Host critiques the "Stop Killing Games" petition, exposing Jason Hall's false claims about EU regulations and his subsequent harassment campaign against supporters. The episode details legal battles involving Russell Greer and Aaron Ricada, while condemning VTuber Saba for alleged "lollycon" grooming tactics. Amidst discussions on gambling addiction, immigration rulings, and the stripping of University of Pennsylvania records for a transgender student, the host argues that systemic failures in copyright enforcement and judicial processes often enable predatory behavior rather than stopping it. [Automatically generated summary]
Oh, say can you see by dawn's billy light what the twilight flash gleaming?
Did I already fuck up?
I think I already fucked up, chat.
We must, when our cause is just and this be honored in God, we shall take us as far as the
Hello, chat.
Okay, how's this?
This seems like it should be right.
I um, as is customary, as is tradition, not just on the July 4th, but every stream that I do I uh, I with my audio settings last second and I completely ruin everything.
So there's actually fireworks going off.
I most people decided to stay the entire day for festivities.
I left early because I have to drink on the internet, so that's what I'm doing, as I promise.
I have been sitting in my fridge in a brown paper bag for months, old bay vodka made in Maryland.
Um, I took a trip up to Maryland at some point and I acquired the old bay vodka that I have been um, so inclined to to drink for a while.
So um, I'm just so.
That's disgusting.
Look, I don't want to hear it.
That's not patriotic.
Okay.
It's not patriotic to disrespect Old Bay.
It's made by one of the finest Jews in American history.
Unironically, a Jewish immigrant to the United States, I think during the 30s, invented Old Bay.
So patronage, not just to the United States, but to the United States, which is always obligatory for any kind of patriotic occasion, chat.
So I don't know what this will taste like.
I assume like Old Bay, but alcoholic.
So I'm going to drink it.
Here's what I'm doing.
Okay.
In case you're curious.
I break my streams up into four segments plus an outro segment, which is just the outro music and usually the Reddit segment.
So for each segment, I'm taking a shot, chat.
A shot.
So here's a shot, as Review Bro would say, a shot of Old Bay flavored vodka going in.
Oh, man.
That is strong.
I expected Old Bay flavor.
It is like straight up drinking Old Bay.
Wow.
I'm instantly teleported to a Potomac River eatery.
And I've just, I've been, a plate of crab has been placed in front of me smelling of old bay.
And it's stimulating the appetite.
But damn, that is literally just straight up fucking old bay.
Okay.
No, I actually, I honestly, it is honestly just fucking old bay.
I was going to make a red, white, and blue shot, which is like you're supposed to get lemonade, the old bay, and then like this red shit, and then like this blue shit.
And you're supposed to pour it in real slow into like a double shot of vodka or to a double shot glass.
And I decided that I would get fucked up on that immediately.
I actually did that.
So I made a last second change of mind to not drink that because I feel like I would die.
In case you're wondering, I don't drink at all.
I don't ever drink very infrequently and very light.
Despite being a big chungus, I am a bit of a lightweight, I've been told, which is, I don't have any fucking problem with that.
Because you know what that means?
It means that I can drink a drink and I can feel a buzz and I can feel loosey-goosey and a little bit of a social butterfly and I don't get fucked up and I don't have to drink too much.
It means I'm cheap.
It means that it's cheap to enjoy alcohol, chat.
That's what that means.
A fifth of vodka can last a month.
And when I was in, when I was in Odessa, I swear to God, there was this really lovely local brand of Ukrainian vodka that you could get like a fifth of for like 15 herevna, which is like an absurdly low price.
And it was super smooth and it would last me all month.
So it's a good thing to be lightweight, yeah.
I do have a favorite beer.
I like Yingling.
It doesn't really count though.
Yingling doesn't really count.
Beer doesn't count as alcohol.
I think that it's not a cope.
I think it is safe to say that beer is not an alcoholic.
Okay.
All right.
So actually, in terms of quantity of topics for this stream, there's not that many, but there is long streams.
I've been informed by my legal counsel that drinking on air and drinking on the internet is a path to ruination.
So that's a just so you know, I was warned.
Laundering Money for Gamblers00:10:07
I was warned about this before I can even start talking.
Anyway, so the topics that I want to talk about are going to be quite long-winded, so I don't know.
The longer that I talk about each thing, the more time in between shots and the more time I have to recover.
If I just blow through everything, I guess I'm going to just die.
I promise, by the way, I was not joking.
I have set up my OBS to have its API web socket exposed.
And I have run a web server that interfaces with my OBS's API.
And my accountability buddies have been given direct access to my OBS web server, basically.
And so if I start to do anything unbecoming of myself, there is a way for them to kill my stream.
So if you get a kill screen midstream, just know that that was not me.
That was somebody else.
There was a literal kill stream switch on my OBS.
So let's begin.
Okay.
The Hampshire will be joining us throughout the entire stream in case you're wondering.
So don't start yelling at me when he's on after the news segment.
Okay, make him a little bit bigger.
Awesome.
Okay, so let's start with the general atmosphere of the U.S. politics at this current juncture.
No, shut up.
No one cares about your opinion.
You have no rights.
You're all illegal immigrants.
Now do what you're told and jump at this giant meat grinder.
That's, in case you're wondering, the specific clip that I've just played is actually doubly relevant to this stream because there is a topic coming up that this person's involved in.
And apparently, this is his humble origins.
He played Half-Life 2 at some point, and people loved his playthrough.
So he has gone on to do bigger and better things, as it turns out.
So, first off, the obvious talking point.
Trump has signed his big, beautiful bill, a sweeping legislation covering policy and the fiscal budget.
This, of course, was the bill of controversy that drove a wedge between Ellen Musk and Donald J. Trump.
Although they definitely totally made up for real and they weren't just saving face, Elon Musk is still basically threatening to make his own third party called the American Party to split the vote.
Every time that somebody has attempted to make a third party to try and break the current duopoly in American politics, it has ended disastrously.
There were two, it was Ross Perot and somebody else in like the early 1900s.
They got pissed off.
They made their third party.
And all it did was split the vote of one party to the detriment of both.
Basically, is how this works in the United States.
And I know that the United States gets a lot of shit for being a two-party system.
And to be honest, I don't like it either.
But the way that it works in practicality is that this is not really too different from the parliamentary system where you just have to form a government by making a majority because the governments are basically just the same as the Democrats and the Republicans, but split up eight different ways.
So the primary system in the United States is not too different from the parliamentary system.
The main difference is actually in the Democratic Party, ironically, because they have the superdelegates, which is basically just the party's ability to override the actual democratic process, which is a bit weird.
Anyways, that's completely off topic.
The big, beautiful bill was signed.
And there is one particular thing that stands out to me in this big, beautiful bill.
And it was that Ethan Oliver Ralph has once again taken home a massive W.
And everyone else must admit he was right.
They count as tax-free.
Everything you give me counts as tax-free.
God damn it.
Did you know that?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you, President Trump.
Ethan Ralph once declared on stream some time ago that tips were going to be tax-free.
And lo and behold, President Donald J. Trump and the Big Beautiful Bill have actually added tax deductions for tips and overtime to the tune of $25,000.
And there is a limit.
So it's $150,000 if you're an individual filer or $300,000 gross income for a married filer.
But you have a $25,000 deduction for tips, which arguably should cover streamers as well.
An anime avatar tried to tell me that her CPA informed her that super chats do not count under the wording of this legislation.
That's real interesting and all.
And I'm sure that the CPA has a reason to believe that.
However, I instinctively do not trust anime avatars.
So therefore, I'm filing all your super chats as tips and they are fucking tax-free.
That's right.
And you know what?
If the government has an issue with that, they can take it up with Grok.
I asked Grok first and Grok said it was totally legit.
So you know what?
I trust Grok more than I trust anime avatars and we're going to write that fucker off.
Okay.
There will be a Bossman segment in Zizran.
Don't you worry, brother.
Don't you worry.
However, speaking of, speak of the devil, and he shall appear.
People who's hurt worst by the Big Beautiful Bill, they've been warning us about the economic doom that this bill could bring.
As Ellen Musk said, it adds $2 trillion to the deficit.
I deal with meo, but it awards $150 billion to the best Jew who has ever fucking lived, Miller, the guy who's our deportations are.
And he's saying that we're going to deport all the Mexicans and we got the money to do it.
So you know what?
I don't give a fuck about $2 trillion.
I'd rather live in a bankrupt shithole.
I lived in a bankrupt shithole.
I lived in Ukraine.
It was bankrupt and it was kind of fucking shitty.
I'm going to be real with you.
Everything was dilapidated.
But you know what?
It was white and they swept it up.
I went outside every morning.
I went outside and I saw the babushkas taking care of their little storefronts, sweeping up the leaves.
Everything was spotless.
Yeah, the concrete showed holes.
There was like metal rebar sticking out in some places.
But you know what?
With the zero resources they had, they kept that shit spotless.
I'd rather fucking live in a country like that than in the United States and the Mi'kmash and that's all shiny and new but actually rotting and decayed and culturally vacuous.
So, but the person who suffers the most are the gamblers.
As Newsweek says, Trump's big beautiful bill could kill professional gambling.
It means that what it has done is it has previously under IRS rules, if you are a gambler and you go to a casino and you play poker and you wager over the lifetime of your betting a million dollars and you take home a million dollars and $50,000 with $50,000 winnings, what you would say is that I made $50,000.
The Big Beautiful Bill reduces gambling losses as a debt seduction from 100% to 90%, which means that if you wager a million dollars and you get a million dollars and $50,000, you actually have, as far as the IRS is concerned, won $150,000, which means you have to pay taxes on $150,000 as opposed to $50,000, which plainly makes more sense.
But for whatever reason, they want to tax professional gamblers.
Now, I want you to imagine this.
Imagine that you are a gambling addict with a crippling gambling addiction and you have actually wagered $3 billion.
Somehow you have wagered the GDP of small nations on stake.us alone and you have won zero dollars.
Now, rationally, you would look at this situation as many rational people did, as opposed to the fucking ratatouille rats who really thought that the IRS was going to break down somebody's door over something like this because it doesn't make any fucking sense.
Rationally, we think that this person owes $0 in taxes because they made zero.
Unfortunately, it may be the case.
Now, I don't know for sure.
I'm not a CPA, but it may be the case where someone in that situation would have to declare $350 million as earned income because that's 10% of $3.4 billion, Chad.
In which case, you would owe tens of millions of dollars in taxes for personal gains on money that you never will have ever.
So this is what it sounds like to me.
This is what this sounds like to me because this is very weird as far as the policy change.
And it could have rippling effects to beloved members of our ecosystem, Chad, of our society.
We will find out if the IRS attempts to collect $100 million of income tax from somebody who smokes crystal map, chat.
I wonder if the IRS, dude, that's how you're going to launder money.
They're going to make the IRS go after gamblers to try and collect $100 million off wagered gambling that they just don't fucking have.
And then the IRS is going to be so busy going after crackheads in Virginia that actual businesses are just going to pretend that they're just gamblers to reduce their tax burden.
They're going to launder the money.
And they're going to get away with it.
IRS Chasing Crackheads in Virginia00:10:00
Okay.
So that's that.
Now, this is a funny, funny ruling from, I believe the Supreme Court came down and voided an injunction that was placed against the Trump administration because what Trump had, what Trump happened upon was an impasse where let's say that you have an immigrant from a really, really, really shitty country.
And there's really no shittier countries on earth than Dijibudi.
Dijibudi is a absolutely totalitarian, authoritative African.
So not just like a Kim Jong-un, North Korea type country, but African.
Imagine African North Korea.
Are you sweating?
Or do you have bolts of sweat emanating from your head at this moment?
Because that is a real place on earth.
It's called Dijibudi.
Okay.
My thing is how you pronounce that at least.
Anyway, so this country is obviously the worst fucking place you could ever live on planet Earth.
And like it would be better to shit and eat with the penguins in Antarctica than to live in this godforsaken hellhole.
But by the way, we don't give Dijibudi as much trouble as we did North Korea because number one, they don't have nukes, but number two, they actually let like every country on earth have a military base because it allows them to protect the Strait of Yemen, which is how you get to the Mediterranean.
You have to pass this country.
So like every major country on earth has a military base they rent from Dijibudi.
And we just don't, we just pretend it doesn't exist because they're useful to us as opposed to Kim Jong-un.
And then in the country, they have like an absolute hell on earth totalitarian dictatorship with like closed internet access, shoot on site border guards.
We just pretend.
We don't even talk about it because it's like, look, they give us access to the Strait of Yemen.
So that's all that matters.
Anyways, this country, hell, right?
Established hell on earth.
They people, surprisingly, don't want to live there.
So they might swim or they might hide in a concrete box or they might crawl through a sewer into another country.
And then somehow, some way, they end up in foreign countries like the United States, but also other places like Germany.
Now, Europe, which we will sing the praises of Europe eventually, but Europe has this thing where they have these extensive protections for something they call human rights.
I call them human wrongs.
In particular, they have a human wrong to never be deported to their shithole if their shithole is so shitty that it poses a threat to their safety.
For instance, let's say that you are North Korean or from Dijabuda.
I guess is what some people are saying.
It's Dijabuda.
You would say, we can't deport you back to that country because you're an escapee and just escaping the country is a death penalty.
So if we send you back, you would most assuredly die.
And there's not really a true distinction between them killing you and us sending you back to die.
And because we can't kill you, we can't deport you.
That's the situation that European countries find themselves in.
And so they have to literally bribe countries.
They're trying to negotiate countries to just accept a cash settlement to accept somebody back into their country so that they are not killed upon return, which is a financial incentive, by the way, to continue sending economic migrants to your country.
Because not only will they send remittances back to their family, but if they get deported, you actually get cash for taking them back.
So you can just keep doing this over and over again.
Anyways, that's what the Europeans are doing.
Trump, Trumpo has a different perspective on this.
Okay.
He says like, okay, look, how about this?
We won't send these people back to their shithole countries where they're most assuredly going to die.
We can't send this guy back to Vietnam.
We can't send him back to Syria because he's gay.
We can't send him back to Dijabuda because he's an escapee.
Here's an idea.
Let's send them to South Sudan and we'll just give South Sudan money for taking them, even though they're not nationals.
South Sudan needs money.
We need to get rid of them and we can't have them die when they return back to our home.
It's win-win.
Then some liberal cocksucker says, wait a second, buddy.
You can't just take Mexicans and put them in South Sudan.
That's ridiculous.
What the fuck are you doing?
And then the Supreme Court of the United States, God bless it, the greatest country that Earth has ever seen, says, yes, actually they can.
If they can't send them back to their country, then they can send them to South Sudan.
So let this be a lesson to all of you.
All of you illegal aliens who think, oh, I can't be sent back to my shithole country because it's so shitty.
Guess what?
We got South Sudan.
They need some money.
We got some money.
They need some people.
We got some people.
We're going to make a deal.
It's called The Art of the Deal.
The president of the United States wrote a book called The Art of the Deal, and that's the deal that we're making.
Okay.
You don't have it.
Look, it's as they said.
Simisonic sang this song in the 90s, one of the best 90s songs of all time.
It's closing time.
You don't got to go home, but you can't stay here, chat.
You got to get the fuck out.
Pick where the fuck you're going, but it ain't going to be here.
You're not going back to Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.
You're going to South Sudan.
All right.
Thank you, Trump.
What's next?
There was a shooting.
Now, I only bring this up.
It's not a very funny topic.
This kid, I'll just show his face because I don't know what the fuck to even call him.
He's either Mexican or like Indian or like some kind of half native.
I honestly don't know what the fuck he is.
You can place your own personal wager on what ethnicity he is.
He does look very indigenous to me, but at the same time, Mexicans are all like Aztec shit.
So it's or Incan.
So it's like, you know, Mexicans look pretty fucking indigenous sometimes if you see a real brown one.
So I don't know what the fuck this kid is, but he had some kind of major malfunction.
And He was living in northern Idaho, which to me lends credence to him being indigenous because they have like the Blackfoot tribe up in Montana.
That's not too close to Idaho, but it's kind of nearby, I guess.
He was in Cordelaine, Cordelaine, which is a town that I know from Trucking Simulator, and it's a place very near the Canadian border.
It's in the very tippy-tippy top of Idaho in that weird little panhandle between Montana and Washington.
And he tricked firefighters into responding to a wildfire that he had set.
And then he killed firefighters.
And I don't mean the moral fag, but honestly, I think killing firefighters is like one of the most fucked up things you can do.
You can't, how can you possibly have a vendetta against firefighters?
They're like, they're just adrenaline junkies who funnel that into something productive.
You know what I mean?
Like, what a fucked-up thing to do.
I can't imagine.
Like, what kind of person honestly wants to kill firefighters?
It's, I don't know, it makes me sad.
It honestly does.
Like, what if I like this fucking Mutt killed some of the honestly some of the best people that we have in the whole country?
So, what a piece of shit.
Thankfully, he's dead.
He was shot and killed.
And what's, I mean, I would say weird or funny, but that's not really appropriate.
The chief of police basically came out and said, look, if you see this guy, fucking shoot him.
All the cops have been told, just fucking shoot him.
And then the cops rolled up on him and they fucking shot him.
And now he's dead.
And you know what?
That means that the taxpayers are saved hundreds of thousands of dollars.
So job well done.
We love our cops.
We love our law enforcement.
We love cheap, cheap lead, chat.
We love it.
We love cheap lead.
Next, Leah Thomas, the tranny, the tranny whose famous picture of him standing in first place next to two dainty women basically was one of the first dominoes that fell that made Normies realize, wait a second, this tranny shit's real fucked up and we don't like it anymore.
Leah Thomas, to kind of close the circle on this, has been stripped of his Women's League high scores.
So he basically set the records for all the women's competition times and so on for the University of Pennsylvania.
And they've stripped him of all of those.
So really, we've just squared the circle.
Okay.
We said, look, we're done with this shit.
We're electing Trump.
We're getting rid of genital mutilation surgeries for little kids.
And we're also going to pretend that you never even existed.
That's what we did.
We sorted this whole thing out.
It's quite, you know, I just love it.
It's the Gordian knot.
It's that was what do we do?
Some people, they hit you with these complex philosophical questions about the treaties of life and so on.
Like, is there really a difference between a man and a woman?
Because we're all female in utterow, and it is our experiences, our lived experiences, and how society perceives us that makes us what we are.
Are you truly so different from a woman that you could not imagine your own life as a woman?
Meanwhile, us over here, bam, Gordian knot cut.
Just cut in half.
Yeah, that sounds fucking gay and retarded, and we're not playing pretend no more.
But don't you feel for him?
He suffers because of his condition.
Yeah, suffer, tranny.
Suffer.
Bam, Gordian knot.
Actually, my response to your well-articulated concerns notice regarding the feelings of other people, we're disregarding that.
We don't care anymore.
Your feelings actually don't fucking matter.
And you know what?
It doesn't even matter.
It's not even that facts don't care about your feelings.
I personally don't give a shit.
I personally could not fucking care less about your feelings.
Bam.
Cut.
Gordian not.
That's how we do it now.
Copyright Liberation via Greer v Moon00:05:11
We're solving these problems.
And then a little update in the Greer v. Moon case.
I should mention this because there's a follow-up to this.
UCIPS is now accepting membership payments.
The shopping page is not quite up to my standard yet.
I would like to fix it over the weekend so I could actually properly announce it.
But if you are a adventurous type, somewhere on the Kiwi Farms, there's actually a link to the USIPS page where you can start paying for memberships.
I have it limited to 100 because of the payment processor limitations.
They warned us not to go over a certain threshold.
So there's a stock of like 100 memberships and each month I'll add another 100.
And that way we won't have any issues with too many people joining and it's freaking the payment processor out.
So if you want to be one of the first 100 people to be a UCIPS annual member, you can find it.
It's $35.
It's on the site somewhere.
And then I'll get it set up properly before next month so that people have a better shopping experience.
But it's out there.
Now, I say that because I'm expecting to make $5,000 to $10,000 for the first two months if we sell all those membership slots.
We need that because Hardin wants to do something and I support his adventures.
That money is not for him mostly.
It's for a printing press.
There is one printing press in the entire country that can do what we want to do.
And what we want to do is file an amicus brief with the Supreme Court of the United States of America.
They charge out the fucking ass because what they do is they take your filings and they actually go through and they tidy up all the language.
They tidy up all the grammar.
They tidy up everything.
They get it set to the Supreme Court of the United States has an extremely strict rule regarding how a document is formatted.
And if it's not formatted right, even a little, it's like the most strictly grade school teacher you've ever seen when it comes to grammar and like MLA format.
It's like that.
If you fuck up, they just chuck that shit in the bin.
They don't even look at it.
So you basically are required to pay for this service and they charge a lot of money for their formatting and assistance and citations and so on.
So the amicus brief we want to follow is in regards to Greer v. Moon.
Again, now we already filed a writ of sorority to the Supreme Court of the United States asking for review and that was not granted, even though it looks like it might have been granted because we got skipped over one time.
And every time it gets skipped over, the odds of you getting granted writ go up.
