
And in particular, he seemed to go after beauticians who did their work from inside their home.
So basically, if you wanted a Brazilian wax by a Korean woman as a Korean woman, you would go to this woman's house and then she would just wax you and there would be no issue.
So he wanted to be alone with this woman in her house while naked while she was waxing his balls, basically, which was the media tagline for this, wax my balls.
Jonathan Yanov was one of the first, the people so disgusting that he broke containment and people were allowed to tranny bash publicly on the internet.
And he was one of the first dominoes to really fall in the trans facade.
But before that, it's worth mentioning that Yanov was very powerful.
He had a great, he was one of the first people that was able to seriously damage the infrastructure of the Kiwi farms.
In particular, when I lived in Buffalo, I used Kolo something, Kolo Crossing in Buffalo as my data center.
And Kolo Crossing was owned by a office company.
I forget the name of it.
Yanov called up the parent company of Kolo Crossing and complained to them about the Kiwi farms and the content on the Kiwi farms.
And they literally physically unplugged my devices in my cabinet in Kolo Crossing.
And I had to overnight them to a different data center on short notice or no notice, actually.
So he was a tech guy before he became a gross tranny called JY Knows It.
And he had a bunch of social media presences.
He was very good at SEO, very good at hiding things, just like Liz Fong Jones, but a little bit shittier because he didn't have a connection at Google.
But what he did have was a connection at Twitter.
There are pictures of him as Jonathan Yannev before he tuned out, standing next to the co-founder of Twitter.
And surprise, surprise, if he talked about Jonathan Yanov and how he was suing people and sexually harassing people on Twitter, GERCANT would be banned and all your posts about it would be deleted.
In fact, there were posts about Jonathan Yanov on popular feminist accounts, not obscure blogs just making fun of him, but actual popular feminist accounts on WordPress that were deleted and the account was banned and all their content was deleted.
And WordPress is notoriously difficult to get things down off of.
I had family members who had really nasty things made of them posted on WordPress blogs that they could not get down until they got a court order to do so because they were defamatory and distressing.
But Jonathan Yanov without a court order and with just a complaint was able to get entire feminist accounts that were legitimate criticisms of him taken down overnight.
He was the quintessential tech trune.
He was a quintessential example of how trannies wanted to use the internet to censor people and how they were very effective at doing so.
So while now he's a fat, gunted joke who's homeless, bouncing between places that he's getting kicked out of, facing multiple criminal charges, at one point in time, this deranged lunatic second generation Israeli immigrant tranny freak was actually not helpless and fat and disgusting and homeless.
He was in a very powerful position of authority and he was using that authority to rigorously scrub the internet of everything that he did not like and was able to get away with it for years and years and years until eventually the damn broke because he went too far and was suing people for not waxing his balls.
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So never forget, I will bang on this forever.
They are evil and when they get their way, they never stop and they almost completely blotted out any criticism of them.
They were that close.
They were that fucking close where they were getting our hardware kicked between different providers.
They were getting streams about them taken down off Twitter, posts about them on Twitter taken down streams on YouTube, sorry.
Blogs taken down about them on even censorship resistant sites like WordPress.
They were that fucking close.
So don't ever buy into the, we just want to, we just want to pee.
Don't ever buy into that.
Don't ever forget.
Don't ever forget that when they say we just want to pee, that's not actually what they want.
They want to completely and totally control what you can say about them so that they can rape with impunity.
That is the moral here.
Now, this is a real throwback.
If you don't remember Giggly Goon Clown, you're very lucky.
Back in the day when we were talking about Mr. Beast's pet tranny, Chris Tyson, Chris Tyson got into a little whoopsie doodle and so did Finster for that matter because they were all in this big Lovey-Dovey circle for sissy hypnosis tranny shit, right?
And one of the people in this group chat they happened to be directly adjacent to was a guy called Giggly Goon Clown who had audio leak of him sending, I can't remember who.
It was somebody that Finstra was directly associated with and was in these circles with, but they uh they leaked out this audio.
And Giggly Goon Clown is basically just vigorously masturbating into his microphone saying that he loves child pornography and can only get off Jean Hollywood.
That is who Ella Jean Hollywood.
Um, that that conversation and Hollywood was super into it.
Thought that this was super awesome.
Uh, Goon Clown masturbating and saying that he was aroused by children getting raped.
Literally, is what he was saying.
It was completely unambiguous stuff.
So that was a long time ago, and he basically disappeared off the face of the planet until a couple Redditors decided to go to his house.
And this is, I want to say, the first, I'll just play the entire thing.
Why not?
I'll just play the entire thing.
There'll be no problem with that.
Me playing the entire thing.
There'll be no issues whatsoever with me just playing the entire thing here, real quick.
Just no issues.
Oh, it's 300 megabytes.
That's why.
Okay.
It's gotta be.
Your son calls me mommy.
Okay, just right off the bat.
Um, they found his car.
He has the boy kisser sticker, like a vinyl sticker, the boy kisser meme in the back.
If you ever see this fox, whoever's posting it is a pedophile.
It is like the most pedophile-coated shit on the planet.
And unfortunately, if you go to places like W place and you see, there's like pixel art of this fucking pedophile meme everywhere.
I got a lot.
Is that a soy jack?
What the fuck is that, dude?
What the fuck is that, man?
This was called make sure that it's red.
Just posting some soy jacks on the uh giving them some soy jacks to take home.
Hi, are you Christine?
No, no, Catherine.
Yes.
Hi, um, we're a film crew.
We're filming a documentary, and we were wondering if Orion Grant Passmore lives here.
Uh, well, yes, he does.
Why?
We wanted to interview him.
Pardon me?
We wanted to interview him.
Well, he's not here at the moment.
Oh, well, uh, that's a lie, by the way.
My name is Carl.
Dude, that's not a frog voice.
I think that's um, I want to say that's his mom.
I'm not sure if that's his mom or like another tranney doing like a troon voice.
And who was the person that ran across my yard?
I don't know who you're talking about.
Fuck off.
That's the goon clown.
That's the goon clown.
Fuck off our property now.
I'm sorry.
Now we're calling the cops.
Okay.
All right, we'll leave.
I apologize.
They don't fucking ever come back because it's my grandmother's house.
We have never been here.
We have never been here.
Disrespecting her property.
Always wanted to ask her.
We have never been here, sir.
This is the first time we've been here.
I apologize.
We'll leave.
You know, see what the commander has for us.
All right.
So we got some intel, some stuff from the scene of the crime.
Oh, no.
Taking a look at that.
It's kind of hard to see.
That one's kind of torn up.
It's red.
It's red.
Red, Joyce.
That's a Cobson.
Cobson Goon Clown.
Let's just do it.
Cop, cop, Jack.
There we go.
It's just getting started.
Ryan?
Rarian.
I guess that's a new one.
It's like the there's something wrong with zoomers.
There's something really wrong with them.
Oh, shit.
Get that cloth.
Get that cloth.
Get that cloth over there.
That's a great...
We did it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
This was...
This was all there.
Okay.
Goon clown round two where he's gonna drive by now and they're just gonna drive menacingly in front of his house.
Okay, what's it look like in New Mexico?
See what's going on there.
Take us around.
Look at that.
Oh my gosh.
The boycaster is cooler.
They're just gonna do low things around his house.
Cool.
Okay.
So there you go.
That's your live field report from the Soyjack party in regards to cops and memes and the goon clown.
Unfortunately, he is hiding inside grandma's house.
So no interview was conducted as far as I'm aware.
Old favorite of the stream, Pete's, who has been completely irrelevant since Chantal stopped living with him some time ago.
I think years ago now.
He has an announcement to make.
Let's see what he has to say.
Yeah.
Of course, there will be no issue with me playing this video.
Here we go.
I suppose there's enough people that I can explain.
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I can explain why I wasn't here yesterday.
In case you're only listening, imagine a very fat man with facial hair and like long hair, but he's got like a high-rise like comb over type like forehead going on.
Now imagine that he's got a Powerpuff Girls t-shirt on.
And I'm not an expert, but that looks like I know that dinosaur thing is a Deltarune character.
So he's like a plushie for Deltarune.
I don't know what Winter of Blood is.
That might be like an anime or like OST or some shit.
And I don't know what the little girl thing is with the glasses.
That might also be Delta Trune, but I don't know.
I had an appointment at the welfare office yesterday.
9.30 in the morning.
Snoop game.
Sorry, not Delta Trune.
I had to go to the welfare office for an appointment for reviewing my application everything.
More people left as he said that.
So yeah, it's 9.30 in the morning that I went down there.
It was 11.30 when I got back.
And then I did end up chatting with my landlord for a little while.
It was like 12.30 when I went to bed.
And then I did actually end up having trouble sleeping on top of that.
Because of course I did.
I always do.
Too bright and early in the morning.
Yeah.
You did tell me then that you got jury duty.
Didn't you didn't you send me a message on Twitter saying that you had gotten a notice for jury duty?
Yeah, I talked to her because I need a like I need I need documentation confirming that I'm paying rent for it here.
I mean jury duty can be for anything anything that requires a jury is most fun fact they don't do this much anymore, but back in the day before they had good forensics you could be summoned for jury duty to determine cause of death.
So you would just gather around a corpse and you would debate amongst your peers if they died from strangulation or being shot or whatever the fuck.
You just eyeball and be like, yep, looks like this fella here got choked up by the rope around his neck.
Looks like he joined the 41%.
And that kind of just fell out of fashion when it came to coroners and stuff over time.
But back in the day, they had juries for deciding cause of death.
Any sort of criminal case is going to be juries.
I mean, there's murder at GOAT, but I don't think they'll tell you until you show up.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's some documentation I still need to get together.
And here in North America, it's not too often.
I won't need to go back to the welfare office too often.
Might need to go down once in a while, but not often.
And yeah, as far as medical malpractice lawsuits, people have to serve a jury craft.
Yeah, I mean, basically anything that anything that isn't a civil case, I think is like, you know, does like the word murder?
Civil cases in the U.S. can ask for a jury trial over certain amounts.
Anyway, yeah, it's gotta write over here, man.
Basically, but you gotta pay for it in civil cases.
Trial by jury is for a lot of stuff.
Anyway, yeah, there are some documentation.
There's some there's some stuff I need to get together to send to my caseworker.
I also need to make an appointment with the job zone.
Check out my resume.
He's on welfare.
He's explaining how having to get his money and resume and job history together so he can get free money from the government.
My first welfare payment?
No.
I'm going to need to.
Once I get my YouTube pay for August, I'm going to need to update welfare office to let them know how much I made.
And that's going to be, and that's going to be deducted from my next YouTube or my next welfare check.
You know, welfare really does disincentivize you from working because it's like, if I get paid $2,000 to sit at home and do nothing, and if I make $1,000, then I still get $2,000 at the end of the month.
It's just now I'm working.
I'm making the same amount of money and I'm working.
So why the fuck would I, why the fuck would I do that?
Unless I was making more money after taxes sitting at home or from working.
It would have to be a lot more, right?
Like if you work 40 hours a week and your after your take-home pay after taxes was $3,000, would you rather make $2,000 sitting at home playing video games and not working?
Or would you rather make $3,000 after taxes working 40 hours a week?
Like, why the fuck would anybody work if that's the deal that they're offering you?
That's the end of it.
He just took a sip.
Okay.
I want to hear him about the okay.
Fuck AI.
Not getting AI to help with my resume.
Where's the fun part?
No, they're not able to give jobs.
But the job zone will help me with my resume.
Wants to help with figuring out how to get a job?
Send me through Ko-fi.
I think actually I still need to claim that as well.
Money I get that way, I still need to report.
You can donate to my Ko-fi so that YouTube doesn't get cut.
That'd be the main reason.
Fuck AI.
I'm not getting AI to help with my resume.
Fuck that.
Main reason I donate through my Ko-fi would be it's money coming in.
So I still need to.
Where's the fun part at?
There was, I feel like I was lied to.
The reason why he's on welfare is that, or on disability, is that he's a multiple system.
He's claiming that he has DID, and now there are multiple peats living inside of him.
And that is why the Canadian taxpayer is funding his lifestyle to sit at home and do fuck all.
Hmm.
Fascinating.
I thought that was the clip.
I'm frustrated that that was not the clip.
I should have checked that better.
Multiple Systems Living Inside Him00:13:25
I have an update from the queen, the queen of the sector, the femme sector, Amberlynn Reed.
Last time I spoke about Amberlynn Reed, I was discussing about how she had been fat and lazy and boring for a very long time.
So I hadn't spoken about her.
Now there's an update to this.
She is in a little bit of a tizzy, a little bit of a fat tantrum.
And how do I just describe this?
So she broke up with the woman that was feeding her to death that was living in Michigan, I want to say, and drove back or was driven back by her to Oklahoma where she is now.
She went on live stream to discuss some things.
And Amberlynn, when she's live streaming, is at her best.
Her videos that she cuts and edits and produces and puts out into YouTube are some of the most insipid, boring slop that has ever been created by a human being for any purpose.
She completely sands down any edge.
And it's basically just, hi guys, I'm a dainty queen.
I went to Walmart and I had a Walmart haul.
Here's a bunch of cheap jewelry and bullshit that I'll never look at again.
I want to put this in my giant tub of cheap bullshit I bought over the years.
I spend thousands of dollars on bullshit.
I'm fat and stupid.
I walked, I walk around on, uh, or sorry, I scoot around on a mobility scooter because I'm too fat to walk.
