Mad at the Internet - Infinite Lawsuits
Aired: 2025-06-20
Duration: 04:07:19


=== Suffering For Your Entertainment (02:26) ===

[00:01:36]  Shout out to all of the archive channels that suffer and get banned because of my content decisions chat.
[00:01:44]  Unlike certain other streamers, I don't sit here pondering, hmm, what would work best for the YouTube channel, chat?
[00:01:51]  I'd simply show the poo-poo pee-pee diaper pedophile arrest, and I get my own archive channels banned.
[00:01:58]  I do play boss nigga on my stream, and I do say the N-word, but don't worry, chat, because guess what?
[00:02:05]  Uh, someone was generous enough to contact the NAACP on my behalf, and this was sent in to our P.O. box by the NAACP, granting me a permanent N-word pass.
[00:02:17]  So I don't want to hear it.
[00:02:18]  I'm properly licensed, chat.
[00:02:20]  I do have the N-word license, so I can say whatever the fuck I want.
[00:02:25]  I'm American.
[00:02:28]  So I have finally, it took me a while to get settled and comfy in my nice trailer, chat, but I have finally reinvested into my streams.
[00:02:38]  I have bought a ridiculous amount of very expensive audio treatment stuff.
[00:02:44]  And I'm not even done.
[00:02:46]  So I just would like a genuine feedback.
[00:02:49]  Is everything sounding fine?
[00:02:51]  Is the echo gone?
[00:02:53]  Is the mic sounding good?
[00:02:56]  It was my tireless effort over this week.
[00:02:58]  You have no idea how much fucking work I put into it trying to trying to make things sound good.
[00:03:04]  Okay.
[00:03:04]  It sounds much worse.
[00:03:05]  You sound gay as usual.
[00:03:07]  It sucks.
[00:03:07]  You sound gayer than usual.
[00:03:09]  He sounds sick.
[00:03:12]  Beautiful.
[00:03:12]  Okay.
[00:03:13]  Better and clearer.
[00:03:14]  Yes.
[00:03:14]  Sounds great.
[00:03:14]  Awesome.
[00:03:15]  Wonderful.
[00:03:16]  So we'll see.
[00:03:18]  We'll see if that actually works, chat.
[00:03:22]  Do I sound fried?
[00:03:23]  I could be tired.
[00:03:23]  I don't know.
[00:03:24]  I don't know what's wrong with me.
[00:03:25]  I assume there's always something wrong with me, chat.
[00:03:28]  But if there's any clipping, let me know.
[00:03:29]  I do have a sound gate.
[00:03:31]  I did fuck with everything last second, as I do.
[00:03:34]  As I do.
[00:03:34]  As I sit here, prepared to stream.
[00:03:37]  I just start fucking with things.
[00:03:39]  The only downside is that this room will become incredibly hot.
[00:03:45]  So just know that I suffer.
[00:03:49]  I literally suffer for your entertainment.
[00:03:51]  So I had the foresight to put on deodorants.
[00:03:55]  I shan't be sticky.
[00:03:57]  I just will be very hot.
[00:04:00]  Buy an AC unit.
[00:04:01]  You mean like this?

=== Rain Keeps You Away From Politics (09:55) ===

[00:04:02]  Here, hold up.
[00:04:03]  Chat, he suggested an AC.
[00:04:06]  All right, chat.
[00:04:07]  All right, chat.
[00:04:08]  I've cut the fan on.
[00:04:10]  So now we have some nice airflow coming into the room, chat.
[00:04:13]  I think that this, this will be, this is actually an improvement, okay, chat?
[00:04:20]  I think that this works for us, right?
[00:04:22]  Yeah.
[00:04:24]  All right.
[00:04:26]  Keep it on.
[00:04:27]  Do you feel refreshed?
[00:04:28]  Do you feel nice and cool, chat?
[00:04:30]  I'm glad to cool you all down.
[00:04:31]  Sometimes, chat, it's a little bit too ornery, too spicy.
[00:04:34]  You got to cut the fan on.
[00:04:37]  Okay.
[00:04:38]  Chat this week is mostly videos, I think.
[00:04:44]  There's lots of videos.
[00:04:45]  They're kind of short.
[00:04:47]  But videos are usually what lasts the longest because there's so much to talk about.
[00:04:51]  Every frame, a picture.
[00:04:52]  Every frame, keynote, as I said.
[00:04:55]  Let's start with some updates to the Israel situation.
[00:04:59]  I know everybody loves talking about global terrorism and the war in the Middle East.
[00:05:04]  Last stream, I mentioned that Israel had fired some strikes into Tehran.
[00:05:10]  I even played a nice song called Bomb Iran.
[00:05:14]  Now it's Tehran's turn.
[00:05:15]  They have fired some nice zesty strikes into Israel as the Iron Dome shooting off deterrence rockets.
[00:05:23]  Those explosions are the missiles trying to detonate that thing.
[00:05:28]  And that thing that crashed into the building, that was what they were trying to deter and failed.
[00:05:34]  So the Iron Dome is not impenetrable, especially when you fire lots of missiles.
[00:05:38]  This has been a known weakness for a while, by the way.
[00:05:40]  I think Hezbollah and Lebanon shot off so many shitty rockets that they learned that the Iron Dome just can't keep up with that supply.
[00:05:48]  I also remember with those shitty rockets that the Iron Dome's deterrence rockets were like much more expensive.
[00:05:55]  So if you do, if you had the mind, you could just fire so many rockets that it would wear down their budget, I guess, make them spend a ton of money.
[00:06:03]  Tehran's missiles are like real missiles, though.
[00:06:06]  So they did strike.
[00:06:08]  I think they hit a hospital, which caused Israel with no sense of irony whatsoever to complain that striking a hospital is a war crime.
[00:06:18]  The Arabs on Twitter were very quick to point out that 33 or 34 of the 36 hospitals that used to exist in the Gaza Strip are now completely destroyed, putting pressure on the two remaining ones to provide medical services to everybody that lives there.
[00:06:33]  If you don't know, the Gaza Strip is, I think, the most densely populated or was the most densely populated area in the entire world.
[00:06:41]  If it wasn't the most, it was certainly up there competing with places like Singapore and Hong Kong.
[00:06:47]  It was an immensely densely populated area.
[00:06:49]  So putting everybody on two hospitals, especially when there's bombs raining from the sky, probably quite difficult to manage from the civilian perspective.
[00:06:59]  So the Ayatollah of Iran decided that he needed a secret weapon to win the hearts and minds of both his people and the peace-loving folks of people foreign and abroad.
[00:07:11]  And so he broke out Nicholas J. Fuentes.
[00:07:14]  Here we have Nick Fuentes on Iranian state media.
[00:07:18]  I assume I remember making a joke a while back about when I was complaining about Andrew Tate and how people on the right seem to love sexually violent criminals.
[00:07:28]  And I remember saying, like, you know, whenever Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate start talking about like their opinion on women, they sound exactly like Muslims.
[00:07:38]  And it's probably not going to be too long before they just start calling the Ayatollah of Iran base because he doesn't like Israel.
[00:07:45]  And that's exactly what this clip is.
[00:07:48]  It's Nick Fuentes calling the Ayatollah of Iran base because he doesn't like Israel.
[00:07:53]  So I think my prediction was actually not really a prediction.
[00:07:57]  I was immediately informed after that stream that they had already been calling Iran super bass for a long time.
[00:08:01]  So I just naturally came to a logical conclusion, and it was actually true.
[00:08:05]  And now, actually, the Ayatollah of Iran himself seems to be quite pleased with the glazing that anti-Jewish far-right people in the U.S. seem to be giving him.
[00:08:18]  So that's good for him.
[00:08:19]  It's nice.
[00:08:20]  You know what, chat?
[00:08:20]  I feel, you know, I feel good for the Ayatollah of Iran.
[00:08:23]  I know that for him in particular, you know, being a rogue nation and all, it's probably not often he gets to hear compliments, chat.
[00:08:31]  And, you know, even old Shia caliphate leaders like to be complimented every so often, especially by people outside of their own circle, chat.
[00:08:43]  So probably did blush a little bit, probably blush.
[00:08:46]  I was like, ooh, wow, this little Mexican boy thinks I'm bass.
[00:08:50]  That's nice.
[00:08:52]  What does this bass mean?
[00:08:53]  Sinshillah, I see.
[00:08:58]  Iran celebrates Homo Month by having Nick on television.
[00:09:00]  Well, don't ever forget that in Iran, it is actually completely legal to be gay as long as you get the SNP.
[00:09:08]  The Ayatollah of Iran, unironically, no exaggeration, says hashtag trans rights.
[00:09:15]  Don't ever forget.
[00:09:17]  Here we have some Portland.
[00:09:19]  No, this is not, sorry, this is Charlotte, North Carolina.
[00:09:22]  So this is apparently there was nationwide protests organized for something that just popped out of nowhere, as these movements do.
[00:09:31]  They just mysteriously converge in the gutter somewhere and then have amazing national wide multi-million dollar backing and connections to other organizations.
[00:09:45]  So the No Kings movement just spawned one day and it was deemed to have an effectiveness rating of 100%.
[00:09:52]  So in every town across the U.S., they plotted and schemed a way to protest Donald Bolin Blump for his fascism/slash monarchism on his birthday, no less.
[00:10:08]  That's when they scheduled it.
[00:10:10]  So the people took to the streets.
[00:10:12]  And I had not actually heard of this until I went for a little drive.
[00:10:17]  I went for a cheeky little Whataburger run.
[00:10:20]  And I went down the street and I saw maybe 10 to 20 people.
[00:10:28]  I'll be generous and say 50.
[00:10:30]  I'm not good at counting, I don't think.
[00:10:32]  I saw 50 people, a lovely combination of the extreme elderly and Mexicans.
[00:10:39]  I assume Mexicans, they could have been Dominican.
[00:10:41]  I don't know.
[00:10:42]  I don't know what they are, but they were some kind of brown and they looked like they repaired shingles on roofs.
[00:10:49]  So the people of Shingles and the people of Shingles, ah, what a joke, chat.
[00:10:54]  The two, the shingle alliance, strong at the no kings protest.
[00:11:00]  And there was at least 50 of them.
[00:11:05]  And then a quick little rain came through and they dispersed by the middle of the day.
[00:11:11]  Basically, I actually was debating if maybe I should honk at them because I was like, what the fuck?
[00:11:17]  But I was thinking, I don't want the honk and then be like, you know, that they think I'm supporting them or something.
[00:11:23]  So I was thinking, maybe I should shout something.
[00:11:27]  And I was like, that would be like the worst possible way to get docs.
[00:11:29]  Is if I leaned out my window because it was like the local whatever.
[00:11:33]  I leaned out my window and I shouted something about how Trump should deport them all.
[00:11:39]  That's what I was going to, I was thinking of saying is deport them all.
[00:11:42]  Deport them all.
[00:11:44]  And I was like, oh, no, people would immediately recognize me because my eyes are so far apart.
[00:11:48]  So I don't want to do that.
[00:11:49]  And then they would have my vehicle description.
[00:11:52]  That's no bueno, chat.
[00:11:54]  But I didn't have to make any decisions of conscious on my way back because the protest had dispersed already.
[00:12:03]  Because literally for like a nanosecond, a little bit of rain.
[00:12:08]  They're like, ah, deal's meo.
[00:12:11]  And then grandma was like, oh no, it's raining.
[00:12:14]  My arthritis is acting up.
[00:12:16]  Like, we got to go, honey, we got to go.
[00:12:19]  So they left.
[00:12:20]  Unfortunately, fascism triumphed.
[00:12:23]  Donald Trump did use the DARPA weather controlling radar system to converge rain on these specifically, as I said, specific locations for a brief amount of time, which apparently is all it took.
[00:12:39]  I remember in 2016, there was a really, really funny survey.
[00:12:43]  And it was like a phone survey.
[00:12:46]  And basically, the gist of the phone survey was that they would ask you questions in an escalation.
[00:12:53]  And there were like 20 different questions that just became increasingly bizarre.
[00:12:58]  Right.
[00:12:59]  And it was like, what would stop you?
[00:13:02]  Who are you voting for?
[00:13:03]  Number one.
[00:13:04]  And then what would stop you from voting?
[00:13:05]  So he would say, who are you voting for?
[00:13:07]  Press one for Dolan Blump.
[00:13:09]  Press two for Hillary Clinton.
[00:13:11]  And then it would say, would you go out and vote if one, it rained?
[00:13:17]  Press one for yes, press two for no.
[00:13:20]  And it would go like, if your car broke down and you had to take a taxi, or if it was really, really hot that like, it just not hot.
[00:13:27]  It just kept escalating.
[00:13:28]  Like if you had to take off work, if the, it was, there was an hour-long wait to go vote.
[00:13:33]  And it went all the way up to like number 20.
[00:13:35]  And number 20 was like, if there was an alien invasion of Earth.
[00:13:39]  And there was like number 19 was like a nuclear bomb was dropped.
[00:13:42]  And it was like, you know, it kept escalating like that.
[00:13:45]  And something like 20% of Trump voters said that they would vote even if there was an alien invasion of Earth.
[00:13:51]  And then something like 80% of Hillary Clinton voters said they would stay home if it rained.

=== Pilot Confirms Personal Hell In LA (09:52) ===

[00:13:58]  And I'm like, you're not going to bash the fashion.
[00:14:02]  A little drizzle is going to keep you away from your political objectives.
[00:14:08]  That was a very funny survey.
[00:14:10]  That stuck out in memory to me.
[00:14:11]  Anyways, I was reminded of that because the protests dispersed under such unfavorable conditions.
[00:14:17]  Anyways, this is a little clip.
[00:14:20]  I haven't watched a lot of these clips.
[00:14:22]  So we're going to watch them together for the first time.
[00:14:24]  I know that's lazy chat, but you know what?
[00:14:26]  I'm lazy.
[00:14:30]  That's your word.
[00:14:36]  They're wagging their finger at these policemen of color who are just, you know, just chilling there.
[00:14:42]  It must suck to be like a riot police officer because, you know, it's hot.
[00:14:48]  You're in Los Angeles in June wearing all black.
[00:14:52]  You're wearing protective gear on top of that, you know, that weighs tons and is like thermo insulating.
[00:14:58]  You got a helmet on.
[00:15:00]  So this, this guy is fucking hot right now.
[00:15:02]  He doesn't want to be here.
[00:15:03]  And not only is he hot, like just standing in front of a bank in that uniform would suck ass in the middle of LA, but he's being yelled at by like actual retards, chat.
[00:15:13]  That is my personal hell, having to stand while hot in LA being yelled at by people from LA, probably in Spanish.
[00:15:22]  That's like a 10 out of 10 hellfish.
[00:15:24]  is my personal hell is being one of these cops the guy's yelling at him to de-escalate He's literally just standing there ignoring him.
[00:15:50]  And you all have been raising me.
[00:15:52]  You're gonna say sorry, anybody for punching my girlfriend in the face?
[00:15:58]  Oh, I see why he's upset now.
[00:16:08]  That guy looks like a tranny, man.
[00:16:11]  It looks like a Mexican native, like a Mexican Indian.
[00:16:22]  Anything else happen?
[00:16:24]  There's not that many people.
[00:16:26]  Is this no, this is Charlotte, North Carolina.
[00:16:29]  Sorry, I'm thinking I'm mixing things up.
[00:16:31]  These aren't the ice rights.
[00:16:32]  This is a guy's personal footage about the protest in his town.
[00:16:37]  So, Charlotte, I believe, is the capital of North Carolina.
[00:16:40]  So, they're in the capital of North Carolina, and that's all that showed up was like 50 people.
[00:16:45]  That's a pitiful showing, bro.
[00:16:47]  And North Carolina is like blue dog, isn't it?
[00:16:50]  That's the shitty Carolina, right?
[00:16:52]  South Carolina is like 60% white, and then North Carolina is like 40% or some shit.
[00:16:56]  North Carolina sucks ass.
[00:16:58]  Charlotte is not the capital of North Carolina.
[00:17:01]  I see.
[00:17:04]  All right.
[00:17:07]  Next.
[00:17:09]  Oh, okay.
[00:17:10]  I haven't watched this either, but apparently it's really cringe.
[00:17:13]  And I kind of wanted a live reaction to it.
[00:17:15]  I actually had a justification for not watching this one, Chad.
[00:17:18]  So this is Fox 11 doing coverage of the No Kings protest in LA.
[00:17:23]  So this is actually in LA.
[00:17:25]  And they're doing it from the safety of a helicopter.
[00:17:28]  However, our dear pilot apparently is not having a very good time.
[00:17:33]  He's in a difficult place in his life.
[00:17:35]  And he would just like to seek comfort in the live viewers of Fox 11 Los Angeles during this difficult moment in his life.
[00:17:43]  So apparently this is really cringe.
[00:17:45]  Let's take a listen.
[00:17:50]  The answer is yes.
[00:17:52]  You know what?
[00:17:52]  I don't care.
[00:17:53]  I don't care about my.
[00:17:58]  I am married.
[00:18:00]  I am legally married.
[00:18:02]  I am legally married.
[00:18:03]  That's about the only way you can really say it.
[00:18:05]  I am legally married.
[00:18:07]  But I am not looking at now at all.
[00:18:12]  I just had a bunch of debacles with my personal life.
[00:18:15]  Yes, it's true.
[00:18:16]  I know.
[00:18:17]  It's hard to believe.
[00:18:18]  Somebody that doesn't even know what he's talking about, being in a relationship.
[00:18:22]  And, you know, but yeah, I got nothing right now.
[00:18:26]  Got nothing.
[00:18:27]  Got nothing.
[00:18:28]  Not really looking.
[00:18:31]  You know, trying to find myself and be happy.
[00:18:34]  I'm being serious about that.
[00:18:36]  How can you be flying a helicopter and not find yourself and be happy?
[00:18:41]  This man simply needs to embrace the joys of life all around him.
[00:18:45]  He is piloting a $1 million machine of American ingenuity and science, chat.
[00:18:51]  He's quite literally coasting the peak of human innovation.
[00:18:56]  How can he not be happy in such circumstances?
[00:18:58]  He simply needs a perspective change, chat.
[00:19:01]  I want to behold, I want to be beholden to no one at this moment.
[00:19:06]  You are flying a helicopter.
[00:19:07]  You know, do I get lonely?
[00:19:08]  Of course.
[00:19:09]  Of course.
[00:19:09]  But I got cats.
[00:19:15]  I have a question for pilots.
[00:19:18]  Information's on the internet.
[00:19:19]  Look at all those red cars down there.
[00:19:22]  Red cars, chat.
[00:19:23]  So he's trying to find protests.
[00:19:25]  Unfortunately, it's too fucking hot in LA.
[00:19:27]  So everybody just stayed home.
[00:19:29]  And everybody knows there's no point protesting in LA.
[00:19:31]  Nobody gives a fuck about what people in LA think.
[00:19:33]  And he's just like, wow, I'm pretty high up.
[00:19:35]  Look at those cars there.
[00:19:36]  That's the kind of perspective that a sudden divorce puts you through, I guess.
[00:19:41]  I wish the Sky King prosperity, Chad, on this June 20th, which is, by the way, the summer solstice.
[00:19:50]  I think for most people, at least in the US.
[00:19:53]  So today is the longest day in the calendar, which means the year is halfway over because the winter solstice is like in December.
[00:20:02]  So, you know, it's basically halfway through the year.
[00:20:05]  As far as to all of our base low-key Chads and Odin enjoyers, this is the halfway point through the year is the summer solstice.
[00:20:13]  The longest pizza day ever.
[00:20:15]  That's exactly fucking right.
[00:20:17]  That is 100% fucking accurate.
[00:20:19]  The longest pizza day of the year.
[00:20:22]  Not every year does it fall on a Friday, chat.
[00:20:25]  This is a solemn occasion.
[00:20:28]  Oh, I have a question for any pilots out there.
[00:20:32]  I know that if you have heart palpitations at all, you cannot be a pilot.
[00:20:36]  Like your heart health is extremely important, and you have to like report anything about your heart to your company if you're a pilot.
[00:20:43]  Does the same apply to depression?
[00:20:46]  If you're on like SSRIs for like momentals because you're going through a difficult divorce and the cats aren't really doing it for you anymore, are you allowed to fly if you have depression?
[00:20:56]  I would like somebody who's a pilot to tell me this.
[00:20:59]  You are allowed to fly if you have depression.
[00:21:02]  I have to explain this to me.
[00:21:03]  You have to report if you have depression as a pilot.
[00:21:06]  Okay, I want to look this up.
[00:21:08]  Let's type in.
[00:21:08]  I'm really curious now.
[00:21:10]  This guy's got me thinking.
[00:21:11]  What things do you have to report as a pilot in regards to mental and physical health?
[00:21:19]  See what okay.
[00:21:21]  General reporting acquirements.
[00:21:24]  Okay, the FFA has made efforts to reduce stigma around mental health and aviation and encourages pilots to seek help.
[00:21:31]  However, specific conditions and circumstances still require reporting.
[00:21:36]  If you have been clinically diagnosed for depressive disorders, though the FAA has liberalized its policy for certain uncomplicated types, anxiety disorders, psychosis, bipolar disorders, personality disorders, substance abuse, that I understand.
[00:21:55]  If you have ADHD, PTSD, or OCD, what the fuck?
[00:22:01]  People with ADHD, I can't become a pilot.
[00:22:03]  I was clinically diagnosed with ADHD as like a child.
[00:22:06]  That means I can't be a fucking pilot ever.
[00:22:09]  Really?
[00:22:10]  That's crazy.
[00:22:12]  That sucks, chat.
[00:22:13]  I'll never become a pilot.
[00:22:14]  I'm like that kid from Little Miss Sunshine.
[00:22:16]  My dreams are shattered now.
[00:22:18]  I have no rudder.
[00:22:19]  I'm rudderless.
[00:22:20]  He's rudderless.
[00:22:22]  He's rudderless.
[00:22:23]  I have no direction anymore.
[00:22:25]  I was thinking about becoming a pilot after watching this video, and now my hopes and dreams are shattered to a million fucking pieces, chat.
[00:22:32]  Okay.
[00:22:35]  The BPD pilot princess doesn't exist.
[00:22:38]  It's the BPD pilot princess who makes like veiled threats to crash the plane when you disrespect her.
[00:22:49]  Don't give her enough attention.
[00:22:52]  Speaking of pilots, I'm the Dabal Dabala.
[00:22:56]  Inshallah.
[00:22:58]  In the United Kingdom, two A-rabs took a little bit of a voyage into the Royal Air Force base and decided to get up to some hijinks.
[00:23:07]  So let's see what they're up to, okay?
[00:23:28]  So they're defacing airplanes.
[00:23:30]  Is there military aircraft in the Royal Air Force base that two Arabs on motorbikes are just fucking with to clarify what's happening here?
[00:23:38]  They have little pink tote bags, too.
[00:23:39]  It's cute.
[00:23:49]  And then they leave.

=== Pink Tote Bags And Escalating Chaos (03:25) ===

[00:23:50]  Oh, yeah, the news hamster.
[00:23:51]  That's right.
[00:23:52]  Bam.
[00:23:54]  Okay.
[00:23:56]  Cool.
[00:23:57]  Great.
[00:23:57]  Awesome.
[00:23:58]  They did escape, by the way, so they have no idea where these guys are.
[00:24:03]  Just did a little bit of a little bit of a laq bar.
[00:24:07]  A little bit of a laq bar fun.
[00:24:09]  You know, kids these days, you know how they are, the youth, the 40-year-old youth of the UK with the high ranks they get up to.
[00:24:17]  They're just exercising their magna scata, the rights under the magna scata to act to protest their government.
[00:24:26]  I think that's in the magna scata.
[00:24:28]  Anyways, the Arabs are enjoying their, they don't have a constitution, but, you know, as close as it gets to that to deface military airplanes.
[00:24:36]  That's cool.
[00:24:39]  So here's a little update.
[00:24:41]  The Department of Justice announced that 109 children and 244 perpetrators were arrested in what they were calling Operation Soteria Shield, exposing a widespread child abuse network in northern Texas.
[00:24:58]  And here are the mugshots of all the people that were arrested.
[00:25:03]  Shout out to Marquis Simmons, who is the only child abuser in the sex exploitation ring who smiled for his mugshot.
[00:25:13]  And they put him right in the middle.
[00:25:15]  So you got Elijah Howard up here with his Afro.
[00:25:18]  No smile.
[00:25:20]  You got this guy down here.
[00:25:22]  He kind of looks like a big chungus.
[00:25:24]  No smile.
[00:25:26]  Jennifer Crawley.
[00:25:28]  Jennifer, what are you up to?
[00:25:29]  Why are you abusing kids, Jennifer?
[00:25:32]  No smile.
[00:25:33]  And fat.
[00:25:34]  But Marquis Simmons, he's got that absurdist perspective.
[00:25:38]  Sure, he's been arrested for his involvement in a sex trafficking network.
[00:25:43]  But you know what?
[00:25:44]  That's not going to let the government keep a nigga down.
[00:25:47]  Okay.
[00:25:47]  It's all about that perspective, Chad.
[00:25:50]  So shout out to our brave men and women of the FBI who actually investigate real crimes and arrest people who rape kids instead of fucking around doing nothing all day.
[00:26:02]  Isn't that nice, chat?
[00:26:03]  Isn't that nice when, you know, wasn't this a thing with the last Trump administration too, where suddenly the FBI was just like arresting massive networks of like child rape?
[00:26:12]  And it was like as soon as Trump won, the FBI was announcing like breaking up rings of like 100 plus people like every day.
[00:26:20]  I remember this last, the last Trump administration too, where it's just like, for whatever reason, during certain administrations, it doesn't seem like stopping sex trafficking is like a priority.
[00:26:29]  And then when Trump gets in, for some reason, that changes too.
[00:26:32]  It's weird.
[00:26:32]  It's really weird, chat.
[00:26:34]  Life is weird like that.
[00:26:37]  More, this one is less base.
[00:26:40]  Speaking of police fucking around, there is a big drug marketplace on the dark web or Tor called Archetype Market that has been seized.
[00:26:50]  And its administrator was arrested.
[00:26:53]  He was arrested by the Politsai in Deutschland.
[00:26:58]  But this was a joint effort between, I don't think it was explicitly given to Europol as credit, but it was a joint effort between the United States and a bunch of different European countries.
[00:27:07]  And when they seize the domain, usually they put up these shitty little things to say like, we are the government and we are very, very strong.

=== Amazing Game In Beta For One Week (09:10) ===

[00:27:16]  But they went above and beyond and they actually paid somebody to do a cyberpunk dystopian cartoon warning drug addicts and drug sellers that the government is actually really, really strong.
[00:27:30]  Stronger than expected.
[00:27:33]  Sickness at this government propaganda channel and susceptible, especially when it comes to pleasure.
[00:27:45]  Then I met this one guy better to be someone for a day than no one for a lifetime.
[00:27:52]  I thought he was right.
[00:27:54]  So I started my own biz.
[00:27:57]  You only need a logo, a catchy name, a website, and most importantly, products everyone wants.
[00:28:07]  It worked.
[00:28:17]  But everything comes to an end.
[00:28:35]  If you're only listening, it's cyberpunk, but it's kind of like a cyberpunk comic book style.
[00:28:41]  It's hard to explain.
[00:28:42]  It's like somewhat dynamic, still images are like animated, but like in a way that's really lazy is the best way to describe it.
[00:28:51]  And it's just sort of like, look at how cool the police is.
[00:29:05]  Oh, no, the black guy.
[00:29:06]  He figured out.
[00:29:07]  He knows where he is.
[00:29:19]  This rig gets busted.
[00:29:24]  They couldn't get voice actors for the police because, you know, the police have to protect their identity.
[00:29:28]  They can't voice act the cartoons yet.
[00:29:31]  Something feels weird.
[00:29:43]  The Hudson.
[00:29:45]  What's the BK?
[00:29:46]  The Bundeskriminalamp.
[00:29:48]  Oh, geez.
[00:29:49]  Not the Bundeskriminalamt.
[00:29:59]  Okay, so this is a little bit off topic, but there was something about that video that reminded me of, this is kind of spurgy, but when I was, I remember, God.
[00:30:12]  this game must have come out when I was like 17 or 16.
[00:30:17]  And it's a weird game.
[00:30:19]  It's called All Points Bulletin.
[00:30:21]  It still exists, but it's completely mangled.
[00:30:24]  And it didn't even make it out of beta.
[00:30:26]  I remember playing this game in beta when I was like 17.
[00:30:29]  And it was without a fucking doubt the most fun I ever had playing any game ever.
[00:30:35]  It was like an open beta.
[00:30:36]  And I played this game literally non-stop for an entire week.
[00:30:40]  Like I did not sleep.
[00:30:41]  It was probably one of it was one of the only times I've ever played a game and to the point where I didn't eat or sleep.
[00:30:46]  The other time was Space Station 13.
[00:30:49]  When I first started playing Space Station, I just stopped eating for a week because I was too busy playing fucking Space Station.
[00:30:54]  All Points Bulletin, when it was in beta, was probably the most awesome game ever.
[00:31:00]  And then right before it launched, they rushed the launch along and they added progression.
[00:31:07]  And that sounds that killed the game because it was a first person, it was a third-person shooter.
[00:31:13]  And when they added progression, they did not balance the weapons properly.
[00:31:17]  So when it launched, there was suddenly inequality in like levels.
[00:31:22]  And before there was none.
[00:31:23]  Like everybody had the exact same guns.
[00:31:25]  The guns were literally perfectly, mathematically balanced to absolute perfection.
[00:31:32]  And then they added a progression system that literally just gave you more powerful guns as you progress.
[00:31:36]  So there was like an inequality.
[00:31:38]  And then they added like a fucking cash shop.
[00:31:40]  I think that's why it was so bad.
[00:31:41]  So they had the cash shop that lets you just buy better guns.
[00:31:44]  So they literally, they had this amazing fucking game in beta that I played for like 100 hours in one week.
[00:31:50]  And then they just destroyed it.
[00:31:52]  And the game, I swear to God, it was like a $100 million game, which at the time was like the most expensive game ever fucking conceived.
[00:31:58]  And it was by Creative Realms.
[00:32:00]  And within one month, one month of this game launching, it crashed so fucking hard that they shuttered it.
[00:32:07]  And it was one of the only times that like in, it was an MMO FPS.
[00:32:10]  It was like a very weird genre of game.
[00:32:12]  And they shuttered that shit within a month.
[00:32:14]  And I bring it up because it had one of the best styles, like artistic directions of any game ever made ever.
[00:32:24]  And I think I got the intro.
[00:32:25]  I just want to play it to show you because it's just driving me crazy.
[00:32:28]  I'm like, this is just like fucking APB.
[00:32:30]  That's what they're going for.
[00:32:34]  That's the APB reloaded screen.
[00:32:35]  I don't want that.
[00:32:37]  14 years ago.
[00:32:38]  That sounds right.
[00:32:39]  Can I load this?
[00:32:41]  The original loading screen was like a desk.
[00:32:43]  Yeah.
[00:32:44]  Is this it?
[00:32:53]  It just had such good aesthetic to it.
[00:32:59]  It was like a cock game.
[00:33:02]  It was like so ahead of its time.
[00:33:03]  And you could like decorate your everything like to perfection.
[00:33:07]  Like you could, you could really like spend time spurging out about like your vehicle customization, your character customization.
[00:33:15]  And it had license to all sorts of copyrighted music.
[00:33:20]  I don't know how they accomplished this, but the radio channels were like on par with like Grand Theft Auto, where it was like the radio channels had like proper playlists of really, really, really good music.
[00:33:31]  And that's how I found out about that song 1912 by like Wolfgang Amadeus or something, whatever the fuck the name of that band is.
[00:33:39]  That's an awesome song.
[00:33:40]  There's so many songs that I remember that I listened to to this fucking day that I got from the playlist of this game that I played for one week before it completely imploded.
[00:33:48]  And then they lost all their licenses to the to the music and stuff.
[00:33:52]  So now if you play, it's like the music sucks.
[00:33:54]  The fucking game sucks.
[00:33:55]  It just sucks ass.
[00:33:56]  Enforcer.
[00:33:58]  Enforcer.
[00:33:59]  I played Enforcer and I played.
[00:34:00]  Okay, this is also, I have to explain.
[00:34:03]  I played.
[00:34:04]  So the game is open.
[00:34:06]  So it's like you have teams of 5v5 and a map of like 100 people.
[00:34:10]  But it's open.
[00:34:11]  And usually you can't shoot people that aren't in your game.
[00:34:14]  But if you do really, really, really well and go on a hot streak, you hit Notoriety or Infamy 5.
[00:34:21]  And that was like the best fucking thing ever.
[00:34:23]  It was so fucking cool because this thing would flash on your screen and say, it would go like, woo, woo, woo.
[00:34:29]  And lights would be flashing.
[00:34:30]  And it'd be like, you hit five.
[00:34:31]  And if you hit five, you, you can kill anybody in the fucking game and anybody can kill you.
[00:34:37]  So in the middle of your mission, you hit five and then suddenly the entire map is hostile to you.
[00:34:42]  And you can just go up to other people's missions as like Notoriety 5 and just start blasting them to like fuck with their games and shit.
[00:34:49]  It is so fucking fun.
[00:34:51]  But I played a very specific game or play style that was less than lethal.
[00:34:57]  And the other awesome thing about it is that it had open mics.
[00:35:00]  So, you know, people could like crash into your car when you were in a chase that weren't your mission to fuck with your car.
[00:35:05]  And then they could scream at you and shit through the microphone and like local chat.
[00:35:09]  But when you played less than lethal, it was very difficult.
[00:35:12]  And when you hit somebody out, they just kneeled.
[00:35:15]  And then you would have to arrest them.
[00:35:16]  And it was like a 10-second thing to put them in handcuffs.
[00:35:19]  But it had local mic.
[00:35:21]  It had local mic.
[00:35:22]  So the entire time you're arresting them, you hear this guy screaming at you at the top of his fucking lungs about how you're a fucking whore and how he's going to fucking kill you or screaming for help on his team, like team, team.
[00:35:39]  And it was like, if you actually played criminal, getting less than lethal arrested was the worst thing ever because not only were you stunned and then took 10 seconds to be arrested and then you were just like there because they could free you, but it took 30 seconds to get like. before you would despawn while arrested.
[00:35:53]  So then you were arrested for like 30 seconds and then you would have to respawn to the normal respawn timer.
[00:35:58]  So you were out for like a full fucking minute.
[00:36:00]  It was extremely infuriating.
[00:36:02]  But when you're playing less than lethal cup, it was like pure fucking bliss to hear these people, usually some form of brown screaming at you incomprehensibly in a foreign language.
[00:36:12]  It was the most fucking fun I've ever had in the fucking game ever.
[00:36:16]  It was actually amazing.
[00:36:19]  So anyways, that's what I was reminded of.
[00:36:21]  I would love this game.
[00:36:23]  I would really love if I could go back in time and play that game for another week.