However, this is a citation for Cox v. Sony, which is in regards to Sony suing Cox Communications and ISP in the United States.
Sony is saying that Cox is contributing to copyright infringement by not blocking IP addresses on their network that are known to be torrenting IP as an intellectual property, not IP addresses.
Saying that they have to actually start proactively blocking torrenting users to help them enforce their copyright.
And this was, I believe, granted in the lower court.
So now it has been escalated to the higher court where both sides have cited Greer v. Moon as a supporting recent 10th Circuit appeals determination in regards to copyright.
And the reason why both of them cite it is because the 10th Circuit's determination in Greer v. Moon is so sloppy, so shitty, so unsubstantiated, so flying in the face of Supreme Court precedented, and so unbelievably confusing and retarded that both sides can reasonably look at it and say, yeah, this supports my argument.
So they're both saying that this ruling says something about this copyright case because it's so absurd.
So we want to file and say like, look, the 10th circuit really fucked up.
And if that happens and the Supreme Court actually answers and says that, yeah, this is a really terrible decision, that could just vacate the case that we have in Utah anyways, which would be the coolest way, not even the funniest way, but the absolute coolest way for the lawsuit with Greer that's been going for five fucking years to end.
That would be awesome.
So we'll see.
I think it's worth the money because the whole point of 501c4 is to enact social change.
And I believe that this is a great way to pursue copyright liberation, chat.
And I can think of no greater company to say fuck YouTube than Sony, trying to force ISPs to do their bidding.
And they keep doing this.
They keep saying, hey, streaming site, hey, video site, you have to proactively scan all of your internet content and try to compare it against our huge repositories of music that we hold perpetual license over.
And if you see any of our content, even for one second, we own 100% of that video and 100% of the monetization rights of that video.
And you have to fucking pay us.
And it's so absurd and it is so stifling and so poisonous to creativity and speech that it's unbelievable that it's been going on for as long as it has.
Sony vs YouTube Streaming Sites00:09:34
And it's time to fucking die.
It's time for this bullshit to fucking die forever.
Okay.
That would be the news segment.
Now we're in the Troon segment, chat.
The Troon segment.
A message was put out by a lost young youth, Aya, Sweet Lotus Fish, says, Bridges really do make for pretty views.
I'm really sawy.
Now, Aya is a 16-year-old trans lesbian.
And after this message was put out, Stone Toss heroically came to the rescue and said, look, if you do it, I'll make a comic about it.
And you'll look really silly.
This heroic intervention on behalf of Stone Toss likely saved this young trans youth's a life.
And after the, I don't even know how the fuck you would pronounce this.
Patch Dutchess County scanner feed says city of Pokeepsee.
Pokeepsee said that there was a report about the Hudson.
There's a 16-year-old Troon.
By the way, they said respond to a scene in a 16-year-old who had climbed over the railing of the bridge.
Officers initiated dialogue and hostage negotiation team response.
Patrol officers transitioned the negotiation to HT members.
After developing a report, negotiators were able to convince the juvenile to climb back over a rail to safely.
He was transported after attempting to commit SEPAKU and having the hostage team come out.
He was then dead named by the city of Poughkeepsie.
Oh boy, he's going right back on that bridge.
But I think, chat, we should do a proper cheers to our heroic law enforcement and EMT and hostage negotiation staff who saved this young 16-year-old boy from the clutches of a permanent transition into hell, chat.
All right.
Let's get some spicy spice.
In the Publix at the seafood counter, I am picking up my shrimp.
I got some shrimp and I told him, make sure that you put that extra old bay on that.
And the Publix guy is handing me my bag of shrimp right now.
That's where I'm at.
Mentally, I am not here.
I'm at Publix getting some shrimp.
And a little update on Chantal.
There's not really any pictures to go along with this, but as I mentioned last stream, Chantal had been living in Kuwait City, Kuwait, for quite a while.
She was living there with her husband, Salah, who is a Pokemon and also poo-poo-pee-pee fetishist.
While living in Kuwait City, she had frequently made nighttime trips out and had streamed herself rolling and trolling, as they say, around the coast through various shopping malls, which seems to be the only fucking thing they do in the Middle East is go shopping and interacting with stray animals.
Kuwait and a lot of other countries, especially poor countries, they don't really have the animal welfare services that the United States has.
So it's very common to see stray animals, stray cats, stray dogs.
That's just, you know, they don't have the means to really control the populations.
Money has to go to other shit that takes care of people first.
So that's very common.
It's very sad, but it's very common.
If you travel to third and second world countries, you will see stray animals all over the place.
It's just how it is.
But Chantal had the bright idea that she would save one of these kittens.
And if I remember correctly, she saved one of the kittens that was still a suckling kitten and she took it away from the mother.
Now, not only was this a bad look optically for Chantal, and not only did it anger a local charitable organization that keeps control over the animals, it's actually against the law.
Because Kuwait has such an issue with stray animals, they actually very tightly regulate how you can get an animal.
And as it turns out, you cannot simply abduct a kitten off the street.
That's against their policies to help reduce the stray population.
So the animal rights organization filed a complaint with the prosecutor for the city asking that they press charges against her formally.
And apparently it was very serious charges that could have multiple years in jail.
So they did what anybody would do and they fled.
Salah, despite living in Kuwait for most of his life, was under an Arab work program because as I mentioned before, these Arab states that have lots of oil money, they basically let a lot of people into the country, but never ever give them citizenship.
And I think it's the UAE that has more non-resident immigrants living in the country than actual citizens.
So they basically have a perpetual rotating slave workforce, mostly Indians with passports confiscated, that manage the city so that the actual Kuwaitis can be really, really fat off petrodollar money and they don't have to do anything.
They're basically true, true kings, the true sultans of the, if you really think about it.
So she fled, but where is she going to go?
Now, I pulled up a map of places that both a Syrian passport and a Canadian passport could easily travel to.
We went over to Dominica.
We looked at Malay.
I think I decided that Malaysia was probably their best bet.
Because obviously she's not going to go to Syria chat.
That's ridiculous.
She went to Syria.
She flew to get to Syria, she had to fly from Kuwait to Istanbul to Beirut because there's a lyric in a K-flay song that goes like Birpong's how I know the capital of Lebanon.
And that lyric has always allowed me to remember that the capital of Lebanon is Beirut.
So Beirut and then in Beirut, because absolutely no commercial airliners actually fly to Damascus.
She had to take a taxi across the border from Beirut to the capital of Syria, which is under the new regime.
And she's experienced life in a true third world country, not just a not just like a poor country, like an actual genuinely war-torn, destitute country.
So the luxuries of being in Damascus go like this.
A, she has absolutely no access to global financial services.
So to get money, she has to go to Lebanon, go to an ATM, withdraw money from the ATM, drive back into Syria, go to a currency exchange, exchange the United States dollars that are Lebanese, probably US dollars, to be quite honest with you.
She probably Western unions herself the money.
Then take the US dollars, go to the exchange, and then get Syrian dollars, which is so inflated that you basically, she said to even order, buy like a bag of chips.
Like she showed $30 on stream, and it was like an actual brick of cash.
So to buy a bag of chips, you have to give them tens of thousands of Syrian dollars.
And then they have like an automated counting thing to count the brick of cash because it's just such an absurd amount of paper that you need digital assistance to ring up a bag of chips.
She explains that in the country, there are no foreign franchises.
So there's no fast food that you would know of.
I'm sure there's burger places, but there's no McDonald's.
There's no Burger King.
There's no Chickaflika.
There's nothing like that.
In Kuwait City, she had access to effectively everything that she was familiar with already.
It was a very westernized country, not in Syria.
So she's going to have to live without all her creature comforts that she would crawl out of bed for in the middle of the night and go pick up.
They simply didn't exist in Syria.
And to top it all off, you're in one of the hottest countries in the world, and the power is rationed because they're still fixing the infrastructure from the civil war.
So power is rationed to one hour out of every five for residential buildings like the one that she lives in.
So the AC is only able to run a fifth of the time that she's awake.
And the rest of the time, she has to just deal with the insufferable, crushing heat of the Syrian desert.
Chad.
So she said that she wants to stay there.
She'll probably last a month.
A lot of people are saying that she'll only last a couple of days.
Chantal is somebody who is very adventurous.
She's very willing to try new things and go out and do stuff.
And if she says she's going to do something, you know, barring certain retarded things like going to Mount Everest, she'll go out and do it.
If it's just driving to a different country, she'll go out and do it, even if it seems like a really bad idea.
What Chantal lacks personality-wise is follow-through.
She'll start something and then give up very quickly.
She doesn't have the willpower to actually commit.
So she's in Syria.
She's showing the haters she can be in Syria.
But after a while, after the novelty of epically owning the haters wears off, she'll probably leave.
And then I imagine that she'll end up either in Dominica or Malaysia, just like I said.
So we'll see.
I imagine once they hear that Malaysia is just open and she can just go there and it's Muslim and shit and they have AC and electricity, I feel like it'll be a non-issue.
I think they'll get over that pretty fast.
But she said that it's nice to see his family.
Malaysia Travel Plans and Romance00:15:45
Sure.
That's nice.
I mean, that's pretty fucking romantic, chat.
That's pretty fucking romantic.
Imagine if you're Syrian and your son runs off to marry a Western woman.
She converts to Islam and then goes to Syria to see you during the middle of a civil war.
For some reason, hamsters, they love, they're Syrian.
Now, you have to be really careful when talking to a hamster about the politics of Syria.
You never know if they're going to be an Assad type or the Yazidis, hamsters.
You got to be careful.
They take that shit really seriously.
Just don't talk about that in the presence of a hamster chat.
A Jerusalem hamster.
That's right, man.
You got it.
You don't, you have no idea.
You can't tell just by looking at them, okay?
So, you just got to shut the fuck up about Syria around hamstrings.
Um, next, so this is the complicated topic, chat.
This is this is the frustrating one.
Actually, I need to prepare mentally for this.
Give me a second, okay, chat.
I'm back and I'm mentally prepared.
Our next topic is about the debut of the Vtuber Saba.
Let's begin.
So, here's the situation.
Okay.
The um the Vtuber known as Gar Gura is uh part of the company Hollow Live.
And a while back, they had a falling out.
Uh, Gar is the most popular English-speaking VTuber, and she's the third highest income earner of any English-speaking VTuber.
Um, she has made over 1.2 million dollars in super chats from her dedicated simps.
She's one of the OGs, and she had a lolly shark avatar.
Now, she has re-debuted as an independent called Saba, and I took issue with it.
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask, chat?
That's right, me, the moral fact.
So, I wanted to show you.
I want to show you this muted.
I just want to show you from a technical perspective.
Look at this avatar, just look at it from a technical perspective.
Do you know how these frames, every frame that you're seeing here is rigged and animated by hand?
There was a team of Malaysians that worked thousands of man hours to provide a 60 frame per second, perfectly articulated, honestly, a technical fucking marvel of animation and art in service of making a little girl so that a bunch of pedophiles can spam uh-oh emojis at her in YouTube chat and give her millions of dollars because they love seeing little girls dance.
Um and.
sing for their amusement.
Now, I made a zeit about this, and I looked at this.
This is the thing, by the way.
Um, let me try to find the actual here.
We go.
You might notice that her uh stomach is visible in this, but I saw this.
I saw this look like the uh-oh, you know, the crying thing, uh-oh, child tummy erotic thing.
And I said that the performer Garguro, the third highest-ranking English.
I went off by super chat income, but apparently, she was actually more popular than the other two that made more money than her.
Has debuted her new indie character, Saba.
This is the design.
The art on the left is the official art she used to promote her stream, featuring a crab doing the uh-oh, child tummy erotic meme with the tummy exposed.
And then, here's the actual avatar.
Now, watch this.
I'm muted.
Actually, listen to the voice for five seconds.
Tell me, oh, tell me on day one.
Now, watch the watch the reactions for the uh-oh emojis as they come in, chat.
As they come in, so she just to reiterate, and I'll mute it for you.
She has a way to undress her character to show the G, like the thong straps of her bikini and also the tummy.
So, it's not just a bikini model, it's a bikini model that she can strip for her audience to reveal.
Isn't that fascinating?
Now, my tweet caused some controversy, believe it or not.
Hundreds of people responded to me.
Literally, hundreds of people responded to me.
Many of them were coordinated.
Many of them were saying things that I knew had to come from a coordinated place because they were outright wrong in a way that wouldn't manifest unless they were talking to each other.
In particular, I remember when the Gator Gaymore accused me of mocking the death of fellow Lolly V tuber Shondo's mother dying.
And I remember this very clearly because I did no such thing.
Now, to be clear, as I said before, if I wanted to make fun of somebody's dead mom, I would do so.
No holds barred.
I don't give a fuck.
If I felt it necessary or relevant or interesting or funny or justified in any way, shape or form to me and me alone, I would do it.
But I didn't because I didn't have anything to say.
And I felt like the most respectful way to handle somebody's mom being dead is just to not mention it because she doesn't want my fucking condolences.
You know what I mean?
I'm calling her a pedophile.
I don't think she wants me to say I'm very sorry for you in between taking shots at her.
So I just didn't say anything.
But I saw many people this time around saying that, aren't you the guy that mocked Shondo's mother?
And it's like, the only person I ever heard say that was Gator.
So I know.
I know, because it's not when kids cheat on a test, you don't know they're cheating because they get all the answers right.
You know they're cheating because they copy the wrong answers.
And I know that Gator is out there seething about me in perpetuity and little Discord servers called Cunny where he shares tummy pictures of anime children with his pedophile friends.
And he tells them that Josh guy, he mocked Shondo's mother.
And I know he's doing this because number one, he's actively talking about this on Twitter.
But number two, there is no way that this lie would just like fabricate itself from nowhere in the minds of a dozen people at once or dozens of people at once.
It means he's out there doing this, which I just find fascinating.
The other person who took shots at me was a guy called the Almighty Lolly.
Now, I've been told by people in chat and in comments of my videos, Josh, that's just his name.
He's not actually a Lollycon.
Oh, he got very offended when I said that Lollycons were pedophiles.
And he decided to tell people that I've groomed two minors.
All the Blockland forum drama from 17 fucking years ago has come back in force because now I'm the real pedophile and I've been grooming infinite children.
Never mind the fact that the child I groomed was less than two years younger than me.
I'm a child groomer, apparently.
Now I've gone through all of this and I don't have, I have nothing to say like in terms of apologizing.
I don't give a fuck to elaborate.
It's not like I can take these people who are jerking off to anime kids as adult men in their 30s and 40s and 50s and just be like, no, you don't understand.
You got this off Encyclopedia Dramatica.
So it's all bullshit.
Like you can't do that.
The doctor go, oh, fuck.
I guess you have a point then.
You know, it's just flinging shit.
So that is what I've been looking at.
And as I said, this has been going on for 17 fucking years now.
So you're not going to hurt my feelings.
I don't care.
This is, oh, this guy drew a little doodle for me.
It's like, dude, calm down.
It's just a drawing.
And then we have a little baby, a little baby that is beating off to.
This has basically been the last week.
Now, I have more to say about this.
Now, someone took me saying, like, look, Josh, I know that the guy with the lightsaber looks like the uh-oh tummy crying emoji, but you're wrong.
This is actually a reference to another trope where the stone cold killer, the most hard ass character in the entire anime, will watch an idol performance of a little girl dancing and break into tears at how beautiful and cute it is.
So that's just a reference to the idle industry trope anime stuff.
That's not a reference to the uh-oh crying tummy emoji stuff.
Okay, I can admit I'm wrong.
I see the reference.
The glow sticks make that true.
I believe that's true.
You know what's not my schizophrenia, though?
And I actually, when I saw this, I thought that's schizophrenic.
If I say this on live stream, I would look like a fucking deranged lunatic.
She has made her audience anthropomorphize into her streams as crabs.
And this is going to make me sound like a fucking lunatic.
But I know that this is true because I've read the VTuber thread about her and they agree.
So this is not me saying this disparagingly.
This is me agreeing with them and I can prove it.
The word crab in Japanese is K-A-N-I.
Kani.
So her audience is the Kani crew.
She deliberately made her audience into crabs so she could call them the Kani crew.
Now, me saying that sounds fucking insane.
Josh, you've completely lost it.
This man is drunk.
Kill the stream.
He's lost his fucking mind.
He believes that the crabs are coded pedophile references.
I present to you Exhibit A. Connie, Connie, Connie, Connie. Connie, Connie, Connie, Connie.
Connie, Connie, Connie, Connie.
Oh, Josh, this is just a Phase Connect of YouTuber singing about crabs.
You're skit- Read the comments.
Damn, I love Connie so much, I could cry.
Uh-oh, crab emojis.
She knew exactly what she was doing with this.
Lindsay von Stita.
Voss.
Voss did she know she was doing.
Deep and thoughtful lyrics, crying emojis.
This is so beautiful.
I think I'm going to cry crying emojis.
I'm 100% certain someone's going to take this audio and turn it into nothing but crying plus squiggly vein emoji edits.
Why would they do that?
What is it about the crab that is so particular and strange, chat?
Could it be that I'm not schizophrenic and that they find this very funny?
By the way, they love to gaslight you.
They love to gaslight you and tell you it's just a crab.
It's just a crap.
It's just a crying emoji.
You don't understand, bro.
You're like extreme.
You're like going on this weird.
I don't know why you know so much about like pedophile culture on the internet, bro, but like, I don't know what you're looking at, bro.
But this is just like they're crying because it's like a trope about like idols.
And it's like they're crying because it's like really cute, bro.
They will say that shit straight face to you to try and make you feel like you've losing your fucking mind.
But I know.
I know what you.
And you're not going to bully me into going away.
I'm going to let people look up whatever phone books they want.
I'm going to point out what I see as I see it every day forever.
And you can cry about it.
And you can say I bullied Shalino's mother to death.
I pushed her into an early fucking grave.
That I'm the most evil pedophile groomer that's ever lived.
You try to scare me off.
I'm not going away.
I know.
I know what this is.
You think it's really funny?
You think it's really funny to put crabs in your names and call yourself the Connie Crusader because you're just telling people that you're sexually attracted to kids and there's nothing they can do to you.
They can't kill you.
So it's really funny to you.
But I know what you are.
There's more to this, by the way.
Here's an example of a reply that I got.
This was brought to my attention.
Let me just read it.
So Mimi says, I am so in love with the design of Same Koseba.
I didn't even think it could be lowly.
I just think it's so cute.
And Saba is so damn happy now.
And you can tell she finally feels free.
Smug lollycon picture.
Yonichi says, Alzo, is find it est nish lim.
The way he says in this to convert this to American is, though I do not find it disagreeable or bad, this is most definitely a lollycon avatar, and you are jerking off to lollycon, my good sir.
To which Mimi replies and says, and by the way, he also explicitly says, if I can find the bit, Zander di Tat Sasa das ein nisch gegen die sexualierong des designs hot.
So he says, I am not against nisht geegen, the sexualization of that design or of the design in the stream.
So he's not, he's, he says it is a lolly, it is sexualized, but whatever.
I'm okay with that.
Mimi replies also in German, and he says that he mit becomes, it's not her fault.
He says, it's Zelts Naka, nish mitbikomen.
It's not her fault because she would be sexualized anyways.
So if you take the lolly character and you put it on the stream, all the lollycons that are watching would be making porn of it anyways.
So it was going to happen regardless.
She might as well do it herself.
She might as well encourage it and make money.
That's what they're literally fucking saying.
So then a guy replies in English, and this guy tagged me, which is how I saw this chain.
You can thank him, by the way, if you're one of these two people and you're upset that I'm reading this on stream.
The Dijin user, that's his actual fucking name with the fish.
So that's he's showing that he's a Saba fan.
So he's a Saba fan.
He's a fan of her.
Says she does sexualize herself and she is a Lollycon.
The official fan name that was chosen by her and her community is the Kaniki, which is a wordplay of Aniki older brother and Kani crab.
But the word Kani is another play on the word Kani, which has a very not safer work meaning.
So clear as fucking crystal from the mouth of the DJ user himself, explaining that this is not schizophrenia.
Yes, it is two references deep, but they know exactly what the fuck they're doing.
So don't even try this shit.
He continues and says, I mean, look, there's compilations of her being a lollycon in her past life, which is her previous characters, and they were all lollies in case you're wondering, where she even tried to hold back being Corpo.
Gar Gura being a Lollycon compilation, long version.
So let's not get the short version.
Let's get the long version.
And then the Dijin user quotes my message saying, I mean, she did the meme with the erotic tummy crying.
This guy, by the way, I checked his profile just to make absolutely certain for real that he was a real fan of Saba and he wasn't just trying to be like poisoning the well to make him look bad.
He posted this.
Not going to lie, I know nobody will see this.
Hololive VTuber Controversies Exposed00:09:01
But that shit just gave me a boost in my will to live.
Like, I'm gonna work on my stuff, crying emoji, working on getting my own apartment and job.
Wish me luck, gang.
This guy Was literally on the precipice of committing suicide.
And as yet another affront to all mankind, the Lollycon performer that puppeteers, the character Saba, inspired him to continue living so he can be a Kaniki KANI crew and masturbate to Lollycon.
