Mad at the Internet - DENIED‽
Aired: 2024-09-24
Duration: 03:12:06


=== Manual Cash Trigger (06:44) ===

[00:01:13]  They tried to make me stream on time and I said no, a no in the hello chat.
[00:01:21]  I'm a little bit late because I was working on the actual stream overlay for a bit.
[00:01:25]  My next bug that I should fix is the fucking kick viewer account because that's really pissing me off.
[00:01:31]  But what I was working on was this.
[00:01:33]  Hold up, let me make sure I get this correctly.
[00:01:35]  I want to do this in real time and see if this actually fucks up.
[00:01:40]  Okay.
[00:01:42]  Let's see.
[00:01:44]  Typing it in right now.
[00:01:45]  This is really stellar content.
[00:01:49]  This is the first time I've ever had to do this.
[00:01:52]  So I had to write a completely new system for it.
[00:01:56]  Of course, every single thing in this is spelled completely weird.
[00:02:02]  Okay, I have.
[00:02:06]  Okay, I got you.
[00:02:07]  First line out of three, almost done.
[00:02:19]  Almost done.
[00:02:20]  Okay.
[00:02:21]  Moment of truth, chat.
[00:02:22]  Does this work?
[00:02:24]  It does.
[00:02:25]  It does.
[00:02:26]  We have a $100 super chat through the United States Postal Service as the platform from Derogatory.
[00:02:34]  Says, dear Johua Connor Moon, parentheses, cyberbully, you are a neighbor.
[00:02:39]  You never read my super chats.
[00:02:42]  This is so wrong to the effect that I manually wrote away so that I can trigger a super chat from the U.S. postal system with a money order that I actually was able to cash or the mail guy was able to cash.
[00:02:58]  Isn't that great, Chad?
[00:02:59]  Don't we live in a hypersonic futuralistic world where you can send mail and it has money in it, and then the money is deposited, and then you can have your super chat read anyways through the mail.
[00:03:11]  Isn't that crazy?
[00:03:12]  It's crazy.
[00:03:13]  I may be the first person literally ever in the history of all streamers across all platforms across all human history that has read a certified mail order super chat.
[00:03:25]  That's nail mailed that fucker.
[00:03:28]  Okay, great.
[00:03:30]  I do love it.
[00:03:31]  I'm going to choose a different icon.
[00:03:32]  I really love the old postal service stamp.
[00:03:35]  It's the old one that shows up in the money orders.
[00:03:37]  Ironically, they changed it now, the logo for the post office.
[00:03:40]  But I guess they printed like 10 million money order receipts somewhere and they never went through them in like the 70s.
[00:03:48]  So now they have just like a surplus of money orders and they haven't bothered to change the design.
[00:03:53]  If you go ahead and get one, you get the old post office logo on it still as a security marker.
[00:03:59]  Cool, excellent, great.
[00:04:03]  We're off to a good start.
[00:04:04]  Should I talk more about money?
[00:04:06]  is that what no let's i'll i'll reorganize this I'll talk about money after this.
[00:04:11]  Yeah.
[00:04:11]  Yeah, I'm liking that layout more.
[00:04:14]  Okay, I'm going to shill for some homies on the queaky forums, okay?
[00:04:21]  This is homie Gecko Goy, who for whatever reason continuously thinks that I'm angry at him at random, and I don't know why.
[00:04:28]  So let me clarify.
[00:04:30]  I am not mad at Gecko Koi.
[00:04:32]  I will instruct people to play his fucking space station sim.
[00:04:37]  It's kind of picked.
[00:04:38]  I think it's picked up steam a little bit because I see more people talking about it.
[00:04:42]  Now you might notice there's a little cute little Kiwi tag up here that says community.
[00:04:46]  What does that mean?
[00:04:47]  What is this community tag?
[00:04:48]  What is it doing?
[00:04:49]  Well, I have seen fit to create a community tag because this person named Baba is you has opened Kiwi Fortress unofficial.
[00:04:59]  And here are the rules.
[00:05:01]  But you can play Team Fortress 2 with other retards.
[00:05:05]  His server is in the EU, I think.
[00:05:07]  So Ameramuts lose out, as always.
[00:05:11]  And now we have two different community servers, I guess.
[00:05:14]  The player at your own risk.
[00:05:16]  If you get super ducks because you're mic spamming the N-word and playing demo night on Team Fortress 2 server, I guess you deserve it.
[00:05:25]  That being said, I have noticed, and this is an interesting notice, as a noticer myself, I'm surprised it took so long to notice this, but I was looking for a thread in the games board.
[00:05:40]  And I went to the games board and I went and controlled F, and I didn't find it.
[00:05:44]  And then I realized, oh my God, all these posts are like in the last half hour.
[00:05:48]  So then I went to the second page and I control F.
[00:05:52]  And you can see this poster from yesterday.
[00:05:55]  Then I went to the third page.
[00:05:56]  And the thread I was looking for is on the third page.
[00:06:00]  I'll let you wager a guess at what thread I was looking for.
[00:06:04]  But it was on the third page.
[00:06:06]  And I realized the games board is like really popular.
[00:06:10]  And I didn't even know.
[00:06:11]  The games board causes so few problems for the rest of the site that I've never stooped to notice that it's actually one of the busiest boards on the site.
[00:06:19]  We have no designated games-only moderators.
[00:06:22]  I don't think I get any reports from the games board.
[00:06:26]  It's just people playing games, and it's really active.
[00:06:28]  And I was actually really shocked to see that.
[00:06:33]  If you are somebody interested in video games, I guess we do have a board for you.
[00:06:36]  And I've never bothered to even notice this.
[00:06:39]  I read the site all the time.
[00:06:40]  I read the on-topic portions of the site.
[00:06:43]  I'm not much of a video game player anymore, so I rarely have any reason to look.
[00:06:48]  But of course, I've been playing a little bit more games than usual.
[00:06:51]  So I have looked.
[00:06:52]  And I was like, wow, that's crazy.
[00:06:54]  And of course, the areas of the site that I do pay attention to are like the moderator board in this area right here.
[00:06:59]  I constantly have a backlog of 50 fucking reports.
[00:07:02]  I clean this fucker out and then I have 50 more fucking reports the next morning because everyone's mad at each other.
[00:07:08]  And it's always the articles and happening Spergs.
[00:07:14]  It's either like here's what creates the most report volume on the Kiwi forms, ready?
[00:07:20]  People will get into like a political slap fight on the main on-topic threads and then someone will get really annoyed and report every single post over like eight pages.
[00:07:30]  And then I have like 50 fucking reports to deal with in that board or in that one thread and I have to close them out one at a fucking time and it's the biggest pain in the ass ever.
[00:07:40]  And then the other one is just like Politispergs like yelling at each other and having having little tizzy tantrums.
[00:07:47]  And then approximately half of all reports are people posting phone screenshots at a 4k resolution for no fucking reason.

=== Visa Monopoly Power (06:17) ===

[00:07:57]  And then it's like an eight megabyte image that I have to just thumbnail for them and yell at them.
[00:08:02]  If you ever like follow my activity on the site and you see me randomly like yelling at people for not posting thumbnails, that's why.
[00:08:11]  It's because they got reported and they posted a 4K fucking phone screenshot and a thread that was eight megabytes big.
[00:08:18]  And then I yelled at them for it.
[00:08:21]  Roz of a Jani, literally.
[00:08:25]  So in the theme of the money stuff, Visa, Visa card, yes, that one is being sued by the Department of Justice with an antitrust case for anti-competitive practices.
[00:08:42]  And unfortunately, this does not have the things that I would like to see, such as it's stifling freedom of speech by shitting on random merchants.
[00:08:50]  This is much more higher level, which is why it has even the Department of Justice has even bothered.
[00:08:56]  It's because it's pissed off other big companies, specifically Apple, Square, which is, I think Square, no, Stripe is the one owned by Jack Dorsey, the Twitter guy.
[00:09:06]  I don't know who, I think Squares is, no, I don't know who owns Square.
[00:09:11]  It's some random tech guy, though.
[00:09:13]  So Visa's terms, Visa has a monopoly, and it has a monopoly in a way that you may not realize.
[00:09:20]  Visa card grosses $7 billion a year.
[00:09:23]  $7 billion a year.
[00:09:26]  And the Department of Justice correctly identifies that even though they charge like 3% plus 30 cents for every single transaction, the amount of money that a transaction costs to actually traverse their system is basically nothing.
[00:09:42]  So it's almost a 100% gain on charge for MasterCard.
[00:09:46]  They make inconceivable amounts of fucking money.
[00:09:49]  And therefore, the only way that they can lose money is if people do what they do better and for less, which of course, many, many companies in a $7 billion pie would be willing to do.
[00:10:02]  So how do they fuck with other businesses?
[00:10:06]  Well, they actually buy a lot.
[00:10:08]  If you try to look at a lot of different, I was searching for a payment processor that met certain criteria.
[00:10:15]  And I'll get to that at the end of the stream as to why I was doing that.
[00:10:19]  But I was looking at these and I realized that a ton of them, a huge number of them said a Visa company, a Visa solution.
[00:10:28]  Sorry, everything's a solution in the IT world.
[00:10:30]  You don't have companies.
[00:10:31]  You don't have products.
[00:10:32]  You have solutions.
[00:10:34]  So everything was a Visa solution because they would buy out these companies and then annex them and reincorporate them into the monstrosity that is Visa card as a corporation.
[00:10:44]  But then the Department of Justice said something that even I, even I, as the most violent, vitriolic banker hater that the world has ever fucking seen, including that guy, the Department of Justice said something that even I didn't know.
[00:10:59]  And then I was actually shocked.
[00:11:01]  And what they allege is not that Visa card itself has a total monopoly on everything related to payments.
[00:11:09]  It's that they have a monopoly specifically on debit cards.
[00:11:15]  They say that Visa has a near 100% monopoly on debit cards.
[00:11:21]  So sure, you have a little bit of a duopoly with the credit cards and you got Diners Club and Amex, like anybody fucking uses them and they hold like 10 to 20% of the market.
[00:11:31]  But with debit cards, they have a near universal presence with every bank for actual transfers with just cash.
[00:11:40]  And I didn't even know that.
[00:11:42]  And they said that very specifically, Visa has stomped out PIN code transactions.
[00:11:48]  So there used to be a way back in the day, back in the 70s and 80s, for banks to send money to each other using just a pin code and ACH, and that was it.
[00:11:58]  And you didn't have to go through Visa.
[00:12:00]  And then they did something using very anti-competitive, what they call price cliffs, where they would, if you don't meet like their transaction ratios, they charge you more money.
[00:12:10]  So you're incentivized to send more traffic through their payment networks.
[00:12:14]  And through that, they have killed the old ways that banks sent money to each other.
[00:12:18]  So it has to go through Visa.
[00:12:20]  And just imagine, just imagine how much better the fucking world would be if you could use your debit card to buy something and not have to go through a Visa card system or a MasterCard system.
[00:12:31]  Just regular bank-to-bank transfers.
[00:12:33]  I've been fucking begging for that for 20 fucking years.
[00:12:36]  And the Department of Justice has said that they're intentionally making it so that banks can't do things in a more sane and tolerable way by punishing them and punishing merchants for not sending enough traffic through their networks.
[00:12:51]  And if that fixes that, if that fixes it so that you can use a debit card to buy something on the internet without it having to go through some black box you can't have any access to, never know what the fuck happens.
[00:13:03]  Decisions are made without your understanding and there's generally zero recourse.
[00:13:08]  If that gets fixed, that's like a genuine benefit to all of humanity, really.
[00:13:16]  I think there's something else that I want to say about this that I found interesting.
[00:13:20]  Let me think.
[00:13:22]  Anti-competitive.
[00:13:23]  Yeah, no, that's it.
[00:13:25]  I was really disappointed to see that there was nothing for the merchants, but the debit card thing kind of is a thing for the merchants.
[00:13:31]  The lawsuit happened because PayPal and Square and Apple Pay was the big one.
[00:13:37]  Visa basically pays Apple a huge dividend to not make Apple Pay work without Visa.
[00:13:45]  They pay Apple to not do something.
[00:13:48]  And the Department of Justice says that's a quintessential anti-competitive thing where it's like there could be all these fintech innovations in the world, but they're specifically paying companies not to try and do new stuff, which is the whole point of the antitrust lawsuits is to get things moving.
[00:14:06]  Like if you have companies that are so big that they're holding people back and holding society back, then that is the quintessential target of an antitrust suit.

=== Visa Is Evil (04:19) ===

[00:14:15]  So that was one of the things that uses evidence to say like Visa is fucking evil.
[00:14:19]  And if the Department of Justice says that you're fucking evil when you're a big banking company, you're probably actually fucking evil.
[00:14:26]  You probably are never going to get the justice you actually deserve, but you are pretty fucking evil.
[00:14:32]  Great.
[00:14:34]  I need like a genuine sticker I can put on my screen on OBS right now that just says the government did something.
[00:14:41]  The government did something, boys and girls.
[00:14:43]  The government is suing MasterCard and Visa card.
[00:14:45]  And that's a good, here's why that's a good thing.
[00:14:47]  Let's unpack that real quick.
[00:14:52]  Man, fucking Kick still says I have zero viewers.
[00:14:54]  That pisses me off.
[00:14:55]  I like my big numbers.
[00:14:57]  490, but it's not reporting.
[00:14:59]  I'm going to have to fix that.
[00:15:00]  That really pisses me off.
[00:15:04]  Okay, cool.
[00:15:07]  Next.
[00:15:08]  Next.
[00:15:08]  Oh, shit.
[00:15:09]  I'm talking about the news.
[00:15:10]  And do I, where the news hamster?
[00:15:13]  Bam.
[00:15:14]  Star of the show.
[00:15:17]  Your Oshi.
[00:15:19]  Trump assassination attempt suspect, Ryan Ruth's son.
[00:15:24]  So this is three degrees of separation from anything you care about.
[00:15:27]  Trump shot at at Marz-O-Lago by Ryan Ruth.
[00:15:32]  He's in jail.
[00:15:34]  They're charging him.
[00:15:36]  And he's not given bond.
[00:15:38]  His son is this guy.
[00:15:42]  And he is being held on shop.
[00:15:44]  Oh, I love all these pop-ups.
[00:15:45]  Please, more.
[00:15:46]  I need more pop-ups.
[00:15:48]  I don't want to see the screen at all.
[00:15:50]  I can look, I can see the fucking website, bro.
[00:15:52]  Where's I need more pop-ups?
[00:15:54]  This guy, believe it or not, had child pornography.
[00:15:57]  Now, you might be able to look at his fucking face, his stupid fucking face, and maybe make some assumptions about him.
[00:16:02]  But believe it or not, he did have child pornography.
[00:16:05]  He was arrested.
[00:16:07]  And there's a mugshot of him.
[00:16:11]  Oh, federal agents discovered it.
[00:16:13]  Why is there a mugshot of him if he was arrested by the feds?
[00:16:17]  Oh, you know what?
[00:16:19]  This must be an old mugshot because the federal government does not do public mugshots.
[00:16:24]  They do do intake mugshots, but the feds generally don't release mugshots.
[00:16:28]  So this must be like an old one.
[00:16:30]  He's probably arrested for some shit before.
[00:16:32]  So they were searching Ryan Reese computers, I'm sure, and probably also subpoenaed some of his family's computers just to make sure they weren't on it.
[00:16:38]  And then they found child pornography.
[00:16:41]  Imagine the dread of like your father.
[00:16:45]  This guy, imagine the dread he was feeling for days or weeks after the government took his computer to look for other shit.
[00:16:55]  And he's just, he just knows, oh my God, they're going to be here any fucking day to arrest me.
[00:17:03]  I bet you that dread is like worse than actually being arrested.
[00:17:07]  Just knowing that the daddy government's going to be coming back anytime.
[00:17:11]  Any day now.
[00:17:12]  Just knowing that.
[00:17:18]  Cool.
[00:17:18]  There's your update on that.
[00:17:19]  Wasn't there a thing with another shooter like this?
[00:17:22]  Wasn't that the guy in Las Vegas whose brother was like randomly charged with possession of child pornography?
[00:17:29]  It was like, yeah, it was, wasn't it?
[00:17:31]  The Vegas shooter, his brother, was suspiciously arrested for child pornography immediately after the Las Vegas shooting.
[00:17:41]  And there was a lot of conspiracy that that guy was arrested because they were trying to cover, they were trying to hush something up because he had been going out saying things that the government set him up or something.
[00:17:53]  And then he got arrested for child pornography.
[00:17:55]  And they said that it was stage.
[00:17:56]  And I bet you it is just the thing where it's like the government has this really high-profile shooting and they just start thoroughly investigating absolutely everybody involved.
[00:18:06]  And then they call it the plain view standard where it's like you're on somebody's computer looking for evidence that they're like an extremist that wants to kill a bunch of people and you just so happen to find in their don't click folder that they're in possession of child pornography.
[00:18:21]  That's plain view as far as the government's concerned.
[00:18:24]  Kind of a weird standard to apply to technology, but I'm pretty sure that's how that goes.
[00:18:31]  Daniel Plainview.

