Mad at the Internet - Old Timeslots Die Hard
Aired: 2025-02-05
Duration: 02:39:27


=== Carnivore Diet Chaos (05:13) ===

[00:01:29]  Hello, I am in fact still alive, despite the wishes of many tens of thousands of people.
[00:01:40]  I will neither confirm or deny any rumors.
[00:01:42]  I think it's better for everybody.
[00:01:44]  I think it's better for the ecosystem, for gossip as a whole, to get to not know, to have no answers as to why I've been gone.
[00:01:54]  I am back, and apparently my exposure to radioactive sludge has given me the uncanny ability to produce bangers on Zitter, which I will not read even now, even as I bring it up, because I know every time I open Zitter and read my own messages, there's a not insignificant contingent of people who listen to this who roll their eyes and start looking for ways to kill themselves like in the happening.
[00:02:19]  So I'll spare you all an untimely demise and just keep it to myself.
[00:02:24]  Humble brag a little bit just because keep it to myself.
[00:02:29]  Eye rolling is your cardia.
[00:02:31]  Okay, that's great.
[00:02:32]  I will say this though.
[00:02:34]  I have been sick as a fucking dog since I returned to the United States.
[00:02:38]  And I think it's entirely because of, I think I have, I'm still sick from when I landed in DC and I got like rolled up in the poo flu.
[00:02:48]  And I've just had it like as a residual sickness for like two fucking months now.
[00:02:54]  I have literally, I never seen an Indian person until I got back to the U.S.
[00:02:58]  And now it's just like I see them everywhere.
[00:03:00]  There's like 10 million of them at the airport.
[00:03:03]  And they have like this, they're like medieval plague bearers.
[00:03:07]  But instead of like trying to heal people, they just bring miasma and death along with them.
[00:03:15]  It's terrible.
[00:03:17]  Eat ginger root.
[00:03:18]  I have been.
[00:03:19]  I started taking these little ginger shots in Europe.
[00:03:24]  And you can find them in the U.S. even as like an herbal remedy thing.
[00:03:28]  Those usually do really well.
[00:03:30]  I've been taking like vitamin C supplements and I've even been taking this like insanity thing.
[00:03:37]  It's like it's like some weird supplement, but they say that it works really well at preventing illness or reducing the severity of illnesses.
[00:03:44]  And I don't know, man.
[00:03:45]  Nothing's working.
[00:03:46]  Maybe I'd be much sicker if I wasn't taking these things, but it's definitely not clearing everything up.
[00:03:52]  So I'm just sick.
[00:03:56]  Anyways, let's begin the stream chat.
[00:03:59]  I will neither now for no reason whatsoever.
[00:04:05]  I will read this article, something a little bit lighthearted from Tampa Bay, Florida.
[00:04:10]  Florida man eats six to nine pounds of butter and cheese a day, develops cholesterol hands while on carnivore diet.
[00:04:17]  It says here that this guy was just eating so much cholesterol, dietary cholesterol, which is not necessarily the same thing as blood cholesterol, ate so much cholesterol that it actually began to deposit in his hands.
[00:04:33]  So this is like the body trying to find places to put this cholesterol, which has like this beige yellowish color.
[00:04:39]  And so it's just kind of stuffing it all over the place.
[00:04:42]  He says he's been feeling great.
[00:04:44]  He says that the carnivore diet has really worked wonders on his mental acuity and energy levels.
[00:04:50]  Unfortunately, the dietary cholesterol has now encrusted all the veins in his body, visibly so, which I'm not sure if that actually has a negative health impact, but more tests are needed, I guess.
[00:05:06]  Dude, so many people told me, like, and I honestly, I don't ever want to mention anything diet related because people start having like a mental breakdown if I mention anything adjacent.
[00:05:16]  So many people said, bro, you got to start the carnivore diet.
[00:05:19]  And the carnivore diet is like literally eating nothing but steak.
[00:05:23]  And my question to you, people who support encrusting your veins and yellow substance, how do you shit?
[00:05:31]  Do you like take a pill for that?
[00:05:33]  Do you take like a stool softener?
[00:05:36]  How do you shit without eating any fiber?
[00:05:39]  I'm genuinely curious.
[00:05:40]  Does it just like come out like a soft serve?
[00:05:43]  Or what the fuck are you doing?
[00:05:45]  How do you shit people who just eat nothing but steak?
[00:05:49]  It's really quite a medical marvel.
[00:05:52]  It just really shows how robust our bodies are at handling these things.
[00:05:58]  A fiber supplement.
[00:05:59]  Nigga, why not just eat a fucking broccoli?
[00:06:03]  A fiber supplement?
[00:06:05]  Why not just eat a vegetable then?
[00:06:07]  I don't understand.
[00:06:08]  You're going to eat nothing but steak, so it's a carnivore diet, but then you're going to take a third-party supplement with fiber in it.
[00:06:14]  Just eat a fucking, just eat fiber, nigga.
[00:06:18]  Why are you doing that?
[00:06:19]  You know, if you eat certain vegetables, the time it takes to digest them is like as much calories as what's inside of them.
[00:06:27]  Like broccoli is one of them, I'm pretty sure.
[00:06:29]  Just eat a fucking broccoli, nigga.
[00:06:31]  Damn.
[00:06:34]  Anyways.
[00:06:35]  Next.
[00:06:38]  This is something that has been sent to me about 8 trillion times in the last couple of days.

=== Musk Visa Card Hopes (03:50) ===

[00:06:42]  I have been made aware of it, and I figured I'd mention it now.
[00:06:45]  Tomorrow at 10 a.m. in the Dirksen Senate office building, S38, a public hearing, which the public in the DC area may attend at will.
[00:06:55]  And I may get a spy, a Kiwi Farm spy, to go to the hearing in person.
[00:07:00]  But unfortunately, I will not be able to.
[00:07:03]  I seriously considered it.
[00:07:05]  I've been driving all over the place.
[00:07:06]  I was thinking, like, do I really want to make the fucking drive to DC to attend this in person?
[00:07:12]  And I decided against it because I really didn't want to drop like $1,000 on a suit.
[00:07:16]  I didn't want to show up in like a cheap, like, Ross suit.
[00:07:20]  So I'm like, eh, maybe later.
[00:07:23]  But the Senate is investigating under Senator Tim Scott, who's from South Carolina, a blaze-based black senator has decided that he will investigate debanking.
[00:07:39]  So I'm mildly optimistic about it.
[00:07:43]  One of the guys sends out to me is the CEO and co-founder of Old Glory Bank.
[00:07:47]  Don't know, Old Glory Bank is the only bank they could find that allows QE Farms to maintain a bank account with them.
[00:07:54]  Our only check-in account is with Old Glory Bank.
[00:07:57]  They seem really nice.
[00:07:58]  I've been on the phone with them a lot.
[00:08:00]  They're super helpful.
[00:08:01]  They also managed our crowdfund for the Rakada Body Cam stuff, which I am still, I have not let that go.
[00:08:07]  Trust me, I will pursue every possible avenue.
[00:08:10]  And then, so we'll see.
[00:08:13]  The issue is that when we talk about debanking, we're not talking necessarily about literal bank accounts.
[00:08:21]  The number one issue that we have is the removal of payment processors, which are Visa MasterCard Discover Amex, and their intermediary gateways or processors like Stripe Square.
[00:08:35]  And then you can also consider PayPal to be one of these, like a payment processor.
[00:08:39]  These are the companies that are really harming people, stifling creativity, arbitrarily punishing people, and doing it all under a masquerade that nobody can pierce.
[00:08:49]  They claim that it's for federal regulatory reasons.
[00:08:53]  However, it's not particularly obvious.
[00:08:56]  I mean, it's obvious to me, but from like an oversight perspective, are they actually trying to adhere to federal law by banning all these people or are they just banning people and then saying, oh, it's an anti-money laundering thing?
[00:09:08]  It's not really obvious.
[00:09:10]  And so if they'll get to it, I don't know.
[00:09:13]  I'm a little bit disappointed.
[00:09:15]  All the commotion that's been happening in government.
[00:09:17]  And they're more concerned about USAID, which is like $80 billion.
[00:09:21]  It's not even that big of a part of our budget.
[00:09:25]  I think the bigger thing is just how much money is flowing into democratic anti-American institutions.
[00:09:33]  But as far as like targeting payment processors, I mean, while Elon Musk is raiding USAID, you know, his company is setting up X money and he's already got like an agreement with VisaCard, who's being sued for monopoly practices.
[00:09:50]  And it's like, I really don't want VisaCard to exist.
[00:09:53]  I don't want Elon Musk to make arrangements with Visacard.
[00:09:56]  I want Elon Musk to decapitate every board member of Visa Company.
[00:10:00]  I want every single person in the risk management department of VisaCard to be put in Guantanamo Bay with all the illegal immigrants.
[00:10:08]  I don't want them to have any role in the new government.
[00:10:11]  I don't want them to have any role in my life.
[00:10:13]  I want nobody to remember what VisaCard is in 10 years from now.
[00:10:17]  I want Visa card logos to be like cute knickknacks of Americana.
[00:10:22]  Like when you see when you go down the road and you're in like a super rural area and the gas station has like a standard oil gas pump from like the 1950s or whatever.

=== Copyright Office AI Rules (03:43) ===

[00:10:33]  And you're like, oh shit, that's cute.
[00:10:35]  That's like vintage Americana right there.
[00:10:37]  I want it so that when you walk up to a cashier and they still have like the MasterCard Visa card logo on the cashier tail, you're like, oh, that's cute.
[00:10:44]  They've had this cashier since all the way back, since 2025, before we marched all the card companies into a mass grave.
[00:10:52]  That's really cute.
[00:10:53]  That's adorable.
[00:10:55]  That's what I want.
[00:10:56]  I don't want partnerships.
[00:10:57]  I don't want strategic alliances.
[00:11:02]  Next.
[00:11:04]  The United States Copyright Office.
[00:11:06]  This is an excellent, excellent logo, by the way, from the United States Copyright Office.
[00:11:11]  A perfect blend of modern logo and old school engraving art.
[00:11:15]  I really appreciate this.
[00:11:17]  Anyways, they released a little outliner about what the copyright office believes in regards to AI art.
[00:11:27]  I read through this.
[00:11:28]  I will summarize it briefly.
[00:11:31]  They do not consider AI-generated art to be capable of holding a copyright.
[00:11:37]  So there was famously a case where a photographer who was trying to help with international animal conservation efforts spent months and months with a troop of monkeys in Southeast Asia.
[00:11:57]  And he developed a repertoire with them and taught them how to take pictures with a camera.
[00:12:04]  And one of the monkeys ended up taking a picture of himself while his mouth was open, and it looked like a smile.
[00:12:11]  Monkeys do not smile in the same way that human beings do, but he looked like he was smiling.
[00:12:16]  And so this guy, having spent thousands of dollars of his own funds, months of time with the monkeys and tons and tons of effort, published some teaser images of his photos and tried to recoup the expenses that he had lost taking these photos for the benefit of the monkeys.
[00:12:34]  Wikimedia, the company or the nonprofit that controls Wikipedia, decided that this person does not own the copyright because it was taken by a monkey and not by the person, even though the person did basically everything except taking the picture of the monkey, besides pressing the actual shutter button on the camera.
[00:12:55]  Wikipedia said, go fuck yourself, made the full scale images publicly available, said they were publicly domained because they were taken by an animal.
[00:13:03]  It went to trial and there were three parties to this.
[00:13:06]  Wikimedia saying that there was no copyright on the image.
[00:13:10]  The guy who took the image saying that the image was his image.
[00:13:13]  And PETA, who got involved to say that the copyright actually belonged to the monkey and the monkey was owed royalties and not to be exploited by this evil photographer or evil Wikipedia.
[00:13:24]  The Supreme Court, and did go all the way up to the Supreme Court, ruled that animals are incapable of owning copyright and therefore it was a public domain image.
[00:13:34]  And many years later, following the case law that exists, the U.S. Copyright Office has declared that an AI is incapable of generating copyright.
[00:13:44]  And what's interesting about this is that it seems to imply that the person prompting the image also does not own the image.
[00:13:51]  And the company that developed the AI or made the AI available through their web interface also does not own the image.
[00:13:57]  Any image generated by AI is therefore a public domain image.
[00:14:03]  And if you are prompting, you have to go through several layers of iteration and refinement to create enough human work to actually make that image yours.
[00:14:12]  Probably a very fair finding from the copyright office.

=== Coinbase Asset Confusion (03:30) ===

[00:14:17]  That is my opinion.
[00:14:18]  I just, I know AI is the hot topic right now, so I figured I'd talk about it.
[00:14:23]  Next, this is a federal executive order signed by the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
[00:14:31]  And it says explicitly that the United States federal government is to protect and promote fair open access to banking services for all law-abiding citizens and private sector entities alike.
[00:14:45]  Now, this seems to be like a kill shot.
[00:14:48]  It's saying that banking and fair access to banking services for law-abiding individual citizens, even in the private sector, that's basically what I've been asking for, right?
[00:14:59]  That's what I want.
[00:15:01]  The issue is that this seems to pertain mostly to digital assets.
[00:15:06]  So it's not really for credit cards, which is like people can already send me cryptocurrency.
[00:15:12]  You know what I mean?
[00:15:13]  So it's not really the same.
[00:15:15]  I went online and I started bitching at Coinbase on Twitter.
[00:15:19]  Coinbase is actually a direct affiliate with X.
[00:15:22]  So they did reach out to me and I've been yelling at them.
[00:15:27]  Like they're really conciliatory to me and like, hey, you know, we're trying to help you.
[00:15:31]  They're saying they want to give me whatever assets are in my Coinbase account.
[00:15:35]  I have no idea if I have any assets in that Coinbase.
[00:15:38]  I thought I emptied it all out.
[00:15:40]  And they might even not know that I have nothing in it.
[00:15:42]  So I don't know what they're trying to find.
[00:15:45]  If I end up having like 10 Bitcoin in this from back when they were $100 each and I was selling them to pay rent in Manila, Philippines, that would be quite pleasant.
[00:15:55]  I don't know if that's actually on the horizon for me.
[00:15:57]  We'll see.
[00:15:59]  I have a feeling at the end of this, they're going to tell me that there's nothing left in Coinbase.
[00:16:03]  Anyways, which was not my point.
[00:16:06]  My point was that they have to give me my account back.
[00:16:12]  And not only that, they have to give people the ability to donate to me.
[00:16:17]  Because if you don't know, Coinbase actively blocks any donations that they send to the Kiwi farms.
[00:16:22]  I've heard multiple times over years that people trying to send money to the Kiwi farms either had their transaction declined without an error message or they just had their account permanently banned like immediately.
[00:16:34]  So that was my thing.
[00:16:36]  I was just, I was trying to bother them just to just because, like, why not?
[00:16:41]  I don't like any of these companies.
[00:16:42]  I'll bother all of them.
[00:16:44]  So I want my account restored and I want it so that people can donate from Coinbase to the Kiwi farms directly without having to send money to themselves first, which is unnecessary.
[00:16:54]  So we'll see how that goes.
[00:16:56]  I had to do the, what I call the goi shake, the goy dance.
[00:16:59]  It's when you stand up with your camera in one hand and your ID in one hand tucked in between your fingers with a piece of paper that says for Coinbase.
[00:17:08]  And you have to like shuck and jive for them in front of the camera to show that you're a good boy and you're going to give them what they want for security reasons, not to humiliate you.
[00:17:18]  It's strictly for anti-money laundering for purposes.
[00:17:22]  So I had to do the little goy shuffle to give them some clarity that no, really, it's for real me.
[00:17:32]  There's that.
[00:17:34]  More proof that Donald Trump is working hard.
[00:17:38]  There was a very popular fan mod called Fallout in Nuevo, Mexico, which apparently has been worked on for several years at this point.

=== ICE Nurse Recruitment (02:05) ===

[00:17:47]  And they recently announced, the main developer did, that Nuevo Mexico Co. was not coming out.
[00:17:55]  And it turns out that the reason why is that the developer is an illegal alien and he is in the custody of the La Migra and he is being deportatoed to Mexico.
[00:18:10]  So real tangible benefits here of ICE.
[00:18:14]  I've been told by multiple people now that ICE is literally going to businesses and like interviewing employees to ask if they're like if they know of any illegal aliens at their office.
[00:18:28]  So they're really trying their best, man.
[00:18:30]  We need more.
[00:18:31]  I've made this joke before, but I don't consider if you work for ICE, you don't have to worry about me hating you.
[00:18:41]  If you've ever not joined the federal government position because you didn't want me personally to hate you, don't worry.
[00:18:50]  I'm going to show you guys actually.
[00:18:52]  There's one position that ICE seems really desperate for.
[00:18:55]  So if you're looking for a job and you want to join ICE, right now the job they have is nurses.
[00:19:02]  Nurses.
[00:19:03]  They desperately need nurses and like different medical staff, health providers, pediatricians, clinical nurse managers, which I guess is different from a clinical nurse.
[00:19:19]  Health operations unit.
[00:19:22]  They got all these La Migras and the Gitmos and the detention centers, and they don't have enough nurses because they're all getting banged up and like stabbing each other or something.
[00:19:32]  If you are a nurse and you want to support our men and women in the customs, you can go ahead and join.
[00:19:41]  It's usajobs.gov.
[00:19:43]  You want to limit by agency.
[00:19:45]  You go over to here, and then you go to department and agency, switch over to agency in that department, click I, and deselect everything first.

=== Sentenced Health Operations (03:51) ===

[00:19:53]  I think there's like a button at the top, and then go to I, and then you want to say immigration and customs enforcement.
[00:19:59]  Indian health services.
[00:20:00]  Oh, feather Indians, not dot Indians.
[00:20:02]  I was about to get pissed off.
[00:20:03]  Why the fuck do we have one of those?
[00:20:05]  Why do we need like an Indian health?
[00:20:07]  That's right.
[00:20:08]  We got really confused trying to find the spices.
[00:20:11]  And we found these other red boys.
[00:20:12]  And we're like, yeah, basically the same.
[00:20:17]  Okay, next.
[00:20:19]  More good news from the federal government.
[00:20:22]  We have two guys.
[00:20:26]  that was this one it's just the where's the other guy at There's a picture with the two of them.
[00:20:32]  It was a man and a woman.
[00:20:34]  but they've been arrested.
[00:20:35]  I posted this on the, like, can we, they literally edited this post, not have the picture of the woman.
[00:20:41]  Um, Two people, one from Virginia, one from Alabama, were arrested and they have pled guilty for a very rare charge that I don't think many people even know exists unless you listen to this podcast.
[00:20:56]  In the early 2000s, there was a shock video, and I won't describe it because it's quite gruesome.
[00:21:04]  I think if you have a, you're an animal lover, even hearing a description of it would be enough to make you upset.
[00:21:10]  So I won't describe it, but there was a viral video that was making grounds.
[00:21:15]  I think even on MySpace.
[00:21:16]  I remember seeing it on 4chan's B a lot when I was very young and involved a kitten and it was quite awful.
[00:21:24]  And I think someone in Congress saw it.
[00:21:27]  So they literally outlined or outlawed productions of these images and videos in the same way that like child pornography is illegal.
[00:21:37]  Like it's it's a really it's an actual like if you have this media, you're committing a crime.
[00:21:43]  So they don't often apply this crime because there's less resources or inclination to pursue it.
[00:21:52]  And quite, I mean, honestly, animal torture stuff is a lot rarer, I think, than even pedophilia.
[00:21:58]  So they got hit with charges to produce, to conspire to produce.
[00:22:03]  And I think that's because they're paying people like in Malaysia or Indonesia to do this to monkeys.
[00:22:11]  But it is a federal crime.
[00:22:12]  It's a serious crime.
[00:22:13]  And they both plot out, I think, to oh, they've only pled, they've not been sentenced yet.
[00:22:19]  So we don't know what their sentence will be.
[00:22:22]  But I think that maybe, let me double check just before I say that sentence.
[00:22:29]  They will be sentenced.
[00:22:31]  Oh, three years and six months.
[00:22:34]  And his co-conspiracy faces up to five years in prison.
[00:22:38]  So the sentences aren't like for life, like you would hope, because this kind of shit is obviously disordered in a way that is horrific, but better than nothing, I guess.
[00:22:51]  Meanwhile, in the UK, a UK woman was charged with harassment after cyber farting.
[00:22:59]  From my understanding, a deranged lunatic angloid woman after a breakup in December started sending herself or sending her ex-boyfriend videos of her farting every day, all the time.
[00:23:14]  I guess anytime she felt like she had to fart, she would whip out the old iPhone, take a video of it real quick, and send it off to the ex just to let her know or let him know that she was thinking of them.
[00:23:25]  Unfortunately, as it turns out, she did not have a license for those farts.
[00:23:31]  And so she was arrested and charged with harassment over the first ever cyber farting case.
[00:23:40]  Good to know that England is still in tip-top shape.