That's keeping him alive, and if she had not done this, he might be dead and we might be better off for it.
Chat, that's what we're see.
You think maybe there's.
It's just a drawing, bro.
What's the harm?
It's keeping this guy alive.
Do you understand?
There is a real material damage here that we didn't need.
We didn't have to have this and, by the way, he deleted all these tweets.
I don't know what happened because I didn't talk about this, I didn't reply to him, I didn't I I screen capped it and I sent it to myself on signal.
So I don't know what happened.
It's like the perk in, Uh, Dead by daylight, when the um, when the killer is looking at you and you get like a little sound effect to let you know that he's staring at you.
It's like that he had that perk and he knows that the killer is staring at him and he just felt he got that spine chill.
He's like oh, I better delete all this sorry data.
Sorry the Degen user, Saba fan.
I capped it all.
I just had a feeling this is exactly what I need to prove my points uh meticulously um and, by the way, the the main thing.
Okay like look, you can break down their arguments.
A, if you say anything about Lolly, if you look at at Saba's character and you think that this is a sexualized little girl, you're the real pedophile.
I just see a cute girl.
She's not sexualized at all.
If you think that's sexual, you're the pedophile.
Because you look at children, you think they're.
That's what they say.
That's gaslight number one.
Uh, gaslight number two.
Um as, just to laugh at you and say that it's normal.
I got the argument by the way of some guys saying that um, little girl features are all.
This is a.
This is a direct one-to-one uh line from pedophiles.
Pedophiles will try to tell you that being attracted to very, very young girls is an inherent male attribute, biologically encoded into you, to try to fuck as young as possible.
So therefore, lowly is the default state and uh, you're coping and you're a roasty feminist if you disagree with that.
That's the actual thing they say and that's an actual thing that actual pedophiles who masturbate to child pornography say.
And they share the exact, exact same line of thought.
The other one is that it hurts nobody.
You can't tell um the difference between fiction and reality, but it hurts nobody, and i'd like to prove to you that it does hurt people.
This is an article from Redux.
This is a tranny.
This tranny's now in jail because uh, he's a pedophile that was collecting pictures of babies being raped.
And when they scanned through his computer and they uh listed what they found on his computer in the indictment uh, they listed the fact that he was also a collector of Lollicon, which was not a part of the charges, but it was a part of, um the evidence that was found.
So this guy, this tranny, had been groomed, or groomed himself even, probably into being attracted to actual babies being hurt through what he was chronically masturbating to.
Um, I posted And this is a different one, before I get off on that tangent.
This is Gao.
Gao is an artist that has done several Hololive characters, but he did the most prominently, he was the artist for Aqua's character.
And she's another really big one.
She's like the 45th highest super chat earner in the entire world, sorted by amount, like total lifetime earnings.
So she's one of the really, really big ones.
I think she's a part of Hololive.
And he was recently accused of having sex with girls between the ages of like 13 and 17.
And his reaction as a 40-year-old man, by the way, is a 40-plus-year-old Japanese man.
And his reaction to being accused of having sex with a 13-year-old girl was to get onto like a Japanese drama, like it was like a VTuber news live stream.
Like it was like Japanese flamenco is the best way to describe it.
And they're like, Koenichiwa, did you marrest to a 14-year-old girl, Dasu?
And he was like, I did, actually.
I didn't molest a 13-year-old girl.
He just admits it.
It's like a Japanese honesty problem.
Did you do this?
Yeah, so Shane Perry Despray.
I didn't marrest a 13-year-old girl.
So he just admits to it.
And then I found out this was a doujin.
So she's naked in this, but in this, in Japanese, it says that her age is like something teenagers.
And one of the messages on the left, it says that it was based off a real life experience.
So not only just to drive this the fuck home, that when they say it's just lines on a piece of paper, it can't hurt you.
A lot of those lines are drawn by actual pedophiles actually molesting children and then actually drawing them from actual likeness and then selling them to you so that you can masturbate to them.
It's not just lines on a paper.
A lot of it is based off real, actual child abuse.
And that's why it's bad.
Your brain and your personality and the things that you like and dislike are a culmination of all of your life experiences.
Think of your brain like a vinyl record.
And as you go through life, your vinyl record is etched into permanence.
And it can change over time as you experience different things.
People are malleable.
They're not completely fixed.
But everything that you voluntarily subject yourself to modifies who you are by increments, by hairs, so slowly you never notice it.
So if you're just a guy and you're just jerking off a lot and you're like, well, you know, I'm in my not safe for work goon discord for my VTuber club and this guy keeps posting all this Saba stuff.
Not usually my thing, but since I'm already here, my dick is already in my hand.
I might as well, bit by bit, hair by hair, a death of a thousand cuts, you gradually actually edit your brain to become sexually attracted to the characteristics of a prepubescent girl.
And eventually, if you're a full-on fucking psycho degen, which not everybody is, even the most hardcore VTuber fan jerking off to whatever is, may not become this, but it's like a pyramid where some people will be.
Like some, like a lot of people into anime stuff, they'll be able to see that and be like, that's not my thing and never look at it, never do that.
A lot of people won't.
And then a lot of people in that won't look at other stuff and then other stuff and then act on it.
It'll be a fraction of a fraction of a fraction, but every person who's added to that pool is at risk of being sloped down, actually literally slippery sloped down to this person that you see on your screen who's an actual monster.
Monsters are not born.
They are made.
It is a combination of nature and nurture.
And when people just tolerate something like this, they open themselves up to becoming something that they probably would not want to be if they asked them right now.
But they can justify it to themselves.
And it's so frustrating because it's so normalized, you know.
And you feel kind of powerless thinking about it, that like these guys are literally just going to brag to my fucking face about how they masturbate the drawings of kids and there's nothing I can do about it.
And they're right.
There's nothing I can do about it.
I can't kill them.
And I honestly, I don't even trust the Congress to pass a law to outlaw Lollycon because I don't think that they can do that in a way that is not either overly restrictive or oppressive or it hinders the ability for people to post critically about certain things.
Like if I wanted, like, for instance, if they passed a law banning discussion about Lollycon, like would this heavily censored photo be CSAM production or something?
Like, I don't trust the Congress to make an intelligent call on something like that.
So it's a very frustrating position to be in.
It's just like the only real immediate solution is that people just have to be bullied on this shit.
They have to be told that no, what you're doing is actually wrong and you're hurting yourself in the process of doing this and you can stop and you can stop being this.
And it frustrates me when I come to the conclusion that that is the most appropriate way to handle this decline in the moral fabric of my country and of young men across the world.
It frustrates me when a person like this is rewarded with literally hundreds of thousands of dollars for sexualizing a child character for self-enrichment purposes.
And if anything, if you're going to pass any kind of law, this is the kind of person you go after.
You go after Hololive and you drag this bitch through the fucking through the roads, basically.
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So that's my little spiel.
Thankfully, E-Daddy Stone Toss is on my side.
He made a comic.
I'll read it for you.
Two of the clerfs are looking at computer and says, check out this cute horse anime girl.
The cute horse anime girl says, Oni Chan, I hurt my leg.
He says, don't worry, I know what to do.
And then he shoots her in the fucking head, chat.
I don't know if this is like a political comic.
I don't know if this is like a reference to some kind of show.
I say that this is a win for me personally.
And you know what?
If that's the real schizophrenic take, I will deal with my schizophrenia, chat.
I will deal with it.
And thankfully, that is the end of the VTuber Tranime segment, which means I reward, as Erique would say, I will reward myself with a drink, chat.
There I am.
I'm a child again.
My mother is cooking king crab legs and the old bay is going in the pot.
I haven't had king crab 15 years at least.
It's been a while, chat.
I should go get some king crab.
Yeah, I should lick the bottle.
No, no, no, no.
We're good boys.
We don't do that.
All right.
Next.
Just a little clip, a little appreciation for somebody.
Dude.
Now, in this case, I want to thank a website known as the Kiwi Farms here.
Obviously, you may not like them, but in this case, they actually have a lot of the screenshots and a lot of the evidence, basically archived.
They actually have a pretty interesting view on the history of this organization.
And it started.
So he did a video expose about 764 and like adjacent internet grooming child pornography rings.
It's a pretty decent, it's not really like a surface level observation.
It's not truly a deep dive.
What I appreciate about this, by the way, that's just him giving props to the forum.
I obviously always appreciate that when the big YouTuber does that.
I appreciate how he is very flippant about just saying, like, this is what's happening and not like sensationalizing it, just saying, like, this is what's happening.
I also appreciate that he's not apparently not afraid of being saying, like, what?
You, you looked into this.
Are you a pedophile?
Because that's like a thing that happens.
It's like it happens with me, where it's like you try to criticize something and you're caught out as being a pedophile because you're looking into it or you know about stuff.
And it's like, I don't apologize for knowing stuff.
You know, my experiences that have informed me exposed me to a lot of shit.
But like, I know the dangers of stuff now.
I know what happens when a little boy, like a nine-year-old is exposed to pornography and how that fucks them up socially and causes problems for them as a teenager.
Problems that, by the way, never ever go away.
It can be 17 years later.
It can be more time than you were, you know, the age of, and you'll still be dealing with the issues of that.
So, you know, I appreciate that he just is upfront about it because people need to have the audacity to just talk about things they know about and not be afraid of someone like trying to flip the script on them and be like, oh, well, you know stuff.
Like, yeah, I know stuff.
I'm moderated 8 channel.
I ran an image board.
I know what kind of people post there.
I know what they're like and I know what they do.
I'm not apologetic for that.
I know what their behaviors are.
I know the things that they say.
And, you know, you need an informed perspective like that to actually criticize them.
So I do appreciate that from him.
Class Action Lawsuit for Pickleburgers00:14:26
Anisa, by the way, Aniza publicly mentioned once on live stream with Ian that she demanded of him at some point after Creator Clash One, just like demanded that he buy a house, I think in Seattle, and it was a million-dollar house.
And sure enough, he did just because his woman said to, he dropped a million dollars on a home in Seattle in 2022.
Now, you may know that between 2022 and now, Seattle has become shittier and the property values have gone down.
So supposedly, actually, somebody went by this house recently and said that it was completely empty.
And then immediately after that, it went up for listing on Zillow.
But supposedly, Ian and Aniza are currently living in Canada with her mother in their basement.
And he is trying to sell his property for the full, literally just the dollar value that he paid for in 2022.
And it remains to be seen.
It's only been listed for a week and it's a million dollar home.
So it will probably be up for a while, regardless of how fast it's going to sell.
But it remains to be seen if he's actually going to get that.
Because if he has to take the price down to, you know, it's called being upside down on your mortgage.
But if you, if he has to take a $200,000 loss on this property and he has a mortgage that he's upside down on, he essentially walks away from that closing in debt.
So you don't have a house and you have $200,000 in debt to a bank that you still have to pay back.
And that's in Ian's current situation where he's basically running on fumes even on his main channel.
And it remains, you know, it's kind of up in the air how much they actually make these days.
But $200,000 for most people is a mortgage.
If you get a modular standard, like 1,200 square foot home, you know, that's $200,000.
So that's a bad situation to be in to owe a full mortgage for a brand new, small, modular home that you're just upside down on because you can't, you know, you couldn't sell your house for its value.
So sucks to be them, but they're shitty people.
So we don't really care, do we, chat?
Press one in chat if you care about the woes of Aniza and Ian, Jamaha.
Press two if you care, but only because you like to laugh at their misfortunes, chat.
I think that's where we're at.
I see the chews are already coming in before I even gave a second option.
Chat was just that ahead of the curb.
They just knew that there would be a second option that's more desirable, chat.
That's it with them.
I don't think much else has happened.
Update on second update.
I put two different Russell Greer updates in two different sections.
This one's actually about the case.
Russell Greer has failed to meet his deadline.
He was ordered to pay me $1,000.
And because for various reasons, we owed him filing fees to the tune of like $250 for an appeals court process that they prevailed on.
Obviously, that's the thing that we're going to try to file an amicus brief for in the Supreme Court.
We owed him like $250.
He never properly asked for that money.
So we kicked the can down the curve, kicked the can down the curb long enough that we now got awarded fees.
So we offered, you know, for $750, give or take, just pay us that.
And then we're all squaresy.
And he said he would not be paying us a single red cent, very much Chris Chan style.
The judge said, asked him in an actual hearing.
So this wasn't a filing.
This was an actual hearing.
The judge asked him and said, so you said you're not going to obey my court order and pay these people money.
Is that true?
And he was like, well, I don't want to.
And the judge was like, okay, well, you have to because it's a court order.
So I'm going to order you to pay this in 30 days.
And if you don't pay it, you will be, you will owe another $500, which is very, very lenient.
I'll remind you that when we filed for sanctions, the statutory language of the rule is that he actually would owe us the full billable hours that Hardin had put in, which would have amounted at his usual rate to $5,000.
And statutorily, the judge must grant that amount of money, but he only granted $1,000.
So he's still getting a very generous, like 75% reduction in how much he should have to pay, even though he's now in the penalty zone, which is very frustrating.
But we're in a bad position where it's like, we asked for something and the court kind of granted it.
So appealing something that we technically won on is like a really bad idea.
So, and because, you know, as much as there are rules in court, court is handled by human beings.
So you can't really, you know, you have to be careful with how you how you treat people and especially the judges in a courtroom.
So it's like, you don't want to disrespect the judge by saying like, look, he didn't give us enough.
When there are more important things that you can argue with the judge about, obviously.
You don't want to cash that in.
But I mean, if Greer wants to continue ignoring the judge, you know, who knows?
Who knows where this is going to go?
So apparently he had issues.
They even said, by the way, they asked him in the hearing, they said, Greer, do you have the ability to pay this?
And for whatever reason, he said yes, and then filed later saying he actually didn't have the funds to pay it, but he had just told the judge to his fucking face, basically, in the Zoom call that he had the funds.
It's like, you can't say that now.
It's too late.
You should have said that before.
So, you know, it's such a waste of time.
Isn't everything I just explained just such a gigantic waste of fucking time where it's like, I can't believe this is still going on.
I can't believe that after five years, we're still we're after five years of case progression.
What stage of the case are you in now?
Uh, we're we re he he amended his complaint.
So you know what stage of the case we're in now?
Square one.
He he wanted to sue two random users of the Kiwi farm.
So he amended his complaint, not realizing that that resets the entire case.
So after five years.
We're at square one.
It's like he, it's literally the way that this works is that it's like he just re-filed his entire case.
Like he, it was dismissed without prejudice and he refiled it.
That's effectively what happened.
Except that he, um, the only thing that really carried over from before he amended his complaint is the ongoing sanctions hearings.
So that's the only thing that's happened.
It's like we've refiled.
We're at square one and we're arguing about sanctions.
Five years down the road.
Yeah, buddy.
That's the American justice system.
As Hardin likes to say, if you're looking for justice, don't search in a courtroom.
Very, very, very beautiful expression from an attorney.
That's definitely what you want to hear from someone who studies and practice American law.
Don't look for justice in the United States courtroom.
How much did this cost?
Harden is generous.
He's a very busy guy.
He does all sorts of stuff that's not very fun.
And he considers our quandaries to be mental exercises that are intellectually stimulating and rewarding to him.
He finds it funny.
So he works for basically peanuts after his fee reductions.
So he's honestly a fucking godson, which is why I found it so frustrating that Ricada imploded because Ricada was the one that knew him.
I said this before, but you know, it's like, in a way, Ricada indirectly, through his recommendation, helped save the forum.
Because if I was paying actual attorney's fees for someone who didn't give a fuck about us, there's no way.
It's not possible.
We wouldn't be able to afford this kind of bullshit.
And, you know, people would have saw that we're losing or struggling or whatever.
And they would have, like with Rational Wiki, they would have piled on like they did with Rational Wiki and filed 14 lawsuits at once.
It's like, if they file 14 lawsuits right now, I got hardened.
I have a bunch of other people that want to help us and they want to help the foundation and stuff.
And it's like, there's no point in doing that.
You're just, you're just putting yourself at risk of getting sanctions for filing vexatious litigation.
So I always found the Ricada situation incredibly, incredibly painful at the start.
Now my sympathies for him are gone in part because he really did help us.
Not through his own actions, but, you know, you got to count your blessings as they come in, Jeff.
Such is life.
This is a piece of art from Printern.
Now, don't ask me what this is.
This is somewhat cursed.
This is somewhat cursed.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
This isn't quite an anime tan drawing of the Kiwi farms, but I think it is a Roblox game mode that Fallen Chungus, the guy that did the memes, the meme comic where it's like the guy saying, I fucking, I fucking hate you.
Or it's the one where it's like the coolest thing ever.
And then the guy's like pointing back and saying, this thing sucks, actually.
He's the artist that did that.
He has some kind of weird ongoing drama.
I think he was into like farts or something.
And then he got humiliated and sold his Twitch or Twitter account to somebody else.
So he's like a fucking retard.
And he was the idea guy for like a Roblox game mode that kicked him out after he was outed as being like a furry fart person, like pyrocynical.
And as a thank you to the forum for whatever reason, they made a character for their game mode.
So I don't know what the fuck that is.
It's endearing, I suppose.
It's nice.
At some point, I'm going to have to bite the bullet and actually figure out what the fuck is happening with the fallen Chungus Das mojo shit because it's a true mystery.
Like it keeps going on.
I keep hearing pieces of it over time.
But my understanding of it is a truly tattered, not even like a tattered tapestry, but like a string of chunks of cloth barely holding together at this point.
Is that Darkseid Phil?
Niger Psycholog loves to keep the QB Farms updated on the Dark Side Phil thing.
I'm not sure if he actually met this goal, but he started up a begathon as he does.
And he asked for money for an emergency.
And he actually raised $1,500, which I can't even believe because he rarely makes even like $100 on some of his streams.
But he said, after raising $1,500, that the reward for doing so would be that he gets the Sonic pickleburger from the fast food restaurant Sonic.
I don't know what a pickleburger is.
Burgers often have some kind of pickle on them.
I'm going to assume it's like a joke item where it's like a whole let me pull it up.
What kind of lazy streamer am I?
I'm not even pulling this up.
Sonic pickle burger.
I have to use Bing because Google doesn't like my VPN.
It's too fucking dead.
It looks like a regular burger with pickles on it.
It's literally all pickles.
That's not what I get when I look on.
Is this like an actual menu item or do you just ask for a pickleburger?
Like, do you have to edit?
I will show you this when I figure out what the fuck it is.
The funniest part of the stupid Sonic pickle burger, see, there's all the delivery apps are using it for the banner art for the restaurant.
It's not even an option to order.
Oh, it is literally all pickles.
Dude, if I search Sonic Pickleburger on X, I get nothing but stuff about DSP.
Okay, so it's literally a burger that's all pickles, I suppose.
I'll show this picture.
Okay, so there it is.
And I think you can order this with fried pickles as well in case you really want to go the extra mile and get all those pickles.
So he said he would eat this for, and he got $1,500.
So the Sonic closest to his house is six miles away.
And then he goes onto the app and he tries to order the pickleburger.
Now, the delivery app, Uber Eats, does not have the pickleburger, despite using it as promotional material, which sounds like a fucking false advertising.
Sounds like a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.
If I download your app to order this pickleburger, I expect to get a fucking pickleburger chat.
This is America.
Don't fuck with me.
But DSP pulls out his Uber Eats and he looks for the pickleburger and he can't find it.
And he goes, I can't, I can't order the pickleburger on stream.
And if I were to go and get the pickle burger in real life to go outside and venture forth into the dark, the bright unknown of Washington State, it would take me an hour.
Take me an hour to drive out of my community-gated community, go to the Sanic and order a pickleburger and get back home safely.
So he refused.
Despite making $1,500 to eat a pickleburger, he was too fucking lazy to like take a break and go get it from Sonic and then eat it on stream because Uber Eats wouldn't deliver it for him.
And that's so lazy and disrespectful.
I told my chat months ago that if I went to Maryland and I got me some old babe vodka and I was going to drink it on July 4th.
And guess what?
I did it.
I did it.
I literally, do you know how fucking far Maryland is?
I drove through Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, even the District of Columbia to get to Maryland so I could buy Old Bay vodka.
Old Bay Vodka on July Fourth00:07:07
And even then, they didn't have it in a bunch of stores.
And they said it was like a gimmick that they only did for a limited run.
So I had to hunt this fucker down.
I even went to an old, I literally went to an old bay store that sold nothing.
He sold like old bay underwear.
And they said they couldn't sell liquor.
So even at the old bay store, they did not have liquor.
So I had to go and find a liquor store that still had this gimmick.
I found it.
That's the effort.
I drove 12 fucking hours to get this beverage shut.
That's what I did for you, my audience, my lovely audience that pays me money to go and eat cheese, fine cheese.
By the way, I did a cheese review on locals.
If you want to go to mathinnet at locals.com.
I literally, I gave up.
I couldn't find a cheese store to my liking in the near.
So I bought cheese on the internet.
And you know what?
It was real fucking good.
I'm not even going to lie.
