Mad at the Internet - Local Beef
Aired: 2025-04-04
Duration: 04:15:38


=== UK Payment Processing Sanity (14:53) ===

[00:01:25]  A hate this so much so I can receive pay and live comfortably.
[00:01:33]  Got women hunting me, one of my company trying to pump me full of I stay level.
[00:01:38]  Recognize the devil when he messing with the rebel.
[00:01:41]  I'm old and metal, ready to bring it to him strong.
[00:01:43]  Rob stricklom, make sure my name lives on and lasts long.
[00:01:47]  Number one with every song, rock a mic phone, even if my sight gone.
[00:01:51]  Man, you're wrong.
[00:01:52]  Say you as hot as me.
[00:01:53]  Better chance in the lottery.
[00:01:56]  Make a mockery.
[00:01:57]  If you ain't bringing the real, lacking the skill, average running a meal, whatever you feel.
[00:02:02]  Homie, we can handle this.
[00:02:04]  get it on from the bricks back to los angeles we keep it going on shop y'all all right abruptly ends i was I was grooving to the music.
[00:02:19]  Had a nice flow.
[00:02:21]  Chat.
[00:02:22]  It is the end of March.
[00:02:24]  We are already four months into 2025.
[00:02:30]  Almost, well, actually, one quarter, a whole quarter of the entire year.
[00:02:38]  Gone already.
[00:02:42]  So that was, if you're only listening, that was a nice little remix video featuring content from someone named Zoe.
[00:02:49]  Today is a special episode.
[00:02:52]  I have in advance prepared an ensemble cast of content from the forum.
[00:02:59]  I have literally never once spoken about.
[00:03:03]  I have tried to assemble as many people as I reasonably think I can fit into a single episode.
[00:03:08]  And it's going to be very light touch introductions, kind of discovering things together.
[00:03:14]  I'm not an expert by any means on any of these people.
[00:03:16]  It's not like a Ralph.
[00:03:18]  It's not like a Ralph where I now know every detail about why he likes to stick his thumbs in people's assholes.
[00:03:25]  It is a, there are so many threads on the forum that so many people are very fond of that I just never try to look into because I don't know anything about them.
[00:03:33]  I'm going to try to break that today.
[00:03:35]  I'm going to try to break that today because today is a special day, chat.
[00:03:38]  Today is a shill day.
[00:03:41]  After a long time, I'm finally on locals.
[00:03:45]  And so because it is a significant risk on behalf of locals and because I have not had my gumroad money.
[00:03:54]  It's actually tragic because I factored in my gumroad money when I moved back to the United States.
[00:03:59]  So that part of my budget has just been gone for the last couple of months for a quarter of the year, mind you.
[00:04:05]  So if you want to go to, if you were a gumroad person or if you want to watch exclusive math internet stuff.
[00:04:13]  I'm going to try to commit to the once a month schedule moving forward.
[00:04:16]  Again, I was doing pretty good before I got banned from gunroad.
[00:04:20]  But it's madtheinternet.locals.com slash support for the monthly.
[00:04:23]  If you're on Rumble, you can click the join button below the video or you can go to m-at-t-i maddy.live slash donal to the top of the page.
[00:04:31]  I would like to see a full recovery of that page as quickly as possible just for my own personal fucking sanity because just to kind of get into it, one thing that happened that I was actually not really expecting for whatever reason, I guess because I am mentally handicapped, is that after a long period of waiting and filing tax documents and so on, we were denied for USIPS a payment processor.
[00:05:01]  I had contacted Antidote.
[00:05:03]  I gave them an abundance of information.
[00:05:06]  I gave them my personal records.
[00:05:08]  I even, I don't even have a webcam.
[00:05:09]  So I had to figure out how to take my personal camera I use for travel pictures and I figured out how to use it as a webcam to prove to them so I can do the goy shuffle in front of a real camera in front of a real person and prove to them that no really I'm a real human being and we were still denied for reasons unknown to me.
[00:05:29]  You can read the email.
[00:05:30]  It says thank you for considering antidote for the UCIPS.
[00:05:34]  Our underwriting team said go fuck yourself.
[00:05:36]  We are not able to provide details regarding underwriting decisions and no further information will be provided.
[00:05:41]  Thank you for considering antidote.
[00:05:42]  So back to square one, exactly where I am with every other payment processing solution.
[00:05:47]  How the fuck am I going to figure?
[00:05:48]  How am I even going to protest?
[00:05:51]  How am I going to lobby for change if I can't pay people?
[00:05:55]  If I can't receive money and pay people?
[00:05:57]  The answer is that I can't.
[00:05:58]  So as far as I'm concerned, this is now because this is a 501c4 with three people on the board that I have given them every fucking detail.
[00:06:07]  I've given every government organization every single fucking detail of my person being.
[00:06:12]  And I was putting money where my mouth is and paid for this all up front, despite not making much money because my income is already tapered through other debanking regulations.
[00:06:20]  I'm still told to go fuck myself and no further information will be given.
[00:06:24]  So I don't usually ask this, but if you are on Twitter, I ask that you engage this message because they are going to see it because they have a small ass fucking Twitter account that they're active on to just, I don't know.
[00:06:34]  Maybe their decisions, we can't tell if this is a real organization or not.
[00:06:37]  Well, it fucking is.
[00:06:38]  And there's people who want to use it, but I don't know, man.
[00:06:42]  And I don't have like a list.
[00:06:44]  I picked Antidote because they back the gunrights.org site, which is like the most pro-gun conservative gun rights organization that is in the mainstream.
[00:06:54]  And I figured if they're doing the fucking NFL gun rights org people, they should be able to do us.
[00:06:58]  But now I think, and I think it's literally just because I submitted it.
[00:07:02]  I submitted it, my name's on it, and therefore I don't qualify for a bank account or I don't qualify for payment processing.
[00:07:09]  I honestly, like, it just makes me sick to my stomach.
[00:07:13]  I really hope that I get to see a day where every banker is brought to justice because this is treason at this point.
[00:07:19]  I think that this qualifies for domestic treason against the Constitution of the United States.
[00:07:25]  And they're in the in the government and the laws passed by the Congress, it prescribes a specific punishment for treason against the Constitution of the United States.
[00:07:35]  So I honestly don't.
[00:07:38]  I just don't get it.
[00:07:39]  So if you know anything, if you have any experience in this realm, I got no clues.
[00:07:45]  Like, what do I do with this information?
[00:07:46]  Imagine this is literally where my situation is.
[00:07:48]  Imagine that you are cut off from something.
[00:07:52]  Just imagine how frustrating this would be with any fucking thing that anything happens in your life and you're told the answer is no, we will not explain goodbye.
[00:08:01]  Just for anything.
[00:08:02]  Imagine if you ordered a fucking pizza and the guy call the manager of the pizza place, Pizza Hut, calls you and says, We're canceling your order.
[00:08:09]  And you're like, why?
[00:08:10]  Like, we can't explain.
[00:08:10]  Click.
[00:08:11]  That's it.
[00:08:12]  Imagine how fucking angry you would be over a pizza.
[00:08:14]  Now, imagine that's your job.
[00:08:16]  Now, imagine that's your fucking income.
[00:08:17]  Imagine that's your plans to go out and actually promote change.
[00:08:20]  That's where I'm at.
[00:08:21]  And I've been dealing with this for 10 fucking years and it's not gotten any better.
[00:08:24]  Trump's been in office for two fucking years.
[00:08:26]  Senator Tim Scott and the banking GOP has been had unilateral control over the entire fucking government for two fucking months.
[00:08:34]  And they had proposed one bill that isn't going to fucking do anything.
[00:08:38]  And I can't do anything about it.
[00:08:39]  I can't even, I can't even petition my government to redress my fucking grievances because I can't make enough money to pay somebody to petition the government to redress my fucking grievances.
[00:08:48]  So it's just, I don't know.
[00:08:50]  It's like sickening to my fucking stomach.
[00:08:53]  I don't want to like pop off on like a bad note.
[00:08:55]  This is supposed to be like a DS positive Matty stream where I talk about funny people, but the bile swells up in my esophagus as I think about a banker, as I think about Anne and the bankers.
[00:09:14]  So let's wash that down.
[00:09:16]  We need a little bit of calm, a little bit of peace, chat.
[00:09:21]  I have a very, very brief kind of like non-local segment, just for my just because the world is very funny.
[00:09:27]  So let's say, Donald Trump, I can't get access to baking accounts, but what do you have to say about trannies, Mr. Trump?
[00:09:35]  No matter how many surgeries you have or chemicals you inject, if you're born with male DNA in every cell of your body, you can never become a woman.
[00:09:45]  You're not going to be a woman.
[00:09:50]  And that's why last month I proudly signed a historic executive order to ban men from competing in women's sports.
[00:09:57]  And it was very popular and very so at least one official policy of the Kiwi Farms has become an official policy for the United States federal government.
[00:10:11]  That's a pleasing at least.
[00:10:12]  That starts us off strong.
[00:10:15]  I'm filled with unbridled optimism now that this has been brought before me.
[00:10:22]  Also on the agenda is the slow death of the United Kingdom, something which pleases me continuously.
[00:10:33]  One of my favorite things of all time, even anytime an angloid cries, God laughs.
[00:10:40]  I truly believe this.
[00:10:42]  I think there was a German expression.
[00:10:44]  What is it?
[00:10:46]  Got Strafe England.
[00:10:49]  And that is my personal motto.
[00:10:52]  That will be engraved on my tombstone.
[00:10:55]  Happy to see suffering England.
[00:10:59]  And in particular, the Online Safety Act of 2023 was in effect in the UK, which has caused the Office of Communication, which is effectively the FCC for the UK, to issue what I believe is hundreds of thousands of letters to every website on the internet.
[00:11:19]  And what's interesting is that it is not just like a copy-paste type thing.
[00:11:24]  This letter makes a mistake, which is indicative to me that a human being attempted to do research and then failed, probably off of Wikipedia, because it references the Kiwi farms, but then says 1776 Solutions, which is effectively a defunct organization.
[00:11:41]  But Wikipedia doesn't know that because Wikipedia is fucking garbage and it's written by trannies.
[00:11:46]  So I think that someone from Ofcom tried to look up what the corporate name is for Kikiwi Farms, but then I guess couldn't access the Kiwi Farms directly.
[00:11:53]  So they just Googled Wikipedia and then wrote that in.
[00:11:59]  And what they ask from me as administrator of the Kiwi Farms, as well as other sites, I know Gab got one as well.
[00:12:06]  And what they're asking from me is a plan to enact their regulations for the Online Safety Act, which as we discussed are so Orwellian, so invasive and so stupid that even hamster forums in the United Kingdom are closing because number one, they're actually in the jurisprudence of the UK.
[00:12:27]  And number two, they have no financial means to implement the policies of the United Kingdom, which goes along with something else I've said before in the past, where the internet is becoming smaller.
[00:12:37]  We have more and more people than ever before online.
[00:12:40]  In fact, 70% of India doesn't even have internet access yet.
[00:12:45]  So the best is yet to come.
[00:12:47]  Hundreds of millions of people are still coming online every year.
[00:12:50]  And yet, on dog, the internet is smaller and smaller.
[00:12:55]  The number of websites that you visit per day is probably less than you visited in the 2000s because number one, the corporations have taken over everything and centralized things to such a degree that there's really no hope for you to start an independent website.
[00:13:12]  Number two, Google search and other search engines are so leaning towards those conglomerate sites like Reddit and Twitter that you stand no chance to ever grow your presence unless you're a website that simply a community that cannot exist on social media like the Kiwi Farms.
[00:13:28]  And number three, the actual overhead of operating a website is higher and higher to the point where it now excludes a bunch of people who would want to operate independent websites.
[00:13:38]  Like if you were trying to operate a hamster forum in the UK, but then you had to suddenly do know your customer compliance for every single fucking user on your site, as well as implement a lengthy legal process for takedown notices and shit, you would just be forced to close.
[00:13:51]  So the UK has shrunk the internet ever so slightly as we proceed to a three website system.
[00:13:59]  And I remind you that in the Philippines, when I lived there, if you had five pesos, which is like pennies, less than a penny, I think, you could get a special internet package, which I know people don't like the term net neutrality, but without net neutrality, this is what you get.
[00:14:14]  There were telecom packages that would allow you to access a handful of sites.
[00:14:19]  And it was like Facebook and a couple companies in the Philippines.
[00:14:26]  And like, that's it, because they had a direct partnership with Facebook that was paying them to subsidize this package.
[00:14:32]  And that's why in the Philippines, nobody has a website.
[00:14:35]  If you want to order anything in the Philippines, you go to their Facebook and you go to their live chat and then you order through that.
[00:14:42]  And very few websites had a functioning website.
[00:14:45]  Jolly Bees had like a functioning website, but everybody else, if you wanted to go to any kind of store, you would go to Facebook to do it.
[00:14:50]  So that's what we're heading towards with this kind of regulation.
[00:14:55]  It offends me, but the UK has always been pretty offensive towards my sensibilities as a freedom-loving person.
[00:15:01]  So whatever, that's not too bad.
[00:15:03]  However, particular language in this letter made me concerned for other people as well.
[00:15:13]  In particular, it mentions that they know somehow that the website has a significant number of United Kingdom users.
[00:15:24]  So somehow the Ofcom has noticed that there are connections from the UK to this website, which they deem problematic.
[00:15:32]  And they consider this subjecting me to the jurisprudence of the United Kingdom.
[00:15:38]  Obviously, I disagree with that, but it's the other thing that is more interesting, that they somehow know they have some way to quantify, calculate this metric of English users visiting the Kiwi farms.
[00:15:50]  So I was finally prompted, spurred into action to do something that I had kind of set up and prepared for a long time ago.
[00:15:58]  And that was to finally ban British people from the Kiwi Farms.
[00:16:04]  This is not a joke.
[00:16:06]  If you are English and you try to go to kiwifarms.st right now, or even matathinternet.com right now, and you are using a UK IP.
[00:16:16]  Actually, no, it's just Kiwi Farms.

=== Banning British Users From Kiwi Farms (02:45) ===

[00:16:19]  If you're using a UK IP, either because you're actually there or because you're using a VPN, you will see an error 540 or 451, as in 451 Fahrenheit.
[00:16:28]  That's what it's referencing.
[00:16:30]  And it is a unavailable for legal reasons notice.
[00:16:32]  It explains to you that you are banned because your government is spying on you as you connect to the Kiwi Farms.
[00:16:37]  And for your own personal safety, I will not allow you to connect.
[00:16:40]  This has already caused complaints from British users saying that either A, I'm giving the government what they want, which I don't really care.
[00:16:49]  Like, I'll repeat this.
[00:16:51]  When it comes to things like you're giving the government what they want or you're giving an alolcal what he wants, I don't factor in what retards want.
[00:17:01]  I don't factor in what Angloids actually want when I make my decisions.
[00:17:04]  I'm factoring in what I think is best and only that.
[00:17:07]  And I preclude any discussion about gratifying people by giving them what they want.
[00:17:12]  I refuse to consider that at all.
[00:17:16]  But then they're also saying that it's difficult or that's harming them because they can't see information.
[00:17:20]  It's like the access is unmitigated.
[00:17:23]  In fact, your access level is improved because I'm explaining how to do this.
[00:17:28]  In the bottom, I have a link to privacyguides.org, which explains how to get a VPN and what a VPN is for.
[00:17:35]  And then also how to use Tor.
[00:17:36]  Extremely simple.
[00:17:37]  Also goes through privacy guides.
[00:17:38]  So I find that this is an acceptable workaround.
[00:17:42]  Already, I've seen a bunch of people I know from the UK have already reconnected, some through Tor, some through VPNs.
[00:17:51]  I think even if you have an iPhone, you can use iPhone users, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Apple offer a free private relay iOS inbuilt VPN that as long as you have like an Apple device, it automatically has access to?
[00:18:09]  Yes.
[00:18:10]  So if you have an iPhone, which is going to be half of all phone users, you already have a VPN.
[00:18:16]  And I think that counts for British people as well.
[00:18:19]  So you can just use private relay and connect to the US or through France or Germany even, because even the Germans are not this fucking crazy yet.
[00:18:30]  And you can connect anyways.
[00:18:32]  So, yeah.
[00:18:36]  Yeah, I mean, if you don't have a, if you don't have, I think Samsung offers a VPN now too, because Apple does it.
[00:18:43]  VPNs are really cost-effective and they add great value.
[00:18:47]  And effectively, VPNs are just reselling bandwidth.
[00:18:50]  So they are a product that almost every ISP in the world is going to start selling because people really like them and they give that sense of security and privacy.
[00:19:00]  And it effectively just adds value to disposable bandwidth anyway.

=== The End Of The British Empire (05:51) ===

[00:19:04]  So they're really common, really cheap is what I'm trying to say.
[00:19:07]  And nobody has an excuse.
[00:19:08]  I have like three different VPN subscriptions because sometimes my VPN is blocked.
[00:19:12]  And I absolutely positively fucking refuse to turn off my VPN for any reason whatsoever.
[00:19:18]  So I will just switch through every country on every VPN service that I have until I get to one that works.
[00:19:26]  And if they don't work, I don't use that service ever.
[00:19:34]  So with this imminent loss of freedom, this obviously spurred on a lot of British people to talk about how their country is a despotic shithole.
[00:19:43]  And they compelled the government to take action against the real problems facing them in their country, as they are set to become poorer than Poland in the next couple years, or even this year, I think.
[00:19:57]  So they have gone from the country that employs the Polish, the toilet cleaners, to the subsistence level below Poland.
[00:20:06]  And as this is happening, they say Kier Starmer, which is the most German-sounding name.
[00:20:12]  I don't know what the fuck it is.
[00:20:14]  British people hate Germans, but then their queen's fucking German, or sorry, their king's fucking German.
[00:20:20]  Their prime minister has like the, like, like the most fucking German-sounding name ever.
[00:20:30]  And he has come out and he is finally put into action.
[00:20:33]  Promises made, promises kept.
[00:20:35]  Ninja swords will be banned by summer.
[00:20:39]  Apparently, the youth, the urban youth, have decided that they really, really like, oh, fuck, what's the name of that anime?
[00:20:49]  It's like the kid in the orange jumpsuit with the headband that has the little Egyptian eye on it.
[00:20:54]  Naruto.
[00:20:56]  They really like Naruto.
[00:20:57]  Whatever demographic is there in the urban centers of the UK, they love Naruto.
[00:21:03]  So they got the ninja swords out and they busting on each other.
[00:21:08]  And it's not going well.
[00:21:10]  So now no longer will you be able.
[00:21:13]  I just reminded myself of something really funny.
[00:21:17]  Hold up.
[00:21:23]  Hold up.
[00:21:23]  Let me bring this up.
[00:21:26]  There's a song called I'm the Bez.
[00:21:28]  Oh, I have to sign in to confirm I'm not a bot.
[00:21:30]  Hold up.
[00:21:31]  Let me see if I can download this.
[00:21:32]  I actually downloaded a video right before using cookie, a cookie bypass thing.
[00:21:37]  So I can probably download this.
[00:21:39]  Oh, I have to.
[00:21:40]  Oh my God.
[00:21:41]  dude fuck you i'm just gonna there's a part of that I can't play the song because it doesn't make sense.
[00:21:46]  There's a part in the video where they're fighting with Ninja Swords, which is really funny because it's a funny song.
[00:21:51]  Anyways, so obviously Kirstarmer is not considering this an issue worth fixing.
[00:21:56]  He's got other fucking problems.
[00:21:58]  And as it just so happens, serendipitously, as I received this confirmation, literally the same fucking day, not even 12 hours later, something has happened to the UK, which has never happened, at least in the last couple hundred years.
[00:22:18]  And that is the sun has set on the British Empire.
[00:22:22]  Now, I might have talked about this before because they calculated this out a couple months ago, I think.
[00:22:28]  But there was a handoff off the eastern coast of Africa to return the last British possessions in that area to the country.
[00:22:38]  I think it's Marutas or something.
[00:22:40]  I don't know how to pronounce that name.
[00:22:42]  But they returned those islands to that island country.
[00:22:45]  It's an archipelago, actually.
[00:22:47]  Archipelago chat received those islands from the British.
[00:22:50]  And that overseas possession, small as it may be, was handed back over, which means that at that parallel or that latitude, I think it's latitude.
[00:23:02]  Yeah, latitude.
[00:23:02]  At that latitude, there was no longer a British colony.
[00:23:05]  However, in Antarctica, just south of it, there was one, the Pictaran Islands.
[00:23:11]  So they still had the Pictaran Islands, but there's a quirk.
[00:23:14]  The Pictaran Islands were so far south that they actually remained in the polar eternal summers, which lasts for six months.
[00:23:24]  So the Pictaran Islands bathed in southern equinox Sunlight until 10 p.m. U.S. Eastern 10:50 p.m.
[00:23:38]  I actually had this memorized until March 21st at 1050 p.m. American time.
[00:23:47]  The summer ended on the Pictaran Islands.
[00:23:50]  And for the first time in hundreds of years, the sun literally set on the English flag all over the world.
[00:23:59]  Pitcairn or whatever.
[00:24:00]  I don't care.
[00:24:00]  I don't care about your random fucking island, bro.
[00:24:04]  The only reason why I care about your random fucking island is that it's dead.
[00:24:08]  It's dead.
[00:24:09]  It's been submerged into darkness, like the British flag, like the British Empire, and like all British people, forever and ever, until your country dissolves into a handful of tribal caliphates fighting each other along ethnic religious lines, just like they do in all the shithole fucking countries you guys took them out from.
[00:24:29]  You're going to have the English Pakistan, the English India, the English Afghanistan, and they're all going to fucking hate each other.
[00:24:36]  And you're going to be the byproduct, the bystanders slaughtered in their fucking feuds as they stab each other with ninja swords forever and ever as you're cast back into the stone age forever and ever.
[00:24:49]  That's what happened.
[00:24:50]  That's why I care about the Pitcairn Islands, okay?

=== Cupcakes 2 Fan Fiction Controversy (15:20) ===

[00:24:56]  Sucks to suck chat.
[00:24:58]  Next, we get into the beef.
[00:25:03]  The beef.
[00:25:04]  And then I think this will last for maybe seven hours, depending on how fast.
[00:25:07]  God, it's a fucking friend.
[00:25:13]  Okay.
[00:25:17]  Let's see.
[00:25:20]  All right, let's start with this.
[00:25:21]  And again, I will be brief with these things because I am new to this.
[00:25:27]  I'm just trying to share some love requested of me.
[00:25:31]  So first up, in what would be the Truon segment of the stream, we have someone lovingly referred to as Coltroon, also known as Amanda, in case you're retarded.
[00:25:42]  He joined the forum to a log Pixie Terry, which is extremely bizarre.
[00:25:48]  If you don't know, Pixie Terry is, and in fact, this is probably indicative that he first worked on Local Farm before he came over to Akiwi Farms because Local Farm is girls and Pixie Terry is the queen.
[00:26:04]  So Queen Pixie Terry, she's like super old school and she's not very active anymore.
[00:26:09]  So for whatever reason, this guy, Coltrune, decided that he was going to hit up Pixie Terry and make fun of her on her TikTok.
[00:26:16]  And I have to hide this because I actually don't know what will pop up if I do this.
[00:26:21]  Okay.
[00:26:21]  Nothing bad, but there is bad stuff on this page, actually.
[00:26:27]  So his first post in 2023 was, I went on to Sarah's TikTok where she was complaining about the ghost trying to put a ring on her finger.
[00:26:34]  I went into the comments and put, I think you would really like the band Ghost.
[00:26:38]  And then the metal band Ghost.
[00:26:42]  And this is obviously a profoundly stupid fucking comment.
[00:26:46]  This was a profoundly stupid fucking comment to begin with.
[00:26:49]  And then it was profoundly fucking stupid to take this message that you posted and then go to a website that specifically prohibits doing this and then bragging about doing this as if this is a profound comment or good joke to make to begin with.
[00:27:04]  Using the exact same name and showing your actual legal name in the process.
[00:27:09]  Obviously, Coltrune was immediately phone booked because you just open the phone book and you look up the name.
[00:27:16]  And this has prompted him to spurg out continuously for 460 pages.
[00:27:26]  And I will say this.
[00:27:28]  This is probably the only time ever where truning out actually made someone look better.
[00:27:33]  Like, he's like a gator knockoff as a man.
[00:27:37]  And then I guess something about taking HRT made him lose weight.
[00:27:40]  So now he's just like, he's just like an ugly man with long hair.
[00:27:45]  He looks like he could be in a Swedish metal band now, as opposed to, as opposed to being Gator.
[00:27:54]  He also has a lovely arm tattoo.
[00:27:56]  I found this amazing.
[00:27:57]  This is like ADF tier.
[00:28:00]  ADF, of course, is someone who I reference all the fucking time, but I've never actually talked about in death.
[00:28:04]  He is covered in shitty tattoos like this.
[00:28:07]  ADF did the Aniza Jomha thing before it was cool.
[00:28:10]  Except, you know what?
[00:28:12]  To ADF's credit, ADF literally draws all of his tattoos in a sketchbook using markers and like Crayola markers.
[00:28:21]  And then he goes to an ink store and they actually ink his shitty designs exactly as he drew them onto his skin.
[00:28:27]  So ADF puts love and thought into every shitty Trantifa tattoo he's ever put on his body.
[00:28:33]  Whereas Aniza Joma does not literally lack the mental capacity, lacks the gut and funk to actually imagine, envision, create, design, and request art of her own inner spirit chat.
[00:28:48]  Whereas ADF actually has that.
[00:28:53]  He ran a channel, which, and I swear to God, I did not plan this, but I have I think three, three different bronies.
[00:29:02]  2020 plus year of our Lord bronies to talk about on the stream.
[00:29:08]  He went by Amanda Lochman and played with ponies.
[00:29:13]  He has a banner that says gaming is not a crime.
[00:29:15]  Unfortunately, he has deleted this YouTube channel.
[00:29:20]  And what he did not delete, however, is Cupcakes 2, Life of Death.
[00:29:29]  Is this supposed to be life or death?
[00:29:32]  No, that's definitely an F.
[00:29:33]  It's not just like a bad font.
[00:29:35]  That's like life of death.
[00:29:37]  And I'll highlight this so you can actually read it.
[00:29:40]  It says, it has been two weeks since Rainbow Dash was killed by Pinkamina Diane Pie, and her Zat Army has already been aligned.
[00:29:50]  It is up to the two soldiers of Ponyville Navy, John Kraz 3 and Mike Sniper.
[00:29:56]  There will be zombies.
[00:29:58]  There will be soldier sacrifices and there will be cupcakes, which of course is a pony thing.
[00:30:04]  Let's watch the trailer actually.
[00:30:07]  The video comes in like all swoopy.
[00:30:08]  Watch this.
[00:30:11]  Oh, is it not going to come in now?
[00:30:12]  Because I refreshed the page.
[00:30:13]  Oh, there it is.
[00:30:14]  Oh, I just have to sign in to confirm I'm not a fucking bot.
[00:30:20]  Okay.
[00:30:21]  What if I copy this link?
[00:30:22]  Can I download this one?
[00:30:26]  I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
[00:30:29]  Someone tried to send me information about how to bypass this shit, and I simply did not do it as a thing.
[00:30:34]  Okay, it has downloaded chat.
[00:30:36]  Let's see this.
[00:30:41]  Cupcakes 2.
[00:30:44]  Okay.
[00:30:45]  See.
[00:30:48]  Life of Death trailer.
[00:30:52]  This is gonna be good secure the building Safety's on, dipshit.
[00:31:26]  Your friend Twyla and she was doing okay in Ponyville.
[00:31:36]  Well, look at that.
[00:31:38]  Army's got a whole private fucking army hitting out there.
[00:31:57]  So is this so?
[00:31:58]  They managed to find like Altis Trannies, I assume, to voice the ponies.
[00:32:02]  And then I guess the animations that aren't like fully retarded are done by like their actual like clips from the show, right?
[00:32:11]  sits together with like fake dubs.
[00:32:45]  You know, the way that it's...
[00:32:51]  So I guess it's like Rambo meets My Little Pony is the idea.
[00:32:55]  The way that it's called Cupcakes 2 and it's based off cupcakes, the fan fiction, according to the trailer, kind of makes me feel like he doesn't even have permission from the original fan fiction author to do this.
[00:33:08]  He's just kind of like stolen this guy's work.
[00:33:10]  It's like, I'm going to make some really slop.
[00:33:12]  I love the audacity, by the way, that this guy thinks he's going to put together a 90-minute long movie.
[00:33:18]  As if it's even fucking possible.
[00:33:23]  I think there was one guy.
[00:33:25]  I remember.
[00:33:28]  Wasn't there a guy that actually did like a 90-minute long video?
[00:33:32]  And it was, it was like either like a furry fetish.
[00:33:37]  I remember it's, I don't even think he has a thread.
[00:33:40]  I think that your movie Sucks talked about him once in a video.
[00:33:45]  And it's like a furry fetish video that's like 90 minutes long.
[00:33:48]  This guy put his own furry money into making.
[00:33:52]  And it's like a furry low cow content that's completely lost behind the scene.
[00:33:59]  That's not too far from the pony fandoms, I guess.
[00:34:03]  They're kind of the same thing.
[00:34:08]  Yeah, I know that I know there are Go Animate movies.
[00:34:12]  I'm aware of that.
[00:34:13]  I actually have a Go Animate video to play later on.
[00:34:16]  If you don't know, GoAnimate is like a slop factory.
[00:34:20]  You pay money to make like little videos that you're supposed to put on your website as like a product hello video, even though they really suck for that.
[00:34:30]  But people use them to do like diaper age regression, BDSM, fetish content.
[00:34:37]  And then they dump the slop on YouTube by the fucking hour.
[00:34:42]  Go Animate is truly a treasure.
[00:34:47]  By the way, one of the best jokes I've ever seen on the forum was on this thread where before he trowned out, obviously, he met the black guy from Ghostbusters and did a shitty, shitty picture with him.
[00:35:01]  But then somebody quoted Ghostbusters.
[00:35:04]  Yes, it's true.
[00:35:05]  This man has no dick, which is a famous line from the movie.
[00:35:08]  And it's funny because there are nudes in this thread that he published himself on the internet because he wanted positive reactions.
[00:35:16]  And I regret to inform you that this man has no dick.
[00:35:21]  It's actually quite shocking.
[00:35:24]  He definitely didn't get one of the good ones.
[00:35:27]  It's kind of gnarly, okay?
[00:35:33]  One of the best things, by the way, he got into this long, long.
[00:35:36]  Oh, again, let me hide this because I don't know what's going to pop up and scare me at the bottom of the page.
[00:35:42]  Somebody can just hide.
[00:35:42]  Oh, there we go.
[00:35:43]  I can hide that.
[00:35:43]  Okay, great.
[00:35:44]  Does it say that way?
[00:35:46]  No, it does not say that way.
[00:35:47]  Okay, great.
[00:35:50]  This guy assistant manager is like his nemesis on the forum.
[00:35:54]  I feel like that's safe to say.
[00:35:56]  And this threat is one of the least threatening threats to ever be created by any person for any reason.
[00:36:02]  He says, you better wash your back anywhere you go at Everfree Northwest.
[00:36:06]  I also dox you on 4chan, you fat fucktard.
[00:36:10]  So this is a significant warning from any pony who makes this warning means fucking business.
[00:36:18]  I better not see you at Everfree Northwest.
[00:36:22]  Everfree Northwest, of course, holds a fond place in my heart as being the final destination for Chris Chan's Rocky Mountain cross-country adventure that ill-fatedly ended up in an incest charge and with me having to refund $5,000 of people's money for art commissions.
[00:36:40]  Always just a fond memory with the pony people and Everfree Northwest in particular.
[00:36:47]  I think even I think even I talked about that email I got from the Everfree Northwest managers, the man of jerks, to be specific.
[00:36:58]  And I think I tweeted them out or said something and they literally frame this.
[00:37:04]  And now they hang it in the Everfree Northwest office, this Christian memorabilia of them banning him or talking to me or some shit like that.
[00:37:13]  That was crazy.
[00:37:14]  That was a long time ago.
[00:37:17]  So here he is hanging out with the ponies.
[00:37:22]  That's nice.
[00:37:23]  Nice of him to get out of his house every so often.
[00:37:30]  Get into a fight with this guy, by the way.
[00:37:34]  Went to a fight with a puner.
[00:37:35]  This is a woman, if you can imagine that.
[00:37:37]  She's just ruined herself with HRT.
[00:37:42]  That is the abyss that you should not look into.
[00:37:45]  That's his OC.
[00:37:46]  In case you wanted to know what is My Little Pony OC.
[00:37:49]  His name is Game Bat.
[00:37:51]  And it's a bat unicorn, I think.
[00:37:54]  I think that's what that is.
[00:37:59]  Oh, he has a dating profile.
[00:38:00]  Okay, let me cautiously open this image up again.
[00:38:07]  Oh, Amanda, 27 from Woodburn, a lesbian trans woman living in Portland.
[00:38:15]  So shout outs to Oregon.
[00:38:17]  Shout out to Portland.
[00:38:19]  About me, I'm just sort of here to see if I magically find someone.
[00:38:23]  Not into smokers or vapors, single moms, not poly, won't date other trans guy or women pretending to be men.
[00:38:34]  Cat lover only is a pus.
[00:38:37]  Allergic to dogs, natural born women only, please.
[00:38:42]  This is like a Chris Chan tear attraction sign where I remember like the first thing on his list was no smokers and no darkies.
[00:38:51]  As fucking if, as if this guy would be like, oh my God, you vape.
[00:38:55]  Ew, get away from me, you cishet whore.
[00:38:58]  I don't think that's happening.
[00:39:00]  I don't think Amanda has the standards that they're putting up in this Wanted Ed.
[00:39:04]  I love how they're wanted ad, by the way.
[00:39:06]  This says about me.
[00:39:08]  And then it's just like, I want a very specific type of person.
[00:39:12]  And I'm not very open, even though I'm not particularly desirable myself.
[00:39:17]  Like, no information.
[00:39:18]  He doesn't want to put up the My Little Pony OC is game that.
[00:39:23]  And I'm going to do a my little pony animation movie, and I do a YouTube channel, and I don't have a job.
[00:39:29]  Like, that's not in the about that's the information that a prospective natural-born woman would want to see in the about me section.
[00:39:37]  Um, at least to her benefit.
[00:39:39]  So that's what that's that's how Coltrune is putting himself out there.
[00:39:45]  Is um we got doxed on Mastodon for saying that the Black Lives Matters protesters were rioters because he lived in Portland.
[00:40:01]  He saw firsthand how they burned the fucking city to the ground.
[00:40:06]  You had a change.org petition.
[00:40:09]  Have Amanda Lachman, aka Colton Lachman.
[00:40:12]  That's dead naming.
[00:40:13]  Dead naming on a site with the tranny flag logo.

