Mad at the Internet - Blame Canada
Aired: 2025-02-07
Duration: 02:38:37


=== Blame Canada For Everything (01:34) ===

[00:00:00]  We must stop dirty language from getting to our children's ears.
[00:00:03]  We must go find the source of it.
[00:00:06]  But what is the source?
[00:00:07]  Oh, that's easy.
[00:00:09]  Times have changed.
[00:00:11]  Our kids are getting worse.
[00:00:12]  They won't obey their parents.
[00:00:14]  They just want to fight and curse.
[00:00:16]  Should we blame the government or blame society?
[00:00:19]  Or should we blame the images on TV?
[00:00:21]  No, I ain't Canada.
[00:00:34]  Don't blame me for my son Stan.
[00:00:37]  He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the clan.
[00:00:41]  And my boy Eric Wentz had my picture on his shelf.
[00:00:44]  But now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself.
[00:00:46]  Well, blame Canada!
[00:00:48]  Blame Canada!
[00:00:50]  It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came aboard.
[00:00:53]  Blame Canada!
[00:00:54]  Blame Canada!
[00:00:56]  They're not even a real country anyway.
[00:00:59]  My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true.
[00:01:02]  And standing burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
[00:01:06]  Should we blame the matches?
[00:01:07]  Should we make the fire?
[00:01:09]  Or the darkness of love until it's fire?
[00:01:11]  And no, brain Canada!
[00:01:13]  Brain Canada!
[00:01:15]  With all the hockey hum of a bone and that pitcher Murray too.

=== Why Blame Canada Anyway (12:46) ===

[00:01:35]  Peace.
[00:01:37]  I thought about this movie, which is the South Park Bigger Longer Uncut, which came out like 2000, I want to say, 1999.
[00:01:45]  And it's this, and there's a streamer I've been watching recently this week, no spoilers, that's been listening to like a mid-like early 2000s, 1990s playlist.
[00:01:57]  And it's just kind of like, you know, things will never be this comfy ever again.
[00:02:01]  Things will never be as comfy as Smash Mouth ever again.
[00:02:09]  The closest you get to that is Elon Musk pissing off a bunch of people in government.
[00:02:16]  That's the closest thing we can get to Smash Mouth or South Park Bigger Longer Uncut tears of comfiness in this world now.
[00:02:24]  So second stream of the week.
[00:02:27]  Last stream was to catch up to everything that happened to Friday.
[00:02:29]  This stream is to catch up to everything that happened to right now.
[00:02:33]  We are in the time loop again, or out of the time loop rather, covering the present day events.
[00:02:39]  Quite a bit has happened.
[00:02:40]  Most of it is political.
[00:02:42]  There's been a pretty significant chunk of stuff that happened local cat-wise, but I don't know.
[00:02:48]  It's like the U.S. politics is now so deranged that it just kind of feels like a natural segment of this stream because it is retarded and very funny.
[00:02:58]  So that kind of makes it meet both the legs of criteria that are required to be on that at the internet.
[00:03:07]  Talk about David Hogg.
[00:03:08]  That's the one thing I don't have queued up.
[00:03:10]  Actually, I do.
[00:03:11]  I think I somewhere.
[00:03:12]  I didn't actually watch the DNC meeting.
[00:03:14]  And I've heard that the DNC meeting was a cluster fuck.
[00:03:17]  So at some point, I'm going to have to go back and watch that.
[00:03:20]  But I was too busy watching certain other two-hour long videos put out on the internet this week.
[00:03:26]  I did not happen upon that particular thing.
[00:03:29]  Oh, before I, give me a second.
[00:03:32]  I am definitely not preloading all the clips that I had to close out of right before the stream started because I did something stupid once again.
[00:03:41]  Absolutely not.
[00:03:42]  Not me.
[00:03:43]  You guys know me by now.
[00:03:44]  I don't do that.
[00:03:46]  Okay.
[00:03:48]  Let's talk first and foremost about Canada.
[00:03:51]  Otherwise, my interest song would be out of place.
[00:03:53]  I have no choice on this matter.
[00:03:56]  Donald Trump promised to levy taxes against Canada and Mexico unless they would cooperate with him on certain trade or certain issues.
[00:04:08]  In particular, he blamed them for fentanyl crossing from China into the United States.
[00:04:15]  He blamed them for not doing enough to stop illegal migration.
[00:04:19]  Apparently, Canada's border is now so open that there's a serious issue of Indians actually crossing in from Canada into the United States.
[00:04:26]  So he says you got to tighten up that shit.
[00:04:28]  So he threatened them, I think, with 25% tariffs across the board.
[00:04:32]  A notable exception to Canada's energy industry, which, if you don't know, Canada's energy industry is effectively half of its entire GDP, or rather, half of its exports to the United States.
[00:04:47]  It exports very little else.
[00:04:48]  And its most significant resource that is not just raw material extracted from the earth and pumped into the United States is automotive.
[00:04:58]  So I've noticed that in the United States, a lot of things don't say made in China anymore.
[00:05:03]  They say made in Mexico or even made in Canada.
[00:05:06]  For instance, my fridge made in Mexico.
[00:05:09]  My washer dryer made in Mexico.
[00:05:12]  My vehicle made in Mexico.
[00:05:15]  So many different things made in Mexico.
[00:05:17]  It seems they call it, they even have a name for it.
[00:05:19]  It's no longer offshoring.
[00:05:20]  It's near shoring.
[00:05:22]  So the Chinese political situation becoming increasingly unstable as tensions rise.
[00:05:28]  So what's the best place to put your shit to be manufactured as cheaply as humanly fucking possible?
[00:05:33]  Mexico.
[00:05:34]  In fact, then you can even save on the shipping.
[00:05:36]  What a deal.
[00:05:37]  So nowadays, a lot of stuff that needs to be manufactured, it's manufactured in Mexico.
[00:05:42]  And it would hurt them enormously to have a 25% tariff, which is why when the United States randomly came out and said, okay, you guys are going to dedicate billions of dollars of budget to fint drones and fint sniffing dogs.
[00:05:56]  Their first reaction was, who the fuck do you think you are, you son of a bitch?
[00:06:00]  Immediately followed by, okay, we'll do whatever you ask for.
[00:06:03]  And that was the in conclusion of this.
[00:06:05]  What I did not manage to get for this, by the way, was while this was happening, there was like a couple days of like surging Canadian nationalism.
[00:06:17]  Canadians have just been sitting there getting anally raped over and over again by Justo, just sitting there taking it like a bitch without any complaints whatsoever.
[00:06:27]  Their country is now 50% non-Canadian.
[00:06:31]  So their country is basically irreversibly ruined.
[00:06:35]  And this all happened in the span of like 10 years.
[00:06:38]  So their country is gone and not a single Canadian actually did anything about it.
[00:06:42]  And the ones that did were like arrested and put into black holes and completely Z-line from the economy.
[00:06:48]  So that's Canada's position.
[00:06:50]  But then when America says we're going to raise tariffs, it was like maple syrup rising.
[00:06:55]  Everyone was ready to fight and die against the United States Army.
[00:06:58]  How dare you impose a 25% tariff on us, the greatest friends you've ever had?
[00:07:04]  Well, sorry, Canada.
[00:07:05]  Our greatest ally is actually Israel.
[00:07:07]  So go fuck yourself.
[00:07:08]  And also, Alberta is rightful American clay.
[00:07:13]  Especially its oil.
[00:07:15]  That's not clay.
[00:07:16]  That's rightful American oil, though.
[00:07:20]  So as this was going on, there was patriotism rising on the internet.
[00:07:25]  People from Mexico saying, I have a pay Donald Trump doesn't want to fuck with the cartels.
[00:07:30]  They stick you good.
[00:07:32]  They stick you good, Gringo.
[00:07:34]  And then immediately, oh, then the Canadians on the other side were saying, Mexico should be our best friend, actually.
[00:07:42]  The Mexicans speak the beautiful Spanish language.
[00:07:45]  They are indigenous folks who have taken their country.
[00:07:48]  They have state atheism in the Constitution, a true divorce from church and state.
[00:07:55]  They're hardworking and they make wonderful zerves.
[00:07:59]  They just went on and on.
[00:08:00]  And then, of course, Mexico was the first to flip because, like, their entire economy outside of the drug industry is also manufacturing shit for the United States.
[00:08:09]  So, um, the Jewish woman that runs Mexico came out and she started basically like banging on her podium and screaming like a fucking lunatic saying that the United States had gone too far and nobody's gonna with Mexican sovereignty.
[00:08:22]  But then I guess the guys that manufacture washing machines called her up and say, Hey, SA, we're gonna stick you good essay el presidente.
[00:08:32]  If we can't sell our washing machines to the United States, we're gonna roll up and we're gonna stick you good, SA.
[00:08:38]  And she was like, Okay, so then she came out and said, We'll do whatever you want.
[00:08:41]  We're gonna build up the border and we're gonna get the fent drones.
[00:08:43]  We're gonna, we're gonna um, we're gonna uh help with the cartels and the deportations and shit.
[00:08:49]  So, Donald Trump was happy, but the Canadians were not.
[00:08:51]  The Canadians were like, What the what the fuck?
[00:08:53]  How could this happen?
[00:08:54]  How could they betray us?
[00:08:55]  We were in this together, we're in this together.
[00:08:58]  It was we're supposed to, we're supposed to be friends, we're supposed to be essays, the best of essays.
[00:09:03]  And then, uh, after Mexico gave up and just gave Trump whatever he wanted, Justo had to come out and grovel and say, Yeah, I'm doing it too.
[00:09:10]  So, he put out a statement.
[00:09:11]  He put out one statement that was like, Our country will never be defeated.
[00:09:16]  Our country has great Canadian values, and we have been the best neighbors.
[00:09:20]  And you don't treat your neighbors like this.
[00:09:22]  And then his subsequent statement was like, We have dedicated $1.5 billion to the fentanyl drones and also to border patrol and also Coast Guard maritime monitoring of fentanyl imports.
[00:09:33]  And also, we're going to build the wall.
[00:09:36]  So, it was a complete, it was a complete change of tone, and it was very fast.
[00:09:40]  It was whiplash because Trump can just sort of it's the power is invested in him to implement export tariffs willy-nilly.
[00:09:49]  So, in a world of rotting, decaying, uh, like what's that thing where you take a Zimpic and then like the food digests and rots in your stomach, and then you go into septic shock because you just have all this undigested food slowly moving through your bowels.
[00:10:06]  That's kind of like the state of the government.
[00:10:08]  We're all on a Zimpic, all of our governments, so things just don't digest all that properly, and they just rot there for weeks.
[00:10:14]  Um, kind of like that, but then Trump can just be like, Okay, well, we're gonna go, we're gonna take some antibiotics, we're gonna prescribe some exports here, and you're gonna off.
[00:10:24]  And it worked.
[00:10:25]  Um, you're gonna be honest, you don't even know what a fentanyl even is.
[00:10:29]  It's a tiny, tiny, tiny grain of rice that can be absorbed by your skin.
[00:10:36]  And if you touch, if you accidentally little poke this little grain of rice with your bare hand, a lethal dose of painkiller will be absorbed directly into your bloodstream, and you will die.
[00:10:52]  And for whatever reason, black people love this, it's their favorite thing in the whole world.
[00:10:58]  It used to be hip-hop music, used to be cocaine, um, but now it's fentanyl.
[00:11:06]  So, that's the Canadian thing.
[00:11:08]  What I what I really was lacking in not preparing for this was because I did check, but I couldn't find it in the forum.
[00:11:14]  Um, was all the posts that were like singing the praises of Mexico and how wonderful a new best friend Mexico will be.
[00:11:24]  Mexico immediately fucking turns on them, then they're like hurt, like, why we were going to fight America together, we're going to like fight for indigenous folks' rights and shit.
[00:11:34]  And then, um, then them coping and saying, like, don't worry, we have a strong economy by Canadian.
[00:11:41]  Uh, justo won't relent, and then justo immediately relents, and then, like, okay, well, fuck America still, anyways.
[00:11:47]  Um, whatever.
[00:11:49]  So, that's that.
[00:11:51]  Uh, the Oscars happened, um, and the only thing I'll talk about Kanye West did some gay shit, but um, Kanye West is like a mentally ill-attention whore at this point, so I don't know what the fuck.
[00:12:01]  Uh, this tranny named Carla Sophia Gascolin had made several offensive tweets, uh, such as this one saying, This is the same old story: quote, black slaves and women in the kitchen.
[00:12:14]  But my opinion, and it must be respected, I do not understand so much world war against Hitler.
[00:12:18]  He simply had his opinion of the Jews.
[00:12:21]  Well, that's how the world goes.
[00:12:22]  Uh, in modern society, in the English-speaking world, this is considered a bad opinion to have.
[00:12:28]  I've been informed many times.
[00:12:30]  So, uh, he, I think that this tranny was nominated for like 8 million different awards for sorry, 6 million.
[00:12:36]  I gotta get my facts straight.
[00:12:38]  Uh, 6 million different awards for being so stunning and brave and tranny, and also in media.
[00:12:44]  So, they like dumped all these awards on them.
[00:12:48]  Then, someone found, I guess, someone, someone out there, whenever he gets bored, goes to Twitter, finds somebody's Twitter account, and then just types in from username and then like the word Hitler.
[00:13:01]  And then, if there's anything there, they cause problems for them because it seems to keep happening.
[00:13:07]  Um, but it was funny to see all the leftists turn on their precious trans idol.
[00:13:12]  Uh, you know, if you followed my moral system, this never would have happened.
[00:13:17]  You never would have had this horrible evil Troon in your midst to begin with.
[00:13:22]  Oh, this is just the article for it.
[00:13:23]  I don't know if there's another one.
[00:13:25]  Islam fails to comply with national rights.
[00:13:27]  I mean, it fucking does.
[00:13:29]  I am so sick of this shit of Islam, of Christianity, of Catholicism, and all the fucking.
[00:13:33]  I like how Christianity and Catholicism are different categories.
[00:13:36]  It's a very uh Groyper-esque take.
[00:13:39]  Um, and all the fucking beliefs of morons that violate human rights.
[00:13:44]  Uh, I really think very few people ever cared about George Floyd, a drug-addicted swindler, but his death has served once again to demonstrate that there are people who will still consider black people to be monkeys without rights and consider policemen to be assassins.
[00:13:56]  They are all wrong.
[00:13:57]  That's a very pro-black take.
[00:13:59]  I don't know what's wrong with that one.
[00:14:01]  The offense in that tweet is literally just that this trunes correctly acknowledges that George Floyd was a fucking wasted life, like completely, but it's still like anti-racism, anti-police brutality.
[00:14:13]  You can't meet him halfway on this one and say, Okay, well, we disagree about Mr. Floyd, even though he's a violent, convicted felon who beats pregnant women and died of a drug overdose.

=== Dragon Age Expectations Fail (08:42) ===

[00:14:21]  But, you know, can't we, can we like, no, it has to be a completely to party line?
[00:14:27]  Okay, okay, so here's my um gamers win segment or the collapse of the game industry segment.
[00:14:36]  Um, first of all, uh, with regards to Dragon Age, EA did what's called an investor relations uh press release.
[00:14:45]  These press releases are a part of their public investing strategy, so they're designed to entice people to buy their stock or to hold their stock with promises that in the next quarter or whatever, uh, things will improve.
[00:15:00]  Um, the SEC requires that any of these reports submitted to solicit investments into your company be completely truthful.
[00:15:08]  And if you're not truthful, you will be sued by the SEC and by your investors, and you will lose a shit ton of money in these huge lawsuits.
[00:15:16]  So, you have to take everything that's said here as if it is true because there are serious punishments if they're not.
[00:15:24]  The big one out here is Dragon Age.
[00:15:27]  This is from EA.
[00:15:28]  They published that tranny, woke-ass Dragon Age game everybody hated.
[00:15:33]  Separately, Dragon Age engaged approximately 1.5 million players during the quarter, down from nearly 50% from the company's expectations.
[00:15:39]  And then it says at the bottom, During quarter three, we continued to deliver high-quality games and experiences across our portfolio.
[00:15:46]  However, Dragon Age and EA Sports of FC25 underperformed our net booking expectations.
[00:15:54]  And then they have a plan for how to milk FIFA for as much money as possible.
[00:15:58]  The Dragon Age part is obviously the most interesting one.
[00:16:02]  Nobody gives a fuck about the FIFA.
[00:16:03]  I'm sure most people don't want to give money to EA no matter what.
[00:16:08]  So Electronic Arts is on the book saying that Dragon Age was a financial failure.
[00:16:16]  And they're on the book saying that they got 1.5 million players during the quarter, which is half of what they wanted.
[00:16:24]  And part of what's interesting about that is, from what I understand, when this game was released, it was also at the same time that NVIDIA was releasing a new graphics card.
[00:16:37]  And if you don't know, when you get a new graphics card, they often include coupons for free games.
[00:16:43]  Like I got Battlefield 1 for free when I bought my graphics card, I want to say.
[00:16:49]  So if you buy a graphics card and you get this game, it doesn't generate revenue for the company.
[00:16:58]  So it's unknown how many of those players out of that 1.5 million were actually people who bought and paid for Dragon Age specifically to pay them.
[00:17:07]  And I think that the wording for this is even a little bit more weasely because it says Dragon Age engaged 1.5 million players.
[00:17:16]  But if I remember correctly, they also gave out a free trial to play like a little bit of the game, like an old school demo reel of the game.
[00:17:24]  Because I guess once you download an 80 gigabyte game file from Steam, you're going to pay to play it at that point.
[00:17:30]  You're not going to just uninstall it.
[00:17:33]  But even the free trial was so unappealing that it fell below their expectations.
[00:17:38]  They created this triple AI game and gave out parts of it for free.
[00:17:42]  And it still did not meet their expectations.
[00:17:46]  So that is bad news for EA.
[00:17:52]  Good news for everybody who hates EA.
[00:17:54]  I think that there was an article published I did not pull up, but I think that the creative directors, all the people that actually directed Dragon Age, the Veilguard, the people who are creatively responsible for it have all been terminated.
[00:18:10]  So all those people on Twitter bragging about how sales were fine and how they had hundreds of thousands of people playing the game at its peak, even though that completely fell off and had no retention.
[00:18:20]  All fucking wrong.
[00:18:22]  All of them fucking gone.
[00:18:25]  Sorry, I'm still a little bit sick.
[00:18:26]  So if I pause, you can insert sounds of violent coughing.
[00:18:32]  Insert hamster.
[00:18:33]  I can do that.
[00:18:34]  Okay.
[00:18:36]  All right.
[00:18:37]  There's more to this.
[00:18:39]  If you hadn't heard, I believe that Warner Brothers released a competitor game to Super Smash Bros or whatever incarnation of Super Smash therein called Multiverse.
[00:18:54]  And you can play as very, very, very old Warner Brothers cartoon characters like Marvin the Martian, the Tasmanian Devils, I think Bugs Bunny, like all these characters.
[00:19:07]  And Aquaman, the Warner Brothers version, not the DC version.
[00:19:13]  And it flopped after a year.
[00:19:17]  So this is another live service game that they tried to push out to try and be the next Fortnite or whatever the fuck that earns a shit zillion dollars.
[00:19:26]  Like the next GTA 5, next game that's just like an infinite moneymaker.
[00:19:31]  And surprise, it didn't succeed.
[00:19:34]  I think what people don't know about the live service stuff is that when people buy a digital asset, the value of that digital asset is 100% backed by how many other people would be impressed by that.
[00:19:47]  Like, if you're buying a cosmetic, like for a single-player game, nobody on fucking earth is buying a cosmetic for a single-player game unless you're playing Life is Strange double exposure, and you really, really desperately need that hoodie.
[00:20:03]  That's like a tie-in to some other fucking franchise.
[00:20:06]  Then I guess you might spend $80 for the game.
[00:20:09]  But for the vast majority, nobody wants to buy a cosmetic that nobody else will ever see.
[00:20:13]  So if your game's not popular, you can't sell cosmetics for it.
[00:20:17]  That's the lesson to be learned.
[00:20:20]  Next.
[00:20:21]  Okay, the other game that came out recently that was the big issue for everybody was Kingdom Come Deliverance 2.
[00:20:29]  From what I understand, there were several issues that were raised with this in leaks.
[00:20:32]  There is gay romance in it, despite being a medieval game.
[00:20:36]  There is, I think, a random black guy.
[00:20:40]  And I'll talk about him in a second.
[00:20:42]  There's like a Muslim in medieval Christian Europe.
[00:20:45]  I think is also the black guy.
[00:20:48]  And then, of course, the gay sex is the main thing.
[00:20:50]  It's like, why do we need gay sex in Kingdom Come?
[00:20:53]  I guess because they're going to make a Kingdom Come with a U, like a sex thing.
[00:20:58]  Taku in action, very upset about it.
[00:21:01]  The hardcore gay sex scene released.
[00:21:05]  And then this user found this.
[00:21:08]  I don't know if he found this, but somebody did and he showed it to me.
[00:21:12]  The guy that you can fuck is Sir Hans.
[00:21:16]  This is the index, the glossary for Sir Hans.
[00:21:21]  This is his entry.
[00:21:23]  Sir Hans Kapan, the underage son of John Jeshik Pratachik and Hedvika Abdalba after the death of his father, the lords of Aleipa, his uncle Yindrish and his son Hannes and his brothers became his guardians.
[00:21:38]  Young Lord did not take possession of Ratte and hereditary estate in Polna until 1412.
[00:21:45]  So if you the game actually has an in-universe date, you can see like exactly how old this character is.
[00:21:54]  And when you butt fuck him, he's canonically 15.
[00:21:58]  So I don't know if they just like put in the gay sex scene after like a DEI sweet baby ink consultancy like in the third round.
[00:22:05]  And like, okay, let's just take a random character and make him gay.
[00:22:08]  And they didn't realize that canonically, they wrote that character to be a 15-year-old.
[00:22:12]  But that's what they did.
[00:22:15]  So such is life.
[00:22:19]  You make a gay romance.
[00:22:20]  Oops, accidentally, you're butt fucking a 15-year-old.
[00:22:23]  How could this happen?
[00:22:24]  This is a list of complaints that I saw.
[00:22:27]  I did not play this game, and I will not play this game because this is as close to knowing anything about this game as I will get.
[00:22:33]  The user says, Kingdom Come 2 claims historical accuracy, but it mocks Christians and mocks Chuds.
[00:22:40]  There's one hour of black Musa the Mali saying nonsense and hitting white girls.
[00:22:46]  Can't tell a story of two normal friends, which adds optional sex overtones to it.
[00:22:51]  And then Henry gets cucked by Teresa anyways.
[00:22:54]  And it gets disrespected by all races, except there is a lovely mission where you have to go save the Jews by killing all the evil Christian men trying to hurt them.

