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Nov. 8, 2024 - Mad at the Internet
02:55:09
What happened?

What happened? covers Kamala Harris's Fortnite map and Trump's "garbage truck" video amid alleged Reddit Lies coordination, noting a demographic shift where 16% of Black voters and nearly half of Latino men supported Trump. The episode critiques Nick Fuentes for allegedly sabotaging the election while discussing a 70% rise in trans youth suicide attempts and Sarah McBride's congressional election. It mocks Vito Giswaldi for delaying his $118,000 "Super Killer" comic until 2025 despite raising funds from 2,000 backers, while addressing viewer comments filled with racial slurs and conspiracy theories about election fraud before the host signs off after playing FEX's "Subways of Your Mind." [Automatically generated summary]

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Garbage Truck Discord Drama 00:14:52
Dude, look at the old white people in the audience in stunned disbelief.
All right, I'll cut it there.
Chat is going to be a long stream.
I just have a feeling.
So go get yourself a tasty beverage and strap in.
So not only was the election last Tuesday, which in case you're wondering, in case you missed it somehow, in case you're doing something else besides spending time on the internet, I asked PPP if he would like to do a like a combo stream.
So me and him and Worski, I simulcasted my end.
I did a little bit differently than them.
And we had an eight hour long stream.
The final VOD for my recording was seven hours and 55 minutes.
So I stayed up all night long, all morning long, enjoying the history, the heck and history unfolding with quite a few people watching.
I think I had 4,500 on my side, and I think PPP had like another 7,000 plus.
Because Mediker streamed and when he finished his stream, he told people to go watch Kino Casino because there's a big thing happening.
And it was a very nice night.
I think everybody had a lot of fun.
Absolutely the best possible way I could have spent that election night.
However, that means that I didn't do anything else that stream on Tuesday where I usually stream.
And the prior week was Halloween.
So I did a out-of-character Thursday stream for Coach Redpill, which means that not only has the election happened since the last time I streamed, but I also didn't stream the entire second half of October or on the last week of October.
So it's been two weeks since I've done almost since I've done a regular stream where I just go through the content.
Boy, oh boy, there's quite a bit to cover.
So I think I have a little bit of everything.
I do have a lot of election stuff.
I know I'm hoping that after this stream, the election is over, we can stop talking about it.
But of course, as is internet tradition, when there is an election, especially if Trump wins, there's going to be some funny reactions.
So I have a little bit of that.
Though, I don't, while the results were coming in, we did try to poach content to people like screaming and stuff.
So I'm mostly focusing on the low-cal stuff already.
I think Dame Pesos literally defined, and it's unfortunate because Dame Pesos is now a homosexual tranny lover who's been buckbroken by Juju the Cow.
Man, it gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow.
But 2016, he really basically developed a genre of like salt mine with his videos.
And now it's just expected.
The election drops.
Okay.
Everybody go out to social media and find people acting retarded and make compilations out of them.
Anyways, let's begin.
So let's start with the campaign as a general overall structure.
Let's see some of the things that the two parties did to win over the electorate.
I already played you one such event, but how about this one?
Now you might wonder, isn't Fortnite like a shooter?
So from my understanding, this is a custom map where you can set custom rules.
And the custom map they design has no guns.
So it's basically just like a playground where you run around and you don't shoot people or maybe you punch them.
Because guns is not on policy for Kamala Harris.
So you can't have a gun game map.
So they took guns out of Fortnite.
Also didn't work, especially considering that the Fortnite player base seems to be underage and ineligible to vote.
So that didn't work out.
Trump, on the other hand, Sleepy Joe Biden came out and said that Trump's voters were garbage people.
So Trump, seizing on the opportunity, literally decorated a dump truck with Trump's branding and hopped in with a garbage collector and rode around in his garbage truck and then did this video.
And somehow he managed to organize all this in under a day in response to the comment.
How do you like my garbage, Truck?
This truck is in honor of Kamala and Joe Biden.
I love the way he says that, by the way.
How do you like my garbage, Truck?
It's just such a non-sequitur, unless you know the exact contents.
It's like, it sounds like that Trump just decided, hey, wait a second, I can literally buy a garbage truck.
I'm rich.
I'm going to go buy a garbage truck.
He buys a garbage truck.
He pulls up next to like a random local news crew and just leans out the window and goes, hey, hey, you guys, ABC 17 Philadelphia.
How do you like my garbage, Truck?
Just complete nonsense.
However, it was very charismatic.
So I think that helped a lot.
As I've mentioned many times, I think the reason why Trump has such a following is that he's very funny.
And even when I'm not that this doesn't make sense, but even when things are a bit weird with what he says, it's funny.
So people appreciate it.
Whereas this shit is just like the opposite of like what charisma or funny.
These two articles are on the federal list and they were written by the administrator of the Reddit Lies Twitter account.
I found them very interesting.
You can, he's definitely like either a listener of the podcast or just a fan of the forum because he interacts with stuff that I post on Tizeter a lot.
So I think he's a lurker.
I think he's a secret lurker.
Reddit, I don't use at all.
So I had no idea this was going on.
But I remember that even Reddit, I did see screenshots on the forum of Redditors being upset about this once it got discovered.
But basically, the Reddit Lies guy got an in to the Kamala Harris official Discord server.
Now, I did announce during the eight-hour stream that at some point they deleted this server.
They went to the server menu and clicked delete server and just fucking nuke this entire thing from orbit, this official campaign Discord.
But the gist was, is that they were very obviously coordinating.
This is the threads that we're going to bump.
They had official staffers from different areas Targeting specific boards, especially boards that are not supposed to be specifically for Kamala Harris, but like general politics or political humor boards.
Even 2x chromosome, so fucking up the women's subreddit that was taken over by Trannys.
Big Excel sheet called, I think it had a name just like a Reddit one going.
So ongoing, they were just completely open about it.
When this got busted, the Redditors were upset because it's like, you know, we don't want to see 24/7 political stuff.
We use Reddit for various reasons.
And this is astroturf turfed, obviously.
So fuck you.
And then this one is the same thing, but this was the Discord brigading Zitter trying to publish notes on Zitter to fact check Donald Trump and or to remove a fact check that exists on existing content pro Kamala Harris.
And I think this one had a lot more, a lot more trouble.
This is a quote from one of their guys saying, it's because the content note system is looking for notes to get people who normally disagree with each other to agree the note is worthwhile.
So the content note needs people who nominally believe misinformation to cross over and agree that this is in fact the case is misinformation.
And that's hard to do if you're pushing your own misinformation because I've upvoted community notes on Zitter that I thought were informative even if I even if they actually did correct an opinion that I had or something that I wanted to believe.
So the system works really well, I think.
I rarely see community notes on posts.
They're just like, this is fucking garbage.
This doesn't, this is fake.
So they had issues breaking through on X.
But of course, everyone knew what was going on.
It was on the Discord server.
It got leaked out to the federal list by Reddit Lies, who did a good job of covering this.
And that pissed people off.
People don't want to, it's like with ads.
People don't like ads.
Everybody in the fucking, even I, I have my, I have a US phone number that I, that I keep alive because I need it to verify my identity in like 8 million different sites.
Even I was getting fucking advertisements for propositions about abortion in Florida.
And it's like, eh, you're breaking up the wrong tree there, buddy.
So people don't like this.
Now, what about now, chat?
There's a nine, there's a good chance that you have blotted this from memory.
You've aborted this, this, uh, this precious, precious moment of television history from your brain.
I'm here to bring it on back.
Skibbity Biden.
TVD, skibbity Biden.
Skibbity Biden.
Total talk.
KBD, Skibbity Biden.
Hitler's language.
Trump, Trump.
Trump is using Hitler's language.
Hitler's language.
Trump is using Hitler's language.
TBD, Skibbity.
It was a nice, it was a nice try, at least, I guess.
A lot of people who are happy that this is over and are happy for Trump are saying that this is maybe the death of the celebrity endorsement because nothing led up on the media side.
The media seems less potent than ever.
Celebrity endorsements seem as ineffective as ever.
And that's in large part because what I believe is the core issue is just the standard of living that Americans have and the cost of living.
And I think that affects everybody equally across race, across gender.
And it's like Trump did better.
You know, things were better in 2016 to 2020.
And then COVID happened.
And then Biden, I mean, it was just a nightmare, right, for people.
And that the whole, who cares what Tom Hank says?
Who cares what Taylor Swift says in regards to her positions?
He doesn't have to worry about the grocery bill.
Colbert doesn't have to worry about the grocery bill.
They don't understand.
That's why it's been an election where celebrities and media matter very little comparatively.
Now, not to toot my own horn, but we're going to talk about demographics a bit.
And I want to quote myself on this.
Okay, I'm going to tell you guys, since I can look at the poll now and tell you guys what's going on, 70, 80% of people think that Trump is going to win.
20% think that Harris is going to win.
So I'll call it there.
I think that Trump has a good chance of winning.
And the only reason why I say that, and really, this is my main judgment on this.
Now, keep in mind, I don't vote.
And I'll explain why, I guess I'll do that now, but let me finish my thought.
I think that Trump is going to win.
And I think that he's going to win for no other reason than that I've seen multiple polls that come out and say that Harris is getting 70% of the black vote.
And if you don't know, that is fucking awful.
I think that every Democratic candidate for like the last 40 fucking years has gotten 95% of the black vote.
If she's black and she's getting 70% of the black vote, she's fucked.
That's their base.
That is like the foundation of reliable every election voters that come out and vote straight Democrat every year that is either not showing up at all or just not voting for her.
And if the black people aren't voting for Harris, then it's like, there's no fucking way she can win.
Literally, the entire foundation of my prediction.
I saw a poll and it was like 50, like it was like 60% of Latinos and then 70 to 80 of black.
And I'm just like, I was sitting there thinking, that's bad.
That's like real bad.
That's like, you're not going to win the election, lady.
That's like, you're fucked.
And I mean, I think that I'm right in because of what I'm going to talk about.
I got some demographic shit.
This video went viral.
It was a, I think a black person with tinks or whatever saying like they're speaking the quiet part out loud.
So I'll let this play for a second.
Voted for Donald Trump when you're so into facts because his entire campaign is not based in facts.
It was all based in propaganda and emotion.
I voted for Donald Trump for one reason only.
His policies, if implemented, would slow the dispossession of whites in the United States.
If he were to deport all illegal immigrants, if he were to think very hard about letting in any Muslims, all of this would slow the rate at which whites are becoming a minority.
Why are you so worried about the white dispossession of America?
Because I want my people to survive.
Is that so strange?
We don't control China.
We don't control any place where whites are not a majority.
And if we become a minority, we will not control our own destiny anymore.
I grew up in this country as a goes on to defend.
I'm Chinese and I lived in the U.S. and I had a good time, but he doesn't, he seems to fundamentally misunderstand the point.
So, and that seems to be a thing is that after this, like people are like celebrating that a bunch of YouTubers came out and said that they support Trump.
And it's like, where were they before he won?
It's easy to support Trump now.
He won.
But you're going to hold quiet.
You're going to use the she-her pronouns.
You're going to stay out of politics until the day after the election.
Then suddenly you have an important series announcement to make about your positions.
Latino Voters Hold Quiet 00:10:20
It's like, ah, a little bit too late.
But in general, people seem a little bit more comfortable to say what they have to say, which is a good thing.
Okay, so this is the AP News.
And I think people are a little bit too hard on AP.
They're slow to call certain states because they want to make absolutely sure.
And I think that's okay.
But a lot of people said that they were trying to rig it.
Not sure if I fall on that line.
However, I do have a poll from them to show.
And I think that this is a very important poll.
This is a demographic breakdown showing how key groups of Americans voted in 2024.
And for comparison, they have 2020.
So we can actually flip between them and see exactly what changed.
In 2024, the under-30 demographic voted much more for Trump.
I want to say that this is about the same.
A little bit more in the 30 to 44.
And then I'm sure the old people didn't change their votes too much.
Let's look at race and ethnicity.
And this is the big one.
As you can see, we have the black vote, only 10% of the voters, but in 2024, 16% of them voted for Trump, and 83% of them voted for Kamala Harris, which is actually a little bit more than what my poll said before the election.
Compare that to 2020, though, 91% of the black vote.
And I think you can even, yeah, dude, that's crazy.
8%.
Look at how thin that little needle is.
That's really crazy.
But it gets even crazier when you break it down by women by race.
That's what I'm looking for.
So black women are the actual losers of this election.
9% of black women voted for Donald Trump, whereas 24% of black men supported Donald Trump.
So black women, if you're black and you're a woman, officially, your opinion does not matter in no way, shape, or form in any state of the country, in any level of government.
Your opinion is thoroughly discarded.
You are the extraordinary minority.
Then, okay, the Latino one is also really impressive because if you look at Latino men, it's 50, 47.
It's almost half and half.
And if the Democrats have lost the Latinos, that's bad.
That's bad for their entire party.
If they're voting like white people now, the entire reason why they were so desperate to get Latinos into the fucking country is that they were a sure vote for Democratic candidates across the board.
It's like you lost the Latinos.
You just spent the last 50 fucking years importing them by the million and they don't even vote for you.
What the fuck have you done?
You fucked up everything.
They don't even like you.
How do you mess up this bad?
They hate you.
Crazy.
With Latino women, it's a little bit, it's actually 12.
That's a big discrepancy.
Not even 12.
What is this?
9%.
That's not that bad.
But then, of course, we have the big one.
The one that I, of course, am going to harp on because I fucking told you, and nobody fucking listens to me.
60% of white men voted Donald Trump.
53% of white women voted for Donald Trump.
Can we fucking stop now?
Can we fucking stop saying that white women are the problem?
They voted for Trump.
What more do you fucking want?
More than half of them voted for Trump.
Okay.
And that's with all the abortion shit.
The entire Kamala campaign was based on abortion.
They still fucking voted for Trump.
Okay.
Are we done with this?
Can we get over this?
I'm tired.
I'm tired of the white racism from white people just openly maligning their own fucking women.
It's like they're on your side.
They're on your fucking side.
Almost the same proportion as the men are.
Like, it's a little bit different.
What is the difference?
46% versus 39.
It's like a 7% discrepancy.
And that's entirely due to abortion.
It's like, so give it up.
You're not fucking helping.
And there's a big point about that that I want to drive in a bit.
But that's the breakdown.
Interesting.
Okay, so sorry, I forgot that I put this here, but I remember.
So, Chad, if the blacks weren't voting for Kamala Harris, where were they?
I ain't gonna lie.
This shit's fire, bro.
That's a good ass take.
What do you guys rate this one so far?
One out of ten.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
That's right.
The Dodge Charger.
Even once, even in the hands of a man of color, the Dodge Chargers' bloodlust for black people cannot be abated.
Just want to say that kick.com is a really great streaming platform with lots of new and innovative content on the platform.
And in the reaction, there was one thing that I was trying to find, and I couldn't find it because I think the author actually deleted it.
It was a picture of like a sad emoji and like shadows.
And it was by a black woman.
She said, We have to have a very, very serious discussion about Latino voters in the USA.
And there's tons of black racism towards Latinos.
They voted like hot people.
They wandered off the plantation.
Actually, they still on the plantation.
They're picking avocados and shit.
White people appreciate that.
But Linda Katilina says, I'm glad Latinos are saying just how much black Americans hate us.
And that is a lowercase B black.
The black Tucker Carlson says, yeah, and stop saying nigga too.
That's funny.
All right.
Now we have some reactions.
As mentioned, there's one demographic that we need to hear from the most because they are the most underrepresented.
I think this is the winner.
Everybody loves this video on TikTok.
So here's your content slop.
The reaction you're waiting for.
I'm sorry.
No, no.
Why?
Do you really hate me that bad?
Uh-oh.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, I brought it up on the next panel.
Kimberly says, we have to have a very, very uncomfortable conversation about Latino voters in this country.
Pram.
America, you have failed us all.
Their Ukraine flags are in shambles.
Get ready for four years of American isolationism, dictator but looking in open fascism.
