Mad at the Internet - Return of the Queen
Aired: 2025-08-08
Duration: 03:55:30


=== Optimistic Vibes and Chat Love (03:58) ===

[00:00:23]  Wow, chat.
[00:00:25]  What a great day it is.
[00:00:26]  I'm feeling so good and vibing and I'm optimistic and I just love my chat.
[00:00:31]  They're the best chat in the whole world.
[00:00:33]  Thank you, chat, for being here.
[00:00:34]  I'm so happy you're here.
[00:00:36]  It's my favorite people in the whole world.
[00:00:39]  It's chat.
[00:00:40]  They're in the audience right now.
[00:00:43]  They're all saying very intelligent and funny things that never get old, ever.
[00:00:48]  Happy days, chat.
[00:00:49]  Happy days.
[00:00:52]  All right.
[00:00:53]  Let's get through it.
[00:00:54]  Let's get to it.
[00:00:55]  Let's get to it.
[00:00:58]  I should explain that the funny thing that I have warned, I have cautioned you all about in regards to Angerlin is supposedly in the works.
[00:01:11]  I am anticipating the funny nuke to drop on London on Monday.
[00:01:18]  Trust me, it'll be hysterical.
[00:01:21]  It'll be the funniest thing.
[00:01:22]  You'll laugh so fucking hard.
[00:01:23]  You'll be like, Josh, you're just a real jokester.
[00:01:26]  This Josh, Joshua Connor Moon is just the funniest little joker in the whole world.
[00:01:34]  This Kiwi Farms thing sure does get up to some shenanigans.
[00:01:37]  I'm so glad to get to participate on this internet forum because, whoa, buddy, there's some silly, silly things progressing in this sphere of the internet.
[00:01:47]  It will be fun, I promise.
[00:01:49]  If it happens, we'll see.
[00:01:52]  I'm like 90% sure that the funny thing will happen hopefully next week.
[00:01:58]  If not, I'll have an update.
[00:02:00]  If I don't have it by next Friday, I will just tell you what it is, I think, at this point, because I'm pretty sure that certain loud mouths be spilling the beans already.
[00:02:11]  So let's start somewhere closer to home than the faraway, miserable, grimy island of the United Kingdom.
[00:02:18]  Let's start in Tejas, the Mexican Eustedas Unos Estada of Tejas.
[00:02:26]  I think this is just a little clip of formality.
[00:02:30]  Remaining five eyes to six days, the medicine prevails.
[00:02:33]  The sergeant of arms and any officers appointed by her are directed to send for all absentees whose attendance is not excused for the purpose of securing and maintaining their attendance, under warrants of arrest, if necessary, until they're all we're remote lead house.
[00:02:47]  This sounds very scary.
[00:02:49]  What is happening?
[00:02:50]  This is the Texas UH Congress, the State Level Congress, and the sergeant of arms, which is a very cool name for a title.
[00:02:59]  It's kind of like uh, the shadow minister of justice.
[00:03:03]  And in Australia, the sergeant of arms has been directed to arrest a bunch of lollygaggers who did not show up for work at the congress.
[00:03:12]  Well, what could it possibly be?
[00:03:13]  The Democrats have fled the state, the State Assembly Assembly members of the Democratic Party have fled Tejas for greener pastures such as Illinois, because their presence would allow certain motions to proceed in the Assembly.
[00:03:29]  And those motions they were not in favor of.
[00:03:33]  So instead of participating in democracy, they have simply left the state they are elected to represent inside the state to delay proceedings.
[00:03:43]  Well, as it turns out, Tejas does not permit that.
[00:03:45]  Obstruction of the assembly is not permitted.
[00:03:49]  So the sergeant of arms has been directed to issue arrest warrants for assembly members who are deciding to participate in this.
[00:03:56]  I don't know if any have any of them actually been arrested?
[00:04:01]  Actually, I don't know.
[00:04:02]  Probably not.
[00:04:03]  I'm going to guess no, but they could theoretically, if we're going to have civil warrants.
[00:04:10]  Okay.
[00:04:11]  Civil warrants are the same, though.
[00:04:13]  If a civil warrant is issued for arrest, you're still getting arrested.
[00:04:17]  I mean, you're not being indicted with a crime, but you can still be arrested.

=== Arrest Warrants for Assembly Members (04:58) ===

[00:04:22]  So we'll see what happens with that.
[00:04:23]  Hopefully they resist arrests and then get criminal arrests.
[00:04:29]  So does this have the video?
[00:04:30]  Oh, yeah, this is the video.
[00:04:32]  Here we go.
[00:04:33]  So Jim Acosta, who I remember in the first Trump administration, was the arch nemesis of Donald Trump in the press room.
[00:04:41]  If I remember correctly, Jim Acosta was working with CNN or MSNBC, and Trump hated him and kind of selected him to be the stooge that he makes fun of every so often.
[00:04:54]  Now, Jim Akasa, I think, is independent.
[00:04:58]  Is this in the article where he worked for, I think?
[00:05:03]  I don't know if he still works for the agency or for he's independent now, but he decided to speak to Joaquin Oliver, one of the students present in the 2018 Parkland High School shooting, which of course is famous for giving us those two troglodytes that have just so happened to have federal handler parents and also just so happened to not be present on campus the day of the shooting.
[00:05:25]  They became the figureheads of the shooting despite not even fucking being there and despite having parents that worked for the federal government.
[00:05:31]  In particular, I think one of them worked for like the federal emergency management.
[00:05:36]  So very suspicious.
[00:05:38]  And there's no music plan.
[00:05:41]  Okay, I'm going to have to put rumble chat.
[00:05:43]  See, I decided to experiment.
[00:05:45]  I decided to experiment and see if turning off slow mode on the stream would help the chat be more active.
[00:05:54]  See if turning off.
[00:05:55]  And instead, it's just gone back to spamming emotes.
[00:05:58]  I don't know what it is with like Twitch clones and just spamming emotes, but it seems to be a thing where like it's the most bizarre thing where someone will like sit and chat and just spam the same fucking emotes for literally five hours and it is not productive to the intentions of my chat.
[00:06:15]  Oh, is that why you're spamming the emote?
[00:06:16]  You could just say news hamster instead, because when I see the spam, I just think it's people being fucking retarded.
[00:06:22]  Okay, I'll tell.
[00:06:24]  All right.
[00:06:25]  Stop spamming.
[00:06:26]  I'll turn it back on.
[00:06:28]  The yeah, great stream.
[00:06:30]  Thanks.
[00:06:31]  Fuck you.
[00:06:32]  I don't know.
[00:06:33]  I don't give a fuck about this guy.
[00:06:34]  All I care about is this part.
[00:06:35]  Let's get to the good part.
[00:06:36]  He's interviewing the Parkland High School shooting Joaquin Oliver.
[00:06:39]  The interesting thing about Joaquin Oliver is that he's dead.
[00:06:43]  So how is Jim Acosta giving an interview to a dead kid that's been dead for seven fucking years on the Jim Acasa show?
[00:06:49]  So I guess he is independent now.
[00:06:51]  Easy.
[00:06:51]  Through the horrors of AI, we have brought him back to life to give his hot take on firearms.
[00:06:57]  Joaquin, I would like to know what your solution would be for gun violence.
[00:07:03]  Great question.
[00:07:04]  I believe in a mix of stronger gun control laws, mental health support, and community engagement.
[00:07:09]  We need to create safe spaces for conversations and connections, making sure everyone feels seen and heard.
[00:07:15]  It's about building a culture of kindness and understanding.
[00:07:18]  What do you think about that?
[00:07:19]  I think that's a great idea, Joaquin.
[00:07:24]  That's really creepy.
[00:07:25]  Before that kid had his fucking brains blown out, you know what he was thinking?
[00:07:29]  He was thinking, dude, Lindsay's like so fucking hot, bro.
[00:07:33]  I like smash her fucking box like all fucking day with like my penis.
[00:07:38]  And then he was like thinking like, man, I can't wait to go home and play Xbox and jerk off to cartoon pornography, bro.
[00:07:47]  Like, dude.
[00:07:47]  And then he got shot in the fucking head.
[00:07:49]  And now, thanks to the horrors of AI, he gets to give such highly insightful, wise commentary about the state of gun control and mental health in the United States.
[00:08:01]  Apparently, his parents consented to this.
[00:08:03]  So I don't know if Jim Acosta is like paying them out the fuck.
[00:08:07]  How much do you have to pay a parent to let you necromance their son using a computer?
[00:08:15]  It's actually really embarrassing.
[00:08:16]  However, to the credit of a certain guy, I forget his name, Jesse.
[00:08:21]  That's a Jesse decided that he would conduct doing the due diligence of any interviewer, any member of the press, he decided to interview the opposition, which would, of course, be Adam Lanza.
[00:08:34]  So using the horrors or sorry, the wonders of AI in this instance, Jesse managed to score this awesome interview with Adam Lanza about what he thinks.
[00:08:43]  Adam, I would like to know what your solution would be for gun violence.
[00:08:49]  Great question, Jesse.
[00:08:50]  By the way, big fan, my solution would be to stop giving children SSRIs.
[00:08:56]  Perhaps if we just ask the intelligence community to stop, they will.
[00:09:00]  Probably not, though.
[00:09:02]  Very good.
[00:09:03]  Sometimes I still don't like Jesse, but every so often he gets me.
[00:09:08]  That's really funny.
[00:09:09]  That's really clever.
[00:09:10]  That's that's like that's really awesome.
[00:09:14]  I gotta admit, that's just how it is.
[00:09:16]  Good, good idea.

=== Sesame Street Black Stripe Meaning (15:58) ===

[00:09:20]  Next, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been defunded.
[00:09:25]  Now, I talked about this last stream, and I had an immense amount of inability to discern between the CPB, NPB, NPR, PBS.
[00:09:34]  However, one thing I learned in regards to this since is that Sesame Street is actually not a part of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.
[00:09:45]  Now, if you don't know, CPB relied on over $1 billion of government funding in order to keep its operations going throughout the year.
[00:09:54]  $1 billion.
[00:09:56]  And basically, all it was responsible for was public access television, radio, and occasionally weather reports and also queer theory.
[00:10:07]  I asked my attorney what the CPB, because he's familiar with things on the hill, as it were.
[00:10:13]  I asked him, what the fuck do they do?
[00:10:14]  And he said, queer theory and meteorology.
[00:10:18]  And I'm like, bro, if you give me a billion dollars, I'll find you the biggest fag with a meteorology degree.
[00:10:25]  I'll find the biggest fag on the planet and then pay for him to go to meteorology school so you can have queer theory weather reports.
[00:10:33]  And I could do that for so much less money than a billion dollars a year.
[00:10:39]  One of the things that I thought for sure was going to be in the budget for a billion dollars a year was Sesame Street.
[00:10:48]  And as it turns out, Sesame Street is not a part of the CPB's budget or portfolio.
[00:10:54]  Sesame Street is owned by a different nonprofit called the Sesame Workshop that actually makes and handles the rights for Sesame Street.
[00:11:02]  Because if you didn't know, Sesame Street is sold to a bunch of different countries and there's local versions of Sesame Street all over the place.
[00:11:11]  And as it, If you've been to Walmart, you've definitely seen like Sesame Street everything.
[00:11:16]  They sell clothes for adults and kids that have Big Bird on them.
[00:11:20]  They have toys for Sesame Street.
[00:11:21]  They have bikes with Sesame Street.
[00:11:24]  Sesame Street shows up in all sorts of shit, right?
[00:11:26]  It's a very famous icon.
[00:11:29]  Well, as it turns out, the for-profit elements of this nonprofit go back into its budget.
[00:11:34]  So Sesame Workshop actually doesn't need that much money because as a media studio, they make enough money where they really don't have to rely on that much public support.
[00:11:43]  So Sesame Street Workshop put out a message saying, for more than 50 years, Sesame Workshop has been proud to partner with PBS to bring learning and joy across America.
[00:11:54]  Generations of children have benefited from the public investment that has enabled PBS to do important work and needs to remain.
[00:12:01]  PBS, we're so proud to be your neighbor.
[00:12:04]  And part of the reason why I assume that PBS owns Sesame Street is that Sesame Street airs on PBS, but they're actually completely different.
[00:12:12]  So now the studio behind Sesame Street is just going to have to do what everybody does.
[00:12:16]  You don't need PBS.
[00:12:18]  I imagine that tons of kids watch Sesame Street on YouTube, right?
[00:12:21]  I would bet my fucking life that Sesame Street has a YouTube channel and they just do what everybody does.
[00:12:27]  Even the major networks now, they put out single episode teasers and all sorts of shit on YouTube so that parents watch it with their kids and then they download the app or buy the subscription service.
[00:12:37]  I'm sure they have that, right?
[00:12:39]  So you don't need this.
[00:12:41]  You don't need PBS spending a billion dollars when Sesame Street can make money using a service that already exists that doesn't cost a billion dollars of taxpayer money to run.
[00:12:51]  So that message got posted.
[00:12:53]  And then of course, everyone pointed out how much they hate Sesame Street now, which I found funny.
[00:12:57]  Here's Sesame Street saying R is for rainbow.
[00:13:00]  Rainbow flags have been waving in honor of the LGBTQIP community since 1978.
[00:13:06]  These symbols continue to evolve and take new forms, like the 2018 Progress Pride flag by Daniel Quasar, which I'm sure is Daniel's real name.
[00:13:15]  Together, let's learn what each of these colors represent.
[00:13:19]  Let's take a second to learn about the colors chat.
[00:13:21]  I like to educate my viewers about things like colors.
[00:13:25]  What do the colors on the progress pride flag mean?
[00:13:29]  And then that's Abby.
[00:13:31]  Now, Abby sucks.
[00:13:35]  If you are someone who has had the good fortune to not ever see an episode of Sesame Street since, because I watched an episode of like the gay shit they put out, and Abby is like a Mary Sue.
[00:13:47]  Abby is like, she can do anything she wants at any time.
[00:13:51]  She has magic powers and she doesn't use that to solve world hunger.
[00:13:56]  She doesn't let people use her magic powers.
[00:13:59]  She keeps them to herself to do dumb bullshit kid things with instead of giving food out to the needy.
[00:14:06]  Instead of building, imagine how much the housing crisis in New York City could be improved if Abby simply magicked the construction equipment to build more housing.
[00:14:16]  She doesn't.
[00:14:17]  She doesn't.
[00:14:18]  She uses it to count and to paint and to do colors because fuck her.
[00:14:23]  Abby sucks.
[00:14:25]  And she wants to learn about transgender pride.
[00:14:27]  Okay.
[00:14:28]  The six rainbow stripes each have their own meaning, drawn from Gilbert Baker's original 1978 flag.
[00:14:34]  So here we have this.
[00:14:37]  I'm supposed to believe that each of these colors have were ordained with a meaning.
[00:14:42]  You mean to tell me that they just didn't take the rainbow and then when they realized that indigo and uh and magenta are like really close together, they just dropped one of them.
[00:14:51]  You mean to tell me that the guy sat down and ordained a flag from his own imagination that just so happens to look exactly like a rainbow using certain themes and has no incidental coordination with the rainbow.
[00:15:05]  That's what I'm being told by Sesame Street.
[00:15:08]  I think you're fucking lying to me.
[00:15:10]  I'm reading this and I think you're full of shit.
[00:15:12]  Red apparently means life.
[00:15:14]  Orange means healing.
[00:15:16]  Yellow means sunlight.
[00:15:19]  Is the sun a faggot?
[00:15:21]  Is the sun sucking the moon's dick?
[00:15:23]  What the fuck is what does sunlight have to do with this?
[00:15:27]  Green is nature.
[00:15:29]  Blue is serenity.
[00:15:31]  Why isn't blue life or green?
[00:15:33]  Green is like health, right?
[00:15:35]  And then purple is spirit.
[00:15:38]  That's all fucked up.
[00:15:39]  If this was me, red would be blood.
[00:15:45]  Why is orange healing?
[00:15:48]  Green should be healing.
[00:15:49]  Okay, red can say life, but green's got to be, got to be healing.
[00:15:55]  And then orange can be serenity.
[00:15:58]  Purple can be serenity.
[00:16:00]  That's stupid.
[00:16:01]  Purple, you know what?
[00:16:02]  Orange should be spirit because it's spooky like Halloween shit.
[00:16:07]  That's my thoughts on that.
[00:16:08]  Yellow can say sunlight.
[00:16:09]  Fuck it.
[00:16:10]  Then they added the black and brown stripes.
[00:16:12]  The brown and black stripes were added to represent queer people of color and those lost to the AIDS epidemic.
[00:16:18]  I love this.
[00:16:19]  I actually love learning with Sesame Street today because I honestly didn't know that the black stripe represented dead niggas.
[00:16:28]  I've been calling it the gay nigga flag all these years.
[00:16:31]  It's actually the dead gay nigga flag.
[00:16:33]  We got the dead gay nigga flag up there.
[00:16:35]  Do you see the sign in the front of my house that says dead gay nigga storage?
[00:16:39]  As a matter of fact, yes, I do.
[00:16:40]  As you can see, you have the progress pride flags waving over your garage and the black means dead gay niggas.
[00:16:48]  So this is the dead gay nigga storage facility chat.
[00:16:51]  Good to know.
[00:16:52]  Thank you, Sesame Street.
[00:16:55]  It doesn't mean just in case you're wondering, I thought it meant black people.
[00:16:59]  Like you had black and brown, black and brown bodies of color.
[00:17:02]  That's a new progressive way of saying POC.
[00:17:04]  Now that POC sounds too close to colored person, you got black and brown, but no, apparently the black just means dead gay niggas.
[00:17:11]  And then we got the three colors for the white, pink, and light blue stripes were added to represent trans and non-binary individuals.
[00:17:19]  And the chevron signifies the importance of progress.
[00:17:23]  Ooh, buddy.
[00:17:24]  Sure does.
[00:17:27]  I have nothing to add to this, except that I don't consider progress to be important in and of itself.
[00:17:33]  This was a reply to the Sesame Street post that I had brought up, the first one.
[00:17:39]  This is Coming Together, Standing Up to Racism, a CNN Sesame Street Town Hall for Kids and Families.
[00:17:47]  Love always wins.
[00:17:49]  And then we have a heart with the rainbow colors.
[00:17:54]  And then for whatever reason, Cookie Monster was unable to rest from his grubby mitt a cookie long enough to do this picture.
[00:18:02]  Like they brought him in, and he's like super, he's like the most famous of all the characters.
[00:18:07]  So he's like, you know, you got three minutes with me.
[00:18:10]  And then he's eating cookies and he's like, you know, this is my cookie break.
[00:18:14]  This is my cookie break.
[00:18:15]  I'm eating cookies.
[00:18:16]  And they're like, well, you just got to put your hand in while we take a couple pictures.
[00:18:19]  He's like, bro, I'm not putting down the cookie.
[00:18:22]  I'm fucking cookie monster.
[00:18:24]  I'm famous.
[00:18:24]  I'm too good for this shit.
[00:18:26]  If you want my hand in this, you got to deal with the cookie being there.
[00:18:29]  So they just dealt with it.
[00:18:30]  And then they also have Count Chocula, or isn't his name literally just Count von Count?
[00:18:36]  He's there.
[00:18:38]  And he's in purple.
[00:18:39]  Now, I was told that purple is spirit.
[00:18:41]  So I guess they're trying to signify that he's a spooky ghost.
[00:18:44]  He's a member of the living dead.
[00:18:48]  He's a member of the living dead, here to prey upon the living and to convert to the undead hordes by means of at-night molestation.
[00:19:00]  So he is firmly represented on the pride flag.
[00:19:04]  He's definitely a member of the LGBTQIP ⁇ .
[00:19:08]  That's what I've learned from Sesame Street.
[00:19:09]  Very good to know.
[00:19:10]  Thank you.
[00:19:12]  And then we have this black guy in a dress who, for whatever reason, is posing next.
[00:19:17]  I don't know how a puppet can look uncomfortable, but that penguin looks like he's extremely uncomfortable in that picture.
[00:19:23]  Nice.
[00:19:24]  And one more.
[00:19:25]  One more.
[00:19:26]  Just as a little send-off, we have Dr. Sunil Jane in ND, which sounds like a Indian name.
[00:19:36]  But he posted this video.
[00:19:37]  Let's take a look at what this is.
[00:19:39]  Seems like Elmo is wearing a nice little mask here.
[00:19:41]  Elma's friend has a question about Santa Claus.
[00:19:45]  How did Santa get the vaccine?
[00:19:48]  What the fuck, Lucy?
[00:19:50]  What the fuck?
[00:19:51]  Where's your mask at?
[00:19:53]  Elmo's wearing his mask.
[00:19:55]  Where's your mask, Lucy?
[00:19:57]  That's so reckless.
[00:19:58]  You know how many people she killed by not wearing her mask?
[00:20:01]  And is it safe for him to go in the house?
[00:20:04]  Is she wearing mascara?
[00:20:07]  Am I going crazy?
[00:20:08]  It looks like she has like blue mascara on.
[00:20:10]  Like her mom put lipstick and mascara on this in like eyeliner on this kid so they could submit this video to Sesame Street.
[00:20:17]  They went through all is that why she's not wearing a mask?
[00:20:20]  Because the makeup's going to get on her mask if she wears her mask.
[00:20:23]  This is weird.
[00:20:24]  That's really weird, actually.
[00:20:26]  Santa Claus safely give her presence with cool.
[00:20:31]  I just want to say, I hate deaf people.
[00:20:33]  I hate deaf people.
[00:20:34]  I'm so sick of seeing the people dancing in the corner of the screen, like flappity hands, flappity hands.
[00:20:40]  I'm sick.
[00:20:41]  If you're deaf, fuck you.
[00:20:43]  And I can say that loud and proud.
[00:20:45]  Fuck you, deaf motherfucker.
[00:20:47]  And you can't hear me.
[00:20:50]  Shit.
[00:20:51]  Ventine spreading everywhere.
[00:20:54]  Will Santa still be able to visit me in coronavirus this season?
[00:21:01]  He's gonna wear me.
[00:21:02]  You can't go to anyone's house or near his reindeer.
[00:21:10]  Kid, you're not gonna make it in Hollywood.
[00:21:12]  Your acting skills is not so great.
[00:21:14]  You can't remember your lines.
[00:21:16]  And when you're reading them off the placket, it sounds like shit.
[00:21:19]  I hate to bust your bubble.
[00:21:21]  I know you had big dreams and all, but you're gonna have to go back.
[00:21:24]  What was that?
[00:21:25]  What was this little shit from Geneva, Illinois?
[00:21:29]  You're going back to Illinois, kids.
[00:21:30]  Sorry to say.
[00:21:32]  Oh, God.
[00:21:33]  Oh, God.
[00:21:34]  And then Dr. Fauci appears.
[00:21:35]  And they're all like, oh, look at how fucking creepy these people are.
[00:21:40]  Well, I have to say, I took care of that for you because I was worried that you'd all be upset.
[00:21:45]  So what I heard a little while ago, I took a trip up there to the North Pole.
[00:21:50]  I went there and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself.
[00:21:54]  I measured his level of immunity and he is good to go.
[00:21:59]  He can come down the chimney.
[00:22:00]  He can leave the presence.
[00:22:02]  We haven't hanged this nigga yet.
[00:22:06]  We haven't hanged him for crimes against humanity for real.
[00:22:10]  He's just out there living his best life, completely immunized from the consequences of this shit right here.
[00:22:16]  Leave and you have nothing to worry about.
[00:22:19]  Santa Claus is good to go.
[00:22:22]  Something else that I think is on a lot of kids' minds.
[00:22:25]  Okay.
[00:22:26]  That was actually worse than I expected.
[00:22:28]  I'm going to be real with you.
[00:22:29]  I didn't expect the Sesame Street episode to piss me off so fucking much.
[00:22:35]  Awesome.
[00:22:38]  Next.
[00:22:39]  Brazilian woman granted refugee status in Europe after facing 25-year sentence for misgendering a transgender politician.
[00:22:49]  So in a precedent-setting move, as it says, a European country has officially granted full refugee protection to a Brazilian woman's rights activist and one of those evil feminists chat who is facing 25 years in prison in Brazil for misgendering a transgender politician.
[00:23:09]  Isabella Siapa is the first person to be recognized as a victim of state persecution for her outspoken opposition to gender identity ideology.
[00:23:22]  Let's see.
[00:23:23]  So 25 years.
[00:23:26]  I guess it's considered a hate crime.
[00:23:29]  She's white.
[00:23:30]  She's a white chat.
[00:23:31]  Blue eyes and everything.
[00:23:32]  I didn't know they still made those in fucking Brazil.
[00:23:35]  Wow.
[00:23:36]  And that's the, that's the transgender.
[00:23:39]  That's the transgender.
[00:23:40]  Oh my God, bro.
[00:23:42]  What the fuck?
[00:23:44]  What the fuck?
[00:23:46]  That is insane.
[00:23:48]  That is like actually fucking disgusting.
[00:23:51]  Okay.
[00:23:53]  Inaya's a text in there.
[00:23:54]  The Ella editor also accused SEPA of filing a false sexual assault report against a black man in an attempt to also paint her as a racist.
[00:24:02]  Something that has just never happened.
[00:24:03]  I have never reported a black man for anything at all.
[00:24:06]  Wow.
[00:24:07]  Dude, what the fuck is wrong with Brazil?
[00:24:10]  You would expect in a country like Brazil that's just like a gigantic shithole with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, that it would be like a chill shithole like Ukraine.
[00:24:20]  You know what I mean?
[00:24:21]  Before the war, Ukraine was a really chill shithole.
[00:24:24]  You just, nobody gave you any shit.
[00:24:26]  People were amused if you were American.
[00:24:28]  I didn't hear any news about people being strung up for misgendering or whatever the fuck.
[00:24:33]  Why is Brazil like a violent, disgusting shithole?
[00:24:37]  Brazil was based before the what happened.
[00:24:40]  Guam is a chill shithole.
[00:24:43]  That's a take I've never heard before.
[00:24:45]  I forget Guam exists.
[00:24:47]  They are all brown.
[00:24:49]  Communism, 30-something percent black.
[00:24:53]  Brazil caught AIDS.
[00:24:55]  Shout out to my Neezy Benzo.
[00:24:58]  BBLs happened.
[00:25:00]  Brazil has always been shit.
[00:25:02]  Well, it's definitely cruel and inhumane punishment to send somebody to Brazil, but being in Brazil is not in and of itself cruel and inhumane punishment, I guess.
[00:25:12]  Unless you're facing violent misgendering charges.
[00:25:17]  Okay.

