Pindia addresses technical streaming hurdles while finalizing a new foundation, then critiques the contradictory claims surrounding Taurus Watts' SWATting arrest and Lucas Gage's pizza harassment. The host analyzes Meta's removal of fact-checkers, California budget cuts blamed on Mayor Karen Bass, and a federal judge reversing Biden's Title IX expansion. Legal updates include Donald Trump's sentencing, Tommy Tudor's $20 million YouTube lawsuit, and Minnesota disbarring Nicholas Ricada. The episode concludes with chaotic chat interactions involving James Woods' burning house, transphobic slurs, and plans for the United States Internet Preservation Society. [Automatically generated summary]
Once again, the restream integration with Rumble is just horrific, and that's why it creates multiple streams every time I try to start it.
So if you're wondering why that happens, it's because of that.
And then Kik, of course, has Cloudflare interstitial pages for all VPNs.
So that just breaks randomly, too.
It's really just a fucking nightmare trying to stream on the internet.
I have some news, I suppose, in terms of my Roundup.
We have finalized the articles of incorporation, and those are going to be sent off today.
They would have been sent off tomorrow or yesterday.
But as it turns out, Jimmy Carter's funeral is like a federal holiday, which prohibits the postal service from running.
So that will be done today instead.
Pretty exciting, actually.
Which is why I haven't been able to do a lot of things that I want to do because I've been working on this.
But I'm getting around to it.
I'm going to cut up.
It's actually crazy how much shit I actually have to do.
As soon as I touched down in the US and I got sick, like everything is just like piled up and there's like an endless to-do list of shit that I want to do.
And then, of course, while I am doing a lot of it, I also sometimes decide to watch a 20-minute long YouTube documentary about why goosebumps went out of production.
Such as life.
Now would also be the appropriate time, I think, to announce to the world, and I'll post this on Telegram as well.
But the one person who's fucking asking for it already found it.
So there's no point even announcing it because the one person who will actually use this thing is already using it.
But if you go to xmrchat.com slash Maddie, your super chat will go through.
However, I did not have an opportunity to integrate this into the overlay yet.
So I'll just check it manually at the end.
I do intend to update the overlay soon.
I want to move my forum rewrite and my overlay rewrite into the foundation once it's set up.
So that's in progress.
Just as part of an umbrella of just tools that I think people will find useful that I already sink time into anyways.
So because a forum is crucial to speech and with the kind of stranglehold on streaming, restreaming tools are more and more important.
And unfortunately, because of certain platform limitations, such as YouTube's, for instance, other overlays, like this restream basic one doesn't really work correctly.
You can only pull YouTube messages like every couple of seconds.
And outside of that, it just doesn't work.
So we're not streaming on Vimeo Live.
I've been invited.
I mentioned this last stream.
I've been invited to stream on BitChute.
And I'm considering it because why not?
I guess the Odyssey people might enjoy BitChute because they don't like Rumble and they don't like Kik.
Maybe they like BitChute.
Considering The BitChute Switch00:09:31
But people have warned me that the guy's British.
I don't think that the platform's actually hosted in England, though, but I'll have to talk to him at some point and figure out what to do.
BitChute kind of had its moment and it already kind of fell to the wayside.
I can't remember why Rumble's kind of keeping up with Bitshit at this point, but I don't know.
Making more work for myself?
Why not?
You know how much I love doing that.
Not even two weeks in.
Yes, yes, we'll get to that.
We'll get to all that.
Let's start with the news, though.
There is a wired article talking about the takedown of Taurus Watts, who, of course, was recently convicted of his crimes.
And he's, I don't remember what his sentence is, but I think I want to say it's like 20 years.
That sounds right to me.
And they mentioned the guy who actually found them.
Private detective, a Brad Dennis from Seattle.
And what's really kind of sad about this is that you would expect that getting one of the most serial, prolific SWATing guys ever, like arrested, would be like a big deal, and people would be singing your praises.
But in reality, the most attention that he got was from like lunatics in the sector who were friends with Taurus Watts.
Like well, I don't know if Jackie Singh is friends with Taurus Watts, but she in case you don't remember, this is from a while ago, but for whatever, Jackie was like obsessed with trying to pin Taurus Watts as being like a Kiwi Farms user who is doing it in like collaboration with the Kiwi Farms.
And so she like docks this random person and then said that this random person was like a prolific Kiwi Farms user.
So when Brad Dennis like accurately identified who Taurus Watts was and it led to the FBI investigation that led to his arrest and conviction, Jackie came out and said like that this Brad Dennis guy is wrong.
Brad Dennis is like a Taurus Watts associate who's trying to like frame a random person.
No, really, Taurus Watts is definitely this random guy in Norway.
And it's just like the saddest shit ever.
By the way, Jackie Singh, it's kind of like she's like a blast from the past, but now she's so contemporary.
There are characters about her that are more relevant now.
Something to be said about her capacity for her chosen career of cybersecurity and private investigation that's led her to falsely identifying people.
And something about her character, not the color of her skin, but the character of her person, of her soul.
It's really contemporaneously relevant these days.
Her huge fucking huge, disgusting hands.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
We really don't like people with large hands these days.
The small hand people will rule the earth.
There's that.
By the way, I also found while trying to find where she was yelling about Brad Dennis and tagging him and shit, I found this where she and like Jim Stewartson were just like chatting and like, oh my God.
Hey, Jim.
Hi, Jackie.
I know you're blocked by him, but let me tag him for you.
Thanks.
And you don't know, Jim Stewartson is the fucking lunatic.
He runs this guy, this thing called Mind Wars, which is just like InfoWars or Mind War.
Sorry, it's a singular.
There's only one Mind War.
There's not multiple Mind Wars.
Unlike there are multiple InfoWars, but there's only one Mind War.
And he's like this faux patriot super retarded person who sued Mike Flynn or was sued by Mike Flynn because he kept saying that Mike Flynn was QAnon and he's not.
So Mike Flynn sued Stewartson.
I think that's still ongoing because it's like a defamation case or whatever, but He doesn't, he doesn't link it.
It used to be in his bio, like a picture of Mike Flynn and like this huge diatribe about how Mike Flynn is queuing on.
I guess his lawyers finally told him to shut the up because that's just gonna like make discovery an absolute nightmare.
Um, but yeah, it's funny to see two retards just congregating.
He has like so many followers, too.
He's like all these followers, and he's like sucking up to Jackie because Jackie's the only person.
Oh my god, Jackie has that many.
What the fuck?
Who's following Jackie?
He wants to hear what Jackie has to say.
What the fuck?
Crazy.
It's crazy how that influence works.
Oh well, queueing on the Sam Hyde.
That's a throwback.
Um, anyways, I just wanted to point that out.
That uh actually, you know, what I'm gonna slot something out of place just because I want to bring this up and I might as well do it now.
This just happened or happened recently.
But Lucas Gage, who if you don't remember, is like a lunatic.
I can't remember his full story.
I want to say he got divorced.
Oh, yeah, he did.
Okay, so he's like a.
I want to say he's a Groyper.
I could be wrong.
He could just be like a genuine retard and not associate with Groypers.
I want to say he's a griper.
He really, really hates Jews.
And he keeps getting pizzas delivered to his door.
And it's like, just stop talking about it.
Like, if people are trolling you by sending pizzas to your fucking house, just stop talking about it.
They'll stop doing it because they're not getting a reaction.
It's like the first thing that the police tell you if someone's harassing you like this, stop fucking going on social media and talking about it.
But every single fucking time that he does this or that it happens to him, he does this.
I'm sorry, Kick Chat just freezes randomly, probably because of the Cloudflare thing.
I'm refreshing it.
So he did it again.
Pizza came to his house again and he says, Rumble stream crashed.
By the way, Yahoo demons are saying that I didn't get any pizza and I made it up.
We Gentiles don't have to create hoaxes like you do.
So he's still blaming the Jews for pizza.
Oh, wait, that's his response to this one.
This is the original tweet.
Just got another pizza thanks to Jewish terrorists using X to harass my family as my address is still doxxed.
Wait, wait, I guess it's right.
Daxed all over this platform.
And people think these pizzas are free.
They're not.
No Jew would send a free pizza to anyone.
The entire point is to put the burden on you.
That really is a sum of our whole society.
We live in a stochastic terrorist universe where Jews send pizzas to you and they don't even have the audacity to pay for them.
You have to pay for your own pizza.
Truly a nightmare.
Better post about it on the internet.
He never fucking learned.
And by the way, like since the Tor Swats guy got arrested, I had not heard of anyone getting swatted.
Do you remember how common it was for like random people like Rikeda and Mediker and Ralph?
They were all getting swatted like all the fucking time.
And since he got busted, like, who was the last person to get swatted?
I haven't heard anybody get shit like this.
Only Lucas Gage getting pizzas to his fucking house.
By the way, this happened to me too.
People were sending pizzas to my house when I lived in Pensacola.
I just contacted the pizza places and said, don't deliver for cash on delivery.
Deliver if you get paid, but that's it.
And it worked.
All the delivery.
I did it to every delivery place.
So it happened once tops, but I contacted them proactively and it stopped.
He's like, he doesn't even stop.
Why?
Why?
Why don't you just tell them to stop delivering cash on delivery?
They'll put a note on your profile, bro.
So I don't know.
Maybe he does pay.
Maybe he like heckles them.
Maybe he's doing it to himself, right?
And the pizzas come and he's like, oh my god, another prank pizza.
Oh man, the Jews are at it again.
Now, how about this pizza delivery boy?
Okay, that's like I don't want you, I don't want you to completely jip you.
I know it's such a huge pain in the ass.
How much was that pizza?
$30.
How about this?
I'll give you $15 for that pizza just so that you didn't waste your time completely.
That's all I have.
It's all the cash I have.
And that way, he's getting half-price pizza for his family over and over again at the expense of the blood libel of the Jewish people.
Maybe that's what he's up to.
Just speculating here.
It makes more sense than letting yourself get fucked over by retards on the internet over and over and over again and not doing anything about it and continuing to get trolled by posting it on the internet.
It would make a lot more sense if he was just scamming Pizzaman.
Anyways.
Justo has fallen.
As soon as I saw this, I sent PPP a message.
I said Justo had fallen.
And apparently PPP wakes up at three o'clock in the afternoon.
So the first thing he did when he woke up in the afternoon was check his phone and saw a message from me saying justo has fallen.
So that's how he found out he as a Canadian discovered this from me.
You're welcome, by the way.
Rob Anders Misidentification00:09:40
Let's see.
The one thing I want to say about, I don't really care about Canadian politics.
They will be the 51st state.
Actually, no, that's not true.
It'll go like this.
Here's how I'm predicting it.
Greenland will accept the American proposal of annexation.
They will be state 51.
Then we'll have Canada to deal with.
And now it's going to happen like this.
Hold up.
I have a map for this.
I'm going to show you how we're going to annex this piecemeal.
Okay, here's a map.
The United States of the world, actually.
Soon the United States, right now, the world.
That's a really, really ugly state in Russia.
Why is the entire continent to Russia?
I guess you got Tanituva over there, but it's like a big ass fucking, whatever the fuck that is.
Anyways, so what they're going to do, more map fun for you guys.
I need like this segment.
So we're going to take Greenland 51.
Alberta, 52.
Now, you imagine a map of the United States with Alberta.
You got like this hard line, and it comes up here, up there, and you have like this awful fucking like tumor just stuck through the head of the United States.
We'll do it.
But then the map gore will be so horrific that British Columbia will be like, we can't just like leave it like that.
That's awful.
That's horrific.
There's going to be an international checkpoint between British Columbia and Saskatchewan.
So there's going to be like a trucker having to go all the way up to the Northwest Territories and down to get to Vancouver or have to pass through American checkpoints to get to it.
Like that's not going to happen.
So the British Columbia will be like, okay, well, that's really terrible.
We're not going to accept that.
So they'll join.
And then we'll take, you know, maybe these guys will want to join next because whatever.
We got a bit.
They don't even know.
I think they're just like Eskimos and shit.
Who the fuck lives in Tuka Toyotuk or Inuvik or Tauluyak?
If we just like change the flags from the Maple Leaf one to like the United States flag, they wouldn't even fucking know.
They would have no idea what's going on.
Like to those people living in Kugluktuk, like that's basically as if the sun just started glowing pink for a day.
They're gonna be like, well, that's fucking weird.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Whatever.
Can't do anything about it.
So who cares?
We'll just take it.
Nobody will even notice.
And then we'll have this rump state of Canada, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland, Nebraska, or New Brunswick, and then Prince Edward Island.
And then we'll take Ontario last.
We'll have to do it bit by bit and deport all the Indians as we do it.
But then there'll just be this rump state of Ontario that's left.
And we'll lock Justo there and we'll close the airspace so that Justo can't escape.
And we'll just have Ontario be left, which unfortunately means that isn't that where What's his face lives?
PPP and Andy Worski.
They'll just be stuck there.
Sorry, bro.
We're taking all the good parts.
We're leaving Ontario.
Nobody wants to live in Ontario.
Sorry.
It didn't have to be like this, but we need the Hudson Bay.
We need more warm water access.
It's true.
Annexation is just the will of the people.
Anyways, I happen to know somebody who's an attorney.
And this person told me that at some point in his life, he worked for a Canadian mayor named Rob Anders.
And he sent me this link of Rob Anders being roasted.
Sorry, MP, not a mayor, an MP of Canada called Rob Anders from 10 plus years ago.
So he sent me this link of this video of Rob Anders being roasted by an old Canadian program called the Mercer Report.
And apparently, Rob Anders had a real faux pas.
He said something really, really stupid.
But I'm going to let the Mercer report explain what he said.
This is a 12-year-old video, by the way, 12 years ago.
Conservative MP Rob Anders, best known for falling asleep during meetings, has created a petition to stop transgendered Canadians from being protected against hate crimes because he claims it will lead to, quote, transgendered men using women's washrooms.
I don't think the Naps are helping this guy.
Who would have thought that the whole mulcare sped up Jack Layton's death would not be the stupidest thing he said last week?
Anders declined an interview with the CBC, saying, I'm busy out in the shed working on a real doozy for next week.
What's funny is that this video is like frozen in time.
All the comments are like 12 years ago.
And they're all like, oh my God, this guy is such an idiot.
That would never happen.
And then it happened.
And now there are men in women's restrooms everywhere across the entire world.
What did Rob Anders know?
How did he know this?
And will that Mercer faggot repent?
Will Mercer personally get on his knees and bow down to the very floor and apologize to Rob Anders for the slights he has committed against him?
We can only hope so, chat.
We can only hope so.
Link the video.
Just call it RMR MP Rob Anders comments from the Mercer report.
I'll post the video in the archive, I guess.
Okay.
So I heard there are some fires in California, chat.
I wonder how many houses have been destroyed.
It's over 9,000!
What?
9,000?
There's no way that can be right.
It can be.
It can be, anime fans.
If only the fire department is defunded and there's no water in the emergency water tanks because apparently California diverted all of its fresh water into the ocean to protect a species of smelt that's like already extinct.
Apparently, this is what's happening in California.
So the Palisades of Los Angeles have burned to the ground.
I'm assuming some were good people, but uh, I don't really care.
Uh, we'll dive into this deeper.
Um, unfortunately, the Hollywood Hills are also affected.
So, the media has focused since they can't focus on the actual tragedy of this and how fucking preventable it was, and how they knew that there was a dry spell going on for eight months, and they had time to prepare for fires.
But they actually defunded the fire department in that time because they can't focus on that because the mayor is Democratic and the governor is democratic, and one of the most democratic strongholds in the entire country with some of the most wealthy and successful people that have ever lived.
Um, instead, let's focus on how sad celebrities are.
Here's Ben Affleck watching a wildfire near his mansion.
He's very sad.
Um, millionaires trying to offer private fire brigades to protect their homes.
The list of stars that are oh, wait, what the fuck?
Why are you gonna do this to me?
There you go.
James Woods, gone, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, gone, Steve Gutenberg, gone, and Ben Affleck, gone.
So, that's what that focus on that.
The sad celebrities don't focus on how fucking easily preventable this was.
LA Mayor Karen Bass, by the way, was the woman responsible for cutting the fire department for $17.6 million, which was redirected into the LA Homeless Fund, which is actually twice, almost twice, of the budget of the fire department for 2023 to 2024.
