Shannon Gaines, known as Gator Gamer, retires his persona amid harassment from Kiwi Farms and critiques of his far-right politics and alleged pedophilic obsessions with "lolly" VTubers. The episode dissects his volatile relationship with Josh Moon, his promotion of extremist content like Redo of Healer, and his failed attempts to emulate Mr. Medeker. Ultimately, the discussion exposes the toxic intersection of online subcultures, where conspiracy theories, sexualized fetishes, and real-world harassment converge within the VTuber community. [Automatically generated summary]
He's one of the greatest, most monumental personalities of the sector leaving us too soon.
Too soon, buddy.
The head of the sector.
He's the head of the table.
He's the successor to Jim Medeker himself.
The eldest of fags.
Gator.
We all love Gator, don't we, guys?
What's played with soundboarding?
You want to explain?
Because, you know, I thought that it meant that Gator was graduating from school.
He was finally going to be an x-ray technician and he was quitting the internet and living out his dreams.
He was going to touch grass.
But no, apparently not.
Josh, care to explain the dark esoteric lore of graduating, the sinister secrets of VTubing, but yeah.
So among between the three of us, I am going to be the designated VTuber expert, which is a miserable distinction.
People in the comments are calling it out.
They're like, Josh doesn't know fucking anything about Vtubers.
They go, Josh only knows the most entry level of Vtuber stuff.
And then we know even less.
So it really is the blind leading the fucking blind here.
But Josh, go ahead.
You are the resident VTube expert.
Hit us with that sweet lore, bro.
This goes way back.
Okay.
So people might be vaguely familiar with the VTuber, but the term graduation actually has a deeper root in the Korean and Japanese idol industries, which is basically this weird thing where they take teen girls and they parade them around and adult men fawn over them.
When they come of age, when they are no longer childlike, they are fired.
Kind of like when a racehorse breaks its legs, it's put out to the glue factory.
When the idol becomes an adult and is no longer valuable to the corporation, they are graduated, which is their nice, because remember when it sounds like a high school thing, you know, graduating from high school, but it sounds like they're moving on to bigger and better things.
And it's a tearful occasion where they're just progressing in life.
But, you know, they're not being fired, but they're totally being fired.
And VTubing, they borrow heavily from the idol industry.
So graduating is the same thing.
If for whatever reason, they are getting fired or they're leaving a company.
Oftentimes they can't bring the character that they control.
So they have to leave that character as intellectual property to the corporation they're leaving.
So the character will graduate.
And Gator, by saying he's graduating, what he's saying, you might think, as you said, you might think mistakenly that he's growing up.
He's getting a job.
He's moving on.
He's 38 fucking years old.
He might be doing figured it out.
Yeah, no, absolutely not.
He is simply retiring the alias, the Gator Gamer, and he is moving on to something else.
My moniker so far, he hasn't debuted as his new personality.
And the Gator is not formally his past life.
That's the terminology for it.
Not yet.
So we don't know what it is, but I'm going to be calling him the anime Aardvark.
That's my presumption.
Well, I thought that's what he was going to be is the angry anime Aardvark, the AAA or whatever there.
Triple-A.
Yeah.
So he's literally, he literally put out this announcement.
I thought it was like a joke because he's done this shit before where he's made like joke, like parodies of things that have happened in the scene because he considered kind of like a flamenco is the best comparison.
He considers himself like a VTuber commentator, which is what Flamenko was before he self-immolated.
But no, he's literally just retiring the alias, the Gator Gamer, and nothing else is changing because as I'll get into, actually, this is the culmination of this.
He says that the name Gator Gamer has too much baggage and it's holding him back in the VTuber industry.
So he has to.
I think the fact that he's not a woman with like a child's voice is holding him back in the VTuber space, isn't it?
No, no, no.
You misunderstand.
He's not trying to be a VTuber.
He might try to come out as a VTuber because there are a couple of male VTubers.
But just as a commentator, like he wants to be more friendly with the personalities and the VTubing industry, but they Google the Gator Game War and they see all this shit about Ethan Ralph and the Kiwi Farms.
And they're like, I can't talk to you.
So the anime women won't come off.
Does he think it's really going to help that much or are the anime women used to Gator's caliber of, uh, they're not.
There's actually, I don't know if I have, I don't have this in the notes, but there's actually a leaked DM with his Oshi, Kiki Pyongpyon.
And Kiki Pyongpyon is telling this person that she broadcasted her meet and greet at one of these conventions and Gator showed up and she said it was like the worst decision she's ever made.
She's not going to be broadcasting them anymore.
So no, he actually does have like an actual stink around him and they don't want to be, they don't want to associate with him.
Well, I can see that.
Yeah, I can see that, Josh.
Well, you know, it's played the graduation term.
You were saying it's used for like people who are in the industry and they're moving on because they're too old or whatever the hell, right?
But Gator was never in the industry.
Did he make up this own, like, did he just steal this graduation theme and used it for himself?
It's just autism, isn't it?
Or was he anointed?
He wasn't anointed or anything, was he?
No.
By Kiki?
He was anointed as a VTuber.
I honestly, God, I think Gator suffers from actual hallucinations because some of the shit he doesn't.
Well, we're going to get into it.
He said that a demon attached itself to you and possessed you.
And that's why you don't like him, Josh.
You're possessed by demonic entities.
Well, I've never been checked for.
I guess it's possible.
That was around the Son of Demon.
I guess he's like a genuine believer of the Sonichu demon, and he believes that I am currently possessed by it.
That's his whole goal.
Okay.
Okay.
So I'm sure, by the way, there's a lot of people who have no idea who the Gator gamer Shannon Gaines is.
We're going to give you guys a little bit of an introduction to who Gator is.
So we have a folder here called A Taste of Gator.
We have to thank Dan G for 90 stuff.
No, he did more than that.
He did 135, I believe.
He did 40.
I missed that last one.
What the fuck?
Thank you, Dan G.
And then we got DJ Ray for 50 subs.
Big support.
Oh, my.
Holy shit.
Big support.
Oh, buddy.
And then happy birthday, Alexandra, for five subs.
Alberta for a sub.
Cappy Bear a supporter for five subs as well.
Big support today.
Saber Wolf.
It's gonna be a fun day.
It's gonna be a different show.
But guys, and by the way, if you're new, we have everything laid out.
Josh got an Ashton got everything laid out.
Yeah.
There's some scenes with me in it.
You're gonna see maybe Young Wars.
Watching that video from the cold open made me cringe, bro.
Yeah.
Look at myself, bud.
Like me.
Imagine how the rest of us felt.
I was like, young Worski, was he ever young?
This guy's been old forever.
All right.
So we're getting into who is Gator.
And so we're going to start off here with a tweet that is just, it really does sum up Gator.
And we're going to then go into an article that Gator wrote about growing up and his life.
And then we're just going to show you various assorted pieces of Gator cringe to give you a sense of what Gator is like.
So Josh, if you can see there, we're sharing the window with you so you can see this stuff as it pulls up.
Let's see.
I got all the files ready to go.
So I got it downloaded.
And I'm going to add Josh to this thing, OBS, on the side here, but you can continue and I'll just do this in the background.
All righty.
So just let me know when you all you're all ready for this.
And let's get guys drapping.
The cringe is going to be very, very strong to this.
More than usual, more than usual.
Man, this is what I said this to Josh before.
This is like the sector equivalent to baby seal clubbing.
This is just straight up bullying.
Like there's no straight up.
Like we're just picking on the lowest, stinkiest fucking retard in the whole sector and just fucking clubbing him.
It's tough.
It's tough for Gator.
Whoa.
What the fuck happened there, buddy?
I'm trying to get out of the OBS stream ready.
All right.
So we're going to start here, I guess.
All right.
So we have this tweet from Gator.
Now, this is back before he was even the Gator gamer.
This was about sarcasm.
Yes.
And this is Gator saying that the part of the reason he got into gaming was because he was bullied at school.
So it's not because Gator enjoyed games or it was a fun way to pass the time.
Gator got into gaming because he was rejected by society at large.
No one wanted to be his friend.
Certainly no one wanted to date Gator.
It was because he was bullied.
And that trend has continued for his entire life today.
No, nothing has changed since 2014.
It's been 11 years and everything is the exact fucking same.
So we're going to get into Gator wrote this in 2012.
Geek to chic.
From geek to chic.
And when you guys see Gator, he is not chic.
He is very much a geek.
The definition of a fucking geek.
Oh boy.
So here comes Gator.
This Brian Holliman.
He goes, I was used to getting picked on in late elementary and early middle school for the things I liked.
I was what most modern people consider a geek.
I went to school wearing Star Wars and Star Trek stuff, Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy, Dragon Ball Z, and other related things.
What a nerd, buddy.
What a fucking buddy.
He's so fucking uncool, buddy.
Loser, loser, loser.
It's fucking coming.
You know, I gotta say, just, I hate to interrupt so early, but it's like, this is written in 2012.
And I was thinking in 2012, where was I?
And I was like, I was 19, and I was just moving out for the first time.
Gator's 38.
So he was like, like, what, 25 when he wrote this?
Reminiscing about how he was bullied in school.
You'd think he would have moved on by that point.
Is he 38?
Yes.
He's as old as Ralph.
Man, I didn't know that.
This is like the ultimate self-felt report.
He goes, the popular kids at school liked to make fun of the fact that I liked anime video games and science fiction things and consistently made my life absolute hell every chance they could.
Now, Gator, was it that or was it the fact that you wouldn't take a fucking shower and you were morbidly obese and socially awkward and fucking a total spurt?
Like, you know, I don't know if it was your, because, you know, you got to think, like, even back then, was it really that big of a deal to like Dragon Ball or Starbucks?
Or Metal Gear?
Everyone liked Metal Gear.
I know, but like, it's him blaming this shit instead of blaming himself.
But okay.
I tried to get into the stuff that the popular kids like.
So he just admits he was a total poser.
He was like wobbling fucking worm, sucking up to the popular kids.
And he found that he just really didn't fit in with him.
Moreover, they saw right through his ruse and dislike me even more.
What did he write that?
Take the popular kids on a ruse cruise that he was a badass jock on the fucking sports.
It's literally never changed.
It's, I know, it's the same for Jesus' sake.
He tried to take us all through this ruse that he was Daddy Jim and he was this really smart, badass, edgy eldest fat.
But now, but you know, everybody saw through it immediately.
It's nothing changed.
He goes, I talked to my father about it at the time.
Imagine being Gator's father.
Imagine being his father.
Why did he write?
Oh, no.
What was this for?
A website?
Like an article website?
Like, what is this?
Is this a forum?
I don't fucking know, buddy.
This is his journalist.
What's crazy to me, he wrote it in 2012 and then he updated it in 2020.
So he actually came back to this.
Like, it's some treasured article.
Delusions of Grandeur00:11:46
You're right.
That's crazy.
That's actually crazier than writing this.
Seven years or eight years later.
Okay.
He talked to his father about it at the time and about how frustrated he was with the whole situation and told me that one day all of the stuff they love and adore will be looked on as really stupid and the geeks will inherit the culture.
There's no way his dad actually said, don't worry, son.
One day sports will be uncool, son.
And nobody will be drinking beer or partying or fucking chick.
Bro, it's going to be anime, son.
That was a common cope.
I remember even being told that in the future, it'll be like the computer people that rule everything and they'll have tons of money.
That's what he's referring to.
It was that old quote.
It was the adage, be nice to a nerd.
One day they'll be your boss or whatever.
Precisely.
It was a very common cope, you know.
Anyway, he goes, he explained to me that popular culture works in a cycle and things that today are really awesome will one day be looked down upon.
He gave me the example of the box of pogs in my closet upstairs, how cool they were and how nobody cares about them anymore.
Okay, let's go to the next.
He kept his pogs, by the way.
That's crazy.
Oh my God.
One day, Star Wars, Star Trek, my video games and anime that I enjoy will become popular on a mainstream level.
That's like the darkest timeline.
And it's actually kind of the timeline we really are ending up with.
It is happening.
Top of Hollywood.
Oh, man.
Gator knew.
Oh, no, buddy.
And when and when that day happens, I will be the cool one.
Now, what that's crazy is lying.
Now, what Gator didn't understand is what actually happens is that all of the socially adept people just steal all of his hobbies away from him and just like have a surface level, shallow understanding of it and still are cool.
That's the thing, Gator.
Those who are cool will always be cool.
And those who are Spergs like you, Gator, will always be Spurgs, buddy.
Doesn't matter what the interest is.
I will be the cool one.
He told me to just keep being myself and always stay true to who I am deep down.
And the day shall come that the things that I enjoy are popular and I can impress everyone with my knowledge and wisdom from being a fan for so long.
Buddy, I'm dying.
I'm fucking cringing so fucking hard.
That day arrived in high school.
Wow.
I met so many friends that shared the same interests as me.
And everyone thought we were awesome for being so into comic books, video games, and anime.
Come on.
Oh, everybody thought Gator was the Chad King.
The cheerleaders were lining up to suck his cock, I'm sure.
That's bullshit, by the way, because I'm almost the same age as him.
And when I was in high school, that shit wasn't popularized still, even then.
It was about smoking weed and drinking.
You know what I mean?
It was a really shocking experience to go from being the outcast to suddenly being looked up to for having this almost encyclopedic knowledge of Final Fantasy and the Star Wars and universe.
This never happened.
This never happened with the Avengers and the Dark Knight Rises being such huge successes and the rise of casual gaming.
Never has there been more support for what I would consider the geek culture.
People that couldn't have cared less about whether Han shocked.
Is he really saying that?
Okay.
People that couldn't have cared less about whether Han shot Greedo first.
He did, by the way.
Oh, what the future holds in store for the Master Chief or whether the Yuzon Vong, the Borg, or the Cylons would win in a three-way battle royale.
I've suddenly found an interest in such things, and I absolutely love it.
And what other slice of pop culture can you fly to distant galaxies on a faster-than-light ship and poorly dance around in a club with a race of attractive?
Okay, this is fucking insane.
With a race of attractive blue-skinned women that have psychic powers while expressing your love of every store on a particular space station in brackets referring to the Mass Effect series of games.
What?
What is he talking about?
He's jacking off to the blue chicks in Mass Effect?
Listen.
This is like a Facebook meme of like a kid reading a book.
And it's like, when you read books, you go on every adventure.
And there's like this like mural painting of like all sorts of different fantasy settings.
It's like he is genuinely like celebrating this like Facebook boomerism about how wonderful it is to indulge fantasy.
And it's just like, it's so weird how when you read this, there's so many things that apply to him currently.
And it's like he really hasn't progressed mentally since he was in high school at all.
And I think one of the most telling things is how he doesn't seem to, he says like he was the popular kid when he was in high school.
And I'm just thinking like.
He has that Christianism where he can't tell like a dozen people talking to him does not equal like a global smash hit franchise success.
Like how Chris thought a couple people talking to him was like the Sancho series spreading across the world.
He really doesn't seem to understand that, you know, 30 viewers on the anime boomer podcast does not actually equal something worth anything, you know?
Well, no, just because there were a few people that tolerated his presence and would allow him to spurg out about his interests and politely nod does not, in fact, make him a Chad King, who was the most popular kid in high school.
Okay, next slide, because this somehow continues.
He goes, the point is that the geeks have inherited the mantle of pop, the mantle of pop culture leadership.
That's a fucking retard.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
And I think we need to start acting like we need to continue our takeover of popular culture.
No wonder this guy was in Gamergate, buddy.
I would like to see studios invest more time and money in science fiction shows that get kids to think about the future of aerospace engineering and space travel rather than spending their money on staging bar fights on whatever stupid reality show garbage MTV thinks of.
I tip my fedora to you, good son.
Whoa, he's a deep thinker.
He's some sort of intellectual out here, buddy.
This just reminds me of like movie Bob thinking that he's going to explore the stars, you know, but if it wasn't for the dastardly Chuds and the stupid, ignorant Philistines that held him back, you know, look what they took from us.
We would be on the holodeck right now if it wasn't for Jersey Shore.
Damn it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You watch Star Wars and you want to start engineering spaceships for other worlds.
Oh, not those, not those mean jocks and the popular kids.
They're on TV.
Oh.
This is also something he still believes in, by the way.
In the episode that I watched in preparation for this, he both talks about Elon Musk and colonizing Mars in like this really like dreamy-eyed way about how he wants to be one of the first people on Mars.
By the way, we're not going to populate Mars with a Gator.
That's not happening.
He's getting left behind.
And he also was talking.
Oh, he's really infatuated with this idea that the Gamergate was super successful and they got Trump elected.
He like genuinely believes that.
He really does believe that.
And it's insane.
It's insane.
The delusions of grandeur of the gamer Gator.
He goes, I think it would do wonders towards directing our culture further towards innovation and thinking outside the box and less on whether the Kardashian family actually matters in the grand scheme of human existence.
Spoiler, they don't.
Well, I hate to tell you this, Gator, but they matter a lot more than you do.
They matter a lot more than you do.
I think it was Kardashian's father that got OJ off, if I remember correctly, which was one of the most important events of the 1990s.
Spoiler alert.
Some of the most influential, well-connected, rich people on the face of the earth, Gator.
But what about heroes or Firefly, Ashton?
This is that really honey.
This is such an ice-cold take, dude.
This is like the most freezing cold take you can possibly imagine.
It's just so pedestrian and so generic.
Oh, these damn fucking little stupid celebrities on the TV.
I can't believe our society celebrates these people.
We need more Buffy the Vampire Slayer shows like Heroes, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Battlestar Galactica.
All of these things are all just meaningless escapism, Gator.
All of these things are just Hollywood products for people to consume.
It's a blueprint.
So he ties his entire meaning and life to this as though it's something actually worth celebrating and not just a media property to entertain.
It's all equally fucking stupid.
It's just equally stupid versions of entertainment for different types of people.
But Gator really thought it was profound.
Anyway, it's rekindled in many a sense of wonder and imagination that our society so desperately needs.
It is imaginative minds from which the future blossoms.
Yeah, vampire the I mean, Buffy's Vampire Slayer is the blueprint for the future of how they saw these shows.
That's how we're gonna save the West.
So here's Gator, guys.
This is your first glimpse of this is young Gator, I guess.
Wow.
Here he is dancing.
Let's hit play and let's have a look.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What is this fine?
What is this post?
Why is he dancing in front of chicken?
I don't know, man.
Close your laundry room door for buddy.
This is like, is this him at the college dorm?
I honestly have no idea.
Hey, is this a massage table on the right?
Is that a massage table?
It's like a fold-out table that you can actually eat dinner at because the kitchen is too small, otherwise.
It's just like loop this, loop this for a minute.
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
I just want to watch it a few times.
Let's just watch this a few times just to witness.
College Dorm Chaos00:13:23
This is the Gator gamer.
This is the savior of Western civilization.
This is the intellectual mind whose imagination was kindled by sci-fi adventures to lead us into the bold new frontier that the jocks and the preppy kids at school could never even fathom in a million years on their slopes.
He's like a fat retard phenotype.
You got it.
Look at this.
Bro, look at that with a circus music.
It actually makes all right.
All right.
All right.
So now here we go.
Here is now here he is as the full-fledged Gator gamer.
They tried to shut me up because I speak the truth about them in a highly effective way.
Once again, effective.
Did he have a stroke or something?
I don't know.
He's pulling the warski.
Once again, their nose was exposed.
Remember, Eagle Eyes Gator remembers all and sees all you cock suckers and all your fucking gay ops.
Eagle, Eagle Eye Gator.
Eagle Eyes Gator, Josh.
He's the panopticon of the internet, buddy.
He's got his eyes on you and he's gonna fucking expose your nose, bud.
Oh, so fucking funny.
Okay.
Now, all right.
So here's Gator talking about his work and school and stuff.
And I just want everybody to note how similar he sounds to Mr. Medeker.
This is like a prime example of what the term was coined years ago, Jim walking.
Just listen to the affect on his voice.
Okay.
No shit.
What do you mean?
We don't have the money to go to Planet Fitness.
This is $9, Gator.
He's poor.
He's out of shape.
He's fat.
Listen, he has to save every penny.
Listen, buddy.
Just say you're too lazy to go to the gym.
Just say that, bud.
Like, why do you want to cope?
Oh, my God.
Oh, you don't say.
You don't say, Gator.
You've been employed for like every line is just fucking brutal in this.
Yeah, every line is a felt like.
Sorry, what is the name of this video?
Jim.
That's Jim, is it not?
Go ahead.
What is this, Josh?
What are you saying?
What was the name of this video?
I can't hear the audio for my son.
Oh, fuck.
You gotta click on the.
You got to click on the other window because my window is the wildest.
There's two worst keys.
This is the watch stream one that I have to click on.
Yes.
Yeah.
Hit that and then right-click it.
And then you can boost it up there.
Yeah, yeah.
Bring this right back to the beginning and let's have Josh listen to this again.
Yeah, I know it's a bit confusing, but yeah, yeah.
All right.
The way he says shit there at 29 seconds is exactly the same way Jim says it.
And for those of you who don't know, Gator is best known as the co-host of the kill stream, where he operated basically as a glorified soundboard and worshiped the ground that Ralph walked on, thought he was a god king and swept for him no matter what he did.
But the only person that he viewed as higher than Ethan Ralph in his eyes was Mr. Medeker.
And he desired to live as Jim and embody Jim in everything that he did.
So just have a listen.
Frick out from the gym.
I don't go to the gym.
I mostly just walk and lift kettlebells.
Kettlebell workout sucks.
The money to go to the gym.
I have to save every penny.
Hang on.
Press one if you think he actually lifted kettlebells.
Press two if this is a lie.
And he's never even two, I've been unemployed for a little while.
So been working on getting a better job, working on going back to school, getting a degree in radiography, which is kind of why I've been kind of quiet lately.
I've been working behind the scenes trying to deal with the college shit.
There it is.
That's Jim.
I guess technically it's not, it's not a.
Yeah, you're right.
Like the way he said the word, it's just like ripped out of a Medeker stream.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a community college stuff.
So it's infinitely cheaper.
You know, you're not beholding as much to the government, you know, all that shit.
But, you know, I'm trying to, the computer science thing just isn't fucking working.
It's very difficult to find a good job unless you move halfway across the country.
And I like where I live.
I like it.
Gator impacted by the H-1D visa epidemic.
Yeah, Gator most affected.
I like that.
Go anywhere else.
Obviously, I'm not going to say exactly where I live because people already kind of have an inkling they know where it is.
So the less information and less specifics I give, the better.
Certification.
Yeah, it's basically like that.
It's basically like a certification to do all that stuff, to do x-rays and all that stuff.
Science is non-hetero.
As you can see, there's a reason why Gator Time never took off.
Okay.
So here somebody messaged this to Gator.
I think it's worth mentioning just real quick that GatorTime was in the timeline of Gator when he got hooked up with Ethan Ralph for a couple years.
I think at some point he realized that that ship was not going to take him to the level of celebrity that he would prefer.
So he tried to co-host a different co-host and separately host his own show called Gator Time that he advertised every so often on Ralph's stream and it went nowhere.
So that was his brief foray into being independent and it was extremely unsuccessful.
And actually, I'm kind of curious because it gave me a funny thought listening to him.
Sometimes I've listened or like binge watch like either like a TV show or like a certain like streamer's like history of videos.
And if they have like an accent from like the UK or something, sometimes I'll notice that I'll like accidentally say something of that accent just because I've heard it so often like in the last couple days.
And I wonder, is he actively trying to impersonate Jim or does he just have Jim one loop 24 seven?
24 seven.
And he's like brainwashing.
He listens to it while sleeping like in Dexter's lab and wakes up saying, I'm le du from like Jim.
I think it's a bit of both, to be honest.
You know, I think for him, Jim is his friend simulator, right?
Because he has no real friends.
So he just watches Medeker on loop and, you know, pretends like Jim is his best friend.
He used his soundboard to get like responses.
So when he talks to himself, he can do Jim responses.
He probably loves chat GPT, huh?
No, I'd like to know if this was ever revealed because somebody asked, you know, they made a Twitter thread, what's the biggest impact you've made on the internet?
And Gator says, shockingly, nothing to do with the kill stream.
I'll talk about it one day when my true identity is finally revealed.
Well, Brian Holloman, or as you'll always be in my heart, Shannon Gaines, your identity has been revealed.
So will you tell us what your huge impact on the internet was and how it had nothing to do with the kill stream, please?
Yeah, are there yours?
There he is.
That's Gator in his Mr. Medeker hat.
Oh, I thought that was Jim for a sec.
It turns out that's actually Mr. Matoker.
Oh, no.
There's another Gator.
Oh, another Gator.
Mediker is actually just his fight club alter ego and sort of fat alter ego he made up to make feel better about himself.
It turns out that he is Mr. Medeker all along and Mr. Medeker is the Tyler Durden where he actually is confident and not as he looks like obese AJ Styles here, if anybody knows.
That's why when he's graduating, Medeker vanished.
Gator, that's crazy.
Oh my God, Zoom in.
Holy shit, buddy.
Oh, man.
He's got the Timex.
He's got the Time X watch.
Oh, man.
There's the Globe in the Dark watch.
Oh, no.
Here's Gator.
He's a real badass.
He's a real edgy dude.
Listen to Gator here.
This is so funny.
I don't always do what people tell me to do.
In fact, the more people tell me not to do something, the more I make an effort to actually do it.
Oh!
What is it?
Fuck you.
I won't do what you tell me from Rage Against them.
Lifestyle.
That's my lifestyle.
And he said it like Jim at the end.
It's kind of my lifestyle, chat.
Oh, oh, this son's all so brutal, buddy.
This is back from his college days.
Yep, there it goes.
They're playing slender, right?
Buddy, look at how spastic he is with the middle fingers here.
Holy shit!
I think he's playing slender.
Oh, lifestyle.
Maybe I'm wrong.
But imagine this is back in Gator's college days.
He actually made a bunch of student films that I don't think we're going to cover today because we have a lot to get through.
But this is back during his college days.
He was doing these media projects or whatever.
Imagine actually recording this, thinking it's funny, and posting it to the internet.
I just actually Pete Gator.
He's hanging out with friends in his own apartment and shit.
Like, you know, you're actually right, Josh.
And you know what?
It's fucking tough, buddy.
That this is as good as it ever got for Gator.
This is actually the peak of his life.
Damn.
Is he streaming or machine gun middle finger?
Okay.
Okay.
That's that primo cringe shit.
That's that Columbian.
So this is the very first moment that Gator and Ralph interacted together.
This is that incredible moment in time that led to so much internet lore where Gator goes.
So from what I've gathered, the Ralph Retort situation is people known for trolling are mad that they've been treated as trolls.
And from that, a beautiful relationship.
That's Ralph's awesome.
Super.
That's his old.
That's like 20, 2014 tops.
That's his old, old one.
That changed the course of history.
It's like the birth of Hitler or something.
You know what I mean?
It really was a fork in the road.
And now, this is Ralph blackout drunk recounting how he convinced Gator to quit his job to be his man servant full-time.
And also how he convinced Randbot to quit his job as a garbage man to be a full-time neo-Nazi.
So I know he told me he was a garbage truck.
I have to say, like, he's absolutely silly.
I miss this, Ralph.
You know, like, Ralph.
No, he told me he was a garbage truck driver.
And so, and that, and he was miserable in this role.
Imagine, imagine quitting your job to follow this man.
This, like, Jesus coming to the disciples and their fish, cast down your nests and follow me, bitch, and I will lead you into a lucrative internet streaming career.
Oh, like, you know, just be a streamer.
I think you have enough talent to be a streamer and you don't have to, you don't have to submit to that.
And I talk to him quitting his job as if as if doing a real fucking job and doing the trash is like shameful.
Like, you don't have to submit to actually working, you know.
It's a great job that actually has pretty good pay and good benefits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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And it's actually like an essential part of society.
But no, no, it's much better to get drunk and poo your pants on live stream like Rand does today.
Yeah.
I did the same thing with Gator.
He was a grocery bagger.
And I said, dude, like, you hate this job.
Like, just the bagger?
He just bagged?
That's it?
Yeah.
That's many of the cashiers.
And then we have the baggers at the end for the.
Okay.
I don't think they do that anymore, but it used to be, especially when they're really, really busy around seasons.
They'll have two to an aisle.
But isn't the bagger role like designed for like the elderly and the infirmed and like children?
The special needs people.
Yeah, usually it's like the special needs guys.
They're the fucking baggers at the grocery store.
Not to demean people who bag groceries, you know.
It's just like, whoa, buddy Gator, that's all you were doing, bud?
Like, shit.
Oh, man.
Okay, that was that.
That's a taste of Gator, just to give you a brief sampling of what he's like.
Now, I just want to show you guys, Gator has a waifu.
And for those of you who are unaware, a waifu is a wife in Japanese.
And it's like, what these...
Josh, do you want to give an explanation of this?
As the anime expert?
A waifu is just a girl that's in an anime or like a game or your VT.
Well, VTubers have a different word, but for like video games and anime shows, it's just a girl that they're into for whatever reason.
I've always said that the anime women are written by heavily autistic Japanese men, so they appeal more to Autistic Play in the U.S. They're like, oh, this woman would understand me, but it's just like written by like a guy.
Yeah, go ahead.
So it's just what's really bizarre about it is that they'll give these characters really in-depth backgrounds, down to their blood type, because blood types have like a, like a, like the, the star constellation, things that they do in like the U.s.
Like your blood type has like a meaning to your personality in Japan.
So they'll even like chart their blood types.
And Gator remembers his waifu's birthdays and I guess they're plugged into his calendar because he never misses a beat.
Yes yes, he always celebrates his waifu's birthdays and I guess the best way to sum it up is, it's an imaginary girlfriend for lonely weebs where they pretend that it.
Yeah, on twitter, he always celebrates his waifu's birthdays, he always commemorates them and, you know, talks to them and stuff like this.
It's very creepy and very sad.
And on july 25th just yesterday he celebrated Makis Carasu's birthday.
So that's the sort of guy Gator is.
What does she do?
Is she a streamer?
Is she a streamer?
No, it's just, it's a fictional character.
What the fuck?
Not even a vtuber, it's just a fictional character that he's in love with, that he believes that he has a relationship with in his mind.
That's the craziest thing.
What's crazy andy, is Gator and other people, as we'll see, they argue that these 2d waifus are superior to having a real girlfriend or wife, because a real girl could never live up to the fantasy expectation, in their mind, of these 2d women such as they would expect, that you have a job and that you'd shower and that you'd you know take care of shit, you know.
So that's why, okay.
So now we're gonna get further into the twisted mind of Gator and his relationship with women.
So here we have a clip of Gator declaring his love for an anime toddler saying that this is the shit that he likes, His record of Lodos, or that's Steve Linton.