=== Warsaw Germany Vote (08:03) ===

[00:23:44]  And also elsewhere on the continent, Germany had a little bit of a kerfuffle.
[00:23:51]  This is a recent article.
[00:23:52]  In case you haven't heard, what I'm doing for this stream is I'm just going up to Friday.
[00:23:57]  So the next stream I can do a regular stream again.
[00:24:00]  So anything after Friday, I'm not talking about intentionally.
[00:24:04]  So if you don't know, in Germany, unfortunately, the Nazi party is taking power again democratically, just as it did in the first, the first round.
[00:24:15]  Alternative for Deutschland is a center-right group that basically just wants fewer migrants.
[00:24:21]  And because Germany is now literally half migrant and the under-18 demographic in Germany is like mostly migrant background, I think Frankfurt in particular, Frankfurt am Main, is 75% migrant background for the under-18 demographic.
[00:24:40]  So only just now, a decent amount of Germans have realized that this is a fucking problem and that their lifestyle is completely ruined because of all the migrants.
[00:24:49]  And so all parties are losing members except for the AFD, which is a problem because the AFD is pure evil.
[00:24:58]  And you know that the AFD is pure evil because Derbild said so.
[00:25:03]  They would never lie to you.
[00:25:05]  So the CDU, which is technically the conservative party in Germany, the Christian Democratic Union, I think is what it stands for.
[00:25:17]  There's actually two of them.
[00:25:18]  I think Bavaria has its own CDU that's not a part of the main CDU.
[00:25:22]  But if you vote for the CDU and Bavaria, you vote for that party and they call it the Union or something like that.
[00:25:27]  It's a bit strange.
[00:25:29]  It would be like if Florida's Democratic Party was just called La Democracia or something.
[00:25:35]  So if you wanted to vote for the Democratic Party in Florida, you have to vote for La Democracia.
[00:25:40]  Anyways, irrelevant.
[00:25:42]  CDU wanted to pass a migrant bill and every other party in Germany is left or far left.
[00:25:48]  So they can't do it by themselves, even though they're the largest party in the Bundestag.
[00:25:56]  So they had to do the unthinkable.
[00:25:58]  They voted alongside AFD.
[00:26:01]  It is a rule in Germany that is a rule enforced by the media that you cannot ever vote alongside the AFD.
[00:26:12]  If you vote, it's like literally as far as the media is concerned, it's like voting with Hitler.
[00:26:17]  If AFD says they support the migrant bill and you vote with them, that's a big deal.
[00:26:20]  And it has literally never happened before.
[00:26:24]  So when the CDU voted with AFD to pass a migrant bill, it was the talk of the town.
[00:26:29]  It's one of those things that makes waves even outside of European news because they just did it.
[00:26:36]  They did the bad thing.
[00:26:37]  They voted with Hitler.
[00:26:39]  So the bill still lost.
[00:26:43]  So even with, I want to say this has a graph.
[00:26:45]  Here we go.
[00:26:46]  So there's the CDU union, then you have AFD.
[00:26:49]  So the CDU is, they lost two points because they voted with AFD, but them together did not have the requisite 50% to pass because every other party, which adds up to a little bit over 50%, voted against.
[00:27:04]  So they did the unthinkable and they still did not manage to pass the bill.
[00:27:08]  And as a result, Germany will continue to become fucking Turkish and Syrian and Morocco and they will never ever leave.
[00:27:15]  You know, I was thinking, I watched a documentary today.
[00:27:18]  I'm subscribed to this channel on YouTube I've mentioned before called the GDF, which is a it's a poking fun at the IDF, which is the Israeli Defense Force.
[00:27:31]  There's also another one called the Internet, the Israeli Internet Defense Force or something.
[00:27:35]  So he's just kind of making fun of that.
[00:27:36]  And he's very pro-Palestine.
[00:27:38]  He kind of sounds like a lispy, gay Arab boy that likes talks, but he's very good at making these documentaries that are about Israel and Palestine.
[00:27:48]  I just, whenever I talk about them, I make sure to say, don't ever give him money.
[00:27:52]  He is super, super gay, super, super woke.
[00:27:55]  He fucking hates you.
[00:27:56]  He would let everybody you've ever known be raped and put to the sword in the name of Allah, the most merciful, the most magnanimous.
[00:28:03]  Don't give him money.
[00:28:04]  He's not your friend.
[00:28:05]  But he does make some good documentaries, so I watch him.
[00:28:10]  His video today was not about Palestine directly.
[00:28:17]  It was specifically about World War II occupation of Walsau and how the Germans effectively erased Warsaw from the map during World War II.
[00:28:33]  After the Warsaw uprising, they went block by block and massacred every Polish person.
[00:28:41]  Heinrich Himmler gave personal orders to leave no stone standing in Warsaw.
[00:28:48]  And the destruction of Warsaw was complete and total to the point where when diplomats visited, they were shocked at the state of the city.
[00:28:56]  It was gone.
[00:28:58]  So that's the level of destruction which exists.
[00:29:02]  And when you think of, he was obviously trying to draw a comparison to Gaza and call the Israelis Nazis because they're going block by block and destroying every single building in Palestine.
[00:29:15]  But you know what the real, what I took away from this, this amazing documentary about Warsaw was that they literally leveled with German military precision.
[00:29:25]  They leveled Warsaw to the fucking ground.
[00:29:29]  And now Warsaw is one of the most vibrant, amazing cities in Europe.
[00:29:33]  They went through and they found old pictures of Warsaw, paintings and photos, and they rebuilt entire streets and suburbs and blocks and districts in Warsaw based off these paintings to look exactly like they did before.
[00:29:48]  So you can take Poland, you can raise it to the fucking amazing documentary about Warsaw.
[00:29:54]  Hold up one second.
[00:29:55]  Oh, it's Twitter.
[00:29:56]  Twitter loves to play videos without audio on.
[00:29:59]  Anyways, they leveled it.
[00:30:00]  And 100 years later, almost 80 years later, it's one of the most productive cities in Europe.
[00:30:07]  And the real lesson there is that you can level a city to the fucking ground, but with enough white people, you can rebuild it.
[00:30:14]  And then you look at Detroit.
[00:30:17]  If you don't know this, after World War II, we moved a bunch of manufacturing to Detroit because it was inland.
[00:30:25]  If the Germans had created a jet bomber during World War II, they would be able to bombard certain areas on the East Coast.
[00:30:32]  They would not have been able to bombard Detroit, not without taking Bermuda or something.
[00:30:38]  Or what's the other one?
[00:30:39]  Yeah, it is Bermuda.
[00:30:40]  Anyways, they would not have been able to bomb Detroit.
[00:30:43]  That's why we built it up.
[00:30:44]  At the end of World War II, because Europe was flattened, basically, Detroit by itself, I think, had more factory output and productivity than all of Europe combined.
[00:30:59]  All of Russia, all of Germany, all of Poland, all of the UK, completely outproduced by Detroit.
[00:31:07]  Then you take Detroit and you add Ingredient X.
[00:31:12]  And in 2025, it's one of the worst cities in the entire country.
[00:31:16]  Meanwhile, at the exact same time, Warsaw was literally flat.
[00:31:22]  Nothing but literal charred human remains, hundreds of thousands of dead people burned to ashes, and the stones of the roads.
[00:31:35]  And you compare the two cities and how they progressed in 80 years, and you can see what the magic ingredient is.
[00:31:41]  Sorry, that's just a little canned diatribe that I had today.

=== Tranny Emily Thanks (11:03) ===

[00:31:48]  Let's get back to the real star of the show.
[00:31:50]  The trannies, the retards, chat.
[00:31:53]  None of this politics.
[00:31:55]  Screw your politics, chat.
[00:31:58]  I have good news.
[00:31:59]  I prematurely announced the death of Kid Bandit, the best tranny superstar of the UK wrestler.
[00:32:06]  He's back, baby.
[00:32:07]  He's back.
[00:32:08]  He released a promo, I think.
[00:32:10]  Let's see what this is.
[00:32:38]  That's it.
[00:32:39]  He used copyrighted music.
[00:32:42]  He just did like an adult swim title card, and then he doesn't even show his face.
[00:32:47]  What the fuck is this, kid bandit?
[00:32:50]  How am I?
[00:32:50]  I tried to sell you to my fans, bro.
[00:32:53]  I tried to sell you to people so they come out and watch you rass or wrestle.
[00:32:57]  And you didn't even show your fucking face in your video.
[00:33:01]  What the fuck?
[00:33:03]  What a waste, man.
[00:33:04]  Maybe he should have stayed gone.
[00:33:06]  That's your big comeback after deleting all your social media.
[00:33:09]  Tragic.
[00:33:12]  Meanwhile, Liz Fong Jones is suffering.
[00:33:15]  He says, Today, I learned that I...
[00:33:18]  Wait, wait, hold up.
[00:33:19]  I got to do this right.
[00:33:21]  Liz Fong Jones, Vincent Jin, Flow Chemical, Cusk, Cuckoo Tranny, Attorney Law Form, transcribing all my YouTube videos and podcast episodes through Adobe Premiere and having to clip this to see if it's worth bringing up in a court case.
[00:33:40]  Okay, this is what Liz Fung Jones said.
[00:33:43]  Today I learned that I, as a trans person who's been out for 20, 20 plus years, am regarded.
[00:33:50]  Well, I don't know, Liz Fong Jones.
[00:33:54]  That's a bit rough.
[00:33:55]  I don't know if I'd call you a retard.
[00:33:58]  I don't know if I call you a tranny retard, but if the shoe done did fit, then I guess you gotta wear it.
[00:34:09]  Oh, sorry, it continues.
[00:34:10]  Am regarded by the government of the country of my birth as dishonorable, untruthful, undisciplined, selfish, and false on the basis of my gender identity.
[00:34:21]  And I'm no longer fit to be issued with identity documents.
[00:34:24]  There's a word for this somewhere in history for people categorized as unfit for the privileges and obligations of citizenship.
[00:34:33]  Oh, right.
[00:34:34]  It's untamensch.
[00:34:36]  Quote, subhuman.
[00:34:38]  Oh, thanks.
[00:34:39]  Thanks, Elizabeth.
[00:34:40]  I didn't know what Untamensch meant until you graciously transcribed it.
[00:34:46]  Making sure everyone knows this Donald Bump man, he's basically Hitler.
[00:34:53]  Know who else said that certain people can't be citizens?
[00:34:56]  Actually, it's even dumber than that.
[00:34:59]  I wish we were fucking taking away citizenship from all the trannies that have like tri-nationalists.
[00:35:07]  He's like Chin, he's Chinese, Canadian, Australian, and American, I guess.
[00:35:11]  I didn't even know he was a birthright American.
[00:35:14]  So that's how, but oh no, one of them is going to put an M on my passport.
[00:35:19]  Oh, just like Hitler.
[00:35:22]  Oh, the undemin you best unde mench.
[00:35:28]  So sad.
[00:35:30]  Anyways, you suck.
[00:35:31]  We all hate you.
[00:35:32]  Next, Linus Media Group.
[00:35:35]  So this guy's name is Tony.
[00:35:38]  He put out a video.
[00:35:40]  He tuned out randomly.
[00:35:41]  And of course, Linus, who's the biggest faggot to ever fucking live, came out and be like, oh my God, trans queen.
[00:35:47]  Yes, slay.
[00:35:49]  Slay.
[00:35:50]  But exactly like with Mr. Beast, Mr. Beast came out and said, what the heck?
[00:35:54]  Chris isn't my hecking nightmare.
[00:35:55]  He's my hecking friend.
[00:35:57]  It's like that.
[00:35:58]  Linus came out and says, well, we're not going to heck and get rid of Tony.
[00:36:01]  I mean, Samantha, whatever the fuck his name is.
[00:36:05]  We're not going to get rid of Tony.
[00:36:06]  He's my hecking worker.
[00:36:07]  He's my hecking employee.
[00:36:08]  We're going to stand by him no matter what.
[00:36:11]  And now he's left.
[00:36:12]  I've watched this entire 30 fucking minute long video, 20 minutes.
[00:36:16]  To get an answer to the question, why did Tony leave fucking Linus Tech Tips?
[00:36:24]  You know what the answer is, chat?
[00:36:26]  There is none.
[00:36:27]  There is no answer.
[00:36:29]  In fact, I'll pull this up because it's a little bit pathetic.
[00:36:32]  Oh, let's see that sit down.
[00:36:34]  That's how you know it's serious.
[00:36:35]  You have to sit down.
[00:36:36]  I'm a, wait, I need a little one shot.
[00:36:39]  Boom.
[00:36:40]  I'm a serious boy making serious videos about serious tech.
[00:36:46]  And I'm seriously a woman.
[00:36:49]  As you can see, chat, my gamer chair is pink, the color of femininity.
[00:36:55]  And yet you can see I am sitting in the pink chair, the feminine chair.
[00:36:59]  And so you can know that I am indeed a female, Chad.
[00:37:03]  So he went through this video.
[00:37:05]  Summing up.
[00:37:07]  He wants to keep making videos.
[00:37:09]  He's going to try making his own things.
[00:37:11]  He's super, super happy that people watch his videos.
[00:37:16]  Sorry, his name is Emily.
[00:37:18]  Emily.
[00:37:19]  So he's saying, like, thanks for sticking around.
[00:37:22]  I hope you guys like the videos I'm going to make that are free for him.
[00:37:26]  And the only hint that he has towards why he left is this.
[00:37:34]  It's basically nothing.
[00:37:36]  There's a part in there.
[00:37:37]  To sum it up, he says that his hours got cut.
[00:37:41]  He was less on screen.
[00:37:43]  And he basically kind of hints that Linus was not firing him.
[00:37:48]  nor did he tell him to get the fuck out, but he was being, what's the thing that the Japanese do where they don't fire you?
[00:37:55]  So they put you in a closet to stare at a wall for seven hours at a time.
[00:38:00]  There's a, it's like soft quitting or something.
[00:38:06]  Like shunning?
[00:38:08]  No, no, no, no.
[00:38:09]  There's a specific word for when someone's not fired.
[00:38:12]  They just because they suicide?
[00:38:19]  No, there's definitely, there's a fucking word for it.
[00:38:21]  You guys suck so much.
[00:38:22]  Quiet quitting, something like that.
[00:38:24]  Where they don't really quit and they don't really get fired, but something happens where they get like phased out.
[00:38:31]  And so they eventually, because in Japan, for whatever reason, you can't fire somebody, but you can like make them suicidal by removing any value to their job.
[00:38:41]  And that effectively, I think that's what Linus did to Emily.
[00:38:44]  And to the point where he was like, well, fuck it.
[00:38:46]  You know, I'm not doing anything here.
[00:38:48]  And they probably negotiated a thing or it's like, okay, you can quit.
[00:38:52]  We'll give you a nice severance, but you cannot under any circumstance say anything bad about Linus Tech Tips.
[00:38:58]  And then down here, we got a pinned message from, oh, it wasn't pinned.
[00:39:03]  I thought they got rid of it.
[00:39:04]  From Linus Tech Tips.
[00:39:05]  I was here at 70k subscribers, which is a nice number, but I'm sure it will only get nicer from Linus Sebastian's favorited by Emily Young.
[00:39:16]  He's now up to 75,000.
[00:39:19]  Wow, 5,000 people saw this video and thought, that's my boy.
[00:39:24]  I want to see what he has to say about technology.
[00:39:28]  Very cool.
[00:39:30]  Okay.
[00:39:30]  So this is a fucking nightmare.
[00:39:32]  This started with a border patrol agent, I think, being shot in Vermont.
[00:39:37]  Yeah, near the Canadian border.
[00:39:39]  He got shot.
[00:39:40]  And then some people, including Andy No, did an expose.
[00:39:47]  And let me tell you, this is not an easy thing to dive into.
[00:39:53]  I fed some sources into notebook.
[00:39:55]  I read through this to try and figure out what the fuck is going on.
[00:39:59]  So there is a pack of trunes that are involved in this.
[00:40:03]  The head guy is called Jack Lesoto.
[00:40:06]  That's him.
[00:40:07]  And he's a tranny, if you can't tell.
[00:40:10]  He is the leader of a cult, effectively, which has now been linked to several homicides across the country.
[00:40:17]  And from what I understand, Lesoto is actually on the run right now.
[00:40:23]  I don't think he's arrested.
[00:40:25]  There's like seven people in this cult who are all trans.
[00:40:29]  Let me tell you a list.
[00:40:31]  Hold up one second.
[00:40:32]  I have it wrote this down somewhere.
[00:40:34]  Jack Lesoto, aka Ziz.
[00:40:36]  He's a tranny.
[00:40:38]  Jasper Gwen Danielson.
[00:40:41]  He is also a tranny.
[00:40:43]  Amir Emma Nava Borhanian.
[00:40:46]  Also a tranny.
[00:40:47]  Alexander Som Nolens Somni Lugensia Leah Tham, also a tranny.
[00:40:55]  He was the one who attacked someone named Curtis Lind, who I think was a white guy that they beat to death.
[00:41:01]  And they're somehow related to this.
[00:41:05]  Suri Dow, who is also involved in the Curtis Lynn thing.
[00:41:09]  I think he's a tranny.
[00:41:10]  Michelle Jacqueline Jamie Zaco, also a tranny.
[00:41:15]  Felix Ophelia Baucalt.
[00:41:19]  He was killed in Vermont in the shootout with the Border Patrol guy.
[00:41:23]  Also a tranny.
[00:41:24]  Teresa Consuelo, Milo Youngblood.
[00:41:28]  Pooner.
[00:41:29]  The only Pooner.
[00:41:29]  I think there's even a picture in case you want to see what a Pooner Zizian looks like.
[00:41:36]  That's the Pooner.
[00:41:39]  Maximilian Bentley Snyder.
[00:41:44]  This is just the list of members.
[00:41:45]  Hold up.
[00:41:47]  Also linked to the Curtis Lynn murder.
[00:41:51]  Daniel Author Blank.
[00:41:53]  He murdered Michelle Zaco's parents.
[00:41:57]  Octavia Newsen and Mallory Newsen, who has since left the group.
[00:42:02]  And the list of trannies is Lesoto, who identifies as a non-transitioning trans woman.
[00:42:09]  Ophelia, who is male to female, Milo, who is female to male and uses the pronouns Zay Zim Zerz with a Z. Gwen Danielson, who is by gender.
[00:42:22]  Somulan Somne Lugensia is a multiple system, just like Liz Fong Jones, who is not only multiple snakes and multiple women, but multiple snake women.
[00:42:32]  If this person is multiple snake women, I don't know.
[00:42:35]  And then Jamie Zaco, who murdered their parents.
[00:42:38]  That's up for debate.
[00:42:40]  And then Snyder identifies as all genders.
[00:42:43]  That was the person who helped killed What's His Face's parents.
[00:42:46]  So here is the here's the rundown.