=== Front Desk Credit Card Addiction (10:04) ===

[00:25:18]  Cool.
[00:25:19]  That's nice news.
[00:25:20]  I'm happy.
[00:25:21]  This situation is developing as I would please.
[00:25:24]  We just have to nuke Brazil, I think, is the actual solution here.
[00:25:28]  That's pretty.
[00:25:29]  I mean, good, good for her.
[00:25:30]  I'm glad.
[00:25:31]  You want to take in a refugee?
[00:25:32]  That sounds like a fucking refugee to me.
[00:25:35]  You guys, everybody has seen this already, but I got to cover it.
[00:25:38]  You know how I am.
[00:25:39]  So imagine this.
[00:25:41]  You are in Florida, already off to a bad start.
[00:25:44]  Danger lurks behind every corner.
[00:25:47]  You never know which second might be your last.
[00:25:50]  You make it into the hotel room and you think, or the hotel lobby, awaiting to check in.
[00:25:56]  You think you're safe.
[00:25:57]  You're on the premises of a nice, upscale, middle economy-tier hotel.
[00:26:04]  So this should be good.
[00:26:05]  They should have security.
[00:26:07]  They should have bright lights.
[00:26:09]  They should have everything you need to feel safe and secure.
[00:26:12]  You look around and you look for the front desk that you can check in and get your key.
[00:26:17]  And you notice something.
[00:26:18]  There is no front desk.
[00:26:20]  But then you see it.
[00:26:22]  You see the check-in screen.
[00:26:25]  And there is an Indian man on the screen in India who is going to check you in remotely from a monitor.
[00:26:34]  And you gasp with horror and you realize that you are actually dead and you're in hell.
[00:26:40]  And you look around and suddenly that hotel room is not a hotel or a hotel lobby is not a hotel lobby.
[00:26:45]  It is in fact the fiery brimstone of hell and you are burning forever.
[00:26:49]  That is the situation that some guests have found themselves in Miami as they realize that their check-in agent was in fact an Indian, which has led people to wonder why they can't just hire an American.
[00:27:02]  I mean, it's fucking Miami.
[00:27:04]  It's not like there's a Deficit of human waste in Miami.
[00:27:12]  You can't find somebody that can work that job.
[00:27:16]  No.
[00:27:16]  Maybe it's an issue where they can't find somebody to work that job that won't steal because it is Miami.
[00:27:21]  I'm going to say this, by the way.
[00:27:23]  Shamefully, despite being a skinny queen well on his way to his ideal self, I occasionally imbibe the fast food.
[00:27:33]  I budget it in.
[00:27:34]  I literally pull up the fucking menus and I figure out what I want, what I have budgeted, and how much I can eat.
[00:27:41]  And sometimes, you know, what I want is a burrito.
[00:27:44]  In particular, they had these cantina burritos at Taco Bell that were 500 calories, which is absolutely perfect for one of my off days.
[00:27:52]  So I would go to Taco Bell and I would get a spicy cantina chicken burrito that is precisely 500 calories and I would eat it and it was good.
[00:28:00]  And then they got rid of it.
[00:28:02]  They got rid of the spicy one and I have to get the regular one.
[00:28:04]  And the regular one isn't as fucking good as the spicy one is.
[00:28:07]  So I don't know what the fuck is wrong with them.
[00:28:10]  I want my spicy chicken cantina burrito, god fucking damn it.
[00:28:14]  And go ahead and cry about it.
[00:28:15]  God fucking damn it.
[00:28:16]  God fuck you, Taco Bell.
[00:28:18]  Get rid of my fucking burrito, motherfuckers.
[00:28:22]  But in my trips to Taco Bell, I have realized that they have replaced the front desk with a checkout screen.
[00:28:30]  You have no choice now.
[00:28:31]  It's not like McDonald's or other establishments where you have the option to use the screen.
[00:28:36]  You have to use the screen.
[00:28:38]  Taco Bell has like completely obliterated its front desk.
[00:28:41]  So you just have to use the computers now.
[00:28:44]  And I despise them.
[00:28:45]  I despise, because here's the thing, they don't take cash, right?
[00:28:50]  So if you want to, if you, this is true, if you want to pay cash at one of these terminals, you have to select cash, get a receipt, go to the front counter and stand there slat-jawed, dead-eyed at the people until they realize that you're one of these fucking idiots paying cash still.
[00:29:08]  Because I don't support the card industry, so I pay cash when I can.
[00:29:11]  So I have to stand there with a fucking receipt in my hand until someone goes and actually rings me up and does my cash, which they could have done in the first fucking place if they had somebody that actually takes cash.
[00:29:24]  But instead, they have a fucking voucher and then they have to do it anyways.
[00:29:29]  Why?
[00:29:29]  I remind you again of the story that Vinny regaled me with.
[00:29:33]  In China, they force compliance through inconvenience.
[00:29:38]  They want people to go to the auto.
[00:29:40]  This is almost a direct comparison.
[00:29:41]  They want people to go to the automated tellers to get train tickets.
[00:29:45]  So if you go to the automated teller and you use your WePay app, you check in and check out and get your ticket in seconds.
[00:29:53]  If you decide that you want to pay in cash, which is basically obsolete in China at this point, they almost always just use WePay.
[00:29:59]  You go to the front desk and the front desk requires your ID.
[00:30:02]  There is no distinction whatsoever in the services of the automated terminal and the front desk.
[00:30:08]  But the front desk requires you to either show a passport or a state ID to get a ticket.
[00:30:13]  Why?
[00:30:13]  Because that extra inconvenience naturally guides the human cattle to the automated machines.
[00:30:20]  And that's what they're doing.
[00:30:21]  They want to get you on the machines, not just because they want to force you to stop using cash, not just because they want you to stop using registers, but because they have proven scientifically that if you waddle your fat ass up to the front desk and you have in your mind, I'm going to get a spicy cantina chicken burrito because it is exactly my calorie budget.
[00:30:41]  You get up there and you're going to order exactly that because nobody can judge you for being a fat ass if you're just getting a burrito.
[00:30:48]  But if you're at the terminal, it says, hey, buddy.
[00:30:51]  Hey, buddy.
[00:30:52]  I see you just getting a little burrito there.
[00:30:55]  How about how about some cream cheese churros?
[00:31:01]  How about some cream cheese churros?
[00:31:02]  How about how about a Doritos Locos?
[00:31:05]  Look like you could use a couple of those, buddy.
[00:31:07]  They're only two dollars each.
[00:31:09]  We want the Doritos logos.
[00:31:10]  And then if you're standing there and it's just you and God and the uncaring, unthinking machine, you might just end up getting more than you anticipated.
[00:31:21]  And they know this.
[00:31:21]  And they try to get you to go to this machine so that you in the quiet, in the confessional booth of you and the machine, you will order more than you anticipated ordering.
[00:31:31]  And they have proven scientifically, which is why they're trying so hard to get people to use those fucking machines or use their fucking apps so that when you're too fucking fat to get out of your car and you don't want to tell the person what your order is because it's like, oh, dude, they're going to see that there's only one person in the car.
[00:31:47]  And if I get two burritos, they'll be like, oh my God, this fat fuck's eating.
[00:31:50]  I've work fast food, by the way.
[00:31:52]  Nobody gives a fuck.
[00:31:53]  In case you're one of these people, nobody gives a fuck about your order.
[00:31:58]  If you order eight goddamn large Cokes and eight double doubles, nobody gives a shit.
[00:32:04]  They're just like, hey, we have a large order.
[00:32:07]  And then they do it.
[00:32:08]  Nobody's thinking like, oh, that fat ass is going to drink all eight large Cokes himself.
[00:32:11]  Nobody cares.
[00:32:12]  Nobody cares.
[00:32:13]  They get paid $9 an hour.
[00:32:15]  Nobody gives a fuck.
[00:32:17]  Okay.
[00:32:18]  So, anyways, the app.
[00:32:21]  They want you to use the app too because it's the same thing.
[00:32:23]  It's just you and your phone and God judging you for how much you're eating.
[00:32:27]  And this is also, by the way, why credit cards took off to begin with.
[00:32:30]  Since I'm going to talk about credit cards in a second, anyways, that's the next thing I want to talk about.
[00:32:35]  Matter of fact, I'll just skip over to that.
[00:32:38]  The reason why credit cards even took off to begin with is that they scientifically proved that consumer spending is higher when you don't count cash.
[00:32:47]  If you walk into a store with $20 back in the 90s and you're like, I have $20 and that's my budget for groceries this week, you will spend $20 because you can't spend $21 when you have $20.
[00:33:02]  So you might get to the shelf and you might be like, well, I have a dollar left.
[00:33:07]  And then I have the choice of the 95 cent option or the $1.50 option.
[00:33:14]  You're never going to spend $1.50 because your budget doesn't allow it.
[00:33:17]  And that's how cash worked.
[00:33:19]  But then they introduced credit cards.
[00:33:20]  They introduced a direct link to your bank account.
[00:33:23]  And then now you have no reason.
[00:33:24]  If you want the $1.50 option, so the 95 cent option, you're going to buy the upsized option.
[00:33:29]  And this was beneficial to every consumer store in the entire world to have people that just mindlessly consumed whatever the fuck they saw.
[00:33:37]  And it's been so long since we've had cash.
[00:33:39]  People don't even know that.
[00:33:40]  That the number one way to manage your budget is to stop using credit cards altogether.
[00:33:45]  Because when you have cash in hand and you have a fixed amount of cash and you have a budget for what you're doing, you're going to consider how much you're spending.
[00:33:52]  Whereas if you're using a debit or a credit card, you're just not going to do that.
[00:33:55]  And they've proven that.
[00:33:56]  So that's how credit cards even took off to begin with.
[00:33:59]  And now we're using the app for the exact same purpose.
[00:34:01]  You're using your credit card on the app, spending tons of money you don't need on shit you don't fucking need so that you eat more and buy more all the time.
[00:34:08]  And it's beneficial to everybody except you.
[00:34:11]  You get raped.
[00:34:14]  So that's it.
[00:34:16]  Oh, by the way, I saw a thing recently, a study that people making over $300,000, I think it was, people making like 60 something percent of people making more than $300,000 a year struggle with credit card debt.
[00:34:35]  They say that their debt is too high for their income.
[00:34:39]  So even people who have immense amounts of money coming in just spend more and they're in fucking credit card debt to the point where $300,000 a year is not enough to manage their debt.
[00:34:53]  That's how bad.
[00:34:54]  That's how bad consumer spending is.
[00:34:56]  That's how bad the consumer.
[00:34:57]  And the thing is, the government would never do anything to fix any of this because all that wasteful spending is tied directly into GDP and market velocity.
[00:35:07]  The number one and number two things for measuring the health of the economy.
[00:35:11]  And that means green line go up.
[00:35:13]  If 20-year-olds are $50,000 in debt up to their eyeball, can't make ends meet, suffering, crying, binge drinking.
[00:35:21]  You know what binge drinking is?

=== MasterCard Bans on Payment Processors (14:19) ===

[00:35:22]  Market velocity.
[00:35:23]  You know what therapy is?
[00:35:25]  Market velocity.
[00:35:26]  You know what debt interest payments are?
[00:35:27]  Market velocity.
[00:35:28]  That's GDP, motherfucker.
[00:35:31]  That's what they see it as.
[00:35:32]  So this is Gelbaroo.
[00:35:34]  Gelbaroo is a porn site.
[00:35:36]  And I have been reached out to by two different porn entities, including Gelbaru, in regards to the payment processing debacle, which continues to escalate, chat.
[00:35:45]  It continues to escalate.
[00:35:47]  Gelbarou's theory is that the person behind deplatforming, in particular with porn sites, is the head of the consumer finance financial protection bureau, the CFPB.
[00:36:00]  He's actually, I think, the ex oh no, he's both.
[00:36:05]  He's the director of the White House's Office of Management and Budget, and then also the acting director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, which is, I think, on its way out.
[00:36:15]  I think that his job was to dismember it.
[00:36:17]  So his capacity there in the CFPB is lesser than his role as the director of the Office of Management and Budget.
[00:36:25]  And the interesting thing with him is that he was also an author of Project 2025, and his stance on pornography is very well known.
[00:36:34]  I will let this clip that he linked explain itself, and then I'll give my hot take.
[00:36:39]  You ready?
[00:36:40]  So the guy on the right that's speaking, that is, what was the name?
[00:36:44]  Russ Vault?
[00:36:46]  Russ Vault.
[00:36:48]  That's when I when I talk about 50-year issues that we've lost because we didn't have the right framing, that's one of them.
[00:36:57]  And, you know, our view is we've got to have a culture that values babies and the life that's created and is focused on the birth rates and makes them a positive good as opposed to a burden.
[00:37:14]  And so, you know, we're always looking for what's the immediate fight leverage point that we can win and win a debate that allows us the next fight to get more of the win than we could have.
[00:37:29]  Francis Wright, right now we came up with an idea on pornography to make it so that the porn companies bear the liability for the underage use as opposed to the person who visits the website getting to certify that I'm 18.
[00:37:48]  And we've got a number of states that are passing this.
[00:37:52]  And you know what happens is the porn company then says that we're not going to do business in your state, which of course is entirely what we were after.
[00:37:59]  Right.
[00:38:00]  So we are we're doing it from the back door.
[00:38:02]  We're starting with the kids.
[00:38:03]  And then like, we don't want, we would, we'd have a national ban on pornography if we could, right?
[00:38:08]  So like we would have, you know, the porn companies being investigated for all manner of human rights abuses.
[00:38:16]  So that's how we approach a problem.
[00:38:19]  And life is, is no different.
[00:38:21]  We're looking for, you know, if we lose elections on this, then we don't have the ability to save babies.
[00:38:32]  We don't have the ability to save life.
[00:38:35]  So that's the bad.
[00:38:36]  So it's not just porn.
[00:38:39]  I don't know.
[00:38:39]  Oh, that's the lady that's really anti-porn.
[00:38:41]  I think that's the lady who Layla Micklewaite.
[00:38:46]  I think she's the woman that's been suing Pornhub and has been dismembering Pornhub.
[00:38:52]  Really, really hates pornhub because they host a ton of child pornography and revenge pornography, and they actively know about it and profit off it.
[00:39:01]  And she has proven that in court.
[00:39:03]  So that lady, don't fuck with her.
[00:39:07]  She holds a grudge.
[00:39:09]  Anyways, I want to talk about this guy, Russ Vault.
[00:39:12]  So that was the clip that was used and has been sent to me twice now by different sites to try and indicate to me that this guy is the problem.
[00:39:22]  I take issue with this.
[00:39:24]  I listened through this clip and he says absolutely nothing about using payment processors to backdoor the issue.
[00:39:31]  He talks about using the kids to get minor protection acts, which is happening.
[00:39:38]  The ID verification for porn sites is a state-by-state issue happening right now where certain sites are requiring it.
[00:39:45]  So it's definitely not a, how do I say it?
[00:39:50]  It's definitely not.
[00:39:51]  If you want to go through payment processors, that doesn't seem to be happening.
[00:39:54]  Though they would argue that the recent crackdowns might also be coming from his end, kind of like a pincer to hit him from both sides, both the legal side and the financial side.
[00:40:05]  I remind you that MasterCard and Visa fought very hard to keep Pornhub monetized.
[00:40:12]  So I am inclined to, and it still is.
[00:40:16]  And I have a feeling, my hunch is, is that if the payment processors were really being goaded by Vault to deplatform porn sites, they would start with the most ubiquitous ones like Pornhub.
[00:40:29]  They wouldn't start with Gelbaroo or Steam or the Patreon thing that has Lollicon on it in Japan.
[00:40:40]  I have a feeling that would not be what's on a 70-year-old man's mind when he starts going after porn companies.
[00:40:47]  So I'm not convinced on that.
[00:40:50]  I also don't necessarily believe that he has the capacity in his role to provide the regulatory oversight over the cardinal, the card networks to make that push happen.
[00:41:03]  He's not in the DOJ.
[00:41:04]  He's not in the OCC.
[00:41:07]  He's in Consumer Protection, which only basically only oversees mortgages, as far as I'm aware.
[00:41:13]  And then the House Budget Committee is, or not the House Budget Committee, but the White House's Office of Budgetary Management.
[00:41:22]  I don't think that that has any control over payment networks.
[00:41:24]  I think that's like the internal budget management of the White House.
[00:41:28]  So I'm really not sold on that theory.
[00:41:33]  I believe that this is still the card networks acting independently and they're going after certain sites more than others.
[00:41:41]  In particular, anything that's politically charged, which I'll get to something in a second.
[00:41:46]  But I just want to say, I'm not convinced that this guy is the devil pulling the strings.
[00:41:51]  And my thought with that is that he hasn't been around for too long.
[00:41:57]  And the card networks have always been bad.
[00:41:59]  I've always been debanked.
[00:42:00]  It's been for 10 years.
[00:42:01]  It was through Obama.
[00:42:03]  It was through Trump.
[00:42:04]  It was through Biden.
[00:42:05]  And it's through Trump again.
[00:42:06]  I still do not have reliable access to a payment processor.
[00:42:09]  By the way, I've had a productive conversation and the check processing thing is back in motion.
[00:42:15]  So it's a, when I say, look, I know it feels like I don't get too much done because it takes a long time for things to happen.
[00:42:22]  But I promise you, I'm getting stuff done.
[00:42:24]  In particular, I have an enormous, enormous piece of hardware behind me.
[00:42:30]  And it's a part of my 10,000-year plan.
[00:42:34]  If you're on the locals at mattheinternet.locals.com, I am going to be putting something together very soon.
[00:42:41]  And I almost have all the pieces to my puzzle.
[00:42:44]  And I will let you see it.
[00:42:45]  My cool little project chat.
[00:42:48]  I'm reinvesting into my setup so I can accomplish more chat.
[00:42:52]  Okay, so this is Russ.
[00:42:54]  I already played that.
[00:42:55]  That was the conspiracy in regards to him.
[00:42:58]  Asmen Gold has mentioned the Kiwi Farms yet again, in particular in regards to a tweet that I'll read in a second.
[00:43:06]  How, like I said, I think he's like slowly testing to see if he can get away with talking about us because it's like he mentioned me and then he read one of my tweets and then he read a Kiwi Farms tweet.
[00:43:19]  And it's like, okay, have I gotten any pushback from Twitch yet from my own audience?
[00:43:23]  Look, Bruddy, just bring me on, put me in the game.
[00:43:26]  I'll lay it all out.
[00:43:28]  I'm normal.
[00:43:29]  I'm normal.
[00:43:30]  I can talk normal for periods of up to an hour at a time.
[00:43:35]  Okay.
[00:43:36]  I can promise you one hour of highly medicated conversation.
[00:43:40]  Outside of that, no guarantees.
[00:43:44]  But he keeps hinting.
[00:43:45]  And he needs to just do it, bro.
[00:43:47]  Just pull the trigger, bro.
[00:43:49]  He follows me on Twitter, bro.
[00:43:50]  Just do it.
[00:43:52]  Anytime.
[00:43:53]  Just let me know.
[00:43:54]  Except Fridays.
[00:43:54]  I'm busy eating on Fridays.
[00:43:55]  I'm eating pizza or I'm streaming.
[00:43:58]  So Asmen goes on talking about MasterCard.
[00:44:00]  And in particular, MasterCard was forced to address concerns after the pushback.
[00:44:09]  In particular, MasterCard says we only obey the lol, which has caused Valve to come out and tell people that in a very rare move for Valve, Valve came out and actually directly discussed things.
[00:44:23]  Valve almost never issues press statements.
[00:44:25]  So this was an incredible feat for them to come out and actually talk about MasterCard.
[00:44:30]  They must be really pissed off.
[00:44:31]  They say, in a response to Kotaku, Valve says that while MasterCard did not communicate with them directly, concerns did come through payment processors and banking intermediaries.
[00:44:40]  They said payment processors rejected Valve's current guidelines for moderating illegal content on Steam, directly citing MasterCard's rule 5127, which just goes to show you that there are five sections, at least 12 paragraphs in section five, and then lines seven.
[00:44:56]  So that's how giving you an idea of how grand the scope is.
[00:44:59]  And that's just MasterCard.
[00:45:00]  Like, who knows what VisaCard says?
[00:45:02]  Who knows what American Express says?
[00:45:03]  Who knows what Discover says?
[00:45:04]  Who knows what the acquiring banks say?
[00:45:06]  They all have their own terms of services, their own fucking rules, their own litmus tests, their own application of those rules.
[00:45:12]  It's all fucking bullshit.
[00:45:13]  And you have to somehow comply with all of them.
[00:45:16]  And if you're not Valve, if you fuck up at all or they get pissy, they just cut you off and there's no appeals and you don't get to know why.
[00:45:22]  So you can try to reapply through a different processor, but there's no guarantee you're going to go to a different underwriting bank.
[00:45:29]  There's no guarantee that MasterCard is not going to get pissy again.
[00:45:32]  You'll never know if it was MasterCard or the acquiring bank or just the processor themselves.
[00:45:36]  All opaque, all by design to be as confusing as possible and as miserable as possible to demoralize you and force you to stop doing whatever you're doing.
[00:45:46]  So in regards to that, I actually made a Zeet on the Kiwi Farms account.
[00:45:53]  Pull that up.
[00:45:55]  I said, Kotaku has received a response from Valve confirming the payment processors and acquiring banks cited MasterCard card network rules as a justification for banning adult games.
[00:46:04]  I showed the USIPS article and I posted a screenshot.
[00:46:07]  And surprise, it's actually got 1.5 million views and 6,000 likes, which was very emboldening.
[00:46:13]  In particular, because one of the people who responded to this was this guy, a Japanese man who says anti-censorship in his username.
[00:46:22]  And he translated it says, important posts, Steam censorship is said to be the result of approaches from payment processors and banks to Valve, the operator.
[00:46:29]  And the reason they cited was MasterCard's card network rules.
[00:46:32]  Well, who is Zeek Kirishi?
[00:46:35]  Is he also a porn site owner?
[00:46:37]  What is he?
[00:46:38]  No, he is a oh, I can't translate it.
[00:46:42]  He is a parliamentarian that currently sits in the assembly in Tokyo.
[00:46:49]  So he is basically a Japanese congressman in Japan.
[00:46:52]  Now listen, it's a long shot.
[00:46:55]  I will fly to fucking Tokyo and explain to the parliament of Japan the issue with the card networks.
[00:47:03]  If I can't get Asmund Gold, I will settle for this.
[00:47:06]  I will settle for going to Japan.
[00:47:09]  Me, the one-man apocalypse myself, okay?
[00:47:12]  And if they invite me, if I get a nice little purple envelope from the parliament of Japan, you can down.
[00:47:19]  And you know what?
[00:47:20]  I won't be the fattest, dumpiest looking white guy in Japan.
[00:47:24]  I guarantee you.
[00:47:25]  What's the guy?
[00:47:26]  What's the name?
[00:47:26]  There's like this really famous street in Tokyo that has like all the computer shit in it.
[00:47:33]  It's in that flash animation about a troll.
[00:47:37]  What is it?
[00:47:37]  It's like Akihabara.
[00:47:40]  Exactly.
[00:47:41]  Compare me to the white guys in Akihabara.
[00:47:44]  I'll be looking good.
[00:47:45]  I'll be looking like a stud.
[00:47:47]  I'll be a good representation of the American.
[00:47:49]  For once in a lifetime, a Japanese people will see a good, pleasant representation of Americans, white Americans.
[00:47:59]  I'm dead serious though.
[00:48:00]  If that's what's required to take down the card networks, I'm fucking there.
[00:48:04]  I will go to Japan if I have to.
[00:48:07]  And finally, one other shill.
[00:48:09]  Carl Benjamin retweeted Nick fucking Fuentes griping about being debanked and says, whether you like him or not, he has admitted that in a modern economy, access to a bank account must approach something like a human right.
[00:48:25]  Bro, Nick Fuentes is a fucking gay retard, okay?
[00:48:28]  Don't talk to him.
[00:48:29]  Talk to me.
[00:48:31]  I will be on Lotus Eaters if I have to.
[00:48:34]  I will don the suit and talk to Don Sargon if I need to, okay?
[00:48:40]  I can be tame, civilized, even in the presence of the angloids, when it comes to this most precarious of issue, this most urgent and pressing of concerns.
[00:48:52]  Even the Anglish can be tolerated, chat.
[00:48:55]  Even the English.
[00:48:56]  All allies are welcome allies in this fight against financial tyranny, chat.
[00:49:02]  As it is.
[00:49:05]  Josh will talk to the Angloids.
[00:49:07]  That's right.
[00:49:08]  I will.
[00:49:09]  Buy a suit, Josh.
[00:49:10]  No, not yet.
[00:49:11]  I'm getting there.
[00:49:12]  I'm getting close to considering a suit territory, but I'm not there yet.
[00:49:16]  Not quite.
[00:49:18]  So that is the update on the payment processor thing.
[00:49:20]  More people noticing all I'm saying here.
[00:49:22]  Okay.
[00:49:25]  Okay, here comes the VTuber receive episode.
[00:49:28]  Now I want to real quick before.
[00:49:31]  Oh, shit.
[00:49:32]  Shit, shit, shit.
[00:49:33]  I clicked the thing.
[00:49:34]  Now my audio is going to be crackly for a minute.
[00:49:37]  All right, before I do this, though, I have to show you guys something in regards to VTuber.

=== Andrew Dobson VTuber Drama (02:23) ===

[00:49:42]  One hour, one hour before this episode went live, this guy called Ken Ashcorp published this video.
[00:49:55]  And I want to listen to at least a minute of you with you guys.
[00:49:58]  It's called Pippa the Ripper by Ken Ashcorp.
[00:50:05]  I have listened to all of these guys, this guy's songs.
[00:50:08]  And if you don't know, he's the guy that's saying, oh, God, can I find this on YouTube real quick?
[00:50:16]  Andrew Dobson tracing song.
[00:50:18]  One of my favorite locale media.
[00:50:20]  Oh, yeah, of all time.
[00:50:21]  is this guy Andrew Dobson professional artist traces pictures of Big Ben Ghost.
[00:50:36]  Five minutes and Photoshop.
[00:50:38]  I hope you die on your way to MCM.
[00:50:44]  On your way to MCM.
[00:50:46]  I love this.
[00:50:47]  Honestly, it's one of my go away.
[00:50:49]  One of my favorite.
[00:50:51]  What is it?
[00:50:52]  Insists on auto.
[00:50:53]  I can't even turn it off.
[00:50:54]  Fuck you.
[00:50:57]  One of my favorite medias related to a locale ever.
[00:50:59]  Back in the day, Ken Ashcorp or Andrew Dobson used to be a really big locale, but then he vanished from the face of the fucking planet out of humiliation and shame.
[00:51:07]  He tried to return recently and sucked, I think, or was it just like a troll?
[00:51:11]  I'm not sure what happened.
[00:51:11]  He was like, every board on 4chan back in the day had its own low cal.
[00:51:16]  And Andrew Dobson was the low-cal of the like art and drawing board.
[00:51:23]  I don't know.
[00:51:25]  There's a board for like comics and art and shit.
[00:51:28]  And he was the pet locale of that board.
[00:51:30]  And then V's pet locale was Christian.
[00:51:33]  And Paul's was Ben Garrison.
[00:51:35]  They each had their own.
[00:51:36]  And Ken App Clash Corp made co-that's it.
[00:51:39]  Made fun of, co-made fun of Andrew Dobson.
[00:51:44]  So Ken Ashcorp got his start.
[00:51:46]  I love this.
[00:51:47]  He's like an iDubbbs.
[00:51:48]  He's like one of those people that got their start in internet drama, gathered a following in internet drama, and then he tried to go straight.
[00:51:55]  And now he's like forever lamenting and suffering under the baggage of once being a sector card, basically, once being a low cal person.

=== Diggy Singing Superstar Controversy (15:37) ===

[00:52:05]  He's made a couple of good songs that I actually like, but he became a tranny at some point.
[00:52:12]  His character of the panda thing, it's a female panda.
[00:52:17]  And when he first started doing the female panda avatar thing, it was like he was, he has a fucked up retard face.
[00:52:26]  I forget the name of it.
[00:52:27]  He says he has like a paralyzed fucked up retard face.
[00:52:30]  So he's like, guys, I want to be a cute panda because in real life, I'm like, I got like a fucked up, gimpy retard face.
[00:52:37]  It might even be like what Mobia Syndrome.
[00:52:40]  I'm not even sure.
[00:52:41]  I've never seen his face, but he says he has a fucked up gimpy retard face.
[00:52:45]  So he's got that issue.
[00:52:47]  He's like, I just want to be a cute panda.
[00:52:49]  And it's like, okay, I guess.
[00:52:51]  And then as the tranny stuff came out, he like really leaned into it.
[00:52:54]  And now he's just like a coom-brained retard.
[00:52:56]  And surprise, he loves VTubers.
[00:52:58]  So let's, let's, I'm going to get, I'm going to be talking about music low cals this stream.
[00:53:04]  So you know what?
[00:53:05]  Let me show you how it's done.
[00:53:06]  I'm going to do a music review.
[00:53:07]  You ready, chat?
[00:53:10]  Oh my God.
[00:53:11]  Already, already I don't fucking like it.
[00:53:14]  It's like, it's already so obnoxious.
[00:53:20]  Yeah.
[00:53:22]  Here's your superstar tonight.
[00:53:25]  That's bad.
[00:53:26]  That's bad.
[00:53:26]  And he knows how to sing.
[00:53:28]  Why is that so bad?
[00:53:30]  He knows how to sing.
[00:53:31]  That's really bad.
[00:53:34]  Here's your superstar tonight.
[00:53:37]  Yeah.
[00:53:38]  Yeah, you know who this is.
[00:53:40]  It is your one and only FIFA in the house.
[00:53:43]  Why is it so bad?
[00:53:44]  Somehow it's going to slow down with me.
[00:53:46]  I'm about to tell you, so listen good.
[00:53:49]  Here I come, Omega Idol.
[00:53:52]  All eyes on me, no eyes on you.
[00:53:55]  It's so bad.
[00:53:57]  I'm here to save the world.
[00:53:58]  I'm gonna fight, fight till the end.
[00:54:02]  Yeah, I am the superstar inside the screen, so fly.
[00:54:05]  I am the one that you desire day and night.
[00:54:08]  I am a superstar inside the screen, so fly.
[00:54:11]  I am the only one, yeah, the ripper.
[00:54:14]  I was a kid who dreamed to become that's cringe.
[00:54:18]  Shoot, it's got like that's like that's what the mask is.
[00:54:21]  It's got like that kind of like cringe fucking restraint.
[00:54:24]  Like when someone sings and it sounds really bad, often what it is, especially if they're not like a professional singer, is that they're restraining themselves.
[00:54:32]  They don't want to like put their heart into the music or into their acting.
[00:54:36]  So they are like trying, they're like really restrained and that awkwardness ends up being way more embarrassing because they obviously don't give a fuck.
[00:54:44]  And he's like, he's super restraining himself and he's not actually like singing.
[00:54:49]  it's like why even put this out if you don't if you don't want to sing awesome in this world the faith really sucked i had to give up that's how i lost my way The lyrics sound like they're written in Japanese or like another language and translated to English.
[00:55:05]  And he's just singing them and trying to make it fit into a flow that has like a different syllable count.
[00:55:09]  It's actually really, I'm not even trying to just be a dickhead because I know it's a fucking Pippa Pipkins thing, but it's like.
[00:55:15]  Hey there.
[00:55:17]  Why does he have a female?
[00:55:18]  Hey there.
[00:55:19]  Why does he have a female like an what? Corpse YouTube channel.
[00:55:24]  Who the fuck is this?
[00:55:28]  Who the fuck are you?
[00:55:30]  Do your own fucking channel intro, you lazy cocksucker.
[00:55:34]  What the fuck is this?
[00:55:35]  All of his work is inspired by video games, anime, and cartoons.
[00:55:39]  Oh my god.
[00:55:41]  Bro, what happened to you?
[00:55:43]  What the fuck?
[00:55:43]  Dude, his last song was three years ago, and it was all through a Pippa Pipkin song.
[00:55:48]  And then before that was, I'm your slave, dare you to love me?
[00:55:52]  Bro, you see what I mean?
[00:55:54]  Like back in the day, he had like real songs.
[00:55:58]  And then as over time, they became like more creepy and weird and like overtly sexual.
[00:56:04]  Now he's now he's just like completely lost all of his motivation to do any music whatsoever.
[00:56:09]  He just sits there and goons the fucking Pippa Pipkin streams and doesn't do anything anymore.
[00:56:15]  In the zone.
[00:56:16]  Oh my God, bro.
[00:56:18]  I think Supernatural is a good song.
[00:56:21]  Oh yeah, the 20% cooler song.
[00:56:23]  Then he won like a contest.
[00:56:26]  A song for Nyanar's birthday?
[00:56:28]  Did I hear it?
[00:56:29]  You shit, I'm sorry.
[00:56:31]  I'm sorry for what.
[00:56:32]  I got to think in the junk.
[00:56:37]  Preacher, baby.
[00:56:44]  Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[00:56:47]  She makes me smile.
[00:56:49]  Stay for a while.
[00:56:52]  They say that she's a spy and that she's got a flat bus.
[00:56:57]  But that's just far too much for me.
[00:57:00]  But when you hear that voice online, I'm thinking damn she's fine.
[00:57:05]  Can only be one girl that's fucking Yannis.
[00:57:08]  Take it or leave it.
[00:57:09]  Will you believe it?
[00:57:11]  That's a real voice, baby.
[00:57:12]  Drives you crazy.
[00:57:13]  She's a lady logger with a voice changer.
[00:57:16]  But when you hear that voice online, you've been so alive.
[00:57:20]  You said that's the beach mostly as fucking Yannis.
[00:57:23]  Take it or leave it.
[00:57:25]  Will you believe it?
[00:57:26]  I would die to hell that voice.
[00:57:28]  And if I could, then I wish fucking DVD.
[00:57:31]  What?
[00:57:31]  I would die to have that voice.
[00:57:44]  Bro.
[00:57:45]  This is some dark shit now.
[00:57:48]  I've been aware of this guy for literally the entire duration of his channel.
[00:57:52]  And I don't know how the fuck I forgot about this or how the fuck if this was like unlisted at some point.
[00:57:59]  I do not remember this.
[00:58:01]  It's so, oh my, it's so crazy.
[00:58:03]  Because like even in this song, you can hear that he knows how to sing better than the this one.
[00:58:09]  Oh my god.
[00:58:11]  I'm fucked up over that.
[00:58:13]  I feel bad.
[00:58:15]  Because he's obviously, he's talented.
[00:58:18]  And like, that's crazy.
[00:58:20]  I'm actually kind of sad about that.
[00:58:23]  Such is life chat.
[00:58:24]  I am shook.
[00:58:25]  I'm shook, man.
[00:58:27]  It's like a curse.
[00:58:28]  It's like everything I've ever enjoyed.
[00:58:29]  I remember literally 13 years ago that predates the Kiwi Farms.
[00:58:33]  14 years ago.
[00:58:35]  Like this, uh, this song by PvP by BlizzKong.
[00:58:37]  This is one of the first thing I remember hearing 2011.
[00:58:40]  That predates the Kiwi Farms.
[00:58:41]  I remember listening to this, um, when I talked to people from Blocklands still, and that's how long I've been aware of him.
[00:58:47]  And now I look at his profile and he's singing about flat chests, and he's forgotten how to sing it all.
[00:58:53]  And two of his last three songs in the last three years are about Pippa Pipkins.
[00:58:57]  And he was singing about Neanderthals, was like a 8-chan lolly thing, like before she became a VTuber.
[00:59:04]  Now she's disavowed all that, but he has like weird lollycon music and shit.
[00:59:08]  It's like I'm unhappy about this.
[00:59:11]  Is there anything that I can play to like make myself feel better?
[00:59:15]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:59:56]  I like it.
[00:59:58]  I don't know.
[00:59:58]  Something about singing that like gave me like cold chills.
[01:00:02]  My blood got icy.
[01:00:04]  My muscles are like all cramped up.
[01:00:06]  Like, oh my god, what the fuck?
[01:00:09]  Reset, chat, mental reset.
[01:00:12]  Here, you know what?
[01:00:13]  I'll show you something out of uh out of place.
[01:00:16]  Uh, someone on the Kiwi Farms made this for me, and it's really cool.
[01:00:21]  I'll throw it up on the screen real quick and show my appreciation.
[01:00:25]  Diggy Diggy Bones posted this in the Art for Null thread.
[01:00:30]  Uh, he actually has oh my god, he made like a that's very funny.
[01:00:39]  It's a slobber discord with an Applejack.
[01:00:49]  That's very funny.
[01:00:50]  I want no, that's not what I want to do.
[01:00:52]  I wanted to show this one.
[01:00:53]  Look at this.
[01:00:54]  This is high quality.
[01:00:55]  This is some quality fan art.
[01:00:57]  It's the slobber mutt fangs bared, not as a discord with a with a docky, okay?
[01:01:05]  Fangs baird with the constitution in Paul on the freedom banner here.
[01:01:11]  And the kiwi birds are using tactical backpack of wings so they can fly.
[01:01:17]  Okay, and then as you can see, rabid for freedom.
[01:01:21]  It's like in slobber, slobber text.
[01:01:24]  Excellent.
[01:01:25]  That's going to be in the thumbnail, I think.
[01:01:27]  Very nice job.
[01:01:27]  Thank you.
[01:01:28]  Thank you, Diggy Diggy Bones.
[01:01:31]  Okay, I feel better.
[01:01:32]  Next, talk about this Troon.
[01:01:35]  So, this Troon, I don't know anything about him, but I'm going to put a spotlight on this because this post is very funny.
[01:01:41]  Uh, Aung, sorry, kick chat, you're suffering.
[01:01:44]  Blame Rumble Studio, don't blame me.
[01:01:45]  I didn't touch anything.
[01:01:47]  Uh, this Trune called Ang Vondra has posted or sorry, skeeted on Blue Sky about finding Zayer Twitter or their Kiwi Farms uh thread.
[01:01:59]  And let's see what their very mentally well-established response to people talking on the internet is.
[01:02:05]  Zay say, found out I have a Kiwi Farms thread because some sociopaths decided they can't leave me alone after trying everything where I was dragged into the limelight against my will.
[01:02:17]  And that's cool that the little detective sleuths think they got all these inner details on me, but their thread is full of malicious lies.
[01:02:25]  I've seen people on 4chan talk about correctional raping me.
[01:02:29]  Um, I don't really care anymore.
[01:02:32]  I bash my head so fucking hard I'm having seizures and difficulty coordinating my body and processing information and can barely walk.
[01:02:41]  And I'm going to keep doing it until my brain stops functioning and I can sleep forever.
[01:02:46]  Sleep forever is a very, very good song by Portugal the Man.
[01:02:50]  I've never played it for an outro song because it is six minutes long.
[01:02:53]  But if you ever need a catharsis song, chat, Portugal the Man's Sleep Forever is one of the best catharsis songs ever made.
[01:03:01]  I am deeply ashamed that I am still alive because my survival is nothing but a testament to being a grifter and liar and faking for attention when all I've wanted was just attention for a small audience enjoying my art, not this shit.
[01:03:15]  If I'm not dead, I'm really sorry reality isn't killing me fast enough.
[01:03:19]  I've totaled myself enough I can barely draw because of the TBIs from self-harm toe.
[01:03:25]  Make this misery stop and make my brain stop remembering this is all I'm allowed to know myself as.
[01:03:32]  I really, really hope I die this time because no human is equipped, spelled wrong, to stay sane under group stalking slash harassment or abuse that took my entire physical support network from me.
[01:03:45]  Despite how many people seem to speak about me in passing, I have no actual close friends or support network to even have housing next month.
[01:03:55]  I hope I die.
[01:03:56]  I hope this is it.
[01:03:58]  I hope I can bash my head more and then no longer have to feel ashamed for still being alive because I make myself look like a grifter by not being dead already.
[01:04:07]  I hope it works this time.
[01:04:09]  I pray it does.
[01:04:09]  I pray this is the end.
[01:04:11]  None of their skeets got any likes.
[01:04:14]  Actually, it did get nine favorites the first one, but nobody liked the sub one.
[01:04:19]  So yeah, that's not mentally well-adjusted behavior.
[01:04:25]  So I don't know why you would post that to the internet.
[01:04:33]  Anyways, so they probably shouldn't do that isn't my point.
[01:04:38]  You don't have to bash your head against the wall because people are making fun of you on the internet.
[01:04:43]  This is why they have padded cells, by the way, because it's like, I guess you'll do this if you're crazy enough.
[01:04:52]  Oh, someone replied, V, please don't give up.
[01:04:55]  There are many people out there who do care about you despite all the no-life losers and assholes who spew all of their lies and BS.
[01:05:03]  I just found out about the site ATF Baru on its banner just asked its users as many as possible to reach out and help you.
[01:05:11]  What the fuck is ATF Buru?
[01:05:14]  Like Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
[01:05:16]  No, that has an H in it.
[01:05:17]  ATF Baru.
[01:05:19]  All the Fallen.mo.
[01:05:21]  Oh, I'm not clicking that.
[01:05:25]  Okay, so.
[01:05:26]  Oh, is this guy like a lollycon artist?
[01:05:29]  Is that why he has an ATF page?
[01:05:34]  This person needs positive uplifting messages.
[01:05:37]  Shotakon artist, former cartoon network employee.
[01:05:41]  What the fuck?
[01:05:42]  Alien abductee?
[01:05:45]  Dude, this.
[01:05:46]  Oh my God.
[01:05:48]  Is this a man or a woman?
[01:05:49]  It looks so much like Sadako from like Dead by Daylight in the Ring.
[01:05:56]  Like the creepy eye with like the super bags.
[01:05:59]  I think he is probably trying to go for like that greasy girl from Watamote, you know?
[01:06:10]  Because she has like the one eye that's like really bad, but he ends up looking more like Sadako with like, it looks like he's been drowned to death in a well.
[01:06:21]  You know what I mean?
[01:06:23]  Looks like Cosmo too.
[01:06:25]  Is this Tranny?
[01:06:27]  What is this?
[01:06:29]  Little brothers deserve to be groomed by their older sisters.
[01:06:32]  All I want is for little boys to be groomed by older women.
[01:06:36]  Ang Vondra, the most infamous female.
[01:06:39]  That's a real woman.
[01:06:41]  No, she insists she's not a pedophile.
[01:06:45]  The word pedophile makes her cringe.
[01:06:47]  She's not interested in having sex with so she is an adult woman who draws straight shota with adult women having sex with little boys.
[01:06:58]  And she copes with this being public knowledge, despite the fact that she made it public knowledge herself by bashing her head into the wall and skeeting about it.
[01:07:10]  Okay.
[01:07:11]  Wow.
[01:07:13]  She began to disassociate identity disorder.
[01:07:17]  Oh my God.
[01:07:19]  Hold up.
[01:07:19]  So this is her.
[01:07:21]  She apparently has a dove.
[01:07:22]  I'm going to bet you fucking money that she has white doves as pets because there's that anime, like visual novel game.
[01:07:31]  I forget, I don't know anything about it.
[01:07:32]  I just know there were like three or four different users on the Kiwi farms who have white doves as their avatar because of this thing.
[01:07:39]  So she has white doves in a cage.