=== Supreme Court Justice Interrupted Mid-Point (04:20) ===

[00:36:26]  You know what I mean?
[00:36:27]  So it's like, I don't need it back in my life forever, but I would love one more week with the All Points Bulletin beta, because that was one of the it was, it was so fun and because it was a closed beta that I somehow got an invite to.
[00:36:40]  I was, I was one of the few people in the world that got to experience that game at its actual peak and I'm glad I did chat because it's, it's fun.
[00:36:49]  Um, it is terrible.
[00:36:51]  Nobody plays it.
[00:36:52]  It's not.
[00:36:53]  It's literally not the same.
[00:36:54]  If you didn't play the beta, you can't compare it to the current APB.
[00:36:56]  It's not even close.
[00:36:59]  Yeah, back when games were fun.
[00:37:01]  Anyways, that's enough about that, let's get into, um oh, it's not.
[00:37:05]  There's a one more semi-news story that is bleeding into the Trune segment.
[00:37:09]  This is the Supreme Court decision.
[00:37:12]  Tennessee passed a law some time ago saying that uh, there is no such thing as a tranny child, and you will not be giving children in Tennessee gender affirming care quote, unquote and you also will not be cutting off a little baby penis because you think that the it was born a girl.
[00:37:30]  Um they, of course.
[00:37:31]  Transgender activists uh, were outraged at this.
[00:37:34]  How dare you deny our mass delusions?
[00:37:36]  And they took it all the way up to the Supreme Court OF THE United States.
[00:37:40]  However however, they encountered somebody that they did not expect, chat um, hold up, who got in their way?
[00:37:49]  Of these activists, these gender activists, none other than Boss Nigga himself.
[00:37:58]  Uh, Thomas Clarence said, no, stalker child, you will not cut off little baby penis.
[00:38:04]  You will not give children gender affirming care, because that doesn't exist.
[00:38:08]  Um, just what's funny is that justice?
[00:38:11]  Uh, Thomas is very, very he's the lead.
[00:38:15]  Somebody showed how many words each justice has spoken, and it's a very, very funny chart because um, that black woman they put in, she never shuts the fuck up.
[00:38:27]  She has like twice as many spoken words, despite the fact that she's the most junior justice on the bench.
[00:38:32]  She's spoken more than like, All the other justices combined, and they've been there for like 30 fucking years.
[00:38:39]  So, um, to the point where I remember that there, I even show this on stream.
[00:38:43]  There was a time where I think it was even Ruth Bader Ginsburg told uh, no, it wasn't her, it was the other lady, um, Amy, Amy Comey Barrett or whatever.
[00:38:53]  She said something like, Let him finish.
[00:38:54]  Like, she interrupted the black woman and said, Look, can you just let him finish this fucking point before you interrupt him?
[00:39:01]  And that's really funny because that's like way outside the decorum of the Supreme Court, anyways.
[00:39:05]  Um, uh, Boss Nigga decided that enough was enough, and he was actually grilling the guy, which is super rare because uh, uh, Clarence, despite being such a senior, uh, he's actually not only is he senior, he's actually the most senior for whatever reason.
[00:39:21]  Um, George W. Bush, the president gets to decide who the chief justice is.
[00:39:26]  Uh, George W. Bush actually skipped over him, um, for whoever the current chief justice is.
[00:39:32]  Um, but Clarence Thomas is actually the most senior Supreme Court justice, and he was skipped over for Chief Justice for whatever reason by George W. Bush.
[00:39:39]  Um, but despite that, he has like the least word spoken on the bench of any Supreme Court justice, despite being there the longest.
[00:39:47]  So, he's a man of very few words, and that creates this weird air of mystique around him that the press absolutely loves.
[00:39:53]  Um, that's why he's the most famous justice.
[00:39:56]  Um, and uh, yeah, he was not pleased with this, so he's that's right, he's our he's our, he's the best black man to ever live, scoot over George Floyd, uh, Supreme Court.
[00:40:07]  You know, what's funny is that because he's black and he has a white wife, and so he's not like a hero, he's like what to like black people and people on the left, despite being a Supreme Court justice, held in very high regard, been there longer than anybody else.
[00:40:22]  Um, you know, he's all he's pinned some of the most important decisions in the Supreme Court history.
[00:40:28]  Despite that, he's not a hero, he's not a black hero.
[00:40:31]  George Floyd's a black hero because he got high on fentanyl and punched uh pregnant women.
[00:40:35]  Clarence Thomas doesn't always side with the left, and he married a white bitch, so fuck him, he sucks.
[00:40:42]  Uh, and uh, that just proves that the real the real racists are the Democrats.

=== Pacifier Allegory For World Events (15:12) ===

[00:40:47]  Shit, the boomers were right all along.
[00:40:49]  The boomers had this figured out many years ago.
[00:40:52]  The Democrats are the real fucking racist.
[00:40:55]  Um, anyways, that's awesome.
[00:40:58]  And what's really awesome is that it was only a year ago that everything felt really fucked.
[00:41:03]  It was only a year ago where I felt like there was no hope, and everything was on this perpetual downline, and trends were just going to take over everything.
[00:41:11]  Um, and even Liz Fong Jones, uh, I, I, for, I was prompted to see what Liz Fong Jones was up to, and basically nothing.
[00:41:19]  Uh, in that in-network harassment charity, he set up, he's not done anything with it.
[00:41:23]  He's not even like updated the website in like a year, um, or since it was founded.
[00:41:27]  So, you know, a year ago, everything was fucked.
[00:41:31]  Now, I think I even had a nice little video for this.
[00:41:34]  Hold up.
[00:41:34]  Well, this is one of my favorite videos of all time.
[00:41:37]  I think I posted it in this thread.
[00:41:38]  There we go.
[00:41:39]  Oh, yeah, this is the good shit. I love it.
[00:42:01]  I love the video about the squirrels.
[00:42:07]  If you're only listening, it's a video about how the UK was able to do populate.
[00:42:11]  The gray squirrel is not native to Europe.
[00:42:14]  It's an American squirrel and it was brought over at some point and it became an invasive species.
[00:42:19]  The gray squirrel from North America is very large.
[00:42:22]  And the red squirrel, which is native to Europe and the UK, is not as large.
[00:42:29]  So the gray squirrel has outcompeted them.
[00:42:31]  And I even remember talking to somebody who was from Europe about how when they were a kid, they never saw gray squirrels and now they never see red squirrels.
[00:42:38]  So it's kind of like an allegory for certain other happenings in the world, chat.
[00:42:43]  However, the UK, at least the pest control people in the UK, have undertaken a program where now the red squirrels of the UK are flourishing as the gray squirrels are being mass executed, which may or may not be an allegory for certain other things.
[00:42:58]  But I love that video.
[00:42:59]  And it's never over.
[00:43:00]  The red squirrels can always come out on top, chat.
[00:43:03]  Yeah, nigga, that's nuts.
[00:43:04]  That's right.
[00:43:05]  Next, let's talk about some gay shit.
[00:43:07]  It is Pride Month after all.
[00:43:10]  Fur Affinity was late to the party, but eventually put out a banner featuring all of their staff waving various LGBTQIAP plus pride flags.
[00:43:21]  You can see that they have the gay nigga flag, but the gay nigga flag they're using is actually the gay NB nigga flag because they, for whatever reason, they really had to fucking add that horrific yellow and purple circle to it.
[00:43:34]  They just keep adding more and more shit.
[00:43:37]  So Fur Affinity was, it took a while to get this commission cranked out.
[00:43:42]  But wait a second.
[00:43:44]  What the fuck is this?
[00:43:45]  Oh no, dot webpage.
[00:43:48]  Right here, if you can't see, is a, I don't know what the fuck animal.
[00:43:53]  It looks like a goat maybe sucking on a LG, sucking on an LGB QIAP plus colored pacifier.
[00:44:03]  Probably one of the most cursed.
[00:44:05]  Can I find this in real life?
[00:44:06]  What happens if I just go to like Bing and I type in LGBT LGBT pacifier?
[00:44:14]  And now I have received a network error.
[00:44:16]  Oh, they sell them on Etsy.
[00:44:18]  I can get them on Etsy.
[00:44:19]  Oh boy.
[00:44:20]  Adult pacifier.
[00:44:22]  I can't.
[00:44:22]  No, even I, even on Etsy, I can't find an LGBTQIP plus colored pacifier.
[00:44:29]  Oh, wait.
[00:44:31]  Oh, dude, that's so gross.
[00:44:33]  An XL pacifier.
[00:44:35]  Oh, dude, I'm on Etsy.
[00:44:36]  It's an XL pacifier with a little Paul print on the front.
[00:44:40]  And there's actually a picture of the guy that makes them sucking on it.
[00:44:45]  Oh, dude.
[00:44:46]  Dude.
[00:44:47]  Oh, my God.
[00:44:48]  Holy shit.
[00:44:49]  I have found something.
[00:44:51]  Wait, let me hide this to make sure that it loads correctly and doesn't show anything.
[00:44:56]  It shouldn't.
[00:44:57]  I don't think it should.
[00:44:58]  I just want to be absolutely safe.
[00:45:01]  Oh, my God.
[00:45:02]  Holy shit.
[00:45:03]  Okay, so XL Pacifiers, right?
[00:45:06]  There it is.
[00:45:06]  I found it.
[00:45:07]  LGBTQIP plus themed actual furry pacifiers.
[00:45:12]  It's real.
[00:45:13]  This guy's fursona is real.
[00:45:15]  It's just this.
[00:45:17]  He's just this product from Etsy.
[00:45:19]  $60 for this.
[00:45:21]  And this guy's having one.
[00:45:23]  You can also get it in trans pride theme.
[00:45:25]  Now get this.
[00:45:26]  Here's the guy that makes them showing off his product.
[00:45:29]  And then we have the reviews.
[00:45:31]  And we have this guy with the five o'clock shadow, the most disgusting like complexion with like zits and stuff.
[00:45:39]  And then like a chinny chin goat hairs wearing the LGBTQIP plus pacifier.
[00:45:44]  Oh, this guy, this big chungus, Scott Connolly, super pleased with his light baby blue pacifier.
[00:45:53]  What a supreme gentleman he is.
[00:45:55]  The mute button is now my new hyperfixation.
[00:45:57]  It's really well done.
[00:45:58]  The expectations were small, but the delivery was spot on.
[00:46:03]  This guy's in his fursuit, the perfect cookie.
[00:46:07]  I wanted a pacifier prop for my fursuit.
[00:46:10]  The ones we made for are way too big for my small bunny mouth.
[00:46:13]  It was smaller than the fursuit pacifier and larger than a regular adult pacifier.
[00:46:17]  It fits perfectly.
[00:46:18]  And she looks cute in that.
[00:46:19]  Wow.
[00:46:20]  Dude, this guy looks like a fat Till Lindemann.
[00:46:26]  Till Lindemann fell in some hard times, man.
[00:46:29]  Ramstein isn't doing so well.
[00:46:32]  The Bundeskriminal Amp keeps bothering him about fascism or some shit.
[00:46:36]  So he's just eating all the Schweinsaksa and sucking on pacifier.
[00:46:44]  Tragic.
[00:46:46]  tragic um so this guy has a really really big pink one and he's like extremely cross-eyed It's just like full on full on fucking cross-eyed.
[00:47:10]  Oh, and we have another LGBT one.
[00:47:12]  This guy does not have the frigging audacity to show off him sucking on the pacifier.
[00:47:17]  This is lazy kobolds.
[00:47:20]  We have someone wearing a Shiba Innu like flesh suit and sucking on a pink one.
[00:47:26]  This one is like a tranny with a blue one.
[00:47:29]  Oh, look, the guy doodles a little fox drawing inside the box to say thank you.
[00:47:34]  That's actually cute.
[00:47:35]  That's customer service, chat.
[00:47:36]  That's why the furries make so much fucking money because they got that customer service shit.
[00:47:40]  You open up your pacifier box and you get a little doodle.
[00:47:43]  You're like, oh, that was drawn just for me, chat.
[00:47:46]  It's very similar.
[00:47:48]  Does he like crank these out?
[00:47:50]  Is the doodle fake?
[00:47:52]  No, it's not.
[00:47:52]  It's a different doodle.
[00:47:54]  He just draws them very, very similarly.
[00:47:56]  So similarly, you have to like compare and contrast them to see if they're different.
[00:47:59]  They are different.
[00:48:00]  Just a little bit, though.
[00:48:01]  I guess if you do it, it's not a stamp.
[00:48:03]  It's not a stamp.
[00:48:05]  Enjoy your gift and let your big kid thoughts melt away with this.
[00:48:11]  Tranny?
[00:48:13]  I think so.
[00:48:14]  Alexandra.
[00:48:16]  That's a tranny.
[00:48:18]  Oh my God.
[00:48:20]  Dude, I have found a fucking gold mine.
[00:48:23]  There's going to be YouTube channels that crank out videos with 8 million views where they just look at their customer reviews for embarrassing Etsy items.
[00:48:30]  I've discovered a fucking gold mine.
[00:48:32]  Never forget that the origin of art and culture on the internet comes from the Kiwi Farms and the stream.
[00:48:39]  Okay.
[00:48:40]  If you're only listening, this is a black guy.
[00:48:42]  He is wearing a purple hat that looks like Wario's hat, but instead of or Waluigi's hat.
[00:48:48]  But instead of Waluigi's hat, it says Lola on it.
[00:48:51]  And it has a sew-in patch of Lola Bunny sitting and looking seductively.
[00:48:57]  Okay.
[00:48:58]  He's a black guy.
[00:49:00]  And he has a pink pacifier that he's actually modified.
[00:49:03]  Okay.
[00:49:04]  He's put his own finishing touches on the paw prints.
[00:49:08]  He's made it green and blue and then made the strap a bright pink and even bedazzled it with baby fur and a little paw print thing.
[00:49:16]  That is fucking awesome.
[00:49:19]  This is a real woman, I guess, I think, who has a maroon one and she has a bunch of tattoos.
[00:49:26]  Never date women with tattoos, chat.
[00:49:29]  What is that?
[00:49:31]  It's a chassity cage.
[00:49:33]  It's not a pacifier.
[00:49:35]  This is my cutest chassity cage, hands down.
[00:49:37]  It gets compliments constantly when I go to meet her events.
[00:49:41]  This dude's walking around naked with a chassis cage at fur cons?
[00:49:44]  Is that what they do?
[00:49:45]  I've met one furry, literally one furry ever in my entire life who had the fucking balls to say outright that the furry shit is a sex thing.
[00:49:55]  Kids have no place there.
[00:49:57]  And it is purely a masturbatory fixation.
[00:50:01]  Only one furry I've ever met that had the actual frigging audacity to just say that outright.
[00:50:07]  The rest of them pretend that it's just like a cute little hobby ooh and it's fucking not.
[00:50:11]  It's a pacifier for your dick.
[00:50:15]  What is that?
[00:50:16]  I guess he also sells.
[00:50:17]  Dude, that is so small and pathetic.
[00:50:20]  This one is like even smaller.
[00:50:22]  This is like super small, but this one doesn't even have like any pen.
[00:50:25]  This dude must have like a button penis.
[00:50:27]  This is fucking vile, man.
[00:50:29]  The fuck because that's why I had issues trying to figure out what this was because it doesn't look like a chastity cage.
[00:50:33]  That does, but then this one's like so small, it doesn't have any width to it at all.
[00:50:38]  It's just like a button penis.
[00:50:40]  Oh my goodness.
[00:50:41]  Dude, this is the exact inverse.
[00:50:45]  This is like the exact thing that he's wearing in this banner by Sarah Gonzalez.
[00:50:50]  Ideals Neil.
[00:50:53]  All right, that's enough.
[00:50:54]  This is a great idea for a locals video.
[00:50:56]  You're right.
[00:50:56]  I should just find embarrassing Etsy shit and do reviews.
[00:51:01]  Anyways, back to the furry fandom thing.
[00:51:05]  I've mentioned this a couple of times, but baby furs hold an interesting position in the hierarchy.
[00:51:11]  Actually, Newshamster.
[00:51:13]  I'm sorry I subjected you to all this.
[00:51:14]  It's unnecessary.
[00:51:15]  My bad.
[00:51:17]  Baby furs hold an interesting position in the hierarchy of the furry fandom and that they're at the absolute bottom.
[00:51:23]  Nobody likes them.
[00:51:24]  And in large part, like it's pedo adjacent, first of all, but you can't say that because if you say obviously acting like a goo goo gaga little baby is like pedophile shit, people be like, oh my god, that's so problematic.
[00:51:39]  I use adult baby diaper lover play as like my way to cope with the adult world.
[00:51:45]  And, you know, it's in the privacy of my own bedroom and you're kink shaming.
[00:51:48]  Like, you know, they break out the usual canards chat, the canards, they come flying.
[00:51:55]  But then not only that, they go to these conventions, right?
[00:51:58]  And then they literally shit in their diapers and they leave shitty diapers around the convention center.
[00:52:03]  And then the convention center has to clean up shitty adult diapers and they're just like, we will never tolerate furries in our presence again.
[00:52:10]  And because all these hotels are now owned by like Pajites who go to this like hotel owner conventions that are also Pajites, they tell all their Pajit friends at these conventions, my good sir, I do not know what the furry is, but if you ever get the request to have a furry convention at your hotel, say no, sa, I will not redeem.
[00:52:29]  I will not redeem your request to have a furry convention at my hotel, saw.
[00:52:33]  So they get banned from like entire states as a result of bad word of mouth, specifically because of the adult diaper stuff.
[00:52:40]  And because of the aforementioned pedophile stuff, here are some comments in response to the banner, in particular pointing out the baby fur.
[00:52:50]  Tricky Lil Fox says, happy pride.
[00:52:53]  Pleased to see some baby fur representation too.
[00:52:56]  We're a big part of the fandom and always have been.
[00:52:58]  Princess Drake Bestis Sheep says, colon 3, as stated by another mod, there's actually a few of us in here.
[00:53:08]  Wadley Derg says, it makes me so happy to see some subtle ABDL representation on FA's official Pride banner.
[00:53:16]  Really shows how far we've come to be more inclusive as a community, especially given the hurdles a lot of ABDLs have had to face on this site, from what I understand.
[00:53:26]  If you don't remember, I think I covered this at some point.
[00:53:30]  Dragoneer was the previous owner of Fur Affinity.
[00:53:34]  And Dragoneer is an erratic faggot, was like horrifically incompetent and poorly managed FA over time.
[00:53:42]  Fur Affinity, as the largest furry art site in the world, was poised to really become a successful website, basically.
[00:53:50]  But Dragoneer lacked the vision and competence and aptitude and gumption, most importantly, to really do anything with it, much like low-text and something awful.
[00:54:03]  I think he's dead now.
[00:54:06]  And a lot of the changes that he could have made to Fur Affinity to make it a more successful website never happened.
[00:54:13]  However, under his administration, despite his incompetence, he actually took a hard line on Lollycon Shoticon stuff.
[00:54:21]  And this was actually very unpopular, obviously, with the ABDL people because They need cub porn because that's what they jerk off to.
[00:54:31]  However, under the new management, seems like the rules have been, the deal has been altered.
[00:54:37]  Pray, I do not alter it further.
[00:54:40]  And now it's no holds bars.
[00:54:41]  We're getting diaper furs in the administration.
[00:54:44]  We're allowing the cub fur porn.
[00:54:46]  And as predicted, as everyone in the entire fucking world predicted, first you start with the gay marriage, and then you start with the transgender shit, and then you got dog fucking, and you got pedophilia.
[00:54:58]  Like, oh, we've come so far that now we can represent grown men wearing diapers.
[00:55:03]  Isn't that lovely?
[00:55:05]  They have actual representation now, chat.
[00:55:08]  Uh, look at all these deleted comments, comment hidden by a staff.
[00:55:14]  Huts, sweetie.
[00:55:15]  The adults are talking.
[00:55:17]  The adults are talking from an account that says ABDL baby for artists.
[00:55:22]  Um, sweaty, I don't think that the adults are actually talking.
[00:55:25]  I think that the mentally stunted pedophile they're talking, and that's actually a really big difference between that.
[00:55:31]  What a weirdo.
[00:55:32]  I wonder if that's like a thing that triggered him at some point, like when he was a kid.
[00:55:36]  And now, like, now that he's like mentally stunted and hasn't progressed past the age of 12, he just remembers the one time that like a principal or a teacher was like really condescending to him.
[00:55:45]  He's like, Hey, the adults are talking.
[00:55:48]  And now, like, 30 years later, is a 45-year-old transgender man in a diaper drawing art of baby animals getting fucked in the ass.
[00:55:56]  He's he, he still holds on to that quip, even though it doesn't make any sense.

=== Mentally Stunted Pedophile Online Grooming (07:56) ===

[00:56:00]  So, he can whip it out on people.
[00:56:03]  Gray Cat Luna says, Love, love, love the banner.
[00:56:06]  It makes me so happy to see baby for a rep too.
[00:56:09]  This is awesome.
[00:56:10]  Firebreath, good girl puppy says there's a few of us on the team after all.
[00:56:15]  Colon three.
[00:56:16]  Nigel Riverton says, Love the banner.
[00:56:19]  FA needs more rainbows in multiple color combinations.
[00:56:23]  Colon three.
[00:56:24]  Is it a good thing or a bad thing if I don't know any of the FA staff?
[00:56:27]  Obviously, I know Skiggles is the boss.
[00:56:29]  Princess Drake says, Now you know one.
[00:56:32]  And Nigel says, Adorable little sheep.
[00:56:34]  Mama Skiggles replies, Who's the site owner?
[00:56:37]  Is Skiggles Dragonair's wife?
[00:56:40]  Because they're going by Mama Skiggles.
[00:56:41]  I don't know if that means that Dragoneer's wife is in control now or if this is like a tranny.
[00:56:46]  Somebody's a furry, tell me in chat.
[00:56:49]  Evil Sponge says, No idea.
[00:56:50]  Then why the fuck would you message?
[00:56:52]  Why would you write that?
[00:56:53]  I'm asking Chad a question.
[00:56:54]  He's like, I don't know.
[00:56:56]  I wasn't talking to you, obviously.
[00:57:02]  He says, Hey there, we stopped having a staff page and introducing new members and announcements a few years ago because people were using them to target staff members and it crossed into some in-roll-life harassment.
[00:57:11]  So now, if staff members want to be seen and known, they are welcome to introduce themselves, but the site won't be putting them in the limelight simply for their protection.
[00:57:19]  Heart emoji.
[00:57:20]  They are good beans.
[00:57:21]  If you see highlighted comments or a badge next to someone's name, they're staff.
[00:57:24]  Okay.
[00:57:26]  So that's what's going on in Fur Affinity Chad.
[00:57:28]  They're sucking on rainbow pacifiers.
[00:57:30]  It's quite dire.
[00:57:32]  I guess Dragoneer was the better option after all.
[00:57:34]  Suffer furries.
[00:57:36]  I actually, I need to look into this because I remember I was mildly fascinated at some point with this drama because in 2016, when Trump got elected, there was like a big schism in the furry community where previously the like the furry community had like absolutely no limitations.
[00:57:59]  Like everybody was welcome, even like the weirdos who sucked on pacifiers.
[00:58:03]  But then after Trump got in, it became a thing where if you were conservative in any way, shape, or form, you would, you're not permitted.
[00:58:12]  So then there was like a rift between Nazi furs and like the regular furries, I guess.
[00:58:17]  Like the tranny furries.
[00:58:19]  And it divided the furry community.
[00:58:21]  So I'm curious to see.
[00:58:22]  And I remember at the time, there was also the there's that guy that owns the dragons.
[00:58:27]  The furry people are so fascinating because their top dog, who's like one of the most prominent furries, is a guy that sells custom animal cock dildos called dragon dildos that are like the size of tank shells.
[00:58:41]  And this guy, not only has he pioneered animal cock dildos, he's like an honest-to-god anal stretcher himself.
[00:58:50]  And there are videos of this multi-millionaire animal cock dildo, what's the word?
[00:58:59]  Mogul.
[00:58:59]  He's a mogul of animal dildos.
[00:59:02]  There are videos of him fucking himself in the ass with gigantic horse cock dildos that he's used to advertise his products.
[00:59:09]  Like, yeah, here's me anal stretching with horse cock.
[00:59:13]  They were, of course, I've seen them.
[00:59:15]  Of course, I, bro, come on.
[00:59:17]  They've been around for fucking forever.
[00:59:18]  They got shared around.
[00:59:20]  Okay.
[00:59:20]  And it's just like, it's notable because that is the guy.
[00:59:23]  And he was going to start up his own alternative to fur affinity.
[00:59:26]  And I don't know what ever happened to that.
[00:59:28]  Because he owns like a bunch of porn sites and then animal dildo sites.
[00:59:32]  And he's also like a recreational anal stretcher.
[00:59:35]  Very fascinating individual.
[00:59:36]  I think he owns like an advertising company as well for furries.
[00:59:38]  So this guy's corn of the market.
[00:59:40]  This guy's smart as fuck.
[00:59:42]  Okay.
[00:59:42]  He's sitting there with a horse cock up his ass scheming to take over the entire furry world.
[00:59:51]  My soul is very tarnished Much like my coins.
[00:59:57]  Okay.
[00:59:57]  My heart is silver, but it's encased in a thick, glossy crust of silver sulfide, chat, and it will never recover properly.
[01:00:05]  You can never wash that off.
[01:00:07]  And if you do, it damages the value.
[01:00:08]  So you don't want to, anyways.
[01:00:10]  Next, Nexus mods.
[01:00:12]  Here's a fun story.
[01:00:13]  Speaking of moguls taking over things and fucking over people, Nexus mods very famously took hardline positions against hecking racisms, hecking transphobias, hecking fascisms, and would de-index mods that did not meet their criteria for nice and safe media, okay?
[01:00:37]  That were harmful to the spirit of the gamer community.
[01:00:42]  It's been sold.
[01:00:44]  The last fiasco I remember with Nexus mods was that, oh, what was it?
[01:00:50]  I think it was a mod to remove the body type filter for Oblivion.
[01:00:55]  Because when they remastered Oblivion, they added body type AB instead of male and female, like it used to be when the game was fucking launched like 15 fucking years ago.
[01:01:04]  Probably even more than that, like 20 years, right?
[01:01:07]  Because the passage of time is so immense and so fast slowing shots, like 20 years ago when Oblivion was launched originally.
[01:01:14]  So they changed it and then they backtracked it at some point.
[01:01:20]  And I remember, I think that's what it was.
[01:01:23]  I can't remember if that was it.
[01:01:24]  So I think after that debacle, the guy was in the mood to sell it.
[01:01:29]  He's like, I don't like dealing with this.
[01:01:30]  I don't like dealing with trannies.
[01:01:32]  I don't like dealing with politics.
[01:01:33]  I just wanted to grill.
[01:01:34]  I just wanted to game.
[01:01:36]  So all those trannies that had relied upon him to create like a nice safe space for their bullshit, he sold them out.
[01:01:44]  And not only did he sell them out yet, he sold them out in the funniest way possible.
[01:01:49]  He sold them out to a gotcha slop website called Chosen.
[01:01:55]  And here we have their monetization cheat sheet.
[01:01:58]  Okay.
[01:01:58]  So we got play to earn.
[01:02:00]  Players earn rewards like crypto or tokens through gameplay.
[01:02:04]  Popular in blockchain and NFT-based games.
[01:02:07]  Factor to consider highly dependent on user retention and market volatility.
[01:02:11]  Then there's microtransactions, small in-game purchases like skins, factor to consider balancing pricing with perceived value.
[01:02:21]  Then they show the tools, Google Play Taft, the arcade, Apple, Recurly, Charge B. Do's and don'ts.
[01:02:30]  Okay.
[01:02:31]  Run A-B tests on different monetization strategies to optimize revenue streams.
[01:02:36]  Track KPIs like LTV, ARPU, and retention rates to refine strategies.
[01:02:44]  Always keep gameplay enjoyable and make sure monetization doesn't hinder the user experience.
[01:02:49]  Don't over-monetize early.
[01:02:51]  Avoid bombarding users with ads or pushing too many in-app purchases early in the game lifecycle.
[01:02:57]  Don't ignore player feedback and don't commit to one strategy in the early stages of your startup.
[01:03:03]  So this is an expert consulting company that teaches you how to take something that is popular but unmonetized or under-monetized and how to extract that fucking greenback from those filthy, filthy, slothenly whales.
[01:03:18]  So that's the company.
[01:03:20]  That's what they do.
[01:03:22]  And they have taken over Nexus mods.
[01:03:25]  So all those trannies now that were very eager to bully people to get their way, they are now the consumer cattle of Chosen, which is going to figure out a way to bilk them for all their neat bucks, chat.
[01:03:41]  Very nice.
[01:03:41]  Very nice.
[01:03:43]  Okay.
[01:03:46]  You know what?
[01:03:47]  I give up.
[01:03:49]  Time for a monster chat.
[01:03:51]  Okay.
[01:03:53]  This is Elijah Miller.