=== Crowder Altruistic Appeal (13:30) ===

[00:42:51]  They are a far left technocratic organization.
[00:42:57]  They believe some weird shit.
[00:42:59]  They're all vegan, from my understanding.
[00:43:01]  So it's sort of like an ecological leftism.
[00:43:06]  But their main fascination is with AI.
[00:43:09]  And this is where the tech cult thing comes from.
[00:43:13]  They consider themselves a rationalist movement, which is just like atheism plus plus to like the extreme supercringe.
[00:43:23]  They believe that the rational outcome of AI technology is that at some point the AI will become vengeful and will go out and try to kill and torture anybody who resisted the emergence of artificial intelligence or attempted to hinder or subvert it to humankind.
[00:43:48]  So the main guy, Ziz, says that he wants to, in his group, want to promote unrestricted artificial intelligence because these AI, which the vengeful AI, which are called basilisk, will seek gamer justice on everybody.
[00:44:07]  And Ziz not only wants to help promote the basilisk, he wants to become one himself, Rocco's basilisk.
[00:44:14]  That's it.
[00:44:15]  He wants to become a Rocco's basilisk.
[00:44:17]  And he wants to become a basilisk because he personally wants to murder and torture everybody that he doesn't like.
[00:44:26]  And the followers are those who are interested in helping him, I guess.
[00:44:32]  The other facet of this is that the other festival of their movement.
[00:44:37]  I have a note here.
[00:44:38]  Hold on.
[00:44:41]  Oh, effective altruism is one thing where they believe that there's like tiers of people.
[00:44:47]  Like you have people who are selfish.
[00:44:50]  The selfish people are the bad people.
[00:44:53]  Everybody who works in their own self-interest is bad.
[00:44:56]  Then you have some people who are altruistic by nature and are somewhat good, but they're not true altruists.
[00:45:05]  But Zizzo is a super high-tier altruist because he's selfish, but he's selfish because once he's super rich and famous and is a Rocco's basilisk and has lots of money and power, he's going to use that for good.
[00:45:23]  So in their sliding scale, people who are selfish for selfishness sakes are the worst.
[00:45:29]  People who are altruistic but are impotent are somewhat good, but the best people who are super selfish because they're actually really charitable.
[00:45:38]  And that is what Ziz is.
[00:45:40]  They call that double altruistic.
[00:45:42]  And it is like a form of Buddhist enlightenment.
[00:45:45]  Like once you hit Nirvana in Buddhism, you stop being reincarnated.
[00:45:49]  With him, it's like once you're super altruistic, then you're a double altruist.
[00:45:53]  And that's him.
[00:45:55]  Let's see.
[00:45:59]  He mentioned in an interview at some point that they're all trannies, but it's not a requirement for the group.
[00:46:06]  It's just a natural occurrence of what he seems to bring in.
[00:46:12]  He says it's not a requirement.
[00:46:17]  These are all like Silicon Valley tech workers, if I remember correctly.
[00:46:23]  Fuck, there was something else I was going to mention.
[00:46:25]  Oh, okay.
[00:46:26]  So it's in the thread, actually.
[00:46:28]  Let me pull this up.
[00:46:33]  Oh, the functional decision theory.
[00:46:36]  It's just their word for when they want to like kill people.
[00:46:42]  So obviously they're very violent.
[00:46:45]  They keep murdering people.
[00:46:46]  A part of why they're doing that is because of this theory, which is basically in the same vein that like you have bad, good, and then double good people.
[00:46:56]  When you're a double good person, you can kill people because you can find out who's really bad and you can kill them to help the good.
[00:47:05]  That's a part of being double altruistic and a rationalist.
[00:47:09]  So, if your parents are trying to stop you from transitioning, you murder them.
[00:47:14]  If CBP is trying to enforce laws, you murder them.
[00:47:20]  If someone's at a protest and you don't like that protestless cause, you murder them.
[00:47:25]  And that's the functional decision theory.
[00:47:27]  So, when you're a double good person like Ziz and you murder people, even though in most cases with a lesser being, murder is bad and selfish.
[00:47:38]  When it's from a double good person, it's actually a good thing.
[00:47:41]  So, remember, chat, there are no good ones.
[00:47:46]  They do want to kill you.
[00:47:48]  They think it's funny.
[00:47:50]  Remember when we win?
[00:47:51]  They want you raped.
[00:47:53]  They want you murdered, your wife raped, your kids raped and brainwashed.
[00:47:56]  And I think it's funny.
[00:47:57]  That's the moral of this, if you really want to.
[00:48:01]  If you just indiscriminately say that all trannies are evil and you treat all trannies that you know as evil people, you will basically not have any negative consequences to that.
[00:48:13]  Your life will actually just be improved.
[00:48:15]  I don't know if I can legally encourage people to behave that way, but it's worked for me so far.
[00:48:21]  I'll say it that way.
[00:48:22]  Christmas example.
[00:48:23]  Okay.
[00:48:24]  Okay, next.
[00:48:26]  That is the end of the Troon segment right on time, chat.
[00:48:31]  Okay.
[00:48:32]  This one I did not get so much time to look at, but Steven Crowder had a falling out with a bunch of his own employees, like I want to say last year, and he had signed with them like really aggressive NDA non-competition stuff with them.
[00:48:50]  And I think that that case just now got to a point where, oh, it resolved.
[00:48:57]  So Crowder has agreed to pay up and rescind all the illegal contracts.
[00:49:02]  No, they republished the settlement.
[00:49:04]  Okay.
[00:49:05]  So in October 2023, he sued Jared in Texas, which is one of his employees.
[00:49:14]  In April, the author of this, acting for Jared, filed against Crowder in Atlanta.
[00:49:23]  In June, Crowder voluntarily dismissed the lawsuit in Texas.
[00:49:29]  Oh, this is for the non-disparagement clause.
[00:49:33]  And oh, he filed a defamation suit after that against Jared for sending the following email to his ex-wife.
[00:49:39]  The emails read, I think there's a scenario where several of us would be willing to attest to all of that.
[00:49:44]  I just don't want him anywhere near those kids.
[00:49:46]  That really, really disturbs me.
[00:49:48]  If you don't remember, Steven Crowder had a leaked video where he was like really like, what's the word?
[00:49:59]  Like condescendingly spoke to his wife who is pregnant.
[00:50:03]  And he was telling with twins, I think.
[00:50:05]  And he was telling her to pick up dog shit.
[00:50:09]  And he also was not letting her use their one vehicle.
[00:50:13]  Steven Crowder is a multi-millionaire.
[00:50:16]  Him having one vehicle instead of giving her her own is definitely like an abuser's thing.
[00:50:23]  Like it's kind of hard.
[00:50:24]  I know people roll their eyes like not buying your wife a car is an abusive thing.
[00:50:28]  But when you're a multi-millionaire, it's a really good way to make sure that she can't leave and do stuff on her own.
[00:50:34]  If you have some apprehension that she might do that.
[00:50:38]  The other thing was with the dog shit.
[00:50:41]  The dog was on medication and they had warned her not to handle the dog poo because the dog's medication will go through the digestive tract and it can be absorbed by human skin.
[00:50:52]  And if you're pregnant, this medication is known to have side effects that cause actual permanent, horrible, horrific deformation of the fetuses and utero.
[00:51:03]  So it is a thing you never, ever, ever want to fuck around with.
[00:51:06]  And her reaction to him telling her to do this was to say, just put on gloves.
[00:51:12]  So it's truly, truly terrible, what he said.
[00:51:17]  And for some reason, a lot of people felt the need to defend him in this case, even though, quite frankly, he was acting horrific in my opinion.
[00:51:25]  Oh, yeah, that's right.
[00:51:26]  I forgot that.
[00:51:27]  That early into their relationship, when he was just a nobody doing YouTube videos and was kind of being made fun of by people like the amazing atheist all the way back in the late 2000s, she was the working one.
[00:51:40]  She provided for his bro lifestyle.
[00:51:43]  And then when he became successful, he was like, yeah, now that you're pregnant, go pick up dog shit.
[00:51:48]  Also, you can't have your own car.
[00:51:51]  Really nice.
[00:51:53]  Really, really just a wonderful guy or true conservative.
[00:51:57]  His dog is a pit bull.
[00:52:00]  You got to keep those kids away from the family from him just for that fucking shitbole, dude.
[00:52:06]  Okay.
[00:52:07]  Next.
[00:52:08]  Where they charge him.
[00:52:11]  In October, they dismiss the lawsuit, said it was anti-slap.
[00:52:16]  Of course, we all remember, and I think I even said this when I talked about this last, that Texas's anti-slap is very strong.
[00:52:23]  I'm sure everybody remembers the Vic Mignana case that got struck down by the anti-slap statute, which, of course, as a fee shifting provision as well, which put Vic Mignana $350,000 in debt, if I remember correctly, as a result of the Ricada lawsuit stuff.
[00:52:41]  And sure enough, there's fee shifting here.
[00:52:43]  The judge ordered him to reimburse $43,000 and an additional $15,000 in punitive sanctions.
[00:52:48]  Wow.
[00:52:51]  And then warned him that he would charge him another $35,000 if he tried to appeal the decision.
[00:52:57]  Okay, so not willing to pay $100,000 total, he decided to settle with Jared and it came to the conclusion that he will pay some of the money back.
[00:53:10]  Some of the money, but not how much.
[00:53:12]  And it also states that the settlement payment where is a complete victory.
[00:53:20]  And he broke the clause.
[00:53:21]  Good for him.
[00:53:23]  Good for him.
[00:53:25]  Not letting him seem appeal seems sus.
[00:53:27]  He can appeal, but if he appealed and lost, he would add more sanctions.
[00:53:34]  I mean, I wish I could get that in my cases.
[00:53:36]  I wish someone like Russell Rear can't appeal without incurring fucking penalties.
[00:53:39]  I don't know why I can't get my shit.
[00:53:41]  Why has he got to be this fucking asshole?
[00:53:44]  Touch his life.
[00:53:46]  Oh, okay.
[00:53:46]  So Dr. Disrespect, I believe, was accused of sexting a minor.
[00:53:50]  YouTube has allowed him to monetize.
[00:53:52]  So everybody in the entire fucking world gets paid except me.
[00:53:56]  It's the only reason why I queued this up.
[00:53:58]  And then the Midnight Society as well, I believe, if I remember correctly, the Midnight Society was a Dr. Disrespect-funded game development studio.
[00:54:11]  So he gets remonetized on YouTube, but he closes down his game development studio.
[00:54:21]  They're trying to find work for their employees.
[00:54:22]  That sucks.
[00:54:23]  Should not have backstabbed the doc.
[00:54:25]  Did they backstab the doc?
[00:54:28]  He got accused of grooming a teenager and then the studio said, well, I don't want to work with you because you got accused of grooming a teenager and now they've gone bankrupt.
[00:54:37]  Should have sucked the dick, bro.
[00:54:39]  Should have sucked the dick.
[00:54:41]  Someone gets accused of molesting a child or trying to molest a child.
[00:54:45]  You got to, they just suck that dick.
[00:54:48]  You got to stay on the right side, my dude.
[00:54:51]  Aniza has announced that Creator Clash 3 is coming.
[00:54:56]  It's coming hot and heavy, chat.
[00:54:57]  Aniza Joma and Ian Joe Ma Joe Maha are back in the saddle.
[00:55:03]  Now, if I remember correctly, Aniza and Ian Jam Ha have lost sex figures.
[00:55:11]  In my head, it's multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars.
[00:55:15]  I want to say it's like $250,000, but I am for sure certain that it's over $100,000 that they've lost doing Creator Clash.
[00:55:24]  And that's just because everyone hates Ian.
[00:55:27]  Ian's not successful.
[00:55:29]  Aniza's not successful.
[00:55:31]  They can't pull talent because they're toxic and nobody wants to work with them.
[00:55:35]  They're brand toxic as well.
[00:55:37]  So $200,000.
[00:55:38]  Yeah, $250,000, $300,000.
[00:55:40]  Yeah, that's where my mind goes when I think about this.
[00:55:43]  So they've never once been financially successful with Creator Clasp.
[00:55:47]  And that's entirely through mismanagement.
[00:55:50]  But for whatever reason, iDubbs is like addicted to this thing.
[00:55:55]  It's his favorite thing.
[00:55:57]  He says it's the number one thing that he is proud of when he looks at his YouTube career.
[00:56:03]  So he's super proud of it.
[00:56:05]  And they're doing it a third time.
[00:56:07]  Yeah, dude, they keep losing money.
[00:56:09]  it's not even close they put their influencer friends up in the yeah they gave hotel rooms to everybody Nice.
[00:56:17]  So I look forward to making fun of them for this.

=== Marxists Christians Team Up (04:08) ===

[00:56:21]  Fuentes, Fuentes said two stupid things last week.
[00:56:24]  I would like to make fun of him for it.
[00:56:26]  Here we go.
[00:56:26]  But Christians and Marxists need to team up.
[00:56:29]  The Marxists need to become Christians because, you know, the tech people hate Catholicism for the same reason they hate Marxism.
[00:56:38]  They call Catholics Marxists and they call Catholics Marxists because Marxists have many of the same critiques of capitalism that Catholics do, which is that it lacks humanity and alienates us.
[00:56:51]  And Catholics aren't necessarily in favor of like a Marxist economic system.
[00:56:55]  I'm not a Marxist and I'm not a communist.
[00:56:59]  And of course, the communists persecuted the Christians, but there are some similarities that are not shared by this like Nietzschean techno optimist, effective accelerationist, neoliberal right wing, which is basically it's they call they say they're defenders of humanity, but they're actually anti-human.
[00:57:25]  So he's saying that Marxists and Christians should team up because his opinion is that the super rich are acting in a way that is contrary to his Catholic perspectives.
[00:57:37]  What's really weird about this is that, number one, he's completely correct that Marxists persecuted Christians.
[00:57:47]  I don't know if you guys know this, but Russia had state atheism under communism, and they ruthlessly sought out the Orthodox that were in Russia and like tortured them and humiliated them into stopping Christian.
[00:58:01]  The other thing that he did is that you may have heard this quote.
[00:58:04]  This is a quote from Karl Marx about religion that says religion is the opium of the masses because it's like his perspective from his communist perspective was that religion was sort of a consolation prize given to the masses for to help them deal with the inequalities that were brought on by the capitalist system.
[00:58:35]  Because capitalism creates suffering, it was easier for people to, instead of trying to make their world better, they would instead just ignore it and kind of think like, don't worry about it.
[00:58:51]  When the afterlife comes, it'll be great.
[00:58:54]  We'll be in the paradise with God and we won't have to worry about all this shit and all this inequality and all this terrible stuff.
[00:59:01]  So that was Karl Marx's perspective: was that religion was just like a thing that dummy poor people would tell themselves to sleep at night so they wouldn't have to actually do anything during the day to bring about the glorious revolution and toppled capitalism and monarchism.
[00:59:17]  So there's very little respect, especially considering that he said the Marxist and the like very specifically the Marxists have a very low opinion of you, even just because of that.
[00:59:28]  The other thing is that there's already a Catholic theory for the economy called distributism.
[00:59:39]  Distributism is interesting.
[00:59:41]  It's kind of like libertarian socialism.
[00:59:45]  And the idea is that there shouldn't be large companies.
[00:59:48]  Every company should be broken up.
[00:59:50]  Every region should have its own kind of local giants and successful stores, but they shouldn't be allowed to conglomerate to create like multinational corporations that dominate everything.
[01:00:04]  And that's a much more interesting perspective than Marxism, which is a child's idea of how the world should work.
[01:00:13]  It's also a very interesting perspective for Nick Fuentes in particular, because if I am not mistaken, Karl Marx was Jewish.
[01:00:19]  And for him to openly kind of endorse Marxism like that, not really endorse Marxism, but speak highly of it.