=== Amanda Lachman Dead Naming Scandal (05:58) ===

[00:40:17]  This person's audacious.
[00:40:19]  Removed from any and all social media.
[00:40:22]  From Keith Proxmire, the supposed male-to-female transgender person by the name, chosen name, Amanda Lachman, willingly and belligerently harasses female-to-male transgender people.
[00:40:34]  Dude, he has like an autistic hatred of pooners.
[00:40:37]  That's crazy to the point where it's like pissed people off.
[00:40:41]  To the point of telling them to kill themselves.
[00:40:44]  When told that this is a bad thing to do by anyone, even if one talks calmly and without hateful speech to try and bring reason, this person will get hostile and vulgar and block the one talking to her.
[00:40:55]  This person needs a taste of the injustice they have been doing to others.
[00:41:01]  Unfortunately, this petition had only a single subscriber, which was just probably the person who posted it.
[00:41:10]  They have a TikTok account and I have a link to it.
[00:41:19]  Oh, there it is.
[00:41:22]  Let's see.
[00:41:25]  Couldn't find this account.
[00:41:27]  Is that because my VPN is blocked?
[00:41:29]  Let's try changing VPN shit.
[00:41:32]  Hopefully, this will not disconnect the stream.
[00:41:33]  I don't think it will, though.
[00:41:34]  think i fixed that the name by the way as i'm trying to figure this out the name of this tiktok channel is batty for goth gf which uh he did not include that on his about me page So I don't know if that's accurate.
[00:41:56]  Can I just not like access any page?
[00:41:58]  On.
[00:41:58]  No, I can.
[00:41:59]  That account's just deleted.
[00:42:00]  Okay.
[00:42:01]  Cool.
[00:42:02]  Okay.
[00:42:02]  So that's Amanda Lachman, aka Coltrane.
[00:42:08]  Oh, he has an iFunning account, too.
[00:42:11]  Oh, no, he was complaining because his dating profile.
[00:42:14]  Dude, his dating profile actually made it to all the big slop channels and iFunny and got made fun of.
[00:42:19]  That's great.
[00:42:27]  Actually, I do want to read this.
[00:42:28]  As for usual, I got tricked by another cis bitch.
[00:42:30]  Hilarious, how she goes for a and woman physically uglier than I am.
[00:42:35]  I deserve and bitch of my own.
[00:42:37]  This is some conversation on Snapchat.
[00:42:41]  So I found someone on Plenty of Fish, and we are really hitting it off.
[00:42:45]  I feel bad talking with anyone else while I'm talking with her.
[00:42:47]  And then there's a picture of an Asian woman.
[00:42:52]  And he says, Well, thanks for letting me know.
[00:42:53]  I wasted my time with you.
[00:42:55]  She fuggly lol by bitch handling rejection with the grace and sophistication expected of a man in a dress without a dick.
[00:43:08]  And Daddy forgot Goth GF.
[00:43:10]  At I'm the Bat95 says, I got instantly banned from the live channel of the Satanic Temple Tuesday service because I said, hail Donald Trump and hail our Lord and Savior, Donald Trump.
[00:43:20]  Wait, wait a second.
[00:43:21]  Wait a second.
[00:43:22]  So, Satan bad, but good.
[00:43:27]  Donald Trump bad, but bad.
[00:43:29]  So I feel like that's antithetical.
[00:43:32]  How are you pro-Satan, Satan, but anti-Donald Trump?
[00:43:37]  If Donald Trump is the devil, explain this to me, chat.
[00:43:40]  I don't understand.
[00:43:41]  The Satanic Temple is just their complex liturgy is just too in-depth for me.
[00:43:49]  All right, next.
[00:43:51]  Since the majority of the viewers have wound up, I will remind you that I've gotten locals set up.
[00:43:57]  Matty.live slash dono.
[00:43:58]  You can press the join button below the video and rumble if you want to subscribe.
[00:44:03]  I'm trying to prove to our boys at locals that I am awesome and that I have people that want to give me money and please don't fucking ban me.
[00:44:13]  They really, really, really, really did not want me to have an account.
[00:44:20]  It took a long time to convince them to let me have an account, Chad.
[00:44:28]  Okay, next.
[00:44:29]  This is someone who I've been requested to talk about many, many, many fucking times.
[00:44:34]  His name is Gordon, I think Pala or Payla, also known as G Flash, also known as Gordo from the Gordoverse.
[00:44:44]  This is a very Autistic web and it's spun up entirely by users of the Kiwi Farms.
[00:44:49]  And it is into a category of locale I don't really have a name for, but it's in my, it's in this patrician of my brain as a, I guess kind of as a cult cow, which is a term that I use kind of pejoratively to describe a lol cow whose content as a lol cow is very interactive.
[00:45:15]  And it is about a small group of people who are very dedicated with interacting with this low cow, usually by this kind of proxy where they post something on Twitter, not breaking any of the forum rules, but they post something on the Twitter and then the Kiwi Farms user responds to it on the forum, not directly talking to this person, but kind of talking about them.
[00:45:36]  And then that person responds on Twitter and this goes on and on.
[00:45:39]  Gordo is kind of in this world.
[00:45:41]  He is an internet tough guy.
[00:45:43]  He is a brony.
[00:45:46]  He is a conservative, from my understanding, because he follows a bunch of like conservative Twitter accounts, but he's also very pro-LGBTQIP ⁇ .
[00:45:59]  And my favorite little fact is that as he is a staunch pro-LollyCon, he's also huge into VTubers.
[00:46:10]  So I'm going to name and shame here by the end of the Gordo segment.

=== Exposing Pedophiles And Maps Online (02:01) ===

[00:46:15]  But let's just do a little introduction.
[00:46:18]  He does these internet tough guy videos where he addresses his minions who don't exist, but he still does it anyways.
[00:46:24]  And I'll just let him talk for himself for just a little bit.
[00:46:30]  Welcome, my loyal Varumites and to all my viewers and subscribers to a very, very special edition of Darkfire Varum.
[00:46:41]  I'm your host, GFlashEX.
[00:46:44]  Today's topic, lollies.
[00:46:48]  Is it a body type?
[00:46:52]  Or is it actual CP consumed by the victims of CSA or CSEM?
[00:47:01]  Well, depends on what country you live in.
[00:47:05]  There are some countries who ban lollies or any lolly-related material from their country.
[00:47:12]  Why?
[00:47:13]  Because to them, it's CP.
[00:47:16]  And no matter how you swing it, that's their prerogative.
[00:47:21]  The only country that this lolly material is allowed isn't Japan.
[00:47:30]  But we have acquired serious, serious issue with these so-called lollycons that are floating around or swimming around on social media.
[00:47:48]  That's right.
[00:47:50]  They are not on there to just show some Japanese artwork of lollies.
[00:47:59]  No, Their other main goal is to weed out the pedophiles and the maps that are also on social media and out them and expose them.

=== VTuber Fights And Unsubstantiated Claims (08:32) ===

[00:48:16]  And when I mean expose, I mean doxing them, sending a SWAT team after them, getting law enforcement involved for absolutely no reason.
[00:48:30]  Why?
[00:48:31]  Because they said that pedos and maps are a blight on their culture of lollies or lolly culture as they would call it.
[00:48:48]  What I really, really appreciate about this guy is that he has this YouTube channel called G Flash X.
[00:48:54]  He doesn't put out videos too often, and it's mostly just like his Twitter drama.
[00:48:58]  And he pretends that he epically owns everyone he talks to and then makes a shitty little video on it.
[00:49:02]  But if we scroll down to his shorts, just real slowly, chat, just a little do, you can see that at one point he had the most glorious pedophile beard ever worn by anyone.
[00:49:16]  The kind of person that makes you think you dress up at Santa so you can have little kids sit in your lap.
[00:49:21]  Like that, like, it's just unfucking believable.
[00:49:25]  He has the glasses too.
[00:49:26]  They're like a little bit too circular, a little bit too creepy.
[00:49:29]  And then he has the fucking beard.
[00:49:31]  And it's just amazing that he just looks exactly as he is.
[00:49:38]  The physiogamy checks are real than they always are.
[00:49:44]  So this is his actual thread.
[00:49:46]  And this one I have talked about on stream before in the lightest dusting ever because it was a funny once-off incident that has now sprawled into not only almost 100 pages of content on the forum directly, but he has interacted with other locals, including one that I'll talk about on the stream.
[00:50:06]  This guy came to the Kiwi farms with one mission in mind.
[00:50:12]  He was on Discord and he had a fight with somebody over Genshin Impact.
[00:50:20]  If I see if I can just scroll down, this is just clips of him being like a retarded.
[00:50:26]  There's him with the LGBT pride flag thing.
[00:50:32]  Him at conventions where women try to keep six meters from him purely for COVID purposes, at least.
[00:50:40]  This is him just doing cunning posting on Twitter.
[00:50:45]  Where the fuck is it?
[00:50:46]  Sorry, this is a very long thread.
[00:50:50]  Okay, I might.
[00:50:51]  Sorry, let me just look this up real quick because it's somewhere in this thread, but I missed it.
[00:50:58]  I did a whole bit on this, and I remember it very clearly because it was very funny.
[00:51:08]  Oh, sorry.
[00:51:10]  Okay.
[00:51:11]  I found it.
[00:51:13]  So he plays Genshin Impact and he participates in Genshin Impact Discord communities.
[00:51:19]  And of course, his favorite character is this little girl called Klees or Klee.
[00:51:26]  And obviously, Klee is a lolly character.
[00:51:29]  However, on the Genshin Impact wiki, she's classified as short.
[00:51:35]  So I did a whole thing about how funny it was that they just call their lolly characters short to get around the fact that they're obviously supposed to be a lolly character.
[00:51:44]  However, in this Genshin Impact community, um, oh, was Talbot the one who did this?
[00:51:54]  Damn, mixing them up.
[00:51:56]  I think I am.
[00:51:57]  I think you're right.
[00:51:58]  I am mixing them up.
[00:51:59]  Okay, I'm gonna have to put that on the back burner then.
[00:52:04]  I am.
[00:52:04]  I'm totally mixing them up, I think.
[00:52:06]  Oh, I feel like a retard.
[00:52:08]  Okay, keep the Klee in the back of your mind.
[00:52:11]  Gordo is a different lollycon VTuber person, okay, than Nicholas Talbot.
[00:52:17]  Um, and his content is mostly just him fucking arguing about lollycon and shit.
[00:52:21]  Um, I tried to go to his Twitter page to find some content, it is nothing but fucking lolly shit.
[00:52:26]  So, he follows, and he follows nothing but like lollycon Twitter accounts, um, like lollycon VTubers.
[00:52:34]  So, I would like to get to this.
[00:52:36]  Uh, and he gets into fights with like actual VTubers that have tens of thousands of followers, and somehow he manages to like get replies from them, and that's what he makes his, or that's in the past, he stopped doing that, but that's what he made his YouTube videos on is that he would get into fights with like actual VTubers or people in that sphere, and then he would make his videos saying how he epically owned them and the defensive maps and shit.
[00:52:59]  And uh, it's pretty fucking remarkable.
[00:53:02]  I think I want to say he lives with his parents, he does, he lives with his parents because he is a pedophile and he can't get work and he doesn't want to work.
[00:53:10]  So, he sits at home, he goes to lollycon, he watches VTubers, he gets into fights with VTubers, and then he makes videos about it.
[00:53:16]  And then he also argues vociferously with the entire Kiwi farms, and that's basically been his thing.
[00:53:23]  That's why he's in that cult cow thing with my mind, because it's like his thing is that he's a violently retarded person who loves to get into pity slap fights.
[00:53:34]  However, I promise name and shame.
[00:53:36]  So, I have three VTubers here.
[00:53:39]  This is Ririgaki, the idiot Ririgaki, your neat edge.
[00:53:46]  By the way, if you this is somebody that you follow on Twitter, you must in my chat say, oh no, my Oshi, in all caps, so that I know I know that my game of battleship where I'm calling out cells and saying D5.
[00:54:00]  You gotta say, Oh no, my Oshi in response to this.
[00:54:03]  So, let's see a show of hands for the Riri Gakis, the edgy, neat rat girls, 156 centimeters of stank.
[00:54:12]  Actually, let's search that.
[00:54:14]  I don't know that two feet five foot one, it looks like, or five foot two.
[00:54:25]  So, rat bros, Twitch partner.
[00:54:28]  So, if you're a Ririgaki, you share a follow with Gordon, you share a follow with this guy.
[00:54:35]  Next, Niwu, the strawberry cat girl VTuber artist.
[00:54:41]  No under 18 is allowed.
[00:54:42]  By the way, I filtered out all the small VTubers he stalks.
[00:54:45]  He has many, many followers that are like under 10,000.
[00:54:48]  So, my limit, my hard limit was 10,000.
[00:54:51]  He had to have 10,000 for me to call him out.
[00:54:54]  And some of them, there was one that was like 30,000 follows, and she was just outright, like, I'm a lollycon.
[00:55:01]  So, that's that's I don't, I don't think I even brought that one up.
[00:55:04]  But this is New Neck Buru, Neko Berry, the magical strawberry cat girl.
[00:55:12]  All Niwoo crew, you gotta say, oh no, my Oshi, this is yours.
[00:55:18]  And then this is Cashimu.
[00:55:23]  This one has almost 40,000.
[00:55:24]  Oh, this is her.
[00:55:25]  This is the Lollycon.
[00:55:26]  I did bring her up.
[00:55:27]  Cute and funny VTuber, ASMR.
[00:55:30]  So if you are a follower of Cashimu, actually, you're not going to say, oh, no, Myoshi.
[00:55:35]  You're going to close out of the stream and get the fuck away from me.
[00:55:39]  All the Cashamu bros.
[00:55:42]  By the way, then that's one final thing.
[00:55:46]  Pippa.
[00:55:47]  Allegedly, I tried to find Pippa because it's in this diagram explaining the Gordovers.
[00:55:53]  He does not follow the Pippa account on Twitter.
[00:55:56]  So this is unsubstantiated, at least from my perspective.
[00:56:01]  So I don't know if maybe they had a falling out.
[00:56:04]  I know that Pippa reads the forum and may have seen this guy follow them.
[00:56:09]  And she's like, no, get the fuck away from me.
[00:56:11]  Which would be smart because now I have no evidence, Chad.
[00:56:14]  I'm sitting here.
[00:56:14]  I only have this very, very nice diagram made by someone named Nagat Figger, who drew all these little caricatures that are actually quite nice that explain the intricate web of autism that is the quote-unquote Gordovers, which is like a group of people in the forum trying to have fun.
[00:56:33]  my ocean that's funny Next.

=== Wolf With Eight Green Knives (12:21) ===

[00:56:48]  Hard cut from pedophile lollycon VTuber to this black guy who is perhaps the coolest fucking black guy that has ever lived.
[00:56:57]  Let's check him out, guys.
[00:57:00]  You got 35 weapons.
[00:57:02]  Show me you right now.
[00:57:03]  Hold on, wolf.
[00:57:04]  What is that?
[00:57:04]  That nigga got eight green knives.
[00:57:06]  Ooh, someone.
[00:57:08]  That boy, that is a monster.
[00:57:10]  Let me see who that look at.
[00:57:12]  Who do you think you're here?
[00:57:17]  Hold on.
[00:57:18]  Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:57:18]  Let him show the weapons.
[00:57:19]  Let him show the weapons.
[00:57:20]  Boy, this nigga is not bullshit.
[00:57:24]  Good, man.
[00:57:26]  We got the black robo car right here in the flesh.
[00:57:28]  He don't play with this nigga.
[00:57:30]  All right, man.
[00:57:33]  He don't kill.
[00:57:34]  He's going to stay up your cup.
[00:57:35]  He's going to shoot your cool.
[00:57:36]  He's on that outside.
[00:57:36]  Good on play.
[00:57:38]  Man, these niggas didn't go on a goddamn.
[00:57:40]  Well, you can go into that, man.
[00:57:43]  Man, what else you got?
[00:57:46]  You ain't got no gun in your shoes.
[00:57:48]  Oh, that was knuckles.
[00:57:49]  Red knuckles.
[00:57:51]  You've been in that county before.
[00:57:54]  That boy got bulldogs on the ground.
[00:57:57]  Oh, my God.
[00:57:59]  Well, you ready to fight all them deals we see.
[00:58:03]  We seen about 30 deals in the real blade.
[00:58:05]  Oh my God.
[00:58:06]  I don't need to turn to Freddie.
[00:58:09]  I don't need to turn to Freddie.
[00:58:13]  Oh, she's a Wolverine.
[00:58:16]  Motherfucker turned out Freddy Krueger.
[00:58:19]  Bro, these guys are so into it.
[00:58:21]  This is like a proper black locale.
[00:58:24]  They're so fucking into it.
[00:58:25]  And they're humoring him.
[00:58:26]  They do a better job of humoring him than a lot of people in the forum do.
[00:58:34]  You're a black angel.
[00:58:37]  Call you a black angel.
[00:58:39]  I bet you can't hear the backflip.
[00:58:41]  Goddamn.
[00:58:44]  That's your red deck, T.A. Elephants.
[00:58:46]  Smoke.
[00:58:47]  Them nigga got the fur gun to kill the day of him.
[00:58:49]  I'm like, I nigga got a shit.
[00:58:53]  That boy got this.
[00:58:54]  Rope on it with the scope.
[00:58:59]  Nigga, he killed the dinosaurs.
[00:59:02]  Man, this nigga's gonna go.
[00:59:04]  I don't know where it is.
[00:59:06]  It might be on the floor.
[00:59:08]  Did you pick it up on the floor?
[00:59:11]  I think I did.
[00:59:16]  Okay.
[00:59:17]  So if you're only listening, you may have had some difficulty.
[00:59:22]  The fifth of like a fifth of something.
[00:59:26]  He's just casually holding on the side of the street.
[00:59:30]  So if you're only listening, this is a black guy.
[00:59:31]  He's decked out in a trench coat.
[00:59:33]  He looks like he's a mass murderer, but he's actually a good guy.
[00:59:37]  He is, I think his name is Harold Davis.
[00:59:41]  I was right.
[00:59:42]  Aka Agent Wolf.
[00:59:43]  He is the CEO of a, I think it's called Guardian Angel Security or Escort Company.
[00:59:49]  And he is lovingly referred to, of course, as the black, the real blade, in real life blade, because he is black and he carries approximately 30 plus weapons on him at all times, most of them knives.
[01:00:01]  I think the personal highlight, he did pull out one gun.
[01:00:04]  I didn't recognize it.
[01:00:05]  Someone said it's a four or five four in chat.
[01:00:08]  I cannot attest to that.
[01:00:11]  But my personal highlight was the like, it was like a brass knuckle, but instead of brass, it was like knives.
[01:00:17]  And it did make him look like Wolverine or Freddy Krueger or something.
[01:00:20]  So that was interesting.
[01:00:24]  He is on Facebook primarily.
[01:00:27]  I had a hard time finding any content from this guy because he doesn't run a YouTube channel.
[01:00:33]  He's black.
[01:00:33]  So he's on like weird stuff.
[01:00:36]  He's Agent Wolf, bodyguard, bounty hunter and security expert.
[01:00:40]  Says owner and agency chief operations officer at armed Guardian Angel Secure Transportation Services LLC and Fort Lauderdale Flowrida.
[01:00:50]  There's actually a lot of Floridians in this lineup for some reason.
[01:00:53]  For some reason, chat.
[01:00:56]  No, the one thing that kind of raised an eyebrow to me was that he says, multiple MOS at retired U.S. Arms Forces.
[01:01:04]  And I'm not going to, I'm not, I don't look.
[01:01:07]  I'm not like a military expert.
[01:01:09]  I will say that sentence is a little bit sussy baka.
[01:01:12]  I do have a couple people in my chat who are probably former military or active military or whatever who will probably find this, agree with me that the sentence, multiple MOS at retired U.S. Armed Forces is a very sussy baka line.
[01:01:28]  You may say so in chat if I am right or wrong.
[01:01:32]  If someone, I know that MOS are just job titles.
[01:01:35]  And that's why when someone goes up to someone and says, hey, what's your MOS?
[01:01:39]  I think usually you say like, I did tank repair in like the 30 41st Infantry or something.
[01:01:46]  Like that's your MOS.
[01:01:47]  I don't even know if that's a real unit.
[01:01:48]  I don't know anything about units, but I think that's what an MOS is.
[01:01:52]  But it's very unusual to say like multiple MOS.
[01:01:55]  Usually they have like a very specific MOS or like they'll list all of them.
[01:02:02]  Anyways, whenever I think of like a job at the military, I always go to a tank repair because I think that was I think that was Jackie Singh's job.
[01:02:12]  She had a quick stint doing welding for Abrams or something.
[01:02:17]  That was her job.
[01:02:19]  That was her MOS.
[01:02:25]  Let's see what's going on here.
[01:02:27]  They got some videos up.
[01:02:31]  I don't know if any of these are funny.
[01:02:33]  This is just what black people do, I guess.
[01:02:38]  They just hang out in parking lots.
[01:02:42]  He's providing security, though.
[01:02:44]  Now, if anyone asked him to provide security at this formal event of showing off cars, he's unknown to me.
[01:02:50]  He may have invited himself for the purposes of advertising and marketing to show up in his trench coat with all of his weapons to protect this area from any unknown threats or known threats even, perhaps.
[01:03:03]  We don't know what he knows, Chad.
[01:03:07]  Let's see, here's him hanging out in a room.
[01:03:13]  People are rapping as they do.
[01:03:20]  Very cool.
[01:03:23]  I want to see more of his security services.
[01:03:27]  Oh, they're doing knife throwing.
[01:03:28]  He set up like a knife throwing competition.
[01:03:31]  And he's trying to entice these people to do knife throwing.
[01:03:34]  Including this guy, who looks like he could probably do the best knife throwing.
[01:03:38]  Look, this guy doesn't want this guy's fat, but he's really insecure about that.
[01:03:42]  So he has to show off that he's really nimble.
[01:03:44]  Because obviously a fat person who's actually fat because it's their own fault would never be able to jump that line.
[01:03:51]  But he jumps it and then like takes a tumble.
[01:03:53]  He loses his balance and like stumbles forward.
[01:03:54]  That's very funny to me.
[01:03:57]  More hanging out with the homies.
[01:04:00]  Are you going to get some knife throwing?
[01:04:01]  No, they're just doing it.
[01:04:02]  I don't.
[01:04:03]  That guy's a zombie, I think.
[01:04:04]  Get away from that zombie, bro.
[01:04:05]  He can bite you.
[01:04:08]  Dude, he's like that guy.
[01:04:10]  He's like Arisa Fatty.
[01:04:11]  You know how Aerosol Fatty and like the iDubbs documentary on him would do like the lightsaber duels and stuff with his friends?
[01:04:17]  He's got like this consortium of like fat white people that he hangs out with.
[01:04:21]  And they do like airs of fatty stick duels or something to practice their sword fighting.
[01:04:27]  I wonder if it's like the guys that he's like, yeah, I'm like multiple MOS former U.S. Armed Services and I can train you on how to knife fight.
[01:04:34]  I do this professionally as like the chief agent of the Armed Angel Security Transportation LC.
[01:04:42]  So I'm going to teach you how to stick fight.
[01:04:44]  And they're like, okay, I trust you.
[01:04:46]  You're a cool black man.
[01:04:47]  You're basically in real life blade.
[01:04:50]  So they hang out in his lot and do this.
[01:04:54]  I think I'm very right on this.
[01:04:56]  And he's posting this to Facebook because it's like, look, I'm doing the knife training with these guys.
[01:05:02]  I'm teaching them how to do self-defense stuff.
[01:05:05]  Let's see if he's coaching here.
[01:05:13]  You can tell this is not a real fight because they're not pulling each other's hair, and there's not an ensemble of people around them hooting and hollering yet.
[01:05:21]  You can tell this is in a safe supervised environment.
[01:05:26]  Wait, hold up.
[01:05:27]  Something popped up on my screen.
[01:05:28]  Okay, I understand what that is.
[01:05:29]  That's spooked me.
[01:05:30]  Like, what the fuck is doing that?
[01:05:32]  Okay.
[01:05:34]  Yep.
[01:05:37]  I think you can call it now, dude.
[01:05:38]  That guy's not going to get out of that.
[01:05:41]  He's locked.
[01:05:46]  Is this just going to be them on the ground for four minutes?
[01:05:48]  Is the red guy ever going to get buck broken?
[01:05:50]  No, he's just going to stay on top for four.
[01:05:51]  Yeah, you can call this, bro.
[01:05:52]  He's not going to get up from this.
[01:05:54]  He's pinned.
[01:05:54]  he's been pinned for five minutes agent wolf anime Oh, my.
[01:06:04]  I cannot fucking escape it.
[01:06:07]  I'd have to log into Instagram to see this.
[01:06:10]  This is Tyke X Studios.
[01:06:12]  The Agent Wolf Anime.
[01:06:14]  Let me click this trepidatiously.
[01:06:16]  Is there like a video I can watch?
[01:06:18]  Oh my God.
[01:06:19]  There is a fucking video I can watch.
[01:06:24]  Oh, wait, no.
[01:06:24]  That's like Bollywood shit.
[01:06:27]  Oh, this.
[01:06:27]  Okay, this is the intro slide.
[01:06:28]  The sound is on, so it should start playing.
[01:06:52]  That's kind of crazy.
[01:06:54]  How is he achieving that level of production?
[01:06:59]  Is this like stuff?
[01:07:01]  Oh, those are like plug-ins.
[01:07:03]  Okay.
[01:07:04]  The CGI for the robot guy was so bad that I thought the black woman was real and the black woman is not real.
[01:07:12]  So those are like plug-ins that he's, yeah, okay, I understand now.
[01:07:17]  I was like, how's that?
[01:07:18]  How do you find a woman that can actually do that?
[01:07:20]  And then it was just, see, this is genius.
[01:07:22]  This is the genius of Agent Wolf: is that he knew if he put in a really, really bad CGI effect and then put that next to a like bad, like only a just bad CGI effect, it would make the bad one look photorealistic and it would completely fry my brain in my circuits.
[01:07:43]  This is truly genius.
[01:07:44]  They didn't start doing this in Hollywood.
[01:07:46]  They could save millions of dollars.
[01:07:48]  You just do a really bad effect that draws the eye away from the other lesser bad effects.
[01:07:54]  And then you don't have to pay people as much.
[01:08:00]  Okay.
[01:08:01]  Cool.
[01:08:02]  I appreciate Harold Davis.
[01:08:04]  I think that he's funny.
[01:08:05]  I think that he's probably doing it from a good place.
[01:08:07]  He wants to help people in the hood.
[01:08:09]  I support that.
[01:08:10]  I like him.
[01:08:11]  I like him.
[01:08:13]  Protecting Fort Lauderdale chat.
[01:08:15]  That's nice of him.
[01:08:16]  I feel like Fort Lauderdale is a little bit safer because you don't know.
[01:08:21]  You're on the streets, right?
[01:08:22]  You're on the streets.
[01:08:23]  And you think that you might just walk up and snipe that fifth of cognac from that guy's hand as he's loitering in the parking lot looking at cars.
[01:08:32]  But then you don't know because he doesn't even show up invited.
[01:08:36]  He just shows up wherever he wants to.
[01:08:38]  You don't know if a guy might just pull out a fucking samurai sword and decapitate you like a Japanese peasant for your crime.
[01:08:46]  You have no fucking idea if that's going to happen to you in Fort Lauderdale.
[01:08:50]  There is literally a non-zero chance that you may be decapitated by a samurai sword for any kind of petty crime in Fort Lauderdale, Lauderdale without any notice.
[01:08:59]  So the community is a little bit safer.
[01:09:06]  All right.