Twinkie saw.
And then sometimes she talks about going to bingo with her mom or going to a slot machine with her mom.
And that's it.
That's her videos.
Every single video for the last 10 fucking years has been the exact same shit over and over again.
Ever since she lost contact with her more interesting girlfriends, including Destiny, and got with Becky, who, by the way, is dying of cancer.
I didn't put a thing up for that, but she has a cancer that they believe has spread to her brain.
So she will probably die soon.
Rip Becky.
But before Becky, no, not Dest Tiny, Destiny, which is, in this instance, a girl's name.
Destiny was a bit of a bully.
And it was Amberlynn's true love.
Destiny would push back when she said dumb shit or lied.
And she cheated on her.
And Amberlynn lost that relationship.
And she has never gotten over it.
But Destiny was more interesting than any of the more recent girlfriends.
In part because she would just call Amberlynn out for being a fucking liar to her face on video.
Her most recent videos since then, for years now, have been what I described before, just awful, awful bullshit.
But sometimes she gets a little bit feisty.
And when her ex-girlfriend went on to talk to Mr. Snowflake and Twitter DMs, she got really sassy, girl, sassy child, and she booted up live stream and got real sassy.
And the most obvious way that you can tell that she's a completely fake person in her videos is that when she's on live stream, she gets really angry and she hits the word fucking really good.
Like she never ever swears in her actual videos.
But then when she is angry on live stream, she says, yeah, I'm fucking fat.
I can't fucking walk.
What do you want me to do with that?
It's like, whoa.
And I realize that you could get angry.
After seeing all your stupid shit ass videos for years, I didn't realize that you could actually raise your voice and tell someone to go fuck themselves.
But it's real, yeah, I'm fat.
So fucking what?
Like that.
It's like, whoa.
Then you get like a actual glimpse of that mauding anger, the liquid boiling fat deep down inside her other fat that's cooler to and less Wisconsin.
Oh my God.
I gotta, I've gotten this wrong like four fucking times.
Her actual friends from Wisconsin.
Anyways, so another update happened.
I expected that I'd cover the issue with her ex and her response to that.
And it would be funny because she was made out to look like a horrible person.
And I'd be like, okay, that's the Amberlynn update for a long time.
However, a second, a second fat has hit the towers.
And her aunt called her up in the middle of the stream.
Let's see.
She just started calling her in the middle of her live stream.
And this is her patching her in on her laptop so she can stream that.
And I'll just, I'll just give you like a rough intro to this, okay?
So you're clearly watching my live stream and I said, I don't feel like doing this anymore.
So why are you calling?
That's why she's angry because her aunt is just calling her, like, let me on the live stream.
Because she apparently said some shit about her and she was, she was watching because she's like a huge anti-fan a log.
She's post.
I forgot about this completely, by the way.
She's posted on the Kiwi farms.
Aunt Amberlynn has a Kiwi Farms account and once upon a time joined the forum years and years ago to dump ass all over on the forum.
So she's like a proper a log.
It's really funny.
So she demanded to be patched in.
And here's what happens.
Because Can't run my name and multiple family members in the dirt for decades and think you're just going to walk away that easy.
I'm finally done.
I'm finally ready.
I got the receipts.
I got the proof.
I'm not afraid of you, Amber.
Unlike all your other victims, I thought I had seen and heard everything that you've done over these years.
I was so blind.
Blind by your manipulation.
And when I've seen half of the videos that I've seen with documented proof of how you treat people, not only in our family, but people in general, you are one vile, disgusting human being.
And I want nothing to do with you ever again, including your mother.
Your mother, you're see, okay.
So her, my, when I first listened to this, and I honestly, I don't watch all her stuff, especially not when it comes out live, but I happened to see this on my YouTube de-advertiser thing on TV.
I'm like, I wonder what Amber's up to.
She doesn't stream that often.
And I listened and it was, it was, I got in exactly at this part, literally just her like shitting all over her.
I'm like, holy fuck.
I didn't realize that Amberlynn had anybody in her life still that would make fun of her.
So I listened to this entire thing and I was well rewarded with the content.
Auntie brought the content.
A lot of people are like, you know, Auntie doing this on live.
That's really white trash of her.
Look, she brought the content.
And as IP2 has taught us, content is Kang, or in this instance, Kwang.
So she is right by default because she's the funniest.
That's how it works.
There is one particular story that I would love to, I don't want the chat replay.
I want the transcript.
I want to see.
Okay, here we go.
She's describing the first time that she met Amberlynn as a, not as a child.
I believe that she was there when Amberlynn was born, but their family dynamic is completely fucked up.
So there were long times where she was in Florida and Florida, of course, because Florida makes the best people and the best content, which is why her auntie is from there.
So she, the next time, after she was a baby and she came back to California to see Amberlynn, she was already 14.
And this describes the first time that she remembers meeting Amberlynn, and it's a really funny story.
Or not.
And you didn't meet me at 17.
You met me when you were 14.
When I went to California for the first time after 16 years, remember you getting the pot of spaghetti out of the refrigerator and using the really huge utensil, taking big scoops out of the pot onto your plate where your fucking dad said, I think that's enough, Amber.
That's my first memory of you.
And you still continue to pile on your plate.
Yeah, that story goes around our family year after year after year.
So anyway, that's the that is so so off topic and so mean spirited that it is one of the funniest fucking I could that's that's the exact moment that I tuned into the stream actually I remember hearing this I'm thinking Holy fuck, that's mean.
That's mean to say about somebody because Amberlynn did have like verifiably, that's not like hearsay or rumor.
She had a really rough childhood.
I don't want to get into it because it's quite mean.
And her various father figures were all assholes.
So that's kind of a fucking mean thing to come in on.
So let's see.
Where is the okay?
Here we go.
You're not sorry, but questioning that is sick.
First of all, I shouldn't even have to like sit here and talk about it because I also, I literally you during the Kiwi Farms days were sitting there saying that I never had that happen to me when I was seven years old.
And my mom had to tell you, yes, it did happen.
If you go back and read it, or even the current ones, I say I wasn't around during that time.
Well, remember that on your dad's side, I thought it was his sister and then I had heard about it from you, but I wasn't around.
I don't know what happened.
Please remember that I say if it happened or not, please remember those words.
You weren't around.
Remember seven?
No, I wasn't.
And you want to know why I wasn't around?
Because of your mom.
Ask your mom why I wasn't around.
Everyone wants to know, where was Aunt Tammy when they were in foster care?
Where was Aunt Tammy then?
I was there the whole time trying for you.
You don't know that because you were just a little kid.
Ask your mom why I wasn't there.
Like, in my opinion, how I saw it was after the whole Kiwi Farms thing, like where you were doing all that, like genuinely, that hurt so bad.
But that was the last falling out we had.
And I thought that.
And I understand, let's just touch this.
There's a lot to cover.
And I get that.
And I don't want to ever seem like I'm cutting you off, but I don't want to get too far where we don't handle certain things.
I will admit, Kiwi Farms was not the nicest thing for an aunt to do.
I love that line.
Yeah, going on Kiwi Farms and shitting all over you.
That wasn't the nicest thing that an auntie could do for her niece or whatever.
Like, probably not.
She, of course, of course, is welcome to rejoin us at any time now that she has washed her hands of Amber.
I have a couple other things that I'll just read in summary.
First off, the spaghetti thing was funny, but I think it's worth mentioning that it's one of those things that like the entire family apparently shit talks her about, like behind her back, which is really, really funny.
There is a part where Tammy is accusing her of using her mother.
Her mother is in the city as well.
So she moved back to be near her mom.
And Amberlynn can't drive.
Now, she is very fat, but I have seen photographic evidence of very fat things eating pizza while driving cars.
I know they can drive cars.
And I think that Amberlynn has the physical capacity to operate a motor vehicle.
She just chooses not to as a sort of learned helplessness.
So she makes her mom take time off work to come and drive her around.
And Tammy calls her out for that and says that her mom is really unhappy about that.
Tammy and Amber's mom had a falling out.
And Tammy mentions that the reason for that is in regards to the inheritance for her house.
Now, this is an interesting story.
Amberlynn's grandmother has a house.
And it was expected that when she died, the children would equally inherit her estate.
But now it turns out that one of them, and I don't remember if it was Tammy or Amberlynn's mom, is just getting the house, which I find strange, and that they intend to live in that house as well.
Normally, at least it was made very clear by my grandparents that their will would be that the totality of his estate would be liquidated and divided three ways between the three of them as evenly as possible.
So I assume that's what most people agree upon is that if you have a house and you have multiple children, that you're just going to sell the house and take the money.
And if you're not going to sell the house, then you have to get a mortgage for the other half of the equity.
Like if you have a half a million dollar house and the house is to be divided between two children, but one of the children actually just wants the house, then you would have to get a mortgage for a quarter of a million dollars to buy out the other person's half.
That's how it usually works, I believe.
So that's a weird thing to have a falling out over.
Kids are always assholes about it.
I could believe that.
So Tammy said that she still uses the Kiwi Farms and watches the hater channels.
Says that going on the Kiwi Farms was not the nicest thing that I want to do.
That's true.
It's not.
She's always welcome back, of course.
And Tammy's main gripe with Amber, according to her, is that she's always tried to have a relationship with Amberlynn Reed, but Amberlynn and her family have always kind of pushed her out.
Dollhouse RP And Reddit Jannies00:07:08
And then Amberlynn talks shit about her on her live streams and she's had enough of it.
So that's the roundup with Amberlynn Reed.
It's nice to see her back, the queen back in her throne with her crown.
Back in the day, back when the streams were brand new, it was Amberlynn and Chantal almost every week instead of Ralph and Bossman Jack.
We have our favorites.
I say we.
It's a royal we.
I refer to myself, me, myself, and I, and also the fan zone or whatever you prefer as a genonym for people who watch my streams.
But the favorites change over time.
This is a fun update from our drama that Chiyo Bu has shared with us.
I enjoy this story quite a bit.
There are leaks.
These are just Reddit Jannies.
I'm not going to read their chat logs, but the summary of what he posted is that Reddit is making new rules.
And I imagine that this decision comes from administration because there's a lot of like super cloak and dagger gay ops happening at the highest echelon of the Reddit Janny dumb.
And they're sick of dealing with that all the fucking time.
So they're just trying to limit how, and I imagine that if one Jani who controls a ton of Reddits threatens to walk or whatever.
Oh, you know what it is?
Remember that time they did a blackout and Reddit like set their foot down and like manually like unblacked out a bunch of the popular subs and told the Jannies to eat shit and they got rid of Jannies.
It was like, it's probably that.
That's probably exactly what it is.
They don't want specific mods to have enough influence and control over Reddit that if there's a problem with the corporate Reddit, that they can just shut down the entire site to cause problems.
And then there's also probably equal measure, Jannies causing issues with cloak and dagger gay ops at the very tippy top.
So what they've done is they've set their foot down on how big of a fiefdom an individual Jani can have.
Now this is, let's compare this to Crusader Kings 2.
If you've never played Crusader Kings, you may go to sleep.
I'll wake you up in a little bit.
Okay, so you may know that if you're like a king, like you're playing in England and you're the king of England, it's a really bad thing if you have like princes under you who control tons of territory.
So you kind of want to break them down.
Crusader King's three is what I meant, but kind of want to break them down and take their higher up titles so that you control those personally and you can pass those along to your heirs.
It's like that.
Reddit runs the site, but they don't run every minutia of day-to-day operations.
They offload that to free slave labor called Janny's.
But the Jannies got too uppity.
Some Jannys controlled all of Reddit.
And so they had to set their foot down and say, okay, look, you can have this chunk of Reddit.
This other Janny can have this chunk of Reddit, but none of you will own so much land in Reddit that you can challenge the king himself.
So they are limited now to as many subreddits as they like, but only 10 subreddits with over 100,000 weekly viewers.
And only one subreddit of those may have more than 1 million weekly viewers.
To give you this as a perspective, if viewers means logged in accounts and unique like logged in accounts viewing a subreddit, they are limited.
And they are complaining.
There's even one line where it's like, that's crazy.
That's insanely small.
A brown, a brown N.
I don't know what that N stands for, but I have some ideas.
A Brown N says, that's insanely small.
Let's compare this.
What other site has 100,000 unique login accounts visit every week?
The Kiwi farms.
So these Jannys are being stripped down so low and denigrated to such a level that they can only control 10 Kiwi farms each.
And one of those can be 10 times bigger than the Kiwi farms.
That is how insignificant their realm is.
It's basically nothing at all.
Only a single slice of cake.
It's basically a Discord server if you really think about it.
So imagine how much power the top Jannies have right now, where reigning them in looks like 20 times the size of the Kiwi farms.
That's what we're looking at here.
So I guess Jannys are going to hang themselves in.
I'm sure they're all going to make sock accounts and shit and just skirt around it, but well.
Next up in the corporate internet spear, there's an update from the Reddit, not Reddit, but the Roblox enjoyers.
Roblox commentators have identified that the chief security officer, Matt Kaufman, repeat that chief security officer, or safety, not even security, chief safety, as in player safety, as in child safety officer, Matt Kaufman, aka RBX Rocketman.
He had a public profile on Roblox, and he has a couple interesting achievements that he earned through playing private servers on Roblox.
He has the Pilchero outfits, a closed-off condo game in Roblox's The Hatch event.