Europe will face a dangerous and uncertain time where our enemies keep growing stronger and stronger and will try to eat the weak.
Extremely worried for Ukraine.
We can only wonder how stupid USA is.
This was the winning comment for me.
R.B. Pundit says, so yeah, call us Latinx again, motherfuckers.
And actually, I think this is, yeah, this is it.
This comment segues right into this.
Some hard truths to my friends in the Democratic Party.
This is not Joe Biden's fault.
It's not Kamala Harris's fault.
It's not Barack Obama's fault.
It is the fault of the Democratic Party in not knowing how to communicate effectively to voters.
We are not the party of common sense, which is what a message that voters sent to us for a number of reasons.
For a number of reasons, we don't know how to speak to voters.
When we address Latina and language, listen, language has meaning.
We address Latino voters as Latinx, for instance, because that's the politically correct thing to do.
It makes them think that we don't even live in the same planet as they do.
When we are too afraid to say that, hey, college kids, if you're trashing a campus at Columbia University because you're unhappy about some sort of policy and you're taking over a university and you're trashing it and preventing other students from learning, that that is unacceptable.
But we're so worried about alienating one or another cohort in our coalition that we don't know what to say.
When normal people look at that and say, wait a second, I send my kids to college so they can learn, not so that they can burn buildings and trash lawns, right?
And so on and so forth.
When we put pronouns after names and say she, her, as opposed to saying, you know what, if I called you by the wrong pronoun, call me out.
I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
But stop with the virtue signaling and just speak to people like they're normal.
There's nothing I'm going to say to Shermichael that I'm not going to say to you that I'm not going to say to somebody else.
I speak the same language to everybody.
There was a poll that I was really hoping to find before this stream, and I could not.
But it was a poll asking voters, it was an exit poll, I believe, asking voters if they thought that the government had gone too far with transgender issues.
And it was like 70%.
I think it was an exit poll in Pennsylvania, even, and 70% of people said yes.
70% of people have said, no more fucking tranny shit.
Isn't that just wonderful, Chen?
Just wonderful.
Now, the Republicans, on the other hand, have a lot of reasons to celebrate.
I think that after everything will be tallied up, I think conservatives take control of all three branches of government once again.
So the Republicans are free to start plotting their ambitions of two years of unchallenged control.
And Representative Mike Collins has finally taken the position that I have taken for so long.
It is time for Greenland to return to the United States.
California Prison Servitude Ends 00:03:22
It is time to manifest our destiny.
Denmark has been asked over and over again by many presidents over many decades, how much for Greenland?
And they've always said no to us or net or whatever the fuck they say, nine.
I don't know.
I don't know how to speak Danish.
It's time for them to now say, yeah, they're going to give us fucking Greenland.
One way or another, it's coming to a head.
We're going to get it.
It'll just complete the trifecta and then Canada will have no excuse.
We'll take Alberta first, okay?
We'll go save PPP.
Who's not in Alberta?
I think he's in the capital.
He's like in Ontario or whatever.
We'll get him one day.
This is my absolute favorite thing from the entire election.
So in California, when you go to vote, you get like a big thick sheet of paper, apparently, that has all the propositions.
And to be fair to the candidates, they actually let, or when it comes to like a proposal on the ballot, they actually have a question.
And then the parties for and against it will get to submit a statement into why you think they think that the voter should vote for that policy their way.
So in this one, California had a proposition to end indentured servitude in prisons.
If you don't know, the constitutional amendment that ended slavery actually has an explicit carve out that permits slavery as a form of punishment after you have been convicted of a crime.
So in some states, we actually do have mandatory, mandatory work for prisoners.
And California apparently wanted to pass a constitutional amendment to end indentured servitude or slavery in their prison system.
And it failed.
55, almost 55% of people just reading, should we end slavery in the California penitentiary system, voted no.
They did not need any motivation to do so.
There was no campaign.
There was no paid group lobbying against this change.
Nobody raised a voice.
In fact, on the ballot where they present arguments, the argument against Proposition 6 was none.
Nobody even submitted an argument to say, actually, we should keep it.
It'll keep, you know, it helps keep our prison system affordable for taxpayers.
None of that shit.
Nobody submitted a fucking complaint and it's still lost.
And apparently, this was one of many different things that lost in California in regards to crime reform.
Apparently, Californians have all been impacted by crime and they're sick of it.
You go to prison, you're going to slave.
You're going to be a fucking slave if you go to prison in California.
I think another thing that lost was ending the rule that allows you to steal like under $900 worth of shit without getting a charge for it.
They ended that.
I think some Hoity-Toity Democrat in some city lost his mayoral seat.
So they got fucking slaughtered in California.
It's as bad as it's ever been in California.
And I imagine a lot of that is why the Latinos came out and voted for Trump because it's like, you know, these cities in California that are suffering under progressive policies are majority Latino.
Trans Anime Avatars Reply 00:15:16
So, and they hate it.
Nobody likes having their shit stolen.
Nobody likes having, you know, the police not respond to your call because you only lost $900 worth of stuff when $900 for a lot of people is like two weeks' worth of work.
So it appears they're sick of it.
This is my favorite video that I've seen in regards to the election.
It has no fucking purpose.
I'm just going to play it, though.
He's a six-handicap of all.
I was an eight-handicap.
Eight?
Hi, you're here.
I've seen this thing.
I know you.
I'll give you three strokes if you carry your own bag.
I'll kiss every guy, man and woman, man and woman.
Look at that guy, how handsome he is.
I'll kiss him.
Clearly, I'm not your fight.
And I am certainly not Donald Trump.
He wrote me beautiful letters.
I had great letters.
And somebody fell in love.
You know what?
Now they'll make, they'll say, Carl Trump said they killed laws.
How horrible.
How horrible is that next?
So unprecedented.
In another life, I would have really liked Buckingham Joe.
So sweet.
You don't get romance plots like that anymore in current year chat.
Okay, the end of the politics segment means we got to tie up some loose ends.
There will be more locale-related election stuff as I go through, but this is the loose ends of the election stuff.
We got to talk about Peanut.
Peanut was a squirrel.
Between my streams, he was executed by the state of New York.
Apparently, no person is illegal, but some animals are.
Peanut was the pet squirrel of a man.
Some evil white woman, Karen, called in that he had an illegal pet, an exotic pet without a license.
And so the Department of Ecology or whatever the fuck you call it in New York seized the squirrel and murdered him and the raccoon too.
They chopped him open and they checked him for rabies post-mortem.
This outrage Elon Musk. outraged all the conservatives on Twitter.
And many people believe that some voted for Trump simply to avenge Peanut the Squirrel.
The election is over and we can stop simping for Peanut because as it turns out, Peanut was likely the victim of sexual abuse.
As it turns out, Peanut's owner was a homosexual OnlyFans star who used the squirrel in nude photo shoots, had him climbing on his boner, had him in pictures where he had his cock out, all sorts of shit like this.
And the woman simply saw this and said, this guy is like almost sexually abusing this fucking squirrel and called in that there might be something going on.
She didn't know that they were exotic packs that he wasn't technically allowed to have.
So when New York rolled up, they just fucking killed him.
But the reason why she called them at all is because this guy was filming porn with a squirrel and the entire Peanut thing is a giant OnlyFans ad.
Isn't that fucked up, chat?
Now, one other thing to tie up.
The FBI published this statement, which alarmed quite a few people.
And I'm actually going to have to go to bet for the FBI here because it's a misunderstanding.
And it's in part because this is worded in the dumbest and clumsiest way possible.
The FBI is aware of offensive and racist text messages sent to individuals around the country and is in contact with the Department of Justice and other federal authorities on the matter.
As always, we encourage members of the public to report threats of physical violence to local law enforcement authorities.
So people speculated that the FBI was gloating about reading people's SMS messages and reporting any N-words to the Justice Department for a racism check or whatever.
It's actually in response to this, which they didn't make clear.
Greetings to Elia J. You have been selected to pick cotton on the nearest plantation starting November 7th.
Please be ready at 8 a.m. sharp with your belongings.
Our executive slave catchers pick you up in a brown van.
Be prepared to be searched once you've entered the plantation.
You are in plantation group 7.
Now, they probably did not want to reiterate the contents of this message, but this is what they're responding to.
So don't worry, they're not announcing a global N-word crackdown.
They're trying to figure out how this person managed to identify a bunch of black people across the country and send them this alarming message that they're going to work on a plantation.
Just tying up some loose ends here, chat.
All right.
Now, the real people that we got to talk about.
The real losers.
You think that black women lost?
Oh boy, you ain't seen shit yet.
Before we start gloating as we do, chat, there is one thing that we need to cons need.
And that is we need to acknowledge that people from Delaware are retards.
Can everybody in the chat just acknowledge real quick that Delaware people are fucking dumb shits?
Because guess what?
Delaware is a small state.
That means that it gets one congressional district at large.
And for their congressperson, they have selected Sarah McBride.
And actually, I don't have a picture of Sarah.
So let me go pull that up real quick.
Here we go.
Here's Sarah.
Oh, look, Delaware.
Here's your congressional candidate at large.
Enjoy.
So the first, it's happened.
It happened in other countries first, but it has now happened in the United States.
Delaware at large has elected the first transgender identifying man to the House of Representatives to represent them in the federal government.
It's over.
But that just means that we must bully them harder than ever.
And we must make fun of Delawareans as being tranny chasers.
And we must hammer this home.
Interestingly, by the way, I found this page.
And I want to, actually, I might be able to pull this up.
Oh, yes, I can.
Yes, I.
Oh, no, don't you dare.
Get out of my fucking way.
Oh, you piece of shit.
Okay, let me refresh this so I can show you.
See this down here?
The pictures?
Every one of those polls on New York Times has pictures for their candidates, except the House at Large vote, because guess what?
They don't want to show people that it's a fucking tranny before they get out to vote.
Every other race had the pictures besides that one.
Isn't that funny?
Isn't that crazy that they just didn't have pictures of the candidates for that one house district?
Isn't that weird?
That's really weird, chat.
Soulful, soulful hyena posts a hyena and says existing is not a crime.
Kid Bandit, the wrestler from the James Staffani Sterling, starts retweeting what is now the mantra of many trunes on RM2F on Reddit.
Death before detransition.
Caden, the black pooner, says, I hope y'all are happy.
I want to start blaming people, but I won't.
So here we are.
This is America.
Don't catch you.
Don't catch you chopping off kids' tits anymore.
This election season has been eye-opening, to say the least.
There is so much work to do.
I tell you what, being called the most racist person on this app on TikTok wasn't on my bingo card, but here we are.
White people, please recognize that black people speaking to you directly about your privilege and or the harm caused by weather indirectly is not racism.
However, you refusing to acknowledge your privilege and or the oppressive systematic powers that be is.
Hope that helps.
No, I won't.
Being uncomfortable because someone points out the harm people of your race have caused is not racism.
It's just you being uncomfortable with your guilt.
Does anyone have any fucking guilt?
I don't give a shit.
Like, what's funny is that me specifically, my family is from Italy before World War I.
And if it was after World War I, Italy was on the good side, quote unquote, in World War I.
So I have no German ancestry.
My people came over after antebellum.
So I was not around in the U.S. during slavery and I wasn't related to Germany.
And if anything, I think my great-grandfather fought on the Allies during World War II.
So I've done nothing.
I have no fucking guilt.
I pay taxes, okay?
You know who gets taxes?
You.
You get my fucking taxes.
You get my taxes to chop off your tits.
You get my taxes for dim food stamps and day programs.
And I don't get shit.
I get fucking nothing every year.
I get a big old fat goose egg from the federal government.
I don't even fucking vote.
So I can't even say that I'm represented in government or whatever the fuck because I'm not.
But you get everything for free.
I feel nothing.
In fact, you should feel guilty for how much you take from me.
I'm going to be real.
Oh, is this a video?
Oh, hell yeah.
the irony of white people saying that they're not going to vote for Kamala Harris because she doesn't have an active plan for, excuse me, reinstating Grove v. Wake and that she doesn't care about leftists and that she's for endocide and all of that stuff.
And then when we say, you know, hey, you need to vote for Kamala Harris because here's the reasons, you know, you're white, so you probably don't understand, but we as black people have a lot more estate.
Black and brown people have a lot more estate.
And at this point, we can acknowledge that politicians are corrupt.
We know this.
We're not denying this.
We're not negating this.
However, we know that the other option is absolutely going to strip away all of our rights, our bodily autonomy, as marginalized people, women, black people, brown people, trans people, queer people, etc.
We are all having our livelihood.
Can anyone explain to me what Trump has ever said to offend black people?
He loves black people.
That motherfucker pardoned.
I remember after January 6th, when all of his biggest, most closest fans, the most die-hard supporters who literally put their lives on the line for him, were being rounded up and put into federal rape to death prison that they're still in.
They're still sitting in that prison right now.
Hundreds of them, hundreds of his most avid fans.
I remember when he was completely separated from the government, no longer had pens, no longer had support from anybody in Congress because they were all traumatized by the boomers taking a tour of the Capitol building while they were in it, while they were within 100 meters of their own constituency.
I remember Donald Trump used his executive pen, the only power that he had left, to pardon a bunch of rappers and black people that were guilty of like drug offenses and all sorts of shit and didn't pardon any of his own fans.
So when it came time to pick between black people or his most devout followers, he picked the black people.
So black people should be fucking thrilled.
I don't know what the issue is.
It sounds like black people get a pass under Trump.
But no, no, no, the blackies.
They gotta hide from the Donald.
Here is Kevin Guyves, the trans salamander, which is just the worst name ever.
He says, so many of the problems in my life don't seem to matter in the face of this new biggest possible problem.
What an odd feeling.
Priorities crumbling in my fingers before my very eyes.
Canceling all of my toy pre-orders.
And I'm not even really that upset about it.
It's surreal.
Cycling between sorrow and like, I don't even know what to call this emotion, but it's bubbly and light and makes me laugh.
Gallows humor.
Who the fuck knows?
If you're trans and live in the U.S. and only speak English, you should be able to get through life in most countries of Western Europe a lot more than you speak okay English than you assume.
And Catherine says he might go to the UK.
When I was 19 or 20, I had a dream about my own murder.
I was shot in the back of the head on the top right portion of my skull pointing downward.
Literally impossible to be self-inflicted.
I wish my brain hadn't held on to that memory.
In that dream, they made me kneel first.
Hence, the angle.
Anyway, that's how the fashion get me.
I need to know.
I need everyone to know I'm psychic.
There was a montage that I lost.
I saw and it made me laugh out loud.
But it was a tranny on Twitter going, guys, guys, trans folks, everybody go get a gun.
You can buy a Taurus for $300 in any gun store.
Just go get guns.
And then a lot of the people replying were like, I have suicidal ideation.
If I get a gun, I'll kill myself first.
It's like all these trans flag anime avatars replying, like, I can't buy a gun because I've been involuntarily committed before.
I can't buy a gun because my city doesn't allow me to have a pistol.
And it's like all these, all these awesome comments of these people.
Like, actually, I can't join your trans militia because I'll probably just blow my fucking brains out.
And or I can't own a gun because I'm a sex, a convicted sex offender, and/or it's illegal in my state because of my own laws.
Just amazing.
In fact, the Trevor Project has reported a massive increase in LGBT crisis calls around the election.
I don't know if this one says how many, a 200% increase in conversation topics related to the election.
90% of LGBTQIAP plus youth said that politics negatively impacted their well-being.
Oh, new research.
Oh, this is the poll.
Is this it?
Oh, it's about the Trevor Project.
Showing anti-transgender policies increase suicide attempts among transgender youth by as much as 72%.
Let's do this real quick.
I need a little help with my math.
Take 51, and then you multiply that by 1.72.
Trevor Project Crisis Calls Surge 00:04:12
87.72.
87.72.
What's a 72% increase over 51?
87.72.
That's your number, chat.
We're getting close.
We're almost there.
I thought it was.
It had been bumped up to 41 or 51 at some point.
Let's do 41.
70.
70.5.
We're at 70%.
That's a nice round number.
That's memetic.
70%.
We're 70% there.