That's part.
This is like one of my favorite animes of all time.
It's a baby.
No, it's babies.
Shannon, no.
Shannon, no.
It's really strange to think that Makiza was like a step up.
You know, that was like, you know, at least it's like an adult anime girl.
I checked, by the way, he didn't wish her happy birthday.
So I guess he's done playing with her and his waifu is somebody else now.
Now he's got a toddler waifu now, chat.
So, buddy, imagine pointing to that and saying that that was your first crush.
Fuck, buddy, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Oh, man, like my first waifu.
His first waifu.
That's his first waifu.
It's a child, Gator.
It's like an 80-year-old buddy.
Gator hasn't showered in his entire fucking life, dude.
Look at him.
Look at his fucking jowls and his fucking greasy, unwashed hair under that Mr. Medeker cap as he declares his love for the animated child, buddy.
This is like he hates women, by the way.
You know, he's only 30.
He's a 900-year-old vampire.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
He hates women because he's only 38, but he's been divorced rude apparently three times already.
He's had imaginary marriages and imaginary divorces three times, guys.
Oh, man.
People are saying apparently she's an adult in the cartoon.
I think that this is Chibi, which is like when they take the characters and they make them look like this.
Kind of like a little story graphic.
Yeah, people story.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It sounds like pedophile cope to me.
This is 100% something that he would respond to on Twitter.
Like, you guys making fun of this?
He'd clip this and go, these fucking tourists don't even know what Chibi is.
And that's like his epic.
Yeah, and it's like, oh, we're nothing but the newest of fangs, Shannon.
We're sorry.
We got the lore wrong, Shannon.
What are we going to fucking do?
Okay, okay.
Honey, look.
There he is.
He leads the way.
He led the way on exposing Shannon's sickness.
Anyway, here comes Gator with this hot take.
Anime girls embody the feminine ideal.
What 3D women should be, but what modern society has stolen from them and convinced them is evil and bad.
It's why the woke speds hate anime.
It reminds them of the way things ought to be.
Josh, your take.
Wait, wait, hang on.
Don't put that in on me.
Oh, I want you to explain this as the resident anime expert of the children.
Though, real quick, the craziest line in there is she called real women 3D women.
Yes.
That's what they say.
Here's your acronym of the now: 3D PD.
Three-dimensional pig disgusting.
That is their acronym.
If you see that, it means a woman.
What is wrong with these people?
This is the fox and the grapes.
This is where it's like, I can't get a real woman, so they must all just be disgusting whores and slots and trash.
But it's like they yearn for it.
They yearn for it.
They want it so badly, but they have to delude themselves into thinking that a drawing is the same as a flesh and blood human being that you share your life with, that you have goals together, that you have children together, that you raise a family together.
It's sickness.
It really is fucking sickness.
Like, it's just twisted.
And it's just sad because there's so many guys that fall for this shit and they never progress in life.
And Gator is one of those kids.
Like, he's one of those lost boys that never grew up, who decided that he...
Yeah, go ahead, Josh.
Here's a...
Here's a thought experiment.
Imagine that Gator's wife who Makisa or whatever was real.
And she was teleported to North Carolina and fell madly in love with the Gator gamer.
How long do you think that would last before she's sick of picking up his fucking dirty clothes and telling him to take a shower and telling him to wipe his ass better?
Like, how fucking long would that relationship last?
It's like, even if you got what you wanted, you wouldn't be able to keep it.
Well, and that's the thing, right?
Like, that's what it really comes down to is it's just a complete abdication of responsibility and self-improvement, right?
And just deciding that you're going to not even fucking try because it's like, well, why would I try?
Because I have my cope.
I have my anime and I have my fucking drugs of choice or my booze or whatever.
And I'm just going to sit around and do fucking nothing.
And that's what Gator does with his life.
It's fucked.
By the way, we got Mormon Shaggy for 10 subs.
Dick Jones for five.
James for a sub there.
Happy birthday, Alexander, for two subs.
Barabbaski for a sub as well.
Sheesh, big support.
Thank you so much, guys.
We really appreciate it.
Let's keep going.
You ready?
Yeah.
So here is Gator saying literally the only base thing that Gamergate ever did was bully women on the internet.
And once it became something other than that, it died.
This guy slays fucking pussy pal.
This guy was really popular in school, guys.
Like he said in the earlier story, all those geek girls must have been so into Brian.
Oh, God.
What's funny is I made a take that's like the exact opposite about this recently, talking about the banking stuff, where I said, like, when Gamergate was like focused on all the rot and journalism and the nepotism in Wikipedia, it was doing something.
And then when it got hyper-focused on like Anita Zarkeesian and Zoe Quinn, it just like fell apart.
And there's even like an effort back in the day to make sure that you never refer to them by name.
You had to call them literally who one through four.
And it's like, his take is the opposite.
We should have just screamed more about fucking Anita Sarkeesian selling feminist frequency.
That would have accomplished that.
Because for him, it's not about any sort of principle or any sort of ideal or trying to better society.
It's about getting revenge on the women who rejected him in high school.
And it's about trying to hurt them.
That's what it's about.
It's actually very sad.
It is the very definition of like what feminists say like an incel is today.
That's what that is.
Yeah.
He literally is the caricature of the angry, bitter incel.
I'm actually dying right now at what I have on this screen.
I know.
Guys, witness this.
This is awesome.
I got chills.
I got chills.
So this is Gator trying his best to riz up SS Sniper Wolf saying, this could be us on Halloween, SS Sniper Wolf.
I could be this big fat retard and you could be my sexy bitch.
You'd want to know what's really funny about that?
Is she hooked up with this guy that sent her like unsolicited DMs that was like a fan of hers?
And apparently, he doesn't bathe, and he looks exactly like Gator.
He wasn't even wrong.
And she showers only once a week, apparently.
Oh, yeah, she also doesn't shower, so they get along.
She's a millionaire.
She has like this mansion and showers once a week.
And she's greasy, bro.
By the way, DJ Ray 50 subs.
Gosh, give us a whoa buddy.
Whoa, buddy.
Let's get 100 subs.
Josh will do one with more enthusiasm than that.
Guys, come on.
Let's grift it.
All right.
So this user, Obama Runtz, goes, you're using a little anime girl for your political opinions.
Like, I'm sorry, I can't take this seriously.
And Gator says that he'll do it again.
Wait, what?
He's putting an anime child for his political opinion?
Yeah, he's a result.
Anime children.
You go ahead, Josh.
Explain.
There's lots of VTubers that are independent that are more politically oriented, like the really popular.
Pippa used to be more politically popular.
That's Jim's Medicare's protege.
Yeah, that is.
She or whatever?
She's really mainstream.
So she doesn't do that anymore.
And her successor in that realm is Kiasha, which just means Cherry in German, in case you're wondering.
She's pretty popular these days, and she's very political and also independent.
I just have to ask about the mindset of a near 40-year-old man that would spend hours a day watching a cartoon child talk about saving the white race or pro-life positions.
It's literally just this, where it's like the MasterCard Visa card thing has been a serious problem for like over a decade now.
But when it affected the gooning games on Steam, literally games for like daddy daughter BDSM rape number seven got taken down.
And then when that happened, people got really upset.
It's like you can bang these drums all day, but there's a certain demographic like Gator that's inaccessible until you have anime titty lady explain it.
Well, listen, this is why all of those movements are doomed to fail.
Because if the only reason you care about politics is video games or that you can't jerk off to anime, you're probably not going to be able to lead a successful political movement.
I'm just saying.
Probably not.
I'm just saying.
Like, you know, all right.
Let's see here.
Next slide.
Okay.
So here's Gator.
Now, Gator is a pimp.
Gator is a Chad King.
He's the Rizzler.
And he's going to tell us how you get women.
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Are you ready for this, boys?
No, I'm not.
Because you have to show them what his set actually looks like and how this is a really funny parody of it.
Otherwise, they don't get it.
Okay, let's pull up.
Worski, pull up anime boomers.
Is that background picture?
The Booberly when she made fun of me?
Big fat sweaty man.
Big fat sweaty man.
Nobody remembers that anymore.
Man.
Drive Beluga Lee off the internet.
We'll chase around the Cape of Good Hope.
We're going to get Boober Lee.
Booberly.
That fucking bitch.
Let's get.
Oh, man.
God damn.
Who misses T-Clips, everyone?
Everyone.
I have never missed anyone.
Last year.
T-Clips, Smuggy.
No.
Yeah, she was monetizing everyone's clip by popularity.
Yeah, so she gave the clips and then the fucking Laurent had to disavow.
Mr. and Mrs. Laurent lost to the sands of time.
Okay.
Here we go.
So this is the set.
This is the OBS layout, with which Josh is a rare defender of this OBS layout.
He actually likes it.
Josh, care to explain?
I don't know.
It's more visually interesting than just having like the Discord icons on the left, which is like 90% of people who stream these days.
Oh, you're right, buddy.
We're felted.
We're going to have to come up with something better to anime boomer podcast is taking our market share away, Josh.
We got to do something.
So get into Veilure and they just get a whole freaking hippies.
Okay.
Okay.
What?
No, you got to ask, like, what possesses these women to talk like this?
Because these are grown-ass adult women that infantilize themselves and act like children.
And it's like, what came first?
The chicken or the egg?
Is it that they're fulfilling a demand amongst these men that want a child to talk to them so they can jerk off?
I imagine that's what it is, right?
This is hotly contested.
My take is that they are trying to sound as young as possible and try to sound as retarded as possible because that's what appeals to the audience.
And like, if you ever listen to anime, they like make squealing noises and they sound retarded.
And I think they're just trying to imitate that, which was already popular.
But you actually get people who really ardently defend and say, no, really, they talk like this.
And they'll even say, like, oh, she has like this rare chronic illness that like keeps her really small.
So she doesn't have like a louder voice and she talks like that.
Oh, but right.
Well, that's actually just their pedophile fantasy, isn't it?
Like, that's what they tell them.
I want to say it's Shondo.
She's the purple one.
And she, she's the one that did the whole thing about how if someone tried to rape her, she's just a small little girl and you won't be able to, she won't be able to fly off anyone trying to wait.
And she's like talking exactly like that, like in the little baby voice.
And it's really weird, but you get people ardently defending that.
That's how she actually sounds.
But there are clips where she sounds less retarded.
That's it.
Now, if she does sound like that, it's probably because she was molested, right?
And then trapped inside that mind space.
A lot of them say that they were molested too.
If you ever listen to like, if you ever talk to somebody about a VTuber, they almost always say like, no, it's actually okay that I patronize her and that she, she does this because, you know, she was either, she's either got like a chronic health condition that prevents her from going outside or she was like super traumatized as a kid.
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And this is like her doing therapy and stuff.
They always say like if a woman is very friendly or promotes lollycon, especially if she does like a lolly character and she promotes lollycon, they'll say like she was molested and this is her self-treatment, self-help, self-therapy type thing.
It's extremely common.
They say it all the time.
Then people jack off to it.
Oh, story.
She was molested.
So it's okay.
I'm eventually like, what?
That's right.
This is right.
So I'm exploiting this woman's childhood victimization in order to goon is what the defense is.
Yeah, but it's okay.
Because it helps.
It helps.
It all helps.
I know we're going to get a lot of hate over this, but I just genuinely can't comprehend this shit.
Like, anyway, here we go.
This is Gator telling us how to pick up the ladies.
This is Gator's PUA guide.
All right.
You just lean into the class clown role.
That's what you do.
Right.
No.
He goes through these guys.
He's advocating gesture maxing.
He's gestur maxing.
That's how you get the ladies is you fucking gesture max and you just allow everyone else to mock you and make fun of you and you're just a totally unserious clown fucking bum and then the ladies will be all over you.
You're a joke, baby.
He's the gesture max gator.
You just lean into the class clown role.
That's what you do.
Right.
And women love that shit.
That's what a lot of these guys don't understand.
They're sitting there crying about morality, all the optics, all my outrage, dude.
Nothing dries up a pussy faster than some dude crying about morals and crying collective moral.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Josh.
Well, that's his, that's his famous take: is that he says moral, nothing dries up a pussy faster than moral fagging.
That's uh one of Gator's core tenets.
And that's one of his favorite things to sling at me: is that I'm a moral fag forever condemning any of the cartoon anime girl shit.
Is he aware, though, that 99% of women walking the earth don't know what a moral fag is?
Is he just blissfully ignorant of that?
Or also, I guess, his I guess his point is that if you care about anything, if you ever condemn anything, then you're unattractive, which I, it's a bizarre take because I think usually it's it's that the take is that the feminazi sluts are the ones that hate porn and moral fag about shit all the time.
Don't aren't women usually the biggest enforcers of social mores in society, like and it doesn't even matter what the morals are or the culture is in society, whatever the dominant culture is, women will be the most enthusiastic supporters of it.
Like, that's the way I see it, you know, the caring archetype, the henpecking, where they uh they put you in line.
Like, I didn't realize that that was like a thing not associated with women now.
Yeah, Gator buddy, this is fucking brutal.
Oh, let's continue.
We're learning at the feet of the master, though.
Like, we just don't understand his advanced pussy Rizzler techniques about some shit that was funny that everybody's laughing at on the internet.
You know how you win?
You win through comedy, you win.
Yeah, that is Jim tell you that you get women.
Did Jim tell you that, Gator?
That's how you get women.
Man, it helps, but you know what helps more being attractive.
I'll spoil something even.
Oh, you have it on the screen.
Read that and I'll add some backstory.
I got some more for this one.
Okay, because I was baffled by this shit, to be honest, when I came across this.
So, Cody Baer here goes, everyone wants a tomboy GF until she starts bringing bugs and worms into the house to show you the cool friends she found in the yard.
And then, Gator, as though he's had this experience before, goes, Nah, man, that's the best part when she rolls up and shows you the cool ass beetle she found and it starts suplexing stuff.
Josh, go.
Okay, so I mean, they're fantasizing about the Tomboy GF thing.
Gator's story is fake.
He probably knew a girl in college that had like a big Titan Beetle that did Beetle stuff and was cool, but he's just pretending that was like an ex-girlfriend or something.
But that guy, Cody Schmecky, he was the guest on the Anime Boomer podcast.
In case you don't know, prior to this episode, this stream, I assigned Andy Worski and PPP homework where nobody has ever sat through an episode of Gator's podcast, the Anime Boomer podcast.
They're six hours long, like three to six hours.
They're as long as a Kenneth Casino episode, but there's it's the worst fucking thing you've ever watched.
So, we each picked a different worst than this show.
Holy shit!
What?
So, I assigned them homework.
I forced them to watch an episode, and we are probably the only three people on the planet who have ever watched a full episode of the Anime Boomers podcast now, currently alive at least.
So, this is brutal.
Schmecky was the guest online.
He's the editor of some dead anime site, and he runs like a Twitter account where he draws like softcore pornography.
He's actually married.
And in the episode that I watched, there's actually this really funny tension where she actually shows up in the podcast because they're laying in dead together while he's talking to Gator for four or six hours.
And it's very funny because he obviously likes her.
He likes his wife.
And it's very cute because he'll talk about how he has to avoid anime that has fan service and he doesn't like the big titty streamers that are too like explicit.
Yeah, where he's like, he's like, I'm trying to respect my wife because I'm in like a relationship.
And what's funny is that he'll talk about like an anime.
I was like, yeah, I saw this one anime and it was just like nothing but fan service, so I didn't watch it.
And then Gator would like slip into the silence.
And he would sometimes admit that he's watched every season of that show, which is like nothing but fan service and shit.
And there's this obvious unspoken tension where he is condemning some of the more sexualized aspects of VTubing and the recent anime.
And Gator has literally nothing to contribute to this because he watches all that shit and is a big fan of it and jerks off to it.
But Cody, Shecky's actually married.
And I think his wife is probably autistic.
I don't want to be too mean.
I did some digging because I was like extremely curious about what's fucking.
His autistic wife.
Yeah, I think she's an autistic.
She likes anime and she likes Undertale.
So I'm going to say, so I'd be fairly confident.
Listen, one of those things, it's both.
100%.
There's no denying it.
Don't watch.
She probably is somebody.
Has there ever been a woman on the earth into anime who isn't autistic?
Is it hot?
Can you name one?
Saying, scientifically proven by the owner and operator of the Kiwi Farm.
So I assume that she probably does go outside and roll around in leaves and bring home bugs.
You know, what's really funny is that also...
Is that what artists do?
Yes.
Autistic women.
Josh's kids.
They get down in the fields and roll around to get bugs.
Is that right?
I think it's probably safe to say for some of them.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know if this is the best part.
It's stimming.
It's fall.
She wants to go stem in a pile of leaves.
I can respect that.
Whatever.
Man.
But what's funny about Shmecky is that he works and he has a house.
So I was wondering, how the fuck does this guy have a wife?
And then I realized, oh, he's like better off than like 50% of people.
He's actually in the top 50 percentile of men in the United States because he has like a car and a house and a job.
And it's like, those are three things that Gator will never have.
So yeah, you're right.
You're right, bud.
We all have a lot of work to do at this point.
Oh, no.
All right.
Next.
He loves the bugs.
Okay.
Okay.
Here we go.
Paul here, the woman definer at Woman Definer says women aren't attracted to men in therapy.
And then Gator says women sabotage men just as quickly as they will sabotage other women.
They don't want a vulnerable man, but he spelled it vulnerable in touch with his feelings.
They want either pretty boy serial killer or big McLarge huge.
So this is just tech.
This is textbook in Sal Beta cult.
How about my feelings, babe?
Want to hear about my feelings?
Yes, I'm sure, Gator.
Or serial killer.
She's like, these women, they just don't like men that are in touch with their feminine side and their feelings and their emotions.
It's not that I'm a big, fat, smelly retard whose only interest is anime and Doctor Who.
No, it's the women who were wrong for one.
Andy, you've met Gator in person, right?
Yes.
What's the smell situation?
This is the time I was doing Coke a lot.
So my nose was completely blunt.
Like all saved by the Coke.
Gator on his hands and knees praying, thanking God for the Coke.
I was spared.
Fucking flying on Coke.
So my nose was constantly.
After I quit for a while, it's been like a shot.
Oh my God.
Coke dump you.
Bring it up.
Bring it up.
Coke dub.
Okay.
All right.
Here we go.
This is actually, I think, one of the most delusional and like psychotic things he's ever said.
Okay.
So here is him talking about how women love guys that are exactly like him.
All right.
It's so funny to see people like horny post about like Sinchi.
There's plenty of dudes that are short, stocky, and have full beards.
These women won't go for them.
Yeah.
The horny post about those dudes.
The horny posts about those dudes.
They won't like go date him.
Oh my god.
This is bad, Gator.
It's like all these women are horny posting about guys exactly like me that are short and stocky with beards, but then no girls will fuck me.
Are they?
Are they posting about shorts, fat beard naxes?
Are they?
John?
You got a dwarf Max, bro.
That's how you smash Box.
You got a dwarf Max Max, fear Max, and obese Max.
And Chat saying you've never seen it before.
No, but listen, if they were horny posting about it, they would fuck those men, Gator.
This is obvious evidence that they were never horny posting about that at all.
And I'd like to see Gator provide proof of this.
I mean, they might be into that, but they're not into Gator.
Is he?
That's the thing.
Well, Gator's not that.
You know, there's all sorts of different types of guys women are into.
The Gator phenotype is not one of those.
Well, they're saying little drip like short, fat dudes.
Good deal?
Drip.
Yeah, stocky isn't obese.
And, you know, your beard should probably be groomed and not stink of Cheetos, Doritos, Mountain Dew, and come.
We got the Gun Ranger.
Hi-ho, Pantsu away for 15.
15 subs.
Thank you so much.
You're supporting somebody to drop more for Josh to do the whole buddy.
We need the 100 sub bomb for Josh.
He's splitting that goal with me.
I didn't co-sign that.
No, buddy.
I don't think he did the whole buddy.
Oh, man.
There's like a million of them.
What's this?
Okay, okay, bring it back, actually.
I didn't realize.
So we're looking at the image on screen.
That's what he's talking about.
He's talking about that illustration, and he's saying he looks like that.
First of all, look at what he's body.
So look at his fucking arms.
They're huge.
He's fucking built, dude.
He's hyper-masculine.
He looks like fucking like Gimli, but like a sexier version.
You know what I mean?
Like, what are you talking about, Gator?
You look nothing like that illustration on the screen whatsoever.
It's like a hagrid.
This is like a big, strong man that can make a woman feel safe and protected, Gator.
That's not what you are.
Like, shut the fuck up, man.
Oh, my God.
All right.
That's okay.
So, here he is responding to a woman that just calls him out for what he is.
So, this Katie goes, that's so true, but it's always ironic when overweight short men with no education or well-providing jobs say those things, huh?
We all saw you in Knoxville, dude.
You can't provide for a family, nor can you protect anyone.
So, it's funny to see you say that.
And Gator in his seethe goes, I have a bachelor of science in computer science and will be operating X-ray machines in roughly a year.
Now, that was in 2020.
It is now 2025, and Gator is still not operating X-ray machines.
He is still, to the best of our knowledge, unemployed.
But you've got to jaw like a linebacker and retweet beauty YouTubers because you think makeup can hide it.
Unemployed Halo Reach Player00:09:17
Yeah, what a bird.
What's that beard for, Gator?
Just wondering there, bud.
What's wildly inappropriate about that tweet, by the way, is that he's admitting that he like looks at x-rays and makes like beauty judgments about patients.
Like, that you don't want to post that if you want to go into medicine because that makes you look really bad.
Well, there's a lot of things that Gator shouldn't have posted if he wanted to go into any sort of legitimate career, Josh.
Let's be real.
Uh, okay, next slide.
We have he likes this tweet by Augie that says that he loves making women uncomfortable.
It's a great energy there by Gator.
Gator liked that tweet.
Gator really felt that one deep down.
Okay, now you can get the audio for me, please.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Let's see if we can bring up the audio on the video if you write, if you right-click on it, yeah, yeah, right.
Bring the screen volume up.
Is that only going to be for the video or does it make you guys let her too?
No, it's only for the video.
Only for the video.
You can actually mix each of us based on our window if you right-click.
This is going to be the only time in life I give Josh a tech support class about.
I genuinely relishing in this moment hoarding the technical knowledge.
You're learning well.
You dated Gator.
So, how's that?
Is that good?
Oh, boy.
Yeah, she was.
She was part Puerto Rican.
I'll just leave off of that.
Oh, my God.
What does that mean?
By the way, this picture is incredible.
What a bastard!
What a bastard shit is!
What does that mean?
What does that mean, Gator?
Have you ever dated?
Have you ever dated a girl that's of Puerto Rican descent or a Puerto Rican mix?
No.
So let me let me describe it.
So they talk about their country wanting to be a state a lot or something like that.
What is the Puerto Rican girl like?
There's just there's something that just they're really nice and you have a great time, but then it's just kind of like you're sitting there one day and somebody walked over and flipped the switch from loving to murder bot 5000 and they are just in there yelling and you don't even know what they're yelling.
You're just kind of like, am I about to get stabbed right now?
What's happening?
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
It just they turn on you.
I love like the implication of this.
The implication of this is that Gator hasn't just been with one Puerto Rican woman, but many.
And he's been with lots of women to the point where he can like be like, listen, there's differences between Puerto Rican women, black women, Asian women.
And Pimp Master Gator is going to teach you the differences.
Like it's the best thing to hear.
He just doesn't believe it.
He's like, yeah.
And he just keeps pushing for more details.
And Gator just keeps fucking hanging himself.
Like, it just gets worse and worse and worse as the clip goes on.
He's like, go on.
Go on.
Flip the switch from loving to murder bot 5000.
This picture is funny too.
Me, Gator, and Coach Redpill.
Yes, which we're going to get to Knoxville, I think, next.
And we're a little bit of a look at that.
And they are just in there yelling, and you don't even know what they're yelling.
You're just kind of like, am I about to get stabbed right now?
What's happening?
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
It just does not believe him at all.
They just turn.
They turn on you.
Like a pit bull.
They just turn.
I think that might be all Latino women.
Buddy, this.
Look at this shit that's on screen.
Look at Shannon's fucking gun protruding disrespectfully in his fucking shitty wrestling shirt, his Daniel Bryan wrestling shirt, his fucking Luchador mask to hide his identity.
Why he wore it when he would just take it off anyway?
I'll never understand.
That's right.
You remember.
That's right.
You were like, go ahead, tell us, tell us.
Well, he like brought us all around the table at the Airbnb.
And we can, I'm pretty sure I convinced him.
But you should pull it off on the stage.
You say, I don't know.
I'm like, that's why.
So it was Worski gets credit for this.
He closed Shannon down on TV.
I think me and Ralph convinced him.
We're like, what's wrong?
I think Ralph's explanation was that he said to Gator, I don't want you stealing my thunder, bitch.
So you're going to wear this mask?
This is me and Andy's moment, Gator.
And then, like a fucking gimp retard, he put the fucking mask on to hide his shameful visage.
And then somehow you guys closed him on actually taking it off.
So he went through both humiliation rituals at the same time.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what.
Oh my God.
Well, it made it worse because she was my first college girlfriend.
Oh, I'll say that.
His first, his first college girlfriend, implying there were many.
Implying there were many.
I have like a funny thing.
So I remember you and Godwinson, I think, did a stream about him pulling off the mask.
And he was there.
Yeah.
So I remember walking into the house and he's like sadly sitting on the couch.
And he's just like, they're making fun of how I look.
And I'm like, it's all good.
Whatever.
Oh.
Oh, no.
You feel bad for Gator.
I just imagine him just slowly shuffling across the floor, like his feet dragging heads down.
And as he just deeply sighs, he sits down and he hangs his head.
Andy, they're making fun of how I look.
It was tough.
I felt like they're making fun.
I felt the sadness.
Oh, fuck.
No.
No, don't feel too bad.
He wants the attention on him.
I learned that he sees himself as like a paladin or a tank for like the VTubers.
As long as the five.
Yeah, he's like as long as he's tanking the hate because it's like if you're bullying him, his Oshis are safe behind him and you're not making fun of the VTuber or the actresses.
Since when was defending pedophilia lawful good alignment?
Josh.
This doesn't add up.
That was your friend.
I understand it's therapy.
Boy, I what would she do?
Throw shit?
Well, the story.
So I was playing, I was playing video games.
I want to say it was Halo Reach at the time.
And she got super pissed off for no reason.
Just because I was playing Halo Reach instead of doing something like mundane.
I like to take the trash.
Taking the trash out.
They're all laughing at him.
They're laughing at you, Gator.
They're laughing at you because they know it's last.
And it's sad, Gator.
Fake story.
Oh, this is so fucking brutal, buddy.
Like, oh, no.
Tell me lies.
Sweet little lies.
My last girlfriend kept getting mad at me because I shit on the toilet seat all the time, if you can believe it.
Anyway.
Just like screaming at the top of her lungs.
Like, like, what the fuck?
Don't that, that?
That, like, dick just made a go.
Oh, no.
Like, interrogation.
Like, uh, and then I, I kid you not, but like three hours later, uh-huh, like, she, I, I go into my room and she follows in after me.
And she just 100% just wants to fuck.
Like, I don't know.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Shut your fuck up.
No, Gator, that's insane.
So Gator was just so Chad playing Halo Reach, eating Cheetos and scratching his balls while chugging down gamer fuel that when he denied her request to clean up or whatever, put out the garbage, she just got dripping fucking wet.
It was running down her thighs like a fucking river stream.
And she just had to jump in to the Gator gamer's bed and suck him right off right then and there.
Insane Schizo Takes00:15:19
That's what we're meant to be.
Hit it.
Hit it, Wars.
Wait, where is it?
Tell me that.
Come on.
Fuck.
I don't know.
You blew it.
You blew it.
I don't know this song.
What do you mean you don't know this song?
I know it, but I never listened to it.
Anyway.
Oh, shit.
Just keep going.
We have a lot.
We have a lot to go through, guys.
I was completely like, how did this change from, you know, you want me to die to now you want to fuck me to death?
The awkward song.
Dude, it's crazy how no matter what podcast he's on, whenever he talks, there's like a good five seconds of silence, even on his own podcast.
It's like a theme with him.
It's like, well, they were expecting the ball to be passed to them.
And instead, Gator just spiked it into the fucking ground.
What am I going to say to that shit?
I don't know.
Fuck, Gator.
What a pimp you are, Gator.
That's what he was expecting.
Whoa, have he was expecting it to be like those wiserhood commercials where everybody just starts slowly clapping for him.
For now, what's going to happen with the Puerto Rican.
You never know what's going to happen with the Puerto Rican GFs on the still live stream, Gator.
Is this the clip where he says that she's blonde?
Because I had like, I have some special questions.
Have a recollection of him saying that the girlfriend was blonde.
Yeah.
It's not in this clip.
Let me give you something because I want to give you my schizo theory.
Okay.
Let me try to.
I'm trying to paste it into Discord.
Okay.
I see it.
No worries.
Everybody remembers this is happening.
Surely it's not a Mandala effect.
Surely we just don't have the full clip.
Can you pull this up?
Imagine, imagine he doesn't.
Oh, no.
What the fuck?
I want to show you something.
This is my schizo theory.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Let me grab this one sec.
Am I going to be on a list from this website?
Probably.
This is Niana Banana.
It's a VTuber.
Gator likes her.
Can you read like the intro paragraph for her?
Yeah.
Let me read this for you guys.
Niana Banyana, formerly known as Niana Sexton 9, the esteemed Niana Sexton 9, is a Puerto Rican female VTuber.
Would you like to tell me the color of her hair?
It's a blonde Puerto Rican female VTuber.
This is my schizo theory.
This is his blonde Puerto Rican GF because he specifically mentions her.
No.
I want to say he specifically mentions in one of his rants that this is one of the VTubers.
Oh my God.
I could be confusing it, but if I remember correctly, he said that at one of these anime conventions he went to one of the VTubers, it might have even been her, was so obscure at that time.
And she didn't have any connection.
So she didn't have like an actual monitor to set up as like a stand.
So he literally put her on an iPad and walked around as like a man server servant and off Kai holding her around so people could talk to her.
And I want to say it was this VTuber and she's a blonde Puerto Rican.
This is my absolute fucking insane schizo take is that this is the blonde Puerto Rican.
I believe you I think you're right.
I'm now going to officially enter that into the lore as being canon.
Wait, she retired like 10 days ago?
She knew it was coming.
I understand why I needed it.
What?
She retired.
She knew.
She knew this was coming, where she would be outed as the Puerto Rican girlfriend inspiration.
She retired 10 days.
And here we are.
Here we have Pantsu summing it all up as to Gator's relation with women.
Let's have a look.
All right.