He has achievements from the Dollhouse RP, which was just recently taken off for being a sex thing, full of info sharing, age play, dating, etc.
And he has earned achievements, which means you don't just log into the server.
You actually have to do things inside the server to unlock these achievements.
He has an achievement from Teddy's largest condo, a 76 million visit dating game, which has been banned.
He has a Halloween 2024 badge that was only available for a limited time.
He has achievements from your sus roommate, Exclamation Point, which has also been banned.
A suggestive AI girlfriend game with a sus ending, quote unquote, and Romeet, which was also closed by the devs, an Omega Tinder-esque game that often saw dating and predatory behavior.
So the chief safety officer, Matt Kaufman, had achievements from all these different servers, according to the Roblox commentator.
And let's see, actually, you can see what the achievements are.
He got welcome by Pilchero.
Welcome by, I guess that's the, I don't know what that is.
The Dollhouse RP.
You join by, I guess that's Teddy's largest condo.
The happy Halloween event one from, oh, that's the Teddy's calling.
I guess that's Dollhouse is the one with that.
Oh, no, he has the welcome and he also has the happy Halloween event.
And then Catalina says hi, which is not listed on this.
No, that's the, that's a different one.
And then Welcome to Romy by Romy.
So Mr. Coffin was engaging in some nice gameplay with Roblox there.
Gross Content You Should Avoid00:05:20
By the way, the stock is down to 118, but it is recovering.
There is market, there's market appreciation.
No, no, no.
Roblox has this, man.
Roblox has this.
You just got to give them a chance.
They were at 128 before this started.
They got as far down as 114.
See, I'm telling you, if I had been able to short, I would have bought or shorted at 128 and I would have sold at 115.
That was what I wanted.
I wanted $10 per share profit, chat.
Sucks.
I'm always being held down by these fucking financial systems chat.
This is a post.
I don't know how to explain this.
I barely know what the fuck I'm talking about.
So I'm just going to hit this nice and easy and get out of here before it eats me alive.
Okay.
There's a black schizophrenic guy called Bert, also known as Albert Apo, but he goes by Bert Bronx.
He was a fish, a contestant on Sam Hyde's fish tank.
He's known as a gay black schizophrenic.
Apparently, he does escort services.
And Kiwi Farms user, Everyone Has AIDS, has met up and fucked Bert.
So I just want to give a big shout out.
There's a thing on the Kiwi Farms.
I really despise the colloquialism touching the poo because it feels, it's just like really gross.
It's gnarly to say.
It's like so juvenile and cringe-inducing.
I prefer cow tipping, even though cow allegories are my other pet peeve.
I prefer cow tipping much more than touching the poo.
And to punish people for saying that, every permutation of touching the poo that I could come up with and that I have seen people try to use to circumvent my filter is changed to pause load my neg hole.
So if you say don't touch the poo, it will read, don't pause load my neg hole.
This is perhaps the only post ever made on the Kiwi farms where both someone saying touch, don't touch the poo and don't pause load my neg hole are both adequate.
They would both make sense in this context.
And this is perhaps the only post ever created in which that is true.
So yeah, they're interchangeable, correct.
So this is a really phenomenal event.
This is a once in a lifetime.
This is a shooting star.
You're seeing Haley's comment.
There's no way that this will ever happen again.
That's arguably.
It's gross because I don't want people to fucking use it.
I want you to literally use anything else.
I don't care what you use.
Just don't fucking talk about touching shit.
It's all I ask of people.
So he fucked Bert is what's happening here.
Update, this guy, Doug S. I forget what he did, except that Jim Stewartson hates him.
As I've said before, Jim Stewartson is a guy who is like left-wing Alex Jones, kind of associated with Jackie Singh and Patrick S. Tomlinson.
But he's like crazy and he has a lot of followers.
And he was sued by Cas Patel and the Patel, or sorry, the Cash Foundation.
And he was found guilty of defamation and awarded a quarter of a million dollars.
I think $125 for both him and the foundation.
Well, Jim Stewartson has taken an interesting legal tactic where, in response to losing this lawsuit and owing a quarter of a million dollars, he has gone on record with a journalist to say, It is a preposterous, frivolous lawsuit, and neither of them will receive a dime, Stewartson said.
In fact, I intend to pursue my own case against them for their years-long campaign of abuse of me and the legal system.
So he just lost a lawsuit, Stewartson did, and is told to pay a quarter of a million dollars.
And his on-record statement is that he does not intend to pay at all.
And even though he just lost a lawsuit, he's going to sue Kash Patel in response for winning a lawsuit effectively.
This is how, in my opinion, you can get found in contempt of court by saying you're not going to obey a court order.
Usually, courts are pretty poor about enforcing things like awarded damages.
But when you go on the record and say, like, you know, you kind of have to like pull teeth and get them to help you collect.
But if you go on record saying, fuck the courts, cash money, Jim Stewartson for life, bitch, like, that's how you get the court to come after you for real, for real.
Cool.
Speaking of owed money, Joshua Connor Moon, owner of the Kiwi Farms, has been paid $1,274.75 by Russell Greer, which means that his pathetic, meandering, torturous litigation may continue because he has finally paid what he owes.
And now I believe there are 47 other motions pending that have been pending since January of this year.
I think one even from December of this year that the judge will have to rule on now.
Fun.
There is paynull.llol is the tracker for that if you want to look that up.
And then next, I can't show you this.
I can't show you this.
So you're going to have to just take my word for it.
Styx Hexenhammer666 Domestic Violence00:02:43
There's this guy called Styx Hexenhammer666, and he's an enormous faggot.
He's a loser.
And he recently got hit with domestic violence charges.
And you might think, you might hope that after catching DV charges and being outed as a broke bitch loser, that perhaps his penis would go dry and he would have to, he would be forced to goon to Annie Chan on Twitter.
Not so.
An astute Kiwi Farms user noticed that Styx Hexenhammer666 was checking out corner demons in his room.
Now, Kiwi Farms users are very experienced in dealing and identifying corner demons.
So helpfully, Styx was wearing reflective policeman aviator glasses indoors because he's a faggot and he wears glasses indoors.
And in the reflection of his mirror aviators, you can clearly see a woman is masturbating in the reflection.
So while on live stream, Styx Hexenhammer666, despite having domestic violence charges and being broke and being a retard, has somehow managed to get a woman to masturbate herself in the corner of his room while he live streams.
And that is your Styx Hexenhammer666 update chat.
Next, payment processing has been solved thanks to Nigga Tech.
Boss Nigga, would you like to tell us about your new technology?
The official Yeezy token just dropped.
Thank you, my nigga.
Very exciting stuff.
Kanye West has announced, rather leaked, that there will be something called Yeezy Pay, and he intends to get Yeezy cards.
So no longer will it just be MasterCard, Visa, Discover, and American Express.
You'll also be able to shop at your local retailers with Yeezy Pay.
So we can finally get credit cards from a free speech source, chat.
Yeah, nigga, Hal Hitler with this Yeezy Pay.
I can't wait.
I hope my banks issue Yeezy cards.
I hope Old Glory Bank, we need Yeezy Pay stat.
We'll see how this goes, chat.
Do I take Yeezy Pay?
I sure as fuck will the first fucking day.
Take Yeezy Pay on the first fucking day.
That's what I'm doing.
Let's check in on how the other half, the other half of Kanye is doing.
Nick Fuente's stocks surging with the African-American and non-white demographics following the news of Yeezy Pay.
Polling On Nick Fuentez Stocks00:15:20
A polling firm called SoCal Strategies asked 700 adults on their opinion of Nick Fuentez.
39% of them have an actual opinion, and only 6% of them had a favorable opinion.
The most interesting among those demographics is the age breakdown.
Only 1% of boomers had a positive opinion of him, but only 12% of the 18 and 29 demographic.
And when you break that down, it's further 2% of females and 10% of males had a positive opinion of him.
And when you break it down further by race, white people are the least likely to have a positive opinion of Nick Fuentes, with blacks leading the way, blacks at 12% likely to have a positive opinion of Nick Fuentes, Hispanics having an 11% positive opinion of him, and others having a 7% positive opinion.
Well, whites are at a 3% positive opinion of Nick Fuentes based on the 700 polling.
So very interesting.
Confirms all of my suspicions, to be quite honest with you.
And I mean, who can blame them when you got this guy spitting gems like this?
But yeah, but I saw this old guy dancing and I was like, wow, is that what it's going to look like?
Because you look at like the kids dancing and you're like, man, to be like a hot kid, being like a hot kid.
He corrects himself when he says that.
Something went to chunk in his brain.
He's like, wait, I got to walk that deck a little bit.
Like a hot teenager has to be the, like, that's probably better than being the king of the universe.
Like, would you rather be the king of the universe, but you're 55?
Or would you rather be like the best looking 18-year-old at a rich high school?
You know what I mean?
Would you rather be like the sexiest teenagers at the richest high school in a city like LA?
They have it better than anyone who has ever lived and will ever live.
It's just depressing to be anybody else.
So, but that's life is about coping and dealing with that, you know?
But it is depressing.
There's a really live chat's not like, hot teenager, that sounds kind of gay.
You know, there's not hot teenagers.
18 and 19, of course.
18 and 19, of course, is what I mean.
You guys are faggots.
You guys are fucking fucked up.
Links at $25.
I love how he gets pressed by his own chat.
You can hear, by the way, I do this too.
Like, hold up.
I want to show you.
Like, when my chat's in open revolt, I'm going to replay that ending, but hot teenager, that sounds kind of gay.
It's about coping and dealing with that, you know?
So here he's like going on his rant, right?
And then he flicks over to read his chat and he realizes that his chat is all calling him like a pedophile faggot.
And he doesn't want to show like a reaction to that.
But it is depressing.
So he's like, he's trying to continue his train of thought while also dealing with the fact that his chat's making fun of him.
So he's like trailed off.
He's like super quiet.
He's reading his chat.
Live chat's not like teenagers.
Awkward laugh.
That's what happens.
That's what happens when you're like, oh, fuck.
I have to figure out some way to like recover from this.
That's kind of gay.
You know, there's not hot teenagers.
18 and 19, of course.
18 and 19, of course.
When he gets angry is what I mean.
You guys are faggots.
You guys are fucking fucked up.
What do you mean I can't say hot children?
Fuck you, chat.
You're holding me back.
I would already be president of the United States if not for you, you sons of bitches.
There's a really famous meme.
It's like a yearbook photo or something.
And it's like a, I can't find it, but it's, you've seen it a thousand times on Twitter or probably on 4chan if you've seen it.
And it's like a popular meme with incels.
And it's this picture of like after a football game, 1990s, 1980s, maybe it looks like an old photo.
And it's a, it's like a super Chad football player.
And he's got like a cheerleader girlfriend and they're kissing and they're on the football pitch.
And it's like, it's just like this, the snapshot of like a Chad.
Okay.
And it's like a super old meme that incels would pass around.
And I'm like, after reading this, this or hearing this clip, I'm just like, is Nick Fuentes like perpetually fucking butthurt that that wasn't him?
That he's upset he didn't like peak in high school.
That's a really dangerous mindset, by the way.
I've always held off on calling Nick Fuentez like an incel because it always felt like a grip.
But that is like an incel thing.
Is like, I didn't have sex with hot young box as like a high schooler.
So therefore I've missed out on my entire life and nothing I do matters anymore.
You know what I mean?
Like that, so why even bother?
Why even try?
Why even try to be happy?
Because I didn't smash hot young box as a teenager, as a Chad teenager.
It's just like the most sad, pathetic fucking place to wallow.
Because it's one of those things, like, number one, it doesn't fucking matter.
There's a word, there's a reason why the expression peaked in high school exists.
And number two, you can't change it.
So even if it did matter, you're like, you're wallowing in this trough that you have no ability to affect you in any way, shape, or form.
You've already lived your life and you can't go back and you never will.
And you're going to die one day.
So you better make the fucking, the rest of it matter because you can't go back and be Chad on the football field.
And he's just like openly lamenting the fact that he doesn't get to smash young box.
I wonder if there's anybody that he can find to lament the fact that teenagers are super sexy with him.
Well, you know, they're hotter.
Let's fucking go.
And that's why we love him.
That's why we love this guy.
So here's Destiny.
This was an old clip, if you can't tell.
Nick Fuentes doesn't look like he's completely dead inside yet.
Melania or Melina is there.
And there's even Zirka.
I don't know if Zirka is like actually a part of.
Is that Zerka, right?
He's like a Muslim pedophile, too.
Every time I mention, by the way, that Zirka is a Muslim pedophile, I get brown people with Groyper images in their profile picture.
And I would rape for Nick Fuentes in their description, angrily correcting me that he's not a Turk.
He's Albanian.
Literally correcting me.
He's Albanian, not a Turk.
And then he's not a Muslim.
He's a reformed Christian.
And then he's not a pedophile.
It was just a joke when he talked about raping kids.
I'm like, okay.
So here we have this nice Sneeko.
Isn't Sneeko also sus?
I can't tell these brown people apart.
Sneeko also is like a brown pedophile with Nick Fuentes, right?
I don't know.
They all look the same to me.
Yes, he is.
Okay, I could just look.
I can just, there's a brown person with Nick Fuentes.
Let me just get, let me just throw this dart.
Pachoom.
Oh, 10 points.
Bullseye.
Okay, great.
Just rack him up for me.
Not that hard.
So Destiny is in a kerfuffle.