=== Luna Owl Pigeon Hair VTubing (15:05) ===

[01:07:43]  And I've never seen this before, but apparently she switches between her altars in this.
[01:07:47]  So I'm going to watch it because I'm curious now.
[01:07:49]  Okay, let's see.
[01:07:53]  Hop to full boyfriend.
[01:07:55]  That sounds correct.
[01:07:56]  Because I was kind of curious about like, oh God, I don't like looking at my face and it's like staring.
[01:08:04]  I don't either, lady.
[01:08:06]  I was saying, I'm recording this video because I was wondering how it might look on camera when we switch, I guess.
[01:08:16]  Because I don't think that's really a thing that we've done much of.
[01:08:20]  And since the system that I'm part of has a lot more control, I thought maybe we could do that.
[01:08:28]  So this is dove speaking.
[01:08:31]  I generally'm kind of like this.
[01:08:35]  I don't really.
[01:08:36]  I was like, why is she doing like a funny voice?
[01:08:39]  She's speaking in like a vocal fry?
[01:08:41]  Like, why are you talking like this, lady?
[01:08:43]  And now I realize, oh, it's Doug.
[01:08:45]  It's not lady.
[01:08:47]  It's not Ang Vondra.
[01:08:49]  This is Doug fronting right now.
[01:08:51]  Okay.
[01:08:51]  I don't feel emotions much.
[01:08:52]  I'm kind of a blocker.
[01:08:54]  So.
[01:08:54]  So I bet you when she switches, she's going to stop doing the vocal fry.
[01:08:58]  Whenever we like steal things, I kind of dilute it all, but I'm trying to raise the volume pretty much.
[01:09:04]  Yeah, and I also like kind of just hang out, I guess.
[01:09:09]  I just kind of like hang out.
[01:09:10]  I'm like a real, I'm like a dude.
[01:09:12]  I'm like a little dude, you know, like a little dude.
[01:09:15]  You know, I just like to hang out and stuff, you know, like do dude stuff, like grab my crotch and like play hexbox, you know, like just dude stuff.
[01:09:22]  Those are birds in the background.
[01:09:24]  I'm a real man.
[01:09:25]  Being a real man is just like hanging out and like not doing much and like playing Xbox.
[01:09:30]  Yeah.
[01:09:31]  I'm gonna, let's see, who should we do?
[01:09:34]  Let's see.
[01:09:35]  Um let's see if owl or pigeon wants to come out.
[01:09:41]  Owl or pigeon?
[01:09:43]  Those doves are like in shock and horror.
[01:09:45]  They're like, what the fuck?
[01:09:47]  He's like she's conjuring the spirits or something like, is there?
[01:09:50]  I see an owl.
[01:09:53]  Is an owl with us?
[01:09:54]  Owl?
[01:09:55]  Owl?
[01:09:56]  Maybe, maybe another kind of bird.
[01:09:58]  Another kind of bird.
[01:10:01]  Pigeon.
[01:10:01]  A pigeon.
[01:10:02]  Is a pigeon here with us today?
[01:10:04]  Well, okay.
[01:10:05]  Hey.
[01:10:06]  So, um, my name's Pigeon, and I'm like, oh, you know, you know how like birds are like, they like look around real quick and they're kind of like hyper alert and like vigilant.
[01:10:16]  So this is like the peppy, peppy one.
[01:10:18]  Like, look, I smile and I laugh because I'm pigeon now.
[01:10:22]  One that usually kind of hangs out and like does all the blogging on Tumblr and stuff like that.
[01:10:27]  I uh I'm a lot chattier in text than I am in person, actually.
[01:10:32]  So it's you can't fix her talk that I can't fix her, bro.
[01:10:35]  I really uh I really like South Park, I guess.
[01:10:40]  It's really dumb to like admit that, but I'm like super, super hardcore into it.
[01:10:45]  So like it's like really cool and stuff.
[01:10:48]  And I'll like kind of analyze the characters and I'm getting stage mode.
[01:10:53]  I'm sorry.
[01:10:54]  I don't, I don't like really know what to do when there's like a camera on me.
[01:10:58]  So I'm gonna see if Owl wants to take over instead.
[01:11:04]  Her face is actually blushing.
[01:11:06]  That's good acting, chat.
[01:11:07]  That's good acting.
[01:11:08]  Do you think that she's in, she's act.
[01:11:11]  Okay, press one in chat if you think that Pidgin was actually fronting and Pidgin as a persona actually gets camera fright.
[01:11:19]  Press two if you think she's blushing because she's actually embarrassed about what fucking gay shit she's doing on the camera.
[01:11:25]  Is there an owl?
[01:11:27]  Hoot.
[01:11:27]  Hoot, hoot.
[01:11:28]  Is there an owl here?
[01:11:47]  So this persona's character is droopy-eyed and slow.
[01:11:55]  It's totally for real.
[01:11:57]  This is a real thing, guys.
[01:11:58]  And actually, yeah, it's not just this person doing characters with like extreme, extreme versions of certain personalities.
[01:12:06]  It's definitely real.
[01:12:08]  Hey, my name is Raven.
[01:12:11]  Oh my God, my hair is fucking pink.
[01:12:15]  Christ.
[01:12:17]  See?
[01:12:18]  She got like swish.
[01:12:20]  She swishes her banks out of face because she's the most emote girl now.
[01:12:25]  So seeing it like this is really, really weird.
[01:12:31]  I don't really like do much because I just kind of hang out with Owl in that space and I'm not really used to fronting.
[01:12:41]  So I don't really know what to do when I'm out, but I kind of like.
[01:12:46]  Yeah, her voices are just like different levels of extreme vocal fry.
[01:12:51]  I think.
[01:12:52]  Not that I wanted to talk.
[01:12:53]  I think like the reason why I'm hooked.
[01:12:56]  We're watching 10 minutes of this.
[01:12:57]  Just so you know.
[01:12:58]  They have a lot of energy and the body's kind of tired right now.
[01:13:03]  So it'd be kind of confusing.
[01:13:05]  No, no, I really want to come out.
[01:13:07]  Hi.
[01:13:10]  Oh, that's bad.
[01:13:12]  I'm Owl and I.
[01:13:14]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:13:16]  Oh, Jesus.
[01:13:18]  Ooh.
[01:13:19]  Like, I'm like 12 years old or something, but I really like listening to Vocalite music and I kind of like drawing in like anime style and stuff.
[01:13:32]  And I really, really, really like Sease Candy.
[01:13:34]  It's like so good.
[01:13:36]  I would eat it all the time with my family back when I was like living in like my hometown.
[01:13:42]  Bro, this is one of the most profoundly cringe things I've ever seen.
[01:13:45]  And I cannot fucking believe it's not like a viral video.
[01:13:48]  Like, you know, like the, like the, the, the, uh, Sonic, Sonic kid.
[01:13:54]  I can't believe I forget his name.
[01:13:56]  Sammy, Sammy Classic Sonic fan doing the, you freaking fricks.
[01:14:00]  Like that?
[01:14:00]  Like, how is this not like a viral video?
[01:14:02]  I guess because it's too long.
[01:14:04]  Stuff.
[01:14:04]  And sometimes like the other alters will like buy it for me and it's really good.
[01:14:08]  And I have like a lot of energy and like I can kind of like age slide.
[01:14:14]  So right now I'm acting a little bit younger because that's just kind of how I am.
[01:14:18]  But I uh I kind of like um I'm uh uh It's so weird, like, seeing my face because it's like, whoa, I look so much older than I actually am, and it's like crazy, and like, it's really cool.
[01:14:35]  And I love my hair, it is so pink.
[01:14:38]  Oh, my gosh!
[01:14:41]  Yeah, and um, I'm just kind of like rambling right now, and we got I really like the birds that we have too, they're like really cute, and I like talk a lot.
[01:14:48]  And and like, um, oh man, I sound like so ridiculous right now, don't I?
[01:14:56]  Um, okay, I'm gonna like, um, I'm gonna give the uh oh no, would you guys see if Ange wants to come out too?
[01:15:03]  Because Ange isn't front very much.
[01:15:05]  Okay, hang on, I'm gonna go ask Ange if they want to say hi too.
[01:15:08]  Back into the box, ow.
[01:15:10]  We'll let you out when we need you back into the darkness.
[01:15:15]  You go and um I have uh I have depression.
[01:15:26]  Is that how you want to put it?
[01:15:30]  I uh used to be um the host once upon a time, but I don't really used to be the host.
[01:15:37]  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
[01:15:39]  Oh, I guess I've been calling him on or her, the ong the entire time, but like I guess uh on is in the box most of the time.
[01:15:48]  Life sucks or some shit like that.
[01:15:50]  So I mostly just like sleep all the time, and yeah, a lot of stuff happens.
[01:15:58]  I just wanna sleep because I don't really since I split, I don't really remember a lot of my experiences and stuff.
[01:16:07]  So I don't care.
[01:16:09]  Do something silly.
[01:16:11]  Just back to being a pigeon.
[01:16:13]  Everyone kind of wants us to get my system.
[01:16:18]  We also have Dixalia, who's kind of like an animal.
[01:16:21]  Dick's Dix Audio?
[01:16:22]  My system.
[01:16:24]  Dixalia's kind of an animal.
[01:16:27]  Ziggorilla animal.
[01:16:28]  Sorry, it's hard to talk because other parts keep trying to push forward to say things, but I'm trying to like not do that because I'm trying to stay in control.
[01:16:40]  Do you guys mind?
[01:16:42]  So they're the one that.
[01:16:46]  Yeah, so like that's basically our system.
[01:16:49]  I am the one that people talk to the most and the one that oh, part of the character is jigging your leg too.
[01:16:55]  Okay, I got you.
[01:16:56]  Okay, I'm done with you, Ong.
[01:16:58]  Okay.
[01:16:59]  I read this post.
[01:17:00]  I can't remember how I got started.
[01:17:01]  I read this post because she said she was bashing her head into a fucking wall because people were making fun of her.
[01:17:07]  Listen, lady, I'm gonna give you, look, I made fun of you for being cringe and weird.
[01:17:12]  I'm gonna, I'm gonna assist you now.
[01:17:15]  Okay, I'm gonna give you some real fucking life advice.
[01:17:18]  Change your name.
[01:17:20]  Stop drawing little boys getting fucked.
[01:17:23]  Stop calling yourself a shot a con.
[01:17:25]  Stop doing whatever the fuck this thing is.
[01:17:28]  And change your name.
[01:17:30]  And also unfuck your head.
[01:17:34]  I mean, your hair.
[01:17:35]  Your head is permanently fucked.
[01:17:36]  There's no unfucking that.
[01:17:38]  But your hair can actually go back to a normal unfucked color.
[01:17:42]  I hope this helps.
[01:17:44]  Find Jesus.
[01:17:45]  Thank you, chat.
[01:17:46]  Good idea.
[01:17:47]  Good suggestion.
[01:17:48]  Good exercise.
[01:17:50]  Apparently, you're a collection of demons duct taped together.
[01:17:56]  Then we have a little bit of more VTuber drama.
[01:17:59]  This one is less cringe than the Ken Ashcorp thing.
[01:18:04]  This is our boy, Asahelina, aka Hector Martin, aka the person who took Bu's suicide note and tried to pin it on us and failed to take us down as a consequence.
[01:18:17]  He has now retreated into the VTuber sphere as a operating system programmer VTuber who talks in a falsetto, but like I really, really hungry for taco taco falsetto, ideos meo, I program like that kind of voice.
[01:18:34]  Apparently, for eight hours of fucking time and people actually watch it.
[01:18:38]  He says, I'm a heck VTuba.
[01:18:40]  Wait.
[01:18:41]  Oh yeah, this is ACE.
[01:18:42]  I'm a VTuba working on Linux development.
[01:18:45]  Over the last two years, I have worked on a GPU driver for the Apple Silicon GPUs, and now I'm working on small bits of VTuber-related technology.
[01:18:53]  Mainly things I personally need for myself are my own streams.
[01:18:57]  Luna is a stalker, a stalker child, perhaps, who has been harassing me and my acquaintances for over one and a half years now.
[01:19:06]  Her abuse and manipulation of others forced me to step down from my own passion project and cost me my primary source of income earlier this year.
[01:19:16]  And I did read the original story about this.
[01:19:20]  Luna is triggered by anything I do in public.
[01:19:22]  After a month's long hiatus due to her most recent attacks, I finally had the courage to start streaming again.
[01:19:29]  I've been working on a solution to allow Windows Spout 2 sender apps to work on Linux with Proton so you can run Vtuber Studio and similar apps on Linux and send the video directly to native OBS last image.
[01:19:44]  This has immediately triggered Luna and now she is crashing out and threatening me with legal and police action for daring to develop anything related to Vtuber technology.
[01:19:54]  Luna herself claims to work on VTuber tech, but she has spent the last two years rebuilding D-Laying infrastructure and Node G logic, which doesn't have anything to do with VTubing directly.
[01:20:07]  Her VTuber tech project, a live 2D alternative called Inochi2D, has not seen any meaningful development these past two years.
[01:20:15]  I do not really know what to do about her attacks anymore.
[01:20:17]  Now I have to lawyer up against her and spend time dealing with this mess instead of working on tech and my channel.
[01:20:25]  I really wish she would just stop, apologize for her abuse, and leave me alone.
[01:20:30]  I'm scared and wheely tired.
[01:20:33]  Okay, let's hear Luna the Fox Girl's story about this chat.
[01:20:40]  Yes, VTubers are all Windows cells because it doesn't work on Linux.
[01:20:45]  So Luna Fox emoji Danish flag emoji says, turn out Lena has decided she'll want to compete with me in the VTuber software space.
[01:20:55]  I can't really let that happen.
[01:20:57]  So I guess I'm just going to detour to actually implement the cross-platform texture-sharing tech I was working on, preferably before it tries to use it against me.
[01:21:07]  Really, not the kind of stress I needed right now, but Lena encroaching on...
[01:21:11]  So it's Lena and Luna?
[01:21:13]  Lena encroaching on VTubing software is practically an existential threat for me.
[01:21:17]  So I'm left with no choice but to out-compete.
[01:21:21]  The less leverage she has in VTubing software, the better for all of us.
[01:21:26]  I can't imagine her to turn this field into a living nightmare for others.
[01:21:30]  I also want to recommend fellow VTuber devs avoid integrating her solutions.
[01:21:35]  We'll just set you up for her harassing you like she has done to me.
[01:21:40]  Basically, Lena, please stay the fuck away from Vtuber tech.
[01:21:43]  We don't need your kind or shit here.
[01:21:46]  We're already few people doing this and we don't need you collectively burning us all out with your crap.
[01:21:52]  Go work on your stupid karaoke software or something.
[01:21:55]  Just stay out of Vtubing tech.
[01:22:00]  I don't really have any options left.
[01:22:02]  So I'm reported her to the police and I'm in talks with a lawyer.
[01:22:06]  Don't think I'll go as far as to sue her just yet.
[01:22:09]  But at this point, I need to know my options.
[01:22:11]  They can't keep going like this.
[01:22:13]  And if I truly have to sue her, I will.
[01:22:16]  I also reported her to various hosting providers.
[01:22:20]  Oh, the deplatformer is being deplatformed.
[01:22:30]  Oh, oh no.
[01:22:33]  Oh no, Acahelina chats.
[01:22:36]  Acahelina sisters.
[01:22:38]  Acahelina sissies.
[01:22:40]  It appears the shoe is on the other foot now.
[01:22:46]  It's like, it's like pottery.

=== Acahelina Legal Action and Coding (03:48) ===

[01:22:48]  It rhymes, chat.
[01:22:51]  Oh no, the fucking bullshit story that got us covered in the wire and kicked off of Dreamhost and set us up to get deplatformed off of Cloudflare.
[01:23:01]  Oh no.
[01:23:02]  Oh no, the guy who keeps a fucking cheap porcelain urn of his dead friend's ashes is being deplatformed now.
[01:23:12]  Oh no, no, no, it deals me.
[01:23:15]  Look at the strophy.
[01:23:19]  Okay.
[01:23:20]  And there's another page.
[01:23:22]  I wish it could be over, but any attempts to make it to be over have failed.
[01:23:26]  And it's clear she'll not be stopping until either she gets what she dishes out or she gets me killed.
[01:23:33]  Done, done, done.
[01:23:35]  And this is Acahelina at Lena.youtube.
[01:23:39]  Are you YT?
[01:23:40]  Honestly, I'm going to be real with you.
[01:23:43]  I don't know what the fuck YT is.
[01:23:45]  Dude, YT, can that be used for racist purposes?
[01:23:49]  What is what is YT?
[01:23:52]  Yucatan?
[01:23:53]  That doesn't make any sense.
[01:23:55]  Ooh, I love domain names.
[01:23:56]  Afronic.
[01:23:57]  Oh, no.
[01:23:59]  Oh, AF Nick made in France as the country code for Mayotte.
[01:24:07]  Mayotte, a French overseas department in the Indian Ocean.
[01:24:12]  What the fuck is Mayotte?
[01:24:16]  It's a tiny, shitty little island off the northwestern coast of Madagascar.
[01:24:24]  And it has YT as a domain.
[01:24:27]  But as it's a part of the French NIC, it cannot be used for fun racist purposes chat, unfortunately.
[01:24:34]  Okay.
[01:24:35]  Spout two, part two.
[01:24:36]  Last time I managed to get frames out of Windows World, I think.
[01:24:39]  So let's see if I can push them into Pipewire and OBS.
[01:24:41]  Rocket ship stream starts in 30 minutes.
[01:24:43]  Sparkles.
[01:24:44]  50 likes.
[01:24:46]  That's pretty good.
[01:24:47]  For a tranny VTuber that programs.
[01:24:50]  Should I do coding streams?
[01:24:52]  I've considered it.
[01:24:53]  Should I do coding streams, chat?
[01:24:55]  Oh, wait, I don't need the hamster.
[01:24:56]  The hamster has been along this entire time, just looking at trannies and laughing with us.
[01:25:00]  But yeah, thank you, Hamster.
[01:25:03]  Yes?
[01:25:03]  No?
[01:25:04]  Please, no.
[01:25:05]  No.
[01:25:05]  Please do.
[01:25:07]  No.
[01:25:08]  Kill YT.
[01:25:09]  Yes, yes, yes, yes.
[01:25:11]  Meh.
[01:25:12]  As long as it's not Rust, it will be Rust.
[01:25:14]  I apologize.
[01:25:16]  No.
[01:25:17]  I think that what I should do if I do coding streams, I'll try it like every so often.
[01:25:21]  I'll just do it on Twitch and I'll make it like super nice, super comfy, unobjectionable, and see if I get banned off of Twitch doing it.
[01:25:31]  It'll be a fun experiment, chat.
[01:25:33]  Or maybe I'll just make a second kick channel or some shit.
[01:25:36]  Only if I use a coding hamster, maybe.
[01:25:38]  We'll see what happens.
[01:25:39]  I'll try.
[01:25:40]  My project is going to enable me to stream more often once I have assembled my device.
[01:25:48]  Once the perfect apparatus has been assembled, I will be unstoppable, chat.
[01:25:54]  All right.
[01:25:55]  Sucks to be Hector Martin.
[01:25:57]  Looks like his life is a living hell.
[01:25:59]  Looks like he's getting de-platformed by his tranny Danish ex-girlfriend chat.
[01:26:04]  Looks like his life sucks and he can't even manage his own projects without being de-platformed and chased out of communities.
[01:26:11]  Wow.
[01:26:13]  God, dude, it's like, it's like a really bad thing.
[01:26:16]  It's like, it's this weird thing where it's like a bad thing, but it's happening to a bad person.
[01:26:21]  And so I don't give a fuck.
[01:26:22]  Isn't that weird, chat?
[01:26:24]  Maybe Hector Martin can look at the null server internet service provider tier list and find some deplatforming resistant hosts.
[01:26:30]  He can, he can, hey, how about BuyBM, Hector?
[01:26:33]  Buy BM will take you.
[01:26:35]  Franco's great.