=== Jared McDougal Threatening Violence (03:47) ===

[01:09:09]  Oh, God, this guy.
[01:09:11]  Okay, this guy.
[01:09:13]  Let me download this video just in case.
[01:09:16]  I think I did download it, but in case.
[01:09:18]  Because it's a YouTube video that I preloaded.
[01:09:20]  And then at some point between me preloading it and now YouTube has decided that I'm a robot.
[01:09:27]  Okay, that's starting.
[01:09:29]  So this is Robert Bouton McDougal, which is a very difficult name to pronounce in part, in large part, because his name sounds like it has two names that should be something else, but they're just a little bit off.
[01:09:46]  He is a schizophrenic, and he's obviously had schizophrenia just as a part of his condition, his condition of life.
[01:09:55]  But he had another condition called ucerotiv colitis, which means that I assume he had ulcers in his ass.
[01:10:07]  And it was probably another chronic condition that they didn't have any kind of treatment for.
[01:10:12]  Or if they did have a treatment, it was failing.
[01:10:13]  Because from my understanding, he was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis in 2012.
[01:10:21]  And he lived with that condition until 2019, where he's from Florida, by the way, if I remember correctly.
[01:10:32]  He sought out a surgeon for his UC and he ended up with a guy called Jared Fratini.
[01:10:45]  Jared Fratini was his colorectal surgeon who did a total colon removal surgery on him and gave him a J-pouch because of his condition and how it worsened.
[01:10:59]  However, apparently, allegedly, Dr. Fratini did a bad job.
[01:11:06]  And I will let Mr. Robert McDougal explain himself.
[01:11:12]  Jared Fertini.
[01:11:15]  Jared!
[01:11:16]  Jared, do you think that there's a moment that goes by where I don't think about your face?
[01:11:23]  And hurting you and hurting you.
[01:11:27]  You, Jared.
[01:11:29]  Do you think, Jared, that I don't think that there's five seconds of my life that goes by where I don't replay in my head the life that I had?
[01:11:45]  Jared!
[01:11:46]  Sorry.
[01:11:47]  Jared!
[01:11:48]  Make sure it's loud for you.
[01:11:49]  Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared!
[01:11:53]  And Jared!
[01:11:58]  No, Jared!
[01:11:59]  Okay.
[01:12:01]  Someone said this looks fake.
[01:12:03]  Allow me to explain.
[01:12:04]  If you think that this is fake, it is not.
[01:12:06]  And I know that it's not fake because he's gone to jail for it.
[01:12:10]  He made it into the news because he was sentenced to jail for stalking.
[01:12:14]  How my large intestine was stolen.
[01:12:16]  Oh, sorry, this is California.
[01:12:17]  A California man was arrested for allegedly stalking and threatening a doctor who left a 27-year-old with near-constant diarrhea.
[01:12:26]  So he has been federally charged, I believe, with stalking because he harasses him, I believe, in person.
[01:12:32]  Like he showed up at the studio or the clinic to threaten him.
[01:12:36]  He does make threats like that online all the time.
[01:12:40]  He's been arrested.
[01:12:41]  I think he's served his sentence and now he's out and he's still doing it.
[01:12:46]  In the docket that they indicted him with, it says, quote, I want to kill this man.
[01:12:50]  I want to genocide his family.
[01:12:52]  I want him tortured, skinned alive, and mutilated.
[01:12:54]  This all ends with me killing him, of course.

=== Chipmunk Cruise Disaster Review (02:15) ===

[01:12:56]  I see a body like this and all I can think about is the jiggling it will undergo as it is pulverized.
[01:13:01]  All that flubber is going to be violently shaken.
[01:13:04]  His body will jiggle.
[01:13:05]  There will be nothing left of his face.
[01:13:07]  This repulsive scumbag body needs to be obliterated.
[01:13:13]  So this is a sad case.
[01:13:16]  Obviously, this is not he, he funny.
[01:13:19]  His life has been irreversibly damaged because of a botched surgery, which, as I understand, happens to all doctors, has a failure rate that is all surgeries have a failure rate.
[01:13:32]  So it's impossible for me to, with my limited understanding of medicine, to say how much this doctor deserves it.
[01:13:39]  I'm sure there are many of you who have bad experiences with a doctor who will look at this and say, yeah, this guy deserves it.
[01:13:45]  But I can't make that determination.
[01:13:48]  But he is very, I think he's still active even.
[01:13:54]  Oh, he did a video as a little kid reviewing Alvin and the Chipmunks.
[01:14:07]  Okay.
[01:14:08]  Why?
[01:14:10]  Why was this movie made?
[01:14:12]  Was the squeak won't enough?
[01:14:15]  As much as I want to say that it was enough, the unfortunate reality is that it wasn't enough.
[01:14:21]  We have yet another live action chipmunk movie.
[01:14:24]  Now I took it upon myself to watch it.
[01:14:28]  And that's regret enough face.
[01:14:32]  Well, I figured I'll make the best of it and try to warn other people from seeing it.
[01:14:37]  I suppose the best place to start would be the story.
[01:14:39]  The chipmunk and chipbacks go on a cruise with Dave, cause trouble, and end up getting lost on this aisle.
[01:14:45]  Dave's not going to find them.
[01:14:46]  And they run into this other castaway named Zoe.
[01:14:50]  And she's got to be one of the most one-dimensional, cliched, and just utterly pointless characters I've seen in a movie in a long time.
[01:14:57]  They probably realized the strip wasn't long enough and were just like, hey, it looks funny.
[01:15:01]  I like how he just wanted to be.
[01:15:04]  He just wanted to be a little that guy with the glasses doing reviews, shitting on awful chipmunk movies.

=== Tased In Florida Mental Institution (06:36) ===

[01:15:12]  And then he got schizophrenia and then he had his ass stolen from him.
[01:15:18]  And now he shits constantly.
[01:15:21]  It's tragic, chat.
[01:15:23]  That's really tragic.
[01:15:24]  He could have been, he could have been a successful YouTuber in another world.
[01:15:30]  It's terrible.
[01:15:34]  It's true.
[01:15:34]  Jared fucked him up.
[01:15:40]  He carved a swastika and neighbor into two campus safety vehicles.
[01:15:47]  This is before even he got his surgery.
[01:15:49]  So he was like starting to have serious behavioral issues.
[01:15:56]  Even before.
[01:15:58]  That's him with the J-Pouch.
[01:15:59]  That's not really.
[01:16:00]  Went to school with this kid.
[01:16:02]  Can agree he's not right in the head.
[01:16:03]  Does he really shit his pants a lot?
[01:16:04]  Oh my God.
[01:16:05]  He used to be way too open about that.
[01:16:07]  Sorry, that one almost made me spit out my drink as I read it.
[01:16:10]  It says, did he hang out with people that were like-minded?
[01:16:12]  Were there more people like him at your school?
[01:16:14]  He says it was a private Christian high school.
[01:16:15]  So half the people were kids whose parents think sending them to private school is going to help.
[01:16:19]  Nope.
[01:16:20]  He hung out with skater kids mostly after high school.
[01:16:22]  So it was weird because they didn't have anything in common.
[01:16:26]  They just thought it was funny because that he had no filter.
[01:16:28]  I used to fight with him all the time in our religion classes.
[01:16:31]  He hated when women cut him off when he was talking.
[01:16:36]  Well, you know, the Bible does say that women shouldn't teach the Bible.
[01:16:43]  Let's see.
[01:16:47]  So he's been in the system for a long time.
[01:16:50]  Defendant motion to reduce or modify bond on July 2022.
[01:16:55]  He made written threats to do kill bodily harm or conduct a mass shooting in Florida.
[01:17:01]  So he was from California, but he moved to Florida.
[01:17:04]  And then the aura, the powerful aura of the sunshine state obliterated his mind over time.
[01:17:10]  You have to be careful, chat.
[01:17:12]  Prolonged exposure to Florida radiation does have a long-term irreversible detrimental effect to your mental health and stability.
[01:17:28]  Oh, so he does live in California.
[01:17:30]  This just happened to be in Florida.
[01:17:32]  He's lived in Florida and New York, but he's always resided in California.
[01:17:36]  So just a little exposure is enough, chat.
[01:17:39]  He has Social Security income because he poops himself and he's insane.
[01:17:44]  He has a J-pouch, a proto-choloectomy with an allele pouch anal anal.
[01:17:50]  Dude, this is the wording that you want in your motion.
[01:17:53]  When you're saying that you don't want this guy to be in jail and you need his bond reduced, you make sure that they know that he has a proto-colectomy with an allele pouch anal anastomosis.
[01:18:03]  Because without that, the judge might be wishy-washy.
[01:18:06]  But then you're thinking about this guy shitting out the J-pouch in the cell.
[01:18:09]  You're like, oh man, we got to send this guy home.
[01:18:16]  What's crazy that they're asking him to be released because he's going to leave the state and he's going to have to attend by Zoom.
[01:18:20]  That's a hard ask, man.
[01:18:21]  You're like this violent guy.
[01:18:24]  And let's see him get tased.
[01:18:31]  Oh, I can watch this.
[01:18:35]  So the cop takes off.
[01:18:38]  He shows up.
[01:18:40]  Where is the tasing happening?
[01:18:48]  I see that car just sitting there for a while.
[01:18:50]  I guess right here.
[01:18:53]  Hey, Rack.
[01:18:54]  He's got a deliostomy.
[01:19:02]  Where's the tasing it?
[01:19:06]  Oh, there.
[01:19:14]  Oh, that sounded like a taser, but it was just crinkling.
[01:19:18]  There's no tasing in this video, Jared.
[01:19:20]  Or not Jared, but Robert.
[01:19:22]  Why'd you do this?
[01:19:24]  Why'd you post this and say you had tased, but you didn't actually get tased on Camerage?
[01:19:30]  Tragic.
[01:19:33]  Oh my God.
[01:19:35]  Oh, my God.
[01:19:36]  His videos are like his rage face is just like the most intense thing I've ever seen.
[01:19:41]  Look at this.
[01:19:43]  He's such a normal-looking guy, too.
[01:19:45]  This guy would be a giga chat if he didn't have schizophrenia.
[01:19:48]  You know, even the poo-hole.
[01:19:50]  I think this is how low standards are for women.
[01:19:53]  There are women out there who will date guys that have a sewed up butthole and a poo-hole in their abdomen as long as they clean the poo-hole and as long as they don't stink.
[01:20:08]  It's another day, Jared.
[01:20:10]  It's another day, Jared, where I wake up.
[01:20:14]  This is.
[01:20:15]  I feel like this is how Liz Fung Jones starts his day.
[01:20:18]  He wakes up and he says, It's another day, Kiwi Fons.
[01:20:21]  It's another day where I wake up.
[01:20:24]  I'm going to make that your problem now.
[01:20:26]  And I remember my old life.
[01:20:27]  I remember that video.
[01:20:28]  It was an option.
[01:20:29]  Surgery was an option.
[01:20:31]  Are you sure you're not?
[01:20:32]  It was a choice.
[01:20:33]  Or a little from anything.
[01:20:33]  And then you tricked me.
[01:20:34]  You tricked me.
[01:20:36]  So his mom is an interesting character in these videos because she's on the other one.
[01:20:40]  And she's talking to him like she doesn't understand that he's filming.
[01:20:45]  And it makes me wonder if he's just constantly talking to himself, filming himself to the point where it would be impossible to conduct your life with him in your house without just addressing him constantly while he's recording.
[01:20:56]  Because that's the only thing that makes sense to me.
[01:21:00]  You tricked me.
[01:21:01]  You came in at 9 a.m.
[01:21:04]  You said how I can't make it a couple days.
[01:21:05]  I'm not going to make it a couple of days.
[01:21:06]  I mean, you've acted fast.
[01:21:07]  You're a good salesman, Jared.
[01:21:09]  And Jared, I am thinking about, oh, God, Jared got me, Jared.
[01:21:14]  Oh, Jared.
[01:21:17]  Jared Frattini, my life is gone because of you, Jared.
[01:21:22]  You acted fast.
[01:21:24]  You acted really, really fast, Jared.
[01:21:26]  I hate you from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed, Jared.
[01:21:34]  I just like, how can you be so cruel?
[01:21:37]  You're a creature.
[01:21:38]  You know, it's like, I have an amazing quality of life.
[01:21:42]  I have an amazing quality of life.
[01:21:43]  I go to the hospital because I have a fucking just ends.

=== Normalization Process For Chris (02:54) ===

[01:21:49]  What the fuck?
[01:21:50]  That is crazy.
[01:21:52]  I imagine he just posts all these videos.
[01:21:55]  He stopped a year ago.
[01:21:57]  I wonder if he's dead.
[01:22:01]  Did he get arrested again?
[01:22:07]  Arrested.
[01:22:08]  He was arrested on May 2024 on a federal count of interstate domestic violence and stalking.
[01:22:14]  And he's, I guess, unplugged from the internet.
[01:22:17]  He might be in a mental institution, to be quite honest with you.
[01:22:25]  Wow.
[01:22:27]  Truly, chat, the system fails the mentally ill in this country.
[01:22:32]  Yes, Jared stole his butt.
[01:22:33]  That's the moral of the story here.
[01:22:35]  It's pretty tragic.
[01:22:36]  I knew that it was a tragic story.
[01:22:37]  That is really fucked up.
[01:22:40]  This is a, I don't think it's a tragic story, but it's kind of in the same vein where you have a guy who lacks the faculties, the mental faculties to navigate the complexities of adult life.
[01:22:58]  However, his whole, like, he couldn't be further from the schizo guy.
[01:23:02]  He's just dumb.
[01:23:04]  This guy's name, and this is a very unusual locale because it is not an American.
[01:23:12]  This is Cheng Shi, also known by his pen name.
[01:23:18]  As Ralph likes to say for reasons unknown to me, Nom de Plume.
[01:23:22]  His Nom de Plume is James Cage White.
[01:23:27]  And if you're wondering where the name James Cage White comes from, It comes from a combination of three of his favorite things.
[01:23:35]  And as I will let him explain, James, as in James Bond, Cage is in Nicholas Cage and White for white women.
[01:23:44]  So he combined his three favorite things to get an actual real human name, which is very shocking.
[01:23:48]  James Cage White.
[01:23:51]  And that is a bit funny.
[01:23:56]  So he is Chinese and he's from a very different culture than the U.S.
[01:24:05]  I think he's heavily autistic and very low IQ.
[01:24:08]  He does remind me a lot of Chris Chan in that he makes bad art.
[01:24:15]  He has a love quest.
[01:24:17]  But unlike, and he has parents that are trying very hard to like put him through a normalization process, elderly parents who are trying to put him through a normalization process that for the most part has failed.
[01:24:29]  However, that's where it kind of diverges.
[01:24:32]  He's very different from Chris in how his life has taken.
[01:24:36]  Key got his start as a quote-unquote influencer by doing vines.

=== Key The Vine Influencer Story (03:06) ===

[01:24:43]  And if you don't know what a vine is, many years ago, before TikTok was a thing, there was actually a short form video website called Vine that was a subsidiary of Twitter that has since been shuttered.
[01:24:54]  But it actually kind of pioneered that short form video thing before TikTok nastered it to the Chinese and a much younger audience at a different time.
[01:25:03]  It really is with Vine, it was a situation.
[01:25:05]  If Vine had been successful or had been a couple years later or they just stuck with it or marketed it differently, we might be in a world where TikTok is not TikTok.
[01:25:14]  And instead, Twitter is a massive company that's probably too big for even Elon Musk to buy it.
[01:25:21]  But what he did is he did challenges.
[01:25:24]  He did the Gungnam style dance and then he did the ice bucket challenge, which were very popular on Vine around this time.
[01:25:32]  And he did them and he got a small following, which was more than none.
[01:25:37]  And he has a very quirky way of speaking where he relies on a lot of catchphrases, effectively, to talk.
[01:25:46]  And he talks in a very simple way that almost seems like a skit, like a person doing a character, like a simpleton character.
[01:25:57]  Or like that, fuck, what's his name?
[01:26:04]  It's the orange guy.
[01:26:05]  His real name is like No.
[01:26:08]  But he goes by Uncle Roger.
[01:26:10]  Like an Uncle Roger thing, where it's like the Asian guy playing up his Asian Asianness as like a joke.
[01:26:16]  But no, he is that person.
[01:26:17]  And people found that out later when he moved from Vine to TikTok years later.
[01:26:21]  So I think here are his best vines.
[01:26:24]  So let's take a watch.
[01:26:26]  Check out this grips.
[01:26:28]  Very yummy, very tasty.
[01:26:30]  I like it.
[01:26:32]  Good.
[01:26:33]  I'm single.
[01:26:34]  I'm handsome.
[01:26:35]  I want to find a girlfriend here.
[01:26:37]  Please help me.
[01:26:38]  Thank you so much.
[01:26:40]  Look how good I am.
[01:26:41]  Very good.
[01:26:42]  Very cool.
[01:26:43]  Hansa.
[01:26:45]  Call this motorbike.
[01:26:47]  It looks very real.
[01:26:48]  Very cool.
[01:26:49]  Very swag.
[01:26:50]  I like it.
[01:26:51]  Hi, guys.
[01:26:52]  Check out my iPad here.
[01:26:54]  Very good.
[01:26:54]  Very cool.
[01:26:55]  Very swag.
[01:26:56]  Very handsome.
[01:26:56]  I like it.
[01:26:57]  Update.
[01:26:59]  She's been in the updone world.
[01:27:01]  I bet you should never have a back shake.
[01:27:03]  Got her body, rock your body, everybody.
[01:27:08]  Rock your body.
[01:27:10]  Hey, I just met you.
[01:27:11]  And this is crazy.
[01:27:13]  But here's my number.
[01:27:14]  So call me me.
[01:27:15]  This is the second ice cream I ate.
[01:27:18]  Very good.
[01:27:18]  I like it.
[01:27:19]  I screamed.
[01:27:20]  Ooh.
[01:27:21]  Put the hand on, roll you in the deep.
[01:27:27]  Bonjour.
[01:27:28]  Comment ça va?
[01:27:29]  Ça va bien?
[01:27:31]  Ça va mal?
[01:27:32]  Ça va comme ça?
[01:27:33]  Comme ça?
[01:27:34]  Oh, look at my chat.
[01:27:36]  Verkula Venna.
[01:27:37]  Ver has some.
[01:27:38]  I like it.
[01:27:39]  So those are popular.
[01:27:40]  Obviously, those are really funny.
[01:27:41]  And there's a little vignette you just think.
[01:27:43]  Oh, it's like a bored Asian guy in like a shitty apartment, like doing funny YouTube videos, whatever.
[01:27:48]  No, that's actually him.

=== Chinese Society And Autism Diagnosis (15:38) ===

[01:27:50]  He has a very diminished mental capacity.
[01:27:52]  He lives with his parents in Chong Ting, which is one of the largest cities in China.
[01:27:57]  And I think the third largest port in the entire world.
[01:28:00]  It is a massive, massive.
[01:28:03]  Wait, I could be wrong.
[01:28:05]  I think I'm confusing with the others.
[01:28:06]  They all sound very Ching Chong-y, all those cities in China.
[01:28:09]  Anyways, big city.
[01:28:10]  It is a big city, regardless of if it's the port I'm thinking of or not.
[01:28:14]  But his parents have traditional Chinese values.
[01:28:17]  And that is, what is the most traditional Chinese value of all traditional Chinese values, chat?
[01:28:23]  Yeah, Chong Ting is in England.
[01:28:24]  I'm wrong.
[01:28:25]  I think, oh, I'm thinking of Shenzhen.
[01:28:27]  I fucked those up.
[01:28:28]  Anyways, what is the most traditional Chinese value of all time, chat?
[01:28:31]  That is grandbaby.
[01:28:35]  No, not hate America.
[01:28:37]  Grandbaby.
[01:28:39]  Grandbaby.
[01:28:40]  Where my grandbaby?
[01:28:44]  That is the most traditional Chinese value because in the Chinese system, they do not have a social safety net.
[01:28:51]  If you don't manage to produce grandbaby and you don't manage to get a successful child and you don't manage to have a son, you die on the streets alone.
[01:29:02]  That is how Chinese society works.
[01:29:04]  And that is why Chinese society is so much bigger and better than the United States at this moment because boomers do not fear death and they do not fear dying alone.
[01:29:13]  China does not have this problem.
[01:29:15]  Their booners are put in line.
[01:29:16]  They know that they will die alone if they do not have grandbaby.
[01:29:19]  So they are invested in making sure that their children are successful, healthy, productive people.
[01:29:26]  Unfortunately, for Cheng Shi and his parents, Cheng Shi is not a very productive, healthy adult.
[01:29:34]  I think he has autism or something.
[01:29:35]  But that did not stop his parents from trying.
[01:29:38]  His parents made him get a job, and it is unknown what his job was.
[01:29:41]  It was supposedly an office job where he made $700 a month, or I think about $7,000, a little bit, I think $9,000, something like that, dollars a year, which is not very much, but in China, it could be.
[01:29:56]  So he had an office job.
[01:29:59]  However, it's unknown what he did.
[01:30:02]  And after four years of doing this job, he got fired.
[01:30:05]  And there's some speculation, at least, okay, I don't think it's in this thread, but I speculate because I know this is a thing.
[01:30:12]  I know Chinese people and I know how this works.
[01:30:15]  If you have a loser child in Chinese culture, you will, if you have friends and you do have friends, if you're a successful Chinese person, you know the importance of networking and you have friends.
[01:30:29]  So you ask your friends if you can get your loser child a job.
[01:30:34]  And this job will be to do nothing, but they will show up and they'll look productive and then they can talk to women and say, oh, I have an office job.
[01:30:44]  I make $2,000 a week to an office job.
[01:30:48]  And that office job could be literally fake.
[01:30:50]  And that kid might not even know it.
[01:30:52]  The Chinese parents are actually paying their friend to pay their child to make it look like they're normal functioning adult that can hold them a job.
[01:31:00]  That is, that is how it works.
[01:31:03]  So, my theory is, is that his parents used connections and family friends to get a job for their kid that was a do-nothing job.
[01:31:10]  And then, for whatever reason, either he kept fucking up or they stopped paying the friend for his wage or whatever.
[01:31:18]  He got let go.
[01:31:19]  There are videos of his mother trying to find a job for him.
[01:31:29]  And I don't think it's in this thread.
[01:31:30]  There's like a vine that I saw that was just like, my mother is trying to make me find a job.
[01:31:35]  And there's literally a picture of his mother on a computer trying literally trying to find him a job as there.
[01:31:41]  Now, I kind of spoiled it by flicking up and down, but he went on a show that I cannot play all of.
[01:31:51]  Maybe I'll do it for the gummy or for the locals.
[01:31:53]  I'll watch this.
[01:31:55]  This is a Chinese dating show.
[01:31:59]  And I don't even know what it's called, but Happy Matching.
[01:32:05]  Happy Matching Chong Sing is the name of this show.
[01:32:09]  And they have him, and he is desperately trying to find a woman.
[01:32:14]  And this apparently was like, you know, this is some good fucking slop.
[01:32:17]  You get this fucking loser on television trying to find a woman and he's just like an unkempt, socially awkward guy.
[01:32:24]  And these like two matchmaking experts are trying to help him.
[01:32:26]  That is the quality content dating show slop that is a ubiquitous love language of people all around the world.
[01:32:35]  It doesn't matter if you're in Tanzania or Bhutan or China or the United States.
[01:32:42]  That is the quality slop.
[01:32:43]  Okay.
[01:32:44]  So this show, I believe, did very well in the country.
[01:32:48]  Even this archive has almost 19,000 views.
[01:32:52]  Oh, they have it on their own channel.
[01:32:55]  28,000 just on YouTube.
[01:32:56]  I bet you it does really well in Baidu from the Chong Ting broadcasting group.
[01:33:05]  This James Cage White guy is like Normisphere, I think, because they're watching this.
[01:33:08]  That's funny.
[01:33:11]  So that was like his big moment on television in China.
[01:33:15]  But his parents eventually relented and did the one thing that Chris Chan's parents could never do.
[01:33:21]  They got him a girlfriend.
[01:33:23]  More specifically, they bought him a girlfriend.
[01:33:27]  He revealed in one of his videos that his parents paid tens of thousands of dollars to arrange a marriage between him and this woman.
[01:33:37]  And tragically, tragically, she's older too.
[01:33:42]  So I think that's probably what it is.
[01:33:44]  She was older.
[01:33:45]  And then she's like, her parents were like, grandbaby.
[01:33:50]  And then this guy's parents were like, you are almost 40 years old.
[01:33:53]  Where grandbaby.
[01:33:55]  So then they met each other, boom.
[01:33:56]  And they're like, my daughter, almost followed, no grandbaby.
[01:34:00]  They're like, my son, Wolfless, no grandbaby.
[01:34:04]  And then a deal was struck.
[01:34:05]  Bam.
[01:34:06]  Shaking hands.
[01:34:07]  And they sold her to him.
[01:34:10]  And a child was produced.
[01:34:13]  James Cage White, Chang Shi, is a father.
[01:34:18]  And they produced a child.
[01:34:20]  And this relationship lasted for one year, which I imagine was the minimum time stipulated in the contract.
[01:34:29]  One grandbaby, maybe even one son, and then one year of marriage.
[01:34:34]  And she broke up and she took the son.
[01:34:36]  He's not very broken up about it, though, from my understanding.
[01:34:42]  She also, he also is like a gooner.
[01:34:46]  I'm pretty sure.
[01:34:47]  I'm pretty sure that there's a thing where he masturbates so furiously that he's spoken about how he can't get it up anymore because he like goons like 20 hours a day.
[01:34:56]  I thought China had fixed that and had purged the gooners in the great cultural revolution, but apparently not.
[01:35:02]  I've heard that the gooners are everywhere.
[01:35:05]  I assume that he just jerks off to magazine photos or something like an inmate.
[01:35:11]  So that's what's going on with him.
[01:35:15]  That's the milk.
[01:35:16]  That's a baby.
[01:35:20]  Drinking medicine again two times a day.
[01:35:22]  If my child is gay or lesbian, I will educate him.
[01:35:24]  Her, maybe I will beat him.
[01:35:26]  I will try my best to make him back to normal.
[01:35:28]  If it doesn't work, I have to accept the fate.
[01:35:30]  My wife may not accept this fate, though.
[01:35:36]  I told my mother that Teespring blocked me and I can no longer sell t-shirts.
[01:35:40]  She is very, very, very angry.
[01:35:42]  I am sorry to my mother.
[01:35:44]  She looks after my father all the time.
[01:35:46]  Oh, his father is on his deathbed.
[01:35:49]  In fact, by the time that I'm reading this, he might actually be dead already.
[01:35:52]  So that's kind of like another Christian parallel: that his father is very aged and is not in good health.
[01:36:02]  The other thing is that he's obsessed with this concept of fate.
[01:36:05]  Now, when you talk about fate and predestination, you might think of like Calvinism.
[01:36:10]  And in Calvinism, the idea is that God is omniscient.
[01:36:14]  So he'll know if you are going to heaven or hell or not.
[01:36:19]  And this debate over if God is omniscient or willfully turns a blind eye to the fates of mankind and the individual choices that people make.
[01:36:30]  This is one of the most autistic debates in theology ever.
[01:36:34]  In fact, the Catholic Church, I believe, officially bans any discussion about it because they can't agree on it.
[01:36:39]  So Mr. Cheng Shi has his own interpretation of predestination that does not involve people doing good works should do good works because that means that you're predetermined to go to heaven or whatever.
[01:36:54]  His idea of fate is the nihilistic one where none of this shit matters.
[01:36:59]  Whatever happens, happens.
[01:37:01]  Why even fucking bother?
[01:37:02]  So his idea of fate is don't even try.
[01:37:05]  And that's why he part of how he excuses never ever doing anything ever for any reason.
[01:37:12]  Is fate?
[01:37:13]  Did he not have a girlfriend?
[01:37:14]  Everything is fate, not in our hands.
[01:37:16]  Take my example.
[01:37:17]  My fate is controlled by T-Spring.
[01:37:19]  Teespring decides my fate.
[01:37:21]  No matter how hard I create art, it just doesn't allow me to sell.
[01:37:24]  Our fate is always at other people's hands, not ourselves.
[01:37:27]  Well, Mr. Cheng Shi, I fully agree with that statement and told.
[01:37:30]  However, I do not accept the clandestine approach of yours.
[01:37:33]  I believe I have the fate to stick a knife in everybody that I don't fucking like and force them and do what I want.
[01:37:38]  Chat, that's that's the difference between you and me, Chang Shi.
[01:37:42]  The only difference.
[01:37:45]  Also, you're Chinese.
[01:37:50]  Oh, this is great, by the way.
[01:37:52]  I didn't know.
[01:37:52]  See, this guy is so bass.
[01:37:54]  I just want to play video game Dwarf Vultress, but I don't know if my anger is good enough to pray this.
[01:37:58]  I will download this game tonight after back home.
[01:38:00]  Thanks for supporting my friends.
[01:38:02]  So he plays Dwarf Fortress on his computer at work.
[01:38:05]  I think that's why he got fired.
[01:38:06]  He kept playing Dwarf Fortress instead of doing nothing at his job.
[01:38:16]  Let's see.
[01:38:19]  Is there another video that I went to play?
[01:38:21]  I think I went to find his TikTok account, but because I think he has a TikTok account.
[01:38:28]  No, he doesn't.
[01:38:30]  Or it's not in this post.
[01:38:34]  He has Twitter.
[01:38:36]  That's very dangerous open.
[01:38:37]  Let me check this.
[01:38:40]  Maybe I can find his TikTok real quick.
[01:38:43]  I want to see what he's up to, chat.
[01:38:46]  I'm curious, boy.
[01:38:49]  James Cage White, he is still active.
[01:38:54]  He sells his shirts on theforthwall.com now.
[01:38:58]  So, Bella Canvas Super Soft T-shirt, Swag Warrior.
[01:39:03]  James White, check out his muscle.
[01:39:05]  Very cool, very swag.
[01:39:06]  I like it.
[01:39:07]  Swag Warrior.
[01:39:08]  That's a nice design.
[01:39:10]  This one's less.
[01:39:11]  I don't look at this.
[01:39:12]  I like how they have this Jeremy Hamley lookalike.
[01:39:15]  He's like the t-shirt model.
[01:39:19]  I'm learning FL Studio.
[01:39:21]  It's too hard for me to make music.
[01:39:23]  He has hundreds of likes on this.
[01:39:25]  He has 150,000 followers and is followed by Sam.
[01:39:29]  I did not realize that this guy was like so big.
[01:39:31]  What the fuck?
[01:39:32]  I thought he was just some fucking guy in China.
[01:39:35]  Someone hooked this guy up with subscriptions on Zitter.
[01:39:44]  Oh, he's streaming on Twitch.
[01:39:46]  Book me on Cameo.
[01:39:48]  Buy things from Amazon.
[01:39:50]  Donate to me.
[01:39:51]  Thanks so much.
[01:39:51]  And there is no TikTok.
[01:39:52]  I thought he was on TikTok.
[01:39:58]  He has no videos.
[01:39:59]  He doesn't stream.
[01:40:01]  Does he delete all his VODs?
[01:40:05]  Yeah, he must.
[01:40:11]  I went to supermarket and bought many food, like tomatoes, beans, chili, ginger.
[01:40:15]  I don't buy Steam Steam.
[01:40:17]  I buy food food.
[01:40:18]  Oh, because he has a chronic addiction to buying Steam games.
[01:40:22]  Even though he has like a really old dilapidated computer that it doesn't run them, he just buys Steam games that look interesting that he can't even play.
[01:40:29]  I remember that was another thing.
[01:40:30]  He kept bankrupting himself and losing all his money because he kept buying Steam games.
[01:40:36]  Oh, he doesn't.
[01:40:37]  Oh, he does have a TikTok, but he doesn't have it linked on anything.
[01:40:42]  Hello, my friend.
[01:40:44]  I'm playing drum.
[01:40:45]  It's a very converse one.
[01:40:50]  Yeah, I can become a drummer.
[01:41:01]  I'm surprised he doesn't have a bigger following on TikTok.
[01:41:03]  I guess I can't browse his account because it's.
[01:41:08]  I have to drag the puzzle piece.
[01:41:09]  It's very, very apropos.
[01:41:12]  Can I view this now?
[01:41:13]  No, I cannot.
[01:41:14]  Okay.
[01:41:15]  I guess I'll look at this on my own time then.
[01:41:19]  Honestly, he has 150,000 followers, but he can't get anyone to follow him on TikTok.
[01:41:25]  He can buy himself an iPad Pro, though.
[01:41:27]  Should be putting that money away for your dear old father who's dying.
[01:41:32]  I'm wearing my mother's hat.
[01:41:34]  And then he has the A-log emoji.
[01:41:36]  I like this.
[01:41:36]  I like this tweet.
[01:41:39]  I'll reply to him, where?
[01:41:46]  I'm helping him out.
[01:41:49]  I'm engaging with content, Chad.
[01:41:55]  And then he's learning Russian.
[01:41:58]  Okay.
[01:41:58]  Okay, great.
[01:41:59]  I got you.
[01:42:01]  I got you.
[01:42:02]  I have a good understanding of this guy now.
[01:42:08]  I'll just call it there.
[01:42:09]  Let's do a next one.
[01:42:11]  Thank you, James.
[01:42:13]  All right.
[01:42:14]  As I promised, I had three bronies.
[01:42:17]  I believe this is the second brony lined up.
[01:42:19]  This is Dan Burst Studios.
[01:42:22]  I played, I think, a little bit of this guy's video, or I promised I would.
[01:42:28]  So this guy, Herbert the Happa, had a brilliant idea.
[01:42:35]  He was going to set up a pony troll sona, and he was going to make a fake low cow profile.
[01:42:42]  And then he was going to epically own the A-logs by antagonizing the fuck out of them and directly engaging them to try and get attention.
[01:42:50]  However, his obsequ was not up to par, and he immediately got looked up in the phone book and then immediately deleted everything.
[01:42:57]  However, before he did this, he published a 30-minute long video that was like, even at the time, like nobody fell for this.
[01:43:05]  It was like obviously like, okay, this guy's doing it for attention.
[01:43:08]  I will play just a little bit of this.
[01:43:12]  And that was not the right slide, actually.
[01:43:14]  That was a different person.
[01:43:16]  Where's this guy's shit at?
[01:43:20]  Here it is.
[01:43:22]  Oh, I might have downloaded this ahead of time, I think.
[01:43:24]  Am I a bot?
[01:43:27]  Okay, no.