I was a little bit hesitant to verify this, but I feel like it is verified now.
There had been speculation for quite a while that Rose was when the leaks of Destiny came out and all the nude stuff got posted.
There was a lot of speculation that one of the girls he was talking to named Rose was underage because she looked underage.
And this led to people calling him a pedophile.
And for the record, I object to calling people pedophiles that are like, unless they're like after kids, kids, but a lot of people went after him, called him a pedophile, said that she looked really young.
And there was no hard evidence of this whatsoever.
I think Rose might have filed a police report.
I can't remember if that was Rose.
I think Rose did file a police report for the revenge pornography because it was like a crime in her state or something.
But it was just speculation for a long while.
Then somebody did the research and found out her name and found out for sure her actual birthday.
They found out that she was definitely underage in October 2021 where she was talking to him.
She was 17.4 years old.
So we're getting to detective stabler territory where you sick bastard, she was 17 years, 11 months, 30 days old.
How could you?
The real gross thing is just the age difference.
How old is Destiny?
He's like almost 40, right?
So she's like properly half his fucking age.
That in and of itself is gross.
However, the fact that she was 17 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds old when they sexted is a big deal for him, potentially, because it's a crime.
It's not just a state crime.
It is a federal crime.
In Flowrida, where Destiny resided, the Romeo and Juliet laws for Flowrida are 16 to 24.
It's like a specific age under your current age.
It's like, it's worded stupid.
It's like a number of years under your age, a minimum of 16.
So the practical deference of this is that it goes down to 16 at 24 and 17 at 25.
That's the Romeo and Juliet.
Destiny's older than that.
So in Flo Rida, it's a crime.
However, they didn't actually have sex.
They never met up.
She had a boyfriend that was pimping her out.
She was underage and she had a not safe for work Twitter account, but she had no not safe for work accounts on any platform that does age verifications, only Twitter.
And that's where they got into contact before they moved to Discord.
The suspicion is that her boyfriend was pimping her out and Destiny was trying to solicit her to come to Florida.
I think it was the beard man, Sean.
He had posted about the litany of crimes that he might have committed by doing this, even unknowingly.
In particular, these crimes are generally strict liability laws, which means that you could say, you could even be truthful in saying, I didn't know that she was 17 years, 11 months old, but strict liability means that you did it.
It doesn't matter if you had knowledge of the crime, you did it, and that's a crime.
So there are several problems here.
He sent her nude images of himself.
So sending pornography to a minor, having a sexually explicit conversation with a minor across interstate lines is a crime.
He received nude images of her, presumably at his request, which would be receiving child pornography and over interstate lines and also perhaps production of child pornography because he was requesting that she do things for him.
So that could be considered production.
The other issue is that he sent her Melina's nudes.
So that is sending pornography to a minor over state lines.
That's a different crime.
And then I think he requests, she also sent him unrelated porn, and that might be its own thing, but that I'm not sure about.
And then the big one is, and this is one that a lot of people should be familiar with, is the solicitation of sex reminder over interstate lines, because that is one of the things that people have levied against Sam Hyde for trying to get Marky to travel across state lines and actually getting her to travel across state lines to have sex with him.
So that is its own felony.
And that's not a state crime.
That's a federal issue because it's across states.
So the question then is, and I'm putting aside moral faggotry because the moral fag take is that the age when it comes to like 17, 18, like 17, 16 is like legal in almost the entire world.
So let's set that aside.
The really gross thing is that he's an old man going after as young as he can possibly fucking get.
I have no doubt in my mind that if Destiny had the ability to legally have sex with a 13 year old, he would probably have sex with a 13 year old.
There's no indication whatsoever that he would object to this if it were legal, but he tries to obey the law.
So he tries to get as young as possible without getting into trouble.
I believe that.
So let's just set that aside.
Moral faggotry aside.
And my position about, just in case you don't know, my rule is from like a movie.
It's like a joke.
But it's your age divided by two plus seven.
I can think of no instance where this is wrong.
It like even applies if you're like a teenager yourself.
It works pretty well.
If you just listen to this rule, his life would be so much easier, chat.
If he's 40, nobody would bet an eye at him getting a 27 year old.
There would be no issues.
Nobody would give a fuck ever.
He could have threesomes and polycules with all the 27 year olds in the fucking world that he wants to, 100 a day.
Nobody would ever fucking care.
He would never be able to say like, oh, he's degenerate or whatever the fuck.
Nobody gives a shit.
But he wants 18.
And that's only because that's what's legal, basically.
So the issue then outside of moral implications is what the government wants to do.
Because if this is true, and it might be true, I think it is true based off what I've seen.
And she also deleted her social media, her real life social media, not her like prostitute stuff when this got found out.
So that seems like it is true.
And she's trying to hide it too late.
My thought is, is there anybody in the government enough or who hates Destiny enough to cause issues for him?
And there might be because Hassan Piker, by the way, very funny story.
Hassan Piker refuses to acknowledge that the Kiwi Farms existed.
So what happened is as soon as this broke, and this was posted on the Kiwi Farms first, as soon as this broke, people screen capped all the evidence, posted it to Twitter, and then Hassan read like, oh man, Twitter users found this.
And it was the same thing with our drama.
People directly linked to ourdrama.net all the stuff about Janny's having their fiefdoms taken.
And then Twitter users screen capped all the logs and posted them to Twitter.
And like, oh my God, the Jannies leaked this on Twitter.
So they just like cropped that shit out.
But literally within an hour of this being on the Kiwi farms, they had laundered it onto Twitter.
And then Hassan was able to read it and address it without mentioning before him.
So you're welcome, Hassan.
Feel free to donate.
My XMR address is in the supporting the forum thread.
So, but Hassan's really big.
Presumably, there may be somebody sympathetic to him somewhere in the government that might go after Destiny on his behalf.
It's up to them what they want to do.
And I think that the entire reason why this even leaked out, by the way, is that Destiny had said something stupid that gave the people on the forum the information they needed to confirm this.
And they did.
So literally him taunting people on the Kiwi farms and saying they were bad at doxing is why her identity was leaked.
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And now he's implicated in a slew of different possible federal crimes.
So good for him, I guess.
Don't taunt a thousand people who really fucking hate you because one of them might fuck you up a bit.
And this is what remember a few months ago when Destiny posted in the DGG chat, which is his live stream chat on like his website, a few pictures of Rose and taunted us over our investigation abilities.
She went to Rock Valley College if they want more to go on.
It's funny because they think I'm hiding stuff about Rose since she's underage.
The only reason I haven't actually mentioned much about her is because I know it makes those retards dig harder.
Also, one more pic.
I'm not sure if this in this one either, you can tell.
Okay, good luck.
Good luck, Smiley Face.
Also, I never said that pic posted was of me.
It's a pic they sent from their school.
Supposedly they were working on an associate's in neurology.
KF's ability to investigate anything is super pathetic.
I thought it was some crazy investigatorship, but now I realize it was just no life obsessively stalking all my social media that allowed someone to do it.
Easy to do when you live on permanent disability.
So by the way, when he posted this, it was in December of 2024 with links to the pictures of Rose that he was sharing.
So this was going on immediately after the leaks.
So immediately after the leaks were out, he got big, puffed out chests and said, you can't find shit on Rose.
It's all over the board.
It's all legit anyways.
Go fuck yourself, Kiwi fags.
And yeah, she was 17, apparently.
So we'll see how that works out for him.
I wish nothing but the best for our boy Destiny there.
So this is, I think, a leak that was sent to this guy.
Oh, this was the original correspondence with Destiny to Rose, I think.
You're hot as fuck, but 18.
What the fuck?
Also, one day old account.
Oh, well, I mean, I'm flattered if you want to.
Yeah, sure.
Probably one near an ID.
So I know you're at least 18, but I understand if that's too much info, you'd be comfortable showing.
Yeah, that's fine.
Just writing something on a piece of paper is more than enough.
Yeah, yeah.
So he's like trying to get her to, it's like, well, I don't, you look really young, but I don't need a CID.
Just like prove that the tits are yours and then we can go from there.
So this is the anonymous email.
It says, I'm not solo, which is the person that leaked the original leaks.
A friend of mine is employed by Destiny.
Destiny, the retard, started a server of approximately 10 people with the purpose of finding Rose.
You're correct in that they failed.
So even he didn't know.
Even he didn't know where she's from or who she was.
And he dared us to find her for him.
I guess because he thought that would benefit him in some way.
In his genius, 197 IQ mine, he probably was like 100% over convinced that she was over the age of 18 when they chatted.
And he thought if he doxed her, he could prove that she wasn't underage and dispel those silly kiwi fag rumors.
But that's not what happened.
He had shared the attached image with the server as well as sharing videos of her having sex with older men and other not safer work with the purpose of identifying her, identifying the hotel, etc.
She was 17.
Okay, so not only was he receiving child pornography, he was sending it out.
He was sharing it with 10 people over Discord and distributing it.
She was 17, the majority of the porn she had shared with the server.
Other members of the server had to tell him that if he's going to continue sending photos and videos of her to please blur the genitals because they don't want to get in trouble if it turns out she was underage.
I don't know how damning the screenshot will be.
I don't use Twitter.
Therefore, I'm unaware of why her side of the DMs are missing or why his own information was at the top of the DM as opposed to hers.
Best guess is if an account was deactivated and you revisit your DM third with them, that's how it appears.
Those features of the screenshot made me initially question the credibility of it, but I don't believe my friend would lie as they're completely indoctrinated by Destiny and I have no reason to believe that they would try and sabotage him.
Close to the bottom of the screenshot, it's partially obscured, but he says, ahaha, okay, okay, I believe you.
She declined to show proof of age to Destiny, enthusiastically accepted that.
The only verification she gave him was proof that she's done a catfish by writing her name and a date on a piece of paper and taking a picture with it.
If someone looks like a minor and declares to verify their age after being asked, an adult with functioning moral integrity or even ounce of self-preservation would cease communication.
I imagine it's hard for Destiny to enact any kind of self-preservation instinct with his dick in his hand, but these are the fruits of that shit.
By the way, speaking of self-preservation and moral integrity and just general intelligence, Destiny got in trouble with the court immediately after that because the plaintiff in the Jane Doe case, which is Pixie, filed for a motion.
So the plaintiff Pixie is asking the court to basically take their proposed motion and submit it.
And because what happened is that certain things in this case, because of the nature of it, are sealed.
And Destiny has been reading sealed documents on his live streams.
And he thinks that he's being 10,000 IQ because he's not mentioning certain things and he's trying to work around it.
But now he's going to have to answer to the court why he's reading sealed documents on live stream.
So we'll see how that works out for him.
That's also 10 million IQ.
Hassan Piker, of course, extremely over the fucking moon about this.
And in particular, a certain somebody else is not.
So this is Hassan Piker.
He made this statement, I think, before the Destiny stuff happened.
And I'll read the follow-up to it.
And every type of armed resistance against both the settlers and also the Israeli occupying force in the West Bank.
Doesn't matter if it's your favorite podcasters like wife that participate in these raids.
The violence that the Palestinians engage in in an act of resistance against this illegal occupying force is literally legal, definitionally legal.
Okay?
It's just the truth.
So in case you're wondering what he's referring to, it's this.
It's this, I said, and then it plays.
So many moons ago, Hila Klein, the wife of H3H3, was a member of the IDF, and she supposedly took, uh, participated in raids against the Gaza Strip.
Hassan Piker says, therefore, she is a valid military target.
And any intifaba across the world would be completely haram and taking military action as reprisal against her, even though she's been out of the military for like 20 fucking years and has a family and lives in the United States now.
That's what Hassan is saying.
Now, H3, of course, being an opportunistic Jew, took this moment to jump on Hassan Piker because he did say something incredibly fucking stupid.
And he says, so if I started saying shit like Hassan is Hamas propagandists and therefore a legit military target, which I do not believe, everyone is going to be okay with that.
This is the fourth time a leftist Twitch streamer has explicitly called for me or Gila's death.
Nobody has been reprimanded for these death threats by Twitch, not once.
For comparison on YouTube, Bad Empanado played an FPS game where you play as Hamas and murder in Israeli, and he simulated murdering Gila in the game and as a result caught a week-long suspension.
He hasn't wished death on either of us on YouTube since then, and he knows there are repercussions for making death threats on YouTube.
Um, and then they post about this says Hassan Piker, who was exposed by my husband to be disgusting creep, has retaliated by calling for violence against me.
Think back, and you'll notice a trend when he wants to get at Ethan.
He attacks me.
This is just another glimpse to the psych of a man that does not see women as his equal.
He uses women to get whatever he needs, be it revenge, sexual gratification, or to massage his ego by exposing their nude bodies without their consent to his boys.
If you don't remember, um, I don't think I covered this, but Hassan Piker is like, was like a frat boy and he did like the um like the confidence man shtick.
So, uh, like they talked about his frat boy days where he was like, like a poon hound before he was like a leftist social commentator or whatever the fuck.
Um, then the destiny shit dropped, and uh, where's the actual oh, this is it, I think.
No, is that it?
Yeah, this is destiny has nothing to do with so Hassan immediately jumped on destiny and just uh ignored the uh the death threat fallout stuff, and this is what they said.
Destiny has nothing to do with what Hassan did to me.
I don't know anything about what destiny did.
This is not a three-way situation, even know anything about this.