Oh, sorry.
Drive.
You know how it is.
Gator is a virgin.
Yeah.
One more time.
Okay.
It's time.
That's brutal.
Gator is a virgin.
Yeah.
No.
Oh, God.
Was that the killstream movie?
That is the killstream movie, buddy.
Right there.
I love that movie.
Gator is a virgin.
I have always said that Gator and May was the OTP, as they say.
It should have happened.
It would have been better for both of them.
True, actually.
It was the timeline we deserved.
Unfortunately, we're in the bad timeline where Pantsu is with Lester Johnson, a black man.
Anyway, the lilies are being gilded.
So here we have the craziest merch store of all time, which is the Gator Time merch store.
I can't imagine that there was even one person who bought anything off this merch store.
But, buddy, he wanted 36 British pounds, like over fucking $60, bro, honey.
It was like the relentless reptile monk.
This is it.
Whenever I see this, it reminds me of the Ralph sex tape because Ralph had that on his wall.
Remember?
Gator was watching in spirit and in truth above Ralph's bed, the little cutout of Gator.
Okay.
Now we have, we got Knoxville coming up.
So here we have the infamous Gator face reveal.
Oh, the negative aura.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's the ultimate negative aura farming, bro.
He's my arm.
These fuckers.
Skinny.
Holy shit.
Walmart fucking blue jeans.
He's got on with the coach in the parking lot.
It's me.
Oh, because I ain't snagging nowhere.
Oh my God.
What a fucking time.
Man, that really is a cursed video.
Oh, man.
Here we have actually, this is keynote.
We're going to see the next slide.
This is Coach Redpill's takedown video against Gator that he put out.
And they had a whole series of DMs going back and forth that we don't have time for.
But to sum that up, they both accused each other of being Kraut because that was the worst possible thing you could be at this time was to be the Trout father Kraut.
So here, after Coach's honor was impugned by Gator calling him the worst slur imaginable next to like MilkFed GIMP V, which was Kraut, Coach Redpill Gonzalo Lira fucking unleashed this takedown on Shannon Gaines.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't watch D-Live, but I've been hearing stuff that Gator, of all people, Ethan Ralph's or whatever.
The absolute disdain in his eyes for D-Live.
Oh, by the way, just D Live, hearing that name and Ralph's co-host or whatever, is talking all kinds of shit about me.
And I don't understand why.
I mean, I never had a crossword with the guy.
Never.
On the contrary, I liked him.
When I met him in Knoxville, you know, I thought that he was great.
And I didn't have, I don't have anything bad to say.
And in point of fact, when we were in Knoxville, here we go.
Let me give you a little tidbit about Knoxville.
When we were there, we went to some bar one time.
I forget if it was the night of the fight or the night after.
I forget where, when.
I think it was the night of the fight.
And we went to this bar and we walk in and the guy at the door was an asshole.
And he said that he carded us.
Right.
He carded me, which is absurd.
It was at the night of the fight.
100%.
It was right after.
This is a total like humble brag lie from Coach where he's like, I was so.
He was the only one out of like 100 people in total who had no idea.
Who had no idea.
So then I had like threatened the bar guy.
I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to head to another bar with all these hundred people.
And they're like, fine, fine, fine.
Oh, hold on, Andy.
You're contradicting Gonzalo's story, buddy.
Hold here.
He couldn't come in and he couldn't have a drink.
And maybe it was Coach and me.
It was a bunch of us.
But like, here's the key issue.
See, Ethan Ralph and all the other people there, Ricada and what have you.
They were like, oh, well, tough luck, Gator.
You're going to have to.
Bullshit.
Coach is lying here from the grave.
Coach Redville telling a lie.
He's like George Washington, Gonzalez Lyra, never told a lie.
Don't disparage the dead, Andy.
He's acting.
We're all like, fuck you.
That's so funny.
Everybody treated Gator like the fucking lowest life form imagine.
I want to believe this is true.
And the don't spoil this for me.
We're all celebrating.
They were all celebrating.
They're all just celebrating Gator couldn't get into the bar that they didn't want to have to drink with him because he is such a loser.
Coach is the biggest liar.
Holy fuck.
They were just very blasé about excluding him.
I was the one who raised up a fuss.
All of the ways told the guy to do it to get the manager.
And I wanted to talk to the manager and what the fuck was going on.
I was the one who stood up for Gator, right?
I stood up for the guy.
And because of me, he was allowed to stay because he was, of course, absurd because Gator, you know, whatever you think of him, he doesn't look like a guy who's underage because, of course, he's not a guy who's underage, right?
I stuck up for the guy, right?
And I never had a crossword with him.
And when I broke up off my relationship, my broke up, when I broke off my relationship with Ethan Ralph, I sent him and Zidane a direct message telling them that I had no problem with either one of them and that I wish them the best and that I hope that we can stay in touch and what have you.
And Gator sent me a message back saying that he had, that I had his absolute respect.
That was a term he used.
That I had his absolute respect.
And now for no reason that I can fathom, he's shitting all over me.
Like and trying to own me for no reason.
See, that's the kind of guy Gator is.
Right?
Go off, Coach.
He lives on in our memories when we think about actions louder than words.
Okay.
When it mattered, all his friends, you know, Ethan, Ricada, everybody else, they were like, ah, fuck him.
Fuck him.
Oh, you lie.
You contradicted his narrative, Warski.
It was great.
Oh, man.
I'll say, like, no, everyone was in the bar and we're all like, well, we're going to leave if he can't come in.
So do you want us to take out 100 people?
And they're like, fuck.
Talk to the manager.
Coach probably was involved in that convo, but Rika didn't say shit about Gator.
I don't think that's.
And he clarified, did Coach Redpill save Ralph's life?
Do you remember the story Coach told where he said he saved Ralph's life because Ralph was going to drunkenly fight another cop in the middle of the road?
And Coach grabbed him by the shoulder and said, no.
Did this ever happen?
I don't remember that ever happening.
No.
None of this ever fucking happened.
Did Coach Coach just makes up all this weird shit?
He's a superhero.
He remembers stories like how he wants to remember them, where they're like very favorable to him.
Honestly, I don't even know if he knows that he does it.
He just like passively rewrites memories in his own mind.
I think that's true.
I think you're right about that, actually.
Oh, my God.
He can't get in the bar with us.
Well, it's not our problem.
We're not going to do anything about it.
We're not going to lift up.
Okay, with Coach, you know what was so funny?
Because he believes things really like easily.
He was doing a stream, a live stream from the Airbnb, and he was talking about Tommy C.
And I was black out of my mind.
And I just go, Tommy C. Like once peed on kids at a pool.
And Coach, I'm like, right?
I was kidding.
I was just joking, right?
Did you forget to take your stop hating Tommy C pills?
I look over at Ralph and I go, right, Ralph, that's true, right?
And Ralph, without missing a beat, goes, that's completely true.
And then Coach Redpill did an entire stream about how Tommy CTs on kids called him Tommy CP that Tommy hated people.
I'm like, it was all on kids.
No, he's like, really?
Man, I remember he's like, he looks at the camera.
He goes, I knew it.
Like, Coach goes, I knew it.
Like, you remember?
You guys are at like the Denny's or is at their restaurant or whatever.
And Coach like outs Ralph for cheating on his wife at the fucking table.
Do you remember?
Tell him to, I love my wife.
That's why they got divorced was because of Coach.
Coach just ruined Ralph's entire life by taking away the one he loves of his life, Nora, at Knoxville.
Fuck, buddy.
Yeah.
I wonder how many like important historical events have happened because someone blurted out something completely made up, all high on Coke, and someone like Coach believed it.
They just started like this chain reaction.
I bet you a lot of shit.
Like, I was like, if you watch that clip, if it still exists, I am visibly blackout.
Like, he's completely like, yeah, he's destroyed.
And I, and he's like, really?
And then Tommy's like, fucking, oh, and then I remember it.
I'm on the airport or I'm in the airport on like, you know, when you're waiting for the next plane or whatever.
And AG Luck, I see messages, like 100 messages.
And he's like, everyone's talking about this Tommy peeing on kids.
I'm like, what?
He's like, yeah, Coach is going on about Tommy peeing on kids.
I'm like, that was a lie.
And then Tommy's like furious with me.
And he was like, oh my God.
Francis Ford Coppola Claims00:04:22
Oh, no.
Anyway, all right, Coach, finish your lies.
Finish your lies.
Finger to help him.
I did.
Yeah.
And then, you know, when I just have a falling out with these people, but not with him, when I have a falling out with these people and just walk away from that whole scene because I realize it was a dumpster fire and look at the dumpster fire we're having, right?
Well, I realize what kind of people they were and I walk away.
And what does this Gator guy do, huh?
Actions speak louder than words.
That's all I have to say.
Yeah.
Was this in a video called something like Never Trust?
He always put these.
No, bring it back.
It was on the shit stream.
I think the title of it's in the, yeah, it was Gator.
It was Gator, G-A-Y-T-O-R.
The shit stream archive is still.
If anybody out there wants to have a really fun time, go to the shit stream archive and just watch Coach's keynotes.
They were explaining.
Back in the day, everybody read an image board called Cal, which I think is still around, but it's not nearly as popular.
So everybody, like everybody that he mentions, Andy War, Andy, PPP, Godwinson, Coach, Gator, Ethan, Ralph, Sedan, and the faraway people like Tommy C and the fucking crowd.
All those people read this board and they anonymously posted about each other and flung shit.
And Coach, for whatever reason, was absolutely, despite being like an author and someone that had no reason to get involved with the sector, was absolutely enamored by this fucking sess pit and dove right into it headfirst and started posting these weird esoteric videos filled with like all sorts of weird filters and it's just the most bizarre shit, this retrospect about it.
But he'd do like the state of play and he would like talk about it like it was Game Of Thrones and he'd be like Sargon's armies are besieged on all sides, Like, do you see that Dankula has abandoned him?
And where is and where is loyal V in all of this?
Even V is starting to flee from Sargon as Magica's forces advance mercilessly upon him.
And he would break it down for like 40 minutes.
This 50-year-old man, and he's like, got these crazy filters on, and he's pushing like a cart that's got this like fisheye lens camera on it.
Yeah, he likes to spend his money on his film equipment.
Yeah, the film equipment.
My favorite video is when he claps five times, and every clap changes the angle.
That's this Sargon new, and he has a drone flying around the office above his fucking payment.
Sargon knew that I was collecting that V or sorry, Crouch was collecting the docks this whole time.
He knew, and he's drinking his coffee and he has his papers.
We gotta find this video.
Where was that?
So it was like 2017, wasn't it?
Sargon knew it's like the greatest video ever made, like ever fucking made in the history of the sector.
And everybody is like, but he went, he like ran into Sargon at the camera store.
Do you remember this, Josh?
No.
Somehow, no, this is crazy.
Like, I think what he did is he hired a private investigator to follow Sargon around so that he could coincidentally bump into Sargon at the camera store and be like, oh, hey, Sargon, I'm at the camera store with you.
And Swindon?
Yes.
Yes.
What the fuck?
He went.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh, it's true.
And then Coach claims to have met Francis Ford Coppola at the grocery store.
And not only, not, it is a coat.
And not only did he meet Francis Ford Coppola, but Francis Ford Coppola had seen Coach Redpill's movies in Chile and that he said that Coach Redpill was a great director.
Now, mind you, these movies are lost media.
There's no evidence that they even existed at all.
But the coach claimed that Francis Ford Coppola actually saw this shit.
And he told me in Godwinson this shit on the phone.
It was the craziest shit.
Pine Cone Humiliation00:05:07
Oh my God.
By the way, one minor appearance of Coach Redpill, one little ounce of charisma is like pure vanilla extract added to this fucking like maze.
Just as a pilot oatmeal.
Oh my God.
It's the vanilla extract.
That's funny.
By the way, I got made fun of for calling Gator a paladin, but as we can clearly see, he has donned his armor.
He has his shield.
He has his sword.
He is ready to tank the blows for his VTuber babes.
Oh, God.
And it's a pine cone shield.
Oh, my God.
Very funny.
This is very funny.
This is him.
This is him simping for Pine Cone.
Now, is it true?
Did he try and hook up with Pine Cone?
And he said something to the effect of Andy doesn't need to know.
Well, yeah, there's a girl who is hitting on and one knows his sorry.
Obviously, whenever Andy tells the story, he sounds so full of shame.
Oh, yes, he is.
Because he is.
Did you see the update on what Pine Cone looked for?
We fucking came over to me in Surfers and we pulled up her OnlyFans.
And there's this demonic picture of Pine Cone plunging the toilet on her fucking OF.
It wasn't even.
It wasn't.
Okay, so it was.
No, no.
It was worse, Ashton.
She's on the floor, fully clothed.
Okay, we showed it on the stream, and she's got her hand in the toilet.
Oh my god, remember, and it was a free OnlyFans, yes.
And then she's like, Andy and Ashton are fucking leaking my OnlyFans, and you're just like, It was free.
What are you talking about?
You couldn't even give this shit away.
It was so fucking gross.
Oh, my God, man.
But it was a good girl there.
The Gator stormy was that he had zombies, right?
Well, okay.
Oh, yeah.
There was a hookup, right?
We hooked up or whatever.
And I remember, like, I thought it was just a hookup.
Then Ralph wakes me up the next morning and he's like, bro, Pinecone is her name wasn't Pinecone, whatever her name was.
I forgot.
Pinecone.
A Kristen or some bullshit, whatever it was.
And she's telling everyone that you're in love with her and you want to go and marry her.
I'm like, well, I got up like saving and freaking out.
And I guess Gator saw my reaction to being like, no, no, no, it's not going to happen.
So he's like, oh, I have my opening, I guess, right?
And yeah.
So Gator wanted the sloppy seconds, I guess.
And yeah.
So I'm embarrassed about this story.
Let's continue.
Here he is defending the fair maiden's honor.
Oh, and people are probably wondering, why was her name pine cone?
Well, like later, this is like way later, maybe like a few months later, like her ex-boyfriend had released photos of them together.
And one photo was her like towards the camera and him holding a pine cone as if he was just about to shove it up her ass.
Yeah.
So it's like it's like this really weird picture where it's like zoomed up on her face and she's like making a pained expression while this guy is like pushing a pine cone into her ass.
So it's always, it's always stuck around as her nickname.
Oh my God.
All right.
We gotta move on.
Anyway, there's Tales of Knoxville.
Tales of y'all from an anti-denuvian age.
Oh, you're friends with Kirsten.
I'm like, yeah.
And they're like, hey, can you ask her if she likes me?
And I'm like, I mean, you can like DM her yourself, you know?
This is the funniest part.
It's like all these fucking people that were insulting her are on the fucking slide being like, yo, can I slide up in your DMs, though?
Yeah.
Well, you know, pine cone girl.
But seriously, you won't fuck though.
That's a little, that's a little disingenuous.
You know, it's like, you know, why would you?
Go ahead, Josh.
No, even like the woman that he's talking to, he's like, you're not your head full of shit.
All these fucking nerds that are trying to like pretend they're fucking shit ads on the internet.
They're going just like publicly because it's cool.
They're like, ha ha ha, let's make fun of this chick.
And then slide up into her DMs all quiet.
Like the lack of self-awareness.
It's just like, yeah, it goes dead silence.
It goes dead.
Whoa.
Of all the unaware statements that have ever been made, that's up there, buddies fucking in cells, man.
These fucking guys pretending to be chads on the internet.
Oh my God.
All right.
I remember a story, though.
Mental State Apologies00:15:53
Clarify this for me.
I remember that there was, I think, how it went is that Gator had sex with her like mere hours after Andy did.
She never had sex.
That never happened.
That's how it was explained.
This is like beyond belief factor fiction.
And even they're like, no one's going to buy this one.
It was a fiction.
All right, so we are all so now we have Gator and the Kiwi farm.
So we have the owner and operator of the Kiwi Farms here.
So this is Gator talking about the Kiwi farms.
Here he says, websites with unfettered free speech like Kiwi Farms and 8chan are important to the very ideals of the internet and rational discourse.
Without them, the rich global elite can censor, cover up, and obfuscate.
Getting rid of them is about consolidating power over speech itself.
Guys like Josh Moon don't remove or censor any content on his website.
Why?
Because as we've seen with incidents like Dayton and New Zealand, information that is inconvenient to the elite's narrative is often deliberately censored, covered up, or obfuscated.
My torch lights the way.
Yes.
Your torch, that's the way.
What a brave snares you took over cross church, Josh Moon.
Your torch leads the way.
Gator's opinion of me is extremely bipolar and it has like changed 180 like six different times.
It goes from that you're Jesus Christ walking on the water, our only protector of free speech, to as we're about to see here, Gator saying you're literally possessed by demons and are like a right-hand servant of Satan.
Okay, so that's that's where we're at.
Because Gator, his mind is like a fucking vault, and the motherfucker is drugs and alcohol and women.
Null's mental state started to rapidly.
I just love that Ralph said that his mind is unpolluted by women, which is a really nice, subtle felt there.
That's actually, that was Ralph at the top of his game right there.
That's why Ralph used to be like on top.
Like a line like that.
Gator's mind, just like a vault is unpolluted by drugs, alcohol, and women.
It sounds like a calm.
It's so fucking back in.
All right.
Here we've got Gator talking about you.
Let's bring it back.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Because Gator, his mind is like a fucking vault.
And the motherfucker, it's unpolluted by drugs and alcohol and women.
Null's mental state started to rapidly deteriorate.
It's very likely that Josh's life and his spiritual being has been assaulted by this demon for a while.
Okay.
Really start to see at that point.
His entire mental state starts to rapidly deteriorate.
Well, and it may simply be, you know, this entity, this demon that attached itself to Chris, really seems to want to be wants people to be more aware of Chris and wants to kind of extend its tendrils out as far as it can go.
Now, I'm not saying the death of internet blood sports may have actually been the work of a demon, but it's an interesting theory.
How do you respond to that, Josh Moon?
No, go.
I want.
No, no, hold on.
Josh, you've blown out.
Josh, hold on.
So if I remember correctly, this came during the coin sale.
Because if you guys don't know, I think it was around this time where I literally minted silver coins that had the face of Christian on them.
And I think that the Sanachu demon stuff had just gotten talking about by Mediker, which therefore made it completely real in Gator's mind.
He had received updated instructions on what to think and feel.
So he's taking this very seriously.
And he's considering that I am minting coinage in the likeness of the demon so as to like in black and white, the video game, where it's like you have to build the buildings to spread the god's power.
It's like that.
I'm printing, I'm putting the coins out there to like spread the power of the god, of the demon god, the fake god.
Yeah, go ahead.
No, that's it.
He really seems to believe it, at least at this point.
I'm not sure.
He's always had weird, weird because he has to reconcile that he absolutely despises me and hates everything that I do.
And at the same time, he has to reconcile that with the fact that he really liked me at some point.
And he has to come up with an explanation about how I've had a serious decline in some way.
And that theory has changed depending on what he's doing at the time.
I remember one of the schizo theories at that time.
It's Mr. Vickers has given Josh the silver to do the sale, bitch.
If you want to know the truth about it, is it true, Josh?
Are you getting all the silver from Mr. Vickers' coin shop to grift everybody, buddy?
It's not true.
It came from Malaysia, actually, man.
That's true.
It's not true.
All right.
So Gator loved this.
I think he continued.
Here we go.
Okay.
Okay.
From M Bash.
Hey, Jim.
Do you agree with Gator that Josh Mooch summoned a demon that killed IBS?
I've not heard that piece of war yet.
What demon would have been summoned to take care of that problem?
Do you think that was Gator the origin of the Sona Chew demon thing?
Is that the thing that he was talking about?
How he changed the internet by inventing the Sona Chu?
Maybe, maybe that's it.
Theories abound as to how Gator influenced the end.
It could be.
It could be.
Yeah, that's a possibility.
This guy says, Where's the apology to Noel for calling him a pedophile possessed by gay demons?
Gator says it's hilarious.
Is it gay now?
I guess she did the pedophile part come from too.
I guess he probably did say that a number of times.
He goes, LaMal, it sounds hilarious when you say it like that.
And he goes, I'm willing to meet him halfway and say the demons made him look at all that Neko Shoda.
So there you go.
There's Gator.
What's crazy about that is that he's tried to apologize to me for that.
Like he went on for years and years for no reason other than the fact that Ethan Ralph told him to, basically.
Actually, this is hotly debated.
I want your take on this.
Ralph has messaged me after he told me that we're like ham and cheese.
He messaged me.
He said it was Gator.
It's so funny.
Just breaking that down.
He has no idea how funny that really is because he has no fucking clue.
He's the rage pig and you see about cheese all the fucking time.
It's one of the funniest things he's ever said in like 15 years.
It's genuinely like beautifully genius.
It's monkeying typewriter level, like astronomical genius.
It really is.
It really is.
But he says it's Gator.
It's Gator that came between you guys and you were star-crossed lovers and it's Gator's fault.
Is that yeah, that's what he said.
He said that Gator was the one who really wanted to go after me and prompted him to do that a lot.
And I think Gator said the opposite that like it was Ethan Ralph and he was just trying to like stay loyal to his minch and stuff.
And it's like, I really, I think it is Gator.
I'm going to be real with you.
I think that Gator, for whatever reason, he really absolutely despises me.
I think that goes back to 8-Chan because he was big on 8-Chan because of the anime and the Gamergate stuff.
And I think that he, to this day, holds a grudge against me for not single-handedly rescuing 8-Chan.
Right.
Okay.
That sounds like Gator, to be honest.
It sounds really autistic and petty, just like Gator.
Okay, so here we have Gator one.
Yeah, year one of the show.
I believe this is Gator actually apologizing to you for all of this stuff.
Whoa.
Or we tried to get him to apologize.
Well, you're you apologize.
I'm gonna ask then, will you apologize to Josh now for you know saying he's a pedophile and shit like that?
I will apologize to Josh, but under one condition.
Okay, one condition that Josh has to apologize for dragging me into it when I desperately tried to be quiet and stay out of it.
What do you mean?
I mean, you were in this from the beginning.
I mean, you're on calls with Ralph where Josh Moon is a kid diddler.
He's a pedophile.
His dick doesn't work.
You were on a stream where you literally pulled up pictures of Josh Moon's mom's mug shot.
Will you apologize for that?
Or?
Oh, certainly.
I will definitely apologize for that.
Oh, you're Mike.
Was he sincere?
You're Mike, by the way.
I don't know.
I think even Queen Kafall's apologized for going after my mom for whatever.
For whatever reason, everyone goes after my mom.
I don't know why.
She has literally nothing to do with me, but I guess people especially.
Yeah, everybody.
Liz Fong Jones, Keffels, Gator.
What?
You're telling me that Keffels apologized for something?
Keffels apologized only because a bunch of people replied to him going after my mom.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
This is like Kiwi Farm shit.
I thought you're supposed to be anti-Kiwi Farms and you're like doxing his mom.
Like, are you okay?
And then eventually, after like getting ratioed by his own fans, he was like, okay, I guess I apologize.
What's crazy about this clip is me and Andy are wearing the same bow tie, but I'm actually so fat that it's so small on me compared to Andy's boats.
That's not true.
No, no, of course.
I believe it for a second.
You fight with me.
That's hilarious.
It's just a giant.
Galactus.
Gunt lactis.
Okay.
Because this must have been our fourth stream or something.
It was.
It was like it was episode like four or five, something.
Yeah, definitely.
Well, then apologize.
Say, Josh, I'm sorry.
Josh, I am sorry.
Dude, this is, by the way, like, this had been built up, me and Gator feuding for like three or four years where we were just on like complete opposites of everything.
And, you know, Ralph and them, they were up there.
I was way down there.
And finally, after Portugal and Ralph getting his eye socket fucking destroyed and Jim forsaking the gun, Gator had no choice but to come and grovel before us like this.
And it was a fucking sweet moment to be able to press him like this.
And just this awkward silence.
Yeah, he caught me by like Twitter dams.
And it was just like, I have no use for you.
You're literally useless and you're like a snake.
And you only abandon Ralph because of Medicare making it okay to do so.
By the way, here's a fun fact about Gator.
When Ralph's shit was really starting to fall apart hard, he had just had his first major pill stream.
I think the soap thing had just happened.
Gator was still around for him at that point.
I offered to let him moderate the Kiwi Farms if he broke away from Ralph.
I say I thought like he needs something to do.
He needs like replacement friends.
So I honestly, out of the bottom of my fucking heart, I said, look, I'll let you integrate in this way.
So you have something to do.
And he rejected me on that.
And then years later, he apologized.
I was just like, you're just such a fucking cunt.
He really was.
He was such a douchebag for so long.
And really, he never got the punishment that he really deserved.
Somehow he's like got away with it when he was like the head janitor of everything and was involved in so many gay ops and so much bullshit.
But whatever at this point, it's 2025.
Yeah, exactly.
I think that's fair.
There we go.
That's fair.
Wow.
Ralph, by the way, is seething right now.
I got some reports.
Ralph is seething.
Why?
But why?
He's not doing Ralph's mental state any favors.
Yep, that's it.
Fuck it.
Ralph is.
Oh, wow.
Oh, we hit the goal.
Let's fucking go.
Wow.
Also, he asks, what has Null done to make you personally deserve?
Sorry.
Also, what has Null done to you personally to deserve your hate?
I don't understand.
Null demanded that the Kiwis make a thread and dox me.
What?
This is true?
I mean, this is.
Josh, did you commit?
I command thee to dox Shannon games.
Was this true?
I have asked people to make a thread very, very seldom.
Generally, people will do it automatically.
I honestly can't remember.
There's a good chance I might have.
I don't think I did, though, because I never headed out for Gator.
Did I?
I would love to see the post because I honestly do not remember if I did or not.
You know what?
If you did, it's based because it's Gator.
Who gives a fuck?
Behavior that Ralph's basically doing right now.
So I fundamentally don't see a difference between the two.
The difference, however, is that Null, I think, can at least be you can have a conversation with Josh, I think.
You can't really have a conversation with Ralph.
When Ralph thinks that you're his blood enemy, that's it.
He's going to think that for life.
I think maybe Josh can be, I can have a discussion with Josh, maybe.
Yeah, no, I think that would be a good idea.
There you go.
All right.
There we go.
All right.
Now we have, what is this here?
Reincarnated as a gator.
She keeps, she keeps protecting her account.
So I'll lay it out here.
Kiwi Farms users were allegedly sharing naked images of an underaged user of the website.
Josh is complicit in allowing underage users on his site.
And he's run pedo boards in the past.
He 100% deserves all the shit coming his way.
So there's a hot gator take right there.
Then he goes, these are the same people trying to call Ralph a pedophile for having sex with an 18-year-old, a person of legal age, and trying to call her a teenager.
Well, but she is a teenager.
But okay.
And oh, literally like a high school student.
Yeah.
She was literally like a month out from prom when Ralph fucking snatched her from the Vickers home because they wanted to think she was younger.
They're playing word games just like Sargon's groomer shit.
Well, no, Sargon just pulled that straight out of his ass, whereas Ralph was actually like dating a teenage girl.
Ralph Sub Forum Theories00:10:38
What do we have here?
All right.
Do you want to hear that one again?
Doxing is a tool like any other tool.
It can be used for good and it can be used for awesome.
Oh, no, no.
Gator, no.
Oh, no.
Back to us.
I got to ask.
So, a lot of the time, like you, you defended Ralph or attacked his enemies.
Did Ralph tell you to shit talk people for him, or did you just feel obligated to do it because you were a co-host?
Yeah, this is kind of going back to your theory, isn't it, Josh, about whether or not he was deciding to go after you on his own or Ralph was telling him.
Yeah.
By the way, I found the post just real quick when Ralph got his own sub forum.
I closed his general thread, which at that point was like several thousand pages long, I want to say.
And I just said this.
It was 10,000 pages, wasn't it?
Something crazy.
3,642 was the original thread.
So on December 10th, 2020, I said, I am locking this thread to encourage people to make new threads.
Very common thing that I do when you have a big general thread and you open a board, you got to kind of disperse that activity around.
Otherwise, it just stays in that general thread.
And I said, to make new threads and to make use of the board.
For starters, get a thread up on Gator, Vickers, Faith, and the most recent leagues.
So that's what I said.
I didn't tell people to dox them, but I did say you got to like break the general thread up into people who were already talking about it.
If there's going to be a Ralph sub forum, there's going to be a Gator threat.
Like this, it just has to be.
Of course.
You can't have Batman without Robin.
You can't have Aquaman without Aqualad.
It just has to be.
Goal 440.
What is this?
Poverty Hour?
Shut up.
It's tough.
It's tough.
Ralph would like post a tweet of somebody talking shit.
And Ralph would be like, you know, go into this spurg out mode.
And he'd be like, he'd ask me to either respond or like do something or say something.
And that was, that wasn't as often as you think.
But like, typically what I would do.
It still looks so mad there.
I'm like, yeah.
Yeah, buddy.
Fucking piece of shit.
Squirm, you fucking worm.
Is I would see somebody that was like, let's use Josh as a great example, right?
Like Josh would say something about Ralph or like try to with Ralph.
And of course, Ralph would immediately be like, oh, Josh moved that guy, all that stuff.
And for a while there, I like tried to stay neutral in that because like, you know, I was kind of, I'm from the internet world.
Like, I know Kiwi Farms and all that stuff.
And that's hide my, yeah.
The eldest guy.
The eldest.
He had to repeat it back to me.
He used to hate that.
He really resented being called that.
But then Jim anointed him as that.
And now he accepts it.
So involved with that until I unfortunately started going another target, courtesy of Ralph just being himself and being this black hole of just malice and spite.
But remember when I used to play music like a better lounge, like cocktail lounge.
But he would like go spurg out and he he would be very, very wary of people that didn't like toe his line 100%.
I remember that, you know, he would get, he got into like this big ass feud with Josh.
And at first I was kind of like, I don't know if it's a good idea to go Kiwi Farms.
You know, I hate you over there.
Now it's just going to be a thousand times worse.
There's a lot of Kiwis and Ricada's chat.
There's a lot of Kiwis in the dick show.
And these are both platforms that you want to like, you know, you want to, you want their fans, their fans to be your fans and come over to your show and give you money.
And by pissing Josh off, you've pissed off his capos, you've pissed off, you know, his personal army.
And he's going to like go hard at you and with you.
And, you know, Ralph and I had a little bit of an argument about that.
And Ralph is the kind of person.
Just love to be a fly on the wall for any argument between Ralph and Gator.
Oh, I'm Ralph.
Oh, maybe you should.
Shut the fuck up, Gator.
You fucking little bitch.
You fucking do your toe, Gator.
I can't imagine Gator ever actually standing up to Ralph and like threatening to put the brute down.