It was $1.3 billion for the homeless, $837 million for the fire department, which was slashed by $17.6 million in the driest period that LA has experienced in, I think, multiple decades, is what they reported.
Quite a blunder.
But where is she?
Oh, she's in Ghana.
At the exact moment that LA was on fire, the mayor, Karen Bass, Bass, Karen Bass, I think it's Bass, not Bass, was in Ghana for some weird African religious ceremony.
So when she gets home, the reporters are on standby.
And hopefully, LA Mayor Karen Bass has some things to say about the predicament LA is in.
That mayor, Karen Bass, when pressed by reporters, didn't have a lot to say.
Watch.
Do you regret cutting the fire department budget by millions of dollars, Madam Mayor?
Have you nothing to say today?
Have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today?
No apology for them.
Do you think you should have been visiting Ghana while this was unfolding back home?
You had a long Fox News actually cut that clip for television.
It goes on and on.
She's just standing there looking dumbstruck.
And the British guy's just like, Have you had anything to say, Matamea?
Madame Maya, have you prepared any statements for us, Madame Mayor?
Madame, what about slashing the fire department budget, Madame Maya, Madame Maya?
Have you have anything to say?
Mayor Budget Cutting Questions00:03:43
Like, it's going on for like four or five minutes for whatever reason.
She's just like, like speechless, like eyes wide, like a Californian smelt flapping around on the beaches, completely helpless.
It was actually a real sight to see.
So that was fascinating.
However, let's take a look on how this is impacting some of the more important people to us.
I'm, of course, talking about retards on the internet who are not famous.
And this and since retard Adam Amass, Adam, my brain just sees truins these days.
Amanda Wynn Lee says, had to evacuate in the middle of the night due to wildfire.
We and the dogs and cats are safe, but we had to leave the tortoise behind.
But his burrow runs pretty deep underground, so we hope he'll be okay.
As long as my family is safe, I don't care about the house.
And then Amanda reports, our house is gone.
So I don't know, chat.
I'm not like smart.
I'm like a real fucking retard chat.
Can anyone tell me what the odds are of a tortoise surviving a raging wildfire that's like 2,000 degrees?
Is it possible that his burrow was deep enough not to be cooked inside of the terrarium?
I'm going to guess no.
I'm going to say that turtle is fucking dead.
I'm going to say that if you really, really wanted to, and if you had actually prepared ahead of time, you probably could have gotten the tortoise's terrarium inside your vehicle.
Or hell, just fucking take him with you, I guess.
Just put him in a little bucket.
I know they have to be warm, but you can put like a heating blanket under it in an emergency.
It might kill him, but he's for sure dead now.
So that's what Amanda did.
But who is Amanda, chat?
Who is it?
I've never heard of her.
Apparently, she actually has a little bit of a history on the forum, mostly relating to Kick Vic, because she is a voice actor for anime dubs.
No, that's not an edit, and no, that's not a training.
That's a real, that's a real picture.
Also, coincidentally, friends with Brianna Wu.
On that note, let's take a second to look at what work she's done on IMDb.
This was her some time ago, I imagine.
Oh, she's been a part of a voice for Persona 4.
Neon Genesis Evangelion as Ray Ianami.
Ray Fags, it's over for you.
Asuka Fags appeared to have won this one.
I have literally never even watched that show.
And for some reason, I know the credit music and the fact that these two have been feuding.
It's now, is it 30 years or in 2025?
And this came out in 1997.
So it's almost 30 years of Ray Fags and Asuka Fags arguing over which underage girl is their waifu.
But Ray Fags have taken the L these days.
Evangelion.
Yeah, that's right.
Also, funnily enough, I didn't recognize any of these other names.
Oh, a smite.
I did play that.
Revolution 60 for Crimson 09.
So as a fan of Brianna Wu, I remember Brianna Wu even talking about this.
Now that I think about it, there's a deep memory in my recesses.
Brianna would talk about how she, or she, he got real voice actors for the game, the Revolution 60, one of the most revolutionary games ever released.
One of those voices was very proudly Amanda Wynne Lee, known tortoise baker.
Fun times.
Facebook Policy Changes Explained00:16:00
And finally, the judge in the New York City case was expected to give a verdict in the sentencing of Donald J. Trump, who was found guilty of like a not crime of what they're just calling hush money because there's not really like a statute or a name for what they're accusing him of.
So he is set to be president on the 21st, but they could sentence him earlier.
And since the sentencing was on the 10th, everyone suspected this was New York's last chance to save democracy.
They could incarcerate President Donald J. Trump before his inauguration, thereby holding him in a cell for some length of his presidency.
Saving democracy.
Because you cannot, a president can pardon himself, but he can't pardon anybody for a state crime.
So, if he's held in state prison on a state crime, he can't pardon himself, even though he's president.
Many feared that this would lead to a constitutional crisis in order to save democracy.
But the judges pussed out.
The judge ruled that he can walk.
No sentence whatsoever.
Nothing.
Just go away.
Go.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Leave.
Nothing happens.
No fine, no penalty, no jail time, nothing.
Please go away.
So democracy has fallen, is what I'm saying.
And unfortunately, the Republican president will become the president man in Newark failed.
Tragic, tragic and dark times, Jeff.
So, kind of in the news, Meta announced that it would rededicate itself to restoring freedom of speech.
They did a whole press release on this.
But more interestingly, the Zuck came out himself and recorded a video of him in very casual clothing, like a $10 shirt from Walmart, his hair obviously wild and unkempt, and a $900,000 Swiss watch.
The kind of thing that the working man using Facebook to keep in contact with his family would wear so he can relate to them.
So this is what he says.
He loves free speech.
Facebook was designed to be free speech as a pillar of what it stands for.
He has decided that the third-party fact checkers that Meta was using to fact check shit on Facebook not only did not actually encourage any public trust, but actually devalued public trust in the system.
And then third-party fact checkers altogether.
So all of them are being removed.
I use the word disintegrated because I wanted to say like unintegrated, but disintegrated sounds better.
It sounds like Mark Zuckerberg is taking out like a meta laser and is like zapping all the fact checkers into like a pile of dust.
So they were disintegrated from the meta policy system.
Very specifically includes that their policies to provide inclusivity have backfired, specifically calling gender issues as outlined in their inclusivity policy as being outdated in political discourse.
So people hate trannies so much that Mark Zuckerberg is personally going to Meta and saying, actually, we have to let people make fun of trannies again.
That's literally what he's saying.
It's not even an extension of the truth.
He has also said that they have written really invasive automated bots that search for certain terms and try to make automated decisions about whether or not certain content is against their policies or not.
And he has decided that he's going to roll that back and require a human report before any moderation action is taken on any content that they don't believe is illegal.
So they're saying, yes, we have these rules, but we're not going to do anything unless the content gets reported by a real person first.
And then if it's against the rules, we'll take it down.
So you can do anything against the rules so long as nobody in your audience is actually offended enough or cares enough to bother to report it, which, interestingly, is effectively the rule on the Kiwi farms.
Like, as long as nobody reports your shit, I generally don't give a shit about what people are doing or what they're up to or how they're choosing to use the site.
So that's very funny to me personally.
He has said also that they've tweaked the algorithm over time to try and remove political discourse as much as possible from feeds.
And they've decided that they don't want to do that anymore.
And they're going to start pushing more politics, which is interesting because I feel like this is a thing that people complain about, but that they don't actually want.
My theory is that people will say, oh my God, when I open Facebook, I see nothing but political bullshit.
Donald Trump, this, Kamala, this, Joe Biden, this.
Who TF cares?
I just want to see kittens.
And then when they A-B test it, they realize that all these people bitching about politics are highly, highly engaged with that content, very participatory in liking it, sharing it, commenting on it.
So they realize like, okay, yeah, we removed all this shit because people bitched about it.
But those people bitching about it are bitching about it because they dedicate so much of their own time engaging this content.
So fuck it.
We're going to give the pigs their slop.
Here's your fucking slop, pigs.
Here's what you fucking actually want.
I know you think that you want apples and celery, but no, you want the slop.
So here it is.
That's my theory on that.
And then one thing that he said that made me actually laugh out loud when I heard it is that he said he's going to move their human review team for moderation policies out of California and into Texas.
So all the Jannys hopefully are getting left behind and just are suddenly unemployed in California.
And maybe the best and brightest get moved to Texas, but they're apparently hiring people in Texas.
When I said this, I genuinely did a spit take.
I laughed.
And then he also said that he will work with President Trump.
I think there was some other sentence tacked onto this, but it's very obviously a money thing.
Like our engagement's low on this platform.
Since Facebook is so poorly engaged, why don't we just try changing it?
What do we have to lose, right?
It can't hurt us to be more permissive, right?
So let's show more political shit that people obviously want.
That's good for business.
Let's pander to the working man a little bit.
Let's talk about Donald Trump a little bit more fairly because I don't know.
I guess the liberals don't use Facebook so much.
Grandma does.
Grandma likes political slop.
So it's a money thing, but I like to see it.
What can I say?
Zuck on a tractor.
Hey, guys, just farming some crops.
I've got big into farming recently.
Here I am farming my crops.
Yeah, the corn looks good this year, don't it?
Corn looking really good, actually.
That's why I got this John Deere to harvest my crops as a farmer.
That'd be pretty based.
Mark Farmerberg.
Oh, God, you just reminded me of something.
Let me find this.
I forgot to include this.
Someone sent it to me, and I still fucking forgot it.
There we go.
So, Meta has an AI program.
And this guy, this Jeep decided, hey, I'm going to test out this.
I am going to test out this new Meta AI.
I want to keep a brush with the latest in technology to benefit my portfolio.
So he signs up to Meta AI, clicks all the privacy agreements without reading them.
And whoopsie doodles, he accidentally signed away the rights to his own fucking face.
So now when he goes back to Instagram, he sees pictures of himself generated by AI.
Imagine yourself reflecting on life in an endless maze of mirrors where you're the main focus.
Imagine yourself.
It's the same thing.
It's just like a different thing.
So I imagine what they're going to do eventually is they're going to be like, when they sell this technology, it's going to be like, it's going to be like a picture of you, but like really fit.
And they're going to be like, oh Zempek, what have you got to lose?
It's going to be like really mentally tortuous to midwits and lower.
And they're just going to be like, oh my God, I have no choice.
I could be living my best life.
So I have no ass and I must be.
That's right.
So this is the future that Zuckerberg is bringing us with the other hand.
On one hand, he has the olive branch and the dove.
And on the other hand, he has like a knife to stab us in the fucking neck with.
Back to the main topic at hand.
He released this video.
And then the EFF came out of their slumber to applaud this movement.
They said, we applaud Meta's efforts to try and fix its over-censorship problem, but we'll watch closely to make sure it is a good faith effort and rolled out fairly and not merely a political maneuver to accommodate the upcoming U.S. administration change.
A very trust but verify, safe, but cautious approach towards something that they should be in favor of.
But isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
And the answer is trannies.
They did not ask trannies how they felt about this before the decision was rolled out.
Tommy says, you applaud this.
Linking is something I'll read in a second.
There is no need for the EFF to comment on this.
This is how organizations lose all credibility and slide into irrelevance.
Deny, defend, depose, destroy says, nah, it will probably elevated as Trump's official tech analysis organization, LOL.
MJ Quigley says, I followed and supported the EFF since my post-grad, like as a resource and advocacy group.
I did have respect for the organization.
Meta's decision appears to open up groups to harm online is a weak-willed political maneuver and should only be seen as such.
Weird tranny name with free only fans.
Giving that shit away.
Please look at my butthole, my cock and balls.
I'm a real woman.
Free only fans.
Oh, Sloan says, so the EFF is trash.
I agree.
Forum says, I guess fitting year, I guess a fitting year as any to out yourselves is a bunch of snakes.
Yeah, Meta said they'll let me call women objects now, but we need to figure out if they really mean it.
Big Nasty, the broken healer, says, good effort, my ass.
Stop trying to normalize this shit.
You will watch closely as they allow, set things up to allow specific groups of people and just them to be called mentally ill.
EFF for embarrassing fucking fools.
And this is the issue that they have in.
Lydia Rose, a tranny, says, fuck you.
So this is the updated segment, I think, in terms of their terms of service.
They say, insults, including those about character, but not limited allegations of cowardice, dishonesty, basic criminality, sexual promiscuity, and other sexual immorality, mental characteristics not related to allegations of stupidity, intellectual capacity, and mental illness, and unsupported comparisons between protected class groups on the basis of inherent intellectual capacity.
But then they added this to be based.
You ready?
We do allow allegations of mental illness or abnormality when based on gender or sexual orientation, given political and religious discourse about transgenderism and homosexuality and common non-serious usage of the words like weird.
So explicitly, you are not allowed to insult anybody for any reason, anyway, but you are explicitly permitted to call trannies and gays crazy retards.
That is explicitly, explicitly outlined as okay by Mark Zuckerberg himself.
So that's why they're upset.
Whoops.
Then, of course, they say, update.
After this blog was written, we learned how to revise its public hateful conduct policy in ways the EFF finds concerning.
We are analyzing these change, which this blog post does not address.
And then they follow up a couple hours later by saying, by the time, this is on gay Twitter, by the way.
By the time we shared this statement, the conversation had understandably shifted towards Meta's dangerous new content policy.
It was a mistake to project good faith onto the company, which quickly showed it was not deserving of it.
For a full analysis, see the EFF.
Well, let's see what the EFF have to say about their new content policy, which we just decided was based in Red Pill Chat.
First off, let's see.
There's some things I want to say here.
It was our mistake to formulate our response and expectations on what is essentially a marketing video for upcoming policy changes before any of those were reflected in documentation.
Specifically, Meta refers to this top that I think.
Wait, wait, wait.
These changes reveal that Meta seems less interested in freedom of expression as a principle and more focused on appeasing the incoming U.S. administration.
I like this part too.
A concern we mentioned in our initial statement with respect to the announcement of the content policy team from California to Texas to address appearances of bias.
Meta said it was making these changes.
So the Texas thing, I'll just get that out of the way first because it's weird.
They explained that what they're really concerned about in regards to freedom of speech is limiting access to abortion information.
We got to teach people how to get those boardies, how to give themselves boardies, how to travel states to get boardies, safe and effective boardies.
And moving the California team to Texas, not a good look, Chief.
As they say here, Meta's symbolic move of its content team from California to Texas, a state that is aiming to make the distribution of abortion information illegal, also raises serious concerns that Meta will backslide on this issue in line with local Texan state law banning abortion rather than making its improvements.
So that's their main concern.
They even complain about where the staff are being relocated because of how it will impact the distribution of how to give yourself an abortion on fucking Facebook.
We desperately need there to be self-help guides on how to get abortions on Facebook.
If we don't have how-to guides on abortion Facebook, how will people get safe and effective boardies in Texas?
It's really, it's really a dystopian nightmare, chat, if you really think about it.
So then on top of that, let's see.
There's the three things that I outlined in this.
Hold on, let me remember what they are.
Okay.
Hates.
Oh, we continue to stand firmly against hateful anti-trans content remaining on Meta's platforms and strongly condemn any policy change aimed at enabling hate towards vulnerable communities, both in the U.S. and internationally.
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So I will remind you that there came a time years ago where the Kiwi Farms was being deplatformed at such a fundamental level.
It was done by internet backbone companies like Cogent.
And this is as red alert as it possibly fucking gets.
If you want to have free speech on the internet, you need people to have the ability to make websites that compete with the existing establishment.
If you only have Meta as the place where people can talk, then you have to grovel about their fucking terms of service.
But when you have alternative communities, then you don't have to rely on them for 100% of things.
You don't have to rely on meta to distribute abortion information when you can still access planned parenthood on the open internet.
But when tier one internet service providers start making censorship decisions, then they could just shut down planned parenthood.
They can be told by Texas to shut down this website and then they have no way to even justify not doing so because they routinely obstruct websites like the Kiwi Farms or torrenting websites and so on and so forth.
When they make it known and they act to enforce their arbitrary terms and then also laws without any court order or guidance, then there's no excuse for them not to be productive about other things like abortion materials too.
If that's what you're really fucking concerned about, then you should fucking do something about that because it affects everybody.
And I've been saying that for fucking years, but nobody listens to me.