=== Government Arrests Explained (15:16) ===

[00:18:35]  Steven Taddick.
[00:18:36]  Yeah, that's it.
[00:18:36]  That sounds right.
[00:18:38]  Anyways, there you go.
[00:18:41]  And then final court update news thing is related to me.
[00:18:51]  Let's open these up real quick.
[00:18:54]  So I don't know if I mentioned this on stream, but Stebbins is a guy who pretends to be a turkey.
[00:19:02]  And he's suing me for contributory copyright infringement because he saw that Greer's case was not immediately thrown out.
[00:19:10]  So he uploaded a video that was like critical of the Huey Farms.
[00:19:15]  And then a guy re-uploaded that with like his commentary, making fun of his video, calling him like a faggot.
[00:19:21]  And Stebbin says, you got to take this down.
[00:19:22]  I'm just like, okay, well, it's very clearly like an edit, commentary, edit.
[00:19:27]  So I'm not going to take this down.
[00:19:28]  I know you're asking me this just so that you can sue me.
[00:19:31]  And of course he does.
[00:19:33]  Now he is a vexatious litigant in Arkansas where he lives.
[00:19:38]  So he's actually been told by a federal judge in Arkansas that he is not to submit any more copyright lawsuits without representation because he abuses that so much.
[00:19:51]  So then he decided to file in West Virginia where Locale LLC is incorporated.
[00:19:55]  And I saw somebody ask once why we're incorporated in West Virginia.
[00:20:00]  It is because West Virginia is the only state in the entire country that lets you incorporate to a PO box and without a registered agent.
[00:20:07]  Because if you remember during Drop Kiwi Farms, they went super hard after registered agents Inc., which was our registered agent.
[00:20:14]  Because every company needs a presence in the state.
[00:20:16]  So there's like a bunch of companies that will sell you like a mail address for $20 and that's your registered address.
[00:20:22]  Well, when people are like threatening to bomb your registered agent, they're not going to represent you for 20 bucks.
[00:20:28]  And I contacted like 20 different people in Wyoming where it was incorporated before and they all said no.
[00:20:34]  So the registered agent for Locale LLC in West Virginia is the actual Secretary of State.
[00:20:39]  If someone were to try and sue me and they don't want to just send it to the PO box for whatever reason because they want to make sure that we get it, they can actually service the Secretary of State and then he'll come down and deliver it or send somebody from his office to.
[00:20:53]  And West Virginia, for whatever reason, is the only state in the entire country that lets you do things that way.
[00:20:58]  And for that, we are very thankful because otherwise I would not have a valid LLC at the moment.
[00:21:03]  Anyway, so that's where he's suing.
[00:21:04]  He's suing, I think in the southern, I think that West Virginia, despite being so small, has two federal districts.
[00:21:10]  And we're being sued in the southern one where Charleston, I think, is.
[00:21:18]  And he filed to move Informa Paparis.
[00:21:24]  And the reason why he did that is because he doesn't want to pay the $300 court fee associated with filing a lawsuit.
[00:21:29]  He says he's so broke.
[00:21:32]  And Hardin filed with a Prohoc Viche, which is allowing him to represent in a state that he's not licensed in, to say that he actually shouldn't be allowed to file Informa Paparis.
[00:21:44]  And importantly, that he's lying about his filing because he actually has enough money to pay the fees.
[00:21:49]  Based on representations he's made elsewhere about how much his work is worth.
[00:21:55]  He alleges that his work is worth more than the GDP of West Virginia.
[00:21:59]  I think that was the standard that Hardin used to show how ridiculous his IFP request is.
[00:22:06]  And that's important because if you file with a request for Informa Paparis and you're actually denied, it throws out the entire case with prejudice.
[00:22:14]  So it's like an instant loss.
[00:22:16]  If you fuck with the government and say, look, I don't want to file the filing fee and you file Informa Paparis and then you're lying about it.
[00:22:22]  They actually just throw the entire fucking case out.
[00:22:25]  So that's the ideal outcome.
[00:22:27]  Anyways, the judge, we got the only black judge in the entire state of West Virginia, I think, as our case guy.
[00:22:34]  So we have a cool black guy as a judge.
[00:22:36]  And he's looking at this bullshit.
[00:22:37]  He says, she, man, this is bullshit.
[00:22:39]  So he just hasn't replied in like six months.
[00:22:44]  He hasn't done anything on the case for six months except to say, don't file anything.
[00:22:48]  That's what he did.
[00:22:48]  He put an order in.
[00:22:49]  He said, don't file any more shit in this fucking case until I decide what I want to do with it.
[00:22:54]  That was the cool black guy reaction to the contributory copyright infringement thing.
[00:22:59]  And so we've been waiting for a long time and I'm happy to wait until the rest of my natural fucking life to hear the update to this case.
[00:23:06]  But Stebbins got upset.
[00:23:08]  So he filed.
[00:23:09]  He literally filed with the appellate court for the Fourth Circuit, which I mentioned again on stream.
[00:23:14]  And the only thing I got wrong when I mentioned this is that it does include Maryland, West Virginia, Virginia, and the Carolinas.
[00:23:19]  It does not include the District of Columbia.
[00:23:21]  The District of Columbia is its own federal district.
[00:23:24]  It is the smallest one.
[00:23:25]  It is just DC, but it's also the most important besides the Supreme Court.
[00:23:29]  Anyways, so he filed with them.
[00:23:32]  Big and poor to court, right?
[00:23:33]  The fourth is the second most important appellate court under the DC appellate court.
[00:23:38]  And they get this shit, and it's called a writ of mandamus.
[00:23:42]  It is a, it is Latin for a request for a mandate.
[00:23:47]  He's asking the appellate court to force the judge to make a ruling.
[00:23:53]  And in his application, he was told multiple times that he has serviced everybody completely fucking wrong.
[00:23:59]  And he has to actually service the judge personally and not just send it to the courthouse.
[00:24:03]  And he completely fucking refused to do this.
[00:24:05]  He did it wrong like three different times.
[00:24:07]  And then they finally came down and said, no, this is stupid.
[00:24:10]  This is wrong.
[00:24:11]  Fuck you.
[00:24:11]  You've denied.
[00:24:12]  And we're not going to have oral arguments because it's so stupid and so wrong.
[00:24:15]  There's no fucking point.
[00:24:17]  So now we're going to be in the southern district, federal district of West Virginia, waiting on a cool black judge to decide what to do.
[00:24:26]  And you're going to wait patiently because there's no undue weight.
[00:24:29]  And I like this one in particular.
[00:24:33]  The fine clerk of the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals, Noamaka Anoi, a very classic American name, says, in accordance with the decision of this court, the petition for right of mandamus is denied.
[00:24:45]  It's a very rare instance where the clerk's name and the actual judgment appear to be in equal length.
[00:24:53]  So that's the Stebbins update.
[00:24:55]  It's a fucking clown show.
[00:24:58]  By the way, in his filings, he mentioned that he had called the clerk of court at the, where the actual lawsuit is, the southern district of West Virginia.
[00:25:08]  And he has harassed the clerk of court there, demanding updates.
[00:25:13]  He like filed that in the appeal saying, look, I've been calling them every day for weeks, demanding that the cool black judge do something that he doesn't want to do right now.
[00:25:24]  And I'm basically tired of doing that.
[00:25:26]  So you got to force him now, which is a great thing to do.
[00:25:28]  If you ever want to win your case, make sure you fucking harass the judge and the clerk all the time.
[00:25:33]  That's a great idea.
[00:25:39]  Anyways.
[00:25:41]  Cool.
[00:25:42]  Excellent.
[00:25:42]  Great.
[00:25:42]  Thank you.
[00:25:43]  Now let's go to the true news.
[00:25:45]  Thank you, Hamster.
[00:25:46]  You are dismissed.
[00:25:47]  Someone said I didn't dismiss the hamster last stream, so I have to make sure I say that very specifically.
[00:25:52]  And that's it for the true news.
[00:25:53]  Moving right along to the low cow news, I have absolutely nothing to say about trainings this stream, I think.
[00:25:58]  Actually, there is two things, kind of, but they don't fit in the Trune segment.
[00:26:06]  Let's start with something good and classic.
[00:26:08]  And nothing gets more classic than Sona Chu.
[00:26:13]  So it was recorded that when Chris had parked his car in the motel where he was arrested at in Virginia, that somebody had literally unscrewed his license plate and stolen it.
[00:26:28]  So the guy that stole his license plate then went to our license plates and says, somebody, please get this thing out of my life.
[00:26:37]  I got to sell this thing.
[00:26:38]  Nothing but bad luck.
[00:26:40]  Sorry, I hope I'm not breaking the rules, but I don't think I am.
[00:26:43]  Question mark.
[00:26:44]  So his life has fallen into ruination.
[00:26:48]  Wasting works time has his girlfriend broke up with him.
[00:26:54]  His boyfriend broke up with him.
[00:26:56]  His dog threw up all over the place.
[00:26:59]  He got evicted by his mom from the goon dungeon.
[00:27:02]  His Oshi didn't read his super chat.
[00:27:05]  It's fucking over.
[00:27:06]  He's about to neck rope.
[00:27:08]  Okay.
[00:27:09]  And he can track back these series of misfortunes to the moment that he got on his knees with a $4 electric drill from Walmart and stole the Sona Chu license plate from his car has a name.
[00:27:28]  And I know what the name is.
[00:27:30]  I'm trying to think.
[00:27:30]  I want to say it's Sony Chu.
[00:27:34]  I want to say it's like it's supposed to be like a Transformers name.
[00:27:39]  And I want to say it's Sony Chu.
[00:27:41]  I'm going to look this up real quick.
[00:27:43]  I'm pretty sure I'm right.
[00:27:43]  This is going to bother the fuck out of me if I don't find it.
[00:27:48]  Chris Chan Car name.
[00:27:52]  San Chu.
[00:27:54]  San Chu.
[00:27:55]  There we go.
[00:27:56]  San Chu is the name of his car.
[00:28:01]  I knew it was something like that.
[00:28:06]  Cool.
[00:28:08]  Now, in much less cool news, we must mourn the loss of a fallen soldier.
[00:28:14]  The bodybuilding forum has closed.
[00:28:17]  Now, obviously, I'm a big fan of the bodybuilding forum.
[00:28:21]  As a fellow Web 1.0 site, Elliot Roger posted there about looks maxing.
[00:28:28]  Ziz, one of the most famous 4chan bodybuilders of all time, posted there.
[00:28:35]  They've closed it.
[00:28:36]  They say, hi, team.
[00:28:38]  No good growth can come without change.
[00:28:39]  We're building new ways to connect our global community.
[00:28:42]  Be on the lookout here on bodybuilding.com or subscribe to the emails below to stay up to date on the newest brand developments.
[00:28:48]  Together, we'll move forward to discover more ways to build your body, build your mind, and build your life.
[00:28:52]  Team BBCom.
[00:28:54]  I guess I didn't want to say BBC.
[00:28:58]  So usually, if you're going to update your product, you might want to communicate with people about it, explain what you want to do, receive some feedback, go through the process with people, do a beta.
[00:29:10]  It's kind of a bad idea to close your active website that people have been using for 20 fucking years and then being like, yeah, we're going to get something new out one day, I promise.
[00:29:19]  Subscribe to our mailing list.
[00:29:21]  Kind of seems like a blunder.
[00:29:22]  I don't know what they're going for.
[00:29:23]  I guess they had problems with moderation or some shit and they didn't feel like dealing with it anymore.
[00:29:30]  Yeah, really, really bizarre.
[00:29:32]  I would like to share, in commiseration, I would like to share my favorite meme from the bodybuilding site.
[00:29:37]  And that may seem like a joke, but they were a progenator of internet memes like any other old school internet website.
[00:29:47]  And the one that sticks with me the most is thick, solid, tight.
[00:29:52]  And this is, I don't know why this jumps into my head every so often.
[00:29:57]  It was a guy that left this comment on a bunch of different pictures on the bodybuilding site.
[00:30:03]  And this is what it says.
[00:30:05]  This is the actual text.
[00:30:06]  You can use this text in your everyday life.
[00:30:09]  He says, awesome pick.
[00:30:12]  Nice size.
[00:30:14]  Look thick, solid, tight.
[00:30:16]  Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips.
[00:30:22]  Show us what you got, man.
[00:30:24]  Want to see how freaking huge, solid, thick, and tight you can get.
[00:30:29]  Thanks for the motivation.
[00:30:32]  Which kind of sounds a little bit fucking gay, if I'm going to be real with you.
[00:30:36]  I don't know why.
[00:30:37]  I've copy-pasted this, I think, a few times on the Kiwi Farms.
[00:30:40]  There was a.
[00:30:42]  I remember one time during Drop Kiwi Farms, I think it was Vordrak or some other fat retard.
[00:30:48]  There's a really, really old thread where it was like a really fat ginger kid who is underage made a thread on the Kiwi Farms, like in the Chris Chan board.
[00:30:58]  And he was just like, he was like an old school wean.
[00:31:01]  He was like someone that called Chris to yellow Jule or something.
[00:31:05]  And he posted this video of him.
[00:31:06]  And he was just like this big fat ginger kid.
[00:31:09]  And I posted this.
[00:31:11]  And then Vordrak, or like, I can't remember who the fuck it was.
[00:31:14]  It was someone like Vordrak trying to say that I was like hitting on this fat ginger kid because I use this meme.
[00:31:19]  And this is the second time that a meme has gotten the Kiwi Farms into trouble with some fucking moron.
[00:31:27]  It was, um, we had uh, we, oh, we hosted a clip of Goosh Goosh, which is a, I don't know what anime it's from, but it's a, it's like a weird clip of like a super fat guy raping like a like a man.
[00:31:42]  It's like a super fat guy butt fucking a man, but it's all like be it's all like it's not really innuendo.
[00:31:51]  It's just not shown explicitly.
[00:31:54]  It's shown through like silhouettes and like metaphors.
[00:31:57]  It's just really nasty and gross.
[00:31:59]  It's like a shock video.
[00:32:02]  And we hosted that clip and Vordrek reported that to Gandhi and said that it was child pornography.
[00:32:08]  And they literally deleted our server without any chance to move stuff.
[00:32:13]  And we lost like a week of posting because of that.
[00:32:16]  Because of Goosh Goosh.
[00:32:18]  And it's on YouTube.
[00:32:20]  It's not even like age restraint.
[00:32:22]  I could pull it up right fucking now.
[00:32:24]  You know what?
[00:32:26]  We're going to watch anime chat.
[00:32:28]  That's what we're going to do.
[00:32:29]  I think I have only ever shown anime voluntarily on this stream one time.
[00:32:33]  That was for that camaraderie high thing with the troll video.
[00:32:39]  Gooshkoosh.
[00:32:40]  Show me that.
[00:32:42]  Here it is.
[00:32:42]  Not educated.
[00:32:44]  Avert your gaze.
[00:32:46]  Avert your gaze, if Japanese offends you.
[00:32:48]  He knows.
[00:33:16]  So the French saw this and we're so horrified.
[00:33:19]  They just deleted the Kiwi farms completely and totally.
[00:33:27]  I mean, look.
[00:33:28]  How do you know that's blood?
[00:33:29]  It could be corn syrup.
[00:33:31]  It's been on YouTube for like 20 fucking years.
[00:33:33]  It's never been deleted.
[00:33:34]  I don't want to hear it.
[00:33:35]  If YouTube can host it, I can play it on stream.
[00:33:38]  That's the rule.
[00:33:39]  If it's been on YouTube and it has 100,000 views, I can play on that the internet.
[00:33:49]  Okay.
[00:33:49]  Okay.
[00:33:50]  Um.

=== Jackie Singh Scandal (04:46) ===

[00:33:51]  Unrelated to Goosh Goosh.
[00:33:56]  Okay, this is Jackie Singh.
[00:34:00]  So let me give you a quick rundown.
[00:34:03]  QRD chat.
[00:34:04]  Let's do the QRD.
[00:34:07]  Jackie Singh, over a year ago, failed docs miserably a guy from Sweden or Norway, I think Sweden, that she pretended was Tor Swatz, who was a serial swatter who had swatted basically everybody in the sector at least twice over.
[00:34:26]  Jackie Singh, being an incompetent fat and brown retard, misidentified Torswats as a Swedish person, reported him to the FBI, tagged him on Twitter, so on and so forth.
[00:34:41]  Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, during one of the few times that the Department of Justice has earned a government did something sticker, they actually arrested and indicted a 19-year-old for being Torswats.
[00:34:52]  Jackie Singh, of course, did not know how to react to this because she had been banging the drum for over a year that a random Swedish guy that I think she even alleged came from the Kiwi Farms or was related to Patrick Comlinson's hate fandom on the ONA forum.
[00:35:10]  She randomly came out and said that, or not, not randomly, but after he was indicted, came out and said that they misidentified Torswats and that must be the Swedish guy still because she's too fat and brown and retarded to take the L.
[00:35:26]  She has continued to defame this guy as being a serial swatter that is on the loose and even says that the guy that they, the actual private detective that managed to find out who Torreswatz was falsely reported the 19-year-old as being Torres Watts to cover for the Swedish man that she had correctly identified.
[00:35:48]  And she has been begging the FBI to listen to her for months so that she can be right about something.
[00:35:57]  She says, when these spies travel to another country and need to become established, they must work to build their legend, a convincing backstory.
[00:36:06]  One of the handiest ways to do this and make relationships in the local community is meet up.
[00:36:10]  On the left, the guy in the thread below.
[00:36:13]  On the right, the lying troll Caffros, who submitted fake evidence to the Torres Wats case, the seminal sheriff, Seminole SO at FBI that wired.
[00:36:24]  His real name isn't Brad Dennis.
[00:36:26]  His real job isn't private investigator.
[00:36:32]  And then there's this guy.
[00:36:34]  He did it.
[00:36:35]  She says, his name is actually Michael O'Leary.
[00:36:40]  And he holds a top-secret TSSCI clearance because he worked in Skunk Works, highly classified progress projects for government contractors in aerospace and weapons industry at Department of Defense at Raytheon.
[00:36:57]  Help me, Raytheon.
[00:36:58]  I looked retarded on the internet.
[00:37:00]  O'Leary's wife is Brittany, an elementary school teacher.
[00:37:04]  That's a note, serious elementary school teacher.
[00:37:08]  She's teaching the kids that Torres Wats is not the Swedish guy.
[00:37:17]  O'Leary and his father can each be found in public record with connections to Seattle, Texas, and a few other locales.
[00:37:23]  It's very important for federal investigators to review the blah blah blah.
[00:37:27]  Miss O'Leary looks a bit different now.
[00:37:29]  Spray tan, hair dye.
[00:37:32]  She got old, bro.
[00:37:34]  People get old.
[00:37:36]  Anyways, these folks may have very common waspy names, but Brenna Johnson was born and raised in Texas, married a good old boy who joined the Air Force, middle name Alexandra, probably because how to execute that looks like a Russian ethnic dance.
[00:37:52]  Okay, this is the funny part.
[00:37:55]  She claims that the guy is a Russian spy because during their wedding, they performed an ethnic Russian dance.
[00:38:05]  Here we have the proof, the undeniable proof that only the fat brown sausage fingers of the catcher mint hands of Jackie Singh could wrap around and truly grasp.
[00:38:19]  Here we have the traditional ethnic Russian marriage dance.
[00:38:23]  I did giveaway that they are from Russia and still have ties to the Russian government.
[00:38:32]  And no, I'm not joking.
[00:38:33]  She actually posted this.
[00:38:36]  Oh my God.

=== Russian Spy Claims (08:20) ===

[00:38:37]  I just forgot something.
[00:38:38]  Or rather, I forgot something, but I just remembered that I had forgotten it.
[00:38:43]  We're aborting the Jackie Singh segment.
[00:38:46]  I have to pull up something real quick.
[00:38:49]  This hamster.
[00:38:51]  Hamster.
[00:38:52]  Hamster.
[00:38:53]  Get back over here.
[00:38:56]  Got the hamster coming back.
[00:38:57]  We got the hamster.
[00:39:00]  Okay.
[00:39:02]  Give me a second.
[00:39:06]  This is truly important.
[00:39:07]  This is mission critical.
[00:39:22]  Oh, dude, I forgot about this as well.
[00:39:29]  Okay, here.
[00:39:30]  I'm glad I stopped and checked that because now I have two other things that I forgot.
[00:39:37]  Things are really things are adding up, chat.
[00:39:41]  okay here we go it's loading I'm open.
[00:39:56]  I don't know why the fuck X takes so fucking long, bro.
[00:40:01]  By the way, we confirmed from the last stream that the lesbian tools were, in fact, just cow tools.
[00:40:10]  And there was no actual joke.
[00:40:12]  Which might spoil what I forgot to bring up.
[00:40:14]  Mr. Nubly has recognized that his popularity is picking up in speed and he needs to keep churning these out.
[00:40:26]  I mentioned last stream that he went from like once a month to once every two weeks to like once every couple days now.
[00:40:34]  Like he's riding the train, the Maddie bump.
[00:40:36]  He's riding it.
[00:40:37]  So we have another comic already.
[00:40:41]  Now, I have to warn you, this is the closest thing he's ever done to a real joke.
[00:40:47]  I'll just read it.
[00:40:49]  Okay, so 64 days until the election.
[00:40:55]  We were in a park and a woman, a female-looking object, is running down the pathway of the park.
[00:41:04]  And she, if she really is a she, says, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
[00:41:10]  So this person really has to pee-pee and/o-poo.
[00:41:14]  That's what we've established so far.
[00:41:16]  She arrives at the door of the bathroom, which is a unisex bathroom.
[00:41:21]  So I think that's an additional layer of joke that is coming up.
[00:41:25]  It's sort of interwoven into this complex plot.
[00:41:28]  She goes, locked.
[00:41:30]  And then above, we have one of the guys from the first comic during the dog fucking convention in his red spandex suit with his cock out saying, Spingle D D, Spingle Doodoo liberal.
[00:41:43]  And the woman is shocked.
[00:41:48]  The person is wearing like this is actually artistic as fuck.
[00:41:53]  It's the Greek mask of comedy and tragedy.
[00:41:56]  They're half the face each, and he can swap only half out at a time.
[00:42:01]  He asks with the crying, the tragedy mask saying, if you wish to use this bathroom, you must answer my riddle.
[00:42:09]  Whose Y is X?
[00:42:11]  Whose out is N?
[00:42:12]  Whose edges are curves?
[00:42:14]  Who reaches maximum fertility at 14?
[00:42:16]  Now, if you can't tell, this is Matt Walsh, which means that this is actually, I think, the very first time that Mr. Nubbly has created an actual parody of a living person besides maybe Trump.
[00:42:28]  And the joke about maximum fertility at 14 is actually pretty funny.
[00:42:34]  The tranny is suffering.
[00:42:36]  And she says, please, I need to shit so bad.
[00:42:41]  And then he puts on the comedy mask and says, a woman.
[00:42:43]  And he's laughing as he does it.
[00:42:47]  He says, he ha-ho, sping, sping.
[00:42:50]  Oh, foolish liberal.
[00:42:51]  You couldn't even answer my one simple riddle.
[00:42:53]  Hee-ha, spingle, sping.
[00:42:57]  The woman is truly about this shit.
[00:43:01]  Its face is contorting in agony.
[00:43:04]  Actually, he is shitting, or she is shitting.
[00:43:07]  She's shitting herself and says, do you not know what a pee-pee is either, you sick freak?
[00:43:11]  What a shitlib.
[00:43:12]  He says, he even says, what a shitlib as he's shitting himself.
[00:43:18]  And then he says, you fucking animals think you can piss and shit wherever you please.
[00:43:22]  It's disgusting.
[00:43:22]  I should warn everyone you're a poopy pervert on the loose.
[00:43:25]  And then he actually, I think, posts to Zitter to warn people that this sick freak with I think a Brazilian flag shirt.
[00:43:34]  No, it's a bumblebee.
[00:43:35]  That looks like the Brazilian flag.
[00:43:36]  Then I see that's a bumblebee up here because it's got wings.
[00:43:41]  Now, this is the true meta-breaking moment that really makes me wonder: is Mr. Nubly in on it?
[00:43:49]  Because you can see that the account of this fake Matt Walsh is the Sneed Has Fall Verified Tick.
[00:44:00]  How does he know the code word, our top secret passphrase that you need to enter the No Girls Aloud Club?
[00:44:08]  How does he know our passphrase, chat?
[00:44:10]  How does he know the handle for the Sneed has fallen actually?
[00:44:16]  Keck Fajit Spinglespur, which is also funny.
[00:44:20]  And he says, Breaking Fabrio, the spingle cat actor, apologizes to female co-stars for his cute, sexy dances at them, WTF.
[00:44:30]  And then Elon Musk personally replies to this and says, concerning.
[00:44:35]  And then he says, I accidentally locked myself in the bathroom out.
[00:44:41]  And then he says, in his final, his final statement with the tragedy mask, he says, woman, they can't keep getting away with it.
[00:44:49]  No, this is an actual market improvement over absolutely everything in his previous comics.
[00:44:54]  Because number one, I understand what the fuck is happening.
[00:44:57]  Bizarrely.
[00:44:58]  Number two, the fact that Nat washes in a costume and quizzing people before they entered the bathroom is on its face absurd and funny.
[00:45:06]  And then I also like that the bathroom is a unisex bathroom anyway, so it doesn't even matter.
[00:45:12]  And then to top it all off, he has included the word sneed, which is instant comedy bonus to the comic.
[00:45:19]  He's really done it.
[00:45:19]  He's grown.
[00:45:20]  He's like leveled up 10 times since his last comic.
[00:45:23]  I can't even believe it.
[00:45:25]  See, this is the positing, encouraging vibes that I give to people, chat.
[00:45:34]  Don't let this episode get to your head.
[00:45:36]  Jolly, stay hungry.
[00:45:37]  That's right.
[00:45:37]  Don't get complacent.
[00:45:38]  You might have put out a real banger this time, but you don't know.
[00:45:42]  You're only one comic away from another lesbian tool is debacle, Mr. Nubley.
[00:45:51]  Brief.
[00:45:52]  Okay, Hamster, you are double dismissed today, sir.
[00:45:55]  Brief update on the VTuber.
[00:45:57]  Now, I talked about this way too long last stream, so I'll just summarize this.
[00:46:00]  And what's happened since.
[00:46:02]  And what's happened since is that a lot of people have called her out for being a whore and for turning on her fellow VTubers for playing the Hogwarts mystery.
[00:46:12]  And it seems that her empire is crumbling.
[00:46:15]  And this makes me laugh because, oh, and a bunch of other VSOJO VTubers have circled the wagons around her.
[00:46:24]  And I take interest in this to clarify because I like it when big things fall apart.
[00:46:30]  It's satisfying to me.
[00:46:31]  I don't care if it's like a country or a YouTuber or even a VTuber.
[00:46:36]  She has half a million subscribers or followers on Twitter.
[00:46:40]  Like, she's really popular.
[00:46:42]  And it's really funny seeing someone who has absolutely no reason to be a complete fucking retard using their actual like VTuber personality account to be like, I fuck around and I fucked around and found out I keep cheating on men that are specifically military men for some reason.