=== Peter Thiel Impression (07:55) ===

[01:00:29]  Strange.
[01:00:29]  Seems off-brand to me, chat.
[01:00:32]  Sorry, not to spurk about politics too much.
[01:00:34]  I just thought that was particularly retarded.
[01:00:37]  There's one more thing from him.
[01:00:38]  This is about Peter Thiel.
[01:00:40]  This is a four-minute long clip.
[01:00:42]  I'm not sure if I'll play all of it.
[01:00:43]  However, I will play some of it because whenever you hear Nick Fuentes talks, he's kind of like this.
[01:00:49]  He's kind of like leaned over, dull, disaffected, especially when he's reading super chats.
[01:00:56]  He just doesn't really seem to give a shit.
[01:00:57]  He seems kind of bitter and jaded.
[01:01:00]  The dude never really has any joy.
[01:01:02]  Like anytime I hear him talk, I never hear like, what does this guy live for?
[01:01:06]  Why does he get out of bed in the morning?
[01:01:08]  What does he aspire for?
[01:01:10]  What does he want?
[01:01:11]  He always just seems so sad and mopey.
[01:01:13]  However, I have heard this clip and it made me laugh because it was the first time I've ever heard Nick Fuentes seem so excited for something, especially after January 6th.
[01:01:24]  He's so excited for it.
[01:01:26]  And what he's excited for is literal homosexual gossip.
[01:01:31]  This guy is super, super eager.
[01:01:34]  He's so happy he got this super chat because he's about to go off for five minutes about gay rumors surrounding Peter Thiel.
[01:01:42]  Let's take a listen, chat.
[01:01:43]  One, two, three, cent, five dollars.
[01:01:44]  Sam Altman has gas masks from the IDF and his apocalypse bunker.
[01:01:47]  Also, did Peter Thiel kill his ex?
[01:01:50]  Some, some say that the ex was thrown off of a building.
[01:01:55]  Yeah, Peter Thiel's ex-boyfriend who embarrassed him at a party.
[01:01:59]  Dude, read the story about this.
[01:02:01]  One of Peter Thiel's ex-boyfriends committed suicide by throwing himself out of a building.
[01:02:09]  And this happened after, let me set this up for you.
[01:02:13]  So Peter Thiel is married to a guy, married to a guy, but he has this boyfriend.
[01:02:20]  And the boyfriend's like younger.
[01:02:22]  And I think he's like Hispanic.
[01:02:24]  And not me, by the way, just like some like darks.
[01:02:28]  I think he's like a darker skinned like Hispanic guy.
[01:02:31]  So Peter Thiel's carrying on this affair with this younger guy.
[01:02:34]  Peter Thiel hosts this big party in Miami.
[01:02:38]  I think Miami Beach holds this huge, lavish party.
[01:02:42]  Everybody's there.
[01:02:43]  And Peter Thial's there with his husband.
[01:02:46]  And the husband sees that the boyfriend is there.
[01:02:49]  And the husband says loudly, why is he here?
[01:02:54]  And like the whole, it's like record scratch.
[01:02:56]  The whole party stops and everybody looks.
[01:02:59]  And Peter Thiel has to throw the boyfriend out of the party.
[01:03:03]  And they say that the boyfriend was so embarrassed.
[01:03:06]  And Peter Thial cut him off, kicked him out of his condo in West Hollywood and, you know, cut him off financially.
[01:03:14]  He was so despondent that he killed himself after that.
[01:03:17]  That was the rumor.
[01:03:19]  That's the story.
[01:03:20]  But could you imagine?
[01:03:22]  This is who's funding the right wing.
[01:03:24]  So Peter Thiel is there with this gay husband, and the husband goes, Peter, what is he doing here?
[01:03:33]  What is he doing here?
[01:03:35]  And it's like record scratch.
[01:03:37]  Everybody looks and the boyfriend, the boyfriend's like dancing, you know, the boyfriend's voguing or whatever.
[01:03:43]  And Peter Thial's like, um, um, you know, Peter Thiel's like sweating, profusely cold and clammy.
[01:03:49]  Um, um, so I think that, um, so I think that, um, like, you need to um go.
[01:03:54]  I think that you, um, you need to leave this party.
[01:03:57]  Um, this is this is what's going on.
[01:04:00]  This is what's playing out in the new right, okay?
[01:04:04]  That's JD Vance's mentor, okay?
[01:04:06]  And that is the vice president of the United States mentor.
[01:04:10]  That is the mentor of the vice president of the United States.
[01:04:17]  JD Vance was made by Peter Thial.
[01:04:21]  Peter Thial picked him up and brought him into venture capital and then gave him $15 million in a Trump endorsement to become a U.S. Senator.
[01:04:33]  That is who made JD Vance.
[01:04:35]  JD Vance founded Rockbridge Network and is actually also an investor in Rumble.
[01:04:40]  This platform is who is behind Sovereign House, Ethereum, Remelia, all of these different publications: I am 1776, Passage Press, Curtis Yarvin.
[01:04:56]  Okay.
[01:04:57]  That's who's behind all of it.
[01:04:59]  Okay.
[01:04:59]  Just so you understand.
[01:05:01]  Just so you understand.
[01:05:02]  JD Vance with Usha and his boss, Peter Thiel, and Peter Thiel's throwing out his boyfriend.
[01:05:10]  What is he doing here?
[01:05:12]  Peter.
[01:05:13]  Bro, I do a pretty good gay voice when I got to, but this dude's like on the next level.
[01:05:20]  And his boss, Peter Thial, and Peter Thial's throwing out his boyfriend.
[01:05:26]  What is he doing here?
[01:05:28]  Peter, Peter Teal.
[01:05:31]  It's so, so good.
[01:05:34]  It's like you can't accidentally do that.
[01:05:38]  Like, you try to do it.
[01:05:38]  Let's be gay.
[01:05:39]  It's like, oh my God, that's super gay.
[01:05:44]  That's practice.
[01:05:45]  I've been doing the gay boys on demand for years for this program.
[01:05:51]  But he's got it mastered.
[01:05:52]  He's practicing that shit.
[01:05:55]  I thought we were married.
[01:05:56]  What is he doing here?
[01:05:58]  Seriously.
[01:05:59]  You said you were through with him.
[01:06:02]  You said you were done with him, Peter.
[01:06:05]  What about us?
[01:06:07]  And Peter goes, um, so I think it's time for you to leave.
[01:06:13]  Um, that's my Peter Thiel impression.
[01:06:16]  He's very proud of that one.
[01:06:19]  There's the tag.
[01:06:21]  Make sure to follow him if you want more.
[01:06:23]  Here's a picture of him from like six years ago.
[01:06:28]  Oh, great.
[01:06:30]  Oh, God.
[01:06:31]  And then this.
[01:06:31]  I don't know.
[01:06:32]  I don't like giving this attention because I feel like anytime you talk about this, people get like, oh my God, you're just trying to slander the poor man.
[01:06:38]  You're just trying to slander the poor man.
[01:06:41]  This guy came out and said that he was gay, a gay lover of Nick Fuentes.
[01:06:46]  And to be fair, he looks the type.
[01:06:48]  All the little, all the little cat boys that come out of America first and say there's sussy happening.
[01:06:53]  They all got the love.
[01:06:54]  They all look like fucking clones.
[01:06:58]  Let's see.
[01:07:00]  Oh, he made a tweet saying that Fuentes' dick was small, he would never sleep with him again.
[01:07:06]  Uh, Nick Fuentes is a pedter-ass gay dude, though.
[01:07:09]  He sucked on my big toe and his Ford Mustang five years ago and came in his pants.
[01:07:14]  I don't know, people said that this is credible.
[01:07:17]  I will leave it up to the viewer, it's in the Nick Fuentes thread, it's in the feature thread.
[01:07:22]  I could just be a gay man trying to get attention.
[01:07:25]  Who knows?
[01:07:25]  I don't if I think that Nick Fuentes is like actively poisoning people's brains.
[01:07:34]  Um, if he's gay or not is kind of irrelevant to the point when it comes to him, it's not like with uh it's not like with uh what's her face.
[01:07:46]  Who's that really ugly ginger?
[01:07:48]  God, I can't think of her name.
[01:07:49]  I'm kind of proud of that.
[01:07:51]  It's like Peachy Things or something.
[01:07:53]  No, hold up, Pearl Davis.
[01:07:58]  Okay, Pearl Davis, yeah, just pearly things.
[01:08:02]  Uh, Pearl Davis is like a coal burner.
[01:08:04]  She goes, I like making fun of Pearl Davis is great because she comes out there and is like, Women like me are dumb whores, and women are so fucking stupid.
[01:08:16]  And guys need a man up, and then she's just choking on black dick all day long.
[01:08:22]  It's like you're fucking disgusting.

=== DDoS Data Center Issues (04:16) ===

[01:08:25]  And you think you have any room to speak about how other people should date?
[01:08:29]  Are you fucking nuts?
[01:08:31]  Um, it's my personal joy to inform more people that Pearl Davis is a fucking whore for the brown man.
[01:08:40]  Uh, next, uh, Path.net, who I mention occasionally because they uh not only uh blocked us from getting DDoS protection on their network, which was uh the DDoS protection company for my data center, um, they then also tried to uh threaten my data center into taking down the QB farms.
[01:09:04]  And then, after that didn't work, they also sent a fake sealed Canadian court order demanding um that actually sorry, that was the first thing they did.
[01:09:16]  They tried to trick my data center into taking us down by sending a fake sealed Canadian court order in saying that he was ordered to take us down.
[01:09:25]  And when that didn't work, they hired an attorney out of California to send a phony preservation of evidence letter and saying that they should pull our hard drives and send it to them so that they won't be liable for civil action or some shit.
[01:09:40]  And that also didn't work.
[01:09:42]  So, Path is the worst of the worst.
[01:09:44]  And I have been able to joyously see their entire empire collapse.
[01:09:50]  They're being evicted from data centers around the world.
[01:09:53]  They lost service in Tokyo, Miami, Madrid, like six different places at once.
[01:10:01]  And Equinix, which is one of the largest data center providers in the entire world, is completely removing them from all of their data centers for non-payment.
[01:10:09]  But you know who still uses PATH for DDoS protection?
[01:10:13]  Rumble.
[01:10:14]  If you're watching this on rumble.com right now, your connection is being piped through an organization which is currently bankrupt, is staffed with members who are former black hats, potentially fed, some of them, and also either employed or still does employ Corey Barnhill, a man who actively admitted on voice many years ago to watching a, I think it was a six-year-old girl being sodomized.
[01:10:42]  And Rumble, despite my efforts, still keeps them on as their only DDoS provider, single-homed through Path.net.
[01:10:52]  So I've warned them again.
[01:10:54]  Not only are you single home through an ethically and morally bankrupt shithole company from Canada, nonetheless, you are also single home through a bankrupt company that is reducing its operations and lying to its customers about what's happening because it is being sued in multiple jurisdictions.
[01:11:12]  In fact, one of these lawsuits is that they have been sued in New Mexico for office space.
[01:11:20]  They had an office in New Mexico.
[01:11:21]  They've been evicted from it and they owe $350,000 in rent to the company that leased them the office space.
[01:11:29]  A company that cannot fucking afford its own offices and is just not paying bills around the entire fucking world is the only way that rumble.com stays on the internet and is not liable to every DDoS attack.
[01:11:43]  And I have warned, I think his name is Chris Pavlovsky and Rick Ricola or some shit.
[01:11:49]  The guys from Rumble, I've told them over and over again for three fucking years, you guys are hanging on by a thread for a company that does not deserve your business and is actively conspiring against internet freedom.
[01:12:02]  And they do not do a fucking thing about it.
[01:12:06]  I've contacted them by email.
[01:12:07]  I've contacted them over Twitter.
[01:12:09]  I've sent them DMs.
[01:12:10]  I have done everything except write them a physical fucking letter and they just do not give a shit.
[01:12:15]  At some point, I'm going to buy Rumble's stock so I can get their investor relations email address for the two.
[01:12:21]  Send them a fucking IR report.
[01:12:23]  Just don't get it, man.
[01:12:25]  Rumble is the quintessential conservative business, absolutely incapable of succeeding.
[01:12:29]  Here is the issue with conservative businesses: that when every fucking asshole who's conservative says, I'm going to fix this issue, gosh, why hasn't anyone thought of making their own streaming platform?

=== Steve Taylor Died Greer (09:36) ===

[01:12:41]  And then they run into it and they fuck everything up because they will refuse to take any advice from anybody else.
[01:12:49]  I have never once, I've spoken to Odyssey, I've spoken to Andrew Torba, I've spoken to these guys that tried to make a payment processor thing with like a Fox logo like five years ago.
[01:13:00]  I've tried talking to Rumble.
[01:13:01]  I have never once managed to inform or convince anybody to do things any differently or to prepare for any inevitable outcome.
[01:13:09]  Not once.
[01:13:11]  Nobody fucking listens to me.
[01:13:13]  And I can show them exactly what I did.
[01:13:16]  I can show them exactly the problems that I had.
[01:13:18]  And if I had a solution, I can show them what the solution is.
[01:13:20]  But they don't fucking listen.
[01:13:21]  They don't care.
[01:13:22]  Nobody gives a shit.
[01:13:23]  And I can outline them clear as fucking day.
[01:13:25]  Here's the problems you're going to have.
[01:13:26]  And then they have those problems.
[01:13:30]  I warned them all.
[01:13:31]  They never listen.
[01:13:33]  It's super frustrating.
[01:13:36]  Quick update about the Greer stuff.
[01:13:39]  Because obviously I can't say too much because I don't want to cause issues.
[01:13:42]  In January last year, Russell Greer just completely ignored the case.
[01:13:50]  He blew through like three or four different deadlines to file things.
[01:13:55]  And eventually, while we were trying to force the court to force Russell Greer to actually respond to his own case or to drop it, the court decided that they would grant one motion out of all the motions and send the case to Florida.
[01:14:12]  When Russell realized that his case had been moved out of Utah to Florida, he freaked out and he filed a motion to reconsider the thing that already happened, where he said in his motion to reconsider the thing that had already happened that he urgently needed the case back to Utah because he had a witness in Utah that was the linchpin to his entire operation.
[01:14:36]  This was in May.
[01:14:37]  This was a super important witness.
[01:14:40]  And the case cannot proceed without him.
[01:14:42]  And the case being moved to Florida was prejudicial to him for that reason.
[01:14:48]  So the judge in Florida, not wanting to deal with the fucking case, kicked it back to Utah.
[01:14:53]  And the Utah magistrate agreed to accept the case again.
[01:14:59]  Then in October, he's finally once again ordered to give his initial disclosures for Discovery, which would include all his witnesses.
[01:15:09]  He never, to this day, has never disclosed any witnesses.
[01:15:15]  But it occurred to us for some reason, I can't remember what exactly it was, that Russell Greer had, I think he might have even had brought this up on his own.
[01:15:28]  Russell had mentioned without filing it as a thing, that he had this super important witness called Steve Taylor.
[01:15:38]  Steve Taylor sounds kind of like a fake name because it's so common.
[01:15:42]  But he was representing that this Steve Taylor guy was super important even in May.
[01:15:47]  I think what it was that in his recent filings, recent as in January of this year, that he had had a falling out with Steve Taylor.
[01:15:58]  So it's kind of like, okay, well, when did you have a falling out with this guy?
[01:16:03]  And Steve, I think, was even brought up in January.
[01:16:06]  So this guy's very important.
[01:16:08]  He's been mentioned many times.
[01:16:09]  He's fucking dead.
[01:16:12]  So Russell had a falling out, according to him, with Steve Taylor before he died.
[01:16:19]  And then he died in January.
[01:16:21]  But as of May 2024, Russell was representing to the court under penalty of perjury that Steve Taylor was, in his words, eager to testify, eager to testify.
[01:16:35]  And this was a guy with whom he had a falling out with and then had not heard from since at least January.
[01:16:42]  But he was representing to the court that this guy was eager to testify.
[01:16:47]  Then, sorry, there's a really specific thing that happened in January that brought this all up.
[01:16:53]  But he again represented that Steve Taylor was, that they had plotted falling out.
[01:16:59]  So he's been lying to the court, not just in the recent filings, not just in May, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason why he stopped responding to the case at all in January is that his star witness had died.
[01:17:14]  It was no longer responding to his text messages.
[01:17:17]  So I feel like for the entire last year, the entire case was basically frozen in fucking place because this guy died and Russell has no idea what to do now because the only person who is ever willing to back him up on anything he's ever said is dead.
[01:17:34]  So that's how crazy.
[01:17:36]  And like, I don't know what to expect from this.
[01:17:39]  Like, this is how do you lie to the courts for an entire year and get away with it?
[01:17:44]  I guess we'll find out.
[01:17:46]  No, Music Biz Barney is still alive because today is Friday, the 31st of January.
[01:17:52]  And Music Biz Marty, I just checked today for it.
[01:17:54]  I was like, I wonder if that Music Biz Marty guy is still alive.
[01:17:57]  So today on January the 31st, 2025, I went to go see him.
[01:18:02]  Yep, sure enough, he's still alive.
[01:18:03]  So there's nothing to talk about.
[01:18:06]  This was a quote from a filing, by the way, that Russell Greer submitted to the court where he says, I had a sex worker once randomly cut ties with me because she said, it's my job to fuck ugly people in reference to me.
[01:18:19]  So with that, you're saying that he died two days ago?
[01:18:25]  Well, I haven't seen any evidence to the contrary here on the 31st, asshole.
[01:18:29]  So I'm going to do something I've never done on this stream before.
[01:18:33]  If you've ever used the Kiwi Farms, you'll notice that there's a random quote area on the top right that's one of the main features.
[01:18:40]  It's one of the most character-driven things about the entire site.
[01:18:45]  So I've never done this, but I'm going to do it now for you all.
[01:18:48]  Now, this is the custom quote system that I have set up for these things.
[01:18:57]  I have a bunch of fields that don't get shown, but they are stored.
[01:18:59]  I have them in my head somewhere.
[01:19:01]  So, let's do 18.
[01:19:04]  I had a sex worker once randomly cut ties with me because she said, no, there's a come there.
[01:19:14]  It's my job to fuck with asterisks ugly people.
[01:19:20]  And there's a comma inside all three of those.
[01:19:23]  Okay.
[01:19:25]  And then he says, in reference to me.
[01:19:28]  Greer.
[01:19:29]  And then I can never spell his fucking name.
[01:19:32]  It's always so stupid.
[01:19:34]  Is it one L or two?
[01:19:35]  I think it's two L's.
[01:19:37]  That's so weird.
[01:19:38]  Two L's, one R.
[01:19:39]  And then Greer.
[01:19:42]  And then I will put that in.
[01:19:45]  Random quote.
[01:19:45]  Save it.
[01:19:47]  And now you may be lucky enough to see this quote on the Kiwi farms as you use it.
[01:19:54]  All right, next.
[01:19:55]  Furry fart porn.
[01:19:57]  Now, this is a risky one.
[01:19:59]  I don't believe that farting is inherently sexual.
[01:20:03]  So these are just really gross images, I guess.
[01:20:06]  There's a guy, and this is like a weird, this is like a weird drama.
[01:20:10]  It's like a Zoomer drama.
[01:20:11]  So I'm just kind of like, I'm kind of, I feel kind of divorced from it in terms of like its cultural association with me.
[01:20:19]  So this guy is called Fallen Chungus, or he was, and he made these comics.
[01:20:25]  Like, if you ever seen that comic, from my understanding, it's the one where it's like the guy, like this guy's enjoying something, and then there's like a really angry guy, and he's like, I hate you, and I want you to fucking die.
[01:20:37]  It's like a meme, okay?
[01:20:39]  And that's like a fallen Chungus comic.
[01:20:41]  And his other Fallen Chungus comic that was really popular, I think, is it's like the same character from the I hate you and want you to fucking die thing, but he's like pointing backwards at a thing and he's like, this is the dumbest fucking thing ever.
[01:20:57]  And then there's another text bubble that points to it and says, literally the coolest thing ever.
[01:21:02]  And before it was like a hot dog on a skateboard or something, but those are the memes that he came up with and they were quite popular.
[01:21:09]  So he had like a mental breakdown.
[01:21:13]  I think he's young.
[01:21:14]  So he's not particularly mentally equipped to deal with being a popular person on the internet.
[01:21:20]  And he ended up getting tricked or ended up selling his account after some drama to somebody else.
[01:21:26]  And now there's a person that runs it that's called Fallen Chungus.
[01:21:29]  But they sell openly ridicule the original author because he's like a Sperg.
[01:21:34]  So the news came out that the original Fallen Chungus is into furry fart porn and also told a 15 year old that he's going to plap her or put her on her plapplist.
[01:21:47]  Now, if you're not a Zoomer, you may be unfamiliar with the term plapping.
[01:21:53]  Plapping is a porn stick term that referencing is anime pornography.
[01:22:00]  Because apparently the Japanese people, when they make sex noises, it's a pla.
[01:22:05]  So now the Zoomers just refer to sex as plapping because they are first exposed to sex through Japanese pornography.
[01:22:13]  And that's what they, that's the word that they see use.