=== Mansa Musa Historical Myths (03:02) ===

[00:23:04]  So that's nice of them to respect God's chosen.
[00:23:09]  By the way, there is a leftist fascination with a guy called Musa, King Musa of Mali.
[00:23:18]  There is for sure recorded history that Mali, which if you don't know, Mali is West Africa, Central West.
[00:23:25]  Have you ever heard of Timbuktu?
[00:23:27]  Timbuktu 2 is in Mali.
[00:23:28]  It's in the middle of Africa.
[00:23:30]  At some points, it had coastline.
[00:23:32]  Modern day Mali does not have coastline, but back then it did.
[00:23:36]  So Musa Mansa, that's it.
[00:23:38]  That's his name.
[00:23:38]  So King Musa Mansa Mali had an idea.
[00:23:42]  He was going to go do a pilgrimage in Shiite.
[00:23:45]  So he loaded up a boat with his men and got into a boat and set sail.
[00:23:50]  And nobody has ever heard from Musa or Maza Musa, whatever his name is, ever again.
[00:23:59]  So which leads to some rampant speculation about what the fuck happened to him.
[00:24:04]  If you don't know, the coast of West Africa and the coast of eastern Brazil are the closest two points between the old world and the new world.
[00:24:12]  So there are some people, in particular, that black guy that does the buck breaking video, I forget his name.
[00:24:19]  King Flex, I think is his thug name.
[00:24:22]  If you look him up on pornum.
[00:24:25]  But his theory was that there was no peepos in the new world, in the Americas, until Dakang Mali, Mansa Musa, done a pilgrimage and settled and brought civilization to the new world.
[00:24:40]  So for real, if you hear the word foundational black Africans, that's what that means.
[00:24:47]  They actually settled all of the new world because Mansa Musa made his pilgrimage 100 years before, what's his face?
[00:24:57]  Christopher Columbus did.
[00:24:58]  That's what they're talking about.
[00:25:01]  There is literally zero evidence to support any of this.
[00:25:05]  I'm sure you could guess.
[00:25:06]  It is purely white liberal creative fan fiction.
[00:25:10]  Mansa Musa probably died and his bones have long since crumbled to dust on the sea floor in the gap between the two continents.
[00:25:22]  And this is backed in part because there is no relics.
[00:25:26]  Like there's no Islam in pre-Columbus South America.
[00:25:32]  There's no black people in pre-Columbus, South America.
[00:25:34]  The indigenous people of the New World have Asiatic features.
[00:25:38]  If you ever see a really Indian looking person, they look kind of like they're Asian because they are Asian because they came over on the ice bridges from Alaska thousands of years ago before Mansa Musa even decided to go kill himself.
[00:25:51]  But for some reason, people are fucking obsessed with King Musa.
[00:25:57]  Cool.
[00:25:59]  That's what's up with that.
[00:26:01]  By the way, confirmed, Sargon Makkad was right all along.

=== Federal Government Money Issues (11:47) ===

[00:26:06]  Feminist Frequency received in what year?
[00:26:10]  In 2023?
[00:26:12]  Received $235,000.
[00:26:16]  So if you want to know why games suck so bad, it's because our federal government has been directly funding gay, retarded bullshit to the tunes of millions of dollars for years.
[00:26:29]  There's a big list of companies that I would encourage you to go look up on your own because it's enormous.
[00:26:35]  In particular, the federal government has been paying like $10,000 per subscription for subscriptions to Politico.
[00:26:46]  I think the Washington Post has gotten money.
[00:26:48]  All these traditional news media organizations that everybody despises and our hatred and contempt for them is outmatched only by their hatred and contempt for us.
[00:27:01]  But they're all funded by the government and they have been for years.
[00:27:04]  And that's what Trump's team has figured out.
[00:27:07]  This is what your tax dollars go to.
[00:27:10]  We literally just funnel money into organizations that want to see you completely and totally destroyed and your way of life eradicated from the face of the earth.
[00:27:19]  Feminist Frequency was one of them.
[00:27:21]  So they definitely targeted games.
[00:27:22]  You ever want to know why Kingdom Come has a black Muslim saving Jews from evil white men?
[00:27:27]  It's because they're paid to by the government, by tax money.
[00:27:31]  So I don't know.
[00:27:33]  I don't know what your take home is from that.
[00:27:35]  In particular, by the way, if you remember when Trump was inaugurated, it is common practice for the president to go sit in on a mass at a church right nearby.
[00:27:51]  And the bishop or preacher for that was like a woman, and she just lectured him for 45 minutes about how to be a good person.
[00:27:59]  That woman, by the way, has also received millions of dollars and taxpayer money.
[00:28:05]  So if in case you're wondering where her ire for Trump comes from, it comes from the fact knowing that you have a job that pays multiple millions of dollars and it's about to fucking end.
[00:28:14]  So that's how that goes.
[00:28:17]  There is, I think I have some notes for this, actually.
[00:28:20]  I do.
[00:28:22]  Oh, I do have a thing for David Hogan.
[00:28:23]  Just installed it in.
[00:28:24]  Put the.
[00:28:26]  So Musk, okay.
[00:28:28]  I remember I was talking about the lawsuits.
[00:28:31]  So Musk did get his dog, his Department of Government Efficiency.
[00:28:35]  In the United States, we do not use the word of in an acronym.
[00:28:41]  So his acronym is Forrest.
[00:28:43]  I really hate how not funny Elon Musk is.
[00:28:48]  But I guess when you have a net worth that's in the hundreds of billions of dollars, you can be the most unfunny man on the entire planet.
[00:28:57]  And every single Indian man will personally drop to their knees and offer to tongue bathe your asshole squeaky clean.
[00:29:05]  So that might inflate your ego and your sense of your self-evaluation of your comedic chops.
[00:29:12]  So their agency has gone by and through the assent of the upper government through Trump has gained access to all sorts of shit.
[00:29:21]  In particular, all the payments of the Department of Treasury, everything regarding USAID.
[00:29:26]  USAID's now closed.
[00:29:28]  They're recalling their foreign offices at this point.
[00:29:30]  So I think it might have even happened by now that all foreign aid has stopped.
[00:29:35]  Besides the Egypt Israel, important footnote, but all other U.S. aid offices are closed, which of course has had people crying that we're not feeding the what?
[00:29:46]  Oh, people are talking about my rim job.
[00:29:48]  Okay.
[00:29:50]  Look, I'm just saying the reality.
[00:29:52]  There is a non-zero chance that Elon Musk has had his butthole licked by an Indian man.
[00:29:57]  And that's why he'll fuck you in your fucking face to defend H-1B visas.
[00:30:02]  Somebody's got to lick his asshole clean.
[00:30:04]  Is that going to be you?
[00:30:05]  They're doing the jobs Americans don't want.
[00:30:08]  So, hey, show some fucking respect.
[00:30:11]  It's the richest man in the fucking world.
[00:30:14]  He's like the new East India Tea Company.
[00:30:16]  You know, East India Tea Company was the most wealthy business in the entire world because it owned all of India.
[00:30:21]  That's basically Elon Musk, if you think about it.
[00:30:24]  Anyways, so Dog has been shutting down our getting into shit.
[00:30:28]  And this has upset everybody.
[00:30:30]  I think there are now, at this point in time, six different lawsuits filed against the Department of Government Efficiency, alleging various forms of malfeasance.
[00:30:39]  I believe that, number one, it is technically incorporated as an advisory agency to the White House.
[00:30:47]  And there are rules, which I think might even be called the facta.
[00:30:51]  I'm not sure.
[00:30:51]  There's different laws at play here.
[00:30:53]  But the rule is that advisory committees in the White House have to be fair and balanced.
[00:30:59]  Trademark Fox News.
[00:31:00]  So you need like a good mixture of partisans and non-partisans to make a legal advisory committee.
[00:31:12]  So Trump's just putting in his friend and his friend's group of 20-something year-olds theoretically violates this law.
[00:31:20]  The other part is that Under the FOIA law, documents that the government produces have to be in certain formats so that if a FOIA is received, they are actually able to answer those requests in a transparent and timely way.
[00:31:40]  And as it turns out, using signal with disappearing messages is not considered a FOIA compliant form of communication within the agency.
[00:31:52]  So they've been using their personal phones with signal and like burn-on reading messages.
[00:31:59]  And that violates several communication transparency laws within the federal government.
[00:32:04]  So they're complaining about that in the lawsuit as well.
[00:32:08]  But her emails, yeah, exactly.
[00:32:12]  The other thing that they're doing wrong is that when they handle other agencies' information, such as the FTCs, you have to do so with a certain protocol.
[00:32:24]  Elon Musk is not following that protocol.
[00:32:27]  So they're complaining about that.
[00:32:31]  They have violated a different form of government requirements because they're using a personal non-government email server.
[00:32:39]  This is literally exactly what Hillary Clinton did to send official memos and correspondence out to the OPM and to other employees.
[00:32:47]  This violates federal law as well.
[00:32:51]  So they're stacking these against the Dogue to try and lock them up, to try and stifle their abilities.
[00:32:59]  But it remains to be seen if anyone in the federal government will actually ever care.
[00:33:04]  Trump moved so fast and eradicated so many of his opposition the first week that even by the time injunctions get placed against him, he might be in a position where he's actually free to just ignore those injunctions and continue to do whatever he wants, which is both kind of terrifying in the roundabout civic nationalist way where it's like, well, you know, he's going to get out of office one day.
[00:33:29]  So he better make sure that the next person who's president is going to be good, at least on my team.
[00:33:36]  He can be bad and on my team, but he has to be on my team.
[00:33:39]  Because if he's not, then they're going to do the exact same shit and they're just going to use abuse executive powers to like terrorize people.
[00:33:46]  Right.
[00:33:46]  But on the other hand, it is very funny to think about like, I'm just imagining like some decorated 60-year-old lifetime appointment federal judge, been on the bench for 40 fucking years.
[00:33:59]  He was appointed by Ronald Reagan because he sucked the most cock.
[00:34:04]  And he's just sitting there and he's like, okay, Mr. Bolin Blump, your reign of terror is over.
[00:34:09]  It is hereby ordered that you will sit on your thumb and spin until it is otherwise decided to do otherwise.
[00:34:17]  And then like Trump's attorney just replies, says, go fuck yourself that gets docketed.
[00:34:22]  And then this guy, who's just this feeble old man in a pretty office building in black robes, suddenly realizes that he's completely and totally inept and has no power or authority.
[00:34:34]  And the only reason why he ever did is that the people believed in the system.
[00:34:39]  But now belief in the system is so weak that if someone from the Trump administration like hanged him on like a tree in the front yard of the White House, like nobody would give a fuck because we just hate the government so fucking much.
[00:34:52]  Like that's where we're at.
[00:34:54]  They spent so long completely fucking us over that how do you how do you even pantomime?
[00:34:59]  How do you pretend to give a shit about their rules?
[00:35:04]  So that's funny to me, chat.
[00:35:07]  Okay.
[00:35:09]  It's true.
[00:35:10]  They want you dead and they want your kids raped and they think it's funny.
[00:35:13]  How do you care when they when Trump just breaks the law?
[00:35:16]  He's breaking the law in the good way.
[00:35:18]  I don't give a fuck.
[00:35:19]  Nobody's ever really cared on its face about breaking the law.
[00:35:23]  It's about what comes about from that.
[00:35:25]  That's why nobody on the left, literally nobody on the left cared about Hillary Clinton leaking state secrets directly to Russia, our greatest geopolitical rival, for years because she was deliberately trying to avoid government accountability for things that she was doing that was knowingly illegal.
[00:35:42]  Literally, nobody cared.
[00:35:44]  Not a single person on the left gave a fuck about that.
[00:35:47]  They just didn't care.
[00:35:48]  Now that Elon Musk is doing the same thing, I'm supposed to care.
[00:35:52]  At least what Elon's doing is obstensibly for my benefit.
[00:35:56]  What the fuck did Hillary Clinton do?
[00:35:58]  What was all her shenanigans for?
[00:35:59]  Oh, it was to make herself a fuck ton of money and to ruin people she didn't like.
[00:36:04]  Okay.
[00:36:05]  Well, I like Elon more than Hillary Clinton, so I guess I'm going to let him get away with it too.
[00:36:11]  Okay.
[00:36:11]  So this is the U.S. Department of State, and they have some guidance on how to travel.
[00:36:19]  The U.S., I've always thought that the Department of State, at least in terms of like citizen services, has always been very competent.
[00:36:26]  I've never had any issue dealing with them and I've dealt with them more, probably more than 99.9% of the rest of the country.
[00:36:34]  But they have made a change after the executive order.
[00:36:39]  There was a page for LGBTQIP plus travelers warning them what to do abroad.
[00:36:46]  And now they have edited very subtly to drop the T from LGBT.
[00:36:52]  So now what trans travelers are supposed to do, I don't know.
[00:36:56]  Go to Afghanistan or something.
[00:36:58]  Go to Iraq.
[00:36:59]  That's the Department of State's official guidance.
[00:37:02]  If you're trans, please visit Iraq and very loudly proclaim, I'm American and I'm trans.
[00:37:10]  That is official guidance from the United States Department of State.
[00:37:14]  Go to Gaza.
[00:37:20]  God, hold up.
[00:37:22]  I have to click stairs again, chat.
[00:37:24]  Are you a bot?
[00:37:26]  Hey, buddy, we noticed that you use privacy tools.
[00:37:28]  Are you?
[00:37:29]  Oh, it's gone.
[00:37:30]  Okay, the page is gone.
[00:37:31]  It was a page, I think, for diversity and equity on some random site.
[00:37:37]  And that got taken down.
[00:37:39]  That was the whole point.
[00:37:41]  This is also very funny.
[00:37:42]  I mentioned just this stream in regards to EA that the investor relations report that they issue to shareholders must be truthful.

=== Starbucks Target Coffee Struggles (04:17) ===

[00:37:53]  And if it's not truthful, then you can be sued.
[00:37:57]  Well, as it turns out, Target is being sued by shareholders for lying about potential risk associated with their DEI initiatives.
[00:38:07]  I can say that I have been to Target.
[00:38:09]  Target is a genuine culture shock to me.
[00:38:14]  When I was in Niceville, Florida, there was one Target, and it was completely and totally eradicated by the new Walmart they had built right before I left.
[00:38:26]  And it was old.
[00:38:29]  It had that kind of 80s grime where like the drop tile ceilings were all moldy.
[00:38:34]  The fluorescent bulbs were like piss yellow colored.
[00:38:38]  So everything was like this really unpleasant tinge to it.
[00:38:41]  They didn't have anything.
[00:38:42]  It was just kind of like old and shoddy.
[00:38:45]  And everyone there seemed to hate their lives.
[00:38:47]  And when I think of Target, that's what I think of.
[00:38:50]  So during my drives, because I've been driving a lot, I stopped by a couple Targets just because I've heard so much about Target being different.
[00:38:59]  And it's kind of like Target like got really fucking jacked up on Starbucks lattes.
[00:39:06]  In fact, they actually have Starbucks inside of them usually.
[00:39:09]  So it's like Target of old, like just decided, hey, I'm going to be like a hipster and drink a fuck ton of Frappas.
[00:39:15]  And now they're like hipsterized and super, super, super like gay.
[00:39:22]  Like there's so much gay shit all over the place.
[00:39:25]  Rainbow flag everything, even in super conservative areas.
[00:39:28]  They have like, they have like literal fucking retards on their advertising.
[00:39:34]  Like, um, I think it was like, like a, like kids clothing.
[00:39:39]  They had like an actual like Down syndrome girl and as like the model.
[00:39:46]  They had black cripple kids on in wheelchairs as like models.
[00:39:50]  And I'm just like, why is everyone who shops at Target and retard are a cripple?
[00:39:59]  Is this their target audience?
[00:40:02]  So, um, yeah, it was like super, I guess, crunchy, I guess is what you would call it, where it's trying to be as hip-and-rendy with the DEI as humanly fucking possible.
[00:40:14]  By the way, um, I had a long drive and I needed caffeine.
[00:40:18]  So I stopped by a coffee shop.
[00:40:22]  Actually, I didn't even stop by one.
[00:40:24]  I just happened to be in a, I think I was in a target and I noticed that there's a Starbucks.
[00:40:33]  So I was like, fuck it.
[00:40:34]  I'm driving and I have to stay awake.
[00:40:35]  I'll take it.
[00:40:36]  I'll get a coffee.
[00:40:37]  I haven't been doing very good.
[00:40:39]  Here's what I'll say about my caffeine.
[00:40:41]  I drink no caffeine at home.
[00:40:43]  I only drink coffee and stuff when I'm driving and I have to stay awake.
[00:40:47]  So I have completely removed caffeine from my idle sipping while sitting and doing stuff or standing and doing stuff.
[00:40:55]  I've done pretty well with that.
[00:40:56]  It's just that when I drive, I need caffeine because otherwise I'm going to be falling asleep.
[00:41:00]  So I went, I was at Target and getting beef jerky for the trip, right?
[00:41:06]  And there's a Starbucks there and they have this thing called a pistachio cold brew.
[00:41:11]  It's like a pistachio cream cold brew.
[00:41:13]  It's very good.
[00:41:16]  It's probably the only thing I've ever had from Starbucks that doesn't taste like absolute shit.
[00:41:22]  If someone drags you to a Starbucks and you don't know what the fuck to do, it's the pistachio cream cold brew is the best fucking thing I've ever had.
[00:41:30]  Literally, I've tried Starbucks over and over again and it always tastes like shit.
[00:41:34]  It's the only thing I've ever had from them that I can drink.
[00:41:37]  And it's not even super sweet.
[00:41:39]  It's like a little bit sweet, but it's not super sweet.
[00:41:41]  It's really good.
[00:41:46]  Sorry, I was thinking about coffee, chat.
[00:41:50]  I need caffeine, chat.
[00:41:53]  It is good.
[00:41:53]  I'm not lying to you.
[00:41:55]  Trust me, when I say things about food, I'm not lying to you.
[00:41:58]  Someday chat will understand.
[00:42:00]  Anyways, Target is being sued.
[00:42:02]  The shareholders are saying that there was unmentioned.
[00:42:07]  There was unmentioned, what is it?