=== Empire Crumbles Down (06:24) ===

[00:46:57]  I'm a fucking victim.
[00:46:58]  I'm a weirdo.
[00:47:01]  She also supports trannies, so that's that makes it doubly funny.
[00:47:05]  That's all I have to say about that.
[00:47:06]  I've seen more people hitting the dab on Zitter, and that makes me amused.
[00:47:12]  The NFL has opened a Discord channel, which is going about as well as you could possibly imagine.
[00:47:19]  Hopefully we will see no more corporate branding tie-ins with Discord ever again.
[00:47:23]  Let's read.
[00:47:24]  I haven't read through these yet, but I think they're funny.
[00:47:26]  So let's check and see.
[00:47:30]  So these are the comments in the NFL Discord.
[00:47:33]  I assume NFL's things is going down.
[00:47:36]  Their monies is going down.
[00:47:38]  Viewerships, things are going down.
[00:47:40]  So they have to relate to them keys who are on the Discords and shit.
[00:47:47]  MF Gray says, I'd rather be a Jew in World War II than a Panthers fan.
[00:47:54]  Rice on Pizza says, hey, I have autism too.
[00:47:56]  It's nice to see people spread awareness of people with our conditions sending hugs and kisses.
[00:48:01]  In response to Lemon, who is a tranny, saying, I love the Cowboys.
[00:48:06]  Cowboys suck, by the way.
[00:48:11]  I have absolutely no interest in any sports, anything, but it's in my blood.
[00:48:17]  I got to say the Cowboys suck.
[00:48:18]  That's what I've been told to say in regards to the Cowboys.
[00:48:22]  They have a really big fan base too because they're one of the big teams in Texas.
[00:48:25]  So it always pisses off the Texans.
[00:48:29]  Son Goku says, want to be gay?
[00:48:31]  Let's hang.
[00:48:33]  Boots says, my brother in Christ, you can only afford to eat shit.
[00:48:36]  Do not speak to me.
[00:48:41]  I don't think that's true related.
[00:48:45]  Ryan, was that the Cowboys?
[00:48:49]  Is that their logo now?
[00:48:51]  Their logo has changed, hasn't it?
[00:48:53]  Ryan, this is the Kansas City, who, of course, is the Taytay's team, which you must support.
[00:48:59]  Says, he, he, I've been a bad kitten.
[00:49:00]  Any daddy's going to punish me.
[00:49:03]  Typical Missourian right there.
[00:49:07]  XX underscore underscore little X underscore underscore kitten.
[00:49:11]  Wait, no, I'm reading this wrong, whatever.
[00:49:13]  I think it's the Ravens.
[00:49:14]  I don't know.
[00:49:15]  Roger Goodell put his finger in my hoo-ha when I was 14.
[00:49:22]  Which I don't know if that's a cry for help or like this person fucking with them.
[00:49:27]  And I don't know who that is, but I'm assuming it's an NFL person.
[00:49:31]  Can fight with a furry avatar who, of course, supports the Jaguars.
[00:49:35]  I wish Mahomes would give me a Paul Joplin at the Furry Cup existing, which is Buffalo's, which is the big team in, obviously, in Buffalo, New York.
[00:49:53]  Everyone was a Buffaloes fan there.
[00:49:54]  He saw a lot of Buffalo stuff there.
[00:49:56]  Existence says, react with shouting face emoji if you think Russia should nuke Ukraine.
[00:50:04]  I didn't know that was a popular opinion in Buffalo.
[00:50:06]  I want to be real with you.
[00:50:09]  Soup with the Jaguars says, I don't like blacks, which is really weird because he's got a Black Panther as a thing.
[00:50:22]  Christus Gaudens.
[00:50:24]  Oh, that's the Cowboys fan logo.
[00:50:25]  I don't know what the other one is.
[00:50:27]  That's the Cowboys star.
[00:50:28]  I recognize it.
[00:50:28]  I don't know what the logo is.
[00:50:31]  He says, the Jews are the reason why I'm single.
[00:50:36]  I don't know why 17 people reacted with the whatever the fuck that is.
[00:50:40]  I don't know that team.
[00:50:42]  Beastly Mr. E, and I don't know what that is either.
[00:50:45]  It says, well, Commanders beat the Bengals on Monday.
[00:50:47]  Oh, fuck you.
[00:50:48]  Nobody asked, bro.
[00:50:50]  Lucky, don't recognize that.
[00:50:52]  That might be the Patriots.
[00:50:53]  It says, Jews did 9-11.
[00:50:55]  This is really a segment where Josh tries to guess the names of football teams.
[00:51:00]  I think I'm doing a pretty good job so far.
[00:51:06]  Corporate Safe UN.
[00:51:08]  I don't know what the orange one is.
[00:51:09]  Mahomes put ketchup on ref meat and gobbles it down for free DPIs.
[00:51:13]  I don't even wager a fucking guess what that means.
[00:51:18]  Yoda on rehab, and this I've been informed that this is the Cardinals, says Jeffrey Epstein for president.
[00:51:26]  Icy agent, I think this is a Ravens, says OJ did nothing wrong.
[00:51:32]  And then Moralefish Buffalo says skebity toilet.
[00:51:39]  Funeral services ask, are we using slurs or gnaw?
[00:51:43]  And Jay Clout69 at the Panther says, let it rip.
[00:51:46]  And he has like this obviously fake stock photo image of an Indian man as his avatar.
[00:51:51]  Gentle Mellon says, Ray Rice ate my son.
[00:51:58]  I don't even know.
[00:51:59]  Oh, the New York Jets, I think.
[00:52:00]  That's the Giants.
[00:52:03]  I don't know which one it is.
[00:52:05]  I think it's the team that May Ralph's father is a big fan of.
[00:52:13]  That Ralph now has an irrational hatred for because his baby granddad is a fan.
[00:52:21]  Warmish Statue 32 says, Josh Allen.
[00:52:26]  In response to Bill Murray says, which quarterback has the cutest butt?
[00:52:32]  Y'all think Patrick Mahomes eats crayons?
[00:52:37]  Dude, why do they all hate Mahomes?
[00:52:39]  What's wrong with Mahomes?
[00:52:41]  I don't recognize that one either.
[00:52:44]  And that's it.
[00:52:44]  I wonder if there's any more.
[00:52:46]  I like these.
[00:52:46]  I like these one-off shit posts.
[00:52:49]  They amuse me.
[00:52:52]  The fuck is this?
[00:52:55]  Tom Brady has a weird father-son relationship.
[00:52:59]  I mean, look at this.
[00:52:59]  I'm not.
[00:53:04]  Yeah, that's kind of weird.
[00:53:05]  That's fucking weird.
[00:53:08]  It's not something you post on the internet.
[00:53:10]  Oh, this is the thread got like a huge reply chain.
[00:53:14]  Thrift with the Ravens says, pho, in cowboys, and then the Gators twice.
[00:53:19]  Must be a really big Gators fan.

=== Mahomes Hatred (09:58) ===

[00:53:21]  Lots of people in Florida are big Gators fans.
[00:53:24]  ERS, I don't know what that means.
[00:53:25]  Fuck Cowboy Gator Gators.
[00:53:30]  Tell me what that means.
[00:53:32]  Is there like a whole.
[00:53:36]  There's like a big reply chain of that, too.
[00:53:38]  I guess we won't get the link to it.
[00:53:46]  Packers.
[00:53:46]  Which one was the Packers?
[00:53:50]  I don't know.
[00:53:51]  Someone shouted Packers at me, and I didn't know that one.
[00:53:56]  Okay.
[00:53:57]  Very brief update.
[00:53:58]  Amberlynn Reed was being driven by her crackhead mother and her husband or boyfriend or whatever from where she was to where her new girlfriend is.
[00:54:13]  And as soon as she got there, there was local news in Oshkosh about a foul smell on City's South Side, leaving residents and officials stumped.
[00:54:22]  So Amberlynn just kind of blew through the town.
[00:54:25]  Everyone's like, oh my God, that bitch stinks.
[00:54:27]  And they can't just, it's the polite society there, so they can't say that fat bitch was what stank.
[00:54:35]  She's probably moving in.
[00:54:37]  It's because Amberlynn does this.
[00:54:38]  She's a U-Haul lesbian.
[00:54:40]  So she meets somebody and then within like a month, they're moving in.
[00:54:43]  And they're soulmates.
[00:54:44]  And this was the best relationship they'd ever had.
[00:54:46]  Like, it's like a really fast-burning flame with her.
[00:54:50]  And people are suspecting that she's lying about not moving in because she's taking her pets with her.
[00:54:54]  So she had cages for her cat and her dog.
[00:54:59]  And she drove, like, I think it was a 14-hour drive to get back home or take it to her new girlfriend's place.
[00:55:10]  And I think this is Salami.
[00:55:12]  It's like a pooner or a non-binary.
[00:55:17]  And she's the one that fed somebody to death.
[00:55:21]  Like her previous girlfriend was a super fat woman that was on television and died from being overweight.
[00:55:28]  So chances are Amberlynn is about to get, this is going to be her last girlfriend.
[00:55:32]  She's about to get fed.
[00:55:34]  I wish her luck on this.
[00:55:40]  Okay, this is a clip from Turkey Tom where we're going to make fun of Turkey Tom.
[00:55:44]  Everybody set your set yourself up, okay?
[00:55:51]  I don't care if a guy cheats on a girl and I don't know them.
[00:55:53]  I don't care if a girl cheats on a guy and I don't know them.
[00:55:55]  It's not my fucking problem, okay?
[00:55:56]  I have cheated before.
[00:55:57]  I have dated people who have cheated before.
[00:55:58]  It's not my fucking, like, it's not, it's not, it's not chat's problem.
[00:56:01]  It's not the world's problem.
[00:56:02]  It doesn't fucking matter.
[00:56:03]  Okay.
[00:56:03]  It's like a thing that happens in relationships.
[00:56:05]  This is actually nuts.
[00:56:08]  Wait, Tom cheated?
[00:56:10]  Wait, Tom cheated on someone?
[00:56:11]  Yes.
[00:56:12]  Welcome to being a fucking adult.
[00:56:14]  70% of every adult you meet will have cheated on someone at some point in their life.
[00:56:18]  Okay.
[00:56:19]  Number one, I don't believe that.
[00:56:21]  Number two, brushing aside things like that, but you're saying welcome to being an adult is like number one, condescending.
[00:56:30]  I don't think this guy's like 20, 24 yet.
[00:56:33]  You're not an adult until you turn 24.
[00:56:35]  We've established this.
[00:56:36]  So you can't say, oh, I'm 18 and I went out and I snorted meth off a homeless man's cock.
[00:56:44]  Welcome to being an adult.
[00:56:45]  You can't do that.
[00:56:46]  You're not an adult yet.
[00:56:47]  You're just an idiot.
[00:56:51]  So for whatever reason, Turkey Tom is like a huge Destiny suck up now.
[00:56:56]  I don't know what, I don't know why him and Nicholas DiOrio worship Destiny.
[00:57:02]  Can anybody explain to me worshiping destiny?
[00:57:06]  Destiny is like one of the most unremarkable people, one of the most vanilla fucking milquetoast, obvious.
[00:57:12]  He's like an obvious person.
[00:57:14]  He has the most obvious gambit ever.
[00:57:17]  He just says shit to make fucking money.
[00:57:20]  And for some reason, this guy who let me tell you right now, if there was a video of me sitting sad on my computer reading Twitch chat while my wife danced with a black man behind me, I would, my next stream, the very next stream would be me taking a gun and blowing my fucking brains out on camera.
[00:57:43]  That would be the end of my life.
[00:57:45]  And for some reason, Destiny has endured that and not only continued on, but people like Nick DiOreo and Turkey Tom still like pay respect to him as this great of content creator.
[00:57:57]  Like, I don't know.
[00:57:58]  As far as I'm concerned, the man died that day and his, his, his restless body, like a zombie, has been navigating the wilderness on its own without anybody upstairs to try and figure things out for it.
[00:58:11]  I just don't get it.
[00:58:16]  So the cope that, oh, welcome to being an adult.
[00:58:19]  That's fucking gay.
[00:58:20]  The negative influence of being associated with destiny is like obviously seeping in and causing brain rot for being generous in the same way that he's not just recorded.
[00:58:29]  The 70s statistic, I don't believe it.
[00:58:34]  Let's do a poll.
[00:58:35]  I mean, this is just my chat, but vote one if you have cheated, vote two if you've not.
[00:58:46]  Okay, poll's live, and I gave people a little bit of a...
[00:58:48]  Oh, fuck!
[00:58:51]  Did it not go in?
[00:58:52]  I might have broken it.
[00:58:56]  Shit.
[00:58:58]  Let me try to type in chat real quick.
[00:59:00]  Sorry.
[00:59:01]  Have you cheated?
[00:59:03]  Yes.
[00:59:04]  No.
[00:59:06]  Okay, there he is.
[00:59:08]  Okay, now it works.
[00:59:09]  Get your votes in.
[00:59:10]  I'm going to take a sip.
[00:59:23]  It's probably 50...
[00:59:24]  I don't believe it.
[00:59:29]  Yeah.
[00:59:29]  Only 10% of people in my chat say they have.
[00:59:34]  That's more believable to me.
[00:59:41]  Yeah, 120 people have voted so far, and it's about 11% of people say they cheated.
[00:59:48]  Which that sounds accurate.
[00:59:50]  Like, I can believe 10% of people.
[00:59:51]  70%?
[00:59:53]  Are you fucking nuts?
[00:59:55]  Come fuck on.
[00:59:59]  Yeah, I don't believe that for a second.
[01:00:01]  The other thing is, the other part of this is what he says at the very end.
[01:00:05]  Let me rewind it just a second.
[01:00:08]  70% of every adult you meet will have cheated on someone at some point in their life.
[01:00:12]  Okay.
[01:00:14]  Well, no need.
[01:00:16]  Wait, Tom cheated on someone?
[01:00:18]  Yes.
[01:00:18]  Welcome to being a fucking adult.
[01:00:20]  70% of every adult you meet will have cheated on someone at some point in their life.
[01:00:25]  Okay.
[01:00:25]  Okay.
[01:00:25]  I don't know where he says it's 28 seconds.
[01:00:27]  I played it like eight fucking times.
[01:00:29]  He says that he's cheated and he's dated people who've cheated.
[01:00:33]  Now, I will end the poll.
[01:00:35]  It's been going on too long.
[01:00:37]  Final result is 19 to 122 or 13.4% have said yes.
[01:00:44]  Here is another pop, pop quiz, chat.
[01:00:48]  Pop quiz.
[01:00:49]  This is not a regular poll.
[01:00:51]  Just blurt out the answer to the question.
[01:00:54]  Chat, what do we call somebody who is with a woman who is cheating on him?
[01:01:01]  Does anyone know the answer to this?
[01:01:03]  This is a write-in answer.
[01:01:05]  So we're not doing a poll.
[01:01:07]  You don't get to vote one or two.
[01:01:08]  You got to say, oh, I think is Jet J-Man right there?
[01:01:12]  Does J-Man have the answer?
[01:01:16]  There we go.
[01:01:17]  Where is he?
[01:01:17]  There he is.
[01:01:18]  J-Man is the first one I saw who got the answer.
[01:01:20]  Wait, no, no.
[01:01:21]  It's money, cash, money, says it.
[01:01:24]  Sorry, J-Man.
[01:01:25]  Your thunder got stolen by the by money.
[01:01:28]  Money got it first, immediately, right off the bam, got it.
[01:01:33]  That's what it's called.
[01:01:34]  So you might want to be careful stomping around saying, oh, yeah, I fucking cheat.
[01:01:39]  And the women I date also cheat on me.
[01:01:41]  Because that means that you're something.
[01:01:43]  And you don't want to be that guy.
[01:01:45]  You don't want to be that guy.
[01:01:46]  Because once you get the C word stuck to you, it doesn't go away.
[01:01:50]  You don't ever, okay.
[01:01:58]  You know what, chat?
[01:02:00]  I think it's melt time.
[01:02:06]  Oh, YouTube.
[01:02:07]  YouTube is like desperately trying to put the kibosh on this.
[01:02:12]  Hold on.
[01:02:13]  Don't you dare.
[01:02:17]  I can't even open that at all.
[01:02:19]  Like, my VPN is just so completely fucking blocked that I can't even, I can't even, like, attempt.
[01:02:25]  i can't even look attempt um what the fuck am i gonna do if my vpn is so blocked I want to play Meltime.
[01:02:45]  It's no time.
[01:02:47]  Maybe, maybe, no.
[01:02:49]  I want to go on, um.
[01:02:51]  If I search, it's Melton.
[01:02:53]  The first result I see is somebody in the R Destiny suburb saying, what's Meltime?
[01:03:03]  Is this it?
[01:03:07]  Aw, I need the actual video.
[01:03:16]  Fuck it.
[01:03:17]  I guess I can't play it smell time.
[01:03:18]  It's on the Kiwi farm somewhere.

=== Cheating Personality Traits (03:33) ===

[01:03:19]  It's not a bitch.
[01:03:22]  Yeah, I don't know.
[01:03:24]  Like, I get that he's young and he hit success like really early in his life.
[01:03:30]  But the issue, the thing is, to summarize, because he seems like genuinely baffled.
[01:03:37]  Like, why would anyone care?
[01:03:39]  Like, maybe you can cope and Sneed and say, well, I'm young.
[01:03:45]  I'm fit.
[01:03:46]  I have money.
[01:03:47]  Therefore, I deserve as much young pussy as I can possibly stick my dick into.
[01:03:51]  And if the women I'm dating with have a problem with it, that's her fucking problem.
[01:03:57]  The issue with that, especially when you, there's two issues with that.
[01:04:02]  So you could just say, on its face, the issue is the reason why people really care about sexual impropriety and weird sex stuff, like with the Rakeda stuff, the polyamory stuff, the Destiny cuckolding stuff, the cheating question in general, is that it's sort of indicative of your personality.
[01:04:23]  If you are willing to enter into agreements and then break them, you're not very trustworthy.
[01:04:28]  And it's like, if you have a poor character and you can't be relied upon for even things like a relationship, how could you possibly be relied on for anything else?
[01:04:37]  How could you trust that person as a friend?
[01:04:39]  How can you trust that person as a business partner?
[01:04:41]  You might say that's unfair, but people are like that.
[01:04:43]  If you know somebody is a fuck up and they're fucking up other areas of their life, then you can presume that they will fuck up areas of their life that you're involved in as well.
[01:04:52]  And people will make negative judgment assessments about you.
[01:04:56]  Second is, there is a saying that goes, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
[01:05:05]  And the reason why people say that is because it's true.
[01:05:09]  And if you treat a woman very poorly and you cheat on her, she will become irate and sadistic and filled with hatred and vengeance.
[01:05:17]  And chances are you're not going to be dating somebody with a high profile.
[01:05:20]  You're going to be dating somebody that you have an advantage over because you have an audience and they don't.
[01:05:25]  So what do they do if you've pissed them off by cheating on them and they want to get back at you?
[01:05:30]  They write a 90-page long Google document calling you a gaslighting cheater, rapist, abuser.
[01:05:38]  Like that's what happens when you're a public figure and the person that you're cheating on is relatively powerless.
[01:05:44]  So if from a purely like we're going to put aside any arguments for morality in general, from a purely practical standpoint, it causes people to make negative character judgments about you in general, all people.
[01:06:04]  And second, you are setting yourself up for a nightmare situation that you will never ever recover from, ever.
[01:06:11]  And if you think that, well, Destiny got away with it, Destiny is not as popular as he could be.
[01:06:17]  Sure, he's popular.
[01:06:18]  He is absolutely not as popular as he could be if he didn't get cucked in public by Melania.
[01:06:24]  That's the reality.
[01:06:27]  So yeah, it's true.
[01:06:28]  He's survived and has continued to stay relatively popular.
[01:06:32]  But every single time he posts anything ever, people post pictures of him looking like he's about to blow his fucking head off while a black man dances with his wife in the background.
[01:06:41]  And that will follow him literally for the rest of his life.
[01:06:43]  Even if he retires from the internet and tries to become like a CEO of like a Lunchables company, people will email him videos of his wife dancing with a black man.