Okay.
And this is now we're getting further away from the election.
There's still a little bit more.
But one thing I did not get to talk about, which is very funny, is Dragon Age Vailguard, which now seems like ancient news in light of the election, but it happened in that gap.
I wasn't doing normal streams.
So let's watch some video games, ship.
Snake's nose.
She's still holding the ruby in her other hand.
Makers' panties.
I was so proud.
Oh, um.
Ah, shit.
They're still holding it.
Sorry.
What are you doing?
Okay.
A borrow.
Traditional Lord of Fortune from one of our old members, Barv.
Good guy, but like most of us, his plans went sideways a lot.
Bad blood among your crews, not good for morale, but there's not always time to think of purges.
So when one of us screws up and we know we've screwed up, we do a quick 10 to put it right.
Pulling above.
I'm glad the Lords of Fortune have Tarsh's back.
Oh, Tosh isn't the first non-binary man.
It was a little before your time, but Horlicks was one of ours.
Huh.
Bastard looked better than I did in a dress or pants.
And out of them too.
Any reason you can't just apologize?
Sometimes people say, oops, sorry, and hope that fixes it, but they just want to get the whole thing over with.
Trust me, I know.
But pulling above, you sweat a little.
Makes you think about it a little more.
Shows the other person you mean it.
What if they mean it when they say they're sorry?
And that's the other reason.
Some people mess up and get all dramatic.
They make it about them.
Oh, you know, I didn't mean it, right?
They feel so good.
That's the video, in case you're wondering.
Actually, I think that's official game audio.
That's the laugh track.
Yes, some people might do that.
Pulling a barve puts it on the person who screwed up.
They made the mess.
They fix it.
Done.
Okay, and one more epic, epic clip.
And this is also edited.
Oh, I'm non-binary.
That means I don't feel like a man or a woman.
If you are neither a man nor a woman, then what are you?
Non-binary.
I just said, and I'm going to use they instead of she from now on.
Plans I criticized your dress or your manners.
I like how the player character is just sitting there very awkwardly during this heated family dinner.
The term for one whose gender does not match the one given to them at birth was acunaflock.
Perhaps you are like that.
Why do you have to keep picking at it?
Why can't you just be happy for Evatosh Chakra Toebra?
That's a problem of who I am.
Even if I don't feel like I fit, even if I feel wrong, no.
You misunderstand.
Laura Kate Dale Viral Clip 00:15:18
I will go.
Thank you for inviting me to your home.
Apparently, yeah, okay.
That's Dragon Age.
The IGN media was trying to say that 70,000 concurrent players on Steam was proof of financial success, but apparently it sold fewer copies than that Star Wars Outlaws game.
And if you compare 70,000 to recent releases, it's actually a fucking pittance.
I think that other games that recently came out had over a million.
There were multi-million, like that Wukong game had multiple million people playing in at once.
And what's funny is that they, someone took a screenshot of like the top-selling games.
Well, no, this is the uh but they took a screenshot of the top-selling games on Steam at the time.
And like it was the number one selling game, but like number two was CSGO and then like a bunch of indie shit.
And I think one of them was even just like a porn game.
So it's like you release a AAA game to no competition at a very unusual time in October.
And you're neck and neck with some weird ass fucking indie game and something with booba in it.
And that's in CSGO, which has been out for like 15 fucking years at this point.
So there's a good chance that they're in the shit.
I think that Dragon Age was owned.
Oh, it's Bioware, of course.
One of the only game studios I actually know because of that meme.
And they're owned by EA Activision.
So they might be chopped soon.
Just like how the Penny Arcade forum is being chopped, if you don't know.
Penny Arcade was an old, old web comic.
There was a time, once upon a time, where web comics about video games were all the rage.
They made tons of money.
They were super important and influential.
A million of these things cropped up all at once, and they were all trying to ape off the success of Penny Arcade.
Penny Arcade being so successful that they started their expo called the PAX or PACT.
So, if you ever wondered where the big game expo, PAX, comes from, it was literally a byproduct of a webcomic from a very long time ago that many people tried to copy the success of, but which none of them accomplished.
And today, the Penny Arcade forum is actually being closed.
I think that the um yeah, they're just shutting it down, apparently.
So, they give up.
It's too much running a forum is a big pain in the ass, unless there's some kind of return for it.
It's really hard to justify.
Uh, so that's up with uh Penny Arcade.
It's kind of sad too, just because it's like it's one of the oldest forums, it's been around for a long time, and it's always sad to see a web 1.0 site shut down.
Uh, now, this is Laura Kate Dale, uh, who was very happy to announce that uh he worked on Dragon Age the Vailguard.
If you want to know what kind of amazing influences were added to that pot to create the content you just saw, well, it's none other than Laura Kate Dale.
I have a vagina, you have definitely seen this tweet.
It's an ancient meme, one of the best, one of the finest moments of any tranny on Twitter ever.
Um, and he was the guy helping out with that dragon age, just making sure the DEI was just just right, just right.
Um, by the way, this uh, I don't have sponsor block enabled on this, but someone decided that this entire video is filler when I went to go clip this.
Uh, let's see what James Stefani Sterling has to say.
Yes, my friend and colleague worked on Dragon Age the Vail Guard.
She consulted on it, which, by the way, is not the same as writing it.
And let's make that point because, good lord, am I sick of all the chuddlings who are blaming her for stuff no consultant has ever had the power to dictate in a game's development?
Not that pointing it out will matter because the people attacking her don't really care.
All that matters to them is they've been able to identify a trans person associated with the game, so they will justify their excited harassment of her any which way they can because they're dickheads.
Anyway, point is, I am immensely fucking proud of Laura Kate Dale.
Her efforts in the field of accessibility and representation have been trailblazing for years and have certainly helped me out many times before.
And she's fucking awesome and she's accomplished more than the dozen dribbling turnips currently misgendering me in the comments of this video ever will.
And that's really the point I'm making today.
So, Laura Kate Dale managed to get Trannys into a flop video game.
But, but chat, have you ever accomplished anything so magnificent?
Spare the thought.
I know the answer already.
And it's no.
You'll never amount to the triumphs of Laura Kate Dale.
Okay, I have to put on my serious face here because I have an issue and I'm curious what to do about it.
Nick Fuentes, immediately after the election, if you don't know, Nick Fuentes has spent the entire year trying to a log Trump, saying that he was a Zionist president, encouraging his voters or his followers to not vote for him.
He paid money to put up billboards against Trump, basically did everything he possibly fucking could, which isn't much because he's a loser, to try and impede Trump's victory.
And then after he won, he immediately says it's been a total Groyper victory.
Because actually, he was just pretending to hate Trump so that people couldn't say that Nick Fuentes supported Trump and that would cause people to not vote for him.
Now, obviously, this is an unfalsifiable hypothesis because he made no indication of that.
And if Kamala had won, he would simply say the same thing.
He caused this, that his campaign hurt Trump and that the key demographics didn't turn out.
Here's an example.
His main issue, by the way, though, is that even though, as we've established, white women voted for Trump, he is still trying to brainwash his little groupie faggots into hating their own race.
I will play this clip.
I mean, I said this the other week and they clipped it up.
Anthony Fantano's like, why is he wearing a Spongebob hoodie?
Because I said, now the right wing, all they do is shit on blacks.
I said, what about women?
They don't, they're afraid to shit on women.
I said, like, women are losing us the election.
And everyone said, you're blaming white women.
Blame black people.
I'm like, no, it's blacks and women.
Like, you can blame both.
I said, and you're right.
Fuck straight people.
We're straight.
But like, fuck these like straight girlfriend boys.
Fuck straight people.
I mean, obviously we're also straight.
Just like, oops, little Freudian slip.
Boyfriend people.
I was talking about it the other night.
These guys, they date these girls.
They look like dykes or sluts.
They have the makeup caked on.
These like pixie cuts.
I want to fucking punch him in the face.
Guys go around calling themselves boyfriends.
They live with their girlfriends.
They have no kids.
It's just as sterile as being a bachelor or being gay.
You might as well be gay.
You should be looking at this like a new guy.
It's like, that's fucking based.
Or an incel like me.
Oh, is he talking to the fucking Muslims?
Oh, did you did you know?
He's talking to the Tates.
I didn't even realize that.
Did you know that?
Wait, is that Tate?
It looks like Tate.
I don't know.
I can't tell brown people apart, bro.
Did you know that Iraq is lowering the age of consent to nine?
Why doesn't he just go to Iraq?
It has everything that he could possibly fucking want.
And he just stays.
So this is one thing that he spouted off on his stream, and it actually went viral.
This is the first time that Nick Fuentes has gone viral since the first Trump presidency.
And let's see what he has to say.
The feel when you're totally not pressed.
The feel when we control your bodies.
Hey, bitch, we control your bodies.
Guess what?
Guys win again.
Okay.
Men win again.
And yes, we control your bodies.
Hi.
I'm your Republican congressman.
Hi.
I'm your Republican congressman.
It's your body, my choice.
And men, women again.
Men win again.
There will never, ever be a female president.
Never.
There will never be a female president ever.
It's over.
Glass ceiling.
Dude, it's a ceiling made of fucking bricks.
You will never break it.
Your stupid face keeps hitting the brick ceiling.
We will keep you down forever.
You will never control your own bodies.
You will never be the president of the global empire.
Never going to happen, sweetie.
Your body, our choice.
So this sound bite got used on TikTok and a bunch of people.
It went so viral that it made its way into real life.
And now you have men, young boys who are in high school chanting this, according to multiple people on Twitter, saying that they heard boys at their schools chanting your body, our choice, which is effectively just a, I'm going to rape you, word differently.
And if you think that those women are going to continue to vote conservative when they hit the age of majority, you think that they're going to forget that and continue to vote for these people when you have people like Nick Fuentez and his stooges reiterating this in public and causing scenes like this.
You're fucking retarded.
And you're never going to repeal the 19th Amendment.
And it's like you're, he, I am convinced that he is actively sabotaging things.
And there's so much on the line for this.
You have fair access to payment processors.
You have rules against hate speech.
You have access to regulations for social media companies, biasing results for the election.
You have a lot that rides on this.
And then you have people like Nick Fuentes and Horny Retards who are going to support this.
And it is the dumbest fucking thing ever.
I am completely convinced that he literally gets a playbook from the CIA, from some other agency, about what talking points to hit to cause as much problems as possible and to destabilize the movement.
And if you want a chance at, because don't forget, there are elections every two years, and those are a lot less popular.
Trump's not going to be on the ballot in two years, but your congressman is.
And if you want to maintain a majority in the Congress, you're going to have to go out and vote.
And you're going to have to vote Republican.
And you're going to have to hope that 50% of white women also vote Republican.
And if this is the representation that young conservative voters are putting out, they're going to lose that because why wouldn't they?
Imagine, as they say, imagine if the rules were reversed.
If black people or women were saying, yeah, we're going to go send you out to Israel to die in a war.
We're going to see your body, our choice.
You're going to Israel.
You're fighting for the cause.
You're going to die in a war.
You wouldn't support that.
You would be upset by that.
So I'm completely convinced that Nick Fuentes is a fed and something has to happen to get rid of him because he is a splinter and he's going to cause fucking issues.
And I have a proposal.
Now, this might seem a little bit dramatic.
This might seem like I am being a little bit facetious, but I'm being serious.
Here we have a group of young white boys saying that they're going to vote for Kamala Harris.
And then Robert O'Neill, the Navy SEAL who assassinated Osama bin Laden, says, you're not men, you're boys.
If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
So this is former Navy SEAL Robert O'Neill saying that he was going to kidnap, abduct, rape, and breed these young white boys.
And this is what he looks like.
Now, this is my proposal.
Robert O'Neill should rape Nick Fuentez.
I think that we should gather together the resources required to abduct Nick Fuentez and deliver him to Robert O'Neill so that Robert O'Neill may aggressively, violently breed Nick Fuentes over and over again until he learns some perspective.
Then I think he can be returned to the public, sodden with Robert O'Neill's cum, and he may be less retarded in the future moving forward.
Now, if you support my plan to have Nick Fuentes violently raped by Robert O'Neill, please spread the message.
Please tell your friends, hey, we're doing this thing, hoping you can help.
We're canvassing.
We're trying to gather the support required to have Nick Fuentes anally raped by Robert O'Neill, sent to him as a concubine as he so desires and deserves, quite frankly, deserves a little bit of that Nick Fuentez I see.
And I don't see why not.
If that's what the majority wants, then why should they not get what they need?
That's my perspective.
I think that this would help gender relations in the white population a little bit if we offer this token of appreciation.
It's like, look, I know this guy's going too far.
And that's why we had Robert O'Neill rape him to death.
Not to death.
We need him alive so he can preach the good word.
I'm just saying.
I think it's a good idea, chat.
Just know, no one day.
Live in fear, Nick Fuentes, that one day you're going to wake up and this is going to be the face looking at you.
You're gonna get bread, boy, anyways.
Uh, some collection of responses to the election from temperance.
Uh, this is Liz Fong Jones for posting a couple tweets on B Sky saying of we need mutual aid, anti-fascism, and community defense, regardless of who wins.
And frankly, I'd feel a lot safer if more people understood that.
Moby Dick Girl says, I can't believe it's me of all people saying this, but for God's sakes, don't kill yourself and don't detransition.
And Liz Fong Jones maybe learned something over the last couple years, says, Remember, surviving is its own form of resistance.
Wow, that's very deep.
That's very deep, Elliot.
Where did you pick up that, huh?
What made you realize that?
Fuckhead.
Ben Collins Kotaku Update 00:11:41
Uh, Bex Gerber, who I did a whole stream on, says, Half of the United States is utterly irredeemable.
There is no hell too harsh.
Progress will only come one grave at a time.
Frankly, those graves can't come fast enough.
Nothing of value will be lost.
Well, Bex, be careful what you wish for.
Ben Collins, who I think is a former Washington Post.
Oh, Ben Collins was the fucking, was he Washington Post?
Oh, it was NBC.
He was an NBC reporter who wrote the article about Kiwi Farms and Cloudflare before we got kicked off of Cloudflare.
He says, I feel naive and I feel exhausted, uniquely embarrassed by my conception of the world.
Maybe it's all just brutality and brainless conquest, and all the rest is smoke and mirrors.
Maybe history defers to the horror.
Yeah.
You know, you take a look at the entirety of human history and you have Pax Americana from what 80 years ago?
Not even that, less than 80 years ago.
And all that peace in Pax Americana is a literal blip in the timeline.
Everything else has been horrors, Ben Collins, and we don't have the resources on earth.
The only reason why we could sit around playing games with trannies is because we had neocolonized Africa and Mexico, and we had infinite free resources and free labor under a one-government dictatorship led by the United States.
And now that that's over and Mexicans live a better quality of life manufacturing fucking Ford on the Mexican side of the border, guess what?
No cheap labor, no inexpensive bullshit anymore, no inexpensive hormones, not enough money to taxes to pay for your fucking transition surgeries.
Yeah, it's going to be pretty fucking rough, Ben Collins.
We don't have the money to spare for your sympathies.
Reset era.
Ooh.
Should I dick around with that?
Let's flip back to that because I don't know what it's going to be.
I'm going to round this out and then we'll flip back to that, see if it's funny.
Patrick Tomlinson on, I think that's Blue Sky says, polling places in black majority precincts in Georgia are staying open because the United States is currently under a terrorist attack from Russia interference in our elections to install their asset back in the White House.
I didn't even do this in my Tomlinson voice because this is dead serious, chat.
It's an overt act of war.
If you don't know, there were a couple bomb threats called into polling stations in, I think, Georgia and a couple other places.
And I think the U.S. immediately blamed it on Russia.
But, like, it could be anyone, really.
It could be China.
It could be Joe Biden.
Like, who the fuck would stop Joe Biden?
So he was pretty upset.
This is a chalk it up to the government did something.
764, which is a pedophile sextortion cult.
Basically, what they did is that they would bully underage, like sometimes pre-teen girls, into giving them nude images.
And then they would use those nude images to further extort them for more pornographic content.