And I remember, mind you, that briefly when they did come out and they said that the internet service providers should not be censoring people, the same fucking trannies came out and cried and cried and said, oh no, the EFF is running defense for the Kiwi Farms.
Even though their entire article is like 10 paragraphs of Kiwi Farms bad, I hope they all die.
And then one paragraph of, but no really tier one IS internet internet service providers censoring the internet is a really bad idea.
And then afterwards, they tried to launch Protect the Stack, which was like an anti-censorship thing at like the lower levels.
And guess what that's accomplished in two years?
Fucking nothing.
Not a fucking thing.
They launched this whole thing to be like, let's protect the internet and nothing has fucking happened.
No policy changes.
No commitment.
And this is the EFF sucking is why a big reason why I decided to go for a 501c4 as opposed to a 501c3.
Because donations to a 501c3 are tax deductible and 501c4s are not.
It's a really hard choice to make.
Like more people will donate more money if they can write it off on their taxes.
But at the same time, you look at the EFF and you look at how little they're able to do.
They can't lobby.
They can't talk to their congressmen.
They can't encourage people to do the same thing.
They have no teeth.
They have no ability to effectuate the change they want to see.
And they're increasingly irrelevant, especially because they're a captured institution ran by trannies.
So we went with a 501c4 specifically.
So I can lobby.
I can pay somebody to annoy people in government.
I can do it myself.
I can tell you guys how to do it.
That's the point.
I can maybe even buy stock as an entity and use that stock to file shareholder suggestions to annoy the fuck out of people.
I can do that stuff.
You can't do that stuff as a 501c3.
So that's part of the decision there.
And there's one other thing.
Oh, the fact-checking.
Oh, my God.
Flawed approach to moderating misinformation with censorship.
Misinformation has been thriving on social media platforms, including Meta.
As we said in our initial statement and have written before, so at least twice, Meta and other platforms use a variety of fact-checking and verification tools available to it, including both community notes and professional fact checkers and have a robust system in place to check against any flagging that results from it.
So they're like, no, the EFF, the EFF, which should support shitposting as an art, because it is.
It's a speech-related art form, says, no, we need our professional fact checkers to fact check the heck and chuds.
What are you doing, Zuck?
You're fucking up big time, bro.
By the way, I didn't even mention this, but the fact checkers came out and they fact-checked Meta's statements that the fact checkers were retards and that people don't trust them by saying, no, Zuckerberg child, we are actually highly respected and esteemed fact checkers and our fact checks are factually accurate.
But the meta apparently was such a big integral part of the budgets of these organizations that they're now like scrambling together to figure out how they're going to make ends meet now that meta has told them to go fuck off.
And meta telling them to fuck off is a big deal because it signals to the industry that third-party fact checkers not only not valuable, they're an act of detriment to how your community evaluates their relationship with you.
Fun chat.
Fun.
And one more teensy tiny little news update in the Troon segment.
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The judge, a federal judge from Kentucky of all places, has scrapped Biden's changes to Title 9, reversing expansion of protections for LGBTQ students.
Basically, schools are held to a standard by federal law that includes anti-discrimination practices, i.e., you can't say black kids have to drink from black water fountains.
You can't treat kids different based on certain attributes related to them.
And one of the things that they were trying to force through was that kids choosing to be sex pests at an early age due to early pornography exposure or being groomed by their mothers into little girls would be able to use the women's restroom.
Now, I can think of absolutely nothing more dangerous than letting random teen boys purr on girls in a high school locker room.
Literally, one of the worst.
I think the only thing worse than that is the jail stuff where you just like lock like an actual rapist up with a woman in like a tiny cell for years.
That's worse, but then this is pretty bad too.
And because it was just an executive order, it could be held under judicial review.
And the federal judge ruled that the proposed changes to Title IX by Biden would be an overreach of his authority, of his executive authority.
And so it's done.
It's just gone, just like that, like tears in the rain.
No longer are little boys supposed to be treated as little girls by schools as mandated by federal law.
Touches life.
Next.
So this person is named Lilac, I want to say.
And they joined the forum to complain because they're friends with Liz Fung Jones.
Liz Feng Jones, of course, who, if you don't remember, was credibly accused of sexual assault to the point where he had to go on Zitter and say that he did not actually rape anybody.
It was just dog hair.
That Liz Fong Jones.
His friend, Lilac, also a training, joined to complain that the Kiwi Farms is the lowest of the low because people on the Kiwi farm said that Lilac was a man and not a beautiful transgender woman as he had come to expect.
In part because the owner of Incels.is referred to Lilac as a she in this post.
Quote, Kapul said that websites don't have sufficient server capacity to handle traffic frequently to turn invitation codes to limit users.
He says, I would leave it to a woman to assume that this is the only reason why that websites go invite only.
So even the incels just see me as some stupid girl now.
Life goals obtained.
So this is his crowning achievement in life is that the who if you don't know the guy that runs incels that is, I've had very like sparse contact with him.
He's very, very controversial, even in the forum.
From what I remember, he's like a really, really big black guy that people make fun of.
And his, no, wait.
Sorry, I'm confusing him.
The black guy, I think, runs the sanctioned suicide.
Sorry, I had confused incels.is and sanctioned suicide in my head.
And I almost at the last second did not diverge, but I remember now.
Sorry, the black guy is sanctioned suicide.
I don't know who runs Incells That is.
I think I did try to give him a reverse proxy once through 1776, but it didn't happen or didn't last for too long.
So, yeah, our sister communities.
It's the big three, Kiwi Farms, Incels.is, and Sanctioned Suicide.
I think one leads to the other.
I'll let you guys figure out in what order.
No, I'm just kidding.
I have no relationship with either of them.
But the guy that runs Incels that is, probably just not even thinking about it, probably just like heard that it was a woman in the report and were like, whatever.
This is just another stupid woman.
You know how women are, chat.
The incels know better than everybody else.
So he said, she, or a silly, silly girl.
And he was like, oh my God, that's so, that's, wait, wait, hold on.
I gotta hold back my sleeves.
That's so gender euphoric, chat.
I'm a stupid girl.
And then joins the forum to be like, hey, guys, the incels.is guy, he's calling me a woman.
Shouldn't you be calling me a woman too?
To which my immediate reaction upon seeing a picture of his face was this.
What psychoactive medications are you on?
He happily replied because I am presumably the only person to ever ask him about his medical issues.
Immediately replied and said that he's on Zenlefaxine, 150 milligrams, which from what I remember is an antidepressant.
It's an SNRI.
So not an SSRI, but an SNRI.
Sold under the brand name EffectsOr.
A serotonin norephininorefrin reuptake inhibitor, S-N-R-I, used to treat post-traumatic stress disorder.
So if you're wondering why it doesn't look like he is mentally capable of processing any emotions, it's because he has disabled that part of his brain.
Does not want to process emotions.
Emotions are hard to process, chat.
You ever see a child?
A child gets his toy taken away, cries.
That's difficult.
Very hard to process emotions like that.
So you can just opt out of it these days.
You can just take an SNRI and then you don't have to think or feel at all.
You can just goon.
You can just goon to being called a stupid girl, chat, all day, every day until you fucking die, chat.
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So those are your options these days.
Hard times.
Android pill, basically.
Zenalafaxin is a motherfucking hellhole to detox of.
I had to take it a small time after my dad died and never again.
That sounds pretty fucking harsh.
That's all I have to say about him.
Tommy Tudor has filed a federal lawsuit against YouTube.
For what, you may ask?
Well, it's not really clear.
Lawsuits have to be formatted in a specific way.
He did not really format his in a specific way, but he alleges that three different A-log channels of his on YouTube were left up despite his many, many attempts to get them reported and taken down.
So he is suing them for, I believe, cyberbullying.
Oh, business interference.
And then I think IIED roundabout.
He doesn't say that, but I think he's trying to claim IIED.
He's claiming $2 million of business interference and $18 million punitive damage for hurt feelings.
So that's his lawsuit against YouTube.
He is threatening to sue me as well.
He's saying that I am a participant of this.
So I think, I don't know, he might try to name me as like a co-defendant.
Not really sure what his plan is there, but join the club.
That'd be number four.
Though I walk through the valley of darkness and trannies, I fear no evil, chat.
And then there's a new thread for Space Station 13.
And more, I think it's also broadened to the Space Station 14 people.
This is a community watch thread in part because the entire development team of Space Station's remaining communities is like just insane people, trannies, furry Vorophiles, shit like that.
They found out whenever you join it, by the way, I know many of you haven't played it, but if you join it, you go to like the, you have to join the game through something called the Beyond Hub, which is like a real, it's kind of like a Gmod thing where you join like the server list.
So it's kind of like antiquated in that regard.
But when you join it, it shows you who came up with the game.
And the game was developed by Exa DV1 or Vaynen.
And they just discovered because Exa did an interview with his real YouTube account.
Turns out that Vaynon is a diaper fur.
So the entire thing is a diaper fur game.
Isn't that wonderful?
That's just how life is, chap.
If you're interested in the Space Station drone, you can read this.
It's in Prospering Grounds.
It'll probably get moved out eventually.
Probably pretty soon.
Okay.
Next.
Goodbye, Ham.
Okay.
Before I begin with the proper lolcal segment, I will tip my hat, my fedora, to the Lol Cal of the Earvo.
There's many different categories.
Like I said, they didn't provide like a copy-paste form for the different categories.
So most people didn't vote in the whole category thing with an actual post.
But this is what actually did get this.
These were the mail-in ballots, basically.
So.
So main forum.
Russ, no, King Cobra JFS won.
In the Community Watch, Blue Sky beat out the Roblox drama.
As far as fat women go, Anna O'Brien won by quite a lot.
Animal Control Herbert Huacha.
I don't even know who these people are.
I'm going to be quite honest with you.
And oh, in the different internet groups.
Patrick, and that's that's, I mean, that's an easy one.
Patrick S. Tomlinson wins again, Stalker Child.
In the tranny boards, Liz Fung Jones won by quite a bit, actually.
And then in the new segment, Jessica Boyle won.
I'm not, that's surprising, actually.
Jessica and Boyle wins the fresh meat category.
Well, he I'll circle back to that in a second.
Of the dead lolcals, Gonzalo wins by a huge fucking margin.
And then the people who got phone booked the hardest, Ian Valdez Felton.
His last name is Felton.
That's funny.
And then of all the big content creators, obviously the Coke stream won.
I think this was like a single thing that was created.
So the horse porn stream by Vals, the Coke stream by Rakeda, which won by a margin.
The Destiny Blowjob video was a close second.
Well, not a close second, but it was definitely running up.
The Bomby video, I think that was the t-shirt guy, the Fuentes Pray, Boss Man Smash, Tube Acting.
Okay.
That's pretty, it's pretty in line with what I imagined.
This guy is a simp for Elysimer Kant, and he got himself banned off Zitter because as a part of, dude, I got to be real with you, based off what I've seen, I think that Elyssimer Kant is guilty of stochastic terrorism because she heartlessly included the public information.
She doxed.
Smash AT, if you want to be honest about it.
I think that could qualify as a doxing chat.
Alyssa Mercant included his information doxam.
And her simp, if you can even imagine that such a troglodyte would have simps, got banned off Zitter for reposting his docs cruelly, harmfully onto Zitter to cause him pain and anguish.
Really shocking to see this behavior from Alyssa Mercant.
Ever being honest, chat.
Okay, and this I'll just let this play because this is like retarded, okay?
I want you guys to enjoy this.
This guy, this guy's like my, it's like a pet.
Because every time it doesn't happen, why the fuck did this go backwards?
Is YouTube like this fucking broken?
Okay.
I like sticks because it's like he does something real fucking retarded every so often.
And what he does is like profoundly fucking retarded, even for him.
So let's hear what he has to say.
All right, everyone.
About 24 hours ago, the deputy DA for New Orleans Parish decided to blow his head off in his own office.
That assistant DA happens to be the one that was involved in his case.
He is being charged with battery in Los Angeles for not Los Angeles, New Orleans, for beating a woman.
I believe it was caught on video even.
So he's facing those charges down there.
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And his assistant DA that is presiding over this or is responsible for the charges died by suicide, as I like to say.
I have nothing further to say about this.
Very, very sad now, isn't it?
I did want to talk about chaos magic, though.
Chaos magic is the concept that you are generating energy.
It doesn't have to be negative, necessarily speaking.
It can be quite protective.
And you're launching it at a non-specific target, so to speak.
That is that the energy that is generated partially in the form of ritual, potentially, partially in the form of meditation, simple mental focus, and so forth, goes forth and does its job.
The idea is that it's sort of like imagine that ritual magic is like firing a rifle, so to speak.
We're going to use a physical metaphor for it.
The rifle is very accurate, takes out an individual target.
It's very, very targeted.
Let's say that you utilize, though, a shotgun.
Well, I mean, if you fire it at intermediate distance, you might hit anything.
It's not exactly sure necessarily.
The accuracy is much lower.
The power is still high, but the accuracy is lower.
Chaos magic, in my personal black magic practitioning experience, is exceptionally effective at eliminating persecutors and people that are corrupt and so forth.
It will not work against those that are actually being genuine.
It will not work against those that are being good people.
I mean, good in the general sense.
So they're not trying to do harm or anything like that.
It's ineffective against them.
What it will do, though, is it will tend to hone in.
And in that way, it's a little bit more like a homing missile, I suppose, on those that are doing evil, those that are being corrupt.
Everything is mimetic.
There are no coincidences.
You wouldn't believe the number of mimetic things that have happened literally in the last 48 hours of my life, for example.
So unfortunately, he decided to off himself.
It's not immediately clear why he did.
It appears self-inflicted.
Was the other day, just before I actually came here to New Orleans.
Um, it's not 100 clear what the reasoning was.
I think that the thought is that it's uh, combined with the uh, New Orleans, like the Bourbon Street attack.
So maybe uh, he got overloaded uh, he got too stressed, because he's like you know i've got a thousand different reports that I have to deal with well, because a bunch of people died.
Maybe there was a lawsuit impending or something like that.
Maybe he was uh, maybe he just went crazy due to the stress of his job.
I can imagine he was a young dude, younger than me.
He was only 34 years old.
I can imagine that the stress of such a job.
It's unfucking real to me that this imbecile facing charges for battery, who's failed his marriage, groped a woman on stream has, I think, he has kids but has no contact with them, and then just sits around talking about this retard, fucking Dungeons And Dragons bullshit, as if it's like a serious topic is like nearing 40.
He's older than the prosecutors prosecuting him for being a retard violent belligerent, spurg and he's like, this is just the state of his life.
Uh, probably it just fried him out, he just got overloaded, that would be my best guess and so he just decided he's gonna kill himself.
Um, so sorry to his family and stuff like that.
But uh yeah uh chaos, magic is real and that's a very, very funny because people will believe that up in the sky, somewhere out in space, I don't know, maybe on another planet where we can't see it, there are cherubim that are floating around.
Uh, you know, god's throne and stuff like that.
Or maybe they believe in along or one of these other things.
Maybe they believe in the Hindu pantheon so you've got the breath of Brahma breathing in and out, creating and decreating everything over and over endlessly, for eternity.
They'll believe in that.
And many people believe in things like angels, but they don't believe in demons, they don't believe in spells, they don't believe in magic.
Incantation no, that doesn't exist.
Prayer, of course it exists, of course it works.
And who wouldn't think that spirituality?
No, not really.
Yeah, most religious people aren't spiritual at all.
But your god absolutely exists.
I find this absolutely fascinating, the way in which people fathom the spiritual um and so yeah, just figured that I would cover that.
Yeah, it makes.
It really boggles my mind that when I sit around and talk about how I think people to death, people call me a retard.
But you believe in God.
That makes you a retard also.
It is unreal.
This guy has half a million subscribers.
Half a million people thought this guy was so worth listening to.
They clicked a button to hear more of his and this is what he pumps out.
He just sits around collecting super chats, being like well, god is bad yeah, but I believe in magic, Magic and shit.
Yeah, I'm 40 years old.
Yeah, I have a failed marriage.
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I have kids that I don't see.
Yeah.
There was a winning comment, I think, down there.
Kramer Ika 962 says, Why didn't you use Chaos Magic to keep your marriage together?
One day all that chaos magic is going to fucking come back and bite him in the ass.
I have a feeling.
Okay, and this, I've not seen this, but I want to play it.