=== Amberlynn Feeder Tommy Abuse (15:29) ===

[01:26:36]  Amberlynn Reed.
[01:26:38]  Okay.
[01:26:38]  I have to be super professional and also charismatic for this segment because if it gets clipped, it may get watched by girl world viewers.
[01:26:47]  And they are extremely particular.
[01:26:50]  There is no more discerning palette than that belonging to an Amberlynn Reed hate watcher.
[01:26:55]  They know everything about her.
[01:26:56]  And if you say anything wrong about her, they'll let you know.
[01:27:02]  There was a video put together by this, basically, this guy called Mr. Snowflake has eaten my lunch.
[01:27:08]  I did my first streams on really fat chicks.
[01:27:10]  And now this Scottish guy called Mr. Snowflake does all the hate watching videos for Amberlynn.
[01:27:15]  And he does it in like this really, really like professional way.
[01:27:22]  It's kind of hard to explain where like his mannerism is like he's taking things super seriously.
[01:27:26]  It's like.
[01:27:27]  So Amberlynn Reed put out another video and I watched it and obviously there were some lies told and we're going to go over them.
[01:27:37]  And it's like this really dour, like down like downtrodden way of speaking with like a Scottish accent and his Schoolish accent.
[01:27:44]  It's like, so that, but that's not true, is it, Amber?
[01:27:48]  Because two, not even like two years ago, 17 years ago, you once said this and now you say this.
[01:27:56]  Why do you lie?
[01:27:57]  Amberlynn Reed.
[01:27:58]  And it's like super, like playing it serious because it's a super serious thing, Amberlynn Reed's life.
[01:28:03]  He makes a fuck ton of money doing it is what I'm trying to say.
[01:28:06]  Okay.
[01:28:08]  So here's the deal.
[01:28:09]  Thousands of years ago, when I last spoke about Amberlynn Reed, she had lost her cat in Michigan.
[01:28:15]  Now she had moved from Kentucky to Oklahoma to be with her mother.
[01:28:20]  There's a backstory there.
[01:28:21]  Her mother is a former drug addict and she's been clean for a while.
[01:28:26]  Amberlynn and her had an estranged relationship because Amberlynn had a very traumatic childhood where the stepfathers involved in her life sexually molested her.
[01:28:35]  She had a difficult upbringing.
[01:28:36]  She had an estrange relationship or a strained relationship with her mother as a result of her habits and also her bringing these men over.
[01:28:43]  And then when she got clean, they started slowly patching up their relationship.
[01:28:46]  And after her and Becky broke up, she packed up the U-Haul and moved on over to Oklahoma to be closer to her mother.
[01:28:56]  Now she lives independently or lived independently in Oklahoma.
[01:29:00]  I think while she was in Oklahoma, she hooked up with another, in case you don't know, she's a lesbian.
[01:29:04]  She's a U-Haul lesbian.
[01:29:05]  She meets people and then instantly moves in with them.
[01:29:08]  She hooked up with this black woman.
[01:29:11]  And I cannot even remember her name because she was not that interesting.
[01:29:14]  The most interesting thing about her was that she is like a someone who works in like an assisted living facility.
[01:29:20]  So she already knows how to like wipe people's asses.
[01:29:23]  And Amberlynn started calling her wifey.
[01:29:26]  But because this woman worked in like physical therapy already, they started calling her wipey because the assumption was that Amberlynn got with her just so that she could wipe her ass more.
[01:29:34]  Yeah, wipey.
[01:29:35]  There you go.
[01:29:39]  So after her and Wipey broke up, she got with a woman called Tommy.
[01:29:43]  And it's been a very long time since I talked about Tommy, but Tommy is a lesbian from, I think, Michigan.
[01:29:51]  And she's actually famous.
[01:29:54]  She's the only woman that Amberlynn has ever been with that had a YouTube or like sensationalist personality before her.
[01:30:02]  She appeared on a TV show.
[01:30:05]  Think I don't remember if it was my 600-pound life or another fat TV program, but she had been on a show about really fat people because Tommy is a literal actual feeder.
[01:30:18]  And her last girlfriend, I think wife died from obesity-related health complications.
[01:30:27]  And it almost definitely was a result of the fact that Tommy fed her to death, literally fed her to death.
[01:30:37]  And then she hooked up with Amberlynn.
[01:30:40]  Now, Tommy's ex, either ex-wife or ex-girlfriend that died from being fat, was like a thousand pounds, was like actually death fat, like Jay, like super, super death fat.
[01:30:51]  Not Amberlynn death fat.
[01:30:53]  Amberlynn looks fucking skinny next to what Tommy's into.
[01:30:56]  So, shut up, Anime Sucks Copen Sneed.
[01:31:00]  Shut up.
[01:31:03]  You know, she's single right now.
[01:31:04]  Make your move, buddy.
[01:31:06]  She says she's bisexual.
[01:31:07]  You could do it.
[01:31:09]  Swiggity Switty on in there.
[01:31:10]  Tell her how, tell her what a cutie she is and how much you want to feed her, bro.
[01:31:14]  She's don't even bother responding to me.
[01:31:16]  Just go, just go fucking write her a message.
[01:31:18]  She's she's open right now.
[01:31:19]  She's on that rebound.
[01:31:21]  You can do it.
[01:31:22]  I believe in you.
[01:31:23]  If you don't know, if you're listening to this as a clip and you have no idea who I am, Anime Sucks Copen Steen is our resident feeder.
[01:31:29]  He is into super morbidly obese dragons, basically.
[01:31:33]  So I'm encouraging him to go out there and score.
[01:31:36]  I think he's even like fit.
[01:31:37]  I want to say he's like posted pictures of himself and he's like fit.
[01:31:41]  So just saying, Amberlynn, you want to, you want to get revenge on Tommy, this big fat lesbian, you hook up with my boy Anime Sucks Copen Sneed, and you're going to have this buff dude.
[01:31:52]  Okay.
[01:31:52]  And everyone's going to be like, what the fuck?
[01:31:54]  Whoa.
[01:31:55]  There's going to be endless speculation about like, what?
[01:31:58]  How did that happen?
[01:31:59]  He must be all fucked in the head.
[01:32:00]  He must be like a feeder.
[01:32:02]  And that speculation would be completely right because he is both fucked in the head and a feeder.
[01:32:07]  But it will be very, very funny.
[01:32:09]  So I'm encouraging this completely.
[01:32:12]  What are they talking about?
[01:32:13]  Okay.
[01:32:13]  So Tommy, super fat, fed to death.
[01:32:17]  Her ex.
[01:32:18]  She hooks up with Amberlynn.
[01:32:19]  Amberlynn moves to Michigan for not, doesn't move to Michigan, goes there on a trip.
[01:32:26]  While she's there, conspicuously, her cat Rarity, which is her oldest living cat that she still has, has been around for fucking ages, been through all of her.
[01:32:37]  Honestly, I don't think I remember a time where she didn't have Rarity.
[01:32:40]  It's been a long time.
[01:32:42]  Her cat disappears.
[01:32:44]  And the assumption has been that Amberlynn purposefully let her cat loose to give her time to find, to stay in Michigan and stay with Tommy so she wouldn't go back to Oklahoma.
[01:32:59]  Because according to both of them now, they were having relationship issues after they started living together.
[01:33:05]  And the belief was that Amberlynn purposefully sabotaged this and let the cat out so she could stay longer.
[01:33:13]  Then when she eventually gave up on Rarity and moved back to Oklahoma, they stayed in a long distance relationship.
[01:33:23]  But Amberlynn publicly told people that they had broken up and were no longer together.
[01:33:28]  And this was because Tommy was getting a lot of flack for being a death fat feeder fetishist.
[01:33:35]  And she apparently was having difficulty handling this, even though she is a death fat feeder fetishist.
[01:33:41]  And so they decided to pretend to be split up.
[01:33:44]  However, despite the fact that they were actually together, Amberlynn Reed caught Tommy using alt accounts to ridicule her on hater channels.
[01:33:57]  In particular, the comment that stands out the most to me is that Amberlynn, as every American does, claimed that she had Native American Indigenous folk blood in her.
[01:34:09]  She's like 164th native or something.
[01:34:12]  And Tommy on a secret alt account said that her name, if she was Indian, would be Porcahontis, which is very mean.
[01:34:21]  She left similar negative comments on Reddit and YouTube making fun of her.
[01:34:26]  I think she even super chatted somebody to make fun of her and was doing this while in an open, in a relationship with her secretly and was making these comments, these mean comments on different Zock accounts.
[01:34:40]  And then out of the blue, I think because she got tired of Amberlynn and wanted to cut the relationship off, started talking to her arch nemesis, Mr. Snowflake, the previously named, and offered to spill the tea on Amberlynn.
[01:34:55]  And the tea was spilled and it sent Amberlynn into a actual freakout.
[01:35:01]  The kind that hasn't been seen by Amberlynn Reed in quite a few years.
[01:35:05]  She's been very boring, which is why I haven't been talking about her.
[01:35:07]  And I have to recap so much.
[01:35:09]  Part of the tea spilled was that she said, sorry, it's Wisconsin, not Michigan.
[01:35:16]  I apologize, chat.
[01:35:17]  Oh, they were in Wisconsin.
[01:35:19]  Don't limb ask me in the comments, please.
[01:35:22]  So one of the things that Tommy told Mr. Snowflake about Amberlynn was that it was her fault that the cat got out.
[01:35:29]  And after the cat got out, she did very, very little to look for the cat.
[01:35:36]  She apparently just sat on her, while Tommy was driving around the neighborhood trying to find the cat.
[01:35:41]  She was in the passenger seat playing on her phone, not doing anything.
[01:35:44]  Apparently, Amberlynn Reed did not file a missing pet report with the local Wildlife Humane Society branch to let people know.
[01:35:53]  Amberlynn did not chip her cat.
[01:35:55]  So if they did find her cat and there was no report, they would have absolutely no way of ever getting it back to her because it was not chipped and there was no incident report for the missing animal.
[01:36:05]  So this was a really big deal.
[01:36:07]  Obviously, animal cruelty and animal neglect is a very hot button issue across the board.
[01:36:13]  Like some people, with human behaviors, generally there will be somebody who's sympathetic to basically everything.
[01:36:20]  But when it comes to kids and when it comes to animals, it makes people go kind of nutso.
[01:36:25]  And in particular, with the girl world, the animal neglect accusations go ape shit.
[01:36:32]  There's no real nice way to putting it.
[01:36:34]  Animals that are perfectly fine get accused of being neglected when it comes to the female locales because people are very protective over their animals.
[01:36:42]  And so when this all came out, she looked terrible.
[01:36:45]  She looked really bad.
[01:36:46]  She came out and addressed it.
[01:36:49]  The other thing is that Tommy said that Amberlynn was extraordinarily verbally abusive.
[01:36:55]  And there was one particular instance where Tommy said that she was tired.
[01:37:01]  She just came home from work and she had to work the next day.
[01:37:03]  And they got into a fight.
[01:37:05]  And she went to lay down in the bed, but they were arguing.
[01:37:10]  So she went to go sleep on the couch.
[01:37:13]  And Amberlynn followed her to the other room and just stood over her, like leering over her after she had fallen asleep.
[01:37:22]  And when she, I think this was the same incident, she got up or something.
[01:37:27]  And Amberlynn, apparently, according to Tommy, clutched her forearm and dug her fingernails into the flesh of her arm, according to Tommy, so hard that it eventually drew blood.
[01:37:42]  So the accusation then is not that she's also physically abusive because that would be physical abuse to do that to somebody.
[01:37:51]  This would obviously set her world on fire if people thought she wasn't the nice girl that she that she is, uh, but instead a violent cat-murdering psychopath.
[01:38:03]  So, she booted up her own stream and she began to contest the allegations that Tommy had set forth on the Mr. Snowflake stream.
[01:38:11]  And I think I have a bunch of clips of her uh-oh responding.
[01:38:16]  Uh-oh.
[01:38:17]  Uh-oh.
[01:38:18]  Somebody clipped a video in a format that cannot be played on Firefox or on Brave, particularly.
[01:38:25]  Um, okay, give me a second.
[01:38:27]  I'll scoot around this.
[01:38:29]  Hopefully, these other ones are fine.
[01:38:31]  And if you could, you would.
[01:38:33]  Your body doesn't allow.
[01:38:35]  Uh-huh.
[01:38:37]  You're saying if I could hit someone, I would.
[01:38:39]  Okay.
[01:38:40]  Sorry, you saying I can throw this at someone's head.
[01:38:44]  Like, the fuck?
[01:38:45]  I could take this and throw it.
[01:38:47]  You're just not a physically abusive person.
[01:38:50]  Come on, get the fuck out of here.
[01:38:52]  Like, you just want to portray me in like the worst way possible, bro.
[01:38:55]  Like, just get over it.
[01:38:57]  I'm not physically abusive.
[01:38:59]  Point blank peer.
[01:39:00]  Point blank peer.
[01:39:02]  So this was kind of the mood.
[01:39:06]  I've watched this entire two-hour long live stream response, by the way.
[01:39:10]  This was the mood of the entire stream.
[01:39:13]  Her response to being called an abusive and violent person is to act as agitated as humanly possible.
[01:39:22]  And she got really defensive.
[01:39:24]  As in that clip, someone says, I don't think your fat ass could do any physical harm.
[01:39:28]  And she's like, Bitch, what the fuck do you mean?
[01:39:29]  I can't do no physical harm.
[01:39:31]  I could chuck this shit across the room and beat you upside the head, dummy.
[01:39:34]  Like, just like fully rednecked out.
[01:39:37]  Like, like, this got really defensive.
[01:39:39]  I ain't no pushover.
[01:39:40]  I'm fat as fuck.
[01:39:41]  I could crush your dumbass.
[01:39:43]  Like, you're not really helping the physical abuse allegations there, buddy boy.
[01:39:48]  Uh, anime sucks, Copen Sneed is uh very positively responding to the idea that Amberlynn could crush somebody.
[01:39:55]  I'm not surprised by this.
[01:39:56]  I'm just, you know, what I'm just gonna give him his moment.
[01:40:00]  This is this is the anime sucks, Cope and Sneed segment.
[01:40:02]  He loves fat bitches and he's gonna be extremely happy this entire time.
[01:40:05]  Just, you know, what dog is off the leash.
[01:40:08]  We're chilling.
[01:40:08]  We're chilling like a villain, chat.
[01:40:10]  All right, this is the clip that I tried to play, but uh, I had to convert to MP4 first.
[01:40:15]  Damn, I look fat.
[01:40:18]  Wait, no, I'm gonna go on a diet.
[01:40:21]  What are you guys saying?
[01:40:22]  Okay, it was kind of a quiet clip.
[01:40:23]  I'll reiterate it.
[01:40:24]  She says, Damn, I look fat.
[01:40:25]  At least I can go on a diet now hat because the feeder is gone.
[01:40:29]  Basically, confirming that she was a feeder fetishist and was feeding like I.
[01:40:34]  This clip is 80 megabytes big for some reason.
[01:40:36]  Let's try the other one.
[01:40:38]  How do you think Amberlynn would be?
[01:40:40]  Well, she lost weight.
[01:40:42]  My girlfriend replied, She probably looked like melting ice cream or a melted candle.
[01:40:51]  My girlfriend behind my back was calling me Porca Hauntis, bro.
[01:41:03]  The second one is very funny and just mean-spirited.
[01:41:06]  The first one, it's kind of insidious because someone's saying, like, it's her saying, if she ever lost the weight, she'd be even uglier.
[01:41:14]  She shouldn't lose the weight.
[01:41:16]  She should just gain.
[01:41:17]  She should gang forever.
[01:41:19]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:41:19]  Like that.
[01:41:20]  It's like she's trying to nag her into not wanting to ever lose weight.
[01:41:24]  Very insidious, chat.
[01:41:25]  The mind of a feeder lesbian.
[01:41:28]  By the way, I usually try to rebuke these kinds of misogynistic contents on my streams as a woman defender.
[01:41:38]  Okay.
[01:41:39]  But unfortunately, Amberlynn and Tommy are not helping at all with the stigma that lesbian relationships are violent.
[01:41:48]  This is yet another anecdote, another statistical point that lesbian relationships are extremely violent.
[01:41:54]  Tried to fucking fix it, bro.
[01:41:56]  Like, but it's crazy because she has this cat named Princess, which she keeps trying to throw out, by the way, on the streets.
[01:42:03]  And I keep telling her not to.
[01:42:05]  She really wants to fuck around.

=== Intimate Photos BPD Meltdown (05:02) ===

[01:42:06]  We can fuck around and find out.
[01:42:07]  So I'm fucking done.
[01:42:09]  Calm down, Amber Boleyn.
[01:42:11]  Anyways.
[01:42:13]  That choker.
[01:42:14]  That choker is like the most consistent reoccurring character in the Amberlynn saga.
[01:42:20]  For whatever reason, she has always worn chokers as far back as I can remember.
[01:42:25]  And I think it's because it gives her body some detail.
[01:42:29]  Like it's the only visual thing that breaks up like her face to torso.
[01:42:33]  You know what I mean?
[01:42:34]  It would just be like an earthworm if not for the choker.
[01:42:37]  Kind of like how earthworm has that little band-aid looking thing around near the end of it.
[01:42:43]  It's like that.
[01:42:45]  Okay, this one I also have to convert.
[01:42:48]  Let's try this one.
[01:42:49]  There we go.
[01:42:50]  So fuck you, Rachel.
[01:42:51]  Sit on it and spin.
[01:42:55]  That's it.
[01:42:57]  She invoked foodie.
[01:42:59]  Oh, oh, that's funny.
[01:43:01]  Okay, I understand now.
[01:43:02]  It's because a foodie beauty is the one usually say sit on it and spin.
[01:43:05]  I got you.
[01:43:06]  Okay.
[01:43:07]  She came back with reacting to my ex, but before I do that, let me try to convert this other clip.
[01:43:13]  And then I found a very fast way to do that.
[01:43:17]  I said very fast.
[01:43:18]  Why is it takes so long to upload nine megabytes?
[01:43:21]  I hate Snowflake more than anything in this world.
[01:43:24]  And I really hope that he gets some sort of like karma in his life.
[01:43:28]  Like, oh, because it's not fair.
[01:43:31]  I remember.
[01:43:33]  Okay, so here's the deal, right?
[01:43:35]  Actually, let me play through these clips and then I'll do my thing.
[01:43:38]  That doesn't even make sense.
[01:43:40]  Is there any pics or vids of you she could release like explicit?
[01:43:43]  Yeah, like me naked touching myself.
[01:43:46]  You hear that?
[01:43:47]  You wouldn't hear that anime sucks, Cope and Sneed.
[01:43:50]  The screenshots of me naked that she has.
[01:43:52]  You wouldn't believe the videos and photos that she has with me.
[01:43:58]  Actually, that reminds me.
[01:44:00]  There's one thing that was threatened to be leaked.
[01:44:03]  And I don't know if she actually sent this to Mr. Snowflake and he has it or what.
[01:44:08]  But I'll play this and then I'll cover that.
[01:44:10]  And I'm on hinge as fuck right now.
[01:44:12]  You asked Emily about my hygiene.
[01:44:15]  She ate my pussy and she ate my pussy good.
[01:44:17]  Oh, God.
[01:44:17]  And she loved every fucking second of it.
[01:44:20]  So ask her again about my hygiene.
[01:44:22]  Ask her again.
[01:44:23]  That is fucking grody, bro.
[01:44:25]  Okay.
[01:44:26]  So one thing that was not clipped or I missed it.
[01:44:29]  Amber said that during one of their arguments, she was having what she called a BPD meltdown and a BPD tantrum.
[01:44:39]  Those are her words for it.
[01:44:40]  So you gotta, you gotta be certain that that's some crazy shit.
[01:44:43]  Whatever the fuck she's calling a BPD tantrum, whatever she's forced to admit is a quote-unquote BPD tantrum, must be one of the BPD tantrums of all time.
[01:44:53]  Okay.
[01:44:54]  So apparently, Tommy has that video.
[01:45:00]  Not just that, she's apparently naked in it.
[01:45:03]  Now, she says you can't see anything because she is so fat.
[01:45:07]  But apparently, there is a video of Amberlynn Reed having a complete and total psychological break that she calls a BPD meltdown naked.
[01:45:16]  And Tommy has that video.
[01:45:18]  And that is being used as leverage against her.
[01:45:20]  Now, should we be so fortunate as to see the BPD meltdown video?
[01:45:24]  I think that Amberlynn has already threatened like revenge pornography laws against her to try and keep her from doing it.
[01:45:31]  I will, I'll say this.
[01:45:34]  It's not revenge pornography if there is no intimate details shown.
[01:45:40]  I'll actually bring this up on screen real quick and cover that.
[01:45:45]  USC revenge pornography law.
[01:45:50]  Damn this, is it okay?
[01:45:54]  Intimate visual depiction.
[01:45:56]  So this is what an image must contain in order to be considered an intimate visual depiction, which is uh, forbidden by this law.
[01:46:04]  A visual depiction uh, which has a very specific legal definition that includes, here we go, uncovered genitals, pubic area, anus or post-pubescent female nipple of an un of an identifiable individual, or anything related to the display or transfer of bodily sexual fluids.
[01:46:26]  Amberlyn Reed is incapable of displaying her genitals, pubic area or anus.
[01:46:34]  It is just not possible.
[01:46:36]  So the only thing that could come about is nipples.
[01:46:39]  I have a feeling her nipples are also not possible to see and they can't be censored out.
[01:46:45]  So this video is probably, in my non-lawyer opinion, likely safe to publish, because it would not meet the standard for what revenge pornography is in the United States, at least at a federal level.
[01:46:56]  That's just my thought on this uh, to tempt any any naysayers about this okay, hold up, I have a another clip I forgot, and this is the last Amberlynn clip, and then we'll go to the other.

=== Toxic Fiasco Whole Situation (02:50) ===

[01:47:09]  Fat, I did not want a tab group actually, matter of fact.
[01:47:14]  Oh yeah, this is the two minute clip okay, and then, and during that um, that whole fiasco.
[01:47:22]  So her room like i'm not gonna lie, we both like have adhd and adhd piles, so her room would get like you know, she would have her pile of dirty clothes and she also had a rug and like a huge dog bed and then I had Twinkies dog bed, so it was a very crowded place and during, in the frantic of it all, I remember I tripped over her rug, I landed into her.
[01:47:48]  She fell on the ground and i'm like, as that's happening, i'm trying to get her, like she's falling, I go to grab her off the ground.
[01:47:58]  I will never I forget this moment because i'm telling you I called my mom stereo.
[01:48:06]  She's telling me, um yeah grace, because any time that I would start crying she would leave the room completely.
[01:48:16]  That's what I had to deal with, someone who did not care about my feelings at all.
[01:48:21]  So um, so when I tripped over the rug and then I landed into her and she was falling, I went to grab her.
[01:48:28]  It didn't work out very well.
[01:48:30]  She still landed on the floor and then she started like hysterically, pushed me off.
[01:48:36]  Who didn't walk with me?
[01:48:39]  She's sitting here and moved.
[01:48:42]  She told her boys so kidding, like what I love her imitation of my panic girlfriend.
[01:48:53]  Oh my little bitch, That's great.
[01:48:58]  Those are some good optics.
[01:49:00]  What is actually happening?
[01:49:01]  So she, like, I don't know.
[01:49:03]  It was this whole fucking thing.
[01:49:04]  And I was like, this cannot be real right now.
[01:49:06]  This genuinely cannot.
[01:49:07]  Like, I have never been so gaslit into thinking that the sky was actually the ground and the ground was actually the sky.
[01:49:15]  I, oh my God, you would not believe.
[01:49:18]  Like, I was sending my mom at this point, like, after the whole fiasco and like she went away, blah, blah, blah.
[01:49:23]  I'm like hysterical on the phone to my mom.
[01:49:26]  Emily is messaging me all this, like the most crazy things I've ever heard of.
[01:49:32]  And I'm like screenshotting all of it, sending it to my mom as we're on the phone, like video call.
[01:49:37]  And my mom is just like, this is, I felt so bad that my mom had to like see me like that.
[01:49:43]  Like, I'm not going to lie and say I'm not toxic.
[01:49:46]  I feel like a lot of people with BPD are and a lot of people with BPD aren't.
[01:49:49]  It's just life.
[01:49:51]  I don't ever try to make BPD like seem some sort of way.
[01:49:54]  You can have BPD and be cool.
[01:49:57]  And you can have BPD and be toxic.

=== Pearl Davis Syndrome Child Haters (12:33) ===

[01:49:59]  It is what it is.
[01:50:00]  And I'm going to admit, I've done some toxic things.
[01:50:03]  You can have BPD and be cool.
[01:50:05]  Sounds word for word like something Anisa Jamha would say.
[01:50:09]  You know what I mean?
[01:50:09]  That sounds like something that she would come up with.
[01:50:12]  Anyways, Amberlynn, if you would like to do a counter-interview to Mr. Snowflake and Tommy, I'm your guy.
[01:50:19]  I am your interviewer.
[01:50:21]  Let's set the facts straight.
[01:50:23]  Let's cover these important topics.
[01:50:25]  That Mr. Snowflake guy, he's no good.
[01:50:28]  Eating my lunch.
[01:50:29]  He's British.
[01:50:31]  He talks stupid.
[01:50:32]  Just don't like him.
[01:50:33]  Simple as.
[01:50:35]  If you want to cover this on friendlier ground, I can, man, I can do that.
[01:50:43]  Don't you worry.
[01:50:44]  And you know what?
[01:50:47]  I have a rebound for you lined up, ready to go in case you need some reboundage.
[01:50:53]  He will travel.
[01:50:55]  I don't know where he's from.
[01:50:56]  He will go to Oklahoma if he needs to.
[01:50:58]  Trust me on this.
[01:50:59]  I got you set.
[01:51:01]  All right.
[01:51:02]  That is the end of the Amberlynn segment.
[01:51:05]  Okay.
[01:51:06]  So Chantal.
[01:51:08]  Okay.
[01:51:08]  Here's the funny thing she did.
[01:51:09]  Her funny thing is not nearly as funny as Amberlynn's.
[01:51:12]  So Chantal, last I said, was in Syria.
[01:51:16]  She is living in one of her husband's family members' house, I think, or apartment, kind of close to Damascus, but not really.
[01:51:27]  And she did a live stream with a Down syndrome child.
[01:51:32]  I don't even know if I could show, I don't think I brought up the Down syndrome child.
[01:51:36]  That seems a bit mean, but wow.
[01:51:43]  So she brought up a Down syndrome child and said, for only $1,000, this child can go to special education here in Syria.
[01:51:53]  It will take care of all her needs for just $1,000.
[01:51:57]  So just like how in Kuwait, she raised money for a cat that she was not legally allowed to raise money for, which got her chased out of Kuwait.
[01:52:07]  In Syria, she brought out this Down syndrome child and tried to raise money for her, which she did.
[01:52:14]  She raised a significant amount of money towards that $1,000 goal.
[01:52:19]  After raising the money, there was a little change of scenery in her, oh, it's the same post-put below in her stream.
[01:52:29]  Now, while I try to find this, let me just set the stage in case you don't remember.
[01:52:35]  Chantal lives in this house that is not properly powered.
[01:52:44]  So there are power shortages in Syria because it is a war zone.
[01:52:48]  And so every so often, her power just goes out.
[01:52:51]  And by every so often, I mean, I think she gets like five hours of power a day.
[01:52:56]  And there are two hours at a time where she cannot have the power on, which means that during those two hours, it's very hot.
[01:53:04]  There's no AC.
[01:53:06]  The refrigerator isn't running.
[01:53:07]  So you can't really keep food.
[01:53:10]  It's just a giant, miserable shithole to live in.
[01:53:14]  So I guess I'm not going to be able to find like just the stream, but she was streaming.
[01:53:21]  And I'll just give you the rundown of the stream.
[01:53:23]  Okay.
[01:53:23]  She says, one hour's in.
[01:53:24]  She doesn't have any money for a hotel.
[01:53:26]  Haters are crazy because her background changed a bit.
[01:53:28]  And people thought, that's kind of weird.
[01:53:30]  Are you staying at a hotel?
[01:53:31]  I hope you didn't take that money from that Down syndrome child and go rent a hotel in Damascus where they have power 24-7.
[01:53:39]  She says she's taking meds and can't even remember how many pills she takes.
[01:53:42]  Haters don't matter.
[01:53:43]  They don't even send donations.
[01:53:44]  So why would she care if they think she's a scammer?
[01:53:46]  She's not a scammer.
[01:53:48]  Kuwait and the haters to care about, and the haters stopped to care about Bruce when she left the country.
[01:53:53]  They don't care about anything.
[01:53:54]  They just want to hate her.
[01:53:56]  A hater is nothing in my life.
[01:53:58]  She's not an evil genius.
[01:54:01]  Salah is like, or Sasa, which is a Down syndrome child, is like family to her.
[01:54:05]  There's people who want me to die, haters.
[01:54:08]  When the house is ready, she'll enter her Muslim wife era.
[01:54:11]  She'll have to be more active with work.
[01:54:13]  It will be good for her.
[01:54:15]  Get a life, haters, arguing with chat about PayPal because idiots think that she can't receive money from PayPal because she's in Syria.
[01:54:23]  She can receive money by PayPal.
[01:54:24]  She's explained a thousand times she has to leave the country to withdraw money from PayPal, but she can receive money.
[01:54:30]  And she does a lot of good for people.
[01:54:32]  So she says very clearly, look, you idiots, I did not rent a hotel.
[01:54:36]  I'm enjoying my trad life arc.
[01:54:39]  Okay.
[01:54:40]  And I definitely am not in a hotel.
[01:54:42]  And I definitely didn't take Down syndrome money to rent a hotel.
[01:54:46]  And then at one point, for one second, and even the second's not clipped, she drops her phone.
[01:54:52]  She's like sitting at a table holding her phone.
[01:54:54]  Imagine, like, just like laying it on the table.
[01:54:57]  And then her little buttery fingers, because she's in a very hot shithole country, her butter fingers get so lubed up with sweat, her phone just drops.
[01:55:06]  And for one frame, literally one frame, you see the other side of her room.
[01:55:13]  Now, chat, I don't know about you, but I've been to quite a few hotels in my life.
[01:55:20]  And that looks like a hotel to me.
[01:55:22]  Doesn't it?
[01:55:23]  Doesn't that look a little bit like a hotel and not like the other side of her room?
[01:55:28]  It seems like somebody had the money to rent a very nice, fully powered hotel in Damascus immediately after she got donation money for a Down syndrome child.
[01:55:41]  Interesting.
[01:55:42]  And even boldly declaring that she had absolutely no business being in a hotel.
[01:55:50]  Intradasting.
[01:55:52]  Intradast.
[01:55:54]  So she accidentally punked herself quite horrifically.
[01:55:59]  Next, Hannah Pearl Davis.
[01:56:02]  So Pearl Davis is one of my least favorite people on the internet.
[01:56:06]  She's a hulking she-ogre ginger coal burner who somehow pretends to be conservative, despite the fact she chokes on black dick to the point where she literally just says that she only dates black guys.
[01:56:19]  She says she doesn't date a black guy right now.
[01:56:20]  She dates a Dominican.
[01:56:22]  But as we all know, Dominicans are black.
[01:56:23]  So I don't know what the fuck the point of that is.
[01:56:26]  I really just despise her.
[01:56:28]  And what I really despise most about her is that not only is she a disgusting coal burner, she is somebody who poo-poos on other people living better, happier lives, chat.
[01:56:39]  So here we have Sarah Stock.
[01:56:45]  She posted a picture of her hand with a little ring on it and a field full of flowers to say, I won.
[01:56:52]  She got engaged.
[01:56:53]  Good for her.
[01:56:55]  That's the appropriate reaction if any reaction is to be given at all.
[01:56:58]  However, isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
[01:57:01]  Pearl Davis says, pictured wedding ring, not pictured the man.
[01:57:05]  Okay.
[01:57:06]  Listen up, chat.
[01:57:07]  Some guys need to hear this.
[01:57:09]  The wedding, the engagement, and everything between.
[01:57:14]  You don't matter.
[01:57:18]  The wedding is a female fantasy.
[01:57:20]  Okay.
[01:57:21]  You don't fucking matter.
[01:57:22]  She's showing off her ring because that is a gift for her.
[01:57:26]  And the wedding is for her.
[01:57:28]  And everything involving that is for her.
[01:57:30]  Okay.
[01:57:31]  So there's a reason why the man's not pictured because this is her ring on her hand and her field of flowers.
[01:57:38]  And that is the point of this photo.
[01:57:41]  She also posted this twice and said, hottest right-wing e-girl taken off the market.
[01:57:46]  Conservative women will always use their marriage and family to build their brand.
[01:57:51]  Let's stop right there, chat.
[01:57:53]  That's a bit of a Debbie Downer negative Nancy comment.
[01:57:56]  Don't you agree?
[01:57:57]  But let's see if that negative Nancy trend goes into her other comments as well, her other biting social commentary.
[01:58:06]  So here's Pearl H. Davis or H. Pearl Davis saying, I do feel bad for children who are used as props for women's social media followings.
[01:58:15]  What is she signaling?
[01:58:16]  Look at me.
[01:58:17]  I'm a good mom.
[01:58:19]  In response to Make Europa Snow showing off her white family, even though she appears to have a little bit of a Trump tan going on.
[01:58:27]  Here's another big white family.
[01:58:29]  Pearl Davis says, Live like me.
[01:58:31]  Well, I use my family as a prop for social media.
[01:58:35]  In response to Anna Lullis saying this is the way with her big family.
[01:58:39]  She has a newborn.
[01:58:39]  This is actually her maternity photo.
[01:58:41]  She just had a baby.
[01:58:42]  Congratulations, Anna.
[01:58:43]  Let's check out one extra.
[01:58:46]  Three is a trend, chat.
[01:58:47]  So let's see if she said this a third time in a row.
[01:58:50]  Oh, we have this mixed race family with these mulatto babies and what appears to be a black version of Sam Hyde in front of a Christmas tree.
[01:58:59]  Disgusting.
[01:59:00]  They're using this as a prop for social media.
[01:59:03]  She says, Say what you want about Nick Cannon, but this is an absolutely beautiful family photo.
[01:59:10]  Huh, that's weird, chat.
[01:59:13]  Disgusting.
[01:59:14]  Makes me feel bad.
[01:59:16]  Disgusting using family as a prop.
[01:59:19]  Beautiful family photo.
[01:59:21]  What is it about it?
[01:59:23]  I don't understand.
[01:59:24]  It's so weird.
[01:59:25]  I mean, they're all doing the exact same thing.
[01:59:27]  We got a family.
[01:59:29]  Okay, another family.
[01:59:29]  The dad's in this one, so it's not the dad's not there.
[01:59:32]  Hmm.
[01:59:34]  I wonder what it is, chat.
[01:59:35]  Could it be that he's black?
[01:59:38]  Is that the issue?
[01:59:43]  Is that the problem that Pearl Davis has with it?
[01:59:47]  Could be.
[01:59:48]  Could be.
[01:59:54]  Anyways, let's go back to current timeline.
[01:59:56]  Okay.
[01:59:58]  Pictured ring, not pictured husband.
[02:00:00]  Now, this took the entire internet by storm.
[02:00:04]  Pearl Davis, if you don't know, is hideous.
[02:00:07]  She is genuinely a hideous fucking woman.
[02:00:09]  Let me tell you if there's a picture in the OP that has the hideous picture that I'm thinking.
[02:00:13]  I think it is in the OP.
[02:00:15]  I just want to show you what this woman looks like real quick.
[02:00:18]  Assuming my website wants to load, which is a very generous assumption.
[02:00:21]  Now, I'll give it a second to catch up, chat.
[02:00:23]  While I do that, let's read the responses.
[02:00:26]  Why is my screen turning black?
[02:00:29]  I said black, and now my screen is getting black, chat.
[02:00:33]  Can you still hear me?
[02:00:34]  Oh, no.
[02:00:58]  Four.
[02:01:00]  Four loops.
[02:01:03]  Every tab unmuted for no reason.
[02:01:18]  So in Texas, they're thinking of trying to arrest these Democrats who didn't show up to the assembly.
[02:01:26]  And then something, something.
[02:01:28]  Pearl Davis.
[02:01:29]  Now, here's the payoff, right?
[02:01:32]  Literally, I was just desperately trying to get to this fucking joke.
[02:01:37]  Okay, listen here.
[02:01:39]  Just trying, desperately trying to make it so I could pull off this fucking joke.
[02:01:43]  I'm getting to it now.
[02:01:44]  Okay.
[02:01:45]  So here's the thing.
[02:01:46]  I got that lady.
[02:01:47]  What's her fucking name?
[02:01:50]  Oh, God.
[02:01:51]  Close that tab before it crashes my computer again.
[02:01:54]  Sarah Stock.
[02:01:56]  This is what Sarah Stock said that angered the Pearl.
[02:02:00]  Civil conversation.
[02:02:02]  Who even is this that's talking right now?
[02:02:04]  Where's the guy?
[02:02:06]  God help your husband.
[02:02:08]  You can just kick her.
[02:02:09]  Oh, my God.
[02:02:10]  God help your husband.
[02:02:11]  Is this another black man you're bringing into your life, Pearl?
[02:02:14]  Oh, my God.
[02:02:15]  God help her, husband.
[02:02:17]  God help her.
[02:02:18]  How many are there?
[02:02:19]  This is just like black person-level OIQ rebuttals.
[02:02:24]  Oh, my God.
[02:02:25]  God help this.
[02:02:26]  How old are you, by the way?
[02:02:28]  I'm old.
[02:02:29]  I'm 40.
[02:02:31]  42, actually.