It was a cheese from Massachusetts, Marion, Massachusetts.
It was a goat cheese.
And it was one of the finest cheeses I've ever had.
So if you want my cheese review, throw in the locals chat.
Anyways, my lovely audience pays me money for these extravagant expenditures.
My tax write-off old day vodka.
Probably the only person in the entire world in the history of mankind has ever written off Old Day vodka as a tax write-off.
And it is.
It is an expense.
It is a business expense.
I use it to support my business endeavors.
And a cheese box is a business.
I'm probably the only person that ever wrote off cheese.
At least like a personal box.
You know what?
That's a lie.
I bet you lots of people write off cheese as a business expense.
Especially people that make shit with cheese for a business.
Because I think they're called restaurants, chat.
And I think it's a business expense to buy cheese for a restaurant.
Anyways, what are we talking about?
Oh, yeah.
Darkseid Phil, $1,500.
Enough money, honestly, to drive out of fucking state to get a piggle burger.
But he didn't.
He couldn't go six miles to get the piggleburger.
So all those pay pigs that said, oh boy, I can't wait for Doc Side Phil, my favorite streamer, to go get the Sonic Piggleburger.
I would love to see my favorite Suema Doc Sappho eat that piggleburg so much.
I'm going to give him all of my money.
So he gets that piggleburger.
And after all, it's for a good cause because Doc Sapphil is in real bad trouble.
He can't pay his bills.
He can't pay his bills.
He can't pay his rent.
He can't pay his electricity or his internet.
I got to give that Doc Safil some of my money.
And I worked at the gas station for $7.50 an hour.
I got to give him some of my money.
He really needs it for that piggleburg.
But I can't wait to see him eat that piggleburger.
And then the dent gives him that money and watches his favorite streamer play shitty games very shittily for hours.
And after he reaches his goal, he says, sorry, chat.
Just can't do it.
No piggle burger today.
I think what who is who has been more harmed by their streamer?
The Canny crew when they watch Saba and she doesn't show Tummy or the Darkseid Phil Dent who paid $1,500 for him to eat the Piggleburger and didn't see any piggles.
You know, there is nothing but pure love.
Pure, pure love.
Not just pure as in the love itself is completely pure, but it is also without any sort of evilness either.
And they just wanted to see the piggle burger and he was denied.
He's the real victim here.
Nobody has been more victimized by a streamer than that guy.
It's tragic.
It does.
It brings me to fucking tears.
That's a travesty.
No wonder why these a logs beat dark side Phil to death.
They hold bats and they slam that bat into their hand.
Like, I can't wait to beat that dark side Phil's ass.
They're completely justified in their righteous anger because he won't eat the fucking piggle burger that he was paid $1,500 to eat.
Check sad.
DSP should show tummy.
Would the dents spam the crying emojis if he showed tummy?
And they'd be like, uh-oh, pig roach belly, erotic.
What a dark and twisted world we live in.
Um, okay.
Next, we have uh the end of fish tank.
Um, the police showed up at the fish tank residence and they condemned it.
I don't actually have the slide for this uh put up, but um, I think Sam posted it on Twitter.
It was a foreclosure, not foreclosure, but a uh condemnation notice.
Apparently, they had a basement renovation that was not up to code or something.
So, they um ended the police showed up, they ended fish tank, they closed down the entire house, and then they condemned the fucking building because apparently the basement wasn't wasn't up to code and they kicked everybody out.
So, uh, this was apparently a high-level Reddit operation to end fish tank because Sam Hyde is a heckin unwholesome, tiny chungus, uh, despite being quite large.
But he's an evil fucking Nazi, bro.
He's he's a heckin' Nazi.
He said stuff about you know, God's chosen that you can't say anything bad about because you know, you just can't.
So he's a Nazi, and um, you know, it's not because what's her name?
That girl that he punched in the face and fucked.
It's not Marzie.
For some reason, I want to say Marzie.
It's not because of that, Marley.
No, I don't know, whatever.
Not because of that, it's because he's a heckin' unwholesome Nazi.
Okay, Marky, Marky, that's it.
That's her.
It's not because of that.
It's because he said things that they find personally offensive.
That's why they hate him.
So they called the police in, and for whatever reason, the lovely state of Massachusetts does make some fine goat cheese, but they also apparently have great issues with people enjoying the or partaking quiet enjoyment of their own property.
And they shut him down, which probably stings.
From my understanding, Sam and his crew are all fucking New Englanders and they love that area, but it's like it's Massachusetts, bro.
It's like the worst state in the entire fucking country.
So I don't know.
They did shut it down.
And I like this post.
Kiwi Farms confirms that 4chan confirms that Twitter confirms that 4chan confirms that Fishtank is over.
And we have a picture of the Kiwi Farms in a Twitter screenshot on 4chan and another Twitter screenshot on the Kiwi farms on the Kiwi Farms.
Very meta, but this is what's called the chain of custody.
This is this is how this is how Wikipedia works.
This is literally how Wikipedia works.
And if it's good enough for Wikipedia, then it's good enough for us.
So we know for sure that Fishtank is dead and gone, which sucks.
Violence Against Bro Oh Life00:15:28
I do like, as I've said before, I like the Fishtank people.
They're the only people in the entire world that don't cause any fucking problems for me.
And that makes them a blessing.
Okay.
And that's it.
I'm not sure what their plan is.
I didn't watch any of it.
So I've never watched any of it.
I just know that they show up every so often and they increase site activity and they don't usually cause any issues.
Except for this one Tranny called Nora Fun who keeps thirst posting in the chat.
And it's like, that's the one rule.
You can't post pictures of the female contestants you want to fuck and then say you want to fuck them.
But for some reason, this one tranny can't stop doing that.
So we had to chat, Banlam, and then he complained about it.
But it's like, it is what it is.
Only the male ones.
That's right.
You can only lust sexually for John in the John tent.
Nobody else.
Next, Bossman Jack.
I feel like you should drink just for Bossman Jack.
I wish he's left.
I might do that.
Oh, you know, it's been too long.
After the boss, after Bossman Jack.
So these are all relatively short clips.
Let's just play through them.
To give you an update on Boss Man, he's currently between sponsors.
And when he's between sponsors, he's at his lowest point because usually what fuels his ups and downs is that he receives daily, twice daily, three times daily, sometimes even hourly gifts from the casino to keep playing because he streams and his streams draw in potential marks for the casino.
And that's what they want.
You know, they want people to watch Bossman Jack and then be like, hey, I can gamble better than that idiot.
And then they play the casino games on whatever site.
He got kicked off of his last sponsor, Upgrade, which was a very strange casino.
The whole premise was that you gamble and instead of winning money, you win like coupons for like computer hardware and stuff.
But the hardware all has actual dollar values attached to it.
So you instead of winning like $500, you'd win like a $300 headset and then like a $50 keyboard and like a bunch of small stupid shit.
So it's just like a gotcha to get around gambling laws.
And it was gamer themed.
Upgrade kicked him off citing his poor performance.
I don't know what that means.
I think his issue was that he was moved.
He does this thing because he's a retard.
And this is honestly one of the most retarded fucking things that Bossman Jack does.
He gets very superstitious about loss streaks.
So if he's playing on a website like Upgrade and he gets a thousand dollar depot and he's gambling and he loses, you know, $500, he might think, holy shit, guys, they flipped the switch.
They're taking all my money back.
They don't want me to win.
So then he'll take the $500 that he has left and he'll put it on stake and then lose it there and get pissed off.
Which normally, ordinarily, you get to decide whatever casino you want.
If you're at, you know, Las Vegas and you are at, you know, the Luxor and you want to go to a different one, you're free to do that.
However, he's sponsored by Upgrade.
So when they give him $500 and he withdraws it to re-depot into stake and lose it there, the casino is just out $500.
So you can't do that.
And he's been kicked off of sponsors multiple times because when he does this, he streams it.
And then when they see him do this, they report it to his sponsor to get him kicked off.
So he knows he can't do this.
Unfortunately, he's very addicted to Krakaruski Crack Rock.
So, and also methamphetamine now.
So he just doesn't learn.
And he keeps burning his sponsors.
So right now, our boy boss is $20,000 in debt last time we talked about it.
And he's not getting any money.
Now he's trying to win $20,000.
So in order to win $20,000, here's his tactic.
He gets a depot for $100 from a juicer.
He then basically goes to CoinFlip and bets it all.
Not literally doing this, but it's like he loses it so fast that it's effectively doing this.
He goes to coin flip and he tries to call heads eight times in a row because if he wins eight times in a row for $100, all or nothing, eight times, he gets over $20,000 and then he can pay back his debts.
This is like a one in a 256 chance of happening.
So he sits there and he begs for money and then he gets it and it's small dollar donations and then he instantly loses it because he gambles like this trying to run up $20,000 to pay off his debts.
And it's not entertaining.
Like his streams are lasting minutes at a time because he's gambling in the dumbest way possible because he is goal-oriented to paying back his debt.
And the fact like you can hear his phone ringing in the middle of his streams now where like people are calling him for their fucking money.
And he's like, bro, I really, you don't understand, bro.
I need a juicer, bro.
I need it right now.
I hate my fucking life.
So he's like cracked out, 20,000 in debt.
No spot.
This is honestly the fucking bottom.
This is like the worst he's ever been.
So it's really sad to see.
He's going to fuck up his probation for sure.
He's just, he's just in a really bad spot.
So let's take some clips here, chat.
Oh, this is about the girl, by the way.
Oh, my God, bro.
Let's fucking go, dude.
He had a girlfriend.
So keep in mind for these clips.
He has a girl coming over to his house to pick him up, to take him to an Airbnb so that he can damn that pussy nice.
Okay.
While she is outside his house, he is gambling.
He's like so glued to the gambler, he can't get out of his chair to go have sex.
So this, I just want to set the stage for what's happening as I play this clips.
950 bucks.
Let's fucking go, bro.
Let's fucking go.
This fucking work, bro.
Holy shit, dude.
He's angry.
His headset doesn't work.
He smashes them on this table constantly.
I got a girl coming over, guys.
We're getting an Airbnb tonight.
Hell yeah.
Can I get a hell yeah in the chat?
Where my fellas at?
Hell yeah, dude.
Can we get a hell yeah in the chat if you fellas enjoy sexual intercourse?
Level up real quick.
You know what I'm saying?
Fuck you.
Hold on.
You guys need a quick $400 hidden there.
Oh, fuck you, bro.
No way.
Let's go.
You can hear the text messages come in.
Fixed this.
No.
Oh, my God.
I fucking feel sick.
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, my God, bro.
Hit this, please.
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, my God, bro.
If you're, if you're, I haven't gotten to the main segment of the stream yet.
I saved that for the end.
If you're kind of zoning out, it'll only be a couple of minutes, but just keep in mind that he's baiting.
I think he'll get to this for these clips.
He's baiting harder than he's ever done.
I want your opinions on his baiting, by the way, in chat.
I want you.
I fucking want to die, bro.
I actually want to fucking kill myself, bro.
Oh, my God, bro.
I fucking hate my life, bro.
Oh, my God, dude.
Fuck my life, dude.
Fucking somebody kill me, bro.
I'm going to fucking do it one of these days anyways, bro.
Fuck my life, bro.
Fucking garbage ass fucking games, bro.
I fucking hate my life, dude.
I want to fucking kill myself, bro.
As I said last stream, he's been doing this.
I think he was doing this last stream, but he's doing it really bad.
And as I, a lot of people are in chat.
They're like, he's just baiting.
He's trying to get money.
This is what he does to manipulate his mother and father.
I'm sure that's all true.
However, statistically speaking, gambling addicts are the most likely of any kind of addict to commit suicide.
I don't know why that is.
It just is.
There's something psychological about how you can never get a head because everything that you earn, you immediately plug it back into Gamba and lose instantly every time.
You don't even get the benefit of like a drug high like you would from heroin.
So I don't know what's up with that shit.
It does concern me, but there's nothing to be done about it.
You know, I can't pry him away from the fucking stake.us.
God, fuck you.
Fucking kill myself, bro.
Oh my God.
I'm going to fucking do it, bro.
I cannot believe I just did that to myself, bro.
I'm going to fucking kill myself, bro.
I swear to God, bro.
Yo, I'm gonna fucking do it, bro.
I fucking hate my life right now, dude.
Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking kill myself, bro.
Dude, he's always so fresh when he comes out of jail.
It honestly does help him to be completely clean for a while.
Fuck my life.
I'm gonna die, bro.
I'm gonna fucking do it, bro.
I'm gonna fucking kill myself, bro.
It's so weird to hear him just say that, too, because he kept getting bonked on kick for saying he was gonna KMS.
As I tell this time, that's like the one thing you can't do on either Twitch or Kick.
But so it's weird in these recorded Discord streams that he's just outright saying, I'm gonna fucking blow my brains out.
Bro, my bad for getting mad and shared.
Dude, no one's laughing at that.
You're fucking, you have a small dick if you watch a single time, bro.
You do not give a giant.
You do not get vagina.
Oh, this is this is what pisses people off the most, by the way, is this kind of shit.
This is him having a fight with his dad.
That shit he does with his hair, by the way.
He like flicks his tongue out and like rubs his head.
That's he's so back on drugs.
He's totally gonna go back to fucking jail.
And I don't know.
They keep giving him chances and shit, but like at some point, they're gonna be like, bro, you violated your probation like eight fucking times in a row.
You're pissing hot for all sorts of shit now.
Like they're gonna, they're gonna fucking hang him at some point.
Oh, let's go, guys.
Oh my god, dude.
I fucking hate my life, bro.
Bro, it's fucking her, bro.
The fucking girl, bro.
Okay, just to give you again, he's asking why there's a woman parked in the front because they get swatted and like random weirdos come to his house.
So the sanctity of his home is routinely violated by the police and by random internet stranders.
He's like, why is there a woman in the front port, the front parking lot?
And he's like, bro, it's the box I'm going to smash.
God, you're such a fucking idiot.
But he's gambling.
Bro, get out of my fucking room.
Get out of my fucking room.
Fuck you, bro.
I'm going fucking kill myself, bro.
I'm going to fucking kill myself, bro.
I'm going to kill myself, bro.
It's terrible.
It's actually fucked up.
I don't appreciate that.
Should not be treating Rat Dad like that, bro.
Motherfucker takes care of him and shit.
This motherfucker baiting this shit, motherfucker.
So this is apparently him on math.
Let's take a look.
I gotta go, guys.
I gotta fuck and go.
I gotta fuck and go, bro.
I gotta fuck and go.
I gotta fuck and go, bro.
Just know that fucking sluts will be fucking whores and sluts, bro.
You can't fucking do shit with them, bro.
Can't trust him, bro.
Can't do shit with him, bro.
Okay, I catch feelings for a fucking whore, guys.
Just don't do that.
That's the fucking.
This is a couple days later.
So this is on Tuesday.
She came over on Monday.
And I don't know.
He's so paranoid that it's hard to tell if anything happened at all or he's just freaking out on her.
But I think he says that she cheated, but it's like it's impossible to know what the fuck is happening.
One suggestion I'll give you guys.
Don't fucking feel.
Don't just fuck them and fucking shit.
Fucking send them on their way, bro.
Send them on their fucking way, bro.
Dumbass bitches, bro.
Women are fucking sluts, bro.
Not all women.
No, I shouldn't say that.
But some of them are definitely our bro.
Fucking retards, bro.
I think they hope they're fucking happy now, bro.
Is this what they fucking wanted, bro?
Fuck you.
Fucking fucking fuck yourself, bro.
Fucking bitch.
Dumb bitch.
Misogynisms.
He says, I can't tell you guys for sure.
Damn sure, I will never trust another bitch I meet through my stream ever fucking again.
That's a fucking fact.
It's the same shit every fucking time.
I don't fucking understand it, bro.
If you can read this, you're a nasty, evil whore, dumbass bitch.
Paralyzed cup says, Bosh, you might need to get a lawyer to sue that bitch.
Look up a guy named Matthew Harden.
He's the best lawyer in Virginia, I know that's very funny.
Okay, this is some violence, I think.
Let's check it out.
Oh my fuck.
I'm gonna fucking do it, bro.
I'm a dude.
Oh, my fucking God, bro.
Bro, I fucking lost it all.
I lost every fucking thing I'm gonna get, bro.
My life, bro.
Fuck my life, bro.
Fucking hate these motherfuckers, bro.
Fuck my life, dude.
I'm doing it, bro.
Okay.
By the way, I have received a fan contribution.
I can swap out the hamster, okay?
I don't mean to disrespect the hamster, but I have a second hamster for this.
This is fan art from the lawgiver again.
I like this quite a bit.
Hell yeah.
There we go, chat.
That's some quality content.
Some quality fan art.
It's funny.
Okay.
One more boss, and then that's it.
40 seconds.
Oh, my God, dude.
Holy fuck, bro.
Oh, my fucking God.
That nothing's fucking happening, bro.
Nothing's fucking happening to me, bro.
Oh, my God, bro.
Check out that rubbing, man.
Oh, my God.
You're only listening.
He's like rubbing his head.
Oh, my God.
Vigorous.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, my fun fucking God, bro.
Oh, my fun God, bro.
Oh, my fucking God, bro.
Oh, my fun God, bro.
Holy shit, bro.
Oh, my fun God, bro.
Oh, my fun God, bro.
Holy fucking shit, bro.
Holy shit.
You want to talk about suicidal, bro?
Holy fuck, dude.
Kill myself, bro.
Please.
I wish you would stop saying that.
Not funny, boss man.
After all this misery, I must join the alcohol hamster and a nice siparooski, chat.
Check it out.
That's fucking strong.
That is strong, man.
I think I did a little soliloquy about seafood.
So here I am.
This is not a true story.
This is just a thought.
Here I am in a kitchen, and I have acquired a can of old bay.
And I popped open the fat side that has the big hole.
I just dumped that shit right in my fucking mouth.
That's where I'm taken back to right now.
Pretty strong.
I don't know if you guys can hear the fireworks, but it's really set in the mood.
I hope you can.
I'm going to need that extra big sip, chat, because we have an extra big segment for the core of the stream.
Thank you guys for hanging out with me, by the way.
I'm aware.
I think both Kino Casino and Medicare are alive right now, so I'm very pleased by the turnout.
Journalistic Integrity Compromised by Dildos00:02:28
I thought that it would be a small audience today, but the true and honest cheese heads.
I don't know what the fuck to call you.
Do I have a name?
I call it the FanZone.
Someone said that FanZone is a bad name for it.
I want to make a certain joke about crabs, but I think if I made that joke, my stream would get yanked immediately.
So we'll just pretend that I made that joke in our heads, okay?
We'll say something more wholesome.
The cheddar heads.
All right.
The rats.
The rats already has a connotation.
I need you guys to put cheese emojis in your Twitter username so everybody knows that you're a cheddarhead.
They know your VTuber affiliation.
Oh, the kittens.
That's right.
That's true.
Kittens.
No, no, I remember.
Oh my God.
That's our old reference.
It was back in the day.
I got mad about people, because I had a Discord back in the day when the stream was brand new.
And someone made a joke about how because the Discord grooming stuff was just becoming like a popular joke.
I was like, if I ever start calling you guys my Discord kittens, you have to shoot me.
And then, of course, everybody started responding, calling themselves Discord kittens and stuff.
But I've never endorsed that, to be clear.
I prefer the cheddar heads, I suppose, if I have to pick.
The kittens are simply too cute.
Okay.
I feel like it's too cute.
An adult male should not be calling his audience kittens, even as a joke.
It's poor taste is what it is.
All right.
Let's start off this segment with a correction.
As always, I fucked up something on my last stream.
And as such, I need to correct myself to maintain my journalistic integrity.
And my journalistic integrity, this sun was compromised because I made the mistake of saying that the pointed thing on the counter of Jason Thor Hal aka Pirate Software aka the Darth Moldavius fig tree aka Malding Faggot Tree had a pointed animal cock dildo on his counter because as far as I'm concerned,
the only thing that would make sense in this man's bathroom counter that looks like this is an animal cock dildo.
That is not what this is.
Ikea Terracotta Gnome Misunderstanding00:15:21
It is an Ikea terracotta garden gnome.
For whatever reason, these things are iconic.
I have been to Ikeas in multiple countries.
I have never seen a terracotta gnome before.
I assume that maybe they only sell them in Sweden.
It's a local Swedish interest.
But apparently that's what that is.
However, even though I do agree that this is the Ikea terracotta gnome, I disagree that this is not a dildo.
Because chat, I invite you to look quite deeply into this.
And you can see that a couple inches down past the tip of the gnome hood in air quotes, for whatever reason, the clay pottery that makes up the terracotta gnome is darker.
It's for whatever reason, it's darker a couple inches past the tip all the way down to the base.
Now, what could possibly have caused this miscoloration of a terracotta IKEA garden gnome localized entirely in Malding Faggot Tree's bathroom?
I will leave it up to your imagination, chat.
There's a hamster in the room and I don't want to scare him.
So that is my correction.
But let's get into the schmeet of what's happened.