It's a minute long, so apparently it's funny.
Let's check it out.
Context.
So I had never lived in the city before.
I grew up in a suburb and I didn't leave my house that much.
So it's one of the first nights on my own.
I look in the fridge and I do not see objects that usually are in the fridge.
And all I can think is I gotta have my objects because I don't care if it's the middle of the night.
I gotta have that object.
Even if I do get shivved.
So I look up a place that's open at 1 a.m. and I barely clutch some groceries.
And on my way home, I'm the only one in a red light that's lasting like two minutes.
And at the side of my window is a woman wearing a big coat and below her is a not so big coat.
A thong, you might say.
Now I'm not one to make assumptions.
But then she said, you want to have fun, big boy?
At that point, yeah, I think I have a, I think you make an assumption.
Now, I immediately start sweating very nervously.
I grew up in a very God-fearing household, so I wasn't prepared for this situation.
Now it's the middle of the night.
It's pitch black.
There's just this woman and there's enough cars that it can't justify doing the turn.
So I'm kind of just stuck here.
And like with a five-second pause, I'm thinking of what I'm supposed to say.
And I didn't do this as a joke.
This is just how I responded.
On instinct.
I turn my head a perfect 90 degrees.
I lift my arm and I say, no, thank you, ma'am.
And then the moment it turned green, I floored it.
And that's when I realized, wow, I am really fucking white.
That is my brain's fear response.
They say you know a man's true character when he is in crisis.
And my true character is I am lame as shit.
Now you may be wondering, why did I tell you all that?
This video was sponsored by Adam and Eve.
Go to adamandeve.com/slash goobus to get four toys for $20.
He's sponsored by like a sex toy shop for real.
That's crazy.
So he wants to make money from a sex toy shop for his 1.6 million views.
And they're like, okay, well, we were trying to sell butt plugs and dildos and lingerie here.
So do you have like a sexy story that you can make a YouTube video about?
And then this guy like combs the annals of his brain.
He's like, well, one time I did get awkwardly propositioned by a prostitute and I said, no, thank you.
And I drove away.
And they're like, okay, I mean, if that's what you got, that's what you got.
We're not going to turn away the sponsorship to like a million people, but cool.
Okay.
This was very awkward and a little couch.
don't know it's kind of like when i understand this I also talk about awkward things.
I don't think it's that bad.
But it was only minutes, I thought.
I'll take the risk, chat.
Speaking of chaos magic, King Cobra JFS has had a little bit of a tragedy in his own world.
Aaron Valentine has killed himself.
Aaron Valentine, also known as Homeboy Alan by King Cobra JFS Aficionados, apparently took his own life.
From what I understand, he was a serious alcoholic, really bad drinker.
And that probably has something to do with why he decided to end his life.
King Cobra did respond to this with a 20-minute long video that I cannot play for you because it mentions suicide.
Therefore, it's double triple locked on YouTube.
You not only need an account, you have to press a button to confirm that you're willing to see topics about suicide.
So I can't show you it.
I didn't even watch it, to be quite honest, because it's 22 minutes.
I know what King Cobra's like.
I imagine that he's sitting in a chair drunk and he's reminiscing and saying wildly inappropriate things.
From what I gather, that's correct.
In particular, Kilbs seems to humble Bragg that he's not as bad of an alcoholic as homeboy Aaron was and repeatedly toasts to him while drinking in his memorial service because I guess they both liked alcohol quite a bit.
He made it about his trolls, I see.
Okay.
So Kobes, Kobes didn't have the level, the aptitude required to pull off a, what would you call it?
Simply Lynching The Troll00:15:47
A. What is the thing where you like where you like say like something about a guy?
It's like Dan to be appropriate.
What is that?
What's that word?
Eulogy.
He couldn't give a eulogy.
To be quite honest, if I had to pick someone to deliver a eulogy, it would not be King Cobra.
He can't help himself.
And then, okay, this was a last second edition.
I have no idea what I'm in stock for, but I love making fun of this guy.
So actually, I don't, because I always think that Rev says Desu is short-fat Otaku, but apparently it's not.
apparently he got into a fight with a vtuber or something i thought this was short fat of taco getting made fun of but now it's can someone help me Because isn't Short Fat Otaku also called Rev?
No, he's called Dev, right?
His name is Devin.
How different are they?
Is anyone familiar with both Short Fat Otaku and also Rev says Desu that can give me a rundown of how similar or not similar they are?
I have to properly ascertain how embarrassed I should be if I confuse them in the future.
He's a lollycon.
Okay.
He has a wife that does ASMR.
He is fat.
No, Dev is fat.
Dev's a communist.
Rev says the Sue are vastly different from different spheres.
Okay.
Okay, let's see what this says.
Nemo Nevermore.
And they are complaining about Rev says Desu and says, latest rival Marvel design triggers Reddit feminist.
Nemo says, every feminist I know likes the new skins, but incels would have you believe every female rivals player is swimming at the mouth over sexy skins when who do you think you're going to be buying this skin for a strategist?
My lord.
A tranny.
Not a woman.
Women don't play games like this.
The trannies do.
Anytime you're getting like healed by a mercy, that's a dude in a dress like jerking off while he does it, bro.
Women don't play games like this.
Nemo then says, it won't be, it won't end because pandering to the lowest denominator of human pays the bills.
I forgot.
That's very true.
People, men are seemingly upset that people are calling this a gooner skin.
According to them, it isn't apparently.
I mean, that is a gooner skin.
If you buy that, you're a gooner.
I, like, personally, I'm all for gooner skins.
They're hot and I'm a buy, but let's not flame people.
Dude, I guess pandering to the lowest common denominator of human pays the bills.
I forgot.
Vtuber, you are not one to speak.
You are also pandering to like you are pandering to the exact same fucking audience.
Like, don't even try.
This other tranny says, but there are feminists on Reddit that were mad.
There are people about these types of skins in game.
Oh, Straub is the wife, right?
I like how this guy put the butt in a spoiler for not safe for work, but they're selling it in the game.
This guy saw the butt and was like, you know, that's not appropriate for the Kiwi Farms.
But it's just like, what, 10 cents selling people that play the game?
I don't look at it as incel clickbait.
I don't even know what an incel is.
Oh, that's not even what an incel is.
Okay.
Where is the guy at?
Let me find this guy.
I want to see what a picture of him looks like.
I don't know.
If I don't know what he looks like, I can't.
I can't make fun of him in my brain.
Wait, So, sorry, I was confused.
He's the Vtuber.
Rev says Dasu is the girl with the big glasses.
So, he's the Vtuber.
I thought that, okay.
I'm learning something here, chat.
I'm learning as I go.
Okay, I'm learning.
I got you.
Does he have a picture?
Oh my god, is this him?
Is he like a Filipino?
Randbot calls him a trap vampire?
He's a nerdy, skinny-looking guy.
He speaks with a male voice.
Sorry, I'm trying to load this page.
This page has so many videos that just like stops loading shit when I try to open it.
So he hasn't, nobody knows what he looks like.
Wait, this is him?
Oh, Straub is the wife.
Okay, here we go.
Holy shit.
So he's on the right, and Straub, the ASMR person, is on the left.
Um, yeah, that's about right.
He went to McDonald's with her.
Okay, good choice, I guess.
And he's a lollycon.
Okay.
He looks vaguely familiar.
He looks like somebody else.
I want to say, okay, this is really weird.
There was a guy called the narrator, and he was like big into Chris Chan.
And he like kind of hung around QE Farm's adjacent stuff because he was like big into Chris Chan, but he was like super gay.
And then he got canceled.
I didn't even see this happen, but I checked, like, what the fuck happened to that guy one day?
I went and looked and he had like gotten canceled for like sexual harassment or something.
Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
Does anyone know?
Does anyone remember the narrator besides me?
But he looks like this guy, but way skinnier.
You remember that guy?
Shape, shape, shapes is racist.
Remembers that guy.
Thank you.
Glad I'm not completely insane.
Anyways, so that's Rev. Okay, so let's keep in mind.
Rev says Desu, who I'm assuming that his handle is actually Rev on this page.
And then Straub is this one.
Straub Rev. Okay, I got you.
So the Straub is saying that it's not incel clickbait because without disclosing that her husband's video is featured in this incel clickbait montage.
And then she says, Dang, you really do you wish me luck.
Just got this in my DMs.
And then, oh, it's her saying, like, this is like her boyfriend or whatever.
So why am I talking to her?
Okay.
I found out today that I'm an incel cop play detecting mental function.
Dude, it's it's like it's so weird like reading these people's interactions where they're just like ass good, but ass also not good.
Ass good when my fans pay me money, but ass bad when I actually sit down and think about it.
Actually sweaty, ass good because my husband jerks off to LollyCon and makes money off of YouTube incel clickbait.
I'm trying to imagine.
Imagine these three people, right?
Rev and then his wife and then this anime avatar called Nemo, who I assume is also like a V tuber.
Imagine them locked in a room together and they're much like how during the Continental Congress of the United States, the founding fathers literally locked themselves into a room until they decided what the Constitution would be.
Now they are tasked with writing a constitution or like a declaration of human rights.
What do you think they would come up with?
Like what do you think their priorities are and what they would come up with as a declaration of human rights?
The first one would be like, Gooning is based actually.
Anime is really based actually what they care about, like what the world revolves around is so myopic.
Rev is dev.
Yeah, basically, I think.
Where does he get involved and start saying dumb shit?
Referring to me as a creator while I upload daily and you've streamed twice in the last three months is wild.
You're literally a V tweeter.
You made a post.
Wow, that's a cutting remark, chat.
You hear that?
You're all V tweeters.
I want to right now announce my contempt for my audience.
You're fucking, you're fucking V tweeters.
I'm going to put that dog on the net as a V tweeter.
You fucking V tweeter.
You fucking V tweeter.
You made a post misrepresenting my video while labeling me an incel.
Then you decided it was a nice idea to make unwanted sexual comments towards me with my wife tagged.
Then called her a pick-me on your private account.
So those VTubers you talk in private are leaking your private account to me and claiming that you've been unstable for years.
They are literally laughing at you.
Not to mention you are locking the replies on this cope.
I've been following her for a while.
And ever since she became an indie, she's had numerous mental breakdowns and drama.
She's literally ruining what little bit of a following she had.
That is exactly what I've been hearing.
Takes a lot for me to block someone.
But don't tell my husband he is getting his dick wet.
Disgusting.
I mean, he's literally jerking off to LollyCon.
While you are over heel slutting on Marvel Rivals, he's on the other room jerking off to LollyCon.
Like, you live with that.
That's your life.
I do read chat.
What are you complaining about?
Why does anyone care?
This is very important.
No, there's going to be a lawsuit involving this shit one day.
Mark my words.
Somebody on X called somebody else a V tweeter.
And that's false light, defamation of character, torturous business interference, and IIED.
And it's going to end up in a federal document saying that Doki Doki-Chan called Hogabaga-chan a V-tweeter and it ruined her fucking life.
Now she's going to commit Sepiku unless she gets reparations.
$20 million.
Okay, I'm bored of this.
He's just like a gooner.
He just like lives in a perpetual state of goon.
Couldn't pull him out of his goon coma if he tried.
Sorry, Vtuber bros.
I tried to parse your drama and it's just too much for me.
Let's go back to something I fully understand.
That's Ethan Ralph.
Okay, he's standing up.
I think he's about to fall down.
Hold up.
There's no audio to this.
He very intelligently muted the microphone so we can only see his eraser head-esque performance and the black and white prison crystal that he created for himself on the top left.
Okay, so he went down.
I think Ethan Ralph just took a tumble, chat.
I think he took a tumble.
Simply lynching.
Simply lynching.
What you don't see is actually more disturbing than what you do see.
I think he's down for good.
Is he getting back up?
Oh, wait, there he is.
He's crawling around.
You just need like, you just need like little sound effects to make this like silent, uh, Silent Hill tier.
Like, like, oh my God, there's something crawling around here.
Something crawling around here.
Okay, that's it.
Then, of course, he leaves his stream on because he's passed out.
Now, I assume that when you take opiates and alcohol, one of the side effects must be that you get really hot.
Either that or Mexico is just so hot, even in winter, that it doesn't matter.
And I say this because Ethan Ralph came back to his computer a little while later a little bit different than when he fell down.
Can hear it.
There it is.
Then the music scene comes in.
If you're only listening, Ethan Ralph is completely naked.
You can't see anything below the waist, but he's bent over.
His tube sock titties are just like hanging in front of the camera.
He's looking, he's like squinting at his computer like an old man.
People in chat keep saying triple tits.
Let's take a look here.
Oh, yeah.
Bro.
Simply lynching.
One of the moobs folds down the entire way.
The other is bifurcated.
Not only is his gun bifurcated, but the left man breast is also bifurcated.
But the right one has not.
You know, I learned a long time ago in like character design that asymmetry is very rare in nature.
And so when we look at something, if you want something to look natural and right and clean, like decent and normal, you want it to have symmetry.
Like if you think of how a person looks, how it folds on itself, symmetrical.
A deer, symmetrical.
A fish, symmetrical.
Things that are asymmetrical are abnormal and non-biological.
So when I look at the three tits, I think this is like how you would design the monster.
You would design a horror movie character to be asymmetrical like this.
I wonder what happens.
He's staring at his screen.
Does he not know what it's on?
He's still kind of just fumbling around.
God, he looks so bad.
Like as bad as his body looks, his face is so haggard and old.
So old.
Chat GPT.
He's 70.
Dude, it's because of the liver spots.
He has like liver spots on his face.
And he still hasn't figured it out.
He's just walking away from it.
At least he had the good sense to pull up his pants.
It's crazy.
I thought there was another one.
Oh, he came back to turn off the screen.
Okay, let's see what happens here.
I think it's more of the same.
I love that subtitle.
Dawson attempt to plus Cog is broke in a rapist.
Yeah, buddy, you're really epically owning fucking Daws or Cog right now.
You really, Cog is in the Cog is in the Jeep Curry.
He's being cooked up as we speak.
And then he discovers that the thing's actually in still.
Okay.
It's not factually accurate.
It's not factually accurate unless you have every single waking moment of Ethan Ralph's life tattooed on your fucking skull because you ain't got nothing else to care about.
It ain't factually accurate.
What a life.
Okay.
So after this, and B. I'm somewhat trepidacious about all this because after this, right?
Milo Ioannopoulos decides to take shots at Ethan Ralph.
Let's see.
It says, hey, Nero, you mean nothing to me.
Thanks, Annan.
And this is something about Milo replying to esoteric shaggyism, who is like an a log of Ralph.
Ralph says, many Ralph emails outed you.
You speak too freely.
That's why you ruined your career.
And then he says, oh, hey, Milo, you admitted to getting fucked in the ass by a priest.
Got kicked out of CPAC.
You're a loser, Milo.
And you take it up the poop shoot.
He says poot shoot.
But I think he means poop shoot.
It's spelled with a C-H.
What the fuck?
A poot shoot is completely different than a poop shoot.
A poop shoot is your butt.
A poot shoot is some kind of weird rifleman shooting shooting class that involves farts, which I don't know if Ralph does that in Mexico.
I don't know if that's like a local Tijuanan thing, but it's vastly different from what I think he was intending to write.
So he says this to Nero or Milo.
Milo brings out the big gun and says, Let's go pigger tits.
And then he has a gif, which I think was originally from Cal saying, Sandra is waiting.
Join her, Ralph.
And Sandra, of course, is in the fires of hell, it appears like, which is a big dig to Ethan Ralph because he's a mama's boy and he can't handle that.
Then he posted these videos.
But again, be somewhat trepidatious when you hear all this because it could be Kayfabe chat.
Milo And Family Court Chaos00:15:08
Hey, Milo, you cocksucker.
Holy shit.
That's if I booted up the stream, like, hey, chat.
How you doing?
That's pretty rough.
Tucker, why don't you face me one-on-one?
You motherfuckers.
Why don't you face me?
Wait, I want to hear that again.
Hey, Milo, you cocksucker.
You cocksucker.
Hey, Milo, you cocksucker.
Why don't you face me one-on-one in Dick Masterson's house with 80 girl with Sean?
Whoever we can.
80 girl?
Is she 80?
Are there 80 of her?
What are you describing, Ralph?
Can get why don't you fucking man up, you pussy son of a bitch?
Where is he?