=== Tranny Care Twitter Drama (15:51) ===

[00:42:11]  Risk overhead associated with DEI initiatives that they went headfirst into and that they were not properly warned might bite them in the ass.
[00:42:21]  So they're now being sued.
[00:42:23]  Very funny.
[00:42:25]  This is honestly more appropriate and direct action that positively affects the outcomes of how corporations behave than anything else.
[00:42:37]  I always support these huge, costly lawsuits against companies because that is literally the only thing that's big enough to move the needle in the direction you want to go.
[00:42:47]  And the fucking liberals and the woke people, they use this tactic all the time.
[00:42:53]  There's a reason why Dog has six lawsuits lodged against it.
[00:42:56]  They sue everyone continuously.
[00:42:58]  They sue gun manufacturers.
[00:42:59]  They sue the NRA.
[00:43:01]  They sue literally everyone for everything and they win and they win and they win and they keep winning.
[00:43:06]  And the only reason that they're losing right now is that they pushed the tranny shit so fucking hard that every normal person, including the Latinos, said this is enough.
[00:43:16]  And they gave Donald Trump permission to do whatever the fuck he wants, basically.
[00:43:22]  So if you really, really, really like conservatives haven't gotten smarter about beating political enemies.
[00:43:30]  They just lucked out with the tranny stuff, in my opinion.
[00:43:34]  So I think that if you want to win, you have to sue, basically.
[00:43:39]  Hold up.
[00:43:41]  Okay.
[00:43:44]  I am being told that I'm wrong about something in real time.
[00:43:47]  Hold up.
[00:43:47]  Let me show you.
[00:43:49]  This is apparently a big enough deal that I have to show this because otherwise.
[00:43:54]  I have been told that Sargon of Akkad is a fucking liar, chat.
[00:43:59]  I have been lied to by an Englishman and I fell for it for political expediency, chat.
[00:44:06]  Let's take a second.
[00:44:07]  As it turns out, the charity, this is the image that Sargon of Akkad sent.
[00:44:16]  And you see contributions total.
[00:44:18]  And you assume that, because it says charity funding, that that is government funding from one of these data sites.
[00:44:24]  However, it is cropped, chat.
[00:44:26]  The column right here says government funds and it says zero dollars.
[00:44:31]  So other revenue, not from contributions, is zero dollars.
[00:44:35]  Sargon fucking lied.
[00:44:37]  Feminist frequency was not funded by USAID.
[00:44:41]  Everything else was, though, but not feminist frequency.
[00:44:44]  So Sargon, I got your fucking number, buddy.
[00:44:47]  You fake news piece of shit.
[00:44:50]  I broke.
[00:44:51]  This is what I mean.
[00:44:52]  It's like that tranny that was getting a Grammy nomination.
[00:44:56]  It's like, if you had followed my principles and simply excluded the tranny from your award ceremony, you would not have these very problematic quotes about Hitler.
[00:45:05]  If I had followed my own principles and excluded any commentary from British people, I would not have to apologize for being wrong about feminist frequency of all things.
[00:45:18]  This is the folly of letting yourself get too far ahead and trusting the English.
[00:45:25]  I am so fucking thirsty.
[00:45:27]  So fucking thirsty.
[00:45:29]  I'm like a crackhead Asmen gold going, oh, yes.
[00:45:33]  La agua.
[00:45:39]  All right.
[00:45:40]  Let's see what the Congress is up to.
[00:45:43]  Chat.
[00:45:44]  Let's take a peek.
[00:45:45]  Nancy, Nancy, what you got to say today?
[00:45:48]  Wait, no, this isn't the precise clip.
[00:45:50]  Here it is.
[00:45:50]  Tranny, tranny, tranny.
[00:45:52]  I don't really care.
[00:45:53]  You want penises in women's bathrooms and I'm not going to have it.
[00:45:57]  There was, she mentioned trannies, and some fucking dry, wrinkly ball sack cuckold behind the desk was like, Matham Nancy, I oppose that language.
[00:46:10]  And that was her response.
[00:46:12]  Tranny, tranny, tranny.
[00:46:14]  I don't really care.
[00:46:14]  You want penises in women's bathrooms and I'm not going to have it.
[00:46:18]  There is even a funnier version of this where the camera is.
[00:46:23]  Let's see if she has this on her Twitter still.
[00:46:26]  Oh, she tweets a lot.
[00:46:28]  Damn, goal.
[00:46:29]  You tweet a lot.
[00:46:31]  Trying to find this.
[00:46:33]  I guess I want people to find this because she tweets a thousand times a day.
[00:46:36]  There was a zoom in on a guy wearing like a, Oh, you.
[00:46:44]  Wait, no, I think I found it.
[00:46:45]  Okay, here, I'll just play this one.
[00:46:47]  Parliamentary inquiry.
[00:46:49]  Yes, sir.
[00:46:51]  The gentlelady has a phrase that is considered a slur in the LGBTQ community.
[00:47:01]  Imagine saying that sentence in earnest.
[00:47:03]  Who the fuck cares?
[00:47:06]  Who could possibly give a fuck?
[00:47:09]  I hope they keep doing it, though.
[00:47:10]  Everybody hates them.
[00:47:11]  They're so fucking gross.
[00:47:13]  They're so predisposed to rape that there's no way to cover it up.
[00:47:16]  It's not like you can just pretend that they're not sex pests.
[00:47:18]  They all are, every single one of them.
[00:47:20]  And then he still has to toe that line says, Actually, madam, actually, gentle lady, gentle pony.
[00:47:27]  That's a slur to the LGBTQIP plus.
[00:47:31]  And then she says, Tranny, training, training.
[00:47:33]  And the transgender community.
[00:47:35]  Let me please finish without an interruption.
[00:47:38]  Tranny, tranny, tranny.
[00:47:39]  I don't really care.
[00:47:40]  You want penises in women's bathrooms, and I'm not going to have it.
[00:47:43]  Okay.
[00:47:44]  No, thank you.
[00:47:45]  Let Jeremy.
[00:47:46]  Let the.
[00:47:47]  Okay, hold up.
[00:47:48]  The funny part is that right here.
[00:47:49]  Are you ready?
[00:47:50]  Let me please finish without this guy.
[00:47:52]  Keep your eye on the guy on the right.
[00:47:53]  Wearing the mess.
[00:47:54]  Without an interruption.
[00:47:55]  Tranny, tranny, tranny.
[00:47:57]  I don't really care.
[00:47:58]  You want people.
[00:47:58]  He gets hit by like a Harry Potter spell.
[00:48:02]  And it's like when I played that Hogwarts game, you just shoot like a missile, a magic missile, and it knocks like a goblin on his ass.
[00:48:08]  He's like attacked.
[00:48:10]  Finish without an interruption.
[00:48:13]  Tranny, tranny, tranny.
[00:48:14]  I don't really care.
[00:48:15]  You want it's like legit like a startle animation from a video game.
[00:48:20]  This is why the Kiwi Farms is such a big enemy to these people because they read words and they physiologically convulse like they were just struck.
[00:48:28]  That's why they always say that words are violence.
[00:48:30]  They read a sentence that they don't agree with and then they fall on the fucking floor and bang their head on the side of a table and start bleeding out concussed.
[00:48:38]  It's like direct battery.
[00:48:40]  Amazing.
[00:48:43]  Next.
[00:48:44]  Okay, Sophie LaBelle came out.
[00:48:46]  Don't know, Sophie LaBelle is a horrific, hideous ogre tranny.
[00:48:52]  And he's been around for a long time.
[00:48:54]  He's clébécois and he develops this comic called a sign male.
[00:48:58]  And I think that I did a whole person stream on him.
[00:49:03]  So if you're curious about the backstory of this guy, that is on the Matt at the Internet site, Maddie.live.
[00:49:09]  Newshampster has the link on him.
[00:49:12]  So he still publishes these comics and he decided after some of the stuff, I think Donald Trump signed the executive order banning trannies from girls' sports.
[00:49:24]  Guillermo comes out and says, Let kids be kids.
[00:49:26]  Let's read the comic chat.
[00:49:28]  Let them explore what it means to be they selves.
[00:49:32]  Let them find a place in the world, Parents' Day.
[00:49:35]  And as you can see, this is a very typical couple that appears to be a black puner and then a white puner with one arm who has adopted a child of unknown mix adamixture of other people.
[00:49:53]  And this child has no arms.
[00:49:55]  So this is your average all-Canadian family.
[00:49:58]  You see these kinds of people walking down the street every day.
[00:50:01]  And it's really important to acknowledge that they exist because they don't get enough love, chat.
[00:50:05]  Next.
[00:50:07]  And they let them imagine a future in which they can thrive.
[00:50:10]  And this is a Jewish tranny child.
[00:50:14]  I'm assuming that this is what's the name of that one Jazz Jennings.
[00:50:20]  This is Jazz Jennings.
[00:50:21]  He's even fat like Jazz Jennings.
[00:50:23]  So I think Jazz Jennings works here.
[00:50:25]  And he's holding a book that says someone like me, obviously a tranny book.
[00:50:29]  And then the final one says, Let them live a childhood free of stigma, shame, and policing.
[00:50:34]  And then there is LGBTQPIAP children's handprint themed mural.
[00:50:42]  Sign Sophie LaBelle.
[00:50:44]  Honestly, not Stone Toss's best work.
[00:50:47]  We got to fact check this.
[00:50:49]  So if you don't remember, if you didn't watch the stream, spoiler alert.
[00:50:53]  One of the things that he did that got him a lot of flack was that people found out about his interest in age regression diaper fetishism.
[00:51:02]  Apparently, Sophie, Sophie, likes to wear diapers and suck on pacifiers and lay on the floor and cry and shit himself.
[00:51:14]  Which I am, I mean, I guess he probably does stuff to make it like sexier in that kink, but I'm pretty sure babies just lay there and grunt and shit themselves.
[00:51:24]  It's really not like an erotic thing.
[00:51:27]  It's very the opposite.
[00:51:29]  So if someone is finding eroticism in that, they're really, really fucked in the head.
[00:51:34]  But one astonishing mind, I think it was Juniper Russo was the one that found this out and did the search.
[00:51:40]  I probably just went to the internet and said, baby climbing into pool or something.
[00:51:46]  Just so happened to find the original sock photo, which I assume was the amount of work that Sophie, Sophie, I forget his fucking name, the artist put in to finding an image to trace.
[00:51:57]  Found out that for sure, Sophie, for his cub for fetish stuff, he traced real infant babies climbing into pools.
[00:52:09]  He took a picture of a real child and said, you know what?
[00:52:12]  I'm going to make this into a fetish dog.
[00:52:15]  Really quite vile.
[00:52:18]  And chat, when this tweet was starting to go viral, I think I had like 14,000 likes, something like that, a couple thousand likes.
[00:52:26]  A brave warrior, truth bringer, Prometheus with the torch, lighting the way in spite of all odds and opposition.
[00:52:37]  Just so happened to zeke out.
[00:52:40]  This person is a diaper fetishist into age regression who traces pictures of real babies into cub for comics.
[00:52:45]  This tweet got 23,000 likes.
[00:52:48]  Seen, I think, half a million times.
[00:52:51]  Completely and totally mogging.
[00:52:53]  Mogging this tranny bullshit.
[00:52:57]  This got a fraction.
[00:52:58]  Actually, it got more views, but it has fewer likes, chat, which means that I win.
[00:53:05]  This is actually not the end of it.
[00:53:06]  I forgot to queue up his reaction because after the honcho of Kiwi Farms came out to him.
[00:53:16]  Oh my God, people are getting so heated up about that silly diaper furry art I made in a private account.
[00:53:22]  I would share here, but I think that might be too niche for you.
[00:53:25]  Anyways, I'm going to delete some more death threats.
[00:53:27]  Logan Knight.
[00:53:28]  And I think there was another one.
[00:53:31]  Made a big poost.
[00:53:33]  Where is the big proof?
[00:53:34]  There's so many fucking...
[00:53:36]  No, that's just the start of it.
[00:53:37]  I'm such an idiot.
[00:53:38]  There's, um, I featured that one because that's where it all starts, but there's definitely a...
[00:53:47]  I even read that.
[00:53:53]  I swear there was a message that where he was like, oh my God, I've received so many death threats.
[00:53:59]  I've received so much hate.
[00:54:01]  Oh, it was due to a raid from Kiwi Farms.
[00:54:04]  Oh.
[00:54:06]  Okay, if I can't find this in a second, there's so many fucking posts, like 8 million people replied to this.
[00:54:13]  I'm still so angry about what's happening to Sofi LaBelle today.
[00:54:16]  Very angry.
[00:54:17]  I wish I could regress.
[00:54:19]  I hate that I missed out on things being a little girl.
[00:54:21]  Occasionally, I almost get there, but I'm way too self-conscious.
[00:54:24]  And I'm slightly envious of littles who can.
[00:54:27]  Bro, I hate Trannys.
[00:54:31]  If you're these, it's so easy, I think.
[00:54:34]  And I think this is a pitfall that people need to really make sure that they're conscious of because it just, like, when you think of a gay person, you usually think of like a lispy, gay queer.
[00:54:43]  If you think of a tranny, you think of like a hunched over, homunculus, like really frail soy boy type that's just wearing a dress.
[00:54:51]  You have to remember that every tranny is a full-grown, fully matured adult male who is exactly like every other man that you see, except that he is sexually violent or predisposed to being sexually violent and is extremely fascinated with little girls for whatever reason.
[00:55:08]  It's not, they're not like this third, they're not like a third gender that's not male or they're not like a subhuman class.
[00:55:16]  They are full-grown men who are capable of all the things that full-grown men are capable of.
[00:55:21]  And they just pretend to be dainty little girls.
[00:55:24]  And that is the true fucking horror of what they are.
[00:55:29]  Tranny's freaking out.
[00:55:30]  Sophie came out as a little and Kiwi Farms are peddling some of her private non-sexual diaper for art as proof she's a pedophile.
[00:55:39]  On the bright side, everyone knows I'm little and I'm so excited at the perspective of being out and proud.
[00:55:44]  No more LARPing as a serious adult, LOL.
[00:55:47]  200 people read this message and didn't call the police.
[00:55:50]  I swear there was a big post that he made that was like, I've received 10 million trillion deaths.
[00:55:56]  Oh, you know what?
[00:55:58]  I'm so, I'm such a fucking moron.
[00:56:01]  I posted it to myself on Twitter.
[00:56:04]  Oh my God.
[00:56:04]  I could just scroll down three inches and found this.
[00:56:08]  The past week has been ridiculously hard.
[00:56:10]  The harassment has reached new heights.
[00:56:13]  I can't post anything without getting death threats, graphic depictions of dead trans women, promises that I'll be next, etc.
[00:56:22]  The anxiety is tying knots in my stomach.
[00:56:25]  I'm trying to focus on work as much as I can, but intrusive thoughts are getting louder.
[00:56:30]  I wonder what those intrusive thoughts are, chat.
[00:56:32]  Whatever they are, it's probably good advice.
[00:56:34]  You might want to do it.
[00:56:36]  Whatever those intrusive thoughts are, that's probably your rational side breaking through the little, the little age regression barrier and telling you the hard truth you need to hear.
[00:56:47]  Take that advice.
[00:56:49]  It's probably productive and good for you.
[00:56:52]  I can't sleep at night.
[00:56:53]  I imagine every sound in every car to be a harasser who has finally found out where I'm staying.
[00:56:58]  I worry about my family being collateral victims.
[00:57:02]  Actually, I should be reading this like JF.
[00:57:04]  Days are successions of moments where I come to close to shot.
[00:57:09]  I come close to shut everything down and delete all of my art from the lowercase internet.
[00:57:17]  But I choose to stay each time.
[00:57:20]  You all brought me so much, especially purpose and hope.
[00:57:24]  And I need these now more than ever.
[00:57:27]  And I hope every one of you keeps chosen to stay again and again.
[00:57:32]  You all give me so much courage.
[00:57:35]  You are teaching me the true meaning of pride.
[00:57:39]  Beautiful, beautiful Encore.
[00:57:43]  We need institutions.
[00:57:44]  Dude, he's Canadian.
[00:57:45]  We got to invade Canada.
[00:57:47]  They need our help, bros.
[00:57:49]  They're full of pejites and they're full of trannies and they don't know they're too cuckolded to find their way out on their own.
[00:57:57]  Chat, we have to help them.
[00:57:59]  It's the humane thing to do.
[00:58:01]  Okay.

=== Silicon Backport Linux Kernel (09:48) ===

[00:58:02]  I think that the someone in the Twitter chat was complaining.
[00:58:07]  I think that the Twitter chat works.
[00:58:10]  I'm not sure, though.
[00:58:11]  It doesn't work.
[00:58:12]  Stop pointing.
[00:58:14]  Okay.
[00:58:16]  Next.
[00:58:18]  Oh, this is another personal ego satisfaction to me.
[00:58:23]  So if you don't remember, way, way back when, when the BU drama happened, Hector Martin was the imbecile who discussed Bue's death in such a way that it looked like a fucking hoax for like three years until Kiwi Farms verified through subpoenaing the fucking Department of State.
[00:58:42]  Not subpoenaing, but FOIA requesting the Department of State.
[00:58:45]  Because his story was that as this tranny was dying on the other line, his friend was like sitting there listening to the music for like two hours.
[00:58:56]  And it was just like a fucking nonsense story from this guy living in Hong Kong.
[00:59:02]  He's also like a genderqueer retard.
[00:59:06]  And he's found himself in a little bit of a scrap with software developers because he, I think he works in Rust, obviously, because he's a tranny.
[00:59:16]  And I think he also works in kernel development.
[00:59:19]  My understanding, and I could be wrong, but I think that what he does is he tries to backport super old proprietary Macintosh silicon to work with the Linux kernel.
[00:59:33]  And that's difficult because with proprietary silicon like that, you don't really have manuals of how it works.
[00:59:40]  And also there's not many uses for it.
[00:59:44]  And also there's something else.
[00:59:48]  Like the software can't work unless there's certain flags that are written into the kernel.
[00:59:53]  So every type of silicon needs its own kind of like instruction manual for how the code interacts with the CPU and stuff.
[01:00:02]  And it's extremely low level, extremely technical.
[01:00:06]  That's why Bue was considered one of the best because he had such privileged access to the, I think it was Nintendo 64 that he could like read like he understood how that processor and the silicon interacted with the game enough to like emulate it very precisely, what they call cycle accurate.
[01:00:27]  And with Hector, it's kind of the same thing.
[01:00:29]  He's working with old Macintosh hardware and he's trying to get Linux to run on old Macintosh hardware.
[01:00:37]  What I briefly read, I think that's what it is.
[01:00:40]  So he's probably one of the only people in the entire world who has the interest in doing this because, you know, getting code to work with old systems is rarely advantageous, but some people do it.
[01:00:53]  There is an advantage to doing it sometimes.
[01:00:57]  I think the big one is fuck, which one is it?
[01:01:01]  It's the one that has the, it's the security.
[01:01:04]  It's the BSD fork that is super secure and ran by absolute schizophrenics.
[01:01:10]  And it has like a pufferfish logo.
[01:01:12]  Sorry, it's been so long since I played with a BSD, BSD security OS.
[01:01:17]  What's it called?
[01:01:18]  OpenBSD, of course.
[01:01:20]  OpenBSD.
[01:01:21]  OpenBSD actually goes back and gets their operating system working with really, really old legacy hardware.
[01:01:29]  And their justification for doing this is that they routinely find weird bugs and potentially security vulnerabilities because when you have to get your code to work for like 8 million different kinds of things, it exposes its weaknesses.
[01:01:48]  So in that sense, it's worth doing.
[01:01:52]  I'm not sure if that really applies to his work.
[01:01:54]  I don't know enough about it to make that claim.
[01:01:57]  But he got into a fight with an Intel contributor, which is much more valuable on the Linux side of things.
[01:02:04]  And I guess I'll read these emails real quick.
[01:02:06]  Hector Martin on the fourth of this month wrote, oh, and he CC'd in Linus Travolds.
[01:02:14]  If you don't know, Linus Travolds is who Linux is named after.
[01:02:18]  He is still a very important contributor to the Linux Foundation and a very like a core maintainer.
[01:02:26]  I don't know how much actual coding he does these days, but he's OG.
[01:02:31]  So this is super important.
[01:02:34]  It has to go all the way to the top.
[01:02:37]  My two cents.
[01:02:38]  If Linus doesn't pipe up with an authoritative, sorry, not authoritarian.
[01:02:44]  Authoritarian is bad.
[01:02:45]  Authoritative is good.
[01:02:46]  Authoritative answer to this thread.
[01:02:48]  Miguel and the Rust folks should just merge the series once it's reviewed already, ignoring Christoph's overt attempt at sabotaging the product.
[01:02:56]  If Linus pulls it, what Christoph says doesn't matter.
[01:03:00]  If Linus doesn't pull it, the R4L project is essentially dead until either Linus or Christoph make a move.
[01:03:07]  Everything else is beating around the bush.
[01:03:10]  And this is him addressing the Rust folks.
[01:03:13]  Rust folks with an X. Please don't waste your time and mental cycles on drama like this.
[01:03:19]  It's not worth your time.
[01:03:21]  Either Linus likes it or he doesn't.
[01:03:23]  Everything else is distractions orchestrated by a subset of sabotaging maintainers who are trying to demoralize you until you give up because they know that they're going to be on the losing side of history sooner or later.
[01:03:34]  No amount of sabotage from old entrenched maintainers is going to stop the world moving forward towards memory safe languages.
[01:03:41]  In my opinion, the cancer comment from Christoph would be enough to qualify for code of conduct action, but I doubt anything of the sort would happen.
[01:03:48]  Okay, so I will try to sum this up in the best way possible.
[01:03:52]  The Linus, this is a key example of the competency crisis.
[01:03:56]  Linux is predominantly written in C. If I remember correctly, C as a language was first published in 1968.
[01:04:06]  It is an extremely, extremely old language.
[01:04:10]  It is very, very low level.
[01:04:13]  And basically, it is as close to a direct interaction with your computer as you will possibly get without writing assembly or machine code directly, which is not possible.
[01:04:26]  Not really possible.
[01:04:27]  So C is super low level and it's a preferred language of a lot of people who know what they're doing because it's effectively laying all the tools out there without any restraints.
[01:04:38]  And it allows you, because you know exactly what you're doing, to super optimize things in crazy ways where you just know things are going to work because your mental understanding of the code is so perfect and you're so experienced at what you're doing.
[01:04:55]  The language that Krunklord likes to use for these people are seniles because they're old and they're very competent.
[01:05:03]  So they have basically built our framework for modern computing that has created almost everything that you interact with.
[01:05:11]  Remember, when you go to a website, 90% of the time you're not going to a website that's using anything except Linux or some Linux distro.
[01:05:19]  Almost no sites are actually hosted on Windows.
[01:05:22]  So Linux is super important from an enterprise perspective, free and open source software, or sorry, FLOSS, free Libra open source software.
[01:05:31]  I was personally corrected by Stallman himself this week in an email exchange I will eventually describe later.
[01:05:39]  But I was personally reprimanded by Richard Stallman from the GNU Foundation to not call things FOSS anymore.
[01:05:45]  I should use FLOSS, which is free Libra open source software.
[01:05:53]  So FLOSS is very important to modern computing and it's basically developed by the Seniles.
[01:06:00]  The new kids like Hector Martin come in and say what we need is memory safe code and Rust is memory safe.
[01:06:07]  What that means is that the code itself, when it compiles, makes sure that certain fundamental security mistakes are not made.
[01:06:15]  In C, you are completely free to write horrific code that will jeopardize your entire system.
[01:06:21]  But as a trade-off, you can do whatever you want.
[01:06:24]  With Rust, very hand-holdy.
[01:06:26]  The compiler is super smart and it will make sure you don't fuck up in a bunch of different ways all by itself.
[01:06:33]  However, those sanity checks are compiler level.
[01:06:37]  So the code itself is a little bit slower in a lot of different ways.
[01:06:43]  And when you're talking about very basic instructions that the operating system uses continuously, those very small delays add up millions of times a second over, you know, trillions of computations a day over thousands of days on thousands of systems, right?
[01:06:59]  So little itty-bitty stuff adds up to huge waste of time and huge waste of resources over time.
[01:07:04]  So the seniors are skeptical of Rust and they say, like, look, you know, we're not opposed to it, but we've done this a right way.
[01:07:11]  And you're trying to get us to use something that's inferior to our existing code just on the principle that the code is theoretically safe as opposed to our code, which we know is safe because we've tested it for 40 fucking years and is faster because we did it the hard way and not the easy way.
[01:07:32]  Hector disagrees and is trying to push out very senior members, as is the Rust community as a whole, because it's full of trannies, is trying to push out very senior members of the Linus Floss development community because of these very, very stupid arguments.