=== Vtuber Hitler And Storm Of Steele (15:43) ===

[01:03:57]  He is Discord personified.
[01:04:00]  I think that is the correct way to describe him.
[01:04:05]  So he is a transgender pedophile.
[01:04:09]  And when I say pedophile, I mean I think he's a pedophile because he made a video talking about how he masturbated to child pornography and was into it.
[01:04:17]  So I think that's pretty safe to say he's a pedophile.
[01:04:20]  He was groomed online on Discord.
[01:04:23]  And not only was he groomed, he was apparently so well known to certain 4chan adjacent circles for being a weirdo on Discord that they were grooming that as soon as this thread was made, many people joined to share their experiences and knowing him or knowing people who knew him and groomed him.
[01:04:41]  You may notice that in the background, he has the Imperial German flag.
[01:04:48]  To be precise, I believe that was the Prussian war flag, which has the Iron Cross on it and the three colors that became the German Imperial flag.
[01:04:58]  Now, that is because he's also a wearaboo and supposedly a Nazi.
[01:05:02]  His avatar here, if you don't know, that's Kersha, also known as Kirsch, apparently, if you're from Minnesota and wrong.
[01:05:10]  That became his avatar.
[01:05:12]  He says internet funny man.
[01:05:14]  However, he neglects to specify which internet he's a funny man on.
[01:05:17]  Not this one, the uppercase I internet, because he's not very funny.
[01:05:21]  He tuned out.
[01:05:22]  he posted pictures of his guns uh he did the whole thing with uh let me make sure that this isn't showing anything bad when i open this It does not.
[01:05:31]  So he decorated this with all sorts of Nazi things.
[01:05:34]  The checkerboard, I recognize that as the Iron Guard of Romania.
[01:05:40]  And I recognize that for the same exact reason that he recognizes that.
[01:05:43]  That is the fascist path in Hearts of Iron 4.
[01:05:48]  He has the fascist logo for the brown shirts from the UK.
[01:05:54]  He knows that for the same reason I know that.
[01:05:56]  That is in Hearts of Iron 4.
[01:05:59]  That's a German rune thing.
[01:06:00]  I don't know what that's exactly from.
[01:06:02]  Anders Bravik is, of course, the neo-Nazi.
[01:06:04]  The arm holding the sword is a Polish fascist symbol.
[01:06:08]  The P with the anchor, that's a Polish resistance thing.
[01:06:11]  That's not really fascist.
[01:06:12]  It might be like a co-opted fascist symbol, but that's not inherently fascist.
[01:06:17]  The cross on the shield is a crusader thing.
[01:06:23]  I don't know what that means.
[01:06:24]  Pippa Pipkin or Pipkin Pippa.
[01:06:26]  Sorry, the Japanese way to say that is there.
[01:06:30]  And of course, I know what that is because that's in the Heart of Iron Four.
[01:06:33]  It's leader of fascist Germany.
[01:06:37]  Here we have a nice pillow of the Pipkin Pippa next to a book about democracy, The God That Failed.
[01:06:42]  This is a German philosophy book.
[01:06:45]  I believe it's a German philosophy book about how democracy is a false god that just allows people to be manipulated.
[01:06:51]  And how it's basically a Julius Evola.
[01:06:55]  Is it actually, is it German or is it Julius Evola?
[01:06:57]  I think it's the same thing as Julius Evola, where it's like a democracy is bad because politicians and democracies can't form long-term plans because they have no investment to besides winning their next election.
[01:07:09]  Whereas monarchs as personal owners of the country have an investment to make sure that not only in their lifetime does their country succeed, but the next lifetime with their children.
[01:07:18]  That's like the argument.
[01:07:20]  He has a 38 special, I believe is what that gun is, which apparently is like police surplus.
[01:07:26]  A picture of him in leather straps holding up knee-high stockings.
[01:07:31]  He hasn't shaved because he's too fucking lazy.
[01:07:34]  With the Storm of Scheld by Ernst Junga, which is a book I would, I would literally bet my life that this motherfucker has not read this book because I have.
[01:07:46]  Actually, I haven't even read it all the way.
[01:07:48]  I read like 60% of it.
[01:07:50]  Storm of Steel was recommended to me at some point, and I needed something to put on my, I have a thing that's like an e-reader, a Kobo.
[01:07:58]  I would highly recommend Kobo, by the way.
[01:08:00]  That thing I put into a junk bin electronics like three years ago, and it has been bashed and smashed and like scratched up, but it still works perfectly.
[01:08:09]  So that thing is fucking indestructible.
[01:08:11]  I would actually recommend that if you want an e-reader and don't want to give Amazon money.
[01:08:15]  But I put on my Kobo at some point to read when I had downtime and I couldn't access the internet.
[01:08:21]  So I read the Storm of Steele by Ernst Junga.
[01:08:24]  And it's an interesting book.
[01:08:26]  It's just, it's such a brutal, dry read.
[01:08:30]  It's literally like this.
[01:08:31]  So I went to Hong Ha Ha in the war.
[01:08:36]  I was conscripted and I went to the French city of Huang Ha Hong and the artillery shells landed and people were blown to bits and it was quite gruesome.
[01:08:46]  A week later, I was moved to the other city of Pont Pompion and the artillery shells there were even worse.
[01:08:52]  And on my first day, I saw somebody's head get blown open like a watermelon.
[01:08:57]  And then I was moved to La Han de Hong, a different city the next week.
[01:09:02]  And the artillery shelling there was awful, like the worst fucking artillery shelling ever.
[01:09:07]  It just never ended.
[01:09:08]  And then after that, I poked my head up above the trench and I was like three feet away from an Englishman.
[01:09:14]  And I was like, hey, buddy, we both spoke French.
[01:09:17]  So I was like, honho, I have a beer and you have cigarettes.
[01:09:20]  Do you want to trade a beer for a cigarette?
[01:09:21]  So he reached across the barbed wire and traded cigarettes for beer.
[01:09:24]  And that's like that book.
[01:09:25]  It just keeps going and going.
[01:09:27]  And then I saw an entire brigade of young men blown to pieces by artillery shells.
[01:09:32]  There was one guy that almost got away from the artillery shells, but then I hit wood and sent splinters flying and it pierced his skull with a splinter the size of a pencil.
[01:09:41]  And it's just, it's just like, it is fucking hard to read this book and it never stops and it never stops.
[01:09:48]  It's just constantly, yeah, young, young boys from Germany and the UK.
[01:09:53]  We took over a trench and there were the bodies of a bunch of Englishmen.
[01:09:56]  So I stole their cigarettes.
[01:09:58]  You know, shit like that.
[01:09:59]  It just never.
[01:10:00]  So I know this fucking tranny retard did not read this fucking book.
[01:10:06]  Anyways, there was a picture in particular.
[01:10:09]  Here's him at a VTuber convention.
[01:10:13]  I think he's with one of them.
[01:10:15]  I don't know if he's in this picture.
[01:10:17]  Oh, no, it's not.
[01:10:18]  So he's not in this, but they showed up in military gear holding a pink flag that says PMC PIPA group.
[01:10:26]  And then the Russian underneath says Grupa Pippa.
[01:10:30]  And that is a reference to the PMC Wagna in Russia at the time.
[01:10:36]  I can only imagine, by the way, imagine this.
[01:10:39]  Imagine how inadequate you must feel.
[01:10:41]  You're sitting here, you're in your television box.
[01:10:44]  By the way, in case you're wondering, this is a POV, your gator, approaching.
[01:10:50]  I forget the name of the anime that he was talking to.
[01:10:53]  POV, your gator, about to walk up to your favorite person in the world.
[01:10:56]  And it's just like a television box, like an advertisement that's on like a bus stop.
[01:11:01]  So I imagine the sense of insecurity that this other anime has, where she's just chilling there by her box.
[01:11:08]  And then the PIPA box has like eight fucking weirdos decked out in military uniforms with like a flag.
[01:11:15]  I can't tell what expression this is.
[01:11:17]  Is this character trying to portray shock and fear?
[01:11:19]  Or is this like happiness or neutral?
[01:11:22]  I don't know.
[01:11:22]  Anyways, the uniform he's talking about, this was him replying, by the way, no, I'll get into it in a second.
[01:11:30]  He made little patches he can sew on.
[01:11:33]  He's looking Russian LARPing because he has that blue and white stripes.
[01:11:36]  I forget the name of that, but one of the funniest things I saw in Ukraine, it was an old guy, like super old.
[01:11:44]  And he had like a full sailor uniform.
[01:11:48]  That blue and white stripe is really popular with like as like under undergarments for sailors in the Soviet Union.
[01:11:55]  So he was like in military bottoms, just like a wife beater with that blue and white stripe.
[01:12:02]  And then he had like a Soviet naval commander's cap, like the full-on, immaculate condition, shiny badge, like something about the Navy from the Soviet Union.
[01:12:13]  Because that was in Odessa, which was a Soviet Union port on the Black Sea.
[01:12:18]  And it was really crazy.
[01:12:19]  It was like out of fucking space and time, like this guy just walking around in his dress uniform hat, but then like he didn't want to be uncomfortable.
[01:12:30]  So he's just walking around the blue and white stripes.
[01:12:33]  Yeah, Sailor Corps, exactly.
[01:12:36]  That was cool to see.
[01:12:38]  Anyways, he's doing the Russian LARP.
[01:12:40]  I know he's doing the Russian LARP because there's another picture where he is.
[01:12:45]  I don't know if it's one of these other.
[01:12:48]  Oh, it's this.
[01:12:49]  I immediately recognize that this hat is the Russian camouflage pattern.
[01:12:56]  And I think that, yeah, this is him.
[01:12:58]  He's wearing the hat in this with the PIPA Groupa sew on and the proper like modern Russian thing.
[01:13:07]  And he's there with like a some kind of tranny with ears holding up the flag with the PIPA on it.
[01:13:15]  And look, I'm sorry to the anime people, okay?
[01:13:22]  I'm trying not to be super uncharitable here, but you just have to, you have to, you just have to say, look, their cope is that because he has so many like conflicting identities that he's not an actual VTuber fan, I'm sorry.
[01:13:38]  This dude is obviously a fucking VTuber fan.
[01:13:41]  And it's like, it's like when the couch cuck shot those two Mexican kids in New Mexico.
[01:13:48]  It's like, I mean, he had a forum account.
[01:13:51]  He was an admin of Encyclopedia Dramatica.
[01:13:54]  I would say he was much more ED aligned than that, but you can't deny that he had a forum account.
[01:13:59]  It's not the forum that radicalized him.
[01:14:01]  I'm not saying that Peppa Pipkins was like Peppa Pipkins.
[01:14:11]  I'm not saying that the rabbit was like, like, oh, go kill people.
[01:14:19]  Okay, I'm not saying that, but I am saying that he was a fan and denial of such things is coping see.
[01:14:29]  Oh, okay.
[01:14:30]  I'm being told, I'm being corrected live that when the PIPA PMC group showed up, I forgot to read the message.
[01:14:38]  Our PIPA PMC rolled up to see the boss.
[01:14:40]  Pipkin Pippa today.
[01:14:42]  We received our orders and some good morale boosting words.
[01:14:44]  Thanks for seeing us, Peppa.
[01:14:46]  We're forever loyal.
[01:14:48]  So she did not, she did not discourage the military fatigue people and apparently gave them a rousing speech, presumably by banging on her desk and being like, I don't know.
[01:15:00]  I don't want to try to emulate like Vtuber Hitler, but you understand where I'm going with that.
[01:15:07]  So what happened is that he got into trouble because he went to one of the No King rallies and he, I want to say, got into a fight with somebody and then got arrested.
[01:15:19]  Here we go.
[01:15:20]  I think this is it.
[01:15:21]  Oh, he, yeah, he was a counter protesting at the No Kings thing.
[01:15:24]  He showed up, like, in his fucking bullshit and got arrested because he got into a fight.
[01:15:39]  No libertarians here.
[01:15:41]  Libertarians are cringe.
[01:15:45]  Show us where your Asian wife is, sir.
[01:16:07]  Sir, we heard that you like VTubers.
[01:16:09]  You got to come with us.
[01:16:10]  We got a few questions with you.
[01:16:12]  Yes, you are.
[01:16:12]  You are being detained, sir.
[01:16:14]  are being detained.
[01:16:25]  Drop the anime!
[01:16:28]  This is a lawful order.
[01:16:30]  Drop the anime magazines now.
[01:16:34]  I don't care that she's 5,000 years old.
[01:16:36]  Canonically, sir, we're not asking this.
[01:16:39]  We can talk later.
[01:16:41]  Drop the anime now.
[01:16:45]  Always comply, Chad.
[01:16:46]  Don't bother fighting.
[01:16:52]  So after he got arrested, I think he got charged again and was arrested later.
[01:16:57]  And what happened is the reason why this guy now has a thread, in case you don't know, Throng here, shout outs to Throng.
[01:17:03]  I'm afraid I'm going to have to get messy.
[01:17:06]  After the drop Kiwi Farms stuff, all the VTuber people on the Kiwi Farms moved over to a different website.
[01:17:13]  They started up on their own.
[01:17:14]  And Throng is one of the moderators on there.
[01:17:17]  He is also one of the moderators for Pippa Pipkin's chat.
[01:17:20]  And I believe he's a moderator for Kersha's Discord as well.
[01:17:23]  So when he heard that his queens were being portrayed in a negative light by this bizarre weirdo pedophile Nazi Tranny, he rallied the troops and immediately dox this guy and got all this information, which props to him.
[01:17:37]  However, I believe his intentions are the sort of thing where it's like, look, we're going to disavow this guy like as hard as possible so that nobody can point to this and say he's a VTuber fan.
[01:17:49]  And I did a poll.
[01:17:51]  I had a poll.
[01:17:53]  So after 300 votes on the Kiwi farms, 59% said that he's a real fan and 41% said that he's a false flag.
[01:18:01]  I did another poll on Twitter and the results were more favorable towards the VTubers.
[01:18:06]  Let me find it real quick.
[01:18:09]  So here's, I'll just read you the results.
[01:18:13]  Okay, after one day, it got 1,894 votes, of which 51% said it was a false flag, and 48% said it was not a false flag.
[01:18:21]  So it was a very, very close poll.
[01:18:23]  I suppose I can do a poll in my actual chat as well, and we'll see what they, what they have to say about this.
[01:18:30]  So, poll, real fan or false flag, question mark, real fan, but one for that.
[01:18:36]  False flag, vote two for that.
[01:18:38]  I think that's how that works.
[01:18:40]  I haven't done it in so long that I forgot how to do it.
[01:18:43]  Okay, that is it.
[01:18:44]  So you have to type an exclamation point, vote one for real fan, exclamation point, vote two for false flag.
[01:18:52]  And I'll give it, let that run for a second, and we'll see.
[01:18:54]  I imagine that my audience is going to be particularly unfavorable, but we'll see.
[01:18:59]  All right.
[01:19:00]  With 100 votes in, which is about all I can get with having with forcing people to type.
[01:19:08]  It is about 75% for yes and less than 25% for false flag.
[01:19:16]  So as I predicted, my audience is a little bit less favorable to the VTubers.
[01:19:21]  VTuber fanboys actually outing themselves on chat.
[01:19:24]  Yeah, something like that.
[01:19:27]  So I'll call it there.
[01:19:29]  75.61% said real fan and the remainder, 24.39%, said false flag, which I think, I mean, like, look, you don't get to decide who your fans are.

=== False Flag Fans On VR Chat (06:55) ===

[01:19:40]  Okay.
[01:19:40]  I'm not saying that the VTubers told them to go be a fucking weirdo or to get groomed or to read of Storm and Steel.
[01:19:50]  Okay.
[01:19:50]  I'm not saying that.
[01:19:51]  I'm just saying that he was a real fan.
[01:19:53]  Okay.
[01:19:57]  And then, okay, so someone sent this to me, I think, since I'm being extremely uncharitable anyways.
[01:20:03]  Mongolian mongoose went ahead and dug this clip out.
[01:20:06]  So here's the context for this.
[01:20:08]  I don't know how old this is.
[01:20:10]  I'm assuming that this is really, really old.
[01:20:14]  But I don't, I honestly, I don't know the time stamp at all.
[01:20:18]  So what happened is that Kershaw or Kiesha or Kersh, if you prefer, was donated a model.
[01:20:26]  And the theme of this was that she was given a lowly model, which I am informed is how you pronounce that according to Pippa.
[01:20:34]  Okay.
[01:20:36]  I remember I was watching a video where they were discussing lowly together, right?
[01:20:41]  And Pippa made the observation that there are two kinds of VTubers.
[01:20:45]  There is the O-Pie and then there is the Loli.
[01:20:47]  The Opie is an adult woman with large breasts and the Loli is the little girl.
[01:20:52]  So you have to choose one.
[01:20:54]  When you're deciding how you want to compromise your dignity and become an animated marionette character on the internet, you have to decide if you want big breasts that bounce as you move around or if you want to be flat chested in Kauai.
[01:21:05]  Okay.
[01:21:06]  So for a gag, she decided to become a low-li, okay?
[01:21:11]  And they had an interesting conversation while playing a game.
[01:21:16]  Someone joined the game with an interesting name that you might be able to see on the screen, which I'm not going to read.
[01:21:23]  And we'll let them discuss this channel.
[01:21:25]  Username?
[01:21:26]  Oh, they like your username, Luma.
[01:21:28]  Oh, sorry.
[01:21:29]  I was not a random viewer.
[01:21:30]  Apparently, Luna joined under this name over here that you can see.
[01:21:35]  Username?
[01:21:36]  Oh, they like your username, Luma.
[01:21:38]  Oh, yeah.
[01:21:39]  Moonman.
[01:21:40]  Moonman.
[01:21:42]  Since I am now a lolly, are you going to be licking me?
[01:21:46]  I will.
[01:21:47]  Oh, my God.
[01:21:49]  Oh, my God.
[01:21:50]  I love getting groomed.
[01:21:52]  Does the mana just a cat?
[01:21:54]  Licking the lolly?
[01:21:56]  Yep.
[01:21:58]  Where is the lolly licking?
[01:22:00]  Who's licking here?
[01:22:02]  Why not both?
[01:22:06]  I love finding shit like this and playing it to 3,000 people because the discomfort is actually palpable.
[01:22:15]  I can't help it.
[01:22:17]  I'm a bad boy.
[01:22:18]  Okay.
[01:22:19]  I take every possible bridge and I take napalm and I just die, bridges, die.
[01:22:28]  It's called internet juche chat.
[01:22:30]  I stand under one flag and only one flag.
[01:22:33]  The Kiwi Farms flag.
[01:22:35]  I am a mountain.
[01:22:37]  I am an island.
[01:22:39]  And I have no bridges to any other islands.
[01:22:42]  It's just us.
[01:22:43]  It's just my moral fag, Kiwi fags and me versus the whole fucking world, chat.
[01:22:53]  That's enough of the VTuber shit.
[01:22:55]  This thread, by the way, it's really a ride, and it is a testament that you should not let your children have unrestricted internet access.
[01:23:03]  His backstory is kind of sad.
[01:23:05]  His father died, I think, when he was like nine or ten.
[01:23:08]  So he hit puberty and had unrestricted internet access.
[01:23:12]  He had a single working mom.
[01:23:14]  His father died.
[01:23:15]  And the clutches of Discord are unforgiving and merciless.
[01:23:22]  And they dragged him into the abyss, kicking and screaming.
[01:23:27]  There's a video of police hauling out his computer.
[01:23:30]  So he's under arrest, I think, for like battery at like the protest.
[01:23:35]  Never go to a protest and counter protest, by the way.
[01:23:39]  Echoing a sentiment from Sam Hyde.
[01:23:41]  So if you don't take my word for it, take Sam Hyde's word for it.
[01:23:43]  Never go to one of these fucking things and counter protests.
[01:23:45]  It's like the quickest way to fuck up your whole life is to get into a fight over some stupid bullshit.
[01:23:50]  This protest changes nothing.
[01:23:51]  So there's no reason to go there and fight people and get arrested and get a criminal record for that shit.
[01:23:57]  But he did.
[01:23:57]  And then I think they reviewed his internet history and saw him talking about child porn.
[01:24:03]  Oh, I didn't even mention he eats shit.
[01:24:06]  There's tons of videos of him jerking off covered in shit.
[01:24:10]  He apparently even sold videos of him jerking off covered in shit to like shit related porn sites.
[01:24:19]  So yeah.
[01:24:20]  Anyways, they went through his internet history and they saw that he had talked about child porn.
[01:24:24]  So they took his computer.
[01:24:26]  And I imagine he probably doesn't have the means to do to like to hide that from the police.
[01:24:32]  So he might get CP charges and then his life is basically just over.
[01:24:37]  So we love our cops, our law enforcement.
[01:24:41]  And it's very funny when shit like this happens and people are very embarrassed by it.
[01:24:48]  Oh, he was also big into VR chat.
[01:24:50]  This is something I know nothing about.
[01:24:52]  I don't own a VR headset and I have absolutely no interest in being in VR chat.
[01:24:56]  I thought VR chat was like a weird like gimmick that came and went because I don't hear much about it.
[01:25:01]  But I feel like the reason why you don't hear much about it is that it did go come and go for like the overwhelming majority of people.
[01:25:08]  But there were some people who got sucked into it and now are like non-stop gooning in VR chat.
[01:25:15]  So he's he's involved in that shit as well.
[01:25:19]  I know absolutely nothing about VR chat.
[01:25:22]  But yeah, apparently like all the legitimate entertainment value that came from VR chat is like gone and all those people that made it popular are gone.
[01:25:29]  And all that's left is like Discord gooners using avatars to like masturbate now.
[01:25:34]  So I don't know what's going on with that.
[01:25:36]  I imagine VR chat is like the natural evolution of Second Life.
[01:25:40]  So you have like these extremely, extremely mentally ill people who have these avatars that are like preposterous and they're just like in these social circles that are embarrassing.
[01:25:51]  That's my understanding, probably like probably what VR chat is.
[01:25:55]  It's VR Discord.
[01:25:56]  Okay.
[01:25:57]  VRChat is Zoom or Second Life.
[01:25:59]  Yeah, that's what I feel like.
[01:26:00]  I feel like that was a good comparison.
[01:26:05]  I don't have a headset.
[01:26:06]  I don't have a VR headset.
[01:26:08]  And I had no interest in it.
[01:26:10]  I'm not, believe it or not, chat.
[01:26:12]  And this is probably my saving grace.
[01:26:13]  I'm not much of a social butterfly.
[01:26:15]  You know how in The Sims, there's like a social meter.
[01:26:18]  And if you don't interact with anybody for too long, your character goes insane because you have to be like social.
[01:26:23]  I have the introvert personality on The Sims where your social meter never goes down because you don't talk to people.
[01:26:31]  I'm like that.
[01:26:33]  I have a friends group of like one person.

=== Wholesome Furry Documentary Fight Fascists (08:58) ===

[01:26:36]  Okay.
[01:26:37]  Actually, more than that.
[01:26:38]  I have like three people I will talk to on a weekly basis.
[01:26:41]  One of them is a lawyer.
[01:26:46]  And then the other two are just like nerds.
[01:26:48]  And occasionally we talk about cryptocurrency.
[01:26:50]  That's it.
[01:26:50]  That's my friend circle.
[01:26:52]  And my social meter never goes down because I am content in my life.
[01:26:56]  Okay.
[01:26:57]  So I never have an, I never think, like, God, I'm so lonely today.
[01:27:00]  I want to strap on a VR headset and like talk to people about Pipkins.
[01:27:04]  Okay.
[01:27:05]  I never have that urge.
[01:27:06]  It just never comes to me.
[01:27:11]  I'm done talking about this.
[01:27:13]  Next, Ashley Zoe Fox.
[01:27:16]  Okay.
[01:27:16]  I mentioned him last stream, but before then, I haven't mentioned him in years.
[01:27:19]  Ashley Zoe Fox is one of the most ardent Kira the Wolf defenders when the Kira the Wolf stuff happened.
[01:27:25]  And because of the H or AMC Plus documentary about Kira the Wolf coming out, they're interviewing him.
[01:27:34]  I've not been interviewed, by the way.
[01:27:36]  They're doing this fucking documentary, and I was at the forefront of this shit.
[01:27:39]  The Kiwi Farms is at the forefront of this shit.
[01:27:41]  Nobody's talking to us.
[01:27:42]  So I'm assuming that this is going to be them polishing, glazing the Kira the Wolf situation so that Wikipedia can pretend that the furries did all the work themselves and the Kiwi Farms had nothing to do with this.
[01:27:58]  But Ashley Zoe Fox was interviewed and he says, The furry detectives on Mask and Monster, my filming experience, the director Leo Love or Theo Love and producer Julia Lindau were awesome during my interview and day of filming.
[01:28:10]  They do not want to harm the furry fandom.
[01:28:12]  They're simply telling a story.
[01:28:14]  They is fucking glazing.
[01:28:16]  Just like any group, whether it be furries or cosplayers or anything else you can think of, there are bad apples.
[01:28:21]  The docusary shows how furries banded together to try and hold the bad apples accountable.
[01:28:25]  Except they didn't.
[01:28:27]  Except Ashley Zoe Fox in particular was out in the front of this debacle running fucking defense for Kira the Wolf and had nothing to say negative towards him until two years later where he finally admitted for the first time that Kira was probably involved in the Zoo Sadism group.
[01:28:44]  So this is fucking gay as shit.
[01:28:46]  Apparently we'll air at the Tribeca Film Festival on July 17th.
[01:28:52]  So it's wrapping up already.
[01:28:54]  So there's no way that they're going to correct anything.
[01:28:57]  And they took some photos.
[01:28:58]  99% of the segment was regarding Kira.
[01:29:00]  The first part shows we were friends when it came out in episode three and four.
[01:29:03]  It will show after I found out he lied to us.
[01:29:06]  For the record, I'm 100% against Kiron's action.
[01:29:08]  Took two years for this fat faggot to come to this decision.
[01:29:11]  I can't believe that anyone's still backing him.
[01:29:13]  I'm not going to ruin the documentary.
[01:29:15]  Kira straight up lied to the director's face during filming.
[01:29:18]  Nothing about Furbole.
[01:29:20]  And then you got like a little souvenir, I guess.
[01:29:22]  So they're handing out souvenirs to the people that ran defense for Kira the Wolf.
[01:29:27]  In case you forgot who he is, by the way, to throw back to a different time, this was a DMCA takedown notice where he basically tried to get every single page of his Kiwi Pharmaceutter taken down, citing that people were infringing his copyright.
[01:29:46]  By the way, his other usernames were Lil Pup and Lil Rugrat.
[01:29:52]  So if you want to try to imagine what Ashley Zoe Fox looks like in real life, I think we have some good fodder here to actually we know what he looks like in real life.
[01:30:02]  This fucking asshole.
[01:30:04]  This shit.
[01:30:05]  I stand.
[01:30:06]  Ha!
[01:30:07]  That's a fun image, isn't it?
[01:30:08]  That's a great image to have right in the front.
[01:30:10]  Huh.
[01:30:10]  This guy surely is going to be a reliable narrator who's going to tell you exactly how it went down for your AMC Plus documentary.
[01:30:17]  Fucking hacks.
[01:30:19]  So he did the DMCA thing.
[01:30:21]  And then he also did this.
[01:30:24]  Defamation of character.
[01:30:25]  Legal complaint.
[01:30:27]  Defamation of character as well as leaking private information not available on any other site.
[01:30:31]  It is a hate crime as they have been notified on several occasions that I am a transgender male to female and go by female pronouns.
[01:30:37]  Yet they continue to commit libel by calling me a he and referring to me as my previous male name.
[01:30:43]  There are several 20 plus pages on this thread and they are all just as bad.
[01:30:47]  Please remove them all from search results as I am a YouTuber and these show up on the first page of search results.
[01:30:52]  Thank you in advance.
[01:30:53]  Oh man, I'm going to feature this fucking thread.
[01:30:55]  Did anybody bother to post this shit in this thread?
[01:30:58]  No.
[01:30:58]  Here, here's what we're going to do.
[01:31:00]  I'm going to do some hardcore jannying.
[01:31:03]  You ready?
[01:31:04]  The way this works.
[01:31:05]  Existing thread.
[01:31:07]  Actually, I don't need that one.
[01:31:09]  This thread.
[01:31:11]  Then under that he DMC this thread and tried to report it as libel because we called him a he LOL.
[01:31:22]  I did not somehow copy this URL correctly.
[01:31:26]  Sorry, this is important chat.
[01:31:28]  Because I'm going to feature this because fuck him.
[01:31:31]  And one more thing.
[01:31:32]  Okay.
[01:31:34]  This, by the way, was his original reaction to the Kiwi Farms investigating if his best friend or whatever was actually involved in animal torture groups.
[01:31:42]  That's Kiro on the right, right, with the fucking head for his fursuit.
[01:31:48]  Let's see what Ashley Zoe Fox has to say about people investigating Kiro and his animal abuses.
[01:31:54]  That damn Kiwi Farms.
[01:31:56]  I love that.
[01:31:57]  I love that fucking guilt in his voice.
[01:31:59]  That damn Kiwi Farms.
[01:32:01]  I love that Rick and Morty shirt, too.
[01:32:03]  That damn Kiwi Farms.
[01:32:05]  That damn Kiwi Farms.
[01:32:07]  Don't worry.
[01:32:08]  Don't worry, buddy.
[01:32:09]  Don't worry, Jim.
[01:32:10]  You're never, the damn Kiwi Farms will not be mentioned in this documentary, so you don't have to worry about it.
[01:32:16]  It's going to be a heckin wholesome big chunk of story about how furries rose TF up and fought the fascist.
[01:32:24]  AMC Plus is running a documentary about the hero of the wolf Zusadism stuff and is interviewing Fox for Impremation.
[01:32:38]  Okay, I will feature this.
[01:32:41]  Shit this thread up.
[01:32:42]  Just shit it up.
[01:32:44]  Jet it up.
[01:32:46]  Okay, one more weird trune adjacent thing.
[01:32:49]  Here we have a Space Station 14 drama.
[01:32:53]  In particular, there is like a schism in the Space Station 14 community over licensing.
[01:33:00]  So I don't even have the capacity to understand what the fuck is going on in the Space Station 13 drama.
[01:33:07]  There's apparently like transgenders and groomers involved, and they're arguing with each other and they're doxing each other and they're fighting over licenses.
[01:33:16]  So this guy, MoonHart08, posts in the SimpleStation Einstein engines, you are violating the MIT and AGPL licenses.
[01:33:26]  And then he writes all this shit about licenses.
[01:33:31]  And then the official response from the developing team is, that's a lot of words.
[01:33:37]  And says a GitHub issue was never the correct place to bring this up, regardless.
[01:33:41]  So at some point, much like with the furry drama, I'm going to have to take like an actual step into this and figure out what the fuck is happening because these people are like eating themselves alive.
[01:33:52]  This is the issue, by the way, with people.
[01:33:57]  There's this meme.
[01:33:58]  Hold up.
[01:33:59]  Let's see.
[01:33:59]  XKCD standards.
[01:34:04]  This is one of the most true things ever pinned into comic form.
[01:34:10]  I know XK City is not popular because he votes for Hillary Clinton, but whatever.
[01:34:14]  How standards proliferate?
[01:34:15]  See, AC chargers, character encodings, incident messenger, etc. etc.
[01:34:20]  Situation.
[01:34:21]  There are 14 competing standards.
[01:34:23]  14?
[01:34:24]  Ridiculous.
[01:34:24]  We need to develop one universal standard that covers everyone's use cases.
[01:34:28]  Yeah, soon.
[01:34:29]  Situation.
[01:34:30]  There are 15 competing standards.
[01:34:32]  This is very true.
[01:34:34]  Everyone, for whatever reason, and not for whatever reason, it's just human nature.
[01:34:39]  People don't like to contribute to somebody else's shit.
[01:34:44]  Especially free stuff like code.
[01:34:46]  Nobody wants to really get on somebody else's ship and start giving people free shit and not get any glory.
[01:34:53]  Okay.
[01:34:54]  So everybody, when they start talking about making Space Station 14, instead of people getting together and like in a communist utopia, deciding which way the comrades and the glorious Soviet Union will progress to developing Space Station 14.
[01:35:10]  They instead argue and bicker and fight with each other and make 20 different competing Space Station 14 like engines and counterparts and shit, right?
[01:35:19]  And then they all try to like use copyright law.
[01:35:22]  As a good communist would, they all use copyright law to fuck with each other.
[01:35:26]  Eventually I will develop the requisite autism to investigate such a thing, chat.
[01:35:32]  All right.

=== Transport Plane Circling Haiti For Hours (03:22) ===

[01:35:34]  Let's see what our boy Billy Mitchell is up to.
[01:35:37]  Billy Mitchell has bought an RV.
[01:35:40]  He says, thanks, Carl Jops Gaming.
[01:35:43]  I'll be closing this one soon.
[01:35:45]  Can't wait for the equity in your home to arrive in my bank account.
[01:35:49]  He is sitting in front of a brand new luxury RV.
[01:35:54]  I think these RVs, these nice luxury ones, I want to say that they're like a quarter of a million dollars.
[01:36:01]  I can't remember.
[01:36:01]  I looked at an RV like one time because I thought when I came back to the U.S., maybe I'll just get like a Starlink or put my Starlink on top of an RV and just RV around.
[01:36:09]  And I'll save money that way until I can buy something permanent, right?
[01:36:15]  And then I discovered that an RV is more than a house.
[01:36:18]  So it's like, okay, I guess I'm not doing that.
[01:36:21]  Billy Mitchell does not have to worry about such things because Carl Jobs Gaming is working for him.
[01:36:27]  And the equity in his home is going to him.
[01:36:30]  And the ad revenue from his videos is going to go to him.
[01:36:34]  So Billy Mitchell, the king of Kong, has the luxury to just buy one of these RVs, not because he needs to save money, but because he wants to go RVing around the beautiful, pristine, wonderful, amazing, natural, natural wonders.
[01:36:49]  God's gift to the United States.
[01:36:53]  Our national parks, our beautiful, untamed wilderness, and see it for himself in the United States of America.
[01:37:01]  My grandfather, he's a veteran of foreign wars.
[01:37:05]  I think he was in Vietnam.
[01:37:09]  I think Korea was before his time.
[01:37:11]  I know for sure he was in Vietnam.
[01:37:13]  He had a story.
[01:37:14]  I don't know if this is true.
[01:37:16]  He tried to say one time he was a parachuter and he was deployed at random.
[01:37:23]  They just said, you got to get on this big cargo plane, right?
[01:37:27]  Where they jump out of like those transport planes.
[01:37:30]  And they were in the air for like 20 hours.
[01:37:34]  He said it was like an abysmal experience because you're just sitting there in this transport plane and you have no idea where you're going.
[01:37:41]  You have no idea what's going on.
[01:37:43]  And you're just in the air and you don't know how close you are.
[01:37:46]  You have no idea how far away you are.
[01:37:48]  And then they just randomly yell at him, okay, you got to jump out of this fucking plane.
[01:37:52]  And they jump out and he realizes he's in Haiti.
[01:37:55]  So this transport plane had just been circling around Haiti for like 20 hours.
[01:38:00]  And that's all.
[01:38:01]  I don't remember anything else about this story except that he said it was in Haiti.
[01:38:05]  So I don't even know when we invaded Haiti, but I think it was in Haiti at some point.
[01:38:09]  Anyways, my point is that he was a veteran of foreign wars and he refused to leave the country for any reason.
[01:38:15]  Like the family tried to get him to take trips outside the U.S. and he says, no, there's nothing, everything that you want to see in the world, you can find in the United States.
[01:38:25]  So never leaving the U.S. again.
[01:38:27]  So that was his decision in regards to vacations.
[01:38:34]  Never leaving the U.S. again.
[01:38:36]  If I want to see a mountain, there's Rockies.
[01:38:38]  I want to see the rivers.
[01:38:39]  There's the Mississippi.
[01:38:41]  If I want to go see a waterfall, you got Niagara.
[01:38:43]  I ain't fucking leaving again.
[01:38:47]  Next.
[01:38:48]  Chantao.
[01:38:50]  Speaking of never leaving, Chantao, I mentioned last stream, was having a little bit of a kerfuffle.