=== Sarah Stock CAD Design Application (04:30) ===

[02:02:32]  Yeah.
[02:02:33]  Do you want to know what's funny?
[02:02:35]  Makes sense.
[02:02:37]  Doug.
[02:02:39]  Doug, are you still there?
[02:02:41]  I'm here.
[02:02:42]  You can kick her.
[02:02:43]  She's not going to be respectful.
[02:02:44]  So you can just kick her.
[02:02:45]  No, not respectful.
[02:02:47]  She's going to be rude.
[02:02:48]  It was good talking to you.
[02:02:49]  Rude.
[02:02:49]  Well, not really.
[02:02:50]  Yeah.
[02:02:51]  Oh, man.
[02:02:52]  When she said all those women were dumb whores that were just using their family as social media props.
[02:02:57]  God, that's like, that's not rude at all.
[02:03:00]  By the way, here's the really funny thing.
[02:03:02]  You ready?
[02:03:03]  Oh, God.
[02:03:03]  Is there like a recent picture of her anywhere in this thread?
[02:03:06]  I don't think so.
[02:03:07]  I'll just dip into this real quick.
[02:03:09]  Oh, okay.
[02:03:10]  Hold up.
[02:03:11]  I actually, I do have this.
[02:03:12]  I do have this thing.
[02:03:14]  Let's see if I can just really quick.
[02:03:18]  Yeah, The new.
[02:03:21]  I'm trying to use a computer again.
[02:03:23]  By the way, if you're listening and you haven't picked a career yet, do not go into computers.
[02:03:28]  It is genuinely my biggest, deepest, most sincere, heartfelt warning to you.
[02:03:35]  Computers are awful and they have no real world application.
[02:03:40]  Like, oh, you know how to stream a media file from MP4 to WebM using Rust in a memory secure environment?
[02:03:51]  Nobody fucking cares.
[02:03:54]  It doesn't matter.
[02:03:55]  And then you know all this cool computer shit, right?
[02:03:58]  And it still breaks all the fucking time.
[02:04:02]  I have been on a computer for eight hours a day, almost every single day from when I was nine years old until today.
[02:04:08]  I'm 32 and shit just randomly fucking breaks on you for no fucking reason and you can't fucking do anything about it because they suck.
[02:04:16]  And it doesn't translate.
[02:04:17]  You can't take your knowledge of Rust programming and then apply it in the real world.
[02:04:22]  Oh, I have to go fix my car today.
[02:04:24]  My car is not starting.
[02:04:26]  Hmm.
[02:04:26]  I wonder if I should reboot it.
[02:04:28]  I wonder if maybe I can reinstall a different package and that will do better on this operating system.
[02:04:33]  It does, no, it has no translation.
[02:04:36]  Whereas if you understand how a combustion engine works, if you know how a diesel engine works, you can apply knowledge of a diesel engine to any kind of equipment.
[02:04:44]  All sorts of equipment, from a regular vehicle to a big bus to a tractor to, you know, construction equipment.
[02:04:52]  What do you know if you know computer shit and you want to go do something that doesn't involve computer shit?
[02:04:57]  You're fucked.
[02:04:58]  You don't know shit.
[02:04:59]  And even if it does involve computer shit.
[02:05:01]  Let's say that the media entertainment hub of your truck doesn't work.
[02:05:04]  You gonna fix it?
[02:05:06]  Are you gonna apply your coding magic powers to your proprietary trucks media system and fix it?
[02:05:15]  No, you're not.
[02:05:16]  You're never gonna fix it.
[02:05:17]  You have to take it to a dealership so that they can reinstall it for you and switch out the proprietary parts with other proprietary parts that cost $10,000 fucking dollars.
[02:05:27]  So even if you do know everything and you're the greatest computer man to ever fucking live, you can't fix things in a modern sense.
[02:05:33]  You can't repair things.
[02:05:35]  All you can do is manage with it better.
[02:05:37]  It's like having chronic pain or inflammation.
[02:05:40]  Like, okay, you've had chronic pain for 18 fucking years.
[02:05:45]  Does that mean that you're an expert at pain management and that you can fix people's pain?
[02:05:51]  Are you a doctor now?
[02:05:53]  No.
[02:05:53]  Oh, you just learned how to cope with being in pain all the fucking time.
[02:05:57]  That's what being a computer expert is like.
[02:06:00]  You're just living with a debilitating illness and you've gotten really good at managing with it, but you've never fixed anything.
[02:06:06]  You never cured anything.
[02:06:08]  You've just learned that if you put your leg up on a pillow, the blood flow increases and you feel less pain.
[02:06:13]  Like that's not, that's, that's literally the best possible analogy for being a computer programmer possible.
[02:06:19]  It's just absolute fucking agony.
[02:06:22]  I literally wish I had gone into CAD or something.
[02:06:27]  If I did it all again, I would want to design machines.
[02:06:29]  I would want to design things and make manufacture things in the U.S.
[02:06:33]  I would want to design practical engineering solutions for real world applicable problems and manufacture in the US.
[02:06:41]  Because you know what?
[02:06:43]  Programming ain't shit.
[02:06:44]  Every fucking sloppy ass retard Jeet on the face of the fucking planet can sit down now, open cursor or Microsoft VS code, plug into an AI and then say, my good sir, I would like a function that takes B and outputs Z. Can you do that with me, my good son, Microsoft Co-Pilot?

=== Women Terrifying Shoe Head Drexel (04:21) ===

[02:07:02]  Sa, please, sir.
[02:07:03]  I need it now, sa.
[02:07:05]  And then it's just like, okay, here's 10,000 lines of code that does exactly what you're asking.
[02:07:10]  My good son, it seems to pass the unit test.
[02:07:12]  My manager's unit test of now passing all green check marks across the board.
[02:07:17]  Sa very thank you for that.
[02:07:19]  Help, Mr. Microsoft co-pilot.
[02:07:21]  Sa.
[02:07:22]  And that's it.
[02:07:23]  You can't do that with anything else, though.
[02:07:25]  Oh, I have a practical problem that requires a piece of metal to be made with a 3D printer or CAD cutter or something.
[02:07:32]  Can you do that with Microsoft Visual?
[02:07:34]  No, not yet.
[02:07:36]  Ajeet can't fucking figure that one out.
[02:07:37]  You have to go to China for that one.
[02:07:40]  Anyways, here is Pearl.
[02:07:43]  Now, do you want to guess how old?
[02:07:45]  She's the one on the left in case that's not all this.
[02:07:47]  Do you want to guess how old she is?
[02:07:48]  She said she was 40 because everyone says she looks old.
[02:07:52]  Do you want to guess how old she is?
[02:07:54]  She's even, I think she's even younger in this picture than she is now.
[02:07:57]  See a 40, 42, 42, 30.
[02:08:02]  Someone's, you guys are cheating.
[02:08:04]  She's 28 years old.
[02:08:06]  She's a 28-year-old woman and she burns nothing but the blackest of coal.
[02:08:13]  The most nigger hell brimstone coal imaginable is the blackest coal that she burns.
[02:08:19]  Nothing but the best for Pearl.
[02:08:21]  And so she looks like this now.
[02:08:23]  And after all this came out, there was a hot take.
[02:08:29]  Actually, no, she debased herself by going on to Nick Ricada's live stream chat and trying to chat him up.
[02:08:35]  $50.
[02:08:36]  I am a fan.
[02:08:37]  I came here to see if you think Candace is going to win her lawsuit.
[02:08:41]  Yes, it's me.
[02:08:42]  We should definitely stream sometimes.
[02:08:43]  I watch your stuff from time to time.
[02:08:45]  It makes me laugh.
[02:08:46]  Bro, I think you could do it.
[02:08:48]  Actually, you're not black.
[02:08:49]  Maybe Drexel could do it, Nick.
[02:08:51]  Maybe Drexel.
[02:08:53]  I don't think Drexel was that desperate, though.
[02:08:55]  So she debased herself to the Baldo Pope and said, Baldo Pope, I am your woman.
[02:09:01]  I'm humbling myself before you, Mr. Baldo.
[02:09:05]  I know you have ongoing child abuse and probation, but I am your minch.
[02:09:12]  And then, of course, the hottest take came out from a married woman with a child who was supposed to be gone from the internet, but seems to not be able to break away from the internet.
[02:09:23]  And she came out with a really hot take.
[02:09:25]  I want to share this hot take with you.
[02:09:27]  Shoe on head, June, says this.
[02:09:29]  Women are terrifying.
[02:09:31]  What is going on?
[02:09:33]  5 million views, 75,000 posts for a post that says fucking nothing.
[02:09:40]  Women are terrifying.
[02:09:42]  What is going on?
[02:09:44]  What is going on?
[02:09:55]  Women are terrifying.
[02:10:01]  5 million, 75,000 likes.
[02:10:03]  Can we make it 100,000 chat?
[02:10:05]  What the fuck is the point of this message?
[02:10:08]  No opinion.
[02:10:09]  No take.
[02:10:10]  No observation even.
[02:10:13]  What is going on with this message?
[02:10:14]  How do people like this?
[02:10:16]  What is the point of this?
[02:10:17]  It's the point that woman doesn't like women?
[02:10:20]  Is that the appeal?
[02:10:22]  Explain this to me like I'm a retard because apparently I am.
[02:10:25]  By the way, in case you don't know, this is shoe on head.
[02:10:29]  She used to be Armored Skeptic's dog.
[02:10:44]  In case you forgot.
[02:10:46]  Uh.
[02:10:47]  And then there's Troon news.
[02:10:49]  One last little piece of true news.
[02:10:51]  Aruvia Arahu, Vincent Hoskins, Delessi, Isabel Roja Rahu, ADF, was found guilty of attempted assault in the fourth degree and unlawful use of mace in a macing incident that took place at an Antifa protest.
[02:11:12]  And his response to being found guilty is death to America and death to Israel.
[02:11:18]  He faces up to 90 days in jail, three years on probation.

=== Patrick Tomlinson Stalker Prison (03:54) ===

[02:11:24]  Will he survive?
[02:11:26]  Who knows?
[02:11:27]  I hope that he, as someone said in the thread, and I echo the sentiment.
[02:11:30]  I hope he gets community service or like sentenced to do a job.
[02:11:35]  Because I think this guy having to do a job might actually kill him.
[02:11:39]  His entire life has been pretending to be an Antifa communist super soldier.
[02:11:43]  So he never ever has to get a job.
[02:11:44]  And for some reason, that is a possible career choice in the United States that doesn't result in you dying of starvation, sadly.
[02:11:54]  Next, we are in the lolcal segment out of the Troon segment.
[02:11:59]  Finally, I managed to claw my way out of that fucking hell that I found myself in.
[02:12:06]  Patrick S. Tomlinson child says, I call him Rick, but or sorry, this is a message to Patrick S. Homlinson saying, I call him Rick, but the ladies used to call him all no bulge, Tomlinson.
[02:12:19]  Yeah, they'd laugh at him.
[02:12:21]  Fat with a tiny cock?
[02:12:23]  No wonder why he ended up having to marry a lesbian.
[02:12:26]  Yeah, old noble is a funny guy.
[02:12:29]  To which Patrick S. Tomlinson replies and says, You died here, Stalker.
[02:12:37]  This is the method you chose to kill yourself.
[02:12:41]  They reply and say, Crazy story, but old No Bulge is the son of Tommy Tomlinson.
[02:12:47]  You've heard the legend.
[02:12:48]  They called him the Spit Shine Tommy.
[02:12:51]  I swear to God, he'd make your cock look like fucking mirrors.
[02:12:54]  He was terrific.
[02:12:55]  He was the best.
[02:12:56]  He didn't even ask for money either.
[02:12:58]  Tomlinson replies to this and says, Your penis obsession isn't indicative of a straight man, Stalker.
[02:13:05]  Enjoy prison.
[02:13:06]  The sender continues with, Where did I say I was straight?
[02:13:09]  Your homophobia is showing, Rick.
[02:13:11]  Don't make me tell big Nicholas on you.
[02:13:13]  He'll refuse to peg you tonight.
[02:13:15]  Tomlinson again replies and says, You killed yourself here, Stalker, doing this.
[02:13:21]  This is the gun you put in your mouth.
[02:13:25]  Well, that is a development.
[02:13:26]  After many years of saying, Enjoy prison, stalker, child.
[02:13:29]  He appears to have moved on to one of my favorites, go kill yourself.
[02:13:34]  There's another.
[02:13:36]  The stalker child says, Hey, Pat, why did you need an escort from Dan?
[02:13:41]  I swear you are the weakest fruit ever.
[02:13:43]  He says, This is how you chose to kill yourself, Stalker.
[02:13:47]  The sender says, Dan is renting your hobble to do NPS on location.
[02:13:52]  Okay, love you.
[02:13:53]  Talk to you later.
[02:13:54]  No, Stalker.
[02:13:55]  Dan is going to prison with you.
[02:13:58]  The sender says, Who am I?
[02:14:00]  Why prison?
[02:14:01]  Is it illegal to text you?
[02:14:03]  Someone who died long ago by their own hands, Stalker.
[02:14:07]  Just asked me to stop.
[02:14:09]  Yes, Stalker, you are committing a felony right now.
[02:14:13]  You enjoy my text.
[02:14:15]  You're losing your lawsuit.
[02:14:16]  Brian texts you and posts them.
[02:14:18]  No one has ever enjoyed anything you have ever done, Stalker.
[02:14:22]  That is why you act out this way.
[02:14:24]  Adam will soon too.
[02:14:25]  Leslie is suing you.
[02:14:27]  You done fucked up.
[02:14:28]  Enjoy bankruptcy like Jackie.
[02:14:30]  No, Stalker, she isn't.
[02:14:32]  This is the gun you put in your own mouth and pulled the trigger.
[02:14:38]  Bang, Stalker.
[02:14:40]  I thought I'm in jail.
[02:14:42]  How did I get a gun in?
[02:14:45]  This is why nobody buys your books.
[02:14:47]  I shit in your Airbnb and left a ring.
[02:14:49]  What a dump.
[02:14:50]  You called the cops over a legal renter.
[02:14:53]  That appears to be the end of the exchange.
[02:14:56]  So Patrick Tomlinson is up the ante.
[02:14:59]  He is no longer content with sending the stalkers to prison again and again to suffer, or rather to enjoy prison.
[02:15:06]  He is now going to fucking kill them with justice taken into his own hand.
[02:15:13]  Bang.
[02:15:14]  They will die.
[02:15:15]  Oh, I have a third tab.
[02:15:17]  What's this?

=== Stebbins Filed Chew Pamper Justice (13:03) ===

[02:15:19]  Oh, I forgot about this.
[02:15:22]  So, if I remember, Leslie Varney filed a human rights complaint in Washington.
[02:15:31]  She claims that she has disability.
[02:15:34]  The disability involved, CPSD, PTSD, and neuro diferences.
[02:15:41]  She is Jewish.
[02:15:42]  Okay.
[02:15:45]  Where's the complaint at?
[02:15:47]  There's no complaints attached to this.
[02:15:49]  Is this the doc X?
[02:15:51]  I can't open this.
[02:15:52]  We have completed our search and have identified two files of responsive records.
[02:15:56]  The crest items are attached to this email and presented without redactions.
[02:16:00]  I don't think I can open that DocX on and show it on SRAM.
[02:16:04]  So I guess, I don't remember who Leslie Varney is, or why she's complaining about, um...
[02:16:13]  See, this is what I mean.
[02:16:15]  This is one R Holocaust denial, which I don't know if that's a real subreddit.
[02:16:20]  What?
[02:16:21]  Reddit.com, our Holocaust denial.
[02:16:25]  You've been blocked by network security.
[02:16:27]  I cannot access Holocaust denial, unfortunately.
[02:16:30]  Cannot be viewed private.
[02:16:32]  This must be a different like fork of Reddit or some.
[02:16:36]  They do shit like that that I can't condone.
[02:16:38]  I can't coast on that chat.
[02:16:41]  But Rick is being trolled probably because he keeps telling people to kill themselves instead of just ignoring them.
[02:16:46]  Did I fix the front page?
[02:16:47]  I did fix the front page.
[02:16:48]  Okay.
[02:16:49]  Next, I have an update in a very, very dead locale.
[02:16:53]  When I say dead, I don't mean actually did.
[02:16:54]  I mean, has been inactive for a very long time.
[02:16:57]  Pamper Chew is one of the OG locals that predates the Kiwi Farms.
[02:17:01]  He was found on Encyclopedia Dramatica, I believe.
[02:17:04]  This is thread number 392, started in March 2013.
[02:17:09]  So this is one of the first thousand threads on the site.
[02:17:12]  One of the first threads I ever remember on the site.
[02:17:15]  And it was created within a month of the site opening.
[02:17:19]  So Pinball 2000 has actually rewritten the OP.
[02:17:22]  The new OP is easily found by the featured link.
[02:17:26]  If you don't know who Pamper Chew is, let me fill you in.
[02:17:29]  He is a weirdo.
[02:17:30]  I believe he is like a computer savant, like an autistic type.
[02:17:34]  I don't remember how good he was with computers.
[02:17:36]  I think it's like a thing where he's into really old electronics, like CRT TVs and shit, stuff like that.
[02:17:42]  And I think he's probably, I think he's good with those.
[02:17:44]  He's like knowledgeable with old console games and shit.
[02:17:47]  I could be pulling that out of my ass, but that's how I remember him.
[02:17:50]  He is into diapers and he's a baby fur, as indicated by the Pikachu in a diaper scene in that picture.
[02:17:57]  I will not screw down any further.
[02:18:00]  Pamper Chew is notable.
[02:18:02]  And if you're eating, please just pull off your headset right now.
[02:18:05]  Pamper Chew is most notable.
[02:18:07]  The thing that sticks out in my memory the most is that he would find used diapers and microwave them and put them on.
[02:18:15]  And unsurprisingly, he got skin cancer at some point, probably from wearing microwaved used diapers.
[02:18:21]  And he unfortunately survived cancer and is still alive.
[02:18:25]  And he's putting out videos now, which is the first time he's done this in a long time, as far as I'm aware.
[02:18:32]  So I haven't actually watched this yet.
[02:18:34]  I thought I would watch it with you guys.
[02:18:38]  And we'll see.
[02:18:42]  There's a time stamp for this, I think.
[02:18:46]  I think it's considered that he's a pedophile.
[02:18:48]  I cannot remember like an actual open pedophile.
[02:18:50]  I can't remember where that came from.
[02:18:53]  I think he was active in the Telegram chat when the site was down.
[02:18:58]  And he said some really suspect things in the voice chat.
[02:19:03]  Like this was a weird niche.
[02:19:05]  This is a very narrow window of time.
[02:19:06]  When the site was down, I think Pamper Chew was active in our Telegram.
[02:19:10]  I allowed voice calls and there were always like fucking weirdos just sitting in the Telegram voice chat 24-7, like Discord voice chats.
[02:19:17]  And I want to say that Pamper Chew joined these and would just openly talk about wanting to molest kids.
[02:19:24]  I'm pretty, if my memory, he craves children is a direct quote.
[02:19:29]  He's an open pedophile.
[02:19:31]  Okay, that's how I remember this.
[02:19:33]  So this is.
[02:19:37]  Jeez.
[02:19:41]  I thought you could search transcripts.
[02:19:42]  You know why they searched these?
[02:19:47]  Where's the quote?
[02:19:48]  I wish they had clipped this.
[02:19:51]  Do I really?
[02:19:52]  Oh, that is disgusting.
[02:19:54]  That is actually disgusting.
[02:20:00]  Oh, here.
[02:20:00]  This is the timestamp.
[02:20:01]  Thank you, random commenter.
[02:20:03]  And beans and chips.
[02:20:07]  And microwave.
[02:20:08]  And here's the whole thing.
[02:20:09]  He's also like an alcoholic, if I remember correctly.
[02:20:12]  And chips.
[02:20:14]  And microwave.
[02:20:15]  And here's Sean.
[02:20:16]  He's home from work.
[02:20:17]  He's had a long day.
[02:20:19]  This is weekend.
[02:20:20]  He's playing what game is this?
[02:20:21]  Octop 3.
[02:20:23]  What is it called?
[02:20:23]  Octave 3.
[02:20:25]  Okay.
[02:20:28]  You kill me.
[02:20:29]  Super egg something.
[02:20:31]  What is it?
[02:20:31]  Super something.
[02:20:32]  Anyways, he's so fucked up.
[02:20:35]  And yeah, I do.
[02:20:40]  Of course, they care about the console.
[02:20:43]  Anyways, so Sean's home from work and the timestamp was wrong.
[02:20:51]  I see the part they meant to quote.
[02:20:54]  Diaper Beast, some kid.
[02:20:56]  I think it was a kid.
[02:20:57]  It sounded like a kid.
[02:20:59]  Was outside going, diaper beast, banging on my wall, throwing eggs.
[02:21:03]  Stop that, please.
[02:21:04]  I don't mind the teasing, but please don't break my house.
[02:21:09]  The bomb.
[02:21:10]  Okay, that was excessive.
[02:21:12]  Thankfully, nothing went bad.
[02:21:13]  I had to screw the porch back together.
[02:21:16]  But I have plenty of toys for you.
[02:21:18]  Plenty of toys.
[02:21:20]  Plenty of toys.
[02:21:21]  Lots and lots of clothes and toys.
[02:21:23]  Oh, yeah.
[02:21:23]  This is the coolest part. I found.
[02:21:28]  Can you say it?
[02:21:29]  What happened?
[02:21:30]  Okay, there.
[02:21:32]  They got little.
[02:21:35]  You're not going to fit me, but they got little animals on them.
[02:21:39]  Their rubber booties.
[02:21:41]  Oh, my God.
[02:21:42]  This is so yiffy.
[02:21:44]  I love it.
[02:21:46]  I will put it in my kid or you are a kid, please knock on my door politely and come on in.
[02:21:59]  And I'll clean for you.
[02:22:01]  I'll cook for you.
[02:22:02]  I will do anything to have a child.
[02:22:04]  Just like this one right here.
[02:22:07]  No, leave him alone.
[02:22:08]  He says yes too.
[02:22:10]  All right.
[02:22:12]  And they had beans and chip.
[02:22:16]  Okay, that's the part that was meant to be tagged.
[02:22:19]  I understand.
[02:22:21]  Wow, buddy.
[02:22:22]  So this guy is like a seriously mentally ill, pedophile, and an alcoholic.
[02:22:27]  Just like obviously completely and totally fucked up.
[02:22:32]  Yeah.
[02:22:33]  Yeah.
[02:22:33]  This is a dangerous guy.
[02:22:34]  This is definitely like a rape dungeon that he has set up with like, hey, little kid, you want to like play NES games?
[02:22:43]  What the fuck is with his obsession with Chuck E. Cheese?
[02:22:45]  That's extremely strange and disgusting.
[02:22:47]  I'm going to be real with you.
[02:22:48]  Not enjoying this chat.
[02:22:49]  I'm going to move on now.
[02:22:51]  Next, Stebbins.
[02:22:54]  If you may remember, Stebbins, aka Acer Thorne, has been suing us in West Virginia, where Locale LC is Incorporated for several years now.
[02:23:07]  The judge is taking his time and deciding what to do with the case.
[02:23:11]  So it's just been sitting there, which I am pleased with.
[02:23:17]  Don't give a fuck.
[02:23:18]  It can sit there all forever.
[02:23:20]  Acerthorne has tried to kick that bucket, kick that can, get it moving again, and has not received a reply.
[02:23:29]  But Acerthorne is a busy guy.
[02:23:31]  He is on social welfare, which means he has no loss condition and lives in free housing, eating free food, a lot of it apparently, and spends his free time not bettering himself or helping his community or giving back in any way, shape, or form.
[02:23:45]  He spends it by costing the taxpayers money by filing frivolous lawsuits across the entire country at the expense of both the taxpayer and also the people he sues who have to lawyer up to defend themselves and their companies.
[02:23:57]  A long time ago, he sued somebody named, I want to say Moody is his name.
[02:24:05]  Let's see, what's his name?
[02:24:06]  Jared Jones.
[02:24:07]  Sorry.
[02:24:08]  Jared is an idiot, is the nicest way to put it.
[02:24:11]  He got sued and he agreed to an order with Stebbins to end the case because he couldn't afford to lawyer up.
[02:24:19]  And he effectively agreed to be Stebbins' slave, where he would have to spend any amount of time that Stebbins requested of him to help remove things from the internet that Stebbins disagreed with, which is how I came into contact with him, because Stebbins had directed him to contact the Kiwi farms and ask him to remove, ask me to remove things as a part of the stipulation.
[02:24:41]  This is blatantly an unconstitutional thing to impose on somebody, but he agreed to it, which puts him in a difficult position.
[02:24:50]  I don't remember what happened since then, but apparently Stebbins was facing sanctions for his behavior on the docket.
[02:24:57]  I think in regards to certain payments that he was refusing to make by being obstinate.
[02:25:03]  So with the sort of Damocles threatening him, because I suppose even like a minor sanction would be enough to completely ruin his life or what he considers his life at this point, he moved to dismiss the case, which would potentially free him from any sanctions, right?
[02:25:19]  Well, here's the issue.
[02:25:21]  He filed what's called a joint motion, which is sometimes this happens where, for instance, a party requests an extension.
[02:25:31]  They want to request an extension.
[02:25:32]  Sometimes they'll ask the opposing counsel and say, hey, we need an extra week to answer this.
[02:25:38]  Would you mind for professional obligations?
[02:25:41]  Would you mind it if we have an extra week?
[02:25:43]  In which case, the opposing counsel can say, for sure, you can have an extra week, just as professional courtesy.
[02:25:49]  Then the moving party can file a joint motion saying that neither no party to the case objects to this being delayed a week out.
[02:26:00]  And usually the judge will grant it.
[02:26:02]  Whereas if you do oppose it being kicked back a week for whatever reason, it can be contested in motions.
[02:26:08]  Stebbins filed a joint motion with a stipulation that said that both parties agreed to drop the case.
[02:26:16]  And it goes through and it cites the usual stuff about how we're going to drop the case.
[02:26:20]  And this was a joint motion.
[02:26:21]  So it was signed by both parties.
[02:26:23]  The problem is, and someone took a second to look back, because this would be very weird for him to decide to drop the case when he's fighting the case and is about to get sanctions.
[02:26:32]  So someone looked at the last signature for this document and found out that it was identical to the previous filing.
[02:26:37]  And someone said, that's kind of weird because his other signatures weren't identical.
[02:26:42]  Is it possible that this is a fake signature?
[02:26:45]  And Jared Jones said, it is a fake signature.
[02:26:48]  So then he filed a motion with the court saying that my signature was forged.
[02:26:53]  So if you don't know, lying to the court is a crime.
[02:26:58]  It's a very, very serious crime.
[02:27:00]  It's like a felony.
[02:27:01]  You can't do that.
[02:27:03]  Like, I'm pretty sure knowingly trying to defraud the court is its own crime with its own serious penalties, especially if I remember correctly, this is a federal suit.
[02:27:13]  United States District Court for the Central District of California.
[02:27:16]  Yep, that would be a federal court chat.
[02:27:18]  So Mr. Stebbins decided to lie to a federal court with a fake signature to try and say that he had received permission from Jared Jones to drop the case and all the pending sanctions motions.
[02:27:35]  He later amended this complaint and said, oh yeah, this was my proposed motion.
[02:27:40]  It wasn't actually meant to be cited as a stipulation.
[02:27:45]  The problem is, is that he put the signature on it.
[02:27:48]  So it's kind of hard to go back in time and be like, yeah, this was just a proposal because you went out of your way to put a signature on it that you copied from another document and then filed under penalty of perjury to the court.
[02:28:00]  So this is very clearly an instance of fraud, in my opinion, that follows a well-documented behavior pattern of Stebbins to try and lie and defraud the court.
[02:28:11]  So the Sebans v. Lolcal LLC case may end with Sevens just going to fucking jail for defrauding the court, which would be really awesome and cool and super based.