Is he like a food court?
He's like, you know, he doesn't know how to cook or sustain himself, and all the women in his life have abandoned him to fend for his own.
So when he wakes up in the afternoon and he's like hung over and needs to eat, there's probably absolutely nothing in his house that he can make for himself.
So he just like trottles off into like a food court next door and just like orders a burrito at like the Chipotle or whatever the fuck.
And that's just how he like sustains himself these days.
He doesn't even know how to turn off his camera.
Dude, the last 15 seconds of this video are him trying to find the stop button on his phone.
I can just imagine either he's like so like haggard because he's wearing sunglasses inside.
So I imagine this is like late at night.
He's hungover.
He has a migraine.
The lights are on, but he still has sunglasses on to protect his eyes.
And he's trying to like, because they're like polarized lenses, he can't see the screen accurately.
So he's like fucking with it.
And he either that or he has like mayo on the screen from his tortoise.
So he's just like fucking with it.
Hello, you son of a bitch.
Okay.
And now he's just in the bathroom of a mall in Mexico showing the changing station.
Like, I don't know if he's like taking a shit with the door open and he's just like recording for this for whatever reason.
You take it up the ass and you're proud of it.
And that in the nothing self is just disgusting.
And so you meet me in LA tomorrow and I will take care of business, you motherfucker.
On one hand, it sounds like really bad acting.
It sounds like Kayfabe.
On the other hand, he's like so fucked up, it's hard to, it's like impossible to differentiate between like bad kfabe acting and him just being incredibly fucked.
Um okay, and then this was the thing that got me thinking, hmm, but it was also in the videos.
Jack Terrera, aka Dick Masterson, aka Juju the cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, says, poo boy, Milo, are we doing the intervention of Ethan Ralph this Saturday?
This guy isn't going to see 2026 live streams, super chats go to the kids, lol.
He's got to be sober, though, at least for two hours.
So I kind of feel like, you know, I don't hear that much about Milo Yiannopoulos anymore.
It's kind of an interesting thing where back during Gamergate and the couple years after, Milo was like intimately involved in like, I want to say he was involved in InfoWars or something or something kind of like related to it.
I also want to say that he was involved in Bannon.
He was involved in Bannon's stuff.
So he was like pretty high up.
And then he got into all these fucking lawsuits and lost all his money and then became straight.
But like the whole Overton window and right-wing grifting changed dramatically.
And now like the based coal-burning Jewish gay guy that would come out and be like, oh, I'm gay and oi suck black cooks.
But I also think that libtods are stupid and they have stupid hair.
Like that whole era of grifting is gone.
So he he says he's straight now.
And I don't know what I kind of feel like it would be an extraordinary bad taste to just like discard that and say there's no way.
Because I don't really believe that gay is like a thing.
I think it's all fake.
I think it's what happens if you just watch so much porn and get molested.
You just start wanting to suck dick.
So maybe if you stop getting molested and stop watching porn, you can be straight.
Hard for me to say.
Eileen, no, but I feel like it's mean to be like, well, you can't ever stop sucking dick.
You're just like, you have to suck dick.
So I'm trying to be nice here when I say this.
I like to keep an open mind.
You know, you guys know me.
Of all the things that you would say about Josh Moon, I am open-minded first and foremost.
I am someone who is very, very willing to learn more about other people and other cultures and see what they have to offer.
So, but he does say he's straight.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Probably not.
But at the same time, it's very good for him.
See, the main reason why I don't think he's straight is that I think he still lives with the black guy that he was fucking before.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've never been in a gay relationship, but I imagine that it's quite hard to go from like being in a relationship with somebody to just in general.
It would be hard to be in a relationship with somebody and then just live with them and not continue to be in a relationship with them.
I feel like that's literally impossible with a man and a woman, but I don't know.
Gay people are weird.
Maybe they can.
Anyways.
So what I'm trying to say is that I think Milo is down bad.
And it's like, is he so like he's still like, I know the name Milo Iiannopoulos.
Is he so down bad that he has to resort to like bum fighting with Ethan Ralph on Dax's podcast with Vito the Pedo?
Is that where he's at in life?
Say it ain't so.
Say it ain't so that that's what become of Milo.
It's hard to believe almost.
He felt like he had infinite griff potential.
He could just monkey branch all the time.
Like he got really high up in a lot of organizations.
He can't possibly be mud wrestling with Ethan Ralph while Vito the Pedo and Dax Rare just throw change at them, right?
There's no way.
It is what it is.
He's on Alex Stein's show.
Isn't Alex like a big guy?
Alex Stein.
Where's his hex account?
There we go.
What's he got?
Alex Stein, 99.
I hope that's not the year he was born because that would make me feel bad.
677.
Alex Stein ain't no small fry.
Come on now.
That's not as down bad as being on fucking the Vito show.
Did I get raided?
Who did I get raided by?
It doesn't show up in my overlay.
I need chat to like remind me of shit when this happens.
I met Alex Stein.
Yeah, he was on the election stream.
I know who that is.
He talked about, yeah, I remember.
I know who Alex Stein is.
He's a name that's becoming increasingly familiar to me, for better or for worse.
I mean, he's obviously extremely Jewish.
That's not up for debate.
We're not sitting around wondering if some guy named Alex Stein is Jewish or not.
I can just look at him.
Come on.
Anyways.
Next.
Bossman update.
Bossman Jack, also known as Austin Curtis-Petsen.
He's in jail, unjustly persecuted by the Commonwealth of Virginia, as many of you know.
And we've been waiting for his release, his return.
It is likely he will face multiple years in jail for his various crimes against the Commonwealth and his own family.
But he has been permitted to have bond in his criminal court case.
But in Virginia, all domestic issues, including father and son fighting each other, is handled by the family court.
So these are two completely different parallel legal systems that handle different types of cases with different specialties.
And the judge in his family case has not allowed him to post bail.
So he's still being held without bail.
So we sit eagerly wondering if Bossman Jack will be allowed to be free.
The criminal court says that the Krakaruski is no big deal, but the family court is saying that him budgeting his father is a big deal.
And perhaps, probably, the fact that he's never had a stable job, they might like, for instance, let's say that you're a family court judge and you're looking at Bossman Jack and you're thinking like, well, what the fuck do we do with this guy?
That's a hard question.
If you put me in family court, I mean, I might just say, let him go.
My nigga didn't do nothing.
He good boy.
But if I was, if it was somebody unfamiliar to me, if I didn't recuse myself or didn't have to recuse myself, I would be looking at this thinking, well, he doesn't really have a real job.
He's never had a real job.
He's never lived on his own.
And when he doesn't have financial support, he defaults to criminal behavior like carjacking and doing and doing drugs.
So it's like, what do we do with him?
You might say, like, okay, maybe you can do your Gamba and Krakaruski thing.
That's not my fucking problem.
I'm the family court guy.
I don't handle drugs.
I don't handle drug problems.
I don't handle gambling.
That's the criminal court.
So just looking at how do we make sure that this family doesn't end up in family court again, them not living together would be a big step forward.
You're a 30-year-old man.
Why don't you live alone yet?
So they might be saying, like, well, if you want to, if you want to be free, you have to find some way to live independently for a couple months.
Like that kind of a thing.
That's where I think they're at.
Or they could be sending some to jail for forever.
Who knows?
That's an open question.
Oh, one more thing related to Daxer and Juju, not Juju the Cala, the same person.
Vito just walding.
Vito posted a picture of himself.
He decided to drive out to the, and as you can see, he was, this is a griff thing.
So Vito the Pedo made sure to cover his bald spot with a picture with his hat that advertises the podcast that financially enriches him.
And to do this, he went out by the burned ruins, I think of the Palisades, and he took some pictures of himself by the ruins.
Kind of implying that it's his house, but it's not.
It's just some random innocent people's house.
And they want people to be upset at this, so they share the photo around and everyone checks out the Pedo's podcast.
Even Rikata Law promotes it.
Isn't that sad?
Look, Dick says, rip house, frowny face.
Not his house, of course.
Just too clever chat.
So that's why I think the Milo shit might be all fake.
Like, Ralph could be groveling.
Milo could be groveling.
And he's like, well, if I have these two grovelers, maybe I can make them bum fight while my pedophile goes touring the ruins of Los Angeles.
Okay.
Now, speaking of Mr. Ricada, there is some updates in regards to Ricada.
Should I turn my mic up?
I feel like my mic is low.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to turn my mic up.
I'm so late into this podcast, but I'm going to do it.
Chat.
Am I louder?
I think this is better.
I'm going to be real with you.
Okay.
So, Rikata made some comments.
And I think this was even in Vito's Vito's live stream chat.
So.
Or maybe the podcast.
No, no, that's the onion.
So this is Patrick Melton from Nobody Likes Onions or whatever the fuck.
Patrick Melton was the guy who people super cut all the times that he like openly made jokes about raping kids.
And it was like a four-minute long compilation of him just openly threatening like Aaron M. Holt's family and Ricada.
And it's just like the most like weird.
I don't think Rakeda, they're friends.
But it was like the most bizarre, disgusting thing ever.
So I don't think I have the baldo ham on this computer.
No, sorry.
But for whatever reason, Rakeda loves this guy.
And maybe, hey, you know, maybe Dax told him, like, you know, having like a pedophile lightning rod sitting next to me has really helped with drawing a log attention off of me and onto Vito.
And Vito is like so dumb.
He's like missing parts of his brain.
He's just like this fat, gross pedophile.
So he doesn't really feel pain.
You know what I mean?
You can just beat the fuck out of Vito and he won't even feel it.
So Dick realized that this was like a huge boon to have this infinitely more contemptible person sitting next to him who doesn't like feel any pain because he's too retarded to feel pain like a like a sea sponge.
So Ricada's trying to like imitate this perhaps.
And he thought like, oh, this Patrick Melton guy, he's a big fat gross pedophile that makes completely inappropriate comments about other people's families and kids.
Maybe, maybe he also, he can be my sea sponge pedophile that people can make fun of instead of me.
So maybe he's trying to set that up, like a long-term gamut.
Maybe I can get this guy to like be a fucking retard next to me.
That's the best theory I have.
Maybe you guys have better comments.
Anyways, he says, just had a very emotional day with me and my wife.
We were letting go of something that has amazing memories attached.
It is so beautiful.
The hard part was just being thankful for how, and then it cuts off.
He replies to somebody saying, yes, couple of things to work out so that I can do specifically that and not fall into other shit working on me.
Wish it was faster, but I want to do it right.
And then he says to pest, I will likely be sentenced in late February.
Well, in some sentence, everything should be good.
I think that his plea hearing is later this month, but I think he's hinting that he's going to either take an Alfred plea or no contest play or plead guilty.
Home Equity Line Auction Plans00:03:08
I imagine that they're not going to let him Alfred play out of this because like he has to, I think that they're going to let him walk with either probation or nothing at all and take a felony like they did with Ralph.
I think that's their goal.
Like if you want to be like a strung out crackhead endangering your kids, well, you can do that, but we're going to have to take your guns.
Like that's going to be the arrangement.
He says, did you tell April I said hello?
And then he says yes, literally yes.
So April's still around.
I'm sure the wife loves that.
Sure, the kids love that.
Women are beautiful when they find themselves beautiful.
Usually they have a list of things to improve.
Men too, but I'm not a fag.
So what did he lose, chat?
Oh, this is out of order.
I'm not going to read all this.
For whatever reason, Nick Ricada on Tuesday published this extremely, extremely long, like, how to be like a manipulator.
And I've read through this.
It doesn't really make any sense.
Ricada should never become a writer.
He has no idea how to convey thoughts coherently.
He doesn't know how to be succinct.
He doesn't know how to explain complex concepts in a way that's easily digestible, even when people are like actively trying to figure out what the fuck you're talking about.
So it's like all this bullshit.
And he's basically, I think he's trying to make a roundabout point about how evil people like maybe Kino Casino and Aaron M. Holt have like created this mythos around him with their evil manipulation tactics.
But it just makes him seem like he's a wannabe sociopath or whatever, like a wannabe manipulator, like a guy who studies like pickup artist tactics.
And it's just really bizarre.
Not really sure what the fucking point is, but he made sure to let everybody know that he's a retard one more time.
So what did they lose? Was the question.
And the answer is the ho shack.
April M. Holt's ho shack has been sold for $380,000.
It is likely, as I said, now that his house has been formally listed for auction on Zillow to the tune of estimated $850,000, that he will be using this money to pay off whatever debt he has with the bank.
If I remember correctly, his loan amount was something to the tune of $320,000.
I believe it was a HELOC, a home equity line of credit, not a reverse mortgage, as I had previously said, which is a different concept that uses the home equity line of credit.
So the auction house estimates that this will be an $850,000 house, but he took out a $300 plus thousand dollar home equity line of credit HELOC against it.
So because he's just sold the other house for that, and presumably he owns that free and clear as well, that he will use that to pay off that loan.
And then he'll have some money in the bank to continue paying Randazza to skin him like a fucking cat.
Minnesota Lawyer Legal Status00:04:13
Expression that I remember an expression that if long-term listeners might remember is something that I learned from Ricada.
I never heard the expression there are many ways to skin a cat before that.
So he's getting skinned in many different ways as one cat, unfortunately.
Very painful process.
I like their description, by the way.
This foreclosure property is a great opportunity to invest in this neighborhood and generate potential profit.
Save this property on auction today to receive updates.
And that's just an advertisement for their platform.
This is an investment home.
You don't actually want to live here.
This is the home you want to rent out to people.
You don't, trust me, some weird, fucked up shit.
We don't even know why, but there's a bookcase in one of the kids' bedrooms that opens up to a sex dungeon.
You don't want to live here, but it's a great investment.
There are people out here in Spicer, Minnesota who would benefit greatly from this sex dungeon.
Then, finally, as some breaking news released just today, it is my privilege.
I don't want to sound too gloaty.
It is my duty.
It is my solemn duty to inform you all, the Kiwi Farms, that the state of Minnesota and the Supreme Court has found that Nicholas Robert Ricada is to be disbarred from practicing law.
Because, not for anything fun, he is to be prohibited from practicing law because he did not keep up with the Supreme, with their state's CLE or continuing legal education.
The law is a very fluid thing.
Laws are passed every year, obviously.
So, if a lawyer doesn't really keep up with his education, then he can fall behind and be misinformed and uninformed about how the state operates.
So, they make you take classes every year.
Certain attorneys that I speak to call CLE a fucking racket to keep making legal programs money for the rest of your life.
But either way, the spirit of the program is that if you are a non-practicing lawyer, not keeping up with your legal education, you're not really fit to practice law.
And in this case, Ricada has other things going on in his life.
So, he has fallen behind on his obligations to the state to continue his education in modern legal theory or legal education.
He's disbarred.
He is no longer a small lawyer from central Minnesota.
Or as some people say, southern Minnesota.
I remember somebody complained.
He's not actually in central Minnesota.
He's like from South Minnesota or some shit.
Anyways, he's no longer a lawyer.
For now, presumably, if he continues his CLE, he will be permitted to practice law.
As it says here, it is hereby ordered that the lawyers reference in Exhibit A are placed on CLE involuntary restricted status as defined in Rule 12 of the CLE rules.
It is further ordered that removal from CLE in voluntary restricted status is conditioned on compliance with the requirements of Rule 12D of the CLE rules, and the order shall be served upon the lawyers reference in Exhibit A.
So what it does, the board, the bar submits all the lawyers not in good standing.
Nick Ricada is apparently in good company here.
There he is.
Nicholas Robert Ricada, a lawyer under Exhibit A who is now on involuntary hold, voluntary restricted status.
Until further notice.
Such as life.
Life comes at you fast, bro.
Now, finally, to round this out nice and even, I have some Reddit content and then I have a little game to play.
Tomato Paste Ingredient Debate00:06:22
So if I missed anything, please think of it now.
And I will ask after I'm done or after I'm done playing the game if I miss anything.
Okay.
So this is a Reddit post.
And am I the asshole?
Or am I the angel?
Am I the angel eight days ago says, am I the angel for accidentally ruining my autistic boyfriend's safe food?
My boyfriend.
Oh, this is like a repost.
Okay.
My boyfriend loves stew.
He wants to eat it every day for every meal.
His favorite stew is beef, tips, and vegetables from a local place, but it's really expensive.
Like $47 for a big bowl.