=== Swiss Engineer Software Rant (14:45) ===

[01:07:51]  And it's not even like Linux is not willing to work with them.
[01:07:56]  They completely are.
[01:07:59]  They are introducing more and more Rust code into the Linux operating system suite and the GNU core utils as a as a sort of like a Swiss army knife.
[01:08:09]  They're introducing all sorts of Rust stuff.
[01:08:11]  So the Rust people should be super happy that Rust is getting all this love and their code is getting put into the mainline distributions of Linux more and more every year.
[01:08:20]  But they're not.
[01:08:21]  They want to replace the senile guys because they have this ideological drive to replace everything that works with their own shit.
[01:08:28]  And that's the crux.
[01:08:30]  That's the main issue.
[01:08:32]  So let's read the response from Christoph.
[01:08:35]  Sorry, this is from Simona Verder, which sounds scandal.
[01:08:40]  C-H.
[01:08:41]  I wonder if that's accurate.
[01:08:41]  I wonder if he's Swiss.
[01:08:43]  Yeah, no.
[01:08:44]  And then he links to a Chaos Social, which I assume is Mastodon saying, this was about you because typing a proper answer takes a bit longer.
[01:08:51]  It was also about your toots on Feedy.
[01:08:53]  Toots.
[01:08:55]  Your toots on Fediverse like this.
[01:08:59]  And haha, it's only a joke does not work with your public profile and following.
[01:09:03]  I do understand the frustration and temptation to burn it all to the ground, heed the call of the sirens, or maybe pick a more goat farming in the Swiss Alps.
[01:09:11]  Maybe for me to pick up more goat farming in the Swiss Alps.
[01:09:14]  I guess he is Swiss.
[01:09:16]  But you can't have it both and expect it to be part of the control, be part of and contribute to the same community.
[01:09:21]  And personally, I don't appreciate getting drenched in gasoline when I'm trying to quench flames on the ground.
[01:09:26]  And this isn't the first time or second time, but now it's a pretty clear pattern over some years.
[01:09:30]  And with the first, I could explain why you react like this.
[01:09:33]  And you had my full understanding, but eventually that runs a bit thin as an excuse.
[01:09:37]  Now I'm left with the unlikely explanation that you think that you just like thundering in as the cavalry, fashionably late, maximally destructive because it entertains the masses on Fedi or Reddit or wherever.
[01:09:49]  I have no idea what you're trying to achieve here.
[01:09:51]  I really don't get it.
[01:09:52]  But I am for sure fed up with dealing with the fallout.
[01:09:55]  Cheers, Sima.
[01:09:57]  That is a software engineer from the Swiss Alps that works for Intel telling this guy that he's a destructive nuisance in the community that is just effectively a group of people donating their time to make computing as an industry, as a whole, for every person on the entire fucking planet, a little bit better.
[01:10:18]  That is what's happening.
[01:10:19]  That is such an like floss as a concept is as close to like communist utopia as you can possibly get.
[01:10:26]  So if you ever wanted to know what communist utopia would work like, it's a bunch of bureaucrats who donate their time based on how much time they have to donate, arguing with each other over semantics instead of being productive.
[01:10:37]  Floss is a good thing, but It's ripe for abuse from people like Hector Martin.
[01:10:44]  Next one.
[01:10:46]  This is Hector.
[01:10:47]  Beaten.
[01:10:48]  Beaten by the Swiss goat farmer.
[01:10:53]  Beaten into submission.
[01:10:55]  He probably has one of those big canes and all of his goat, like the big cane that has the big, huge metal cowbell that all the Swiss goats have.
[01:11:02]  And he's just like, wham, wham, beat him over the head with it.
[01:11:08]  Bam.
[01:11:09]  It gets funny.
[01:11:10]  Give me a second.
[01:11:11]  He says, I'm tired.
[01:11:12]  I'm tired of seeing positive, technically impressive kernel projects blockaded by maintainers with no technical justification and at best end up moving along at a glacial pace.
[01:11:23]  Well, when you're trying to modify the core system that like every computer in the world runs on, you know, you got to be, there's a process to it, buddy.
[01:11:32]  You can't just swoop it and replace it all overnight like you're doing a table trick or some shit.
[01:11:37]  I'm tired of seeing important contributors and maintainers give up and throw in the towel after enduring repeated misbehavior and hostility towards their efforts from others.
[01:11:46]  I'm tired of getting messages privately and publicly from all kinds of people saying they won't touch the kernel with a 10-foot pole due to the hostility of the Baroque, progressive, regressive process.
[01:11:55]  I am tired of seeing people get away with using words like cancer to describe others' work with zero repercussions.
[01:12:02]  By the way, the Dutch, they use the word canker for cancer and they love to call everything canker.
[01:12:07]  Whenever I say the word cancer used in like a colloquial context like this, I just think of a Dutch guy going canka, canka, canka, canka.
[01:12:13]  I'm tired of politely and calmly calling out hostile and unwelcoming behavior from maintainers to suggest ways to improve only to be ignored and nothing change.
[01:12:23]  This refers to other instances, not just this instance.
[01:12:25]  I'm tired of having to spend hours or days of my time upstream simple things because even the simplest of change end up in a buckshed.
[01:12:33]  I'm tired of having to manually format code instead of using clang format.
[01:12:37]  That's the fucking, that's the big one right there.
[01:12:40]  I'm tired of drive-by nitpick.
[01:12:42]  How the fuck do they not have like a clang format plugin that gets it compliant with Linux contributions?
[01:12:48]  Like they have like little formatting tools for basically every kind of code format requirement possible.
[01:12:55]  You mean tell me they don't have a clang format mod for the Linux upstream?
[01:12:59]  Fuck you.
[01:13:01]  I'm tired of having a drive.
[01:13:03]  What is this?
[01:13:04]  I'm tired of having drive-by nitpickers who send useless review comments on code they don't take the time to understand.
[01:13:10]  I'm tired of having to review patches in an email client where I can't even tell which patches are for me to merge and not without writing complex filtering rules to query blah blah blah.
[01:13:20]  If shaming, okay, this is the best part.
[01:13:23]  I am tired of hearing things will get better if I just trust the process or let people work from within.
[01:13:27]  Nothing seems to have actually changed in years despite endless discussion about these problems on the sidelines.
[01:13:32]  If shaming on social media does not work, then tell me what does because I'm out of ideas, Hector Martin.
[01:13:37]  This was the thing that really pissed off everybody because what he's basically saying to do, what he's going to do is, I'm going to go on the Fediverse.
[01:13:46]  I'm going to go on Zeter.
[01:13:47]  I'm going to go on Blue Sky.
[01:13:48]  I'm going to call out all the names.
[01:13:51]  And I think he even said that, oh, that he was going to make like a wall of shame for like Linux code contributors.
[01:14:01]  He's going to make, he's going to lay it all out there and name all the bad people and get them all canceled.
[01:14:05]  So after he says this, Linus Tribals personally responds and says, how about you accept the fact that maybe the problem is you?
[01:14:12]  You think you know better, but the current process works.
[01:14:14]  It has problems, but problems are effective life.
[01:14:16]  There is no perfect.
[01:14:17]  However, I will say that the social media brigading just makes me not want to have anything to do at all with your approach.
[01:14:22]  Because if we have issues in the kernel development model, then social media sure as hell is not the solution.
[01:14:27]  In the same way, it sure as hell wasn't the solution to politics.
[01:14:30]  Technical patches and discussions matter, social media brigading.
[01:14:33]  No, thank you.
[01:14:33]  Linus.
[01:14:34]  To which he replies, I no longer have any faith left in kernel development process or community management approach.
[01:14:45]  Apple ARM platform development will continue downstream.
[01:14:49]  If I feel like sending some patches upstream in the future myself, or whatever subtree I may or may not, anyone who feels like fighting the upstream fight themselves is welcome to do so.
[01:14:58]  And then he submits a patch, and this patch takes all this does is it changes a file in the project to remove his name as a maintainer of the project.
[01:15:09]  So this is him saying, Don't email me about this project anymore.
[01:15:12]  I'm not maintaining it anymore.
[01:15:14]  And then he says, Best regards, Hector Markin.
[01:15:18]  So I have waded very deep into something that is kind of near and dear to my heart to hopefully show you guys that in the bowels, even in the bowels of software development, the trune menace is now defanged.
[01:15:34]  They can't threaten good people, good autists who may be into weird shit or are just kind of stubborn assholes.
[01:15:42]  They can no longer threaten to wall of shame them on blue sky.
[01:15:46]  All their power just gone.
[01:15:48]  All that power.
[01:15:49]  Hector Martin used to feel very powerful when he was trying to fuck over us.
[01:15:53]  Now he can't even get his patches committed upstream in the Linux kernel by bullying his way through.
[01:15:58]  What a shame.
[01:15:59]  What a shame that all these terrible people are now so powerless.
[01:16:03]  Isn't that terrible, chat?
[01:16:06]  Listen, chat, you have to deal with segments you don't like sometimes.
[01:16:09]  Don't cry about it.
[01:16:11]  Okay.
[01:16:12]  Here, let's finish.
[01:16:13]  Let's top this off with what's his name?
[01:16:17]  philosophy tube shooting up on, on TikTok.
[01:18:10]  Wonderful.
[01:18:12]  I love that silver play button in the back of the channel.
[01:18:16]  You know, Neil Mahan, your day is coming.
[01:18:20]  We will exact revenge for what you have done.
[01:18:23]  All the censorship you've done, all the fucking weirdos you've arbitrarily inflated, and then coming out and saying, oh, YouTube is a free speech platform.
[01:18:33]  Neil Mahan, you're going back to India one day soon.
[01:18:38]  Straight back to India with none of your money, right where you belong, starting over all over again.
[01:18:45]  He's injecting HRT.
[01:18:47]  For whatever reason, some trainees like to inject it into their ass.
[01:18:51]  It's a thing.
[01:18:54]  Okay.
[01:18:55]  News.
[01:18:56]  Hamster, you are indeed a semester.
[01:19:01]  Now, I've been told that this guy is a big deal in wrestling.
[01:19:03]  Let me know.
[01:19:04]  I don't know anything about wrestling.
[01:19:06]  Christine Chandler loves Barb.
[01:19:11]  Hell yeah.
[01:19:11]  Good.
[01:19:12]  Good.
[01:19:13]  Check a box.
[01:19:14]  Good.
[01:19:15]  What does that say?
[01:19:17]  good thank you Cody Rhodes, I appreciate your, I appreciate you.
[01:19:32]  Next.
[01:19:33]  And the continued total evisceration and obliteration of Troonkind.
[01:19:39]  This is a message from our good friend, friend of the show, Tipster.
[01:19:43]  Let's see what he's got to say.
[01:19:45]  I've always said that the day YouTube was no longer fun for me would be the day I retire.
[01:19:50]  I believe that time has finally come.
[01:19:52]  Over the past eighteen years, I've dedicated a significant amount of my time to creating content on this channel covering a wide range of topics from gaming to technology to trending news, drama, and more recently, progressive politics.
[01:20:13]  I've accompanied a lot, accomplished a lot, and had the privilege of meeting and collaborating with many incredible people, such as Queen Kafals.
[01:20:22]  It's been an amazing journey, but I've come to realize that it's time for me to move on and to leave somewhat of a high note.
[01:20:30]  Buddy, you've never had a high note in 18 fucking years.
[01:20:35]  In fact, I don't know how old this motherfucker is, but if he's 40, he hasn't had a high note in 40 fucking years.
[01:20:42]  The high note is like the bubbling up of like of like grime and decaying food from like a washed out food food disposal.
[01:20:55]  You know, it's like when your sink backflows and it's like all this shit starts coming out and it makes like a gurgling noise.
[01:21:01]  That's his high note.
[01:21:02]  That's the highest note he's ever hit.
[01:21:04]  On my own terms, the YouTube landscape has changed drastically since I started.
[01:21:10]  Many of the aspects that initially drew me to the platform and its community are no longer present.
[01:21:16]  As I've grown older, my interest in continuing to create content on YouTube has fallen off quite a bit and I continually find myself less interested in the types of content that have gained popularity on the platform.
[01:21:27]  So after much consideration, I've come to the conclusion that it's time for me to bid farewell.
[01:21:32]  I want to express my deepest gratitude to everyone who supported me throughout this journey.
[01:21:36]  whole 10 of you uh your support is i wonder I wonder, do you think there's any person?
[01:21:41]  Do you think there's even a single person who was like an OG tip tip tip maniac like 18 years ago who's followed him all the way through all his changes without any without abatement?
[01:21:56]  And now he's like, no, not the tipster.
[01:22:01]  I remember him.
[01:22:01]  I started watching him when I was like 12 and now I'm 30 and I'm still watching him.
[01:22:06]  He's just been a facet of my life for so long.
[01:22:12]  Your support is genuinely appreciated.
[01:22:15]  If you'd like to stay connected, I've been doing casual streams on Twitch, just playing games and hanging with my chat.
[01:22:20]  So be sure to follow me there if you are interested.
[01:22:23]  You can also follow me on social media.
[01:22:25]  So you're leaving, but only YouTube.
[01:22:27]  Okay.
[01:22:27]  Thank you once again for the time and support.
[01:22:30]  It's been an honor to create content for you all over the year.
[01:22:34]  Tippy.
[01:22:35]  Okay.