=== Kuwait City Stray Animal Kerfuffle (04:37) ===

[01:38:56]  She had abducted a kitten from the streets, which caused her many, many A-logs to completely lose their fucking minds and start contacting people inside Kuwaiti City.
[01:39:07]  As it turns out, Kuwait City has a serious issue with stray animals.
[01:39:12]  And as a result, the handling of animals is quite strictly regulated in Kuwait.
[01:39:19]  And also, they have strict finance laws, as many countries do, in regards to collecting money for charitable purposes.
[01:39:27]  Paws, Kuwait was an animal shelter that could accept money for strays and stuff.
[01:39:34]  And they took issue with Chantao raising money for a stray animal.
[01:39:38]  She only raised like $70, but they were so pissed off about this, in particular because they were concerned that she had taken a kitten away from the mother.
[01:39:47]  And apparently that was a crime.
[01:39:48]  So Paws, Kuwait's attorney, asked the prosecutor of Kuwait City to press charges against her for both charity fraud and also for mishandling a stray animal.
[01:39:58]  This caused Chantao to flee the country, literally, and now she is back in Canada.
[01:40:04]  The situation that she finds herself in is that Salah, her husband, is unable to travel to Canada because he is a Syrian.
[01:40:12]  So let's take a look.
[01:40:13]  I actually brought this up.
[01:40:14]  This is the map of, this is a very interesting comparison of the most powerful passports in the world.
[01:40:23]  If you were ever thinking about becoming a passport bro, this website is very useful because it shows you how many countries you can go to visa-free.
[01:40:30]  If you are from Canada, green means you can just show up.
[01:40:34]  You can just take a plane to that country and you will receive an immediate visa for between usually 30 to 90 days upon arrival.
[01:40:41]  You don't have to ask for permission to visit that country.
[01:40:44]  So if you are traveling to Kuwait, for instance, as soon as you show up, you get a 120-day or 90-day visa.
[01:40:54]  If you go to Turkey, no issues whatsoever.
[01:40:58]  You're there for 90 days, right?
[01:41:01]  And then if we look at this, this is one of the best passports in the entire world, by the way.
[01:41:06]  I think that it's one of the highest.
[01:41:11]  You can actually just show them, by the way.
[01:41:13]  So the UAE is the highest passport in the entire world, which is a bit surprising until you realize that the UAE has very few actual citizens, and the citizens that they do have are all wealthy as fuck.
[01:41:25]  So that's why the UAE can go basically anywhere except the U.S. Spain, number two.
[01:41:31]  I don't know why Spain is particularly higher than the rest of Europe.
[01:41:35]  Actually, I wish I could, let's compare Spain and France.
[01:41:39]  Where can Spain go that France can't?
[01:41:42]  All the same.
[01:41:44]  Malawa?
[01:41:46]  Malawai?
[01:41:47]  Is that the only country that's different?
[01:41:49]  Oh, no, wait.
[01:41:50]  French people can't go to Nauru.
[01:41:53]  Fuck you, France.
[01:41:55]  Your passport is weaker than Spain's because you can't go to Nauru, which, if I remember correctly, is actually the lowest tourist destination in the entire fucking world.
[01:42:05]  It's like a Pacific island that nobody fucking goes to.
[01:42:08]  So, Nauru putting the French in their fucking plays.
[01:42:11]  All right.
[01:42:12]  Fuck the French.
[01:42:13]  That's a good foreign policy right there.
[01:42:15]  Anyways, Canada can go to Kuwait City.
[01:42:18]  This is Syria's passport.
[01:42:20]  Now, let's zoom out a little bit and compare the two again, just so we can get a good contrast.
[01:42:25]  Canada, Syria, Canada, Syria.
[01:42:29]  You might notice, you have to squint, a lot more red for the Syrian passport.
[01:42:33]  So if you have a Syrian passport, the number of countries you can go to visa-free is six.
[01:42:39]  You can go to Iran, Malaysia.
[01:42:43]  Can I just show the green ones?
[01:42:45]  The Dominican Republic, Haiti, Micronesia, and of course, good old Palestine, but probably not the Gaza Strip.
[01:42:55]  Actually, maybe even the Gaza Strip.
[01:42:57]  So that's your options if you're a Syrian.
[01:42:59]  If you're Canadian, you have quite a few more places that you can go to.
[01:43:03]  Okay.
[01:43:04]  So I did the research.
[01:43:07]  I compared and contrasted these two passports.
[01:43:10]  The number of countries that she can go to without a visa that he can also go to without a visa because they're too fucking lazy to get a visa is Haiti, Dominica, and Malaysia.
[01:43:23]  So there's actually three that they have in common that they can go to.
[01:43:27]  I would recommend for them Malaysia.
[01:43:30]  What do you guys think about this?
[01:43:32]  Do you think that they can survive in Malaysia?

=== Domestic Abuse Battery In Louisiana Courts (16:11) ===

[01:43:34]  I think they've even.
[01:43:36]  She went to Thailand.
[01:43:38]  And he couldn't go because I remember this.
[01:43:41]  And then while she was there, she went to like this floating city and it caught fire.
[01:43:47]  That's not even a joke.
[01:43:48]  There's this really keeno picture of Chantal, and she's at this weird Thai like city that's like built on a lake and it's all wood.
[01:43:56]  And somehow while she was there, it literally caught on fire.
[01:44:00]  And there's this really keeno picture of this fat bitch in a hijab, neck like head to toe and black, like standing and smiling in front of the smoldering ruins of a floating Thai city thing.
[01:44:11]  So very the city sunk.
[01:44:14]  No, it caught on fire.
[01:44:15]  Maybe, maybe some kind of oil tanker did submerge and then exploded.
[01:44:20]  And that's why it caught on fire.
[01:44:20]  But that fucker was on fire.
[01:44:24]  So I think Malaysia will work out for her.
[01:44:27]  She's currently sulking and being fat, as it were.
[01:44:32]  Here we go.
[01:44:33]  Just sitting there in her inner room, smoking edibles.
[01:44:38]  For whatever reason, whenever she goes back to Canada, she immediately starts smoking weed again, like uncontrollably.
[01:44:43]  She said she has an issue with weed, so she's high as fuck in bliss, waiting for her husband, Salah, to reunite with her.
[01:44:54]  She's bald, I think so.
[01:44:56]  She wears a hijab, bro.
[01:44:57]  She can't show her bald head.
[01:44:59]  The Prophet Muhammad said that that's Haram, bro.
[01:45:02]  Oh my God.
[01:45:03]  What the fuck?
[01:45:04]  Bro, why are you just showing off the diabetes foot?
[01:45:10]  Can we add?
[01:45:11]  Does Chantal have a WikiFeet profile?
[01:45:14]  Can we get this on Chantal's Wiki feet?
[01:45:16]  This is a great picture right here.
[01:45:19]  Awesome.
[01:45:20]  Life is good in Canada.
[01:45:26]  All right.
[01:45:27]  Next.
[01:45:28]  Styx Hex and the Hammer.
[01:45:30]  Styx Hex and Hammer, as a quick recap, was once a very, very popular political commentator.
[01:45:37]  How he achieved this is a mystery to the entire world.
[01:45:40]  But after Trump was elected, he was one of the foremost political commentators on the internet.
[01:45:46]  He had thousands and thousands of viewers watching him for his hot takes as a based libertarian giga chad who wore leather for some reason.
[01:45:55]  Over time, his popularity waned because people discovered that his takes actually suck.
[01:46:01]  Um, and he is a faggot that worships a gay demon named Stolaz, and he has little cartoon character drawings of Stolas in his house.
[01:46:10]  Uh, Six also became an alcoholic, he drinks perpetually, he drinks alcohol live on stream, he drinks alcohol secretly live on stream, and then he went down to he gropes his girlfriend in the most uncomfortable video ever put on the fucking internet live on stream because he's drunk in a retard.
[01:46:29]  So then he goes down to Nalines with a girlfriend and he has a little bit of a kerfuffle and he chucks his telephone, his cell phone at his girlfriend.
[01:46:40]  Now he says that he was simply throwing his phone.
[01:46:42]  She demanded to see proof if he was cheating on her and he was.
[01:46:48]  And when she looked at his phone, she saw evidence that he was cheating on her.
[01:46:53]  And then when she became upset, he became very upset himself and he chucked his phone.
[01:46:57]  Now, his story is that it was a complete accident, but he did peg her with his phone.
[01:47:05]  Now, apparently, while he was drunk and throwing his phone around, he said that he had a Glock on him.
[01:47:11]  So he was carrying a firearm during this confrontation.
[01:47:15]  And he said, no, Stalker Child, if I was actually trying to have a domestic, I would have simply shot her or brandished my weapon.
[01:47:23]  I could not have possibly intended to cause her any distress.
[01:47:27]  That was his actual defense.
[01:47:28]  And I'll play the video in a second.
[01:47:31]  Then, so he got arrested.
[01:47:33]  She called 911.
[01:47:35]  The police showed up.
[01:47:36]  I'm like, you can't be chucking shit at your spouse and shit.
[01:47:39]  That is a DV.
[01:47:40]  And so he was arrested and spent a weekend in jail where Jeremy Hambley was the one he had to call with his one phone call to get bailed out of jail because apparently he just doesn't have enough money on his fucking own to post his own bond.
[01:47:53]  So Hamley bailed him out and then he returned to New Hampshire, I believe, or Vermont, one of those two states, and has been going through the judicial proceedings for the last couple months.
[01:48:09]  Now, at some point, the prosecutor in his case committed suicide, which Styx took as evidence that his chaos matt, and this is not a joke.
[01:48:20]  If you're if you have, if you like, I always like to imagine what somebody's thinking if they're listening to this stream for the first time, because it must just sound like I'm making shit up.
[01:48:28]  So this guy who's like a dark wizard, he doesn't believe in prayer.
[01:48:38]  He believes in chaos magic.
[01:48:39]  So you start like envisioning bad things happening to your enemies.
[01:48:43]  And then your gay owl demon Stolos like makes your wishes come true because you sold your soul to the demons or whatever.
[01:48:53]  And he was wishing bad things to happen to his prosecutor and then he killed himself.
[01:48:57]  And then later, New Orleans got hit with snow, I want to say.
[01:49:01]  And it was like this historic storm.
[01:49:03]  And he was like very smugly talking about how his chaos magic was causing people to commit suicide and to cause New Orleans to be blanketed with snow because of his supreme magic and stuff.
[01:49:17]  It's called chaos magic or some shit.
[01:49:19]  He actually believes this.
[01:49:20]  I'm not joking.
[01:49:22]  The ruling has finally come in after much anticipation.
[01:49:25]  He was tried by judge by Zoom.
[01:49:30]  Defendant Tarl Warwick appeared represented by Jared Bradley.
[01:49:35]  The defendant elected for trial by judge.
[01:49:38]  And I'm not sure why.
[01:49:40]  I know you have a right to a jury.
[01:49:41]  I'm not sure if there's like considerations when you have a misdemeanor trial or if you have to pay for a jury in a misdemeanor trial.
[01:49:47]  Because if you want a jury trial in a civil case, I think you have to pay for it, even though you have a right to ask for it.
[01:49:53]  So he might have decided that he didn't want to pay for a jury trial and a misdemeanor.
[01:49:57]  That's my speculation.
[01:49:59]  I'm not a lawyer, but that's what I'm thinking.
[01:50:01]  Because otherwise, why the fuck would you get a bench trial?
[01:50:04]  Generally, you never win a bench trial ever.
[01:50:06]  And you should basically always invoke your right to a jury trial.
[01:50:12]  So Eva Ripple represented the state female judge in a DV case and you elect for a bench trial.
[01:50:20]  Now you guys know how I am.
[01:50:22]  I'm a good boy, okay?
[01:50:23]  I don't think evil, evil, misogynist thoughts, right?
[01:50:26]  But I wouldn't.
[01:50:30]  I wouldn't.
[01:50:31]  I wouldn't do that.
[01:50:32]  That would not be my choice, chat.
[01:50:34]  If I was in this situation and I was having a little bit of conversation with Stolos about what to do, all right, I would not choose this.
[01:50:43]  Defense requested sequestrant of witnesses.
[01:50:48]  State requested sequestring of witnesses.
[01:50:51]  State evidence, rebuttal.
[01:50:53]  The judge's verdict for defendant Tarli Warwick.
[01:50:56]  Domestic abuse battery.
[01:50:58]  First offense.
[01:50:59]  Defendant found guilty by judge.
[01:51:04]  The defendant was issued and signed a protective order.
[01:51:07]  Defendant to appear via Zoom for sentencing on July 15th.
[01:51:11]  Victim to give impact statement via Zoom.
[01:51:14]  Notify defense counsel.
[01:51:15]  Tarl Warwick, 6 Hex and Hammer 666, despite the chaos magic of the gay owl demon Stolos, was no match for our boy Jesus.
[01:51:28]  And Jesus has found him guilty of domestic abuse battery.
[01:51:33]  So let's talk about the righteous punishment coming.
[01:51:36]  This is from an attorney website out of Louisiana that I found that explains what the possible consequences for being found of domestic abuse battery in Louisiana are.
[01:51:45]  A fine between $300 and $1,000, jail time for 30 days to six months, which is almost always going to be deferred as probation or parole or whatever.
[01:51:56]  You know how that works.
[01:51:58]  However, the statute does say mandatory 48 hours in jail.
[01:52:04]  But don't get too excited because when he was arrested, as I mentioned, he didn't have the money to post his own bond.
[01:52:12]  So he had to beg the quartering to post his bond for him.
[01:52:16]  And so he actually spent more than two days in jail when he was arrested.
[01:52:20]  So even if he gets two days in jail as a sentence, he already has time served.
[01:52:25]  And almost always, I'm not familiar with Louisiana 100%.
[01:52:28]  And they are a little bit weird because they're French.
[01:52:32]  Chances are he's going to get time served.
[01:52:34]  But it is possible that the honorable judge Eva might give him a week of jail time.
[01:52:43]  And then he would have to, I don't know.
[01:52:44]  I don't know how that works.
[01:52:46]  If you have a week of jail time and you live in New Hampshire and you're sentenced in New Orleans, does that mean that you can you like turn yourself into a local jail in New Hampshire?
[01:52:54]  Or do you have to actually pay travel expenses to go to jail in New Orleans for a week?
[01:53:00]  I imagine they have something where you can go to jail in New Hampshire for five days or whatever.
[01:53:05]  And you don't have to pay to go to New Orleans to serve your time.
[01:53:09]  I'm not sure how that works.
[01:53:11]  But that's what he's facing.
[01:53:14]  As always, please consult the graph.
[01:53:16]  Nothing ever happens.
[01:53:17]  Probably not going to jail, but he might.
[01:53:21]  However, however, as even though nothing ever happens, there is something that has happened.
[01:53:28]  Now, he's a base libertarian, giga chad demon worshiper chat.
[01:53:32]  And when you think of base libertarian demon worshipers, what do you think of?
[01:53:36]  Asian wives and guns.
[01:53:39]  That is basically the only facets of the libertarian identity that are consistent.
[01:53:44]  So there's a little caveat in United States law.
[01:53:48]  The Second Amendment affords all American citizens the right to keep and bear arms.
[01:53:54]  However, we have yielded a couple of Second Amendment rights over time to certain laws that, as the Constitution states, no freedom shall be abridged without due process.
[01:54:10]  So if you've been convicted of certain crimes, you lose certain rights.
[01:54:17]  And there is a federal statute that means if you get convicted of domestic abuse, even a misdemeanor, in any state, you permanently, irrevocably lose your right to keep and bear arms.
[01:54:32]  So after this verdict, he will be ordered to turn in his weapons to his local sheriff and he will never get them back.
[01:54:40]  And the reason for this is that the number one cause of murder in the United States, deliberate murder, is a domestic partner shooting his wife or girlfriend or ex-wife or baby mama.
[01:54:54]  That's if you're a woman.
[01:54:56]  Listen, if women were animals, if women were dogs, yeah, the natural predator of the woman would be her boyfriend.
[01:55:04]  That is just how it works.
[01:55:05]  So in the United States, we do take people's weapons away if they are convicted of any sort of domestic crime, including domestic abuse, battery, first offense, misdemeanor.
[01:55:16]  So it's over.
[01:55:18]  He lost his guns, which means that he will only be half a libertarian, a cursed libertarian.
[01:55:24]  He will live a libertarian life, but only half a libertarian life.
[01:55:28]  Because what is the purpose, chat?
[01:55:31]  Wait, hold on.
[01:55:34]  Chad, I ask you a question.
[01:55:36]  Okay.
[01:55:37]  What is even the purpose of being a libertarian if you can't do this?
[01:55:44]  I don't even know.
[01:55:45]  It's a great question, chat.
[01:55:48]  Okay.
[01:55:52]  People get mad at me and doing it.
[01:55:53]  I haven't shot it yet.
[01:55:54]  I know there's no bullets or shells in the gun because I'm not shot it yet.
[01:55:59]  I'll have to get around to that.
[01:56:00]  It's harder to find a range that lets you use shotguns than it is to find one that lets you use a rifle, chat, or a handgun.
[01:56:05]  You have to go to certain ranges for that.
[01:56:08]  Of course, once I have actually fired it, I will never risk the dreaded ND.
[01:56:14]  I don't know what a desk pop is.
[01:56:16]  Stop asking me that.
[01:56:17]  I don't know what that means.
[01:56:19]  All right.
[01:56:20]  Oh, there's a video to play of Mr. Stolas himself lamenting his life.
[01:56:26]  Actually, he's not lamenting his life.
[01:56:28]  He's coping and seething.
[01:56:29]  You ready?
[01:56:30]  All right, everyone.
[01:56:31]  Getting out in front of it.
[01:56:33]  Yes, I was found guilty of battery just earlier in the New Orleans parish courthouse.
[01:56:41]  And I disagree with some of the evidence that was allowed at trial.
[01:56:46]  Let's just put it that way.
[01:56:48]  Thankfully, now that the case is over, I'm allowed to actually explain my side of the story before somebody else is allowed to explain theirs.
[01:56:57]  I'm sure that there will be a thousand rumors swirling and the people that don't like me, they'll be talking all sorts of shit about me.
[01:57:06]  First and foremost, this does not involve my wife.
[01:57:09]  It does not involve beating anyone.
[01:57:12]  I did not punch anyone.
[01:57:14]  I did not draw a gun on anyone.
[01:57:16]  I did not hit anyone with a baseball bat or any of these things.
[01:57:20]  What happened is this.
[01:57:23]  I was inebriated in a hotel room with my ex-girlfriend and we got into a bit of a squamble because she was texting with another dude and I believed that she was cheating on me or at least at least digitally.
[01:57:42]  And she handed the phone to me and what I saw was, you know, questionable in nature.
[01:57:48]  I later found out this is ex post facto, so it's not evidence.
[01:57:52]  Uh, pertinent.
[01:57:52]  Oh, I got that wrong.
[01:57:53]  Later I thought that he was cheating on her.
[01:57:56]  It's the other way around.
[01:57:57]  He's a cuck.
[01:57:59]  He was, she was.
[01:58:00]  He's a cock.
[01:58:01]  He's a gunless cock chat.
[01:58:03]  What the this just keeps getting worse.
[01:58:06]  Found out she did send him news.
[01:58:08]  I have a question for anyone who's familiar with Wiccan, uh, our dark chaos magic.
[01:58:14]  Uh, can Stolos prevent you from becoming a cuckhold?
[01:58:17]  I need, I need this for scientific purposes.
[01:58:20]  Um, i'm not going to name her, by the way because uh, that's not necessary or proper or potentially even legal.
[01:58:28]  Um anyway, I tossed the phone back onto the bed but because I was inebriated, it accidentally hit her in the side.
[01:58:37]  Now i've been found guilty of battery under Louisiana statute.
[01:58:41]  You should be able to show intent in order for that charge to stick.
[01:58:46]  Um, of course unfortunately, what he's complaining about is that he's saying he threw the phone and the phone hit her, which is all it takes.
[01:58:55]  In case you're wondering, all battery is, especially in dv charges.
[01:59:00]  Is you physically contacted somebody against their will in a aggressive or violent manner?
[01:59:07]  That's it.
[01:59:07]  And dv charges are very strict because people in domestic violence situations are extremely annoying and the police and state legislators don't like dealing with them because they're so fucking annoying.
[01:59:21]  So if you call in a domestic violence charge, almost always somebody gets arrested.
[01:59:24]  Either you're getting arrested for abuse of 911 or they're getting arrested for battery.
[01:59:28]  So you can't call 911 to show you're serious.
[01:59:30]  And then, when the police show up, oh he, good boy, he didn't do nothing.
[01:59:33]  Oh man we, we saw what's sort of officer like.
[01:59:35]  Either you're going to jail or they're going to jail.
[01:59:38]  Somebody's going to fucking jail.
[01:59:40]  That's how it works, and the domestic violence charges are usually extremely cut and dry.

=== Intending To Hit Ex With Phone (03:15) ===

[01:59:45]  Did you, do you have a partnership with this person?
[01:59:48]  Do you live together?
[01:59:49]  Yes okay, so we don't.
[01:59:51]  We don't have to decide if you're boyfriend girlfriend, are married or anything like that it's.
[01:59:56]  Do you live together?
[01:59:57]  Yes okay, you're domestic.
[01:59:59]  Did you make physical contact with them in a way that was violent?
[02:00:03]  You threw your phone and it hit her battery.
[02:00:06]  Domestic abuse battery, that's it.
[02:00:09]  That's all you have to prove.
[02:00:11]  And the reason why is because they don't want to get into court, because this shit happens all the time like oh, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean, I was just throwing my phone and she's not even my girlfriend anyway, so she can't be my domestic partner because she's not my girlfriend.
[02:00:23]  Sure, we live together, we have sex, but we're not boyfriend girlfriend, so she's not like courts don't want to deal with this trash shit.
[02:00:30]  Jerry Springer, fucking nonsense.
[02:00:32]  Live together, battery all it takes, And he's complaining that there was not intent, but even if he didn't intend to hit her with the phone, he intended to throw the phone.
[02:00:43]  And when you throw a phone at somebody, you are intending to do so.
[02:00:47]  And if you hit them, it's then battery with intent.
[02:00:51]  Because you should know as the men's greatness or whatever, the Latin word for the criminal mind, you know that when you throw something towards somebody, there's a chance you're going to hit them.
[02:01:02]  So that's all they have to show.
[02:01:03]  Did you throw the fucking phone?
[02:01:05]  Did it throw at them?
[02:01:06]  Yes, you have intent.
[02:01:07]  So that's he's complaining.
[02:01:08]  Like, I didn't actually mean to hit her.
[02:01:10]  Well, bitch, did you throw the fucking phone at her?
[02:01:12]  Yes, you had intent.
[02:01:14]  Retard.
[02:01:15]  That's how it works.
[02:01:16]  Was found guilty anyway, probably because I have a penis, honestly.
[02:01:21]  I did not intend to harm my ex.
[02:01:24]  I did not materially threaten her, despite the fact that I had a Glock 17 on my fucking hip.
[02:01:32]  That never happened.
[02:01:33]  I did not beat anyone.
[02:01:35]  I did not brandish a weapon.
[02:01:37]  I did not do anything like that.
[02:01:39]  So I'm just getting out ahead and saying I am not a violent individual.
[02:01:43]  I am not an insane individual.
[02:01:45]  Well, I may be insane, but not, you know, in the criminal sense, and so forth.
[02:01:51]  So I just wanted to make that clear before all of the rumors begin circulating.
[02:01:57]  Yeah, which I'm sure that they will.
[02:01:59]  Oh, Kino Casino is going to have a fucking field day with this once they read OPSEC.
[02:02:05]  Go have at it.
[02:02:06]  You know, it's all good.
[02:02:09]  So just to be clear about the actual facts of the case, I should not have been found guilty under Louisiana state statute, but I chose not to testify.
[02:02:21]  And I believe that that was probably a bad decision because I could have explained all this before.
[02:02:27]  This fucking retard, this absolute fucking imbecile thinks that if he went in front of a Louisiana female judge presiding over a domestic abuse situation and just explained his side of the story, he would be off scot free.
[02:02:43]  She would go, oh, so you didn't mean to hit her with the phone?
[02:02:47]  Ah, geez, dude.
[02:02:48]  I guess that means you get to walk free.
[02:02:50]  Bang, bang.
[02:02:50]  This motherfucker would be locked up for life for attempted murder.
[02:02:54]  He tried to drive that phone through her fucking skull or the court in literally less than four minutes.

=== Devastating Shotgun Attack On Rational Wiki (15:49) ===

[02:03:01]  Whoops.
[02:03:02]  Well, it doesn't really matter.
[02:03:04]  Since my sentencing is via Zoom call, I'm assuming I'm probably getting probation.
[02:03:10]  Anyways, I wish the alleged victim well.
[02:03:15]  You know, do your own thing.
[02:03:18]  Leave me alone, basically.
[02:03:19]  That's basically all I can say.
[02:03:21]  And dudes out there, please be careful about who you date.
[02:03:26]  Just saying.
[02:03:27]  That's about all.
[02:03:28]  Well, I think we can agree with that one, Styx.
[02:03:30]  Don't make bad penis decisions.
[02:03:32]  Bad penis decisions are bad life decisions, chat.
[02:03:35]  And don't throw your phone at your girlfriend.
[02:03:39]  Don't commit domestic abuse battery, chat.
[02:03:41]  It's a bad idea.
[02:03:43]  That's it for Stolos.
[02:03:48]  Okay, so one legal issue into the other.
[02:03:51]  This is something I need to put together like a list of the shit I need to do more research into because I've heard about this and it's just so profoundly like retarded, but I've never taken the time to look into it.
[02:04:02]  So Rational Wiki is like a super far-left political wiki, right?
[02:04:08]  And they have like a bunch of like smear articles about a ton of different people, including like really powerful people.
[02:04:14]  Rational Wiki and its administrators have been targeted with six defamation lawsuits and now eight more.
[02:04:22]  Between the site itself and its administrators, there are 14 ongoing simultaneous defamation lawsuits targeting their website.
[02:04:32]  And it's like, okay, you know, Section 230 is like a really quick way as an absolute defense to dismiss a defamation lawsuit.
[02:04:39]  The problem is, is that if you have 14 concurrent lawsuits in like 14 different jurisdictions, that means you need like 14 different attorneys.
[02:04:49]  And the retainer of an attorney starts at $5,000.
[02:04:53]  So to even hire 14 different attorneys to start responding to these cases, you're talking about what?
[02:05:01]  $70,000 just to start.
[02:05:04]  And some are going to have higher rates.
[02:05:06]  Some are not going to be sympathetic to your case at all.
[02:05:09]  And, you know, if any of these pass any kind of smell test.
[02:05:13]  And by the way, if you have multiple defendants, you can't have the same attorney usually.
[02:05:17]  So if you have, in a worst case scenario, 14 cases against both the site and then its administrators, it's $70,000 plus N times X, basically.
[02:05:33]  Like how many other parties to this are involved.
[02:05:36]  So in the worst case scenario, like, for instance, if you have two administrators per case, that's 70,000 times three, basically, in terms of how much money you have to spend just to pony up to start fighting these defamation lawsuits.
[02:05:49]  So it's like a devastating shotgun attack against Rational Wiki.
[02:05:55]  It makes me kind of nervous, to be quite honest with you.
[02:05:58]  So I really need to look into this and figure out what the fuck is going on.
[02:06:02]  By the way, there's a really, really excellent quote in this, by the way.
[02:06:08]  I don't know if I can.
[02:06:11]  They're demanding all caps.
[02:06:12]  We need people to step up to the fucking plate here.
[02:06:15]  No plans for the future of Rational Wiki work without you.
[02:06:18]  And then the Rational Wiki Foundation might have to shut the fuck down.
[02:06:22]  All caps.
[02:06:25]  Oh, and their board members, Spud and Cosmic Debris, who were named in the lawsuit, they've already stepped down.
[02:06:31]  So now they have no board members and they can't operate.
[02:06:34]  So like shit's falling apart in real fucking time.
[02:06:39]  And there was a quote in this.
[02:06:40]  I can't find it just scanning it, but the words Discord-based decision-making show up.
[02:06:47]  So I'm assuming what they're trying to say is like, look, we're going to coordinate with our community better and make decisions with the assent of our community so that our community feels more responsible for the wiki so that they give us more money because we're being sued by 14 different parties.
[02:07:03]  So we're going to make some Discord-based decision-making.
[02:07:06]  But I feel like Discord-based decision-making is a bad idea and isn't going to work out in your favor at all.
[02:07:14]  So like I said, I need to look into this more, but I just want to make you guys aware that RationalWiki, which is a super old site, it's been around for a long time.
[02:07:23]  It's being sued by 14 different people at once.
[02:07:27]  There you go.
[02:07:29]  From one lawsuit to another, Ethan Klein, H3, is suing three people himself.
[02:07:37]  He is suing Denims.
[02:07:39]  He is suing Casey Tron.
[02:07:41]  And he is suing Frogan for copyright infringement.
[02:07:46]  Actually, now that I've said that, I need to play the actual video.
[02:07:49]  Because it's one of my favorite videos of all time.
[02:07:52]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:07:54]  Here we go.
[02:07:55]  This is the good shit right here.
[02:07:57]  Oh no, is it not going to load?
[02:07:59]  I still haven't figured this out, by the way.
[02:08:01]  I tried my best to fix this, and it still does not want to play.
[02:08:05]  Well, I'll play it on the other browser, and I'll just play the relevant part to save you time.
[02:08:10]  Here we go.
[02:08:18]  Stop right there, criminal scum.
[02:08:21]  Oh, hold on.
[02:08:22]  What do we have here?
[02:08:24]  Playing copyrighted musics.
[02:08:26]  You're under arrest for copyright and fringe engines.
[02:08:30]  Playing of capital that he did musics is illegal under the copyright rights and prisoner and torment law of 1999.
[02:08:36]  You thought you could get away with it.
[02:08:38]  Yeah, did yet?
[02:08:38]  You listened.
[02:08:40]  Yeah, guilty motherfucker, guilty for life.
[02:08:46]  This is basically what's going to happen to Casey Tron, Fro Gran, and the rest of those terrible, horrific copyright infringement.
[02:08:57]  Ethan Klein is alleging that those three parties conspired to deprive him of the reserved market for his intellectual property.
[02:09:10]  And he alleges this because they basically say that they are doing that.
[02:09:16]  They're basically saying that in their videos, they say, if you guys enjoyed watching this, it's the content nuke on Hassan Piker, by the way.
[02:09:26]  And he says, if you guys enjoyed watching this video and not giving that slimy Jew H3 any money, make sure to give me a like and subscribe.
[02:09:37]  And all three of them made statements similar to that where it's like they're making it obvious that their restreaming is less about providing insightful critical commentary and more about allowing people to bypass H3 and view the video indirectly.
[02:09:55]  So yeah, he's also suing two Redditors for conspiracy because they were helping from they made a list on Reddit basically saying like, so the Hassan Piker content nuke dropped.
[02:10:06]  Don't watch that slimy Jews YouTube channel and give them ad rev. Watch on base Casey Tron instead.
[02:10:12]  And then according to H3, they provided no transformative commentary.
[02:10:17]  I think all of them even did a chair react where they just got up and left and left the video playing the entire time without saying anything.
[02:10:24]  So his arguments are pretty strong.
[02:10:27]  The issue with his lawsuit though is that he's very flippant about this.
[02:10:31]  And there's a there's a thread that has the actual documents in it.
[02:10:38]  And I think I can just open this up and show you the documents.
[02:10:43]  Sorry, I should have had that pulled up.
[02:10:45]  But you open it and it's very silly.
[02:10:48]  Like the sub the caption for this image is the nightmare on Denim Street.
[02:10:55]  And or this Frogan reacting by exiting.
[02:10:59]  And then she's like getting up and leaving.
[02:11:01]  So it's like, there's like whimsical, silly captions and jokes in this.
[02:11:06]  And I don't feel like that's appropriate.
[02:11:09]  And I understand that there's not like a legal basis for that.
[02:11:12]  But I feel like even from a PR perspective, you know, lawsuits are life-ruining.
[02:11:17]  If you drop a lawsuit like this against a regular person who's just getting by day to day, and you suddenly are adding a $5,000 attorney's fee into their existence budget, their life is ruined, basically.
[02:11:33]  And you can bully normal people into forsaking their constitutional rights by engaging in lawfare.
[02:11:42]  And people do it all the time against weak targets.
[02:11:45]  So I always feel like if you're going, oh, look, there's even like quotes here.
[02:11:49]  Time to watch the new content nuke ethically.
[02:11:51]  Hell yeah.
[02:11:51]  Thank you guys so much.
[02:11:52]  I appreciate everyone's support and thank you for watching it with me.
[02:11:55]  I came for the H3 Snark Reddit.
[02:11:57]  I found my way to the Reddit.
[02:11:59]  Can I use the bathroom, please?
[02:12:00]  I'll leave it playing.
[02:12:01]  So it's just, you have to, when you file something like this, you have to understand that you are really ruining someone's life.
[02:12:08]  And you should probably pretend that you give a shit.
[02:12:11]  And you should probably pretend that you have suffered serious injury that can only be remediated by the court system.
[02:12:18]  And I feel like any kind of display less than that is flippant and obnoxious and abusive.
[02:12:25]  And in the video, by the way, he basically is saying like, um, that he set this up as a trap.
[02:12:35]  And I'm aware that that's very common in law affair.
[02:12:38]  You know, you set traps so that people will step over a line that makes it very clear that they're doing something illegal or that violates your rights.
[02:12:46]  However, to admit that like your entire purpose of doing this was to entrap somebody so that you could sue them for copyright infringement also feels very flippant and disrespectful to the system.
[02:12:57]  And it's just, it's just really grimy and sleazy.
[02:13:00]  I know that H3 is suing like the three worst people ever.
[02:13:05]  Like the three, I have nothing good to say about any of these fucking crusty freaks.
[02:13:09]  Did them in particular, I don't know how she pulls 6,000 people per stream because she is just like the most mid-Arab bitch that has ever fucking lived.
[02:13:18]  But she's got the meaty flappers out.
[02:13:19]  So all the people who actually watch Twitch seem to be like the most low IQ people on the fucking planet.
[02:13:25]  Just the most easily milked whales that have ever existed.
[02:13:29]  So like I have nothing good to say about them, but it's like he's being kind of like a like a dickhead about this, to be quite honest with you.
[02:13:36]  And then they both started up jump scare, by the way.
[02:13:41]  They both started up GoFundMes.
[02:13:43]  Casey Tron's goal, did that go down?
[02:13:47]  I swear that was like at 341 and then I refreshed and it was 1336.
[02:13:52]  So Casey Tron has a $100,000 goal.
[02:13:56]  And in the first 24 hours, which are the most important for a fundraiser, usually, she has raised less than lead dollars, probably because she has used the worst image you could possibly fucking use for the purpose of crowdfunding for this litigation.
[02:14:10]  So she is 1.3% of the way towards her goal of defending against this Jew.
[02:14:17]  By the way, his attorney's name, and this is the scariest thing about this whole lawsuit, his attorney's name, Ram Barnesim, the most Jewish name I've ever heard in my entire life.
[02:14:29]  That is a terrifying name.
[02:14:30]  If you get a lawsuit from Ram Barneesam, you're like, oi, Vey, Oi Gaval, it's another Shoah.
[02:14:37]  What the fuck?
[02:14:39]  So she's not doing too well against this.
[02:14:41]  And then this is Denham's.
[02:14:43]  So she's got the meaty flappers and didn't put a horrific image as her thumbnail.
[02:14:48]  So her goal of $100,000 has been 215 donations at $6,500.
[02:14:55]  So 6.5% of the way there in the first 24 hours.
[02:14:59]  Now, Hassan Piker could fund both of these lawsuits completely in less than a single month's worth of income.
[02:15:06]  Will he ride with his stands or will he let them suffer and hang them out to dry?
[02:15:13]  We will see, Chad.
[02:15:14]  We will see.
[02:15:16]  In addition to this, I guess because Casey Tron's litigation fund has been so terrible, supposedly she is doing what the kids call crashing out.
[02:15:25]  Now, I haven't watched these clips, but I will watch them together with you and we will enjoy together.
[02:15:32]  The Twitter account usurped the chef says, Casey Tron, besides being a walking reminder that smoking weed every day can lead to visually negative side effects, thinks that the only reason, this guy is, by the way, is a Destiny simp.
[02:15:44]  And he's saying, oh, yeah, those weed smokers sure are bad, huh?
[02:15:47]  Talking to somebody who takes prescription Adderall, like fucking TikToks.
[02:15:51]  Thinks that only reason she's being sued by Ethan Klein is because she made fun of Destiny.
[02:15:56]  So let's watch this video.
[02:15:58]  I'm like, why does Ethan Klein know of me?
[02:16:01]  You know why?
[02:16:01]  It's because I pissed off that Destiny sex pest freak.
[02:16:05]  And I know that Destiny's viewers, Destiny's viewers are probably in here right now because, you know, they're Ethan's viewers, too.
[02:16:12]  You know, they're obsessed.
[02:16:13]  Yes.
[02:16:14]  Yes.
[02:16:15]  And I've been calling Destiny out on being a fucking...
[02:16:18]  Is that a tranny?
[02:16:18]  Who is she talking to?
[02:16:20]  That guy's gross back there.
[02:16:23]  For I don't know, longer than anybody else.
[02:16:25]  I'll tell you that.
[02:16:26]  And guess what?
[02:16:27]  I was proven right.
[02:16:28]  Your little fucking sex pest god or whatever.
[02:16:32]  He's a freak and not as smart as you think he is.
[02:16:37]  That stream is like audio visual fucking terrorism.
[02:16:41]  Casey Tron apparently has gotten fat.
[02:16:43]  I don't know who she is, but apparently she's fat now.
[02:16:48]  And yeah, that was terrorism to listen to that.
[02:16:50]  XOXO at Joshua Girl says, Casey Tron responds to Ethan Klein's lawsuit against her.
[02:16:57]  Blast you, Ethan Klein.
[02:16:58]  This no-good motherfucker with his ugly ass wife.
[02:17:01]  Fucking cunt.
[02:17:02]  Wait a second, chat.
[02:17:03]  I didn't know that Ethan Klein had a wife.
[02:17:06]  Did you?
[02:17:06]  Oh, wait.
[02:17:07]  Here she is.
[02:17:28]  I love that clickety-clack sound so much.
[02:17:30]  I just have to let it play out.
[02:17:32]  Fucking cunt, she adds.
[02:17:34]  So let's listen to this one.
[02:17:35]  Blast you, Ethan Klein.
[02:17:38]  Blast you to fucking hell.
[02:17:41]  No, like.
[02:17:42]  Bitch, your mic is clipping.
[02:17:44]  Your mic is klepping.
[02:17:46]  What the fuck?
[02:17:49]  Oh, this no good motherfucker and his ugly ass wife.
[02:17:55]  What's wrong with her?
[02:17:56]  Fucking cunt.
[02:17:58]  The fuck's wrong with this bitch.
[02:17:59]  God.
[02:18:00]  Why is she talking like that?
[02:18:02]  No, let me tell you.
[02:18:04]  Is that Taco Bell?
[02:18:05]  That's Taco Bell.
[02:18:07]  She eating Taco Bell.
[02:18:09]  She just got hit with that lawsuit.
[02:18:10]  So she on stream, she breaking up the fucking quesadillo for that one.
[02:18:16]  That's relatable.
[02:18:18]  Just got hit with that lawsuit.
[02:18:19]  Well, time to break out the DoorDash.
[02:18:24]  I got some coping to do today.
[02:18:32]  Those are great clips.
[02:18:33]  I'm having fun.
[02:18:34]  Casey Tron is.
[02:18:35]  This is by Joshua Girl.
[02:18:37]  You had saying, Casey Tron is gracefully bringing lawyers from her chat on stream to help in her lawsuit against Ethan Klein.
[02:18:42]  This chatter says Ethan's suit has no basis.
[02:18:45]  Exclamation point.
[02:18:46]  All right.
[02:18:46]  Let's see what a real attorney has to say here.
[02:18:48]  Suit once before for a domain name.