=== Melania Cuckolding Nick (15:27) ===

[01:06:53]  So like that's a situation that you want to avoid if you can.
[01:07:02]  So Let's see.
[01:07:08]  I think that is it for the Turkey Tom stuff.
[01:07:24]  So I got a message from somebody on Signal.
[01:07:28]  Because there is something I want to talk about, and I wanted to get some clarification regarding that.
[01:07:40]  Okay, so next, right along, this clip was heavily requested that I comment on.
[01:07:49]  So I will chat.
[01:07:51]  I will.
[01:07:52]  This is Alex Rosen, either Rosen or Rosenstein.
[01:07:58]  And he is one of those Predator busters, right?
[01:08:00]  So he has a YouTube channel where he's like a Chris Anson type.
[01:08:03]  And he caught this guy, and the guy got pulled over, or not pulled over, he came to a sting.
[01:08:09]  And the guy's talking to him.
[01:08:12]  And he's talking about Review Tech USA.
[01:08:15]  Like he's trying to push off the fact that he got caught in the sting by talking about low cows.
[01:08:21]  And this conversation happened.
[01:08:25]  Don't show me, but like if I were to search it up, could I see a YouTube video on that?
[01:08:29]  Which one do you want to see?
[01:08:30]  The review tech and the Dropbox shit.
[01:08:35]  You ever watch Kino Casino?
[01:08:37]  Nope.
[01:08:38]  Okay, well, they talk about it too.
[01:08:43]  So this is someone in a pedophile predator sting who has brought up Kino Casino, which is, as we say in the business, none of good luck.
[01:08:53]  I can't, I mean, I asked PPP, I said, like, do you know this guy?
[01:08:57]  And he doesn't know him.
[01:08:58]  And there's no mugshot or anything yet.
[01:09:00]  So he hasn't been arrested.
[01:09:02]  If he has been arrested, Alex Rosen hasn't posted information about it.
[01:09:05]  It's really embarrassing, but I can't grill PPP too hard because there's that fucking pedophile that ridden into the Rakeda case for the forum.
[01:09:14]  And I got it was real fucking gross seeing like Juju the Cow and Rakeda taking like a lap.
[01:09:21]  Like they want as if I have any fucking control about who reads the Kiwi farms and decides to write in to the police department.
[01:09:30]  It's embarrassing, but like, I don't know.
[01:09:32]  It's happened to me, basically.
[01:09:35]  Not quite like this, but it's a little bit fucking.
[01:09:39]  I don't know.
[01:09:39]  I would be a hypocrite if I said anything about it.
[01:09:44]  Fuentes.
[01:09:45]  Fuentes has decided to show off his black on black on black when they become such a blackie.
[01:09:51]  Whatever the fuck is this his merchandise, I guess.
[01:09:54]  So he does a little show, a little show and tell.
[01:09:57]  Take a look.
[01:09:58]  What do we think?
[01:10:01]  See, I love the black on black.
[01:10:03]  This was the second best seller.
[01:10:04]  The blue was the best.
[01:10:07]  Black was the second best.
[01:10:09]  Got the Christ as king.
[01:10:10]  Sure.
[01:10:11]  Got the Blenciaga hoodie.
[01:10:12]  The black on black.
[01:10:13]  Cool.
[01:10:14]  It's a pretty cool look, right?
[01:10:15]  So I'm trying to give you some.
[01:10:16]  It's a pretty cool look.
[01:10:17]  So when he was flexing and showing his hoodie and stuff, there was a little oopsie doodle.
[01:10:23]  So let's zoom in.
[01:10:24]  Let's enhance.
[01:10:29]  This one that has the zoom in spots on it.
[01:10:31]  Oh, there we go.
[01:10:33]  This was the zeit that I saw that made me think, what the fuck?
[01:10:37]  So in the corner on the left side, specifically the left side, you can see it's a glistening crust of some white conspicuous material.
[01:10:52]  See if I can find the exact frame.
[01:10:54]  Right there.
[01:10:55]  You see it?
[01:10:56]  Just shows bright as day on that black, one, black, one, black.
[01:11:01]  Listen, there's, I'm sorry, like the Groyper came out and said he was eating a Mick Crispy chicken fanwit and the Mayo thought fell in his lap.
[01:11:12]  You're so desperate.
[01:11:13]  Or it was toothpaste.
[01:11:16]  He was breath in his teeth.
[01:11:18]  And sir, you don't know anything about that with your hygiene.
[01:11:20]  And the toothpaste fell from his mouth onto his thirt.
[01:11:24]  And I'm like, bro, that shit is like at waist height to the left.
[01:11:32]  If it was like a direct spot, like drop like straight down from his mouth, that shit is to the left.
[01:11:38]  You can tell he's got a left lean bend.
[01:11:42]  Like if he's sitting in a chair jerking off and his penis bends to the left, that's where it's going.
[01:11:49]  I don't mean to be gross.
[01:11:50]  I ain't trying to say no gay shit, but I ain't fucking retarded.
[01:11:54]  I can look at this and say what it is.
[01:11:56]  And what's really sad is how defensive Groypers get.
[01:12:02]  If you ever want to get guaranteed 100 replies minimum on a tweet, post a banger about Nick Fuentez.
[01:12:11]  You will see like retard Groyper with the Vatican City flag and the crucifix emoji in his name showing up and saying, you're desperate.
[01:12:25]  You're reaching.
[01:12:26]  I didn't realize that your site was ran by the Jews.
[01:12:30]  Come on.
[01:12:31]  Come on.
[01:12:31]  It's not my fault that you picked a Mexican man child for a knee daddy.
[01:12:35]  Don't get mad at me.
[01:12:36]  I'm just, I'm just keeping it real, as they say in the hood.
[01:12:40]  Okay.
[01:12:43]  I don't understand.
[01:12:46]  It just, it's so weird.
[01:12:47]  I don't know.
[01:12:48]  I never understood the Nick Fuentez things.
[01:12:50]  There was like a brief time where I there's been times.
[01:12:56]  I'll put it this way.
[01:12:57]  There's been times where I have wanted to like Nick Fuentez.
[01:13:01]  You know what I mean?
[01:13:02]  I have like tried to see the good in this guy and I cannot find good in him.
[01:13:07]  He's a he's a really nasty person.
[01:13:09]  He says really stupid shit.
[01:13:11]  His political ambitions are fucking retarded.
[01:13:14]  And he comes on his black t-shirt right before.
[01:13:16]  I mean, that's just the most obvious answer is that he went for a quick little goon sesh before his stream.
[01:13:22]  He was planning on showing the merch and just thought, you know, fuck it.
[01:13:25]  Apparently, he was two hours late to this stream, by the way.
[01:13:28]  Like the comments were all like, if you don't want to stream, just say you don't want to stream and stream the next day.
[01:13:33]  He was like two and a half hours late to the stream.
[01:13:36]  And at some point, he shows up with the merchandise and with the crusty stain on his shirt.
[01:13:40]  So I don't know what he was doing for his two and a half hours, but it just, it's just obvious.
[01:13:46]  Like he put on all this shit before the stream and then masturbated between doing that and starting the stream.
[01:13:51]  And it's just like he didn't think about it.
[01:13:56]  Don't get mad.
[01:13:57]  Again, don't get mad at me.
[01:13:58]  There's one guy who listens to my stream and says, like, Josh, you only say negative things about Nick Fuentez.
[01:14:04]  You take every shot you possibly can at him.
[01:14:07]  There's nothing good to say about him, bro.
[01:14:10]  There's like nothing good.
[01:14:11]  He doesn't do anything.
[01:14:12]  He sits in the sits alone in fucking Illinois in a, in like a, um, in like his studio basement by himself.
[01:14:21]  He doesn't have like a Groyper like fortress.
[01:14:27]  He doesn't have like, you know, he doesn't have like a Waco compound or whatever the fuck.
[01:14:30]  He's completely by himself in like one of the shittiest places of the entire country.
[01:14:35]  Like he's somebody so accustomed to routine that he's addicted to like chicken McNuggies and he can't leave the bluest state in like outside of California and New York.
[01:14:47]  He's like in Illinois, right?
[01:14:50]  He can't like it would be way more respectable if he went out somewhere, used his money to buy like you know 20 acres and like an eight bedroom building in Texas or or Idaho or something.
[01:15:03]  And then people went there and he had like his Reiper generals living with him and they were putting out media.
[01:15:09]  They were working together.
[01:15:10]  They were trying to promote people and devoting a certain way.
[01:15:13]  They're trying to spread news.
[01:15:14]  There's like things that he could do to like show that he's serious and that he takes himself seriously and he takes what he's he's trying to accomplish seriously.
[01:15:25]  And sitting in front of a cheap green screen and reading the news and taking super chats is not how you do that.
[01:15:32]  It's just not.
[01:15:36]  He has so many people who follow him that if he gave a shit, if he actually fucking tried, if he wasn't handcuffed by the feds into doing gay ops, most likely, he could actually accomplish some stuff.
[01:15:50]  But he's again, he's a man child.
[01:15:52]  He doesn't know any, he doesn't know a different life.
[01:15:55]  He sits at his fucking his computer.
[01:15:58]  He plays Valorant of all fucking games.
[01:16:01]  Valorant, one of the gayest fucking games ever made.
[01:16:06]  And he eats chicken nuggies and he's like so afraid of change, he can't even leave Illinois.
[01:16:10]  It's like, how am I, how am I, how could anybody respect that?
[01:16:14]  I don't get it.
[01:16:17]  He chose the come pill.
[01:16:18]  That's right.
[01:16:22]  I don't know.
[01:16:22]  I just feel like if we swap bodies, there's, there's shit that I would do the next fucking day to get things going.
[01:16:29]  Like, I don't know how much money he has, but let's just, I think he says that he has seven figures.
[01:16:33]  So let's say you have a million dollars.
[01:16:35]  A million dollars buys you a huge amount of land in a bunch of different rural states.
[01:16:41]  It buys you a compound.
[01:16:43]  It buys you a real studio.
[01:16:47]  It buys you the ability to put people into your compound.
[01:16:50]  And you can, again, you can work together.
[01:16:53]  You can line up media.
[01:16:54]  You can delegate certain topics towards people.
[01:16:59]  You can really do stuff with that kind of money in the capital that he has in terms of people power.
[01:17:07]  He just doesn't.
[01:17:08]  I don't get it.
[01:17:16]  Imagine Fuentes hosting the Mount Instrumentl.
[01:17:18]  know there's a bunch of the thing is i can't even do all that i want to do because i have to keep the site up And I feel like I do more than Fuentes.
[01:17:27]  Is that fair to say that I do more than him?
[01:17:29]  Because I don't know.
[01:17:31]  I would definitely say he's obviously more popular than I am in terms of like, I don't know.
[01:17:35]  It's hard to say because he only has like Twitter followers and stuff.
[01:17:38]  I'm curious to see like line items, but I don't know.
[01:17:42]  There's definitely more you could do, buddy.
[01:17:46]  Anyways, that's Nick Fuentes' cum stain.
[01:17:52]  this is a update on bill blacks.
[01:17:56]  Um, I think that, so this is the third stream in the road that I mentioned him.
[01:18:01]  Um, Last Monday, I want to say was the top stop hating Tommy C pill stream, which Tommy C even commented on.
[01:18:10]  I thought that was funny.
[01:18:12]  I think his comment was something like, this is the only time I've heard this guy talk about me without pure contempt or something like that, which is true.
[01:18:21]  I don't know what it is.
[01:18:22]  I don't even have any reason to hate Tommy C.
[01:18:25]  I just do.
[01:18:26]  Because I guess it's like a natural thing.
[01:18:27]  Some people are genetically predisposed to Tommy C hatred and you have to take a pill for it.
[01:18:32]  I refuse to take any medication ever for any reason.
[01:18:35]  So I'm going to have to miss out on that.
[01:18:38]  I think it's his voice.
[01:18:38]  I just hate his fucking voice.
[01:18:40]  He just sounds like the slimiest fucking grease bag to ever live.
[01:18:43]  I'm proving his point, by the way, but that was his comment.
[01:18:46]  It made me laugh.
[01:18:47]  The second time I mentioned Blow Blacks was on Friday because he had had a little therapy session with Nick D'Oreo and a couple other people.
[01:18:55]  By the way, I made a tweet and I was mistaken.
[01:18:58]  I had just assumed that Tommy C was making fun of Blow Blacks.
[01:19:02]  Tommy C says he hasn't had any real communication with him in a very long time.
[01:19:06]  So it's just Nick D'Oreo and his friends that are making fun of Blow Blacks.
[01:19:12]  And now I mention him today because there is another shocking twist in this in the mental fucking decline of this guy.
[01:19:22]  For some reason, these are the tiniest images ever fucking posted on the internet.
[01:19:27]  Really great job.
[01:19:29]  Just thank you, Gunt Super Soldier, my strongest warrior.
[01:19:32]  I really like these thumbnails for fucking ants, bro.
[01:19:36]  Nick D'Oreo says, and this is a quote of a tweet.
[01:19:43]  Blowblacks posts on Zitter saying, by the way, this is the optics check I was screaming at Nick about.
[01:19:52]  I didn't want to come out as non-binary yet, but I feel like I have to now because screaming at Nick about optics checks looks more unhinged without this context.
[01:20:02]  This is a conversation where Nick D'Oreo says, I don't know, bro.
[01:20:04]  I would just stop tweeting stuff like that.
[01:20:06]  You're randomly tweeting about non-binary people being valid doesn't make people doesn't make people be valid.
[01:20:12]  You're using the correct pronouns in a video while others are misgendering people while make them feel valid.
[01:20:17]  Tweeting trans rights is infinitely less valuable than just treating trans people like normal human beings in your actual content.
[01:20:23]  That's why people are saying that you're virtue singling.
[01:20:26]  And then Blow Black says, I'm non-binary.
[01:20:29]  That's why I tweeted it.
[01:20:30]  I told Slacker three years ago you can confirm it with him.
[01:20:33]  Ryan Beard also knew.
[01:20:36]  Now let's get a picture.
[01:20:37]  Can we get a picture of this guy up real quick?
[01:20:40]  I know there's one in the thread.
[01:20:43]  By the way, I called this a fucking year ago.
[01:20:45]  Here we go.
[01:20:45]  So he's got long hair because he's a heckin' NB.
[01:20:48]  Can we get a hecking valid in B?
[01:20:51]  That's what you're looking at right here.
[01:20:53]  Is that a man?
[01:20:54]  No.
[01:20:55]  Is that a woman?
[01:20:57]  No.
[01:20:57]  That is a heckin' valid NB chat.
[01:21:02]  Get it right.
[01:21:03]  They, them, motherfucker.
[01:21:06]  Also, really funny.
[01:21:07]  I don't know if this is the next one.
[01:21:09]  No, it's not the next one that I have lined up.
[01:21:11]  I think it was this thread or after this page.
[01:21:17]  Yes, it is.
[01:21:18]  Okay.
[01:21:18]  From Catboy Ranch Dressing.
[01:21:21]  I'll give him the most special sticker because I forgot about this until he posted it.
[01:21:26]  He says, this is from Queen Cafalz.
[01:21:29]  Queen Cafalz ordains to notice this lowly peon.
[01:21:34]  He says, Josh, I love Sonic.
[01:21:39]  Please respond.
[01:21:41]  To which Blow Blacks replies, that's epic as fuck.
[01:21:45]  Josh, do you like this meme?
[01:21:49]  And then it's a picture of our video that someone had clipped.
[01:21:53]  Velvet Bunny clipped this from the Queen Cafal stream.
[01:21:56]  I think he's bouncing up and down to jiggle his man tits.
[01:22:00]  And he says, in this clip, I was making fun of how they give Rose, Rouge, Rouge, Rogue, Rogue?
[01:22:08]  I think it's Rogue.
[01:22:09]  Rogue the Bat Jiggle Physics in SA2.
[01:22:14]  Which Blow Blacks replies, Lol.
[01:22:19]  This is very spicy.