So on the last episode, it had been, I think, only a couple days or even the same day that a guy called Accursed Farms, aka Ross Scott, had posted a video lamenting the failure, the doomed project that he had undertaken to try and get some common sense gamer regulation passed in the European Union by engaging in the democratic process.
In particular, although he was not a European himself, he had found some Europeans willing to submit to the European Union a petition.
And the European Union has a very interesting process by which if a million votes acquired and distributed across enough countries are collected in support of a petition, the petition becomes legally binding for the European Committee or the Commission.
And they have to start undertaking negotiations with the industry to try and enact those reforms in a way that both meets the requests of the petition and then also the demands and needs of the industry.
And as always, these democratic negotiations leave both sides deeply unhappy, but that is the process.
And we can, we as a democratic country, as technically a democratic republic, but we as a democratic country, we call ourselves a democratic country.
We as a democratic country, we understand that democracy, as Winston Churchill once said, democracy is the worst form of government after all other governments which have been tried.
So our boy Ross Scott decided that he would try and get this petition off the ground to try and get some regulations in the EU because knowing that they would be passed in the EU would positively impact gamers all across the world, including here in the United States of America.
However, despite collecting nearly half a million signatures across the European Union, our boy, our hero, the Jedi himself, Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, encountered something he did not suspect.
Because when you enter the political fray, you may think you have perfectly good intentions that nobody could ever possibly shake a twig at.
What he did not know is that Darth Moldavius Figtree was waiting and lurking to spring a trap on him that he could not have seen coming.
And Moldavius did indeed slander his petition.
All Ross Scott wanted for his stop killing games petition was to have the European Union pass a regulation that says if you want to sell a game in the EU, the sales agreement for that game, if and only if it contains online services, must explain their intentions for what to do after they sunset a service.
Because it doesn't matter how big a game is, eventually there will come a day where that game has to shut down if it is always online.
There is no company on the earth that will remain on this earth forever.
So therefore, with 100% assurance, you know that every live service game that currently exists will one day be permanently closed.
And if there is no generosity on behalf of the multi-billion dollar corporations that publish these live service games, then that game simply ceases to exist.
And there are many games out there that were live services that people paid a full price of a video game for, that they can never ever play again because the server is gone and there is no server binary for them to self-host and no way for them to play LAN.
So that's all he wanted was a, I think not even necessarily a mandate that they publish the server code, but the sales agreement, just as a starting point, must say something about what they intend to do after the game sunsets, which could just be nothing at all, but it has to be there in the agreement.
So that's sort of like how it works.
He tried to explain this that, you know, it's a negotiation.
You're going to have people who are consumer advocates who want their maximalist position, which would be that you have to distribute the code of the server, even so that people can run it on their own computers.
And then you would have the industry position, which is that we shouldn't be forced to give out intellectual property.
And then the European Union, through rounds of negotiation over a very long time, comes to a middle ground.
As I said, that makes nobody happy.
So it's sort of this lengthy, boring process that's hard to understand, which is why when Jason Hall, who made no attempt to understand what the fuck was even being asked, went out, he basically just lied and smeared this campaign and said that it would end live service game development in the European Union.
And it would stop game developers from making games that people love.
Because you have games like Dota, you have games like World of Warcraft, games like RuneScape that are all live service games that millions and millions of people enjoy.
And Moldavia Figtree told them that if this European Union petition passed, those games would be shuttered in the European Union, which was false.
And this led to rampant speculation about why exactly Moldavia's Figtree was saying these things about this petition when he should be smart enough to understand that that is not true.
The most common belief was that because he's literally a second-generation Blizzard employee, his father was one of the first 10 people to work at Blizzard, and he worked in quality assurance.
Now, he contends and he says over and over again that to even imply that he only got his job at Blizzard because of nepotism undermines his great accomplishments.
So you'll be instantly banned if you even dare suggest that nepotism played any role, even a small minor one, because he is such his own person.
And his dad being one of the first 10 employees of Blizzard had nothing to do with it whatsoever.
However, the conniving conspiratorial mind would look at this and look at his antagonism towards stop killing games and say, hey, Blizzard is like one of the biggest slop churners in terms of live service games out there.
You got fucking StarCraft that you can't play land.
You got fucking World of Warcraft, one of the original OG live services that basically defined live service as a thing.
You got Diablo 3 that was always online.
You have Diablo 4 that's always online.
You have Diablo Immortal.
It's a shitty phone game that's always online.
And it's like, you know, they're the king of slop.
You got Overwatch, that's always online.
You got Heartstone, that's always online.
All these games that you can only play when you have access to a server.
And you just so happen to be a second generation employee of this company or were at some point in time.
And your father is one of the founding members.
And as far as I know, he might actually have some economic interest in the company still, even though he's no longer working for them.
Isn't that a bit strange?
So it was a very inopportune thing for him to say for many reasons.
Number one, it looks like he's a Nepo baby, even if he gets angry and says that's not true.
Number two, the things he said were demonstrably, provably false.
So it made him look like an asshole.
Number three, the things he said, you know, Ross Scott is like this very, very like, let me show you a picture of him so you get an idea.
He's just this very like, like weird guy.
He's very like nice sounding.
He just looks like a nice guy.
He's got like a friendly face.
So you look at this guy and you think, this is like a nice guy.
This guy cares about video game preservation.
He cares about consumer advocacy.
He cares about the people that actually play the fucking games.
But then when you listen to Moldavius Figtree, you see this face and this long girly hair, and you know that he's a homosexual furry and a Nepo baby for one of the least likable companies in the industry right now.
Activision Blizzard is perhaps, if you were to rank companies by like consumer goodwill, would be near the fucking bottom.
They've somehow managed to piss off absolutely everybody through a combination of pro-Chinese, anti-Hong Konger incidents, through all their Diablo Mortal scandal with Overwatch 2 being a complete fucking flub.
I didn't even mention Hearts of or Heroes of the Storm because nobody remembers that game.
But they have so little consumer goodwill that he is like a face for at this point because he brings it up constantly.
I work for Blizzard.
I work for Blizzard.
You should care about what I say because I work for Blizzard.
And then on top of all that, he talks in the most aggravating way possible.
Even if it's not filters, even if it's just him putting on like an accentuation where he talks in a really deep register and in this really authoritative Radio talk show way.
He talks in this super, super refined radio talk show deep voice register.
And it's just like someone listens to him and you listen to the authenticity of this guy and you just think, like, wow, you suck.
You're a fucking loser.
You're a fucking loser.
You suck.
You suck terracotta nomad.
You fucking loser.
So Ross, after like months and months and months of trying to ignore the drama, not get into the shit with this fucking Moldavia fig tree fucking loser.
At the end of it, he says, like, look, there's a month left to this campaign.
It's not even halfway there yet.
It took us however many months to get to where we're at now.
The odds of us getting a million from here are basically none.
And I just kind of want to lament this.
I want to say I spent my time.
I spent my money.
I poured my hopes, my dreams, my income, my free time into this thing because I wanted to make things better for people.
And it's so frustrating to sit here as the parent of this project and see somebody who has no investment whatsoever in bringing me down sit here and lie about me to tens of thousands of people that actually value his opinion.
And when he said that, it clicked.
He had tried his best to avoid being a terrible drama monger because God knows the internet has enough of the likes of me.
Terrible, muckraking drama whores.
He doesn't need any more me's around.
But when he did this, he unfortunately, unwittingly, inadvertently, against his own will, perhaps, played the drama card and rolled a fucking 20.
He had critical success.
Just by accident, just by attempting to muckrake just a little bit, he rolled a natural 20.
And the outcome of that was everybody realizing that this guy fucking sucks and he's such an asshole.
And it doesn't even matter what I'm American.
All these people supporting him are fucking Americans.
And they said to their European listeners, their European viewers, their European fans, they said, look, look at this fucking, look at this photograph.
Every time I do it, it makes me cry because he's such a dickhead.
Now, you don't want this guy to be happy, do you?
You got to go sign this petition.
And they did.
By the tens of thousands, they signed the petition.
This was after only a day, had received almost 100,000.
I think it was like 40,000 a day leading up to a big push.
And this, by the way, to show you, to show you, not only is this guy just like a normie who likes old video games, I want you to listen to the fucking grace and magnanimity of his response to a question.
Would you be willing to talk or stream with Joshua Moon Null of U.S. Internet Preservation Society, Kiwi Farm fame sometime?
To be absolutely clear, if he had asked me to talk to me, I would tell him, no, are you retarded?
Don't fucking talk to me when this is picking up momentum.
You're going to shoot yourself in the fucking foot.
Let me rant and rave on my podcast.
Let me show your stupid fucking petition on my site, but don't ever acknowledge me for the love of God.
What's wrong with you?
So that would be my response if he had asked me.
But here's how he handles the question.
Oh, let's see.
He's saying discussion about copyright censorship preservation.
I know he's currently promoting Stop Killing Games quite heavily on the forum.
Well, okay, first of all, great.
And thanks for that.
However, this is, I'll just lay out all my thoughts on this.
I don't know a lot about Kibe Farms, but I, but me who doesn't follow this stuff has heard that it can be associated with stuff like doxing or cyberbullying or stuff like that.
And even sometimes with stuff like this, sometimes even both sides can be true that there are bad actors saying that and there's stuff like that going on or something.
And the way I look at it is my goal here, I'm trying to get numbers to pass the campaign.
I don't know much about them, but I know that like, oh, this one might be kind of a problem.
See, me personally, I don't think it's a client to talk to anyone.
I'm in favor of all that.
Problem is, a whole lot of people act like it is.
And if those numbers of people are going to just abandon all support for the campaign, if I talk to one person and that outweighs the number of people we pick up, well, then strategically, it's a poor move to talk to that person, even though I don't, I'm not trying to shun discussion with anybody, pretty much.
Simmons said that's fence sitting in the chat.
It's not.
It's actually an extremely smart thing to say.
He could say, look, I'm willing to talk to anybody, but I have to understand my position here and my advocacy and my goals.
And I'm not going to let anything compromise my goals, even if it means that I have to restrain myself at some degree.
International Attention on Fake Finland00:15:50
It's like, it's like such a perfect response to that.
It's actually really incredible.
And it's, he has sort of this thing where you look at him and you listen to how he talks and he's kind of underwhelming.
And then when you actually hear him talk about things, you realize that he's a lot smarter than you would might give him credit for.
And it's sort of like he subverts expectations by actually just being really, really fucking clever, even though he doesn't give himself enough credit.
So I didn't even give him enough credit.
I made fun of him a little bit in my first term.
I was like, look, he's kind of like dopey and stuff.
But no, he's not.
He's clever in chat.
So it's so diplomatic.
It's like a level 10 Riz.
Okay.
He's got his Riz attribute maxed out.
A very uncommon skill these days, by the way.
So he acknowledges the form.
Thanks you for your support and says, thank you, but no thank you.
I got a fucking, listen here.
This guy, he's out to kill my petition.
And I'm here to get you to sign my petition.
And nothing can get in the way of that.
We can do, we can do these little games of interviews and some such after the petition is signed.
That is, that is the correct plan.
Okay.
Imagine, okay, Luke Skywalker.
Okay.
Jedi, Jedi Ross, trusting the force.
And he's in the trenches of the Death Star.
And he knows that Darth Moldavius is in the Death Star.
Is he going to have like a little phone call with Hans Solo in the middle of this?
Can't take no fucking phone call with Han Solo.
What did Luke do?
He put away, he turned off his fucking computer.
He turned off the fucking radio.
He's like, I got to focus on landing this shot.
This one in a million.
Okay.
You can't just have, you can't have a little bit of a fucking phone call in the trenches.
Okay.
That's how that's how it is.
That's how it's got to be sometimes.
I know that people on the internet communicate entirely through Star Wars analogies.
So I figured that would be the most appropriate avenue to express my opinion on this.
Next.
So his petition took off, hits a million.
It actually succeeded.
I'm doing my, like, I'm skipping over all the fun stuff really, where it goes from like 50,000 a day.
And then June 2nd hits.
And by the way, this is completely grassroots.
This is just people on YouTube advertising this.
But none of the big media outlets are talking about this petition.
The closest thing to a big media outlet talking about the Stop Killing Games initiative is the Times of India.
And to be quite frank with you, there are some really funny articles that get posted on the Times of India.
They seem to be like a wild west in journalism.
Sometimes you see a Times of India article and you're like, that's awesome, actually.
I don't know what those jeets are up to.
Anyways, July 2nd was their big coordinated push.
They're going to spam the hashtag.
They're going to publish videos.
Nobody nowhere would not be able to hear in the European Union of the Stop Killing Games petition.
And it worked.
PewDiePie got in on it.
Mudahara got in on it.
Lots of big names.
They have tons and tons of followers, got in on it.
Ross managed to avoid any bad associations with any bad actors out there through his diplomacy.
Got a conversation with Louis.
I like to call him Louie because I think Louis is a nice name, but it's Louis Rossman to talk because Lewis Rossman's big into right to repair and Lewis had been kind of a jerk to him.
He was pretty like rough with him.
So look, bro, he was basically like Uncle Ben telling Spider-Man that with great power comes great responsibility.
He tried to give him that kind of a speech, but like in an asshole kind of way.
So he got to talk to Lewis Rossman.
Very endearing.
And he got his 1 million signatures.
But make no mistake, Maldavius can still win.
I'll get into a second.
There's also like a renaissance of art.
So there's all sorts of fun little drawings and memes that are made on the forum that I've seen spread far and wide.
I featured on the QE Farms a video of, oh God, hold up.
Let me find this real quick.
I know exactly where to look.
This.
Yeah, this.
This was, I think this was made on the forum, and then I featured it.
Hi, Derek.
Would you like to sign my petition?
Not only do I not want to back this, I'm going to actively tell people not to.
I saw this get posted by Rango's on Twitter.
So there was like a complete renaissance of art and creativity all around this, this dichotomy of the evil of Maldavius versus the blessed Ross, which was very funny to me.
As soon as I saw his video, I'm just like, bro, you got to just make this guy look like a fucking villain.
And a petition signature is more about spinning him than doing anything.
And I think that was the correct avenue.
So while he kept his eye on the prize, he was like, look, this is a great thing for consumer rights.
The people, the actual people, the mob, they knew, they moved.
You got to get this fucker.
Sign my petition.
Not only do I not want to back this, I'm going to actively tell people not to.
Awesome.
Anyways, here's another one.
Why would that happen?
I'll tell you why.
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face.
And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it is so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
He can have a wonky nose or a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick out teeth.
But if you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Oh, that's quite nice, chat.
That's quite nice indeed.
Here's PewDiePie endorsing Stop Killing Games.
This was in a community made.
He posted a video and a bunch of people in the chat or the comments were like, bro, you got to cover this shit.
We got to kick fucking Maldavius in his fucking nutsack.
He was like, all right, well, I'll do a video about it.
He did do a video on the second of it.
But he says, thank you all for the amazing support in my recent videos.
I love how I can just nerd out and share whatever with you guys.
In the comments, I've been seeing some of you mention Stop Killing Games.
I want to say I 100%.
And this is a Swedish national.
Okay.
So he is his, of all the creators in the world, his signature and opinion actually matters.
So as a proud Sveed, he says, I 100% support this Bork Bork.
It ties in perfectly with what I talked about in my video.
Ownership over software and the games we buy.
I strongly encourage you to sign those.
And then he did publish his video.
He didn't endorse the petition.
And it was a total Ross victory.
Kind of.
So here's the thing.
The way these European initiatives work is that because they actually do compel the European Council or Commission to enact policy changes, they actually audit the petition.
Now, I want you to consider this for a second.
In the European Union, when you sign a petition, you have to supply your government ID, and then they will literally send the petition signatures.
Like if there's a bunch of like 100,000 signatures from Finland, they send the list of signatures and their ID to Finland and say, tell us which ones are fake.
And then Finland says these 20% signatures are fake.
That is how the European Union validates a petition.
In the United States of America, we can't even pretend to check ID because that's somehow racist.
I just want to draw a comparison between a sane world where you can actually validate the results of democratic processes and an insane world where there's absolutely no checks and balances because we just assume that black people are too fucking stupid to go get an ID at the DMV.
That's what's happening right now.
So as I was indicating, they are going to thoroughly evaluate the results of this petition to see if it actually crossed that 1 million signature threshold.
So, and obviously, this gained a lot of international attention.
So, people are going to try to gain the system, even though they were told explicitly by Ross not to do that because it does not help in any way, shape, or form.
And it just creates ambiguity on if the results are positive.
A lot of Moldavius stormtroopers were out firing shots at the movement saying that it was botted, that it's all fake, because it was receiving hundreds of thousands of signatures a day.
On July 2nd, it got like 150,000 signatures.
So, like, no, this is fake.
This is bullshit.
When it gets audited, you're not going to have enough.
So, although Moldavius has been laid low, seemingly, it's like at the end of a horror movie.
Okay, the evil villain is supposedly dead.
He fell or something.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Just because Maldavius is there laying on the ground, you can't just assume that Moldavius is dead, bro.
You can't just like walk away like mission accomplished.
You got to make sure that fucker's dead.
You got to drive him over in your car, get like a bat or something, start hitting him until he stops twitching.
Like, you got to do something.
You just assume that he's fucking dead.
So they're trying to get 1,200,000 signatures, which I think they're actually pretty close to getting already.
But basically, the EC has, because it already crossed the million, they're saying they're going to start preemptively auditing signatures to try and see, you know, because they still got time left.
So the EC guys told them, like, we're going to start looking to see how many of these are fake.
So you have an idea of how many more you need.
But long story short, if you haven't signed, you can still sign.
You can still get, you can be the one.
Okay.
The 1 million signatures, they've got Maldavius on the ground, but you can still get up.
There's still time for a sequel unless you unless you make sure.
Make sure that the deed is done.
You don't want no cliffhanger.
You don't want no post-credit sequence where Maldavius wretches his hand out from the ground.
Okay.
You got to make sure this shit's over.
Yeah, you'll sign it.
Yeah, motherfucker.
Real Troy Durant.
That's right.
You got to sign the petition.
Hi, Derek.
Would you like to sign my petition?
Not only do I not want to back this, I'm going to actively tell people not to.
Anyways, so I got the 1 million signatures.
And by the way, I literally just stole this guy's meme and posted it on Twitter with the message.
I'm so proud.
This fucking stolen ass meme from the forum got 4.3 million views and 105,000 likes.
So just do the math here, real quick.
I'm pulling my calculator.
4.9, 4.3 even.
4.3 million.
Okay, 1, 2, 3, divided by 107,000.
So every 40 views, every 40 people who saw this message saw his face crying.
They just saw this guy's face crawling.
They don't know what the fuck is going on.
They don't know what a stop killing games is.
They don't know what a million means.
They just see this guy crying and they're like, yeah, that's a winner.
That's a winner.
That's all it takes for one out of 40 people to be like, yeah, fuck that.
Fuck that guy.
That's all it took.
We don't need, I don't need no context here.
I'm just liking this one.
By the way, just as a little experiment, because when I bought the gold badge for the UCIPS org Twitter account, it gave me a bunch of ad credits.
And I have never done any kind of advertising campaign ever.
So, you know, when I did my stream last time, I said, like, you know, he's talking to all these English speaking people about this petition.
It's like, no country except Ireland speaks English anymore.
He's got to reach out to creators that are not English speaking to appeal to them.
So I actually put, I literally, I literally put my money where my mouth is and I spent $500 in X advertising credits.
I posted a tweet in Polish and it just says like Fortnite, EA, FIFA, Diablo 4.
These games can disappear in a second.
Sign this petition.
That's basically what it says.
And it's a link.
And this tweet got, because I paid for it with the ad credits for $500.
I got 1.5 million impressions and 3,000 clicks.
And then I even posted this and said, look, this was my experiment.
This is what came up.
And I even got people saying that they had never seen this.
Nice note was you.
I signed it from your ad.
Isn't that nice?
I got a guy who signed this petition because of my advertisement.
So he's poolish.
He's even got like an actually, that's a check.
That's an advertisement from the or a cartoon from Soviet Czechoslovakia.
I know what that is.
Anyways, so I had a little experiment and I was positively rewarded for it.
And I was very pleased.
And what's funny is that if you actually go to this tweet and read the replies, like this got 1.5 million views.
It got a bookmark, 1,000 likes, and all sorts of Polish memes and people talking about it and stuff.
And I'm like, wow, that's cool.
So I did my part.
I advertised it and I literally tried experimenting with ads to see how that works and stuff.
Cause, you know, it was at no cost to me that I hadn't already spent.
So I thought it was cool.
Why Poland?
Because I looked at the, I'll show you actually.
So this is the progress page.
They have the same confetti thing that the Kiwi Farms has, by the way.
It's the same exact mod.
If it wasn't the 4th of July, you would see only the blue and yellow stars, which I thought was very pretty.
But at the time, by the way, almost 1% of Finland has signed this fucking petition.
I'm mostly concerned about that one.
50,000 polls, 0.9%.
So if you were to line up 100 Finnish people, sorry, I said polls.
If you were to line up 100 Finnish people, there's a good chance that one of them has signed this petition.
Isn't that weird?