Apparently, Destiny, in response to Hassan's essentially calling Ela a valid military target, I guess Destiny, who's a total fucking dumbass, who again, we had a like a flawless victory here, and this dumbass went there and made him gave Hassan the ability to cry and be the victim, right?
Which he did.
Now he's been on his Instagram stories being like, Oh my god, I'm getting death threats, you guys.
Yeah, what do we get?
This is unbelievable.
We need to do something about it.
It's like, oh, you don't like it when people give death threats to you?
That's fucking really interesting, dude.
But because of Destiny's dumb fucking ass, he went on Discord and his Discord and he said something like, Somebody should kill Hassan Piker, just something brazenly insane for the record.
I don't believe anybody should do violence on stupid and crazy, and we would never say anything like that.
And I have nothing to do with what Destiny says.
Yeah.
Well, if you well, apparently, he's my closest collaborator, if you ask.
He's hiding under the desk.
Nobody was my roommate.
It's like, yeah, hold on.
Hassan has something to say.
Oh.
If Destiny was my roommate, I get him laid all the time.
Oh.
Right.
Because you're a bro.
That's closeness.
So Destiny is like a toxic asset now.
By the way, I just noticed this.
I didn't notice this before.
But the meme that he has in the background about his interruption button has redact.dev on it.
Redact.dev is like a thing to scrub or help scrub your personal information off of data aggregators online.
And that is the company of Dan Saltzman, I think is his name.
And he is the guy that did the podcast with Destiny way back when.
And apparently, at this point in time, like Dan has like completely broken up with Destiny and they have also broken up with Destiny.
Destiny is like completely by himself at the moment.
And he still rakes in like 10,000 viewers per live stream.
He still makes like an inconceivable amount of fucking money.
So I don't know.
It pays to be pro-Israel, I guess.
Oh, it's funny that the pro-Israel people hate him too now.
And then one weird thing, I don't usually talk about IP2, but apparently Ice Poseidon, the OG, not IP2, IP1, Ice Poseidon, who has the worst voice ever.
I know I'm not usually one to talk about people having shitty voices, but he just sounds horrible to listen to.
Ice Poseidon 1 was cucked.
He was cucked, chat.
There's a little clip of Ruski down here.
So should I drop the chest or not?
See, that's his voice.
Doesn't he sound like shit?
And for what?
You have a million dollars and he fucked your girlfriend on a mattress with no furniture.
What was it for?
In case you don't know, Ice Poseidon and IP2 people are like the scum of the fucking earth, like the bottom of the fucking barrel scum.
It's like the most gutter trash content you could ever possibly watch.
And everybody who is involved in IP2 is a psychopath that should be avoided at all costs.
Well, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure where you're pulling that from, but oh, good one.
All right.
Anonymous tip of $3.33.
Never forget how I took Kimmy back after Gouda pounded out with his nine-inch shirt.
Dude, you are pathetic.
Oh, good one.
No, that's complete fucking bullshit.
They're just mad that they're losing.
And I have to go after my fucking girlfriend who is not involved with this at all.
What messages?
Screenshot them all.
Careful.
What, did she send you anything?
No.
Let's look at the media too.
Holorado.
Jesus, no.
Before and after labia blasty pictures.
Oh, God.
Kimberly.
You see that?
Hold up.
Okay, there's no labia plasty pictures in this.
Apparently, she got a labia plasty.
Ice Poseidon paid for it or some shit.
Kimberly.
Ice, as a big fan, I feel sorry for you.
You look like a loser under massive cuck.
All because you can't get over Kimmy.
She was never good for you.
Oh, I already texted Kimmy.
I said I broke over there.
I just texted him an hour ago.
I said we're done and bringing him to everything.
Kimberly was always like, Don't bring him.
I don't like him.
And I was like, well, whatever.
I think he's funny.
So I always brought you to the events.
I always invited you to places.
And you want to try and fuck me over.
No, not you.
Your girlfriend.
You showed me that Kimberly is not the girl for me.
But you also showed me your true character with your wife.
So I will make sure to make it my mission in life to now destroy everything that you and Lab have.
Oh my God.
God gained.
That's so cringe.
You're like, you fucked my wife.
I'll show you, bish.
I'll fuck over your IP2 live streams.
I'm watching 12 minutes and 50, 12 hours and 50 minutes of your content, but I'll fucking ruin you, buddy.
And as for Kimberly, well, I mean, I don't care what she does.
Wait, is this why they say IP2 always wins?
Because IP1 is like shaking his fists at the clouds, like, I'll get you next time, IP2.
But then it never happens, and they always win.
Is that where that comes from?
Is that Ice Poseidon just rages impotently at them and then they keep winning?
I believe that now.
Now I understand.
It all makes sense to me.
Oh, my bad.
I just want her to go home and never see me again.
There's a special something.
No, there's not.
I do have a speech.
There's a part where he's like whinging.
I want to find that real quick.
Where's that nice little whinging at?
Is this it?
I think this is it.
No, that's not it.
There's a part where.
No, it's like, god damn it.
He looks happy, doesn't he, chat?
I think this is it.
There's a clip that I saw I've ever had.
Dude, he looks like when he's like just staring straight at the screen in some of these clips, he looks a lot in this picture in particular.
He looks so much like Yandari Dev.
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You know what I mean?
He's got that really long snoot and the curly hair, and he's just got like that Yandari Dev like physique going on, the Yandari Dev phenotype.
I don't know what that says about him, but let me hear this.
Worst I've ever had.
It's, it's, I mean, you know, he, he said, He said last night or the day before, he said that he decided to do this because I'm such an asshole and oh, I'm egoing people and blah, blah, blah.
No, it's banter.
It's content.
You are a giant fucking pussy.
I mean, it is content.
You gotta be, you gotta give it to them.
I'm talking about them.
I never talk about them.
And I'm talking about them specifically because there was content made that's so funny that I have to play it for the outro of the song.
So they're right, I guess.
You should get cucked more often.
I would play it on my stream.
Who can't handle the banter in the content?
You are jealous that you're fucking poor.
And now you live off your wife's OnlyFans for money.
You're a leech.
You've done nothing in this life that you can be proud of.
You're 30 fucking years.
His wife has an OnlyFans?
Dude, these people are just amazing.
They're really the cream of the crop.
So 28, however fucking old you are.
I don't even know.
You're late 20s.
You've never done anything that you can be proud of in this world.
You fucked your girlfriend.
I mean, he can carry that to the grave now.
You can't unfuck her.
You live off your wife's OnlyFans who sucked a dog's penis.
What?
So, I mean, you can say.
What?
What the fuck?
You think you would start with that?
Bro, that's so gross then.
You had carnal relations with a woman who had carnal relations with a man who had carnal relations with a woman who had carnal relations with a dog.
So you sucked a dog's dick by one, two, three, four degrees of separation here.
That's not, that's not a point in your favor.
That's a, that's a detriment to you.
Okay.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I would carry, I would never, ever fucking disclose that information.
Okay.
Okay.
I feel, I feel like I've been poached.
There are some content that I can eat like fried rice, like a comfort food all day, every day, even though it's not very special.
This is like, I've been poached.
I went into the IP2.
I'm out of the IP2.
I've had enough.
It was very, it was like a deviled egg and it's like very filling.
I don't need any more.
Okay.
It's too much.
All right.
Next.
Mediker.
No, shut up.
I know about the song.
Shut up.
Mediker says, due to worsening health, you know, this was after a month of speculation that he had died or is hiding from his fans or something.
The dog has eights.
He finally made a statement and he said, due to worsening health, I've stepped back from social media and other distractions to spend time with my family and friends.
I hadn't planned to discuss this publicly because I didn't need to.
That was, of course, until this evening when our family was attacked.
The past year or so, a group of people involved in swattings, targeted Americans were caught and were in the process of being criminally charged.
You may have heard of it.
Tour SWATS.
This group has a relationship with another group under investigation called 764.
This evening, numerous people were contacted saying a mass casualty event had happened and a police response was sent to my home.
Due to the ongoing DOJ and FBI prosecutions, I can only assume this is an attempt at witness or victim intimidation related to the case.
My health is not great and my silence has led some to believe I had passed away or was in hospital, which leaves me with only a few conclusions to draw among them being an attempt to try and take a woman, my wife, while suffer her husband or tried to make a woman, my wife, suffer while her husband was believed to be dead or injured.
I can't say for certain which tryhard was responsible for this, but we'll have to treat it as being related to the groups currently being investigated.
While still very sick, I'll take the time to work with both the DOJ and the FBI to reach a conclusion to this event.
So he had been swatted.
I think there is evidence of this.
Here we go.
That's the tweet.
Yikes, imagine being wrong all the time about literally everything.
And we refer to Ethan calling him a fraud, saying he was lying about the swatting.
My wife, a year or two ago, we were swatting.
I think it's the same group.
I think that as well.
And here's the video.
Yeah, so you didn't get.
Yeah, no, you guys got like, we got like a bunch of threatening calls.
Yeah.
And so like two years ago, we got swatted.
Yep.
And so I think it's the same thing.
It's the same group.
I do think that as well.
Do you mind if we come inside and make sure that everything's okay?
So he did get visited by the police.
Ralph, of course, having the tact as always, says, I wasn't wrong about your wife being a fat cow or you lying about me swatting you.
I look forward to fulfilling the prophecy when you kick the bucket, which, of course, refers to him threatening to come on his grave.
Also, it was a lot easier to get you to respond than I suspected.
Dave asks him, where's your wife?
Ethan Ralph responds, who cares?
Dave says, then why are you attacking his?
And then Ethan Ralph responds by saying, because I can't and because she's garbage.
Ralph even cut a promo for this event.
So let's hear Ralph's promo.
Mediker was embarrassed by streaming with the VTubers and leaning into the pedophilia and the sicko part of his audience.
And I thought he would take more time off than he has, but he came back tonight and he said, oh, poor me.
Oh, I've been swatted.
And oh, I'm cooperating with federal authorities.
And Oife, please give me some leeway and please forgive me and have mercy on me.
And oh my God, please, Well, guess what?
He's full of shit.
Now he was full of shit then.
And all the fellow streamers, fellow creators who are falling all over themselves to back his bullshit are just as pathetic as he is.
And he's lying.
He's full of trash.
He accused me of swatting him, despite the fact that the guy who swatted him, and I think other people have been indicted for those very actions.
Not only did they swat him, they swatted me and many others, including sitting congress people.
He's never corrected the record.
He's a fucking liar.
He's a fucking piece of trash.
And anybody backing his bullshit is also full of shit.
So fuck him.
I knew he wasn't dead, of course.
I could always hope.
But fuck him.
Fuck his fat wife.
And fuck anybody who backs this bullshit.
In case you're curious what he's referring to, I actually remember this.
There was a stream a long, long time ago where Medeker made a statement along the lines of, isn't it curious how anybody on Ralph's bad side is getting swatted these days?
And it was true.
At that point in the sector, it seemed like everybody in the sector, except Ralph himself, was getting swatted, which is what he was referring to.
Apparently, and I had completely forgotten about that until Ralph brought it up.
Apparently, Ralph did not forget that and considers it a great offense to his honor.
All these years later.
So I think that's it.
Is there anything that I missed?
Let's see if there's anything that's happened.
Because this is a bit shorter than my usual streams.
If I cut it off right here, let me see if there's anything that I forgot to mention that has happened since my stream began.
Let's see the Mediker tweets.
Well, Davious Figtree apparently got outed for having a telephone harassment call in his house.
Says he was swatted.
I think that's it.
I think that's all the things worth talking about.
Double check my notes here.
I have a new note-taking system, so I'm trying to.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's it.
I think we can call it jobs.
Nothing's happened with jobs.
I already talked about Cobra.
It's the start of the stream.
If you missed the Cobra segments, it was at the start of the stream.
You have to rewatch it.
Okay.
I have nothing to say about Review Tech USA.
There's nothing.
There's nothing really to say about Bossman.
He's just losing more money.
Apparently, there was some drama with him where his brother's wife, they recently got married.
She's already pregnant or she was pregnant when they got married.
And they're expecting a grandchild now.
So I think that's part of the reason why Bossman dad, Rat Dad, has started to pressure Austin to get out of the house because he has been pressuring him to get his own place recently.
So it's speculated that they want the grandbaby to come over more often and they don't want the grandbaby around Austin at all.
I think that's probably also his brother's boss man Drew's request is that I'll take him over, but I'm not doing it when Austin's there.
And obviously Austin doesn't do anything but smoke crack pipe and lose money.
So it's sort of like, look, your brother, we want to see grandbaby and that's not happening as long as you're here.
So you got to get the fuck out.
So I don't care about Chibi.
Chibi's in fucking Japan.
Who gives a shit?
And Chibi has done nothing ever.
He's going to leave.
I'll talk about his whole journey when he fucking leaves because he's like, he's not interesting.
Okay.
I want to say that's it.
The Kiwi Farms is running quite smoothly right now.
We've been getting DDoS continuously, but I've got it in a pretty comfy place at the moment.
So I'm going to call it quits there, I guess.
I think so.
Okay.
Don't want to ramble on too long.
So let's do the super chats.
I have to.
Can I put the Cobra moon in a oh?
Oh, that is quite pleasing.
What if I just ease up on it a little bit?
No.
Increase the contrast.
No, that's too bright.
Decrease the contrast.
There we go.
Nice and moody, but also green, chow.
All right.
I do have a special astro song picked in case you want to stick around.