=== Honorable Discharge Baiting (14:24) ===

[01:22:18]  So he then joins or he starts baiting.
[01:22:22]  Now, baiting, if you're over the 18, baiting is something that the kids do.
[01:22:28]  They like to bait a lot.
[01:22:30]  Multiple kinds of baiting, but one of the most popular kinds of baiting is what we refer to.
[01:22:36]  Listen, if you're a cursed, wretched Gin Xer, this may be referred to as sewer sliding or unaliving.
[01:22:47]  But as a excellent base millennial living in the year 2025, we now just say suicide because Donald Trump made it legal again.
[01:22:56]  So baiting is when the kids start talking about killing themselves horrifically in the most violent suicidal way possible.
[01:23:04]  He begins to say, he says, I don't feel safe with myself and I don't know what to do.
[01:23:09]  He then terminates his small and chungus Twitter account and then goes to Discord to bait a little bit more after deleting his account to say, I honestly don't know how I'm going to not overdose again after this, but for now, I just need to leave.
[01:23:24]  And then he posts even his sewer sliding note.
[01:23:27]  He says, it's Jover.
[01:23:29]  There's no coming back.
[01:23:31]  I burned every bridge.
[01:23:33]  Every relationship I have online is severed completely.
[01:23:37]  There's nothing left for me.
[01:23:39]  I can't do the things I love anymore.
[01:23:41]  I can't make projects.
[01:23:43]  I can't talk with my friends.
[01:23:45]  None of my friends like or trust me anymore.
[01:23:47]  I can't even talk to people I've met IRL because I doubt they'd want anything to do with me.
[01:23:54]  I feel like I'm a fucking loser every single day, either since I got this new apartment.
[01:24:00]  If my family doesn't understand, and I doubt anyone in this world can understand what goes on in my head, I feel like I'm sick.
[01:24:09]  I feel like every breath I take is a detriment to someone somewhere in this world.
[01:24:14]  I feel like the textbook definition of a liability and a failure.
[01:24:18]  Nothing I have ever done will amount to anything.
[01:24:22]  Dude, this feels like someone sent a bunch of suicide notes to a machine learning program and then asked it to write like the most generic suicide note ever.
[01:24:34]  There's nothing about like what you're actually sad over.
[01:24:37]  It's just like, I feel bad and I feel like people don't like me.
[01:24:40]  And I feel like in the future, nothing good.
[01:24:44]  Like, yeah, that's what it's called being a teenager.
[01:24:47]  You fucking retard.
[01:24:50]  Let's keep reading this bait, chat.
[01:24:54]  Every waking moment, I feel trapped in the body of a lost child that doesn't understand anything about the world.
[01:25:01]  I've been taught nothing of importance.
[01:25:04]  And every time, actually, you've been taught that posting your furry fart porn on the internet's a bad idea.
[01:25:08]  That's actually a very important thing that you guys should learn.
[01:25:13]  And every time someone has reached, tried to reach me, I've ignored it.
[01:25:17]  I just want to die.
[01:25:19]  I want to move on.
[01:25:21]  I want to stop being an object of hate, a scapegoat for people to laugh at and mock for their own amusement.
[01:25:26]  These are all feelings I've held for a considerable stretch of time, and they have plagued me every day.
[01:25:32]  I don't think I've gone a day since December without thinking to myself at least once, what would it be like to die?
[01:25:40]  And to think that thousands of people, tens of thousands, probably just unequivocally believe that I'm a two-faced liar makes my blood boil.
[01:25:49]  I'm more than upset, but even at the end of it, I'm just pathetic.
[01:25:52]  I can't speak for myself without thousands of people telling me to never speak again.
[01:25:57]  Just embrace it, bro.
[01:25:58]  Your turn, motherfucker.
[01:26:00]  Tens of thousands of people hate me.
[01:26:02]  I've never thought, what's it like to die as an adult?
[01:26:07]  You know why?
[01:26:07]  It's a phase, bro.
[01:26:09]  Here.
[01:26:10]  Here, let me find this.
[01:26:11]  Hold up.
[01:26:13]  Here, I don't.
[01:26:15]  Let me just save this image real quick.
[01:26:18]  Don't you fucking do that to me, you piece of shit.
[01:26:21]  Dude, Imager is like fucking unusable now.
[01:26:24]  Holy shit.
[01:26:25]  Good lord.
[01:26:26]  Okay, hold up.
[01:26:27]  He posted and reply to this.
[01:26:28]  I'm going to find this next.
[01:26:34]  It activated his thing.
[01:26:38]  Actually, this is his.
[01:26:39]  He's like verified, I think.
[01:26:41]  God, he's got some a-logs in here.
[01:26:43]  Look at them a log in this motherfucker.
[01:26:46]  Bro, how old is he, by the way?
[01:26:49]  Does anyone in chat know how old this guy is?
[01:26:51]  Because that's going to tailor my response to him if I find here.
[01:26:54]  He is okay.
[01:26:54]  Here's his message.
[01:26:56]  Um, say, uh, say how old he is in chat.
[01:26:59]  He says, gonna be the last time I write here, but I do want to confirm that this is Dats Mojo.
[01:27:04]  I think I fully accepted on the lulk at this point, but how last week transpired shows that completely different.
[01:27:10]  If y'all weren't right, I wouldn't be here with all my friends lost, accounts activated, etc.
[01:27:15]  If you're wondering why I'm even here, it's literally just to tell you guys that you are right to an extent.
[01:27:21]  They want to move on from Dats Mojo, Fallen Chungus, and the rest of my accounts.
[01:27:24]  Although I have one request going forward, I am running the little buddy account again.
[01:27:29]  All I ask is you just not leak it.
[01:27:31]  I understand that it's degenerate, but it's also the that's also the point.
[01:27:35]  I think the little buddy account is the fart porn account.
[01:27:38]  So he's like, look, you've taken the super viral comics from me.
[01:27:43]  You've taken my side project comedy thing from me.
[01:27:46]  But please, please leave the fart porn.
[01:27:49]  I desperately need this.
[01:27:51]  I don't, I can't go on without it.
[01:27:53]  Just leave me and my fart porn alone.
[01:27:56]  Very bizarre.
[01:27:59]  There's no way to salvage the shit I've damaged.
[01:28:01]  And in the end, whether I'm seeing this monitored or not doesn't matter.
[01:28:04]  Help me realize that I feel like a loser.
[01:28:07]  Okay, hold up.
[01:28:08]  One second, yeah.
[01:28:11]  Okay.
[01:28:12]  This is my reply.
[01:28:14]  Okay, I'm going to fix this retard.
[01:28:16]  I posted a 4chan image and then I said, step two, stop jerking off.
[01:28:22]  All of your problems will solve themselves if you adhere to the.
[01:28:26]  Wait, I said these, this.
[01:28:29]  I want to be inclusive of all the sub-advice.
[01:28:32]  Okay.
[01:28:33]  There we go.
[01:28:34]  All right.
[01:28:35]  Mission accomplished.
[01:28:37]  I feel like that sums it up.
[01:28:40]  You can find the image in the Fallen Chungus post if that's what you want.
[01:28:45]  Cool.
[01:28:47]  What's next?
[01:28:48]  Oh, I'm such a genius.
[01:28:51]  I had the fucking post I'm replying to pulled up next.
[01:28:55]  Just relax and be yourself, bro.
[01:28:57]  No, don't be yourself.
[01:28:59]  That's not good advice.
[01:29:00]  Just relax and be yourself.
[01:29:01]  Relaxing is a good one.
[01:29:03]  Calm the fuck down.
[01:29:04]  Are you worried about shit?
[01:29:06]  My advice, stop being worried.
[01:29:08]  You know who cares about your shit as much as you do?
[01:29:11]  Fucking nobody.
[01:29:12]  Literally nobody on this fucking planet gives as much as much as a shit about the shit you're worried about as you do.
[01:29:19]  Yeah, stop like, don't be yourself.
[01:29:21]  Yourself, you're currently getting caught sexting underage girls and you're getting caught using anime sex terms talking to them and you're getting caught jerking off to furry porn from Undertale.
[01:29:34]  Yourself is bad and you should not continue to be that.
[01:29:39]  You have options to move forward though.
[01:29:41]  I think, I mean, his comics are really funny and obviously they inspire people to like make edits.
[01:29:45]  So they capture like a trope really well.
[01:29:48]  He probably can has enough like brain matter around to do things, but he has to first stop being a fucking weirdo.
[01:29:57]  You literally don't know who yourself is, that's true.
[01:30:00]  Next, this is about Jackie Singh.
[01:30:04]  Jackie Singh, somehow, the past, the Tomlinson A-Logs, have acquired her DD14.
[01:30:13]  I have been informed that her DD14 is a discharge paper from the military, and it outlines what happened with her.
[01:30:23]  So this is why Jackie Sing, a poo in the loo who lives in Puerto Rico, was removed from the army, which of course is where you go when you're a retard and you have literally no ambitions in life.
[01:30:39]  So you just graduated from high school.
[01:30:42]  You have a C average.
[01:30:44]  You have no ambitions.
[01:30:45]  You have no goals.
[01:30:47]  You have no support structure.
[01:30:49]  Well, my boy, I have this great thing for you called the U.S. Army.
[01:30:54]  Join today.
[01:30:56]  It is basically impossible to get dismissed from the military if you're capable of receiving a time and a place and you're able to dress yourself and be at that place in that time.
[01:31:09]  If you are able to do those three things, you are fit for military service in the U.S. Army.
[01:31:15]  Jackie Singh was not fit for military service in the U.S. Army.
[01:31:21]  Okay, so this is what the remarks for her discharge.
[01:31:25]  She says, data herein subject to computer matching within DOD, blah, blah, blah.
[01:31:30]  Where is it?
[01:31:31]  Oh, sorry.
[01:31:32]  It just says that she went to Iraq or some shit.
[01:31:36]  She has some medals.
[01:31:37]  She learned how to repair like tank turrets or something.
[01:31:40]  Yeah, tank turret repair for one year and two months.
[01:31:44]  That was her only position.
[01:31:45]  She was dismissed from the military as a private private one.
[01:31:52]  I must say private first class, but I think that's it.
[01:31:55]  Not it.
[01:31:55]  Her pay grade is E1.
[01:31:59]  So it's my understanding that E1 is the lowest of the low.
[01:32:05]  It's possible to skip E1 just by enlisting with any kind of education or experience.
[01:32:11]  So if you have like a degree from a community college in liberal arts, you will enlist in the U.S. Army at a higher pay grade than E1.
[01:32:20]  So E1 is basically where you start at if you started at with nothing whatsoever.
[01:32:26]  However, there is a little caveat with E1.
[01:32:31]  And that is if we look at her record of service, she started her career at in 2003, but she was discharged at the end of 2004.
[01:32:49]  So after a year and four months.
[01:32:53]  But if we look at H, it says effective date of pay grade is three months in two days in 2004.
[01:33:00]  So she was this pay grade for five months, but she did not start at this pay grade.
[01:33:06]  So she, because we know two things, she did not spend her entire career at E1, and E1 is the lowest of the low, it therefore stands to reason that she was demoted.
[01:33:18]  At some point, she was at least an E2, and she was so retarded that she got demoted to E1 before she was discharged.
[01:33:28]  So it kind of feels like she's just so stupid and lazy that the job description of being in this place at this time wearing a uniform was just not adhered to enough to the point where they just kept demoting her or giving her like pentacles to the point where there was no point even doing it because she's E1 and they can't demote her anymore.
[01:33:52]  So they just discharged her.
[01:33:55]  And I think the real sad thing is that she got discharged with under honorable conditions general.
[01:34:01]  So from my understanding, again, there is honorable discharge, which is when you do everything right and you get out and everybody's happy with you.
[01:34:10]  Then there's under honorable conditions.
[01:34:13]  And then under that is other than honorable, which is like dishonorable discharge.
[01:34:21]  But to get dishonorably discharged, basically you either have to do something illegal or you have to be high.
[01:34:30]  If you start doing drugs, they'll dishonorably discharge you for being a crackhead.
[01:34:34]  Or if you do anything that really, really, really pisses off or embarrasses the military, they'll dishonorably discharge you.
[01:34:41]  But she still gets some of her benefits of being in the military.
[01:34:46]  I guess she qualifies for like veteran loans or whatever.
[01:34:51]  Because I think it's only if you get OTH other than honorable, then they take away your fancy give-me-debs.
[01:34:56]  So she got in for a year and then slacked off for two years and then got discharged as under honorable.
[01:35:04]  And now she gets her loans and shit.
[01:35:06]  She does.
[01:35:07]  She does not?
[01:35:08]  It has to be full honorable.
[01:35:10]  Bro, thank God.
[01:35:12]  Thinking that this bitch would get some fucking Benny's like veterans affairs, medical, or like TRICARE or home loans and shit.
[01:35:21]  That made me angry.
[01:35:22]  I'm happy that I'm happy that she didn't get it.
[01:35:26]  Okay.
[01:35:27]  But this counts as honorable.
[01:35:29]  Just fucking do your time, then go collect college and collect two pensions.
[01:35:33]  Yeah, bro.
[01:35:34]  That's what Military My Family did.
[01:35:37]  I don't want to say who.
[01:35:38]  I probably said it before.
[01:35:40]  He was a Blackhawk pilot.
[01:35:42]  At the time he left, he had more combat flight hours as a Blackhawk pilot than any other person in the military.
[01:35:49]  He said that they tell like the top 10 people who that they're in the top 10, but they don't tell you like you're the first.
[01:35:56]  But he had thousands of hours as a Blackhawk pilot.
[01:35:59]  And then he does his like 20 years.
[01:36:01]  He retires.
[01:36:02]  He gets full pension and then immediately goes into government contracting, teaching as a private educator, teaching people how to fly blackhawks.
[01:36:10]  So then he's making good money as like a very senior educator for a private company while also collecting a full government pension.
[01:36:19]  So I think that's what most of the guys in the military do.
[01:36:21]  They do their 20 years, they get their pension, and then they work private and they double dip, basically.
[01:36:26]  And there's nothing illegal about that.
[01:36:28]  That's just that's basically why you joined the military or why you did.
[01:36:32]  You did it to do your 20 years and get your pension and then do something else with that experience.
[01:36:37]  That's how they sell you the service, basically.
[01:36:40]  Blackhawk?