That's a lot of Finns care about video game consumer rights, apparently.
So, yeah, I looked at this of Sweden because PewDiePie is probably really popular in Sweden.
But at the time, Germany was the highest per capita.
And then Poland was like way behind all the rest.
It was like fighting France.
I'm like, that's stupid.
There are all sorts of fucking games that Polish people love.
They all play that fucking Rocket League game.
That's like a live service.
They should want Rocket League to be a land game.
So I said, you know what?
The Poles are probably the, and the Poles are the people who are least likely to speak English.
I know that a lot of them do speak English.
I'm just saying that, like, as far as bilingualism goes, Poland's pretty low in the European Union.
So it's like, I feel like Poland's the appropriate market.
And I talked to somebody who said they all, all the Chuds in Poland use Twitter.
So I was like, hell yeah, that's my audience.
I want chuddly monolingual Polish people young between the ages of 18 and 32.
That was my demographic.
Apparently it works.
Post it in Italian, maybe.
Italian's super low.
And Italy is actually so low per capita.
It's down there with like Greece and Malta and shit.
I'm just like, maybe Italians just have like a really high median age.
Or I don't know what the fuck's up with that.
I'm actually really curious why Italy seems so disconnected from this.
Like what happens in Italy?
Do they play video games?
Do they watch YouTube?
Do they just make cheese and olive oil?
Is that all they do?
That's possible.
They only make cheese and olive oil in Italy.
So I don't know.
I found that personally fascinating.
Toxic Harassment and Domestic Drama00:15:14
And then as a consequence, by the way, he's been constantly complaining in his Discord about brigading and people trying to ruin his life.
Apparently, he got swatted.
Obviously, I don't condone that in any way.
No, we should swat him.
But he's been saying that people have been brigading his games.
And there's that one game that did get brigaded, but that got like excluded.
The other one was that he worked for this group and he said that his group's games were being targeted by the hate mob.
But then the actual Pirate Nation, the actual real pro-piracy Twitter account, like demonstrably proved that those games weren't getting review bombed.
He's just lying about it to his Discord.
But he said this, Thor, how did the meeting go?
I really hope they liked what you've been working on in secret.
And he says, the project has been canceled.
The hate machine started attacking all the games being published by off-brand.
I stepped down to save them the headache.
It was an ARG I built over the last month.
So he's trying to say, like, that he was so like in the last month, while you gamers have been signing the kill all video game in actuality petition, and you've been signing the more government regulation petition.
I've been building my own Diablo clone, but it's been canceled because the kill all video games hate mob came after my company and they've canceled my project.
Whichever one I don't believe.
But I do believe, I don't believe that he stepped down, but I do believe that they allowed him to step down because he's a toxic accent.
He's toxic.
He's toxic.
Why is he toxic?
And what's funny is, let me get a drink and I'll explain my thoughts here.
Hold on.
He's had weeks, a full week at this point, to formulate a response to the hate mob.
But the thing is, he's such an arrogant prick that he, I think, he doesn't have the humility to even address this sensibly.
I feel like all he has to do is go out and say something to this effect.
Like, look, I care about video game preservation.
I was definitely very mean to Ross for no reason.
You know, you can even post it and say, like, I was rude talking about Ross, but I was speaking to my audience performatively.
I did not mean to offend him.
I did not mean to try and hurt his campaign.
I got some things wrong, but look, overall, I'm just concerned about the effects government regulation has on the video game industry.
And I hope that whatever the outcome of this is, it positively benefits gamers.
You can just like just a nice little tweet, a little bit wordy, apologies where they're owed, and say nothing at all.
Really?
Just say nothing at all.
Just say, oh, look, you know, I didn't mean to be such a dick.
I was just talking to my stream audience.
But, you know, I hope this works out.
I'm not, I'm not anti-gamer, anti-consumer rights.
Don't get me wrong.
But he's like, he's too gay and retarded and furry and arrogant and smug and a Nepo baby to just to bite the bullet and just, you know, deal with the fact that hundreds of, literally hundred, hundred.
Imagine how bruised a narcissist ego must be to be so annoying that hundreds of thousands of people can't stand you just by how you talk.
They don't even give a shit about what you do or, you know, what you say.
They just think you sound, you sound like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Hundreds of thousands of people think you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
And what's funny is how many times I check my notifications and I see like Clara trans flag liked my tweets about Jason.
Clara trans flag thinks you're a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Okay.
It might be a time to step back and re-proach your situation with the humility and grace that the severity of it requires of you.
All right.
Okay.
I'll just read the responses and then I'm done with that.
Hakati sketch says genuinely a curious question, but wouldn't it overall be less of a headache for you to try and contact Ross and work with him on this?
Yeah, no shit, it would be.
My thought process is pretty much assist with getting the initiative in a state that could potentially do good if people, this guy might be Jewish.
This guy might be Jewish.
I'm now more than halfway through this message.
I'm thinking this guy's, this guy is thinking really outside the box here.
Assist him with getting the initiative in a state that can potentially do good.
And people aren't going to listen and push for laws anyways.
Wouldn't it be a good idea to assist with clearing up the miscommunication potential?
That's exactly what I said.
Akata Sketch.
Sir Maldavius replies and goes, not interested.
The initiative will clearly pass the voting round.
Leave it to the legal process to decide it's better.
Aries replies and says, his tag is love smut, by the way, in case you forgot that these are Discord messages.
Apparently you can just make your tag love smut.
Once the voting round passes, or you want to make a video expressing in detail examples of what might be challenging for devs to do and your concerns in a more formal way.
Less about how you feel about it and more about facts, examples, et cetera, and what it means to make MMOs or any live service games functional.
I am interested in seeing the dev side of things and less about the drama and opinions.
Everybody has opinions and saying them doesn't bring much value past a certain point.
This guy is drunk.
He's like missing keys left and right past a certain point, but that knowledge hover would be worth gold.
So this guy loves smut, clearly a tranny, probably fucked up on something like pills because he can't type.
And he's a genuine fan of Thor.
Let's see what Thor has to say.
After it gets to that point, I will not be engaging.
The amount of horrific attacks on me is more than enough to stay away.
If it was just disagreeing with my stance, it would be fine.
So far, we've had wellness checks called in my house.
I've been swatted, and thousands of people are trying to cancel every aspect of my life.
They've also tried to call me a pedophile, say that I sexually abuse our rescue ferrets.
Tried to call the state to say we hoarded animals and other heinous shit.
Stop killing games as an initiative.
I disagree with.
The supporting base as a movement, I think, is absolutely fucking vile.
And by the way, you know how I went off with my lovely idealism.
I said, like, look, this is what he could say to try and diffuse the situation and look more reasonable and amicable and like he just had good intentions.
This is literally the exact opposite of that.
He doubles it.
He says, you know, look, I have my disagreements with the initiative, but it's the gamers who are the fucking vile freaks.
Fuck those gamers.
Those 1.2 million people that signed the petition and the millions more outside the European Union that supported it and spread the news of it.
Fuck you.
You suck.
Wow.
I wonder what that's going to do.
Do you think that's going to, A, diffuse the situation and get people to reconsider spreading hateful messages towards Jason?
Or B, inflame their passions even more and make it a direct personal issue with them.
Hmm.
I wonder what it's going to be, Jason.
Maybe that was not the right thing to say.
I get it.
It's hard to be like in the wrong really publicly and to actually come out and be like, hey, I was wrong.
It's hard to do that, especially when you're an egomaniacal maniac like me.
But at a certain point, you know, there's crow to be eat and they don't stop piling up.
That crow don't go away just because you want it to go away.
It just keeps, it just keeps getting more crow.
Eventually you walk outside, you look at that plate, silver platter, got like 40 different crows on it.
You're like, goddamn, that's a lot of fucking crow to eat.
I don't know if I can eat all that anymore.
I could have eaten that first crow, but now there's so much crow, I just can't fucking stomach that shit.
I can't even stomach looking at it, to be honest with you.
Anyways, another vodka, last bit of the stream.
Where are we at?
We're under three hours.
So I might play something.
I'm debating it.
Do you guys, do you guys want like a 10-minute video?
Maybe I'll pause it and commentate on it.
It's 10 minutes long, but it's really funny.
I'm tempted.
Play some Dota too.
Yeah, bro.
Okay.
Do the Rackets AI.
How the fuck did you know that?
How did that guy know exactly what I have queued up?
Fuck you.
Okay.
Down the hatch.
Ricada segment.
By the way, in case you're listening to this on the Alyssa Clips channel, I have been drinking old bay seasoned vodka for the last two hours and 37 minutes and 40 seconds.
So if I sound especially retarded today and you don't know what's wrong with me, that is why.
Happy 4th of July, by the way.
And that lick in the bottle chat.
Cease.
Cease and desist with your perversions.
Okay, this is Dixieland Buckaroo, who did a little bit of a synopsis of what's happening with the Aaron and Nick Riquet situation.
If you don't know, Aaron is Nick's ex-gay boyfriend.
He is currently facing criminal charges for stalking and harassment of Kayla.
I think.
I don't know.
I think it was, it's not stalking harassment.
He's got probation that he violated.
We talked at length in a previous stream.
Basically, he's in trouble for sharing a nude picture of Kayla and has complicated his situations because he agreed to a plea deal that he can't possibly actually keep.
So, here's our summary of the situation.
Aaron requests Nick not be allowed within a thousand feet of Aaron's home with no direct content and no online mentions.
Good from June 26, unless changed by another court or vacated if he requests it within 20 days.
It seems the judge agrees on the no contact and not within a thousand feet, but not the mentions.
Aaron Clint, so he's not permitted to talk about Kayla, but Nick Ricada can rail on him constantly.
That's not fair, man.
That's just not fair.
It's like, it's like on the forum, even the Kiwi farms.
It's like if Holly, the guy that gets into the most arguments is Hollywood Hulk Hogan, because he's like a libshit.
He loves Joe Biden.
He loves the Democrats.
He thinks they're the best.
He loves his Mexican friends.
He loves taco stands.
And he goes into a thread and he's like, God damn, I fucking love taco stands.
And he gets like a guaranteed 100 replies from like Trump Tards who are just like, fuck you and fuck taco stands.
So eventually sometimes I have to come in and like, look, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, please stop coming into threads and talking about taco stands.
And you fucking retards, please stop tagging him into threads because if you tag him into a thread, he will show up and talk about taco stands.
And that will be the next 40 fucking pages of this thread.
So that's what I have to do.
Okay.
As an administrator, I feel like the judge should have a similar policy.
If a guy and his gay boyfriend are having a little bit of a domestic, you know, because they did a little bit of a cum swap arena and now they're both very upset with each other, I feel like the judge should step in and be like, hey, look, you know, this is fucking gay and your shit's all retarded and you got to go, you got to shut the fuck up.
I'm sick of dealing with this, but apparently that's not how it works in Minnesota.
Aaron claims Nick, and these were options to be checked or not.
Only listed options were checked below.
That he was followed, monitored, or pursued by the petitioner, or pursued the petitioner, which would be Aaron, made unvisited visits to the petitioner, which I mean, I guess Nick Ricada is showing up at his house unsolicited, made harassing calls or texts the petitioner.
I can believe that, especially if Nick is in the shower, made threats to the petitioner, frightened petitioner with threatening behavior, called petitioner abusive names, or used social media to harass petitioner.
That's definitely true.
Notably in the fee waiver section, Aaron alleges fear of substantial harm due to Nick following, monitoring, or pursuing another, whether in person or through any available technological or other means.
He requests his address be withheld, but it's in the document in at least two places.
This was leaked, by the way, to the Minnesota Public Records account.
So it includes unredacted information.
Aaron calls Nick a former friend.
Honestly, I'm going to be real with you.
If I'm filing a restraining order, I'm going to hype that shit up.
Like, yeah, we were gay boyfriends, cum swapping and shit.
That's what he's got to say.
He can't be like, look, we were former friends and now you shit talking me on like his YouTube channel.
He's got to be like, bro, we were swapping cum.
We were swapping wives.
We were J-O-ing in the hot tub.
Like, he's got to get down and dirty and be like, yeah, I'm a fucking fag.
This guy's my gay fag boyfriend.
Because the judge is going to look at this and be like, okay, so your friend is talking shit on social media and sending me text messages and like, who gives a shit?
You start talking about that gay shit.
Judge is going to be like, oh, we got some fag drama here.
The April 11th date from Nick does appear and it does appear to be Aaron's handwriting.
The end date for the using personal info without consent to invite, encourage, or solicit a third party to engage in a sexual act with the victim ends November 10th, 2024.
That must be when Aaron finally secured his Google account question mark.
Aaron notes the start of the monitoring as September 1st, continuing through present day.
He also claims Nick, quote, has shown up at businesses he works at to harass the ownership and hopes I will be there.
Question mark Stony's in parentheses.
I assume this is his comment.
He constantly threatens myself, hence that the fact I should have been killed on his ex account.
And he's accessed my Google account without authorization and posted screenshots on his ex for my search history and claims he shared private Google information with others.
He has appeared on numerous live streams on YouTube, on his own channel, and other people's channel, such as NLO on June, and encouraged people to report him to law enforcement.
He has gathered people in public places to harass or intimidate me.
Aaron describes the effect of the harassment.
I cannot live a normal life, do my daily work, or worry if he's going to invent some new threat or make up a new charge that I am not responsible for.
Ever since his arrest for felony, cocaine, possession, and child endangerment.
Warrants, Cocaine, and Probable Cause00:15:49
So he's willing.
See, that just makes him look petty.
You're willing to outline all the bad things that the guy you're petitioning against did, but you're not going to mention the cum swapping.
Yeah, someone's trying to save face to the judicial system.
That's not how it works.
You got to humiliate yourself and humble yourself before the judge and be like, no, I am a fucking dainty little fag and I did come swap and my boyfriend's out to kill me.
He don't get to do this shit where you're just like, yeah, we're totally friends.
And yeah, he's a totally bad guy and shit.
I have been worried he could come to my house and cause trouble, especially while my children are at home.
He says that, yes, it will continue.
He seems unhinged in regards to me and obsessed with inflicting whatever kind of punishment he feels I deserve.
I do believe he could get physical at some point.
Aaron does ask.
He and the kids are included, including an adult ward for whom he's a legal guardian.
That was not granted because Nick's actions to date have not been directed at the children.
But Patrick Milton talks about using his children as a cup holder.
He probably should have mentioned that as well.
Aaron seems not to request an initial hearing.
Court agreed.
HRO was requested for one year.
The funniest bit is from this.
He says, he made a message to me on the app Signal telling me to kill myself because I refused to come over to his house and continue swinging with him.
The with him is hidden in an edit in Aaron's writings.
So I guess he had this written up and then edited it to try and distance himself or something.
I'm not sure.
All right.
Did we, I'll do a, can we, should we watch the AI slop chat?
Let's see.
I'll do a poll.
Poll, watch the 10-minute AI slop.
Yes or no?
Type in exclamation point, vote one for yes, an exclamation point vote two if you'd like to skip the 10 minute AI sloppa segment.
Let's see.
The votes are coming in and it appears that we want the AI sloppa.
Okay, so this is Shush.
He made a 10-minute long rendition of the body cam footage.
So this is an artistic interpretation of what the body cam footage could have looked like if we had it.
And all the characters are like these white pieces of paper with blue line art on them.
And they kind of remind me of this adult swim show that I can't think of the name of.
I've been thinking of it for like a day.
And I even tried looking up adult swim shows and I can't think of what the fuck they are.
So there was Tom goes to the mayor.
Oh my fucking God.
I can't believe that's like a fever dream.
I'm actually surprised it's a real thing and not like a hallucination.
So it seems very Tom goes to the mayor inspired.
Please enjoy.
I'll maximize this.
I'll comment if I feel a comment coming on.
Police open up.
We got a warrant.
We got a warrant.
Open up.
Nick said not to open the door.
Well, we're the police and you gotta let us in.
Otherwise, we'll kick that door in.
Nick said not to open the door for cops, especially.
You flinched.
Uh-uh.
Pussy.
Where'd you go?
You okay?
I'm here.
Sarge, look.
Where's the sheriff?
He's busy.
With what?
Sucking wieners.
I got the kids.
Let them change into some clean clothes and take them outside.
They don't have any.
Take them outside then.
Sarge found these two hiding in the bedroom.
Take them both outside for questioning.
Once you get that done, call the sheriff and give him an update.
10-4, Sarge.
Get out of my house!
Get out of my house!
Now, We've got a warrant to search the premises, so we need you.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to an attorney.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.
Now, we want to ask you some questions.
A quick interview.
We want to get an idea of the layout of the house, where the nanny is at, and who all stays here.
What's your probable cause?
You have the search warrant.
Cool.
You have no probable cause.
Are you willing to talk with me?
Sure, you still have no probable cause.
I'm not discussing all that.
You've been given the search warrant.
You should know how this works.
What I know is that you have no probable cause.
All right.
So, Kayla's your wife, then.
Who's the other woman?
She's April.
She's just a friend.
She's just visiting.
She doesn't live here.
She came out of the bedroom.
So, so she came out of the bedroom.
When I have people over, they don't go in my bedroom.
I don't give a shit what you do.
I'm just asking questions.
You're not.
You're making statements.
Where do you stay in the residence?
That's a direct close.
That's all over.
It's my house.
Do you stay in the master bedroom?
When I'm in there, I stay in there.
Sure.
Is that where you sleep at night?
Yes.
That's all I needed to know.
Do you want to tell me where things are in the house to help expedite the search?
We're what things are.
You saw the warrant.
We're looking for controlled substances.
I'm not admitting to anything.
That's ridiculous.
You still have no probable cause.
We're going to be searching the house.
We're going to be contacting family services.
Why?
Because we've already found cocaine in the house.
We're not here on a whim.
Yes, you are.
No, we're not.
Yes.
We came here looking for controlled substances.
We were only in the house for about one minute.
I love the way she says controlled substances.
I don't know anything about that.
Just wait until my mom hears about this.
Do you know who Knight is?
I'll have all your- You see what I mean by the Tom goes to the mayor art style?
St. Cloud.
What was he doing over there?
Have you been read your Miranda rights?
Yeah.
Okay, I've got some questions.
Could I, like, go get my purse first?
I don't have my phone.
I could get one of the officers to get it for you if you tell me where it is.
It's in the bedroom.
Why is it in there?
I fell asleep.
You slept in the city?
Was it a stripper camelot?
I didn't pick up on that one.
I like live here.
So where else would I sleep?
Right.
Silly me.
This part's artistic interpretation.
The best part is the Kayla interview.
That's my absolute favorite.
It's actually really scary.
So child protective services are on their way.
Do you have any family you could call?
Any friends?
Hello?
Why does child services have to get involved?
It's because we found drugs in your house and your daughter tested positive for cocaine.
That's not true.
Yeah, huh?
At 10 times the cutoff.
That's not true.
In fact, if I had to guess, it was probably you who gave her cocaine.
No.
We got multiple reports about possible child endangerment, but we weren't expecting this.
Aaron.
Who's Aaron?
I feel bad for people just listening.
Someone do something about it.
Put it on the mathinternet.com archive.
And for Sarge.
How's the search going?
Slow.
We found more drugs in multiple rooms and a couple of loose guns, but the amount of trash is making it an ordeal.
What type of drugs?
Cocaine, ketamine, and all sorts of pills.
Sarge found some more pills.
Who's Celeste?
It's his mother.
He was yelling about her earlier.
He's stealing pills from his mom.
I'm going to go talk with the kids.
Where was he?
Locked in the bathroom, pissing shit everywhere.
I think they interview each of the kids individually.
There's a really funny thing.
I don't know what the designs of the kids are based off of.
I assume they're just random pictures of models or something.
I'm not familiar with what his kids look like, so I don't know if they're based off life.
I know that his kids showed up in a church video that the church had published, but I don't.
I'm pretty sure they're just stock models or something.
Gross.
There are stock photos on the chat says.
I want to ask a couple of questions, if y'all don't mind.
And if you don't want to answer, that's fine too.
What's it like living here?
It's always something with you.
Do you know how busy I am?
No, because you don't care.
Because you only ever think about yourself.
Because you lack even the basic decency to consider how others feel.
So fine.
I'll drive you to church since you love God so much.
There's no, there's no fucking way that that is not on point.
You just know, because you, you, like with the body cam, the transcript, you know what he's like.
And you just know he must be like that to his wife and kids all the fucking time continuously.
Get in the car.
Oh, I have to drink too.
Okay, I can do that.
Nick, there's nothing to eat.
Well, we've got plenty to drink.
I'm not gonna hurt you, but I'll fucking kill you.
I love how she's just like violently shaking.
Oh my god, what is like gonna happen to me?
Have you already forgotten the solemn vow I made?
Chaos would let the world burn before he let any harm befall his Valkyrie.
If ever these deceivers try to lead you astray, remember this and what it means.
That's an awful lot of comfort for just a friend.
I hope you get gonery and die.
Watch your head.
What?
True art.
True art from the source of art, which is the cookie forms.
Bravo, bravisimo.
I love how he even says interesting matter of public record.