=== Deported Mexico Knowledge Meme (07:42) ===

[01:22:36]  See what he's up to.
[01:22:38]  Oh, I don't have a link.
[01:22:40]  Tipster Live, it says.
[01:22:42]  Tipster.
[01:22:43]  You couldn't get the Tipster handle.
[01:22:45]  Okay.
[01:22:45]  That's a bad sign.
[01:22:47]  Dude, dude.
[01:22:49]  This thing.
[01:22:51]  Like, you just refresh it.
[01:22:52]  Look, it's like he holds the whole world in his hands.
[01:22:57]  He's the mastermind.
[01:22:59]  It's like one of those memes where it's like a lizard guy holding up something in front of a Jewish guy, holding something up in front of an American or whatever.
[01:23:05]  It's like that, but it's Tipster.
[01:23:07]  Who is holding the bait in front of the lizard man's face?
[01:23:10]  It's Tipster.
[01:23:11]  He holds it all.
[01:23:12]  He holds it all, buddy.
[01:23:15]  Okay, let's see.
[01:23:16]  Videos.
[01:23:18]  Let's see, this guy, 150 views.
[01:23:21]  He's playing.
[01:23:22]  Oh my God.
[01:23:23]  He's so fat.
[01:23:25]  That's shocking.
[01:23:26]  Post-birthday stream, 150 views.
[01:23:29]  So that's his picture.
[01:23:30]  And that's him.
[01:23:32]  I want one where he's like a full screen.
[01:23:34]  Bro.
[01:23:37]  Look at this dude.
[01:23:39]  Look at the top of his head.
[01:23:41]  What the fuck?
[01:23:41]  Look at that room full of fucking children's toys.
[01:23:46]  Like you've been doing shit for like 18 fucking years and that's your room.
[01:23:49]  It's how you decorate to show off your accomplishments.
[01:23:53]  All that garbage.
[01:23:55]  A lot of fucking garbage.
[01:23:58]  The chunt.
[01:23:59]  Okay, let's see what tipster content is like.
[01:24:02]  Playing Resident Evil.
[01:24:11]  I'm pretty sure even when you're timed out, you can still perform mod actions.
[01:24:21]  Posture check.
[01:24:22]  Fine.
[01:24:24]  His chat's telling him to sit up because his gun is crushing his spine and hunching him forward.
[01:24:32]  And they're yelling at him.
[01:24:33]  Like, you gotta like adjust in your.
[01:24:38]  Okay, very funny.
[01:24:40]  Congrats on your success, Tipster.
[01:24:42]  I wish you luck in your future endeavors.
[01:24:45]  Okay, this message is very long and I will sum it up for you.
[01:24:49]  The Mexican guy that says he was deported to Mexico is denying that he was deported to Mexico.
[01:24:55]  He's saying that it's all racist and only racists will say that he was deported to Mexico.
[01:25:01]  Took him a week to finish the statement.
[01:25:04]  I wonder why.
[01:25:05]  Could it have been that he was deported to Mexico?
[01:25:08]  We'll never know, chat.
[01:25:09]  We'll never know.
[01:25:13]  Finally, in the basic low-cal area, there was a content nuke by which is just a cringe name.
[01:25:22]  Like the whole, like, I don't know.
[01:25:24]  Ethan Klein is not a very good entertainer.
[01:25:26]  Like, his branding for this is really cringe, and I don't like it.
[01:25:30]  I watched this entire fucking thing.
[01:25:33]  And basically, the gist of it, I'll say this.
[01:25:37]  Ethan Klein does a good job of presenting himself as sort of, what's the word?
[01:25:44]  agreeable.
[01:25:45]  Uh, his main complaint is that Hassan Piker, uh, is extreme.
[01:25:51]  I don't like saying antisemitic because we all know that word is bullshit.
[01:25:55]  And Hassan Piker is probably as Semitic as Ethan Klein is.
[01:26:00]  He hates Jews.
[01:26:01]  I like to keep it nice and straight to the point.
[01:26:03]  He really hates Jews.
[01:26:05]  And in particular, he hates Israel, which I understand these days is not a very unpopular opinion.
[01:26:11]  I, of course, love the great state of Israel, and I wish that it would conquer the entire Middle East as it has, as God ordains for it.
[01:26:19]  But Hassan Paker really hates Jews.
[01:26:22]  And what's really fascinating is not even Hassan Piker.
[01:26:25]  Like a lot of people hate Jews.
[01:26:27]  It's kind of a historic trend, actually.
[01:26:29]  If you think about it, it's not really that notable in and of itself.
[01:26:33]  What's really notable, though, is that in modern times, hating Jews is kind of a big deal.
[01:26:38]  It's kind of unpopular with platforms, payment processors, major tech companies, and so on and so forth.
[01:26:46]  But what's really, really shocking is how much institutional support Hassan Piker gets from Twitch.
[01:26:52]  So I have precisely two timestamps I would like to play from this that I feel were the most interesting parts from it.
[01:27:01]  Let's see.
[01:27:02]  I have to reload the page because of how I timestamped it.
[01:27:06]  Oh, I've been having issues playing YouTube videos recently.
[01:27:10]  And I think it's because of their efforts to like block ad blocker.
[01:27:15]  Oh, bro.
[01:27:16]  If I have to.
[01:27:17]  I'm super pissed.
[01:27:19]  What can I do for this?
[01:27:21]  Can I open like MVP player and just play this?
[01:27:25]  I think VLC used to be able to add like a video.
[01:27:29]  Open network stream YouTube link.
[01:27:33]  This works still.
[01:27:35]  Your input cannot be opened.
[01:27:38]  Okay.
[01:27:39]  Let me refresh one more time.
[01:27:41]  Use Brave.
[01:27:42]  Dude, I've been having the issue on like LibraWolf and Brave.
[01:27:48]  The more private your browser is, the less that it wants to cooperate with YouTube these days.
[01:27:53]  I really hate Neil Mahan.
[01:27:56]  I would love for something bad to happen to Neil Mahan, something terrible.
[01:27:59]  Like him getting fired or even deported to India where he fucking belongs.
[01:28:06]  Um of the grandson.
[01:28:11]  Of course on Brave it works.
[01:28:12]  Okay.
[01:28:14]  All right, we'll do it on this.
[01:28:15]  Give me one second.
[01:28:18]  All right, I know this is riveting.
[01:28:20]  Okay, that does work.
[01:28:23]  Um okay sons of apes and pigs, the Zionist Jew, the murderers of the prophet.
[01:28:31]  The Jews invented the legend of the Nazi atrocities.
[01:28:34]  I don't have an issue with that.
[01:28:39]  I can't believe I'm calling Nizrall a base.
[01:28:41]  I mean, listen, listen, you have to remember, you have to remember something, okay?
[01:28:51]  A lot of these dudes, you see them in their fucking fits, and you hear about like some of their attitudes about like gay people, for example, and you immediately fucking resort to Orientalist perspectives, not realizing that these motherfuckers are better read than you by a million.
[01:29:07]  Okay, like it's not no, it's not a broken clock situation.
[01:29:12]  No, dude, half of these dudes literally get educated in America and in the UK.
[01:29:18]  What the fuck are you guys talking about?
[01:29:20]  The more you learn.
[01:29:21]  This is why it's Orientalist to literally look at these dudes and go, oh no, they're fucking barbaric baboons.
[01:29:27]  And like sometimes they get this shit right.
[01:29:29]  No, dude, he knows.
[01:29:31]  It's crazy.
[01:29:33]  He's read more books than you could ever imagine.
[01:29:36]  Knowledge.
[01:29:37]  And also, ultimately, he is regarded as a pretty brilliant person in terms of like everything that he's done.
[01:29:46]  You might not agree with his methods.
[01:29:48]  You might not agree with his attitude overall in terms of like in terms of his social, his opinions on civil liberties and shit like that.
[01:29:59]  But ultimately, this motherfucker has read a shit ton of books.
[01:30:03]  Knowledge.
[01:30:04]  I feel I've shown you guys enough.
[01:30:06]  I like that knowledge meme.
[01:30:07]  So I played that part.
[01:30:09]  There's a second one.
[01:30:10]  Give me a second.
[01:30:12]  This one is shocking not because of Hassan Piker, but because of the CEO of Twitch.

=== Twitch CEO Dan Clancy Creep (13:08) ===

[01:30:18]  But no.
[01:30:21]  Knowledge.
[01:30:22]  Oh, not under Dan Clancy's watch.
[01:30:25]  Dan has elevated him to the status of Twitch Golden Boy.
[01:30:29]  And if you still have doubts, let this settle the matter.
[01:30:32]  Just for clarity, Dan Clancy is the one filming and singing in this video.
[01:30:36]  Happy birthday to you.
[01:30:39]  What the fuck?
[01:30:40]  Happy birthday to you.
[01:30:43]  Bro, we're never beating the Hassan runs Twitch allegations after this.
[01:30:47]  This is crazy.
[01:30:49]  Oh my God.
[01:30:52]  Happy birthday, dear Hassan.
[01:30:55]  This is crazy.
[01:30:56]  Happy birthday to you.
[01:30:59]  I'm calling you.
[01:31:00]  Happy birthday from Twitch, Hassan.
[01:31:05]  I've been looking around and I'm going to let this continue playing.
[01:31:09]  I want to, I say, it's really crazy to me how he doesn't even say thank you or anything.
[01:31:14]  Like, wow, that's really nice.
[01:31:15]  He's just like, oh, these white pigs are dancing and shucking and jiving and sucking my asshole.
[01:31:21]  How embarrassing for them.
[01:31:23]  And I genuinely have never seen another video like this anywhere where Dan Clancy or any top executive forced all these poor sons of bitches during their lunch break to gather around in the crew room and sing happy birthday for Hassan Piker.
[01:31:37]  How humiliating is that?
[01:31:39]  There's also a small issue of Dan being a total creep.
[01:31:42]  Want to explore clips?
[01:31:43]  This is great.
[01:31:44]  This is why I play this at all.
[01:31:45]  That's very nice.
[01:31:46]  And now you have a clips feed.
[01:31:47]  Okay.
[01:31:50]  Suppose you want to check out the stories to see what you missed yesterday.
[01:31:54]  You click there, and now you're in your stories feed.
[01:32:00]  Okay.
[01:32:01]  I wonder why Twitch hasn't done anything about the booby streamers, chat.
[01:32:06]  I wonder why they haven't done anything about the booby streamers.
[01:32:10]  It's a real mystery, huh?
[01:32:11]  Chat.
[01:32:12]  That's very nice.
[01:32:13]  Let's also...
[01:32:24]  Um, okay?
[01:32:26]  Okay?
[01:32:26]  Okay.
[01:32:27]  Suppose you want to check out the stories to see what you missed yesterday.
[01:32:30]  You click there and now you're in your space.
[01:32:38]  Okay, I get it.
[01:32:39]  Ethan, play the next part.
[01:32:41]  Creep narrative go.
[01:32:45]  You know, Dan, I would have let this creep narrative go if it didn't happen twice.
[01:32:51]  Roll it.
[01:32:52]  You want to see clips?
[01:32:55]  Swipe this way and now you see clips.
[01:32:58]  The clips are.
[01:32:59]  And that's not just the algorithm.
[01:33:01]  First of all, it's gross enough.
[01:33:02]  you're a creep but what an incompetent idiot you are you're the ceo of twitch and you you get caught with the fucking you get caught with the girlies on your home page twice Bro.
[01:33:14]  I like the other guy's reaction.
[01:33:15]  He's just like busted with a fucker's smile.
[01:33:22]  His face contorts so vividly.
[01:33:25]  It's like the troll ga, like the original troll face.
[01:33:29]  That's pretty great.
[01:33:33]  So I don't know.
[01:33:35]  Like Hassan Piker being a fucking asshole.
[01:33:37]  Like, yeah, sure.
[01:33:38]  Okay.
[01:33:39]  I understand why Ethan Klein doesn't like him because he goes out and he basically just says, yeah, all those little, all the girls that got slaughtered on October 7th, they deserved it because they were white settlers.
[01:33:48]  Like, okay, I understand Ethan Klein's perspective on this.
[01:33:52]  The guy, the guy that running it, he must be like a super libertarian anti-Semite himself.
[01:34:02]  I think that's, I think that's what his prerogative is.
[01:34:05]  He doesn't really hates Jews, but he loves titties.
[01:34:08]  So he's making a platform specifically for that.
[01:34:12]  Okay.
[01:34:15]  Cool.
[01:34:17]  That's the best part from the entire content, Nuke.
[01:34:22]  So there's been a guy.
[01:34:24]  He started out with Cyrex trolling.
[01:34:26]  He's an I first video I ever saw of him was him.
[01:34:30]  He moved in next door to Cyrex and then started like taunting Cyrex from across the street, instigated a fight with him.
[01:34:38]  And then he got Cyrex to like swing at him so he could legally punch him in the fucking face.
[01:34:45]  And then everyone who hates Cyrax says what an epic bass troll he is.
[01:34:50]  I remember watching this video and I moral fagged as I do.
[01:34:53]  I just said like, you're fucking with like a like a genuine retard.
[01:34:57]  Like this guy can't wipe his own ass.
[01:34:59]  He can't bathe.
[01:35:01]  His head is covered in scabs because he's so retarded he doesn't know how to bathe himself.
[01:35:06]  I don't really understand the glory of like punching him in the face.
[01:35:08]  Congratulations.
[01:35:09]  You're stronger than someone who's like mentally fucking handicapped.
[01:35:13]  They're like, no, he's a pedophile.
[01:35:15]  You don't understand that space.
[01:35:15]  I'm like, okay, whatever.
[01:35:16]  I don't give a shit.
[01:35:17]  Then after that, I think he starts reading or watching my streams and he starts deciding that he's going to fuck with my favorite locals.
[01:35:26]  So he gets involved with Chantal.
[01:35:29]  And I think he like swats her family.
[01:35:32]  That's what she said.
[01:35:33]  That her family started having cause.
[01:35:36]  And he was trying to fuck with her somehow.
[01:35:39]  And then after that, he moved on to Bossman Jack, Rest in Power and started fucking with him.
[01:35:44]  But of course, Bossman Jack is too based and too cracked out.
[01:35:49]  So he just ignored him at every turn.
[01:35:50]  But he definitely tried for weeks.
[01:35:54]  Suspiciously, right after Marty's people got involved, the police were showing up at his house and all this other fucking gay shit.
[01:36:01]  So I don't like him.
[01:36:02]  I think that he does do the swatting thing.
[01:36:05]  I think that he's a piece of shit who builds himself up by beating up retarded people.
[01:36:10]  And he's fucking dead.
[01:36:11]  And you know why he's fucking dead, chat?
[01:36:12]  He's fucking dead because he overdosed on fentanyl.
[01:36:18]  So the most fucking retard, worthless, drug addict death possible.
[01:36:24]  Kind of person who would be shot in the back of the head by Mao Zedong for being a waste of space.
[01:36:29]  He's fucking dead.
[01:36:30]  And he died.
[01:36:31]  Like George Floyd.
[01:36:33]  Isn't that funny?
[01:36:34]  Died like George Floyd did.
[01:36:36]  Oh well.
[01:36:38]  WRIP, homie.
[01:36:40]  Next, Destiny is still reeling from the out the what's the word? The consequences of his own actions.
[01:36:52]  I feel like that's a decent descriptor.
[01:36:54]  He's blaming the Kiwi farms.
[01:36:56]  He's saying the guys who were both crying like babies when KF docks them and ran away from the lowercase I internet, but now they're back to milk up attention at JSLTK's server.
[01:37:06]  Witness what?
[01:37:07]  Like Zoe talking shit about him or how much he hates, thinks this stream is disgusting, even though she's in there lapping up the attention she can get.
[01:37:12]  It's not worth it.
[01:37:13]  I have zero interest in all these fucking losers.
[01:37:15]  You're getting some weird leak back and forth.
[01:37:17]  It's gross and stupid.
[01:37:18]  It's not furthering anything productive at all.
[01:37:21]  So his issue, I think there's even more.
[01:37:24]  His private messages all leaked.
[01:37:27]  And it's a lot of seething about the forum, a lot of seething about the women who are now suing him.
[01:37:36]  He's in a really rough place.
[01:37:38]  Like when I say that, I'm talking objectively.
[01:37:40]  He's in a bad position because he can't really go out there and defend himself because that would all be lies and that would all be used against him in a court to hammer a fucking nail in his feet and hands even harder.
[01:37:56]  But he's also not able to ignore it because if you ignore his like a public figure, so if he ignores it, he just looks guilty.
[01:38:04]  Because the most logical conclusion to draw is that the guy filming the pornography that got leaked is probably the guy that released it.
[01:38:14]  Even if he didn't release it to the public, he released it to other people, which is also not permissible.
[01:38:20]  And then they release it to the public because they have no reason not to.
[01:38:23]  They don't have any legal impetus to not leak that stuff.
[01:38:26]  So, you know whatever.
[01:38:28]  He's in a really bad spot.
[01:38:29]  And at the same time, he's talking on Twitch.
[01:38:32]  He did a comeback stream and said, well, I want to come back and I want to be a serious politician.
[01:38:37]  I don't want to get involved in any more drama stuff.
[01:38:39]  I want to do serious politics.
[01:38:41]  Well, like, bro, you're 30-something years old and you're now progressing into a political part of your life, but you're doing so immediately under the canopy of multiple revenge pornography allegations, which is one of the few things that I think both the left and the right kind of don't like.
[01:39:02]  I think that, you know, the right, there's some people on the right who would say it's the woman's fault for being recorded, but I think even that's kind of like a minority.
[01:39:10]  Even if people think that it shouldn't be illegal to publish revenge pornography, I think those people would still agree that it's a really dickhead thing to do.
[01:39:19]  And it's not like Destiny is particularly sympathetic to the right to begin with.
[01:39:23]  So he's entering politics in a position where, you know, once might be an accident.
[01:39:32]  Two might be.
[01:39:35]  How does that go?
[01:39:35]  That's saying once an accident, two is like not maybe an accident.
[01:39:38]  Three is on you, regardless of if it's an accident or not.
[01:39:41]  Like at a certain point, it's just your fucking fault, regardless of the actuality of it.
[01:39:47]  There's a certain point where it strains credulity, even if it is an accident.
[01:39:52]  Two is a coincidence.
[01:39:53]  Okay.
[01:39:55]  One is bad.
[01:39:56]  Two is pushing it.
[01:39:56]  Three is a pattern.
[01:39:57]  I mean, it is a pattern.
[01:39:58]  And then there's a video of him sucking dick too.
[01:40:00]  So it's like he collects all these videos and shares them to everybody.
[01:40:03]  And then they get out.
[01:40:04]  Of course.
[01:40:04]  It's the internet.
[01:40:06]  So he's in a bad spot and he's very angry.
[01:40:09]  And he's very angry at me because I'm assuming that I'm the only person that he can blame.
[01:40:13]  Who the fuck else do you blame?
[01:40:15]  If you blame the people that you leaked it to directly, well, they would just say, well, he leaked it to me.
[01:40:20]  He didn't even tell me not to share it myself.
[01:40:22]  So I was in my rights.
[01:40:24]  I didn't even know he didn't share it with other people.
[01:40:26]  You know, you can't blame them because then they'll fucking rat on you hard.
[01:40:29]  You can't blame the women because they're the ones that are victimized.
[01:40:33]  Who do you blame?
[01:40:34]  Oh, you blame the website that it was posted to, one of many websites, but the one that has the least, the worst reputation, the easiest one to just blame all your problems on.
[01:40:48]  Destiny finds himself in the exact same position that Queen Kafalls found himself in years ago that Destiny took issue with.
[01:40:56]  Keffels didn't blame the forum for XYZ because it was true.
[01:41:00]  He knew it wasn't true.
[01:41:01]  He knew it was Docspin that posted his information and had swatted him.
[01:41:06]  But he blamed us because Docspin's a small site.
[01:41:09]  Nobody cares what's on Docspin.
[01:41:11]  But Kiwi Farms has a bad reputation and there's something there to exploit.
[01:41:15]  So Kafalls went after us and Destiny realized that that was a disingenuous move.
[01:41:22]  So him being a obstinate person looked into it and saw that it was bullshit.
[01:41:28]  But now Destiny, many years later, finds himself in the exact same predicament that Keffels was.
[01:41:35]  You have this problem and you need it to go away or to look as sympathetic as possible to you.
[01:41:41]  Well, thankfully, there's this website that you can blame all your problems on and people will just believe you without any kind of credulity whatsoever.
[01:41:50]  The intellectual bankrupt people on the left side, even on the right side.
[01:41:57]  You know that RPG on XGuy, the SpongeBob guy?
[01:42:06]  What's his name?
[01:42:07]  Fieser?
[01:42:08]  Teddy Fieser.
[01:42:08]  Teddy Fieser.
[01:42:09]  That's it.
[01:42:10]  Teddy Feeser.
[01:42:12]  He doesn't stream anymore, right?
[01:42:13]  Like last I heard, he's completely stopped streaming.
[01:42:18]  Someone has the emote from Kino Casino.
[01:42:22]  He doesn't stream anymore, but he's still, whatever possible, seeds at me on Twitter.
[01:42:29]  I don't understand it.
[01:42:31]  I don't think about this guy.
[01:42:32]  I don't care about this guy.
[01:42:33]  And he just absolutely fucking hates me.
[01:42:36]  So it's not even a left or right thing.
[01:42:37]  It's just like if you've got problems and you need to blame them on somebody else's, blame them on the Kiwi farms.
[01:42:42]  It's always our fault.
[01:42:42]  We know everything wrong.
[01:42:44]  We're so mean and evil.
[01:42:45]  And blah, blah, blah.
[01:42:48]  Gotta blame them.
[01:42:52]  All the emotes.
[01:42:54]  That's very funny.
[01:42:58]  Okay, that's the destiny shit.
[01:42:59]  He's just kind of backed into a corner on this.
[01:43:03]  All right.
[01:43:04]  So speaking of Halfiza and the Kino Casino, I have a Merch update.
[01:43:12]  I don't know.
[01:43:13]  Listen, I don't know anything about Merch at all.
[01:43:18]  All I know is that occasionally he gets like blackout high or whatever from like oxygen deprivation or he has like a seizure.