=== Cognitive Dissonance Meme (15:18) ===

[01:22:20]  This is a hot sonic flirtation between two trans-identifying people.
[01:22:28]  This is why they transition because the love life, the romance, the eroticism between two non-binaries, two transgenders is the stickiest, warmest love and passion that exists.
[01:22:43]  Man and woman cannot complete.
[01:22:45]  Cis people don't even apply.
[01:22:48]  This is what you get when you cross to the to cross the realm, cross the threshold.
[01:22:54]  Keffels continues.
[01:22:57]  I feel the same way about my content, but with trans people.
[01:23:03]  A lot of teenagers message me saying I gave them the courage to come out to their parents.
[01:23:12]  It's a really good feeling.
[01:23:15]  Which Blow Blacks replies, I'm really happy that young trans people feel more confident because of your presence online.
[01:23:22]  Every type of person needs someone else to be inspired by, help push and improve their self-confidence.
[01:23:27]  It just so happens that people who can do that are lacking in more niche communities like trans and autistic.
[01:23:34]  So I'm glad you can provide that space for people.
[01:23:36]  Keffels replies and says, they call him Bo Blacks because he bows out your blacks.
[01:23:45]  I've been thinking of this one for weeks.
[01:23:47]  I don't know how to make it funnier.
[01:23:49]  Please help.
[01:23:51]  Blow Blacks replies saying, haha, I have no idea how to make it funnier.
[01:24:00]  Just like, I'm just, these two people.
[01:24:05]  Imagine, hold out your hands like you're riding a bicycle chat.
[01:24:09]  You're holding your hands out straight parallel to your shoulders, okay?
[01:24:14]  Then imagine that you have grasped two cold, dead, big fish by the tail fin.
[01:24:25]  And you have these two cold, wet, dead fish, and you're slapping them against the table.
[01:24:32]  It's just like pep, Just slapping these fish.
[01:24:36]  And it's just completely flaccid, limp, what's it clammy, slimy, gross.
[01:24:50]  That is the kind of kinetic energy between these two forces.
[01:24:54]  And then Kefels even gets left on red.
[01:24:58]  Kefels says, I, in blow blacks, does not reply.
[01:25:05]  I want to get...
[01:25:06]  I want to get back to the Kettle Tools joke here.
[01:25:08]  Keffel says, they call him Bo Blacks because he bows out your blacks.
[01:25:19]  I feel like it doesn't make sense.
[01:25:22]  He's trying to say if you swap the L and make it blow backs, then it makes sense, which he could have done.
[01:25:30]  He could have done to make the joke make sense, but he chose not to because he's autistic and retarded.
[01:25:36]  Suffer, Trannies.
[01:25:38]  Okay, next.
[01:25:39]  We have thoroughly humiliated.
[01:25:41]  Oh, wait, no, there's more.
[01:25:42]  I forgot about this.
[01:25:42]  Oh, my God.
[01:25:43]  Okay, so Nick D'Oreo decided I'm going to completely ruin this guy's life.
[01:25:48]  I'm going to post all these DMs out of context.
[01:25:51]  I don't know.
[01:25:51]  I think he went fully in context and just scrolled down the entire thing.
[01:25:54]  So these are the unhinged DMs.
[01:25:57]  I've not read these yet.
[01:25:59]  They could suck.
[01:25:59]  Let's see, chat.
[01:26:00]  Is Nick D'Oreo going to let me down?
[01:26:02]  Turkey Tom has today.
[01:26:05]  What about Nick D'Oreo?
[01:26:07]  Josh, not that one.
[01:26:09]  Says, I did fuck up and kept trying to roast Destiny after my bad tweet.
[01:26:12]  I want to let you know that I'm not trying to be unfair to him.
[01:26:15]  I'm just going nutto a bit lol.
[01:26:18]  I'm going to be taking a small step back from being super active online for a bit.
[01:26:22]  Just want to let you know that I'm going to let myself turn into a low cal or become another casualty in illicit commentary friends lost.
[01:26:31]  I don't know if he's trying to say I'm not going to let myself or if he is deliberately saying that.
[01:26:38]  He says, also, feel free to DM me if you think I tweet something bad.
[01:26:43]  That indicates a cognitive dissonance.
[01:26:45]  On one hand, he's like, I really want to avoid this, but on the other hand, I know that it's happening.
[01:26:49]  So I'm just going to, like, he tries to write, I'm not going to turn to a little cow.
[01:26:52]  And his brain is just like, yeah, that's a directive override, boy.
[01:26:56]  You're not typing those four letters.
[01:26:59]  He says, I need you to listen and think about what I said and make a real apology.
[01:27:06]  Not public optics.
[01:27:08]  Not public, no optics, just you talking to me.
[01:27:11]  I think you fucking owe me that if you even respect me a little bit.
[01:27:15]  Video form, written form, whatever.
[01:27:16]  I understand that this is a mistake on your part and you had no malicious intent, but I think it's a big fuck up.
[01:27:20]  I don't know if it's being said so, but yeah, I'm always worried about being too whiny or bitchy, which is why I like retards like Kim step on me for so many years with zero respect.
[01:27:30]  And now I see that you were doing the same shit with Destiny, letting him walk all over you to correct the record when he called you a big fat retard on his stream over a fucking boogie 298 DMs to all judges.
[01:27:45]  Alex then, I guess he's talking to Alex.
[01:27:47]  I don't know who that is.
[01:27:48]  He says, the reason I kicked you for, oh, I think this is messages to Alex from Blowblacks.
[01:27:53]  He says, the reason I kicked you for my private was because yesterday I was trying to stop my sister from committing suicide while all the pokey stuff was going on.
[01:28:02]  Dude, is he talking about what?
[01:28:05]  Isn't Pokey the one that did the Hogwarts Legacy?
[01:28:08]  His sister, his sister's like, oh my god, Pokemane is being canceled because of Hogwarts Legacy.
[01:28:15]  It's over.
[01:28:16]  I love you, Pokemane.
[01:28:19]  She's dead.
[01:28:20]  Blowbacks runs in.
[01:28:22]  He's like, no, no.
[01:28:26]  I can't believe it.
[01:28:32]  Anyways, I couldn't vent in real life, so I used my private.
[01:28:35]  And then you started reposting publicly to get me in more trouble.
[01:28:38]  Something I couldn't deal with that day.
[01:28:40]  So I removed you.
[01:28:41]  I'll add you back later.
[01:28:42]  I know you don't mean harm and are just trolling with online drama.
[01:28:45]  Normally, I'd be fun with it, but yesterday was not a good time because of the Pokemon suicide.
[01:28:50]  Many people, many, many, many VTuber fans committed Sepiku after the Pokemon debacle.
[01:28:59]  He continues.
[01:29:00]  Maybe it won't be as good as doing Mayo Monkey moments than hot.
[01:29:04]  Okay.
[01:29:06]  I can't show you the YouTube thing because YouTube is blocking my VPN, I think.
[01:29:15]  Okay, hold up, hold up.
[01:29:21]  Oh, I'm not going to be able to find it.
[01:29:23]  Because he made that like his alternative handle.
[01:29:34]  Here we go.
[01:29:36]  Please work.
[01:29:39]  Is it going to work?
[01:29:40]  It's loading, chat.
[01:29:43]  Literally being a mayo monkey, see?
[01:29:48]  I can do this all day.
[01:29:51]  I don't get fucked up at all.
[01:29:57]  If you question how high I am, like, now he's so he's eaten mayo on raw straight mayo several times on stream before, which has earned him the title Mayo Monkey, which is like a like a like a fake slur for white people.
[01:30:14]  And he's embraced that.
[01:30:16]  His private Twitter account is called Mayo Monkey Blacks or some shit.
[01:30:21]  But he continues.
[01:30:22]  There's so much stuff I want to tell you, mostly positive, but I'm not ready yet, and you probably won't be a week or two.
[01:30:27]  But I want to have a fun Discord chat about the gender stuff.
[01:30:29]  If you're open to just, if you're open for just one, then I'll stay private and bother you with it.
[01:30:34]  But we'll have a theoretical call in a week or two.
[01:30:36]  Also, I'm still he him, Josh, and like pussy and women only.
[01:30:40]  Dick on girls is okay to though.
[01:30:42]  LOL.
[01:30:45]  This nigga.
[01:30:48]  This nigga is gay.
[01:30:52]  This nigga gay as fuck.
[01:30:55]  This nigga sucks dick.
[01:30:57]  This nigga gay.
[01:31:00]  I've already called that, by the way.
[01:31:01]  I called this literally a year ago.
[01:31:03]  And all that he was doing publicly was defending Queen Kafalls.
[01:31:07]  And I knew it.
[01:31:09]  I was like, there's no, nobody defends trans except Chasers, bro.
[01:31:14]  Actually, I'll say this one thing because it's helpful for you and drama stuff, but gender euphoria is like a hard drug.
[01:31:20]  And I understand why trans people go so crazy off of it.
[01:31:23]  It's a good thing, but too.
[01:31:24]  Good.
[01:31:25]  This nigga, a gooner.
[01:31:27]  My gender euphoria stuff is a goon thing, man.
[01:31:32]  Poor blow black covering himself in mayo all day all day, every day.
[01:31:40]  No excuses for coughals and ABBA behavior.
[01:31:44]  Though Jen told me some private stuff about her at VidCon, I don't know the updates.
[01:31:48]  And it's not a fetish.
[01:31:49]  If you want an idea, this freak is who I identify with the most.
[01:31:54]  We don't.
[01:31:54]  If you want an idea, this freak is who I identify with the most.
[01:31:58]  We don't need a big trans convo besides you just understanding this if you want.
[01:32:03]  And there's an Instagram account called Break the Binary.
[01:32:09]  But yeah, bye for real this time.
[01:32:11]  Have an amazing drama-filled week, dude.
[01:32:14]  Tons of tea.
[01:32:16]  Okay, last thing I promise.
[01:32:19]  I'm making super secret vlogs for therapy as bi gender.
[01:32:24]  I can add you to the email list of friends who can see them and oh, dude.
[01:32:29]  Man, I can't think of anything I'd like more than to be on your mailing list for super secret vlogs about being bi gender.
[01:32:37]  Wow, what a great idea.
[01:32:39]  Sign me up, please.
[01:32:40]  I can't, I want to be one of the first to know.
[01:32:44]  I watch them with my cereal in the morning.
[01:32:47]  What an exciting idea.
[01:32:51]  Wow.
[01:32:52]  If that's not cool, too, no pressure.
[01:32:54]  I'm recording the videos as if they were public, even though they aren't.
[01:32:59]  I know I didn't tell you, but at least trust that I'm not a virtue signally faggot.
[01:33:03]  I'm not retarded.
[01:33:04]  I know psychologic.
[01:33:06]  I studied it.
[01:33:07]  He studied psychologic.
[01:33:10]  While you were wasting time in the gym, wasting time at work, he was studying psychologic.
[01:33:17]  Trans people are mentally ill with gender dysphoria.
[01:33:19]  I know I'm mentally ill and have gender dysphoria.
[01:33:22]  It's not a fun condition, and I don't want to be non-binary.
[01:33:26]  I'm a fucking person, bro.
[01:33:27]  Not a fucking optics machine pumping up perfectly optical, politically natural shit all day.
[01:33:33]  How embarrassing.
[01:33:34]  Just say that you're a faggot.
[01:33:36]  Just get fucked in the ass by a dude, dude.
[01:33:38]  Being a faggot's less gay than this shit.
[01:33:41]  This shit where he's like obviously gay, and then he has to like pretend that he's like a straight man and like a they-them body.
[01:33:48]  It's like that's so much gayer than just like getting fucked in the ass, bro.
[01:33:51]  Just get fucked in the ass.
[01:33:53]  Just say you're like getting fucked in the ass.
[01:33:55]  Why you gotta be this way?
[01:33:56]  What's wrong with you?
[01:34:00]  You know, it's 2024 threaty.
[01:34:02]  You can just say that you're a faggot.
[01:34:05]  That's all there is to it.
[01:34:08]  Okay.
[01:34:10]  So iDubbbs was being made fun of on his own subreddit for having really shitty tattoos.
[01:34:17]  So to epically own the haters, many years ago, by the way, he put on this fake tattoo of the monster energy drink.
[01:34:26]  Years later, the official Monster Energy brand account found this and said, kind of wish I never saw this.
[01:34:35]  Now you can see this was from December.
[01:34:37]  This is from the turn of the new year in 2021.
[01:34:39]  And Monster Energy just found it.
[01:34:41]  So four years later, more than that, four and a half years later, no, three years later, three and a half years later, Monster Energy retweets this and says, well, he wasn't seen this, which is pretty funny.
[01:34:50]  So iDubbbs, not to be dunked on by the Monster Energy brand, published a 22 minutes in, or 27 minute long video defending trans athletes.
[01:35:09]  A rambling, incoherent diatribe about how if you kick men out of women's sports, you're actually hurting real women.
[01:35:21]  And he bases this off of an extreme minority of people who have chromosomal issues completely and totally fucking inapplicable to the question of transgender men in women's sports.
[01:35:36]  But he goes on for 27 minutes glazing, polishing the girl dick as hard as he possibly can, saying, no, really, you don't understand.
[01:35:46]  And by the way, by the way, by the way, sweaty, the thing that women look masculine hurts real women.
[01:35:54]  And it also hurts, it's also Wraithith, because when the Olympics were happening back in the day, Americans said that Polith women look really, really masculine and accused them of being men when they lost.
[01:36:06]  So therefore, women have absolutely no expectation that they should be having an even playing field.
[01:36:12]  And if a man wants to walk into the ring and beat the fuck out of them, he's completely losing his rights to do so because we wouldn't want to offend anybody in the process.
[01:36:20]  That's what really matters.
[01:36:22]  He talks about how it's unfair.
[01:36:24]  It's unfair to single out these women with chromosomal issues or who were born in the wrong body but have taken estrogen for 20 million years.
[01:36:36]  It's so unfair to them.
[01:36:38]  But makes no mention, by the way, of if it's unfair to the women competing.
[01:36:43]  So, okay, you want to clip?
[01:36:45]  You know what?
[01:36:46]  I have to go to the bathroom.
[01:36:46]  Let's go right to them in the fucking middle.
[01:36:48]  And I'll play a clip of this so that you can suffer through iDubbbs transplaining boxing.
[01:36:55]  What it means to have a trans athlete competing as a man or a woman.
[01:36:59]  Each federation is deciding different things.
[01:37:01]  Now, I bring up these federations because the IBA is the Federation for Boxing.
[01:37:06]  They are specifically the ones who have been working with the International Olympic Committee to put on boxing at the Olympics.
[01:37:13]  Now, ever since, I want to say the 2016 Olympics, there was some match fixing or accusations of match fixing, and the IOC and IBA have been butting heads.
[01:37:23]  So Iman and Lin Yuting both competed in the IBA tournament in New Delhi in 2023, and they did well.
[01:37:30]  But after the tournament, their sex test results came back.
[01:37:34]  The sex test for Iman Khalif and Lin Yu Ting both came back as XY.

=== Boxing Federation Rules (16:42) ===

[01:37:39]  The argument that I'm making is that in the year of 2023, when these athletes competed and they were, you know, targeted, sex tested, and stripped of their titles, there was no mention of gender eligibility in the handbook.
[01:37:53]  In the letter that Iman receives from the IBA, it cites section 4.2.1 from the technical handbook.
[01:38:00]  That section basically reads like, we reserve the right to make the final decision on a fighter's eligibility.
[01:38:07]  Case closed, basically.
[01:38:08]  And I just think that is so shitty.
[01:38:11]  If you're going to, you know, go through the effort of making a new handbook every year and changing the rules every year, clearly the rules mean something or they should mean something.
[01:38:21]  Because what's in the handbook for 2024 is basically what they did discreetly in 2023.
[01:38:28]  And none of the fighters had that information.
[01:38:30]  They didn't know what the gender eligibility requirements were.
[01:38:34]  You know, I think he's going to turn out.
[01:38:36]  I'm going to call it.
[01:38:37]  He's turning out.
[01:38:38]  And I was going to say that, because like with Blow Blacks, he keeps his hair long so that he can pretend to be a dainty girl.
[01:38:45]  I think that Ian, he had his hair long in that disgusting mullet for a while, but he just shaved it.
[01:38:50]  So it's like, well, does he have long hair?
[01:38:55]  I think that his shaved head is to facilitate wigs.
[01:38:59]  I think that's what's going on because now he can wear like pink, like bubblegum pink wigs and be like, I'm a putty girl.
[01:39:05]  I'm a pretty girl.
[01:39:07]  And he doesn't have to like deal with his disgusting rat hair mullet as like his girl hair.
[01:39:11]  So he knows that looks bad.
[01:39:13]  So the wig is like the bald head lets him dress up how he wants.
[01:39:17]  It's going to happen, bro.
[01:39:20]  He's going to have he's going to be so utterly and totally emotionally and mentally compromised by the combination of psychiatropic drugs that he takes and Anisa skull fucking him in his head that he will never see himself as a man again.
[01:39:37]  And the only way he'll get off is getting fucked in the ass.
[01:39:40]  It's going to happen.
[01:39:40]  I'm telling you.
[01:39:45]  Next.
[01:39:47]  Ethan Oliver Ralph.
[01:39:51]  It's been a while.
[01:39:53]  There are a couple things that have happened with Senor Ralph.
[01:39:58]  He went to go see Zanda.
[01:40:01]  Zanda.
[01:40:02]  He gets two hours with Zanda a day.
[01:40:04]  And he's thinking of even moving up to Tijuana from the Yucatan Peninsula, moving from the far southeastern side of the country to the far northwestern, right next to Los Angeles, so that he can be closer to Xander and so that his trips to the United States will be less time-intensive and less expensive because he's low in money.
[01:40:25]  Now, I should mention that he has made routine monthly visits.
[01:40:31]  To his credit, he is keeping up with the monthly visits to see Zanda.
[01:40:35]  Since they left, Ethan Ralph has made Saro.
[01:40:42]  Is that the word in Spanish?
[01:40:43]  Saro Eformente.
[01:40:46]  To visit Rosie.
[01:40:48]  He named this daughter after his own mother, the person that he says is the only woman who has ever truly loved him.
[01:40:59]  So a name that he bestowed upon his daughter as a sign of utter respect and admiration for the woman that gave him life.
[01:41:07]  And since they have left, he has seen her Saro times.
[01:41:13]  Really makes you think, huh, chat?
[01:41:18]  Rosie, who?
[01:41:22]  So he posted this.
[01:41:24]  I'll play this because why not?
[01:41:25]  I think this is DSP's reaction to him saying that he's going to go see Zando.
[01:41:31]  This guy has no idea what he's talking about at all.
[01:41:33]  He's slurring his words.
[01:41:35]  He's obviously drunk higher bull.
[01:41:36]  He's a fucking human embarrassment who is a grown adult and he's talking about cutting.
[01:41:40]  Oh, this is Ralph cut that promo and then DSP responded to it and his takedown was actually pretty funny.
[01:41:47]  It was like, Ralph is so obvious that even DSP can get like a surface level read on him and be like, wow, what a fucking embarrassment.
[01:41:54]  A promo, but he's not a pro wrestler, right?
[01:41:56]  He's saying Mark all the time.
[01:41:58]  He's just like the most embarrassing version of man, honestly.
[01:42:02]  Like, he's not even his own self.
[01:42:04]  He thinks in his mind he's a wrestler cutting promos.
[01:42:07]  Dude, you're a guy in sunglasses with a Tijuana Republic hat, a Los Angeles Killstream hoodie sitting in a knockoff gamer chair that probably is worth about 20 bucks with the black and white filter on for some godforsaken reason and a low quality video, right?
[01:42:24]  You're making a six-minute promo that literally has no fucking point.
[01:42:28]  You're talking to your better.
[01:42:30]  Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
[01:42:33]  You're talking to your better, ouch.
[01:42:36]  I like how he brings out the it's in black and white.
[01:42:38]  If you don't know, Ralph puts all his videos in black and white now because he looks so I think he's like dying of liver failure or something.
[01:42:47]  His skin looks.
[01:42:50]  He looks genuinely like he's about to die.
[01:42:53]  It's like he has Rosacea or something.
[01:42:54]  His skin is so splotchy and gross.
[01:42:58]  Like it has to be like, I don't know, his kidneys or livers or both are fucking failing.
[01:43:03]  It's really nasty.
[01:43:05]  Um, the other thing that Ralph has been up to is that, um, well, fucking hookers is one.
[01:43:12]  Um, actually, I think I'll save that to after the fucking hookers.
[01:43:15]  Um, uh, CBDWB says, and this is a really funny post.
[01:43:22]  He says, dude, I saw you going Ariba at Hong Kong last night.
[01:43:26]  Tried to say what's up, but you were on a mission.
[01:43:28]  Isn't that a great place?
[01:43:30]  Ralph says, no way you saw me, LOL.
[01:43:32]  I stayed at the night at their hotel.
[01:43:35]  It's really nice.
[01:43:36]  No chicks, but I saw some in the club, of course.
[01:43:39]  He went to a strip club, and I guess he's too poor to even buy it, but it's actually a brothel.
[01:43:43]  It's like a proper brothel.
[01:43:44]  So he's saying he, dude, he's saying that he rented a hotel room at a brothel.
[01:43:52]  Can you imagine a more disgusting place to lay your head for a night?
[01:43:57]  Like, you're sleeping on so much Mexican spunk in that fucking room, bro.
[01:44:03]  What the fuck are you doing?
[01:44:04]  I don't know if they're like extra cheap because it's like you want to essay, you want to say much of the narrow, you can sleep on the spunk bed.
[01:44:12]  Hey, I give you a friend's discount.
[01:44:16]  Hey, just for you, Gringo.
[01:44:20]  It's uh, it's nice and warm for you.
[01:44:26]  Ralph was like, oh boy, a friend's discount for me with my American Donaro.
[01:44:32]  Don't mind if I do.
[01:44:35]  And yes, I have seen that you kept the bed nice and warm for me.
[01:44:42]  So he went to a strip club, and I guess he threw so many ones that he ran out of cash for like a prostitute and then he left.
[01:44:50]  By the way, this is the really funny thing.
[01:44:52]  Um, oh, wait, let me make sure there's nothing that's should not be on the screen.
[01:44:57]  Let's scroll past this.
[01:45:00]  It's 180 a night and 235 a night on Friday and Saturday.
[01:45:04]  So he can afford approximately $180 a night for a hotel room.
[01:45:08]  That's a lot of money.
[01:45:11]  $180 a night?
[01:45:12]  That's a lot.
[01:45:14]  That's a lot for like a hotel.
[01:45:17]  It's like, I think it's like $100 a night for a hotel, usually, if it's like a nice hotel.
[01:45:21]  $180 is a lot.
[01:45:24]  Dude, can I show this?
[01:45:27]  Yeah, there's no nudity.
[01:45:29]  It's kind of a little bit gross, but because there's like art.
[01:45:32]  I can't see anything.
[01:45:33]  I'll risk it, whatever.
[01:45:36]  It's for political commentary.
[01:45:37]  So he's spending $180 a night.
[01:45:40]  Actually, how much did he?
[01:45:41]  What time did he go on Monday?
[01:45:45]  Okay, so he did get the $180 right.
[01:45:47]  But then he gets this double king bed.
[01:45:50]  That's what our queen bed with a hot tub.
[01:45:53]  And he spent $180 a night and then didn't have a prostitute over from the brothel.
[01:45:57]  So it's like, why spend all that money to sleep in one of the two sides' beds and then not do anything?
[01:46:06]  Someone was posting reviews, by the way.
[01:46:15]  And let's see, where are they?
[01:46:25]  Oh, here's the reviews.
[01:46:26]  Okay, great.
[01:46:33]  Hotel Cascadas.
[01:46:35]  Uh stay away from dangerous.
[01:46:39]  They opened my hotel room at 4:30 a.m. while I was sleeping and demand I pay them $300.
[01:46:45]  They wouldn't leave unless I gave them money.
[01:46:46]  This place is not safe.
[01:46:49]  Don't bother getting any rooms for the jacuzzi.
[01:46:51]  Try two different wounds.
[01:46:52]  It takes about an hour to fill, and the water is warm at best.
[01:46:55]  The water is also very dirty.
[01:46:57]  It's grayish in color, and when you drain it, there are black debris remaining.
[01:47:02]  Decent rooms for the price, but very loud being right above the club.
[01:47:07]  Get a room about above the third floor.
[01:47:12]  So that's that's Ralph living it up like a kang in Tijuana.
[01:47:17]  Um, what the fuck was the third thing I was going to show you?
[01:47:21]  I had it, and then I decided to put it off, and then I lost it.
[01:47:24]  That's how it goes.
[01:47:26]  Oh, this okay?
[01:47:28]  So, like I mentioned, he's in Merida, which is in the Yucatan, and he's trying to move up to Tijuana so he can be closer to Xander so he can see Xander every month, but never talk about Rosie ever again for as long as he lives.
[01:47:38]  Um, he has decided that he wants to rent this place in particular that has a wonderful view of what I believe is the sun setting over the Pacific Ocean.
[01:47:48]  Yeah, you true Baja California uh vantage of the beach right there.
[01:47:53]  Um, Ralph says, Who wants to live in Tijuana with this view every night on the beach?
[01:47:58]  I could do it on my own, $7.50 a month, but it's more than my current rent, and I love Merida.
[01:48:03]  So, the rent for this shack in Baja, California, in Tijuana, on the beach, is $7.50 a month.
[01:48:10]  And Ralph can't afford this, he'll never admit this, but he can't fucking afford $7.50 a month.
[01:48:16]  And then he says, I'm dead serious, no joke, $7.50.
[01:48:19]  I could pull, I could pull by myself easily.
[01:48:22]  Of course, I could afford $7.50.
[01:48:23]  I mean, that's like poverty-level ranting in the United States, but you know, I could pull.
[01:48:28]  I pull that every night.
[01:48:29]  Matter of fact, I could afford that.
[01:48:31]  Literally, he says that he makes $500 a night, and he is begging for a roommate in Mexico to afford $7.50 a month.
[01:48:45]  I could pull by myself easy, but living alone in Tijuana?
[01:48:49]  Why is living alone in Tijuana different than fucking Merida, bro?
[01:48:53]  The chick, the chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block, so she's the one to she's trying to get someone else.
[01:49:02]  I never actually made out with a random on a plane.
[01:49:04]  Highly recommend this guy has suffered like alcohol and induced brain trauma at this point, and now he just lives in like a teenage boy fantasy, pulling like 20 bucks a night for eight hours a stream, and he can't afford a fucking shack on the beach.
[01:49:20]  What a what a pitiful fucking existence, bro.
[01:49:24]  Ralph's really circling, he's not gonna be around.
[01:49:26]  I have a feeling that he's not gonna be around very long because he's he's like he's at the point where it's like he's had a couple dead count dead cat bounces, and they're not happening anymore.
[01:49:36]  Like, he's too afraid to go out and do anything to get attention anymore.
[01:49:40]  So, he just hides in the avocado house in Mexico and then occasionally like posts a tweet that's like funny enough to talk about shameful.
[01:49:52]  Okay, now this is the big news of the stream.
[01:49:57]  Uh, let's start with a soft intro.
[01:49:59]  Actually, I know I have a ham for this.
[01:50:04]  Oh, yeah, now we're talking.
[01:50:05]  That's the good stuff right there.
[01:50:07]  That's the Baldo ham.
[01:50:09]  So let's start the Baldo segment with Aaron Imholt just taking a little jab at Riketa, and then we'll move on.
[01:50:22]  Oh, is that true?
[01:50:24]  JH says Aaron Chrissy Mayer was blaming you for Nick Ricada's downfall.
[01:50:30]  Me?
[01:50:32]  See, I would have said it was the other way around.
[01:50:34]  Like, if I hadn't gotten out of that cyclone of shit, that could have brought me all the way down.
[01:50:40]  Almost did.
[01:50:42]  I would say it's the other way around.
[01:50:43]  He was, he was already a mess when I met him.
[01:50:47]  I mean, high on Molly the night of the show.
[01:50:51]  He licked my face the first night we met.
[01:50:53]  We're at Benton Station, licks my face.
[01:50:55]  Like, come on, we're not licking faces.
[01:50:57]  Stop.
[01:50:58]  He did like three, four times.
[01:50:59]  He was a face licker.
[01:51:02]  Don't be a face licker.
[01:51:04]  Kiki cried.
[01:51:05]  That's funny.
[01:51:06]  This happened on stream, even.
[01:51:08]  I'm pretty sure Rakeda licked his face in the hot tub stream.
[01:51:11]  Does anybody else remember that?
[01:51:12]  Is that like a figment of my imagination?
[01:51:15]  Is that like a rogue memory that I've conjured?
[01:51:18]  I'm pretty sure that happened in the stream.
[01:51:20]  So I remember that they were being really gay with each other in the jacuzzi, and you could tell that the women were both really annoyed by this because it was supposed to be like a hot swinging thing, like where they swapped the wives or whatever.
[01:51:34]  And then the guys are like licking each other, and they're both like visibly disgusted by this.
[01:51:42]  Soft update on the remember that Rakeda has ongoing family issues, criminal issues, and civil issues.
[01:51:51]  And in the civil case, where he's being sued by Steve Quest, aka Montegraph, for defamation per se, where he accused him of being a for all for has always liked sucking little boy dicks, is I believe the exact statement he used.
[01:52:09]  His civil court judge was Judge Pussylicker, also known as Jennifer Fisher.
[01:52:17]  She was asked to recuse in the criminal case.
[01:52:20]  And by Minnesota state law, you get a free, one free do-over with your criminal court judge.
[01:52:28]  So when they asked her to recuse, she did.
[01:52:31]  She didn't challenge it because he statutorily has one free judger roll basically per case.
[01:52:38]  And he believed that it would be a bad idea to let her be the presiding judge.
[01:52:42]  Well, in the civil case, similarly, she has recused, and I believe that this was done suispante.
[01:52:49]  She just simply decided that she would like to recuse from this case.
[01:52:53]  And now, Honorable Stephen J. Winsel is the judge in the civil case.
[01:52:59]  And if that name sounds familiar, it's because that's the judge in the criminal case.
[01:53:03]  So I believe that may also be the judge in the family case, but don't quote me on that.
[01:53:07]  So now this guy is officially the state-appointed baldo handler in all matters, legal, criminal, or civil.
[01:53:17]  Mr. Honor, Honor, Honorable Winsel is at the helm representing Minnesota in these matters.
[01:53:28]  So I don't know what the outcome of that will be.
[01:53:30]  I think there's some reason to speculate that this guy is not on Rakeda's side personally.
[01:53:37]  He probably thinks that Ricada's a dickhead.
[01:53:39]  And the reason why I can say that is because of this filing.
[01:53:44]  Let me think about how I want to address this real quick.
[01:53:48]  Give me a second to get them back.
[01:53:53]  So when Rakeda was arrested, the first thing that happens in a Minnesota trial, as far as I'm aware, is that they schedule something called an omnibus hearing.
[01:54:01]  Now, you have between the point of being indicted and the trial in criminal cases, each state and the federal jurisdictions have their own procedures.
[01:54:12]  And there's a timely way to file certain motions, certain challenges, certain requests before the trial begins.