Matt at the internet.locals.com, by the way.
Always appreciated.
I'll just say what I'm doing.
My next local stream will be soon-ish.
I've been saying that for over a month, but alas, poor Euro, I keep getting kicked in the balls.
I will be assembling a computer.
More specifically, I have been putting together something very cool, and I have to transfer my computer from its broken chassis to a different chassis.
And I hope to show people I will be recording that with hands like a VTuber.
So subscribe to the locals chat.
All right.
Let me read the super chats I missed from XMR chat last week, which would be all super chats from the 9th, I think.
Yes.
Kurt Eichenwald, Amy Masturbator for 10 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor.
I was curious at what Sam Hyde and Fuente has talked about on their podcast, but I always want to hear your take first.
So I held off on watching it.
The act of not doing something enjoyable for periods of time, it reminds me of something.
I don't know what you're referring to.
I don't know.
Maybe masturbating.
I honestly, I have no idea what you're saying.
Bexology, these nuts, nuts emoji for one says, flag review request.
This is the capital city of a first world country.
Okay.
Let's see.
I'm going to guess that this is the cap of the flag of Tokyo.
Japanese flags all look like they're corporate brand marks.
And a lot of Spurgs who love, who like fake Reddit love flag lore, they are obsessed with, because everything Japan does is so kawaii.
Oh my God, Japan is so much better than the West in every single way.
And they're so kawaii.
Even their flags are nice and standardized in Kauai chat.
So then when they go, they like redo the entire American state flags and they make them all look like this shit.
So yeah, I'm not impressed.
I mean, some of them look okay, but it's just like, it's just a symbol and a color.
I guess it makes sense.
It's not very inspired, though.
Crab Shack Liberation Front for two says free slungus.
Is he even banned?
I only banned people for like a week.
He can wait.
Rob Black's hater for five says, please stream with Ruben and/or Schlepp once the legal stuff has cleared up.
The issues with the neighbor hell game run so much deeper than all the surface levels coverage from the past year, too.
That sounds like a great idea, actually.
That sounds like a lot of fun.
InfinTarge for $150 says, $14.88, get a case of European import beer on me with your pizza, not that U.S. piss water you claim is beer.
Here's a good channel.
I don't know if you've already showed, but probably have alcohol-induced brain damage.
So he drank a lot and gave me $150.
And then I didn't even read his message, which is quite bad of me to do.
I'm not a very good streamer.
I don't know if you've noticed.
And then the channel he wants to promote for that much money is Flight from Syracuse.
Very specifically this video, Central Baking does that.
And this is the first part of the history of central banking, a looking how individuals being behind the Bank of England use all means necessary to conquer Europe.
I have this book, by the way, that I think he's probably reading from.
If you go to, I want to say it's herefarms.st public junk.
Okay, I do.
You can download the EPUB for a history of central banking by Stephen Goodson here.
You can read that at your leisure.
It's a decent read, chat.
It's a decent read.
Kurt Eichenwald, Anno Masquerader for $10 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, when are you going to give Gunti his money?
You should give him out in installments.
If you give him it all at once, he might actually kill himself.
I told him I would give him the money if when the case is dropped.
We're suing.
So the pursuit is not over yet.
Citrus Act for one says, it looks like Reddit set him up with Huffing and the bog, which knocked him down with old school poison.
The squirts should be taking scalps, but I have no faith in them.
Yo, yeah, they were also buying him canned air because he was dusting, which is also brain damage.
Citrus Addict for one says, so close to one last Halloween.
You will be missed Cobes.
I'm going to concoct and choke down pumpkin pie margarita for the occasion.
I hope you'll join me.
His father did ask you raise a toast to my boy, my boy Cobra.
So if you're the drinking type, and he admitted that there was some inappropriateness in asking people to toast for a man who died of alcohol poisoning, but he said and he cried while saying that it's what he would have wanted, which is true.
So I will probably have a nice drink tonight as well, chat.
Not pumpkin pie margarita, though.
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Buzz Bridge, for one, says, my take from the miss ending was to never give up, even if you feel all hope is lost and you're alone in the dark fight to the end.
You never know when help might arrive.
Except that supposedly there's like a gypsy that tells him earlier in the film that his family has to die and the literal act of killing his family ends the mist.
So that's the actual canonical explanation and the ending fucking sucks.
Buzz Burridge, for one, says March for Australia or August 31st.
Also, what's the go with Muhammad getting railed in the desert while his mates just watched?
Pretty gay.
Apparently, I mean, basically, the Quran states that a bunch of packies rode the Prophet Muhammad like a horse.
Not like a horse.
It uses the word road, which in ancient Arabic has the dual connotation that English does today, where you can ride somebody like a horse or fuck them.
So it's up to interpretation if Muhammad, for whatever reason, was ridden by a bunch of packies or if he was fucked by a bunch of packies.
But very specifically, the Zhen are known for their sexual prowess, black skin, and huge dicks.
And this is also discussed in the Quran.
So for whatever reason, a bunch of very dark packies that are very, very sexually active and have huge donkey dicks were riding the Prophet Muhammad like a horse in the best case scenario.
David Lamy for once says come to England.
No.
Dark Warrior, Dark Western for five says, God damn it, which is a reference to Cobes.
Liddy, Little Baby Child for five says, being born and named Joshua by your parents is like starting the race 50 yards back.
Sad.
Never had a chance.
So true, King.
Imagine if you went through your entire life and every day you just heard people go, Josh, Josh.
You know that does something to you.
You know, that makes you go insane.
Mad Archive 505 for once says, rest in peace, sweet prince, fuck Sikos, base, fuck Sikkos.
Bunker Housing for five says, even in these dark times, I joined to partake of news.
Also, fuck Reddit SnarkPacks.
Bass and true.
Mark Applyer, Sex Slave for 20 says, fuck Sikos.
Joshua Faye Saunders lives forever in our hearts.
True.
I mean, it's going to suck because he's like a stable for so many people, you know?
Hopefully we can memorialize him somewhere.
David S. Thank you, by the way.
David S877 for 25 says, it's an ongoing attempt to introduce null to classical movie quotes.
Okay.
Hey, boys.
Look what I got here.
Hey, where are the white women at?
That's another quote that I've only heard from Counter-Strike source things.
Like when you join that, like when you get like a multi-kill, some of the servers would just have that.
Where are the white women at?
Thank you.
The false copy of Sunder for one says Truth Nuke on the timeline.
And then there's a link to Loud and Uses says, Groypers are a pro-immigration activist group.
You do not need to spend time producing a new mental schema for them.
Simply take however you feel about Antifa, and that's how you should feel about Groypers.
This is in regards to something I didn't really cover because it's just par for the course for him.
But Nick Fluentes has been supporting an AstroTurf movement from the Gavin Newsome for president team, where basically they're just using pictures of Gavin Newsom looking like handsome at like his prep school and also using his white family to be like, you guys are voting for the guy married to a Pajit.
However, this guy wants Infinity shit skins in the country and the other guy does not.
So he could be sticking his dick in literal piles of shit like in Jurassic Park where the guy puts his fist into a big pile of shit to find a cell phone.
He could be literally doing that and I would not care.
Which just goes to show you that Groypers are a brown psyop.
Laser disc Spin Man for five says Rip Cobes.
Rip Cobes.
Sneed Fiend for $50 says, I was selected as a staff sergeant in the Air Force.
I know you hate feds, but military is not Fed, bro.
But I'm excited to be stationed in Japan.
Oh my God.
Also, they sent out a force-wide email asking those getting out to consider ICE lol.
That's pretty based.
I mean, have fun in Japan.
You know what?
Apparently, every like the bases in Japan, the American bases overseas are just known as like rape hubs.
So try not to rape anybody.
They don't like that.
Congrats on your promotion, buddy.
Don't watch any anime.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for five, says, Rip to King Cobra.
He was a real one.
He was the realest of the real.
No hurt, Mr. Metal for five says, made my personal PFP at ahead of King Cobra JFS.
It really sucks.
I'm drinking some rum for my gothic bad boy.
Well, he did ask for everybody to toast.
Crunky K for one says Rip Kobes.
Rip Kobes.
Little Baby Child for Five says Clint is a pretty unfortunate name, too.
It's just Clint and Cunt mashed together.
They're not as bad a name as Josh.
Thank you.
Meowga1 for two says Nicholas Prococo at Kraken added me on Blinked in Lamau.
That's the guy.
He does crossovers with Kit Boga, which is pretty cool.
Crispy Legs for Eva for 10 says, not so happy Friday, crying face, broken heart emoji.
It's not at all.
It's not as long.
I can't eat pizza today, I guess.
I'm going to have to make some calorie room up for drinks.
TP Deluxe for five says, Rip, it should have been Ralph.
So true, King.
It should have been Ralph.
Real bossman Jack for 10 says, hey, Jersh, my GF introduced me to your streams a couple years ago.
Now we're marrying and moving to Northern Canada to get away from the smelly jeets.
Keep up the righteous fight against the Truans.
I mean, I don't think you can escape.
Unless your plan is like to go up north in Canada and then wait there until we annex Canada, then you might have a chance.
But until then, you're just fucked.
Congratulations, by the way.
Little baby child for five says, Reddit, leave no child behind behind.
That's funny.
Space Allen for $50 says, ham jam.
Thank you very much.
Space Allen, I appreciate it.
Bunker Housing for five says, the most evil is done by people who think they are the good guys.
These are the most dangerous people.
It's true.
Does seem to be the case.
Real Doni for one says, requiesce in peace, Cobes.
Your antics will be truly missed.
They were missed for a long time.
I missed OG Cobes before the alcohol got to him.
Kole Dante for $20 says, Rip Kobes, he's feeding Santan a bog Rito as we speak.
I do feel really bad about all the Satan stuff, but maybe that's his mission.
He's sent down there to feed Satan the goy slop and torment him.
Thank you.
Mr. Manchester for five says, it would be nice if Reddit got shit for this, but they won't sad stuff all around.
One day, one day people get what they fucking deserve.
I think that Reddit's number will be called eventually.
Awaken 34 for 2 says, I almost missed the best weekly show due to work and slacking off.
Well, I'm glad he made it.
Asian tech support for 10 says, crown emoji, snake emoji, and then devil horns, hand gesture emoji, which I think is a way of saying King Cobra and then like metal rocking thing.
Thank you.
Sneeze Stanley for five says, what drink are you mixing for Kobes TRD, by the way?
I don't know.
I haven't decided yet, but I'm thinking about it.
Total Red of Death.
Yeah, that's true.
The Orange Cow for 10 says, could you please read this like a disaster news reporter?
I suppose.
This is Ben Collins reporting on the robot uprising.
The AI deathbots have risen up and are flooding the streets.
Wait, new reports say they aren't destroying anything or attacking civilians.
Strangely, all the deathbots are converging on one suburban neighborhood.
Wait, is that Will Stancil's house?
And then I assume that Will Stancil is being raped.
Eugola Sneed.
Thank you, by the way.
One says, Praise Cobra's magic.
He's rocking out with Ozzy in hell now.
Makes me feel bad to say that about him, you know?
The Ghost of Low Tex for one says, there's honestly enough Cobra lore that you didn't talk about in your first stream to do a dozen person streams on him.
He's the only cow comparable to Chris in the amount of lore that he has.
I can't believe that.
I don't think I'll do it for this October, though.
I'll think about it.
Amira Casadia, for one, says Rip Cobes, you're a real one.
He was the reals of the real.
The Uncredited for five says, she eat Joshua on my Connor until I moon.
That is bizarre.
Eugola Sneed for once says, even in death, Cobra still rules our sad trolls' lives.
It's true.
So true, King.
Blackstar Sneed for 15 says, celebrating Cobes today by eating pizza and drinking vodka.
That sounds like a plan, actually.
With juice all in his name, TWU, please play this short, funny video.
Okay.
Okay.
Big thank you to the fan who ordered some tactical soap.
I got a $50 affiliate cash from my sponsorship slash affiliateship.
Oh, look at that sexiness.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
There we go.
YouTube, this first bite.
It's for the trolls who hate when I get pizza to eat.
Oh, oh no, ah, that's what all my awesome fans.
Oh, that honey barbecue sauce, YouTube.
Yeah, bro, come on.
This guy might enjoy pizza more than me based upon the sound.
Barbecue sauce is working for this pizza, dude.
I don't, dude, imagine getting his order.
You probably think it's like a troll order, like the most disgusting pizza you can imagine delivered to some guy's house.
They eventually aren't hard.
You have to learn after a while that no, the disgusting slot pizza that that guy's ordering.
That's this Cobes.
That guy looks scary.
YouTube, you have no flipping idea.
That's good pizza.
Anyways, YouTube, cheers to my fans.
And the Bud Light.
One of the best Cobes moments was honestly one of the best.
He was doing like an in-real life live stream and he went to this bar in Casper and he sat down and he said, Yeah, I'll have one of those tranny beers.
And without missing a beat, the lady gave him a Bud Light just like immediately, just immediately knew what the fuck a tranny beer was and gave it to him perfectly.
It was a fantastic moment.
It was right when that had happened, too.
So The Ghost of Lotax for one says, The guy who made the Cobra documentary was Joel Patrick, and he went on to edit for MDE and edited World Peace and most of their old sketches.
He made one other documentary called Ham Pound 93, which was also keynote.
I did not know that at all.
That's very cool, actually.