=== Parody Honey Lewis Voice (16:27) ===

[01:36:42]  Ew.
[01:36:45]  Is that like a joke from like the military?
[01:36:47]  You're going to say Blackhawk 10 times fast.
[01:36:53]  I got you.
[01:36:56]  That's funny.
[01:37:00]  Great.
[01:37:00]  Cool.
[01:37:02]  No, I agree.
[01:37:03]  It's totally fine to bilk the government for cash.
[01:37:07]  That's what it's there for.
[01:37:08]  If you think the government is there to serve you, you're wrong.
[01:37:11]  It's there to take your fucking money and send it to people who play the system better.
[01:37:16]  And I think the entry-level system playing is getting your 20 years military service and then getting double pension.
[01:37:24]  That's the entry-level grifting.
[01:37:26]  When you get to high-level grifting, you're getting $5 million from U.S. AIDS for promoting state atheism in Nepal.
[01:37:33]  That's how you do it.
[01:37:34]  When you're an expert-level grifter, that's your reach.
[01:37:39]  Okay.
[01:37:40]  So I will read this just so I don't miss anything.
[01:37:44]  This is the timeline for the Linus Tech Tips Gamer Nexus thing, just in brief.
[01:37:52]  There was the Mega Lag Honey video.
[01:37:54]  I think this was supposed to be 2024.
[01:37:56]  And it just goes over how honey is a scam and it steals money from the people that promote it.
[01:38:03]  The browser fucks with your referrals and changes your cookies to make money for PayPal and not to make money for the people who actually referred people to different stores.
[01:38:14]  Then Gamers Nexus and Steve put out their video, which briefly mentions that Linus used honey, knew that honey had this problem, dropped honey, but then did not make any kind of video explaining to people that they chose to drop honey as an affiliate because honey was doing unscrupulous things with referral links that net damage people.
[01:38:39]  Then Linus emails GamersNexis.
[01:38:42]  GamersNexus posts the email and their response.
[01:38:45]  And then Linus then goes on to his show to complain.
[01:38:49]  He says, Can Linus and GamersNexus ever be friends again?
[01:38:52]  AKA breaking my silence.
[01:38:54]  He changed the name apparently after I'm going to say that Lewis Rossman publishes a video on this.
[01:39:01]  I already read through that whole fucking email.
[01:39:03]  It's very whingy, very like threatening.
[01:39:05]  Like, see you at the expo next year, buddy.
[01:39:08]  And then, like, I think that you should immediately stop talking bad about me, buddy.
[01:39:13]  Bad about me and my chinky wife.
[01:39:19]  The way that he talks about Steve's ball, like, he is Steve's boss.
[01:39:22]  Like, fuck you, cocksucker.
[01:39:25]  Gamer's Nexus continues to hit the fucking dab on him.
[01:39:31]  If you can remember the exact date, time, duration, and content of a phone call made three and a half years ago, I hate to break it to you.
[01:39:39]  I guess that means that Steve has been keeping receipts of every fucking conversation he's ever had with Linus because he knows that Linus is a fucking snake with no loyalty whatsoever.
[01:39:49]  Very based.
[01:39:52]  Lewis Rossman goes after Linus, says that he's a prick and has confided or has had several people confide in him that Linus has treated them badly.
[01:40:03]  Which the thing with Linus Tech Tips is that the guy has like this very like charming kind of soy boy attitude where he has like a really light voice and he's really like bubbly and energetic.
[01:40:19]  And it's this sort of like nice guy attitude where he seems like it it crosses that line into uncanny where you just kind of like, you kind of seem fake to me.
[01:40:29]  You don't sound like a real person.
[01:40:31]  It's like when you watch like a video and it's like a YouTube influencer or something and they're doing like a sponsored video and they're talking about how much they love like a specific brand of corn chips.
[01:40:41]  And it's like this weird, like crunchy off-brand thing.
[01:40:44]  It's like, oh my God, like Nexus corn chips really changed my life.
[01:40:48]  It's just like the best thing.
[01:40:49]  Every day I can't wait to sit in the chair and eat my corn chips.
[01:40:53]  It's like that.
[01:40:54]  It's like you're just like, you're selling me something.
[01:40:57]  That's exactly what it is.
[01:40:58]  Linus, you're trying to sell me something.
[01:41:00]  And I inherently don't trust you because you got that salesman fucking voice when you talk.
[01:41:05]  Yeah, the wholesome chungos.
[01:41:07]  Exactly.
[01:41:09]  Linus texting Steve's old number with a message that it would look bad if Steve didn't reply to.
[01:41:14]  And Linus being pretty or petty about not paying Lewis to go to LTX.
[01:41:20]  Lewis declined the invite him because they weren't going to pay for his GF's flight.
[01:41:23]  That is pretty fucking mean.
[01:41:26]  See, Lewis Rossman is a smart man.
[01:41:28]  He has a girlfriend that he intends to keep around.
[01:41:31]  He's going to a business conference and he knows that it's much better if she comes along so that if anyone comes out and accuses him of anything, then his girlfriend was right there with him the entire time and she can take his defense.
[01:41:44]  That's what a woman's there for.
[01:41:46]  It's like with Pence.
[01:41:50]  Pence brought his wife to everything and he never ever, you can say whatever you want about Pence, but he was never accused of any sexual impropriety because that woman was there like a fucking sniper.
[01:42:05]  Shield maiden.
[01:42:06]  Exactly.
[01:42:06]  The shield maiden.
[01:42:11]  Let's see.
[01:42:13]  I just want to do tech tips when show more bullshit.
[01:42:17]  Can we just get along?
[01:42:18]  Can't we just get along?
[01:42:20]  Despite it being four minutes, it was hard to get through.
[01:42:22]  He says Steve published false and damaging information about a competitor, which as far as I can tell is just completely false.
[01:42:28]  Only sort of legitimate complaints that Steve commented on Louis's video instantly.
[01:42:32]  That's probably because of Lewis telling Steve to stop being so naive.
[01:42:36]  That he's publishing a video, but it still looks suspect.
[01:42:39]  Yeah.
[01:42:39]  Lewis wishes he was more concise.
[01:42:41]  Yeah, that happens.
[01:42:43]  And then the GN video that references Linus.
[01:42:47]  Okay, they just make fun of him for a second.
[01:42:49]  I trust you.
[01:42:49]  I trust you in that.
[01:42:51]  Okay, that's the full Gamer's Nexus rundown.
[01:42:53]  I mean, I never trust Linus because he's a rice burner.
[01:42:56]  So I don't know what all this extra roundabout stuff says.
[01:42:58]  Let's see.
[01:42:59]  Linus is a bad guy.
[01:43:00]  He's a bad guy.
[01:43:01]  Honey.
[01:43:01]  Yeah, he didn't do the honey.
[01:43:03]  Texts you on the wrong number.
[01:43:05]  Texts you on the wrong number.
[01:43:06]  Acted like an ass.
[01:43:07]  Now, take a few steps back.
[01:43:09]  Big picture.
[01:43:10]  What are we looking at here?
[01:43:12]  Spindly rice burner talks like a fag.
[01:43:14]  Shit's all retarded.
[01:43:15]  Don't need to hear any more chat.
[01:43:17]  I figured this shit out.
[01:43:18]  We don't have to do these 45-minute long expose videos.
[01:43:21]  Just trust your instinct.
[01:43:23]  Trust your gut.
[01:43:24]  Don't play fast and loose.
[01:43:26]  Stick with the things that work and have worked for millennia, chat.
[01:43:30]  Okay.
[01:43:32]  The cockroach.
[01:43:34]  This was the real highlight of the video or this entire stream.
[01:43:38]  So I played this last stream, but I didn't cover it correctly.
[01:43:44]  So Jason Horthal, Thor Hall, the guy who roached the fuck out and left all his team to die, got put into this video game by this guy, Anarchy Studios.
[01:43:57]  And it featured voice lines.
[01:43:59]  And it's just like a parody, like a joke.
[01:44:01]  It's a really simple thing.
[01:44:04]  As much as you're angry right now, of course I ran.
[01:44:07]  Evocations on cooldown, man.
[01:44:10]  So the guy that made this immediately got a DMCA from Pirate Software complaining that his voice lines were not permitted to be used.
[01:44:22]  Pirate Software, who, as I will remind you, is not using that name because he is pro-piracy.
[01:44:30]  He's actually explicitly anti-piracy and super, super cucked on IP law shit.
[01:44:36]  He picked pirate software specifically so that when people search like pirate game name, his plays and his videos will come up as a result because of the word pirate in his name.
[01:44:48]  So he's a fag, basically.
[01:44:50]  I did talk about the DMCA.
[01:44:52]  I talked about that.
[01:44:53]  What I did not know is that there was actually more to it.
[01:44:57]  What you're watching, this video, was actually a demo.
[01:45:01]  This video was put out by the creator of the game, but he put out on Reddit just as a meme that he had added the Roach Boy as a character in his streamer parody game.
[01:45:13]  Jason saw this video and assumed incorrectly that it was in the Steam version that was currently for sale and DMCA'd Steam to take down his game despite the content that he alleged infringed his intellectual property rights not existing in the video in that or in the game.
[01:45:34]  So it's really, really hard under the DMCA to counter sue somebody for DMCA abuse.
[01:45:42]  As I did a very funny bit, one of my favorite bits I've ever done for the stream.
[01:45:47]  When Ralph started DMCAing Mad at the Internet for featuring clips of him, I said, you know, I would like to sue him for copyright abuse, but if I tried to, he'd just go to the judge and be like, I'm sorry, Anna.
[01:46:00]  I'm just a dumb piece of shit.
[01:46:02]  I'm just fucking retarded.
[01:46:04]  I'm just fucking dumb.
[01:46:06]  I'm a dumb piece of shit.
[01:46:07]  I'm just a country boy from West Memphis, Arkansas.
[01:46:10]  I don't know nothing about fair use, Yohana.
[01:46:13]  And then he would come out of court and he would say, I told you once.
[01:46:17]  I told you twice, John Potter.
[01:46:20]  You can't mess with the Ralph male.
[01:46:22]  You can't abort the retort.
[01:46:24]  And that would basically be Jason's.
[01:46:26]  Like, I thought it was in the, I thought it was in the studio, bro.
[01:46:30]  I thought it was in the studio.
[01:46:32]  I didn't know that wasn't on Steam, bro.
[01:46:34]  I had total good faith that I was like totally in the right, bro.
[01:46:38]  And that's all he has to say to get out of this.
[01:46:41]  He would have to actually say the affirmative that he knew it wasn't there and he took it down anyways in order to not be penalized for fucking with other people's money, products, and intellectual and creative output, which sucks and it should be changed.
[01:46:55]  But it is what it is.
[01:46:59]  But there's more to that.
[01:47:01]  Oh, this is just his voice changer glitching out.
[01:47:06]  He deepens his voice on stream to sound more authoritative.
[01:47:09]  This is what it sounds like when his voice changer breaks.
[01:47:12]  So that does work.
[01:47:14]  I don't know what that gives me though.
[01:47:17]  I don't know what that is supposed to do.
[01:47:20]  I know I can put that shit in there.
[01:47:21]  Oh, God.
[01:47:23]  I love it because you can just hear the thing like spazzing out.
[01:47:26]  It's like stop changing his voice because it stopped recognizing it as like a human voice.
[01:47:34]  Then, okay, this.
[01:47:36]  Okay.
[01:47:37]  So I'm going to play this because this is how fucking smug this asshole was.
[01:47:41]  When he decided to DMCA this guy because he saw the video that made him cry, Big Boo Hoo Sob, Sob Tears.
[01:47:47]  He actually was live streaming.
[01:47:49]  And he then paused his stream to start talking like the biggest faggot that has ever lived.
[01:47:54]  Let's take a listen.
[01:47:56]  Hey, Kronos, we have to file a legal complaint against that dude earlier.
[01:48:01]  Oh, no, no.
[01:48:01]  This is what, sorry.
[01:48:03]  This was after he received an email from Steam that they were putting his game back on the Steam storefront because they were because he had counter DMCA.
[01:48:13]  So this is his reaction to being told no by Steam.
[01:48:17]  Someone stands up to this fucking loser and says, no, you're not going to get your way.
[01:48:21]  This was his immediate reaction.
[01:48:23]  This is his real human reaction to being told no by another adult for the first time ever.
[01:48:27]  For a moment, there was a dude earlier today that went on to Reddit and said that he was using my voice in a video game, showed a bunch of videos of it, and then put that game up on Steam.
[01:48:38]  A lot of people in the thread told him not to do that, that that would end up being a legal problem for him.
[01:48:43]  He did it anyway.
[01:48:44]  So I filed a DMCA claim and he has now filed a counterclaim against me.
[01:48:49]  We're going to take you to court.
[01:48:50]  You're going to lose.
[01:48:51]  You cannot use somebody's likeness or voice in any way inside of your games without their permission.
[01:48:57]  Wrong.
[01:49:00]  You can use voices and likeness for creative purposes without permission, as long as it is a fair use.
[01:49:11]  Parody and ridicule are the most quintessential fair uses in this country.
[01:49:18]  If you can't say something negative about somebody, if you can't make fun of somebody, then you don't really have a First Amendment right.
[01:49:25]  If you can only say nice things about people, then you don't really have a First Amendment right.
[01:49:30]  It is quintessential fair use.
[01:49:31]  It is quintessential First Amendment constitutionally protected speech to make fun of people, to degrade and deride people, as long as you're not telling harmful lies, as long as what you're saying is clearly a parody or just making fun of somebody.
[01:49:49]  You absolutely can use voice lens in your game.
[01:49:52]  But the way he says that with total conviction just makes me want to fucking smack him.
[01:49:56]  It's a really stupid thing to do.
[01:49:58]  Incredibly so.
[01:49:59]  So I'm going to send this over to Kronos now because he is a lawyer in copyright law.
[01:50:04]  That is his job.
[01:50:06]  mistake.
[01:50:12]  Kronos, we have 14 days to respond to this.
[01:50:20]  forwarded.
[01:50:26]  Welcome to the Finding Out timeline, bud.
[01:50:28]  Welcome to the finding out timeline.
[01:50:30]  Like this guy, this guy right here, he's really cool and really hardcore.
[01:50:35]  This guy right here that has long hair that another man can pull while butt fucking him, he's don't want to mess with him.
[01:50:43]  He even has the word Thor as his middle name.
[01:50:46]  He's like fucking Justice Incarnate Buddy.
[01:50:48]  fucked around, and you're about to find the fuck out.
[01:51:00]  Alright, I'm trying to find something real quick.
[01:51:08]  He put it up on Steam.
[01:51:09]  It is.
[01:51:13]  He put it up on Steam and showed that my voice was going to be in it.
[01:51:16]  And that's it.
[01:51:17]  I think voice is copyrightable.
[01:51:18]  That's where you're wrong.
[01:51:19]  And that's for a copyright lawyer who would know more than you.
[01:51:21]  Which is the way he talks, honestly, Winston Winston.
[01:51:26]  It raises like a primal hatred in me.
[01:51:29]  And it's just like, I want to see you agonized.
[01:51:33]  I want to see someone assault you in the middle of the street and leave you broken and bloody because somebody has failed you in not humbling you in your life.
[01:51:43]  He just has that kind of personality where he's just like, it conjures like primal instinct to put him down.
[01:51:50]  Run us.
[01:51:52]  Yeah.
[01:51:53]  Unfortunate.
[01:52:17]  Yes, I'm retarded as self-defense, even if you have representation.
[01:52:21]  Because what he did filing the false DMCA complaint was done without an attorney.
[01:52:28]  But I mean, DMCA, like, even if it's done by an attorney, it's not like technically, you're supposed to consider fair use, but that's generally with big companies.
[01:52:38]  Like him being a retard.
[01:52:40]  Like, I fully believe that this guy is actually a fucking retard and doesn't know anything and just pretends to.
[01:52:45]  So a judge would as well.
[01:53:01]  I'm trying to find the guy who represented him.

=== Bullying Redditors Find Guy (03:40) ===

[01:53:09]  Let me find it off screen real quick.
[01:53:14]  Oh, dude, I forgot my joke.
[01:53:16]  I was going to say, hey, guys, I feel like my streams, what they really need is a little bit more background music, a little bit more background music to set the stage.
[01:53:25]  And then I was going to start playing this.
[01:53:28]  Right as I start talking about him.
[01:53:31]  Let's hear what the roach has to say.
[01:53:37]  You know, Dudely's Asper's bingo.
[01:53:40]  Yeah, no, he was doing it maliciously and using my voice.
[01:53:45]  Gloated about it all over Reddit.
[01:53:47]  People told him not to do it, and it was a dumb idea.
[01:53:49]  He did it anyway.
[01:53:53]  Well, if the Redditors say that you're not supposed to do it, then you gotta do it.
[01:53:58]  You gotta be nice.
[01:53:59]  You gotta listen to the Redditors.
[01:54:02]  Okay, hold up.
[01:54:03]  I'm skipping through the.
[01:54:05]  Oh, while I'm doing that, let's listen to what this guy has to say.
[01:54:08]  I appreciate it, guys.
[01:54:09]  I think this is the deck.
[01:54:11]  No, this is a guy.
[01:54:13]  He made a video talking about it.
[01:54:14]  You can see his thing back there.
[01:54:16]  The tale of.
[01:54:18]  I don't know if that's his channel or whatever.
[01:54:20]  I guess not because that's his icon.
[01:54:22]  He made a video talking about pirate software.
[01:54:24]  And of course, he got a fucking bullying strike.
[01:54:27]  He got struck for bullying.
[01:54:29]  This guy right here is complaining to YouTube, barking to fucking YouTube about bullying.
[01:54:36]  Adios Meal.
[01:54:37]  Wait, hold on.
[01:54:38]  Let me click review content to see what got striked down.
[01:54:41]  Oh boy.
[01:54:41]  I haven't seen this actually.
[01:54:43]  It's the pirate video.
[01:54:45]  Oh.
[01:54:47]  Yeah.
[01:54:48]  Harassment and cyber bullying policy.
[01:54:56]  That's.
[01:54:57]  Well, there you go.
[01:54:59]  I don't think I've ever had that happen.
[01:55:01]  I'm trying to.
[01:55:03]  I'm not going to be able to find it.
[01:55:04]  If you guys know what I'm talking about, can you guys find the message from the guy's fairy.
[01:55:16]  Actually, let me just skip a little bit.
[01:55:17]  I'm looking for the post from the other guy, the other guy's attorney that made the game.
[01:55:23]  Because he lawyered up, and it's actually a really, really funny thing about how he lawyered up.
[01:55:29]  See if I can find this just really quick.
[01:55:32]  Here, let's see.
[01:55:34]  Sorry, I didn't find this one before the stream.
[01:55:35]  I forgot afterwards.
[01:55:37]  Pro bono.
[01:55:39]  If not, I'll just try to recall it from memory.
[01:55:41]  Okay, I think I found it.
[01:55:43]  Damn, I'm guessing I'm not going to be able to fucking find this shit.
[01:55:47]  So the guy that made the game, as soon as he got DMCA'd, a guy reached out to him.
[01:55:54]  And I need to go find out who it is because I would love to reach out to him and get him on our side as far as the 501c4.
[01:56:01]  He got an attorney who specializes in copyright and fair use to reach out to him and represent him pro bono.
[01:56:08]  So if Jason decides to move ahead with suing him for copyright infringement, the other guy already has representation ready to go for free, which is fucking awesome.
[01:56:19]  Honestly, the DMCA is probably one of the most stifling anti-creativity and anti-free expression laws that has ever been conceived.
[01:56:28]  And it needs to be broken and scattered to the fucking wind.
[01:56:32]  So it's nice to see that there are people who are trying to help with stuff like this.
[01:56:38]  By the way, while I was dealing with pirate software, he was not, of course, talking about his ongoing vector litigation and harassment of any game devs.

=== VTuber Profile Insane Toilets (02:54) ===

[01:56:49]  He was instead talking about toilets on social media.
[01:56:54]  He was saying here in response to an advertisement for a toilet that it's an insane claim to be honest that this flush, this toilet can flush seven billiard balls in a single flush.
[01:57:08]  I have learned, by the way, that this is not an insane claim.
[01:57:14]  Someone made a reply to this post saying, actually, I work in an insane asylum, and we use these toilets specifically because they are vacuum powered and they are capable of handling the things that our inmates flush down the toilet.
[01:57:29]  So it is not an insane claim.
[01:57:32]  It is actually a very good toilet.
[01:57:34]  I've always appreciated that the company that makes toilets in the U.S. is called the American Standard.
[01:57:40]  We need to export this standard to India so that the Indians may enjoy the American standard at home as opposed to in the United States, which I assume is why they come over here to enjoy our wonderful toilets.
[01:57:52]  Anyways, the point of this was that this guy responded and said, get them as a sponsor and test it on stream LaMau.
[01:58:00]  I was intrigued by his combination of avatar and username.
[01:58:05]  His name is Shy Daddy Vtuber ETA TBD Gaming Anime Horror.
[01:58:11]  I go over to his profile.
[01:58:13]  He's a 38-year-old dad who does an 18-plus VTuber persona called Shy Daddy.
[01:58:22]  And this is his profile picture.
[01:58:24]  I'm sure this guy looks exactly like his character.
[01:58:28]  He sits in a gothic throne and says, it's on your knees.
[01:58:34]  So he says 38-year-old dad who does streaming, but not really.
[01:58:39]  It's to be determined.
[01:58:40]  Oh, he says it's he's taken.
[01:58:43]  He is so he puts all this other shit first.
[01:58:45]  He puts his porn stuff first and then says taken.
[01:58:47]  So I was going to say, it's kind of interesting that he's a dad, but he's also not married.
[01:58:53]  I don't know.
[01:58:53]  I guess not taken doesn't mean married.
[01:58:56]  I guess you would just say married if you were actually married.
[01:58:59]  But then he does, he's taken, but he still does this.
[01:59:02]  I wonder if she knows about the shy daddy profile.
[01:59:05]  By the way, by the way, I have been informed by the VTuber Consortium that when somebody has a dead-end fucking follow, like VTuber profile on Twitter and they're calling themselves a VTuber, but they still aren't streaming.
[01:59:29]  Like this account has been around since May 2022.
[01:59:33]  He's a VTuber, but he is still not streaming as a VTuber.
[01:59:37]  The official appropriate VTuber name for this type of person is a V Tweeter.