=== Jackie Singh Security Clearance Jam (14:16) ===

[02:28:22]  I hope that's what happens.
[02:28:26]  Nice.
[02:28:27]  Okay.
[02:28:28]  So this is internet famous.
[02:28:34]  Basically, all is quiet on the Stop Killing Games front.
[02:28:38]  Jason Thor Hall has been MIA for a while.
[02:28:43]  He's taking a mental health break, as I last discussed on my last stream.
[02:28:47]  And what's interesting about the timing of his Mementools break is that he is abandoning his own game jam and also his participation in a separate game jam.
[02:28:58]  And the other person has commented that it's a game jam for a ROM hack specifically.
[02:29:03]  So it's when you hack a game to have different functionality.
[02:29:05]  Like if you take Pokemon, you change the stats of Pokemon or whatever.
[02:29:09]  That's a ROM hack.
[02:29:10]  So he was supposed to play on stream these ROM hacks to like reward his community for participating in this game jam.
[02:29:17]  And he's not going to be doing that unless he feels like it is basically what this message says.
[02:29:23]  So he's trying to duck all the heat.
[02:29:24]  He's blinking.
[02:29:25]  Yet again, he's blinking away.
[02:29:27]  He says he's out of mana, but I just see him blinking further and further into the distance, chat.
[02:29:33]  So he's gone for right now.
[02:29:38]  I don't know why I even brought this up.
[02:29:41]  All I wanted to say is that this woman is like running defense for him.
[02:29:44]  And it's like the most bizarre thing.
[02:29:46]  She has like a pro Jason channel.
[02:29:49]  And I don't even know if this is a tranny or not.
[02:29:52]  This is a danger to society, a small gamer girl drama farmer channel who's increasingly dipping her toes into the mess.
[02:29:58]  Her streams are five hours long.
[02:30:01]  I don't think it's worth the storage space.
[02:30:02]  And she appears in her past streams to be taking a vaguely more neutral stance, at least for the stop killing games arc.
[02:30:08]  At one point calling her an insufferable nerd.
[02:30:11]  So I just want to let you know there's a person that looks like this who's going to become a drama YouTuber and is going to call other people insufferable and do five-hour streams about how Jason isn't actually that bad.
[02:30:22]  I believe that was my intention with this.
[02:30:25]  And then, meanwhile, on the other side of the aisle, always been on, I think it's, Hello?
[02:30:34]  Oh, God.
[02:30:36]  Hello, hello, hello.
[02:30:37]  Hello, my friend.
[02:30:39]  What's up, what's up, what's up?
[02:30:41]  We are so back.
[02:30:42]  Hello, Cake.
[02:30:43]  How goes it?
[02:30:44]  In both the YouTubes and the Philippines.
[02:30:46]  Denmark.
[02:30:48]  The Twitch chat.
[02:30:49]  What a gift.
[02:30:50]  What a gift.
[02:30:50]  Hello, hello, hello.
[02:30:53]  Daniel, what's wrong with Danish people, man?
[02:30:55]  We've had two Danes on this stream.
[02:30:58]  One of them, I can't tell.
[02:30:59]  Probably a woman, but insane.
[02:31:01]  The other one, a tranny.
[02:31:03]  And then the other Dane that I know that I'm a big fan of, and I'm going to keep bullying.
[02:31:08]  Hold up.
[02:31:09]  Okay.
[02:31:09]  What was it?
[02:31:10]  It's Bacoan.
[02:31:11]  Bookohan won Panzer.
[02:31:14]  Oh, there it is.
[02:31:15]  Oh, yeah.
[02:31:16]  Wait, why is this the reaction channel?
[02:31:19]  I don't want the reaction channel.
[02:31:21]  They're not Dressel.
[02:31:23]  Dressel, by the way, got kicked off.
[02:31:24]  I think it was Dressel that got kicked off his streams for being a fascist.
[02:31:31]  I thought he has great legs.
[02:31:32]  He must be working out.
[02:31:33]  There's some dude.
[02:31:35]  I don't want your fucking response to this.
[02:31:37]  I just want the video.
[02:31:39]  This guy, he did this as like a charity fundraiser thing, but he's also Danish.
[02:31:44]  I've shown this clip on stream many times because it endlessly fascinates me.
[02:31:49]  Why the fuck is it only?
[02:31:50]  Maybe he deleted the original.
[02:31:52]  He deleted in shame.
[02:31:53]  He copyright struck all of them.
[02:31:56]  Poor Danish guy.
[02:31:57]  He just wants to shill his slop ass fucking videos and turn on his own friends for saying things they're not allowed to and be really smug and condescending.
[02:32:06]  That's what happens.
[02:32:08]  He's Danish.
[02:32:09]  He's not German.
[02:32:11]  Oh, yeah, kitty styles.
[02:32:12]  Also, I can't name a single person from Denmark who's sane.
[02:32:15]  Can I?
[02:32:17]  No, not a single one.
[02:32:19]  I don't know anybody from Denmark who's not completely fucking loopy.
[02:32:22]  They say it could be age-restricted.
[02:32:25]  Oh, that guy's German.
[02:32:26]  Yeah, probably.
[02:32:26]  I don't know.
[02:32:27]  I don't know who Tommy Kay is.
[02:32:30]  Oh my God.
[02:32:31]  What the fuck?
[02:32:32]  He just watches titty streamers.
[02:32:36]  Apparently, he plays map games and watches titty streamers, bro.
[02:32:41]  Anyways, and he's a Jam Ha.
[02:32:44]  How the fuck is Panza Foe in a dress age-gated?
[02:32:48]  But that's not yet.
[02:32:50]  Okay, so what's his face?
[02:32:52]  Ian Jam Ha did a stream about immigrants and how immigrants are good, actually.
[02:32:59]  It is 19 minutes of immigrants good.
[02:33:02]  I have no insightful commentary to add to this.
[02:33:05]  He basically watches those rage bait channels where they just go into like Rome and they walk around in Rome and are like, oh, gee, Willikers, isn't this place a giant shithole?
[02:33:15]  What a shame.
[02:33:16]  And then he's like, what makes it a giant shithole?
[02:33:19]  Is it because of all the brown people?
[02:33:22]  And it's like, yeah, because they shouldn't be there.
[02:33:25]  And he's like, why not?
[02:33:29]  He has no insightful commentary or insights to add whatsoever.
[02:33:32]  So it's like, what's the point?
[02:33:35]  I don't know if it's a money thing or if he's trying to fit in with like bread tubers or whatever.
[02:33:41]  He even did this thing where he talked about how he did that drama video on H3 and he said something to the effect of, he did like a Joker speech.
[02:33:51]  He was like, I think you and I are meant to be in this cycle forever.
[02:33:56]  And he's like trying to do like the thing where it's just like, you and I were meant to be enemies.
[02:34:00]  And then he says, like, you H3, we're meant to roll, we're pigs.
[02:34:04]  We're meant to roll around in the slop forever.
[02:34:06]  We're not supposed to rise above drama.
[02:34:09]  We are the drama.
[02:34:10]  We're always going to be drama.
[02:34:11]  And then he goes back to bread tubing and is like, actually, I want to defend against racism.
[02:34:17]  So this is a 7 million channel that's dipped under 7 million subscribers.
[02:34:21]  Has 275,000 views after four days.
[02:34:25]  And then the comments are very negative.
[02:34:29]  Funny listening to someone who isn't from Europe telling everyone what Europe is like.
[02:34:34]  This is more disgusting than when you ate vomit for money.
[02:34:39]  I'm glad that he suffers endlessly.
[02:34:41]  I don't know why.
[02:34:41]  I just hate him.
[02:34:43]  I mean, I have many reasons why, but I do hate him.
[02:34:45]  I'm glad he suffers.
[02:34:47]  That's it.
[02:34:47]  That's all I have to say about this.
[02:34:49]  Fuck him.
[02:34:49]  Next.
[02:34:51]  So this is on the Jim Stewartson thread.
[02:34:54]  Jim Stewartson won or lost a lawsuit by Kash Patel.
[02:35:01]  Kash Patel and his foundation, the Cash Foundation, sued Jim Stewartson.
[02:35:07]  And his decision was a bench trial, apparently, in a civil case in the federal court of Nevada that found Stewartson guilty and have asked him to pay $250,000 in damages, $100,000 in compensatory damages, $100,000 in punitive damages to Patel himself.
[02:35:29]  I didn't know his full name was Cash Yap Patel, but then also $25,000 in compensatory damages to the Cash Foundation and an additional $25,000 in punitive damages to the Cash Foundation.
[02:35:43]  Kash Patel.
[02:35:44]  No, K-A-S-H, Kash Patel, the leader of the FBI.
[02:35:50]  So he lost.
[02:35:53]  You know, Jim Stewartson is like left-wing Alex Jones.
[02:35:58]  And he had a little bit of a, he has occasional crossovers with other beloved members of the fatverse.
[02:36:06]  There's one particular thing I want to find.
[02:36:09]  I don't know if I'm going to be able to.
[02:36:11]  I thought about it last second and then I didn't have the time to find it.
[02:36:14]  I'm going to try to find it real quick.
[02:36:16]  Basically, Jackie Singh, who I don't have a thing for unless I find this, she went mini viral on Twitter because she said something so profoundly stupid that a bunch of like rage bait Twitter accounts started making fun of her.
[02:36:35]  And then I replied to this with a link to her thread and she quote retweeted this and got really angry.
[02:36:46]  Aha, here it is.
[02:36:47]  Okay.
[02:36:48]  So Jackie Singh said something retarded.
[02:36:50]  And I'm going to see if I can find that just to set the stage real quick before.
[02:36:53]  So that's some shit they got on her.
[02:36:55]  I don't really care.
[02:36:57]  Okay.
[02:36:57]  No, the original tweet is actually inside of this.
[02:36:59]  I can just read that.
[02:37:00]  So the original tweet was, America fully sucks now.
[02:37:04]  Now, obviously, she's blatantly a poo-in-the-loo stinky Pajeek.
[02:37:08]  So the right-wingers on Twitter are going to relentlessly mock her for being fat and stinky and brown.
[02:37:13]  James Klug says she won't leave, by the way, which is true.
[02:37:17]  Jackie Singh is going to stay in the United States forever because this is the only country where she can be so fat and insufferable and not be beaten in the streets for it.
[02:37:25]  So I replied to this because I just saw it.
[02:37:27]  I just saw it on my timeline.
[02:37:28]  I'm like, hey, that's Jackie Singh.
[02:37:30]  She lost custody of her children, was discharged from the military for having sex with everyone on base and falsely accused innocent people of being terrorists.
[02:37:37]  Every single one of those things is not only true, but provably demonstrably true.
[02:37:42]  Jackie Singh saw this and got offended.
[02:37:44]  She said, the owner of Kiwi Farms, a notorious uppercase I internet crime haven, is defaming me again.
[02:37:52]  Is he mad because I reported swatting crimes linked to him to the federal law enforcement?
[02:37:57]  Or is it because I called his father to inquire about whether he listed Josh Moon on the SF-86 for his TSSCI?
[02:38:06]  Question mark.
[02:38:07]  Jim Stewartson, anti-fascist Canadian flag, Ukraine flag, pirate flag, American flag, verified blue check mark at Jim Stewarts and says, La Mafau crown emoji.
[02:38:19]  Jackie Singh says, his father pretends he doesn't have a son.
[02:38:23]  It's wild, but maybe that's all the stuff I shared I found about him to his mom.
[02:38:28]  When he lies about my custody parenting or me sleeping around as though he knows me or my life, the true person he is likely referring to is his own mother.
[02:38:36]  Patrick says, projection of their own insecurities and deficiencies seems to be a common affliction among the cyber stalking class.
[02:38:45]  Absolutely.
[02:38:47]  Yes.
[02:38:48]  He lied about my military service in order to assuage himself from guilt that he is nowhere near the type of man his father would have wanted him to be.
[02:38:57]  Now, I love this because she says that she has contacted my father to inquire about his top secret security clearance.
[02:39:06]  And if I was disclosed as a potential hostile foreign actor or like security vulnerability on his application, which implies that she thinks that my father has top secret security clearance.
[02:39:20]  I hate to tell you this, Jack.
[02:39:21]  And what I really, really love is that she says his father pretends he doesn't have a son.
[02:39:26]  It's wild.
[02:39:27]  She is calling up somebody who apparently has top secret security clearance saying, I know your son is.
[02:39:33]  Do you know what he posts on the internet?
[02:39:36]  And he's like, I don't have a son.
[02:39:37]  And I imagine it says like this.
[02:39:40]  I do not, wait, no, not Indian.
[02:39:42]  How do I do Chinese?
[02:39:43]  Ho ho, I have no son.
[02:39:45]  What are you talking about?
[02:39:46]  Because Moon is a Korean last name.
[02:39:48]  So I'm assuming that there is somebody out there who is Korean who's like, I have no son.
[02:39:52]  I have no son.
[02:39:53]  Why do you keep calling me crazy, crazy Pudget lady?
[02:39:55]  I have nothing to give you.
[02:39:57]  And she's like, ah, you can't even admit that you do have a son, Mr. Moon.
[02:40:02]  But you do.
[02:40:03]  And she's just like, because she's a retard.
[02:40:05]  She like fake doxes everybody and gets it wrong and never ever admits she's wrong.
[02:40:09]  So she must have been doing this to like some random fucking Korean guy, some Korean guy in the CIA, or hounding him about his security clearance.
[02:40:17]  My father, from what I understand, is a mechanic from Delaware.
[02:40:23]  Last I heard, he's a mechanic, like not like a cool mechanic on an army base repairing Bradleys or whatever.
[02:40:31]  I don't know what tanks they use these days, but like when you drive through like a like a small town in Alabama and there's like like John's repair shop and it's just like this small place with like a like a lot with like a bunch of cars on it and just says like Sneed's like automotive repair like that kind of mechanic.
[02:40:53]  So I don't know how somebody like that would have a reason to get top secret security clearance, but I think the much more likely explanation is that this dumb retard Pajeet cunt found some dude who has the last name Moon and just assumed that this is like the only person possible to have that name and it's just been harassing him.
[02:41:13]  So if you want to know what the enemies of the Kiwi Farms get up to, Jackie Singh unironically spends hours of her life trying to dox and failing to dox people who have no input on my life whatsoever and then harassing innocent people and trying to get their security clearance revoked because she's too fucking stupid to know that I'm not Korean.
[02:41:31]  That is I'm immaculately conceived, probably.
[02:41:36]  That's what they get up to in case you're curious.
[02:41:38]  I found this an interesting exchange.
[02:41:40]  And then you wonder why Kash Patel is able to sue this idiot and get a quarter million dollars.
[02:41:45]  Could it be that he's a fucking retard and that his source is Jackie Singh when he says something in public?
[02:41:50]  Possibly.
[02:41:53]  Next.
[02:41:54]  This is going to be a 47 hour long stream in case you're wondering.
[02:41:58]  So on Discord, it was announced by someone called Space Ashes that the ex-girlfriend of Brad Taste in Music, aka Brad Lehman, aka Brad Taste, aka Bradley.
[02:42:15]  Let me restart.
[02:42:16]  His ex asked that these audio recordings be published.
[02:42:21]  And so I have done my duty and I have published these things to the internet.
[02:42:26]  Now, it's a very annoying kind of argument, very passive-aggressive.
[02:42:31]  I'll just skip to like the middle and like play a little bit of it so you get an idea of how fucking annoying this conversation is.
[02:42:37]  I'm sure that it's happening.

=== Anthony Fantano Evil Oh Perspective (10:37) ===

[02:42:38]  You're so used to throwing white lies at me, you don't even recognize that.
[02:42:41]  No, that's not true.
[02:42:42]  I just don't.
[02:42:43]  There's just, there's so many white lies, Tina.
[02:42:46]  It's like, if they're all white lies, then none of them are, right?
[02:42:52]  I don't.
[02:42:53]  What am I lying to you about?
[02:42:54]  I want to like, I don't know what you're telling me.
[02:42:57]  I'm lying to you about what's happening in my own brain.
[02:42:59]  That's not fair.
[02:43:00]  It's my own brain.
[02:43:01]  You're not entitled to know that.
[02:43:02]  I'm an individual.
[02:43:04]  If I don't have a safe place within my own head.
[02:43:06]  You can't.
[02:43:06]  I'm your partner of five years, and if you...
[02:43:09]  So that's the argument for eight minutes.
[02:43:11]  She's recording.
[02:43:13]  So she kind of looks bad.
[02:43:15]  Apparently, in case you're wondering, apparently she did take the recordings to the police and they didn't do anything.
[02:43:21]  So that's why she published them to the internet.
[02:43:23]  The second recording is the follow-up to that conversation where it got really heated towards the end.
[02:43:28]  You are one of my abusers, so I can damn fucking right do that to you.
[02:43:32]  I can take you the fucked out of here for what the fuck you've done to me.
[02:43:36]  You've destroyed me.
[02:43:38]  What?
[02:43:39]  Stop lying to me for once.
[02:43:41]  Look at me in the eyes and stop lying to me.
[02:43:44]  Stop being such a whip.
[02:43:47]  Look at me and accept what you have done to me.
[02:43:51]  Let him see what I fucked up.
[02:43:54]  You killed me.
[02:43:56]  You promised me everything.
[02:43:59]  You lied to me.
[02:44:01]  Oh, apparently they did get him for DV.
[02:44:03]  Someone says in chat.
[02:44:04]  Look at me the fucking eye.
[02:44:07]  Dude, he sounds like Too-Face on the Batman movie where he's like, Look at me, where he's like, yelling at like a Batman.
[02:44:14]  Like, look at what you've done to me.
[02:44:16]  And he just turns his head and you can see his up face.
[02:44:19]  Sophie, what the you just said?
[02:44:23]  Get out of my house.
[02:44:25]  Get out of my house.
[02:44:28]  Don't do it.
[02:44:29]  Don't do it.
[02:44:30]  Don't.
[02:44:31]  Don't.
[02:44:32]  You're, I'm.
[02:44:33]  You're fine.
[02:44:34]  Don't.
[02:44:35]  You are evil.
[02:44:36]  Like, they're evil.
[02:44:37]  Oh, I don't know.
[02:45:08]  Cry sympathetically, I guess?
[02:45:11]  Yeah, see, Sneed, Sneed, anime sex cope, and Sneed knows.
[02:45:15]  If you beat a woman around, they don't cry pretty, they cry like ugly.
[02:45:20]  It's called ugly crying.
[02:45:22]  Wait, the audio does not work anymore?
[02:45:25]  Oh, it just cuts out there?
[02:45:27]  Okay.
[02:45:28]  So that was what got published.
[02:45:30]  Obviously, that did not appease too many people.
[02:45:35]  Many people were upset.
[02:45:37]  He lost after the accusations first came out.
[02:45:41]  He lost his sponsorships.
[02:45:45]  He's been spiraling harder than ever.
[02:45:49]  And I don't think anything.
[02:45:52]  Oh, one of the moderators for his chat or for his YouTube channel actually posted a video on the main channel with just a link in the description to the accusations against him.
[02:46:06]  He a bunch of DMs got leaked where he was suicide baiting.
[02:46:10]  It's just so weird.
[02:46:11]  It's like, I remember a couple years ago, he got made that video where he did like a 26-minute long rant about how weed ruined his life.
[02:46:20]  And now, fast forward a couple years, and there's like DV audio of him published on the internet.
[02:46:27]  He's having a really rough go of it.
[02:46:29]  How hard is it to sit down and fucking review music albums?
[02:46:33]  Apparently, very difficult.
[02:46:35]  I think I have another musical related locale as well.
[02:46:39]  Oh, yeah, this guy, Sneed, specifically wanted me to cover Brad Taste, but then also a guy called Anthony Fantano.
[02:46:49]  And I do not know anything about Anthony Fantano, so I'm just going to go through his clips, okay?
[02:46:53]  And we'll see how interesting this is.
[02:46:54]  We'll do a little exploration.
[02:46:56]  Eat says, Anthony Fantano is currently going viral for recently resurfaced clips.
[02:47:01]  Hal says, in less than 24 hours, Anthony Fantano has been exposed laughing at Trayvon Martin's death with his alt-right buddies, called saying the N-word with the hard R on video and deleting posts from last night where he hinted Drake was a pedophile.
[02:47:15]  This is what happens when white men pretend to be part of the culture just to grift off it.
[02:47:19]  And y'all let him sit at the table for this long.
[02:47:23]  Shake my head.
[02:47:25]  Academics, spelled wrong, so I'm assuming this is a black people channel.
[02:47:29]  Says alleged audio has leaked of white closeted hip-hop reviewer Anthony Fantano saying the N-word.
[02:47:36]  And then there's like shocked face and then face palm.
[02:47:39]  Academics again says Anthony Fontano laughed at this image mocking Trayvon for 30 minutes.
[02:47:46]  I think Trayvon is like that's like a real that's 2013.
[02:47:50]  I imagine that's like a joke at like planking like instead of planking or Trayvoning because you have Skittles and like a drink in your hand.
[02:47:59]  Apparently that's super offensive 12 years later.
[02:48:03]  His complex music, Anthony Fontano, said neighbor and faygot in an eight-minute compilation.
[02:48:10]  Why didn't you then instead choose to mention academics?
[02:48:13]  So it's okay for him to say, why did he censor the first time, not the second time?
[02:48:17]  It's okay for him to say neighbor and defame a black man as a child predator.
[02:48:21]  You know, that's what they did to Emmett Till, right?
[02:48:23]  Complex.
[02:48:25]  Drake is enjoying the new Anthony Fontano fallout.
[02:48:28]  Apparently, Drake actually posted a picture of him with laughing emojis on Instagram with the message.
[02:48:33]  He chopped.
[02:48:34]  No, that's a comment.
[02:48:34]  It says chopped ass for real.
[02:48:37]  Is that supposed to be chaped ass?
[02:48:38]  Chopped.
[02:48:39]  I had no fucking idea.
[02:48:41]  And then he posted a video groveling to black people.
[02:48:44]  You laughed at Trayvon Martin.
[02:48:46]  You a sick man.
[02:48:48]  She.
[02:48:50]  You racist bitch.
[02:48:52]  Just apologize.
[02:48:53]  How you deflect in mentioning me rather than taking accountability.
[02:48:57]  You racist, typical colonizer.
[02:49:01]  And then Rose Mullet says, you got this clip for me.
[02:49:03]  Here's the full evidence I have on Fontano.
[02:49:05]  Please report on this and credit me this time.
[02:49:08]  Then tell your audience to subscribe at Rose Mullet for more exposés.
[02:49:13]  And then Rose Mullet says, consent is stupid.
[02:49:16]  Rape is natural and necessary for a happy and healthy society.
[02:49:20]  Why is the modern world so miserable?
[02:49:22]  Wait, is this like a different thing?
[02:49:25]  Another funny thing was this training that was trying to cancel him, but the Truon had rapey tweets resurface.
[02:49:30]  Okay, so this is a Troon that was calling him a racist colonizer.
[02:49:33]  Oh, it's the one that tried to shill his YouTube channel demanding credit, and then you just searched the word rape under his name.
[02:49:40]  And surprise, he's a rapist.
[02:49:42]  Why is the modern world so miserable?
[02:49:44]  Because rapists are treated as criminals instead of cherished for their masculinity.
[02:49:47]  Fuck feminism.
[02:49:48]  I wish men weren't so afraid of raping me, crying.
[02:49:51]  Hashtag make rape illegal or make rape legal.
[02:49:54]  I don't understand why it's illegal for a dog to lick my pussy when gay men eat each other's asses all the time and are perfectly legal.
[02:50:00]  This is why they say white women fuck dogs, by the way, is because gay men are posting those.
[02:50:05]  Rose Mullet says, if someone tries to rape you, that doesn't give you the right to fucking murder them.
[02:50:09]  People defending that disgust me.
[02:50:10]  Your life is not in danger.
[02:50:11]  99.99999% of women don't die from rape.
[02:50:16]  If you kill the men in the situation, you should be charged with murder.
[02:50:18]  Hashtag pro life, hashtag repeal the second.
[02:50:21]  Dude, if you took, I'm going to do a little art project here.
[02:50:24]  Hold on.
[02:50:26]  I'm going to do a little bit of an art project.
[02:50:28]  And I'm going to tell, I want you guys to tell me if I am barking up the wrong tree.
[02:50:34]  Okay.
[02:50:35]  Give me a second.
[02:50:37]  You know, these are, let's, uh, I have to fill the air while I do my art project.
[02:50:41]  You know how this is.
[02:50:42]  I am a savant.
[02:50:44]  This means I get to do art.
[02:50:47]  Okay.
[02:50:47]  I'm making good progress here.
[02:50:52]  Dude, if you search, I would spill it if I if I uh I said that.
[02:50:58]  Okay.
[02:50:59]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:51:00]  Taste that.
[02:51:02]  But damn it.
[02:51:04]  Wait, wait, wait.
[02:51:04]  Maybe I can do this instead.
[02:51:06]  Sorry.
[02:51:08]  I'm doing my best here, chat.
[02:51:09]  I'm doing my best.
[02:51:10]  Art, art takes time.
[02:51:13]  Art takes patience, chat.
[02:51:17]  Okay, okay.
[02:51:18]  Uh-huh.
[02:51:20]  Trust me, it's the funniest joke.
[02:51:22]  It's the greatest joke I've ever made.
[02:51:24]  It's going to be such a great joke.
[02:51:25]  You're going to be like, wow, that Josh guy, he's really funny and he makes great jokes.
[02:51:31]  Okay, I'm trying to use.
[02:51:33]  I am desperately trying to use Microsoft Paint for this.
[02:51:37]  And it isn't like when I move it, it used to be that you could do this where the background would be different.
[02:51:46]  Okay, at this point, I'm taking too long and my joke is not going to be funny anymore.
[02:51:50]  How the fuck do you do it?
[02:51:52]  There used to be a, I swear to God, they made Microsoft paint even worse because there used to be a way where you could make white transparent when you were like scaling things.
[02:52:01]  And now that does not exist, apparently.
[02:52:04]  Okay, fuck it.
[02:52:05]  I can't do it in paint.
[02:52:06]  I'm sorry.
[02:52:07]  The whole joke was just going to be this: if you took this tweet and you attribute it to pirates, or not pirate software, to Nick Fuentes instead, and you just said, instead of raping me, you just said raping, it would be sound exactly like something he would post.
[02:52:24]  It would just be completely and totally indistinguishable for something that Nick Fuentes would actually say.
[02:52:28]  Oh, well, let's see what the apology video is.
[02:52:32]  Who infamously called Ian a nigger faggot, and now he just kind of quotes that to death.
[02:52:38]  That dude clearly had a few screws loose, but Ian, I thought he called somebody the N-word.
[02:52:44]  Probably didn't say that.
[02:52:45]  Putting him on blast.
[02:52:46]  He just said the word.
[02:52:48]  That's all it took.
[02:52:49]  That's it.
[02:52:50]  And now black people are up and fucking on.
[02:52:52]  Dude, black people are the most insecure fucking people in the fucking.
[02:52:55]  I'm so sick of them.
[02:52:57]  All right, next.
[02:53:00]  I was just, oh, man, I'm about to die.
[02:53:03]  I'm about to collapse out of exhaustion.
[02:53:05]  The real quick thing on the Mudahar stuff, Mudahar had this huge expose on him, and now it's like a feeding frenzy for Mudahar, which don't get me wrong, he's a Jeet.

=== Software Engineer Master Degree Code (08:13) ===

[02:53:15]  I don't really give a shit.
[02:53:17]  But he's been calling himself an engineer for a couple years to give to lend credibility to his takes on technology.
[02:53:27]  And my understanding is that he ran his own business for 12 years, according to him, in which he did computer hardware software maintenance type stuff.
[02:53:37]  And so he's called himself a penetration testing engineer, security engineer, various kinds of forms of engineer.
[02:53:44]  And the accusation is, is that he is not an engineer because he is a college dropout.
[02:53:51]  I find this story very relatable.
[02:53:53]  I want to give you my perspective on this.
[02:53:56]  I don't know what to call myself.
[02:53:58]  I have no idea how to refer to my line of work.
[02:54:02]  I am a very unusual, full, full system systems and engineer is like the go-to thing for what I do.
[02:54:13]  It's I'm a full stack developer.
[02:54:15]  I maintain hardware.
[02:54:18]  I architect networks.
[02:54:20]  I am a software programmer.
[02:54:22]  I do all, I do everything.
[02:54:24]  And then on top of it, I'm also an entertainer.
[02:54:28]  So what I call myself, if I'm being extremely pretentious, is an anti-fragile systems architect.
[02:54:37]  That is my official job description when I have to describe myself in as formal a way as possible.
[02:54:43]  Oftentimes, I just call myself a programmer.
[02:54:45]  But a programmer is a very broad catch-all term.
[02:54:48]  Anybody is a programmer.
[02:54:49]  A Jeet is a programmer.
[02:54:50]  It's not a very like any guy that goes to a coding camp is a programmer.
[02:54:54]  If you program, you're a programmer.
[02:54:56]  There is technically a degree requirement for being an engineer.
[02:55:02]  And personally, reflecting on what I've called myself over the years, I at some point have called myself an engineer.
[02:55:10]  And then at some point, someone told me that you can't call yourself a software.
[02:55:14]  Actually, no, that wasn't even someone told me.
[02:55:16]  I just got curious.
[02:55:16]  Like, engineer sounds like a degree term.
[02:55:20]  So I went online and I searched it.
[02:55:21]  And the distinction that I found was that a software developer is someone who develops software.
[02:55:26]  A software engineer is somebody who does software that requires basically a mathematical degree to understand, i.e. simulations development or physics simulation type stuff, where you have to actually understand the fundamental mathematics behind it.
[02:55:42]  And that usually requires an education to become an engineer.
[02:55:47]  So my issue with the drama around him is that it doesn't really matter.
[02:55:55]  I don't think that engineer is a super protected cast.
[02:55:58]  And what I find offensive is that degrees are worthless.
[02:56:03]  And even medical degrees are just like farmed off by Jeets so they can come over to the US.
[02:56:08]  And that's why half the doctors in the U.S. are fucking Jeets now and all the doctors in Canada are Jeets because their degrees are worthless.
[02:56:15]  So like if this, if this smelly brown Jeet got a fucking math degree, he's an engineer.
[02:56:21]  And that's some like, I honestly would not think more or less of Mudahar calling himself an engineer or doing his videos on the internet if he had a math degree from India or not.
[02:56:32]  I just don't give, like, your college degree is worthless to me.
[02:56:35]  I don't give a fuck.
[02:56:36]  I don't care if you graduated from Cambridge as top of your class in copyright law.
[02:56:41]  I don't give a fuck.
[02:56:42]  And that's actually the one thing that a degree actually matters in is besides medicine is law.
[02:56:49]  It's a monopoly.
[02:56:50]  You have to have a law education to become a lawyer in the US, almost anywhere.
[02:56:55]  And outside of that, apprenticeship is basically unheard of in the U.S. for lawyers.
[02:57:00]  So it's like, that's it.
[02:57:01]  That's the only two things that actually require a degree.
[02:57:03]  Everything else, especially in programming, that is very much a career of meritocracy where it's like you can have a master's degree.
[02:57:15]  I knew a guy.
[02:57:16]  This is a true story.
[02:57:17]  I knew a guy who worked when I worked.
[02:57:20]  I worked only one job, right?
[02:57:22]  I did software for a while and I made very little money as an entry-level, undiploma software developer.
[02:57:29]  One of my co-workers had a master's degree in software engineering.
[02:57:35]  He was a fully lettered scholar, whatever the fuck, educated, 10 years my senior software engineer who was the lead project developer.
[02:57:47]  He was horrifically incompetent.
[02:57:50]  He didn't know what the fuck he was doing.
[02:57:52]  He outsourced 100%.
[02:57:53]  I swear to this is true.
[02:57:55]  And this was before I knew to be racist.
[02:57:57]  He outsourced all of his programming responsibilities to Indians.
[02:58:01]  His entire development team was 100% Indians that he hired for as little as possible.
[02:58:06]  And me and the other co-worker that was directly hired by the company and wasn't just a part of his software team, we constantly had to fix their errors.
[02:58:17]  They would commit code that didn't fucking work.
[02:58:18]  They would break the live site.
[02:58:20]  They would commit horrific code that wasn't commented that broke away from the agreed upon programming.
[02:58:30]  What's the word?
[02:58:30]  Formatting document where how code should look?
[02:58:33]  This was before the days of automatic lint and stuff where code was auto-formatted.
[02:58:37]  You had to like manually make sure that you were using spaces instead of tabs, that you were using four spaces instead of three, like that kind of shit.
[02:58:44]  So he would routinely commit.
[02:58:46]  Oh, he had to use camel case instead of underscores, that kind of shit.
[02:58:51]  That's all automatic now.
[02:58:52]  And you just upload like a formatting template and it automatically does it.
[02:58:55]  But constantly had to fix his code.
[02:58:57]  And I remember this is true.
[02:59:00]  The project that we were working on was originally when they kickstarted the company, they hired, and I swear I'm not lying.
[02:59:09]  They hired the co-founders did for I think literally 100 Australian dollars.
[02:59:15]  They hired a team out of India to make the product, the initial MVP for $100.
[02:59:22]  And we were stuck trying to fix this over years.
[02:59:26]  It was just like the fundamental design of how they handled data was incompatible with good sense and logic.
[02:59:34]  So we constantly had to work around this core fundamental databasing issues that constantly left us befuddled.
[02:59:44]  And this was oversaw by, I think, overseen by the software engineer with a master's degree in programming.
[02:59:51]  And I remember there was a conversation where we were thinking of adopting an MBC.
[02:59:58]  And if you don't know, in programming, an NBC is a model view controller.
[03:00:01]  It is a type of project management where the objects, which are called models, are one thing.
[03:00:09]  The controllers, which handle the requests, like you type in kiwifarms.net slash thread/slash a page, the controller handles routing that request.
[03:00:19]  And then the views are how the pages are built based off that request and based off your user account.
[03:00:24]  So we were thinking of moving from sprawling code all over the fucking place with no organization to an NBC.
[03:00:31]  And when we came, it was up to him, the master's degree software engineer, to pick an NBC model that or system that we were going to use moving forward.
[03:00:42]  And he picked one that I had heard of, but which was not hip and trendy because as a PHP programmer myself, I was very familiar with a lot of these NBCs.
[03:00:54]  I asked him, I said, oh, it was Code Igniter.
[03:00:56]  He wanted to move us to Code Igniter.
[03:00:58]  And I asked him, I said, why Code Igniter is old.
[03:01:01]  It's clunkier.
[03:01:02]  It doesn't use modern PHP fundamentals as well as the other ones do.
[03:01:06]  Why do you want to use Code Igniter?
[03:01:09]  And he said, and I swear, he sent me a link to a page that compared the different NBCs together.
[03:01:16]  And there was a big table that had like the feature list where it's like ABC, and then there's green check marks underneath different columns for the features that it has.
[03:01:23]  He said to me, CodeIgniter had the most green check marks on that table.