I can't imagine it in a million fucking years.
That he that he's not pleased with what you've done, but he's not happy with something that you've said and done.
And you know, it's a little, it was a little frightening back then because you know, I was still in that mode of, oh no, you know, what if what if he ruins my life?
What if he with me?
Yeah, you're like, hurry.
Hurry up, Gator.
You suck, buddy.
Where is the snake material?
And honestly, he snaked in the shittiest way.
Go ahead, Josh.
Yeah, I was gonna say, maybe when he was telling that story about like the violent Puerto Rican GF that wanted to have sex afterwards, maybe that was Ralph.
Ralph would start nagging him to pick out the trash and they want to have sex right away.
That makes a lot more sense.
That does.
Whatever he would say, I would just echo like a parrot.
That's the truth, isn't it?
Whatever Ralph would say, he would echo like a parrot.
Okay, so here we have now.
This is Gator.
A real quick interruption.
I didn't realize, but today's actually Anime Boomers podcasting.
He's supposed to be going live any second now.
Wow.
Let's go.
Someone mentioned we didn't plan it that way.
None of us actually knew what day anime was.
Somebody came over to inform him that we're talking about it.
He says, They must have really run out of content.
Listen, what happened was the Josh father came to me.
He was like, Listen, yo, me a favor for all my appearances.
We gotta take a hit out on the Gator gamer.
He's a threat to the Kiwi Farm.
So we gotta.
That's what happened, Gator.
I'm sorry.
I owe the slobber father a fucking favor.
Okay.
So there was at one time, if you can believe it, a paywalled program where the gamer Gator, Ethan Ralph, and Pantsu Party reviewed animes together.
And this was basically like some sort of humiliation.
It was called Kamikaze No Survivors.
I would not have remembered that had I not looked at the screen and saw it there.
And so this was basically a big humiliation ritual on Ralph perpetuated by his wife and man servant, where they basically chained him up and made him watch the most deviant and depraved shit.
Just yeah, I'm already not happy.
This left is so priceless, Josh.
His reactions during this, because at first, Ralph's, all right, I'll watch Neon Genesis Evangelion and I'll watch Bleach and One Piece.
Well, then Gator brings up, listen, it's time to actually baptize you into this, Ralph.
We're doing redo of Healer next week.
And Ralph's like, well, wait a minute, Gator, what the fuck is redo with healer?
And here's Gator explaining to Ralph what he's gonna have to watch.
Okay.
Well, I've already brought it up earlier, but Ralph's so mess.
Oh, he's so messed.
This is so because he knows that's the only way he's getting in pantsu's pussy pocket is if he fucking does this shit with Dater to watch something completely and absolutely fucked up.
We're gonna watch uh look at Ralph Ralph It's so sad when Ralph is the normal person in an interaction with like real genuine reactions the voice of morality, decency, and virtue in this dark age.
Like, we're gonna watch something fucking Ralph's like, well, Gator, I know what you are, and I don't want to watch your definition of fucked up.
Ralph knows that's not like hyperbole.
He knows he's actually bringing out something he doesn't want to see.
Yeah.
That's a subject of controversy recently.
It's called Redo of Healer.
Now, what the fuck is that?
Okay, yeah, Ralph.
Oh, I thought it was fun.
It's actually really fucking funny.
Now, what the fuck is that?
Even the title just made him go, what?
Absolute skepticism on his face there, bro.
The premise of Redo of Healer is that you've got a guy who has the power to heal people, but he's treated like complete and absolute shit.
Look at Ralph.
The subtle little head tilt as he's hearing this.
His head looks like a fucking egg, dude.
Like, what the fuck?
Defain manages to go back in time and is able to redo the events that led to his disastrous life.
And he's decided that he's going to get revenge on the horrible motherfuckers that treated him like absolute shit.
And he's going to do anything in his power to get his revenge.
Now, that sounds amazing.
Does it?
Well, that sounds great, Gator.
What's fucked up about it?
Yeah, that's my favorite thing, Gator.
I love it.
This new maid was marketed in pills as well.
Spooky Weeb Trash Stories00:16:07
It is.
It is.
It has pissed off a lot of people.
No.
Whoa.
No.
The horse startled me.
Jump scared.
There is.
Yeah, I know.
Like, whoa, hey.
Dang it.
We're going to watch the uncensored version.
No.
Oh, no.
Gator.
No.
Ralph's like, what?
Oh, no.
Well, of course.
Of course.
That's all.
Oh, she's terrible.
No, it's new.
Are you excited to see it?
I am.
I bet.
Can you imagine a Gator May podcast?
Wow.
Listen.
I mean, you never say Nev.
It was meant to be meant to be.
Now, Josh, you seem to have an understanding of what this anime is about.
And this is just him saying on Twitter he's making Ralph watch it.
What is Redo of Healer about?
What are the sordid details that Gator left out of his description of this anime he forced Ralph to watch?
All I know is that it has lots of rape.
Oh, let me actually, I'm going to pull up the, here's what I do.
I like to.
I like to play this little game when people try to force me to watch an anime.
Okay, here's what I do to have fun.
I go onto IMDB and I scroll down until I find the parents' guide.
And then I just read what it warns me about.
Common sense meteor or whatever.
Yeah, sex and nudity, uh, severe.
450 people found this severe.
Explicit sex scenes, rape.
Uh, uncensored version.
A young man rapes a teenage girl and you can see her body between her legs on the bed.
Wait.
What?
That doesn't sound good.
There's a teenage girl getting raped and bleeding.
A teenage girl pours an addictive substance onto the genitals of a male.
A shadow of the male performing fellacio on himself while making audible sucking noises is shown.
A maid forces herself on a teenage boy who is much younger and takes his virginity.
Her breasts are visible as she pulls her panties and inserts the boy's penis and straddles him during sex until orgasm.
A young man buys a female child slave and convinces her to perform fallatio on him.
What?
Hold on.
Oh, God, hold on, hold on, hold on.
A female child sex slave?
Yes, that's what it says.
It says a female child slave convinces her to perform fellacio on him.
Afterwards, they have sex and he ejaculates inside of her.
They are later shown having passionate sex outdoors by a tree during a full moon, both fully nude.
So she becomes like Stockholm Syndrome, like a wife for him.
And then a man slaps a woman with his penis for one second.
Fox slap.
Okay.
That was tame compared to the other things we were doing.
Yeah, the other stuff.
Okay, look, there's content ratings for sex and nudity, violence, and gore, profanity, alcohol, and frightening and intense scenes, all of which are rated severe.
In the violence, it warns of torture.
There are details of torture explained that are gruesome.
There's gore, lots of torture it warns you of.
Then there are hallucinogenic drugs that make people unresponsive, submissive, and dependent.
And aphrodisiac is used to support, seduce a young girl and becomes aroused and soaks her panties.
There's lots of sex, violence, and torture.
Yes.
Right.
Gator, is it time to enter the wood shipper there, Gator?
Or this is there.
This anime, by the way, is like a meme because it's mentioned by Nick Rikeda, Mediker, Gator, May.
I don't know what the fuck is up with this anime.
So everybody has to go into the wood shipper now.
Not our e-da.
Not Father Jim.
Not Father Jim, Josh.
No.
It was Ricada's favorite anime.
I don't believe it, Josh.
I don't believe that Mediker would watch something like that.
Only Rikada watched it.
And the version Mediker watched certainly didn't have any of the child shit in it.
That was just the Ricada.
Did you watch the censored four kids version that they played on Toonami?
The PG-13.
That's, you know, that's what Jim watches.
He's a responsible, mature man.
It's the Fox Morning, the Fox Morning version.
We love our EDAddy.
We love our EDAddy, Jim.
Please.
We love him.
He never did this.
Anyway.
All right.
We're going into anime maturity now.
So we're really entering the heart of darkness.
Go ahead.
Yeah, this is the peak.
This shit.
So this is after, to give context, this is post-Ralph.
He is trying to set up a podcast called the Anime Boomers Podcast, previously named.
And he is with, if I remember correctly, Spooky Weeb Trash.
Now, this is my, I have very carefully avoided mentioning this on show at all.
If you want to go, I don't know if you want to actually do this on stream, but if you want to go to, I'm actually going to hit you with some deep lore about this.
Okay.
Okay.
If you go to the Anime Boomers podcast and you read the description, it says it's a show by the Gay Tour Gay Moore co-hosted by Spooky Weeb Trash, who's a real woman.
Spooky Weeb Trash appears in three live streams, and it has been like three years since Spooky Weeb Trash has appeared in the show.
He has never updated this description, and it never it shows up in every single one of the descriptions of his videos as well, advertising that she's the co-host.
She has not been on this podcast for three years.
She's an alcoholic.
She mentions day drinking in the video that we're about to watch.
She makes like a joke about how people need to day drink more.
She's got like a puffy face, like that alcoholics get.
And at some point in the last year, she was talking about day drinking some more and just vanished off the face of the fucking planet.
So she's gone now.
Nobody knows what happened to Spooky Weeb trash.
Her last known association was with the Gator Gay More.
She was heavily drinking and now she's just gone.
She's in a ditch, huh?
She's in a shot.
She's a shallow girl.
She's the next shit.
Spooky come back.
She's dead.
Blame it all.
Oh, he killed her.
Gator was just such a creepy fucking weirdo that he eventually spooked off the spooky weeb trash.
I don't know.
Or she drank herself to death having to deal with Gator's cringe nearly three episodes.
I have a story for you all about Spooky Weeb Trash.
So I walk into the Airbnb in Knoxville.
And at this point, she had a boyfriend, but Ralph had called her, right?
And I walk in and Ralph's like, what do you mean, bitch?
I've got thousands of dollars on my bank account.
What do you mean I can't see your tits?
And I'm like, Spooky Weeb Trash.
Is it not?
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, Josh, this is documentary.
I'm glad that we got this.
We need to talk about this.
We need this on the record because this is new info to me.
Yeah, yeah.
So this is 100% true.
She even confirmed it vaguely on anime boomers.
But yeah, so I walk in and I'm like, who are you talking to?
What the fuck?
I'm like, what are you doing?
And he's like, this bitch, Spooky Weeb Trash, won't show me.
He's on the phone, like, on it still.
She's on the on the line.
He's like, this bitch won't show me her tits.
Andy, tell her how much thousands I have in my bank account.
I didn't even know, right?
And first of all, thousands.
Like, wow, congratulations.
And then, and I'm like, okay, hang up the phone.
And then I DM'd her and I went, I don't know what's happening.
I'm sorry.
Like, you know, I'm trying to like stop the fire from spreading right before it's like released to the public.
And yeah, that's what happened there.
And he was trying to phone a bunch of people and get titty pictures from everyone.
All these girls and shit.
And she was one of them.
Yeah.
Maybe he was trying to do Gator a solid and hook him up with the nudes that he decorated.
Yeah.
He was married.
He was married.
And I'm like, oh, Nora's going to find out there's going to be a huge R canal.
And so, yeah, this is a 100% true story.
So there you go.
It's worth mentioning just to cap this off that he obviously desperately wanted to hook up with her and they never have.
Yes.
Well, we have the whole folder.
When we get to the Anime Boomers podcast, I produced a folder dedicated to Spooky Weeb trash, which we'll go through and some of Gator's sad attempts and shit like that.
So this is Anime Mitsori.
Is this the 2022 or 2023 edition?
Do you know offhand, Josh?
Oh, God, no, I don't.
Doesn't really matter.
But what this is, is some sort of weird anime convention where they gather to molest children and sacrifice them to Moloch.
From my understanding, all of the anime fans, they do their ritualistic sacrifices and hoods.
It's kind of like eyes wide shut, but they're dressed like Final Fantasy characters.
Anyway, Gator felt like he needed to make the sacred pilgrimage.
You know, out there, there's some anime fucker that I'm going to kill PP.
You know, you know, he's lying.
Fuck him.
This fat fuck.
He doesn't know anything about One Piece.
He doesn't know who Piccolo is.
So Gator decided he was going to make the pilgrimage to this child rape convention.
And here we go.
Jesus Christ.
He's here too.
Look at that Gator.
Oh, my God.
He's fucking disheveled.
He's fat.
He's fucking stinky and greasy.
Look at his fucking hair.
Oh, my God, buddy.
He's got a defender special.
Because he looks like Christian, first of all, which is like a tried comparison to make, but for real, it fucking looks like Christian.
But second of all, it's like he knew this event was coming up like a year in advance.
He had a year in advance to do something to look presentable, knewing that it was going to be recorded and put on his fucking channel.
Buddy, where did he get these glasses?
Sears optical?
Like, what the fuck is going on, dude?
The one you buy at the shoppers on the rotating thing.
His cringy ass fucking Joe Tarot.
Whoa.
Listen, I'm not saying I'm not saying he is a pedophile, but if you had a picture in the dictionary next to the word pedophile, it would look a lot like this.
It would look like that picture of Vito in the bluey shirt.
Yeah, you're right.
What the fuck was he wearing?
What is this fucking shit he's wearing?
This shirt.
Bad times don't last.
Bad guys do.
Is he trying to say he's a bad boy?
This is sexy goth, bad boy, Gator gamer.
Buddy, what the fuck?
Holy shit.
Look at this man's drip.
You gotta fucking roast some fucking drip, man.
No, he's getting mogged.
He's getting mogged by women in public.
No.
Oh, no!
Buddy, he's got the- he's got the big hike!
Did you see he had the big high compression socks on for his diabetes?
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Wait until the con.
This dude has like just caked in fucking makeup to the point where the face is just completely gone.
It's gone.
Queen B of the anime club.
Yeah.
She blows.
Female weeb whale off the starboard bow.
Paranced stinking pussy.
Oh my god.
I'll look for the con.
Yes.
I feel like I should like soyjack close out and just be like.
Now, you might be wondering how I got here.
Well, there was this streamer, Mr. Medeker.
I watched one of his streams and then I became this guy.
Look at this shit.
He's fucking soyjacked pointing at a fucking pillow, buddy.
What is going on?
It's a really good soy jack, too.
He nailed it.
Listen, let's get the sticker right now.
Who has the subs for this sticker?
Let's see at least 20 subs for the Shannon Gain sticker right now, chat.
You've doubled the price.
Oh, Josh gets half, right?
So He's gonna have to whoa buddy for it.
I can't get the finger though, or else it doesn't make sense.
No, it doesn't walk it gives you shit.
It's Remaru.
Oh, shit.
I'm recording it, so somebody will screenshot it.
I'm sure.
No, stop.
No.
God damn it.
Jim died for this.
Buddy Josh.
For 10.
Oh, and we got DJ Ray for 25 subs.
Whoa, buddy.
Thank you so much.
Jim died for this so that his hats could be put on this gay anime plushie and posed with by a fucking weirdo like this.
Holy shit, buddy.
Or listen, just the face is fine enough.
Trust me.
If it's with a finger, it'll be way too tiny.
It won't even like.
Jim's looking up from hell and he's like, that's why I'm here.
Isn't it God?
The sweetie squad's gonna fucking rate me for that one, buddy.
You're pressing it, buddy.
You're pressing it.
I'm really, I'm really scared in the line.
I'm top dancing on that line.
I gotta find a okay here.
Let me just hit play on buddy.
Remaru tippists.
I was reincarnated.
Hey, stop.
Oh, stop.
He's making the voices.
Josh, help us.
What is your take?
I have no fucking idea what it is.
What is your take?
He's the Raspi anime expert, and you don't know what this even is.
Do you remember vaguely when Dick Masterson went ape shit over the bed sheets of Maddox and it was like that dungeon slime guy?
Is this out of your ballpark?
This is out of my ballpark on the Maddox.
Dungeon slime?
Maddox's house when he was renting got listed on Zillow.
So they took pictures of the house as it was with the tenants inside of it.
So Maddox's bedroom leaked onto the internet and Dick Masterson made like a whole special making.
Bedroom leaked, sir.
The bedroom photos have leaked onto Dragon Park, sir.
It was the big slime monster from Dragon Quest that was his bed sheet.
And it was just like the face.
It was like a blue bed sheet with the face.
That was just like an anime face, like a Maple Story kind of expression.
And Dick tore this guy a new fucking asshole just for having a Dragon Quest slime bed sheet, which is kind of man-childish, but it's like, as far as like embarrassing anime shit goes, holy fuck, that's like a one out of 10, relatively speaking.
That's like whatever Dragon Quest.
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Meanwhile, the Puerto Rican Poon Slayer himself is over here with the Mediker hat on this weird plushie, and he's doing like play pretend voices that like children do.
Like, I hate to keep saying this because it makes me sound like a one-trick pony, but there's a video of Christian playing with toys and doing the squeaky voices, and he put that on YouTube.
It's like, Gator's doing the exact same fucking thing.
It's like, why are you giving it a little voice?
Now, Josh, are you aware that Gator has an entire collection of plushes?
vaguely i'm aware i don't know how i have i have i have of the collection of plushes You have a picture of all the plushes.
I have the ones of just like three different VTubers.
And I remember that Kiesha apparently went over my criticism of these fucking adult men collecting plushies of like anime characters and said, like, no, that's normal behavior.
It's not normal behavior.
Gator collects plushies of his Oshis, and I'm sure that they are all cum stained.
Holy fuck, man.
Can you imagine, like, you know, Gator reproduced and like his kids brought a friend over to the house?
And this is my dad's collection of anime pillows.
Like, fuck, man.
You're Gator's kid, his plushie collection's like the bottom of your fucking list of problems.
There's other things to worry about, like getting raped.
Whoa, Jesus Christ.
Micro-niche.
I'm a micro-ishalip.
Oh, I mean, that's a bit of a stretch, Gator.
Oh, here it is.
Classic.
These look like really niche anime I've never seen, though.
Okay.
This is Record of Lodos War.
That's Deebleton.
That's Parn.
This is like one of my favorite.
Imagine knowing the names of the characters on that post.
Like, imagine.
I couldn't even fucking imagine.
Like, it's just insane.
And then not only knowing, but actually volunteering the information and not only that, but being proud of it as though it's some sort of a flex, as though it's some sort of accomplishment that you know the names of these child cartoons that you jerk off to.
And, you know, these people will try and shame me for not knowing the names of the cartoons that they jerk off to.
Whereas I think it's righteous as fuck that I don't know anything about these One Piece characters at all.
One Piece.
Let's not do that.
I was going to tell you.
You got it.
I was going to.
Oh, we exposed him.
This is like in the thing when they did the blood test.
And worse, he just had to open his mouth and confirm that he's an anime weed that needs to be fucking purged.
But yeah, yeah.
That's not in One Piece, bro.
I love that shit.
I was actually going to tell Andy to wear his One Piece shirt.
I watched yesterday if it would cause Josh to fucking melt down and start talking about the raping of children in One Piece.
I was going to put me and Ashton as V tubers today.
Can you imagine if you turn on the VTube?
Oh my God.
Listen, a thousand subs right now and we will do the VTube.
A thousand subs won't even scratch two VTuber models, brother.
I know, I know.
It's over.
That's why I like elf chicks so long.
What?
What did you just say?
What the fuck he's talking about?
He loves elven chicks.
Listen, this is the guy.
If you said, picture a guy who loves elven chicks, this image would be conjured in your mind.
Like, Gator really is the archetype of something.
Like, he really is.
Like, it's, yeah, that's the guy.
I mean, it doesn't look like them super deformed.
Like, the art's absolutely gorgeous.
Fantastic stuff.
Is it though?
Rockets load off to us.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Oh, oh, what?
Everyone ready for the 34 minute?
The 34 minutes.
Josh threw this in.
I'm like, 34, 34, 34 minutes.
I was providing all the source material too in case you needed it or something.
That's why I'm not.
I figured, I figured.
I figured it wasn't.
Hey, guys.
Spooky here.
What's up with the skin tag on her fucking eye?
Like, can we take a pair of scissors to it or can we do something, anything about that?
Because it's like really distracting.
Really distracting.
The three hours.
You're like Austin Powers.
You're like, you're about to use like the, I'm going to chop it up and make a mole.
Holy shit.
She's got a mole.
Mole.
She's got the summer teeth flying too.
Summer here and summer there.
Oh my God.
She's the one that held the knife while they sacrificed the children in the basement.
So, if you guys are here from my Zoe Quinn content specifically, like the long form stuff, thank you.
Hello.
Is there anyone that would be there, Josh?
Can you elaborate on the Zoe Quinn solo content of Spooky?
I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick.
Well, this is gonna be a long seminar by Josh explaining.
I have no idea what she's talking about.
What do you mean?
You're the lore masters.
Don't you have like a fucking ladder-bound fucking volume you can pull off the shout.
In days of y'all, Spooky Wee of Trash did a Zoe Quinn stream.
I just imagine, I bet you I can guess what it is.
During Gamergate, she wanted attention.
So she did like, I'm a girl, but I'm hashtag.
Do you remember hashtag not your shield?
Not your shield.
Yeah.
She was hashtag not your shield.
We have all these women and black people and trannies and fucking Jews and they're not your shield, dude.
Gamer Gate Debates00:10:42
We're all fucking base gamer cacarinos fighting against social justice warriors and feminism.
And we're going to show them.
We're going to stick it to them because this is about ethics and games journalism, Josh.
I found the guy that's there from her Zoe Quinn content.
Somebody in my kick chat said JD Staley, she did a documentary of Zoe Quinn on her YouTube channel.
So she did like a proper video all about Zoe Quinn exposing her.
And I assume that's just how the Gator Game War and her met over a nice discussion about Zoe Quinn.
Yeah, exactly.
But one of my favorite things, by the way, is when someone who has absolutely no following addresses their audience.
I don't know how to describe this as like a trope, but it's like when somebody who has literally no, no active following says, in case you're here from my other work, because Gator does this too.
It's like, if you're here for the anime boomer podcast, don't worry.
It's not going away.
It's just like nobody's here.
I know what it's called.
It's called fake it till you make it, right?
It's like an unsailing.
Oh, yeah, I'll phone you right through to my secretary right now and we'll finalize the process.
Okay, have you ever read that copypasta about how Indians do that?
They always pretend to be really busy.
They make themselves look really important.
It's like that.
It's like the YouTuber version of that.
It's like, well, I have to do it.
Everybody in chat.
They're all freaking out about the nails.
They are really fucking pointy.
Holy fuck.
She is like a witch.
She has like, like, she has warts and she's got like this weird scowl and she's got puffy face from drinking and binge drinking.
And then she has like actual claws where it's like she could run up to you and like start slashing you and like tear your clothes and leave gashes on your back.
She's fucking bald.
That's a fucking wig.
That's not her real hair.
She's just a bald old baboosha.
Dude, how does she wipe?
You know, that's a really good question.
How long are you gonna get a fucking bidet when you're in that?
Dude, pointing out that that's a wig is like when I first learned that black women don't have hair and they just all wear all the fucking time.
It's like, what the fuck, really?
All of them?
They have fucking curly hair, buddy.
It's like, what the fuck?
So in order to mimic like a human being, they have to wear these weaves.
It's crazy.
And I also want to thank my patrons for being very patient.
My patrons.
How many patrons?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Video essay, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
It is being edited right now.
The script itself is being edited.
As soon as I get done with this vacation, if you want to call that this one, I'm about to denounce.
I'm sure you guys right now it is.
As soon as I get done with this video, vlogging and editing, all that kind of stuff, I will uh film the new video.
Oh, I remember there's no ability to speak at all.
Go ahead, Josh.
She has a patron because she did cosplay thought.
Well, from what I understand, she has only fans as well.
Did she have an OnlyFans too?
I don't know about that.
She had an only fans, bro.
Gator couldn't hit that stop, buddy.
This is where it's like seal clubbing, bro.
This is fucking brutal, bro.
Someone's asking, Are we going to do VTubers on this show?
We're getting not.
No, I mean, I mean, in the future, listen, if Josh comes on and we can cast them all into pedophile hell, explain how every single person that watches it is just a sick sexual deviant that should be lined up against the wall and that there's no excuse for it whatsoever in a safe and sane society.
As we get further into the anime boober shit, I think I'll cap it off by giving you guys some of his actual what he actually watches.
Um, and then I'm sure it'll be self-evident.
I really get people really fucking like hundreds of people when I made fun of this new debut character, which I'll talk about when we get there, but like hundreds of people got upset that I called this out for what it is.
It's just like it's it's a it sounds like it, it looks like it, it talks like it.
What the fuck am I supposed to call it besides a child?
It's like, well, it's fictional, bro.
Fictional what?
It's not a fictional real Josh.
Get your hand off their penis, Josh.
What business is it of yours, buddy?
They want to jerk off, Josh.
What are you, some sort of Christian theocrat, buddy?
Jack Thompson of the modern day, buddy.
Fucking moral fag.
That's what you are, buddy.
That's if the shoe fits, you gotta wear it, pal.
You have standards of what's right and what's wrong, and you just don't go around all day kids.
So you're a piece of shit.
It's just a drawing, Josh.
It's a gamer hint, hint, and it will be uploaded.
I don't know when it's going to take probably a long time to edit, but it is being worked on.
So thank you, patrons, for being patient with me.
I really, really do appreciate it.
And anyone else who is waiting for my next video, if you guys couldn't already tell by obviously the title of this video, I am going to a motherfucking anime con after three years being stuck in my home.
Well, our homes, I go.
Joe Biden did this.
And I'm going back to Anime Matsuri specifically.
Oh, damn it.
Bring back OVID for a while.
This is, I just realized, like, listen.
If, if being on lockdown means that these anime people can't just go to a convention and sacrifice children in broad daylight, we all need to go back on lockdown.
They must be stopped.
They must be stopped.
Three, which is 2019.
And I cried like a bitch.
Not my proudest moment, but we'll have to see how much I cry on this show.
Hopefully not much.
But who knows?
Who knows?
I am going to meet obviously Vic Mignon again because he's a guest and Nick Ricada again.
Obviously.
And then also anyone else who's a new YouTuber there because, oh my God, there's so many like YouTuber buddies and Nick Ricadas that are showing up too.
I must ask, what is the purpose of us watching this?
What's going on?
Can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?
Josh, is there a reason why we're watching this?
That there's a reason you put this in here, or no, I thought that you had something.
I put the long videos in there just as it's Andy Worski's fault.
I'm obviously easy to throw Worski under the bus.
Isn't that it?
They play boulders.
And I went, okay.
I was crashing out on chat the other day.
I'm like, it's my fault.
People blame me.
I know, I know.
I go, you fucking piece of shit.
Like, you don't like the Chaget show.
You think it's going to suck?
Fine.
I'll just do DSP.
And the guy goes, okay, Andy.
Because in his mind, I couldn't possibly be that cringe and crash out on chat.
It must be Andy.
So Andy's like the scapegoat for everything that goes on.
Oh, okay.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Must be Worski there.
Made Canada, you know.
Again, I'm the brain.
All right.
Is this the Anime Med Siri vlog 2022?
It is.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Look, there are three different clips.
Anime Med Siri 1, 2, and 3.
And those are what were picked out that I think are.
Well, those are up at the top, right?
I think we did those.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, you already watched the good stuff then.
Oh.
So then we're going to go.
Let's have a look here.
We had some highlights.
Some of these fiction.
Look at him.
Look at him.
There's the Rakeda panel where Gator was in attendance for the Rakeda panel.
Yes.
Gator.
There's a whole room.
It's Gator.
What a sick fucking world where there's a room of people that actually applaud Gator.
Every person in that room should be castrated for the safety of others.
There's Gator's Bizarre Adventure.
Okay.
The Sweetie Squad.
There they are.
There they are.
He's proud.
He's smiling on them.
Okay.
Here we have.
Look at this.
Hold on.
Oh.
You know, I'll beat me off sooner or later.
This is where it all started to spiral for Regatus.
This is where it all went wrong.
I like.
Yeah, go ahead, John.
I personally messaged Rakeda after this.
I'm like, is everything okay?
Really?
I really did.
He got super defensive and he's like, one of the women standing on me was my wife.
So it's okay.
And as we've seen, everything that his wife co-signs has worked out really, really well for him.
Yeah, well, he's winning.
Yeah.
I don't quite understand what's going on here.
I love how there's people.
I love how there's people live a-logging him and hassling him.
But the sick thing of it all is he's in like, look at him.
He's in like ecstasy.
Like he's coming to this.
Like he loves that there are people mocking him and there's a woman stepping on him.
It's insane.
It really is.
Holy shit.
How did that happen?
Isn't that hilarious?
No, no, I know.
The funniest part is this is so cringe.
Was that Ashton Birdie too?
Yeah, she was there too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember that.
Brutal.
Whatever happened to that chick?
No one remembers.
Remember, she put us in a group chat, would always like yap at us.
We just both ignored her completely.
Well, she thought, well, she thought we were her personal army against baked Alaska and we were gonna listen.
Ecstasy and Mockery00:12:47
We hate this guy because he's a fucking snitch and a fed and a fucking like perpetual macer of the public, you know?
Oh man.
All right.
well okay now we have the vtuber stuff uh so before we go into real quick real quick just to kind of oh I would like you to play a clip to intro the VTuber stuff real quick.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Okay, go to Josh Anime Boomer clips.
Okay.
Okay.
Josh, go into Anime Boomers Podcast 8.5.
Okay.
And then there it is.
And then there's a lot of these.
This one?
Is this the one?
No, no, hold up.
I will.
Okay, this is the intro.
And just I want to make a point that he's still such a gym walker.
He does that.
You got that.
He has like an anime VTuber intro.
It's like the you got that thing.
It's like a Mediker intro thing.
So right off the bat, we got something great.
But that's not what I wanted to play.
Can you play, oh, I got some, I got choices here.
I got choices for how I want to give people.
You know, I play 40930 paper boat.
I think that this is how I want to.
This is how I want to draw people into this, okay?
Are you going to get our house pipe bombed by YouTubers?
Oh, why?
The government won't come after you.
Vtubers might.
Here is Sameko Saba, and she is explaining the Peper Boat.
Stop.
And I have something muted, so I should unmute it.
I want to explain what the paper boat means.
This is a paper boat on me by the paper boat.
Do I need to explain the symbolism behind a paper boat?
Or do you guys kind of understand it?
An origami boat.
Okay.
I gotta say, like, who the fuck is masturbating to this?
Like, you gotta ask.
Like, 200,000 people are watching the video live that you're watching.
Like, but it's a fucking cartoon, and it's a cartoon with fucking rabbit ears, and it's a child.
And, like, don't, don't tell me you're watching this for its insightful commentary on the modern day.
Well, listen for the insightful commentary.
It's really insightful.
Would you like to see my paper boat?
Peep up.
Paper boat.
Paper boat.
That's going to be annoying to stop.
Paper boat.
Okay.
Okay, when people say, oh, we're D-gens and we're dark, we're mean to people.