=== Merch Update Loyal People (10:55) ===

[01:43:27]  But Mediker hates him for whatever reason.
[01:43:29]  I think because Merch has said that Mediker is like faking his cancer or some shit.
[01:43:33]  So Mediker hates him and makes fun of him.
[01:43:35]  And I think PPP and Andy Worski absolutely fucking detest him.
[01:43:39]  So this video was like opium to them.
[01:43:46]  It's like a good old fent hint for PPP.
[01:43:49]  And I don't know if you know this, but friend of the show, Chris Jericho.
[01:43:54]  Oh, Merch has to go because I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
[01:43:57]  I'm assuming that those distortion sounds are definitely not a part of his setup.
[01:44:03]  Those are like intentionally added.
[01:44:05]  And the filters are just the worst things I've ever seen.
[01:44:08]  I have no idea why he's chosen this setup, but it's just like an audio-visual assault on my senses.
[01:44:13]  It's Chris Jerry.
[01:44:14]  He told me not to talk about it.
[01:44:15]  He said, I will not be on the same screen as that fuck Chris Jericho.
[01:44:20]  Man, what's going on with that noise?
[01:44:24]  Yes, the Chris Jericho.
[01:44:25]  That's right.
[01:44:26]  The Chris Jericho.
[01:44:27]  Well, here's what was happening, right?
[01:44:29]  We were sitting, we were sitting at the there were, there was a, there was a, there was a cover, there was a cover of my.
[01:44:37]  You good?
[01:44:38]  No, no, I'm not.
[01:44:40]  We'll talk off the air.
[01:44:41]  Okay.
[01:44:42]  There was a, there was a, there was a cover band.
[01:44:44]  Uh, there was a cover band.
[01:44:46]  You can hear at the beginning of the clip, like the honking, because when the modern vehicle gets towed or someone starts fucking with it, it starts alarming as like a safety measure at this place.
[01:44:58]  And then I see a guy, I see a guy standing there, and I go, Who the fuck is this fucking?
[01:45:06]  Who the fuck is this Chris Jericho wannabe?
[01:45:09]  So then I uh so then I look so then I look over there and he turns his head and Mersch goes, um, and and Mersch goes, uh, I think he sent you a mess.
[01:45:22]  Oh, okay.
[01:45:23]  Yeah, I got it.
[01:45:23]  Dude, why don't I turn off your mic in the video when you're like having a panic attack hammering your keyboard?
[01:45:31]  That's AI.
[01:45:32]  This whole part here is AI.
[01:45:35]  But did he end the stream?
[01:45:37]  This is like his intercession.
[01:45:38]  I'm really obsessed with these fucking shorts right now.
[01:45:40]  Okay.
[01:45:43]  I think he confirms it later.
[01:45:46]  Reddit trainings are saying that Caddy got repoed.
[01:45:49]  Here's $5 for getting it back.
[01:45:51]  All right.
[01:45:54]  Cheers.
[01:45:55]  A brief cooking vid.
[01:46:02]  I think he does explicitly confirm that.
[01:46:07]  With that cash app banner, right?
[01:46:09]  Front and center chat.
[01:46:20]  By the way, seriously, yeah, my car is legit getting fucking repoed, so.
[01:46:24]  So, you know, you can throw me a few bucks.
[01:46:28]  That'd be great.
[01:46:33]  If you quit smoking, you probably save enough money to pay your car bill, bro.
[01:46:38]  Just the thought.
[01:46:40]  Okay, so the entire reason I played this to you, I don't give a shit about Merch.
[01:46:47]  The entire reason I played this to you is that there's a guy.
[01:46:50]  I fucking hate him.
[01:46:51]  His name is Jesse.
[01:46:52]  He does a podcast, but it's like you have to pay to listen to it at all.
[01:46:58]  So he like aggressively shills and gets involved in everybody's drama to shill his fucking podcast.
[01:47:05]  But he made a video that I laughed out loud at, and I have to play it because it's very funny.
[01:47:11]  And the main reason why it's so funny is that he does an impression of PPP, and the impression is so dead on.
[01:47:20]  I was genuinely confused if this was like AI or like clips that were strung together.
[01:47:25]  And then it doesn't, you don't even realize until the end where he starts talking more normally that no, it's just an impression.
[01:47:30]  So I will play this clip for you.
[01:47:33]  It's relevant to the merch stuff.
[01:47:35]  Let me turn it down a bit.
[01:47:37]  Oh no, I can't play it because of YouTube sucking.
[01:47:42]  But it's so short, I will download it really quick.
[01:47:45]  Let's see.
[01:47:46]  Downloads YouTube DLP.
[01:47:49]  Give me best quality for my fan zone.
[01:47:52]  Okay.
[01:47:53]  It's downloading.
[01:47:55]  And I think I can open this one in.
[01:47:59]  The name of this is How Akino Casino Looks to Normal People.
[01:48:04]  Okay.
[01:48:06]  Let's see if I can get MPV player on the screen.
[01:48:10]  Sorry, I'm having to like do two different weird things for this stream.
[01:48:15]  Okay.
[01:48:15]  Be very careful with it.
[01:48:17]  MPV player?
[01:48:19]  No, that does not work at all.
[01:48:21]  Try VLC.
[01:48:24]  Oh, you know what?
[01:48:25]  Is this an MP4?
[01:48:26]  Can I just like, no, it's a webinar.
[01:48:28]  I can put this directly in the browser.
[01:48:30]  Okay, let me make sure.
[01:48:32]  Okay, sound does work.
[01:48:34]  Sorry, professional streamer over here.
[01:48:36]  I don't know why.
[01:48:40]  All right, here we go.
[01:48:45]  Whoa, buddy!
[01:48:48]  Merch's car is being repoed!
[01:48:52]  Flywar!
[01:48:59]  Most Insanest!
[01:49:01]  TUSCO! TUSCO! TUSCO!
[01:49:05]  You're not gonna believe what you're about to see.
[01:49:07]  That was the line where I realized, oh, this isn't clips.
[01:49:10]  This is an impression.
[01:49:11]  This part.
[01:49:12]  You're not gonna believe what you're about to see.
[01:49:15]  The thing from yesterday's show, but again.
[01:49:22]  He told me not to talk about it.
[01:49:23]  He said I will not be on the same screen.
[01:49:26]  Chris Jerry.
[01:49:31]  Oh, look, Merch got up and he left.
[01:49:33]  Man, like, they have like this little bar.
[01:49:35]  It's Merchway!
[01:49:36]  Like, right by the Merch car.
[01:49:41]  There was a repo.
[01:49:42]  There was a gay hands.
[01:49:44]  I covered my gay hands.
[01:49:48]  I don't even know what that means.
[01:49:49]  Listen, buddy, I take offense to this part, though.
[01:49:52]  I gotta say, I gotta call this part out.
[01:49:56]  But again.
[01:49:57]  This part.
[01:49:58]  The thing from yesterday's show, but again.
[01:50:02]  Listen here.
[01:50:03]  The sector has a limited cast, okay?
[01:50:06]  You have to talk about what you know.
[01:50:08]  All right.
[01:50:09]  That was a throw stones there, Jesse.
[01:50:15]  Sorry, that was very funny.
[01:50:18]  All right.
[01:50:19]  Next.
[01:50:21]  next uh let's do a quick speaking of the thing from last show but again let's do a quick check up on patrick s tomlinson we don't want to We don't want to miss a single thing that he says ever.
[01:50:37]  Kyle Griffin says, Senate Democrats are considering delaying all Trump nominees as retaliation for his restructuring of U.S. aid.
[01:50:44]  Patrick S. Tomlinson says, why wasn't this the first fucking thing you did, Dims?
[01:50:52]  Now let's see if the trolls are still following Patrick Tomlinson around.
[01:50:57]  Well, for sure, we have Kyle S.W. Tomlinson real saying, why wasn't arranging support and visitation the first thing you did after your child was born?
[01:51:07]  What could have been more important, little sister?
[01:51:09]  Such a failure of a woman.
[01:51:10]  Enjoy frippery.
[01:51:11]  I don't even know what frippery means, but this is a guy that just pretends to be his brother.
[01:51:16]  And for some reason, Patrick Tomlinson argues with this person constantly.
[01:51:20]  He's definitely blocked.
[01:51:21]  So he still replies to him from a block.
[01:51:23]  It's very bizarre.
[01:51:25]  Patrick replies to his own brother and says, that is the first thing I did, Stalker.
[01:51:31]  I am not the woman, Stalker, and you are not my little brother.
[01:51:35]  You are a clinically obsessed criminal cyber stalker facing multiple felony charges for crimes against my family.
[01:51:41]  This is why your life is already over.
[01:51:45]  Enjoy prison.
[01:51:47]  See if there's a follow-up reply to that.
[01:51:49]  Oh, sure enough, Farty Tits Tomlinson at Fart on Pads Tits says, uh-oh, looks like someone's got a case of Farty Tits.
[01:51:56]  And then there's a picture of Patrick S. Tomlinson, and there are indeed a fart graphic on his tits.
[01:52:03]  I'm glad that everything is remaining completely normal in the sector.
[01:52:07]  Happy to see that things are going going well.
[01:52:11]  I don't think Tomlinson replies to this guy.
[01:52:17]  Great.
[01:52:18]  Awesome.
[01:52:19]  Good to see.
[01:52:21]  Guess who's back, baby?
[01:52:22]  ethan ralph let's do uh he announced that he was kind of out of rehab by posting this thing um And it's just like a slideshow montage of like all the people he now hates.
[01:52:34]  And he's obsessed with this clip of Donald Trump.
[01:52:37]  So I'll just play like a minute of him.
[01:52:39]  You see, I'm so loyal to people.
[01:52:40]  Maybe I'm loyal to a fault, but I'm so loyal to people that when somebody's slightly disloyal to me, I look upon it as a great act of horror.
[01:52:48]  And how are you different than you were three or four years ago?
[01:52:51]  Well, I used to say, and in fact, I think I said in my first book that, and maybe this was foolish, but I really meant it, that someday I'd like to maybe lose everything for a period of time to see who's loyal and who's not loyal.
[01:53:03]  And I frankly, I found out how to do it.
[01:53:05]  Did you find out who's loyal or not?
[01:53:08]  You can't predict it.
[01:53:08]  You think certain people would be loyal no matter what.
[01:53:11]  And it turns out that they're not.
[01:53:12]  And you just can't predict it.
[01:53:14]  It's very difficult.
[01:53:16]  I think I would have treated people differently.
[01:53:18]  I think that, you know, some of the people that were most loyal to me are people that I didn't think would be.
[01:53:22]  Some of the people that were least loyal to me are people that I think I would have treated them differently.
[01:53:27]  I think I would have treated different groups differently.
[01:53:29]  I would have wiped the floor with the guys that weren't loyal, which I will now do, which is great.
[01:53:34]  You know, I love getting people.
[01:53:35]  But I will get you.
[01:53:39]  Oh, absolutely.
[01:53:41]  You don't believe in the eyes of the idea.
[01:53:42]  No, I know you will or not.
[01:53:44]  But anyway, thank you.
[01:53:45]  But tell me, you mean you're going to get even with some people?
[01:54:00]  What's funny is that he's like one of the least loyal people I know.
[01:54:05]  I can't think of another person who snaked on more people, burned more bridges, and tried to go after more people's families than Ethan Ralph.
[01:54:13]  Like, he's even snaked on his own baby mamas and their baby mama daddas and even baby mama mamas.

=== Bojack Horseman Gambling Addiction (11:47) ===

[01:54:22]  Incredible.
[01:54:23]  And he still thinks that he's like this knight in shining armor that's just been kicked down by all these malicious forces for years.
[01:54:29]  Girl the fuck up, bro.
[01:54:32]  Even sober, he's like completely retarded.
[01:54:35]  And then this is a formal announcement videos.
[01:54:37]  I'll play this in full.
[01:54:39]  Let's tell you.
[01:54:39]  Exactly.
[01:54:42]  I don't know a simpler way to say it, but I've been gone for three weeks.
[01:54:49]  Just fully got released today.
[01:54:52]  Collaborated with my attorney on a little video last night.
[01:54:56]  He needed a few tips on what to include.
[01:54:59]  Thankfully, I did have access to my photographs and stuff like that.
[01:55:02]  So he did an excellent job putting it together.
[01:55:06]  I wanted to do a little bit of a teaser before I came out here and officially announced my return to the kill stream to the internet.
[01:55:14]  I also wanted to thank everybody.
[01:55:17]  I was able to go through a lot of the comments on my farewell video.
[01:55:22]  I wasn't able to respond to them all.
[01:55:24]  I tried to like as many as I could.
[01:55:26]  I have, I don't know, a hundred messages stacked up.
[01:55:30]  I'm going to try to get to all those tonight.
[01:55:33]  But tomorrow, I am going to be returning to the kill stream at 2 p.m. Eastern or sooner.
[01:55:40]  I don't know.
[01:55:40]  But it feels good to be back.
[01:55:42]  I want to thank everybody at the facility.
[01:55:45]  Hopefully I look better.
[01:55:46]  I think I do, but it's up to you to be the judge of that.
[01:55:51]  To have a new crispy white shirt that my lawyer also ordered me.
[01:55:56]  So I never watched Bossman Bojack Horseman.
[01:56:01]  Oh my God.
[01:56:02]  The word bossman Jack completely and totally usurped the word Bojack Horseman in my brain.
[01:56:08]  I had to fish that out of long-term storage.
[01:56:12]  I never watched Bojack Horseman, but remind me.
[01:56:17]  He ruins his entire life because he's a selfish alcoholic piece of shit, right?
[01:56:23]  Like in the end of the show, he dies or something, right?
[01:56:27]  I watched like three episodes of it before becoming incredibly sick of it because it's just like everybody in that show is so completely alien to me because they're just LA freaks and I despise them.
[01:56:37]  But I'm pretty sure.
[01:56:38]  Yeah.
[01:56:38]  Okay.
[01:56:39]  Yeah.
[01:56:40]  I actually read the plot synopsis because I was so, I remember being so weirded up by why Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph were so obsessed with the show.
[01:56:48]  And from what I understand, the plot of it is just that he like cheats on his girlfriend.
[01:56:53]  He betrays his only, his best friend, who is like this extremely nice guy who never does anything wrong to him.
[01:57:00]  He continually tries to like get his wife to cheat on him or something.
[01:57:06]  And then in the end, he just dies.
[01:57:08]  Like he drowns in his pool after like committing a bunch of crimes.
[01:57:14]  Like his life is over.
[01:57:15]  So he drinks himself to death and drowns in his pool.
[01:57:18]  I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure.
[01:57:20]  Oh yeah, he had children and he doesn't look after them.
[01:57:23]  So he just dies alone and despised by absolutely everybody in his entire fucking life.
[01:57:28]  And for whatever reason, Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph look at this show and think, it's me.
[01:57:33]  Oh my God.
[01:57:34]  Like, are you fucking retarded?
[01:57:36]  Can you not say that this is like the worst person ever?
[01:57:38]  I think that, I think the whole appeal of him as a person to like LA brain retards is that he gets away with it for a long time.
[01:57:46]  Like he's a horrible asshole, but he just keeps getting away with all the terrible things he does until the very end.
[01:57:51]  That's my understanding of reading like the Wikipedia plot synopsis, but it's really disgusting.
[01:57:56]  I don't trust anyone who likes that fucking show.
[01:58:00]  Bojack Horseman is like one of those things that someone says they are like a big oh, the other one is um the the the guy from American Psycho.
[01:58:09]  Like, don't get me wrong, American Psycho is a really great movie.
[01:58:12]  But if you're someone who uses Patrick Bateman as like an avatar, I immediately assume that you have an IQ of 80, you're sexually violent, and you're destructive to everybody around you because you idolize a psychopath.
[01:58:24]  Like, that's just my take.
[01:58:26]  You're someone who idolizes Bojack Horseman, you're just a fucking waste of space, destroying his own life, who thinks that he can get away with it because he's so cool or whatever the fuck.
[01:58:35]  Um, cool, or 13 years old, yeah, exactly.
[01:58:40]  All right, should I play the rest of it?
[01:58:42]  You got anything interesting to say, Ralph?
[01:58:43]  Pay for it, but still.
[01:58:45]  Uh, uh, I'm just glad to be back.
[01:58:50]  Uh, what did I miss, by the way?
[01:58:51]  Fill me in.
[01:58:52]  What did I miss?
[01:58:53]  I was able to keep uh up to date on some news, but not a lot.
[01:58:59]  Um, you know, I didn't have that much time because I was doing classes and all that.
[01:59:04]  I'll get into all that tomorrow, but um, I was able to keep up on spread it out of support.
[01:59:11]  Uh, and I think the of course you'll have your haters, but uh, overwhelming support.
[01:59:16]  Uh, and I think he's already in my replies, by the way, crying because I made a post about how Visa Card MasterCard basically profits 15 million dollars a year off card swipes for child rape.
[01:59:29]  And uh, he said, Nobody hosts more revenge pornography than you, John Potter.
[01:59:34]  Like, nigga, you just got back.
[01:59:36]  Can you like it's like are you gonna?
[01:59:38]  It's like when people replace addictions, like you replace your addiction with uh with uh crack cocaine with gambling, for instance, or you replace your addiction for like food with nicotine or nicotine with food.
[01:59:51]  Ethan Ralph comes back, and now he's just addicted to seething on Twitter.
[01:59:57]  Uh, cool.
[01:59:58]  Was there something else he did?
[02:00:00]  Oh, God, this okay, this is worth playing.
[02:00:03]  This is great.
[02:00:04]  This is just fan art.
[02:00:05]  Let me let it pre-load.
[02:00:15]  Harry, when you die, I'm going to be there.
[02:00:17]  And I'm going to be at the funeral.
[02:00:19]  And...
[02:00:20]  And they talk about me jacking off to Nikki Haley.
[02:00:24]  I'm gonna jack off on your fucking casket, you cocksucking son of a bitch.
[02:00:29]  Nobody else is gonna be able to do anything about it.
[02:00:33]  I'm going to come nut all over your fucking grave.
[02:00:40]  Do you understand?
[02:00:41]  Because I got a lot of nut, you know.
[02:00:43]  I mean, it won't take me long, it'll take about five, ten minutes, and I'm gonna come all over it, and you can't stop me.
[02:00:55]  It's not against the law.
[02:00:57]  Nick Ricada told me that wasn't against the law.
[02:01:00]  Nick Ricada told me I could come on your grave, and there was no problem.
[02:01:05]  There was no problem.
[02:01:06]  No problem.
[02:01:10]  Anonymous sent $10.
[02:01:18]  We're still alive, goddammit!
[02:01:32]  Beautiful.
[02:01:33]  I guess I should shout out who made it.
[02:01:34]  This is like the first thing I've ever posted.
[02:01:38]  The guy, Ladman BoyOne, also joined the thread to post this on some like the Ralph Art thread.
[02:01:46]  But if X wants to load, it's Ladman Boy number one.
[02:01:52]  Does not want to load.
[02:01:54]  Okay, sorry.
[02:01:55]  I tried.
[02:01:56]  Oh, wait, it's loading.
[02:01:57]  It's trying, chat.
[02:01:58]  All right, there you go.
[02:01:59]  Good stuff.
[02:02:01]  And then one more thing.
[02:02:05]  There's this new guy, this new lolca.
[02:02:08]  I know I haven't presented someone new in quite a while.
[02:02:12]  But he's brand new to the scene.
[02:02:17]  He might look a little bit familiar.
[02:02:24]  His name is Austin Gambles.
[02:02:27]  Supposedly, this guy just got out of jail and he is going by Austin Gambles.
[02:02:34]  Never heard of that name before.
[02:02:38]  And he deeply fills this niche that was left with Bossman Jack.
[02:02:45]  Bossman Jack, who, of course, went to jail forever and ever.
[02:02:49]  So this Austin gambles guy, he's back.
[02:02:52]  He's fresh.
[02:02:53]  He's clean on Twitch.
[02:02:55]  He's got everything going for him.
[02:02:58]  His father has smashed his bong.
[02:03:01]  Here.
[02:03:02]  Nobody gives a fuck.
[02:03:04]  Nobody.
[02:03:05]  One of the best sound clips ever.
[02:03:06]  People like this always join in.
[02:03:09]  Noel doesn't play their obnoxious illiterate nigger behavior on Matty every week.
[02:03:13]  Hey, nobody give the fuck.
[02:03:16]  Nobody cares.
[02:03:17]  I can't help it, bro.
[02:03:19]  Look, you know what he does?
[02:03:21]  He rolls the bones and then he loses.
[02:03:24]  Let's check this out.
[02:03:25]  Let's check this clip out.
[02:03:26]  40 seconds.
[02:03:27]  Look, this is, I feel like this is a winner.
[02:03:29]  Oh, I didn't look that good.
[02:03:30]  Oh, I didn't look that good.
[02:03:31]  Okay, next one's a good one.
[02:03:33]  Oh, that's good.
[02:03:34]  Oh, that's really good.
[02:03:35]  Okay, that's good.
[02:03:36]  That's good.
[02:03:36]  That's good.
[02:03:36]  Good.
[02:03:37]  Come on, dude.
[02:03:38]  Oh, yeah, that was good.
[02:03:39]  That was really good.
[02:03:40]  Oh, my God.
[02:03:40]  A little bit of loneliness.
[02:03:44]  He went all the way up.
[02:03:46]  Oh, wait.
[02:03:47]  Wants to play more.
[02:03:48]  I want to see more.
[02:03:49]  I want to see more of this Gamba, actually.
[02:03:51]  I wonder if he wins it, Chat.
[02:03:57]  I wish the Kiwi Farms wasn't so fucking slow.
[02:03:59]  That's my one wish.
[02:04:01]  There's a potential in recent times.
[02:04:04]  I might be able to move everything to a different data center and actually spend time working on it with my own hands to fix things.
[02:04:13]  Holy shit.
[02:04:14]  Holy shit.
[02:04:18]  You guys are saved from bossman clips.
[02:04:20]  I didn't get to preload everything.
[02:04:22]  He ran up on his first day out of jail.
[02:04:26]  He ran.
[02:04:29]  I love his monkey reaction.
[02:04:31]  Look at this.
[02:04:31]  Look at how pure that joy is.
[02:04:33]  He just won $12,000.
[02:04:35]  First day out of jail.
[02:04:37]  He ran it all the way up to 24, I think, on that first day.
[02:04:41]  And holy shit, 16,000 in one slot.
[02:04:46]  And then he lost it all, of course.
[02:04:48]  But his first day out, he was fabulously rewarded for going to a slot machine and gambling after months of being deprived.
[02:04:56]  What the fuck are you doing?
[02:04:58]  Oh, yeah.
[02:05:01]  Wins 11k choose a kid.
[02:05:03]  His issue right now, I know the bossman stuff is contentious.
[02:05:06]  I'll summarize this.
[02:05:08]  Is that he'll play slots?
[02:05:10]  And these games are kind of rigged so that you have a 49% chance of winning, basically.
[02:05:17]  And so when you play with a, with a, um, like a slow game, like a slot machine is kind of weird to say it's a slow game, but it's kind of slow.
[02:05:25]  You bet $100, it takes like a minute for like your feature to resolve, right?
[02:05:29]  So he'll win like $12,000 and then go to slots and he'll go dip down to 8,000, go up to 14,000, then just kind of like hover like that.
[02:05:38]  And that's supposed to be like what a lot of people get out of gambling is that, you know, it eats up a lot of time to actually lose your money.
[02:05:46]  You don't just lose it right away.
[02:05:48]  But he's so impatient that once he gets into like a thing where he's not losing or winning any money, he goes over to the originals and then bets like everything onto fucking dice or coin flip and literally loses $12,000 to coin flip in like five minutes.
[02:06:03]  And then, you know, his two-hour gambling session that was like chill, just kind of pulling slots for a while is like over.