=== Spoiled Kiwis Archive YouTuber Behavior (04:46) ===

[01:43:28]  Danceverse Studios here.
[01:43:30]  And today, we're going to be reacting and debunking.
[01:43:34]  Yes, this is a Dance Verse Debunks video of my Kiwi Farms tread.
[01:43:38]  Dance verse Stevia is official.
[01:43:40]  And let me just say, first of all, how pathetic it is that they've spent 14 entire pages chronicling me, just a small part-time YouTuber who hasn't even gone full-time yet, just because they think that my quote-unquote behavior is quote-unquote so abnormal, they say, that they're archiving all my tweets, which I have nothing to hide about my tweets.
[01:44:02]  So you can go and archive anything you want, spoiled Kiwis on Kiwi Farms.
[01:44:07]  Which, by the way, the reason I'm calling you spoiled Kiwis, which you are, is because you guys harass not just me, but a ton of other people.
[01:44:15]  And I personally, I have very good operational security, which some people on KiwiFarms call OPSEC, in that I am able to successfully delineate my online life from my real life, which is unfortunately subject to the whims of employers, officials, people who are anti-free speech.
[01:44:36]  But many other Kiwi Farmers, Kiwi Farmers victims, do not have this level of operational security due to either lack of knowledge or lack of ability.
[01:44:47]  And those are the people that I'm really interested in defending with this Kiwi Farms thread.
[01:44:52]  These so-called that's the he rambled.
[01:44:54]  It's like a flow of thought for like 34 minutes.
[01:44:57]  I just want to get to that point because it was a little bit ironic in retrospect.
[01:45:00]  There is one other time stamp that I have because it made me laugh.
[01:45:04]  I think this is it.
[01:45:06]  New mail.
[01:45:10]  New mail.
[01:45:11]  You don't have a clue how much I despise that term.
[01:45:14]  And yet you think that it's applicable to Sunburst.
[01:45:17]  No.
[01:45:18]  No, it isn't.
[01:45:19]  No, it is.
[01:45:20]  You guys understand right here.
[01:45:21]  Like, I'm being surrounded by two mares.
[01:45:24]  I'm literally cuckolding Stargirlite.
[01:45:27]  Even though she's my soulmate, I'm able to cuckled her a little.
[01:45:30]  And she likes it.
[01:45:32]  And she likes it because she knows that I'm her soulmate.
[01:45:35]  She knows that I'm the only one who could bring a spirit of intellectual vigor into her life.
[01:45:42]  So much so that I'm able to, let's say, horse around with a little friend of mine.
[01:45:46]  And it's still a good deal for her.
[01:45:50]  I'm giving her 80% of my focus.
[01:45:52]  And it's still a good deal for her.
[01:45:55]  You guys have no idea how much value I provide for that to be even something that applies to.
[01:46:02]  Oh, but I guess I'm in numail because I don't 100% as like a trolling thing.
[01:46:08]  Like I want to make myself like a pony troll.
[01:46:11]  Like the fact that he came up with that scenario that he has like a whole stable full of horse bitches and they're grateful to even be cockled by the mighty Dan's burst.
[01:46:23]  That's pretty funny.
[01:46:25]  That's really funny.
[01:46:26]  I met.
[01:46:27]  He got me.
[01:46:28]  I laughed.
[01:46:30]  And that's all I have to say about him.
[01:46:32]  He came and went really fast.
[01:46:34]  So he wasn't like actually caught up in this.
[01:46:41]  Okay, so this was a very, very last second edition because the guy not only posted this, but he reposted this right before the stream.
[01:46:49]  And I'm like, okay, look, I will play this guy, but he better be fucking funny.
[01:46:55]  That's what I got to say.
[01:46:56]  So this is John C. Lasherz, also known as Singularitarian Technologies.
[01:47:06]  He is described in this thread as a transhumanist philosopher being telepathically raped and tortured by Mark Zuckerberg, Isabel Santiago, and stupid neighbors.
[01:47:18]  And this is him.
[01:47:20]  Now, I'm aware that even now, even recently, they've been trying to promote this in the community happenings post because he is making unhinged diatribes about how Mark Zuckerberg is personally forming a telepathic connection with him.
[01:47:37]  And in his mind, in the cockle, the cockles of his brain is sodomizing him against his will, which is obviously, that is a thing that schizophrenics have.
[01:47:46]  They have these parasocial relationships with people on TV where they think that they're doing stuff to him.
[01:47:51]  It's also pretty common for them to believe that they're having mind-to-mind sexual experiences with famous people.
[01:48:00]  I've never heard of it.
[01:48:01]  Actually, I have heard.
[01:48:02]  I heard of it being non-consensual.
[01:48:05]  So I haven't heard of it being a man, though.
[01:48:08]  This is the first man schizophrenic I've seen that believes that he's having a non-consensual sexual relationship via telepathy.

=== Schizophrenic Parasocial Relationships Explained (14:28) ===

[01:48:15]  I have seen it with women though.
[01:48:18]  So with that on the ground, he has put out a bunch of videos and that's what a lot of these are.
[01:48:25]  And I think his video content is where he shines.
[01:48:28]  So this video, John LeCheris is live an hour.
[01:48:33]  Better be funny.
[01:48:35]  I'll play this now.
[01:48:36]  I downloaded it.
[01:48:40]  Hey, give me one second, too.
[01:48:42]  Hold on.
[01:48:47]  Get off my property.
[01:48:48]  Get away from me.
[01:48:49]  I didn't do anything.
[01:48:50]  Get off.
[01:48:51]  Get away from my father's property.
[01:48:56]  I'm not going to talk to you.
[01:48:57]  I don't consent to anything.
[01:48:58]  I'm not going to consent to anything.
[01:49:00]  You, excuse me.
[01:49:01]  Respect me.
[01:49:02]  Get away from my father's property.
[01:49:10]  Well, what do you think?
[01:49:11]  You think he's going to run me over?
[01:49:12]  I wouldn't doubt it if you would.
[01:49:13]  All right.
[01:49:14]  There's nothing to talk about.
[01:49:15]  What do you want to talk about exactly?
[01:49:17]  You want to shoot the shit about nothing?
[01:49:19]  What are you here for to bother me for?
[01:49:20]  Listen, she just wants to talk to you.
[01:49:22]  Go fuck yourself.
[01:49:23]  Let me go home and that's it.
[01:49:24]  I don't consent to anything and I'm not going anywhere.
[01:49:28]  I have to use the restroom.
[01:49:29]  Could you at least be courteous enough to let me go inside and use the restroom?
[01:49:32]  Of course.
[01:49:32]  You're using that.
[01:49:33]  We just wanted to talk to you.
[01:49:34]  They just want to make sure you're not a phone call.
[01:49:36]  Listen, can we explain why we're here?
[01:49:37]  I already explained to officer.
[01:49:40]  Excuse me this bad.
[01:49:40]  Yes.
[01:49:42]  393.
[01:49:43]  And I'm live streaming you and I'm recording it.
[01:49:45]  We've already been over this ad nausea.
[01:49:47]  I've met you.
[01:49:47]  They lied to me about signing and that they didn't do any due diligence or deliberation.
[01:49:56]  They're up to tell me what was happening.
[01:49:57]  Is that what made you upset?
[01:49:58]  Yep.
[01:49:58]  Okay.
[01:49:59]  And I'd be bad too.
[01:50:00]  Yep.
[01:50:00]  Okay.
[01:50:01]  And for years, I've been the victim of heinous and grievous civil liberties and civil rights violations and the weaponization of psychiatry for doing nothing wrong.
[01:50:09]  And the taxpayers have footed a five plus a five plus million dollar bill for nothing.
[01:50:15]  Is that all that happened?
[01:50:16]  That's it.
[01:50:17]  Okay.
[01:50:17]  That's truthful.
[01:50:18]  So you want to go inside and use the bathroom?
[01:50:20]  I want to go inside and use the bathroom now and be left alone.
[01:50:23]  That's fine.
[01:50:24]  Can I just introduce sophistry?
[01:50:25]  I don't want to talk to you.
[01:50:26]  You don't have to.
[01:50:26]  Can I go inside and be left alone?
[01:50:28]  Can I tell you?
[01:50:28]  I'm not going anywhere.
[01:50:29]  Can I go inside and be left alone?
[01:50:31]  This is an exercise infertility.
[01:50:33]  Let me go inside and leave me alone.
[01:50:35]  That sounds like one of those things that Someone hears and then reiterates that.
[01:50:40]  Like, you got like this guy chained down in a psychiatric hospital and he's screaming.
[01:50:44]  And the doctor's like, Sir, this is an exercise in futility, what you're doing right now.
[01:50:48]  So now he's like, he's like throwing that back at them.
[01:50:52]  I'm not consenting.
[01:50:53]  I'm inside.
[01:50:54]  I'm not, excuse me, I'm not talking to you.
[01:50:55]  I'm not conscious.
[01:50:56]  I am not consenting voluntarily to go anywhere.
[01:50:59]  So let's see what's going to happen this time.
[01:51:03]  Nope, I don't.
[01:51:05]  And I lost.
[01:51:07]  I'm going to leave right now.
[01:51:08]  I'm not going to any psychiatric institution.
[01:51:13]  Oh, you just broasted.
[01:51:15]  Okay.
[01:51:15]  Behave.
[01:51:16]  Ammunition.
[01:51:16]  You're not.
[01:51:17]  I'm not going.
[01:51:18]  No, I'm not.
[01:51:23]  Nope.
[01:51:23]  I'm not.
[01:51:25]  If you don't want me here, then I'm good.
[01:51:27]  Excuse me.
[01:51:28]  I'm talking.
[01:51:28]  I'm going to vacate the.
[01:51:29]  I'm going to vacate the premises.
[01:51:32]  Excuse me.
[01:51:32]  I'm talking.
[01:51:33]  Give me some respect.
[01:51:34]  I'm not going to a psychiatric institution.
[01:51:36]  I have to use the restroom.
[01:51:37]  You want to look at my bed cap too while I'm taking a piss?
[01:51:40]  You fucking faggot.
[01:51:41]  You fucking faggot.
[01:51:43]  There's no halting here, right?
[01:51:44]  You can pat me down.
[01:51:45]  I know you want to.
[01:51:46]  Come on.
[01:51:46]  Come on, big boy.
[01:51:49]  There's no respect to be had.
[01:51:50]  You want to do that?
[01:51:52]  No problem.
[01:51:53]  I know you like looking at big fucking dicks or whatever.
[01:51:55]  You fucking faggot.
[01:51:57]  I'm concerned about what's going to happen though.
[01:51:59]  I have hid the screen.
[01:52:05]  Go to the bathroom.
[01:52:15]  I don't hear any pee-pee.
[01:52:18]  There we go.
[01:52:19]  Okay, let me try skipping around.
[01:52:21]  I'm not seeing anything by the way.
[01:52:22]  He's pointed up.
[01:52:24]  Okay, so he's got his camera.
[01:52:27]  He's still talking to the police 10 minutes in.
[01:52:29]  Let me unhide it now.
[01:52:31]  Civil liberties and civil rights.
[01:52:33]  So he's just yelling at everybody in the house.
[01:52:34]  He's having an episode.
[01:52:35]  The police are there.
[01:52:36]  They're talking to him.
[01:52:38]  Check 20 minutes in.
[01:52:40]  W-O-R-D-P-R-E-S-S WordPress.
[01:52:45]  One compound word.
[01:52:46]  So period wordpress.com.
[01:52:48]  John C. Lasheris.
[01:52:49]  WordPress.com.
[01:52:51]  So the research and development section is in numerous sections as well.
[01:52:55]  They're trying to explain them his schizo theories in there.
[01:52:58]  This guy looks very bored.
[01:53:02]  We're 30 minutes in now.
[01:53:06]  This guy, the officer appears.
[01:53:13]  The officer appears to be having a psychiatric reaction to the stimuli.
[01:53:19]  Now, I'm the best local psychologist the world's ever seen.
[01:53:24]  And this is locale psychology.
[01:53:26]  This officer does not want to be in the situation.
[01:53:29]  He is involuntarily exposed to the situation.
[01:53:32]  He's being paid to stand here and he cannot leave until the situation is resolved and they feel like he's no longer a danger to himself or others.
[01:53:39]  However, that has not happened in 30 minutes of interacting with him.
[01:53:43]  So now the cop, he's having a little bit of an issue.
[01:53:47]  He's having some psychiatric issues himself and he's currently going through stages of grief and processing what he's experiencing.
[01:53:55]  This is an exercise in futility.
[01:53:56]  That's exactly right.
[01:53:58]  Okay, 40 minutes.
[01:54:00]  Speak to as many people as possible and the administration of that hospital they're on 1051.
[01:54:10]  It's pretty funny.
[01:54:11]  Okay.
[01:54:12]  He's just sitting there.
[01:54:14]  At 50 minutes, he's still sitting there.
[01:54:17]  The guy is still talking to him.
[01:54:19]  There is no resolution in sight.
[01:54:22]  These guys are unable to do anything until.
[01:54:25]  There's our guy.
[01:54:26]  There's our boy.
[01:54:27]  And then we get to 1501.
[01:54:31]  Sorry, I farted.
[01:54:34]  Yes, I'm human 2R4.
[01:54:36]  I'm sorry.
[01:54:36]  Something smells see this cop is now an hour into this engagement and the conversation has devolved into fart talk, which is putting this officer under some stress.
[01:54:50]  Now, he's trained, but his training has not prepared him for this particular set of stimuli, chat.
[01:54:59]  Does he get arrested?
[01:55:01]  Cop like approaches him, right?
[01:55:04]  No.
[01:55:06]  Okay, this is like a nurse.
[01:55:07]  What does she have to say?
[01:55:08]  Can you go to that, please?
[01:55:12]  Little miss, please give me your full name.
[01:55:14]  No, and turn that off.
[01:55:15]  I'm paranoid.
[01:55:16]  That's not going to happen.
[01:55:18]  Then you're going to go to the hospital without conversation.
[01:55:20]  Why is that?
[01:55:21]  Because it sounds like you're not stable.
[01:55:23]  No.
[01:55:23]  And you have to have everything recorded, and that's a little too parallel.
[01:55:26]  Okay, fine.
[01:55:26]  Turn it off and we'll talk woman to man, adults.
[01:55:29]  Okay?
[01:55:30]  Please turn it off.
[01:55:31]  We'll talk for five minutes.
[01:55:32]  Okay, and then give me the jurisdictional capacity for you to do that.
[01:55:36]  Where I cannot record in my house.
[01:55:37]  Why can't I do that?
[01:55:38]  Because I cannot record, sir.
[01:55:40]  I don't.
[01:55:40]  You can record in your house.
[01:55:41]  I can't.
[01:55:42]  I'm a screener, a state-certified screener by New Jersey.
[01:55:45]  Correct.
[01:55:45]  And I cannot be recorded.
[01:55:47]  And I cannot record anything either with my bosses.
[01:55:49]  Right, the problem.
[01:55:50]  No problem.
[01:55:51]  Sorry about that.
[01:55:53]  Interesting.
[01:55:55]  So I assume that at that point in time, they've already called in the 5150 and they're like, we're going to have to do an involuntary hold on him.
[01:56:02]  And the lady, for HIPAA reasons, is not allowed to talk to him about his condition.
[01:56:07]  And it's like, we can either talk about your condition and then you go to the hospital or we can involuntarily seize you and send you to the hospital and shut off your phone that way.
[01:56:18]  I'm assuming that's what the dichotomy is here.
[01:56:20]  And there's merely an illusion of choice as to what's happening.
[01:56:25]  She's lying?
[01:56:26]  I don't think so.
[01:56:27]  She's saying that they're going to take him to the hospital.
[01:56:29]  It doesn't sound like a bluff to me.
[01:56:31]  The cops have been there for an hour.
[01:56:36]  I feel like the reason why he listened to her is that he's had this happen before.
[01:56:41]  We're either going to do this the easy way or the hard way.
[01:56:44]  And they just did that.
[01:56:45]  That's weird.
[01:56:48]  Interesting end.
[01:56:50]  That's a very bizarre end to see him so calmed down by the hospital lady from the government walking in and just telling him to calm down.
[01:57:00]  LOL calm down.
[01:57:01]  And he's like, okay, then.
[01:57:04]  Expert, an expert at her career.
[01:57:06]  Now you see why she makes the big bugs.
[01:57:08]  Okay.
[01:57:12]  So the next low cams that I have are a string of site specific domesticated homegrown halal content.
[01:57:25]  So on the all-beef stream, we've had some weird beef, some foreign bits, some sweet meats that we not usually eat.
[01:57:33]  Now we have halal certified content.
[01:57:37]  Of course, I am doing the all-beef in support of my locals.
[01:57:40]  Maddie.live slash Jonah.
[01:57:42]  Please join the locals.
[01:57:44]  I'm trying to impress Rumble.
[01:57:45]  I'm not trying to look like a blight on their fucking, their lovely little system.
[01:57:49]  I know that joining locals is taboo.
[01:57:51]  There have been other creators on locals who have fallen down a dark path, chat.
[01:57:58]  However, I promise you there will be no wine moms stripped bare.
[01:58:04]  There will be no bottle ass pictures.
[01:58:06]  There will be no Discord kittens chat.
[01:58:09]  That is my solemn vow to you, my audience, that none of these things will happen on nanathinternet.com.locals.
[01:58:17]  That's not how it is.
[01:58:17]  Nanatinternet.locals.com slash support chat.
[01:58:20]  I have to get better at grifting.
[01:58:25]  Okay.
[01:58:26]  Homegrown.
[01:58:27]  Okay, so this was the guy I was thinking of.
[01:58:29]  Yeah, it was.
[01:58:33]  So this is Nicholas Marshall Talbot.
[01:58:36]  And I have specifically tried to avoid talking about him because he is like a mentally ill paranoid schizo.
[01:58:43]  And he's obsessed with me in particular.
[01:58:47]  He loves to try and impersonate me on social media platforms and say dumb shit for reasons unbeknownst to me because I've never really interacted with him.
[01:58:59]  But I have mentioned him one time before.
[01:59:04]  Yes, the gumroad died in December, bro.
[01:59:06]  I mentioned this.
[01:59:07]  I've not had gumroad for three months.
[01:59:09]  You got to go to the locals now.
[01:59:10]  So this guy, he is a schizo, as I said.
[01:59:18]  He joined the forum and he created a thread because he was a big Genshin Impact fan.
[01:59:25]  And in particular, he was a big fan of Klee, the short girl previously described that I interrupted myself because I was talking with the wrong person.
[01:59:35]  So he was on this Discord talking about Klee, his love.
[01:59:39]  I think he's also an open lollycon.
[01:59:43]  But then this person in the Genshin Impact community was a troll and trolled them.
[01:59:51]  This person joined the Genshin Impact Discord and told Nicholas Talbot to his fucking face in the Genshin Impact Safe Space that Genshin Impact is for pedophiles.
[02:00:02]  And so Mr. Talbot did not take this sitting down.
[02:00:06]  And he looked into the phone book to figure out who this treacherous villain sliding him in the good name of all Genshin Impact players and decided to post them on the Kiwi Farms and ask for a little bit of a personal army request against this evil wrongdoer.
[02:00:23]  And who was this evil, terrible person trolling in the Genshin Impact Discord?
[02:00:31]  Why?
[02:00:32]  It was a 13-year-old girl.
[02:00:35]  And not just a 13-year-old girl, a 13-year-old black girl.
[02:00:39]  And not just a 13-year-old black girl, but a 13-year-old black pooner who had pooned out.
[02:00:48]  And this man, this grown man, this 40 or 30, sorry, 30-year-old fucking man was epically trolled to a point of mental breakdown by a 13-year-old black pooner.
[02:01:01]  No, not my Oshie.
[02:01:04]  To the point where he went to a fucking, the fucking forum and tried to rally the troops to bring on an assault, an attack against this 13-year-old black pooner who so vigorously...
[02:01:18]  upset him that he had to.
[02:01:20]  He fled, he was driven out from his Genshin Impact community obviously.
[02:01:26]  Actually I even have the post down here.
[02:01:28]  This the op was preserved.
[02:01:32]  Hi, I don't see.
[02:01:34]  Okay, so this is it's Nat, Nat's OTUL bots, he says I can't seem to post threads yet.
[02:01:38]  But here's this Fm Trune who goes by Kit pronouns no real, which Kit is like Kit, Kit Self or whatever.
[02:01:45]  Uh, who's been constantly harassing me and just about every person who plays Genshin Impact, including Minos.
[02:01:51]  She thinks that anyone that plays the game is a pedophile.
[02:01:54]  All the characters in it are fictional and the majority of playable characters are adults and also called a 15 year old in Genshin Impact Unofficial Discord a pedophile for liking Klee.
[02:02:05]  Uh, she goes by Punk online and has sexually harassed many Genshin Impact fans as well.
[02:02:09]  I have photos of her face and she managed to get her and had managed to get her parents facebook.
[02:02:15]  Really, I feel like this would be a good place to expose her further.
[02:02:18]  She's also lied about her age, claiming to be 18 when she's actually 14.
[02:02:22]  she's still raiding the getchin impact unofficial discord server calling all genshin fans pedophiles and sending gore We have redacted the information about the black puner.
[02:02:37]  The mod says, we're not here to play your personal savior.
[02:02:41]  PA request denied.

=== Punk Harassing Genshin Impact Fans (03:53) ===

[02:02:43]  This guy doubles down.
[02:02:45]  She's a really fucking disgusting person and has threatened to shoot up the Ho-yover.
[02:02:51]  It has threatened to kill my friend's dog.
[02:02:54]  Oh my God, this puner is not taking the testosterone well.
[02:02:57]  She's going crazy.
[02:02:59]  She's not going to stop raiding Genshin Discord servers anytime soon and keeps cyber stalking and harassing me, my friends, and the Genshin Impact fandom in general.
[02:03:06]  I don't care that she's 14.
[02:03:07]  She's fucked.
[02:03:08]  She's fucking sick in the head.
[02:03:10]  And she needs to learn that calling someone a pedophile for liking a fictional character that just so happens to be a child is extremely usually usually the lolly people don't refer to the characters as a child.
[02:03:22]  That's very funny.
[02:03:23]  Is extremely disingenuous and fucked up.
[02:03:27]  Response to the mod saying go fuck yourself.
[02:03:28]  He says, but she's a perfect locale material and a sick girl as well, as well as a risk to a bunch of people on the lowercase I internet.
[02:03:35]  This fucking piece of shit needs her lowercase I internet access cut off.
[02:03:40]  Just like Bob.
[02:03:41]  He needs his own Bob to run in there and cut it down for the rest of her life.
[02:03:46]  Me, my friends on this book, everyone in the Genshin Impact fandom has fallen victim to people like her.
[02:03:51]  Genshin Impact haters are seriously delusional and it's fucking tiring to deal with them every single goddamn day.
[02:03:57]  Well, this went back and forth.
[02:04:00]  He tried very hard.
[02:04:03]  Look, even the Vtuber, even the Vtuber.
[02:04:07]  Shout out.
[02:04:09]  Post in chat, and this is your Oshi right here.
[02:04:13]  Even the Vtuber fan is like, bro, this is a bit fucking weird.
[02:04:17]  I don't know about this short girl.
[02:04:19]  I don't know what this anime thing is, but it's a little suspicious.
[02:04:27]  Anyways, so this is like what his face looks like.
[02:04:30]  I don't know.
[02:04:31]  They Photoshop him into a bunch of shit and he has like a bunch of like autism meltdowns.
[02:04:35]  There you go.
[02:04:36]  That's his cool picture.
[02:04:36]  He's got aviator shade, so you know he's a fucking hard ass.
[02:04:39]  He's had multiple crossovers.
[02:04:43]  Not just because of his own personal account that eventually got banned for being a Spurg.
[02:04:47]  Not only because he sits on Twitter and tries to impersonate random users on the Kiwi farms now.
[02:04:52]  He's also had crossovers with somebody else I'm about to talk about and Elaine, the Pissmenge, and a bunch of other people.
[02:05:00]  Basically the whole like myriad of anti-Kiwi farms Twitter Spurgs as a total.
[02:05:08]  And that's all I really have to say about him.
[02:05:10]  He's not too interesting outside of that.
[02:05:11]  He's again, he's in that cult cow section, 330 plus pages, because it's like a handful of interested users are monitoring his activity and his activity is mostly just responding to them.
[02:05:23]  And it kind of perpetuates itself in that way, which is not my cup of tea.
[02:05:27]  However, the origin story of trying to dox the black puner, the little black puner that could, the base warrior, little black puner that could, who is going to take the fight to Ho-ioverse itself.
[02:05:44]  That's probably one of the funniest stories on the forum.
[02:05:46]  That's one of the funniest ways to get doxxed.
[02:05:52]  Okay, and that brings me to Zoe, aka Tiffany Johnson.
[02:05:58]  I guess no relation to YMS.
[02:06:02]  He has the same last name.
[02:06:05]  She is a severely mentally ill young woman, which I believe is part of her appeal because she's like a retard, but she's like still like a young woman.
[02:06:21]  So you have like a bunch of simps who like simp for her.
[02:06:24]  I think it's like pretend simping.
[02:06:26]  Pretend to simp for her, but pretend simping is still something, chat.
[02:06:31]  That's the that's how it is.
[02:06:32]  That's the rule.
[02:06:33]  If you are pretend simping, you're still something.

=== Pretend Simping For Tiffany Johnson (02:05) ===

[02:06:37]  Um, let's see.
[02:06:43]  She had an abusive stepfather, which probably didn't help with the uh the thing.
[02:06:52]  Um, Destin, Florida.
[02:06:54]  That is a very, very familiar name.
[02:06:56]  She creates like 10 million sock accounts and gets banned constantly for being a violent lunatic.
[02:07:01]  Um, you really have to know the thread to like know her drama.
[02:07:07]  The um, the thing that I showed at the beginning of the stream, the music video, which I'll replay just uh for those of you who missed the intro.
[02:07:20]  It's just such a good song.
[02:07:21]  I can't help myself.
[02:07:40]  Ain't no fun if your girl don't go.
[02:07:44]  And I love to love you, babe.
[02:07:47]  I'd love to love you.
[02:07:52]  I'm on the team cause I'm a play.
[02:07:55]  Cause I'm a player.
[02:07:56]  And you can't fit in this Nah, nah, nah, nah I want you all up on the porch We'll be right back.
[02:08:40]  A heatus.