They don't do small orders for takeout.
And he is grossed out by leftovers, so more than half of it gets wasted.
We've had a couple arguments about it.
He says I don't understand his brain.
I say he doesn't understand our budget.
Recently, I looked up some recipes, including doing a dissection of takeout food, and tried my hand at making a home-cooked replacement for stew tonight.
He loved it for a few days, and then one night he was hanging out with me in the kitchen and saw me put tomato paste into the pot.
He was really upset and demanded that I make the soup without the paste.
I told him that it would not taste the same, and he said that it would be better because he hates tomatoes.
They're not a safe food for him.
So I made the soup with no tomato paste.
And big surprise, something felt off about it to him.
Instead of admitting that the tomato paste was unnecessary, he threw a fit and told me he didn't want home cooked food anymore if I was going to play with him and not take his safe foods seriously.
He thinks I changed more than just the tomato paste in an effort to get him to admit he was wrong.
$400 in stew orders later, I had an idea to ask the chef when we were picking up the order if there was any tomato paste or tatamato products in the stew.
And lo and behold, there is tomato in the recipe.
Fucking tomato paste.
In my mind, this was great because I thought he would get over it if he knew his original perfect stew had tomato paste in it.
Like, oh, I guess tomato paste isn't that bad then.
But it was the exact opposite.
He walked out of the restaurant without saying anything and then refused to eat the stew that night and hasn't ordered it again.
And he's been ignoring me a while, sulking around in the house, using his whiny voice a lot and slamming things.
His sister also texted me to tell me I'm a selfish asshole for needing to get back at him by taking his favorite food away.
I literally just wanted to stop spending insane amounts of money on stew.
I wasn't trying to hurt him or ruin his life.
I'm not autistic.
I can't really wrap my head around caring this much about a single ingredient.
I genuinely didn't see this reaction coming.
We've been together for four years and he's only ever had three other fits like this.
The other ones were pretty reasonable.
Those were also a little less intense and didn't include input from his family.
This is the first time anyone in his family has ever spoken to me like this.
So I've been back and forth between y'all are overreacting and what have I done?
Am I the asshole?
It sounds dumb when I write all out for a living.
Sorry, when I write it all out for the but living, it has made me feel physically sick with regret.
I can't think straight anymore.
ETA, I'm getting ready for work right now and I can't respond to individual comments.
And then update one.
The stew place is a catering place with a mini restaurant.
So anytime we order takeout, we're ordering a catering amount pretty much.
It's not stew made out of gold.
LOL.
We order from there two to three nights a week.
It's not the only thing he eats, but it's in his top five foods.
He doesn't eat this unreasonably every single day.
He has a job and contributes money on not funding his entire diet.
We do mix money, so even if he pays for it, he works part-time and I work full-time.
Bills are probably split.
70.30.
Dude, she tried to cook for him.
Yeah, four years wasted, bro.
Look, never give autistic men a chance.
If they're like so spurgy that they can't handle like the truth that they actually do like tomato paste and tomato paste is like a necessary ingredient in their food.
Like, don't shoot the messenger, bro.
Stop dating man babies.
That's a that's the takeaway.
You want to know something fun fact about me?
I'm one of those people who loves tomatoes but hates tomatoes.
Tomato paste, tomato sauce, salsa, like any kind of puree tomato, I fucking gorge on.
I love tomato paste.
I hate whole tomatoes.
I'm one of those people.
I don't even really prefer slices of tomatoes on like burgers and stuff.
I just don't like it at all.
The only thing, the only thing that I like tomato as a slice or whole on is, um, I think they're called caprice.
It's a thing where it's like a slice of tomato, a slice of mozzarella, some basil, and olive oil.
And you eat, you eat that.
And that's like a keto food.
I like those a lot.
But outside of that, I don't like those things.
Caprice.
Yeah, that.
Yeah, I don't like it on a burger.
I just don't.
I prefer onions.
I mean, if there is tomato on a burger, I don't hate it enough that I will peel it off.
But if I assemble my own burger, if I'm cooking, I will not put tomato slices on it willfully.
I just don't, I don't like it.
Caprize.
Caprize.
Hey.
Tomato sauce on pizza, bro.
It's great, but I don't like it.
I don't like it whole.
I knew a girl when I was in middle school, and she legit brought whole tomatoes to lunch and would eat it like an apple.
I'm just like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
How would you do this?
That's my tomato.
I can't imagine not liking tomato as a puree in a stew, though.
Robot Burger Cooking Preferences00:04:34
Like, that's weird.
I mean, if you ever have the opportunity to eat Georgian food, they make something called Harcho.
And Harcho soup is one of the most amazing soups on the entire planet.
And I say that as somebody who really, really likes soups, especially soups with like stock in it.
And I believe that one of the key ingredients to harcho is plum, plum sauce, or like a plum puree.
It's very difficult to find.
You have to make it yourself usually.
Okay.
Next.
Actually, I have another Reddit post, I think.
This was suggested to me in the Maddy Thread.
You ready?
Monsuko one.
The manga in anime, or anima, I guess, has undeniable lolly and shata themes to it, but it would detract from the story if it wasn't there.
To Sakashi is a pervert, but to his credit, he never sexualizes characters simply for fan service.
There's always a story reason for him doing so.
Riko being punished by being tied up naked shows how different orth culture was.
This is apparently a normal way of punishing children there that tells you right off the bat how different orth is from Japan or Western culture.
If anyone knows what the fuck this is, please title drop it in the chat.
I definitely won't think poorly of you.
Rico's embarrassment about Nat seeing her naked contrasted well with Rico feeling no embarrassment towards Reg, seeing her topless in the later series because Reg is in her mind a robot and not a real boy.
Is this Maiden Abyss?
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with that?
Maiden Abyss is like one of those animes that even people I like have like the furry character as like an avatar from.
And then I like read what the synopsis is and it's like animal torture and child torture.
I'll continue reading this defense of animal and child torture.
The scene where she's topless around Reg isn't when he first used his incinerator highlighted this.
Reg has his what is this?
One Am I moment where he's freaked out by how inhuman he is.
Rico wakes up and Reg took off her shirt, but Rico casually dismisses his awkwardness by reminding them that he's a robot and not a real person.
Reg has an identity crisis over how human he is or isn't, but Rico always thinks of her as her robot, her great discovery.
Jokes about Reg's hardware often seem to come down to him not being quite human in the minds of others.
Reg penis jokes.
So the reg is like a little boy robot that gets horny around a girl and then she just like completely dismisses him because he's a robot, but he still gets like horned up.
Reg penis jokes are often comic relief, but MIA absolutely made an abyss, okay.
So you guys are right shame, shame.
But Maiden Abyss absolutely needs light-hearted moments at many of the points where this comes up.
It absolutely needs little penis, little baby penis, uh.
Jokes for comedic relief.
How would you have an anime without that?
For example, in the hot spring scene?
No, it's not sexualizing the characters.
Let me explain.
When the little boy and the little girl go to the strip club, they're only there to collect the money.
For example, in the Hot Spring scene.
Reg just had killed Midi another child.
Oh great child murder.
I love that.
Rico had just awoken from spending possibly days in a coma after all, the show needed something lighthearted.
Oh so every, oh my god, in the Hot Spring scene where they're bathing together naked after he had just murdered another child.
Then he had dropped the penis joke the little boy penis joke on the audience to get them back to.
When i'm back what's, what's his name hold up to.
To Sukushi, yeah, did it again.
Another Banga anime for the anime boys.
Having Reg get a stiffy, having Rico notice and having him get all sty about it while Nanashi teased them gave me a laugh.
after a series of very heavy events i needed that laugh and so did other audience members It helped remind me that after all that had happened, they were still just kids.
Bravo, Bravo Sukushi, Bravo Banza.
Pakyong Anime Regional Humor00:12:12
Awesome, thank you.
And Japan okay, before we thank Japan too much, I have one more thing that I want to do with Chiat before I read super chat, Siuvonis.
Okay, and that is a game that has taken the world by storm.
We're no longer going to look at the dominion of India, we're going to look at the country of India and we're going to do something that many people all around the world has tried to do okay, and that is we're going to try to find a spot in India that does not have visible trash Trash as soon as you drop down a pin.
So, we're going to take this, and you're going to see all of India lights the fuck up.
There's a street views all over the place throughout the country.
And I got to find a place that's not dirty.
So, luck now.
I'm feeling lucky, bros.
Let's go to luck now.
As I didn't even have to move the camera, the very first thing I see is a water canal that is absolutely filled to the fucking brim with utter garbage.
Literally, did not even have to move it.
So, luck now, you've let me down.
Let's try something a little bit different.
I've heard that Kerala is one of the more rich areas of the country, less impoverished.
So, Kerala, let's zoom in.
Actually, you know, let's, I can't zoom in, holding him.
Sorry, little guy.
I gotta drop you down.
Let's see, we are on an interstate, it looks like there is trash, um, just bags of garbage directly behind the view.
Um, this isn't as bad as luck now was.
Oh, look, I can see across this actually.
There's a giant pile of trash right there.
The guy is like standing right behind.
So, this is one of the richer areas, I believe, because of tourism.
But, um, yeah, still filled to the brim with garbage.
I also heard that Sakim, the small region between Nepal and Bhutan, is more wealthy.
So, I'm gonna drop a pin right there.
Uh, we are looking at a waterway, and to my shock, my absolute fucking disbelief, it is not completely filled with garbage.
Um, the ground is though.
I'm shocked.
What the fuck?
How is there no garbage?
Maybe it's just on the sides, and I can't see them.
Like, if I could, there would be garbage there, but there's tons of garbage right here, so it's not through lack of effort.
Um, this is actually in West Bengal.
This is not Sikit, so let's do that again.
This is up in the Himalayas, so why am I still in West Bengal?
I want to go to Sakim.
I just keep going too low because there's not that many streets in Sikkim.
Namichi, Dentam, Ravangala, Soling, Pakyong, Pakyong, I like how that sounds.
Let's see what's in there.
See a couple guys chilling out, bunch of mopeds, a bunch of stalls.
Looks poor.
No trash, though.
Think that this is too Asian.
Oh, it's okay.
Wait, what is that guy?
What's he doing?
He's like a female officer of some kind, and she has that stick.
Is that like a beating stick or like a walking stick?
It looks like a beating stick, not a walking stick, chat.
Maybe she beats people who litter.
Maybe that's how they figure this out in Sakim.
And Pakyong, they say if you throw any trash in the ground, I'm going to take this fucking stick.
I'm just going to beat you with it.
So I think that's how they figured things out here in Pakyong.
Good for them.
I like this.
This is decent.
I've lived in worse.
I'm going to be real with you.
I lived in worse.
No trash anywhere.
Hey, this looks like, look at all these cars.
They don't look like total fucking wrecks either.
Pakyong, Pakyong.
Pakyong is the place to be chat.
Pakyong.
That trash.
It does look like trash.
I guess that market street, they take a little bit better.
I mean, this isn't like full-on trash bags on the fucking sidewalk.
It's still a little bit dirty, but they clean up by the markets at least where the food is.
Good for them.
I'm happy.
I think.
Oh, look, there's a dog.
Oh, by the way, there's another game that you can play while playing the India game.
And that is to find a cow.
So let's go.
There's so many people.
They can't really do that.
Odisha.
Ooh, what the hell?
Fuck you pronounce this.
Yasuguda.
Okay, let's check out what's going on with Yasugura.
Oh my God.
Braunga.
Okay, I want to go to Bra Yenunga and I want to see if they have any cows hanging around.
There's some trash on the road.
There's a dog.
Hey, buddy, what's up?
Mobile shop.
Mobile phone repair.
Oh, there is the trash.
That's the designated pile right there, I think.
Bunch of trash over there.
No cows, though.
Is that a cow?
No, it's like a weird brick.
They got dogs.
They don't got no cows.
When I first played this, I saw cows all over the place.
Maybe the cows are going to be on the on this side on the Raj side?
Because then it's like, okay.
Oh my god, I didn't even have to move.
Dude, I know my.
That's why I'm so racist.
Because I know that on the western side is where the cows are going to be.
Because that's where the more of the Sikhs are.
I'm just.
Apparently, I think they said that there's more stray cows than straight.
There's a second cow.
This is the.
Yeah.
You got to go to the west if you want to see the cows, chat.
Happy to help you with your tourism.
This is the market.
Yeah, the market in Sukkim and Pakyong.
Pakyong was much better.
More cows.
There's so many cows.
What I really like about Indian cows is they have that fat on their back and it looks really pleasant to touch.
If I had a cow, I would get a cow that had the fat on its back so I could touch it.
It looks like a beluga bubble.
And you can pet the fat lump on it.
They eat those in certain in Pakistan, I think.
Yeah, go to the Himalayas because that's more Chinese, I think.
By the way, someone from the forum decided to try and make this into like an official game thing.
I've had issues going with this.
I get errors and stuff, but the game is you have to identify poop at like rant.
It's a geopoop.com.
He has a thread for it.
But you have to look around for poop.
I'm going to be uncharitable.
And I'm going to assume that this giant mound right here is like Triceratops crap.
I'm just going to say that this is the poop.
So alpha 560.
I don't think I can submit it unless I unless I am logged into Google or something.
Yeah, I must be logged into it to upload it.
So I think that's a thing where you have to be signed into Google, which is unfortunate.
But I did, I did find poo and I tried to submit it.
I think this is supposed to be like a San Francisco poop mat.
When I did this the first time, I legit just found poo.
I can walk into the shop.
What the fuck?
That's weird.
What do they got, chat?
I'm kind of hungry.
I want lunch.
Veg.
Veg?
Veg?
I don't want veg.
What the fuck?
I want some beef.
Come on now.
They're trying to feed me veg here.
Fuck India chat.
Okay, that's geopoop.com.
He has a thread for it.
Pindia game taken the world by storm.
Can you find the place with no trash?
Sub games, can you find a stray cow?
Can you find poop on the floor?
Many different, many different ways to play Pindia chat.
It's kind of like a regional thing, you know.
Some people call it pop, some call it soda, some call it coke.
It's like, which, how do you play Pindia?
Okay.
Let's do the super berries then.
I don't think I forgot anything.
Where is the chill thing?
Okay.
I remind you that the xmrchat.com/slash Maddie is if you want to do XMR super chats, I will read those separately at the end, but not streamlined in yet.
Okay.
All right.
Schwatz Valdnol for 10 says, left out traditional whiskey and licorice for Santa on Christmas Eve.
Next morning it was gone.
My cat ate it all and threw it up.
Not good on the rug.
My cat was Santa all along.
A Christmas miracle.
I mean, licorice is a good choice.
It's very German, too.
Black licorice is like super German.
It's also very good.
I'm assuming that Lisky and Licorice was for you, but I guess the cat ate it.
Sorry to hear that.
I hope your cat's okay.
Bunker Housing for 5 says, pigger tits with the pig emoji.
Very true.
Now, you should have included three pig emojis to be complete.
Oias Tame for 5 says, I can't sneeze.
Why not?
Nothing is stopping you.
You can snee freely.
Please enjoy.
Malakalyps, the younger for five says, brother Joshua, can you read Jude chapter one, verse seven?
Blessings to your house.
I'm not, dude, I'm not doing this anymore.
I'm sorry.
I cannot do the thing where it's like, please read this every stream in perpetuity forever and ever.
I am sorry.
Isn't Jude like another like ex-canonical one?
Don't do this to me.
Kurt Eichenwald for $60 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, welcome back.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's kind of good to be back.
I appreciate it.
Subscribe on Rumble.
My shit gets getting taken down.
Brianna Wu, Hyperbimbo for 10 says, this is Ralph's greatest promo yet.
Is this him like drunkenly yelling at Milo Yiannopoulos?
Yes, it's him.
It's him in the bathroom.
What a cut.
What a cut.
When I think of the guys that do the wrestling, like John Cena and The Rock, he does wrestling, right?
Who's the guy?
Macho Man, Randy Savage.
Those are the only three I know.
That and Horse John.
Whenever they cut promos, they're usually just sitting on a toilet yelling.
That's how you do it.
Not Lol from Keynote Chat 2 for $20 says, have a great weekend.
Jersh, thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I will be very busy this weekend, but I'm super excited.
Appreciate it.
Bunker Housing for 2 says, do not forget to not change the setting you changed last time that broke the stream.