And then they would sell it or share it.
And they literally wrote guides on how to do this.
So if you are ever wondering what a cartoonishly fucking evil group of people in the modern age looks like at 764, Richard Anthony Dinsmore was arrested for being a part of 764 and doing aforementioned acts.
And he has been sentenced to 30 years in prison.
So congratulations, government.
You did something.
Is there a picture of this guy in this?
No, there's not.
He looks like a freak in case you wonder.
And oh, and this is a little bit of news.
Fortnite released a new skin right before the election.
And let's take it out.
It's a collab with Stoop Dog, formerly Snoop Lion.
Pimps in the crib, ma, drop it like it's hot.
The pigs try to get at you.
Park it like it's hot.
So I know that this is no longer as big a deal as it was in the past.
I think that when this song came out in the 90s, they literally did not play it on MTV because of this dance that he's doing.
This is the Crip Walk or Sea Walk, and it started as just the dance in the gang, but then they realized that these little footprints they're putting on the ground when they scuff their boots into the asphalt or concrete or whatever was very distinctive.
So when they committed a gang crime, they would do the crip walk and leave behind forensic evidence indicating that this was a gang-related action.
So MTV would literally not play any rap music video that featured the Cripwalk in it so as to not promote the gang.
And when the gangs were at their peak, I know that they're not at their peak anymore.
If you did the CWalk in front of the wrong people, they would kill you because effectively you're marking their territory.
You're in their zone, their drug area, and you're demonstrating Crip power in their territory.
So they fucking kill you.
So it's a little bit weird to see it in a kids' game.
Though I am aware that the gang influence has waned quite a bit in favor of the cartel influence in the U.S., but a little bit strange to see.
Okay, let's see what's going on in 764.
Or not 764, NeoGAF.
Men are a problem.
It turns out I can't actually handle this.
It's just crazy that the U.S. is electing such an awful person as president, especially having a great option in Kamala.
It's just depressing.
I knew in my gut the grocery prices were going to determine how this election went, and nothing else mattered.
This fucking sucks.
There were so many memes that I saw on Zitter and stuff where it's like Americans when the eggs are expensive and it's just like Hitler footage.
Like the Nazis marching in formation and attending rallies and shit.
I'm like, yeah, you know what?
When people can't afford to get their eggs and shit, they do get pretty pissed off.
This country is so fucking cooked, man.
I just heard a family member start chanting Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, in another room.
I hate it here.
Meanwhile, in the cockshed, in the tranny shed on NeoGAF, going, weeh.
A country that prides itself in justice and law votes so readily for a rapist felon.
Nigga, huh?
Do you have to like show your black hands to like a mod to get the nigga word?
I think you probably get automatically banned on NeoGAF by like their mod bots if you have the N-word in your posts and you haven't been whitelisted by the mods as being black.
Ironically whitelisted.
Not blacklisted because that doesn't make sense.
Though now in programming, the preferred terminology is allow listing and deny listing.
Unless you're allow listed to say the N-word as a person of color, then you can say it.
Nah, nigga, you can miss me with this.
In replies to Frieza Geezer saying, hard to feel bad for those in the U.S. You guys are voting this time, but I feel horrible for Ukraine and other countries impacted by orange Hitler's global policy.
Time will tell, fingers crossed, for blue.
I have some Tostitos and Queso, like a whole ass for Tusher Warwick and wine, and my trans lesbian household is getting shit faced.
What else are you going to do?
You're going to go work?
Enjoy your drugs, retards.
Please think a little bit more.
Wait, okay.
Friezer says, same thing about Ukraine.
Please think a little bit more about the situation whenever he says something like this.
The U.S. is not a monolith.
You're saying that you can find it hard to feel bad for immigrants and trans people that are going to be directly targeted by people who want them dead.
You're saying that you find it hard to feel bad for women who are continuing to lose the rights to their own bodies and dying because of it.
To be clear, I trust this isn't what you mean, but it is what you're saying.
Have a little empathy.
Uncle Natino says, why the fuck did Harris spend the last month campaigning with Liz Cheney?
And then Tap and Bruce says, shut the fuck up.
It's awesome.
I hate these people so much.
I'm going to read more.
This guy got banned, so I don't know what he said.
Oh, he said this.
This is a great day for our country.
Blessed be the name of the Lord, Jesus Christ.
Ban.
Good flack retard.
And the cherry on top of this fucking shit Sunday is that I can't even call off work tomorrow because I have a fucking phone call first thing in the morning with a Trump voter from Kentucky that I cannot opt out of or reschedule.
God, I wish I could just drop into a coma for a month.
Try four years.
Try forever.
Maybe even Planet Smasher.
I'm a depressed freak.
Trump, Donald Trump is the 27th president of the United States.
Kill me now.
Congrats to hate.
This is how democracy dies.
It's just like Star Wars chat.
It's just like that time in the Star Wars where the thing happened and then the Padma said that.
That's just what happened.
A loss of words.
Not an American, but very sorry for any progressive, foreign, trans, gay people in the United States.
I always feel bad for them because they exist.
Extremely afraid of the ripple effects that this will have on the whole world.
Palestine, Ukraine, Asia, Elon Musk, unmitigated influence, other populist movements across the world.
I feel this is a very scary and dark defining moment in our timeline.
If you could have voted Harris and didn't go fuck yourself, we're all fucked now.
Feels worse than 9-11 somehow.
Feels like the world won't be the same after this.
Yeah, Donald Trump winning.
Reminds me of that tragedy.
9-11.
Cool.
All right.
Next.
Okay, this is the general local roundup.
So not so much election stuff anymore, but let's get to it.
This is Alyssa Murkant.
If you are blessed to not remember who the fuck this is, Alyssa Murkant is a really, really, really, really trashy mega whore who continually posts nude images of her disgusting face and body on Twitter while also seething about people.
She had a bunch of very familiar lawyers send a cease and assist with the Kiwi Farms demanding that a thread that had not been moved out into the public yet be deleted, which we ignored.
Lissa Mercant posted this today.
Work news, after exactly two years, I've decided to leave Kotaku in my role as senior editor.
I am eternally grateful for Kotaku's editorial team and all that they have taught me during my time there.
They are some of the best in the business, and I will be forever proud to have shared a masthead with them.
They continuously fight to maintain the editorial pillars that made Kotaku great and hold on to their journalistic integrity in the face of increasing pressure to compromise that.
It has been a long few months during which I've learned a lot about myself and the value as both a woman and a writer.
This is the right decision for me.
I've had some things to come coming down the pike, so keep your eyes peeled.
Doctors Fleeced Charity Scheme 00:03:08
Fired!
Fired.
And what's funny is I tweeted this and I said, fired.
Leslie McCaret's fired.
And she whined and replied, like, not like directly, but like on her Twitter profile.
She said, like, I guess the chuds can't read.
Like, no, I read your post, but I've come to the conclusion that you are fired.
Oh, I can only imagine why Liz McConnell is the only part of the editorial team.
Oh, it's disagreeable mystery to us.
Could it be that you suck?
Probably.
Mr. Beast News, this group, Mission Flight, which is responsible for eye surgeries, put out a little expose saying that they were never paid.
They performed over a thousand eye surgeries.
And I think, if I remember correctly, this was a very quick, easy, outpatient cataract surgery that is easy to do, has a huge quality of life improvement, and isn't that expensive.
So you can take charities do this, especially religious charities.
They take a doctor.
The other one that they do is cleft palettes.
It's very easy to fix a cleft palette and very cheap, but unless you have a doctor that can do it, you just suffer.
And it's a huge quality of life thing.
So religious charities in particular will send doctors who know how to fix cataracts and know how to fix cleft palettes and they'll send them to really poor areas of the world where you have a lot of people who have these issues.
And for very little, these doctors work to correct the issues.
But they usually do expect to be compensated for their time, at least a little bit.
So Mr. Beast sent one of these doctors out to give a thousand eye surgeries and did not pay for them.
And only after this video was made and only after it made a splash and caused a kerfuffle, they were finally paid the pittance of $124,000.
Mr. Beast videos routinely make like 100 million views.
And the amount like per surgery, that's like $1,000.
Not even.
What is that?
I can't do math.
It's $124 per surgery for 1,000 eye surgeries that they had the doctors go out and do.
And he didn't pay that.
He just thought he could fleece this fucking charity.
And he would have gotten away with it too.
But then everything, like after the fucking Mr. Beast tranny shit happened with that fucking guy, Chris Tyson, then the floodgates opened and everybody got to air out these grievances.
Mission Flight would have never gotten the pittance that they asked for to perform 1,000 huge life improvement surgeries for people if they didn't go to fucking YouTube and voice air their grievances, which is just a shame.
Because he made bank.
How do you forget to pay the fucking charity that you feature in your video?
That's like if you're the CEO of a, like, sorry, that really pisses me off.
Like, you're going to enlist this company.
You're going to send them out there.
They're going to do all these surgeries for very little.
And you're going to make hundreds of thousands of dollars off of them.
Sumal Lin Evil CEO Update 00:06:26
And then he probably just thought, oh, well, you know, they got exposure.
Like, motherfucker, these are doctors.
They don't work for exposure.
Fucking pay them.
It's a charity.
But he thought he could get away with it.
This just shows you how fucking evil this guy is.
And no guy, no CEO would overlook paying a charity, you know, if he actually gave a shit, if his heart was in the right place.
So fuck this guy.
Further, don't worry though, he didn't do anything wrong.
After three months, his law firm investigation team, which claims they reviewed millions of documents and messages, came to the conclusion that all accusations levied against Mr. Beast and his company are completely false.
Now, the obvious thing to point out is that the millions of chat messages that they said they read, if you look over how much time they spent and how many messages they had, would amount to something like multiple messages per second every second, even throughout the night.
So no lawyer did that.
They probably control F through him.
It wasn't very like that alone is like cast a shadow on the entire thing.
Ran it through fucking chat GPT or some shit.
But they basically exonerated him for a bunch of stuff.
But the big one that people got upset about was that he had hired a sex offender as a here, this one.
Allegations of the company knowingly employing individuals with proclivities or histories toward illegal or questionably legal contact were similarly without basis.
Here too, the allegations were uniformly rejected.
The issue is, is that the brother-in-law, brother-in-law, the pedophile that he had hired actually came out himself and said that he knew.
Yes, Delaware is.
By the way, big, big thumbs down to Delaware's all across the board today.
We're very, this is basically a fucking funeral stream for the word Delaware and all things associated with Delaware.
Delaware is my brother-in-law.
Yes, he is a registered sex offender when he was 21.
A 16-year-old girl accused him of sexual assault when she was 11.
Delaware took a plea deal.
That is why there was no jail time, but he still had to register.
His nickname isn't Delaware because he can't go back to Delaware.
He's from Delaware.
That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
He's been back several times.
He was hired before I was and was actually the reason I got hired at Mr. Beast.
Before being hired, Delaware sat down with Jimmy and Sue, Jimmy's mom, and explained everything to them.
So yes, Jimmy knew, but again, the incident happened in 2010.
Delaware was hired in 2017, 2018.
Delaware was also let go from the company before I was.
Delaware was supposed to be behind the scenes manager, but in a couple videos, he was asked to partake because we needed people.
He was reluctant, especially in the straitjacket video because of his charges, and that's why he wore the mask.
Delaware charges are set to be dropped in the fall.
Delaware has been nothing but a good person and an amazing husband to my sister.
Dude, you're a fucking cuckhold freak.
If you let your fucking sister marry a man who molested an 11-year-old, you fucking kill yourself, bro.
Thanks for coming out and saying that everything was true, though.
Dumb piece of shit.
What a fucking retard.
You know, this fucking pedophile was real good to my sister.
What about when she has kids, bro?
What if she has a daughter?
What if she has a daughter and then her daughter's, the daughter's friends come over when they're 11?
Is that going to be okay?
Is that going to work out?
Probably not.
Fucking idiot.
Gross, man.
Anyways, I wanna see a black guy get beat up by Koreans.
Don't do it.
Hey.
Don't do it.
Hey.
Sumal-lin.
Where?
Where? Where?
Where?
Where? Where?
Don't touch me.
Sumal-lin, where?
Yes, sir.
Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
What is where?
Okay, so we, uh, we investigate crime and during investigation.
You cannot read Korea.
Also, when you rock around on the street in Korea, people will walk up to you and beat the frick out of you for no reason.
Well, not for no reason, but not for any deliberate action at that time.
My hat, man.
My hat.
People might see my dumbass haircut if I don't get my hat.
Apparently he was concussed.
So that's the Johnny Somali update.
Korea has decided that they're gonna just press this dude until he fucking collapses.
What's gonna happen is that like his max HP is gonna keep going down, and eventually he's just gonna get one hit KO'd and die because he can no longer take any more punches.
Okay, we're back to our boy, Patrick Tomlinson, child.
Um, as it turns out, this was before the election stalkers again used fraudulent Craigslist ads to try and trick users into stealing our patio furniture.
This time, they are successful.
This is free lawn furniture in Milwaukee, and there he goes, taking the very nice metal chairs away.
I think he also got the uh the table and the umbrella.
The patio furniture has been seized.
A little bit of a win for Patrick, actually.
Nitty Gritty Lawsuit Progress 00:03:16
As I mentioned many months ago, he filed a lawsuit for civil rights violations against both the city of Milwaukee and several of its officers.
Um, the decision is in, the preliminary decision is in, and all of the charges, except three of them towards the city specifically, will be allowed to continue.
So now he's into the nitty-gritty of the lawsuit where the easy dismissals have already been evaluated.
And he's actually going to have to litigate this against both the city and the police officers named in the inquiry.
So, chances are, the nitty-gritty, once you hit this point, the nitty-gritty, very few people want to see a lawsuit to conclusion.
So, chances are he's about to get a fatty paycheck.
Chances are that the union or something has insurance for the police officers, and the city has their insurance.
So, he might get a couple hundred thousand dollars to get to fuck off, which is why, by the way, you do not do shit like what people do to Patrick.
Like, there's no reason to swat him.
A lot of people say that he swats himself.
I can't speak on that, but if people are swatting him, just say no, eventually he might just get his comeuppance.
There's a reason why we don't do that outside.
I mean, just in general, like with swatting, it would never be okay.
I frown upon general contact trolling as a whole because there are unforeseen consequences.
This is after the election.
He says, the doors may stay closed and the lights may go off for several years or more.
But at some point, we will survive this.
If we survive this, he means to say, if we survive this, we'll need to have preserved as much institutional knowledge and experience as we can so we aren't starting over completely from scratch.
We'll have to restart.
If you work at a governmental agency, the CDC, FDI, CIA, FBI, NSA, NTSB, NOAA, anywhere, you'll need to start saving every gig of data you can find.
Studies, organizational charts, employee manuals, policies, and procedures, anything that can be used to recreate your agency from scratch.
To which somebody replies.
Let's see.
There was a reply to this.
don't know.
We all do fine without you.
There was a reply that someone said, like, I work for a government and we can't do this because that's a crime.
And then his response was, there are no laws anymore.
Yeah, try that.
Try downloading a bunch of shit from FBI servers and just walk out of the FBI with it.
I mean, what's her face?
Reality winner.
That's what she did.
Worked out great for her.
What's this video?
Because it's funny.
Because it's just so fucking funny.
That's Patrick.
Twitch Politics Flag Added 00:03:18
That's what he's up to.
He's coping and sneezing.
Hassan.
Now, this is an old update again, but this happened and I feel it's pretty noteworthy.
I did tweet this out, but this is Richie Torres, who is the black guy who's a congressional representative from the Bronx.
And he wrote a letter to Amazon and Twitch, both and their CEOs, demanding answers for why Twitch promotes extremist content, naming Hassan Piker by name directly.
Richie Torres is very interesting.
He's a gay nigga.
And on his Wikipedia page, it says that Richie was invited by APAC to Israel, to Tel Aviv.
And he describes it as a life-changing experience.
So they got him out of the Bronx into Tel Aviv.
And now he's like, oh my God, I love Jews so much.
And I can only imagine what they might have showed him to get him to be such a staunch ally.