=== Rob Strickland Birthday Celebration (15:39) ===

[02:08:42]  So much.
[02:08:45]  So I can receive pay and live comfortably.
[02:08:47]  Got women hunting me, one of my company.
[02:08:50]  Trying to pump me.
[02:08:51]  Well, the b l I stay level.
[02:08:52]  Recognize the devil when he's messing with a rebel.
[02:08:55]  I'm old and metal, ready to bring it to him strong.
[02:08:57]  Rob Strickland, make sure my name lives on and lasts long.
[02:09:01]  Number one with every song.
[02:09:02]  Rock a mic phone, even if my sight gone.
[02:09:05]  Man, you're wrong.
[02:09:06]  Say you as hot as me.
[02:09:07]  Better chance in the lottery.
[02:09:10]  Make a mockery.
[02:09:11]  If you ain't bringing the real, lacking the skill, average running a meal, whatever you feel.
[02:09:16]  Homie, we can handle this.
[02:09:18]  Get it on from the bricks back to Los Angeles.
[02:09:24]  We keep it going on shop, y'all.
[02:09:28]  There's a very important part to this.
[02:09:30]  That's in the middle.
[02:09:32]  Trombonista, unreknown to me.
[02:09:35]  I didn't even know this is a thing.
[02:09:37]  Trombonista apparently was aware that Zoe, in her state of perpetual filth, had a bathtub full of glass, which posed an imminent physical harm to her.
[02:09:46]  So Trombonista, from the bottom of her heart, convinced Zoe that if she cleaned out the glass from her bathroom, then she would be unbanned from the Kikiwi farms for at least a little while.
[02:10:01]  And so she actually did film herself removing the broken shattered glass from her filthy bathtub.
[02:10:08]  And of course, she was complaining while doing this, but it is for her own good.
[02:10:12]  So that is nice.
[02:10:15]  That is nice of them to do.
[02:10:17]  That's a nice exchange, Chat.
[02:10:20]  I'm not sure if there's really too much to say about her.
[02:10:22]  And I feel like I would be disappointing some people if I didn't have too much else to say.
[02:10:27]  Her thing is just that she's like a violent psychotic retard who talks to a bunch of other retards like Nicholas Talbot.
[02:10:35]  And then, you know, she complains on Twitter.
[02:10:39]  So it's, it's, unless you're like really up to date with all her meanderings, it's impossible to like kind of summarize what she's up to.
[02:10:47]  However, I will, I did mention GoAnimate earlier in the show.
[02:10:52]  So I did promise you that there would be a GoAnimate video.
[02:10:55]  So emoboy fucker666, aka Zoe, did in fact make a little GoAnimate video.
[02:11:03]  And I think we should watch it, Shout.
[02:11:08]  Unikitty Show Fanatic.
[02:11:10]  How dare you be mean to me and have OMC be your brother?
[02:11:14]  You know that I am supposed to be your real brother.
[02:11:17]  That is it.
[02:11:17]  I will kill you.
[02:11:18]  Not so fast, buddy.
[02:11:21]  You leave my sister alone.
[02:11:23]  You two shut the up.
[02:11:25]  Now I have two people on my list to kill.
[02:11:28]  You don't hurt my fuck buddy and his sister.
[02:11:30]  You should shut up.
[02:11:31]  What are you?
[02:11:32]  On crack?
[02:11:33]  G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R.
[02:11:40]  O-M-C, Unikitty Show Fanatic, TFP Orange Boy, and Roblox Guy Production.
[02:11:47]  How dare you insult me?
[02:11:49]  That is it.
[02:11:49]  You're all dead.
[02:11:53]  I am called Not my fuck buddy, and you better not hurt my sister.
[02:12:11]  Well, you killed my brother That was, I killed the bad users.
[02:12:26]  Bad users, of course, being anyone that she doesn't like, I suppose.
[02:12:32]  And that's about it.
[02:12:36]  Her drama mostly consists of making violent psychotic threats on Twitter, getting banned, and then complaining that she's being censored because she's too close to this truth or whatever, and not because she continues to break the rules of Twitter in the most obvious way possible.
[02:12:51]  That you don't even need people to report you to get banned for.
[02:12:55]  So that's it.
[02:12:58]  That's Tiffany Schuyler Johnson.
[02:13:02]  I imagine that she was a guy in the video because the Rambo guy is just a guy.
[02:13:09]  You don't have a Rambo girl.
[02:13:12]  Just 30 seconds.
[02:13:13]  We can watch the bad users get deported too.
[02:13:15]  Let's watch this.
[02:13:18]  Oh my god, that's so loud.
[02:13:20]  USF, TFP Orange Boy, Splatonist, and Roblox Sky Production.
[02:13:26]  How dare you insult me, Fat Site?
[02:13:29]  You will be deported to Mexico.
[02:13:40]  This is how the wall works in real life.
[02:13:45]  There's like a Portal 2 anti-gravity field, and they just put you in it, and then you float away until you're about like a couple feet past the wall, and then it drops you on the other side.
[02:13:54]  I said, That is how it works.
[02:14:00]  All right.
[02:14:02]  Next, a brief interlude, a brief interlude.
[02:14:06]  There's really not much to say about this guy.
[02:14:08]  I've played him before.
[02:14:09]  This is Michael Lambert.
[02:14:11]  He does reactions to reactions.
[02:14:14]  He is basically a review bra for the review bras of the world.
[02:14:18]  And he wants to react to this Reese's PBJ grape big cup, which I'm going to be real sounds fucking disgusting.
[02:14:24]  But let's see what the reviewer of the reviewer has to say about a chat.
[02:14:34]  Hey, YouTube, it's Michael Lambert here.
[02:14:37]  Hi, Michael.
[02:14:38]  I'm back once again with another reaction video.
[02:14:42]  Once again, I'm reacting to Disco Bob Entertainment and more in this video.
[02:14:46]  New Reese's PBJ Grape Big Cup Review.
[02:14:55]  This is one of the new ones that he uploaded yesterday, and I'm going to react to it right now.
[02:15:01]  And if any notifications pop up during the video, I apologize.
[02:15:04]  I will take care of them.
[02:15:05]  So you know that this is keynote because it says right there that this is the keen keen master.
[02:15:10]  So there's no way it can't be keen.
[02:15:13]  Get to this video.
[02:15:16]  Hey, I'm going to be trying a new kind of Reese cup.
[02:15:19]  So stay tuned for this one.
[02:15:22]  So his thing is that he makes really gratuitously overreactive faces to like every single thing said.
[02:15:39]  I also want to point out that he appears to have this triangle-shaped dent in his skull.
[02:15:45]  And it makes me wonder if he's had like actual brain surgery.
[02:15:48]  Because if I, I don't know what it looks like if someone's had brain surgery, but I imagine it would leave a gigantic triangle shape in your skull like that, where it's been cut open.
[02:16:03]  To Disco Bob Entertainment and more.
[02:16:05]  So what I have here today.
[02:16:06]  This guy's channel has 98 views.
[02:16:12]  And then this guy's channel has 42.
[02:16:15]  This is the bottom.
[02:16:16]  This is the absolute bottom of the content algorithm where you have somebody reacting to somebody's video and neither of them have broken 100 views yet.
[02:16:25]  There are more people watching me watch this than I've ever watched this video.
[02:16:29]  It's the new Reese's PB and J. Cool.
[02:16:32]  Big cup.
[02:16:33]  Great.
[02:16:34]  Wow, look at those eyes.
[02:16:35]  So expressive.
[02:16:36]  I want to smile.
[02:16:37]  I did this review when I found the strawberry.
[02:16:40]  Wow.
[02:16:40]  The grape and the strawberry.
[02:16:42]  But I couldn't find shocked strawberry yet.
[02:16:46]  Super shocked.
[02:16:47]  He couldn't find the shocked strawberry.
[02:16:50]  Oh.
[02:16:53]  That's like the reaction that you have in a movie where a child gets hit by a car.
[02:16:58]  Strawberry.
[02:16:58]  Okay.
[02:16:59]  But couldn't find it yet.
[02:17:01]  But I found this one at one of my local Dollar Generals.
[02:17:05]  It's just a little single Dollar General.
[02:17:07]  I've seen people review them in bigger cups.
[02:17:10]  Wow.
[02:17:11]  Even bigger chat.
[02:17:14]  Check this out.
[02:17:17]  190 calories for one.
[02:17:19]  Wow.
[02:17:20]  That's too fucking much.
[02:17:21]  Wow.
[02:17:22]  So let's open this up.
[02:17:23]  It's supposed to have a little grape at the bottom.
[02:17:25]  And then.
[02:17:26]  So let's try this.
[02:17:27]  PBJ Big Cup sounds fucking gross, bro.
[02:17:30]  What's wrong with you?
[02:17:31]  Reese's cups.
[02:17:33]  The best thing is the fucking peanut butter.
[02:17:35]  You're adding fucking jelly.
[02:17:36]  Look, it's like you could just go and get like smuckers and then dip it in chocolate and you probably get a better eating experience than whatever the fuck this is.
[02:17:45]  Oh man.
[02:17:46]  And I've talked to people that said they've seen people where they couldn't find the grape.
[02:17:50]  I can't believe you guys are brainwashing and wanting this fucking thing now.
[02:17:53]  You guys are crazy.
[02:17:54]  This is a single big cup.
[02:17:56]  Cool.
[02:17:57]  So let's get this.
[02:17:58]  I like anything for Reese's.
[02:18:00]  I bet.
[02:18:00]  I bought a couple of them.
[02:18:03]  Wow.
[02:18:04]  This guy looks so much like Rick Scott, the governor of Florida.
[02:18:08]  He's like a baldo.
[02:18:09]  He also kind of looks like Derek Huma.
[02:18:12]  Okay.
[02:18:12]  So let's give this a try.
[02:18:17]  I gotta see his reaction to the bite.
[02:18:18]  You can't just watch this then tune out before the bite's taken.
[02:18:22]  Look at how anticipatory he is.
[02:18:24]  He's so hyped.
[02:18:25]  He can't.
[02:18:25]  He's not even blaking.
[02:18:27]  He needs to see his reaction.
[02:18:29]  He's just hanging on every second.
[02:18:31]  He can't stand it.
[02:18:33]  Oh, you can.
[02:18:35]  Wow.
[02:18:36]  You can taste grape flavor in the PBJ grape-flavored peanut butter cup.
[02:18:44]  Holy shit, chat.
[02:18:46]  This is the content I'm missing my fucking life.
[02:18:49]  By the way, I wake up in the morning when I don't get to see this guy reacting to reactions, chat.
[02:18:55]  Their faces are so comedic, both of them.
[02:18:58]  Like, I don't know what that guy's face is.
[02:19:03]  Maybe I should do what Kino Casino does.
[02:19:07]  I should take this and make it like a sticker on Kick and Rumble.
[02:19:10]  Would that be a welcomed addition to take this guy's face and make it a sticker, chat?
[02:19:15]  It might be.
[02:19:16]  I need to liven it up.
[02:19:17]  I only got hamsters right now.
[02:19:20]  All right.
[02:19:21]  Another local homebrew.
[02:19:24]  This is Lunar Eclipse Paradox, also known as Alex Hougendorp.
[02:19:33]  I'm trying to remember.
[02:19:34]  Okay, what do I say in my notes?
[02:19:35]  Hold up.
[02:19:36]  Nothing.
[02:19:38]  Nothing, chat.
[02:19:39]  I'm drawing a blank.
[02:19:40]  I'm drowning, chat.
[02:19:41]  I'm drowning live on air.
[02:19:42]  Let's play the video.
[02:19:44]  Hope it works.
[02:19:47]  So sick of you, trolls, betraying me.
[02:19:49]  You're never my real friends.
[02:19:52]  Never were.
[02:19:52]  You always talk behind my back and betray me.
[02:19:58]  So here's some male fingers I'm going to say.
[02:20:00]  I'm going to give.
[02:20:02]  Fuck you, Toachy Suzuharu.
[02:20:05]  Fuck you, Mr. Sparkletor.
[02:20:10]  Fuck you, Axiom the fucker.
[02:20:13]  These are all Kiwi from users.
[02:20:15]  You, Galton's ghost.
[02:20:16]  Fuck you, Alex.
[02:20:18]  Fuck you, Glowy.
[02:20:23]  Fuck you.
[02:20:27]  What are the other names?
[02:20:31]  Oh, I remember.
[02:20:32]  Okay.
[02:20:34]  So this guy joined the forum and he got phone booked because he used that.
[02:20:38]  He ignored the fucking username warning and he posted a bunch of shit that identified himself.
[02:20:43]  And his username was very similar to his main ones.
[02:20:47]  And what they found was that this guy is like a hardcore gooner.
[02:20:52]  He has something called like the visual novel database.
[02:20:56]  He has an account on that.
[02:20:58]  And apparently, unbeknownst to me, there are over a thousand visual novels.
[02:21:04]  And I know this because he has rated over a thousand visual novels, many of them pornographic.
[02:21:11]  And that's where the references to like Amputee Lolly comes from.
[02:21:15]  Because apparently he has reviewed Amputee Lolly visual novels in the visual novel database.
[02:21:22]  So this guy, and from my understanding, these are like video games, like pseudo-video games where you just like turn the page by clicking buttons and stuff.
[02:21:29]  So he's like, I honestly did not know there were over a thousand of these games in existence, but there's apparently much more because he's only reviewed a thousand.
[02:21:36]  I assume that the totality of this body of work is much greater than just a thousand.
[02:21:46]  But why is he saying this in Children's Park?
[02:21:49]  Apparently he has autism real bad.
[02:21:53]  Oh, okay.
[02:21:54]  Now, he's a halal local, so he comes from the forum.
[02:21:58]  A lot of his drama is back and forth with the forum.
[02:22:01]  It's funny that I forgot this because he hates me so much.
[02:22:04]  I don't know anything about him.
[02:22:08]  But he apparently doesn't like me very much.
[02:22:10]  And let's finish this video and then I have another video that I want to show you.
[02:22:13]  Fuck you, QE and Cow.
[02:22:14]  Fuck you.
[02:22:18]  Berg spectator, whatever the fuck you're called.
[02:22:22]  Okay.
[02:22:25]  Fuck you.
[02:22:26]  We are the witches.
[02:22:27]  Fuck you, private tag reporter.
[02:22:29]  Fuck all of you.
[02:22:31]  Fuck every single one of you.
[02:22:34]  Fuck all of you.
[02:22:36]  All of you can go to fucking hell.
[02:22:45]  This is the lowest hanging fruit.
[02:22:48]  That's going to be because of you.
[02:22:50]  You motherfucking trolls.
[02:22:52]  You are some inglorious motherfucking bastards right there.
[02:22:56]  You are seriously sick in the fucking head for making me sick in the fucking head.
[02:23:01]  So fuck all of you.
[02:23:04]  Oh yeah.
[02:23:04]  And Joshua Connor Moon, fuck you too.
[02:23:07]  Wow.
[02:23:07]  Sneezing the site full of extremists like this.
[02:23:10]  Wow.
[02:23:14]  Yeah, yeah, big frowny face on in this video.
[02:23:17]  Apparently that trend of fuck you, Joshua Connor Moon, continues because he published this video.
[02:23:22]  Let's take a listen.
[02:23:25]  This is a message to Joshua Connor Moon.
[02:23:28]  You better mitigate this bullying situation right now because it's really getting out of hand.
[02:23:33]  All right.
[02:23:34]  People are saying lies about me and their shit like that.
[02:23:37]  One of my Oshi.
[02:23:39]  You better mitigate.
[02:23:41]  Oh, and you better give me back the $50 I donated in litigation fund.
[02:23:46]  If you don't do something about this bullying situation, I'm going to come to your house and I'm going to fucking behead you, you motherfucker.
[02:23:55]  That's something about it right now.
[02:23:57]  Thank God Kir Starmer is rounding up all the samurai swords.
[02:24:00]  I feel much safer now.
[02:24:02]  Now that the samurai sword menace is being dealt with.
[02:24:07]  Someone said this is the lowest hanging fruit.
[02:24:09]  It's true.
[02:24:09]  This is what I mean.
[02:24:10]  They got the cult cattle.
[02:24:11]  You have these guys.
[02:24:13]  And their main thing is that they are reacting to the forum almost live.

=== Dan Burst Hard Banned From Platform (06:09) ===

[02:24:21]  And I think he actually had a forum account.
[02:24:22]  I banned him because I actually don't know.
[02:24:26]  Is he banned?
[02:24:27]  Let's check chat.
[02:24:29]  He is hard banned.
[02:24:31]  What is he hard banned for?
[02:24:34]  Spamming retard.
[02:24:36]  He's only banned temporarily until the 31st.
[02:24:40]  Oh my God.
[02:24:42]  We can even list this right now.
[02:24:44]  Do it on stream just because I can't.
[02:24:46]  Just because I have the capacity.
[02:24:48]  I might have to.
[02:24:48]  I thought he was permanently banned.
[02:24:50]  I made his name red.
[02:24:55]  Let me remove the red name because otherwise that will confuse people until he starts posting.
[02:25:01]  And dump dump.
[02:25:03]  Let me do this on the other browser.
[02:25:06]  Feeling generous, chat.
[02:25:08]  I'm generous, Josh.
[02:25:10]  That's my name.
[02:25:11]  Everybody acknowledge everybody on planet Earth acknowledges what a nice and generous boy that I am.
[02:25:21]  And that should work.
[02:25:22]  Okay.
[02:25:23]  Now he's all set up.
[02:25:24]  I got him all squared away.
[02:25:26]  It was expiring in a couple days.
[02:25:28]  So why not accelerate that?
[02:25:30]  Look, he even logs in recently to check and see if he's unbanned.
[02:25:36]  6,000 messages?
[02:25:38]  How?
[02:25:39]  Where?
[02:25:42]  Is it just in his thread?
[02:25:47]  Yeah.
[02:25:49]  How many pages is this?
[02:25:53]  200?
[02:25:53]  That's it?
[02:25:54]  You expect a 7,000 fucking post.
[02:25:56]  It would be a lot more than 200.
[02:26:00]  I think that he posted a lot on the forum before he fucked up.
[02:26:08]  And it was just like this really shitty low IQ like slot poster.
[02:26:12]  They also posting the easy to track user input.
[02:26:15]  Okay, that makes sense.
[02:26:17]  I understand that.
[02:26:18]  Let's see if there's another funny video.
[02:26:24]  Local video song.
[02:26:36]  I want more videos.
[02:26:46]  Just because my friend Joshua has been protecting me from all your harassment doesn't mean you get to harass him.
[02:26:53]  Can't believe he's calling me his friend now.
[02:26:55]  I'm so confused.
[02:26:57]  Enough with this.
[02:26:58]  We will rely on each other to protect each other against the fascists who try to destroy our lives.
[02:27:04]  Oh no, the fascists.
[02:27:06]  Oh, no.
[02:27:07]  This game isn't over.
[02:27:08]  You're going to lose.
[02:27:11]  To lose.
[02:27:19]  Apparently he makes fun of someone on the forum who dies.
[02:27:21]  That's quite mean.
[02:27:23]  What a bully this guy is.
[02:27:26]  That's a huge bully.
[02:27:27]  Okay, here's a Spurg out and a DeviantArt.
[02:27:30]  Oh my God, that's old school.
[02:27:31]  If you pick a platform to Spurg out on, most people don't pick Deviant these days.
[02:27:35]  I get paid $1,800 Canadian dollars a month because of my disability.
[02:27:39]  Shout outs to all the taxpayers of Canada.
[02:27:42]  Thank you very much for bringing this content to us today.
[02:27:46]  We couldn't do it without Canadian taxpayers.
[02:27:50]  Requested my father to put college money into gold to protect my wealth.
[02:27:54]  I often buy some.
[02:27:54]  Oh, fuck you.
[02:27:55]  I was going to buy silver and gold to protect myself from inflation.
[02:27:59]  This guy on social security income in Canada is putting his money into silver on the taxpayer dollar.
[02:28:08]  Enjoy, Canadians.
[02:28:10]  Enjoy.
[02:28:12]  There's a misconception that I leech off my parents.
[02:28:15]  I don't.
[02:28:16]  You just leech off everybody else who pays taxes.
[02:28:18]  We pay each other back if we borrow money.
[02:28:20]  I let them borrow my money for crucial things like paying bills or healthcare costs.
[02:28:24]  I love my family.
[02:28:26]  From April 21st to April 27th, I was held at the Peter Lawheed Center because I cut my ear out of rage.
[02:28:33]  This was the building I was diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder.
[02:28:37]  Though I did go there again a few times in 2023, I might end up there again if the bullying doesn't stop.
[02:28:43]  Well, don't hurt yourself.
[02:28:45]  Just clink your silver together, bro.
[02:28:47]  I actually have right here on my desk.
[02:28:50]  This is a very rare coin, even.
[02:28:52]  This is a silver plastic.
[02:28:56]  The blue has gotten together.
[02:28:59]  There we go.
[02:29:00]  This is a commemorative coin from the German Democratic Republic or Carl Friedrich Schinkel, who I believe was an architect from the 19th century.
[02:29:15]  The GDR commemorated him on their coinage.
[02:29:18]  It was very rare to get a silver coin from the GDR because communists don't believe in real money.
[02:29:25]  But they would sometimes make silver coins.
[02:29:27]  And this is one of them.
[02:29:28]  And it has zinc in it.
[02:29:30]  So the finish is not as pretty as it could have been if they didn't use zinc as filler.
[02:29:34]  Usually they use copper.
[02:29:35]  See if I can take my knife here.
[02:29:39]  Ooh, I got my knife out, chat.
[02:29:40]  Okay, ready?
[02:29:41]  Let's see if I can do a little ting to calm down after all this content.
[02:29:46]  Ooh, it does have a little team.
[02:29:49]  I think that the silver, the zinc content dulls it a bit.
[02:29:55]  It does.
[02:29:55]  The zinc definitely has a negative impact on the tone of the silver.
[02:30:01]  Ah, communists can't do anything right, chat, is the moral of this story.
[02:30:09]  Put that away.
[02:30:09]  That's a nice coin.
[02:30:10]  I don't want to fuck it up.
[02:30:14]  Okay.
[02:30:18]  Let's move along.
[02:30:20]  Oh, this is Dan Burst.
[02:30:21]  Everybody talks about him.
[02:30:28]  And it's his culture.
[02:30:29]  Okay, I already talked about him too.

=== Linux Command Line Shock Incident (03:18) ===

[02:30:30]  Okay, great.
[02:30:32]  Okay.
[02:30:33]  That concludes then the new stuff.
[02:30:40]  But I got a very special request from this user, the repeated meme, who very conditionally to his name asked, can you do the same thing from last week show, but again?
[02:30:54]  And as a matter of fact, I can.
[02:30:56]  So here is the all-beef updates from your usual suspects.
[02:31:00]  They kind of flank the chops that you want on your day-to-day meals channel.
[02:31:09]  Let's start with Keffels.
[02:31:10]  Keffels came back to the internet once again to try and stream.
[02:31:14]  He says, yo, everyone, check my Wikipedia, which says retired streamer.
[02:31:23]  Not true anymore.
[02:31:25]  I'm back.
[02:31:26]  I miss the community, but I do have some boundaries.
[02:31:31]  I'm setting up this time.
[02:31:33]  I am never returning to social media in any form.
[02:31:39]  I am not doing drama content.
[02:31:42]  I am not doing political content.
[02:31:44]  All streams are chill, just chatting and or gaming.
[02:31:48]  I was at my best doing comfort streams.
[02:31:51]  That's what it will be.
[02:31:53]  Also, I told the new mods to not even bother moderating Twitch or YouTube.
[02:31:58]  I am dual streaming, but I'm only reading this one chat.
[02:32:03]  So then he comes back, and he decides the best way to open up his new life as a streamer is by giving the audience what they really, really want.
[02:32:27]  Okay, we're back.
[02:33:07]  All right, we're back in the game.
[02:33:08]  So if you're only listening, throughout this video repeatedly, Keffels takes a electrical device and delivers an electrical shock to himself, which brings me immense satisfaction.
[02:33:20]  It was only a few years ago that this person was trying to ruin my life and the lives of anyone associated with the Kiwi Farms and was actively trying to bring about a kind of Orwellian censorship that the U.S. has never seen before.
[02:33:30]  And now I sit here and watch Keffels shock himself over and over again with a cattle prod for the viewership of maybe 100 people tops as he begs for donations from his audience on Discord.
[02:33:42]  Praise the Lord, chat.
[02:33:44]  Praise the Lord.
[02:33:45]  And pass the ammunition.

=== Coffee Brand Contract Scandal Revealed (04:39) ===

[02:33:49]  In case people are wondering, that is not legally a stun gun.
[02:33:52]  That is legally a cattle prod.
[02:33:54]  A cattle prod is legally different in Ireland and the UK.
[02:33:59]  And a cattle prod is legal.
[02:34:02]  Now, if he is allowed to shock himself in Ireland like that, I don't know if that's true, but I have no evidence to the contrary.
[02:34:11]  He also decided to drop this lovely bomb on everybody.
[02:34:16]  By the way, how many people here are aware of like the I have the most disgusting keyboard on earth?
[02:34:25]  Like, is this is this common knowledge for people in chat?
[02:34:32]  So this fetid gooner shocking himself is so terrible at managing his own hygiene.
[02:34:40]  Even he wants the world to know, by the way, that he lives in filth and squalor in his apartment.
[02:34:46]  And he just wants to tell people that.
[02:34:48]  And then he also wanted to give out.
[02:34:52]  Oh, he also decided to announce to his Discord after his streams, after his little streams, about an hour each, that that was too much for him.
[02:35:01]  He says, I'm fine.
[02:35:04]  I didn't puke.
[02:35:05]  I went from being gone for a year to four consecutive streams in a row.
[02:35:11]  I pushed myself too hard and my fibromyalgia flared up.
[02:35:17]  I'm in a lot of pain.
[02:35:19]  I will be fine.
[02:35:20]  I'm taking tomorrow off to recover.
[02:35:22]  I'll be back.
[02:35:24]  Well, there was a part of his stream where he ran off stream and threw up.
[02:35:27]  I assume because of smoked oysters, but he's pretending that's because of his disability.
[02:35:30]  So he can now bilk the English North Irish taxpayers for their money as well.
[02:35:38]  They also decided to announce this.
[02:35:40]  Oh, while I was gone, I started a business, which I'm still going to be chipping away at.
[02:35:48]  And long story short, it required me to learn Linux.
[02:35:54]  I actually am officially this.
[02:35:57]  I am actually a CEO now.
[02:36:02]  It is no longer just like a meme title.
[02:36:06]  And that feels really weird to say.
[02:36:08]  But I had to learn Linux because the server runs on Linux and it specifically, it has no graphical user interface.
[02:36:19]  It's completely done through Linux terminal.
[02:36:27]  The computers went wrong when you made them for niggers.
[02:36:30]  That's when it went wrong.
[02:36:31]  Okay.
[02:36:32]  That was the, that was the big, that's when it went wrong.
[02:36:35]  It's like, how many people?
[02:36:36]  It's like, oh, it's a command line.
[02:36:37]  Yeah, fuck you, man.
[02:36:38]  White people don't mind it.
[02:36:40]  Okay.
[02:36:40]  The white people are like, yeah, it's command line.
[02:36:42]  So what's your, what's your point?
[02:36:43]  The niggers are all like, no, it's, we, it's, we don't like the command line.
[02:36:47]  Here's the difference in a white person and a nigger.
[02:36:49]  Do you like the command line?
[02:36:50]  Okay, you're a nigger.
[02:36:51]  Fuck you.
[02:36:52]  Get the fuck out.
[02:36:54]  Sorry, Italians.
[02:36:55]  Officially not white.
[02:36:57]  So this little tidbit of information.
[02:37:00]  Actually, I'll let him continue.
[02:37:02]  What kind of business?
[02:37:03]  So it's an online marketplace for makers in the BDSM community to sell things like paddles and whips and like spanking benches and St. Andrew's crosses and stuff.
[02:37:19]  Okay, this kind of people.
[02:37:22]  But the actual tech was a fucking nightmare.
[02:37:26]  I have a lot of vendors lined up who want to sell on it, but like getting it all together is going to take time.
[02:37:35]  So with that tidbit of information dangled out in front of the Kiwi Farms, people took to the internet to try and figure out what the fuck he's talking about and if it's even real.
[02:37:44]  And sure enough, it is.
[02:37:45]  The Sarintum Corporation, innovative market solutions for underserved solutions for underserved markets, from adversity to the stars.
[02:37:57]  It is a global collection of skilled multidisciplinary professionals joining forces to deliver technology solutions to strong but underserved communities.
[02:38:07]  Founder Clara Sorenti recognized the majority of e-commerce platforms used increasingly strict product guidelines to squeeze out small merchants.
[02:38:16]  Craftsmen were left behind.
[02:38:21]  And then some weird shit about his Italian last name.
[02:38:27]  And here is the team.