I did not, I was tempted.
I opened Mulvad and it said, hey, there's a VPN update.
You want to update?
I was like, ooh, I do like to update all my software and keep it nice and up to date.
But then I remembered.
I remembered my mistakes, Chad.
My mistakes.
Jude is canon, but short.
Must be very short.
I don't usually hear anything about it.
Sorry.
I didn't mean to be wrong as I very seldom am.
Baja Blast Enjoyer for 5 says, probably going to miss a lot of the stream.
Hope the stream goes well.
And welcome back to the U.S. with Jersh.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Sorry that you can't make it.
I've tried to find a good time slot and everyone just said, keep it the same.
I realized after I did all my A-B polling, everyone just said, yeah, just keep it the same.
Like, okay.
I guess.
That's what you want.
TB Deluxe for five says, GI whoosh, seeing Ralph's guild tits has ruined my 2025.
Packing it in.
Gonna try again next year.
Sad.
It is sad when you have to call it in so early, but I appreciate, I respect your decision.
I'll see you in 2020, 2026, my dude.
Heil Ya for five says, have you ever considered replacing caffeine with Pervitin?
The Nazis love meth because it made them hyperproductive euphoric and inhibited inhibitions.
The best of all could be produced domestically.
No, in fact, I bought a pill thing of caffeine and I've not touched it.
So I've actually, I've had a little bit of caffeine because I still do the thing where if I'm at a gas station or whatever, I'll buy like a monster just for the drive.
Replacing Caffeine With Pervitin00:15:06
But I'm not drinking nearly as much and I'm not drinking any coffee.
I'm not taking any caffeine pills.
So I'm doing pretty good.
The first day after stopping was horrific.
It was like I had been punched in the fucking face and I couldn't think straight.
But at this point, I feel fine.
The real downside is the one thing about tea and coffee that it has over just water and soda is that water isn't very tasty.
And it's nice to have like a zero calorie tasty thing that you can just drink and not get any calories from and just enjoy the taste of like the tea or the coffee.
But it's probably something does something to you to do that all the time.
So I'm just trying to fight with just whatever for right now.
Logistical nightmare for 10 says, happy pizza day, Josh.
Have you ever had a chance to read Butch Killigan 2?
Big ups to Sven for getting it out.
Also, shout out to the Kiwi Coloring Corner, some fun Kiwi community all around.
No, it is being held at the Post Guy's place, and I haven't had access to it.
So one day I'll have to have him send me stuff again.
Thank you.
Weevil Griebel for one says, when you guys start lobbying by your estimate, our first actions before we even get the site up is we want to start filing FOIAs because FOIAs are a very time-sensitive thing in regards to when you can start responding to their responses.
So as soon as the entity is incorporated, I intend to do at least two FOIAs.
Maybe three, actually.
There's something that I want to look into.
And we'll go from there because that I can do with just Hardin and Harden can benefit from that without having to do anything to help him.
As far as lobbying goes, it has to be, it can't be before Trump, obviously.
And we'd have to get money first.
Once the financials are stabilized, we have a general idea of how many members we're going to have and what the baseline annual income is going to look like.
We can start deciding how to do stuff.
And then we'll probably lobby, if we do lobby this year, in like the cheapest states to lobby in.
Like the extremely impoverished states of the country are very cheap to lobby in because they don't really have as much economic interest.
So we might try to pass something in a state just to see how it works as like an experiment and then move from there.
Bunker Housing for 5 says, I am from Sweden, but I promise I do know SWATIN.
Also, quartering pay out the reward money he put out for catching tour swats.
I have no idea about that.
The guy should contact him then if he wants that money.
He probably would pay out.
11th Circuit for 2 says, I don't have to spend money to rebuild my house after a natural disaster because my state government isn't retarded.
So here's $2.
A slight at both North Carolina and California at this point.
Thank you.
Uncredited for 5 says, guys, I met Josh in person and he had pain and nails.
He let his hair grow out.
Guys, I think he's trimming.
Oh no, I have been identified.
Banana plugs for five says, happy pizza day, Josh.
You're my favorite non-slav always.
Had a disappointment today.
So I bet a bit hurting and can't eat.
Enjoy one for me, please.
Also, give ZFS a try.
I think you lost your debate with Crunk Lord.
I was paying attention to that.
As far as I, I'm on a diet, so I can't eat right now.
I'll get one eventually, but I'm really cutting back.
I got to be sexy.
Apartment archive for five says, this is low-tax animation.
I asked about last stream.
I think you were going to break.
We're on break when it dropped.
Okay, I will check this out.
Low tax.
now that you're dead can you give us a weather report is the power of christ is just i'll check back in later Thanks for the weather report.
Wow, that's really dedicated.
The fucking paper cutouts and shit.
That's nuts.
That's an extraordinary level of dedication to do that very nice one.
One of the fond things that people remember from this stream was me laughing at low tech's burning in Hell for some reason.
Thank you, uh Sneezo.
For one says Mercer bows down to Keffels.
Oh yeah, oh dude, did he interview Keffels?
That's funny.
Get fucked.
Uh, Sneed Feeding.
For one says California, the anus of America.
Oh my, I guess that's true.
It does get fucked in the ass.
It does get burned down.
Even the things that destroy it are flaming.
Isn't like ironic chat?
Clauded for 10 says BIT Shoot to this day loses videos.
It has never explained why.
They've claimed to have fixed it a dozen times the page stays up, but the directory of the actual video file is empty.
That's not very promising, yikes.
Thank you, uh Sneed.
One four four, two.
One for two says, I know your Gumroad got zucked, but if you ever get the chance to make extra content again, you should watch the Louis Through Autism documentary.
I've watched that documentary like five times, bro.
We used to have movie nights or we still do, but I used to be more active in them and we watched that documentary a couple times.
All else fails for 20 says, weird how quickly fresh water becomes the most scarce commodity overnight.
I sure hope that wasn't a test for the future.
Well, I mean they, it wasn't overnight, it was very meticulously shut off by the government.
Uh repeatedly, definitely wasn't an accident.
Uh, thank you.
Miso Sal Pick, Sal Pinks for 60 says I was a Gumroad member since it started.
So here's my payments for this year, thank you.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
The closest thing you guys have for right now is the, the Rumble subscriptions but um, it would need to be like a lot of people to subscribe to that to, because most, most people don't know this.
But when you do like any kind of crowdfunding thing like 90, like 75, six usually like a third to a quarter, maybe even more, are going to come from like large individual donors who do like a hundred plus a month, and then the remainder is like the, like the, all the people doing like five dollars a month.
It's really crazy like how that skews, which is why I imagine when nonprofits do crowdfunding, they almost always just try to solicit like multi-million dollar donations from super rich people with those huge banquets, because it's it's like it's a bigger return probably than trying to solicit like five dollars from like a bunch of people who, who count their their, their money a lot tighter.
Um, thank you, Asian TECH Support for five says, pizza fun.
Thank you for the pizza.
David S877 for 25 says, how is the pizza situation?
Did you find a place that would deliver via drone to your undisclosed location or do you have to build your own wood fire pizza oven?
Uh, pizza situation is fucking dire.
Um so, Papa John's uh Papa, i've had a little like small personal pizzas from each.
Uh, Papa John's is worse than I remember.
It's very bad.
Um, Pizza Hut is like like the like the definition of goistlop, but it's not the worst.
And Dominoes somehow has become good.
I remember Domino's like the absolute fucking worst.
Now, Domino's is pretty good.
And then you have mom and pop places, but mom and pop restaurants in the U.S. are not great.
They're just not.
It's not like it is in Europe.
We're like small places out in the middle of nowhere still serve tasty food.
In the U.S., you get real, real shit fucking garbage food from small restaurants.
Unless they have like a reputation or something.
So I'm probably going to have to make my own if I ever want to get it again.
Thank you.
Sneedo for one says, Amanda is a crazy, insufferable bitch that goes on and are on arguing on Zitter.
A couple years ago, used one of her voices in an AI song.
She wanted them ban Suffa Amanda and Ray Fags.
Oh, oh, the voice actress.
I was very confused.
But what the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah, suffer ray fags.
I mean, suffer azuka fags too, but also suffer ray fags.
Dragoons for five says, my sinus is hurting and can't think of anything funny to say.
So have some shekels, you Israel lover.
I appreciate the shekels.
Thank you very much.
Sorry about your sinuses.
My hamster is a turf for five says, can you wish my Pajit a happy birthday?
His name is Ray Paju.
Very interesting Indian name.
Happy birthday, Ray Paju.
Don't take my kidneys for five says, petition to rename Meta to Mark to Mark Zuck and fuck.
I like it.
It sticks.
I like it.
Blorp Bloop for 20 says, had to endure two unskippable manifestation adverts on Rumble mobile app just to send you some money.
Fix the gumroad.
Fuck you, manifestation faggot.
I cannot fix the gum road.
It is taken from me.
Stripe and gumroad will not reply to me.
So, sorry.
Thank you, though.
Sneedo for five says, here's a Kiwi Farms related rig segment.
I already read that, I think.
I think that's exactly what I just read.
Thank you.
Blurp Bloop for five says, oh ho, foundation exists now.
How can I send money?
So the way that it works is the third board member is a tech guy, and he's just fucking around with that.
I'm doing like the legal stuff with Harden and I'm preparing for it to launch.
And he's just kind of messing around with how the website will work.
I'm also looking into how donation systems work in different nonprofits.
A lot of them just use Stripe, but some other ones use other alternatives.
I think there's one called Anadot, which is used by the GOA, the Gun Owner Association at gunrates.org.
And then there's one used by the Mozilla Foundation, I want to say, that looks really nice.
Like, I don't know what to expect.
Like, this is a whole new world for me.
We're going to open up a bank account for the business or for the foundation.
And then we're going to try to get a payment processor like every other non-profit organization in the world.
And is it going to be that they're going to say, even though this is a completely legitimate organization, you're not allowed to collect membership dues?
You're not allowed to collect donations.
Like, is that really going to happen?
Because if it happens, even with two other people co-signing the accounts and stuff, is that really what's going to happen?
I don't know.
Who knows?
Nobody's ever tried this before, as far as I know.
Belligerent Brian for two says, thank you for the stream, Josh, and good luck to all the ghost show community for the ghosty awards tonight.
Ralph is fat and gay.
I don't know what that means, but thank you.
I appreciate it.
Hope I win.
Pashmina Hamham for two says, no one cares to talk about the epidemiological dangers of immigration.
Governments pretend to care about COVID, but won't screen to test a Caribbean N-word who probably has malaria, dengue, and Zika.
Not to mention TV.
If you let in like a bunch of people from the Philippines and shit, they have TV still.
It's basically eradicated in the uh in the U.S., but thank you.
Uh, blurp bloop for five says, Venlefaxian is the name.
It's a combination, antidepressant, and antipsychotic.
Sounds necessary.
I'm gonna be real with you.
Buckgrowsing for two says, We're about to get a good helping of piggertits.
At least it's not as bad as the trans surgeries board on Reddit.
I don't think anything is as bad as that.
College Dante for 10 says, Apologies to the felonids, Josh.
SS13 was theirs all along.
I will never apologize to the cat players.
They're most annoying fucking people in the entire world.
Thank you, though.
Lollow Piggins for 5 says, I heard Patrick Tomlinson gave you quite the childing on Zitta recently.
You oopsed your last doodle soccer.
Wait quietly for the knock.
Keyword quietly.
I did.
I got childed.
He has me blocked, but he still keeps replying to me.
It's not fair, actually.
Lobo Bowl for 10 says, this was posted right after you went on vacation.
I feel like it deserves to be featured.
There is a Kiwi Farms link.
It is the exact same animation I already played.
Sorry.
Thank you, though.
Peshmina Hamham for 2 says, if you could own any animal as a pet, no matter resources or size, which one would it be?
Glad to have you back.
A dog.
I don't want no fucking exotic ass animal.
That's stupid.
They're not domesticated.
They're not pets.
They won't act like you would want a pet to.
Like, cats and dogs are domesticated, so that'd be my choice.
Maybe a cow.
I'm gonna be real with you.
Cows and chickens.
Wilds at Daisy for 20 says, you tried checkers on your recommendation.
I don't know if you've been to one lately, but they have a broken AI taking orders and rude Cubans running it.
Burger was okay, though.
Fries were great.
Checkers.
I don't think I ever recommended checkers.
I think I said five guys.
Five guys is good.
I don't know about checkers.
I don't know.
Is like checkers like a localized name in a certain region?
I don't think I've ever been to a checkers, bro.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I feel intimidated by this comment.
You're like thanking me for something that I didn't do, and it scares me.
But I appreciate it.
Humble Guardsman for one says, and suffer not the witch to live.
I don't know what that's a reference to.
Oh, Styx, of course.
I agree.
Mouse Cop 5 for 10 says, what would happen if King Cobra and Styx got into a magical fight?
Who would win?
Praise Cobra's magic.
Well, that's a very, that's a very slanted and biased way to ask that question.
I mean, obviously, King Cobra would win.
Like, Styx is just sitting there, like, doing, oh man, I hope the guy, like, prosecutes McCaseley fucking kills himself or something.
But Cobes is actually out there using his chaos magic to help the world because he says, fuck Sickos, fuck Rapos, fuck Chomos, fuck Sickos, fuck them all.
So he uses his chaos magic to punish those who actually deserve it and not the people trying to bring you to justice for battering a woman in a fit of drunken retard rage.
After all, I've been told by Cobra that when you use dark magic to punish the innocent, it comes back to you tenfold.
So expect a tenfold happening in Styx.
Red-Eyes Black Dragon says, Styx reminds me of this snerd, and I guarantee you, without looking at it, that this is the guy from King of the Hill.
Is it the guy from the Hill?
Yes.
Yeah, I'd like to have a word with you about your son, Ward.
You see, he and my boy Bobby are playmates.
Excuse me, but I'm Ward Rackley.
You're Ward Rackley?
It's one of my many monikers, yes.
I'm also known as Mandelgar of the Northwoods, and in certain company, Austin Nossman Stock Labartard.
Dark Magic Punishment Backfire00:14:24
How old are you?
30?
40?
Uh, not even close.
I am 5,000.
Don't you have some friends your own age?
Someone to drink with?
Maybe a girlfriend?
And waste my seed on a common harlot?
Not likely.
When the time is right, a maiden will be delivered up to me.
Probably from the East.
Some of this isn't your fault.
Dude, this show was so fucking ahead of its time.
It's unreal.
Unfucking real.
That's incredible.
That's great.
I forgot.
I mean, he looks just like him, but that's pretty on point.
Humble Guardsman for 10 says, happy Curry Day, Sar.
Curry sucks.
There's not a single curry I've ever tried that I really like.
Lamb Vindaloo is like okay, but there's nothing to fucking get dysentery over.
Thank you.
Guy Safari for 20 says, happy.
You're back, noel.
Cool intro last week, but my introduction to this remix is a fucking YouTube link.
Yes, it is.
Okay, let's see what this is.
Is this like a song?
Oh my God.
Okay, I'll see what this is.
It's a short.
Wait a minute.
Y'all thought I was fannish.
Crazy sad nigga and I'm not even fannish.
I'm a big nigga eating all the chick on.
Still ain't all the dogs so you niggas can't get chill.
Talkin' still up, watermelon kisser.
Who they stayin' on the shirt, probably it's a nigga.
Talkin' still up, watermelon kisser.
Big nigga, bein' all the chicken.
Still ain't, still ain't, still ain't all the dogs, so you niggas kick their shit off.
Big nigga, big nigga, big, big nigga.
Wait a minute.
That's pretty great.
That's great.
I'm so happy that AI has come to this point where we can just enjoy things like this.
Thank you.
Antis for one says, vote Antis233.
I'll do Devela greeting.
I don't know what that means.
Snado for one says, I remember you talking about that narrator fag on an older stream.
He said he called in on a stream and later tried to hide his Kiwi Farms affiliations.
Yes, he did.
He got called out on it, so he hid.
Lord Bloop for one says, there's a player on the Real Madrid basketball team with the name Laola.
I'm not joking.
It's on TV right now.
That sounds pretty, pretty Spanish to me, bro.
Coy Dante for 10 says, the gif of Ralph wandering shirtless past his camera looks exactly like an outlast when you're hiding in the locker and the big guy is searching the room.