But he's been pretty active against Twitch, especially because of Hassan and because of the pro-Palestinian content that's prevalent on Twitch right now.
And as expected, Twitch has modified its politics and sensitive social issues rule, and nobody is happy with the changes.
So what they've done is on Twitch, you have like a gambling flag, a 18 plus flag, and then they added a new one.
There's like 10 different kinds of sensitive topics that exist on Twitch that you can flag your streams as, that you have to flag your streams as if you're actually streaming that content.
And now they've added politics as one of them.
So Hassan Piker is going to have to flag his Twitch channel as politics.
And guess what?
That does.
These granular flags on your account, they have a back-end function for advertisers.
So, when an advertiser uploads a 30-minute, 30-second long advertisement for Clorox Bleach, they have to decide what channels they want to put it on.
And usually, the advertisers just want their ads on the safest content ever because they do not want Clorox Bleach showing up on an article about dead trans kids or something, right?
So, now they'll look at this and say, Well, can we run this ad on gambling?
Sure, I guess.
Can we run this ad on 18 Plus?
Probably shouldn't.
Should we run this ad alongside political content?
Bit of a toss-up.
So, a bunch of advertisers are going to say, Well, we don't want to show our ads on political content because we don't want our, you know, our KFC bucket deal to be showing next to people talking about Trump or whatever.
That's not good for our brand.
And then it won't.
And then you don't get that money.
So, they're hurting it.
They're hitting Hassan where it hurts, and that is the wallet.
Um, cool.
So, that's that.
Now, this I'm not familiar with, but it was a big update that happened recently, kind of in the political maelstrom.
So, I didn't get a chance to look at it.
We're going to look at it together, chat.
Yusuf Salah Fouzi has been banned from kick.
And we love our kick, don't we, boys?
We love kick.
Eddie Never Rigs Kick Stream 00:15:30
We love Eddie.
Eddie never rigs.
Eddie never, Eddie, if he's anything evil, not one of them.
Not never, never flips any switches for sure.
Uh, Fouzi did not get the memo and uh freaked out, had one of his Muslim chimpanzees.
Now, I can make fun of him and say that he's a he's a gross Muslim Arab rape ape because he's not on kick, and that's not infighting on the platform.
Uh, he got he had a little bit of a retard attack and decided to attack his manager.
Let's take a look.
Look, I'm gonna try my best not to cry.
I've been under so much stress dude.
The way the phone is held up, I'm assuming that's his arm, but it looks like it really looks like it's somebody else's, like he's being held at gunpoint in like an ISIS interrogation or something.
Because I'm, I promised Eddie and Mike, I wouldn't crash out like last year.
You promise, he promised Eddie he wouldn't crash out like last year, and he betrayed Eddie.
Good Eddie, nice Eddie, wholesome Eddie.
That's disgusting, chat.
Lilen shot up, and I don't even remember the last like 48 hours.
That's mad of it.
And now that I calm down, I'm realizing all the destruction that I caused.
It just happens to me all the time.
I'm not even gonna say here and say sorry because, but like, I'm trying to explain to y'all.
Like, now that my adrenaline dumped and I'm back to Yusuf, and I open Twitter and I see what Fussy did, I'm like, I feel so much better than Halibo.
I feel free.
I feel so.
Wow, that's pathetic.
That's a really embarrassing video.
Isn't there any fucking dignity, bro?
And this is him actually insulting the managers.
You felt along that your face, Paul.
Okay.
You have nothing to say.
I can go on and defend your argument.
I have nothing to say to you other than I can't believe how disrespectful you've been to me.
I can't think how disrespectful you've been until I come to the live motherfucker.
Okay.
You make me lose.
Wait, I promise you the world.
Hey, I'll be there at 6 p.m. Tomorrow.
We didn't start till 7.
Hey, there's going to be thousands of people here.
I buy this.
Are you dumb, Money?
Listen, I don't care if I disrespect you.
That's your problem to go home when we go to the ball if you don't have them yet.
Excuse me?
You heard me.
I did.
Are you gonna like?
What the fuck are you saying?
That you remember?
You'll get your fix once you stream up on me.
And you refuse?
Yeah, you should have been in my face.
Listen, get the fuck out of my house.
Say whatever you want to me to your Z-Wister friends.
You ain't shit.
You ain't gonna be shit.
You hung out with egg listers for one day and got dropped.
You ain't shit.
You ain't ever gonna be shit.
Yeah, yeah, you got hey, I plagued you for everything.
147.
What did you do?
You're going to the ball to shop and going in the studio.
Dude, if this, if this bouncer was doing his job, he would realize that the issue here is not this guy, but this guy.
Because look, he's gathering his shit.
He's getting out.
Like, the bouncer should realize that Fouzi is the one that's like in this bizarre, hunched-over chimp posture, freaking out.
His voice is cracking.
He's tearing up.
Like, your back is turned to the problem.
And if he didn't, if he didn't do this, if he didn't be like, oh, I'm always going to take his side.
I'm never going to back him out.
He would still have a job because now Fousey's going to lose all his fucking money.
Okay.
No, I'm going to say peace.
You don't get the fuck out of my house.
It's solid.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'm going to...
Well, how did it come to my face and I'll pay for the job?
I was going to change your life.
Where does he assault him?
And let's be off the door then.
Oh no.
What did you say?
He just like, holy his bouncer is so big, and he just like and chucks him aside.
The boy is like sideways flying to the wall.
Oh my god.
Oh, finally, the dude turns around and realizes what the fucking issue is.
He did.
Socked you in the face, bitch.
Sue me.
Prediction.
He's going to get sued in his prediction.
Dude, what a fucking idiot, imbecile.
How'd this guy ever get fucking popular?
Jeez, what a fucking retard.
I think this is Evil Eddie.
Sorry.
Enigmatic.
There was a.
Yeah, Enigmatic.
That's a good one.
Enigmatic Eddie actually chooses to relieve himself from the shadows and address this issue.
All right.
I text Eddie.
Is that it for Foozie?
Question mark.
I don't know if he's typing.
He's typing, bro.
He's probably sweating over his fucking phone right now.
Yeah, no more Fousey, man.
This isn't good for anyone.
The clip could have ended there, I think.
They know if they fucked up, it makes me go bipolar.
Look at my eyes.
I'm going to shoot myself tonight.
Live.
Suicide, baiting.
Don't join the 70% Fouzi.
Don't do it.
Oh, no.
Tick.com backslash Foozy.
Done.
If he kills himself, should we complain to Cloudflare?
No, I'm just kidding.
I would never, ever, ever betray Enigmatic Edward.
Never.
I think this is one more clip of him coming down.
I'm gonna fuck your bitch and your wife in front of your fucking dead body.
That's pretty important for Arabs.
That's pretty, pretty normal for Arabs, I think.
Great.
Nick Ricada.
So we'll watch a little bit of this, I guess.
This is a series of clips from different LawTube streamers saying that Nick Ricada promised them a cut of super chat revenue and did not deliver.
But we brought in almost an entire Nissan Centra worth of super chats today, which is which is it blows my mind.
I appreciate it.
And I will be, I know that my panelists have all fielded this question, so I don't have to, but they do not, there's not like a fee sharing arrangement or anything like that.
But I am contemplating how to maybe provide something very nice for all of them because I appreciate very much how much they elevated this show.
Again, it would have just me been drunk crying into a microphone for three weeks, which would have been embarrassing.
And instead, we got really, really smart discourse from really, really great people.
And so know how much I appreciate everyone.
And I will be contacting each of you for some instructions on how I can get you something as a thank you.
Well, let's just keep it real.
Money did become a big.
Yeah, when you see what's out there, yeah.
Just so you guys understand, the thing that broke up the law to cabal is money, money, money, money.
And now thinking back.
The attempt to basically unionize it.
And I was like, oh boy.
No, you know what?
I think people didn't realize.
So when Nick was doing Rittenhouse and Johnny Depp and all these other things, having 10 lawyers come onto a stream and talk about the case is so valuable.
So valuable because don't forget that that's what definitely blew up.
I didn't see any of it.
Yeah.
And I'm thinking if you are making, some of these guys are making $20,000, $30,000 a day and you don't think about giving it to any of your, you know, just at least saying, hey, you know what?
I know you're helping me.
You're coming to my channel every day, helping me get these views and subs.
It's not me.
You know, just break off a little something or even like a gift or something.
But none of those people did that.
And matter of fact, I think Nick even promised a couple of people to actually break the wall for piece and never broke them off a piece.
So just to let everybody know, yeah, it was the thing that broke the reason why.
That's some hot gossip I never heard.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, there's, I don't know if he wants, well, there's two people.
I don't know if they want me to say their names, but they say they were promised by Nick a piece of some of the action and then it disappeared and they never got it.
Just like with Mr. Beast, tying it all together, chat.
Ricada responded to these allegations and said, this is false.
Highly disappointed to see this jealousy and outright false claims from people I helped make thousands and thousands of dollars at Nate the lawyer.
This is dot dot dot shockingly low.
Let me help.
Do I strike you as the type of person who would offer to pay a smaller channel to guests on my huge show?
I would never offer to pay someone.
Coming on my show was hugely profitable to every guest of mine.
Everett Morrell says, you are the one claiming that he said there would be direct bonding compensation when in fact he said many times he doesn't pay people come onto the channel.
They join just because they wanted to.
They don't give them exposure.
The most important collateral on the planet.
Ricada says, several people have six-figure incomes because of me.
I never asked them for a goddamn thing in return.
Only their unending, unabated loyalty and permission to use cocaine.
So, Rikata's wife had an omnibusin of her own on October 28th.
And one person, because it's just Ricada's wife, I didn't ask anybody to go to this trial.
There was no reason to.
One of the people that did was this woman who simply identified herself as a member of the public.
Rikata freaked out, called her a Kiwi fag, uploaded the video to his stream, and said, I bet this woman calls Kayla in April not attractive.
Just remember, you say that after you've seen my penis, oh, this is in regards to Aaron and Mahalt.
Just remember, you say that after you've seen my penis, remember when I saw yours?
I do.
So Rikata confirms that he and Aaron have been putting their dicks together, comparing sizes, just being weird.
Now, for clarification, this woman is a friend of Will Heron, who is a guy that's been around the sector since Ethan Ralph days.
He is not, as far as I know, even a member of the forum.
And this is just his friend.
So nobody on the forum was asked to go to the Kayla omnibus at all because there's no point.
The Ricada, the Nick case is the one that's interesting.
And then two things happened.
I don't know if they've been corrected yet, but Rikata Law LLC is now in bad standing.
He's no longer paying the annual state fees for maintaining a company in good standing.
And also, he's officially not licensed to practice law.
In order to maintain your law license in Minnesota, you have to do something called continuing legal education, which means you have to take classes for like, I think, 40 hours a year.
And you have to pay a fee, which is $275.
So he did not pay the fee and or he did not go to the CLE classes.
So his law license has been revoked.
I don't know.
I think he can get that back into good standing by simply attending class and paying the fee.
There's like an extra $100 fee for having to reinstate the law license, but it is an option.
But for right now, his company is in bad standing and his law license is revoked.
He is not authorized to practice law in the state of Minnesota.
Oh, did he finally pay it?
Okay.
Never mind.
As of now, I've been informed by my chat, who is gracious and all-knowing, that he has, in fact, paid the extortionary $274 fee, probably $374 now, because I think it was $100 even for the reinstatement.
So now he's once again a real lawyer.
Maybe he should also sort out his LLC while he's at it.
And finally, we get to make fun of a pedophile near and dear to my heart.
This is Vito Giswaldi, a man who is an open avowid pedophile.
Night Ronin says, Vito, I have two questions.
One, did you spend all the super killer money?
And two, will it ever see a printer?
Vito replies to this and says, yes, he spent all the money.
And two, it will never see a printer.
The last update to Super Killer was this timeline saying, in August, we will finish our final rounds of revisions.
In September, we will receive our printed books and all other campaign items.
And in October, we will begin shipping the final book.
This has never happened.
And super killer has not been shipped.
And there's no indication from Bito Giswaldi that he intends to fulfill the comic book Kickstarter pledge.
Which is interesting because he received $118,000 from over 2,000 DACR.
If you do the math, it comes out to $53 per person.
2,173 people gave a pedophile $53 a person on the word of Dick Masterson, aka Dax Rare, aka Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, and on his word alone, with the promise that they would receive a comic book that would completely blow Eric Jule's Isom out of the fucking water.
And it has been how long?
Oh, he put out an update just now.
Dax Rare Comic Book Delay 00:05:48
Oh, just today.
Okay.
Hold up.
Let's see.
When did this start?
I wonder.
because I feel like this has been a full year at this point.
Let's see.
We're now over a year, getting close to a year and a half ago.
Okay, May 8th was when this started.
So September, November.
It is a year and a half.
It's been a full year and a half since he started the campaign.
And this is his latest update.
You ready?
November update.
Hello, Super Killer family.
I just wanted to drop in with a quick update on our progress.
Aside from a few remaining tweaks, the inking is finally completed.
The inking?
Sir, I thought we were printing.
I thought the final round of revisions was in August.
The inking is done.
Okay.
Our remaining tasks are lettering and coloring.
Bro, I thought the inking included the coloring.
So it's just the line art.
This is the line art now.
Okay, so he's after a year and a half on the when everybody should have their fucking books at this point.
He's finished the line art and the inking of the black.
Okay.
Fingers crossed.
Okay, so they're already halfway complete, though.
Fingers crossed, we should have these tasks finalized in the next few weeks and be able to get the book off the printer before the end of the month.
Our shipping date will really depend on what order we get placed into the printing queue.
I'm hoping our order quantities are large enough that the printer can expedite us closer to the front of the line, but otherwise we're at their mercy.
I mean, you didn't get this order in months ago.
You didn't say if you tell the production companies that you are trying to make shit for a certain day months in advance, they will accommodate you, just so you know.
I'm also looking at expedite rates to see if there's any way to get the book stateside quickly rather than waiting on a slow boat to China.
Movie reference.
Okay.
Wait, so he's not even printing the book in the U.S. You're going to raise $120,000 almost for your comic book and you're not even going to print it in the U.S. Did Eric July print his comic books in the United States?
Because I feel like that's a big point in his favor, too.
At expediting shipping rates...
So he's already decided to print this in the cheapest place possible and then import them.
Wow, I wonder.
There's no fucking way.
Even with the way that shipping is right now, even if he went through and got this ordered right now, there is no fucking way that you're going to get the books printed and then shipped from a foreign country into the United States through customs and delivered to people before the end of the year.
There's no way.
Nobody will have a copy of this book by 2025.
As I said, a big reason for our delay was some necessary art revisions.
A lot of these revisions were fixes for silly continuity mistakes.
For example, example, Sam enters the diner with his costume all torn up.
Why is his costume totally fine two pages later?
How do you not notice shit like that?
Like in the fucking draft, bro.
So he's doing art the second time over.
He paid somebody to draw the line art, and there's all these fucking errors in it.
So he had to pay someone to do it twice, is what he's saying.
Spoiler, Thamathoot can indeed repair itself, but we wanted to keep Battle Damon Tham around a little bit longer.
In addition to these continuity fixes.
So he had to re-ink the entire book because of this little hole in his shirt.
Though it was necessary to improve some of the facial expressions or reactions to help sell the humor.
Okay, so instead of looking like an anime girl now, he looks like he's really sleepy.
Okay.
Wow, what a huge improvement.
I just want to like, bro, is it.
I mean, I guess it's a.
It looks really confused, I guess.
I kind of like the one with the left even more, I think.
I think that looks better.
They both look kind of silly.
Maybe these changes are subtle, but I think the book only works if we get readers laughing.
So many books are full of stoic superheroes regurgitating speeches at each other.
This book needs something to offer fun and different.
Peace and love, Vito Giswaldi.
Four comments.
When can I hold this?
This guy has been complaining.
He has left a comment saying this was a dead project on a couple pages.
Where is your limited edition Trump victory cover?
Thanks for the update.
Looking forward to it.