=== Stream Nightmare With Lawyer Simping (03:04) ===

[02:18:50]  And it was about my, they even went after the fact I smoked and stuff like that.
[02:18:56]  They went after you for smoking weed too.
[02:18:58]  Oh my God.
[02:19:00]  Even though it was legal.
[02:19:03]  Ryan, like, oh my God, how could what the fuck is with the fart sound effects?
[02:19:08]  Does everyone in this sphere have like a fascination with pee-pee-poo-poo farts?
[02:19:14]  Because Ethan Klein does it too with fart.
[02:19:16]  What the fuck is going on?
[02:19:19]  They do this to me.
[02:19:20]  But what were you going to say?
[02:19:22]  I don't know.
[02:19:22]  Just she is fucked up.
[02:19:25]  This isn't weed either.
[02:19:27]  Like, I've been around people who are stoned.
[02:19:29]  I listened to Bossman Jack, who's like a big stoner.
[02:19:32]  This is not weed.
[02:19:33]  This is like weed and SSRIs mixing or some shit.
[02:19:37]  You've handled everything like gracefully and perfectly so far.
[02:19:39]  I'm very graceful.
[02:19:41]  Keep ignoring the insults.
[02:19:43]  That's all I want to say.
[02:19:43]  And I'm very graceful as she pounced down a fucking taco.
[02:19:49]  What the?
[02:19:51]  What the fuck?
[02:19:53]  And there's smart sound, dude.
[02:19:55]  What the fuck is this shit?
[02:19:57]  And yeah, just lawyer up as soon as you can if you can.
[02:20:00]  And, you know, this will go away in a second.
[02:20:02]  Just eating into the mic.
[02:20:04]  I have no basis for any of this.
[02:20:05]  Like, literally.
[02:20:07]  I just want to say that.
[02:20:09]  What is happening on this stream?
[02:20:11]  Why is this such a nightmare?
[02:20:14]  Ethan Klein, Twitter.
[02:20:15]  You have no basis.
[02:20:17]  Ooh, she is so cool.
[02:20:19]  Literally, like, you have no basis.
[02:20:22]  Subscribed.
[02:20:22]  No, and i'm gonna be bringing all of my chat lawyers on call.
[02:20:26]  This is a nightmare.
[02:20:28]  This is a nightmare.
[02:20:30]  This stream is a nightmare.
[02:20:32]  How the does this have 3 000 subscribers?
[02:20:35]  What the?
[02:20:36]  Is this what?
[02:20:39]  I can't even believe how bad this stream is.
[02:20:46]  I'm like, i'm like psycho, audio visually fucking battered by watching this 50 second clip of this fat bitch eating tacos while this lawyer simps for her and she's eating into the microphone and she's like high on pills and there's fart sound effects and like lotto sounds as she gets done.
[02:21:06]  What the absolute is going on on twitch Twitch, this stream is literally indistinguishable from the gutter slop.
[02:21:15]  On kick, Kick has completely raped Twitch now like if this is what's considered like a high performing stream.
[02:21:21]  On twitch, Kick has Kick has literally fucking like cunt punted Twitch of the curb.
[02:21:27]  I don't even god what the man that's crazy, awful man is this like this has?
[02:21:41]  Is this like a restream?
[02:21:43]  I'm tweeting this.
[02:21:45]  Okay, I feel very, I feel very strongly about this um.
[02:21:50]  So that is the um, not the H3 update.

=== Urologist Inspects Testicles Questioning (09:58) ===

[02:21:55]  I guess that's the case.
[02:21:55]  Youtron update, apparently, as soon as this LOST UH lawsuit dropped, she streamed for eight hours like completely up eating taco bell, like that's not what I would do.
[02:22:07]  Whoa buddy, I don't.
[02:22:11]  I don't have a.
[02:22:13]  I don't have a thing to tingling.
[02:22:14]  I need to look.
[02:22:15]  Do I need to buy?
[02:22:16]  Wait, I have some Allen wrenches on my desk.
[02:22:18]  I do that.
[02:22:18]  Hey, this is this will work right.
[02:22:21]  Wait, I need like to hit both sides at once.
[02:22:24]  Yeah, this is it.
[02:22:26]  Yeah, this is the.
[02:22:27]  This is the same.
[02:22:27]  This is basically the same thing, I think.
[02:22:30]  Retard alert.
[02:22:32]  Okay um next uh, Synthetic Man.
[02:22:38]  This is another clip I have not watched, but I also did not watch this one because I wanted a live reaction to it.
[02:22:43]  Uh, Synthetic man's father came on stream.
[02:22:45]  He decided to interview dear old dad, and apparently there is a tradition on Synthetic Man's streams when he does an interview, uh, because he's an anime chud.
[02:22:54]  Uh, there are certain fascinations that you just can't get away from with his type, and it's a tradition for him to ask every person that does a uh interview on his stream this particularly invasive question, which reminds me of Nick Ricada.
[02:23:07]  It makes me wonder if Nick Ricada got it from him or vice versa.
[02:23:11]  But he decides to even ask your old dad this question.
[02:23:13]  You ready?
[02:23:14]  Well, is it time for the question, since the next super chat is on.
[02:23:18]  Okay par sexy, thanks to the five pounds balls, or no balls.
[02:23:22]  Answer the food.
[02:23:22]  A question, synth, dad.
[02:23:24]  Okay, here we go.
[02:23:25]  So dad, there's this Japanese thing called fudinari, which is essentially another word for hermaphrodite, meaning a woman who has both a vagina and a large penis, right?
[02:23:42]  So the question is, wait wait wait, it's Japanese, there's no large penis.
[02:23:52]  And he's like so unimused by that because he has to heck and respect Japanese culture and penises.
[02:24:00]  That's funny.
[02:24:02]  Anime girls they're anime girls with huge penises.
[02:24:07]  That's the whole point.
[02:24:08]  They're anime girls with huge penises.
[02:24:10]  And so the question is, would you rather they have testicles on the outside or on the inside?
[02:24:19]  That's interesting.
[02:24:21]  I'd rather than have testicles or a big dick eat either.
[02:24:24]  Well, that's not an option.
[02:24:25]  Sorry.
[02:24:26]  Nope.
[02:24:27]  You can't weasel it.
[02:24:28]  Just do they have balls or not?
[02:24:30]  Do you think they have testicles or no?
[02:24:32]  Snowballs.
[02:24:33]  No balls?
[02:24:35]  That's gross.
[02:24:36]  Okay.
[02:24:37]  Well, but they still have the penis.
[02:24:38]  It's just, it's where their clitoris is, right?
[02:24:40]  The clitoris is a giant penis when they don't have the balls.
[02:24:45]  Okay, this is very uncomfortable questioning.
[02:24:51]  Dad tried to play along with this for a little while.
[02:24:54]  But then he's having to actually start mentally articulating what he's trying to describe to him.
[02:25:01]  And he's like set Samuel's foot and it's like, bro, what the fuck?
[02:25:04]  Oh, no.
[02:25:05]  This is the question.
[02:25:06]  It's not on your body.
[02:25:07]  He's done no balls.
[02:25:08]  You can't.
[02:25:09]  All right, fine.
[02:25:09]  No balls.
[02:25:10]  Even his co-host is like, please stop asking your dad this.
[02:25:13]  He's already answered it.
[02:25:14]  You don't need to continue this line of thought.
[02:25:16]  But Synthetic Man needs to know, does his dad want the testicles or not?
[02:25:21]  Long answer, by the way.
[02:25:22]  I'm not sure I'm your son anymore, actually.
[02:25:26]  Anyway, then he's laughing.
[02:25:29]  That's so, oh, oh, ooh.
[02:25:32]  His dad doesn't even comfort him and say, no, son, I'm proud of what you do.
[02:25:35]  He's just like, yeah, I'm really considering cutting you out of the will now.
[02:25:38]  I might go buy an RV with your inheritance, actually.
[02:25:42]  That was the question.
[02:25:43]  How about that?
[02:25:44]  No, that doesn't even make sense, Dad.
[02:25:48]  They have balls, but no penis.
[02:25:55]  Okay, it's fine, though.
[02:25:56]  You answered.
[02:25:58]  You answered the question.
[02:25:59]  See why you have both damn me on this.
[02:26:01]  Yep, yep, yep.
[02:26:02]  No, that was great.
[02:26:03]  That was actually, people thought you'd react worse than that, but I knew you better.
[02:26:07]  So it's fine.
[02:26:13]  Do they always have a vagina?
[02:26:15]  I'm curious, Chad.
[02:26:16]  explain this to me if they don't have balls do they have is there like is there like penis and then testicles and then vagina Or did the balls like swap out the vagina?
[02:26:26]  They do have a vagina.
[02:26:28]  Always?
[02:26:29]  Even if they have testicles?
[02:26:30]  How's that fit?
[02:26:32]  Like anatomically, how would that fit together?
[02:26:35]  It depends.
[02:26:37]  Look it up on stream pussy.
[02:26:39]  It's anime.
[02:26:40]  Very carefully.
[02:26:42]  It's under the balls.
[02:26:43]  So the food always has a vagina, even if it has testicles.
[02:26:48]  As Famenko.
[02:26:50]  Yes, because futards are mentally ill.
[02:26:53]  Okay.
[02:26:54]  I see.
[02:26:55]  No, I was because I was trying to think about what the fuck he's saying.
[02:26:58]  It's like, where would the balls go if you have a vagina under your penis?
[02:27:04]  That don't make no damn sense.
[02:27:05]  If you're into that shit, you're fucked up because where the fuck would you put it?
[02:27:10]  There's no room.
[02:27:11]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:27:12]  That's retarded.
[02:27:13]  That's straight up fucking retarded.
[02:27:15]  You might as well be sexually attracted to late text gloves because that shit don't make no damn sense.
[02:27:19]  All right.
[02:27:20]  Next.
[02:27:21]  Speaking of penis, we have Wings of Redemption lamenting something.
[02:27:26]  Like, if you want me to be 100% truthful, I think I'm sick.
[02:27:30]  Bro, if you have a vagina on your Gooch, where's your prostate?
[02:27:36]  It don't make no damn sense.
[02:27:38]  It's nonsense.
[02:27:39]  It's fiction.
[02:27:41]  I hope I'm wrong.
[02:27:43]  Let's replay the clip.
[02:27:44]  I forgot.
[02:27:44]  I didn't hear what he said.
[02:27:45]  I was too angry.
[02:27:46]  Like, if you want me to be 100% truthful, I think I'm sick.
[02:27:50]  I hope I'm wrong.
[02:27:52]  No, no, no.
[02:27:53]  Like, it's hard to say it, but like, my testicles have been feeling weird lately.
[02:27:59]  I thought Wingo was losing weight.
[02:28:01]  Wingo looks fatter than ever.
[02:28:02]  He looks like a Review Tech USA.
[02:28:04]  He's like morphing into Revutech USA now.
[02:28:07]  He looks just like him, kind of.
[02:28:09]  That's kind of got me scared.
[02:28:11]  He's like tearing up.
[02:28:12]  His testicles hurt, so he's crying.
[02:28:15]  Dude, SSRIs are like the scariest thing in the entire world to me.
[02:28:20]  SSRIs are like you have a, you have a medical concern about your testicles.
[02:28:27]  And instead of just scheduling an appointment with, you know, the oncologist or what's the word for proctologists and getting it checked out like a responsible adult, instead of addressing your concerns head on, you're going to cry about it on stream and seek condolences and comfort from anonymous people on the internet.
[02:28:49]  That's like SSRI behavior.
[02:28:51]  An adult man, he says like, oh, that feels funny.
[02:28:54]  I should get that checked out and just goes and gets it checked out.
[02:28:57]  But then the SSRI zombie seeks to avoid any kind of confrontation and instead seeks to have comfort from strangers and kind words.
[02:29:05]  It's just like, it's so terrifying.
[02:29:08]  It's like the moment you get put on that shit, you're not like a fucking human being anymore.
[02:29:13]  But I'm almost at the point where I don't want to even go get it checked out.
[02:29:17]  I don't want to know.
[02:29:19]  Does a proctologist not also inspect testicles?
[02:29:22]  I mean, he's down there anyways, right?
[02:29:24]  It's kind of like how ears, nose, and throat are all joined together.
[02:29:29]  Surely your testicles and your prostate are joined together, right?
[02:29:32]  I've been holding on to it.
[02:29:34]  And I didn't even want to say it because he's just going to ask.
[02:29:36]  You go to a urologist for your testicles?
[02:29:39]  Really?
[02:29:40]  You would think a urologist would be like gender neutral.
[02:29:43]  You'd have like a testy doctor.
[02:29:45]  Have a bunch of people ask me stupid ass questions about it.
[02:29:49]  It is what it is.
[02:29:51]  Well, I've not been diagnosed with anything yet.
[02:29:53]  So it could be nothing.
[02:29:54]  It could just be in my head.
[02:29:56]  Let's leave it at that.
[02:29:58]  So right now it's just all hearsay.
[02:30:01]  It's just something I'm concerned about.
[02:30:03]  Someone said that cum doesn't come out of your ass, but your prostate's what's makes seminal fluid.
[02:30:08]  Your seminal fluid comes from your prostate and ejects the semen from the testicles out of the penis.
[02:30:15]  So penis, balls, and prostate are all working in unison to create ejaculation.
[02:30:21]  Therefore, there should be a doctor like ears, nose, and throat that works with penis, testicles, and prostate, which I assumed was what a proctologist was.
[02:30:30]  But now you're telling me that's a urologist.
[02:30:32]  Even though that doesn't make any fucking sense, because your kidneys create urine and your pro, that don't make no damn sense.
[02:30:40]  All right, let's not talk about the doctor no more.
[02:30:43]  Talking about the doctor will result in a banishment.
[02:30:46]  Even if you're a mod.
[02:30:48]  It's not going that far.
[02:30:50]  You brought it up.
[02:30:51]  You brought up that your balls feel weird.
[02:30:53]  And now you're like, okay, I'm going to, after one minute of grilling, you're going to be like, okay, I'm going to ban anybody.
[02:30:58]  What is this like a Keemstar directive?
[02:31:01]  Keemstar Fur Directive 1488.
[02:31:03]  Everybody has to have cancer on my stupid fucking show.
[02:31:06]  Okay.
[02:31:07]  What doctor inspects testicles?
[02:31:10]  A urologist.
[02:31:12]  That don't make no damn sense because women pee and men pee.
[02:31:17]  So you would think a urologist would just look at the like kidneys and the urinal tract.
[02:31:22]  Okay.
[02:31:23]  But a proctologist deals with the prostate, which ejects the semen from the testicles.
[02:31:28]  That seems more reasonable than the urologist.
[02:31:30]  That's fucking weird, bro.
[02:31:32]  That's fucked up.
[02:31:33]  Urologist is a male anatomy doctor?
[02:31:36]  What?
[02:31:37]  Urology isn't about pee?
[02:31:39]  It's a what?
[02:31:40]  Are you shitting me?
[02:31:42]  What's a female urologist then that does like UTIs?
[02:31:46]  Does that always go to the gynecologist or gynecologist?
[02:31:49]  I always pronounce that wrong.
[02:31:51]  Really?

=== Deliberately Cringe For 50 Subs Goal (13:32) ===

[02:31:53]  Bro.
[02:31:54]  Bro, that's weird.
[02:31:57]  I didn't know that.
[02:31:58]  Okay.
[02:31:59]  Okay.
[02:32:00]  This is making more sense now.
[02:32:02]  This is making more sense.
[02:32:04]  Okay, chat.
[02:32:05]  Okay.
[02:32:06]  Did I take health class?
[02:32:07]  No.
[02:32:08]  From Florida, you fucking retard.
[02:32:11]  I'm a dropout, you dumb motherfucker.
[02:32:13]  No, I didn't take no fucking health class.
[02:32:15]  I got expelled.
[02:32:16]  I got expelled in the 10th grade.
[02:32:18]  What are you thinking?
[02:32:20]  Health clap.
[02:32:22]  Okay, look, this is an important, this is an important conversation for adults to have to figure out where, where the fucking, where, where you got to go.
[02:32:31]  Now we know.
[02:32:33]  Wings of Redemption's testicles feel funny.
[02:32:35]  He should have gone to a urologist chat.
[02:32:37]  He should have gone to a urologist.
[02:32:39]  Okay.
[02:32:40]  Awesome.
[02:32:41]  I feel educated.
[02:32:44]  One more thing.
[02:32:45]  This is again from our boy Nagger Psychology, which is Dutch for Negro Psychology.
[02:32:52]  Keeping with our Juneteenth theme, which has had absolutely no impact on the stream whatsoever so far.
[02:32:58]  DSP is apparently in the gutter.
[02:33:01]  He apparently is begging harder than ever before.
[02:33:04]  And I have taken a gander at DSP streams vicariously.
[02:33:10]  And basically, it's really weird.
[02:33:13]  DSP has tried to adopt the Kino Casino mannerism for grifting, where, you know, PPP is like really aggressive.
[02:33:24]  And that's one of like his biggest put offs, I think, to most people is that he flat out just says, Can we like someone gives him like 10 subs and he's like, 10 subs, buddy?
[02:33:33]  You got to give me 20 subs for this.
[02:33:35]  And people, some people find that funny, and other people find it really grating.
[02:33:39]  So that's one of like the biggest turnoffs for Kino Casino for most people.
[02:33:43]  But as I've said many times before, if you're funny, you can get away with a lot more than if you're not funny.
[02:33:50]  PPP is very funny, in my opinion.
[02:33:52]  If you disagree with that, you probably hate him because if you strip away the fact he's funny, he's a fat, loud Canadian.
[02:34:00]  And if you're not, if you're not laughing along with him, you're probably grating your fucking teeth in misery.
[02:34:06]  Okay.
[02:34:08]  PPP is funny.
[02:34:10]  Darkseide Phil, not funny.
[02:34:13]  Dark side Phil is one of the most painfully unfunny people that has ever lived and has ever maintained his streaming career.
[02:34:19]  So when Darkseide Phil gets on his stream and says, I hereby declare that I will get five subaruskies right now, it doesn't work because he's not funny and nobody gives him the subs.
[02:34:34]  And then it's kind of like crowd diving.
[02:34:37]  You know, it's a big when PPP says, I got to get 50 subs for this, if he doesn't get 50 subs, it's like he tried to crowd surf and everyone's like, holy fuck, there's a fat guy trying to dive into the crowd.
[02:34:49]  Run the fuck away.
[02:34:49]  And it would look really bad.
[02:34:52]  That's what I'm trying to say.
[02:34:53]  So he has to stick that basically.
[02:34:56]  And if you stop sticking that, you got to stop the stick because otherwise you're going to look like a fucking retard.
[02:35:02]  Darkseide Phil doesn't understand that and he never sticks the landing.
[02:35:06]  So he tries to do the crowdsurfing thing by saying, give me five subs.
[02:35:09]  And he jumps off the platform and he gets nothing.
[02:35:12]  He gets no money.
[02:35:14]  He gets no donos.
[02:35:15]  He gets no subs.
[02:35:16]  And he just looks extremely fucking desperate.
[02:35:20]  It's one of those things where it's like either it's hot.
[02:35:24]  And, you know, when the business is hot, you can do no right or no wrong.
[02:35:27]  And when the business is cold, you can do no right.
[02:35:29]  It's like that.
[02:35:30]  If you're not hot, if you're not the hot young thing, okay, you can't do the give me subs or, you know, shtick.
[02:35:38]  It doesn't work.
[02:35:39]  He hasn't learned that.
[02:35:41]  And he's mystified utterly and completely by the continued success of the Kino Casino and his continued failure.
[02:35:50]  So he has started to really ramp up the begging.
[02:35:54]  So PigGo is a site that I think was ran by somebody who was on the forum and then he got really pissed off at me or I banned him or some shit.
[02:36:01]  So now it's not associated with the forum at all.
[02:36:04]  But he is begging so hard now.
[02:36:06]  He's actually begging more than he's ever begged in his entire life.
[02:36:09]  So if you just type the word support into this thing and you see the trend, I think these are aggregated by month or by week, maybe.
[02:36:17]  I think by month.
[02:36:19]  In the last month, the last two months, he has used the word support in his streams more than 1500 times.
[02:36:30]  So across all of his streams for those calendar months, he has said aloud to his supporters, I need support.
[02:36:38]  I need your support.
[02:36:39]  I need support to maintain the show 1500 times, which let's just do the math.
[02:36:48]  I assume that he streamed because he does it like a job, like a normal job.
[02:36:51]  He does like eight hours a day, five times a day, four weeks out of a month, right?
[02:36:55]  So that's 160 hours, I think.
[02:36:58]  Yeah, that sounds right to me.
[02:36:59]  40 times four.
[02:37:00]  So then we divide, I'm going to say 1500 by 160.
[02:37:04]  And it's almost 10 times per stream or per hour.
[02:37:06]  10 times per hour, he is telling his audience, I need support.
[02:37:10]  That's what that amounts up to.
[02:37:12]  If he's streaming 40 hours a week, which I think he does, and he's streaming 40 hours a week every week, he's saying this 10 times an hour, man.
[02:37:22]  10 times an hour.
[02:37:23]  He's saying, you got to give me support.
[02:37:25]  And just the word support.
[02:37:26]  He's not even saying, like, this isn't also super chats.
[02:37:30]  He's not saying chat or Venmo or donos or any other word.
[02:37:35]  He's just saying support, which is really quite incredible.
[02:37:41]  Such as, by the way, if you go to maddy.live slash support, that actually works.
[02:37:45]  I forgot I set that up.
[02:37:47]  It'll take you right to the page.
[02:37:49]  So show me how to give me money.
[02:37:50]  Someone said, I got to learn how to grift more.
[02:37:52]  It's true.
[02:37:52]  I do have to learn how to grift more.
[02:37:54]  I'm a shitty grifter, chat.
[02:37:56]  I find it embarrassing to ask people for money.
[02:37:59]  I haven't gotten over that yet.
[02:38:00]  That's why I'm such a shitty grifter.
[02:38:03]  So that's the DSP update.
[02:38:06]  Hats.
[02:38:06]  I'm not doing hats.
[02:38:08]  Play Freebird?
[02:38:10]  Maybe.
[02:38:12]  He relies on whales, yet also bans them every time they tip anyone else.
[02:38:16]  What could go wrong?
[02:38:17]  Yeah, that's what I mean by Twitch being like the lowest common denominator.
[02:38:21]  I think that everybody on Twitch is like mentally fucking handicapped.
[02:38:26]  I was reminiscing about DSP because this came up in chat, which is why I looked at it at all.
[02:38:33]  But I was talking about how Darkseide Phil makes a living off of a very, very small audience.
[02:38:40]  I remember that there was a thing that was published by Twitch directly.
[02:38:44]  And it was like a thing for TwitchCon, just kind of explaining how well or how much money people make.
[02:38:51]  And they showed a graph of the streamers that had, it was like, oh, it was supposed to be like streamers with the most loyal fans.
[02:39:00]  And Darkseide Phil was like number one by a huge mile.
[02:39:05]  Like the amount of money he extracts per viewer is absurd.
[02:39:10]  It was something like $20 per person.
[02:39:13]  And the next highest was like less than 10.
[02:39:17]  So he is able, like for every eye on him, to extract the most amount of money conceivable.
[02:39:23]  And through this mechanism, he's been able to support himself for however many years.
[02:39:28]  Even though he's had like a dwindling user base of viewers, basically.
[02:39:33]  So his entire model revolves around having long-term whale retention and extracting extraordinary amounts of money from each one of them.
[02:39:44]  So if he has like whale burnout or bans his fans, which he's been doing increasingly often, you know, it gets worse and worse for him.
[02:39:53]  So yeah.
[02:39:55]  Next, Fish Tank has been going on for a while.
[02:39:59]  I don't watch it, so I have nothing to say about it.
[02:40:02]  However, I do make an exception for Fish Tank in one occurrence.
[02:40:07]  As I've, I did a whole stream on something called Deagle Nation.
[02:40:10]  There was a guy who was associated with MDE called Jan Rinkowski, a former administrator of the Kiwi Farms.
[02:40:15]  Very funny story.
[02:40:16]  I would always recommend the Deagle Nation stream to anybody who's not seen it.
[02:40:20]  He has been occasionally reinvited by Sam to do skits for various fish tank-related things.
[02:40:27]  He has a character called Xavier Ravenbled, which is a fan favorite on the Kiwi Farms because of his history with the Kiwi Farms.
[02:40:35]  So I've not seen these.
[02:40:37]  His whole thing, by the way, and it's really difficult for me because you know how I am with cringe stuff.
[02:40:42]  He is like deliberately as cringe as possible.
[02:40:44]  Like that's that he thrives in that.
[02:40:46]  That's like his favorite form of comedy is like this post-ironic cringe shit.
[02:40:51]  And it's really hard for me to endure, but he loves it.
[02:40:55]  So here we have our boy Xavier Ravenblood making his entry.
[02:40:59]  Let's see what he says.
[02:41:01]  Can I do it?
[02:41:06]  I don't know why there's a magician in here.
[02:41:08]  I'm going to be real with you.
[02:41:09]  I don't understand that.
[02:41:13]  How do you do that?
[02:41:15]  There's a missing on Figures.
[02:41:18]  So I'm going to spell.
[02:41:29]  So did Sam hire like an aged magician for the show to do like ring tricks?
[02:41:36]  And he's like a washed-up drunk.
[02:41:37]  And now Jan is fucking with him.
[02:41:40]  Is this what's going on?
[02:41:41]  You have very much.
[02:41:43]  I'm the actual proposal.
[02:41:45]  I absorb magic.
[02:41:47]  Let me call it.
[02:41:48]  Am I supposed to put up for this guy?
[02:41:51]  Yeah.
[02:41:51]  Where's the product?
[02:41:53]  You're being unprofessional.
[02:41:54]  Excuse me.
[02:41:55]  Forgive us.
[02:42:00]  Why did the camera switch?
[02:42:02]  I was watching my boy Jan Rinkowski argue with a drunk, washed-up musician doing ring tricks.
[02:42:08]  God damn it.
[02:42:11]  You're a new master swordsman.
[02:42:13]  I don't believe yourself prepared for two, like you could barely handle one.
[02:42:17]  No, I'm fine.
[02:42:18]  Why are you now?
[02:42:19]  You reckless.
[02:42:20]  Let us let fate decide.
[02:42:22]  We're off to go with the show.
[02:42:24]  Okay.
[02:42:25]  He better kick this bitch's ass.
[02:42:28]  He did.
[02:42:29]  He's been practicing with the.
[02:42:30]  Look at this.
[02:42:31]  This is dedication to the bit right here.
[02:42:33]  Look at this.
[02:42:33]  Look at this strike right here.
[02:42:35]  This is like a proper, like, this is like a proper like bam.
[02:42:39]  Oh, she's dead.
[02:42:40]  She's fucking it.
[02:42:41]  And then, like, the look at that pose.
[02:42:43]  He just immediately goes into like a proper stance, proud of him.
[02:42:46]  This is this man's dedication to his bit.
[02:42:49]  This is what we call comedy.
[02:42:51]  He just hits her with a stick.
[02:42:53]  That's three.
[02:42:53]  Thank you.
[02:42:54]  Nice water on the back.
[02:42:56]  Damn.
[02:42:57]  Get it.
[02:42:58]  He stumbled.
[02:43:06]  Proper, proper MDE bit.
[02:43:07]  You need the.
[02:43:08]  You need the adult male with swords beating a woman skit for any.
[02:43:13]  There's just like ass crack in the middle of my screen.
[02:43:16]  Okay, now a man.
[02:43:17]  Let's see.
[02:43:17]  It looks like iDubbs, kind of.
[02:43:19]  Let's see if Jan can keep up now.
[02:43:21]  Oh, shit, but he's getting me to give it back.
[02:43:24]  Oh, shit.
[02:43:26]  I choke his opera.
[02:43:28]  Why does Jan get two katanas?
[02:43:29]  That seems unfair.
[02:43:30]  On two.
[02:43:34]  He's disarmed.
[02:43:35]  He's disarmed.
[02:43:36]  He's swordless.
[02:43:48]  This is literally exactly like playing pretend in your backyard as a kid.
[02:43:54]  How did Jan lose his swords?
[02:43:55]  he do i'm gonna funk it in i find myself a bit more amused I just want to lose it.
[02:44:07]  Oh, it's odd that a 36-year-old alcoholic.
[02:44:10]  Look, that woman, she sees clutter on the floor and just instinctively.
[02:44:15]  It's just this goes against the table.
[02:44:18]  This doesn't belong on the floor.
[02:44:20]  36-year-old alcoholic.
[02:44:21]  It's just instinctual.
[02:44:22]  It's the most athletic one in the house.
[02:44:25]  I suppose not terribly odd.
[02:44:28]  Good, it's good.
[02:44:30]  Okay.
[02:44:31]  Jan Boom.
[02:44:32]  I got you.
[02:44:33]  I always appreciate seeing Jan is not dead in a gutter somewhere, chat.
[02:44:37]  Always appreciate it.
[02:44:39]  Always appreciate it.
[02:44:41]  The fish tank people, by the way, are some of the best.
[02:44:47]  It's like a weird thing.
[02:44:48]  The full moon hits.
[02:44:50]  The fish tank season starts.
[02:44:52]  The fish tank thread just explodes.
[02:44:54]  The fish tank chats live.
[02:44:56]  And I have almost no issues with them whatsoever.
[02:44:59]  It's really just really nice.
[02:45:01]  It's like a migratory pattern of like a strange exotic bird coming from Panama or something.
[02:45:06]  It's like, oh, those are here now.
[02:45:08]  That's nice.
[02:45:10]  JFG is celebrating the two-year anniversary of his wife being dead.
[02:45:15]  He says, this week, marks the two anniversary, Mama JF leaving our home and fully disappearing and spectacular fashion.