=== Vito Boogie Bad Empanada Ethan (15:29) ===

[03:01:29]  And that was it.
[03:01:30]  That was that's that's how the master's degree in software engineering came to the conclusion of how the direction of the entire project was going to go into the into the future forever and ever.
[03:01:43]  And that is why I don't give a fuck that Mudahar is calling himself an engineer.
[03:01:48]  As far as I'm concerned, Mudahar is more of an engineer than a lot of people who can rightfully call themselves an engineer.
[03:01:54]  I think that the tranny gatekeeping about my epidemics, my academics, and how only my academics matter in regards to this shit is fucking gay.
[03:02:04]  It doesn't matter.
[03:02:05]  Nobody's a soft, like there, in terms of like the pool of people who actually call themselves software engineers, the number of people who can actually sit down and write a physics simulator or who can write a driver for NVIDIA or whatever.
[03:02:19]  Very, very, very small percentage of people who are actually diploma software, whatever the fucks.
[03:02:26]  So it doesn't offend me personally.
[03:02:28]  I don't give a shit.
[03:02:30]  What does offend me is the fact that he's a gay nigga?
[03:02:33]  Is this it?
[03:02:34]  No, this isn't it.
[03:02:35]  How the fuck did I not have the tab for the gay nigga?
[03:02:37]  We're going to skip the highlights until I see the gay nigga shit.
[03:02:40]  So as you know, Mudahar is a filthy, disgusting Jeet.
[03:02:44]  And while everyone was focusing on the app, the friggin audacity of this guy to dare call himself an engineer.
[03:02:54]  You dare stand where they stood, those engineers.
[03:02:59]  The real stuff.
[03:03:01]  Oh, God.
[03:03:02]  Who gives a fuck about this?
[03:03:03]  Where's the gay nigga shit?
[03:03:06]  Okay, hold up.
[03:03:08]  Go to YouTube.
[03:03:10]  Mutahar kissing men.
[03:03:13]  Where is I just want the clip?
[03:03:19]  I just want the clip of him being gay.
[03:03:21]  Maybe if I go to Twitter, Mutahar, kissing.
[03:03:27]  Is this that?
[03:03:28]  Oh, it's my harmful opinions.
[03:03:29]  This has to be it.
[03:03:30]  Tom, I was in a relationship with another woman, right?
[03:03:35]  And I, unfortunately, what happened was me and my best friend Ryan, right?
[03:03:40]  We're talking best friend.
[03:03:41]  I've known Ryan for years.
[03:03:43]  We were so wasted that at some point in the night, me and Ryan started fucking making out for the hell of it.
[03:03:49]  Like we're talking tongue in mouth.
[03:03:51]  We made out.
[03:03:52]  We got real gay with each other for like 10 seconds.
[03:03:56]  And I woke up on the couch.
[03:03:58]  Now, at the time, I was in a relationship with another woman, right?
[03:04:02]  And oh, I thought that he had cheated on his current girlfriend or whatever.
[03:04:09]  No, he cheated on his ex by mouth kissing while drunk, his friend.
[03:04:15]  So that's what's going on with that.
[03:04:16]  He also had a tweet about how in India they blocked an app, but then they didn't block Grindr.
[03:04:26]  So he said, boys just want to have fun or whatever.
[03:04:30]  So if I search Mudahar Grinder, I see a lot of gay porn.
[03:04:35]  And I was honestly hoping that that would not be the case.
[03:04:39]  So unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to find that tweet about him talking about Dirender because I'm seeing Pajites fucking each other in the ass.
[03:04:45]  And I'm not happy about that.
[03:04:47]  So that's your Mudahara segment.
[03:04:49]  What sucks is I kind of like Mudahar.
[03:04:51]  He's one of the only people who have the balls to credit the Kiwi farms.
[03:04:55]  And I always appreciate it.
[03:04:56]  I'm a big softy.
[03:04:57]  If you have the friggin audacity to credit the Kiwi farms, you can only be so bad in my book.
[03:05:02]  My opinions on the word engineer are beside that.
[03:05:05]  As I've demonstrated, I have no love for people who are degreed engineers or whatever the fuck.
[03:05:13]  I don't, I feel like maybe it was a little bit because he seemed to use it very intentionally to credit himself or maybe he didn't deserve credit, but he did work as a pen tester.
[03:05:22]  And then he got pen tested by a Jeet with a dick in his ass because he's a faggot.
[03:05:27]  But outside of that, I mean, he's brown.
[03:05:30]  I don't really care.
[03:05:31]  I don't care what brown people do in the privacy of their own lose.
[03:05:37]  They can be as gay as they want.
[03:05:39]  I don't give a shit.
[03:05:41]  Meanwhile, on H3 side of things, my favorite Jew posted a status update in regards to Bad Empanada.
[03:05:49]  Bad Empanada, if you remember, is the guy who posted comically evil videos about how he was going to destroy H3's family.
[03:05:56]  H3 says this, Bad Empanada is on the run.
[03:05:59]  He knows we are closing in.
[03:06:00]  We suspected he had fled back to Australia, but upon further research and verification, he's actually fled to Uruguay.
[03:06:06]  This information is probably shocking for him to hear as he went to great lengths to obscure his escape from Argentina to Uruguay.
[03:06:12]  George, if you ever decide to return to Australia, we will be immediately notified and a torrent of lawsuits will follow.
[03:06:18]  You're easy to get in Australia, which is why you're doing everything you can to avoid returning.
[03:06:22]  I also know you also enjoy participating in Sugar Daddy websites.
[03:06:27]  And while you may barely qualify for the label in South America, you are just a repulsive, broke loser in Australia.
[03:06:34]  I know this scares you even more than the lawsuits.
[03:06:37]  Why am I telling you all this?
[03:06:38]  So he looks over his shoulder every day.
[03:06:41]  We are coming and we will win.
[03:06:42]  You can run from us, but we will catch you and we will ruin you.
[03:06:46]  Have a nice day.
[03:06:47]  And then there's a nice picture of Bad Empanada looking like a terrorist, like fucking Osama bin Laden or some shit.
[03:06:53]  So I don't feel bad for this guy at all.
[03:06:56]  He literally said that he was going to ruin Ethan Klein's life and tear apart his family and fuck with him continuously.
[03:07:03]  And Hassan Piker applauded him and cheered this on.
[03:07:07]  And now he's literally living in fucking Uruguay.
[03:07:10]  So to hide from the Jewish man in his lawsuits.
[03:07:14]  He's being hunted down South America like a fucking Nazi that escaped after the World War and Mossad is on his ass.
[03:07:20]  So that's really funny to me.
[03:07:21]  This is another instance of bad things happening to bad people.
[03:07:25]  I had no nice things to say about this fucking loser.
[03:07:28]  And it's like, if you're going to open that can of worms and you're going to be like, yeah, I'm going to start the life ruination against you, incredibly wealthy Jew, you better be ready to cash that check when it comes in, which he was not.
[03:07:41]  Sucks to me.
[03:07:43]  Oh, and additionally with Ethan Klein, I forgot about this.
[03:07:47]  Ethan Klein petitioned the Central District of California back in the Central District of California this stream for the permission to subpoena Reddit and Discord for user records regarding certain users that were participating in the SNARK Discords.
[03:08:03]  The judge Wesley Husu says, upon consideration of the joint stipulation and for good cause shown, the court hereby rules as follows.
[03:08:14]  The stipulation is granted.
[03:08:17]  TEI may immediately serve the subpoena attached as exhibit A to the SIP to the SIP to the stipulation on third-party Reddit Inc accompanied by this order and shall include the date of the Reddit subpoena was issued and the date of compliance.
[03:08:32]  And three, TEI may immediately serve the subpoena attached as exhibit B to the stipulation on third-party Discord Inc., accompanied by this order, and shall include the date the Discord subpoena was issued and the date of compliance.
[03:08:45]  So Ethan Klein is not only winning Dig Lee against Bad Empanada, he is hunting down the Redditors and the Discord fags that conspired against him and his family chat.
[03:08:55]  And you know what?
[03:08:56]  Fuck him.
[03:08:58]  Those snark credits are literally worse than the Kiwi farms in every single way, shape, and form.
[03:09:02]  And the fact that Ethan Klein, with all his money and ability, is going after them and not after the Kiwi Farms, I think, shows that we are the base heckin' trad gossip for them and they are deranged lunatics that honestly think that they're on some kind of left-wing crusade to save Palestine.
[03:09:22]  And if they terrorize Ethan Klein's kids enough, then they win.
[03:09:26]  And that's not how it works.
[03:09:27]  And they're going to get raped by the Jew, I think.
[03:09:30]  Suffer.
[03:09:31]  Next, I will be talking about Vito Giswaldi and Dick Masterson for the first time in years.
[03:09:36]  This clip has brought me joy.
[03:09:38]  I'll play it for you.
[03:09:39]  I should have sold Vito out along.
[03:09:41]  When Null first heard having problems with Vito, I should have kicked his ass out.
[03:09:46]  I should have said, No, you're right.
[03:09:47]  He is a pedophile.
[03:09:49]  He's fucking done.
[03:09:50]  He's out of my house.
[03:09:53]  He's fucking done, dude.
[03:09:56]  Of all sad words of tongue and pen, none so sad as these.
[03:10:00]  Josh was right again.
[03:10:03]  I actually sat through a full hour of their show, and it's kind of a strange energy because Vito is incredibly unlikable.
[03:10:14]  I have literally, literally not a thing to say about him in any way, shape, or form that is positive.
[03:10:21]  He is ugly.
[03:10:23]  He's stupid.
[03:10:24]  He's lazy.
[03:10:26]  He's fat.
[03:10:27]  He's disheveled and unwashed.
[03:10:29]  He in no way, shape, or form takes care of his opinion or appearance.
[03:10:32]  He has no self-respect.
[03:10:35]  He doesn't regard himself very highly.
[03:10:37]  But yeah, he's still very arrogant and defensive in that boogie kind of way.
[03:10:42]  He produces nothing.
[03:10:43]  He consumes everything around him that he can.
[03:10:46]  He, of course, is a pedophile on top of that and thinks that child rape is very funny and gloats about that on Twitter.
[03:10:52]  And the pairing of Dick and Vito has always been a bizarre one to me that I've only been able to justify in a favorable interpretation to Dick that Dick simply needs a stooge to sit next to him to look bad.
[03:11:09]  I think that he learned with the Maddox podcast that he needs a second that is worse than him.
[03:11:14]  So he always looks good by comparison.
[03:11:16]  And sitting next to Vito, he always looks better by comparison because Vito is insipid and stupid and has nothing to say and can't come back to anything that he says.
[03:11:23]  And Dick basically treats him like a dog that he can kick around and beat whenever he wants and Vito can yelp in pain and nothing matters, right?
[03:11:33]  So I listened to an hour of this show where Dick is extremely disinterested in continuing a conversation with Vito.
[03:11:44]  And it's kind of a bizarre exchange that reminds me of relationships where Vito follows Dick down this hallway of like a psychological hallway.
[03:11:56]  Dick is withdrawn.
[03:11:57]  He's to himself.
[03:11:59]  And Vito is chasing after him.
[03:12:01]  And he's trying to get Dick to open up and tell him why he can't come to the studio anymore.
[03:12:07]  Dick has told him that he's no longer allowed to come to his laundry room/slash studio in the Hollywood Hills to record live on set.
[03:12:15]  Vito is upset by this and reveals that apparently Dick also does not talk to him on the phone anymore and only talks in private or in text messages.
[03:12:25]  And Dick later reveals that this is because he, what's the word?
[03:12:33]  He wants to be able to record the messages because he says that there's been arguments in the past that they've had on the telephone with voice that he couldn't record.
[03:12:43]  And so he regrets that.
[03:12:44]  And so now everything has to be over text so he can record it.
[03:12:47]  Vito is sad that he's no longer welcome in Dick's house.
[03:12:51]  There's an obvious reason for this.
[03:12:53]  I will spoil it.
[03:12:54]  It's not brought up in the conversation.
[03:12:55]  Dick doesn't say this, but I know what the answer is.
[03:12:59]  Marie has locked down that house.
[03:13:01]  It is now fortified.
[03:13:02]  There's a baby inside of it.
[03:13:04]  And Marie's motherly instincts have kicked in.
[03:13:06]  And it is no longer Dick's Hollywood mansion, Barbie Dream Doll mansion in the Hollywood Hills.
[03:13:12]  It is now Marie's.
[03:13:13]  And therefore, she gets to decide which guests are able to attend the Dick Barbie Dream Doll mansion.
[03:13:20]  And the pedophile clown is not permitted.
[03:13:23]  So Dick has had to find a way to excuse Vito not being allowed in.
[03:13:29]  And he came up with the excuse, which is probably also a legitimate gripe of his, that Vito is uninteresting and low energy.
[03:13:36]  He says that Vito's presence on the podcast is bad.
[03:13:39]  And also he's angry about him for arguing with fans.
[03:13:44]  So specifically, Vito is super argumentative on Twitter.
[03:13:49]  If you say anything to Vito, he will respond, undoubtedly.
[03:13:53]  He craves attention desperately.
[03:13:56]  Even this is like attention that he relishes, but I'm relaying this information to you because I find it funny.
[03:14:02]  But Dick says, look, you do this thing where you argue with everyone.
[03:14:06]  And when you do it to a paying customer, to our Patreon subscribers, they leave.
[03:14:11]  They stop giving us money because they know that money goes to you also.
[03:14:15]  And they don't want to support you.
[03:14:16]  And it even says, go check out the Patreon.
[03:14:19]  Check out the cancellation messages and check out how many people say they're stopping supporting the show because they hate you and you were rude to them on Reddit and Twitter.
[03:14:28]  And he says, you got to shut the fuck up.
[03:14:29]  You got to stop being such a dickhead to our fans because you're ruining everything.
[03:14:33]  And he's just like, he's so angry.
[03:14:35]  And he's so, what's funny is that Dick has that energy that Keemstar doesn't have with Boogie.
[03:14:43]  I've never talked about Lol Cal Live because it's a really terrible show.
[03:14:45]  And I hate Keemstar for using the word Lol Cal like it's his personal fucking word.
[03:14:50]  But they occasionally Keemstar threatens to fire Boogie.
[03:14:56]  And it's like, if he fires Boogie, he doesn't have a show.
[03:14:59]  So there's no weight behind these threats.
[03:15:01]  There's no point.
[03:15:02]  He can't fire Boogie.
[03:15:03]  Boogie is the show.
[03:15:04]  Wings of Redemption left.
[03:15:05]  And he can't even grovel for DSP's attention at this point because Keemstar and his show suck so much ass.
[03:15:12]  So whenever he threatens to fire Boogie, it's always the most vacuous empty threat possible.
[03:15:19]  And when you hear Dick talk to Vito and he just openly berates him and degrades him and insult him to his fucking face and just talk down to him like he's scum under his boot, there's this really real feeling to it because that isn't in Lol Cal Live where it's like Dick really doesn't give a shit if this fat loser quits.
[03:15:41]  He will sit here and berate him and belittle him as much as possible because he honestly could not possibly care less if Vito leaves the show.
[03:15:51]  In fact, he probably wants him to leave at this point so he can replace him with literally anybody else.
[03:15:55]  So it's interesting.
[03:15:57]  And what's sucky about it is that because Dick is a showman, when he does this, you can tell he's eating into it a little bit.
[03:16:06]  He's like putting on a bit of a performative rage and being a little bit over the top, like embellishing it.
[03:16:12]  So there's always that kind of like MDE thing going on where it's like, I can't tell if this is a bit or if this is real or not, but I can tell.
[03:16:20]  I can tell.
[03:16:20]  I can, I can divine this.
[03:16:22]  I know that he is genuinely sick of Vito and he is a fat, disgusting, pedophile slob that he fucking hates.
[03:16:30]  And he's just going to keep talking down to until he finally snaps and he gets some content out of it.
[03:16:36]  And then he can hire another co-host for another 300 episodes.
[03:16:39]  But he amps it up a little bit.
[03:16:41]  And it's like, they might be doing this for clicks, but actually, I don't think they are.
[03:16:46]  He's not going to, no, he's this is definitely a slow boil where I think that we're going to see more clips of them arguing because Dick knows everybody hates Vito.
[03:16:56]  There is no benefit to having Vito.

=== Los Angeles Million Vitos Patient (03:26) ===

[03:16:58]  And there's a million fetches.
[03:17:00]  There's an episode of Matt the Internet where I make fun of Vito by saying there are 1 million Vitos in Los Angeles.
[03:17:09]  There are 1 million fat, schlubby, pathetic losers that Dick Masterson can keep, kick around that live in Los Angeles.
[03:17:18]  And he is of no value to anyone.
[03:17:20]  And I literally call the episode 1 million Vitos.
[03:17:23]  And I'll make that same point again.
[03:17:24]  There are 1 million replacement Vitos in Los Angeles.
[03:17:27]  There are 1 million pathetic, spineless stooges trying to make it in Hollywood that would accept an offer to be the punching bag on a comedy podcast that makes four figures on Patreon.
[03:17:39]  So there's no, but he's going to boil this guy alive.
[03:17:42]  He's going to make fun of him more all the time.
[03:17:45]  And Vito's going to try to roll with it.
[03:17:47]  But because he's an insecure, fat, slubby pedophile, eventually he's going to break.
[03:17:51]  And that'll be the episode where he gets fired.
[03:17:54]  And that'll be, that'll be worth talking about.
[03:17:58]  And that's part of the reason why I have decided to talk about this.
[03:18:02]  I featured the video on the forum because I'm like a Japanese man with a bonsai tree.
[03:18:09]  I have this Dick Masterson shrub in a potted plant in front of me.
[03:18:14]  And now that it is starting to grow in the right direction, I'm not going to clip it.
[03:18:20]  I'm not going to cut that branch.
[03:18:22]  It's growing as I would, as it pleases me to grow.
[03:18:25]  So I'm going to nourish it.
[03:18:28]  I'm going to give it a little bit of water and hope that it continues to grow in this direction so that it forms what is most pleasing to my eye.
[03:18:41]  And that is the utter and complete humiliation of Vito Giswaldi live on air with big fat fucking tears rolling down his eyes, literally begging Dick to stay on the show and saying he needs the money.
[03:18:55]  He has nothing else.
[03:18:56]  This is my final form.
[03:18:59]  And I'm a very patient man.
[03:19:01]  If there's anything insidious about me, Chad, I'm very patient.
[03:19:05]  I'm not, at least when it comes to getting what I want out of people, I'm a little bit impatient when it comes to most things in life.
[03:19:14]  But when it comes to seeing a train wreck unfold, I'm able to sit out, put out the chair, get the desk out, get my little clippers, and tend once every few months to the tree and progress its growth in one direction.
[03:19:27]  And this is my long-term multi-year project to make Dick Masterson from loser deadbeat to father.
[03:19:38]  I've already accomplished that.
[03:19:39]  The tree sure is progressing nicely as I, as I wish it to see, as I wish to see it grow, chat.
[03:19:45]  It has progressed in this direction already.
[03:19:47]  Do not doubt me.
[03:19:49]  I am, I am, I am patient.
[03:19:54]  I am patient.
[03:19:55]  I am crafting this as I want it.
[03:19:57]  And next will be the big fat boohoo sob-sob tears rolling down Vito's fucking face.
[03:20:05]  Actually, I see it in my head.
[03:20:07]  I see it.
[03:20:08]  Vito is literally kowtowing.
[03:20:10]  He is on his hands and knees crying.
[03:20:14]  I see it as clear as day, as clear as day, like an old memory.
[03:20:19]  But I still see it.
[03:20:24]  There will be no super killer.

=== Joe Kent Entire Fucking Wife Killed (02:35) ===

[03:20:25]  Don't even fucking bother with that shit.
[03:20:29]  And then one other thing.
[03:20:31]  This is stupid, but whatever the fuck.
[03:20:34]  Where's the clip at?
[03:20:35]  I don't want to play the entire fucking thing.
[03:20:38]  Nobody has time for this entire fucking clip.
[03:20:41]  Here we go.
[03:20:43]  This time stamped.
[03:20:45]  It is not time-stamped.
[03:20:47]  Come the fuck on.
[03:20:49]  Here we go.
[03:20:50]  Sorry that he like just went on the attack because he doesn't know how to have normal relations after being banned everywhere.
[03:20:55]  I think there's the kind of angry gay kid thing going on.
[03:20:58]  Or it's the what you're saying, where he does this.
[03:21:02]  He's lying to everybody and pretending that things are one way when it's not.
[03:21:05]  I can say he's not.
[03:21:06]  Why is he attacking Joe Kent?
[03:21:08]  Who, I mean, Joe Kent worked as a CIA contractor, paramilitary contractor.
[03:21:13]  He's in the U.S. military for years fighting our neocon wars.
[03:21:18]  And his wife was killed in Syria in one of those wars.
[03:21:21]  Joe Kent is the single most sincere critic, and I would say the one with the most credibility in the United States to say this foreign policy is bad.
[03:21:29]  It killed my wife.
[03:21:30]  I was a part of it.
[03:21:31]  Joe Kent is actually someone the CIA doesn't like at all because he understands how it operates.
[03:21:37]  And for Nick Fuentes, who's some child from Chicago who does, I mean, to go after him specifically, one congressional seat in Washington state.
[03:21:47]  It is random.
[03:21:48]  It's not random, though.
[03:21:50]  It's the opposite of random.
[03:21:51]  Joe Kent was number one on the list of people they wanted to knock off, people who believe in our neocon foreign policy.
[03:21:58]  They wanted Joe Kent out because he could stand up and say, I actually know I've got their seats.
[03:22:02]  My wife was killed in Syria.
[03:22:04]  You had to take that guy out.
[03:22:05]  And Nick Fuentes, this child, this weird little gay kid in his basement in Chicago, is participating in a super PAC to bump off Joe Kent.
[03:22:15]  Like, I've been around this my whole life.
[03:22:16]  Let's see.
[03:22:17]  I know what that is.
[03:22:20]  Just an organized effort.
[03:22:22]  Yeah.
[03:22:22]  And he, so he, Tucker Carlson calls a spade a spade.
[03:22:28]  Nick Fuentes is an effeminate homosexual.
[03:22:32]  And everything that America First does is easily understood when you contextualize it as a guy who just wants hot young dudes to pay more attention to him and give him more money and worship him.
[03:22:48]  It doesn't make sense or as a federal asset and or as a federal asset.
[03:22:53]  Because I repeat, I understood Nick's appeal all the way up until January 6th.
[03:22:58]  And since then, what has he done?

=== Bro Jabber Drafted Faggots Jaden (14:57) ===

[03:23:01]  He has been dour, downtrodden, angry, pathetic, miserable, lonely.
[03:23:08]  He doesn't go outside anymore.
[03:23:10]  He doesn't do events anymore.
[03:23:12]  His conferences are held in like discreet locations to an audience of his 20 most loyal fans announced at the last second.
[03:23:20]  He doesn't have any friends anymore.
[03:23:22]  After Jaden, he just gave up on having like confidants and trustees at all.
[03:23:26]  And it's just like, I honestly, I don't understand his appeal at all.
[03:23:32]  He encourages people to forsake company of women to enjoy his company and to forsake money being spent on families to spend money on him so that he can accomplish literally nothing.
[03:23:48]  He idolizes a black man who molested and sucked the dick of his young cousin.
[03:23:55]  He literally wears his merchandise.
[03:23:57]  When Jaden McNeil left America first, he wore Kanye's puffer jacket, went live on stream and just sat there listening to Kanye West music while crying with sunglasses on inside at night to a live audience of people who cried with him.
[03:24:14]  Like it was like a BTS update.
[03:24:17]  Like someone from BTS went live and said they broke up with their girlfriend or something.
[03:24:21]  And then you have like all the screaming fans of like tween girls like, oh no, Kayon June, you deserve to be treated so much better.
[03:24:30]  Keon June, I love you.
[03:24:32]  It's like that.
[03:24:33]  No, Nick, oh my God, I can't believe that Jaden did that to you, bro.
[03:24:37]  Oh my God, you don't deserve that, bro.
[03:24:39]  You're like so cool.
[03:24:40]  And he does, he just doesn't get you, bro.
[03:24:42]  He doesn't get you like I get you, bro.
[03:24:45]  And I wouldn't, I wouldn't even be able to make fun of him for having a gay breakup, but he literally did that.
[03:24:51]  He literally wore a puffer jacket and went on stream and just cried on stream saying nothing while listening to Kanye West music.
[03:24:59]  And I just don't get it.
[03:25:01]  I don't get it.
[03:25:02]  People still follow him and they still call him the voice of a generation, someone who is actively subversive.
[03:25:10]  I just don't understand.
[03:25:14]  Oh, also, I forgot.
[03:25:16]  It was only a couple months ago, I think immediately after or around the election, where he made his last viral video that I remember was him making the chant, Your Body, My Choice, go viral on TikTok after Roe v. Wade was overturned to the point where his young boy fans in their high schools would chant at young girls in high school, your body, my choice.
[03:25:45]  And I brought this up before.
[03:25:47]  I'll reiterate it.
[03:25:48]  What do you think that does to women when they are threatened with rape by white men?
[03:25:54]  Do you think that that improves the white race, increases fertility, increases trust?
[03:26:01]  Or do you think that hurts it?
[03:26:03]  It's like he's done everything possible to make men more faggy and to make women hate men as much as possible.
[03:26:14]  And people think he's not compromised.
[03:26:17]  I can't think of a single thing that he's done that actually promotes anything that would be in our interest.
[03:26:24]  And he still has a huge following.
[03:26:27]  It's really actually distressing to me because it's like he's one of the worst role models ever.
[03:26:35]  I just don't get it.
[03:26:36]  I really don't get it.
[03:26:39]  And that's it.
[03:26:42]  I will read the super chats.
[03:26:43]  Hopefully the dashboard worked.
[03:26:46]  It did work.
[03:26:47]  Okay.
[03:26:49]  Let's try to do this before.
[03:26:50]  I literally, I'm about to, I need pizza, bro.
[03:26:53]  You have no fucking.
[03:26:54]  Oh, I forgot one thing.
[03:26:55]  This is the last thing and then I'm done.
[03:26:57]  Okay.
[03:26:59]  There is.
[03:27:01]  I'm not going to be able to find this now that I want to because this thread moves so fast.
[03:27:05]  It's a little quick sesh.
[03:27:11]  I can just find this real quick.
[03:27:15]  Okay, wait.
[03:27:16]  Let's let's see what this is real quick.
[03:27:17]  This seems like it could be content here.
[03:27:21]  What kind of bullshit?
[03:27:22]  Oh my fucking God, bro.
[03:27:24]  I'm going to fucking kill myself, bro.
[03:27:25]  That's fucking rigged, dude.
[03:27:27]  That is so fucking wrong.
[03:27:29]  That is so fucking wrong, dude.
[03:27:32]  I'm gonna kill myself, dude.
[03:27:33]  I'm actually gonna fucking kill myself, dude.
[03:27:34]  I gotta stop saying that.
[03:27:36]  I cannot believe I just fucking lost that much money, dude.
[03:27:39]  I actually want to fucking kill myself because Eddie is a fat faggot that likes penis in his mouth.
[03:27:44]  No, big ass cock.
[03:27:46]  Don't say that about Eddie.
[03:27:47]  He's a fucking weirdo.
[03:27:48]  I'm not playing on this site anymore, dude.
[03:27:50]  I'm going to shuffle, dude.
[03:27:51]  I'm not playing on that site no more, dude.
[03:27:53]  I'm not playing on that site.
[03:27:54]  No fucking more, dude.
[03:27:55]  Or whatever site.
[03:27:56]  It didn't even fucking matter, bro.
[03:27:57]  That's fucking bullshit, bro.
[03:27:58]  I'm not playing on that.
[03:27:59]  Do you guys just see that?
[03:28:00]  That is so wrong.
[03:28:01]  It's just, it's just, I want to fucking kill myself because this website, bro.
[03:28:04]  Fuck you guys, man.
[03:28:05]  No one's helping me.
[03:28:07]  You hear that?
[03:28:08]  You hear that, Eddie?
[03:28:09]  He loves you and he has so much respect for you.
[03:28:12]  And you keep denying him.
[03:28:14]  You want to unban his Twitch account or kick account.
[03:28:18]  I just don't know why.
[03:28:20]  Josh, check Jabber?
[03:28:22]  What the fuck is...
[03:28:23]  Why are you spamming that?
[03:28:25]  I don't have a Jabber.
[03:28:27]  What do you mean the.
[03:28:29]  Hey, hold up.
[03:28:31]  There's a picture.
[03:28:32]  Where is this?
[03:28:34]  If this is fucking picture.
[03:28:37]  How is this picture not a post?
[03:28:39]  You guys have fucked it up.
[03:28:40]  Listen, post the leg in chat.
[03:28:42]  Post the fucking leg in the.
[03:28:46]  I can't even view that chat unless I'm signed in.
[03:28:48]  God damn it.
[03:28:50]  Hold up.
[03:28:50]  I'm doing my best here.
[03:28:51]  My best is not really that great, but I'm now.
[03:28:55]  I didn't.
[03:28:56]  See, I saved my calories today for pizza.
[03:29:00]  And now I'm four and a half hours into this.
[03:29:03]  And I don't have any food in me.
[03:29:05]  Oh, XMPP.
[03:29:07]  Okay.
[03:29:08]  I see.
[03:29:09]  Okay, let's see.
[03:29:09]  I got the Polish line.
[03:29:13]  Can you page Joshua on Jabber for emergency boss man segment?
[03:29:17]  Oh no.
[03:29:19]  Okay.
[03:29:19]  This isn't a mer this is Dith Etheriath.
[03:29:24]  Okay.
[03:29:24]  Let me send this to my cell phone signal.
[03:29:26]  This is how it works, okay?
[03:29:28]  I received a message that I read on my phone, and I'm pasting that message to myself on Signal so I can go over to my host computer and copy the link from my host computer over to my guest computer.
[03:29:40]  And now I'm going to post the link in, and the magic of computers will allow those to work effortlessly, okay?
[03:29:45]  Send me the foot, by the way, on Jabber.
[03:29:49]  Ah, just as I predicted, the video loads perfectly without issue.
[03:29:54]  Exactly as predicted, chat.
[03:29:56]  The magic of computers.
[03:29:59]  Okay, this is a big, chonky MP4.
[03:30:02]  Very chonky MP4.
[03:30:04]  Jesus Christ.
[03:30:06]  Okay, hopefully that's enough.
[03:30:07]  I tell you, bro, it's literally proven.
[03:30:09]  I can prove it.
[03:30:09]  I'm going to make YouTube videos and prove how rigorous it is.
[03:30:11]  That's what I'm going to do.
[03:30:12]  That's literally what I'm going to fucking do.
[03:30:14]  I'm going to make YouTube six.
[03:30:15]  I'm going to fucking kill myself, bro.
[03:30:16]  I'm going to fucking kill myself, bro.
[03:30:18]  I'm going to fucking kill myself so bad.
[03:30:20]  And shut everything down.
[03:30:21]  After I kill myself, all these sicks are gone.
[03:30:24]  They're all taken down.
[03:30:25]  Every one of them are going to be taken down.
[03:30:27]  Oh, that's a revenge fantasy that's not going to come true.
[03:30:30]  You think you're the first gambling addict to kill yourself, bro?
[03:30:32]  Come on now.
[03:30:33]  Don't be silly.
[03:30:35]  Call 1-800-GAMBLER, bro.
[03:30:37]  Come on now.
[03:30:37]  Don't be like this.
[03:30:39]  You're all done.
[03:30:39]  You're all fucking Jewish.
[03:30:41]  Fucking scammers.
[03:30:41]  I'm all going to be done, bro.
[03:30:43]  You're all going to be done.
[03:30:43]  No more money for you, faggots.
[03:30:45]  No more money for you, faggots.
[03:30:47]  Scammer faggots, bro.
[03:30:48]  After I kill myself, you guys will not feel just anymore.
[03:30:51]  I'm going to save the fucking world.
[03:30:52]  I'm going to save the fucking world.
[03:30:55]  Fuck you, bitch.
[03:30:58]  I hate you guys.
[03:30:59]  Oh no.
[03:31:00]  Boss man on one of his crack binges has become awakened to the Jewish question.
[03:31:06]  That's a good progression.
[03:31:09]  That's a good step in the right direction.
[03:31:12]  All right.
[03:31:12]  If I get my picture from Jabber, I will relay it.
[03:31:19]  Until then, I will do super chats before I die.
[03:31:23]  All right.
[03:31:24]  Ballistic characteristic for 15 says, have a nice weekend.
[03:31:27]  Thank you very much.
[03:31:28]  I appreciate it.
[03:31:30]  Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, how are you enjoying your Bing Bing Wahooing?
[03:31:37]  The new poppy con character really expanded my dong, if you know what I mean.
[03:31:41]  These madmen put problem glasses on a monkey.
[03:31:44]  They need to be stopped.
[03:31:45]  Anyways, back to gooning.
[03:31:46]  That's very unflattering, bro.
[03:31:48]  Come on now.
[03:31:49]  Brad, 3055 for 20 says, been watching and enjoying your stream since you started.
[03:31:53]  Your persistence in the face of constant tribulation is nothing short of inspiring.
[03:31:57]  Keep it up, buddy.
[03:31:57]  Thank you very much.
[03:31:58]  I appreciate it.
[03:31:59]  Bunker Housing for oh, I forgot to read the fucking thing.
[03:32:03]  God damn it.
[03:32:04]  I'll read it next stream.
[03:32:05]  Don't let me forget.
[03:32:06]  Bunker Housing for 5 says, report for consummate of content or reporting.
[03:32:10]  I hope you have enjoyed this content.
[03:32:13]  This content was a bit chunky today, but I hope you've enjoyed it.
[03:32:16]  Little Baby Child for 2 says, your voice is clipping.
[03:32:19]  The music didn't.
[03:32:19]  This message is brought to you by a $2 bill.
[03:32:21]  Thank you.
[03:32:22]  I think I got the message.
[03:32:23]  Anime Sucks, Cope, and Sneed for Two says, I feel you, Josh.
[03:32:26]  It's hard being a real one out here.
[03:32:27]  Oh, yeah, buddy.
[03:32:28]  I bet.
[03:32:29]  Banana Plugs for Two says, Happy Pizza Day, Josh.
[03:32:31]  You're my favorite non-slap.
[03:32:32]  Always out.
[03:32:32]  Your mic is like, Do I know what?
[03:32:34]  Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
[03:32:36]  This is the beginning.
[03:32:37]  Okay, I fixed that.
[03:32:38]  I'm kind of nasier for two says, Aniza's husband is a skinny bitch with a bald spot, as we've learned.
[03:32:43]  He also loves immigrants and poojits.
[03:32:45]  Banana plugs for 10 says, let's all have a laugh and links to a YouTube video.
[03:32:49]  Okay.
[03:32:51]  Oh, it's Mexican.
[03:32:53]  You've been drafted.
[03:32:53]  We're handing out free showers to people like you.
[03:32:55]  Free showers?
[03:32:56]  No, no, I'm okay.
[03:32:57]  You go.
[03:32:57]  Bye-bye.
[03:32:59]  Hey, there, you've been.
[03:33:00]  Oh, shit.
[03:33:00]  There's a sniper aiming at your forehead.
[03:33:02]  Get the fuck away from me.
[03:33:06]  Wow, looks like you could use some more curry.
[03:33:08]  Too bad.
[03:33:09]  Sign here.
[03:33:09]  We'll explain later.
[03:33:14]  Oh, sorry.
[03:33:15]  Didn't mean to interrupt your scam calls.
[03:33:16]  You've been drafted for World War III.
[03:33:19]  Wait, shouldn't you be at a fucking gas station?
[03:33:27]  Closer You're the chosen.
[03:33:29]  It's funny because of the soldier chat.
[03:33:31]  Hola, me no, speak English.
[03:33:33]  I don't give a fuck.
[03:33:35]  All right, yeah, we'll take all of you, Pacos.
[03:33:37]  Say audios to your family and hop in the pickup truck.
[03:33:41]  Of course, that's nothing new for y'all.
[03:33:45]  Wow, you've been drafted for World War III.
[03:33:48]  The army needs big booty Latinas.
[03:33:51]  Hey, there, you've been drafted.
[03:33:52]  Oh, well, sorry to ruin your little fiesta or whatever, but you're all getting fucking deported.
[03:33:57]  What up, bitch?
[03:33:57]  I'm here to listen to the 27 sons or I'm calling ice.
[03:34:04]  I'm not going to draft you, but you keep making them tacos, Paco.
[03:34:06]  We appreciate your service.
[03:34:09]  We could use you down at the border, but it looks like you've already been there.
[03:34:14]  Hold up, bro.
[03:34:15]  I bet your name's Edgar and you drive an Infinity G37.
[03:34:18]  Am I right?
[03:34:19]  I was trying to have some sex, though.
[03:34:21]  I got tacos from Paco's Tacos.
[03:34:27]  Okay.
[03:34:28]  I'm glad.
[03:34:28]  Keep paying for the Google VO, buddy.
[03:34:31]  Even the name of the program is Hispanic.
[03:34:34]  Awaken 34 for 1 says, You sound fine at the microset.
[03:34:37]  You might want to check the connection.
[03:34:38]  They're cracking some of my TV sets.
[03:34:40]  Similar thing when messaging to jack my headphones and PC.
[03:34:42]  No, it's a pass-through thing with the fucking scarlet.
[03:34:46]  Sneeta Stanning for five says, You make fun of BMJ for having scurvy, but how is he supposed to get his vitamin C?
[03:34:50]  If his juice was spiked with salt peter by those rats, the Virginia State correction.
[03:34:55]  I don't know, buddy.
[03:34:56]  I don't know.
[03:34:57]  That's a deep cut.
[03:34:58]  I don't even know how to explain that.
[03:34:59]  Boss Man thought that they were giving him anti-dick pills in jail.
[03:35:03]  Anime Extremist for two says, I'd like to apologize for my behavior last stream.
[03:35:06]  I was up two days without sleep.
[03:35:07]  This is an excuse.
[03:35:08]  I'm sorry for how I acted.
[03:35:09]  My cat passed by Sunday.
[03:35:10]  The last of the OGs rip.
[03:35:11]  R.I.P. cat.
[03:35:13]  That's okay, buddy.
[03:35:13]  Don't worry about it.
[03:35:15]  Sorry to hear that.
[03:35:16]  The false copy of Sunder for 1 says, Nick Fuentes is exploding in popularity, and tens of thousands of normies are being sucked in.
[03:35:22]  You need to make a person stream on him to canonize what a deceitful snake he is.
[03:35:26]  I honestly don't give enough of a fuck.
[03:35:27]  If you think that Nick Fuentes is going to save the white race, I guess we all deserve to die.
[03:35:32]  Crispy Legs forever for five says, Happy Friday.
[03:35:35]  Thank you very much.
[03:35:36]  I appreciate it.
[03:35:38]  Bunker Housing for five says, Why do you not check with X-Ray Girl?
[03:35:41]  She does all the sound for Neerdrottox show, and there was never any problems there.
[03:35:44]  Speak to her.
[03:35:45]  I think she can help you.
[03:35:46]  I don't know who that is, bro.
[03:35:48]  Look, it's just that I don't, I use Linux.
[03:35:51]  I cannot stream on Linux.
[03:35:52]  And I want to compartmentalize my stream setup for my computer without having to dual boot constantly.
[03:35:58]  I just wish my fucking setup worked.
[03:36:01]  Chipanzee, that for two says, Josh, you're such a retard.
[03:36:03]  Stop asking chat for audio feedback every stream.
[03:36:05]  Just open the stream.
[03:36:05]  On your tab and check yourself.
[03:36:07]  Oh, guess what, motherfucker?
[03:36:07]  I did.
[03:36:08]  It sounded fine.
[03:36:09]  Zet Suppa for one says, grumpy of the internet more like it.
[03:36:13]  Yeah.
[03:36:13]  My hamstrings of turf for one says, what mechanical keyboard switches do you have in your early streams?
[03:36:17]  I never had them.
[03:36:18]  I never.
[03:36:19]  I just had like a logic.
[03:36:20]  I think I have the same Logitech keyboard I've always had, bro.
[03:36:22]  Just a cheapo.
[03:36:23]  Colea Dante for 20 says, what is the Joaquin Oliver's AI opinion on Will Stancil?
[03:36:28]  Probably that he should be raped.
[03:36:30]  Thank you.
[03:36:32]  About Treat 5001 for five says, I watched the Keffels episode once dying when he was reading the note that was left on his door in Ireland.
[03:36:39]  It was like Michael Scott reading the fake hate note from Bob Bance.
[03:36:42]  That is why you suck.
[03:36:44]  It's trust.
[03:36:45]  It's true.
[03:36:45]  He does suck.
[03:36:46]  Fanny Kay for five says, Suffer audio file.
[03:36:49]  You will not hear about Google's journey, nor will you hear about the library of all human knowledge.
[03:36:53]  I shall not send my many super chats to tell you the lore of the dying earth.
[03:36:56]  Okay.
[03:36:57]  Thank you.
[03:36:57]  Little baby child for two says, Josh, Google the hanky code once you want to know how gay colors actually mean.
[03:37:02]  I don't want to know, actually.
[03:37:04]  But Anna Plugs for two says, at least Jim Henson, creator of Muppets on the Sesame Street, is dead and can't see how they perverted his creation.
[03:37:10]  That's true.
[03:37:11]  R.I.P. Jim Henson.
[03:37:12]  The best epic rap battles of history song is the one that he's on.
[03:37:16]  Agent Tech Support for 10 says, hello, my dear Sa.
[03:37:18]  I'm unable to watch live and I wish you a very pleasant weekend.
[03:37:21]  Much love from Sri Lanka.
[03:37:22]  We are definitely not Indian said, not even a little bit.
[03:37:24]  So I've heard.
[03:37:25]  So I've heard.
[03:37:25]  I've heard it's the pearl of the Indian Ocean.
[03:37:28]  Thank you.
[03:37:29]  Dios Mio La Cratera for one says, Geneva, Illinois mentioned.
[03:37:34]  Show is.
[03:37:36]  Enriched uranium for $50 says.
[03:37:39]  Thank you for the gay neighbor flag history lesson.
[03:37:41]  You're very welcome.
[03:37:43]  I hope you enjoyed it.
[03:37:44]  David S877 for 25 says, always remember the ancient Chinese curse or blessing.
[03:37:49]  This too shall pass.
[03:37:50]  I don't know that's in reference to, but yeah, I think that's true with most things.
[03:37:54]  Thank you.
[03:37:55]  Anime Sex Copensi for one says, is Spain based because I'm Spanish?