I don't give a fuck.
Like, come on.
What is this?
I don't even know what's happening.
What is going on?
What is this?
I just love Gator and his friend Cody are just like, I just, you have to kind of look at this as like a movie.
They're just standing and this thing is like blinding them.
And they're just standing there in shock and awe, mesmerized by like the glory.
Like if, like if you, PPP, went outside and looked up and saw the face of God, how like that light would blind you and wash everything out away from you.
It's like that.
They're just standing there mesmerized and babbling to themselves.
Paper bo, paper bo, just babbling to themselves.
Completely completely deactivated.
Whoa, it's sad.
This is some sad shit.
Okay, that's how I wanted to introduce VTubers to people.
Oh, well, no, it's going to continue.
We got to see this through.
Oh, there you are.
We're both made of paper.
Well, I don't know.
I'm angry.
Maybe it's subjective.
Like most things are.
Maybe a paper boat.
Who wants something to do?
Listen.
Who the fuck wants to listen to some annoying child repeat paper boat over and over and over again?
Who's paper boat?
It's it's like a I don't, I, it's a paper boat somebody's chat is saying this woman has a net worth of over a hundred million dollars.
She is the number one English B tuber.
So they're all pedophiles then.
I mean, I don't know.
You're not even seeing the worst of it because I went on a whole tangent.
I'll just break, you know, fuck it.
I'll break it down real fast, okay?
So she's the successor from Guragara, the number one English-speaking BTuber.
She designed this model with her own money, so it's not like she's just playing a corporate character.
This is specifically what she wanted 100%.
It's actually one of the most like fluid, most beautiful models I've ever seen.
She paid tens of thousands of dollars to make this.
It's the most fluid animated VTuber.
It costs tens of thousands of dollars.
Okay, just put it on mute real quick and let it play for a second and I'll explain something.
Mute.
Yeah.
So take out.
I think this is moving at like 60 frames per second.
You can see how everything bounces and her eyes go wide and stuff.
Every single one of those things that happens with her character is hand-drawn.
So there are thousands and thousands and thousands of animation cells that are composited by hand by a studio, usually in Malaysia.
So it's tens of thousands of dollars.
So get one of these.
So what you're telling me is that all of our technological process, like progress over time, all of this has led to anime fans masturbating to children.
Yes.
And you see how when she moves her head, her body bounces and her hips swing left and right?
That is, she has a full body character.
So it's like her hands and legs all animate differently.
I'm telling you, it is thousands of man hours went into animating this thing.
It is the best, most fluid model I've ever fucking seen.
And the whole point of it is when she does the full body thing, she revealed day one that she can actually strip the character and show off tummy.
And when she did that, the audience just fucking lost it.
They were completely enabled by this.
Can Jim come on to defend this?
Like, can he explain it to us?
Like, I want somebody to explain it to me that's not just like you.
Like, I want somebody who actually loves this shit, but isn't a pedophile.
I can't.
I have the defense ready to go.
Okay.
Let's hear it.
Close out of that one and go to 425 Threat 2.
Like, I'm actually just confused because obviously it can't be that 200,000 people watching live are pedophiles.
Like, it can't.
That's crazy.
It obviously is.
It obviously can't be, right?
Like, I'm just like, I'm backing off of like the hyperbolic rhetoric at this point.
And I'm just saying, like, okay, so what is the actual like reason why normal people are watching this?
Right?
Like, what is this?
Explains it.
Is it like, okay, the VTuber fandom are like depressed.
They're not doing great in life.
Well, okay, we knew that, but what else?
Keep going.
Yeah.
Are like their oasis.
Like, I've been depressed, but like, I, I got drunk and hauled.
They play games.
They play video games.
Watch like life.
Vtubers are like their oasis.
It's the thing that's keeping them going.
If you threaten that, they will direct that.
You're an existential threat and they will direct all of their energy to putting a stop to you.
And I feel like people should have learned this lesson already because we've seen it happen online so many times already.
That was that was Gamergate.
It's from Gamergate.
No, Gamergate.
No, video games are not what this is.
This is very different than video games.
People understand the appeal of video games.
Normal people play video games all the time.
Normal people also watch anime, okay?
But this is very strange.
Like, this is not, this to me is not fucking normal.
And I want somebody to be able to explain to me like what the actual reason is.
Like, you really are like, I suck the explanation.
I think the clip where they get the political opinions of the bunny rabbit or whatever.
Like, it doesn't make sense.
Like, video games were placating people.
It was their happy place they could run to and escape all this shit.
And then you put this shit in the video games.
And that was it.
And now, look, now, now fucking structures of all power that have existed.
What their argument is, is that they should be allowed to escape from the real world and never engage with it and just live in a sad hug box of cartoons until the day that they die.
And that nobody else should ever attempt to interfere with that in any way.
Is the argument?
Basically.
But why do the cartoons need to be children?
Like, can't the car buttons?
They minimize that.
There's basically two kinds of characters that are popular among VTubers for the women.
There is the Opie, which is the big-breasted adult woman, and then there's the lollies, which is like Saba.
And I think the Lollies are more popular.
Why are the Lollies more popular?
If you were Elizabeth, they say that listen, I'll grant them the O Pies.
I'll grant it, I guess.
You know, that's not.
I don't really care.
You know, I guess I do a little bit.
I was just, you know, but like, okay.
But why?
Like, I don't.
They say that it's a cute thing.
And I really, I wish the guy just played the clip.
It's either this one or another one where they really just explain it flat out, like what they find appealing and how I guess it's kind of like a warm blanket to them.
Okay.
Oh, so it's like an ASMR style.
Like just listen to how he puts it.
Because if I try to paraphrase it, I'm doing them a service.
And you're getting clipped and it's going to be for longer than any of us were born are now collapsing.
They shut down USAID.
Yeah.
Because video game.
And I'm not joking.
Gamergate was like the fucking like that.
The little domino, the meme of the little tiny domino and then up to the big domino.
Big domino?
It was.
It literally was.
Fox.
Because people played.
Stupid, ignorant fucking games.
Gamergate is fucking the excuse for everyone.
There was so many factors that led to Trump getting elected.
Like, I would say just one thing alone.
Pizzagate is way bigger than Gamergate in terms of influencing people's opinion.
I would say.
But I know that's crazy to these people.
If you were on Twitter, the whole spirit cooking thing, like that blew up the week of the election.
And on Twitter, back when it was Jack Doorsey Twitter, there were so many black people freaking the fuck out.
Like, I can't vote for this because it's like, this is demon shit.
You know, it's like it wasn't, it wasn't James Comey's report about Hillary Clinton or him saying she was under investigation.
It wasn't Hillary like collapsing in that viral video.
It wasn't like bringing Bill Clinton's rapist to the front row of the debate.
It wasn't that Obama's presidency was a total letdown and a disappointment for an entire generation of people where he didn't close Guantanamo Bay and he had drone strikes and there was fast and furious and the feds got trafficking guns and massive corruption and the government like targeting Tea Party, the IRS targeting the Tea Party.
No, It was all Gamergate.
Was all this fucking Sperg and Ethan Ralph and Sargon of Akkad and Daddy Jim that led to Donald Trump being a right.
I guess.
Were that important, right?
Like, it's so fucking delusional.
Like, it really is.
Buying what the media was selling them until the media went up to the video games.
That was the time.
That was the first time.
That was when fake news as a meme started.
Like, before Trump started using it.
Like, that's when that really started.
It was.
First it was games journalism, and then people started noticing that like, other journalists were saying the same thing like hey, wait a minute yeah, it was all being, it was all being, then jacking it to anime vtuber like wait, what I don't know, can we just head to?
Fake News Origins00:12:56
Uh, threat four, because I think that's the one where they they explain oh, if you set up okay, I see, I see, I don't know man, it's this idea, it's not the next one, it's the one after that you mean threat.
This is threat four.
Okay yeah yeah, yeah.
Is that, when you've built an entire engine off of i'm so oppressed, give me money.
Um, i'm the only person that can destroy this thing that you hate.
Please give me money.
Is he talking about you?
Yes, he refuses to name me throughout the entire thing, but he's talking about about the forum and how he's.
He's saying i'm trying to use vtubers as like the next thing, like the next Liz Thong Jones, but it's like the forum was always about internet drama and not trying to survive.
I would very much like it to get to that point where it's about internet drama again.
You know, I I well, I don't think you want to be debanked and oppressed, like I think that like, maybe when you were younger you might have thought it would be cool to be on that level of canceled, but I think having experience being debanked for so long, it's like no I, I would actually like to, you know, have a bank account and be able to live my life like everyone else.
Right, like for Gator to deny the fact that you basically are like the lowest form of life in terms of treatment by everybody.
You know, it's pretty wild to say that you know what i'm saying.
Like always have to have a bigger and and badder thing to crusade against, when your entire economic model is just based on endless crusades.
Sooner or later somebody crusades.
Well no no, there is no, there is one crusade it's like never ending.
Like against the banks, like I feel, like the banks and the governments, like that's enough of a crusade.
I don't feel like Josh needs a crusade against anime people in order to justify his victimhood.
Like what sort of a take is this?
No, he has to rationalize it, because it's like I can't just be disgusted, you know, it has to be like some other ulterior motive right, I I mean, but like I don't know like I could come up with like 10 ulterior motives off the top of my head.
That would make more sense than what he just came up with.
Like I, I just don't even like.
It's so stupid.
Oh my god, very dragon, you were trying to slay and then people see that as a challenge and that's what that's essentially what's happening is.
It's the role reversal.
You're so used to being the, the nest of hornets, that you don't know what the fuck to do when the, when another, bigger nest of hornets comes after your nest.
Why don't with people just leave people the alone Gator?
You were the co-host of the kill stream for like a half decade.
Man, I just can't believe that.
Like like vtuber fans man, vtuber fans, it's like you serve, like you survived.
You survived like foreign governments, and uh right.
And then this is the delusions of grandeur, that anime is more powerful than the government, anime is more powerful than the banks.
Okay, I mean, I'm sure you guys have like a lot of guys who have abilities to fuck with people.
I'm not doubting that, you know, amongst your ranks.
But, you know, like, can it really compare to Visa and MasterCard?
I don't think so, you know?
People trying to change their gender and like literal psychopaths with access to like Google, Google shit.
And people, people spending money on DDOS botnets and shit.
Like, you survived all of that.
Essentially, what this is, is like Gator's like a mafia.
It should be a shame if everything was destroyed for you, Josh.
You better not criticize VTubers.
Why can't you criticize VTubers?
Because he has to explain it.
Let me, there's a really long clip that I tried to dance around, but I actually think it's now buried in this.
It's like five minutes long.
So you shouldn't pause it when you go through it.
Sure.
Let me get up and get water and just play Threat 3, the longest one, and just listen to it.
You might even want to listen to it at a higher speed, but this is Cody, the guy.
Okay.
And he's basically...
You're asking me to not pause.
That's crazy.
It's a long clip.
Just let it roll.
Let him talk because he kind of rambles, but he brings up a couple interesting things that you're going to want to comment on.
And this is basically him trying to fire like a warning shot.
Like, this is people's happy place.
These girls make them happy.
They kept them alive.
They owe them loyalty and they'll kill you before they let you take away their anime girls.
So give me a moment to fix my mic and get some water and then enjoy that.
I'll come back to you.
What the fuck?
Just let it roll.
What are we doing?
Are we going back over this later on?
Because we're kind of off the rails now on a crazy trip.
You asked the question.
I'm trying to answer it.
And I thought I was hoping it was not in this really long one.
So after this one, we'll go back to your timeline.
We'll think there are actually any good answers, Josh.
And I think the only person who can actually answer it for us is Mr. Medeker.
And I think that if he came on and explained it, we would all understand why.
Leaves you with more questions.
Maybe he is the only answer, the only option left.
But I'm just confused because I think that he actually, I'm not even kidding.
I'm not fucking around.
I think that he could actually explain it to me and then I would feel okay in my heart about this.
And I think he could explain it to me that this is that we're all just, we have morals and morals are wrong.
He's been completely MIA for weeks right now.
Just so you know.
I think that's what I heard recently.
It's like he's been gone for a long time.
Jim on in five.
But I'll believe him.
Whatever he says, because he is Jim and he's Jim.
And I believe what he says.
I love him.
I love him.
Don't go after the happy place.
Let that be the mantra.
That it was our happy place.
Okay.
It's what you're doing if you try to take down VTubers.
No, please.
I don't know.
I'm asking questions.
Because this pulled a lot of people back from the brink during COVID.
There are people who would give their lives for the late time.
I cannot pause.
This is crazy. Crazy.
Allahu Lolicon, snack bar.
What?
They're going to radically lay down their lives for Pippa Pipkin?
Is this what we're meant?
What is going on?
You can't just be like, oh, that's a bit strange.
Damn.
Strange.
We will die.
Want to be like, okay, like, like, I don't know.
I think it's a little unstable, these people.
It seems like they might be a touch mentally, Andy.
I don't know.
I know, though.
I don't even know what a freeze is, man.
But, but, Ash, like, let's go back to that.
I think Jim could explain it.
If they were like J-O-ing to Big Titty, you know, Otasha, whatever it's called, women, I'd be like, ah, you know, like, the Bible black like status.
Okay, go ahead.
Black?
What?
What?
You never heard of Bible Black?
Well, no, I've heard of it.
I've heard it's very deviant.
I don't Bible black.
But, but, but then you go into like this.
Paypa bow.
Andy Worski is no prude.
Okay.
Andy Worski is no fucking prude, folks.
And Andy Worski starts.
Huh, this is a bit fucking weird.
Just some weird sexual deviancy.
You know, you're kind of off the plantation.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know.
Fair for them at the worst point in their life.
Yeah, you want to talk about, you want to talk about starting a total retard war?
Like, that would be the thing.
Like, literally.
Literal.
Literal retard war.
Like, there were a lot of people that would have could not take it during that dark period until the funny dog girl went ecumbokem and put a smile on their face.
What?
Changed everything.
The funny dog girl went ecumbokeum.
VTubers are so ardent because the VTubers, it has nothing to do with simping.
It has nothing to do with waifu.
What does though?
Well, what do you mean?
It has nothing to do with waifus.
Twitch thoughts.
Tell me lies.
Tell me, sweet little lies.
It obviously has everything to do with fucking waifus.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It doesn't have anything to do with waifus.
They're all your fucking waifus.
No.
Josh.
This is different.
This is emotional.
Help me.
And it's nothing.
No, we did not pause.
It's been, I think, you're only complaining about anime waifus.
You didn't get very far.
Oh, they're saying, they're clarifying for me.
They aren't waifus.
They're oshi's.
Oshis.
That's right.
That's the term.
Oh, it's only for VTubers.
This is the thing is, I actually am just a pig ignorant Philistine.
I'm uncultured.
I don't know Japanese.
I don't know what it means.
And there's one man in rural Minnesota who does.
No, that's Rakeda.
Jim lives in the city.
Oh, that's right.
Maybe Rakeda can explain it to us.
That'd be a great stream.
Rakeda and Jim explaining what VTubers are doing.
I think so.
I think that, listen, I think they'll agree to it if they can form the Minnesota tag team against you, Josh, in the handicap match.
You would be, buddy.
You couldn't fucking stand before it.
What are you going to do, buddy?
In love with them.
It's that they owe them.
That these fucking care, these people playing silly characters on stream brought happiness to a lot of people that are in really bad places.
Yeah, it made them laugh.
It made them, you know, it was stuff that was number one, entertaining, but two, it made them laugh.
It made them feel, feel something.
Because people pause.
People are depressed.
Gator, I thought women aren't funny, right?
Like, isn't that like the crusade that you guys have been on for a long time?
Is that women are incapable of being funny?
Sexy girls.
It's like what Rikada says, right?
They got to be funny to make friends.
So that's why they wear the masks.
That's why they dress up as the fish lolly.
But isn't this what Ricada says?
Everything that turns him on is just funny, and that's why he jerks off to it because it's funny.
Like, I don't think that this is a defense.
And I know that Jim could defend it better.
I know he could.
And I just, I know he could.
Unfortunately, this is just going to be the record of the defense for VTubers because there's no, but who is out there who will answer the call?
Who amongst will stand and give the case for why this is normal?
Like you said, legal mindset.
Yeah, I guess.
Legal dicks.
Yeah.
Legal mindset one day.
Funny thing.
And this is like, oh, it's a gun.
You know, funny dog girl said funny, funny word.
Ha ha ha.
That's funny.
It wasn't even just that they made him laugh.
A lot of times there was like a friendly environment in which they made him laugh.
It was for the first time.
A lot of people like to put their guard down.
It was something wholesome that they hadn't had in a while.
It wasn't some ethos that was trying to get them to give them all of their money.
Wait.
Pause it there.
That's my favorite part.
He can't even sputter that out.
He starts choking on it.
Need since you don't have to give them all of your money.
All of your money.
Give your money.
Just half.
Give them at least as much as Uncle Sam.
As he was saying it, he was like, oh, wait, we do pay them.
Never mind.
That's funny.
Stuff like that.
It was like, oh, you don't have to super cat.
Yeah.
Like, but VTubers didn't blow up because of like the tits or the lolies.
They blew up because like, look at them try to say Japan, I mean, English words.
And it's funny.
Look at, look at all these clips of the dog girl doing goofy, silly things.
Abstracted Reality Shows00:02:57
I exad on that.
Playing Doom.
You know, that's what blew Vtubers.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
That's good, guys.
You can even prove that that's false, by the way.
Do you guys remember that viral video of the furries that went to go buy foam and they were like speaking in like broken Japanese and buying foam?
And they had literal like furry dog ear accessories while doing this.
This is a super old video.
And it's like everyone made fun of them for being cringe.
So you have dog women speaking broken Japanese and being silly, but that's cringe.
You add in the ingredient X, the fake layer that abstracts it from the reality.
Yeah, that abstracts it from reality.
And then suddenly you can just face.
You can suddenly just.
I've always said that weebs, they get really angry if you listen to subs over dubs.
And I've always said it's because if you hear Japanese writing for anime spoken in the language that you understand, it is just the most mind-numbing, skin-crawling thing you ever fucking heard.
So you have to have it played through in your head first in order for it to be comforting or real sounding.
I think it's the same thing with the avatar.
That's not true, Josh.
Buddy, One Piece is beautiful.
Come on.
What about when Goku sacrificed himself with the spirit bomb, bud?
I've read, I've only seen like a few episodes of Dragon Ball Z at random over like on a like a Toonami.
So at some point, I got curious what happened in that fucking show.
So I read like a synopsis of the entire plot summary.
And Goku sacrifices himself and is resurrected from the dead like four or five fucking times.
So I don't know how you can even get choked up over his sacrifice when they just bring him back.
Dragon Ball Z is so fucking mid, bro.
It is very mad.
Don't you fucking insult Dragon Ball Z, buddy.
One rap shit.
Listen, buddy.
After 9-11, so many people were traumatized.
And Dragon Ball Z got them through the trauma of 9-11, the Iraq war, and the Bush administration.
He had the tsunami block was the only thing that got us fucking through.
And if you try and talk fucking shit about Inuasha or Dragons Ball Z, I will fucking fight you on the side of the fucking street.
There will be a total of Inuasha.
I just spat out one.
Inuasha, buddy.
You got me?
Kagome is not your waifu, Josh.
Oh my God.
All I remember about that show is being half asleep.
You're not going to get the crystal shards, buddy.
Midnight, I'm half asleep on the couch, and I just hear in the distance, Kagome.
Inywasha.
Kagome.
It's just over and over again.
Lollycon Cartoons Fight00:04:33
I'm just like.
Little fucking fox kid.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
They've been getting VTubers because of like, oh my God, the tits on that girl.
They get into VTubers because the funny rabbit girl with a silly laugh blew up her friend with dynamite and Minecraft and like shit that looks like some fucking loony tunes.
Right.
Okay.
I'm going to just.
I would accept more if you're watching cuz the big tits than the way she said the Minecraft experience.
Right.
So like, yes, a bunch of obese men are blowing each other up with dynamite.
Would you still defend it like that?
Let's be real.
Like, just be honest.
Like, you want to fucking jerk off to these cartoons.
I really don't think there should necessarily be anything wrong with you jerking off the cartoons as long as they're not children.
But apparently, that's fucking insane to say.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, ideally, I wouldn't have people jerk off the cartoons at all.
But if you must, but no, it's like we have to defend all this weird fucking shit and come up with all these insane copes and mental gymnastics.
But I'm sure there is a clear-cut way to figure it out.
I've said his name enough times, you know what I'm saying?
But there's only one man that can break all of our wills and justify this.
And unfortunately, you know, I don't think he's going to do it.
And that happened at a time where people were isolated, alone, and sad.
Yeah.
You can't talk enough about the fact that the entire world was locked up.
People were stuck inside their homes.
Everyone was depressed.
People had extreme cabin fever.
And guess what?
Along comes these funny anime girls that say funny things and do funny things and are highly entertaining.
And yeah, they basically have the friends and you have this environment.
This is all because of COVID.
I think this is the worst thing COVID did.
During COVID, the thread about VTubers was made on the Kiwi Farms and it became the fastest thread on the entire site for multiple years until DropKiwi Farms made the site unstable and they moved off site.
But it was during COVID that there was this huge explosion of people who, for whatever reason, they turned to VTubers.
So that's where it began.
Wow.
Ready?
Where it's like, I don't feel alone now.
That's crazy.
It was the fastest growing thread.
It's like 10,000 pages, I want to say.
It's an enormous thread.
It's really slowed down now because they moved off site.
It's 8,800 pages of 20 posts per page.
And most of that was over COVID.
So a lot of that has died down now.
It's not as big as it used to be, but it was like a fucking phenomenon.
And I actually almost locked it down because my first exposure to VTubing was this clip of a person.
It was a girl, and she was literally looking at Japanese school children, like real pictures, and being like, oh, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that to the 3D lollies.
And she was just like an open pedophile.
And I, I, at the time, I had believed that she, um, that she was like official because I thought that the software for rendering the character was proprietary and only the corporations had access to it.
So she had the character, and I thought, oh, she has to be a member of a corporation because she has a character.
And I locked down the third.
I'm like, you guys have to fucking explain the shit to me because what the fuck is the spies on my site?
Yeah.
And someone did.
And there are some of the streamers that are like not pedo baiting, but a lot of them fucking are.
And when I made the board and I said, look, no pedobait shit.
I think a lot of the characters that they want to talk about, they can't because it's like, it would be like Guragara, which is like.
Isn't it tough, though, that you have to clarify that in the first place?
Yeah, I mean, it's one of the core rules of the board: don't touch the third rail, don't talk about lollycon shit.
And the thing is, is that I opened it because I actually felt bad for a lot of them because I know I looked through like VT, which is the 4chan board for it, and they're very open about being into LollyCon and shit.
And I'm like, if there are people out there that want to talk about VTubers and don't want to like jerk off to LollyCon, they really have no place to post because it's like, it's the dominant culture in the main communities for it.
Third Rail Violations00:02:44
So you're saying we need justice for Oshi appreciators is what you're saying.
Like you guys were saying with like the people, I was like, I wish it was just big tits and people being sexually attracted to them.
That would make more fucking sense.
It's like, it's like that.
It's like, I feel bad for like the quote-unquote normal ones.
Yeah.
He's laughing and having a good time and friendly and it's wholesome.
And like that, that to a lot of people.
Yeah.
It goes beyond simping.
It goes beyond porn.
It goes beyond gooning.
It goes beyond any of this other shit.
That's why it's so retarded.
It's so retarded.
I wish it was just like fucking gooning.
Because now it's like spiritually out like they are my girl.
Like, whoa, what?
No, it's actually talking.
You're not even at the best part.
He goes way further than that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Pretend like that's all VTubing is because it totally ignores like the history of how VTubing started.
What VTubing is is primarily used for.
Like it just, you're ignoring the entire history because you want to craft a narrative because you hate the thing because it makes money and you don't make money from it.
That's to me, that's the right thing to me.
And but my point is because of that and how much that impacted people, you don't just go after that.
When someone is impacted, that's a part of something.
And when someone is pulled back from the brink by that something, what is this like religion?
Yeah, listen.
They are more loyal to that than they are to any government, to any person.
Like that, there's no greater loyalty someone has than to an emotion.
He's literally saying he is more loyal to his Oshi than to any government or any person.
And I think there's another part.
Just keep playing.
There's another part.
There's no earthly authority that should be respected more than his lollycon waifu, essentially.
Like, it's like, this is the talk of like Islamic extremists and like Christian radicals that bomb abortion centers, like radically laying your life down for the gospel or for the Quran.
Is there anybody at the Department of Homeland Security who's watching or like, I feel like this is what the Patriot Act was meant for emotion.
So, if you attack the thing that brought them that powerful fucking emotion, your ass is grass.
Well, does that mean you're going to kill people?
That's what he's saying.
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That's what I'm saying.
Like, you are bringing this on yourself, especially if you have any kind of embarrassing history on the internet.
Or if you're also emotionally volatile and prone to saying and doing stupid shit because you're ass mad.
It is best to just back.
Well, it sounds like they're fucking ass mad and they're fucking losing it.
Possessed by gay demons trying to make me go out for their lollies.
Yes.
Some kind of threat, because who knows?
Maybe, maybe this will end up bitched about.
Like I said, I'm not trying to stir up drama or whatever.
I'm just putting this out there as like an observation.
If you go after something like Vtubers, you are asking for a massive fucking backlash that's going to blow up in your face.
Oh, yeah, they're going to be mad.
Well, no, no, it is going to be bad, Andy.
I'm not going to lie.
We've already gone too far.
Like, we've pissed on the shoes of the holy saints of this.
It's literally game over.
No, it hasn't actually been.
We've always made jokes about it.
We don't actually understand.
We better delete the stream.
Can we sweep this up, Josh?
What are we going to do?
Gator is screwed after us.
You can stop here before you go after the king.
You better not fucking miss.
I know, but we're in fucking trouble over here.
We're going to be putting time out.
I don't even know what's happening.
Don't worry.
All right.
What do we need ignorance?
Okay.
Are we doing the anime boomers podcast or are we going back to, I guess let's go back to the Vtuber folder.
All right.
And we'll get through this classic Gator clip.
Yeah, go to Vtubers and then let's do this cringe VTuber encounter.
This is a really iconic Gator moment.
One of my favorite of all my history on the Kiwi Farms.
This is literally one of my favorite clips of all time.
Please enjoy.
Okay.
Come on.
Hey there, Rabbit.
Oh, stop.
Okay.
So, first of all, this is some sort of convention that Gator is attending.
And they have meet and greets for your favorite celebrities.
Like when you go to a Star Trek convention, you'll have like William Shatner there and stuff like that, right?
Except this time, the celebrities aren't actually there in person.
They're at their home.
And just an image of them as a cartoon is broadcast on a monitor.
And you're able to go up and meet the cartoon avatar in person.
And this really is like Ted Kazik, like man-made horrors beyond comprehension.
This really is like why industrial society and its future was right is what we're witnessing right now, where we have Gator dressed in some sort of leather gimp slave outfit, approaching his fucking crush, his waifu, and flirting with her in the most shameful of fashion.
Before you play it, I feel like I should explain that that is Kiki Pyongyong.
I like to say her name as retarded as possible.
Kiki Pyong Tong.
She is a lolly V tuber.
She's openly a lolly V tuber.
She is one of the ones that says I'm into lollycon because it's therapeutic to me because of my traumas.
She did a hentai tag tier list stream.
I have that.
Oh, do you have great?
Should I spoil it?
Are you going to play it?
Let's let's yeah, we're going to play it.
We have four different videos all disgusting by her.
Don't worry.
Yes, I know who you are.
Yes, I know people.
Who am I?
She's so done.
The crocodile.
So gay.
I fucking know who you are.
You know, I'm bad.
I don't want to say usernames, okay?
You know how I am.
Don't think it.
Don't say it.
Don't think it.
Don't say it.
You could say mine.
He's restless.
Okay.
Gator, your gator.
Crocodile man.
Yeah.
Say my name, bitch.
Glad you came to Opgai.
I'm so happy that I'm here.
I am the one who sops.
To you.
Awesome.
Oh my God.
He's so awkward.
I'm glad you decided to come too.
What's with the angry face?
She didn't come home.
That was capturing her actual emotions.
That's when I first saw this.
I didn't know.
I thought they had to press like emoticon buttons on their keyboards.
There's a fucking camera looking at her, and that's the face she's making while talking to Gator in real life.
The machine is like, I detect 90% anger and dispassion.
Oh, the good thing is, if you know, the good thing is Jim isn't 10 years younger because if he was, he'd be here with Gator doing the same thing.
What are you planning to do at this convention?
I was going around and buying entirely too much merchandise, which we need more Kiki merch next year.
Are you going around harassing people?
No.
Absolutely not.
I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry.
I'm just being a goose.
Okay.
I am.
I'm even a silly goose.
You know how it is.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
This is rough.
Hopefully.
Fingers crossed.
Awesome.
Yeah.
It does feel like she's not there because the latency is so high.
You know what I mean?
There's like a delay.
You know, that or it's like the Gator dead air effect.
It's just like, this is the worst possible person to approach you at this booth.
Like, this is fucking nightmare mode.
The real question, though, is he so much different than the other people that approach this booth, though, or is he right at home?
I don't know.
I guess he's like a cut below those people because the reaction is like it's physically and probably behaviorally.
He probably is along the lines of a lot of people there.
I'm sure this isn't the first like from Pete Ritard to talk to her at this convention, but she knows who he is because he is the Gator gamer, which is why he's graduating because this is the baggage he was complaining about that he can't chat up and riz the anime babes because I know that's the Gator gamer.
That's the sector person.
He's going to get talked about on fucking Kino Casino.
He's going to get made fun of a man at the internet.
He's talking to me.
I'm going to end up on the Kiwi Farms.
That's what she's thinking right now.
And that's what he's frustrated about is that he feels the only thing keeping him from getting the anime pussy that he so rightfully deserves and has worked so hard for for so many years is the baggage of the Gator Gamer.
So he has to retire that and come out as the anime artwork with a fresh start, basically.
That's his fucking line.
Okay, okay, okay.
Now it's adding up.
Now it's adding up for just a minute.
I want to say how proud I am of you.
And just like amazed at how much you've been able to grow in the past years.
It's awesome.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh.
I'm going to cry.
And if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have met Hexa either.
So I'm going to take me to Hexa.
And I look forward to a lot more streams and collabs in the future.
Yes.
There is so much enthusiasm to that.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
There's a really good part towards the end.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Well, I have to take a picture with you.
Oh, sure.
What are you taking?
So I can brag to random.
Buddy, like, pause.