It's supposed to have taken him a long time, by the way.
Even a little bit of video editing is a very time-consuming thing to do.
So that's quite a sacrifice that he made.
Very well done.
Okay.
That's the Nick Ricada segment.
I think that that is all of this.
So I want to say it's time for the super chat segment, chat.
I think that was there anything else left to did I miss anything chat?
Did I miss anything?
Hassan loved it.
Hassan, you could see you could see Hassan's reaction throughout that entire video.
He really appreciated the artistic liberties taken.
He's a big fan of the show, actually.
Call PPP?
I could do this.
I have the power.
I have the power to call him right now on his phone.
I'm not calling PPP.
Nice try, chat.
Listen, I still have all my inhibitions.
That's what you don't know about me, chat.
I have all of my inhibitions.
The lights are on in somebody's home.
Okay, that's how it worked.
Sorry, I'm boring.
I'm a boring drunk.
Okay, let's read the super chat.
Let's make this shit green.
That's what I do, right?
Make it fucking green.
Make that shit green.
All right.
Hot dog day for $2 says, in American Superiority News, the greatest athlete ever, Joey Chestnut, has won his 19th Nathan's hot dog eating contest by eating 17 and a half hot dogs in 10 minutes.
That is quite impressive.
Thank you.
Kurt, I can walk.
Anime Masturbator for 10 says, Glorious Cue Emperor.
Happy birthday to the greatest country in God's Green Earth.
Wait, Japan doesn't have an independence day.
Never mind.
False alarm.
That's because Japan is not independent.
Japan is a vassal state of the United States of America, the greatest country on God's green earth.
Thank you.
Buzz Burbridge for two says, remember, having white children and raising them is how you win.
That is absolutely correct.
What an excellent super chat.
Thank you.
KY Tech Guy for one says the white bitch needs her coffee.
I don't know what this is a reference to, but I hope she got it.
Sneedo, for one, says he's going to turn on the webcam chat.
My computer has no webcam.
It was a deliberate effort to set up my actual camera.
And you are not so lucky.
Space Allen for $50 says American flag.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That is a great flag, one of the best flags of all time.
Thank you.
Citrus Addict for one says, My husband wants to know if you finally ate a 4th of July burger in the motherland and if it brought you to tears.
07.
The local fire department was having a barbecue, and that was my festivities.
I showed up, and I actually managed to socialize with all the old folks there, and I had a pretty good time.
And I got to try some smoked schmeets.
And the schmoked schmeets were actually amazing.
There were different kinds of pulled porks and smoked chickens.
But the pork belly I had was absolutely phenomenal.
It's that kind of when you get like a really good fatty food like cheese or pork belly and the fat coats your mouth.
It's just the best.
It's the best food experience you can get, really.
Logistical nightmare for five says, I take full responsibility for my super chat many a stream ago about the old day vodka.
Whatever may come of this stream, happy Freedom Day, Hedge Schneider in Chief.
Phenomenal Pork Belly Experience00:04:57
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
I don't remember what you said many a stream ago about old day vodka, but um, now that I have drinking, they don't really put like measurements on this bottle, so you know how much of what you're drinking.
But I've drinking like a third, like a quarter to a third of it, somewhere around there.
Thank you.
Pork belly is really fucking good.
Can I put him on the screen?
I don't usually put free chestnuts.
There you go.
I can do that still.
Pork belly is so fucking good.
Space Cadet Joe, you are absolutely correct.
It is so fucking good.
Gump Gump for 10 says, when the dotnet coming back, I'm still waiting on something in particular, but as soon as that is done, I will have it back up.
I promise.
Though, if you use Proton VT VPN, if you cut on the filter, dot net does not work.
And if you are a customer of Proton VPN, I would ask that you complain to Proton VPN about the broken DNS filter because that's real fucking annoying.
And whenever fucking Tranny Retard put us on the Proton VPN malware list, this would be fired up a fucking cannon into the middle of the fucking ocean.
Thank you.
No hurt.
Mr. Metal for five says, happy birthday to Lance.
God bless America.
Happy birthday, Lance.
Congratulations on being the grandmaster in the Canto region.
Really happy for your success.
Sneed's pizza formerly chucks for doesn't show up on the screen.
For one, says, Did you smuggle this on a floppy disk?
No, I did not.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I did not do that.
I've never touched a floppy disk in my whole life.
Actually, that's a lot I have.
I have touched a flop.
No, actually, I've touched a three and a half inch floppy disc that's not actually floppy.
I've not actually touched like a seven-inch floppy disk before.
I know they exist and they put the nuclear codes on, but I don't know.
I've never touched one.
David S877 for 25.
It'll show up on my fucking screen.
Says, here's some money to buy the post-4th discount fireworks rant to blow yourself up.
I was thinking in the car today about if burn ward surgeons treat the 4th of July like a big day.
Like if in the weeks leading up to July 4th, a burn ward surgeon has to like make sure that he's got enough nurses and surgical assistants like on call that day.
If it's like a money, money, money day for them, like they look for July 4th, like, oh, fuck yeah, we're gonna get some burn ward victims of the day.
If you're a burn ward surgeon, please let me know if you have to like prepare for July 4th in advance, like how Whataburger prepares for spring break.
That's what I'm talking about.
All right, thank you.
Humble Guardsman for seven says, over eight hours late, you've earned yourself another entry in the Damascene.
I don't know what that means, but I hope that's a good thing.
Thank you very much.
TP Deluxe for five says, let's go chat drinky poo stream for America Day.
We're getting turnt up nibbas sending pink-haired farting dragons.
We're going full for Keita.
Nice try, guy.
I have my wherewithal to avoid any farting purple dragons.
I do not fall for such hijinks, chat.
You know, you know me.
Barella Furman for three says, America!
Yeah, that's how I feel today.
I'm gonna be quite real with you.
The ghost of Lotex for one says, I was watching your K's cooking reaction compilation, and you mentioned offhand that your uncle is British.
Please elaborate on this.
Um, I'm surprised I mentioned that.
Um, he's actually a great uncle, and he is British, but he's lived in the United States for a very long time.
Um, he has a wonderfully uh posh British accent, and I can't say much more than that, but he's a joy to be around.
Um, he loves football and he loves alcohol, and he is allergic to drama.
If there is any kind, like he and his wife, they love to drink, they'll break out some wine, some some spirits, some uh beer, and they'll watch football, European football on the telly.
And if that conversation in that room turns serious, if it turns about religion or like problems from like childhood, they will legit just get up from their chairs and remove themselves from the area and watch football on a different television.
Like that man has no patience for a bad atmosphere, and if you got bad vibes, he wants no part of it.
Um, like, he's like, if it even turns a little bit serious, he's out of there.
He doesn't want any part of that, so he and his drink will be going elsewhere if the Bible is a matter of if the Bible becomes topic of conversation.
Very, very, very easy guy to get along with, very extremely pleasant person.
Uh, the orange cow for 20 says, Do you have any opinion about Thomas Kincaid?
Restraint Against Almighty Lolly Comments00:14:49
Also, how is Kiwi Gold thing coming along?
Um, I am waiting.
I think that I, by the way, I'm selling the rest of the um, the Halloween merch on madnettheinternet.com.
It's only in limited sizes, I think mostly the smaller sizes, of course, because that's how it is.
But if you use Sneed25 as a coupon code, you get $10 off every article of clothing.
I'm just trying to get rid of it.
Um, this was what was left over when I lost my payment processor last time.
But um, I'm working with this company and they want to get me access to a check deposit system, and they just want to establish a business relationship with me through Man at the Internet first.
So, um, if you guys are interested in getting the Halloween or winter stuff that is like super cheap right now, just because I have to get rid of it and get it out of the warehouse, uh, it's need 25 is the coupon code.
But uh, the Kiwi Gold thing will come after I get my check deposit system.
Um, the company I'm working for working with is extremely awesome, and they're trying very hard to get us through, um, but it will take time, unfortunately, as all things do.
It's really, it really drives me crazy.
That's the craziest thing about being an adult is that you realize just how valuable time is, and you really start thinking about how, like, you know, people tell you like in a month or in a in a couple months from now, and you're just like, bro, that's like a fraction of my fucking life.
You're telling me to wait a year?
That's like 160th of my entire adult life.
I'm fucking lucky.
Like, at the absolute minimum.
And you're telling me to wait a fucking year for that?
That's bullshit.
So it's very frustrating as an adult trying to get business stuff done.
You're just like, get it done now.
I need it done now.
I got shit to do, bro.
But it'll happen.
We're working on it.
I'm working on it.
When I speak of we, I'm referring to myself.
I am the queen of England, so I can speak in third person.
David, thank you, by the way.
David 87890 for 10.
If I can click the fucking thing, says, hello, Jouche.
I have dispatched my finest agent to collect signatures for Stop Killing Games petition.
Here he is in action.
Skip to 43 for the funny.
Okay.
Let's see.
This is going to be a particularly slow super chat segment, in case you're wondering.
Okay, so 43.
Hey, it's like a postal two joke?
left the door unlocked again oh shit I'm not racist.
These people really do all look alike.
Would you please sign my petition?
Oh, my clever cord.
Don't these people have jobs?
Did this guy just like break into a Chinese person's home?
Can we all just get along?
Guess not.
I better watch out for those guys from now on.
I guess like he just broke into a Chinaman's house.
Shouldn't do that.
That's rude.
Thank you.
Dragoons for five says, buy a pizza for your pizza.
I would if I could.
I'm on a diet.
Here's how much restraint I exercise, chat.
I was at a fucking fireman's barbecue and I had one plate of pulled pork.
You know how long it's been since I had pulled pork?
15 fucking years.
I haven't had it in forever.
I had one plate with like a little bit of baked beans and I didn't go back for seconds.
That's how much restraint I have.
I want to be a skinny queen so I can go to DC.
I'm going to be like Ross Scott and that change.
I'm going to tell the congressman, would you like to sign my petition?
That's what I'm going to do.
You have to be a skinny queen for that.
Asian tech support for 10.
I can't click this again.
I don't know why.
Where the fuck?
What did I break to fuck this up?
Asian tech support for 10 says, no, drunk child, you will take multiple shots now, I've actually drank more than I was intending to.
I was going to drink a full shot between every section, and I did so, but I honestly didn't feel it.
So I'm just like, and I think it's because I'm standing.
So I'm standing and I'm like sweating in my room and stuff.
So I'm probably filtrating or sweating out the alcohol faster than I normally do if I'm just chilling and playing video games or something.
So I actually did drink more than I usually would because I am quite a quite lightweight.
Thank you.
Citrus Addict for five says, what Josh was really up to while the stream was tardy and shooting out, and there's a cat box file.
Oh boy, I can't wait.
You never know what you're going to get in a cat box file, chat.
It appears to be a man eating hot dogs with an evil dog staring at him.
I don't know what that evil dog is up to, but that man apparently cannot handle any more hot dogs, chat.
I hope he doesn't eat more.
That was something.
If I ever have kids, I'm going to make sure I don't do what my mom and my grandparents did.
My parents told me, you know, there's children starving in Africa.
And what you should really tell your kids is not that there are children starving in Africa.
You should tell your kids, if you're not hungry, don't fucking eat anything.
So that guy on the floor eating the hot dogs, he needs somebody to tell him that if he doesn't want to eat any more hot dogs, just don't eat more hot dogs.
It's okay.
You don't have to eat all those hot dogs.
I feel like this is an important life lesson that aspiring parents should learn, chat.
From me to you, Chad.
No hurt, Mr. Metal for five says, happy birthday to Tax Brass.
I don't know who that is, but happy birthday, Tax Brass.
I hope you enjoy sharing your birthday with the 4th of July.
I feel it's a bit awkward, but at least you get fireworks.
Many people don't get fireworks for their birthday.
Need to Stanny for five says, I heard that.
Oh, there it is.
Five says, making ham ham work overtime on a statutory holiday, no dignity.
In the United States of America, you don't even get overtime for working on a federal holiday.
You just get to eat shit.
Kiwi friend for two says, Jersh, please keep in mind that all of the tax law hasn't been written into law for the big beautiful bill.
And it's still being debated in the house.
Last I heard.
I think it's signed into law at this point.
I'm not sure.
Pretty sure it's been signed into law.
Sneeto for one says, boss man's gamba is filing tax free.
Actually, it's the exact fucking opposite, bitch.
He's paying 10% on his wager when he doesn't make any fucking money, bitch.
He's going to be paying tens of millions of dollars to the IRS.
They're going to put that motherfucker in a coal mine in the middle of Kentucky for make that money back, bitch.
For dear for 10 says, busy, can't watch tonight.
Just in case, play the fucking Chuck E. Cheese clip, bitch.
Okay, I can do that.
I know exactly.
This guy sends me a super chat for $10 and says, play the Chuck E. Cheese clip.
And you might be thinking, what the fuck does that mean?
That doesn't make any goddamn sense.
Okay, I got this.
I know what the fuck you want, though.
Hell yeah.
I got the Chuck E. Cheese clip, bitch.
Play.
What the fuck you mean you're not going to play?
I didn't fucking ask if you wanted to play or not.
Play the goddamn rodent singing the fucking born in the USA.
What the fuck is this?
Hold up.
I think I own the Kiwi Farms.
I think I have this.
I don't have this?
I swear to fucking God, I saved this on the Kiwi Farms.
Oh, hell yeah.
I got it.
I saw this perform live.
I was eating cheese pizza.
Chuck E. Cheese as a little boy.
I saw this perform live.
When the rodent said, born in the USA, I clapped.
Born in the USA.
You're such a patriot.
You're welcome in the 90s, Chad.
Gee, we'll agree with you.
The 4th of July came early this year.
It doesn't have to be a special day to sing about America.
Because feeling good about our country is something we should do every day.
This was in the 90s.
This was normal.
You even have the fucking Italian guy that makes the fucking cheese pizza.
He ate a Chuck E. Cheese.
He's singing about how happy he is to be American.
Nowadays, if they made this, it would be a Mexican that speaks Spanish or some shit and sings the fucking anthem and fucking spicalese.
Disgusting chat.
Things, you know what?
I was going to say things are never going to be as comfy as they were in the 90s, but you know what?
That's wrong.
We got the best Jew that God ever gave us besides Jesus age Christ himself.
And he's working for our deportations and he's going to deport every fucking Mexican.
We're going to have a fucking country again.
That's what's coming, chat.
It's the second coming.
He's back and he's going to get rid of all the Mexicans.
All right.
Sneeto, for one, says, never mind, bossman has lost it all again.
I've heard.
I've heard the bad news.
Citrusak, for one, says Catbox file.
I will look at it.
I'm not going to put it on the stream because he gave me a dollar.
It's a chat.
It's a skeleton saying, oh, shit, a rat.
And he's kicking a rat that says, fuck you, Josh.
That's very mean.
David Lamy, for one, says, come to England, absolutely not.
Porglack, for one, says, sorry, my voice.
I'm actually out here doing things, Jim, so I don't have time to watch your little show.
So I have a goddamn shot to big red in the SBC retards right up.
That is a nonsense statement, but thank you.
Portlack for two says, give this extra two bucks to SBC in America, Samoa, and let him know it's okay because he's still a bike.
It's not okay, actually.
I want my bike back.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, how many have you had?
You should have a proposed drinking game with this right.
Happy 4th, 10 no hika banzai.
I was gonna have one per segment, but then I had like two per segment at the end.
Thank you.
A and N did nothing wrong for five.
Says, I'm looking forward to you chat with card posting.
He backed out on that.
Sorry, he sent me a message saying that he was too busy.
Any chance you could warn him about Discord gaps?
I'd hate for him to end up like David Stayer cooking with Kay.
Yeah, sorry, backed out.
Peepee Deluxe for five says, lying ass sneezer hide the drink stream for 374 years and takes one shot, shameful shot.
Now you're going to be South Sadan.
No.
I feel like it had enough.
I know my limit.
Tax-free Bish for 150 says, drink.
No, Bish.
I know my limit, motherfucker.
Anime Extremists.
I said animal extremist.
Anime Extremist for 5 says, I plan on being blackout drunk and lighting fireworks or shooting expired soda cans with my sister by the time you get to super chat.
So for replay, gang, can you explain the VTuber drama this week?
Thanks.
Oh, I saw this super chat and I retroactively handled it earlier in the stream.
You're very, very welcome.
Make sure to send more.
Subscribe to matteinternet.locals.com.
Thank you.
Sneeto for one says, I'm surprised you didn't say how northern Idaho is a hub for serial killers.
Well, I did.
I kind of hinted that I have a beef with Northern Idaho and people gave me shit for it, but I'm actually completely fucking vindicated, as a matter of fact.
Foxes for 10 says, here's $10 to skip the VTuber drama.
It's fucking gay.
Put this towards your cheese fun.
Unfortunately, the anime extremist super chat somehow overrated this more expensive super chat.
So I guess I'm not paying enough attention to my super chats.
Thank you, though.
Haram Murder for two says, Why am I even super chatting?
You'll be too drunk and wasted with this keel switch pulled to read this.
Jokes on you, Bish.
I did read it.
Baldo Peggins for five says US flag.
Thank you, Baldo Peggins.
I appreciate it.
Nugala Sneed for five says, VTubers never beating the Pedo allegations.
Total VTuber death.
Couldn't agree more.
Can't wait to see what enlightening opinions I get from some fucking faggot called the Almighty Lolly about how he's not actually jerking off to pictures of kids.
Debugs for one says, I was at a gas station a couple weeks ago and saw a clapped-out Camry with anime lowly stickers everywhere.
I waited for the owner and saw a big fat hand planet come out of the store with a bunch of junk.
Dude, the fact that people are so emboldened that they're gonna put like cunning stickers on their fucking car and expect not to get shot is like a Dutch, like a sign about the mall decay of the entire country, to be real with you.
Nylon Python for 25 says, This is what I think of whenever you start explaining German pronunciation.
Okay, let's see what this is.
You did send $25, chat.
I've never played this game.
I like your style, Americans.
Very good.
You're part of the Reich now.
Subject of the Great Fuhrer.
I hope for your sake you consider the Reich and all its glorious people your own.
Yes, of course, sir.
Let me give you some free advice.
You are witnessing a new dawn for America.
You have a choice in this new world, because the time will come when, how do you say?
The wheat detaches from the chaff.
Have you taken your German lessons?
Oh, yes, sir.
Good.
You, how do you say thank you in German?
Dankeschon.
Let me see.
It's um Dankeschong.
Yes.
Yes, I'll have it.
My God.
Was that all right?
No, that was terrible.
You're butchering my beautiful language.
It's Dankteschun for damp.
Say it.
Thank you, Schuen.
That's the hardest thing.
In German, you have all these alphabet letters that got the dots on them.
And you gotta say it right.
Because the Germans get real fucking offended by that shit.
You guys say Dankeschoon?
It's difficult.
Fiera.
And if you really exaggerate and go Fiara.
It's a Ferrara.
You guys say that right.
Incorrect.
Dankeschoon.
That's a really important word in German, by the way.
Everything is so shon.
Germans always talk about how fucking Sean everything is.
I've heard enough.
No more.
I'm so sorry, Strong.
Still practice.
You will practice hop.
Oh, Wilson.
I am.
There's a German expression that's like Deutsche Sprachen Schwashbrachen, which just means that German's fucking hard.
Thank you.
Sneed Cricket for one says, happy fourth, y'all.
And Jush.
I love bullying the animes in kick chat.
They get so mad when you make fun of their animes.
And Gata.
Also, a bunch of Jack Jap comic writers are supporting a Peter writer.
German Expressions for Hard Language00:12:00
I'm not surprised.
They're very strange people.
Haramberger for two says, if you're still functioning, take a shot of Old Baby because Jackson said doo-doo at the hour 15-minute mark lol.
No, no, no.
I don't think so.
Thank you.
Joe Jloy for 20 says, hey, Josh, Moon Pie Moon.
And there's a cat box file.
Well, it is $20.
$20 is $20, chat.
Let's see what he's got to say.
I'm a Brad Pod fan, Day nigger pedophile.
Child predator, no pussy in the wild.
Oh my, oh my, I found you, nigger.
Don't you run from me, little nigger.
I love this video.
It's so funny.
It's such a perfect example of like the fucking meaningless bullshit that like you think of when you have like a song and you're like butchering it in your head.
Sneak cricket for two says the bleach writer refused to support the Peter Writers 30th anniversary project.
The One Piece Black Clover and Jojo writer supported the Peter Writer Akinshin.
And then there is a INDB page.
But listen, bro, if I spent all my time thinking about Japan, it would be a bad day.
Space Allen for one says pay null.lol.
And I think this is a counter that shows how much money Russell Greer currently owes me.
He currently owes me $1,274.75.
So Yikes Arena chat.
Yikes Arena.
I hope he one day pays me.
Cole Yudante for 20 says, Mr. Greer, the court is seriously thinking this time.
I'm going to do it.
I swear I'm going to seriously think about sanctioning you if you missed the noon and new deadline to complain with my sanctions.
Well, I'm glad that we have Your Honor boss man Jack to seriously think about doing something.