Pancake Luchador for five says, have it when Josh and Rip Cobes, any favorite weird foreign films and how Ringu has a fucking shit ending with the extra tape.
I don't know.
Gator Sends Message To Legal Mindset00:13:25
I like the Japanese ring.
I think the American ring is better.
I think that's a controversial opinion because everyone's a fucking weaboo.
I think I like the American version of Ring more than the Japanese version.
The weird foreign films.
Yeah, you really razzle dazzled me with this comment.
I can't think.
I can't think of anything off the top of my head.
No.
Whenever I think of weird foreign films, I remember like 10 plus years ago, there was a movie that I was forced to watch because I was still like the form was brand new and we did like a movie night.
I want to say the movie is called like the mysterious Mr. Q or something.
And it's a Japanese film about how this guy enters this family's life and like completely destroys them.
Like the son gets arrested.
The dad loses his mind and fucks his daughter who shits herself after dying.
And then there's a scene where he's like holding an umbrella getting like covered in breast milk.
For some reason, they made me watch this.
So I don't know if you want to see that, but I've never seen a Serbian film.
I had no interest of it.
That's Old Boy.
That's not a strange foreign film, though.
Old Boy is just a really good one.
Yeah, Visitor Q.
I think that's the name of it.
Typical slope shit.
That's exactly right.
Sneedo for five says, rest in peace, Cobra.
I was at work when I first saw the King Cobra might have passed away message and was hoping it was not true.
Then I wake up to the horrible news.
I'm going to miss him.
Rip Cobra.
Rip Cobra.
It is.
I couldn't believe it either.
Citrus X.
I mean, it was a little bit soft because I had seen the message that he'd posted the day before.
So I was like, oh, that might be true.
Citrus Act for one says, every time my husband and I drive near a semi, it's nerve-wracking and we try to get past Steelway as best we can.
Always a Jeet or some other darkie when we pass.
Yeah, dude.
I used to think, you know, that trucks were really safe because I thought they had this really vigorous vetting process.
But now it's like, here's another thing in our society where I used to think that if there was a semi-truck on the road, there was no reason to be afraid because they were responsible, tracked, metered, tested, etc.
To get their pain-in-the-ass CDL license.
And now I just know that there are some Jeets in government that just sell them for 20 bucks each or some shit.
Citrus for one says, and fucking none of them can drive safely.
We've been dealing with insane swervers and lack of turn signals non-stop.
Yeah, that's a pain in the ass.
Seen over one says, most of the truckers I saw were Slavs and Jeet Muslims.
You think the Slavs are better drivers?
I've seen a bunch with Ukraine tridents on their trucks.
And yeah, they're fine.
The Jeets one scares me.
Banana Plugs for 2 says, Happy Pizza Day.
No, today is not a happy pizza day, Ripped to Cobbs.
I can't fathom how people like the Rage Pig and Baldos still live while he dies because people don't give them alcohol.
Set below.
Silver Schizo for one says, I have to be a wage slave today, Josh.
But I'm sure the stream is great.
Hope the seller gets you closer to the 50 cal rifle.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Yauga one for five says, one time a jeet truck chimped out on I-95 and threw a banana at my car, smeared all over my windshield, and obstructed my view.
You should report that.
Dude, if I saw any, if I see a Jeet on the road in their CDL and they're doing anything, I've got dash cam.
I'm calling it in.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm going to care them the fuck out.
Every reason that I have to get a Jeet deported from this country, personally taking my time out to clip the fucking dash cam and file a complaint and file a complaint with the DOT as well, because fuck them.
Now, Banana Plugs for 10 says, let's laugh through your tears for this one.
This is the last of these.
Okay, I guess we're watching videos today.
Oh, there's the German film as Virada, which is he is back.
That's a good one too.
Except for the end.
It's good all the way up to the ending.
There's one part in particular that apparently like Nat Soaks get really upset about where they're like, oh no, Hitler would never do that.
But it's like the funniest fucking scene of any film ever.
And I don't know how anybody can get mad at that.
Hey there, Ching Chong.
We're giving away cats and dogs to people who help us fight China.
Okay.
Hi, ma'am.
You've been drafted.
The army needs some hand.
You've been drafted.
We need you to do some hard math while we make fun of your eyeballs.
So do I get to drive the Humvee?
I wouldn't let you drive a fucking bike.
You look like the last 20 people I talked to.
How the f can you damn linglings tell who's who?
Say goodbye to your parents forever.
You're not coming back.
You've been drafted, sir.
We need loud K-pop music to torture our enemies.
Go meditate in the combat zone.
Then they'll shoot you, and then we'll shoot them.
Well, I would die.
Okay?
And perfect.
We'll roll you down a fucking hill.
It's a good laugh, right?
Anyhow, you're going to war.
Hey, baby.
What the fuck?
Today's your lucky day.
We're drafting for World War.
Oh my gosh, Brad.
How did you again?
Hey there, Ching Chong.
I guess that's why it's the last one.
He dies horrifically at the end.
I can't believe it.
Poor service members always just happens to them for some reason.
Citron Act for one says, you don't need to be illiterate to not clothesline a family with a literal truck, especially when the signs just assemble.
I mean, apparently you fucking do.
Samuel Gin 2 for 5 says, here's Dale the Grinder giving a confession about payment processors just for you.
Okay.
Just fuckers.
Do you know what?
Just fuckers.
Man, bless with Civil War cannons.
Obliterate.
Payment processors.
There you go.
There's your confession for this stream.
That's pretty accurate.
I agree with that.
Silver Schizo for five says, Josh, Canada fucking sucks.
I hope to convert my weak dollars to freedom dollars just to super chat.
Have you been buying Silver Eagles now that you're back?
No, I haven't been able to buy anything.
I have to save up money.
Besides what I've been doing to my office to like stream more and shit, but that's all I can afford.
Ceno for one says, everyone is afraid of logging trucks because of final destination.
That might have been a frightening reality with Jeets driving those logging trucks.
You know, they aren't tightening logs for shit.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, they are scary as fuck.
Colley Dante for 20 says, we are a few years away from Elon being able to fuck robots and pump out at least one million man army of clonal trune sons.
We can only hope for that.
Koly Dante for 20 says, I've heard there is an up-and-coming OnlyFans alternative called Gunted.com run by a famous pornographer.
Maybe Aniza can try that.
Yeah, you reminded me, I forgot to mention that OnlyFans is like a huge APAC supporter and they've given like $11 million to APAC.
And it's funny that Aniza Jamha is like, here's my frumpy booty.
Don't you want to see my frumpy shitter?
Everybody, don't you want to pay for that?
But she's like pro-Palestine and on a platform that's like the most Jewish platform ever conceived in human history.
Thank you.
Gwormless Wonder for 5 says, how many max pickles do you have on W plays?
Like 2,000.
I just dump my pixels every day.
About Tree 5001 for 5 says, two old men, Joe and Bob, were eating at dinner, eating at a diner.
Joe kept bragging about how great his new hearing aid was.
Bob said, that's great.
What kind is it?
Bob responded about 215.
Great joke, buddy.
Little baby Joel for 5 says, immediately after Trump won, trainings were all over Reddit and Blue Sky were posting the meme.
Stop blaming trans people for Kamala losing.
No, child.
I will not.
They did lose.
TB Deluxe for 5 says, Josh, do today's world wordle.
It's about you.
Okay, let's do the Wordle chat.
Better be good.
It's better be good.
It's better worth it.
All right.
As always, we start with the classic Sneed opening chat, the classic Sneed opening.
And then it's been a while.
I forget what I Horace.
No, there's a specific word that would have if it cleared it out completely.
I want to say it's Ouija, but that's like a meme one.
No, not Ouija.
That's boring.
Let's do mouth.
Yeah, that works.
Ooh, I'm getting fucking shittered here.
No S, and it has a second letter that's a T.
It's a harder one.
What the fuck ends with a T touch?
However.
Why?
Something X T?
Not needy.
No.
It has to be like a Y at the end, right?
I think.
Edie, beady, beady, weedy.
Witty?
I hate making a second letter guest like that, though.
Oh my God.
Okay, so it's not witty, but it has a T T Y. Huddy?
Giddy?
Fatty.
No!
That'd be it.
Because he said it was about me.
What the fuck else would it be?
Laddie?
Vaddy, Batty?
Raddy?
Raddy?
Am I ready?
Why is it ready?
Is not.
It is a word, I guess.
Okay.
I see.
I'm a ratatouille.
I thought you were calling me a fatty.
I thought that's what you were doing, bro.
Some the fucking long con.
Now, even worse, I said it myself.
So now I'm fucking owned.
Okay.
Gornless Wonder for Five says, someone across this insipid, wholesome comic with an interesting choice of names.
Okay, I guess we're doing links.
Oh, fucking needs.
Thanks.
Gator.
Thanks, Ethan.
I don't get the joke, but yeah, that is pretty ironic that we have Gator and Ethan by Chow Hong Lam.
I should send this to Gator.
I didn't even fucking mention.
I completely forgot.
Gator graduated.
I did the, I completely forgot to make it a note that Gator graduated this week.
He did his goodbye stream and it sucked.
And there's nothing to talk about.
I was supposed to go through and find something to mention.
Oh, I remember.
Okay.
Here's your impromptu Gator segment.
You ready?
So, this is only for the people that stick around for the super chat segment.
Gator retired and on his stream, his last stream with the anime boomers podcast as Gator.
I think he's coming back as anime artwork or some shit and trying to start over new.
He's doing it like in the laziest, dumbest way possible, as if we're not just going to immediately know it's him.
But he said that his most important thing that he ever did as the Gator game lower in like 15 years of being the Gator game lower and fighting through the trenches of Gamergate and against the SJWs and working for Ethan Ralph as his footstool for fucking years.
The number one thing that he did that he's proud of is that when a remember when I when I was on the Kino Casino, there was a clip I played or made them play where Gator and his butt buddy were making this weird voice and going like, Salam, Salam, Salam, and they were like kept making that fucking noise.
That was the name of a streamer who I believe was with Niji Sanji, and then she broke away because she was being cyberbullied to death by the Japanese.
They were like, Ho-ho, you fat American woman, you don't work very hard, but we make you contract and give you character and make you internet famous.
Now you work there the help of us, huh?
And then she's like, I already fucking killed myself, Salam.
And then after she left Niji Shanji and posted about how she went to fucking die, she was gonna she was gonna fuck a dude.
She's gonna fuck a dude.
All the animes rallied around her and made fun of Niji Sanji.
And that's why there's that video of the Niji Sanji guy like bowing.
I think this is how it works in my memory.
This could be completely fictitious memories, but it was like a big scandal for them.
And Americans were like, Oh my God, you can't make our fat retards sad.
What the fuck, bro?
So they apologized for it.
And then Kiki Pyongyang has nothing to do with any of this, Jaggit Reel.
But when this was happening, Gator sent a message to Legal Mindset, Legal Mindset, also known as Legal Dick Sucker, and said, Legal Mindset, you gotta talk about this Salam stuff because it's really important VTuber drama.
So Legal Mindset did talk about it and apparently raised the profile of this outrage.
Gator takes credit for this because I think he was on stream with Legal Mindset.
This is like back when he was like a really small streamer or something.
And then Salem became Doki Bird.
And Doki Bird is like independently successful.
And she's still sometimes suicide baits, I want to say.
She still wants to fuck a dude, but she's no longer under the oppressive thumb of the nips.
And Gator takes credit for this.
He says the thing he's most proud about is that he got Legal Dick Sucker to talk about Salam being bullied to death by Niji Sanji and helping her relaunch as or re-debut rather as Doki Bird.
And of all the things that he's done in the last decade of his life, this thing that he's probably not even partially responsible for is his absolute peak.
The thing that he is most proud of.
That was the most Gator event of all Gator events, according to him.
Salem Becomes Doki Bird Independently00:12:50
So there you go.
That is the Gator segment.
Sar Wars for 150 says, your H-1B scheme explanation last stream makes zero sense.
What do American companies who like cheap later gain from hiring jobs Americans would work for 100K at instead of hiring Jeets for the same job and pay them 300K?
That's the exact opposite incentive.
Well, my sir, you're forgetting something called racism, specifically discriminatory hiring practices.
So if you look at all these big tech companies like Oracle and Microsoft and Google and YouTube and literally all of them, IBM, and you look at who Linksys, all of them, literally all these companies, and you look at who runs them now, it's Jeets.
So how did this happen?
Well, 10 years ago, these companies started importing Jeets by the hundreds of thousands because they work for cheaper.
And then they got into the company and then they made moves.
They got into HR positions.
They started hiring more H-1B visas until the equilibrium of the company was Jeet favored.
Whites can never discriminatorily hire white people, but Jeets get away with doing this shit all day because they're brown and smell like shit.
So therefore, they're special.
And then over time, they started paying their H-1B visas more because guess what?
They were the CEOs of the company.
So back in the day, it was a thing where it was like, let's hire these Jeets because they're poor because that's what white people think.
And then when all the white people got fired and replaced by the Indians that they hired because they're scheming, conniving, nepotistic freaks, they started hiring their own people at a greater cost.
And there's probably kickbacks going to Indian firms and stuff that they have friends or family in and stuff like that.
So there you go.
This has been going on for 30 years.
And now we're reaping the benefits of this.
So they all have to go back.
They got to be denaturalized.
The passport Americans have to have their fucking paperwork taken and burned and they got to be sent back.
And if they don't want to go home, we'll find whatever place will take them.