=== Happy Pride Month Zen Brother (13:34) ===

[03:37:59]  I think you're a merriment.
[03:38:00]  About Tree Fitty for one, Tree Fitty01 for $20 says, Josh, can you watch a little bit of this video?
[03:38:06]  It's called Telling Customers in the Hood Happy Pride Month.
[03:38:09]  It's very funny, but only on YouTube.
[03:38:11]  That's a problem.
[03:38:11]  I'll just take the F.
[03:38:12]  Okay, I'll play like a minute of it, bro.
[03:38:15]  Hey, let me grab these tools right here.
[03:38:17]  D-Right?
[03:38:18]  Yeah.
[03:38:18]  Oh, you're the one that left the game back.
[03:38:20]  Yeah.
[03:38:21]  $4.
[03:38:22]  Dude, I just want to say, I've seen this in person now when I drove through Baltimore.
[03:38:26]  Black people straight up wear balacavas just casually.
[03:38:30]  I don't know what the fuck it is with black people and just wanting to look like as much of a criminal as humanly fucking possible, but there's like something wrong with them.
[03:38:38]  Like black people are just fundamentally fucked up where they think that this is like acceptable.
[03:38:41]  And like a lot of them do.
[03:38:45]  Go ahead.
[03:38:45]  You can tap it.
[03:38:46]  Fiora went through.
[03:38:48]  You have a blessed day.
[03:38:49]  You know, happy pride month.
[03:38:50]  Happy Pride Month, brother.
[03:38:51]  What?
[03:38:52]  Happy Pride Month.
[03:38:53]  What the fuck, GG?
[03:38:54]  Did you like disrespecting my OG mansion call?
[03:38:56]  How?
[03:38:57]  What the f man?
[03:38:58]  How did I disrespect you?
[03:39:00]  Happy Pride Month, man.
[03:39:01]  Mother flap the dog.
[03:39:02]  Shut out to you.
[03:39:02]  How the f bro tell me happy pride month.
[03:39:04]  Do I look like a female to you?
[03:39:05]  Look, I look gay to you.
[03:39:06]  Oh no, take off your ski.
[03:39:07]  I ain't taking off no matter come outside.
[03:39:09]  No, no, I don't fight for him.
[03:39:10]  Come outside.
[03:39:11]  I don't fight females, bro.
[03:39:12]  I don't fight.
[03:39:13]  Why not?
[03:39:14]  Huh?
[03:39:14]  I don't fight either.
[03:39:15]  I shoot.
[03:39:15]  You shoot?
[03:39:16]  Yeah, fireworks.
[03:39:17]  Check it out.
[03:39:18]  Nah, I'm good, bro.
[03:39:19]  I don't want no smoke, bro.
[03:39:20]  And ain't no smoke.
[03:39:21]  I just thought you was a female.
[03:39:23]  That's it.
[03:39:24]  Why are you keep talking?
[03:39:25]  This guy is like trying to get shot.
[03:39:29]  This guy is definitely like a friend or something.
[03:39:32]  There's no way that he's doing that because that's how you get fucking killed.
[03:39:35]  That's fake.
[03:39:36]  I'm calling fake.
[03:39:39]  Next.
[03:39:40]  Space Allen for $50 says, Hamjam.
[03:39:42]  Thank you very much, Space Allen.
[03:39:43]  I appreciate it.
[03:39:45]  Mouse Cop 5 for 5 says, when I was driving this morning, the car in front of me had bright LED display in the rear window that was flashing.
[03:39:51]  Scrolling advertisements.
[03:39:53]  It was extremely distracting.
[03:39:54]  My rage knows no bounds.
[03:39:56]  Yeah, I would report that.
[03:39:58]  If I ever saw that, I would absolutely fucking report that to the state that his car is from for being a hazard.
[03:40:05]  Druby82 for 2 says, morning, Josh.
[03:40:07]  Can I get a Second Amendment click to ring in the weekend?
[03:40:11]  I have not fired this yet, but I warn you, once I fire this, I'm no longer doing this because it's then if I have an ND on stream, I will never hear the end of it.
[03:40:20]  I also think I have to talk while doing it because otherwise the sound filter will pick it out.
[03:40:24]  There you go.
[03:40:26]  Thank you.
[03:40:27]  Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, Cantina Chicken Burrito is goat.
[03:40:30]  It's such a shame they did away with the Chipotle sauce.
[03:40:32]  Josh, once again, with the bass taste.
[03:40:35]  I'm telling you, it was the best thing they ever put out and they got rid of it.
[03:40:37]  I don't know.
[03:40:37]  The only other thing that was really good is that they, for this very limited time, had this yellow sauce packet.
[03:40:43]  It's not the morning breakfast salsa.
[03:40:46]  It's a just, it was like some kind of like cantina salsa.
[03:40:50]  It was really good.
[03:40:52]  They tried, they charged fucking money for it, though.
[03:40:54]  The fucking hack.
[03:40:55]  God, fuck.
[03:40:56]  Everything in the U.S. is so much worse than it used to be, and you have no fucking idea.
[03:41:01]  If you haven't been gone for 10 years, you have no fucking idea how much better it used to be.
[03:41:06]  Sneek and Feeding for One says, I know you hate Google to the guts, but do they have top-tier buffet, burger joint for three meals a day, in-house barista, brew, ice drip, coffee exists nowhere else?
[03:41:16]  You'd sell your soul for that.
[03:41:18]  What?
[03:41:19]  What are the fuck are you even talking about, bro?
[03:41:21]  Red eyes black dragon for five says, I bet that Russian lady you worked with at Whataburger judged all the FedS customers orders.
[03:41:26]  She was Belarusian if you called her Russian.
[03:41:29]  Is that the joke?
[03:41:30]  I think I mentioned that she was Belarusian, lost her shit if you called her Russian.
[03:41:33]  And now you're deliberately bringing that up.
[03:41:35]  I see how it is.
[03:41:37]  Anime Sucks Copen Zen for one says, People should be spending money on furry porn.
[03:41:41]  Cole Cole for one says, My great uncle Randy matched out all of his credit cards every time he was offered one by eating out.
[03:41:47]  When they tried to collect, he didn't have anything of value.
[03:41:49]  The courts could take legally double W Randy.
[03:41:51]  That's how you do it, buddy.
[03:41:52]  That's how you do it.
[03:41:54]  Det Max that shit.
[03:41:57]  Anime Sucks Copen Zen for 5 says, honest question, though, why are they going after Furry before Lolly?
[03:42:01]  I think they're going after Lolly too.
[03:42:03]  I don't know why you're saying furry because I think Gelbaru has LollyCon on it.
[03:42:08]  I'm pretty sure that's the issue.
[03:42:10]  Humble Guardsman for five says, have some money for the cow chair.
[03:42:13]  Ooh, the cow chair.
[03:42:15]  Yeah, buddy.
[03:42:15]  One day I'll do it.
[03:42:17]  I'll do the ad reads and get the cow chair.
[03:42:19]  TP Delugs for five says, keep pushing that boulder of cheese up the hill.
[03:42:22]  God bless.
[03:42:23]  Thank you very much.
[03:42:23]  Appreciate it.
[03:42:24]  Circus Addict for one says, oh shit, I'm super late.
[03:42:27]  How much news is the poop roach and news on the poop roach infestation?
[03:42:31]  Have I missed?
[03:42:32]  Are we any closer to Yeet the Jeep 2025?
[03:42:35]  We are so fucking close to Yeet the Jeep.
[03:42:37]  You have no idea.
[03:42:38]  People are just randomly picking random Indian YouTubers to beat with sticks now when they feel like it.
[03:42:44]  Banana Plugs for 2 says, please tell me you're going to talk about the Trump EO that I just saw two hours ago.
[03:42:48]  No, I'm saving that.
[03:42:49]  I have to look into it.
[03:42:51]  Kiro4 for four says, have you considered making a TV app for QB Farms?
[03:42:56]  It's hard to browse media for a thread in browser on a television.
[03:42:58]  What the fuck is wrong with you?
[03:43:00]  Why are you using the form of TV?
[03:43:02]  Are you fucking okay?
[03:43:03]  Banana Plugs for one says, I'm an idiot.
[03:43:07]  I'm talking about this EO.
[03:43:08]  Yes, I know what you're talking about.
[03:43:09]  No, I have to save it.
[03:43:12]  THIHC 1996 for 5 says, approaching steps with peg legs.
[03:43:16]  Joshi me boy.
[03:43:17]  You haven't now forgotten about us on the Facebook group, have you, Joshi boy?
[03:43:21]  Forgotten ye who made you old Joshi boy.
[03:43:24]  Ah, no, I have not.
[03:43:26]  Actually, I recently checked in on it and banned somebody and approved a bunch of things.
[03:43:30]  The issue was that I was hoping to stream on it, and I can't do that because YouTube, Facebook's streaming system sucks cock.
[03:43:39]  Like, I don't know, I don't know how else to put it.
[03:43:41]  I can't reliably stream on Facebook without resetting it up every single week, and I won't do that.
[03:43:46]  Um, Sergeant Wizard Fist for five says, Ken Ashcrop always was always been weird, and he gets pegged by his wife for NGF.
[03:43:52]  I don't know, I didn't know that, bro.
[03:43:54]  Goya Dante for $20 says, Ang Vondra is a disassociated identity disorder maligner who abandoned a pet because she wouldn't stop pretending to be possessed and left it behind when taken to the hospital.
[03:44:05]  It's very sad.
[03:44:06]  Yeah, she seems like a mental case, bro.
[03:44:08]  She seems real fucked up in the head.
[03:44:10]  The president of Nintendo for five says, How do you animate Nick in your total baldo victory meme?
[03:44:15]  As a beginner, video editor, enjoyer, the best I can do is abusing keyframes.
[03:44:19]  I abuse keyframes.
[03:44:21]  Um, I cut the body and the arms apart, and I use keyframes to uh move them around.
[03:44:27]  And that's it, took me several hours to put that together.
[03:44:30]  Awakened 34 for 20 says, Here's the music that you might find enjoyable.
[03:44:33]  It's clearly attached to my childhood.
[03:44:36]  Ultramantiga theme song.
[03:44:42]  This is like Power Ramp.
[03:44:45]  Oh, I want to say that this is on a playlist that I have somewhere of like meme music.
[03:44:58]  I'm pretty sure I've heard that before.
[03:45:00]  Thank you.
[03:45:01]  John Dodarius for five says, Have a wonderful pizza day.
[03:45:04]  Thank you.
[03:45:05]  Thank you.
[03:45:05]  Sentence up for one says, Fixing her in this economy.
[03:45:08]  My brother in Christ, I can't even fix myself.
[03:45:11]  Yeah, it's rough out there, bro.
[03:45:14]  Red Eyes Black Tragon for 10 says, This is you, by the way.
[03:45:18]  And it's a clip of Hey Arnold.
[03:45:20]  Hey, it's the Pizza Man.
[03:45:21]  I assume you didn't visit our Harold.
[03:45:23]  Maybe I could cheer him up.
[03:45:25]  Harold, someone's here to see you.
[03:45:27]  Go away.
[03:45:29]  It's the pizza man.
[03:45:33]  That's stupid.
[03:45:35]  I hated.
[03:45:36]  I hated Hey Arnold.
[03:45:37]  In case you're wondering, I thought that show was fucking obnoxious as shit.
[03:45:41]  Sneedo for one says, Even on Spotify, Josh can't escape to the VTumer menace.
[03:45:45]  Would you rather listen to Bossman's playlist or VTuber music?
[03:45:47]  Bossman's?
[03:45:47]  I listen to Bossman's playlist like every day.
[03:45:49]  If you listen to VTuber shit, I wouldn't.
[03:45:51]  Pancake Lichador for two says, Hey, Josh, hope you have a good one.
[03:45:54]  Thank you.
[03:45:55]  Cavis for 20 says, Saw the show you recommended.
[03:45:58]  And there's a YouTube link.
[03:46:00]  Every time Lenore Castlevania calls Hector Good Boy in the Castlevania Net.
[03:46:06]  I have not even talked about this.
[03:46:07]  I'm not playing this.
[03:46:08]  This is gay shit.
[03:46:09]  Thank you.
[03:46:10]  RSCRA69 for 20 says, Josh is a fatty, fatty 2x4 couldn't fit through the kitchen door.
[03:46:15]  Thank you.
[03:46:16]  Barrello Furman for one says nothing.
[03:46:18]  Thank you.
[03:46:18]  Not lock for 20 says, hey, except Josh, Space Station 13, Ribiera Station Server IP every Sunday, Saturday at 7 p.m. Eastern Center time.
[03:46:27]  Also, you don't have to play this, but here, and there's a link.
[03:46:30]  Is this in the space station?
[03:46:32]  Every weekend, people advertise the Space Station 13 server in the community happening.
[03:46:37]  If you want to play a space station with people, I haven't played in a long time, but I imagine it's still very fun.
[03:46:43]  Thank you.
[03:46:44]  Debugs for One says, Whoa, buddy.
[03:46:46]  Zen Supper for one says, This retard gets $600 grillion and can't keep a stream up.
[03:46:50]  Actual SMHD.
[03:46:51]  I know.
[03:46:52]  Tell me about it.
[03:46:53]  Debugs for One says, Me no black poppy.
[03:46:55]  I'm Dominican.
[03:46:55]  Every demonican ever.
[03:46:57]  I don't know enough Dominicans to combat on this.
[03:47:00]  Bunker Housing for three says, You are mooted saw.
[03:47:03]  I figured it out.
[03:47:03]  Thank you.
[03:47:05]  Girlfriend Haver for five says, Josh, don't know if you can see this, but you are muted.
[03:47:08]  There is no audio.
[03:47:09]  Please consider fixing it.
[03:47:10]  Yes, I fixed it.
[03:47:11]  Thank you.
[03:47:11]  Now it's Cop 5 for 5 says, I know it's frustrating for you, but the part where Josh struggles with technical difficulties is one of the most entertaining parts of the stream every week.
[03:47:17]  It's like a recurring joke.
[03:47:19]  Yeah, it's super intentional, bro.
[03:47:20]  It's a bit like Sam Hyde and the gorilla nest.
[03:47:23]  Vendar for 380 says, I can fix her with some good old alcohol-fueled domestic abuse.
[03:47:27]  Hurrah, Turupan, Yapatia, Peter.
[03:47:30]  And good luck with that.
[03:47:32]  Yeah, it's before says, She has my neighbor.
[03:47:34]  By the way, you're clipping your audio at some point in your processing chain and brick walls at 2 DM.
[03:47:38]  Yeah, I limit it.
[03:47:39]  No, so it's not super loud.
[03:47:42]  Kurt Eichenwald, anime master reader for 10.
[03:47:44]  I already read this.
[03:47:45]  Thank you.
[03:47:46]  Koly Dante for 20 says, Pearl is obsessed with the wall because she's shaped like a brick.
[03:47:50]  She hit the wall at like 20, I think.
[03:47:52]  Thank you.
[03:47:53]  Anime Sucks Copets in for 5 says, hope you're setting up a podcast with Lewis Rossman, Eric July, and Maddox.
[03:47:57]  When is the first episode?
[03:47:59]  I don't think so.
[03:48:00]  Let's restart the stream again for 20 says, I'm sorry, Mr. Moon, there's only one course of action left.
[03:48:04]  You got to make the gorilla next.
[03:48:06]  I'm so close to it, buddy.
[03:48:07]  I'm so close.
[03:48:09]  Thank you.
[03:48:10]  Lil Petard for five says, speech slurring, stream cutting out, tripping over computer cables.
[03:48:14]  Josh, the drunk streams are going too far.
[03:48:16]  Fuck you.
[03:48:17]  Poor Glack for one says, you ever listen to 93.7's Trump Country Radio down in Florida?
[03:48:23]  No, I did not know that was a thing.
[03:48:26]  CPEG for five says, a church friend of mine died last week.
[03:48:30]  No public cause of death.
[03:48:31]  I think a lot of people tried to Google the cause of death because an AI slot channel thought she was famous and made a video obituary.
[03:48:38]  Wow.
[03:48:39]  Okay, that's crazy.
[03:48:41]  That's really creepy.
[03:48:43]  I bet it's a fucking jeet too.
[03:48:44]  That's creepy.
[03:48:44]  I bet you like lurks to see what trends are arising and then like seals that and makes obituary.
[03:48:49]  That's creepy as fuck.
[03:48:50]  Bunker housing for three says, yeah, those Danish are weird.
[03:48:53]  Trust me, I know.
[03:48:53]  We Swedes are expert on the Danes.
[03:48:55]  Did you know Sweden and Denmark have the world record for most wars?
[03:48:59]  No, I did not know that.
[03:49:00]  That is interesting.
[03:49:02]  Saxon Bear for 10 says, Cash at Patel.
[03:49:04]  It now makes sense why his name is the neighbor version of PayPal, a cheap imitation of the established tech product.
[03:49:12]  Very fitting.
[03:49:13]  SAR.
[03:49:14]  Yeah, I have nothing good to say about him, really.
[03:49:16]  I don't know anything about him.
[03:49:18]  Except he won't leak the Epstein list.
[03:49:21]  Thank you.
[03:49:21]  Bunker Hazlick for 4 says, did not know you were Korean.
[03:49:23]  Also, evidence besides Singh sleuthing bonsai trees are a chink hobby.
[03:49:27]  The Japanese.
[03:49:28]  Brella Furman for 2 says, I wasn't a Groyper or a constant watcher, but I like Nick until the Medicare stuff happened.
[03:49:33]  I saw how self-serving he was.
[03:49:35]  Plus, I heard about the Ali stuff.
[03:49:36]  Dude, I forget him even mentioned that.
[03:49:38]  He let a fucking brown Muslim pedophile molest one of his young boys and his little groupie sphere.
[03:49:45]  And then he blamed the young boy for getting molested, despite the fact that he knew that Ali was A, brown, which is disqualifying in and of itself.
[03:49:55]  B Muslim, disqualifying in and of itself.
[03:49:57]  And C, a pedophile, according to Milo, said that he knew.
[03:50:01]  Or at least knew that he was gay.
[03:50:04]  And then he blamed Smiley for getting molested.
[03:50:07]  And then all of the America First People dock Smiley for daring to get molested by Ali and thereby making Fuentes look bad.
[03:50:15]  He's just the biggest, worst fucking cunt on the planet.
[03:50:17]  I hope he gets what's coming to him.
[03:50:19]  Ronberger for two says, 30 seconds mentioned the drawing fish tank featured over the last week and shit was so cash.
[03:50:24]  There was a fish tank and people could draw fishes and people made Hitler fishes and they got approved because someone hacked it.
[03:50:31]  Space Allen for five says, sorry if I missed it, but did you say what's going on with Ofcom?
[03:50:35]  Nope.
[03:50:36]  Bunker Rousing for 3 says, if Jim is dead, you're going to have to start work on the remembrance stream.
[03:50:40]  That's not my job.
[03:50:42]  Anime Sucks Cope with Sneed for Two says, that guy's cat is in heaven agreeing with my two cats.
[03:50:46]  That's sorry.
[03:50:46]  You're an idiot for watching anime.
[03:50:48]  That's very mean.
[03:50:49]  Pentard for five says, you can find new few Fuentes fans streaming on Twitch, and they are all the most delusional gay retards on the planet and use having white wife and kids as an insult.
[03:51:01]  Wow, that's sad.
[03:51:03]  Rat Lord111 for 2 says, buy yourself a three cheese quesadilla.
[03:51:08]  Spingle Cat for one says, on a recent Kino Casino, PPP had an Indian experience in a bathroom.
[03:51:13]  The Indian in the next doll was using the toilet as his bidet.
[03:51:15]  Yeah, I heard his rant about that.
[03:51:17]  That's very fucking gross.
[03:51:18]  But I don't live in an area with jeets.
[03:51:21]  Stay looking at everyone says I missed the XXL grilled stuff burrito Jersey.
[03:51:25]  I didn't I was not around for that, I missed the Cantaina burrito.
[03:51:29]  Okay, I'm about to fucking die.
[03:51:30]  Thank you for watching.
[03:51:31]  I'm sorry I didn't show the boss man foot.

=== Emotional Fraud Friend Caught Tears (03:56) ===

[03:51:33]  I just can't do it anymore.
[03:51:34]  I'm about to collapse.
[03:51:35]  Take it easy.
[03:51:37]  See you soon.
[03:51:39]  Bye-bye, sorry.
[03:51:47]  I'm working on my mental health.
[03:51:52]  Help by helping out myself.
[03:51:57]  Looking out for love, care for me to care for anyone.
[03:52:06]  I keep thinking about mom and dad.
[03:52:11]  How they gave me everything they had.
[03:52:16]  They did all they could, I should be glad.
[03:52:21]  But they gave it good and I took the bad.
[03:52:25]  I'm an emotional fraud.
[03:52:28]  Using every thought to get what I want.
[03:52:34]  And I wanna get caught.
[03:52:37]  I'm not an open boy.
[03:52:40]  Put me on your heart.
[03:52:43]  I wanna make it stop.
[03:52:46]  I just wanna get caught.
[03:52:48]  I'm an emotional fraud.
[03:52:58]  I've been learning how to cry.
[03:53:03]  How to use this pain I've got inside to be more honest, less insincere.
[03:53:12]  And show the world what's behind my tears.
[03:53:18]  All your flaws make you perfect.
[03:53:22]  So if you're sad, then make it worth it and show the pain you're going through so someone out there feels it too.
[03:53:36]  I'm an emotional fraud.
[03:53:39]  I'm using every thought to get what I want.
[03:53:45]  And I wanna get caught.
[03:53:48]  I'm not an open boy.
[03:53:51]  Put me on your heart.
[03:53:54]  I wanna make it stop.
[03:53:57]  I just wanna get caught.
[03:53:59]  I'm an emotional fraud.
[03:54:19]  I'm an emotional friend
[03:54:56]  How to use this pain I've got inside.
[03:55:00]  I'm an emotional fraud.
[03:55:03]  I'm using every thought to get what I want.
[03:55:09]  And I wanna get caught.
[03:55:12]  I'm not an open book.
[03:55:15]  Put me on your hood.
[03:55:17]  I wanna make it stop.
[03:55:20]  I just wanna get caught.
[03:55:23]  I'm an emotional friend.
[03:55:29]  I'm an emotional