I hope one day he, knowing one day the judge might actually do something fills me with determination.
Thank you.
Tashmina Hamham for two says, how much for you to sing Dixieland completely drunk?
I think singing's off the table, bro.
Indians are stinky for five says the best black man to ever live, Clarence Thomas, may one day speak of the QB Farms in your name in American legal history.
Is that surreal as fuck or what?
It is a bit surreal, but it's also very, very optimistic.
Ballistic characteristic for 25 says, happy 4th of July.
Congratulations and good job on getting the USIP memberships going.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Good timing.
You got about 28 minutes to wish me happy 4th of July.
Thank you.
Red Eyes Black Dragon for 5 says happy Independence Day, Jersey.
And he updates on Drachen Lord.
What do you think he's doing right now?
He's probably going Skat Sket and Mainama Alti.
Mine Kumpu.
Point blank shot trains with a shotgun.
125 for one says, Let me see if I get you right.
Juice, you really believe these anime women are real pedophiles and you want them held legally apprehensible for this act.
Is this a change possible in our lifetime?
I don't believe that they're paidophiles per se, but I believe that they shamelessly masturbate real paedophiles for cash money, which is a kind of shamelessness that's hard to fathom.
Can you imagine anything more disgusting than like being like the ghislaine Maxwell and carrying water for Jeffrey Epstein?
That's basically what fucking Guragawa is.
She's like, sure, whatever.
I'll pay Malaysians to draw a little girl tummy so that you can masturbate to pornography.
I mean, I'll sing little, little cute songs about the Connie, you know, about crabs and shit so you can masturbate.
It's like, that's fucking gnarly, bro.
Where's your fucking shame?
You're a woman.
You're supposed to have motherly instinct and you're like masturbating pedophiles.
I would love to know in like a real interrogation style where it's like you actually know what's in the heart of hearts.
I would love to know what Gura Garwa's internal justification for what she does is.
Because it must be something like, because you know, she's a woman.
So she has motherly instincts.
She instinctively, biologically cares for kids.
So it must be something like, if they're jerking off to Saba, the character, they're not molesting kids.
It must be something like that.
I would love to know, like in a one-on-one private conversation, like what is actually fucking wrong with her, but it's probably something like that.
Sneek Cricket for one says, hope the neighbor-type people down the street blow themselves up with their fireworks.
Thank God for white people and thank God for you.
You can skip this, but I hate neighbors, tacos, raccoons, and shoes or pants.
Chat, I think is what he's trying to say.
John Doe Darius for five says, great fucking stream.
10 out of 10 drinking with you.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Cheers.
Robinberger for two says, can't believe Dead by Daylight is burrowed that deep into your psyche that you remember a spine chill on a visceral level.
Take a shot.
Survivor Cuck.
I played mostly Killer.
I didn't enjoy Survivor at all.
I did enjoy hacking people to death with a knife, though.
But I don't know.
It is a very memorable game.
That's why it's so popular.
It's not really that great, but it's like super memorable.
Josh Hungy for 150 says, will you give us a pickleburger review now?
I promise no such thing.
Don't even try.
I can't even think of where the nearest Sonic is from here.
It's a long ass way.
Logistical Nightmare for $50 says, 12 hour for gimmick vodka.
12 hours for gimmick vodka.
I must properly compensate for your time in fulfilling my silly super chat.
Enjoy a K and you on this glorious Independence Day.
Wow.
Don't, don't.
I mean, I guess I should inflate your ego, but honestly, I just wanted to visit the Potomac.
No, I didn't go during the best time of year, but I wanted to see it.
I wanted to see the Capitol.
I did.
Nothing stops me, chat.
If I want to go see the fucking capital of the United States of fucking America, I'm going to go see the mom fucking capital, mom, fucking America.
I'm going to get some fucking old Bay Vodka, motherfucking bitch.
Bix and new shit, nigga.
Thank you.
Sikh Low there for 10 says, happy Lugon's Liberdation Day.
Potoffel needs a crazy organizer, data guy, real good with automation, some other related retarded shit to fix his pizza fund.
We'll pay you in.
I think he needs somebody more familiar with his show.
And I'm not.
I watched that one video where he talked about Ethan Ralph and I gave him props.
That stream was a lot less annoying than I had anticipated.
But I honestly don't know anything about Jesse except that sometimes he annoys the fuck out of me.
Real Adonai for 10 says, hey, Josh, I wrote a short story about your adventures to an anime convention.
That sounds fucking awful.
Let's see what this is.
It's a picture of an atomic bomb going off in the city.
And the quote says, Cunning enjoyers could be here.
Joshua thought, I've never been to this anime con before.
They could be anywhere.
Joshua then announced if they all went to Isakai so bad, I'll just asakai them all to hell.
He then launched a tactical nuke at the convention center.
Then they launched another one for good measure.
When asked how he felt about taking away so many innocent lines, he proclaimed, I don't know.
I've only killed degenerates.
To be fair, I feel like the VTuber people are even like a step below the fucking anime people.
Do the VTuber people even go to the same anime conventions?
I feel like if you went to like an anime convention, you wouldn't see that much VTuber shit.
You'd have to go to like a special VTuber convention for fucking Saba or whatever the fuck.
I'm not sure.
Let me know in the comments.
Royal Eyes Black Jergone for two says, Do you miss European cop signs that go off every five seconds?
I don't miss living in the city.
No, I do miss the cheese.
Sex Happer for five says, Would you touch poop for a thousand dollars?
Absolutely not.
Meowga for five says, Bossman Jack and Vegas Saga went never.
He's never been to a real casino ever.
Unkind Naysayer for two says, Happy America Day.
You're obligated to consume at least 10% of your body weight in smoked, grilled, and fried meats.
Well, I took a swab of that, but I'm still on a diet, bro.
I gotta be a skinny queen, bro.
Come on now.
I'm so wrong.
So if you go to like a regular, like, you know, I like Dragon Ball Z convention, you'll find like anime VTuber shit.
That's sad.
That's actually so sad knowing that you'll find like the anime tummy little girl Vtuber at like a real anime convention.
It's just like if you just like comics about fucking, you know, men fighting each other with laser beams like Dragon Ball Z, you're still going to be inundated with like the tummy crab crying emoji people.
That's fucking sad, bro.
That was my intention with the VTuber board.
I'm like, you know, if there's any good ones out there that just want to watch like anime women like play video games, they need like a place that doesn't have all the fucking tonnie people in it.
So that's like part of the motivation with the VTuber board.
And I kind of feel bad for them.
They just want to watch the fucking cartoon women sing and dance and shit without seeing like pedo shit.
I know how hard it is to find safe for work spaces.
Like if you join a if you join like a discord or whatever, like when the forum was done, I joined some different communities to occupy time while I didn't have the forum.
And there's like porn everywhere.
And if you're trying to avoid porn, it's really hard to find like a real safe for work community that doesn't have porn and thirst posting and like fucking lollycon and shit.
It's like, I don't know.
I felt bad.
Elega Ballas for one says, do you fuck with Blade?
I'm afraid not.
I don't know who that is.
Sorry.
Orion from the Grillcast for five says anime sucks.
Copen Saint has the opportunity to do something really fucking funny.
And I bro, listen, when I'm intoxicated, you take my fully sentient aware brain and you dump it in cold water.
That's the best way to describe it.
I'm not out of control of myself.
I'm just a little bit chilled.
Okay.
And if I see a farting green dragon, I'm not going to masturbate to it like Nick Ricada.
I'm simply going to ignore it as I always do, chat.
Because I'm still in here.
I'm just a little bit chilled.
Cape G for five says, to be patriotic, I'm sipping red, white, and blue flavors of Smearnoff Ice, mass deportations.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
By the millions, chat.
By the millions.
Simuligan for two for five says, Kid Bandit and Commander James Stefani Stradling are going to have a wrestling match on the 18th.
How do you think they'll top the first one?
I don't know, bro.
I'll definitely be watching that shit.
You know, people were telling me to call into PPP because he said that he would answer if I called or whatever, but that would be a fun thing to watch with PPP.
Is like a live wrestling match between Jim Sterling and Kid Bandit.
If we're ever going to do like a call-in or whatever, that would be fun because he knows wrestling shit and I don't know anything about wrestling, but I know I know Jim Sterling and Kid Bandit.
So it would be like a nice, it would be like a weird collision where like we complement our knowledge bases absolutely perfectly.
Um, Gum Dump for 10 says, First time I ever saw Ross, I was flabbergasted.
What a good dude.
He does sound like a nice guy, doesn't he?
Thank you.
Trashland Soulja for $50 says, God bless you, man.
The Kiro and such threads hit me hard in my black lab.
And I thank you for what you do.
Please accept the cheddar and keep fighting the good fight.
You fucking man, Josh.
Thank you.
When the Cure of the Wolf stuff happened and Wolf got arrested, those are very positive things in my life.
A lot of people develop sympathies for the forum and for me because of the good that people in the forum did when they hunted Wolfdown, literally to the ends of the world.
Shifting Blame on Stream Chat00:11:34
Getting somebody arrested in Cuba for animal abuse is actually like a genuine feat of human endeavors.
It can't be under like they have no animal abuse laws, but when they saw what that guy was doing, they arrested him for sodomy, which is a mental illness arrest.
So they put him on that.
Probably to this day, he's still doped up on Thorazine, like a mental hospital.
It's like a genuine, genuine human accomplishment.
And the guys that did it, they wanted no fame, no clout, no notoriety.
They didn't even want me to mention what their forum names were.
They were just so shocked that this fucking guy was torturing puppies with impunity in Cuba that they put in hundreds of hours of work to hunt him down like a fucking rabbit animal.
And they put him down.
They put him down in a place that I told them, I told them to their fucking face.
I said, they have no laws in Cuba for animal cruelty.
Even if you find this guy, they're never going to do anything to a Cuban national.
And I was wrong.
And they didn't care that I was negging them.
And they fucked this guy up hard.
That was like a genuine big turning point my entire life.
Sneedalee D. Schlomoberg for 10 says, What do you say to the allegations that the only reason you're supporting stop killing games is so you can run your own blockland servers when the production servers eventually shut down?
Bad spot, Eric Badspot Hartman, my fiat, my Hitler Jungen Fia, was very pro real games.
And so Blockland actually works as a LAN.
And if you want to host a dedicated server and connect by IP, you can play Blockland even if there's no master server list or whatever.
That game is written to OG standards, man.
You can play Blockland even a thousand years from now if you got a computer.
Bad Spot Bad Spot was a guy that liked two things.
He liked LAN parties and he liked cheesecake Yuri.
And he liked those things together.
He liked to have a little goon sesh with some women fingering each other and he liked to play Blockland on LAN.
That's what he liked.
State Cricket for one says, I've been playing Dune Awakening with my friends who I know in real life.
And it's been a fun time mining space melange and getting high in game.
You should play it and watch your life melt away.
Drunk, by the way.
I've never even heard of Dune Awakenings.
That's the first time anyone's recommended this particular game to me.
Thank you.
Croy Dante for 20 says, six parts vodka, two parts apparel, two parts pineapple juice, two parts lime juice, one part syrup.
I prefer fig, but dealer's choice.
Never heard of it made with old day vodka, but I think it'd fit.
Bro, that much sugar, you're asking to get fucking raped, bro.
You're asking to fuck up yourself real hard.
Um, I don't know.
Drinking sugar with alcohol is always like an invitation for a bad night.
There's a difference between drinking a drink and drinking a drink that has less of sugar in it.
That shit goes right into your blood.
Thank you.
Uh, Spingle Cat, for one, says, you're 100k like Zeit has replied with a shondo gif.
People are calling the person who posted a pitot base.
I blocked him.
If you people were getting like real uppity, like, oh my god, bro, like they were sharing on 4chan and shit that I was blocking people.
Like, it was a huge win.
But I block anyone who's like brown or a pedophile or something else.
Just like, there are certain people where it's just like, I don't want to talk to you.
And I never want to see anything where you have that you have to say.
You know, so why shouldn't I block you?
You can still see my messages now and X.
So there's not like I'm censoring myself to you or whatever.
It's just like, you'll never, ever, ever, ever say anything I ever want to pay attention to.
You're either fucking jerking off to anime kids or you're like brown.
So why the fuck would I ever care about what you have to say?
And I just blocked them.
I don't give a shit anymore.
People say that's like, oh, blocking was like cucking.
It's like, I don't care.
Fuck you.
Ryan from the Girlcast for five says, did you see Nathan Bunnell on the grill cast?
I absolutely did not.
I hadn't even heard of that.
Last time I saw anything about Nathan, it was him being groomed by the grapers.
Sneedon Feeden, for one, says, ReviewTech USA's X Handle was promised to my hyper Nazi account 3,000 years ago and snatched it right.
Someone snatched it right under my nose.
Now I'm at the real RTU less.
That sucks, bro.
I'm sorry that you got promised something that was stolen from me, bro.
It sucks.
Spingle Cat, for one, says, I'm surprised the mighty faggot doesn't have a threat already.
Also, a guest streamer Gator is having, also, a guest streamer Gator is having is into the same god-awful shit.
He's into and has been phone booked.
I don't follow Gator that much, but he crops up every so often.
He's such a spineless fag because it would be one thing if he had always hated me.
If Gator had always hated me and always said that I was like a pedophile, like, you know, I would understand.
Like, Zoom is like that.
Zoom's always said I was a pedophile, even though he's a fucking like pedophile himself.
He's just trying to shift blame or whatever.
But, you know, if he had been consistent, I would understand like, okay, this is a guy that just doesn't like me and he has reasons not to like me that he believes are true.
And it's like, okay, I get it.
Gator has always flip-flopped.
He liked me when I was a guest in the kill stream.
He didn't like me when I stopped being a guest on the kill stream.
He apologized to me after he got booted off the kill stream.
And now he doesn't like me again.
And he's on Twitter saying, like, I didn't know this about Josh.
Bro, you've been shown this shit from fucking Encyclopedia Dramatica for the last 15, you know, like literally like 10 fucking years at this point is how long I've known Ralph.
You've known this shit for a fucking decade.
And you're going to pretend to your fucking lollycon friends that you've never heard this shit.
Bro, you were on stream with me time and time again.
We were like buddy buddy.
You apologized to me and you're going to try to pretend that you think this is true now after shrugging it off for like a fucking decade.
Like what if it's one thing to be, you know, it's like respectable in a way to hate me and to be consistent about hating me.
There is no respect whatsoever.
And because, you know, calling someone a pedophile is like the worst thing you can call somebody.
If you call somebody a pedophile, you better be prepared to consistently hate that person for the rest of your fucking life.
It's one thing to be consistent, and then it's another thing to be like a snake where you're willing to say the worst thing possible about somebody and then renege it whenever it's convenient and then say it again when it's convenient again.
And that's why Gator will never achieve success.
He's going to constantly cling to this idea that one day he can be a popular streamer in whatever fucking anime VTuber space, but he'll never ever accomplish anything because people know it's like with Maldavious Fig Tree.
You just listen to him talking like, no, you're a fucking snake in the grass, bro.
You're a fucking liar.
You're not intellectually honest.
You're not a real person.
And it's like that.
Gator, it doesn't matter what fucking anime asshole he sucks up to.
People are going to listen to him and be like, you know, you're a fucking snake.
You're not a real person.
You're saying whatever I want to hear right now.
And I know that.
Even though I agree with you on this issue or whatever, it's like, I know you're a fucking liar.
It's a sad fucking existence, bro.
Ralph is a hundred times more of a consistent real man than Gator could ever be.
Ralph, I unironically is too fucking good for Gator.
Gator's a fucking snake, bro.
As far as him not having a thread, by the way, it's like I don't control these things.
I don't snap my fingers.
If people want to make a thread for him, they can make a thread for him.
If not, I don't give a shit.
He can say whatever the fuck he wants on Twitter.
I'm going to call him a faggot.
He jerks off the kids, jerks off the drawings of kids and shit.
Octavia SalesRap for 10 says, hearing a deep, reasonable voice coming out of baked Alaska's mouth is so bizarre.
Oh, were the cops baked Alaska?
I thought they were familiar.
That's funny.
I didn't pick up on that.
I've watched the sober too, so I guess I'm just an idiot.
Thank you.
Colliodante for 20 says, Wow, this Nick AI video is incredibly derogatory.
I hope for his sake that the corrupt Kandy Yoshi police haven't deleted the only record that can dispel this rampant speculation.
Me too, bro.
We got all those things that could be cleared up with that footage, bro.
But it's like, it's just not coming out.
I don't know what's up with that.
Thank you.
Holy How, Pratu says, Hope you're having a great, great fourth Joshua, my fellow American Nibba all on the internet.
Uppercase I internet always guy.
You really threw a curveball at me with this message.
I was expecting a lot of words that never came out came into it.
So you really tripped me up on the data tripped me up.
Thank you.
Ace of speech.
Ace of Sneeds for one says, Anime sucks Copen Sneed for $10.
Nice try, guy.
Sneedo for one says, Anime Cuck Copen Sneed for 20 says, Ham Jam.
Thank you very much, Sneedo.
I appreciate it.
Octavia Sales Rep for 10 says, Did you know that the five-pound log of baloney is called a chub?
I did not know that.
That is a new word added to my dictionary.
Thank you very much.
Nick Hang for five says PPP is going to starve.
I hope not.
That would be very tragic.
Guy Safari for five says, Here, have another shot.
I don't think so.
Thank you.
Red Eyes Black Dragon for two says, Give PPP a double palm belly rub.
I don't think I will.
Humble Guardsman for one says, Damascrom, the great book of grudges.
Okay, I knew what the book of grudges was.
I did not know that it was called the Damascron.
Thank you.
Dennis IRCO for five says, Happy Fourth.
Don't let the hamster drink himself into a coma.
I try not to.
I'm trying to pull him back from the edge, bro.
JP Trigger Pool for 10 says, Happy Fourth.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Bot or not for 10 says happy fourth, Josh.
Listen to the stream while watching fireworks started to downpour right after.
Yeah, it happens.
I love a rainy night, though, so that wouldn't bother me too much.
Thank you.
The Orange Cow for one says, Do you have any opinions on Thomas Kincane?
I do not have any opinions on him.
Sorry, I don't know who he is.
Grump Gump for 10 says, You'll be happy to know that DC is notorious for poor appearances.
If you're a skinny queen, you're head and shoulders above politicians.
I know that's how you get shit done, bro.
Thank you.
Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for one, says, I can't believe I missed the Kino Casino for this.
Sorry, bro.
Better luck next time.
Honasupa for $50 says, keep the First Amendment alive, bro.
I'm trying my best.
Okay.
Glukavan.
Yeah?
Thank you.
Eric George for five says the N-word also the F-slur.
Thank you, Eric George.
Very much appreciated.
Hey, you all miss for two says, can you go to the Zoe thread?
Also, CNA can be friends for Samatsu pretty please.
No.
Zoe is super annoying and she basically just wants attention.
That's it.
That's the only, that's her only character trait.
She just wants attention.
And it's like, you know, guys are going to give it to her because she's a woman, but it's just like she just wants attention.
So I don't find her very interesting at all.
Sneedo, for one, says, I'm at a Spic friend's house celebrating the 4th of July, and they're firing those missile fireworks.
I think I'm drunk.
Well, be careful with the fireworks, bro.
Amos, for one, says, I'm Ban Mitsu fan.
She's banned for a week for spam.
If she doesn't want to be banned, she should not spam threats.
Fourth of July Patriotism and Attention00:03:50
And that's it.
Thank you very much for watching.
I hope you guys had a great 4th of July.
And you know what?
This stream is wrapping up right at the end of the day.
So I will be the last person probably to wish you a great and happy 4th of July.
Always remember that Sisyphus does not work in vain.
The boulder rolls backwards, but we must always fight to keep it rolling upwards because if not, we just lose it.
We'll lose all of our constitutional rights if we don't fight for them.
So it's never a fight in vain.
Yeah.
It's never a fight in vain.
And on that note, I have a fan song from my favorite country artist of all time, Toby Keith.
I hope you guys have an awesome, wonderful remaining six minutes of your day.
And I'll see you on Friday.
Take it easy.
Bye-bye.
American girls and American guys.
We'll always stand up and salute.
We'll always recognize when we see your glory flying.
There's a lot of men there.
So we can sleep in peace at night when we laid down our head.
My daddy served in the army when he lost his right eye, but he flew a flag out in our yard.
To the day that he died, he wanted my mother, my brother, my sister, and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free.
Now this nation that I love is falling under attack.
A mighty sucker punch came flying in from somewhere in the back.
Soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye, man, we lit up your world like the 4th of July.
Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list.
And a statue of liberty started shaking her fist.
And an eagle will fly.
And it's gonna be here.
When you hear mother freedom start to ring in her bell, and it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.
Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue.
Be certain the battle will...
This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage.
And you'll be sorry that you mess with the US of age.
Cause we'll put a boot in your ass.
It's the American way.
Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list and the statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.
And the eagle will fly.
And it's gonna be hell.
When you hear Mother Freedom started ringing her bell, and it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.
Courtesy of the red, white, and blue Of my red water