Are you just thinking about how Rand there's so much wrong with that?
They're still using the skin.
So you're not taking a picture with the person who's actually there.
You're taking a picture with the screen.
You may as well fucking take a picture with your laptop at home while she's fucking performing.
It's the exact fucking same, bud.
He's literally taking a photo of himself doing a selfie next to like a mall advertisement stand.
That's literally what's happening.
And Gator, I need that picture.
He never posted it to the internet.
Oh my God.
Post it, Gator.
Don't be scared, Gator.
Post it, buddy.
But it's be like me, like taking a picture with like the Sidney Sweeney billboard of her in her blue jeans and saying, I met Sidney Sweeney.
It's like, oh, I definitely did, bro.
But then the worst of all, to brag to Rand bought.
Whoa.
Because he actually would be jealous.
That's the funniest part of that.
You know for sure Rand is fucking seeing that fucking off-cave 6,000 kilometers to the to the east.
I can't fucking afford it.
Like, you know, he's like actually upset that he can't attend this fucking event and take pictures with all the cartoon characters.
It's just every literally every second of this is amazing.
Yeah.
There comes eating a donut while he's getting set up.
It's out there somewhere.
This picture.
This is a relic.
This is a proper fucking Kiwi Firm's relic.
Is this photo?
I need it.
I just noticed.
Yes.
Over a high piece.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, Keith.
How are you doing?
That's it.
Just a black guy that comes up next.
Oh, no.
I thought I was a guy in blackface, to be honest.
No.
Look how black leads now.
They're very inclusive.
Not your shield.
So here's a Gator taking a page out of his master's book and consulting Grok on getting laid.
So Gator goes, okay, let's do this.
Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend.
Thanks.
Make sure it's a woman.
And then Grok, after scanning your mutuals, I recommend Kirsch Verstahl as a girlfriend match.
She's a female VTuber into gaming and anime like you.
Confirmed woman via wiki and profile.
She's single.
Good luck.
And then Gator's brother.
Okay, time to live.
Can you imagine like his motivation?
Like he's got like a home gym and he looks over and it's just pictures of VTuber avatars.
Like, what is this?
It's like those pictures that say, like, do it for her.
Do it for her.
Fucking Robin Avatar.
Okay, so now this is just like him unsolicited, just constantly responding to this Kiki character.
Look at this.
He shipped himself with Kiki.
He used that as an avatar on Twitter for a long time, too.
Everything would be Dajuba Raba.
And then we've got, look at, look at how many times he's done this, man.
Like, look, look, it's bad.
And then there's another one, too.
Look, look, just constantly, just like responding.
So there he is, even more of this.
That when he walks up and he's like, hey, you know who I am?
And she's like, yes, I know who you are.
That's some good acting.
She's got those acting chops.
She actually sounds like she's disgusted to see this guy.
Here is Kiki.
Let's.
Great.
I'd say I like it.
I'd say I like it.
That's a good cut.
That's a good cut.
I like that.
Right.
Okay.
Right.
Buddy.
Come on.
Is that like that's obviously not her real opinion?
It's clearly pandering to sexual deviance.
No, like, I don't know.
That's maybe that's the toss up.
They say that this is all she was molested.
She was fucking super mega raped as a kid.
So she's shy.
She needs friends and she's masturbating to Lollycon to work through her issues.
That's what they say.
Rape in children.
A tier or S tier.
He goes, don't be a tourist.
So I guess this really is how they are.
It's not even an act.
They just.
I mean, it's a pretty good tour.
If you put this as like a thing, like in Disney World, like the VTuber experience, and you put up all these videos of like Gator meeting Kiki and then her fetish.
That's a good fucking tour.
Fetish, the fetish.
Your list.
Where did rape go?
Did it go in S?
No, it's an A tier.
It's only A for rape.
It looks like accompanied with like if it's like accompanied with mind break, I really like it.
Mind rape?
It's a great mind break.
The girl like really hates it at first.
Oh, mind break.
That makes more sense.
She explains it.
It's like fucking mind broken.
Yeah.
It's like when I was reading off the parents' guide for Redo of Healer, how he buys the child sex slave and then forces her to do stuff and then she likes it at the end.
That's what she's talking about.
That's what she's into.
Right.
Okay.
If the girl like really hates it at first, I like I love Chikon.
My favorite tag is Chikan.
It's like one of my favorites.
It's my maybe what's chikon?
Second to top tag.
Molestation.
Anything like that.
Someone being like really fucking creepy.
It's great.
What?
But by definition, isn't creepy something that's not great?
Like, right?
I think she's referring to like the Japanese thing where they molest each other on the bus.
Like she's saying, yeah.
Your advanced societies.
Molestation on the bus.
Well, sounds great, guys.
You tentacle porn on the fucking subway.
No, no, they're just so advanced, bro.
They don't have the stigmas around sexuality that we do, bro.
You can get a dildo out of a vending machine, bro.
Right.
Okay.
Tag.
Tcon's like on a train.
If like a girl's standing there and a guy just starts molesting her or something.
This is the end of my career tonight.
You know, not even train specifically, just in general.
It's like great.
Even like even like if the girl just stands there and does nothing while the guy like does like grabbing shit, it's great.
So I'd say I like it.
It has.
But I need the girl to end up liking it at the end.
You know, if she's sad and she doesn't like it, I'm like, eh.
That doesn't do it for me as much as if she starts liking it a lot or she's pretending not to like it and she actually okay We're just hearing a ray of like a ray fattest.
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But here's the thing: like, there's nothing sexual to this.
This is just because they play Minecraft with the dynamite that goes boom, and it's because of COVID.
It really depends.
I'll speak up in our defense this one time.
It depends on the character.
Piki, I want to say, is either independent or phase connect.
And I think phase connect is more shit.
Phase phase clown?
It's a Canadian character.
Yeah, exactly.
You should know it.
It said it depends on the character.
The new, it depends on the child.
It is literally that.
Yeah.
It's because some of them are very squeaky clean and they don't do any of that.
I say don't do any of that.
They still do like etchy shit where they like strip tees and stuff.
But it's much less sexual than like ranking your rape finishes off.
People in chat keep saying Josh knows nothing.
Josh is ignorant.
He has no idea what he's talking about.
Can anyone in chat who's saying this, can you point me to the lecturer, like the TED talk that will explain it?
Like, is there, is there like a public speaker, like some Jordan Peterson type figure that's done like a 15-part lecture series on it that I may educate myself?
I don't think that exists.
I think I'm not.
I'm pretty sure.
I gotta stop saying it, but can Mediker record it?
Can he do it?
And he's like in his wheelchair doing the PowerPoint presence.
There you go.
That's your guess.
Oh, there we go.
And then we'll have her a log Ralph while she's at it, you know?
You know, like, I wanted to hate it at first, but then slowly warm up to it and love it.
Like, that's great.
Yeah, that's the great.
That's the great.
It all comes into the story.
Like, people don't talk about it.
The story matters.
The story matters so much.
Right.
Yeah, people watch the fucking people rape porn for the acting scenes.
You watch the rape porn for the acting.
Yeah, I read Playboy for the articles, guys.
It's the modern day version.
Like a really long, a really long thing to get the whole, to get the entire story of it.
Okay.
No, it really is.
Oh, God.
Is there a lot of God out there?
No, no.
No, this is important.
Okay.
Wait, wait.
Teacher?
No, no.
I've never liked teacher stuff.
I'm indifferent to that.
I've never liked it.
I don't know.
I don't like it that much.
I mean, I don't know, but also I kind of like it.
I just kind of like it, though.
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I'm like, it's alright.
I don't know.
Okay, listen.
Listen, as someone, as someone that's done teaching before, I find the whole scene a little uncomfortable.
Wait a minute, Kiki.
No.
No.
Kiki, no.
I am teaching before in my life.
I used to teach, like, I had a little bit where I was teaching kids like, you know, like primary school children, like, literally.
No!
Almost like, I don't know.
But now, if Ross had just had a VTuber filter, it would have been okay, right?
Okay.
Lollycon, obviously, tag I look for.
Okay.
Do we have to follow up that?
We follow the clip where this woman reveals that she's a primary school teacher with S-tier lollycon, and in fact, the top one at the very top.
It stays at the top throughout the entire thing.
Nothing beats it.
Most stuff I like has got lollycon in it.
I think it's the best tag out there, probably remember, guys.
There's nothing to see here.
There's no problems with any of this stuff.
And we should all just mind our own business.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Fuck.
This is dark.
Because I am a big self-insider.
I like to see that a lot.
And I think it's not better than seeing something with a lolly in it.
Do you remember when Digibro was on the dick show and he says, I like the idea of little girls getting fucked.
And then he says, Because I want to be the little girl.
Do you remember that?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Facial expression on Dick's face is permanently burned to my mind.
Yeah, he's like, and Sean's face.
Sean was fucking horrified by it.
Sean's like, it's over.
Sean's as horrified as he could get.
Like the SSRI barrier was like starting to shatter.
Little leaks of emotion were coming through.
I am more of just a lollyconner than like a, what's it called?
Like a toddler connor.
I don't know.
I know.
I didn't know to specify, but like when it's a lot worse.
Way too young.
I mean, if I'm in a, I don't even want to know the difference.
I don't want.
What do you think the difference is, Worski?
What do you think the difference between lollycon and toddler con is?
It's they're fucking babies.
It's literal fucking babies.
I don't even want to know this shit.
This is horrible.
Wait, what?
Wait, is lollycon worse or toddler con?
Probably toddler.
How about this?
Both should be killed kills.
What?
Hot tea, Worski.
Oh, you guys want to know what I can do that you can't?
Oh, no.
You can't do that.
It's just a soundboard.
Calm down.
That was the sound.
Mood, I'll really like it.
And I'll self-insert, but most of the time I'll be like, I don't know.
I'd mostly go for the ones where they just look little.
You know what I mean?
But not like too little.
But not like.
Is she on YouTube?
Oh, yeah.
I think she's not only on YouTube, she's like super monetized.
Let me look her up.
She's really good.
She's actually, she gets dedicated threads on DT.
She's really popular.
Listen, guys, before we get banned, let's all send in some subs right now.
Let's get some subs.
Yo.
Okay, here we go.
On X, she has 17,000 followers.
She's live right now on YouTube with 23,000 followers.
And then on Twitch, she has another 4.2,000 followers.
I think she is.
She's independent, which is why she can talk about LollyCon.
So she's not a logic.
Okay, so hold on.
So the companies regulate this then and they stop the lollycon.
Yes.
So that's a really big thing is that the companies are business.
The companies are business oriented.
So they will shut down certain things and restrain them.
And there's a phenomenon where the people in the companies will get pissed off that they're being held back.
And then when they go independent, you see why they're being held back because they go completely fucking ape shit.
And some of them are late.
So it is a thing where the companies, like, if they do pander to lolly shit, like the Gurugara stuff, they're much more low-key, pacified about it.
But when they go independent, like Saba did, they're just like child tummy, day one, and everyone starts spamming uh-oh and chat with the emotes and stuff.
And so, right, it's a whole thing.
Okay, I'm glad that was clarified.
So, let's finish.
So, okay, so the non-independent thing, like the main companies prevent the lolly stuff, which good, thank God, but then these independent ones go past these borders of like insanity.
Okay, I get kicked.
I understand.
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All righty.
Well, we have a reputable authority, though.
A guy named Fart Slave 2 says they all do this, even the non-independent ones.
And with a name like Fart Slave 2, I trust his opinion on that.
Yeah, I mean, they all do sexual shit.
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It's not really a question.
And they retweet, like, like, they retweet really sketchy fan art, even like the lolly ones that are corporate.
So, um, there's like, I think there was a scandal where Pippa Pipkins, Mediker's heir, uh, she had a Daski Makaru, which is the hug pillow, body pillow thing.
And like, the reverse of it was like her skirt was lifted so you could see like her bare ass.
And I think it was kind of implied that her rabbit tail was like a butt plug.
So it's like supposedly she was really unhappy about that, but that was like official merch.
That's so ridiculous, dude.
There's no way good to this shit.
We're gonna need a DSP palette cleanse for fire up the fill segment.
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Womanly features at all.
Like, that's an important bit.
She says that they can't have any womanly features at all.
No, no hips, no, no thighs, no, no tits, anything.
Oh, right.
Okay, we got another one here.
Good S tier.
Oh, the way the clips are set up.
So that's an S tier.
Oh, I just love the smooth jazz.
It's like, do, do, do.
Yeah, yeah.
Like an integrated old game or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you like menu music?
Urination.
Love, love water sports.
Best thing in town.
What's the difference?
Best thing in town.
It's really good.
I love it.
Urination is great.
Love it.
I want to urinate on myself.
I want other people.
Denise, drink pee.
Jesus Christ.
P's great.
P is like completely good for you.
You know, P is hygienic.
It's great.
You know, it's great.
Like, it's great.
You know, it really is.
It's hygienic.
You know?
Hearing this with the Australian accent really has a little bit of a little bit.
It really does.
She loops.
Hygienic.
Okay.
I'm stung by a jellyfish.
Like, I make a jellyfish sting me just so you peel my leg, you know?
Yeah.
So bring this back to Gator.
Gator is completely obsessed with this person and watching all of their content and not just watching it, but going out into real life to meet the screen of this thing and also constantly begging it on Twitter for attention and the replies like constant.
Just to the point where people she like talks to other people about Gator and how you have to avoid him.
Yeah, it's similar to like the movie Bob Lindsey Ellis phenomenon where it's like, listen, just because you took a picture with a screen of me at a convention, Gator, doesn't mean we're friends.
This is creepy.
I've soft-blocked you five times now and you keep refollowing.
It's um you know, someone in chat said this, but it kind of adds up.
Who wasn't there to meet Kiki Pyongpyon in person?
Ranbot.
Where was Ranbot?
Yeah, where was Randy?
Could he have been on the other side of the screen?
Does he have a voice changer?
Is this how he keeps affording alcohol?
Is he stuck as Messiah?
Ranbot wasn't there.
Ranbot denied Kiki three times.
He was not permitted to piss on her.
Unique it is.
It is.
It is hygienic.
Okay.
I don't care if it's from someone else's body and it's literally their waist or whatever, but like I this is so retarded.
Like, I don't care.
I don't, it doesn't matter.
Okay.
If you're in love, it's hygienic.
How it should be.
Okay.
It's how it should be.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, it's not how it should be.
Okay.
So going back out now, we're going into Gamer Sups.
So, Josh, are you familiar with the Gamer Supreme Court?
So any true Medicare fan will know that he had Casha on his last stream.
And they talked at length about how Casha had made $150,000 American dollars, real dollars, selling supplements to her audience.
Something you have.
Yeah, supplements.
Gamer Sups.
So hopefully, like Alex Jones supplements, like the bone broth, but for gamers from the G-Fuel, like actual supplements that include actual nootropics as well.
So I don't know if you have, do you have the pictures of this lined up?
Yeah, don't worry.
It's okay.
Good.
Good, good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So Gator says, I've tried other supplement drinks before, but Gamer Sups blows them away.
Flavors are very nice.
My personal recommendations are anime girl thighs.
Bowberry in goof juice.
He says it's really good.
He hasn't tried a flavor he didn't like so far.
There's a flavor.
How's titty milk, bud?
You liking your anime titty milk drink, buddy?
It was good.
I haven't tried a flavor I didn't like so far.
Wow.
So here we have the titty milk caffeine-free 100 servings.
If we zoom in, we can see the box art on it there.
That's the titty milk gamer sup.
$40.
What is this?
Okay, here we go.
There's the supplement facts.
There, if you really care.
It has the nootropics in it.
That's like the bad.
It has the nootropics in it.
Yeah.
Like L-theanines in there and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Goji, yeah, Goji and all that stuff.
Okay, okay.
I think it's turning our chip.
Okay, so there you can see the shaker.
That's the shaker.
What a disaster, buddy.
And this is all Gator's personal pictures that he took, by the way.
Is it?
Yeah, I know these.
No, it's not.
No, it acts.
No, this is Gator.
Put all this shit out.
I understand, dude.
Yeah, no.
This is what is personal fucking.
You cut your nail, bud.
Oh man.
Looks like some.
I'm just going to say it.
Oh, man.
This guy goes.
I'm not judging based on taste, though.
So far, the one I've had has been good on that front, too.
I'm judging based on effects.
And so far, I am pretty satisfied it works.
And Gator says it helped him to almost entirely wean himself off zero sugar sodas.
He'll only drink maybe one or two Dr. Pepper Zero cans a day now with one Gamer Sups cup in the morning.
That's good.
Gator's guy is like full-on commercial.
Are you going to try to do it?
Gamer Sups?
No.
Your Gamer Sups fun.
I've seen the consumers of this product and I am not convinced of its efficacy.
This is Gator's new life goal.
A Gamer Sups Boomer Energy drink with anime boomers.
So Gator wants his own flavor.
This is why he has to graduate from being the Gamer Gator to the anime Aardvark is they won't give him his own flavor of Gamer Sups if he's still a racist, no-good thinker.
And there's the Korsch cup has arrived for Gator.
And there it is.
And what the fuck?
Okay, so he is guys.
And he's gone a little bit beyond just the Gamer Sups beverages.
He's actually now doing the Gamer Sops Suppositories.
So you can stay awake.
Josh didn't know.
You can stay awake with butt power.
Introducing the Gamer Sops Gamer Suppository.
What does that mean?
Buddy, you shove it up your ass.
I know, but what does that mean?
Well, Gatorian to you.
He did a whole commercial for it, endorsing the product.
Hell yeah.
This is new.
This is new, fresh.
This is the hot new stuff.
Okay.
The hot gator.
I know it's cutting the cops.
However, Josh.
I want to know why it means what it means.
Gator animals.
There we go.
I will present this one.
Have you guys ever gotten so sleepy when you have to fart?
Is your butt literally blasting and you pass out immediately after?
Well, do I have the product for you?
Hi, Billy Mays here.
Josh.
Josh, Josh, your thoughts so far on Gamer Show.
I'm literally shocked that he has four other people to talk to.
I don't think I've ever seen Gator around this many people.
I wonder if I'm genuinely considering if maybe this is a thing where you pay, like you do like a sub-bomb, and then you get to be on the game show for a little bit with this anime character.
Imagine he had to pay all of his life savings to be on here and show the gamer suppository.
He puts it up his ass to get the nootropic effects, bud.
Oh.
Gamer subscribers.
You can stay awake with butt power.
Recommended by your favorite VTubers like Mari Mari underscore EA.
Is this a real product?
No.
It has to be.
Shirley.
Shirley Gator is putting this shit up.
You guys are sale.
PP was the sales.
Oh, my God.
You can sell it.
But you can see why I kind of believe it could be real.
Yeah.
Because I'm like, we're in like a level where it's just like.
Anything is.
Is.
Is this real?
It's a brave new world.
I'm scared.
I'm like, please be a joke.
She loves her gamer suppository.
She uses it all of the time.
So that she stops ripping nasty booty chose every time.
Oh, it's okay.
It's a jackbox, Jim.
Oh my gosh.
I am so relieved.
I love that Jack keeps going like every time you guys show a clip, someone in chat's like, care to comment, Jim.
Like, Jim's personally responsible for all this now.
It's his fault.
He has to answer for his crimes.
No, the joke's going to be on us when we have to answer to the sweetie squad.
It's all fun and games.
You know, you're drinking your beers, your part.
Then you wake up with the sweetie squad hangover of fucking everybody's on your ass.
How could you fucking disparage the good name of Saint Jim?
You motherfucker.
He's dying.
He's in a fucking shit.
He says it like a fucking joke, but this is real life.
You take, you make jokes at Mediker, and then you wake up to the fucking commons for like a week.
You're like, fuck, there's people in here, loyal viewers who've been here for years who are like, fuck you.
I hate you.
I'm never supporting again.
And that's the price you pay to fucking laugh.
You know, it's tough.
See, Gator, the thing is, is I think even with this clip, they'll still, I think they'll want to sponsor you more.
Okay.
Okay, that was the supposition.
Now we're getting into the plushie collection.
So here we have Gator saying the better genmate is on the way.
His collection grows more powerful.
And he appears to have ordered a plush of, is this a rabbit?
I'm not quite sure, but it's a Tenma Meiami plush.
And the translation of that is that he molests children.
Now, here is his collection of stuffed anime figures, anime stuffies, just a small sampling of it.
I count at least six of them.
Now, Josh, can you tell us who these characters are and like a couple facts about each of them?
Oh, fuck me.
The only one I recognize is Pippa.
That's the one to the right.
And that's the heir to the Medicare.
The one said ER.
It does look like ER, but I'm not sure if that is him.
I don't know if he has a plush, but.
Do you think Gator fucked it?
Which one?
All the fleshlights inside?
All of them.
They don't flip them upside down.
They're all suspiciously crusty when you're all crusty.
I wouldn't handle Gator's fucking flash mutes for a million dollars.
It is ER.
I was thinking that too.
I was like, there's no way he has a plushie, though.
So the one on the right, that's like a really popular YouTuber.
He's pretty funny.
Yeah, he is in the anime sphere.
So we might lose him.
Oh, wow.
But these are the sorts of people.
I haven't talked to that guy in years.
Putting out the obvious.
These are the sort of plushes that a five-year-old girl would have.
Yeah, if you saw like a little girl with that Pippa plush, you'd just be like, oh, that must be from Dora the Explorer or something, you know?
But this is a near 40-year-old man that has this collection and more.
So we go to the next slide.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Damn.
That's the character.
Someone thought that the Tenma one was Kershaw.
No, that's the Kershaw one.
I think that's Spades gun.
Yeah.
Why does he have this?
Josh.
This is the best argument against the Second Amendment I've ever seen, bud.
Holy shit.
Look at this.
I can't give him a black cock cock gun revolver that he fucks the plushies with.
Fucking puts it up the plushies ass or something.
After he saw that the Kiki Pyong Pyon was more excited for the black cosplayer than him, he just full-on went into like the black new world order fetish.
And it's just like, I got to get myself a queen of spades gun and shit.
He just lost it.
He got cucks in person by the computer.
No, these are real.
Like, these are actually real.
Like, look at that.
Bro, imagine owning that.
Like, imagine, like, imagine, like, this never happened, but imagine Gator invites a girl over to his place and they see this shit.
What do you think is going to happen?
This is like a permanent virginity insurance policy.
It's like, this is what you know, like, Christian parents.
If you want your kids to remain virgins forever, you buy them the Gator plushie set and you put it in their house and you make sure that it never fucking leaked and they'll never get fucking late.
Let me tell you.
The abstinence prevention plant.
I've heard an anecdote once of a girl who went into a guy's room and he had like anime posters everywhere.
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And she went from like maybe to no.
That was the story.
Listen, that's not an anecdote.
That's just reality.
100% of the fucking gays is fun.
Look at this.
He's putting a team together.
So there's even more.
He, at least, by my count, has a dozen of these plushes, all of suspiciously age.
Oh, that's that's Shondo, the purple one.
That's Shondo.
That's the one that did the whole that does like the really, really bad, squeaky little girl voice and talks about getting raped.
So you're a weeb, aren't you, Josh?
Is it time?
Listen, is it time to come out of the anime closet, Josh?
I know so much about Bossman Jack, and I haven't been to a casino in like 15 years.
Okay, give me a break.
Now, the one on the right, I recognize Brittany Venti went after this person, right?
Is that a Gura?
Is it the shark, the shark person?
And Brittany Venti made like a whole one-hour video about it or something.
Yeah, Brittany Venti is like one of the prime evils of the VTuber sphere.
That's not Gura at all.
That's like an iceberg.
Okay, a different person.
They look very similar.
Oh my God.
What a plushie.
Look at this.
His power level has increased to the point that he can make his haters seethe about plush collectibles.
At the end of the day, all of these people are more like Anna Valens than not.
Maybe Horseshoe Theory was on to something.
What?
Do you know who Anna Valens is?
Have you talked about that?
Anna Valens is a tranny.
Many years ago, they put out a video about breeding barns.
So this guy is just talking about how in the future the tech, the tech sister trans sisters are going to make breeding barns where cis girls are locked up and we're just going to like slay that that cisgender pussy.
And it's just like this really, really disgusting four minute long like rape diatribe, basically.
He worked for Vice News for many years on their waypoint thing.
And he went after Kesha, who keeps getting mentioned for whatever reason.
And the general, because Kershaw is independent and she's kind of edgy, talks like poll stuff.
So she was targeted for like racism.
And then the Lollycon stuff was also targeted by Anna Valens.
So he's super big into like deplatforming.
He actually got fired by Vice after going after the Vtubers.
So they got like a big ego boost after that.
So all he's saying is that if you're making fun of my plushies, you're more like the trannies trying to de-platform the VTubers than like a free speech person.
I've lost track of what you all have said tonight.
There's a lot is so dense.
He's still a lot.
It is very dense.
That is crazy.
So now he's bought the tomato one.
So he goes, I've been lazy, so I haven't built my second bookcase yet.
So I kept Tomato Doki in my bedroom sitting across from my bed on the cabinet with a few of the other VTuber plushies.
I woke up the other night and the first thing I saw in the darkness was that face, and it scared the absolute hell out of me.
Needless to say, she's been relegated to the couch until I built it.
Never happened.
Never mind.
I believe it.
Okay, we're on to the anime boomers podcast.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Executive interruption.
Okay, I have one extra clip that you need to play to really, really round this out before you get into the anime boomer stuff.
I am sending this to you now by Discord.
Before you bring it up, let me just explain that this is Bebo.
And basically, Gator rattled off a couple of his Oshis, right?
And Bebo was one of them.
So I picked this up.
I just went to her channel and I just went to her most recent video.
And this, I swear to God, was her most recent video as soon as Gator said that he was a big fan of her.
So if you want to play that, this is also.
All right.
So let's let me just reshare on here.
Oh, hang on.
One second.
That's so annoying how it does that.
Let me just read.
Where the fuck is it?
One second to the right.
Ashley, do you want to read the title of this video before he plays it?
Yeah.
So it's called Bibbo Calls Us Stinky for Some Shower Motivation.
So, I mean, at least she knows her demographic that they don't fucking show her.
And, you know, this is like charity work, I guess, in a way.
Like, is this popular?
Like, I think that most hundreds of thousands of views on these videos.
Uh-oh, stinky.
Yeah, I have a sensitive nose.
So they are stinky.
I can tell.
Sniff, snow.
I was getting a whiff of you and ew.
So I gotta ask, do they play this on the screens at the Smash tournaments and the pro wrestling events?
They should, I guess.
It might work.
I might actually finally get the AEW fans and the Smash players to take a fucking shower.
I like how this is a YouTube short and it still gets paused.
What do you think?
Be that you're Possi stories.
You're in one, Josh.
You know, you know, I'm a big Final Fantasy nerd.
You know, I look, I like Final Fantasy and Zelda.
I like some nerd shit, right?
Now I don't feel so bad for liking nerds.
You're not even a fucking nerd if you're just into video games.
You gotta be careful because when Fuhrer Josh comes to power, statements like that are gonna get you on the McCarthy on like the new McCarthy list, and there's gonna be the house on anime committee, and we're gonna have hearings.
And if you're a slippery slope, right?
If you have ever played a Final Fantasy game, you are being brought into the hearings and you are gonna get fucking audited.
I'm generous.
We have some tolerance, but you will never, you'll never be high-ranking.
We might tolerate your presence.
Someone said the moon.
He's gonna be Final Fantasy.
So he turns this podcast into a turn-based podcast.
Yeah, I thought that's where you were going with that.
That we were doing turn-based videos or something.
What?
You haven't showered in how long?
What is going on?
Really?
No way.
What?
You have that many plastic bottles on your desk?
Ralph?
This is his new grocery system.
Ralph needs to listen to this shit.
Maybe it'll clean up his life.
Hey, what's that over there in the corner of your room?
What's up, pile?
Huh?
Hey, can I check under your bed?
Why are you hiding?
Vansuela?
Can I take a look?
Baba, I just shower to thee.
How dare you, sniff me again?
Are you sure about that?
Are you sure about that?
Are you sure?
Because my nose doesn't lie, anime fan.
Do anime fans really?
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We all know they do.
Like, they did you wash your butt?
Do you wash your feet?
Did you wash your armpits?
Do you wash your belly button?
Get a job.
Good advice, get a job.
This is like SP fucking last week.
Get a job so you can give me money.
She's the best one so far.
This is actually, this is actually Jordan Peterson behind a voice.
That's what he's been busy doing.
Clean your room, buckle.
That's bold new direction.
They won't listen to me unless I look like a little girl.
Yeah, I found a way to reach the youth, the young men.
They wouldn't listen to an old boomer like me.
Jordan toddlers.
Oh, fuck.
You know, Gator's not listening, though.
That's the problem.
Take a shower, get adequate sleep, and eat it is Jordan Peterson.
Just stand up straight with your shoulders back.
Be the health of the lobster, chat.
Okay.
Wash your penis.
No, we're in 8.5 for whatever reason.
Okay, spooky weeb trash.
Behold, spooky weeb trash.
Oh, natural.
Does she have some form of mental retardation?
I think people have said FAS because she's an alcoholic or something.
Oh my God.
That is spooky.
And then this is, oh my God.
What the?
She's wearing the meme, the virgin killer thing.
Yeah.
And then there's that one, which I think might be from an OnlyFans.
Okay, so here comes Melanie Mac.
And for no reason whatsoever, Gator feels the need to pipe up.
It's like his blockbuster critic said, the guilty party will always reveal themselves.
And so Melanie Mac goes, if you're remotely decent looking, people on the internet assume you're a hoe and bang every friend you interact with.
I haven't even kissed a dude in years and I don't want to unless I meet Mr. Wright.
And even with all that, I'm in no rush being celibate, following Christ, blah, Gator goes, I know how you feel.
Gator.
Gator.
You're talking about some fucking e-girl that has legions of simps as opposed to Gator, the eternal virgin.
I'm right there with you.
I know how you feel.
Yeah, in solidarity.
People write elaborate fan fiction about me and my co-host.
None of it has ever been true.
If they see you with the opposite sex, they just assume you're either sleeping with them.
Well, we don't assume that or trying to, which we know is true.
So here we actually have an example of Gator attempting to risk the fucking weeb trash.
They're unreal.
Every like rare Gator that was, it's just like the best.
And we honestly were just touching the tip of the iceberg tonight.
They could have done 10 streams, you know, about Gator, but get there.
Well, it's also like women can smell desperation from a mile away.
Women, if we weren't like sexually attracted to you, right?
We prefer if you act like you don't need us because that shows that you're fucking mature and you've got your shit together where you don't need a desperately need a crumb, a woman's attention.
You don't need a desperate need for like love and affection to where you're like having your life fall apart.