Dude, I'm telling you, it's a horror movie.
You just need that like all the sounds of him moving and shit.
Thank you.
Buck Rousing for two says, he Medicare literally got a zillion notifications about Milo calling Ralph Pigger Tits.
You think Milo got some hot goss on Ralph that we can get to munch on?
Maybe?
It would be like super old.
It would be like weird things from Gamergate.
Antis for one says, app VT this year started great.
L Coffee Got League serves him well.
Pretending to be sex educational.
Not sure what that means.
North Lions for 10 says, you fucking B tweeter.
That's what I was referencing, bro.
It's just the clip.
Yes, it is.
I'll play it against my favorite.
Walgreens, Americans.
Been shopping here for about three years.
People posting a couple weeks.
Give me like a cold inbridge fucking killing my shopping now.
I'm putting everybody on the net as baby raid as a beat V tweeter.
Wait, where's the fucking dog?
You gotta put the fucking dog on the net as a baby, as a V tweeter.
What's the difference, really?
YouTube's not gonna load.
Okay.
Thank you, YouTube.
Thank you, Niomahan.
You watch and see, bitches.
I'm putting this dog.
You fucking B tweeter.
You fucking B tweeter.
Perfect.
I was deliberately referencing that.
Thank you.
Melon Slot for two says, is Ralph left-handed him playing with Memphis micro all the time could have caused the bifurcated titty?
I don't even want to think about that.
Cloakle for one says, Josh, we are begging you to rechat.
This wasn't Rev in the picture.
It was a GF and friend.
Oh, okay.
Okay, whatever, bro.
don't care i just do not give a i i it should be the first fucking picture in the thread then Steven Rith for one says, Josh confused Rev with a fat dyke.
Looks like anime sucks Copenstein.
I don't think so.
Tedramax for $50 says asymmetry needs to be done right, like swept hair.
I mean, that's different.
Your hair is still symmetrical.
It's just formed in a certain way.
It's not ugly to have a pen on only your left side either.
Like fashion statements can be asymmetrical if they're done tastefully.
Thank you.
Sneeto for one says, Imagine the Mexican sitting in the stall listening to Ralph curse out Milo in English.
I mean, it's probably not too unusual.
LL S Fellows for 20 says, One interesting side effect of more places allowing free speech is that people like Milo are no longer outliers.
Milo was popular because he was banned, not because he did anything interesting.
Yeah, in a way, he did have some suave to him, but he didn't keep up.
Thank you.
Rickenbacker for 20 says, I may have missed the Holly Merch run, but I found another way to raise for the banner.
And that's the link to the picks and gifts thread.
It's taking a very long time to load.
I'll circle back to it.
Ice Mexican for 10 says, twas New Year's Eve and all through the chat.
Nobody was trolling that, even the rats.
For our bossman was in a cold cell block, sucking some cock for a dime-sized cracker rock.
That's so mean.
Bossman would never do that.
He hates the gays.
He said so.
Thank you, though.
And there's a continuation.
Ice Mexican for 10 says, For he gambled with dice, coins, and cards, but was fell to the heart as on a crime bet with a car.
For months we shall wait for our jack of all felt to return for content.
The rats will yearn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, we are writing songs for him, apparently.
Melodies for him.
Oh, neat.
Okay, the thing loaded.
Thank you, by the way.
This is the banner.
That's pretty cool.
That's a nice flag.
I don't know where you would put this, though.
It's a little bit too complicated to be put on the flag because the skull is the small part.
It is nice.
Thank you.
Sneedo, for one, says, if they're considering letting Bossman out, if he finds a place to live, I wouldn't be surprised if his mom pays the rent and eventually gets evicted out of an apartment due to his rages.
Yeah, he needs to live in like a trailer or something.
We're out of earshot.
Debugs for one says, I hope those California's don't move to other states.
House prices are going to go up more.
Yeah, dude, they just need a burn.
That's what I would say if I was a Republican.
Oh, dude.
I forgot.
I forgot something I was going to bring up.
I didn't even read this.
I'm going to find it.
Here it is.
Okay, I forgot to line this up from Telegram.
This is Keith Olbermann replying to someone named Angela Belchimo.
James Woods is a house burned down and one of the many celebrities who lost a house in the Hollywood Hills.
James Wood loved his house and was also like a Twitter conservative.
So Karen Piper says, James Woods' house burning is down, is burning down.
It's karma calling.
To which Angela replies, saying, I'm not a fan of James Wood at all, but being happy his house burnt down isn't the answer.
Be better.
To which Keith Olbermann replies, who I will not reiterate my full history with him, but Keith Olberman is an interesting character.
Replied, this is the attitude that lost the election.
They will not compromise.
They will not convert.
They will not be human.
They must be defeated.
And any chance to bruise or batter them psychologically must be exploited.
I want to see if he replied to this.
I'm only going to read his replies.
He did not.
But she replied, says, I could write you a laundry list of things that lost the presidency, house, senate, popular vote, and every single swing state, but having an ounce of humanity isn't one of them.
Keithie, very cute.
You haven't learned a thing from 2024 and doubling down on this kind of rhetoric will cost the Democrats again in 2028.
So I like seeing Keith Olbermann spurg out in rage.
That's nice to me, chat.
It's nice to me.
Okay, next.
Sneed, 1-4-4-2-1-4-1 says, grow your own tomatoes.
They taste better than store-bought tomatoes.
Fucking plan on it.
Good luck 7 for 5 says, you never seen anyone eat a cucumber sliced half long ways in Eastern Europe.
I mean, yeah, I have, but it doesn't really appeal to me.
Single cap for two says, people that look like null, bro.
All right, you're like giving me $2 to like make fun of me.
Fuck off.
Blurp Loop for one says, Karkshaw soup is SSS tier.
Have it once or twice a week.
Georgian is the only good Eastern Europe who's saying that's fucking contentious.
A lot of their food is good.
Georgian just so happens to be exquisite.
Judy D. Tester for two says, Don't worry, everyone.
The manga for Maiden Abyss is worse.
It was great when everyone liked the anime, then Googled the author and found out everyone else he did was a nightmare child porn art.
Glad to hear.
Well, thank you, Japan.
Doodlepot for 10 says, here is my $10 per stream when I remember I can't wait to listen later.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Devious to V for two says, sup.
Sup, bro.
Blur Bloop for one says, you can have it.
You have an infant child or kitten somewhere nearby.
We can hear it.
What's up with that?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Steeto for 10 says, apparently Streamlabs made an AI stream assistant.
I imagine this is how it will handle your chat and stream.
And.
Oh, this.
My secret cat.
Joshua, your chat is repeatedly spamming the word nicker in chat.
And someone has sent you a link to an AI-generated farting dragon eating pizza.
Oh, God.
There's a schizo Pajit spamming in chat.
Oh, my God.
The kickers keep spamming rat emotes.
Oh, my God.
Sar, they're being hecking transphobic in the chat.
Oh, my God.
There's more AI fat dragon links.
I can't take it anymore.
Fuck you, anime.
Sucks cope and sneeze you tranny chasing farting dragon retard.
Pretty good.
It's the um there was a stream labs came out with like an AI assistant.
Maybe I should put that in chat and just see what happens.
Maybe he does like just end himself.
Thank you.
Blurbloop for one says, if you actually do have a little family, that's dorbs.
Thanks, bro.
Hickey Slick for 20 says, if you ever had a pastrami pizza, I used to be a basic bitch who only ate cheese and pepperoni, but I've been thoroughly red-pilled on pastrami and can't go back.
Highly recommend if you never had it.
No, I have never had it.
I don't even know what a pastrami is.
I'm going to be real with you.
What does it look like?
Is that pickles on it?
You eat pizza with pickles?
Are you fucking retarded?
I don't even want to look at this anymore, bro.
Sorry.
I'm disgusted by it.
Bunker housing for two says, Mull that is from Sweden.
Yes, it is.
Haramberger for two says, welcome back.
New year new schedule.
New insults.
One stream a week is shallow and pedantic.
Low energy.
Barely carried by a good news week.
Enjoy.
I don't know what that word means.
So I'm not going to say it.
Thank you.
Haramberger for two says, try lobbying in Delaware with Senator Tranny.
Offer to trade free speech for bathroom pass.
Letal Drip will sign and certify it.
I don't think so.
I don't think any kind of compromise is going to happen on that front.
Bunker housing for two says, Mull that is Swedish for the word mole.
They do burrow on the opposite to tortoises.
I don't know what the fuck you're even trying to say, bro.
Crispy Legs for 5 says, Happy Friday, King.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Dr. Coffin Nails for 2 says, what?
No more book of Enoch.
Seriously, welcome back to the U.S. Maybe between you and Trump, we can make something of this place.
I doubt it.
We'll try our best.
Me and Trump, we're going to try our best.
Sarah Haramberger for two says, here's your straight unbanned email.
Sar, I am Indian.
I cannot redeem payment.
Please unbaden silence.
Cannot pay Indian employees and file white josh.
Please unbaden sad.
That's a good one.
Maybe that'll work.
All else fails for 20 says, in case you haven't seen it, Dan Belgino has a payment processor claiming to be free speech like others.
A linepay.com.
Well, he's beholden to the card network statements.
I will contact them because they might be able to get me information about what the fuck is happening, but we'll see.
Thank you.
Octavia SalesRep for 10 says, Inner Robang.
Thank you, Octavia SalesRep.
Doc Stown for 5 says, Milo disappeared because he had settled down in a cozy domestic relationship with Nick Fuentes' Yanoch Tranny crush.
I hope they are very happy together.
That's sweet.
Happy to hear that.
Doc's found for five says, if you're going to grow tomatoes this season, I verily highly recommend Cherokee Purple Heirloom Tomatoes.
Good luck at the Garden's Very Reward.
Thank you.
Maybe I will.
We'll see.
I don't know why you're suggesting those in particular, but maybe.
Maybe, Jet.
And then on the XMR chat, let's see what we got.
We got a couple, actually.
Holy shit.
I was not expecting that.
Monero Extremist for two says, this message is being sent via Tor and the money is being sent via Monero.
This message cannot be traced back to me.
I am now going to say the most dangerous thing I've ever said.
The reason why so many female users of Kiwi Farms have PCOS is because they're fat.
Extremely dangerous statement.
PCOS is genetic, but it is exacerbated by being overweight because it releases estrogen, which is why, which inflames the PCOS syndrome.
So it's not because they're overweight, but if they have severe PCOS, then chances are they are overweight.
Just statistically speaking.
Monero Neighbor for $1 says, XMR Chad's Ryan Up learns how to use crypto or die.
Based.
Tamisk for 7 says, you choose have a drink slash shared apartment slash fight or Fed smoker Ted Kaczynski.
Oh, okay.
Have a drink with Ted.
Okay, wait.
I mean, this is impossible because I don't want to fight Terry or Ted and I don't want to live with Terry and I don't want to live with FedSmoker and I don't want to fight any of them.
And I don't want to die.
I cannot solve this puzzle, sorry.
Michelle Obama Crypto Comments00:03:30
Sorry to break it to you.
Spassik Schizo for 10 says your internet issues would probably stop if you stopped using Mulvad for European optimal download server locations in New York for some reason.
Also for friends in Asia and Australia appears to be the Virgin Islands.
I do not.
No, that has nothing to do with it.
It might have something to do with the site loading slow.
I've learned that Ashburn is like the best server, so that's what I usually stick to.
I might get my own at some point, like my own connection and just set it up privately.
Meet Spaceman for two says, thank you for all you do for the capital I internet.
Take some XMR and do a harm to the banking system and weaken the state apparatus.
I'm trying my best, bro.
Thank you.
XMR Chud for five says, what's your favorite dog whistles for heck and ballad minorities?
Mine would be lunchtime rowdies for neighbors and goon clowns for trannies.
Thank you for implementing XMR chat.
We privacy schizos are pleased.
I just say neighbors for black people.
I do like goon clowns for trannies.
Once that story broke out, I immediately said that goon clown was like a great insult.
So I have called people goon clowns before, just kind of like off the off the cuff.
The real Donald Trump official for 15 says, according to the IRS tax code, almost no one actually owes federal income tax.
People only pay out of ignorance and fear.
Well-founded.
Everyone should read a tax honesty primer by David M. Zaniga.
I'm pretty sure that if I say I have no taxable income, they will get very mad at me and make my life difficult.
Michelle Obama for five.
Thank you, though.
Michelle Obama for five says, Meduke.
Thank you, Michelle.
Patrick Tomlinson for $10 says, the fag-infested land of California is burned.
The fire of God's wrath is sending hundreds of those filthy Californian beasts straight to hell.
Thank you, Patrick Tomlinson.
Velador, for one, says testing neighbor.
It worked.
Jim Stewartson for ten said I seen you joined armed, joined forces with Ball's gang under the direction of Mike Flynn to troll me into suicide.
Good luck, Joshua Moon.
I forwarded your info to Jackie Singh.
Also, what is Monero?
I sent this message using it.
Will I be enjoying prison?
Yes, eminently.
Thank you.
Neighbor Neighbor, for one, says, Why are the Kino Casino people so autistic with their bots raiding other chats and AI streams?
I have no idea what you're even talking about.
Sorry, I really don't.
Shebang Bish for one says, Thanks for setting up Cripple Shekel Donations, Dear Steener.
Good luck with your endeavors in 2025.
By the way, did you get my email about the RSS feed?
My inbox currently sits at 115 unread emails.
I probably did, but you'll probably need to wait between two and four weeks to get a reply.
I am working on my backlog, but there's a ways to go, let's just say.
Thank you.
Let me double check, make sure I didn't get anything from either of them.
And let's see.
Ready here for two says, This is the last one, the last two.
I like to put this towards opening the KF link, making fun of you.
Okay, hold up.
Okay, okay.
It's loading.
And Haramer Group for one says, I know exactly which crypto hag is sending Monero.
Expect the knock altcoin child.
I don't think I know child level nine.
Monero is a safe currency.
And of course, the oh, wait, it's loading.
The QE Front is trying to load.
Trying my best, yeah.
Why is it so fucking slow?
Baby Cry Loading Screen00:03:19
This might be because I'm all that.
Again, I don't know.
Let me try opening it in a different browser and downloading it.
Oh, wait, okay, it did load.
Oh, okay.
So this is it.
It's this fucking dog.
I went through all this shit just to see the stupid fucking dog picture again.
I'm happy everyone gets what they paid for.
I'm glad we're all satisfied.
And the stream, the chat, they're enjoying their content.
Great.
Awesome.
Okay.
Thank you very much for watching.
Very pleased to see 3,000 people tune in.
It makes my heart grow a little bit larger, especially because I just changed everything up and I don't know what to expect when I do that.
I will see you guys on next Friday, of course.
And by next Friday, I will be the president and treasurer of the United States Internet Preservation Society.
Exciting times.
See you then.
Take it easy.
And a shout-out to Hardman Working Hard for this new song, Song of Peace, about my favorite people.
Wonder why I wanna die and take it with me.
Daddy's to hold on where the devil's warm up here and tell me.
I've been very naughty.
I don't do that shit again.
But I just can't stop.
Knowing something really long.
And it's really too far.
And I'm really not a dumb.
That's a real cool bug.
Come and bring it all the time.
You can show us how it's found.
Here's a trophy.
Here's the guy.
I'm just a humble dirt merchant.
I would never ever hurt a fly.
Why me?
Yeah, no, I don't deserve it.
Look at the little baby cry.
Look at the baby cry.
Look at the baby cry.
They took away his feet.
They took away Fortnite.
Look at the baby cry, look at the baby cry.
Don't go away.
I wonder what's inside, no beacon, we will never tell.
One touch and you really wanna hug an infidel and say, I'll pull my fingers, see you on hell.
Just a break, talk that buzz of you like that.
Last I hear you gotta smack.
I might make a more hot.
But I'm not, not come to send for you to step.
You'll find that I'll just take the bite of everything you have for me.
I'm just a humble goat herder.
I would never ever hurt a fly wide meet.
You know I don't deserve.
My baby that was born with no eyes.
The baby got his mind, the baby got his mind.
They took away his rubber, they took away his rhyme.
The baby got his mind, the baby got his mind.
He told them fuck the options, he'll take him for a ride.
He'll take him for a ride, he'll take him for a ride.