=== Black Women Dating Struggles (05:06) ===

[02:06:09]  A very fascinating person.
[02:06:12]  Very fascinating psychology.
[02:06:15]  And then finally, I have a special segment.
[02:06:17]  Usually I like to go poach some content from Reddit.
[02:06:21]  And indeed, there's a lot of content to talk about on Reddit right now.
[02:06:24]  However, today is February the 7th.
[02:06:27]  This is the first stream that I'm doing in Black History Month.
[02:06:31]  So for at least this stream, I'm going to do what I did last year, I think, and go to Lipstick Alley, which is effectively Black Kiwi Farms.
[02:06:39]  And I'm going to go at absolute fucking random.
[02:06:42]  And we're going to find some black tint to read.
[02:06:46]  They have quite a few different forums.
[02:06:48]  I remember that there are really funny ones.
[02:06:51]  Kind of go to.
[02:06:53]  Let's see.
[02:06:54]  The Alley life, the LSA LGBT community.
[02:06:58]  Psychic hotline.
[02:07:00]  That sounds potent.
[02:07:01]  No justice, no peace.
[02:07:04]  The Trayvon Martin forum.
[02:07:08]  The last post in this was in February 2024.
[02:07:13]  When he needed Trayvon Martin forum.
[02:07:18]  Murder Alley, Missing Alley.
[02:07:21]  Romance, Alley, the Interracial Relationship Forum.
[02:07:24]  Well, sign me up.
[02:07:26]  Religious news, new age religion and spirituality.
[02:07:30]  Okay, that sounds fun.
[02:07:31]  The pimp slap forum.
[02:07:33]  What the fuck?
[02:07:36]  Basketball.
[02:07:37]  Basketball has the most messages.
[02:07:40]  No, I'm wrong.
[02:07:41]  NFL has other sports.
[02:07:43]  Oh my God.
[02:07:44]  Combination of the Olympics, boxing, and wrestling beats out basketball and football.
[02:07:48]  Crazy.
[02:07:49]  Baseball sucks that nobody reads a lot.
[02:07:52]  Alley CEOs.
[02:07:53]  I imagine nothing but, like, a consortium of black women with bushy hairs.
[02:08:00]  And then, okay, let's pull out an interracial.
[02:08:05]  The biracial female celebrity dating patterns.
[02:08:08]  I don't give a fuck about that.
[02:08:09]  Allegedly avoiding taunting and bullying at photo studios.
[02:08:12]  Black Asian couples would take photos and photo boss.
[02:08:15]  I don't care.
[02:08:16]  Sexy Hungarian model with black woman couple.
[02:08:20]  You know that statistically, white man, black female is the least likely to get divorced.
[02:08:27]  I would assume that's because black women consider themselves very lucky if they get with a white guy.
[02:08:33]  And white men would only get into a serious relationship with a black woman if they were like actually in love.
[02:08:39]  So they had like a divorce rate of like of like 20%, which is like 30 points below the average.
[02:08:48]  So just a fun fact for everybody.
[02:08:51]  Mods, banned people.
[02:08:54]  Get out of here.
[02:08:55]  Okay.
[02:08:58]  Okay, I was going to read some of these actually.
[02:09:00]  Scandinavian men, the most loving, caring, attentive fathers.
[02:09:04]  White men are so thirsty for biracial women.
[02:09:09]  Would you date a ban from Afghanistan?
[02:09:12]  Okay.
[02:09:13]  Let's read this one.
[02:09:15]  I was reading a post on Reddit, man.
[02:09:17]  I have to come off that site about a black woman who claims she's tried to find love with a BM and it hasn't worked out.
[02:09:23]  A man from Afghanistan approached her and she claims she's found true love when he's so sweet to her.
[02:09:29]  She's now claiming that BM hate the fact that she's with him.
[02:09:32]  She's pissed that no good BM wanted her and treated her well when she wanted black love.
[02:09:38]  Is it me?
[02:09:39]  But I've heard this rhetoric too many times and it feels like rage bait at this point.
[02:09:42]  I know some of us black women have had disappointing relationships with black men.
[02:09:47]  I know and get it, but we put so much of our issues out there publicly that we feel it's like others are taking it and using it to troll.
[02:09:55]  Killery says no with a reaction gif.
[02:09:58]  Very on point for black women.
[02:10:00]  A lot of illusional women have dated DeQuante from Crenshaw, who had a dime sack and a nine millimeter.
[02:10:05]  is akbar really that much more of a threat bro i couldn't write something more fucking racist if i wanted to This woman is more racist than me.
[02:10:23]  Okay, good point.
[02:10:25]  Moving on.
[02:10:26]  Smells of a scam.
[02:10:27]  He wants a green card out of her.
[02:10:31]  They usually marry their own kind.
[02:10:33]  However, a lot of them marry white women in the U.S., all while they have a family in Afghanistan.
[02:10:37]  Very true.
[02:10:40]  This person says, green card.
[02:10:43]  Fire Dragon actually replies to Sis of War and says that DeQuante from Crenshaw with the 9mm is actually less dangerous than Akbar.
[02:10:53]  Stella says no, thanks, not after all the horror stories.
[02:10:55]  And then Blurred Life, I'll stop it here, says, not only no, but fuck no.
[02:11:00]  Motherfucker won't have me a Burka biting my tongue.
[02:11:05]  That's excellent.
[02:11:06]  I love this.
[02:11:11]  I need more of these cultural exchanges.

=== Kendrick Lamar Green Card Talk (15:12) ===

[02:11:16]  Okay, new age religion and spirituality.
[02:11:18]  Let's pick one from this.
[02:11:19]  These are all pinned.
[02:11:22]  Okay, let's go with this one.
[02:11:24]  Struggling to cope with existing by almond nails.
[02:11:28]  I can't stop crying.
[02:11:29]  Angst hits me in the night for some reason.
[02:11:31]  I don't know what my feelings have been so intense.
[02:11:33]  I'm 28 and have been in this undercurrent since I was 13.
[02:11:36]  I wish I was never born because I don't enjoy life.
[02:11:38]  That's sad.
[02:11:40]  I want to take euthanasia.
[02:11:42]  I'd have to go to Europe.
[02:11:43]  Okay, let's see what the witches have to say.
[02:11:46]  So what you're saying, feel free to DM me.
[02:11:47]  You have to fight your happiness, love.
[02:11:49]  Fight for your happiness, love.
[02:11:51]  Don't give up.
[02:11:52]  Feel the same way.
[02:11:53]  The human experience is fleeting.
[02:11:54]  Have you tried medication?
[02:11:56]  Sorry, OP, if you have any friends.
[02:11:59]  These are nice replies.
[02:12:01]  They're all nice.
[02:12:03]  Surprise.
[02:12:04]  You need to get rid of a neighbor's stat.
[02:12:06]  This sounds funnier.
[02:12:07]  I want to preface this by saying that I'm a Christian, but I don't follow.
[02:12:10]  I do follow all assumption, law of attraction, because that is actually in the Bible, the principles, at least.
[02:12:14]  I don't think so.
[02:12:15]  So I don't want to use any witchcraft, occult, or spell to get rid of him, but I'm at my wit's end.
[02:12:19]  I want him gone yesterday.
[02:12:20]  What can I do with the law of assumption or attraction to get his ass out of here?
[02:12:23]  Any suggestions would be welcome.
[02:12:25]  One, girl, use the book of Psalms.
[02:12:27]  I don't know what that means.
[02:12:29]  You can't.
[02:12:31]  I would either imagine meeting his replacement neighbor or imagine hearing one of your friends congratulating you on him being gone.
[02:12:38]  And then she says, I'm going to do this.
[02:12:41]  Why don't you just move?
[02:12:45]  Your peace comes from within you.
[02:12:47]  Having met an Indian, I would say that actually that is not true.
[02:12:52]  Next, LGBT.
[02:12:54]  Arab white Muslim woman does her wife's microbreeds by using Moroccan tea as a heat protector.
[02:12:59]  Nine-hour process.
[02:13:01]  Fuck that.
[02:13:02]  Where is the next black gay mecca?
[02:13:05]  I want to know.
[02:13:06]  Because Atlanta is fading as that.
[02:13:08]  Don't get me wrong.
[02:13:08]  Atlanta will always have a significant black LGBT population, but a popular travel or destination from black LGB people, anyways.
[02:13:16]  Kira says, in the next life, not in this one.
[02:13:19]  People laugh.
[02:13:19]  Shame on how expensive Atlanta has become.
[02:13:21]  They're definitely moving to New York City or LA.
[02:13:24]  And then, ew, what the fuck is that avatar?
[02:13:28]  DC, New York, and LA will always be the top spots.
[02:13:31]  Charlotte or Virginia Beach.
[02:13:33]  That's an interesting pick.
[02:13:34]  Memphis.
[02:13:35]  Oh, no.
[02:13:36]  Philadelphia.
[02:13:37]  All caps, smiley face.
[02:13:39]  Well, you heard it.
[02:13:39]  Black gay mecca is now Philadelphia.
[02:13:41]  I choose that one.
[02:13:43]  And one more.
[02:13:44]  The psychic hotline.
[02:13:46]  Celeb reading Kendrick Lamar.
[02:13:49]  I had just listened to his song, the one that won like 97 Grammys or Phonies or whatever the fuck they're called.
[02:13:56]  And his song sucked.
[02:13:57]  The one about P. Diddy, like the background, that like that thing, that was pretty catchy, but like the actual music is traded.
[02:14:06]  I'll play it actually.
[02:14:08]  Not like us.
[02:14:09]  Hold on.
[02:14:10]  Kendrick Lamar.
[02:14:11]  Not like a.
[02:14:12]  I just want to hear how he sings.
[02:14:15]  Just for like three seconds.
[02:14:16]  The fashion no option.
[02:14:17]  Pussy.
[02:14:18]  It's a better straighten they push.
[02:14:23]  Sounds so bad.
[02:14:24]  People listen to this.
[02:14:25]  It's terrible.
[02:14:27]  Anyways, okay, so she did a graph for him.
[02:14:30]  This is a reading of Kendrick's future, current and future energy.
[02:14:35]  Sons is lots of stuff about planets.
[02:14:38]  Self-worth is directly tied to his ability to make money.
[02:14:42]  Okay.
[02:14:43]  He likes to see money and wealth.
[02:14:46]  Okay.
[02:14:46]  So he's a black rapper.
[02:14:48]  Okay.
[02:14:48]  Oh my God.
[02:14:49]  This is long.
[02:14:50]  She wrote all this.
[02:14:52]  There's a strong possibility that sexual affairs are exposed in an effort to bring him down.
[02:14:56]  His marriage is challenging now more than ever.
[02:15:00]  Kendrick's Mars cancer placement is in the ninth house of religion.
[02:15:04]  It is possible he is praying more in this time and getting closer to God.
[02:15:07]  This is a good thing because there's evil all around him.
[02:15:10]  Speaking of enemies, Kendrick and Drake are more similar than most care to admit.
[02:15:14]  Most are materially obsessed.
[02:15:17]  Both in their second house here of summer 2024 when the infamous beef escalated to an all-time high.
[02:15:23]  Don't get it twisted.
[02:15:23]  Drake has issues, but so does Kendrick.
[02:15:27]  Eat Mashik says this is a lot.
[02:15:32]  Mrs. Anderson said, let's get through your post-it.
[02:15:34]  It looks like a bunch of bullshit.
[02:15:42]  Of the grandsons of pigs and pigs, Zionist Jew.
[02:15:46]  The murderers of the prophet.
[02:15:48]  The Jews.
[02:15:49]  I'm being assaulted by fucking Ethan Klein propaganda.
[02:15:55]  Oh, my video from YouTube that I clicked to play like 18, like an hour ago just started playing.
[02:16:02]  Okay.
[02:16:03]  Let's wrap it up there.
[02:16:05]  I will start doing the super chats.
[02:16:06]  Thank you all for watching.
[02:16:07]  I appreciate it.
[02:16:09]  I don't have an outro song picked out, so I'm going to have to pick one last second.
[02:16:14]  As is tradition.
[02:16:16]  Hopefully, I didn't miss anything.
[02:16:17]  If I did, you can yell at me in the thread.
[02:16:19]  All right.
[02:16:23]  Laura Southern's husband leaving makes sense now that we know she fucked Destiny.
[02:16:29]  It actually does make a lot more sense.
[02:16:30]  I wonder if that happened before or after.
[02:16:33]  I can't, I won't assume, but it does make sense if that happened in order.
[02:16:37]  Meet Spaceman for three says, Thanks for the stream this week.
[02:16:40]  Weekly reminder that everyone to learn and use crypto, specifically XMR, total bank or death base opinion.
[02:16:45]  Bunker Asian for five says, We are finally going to get some content.
[02:16:48]  It's true.
[02:16:48]  I delivered the content.
[02:16:50]  Bronberger for two says, We got a lot of British women on the site.
[02:16:52]  By the way, I am never getting my gum rib back because Stripe is evil.
[02:16:56]  So subscribe on Rumble if you can.
[02:16:58]  That's basically my only option for a subscription at this point.
[02:17:02]  We got a lot of British women on the site, MumsNet Refugees Rise TF up.
[02:17:05]  Cheerio.
[02:17:06]  There's lots of that's been around for a while, MumsNet people.
[02:17:10]  Banana Repugs, Banana Plugs for Five says, Happy Pizza Day, Josh.
[02:17:13]  You're my favorite plastic straw slurping non-slab always.
[02:17:16]  Also, wishing on a speedy recovery to your base YouTube archiver.
[02:17:19]  Hope you recover fast enough to put in timestamps again.
[02:17:23]  Yeah, I don't do the timestamps, but I hope he does well.
[02:17:26]  I heard that someone who did archiving had like a displaced arm or something, which sounds painful.
[02:17:33]  Tetrabacks for 10 says, Happy Pizza Day.
[02:17:34]  Thank you.
[02:17:35]  Thank you.
[02:17:35]  I appreciate it.
[02:17:36]  Arian Queen Generator for two says, I am glad we know Turkey Tom was sucking another man's dick, but the idea he caves some carved some bitch's name into his chest is out of the question.
[02:17:46]  Let him know he's just a cock, cuckold cocksucker, Steenmore, Josh.
[02:17:49]  Whatever you want to believe, bro.
[02:17:51]  I don't give a shit.
[02:17:52]  Rumble Our Neighbors for 2 said, Rumble now requires that user verify their account and phone numbers in order to use live stream chat.
[02:17:58]  Another service bends the need to low neighbor surveillance.
[02:18:01]  Well, that's because of all the spam.
[02:18:03]  I think.
[02:18:05]  Sorry.
[02:18:06]  Schwatzvald Noll for 10 says, Fact, 2025 is the year of the Kiwi bird on the Chinese zodiac source.
[02:18:11]  Trust me, bro.
[02:18:12]  Actually, it is the snake.
[02:18:13]  It is a year of the wood snake.
[02:18:15]  Space Allen for 20 says, Ham Jam.
[02:18:17]  Thank you, Space Allen.
[02:18:18]  I appreciate it very much.
[02:18:20]  Longboarder 241 for 5 says, Happy Peace of Day, Josh.
[02:18:23]  Been getting into coins lately and tell the news about the Dog and the Penny.
[02:18:26]  Why don't we just try steal pennies again?
[02:18:29]  We don't really need pennies, bro, at all.
[02:18:32]  If you find any good coins, send them to me, though.
[02:18:34]  I won't tell you how much they're worth ahead of time this time.
[02:18:37]  Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for five, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperors.
[02:18:40]  I forgot to send you dirty crypto bucks this week.
[02:18:42]  Instead, let me ask where I may find your phone line for this program.
[02:18:45]  If you go to the menu.live and you go down to contact us, it is that phone number.
[02:18:50]  AA for 10 says, Brothers, the government and the child raping elite are evil.
[02:18:54]  Do not let our recent victories dull your hatred.
[02:18:56]  We have decades of work left to do.
[02:18:58]  It is very true.
[02:18:59]  Don't get complacent.
[02:19:01]  Trump honestly hasn't even accomplished anything yet.
[02:19:04]  USAID is like a big win, but they can just bring that back up anytime.
[02:19:08]  And then they'll make it worse.
[02:19:09]  And there's still no laws in place to actually protect people from financial censorship.
[02:19:15]  I am still financially censored.
[02:19:17]  I make less money right now in the Trump administration than I did during Joe Biden.
[02:19:21]  Thank you.
[02:19:22]  Haramberger for two says, Politico, Anita, why did you make me do this?
[02:19:24]  All I wanted to do is play video games, close the screen door to gas chamber.
[02:19:28]  Very popular sentiment.
[02:19:30]  Crypto Hag for five says, Happy Friday, Noel.
[02:19:33]  Shout out to the esteemed friends in the Kiwi coloring corner.
[02:19:35]  There is a thread for doing art.
[02:19:39]  I don't know the details of it, but there is a thread in multimedia.
[02:19:42]  Cheese94 for two says, I shared a picture of Liz Fong Jones to my father last night and it horrified him.
[02:19:47]  My dad says he has a PFG pan face gook.
[02:19:51]  I mean, he has the strongest chin I've ever seen.
[02:19:55]  Rilla.io for 10 says, hey, Josh, you made a guest appearance on a pirate software video.
[02:19:59]  Oh boy.
[02:20:00]  Let's see.
[02:20:01]  I do love guest appearances.
[02:20:02]  People always have such nice things to say about me.
[02:20:05]  Uh-oh.
[02:20:07]  Uh-oh.
[02:20:07]  Did you just try to play a YouTube video with ad block-enabled alert?
[02:20:12]  I even said charity can be given to you because maybe you rely on.
[02:20:15]  I will play the audio and then tell you what I see if there's anything.
[02:20:18]  I know what this is.
[02:20:19]  The guy's reading tweets.
[02:20:22]  Now, there seems to be a little more that may be coming in the next couple of weeks here.
[02:20:26]  I just wanted to showcase this comes from the developer of the game here.
[02:20:29]  He says the DMC that pirate software had placed on my game has been lifted.
[02:20:33]  I am still waiting to say anything more as advised by my attorney, but there's a lot.
[02:20:37]  Now, in the video that the developer did, you send this to me.
[02:20:41]  I don't even get my tweet read.
[02:20:43]  You literally just see my shaky graves avatar and Twitter handle as a response to pirate software.
[02:20:49]  He doesn't even read it.
[02:20:52]  Okay.
[02:20:54]  Thank you.
[02:20:54]  Barello Furman for one says, EA should be should burn, but hopefully Plants versus Zombies is an IP is safely evacuated from their grasp before that happens.
[02:21:02]  I didn't realize that that game was still around, but I guess a bunch of moms are playing it on their iPhones still.
[02:21:08]  Deadless 812 for one says, my local has three tards working and a tranny is their head of security.
[02:21:15]  Tragic.
[02:21:16]  Poor Glack for two says, literal retards on Target as is cultural appropriation.
[02:21:21]  Those retards belong to the Walmart Empire.
[02:21:24]  It's true.
[02:21:25]  Did you know that Walmart implies more employees and more disabled people than any other company in the US?
[02:21:30]  Target doesn't even employ them.
[02:21:32]  They just show the pictures.
[02:21:33]  David S877 for 24 says, Here's all the money I have left after vehicle repairs this week and dental work starting next week.
[02:21:39]  Take care of your teeth, early kids.
[02:21:41]  I do brush my teeth every day like a good boy.
[02:21:43]  Thank you.
[02:21:45]  Fintard for 10 says been sober for eight weeks because of medical reasons.
[02:21:49]  Drunk as fuck now.
[02:21:53]  Oh boy, the finish.
[02:21:55]  Drunk as fuck now at 7 p.m.
[02:21:56]  Drank a three liter already.
[02:21:58]  It's only downhill with the quality of super chats from here.
[02:22:01]  This is my fridge.
[02:22:02]  Optimize the pick for you, neighbor.
[02:22:04]  Okay, let's see.
[02:22:07]  I don't know what the fuck beer this is, but he has a lot of it.
[02:22:10]  Sandals.
[02:22:12]  Va, va ga pen.
[02:22:16]  Wow, duh.
[02:22:17]  Okay.
[02:22:18]  He's drinking this.
[02:22:19]  Shout out to people that drink this also.
[02:22:21]  Thank you.
[02:22:22]  Don't die.
[02:22:23]  Ballistic characteristic for 76 says, here, have some money, dude.
[02:22:26]  Thank you.
[02:22:26]  I appreciate it very much.
[02:22:28]  You have no idea.
[02:22:30]  The bugs for one says, I shot more at Albert Sinswinko and Fred Meyer more than Target and Walmart.
[02:22:34]  Shout out my Western niggos.
[02:22:36]  Voyer for once says, this is literally what you get for trusting a British person.
[02:22:39]  Fucking idiot.
[02:22:40]  Thank you.
[02:22:41]  Debugs for one says, I can't use the word tranny in automotive world without some tranny spur complaining.
[02:22:45]  TDD, TDD, TDD.
[02:22:46]  I hope they all become a 4L60E, a transmission that explodes easily.
[02:22:52]  That's some potent mean magic right there.
[02:22:55]  Real Adani, for once that she went to contact the lawyer that was defending the guy pilot software, it is free speechdefenselawyer.com.
[02:23:01]  Wow, it's very straight to the fucking point, huh?
[02:23:02]  Okay, I'll pull that up.
[02:23:04]  Thank you.
[02:23:04]  Then plugs, for one says, training, training, training.
[02:23:06]  I really don't care.
[02:23:07]  You want penises in women's bathroom, and I'm not having it.
[02:23:09]  07.
[02:23:09]  Very based.
[02:23:10]  Sergeant Wizard Fist for 5 says, will you volunteer for the TTD death squads?
[02:23:14]  I already have.
[02:23:15]  When they were doing the Project 2025 shit, I kept saying, like, look, dude, just give me, just put me where I need to be.
[02:23:21]  I'll do whatever you ask.
[02:23:23]  Red Eyes Black Dragon for 10 says, YouTube link.
[02:23:25]  Oh boy, stream where the fucking YouTube link never fucking works.
[02:23:28]  Let's see what it is.
[02:23:29]  Only Super Chat at $7.25 on YouTube.
[02:23:32]  It's okay, Ricky.
[02:23:34]  At least you're not being forced to listen to Friday by Rebecca Black.
[02:23:37]  Hey, Alexa, start car.
[02:23:40]  Welcome.
[02:23:40]  Stark car.
[02:23:46]  What?
[02:23:47]  Why does he have that shit?
[02:23:50]  I don't know what I'm watching.
[02:23:51]  It's Ricky Berwick.
[02:23:52]  He's streaming, and he has a car in the background, and Alexa can apparently start it, or he did.
[02:23:57]  That's very bizarre.
[02:23:59]  Thank you for making me look at Ricky Berwick.
[02:24:02]  Seen Doke for 5 says, on February 5th, Tranny Living Records went to protest Trump across the Capitol.
[02:24:06]  And I bet you this is the picture where the woman is by herself in South Dakota.
[02:24:09]  Oh, no, it's oh my God.
[02:24:13]  Revifed.
[02:24:14]  Men of quality don't fear equality.
[02:24:17]  I love a tranth person.
[02:24:19]  Oh, that's too bad because we're deporting them.
[02:24:22]  We're getting rid of all of them forever.
[02:24:24]  It's really sad for you.
[02:24:25]  Banana Plagues for one says, the point with Hector Martin Linux blow is that he inserted himself between the Rust for Linux people and the C maintainers and hedged his bet with Linus and Linus told him to fuck off.
[02:24:35]  Well, I did mention specifically that he CC'd in Linus.
[02:24:39]  And then he got the response he wanted and Linus told him to eat shit.
[02:24:42]  Arian Queen Generator for two says, as a fellow fan as I can affirm that Passachio Coldbrew is the great, but the macadamia nut cold brew is even better.
[02:24:50]  Too bad it's a fall drink.
[02:24:51]  Suffer Josh.
[02:24:52]  Glad two streams have become the norm once again.
[02:24:56]  Not for a while, Crocodile.
[02:24:58]  If I ever have the opportunity, I mean, I'm trying to quit caffeine, but if I see the other cold brew, I will drink it.
[02:25:04]  Banana Plugs for One says, the problem with Rust and Linux is at some point you need to have parallel implementations that work the way with one side Rust and dictate how that will work.
[02:25:11]  See people respond no.
[02:25:14]  Yeah, I heard that it was like an API thing that the Seniles were very unhappy about because the way it was explained to me by Crunk Lord was that the Rust people were telling the Seniles that they wanted their API to be changed so that it worked worse.
[02:25:30]  Worse, but it would use Rust.
[02:25:31]  And the Seniles said, we're not doing that because it doesn't make any fucking sense.
[02:25:37]  I mean, it's perfectly fine to have a blend of languages.
[02:25:40]  You know, not everything needs to be Rust.
[02:25:43]  Go to the things that could really that are really complicated, poorly maintained, use C, and can could really stand to be optimized and modernized to compete with like Windows is trying to force everybody to Windows 11.
[02:25:56]  Windows 11 sucks.
[02:25:58]  I really wish the Linux people would step up and make a desktop platform that easily competes with Windows because now's the time to fucking do it.
[02:26:07]  They can find support for it.
[02:26:08]  They can find money for it if they put out a quality product.
[02:26:11]  So let's not let the trainings dictate how shit's going to run.
[02:26:14]  Let's do what works.
[02:26:16]  Let's do what works well.
[02:26:18]  Let's push that out and let's not rely on Windows for everything moving forward because Microsoft is doing evil shit.
[02:26:24]  Surely, surely there's a way to accomplish that.