Will South Sudan's government take a Jeet for $1,000?
Well, guess what?
You're going to South Sudan.
That's how it's working.
That's what we're going to do.
All of them.
Mouse Cop 5, including you, by the way, if you're Indian.
Mouse Cop 5 for one says, inside of you, there are two pizzas.
No, they're not.
BBS to V for two says, the Cobra thread was the first one I followed on the site.
I think everyone always wanted to see Cobra get better.
It said that never happened.
I hope the coin happens.
I hope so too.
I mean, everybody wanted death for Cobes, but, you know, I mean, you can't make somebody do something they don't want to do.
You know, that includes recover.
Valk sir, for one, says, rest in peace, Cobes.
Rest in peace, Cobes.
Buck Grousing for three says, regarding the inheritance in Sweden, we have a saying, when God comes with death, the devil comes in with inheritors.
That's pretty funny.
Sneedo, for one says, I'm a fuck a dude.
Everyone has AIDS.
It's true.
He did.
He fucked a very specific dude, though.
Wormless Wonder, for one, says, if you haven't seen it already, please check the Maddie Proton mail, possibly urgent.
It's not fucking urgent, bro.
He sent me a panic email like, did you mean to dox yourself?
Did you mean to dox yourself?
Bro, I don't live at apartment number 21,950 at a fucking strip mall.
It's literally a remailing office in a marina.
I don't live there.
Okay.
Don't worry.
I don't think there are many apartment buildings in the world that go up to 21,000, whatever the fuck.
Maybe in China.
There was an address in Shenzhen.
You should start shooting yourself.
Sneeda Stanney, for one says, the tard who fucked Bert said he wanted to get fucked in his tracheostomy, aka the uncle Ned Throat Hole.
Wonderful.
That is fucking disgusting.
Truly harrowing.
I didn't need to know that.
CPEG for five says regarding the death of King Cobra JFS.
I know many states have depraved heart murder, often second degree, where the perp didn't know somebody would die, but knew it was likely.
Hope we get murder trials.
Yeah, I mean, that's, I mean, it's not second degree generally.
There's also like reckless endangerment.
There's all sorts of shit you could possibly classify this under.
Manslaughter, I think, is one where if you do something where you know, you don't know, you're not intending to kill people, but you should know a likely outcome of that might be grievous bodily injury, then it's manslaughter.
Spinglecat, for one, says whites defending Islam are always disgusting.
Yeah, they fucking are.
Oh, and there's some fucking Swede who's like a Muslim.
Yeah, dude, you just got to beat him with sticks.
Mialga for 10 says, Real Laura Fuentes was hated at his high school, Leon's Township High School.
And that's why he did the TV Club for Nerds and made his little America First show.
I mean, I can believe it.
He's fucking obnoxious.
He's somebody who, if you're not sucking his dick, he doesn't like you.
You know, if you want to stream with Nick Fuentes and be cool with Nick Fuentes, you have to be completely deferential to him like Sam Hyde is.
And you have to basically give him sloppy toppy.
And anybody that thinks that they're even a peer of Nick Fuentes is not welcome.
And that's why you have gross freaks like Zerka, who's streaming cozy and the beardson, like sub fucking humans.
Nobody with any dignity would be next to Nick Fuentes.
You can just smell that kind of rat shit on people when you're near him.
Thank you.
16MB for five says, I don't think that premarital sex should be glorified, but my goodness is that faggot Fuentes ruin any good image for people who are waiting until marriage have.
Yeah, I mean, it basically just makes you look like a closeted fag now.
Spingle Cat for once says, White's defending Islam is always disgusting.
I already read that, I think.
I did.
Okay.
Falding for $100 says, Pizza for Jouche and a beer for Josh today.
Feel good and bad.
Yeah.
That's true.
Okay, I'm Jouche.
I got you.
I got you, brother.
I don't know.
If you have a drink suggestion, let me know.
I can always get Yingling.
I always like Yingling.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Doug S. for 10 says, hey, Josh, just an FYI, Jim Stewartson claims that I orchestrated the last, the Kash Patel and General Flynn lawsuits against him.
He also blames me for breaking up his fake nonprofit.
The fact is I caught him in the Kurtaner hacking group and published it LOL.
Wow, that's embarrassing.
Dude, imagine thinking that Kurtaner is your salvation.
That's fucking humiliating.
What a fucking loser.
Thank you.
Red Eyes Black Dragon for 2 says, who's Yandari Dev?
You know who that is.
Why are you being a shithead?
It goes to low text for one says, The Cobra Channel, I suggested that when Cobe Zai, they should make a doll-sized coffin for his dummy Sean and Barriett Ranksham.
That's fucking mean, bro.
Shut up.
Bunker Housing for five says, so what are you saying?
Is that Ice Poseidon is the anti-penelope dog oral pleasure.
Yes, precisely that.
John Dodarius for two says, great stream.
Thank you.
Barrello Furman for one says, nothing.
Thank you.
Docs Fallon for five says, how worth it is it to send a handwritten letter to governments versus printed ones or emails?
How much more influence does something written in cursive have?
I have been told that congressmen and senators, I've been told this by a congressman.
I have been told that their team reads all letters.
So I would imagine that, and they just kind of like sort them.
Like this one's about the war in Iraq.
This one's about medication.
This one's about Medicare or Medicaid or retirement plans.
And they just say, like, this week we received 50 mails and emails regarding immigration and H-1B visas, that kind of stuff.
And it's mostly a headcount.
Very infrequently does a letter about a specific issue affecting a specific person receive direct attention from the council of a representative of the United States.
So keep it short.
My rule of thumb is I try to fit everything on a letter that I send anybody on one page.
So it's at most two or three paragraphs, sometimes four.
I rarely ever go over that.
And I always print because I just want to make it so that people will actually read it.
And I feel like if it's cursive, they won't take the time.
I feel like the old thing about like people always like people, people will open letters that are incursive when you send them to their house because they think it's like a handmade letter, which is why I receive fucking insurance offers with fake cursive font on the front because they're trying to trick people without putting in the effort.
But yeah, just type it.
And supposedly, it doesn't even matter if you mail it in, but I always mail shit just to be extra annoying.
Uh, Sneeto, for one, says Jobs is doing what he knows best and sucking the trim cock.
Oh, dude, I forgot about jobs.
You're right.
Someone said jobs.
I forgot about jobs.
I'll have to make notes to include that for jobs.
And what was the other thing I forgot?
Oh, Gator, I already talked about that.
So I'll put that aside.
I have a new productivity software I'm trying out.
Next.
Bunker housing for three says, I finally have to get around and join your local so I can chastise you for improper handling of ESD sensitive devices.
Do I have to get like the little wristband?
I guess I should, or I might get bullied.
I'll probably get bullied if I have the wristband too.
You don't actually need those as long as you touch metal.
You're already grounded, idiot, like that.
Humble Guardsman for one says the Orthodox Church is where it's at.
So I've heard.
I've heard they're also being sued by Israel for owning too much land.
Bunker Housing for Three says, did you know there's a country that has a dinosaur on its flag?
That is Kino.
I did not know that.
No, I don't know that.
Sneedo, for one, says, I'm drinking a hard mountain dew for Cobes, two Cobes.
Those are okay.
They're not worth the calories, though.
Dios Mio Lakratiro for one says, Indians single-handedly brought racial unity by being the worst race.
Everyone say, thank you, Sa.
Thank you, Saz, for being stanky.
Everybody with working noses opposes the Indians.
And they've also made racism cool again, which was a hard sell for a while.
Vordier for five says, Sneed 40 feature requests don't deliver at notifications for the Kino Casino threads.
Why?
How are you getting tagged so much in the Kino Casino thread that you need it turned off?
FinTarg for five says, people want to get neat bucks.
Meanwhile, I want to get off from Neatbucks.
Being a sloth all day sucks ass.
Well, stop drinking.
That's not a like, bro.
If you're saying that you drink all the fucking time, that's probably why you can't get up and do stuff.
Stop drinking.
Insensitive Zero for two says, I was really sad watching Clint's video until the 440 mark where he said, hail Satan while weeping.
I nearly died laughing.
Yeah, I also cringed at that because Satanism is like a child's thing.
But I mean, to be fair, it really shows that Clint really loves them and really respects like his quirks and his uniqueness and stuff.
And him being a 30-something year-old Satanist, like an anti-teen a boy was definitely part of the whole gothic bad boy steak.
So that is what he would have wanted to be to be fair.
Rello Furman for five says, love or hate any of the old heads on the internet dying recently.
It's always sad when they do because they were genuine and we're running out of people who are more than just algorithm money slaves.
It's true.
There's so many people just suck nowadays.
They just suck.
And everything genuine is rotting and decaying.
Citrus Egg for one says, fun fact, if you can do so safely, you're supposed to phone Highway Patrol via 911 to report dangerous driving in real time, not after.
Well, there's a difference between, I mean, I guess you're right.
I'm always hesitant to call 911 for any reason because that shit gets recorded.
I don't want my 911 calls pulled.
I don't want all my narcing on CDL drivers to be pulled from the highway patrol.
GNSI RCO for 5 says, everyone talks about the truck driver H-1B visas, but there are also doctors and psychiatrists coming here under that as well.
Yeah, that's the new one.
Apparently, states are opening up H-1B visas for doctors from Iraq.
And it's like, I don't want a brown doctor.
I never, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, want brown hands to touch me when I'm in my most vulnerable position.
Okay.
I don't want that ever.
I'll even say it.
I'll say, like, look, I want a different doctor.
So we got to get rid of them too.
Sneak cricket for one says, I was at a shopping mall drop off, dropping off a UPS package the other day.
And the other end is a Jeep grocery restaurant.
You can smell that fucking place from at least a mile away to the curry.
They smell so bad, and their homes are so fucking disgusting that it's unreal that they could tolerate living in them.
I cannot tolerate living near them.
It's worse than black people.
You know, you can put on your headphones, and if somebody's listening to loud music and driving by your house in the hood, you don't hear it.
There is nothing you can do to blot out curry stank from a next-door neighbor.
You're fucked.
There's nothing you can do.
You can close all the windows.
Trusting Nobody About Paul00:04:35
You can cut the AC on.
You can change your HEPA filters.
There's not shit you can fucking do.
It's just disgusting.
Snee Cricket for five seconds.
I said a prayer for Kobe's.
May he rest in peace and total red death.
May he be chilling with Ozzy and Paradise, Riffon Cheeseburger in Paradise.
Maybe he's been both.
Maybe he got the cheeseburger and the Ozzy Osborne.
Thank you.
It's an all 98 for one says, I know this is super late, and this wasn't the first rec that Jeep Driver has been in.
He drove over and destroyed a wooden bridge in Arkansas that was rated for six tons.
Yeah, he had had priors that should have gotten his CDL yanked and his ass deported way back when, when he totaled a bridge that warned repeatedly, when it was not for trucks with 30 tons, it was a six tons only, and he destroyed it.
So it was like a historical bridge, too.
They kept it around because it was like 200 years old or some shit.
All right.
As promised, I have a special outro song.
Thank you very much for watching.
Nat the internet.locals.com, Nanny.live.
I will see you guys next week on Friday.
I don't have anything special planned this weekend.
Thank you again for watching.
Take it easy.
Bye-bye.
And please enjoy the music.
I think this is the music.
Yeah, this is the music.
Bye-bye.
And for what?
You have a you have a million dollars and he fucked your girlfriend on a mattress with no furniture.
What was it for?
Well, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure where you're pulling that from, but Paul doesn't know that Kimmy and me did it in the blanket fort on Sundays.
She tells him it was cap, but it wasn't so.
Still, she's on her knees, and Paul doesn't know.
So don't tell Paul.
Paul doesn't know.
Paul doesn't know.
Don't tell Paul.
Kimmy said she's streaming.
But she's under me and she's not leaving.
Cause Paul doesn't know.
Paul doesn't know.
So don't tell Paul.
Paul doesn't know.
Don't tell Paul.
I can't believe he's so trusting while I'm right behind her thrusting.
Woo!
Kimmy's got him on the phone.
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing.
Nothing.
Paul doesn't know.
Don't tell Paul.
Cause Paul doesn't know.
Paul doesn't know.
So don't tell Paul.
We'll put on a show.
Everyone will go.
Paul doesn't know a parking lot.
Why not?
It's so scuffed when you're on top.
His kick chats not moving slow.
Spam it on make a loop.
Paul doesn't know.
Paul doesn't know.
I did her on his birthday.
Paul doesn't know.
Paul doesn't know.
Don't tell Paul.
Paul doesn't know.
Paul will know.
Paul has to know.
Paul's gotta know.
Gotta tell Paul.
It is completely fucked up.
I can't believe it.
I don't know how I'm gonna be.
I don't know how I'm ever gonna feel better about this.
We'll get over this.
I have no idea.
I have no trust for anybody anymore.
I don't trust anybody.
I don't want to help small streamers anymore.
I don't want to give money to small streamers anymore.
I don't want to help people anymore.
I'm completely fucking over it.
Paul doesn't know.
I should probably let him know.
That is so bad.
So bad.
Sorry, Ice not sorry.
Never forget how I took Kimmy back after Guna pounded her with his nine-inch show.
Dude, you are pathetic.
Good one.
No, complete fucking bullshit.
They're just mad that they're losing.
And they have to go after my fucking girlfriend who is not involved with this at all.