=== Appeal Entered While Fish Tank Explodes (10:49) ===

[02:45:25]  To this day, she has not been found in spite of massive efforts of authorities to locate her.
[02:45:33]  Before leaving, Mama JF had obsessively read a new example, a permanent record by Edwin Snowden, which she has just bought and explained that all cell phones are traceable and things of that nature.
[02:45:48]  She left the family with many things, including a Bitcoin debit card which had $20 worth of Bitcoin dust left.
[02:45:56]  Today, I spent the dust on a bugger and chicken nugget for the family.
[02:46:03]  This one's on you, Mama JF.
[02:46:06]  Wherever you are, know that we are all doing awesome.
[02:46:11]  That's the one.
[02:46:12]  If you have a dead wife, I think that those are the words that are most meaningful.
[02:46:16]  If your dead wife could hear you speak to her, those are the words that I think she would want to hear the most.
[02:46:23]  We're doing fine without you.
[02:46:26]  I think that's really the parting sentiment.
[02:46:29]  If you could talk to your deceased loved one, I think that's really the parting sentiment that she would appreciate the most.
[02:46:36]  Really, this guy really is just a master of romance and knows exactly what the ladies want to hear.
[02:46:41]  And he's not like a fucking deranged psychopath at all.
[02:46:45]  Awesome.
[02:46:47]  Update on the body cam front.
[02:46:52]  So in prong one, Hardin had asked for the judge to reconsider his insane decision to classify evidence as not evidence.
[02:47:01]  The judge denied that and he denied it in a very meticulous way.
[02:47:05]  However, it's not over, of course, because there are many other avenues to be taken and we will pursue them all to the fullest extent possible.
[02:47:12]  Chat.
[02:47:13]  But he did really, really go out of his way to try and issue a very meticulously crafted opinion that tries to shut off as many angles of appeal as humanly possible.
[02:47:23]  However, the main thing that he does is he says that on all matters of law, a Hardin is completely correct.
[02:47:31]  And that if this had been entered into evidence, then it would be public record and you'd be able to get the body cam footage.
[02:47:37]  No questions asked.
[02:47:38]  So on the matter of law, Hardin is admittedly, according to the judge, completely and totally correct.
[02:47:44]  However, what he disputes is the matter of fact that it was entered into evidence.
[02:47:50]  And the issue is that the judge is basically not allowing him to argue or demonstrate that this was entered into evidence because he's just shutting this down as quickly as possible and undoing his own decisions and his own determinations that it was entered into evidence.
[02:48:08]  So the only course there is to appeal it and to try and get an appellate court judge who will listen to us, you know, to make this distinction and say, it was entered into evidence and is therefore evidence.
[02:48:23]  And since the judge agrees on matter of law, that if it was evidence, it should be publicly available.
[02:48:27]  All we have to do is get an appellate court to hear that it was entered into evidence.
[02:48:31]  As it turns out, by the way, the Minnesota appellate courts, state appellate courts, are some of the most appeal-friendly appellate courts in the entire country.
[02:48:41]  They have an acceptance rate of something like 15 to 30%, which is much, much, much, much higher than the rest of the country, which has an acceptance rate of like 1 to 5%.
[02:48:50]  So in terms of states to appeal in, Minnesota is actually one of the most favorable states in the entire country.
[02:48:56]  So an appeal is actually being entered right now.
[02:48:59]  I think they filed it today that they're appealing this decision.
[02:49:03]  And I remind you that this is only prong one.
[02:49:05]  Prong two is the actual FOIA request, which is a different civil case lodged against the county and some of its agents.
[02:49:16]  So that's still ongoing.
[02:49:18]  We will pursue this to the ends of the earth.
[02:49:22]  Yeah.
[02:49:25]  Also, no, I don't want to say that.
[02:49:28]  I've learned my lesson, chat.
[02:49:29]  Never talk about stuff.
[02:49:31]  Things are happening, chat.
[02:49:32]  Just trust me.
[02:49:32]  Trust the plan.
[02:49:33]  Two more weeks.
[02:49:36]  Ricada not having such a great time, in fact, upon hearing, this is his literal actual face celebrating his win, by the way.
[02:49:46]  This is his actual face in elated, pure joy.
[02:49:49]  This is as good as it will ever get for him.
[02:49:52]  He's having a big win.
[02:49:53]  He did a 45-minute long victory lap around us because he won prong one in the lower court.
[02:50:01]  So this is him absolutely elated to hear that he's a winner.
[02:50:05]  He's a big W carrying Chad.
[02:50:07]  And let's take a listen to what he has to say here, chat.
[02:50:10]  En mask towards the target and hope that one hits a bullseye.
[02:50:14]  He's talking about our legal strategy here.
[02:50:18]  Farted.
[02:50:20]  Nick Ricada sharded on live stream.
[02:50:23]  Now, you may remember a similar incident where Ethan Ralph sharded on live stream.
[02:50:31]  And Nick Ricada listened to this on live and made a scrunchie, silly face at Ethan Ralph sharding.
[02:50:39]  And this almost caused Ethan Ralph to go after his entire family.
[02:50:42]  I think Ethan Ralph actually did specifically call his children like disabled looking mongoloids or something.
[02:50:49]  Ricada is very, very concerned about his children, by the way, which is why it is completely inappropriate that anybody watch the evidence that he entered into evidence with the body cam footage because his children are in it because he's so protective of them.
[02:51:02]  Not protective enough to keep his house clean or his children safe from cocaine, but and also not protective enough to keep him, keep distance from somebody who called his children retarded because Ricada made a silly face at him farting.
[02:51:19]  He is now the farter himself, Chad.
[02:51:21]  Nick Ricada has to bend the knee to Ethan Ralph.
[02:51:24]  Really tragic.
[02:51:26]  Sucks to be Ricado.
[02:51:28]  Next, we will have to reintroduce the Newshamster.
[02:51:32]  Newshamster, please come back.
[02:51:36]  Good evening and our main story tonight in what appears to be a significant escalation.
[02:51:56]  Internet sensation Bossman Jack has lost it all again.
[02:51:59]  He lost it all again, chat.
[02:52:01]  Can you fucking imagine this?
[02:52:03]  So, Bossman Jack is out of fucking jail.
[02:52:06]  Hallelujah.
[02:52:07]  We're all extremely pleased to hear this, chat.
[02:52:10]  So, um, as it turns out, he's back to the gamba.
[02:52:16]  He's getting his reloads.
[02:52:17]  He's playing with raw real cash as he does, as a Chad.
[02:52:22]  Um, his official sentence from the two courts that were keeping him down was uh probation.
[02:52:32]  So, uh, his probation was just extended by uh 70 days.
[02:52:37]  So, you know what?
[02:52:38]  He's in good standing.
[02:52:39]  He's just got to be safe.
[02:52:41]  He has to be safe and clean from drugs, chat.
[02:52:46]  No!
[02:52:47]  Bro, it's so fucking.
[02:52:50]  Oh, my God.
[02:52:51]  How rigged is that?
[02:52:53]  How fucking rigged is that, dude?
[02:52:55]  Oh, my God, dude.
[02:52:57]  Dude, what?
[02:52:58]  Not right now, man.
[02:53:00]  Dude, stop.
[02:53:00]  Hold on.
[02:53:01]  Just give me a second.
[02:53:02]  I got my stream on.
[02:53:03]  You're in your underwear.
[02:53:04]  Stop, dude.
[02:53:05]  Wait.
[02:53:07]  I got my stream on, and you're in your underwear.
[02:53:11]  That's something you either say to your girlfriend or your dad.
[02:53:14]  I'll let you pick.
[02:53:16]  Fuckin' hell, what are you doing?
[02:53:24]  I fucking...
[02:53:26]  What, dude?
[02:53:28]  I'm not doing anything, bro.
[02:53:30]  Nothing.
[02:53:31]  I fucking was cleaning up.
[02:53:33]  Yeah, I was looking for a little piece of weed, okay?
[02:53:35]  I'm not doing anything, dude.
[02:53:37]  I'm not doing anything.
[02:53:38]  He's confessing to his father that he was picking through the shag of his carpet, looking for bits of weed to smoke, which would be a violation of his probation.
[02:53:48]  I'm up at 12 a.m.
[02:53:49]  I'm just going home from jail.
[02:53:51]  I'm not here to drug.
[02:53:51]  I'm on probation.
[02:53:53]  I'm on probation, Dad.
[02:53:55]  Okay?
[02:53:56]  I was looking for a little piece of weed.
[02:53:57]  I know there's a little piece of weed on the carpet somewhere.
[02:53:59]  I know there is.
[02:54:02]  Let's send my contradicting statements, Chad.
[02:54:04]  You're a hateful person.
[02:54:07]  It's 12 o'clock.
[02:54:09]  No, it's not 22.
[02:54:11]  I'll go to bed 30 minutes.
[02:54:17]  Oh my god, no way, dude.
[02:54:19]  Oh my god.
[02:54:21]  Oh, my God.
[02:54:22]  No way, dude.
[02:54:23]  Tragic.
[02:54:25]  Also, tragic.
[02:54:26]  You may notice that the avatars of the Bossman Jack thread have a Sanic the Hedgehog in them.
[02:54:32]  A couple of them.
[02:54:33]  There's one there, one there, one there.
[02:54:36]  See the next page.
[02:54:37]  See if there's more Sanak the Hedgehogs.
[02:54:39]  One there, one there, one there.
[02:54:42]  Why do all these people have Sanax?
[02:54:45]  And the answer is, is that beloved forum user Keys H was a Sanch the Hedgehog enjoyer?
[02:54:53]  Keys H was a daily participant in the Kino Casino chat, which is the name of the Bossman Jack chat.
[02:54:59]  It's a pun.
[02:55:01]  And he was there every day until one day he wasn't.
[02:55:06]  And Keys H went very fast away from our sight and not our minds and not our hearts, chat.
[02:55:15]  As demonstrated by the fact that Blitzhull climbed Mount Olympia.
[02:55:21]  And at the top of Mount Olympia, at the monument of the highest point of Mount Olympia, he dropped a monument to Keys H, who's missing.
[02:55:32]  There's a $2,000 Gamba plane from one of the Bossman Jacks games for anybody who has information leading to his age being found safe and secure.
[02:55:43]  So this now sits at the highest peak of...
[02:55:48]  Wait, what number is that?
[02:55:49]  I thought it was Mount Olympia.
[02:55:51]  Oh, yeah.
[02:55:53]  Mount Olympia in Greece.
[02:55:54]  So that's why it looks weird.
[02:55:56]  I was confusing it with Mount Olympus in Washington.
[02:55:59]  No, this is Greece.
[02:56:00]  He's in Greece.
[02:56:01]  He's at the top of the highest point in Greece in Mount Olympia, where the gods, the gods themselves were said to live.
[02:56:08]  And he ate some nice, tasty Greek food, I guess, but also more importantly, he brought Keys H with him, chat.

=== Mount Olympia Highest Peak In Greece (15:10) ===

[02:56:15]  Tragic, indeed.
[02:56:17]  We all miss him.
[02:56:18]  Come back, Keys.
[02:56:19]  You are loved.
[02:56:22]  Now, on the opposite end of the spectrum is somebody who is very much not loved.
[02:56:29]  And this is Cog, also known as Cognitive Thought, I think is his old name.
[02:56:34]  Cog, of course, Dasser Cog, Jobless Johnny, the angloid a log himself, had a little bit of a coming to Jesus moment.
[02:56:43]  And I don't want to sum this up or spoil it.
[02:56:46]  I'm just going to play it.
[02:56:47]  Screen just thinking because I've been so focused on why the fuck I was in tears yesterday.
[02:56:53]  Out of nothing.
[02:56:54]  Out of nothing.
[02:56:56]  And aside from the fact that I've done well in my life, right?
[02:56:59]  And I'm going to point this out to anyone, anyone who's atheist, right?
[02:57:02]  I can only put it from this perspective.
[02:57:04]  All my life, I've been sad.
[02:57:06]  Like everything I've done, I've done on my own, right?
[02:57:09]  If it wasn't for me, I want to build a channel.
[02:57:12]  It wasn't for me, I won't be doing streaming.
[02:57:15]  If it wasn't for me, I wouldn't be here right now, right?
[02:57:19]  So I did that, right?
[02:57:20]  I did that.
[02:57:21]  I did that, right?
[02:57:24]  And yesterday, when I went into church, there was this flood of realization.
[02:57:29]  It's not me.
[02:57:31]  I have been almost like a vessel.
[02:57:36]  I know, only in like slight, but I've been a vessel to God.
[02:57:42]  And I don't mean that in some sort of prophetic.
[02:57:46]  I don't mean it like that.
[02:57:47]  I mean, in a point of view of, I know with Ralph, it's just pointing out sin, right?
[02:57:52]  I know with Ralph, it's just pointing out sin, but I've been a vessel.
[02:57:57]  This is really hard.
[02:57:59]  It's easy why you had a drink, but it's hard for me to say this and get through.
[02:58:03]  And this is probably why I was crying so much yesterday.
[02:58:06]  But I'm a vessel to point out the lack of sin within Ralph's life.
[02:58:11]  And I'm not saying that that's my end or be all.
[02:58:13]  I will probably just do that as a critical person.
[02:58:16]  The point I'm trying to make is just that's where I'm at right now is that I'm just this vessel.
[02:58:22]  I'm not in control.
[02:58:24]  And you've got to stop believing you're in control.
[02:58:26]  I know that sounds really hard for you to understand.
[02:58:29]  And I get that because I've been there, but it's not.
[02:58:33]  And even as I sit here explaining this to you, that feeling of sick, that feeling of the alcohol that took me for a second, gone.
[02:58:40]  I'm actually sad feeling great from just being able to explain that to you.
[02:58:44]  It's almost like there's a weight lifted on me just from explaining the basics in my head to you.
[02:58:50]  Okay, first of all, take down that American flag.
[02:58:52]  Fuck you.
[02:58:53]  Why the fuck are you having an American flag?
[02:58:54]  You're fucking Angloid.
[02:58:55]  You'll never be anything but a fucking dirty fucking angloid.
[02:58:57]  Get that fucking flag off your wall.
[02:58:59]  You have no right to wave that flag, motherfucker.
[02:59:02]  Second of all, to kind of recap what he's saying, because it was ramblingatic and insane.
[02:59:10]  He's saying that he was ordained by God as a vessel for the message of Jesus Christ to stream on YouTube calling out the sins of Ethan Ralph.
[02:59:22]  That is literally what he's saying.
[02:59:25]  And he's talking about his accomplishments, which is running a YouTube channel as if it was like a great thing that God put him on earth to do.
[02:59:34]  I would like to show you something that I took a screen cap of for this thread.
[02:59:39]  This is Cog's channel.
[02:59:40]  These are his most recent videos.
[02:59:42]  Ethan Ralph eats cat food and Keanu Thompson blocks me.
[02:59:46]  456 views nine hours ago.
[02:59:50]  Keanu Thompson, Gabe Hoffman, and Ethan Ralph are all clout chasing hypocrites.
[02:59:54]  327 views streamed a day ago.
[02:59:57]  Happy Father's Day.
[02:59:58]  191 views.
[03:00:00]  So he's banging on his chest like this.
[03:00:02]  Boom, boom, boom.
[03:00:04]  It was me.
[03:00:05]  It was me that built this channel.
[03:00:08]  And then he goes to church and he takes a knee.
[03:00:10]  He's crashed to the ground by the weight of Christ and says, but it wasn't me.
[03:00:15]  It was God that did it.
[03:00:17]  Motherfucker, God ain't doing this shit.
[03:00:20]  God ain't doing this shit for you.
[03:00:23]  This is pathetic.
[03:00:25]  Like, what I say here is like, imagine waking up.
[03:00:28]  Imagine like the realism.
[03:00:30]  Like, if it was true that God's plan for cognitive thought was to put him in this position, it's like realizing that you're a sim in the Sims 4 and your only purpose in life is to be tortured by like a clumsy idiot.
[03:00:45]  You know what I mean?
[03:00:46]  It's like, what a depressing, soul-crushing thought that this was God's plan for me was to be in a childless relationship with a stinky Pajeet wife and council flats streaming about Ethan Ralph to an audience of 10 fucking people for views that videos that get less than a thousand views each, less than 200 views each.
[03:01:09]  Just getting by, surviving off welfare, calling out the sim, the sins of Ethan Ralph and irrelevant nobody who has less than 200 fucking viewers on an average stream now.
[03:01:22]  That's your lot in life.
[03:01:23]  That's like they, I think they're called super parasites.
[03:01:29]  They're parasites of parasites and they're called like super parasites or meta parasites or something.
[03:01:35]  And then there's even like meta meta parasites.
[03:01:39]  And I think there's even meta meta meta meta parasites.
[03:01:42]  There are parasites that are parasites of parasites on parasites.
[03:01:45]  That's cognitive thought.
[03:01:47]  He hatched from a little insect egg and his job is to feast on a parasite that feasts on a different parasite that feasts on a larger parasite that feasts on an actual entity, which in this case would be the United Kingdom.
[03:02:01]  It's just like, I don't know, man.
[03:02:05]  I guess good for him.
[03:02:07]  This is some true mythic Sisyphus shit is waking up one day and realizing that you're a level four meta parasite feasting on parasites four levels deep.
[03:02:16]  And to revel in that and be like, oh, was chosen by God, don't you know?
[03:02:21]  That's some real fucking mythic Sisyphus shit where you're like, yes, my life is meaningless.
[03:02:26]  That's the difference between nihilism and absurdism.
[03:02:31]  Nietzsche says, life has no meaning.
[03:02:35]  All doubt and shit.
[03:02:36]  Albert Camus says, life has no meaning and is very happy about it.
[03:02:41]  And that's, I mean, that's basically cognitive thought here, breaking down into tears, happy, realizing that his life has absolutely no meaning to it.
[03:02:49]  Thank you, Jesus.
[03:02:53]  That's pretty fucking philosophical.
[03:02:54]  When I really sit down and I start digesting the nuance here, that's pretty fucking special.
[03:02:59]  That's pretty, that's pretty magical, chat.
[03:03:04]  Interesting.
[03:03:06]  That's it.
[03:03:08]  Ending there on a high note with cognitive thought.
[03:03:11]  Oh, no, I'm wrong.
[03:03:12]  There was one other thing.
[03:03:14]  Speaking of meta-parasites here, somebody hit me with a little, a little something special.
[03:03:22]  I did not get to see this in real time because I was a busy boy.
[03:03:25]  And I meant to talk about this last stream, but I didn't get around to it.
[03:03:28]  So somebody just forced this on me and said, look, talk about this shit.
[03:03:32]  A couple weeks ago, Jim, who has been very quiet as of lately, got into a Twitter slap fight with Ethan Ralph.
[03:03:41]  And I never got a chance to actually review the slap fight, but I have been gifted 20 screenshots of their Twitter argument.
[03:03:48]  So going in completely blind, we're going to get to talk about Jim and Ethan Ralph having a Twitter argument.
[03:03:55]  And we'll see.
[03:03:56]  See if I can make it through all 20 images.
[03:03:58]  Ready?
[03:03:59]  So this is it.
[03:04:00]  Ralph says, the thing that really kills this guy the most is that I just don't give a fuck.
[03:04:05]  I'll be there when you die.
[03:04:06]  I will torment your wife.
[03:04:08]  I will piss on your grave.
[03:04:09]  It's not a joke.
[03:04:10]  And she will have nothing but her wasted youth and memories of an impotent burden who couldn't make her come or even knock her up.
[03:04:17]  Enjoy the weekend, August Stane.
[03:04:20]  How would I make a weak woman do something she didn't want to do?
[03:04:23]  Well, I would describe it here on Twitter, but I didn't say she would have a choice in the matter.
[03:04:26]  You won't be around anyway and are an atheist, so don't worry about it.
[03:04:31]  So I guess he's saying that he's going to rape Jade.
[03:04:34]  That is a very audacious thing to say in public.
[03:04:40]  Doom says he got 53,000 views here, 41k, and still only pulled 85 likes.
[03:04:45]  And he says, you shut your mouth, bish.
[03:04:47]  And this is a nice picture of Ralph with his eyes all googly from the time that he got his shit slapped in Portugal.
[03:04:54]  Ralph says, you're still begging for my attention.
[03:04:56]  Must have really pissed you off to have gotten punk today.
[03:04:59]  I'm shopping for extra toys for my son tomorrow at the moment.
[03:05:03]  Jade can have her Somali brewed when you kick the bucket or maybe get knocked up by one of your Troon fans.
[03:05:11]  So this appears to be an edit of Anime Avenue, which is Jim's room.
[03:05:15]  He put in a very, very fat person and then put what I think is allegedly Jim's face.
[03:05:20]  I can't remember.
[03:05:21]  I think that image comes from an old DUI mugshot that I can't remember if that was actually him or not, but that was alleged to be him.
[03:05:29]  And then that looks like, who's that guy that was like a dick show guy?
[03:05:34]  And I hate him.
[03:05:37]  His name was like an R or like Randy or something.
[03:05:39]  Is it Gator?
[03:05:41]  Right?
[03:05:41]  I thought it was, is that Riley or Gator?
[03:05:45]  I honestly can't tell.
[03:05:47]  It is Riley, isn't it?
[03:05:48]  It's not Gator.
[03:05:49]  Gator's bigger.
[03:05:51]  And then there's a cartoon girl in the corner implying that it's an anime rape dungeon chat.
[03:05:56]  He talks about Beth.
[03:05:57]  Okay, so this is a video from Jim.
[03:06:01]  Ralph says, the thing that really kills this guy, I read that.
[03:06:04]  He says, Ralph, you can't even piss in the toilet.
[03:06:06]  How are you going to piss on my grave?
[03:06:08]  It doesn't even have to be shaped like a Modelo bottle.
[03:06:10]  He talked about me jacking off Nikki Haley.
[03:06:14]  I'm going to jack off on your fucking casket, you cocksucking son of a bitch.
[03:06:19]  And you ain't going to be able to do shit about it.
[03:06:21]  You understand?
[03:06:23]  I'm going to come nut all over your fucking grave.
[03:06:30]  Do you understand?
[03:06:32]  And if your mama's dead by then, I'm going to come on her grave too.
[03:06:37]  I'm going to come all over your grave and I'm going to come all over her grave.
[03:06:41]  That's what I'm going to do to you and your mother.
[03:06:46]  And you can't stop me.
[03:06:48]  The best quarterback in the league.
[03:06:49]  It's not against the law.
[03:06:51]  Nick Ricada told me that wasn't against the law.
[03:06:55]  Nick Ricada told me that wasn't against.
[03:06:58]  Do you understand?
[03:07:00]  Nick Ricada told me I could come on your grave.
[03:07:05]  This is the benefits of forgiving Ethan or Ralph for saying that your daughter is a retard.
[03:07:11]  You get called up at 4 a.m.
[03:07:13]  You're like, hey, can I ejaculate on Medicare's grave?
[03:07:16]  And then having to answer that as an attorney.
[03:07:19]  So, Ralph replies to that and says, Maybe I'll just make Jade papa squat for me.
[03:07:24]  Her knees are probably not that great from having to carry your ass around for years.
[03:07:27]  Also, no one with a brain even believes you're near death.
[03:07:30]  Palliative palliative care can and usually does last years.
[03:07:34]  You are a calm man.
[03:07:37]  Uh, Jim replies with another video.
[03:07:39]  This one doesn't have audio.
[03:07:40]  He says, You couldn't even make the woman who married you not flee the country.
[03:07:43]  How are you going to make a woman who doesn't know you do anything other than laugh?
[03:07:46]  And then there's a picture of what appears to be AI-generated Ralph in a pill heaven.
[03:07:54]  There's a very nice pill heaven, though.
[03:07:56]  Look at all the colors, the bright colors of pills, chat.
[03:08:00]  Um, see, then that's the rape threat.
[03:08:05]  And Jim replies to this and says, I'll make sure to warn her that a thumbtack may attack her belly button one day in the future.
[03:08:11]  Uh, quoting a chat message here saying, Also, my dick is bigger than that.
[03:08:15]  That's what pisses me off about the video, lol.
[03:08:18]  It's not even a cope, it's like the in the fact I'm not fully hard.
[03:08:22]  So, coping about his penis size again.
[03:08:26]  Um, there is no eight.jpeg.
[03:08:29]  I'm not sure where eight came from.
[03:08:31]  Is there number eight in this file?
[03:08:33]  I don't want to miss it, miss important context in this Twitter argument, Jim.
[03:08:38]  There is no eight eightless number nine.
[03:08:41]  Uh, dude, you admit you can't even get hard, you can't have kids, you can't have kids.
[03:08:47]  Claim you have such pain you can't even move out of your chair because it hurts so much.
[03:08:51]  But you're Mr. Tough guys here, creepy cult.
[03:08:53]  The really fun part is if you ever do die, uh, I guess he's saying I, I will be laughing at their tributes.
[03:09:03]  What?
[03:09:04]  Okay, listen: the amount of times that both Jim and Mediker are talking about penis, penis size, penis hardness.
[03:09:11]  It's very strange.
[03:09:13]  I'm going to say about this.
[03:09:14]  Ralph is very, Ralph in particular is very, very obsessed about penis hardness, chat.
[03:09:18]  I'll just leave it there.
[03:09:19]  It seems to be a fixation of his.
[03:09:22]  Um, so that's the original image macro that I read.
[03:09:25]  He says, A violent convicted sex offender threatened to physically and sexually assault my wife from his verified Twitter account.
[03:09:31]  When I brought it up to her, she said, Ethan Ralph, he's lost every fight he's been in.
[03:09:34]  I'll take those odds.
[03:09:36]  That's weird.
[03:09:39]  I'm sorry, but this you can't, you can't come back from this.
[03:09:42]  This is just the most embarrassing.
[03:09:44]  How do you he married and impregnated a Lollycon who wore a Mediker hat?
[03:09:50]  It's just you can't, it's just really embarrassing, bro.
[03:09:55]  It's embarrassing like a deep philosophical level.
[03:09:58]  So, the only person that ever called me Mr. Tough Guy was your wife.
[03:10:01]  Sorry, ex-wife.
[03:10:01]  Luckily, even though she returned your marriage certificate, she never returned my merch.
[03:10:05]  You think she still has that hat?
[03:10:07]  You think Ralph, like in a fit of rage, burned the Mediker hat somewhere in Mexico, like in a backyard, poured like vodka on it, watched it, watched it flare up.
[03:10:17]  Uh, Ralph replies to this and says, Also, I always thought these hats suited her better.
[03:10:21]  Maybe she did too, since she had my child.
[03:10:24]  Aha ha.
[03:10:25]  Remember how many kids you have again?
[03:10:27]  Then there is her in the keel stream hat.
[03:10:31]  I don't know, man.
[03:10:33]  I don't think that's a good comeback.
[03:10:34]  She had my child, but she did divorce you and she took, she absconded with the child.
[03:10:40]  And she may be wearing the Mediker hat again.
[03:10:42]  She may, she could even do this.
[03:10:44]  Is true.
[03:10:45]  It is possible that right now, sitting in an apartment somewhere in New York, little uh, little Rosie, Rosie Ralph, is sitting in a gym hat right now, a four-star hat, watching anime with Nae.
[03:10:59]  That there is literally a non-zero, it's not even a non-zero chance.
[03:11:03]  It's like a 15% chance.
[03:11:04]  So that is the active reality of Cozy Rosie at this exact second, chat.
[03:11:09]  Um, he says, How would I make a oh, this is the rape tweet?
[03:11:13]  These are out of order.
[03:11:15]  Um, in reply to you're still begging for my attention, he says, You're shopping for your son.
[03:11:20]  Did you hold another begathon asking the lowercase I internet to take care of your responsibilities?