=== Plea Deal Consequences (14:32) ===

[01:54:21]  Minnesota has a really big hearing, pre-trial hearing, called the omnibus hearing.
[01:54:29]  And unlike in a lot of states, Minnesota gets a lot of stuff done in this one hearing, which is why it's called the omnibus because it's everything.
[01:54:38]  Basically, everything that you want to file before the trial happens at the omnibus hearing.
[01:54:44]  Everything.
[01:54:45]  If you want to file something, it must be done.
[01:54:47]  It must be heard at the omnibus hearing.
[01:54:50]  That's why we sent a bunch of people to this hearing because it's a big deal.
[01:54:53]  And a lot of things that would be hashed out and set the pacing of the case would happen at the omnibus hearing.
[01:55:00]  So the Kiwi SEAL Team 6 or whatever arrives at the court, gets hassled by Ethan Ralph, waves goodbye to him, so on and so forth.
[01:55:09]  That all happens.
[01:55:10]  And it was kind of, it kind of felt underwhelming.
[01:55:12]  And I was a little bit irritated because I assumed that there would be like a continuance and there would be a second omnibus hearing.
[01:55:18]  Because all that happened at the omnibus hearing is that Ricada asked for a Frank's hearing.
[01:55:24]  And a Frank's hearing is named after a Supreme Court precedent where it said that if a police officer lies materially to a judge and gets a warrant and that warrant would not have been granted if that police officer did not lie, then anything that the warrant obtained would be fruit of the poison tree and would be inadmissible in court.
[01:55:49]  So that means the body cam footage.
[01:55:51]  That means the cocaine that they found.
[01:55:53]  That means that the weapons that they found.
[01:55:54]  That means that anything that they found as a result of that warrant would be thrown out.
[01:55:58]  And that's basically as good as dismissing the case, right?
[01:56:02]  So Ricada said that the cop had lied because he watched the stream of Ricada fucked up on whatever, on Coke and alcohol on the big, on the Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed stream.
[01:56:16]  The judge, Officer Pomplin, said that that had happened.
[01:56:19]  And Ricada asked for a Franks hearing and he wrote, his attorney wrote, or some people think that he's writing them, but he wrote and said that Pomplin had watched a stream that was archived on fucking COG, Cognificent, the retard, Jobless Johnny, on his internet backyard or whatever, I can't remember what it's called, on his archive channel.
[01:56:44]  And therefore, he lied materially under oath to the judge, and the warrant would not have been granted if he had said that he had watched an archive.
[01:56:57]  And in part because they said that the stream was edited and watermarked.
[01:57:01]  And the reason why he said that is because Cog on YouTube had added a watermark to the channel.
[01:57:07]  And that's a part of the player.
[01:57:09]  That's not a part of the video.
[01:57:12]  So the way that this works is that he went to the omnibus hearing.
[01:57:16]  He asked for the Franks and nothing else.
[01:57:18]  Kiwi Teen 6 walked away.
[01:57:21]  Felt a little bit underwhelming.
[01:57:23]  Then Ricada files his first motion in support of the Franks hearing, which outlines all the things we just talked about.
[01:57:29]  The state comes back with a reply, says you're full of shit.
[01:57:32]  You're wrong.
[01:57:33]  It's very clear from the affidavit that he's actually being very truthful, very upfront that he watched an archive.
[01:57:40]  The words have a clear meaning because they appear multiple times.
[01:57:44]  And Hardin even told me that when he was a prosecuting attorney, the quality of Virginia warrant requests was far below this.
[01:57:53]  So Pomplin was very deliberate and well-spoken in his request for the search warrant.
[01:58:00]  And it served him well in the trial because Ricada's reply was rejected.
[01:58:06]  And the judge basically said, you know, you're not getting the Franks hearing, which is on its face, a kind of a blow, but it was kind of a long shot to begin with.
[01:58:14]  I mean, it's basically a get-out-jail free card.
[01:58:16]  If he could get the search warrant thrown out over this technicality, then he gets all the evidence thrown as well.
[01:58:21]  And then he's a free man and there's no issue.
[01:58:24]  Except his gambit actually backfired horrifically.
[01:58:28]  And I say that because of this.
[01:58:31]  Preload all these images, actually.
[01:58:35]  Could have done this during the talking bit, but then I fucked it up.
[01:58:39]  Okay, it's actually, oh, I'm gonna go crazy.
[01:58:48]  Here it is.
[01:58:49]  So, this is the order.
[01:58:50]  You ready?
[01:58:52]  The defendant's motion to schedule an evidentiary hearing pursuant to Frank's challenge is denied.
[01:58:58]  So, he didn't even get to have the hearing that they were going to schedule.
[01:59:02]  The judge says, There's no fucking way I'm going to believe this.
[01:59:05]  There's nothing you can show me to change my mind.
[01:59:07]  It's over.
[01:59:08]  You're denied.
[01:59:09]  Then, the defendant's motion to suppress the firearms and ammunition is denied because he raised some kind of challenge about them, about the oh God, what is it?
[01:59:19]  The plain view.
[01:59:20]  I talked about this earlier in the stream.
[01:59:21]  He said that that was not acceptable under the plain view exception to the scope of the search warrant.
[01:59:27]  Judge says that's bullshit.
[01:59:28]  It's in the fucking house.
[01:59:29]  It's in plain view.
[01:59:30]  What more do you want?
[01:59:32]  Or it was in the gun safe or whatever.
[01:59:36]  And then, three, and this is the banger, chat.
[01:59:41]  All other omnibus issues not argued with particularity or otherwise specifically identified to the court as a contested issue at the omnibus hearing, whether included in the written notice or not, are denied, having been waived by the defendant.
[01:59:54]  Now, this was not actually a response to anything in his Frank's hearing motions.
[01:59:59]  This is like a little thing that he's added to himself, saying, We're not having another omnibus.
[02:00:04]  And everybody, everybody thought Bromka from North Dakota and Minnesota, that was one of the Kiwis at the courthouse.
[02:00:14]  Sean thought this.
[02:00:15]  Fucking Hardin thought this.
[02:00:17]  Everybody expected that there would be Omnibus and 2 set out where Rikitta could file a bunch of other bullshit to prolong the case.
[02:00:23]  The judge has said, no, no omnibus hearing, which means, which means that any, because if you remember, Rikada filed all this shit literally like the midnight before the actual omnibus was scheduled.
[02:00:38]  So he hired counsel last second, filed a bunch of shit last second, got the omnibus hearing, raised one thing and one thing, only the Franks hearing.
[02:00:45]  And then the judge was saying, like, look, you put this off to the last second to try this long shot.
[02:00:49]  You don't get to go a second bite at it.
[02:00:51]  You don't get to do this again.
[02:00:53]  So now he's fucked because anything else that he wanted to raise, and he mentions in the Franks hearing motions that he wanted to raise a couple other things in passing.
[02:01:02]  I think the judge even says you made a vague reference to something, but you didn't specifically bring it up or you expect to bring it up later.
[02:01:10]  That's not happening.
[02:01:11]  That's what he's saying here.
[02:01:13]  And that means that now there's going to be a trial.
[02:01:17]  They have a scheduling conference.
[02:01:19]  That's the next thing that's set up.
[02:01:20]  And they're going to decide the dates of different things.
[02:01:22]  And that's mostly technical where they like say, well, I'm busy that week, you know, because attorneys have multiple clients.
[02:01:31]  So Rikita's options are now one of three things.
[02:01:34]  He can either appeal this, and I am almost guaranteed in saying that he will appeal this because he doesn't have a choice.
[02:01:47]  If he's hoping to get this dismissed pre-trial, he must.
[02:01:51]  He has no choice.
[02:01:53]  Not having an omnibus hearing where he raised things that actually succeed is a big detriment to him because he can't squash any evidence or anything.
[02:02:02]  Anything that was supposed to happen before the trial has been denied preemptively because he didn't raise them.
[02:02:10]  So he's kind of fucked.
[02:02:11]  He kind of has to ask the appellate court to give him a second chance.
[02:02:14]  Like, well, wait a second.
[02:02:15]  I didn't know that would be denied.
[02:02:16]  I wouldn't have just asked for the Frank's hearing then.
[02:02:18]  He has to.
[02:02:18]  He has no choice.
[02:02:19]  So, and that's expensive, by the way.
[02:02:22]  Even with Hardin appeals and Supreme Court stuff, that's expensive because there's a lot to it.
[02:02:29]  And then you have to pay fees because the fees go up as you get higher into the ranks and you have to bind things a certain way and you have to pay printing companies.
[02:02:37]  And those are like their fees are monopolies.
[02:02:39]  So they can charge whatever the fuck they want.
[02:02:43]  That shit's expensive.
[02:02:44]  So that's probably going to be at least $10,000 for him to appeal this one motion to the state appellate court.
[02:02:51]  That's a big deal.
[02:02:52]  So he's going to appeal that.
[02:02:54]  He's got his house hasn't his Zillow listing for the second house hasn't sold yet.
[02:02:59]  So he doesn't have that money.
[02:03:01]  He might reduce the price.
[02:03:02]  If any of you are looking for a house in Spicer, Minnesota, keep a look out on that listing because after the shit, when he files his appeal, I have a feeling that that house is going to go down by $20,000 on the Zillow listing.
[02:03:15]  Just keep in mind, you're going to be living next to Ricada.
[02:03:18]  So then, aside from the appeal, he either is going to have to take a plea or he's going to have to go to trial.
[02:03:26]  And this is the issue that they have.
[02:03:31]  If he takes a plea, he's guilty.
[02:03:36]  And if he's guilty, then he no longer has a presumption of innocence.
[02:03:41]  And if he no longer has a presumption of innocence, then the government has no reason to release particularities of public record that may meaningfully harm the reputation of a presumed innocent person.
[02:03:57]  Certain records that I have interest in, chat.
[02:04:02]  If he were to plead out.
[02:04:03]  So he may not plea out specifically because he would not want those specific records to become matters of public record.
[02:04:12]  If he goes to trial, then, of course, he doesn't get a plea deal, which is generally beneficial.
[02:04:22]  I think that it usually goes that it's more expensive and you get a harsher sentence if you fight it out to the bitter fucking end.
[02:04:28]  So he may not get that.
[02:04:32]  But if he goes to trial, then certain matters of public record will enter evidence and then be released as evidence to the public, as all evidence is usually, including things that I have a specific interest in, chat.
[02:04:51]  So that's where we're at with that.
[02:04:55]  And I really, I mean, Ricada's position is so fucked and he's so full of pride.
[02:05:00]  Like a normal person, of course, would simply take the plea because I have a feeling that he's a first-time offender.
[02:05:07]  He's got kids.
[02:05:08]  He needs to support.
[02:05:10]  It's a no-brainer.
[02:05:12]  To what end does the government have in putting an innocent or, you know, not innocent, but like a normal family man in jail for one fuck-up, a non-violent offense, even?
[02:05:26]  None.
[02:05:26]  It costs them money.
[02:05:28]  And you don't pay taxes when you're in jail because you don't make any money.
[02:05:30]  And then you have a bunch of kids that are more reliant on the public systems because they don't have a dad that's taking that's providing for them.
[02:05:37]  So it doesn't make sense for them to be like, hey, let's put you in jail forever.
[02:05:41]  That doesn't make any sense.
[02:05:43]  They just want you to stop costing them money and being a nuisance.
[02:05:46]  That's it.
[02:05:47]  So, yeah, obviously the plea deal would make the most sense.
[02:05:51]  But then if he's guilty, then that opens up Pandora's box, you know?
[02:05:56]  I don't know.
[02:05:58]  He's kind of fucked.
[02:06:01]  I don't feel bad for him because everybody told him that he's fucked.
[02:06:04]  And what's really weird is that he's still so arrogant.
[02:06:08]  He hasn't, it's so.
[02:06:10]  I remember, do you guys remember the special Ricada stream that I did after he got arrested?
[02:06:16]  I think I had like two special Ricada streams in a row where I did like a full front-to-back commentary on his anime sucks cope and sneez chat or stream.
[02:06:28]  And then I did like another stream that was immediately after that that was mostly just about him being arrested and his arraignment in jail.
[02:06:37]  And I remember I made a prediction.
[02:06:39]  I don't know if it was a prediction.
[02:06:40]  I hesitate to call it that, but I was thinking aloud about how what I expected him to do once he got out of jail.
[02:06:48]  I expected that he would sit the three-day weekend in jail, but he got out with Bond.
[02:06:53]  And then with recognizance bond, then he paid the money so he could not do piss tests.
[02:06:59]  And then, funnily enough, and he rewrites history.
[02:07:03]  He paid that money so he wouldn't have to piss test.
[02:07:07]  But then the family court made him do test anyways without any way out of it as part of the custody stuff.
[02:07:14]  So he has to do the piss test anyway.
[02:07:16]  So he paid all that money for nothing.
[02:07:21]  And he tries to make that out like it was just like, oh, I had no idea that was going to happen.
[02:07:27]  And then when they said you got to go pee-pees in the cup, I was like, oh, of course, I'll do anything to get my children back.
[02:07:32]  He paid so much fucking money to the point where he had to put a mortgage out on his house to get the $100,000 for him and his wife.
[02:07:39]  And then they p-tested him anyways.
[02:07:41]  And I know that's what happened.
[02:07:44]  He can try to, he can cope and sneeze that it was something else.
[02:07:47]  I know he paid not to do the test.
[02:07:48]  And then they made him do the test anyways.
[02:07:51]  But I was thinking, as I said, that I was imagining what his first actions would be after he got out.
[02:07:57]  He would get out and then he would have to stream again.
[02:08:00]  That's his job.
[02:08:01]  So what's he going to do?
[02:08:02]  And I imagined in my head that what he would do is he would come out and then he would do a like a coming to Jesus moment, I suppose what you would say is what PPP would say.
[02:08:15]  He likes to use that phrase.
[02:08:17]  And he would say, like, you know, I know I've been fucked up.
[02:08:19]  I know I've let people down.
[02:08:22]  I'm going to work with the state.
[02:08:24]  I'm going to get my kids back.
[02:08:25]  Honestly, I thought there was a really good chance because I didn't see how there could be any other way to address it.
[02:08:31]  You have to stream to make your money.
[02:08:35]  You have to be popular.
[02:08:36]  You have to have people's respect.
[02:08:38]  People have to want to give you money and respect you in order for you to make your job doing this avenue.
[02:08:45]  So I saw no possible way for him to come back and not do that and not do the, you know, I've learned a lot type of thing.