=== Overstretching Yourself With Supplements (16:10) ===

[02:38:28]  We have, I okay, here's my favorite thing.
[02:38:32]  So he took the Kiwi Farms coigglers and he like made it into this weird tranny shit that he just calls the wigglers.
[02:38:40]  And he made like little fake coigglers for all the people.
[02:38:45]  And the one person that's not a co-wiggler is Arif, who is like a brown Mohammed Dean living in the UK, who's also the chief financial officer.
[02:38:57]  And Keffels could not convince this black man to allow himself to be denigrated down into a fake coiggler.
[02:39:05]  And so instead, it is merely his coiggler molesting his bald head.
[02:39:10]  And that is his icon.
[02:39:13]  So very fascinating.
[02:39:18]  Supposedly, some of these people are in his polycule as well.
[02:39:22]  I'm not sure.
[02:39:23]  He may actually be getting the BBC at this point in time.
[02:39:26]  I can only imagine, chat.
[02:39:27]  We can only break the rule and imagine that.
[02:39:31]  So that's what Caffles is up to.
[02:39:33]  He's trying his best.
[02:39:38]  Does the parrot have any idea of what's on the computer screen?
[02:39:42]  No.
[02:39:43]  Maybe he has some bird ideas.
[02:39:45]  Maybe that's the best he can do.
[02:39:48]  Next, I mentioned this person one time only to respond to his video about why bestiality is not bad.
[02:39:59]  I have since been informed that his degeneracy, I actually kind of stood up for him because I said, I like how this guy is like a Mary Autist and he exists so far outside of the parameters of normalcy.
[02:40:12]  And he's very aware of this and he doesn't care.
[02:40:15]  I find that endearing sometimes.
[02:40:17]  However, I think that his outside of decency has extended to certain other topics, which I cannot endorse.
[02:40:24]  Unfortunately, I have to retract my admiration, any admiration expressed.
[02:40:31]  He has finally moved out of his mother's house and he's done a little dance.
[02:40:34]  So let's take a little look at this little dance shot.
[02:40:38]  We can bring it on the floor, never danced like this before.
[02:40:47]  We don't talk about it.
[02:40:52]  It's a good song, chat.
[02:40:53]  I really like this song.
[02:41:02]  We don't talk about the dancing on to the boogie all night long.
[02:41:08]  Stone digital every night.
[02:41:10]  Shouldn't talk about weirdo.
[02:41:17]  I do like that song.
[02:41:18]  I can't help it.
[02:41:19]  He's like a music spurt, so he knows he likes music too.
[02:41:23]  Oh, well.
[02:41:24]  That's the Patricia Taxon update.
[02:41:27]  I hope they've enjoyed it.
[02:41:31]  Next, Stick Saxon Hammer has gone back to jail.
[02:41:36]  Or has he?
[02:41:37]  Now, these internet services that catalog jail intake records, quote-unquote, jail intake records, have a record of Taro Warwick in his county of Vermont going to the Marble Valley Regional Correctional Facility for one day.
[02:41:56]  Booked on the 24th, released on the 25th for a offense that occurred in 24th.
[02:42:04]  And I believe the listing is even violating abuse prevention order.
[02:42:07]  So he had an abuse prevention order placed against him.
[02:42:11]  He violated it and he got a signature bond.
[02:42:14]  He went to the Marble Valley Regional Correctional Facility and was released the following day, probably after his hearing.
[02:42:22]  Tarl has taken to Twitter to mock me for posting this, saying that he's not in jail.
[02:42:29]  Well, motherfucker, most people could pay a cash bond.
[02:42:33]  However, this is a very real record.
[02:42:35]  And by the way, I have confirmed from the Vermont State Police that this arrest happened and the code right here is legitimate.
[02:42:44]  So I put in a FOIA request with the, I was referred by the Vermont State Police that I would actually have to contact the Rutland County Police Department.
[02:42:52]  So I've contacted the Rutland Police Department and I'm going to acquire the fucking arrest video or their report or the bug shot and or.
[02:43:00]  So he's literally on the fucking internet lying about having been arrested as if people can't fucking validate this.
[02:43:07]  Motherfucker, I'm going to validate this.
[02:43:09]  I'm waiting on my return phone call.
[02:43:11]  I contacted.
[02:43:12]  I'm going to call him again today, actually, after this fucking stream.
[02:43:14]  I'm going to ask, where's my fucking court report?
[02:43:16]  I want the arrest report and I want the bug shot.
[02:43:20]  Motherfucker, you're going to lie to me.
[02:43:22]  I'm not in jail.
[02:43:23]  Yeah, motherfucker.
[02:43:24]  You got released on a cash bomb.
[02:43:25]  That's usually what happens to low-risk, docile, neutered cattle like you.
[02:43:31]  They just let you go.
[02:43:32]  They let you walk out on a promissory.
[02:43:35]  Bitch, motherfucker.
[02:43:37]  My theory is that he got arrested for the blood ritual.
[02:43:43]  Because I feel like that's so fucking weird that you probably can get somebody on.
[02:43:47]  Because I think like when you do a DVRO, it says like you can't harass this person anymore.
[02:43:52]  And I can't think of anything closer to harassing somebody without actually like invoking their name than using a vial of their blood to try and curse them.
[02:44:01]  Like, I guess in his head, it's all fucking voodoo nonsense anyway.
[02:44:05]  So nobody takes it seriously.
[02:44:06]  But it's like, you have a, it's, the blood is real.
[02:44:09]  It's really a vial of her blood.
[02:44:10]  And it's real fucking weird to take her vial of blood and then do shit with it.
[02:44:14]  I feel like if you masturbate it with it, you might also get a DVRO restraining order for violation for that.
[02:44:19]  So yeah.
[02:44:22]  And I'm coming, buddy.
[02:44:23]  Swiggity Swooty.
[02:44:24]  He says, Josh has this homosexual.
[02:44:27]  Josh Moon has this homosexual obsession with me.
[02:44:30]  Swiggity Swooty, coming.
[02:44:32]  I'm going to get that fucking tape.
[02:44:35]  I got a list of tapes that I'm after.
[02:44:37]  I'm going to get whatever records they're going to get me.
[02:44:41]  Bitch, motherfucker.
[02:44:44]  Next, Hambly, Jeremy Hambley.
[02:44:46]  Now, this was covered extensively.
[02:44:48]  I actually did not hear about this from the forum because they failed me again, my own website.
[02:44:54]  So the quartering has put out an 11-minute long video begging people to buy his coffee.
[02:44:58]  And I honestly God did not know that he even made coffee.
[02:45:01]  So let me prefix this.
[02:45:04]  I actually like the quartering.
[02:45:05]  I think that's a really unpopular take in the sector because I think he's done like a lot of shitty things to people.
[02:45:11]  I think he reported Medicare or something.
[02:45:13]  He's done like a lot of shitty things.
[02:45:14]  My interaction with Hambley only goes so far back as January because I started following him on Twitter.
[02:45:20]  And he's one of the best followers on Twitter.
[02:45:23]  He's not fully fucking retarded.
[02:45:27]  He's like one of the only conservatar grifters who does not routinely say shit that makes me unfollow them.
[02:45:34]  So I like him.
[02:45:36]  And he talked to the locals on my behalf.
[02:45:37]  So I appreciate him.
[02:45:38]  However, I will make fun of him for this.
[02:45:41]  He is a millionaire.
[02:45:43]  He's a multi-millionaire.
[02:45:44]  From my understanding, he even owns his own aircraft.
[02:45:46]  And he poured in $300,000 into a coffee company, which to my understanding is apparently something that he's very passionate about because apparently he has some kind of coffee recipe in his family or like a roasting recipe from his family.
[02:46:03]  So it's like a I'm going to honor my family type of thing by making a coffee company and getting it kicked off.
[02:46:08]  And I kind of understand his intention because black rifle coffee was really successful, but black rifle coffee is really fucking gay.
[02:46:17]  So, um, but then the market is oversaturated as fuck.
[02:46:21]  So I think his intention was: I have a family business that I want to resurrect that roasts coffee.
[02:46:26]  And I want to do the black rifle coffee thing, but do it right and not have two gay men, two Jewish gay men own the company, and which is like a good thing in and of itself.
[02:46:35]  I want to participate in the parallel economy, but even in that sense, it's oversaturated.
[02:46:39]  Tim Poole has his own coffee, Dick Masterson had his own fucking coffee.
[02:46:43]  All these people already have a coffee.
[02:46:45]  And I'm going to go on a limb.
[02:46:47]  I'm going to say that your $20 bag of coffee, no matter how good it is, is probably not so much better than Cafe Bostello.
[02:46:57]  Well, the first thing I did when I got back into the U.S. is I got one of like every kind of coffee that they had at like a regular store and I tried them all.
[02:47:06]  Cafe Bostello is the best fucking coffee that is readily available on market stores.
[02:47:10]  It blows everything else out of the fucking water.
[02:47:13]  So my take is that it's almost improbable that your coffee is going to be Cafe Bostello and that it's going to have a better brand value than Cafe Bostillo.
[02:47:23]  And it's more readily not be as readily available.
[02:47:26]  So it's a fool's errand.
[02:47:28]  And to make it even worse, like Cafe Bostello is like the most super easy name.
[02:47:33]  It has a really recognizable brand.
[02:47:35]  Like you see on the shelf, it pops at you.
[02:47:37]  It's like yellow and red and it has the little lady on it, little Latinx on it.
[02:47:40]  And it's like, it looks distinct.
[02:47:43]  It jumps out on the shelf.
[02:47:44]  It has a name that is distinct.
[02:47:46]  And it has a really nice, mild, muddy, nutty flavor to it that really makes the coffee super good.
[02:47:53]  It's a good fucking coffee, is what I'm trying to say.
[02:47:58]  And it's like you're not, you're just not going to beat that.
[02:48:02]  His brand name that he picked to compete with this.
[02:48:05]  And I understand, I think I understand what he was going for.
[02:48:08]  Like, we want to have a brand that's like no bullshit, no nothing, just coffee.
[02:48:14]  So he calls it coffee brand coffee.
[02:48:18]  And it's honestly, it's a terrible name because I want you to do this right now.
[02:48:23]  If you have, if you're sitting on your computer, entertain me.
[02:48:27]  Go to Google or you can Google this on Bing or Yandex, whatever platform you want to Google this on.
[02:48:37]  Open up your preferred Google and look at it.
[02:48:40]  Go to that and type in coffee brand coffee.
[02:48:45]  And I want you to think about this as you're typing it.
[02:48:48]  How many letters does it take for you entering in this key phrase before you start seeing suggestions that are coffee brand coffee?
[02:48:57]  And the answer is almost all three words.
[02:49:00]  You have to almost type in the complete thing before you even suggest coffee brand coffee because coffee is a word that's common.
[02:49:08]  Coffee brand is another phrase that's very common.
[02:49:11]  Coffee brand, you can say coffee brands from USA or coffee brands from Venezuela.
[02:49:17]  There are many things that you can type in at that after the word brand, after coffee brand, that's not the other word coffee and will fill in as a suggestion.
[02:49:28]  So you have to type in almost what is it?
[02:49:32]  Coffee is six letters, brand is five letters.
[02:49:34]  You have to type in close to like 10 keys before you can start seeing results for your brand name, which is not what you want.
[02:49:40]  If I go to Google right now or Bing and I Google from Bing, Boo B-U-S-T-E six, six letters, and then I get Bustello coffee.
[02:49:55]  Um, the difference is night and day.
[02:49:58]  If I go and type in coffee brand, I get coffee brand coffee as a first result, but then coffee gifts, coffee names, coffee logos.
[02:50:08]  And it's like, it's way too fucking long.
[02:50:10]  Whereas if you type in Kiwi Farms, you get nothing because we're a search banned on every search engine.
[02:50:16]  You type in Kiwi F and then you get like no suggestions.
[02:50:20]  Like he just typed in child porn or something.
[02:50:22]  It's like, okay, I see how it is.
[02:50:25]  Anyways, he's $240,000 in debt over this venture.
[02:50:28]  In particular, apparently he had a contract with a company that does K-pods.
[02:50:33]  And then they backed out of that contract.
[02:50:37]  They didn't fulfill it correctly.
[02:50:38]  And he blames them for having a woke agenda for doing so.
[02:50:43]  So he bought an unsecured consumer financial, consumer line of credit, which means a credit card, an $80,000 K-cup system for his company.
[02:50:56]  So he has unconsumed, presumably at a 20-plus percent interest rate APR on an $80,000 product for a company that presumably is not making that much money at all.
[02:51:10]  So Pounder runs on his debts.
[02:51:14]  Yeah, I don't know.
[02:51:16]  It's just like it's just a really bad idea.
[02:51:21]  I understand taking your money and putting it into a side hustle that's like a real company if all the other shit falls out.
[02:51:29]  But coffee is like number one, you can't even make American coffee.
[02:51:34]  There are all these companies that brew coffee in the U.S., but you're still importing coffee from fucking Peru.
[02:51:41]  You're still importing it from, you know, Nicaragua or Venezuela or Cuba.
[02:51:48]  And it's like, you cannot make American coffee.
[02:51:50]  It's not possible.
[02:51:53]  So it was a very bizarre.
[02:51:56]  It's a really bizarre thing to be patriotic about.
[02:51:58]  You can make anything.
[02:52:00]  You can make silver coins even.
[02:52:02]  And you can make them American, but you can't make coffee in the U.S.
[02:52:06]  He bought an $80,000 K-cup producer.
[02:52:09]  So now he can K-pod.
[02:52:11]  A K-cup is for a Keurig.
[02:52:13]  The little pods that Keurig machines use are called K-cups.
[02:52:16]  And a lot of people use them.
[02:52:19]  They're very dominant in the market.
[02:52:20]  And they are great for sales because when you make a K-pod, you can charge more per item and sell less coffee for much more money.
[02:52:28]  So businesses love making them too.
[02:52:31]  So he bought an $80,000 machine.
[02:52:32]  I imagine that that machine is so expensive in part because of licensing from Keurig.
[02:52:36]  You have to have their permission to make their patented K-pods or whatever the fuck.
[02:52:41]  So now he can make, he can K-pod his, he had like an entire factory ready and set up for making like coffee pods and shit.
[02:52:49]  But it's like, you don't have the underlying sales for your business, then what's the issue?
[02:52:55]  And how could you not find a second company willing to K-pod your fucking coffee on short notice?
[02:53:01]  You would expect if people are going to, if you're going to do thousands of orders, that you can get a new company willing to replace them on short notice, easy.
[02:53:10]  I don't know, man.
[02:53:11]  It's just really embarrassing.
[02:53:12]  It's embarrassing that like people were already kind of fed up with his like shilling his coffee stuff.
[02:53:16]  But now he did like an 11 minute long video asking people, just asking people directly to buy his coffee.
[02:53:23]  And I watched his video and the thing that he did that really drove me crazy was that it would be one thing if he had the bag.
[02:53:32]  This is the bag of coffee brand coffee.
[02:53:34]  It's $18.
[02:53:36]  It's the finest fucking coffee you'll ever have.
[02:53:38]  And we have it in K-pods.
[02:53:40]  And it's like, just trust me, bro.
[02:53:42]  Maybe even if you had a mild, medium, strong line of coffee.
[02:53:49]  This guy legitimately, let me even pull this up on the screen.
[02:53:55]  This guy legitimately has a site name.
[02:54:01]  It's like coffeebrandcoffee.com.
[02:54:03]  Yeah, that's way too fucking long, bro.
[02:54:07]  Let's see.
[02:54:08]  Let's go to the shop.
[02:54:09]  I'm going to show you.
[02:54:14]  Light roast coffee, Ethiopian, medium light roast coffee, dark roast coffee, decaffeinated coffee, double caffeinated coffee, high caffeine coffee, bourbon-flavored coffee, blueberry cobbler, strawberries and cream, silky ultra-dark roast, butterscotch coffee, premium cold brew coffee, Colombian, and the starter kit.
[02:54:35]  And then he has, that's like one thing, especially coffee.

=== Hacks Kicked Out Of Melee Community (02:30) ===

[02:54:39]  But then he has tea.
[02:54:40]  Now, I know one thing about tea, and that is tea autism is very strong, and people are not going to buy tea off random sites.
[02:54:47]  They have their very specific sites, and they have their very specific brands of tea that are as close to the source in China as they can possibly get it.
[02:54:55]  So trying to like do tea as well as coffee is really, it's a bad idea.
[02:55:03]  You're overstretching yourself because that market is hard to get into.
[02:55:08]  The tea people are very, very particular.
[02:55:12]  The thing has chemomile, oral gray, gunpowder green, English breakfast organic tea, masala chai.
[02:55:20]  And he tries to say that these are not drop ship, but it's like, how is that even possible?
[02:55:26]  And premium snacks.
[02:55:27]  This is what got me.
[02:55:28]  When he started talking about the fucking freeze-dried strawberries coming out, I'm like, how are you?
[02:55:36]  How is that possible?
[02:55:39]  How are you going to sell freeze-dried strawberries, bro?
[02:55:43]  How are you also going to do that?
[02:55:44]  It's like every time he named a different product, I started laughing because it's just like you're already in over your head with just the coffee.
[02:55:51]  But you're going to do hot cocoa and tea and chocolate and freeze-dried fruit.
[02:55:59]  Like, no wonder why you're in trouble.
[02:56:00]  You got to set up a baseline before you branch out to the entire fucking world of gourmet shit.
[02:56:11]  Nice website, though.
[02:56:15]  But I mean, this too, it's just like, like I said, the bags are not going to pop out.
[02:56:19]  You search Cafe Basillo, bright, red, awake, hunger-inducing.
[02:56:23]  Red and yellow are hunger-inducing colors.
[02:56:25]  That's why Ronald McDonald wears red and yellow.
[02:56:27]  You know what I mean?
[02:56:28]  It's like, you want it.
[02:56:29]  This is like, I don't know.
[02:56:31]  This could be, this could be my supplements.
[02:56:34]  This could be my magnesi, a bag of magnesium for me to take, you know?
[02:56:38]  I don't know.
[02:56:39]  It could be his ego.
[02:56:40]  I don't know.
[02:56:41]  I don't want to shut all in too hard, but it's just like, what a fucking disaster.
[02:56:44]  You could invest $300,000 into me and I'd buy a fucking house and I'd just pay my mortgage over 15 years and you'd probably make more money that way, bro.
[02:56:54]  You wouldn't be $240,000 in debt without any returns.
[02:56:58]  You wouldn't even have to ask your audience to pay my mortgage.
[02:57:00]  It's my job to do that.
[02:57:01]  At Maddie.live slash dono.
[02:57:03]  Subscribe to the locals.

=== Luffin Suicide And Bullying Backlash (04:06) ===

[02:57:10]  Okay.
[02:57:10]  And one other thing.
[02:57:11]  This is also like an update on something.
[02:57:15]  I did one of my favorite streams of all time.
[02:57:18]  And this is not a joke.
[02:57:19]  This is one of my favorite streams I ever did.
[02:57:22]  It was called Buckbreaking.zip.
[02:57:24]  And it was a two-for-one like marathon of watching hour-long videos.
[02:57:30]  It was a review both of Tariq Nasneed's Buck Breaking, which was a story about how the southern slavers imported black men just because they wanted that black booty.
[02:57:41]  And black culture is so fucked up because white men raped them in the asshole for decades.
[02:57:48]  And then it was a two for one where the second thing was a line-by-line breakdown of a guy called Hacks in the Super Smash Bros melee community did a hour-long expose on a guy called Luffin, where he directly compared Luffin to Hitler.
[02:58:10]  Literally to Hitler and explained how Luffin had engaged in a systematic process of gaslighting and excommunicating him from the Smash Bros community.
[02:58:21]  Luffin won effectively.
[02:58:24]  Hacks is dead.
[02:58:26]  And it's unknown how he died.
[02:58:29]  However, the speculation is that he had killed himself, perhaps on accident, by overdose.
[02:58:37]  I believe is what the opinion currently is.
[02:58:40]  And all the Smash charts came out and said, oh my God, what a loss for the Smash community.
[02:58:48]  Hacks has been banned from Smash tournaments for years, in part because of Luffin, who's way, way, way more popular than him.
[02:58:56]  And I don't know enough to say if this guy really deserved it, but I do know enough to say that these same people crying alligator tears about Hacks being dead, perhaps even by suicide, is that you can go on their fucking Twitter profiles, the ones crying about him, and you can search on their profile, the name Hacks, and see all the nasty, terrible shit they said about him and how they were happy that he was banned and how he needs to get the fuck over it and how he's not welcome.
[02:59:21]  And now they're crying about it in pantomiming sadness.
[02:59:24]  And that's fucking disgusting, chat.
[02:59:26]  It's fucking disgusting.
[02:59:28]  Ripper Boyle, Ripper Boy Hacks, contributor to, again, one of my, unironically, literally one of my favorite episodes.
[02:59:36]  I remember the fine details of the evidence.zip and how there was a thing where Hacks had a special controller that could do special Smash moves without hurting his hand.
[02:59:55]  I think this is the guy.
[02:59:56]  And he had this hand condition that made it incredibly painful for him to play on a regular GameCube controller because you got to do this really repetitive and difficult notions to break the game in order to play competitively in melee.
[03:00:10]  So he effectively had an arcade style cabinet where you can like rest your hands and tap.
[03:00:16]  And it's much easier than holding a controller with your fingers curled.
[03:00:19]  And this is effectively handicap accessibility to the melee games at a competitive level that he was willing to play with.
[03:00:27]  And I believe Luffin was like particularly against introducing this off, this non-game, because the rule is that you have to have an official Nintendo GameCube controller to play in the tournaments.
[03:00:39]  You can't use third-party vendor wear.
[03:00:45]  So he's trying to introduce this handicap accessibility thing so he can continue to play with his hand problems.
[03:00:50]  And Luffin was against this because it specifically excluded him.
[03:00:55]  So they basically kicked this mentally ill cripple out of their fucking community.
[03:00:59]  And then when he killed himself, they're like, oh my God.
[03:01:04]  Oh, what a loss.
[03:01:06]  What a world.
[03:01:07]  What a world.
[03:01:09]  Tragic child.
[03:01:13]  And you say, where are the bad guys that we bully people to death?

=== Patrick Tomlinson Birthday Drama Unfolds (13:32) ===

[03:01:16]  That was not I.
[03:01:18]  It was not I that kept Hags from playing Super Smash Bros. melee with his handicap accessible device.
[03:01:23]  It was not I that gaslit him and celebrated him being banned from the melee tournaments.
[03:01:28]  It was you, Leffin.
[03:01:30]  It was you, Leffin.
[03:01:32]  It's not I Next.
[03:01:42]  The curious case of fascist Kirk.
[03:01:46]  So I may have mentioned on stream how much I fucking despise people's obsession with stickers.
[03:01:53]  Stickers serve on the, in case you don't know what stickers this.
[03:01:56]  You scroll down and there's a poost and you press, you look over it and then you're like, express agree.
[03:02:03]  And the purpose of this system is to let someone see how users react to their fucking posts.
[03:02:10]  Am I, am I, do people think that my post is funny?
[03:02:12]  Do people like it?
[03:02:13]  Do people agree with me?
[03:02:15]  Do people disagree with me?
[03:02:16]  Do people think I'm a complete fucking retard?
[03:02:18]  That little feedback is important.
[03:02:20]  And it also has a much more important purpose for me because my concern, my top concern as the administrator is I want posts on the forum to be legible to people reading the forum.
[03:02:34]  That is my job.
[03:02:35]  The site has to be cohesive and legible to the average person reading it.
[03:02:40]  And one thing that really, detracts from that experience is when this forum thread is filled with shit like this.
[03:02:51]  That post adds nothing, not a fucking thing.
[03:02:56]  Nobody cares if you agree with this post.
[03:03:00]  The only person who agrees with, who needs to know this is the person I'm responding to.
[03:03:05]  And I can communicate that thought to him by pressing this button that gives him the sticker.
[03:03:10]  That is the primary function of the system.
[03:03:14]  It is to provide a little bit of feedback and a lot of keeping the site clean of bullshit, non-tent posts like that that nobody fucking cares about.
[03:03:24]  That is it.
[03:03:25]  However, unfortunately, autism exists.
[03:03:28]  Autism is very real.
[03:03:30]  And this causes people to obsess over this.
[03:03:33]  If I go to my notification settings and I show you my preferences, you will see that when I get alerts for a bunch of stuff, not one of them is when someone reacts to my message.
[03:03:47]  If I turn this off, let me just show you what my browsing experience is like.
[03:03:51]  Okay.
[03:03:54]  We're already.
[03:03:55]  I go to my notifications and I can see that midnight cooking reacted to my posts in the thread with dumb.
[03:04:03]  I don't care.
[03:04:05]  I will never care.
[03:04:06]  Nothing will ever compel me to give a fuck about midnight cooking reacting to my fucking post.
[03:04:13]  There is nothing ever that will ever compel me to give a shit.
[03:04:18]  But some people will keep that on.
[03:04:20]  And every single time they get a reaction sticker, they'll go back and look at that post and just relish in their own posts and the reactions they get to it, which is like unfathomable fucking mental illness to me.
[03:04:31]  But it's a thing.
[03:04:32]  And then there are people who say they can't even read the forum unless they have those notifications.
[03:04:37]  And this is literally how they navigate the site because they'll see, oh, someone readed my post.
[03:04:42]  Let's go see.
[03:04:43]  Let's see if there's any replies after this point.
[03:04:45]  And look, oh, Haramberger said, I agree.
[03:04:47]  I'm going to give him a like a ruski.
[03:04:50]  And then Haramberger might see that I liked his post and be happy about that.
[03:04:53]  And that's how they use the site.
[03:04:55]  And it is like genuine fucking mental illness.
[03:04:57]  Like, how do you live your life when this is how you navigate the forum?
[03:05:01]  We have the what's news section.
[03:05:03]  We have watch threads.
[03:05:05]  We have the community feature submissions.
[03:05:07]  You can just go to a board and see shit.
[03:05:09]  But no, they legit navigate this fucking site by looking at who is writing their posts dumb.
[03:05:14]  And that's, that's it.
[03:05:16]  That's literally what they do, chat.
[03:05:18]  And this is the end result of mental fucking illness taken to the umpteenth degree.
[03:05:23]  This guy, fascist Kirk, created one, two, three, four, Five, six, seven accounts.
[03:05:37]  He has created seven accounts for one specific purpose to go into the comic gates thread and give himself up votes and give dumb stickers to everyone who's disagreeing with him.
[03:05:51]  That's what he does.
[03:05:52]  He is multi-boxing the Kiwi farms like a fucking Evil Online player with seven goddamn screens open, flicking back and forth, giving stickers to the people he agrees with and disagrees with, and also himself to forge a false consensus.
[03:06:07]  And do you know what his game plan is?
[03:06:09]  What his in-game plan is?
[03:06:11]  He wants people to a log Ethan Van Cyver more.
[03:06:15]  That's all he wants.
[03:06:17]  The Comics Gate thread is a wide open topic.
[03:06:19]  There's lots of things to talk about when you're obsessed with fucking comic books and they keep tabs on it and they chit-chat about current events.
[03:06:25]  This guy wants more people to a log Ethan Van Cyver.
[03:06:28]  And so he uses seven accounts to make sure that every post not talking about Ethan Van Cyver is downvoted and his posts are agreed.
[03:06:36]  Agreed with.
[03:06:38]  And that's it.
[03:06:38]  That's what he does.
[03:06:40]  I don't even know what to do with profound retardation with this.
[03:06:43]  So this is what I did.
[03:06:44]  I renamed all of his accounts to fascist Kirk parentheses.
[03:06:48]  The old name.
[03:06:49]  Oh, wait, this is a different guy.
[03:06:50]  Sorry.
[03:06:51]  This is the only name that I could have clicked in this thing that was not him.
[03:06:55]  And I even put like a little face mask on him so that there's some contingencies.
[03:07:01]  But he goes into fucking Comics Gate and he goes and comes like, look, look at this.
[03:07:07]  Oh, everybody used dumb.
[03:07:08]  Everybody posting in Comics Gate is so dumb.
[03:07:12]  Except for Fascist Kirk, surprisingly.
[03:07:16]  Everybody else, dumb.
[03:07:18]  And that's it.
[03:07:18]  That was the post entitled with all of them.
[03:07:20]  So he's been doing this for months.
[03:07:21]  So I just like banned all the accounts.
[03:07:23]  I didn't merge them in because it's like, I want people to know that he was doing this.
[03:07:27]  And then I didn't even ban him.
[03:07:29]  I legit did not ban this guy.
[03:07:30]  I didn't even take away his stickers because I was just kind of dumbfounded that somebody would actually do this.
[03:07:35]  And I banned him for like two weeks because you know what he did?
[03:07:38]  After he got all this attention, he turned his profile picture to PPP's butthole.
[03:07:43]  And it's like, well, now I got to ban you for having a not safe for work fucking avatar, bro.
[03:07:47]  So I banned him for two weeks for having PPP's butthole as his fucking avatar.
[03:07:51]  And this was his reaction to this.
[03:07:52]  He was just saying, he says, oh, he deliberately did it.
[03:07:58]  Oh, no, no, no.
[03:08:00]  Oh, no, no, no.
[03:08:03]  Where is the aha?
[03:08:07]  So this is the warning that you give when someone deletes their shit.
[03:08:11]  Um, hey, thanks.
[03:08:16]  I'm going to delete my.
[03:08:17]  I'm just going to delete this.
[03:08:19]  Yeah, I'm just going to delete this, bro.
[03:08:23]  He says, No, I just use the features of the site.
[03:08:26]  If my sticker neighbors is a problem, I will fuck right off.
[03:08:30]  You just thought this was okay?
[03:08:31]  Secretly puppeteering 10 different fucking accounts at the same time was okay.
[03:08:36]  It just didn't cross my mind that someone would have an issue with me using 10 accounts to form false consensus in the comics hate thread.
[03:08:43]  I didn't know.
[03:08:43]  Just count features, bro.
[03:08:45]  What is the guy?
[03:08:47]  I don't know.
[03:08:47]  This guy's Indian.
[03:08:48]  He might be Indian.
[03:08:48]  It's not like an Indian thing to think.
[03:08:51]  What rule do you break?
[03:08:52]  And you can't have sock accounts.
[03:08:55]  They can't have not safe for work avatars of PPP's butthole either.
[03:09:00]  Just so you know, it's against the rules.
[03:09:09]  That's the fascist Kirk thing.
[03:09:11]  I thought that was funny.
[03:09:12]  I got some more content.
[03:09:14]  This is a four-hour fucking stream.
[03:09:15]  Math internet locals.com slash thepart.
[03:09:19]  Manny.
[03:09:20]  I'm doing the four hours to restore my glorious, glorious gunroad, which was taken from me by the bankers.
[03:09:27]  Johnny Somali, guaranteed prison time.
[03:09:30]  He incurred a fifth charge in the streets of South Korea after getting into another public display.
[03:09:36]  And they have decided to merge the fifth charge into another charge to make it a more aggravated offense, which carries a minimum one year in jail and a fine, I believe.
[03:09:51]  So it's not possible for him to walk out of this if he is found guilty.
[03:09:57]  And I believe, and I don't know how the South Korean system works, but the way that people describe it is that he's basically guaranteed to get jail time.
[03:10:03]  So Johnny Somali's case of harassing Koreans in the streets of Korea.
[03:10:07]  It's funny.
[03:10:07]  Now he walks around and they just punch him in the face because they're like, get out of my country.
[03:10:11]  And they call him the N-word.
[03:10:15]  If only, if only.
[03:10:19]  I will get to Ralph in a second, but you will be disappointed.
[03:10:24]  Aniza Joma had a little oopsie.
[03:10:26]  A nice Kiwi decided, actually, let's give him a sticker.
[03:10:31]  I'm going to give him the best sticker.
[03:10:34]  This is a lovely, lovely drawing of iDubbs and Aniza's podcast where Aniza talks about herself constantly for two fucking fucking hours.
[03:10:42]  He drew this.
[03:10:44]  And then Aniza said, I'm going to own those Kiwi fags.
[03:10:48]  I'm going to use this drawing without their permission to promote my podcast.
[03:10:54]  And she even says, me.
[03:10:56]  New podcast out today where you can watch me.
[03:11:01]  However, chat, her ignance oversaw something that Ozul had carefully hid into the image.
[03:11:10]  Let's take a look.
[03:11:12]  Wait, I can't do that.
[03:11:13]  Zoom in.
[03:11:18]  It doth appear that that is the Schutzstaffel's double lightning bolts, chat.
[03:11:24]  It has appear that that is a Haas symbol embedded directly into this image that Aniza Joma willfully put on the internet as a representation of herself.
[03:11:35]  She says, it's literally me.
[03:11:37]  Aniza Joma says, it's literally me.
[03:11:40]  I have Schutzstaffel lightning bolts on my skin.
[03:11:44]  It's literally me.
[03:11:45]  That's what she said.
[03:11:46]  She took this image.
[03:11:47]  She loved it.
[03:11:48]  She loved it so much.
[03:11:48]  She used it to promote herself and her podcast.
[03:11:51]  And she said, look, it's me with the Schutzstaffel lightning bolts.
[03:11:58]  Isn't that fascinating?
[03:12:00]  She later regretted this decision and deleted the image.
[03:12:07]  And then she had to apologize even.
[03:12:09]  So we had to delete.
[03:12:11]  And then she even put a crying Homer Simpson sticker on the lightning bolts.
[03:12:15]  I didn't realize the loser who drew this put a hate symbol on me.
[03:12:20]  Sigh, you have so much talent, kid.
[03:12:23]  Couldn't have been fun if you didn't sneak white supremacy shit into your art.
[03:12:28]  Anyways, I saw these cool people on my walk today and wanted to share this bit of fun on such a sad day.
[03:12:35]  So this is how you keep these fucking losers from stealing your shit.
[03:12:39]  This is why Crunk Lord is base.
[03:12:42]  And this is, I know, I've told this before, but I'll reiterate it.
[03:12:44]  Crunklord wrote in Holy Sea, like basically a fucking like GPU driver to create video games on Temple OS that you can play natively.
[03:12:56]  And I played his annual Terry Davis tributes on my streams before.
[03:13:02]  And he put a lot, a lot of work into this.
[03:13:05]  And so he wanted to make sure that his gift of chuddliness to the world was not tainted by Troons wanting to abduct his work.
[03:13:15]  So he licensed it.
[03:13:16]  But did he put in his license that you have to be base and chud-pilled and just expect people to honor that?
[03:13:22]  Of course not.
[03:13:23]  Instead, he wrote a license called AGPL plus Neighbor.
[03:13:29]  And the terms of the license is that the n-word must be present in the code somewhere, including the license.
[03:13:37]  So, um, removing the license is insufficient for the purposes of sanitizing the code because it comes from a poison tree, it's a poison well, and you'll always have the you can purge it, I guess, but then you'd be breaking the uh the source file.
[03:13:53]  This idea was actually more popular than his actual game.
[03:13:59]  And I have been told by Krunk that he knows for sure there are Chinese-based open source projects that use the AGPL plus neighbor license unironically because they don't want Westerners to use their code.
[03:14:12]  So, that is his contribution to science and culture.
[03:14:15]  That is our conscious, that's the Kiwi Farms' influence to science and culture.
[03:14:19]  And Ozul is merely applying this principle to art.
[03:14:23]  He has created fantastic fan art that truly captures the essence of the people being paradised.
[03:14:29]  And he's stuck in just a little plus neighbor in his own way to make sure that it could never be taken and stolen and misappropriated for him.
[03:14:37]  And there's no way that this doesn't apply on the left.
[03:14:40]  Like, people take left-wing music and shit all the time and just make it based.
[03:14:44]  You can't untint something.