Glad you're not sacrificing detail for speed.
Can't wait to get my Deadpool Rick and Morty book that will totally be better than rip shit and not Reddit level cringe.
He's a backer.
That's funny.
Suffer, Vito.
I mean, the fucking plot of it's already leaked and shit.
So I don't know what he's holding out hope for.
Are these people even real?
Nobody's real.
You live on a dead internet, my dude.
The counter for kick was wrong.
Oh.
Burned Through Content Quickly 00:15:04
Okay.
God, I burned through everything so quickly.
I feel kind of bad because this is the curse, right?
When I have a lot of content, I get super organized.
I spend a lot of time doing my plot points and stuff.
And then I do such a good job of organizing my thoughts that I just get through things really quickly.
Only thing I can give you an update on is that bossman Jack has had his court dates kicked back to November 14th, so there's nothing really to report.
Let me give some janitorial updates because I haven't been able to just speak to people casually about stuff I'm up to in two weeks now.
So here's my status report.
Before the end of 2025, I have over 500 applications for moderators on the Kiwi Farms.
I intend to go through them and pick probably more than I need because right now the average report time is like 12 hours in certain boards.
So if we can get that down to like an hour, that would be great.
So my next step is to pick some new moderators for the Kiwi Farms.
I'm going to go back and upload those videos that I missed onto the RSS feed and stuff and try to get ready for what I'm going to call season three of Matt the Internet.
I intend to move back to the US this year.
I'm working on it very hard.
And I'm going to have to leave behind everything.
I've determined.
Almost nothing that I have outside of the two suitcases and my computer and my Starlink are worth paying the fees to ship to the US.
So I'm going to do something that I've never done before.
I haven't announced this on the forum yet.
I'm going to give it a second.
I will accept Amazon gift card donations from anybody who just wants to give me money because I've had people ask many times, can you accept Amazon gift cards?
It's like, no, Amazon doesn't work here, so I can't.
That's changing.
I'm going to have to buy furniture and everything, an entire kitchen set, everything.
I have nothing besides my computer.
So I literally live out of a closet using a nightstand and the squeakiest old office chair you've ever heard.
So everything needs to get replaced.
So I haven't set up a system for this yet.
I will probably find some way to give out true and honest tags or whatever to people who want to send over gifts, gift cards or shit.
I've tried being frugal and stuff.
I do have money saved up, but you're talking about travel expenses, hotels, finding a rental down payment, that kind of shit.
It adds up fast.
So if you're interested in that, I will.
I might even show people my office where all their money went after the fact.
So that's on that's one of my thoughts as well.
I'm going to finally, finally, finally pick an editor.
I'm either going to pick somebody who my plan is I'm going to do exactly what PPP does.
I'm going to give them like authorized user access to the TikTok and to the YouTube.
And I'm going to give them carte blanche to upload whatever they feel would fit within with limitations.
I want to check it to make sure it's not like going to get me banned or whatever.
But my plan is I'll just either give them 100% of the revenue, whatever it earns, for up until a certain point.
And then if it somehow makes more than like a certain thousand dollars a month, I will start a revenue share with them.
So someone's offered who I trust.
And then there are two people who currently maintain the archive channel that I need to get in touch with and make a final decision on that.
So that we can maintain a presence on the more mainstream platforms.
And then I do intend to incorporate my non-profit.
It will probably be a 501c4, not a 501c3, because I intend to lobby for changes.
And since it's a Trump government, it might actually have more success than it would under the regular current regime.
I will set that up in 2025.
And finally, for Men with the Internet, I intend to reduce my streaming to once a week.
I will stream longer and have a more organized stream, ideally.
And I will be spending the remaining time.
I might still stream because what I need to do is I need to actually commit to developing the new software.
During the election, Zenforo completely broke multiple times just due to people using the site.
And Zenforo has serious issues that I fucking despise about it.
And it's time to write the new software.
So my plan is I am going to set up a different, either like a different channel or just stream more often.
This is how it works in my head, and I don't know if I'm actually going to commit to this.
But once I get my office set up, I'm going to get a keyboard and I will do coding streams, I think.
I'll either stream it live or I'll just record myself programming and I'll upload it to like a new YouTube channel or something like that.
and see if it gets any kind of traction as like an ASMR, like background noise, work with me type deal.
Because I have to do it.
Nobody's going to do it for me.
I can't rely on other people just to make my dreams come true.
So there's a lot of stuff I want to do and I intend to do it.
The time is now, chat.
So on that note, I am cautiously optimistic.
If you didn't know, the Kiwi Farms on November 5th or November 6th, UTC time.
So November 5th, 8 p.m. Eastern Standard to November 6th, 8 p.m. Eastern Standard was the busiest 24 hours of the Kiwi Farms entire history.
We had just under 1,000 posts per hour for the entire day.
And we're at the highest concurrent user logins and user activity for the site since dropped Kiwi Farms.
We are almost back to 100% strength in terms of user counts.
So everything is looking up.
And in the last week, by the way, we added another host to our rotation.
So since February, no hosts have dropped us.
And we've actually added a couple more, even though they weren't being replaced.
So if you actually pull the A and A AA or Quad A records for the KiwiFarms.st domain, you'll see like nine different records right now because we have found an assortment of hosts that are not dropping us anymore.
So that's the roundup.
Everything's looking up and it's really just a matter of me taking things more seriously, me pulling off the band-aid and doing things that I've been putting off and really getting serious about this because 2025, 2024 was not the year I hoped it would be, but 2025, I think all the cards are aligned.
Everything is set up and I just have to knock it down.
And I'm actually really excited about the future.
And I'm excited about returning to the US and complaining about everything.
As I do.
So that's the roundup.
I will now proceed to the super chats.
And I have a very special outro song for this stream as well.
Let's open the dashboard.
Uh, Farmer Fletcher.
Wait, Farmer Fletcher for one says, happy Friday, Soccer Child, enjoy pizza.
I just fucking might, bro.
I've been calorie restricting for the last week.
And I'm hungry.
Pizza sounds really good.
I might just get a small, maybe a medium.
Maybe a large, but no sides.
You never know.
Punker housing for five says, beverage deployed, prepare for glory.
I hope you have enjoyed, my friend.
Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Master Raider for 5 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor.
The choice in theology now boils down to, would you like 72 versions or one anime waifu?
I know which one you would pick.
It's the latter.
Probably.
I mean, if that was my option, that sounds like the more righteous path.
Yugala Sneed for 10 says, Sneed not found.
Sorry, I must be connected to the KB Wi-Fi.
No, bro.
I got my Ethernet plugged in.
I did that for last stream.
I still had fucking disconnects.
Just my luck.
Thank you.
Gromless Wonder for one says, You've been killing it lately with the streams, dude.
I'm glad you enjoyed them.
I feel like I got really lazy and complacent because I was pretty fucking depressed.
Some happened that was setting my plans back and was it was starting to affect me.
And now things are looking a little bit better and I'm feeling a lot better.
Uh, Ugly Kiwi for five says, I'm actually turning in on time, tuning in on time.
Happy Pizza Day, Jewish.
Well, thank you for joining us.
I appreciate it.
Um, the numbers are really high, so I guess everyone remembered I still stream on Rumble and kick.
People forgot and they came back.
Welcome back if you haven't seen the stream in a long time.
Uh, Lucifero 210 for one says, Josh, Trump wants you as head of Troon Troon Chow, uh, the Troon extermination camp.
How proud are you?
Trump needs me.
He needs me, his top guy.
Trump thinks I'm his top guy.
Dude, I'm telling you, put me in FCC, NTIA.
Either one of those, I promise you, give me four years.
I swear to you, I'll fix everything.
Uh, Logistical Nightmare for 20 says, Happy Pizza Day, Josh.
I stumbled across a booze that you should look into.
Old Bay flavored vodka, something to celebrate with your return to your U.S. Old Bay vodka, dude.
I'm tempted.
That's I might, man.
I want to get some blue crab and some old day vodka.
I am of the fucking legal drinking age.
Are you kidding me?
Show me this shit.
Spirit of the bay, handmade.
And is this actually owned by Old Bay the Company?
Dude, it is.
Oh, it's official.
It's official vodka.
I'll get it.
I'm going to get, I'm going to hunt this shit down.
I'm going to get some old day vodka.
Mark my fucking words.
That's that top shelf Gucci shit.
Thank you.
Ace of Speds for 10 says, Money.
I have some, and now you have some too.
Paste.
Thank you.
Always barfing for 10 says, The election night stream was awesome.
Things are looking up.
Thank you for all you do, Josh.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I had a lot of fun doing the stream.
I have no gripes about it.
It was a really nice night.
Thank you.
Real Adonai for 10 says, Hey, Josh, you played this clip during your corn start stream, but you left out the beginning.
I thought you might enjoy it.
Oh, let's see what this is.
Here's the old bay vodka, by the way.
Nice.
No, dude, they got the mascot chugging vodka.
That's funny.
I bet you it tastes awful.
I'm still going to try it.
Everybody's so creative.
You ever went in the kitchen and was like, it's too many rules to cook in, and I'm sick of it.
I'm going to do whatever I want to do.
Well, you can go ahead and do it.
As a matter of fact, you can get a pan from last week that already has oil and then throw it on the stove.
Throw a big piece of ground beef in there and season it with salt and seasoning salt and black pepper.
You want to add seasoning salt and salt because one of them is not seasoned.
You understand now.
Go ahead and practice.
Yeah, that's where I started watching it for the um corn.
She's really funny.
Um, I'm not trying to be mean to her.
She's she's in on the joke.
She's in on how fucking bad that cooking is.
She's funny.
She has a million subscribers.
Holy shit.
She don't need to be told she's funny.
She knows.
Space Allen for 20 says, Ham Jam.
Thank you, Space Allen.
I appreciate it.
Are emotes broke?
What the fuck?
Did they change something on Rumble and now emotes are broke?
What a disaster.
Thank you.
Pashima Pashmina Ham Ham for 2 says, Since the CRP stream, I got curious about the Chilean Navy and I found out Chileans trained the U.S. Navy troops in a program called Southern Seas.
The more you know, did Chileans train the U.S. Navy?
Well, I guess they fucking do have a good Navy.
When you got that much coastline and nothing else, you better have a good Navy.
Humble Guardsman for three says, another shot of Liberty.
Is Liberty Old Bay seasoned?
If so, I think I'm going to get some of that.
Soccer Child, enjoy prison for 20 says, two scoops, two terms.
I love how Joe Biden was campaigning for Trump.
The end, he had a shit-eating grin on his face during the concession speech.
I did see that.
It was very funny.
I actually kind of buy into that conspiracy just a little bit.
I feel like there's so much intrigue in the Democratic Party because it's like a coalition of people who fucking hate each other and don't look like each other and don't know each other.
Or they know each other, but they don't like each other.
I can kind of believe that he was happy to see her lose.
He might have even said something like, Hey, listen here, Jack.
I can win this.
You got to trust me.
They don't give a shit.
They just like a familiar face.
I was the vice president of the black guy.
And like, no, dude, the big money won't donate to you.
It's like, okay, fine.
I'll leave, but she's going to lose.
And then he was right.
And everyone's angry.
There you go.
Paying Penguin for one says, I bet Biden is smug as fuck right now.
I bet you he is too.
Let me sit on your face.
Josh for one says, finally, Anaheim being represented on Maddy courtesy of dumbass kids and cars.
This happens every weekend, by the way.
Oh, Anaheim is the place where the Dodge Challenger made a delicious pate out of five bystanders.
Okay, I got you.
Bunker Housing for three says, Ika Sanika is Danish for no.
That is not what.
No, that's retarded.
It's probably no with like a line through the O or some shit.
Whatever the fuck he just says is probably disgusting.
Just a famous buck for two says, since slavery is back in California, have you thought about getting some slaves to moderate the forum?
What is the practical difference?
I actually am.
I'm going to commit to trying to get gifts to all the mods this year.
It's not exactly payment, but it is a thank you, I suppose.
Ace of Speds for 10 says, I'm certainly not Donald Trump.
If I were, I'd make sure the farms were safe and shit.
I'd hope so.
I would hope he would pay it forward and protect the farm.
Thank you, not Donald Trump.
Sneedo, for one, says, I got the money out of the BC game for my bet.
Meanwhile, Calshy is holding people's money for seven days.
Well, I mean, I guess they want to make sure that everything is certified first before they pay the bets.
Free Money Iowa Farms Safe 00:04:34
I did not bet.
I was super, super tempted to bet $1,000 on Trump taking Iowa because after that stupid fucking Saltzer poll came out that had him at like plus 5% or whatever, the odds for him losing Iowa were like 20%.
And I was just like, that's free money.
That's free money.
Are they fucking stupid?
He's not going to lose Iowa.
How fucking dumb can you be?
Like the return was like $250 on $1,000.
And I was super tempted.
I even signed up and shit, but then they're like, oh, you're an American?
Okay.
So what you have to do is you have to take a selfie by bending over, holding your phone past your balls, and then put your passport next to your starfish.
And then we're going to starfish print you.
I'm like, I'm not a gay nigga gimp for your dumbass fucking program.
I'm not going to fucking starfish print myself for you.
Go fuck yourself.
So I lost $200 by not betting on Iowa, but the sanctity of my starfish has been protected.
High Confessor for 10 says, Sentinel was able to watch the political stream while working on Tuesday night, and it was a good, great time.
Keep up the good work and Godsneed Kiwi Bros.
Thank you.
I'm glad that everyone had a nice, has a nice night shit posting on the Kiwi farms.
Thank you.
Banana Plugs for 5 says, happy pizza and salt day, Joshua, my non-favorite slab.
Always.
The most meaningful compliment possible.
Thank you.
Banana Plugs for One says on a completely different topic.
I was thinking how Trump and Biden were old.
How possible would a POTUS under 50 be?
Has it ever happened?
The minimum age is 35.
Did I say JFK was under 15?
46.
Yeah, JFK was young.
Youngest president.
Theodore Roosevelt was only 42?
Really?
Apparently, the median age of inauguration for U.S. presidents is 55.
We used to elect young people, but now old France never fucking die and they never leave office.
We just keep electing them.
Let's see.
It's Rad Kep for two says, praying the lefties wake up from their self-imposed agony and join us in the sunlight.
I'm so optimistic about the future.
And if they just dropped the hysterics, I could share it with them.
I agree.
I just think their minds are in the wrong place.
They want to help people by crashing the U.S. economy and abducting Mexicans from their home and forcing them to live in the U.S. and be American.
They're going to bribe them to stay.
It's like, you know, I think if people just lived in the countries that they're from and there was economic prosperity there, they'd probably be a lot happier.
But no, we have to, white people, we have a fucking savior complex and we have a fascination with the noble savage.
So it's like, we gotta, we have to atone for all these fucking crimes.
And that's something that really pisses me off about Germans.
They have something called Erang's culture or some shit.
And it's basically like Germans have this weird thing where they have a self-loathing kind of superiority complex where they're like, you talk to a German and they'll never say they love their country.
They'll never say that they're the best country in the world.
You ask a German, do you think Germany is the best country in the world?
They'll go, oh, no, of course not.
But then you ask them and they'll say, well, we have the most functional democracy in the world.
We have the most transparent government in the world.
We have the most self-defensive democracy in the world.
We have the best healthcare in the world.
We have all these things.
We have such a great work ethic and we make the best products and all this shit that they're super proud of, but they'll never say that we love Germany.
We're proud of Germany.
And in the same way, they're like, oh man, we'll never live down the Holocaust.
We have to do so much to make up for the Holocaust.
You know, the Holocaust was one of the worst things human, the worst thing humans have ever done to other humans.
The biggest tragedy, the most horrific war crime ever, the biggest genocide in history, the most ruthlessly efficient, the way that they rounded up 6 million Jews and they killed 6 million Jews in so few years.
Super efficient mass murder that will never, ever live down because it was just so efficient and brutal.
And only the Germans could have done something so horrifically awful and also very efficient at the same time.
Supporting Man Against Rights 00:11:53
It's like, like, get the fuck over it.
You know what I mean?