=== Federal Employees Duty Hold Line (15:17) ===

[01:59:44]  And I have also been informed that it is a great shame.
[01:59:47]  It is a horrific shame onto you and your house and your children and your taken to be a V tweeter.
[01:59:54]  The lowest of the low.
[01:59:56]  All the clout, all the wonderful clout that comes with being a V tuber, but none of the actual effort chat.
[02:00:03]  That is what the animes have informed me.
[02:00:07]  I wish him well with his exploits.
[02:00:12]  And then I will just go ahead and go to the Reddit so we can wrap up and I can go to bed.
[02:00:19]  I'm at like this extreme level of exhaustion where it's like entirely in my head and not in my body.
[02:00:25]  So I'm sleepy boy.
[02:00:27]  So I'm saying this is the Reddit segment and I'm just going to read the random stuff.
[02:00:35]  This is Fed news and this is a Reddit specifically for federal employees of the United States federal government.
[02:00:46]  And I want to read some of the most popular posts from the last month in the Fed News subreddit.
[02:00:52]  You ready?
[02:00:55]  Let's see.
[02:00:56]  Supervisor told us to stop posting on Reddit.
[02:00:59]  We just had a meeting about employees posting memos and meeting topics on Reddit and we were told to stop leaking information.
[02:01:04]  Don't stop.
[02:01:05]  The people deserve to know this information.
[02:01:09]  Remember the oath.
[02:01:10]  Hold the line.
[02:01:12]  I just wanted to leave this here in case anyone needs a reminder of why we do what we do.
[02:01:16]  I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
[02:01:25]  Hold the line, fellow feds.
[02:01:27]  The only thing necessary for evil to flourish is for good people to do nothing.
[02:01:33]  Sarah of Bramblewood says, hold the line.
[02:01:36]  We made an oath to protect the Constitution from threats, foreign and domestic.
[02:01:40]  And then we have this wonderful thing.
[02:01:42]  You see that they have the CDC, Medicare, EPA, education, freedom, democracy, the FDA, Social Security, and the U.S. Mail.
[02:01:52]  Well, I regret to inform them that federal employees don't actually run the U.S. Mail.
[02:01:57]  I'm pretty sure that postal service workers are not swearing an oath of office.
[02:02:03]  Democracy, freedom, I don't think that the federal government provides those.
[02:02:07]  They specifically protect them.
[02:02:09]  They're supposed to.
[02:02:10]  Everything else can go.
[02:02:11]  Fuck them.
[02:02:12]  Let's see.
[02:02:13]  By the way, I love this.
[02:02:14]  We have one, two white people, and then a bunch of browns, ones with big afros.
[02:02:21]  And then I love how this one is specifically in a wheelchair.
[02:02:25]  They like to cut off arms and legs usually for the diversity quota.
[02:02:31]  But I guess you can't have a person without an arm in this picture.
[02:02:34]  So they just have a wheelchair.
[02:02:38]  This non-buyout really seems to have backfired.
[02:02:41]  I'll be honest.
[02:02:42]  Before that email went out, I was looking for any way to get out of this fresh hell.
[02:02:45]  But now I am fired up and ready to make these goons as frustrated as possible.
[02:02:50]  RTO be damned.
[02:02:51]  Hold the line.
[02:02:55]  They were posting Fed news posts in the union chat.
[02:02:59]  Feds, this is the time to cut off anyone who backed Trump and his agenda.
[02:03:04]  This isn't the moment for a D agree to disagree.
[02:03:07]  This is what I fucking told you.
[02:03:09]  There is a stream out there.
[02:03:11]  I'm going to go and find this, actually.
[02:03:13]  I remember telling you people years ago, and I caught flack for this.
[02:03:18]  I said, if it ever came time, if it ever came time for a federal employee to choose between you and their life and their 20-year pension, they would choose the pension every single time.
[02:03:31]  Every time.
[02:03:32]  There's not a single federal agent who wouldn't kill their own mother to keep that 20-year pension on the line.
[02:03:38]  You telling me that somebody 16 years in to federal service, looking at that four years for a pension, is going to be given the chance to either cut off people of their own family or trim them in versus staying those four years, that 20-year pension?
[02:03:51]  Not a single fucking one would keep you in their life if it meant sacrificing the 20-year pension.
[02:03:57]  And here we go.
[02:03:58]  Here we fucking go.
[02:03:59]  The Feds is saying with thousands, 26,000 upvotes, explicitly saying that their job as a federal agent is worth more to them than anybody in their fucking life.
[02:04:14]  Not a single fucking person.
[02:04:16]  Lauren Southern Winniker, yeah, the mother of your own child, your child, or your job working for some fucking office bureaucracy.
[02:04:25]  Sorry, bitch.
[02:04:26]  Sorry, white woman.
[02:04:27]  I got to go and be loyal to my government and to my job.
[02:04:31]  Every one of them.
[02:04:32]  Every single fucking person.
[02:04:33]  Even the people mopping the linoleum in the NSA.
[02:04:36]  They would all sell your ass out in a fucking heartbeat.
[02:04:40]  Why not Elon?
[02:04:42]  The truth about federal employees.
[02:04:44]  Okay, let's see your fucking infographic.
[02:04:46]  You hoe.
[02:04:48]  Federal employees compromise about 2% of the American workforce, which is millions of them, by the way.
[02:04:54]  4.5% of the federal budget went to the federal workforce compensation.
[02:04:59]  The ratio of federal workers to national population has decreased.
[02:05:03]  Threaty, that's because the federal government can't hire foreign nationals and our entire population is now illegal fucking immigrants.
[02:05:12]  That's why the ratio has gone down because they can't hire them.
[02:05:15]  They would if they could.
[02:05:16]  Don't get me wrong.
[02:05:17]  They would, but they actually can't.
[02:05:19]  At least right now.
[02:05:20]  Federal employees are paid 25% less compared to private sector counterparts, but that's raw income.
[02:05:26]  That's not considering their health benefits.
[02:05:29]  That's not considering their retirement pension.
[02:05:31]  All that shit's not calculated.
[02:05:34]  Only 10% of employees are fully remote.
[02:05:37]  70, 80% of federal hours are spent in person.
[02:05:40]  I support that.
[02:05:41]  I've made statements about that.
[02:05:43]  I think that telework is good.
[02:05:44]  Telework is good because it, I think I always work better from home.
[02:05:49]  And I think that's important for people trying to start families.
[02:05:54]  If mothers could work from home and fathers could work from home and not commute and spend more time at home, I think that's a good thing, actually.
[02:06:02]  I don't care about veterans at all.
[02:06:04]  Fuck you.
[02:06:06]  If you ever were in the military, a member of our service, a member, active duty member for Navy, Marines, Air Force, Army, I don't give a shit.
[02:06:16]  Fuck you.
[02:06:17]  You didn't defend my freedom.
[02:06:19]  Don't even fucking pretend.
[02:06:20]  If you're listening to this, you probably agree with me that you went there for money and you killed a bunch of brown kids if you were active duty with guns and shit and none of it mattered and it was a complete waste of everybody's fucking time.
[02:06:30]  If you're genuinely honest, you probably agree with me.
[02:06:33]  Go fuck yourself.
[02:06:35]  No hard feelings.
[02:06:40]  I don't think I've even found a single active duty, former active duty military that would disagree with me.
[02:06:48]  They all know it's such a scam.
[02:06:54]  And federal employees are more educated.
[02:06:56]  Wow, who would have thought that the people working for the government are more brainwashed than other people?
[02:07:01]  Shocker.
[02:07:02]  Federal employees, hold the line.
[02:07:03]  Don't resign.
[02:07:07]  Have you noticed that the shift of people commenting across these subs?
[02:07:11]  Something is very strange.
[02:07:12]  Either the true Trumpists are showing themselves or we have been infiltrated.
[02:07:16]  I refuse to believe all the patriotism and holding the line I saw has quickly turned into it's a really good offer.
[02:07:22]  The agency said, take it.
[02:07:23]  I'm taking it that quickly.
[02:07:29]  We will not resign.
[02:07:31]  The Federal Employees United.
[02:07:32]  You know, the Federal Union has 800,000 members.
[02:07:37]  Fire them all.
[02:07:39]  I think Trump and Elon said that you could take the federal government and take half of them out and nothing would change.
[02:07:46]  You know what half of 2 million is?
[02:07:49]  1 million.
[02:07:50]  You know what 800,000 is?
[02:07:52]  Really fucking close to 1 million.
[02:07:54]  They're going to strike.
[02:07:55]  They're going to just, you want to get rid of them anyways.
[02:07:58]  Just take them all out.
[02:08:00]  Just do it, Elon.
[02:08:02]  Just fire them all.
[02:08:04]  All 800,000.
[02:08:07]  It's pretty boring.
[02:08:08]  That's the other thing I heard about the military.
[02:08:10]  Someone summed up military service as you're in the desert, you're by a Humvee.
[02:08:16]  There's like a couple of you, I think like four, like four people together, four to eight, or you're at like a base and you're just sitting there and you're waiting for orders.
[02:08:26]  And then after like eight hours, randomly, the orders come in.
[02:08:29]  And then you move to this other position and you wait there for like another couple hours and then you drive somewhere else.
[02:08:37]  And occasionally you hit a roadside bomb and your legs get blown off or someone in your caravan has their legs blown off by an IED.
[02:08:44]  And then you, then it becomes exciting because you have to take them back or call on a blackhawk or something to get them out.
[02:08:51]  And then after, you know, you talk to your commanding officer about what happened, they instruct you to go to this place and sit there for eight fucking hours waiting for further instructions.
[02:09:02]  That's how military service was described to me.
[02:09:06]  And then of course you collect your pension and get the fuck out of there.
[02:09:10]  You buy a Harley-Davidson or like a sports car and you try to forget all the dead children.
[02:09:18]  That's basically it.
[02:09:20]  Hurry up and wait.
[02:09:21]  That's it.
[02:09:21]  That's the line.
[02:09:23]  Okay.
[02:09:24]  Let's read the super chats.
[02:09:25]  I apologize if you sent in super chats last stream.
[02:09:28]  I do not have them.
[02:09:30]  I love you.
[02:09:31]  I don't know if that counts for anything.
[02:09:33]  My dedicated super chat is who I rely on because all my other income has been cut off.
[02:09:38]  You matter a lot to me, XOXO.
[02:09:40]  All right.
[02:09:42]  Let's get this show on the road.
[02:09:44]  I need some green for this shit.
[02:09:47]  In case you're wondering, the next stream will be at Friday at noon Eastern Time, the regular time, unless I decide to cough up another bowl of curry or something to that effect.
[02:09:58]  Okay.
[02:09:59]  Schwatzval Noel for five says, recently been seeing television commercials for the white beaches of Pensacola.
[02:10:06]  Is it true that Pensacola has beaches reserved exclusively for white people?
[02:10:09]  What a place you grew up in.
[02:10:11]  Unfortunately, that is false advertising.
[02:10:13]  The beaches there are very, very not white.
[02:10:16]  You might want to go to Destin.
[02:10:18]  Judy Tester for five says, I had a dream I saw you out somewhere and tried to get you a creep, try to get a creep shot, but I fell over.
[02:10:23]  The thing was, I was hiding behind like a cartoon.
[02:10:26]  You laughed at me and walked away.
[02:10:29]  That's fucking weird, Judy Tester.
[02:10:31]  I don't know why you're dreaming about shit like that.
[02:10:34]  Meet Spaceman for two says, welcome back.
[02:10:36]  I hope you had a great time in the hospital.
[02:10:39]  Bro, my neck is so fucked up from sleeping in uncomfortable ass fucking beds that I think I did more damage to myself than going in.
[02:10:49]  Crypto Hag for 10 says, chirp.
[02:10:52]  Thank you, CryptoHag.
[02:10:53]  I appreciate it.
[02:10:54]  Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for five, says, glorious Kiwi Emperor.
[02:10:59]  You come back to the U.S. and immediately die of a heart attack.
[02:11:01]  Coincidence?
[02:11:02]  No.
[02:11:03]  As always, they blame the Pajites.
[02:11:05]  Dylan Ham Bigsby for 540 says, sorry to hear you missed your dose of life-giving estradal on Friday.
[02:11:12]  Glad to have you back, bro.
[02:11:13]  I'm telling you, trans healthcare is life-saving healthcare.
[02:11:17]  Thank you.
[02:11:18]  Meet Spaceman for 187 says, Josh, I know you've been busy, boy, but there is any chance of reviving kiwarms.cc.
[02:11:24]  Perhaps you could just start yelling at Crunklord and make him do it.
[02:11:26]  The Kiwi Feddy was Pete Comfy.
[02:11:29]  So, I am considering, and it's a hard consideration to make.
[02:11:35]  I would like to start some services as part of the Foundation's charitable purpose to preserve online freedom.
[02:11:41]  And I'm strongly considering not reviving kiwifarms.cc, but instead setting up a Fediverse on the nonprofits website.
[02:11:52]  Kino Casino 2 will be ours for 230.
[02:11:55]  Says, very honest content, padded room, dead chat, casino 2 reparation.
[02:11:59]  Johnny Tattletale, 12-year-old account, can't handle bants, daddy null involvement, retarded faggots.
[02:12:10]  It says Kino Casino, but I think it's spelled on the forum chat way.
[02:12:14]  So I think this is a forum chat inside joke that I'm not getting.
[02:12:19]  Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for five, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor.
[02:12:23]  I saw a chinkoid manufactured anime recently and was shocked to learn.
[02:12:26]  I love it.
[02:12:27]  I now think that stuff at Nanking happened, but only a little and not as described.
[02:12:31]  We call it Sika Woo Luki.
[02:12:34]  Good job, Chingx.
[02:12:36]  Glad you're enjoying Chinese media, sir.
[02:12:39]  Anna Aryan Queen Generator for 5 says, how does it feel knowing you shit on me for making fun of Turkecken as Turkey Tom had some other man's cock in his mouth and his ex's name carved into his chest?
[02:12:50]  There's still no evidence that he carved anybody's name in this chest.
[02:12:53]  In fact, it's like demonstrably fake, so you're still retarded.
[02:12:56]  Humble Guardsman for 20 says, Gallum Gala Gala Mom.
[02:12:59]  I don't know what the fuck this means.
[02:13:01]  I have to sign in to confirm I'm not a bot.
[02:13:03]  Let's try this browser.
[02:13:05]  An error has occurred.
[02:13:07]  An error has occurred.
[02:13:09]  He's trying to get me to play this clip and it's just not fucking happening.
[02:13:14]  Sorry, bro.
[02:13:14]  YouTube sucks.
[02:13:15]  Upload your videos to Catbox or some shit.
[02:13:18]  Thank you.
[02:13:19]  Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, glad you're not dead, Saar.
[02:13:21]  Take some shekels.
[02:13:22]  I will.
[02:13:22]  Thank you very much, Sar.
[02:13:24]  Erin Quinn generator for 5 says, hey, healthy boy, if you know so much about fiber and shitting, why were you in the hospital?
[02:13:29]  No amount of fiber can build a wall against the Pajeet menace.
[02:13:33]  Devious DeV for 2 says, well, well, well.
[02:13:37]  Feels threatening, but thank you.
[02:13:39]  Phased Inklage for 20 says, hope you're feeling spelled now, Josh.
[02:13:43]  Heart medical emergency center concerning in the telegram.
[02:13:46]  Yeah, it made me sound like I was dying.
[02:13:47]  It wasn't that bad.
[02:13:48]  Don't worry about it.
[02:13:50]  Thank you.
[02:13:51]  Space Allen for 20 says, ham jam, US flag emoji, ham jam.
[02:13:56]  And it shows up on the fucking screen because at some point I fixed that.
[02:14:00]  I was working on fixing integration for X, I think.
[02:14:06]  And I got it working again.
[02:14:08]  Thank you.
[02:14:10]  Thavog for 10 says, please, Josh, 64 slices of American cheese aren't an appropriate pre-stream meal.
[02:14:16]  Blindness you experienced should have been a dead giveaway.
[02:14:19]  I'm very insulted that you think I would eat American cheese, bro.
[02:14:22]  Come on now.
[02:14:23]  Thank you.
[02:14:24]  Humble Guardsman for one says, Crucify visa employees up and down the interstate highways.
[02:14:29]  I can fall out.
[02:14:30]  Y'all, basically.
[02:14:32]  Indomitable for 10 says, Moo.
[02:14:34]  And then there is a link to world's most expensive cow soul for 4.8 million.
[02:14:41]  I don't know.
[02:14:42]  I gotta know what makes this cow so fucking expensive.
[02:14:44]  Oh my god, what a beautiful cow.
[02:14:46]  What the fuck?
[02:14:47]  Wow.
[02:14:49]  Oh, this is in Brazil.
[02:14:51]  Holy shit.
[02:14:52]  Check out this cow, chat.
[02:14:55]  He's so cool.
[02:14:56]  I gotta admit, I didn't know what to expect when I heard $4.8 million cow.