Does that make any sense?
Yeah, the most important thing for a guy talking to a woman is to talk about like the things that you do, the things that you're interested in, without coming across as like, oh my God, oh my God, she's so attractive.
Oh my God.
Like it's just like really, really simple things.
Just talking about like, oh, yeah, I have this, you know, I have this hobby.
I like to, you know, like collect this or that.
Make sure like not to be.
Oh, yeah.
I like to collect anime figurines.
You know, just say, but come on thumbs.
Yeah.
He's like, oh, yeah, joke, right?
Totally, not real.
It's never been this over, Gator.
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What's funny is if you listen to her without seeing her, my mental image of her is like very specifically like a 50-something year old trailer trash mom who's like smoking a pack.
Like she overheard her son talking about something and she swiveled around in her chair and is like smoking and saying, listen here, boys, you can't come off as desperate.
Women don't like that hair.
It's like that kind of shit.
That is very specific.
I know you're a bit special, son.
Don't show me your gaming plushie collection or your animal figurines, or they don't like that.
I love that new accent you're doing since we've been doing vampire, the vampire.
How every American speaks.
I'm from the United States and I like teasburger and guns.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I have to freedom to be a grotesque piece of shit.
You can sneak across the board with that one.
I didn't get my citizenship yet.
Listen, I already, I already don't believe in government ID.
I ain't take the COVID vaccine.
I ain't got a birth certificate.
I was born in a bathtub outside my papa's trailer.
I ain't got any form of ID.
Okay, whatever.
Move the fucking.
I'm not driving.
I'm traveling.
Not no rat tell me nothing under maritime law.
Okay.
Here we go.
No, you cleverly word it in certain ways so it's not as weird.
Bro, I, oh my God.
Well, spooky weeb trash might have given him the peg, you know, how the pine cones are turned.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
All right.
Spooky Weeb Trash, one of the co-hosts of the Anime Boomers podcast.
Do we do Josh's?
All right.
Let's do Josh's.
Okay.
So let me pull it up and see what I went through and see what.
Okay.
So we have it's the ripoff Mr. Medeker intro.
With the audio defect, is actually a part of the clip.
Rough.
It's gonna okay.
It's gonna rip the bandaid off.
Let's do this.
I'm gonna skip some of these.
So I'm just gonna try to set the stage for each one.
I just clipped these.
So let's set the stage.
Gator has two kinds of things that he likes to talk about on this podcast.
And if you go to 020 Sensible Chuckle, You'll get a feel for the high to skip the graduation one and go to the next one.
Oh, oh, you want to meet ahead of the time?
Yeah, we're going to skip a couple because go to zero 20 sensible chuckle.
Uh, this is an example of the high-intensity uh chemistry between Gator and his uh co-host.
That's not spooky weeb trash, but for some reason, this is actual co-host.
It seems like he's lost a lot of co-hosts because I did one of the earliest episodes.
I think I did like the third episode, and there was like four co-hosts, and it appears we're down to just one.
That's why I said I was shocked to see him in a stream with four other people.
Like, how the fuck did this happen?
Did he pay for it?
Because I've only seen Gator like completely in a fucking isolation cube, like he's in solitary confinement.
And it was actually Sakana himself would like send a couple people over to the main line, and then you would wait to get your merchandise.
But, like, the funny thing is, they did the fish.
Oh, yeah, I met him.
I met him at Popkai, they're talking about meeting the guy that owns Phase Connect.
Okay, cool, cool.
Just for your clarification.
I like how I like how he looked at my freaking name badge and then looked at me.
It was like he had this look of way, I know you.
I just, I just held my hand on my finger up.
I was like, It was great.
This is terrible.
The other guy doesn't even sound so at all.
Let the dead air play.
It's so awkward.
There's no, yeah, there's no chemistry.
He throws him the ball and he just lets it sail out of his fucking head.
Like it was great.
It gave both of us a chuckle.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wonder why.
I wonder why it's not catching on, boys.
Yeah, you know what?
You know what really is really funny, by the way.
Okay.
You know what's really good?
It gave both of us a chuckle.
Okay.
Because the mic is picking up like his fan, the mouth moves, but it's silent.
Watch so funny.
Okay.
No, he's not.
He's soggy.
He's got nothing to add.
Oh, my God.
The next one, meeting your Oshi.
Okay.
Meeting your audience.
This is about Kiki Pyonton.
I think this is about meeting Kiki Pyonton.
I think.
I'm not sure.
Oh, my God.
You got to meet your Oshi and you did not drop the spaghetti.
No spaghetti.
I did get to meet.
Allegedly.
I did get to meet my Oshi, actually, a couple of my Oshis and did not spill spaghetti.
You know, this is a big accident.
Depressing fucking accident.
Shut up, Gator.
I may have a really funny clip for someone sending a chicken joe sent me.
I'll show you guys.
Like a slobbering retard.
It's so awkward.
Awkward chuckle.
You were a big boy.
Whoa.
I went out and talked to and talked to people and touched grass.
Oh my God.
It's a Christmas miracle.
But I mean, you know, the Oshi thing.
I'm a mitt.
I might.
I might, if were I to run into one Pipkin Pippa, I probably would get a little spurgy.
Not so like, oh my god.
Imagine being awestruck by Pippa Pipkin to where like you just you can't even speak.
You're just completely freaking out.
Like you've just met like the president of the United States.
Like you fucking, you know, you just met the Pope.
Like that's what he said.
This is insane.
Max Burner, I watched that.
That was so fucking boring, bro.
Like, what's like that?
Holy people don't get the roses till it's too late to smell them kind of thing.
Like, I've always been the type if you're an entertainer I like or somebody and I run into you in person, I have to praise you, right?
I have to show you this.
I have to show you this.
Listen, if I'm gonna praise you, please, why can't I praise you for all that you've done for me?
You made YouTube videos, you saved my life during COVID.
I watched this praises to your name, Hosanna's E Celeb.
Like, please.
So, this guy, okay, this girl, right?
Uh, her camera like capture glitched out and showed the real face for a second.
You ready?
No, no, no, that can't be real.
That can't be real.
It's ancient, but yeah, that happened.
That was a really big news story when I had that.
So, the reality is at least 10% of these are dudes that you're jerking off to some guy.
Holy shit!
All right, uh, I'd like to go to the next one.
This is uh, uh, Gator's comedy chops, okay?
Oh, love it, love it, let's hear it.
Yeah, it was funnier hearing her say her own name when she was Celine.
Something about the way she said, Selim, Selen, that's how she always says, She was like, Celine fuck, yeah, are they okay?
Like, what is happening?
Actually, you fucking retard.
This is just a lot of fun.
It goes on for the entire runtime, in case you're wondering.
In case you want to hear more, stop this.
Well, this is actually, you know, it's interesting you bring this up because they do this during my clip, also.
Oh, they just keep repeating phrases to each other over and over again, and they think it's so fun.
Like, I don't know why they do this.
It's people and then that name was made for her voice.
It really was.
Like, I can't.
Every time I think of her name, I hear her saying it.
Like, she always says, Celene.
Yeah, I read it in her voice when I see that name right now.
Just Celene Tatsuki.
Yeah, it's like how when it's like how when a politician wants to show you how multilingual they are.
So, when they say like a Mexican word or something, they'll say it with a heavy accent.
Like, would you like to go out for some ritos?
Like, it's that kind of thing.
Like, so the Michigan sound meet female soundboard usage you've ever had.
Hey, he's had some good one.
I've nailed a few boys.
That one was solid.
Okay, you can skip it from there.
There's nothing left.
Go to the next one.
Okay.
This is a Jason David Frank.
From what I get from it, he is an actor that Gator met in person, and this was apparently a monumental meeting for him.
He has three first names: Jason David Frank.
I think that's his name.
It's like Ethan all of you.
Mixed serial news.
Yeah, he's real.
I got the name right in everything.
Yeah, that's the I got it.
Yeah, yeah.
But what about porn?
Everyone was asking for it in chat.
Did she like that one, John?
It's a classic.
It is.
So this was great.
So Mint asked Ayami what her favorite part of her model was.
Oh my God.
I just want to throttle it.
I want to throw out a fucking throw and just shake them.
Like, what the fuck?
This is the entire six, six hours of this.
Case you're wondering chat, people wonder why the site's running slow and uploads are busted and everything's.
Yeah, sorry guys, the site's gonna have to wait.
Josh had to watch six hours of this and added it for another form.
I mean without missing a beat, said her panties.
Yeah, this is terrible.
No reaction.
The guy didn't even say anything.
Literally no, sells it.
Literally he's the worst cohost with a AI co-host the fucking shop.
The question was just to clarify that.
Um, they were doing a panel.
You can see there's actually people there, so they're talking to these.
All those people are talking to the anime women on this, the projected screen up front, and one of them asked, what was your favorite?
When they say Mama or Papa, that refers to the artist who does who oversaw the design of the character.
So one of those is the artist who oversaw the other character's design.
And they say, what was your favorite part of designing her character?
And she said the panties, because that's what the audience wants to hear, that she's like really into the pants suit, because that like gratifies them.
I'm so tired.
Okay, go to the next one.
Yo, you did Ralph Wonky Hat and says, this dude makes the steel Tocohost look good in comparison to wheelchair guy Johnny.
Wheelchair, Johnny.
Yeah enough, and take a bow Johnny, you want.
So this was a super chat from Uh Tomach for 20 Ohler says I know for 20 bucks, what shut the up I think that was the only one, but he did get one was wow himself, wow.
So this was a super chat from Uh Tomak for 20 Ohls says I know for a fact that I dropped the spaghetti.
When I met someone I was a fan of, all I did was come over to help me.
It was Jason David Frank and all I could say was, thank you, mr Oliver.
Man, I I miss Jason David Frank.
He was, he was awesome, legit.
Sounds like he's gonna cry him one time only.
Yeah no, he was tearing up like he is actually getting emotional choked up from Jason David Frank.
It goes on and I was like man, you are my favorite power Ranger.
And he's like, oh yeah, that's cool.
Man yeah, that's cool, he was.
He asked me.
He's like, okay well, so I gotta ask, can we ask, can we petition VISA to de-bank crunchy roll?
Green Ranger Signatures00:02:47
Is that possible?
If VISA and Mastercard would just debank crunchy roll, we could bring an end to this horror.
No, not even as a joke.
Even the.
Even the vtubers are higher up on the morality ladder than the visa mastercard bankers.
They have to bow to the whims of the vtubers by you know different, different suits.
Which one was your favorite?
And I was like, oh man yeah, Green Ranger, I got him to sign my uh.
I have like when they did the uh, the Mega Force or whatever, they released like a whole line of all of the toys again And I got the green ranger and I got the white ranger.
Sir, sir, you're 40 years old and you're buying Power Ranger toys.
Please stop.
Like, so I bought $80 popcorn vessels.
Yeah, you bought the 80s.
I forfeited my right to complain when I got scammed for the $80.
The comments were so funny, bro.
The comments.
That's why it was worth it.
Really, really $80 popcorn vessels.
Man, these are so awesome.
I got to put those.
I got to put those up when I finish building the second bookcase.
Like all my cool, like random collectibles I've gotten over the years.
Not one, man.
That was my two bookcases full of consumer child law.
One of my prized possessions is that I'm saving up for that IKEA bookcase for years.
You know what?
I'm going to humble Bragg real quick because when he says that, it just makes me laugh.
Like he's talking about this fucking sign Power Ranger that he has.
It's just junk that he's going to put up on a shelf as his prized possession.
Right here.
I'm going to clink them actually.
Hold up.
Can you hear that?
The clacking.
Yeah.
These are the physical dies that were used to stamp the silver rounds into the Chris Chan coins.
I had them mail it to me and I keep them on my desk because I think they're really cool.
Well, Laudio, we got Flexington over there.
It's true.
That's something that took a lot of energy.
And you see people trade them for $400 on eBay now.
And they have like Numista Exonumia page articles for it.
And it's like, I put that out there and people think it's really cool.
And it took a lot of work and it was a big pain in the ass, but I did that.
I decided one day I was going to make my fucking coins and I did.
And I'm proud of that, you know?
And it's like Gator's prized possession that he wants in plain view at all times is Power Ranger.
It's like, bro, you're fucking it.
You're 38 years old.
Oh, man.
It's crazy what happened, man, man.
I know.
Meme Anime References00:14:39
I just came out of nowhere.
Like, whiplash.
Like, he hid it well.
He was depressed.
Whoa.
Okay.
Yeah, he'll kill himself death for meeting Gator is the story there.
Wondering.
Yeah, I might too.
The Green Ranger, right?
If you like, you picked upon your life's work and all it amounted to was Gator buying your action figure.
You might end it all as well.
Like, this is my legacy to sit on this fucking Spurg shelf.
Okay.
So it's called the Anime Boomers because they reminisce about when anime was good.
So that's like the whole gist is like the anime that comes out now sucks.
So they talked about how anime used to be good.
This is Cody.
So if you look at the timestamps, just minimize real quick and look at your Google Docs real quick.
I want to point something out.
I order them by the actual timestamp of the encoding.
And you might notice that there is a three and a half or two and a half hour long gap between 135 and 404.
And that is because this guy at this point in time begins to talk about anime.
Gator says not a single fucking word as this guy talks breathlessly about the anime that he's currently watching.
A year?
Yeah, you see that gap?
That's all nothing.
There's zero Gator content.
It's just this guy talking about anime.
And if you've ever been trapped in two and a half hours straight with no interruption and it's like have you ever been stuck in a conversation with somebody describing to you the plot of a show that you're never going to watch and you don't care about literally And a half fucking hours with this guy.
So, listen to this clip and then keep in mind that he doesn't stop talking for another two and a half hours.
Okay, right here.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, the one through.
All right.
That used to be anime, man.
It was just me like the most crazy.
That used to be anime, man.
Do you have any answers?
Man, it used to be about the music, dude.
I was there with the Beatles, dude, fucking Aussie at Woodstock.
Like, what the fuck are you talking?
I was there for the Toonami block in my college dorm, man.
Fucking Inyuasha and Yu Yu Hawk Show.
Fucking Goldman's upskirt shot, bro.
That was the fucking goon fuel of the century, man.
Back before it sold out to the man, man.
Fucking tentacles and shit.
I can't jerk off to this.
You know, now it's like everything is just made as a vehicle for Neats to feel better.
Like, everything.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Like, that's what it's always been.
And weren't you just telling us that we needed to lay down our lives for Neats for VTubers?
Like, buddy, you were part of the problem.
What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
This is what I warned you about: how this guy would he's the one that's married, and he talks about how he's not into fan service.
He's not into these things that are like pandering to like needs to live at home.
And every the reason why Gator doesn't say anything for two and a half hours is specifically because of that.
He's like dumping ass on all these new shows that he fucking hates.
And Gator has literally nothing to say to this because he would have to pipe up and be like, Yeah, that weird show about the girl who is just sitting at home all day.
That's my favorite show.
I've watched every season of that.
Oh, dude.
He's like, Wait, I like that one.
Fuck.
Some needs comfort food, and I want to set it on fucking fire.
Even Gator can't say his mom.
Creative because you had shit like Rape Man.
Rape man.
I love how it's like they're so degenerate that the term rape man is just casually dropped.
It's like it's like he's reminiscing about the good old days of rape man.
And back in the day, you don't understand.
There was rape, man, dude.
What's funny is I actually know this because there's an English dove and they did like a really shitty job.
They like made it like a joke.
And it was a meme on 4chan, like back in the day.
So I've heard of rape men, but only as like clips of like funny moments, moments from the English sub of it.
Rape man.
Rape man.
Living justice through rape.
Sense literally, literally.
It's literally that.
Joe that rapes people for hire.
What is now?
I'm yeah, I'm not versed on hentai because obvious reasons.
I have a vehicle.
X to doubt.
Yeah.
Okay.
He can't.
He's married, so he can't say it.
I've never his girlfriend is literally on the bed next to him, so he can't say that he's into anything in particular.
Bro, bro, this guy watches Bible Black on repeat.
Come on.
Like, what even are the hentai today?
Does anybody come on, Gator?
Speak up.
Make your stand, buddy.
A lot.
Bible black mirror.
Oh, buddy.
Bible black mirror.
He just had to find a way, huh?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Nah.
Nah, they used to have porn anthologies that were like springboards.
What?
Porn anthologies.
What is he talking about?
I don't know anything about hentai, but there are orange.
Do you care to explain, Josh?
I haven't a fucking clue.
Andy Worski, can you explain to me Bible Black?
What that is?
I keep bringing this up.
Ashton, you knew what it was, too.
Shut the fuck up.
That's what they used to always tell me because I used to say, oh, I've never watched anime.
Tell me what anime to watch.
And they would tell me to watch Corey in the House and Bible Black.
Bible Black was like a meme.
It's like a meme anime that's grimy.
That's what it lies.
Trying to get into anime.
Any recommendations?
Yeah, Bible Black, Corey in the fucking house.
No.
I watched Death Note.
It was okay.
You know, that's how they get you.
I gave you that.
That's how they get you.
Well, I did too.
So I actually, the moment that what's his name, the detective fucking dies, I stopped watching.
Oh, first season.
First season, baby.
Is that the part where he dies on the train?
Yes.
I gave up at that point, too.
It was so convoluted and stupid.
I'm like, this is fucking dumb.
And I gave up on it at that point.
He was in the train, and there's like this big, convoluted series of events where he was like extorting this guy.
And it's just like a spoiler?
I think the main character dies.
Yeah, I know this because I watched a three and a half hour long expose on a Super Smash Bros character where he was strenuously compared to like Kagame and then how he has like a narcissistic meltdown.
I know how it ends on this.
I have a new idea, a new bit for our shows.
What we should do is in the middle of random segments, we should just blurt out the spoilers for random animes without even knowing anything about them.
And then that way we will eventually purge our audience of all of these people.
So we're gone for five summers.
I did like the second season a little bit.
It wasn't as good as when Elle died, though.
I'll agree on that.
Yeah, let's not have an honest discussion about anime.
We have become the anime boomers podcast.
In the end, all becomes anime boomers podcast.
Or he's like, yeah, it's so episode 317 of One Piece.
Guys, eight out of ten, eight and a half out of ten.
The chef did a super sweet roundhouse kick, bro.
While he was smoking a screen, did you say 317?
I'm actually almost on.
I'm about there.
Crazy.
I haven't watched him.
Listen.
Don't admit that.
Fuck.
I haven't watched the fucking spot.
Worski blew up the whole show now.
Gosh.
Gator one.
317 episodes of anime later.
And here we are.
Now, now you owe him a fucking appearance on his podcast.
He redebutes the anime artist.
Andy Worski, guest number one.
He's the fucking Kino Dojo now, buddy, and we'll make it all Japanese animators who wear geese back then.
Okay, good.
Then he talked for three hours.
Yes, there's a two and a half hour long yep where this motherfucker explains the plot of eight different animes.
I don't give a shit.
Something I think he was even talking about One Piece and how there's like a valley of god death or some shit.
I have no fucking idea.
I can't in and out.
Yeah, okay.
Listen.
Okay, so this was the first thing that this finally rounds it down because after this, they start ranting about the Kiwi Farms and Saba's debut.
This is the last anime they talk about.
And Gator actually has actually knows of this one and it's very funny.
So play that one.
Like there's one Urban Spook was the one where it's like the premise was like the killers would leave paintings.
Oh, that one.
Oh, that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it was like all descriptions of stuff.
And it's like so comically over the top.
Was that the one with is that the one where they had listened to six hours?
Go back.
Need to.
You need to listen.
You missed the good part, do we, though?
Okay yes oh, is that the one with?
Is that the one where they had like, the woman that got like that, that gave the horse like like a shitload of viagra.
Pardon me, hold on.
Is he going?
Vosh, this is Vosh Changer, and Vosh have joined forces.
The MEGA Horse COCK Powers.
What, wait?
That Gators joined the FOUR Horsemen OF Horse COCK.
That one yeah, I know exactly which one you're talking about.
Yeah, exactly which one you're talking about.
I love that there's so many good parts, because it's like he asked like, do you know, this anime has this plot, and he's like that anime.
That plot, is that the one with the horse rape?
And he's like, yeah yeah, I know, of course, I know that one.
Yeah uh, this is paper Boat, you can actually skip.
You saw that one.
You saw this fuck paper Boat.
I can't do it.
The lolly shit.
Where it's like, okay oh yeah, the lolly yeah, into the lolly.
Yeah, I like the whole.
You know the lolly shit, where it's like, okay, her design is a little lolly baity.
If I were designing her, I wouldn't do some of the things in her design, but she's not lolly baiting.
She's not like, oh woo, I'm such a little girl, please don't wait me.
Third, don't give me collection.
You know no, she's not doing any of that.
No, she's not even she's not really she's not playing into that stuff at all and which is he's not really doing that, but he's full of shit actually.
So you know, this is the one that strip teases uh, Lollipummy.
So yeah, they're playing into it.
Oh, my people, to like her design being a little more on the lolly side, because it's like no, she's not really doing that, though she's.
She's actually being more wholesome than she was.
His Gura yeah what yeah, what does that sentence mean?
Okay, like Gator outfit.
It was like spoken in Chinese, right?
Why do I have to know these?
How hard is it to just do?
Just have that reaction like I, I wouldn't go with that design if it were me.
So i'd like for Jim to like present us, to like a thesaurus of all of these turns.
What is this to read?
Like a dictionary of all of this?
Yeah, explain it.
Look at this.
Uh, this is them talking.
This is when they start talking about us.
There's no like cringe anime where it's like, oh oowo ugoo sugar sweet, but uh okay, so he's saying that while Gator, to his discredit, has official artwork from the SABA stream.
Oh, let me.
Okay, I have to explain this and i'm gonna sound completely schizophrenic when I explain this, but you gotta, you gotta, deal with it, okay.
Okay, so that's official artwork.
She had the guy draw the tummy in because that's what's gonna keep the audience there.
This is at the very beginning, so the audience knows when they start who the fuck is into tummies.
What the are we talking about?
I don't know.
I mean, the thing is it's like you know, they can't just show like Lollycon on youtube.
If they could, they'd get a million viewers right.
If the little girl was just naked when you gave, if you gave like a 500 super chat, she'd be like whoa buddy and then like, the shirt would fly off.
That would be ideal if they could Get away with that.
So they have to slow down.
I've got 100 subs to get Josh to do whoa, buddy with feeling.
And I can't really believe it, to be honest.
I figured somebody would be like, absolutely, it's worth it.
But I'm going to do this four times.
Okay.
Okay.
It's okay.
So they got the thing there, but the crabs are important.
And I swear to God, I'm going to sound crazy.
So that actual image, the Gator criticizes me for getting this wrong.
That image with the glow sticks and the crying.
That's a reference to a meme in anime.
When the tough guy goes to an idol like a convention, where she's like singing on stage and he's overwhelmed with emotion seeing his favorite idol that he starts crying.
But the crabs are important because the Japanese word for crab is kani and the pedophile term for a child's vagina is kani, so she calls her fans the KANI CREW and this is just purely i'm supposed to believe.
I'm literally told by these people I am supposed to believe that is purely incidental that when she designed this character from the ground up, with all the money and resources you could ever fucking ask for and free and total, utter control over every facet of her design and what she wants to do and her, how she refers to people and those little things they put in their username to show their allegiance to their oshi, i'm supposed to believe that is literally purely coincidental, that it just so happens to sound like Kani.
That's what i'm being told and me pointing this out is bad and it's me being crazy and I I, I am literally being gaslit by these fucking people.
I think you just need to watch more yu.
You hawk a show and then you'll get it.
Come on like.
Are we like supposed to like not think there's anything weird happening.
Buddy, you haven't even watched Yu.
You hawk a show like.
You just don't understand the vibrant culture exactly is that?
I don't know either.
Pecora Culture War Loss00:02:56
Okay panties, you know.
No no, these are just funny bitches playing characters.
Shonen Jump anybody with half a brain can see that.
That's why Pecora is in Death Stranding because you lost the Culture War bitch, you know what he's referring to with that.
No oh, my god oh, holy shit, that's a emergency.
Then hold up, I have to keep playing it.
I'm gonna find this real quick.
Okay oh, I do know what.
I do know listen.
So i'm playing Death Stranding 2 and i'm like halfway through the game or a bit further right and I deliver the packages to a new place, a big uh-huh uh-huh, it's a anime avatar.
Hey, thank you for the packages.
Like that's yeah, that's Pecora, that's the cultural.
I actually saw this Hejima game.
Buddy, what did she expect?
This is an emergency, since we're on this topic, and I guess people need like a palette cleanser I, I present to you um, a nice little palette cleanser, an emergency injection of.
Can we cut to, can we cut to a meaningful content?
Creator's live real reaction to the Pecora death stranding 2 cameo.
Yes okay here, let's get that.
Oh yes, let's see a honest positive good, non-toxic reaction.
Is this Phil watching a naked body in the shower or something?
No no, this is him meeting with Pecora and and fucking Death Fraternity.
Oh, it's this what, the what, the go ahead, go ahead.
Just even Phil's like listen, we've gone too far, folks.
Even Phil knows it's too soggy hat, a hat in the shape of a cute white bunny rabbit known as a new sagi.
It was given to Sam by the data scientist as a token of her gratitude and is a testament to Sam's ability to hop to any task with gusto.
When warned the hat, Gusto was the least of our worries right now.
Great at which stamina is depleted and serves as a reminder of the data scientists' own irreproachable work ethic, Pico.
Go ahead.
There it is, Ash.
Okay.
So I think Phil was actually right about Kojima all along.
And he's a worthless fucking dev.
And I renounce all of his works.
And I repeat, yes, you know what?
For once, ring it up, Phil Dub.
Phil won, everyone.
Giant Penis Midna Joke00:05:36
I realize you're so fucking cringe, bro.
I was like, games fun, and I'm like, why?
You lost.
Getting used to it.
Their womb is eternal.
And then, by the way, the person you see before that, Deborah Wilson.
I'm like, oh my God.
Sorry, anyway.
You know who she is, right?
Deborah Wilson.
The black chick from Mad TV who's in every game.
Oh, I don't play video games.
This has been absolutely pathetic, but it is very funny.
I think it's now I'm being vague just because I don't want to, you know, it's not worth it.
It's talking about me.
But I think it's very funny.
Well, the people, I mean, they don't deserve acknowledgement because they're just being F-slurs.
Yeah.
They're being F-slurs because they're trying to make a point against somebody else that this doesn't even relate to.
Why can't we hate it?
We have to be like, oh, yeah, everything's amazing.
Shut the fuck up, piece of shit.
Outside of tell them, Andy.
No, it's like, I get it if you're upset that people make fun of it, but to go, how dare they?
It's like, I understand why people don't like our show.
We're too mean or whatever.
It's like, okay, yeah, I get it.
There's a lot more to it than that.
Yeah, I get it.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean, right?
We're not like, why would you ever hate us?
It's crazy.
You know what I mean?
Association sort of shit, which is also equally retarded.
Okay.
Yeah, Gator.
Oh, my God.
There's so many clips of fire.
We have a lot to mine yet.
This is over.
This is over.
Go one more.
We've already watched all these.
So just skip all the way down to Midna GF.
Last one.
Midna GF.
All right.
I don't like the sounds of this.
What?
The Midna or the GF?
All of it.
It sounds scary.
It sounds Japanese.
This guy's going to try to give Gator some advice.
Okay.
He needs it.
Oh, okay.
Right here.
She's asleep.
She can't hear me.
I got this woman right here from saying the fucking nastiest fucking joke.
She was like in a prank group.
I'm like, one joke.
And like, I just said the nastiest fucking joke.
And like two days later, we were dating.
And it was a nasty joke about me having a giant penis and destroying the Hoover Dam with it.
What?
Fucking gold.
What are we watching?
It was a long, elaborate joke because, like, I don't know how I got on this, right?
I was in a mood and like, I was listening to something.
And I went to like, no, this didn't happen, did it?
It did happen.
He's married.
Well, listen.
I know.
Listen, I looked it up.
I know what she looks like.
Listen, women are supposed to be the gatekeepers of reproduction and they have failed.
You know, they need to raise the bar higher, bro.
It's it's this is the sad reality is that that guy he is he is potentially going to be reproductively successful.
Ethan Ralph is the bar for what is for what a guy needs at this point in time to get a girlfriend is so low.
Because I know the incels still complain, they're like, No, I guarantee you.
This guy, he says that this dirty joke he told is like what it took to get her talking to him.
And I guarantee you, it's just because he's like the first guy that was ever like sexually assertive towards her.
And the rest are like gators that are just like, you know, pussyfooting around, like trying to get a crumb from Spooky by pretending to be her friend for like three years is that kind of shit.
Ring it up, web dub.
They're making it happen, but the weeps are gonna inherit, they're gonna inherit the earth because they're just so fucking fired up.
So, review tech W.
This is a arousing speech.
He wants to inspire confidence in guys.
I like that.
All right.
Thing about having a giant penis.
And it was.
I like how he was like, I made a joke about having a giant penis.
I believe that, buddy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, actually.
He's like enormous, like the size of a boat.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
My cum shot was going to destroy the Hoover Dam, but it's okay because the penis will help me float.
And then she could, all the girls, they could ride on it like a banana boat.
She's going to ride my penis to safety.
We need the Seinfeld.
the Seinfeld riff hold on he's getting it ready Days later, we're in a relationship.
She wanted to put it to the test.
She put it to the fucking test.
So she's like, all right.
It's like, all right, motherfucker, you better not be exaggerating.
Dudes, if that works, and again, I have to say, once you're 99%, I complain talking about your penis will work in random conversation.
I'm not trying to brag, but I kind of am.
I'm not trying to brag.
I'm trying to make a point.
She's very hot.
Okay.
She's got like Midna's hips in real life.
I shit you not.
Stop.
Stop.
I'm raising.
Avatar Theme Song Memes00:07:05
Who the fuck is Midna?
Who the fuck is Nidna?
Andy Worski, can you type in L-O-Z M-I-D-N-A into Google and bring up a picture of this?
I'm going to spell Midna.
L-O-Z.
L-O-Z.
L-O-Z space.
M-I-D-N-A.
Stop.
It's the fucking Twilight Princess fucking.
That's what I thought it was because I played Hyrule Warriors.
And yes, this character does exist.
Oh my God.
That's actually what I, it's actually my worst fears.
It stop.
Stop.
Wait, does he mean he scored?
Does she transform and never play Twilight Princess?
At the end, when you win, she becomes that.
Oh, I don't even know what to say.
Wow.
By the way, if I remember correctly, Midna is one of the short stacks from Voush's tax folder.
Yeah.
All right.
So here is my contribution.
As you see, it's mercifully short.