Like, okay, I got you.
Um, I don't know.
Hell yeah for five says, do you think China will spring its hundred year plan soon?
Um.
They build the U.S. cell towers and most of our infrastructure.
I don't think we'll have sold all that opium to them.
I do.
I firmly believe that they will reclaim Taiwan in the next 20 years.
It's going to happen.
And I think that what we're going to do, instead of trying to sacrifice a million mercs on the shores of Taipei to save Taiwan, we are very slowly bringing the Taiwanese chip.
I forget the name of it.
It has like an acronym name.
We're very slowly bringing them over.
They're opening plants in the U.S. They're not the two nanometer semiconductors or whatever.
They're the three and four ones.
But they're coming over slowly.
And I think that's what we're going to do: we're going to take the executives.
We're going to Americanize their kids.
And they're going to bring the company and their trade secrets over to the U.S.
I think that's our current gambit.
TSMC, that's it.
I truly believe that too.
I think that we're not going to militarily confront China over Taiwan.
We're instead just going to pull the blanket out from under them.
China is going to roll up to the big, enormous TSMC manufacturing, like two-nanometer semiconductor manufacturing plant.
And it's just going to be completely empty.
And they're going to be like, what the fuck?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Start smashing shit.
Where are the fucking nano conductors?
God damn it.
Schwatzwald Null for 11 says, my wife begged me to stop sending $10 every week to that weird Serbian internet guy, uppercase I internet guy.
Get on your wife.
And I promised her I would.
So here's $11 instead.
What a guy.
Respecting both his internet friends and also his wife at the same time.
Be like him.
Be like him.
Doing your mom, 2988 for 10 says, We're putting Richard Spencer in the crystal for 10,000 years.
Only 10,000 years?
I think maybe you can just put Richard Spencer in the Patrick O'Neill, Patrick O'Neill concubine era.
President Trump, please help me.
I'm dying.
Gay nigger AIDS is killing me.
Terrible, terrible thing.
But don't worry.
I'll put you out of your misery.
Musk, I need you to drop a SpaceX rocket straight down from space on Spencer.
Put him down.
President Trump.
That is exactly what the internet was made for.
Thank you.
David, S877 for 25 says, I thought the trans character in Velga was actually a man playing as a woman, playing as a non-binary, as he has man features.
I think they were deliberately trying to make him ugly so you couldn't guess what gender he was, and you had to sit and listen to his regilling tale about his identity or whatever the fuck.
Thank you.
Sergeant Wizardfist for 10 says, received several friendship breakup messages about how Trump will literally make women sex slaves and kill all brown and blacks.
Nature is truly healing.
This is a screenshot of a message that says, you're an absolute piece of shit for supporting the man against the rights of the people you consider as friends.
Your ignorance is sure to bite you in the asses soon, and I wish nothing but the worst in life.
Seriously, fuck you.
There is no excuse for your actions or words.
This election has serious consequences for us, and you played a role in it.
I mean this when I say, please never speak to me again.
Well, you know what?
Fairweather friends aren't, my dude.
Thank you.
Good luck.
It's Red Cap for two says, by the way, here's your tranny gun mental illness montage.
Oh, bro.
Oh, it's by slatzism.
Of course it would be by slatzism.
Obviously, slatsism made this.
Here we go.
music choice too.
Life could be a dream.
Sweetheart, hello.
Hello again.
Shaboom and open meeting.
Life could be a dream.
Just perfect.
Absolute, literally perfect.
Thank you.
Ace of Spence for 10 says, I hope you've moved to the States and can come out of the closet.
Jerish, we'll all be here by your side supporting you.
Oh, thank you.
I'm glad I have such a supportive community.
Why can't you just be happy for me?
Thank you.
Brianna Wu, Hyperbimbo, for one says, I was at Barnes and Noble earlier and I asked the cashier if they had Donald Trump's new book on how to deport illegal immigrants.
Did you get a response?
He did.
Brianna Wu, Hyperbimbo, for one says, and she said, get the fuck out of here and don't come back.
And I said, yes, that's the one.
Do you have that in stock?
That's funny.
Harumberger for Jesus says, you welcome the NeoGAF reset era people and opio anthem form user with open arms.
I look forward to all the new Penny Arcade form users and to the inclusive QEK Farmer registered trademark fold smug phase.
I mean, as long as they come legally, legally, we love our legal immigrants, don't we, folks?
And Brandon Lu, Hyperbimbo for 20 says, well, you covered this.
If SBCC returned, he wouldn't be loud about it, but there would be signs.
And then there is a YouTube link.
Okay, let's check it out.
Craig Vanessa, the number of states now reporting these texts are growing by the hour, it seems.
Nevada, New Jersey, New York, Maryland, South Carolina, and many more.
Just imagine getting a text on your phone saying you are just days away from becoming a slave and using black people and other people of color in several states say they are getting these messages, including university students and children in middle school.
Here's a look at one text falsely claiming the recipient has been chosen to pick cotton and has a tell the recipient to bring their belongings and that they will be searched and patted down.
Then a chilling closing message saying anyone who runs away or doesn't show up will be killed.
In Alabama, the Southern Poverty Law Center is investigating.
It has frightened a lot of people in a way that should never happen 150 years after slavery ended.
It's the wrong kind of attitude.
New York attorney crossing her office is also looking into similar incidents of racist.
Oh, this is like a giant screen.
For some reason, the perspective made me think it was like an old CRT monitor like in Fallout.
I don't know why.
It just looked like that to me.
Text with some reportedly.
Like the message would just be.
Like, you see what I mean?
The black around it was like the edges of the CRT monitor.
The white is like the frame.
And then the text is just filling up like the actual screen of the CRT.
For some reason, that's what I thought.
Incidents of racist text with some reportedly sent to middle and high school students.
James releasing a statement, reading in part, I unequivocally condemn any attempt to intimidate or threaten New Yorkers and their families.
I encourage anyone in New York who has received an anonymous threatening text message to report it to my office.
Dude, imagine, imagine being white and getting a text message that says, Dear Whitey, you now owe $10 million in reparations.
You will be forced to sell your home.
If you don't, we will kill you.
Imagine getting a text message like that and being like, oh my God, it's finally come.
Wife, wife, retrieve the AR-15s.
We're going to have to fight for our lives.
It only affects a certain demographic, I think.
Payne's Penguin, for one, says, Nick Fuentez is the quintessential example of black propaganda.
Bro, when he comes out with that shit the day after, I'm just like, this is the playbook.
Like they literally came up with this shit to try and demoralize people and get women to not vote conservative.
Like it's just so fucking obvious.
He didn't go to jail.
He went there.
He was there.
He was commanding people.
He said he encouraged, incited people to do things.
They went to jail.
He did not.
They got him by the fucking balls.
They probably already got Patrick O'Neill on a leash.
They got him on a chain like a pit bull.
There's like two feds holding the chain, and Patrick Neil's just like, give me him, give me the pussy, give me the pussy.
And they just like hold him back for a little while while he's like, okay, here's what you're going to do, little Nichols.
You're going to be reading this line.
Your next stream, you're going to be talking about how it's your body.
This is what we came up with.
And it's a good plan.
Their body, your choice.
Okay.
Can you say that with me?
He said, then the court just like pulling them back with like the spiky chains, like the spike collar and shit.
That's what's going on in that fucking Chicago basement.
Smash and slam.
Banana plugs for one says, how the fuck do you breed young boys?
Does Robert O'Neill think that men can get pregnant too?
Look, Robert O'Neill knows the truth when it comes to Nick Fuentez and the bussy and what a concubine is and breeding concubines.
And he understands that the odds are not in his favor, but he's also not going to stop trying.
Long border 241 for one says, in all seriousness, what I'm doing is DMing women support, posting Nick Clips, IG screens, Snapchat, informing them about Ali Alexander and all the fucked up stuff he does.
Dude, I need to like get a team together to redo the Nick Fuentes OP or something.
I mean, I should give that to Osama.
I think Osama can do that.
He likes to rewrite OPs.
It has to be good.
It has to be persuasive.
Osama can kind of like refurbish stuff, but I need somebody with like that, that writing talent so that when people search that shit, they find it.
The horse beater for one says, Nick Cussy.
Thanks, Sam.
Thanks, Patrick.
Prairie Dog for five says the Hispanics that voted for Trump are genetically and or phenotypically European white and Christians.
Fuentes is a fed and a faggot.
Murdoch Murdoch picked him right long ago.
No pun intended.
Yeah, there's a lot of...
I also have come to that conclusion that there are Latinos who are very obviously Hispanic whites, which is why that term even exists.
And then there are Latinos that are like Aztecs.
And the Aztecs are the one, because where the cartels and shit are, those are all historically Aztec lands, like the Nahatul people that would like do the flower wars and shit.
So my pet theory is that the really, really, really, really shitty, fucked up parts of Mexico are just the Aztecs doing what they've done for like a thousand years.
And just they do human sacrifices and shit because they're fucked up.
But then you got like the Hispanic Latinos that are like mostly Spaniards.
Prophet Muhammad Canonical Pedophile 00:04:37
And they're easier to get along with and CI with.
Paying Tanglin for one says, I've noticed a lot of misogyny and pro-Muslim sentiment in younger conservative circles.
These baby conservatives don't remember pre-911 America.
This doesn't build well for future elections.
Dude, young people who have friends who say shit like this, they have to be reprimanded.
You have to speak up, even if it makes you look uncool and say, white women voted Trump.
There is no way to continue the white race without white women.
So you have to reconcile.
Doesn't matter if you don't want to.
Doesn't matter if you're upset at mom or whatever.
If you want white babies, there is one category of person who can give you white babies.
And then the pro-Muslim shit is the prophet Muhammad.
I don't know how you can get much more convincing than the Prophet Muhammad is a canonical pedophile.
The Prophet Muhammad laid eyes on a six-year-old girl and got so hard that he said, that will be my third wife.
And then the Prophet Muhammad inserted his penis into that child at the age of nine after her very first menstrual cycle and consummated his third marriage with her.
He kept her at his side at all times throughout his entire life and declared her his favorite wife of the three.
And then when he died, in the Quran, it says that the Prophet Muhammad died in the arms of his child bride and favorite wife.
He is a child-hungry predator.
And anyone who thinks that he is a prophet of God is a fucking lunatic.
Anybody who would convert from any kind of faith or no faith to the ones that worship a pedophile should be ostracized from our society.
Their passports should be burned.
They should be stripped of rights and deported to whatever shithole Sandnigger country will take them because Islam is fucking detestable.
I don't know how the fuck this shit's been allowed to spread.
I don't know how the idea of white Sharia became a meme.
I guess it's all the glowies on poll that have spread it, but it is a fucking violent, detestable, disgusting religion.
I learned recently about the Ottoman conquest of the Byzantine Empire and Constantinople in particular.
And Mehmed II, the guy that was the successor, the guy before the guy that actually took Constantinople, when he was born, when he was ushered into rulership, the first thing he did, the very first thing that he did is legalize fratricide, killing the men in your own family to secure your rule.
And he ordered his infant baby brother slaughtered so that his rule would not be challenged.
His mother, by the way, nobody knew her name for hundreds of years because when she was buried, they buried her under a tombstone that simply reads, Mehmed II's mother.
So that is the kind of culture.
And by the way, when they did take Constantinople under, I forget his name, Suleiman, the guy with the onion hat, they raped and murdered absolutely everybody in the city.
And they bore the head of the guys that kept the city on a pike in the middle of the town.
Not to mention, by the way, the Turkish obsession with boy sex and boy harems.
All the white boys that were living in southern, all the white Slavic boys that were living north of Constantinople when the Ottomans took that over, they were systemically sexually mutilated and sold into sex slavery because the Ottomans love boy ass.
And the ones that were not sexually mutilated were recruited into the janissaries, which was the fighting force that they used to wage their wars.
So they basically abducted all the men of these regions.
They abducted all the girls, of course, and raped them too in their harems.
And then they raped the boys as well because they're rapist freaks.
And then they sent the ones that they didn't rape and sexually mutilate to go die in their wars for them.
And that's why Bosnians are the worst people because they took it and they never rebelled.
At least the Albanians rebelled.
Albania is so gross because it's just Turks now.
Every single white person in Albania was slaughtered after they rose up.
Bosnia never did.
Serbia maintained its integrity.
Even though it was an Iulat or whatever of the Ottoman Empire.
I hate Muslims.
I hate them so fucking much.
And they have no place in this country.
MK9 Ultra, for once, my boyfriend always asks if I'm watching the homoerotic podcast because I started streaming to the TV at the start of the racket spiral.
Your Fuentes idea killed any defense I had for you.
White Supremacist Fixes Everything 00:15:43
Listen, bro, listen.
There's always a man for the job.
And when Nick Fuentez thinks that rape is funny, then guess what?
Maybe we should let him in on the joke.
Maybe we should give him exactly what he wants.
We got a man out there who serves our country valiantly and he wants boy-ass concubines.
Okay, well, guess what?
I have a volunteer for you.
He thinks that rape is hilarious.
Why don't we just give him what he wants?
Saxon Bear for 10 says, I feel so bad for all the people who are going to die now that Trump was elected, just like they died last time he was elected.
Ripped to you.
Dude, I think that also helped his odds the second time around because it's like the economy was better and there was no holocaust of minorities or gays.
So what the fuck are you afraid of?
Just get over it.
Paying Penguin for one says, I would like to remind everyone that even if Donald Trump pardons every single Jan 6 protester, it doesn't magically unfuck the last four years of their life.
Don't stick your neck out for a politician.
It's true.
It's completely fucking true.
I'm sure that he probably will pardon them once he's in office, but it's like you have no idea how fucked up those people are.
Even the ones that didn't get jail time and just copped a felony or they got like a little jail time, like three or six months and they copped a felony, it ruined your life.
Like you're a convicted felon.
Nobody wants to hire you.
You can't do things.
You can't travel.
It really fucks you over.
Limits your potential.
Sneed and Feedan for two says, Nick Fuentes could redeem himself from being a double-dealing faggot by gay ops his way to 2nd January 6th.
Trump won, bro.
What are you going to do?
We're going to go to the Capitol building and stop Kamala Harris from certifying the results and making herself president.
Is that the plan?
You just got to sneak into the Capitol and go, yes, Queen Slay.
Deadly Hollowed for five says, a very nice surprise is Dylan Mulvaney never showing up in this election.
I can only hope he decided to Minecraft himself.
You know what?
I am so curious that I'm going to look this up.
I remember that after the full year, he kind of dipped.
I wonder if he's still doing something.
Well, here's Dylan Mulvaney, half a billion likes.
Let's see if he's still doing shit.
Something went wrong.
Oh, there we go.
200,000 plays.
When was this posted?
One day ago.
Oh, this is hot, fresh content.
Let's check this out.
He's wearing a shirt that says, Don't mess with trans kids.
Oh, it's just pictures.
Day 970.
Today, my heart is with trans kids and their families.
I will do everything I can to support you.
I love being trans and no one can strip away the euphoria that transitioning has brought me.
I love being a woman.
No one can take that away from me.
No matter who is president, I will be donating to the Trevor Project to help provide crisis services for queer and trans youth who will be directly impacted.
And there's a link to my bio.
Bro, you are the fucking reason she lost.
No doubt, Tranny's.
Oh, God.
He's got like a bra on or something.
He's got, ew, he's got like bitch tits now.
That's recent.
He must be on hormones now.
This guy is like people, normal people.
You take a Latino guy that has a wife and kids, and he sees this and was like, this is the Democratic Party.
No, how do you say thank you?
Porphy Voras, please.
Gracias.
No gracias, amigo.
No gracias.
No megusta.
That's no bueno.
Adios.
Get the frick out of my sight.
The horse beater for one says, old Niaga.
Odd Niaga.
I don't know what that means.
Sneeto for two says, bruh.
Oh, my God.
We got a bruh.
We got a bruh alarm here.
Photography, you want to show, and there's males and females, bro.
I'm gonna be real with you.