=== Wall Hammer Piggy And Rape Tweet (07:38) ===

[03:11:26]  And I missed it.
[03:11:27]  And this is the 24-hour fundraiser to save my son at $300 out of $1,300.
[03:11:32]  And Ralph is dozing off due to pills in the process.
[03:11:37]  Ralph says, The thing that I read this, I feel like this has showed up like four times now.
[03:11:43]  And then Ralph Meneker has a montage showing ratios and how his messages get 2,000 likes, and Ralph's get like 100.
[03:11:55]  He says, Lamal at the Ralph Retort, a dying man in palliative care is kicking your ass harder than your daddy Ronnie did.
[03:12:01]  That motherfucker had a wall hammer piggy.
[03:12:04]  Your daddy Ronnie did, and that motherfucker had a wall hammer piggy.
[03:12:09]  I don't understand that.
[03:12:10]  Is that a reference to what the fuck is a wall hammer?
[03:12:13]  Is like a drywall hammer?
[03:12:14]  Like those square things with a claw on it?
[03:12:18]  Wall hammer.
[03:12:20]  Yeah, it is a drywall hammer is what I'm thinking of.
[03:12:23]  No, he definitely means a drywall hammer.
[03:12:25]  They're very distinct looking.
[03:12:26]  They have a, they're, they have a really big, like cutting edge.
[03:12:30]  I'll show you what I mean.
[03:12:31]  I'm not sure that's a reference to.
[03:12:33]  I feel like I don't.
[03:12:33]  This is a see what I mean?
[03:12:35]  It has like that grilled face on it and it has like the cutting back.
[03:12:39]  That's um, it's a drywall hammer.
[03:12:40]  I'm pretty sure.
[03:12:42]  I mean, did Ralph, did Ralph's dad, did Ronnie do drywall?
[03:12:46]  Otherwise, I just don't understand.
[03:12:47]  I'm sorry.
[03:12:50]  The pic with a hammer in the wall, the famous birthday pic.
[03:12:53]  What the fuck?
[03:12:55]  I've never seen that.
[03:12:56]  Ethan Ralph birthday hammer.
[03:13:00]  Someone find that to me and send that to me.
[03:13:03]  I need to see this now because I don't.
[03:13:04]  He should have posted a picture of that because I've never seen this image.
[03:13:08]  Okay, I'm going to check the map at the internet thread on my other browser.
[03:13:11]  Someone get me the hammer picture because I have never heard of that in my entire life.
[03:13:16]  Okay, next.
[03:13:18]  That's another clip.
[03:13:19]  In response to those hats suited her better.
[03:13:22]  Jim says, Are we sure it's your child, Ralph?
[03:13:24]  Because according to you, she was a whore that you hired men to fuck while you watched.
[03:13:28]  And this is one of the best clips ever because he does just flat out say that he hired a Mexican juggalo to fuck his wife in the ass, thereby admitting that he's a cuck.
[03:13:39]  And his only excuse about this is that he was making it up to hurt her feelings, which is, I, it's just the, like, it's the most bizarre story ever, the most bizarre story to admit freely on stream ever, and then the worst excuse ever for that because there's no, it's just truly baffling.
[03:13:58]  He's scared of embarrassing his own daughter.
[03:14:00]  That's the reality, Ralph.
[03:14:01]  That's the only reason he won't.
[03:14:03]  You mean she got fucked up the ass raw by a Mexican?
[03:14:09]  Is that what you're talking about?
[03:14:11]  Do you think I'm afraid to talk about things?
[03:14:14]  Because I'm not.
[03:14:17]  Do you think, do you, do you think that she got fucked up the ass raw with no comment by a Mexican?
[03:14:27]  Do you think that that would be something that I would be afraid to say?
[03:14:32]  I'm not afraid to say it.
[03:14:35]  She's a whore.
[03:14:37]  And I'll say it right here live.
[03:14:39]  Oh my God.
[03:14:41]  I've seen this picture a thousand times.
[03:14:43]  I have never noticed this.
[03:14:45]  I've always just been like so impressed by like Ralph's visage and the fact it's a 20th birthday cake in like his parents' home.
[03:14:53]  But if you zoom in, there is a fucking drywall hammer in the fucking wall.
[03:14:59]  And there's a whole boss man Jack hole in the wall.
[03:15:01]  I've literally never noticed this fucking hammer ever.
[03:15:04]  And I've seen this picture literally hundreds of times.
[03:15:07]  What the fuck is the story behind the drawing?
[03:15:09]  It's the drywall hammer.
[03:15:12]  What the fuck?
[03:15:16]  I need to know what the fuck the story is with the drywall hammer and the birthday picnal.
[03:15:22]  How have I never noticed?
[03:15:24]  I have been an Ethan Ralph acolyte.
[03:15:27]  I know everything about this man, and I've never noticed the stupid fucking hammer in the wall.
[03:15:32]  What the fu honestly, what the fuck?
[03:15:36]  Wow, that's crazy.
[03:15:38]  Okay.
[03:15:39]  I said, she's still my wife, actually.
[03:15:41]  And I have 20 hours worth of Keelstream footage where she laughs at your illness and your fat wife.
[03:15:47]  Plus, I knocked her up.
[03:15:49]  That's the point of the game.
[03:15:51]  There's an endless supply of women, Mediker.
[03:15:53]  You didn't have to settle for Timu.
[03:15:56]  That's pretty mean.
[03:15:57]  Call his wife Timu.
[03:16:00]  And finally, this is in response to the one with the Mexican Juggalo.
[03:16:05]  But she was fucked up the ass, bro.
[03:16:07]  Raw.
[03:16:08]  She was not fucked in the vagina.
[03:16:10]  So I don't think you can get, but I don't think even May can get boy pregnants in her bussy.
[03:16:16]  Okay.
[03:16:19]  I don't think that's in the cards.
[03:16:21]  If I say so myself, I'm not an expert on such things.
[03:16:23]  I don't know the difference between a urologist and proctologist, but I don't think that's in the cards.
[03:16:28]  Ethan Ralph says, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[03:16:30]  He really is a big mad deniet.
[03:16:33]  Pain pills, not putting you to bed.
[03:16:34]  Try a Xanax.
[03:16:36]  And yes, there's no doubt there, brother.
[03:16:38]  That's true.
[03:16:39]  Rosie does look exactly like Ethan Ralph.
[03:16:42]  That's also like a double-sided thing where it's like, you really don't want your female offspring to look like Ethan Ralph.
[03:16:48]  That's not unfortunate.
[03:16:50]  That is funny, though, to say take a Xanax.
[03:16:53]  I'll admit, that's funny.
[03:16:56]  That's unusually self-aware for Ethan Ralph to be like, try a Xanax.
[03:17:01]  Okay.
[03:17:02]  Let's Should I do a poll?
[03:17:05]  Okay, let's see.
[03:17:07]  Let's see.
[03:17:08]  Poll, who won three question marks?
[03:17:11]  Vote one for Ralph.
[03:17:12]  Vote two for Medicare.
[03:17:15]  I gotta say, at this point, honestly, giving Ralph attention is like an automatic clause.
[03:17:21]  If you're Medicare, Medicare's platform is like so fucking huge.
[03:17:24]  And there's really no reason to get in that pig shit.
[03:17:27]  You know what I mean?
[03:17:28]  There's just no reason.
[03:17:29]  There's no reason to talk to Ralph.
[03:17:32]  Voting is gay.
[03:17:33]  That's true.
[03:17:34]  Voting sucks.
[03:17:35]  They both lost.
[03:17:36]  Okay, wait, hold up.
[03:17:38]  This is one of the polls where you actually need like a you need like a third option.
[03:17:42]  I'm gonna redo it.
[03:17:43]  In poll, poll.
[03:17:45]  Who won three question marks?
[03:17:47]  Vote one for Ralph.
[03:17:48]  Vote two for Medicare.
[03:17:49]  Vote three for what's how do I want to word this?
[03:17:55]  Diplomatically.
[03:17:58]  Waste.
[03:17:59]  I'll do this.
[03:17:59]  Waste of Medicare time.
[03:18:01]  Precious time.
[03:18:02]  Does that fit?
[03:18:03]  Does that work in my poll?
[03:18:05]  It does.
[03:18:05]  Okay.
[03:18:06]  Vote one for Ralph.
[03:18:07]  Vote two for Medicare.
[03:18:08]  Vote three for waste of Mediker's precious time.
[03:18:13]  Okay.
[03:18:14]  Boss Man won.
[03:18:15]  My dude, Bossman is a professional gambler.
[03:18:19]  He always wins.
[03:18:20]  He knows that over a long enough timeline, he will make all that money back and more.
[03:18:25]  Okay, so you don't have to worry about that.
[03:18:28]  I'll let the poll run as I talk about my next thing.
[03:18:31]  And my next thing is card.
[03:18:34]  Card responded to my response.
[03:18:37]  Sorry, I got a text.
[03:18:39]  Card responded to my response.
[03:18:41]  Last stream, I went in depth about the pony question and I explained to him why I know things about my little pony, despite not being a brony.
[03:18:48]  He found my explanation wanting, chat.
[03:18:51]  He did not accept my explanation.
[03:18:54]  And in particular, Card brought issue with one little facet here.
[03:19:02]  Oh, I should probably show you that.

=== Derpy Hooves Avatar Identification Crisis (15:02) ===

[03:19:04]  But I looked it up, and yes, that article is real.
[03:19:08]  It's called Solidarity is Illusion: The Political Economy of My Little Pony.
[03:19:13]  Friendship is Magic.
[03:19:14]  I mentioned that there was an article written that explores the economy of My Little Pony.
[03:19:19]  Carg did his research as a progressive activist.
[03:19:23]  He does research chat.
[03:19:24]  He does not simply go on his podcast and say whatever his heart tells him to say.
[03:19:28]  He looked it up and it's still around.
[03:19:30]  And a guest writer on February 24th, 2011, wrote a full-fledged economic journal exploring the economics of My Little Pony.
[03:19:37]  And this is not a fever dream of mine.
[03:19:39]  I did actually see this and I didn't read it.
[03:19:41]  Raise the volume.
[03:19:42]  Okay.
[03:19:44]  That checks out.
[03:19:45]  However, I will note a couple of things here.
[03:19:48]  One, when Josh says that article he remembers being shown was written or came out when the show itself was at its peak of popularity, that is not correct.
[03:19:58]  That article is from early 2011, when the My Little Pony reboot in question was only a few months old, before it got anywhere near as big as it did.
[03:20:08]  So it doesn't mention this character by name because it couldn't.
[03:20:11]  That name didn't exist yet.
[03:20:13]  And furthermore, that name wouldn't exist for at least a few more years.
[03:20:17]  That is where you are wrong.
[03:20:20]  So his point is that there's a character in My Little Pony that I, this whole thing started because I identified that a character or a person responding to Ralph had an avatar of Derpy Hooves.
[03:20:31]  And he says that Derpy Hooves did not get a name until 2016.
[03:20:35]  Derpy Hooves got a canonical name in 2016.
[03:20:38]  Her name is Muffins because you can't call a character Derpy Hooves in a child show because it makes fun of retarded people to saw somebody retarded Derpy, okay?
[03:20:47]  But she was still super popular with the fandom and it was from the very beginning.
[03:20:51]  So it is entirely reasonable to be aware of her who Derpy Hooves is because she was always around just as a background character that people made fanfare about.
[03:21:03]  Now I'd like to demonstrate one other thing because I thought about this while listening to this and I thought I need to demonstrate to people how big of a how big of a cultural phenomenon this was.
[03:21:14]  So I'm going to play for you a 14-year-old video that came out in 2011 when My Little Pony first aired and people first became insane.
[03:21:21]  Okay.
[03:21:22]  And this, I found this while looking for the outro song.
[03:21:26]  Actually, I found the outro song while looking for this and my old YouTube likes.
[03:21:31]  So those of a weak disposition, please avert your gays.
[03:21:35]  It begins.
[03:21:37]  Guys, I want a girlfriend who likes ponies.
[03:21:40]  How do?
[03:21:41]  How long is the natural-est recycle for horses?
[03:21:44]  Ray.
[03:21:45]  Is it legal to keep a small pony in your house as a bed like a dog?
[03:21:49]  Will you suck a pony/slash zebra cock while dressed as a girl?
[03:21:53]  I would.
[03:21:54]  I like looking at dicks and I have always wanted to try searching my own dick.
[03:21:59]  I'm not Galo.
[03:22:00]  Nagoshiya Napole.
[03:22:01]  I wonder how Ko would react if they were in a store with shelves lined with chill candy flavored marshmallow pony semen.
[03:22:08]  I would follow everything horse ceiling.
[03:22:10]  You are now imagining that your shower was one of candy pony semen raining down all over you, streaming itself over her face and sticky strands.
[03:22:19]  Oh shit, you will never get to Rollic under a shower of horse ceiling.
[03:22:23]  Reality is so cruel.
[03:22:25]  And you might think, Josh, why the fuck have you seen that video?
[03:22:31]  And I'd have an excuse, even for this.
[03:22:34]  As many of you will know, my dark, dark origin story comes from a Lego game called Blockland.
[03:22:42]  Thousands of years ago.
[03:22:45]  And again, you can check out the timestamps.
[03:22:47]  All these from 2011.
[03:22:49]  This, 2011.
[03:22:52]  Thousands of years ago on the Blockland forum, the My Little Pony thing broke out super crazy.
[03:22:59]  You can see this is the second thread made in 2011 already.
[03:23:03]  And this one reached 11,000 pages before Blockland completely died.
[03:23:09]  This thread was so busy, so active, and so prominent that Bad Spot, who notably hated furries and would just outright ban furries for no reason whatsoever sometimes, tolerated them because it was one of the very first results for My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic on the entire internet.
[03:23:27]  You would type in My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic, the show, and you would get the Blockland forum discussion thread for My Little Pony.
[03:23:35]  And he was able to directly correlate game sales with the popularity of this thread.
[03:23:41]  So this thread basically breathed new life into Blockland Forum and brought tons and tons of bronies to my humble stomping grounds.
[03:23:49]  So I was subjected to all manner of My Little Pony torture.
[03:23:54]  Okay.
[03:23:55]  I was secondhand exposed to the radioactive Blockland My Little Pony meme.
[03:24:03]  And as a result, I've seen all the My Little Pony general horse candy flavored horse semen meme edits that there are.
[03:24:10]  Okay.
[03:24:11]  That's just life.
[03:24:12]  That's just how life goes.
[03:24:13]  Okay.
[03:24:14]  Card might pick this apart too.
[03:24:16]  Obviously, he will because he needs the attention.
[03:24:18]  However, don't worry.
[03:24:19]  I'm just going to give it to him.
[03:24:21]  I reached out to Card.
[03:24:22]  I haven't actually read his reply yet.
[03:24:24]  And I asked him if he would like to do an interview over the weekend.
[03:24:29]  And he says, not sure if this is legit or not, but I could probably do it later in the month or early next month.
[03:24:34]  So I am going to just straight up talk to Card posting over the weekend and do one of my first interviews since my last one, which was Carolyn Farrell, I think over a year ago.
[03:24:42]  Because why not?
[03:24:43]  People in my chat seem to be promoting Card.
[03:24:46]  They like the card.
[03:24:47]  They want more card posting.
[03:24:49]  They want more progressive community activism in my chat.
[03:24:53]  So why not?
[03:24:54]  Let's get to the bottom of this because I got to know.
[03:24:56]  Is Card a fake?
[03:24:58]  I think Card is actually a secret chud.
[03:25:01]  He wants to sit here and accuse me of being secret things.
[03:25:04]  I'm not.
[03:25:04]  Well, I think he was never a progressive community organizer.
[03:25:08]  I think that's all a lie.
[03:25:09]  And he was just trying to grift the far left.
[03:25:12]  I don't think he's ever organized anything.
[03:25:14]  He can't even organize his own shed slash room chat.
[03:25:17]  So how can he organize a progressive community activist event?
[03:25:21]  I don't think he can.
[03:25:23]  So we'll figure out.
[03:25:25]  We'll get to the bottom of this chat.
[03:25:27]  You know my interview style.
[03:25:28]  I'm a cool cucumber under pressure chat.
[03:25:31]  We'll see.
[03:25:32]  I'll organize that.
[03:25:33]  It won't be this weekend because he says he's busy, which and then I'll figure that out.
[03:25:40]  I also, just since I'm doing agenda stuff, there is, I do want to talk to Card.
[03:25:48]  I do want to stream the KiwiFarms Doom mod at some point.
[03:25:52]  Part of the work in my room is that I'm trying to make my room a more comfortable place to stream so I can do longer streams or game streams again with reliable internet.
[03:26:02]  As you can see, the new internet working great.
[03:26:04]  Things are looking up.
[03:26:07]  So there's more stuff I want to do.
[03:26:08]  But then once I have everything as I want, I'll do the Doom stream.
[03:26:13]  And then I have a locals video, maddie.live slash support.
[03:26:16]  Join the locals today.
[03:26:18]  I have a special locals video that I want to do because I am reinvesting into my hardware.
[03:26:23]  I'm upgrading my computer and I would like to do my computer upgrade on a stream because I'm doing something a little bit peculiar with my computer that I think many people will find fascinating.
[03:26:35]  So if that's at all interesting to you, do subscribe.
[03:26:38]  Of course, I appreciate everybody who subscribes regardless.
[03:26:42]  And then I have one final thing.
[03:26:44]  This is Juneteenth.
[03:26:45]  So let's have our moment of Reddit.
[03:26:47]  A guy in R Orlando posted this video of a ring camera.
[03:26:53]  Violent man caught on my ring camera.
[03:26:55]  Let's take a look at that violent man video.
[03:26:58]  So he's just walking up to ring cameras with the knife, stabbing at it for reasons unbeknownst to me.
[03:27:05]  Maybe he's schizophrenic and is trying to damage the lens so that people can't watch him.
[03:27:11]  Actually, yeah, that is a ring.
[03:27:13]  I was like, it looks like a peephole on a window or a door, but it's a it is a ring camera.
[03:27:19]  It says right there.
[03:27:20]  So he's just stabbing at these things, I guess, to intimidate people.
[03:27:23]  He says, does anyone know this man?
[03:27:25]  Then the replies, from Eat My Asshole or Eat My Asserole, a mod says, friendly reminder, being racist is pretty much a quick ban.
[03:27:36]  Encouraging or promoting violence is unacceptable.
[03:27:39]  Saying get a gun for home protection is different than saying shoot him.
[03:27:42]  There's a pretty clear and obvious line.
[03:27:44]  Please just don't cross it.
[03:27:45]  If you don't understand where that line is, don't comment.
[03:27:47]  Then there's another post.
[03:27:49]  Mod post regarding recent activity and discussions.
[03:27:53]  Hey, gang, I hope you're all thriving.
[03:27:55]  Some of us wanted to communicate with you.
[03:27:57]  One, please flare posts as rumor unless there's credible news conforming it.
[03:28:02]  Two, encouraging deportation of folks living here while undocumented, if done civilly, doesn't technically break any rules.
[03:28:09]  If we remove it, we're just censoring one side of the conversation.
[03:28:12]  We make a point to leave our personal viewpoints out of the discussion when moderating it.
[03:28:16]  You are welcome to show your disapproval of the comment with down voting.
[03:28:19]  You may notice threads, especially political in nature, locked after a certain point.
[03:28:24]  They seem to have just been attracting trolls that don't even live here by the end.
[03:28:28]  Locking them really just consolidates our moderation efforts to more active threads.
[03:28:33]  Racism and anti-LGBTQ plus will never be acceptable.
[03:28:39]  Using the term illegals as a slur isn't acceptable.
[03:28:43]  Please keep reporting and messaging us.
[03:28:45]  We take your feedback seriously into account when moderating.
[03:28:48]  If you don't like a mod action, you're welcome to mod mail us.
[03:28:51]  I'm going to leave comments here open.
[03:28:54]  So let's be clear.
[03:28:56]  Blatts violently stabbing at your ring doorbell.
[03:29:00]  You just have to live with that.
[03:29:01]  The real problem is racism.
[03:29:04]  He probably endured a microaggression before he started stabbing at your ring camera.
[03:29:07]  So you really got to think about the long-term ramifications of your actions.
[03:29:12]  Chat.
[03:29:14]  And on that positive poly note about lessons to be learned, that concludes this stream.
[03:29:20]  And now there is the super chat segment.
[03:29:22]  I, of course, encourage everybody to stick around through the super chat segments.
[03:29:25]  I appreciate everybody's support.
[03:29:27]  Many.live, maddie.live slash dono to join the locals.
[03:29:31]  The locals people are my personal heroes.
[03:29:33]  I love them all.
[03:29:34]  Okay.
[03:29:37]  I got to throw in the word support approximately 40 more times to catch up with DSP.
[03:29:41]  Otherwise, I'm just not doing it right.
[03:29:42]  I'll never maximalize my viewership to profit ratio like DSP has unless I say support.
[03:29:48]  Support.
[03:29:49]  Support.
[03:29:50]  More chat.
[03:29:52]  I need that money.
[03:29:53]  I really do.
[03:29:54]  I need that money.
[03:29:55]  All right.
[03:29:56]  Let's read some super berries.
[03:29:58]  Chat.
[03:29:59]  Neighbor for 157 says rip cats.
[03:30:03]  Okay, so there's a user on the Kiwi Farms just called Cats.
[03:30:07]  His gimmick was that he posted pictures of cats.
[03:30:10]  He is supposedly dead.
[03:30:12]  He's been gone for a while and somebody is claiming to have known him and has posted his obituary.
[03:30:16]  I've had confirmed if he's dead or not.
[03:30:18]  But many people seem upset about this.
[03:30:20]  It always sucks when you lose one of your favorites, when Keys H just doesn't log in anymore.
[03:30:25]  Cats no longer posting cat pictures.
[03:30:28]  It leaves a hole, chat.
[03:30:30]  Leaves a hole in the Kiwi Farms.
[03:30:32]  Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, you absolutely need to play the hot new epic BIPOC Afrofuturism video gaming masterpiece, Relooted, available soon on PC.
[03:30:44]  You play as a group of scholars reclaiming stolen heresy.
[03:30:47]  I have seen this and it is on my to-do list.
[03:30:50]  Once I get my studio nice and comfy, video games are back on the fucking menu, boys.
[03:30:56]  Peewee Farms drug thread enjoyer.
[03:30:59]  Wait, I read this backwards.
[03:31:00]  Uh, for 150 says, Josh, you said that homosexuals take meth to keep their erections during anal sex, but in fact, meth is notoriously known amongst drungies to have the opposite effect because of vasco constriction.
[03:31:11]  It may be it will be very difficult to get and maintain an erection.
[03:31:14]  Uh, he says again for 150, actually, your penis will be even smaller than when naturally flaccid.
[03:31:19]  Homosexuals use it to roleplay as children what normal druggies call meth dick.
[03:31:24]  They call little boy dick.
[03:31:25]  I'm into meth culture, and I hate when those homo kidos talk that shit.
[03:31:29]  This is perhaps, and I mean this sincerely, the most deranged shit anybody has ever sent to me.
[03:31:37]  And the fact it's by Monero, I think, adds credibility that you actually do buy and use meth and know this firsthand.
[03:31:45]  Um, so that's crazy.
[03:31:46]  By the way, uh, the majority opinion or the plurality opinion of the poll was that Medicare wasted this time.
[03:31:54]  Uh, okay, next.
[03:31:58]  Uh, Chef Jim for $100 by postal mail says, Hi, I'm Chef Jim.
[03:32:03]  I'd like to take this opportunity on Maddie to tell you about Chef Jem's alphabet soup.
[03:32:08]  Probably due to supply issues, Chef Jem's alphabet soup only has the letters E, G, I, N, and R. Uh, this is the end by letter.
[03:32:16]  And he sent this, by the way, typed up with what appears to be a fuck, what were the typewriter, a manual typewriter.
[03:32:23]  Thank you, Chef Jim, for your belabored way of sending in super chats.
[03:32:30]  I am trying, I'm trying my best now to organize my, I can actually get these plugged into the stream now.
[03:32:35]  I'm doing my best.
[03:32:36]  Thank you.
[03:32:37]  Citrus Addict for five says, shout out for Pet's Sake Rescue.
[03:32:40]  They do amazing work with almost no help, so please support them.
[03:32:43]  They helped the dump kitten my husband and I rescued from a parking lot by the highway.
[03:32:46]  That's sad.
[03:32:48]  For pets sake rescue is the name of the kitten foundation chat.
[03:32:53]  Brillo Furman for one says, You are accused of being both late and gay.
[03:32:56]  How do you plead?
[03:32:57]  I was on time.
[03:32:57]  Go fuck yourself.
[03:32:58]  Wow, it's Daisy for one says, You have no idea how happy random streams make me.
[03:33:03]  It's not random.
[03:33:03]  I stream at the same time every day or every week.
[03:33:06]  What do you mean, a random stream?
[03:33:08]  What the fuck?
[03:33:11]  Awaken 34 for one says, Josh, Dudd, you ever watch Vincent Bros?
[03:33:15]  If it is, yes, did you like it?
[03:33:16]  Yes, and yes, I like the Vincent Bros a lot.
[03:33:19]  Uh, Bunker Housing for five says, time to consume some content.
[03:33:22]  That's right, consume the content.
[03:33:24]  The go ahead, David S877 for $25.
[03:33:28]  So, since I'm watching live, I assume there will be another hour-long iDubb segment I can't skip when I catch the VOD.
[03:33:33]  Luckily for you, I didn't even fucking mention them.
[03:33:36]  So, you have set out this rake and you've stepped into it, Stalker Child, because Aniza and IDIBS was literally not mentioned a single fucking time.
[03:33:45]  Check the transcript until you brought it up.
[03:33:51]  It was your fault.
[03:33:52]  It was your fault.
[03:33:54]  Not mine.
[03:33:55]  Not mine.
[03:33:57]  Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, While I am no audiophile, I think the audio sounds both heterosexual and on time.
[03:34:03]  Wonderful.
[03:34:04]  I love this kind of feedback.
[03:34:05]  Thank you.
[03:34:06]  Thank you.

=== Portals Game Design Fucked Up Badly (03:42) ===

[03:34:07]  Awaken 34 for 2 says, What kind of games do you play?
[03:34:10]  And might I suggest some light broken arrow or super robot wars settees?
[03:34:14]  I'd suggest starting with SRWT.
[03:34:17]  I have not played any games in forever.
[03:34:19]  I briefly played Split Gate 2 and it was okay.
[03:34:27]  It had perform, but I mean, it had performance issues.
[03:34:29]  The gunplay wasn't that great.
[03:34:31]  You die super fast.
[03:34:32]  I don't like the objectives in the games.
[03:34:34]  And I feel like the portals are less, even less important than they were in Splitgate 1.
[03:34:38]  Like, I really feel like they fucked up the portals.
[03:34:41]  So I remember the portals, like, you can't even look through your own team's portals anymore.
[03:34:46]  If you look through your own portal, it's like blurry and shitty.
[03:34:48]  I don't know.
[03:34:48]  I feel like they really fucked up a lot of things.
[03:34:51]  I think there's even less portable surfaces than Splitgate 1.
[03:34:55]  And then they added like a battle royale mode.
[03:34:57]  I don't know.
[03:34:58]  It feels like their priorities are really fucked up.
[03:35:01]  Like they're adding like hero shooter stuff to it.
[03:35:03]  They're adding battle royale.
[03:35:05]  And it's like getting the fucking portals to work perfectly should be your number one objective.
[03:35:09]  The whole gimmick of your fucking games that the portal play is the most important thing.
[03:35:13]  And you're not doing that.
[03:35:14]  The portals are laggy and shitty and you can only view through your own.
[03:35:17]  It's like, I don't know.
[03:35:18]  They're really fucking up.
[03:35:20]  Docs Found for five says, if the room gets hot while streaming nothing but audio, the obvious solution is to do it naked.
[03:35:27]  No, I would never stream naked.
[03:35:28]  That's weird, bro.
[03:35:30]  Wow, it's Daisy for five says, I hope you have a happy pizza day and a nice swim this summer solstice.
[03:35:34]  Thank you.
[03:35:34]  Thank you.
[03:35:35]  I very much will.
[03:35:36]  I appreciate it.
[03:35:37]  Bunker housing for five says, how old are you, Josh?
[03:35:39]  There were some girls in Buhanka chat wanted to know.
[03:35:41]  Can you give us an estimate?
[03:35:45]  32?
[03:35:46]  I'm either 31 or 32.
[03:35:48]  I'd have to calculate it out.
[03:35:50]  Awaken 34 for 5 says, I also suggest games like Titan Quest and Grim Dawn for Diablo style games.
[03:35:57]  I have never played either of those.
[03:35:59]  I did like, I don't know, I've played the popular ones.
[03:36:04]  It's like a Korean one.
[03:36:05]  And then I've tried, I hated, I hated Path of XL2.
[03:36:09]  Path of XL 2 sucks ass.
[03:36:12]  Those maps are fucking enormous.
[03:36:14]  It's the same shit endlessly.
[03:36:16]  I constantly got lost in ways that I never did in Path of XL 1.
[03:36:20]  And I just hate the Aztec, like half the vibe is like Aztec futurism.
[03:36:25]  And I'm like, this sucks.
[03:36:26]  I went straight from a swamp to like Aztec futurism.
[03:36:29]  And it's just like, I hate swamps and fucking games.
[03:36:32]  I hate deserts and fucking games.
[03:36:34]  And I hate Native American shit.
[03:36:36]  It's not impressive to me.
[03:36:37]  Oh, it's a stack of rocks that they sacrifice each other on.
[03:36:41]  Wow, I don't give a shit.
[03:36:43]  That's fucking gay.
[03:36:45]  So the game goes right from a swamp to a desert to a fucking Aztec pyramid.
[03:36:49]  And then it's like the Aztec pyramids are actually aliens.
[03:36:52]  And I'm like, this is fucking dumb.
[03:36:53]  And these maps fucking suck.
[03:36:55]  And they're way too big.
[03:36:56]  And they're the same shit.
[03:36:58]  I hated Path of XL2.
[03:37:00]  To be honest with you, Path of XL1 was better before they added the chapters after chapter 3 because it was better when it ended after Dominus.
[03:37:10]  And then they added like a butthole monster.
[03:37:12]  There's like two separate butthole monsters in their entire acts where you just crawl through a giant monster's asshole.
[03:37:20]  And it's stupid.
[03:37:22]  I don't know.
[03:37:22]  I was just saying I didn't like Path of XL2.
[03:37:25]  It's like half done.
[03:37:26]  I don't give a shit.
[03:37:27]  The Aztec maps fucking suck.
[03:37:29]  I hate Aztecs.
[03:37:30]  Citrus Addict for one says, celebrate based Aryan culture and have a happy era litha, wishing everyone a comfy bona fide and many open roasted fire meats.
[03:37:40]  I'm assuming that's a solstice thing.
[03:37:42]  Thank you.
[03:37:43]  Dark Western for five says, do not laminate your inward past or it becomes invalid.

=== Over Socialized Convictions Cause Pain (03:02) ===

[03:37:50]  This is a reference to how I burned my social security card because my grandfather laminated it and you're not supposed to do that.
[03:37:57]  Saxon Bear for five says, it's hard to decide on the Iran-Israel conflict.
[03:38:01]  I just hope both sides have fun.
[03:38:03]  At the end of the day, that's really the only thing that matters.
[03:38:06]  We're only here for a limited amount of time, so I gotta have fun.
[03:38:09]  Citrus Addict for One says, some Mexican taco gibberish.
[03:38:13]  Thank you.
[03:38:14]  Indomitable for two says, search Sing Truck Crash and see how many different fatal crashes Indians have caused in every state to port SARS.
[03:38:21]  If you follow me on Twitter, I retweet this anti-immigrant trucker account, and they're really awesome because they retweet basically every time an Indian with a illegally obtained CDL kills somebody on the streets.
[03:38:36]  And our government is basically just mass importing fucking Jeets and giving them CDLs so that they can kill us on the road.
[03:38:42]  Indians are fucking dangerous lunatic drivers.
[03:38:44]  They don't belong in the streets.
[03:38:45]  I don't understand.
[03:38:47]  I honestly think people need to go out of their way to write their representatives and say, we do not want immigrants.
[03:38:52]  We don't want immigrants.
[03:38:53]  We don't want legal immigrants.
[03:38:54]  We don't want H-1B immigrants.
[03:38:56]  We don't want illegal immigrants.
[03:38:57]  Fuck them all.
[03:38:57]  Like, even if you have like a Democratic senator, just like Brightham, I feel like we just have to annoy people and say, I don't fucking want immigrants.
[03:39:04]  Sex and Bear for One says, and by the way, the alternative is to do nothing and to lose anyways.
[03:39:08]  So, you know, if your options are to do nothing and be lazy and complacent and lose or do something that amounts to nothing, you might as well just do something and amount to nothing.
[03:39:16]  This is the positive polyengineering graph again.
[03:39:19]  Do something and it works.
[03:39:21]  Well, then you win.
[03:39:21]  Do something and it doesn't work.
[03:39:23]  Well, that's the exact same thing as doing nothing and losing.
[03:39:25]  So you might as well just do something and see if it works.
[03:39:28]  Saxon Bear for One says, the positions of the left are so far detached from the interests of healthy, normal people that any of the points they make, any of the rage they feel cannot make me care.
[03:39:35]  It's just over.
[03:39:36]  Yeah, they are over socialized.
[03:39:40]  If you've not read Dr. Theodore Kaczynski's book, you should read it because it covers this concept of the over-socialized.
[03:39:50]  And it just sums up the progressive mind to a T, where it's like your interests are detached from you, from your family, from your offspring, from your country.
[03:40:00]  And the only thing that matters is appeasing the people in your immediate circle.
[03:40:04]  And that's why it's so important that they control speech.
[03:40:06]  Because once those things stop becoming popular in mainstream narratives, then it immediately loses all of its power because the only thing that people care about is looking good to people.
[03:40:16]  And that's why you have to loudly shout them down and just be like, no, that's fucking gay, bro.
[03:40:20]  That's fucking gay.
[03:40:21]  The shit you believe, that's fucking gay.
[03:40:22]  Don't make no fucking sense.
[03:40:23]  That's like faggot dick sucking shit.
[03:40:25]  Because that like physically, it causes them physical pain.
[03:40:29]  Hearing somebody disagree with your political opinions causes physical pain, more so to the oversocialized than anybody else.
[03:40:36]  If you're not 100% convinced of your own convictions, then you don't care, then you will feel pain when people disagree with you.
[03:40:43]  And when you have no convictions and just care about what people tell you to care about, then you will feel the most pain.
[03:40:48]  So inflict pain on people by loudly disagreeing with them at all times.