Ashton, when we talked in the morning, I go, Ashton, I've been watching animated words for hours.
I don't have anything.
I didn't know what to edit.
I was letting it all wrong.
And Ashley stopped.
And Ashley's like, don't worry.
You got a lot.
And I'm like, okay, good.
What is this fucking shit?
Because you put us through the worst days.
I'm like, I've been watching for two hours.
I watched for two hours on 1.5.
I couldn't figure out what to edit out.
And Ashley's like, we got a lot.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
We got a lot.
Is this their theme song?
This is the theme song.
Gator is going to explain why this is the theme song of the program.
And I've chose to highlight this because this is clever Gator.
This is the incredible machinations and schemes of Gator.
Okay.
Okay.
Welcome.
To the Anime Boomers podcast, courtesy of Megas XLR, which is written off as a loss by Cartoon Network.
So anybody can just use the music because if they copyright claim it, they'll have to pay a boatload of taxes for writing the entire series off.
There you go.
Wow, big break Gator.
I don't think that's how that works.
Skater has outsmarted the intellectual property laws and defeated Cartoon Network and Toonami.
I'm like, I'm like 80% sure that's not how that works.
It's just the show didn't make any profit.
And they wrote a little bit triggered here.
I give Skater the rights to that IP, Juish.
Come on.
You're really revoking the one W we were giving him on this whole show.
I am.
Come on.
You can't do that.
All right, whatever.
I don't give a shit.
All right, somebody who's never been on the podcast before.
I always love episodes where we've got somebody new, and that's Charles Khan, the masked bastard himself.
How are you doing?
So does anyone here recognize this?
Listen to this fucking goddamn avatar.
Isn't there like a meme guy on Twitter that has like 200,000 followers?
Yes, he does.
That's the meme guy on Twitter with 137,000 followers.
No way.
Meme bastard.
Yeah, but his YouTube channel didn't do so well.
But here he is in all of his glory and splendor on Anime Boomers podcast.
And he's going to try his best to carry this program.
But I find his offerings to be incredibly cringe.
But basically, what he's going to do is, by God, it's Charles Kong and he's pissing all over the program.
So he comes and he just insults the entire show and says it's really one of those days.
It's one of those days where we got a lot to do.
We got a lot to say.
I'm the meme bastard, Mr. Memes, memes and meme accessories.
Boy, I tell you what.
I already try to sound gay there.
Are you looking for Elon Musk?
Hello, I am.
I'm Elon Musk.
I have it.
Oh, my God.
Josh, tell me what you're saying.
Oh, no, yeah, no.
I was in hell.
I was in hell, buddy.
This is fucking hella shit.
I had to deal with a very long winded ass speed talk for six hours, but it was just them.
This is like four guys trying to be funny all at once.
And it's so much worse.
And it's fucking abysmal.
And I honestly, like, I just couldn't clip because I'm like, I can't subject people to this, like, for 10, 15, especially in like the casino time dilation POSKI chamber.
We would never fucking do that.
That's an anime reference.
Yeah, it's Dragon Ball Z.
They go into the time deletion thing so they can train.
No, it's the, what is it called?
I should know this.
Is it the gravity?
Gravity.
No, it's the fucking hyperbolic time chamber.
Oh, I brought it wrong.
There you go.
There you go.
There it is.
The mister Meme himself.
I am Dr. Meme.
I am Dr. Grande.
Hello.
Dr. Grande talks like these.
He has that kind of affectation when he speaks.
The problem with content, and this is the problem I'm going to say for everybody, is there's too much content.
I love you guys, but I've probably listened to your show in like 10-minute chunks.
Heard a couple of same.
It's one of those things where it's like, man, thanks for telling your show's terrible.
You guys say manga or manga?
Which way do you guys say?
This is bad.
Pronounce manga.
It's manga.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Mangoes.
Anyway, the manga.
You know, them Japanese, Chinese cartoon mangoes.
I love me some animu and mangoes.
Man, I call it, I call it, I like to call it manga.
This is a barrage on the senses.
Understand that it was like this for three and a half hours straight.
It's like it's like being on a bus and then like a bunch of kids come in and sit down and they start riffing off each other and you're just talking and shit.
Yeah, it's like the terror ride.
The storage or bus.
Pirate Publix Stock Analysis00:04:38
That's what we call it down here down south, man.
But I don't think you could make Duke Nukem today.
And if you did, it would be like a dickless neutered shadow of its former self.
Trans Duke Nukem.
Those alien bastards cut off my dick.
like it would be you're a guy do you like email that's actually funny pop culture commons Harry's So I have a weak spot for tranny bashing, so he got me.
Well, that's exciting.
Josh is the one to be pandered to about this.
He's like, yes.
Yes.
Those mentally ill people, yes.
But thanks no more.
Bill 2K96 in chat went.
Could you please skip this?
This is all.
This is just the show.
This is what's left.
Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the Duke.
Every time he kills somebody, instead of saying, let God sort him out.
You can see like the three scars that are neat his chest every time.
No, it would be something like he can't, he can't have women around anymore.
We can't have bikini babes.
Yeah.
Like he's been chemically castrated now.
I think the big reason.
So have they done have because it's all virtual.
So now we're at the point where we're seeing stock analysis on the anime boomers podcast where they're reading the charts and telling us how to invest a guy who works at the piggly wiggly for fuck's sake.
The publix.
The fucking publix gator serves you your sandwich at the publix.
Hey, no shit talk publix.
I knew it wouldn't.
Publix is Josh's cultural heritage as a fucking Floridian body.
Pub subs are an icon, man.
Say, I don't want to be the meme bastard anymore.
Could spooky weeb trash just step into my shoes and then she becomes the meme bastard like a Dread Pirate Roberts thing.
No, but it could do something like if you just wanted to be a character, right?
Like if you're like, you know what, I'm supposed to start streaming as like so now they're talking about V tubing.
So here we go.
It all comes full circle.
Silly cartoony pirates.
So what I'm saying is, and I live in, I live in like a Saturday morning cartoon world.
You can do that.
Yeah, I'm the pirate guy, but then I want to quit.
Can Spooky then step in my shoes to be the pirate guy?
Josh, it's like you want to explain this idea so like the companies own the characters and then they, you know, yeah, it's so all the for almost all the companies, um, they actually own the character completely.
What they do is they look at what they what they have.
It's kind of like a proprietary thing, so you just kind of guess.
But I think that what they do is they look at their market and they'd be like, well, we have the opaque and she appeals to these people, and then we have the lowly that appeals to these people.
So we need like a lowly that appeals to these people to fill in that market gap that we're not serving that the Shojo or whatever has like a V Shoja doesn't exist anymore, but that there's a competition for.
We need like a tomboy brown-eyed fox lowly in order to reach that demographic.
So then they pay Malaysian an absurd amount of money to hand-draw that character.
And then they do auditions and then they pick somebody to do the acting for the character.
And so if that person leaves, they actually lose everything.
They don't just get to like break away and keep their character.
They actually have to start from scratch, basically.
Yeah.
So that's nuts.
Yeah, there's very few of them.
The independents have their characters and then V Shoujo is actually special in that they let people come in with a character and lead with that character.
What's what, like if you're a wrestler and you leave WWE, you don't get to see the same character.
You have to have like a knockoff name at the next place.
So I'm assuming you would join a company because they help promote you and give you the app or whatever.
If you go to Twitter and they call them V tweeters, and this is my favorite slur of the community.
If you're a V tweeter, you're fucking scum.
It's basically somebody who wants to be a V Tuber, might have a vague idea of what they want to do, and they say they're going to debut one day, but they actively pretend on Twitter that they're a V tuber and they participate in discussions if they are one.
So whenever they see somebody who's pretending to be a V tuber that's just hasn't debuted yet, they get called a V tweeter.
And it's the most sharp-tongued slur you can possibly hurl at somebody in this community.
V Tweeter Audition Tapes00:06:54
But what was I going to say?
There's tons of independents who never go anywhere.
They stream to gator numbers and they haven't nothing special.
So they're not going to achieve any success.
So you would join companies to help be something.
Have you guys ever played the May audition tape for joining Hollow Live?
That doesn't exist.
I remember that.
I remember that.
Oh, you fuckers haven't seen it.
Oh, my.
Okay.
Give me a second.
Oh, yeah.
I'm getting this.
I'm getting this.
So I'm going to give you an example real quick of what an audition tape.
I thought I was almost.
No, no, no.
You guys have to see what's because what they say, like HoloLive, big important.
So if you get picked, you're automatically going to get a built-in audience.
They're going to handle the merchandising for you.
They're going to give you the character.
You never have to think about this ever again.
They'll take care of a lot of that.
You just have to do a lot of team basically.
Exactly.
They do a bunch of stuff to make it easy for you.
So here's an audition tape.
Holo Live was accepting an American performer and Amanda Amanda before she married.
She was still with Digibro when this came out.
Andy, you want to throw that up there?
I think people would really appreciate it.
I think.
Oh my God.
No.
Oh, my.
It's not real.
May, May, May.
Stop.
Look at that.
Look, it's a heart.
It's like an ass with panties on it.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Oh, get ready.
Correct.
Okay, Officer Pantson reporting for duty.
Okay, pause.
Okay, So, first of all, like, you can see why she wasn't hired.
The wind is fucking blowing so fucking hard into this shitty fucking mic.
What is this supposed to be?
Like, some badass, like, dom cop or something?
Like, what the fuck are we looking at?
Officer, the officer from Pokemon.
Oh, oh, wait, hold up.
No, no, no, hold up.
I gave you the wrong video.
What?
Okay.
Yeah, hold up.
Then what's this, Josh?
What is no, yang slang.
Hold on.
I legit have no fucking idea what I showed you.
I saw this.
No, what's going on?
I want to find out.
What's going on?
Somebody posting French?
Yes.
Holy shit, dude.
Oh, man.
Yeah, this is Josh's private stash.
What the fuck is this?
Look at this cow- She's trying to be a content cop, I guess.
Yeah.
Because this was when she did little videos with Digibro before her life source was completely sucked out of her by a Pigmont.
Oh, my God.
There's Digibro.
This is what you get for being a cringe cunt.
Okay.
All right.
I think we got it.
Where are the subs?
Like 100 subs, and we're going to make Josh watch the whole thing.
And whoa, what?
No, no, no, no.
450.
Open up.
Open up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Open up the real one.
Yep.
Okay.
So it's that shit over.
450.
One step.
Don't spoil it.
Don't spoil it.
I'm not.
I know.
It's an auditory abomination right now.
It starts off real strong.
You got to make sure you get the whole audition table.
Stop.
Okay.
No.
Yes.
Party, aka Amanda Morris, and I'm a YouTuber/slash creative individual slash the wrong dimension.
Hey, Ralph knocked us up, by the way.
What the fuck?
This is Ralph's baby mama.
It all adds up, though.
Into the third dimension.
So.
Wow.
As you can see, I'm a goofy girl who even VTubers have standards.
Like, the Japanese is how am I supposed to jack off to this ooh?
My pina so stay a so small rule.
It knocks a bigger rule.
Yes, it is.
No good.
Shaper dispray.
You come at that pickle now.
Oh, she has been gaunted.
No.
Broken branch, grandfather.
No, like, like, how does how does Pants' daughter live with the shame of this later on in life?
You know, like, I guess that's the least of Rosie's concerns.
Sopho!
And you think about this pole?
Who the fuck made demented?
All right.
Up on things really fast.
Just within this.
So is she now just a question?
Is she wearing underwear on top of her head?
Yes, yes, that is too panties.
That's pantsu.
It's the striped panties.
It's an anime meme thing.
She's wearing it on her head because all the characters, if you look at them, you'll notice they all have like a quirky headwear type thing.
So hers was going to be panties on her.
Some meme.
Right.
Yeah, the meme.
Get it?
Get it?
We premiere and have learned how to use that software to do all these videos.
Actually, a video every day for this whole month of May.
So please check that out on Pantsy Party if you want to see more of what I'm like and what kind of things I come up with.
I mainly like to focus on anime-related content.
I love to analyze anime.
I love to talk about otaku culture.
I love to talk about anything Japanese.
I love gaming.
I was super obsessed with Animal Crossing when it came out.
I'd love to such a basic bitch.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, she's not even a basic bitchuru.
Do you want to like animal crossing rule?
Wow, it's a deep cut.
Wow, it's a lolly.
Oh, like, what the fuck?
The executives are like, this bitch is hard.
Yeah, I'm not.
All the submissions to Holo Live for like to become a VTuber.
That's like a treasure trove.
Less Content Per Stream00:06:54
Talking about internet relics.
You get that shit.
Talk about those like T-App leaks that happen.
That shit.
That's the real treasure.
You get those applications for HoloLive and you got like a thousand different girls like May trying to be funny and quirky.
That's that would keep the cringe community going for like another fucking Aeon.
That's the sort of treasure that Ralph digs for.
Those aren't available though, obviously.
No, obviously not.
That's a hard drive.
That's like a submerged somewhere in a vault.
That would be so funny.
One segment.
Okay, do you want to move up back to the yeah, yeah, I just want to show you what the application process for HoloLive looks like.
They have to sit down and look at shit like that.
Right.
That's nuts.
Could happen, but it hasn't happened yet.
It was an attempt at that at one point and that crashed and burned.
It didn't work because they have to be, it's the person behind the avatar that is autistic people don't like change.
Oh, no, they don't.
The person behind the avatar is the entertainer that was entertaining them.
So I can't really.
I think maybe the whole everybody's autistic.
Maybe something changed.
Something in the water.
Because it's not just the flora that make the frogs gay.
There's all the flora.
Holy floor.
Listen, we listen to a lot of garbage on this show.
A lot of garbage.
I actually got less content per capita, less content per minute than the iDubbs and Anisa podcast.
That's really sad exactly.
It's a bug activated in people.
Well, with VTubing, you can't replace somebody with like and be the same person because so much of it is live and personality-based.
Even the quartering?
So, no.
Like, you know, a VTuber reincarnates, they call it, it becomes a different character.
It's the same thing.
There it is.
Everyone kind of plays along, right?
Like, people go to Doki Birds chat and they don't call her Celene.
You play along with the new character.
It's like Undertaker goes to WCW as, you know, the new, the different character.
He's the soul taker now.
Yeah.
And you just, you treat him like the new character, but you know that he's the Undertaker.
There's a reason a lot of people compare it to pro wrestling.
Thanks.
There you go.
I got called out PPP by me.
I've had enough.
My brain is gone.
I'm fucking losing my last minute of my life.
Holy fuck, man.
Do we finish it or do we just fucking let it go?
20 seconds.
I didn't think I'd walk away from it.
I thought it'd just be a fun thing.
Like, oh, yeah, I'll hop in for a half hour and hang with the gang and talk about how much Kiratoriyama rules.
I didn't know we talked about everything.
I know.
That's the fun of the show.
Is that the fun?
So much.
I feel like such an we learn so much.
I'm an anime boomer.
Yes, I am.
The cringe has fucking reached a whole new level.
Someone in chat said that Charles Kahn apparently follows Vito and he retweets the bluey shirt picture I posted as like a meme to promote Vito.
Do we go into the miscellaneous Gator folder?
Do we dare go into Josh's notes as well?
No, the notes are just shit from that.
It's just extra stuff in your, I know what's in the notes, but just go into eight and a half or nine.
Sorry, what is it?
8.6?
I don't know.
It's all fucked up.
What do we got here?
We got Gator's Pay.
Do we go into Gator's Pay or do we just something along those lines?
Look at Ralph.
Look at Ralph.
Listen to the Anime Boomer podcast.
We have a whole thing about why it is very important to let them know that they are so fat.
And that's we have to maintain the power.
I miss Fat Ralph.
So, but listen, like, this is Gator actually saying you should bully lollycons.
And it's like, what changed, Gator?
Like, what?
What?
What happened?
Let them know that they're not welcome.
Dude, that Cody guy that was in my clips, the guy that talked most of the time, his description for his blog says something like, destroy lollycons or something.
And he's sitting there defending Sabu.
And it's just like, well, I have some issues with her design, but it's like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
It seems like just like, you know what?
Let's just go.
Let's do here in the miscellaneous.
One last one.
Gator singing.
Let's go to Gator.
Where's that?
Number three there.
This is like old ad.
Oh, Andy.
Madden button Andy.
There you go.
Gators, this is Gator.
Congratulations.
I'm skinny, no shoulders.
I'm pale.
My bags under my eyes.
My hair.
What the fuck was wrong with me, Bronze?
That's perfect.
Say Jared let us alcoholism.
It was alcoholism.
That's what it was.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Yeah, chat knows what I'm perfect.
What's about to happen?
Trust me, I can hear it.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Go ahead.
Chat knows what's about to happen.
All right.
All right, everybody.
Hope you're ready for this one.
This is going to be a wild one.
The man button.
Oh, this is so bad.
Oh, man.
I got a flashback.
This is horrible.
Yeah.
You just remembered this did happen.
Wait, actually, turn it up just a little bit while it's still going.
Turn it up a little bit.
All right.
There you go.
Like 20, 30%.
What a thrill.
Oh, my God.
With darkness and silence.
20 subs to skip.
Turn it up.
Ralph's turn it up.
Yeah, Ralph said that.
Well, the spot, the sunglasses look fools.
A lot of people.
I think I am him these days.
And I'm melting to you.
What a fear in my heart.
Dani's cringy.
You can watch.
He's cringing.
All right, go ahead, Josh.
Watch this.
Do you think he thought this was good?
Like when it was happening?
Like, yeah.
He really does.
He's actually proud of it.
And he'll do.
He does this performance a lot.
Like he's done, like a whole cover version of it, like a professional cover.
I'm pretty sure.
Like, he's really proud of his like singing of the snake eater song.
I'm not kidding, Joe.
Sneeto One Arrivals00:15:25
Not for runner, even Ralph lay them.
You know what I'm doing here, by the way?
I am playing Bejeweled.
Whenever I was on Ralph's show, I always just played Bejeweled.
I got like 800 hours.
Jeweled Bejeweled 2 in my time.
Opie mode, yeah.
No one is crying.
Ralph's on his phone.
He just doesn't give a shit.
He's texting Andy.
This is shit.
What the fuck?
Do we pull the plug?
Do we pretend the internet crashed out?
Mom is Gator's running OBS, so it's over.
Like, you're helpless.
Famenko's just catatonic.
He's just frozen.
Someday you go through the rain.
And someday you'll feed on a tree from home.
I'm talking to someone on Discord.
What is why is this?
Do we go to the super chats, guys?
You bang them super chats or what?
What do you mean?
Oh, we have super chats that we can read them while playing this on loop in the background.
Okay, yeah.
That's what they deserve.
We got Ghost Nappa for $5.
Just saying if Vidican is adapting the VTuber griff, then it's more than likely pedo shit.
Cardinal Gator is petitioning sainthood for Gura.
We got Jeb's Goblina wife for 10.
Question for Andy, feet first or head first.
We got Elaine Benet for five.
Sup, gentlemen, cheers from a Kiwi Farms member since 2015.
If you guys ever do an episode on ghost politics, hit me up for intel.
Uncle Ted for $10.
Anyone who uses that, it's just a drawing logic to justify lollycon weeb shit should try using it when being grilled by a TSA agent for having blueprints of a pipe bomb.
It's just a doodle officer.
Nothing to see here.
We got Aaron's huge cock for 10.
Do you think with Gator's incredible knowledge of Star Trek could get him inside our wife, or was that even beyond Tim?
Would Nick watch Gator our wife?
I give my life, not for honor.
Keep going, keep going.
We have PPP cross Pippa shipper for 10.
I also ship Josh with Virgo Rouge and Worski with DSP.
We have Purgatorial Cuisine for $20.
A friend spent over 10 years in prison and he often spoke friendly of a dish they made.
In Sweet Reminisce, he recreated this cultural astrocity.
Vamp's dish from last night's show.
We know it as Institution Pizza.
Anonymous for four says, make Worski show this photo of Gator standing next to Masterson at Knoxville.
He's short.
Seek a loafer for $50.
You need to know about the pay-doh whistle VTubers use.
The crying face emoji is not pronounced as uh-oh, crying face emoji.
It's pronounced as whoa, crying face emoji.
Be careful when yelling.
Whoa.
We got Osman Gold for four.
Hi, PP and Andy.
Thanks for another great show.
I've been wanting to share for some people.
Google DSP Australia.
DSP in Australia stands for the Disability Support Pension.
Life Imitates Art and Moo for five.
RIP Hulk Hogan the GOAT.
So that's it for our super chats tonight.
Wow.
And we're going to get out of here now.
We appreciate everybody who tuned in.
We'll be back Monday, 8.30 p.m. Eastern.
Do you need an outro song by any chance?
Wait, what?
What is it?
No, you're not getting banned with Josh's outro songs like the Ku Klux.
What time this guy hit me with like this Ku Klux Klan outro song and we had to fucking play it.
Is it workplace safe, Josh?
It's Gator's Paradise.
All right.
Gator's Paradise.
All right.
Let's do it.
It's not Stand Up and Be a Man this time.
Do you know, by the way, just real quick, that is apparently the reason why Godwinson hated me forever, is that I played Stand Up and Be a Man at the end of the day.
Is that maybe the one they told me?
No, I don't think I told you that, but he told me he was not happy.
Well, I listened to what I couldn't play it.
Well, we're going to listen.
At that point, you're not going to say no.
It's like, whatever, man.
I like the North Korea song.
We could do the graduation song.
Ah, fuck it.
Yep.
I haven't listened to this.
I don't know if it's bad enough.
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's.
Is this his cover of this?
Just perfect for a Amish like me.
You know I shut things like electricity.
What is this?
I thought he was a weird ass.
What?
He's Gator Peter weird ass.
Is it like an entire Gator disography?
I didn't know what this was.
I thought it might be AI or something or like a parody song by like an A-log, but no, I guess it's just him singing Gator's Paradise.
We got now.
Wait, Ralph.
Wait, so he did this for Ralph.
Oh, my God.
Even Ezekiel thinks stepped my mind.
I was here, I think.
Can I get a vinyl press of the Gator disography?
He was everywhere.
I was like, you know, Tom Hanks and everything.
I got a fucking piss.
That's it.
All right.
All right, guys.
Thank you so much, Josh.
Go check out Josh Josh.
You want to email your links there?
Sure.
We steal from Kiwi Farms FST, I guess.
That's it.
I feel like you're going to have to do it.
Go check him out.
We have an awesome show, Josh.
Thank you, man.
Or stay here if you want the same thing told to you by retarded loud Canadians.
Yeah, exactly.
Don't tell them where to go.
All right.
Thanks, Josh.
Thanks, Ash.
All right.
Thanks, chat.
We love you all.
And easy.
All right, gentlemen.
That was a fun show.
Okay, just so you know, I'm currently restreaming.
So I just want to wrap up on my end.
All right.
Thanks for having me.
Lots of fun.
All right.
Yeah, man, for sure.
Peace, bro.
Later.
All right.
Let me read the super chats.
Thank you guys for watching.
Obviously, that was fun.
Went about as well as it could possibly have gone, I think.
I think that's fair to say.
All right.
Just real quick, Red Eyes Black Dragon for 10.
Is this from yesterday?
I'll check this.
I don't know if this is from yesterday.
I don't think this is from yesterday.
It wouldn't make any sense.
Tell you what.
No, that is from yesterday.
Did you say this again?
A second time?
Oh, God.
Oh, is this all super chats from the day before?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Hold up.
Let me find it.
Oh lord, should be at the very bottom.
I need like a timestamp on these.
Um, okay, there are more.
Okay, hold up.
Okay, these are coming in.
Does that mean that these are okay?
These are real.
And then the earliest one would be the okay.
This is the first one.
Okay, I got you.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor.
Without a doubt, I have masturbated to more anime than Gator.
I'm not talking about H games or Hentai.
I'm talking straight up cranking it to the shows like the family guy, but at least hit a double-digit count.
Very shame-free.
I think that you would be shocked and appalled to know the true depths of Gator's depravity, sir.
Sneeto for one says, Suffagata.
I hope so.
11th Circuit for two says, Oh no, my Oshi.
There were many Oshis cast into the pit today.
Uh, about Tree Fitty for one says, for or oh, one for ten says, The clue is people who annoy you in GGER.
Well, that's obviously naggers.
I don't know what else you'd be thinking of.
Thank you.
Uh, Pancake Ucho for two says, No good fiction is made by geeks who solely consume media, quit dreaming, and writers who have no life and no new experience end up being as creative as our AI, recycling old shit with no new ideas.
Yeah, that's probably fair because when you create something, um, I've said this before, but you can't really be random, you can't just like conjure ideas.
So, the best writers are people who take real-life experiences that nobody else has experienced themselves and they twist it around.
If you just take Star Wars and you just make it more Star Wars, it's like, well, that's not really creative.
Uh, wow, it's Daisy for two says, Gator is stuck in perpetual adolescence, hence the obsession with high school and anime.
That's what I say.
I say for a lot of these people, they're stuck in arrested development.
Uh, George Floyd for two says, Gator wearing a hat reminds me of Itaru Hashida from Steinsgate.
He literally caused play.
Oh my god, I can't believe I even know this.
I know Steinsgate, I don't know who this guy is, but I know exactly who you're talking about.
Like, I don't know who he is by name, but um, Gator used the Steinsgate character of like this really fat guy in a hat for a very long time, and it looked just like him.
And I almost am guaranteed that that's what you're talking about.
So, you're not the first person to think that Gator actually used that as his avatar for a long time.
Uh, Crocodile for five says, We all know crocs are superior to Gators, suffocator, whoa, buddy.
Uh, the crocodile, are you the crocodile?
Uh, George Floyd for five says, Joshua Connor, Noel Moon Pie, Moon, I have found your future wife.
Please save the white race and kill payment processors.
Okay, let's see.
I don't have a thing up.
Let me pull this up.
Um, and this appears to be a woman who I guess this person believes looks like me.
Hold up, there we go.
Uh, I decline, but thank you.
Um, Jellyfish 23 for $100 says at jellyfish 23.
Whoa, buddy.
See, I can't do it with the energy.
That's how that's why I don't make as much super chats as them.
I get a hundred dollars, and I can't even give a full-throated whoa, buddy.
Shameful chat, shameful.
It is 2 a.m., though.
Have mercy on me.
Uh, thank you very much.
Uh, Humble Guardsman for one says, Whoa, buddy, Red Eyes Plancher Gun for two says, Coin Supper Queen update, by the way.
I still haven't got mine, bro.
Come the fuck on.
I hope you did.
Uh, Ron Murger for once says, Gator's a faggot who can't handle an actual community or people disagreeing with him.
Worse game PPP are exhausting to listen to, by the way.
Any pizza day leftovers?
Um, I haven't, I didn't have pizza yesterday.
I, um, I had chips instead, so that was my junk food Friday day thing.
Uh, yeah, I know their energy level is much, much different than mine, so it doesn't we don't have a perfect overlap in audience, uh, is fair to say.
Nah, I am pretty chill.
Uh, Fox's for five says, Redo of Hiller Mention, take a shot that mentioned a few times.
I hope you're okay.
Sneedo for one says, Maddox Room at Manthe.
Yeah, I didn't pull this up because it wasn't directly related to Gator, and I knew that would be a six-hour stream regardless.
So I just, that's that's definitely it, though.
Sino for five says, show them your introduction to V Tubers.
Oh, God, what the fuck could this be?
Oh, man.
Dude, I'll play like this.
Is infuriating.
I don't know if this is the note that I want to go off on, though.
I'll play a second one.
I'm going to give you a brief overview.
I was exposed to the.
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like big woman.
I just can't.
I just can't.
I just like, I just like, I just like, you know, cute young girls.
But I don't like myself for doing for liking.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So that was that's the actual like Peto tuber that made me like seriously think about just deleting the fucking V Tuber thread right away.
Um, Sneeto for one says, this is what Gator watches, and there's a YouTube link.
Oh my God, bro.
This is like a $1 thing.
Is this?
Oh, this is.
Oh, this is a short video.
I asked for this.
Thank you.
No, this is the video of the stinky.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Joe Dodarius for five says, I'm glad I stayed for four hours of this TVD.
Happy to help.
I'm glad you enjoyed.
Sneeto for one says, the mean bastard guy follows Vito the Peto.
I did mention that on stream.
He does follow Vito the Peto.
He does have, he posted Vito on his timeline.
I don't know very funny.
Sneena Stanley for two says, the stream devolving into a six-hour long torture session for Andy PPP is honestly just great.
It is nice.
It's like the opposite of what happens when you invite people on who know anime and you don't and they want to talk about anime and like if the Fuda should have balls or not.
It's like the opposite of that.
It's like taking people who don't know anything about anime and just showing them like the worst, the worst of the worst.
Generic username and password for one says, genuine question, my cafe account randomly got true and honest one day and I have no idea what I did.
What causes you to be eligible for that?
That is a paid thing.
If you got it randomly, it means someone paid $20 and picked you out of a list of people to give it to.
Call Yante for $20 says, if Kiki Pyongyon is into scat, does that mean Ranbot has a chance?
I think that when these girls think about, if it's, I mean, if it's not just playing to her audience, if they actually think about pee-pee-poo-poo, they think about like hunky boys or something, or they think about some kind of scenario that's like they don't actually want to be like super mega raped on a bus is my suspicion.
That's like a fantasy to them.
Or like something genuinely wrong with them.
So that's why Gator was lamenting that he's the perfect dad bot that all these hoes should be craving, but they don't actually want him.
It's like that.
They don't actually want to play in Randbot shit.
And Snee no for one says, here's the story of Gator Clip to end the stream.
Okay, let's see what this is.
Then I'll get the archive of this up tomorrow because I'm tired.
Sorry, Kaden.
Here we go.
That's perfect.
Freeboard and everything.
Gator My arrival is fucking imminent!
Let's fucking go!
One of the best Ralph moments of all time.
I still to this day occasionally say, My arrival is fucking imminent.
It's like an end joke.
If I land at an airport, I'm texting somebody.
I'm like, my arrival is fucking imminent.
Let's fucking go.
Imminent Arrival Outro00:01:00
Should I do it?
I didn't do an intro song.
So should I do an outro song?
Do I have?
I said, I didn't play an intro song.
I'll play one second of an outro song.
Okay.
No hamsters for this though.
Here we go.
Let's get a good three seconds of this.
you ready okay that's enough That's your outro song.
You get a discount outro song?
All right.
See you guys on.
Oh, if you're listening to this, you're a true and honest mega fan.
You ready?
Kurt Metzger.
At 2 p.m. I have to update people and let them know.
2 p.m. on Monday on his channel.
I don't have a link for it yet, but I'll let everybody know.
So I'll see you on Monday if you want to be there.