This is a thing that, um, it's true, women do do this, but also that thing where like tick tockers like use a filter to put themselves on top of like another video to show their reaction, and it's just them like staring into space-that's the worst trend ever.
Men and women are guilty of doing this.
I don't know why the fuck it's a thing.
The format of like me like dancing in front of a video, like I'm some kind of retarded weatherman in front of a green screen or whatever the fuck.
And I'm trying to be like, This is the most theory of thing ever.
And then there's like a news article behind you, like physically green screen behind you, is the worst format that mankind has ever come up with.
It is the absolute fucking worst thing.
I hate it so fucking much.
We should criminalize it.
I don't know.
I don't even know why it's so popular.
I guess because it's so easy to do.
It's like if I, it generally angers me so much that when I see a video shared and it's the fucking dancing ghost of the TikToker in front of like a video or still image, I just immediately turn it off.
Like, I don't care what you have to say.
I'm not going to listen to you.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't know who you are.
I don't care why.
Why should I give a fuck about your opinion?
Why can't I just read the article myself and come to a conclusion?
What is the dancing specter of some hoe, some some greasy, curly broccoli boy underscore one on TikTok?
What input do you have on my opinions?
Fuck you.
Holy How for five says, Hope you're having a good week.
Josh reminded always it's 2016 again.
It does feel very 2016.
It feels a lot like Christmas, actually.
Thank you.
Morlich, for once, Slav Kaik here, Tel Aviv is notoriously paused.
City, he got butt-fucked by a hairy, big hairy Israeli, and then there's smiley faces at the end.
Thanks for the input.
It was a life-changing experience, or that's how we refer to it.
The horse beater for once says, Sue me, Nibba.
I don't give a fuck.
It's tax-free.
Oh, man.
You know, once Trump wins, once Trump wins, all these super chats, it's tax-free, bitch.
It's tax-free.
It's tax fucking free.
All your Amazon gift cards tax-free.
Thank you.
Sneeto, for once, Obama phone.
I don't know what this is.
Let's see.
Obama!
You got Obama phone?
Yeah!
Yes, everybody in Cleveland, low minority, got Obama phone.
Keep Obama, president.
You know, he gave us a phone.
He gave you a phone.
How'd he give you a phone?
You sign up if you're a you're full stamps, you all social security.
You got low income, you disability.
Hey, I'm your voice.
Okay, what's wrong with Romney again?
Romney, he sucks.
Yeah, 92%.
I wonder why.
Bomb.
Uh-huh.
Bunker.
Thank you, by the way.
Munker Asling for 4 says, Can you give us the lore?
What happened between Rakeda and Legal Bites?
I'm not entirely sure.
I think that they just had a.
I mean, everybody abandoned Rakeda eventually because of his behavior.
That's my guess.
Dr. Fetus for 5 says, I was at a friend's house a couple weeks ago and their carbon monoxide detector in their basement kept chirping.
I was the only one laughing at it.
Big twist is that it was a white household.
Yeah, that's not good.
You kind of need those.
You couldn't die from carbon monoxide, you know.
Kadoo for $100 says, get back to the States loser.
We're reaching peak hilarity here, bro.
I'm on my way.
I heard that.
I heard my boy Trump want my way.
I'm packing.
I'm throwing shit into the bag.
Booking tickets.
I'm on Zillow.
We're going to find it.
Thank you very much.
Tech Controller for 10 says, when you sell it, will you set up a P.O. box so we could order tools and appliances that people don't like giving Amazon money and have it sent there?
You can send me whatever gift card you want.
I don't know, because I don't know where I'm going to be staying long term.
I'm going to get like a temporary place and then I'm going to, I guess, buy a house like a normal fucking person at some point.
So I don't want to get a P.O. box because I don't know if I'll be in the area for too long.
Cooliadante for 10 says, Infinity Next Two Boys.
I'm feeling lucky this time, bro.
I have lessons of war, man.
The lessons of war.
I got this figured out.
Thank you.
I'm Timado for one says, Josh, I know you're busy, but will you stream a new life is strange?
I want those games being made just so you'll keep streaming them.
Yeah, I do intend to at some point.
Before my break, I think.
I'll probably stream it on the weekends so I can put out put the Montgomery and stuff.
Crispy Legs for 10 says, happy Friday.
Sound very happy today.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I am feeling pretty good today.
Bloop for 5 says, positive poly forever.
You're going to make it vinegar boy.
I am going to make it.
I'm going to drink all the vinegar.
I'm going to go to Buffalo.
I'm going to eat all the, I'm going to eat all the buffalo wings, the most vinegary buffalo wings.
If you live in Buffalo and you know what's a super good, vinegary buffalo place, let me know.
And then I'm going to go get some old day vodka.
Now, Scott 5 for 5 says, what's your theory on where the 15 million Democratic voters went?
I think that those are extremely, from what I saw, don't jump down my fucking throat, but from what I saw, people were calling that shit like mid-election.
Like only 50% of California's votes were in.
And it's like, yeah, of course the total number of votes are low.
They haven't finished counting them.
So I think that people got way too antsy to say that the numbers didn't line up because they didn't even wait for the election to finish before they started comparing the voter turnout.
And it's like, you know, maybe wait first.
I think that's misinformation.
I think that's probably, if you try to fact check that later in like a week, it'll not make sense.
Total Gunt Victory for One says, Vivek Patel, Vance's wife, and big tech cozing up to Trump Trump's presidency is going to be full of poo.
Have a curry pizza for pizza.
I hate fucking curry is so fucking gross, man.
Don't even joke about that.
And it stinks.
And it makes your sweat stink.
It's fucking gross.
If you're a poogee listening to this and you're like, how do I integrate into white culture and stop getting racist comments about my body?
Stop eating fucking curry.
Go eat tacos and pizza like a normal person.
Sneedo over one says, PPP, do you want to read Mr. Nubbly's comic?
There was a recurring joke where I kept trying to convince PPP and Andy to read the Mr. Nubbly comic and they refused.
They could not make it more than like a couple panels before giving up.
That reminds me.
Oh no.
Wait, hold up.
Hold up.
Did he put out?
He promised us one after the election.
No.
Okay.
It'll be next Tuesday, I think, is when his next comic's going to be out.
Gromless Wonder for 5 says, you have a 10-minute meeting with Trump scheduled tomorrow.
You can ask him for one reasonable thing within his power and he will grant it.
What do you ask for?
Fair access to financial services.
There's a specific OCC rule that was put on pause.
He needs to lift it.
I maintain there are a couple moving parts that are very important to freedom on the internet.
But the main thing is the ability for people to make a living off their freedom.
If you cannot make money doing what you want to do, doing what people want to give you money for, you can't do it.
You're hindered from doing it.
It just doesn't make sense economically to do it.
Like if I have the option of doing my streams or making six figures, you know, $500,000 a year in Google, It would be a genuinely difficult decision for me to decide if I want to continue to be the Kiwi Farms guy or if I want to be at Google making a network engineer salary of like half a million dollars or something.
You know what I mean?
Like that would be a really genuinely difficult choice.
But if I was able to monetize the Kiwi farms, I would probably make more than that.
Like maybe, especially if I could grow it, because then I could do stuff to benefit.
I could reinvest money into the site.
I could hire people to help with the shit that I want to do.
Right now, it's like if I don't do it myself, it never gets done.
You know what I mean?
So, number one priority: if Trump really gives a fuck, if he really knows what he's doing, he needs to make it so that people can buy and sell from whomever they please as long as it's legal with very little oversight and recourse that they get denied.
If he fixes that, he fixes everything.
The main reason why the enemy has been able to capture institutions and sway influence is that the people who want to influence people and promote their policies are disincentivized from doing so, and it crushes them.
And it's very difficult to eke by a living when you are the bad guy and the card processors are coming after you.
He fixes that.
Everything else will he fixes that.
Everything else falls into play.
He fixes that, everything else will sort itself out.
Holy hell, for two says, Joe Biden is from Delaware.
Bruh, that explains so much.
Delaware.
Blurt Bloop for once says Mr. Double E.
And I already explained that that's not happening today.
Dad of them for five says at dad of them.
That's weird.
I'm on the internet for five says YouTube blank.
Josh, this is short, but can you imagine a white supremacist throwing a rattlesnake at you?
I guess I'll watch.
How long is this white supremacist gangs putting snakes in road by driveway?
Racial death plots by law enforcement.
So this guy saw a rattlesnake in his driveway and thought that a white supremacist did this.
Okay, I guess I'll play.
That sounds funny.
This guy's a white supremacist.
And he had a little white boy yelling and screaming out the window.
I was inside the house.
Took me a while before I actually took me a couple minutes before I got to the lookout.
The one I heard the dog.
Did he kill that poor snake?
Then all of a sudden, I've seen that.
They've seen a dead snake in there.
We've been racing up and down the road ever since these white supremacist gangs.
They put this out in front of you, put a dead bird in.
Dude, this is just like when racist white people dumped tons of plastic snow over Texas, and only black people with butane lighters were able to discover that it was fake snow.
Casting Couch Crab for 10 says, orange.
Thank you, Casting Couch Crab.
I appreciate it.
Very orange indeed.
High Confessor for 10 says, Fouzi was one of those train wreck channels back in 2016 that people liked to watch because he was unhinged.
Now he's just a cringe retard like Leafy.
Sounds about right.
I only know Fouzi because that guy with the clown avatar did a video on him.
I had never heard of him before or after that until like super recently.
That's the only reason why I know anything about him.
Dad of them for two says, God bless you, Josh.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Coco for two says, it tastes like old day.
Here are the tasting notes.
Do we have a Nubly update?
And there's a YouTube link.
I don't spoil the old day vodka for me, you asshole.
Ace of Spence for two says, Ixanika is also in Swedish.
Uneducated Democracy Strengths 00:04:16
It's not meant to be a simple no.
It's meant as no way, Jose.
Ah, I see.
That's why it's so sing-song-y.
Ixaniksa.
Okay, I got you.
Thank you.
Steeno for one says, have you heard that a baby hippo named Mu Dang ate a cake that said Trump would win?
And people in the replies want it killed.
No, leave Mu Dang alone.
What the fuck?
That's tragic.
Cole Cole, for one, says they say they get mandatory enslavement messages, but they never claim the messages are false.
I think you're being optimistic.
Rat Lord111 for one says, overtime tax-free, boosh.
That's right.
That's right.
Tax fucking free.
See no for five says Redditors want to deport their Latino neighbors.
And then there is a Reddit lies link.
Let's check them out.
Probably Redditor saying, oh, yeah, I think I saw this.
So these are messages from Reddit.
Latino men can't imagine about a woman having the slightest power over them against their own interests as long as it's not a woman.
So stupid to have that.
Have fun getting deported.
Here's hoping the young men and Latinos experienced the worst four years of their lives.
Are you seriously asking how poorly educated religious zealots fell?
I guess I'm not free to feel empathy for them.
When a lot of families, these are all different messages, by the way.
When a lot of families get deported, I'm going to have zero sympathy as we watch their families get torn apart.
Uneducated people.
They are simply uneducated.
Uneducated should be a slur.
Someone says that you're uneducated.
What does it mean?
Oh, I didn't go to dicks.
Like, oh, I have a PhD in dick sucking.
Oh, you're a very highly educated man.
I bet you vote Democrat.
And then the guy, like, I never took a single dick second course in my entire life.
Oh, you must be an uneducated Trump daughter.
They're homesick.
I guess the reasons their home countries are so crappy is that they're actually not that smart.
It's one thing to say uneducated.
It's another thing to say not that smart.
I guess I am for deportation now.
I hope they get deported.
By the way, one of the funniest things that I saw during the election was an exit poll in Dearborn, Michigan, which is the most Muslim county in like the entire U.S.
It was like 40% Trump, 33% Jill Biden, or no, not Jill Biden, the other one, Jill Stein.
Jill Stein.
They voted Green Party over Kamala because of the Palestine War.
Oh, I guess all that fucking diversity is our strength shit.
Didn't fucking work out, huh?
It must suck.
Latinos voted for Trump and the Muslims voted for fucking Green Party.
I'll be happy, retards.
You ruined the entire fucking country and you made it a Muslim shithole in Michigan and they don't even fucking vote for you.
They hate you.
Hope it's fine.
I hope it's worth it to piss off the white people.
Debugs, for one, says, I'm Hispanic, and it seems like most of my neighborhood voted for Trump.
Even my father, who isn't that big of a fan of Trump, voted for him.
They don't want that ugly Jackie Singh looking Puda Kamala.
I can't blame them.
Ice Mexican for 10 says, Latinos will only continue to go farther and farther, right?
We literally bring in about an American halabunga and all the races, but whites will go back.
El Juden, L Blacks, L Libcugs.
Yeah, it's going to be when the halabunga happens in the U.S., it's going to be like the Chinese and the Latinos.
They're going to be like, the Latinos are just going to say, like, yeah, we can.
What's going to happen?
The Asians are going to take over because there's going to be so many of them.
Like, okay, so we have to get rid of all these stinky people who did not pay any tax money so that we can enact glorious American piracy.
And then they're like, okay, who do we get to enact the halabunga?
And I'm like, okay, we will go through the Home Depot and we will hire Americans.
And we will make them our Schrushtafer.
And they're like, okay, that sounds like a plan.
And the white people are going to be like, and be like, oh, no, this is so, this is bad for our democracy to do this.
And they're not going to, they're going to like quietly, like sheepishly, oh, no, we can't do that.
That's not good.
And they're going to vote for it secretly, but they'll never, never, never admit to it.
That's what's going to happen.
Shake Sun Never Forgets Outro 00:05:43
Thank you.
Google Dante for 20 says, Vlad the Impaler was trained as a janissary.
He grew up, returned to his homeland, proceeded to brutally massacre tens of thousands of Ottomans and Bulgarians.
Never lose sight of your dreams.
That's the best way.
Living the best revenge is living your best life.
Never forget that, chat.
Never forget that.
Thank you.
Tribo Neil Breen for five says, total white pill victory.
That's true.
The white pills, we're running out of them.
We're running out.
And Cino for one says, don't worry, Gabe Hoffman and the entirety of Israel will protect Mudang.
They fucking better.
They owe us.
We give them so many guns.
The least they can do is protect the hippo.
All right.
I have one more.
Oh my God.
No hamster this stream and no green background.
I've completely fucked.
I've been so energetic.
I completely fucked up everything.
Okay.
I won't forget the outro hamster.
So one last secret news update for everybody.
If you have been around for a while, you'll probably know that Reddit became fascinated with this weird song that nobody could find the source of.
And after 10 years, they found the source of it.
This is, it turned out that the song was called Subways of Your Mind by a West German band from Kiel called FEX.
And after notifying the band from, they performed the song at Hoa Fest and it was broadcasted.
The recording that people are familiar with was broadcast on the Nord Deutsche Rudenpunk, which is their PBS basically.
Then they notified the band.
The band immediately went to the German copyright office and copyrighted the songs.
They didn't realize anyone would actually give a fuck.
And a true genuine copy of the most mysterious and serious song on the internet was found.
And my computer is fucking nervous.
Okay.
Okay.
And I'll be playing that as the actress song.
So never give up on your dreams because even Reddit didn't.
They found the song.
I'll never have another reason to play those songs, so I figure it might as well be now.
Thank you for watching.
I hope you guys have had a great week.
I really appreciate everybody's support and the number of people who have tuned in today.
It means a lot to me.
And I'll see you guys on Tuesday.
Take it easy.
Bye-bye.
Marino, the sideways of your mind.
Like the wind.
The wind from somewhere.
Let us far be your home panel.
There's no place for when it's all over.
Time for young and restless news.
Shake it in, shake it off, but the sun will never shine.
I don't know.
Paranormal, anyway, the sunways of your mind.
Shake it in, shake it off.
It's the sum of blues, paradise, cherry off.
It's a good excuse, shake it in, shake it off.
It's the sum of blues, paradigm, cherry off.
It's a good excuse, shake it in, shake it off.
It's the sum of blues, paradigm, cherry off.
It's a good excuse, shake it in, shake it out.
It's the summer blues, paradise, cherry off.
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