=== Inflict Pain By Loud Disagreement Always (16:05) ===

[03:40:52]  Docs found for five says the precise moment of the solstice, the maximum point of Earth wobble will be 10:42 p.m. Eastern Time tonight or 3.42 GMT tomorrow morning.
[03:41:02]  That's nice.
[03:41:04]  Enjoy your sunlight chat, child, because it's going bye-bye.
[03:41:09]  Your sunlight's going bye-bye after today.
[03:41:12]  Moon Chads will continue to win.
[03:41:15]  Moon Chads rising.
[03:41:16]  Night is coming, stalker.
[03:41:18]  Breadwash for one says, News hamster.
[03:41:21]  Too late.
[03:41:22]  Carnova for one or five says, Noel, you have to watch season two of the rehearsal in HBO.
[03:41:28]  It's all about the mental health of airline pilots.
[03:41:32]  I mean, I was just asking a question.
[03:41:34]  The mental health of airline pilots was not really like a significant interest of mine.
[03:41:38]  I don't know.
[03:41:39]  I don't know if I'll ever have time to watch anything ever.
[03:41:42]  Breadwash for five says, Thank you for bringing the hamster out of the unemployment line.
[03:41:45]  You're welcome.
[03:41:46]  Seek a low there for seven says, is it possible to get the Rakata body cam by having the sheriff who blocked the release replaced?
[03:41:55]  Theoretically, if he was replaced and his successor decided that it was of public interest to release the footage, yes.
[03:42:02]  Otherwise, it has to be a party to the footage.
[03:42:06]  John Do Darius for five says, great audio.
[03:42:08]  When will the ambulance find you, Great Stream 10 at 10?
[03:42:11]  Thank you.
[03:42:11]  I appreciate it.
[03:42:11]  I don't know.
[03:42:12]  I'm trying to keep those ambulances at bay.
[03:42:15]  Bunker Housing for five says, Did you not used to play RuneScape?
[03:42:18]  Did you steal this guy's monies?
[03:42:21]  I don't watch videos for less than 10 because otherwise it holds up the stream.
[03:42:24]  RuneScape story, dumbest mistake I ever met.
[03:42:26]  Instead of watching that, I'll just give you my own recount.
[03:42:29]  I worked very hard as a young child to afford an iron body plate.
[03:42:35]  And then somebody told, it was my most valuable possession.
[03:42:38]  It was the only piece of armor I had because I had to sell my other armor to get this iron body plate.
[03:42:43]  And then someone told me that if I press, if I drop my plate on the ground and press Alt F4, it would duplicate.
[03:42:50]  And I thought, well, what's the harm of doing that?
[03:42:52]  Now, I'm just pressing, but I'll just pick it back up if I if it doesn't work.
[03:42:57]  And then I did, little did I know that that closes your browser.
[03:43:01]  Unless you can scramble to log in fast enough, it will become visible underneath you where you logged out of, and they will pick up your items.
[03:43:08]  And I lost my iron plate.
[03:43:11]  Tragic.
[03:43:12]  Brianna Wu, Hyper Bimbo for two says, Clarence Thomas would go years without talking in oral arguments.
[03:43:17]  He only became comparatively less shy after they have to have hearings over Zoom.
[03:43:21]  He was able to overcome his social anxiety.
[03:43:24]  That is funny.
[03:43:25]  I did not know that.
[03:43:26]  David S877 for five says, speaking of charities not doing anything, when can we give money?
[03:43:31]  Any other updates?
[03:43:31]  I'm working on that literally this week.
[03:43:33]  We should have a way to buy memberships.
[03:43:35]  The way it's going to have to work is that to not scare the payment processor off, there's going to be a limit of 30 memberships per month for the foreseeable future.
[03:43:43]  And then I'll increase it at some point.
[03:43:46]  Indians are stinky.
[03:43:47]  For 10 says, remember all, do not allow current events to distract you from the stinky Indian minister.
[03:43:51]  Please, SARS, do not redeem H-1B visas.
[03:43:53]  Do redeem deportation orders.
[03:43:54]  Base and true.
[03:43:55]  Thank you.
[03:43:56]  Like Rose for five says, Rip Katz, we'll all miss your cat artwork shit posting and leather working.
[03:44:01]  He was a delightful member of the community.
[03:44:03]  R.I.P. Humble Guardsman for one says, My wife got a tattoo after I married her.
[03:44:07]  What do I do?
[03:44:09]  I guess you're just fucked then.
[03:44:11]  Sneeta Stanney for five says, Josh, once again, advancing uppercase I internet culture for free by laughing at fat furry trunes using pacifiers.
[03:44:19]  Also, repeat after me, Appalachian.
[03:44:22]  I see, I see.
[03:44:23]  I didn't even say Appalachia the stream.
[03:44:25]  What are you crazy about?
[03:44:27]  Amir Al-Qaesadiyah Ibn Fahida for two says, Josh, have you ever had any trouble manifesting abundance recently?
[03:44:32]  I have noticed the abundance of annoying advertisements on Rumble recently.
[03:44:35]  I have zero, zero control over the advertising on Rumble.
[03:44:42]  Because I am a monetized account, my videos are monetized.
[03:44:45]  And because my videos are monetized, they run their own ad system on them.
[03:44:48]  You cannot turn them off.
[03:44:50]  You cannot decrease their frequency.
[03:44:51]  You cannot set when.
[03:44:53]  It's just how it is on Rumble.
[03:44:55]  Dark Weston for 5 says, that was Scrapper Steve of the King Cobra JFS Cinematic Universe and the furry pacifier pick.
[03:45:02]  Furry Pacifier Pick Small World.
[03:45:04]  How the fuck do you reckon?
[03:45:06]  How do you know that off the top of your head?
[03:45:08]  That's funny.
[03:45:09]  Tag me in the, if that's not known, tag me into the King Cobra thread.
[03:45:12]  That's funny.
[03:45:13]  Logistical Nightmare for 5 says, where's slab power when you need a furry question answer?
[03:45:17]  Who knows?
[03:45:18]  Who knows where he is?
[03:45:20]  Space Allen for $50 says ham jam.
[03:45:22]  And to the surprise of everybody, there is in fact a ham jam in the super chat because yesterday I actually took the time to fix the issue chat.
[03:45:32]  And now the emotes work for Rumble again because Rumble does everything fucking possible to make scraping information from their site as painful as humanly fucking possible.
[03:45:40]  So it takes great pains to actually get that shit to work.
[03:45:43]  Thank you.
[03:45:44]  Awaken 34 for 2 says on the topic of Nexus, just use Bond DB.
[03:45:47]  You don't need to log in to download.
[03:45:49]  They don't throw your download speeds.
[03:45:50]  The advertising isn't even half as intrusive.
[03:45:53]  Unkind Air Force says, turning players into pairs.
[03:45:56]  That's right.
[03:45:56]  That's the best kind of turning.
[03:45:58]  Anime Extremist for 2 says, just got here.
[03:46:00]  I changed my profile pic since you and chat decided to bully me for having a anime Finboy avatar last stream.
[03:46:06]  I hope you're happy, TBF.
[03:46:07]  I didn't know it was a Finboy.
[03:46:08]  I just googled Anime Girl.
[03:46:10]  Well, you know what?
[03:46:10]  If you're involved in a hobby and the first thing that you see for Anime Girl is a boy, it's probably bad.
[03:46:20]  That image you're using is definitely etchy.
[03:46:24]  You're getting fucking close there, brother.
[03:46:26]  Awaken 34 for 2 says, and last I knew they don't take down mods just because of some political nonsense.
[03:46:32]  Bro, you're like drunk.
[03:46:34]  It's more popular for stuff, mainly Bethesda titles.
[03:46:39]  Unkinds here for five says, are you going to buy Nexus mods after you buy for Affinity?
[03:46:43]  Think of all the passive income from irresponsible retards.
[03:46:45]  That's a great idea.
[03:46:47]  I should put my money together.
[03:46:49]  Beniplex for 5 says, Happy Friday, Josh.
[03:46:51]  Are you my favorite non-slop always?
[03:46:53]  What's new, dude?
[03:46:54]  I'm thinking of buying a new car, and I was gonna be a Xena one.
[03:46:57]  Total Euro car death for pricing me out the name in the name of Eco.
[03:47:02]  Um, a Sheena one, a Chinese car.
[03:47:06]  Just don't buy Indian.
[03:47:07]  It's the only thing I ask of you.
[03:47:08]  Don't buy Indian, don't support India.
[03:47:10]  Don't endorse anything Indian.
[03:47:12]  Uh, Hydrofloro Olafin for one says, My dad's birthday is unironically June 19th.
[03:47:18]  I be love being white.
[03:47:20]  Me too.
[03:47:21]  Funny that.
[03:47:22]  Mad Archive 505 for two says, Josh, happy pizza day.
[03:47:26]  When do we get a Hoi 4 stream?
[03:47:27]  Never.
[03:47:28]  I don't plan on streaming Hoi 4.
[03:47:30]  Anime Streamers for 2 says, I'm kind of a coffee connoisseur.
[03:47:33]  I don't drink goy slop like Folgers or Maxwell House.
[03:47:35]  I just had to try your recommendation.
[03:47:36]  I'm Cafe Bustello.
[03:47:37]  Oh my God, that was a great coffee and really affordable.
[03:47:39]  Thank you.
[03:47:39]  You're welcome.
[03:47:41]  Fart Empire for $15 says, Knickers, Knickers, NHH.
[03:47:44]  I don't know what that means.
[03:47:45]  Thank you.
[03:47:46]  Def Donna Fed 2001 for 2 says, this guy's insane.
[03:47:49]  He was crazy from the start like three years ago.
[03:47:51]  And I've seen this idiot on VRC.
[03:47:53]  Make sure to post about it on the Kiwi Farms.
[03:47:55]  There's like a high school reunion for all his friends dumping ass on him.
[03:48:01]  Nicholas DiOreo, Super Soldier for 15, says there's no such thing as a VTuber fan who is not a freak.
[03:48:06]  There's like there's no thing as a non-freak furry.
[03:48:08]  If you are into this shit, reevaluate your life before you end up on an Alex Rosen stream.
[03:48:13]  Wow.
[03:48:14]  Pretty, pretty, pretty harsh words there.
[03:48:17]  Thank you.
[03:48:18]  Sergeant Lizard Fist for 5 says, a thread for VR chat would be pretty good.
[03:48:21]  There's tons of communities and degenerates who have huge histories on there.
[03:48:25]  Bro, that sounds cursed.
[03:48:26]  I'm going to be real with you.
[03:48:28]  Sneak Tricker for 2 says, I drove to Canada the other day.
[03:48:30]  There are so many Jeets, Sikhs, and Burka-wearing Sand people there.
[03:48:33]  Plus, so many of them were speaking their native languages, even more so than here in the States.
[03:48:37]  I fucking hate that.
[03:48:38]  I hate being in public.
[03:48:39]  Like, I saw an African family, like, straight out of fucking Africa, and they were speaking like Igbo to each other.
[03:48:45]  I'm like, what the fuck is this shit doing in my country?
[03:48:47]  Like, get the fuck out of here.
[03:48:49]  The Ice Cream Man for 20 says, how much is the parasocial internet friend, lowercase internet friend, super buried tier?
[03:48:56]  There is none.
[03:48:57]  You just do what feels right.
[03:48:59]  And hopefully that's a lot, basically.
[03:49:02]  Thank you.
[03:49:03]  It's Red Cap for 5 says, my fiancé followed Elijah Miller.
[03:49:07]  She says he became a fan from Anna Valen's smear pieces on Kershaw and on Vice.
[03:49:12]  Dude's insane.
[03:49:13]  Probably has a skewed image of Kersha and Pippa.
[03:49:15]  I don't know, man.
[03:49:17]  Do I have a skewed view of Kersha and Pippa?
[03:49:19]  I've watched clips of them talking.
[03:49:20]  That's what I base my opinions on.
[03:49:23]  Nat Archive 505 for 2 says, Josh's three-person friend circle includes Harden PPP and Foodie Beauty.
[03:49:29]  Not quite.
[03:49:30]  Smooligan 2 for 5 says, Kid Bannett's fiancé left him after they're together for three years.
[03:49:34]  Oh, nice.
[03:49:35]  Let's see this.
[03:49:37]  June 12th, how does this not get featured?
[03:49:40]  One of the hardest trials of my life is learning to love ourselves while carrying the ache of loving someone who does not feel the same.
[03:49:46]  I fucking hate romance dog.
[03:49:48]  I'm in my feels.
[03:49:49]  Send memes.
[03:49:51]  So this was him being proposed or proposing to Death Core Deity.
[03:49:56]  That is him with super mega chinky filters cranked up to 11, which is why he looks Chinese.
[03:50:02]  Rewatching praise someone an alien predator kick and I see Tabe versus a Xenomorph.
[03:50:08]  That's just quotes from their messages.
[03:50:11]  So I guess he proposed them three years later.
[03:50:13]  They just decided not to.
[03:50:14]  I mean, it's a tranny marriage, so it doesn't really have any purpose, anyways.
[03:50:17]  Can't feel too bad about it.
[03:50:19]  Piml Festa for one says, I'm two hours late and I hope the stream is not gay.
[03:50:22]  It was not gay.
[03:50:23]  Baldo Peggins for five says, Josh, if you've ever gotten the Maddie RV, you could have rolled up to the IP2 RVs doing one of their weird RV stream feats.
[03:50:31]  Fast, imagine the content.
[03:50:32]  Yeah, that sounds like hell on earth, brother.
[03:50:34]  Zent Seppa for one says, Josh, can you not be a foot fat?
[03:50:36]  We get it.
[03:50:37]  You like feet.
[03:50:37]  Thank you, Josh.
[03:50:38]  I didn't want to enjoy my coffee anyway.
[03:50:39]  Hey, I'm not the one posting diabetes feet on the internet.
[03:50:43]  Citrus Addict for one says, cool on six for creating evidence that intends harm on top of being mentally ill with those chaos magic smucklevids.
[03:50:51]  I mean, it's not a crime to wish harm on somebody, really.
[03:50:55]  Dox found for five says, regarding the warlock, in a lot of places, you literally cannot post your own bail no matter how much money you have.
[03:51:01]  You have to get someone else to do it.
[03:51:02]  It's like that where I live.
[03:51:03]  I did not know that.
[03:51:04]  I imagine you can just get like a bail bondsman, though.
[03:51:07]  That's why those exist, right?
[03:51:09]  Colliadante for $20 says, horse divorce is when your horse equestrians herself from you.
[03:51:18]  That's funny.
[03:51:19]  I get it.
[03:51:19]  Thank you.
[03:51:20]  Snake Cricket for 2 says, on some good news, I've lost over 20 pounds in the past two months of eating less and exercising.
[03:51:26]  For those who find it hard, you can do it.
[03:51:27]  It took me 10 years to do so.
[03:51:28]  By the way, you should get a Ruger 1022.
[03:51:32]  I don't think so.
[03:51:33]  I think those are like antique, right?
[03:51:36]  Yeah, it's just Seiko, bro.
[03:51:37]  The Ice Cream Man for 20 says, Christ 6 really is a turbofag, dude.
[03:51:41]  He's seen at least two up close.
[03:51:44]  Probably.
[03:51:46]  Thank you.
[03:51:47]  Fatty Catty for 5 says, I demand locals' content.
[03:51:49]  I'm also working on a write-up of how our wife is a disgusting slut and both Nick and our whores are vile humans.
[03:51:55]  Nick was vile on camera.
[03:51:56]  She was vile in the hido lobby.
[03:51:58]  Okay, bro.
[03:51:59]  I'm looking forward to it.
[03:52:01]  Daily reminder that Fatty Catty is an incel Jew.
[03:52:03]  Monero Monkey for $51 says, Hey, Josh, hope you have a good week.
[03:52:07]  Looking forward to this VOD this evening.
[03:52:09]  Oh, and happy Juneteenth, my nigga, Ray's Black Fist emoji.
[03:52:13]  Happy Juneteenth to you too.
[03:52:15]  Have a good one, bro.
[03:52:16]  I hope you enjoy the vibe.
[03:52:18]  Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, Section 230 mentioned trying to get a good book of our favorite GG lowercase J journalist Taylor Lorenz.
[03:52:26]  No, I'm not.
[03:52:28]  She sucks.
[03:52:30]  Thank you.
[03:52:31]  The Ice Green Man for 20 says, Ethan's a fag, but he's suing bigger fags.
[03:52:34]  So please give us your best Suffa directed to all those nerds.
[03:52:37]  Thank you.
[03:52:38]  Suffa, Arabs.
[03:52:39]  Suffa, fake Muslims on Twitch.
[03:52:42]  Suffa, busted crusty hoe.
[03:52:45]  Thank you.
[03:52:45]  Always, Mr. No for 10 says, is anyone surprised that Jude's weapon of choice when attacking his opponents is money?
[03:52:51]  I mean, it's a working strategy.
[03:52:53]  Basically, throughout history, the side that wins is the side that has the most money to throw at it.
[03:52:58]  Unless you're the United States and Afghanistan.
[03:53:01]  Stito for one says, Josh, say, whoa, buddy.
[03:53:04]  I said that when it happened.
[03:53:05]  Awakened 34 for one says, that's the authentic band clip.
[03:53:07]  It's got to be the most embarrassing moment of both his and his father's life.
[03:53:10]  I don't think that's even close to truth for him.
[03:53:12]  Citrus addict for one says, male porn addicts know the least about female anatomy compared to any other demographic.
[03:53:16]  Oh, the irony chat.
[03:53:18]  I don't know what that's a reference to.
[03:53:19]  I guess Fuda.
[03:53:21]  Colliodante for 20 says, is the immortal words in the immortal words of the angry video game nerd were the balls on the dick.
[03:53:27]  No, not where the balls on the dick.
[03:53:30]  We are.
[03:53:31]  We are the balls in the dick.
[03:53:33]  That's the school bus driver was saying that he was at the bottom of the totem pole.
[03:53:37]  The balls on the dick at the bottom.
[03:53:39]  Thank you.
[03:53:43]  By the way, people have been spurting at me about fucking Andy Worski.
[03:53:45]  I guess that's why he's up to.
[03:53:47]  I don't read his super chats because he's creepy.
[03:53:49]  Vordier for five says, this is where the balls go.
[03:53:52]  Then there is a picture.
[03:53:54]  And I don't.
[03:53:55]  And this appears to be like an inverse fooda where the vagina is on top of the balls.
[03:54:00]  It's like a drawing from the whitest kid you know.
[03:54:02]  It's a very weird.
[03:54:03]  It's a picture from the whitest kid you know.
[03:54:06]  I'll just say that.
[03:54:07]  Rich White Poster for 10 says, accidentally slept in through most of the stream, woke up to ball cancer.
[03:54:11]  Good stream so far.
[03:54:12]  LOL.
[03:54:12]  Thank you.
[03:54:13]  I appreciate it.
[03:54:13]  Enjoy ball cancer.
[03:54:15]  Druby, 82 for 2 says, afternoon, Josh, does the existence of Peto Bear mean there exists Jerry Bear?
[03:54:21]  I think so.
[03:54:22]  There's like an entire roster of Peto Bear associates.
[03:54:25]  Humble Grasman for one says, even Martin Luther begged in the streets as a monk.
[03:54:30]  I don't know what's a reference to.
[03:54:31]  Pancake Lichador for two says, null.
[03:54:33]  Don't ask questions you don't answer to.
[03:54:35]  Have a good one.
[03:54:36]  Oh, with the food on?
[03:54:37]  Yeah, okay.
[03:54:38]  The uncredited for five says, turning up super late.
[03:54:40]  Reround to the start and have no idea what you're talking about right now.
[03:54:42]  Here's some money for the only worthwhile stream on the web, Josh Rocks.
[03:54:45]  Thank you.
[03:54:46]  Thank you.
[03:54:46]  Such kind words.
[03:54:47]  Amir al-Qasidiya ibn Fahida for one says, Instead of having watermarks only having the Kiwi logo, can we get them to actually say the Kiwi farms to attract more site traffic?
[03:54:55]  I am not doing anything watermark related.
[03:54:58]  It's not enforced.
[03:54:59]  I don't have a preference.
[03:55:00]  I'm not asking people to do it or not to do it.
[03:55:03]  There's a thread to discuss it if you want to discuss the watermarks post there.
[03:55:07]  The ice cream man for 10 says, Keys H was a good poster and presumably a good man or woman or something else of his choosing.
[03:55:13]  Press F in chat.
[03:55:14]  Press F for Keys H. He'll come back one day.
[03:55:16]  He's still out there.
[03:55:17]  Thank you.
[03:55:18]  David Lamy for one says, Come to England.
[03:55:20]  No.
[03:55:20]  Lelanthia for 10 says, thanks, Josh.
[03:55:22]  Ham Jam, Orthodox emoji.
[03:55:23]  Can you show chat the cross I showed you on X if you want?
[03:55:27]  I would have to pull it up.
[03:55:28]  The guy is a silversmith and he sent a picture of a silver necklace cross that he had made.
[03:55:35]  It was actually quite ornate and very well done.
[03:55:37]  Thank you.
[03:55:39]  Haramberger for two says, is your body looking as good as your office space?
[03:55:42]  Drop the pizza crust and pick up the kettlebell fatty.
[03:55:45]  Otherwise, this was your most quotable show.
[03:55:46]  Good job.
[03:55:47]  Thank you.
[03:55:47]  Spingle Cat for two says, the no king shit was gay as fuck.
[03:55:51]  And then there is a Reddit lies post.
[03:55:54]  And this appears to be a Star Wars LARPer in person.
[03:55:58]  No Kings, don't make GI robot question if you're a Nazi.
[03:56:01]  Oh, is that a reference to Dustborn?
[03:56:07]  That looks like the robot from fucking Dustborn.
[03:56:09]  If you're making references to Dustborn, your fucking movement's dead.
[03:56:12]  Always, Mr. No for two says, somebody should ask Ralph when he comes on Jim's grave if it's going to be thinking of Josh's penis.
[03:56:18]  I don't think I want the answer to that.
[03:56:19]  Hyper Ninja for 4 says, did you hear about Johnny Redcorn's VA catching a bullet mid-fight with a literal neighbor at the beginning of the month?
[03:56:25]  Great stream.
[03:56:26]  Thank you.
[03:56:27]  I did.
[03:56:27]  For some reason, I didn't cue that up.
[03:56:29]  It was a weird story.
[03:56:30]  Basically, John Redcorn from King of the Hill was shot dead.
[03:56:33]  And as it turns out, he was married to a tranny, a puner.
[03:56:38]  And the puner tried to say that this was like racial violence or homophobic violence.
[03:56:43]  And it was like a black guy.
[03:56:45]  So it was really weird.
[03:56:46]  A really weird story.
[03:56:48]  Pancake Luchador for 5 says, Matthew 7.3 says, Why do you look at a speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

=== Meta Cancer Thing With Aliens Jeets (06:38) ===

[03:56:57]  Maybe Cog should worry about himself first.
[03:57:00]  I agree.
[03:57:00]  I think Cog should probably look inwards before criticizing Ethan Ralph.
[03:57:05]  Red Eyes Black Dragon for 2 says, just reminder that Ghost Politics is a colossal brony.
[03:57:09]  So I've heard.
[03:57:10]  Spingle Cat for 10 says, happy Juneteenth Nagas, Nygas.
[03:57:14]  And there's a cat box.
[03:57:16]  Hey, chat, come on.
[03:57:17]  Oh.
[03:57:18]  Hey, chat, come on down to Detroit Dodge.
[03:57:20]  If you buy a Hellcat this month, you get a shyest D mask and a bucket of KFC, but come quick.
[03:57:24]  Demand is high.
[03:57:26]  I guess there's a...
[03:57:27]  Hey, chat, come on down to Detroit Dodge.
[03:57:29]  If you buy a Hellcat this month.
[03:57:31]  I guess I didn't, I've never even heard of a Dodge Hellcat.
[03:57:34]  I know there's a Challenger and the Charger, right?
[03:57:37]  Is a Hellcat like a third?
[03:57:40]  Fun fact, my uncle once, I think he bought a Dodge Challenger.
[03:57:46]  And my mom and I, this is like many, many years ago, but I was like a teenager still.
[03:57:54]  We drove up and he had this Dodge Challenger.
[03:57:58]  And my mom says, did you get a new car?
[03:58:00]  I said, yes.
[03:58:01]  He's like, didn't you know that the Challenger is a black people car?
[03:58:04]  And he looked so disappointed.
[03:58:06]  And he's like, yes, I've been told that we say drug dealer car up here, not black people car.
[03:58:13]  And then he immediately sold that.
[03:58:17]  This is a true story.
[03:58:21]  Okay.
[03:58:23]  The okay, next.
[03:58:26]  My hamster is the turf for one says, Guy on Tinder taught me what Mississippi, Mississippi Windshime is green flag.
[03:58:33]  I have no fucking idea what that is.
[03:58:35]  Sorry.
[03:58:36]  Kole Dante for 20 says, watching a Kurzgasak video about Korea's aging population recently.
[03:58:41]  And I was waiting for him to suggest importing Infinity Apes.
[03:58:43]  Almost fell out of my chair in shock when he said that it was a bad idea.
[03:58:48]  I've watched a couple Kurtz Gazakt videos and they're quite good.
[03:58:53]  I would actually, if you've never seen one or if you're just bored and went some YouTube slop, watch his video on fentanyl.
[03:59:00]  It's really interesting.
[03:59:02]  And it's a very effective anti-drug PSA, I think.
[03:59:06]  Thank you.
[03:59:07]  Brillo Furman for two says, nothing.
[03:59:08]  Thank you.
[03:59:09]  Haramberger for two says, don't lie, you banned keys and didn't like cats.
[03:59:11]  Probably blame the DM chains on them.
[03:59:13]  You stink, apologize, and get a life.
[03:59:14]  No.
[03:59:15]  Citrus Act for one says, for clarification, the kitty kitten re-rescued is down in her forever home.
[03:59:19]  That's for pet sakes rescue coordinated with us to get her to.
[03:59:21]  She's happily spurging in a pile of blankets daily.
[03:59:24]  And Citrus Act for one says, Taco Jibber, Super Chat Translation.
[03:59:27]  If you can read this, get out of my country.
[03:59:28]  Base.
[03:59:30]  Niggas for three says, I saw no kings protest, and there was a faggot flying a non-binary flag.
[03:59:35]  Gay shit I've ever seen.
[03:59:36]  That's pretty fucking gay.
[03:59:37]  Awakened 34 for 2 says, a suggestion, the way I find time to watch shows is well, and I'm at my computer gaming for me, but in your case, work, it's a pretty good way to go through shows like The Wire.
[03:59:47]  I just listen to music.
[03:59:48]  If I played a show, I would be distracted by it.
[03:59:50]  Haramberger for two says, were you ever chat enough to get an Abby Whip fat boy?
[03:59:54]  I don't know what that is.
[03:59:55]  Sneedo for one says, Josh is going to buy this Switch, buy this watch, and then it's an old Bay watch.
[04:00:01]  No, I do not need an old Bay watch, bro.
[04:00:03]  Brozax Bill for two says, do you listen to Night Owl's X Space?
[04:00:06]  I saw that you followed Nightmare Vision on Twitter.
[04:00:09]  No, I did not.
[04:00:10]  Sorry.
[04:00:11]  Space Allen for $50 says, thank you for fixing ham jam.
[04:00:14]  You're welcome.
[04:00:15]  Thank you very much.
[04:00:16]  I appreciate it.
[04:00:17]  I did it for you, buddy.
[04:00:18]  I did it for you.
[04:00:19]  Awakened 34 for one says, I sound drunk because I use text-to-speech and I talk fast.
[04:00:24]  Let's slow down.
[04:00:25]  Citrus Hack for one says, Patty Catty, the incel Jew, use the Discord bot to notify him if other female users posted so he could harass us after we refuse to watch him newt.
[04:00:37]  That's funny.
[04:00:39]  Sneeto for 10 says, YouTube link.
[04:00:42]  Okay, let's see.
[04:00:44]  More you can't do this.
[04:00:46]  Old tan tree.
[04:00:48]  More, you can't do this.
[04:00:49]  Old tan treat.
[04:00:51]  Ow.
[04:00:53]  What's the appropriate reaction?
[04:00:54]  Ow, shit.
[04:00:57]  Okay.
[04:00:58]  Sneeto for one says, The Hellcat is a trim of the Charger and Challenger with the 707 horsepower engine.
[04:01:02]  Neighbors love them to run from the cops.
[04:01:05]  Luck with that.
[04:01:07]  Hyper Ninja for one says, I think a Mississippi wind chime is something you hang from a tree.
[04:01:11]  Oh, I see.
[04:01:12]  That makes more sense.
[04:01:13]  Thank you.
[04:01:14]  Very informative.
[04:01:15]  And Munker Housing for three says, check out Kurtzgazak video on great filter and Fermi paradox.
[04:01:21]  What's your favorite solution to the Fermi paradox?
[04:01:23]  I forgot what that is.
[04:01:24]  Is the Fermi paradox the one about cancer?
[04:01:27]  I think if it's the one about the cancer, I've watched that and that is a great video.
[04:01:31]  I'm going to assume it's the one about the cancer because it's the only one that I can think of.
[04:01:36]  I think that it's not that big animals have better immune system.
[04:01:40]  I think that it's a meta-cancer thing.
[04:01:42]  I think that the cancer gets cancer because it's unstable and it dies out.
[04:01:45]  And the same way, talk about metaparasites.
[04:01:47]  We got metaparasite, metaparasite, metaparasite, cog that is a leech and upon a leech, upon a leech, upon a leech.
[04:01:54]  I think that the cancer also gets cancer.
[04:01:56]  And I observe this in my real reality, by the way.
[04:02:00]  The Kiwi Farms frequently get splinters, right?
[04:02:03]  Where people who are disgruntled at me make their own sites and they see about me off-site forever.
[04:02:08]  But these sites also get their own splinters and then they dox each other.
[04:02:12]  And I never have to do anything or think about it or care about it.
[04:02:15]  And I've always related this to a meta-cancer.
[04:02:19]  The Kiwi Farms cancer is Kiwi Farms is a big whale, right?
[04:02:22]  And gets cancer.
[04:02:23]  And then that cancer gets cancer.
[04:02:25]  I see it happening in real life.
[04:02:26]  So I think that that's the answer.
[04:02:27]  That's why whales don't get cancer.
[04:02:29]  Oh, it's about aliens from space.
[04:02:31]  Okay, I do know that one.
[04:02:32]  It's the one where it's like, why do aliens, why haven't we encountered aliens?
[04:02:39]  And it must be that either it doesn't exist or they're just watching us or they should have contacted us by now or something like that.
[04:02:48]  I don't know.
[04:02:49]  I don't really care.
[04:02:50]  See, that's the cancer paradox is much more interesting to me because cancer is real and I care about it, where it's just like, oh, I don't know.
[04:02:58]  I don't give a shit.
[04:02:59]  Unless the aliens are going to get rid of all the fucking Indians and Mexicans in my country, I don't give a shit about them.
[04:03:05]  Okay.
[04:03:06]  I'm a very one-track mind kind of person.
[04:03:09]  If the aliens are going to get rid of the fucking Jeets, then I give a shit.
[04:03:12]  And they're not going to, if they're just going to sit up there in a fucking spaceship and watch it, I don't give a fuck.
[04:03:17]  But if we're going to start talking about getting rid of the Jeets, then we can talk to the aliens.
[04:03:21]  And I'll start giving a fuck about why they're not contacting us.
[04:03:25]  I don't know.
[04:03:27]  Here, I'll give the most satisfying answer.
[04:03:31]  It's because we were created in God's image and there are no aliens because we're divine sparks.

=== Gravy Rainbow Takes You To Space (03:25) ===

[04:03:36]  Okay.
[04:03:36]  There you go.
[04:03:38]  There's no paradox.
[04:03:39]  There's nothing out there but space dust and sadness shit.
[04:03:42]  Humbleguardsman for one says the crab shacks are full of anime.
[04:03:45]  Please help.
[04:03:46]  Oh, okay.
[04:03:47]  And Awakened 34 for one says, the Fermi paradox about the idea that we're all left in the game universe.
[04:03:51]  Okay.
[04:03:52]  I covered this.
[04:03:53]  Okay.
[04:03:55]  Why can I not get rid of the thing though?
[04:03:58]  Okay, the overlay is like broken, I think.
[04:04:00]  I cannot get rid of it.
[04:04:02]  If I clicked on this, there we go.
[04:04:04]  There we go.
[04:04:05]  Now it's gone.
[04:04:06]  Okay.
[04:04:07]  Ciao.
[04:04:10]  That's it.
[04:04:11]  I'm done.
[04:04:13]  I found this song.
[04:04:14]  If you're wondering, this is a very weird song.
[04:04:16]  I guess it fits for Pride Month.
[04:04:17]  I found this song while looking through old, old videos, like 14 plus-year-old videos that I had on my old YouTube liked list.
[04:04:24]  I think I might have played it on stream once before, but I don't give a shit.
[04:04:27]  It's a really funny song.
[04:04:28]  It was definitely ahead of its time.
[04:04:30]  I'll just phrase it like that.
[04:04:32]  And I'll see you guys next Friday or whenever I stream again, I'll let you know.
[04:04:39]  Probably next Friday.
[04:04:41]  Take it easy.
[04:04:43]  Have a nice week.
[04:04:45]  Bye-bye.
[04:05:19]  Gravy rainbow takes you to space.
[04:05:22]  And they'll drop you off in some other place.
[04:05:26]  It's like a place.
[04:05:29]  They gotta be Bunny, baby, see just me and you and grow some dreams.
[04:05:55]  We'll have a baby on the gravy rainbow.
[04:05:59]  Baby, baby, be fine tonight.
[04:06:02]  We'll take a flight and then we'll see the magic happens.

=== Baby On The Gravy Rainbow Flight (00:17) ===

[04:07:01]  I have, Phil Dovey, yes.
[04:07:04]  Sort of kind of changing.
[04:07:05]  What do you mean by pepperoni?
[04:07:07]  Like big, like big ones?
[04:07:11]  Like the areolas big?
[04:07:16]  Oh my god, it's a pizza.
[04:07:17]  Oh my god.
[04:07:19]  Oh my god.