=== Richard Spencer Charlottesville Connections (02:57) ===

[03:14:49]  Uh, next, uh, I think we have a little bit of a tribute video here.
[03:14:54]  Let's take a listen.
[03:14:56]  This is very this is very deranged, by the way.
[03:14:59]  I think this was done by people not from the forum.
[03:15:01]  Just as a heads up, it's Anna.
[03:15:03]  I baked you a cake.
[03:15:04]  Happy child.
[03:15:06]  You don't have anything to say from me.
[03:15:08]  You're always.
[03:15:11]  Daddy, I know you want to be here in person.
[03:15:14]  So, if I ever do want to see them in person, it will turn out very quickly and very poorly for all of them.
[03:15:19]  And Daddy, will you just listen to me?
[03:15:22]  Yep, child.
[03:15:23]  Daddy, I baked you a cake and wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
[03:15:27]  Happy birthday to you.
[03:15:32]  Happy birthday to you.
[03:15:37]  Happy birthday, dear Father.
[03:15:42]  happy birthday to you maybe patrick s tomlinson does have a point and there are unhinged deranged cyber stalker troll terrorists after him after all um it is It is his birthday, or it was like a day ago.
[03:16:06]  And it was noteworthy to the past and to Fat Trick fans world round because apparently it has been one full year since Tomlinson announced that he would try to get a book published and no such book has been published.
[03:16:18]  So now Patrick S. Tomlinson, author, is no longer getting his books published, which is obviously a difficult blow for any formerly published author to swallow.
[03:16:30]  I believe there's even like a little thing that I had pulled.
[03:16:33]  That's the Patrick update, really.
[03:16:36]  The other thing was that in this time, Patrick S. Tomlinson might be in a little bit of trouble himself because he is supposedly the he is supposedly one of the authors of an anonymous substack account called George Wilson.
[03:17:06]  And there is supposedly some evidence, according to the other people who are science fiction authors who are aware of Tomlinson, that Tomlinson and Jackie Singh, under the fake name George Wilson, have been publishing defamatory articles against them.
[03:17:22]  In fact, Patrick and Jackie have defended the George Wilson account on their main account, saying, I see only objective facts accurately reported, soccer.
[03:17:30]  Enjoy prison.
[03:17:31]  Jackie replies and says, I'll cover costs and make them look like dim-witted fools they are in the court record and file a countersuit, of course, looking forward.
[03:17:40]  They really think after a decade plus of terrorism, we are the only two people who took notice of their crimes.

=== Ralph Worski Emotional Distress Tactics (15:37) ===

[03:17:47]  It's almost inspiring the echo chamber they exist inside of.
[03:17:51]  It must be so peaceful.
[03:17:54]  Jackie says, probably not a good time for them to continue threatening law-abiding citizens.
[03:17:58]  What with all the investigations into swathing crimes going on?
[03:18:02]  So, Patrick got kicked out of a science writers thing, I think in Scotland at some point.
[03:18:08]  And he's had a grudge against the various people involved ever since.
[03:18:13]  So, they have launched a cooperative subsect basically defaming these other authors because he can't get his books published.
[03:18:21]  So, why should anybody else?
[03:18:23]  We'll see how this unfolding drama plays out.
[03:18:26]  Chat now, last segment of the stream.
[03:18:31]  Wait, let me make sure that's right.
[03:18:33]  Yeah, last segment of the stream, we got the Ralph and Male segment.
[03:18:36]  And I feel like, you know, we're almost going into four hours here.
[03:18:39]  We're really going.
[03:18:41]  So, I need some energy, chat.
[03:18:42]  I need some pumped-up energy.
[03:18:44]  Let's get some energy, chat.
[03:18:46]  Let's get some energy.
[03:18:47]  No, Please, God, no.
[03:18:50]  Please, God, no.
[03:18:51]  No!
[03:19:19]  Now, you're gonna burn it all.
[03:19:21]  Yeah, we're gonna burn it all.
[03:19:35]  We're gonna destroy this whole fucking planet because it's fucking worthless.
[03:19:41]  That's why.
[03:19:42]  Fuck you.
[03:19:43]  Look at how hunched his back is.
[03:19:44]  Jesus.
[03:19:46]  Fuck you.
[03:19:47]  Die in hell.
[03:19:49]  Burn in hell.
[03:19:50]  Let's create every one of you motherfuckers.
[03:19:56]  He's like completely winded from this.
[03:19:58]  I was going to do some more.
[03:19:59]  Let's see it.
[03:20:01]  I remember hearing a story...
[03:20:07]  I don't know if it was this, but I think it's at this scene where the English voice actor doing the screaming like passed out or like got lightheaded and almost fainted.
[03:20:15]  Ralph is not in the physical condition that that guy was in.
[03:20:17]  I think it was Vic Mignana, even.
[03:20:19]  Could be somebody else.
[03:20:20]  I don't know.
[03:20:20]  I don't remember.
[03:20:21]  But Ralph is not in that physical condition.
[03:20:25]  So he's not able to really nasty this.
[03:20:27]  He's just going, ah, which anybody can do, chat.
[03:20:32]  Anyways, so he screamed.
[03:20:33]  He got really excited.
[03:20:34]  But let's see what he asks he's screaming about.
[03:20:36]  First of all, he did a video called the fuck Ralph Worski Festival.
[03:20:43]  The fuck Worski Festival, I watched a little bit of, and it was a truly bewildering thing.
[03:20:49]  He had this crack horror on his stream, and she was basically dishing out some dirt on Andy Worski because apparently they knew each other very briefly.
[03:20:58]  Oh, she's like a horror.
[03:21:00]  She's like a prostitute or something or like a dance.
[03:21:03]  She's like a what's the thing? A cabaret dancer.
[03:21:06]  So she's basically like a titillation person, like technically like a prostitute.
[03:21:10]  But you can't say that, I guess, because it's not technically a prostitute.
[03:21:14]  But she said that Andy simped for her and that was like her hot goss.
[03:21:19]  Ralph became so bored of talking about fuck Ralph Worski that he got who's that guy that was like a at Charlottesville and then he became a leftist and started dating a little spicy Latinx and I guess now he's on the right again and for some reason anyone gives a fuck about what he has to say Richard Spencer that's it Richard Spencer he had Richard Spencer on for no reason.
[03:21:47]  Richard Spencer had nothing to say.
[03:21:50]  And he interrupted this prostitute trying to give her her truth for like 30 minutes to let Richard Spencer talk about politics.
[03:21:57]  And I tuned the fuck out because I could not possibly care less.
[03:22:02]  And then Ralph screamed at me that I can't pull guests like Richard Spencer, which almost tempts me to try and talk to Richard Spencer just to epically own the fat retard.
[03:22:12]  But I am not.
[03:22:14]  I'm not actually tempted enough to do that because who gives a fuck?
[03:22:18]  The end result of this was that, okay, actually, I remember why I brought up Richard Spencer because one of the things that I remember being very awkward was that Ralph was literally doing a fuck Worski festival and he had brought on like this trashy hoe onto his stream to diss out the goss on Andy Worski.
[03:22:37]  Richard Spencer joins and then he immediately says, well, I think gossips are lowlives, you know?
[03:22:45]  I mean, I guess we all engage in a little bit of gossip, but I really think that Kino Casino, because he was insulting the Kino Casino, he's like, I think gossips like that are so trashy and below notice.
[03:22:56]  And I'm like, does he know what fucking show he's on?
[03:22:59]  He's on the fucking trashiest white trash retard reject the world has ever seen on a show that's specifically about gossip.
[03:23:08]  It was a whole festival to gossip with a gossiping prostitute on the same fucking call as Richard Spencer.
[03:23:16]  And Ralph just sat there and took this shit of Richard Spencer calling him white trash to his fucking face roundabout.
[03:23:23]  And then afterwards, he publishes this.
[03:23:26]  And I guarantee you that this message is 100% the consequence of Richard Spencer saying that gossip was trash.
[03:23:34]  You ready?
[03:23:35]  He says, I'm declaring a unilateral peace with the Kino Casino.
[03:23:40]  I'm sure they will still trash me and I'll laugh at them here and there, but I don't want to be associated with the low-class obsessive Spurgs who stalk them daily.
[03:23:50]  I know the feeling.
[03:23:51]  Perspec is a bum.
[03:23:52]  Mr. K is even lower.
[03:23:54]  These people couldn't sell ice water and hail, much less put out decent shows on their own.
[03:24:00]  Still looking forward to the DSP crossover.
[03:24:03]  This has nothing to do with that.
[03:24:07]  So the outcome, the war being waged, the fuck Worski Festival ended in a unilateral surrender with no retaliation from Andy Worski, where Ralph randomly decided that he was just going to completely ignore them moving forward, all because his new e-daddy, Richard Spencer, said that gossip was low-tier fucking garbage.
[03:24:31]  That's how easily manipulated and coerced to doing things Ethan Ralph is.
[03:24:36]  It's truly a remarkable psychological outcome, Jeff.
[03:24:45]  During the stream, by the way, I think, or even before it, Ralph accidentally showed his internet history.
[03:24:51]  And in that internet history, he showed that he has been searching things related to STDs and gonorrhea.
[03:24:59]  Dr. Alia, find a specialist.
[03:25:01]  Sexual health clinic Merida.
[03:25:04]  Cestii Dr. Merida, who speaks English, ways to handle chlamydia and meridia or Merida.
[03:25:11]  And then down here, Gonorrhea medicine, amazon.com, my orders.
[03:25:20]  Dr. Alonzo, gynecologist, the clap, Andy Worski in a dress.
[03:25:26]  STI doctor, STI HIV says, gonorrhea medicine.
[03:25:31]  So this guy has a leaky gangrenous venous.
[03:25:35]  The only other person I knew who had gonorrhea was Chantal's Arab boyfriend.
[03:25:41]  And she said it was swole up like a golf ball and it leaked green pus.
[03:25:45]  So that's what's going on with the little hoglet right now.
[03:25:49]  And he's trying to get this fixed.
[03:25:50]  And what's really weird about this is the timing of the information about how Ariana Vickers, Mr. Vickers' wife or ex-wife, had an STI.
[03:26:01]  And there was, it was in the one of the lawsuits or something.
[03:26:08]  Or no, it was in a restraining order complaint that I read where someone was complaining that in their polycule, Ariana said that she was testing all her all her male friends that were fucking her for STDs.
[03:26:21]  But then I guess they caught an STD.
[03:26:23]  So it's like, did Ralph get chlamydia or give chlamydia to Ariana Vickers?
[03:26:29]  And now there's like a Ralph and male gene line lineage of gonorrhea in California right now because Ralph fucked Mr. Vickers' wife.
[03:26:39]  Like that, there is a non-zero chance that that's happening.
[03:26:44]  In part because, by the way, Ralph had this three hour long conversation with Jesse, who does the Pot Awful podcast, which if you don't know, is a podcast that was originally dedicated to a logging Dick Masterson.
[03:26:57]  I listened to this entire fucking video.
[03:27:00]  And I came away with these notes, which I will simply read you.
[03:27:03]  I broke them down into who they're talking about.
[03:27:07]  Jesse.
[03:27:08]  Remember when I was surprised that Jesse does not irritate me as much as I thought he would?
[03:27:13]  Jesse is pretending that the show is for Ralph's own good, even though he's leaking intimate phone calls with him, which is bullshit.
[03:27:19]  He shit on COG, which made me laugh.
[03:27:25]  Jesse said that I'm totally apolitical, except I believe he should be killed.
[03:27:28]  You should be allowed to kill women if you want.
[03:27:30]  And Ralph agrees.
[03:27:34]  Ralph gets so fucked up during this call that at the two-hour mark, Ralph says something about Jesse, but he's talking about Jesse in the third person.
[03:27:47]  And then he says, I'm talking to Jesse right now, as if he's like half asleep.
[03:27:52]  He thinks he's on a live stream that he's producing.
[03:27:56]  He's talking to an audience about Jesse, who he's replying to.
[03:28:01]  And then he realizes in his head that he's talking to Jesse, but he's actually still kind of like out of it.
[03:28:07]  And he thinks like, oh, he's on my show.
[03:28:09]  It's like, no, you're having a private phone call.
[03:28:11]  So he can't even have like phone calls anymore because he's so fucked up on Zaniberry's.
[03:28:16]  By the way, this was one week after he got out of rehab.
[03:28:22]  He didn't stay sober outside of inpatient for one week.
[03:28:26]  He was already fucked up talking to Jesse, obviously high on Xanax or something, as he got out.
[03:28:35]  The one thing that I learned in this that I really didn't know was that when May tried to leave Mexico, she actually told Ralph that she was leaving Mexico before she left, which is in line for the horse being the dumbest fucking bitch that's ever fucking lived.
[03:28:49]  So Ralph called the police, La Policia, and they showed up at the airport to try and prevent her from leaving.
[03:28:55]  But Ralph was outside the country.
[03:28:57]  So from the Mexican perspective, you have a woman who's leaving the country to the country that they're both citizens of.
[03:29:03]  And the parent protesting this, who is a resident of Mexico, I guess they have laws preventing this, is outside the US himself.
[03:29:11]  So, only because she waited to stick the knife in him.
[03:29:13]  If she had tried to leave at any other time, I guess he could have just had her illegally, like legally detained at the airport by the police.
[03:29:20]  But because she waited, and this is pure dumb luck on her part, assuredly, because she waited until he was back in the United States, they had no legal reason to detain her from leaving the country herself.
[03:29:31]  So she got out.
[03:29:32]  But I did not know.
[03:29:34]  That's a really, that's a really dramatic story.
[03:29:35]  That's like a fucking movie.
[03:29:39]  Oh, by the way, he talks about Xander on and on, but he never even mentions Rosie.
[03:29:43]  Never once, not once in the entire three-hour call does he ever say the name Rosie by name directly.
[03:29:50]  He also meant he was a good, not a good husband.
[03:29:53]  He complained about Dick Masterson voting in all of his appearances.
[03:29:56]  He called Vito a pedophile repeatedly, and then also had repeatedly said that Vito was not a pedophile.
[03:30:01]  So as he got more intoxicated, Vito became more of a pedophile.
[03:30:05]  He says that he's done cocaine with Marie, who is Dick's long-term girlfriend, never wife.
[03:30:13]  He says that when they did a event together, Mersch got paid $1,000 and Ralph got paid nothing, which made him very jealous and very angry to this day.
[03:30:21]  He says that Dick always keeps him at arm's length.
[03:30:24]  They never have real conversations.
[03:30:25]  He never lets his guard down.
[03:30:27]  Dick struck down a bunch of videos that made him look like a pedophile.
[03:30:30]  I don't actually know what that's about, but apparently he did.
[03:30:35]  Jesse basically called Ralph a fat retard and said that Vito was Ralph's fat retard replacement once Ralph lost weight, which is a dumb theory, to be quite honest, but it was kind of funny that he said that to his face.
[03:30:46]  Ralph brought up a theory that Vito is Marie's child's real father, which I had never heard before.
[03:30:52]  And he brought it up and he seems to know them.
[03:30:54]  So who knows at this point?
[03:30:55]  Maybe he really is fucking Ariana and also Vito is the father.
[03:30:59]  Can't wait for that kid to be born.
[03:31:04]  Ralph says that he's more entertaining than Dick and says that he's better than those people.
[03:31:08]  And I kind of agree that he's more entertaining, though better is very subjective.
[03:31:12]  Ralph says that he's seen Marie's pussy.
[03:31:15]  And I think that's because she used to be a cam girl.
[03:31:18]  But those videos are scrubbed.
[03:31:19]  I've never seen any nudes of her.
[03:31:24]  So Jesse, this is a very interesting part.
[03:31:26]  Jesse compared Dick to iDubbs and said that Dick is with a cam girl.
[03:31:33]  So therefore, he's a cuckold in the same way that iDubb's young man married to an OnlyFans prostitute like Aniza is a cuckold.
[03:31:41]  Ralph agrees with him, but then very interestingly, he disagrees that this is a bad thing.
[03:31:49]  So he takes this weird straddle where it's like, yeah, I can kind of see the logic of that, but who cares?
[03:31:55]  And it's like, buddy, are you okay?
[03:31:58]  Honestly, I think that if we ever really know the degeneracy that Ralph gets up to when the stream is off, like we only see what we see, but I bet you he keeps a lot of shit under wraps.
[03:32:13]  um let's Oh, and then the real like meat of it, I guess, was that the reason why Dick and Ralph kind of split is that when Ralph was up there and the horse absconded and he was going to see Xander, he wanted to die.
[03:32:36]  He was thinking of killing himself.
[03:32:38]  And he told Dick Masterson this.
[03:32:39]  So imagine how awkward this is for Dick.
[03:32:41]  You have this fat retard sleeping on your couch.
[03:32:45]  And Ralph was saying that Marie and Dick were even arguing about him being there, apparently.
[03:32:51]  Well, in earshot of him.
[03:32:52]  You have this fat retard fucked up on pills and alcohol at your house, lounging there.
[03:32:58]  And he's telling you that he wants to die.
[03:33:03]  He wants to kill himself.
[03:33:04]  And he had like this pity where it's like, if I kick him out, he might just kill himself.
[03:33:09]  That would be a bad look, so put him in this really awkward position.
[03:33:14]  Um, and then he says, The only reason why I didn't kill myself is that I saw my son, Zanda, not Rosie, of course.

=== Meth Addiction And Retarded Neighbor (15:31) ===

[03:33:24]  Where the fuck, Rosie?
[03:33:25]  Nobody cares about Rosie, uh, Zanda, my handsome boy.
[03:33:28]  And uh, what really hurt him was that the day after when Dick did his usual stream with Vito, he talked about how fucked up uh Ralph was.
[03:33:36]  And he said, That really hurt my feelings.
[03:33:39]  My friends would go out there and say, What a drunk piece of shit I am.
[03:33:42]  I've forgotten I just told him I wanted to kill myself, and that was the final, that was the straw that broke the pig's back, so to speak.
[03:33:48]  And then that was that.
[03:33:49]  That was the end of it.
[03:33:52]  God, there's so much more.
[03:33:53]  I will sum this up in a sentence to get over this.
[03:33:56]  Um, uh, he says that he doesn't believe in spousal rape.
[03:34:06]  Um, says that Mr. Vicker, he has information on Mr. Vickers that can destroy him and his emissaries, which is a weird word to use to describe the retards that suck up to Mr. Vickers.
[03:34:17]  He brought me up out of nothing twice, actually.
[03:34:20]  And Jesse never acknowledged this.
[03:34:22]  So I guess I'm a forbidden word for Jesse to speak.
[03:34:25]  He says he hates me.
[03:34:26]  I hate that fucker, but he still respects me for keeping the site up.
[03:34:30]  And I said that Alice did suck his dick.
[03:34:32]  So that was a really great blowjob.
[03:34:34]  And then he says that rape is disgusting.
[03:34:36]  It wasn't rape.
[03:34:37]  And a girl has to really want it.
[03:34:39]  A girl wanting the pig dick is what actually turns him on.
[03:34:42]  So he doesn't like rape.
[03:34:44]  Jesse and Ralph both agreed out of nowhere that Alex Stein should be killed for whatever reason.
[03:34:49]  I think that Jesse just brought, I think Alexander got brought up.
[03:34:53]  Jesse said that he should be fucking killed.
[03:34:56]  And then Ralph was like, yeah, I don't know if I could co-sign that.
[03:34:59]  Then he gets brought up again.
[03:35:00]  Jesse reiterates that Alex Stein should die.
[03:35:02]  And then Ralph was like, yeah, probably.
[03:35:05]  Like something like that.
[03:35:06]  So the Alex Stein question, there's no dispute.
[03:35:09]  He's got to die, according to them.
[03:35:13]  And then the big section that I skipped over, anal in this three-hour long call, at least 45 minutes of it is detailed to the absolute love that Ethan Ralph has for all things related to the asshole.
[03:35:30]  He says that he loves to stick his thread or his finger in the asshole of women that he's fucking because apparently, according to him, the butthole spasms of a female orgasm are undeniable.
[03:35:44]  He knows for sure they're not faking it if the butthole starts spasming.
[03:35:48]  So he likes to feel that directly.
[03:35:51]  He also said he loves eating ass, and more importantly, he loves having his ass eaten.
[03:35:58]  And he said that May, the horse, has sucked his asshole, and that gave him the most mind-blowing orgasm he's ever had in his entire life.
[03:36:07]  And then at some point, Jesse says a trigger word, and everything I just mentioned and more is repeated in full a second time as if he completely forgot that he just went over all of this.
[03:36:22]  And by the end of this, what actually ends the conversation is that Ralph is off the topic of ass for once.
[03:36:27]  Jesse says something, and then he starts talking about ass again.
[03:36:31]  And Jesse's just like, bro, I gotta go.
[03:36:33]  And then he hangs up the call.
[03:36:34]  But Ralph was about getting ready for round three, where he was about to gush over how much he loved asshole.
[03:36:42]  So, so that's the situation.
[03:36:45]  That was the Ralph call.
[03:36:47]  And then finally, one really bizarre update.
[03:36:50]  So speaking of thumbs up asses, when Ethan Ralph was thumbing the ass of his girl that he helped pick out a prom dress for Faith Vickers, the mother of Zanda, his only child that he really cares about, When the gun tape was released, it was not just published to the internet.
[03:37:11]  It was not just posted on some website.
[03:37:14]  It was sent to somebody.
[03:37:16]  It was sent to somebody called a halfway crook, a halfway crook.
[03:37:21]  Too many crooks.
[03:37:23]  Too many crooks.
[03:37:24]  A halfway crook was the Mexican boyfriend and lover of Faith.
[03:37:30]  And he hated Ethan Ralph.
[03:37:34]  And a halfway crooks, he was like a leftist anti-fan of the Ralph Resort.
[03:37:39]  And because Ethan Ralph reminded Faith of her deadbeat loser father, retard fat retard father.
[03:37:46]  And because her boyfriend, she was trying to spite hated Ethan Ralph.
[03:37:50]  That was literally the entire MO, the entire reason why she started flirting with Ethan Ralph and flew all the way across the country to get impregnated and put into a psych ward by him was because of these two forces, spiting these two people.
[03:38:03]  And when Ralph had this tape and Faith was gone, he sent a halfway crook the footage of him fucking his girlfriend.
[03:38:12]  That was why it was revenge pornography.
[03:38:14]  He was trying to cause emotional distress to this person that he had cucked.
[03:38:20]  And now, many years later, a halfway crook, and the only update I've ever had for him, has announced to the public that he is truning out.
[03:38:33]  Faith's ex-boyfriend, who took him to, took her to Disneyland and fingered her at Disneyland, is now identifying as a woman.
[03:38:45]  So this is the consequence of being cucked by the Ralph male.
[03:38:50]  Your entire life is fucking over.
[03:38:54]  So I've wanted to do a thing, and every time I talk about it with somebody, they always say that it's a bad, bad idea.
[03:39:02]  So what I want to do is I want to take the movie franchise saw.
[03:39:08]  And if you don't know, it's really convoluted.
[03:39:10]  And there is.
[03:39:16]  He replies to this.
[03:39:16]  It's down here.
[03:39:20]  There he is.
[03:39:20]  That's him.
[03:39:21]  Faith's ex-boyfriend.
[03:39:23]  And this is him now.
[03:39:25]  Showing off the world.
[03:39:26]  He's got a dodo strapped to his head and he's smoking weed.
[03:39:28]  And he's a Kawaii widow small bean.
[03:39:30]  Uh woo.
[03:39:31]  That is the danger of getting uh oh yeah.
[03:39:34]  I'm being, I've been corrected by the chat.
[03:39:37]  The Disneyland finger banger is not a halfway crook.
[03:39:40]  I apologize.
[03:39:41]  I didn't mind.
[03:39:42]  I did not mean to get this wrong.
[03:39:45]  Oh, the Disneyland diddler is the current boyfriend and stepfather to Zanda.
[03:39:52]  A halfway crook was just the simp beta orbiter that got super mega cucked.
[03:39:58]  Okay.
[03:40:00]  He was like an online boyfriend that got like, okay, I got you.
[03:40:03]  Sorry, I didn't mean to, I did not mean to imply that this is why he was so down bad.
[03:40:07]  He sibbed for this lady.
[03:40:08]  He sibbed for her and he was like, please let me drive up and get just a crumb.
[03:40:13]  Just a crumb.
[03:40:14]  And she's said, okay, I'll fly out.
[03:40:16]  But then she flew out to the guns and she got gunted and impregnated and put into a psych ward.
[03:40:22]  That is the kind of emotional trauma that no one can stand, chat.
[03:40:25]  That's what breaks you.
[03:40:28]  And my voice is cracking because I've been talking for four hours straight.
[03:40:32]  I don't know what you want from me.
[03:40:33]  I'm done.
[03:40:36]  Yeah, I'm actually done.
[03:40:38]  That's it.
[03:40:38]  That's the end of the stream.
[03:40:39]  That's the Ralph update.
[03:40:40]  That's the all-beef stream.
[03:40:42]  Almost four continuous hours of beef.
[03:40:44]  If you enjoyed, please consider subscribing to the locals, maddie.live slash dono.
[03:40:49]  I would love to see the locals get back up to what the gun was as quickly as possible.
[03:40:54]  If only to impress upon the locals people that know really, you shouldn't ban me.
[03:41:01]  I got fans for real.
[03:41:03]  I'm a will squeama.
[03:41:06]  All right.
[03:41:07]  Let's go green and let's read the soup berries and let's have a nice weekend chat.
[03:41:14]  Thank you for watching.
[03:41:15]  You're going to tune out now.
[03:41:18]  Okay.
[03:41:19]  Let's see.
[03:41:21]  The fungus among us for one says, you mentioned last stream, one should surround himself with positive poly.
[03:41:26]  How does that work for someone who, like you, works remotely and is online 90% of his time or interactions?
[03:41:31]  Do you agree with Mete Kur that the lowercase I internet friends aren't really friends?
[03:41:37]  The way that I manage my internet friends is I have a I have purpose-built friends.
[03:41:43]  I have the friend that I talk to about software.
[03:41:46]  I have the friend that I talk to about networking.
[03:41:49]  I have the friend that I talk to about like life stuff, you know, like personal stuff that's like disconnected from everything else.
[03:42:01]  And I mean, I guess I don't really reveal too many personal, I really don't.
[03:42:06]  I handle a lot of my suffering in complete silence.
[03:42:10]  And really, if you want me to spend this in the most poetic, positive poly way possible, when you're all by yourself and you still have to surround yourself by positive polys, there's only one thing you can do.
[03:42:23]  And that is to be a positive poly onto oneself, even during hardship.
[03:42:28]  And that is a skill.
[03:42:29]  It is a genuine skill that when you're real fucking down bad, that you still find a way to be a positive poly.
[03:42:36]  And if you can manage to do that, your life will improve.
[03:42:39]  It will genuinely get better.
[03:42:44]  Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for five, says Glorious Kiwi Emperor.
[03:42:48]  Black is synonymous with evil in so many cases.
[03:42:50]  The good Lord made it easy for us.
[03:42:51]  Black people, evil people, yet we still managed to get confused.
[03:42:55]  I don't know if I can cost on that, anime masturbator.
[03:42:58]  Good luck seven for two says, happy protein day.
[03:43:01]  Thank you.
[03:43:01]  Thank you.
[03:43:02]  I appreciate it.
[03:43:04]  I had a protein shake today instead of oysters.
[03:43:07]  And I think that's settled in my stomach a little bit better.
[03:43:10]  Stupid fuck for three says, hello, Josh.
[03:43:12]  I'm typing in all caps so you can hear me.
[03:43:14]  They're replacing the gas lines under the street in front of my house.
[03:43:16]  And it's very loud.
[03:43:18]  I imagine.
[03:43:18]  I imagine that's a big pain in the ass to have happen right in front of your fucking house.
[03:43:23]  Humble Guardsman for seven says, I'm sick of this retarded studio ghibly slop.
[03:43:28]  People spammed enough anime garbage before this.
[03:43:31]  Now it's intolerable.
[03:43:32]  Total anime death.
[03:43:33]  No exceptions.
[03:43:35]  I did, I even changed my avatar to a little gibbly slobber mud for a little while.
[03:43:40]  It's cute.
[03:43:40]  It has a cute art style and it's accessible enough that Western audiences can like it.
[03:43:45]  So I understand why it's already over.
[03:43:48]  Studio Ghibli, like DMCA, the not even DMCA, like outright threatened the litigation in regards to the app that makes it.
[03:43:58]  Awaken 34 for five says, I just want to say I appreciate you and your efforts to make the lives of people like me who take it for granted take a granite better.
[03:44:07]  I'm happy to help granite things, my dude.
[03:44:10]  Barrelo Furman for Jesus, donating an extra dollar since I didn't catch the show last week.
[03:44:14]  Hope the lack of my vital dollar donation didn't cause you to starve.
[03:44:18]  Listen, guys, every dollar counts.
[03:44:21]  Every dollar.
[03:44:24]  If everyone watching just gave $1, I never have to ask for another dollar again.
[03:44:31]  Bucker Hausing for 5 says, give us your take on the signal chat thing.
[03:44:35]  Unless you're already given it, you can mention a favorite cheese type.
[03:44:39]  I haven't looked into it.
[03:44:40]  It's one of those things where it's like when I walk into stores and got Fox News on, they're talking about the fucking signal chat thing.
[03:44:46]  And it's like they're coping real hard about how it wasn't like a leak, even though they're talking about bombing shit.
[03:44:51]  And it's just like, oh yeah, our government's retarded.
[03:44:55]  I'd rather have incompetent idiots in charge than like competent assholes, like evil people.
[03:45:01]  You know what I mean?
[03:45:03]  Schwatzval Null for five says, saw a $600 charge for Genshin Impact.
[03:45:08]  Learned my pet cat used my credit card without my knowledge to unlock Farina.
[03:45:11]  To be fair, Farina has been his phone wallpaper forever.
[03:45:14]  Should I have him put down?
[03:45:16]  I'm afraid that the Genshit V tumor is going to be fatal and his suffering will be prolonged unless you do put him down.
[03:45:23]  Sad to say, but very true.
[03:45:26]  Ballistic characteristic for 25 says, I have to hold people's hand at work all day and can't listen live.
[03:45:31]  Have a good weekend, dude.
[03:45:32]  Have a good weekend too.
[03:45:33]  I'm sorry to hear that your job precludes you from listening to my great podcast, but I do keep the podcast feed up to date pretty much oftentimes.
[03:45:42]  Sometimes I have to be reminded, but pretty quickly.
[03:45:44]  Thank you.
[03:45:46]  TB Deluxe for 2 says, Big Soda controls the payment processors.
[03:45:48]  Just get back on that six liter a day grind.
[03:45:50]  I'm sure they'll accept you.
[03:45:51]  If only.
[03:45:52]  My problem started way before I quit sorta.
[03:45:55]  No hurt, Mr. Metal for five says, God bless, bro.
[03:45:58]  Thank you.
[03:45:59]  Thank you.
[03:46:00]  Space Allen for $50 for one Kayla says, Ham Jam.
[03:46:04]  Thank you, Space Allen.
[03:46:05]  I appreciate it.
[03:46:07]  The Ghost of Low Tax for one says, You've said before on the forum that the Islamic content sticker is a degree nation reference, but which videos is it specifically referencing?
[03:46:16]  All of them.
[03:46:18]  Whenever he saw anything he didn't like, because his whole shtick was that he hated Islam and he was like a fighter against the war on terror.
[03:46:26]  So anything he didn't like, any gamer food stuff, especially anything actually directly Islamic, but oftentimes like nudity and things he just didn't that scaped him out.
[03:46:35]  He would say, That's Islamic content.
[03:46:37]  That's Islamic content on my screen.
[03:46:40]  And he like, like break this monitor and shit.
[03:46:43]  Like he was fazed out.
[03:46:45]  So that's why it was a rating.
[03:46:47]  Marker Plier Sex Slay for 10 says, God, please send the biggest, fattest meteor to strike India off the face of the earth.
[03:46:54]  Amen.
[03:46:55]  I don't know if you can pray for meteors.
[03:46:57]  Maybe you should indulge in some blood magic.
[03:47:00]  Just use a big pot of curry, like sticks on a blood moon.
[03:47:05]  Sneed Grove for one says, There are countries with free healthcare and there are countries with helicopters on Mars.
[03:47:12]  Suffer, rest of the world.
[03:47:15]  Steen Feeden for one says, last week I took a memory trip to 2020 Summer of Love and I can't believe this is real.
[03:47:21]  And there is a link.
[03:47:22]  Let's see.
[03:47:32]  Former Chaz, Chop Warlord, Landlord, and Rapper Raz Simone has arrived at the New Liberated Zone at the CUNY University.
[03:47:40]  I see.
[03:47:41]  I guess they're doing that again.
[03:47:43]  Okay.
[03:47:43]  That's cool.
[03:47:46]  The Mac user, 751 for one says, Wings drama is overblown.
[03:47:50]  He's just a gentle disciplining his wife as the Quran commands of all good husbands.
[03:47:55]  Yeah, I don't know.
[03:47:56]  I can never get, I can't even pretend to care about anything that happens on Keemstar's show.
[03:48:00]  I'm going to be real with you.
[03:48:02]  Finhard for 10 says, Josh, to fund everything and expand your global empire, think bigger.
[03:48:06]  Here's a suggestion and possible trailer for the next merchandise run.
[03:48:09]  Oh, God.
[03:48:10]  Is it coffee?