=== Rehab Condition Check (06:40) ===

[02:08:54]  And I was completely blown away.
[02:08:56]  I remember even saying on the stream, though, that he may not do that because he's like such an arrogant buffoon.
[02:09:03]  And then like his first stream back, he comes back and starts accusing the government of all this fucking conspiracy and naming specific workers out, saying that they hated him and they had past relations and they had prejudice against him and they lied on their oath.
[02:09:17]  Like all this crazy fucking shit.
[02:09:19]  Like immediately when his first day back, I'm thinking, holy fuck.
[02:09:23]  I can't even believe it.
[02:09:24]  Can't even believe it.
[02:09:27]  That that's the avenue you want to go.
[02:09:29]  Like, yeah, it's just, I don't even know.
[02:09:32]  I guess his kid testing positive for cocaine is like the worst thing and people would never forgive him for that.
[02:09:37]  But it's like there was definitely, I think there was definitely an opportunity after the arrest for him to try and make amends and be good Christian dad again.
[02:09:49]  And for whatever fucking reason, there's, I'm sorry, there's no fucking way that April M. Hall is that good at anything that it's worth it.
[02:10:00]  She either has like a mountain of dirt on this guy that would make your fucking skin crawl or he's just like actually brain damaged.
[02:10:07]  The holes have like gone from end to end.
[02:10:11]  You could take one of those little fuzzy metal bendy straw things, pipe cleaner.
[02:10:16]  You could take a pipe cleaner and weasel that through his brain without ever hitting any gray matter because there's so many fucking holes in it.
[02:10:24]  that's the only thing i can come up with at this point uh that's that's the recap thing everything Everything he's been working on the past couple weeks since the omnibus hearing, since the last time I talked about him.
[02:10:41]  I think it's been three weeks even because I know that he came back from his three-week hiatus to stream recently.
[02:10:47]  I want to say it's probably been three weeks since the omnibus, since I talked about the Kiwis going to the courthouse.
[02:10:54]  And in that time, his big project, the Franks hearing, is completely and totally eviscerated.
[02:11:01]  And not only was that eviscerated, it also appears that he's really shot himself in the foot and he missed a lot of more realistic, opportunistic ways to mitigate damage and posture the case in his favor by only raising the Franks hearing at the omnibus, expecting that he would just get a second omnibus hearing because he's Nick Ricada and he's special.
[02:11:25]  There you go.
[02:11:25]  That's the Ricada update.
[02:11:27]  Baldoham, you are dismissed to slink back away to your cracked in with your two hamster wives.
[02:11:40]  Okay, so speaking of corn appearances, I don't know if Locale Supreme did this or if it was somebody else, but somebody went to the Louisa County Courthouse in Central Virginia to see the, I don't know what you would even call this, but boss man went there to figure out what his fate would be if he would be allowed to leave the jail.
[02:12:07]  He's, of course, being held in the Central Virginia Regional Jail, which is the same jail that Chris Chen was held in.
[02:12:14]  He's been there quite a few times in recent months, recent years, and he's hoping to stay out of it this time.
[02:12:21]  So I'll simply read Locale Supreme's recount because I don't think I can summarize something I didn't attend myself.
[02:12:26]  He says, our boy's luck holds up.
[02:12:29]  He's going to rehab.
[02:12:30]  Austin entered the courtroom wearing high-viz orange jumpsuits with several other inmates.
[02:12:36]  He appeared very timid, more so than any of the other prisoners in their posture and how they spoke to the judge or their attorney.
[02:12:42]  His hair was disheveled but clean.
[02:12:43]  His face and hands also appeared clean, so he has taken a shower in the past day.
[02:12:48]  His overall condition, though, seemed butt-broken and meek.
[02:12:51]  I would say he's lost at least five pounds since in jail, as he looked very gaunt, more so than when he's cracked out.
[02:12:59]  Attorney Brian Jones was actually very competent in the other cases.
[02:13:03]  I was able to hear, so our boy is in good hands.
[02:13:05]  When called up, the first thing Jones did was bring up the fact that Rat Dad or Scott, or bring up Rat Dad slash Scott to the stand and inform the judge that if allowed out, dad would be immediately taking Austin to inpatient rehab where he was already secure to bed.
[02:13:21]  The program is for 30 days, and I believe it was called Edra or something similar.
[02:13:25]  So I'll have to look it back up.
[02:13:28]  I'm back in civilization.
[02:13:29]  Bro, as if fucking Central Virginia is outside of civilization.
[02:13:33]  Calm down.
[02:13:35]  The judge then asked the prosecutor for any objections and the prosecutor, Austin's attorney, and the judge reviewed several test results where the judge had been asked.
[02:13:42]  These were not visible, but from the reactions on their face, Austin was peeing very hot.
[02:13:48]  So his drug tests were very negative.
[02:13:52]  The prosecutor did not have an issue with the rehab being offered.
[02:13:55]  And so it was ordered that Austin, Curtis Peterson, bossman Jack would receive personal recognizance bonds for $1,000 effective 2 p.m. with conditions that his father, Scott, pick him up from the Central Virginia Regional Jail and take him straight to rehab.
[02:14:09]  He has continued to test for and remain clean for marijuana, illicit drugs, and alcohol.
[02:14:15]  And the judge specifically said marijuana.
[02:14:19]  Review hearing to ensure bond conditions of rehab were met is scheduled for October 24th and preliminary hearing for the dread possession set for November 21st.
[02:14:32]  Review hearing.
[02:14:33]  So that's in a month from now.
[02:14:35]  Where I guess they'll check him out on rehab and see if he completed the program successfully.
[02:14:42]  And then they're going to figure out what the fuck to do with him on the 21st for real.
[02:14:46]  And I assume that his it's I understand what they're doing.
[02:14:51]  I'm not very familiar with drug cases, but I assume that he's going to have a trial regardless.
[02:14:56]  So it's up to the court to decide if they're going to keep him in jail or allow him to go out.
[02:15:01]  Since he already fucked up his bond, now they're saying you can go out, but only if you're going to rehab.
[02:15:06]  And then after you complete rehab, we're going to have to figure out what to do with you again if we're going to let you stay at home again or if we're going to keep you in jail until the actual preliminary hearing on November 21st.
[02:15:20]  So if he doesn't do well on rehab and get a good grade on his rehab behavior, then they might put him back in jail until November 21st.
[02:15:29]  If he is doing well, they'll allow him to stay out with a probation officer testing him.

=== Bond Violation Reaction (02:49) ===

[02:15:34]  That's what it sounds like.
[02:15:37]  So, naturally, of course, this was his reaction on the way home.
[02:15:45]  I say is that preloads very slowly.
[02:15:49]  Killing the joke in the process with every second waste.
[02:15:52]  Why is it so fucking slow?
[02:15:55]  I blame you, Bruno.
[02:15:58]  How'd you get this video so fucking big?
[02:16:04]  All right, Geiler.
[02:16:09]  And, oh man, it's going to kill the.
[02:16:11]  It's going to kill it entirely.
[02:16:15]  It's such a good clip, too.
[02:16:17]  And it's being ruined by the Kiwi Farm's chugging, chugging spunk.
[02:16:26]  All right, guys, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[02:16:29]  All right, I'll throw the way home, bitch!
[02:16:42]  A rival is Dr. Deto Dead.
[02:16:44]  What?
[02:16:50]  Back when Ralph was fat and sassy and not just doped up in his crack shack.
[02:17:02]  No, this was his actual reaction.
[02:17:05]  Woo, Rick Flair.
[02:17:08]  Much more tactful.
[02:17:09]  I think he even posted himself eating a sandwich or something.
[02:17:11]  He loves those big Rubens or whatever.
[02:17:14]  He immediately went back to this is it.
[02:17:18]  The Big Buford.
[02:17:19]  Sorry.
[02:17:20]  That's the one that he likes to eat.
[02:17:22]  Eat that.
[02:17:23]  What's the Big Buford from?
[02:17:24]  Is that from Wendy?
[02:17:29]  Pretty big sandwich, not gonna lie.
[02:17:31]  He did eat.
[02:17:33]  I don't know.
[02:17:33]  That's a meme.
[02:17:34]  Every time he gets out of jail, he wants a big Buford and he eats a Big Buford on camera.
[02:17:39]  His mom cleaned his room.
[02:17:41]  The door actually got out.
[02:17:42]  He leaves the house and the house starts healing.
[02:17:45]  It's like a scene where things are filmed in reverse and things just start flying back onto the shelves.
[02:17:50]  The bed tidies itself.
[02:17:51]  The door goes back onto the hinges.
[02:17:53]  Crazy.
[02:17:55]  So he gets in the, as you can see, he's live streaming himself.
[02:18:02]  And then people, because the judge says that he had to go straight to rehab.
[02:18:08]  So they took him home first.
[02:18:10]  And a lot of rats, you know, the Redditors, the snark sub faggots, they're like, oh, let's report him to his parole officer because he didn't go straight home.
[02:18:19]  And of course, he's streaming this.

=== CSGO Skin Selling Rush (04:41) ===

[02:18:24]  Yeah, the door's fixed, guys.
[02:18:26]  Can you fucking believe any of these things?
[02:18:28]  My door is finally fixed.
[02:18:32]  Holy shit ball.
[02:18:34]  Holy shit ball.
[02:18:36]  There's no way.
[02:18:38]  There's no way.
[02:18:42]  Dear baby Jesus, thank you very much for the door.
[02:18:45]  I've always wanted one.
[02:18:46]  I'm so thankful you finally got me one, sir.
[02:18:49]  Thank you.
[02:18:49]  Amen.
[02:18:50]  I think it was your dad that bought the door, bro.
[02:18:57]  Where is oh yeah, this is it?
[02:19:03]  Okay.
[02:19:04]  All right.
[02:19:05]  So what he was doing at home, by the way, is that, you see, Bossman Jack is a very unusual person.
[02:19:11]  And Bossman Jack wanted during his Gamba sessions to store the value of his winnings in something not immediately liquidatable so that he could hold some of his earnings in a way that he couldn't Gamba it.
[02:19:27]  So in the past, he had bought precious metals on the internet.
[02:19:31]  And I thought that was great as a precious metals enjoyer myself.
[02:19:34]  I thought that was a really smart idea because it's much more difficult to impulsively sell gold than it is to just, you know, put cryptocurrency back into a casino.
[02:19:44]  So he bought CSGO skins.
[02:19:47]  And one of the skins that he had was worth $12,000.
[02:19:50]  And he was going to sell it for cheap.
[02:19:52]  And he did.
[02:19:52]  He did it on the stream.
[02:19:53]  He sold it for $10,000 to some Russian guy, it looked like.
[02:19:57]  But because the guy's plan is to sell it for more money, obviously.
[02:20:03]  I don't know.
[02:20:03]  I think that CSGO skins are like a money laundering thing.
[02:20:06]  So there was some purpose to him buying that.
[02:20:07]  Anyways, while he was doing that, he lit up a cigarette.
[02:20:10]  And the rats in the snark Discord or whatever the fuck contacted the prosecuting attorney who immediately contacted his attorney because they said that he was smoking marijuana and he was just smoking a regular cigarette.
[02:20:22]  So this last minute is him trying to hurry up and finish selling his CSGO skin so they can leave for rehab immediately.
[02:20:29]  Because I guess Rat Dad just had to stop by to pick up some clothing or get a coffee or whatever before.
[02:20:33]  I imagine it's probably like a two to four hour long drive to get to the rehab center from the middle of Virginia.
[02:20:39]  I'm assuming that's in Arlington.
[02:20:41]  It's one of those places that DC folks go to when they get like a DUI.
[02:20:45]  Anyways, this is the panicked last minute of him trying to finish selling and get the fuck out of the house while his dad yells at him.
[02:20:53]  I should draw all of it.
[02:20:56]  No, you know what we'll do?
[02:20:56]  We'll do a $300.
[02:20:57]  We'll do a $300 CS float giveaway this weekend.
[02:21:01]  How's that sound, guys?
[02:21:02]  Yeah, I'm selling it right now.
[02:21:07]  What?
[02:21:08]  They already sent it to the prosecutor.
[02:21:10]  It's a fucking cigarette.
[02:21:12]  Are you live streaming smoking?
[02:21:14]  They already sell it to the prosecutor.
[02:21:15]  And the prosecutor, I guess, must have called his attorney and said, like, hey, you gotta tell him.
[02:21:18]  Because his attorney's on the line saying, hey, if he's streaming himself smoking marijuana, cut that shit off now.
[02:21:24]  It's a cigarette.
[02:21:25]  Chill out.
[02:21:30]  I assume that he...
[02:21:33]  I think he was selling the CSGO skin so he would have money in his bank account.
[02:21:37]  But it may also just be to cover the cost of rehab because that shit's expensive.
[02:21:43]  Is it really?
[02:21:45]  It's a cigarette.
[02:21:47]  Alright, tell him why I said sell it.
[02:21:52]  Okay, I'm ending the stream right now, Jim.
[02:21:55]  All right.
[02:21:55]  I gotta go, guys.
[02:22:00]  Someone already called my prosecutor.
[02:22:02]  I told him I was smoking on stream.
[02:22:05]  I haven't seen his hair so clean in forever.
[02:22:14]  And that's it.
[02:22:15]  He cut out the stream.
[02:22:16]  He moved, I think, the $10,000 off of his skin reseller site to his bank account to cover his snacks, goodies.
[02:22:25]  And I think he said he also wanted to get a car and rehab.
[02:22:28]  I don't know.
[02:22:28]  Good luck with that.
[02:22:31]  And he's off.
[02:22:33]  godspeed you um i'll just play music Apparently, at this very rehab, I've been to this very rehab before.
[02:22:48]  They don't allow skateboarding because somebody brought a skateboard there one year and split their ball sack open on the railing.
[02:22:57]  Wow.
[02:22:58]  Almost to my house where I'm going to post the M9 and then I guess I'll head on over to the rehab place, which is like, what, two hours away, Dad?

=== Merchandise Supplement Plan (12:22) ===

[02:23:05]  Two hours and 15 minutes away from where I live.
[02:23:07]  So yeah, that makes sense.
[02:23:09]  Man, poor rat dad, four and a half hours in the fucking car to drop your junky retard son off.
[02:23:17]  It's been a long while since I had to drive four and a half hours.
[02:23:20]  It's been quite a while.
[02:23:23]  I think you take the closeness of Europe for granted.
[02:23:27]  Everything's very compact, accessible.
[02:23:31]  Not so much in the hills, in the rural America.
[02:23:38]  That's it for that.
[02:23:40]  Let's see.
[02:23:43]  Trying to think.
[02:23:43]  I don't think that there's any other stuff that I missed.
[02:23:45]  It's been a pretty healthy size stream.
[02:23:47]  So I got one other thing.
[02:23:51]  We are doing a merch run this year.
[02:23:54]  I used to do two a year, but I've only been doing one for the last two years because I've dropped Kiwi Farms and this year I'm just very busy.
[02:24:02]  So I would like to go back to doing two a year.
[02:24:04]  But this is our designs for 2024.
[02:24:07]  This is the Kiwi Viking thing.
[02:24:10]  This design is going on a black t-shirt, same as my other t-shirts.
[02:24:15]  And I'm doing a zip-up hoodie this year.
[02:24:17]  Usually I do a pullover, but this year I'm going to do a zip up just because I've never done it.
[02:24:21]  So in the zip up, it will be on the back.
[02:24:23]  And on everything else, it will be on the front.
[02:24:26]  And that's the Viking design.
[02:24:28]  A very cool, very inspired, sketchy look.
[02:24:31]  And then this is the alternative design.
[02:24:34]  I usually do like a cute and a cool design.
[02:24:36]  So this is the cuter design.
[02:24:40]  And this will be on the front for both the t-shirt.
[02:24:43]  It will be the same kind of t-shirt.
[02:24:45]  I think I'm going to do black for everything.
[02:24:46]  So it's just pure black.
[02:24:48]  Maybe I'll do a charcoal gray.
[02:24:49]  I'll think about it.
[02:24:51]  But it's on the front.
[02:24:52]  It'll be on a regular t-shirt.
[02:24:55]  And then for this, I'm also going to usually do a pullover, but my printer warned me that the pullover I do usually was bad this year.
[02:25:06]  For whatever reason, they put out a bunch of textiles that were just bad, low quality.
[02:25:11]  They said I would warn you against doing that because we've had issues.
[02:25:14]  So I took their warning.
[02:25:16]  And I had some issues with this because I've always wanted to, I've never done it before, but I've always kind of wanted to do like a female cut, either like a long sleeve shirt or a female like hoodie or something.
[02:25:28]  Because I get asked every year, like, can you do like a woman's cut textile this year?
[02:25:33]  And I, I just think that the quantities are, I've never done it before, so it's hard to predict how many to pre-order.
[02:25:39]  It's just a pain in my ass is what I'm trying to say.
[02:25:41]  So I've never done it.
[02:25:42]  So instead of a hoodie, I'm doing a sweatshirt for the first time.
[02:25:46]  So it'll be a unisex sweatshirt, but I think that that is more comfortable for women because it's a little bit like tighter fitting or whatever.
[02:25:57]  So that'll also be on the front for that.
[02:25:59]  So it'll be a this, both will be on t-shirts.
[02:26:02]  This will be on a zip up on the back as well.
[02:26:05]  And this one will be on a sweatshirt as opposed to a hoodie this year.
[02:26:13]  And these are community art submissions as well.
[02:26:18]  So that's what I'm doing this year.
[02:26:20]  And depending on how it goes, this is one of my lofty ideas.
[02:26:24]  So deal with it for a second.
[02:26:27]  I'm going to talk about my lofty ideas.
[02:26:28]  The merchandise thing that I do is like a really good boon for me.
[02:26:34]  And I usually put a little bit of that money towards what I do.
[02:26:38]  Like historically, I usually buy like a server upgrade or something.
[02:26:42]  I'll either buy new hard drives or I'll buy like a new box.
[02:26:46]  And it's been so useful to me that I've considered outsourcing it.
[02:26:54]  Because I know that there's a lot of people who do merch, but then what they do is they just use Redbubble or something.
[02:27:01]  And the Redbubble stuff is like the cheapest quality shit that you can possibly buy.
[02:27:06]  And the printing that they do is the lowest quality printing that you can possibly do.
[02:27:12]  Because we've done Redbubble before, and I bought Redbubble stuff like for myself from my own store.
[02:27:18]  And I wasn't satisfied with it.
[02:27:20]  So I was thinking, and I'm, you know, I'm already, I already do so much, but it's just such a, I've gotten good at it.
[02:27:29]  I've done this for long enough that I've gotten pretty good at it.
[02:27:32]  And I was thinking maybe I should do, I should help people like who want to do merch and don't want to be on Redbubble either because they can't or don't want to and help other people with runs too.
[02:27:44]  Because there's all sorts of merchandise that you can do that people don't even know because they, you know, like Redbubble only has like a certain variety of stuff.
[02:27:54]  But you can do some crazy shit if you reach out to like small providers in the US or even outside the US.
[02:27:59]  Like the silver coins that I did, like for real, nobody in the history of the internet in the sector or whatever has ever done a silver coin run.
[02:28:08]  I meant, I took, just because I was interested in silver at the time, I decided I was going to hire artists to sketch designs and then pay a Malaysian company to make dies with them and strike coins with 999 pure silver mirror finish.
[02:28:25]  And I did it.
[02:28:26]  It was cursed.
[02:28:27]  It was a painful fucking process.
[02:28:30]  But I did it.
[02:28:31]  So I don't know.
[02:28:33]  If there are people who wanted to do weird, like either like t-shirts and hoodies and that kind of shit, or maybe something weirder, I don't know, like hats.
[02:28:42]  For instance, if people were complaining about certain hats being poorly fitting or something, the company that I work with does hats and you can get whatever kind of style of hat you want or silver coins even.
[02:28:58]  It's in the cards.
[02:29:00]  I know how to do it.
[02:29:01]  I'm thinking maybe I should.
[02:29:03]  I should start a merchandising company for weirdos.
[02:29:07]  Kiwi plush.
[02:29:08]  I haven't done a plush.
[02:29:08]  It's a good idea.
[02:29:13]  There you go.
[02:29:13]  These will be available on mad at the internet.com this week.
[02:29:18]  I am still, I'm going through the process.
[02:29:19]  I'm getting my quote for my initial batch.
[02:29:24]  And I will let it run until it sells out.
[02:29:29]  And then if there's like still serious demand, like if I really undershot how many people wanted merch and stuff, I might reopen it again.
[02:29:38]  But keep your eyes out.
[02:29:39]  I will post it to the Telegram.
[02:29:40]  I'll post it to the Facebook group and it will be featured on the forum and it'll be featured on the site.
[02:29:43]  So just check it out at some point this week.
[02:29:46]  And I'll probably talk about it on Friday.
[02:29:48]  It'll probably be gone by Friday.
[02:29:54]  Cool.
[02:29:55]  Okay.
[02:29:56]  That's it for the stream.
[02:29:58]  I think I got the super berries.
[02:30:01]  And I think that was a, I think this was a pretty good stream, actually.
[02:30:04]  I feel like I had a good flow this stream.
[02:30:06]  I've been taking my Magnesi chat.
[02:30:08]  Maybe once I start doing merchandising, I'll get a partnership with a Magnesi, with a supplement company.
[02:30:15]  That's my future, bro.
[02:30:16]  That's what I need to do.
[02:30:18]  Here's what I'm going to do.
[02:30:19]  I'm going to go when I get my express.
[02:30:20]  When I move back to, here's my plan.
[02:30:22]  Here's my 9,000-year plan, chat.
[02:30:24]  When I move back to the U.S. and get a place, I'm going to buy a fancy espresso machine with like $900 coffee grinders.
[02:30:33]  I'm going to go out and taste test batches of single-origin coffees.
[02:30:39]  And I'm going to get you guys like a grade 92 excellent quality single-origin coffee.
[02:30:46]  And that'll be the Kiwi blend.
[02:30:49]  I'll find a, what do you call those things?
[02:30:53]  Where you like, where you like cook the beans?
[02:30:55]  There's a name for it.
[02:30:58]  I completely forgot this word.
[02:30:59]  This word is abandoned in my head.
[02:31:02]  I don't know.
[02:31:02]  They take the beans and they cook them.
[02:31:04]  And then you can put them in, you can actually grind them up and eat them.
[02:31:09]  A roaster.
[02:31:09]  I'm going to find a local roaster in the U.S. Since I'm going to be doing this in Tennessee to take advantage of their, I'll find a Tennessee roaster, the finest roaster in all of Tennessee.
[02:31:20]  And then I'll bag this.
[02:31:21]  I'll sell it.
[02:31:22]  And then I'm going to find a magnesium supplement company that makes the finest magnesi, the highest grain, 999 pure magnesium.
[02:31:32]  And we're all going to be healthy and drink good coffee and take magnesi together, chat.
[02:31:38]  That's my plan.
[02:31:38]  And you're going to wear my shirts.
[02:31:40]  Your entire wardrobe will be Kiwi Farms merchandise.
[02:31:46]  This is the future.
[02:31:48]  I'm going to show you, Nick Fuentes, how you make an army.
[02:31:51]  You make it with coffee, single origin primo shit, roasted in the USA.
[02:31:57]  You make it with silver coins.
[02:31:59]  You make it with hats.
[02:32:00]  I'm going to put everybody down.
[02:32:03]  We're going to be busting, chat.
[02:32:06]  Okay.
[02:32:08]  Great, chat.
[02:32:09]  Let's do the super berries.
[02:32:12]  My hamster is a turf.
[02:32:13]  For one, says, read the next super berry in your best Fed Smoker voice.
[02:32:17]  Okay.
[02:32:18]  Derogatory for $100 says, Dear Johua Connor Moon, Cyberbully, your neighbor, you never read my Super Chats.
[02:32:29]  It really fucks up my throat.
[02:32:30]  By the way, in case you came late, this was the first super chat that we had that was mail-in U.S. postal money order that the mail guy picked up for me.
[02:32:43]  So I had to specifically code in a way that I could trigger manual super chats and have a nice little U.S. Postal Service logo for it.
[02:32:54]  Snake Cricket for one says, is there any way to find old bad video game streams two to four?
[02:32:59]  I can't find them on the video platforms or the forum.
[02:33:03]  I don't know.
[02:33:04]  There's a big archive of the video game streams, but I didn't archive them myself.
[02:33:09]  Sorry.
[02:33:13]  Devious to V for two says, you should play Fistful of Frags.
[02:33:16]  Way better game than Gay Fortress 2.
[02:33:17]  I never even heard of that, bro.
[02:33:19]  Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 5 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor.
[02:33:22]  What do you think is going to be the anime of the season?
[02:33:24]  I'm thinking Dan Da Dan, but Uzumaki might be a strong contender.
[02:33:30]  I have no fucking clue, bro.
[02:33:32]  News Hammy 69 for 2 says, I drove my daughter's hamster to the vet this morning.
[02:33:36]  I'm getting rather good at golf.
[02:33:38]  Why is this guy like this?
[02:33:40]  This is like his shtick now.
[02:33:43]  Docs Fountain for 5 says, the bossman Jack AI cover of the Smashing Pumpkin song on the front page is unironically better than the original.
[02:33:51]  Billy Corgan's voice is so annoying.
[02:33:54]  It fucks up like a couple big notes, but aside from that, yeah, it's like an extremely high-quality AI cover.
[02:34:01]  Sneedberg Stein Goldman for 10 says, Nick Felted, have a good week.
[02:34:05]  Keely Bros.
[02:34:06]  It's true.
[02:34:06]  He felt it himself by coming on his merchandise.
[02:34:09]  Never, bro.
[02:34:10]  I don't know.
[02:34:11]  You know, I'm in the merchandise bid, and I gotta say, biz, and I gotta say, never come on your merchandise.
[02:34:18]  It's like getting high on your own supply.
[02:34:20]  Never come on your merchandise chat.
[02:34:23]  Embed it into memory.
[02:34:24]  Never do it.
[02:34:27]  Kyle Larson, all chat.
[02:34:28]  Thank you, by the way.
[02:34:29]  Kyle Larson all chat for five says, please congratulate Kyle for his win at Bristol.
[02:34:33]  He led 462500 laps.
[02:34:35]  Congratulations, Kyle.
[02:34:37]  I am sorry to hear that you're in Bristol, but I am pleased to hear that you're the best of those stuck in Bristol.
[02:34:45]  Humble Guardsman for five says, facts are chains that bind perception and fetter truth.
[02:34:49]  The Emperor Protects.
[02:34:50]  Thanks, bro.
[02:34:51]  I appreciate it.
[02:34:52]  Base Allen for 20 says, Ham Jam.
[02:34:54]  What a great super chat.
[02:34:55]  Thank you very much.
[02:34:55]  Space Allen.
[02:34:57]  Lucifero 210 for 5 says X Link.
[02:35:00]  Excellent.
[02:35:01]  Let's see what this is.
[02:35:08]  And it's loading very slowly, because X is slow as shit for some reason.
[02:35:12]  Uh, buh-buh.
[02:35:15]  And this is just what I talked about when it came to the son of Kyle Ruth being arrested for child pornography.
[02:35:22]  Or Ryan Ruth.
[02:35:24]  Sorry, Oren.
[02:35:24]  His name is Oren.
[02:35:25]  O-R-A-N.
[02:35:26]  Like Iran, but with an O.