=== Blurt Bloop Troll Stream Chaos (08:30) ===

[02:26:28]  Humble Guardsman for 10 says, Hail Zion.
[02:26:33]  See, we have a Israel lover in chat.
[02:26:35]  Shout out.
[02:26:35]  Thank you.
[02:26:36]  Blurp Bloop for 10 says, agitation is not work, Hector.
[02:26:39]  It's conquer.
[02:26:41]  God bless the Seniles.
[02:26:44]  Conker.
[02:26:45]  That's right.
[02:26:46]  Thank you.
[02:26:47]  Stalker Child Enjoy Prison for 5 says, include the Latinos.
[02:26:50]  Zur, it's Latinx.
[02:26:52]  Dude, Latinx, Latinx people love to be called Latinx.
[02:26:55]  It's their favorite thing in the whole world.
[02:26:57]  Blurp Bloop for 10 says, TDD, don't show me that thing shooting up.
[02:27:00]  Gross.
[02:27:02]  You have to know.
[02:27:03]  Dude, it would be really funny if I had like infinite time and I was just like a troll instead of like trying to manage like a gay retarded empire.
[02:27:12]  I would find videos of like black people shooting up fentanyl or something.
[02:27:16]  And I would just like caption it and make it look like they're doing HRT.
[02:27:21]  And then I would just do like trans pride.
[02:27:23]  Like I would do that set up like a TikTok like shooting up to fight fascism.
[02:27:29]  And then I would just like Photoshop all the vials and say like HRT legally prescribed or something and just do that and just upload all these fentany junkies.
[02:27:40]  Thank you.
[02:27:40]  D Sneeder for two says, how dare you make me a view a Trune shooting up Trune Shine?
[02:27:44]  I am Vex.
[02:27:45]  Sorry, buddy.
[02:27:46]  Genetic username and process profile.
[02:27:49]  Generic username and password for one says, my British overlords held my pay for two months and then fired me.
[02:27:53]  That's the last time I work for a non-American company.
[02:27:55]  Base.
[02:27:56]  Do not work British.
[02:27:57]  Not help England at all.
[02:27:59]  Rungold for five says, No, please make drug board tank you.
[02:28:02]  And then Rungold again for five says, No, please make cheeseboard tank you.
[02:28:07]  Cheese board is tempting.
[02:28:09]  Drug board sounds like a fucking nightmare.
[02:28:11]  No, thank you, but thank you.
[02:28:13]  Banana plugs for one says, damn, that clip nice.
[02:28:15]  Twitch CEO probably.
[02:28:16]  It's very nice.
[02:28:17]  Spingle Cat for one says, speaking of Twitch horrors, are you even surprised that there's an OnlyFans content whorehouse?
[02:28:23]  I have not heard of that until this message, and I do not appreciate you telling me this.
[02:28:27]  Young Pai Chang for 20 says, Happy Lunar New Year, George.
[02:28:30]  I love you, my nibba.
[02:28:31]  Always.
[02:28:32]  Thank you, Young Pai Chang.
[02:28:34]  Is it officially the wood snake?
[02:28:38]  Because I know that it starts in February.
[02:28:41]  Lunar new 2025.
[02:28:45]  It's on the 29th.
[02:28:46]  Okay.
[02:28:47]  So it's been the wood snake for a couple days.
[02:28:50]  Thank you.
[02:28:51]  Spingle Cat for one says, rest and piss.
[02:28:53]  Fin Floyd Marty, bossman will piss on your grave rat.
[02:28:56]  And Ethan's going to come on it.
[02:28:58]  I've heard.
[02:28:59]  11th Circuit for 2 says, Happy Year of the Snake to everyone except Liz Fong Jones.
[02:29:06]  Liz Fong Jones is ineligible to celebrate the year of the wood snake because he had his amputated.
[02:29:12]  So he can just sit there and sulk about it, I guess.
[02:29:15]  Haramberger for two says, Destiny blaming the farms is retarded when the site went down from the leaks in November.
[02:29:20]  4chan Jeff picked up the slack in that week in total gnome cope.
[02:29:23]  Yeah, tell me about it.
[02:29:24]  Farm the sauna for 161 says, Grandpa died a few days ago.
[02:29:28]  So the best chocolate candy flavored alcohol vodka in the world.
[02:29:31]  This is that some, I know what this is.
[02:29:34]  I've had this before, I think.
[02:29:36]  Oh, dude, I've not had that.
[02:29:38]  That looks excellent.
[02:29:39]  That is a beautiful bottle of alcohol.
[02:29:41]  I'm not going to lie.
[02:29:42]  That is wonderful branding.
[02:29:43]  That's great.
[02:29:44]  This all looks very, very tasty, bro.
[02:29:46]  Sorry about your grandfather, but I drank the fuck out of that.
[02:29:51]  See, you should really get the vodka mix.
[02:29:53]  It's so good.
[02:29:54]  It tastes like bird's milk.
[02:29:55]  The bird's milk?
[02:29:56]  What the fuck?
[02:29:58]  If I ever have the opportunity to drink again, I will drink that.
[02:30:02]  Blurt Bloop for one.
[02:30:02]  Sorry about your grandfather, by the way.
[02:30:04]  Blurred Bloop for One says, Teddy Feaser is Ralph's new head Janny.
[02:30:06]  No joke.
[02:30:07]  He was in full feasing mode in chat on the Ralph's post-detox rehab stream.
[02:30:10]  That is very funny.
[02:30:12]  I can't think of a better role for Teddy Feaser than Replacement Gator.
[02:30:18]  I support this ship.
[02:30:19]  Blurt Bloop for One says, PPP, we love you.
[02:30:21]  Jesse is hilarious.
[02:30:22]  I don't know anything about Jesse except that he noise the fuck out of me every single time I see him do anything, but that clip is pretty funny.
[02:30:27]  Bunker Rousing for three says, We all like different locales.
[02:30:30]  I think it's hilarious how Vegan Patriot drives around high in her car and hits people live, or when her dog pooped in other groceries.
[02:30:37]  I think that's an IP2 streamer, right?
[02:30:40]  Uh, yes, team for two says, I can't sneeze.
[02:30:44]  And then there's a video file, which I'm not playing, but it's $10.
[02:30:48]  Sneedo for 10 says, average Walmart experience.
[02:30:50]  And then there's a video stream that I guess I have to play because I said I would.
[02:30:53]  See, excuse me.
[02:30:56]  Can you tell me where the Chinese checkers is?
[02:30:58]  The what?
[02:30:59]  The Chinese checkers.
[02:31:00]  The fucking Chinese checker.
[02:31:01]  Yeah, the game.
[02:31:02]  Why?
[02:31:03]  What the fuck?
[02:31:04]  I look Chinese.
[02:31:04]  I'm supposed to know what Chinese checkers are.
[02:31:06]  Oh, no, it's just simple.
[02:31:06]  Most of I was born in America.
[02:31:08]  It simply says on your channel.
[02:31:09]  What's that?
[02:31:10]  Walmart.
[02:31:10]  Fuck this.
[02:31:11]  Fuck Walmart.
[02:31:11]  What the fuck do you think this is, man?
[02:31:12]  What the fuck?
[02:31:13]  Why are you being so discriminated?
[02:31:14]  Oh, no bitch, where's the fried chicken?
[02:31:17]  I was going to say this is very fake, but then the fried chicken line made me laugh.
[02:31:20]  Thank you.
[02:31:21]  Sinali 98 for 20 says, hey, Josh, I found a little strange share a birthday with Kiwi Farmers, but whatever, get a pizza on me, gamer.
[02:31:28]  Oh, it's the 13th.
[02:31:29]  Shout out to any 13th birthdayers.
[02:31:31]  But yeah, good day to have a birthday.
[02:31:34]  Thank you.
[02:31:35]  Blurt Bloop for one says, Ham Jam, my bossman is free and bong-free.
[02:31:38]  Ham Jam.
[02:31:39]  True in-based.
[02:31:40]  Bordier for five says, body can footage, please sinking into the bottom of the ocean.
[02:31:43]  I'm working on it.
[02:31:44]  Blurt Bloop for one says, Bossman can get arrested.
[02:31:46]  I got a senior job, engineer job at an online casino company.
[02:31:48]  I got fired from that job for being a raging spurg, and bossman gets out.
[02:31:51]  That does not sound like a good thing.
[02:31:53]  Blurt Bloop for one says, I got severance payouts, so I don't feel bad for me.
[02:31:55]  I'm on this holiday in Spain right now.
[02:31:57]  Okay, bro.
[02:31:59]  Devious to me for two says, skip the next person's super chat.
[02:32:02]  I will.
[02:32:05]  I'm actually, well, I'm pausing the entire stream.
[02:32:08]  I'm going to send a picture of this to Devious Dave.
[02:32:11]  I know he's in the general chat.
[02:32:13]  Hold up.
[02:32:17]  How did you time this?
[02:32:19]  Is this.
[02:32:24]  I mean, I kind of contractually have to not tell anybody what the next super chat is.
[02:32:28]  If you're really that curious.
[02:32:30]  Here.
[02:32:30]  Let's send this in the general chat.
[02:32:34]  Okay.
[02:32:35]  I've done this.
[02:32:37]  Wait, no, the chat's fucking lying.
[02:32:38]  Okay, hold on.
[02:32:40]  It's in general chat on the Kiwi Farms.
[02:32:42]  If you want to see what the message was.
[02:32:44]  Actually, you know what?
[02:32:45]  I'll post it in the actual event on the internet thread.
[02:32:47]  That makes more sense, I think.
[02:32:51]  Sorry, this is very this is only true and honest Kiwi farmers will get to know what the joke is of this, but it's so funny because I actually have to do this before I forget.
[02:33:00]  Okay, next.
[02:33:04]  Still in sauna for 161 says, in honor of the neighbor Mud Hut History Month, know that true Finnish approved white ethnostate, the Middle East, UK included, and Shitskin Europeans plus France and Sweden.
[02:33:16]  It should be known that those who do not like licorice are grouped in the same with the neighbors.
[02:33:19]  Absolutely, completely factual.
[02:33:22]  Sino for one says, not like us, has a catchy beat, but it's overrated.
[02:33:25]  But it's funny how a song calling drake a pedophile galls rewards.
[02:33:28]  I mean, it's true, but like that's all black music, basically.
[02:33:32]  They just take a really, really good, well-produced beat, and then they go, And it has like this really great, like, catchy beat to the background that like makes it sound good.
[02:33:46]  But it's like you could take that beat and not have a complete fucking brain dead retard singing it, and it would sound a lot better.
[02:33:55]  Uh, Redatoui Rat for 2144 says, There's a man inside my wall screaming top of five.
[02:34:00]  He punched his way in here.
[02:34:01]  Okay, I'll type a five for him.
[02:34:03]  There you go, buddy.
[02:34:04]  Thank you.
[02:34:05]  Rat Lord111 for two says, Saar, it's not tax-free.
[02:34:09]  Not yet.
[02:34:09]  He's on my box, the IRS, then everything's tax-free.
[02:34:12]  Judy for one says, Josh get Georgie Motkov, but instead of a pallet of rice and killing him, he suicides after growing a pair of tits after being injected with HRTs by a mysterious truth.
[02:34:22]  I don't think so.
[02:34:23]  Seno, for one, I never relax, so I fear nothing.
[02:34:27]  Ceno, for one, says, Apparently, Mighty Archive 410 got Tuesday's archive flagged for bullying.
[02:34:31]  Where are the chances it was butt parts of software who flagged it very high?
[02:34:34]  I can't think of anybody else.
[02:34:36]  That are Greer.
[02:34:38]  Anime Streamers for 2 says, My aunt who passed away had a bunch of Franco coins from when she visited Spain in the 50s.
[02:34:43]  Her father also had an authentic poster from the 30s of Mussolini being carried like an emperor by Africans.
[02:34:48]  If you want to send me that, that sounds awesome.
[02:34:51]  And Octavia Sales Rep for 10 says, Pizza time.
[02:34:54]  And you know what?
[02:34:55]  That's the last thing of the stream.
[02:34:58]  Okay.

=== Car Lights Shut Off Mystery (03:38) ===

[02:34:59]  I do not have an outro song picked out to my amazing detriment.
[02:35:05]  Oh, loud.
[02:35:08]  Let's see.
[02:35:08]  Let's see what I got on title that I've been listening to.
[02:35:11]  Tracks.
[02:35:13]  What's this?
[02:35:15]  Sawed off a shotgun.
[02:35:17]  You know what?
[02:35:17]  That sounds good.
[02:35:18]  We're listening to that.
[02:35:20]  See you guys next Friday.
[02:35:21]  Take it easy.
[02:35:22]  Have a great week.
[02:35:22]  Bye-bye.
[02:35:44]  Everybody's acting like they're all alright.
[02:35:47]  I can barely get myself to sleep at night.
[02:35:50]  I'm sick of it.
[02:35:52]  Yeah, I'm sick of it.
[02:35:56]  Yeah, they said the tax man.
[02:35:59]  I lost my drive in.
[02:36:01]  You got hooded out, I'm decoding.
[02:36:04]  They shut the lights off, they took the car and I bought a thought.
[02:36:08]  I'm shotgun, yeah.
[02:36:10]  They said the taxman, I lost my drive and you got hooked out.
[02:36:15]  I decoded, they shut the lights off, they took the car and I bought a thought, I'm shotgun.
[02:36:23]  Better be crazy than to take these fills.
[02:36:25]  I'm sick of being okay against my will.
[02:36:29]  I'm losing it.
[02:36:32]  I'm losing it.
[02:36:35]  Ain't no thing in this world that I'm gonna miss.
[02:36:38]  It's all fixed miles in leather jackets.
[02:36:42]  We're full of it.
[02:36:44]  Yeah, we're full of shit.
[02:36:49]  I don't know who that's right.
[02:36:55]  Yeah, they said the tax man, I lost my diamond.
[02:36:59]  You got hooked out, I see.
[02:37:02]  They shut the lights off, they took the car and I'm out of thought, I'm shotgun.
[02:37:08]  Yeah, they said the tax man, I lost my diamond.
[02:37:12]  You got hooked out, I'd be cold and they shut the lights off, they took the car and I'm out of side, I'm so I'm losing out.
[02:37:44]  I thought I saw that I'm so.
[02:37:48]  I don't know who to trust.
[02:37:54]  They need people like us.
[02:38:00]  Yeah, they said the text man, I lost my job and you got hooked off.
[02:38:07]  They shut the lights off, they took the car in.
[02:38:10]  I thought I saw it out soccer.
[02:38:13]  Yeah, they said the text man, I lost my job and you got who thought I'd see code in.
[02:38:20]  They shut the lights off, they took the car in.
[02:38:23]  I thought I saw it out, shotgun.
[02:38:26]  Yeah, they said the text man, I lost my job in.
[02:38:30]  You got who thought I'd see code in.
[02:38:33]  They shut the lights off, they took the car in.
[02:38:37]  I'm what a sign