=== Comic Book DMCA Transparency Issues (15:11) ===

[03:48:56]  What the fuck is providing?
[03:49:01]  Is that like...
[03:49:02]  Meth oh my god
[03:49:40]  What the fuck is the point of this?
[03:49:42]  Why is this?
[03:49:43]  Why is the animation quality so high?
[03:49:46]  What the fuck?
[03:49:48]  That's insane.
[03:49:49]  I have nothing.
[03:49:52]  I don't even know if it's ironic or what the fuck.
[03:49:58]  Thank you.
[03:50:00]  Snee no for two says, I turn you into studio ghibli.
[03:50:03]  Is this my dog?
[03:50:04]  Oh no, it's me.
[03:50:06]  I like how, even though I look pretty thin in that picture, it's still like, yeah, this guy's fat.
[03:50:11]  And it made me fat.
[03:50:11]  That's what happened, shot.
[03:50:13]  I got ghiblied.
[03:50:16]  The false copy of Sunder for One says, do you have any practical advice from your travels from moving countries?
[03:50:21]  T Muslim rape, British Zog slave.
[03:50:23]  I need to run LOL.
[03:50:26]  Know people in the area before you move, and everything's a lot easier.
[03:50:30]  That's the best advice I can give anybody.
[03:50:33]  If you're trying to move to the US, you got to marry an American.
[03:50:35]  Shouldn't be too hard.
[03:50:36]  They like the British accents.
[03:50:38]  Kyle Larson, all chat for five says, please congratulate Kyle for his win at the Homestead Miami.
[03:50:43]  Congratulations, Kyle Larson, all chat for your big win at the Homestead Miami.
[03:50:48]  I'm Kai Nace here for two says, Ethanol, Ethanol Ralph has gone Super Saiyan.
[03:50:52]  God help us.
[03:50:52]  That's true.
[03:50:53]  His blood now pumps pure booze.
[03:50:55]  100%.
[03:50:57]  Awaken 34 for 1 says, How much to make you watch that retard pony movie?
[03:51:00]  It never got made, bro.
[03:51:01]  LaserDust Spin Man for 3 says, Zoe, as your first one was hilarious.
[03:51:05]  Awesome stream.
[03:51:08]  Glad to hear that.
[03:51:09]  Finally, my work being appreciated.
[03:51:11]  Carnova for five says, please rank the fried chicken, Popeyes, JF, KFC, Jelly B.
[03:51:17]  I have not had Popeyes yet.
[03:51:20]  I'm so sorry to say.
[03:51:21]  I actually haven't KC either.
[03:51:23]  Jolly Beast was okay.
[03:51:25]  I like their burgers more, though.
[03:51:28]  Devious to V for three says, type 333 to ban the Jag the Luxray.
[03:51:33]  Well, it's not really a vote if there's not like an imposing side.
[03:51:37]  Awaken 34 for 10 says, ever heard the game called Black and White 2 by Lionhead Studio?
[03:51:41]  I think you should stream that next time you're able.
[03:51:43]  I torrented Black and White 2 when I was a kid, and it was one of my favorite games ever.
[03:51:48]  It was so much fun, but it was like a giant fucking mess.
[03:51:52]  I legit love Black and White 2 a lot.
[03:51:55]  And I've actually thought about if I had to shut everything down and just like fund myself, I would probably make like a copy of that game that was like a little bit tidier because I know how I would make it fucking awesome.
[03:52:06]  I've legit daydreamed about making the black and white like three.
[03:52:10]  Octavia Salesrett for 10 says, here's my fine for the thing.
[03:52:13]  Thank you.
[03:52:14]  Thank you.
[03:52:14]  I appreciate it.
[03:52:16]  Crypto Hag for 10 says, congratulating Shins on finally breaking locals down and getting an account.
[03:52:20]  I humbly request training dating profile comedy content for the locals.
[03:52:23]  It's been a while and they miss it.
[03:52:24]  I think that is a great idea.
[03:52:26]  I want to do adolescence first, a review on that.
[03:52:29]  And then I can do training content again like that.
[03:52:37]  Omless Omis for three says, hey, Josh, do you need an editor?
[03:52:41]  I do have one right now that does a clip channel for me.
[03:52:45]  And I appreciate his efforts.
[03:52:47]  A doodle pot for 10 says, heart emoji.
[03:52:50]  Thank you.
[03:52:50]  Thank you.
[03:52:50]  I appreciate it.
[03:52:52]  Cheese Monger for 1444 says, a short video.
[03:52:56]  It's just cheese.
[03:52:57]  I have to make up for my lack of gum road payments.
[03:53:00]  Trigger warning British.
[03:53:01]  Oh, no, I'm not a British.
[03:53:11]  Here we go.
[03:53:12]  So, cheese.
[03:53:14]  Cheese.
[03:53:15]  Cheese.
[03:53:16]  Hell yeah.
[03:53:17]  Cheeky.
[03:53:18]  Cheekies.
[03:53:20]  Spread it on the brand.
[03:53:22]  Bullocks.
[03:53:24]  Very nice.
[03:53:25]  I got some blue cheese.
[03:53:27]  I'm hangering for right now.
[03:53:29]  Banana plugs for 10 says, happy pizza day, Josh.
[03:53:31]  You're my favorite non-stop always.
[03:53:32]  It's payday so I can inform more pants than noiseless.
[03:53:35]  Thank you.
[03:53:35]  Thank you.
[03:53:35]  I do appreciate it.
[03:53:38]  Pancake Luchador for five says, hey, Josh, thanks for playing beer for my horse a couple streams ago.
[03:53:43]  Did you know that Toby Keith died last year, I think, due to cancer, Rio?
[03:53:46]  Have a good one.
[03:53:47]  And I sorry I didn't mean the oyster thing.
[03:53:50]  I did not know that he was dead.
[03:53:51]  I just assume that everybody in old music is dead.
[03:53:55]  That song, I really, when I heard the lyrics, I was listening to it in the car.
[03:53:58]  I was thinking, like, that's fucking awesome.
[03:54:01]  That's a fucking awesome song.
[03:54:03]  Docs down for one says, better to get money through Rumble or through locals.
[03:54:06]  Aren't they essentially the same platform?
[03:54:08]  Kind of.
[03:54:09]  The locals thing is separate.
[03:54:10]  The Rumble memberships are only for like the green tag and the chat and the emojis, which I don't even fucking work on my stream.
[03:54:17]  I need to fix that.
[03:54:18]  But no, they're not the same.
[03:54:21]  Do both is my suggestion.
[03:54:23]  Do both.
[03:54:25]  David S877 for 25 says, Zitting this now, watching later, please be funny at David S877.
[03:54:32]  I tried my best.
[03:54:34]  I hope it helped.
[03:54:35]  I hope you enjoy it.
[03:54:36]  Thank you.
[03:54:37]  Hydro Floro Oliphant for 2 says, Happy Friday, Jenny and Chief.
[03:54:42]  I'm an electrician.
[03:54:42]  I love listening to your podcast episodes while working.
[03:54:44]  Shout out to Ruben Send Arrangement Thread.
[03:54:47]  Happy to hear that.
[03:54:48]  Congratulations on being a working member of society and not a fucking white-collar mooch.
[03:54:52]  It's a good thing to be.
[03:54:55]  Short supply, especially good ones.
[03:54:58]  Sneak record for three says, Supp Jersh, for some reason in Maypillaf Lamb, slaughter and sale of dog meat is still legal.
[03:55:03]  Goddamn, we need to intervene in Canada and save the doggos.
[03:55:06]  And then there is a link to a dog meat Wikipedia page that explains how dog meat is legal.
[03:55:13]  I mean, I don't mean to be that guy, but if you're raising dogs to eat them, it's not really that different from other.
[03:55:22]  Like, you know that a cow is as smart as a dog, right?
[03:55:25]  You can teach a cow the same kind of tricks you can teach a dog.
[03:55:29]  So if you're, I don't know if you're basing that off of intelligence.
[03:55:32]  Like, I don't want to get into that argument, but just say no.
[03:55:35]  Just so you know, pigs and dog and cows are really smart.
[03:55:39]  I guess they just don't have that human connection that dogs do, though.
[03:55:44]  Samuligan 2 for 5 says, here's videos from Bathroom Rob Dwayne that shows your feelings about British.
[03:55:50]  And I've already played this, but I will play it again.
[03:55:55]  Just for a second.
[03:56:03]  Let's play this one.
[03:56:17]  It's spazzing out, it's so strong.
[03:56:18]  It's breaking my fucking video player.
[03:56:24]  I'm from the fucking UK.
[03:56:28]  My fucking teeth are made of wood.
[03:56:30]  Oh, Excellent.
[03:56:33]  High quality.
[03:56:34]  Thank you.
[03:56:35]  Grumman's Wonder for 10 says, since Gummer is killed, did you upload your review of that Troon volleyball Disney cartoon to the forum sometime?
[03:56:40]  Love your streams.
[03:56:41]  Hope you're doing well.
[03:56:42]  I can't upload it to the locals right now, I suppose, because why not?
[03:56:48]  Sure, I'll do that.
[03:56:49]  That'll be my March content for everyone who missed it.
[03:56:51]  Exclusive.
[03:56:52]  If you want to watch the fucking volleyball video, I don't think it got uploaded anywhere.
[03:56:56]  Subscribe now.
[03:56:57]  Hang out live slash dono.
[03:56:59]  Thank you.
[03:57:00]  Sneak Cricket for 10 says, Coming to a tunnel near you soon, and there is a tunnel training near you soon.
[03:57:05]  And there is a YouTube short.
[03:57:07]  Let's see.
[03:57:08]  Floors started collapsing in people's homes, and a sinkhole even opened up in the street.
[03:57:14]  When authorities investigated, they discovered a series of underground tunnels.
[03:57:18]  And that's because one man had become addicted to digging after building a wine cellar beneath his home.
[03:57:24]  Over the next 40 years, he dug a series of tunnels that extended in every direction.
[03:57:30]  He was finally evicted and moved to a top-floor apartment.
[03:57:34]  But when he died three years later, they found he had started tunneling through his walls instead.
[03:57:39]  Floors started collapsing.
[03:57:41]  Pace, do what you love.
[03:57:43]  Fuck the government.
[03:57:44]  Thank you.
[03:57:46]  David Lamy for one says, Come to England.
[03:57:50]  Robber for two says, The sun never sets on the low-cal empire.
[03:57:53]  God save the cheese.
[03:57:54]  Damn straight.
[03:57:55]  Fentar for two says, You can watch this later.
[03:57:57]  Good open source news, TLDR, Tor, F-Droid, and such are losing some funding because Trump cuts.
[03:58:02]  Also, Open Technology Fund has Mozilla libtards on it.
[03:58:05]  And don't give Lund Duke money.
[03:58:06]  He's literally a circle.
[03:58:09]  And then there is a link.
[03:58:11]  Good.
[03:58:12]  Those organizations all suck.
[03:58:13]  Like Mozilla and Signal and F-Droid, their foundations are rotten to the fucking core.
[03:58:20]  And if they're forced to make cuts and take their job seriously, that's a good thing.
[03:58:24]  That Meredith Whitaker woman, who's like the ex-Wikimedia CEO, who's also like a customer of Liz Fong Jones, she doesn't belong in anything.
[03:58:32]  She's the enemy of fucking freedom.
[03:58:34]  Just awful.
[03:58:38]  Neighbor for two says, I found out a horror cow lives 40 minutes from me.
[03:58:43]  I really hope I never see that horror cow in public.
[03:58:45]  Well, God willing, you never will.
[03:58:47]  Cloy Dante for 20 says, Pray for the little black Pooner girl to be healed of her confusion.
[03:58:52]  Well, if she stays on the straight and arrow like she is right now and only terrorizes bad people, maybe she will be healed.
[03:58:58]  Uh, Pimmel Fett, thank you, by the way.
[03:58:59]  Pimmel Festa for two says, I'm late.
[03:59:01]  Here is two dollars for banning England from the farms.
[03:59:03]  You're welcome.
[03:59:04]  My pleasure.
[03:59:05]  Awaken 34 for one says, The best Reese's wasn't in the cup.
[03:59:08]  It's the bars.
[03:59:09]  They're basically a Reese's waiver cookie.
[03:59:11]  That sounds pretty good.
[03:59:12]  Joyante for 10 says, Visual Novels of the Ultimate Time Waster.
[03:59:15]  Text updates so slow you end up reading it like one word a minute.
[03:59:17]  This guy's played a thousand visual novels.
[03:59:19]  He's doing it full time.
[03:59:20]  Well, that sounds absolutely horrific.
[03:59:22]  Thank you.
[03:59:23]  Hamsterer for seven couldn't listen live.
[03:59:26]  Here's five bucks at Hamster.
[03:59:27]  Thank you, Hamster.
[03:59:28]  I appreciate it.
[03:59:29]  Blurp Bloop for $50 for a whole Kayla says, Here's $50 to fund you not to do anything about retards getting bullied.
[03:59:36]  Bullying is good.
[03:59:38]  Interesting perspective.
[03:59:39]  Maybe it is.
[03:59:40]  Money is backing these words, so I believe it more.
[03:59:44]  Juliodante for 10 says, I can't believe fascists are harassing our friend Joshua just because he said Evila sucks.
[03:59:49]  I mean, look, bro, I read his essay and it was not very persuasive.
[03:59:53]  I read like the most entry-level one, like Revolt Against the Modern World or whatever.
[03:59:56]  And it's just like, bro, you're really.
[03:59:58]  He doesn't even try to persuade his point.
[04:00:00]  He's just like, I'm right.
[04:00:01]  And basically, monarchism.
[04:00:03]  Yeah.
[04:00:04]  And I'm like, I don't, I don't think so.
[04:00:07]  Logistical Nightmare for 20 says, I expected you to say the PBJ big cup alongside your Bull Bay Vodka on the fourth, Josh.
[04:00:13]  Really enjoyed the full beef episode.
[04:00:15]  Have a great weekend.
[04:00:16]  Maybe.
[04:00:17]  I have some special stuff planned for late April and July.
[04:00:23]  Maybe I can eat a PBJ cup.
[04:00:25]  Thank you.
[04:00:25]  Thank you.
[04:00:26]  Blurt Bloop for 10 says, I got fired from my job as an engineer at an online Gamba service provider.
[04:00:30]  Was only there three months.
[04:00:31]  Just get a much better gig that pays 20% more.
[04:00:33]  Enjoy the fruits of my supreme interview skills.
[04:00:35]  Good job.
[04:00:36]  You uploaded you.
[04:00:38]  Hopefully, it's a more dignified feel as well.
[04:00:41]  But by the way, both bossmen, I didn't even mention the fucking DSP, Ralph Crossover, because it sucked.
[04:00:46]  But both DSP and Ralph have said that they would take casino Gamba sponsorships.
[04:00:50]  Maybe you can tell your old job to pick them up.
[04:00:53]  I want to see the geekification.
[04:00:57]  Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, Is it just me or does that lunar paragraph guy sound like Belinda Scott's dead husband?
[04:01:02]  A little bit.
[04:01:03]  Just a little bit.
[04:01:04]  Just because of what he's saying, though.
[04:01:06]  Thank you.
[04:01:06]  Mr. Manchester for 10 says, here's $10 only because Keffels is now zapping to the extreme.
[04:01:11]  I know.
[04:01:12]  It's great, isn't it?
[04:01:13]  It's beautiful.
[04:01:14]  Thank you.
[04:01:15]  Days of Boyhood for 10 says, Dear Josh, I am a Scottish turf living under the illegitimate Starmer regime.
[04:01:19]  Please send U.S. troops to liberate us and Banana Public peppers to season our food.
[04:01:23]  We have whiskey and fried stuff to trade.
[04:01:25]  Unfortunately, unfortunately, we cannot drop even a single drop of American blood to free the oppressive British Empire.
[04:01:34]  It's just not worth it.
[04:01:35]  Just not worth it, folks.
[04:01:36]  I've talked to the best, and it's just not worth it.
[04:01:39]  You have to marry an American.
[04:01:42]  Not me, though.
[04:01:43]  I'm pure and innocent.
[04:01:45]  Agent Tex Support for 10 says, our banana dance.
[04:01:50]  Sadly, it is broken because I am a retard and I haven't fixed this yet.
[04:01:53]  Thank you, though.
[04:01:54]  Malakalips the Younger for 10 says, seeing Keffels prod himself for basically no of yours.
[04:01:57]  He's like watching Napoleon and St. Helena slowly die of stomach cancer.
[04:02:00]  The great terror reduced to tooling with Distro's for his training website.
[04:02:05]  Oh, it's beautiful to see.
[04:02:08]  God really works in mysterious ways, chat.
[04:02:10]  Thank you.
[04:02:11]  Awaken 34 for one says, The only Quiggler is a neighbor.
[04:02:14]  I wonder it didn't let me use the proper rhyme.
[04:02:17]  Awaken 34 for one says, Now I believe can super sticks worships an owl from a show called Hell of Boss, a gay owl.
[04:02:24]  Awaken 34 for one says, I drink Death Wis Dark Black.
[04:02:28]  How about you?
[04:02:30]  Bro, you are like properly fucked up when he said Dizzy Until Death for five says, What's your favorite book?
[04:02:38]  Are you asking me like security questions for my fucking bank accounts or something?
[04:02:42]  I give you a book that's not actually my favorite book.
[04:02:47]  Oh, God.
[04:02:49]  A book that I really liked.
[04:02:52]  Let me check.
[04:02:52]  I don't have my kobo.
[04:02:54]  Fun fact: if you ever want like an e-reader, get a kobo.
[04:02:57]  I have a kobo that I have violently abused, and it still works perfectly.
[04:03:01]  Um, yeah, I read through Erst Junga's Storm of Steel, and it's it's really dry, and it's mostly just like, this was like the most horrific war ever.
[04:03:12]  And I saw people's brains explode fucking constantly, and it was the most horrific experience ever.
[04:03:16]  And it's just like, it wasn't a good read.
[04:03:18]  It was just like, wow, this is miserable.
[04:03:21]  I guess it's good to know.
[04:03:23]  I'm not really answering your question, but Pseudocides for five says, nice to see a fellow Kathy Bostillo enjoyer.
[04:03:28]  It's a go-to coffee next to Deathwish.
[04:03:30]  I've not had Deathwish, but I think I did actually.
[04:03:33]  But Basilo is tastier.
[04:03:35]  Plain too.
[04:03:38]  Sneeto for five says, here's your Michael Lambert emoji.
[04:03:41]  Let's see.
[04:03:44]  No, no, no.
[04:03:45]  It needs to be like properly transparent.
[04:03:49]  Just make it flat and get like the entire head, like the nice roundness of it.
[04:03:53]  That's what I want.
[04:03:55]  Good luck 7 for 2 says, celebrating my retarded neighbor getting arrested.
[04:03:59]  He tried to hide it in his mom's car in front of the crime location.
[04:04:02]  Most autistic standoff ever.
[04:04:04]  It's like trying to get Tom Cruise out of the closet.

=== Transparent Comic Book Art (06:57) ===

[04:04:07]  ChuckPoster for once says, I agree.
[04:04:09]  Thank you, Chuck Poster.
[04:04:10]  I also agree.
[04:04:11]  The Orange Cow for 2K says, Josh, if you ever get so pissed at stickers that you think about removing notifications again, I have the proposition.
[04:04:18]  If someone complains about stickers whatsoever, just force off their notifications.
[04:04:21]  That requires editing the database and they can just undo it.
[04:04:24]  So it doesn't quite work, but yeah, I don't know.
[04:04:28]  It's a really terrible system, and the way that people use it to navigate the site is fucking appalling to me personally.
[04:04:32]  And I still can't get over the people that actually do that.
[04:04:35]  Lelanthea for 10 says, thanks, Moon Moon.
[04:04:37]  Thank you, Lelanthia Lanthea.
[04:04:40]  Appreciate it.
[04:04:41]  Kili Dante for 20 says, Leffin wrote Hacks' name and his totalitarian Hitlerian death note.
[04:04:46]  It's true.
[04:04:46]  He got compared to the guy from Death Doke, too.
[04:04:49]  Dude, you gotta look him up.
[04:04:50]  He's got the fucking book.
[04:04:52]  He's got the Sheenigami.
[04:04:53]  He got the Sheeni God in the eyes.
[04:04:55]  He's got darkness.
[04:04:56]  Is Dork sighted?
[04:04:59]  Thank you.
[04:05:00]  Haram produced this.
[04:05:00]  Romberg is calling with trade offer.
[04:05:02]  You cover the Harley Quinn fart comic.
[04:05:04]  He signs up for locals except tonight.
[04:05:06]  Except.
[04:05:06]  Oh, fuck you.
[04:05:08]  I will walk into a comic book store, look the comic book man dead in the eyes and says, I want the Harley Quinn fart comic, and then I'll fucking read it for you.
[04:05:18]  I'll review the Harley Quinn fart comic.
[04:05:20]  The only other comics I've ever read are the Eric July comics, and I really did not like the last one that I read.
[04:05:26]  I actually have a bunch of comics.
[04:05:27]  I have the ones from Rusty Cage, too, that I mean to be reading.
[04:05:29]  And I have, actually, that's a lie.
[04:05:32]  I also read the one from Sven Stoffel, and I have the other book from Sinsofel that I've been meaning to read.
[04:05:38]  If people like comic book reviews, I can do those all fucking day.
[04:05:40]  It doesn't take much time to read a comic book and comment on it.
[04:05:44]  Steado for Ten says, ended up stumbling on a guy who streamed himself rambling about random shit and not liking blacks and Indians on YouTube.
[04:05:50]  He goes by Christian Bushnell.
[04:05:52]  Okay, let's see.
[04:05:55]  But if you promote watching watching other men, especially men from other racial groups and other countries, and you're like rooting them on, that's not cool.
[04:06:09]  I'm changing the way I talk here on YouTube.
[04:06:13]  I figured out the algorithm.
[04:06:15]  For any of you listening, and you're like, how can I talk about things that I don't like on YouTube?
[04:06:22]  Just say it's not cool.
[04:06:24]  So black people, not cool.
[04:06:27]  Indian people, not cool.
[04:06:29]  African people, not cool.
[04:06:31]  That's how, that's how you're supposed to.
[04:06:35]  Thank you for your contribution, Mr. Christian.
[04:06:38]  Thank you.
[04:06:38]  Zooich for two says, hello again from the ocean.
[04:06:40]  Is it true that nabes ruin cruises, but only go on Caribbean ones that started in Florida?
[04:06:45]  Celeb and Carnival are for fags, so avoid those two.
[04:06:48]  Only constant is boomers.
[04:06:50]  I do not know anything about cruises.
[04:06:52]  I took a cruise once and it was okay.
[04:06:54]  I took a cruise in Greece and like cruise line sucks and the food actually smelled like vomit.
[04:06:58]  So that's my experience with cruises.
[04:07:01]  Cheese 94 for two says, Josh, read Gunt Ventures and BDSM on the forum.
[04:07:06]  You won't regret it when you just read out on stream.
[04:07:09]  Next stream.
[04:07:10]  I'm dying on there.
[04:07:12]  The bugs for one says, hey, Josh, what's your beef with Jesse from Podolfa?
[04:07:16]  Not a fan from Podolfa, but keep hearing you hate him.
[04:07:18]  I don't like his shtick and I don't like his he does the thing where he like begs for attention on Twitter and that annoyed the fuck out of me when I first started hearing about him.
[04:07:28]  And I don't like that he's like a he does like a show that you have to pay for.
[04:07:36]  And it's like, no, nobody's going to pay to listen to your fucking podcast, bro.
[04:07:39]  People hate if they liked your podcast.
[04:07:40]  That's how it works.
[04:07:41]  Probably make more money if you just didn't make people pay for the fucking show.
[04:07:47]  He's also big into DMCA, I'm pretty sure.
[04:07:50]  Like he, he's like, when I hear him talk and he talks about intellectual property law, he's like flexing the fact he read the statute and looked up like a couple of case laws studies on it.
[04:07:58]  And then I think he's like a DMCAer.
[04:08:00]  I'm pretty sure.
[04:08:01]  Because he talks about copyright a lot.
[04:08:02]  And people who support copyright deserve to be in the fucking pit.
[04:08:07]  Tautology Man for 5 says, nice show.
[04:08:09]  Thank you.
[04:08:09]  Thank you.
[04:08:10]  Kolya Dante for going says, your speech on how a man has to be capable of his own positive policy sounds like a more retarded version of Diogenes on Stoicism.
[04:08:17]  He was history's most influential public masturbating hobo.
[04:08:22]  Yeah, PewDiePie did a video on stoicism that I watched.
[04:08:26]  And it is, I mean, I'm sure it's like a continuous thing that exists probably in many different cultures, but it is, it's true.
[04:08:33]  The only thing that you really control in your life is your own perspective.
[04:08:36]  Your gray matter is a physical part of your body and is the only thing that you have absolute control over.
[04:08:42]  And if you don't have control over that, you have control over nothing.
[04:08:46]  Thank you.
[04:08:46]  Grunless Wonder for 5 says, in spite of your disdain for stickers, you long-suffering generosity towards your weirdo users is appreciated.
[04:08:51]  There are worse admins out there.
[04:08:53]  Hamjam.
[04:08:54]  Yeah, there certainly are.
[04:08:57]  I try my best to make people happy.
[04:08:58]  I have an idea for the forum that is probably going to cause some controversy, but you'll have to wait and see.
[04:09:06]  Koly Dante for five says, with the release of the Ghiblification AI, someone needs to check on Pete's to make sure he hasn't gooned himself to death.
[04:09:13]  He's probably, man, he's fucking wasted away.
[04:09:16]  He's been uploading Chantal nudes to the Ghiblifier and J-O, and it's over.
[04:09:21]  Vintar, for one, says, and yes, Preventin is meth.
[04:09:23]  Germany really liked Math in World War II.
[04:09:24]  She should look at the story of the finished elder caller, Amo Koivinon, who accidentally took the whole company's dose of preventing and went on a really fucked skin trip.
[04:09:33]  I mean, I knew they did math.
[04:09:34]  I didn't know about that, though.
[04:09:36]  Man Who Must Let for one Kayla says, Josh, I need to thank you.
[04:09:41]  You are my stepping stone to JQ stuff, low tax.eda.
[04:09:44]  YouTube search for that info, and I found that week's Matty.
[04:09:47]  Your disgust of his J-Friends P story equals Kent Unnotic Ever.
[04:09:52]  That's true.
[04:09:53]  I do remember that.
[04:09:56]  Happy to help.
[04:09:59]  Yeah.
[04:10:01]  Yeah, that's the way it goes, though.
[04:10:02]  It's like once you know about the PP poo-poo thing, you really see it.
[04:10:07]  You see it a lot.
[04:10:08]  And it really, like, I'm a huge, like, old school South Park fan.
[04:10:13]  I've watched every season of South Park before like season 16, at least like twice.
[04:10:18]  I've watched a certain episode.
[04:10:20]  I think I've watched Pink Eye, one of the first season episodes, like every Halloween for like 10 years.
[04:10:25]  It's one of my, Pink Eye is one of my favorite episodes of all fucking time, of anything.
[04:10:30]  It's an amazing cartoon episode.
[04:10:31]  It's got all my favorite things in it.
[04:10:34]  And as an adult and knowing about the pee-pee-poo-poo thing and knowing that one of them is Jewish, you really see the influence of the pee-pee-poo-poo stuff in South Park.
[04:10:43]  And it's kind of, it kind of like, I wouldn't say ruins it, but it's just like you notice it.
[04:10:52]  Amist for one says, can you unban Mitsu fan?
[04:10:57]  Depends on what they got banned for.
[04:10:59]  Blurp Bloop for one says, yeah, it's cool and dignified company.
[04:11:02]  They also gave a decent share options package.

=== Stone Paradise Dance Talk (04:33) ===

[04:11:04]  That's nice.
[04:11:05]  That's nice.
[04:11:06]  And Sinito for two says, and this is the last one, Avenue and the Maddie thread posted more of Lambert's emotes.
[04:11:12]  Okay, great.
[04:11:12]  I'll look at them.
[04:11:13]  I am looking for one that's just like a nice, simple one.
[04:11:16]  And on that note, I am done.
[04:11:18]  Thank you very, very much for watching.
[04:11:20]  I hope you have enjoyed the stream.
[04:11:22]  I did put a little bit of extra work into this one.
[04:11:24]  And I will see you guys on Friday.
[04:11:27]  Take it easy.
[04:11:28]  Have a nice weekend.
[04:11:29]  Bye-bye
[04:12:14]  I hope they didn't get your mind.
[04:12:18]  Your heart is too strong.
[04:12:21]  Anyway, we need to fetch back the tide They have stolen from us Love wants you, We can bring it on the floor.
[04:12:39]  Never danced like this before.
[04:12:42]  We don't talk about it, dance them on.
[04:12:45]  Do the boogie all night long.
[04:12:47]  Stone in paradise.
[04:12:50]  Shouldn't talk about it.
[04:12:52]  Love want you.
[04:12:53]  We can bring it on the floor.
[04:12:55]  Never danced like this before.
[04:12:58]  We don't talk about it.
[04:13:00]  Dance them on.
[04:13:02]  Build the boogie all night long Stone Paradise Shouldn't talk about it.
[04:13:09]  Don't talk about The sun is shining anymore.
[04:13:38]  The only thing I feel is pain Cause by absence of you.
[04:13:46]  Suspense controlled in my mind.
[04:13:51]  I cannot find a way out of here.
[04:13:55]  I want you back.
[04:14:09]  We can bring it on the floor.
[04:14:11]  Never danced like this before.
[04:14:14]  We don't talk about it, dance them on.
[04:14:17]  Do the boogie all night long.
[04:14:20]  Stone in Paradise.
[04:14:23]  Shouldn't talk about it.
[04:14:24]  I want you.
[04:14:26]  We can bring it on the floor.
[04:14:28]  Never danced like this before.
[04:14:31]  We don't talk about it.
[04:14:33]  Dance them on.
[04:14:34]  Build the boogie all night long Stone Paradise.
[04:14:39]  Shouldn't talk about it.
[04:14:42]  Should I talk?
[04:15:04]  we can bring it on the floor.
[04:15:06]  Never danced like this before.
[04:15:09]  We don't talk about it.
[04:15:11]  Dance along, build the boogie all night long.
[04:15:15]  Stone and paradise.
[04:15:17]  Shouldn't talk about it.
[04:15:19]  Love wants you, we can bring it on the floor.
[04:15:23]  Never danced like this before.
[04:15:26]  We don't talk about it.
[04:15:27]  Dance them on, build the boogie all night long.
[04:15:31]  Stone in paradise.
[04:15:34]  Shouldn't talk about it.
[04:15:36]  Just don't talk about