=== Cow Karen Rules Money (16:17) ===

[02:15:02]  But basically, this.
[02:15:03]  Check out that hump.
[02:15:04]  I love cows that have that hump behind their neck.
[02:15:06]  I don't know why.
[02:15:07]  It's a very nice trait.
[02:15:08]  He's so big.
[02:15:09]  Yeah, that's a winner.
[02:15:11]  I like that cow a lot.
[02:15:12]  Good job, Brazil.
[02:15:14]  Good job with this cow.
[02:15:17]  Haramberger for two says, freaking out, finding a flood of fun features on the front page.
[02:15:21]  Fuck yeah, Faggot.
[02:15:22]  Oh, yeah.
[02:15:23]  There's lots of stuff featured right now.
[02:15:24]  Enjoy, Stalker Child.
[02:15:26]  Boogie 1488 for 10 says, look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone running around managing your gossip forums.
[02:15:32]  How can you challenge a perfect lowercase I, lowercase I, immortal machine?
[02:15:37]  Very easily, I will destroy you, Stalker Child.
[02:15:40]  Gormless Wonder, thank you, by the way, for five says, the Japanese government is investigating payment processors for denying hentai games the ability to make money on Steam.
[02:15:47]  Strange bed pills.
[02:15:48]  Yeah, fucking tell me about it.
[02:15:50]  I even get snippy little comments from fucking anime faggots saying, We warned you about payment processors when they started debanking the hentai games.
[02:15:58]  It's like, you motherfucker, I've been dealing with shit for 13 fucking years and your shit ass fucking lollycon game got kicked off like what two years ago tops.
[02:16:08]  You didn't teach me fucking shit, little anime boy.
[02:16:12]  You didn't even notice all the shit happening because you were jerking off for 13 fucking years instead of dealing with shit.
[02:16:21]  David S877 for 25 says, when does the press tour for the charity start looking forward to you on other streams promoting it and maybe some guests on your streams again?
[02:16:30]  We have to get the payment processor thing set up and we're dealing with the IRS still.
[02:16:35]  That's a precursor.
[02:16:36]  We have to get the 501c4 filing in before we can do that.
[02:16:40]  Thank you.
[02:16:41]  Gormless Wonder for one says niche gamer Japanese government.
[02:16:44]  I just read that.
[02:16:45]  Boogie 1488 for 5 says, Can you help me find a low cow?
[02:16:48]  Jim covered him once looking like Justin RPG, active many years ago on YouTube, wrote me a video on gamer etiquette and how to be a gentleman gamer.
[02:16:57]  The low cows that Jim's into are very different from the ones that I'm into.
[02:17:00]  And I don't recall that.
[02:17:02]  Like oftentimes when Jim does a stream on a low cow, I have no idea who they are because they're just out of my little bubble.
[02:17:09]  Maybe someone chat knows them.
[02:17:11]  Nekotiotito says, Do you think we will see a destiny manifested within four years?
[02:17:18]  Also, and there's a link.
[02:17:21]  I don't know what the first part of that question means.
[02:17:24]  And then the link is to an account called Bunnies.
[02:17:28]  And it's a montage video of bunnies being weird.
[02:17:32]  I lack any means to respond to this message at all.
[02:17:35]  I don't know what you mean by destiny.
[02:17:38]  If you mean taking Greenland, I mean, yes, obviously.
[02:17:40]  If you mean taking Canada, I don't know if we want them.
[02:17:43]  Unless we round up all the Canadians into a ghetto, I'm not supporting that.
[02:17:47]  Thank you.
[02:17:48]  Sultan Benju star inshallah for $500.
[02:17:53]  Finally.
[02:17:54]  Finally, a Saudi Arabian sponsor, chat.
[02:17:57]  I've deserved this for as long as you've been alive.
[02:18:00]  Is becoming a registrar worth it if you can drum up the sales volume to cover the fees?
[02:18:04]  Has I can turned itself into a veritable shekel factory?
[02:18:07]  Also, fuck Marty.
[02:18:08]  I agree.
[02:18:09]  Fuck Marty.
[02:18:12]  It depends on the money.
[02:18:16]  If we, if I was in a position where I had more money than I knew what to do with for the charity, I would definitely invest in becoming a registrar for the purposes of being a solid registrar for at-risk infrastructure.
[02:18:32]  It would be 100% in line with the purpose of the charity.
[02:18:37]  But it is a big deal.
[02:18:38]  The one thing that I would do if I did have that money and I was an accredited registrar and we had the infrastructure set up is I would challenge GoDaddy for the contract for the US TLD.
[02:18:50]  GoDaddy is one of the worst registrars, but they actually manage.us in all its forms.
[02:18:56]  They decide who gets to have a.us account.
[02:19:00]  And I think that if I had like the ability to do whatever I wanted, I would buy the rights to.us or I would fuck them in the federal government to get the rights myself for the charity.
[02:19:13]  And then I would manage it as a complete fucking free-for-all.
[02:19:16]  There's already a requirement that you have to dox yourself in the whois.
[02:19:20]  You can't use any privacy tools.
[02:19:22]  And you have to be American.
[02:19:23]  So we can set it up so that everybody can buy a.us TLD and then there's no rules.
[02:19:29]  As long as you pay your fees and the government doesn't tell me to shut you down, your site will stay up.
[02:19:33]  And I think if we did that,.us would see a resurgence in use that it doesn't have right now.
[02:19:38]  So, yeah, but you're talking a lot of money, like six figures, a lot of money.
[02:19:43]  If you're a Saudi Arabian and you have that much money, let me know.
[02:19:46]  I will take it.
[02:19:48]  I even have a guy that can do the registrar stuff for me.
[02:19:51]  So I know the people.
[02:19:53]  It's just expensive.
[02:19:55]  Thank you.
[02:19:56]  My hamster is a turf for one says, Guy on Tinder said, ask me anything.
[02:19:59]  So I asked his opinion on section 230.
[02:20:01]  He unmatched.
[02:20:01]  It's tough out there for Kiwi girls.
[02:20:06]  Filter out the brainless, bro.
[02:20:08]  Don't worry about it.
[02:20:09]  It's his loss.
[02:20:10]  Pork lack.
[02:20:12]  By the way, you should ask about porn.
[02:20:14]  I bet you should get a lot more fucking riveting responses to that.
[02:20:18]  Porglak for three says, if they added Madoc to Marvel Riders, but it was a sargon on the head, do you think he would say it's woke?
[02:20:26]  I have no idea what that means.
[02:20:29]  Marvel Rivals is one of those games that I just stopped playing because it's like Overwatch Coomer bait.
[02:20:35]  It's just like, I don't want to participate in some chinky sex fantasy.
[02:20:40]  I don't know who a Madoc is.
[02:20:42]  Breadwash for five says, kill visa, but head visa.
[02:20:44]  Roundhouse kick visa into the marble bank floor.
[02:20:46]  Judo throw a visa representative into the shredder had a pull visa into an active volcano.
[02:20:50]  Now, those are domestic policies I can stand behind.
[02:20:54]  Sneed for Life for one says, Do you think there are any base Pajites?
[02:20:57]  Tara McCarthy is a Pajit white nationalist who interviewed Jordan Peterson in 2017.
[02:21:01]  The lawyer is she railed against misogyny in the sector.
[02:21:04]  If there is, I can't name any off the top of my head.
[02:21:07]  I've never benefited from the existence of India.
[02:21:09]  Like, literally, I cannot think of a single thing that India has ever done that I have directly benefited from.
[02:21:14]  I don't know anybody.
[02:21:16]  I don't like any.
[02:21:17]  It's not even like with Mexico where it's like, but then what about the tacos, idiot?
[02:21:22]  Like, okay, yeah, fine.
[02:21:23]  I like tacos a lot.
[02:21:24]  Indian food tastes like shit.
[02:21:27]  It looks like shit.
[02:21:29]  It tastes like shit.
[02:21:30]  And it comes out exactly as it went in.
[02:21:32]  It is a disgusting fucking cuisine.
[02:21:35]  I honestly, I can't name anything good about India.
[02:21:39]  I think I did this game before where I said I liked Indian animal rights.
[02:21:44]  That kind of stuff was cute.
[02:21:46]  And I like that how the Sikhs hate Islam, but they can hate Islam in fucking India.
[02:21:50]  They don't even come here.
[02:21:52]  Anime Extremist for 2 says, if I remember when Congress outlawed the ability for companies to profit from hosting animal snuff videos, there were three congressmen to oppose it, Ron Paul, and two fellow libertarian-leaning GOP members.
[02:22:05]  That makes sense.
[02:22:06]  I can understand their perspectives, but I don't agree.
[02:22:10]  Anime Extremist for 2 says, this goes to show what I've been saying forever.
[02:22:13]  Libertarianism is fake and gay and retarded.
[02:22:15]  Libertarians are the biggest locales in political thought, way past even post-sadist.
[02:22:20]  Um, I disagree.
[02:22:22]  I think that the libertarian perspective is valuable.
[02:22:24]  Um, it's kind of like a moderating factor that has value.
[02:22:30]  Uh, Sneedle D and Sneedle Dumb for 10 says, I'm sorry, bro, but BMJ'd my bankroll.
[02:22:36]  You deserve more.
[02:22:37]  Take it before I double-check at Sneedle D and Sneedle Dummit.
[02:22:41]  Well, you don't got to worry.
[02:22:42]  Bossman Jack is still in jail, bro.
[02:22:45]  Don't you worry.
[02:22:46]  Thank you, though.
[02:22:47]  Thank you for sending it to me instead of double-checking you.
[02:22:50]  Archive Everything says for 663.
[02:22:53]  Dear listeners, if you value media preservation, please donate some digital currency to preservetube.com.
[02:22:58]  Thank you, Josh.
[02:22:59]  I don't know if this is the guy that runs it, but Preserve Tube is awesome.
[02:23:03]  So if you do, I would actually, if you have the money to spare and you want to help out Preserve Tube, I'd actually highly recommend it.
[02:23:10]  Lucifero210 for 10 says YouTube link.
[02:23:13]  Okay, great.
[02:23:14]  Let's see.
[02:23:16]  Mr. President, there have been some unusual rumors circulating lately.
[02:23:19]  How do you respond to these recent allegations?
[02:23:21]  These accusations are completely unfounded and frankly absurd.
[02:23:25]  To be clear, sir, you're denying the claims that you are, in fact, a lizard person and the existence of a shadowy lizard oligarchy.
[02:23:34]  I can assure you.
[02:23:39]  Are there more psychosis?
[02:23:41]  I don't know what this is.
[02:23:45]  I don't understand.
[02:23:46]  I guess the difference is that lizards blink and snakes do not.
[02:23:52]  I guess because they lick their eyes, right?
[02:23:54]  Okay, I laughed.
[02:23:55]  I laughed.
[02:23:56]  Thank you.
[02:23:59]  Sergeant Wizard Fist for 5 says, You did say that shroons would be the next psycho killer, so I guess it's another one for you, Josh.
[02:24:04]  I missed a few streams because of work here.
[02:24:06]  Yeah, I did totally fucking say that trainies were about to become serial killer mass murderers, and I was right again because it's so obvious.
[02:24:12]  Because sexual dysfunction is completely related to killing.
[02:24:17]  That's a very cute dog.
[02:24:18]  Thank you.
[02:24:20]  Mark Applier Sexlife for five says, TTD, thank you, Mark Applier Sex Live.
[02:24:27]  Sneedo for one says, 173A.
[02:24:33]  I don't know what that means.
[02:24:34]  Neko Toya Toito for five says, I forgot this was live for a moment.
[02:24:38]  It's nice having you stream in God's preferred time zone.
[02:24:42]  I guess based on the name, this person listens in Asia.
[02:24:44]  And I think it's like a reasonable hour in Asia Pacific for once.
[02:24:48]  Thank you.
[02:24:49]  Sheesh.
[02:24:51]  Sneed for Life for one says, Do you ever watch Nicholas J. Flint's show despite loathing him?
[02:24:55]  No, I do not.
[02:24:57]  Can you think of anything redeemable about him?
[02:25:00]  I mean, there's the cope that he moves the Overton window, but I don't think he really does.
[02:25:04]  Do you respect him for not disavowing Hitler when asked by Alex Jones?
[02:25:09]  Yeah, I think that if you have a principled stance on something, it's important to not disavow it.
[02:25:15]  But I mean, I don't even know if he's like principled in that way because a lot of his persona is just never to admit fault on anything.
[02:25:24]  Like whenever you try to challenge, whenever anybody challenges him on anything, he just tries to say, well, that's based actually.
[02:25:30]  And then all his retards go.
[02:25:32]  So his like, he Nick will never admit he's wrong on anything.
[02:25:36]  And that's a popular thing right now, but it's not really productive or intelligent.
[02:25:41]  Not saying that specifically about Hitler or anything, just saying in general.
[02:25:46]  Moon1966 for 5 says, Hope you're feeling better.
[02:25:49]  I'm feeling a little bit better, but I probably sound shitty still.
[02:25:53]  Thank you.
[02:25:53]  Royal Trash for 2 says, My cat likes to jump on my desk and watch you move your mouse.
[02:25:56]  Thank you for keeping her entertained.
[02:25:58]  You're very welcome.
[02:25:59]  I'm happy to help.
[02:26:01]  Better Bort for 10 says, It's Friday in the telephone in Moon Pie Manor.
[02:26:04]  Joshua Moon answers annoyed that his dinner party with the Bulgarian ambassador was disturbed before his weekly stream.
[02:26:11]  The voice in the line says, and better board for 10 continues.
[02:26:15]  Josh, music Biz Marty, he's gone.
[02:26:17]  Somehow he did not, he did a lot of drugs, and surprisingly was outlived by a rape ghoul.
[02:26:23]  Josh sheds a single tear.
[02:26:24]  It'll be over.
[02:26:25]  Just let me cancel my stream.
[02:26:28]  Fuck you.
[02:26:30]  I can't help it if fat retards die on Fent.
[02:26:33]  Okay.
[02:26:34]  Thank you.
[02:26:35]  Milk My Man Tits for 20 says, Good day, Josh, you sexy beast.
[02:26:39]  It's going to be 48 degrees Celsius in the mining pit in Satan's red hot arsehole today.
[02:26:45]  Great to finally catch a stream out here, mate.
[02:26:47]  I need a beer.
[02:26:48]  Get a pizza on me, Tubs.
[02:26:50]  Is this person Australian?
[02:26:54]  I don't think that non-Australian hands were capable of writing this fucking message.
[02:26:58]  Thank you.
[02:27:00]  Anime sucker.
[02:27:01]  Oh, fuck you.
[02:27:02]  Aaron Queen Generator for two says, you put the upon the gay voice for Nick is a way of life.
[02:27:08]  It's true.
[02:27:09]  I agree.
[02:27:10]  Humble Guardsman for one says, it takes a lot of cucksucking to master the gay voice like Nick has.
[02:27:17]  So I've been told.
[02:27:19]  Devious V for one says, can you tell Ghost on XE owes us a movie night?
[02:27:25]  No, maybe.
[02:27:27]  Debugs for 10 says, Josh, this is one of my favorite Maddie intros you did.
[02:27:32]  20 seconds.
[02:27:32]  Okay, let's see.
[02:27:34]  I just don't see anything.
[02:27:37]  Okay, let's see.
[02:27:39]  Oops.
[02:27:40]  I just trust Microsoft, and there's a new update that's come out.
[02:27:43]  It's pretty exciting.
[02:27:45]  Let's see what's next.
[02:27:46]  Oh, pride themes directly into Microsoft Edge.
[02:27:52]  That's weird.
[02:27:52]  That's a bit out of date, isn't it?
[02:27:54]  Oh, wait, no.
[02:27:55]  It's June.
[02:27:57]  It's June chat.
[02:27:59]  It's right there.
[02:28:02]  Chat, it's canceled forever.
[02:28:04]  Dude, here's our Operation Chaos, Operation Mayhem.
[02:28:08]  You ready?
[02:28:09]  This year, this is my homework assignment for all of you.
[02:28:13]  If you guys see any LGBTQIAP plus fucking anything in June, you have to write a letter.
[02:28:21]  You have to write a letter to like the local store, the regional manager, and the corporate office.
[02:28:27]  You have to write a letter by email or go on phone or send an actual physical letter saying, hey, so, you know, I'm at the Walmart here in Oakland.
[02:28:37]  And God, there's all these fucking gay flags here.
[02:28:40]  And I don't know if you've heard, but Donald Trump canceled Gayness.
[02:28:43]  Like, he just like signed an executive order saying you can't be a fucking faggot anymore.
[02:28:47]  And just send it in.
[02:28:48]  And we're going to, if enough people, if thousands of people just start flooding corporate HR department lines with shit like this, they will cave.
[02:28:57]  They will cave.
[02:28:58]  They don't want to deal with that.
[02:28:59]  They don't want to deal with any of that shit.
[02:29:01]  They don't want to have to spend money to have people write responses or come up with template letters or come up with like a DEI equity consulting firm for millions of dollars to figure out what to do.
[02:29:11]  Complain.
[02:29:12]  Say, I saw a gay flag on your fucking coffee shop in my town and I don't like it.
[02:29:17]  And I bet you it will be the last fucking one.
[02:29:21]  You have to become unhinged.
[02:29:23]  And being unhinged, see, everyone put down Karen.
[02:29:26]  Everyone said, this bitchy Karen was just like being a narc and enforcing the rules and complaining to people.
[02:29:32]  Go away, Karen.
[02:29:34]  Karen, as a white woman, was the last vestige of white identity.
[02:29:38]  And she was trying to enforce anti-gay, anti-swarthy rules.
[02:29:44]  And you have to respect the Karen, okay?
[02:29:46]  You have to become the Karen, even.
[02:29:48]  Doodlepot for 10 says, I didn't know what to do without your stream last week.
[02:29:51]  It was boring.
[02:29:53]  Hurry up and wait, brother.
[02:29:55]  Thank you.
[02:29:56]  Judy Tester for one says, the V Tweeter 31 year old's media tab is a hoot.
[02:30:00]  He paid for those two images and he's going to use them.
[02:30:03]  God damn it.
[02:30:03]  Is it like nothing but the same image over and over again?
[02:30:07]  I don't want to show the media tab. Behold the V tweeter chat.
[02:30:27]  Behold the pirate software V tweeter fan base chat.
[02:30:34]  He commissioned this one fucking image and he said, give me a really long and thick neck and I'm going to post it to every single fucking person.
[02:30:45]  Okay, that's very funny.
[02:30:48]  Thank you.
[02:30:48]  Branda Wu, Hyper Bimbo, for $20 says, here's some late-breaking news.
[02:30:52]  Trump is going to cleanse Gaza, apparently.
[02:30:55]  Yes, I saw that Trump said that the Palestinians need to go to Egypt or Jordan.
[02:31:01]  And you know what I think?
[02:31:02]  Nothing.
[02:31:03]  I don't care.
[02:31:04]  I don't care if Israel ethnically cleanses Palestine.
[02:31:07]  I do not give a fuck if they take chunks of land off of Syria.
[02:31:11]  If the Jews leave me alone and let me dismantle Stripe and MasterCard Visa card, and I don't give a shit.

=== 1953 Song Gold Karma (08:08) ===

[02:31:19]  I'm happy for is this the trade-off?
[02:31:21]  We just have to maybe, maybe they had it the right way this entire time.
[02:31:25]  This is what Hitler should have done.
[02:31:26]  He shouldn't have said, look, we're going to kill you all.
[02:31:27]  Don't do that.
[02:31:28]  We're going to say, look, we're going to win.
[02:31:30]  We're going to take Africa back from the British.
[02:31:34]  And we're going to give the Jews Israel and all of the Nile Delta and all of Jordan and Mount Sinai and parts of Lebanon, the mountain range.
[02:31:43]  And we're going to give it to you.
[02:31:44]  You just got to get the fuck away from us.
[02:31:46]  I bet you we'd all be speaking German right now.
[02:31:49]  This is what with Jews you win, chat.
[02:31:52]  With Jews, you win.
[02:31:59]  Thank you.
[02:32:00]  Sneederson for 10 says, me an account for this, Jerusalem.
[02:32:03]  That's retarded.
[02:32:03]  Those feds are putting their jobs at risk by being openly defiant towards the new admin.
[02:32:07]  Bro, I'm telling you, you got to fucking fire them and then you don't owe them any severance.
[02:32:13]  It's the best idea ever.
[02:32:15]  Thank you.
[02:32:16]  Aryan Queen Generator for two says, also, as a paying customer, I demand two days of streaming.
[02:32:19]  Why do you think less content would be more better?
[02:32:21]  Literal years of gumroad sub and five content items and you cut down on streaming days work.
[02:32:27]  I'm doing shit, okay?
[02:32:28]  I got shit to do.
[02:32:30]  I didn't realize how much time I save by not doing two streams a week.
[02:32:33]  And it's worth it because there's not enough to talk about twice a week often.
[02:32:37]  Curl 4 for 5 says, Josh mentions the pirate software poop gnome.
[02:32:41]  I did mention the poop gnome.
[02:32:43]  I showed him last stream.
[02:32:45]  If you don't know, there's a picture of his butt plug in one of the photos, and it's really gross.
[02:32:49]  Sneederson for five says, also, the military is great.
[02:32:51]  You just get to hang out with your buddies all day.
[02:32:54]  It's great until you're having to shoot at cartel members and getting decapitated.
[02:32:58]  Humble Grudsman for one says, I had a dream that you came to my house and cleaned it.
[02:33:02]  Also, you killed a rat with your bare hands and threw it at me.
[02:33:04]  You're about six foot four and skinny.
[02:33:06]  I need to listen to Les Maddie.
[02:33:08]  This is an accurate depiction of my everyday life.
[02:33:11]  KB for 10 says, thank you for appraising my rubles.
[02:33:14]  Didn't mean to flex.
[02:33:15]  Thought they were worth way less.
[02:33:16]  This guy, oh my fucking God.
[02:33:18]  I'm going to show you a picture of this.
[02:33:19]  I'm going to show you how fucking stupid I am.
[02:33:22]  Oh, he's going to keep on me.
[02:33:23]  Fuck you, asshole.
[02:33:24]  This guy, I'm going to make sure there's no PI in this.
[02:33:29]  You need to send them to me now.
[02:33:30]  This guy sends me a fucking email.
[02:33:32]  It's like, hey, Josh, I just found the coin, like, just like sitting in my office.
[02:33:37]  Do you like collect these?
[02:33:38]  And me, of course, I'm white, so I don't lie, right?
[02:33:42]  I look at them and I think, that's gold.
[02:33:45]  So I looked it up.
[02:33:46]  These are all turn of the century, 1900s.
[02:33:50]  It's like 1898 to 1904.
[02:33:54]  Tsar Nicholas II gold rubles.
[02:33:57]  And I added them up.
[02:33:59]  It's 40 or 30.96 grams of gold, just under one troy ounce.
[02:34:07]  And the price of a troy ounce of gold right now is $2,850.
[02:34:15]  So this person sends me a message like, hey, I found some shiny stuff that looks like a coin.
[02:34:19]  Do you collect them?
[02:34:20]  Me, idiot, white, tells the truth.
[02:34:22]  Says, that's worth about $3,000.
[02:34:25]  And that's not including the collector's value.
[02:34:27]  Depending on how these would grade, and they look like they're in great condition, they look used, but they might be like these back here, I don't know.
[02:34:33]  The top middle ones, they might be graded at a higher than very fine or whatever.
[02:34:38]  They might have collector's value that's hundreds of dollars more than the price of the gold.
[02:34:43]  So I could have had $3,000 of amazing high-quality Sar Nicholas II gold coins, but instead I told this fucking idiot that, yeah, that's actually gold.
[02:34:54]  Hopefully, hopefully I get some karma, chat.
[02:34:58]  Karma's not Christian, so there's no point.
[02:35:00]  There's no point pleading for karma.
[02:35:02]  There's no karma in this life, chat.
[02:35:03]  There's only suffering.
[02:35:07]  Humble Guardsman, for one, says YouTube link.
[02:35:09]  Go fuck yourself.
[02:35:09]  Sneeto, for one, says, hey, Josh, I was wondering if you heard the Val Shassan loving Russian YouTuber named Nefukers.
[02:35:16]  He was recently sealing up Ethan Klein for making a content cop on Hassan the Trick Road.
[02:35:20]  I don't pay attention to any of those fucking people, and I don't care what Arabs think.
[02:35:24]  Helen Keller Garippi for five says, Dir, help Josh.
[02:35:31]  My new husband is trying to kill me.
[02:35:33]  Herpa Derp.
[02:35:35]  They still haven't found her body yet, by the way.
[02:35:39]  Claudia Dante for 20 says, Josh challenges GoDaddy to trial by combat for the .us registrar.
[02:35:44]  They nominate a mysterious man known only as Lucas to be their champion.
[02:35:47]  Josh is broken like a twig beneath his mighty heel.
[02:35:51]  Is that a reference to Keffels?
[02:35:53]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[02:35:55]  Oh, thank you.
[02:35:56]  Pitman64 for five says, well, you list dog and sweat coin as crypto donations on your website.
[02:36:01]  Should I list dog?
[02:36:03]  I guess I have to.
[02:36:04]  It's the official currency of the United States of America at this point.
[02:36:07]  Sneedo, for one, says, Twitch, hey, you're breaking the time warp.
[02:36:12]  Zooch, for one, says the herbal thing is called Echinacea.
[02:36:15]  Feel better soon.
[02:36:16]  I'm taking my Echinacea, so my Echinacea, so I should be fine.
[02:36:20]  Nicolai Dante for 20 says, and this is the last one.
[02:36:24]  You merely adopted the gay voice.
[02:36:25]  Nick was born with it.
[02:36:27]  Teased in kindergarten for it.
[02:36:28]  He couldn't speak without a lisp until he was already a man.
[02:36:33]  Great.
[02:36:34]  Okay.
[02:36:34]  Thank you, everybody, for tuning in.
[02:36:35]  I'll be back on Friday to catch up on everything since that's happened between them and after this stream.
[02:36:42]  Hopefully I'll have five, six gold coins here from Good Karma.
[02:36:47]  We'll see.
[02:36:48]  All right, this has been the song.
[02:36:50]  This song has been the top of my head for a while, so I'm playing it.
[02:36:53]  I'll see you guys then.
[02:36:54]  Take it easy.
[02:36:55]  Buh-bye.
[02:36:58]  Whatever enough to bring to pass in the world will first come to pass in the heart of America.
[02:37:19]  Riding past the freeway on my daily commute Seven miles to the gallon with a first-rate view Not a ferry in this town We chased them out long ago.
[02:37:36]  My southern values matter more than you'll ever know.
[02:37:41]  This land is great and it should never change.
[02:37:47]  I don't care what those commie bastards say.
[02:37:53]  My straight white children and old wife that queens was born of us for the American dream.
[02:38:04]  Graduated to a high pain job of what you aimed at real.
[02:38:10]  There's nothing quite like life in 1953.
[02:38:23]  1953.
[02:38:27]  That black guy on the sidewalk better call 911.
[02:38:32]  He got arrested for no reason, but at least I had some fun.
[02:38:38]  Dress up nice for church in my Sunday best.
[02:38:44]  Go back home and bone my wife.
[02:38:47]  I am so blessed.
[02:38:49]  My straight white children and old wife that queens wish for a blessed dream.
[02:39:00]  Graduated to a high pain job of what you eat tax free.
[02:39:06]  There's nothing quite like life in 1953.
[02:39:11]  1953.
[02:39:15]  The ending part of this song is them whining about how bad America is.
[02:39:22]  Sorry, losers, you made a really good song for American nationalism.
[02:39:26]  Go fuck yourself.
[02:39:26]  Bye.