=== Journalism Human Misery (02:37) ===

[02:35:28]  That kid was doomed to be fucked up.
[02:35:32]  Amphibicat for five says, hey, Josh, can you elaborate on your hatred for journalists?
[02:35:36]  I've been trying to put my feelings on them into words, and I think that an autistic Josh ran about journalists can win Help a ton.
[02:35:41]  Thanks for the stream.
[02:35:42]  Journals are insipid because what they do is that they, when they contact people, they already have a story.
[02:35:52]  They already know what they're going to write.
[02:35:54]  They already know what they want to say.
[02:35:56]  And they will contact people, knowingly lie to them about their intentions, and say, it's just, we want you to get your side of the story out.
[02:36:05]  And then they take you out of context.
[02:36:07]  Or if you do a really great, even if you like smash and slam the journal, you know, investigation or whatever the fuck, they will either take you out of context or they have the choice to completely omit you.
[02:36:19]  So if you give like a stellar interview and you completely destroy them and their preconceptions, they will just never mention the fact that you responded to them at all.
[02:36:28]  And they have no obligation to.
[02:36:29]  They have no obligation to report the truth.
[02:36:31]  They report what they want to.
[02:36:35]  And then they never have to retract anything.
[02:36:40]  If they lie, they can get away with it.
[02:36:42]  Unless it causes you provable damages and harm, you can't sue them for it.
[02:36:45]  And there's no purpose because even if you do, you're only entitled to actual damages unless there's malicious intent, which you can't prove.
[02:36:51]  So you'll almost never be harmed enough that it's worth suing them for because you'll never recoup the cost of the injury over the cost of the attorney.
[02:36:58]  So they have carte blanche to basically say whatever the fuck they want, fuck it over whoever they want, print wherever they want.
[02:37:05]  They know that they have the right to do this.
[02:37:07]  And for some reason, they think that they're really important.
[02:37:09]  And they have like this almost like without exception, they have this like sense of entitlement and they have the sense of like prestige that they haven't earned.
[02:37:19]  And that's why some of the most unlikable people we've ever fucking met all go into journalism.
[02:37:24]  That's why people like Vordrak, who are insane sadists, become quote-unquote journalists.
[02:37:31]  It's basically a career choice for people who do not have any abilities whatsoever, who consider themselves, but yet still consider themselves extremely important.
[02:37:42]  And they basically just want to make human misery their job.
[02:37:46]  Nobody goes into journalism to help people.
[02:37:50]  It's basically impossible.
[02:37:52]  If you write a story, it's almost always at somebody's expense.
[02:37:59]  Schwarzwald Noodle for $100 or $900 if you prefer.

=== Safe-Edgy Perspective (06:46) ===

[02:38:05]  This donation isn't intended for you, but is instead for the most talented one on the show, the news hamster.
[02:38:11]  Please ensure that the money finds its way to him.
[02:38:12]  Thank you.
[02:38:13]  I will make sure that he gets his cut.
[02:38:17]  I'm sure he appreciates it.
[02:38:18]  Thank you very much.
[02:38:21]  Baldo Peggins for five says, can we get a Kiwi Farms law couch graphic for you when you discuss lawsuits and other related legal stuff?
[02:38:32]  Oh, Rikada said something about how when the Franks hearing is over, the people, the Kiwi Farms people on the couch will not look so smart or whatever the fuck.
[02:38:42]  I guess a news ham, like an attorney ham and like a nice big comfy couch would suffice for that.
[02:38:47]  I have so many fucking hamsters, bro.
[02:38:49]  I have like an entire pet store of hamsters on my folder now.
[02:38:55]  Stalker Child and Joy Prison for five says YouTube link.
[02:38:58]  This is what Rikato heard when he opened up the farms today.
[02:39:01]  Okay, I do not show videos for less, but if it's like a five-second clip, I'll play the audio.
[02:39:06]  Do not.
[02:39:10]  Yeah, probably.
[02:39:12]  Probably heard that from his attorney.
[02:39:15]  Stalker Child and Joy Prison for 2 says, guess that fart joke ain't so funny, is it now, Nick?
[02:39:19]  The Ralph Akur strikes again.
[02:39:20]  Dude, if only he hadn't made fun of Ralph's fart, he would be in such a better place right now.
[02:39:26]  Steno for 10 says YouTube link.
[02:39:33]  That's a short.
[02:39:35]  Oh.
[02:39:37]  Come on, dude.
[02:39:37]  It's not real.
[02:39:43]  My video froze up and then it crashed.
[02:39:46]  There's no fucking way.
[02:39:49]  I could ties in a speech.
[02:39:51]  Come on, dude, it's not real.
[02:39:54]  I might still that for the TikTok.
[02:39:58]  That's really funny, though.
[02:40:02]  Thank you.
[02:40:03]  TB Delugs for 10 says, Josh, why didn't you tell us in Jet you and Jet Neptune had a kid?
[02:40:10]  Congrats on your daughter slash son.
[02:40:11]  And then there is an X Link.
[02:40:13]  I'm sure that this is just a really ugly person.
[02:40:15]  And the joke is that he's ugly.
[02:40:16]  See you.
[02:40:23]  Oh.
[02:40:24]  It's a female-to-male British pooner taking testosterone.
[02:40:30]  And this is my voice pre-testosterone.
[02:40:33]  My name is Morgan.
[02:40:34]  And this is my voice.
[02:40:35]  One week on testosterone.
[02:40:38]  My name is Morgan.
[02:40:39]  And this is my voice.
[02:40:40]  One month and one day on testosterone.
[02:40:44]  My name is Morgan, and this is my voice.
[02:40:46]  I felt bad for her because she's just like a frumpy girl, and then she became a teenager, and life becomes much more complicated when you're a girl, and especially if you're not particularly attractive.
[02:40:57]  So she thought, hell, I'll just become a boy, and I won't have to worry about how other people look at me.
[02:41:02]  And now she has metamorphed to the incel.
[02:41:07]  She looks exactly like fucking Keffels.
[02:41:09]  I don't know what to tell you.
[02:41:11]  It's just unfortunate.
[02:41:13]  Sucks.
[02:41:13]  It must really, really suck to be a kid growing up right now.
[02:41:19]  MadClaw95 for 5 says, hey, Josh, hope you're having a good week.
[02:41:22]  I am.
[02:41:23]  Thank you very much.
[02:41:23]  I appreciate it.
[02:41:25]  Yakni for 5 says, Josh, album recommendations for you.
[02:41:28]  Moonrise Baldo Coaster.
[02:41:30]  Baldo Caster, not Coaster.
[02:41:33]  Post it in the math internet music suggestion turned my boy.
[02:41:37]  Oh, it was a post.
[02:41:38]  Apparently, Baldo Caster spelled with one L.
[02:41:41]  Okay.
[02:41:41]  Thank you, Bjakne.
[02:41:43]  Red Eyes Black Dragon for 10 says YouTube link.
[02:41:48]  This is like a skit About Star Wars Anakin's riding Uncle Pat Oh, it's the other thing.
[02:42:31]  Yoda's sipping on a chocolate brew.
[02:42:33]  Saying that boy's done, ain't nothing left to do.
[02:42:38]  Okay, I got it.
[02:42:39]  AI is truly magical.
[02:42:40]  Thank you.
[02:42:47]  Madclaw95 for five says, Mr. Nubbly is still funnier than B- Uckly.
[02:42:52]  Contentious opinion, perhaps, but I agree.
[02:42:55]  The Lion King, for once, BJMs.
[02:42:57]  Haramberger for one says, Jolly Biscuit Revelation.
[02:43:00]  Perhaps the rubber bands were used to help keep the bathroom door shut by wrapping them around the doorknob.
[02:43:05]  This must be it.
[02:43:06]  That must be why they're disappearing.
[02:43:08]  Toilet emoji, toilet paper emoji.
[02:43:11]  He explained that it's just random access humor.
[02:43:13]  There is no joke to it.
[02:43:14]  It's literally lesbian tools.
[02:43:16]  Latran's rights for one says, Hi, Jonathan.
[02:43:18]  I found out that the government dropped the minimum taxable income from $20,000 to $600 this year.
[02:43:22]  So congratulations on your promotion from parasocial relationship to charitable donation.
[02:43:31]  Just so you know, expats have a $100,000 tax exemption.
[02:43:36]  It's tax free.
[02:43:39]  Tetrabags for 20 says, Tom, is that the age where you think you have everything figured out?
[02:43:46]  Maybe.
[02:43:47]  I don't know.
[02:43:47]  I don't think maybe I was a little bit smug and retarded that age.
[02:43:51]  Thank you very much.
[02:43:53]  Judy Tester for T says, I can't believe that Tom has finally bumped Acer Thorne out of his place as the most embarrassing turkey of the week.
[02:44:03]  I don't know, man.
[02:44:03]  That's pretty hard to do.
[02:44:06]  Eucalyptus Need for 10 says, HRT Tom is such a faggot.
[02:44:09]  I hate every safe edgy retardant on YouTube.
[02:44:13]  Yeah, safe edgy is cringe.
[02:44:17]  I don't know.
[02:44:18]  I understand the safe-edgy perspective.
[02:44:20]  You gotta make the cheddar.
[02:44:21]  You gotta make the cheddar biscuit, but I don't know.
[02:44:24]  I think Destiny is like a malignant influence on people.
[02:44:28]  The ghost of Lokax for one says, in honor of bodybuilding.com getting shitting known as week.
[02:44:32]  Can you read this Elliot Roger post from your site and your Patrick Tomlinson voice?
[02:44:36]  Okay.
[02:44:44]  Elliot Roger, registered user, location, United States.
[02:44:49]  Post 55.

=== Elliot Roger Rant (12:28) ===

[02:44:51]  Rep Power None.
[02:44:55]  I laugh at those two losers in this thread who called me an average-looking manlet.
[02:45:02]  It's so ridiculous that I'm laughing instead of getting angry.
[02:45:06]  I am a drop-dead, gorgeous, fabulous, stylish, exotic gym among thousands of rocks.
[02:45:19]  I am one of the kind completely the opposite of average.
[02:45:24]  You're just jealous because I'm better looking than you.
[02:45:28]  And you know it.
[02:45:30]  There you go.
[02:45:32]  And then he shot himself.
[02:45:35]  No hurt, Mr. Metal.
[02:45:36]  Revival says, Good morning, you piece of shit.
[02:45:39]  Just a reminder to not park your car in the handicap parking.
[02:45:42]  I know it's random, but a $400 ticket and an officer's photo of your car is hard to beat.
[02:45:48]  I believe that all handicapped spaces should be abolished.
[02:45:52]  The Americans with Disabilities Act should be set on fire, and that cripples and fats should be forced to walk from far away from the Walmart entrance to the entrance.
[02:46:02]  I have never in my life, thinking back genuinely, seen a handicapped parking space used by a handicapped person.
[02:46:12]  I think that has always been a fat fuck on a motor scooter every single fucking time.
[02:46:20]  And the number of reserved parking spots for handicapped people is fucking absurd.
[02:46:25]  I have never seen all handicapped spots anywhere, especially at a small business used.
[02:46:32]  In fact, you almost never see them used outside of Walmart because fat fucking retards don't fucking leave their house.
[02:46:38]  So unless they're going to Walmart to get groceries, they're not going to be parked anywhere.
[02:46:45]  Fuck them.
[02:46:46]  And fuck those narcs who walk around with their handicaps.
[02:46:48]  Oh no, this is reserved for members of the for our veterans that have PTSD.
[02:46:54]  Fuck the veterans.
[02:46:55]  They suck.
[02:46:56]  They suck shit.
[02:46:58]  They suck shit out of Osama bin Lan's asshole.
[02:47:00]  Fuck them.
[02:47:02]  Cole Dante for 15 says, Jackie Saying needs to investigate the NFL Discord server.
[02:47:06]  Apparently, there's a Russian newcom being planned in there.
[02:47:09]  It's true.
[02:47:10]  I've heard about that.
[02:47:10]  Those Packers fans always get no good.
[02:47:12]  Can't trust them.
[02:47:14]  Thank you.
[02:47:15]  Yugala Steve for 5 says, Nick's a Mexican test tube homunculus.
[02:47:18]  I have no clue why my fellow racists love this beaner.
[02:47:22]  I don't know.
[02:47:22]  Because I guess he's like young and he talks about Jews and that's all you need to be popular these days.
[02:47:30]  Maybe they're just gay.
[02:47:32]  I know it's like a tried joke, but it's like, maybe they are just gay.
[02:47:37]  Maybe they'll just fuck each other and suck each other's dicks.
[02:47:39]  It's like a gay club.
[02:47:40]  It's like the Loghouse Republican Club.
[02:47:43]  Colliente for Fight says, Nick giving a new meaning to the term latent gay.
[02:47:48]  Really true.
[02:47:49]  Really accurate.
[02:47:52]  Lucifero 210 for once says, Vuentes got kicked from a Trune Court for being too much of a faggot.
[02:47:57]  Is this true?
[02:47:58]  I didn't know this.
[02:47:59]  Colyodante for 5 says, this image on KF is too big.
[02:48:02]  This image of KF is too small.
[02:48:04]  Joshua Goldilocks Moon.
[02:48:06]  I mean, bro, there is obviously a suitable middle ground.
[02:48:09]  There is such a thing as too small, and there is such a thing as too big.
[02:48:12]  This is not hard to understand.
[02:48:14]  Roman's Wonder for one says, can I get your permission to redeem?
[02:48:16]  Sir, sir, do not redeem.
[02:48:20]  Do not redeem.
[02:48:21]  Bitch, Matachote, do not redeem.
[02:48:24]  Richard Pasta, for 10 says, Bajar Josh doesn't hold the place in Keffel's heart you do.
[02:48:29]  It's true.
[02:48:30]  You have to bully Keffels if you want them to fuck you, bro.
[02:48:34]  Thank you.
[02:48:36]  Colli Dante for F is blows blacks as syndicate.
[02:48:38]  He is valid.
[02:48:39]  You may attack him if you want, but please take him to medical afterwards and give him stop hating Tommy C pills.
[02:48:45]  Parentheses, impredrezene.
[02:48:48]  I'm not familiar enough with antipsychotic medication to understand what that is, but thank you.
[02:48:52]  Sneedo, for once, says the Soiktur really loves the Tranny cock.
[02:48:56]  Yes, it's true.
[02:48:57]  I really do.
[02:48:59]  Verillo Furman, for once, donate money or even a manual typewriter to Josh for your only hope for a future.
[02:49:06]  You know what?
[02:49:08]  I'm going to tell you my real beef with Turkey Tom.
[02:49:10]  Okay.
[02:49:11]  Let me pull this up real quick.
[02:49:14]  I know I don't own this.
[02:49:16]  Okay.
[02:49:16]  I know it's not mine.
[02:49:18]  I know I'm a custodian for many records.
[02:49:20]  Okay.
[02:49:21]  But if you go to the math internet site, right, you just travel to it, right?
[02:49:27]  When you scroll down, there is this little thing at the end.
[02:49:32]  Next to my donation options.
[02:49:37]  Donate money or even a manual typewriter to me for your only hope for a future.
[02:49:44]  This is copied from a Francis E. Deck rant that was vocalized and put on YouTube.
[02:49:49]  And I have always loved this quote.
[02:49:50]  And when I started up the podcast years ago, I clipped this out and I put it on my site.
[02:49:55]  And Turkey Tom has done the same thing.
[02:49:58]  He has taken this clip and he has posted it.
[02:50:00]  I think when he puts like his Patreon beg banner at the end of his videos, he includes that clip to entice people.
[02:50:08]  I think he stole that from me.
[02:50:10]  I think he stole that from me.
[02:50:14]  I'll say it.
[02:50:15]  I'll say it, Chad.
[02:50:16]  I know I don't own it, but I think he stole it from me.
[02:50:22]  Person 12 for one says, Very sorry for the small images, dear leader.
[02:50:26]  You are forgiven.
[02:50:27]  Just don't do it next time.
[02:50:30]  I have high standards.
[02:50:31]  Teddy Bax for 20 says, 100% not a fetish.
[02:50:34]  That means Blowblacks being a tranny.
[02:50:38]  I'm sorry, a heck an envy.
[02:50:39]  Come on.
[02:50:40]  Thank you.
[02:50:43]  Eugalis Sneed for Fonic says, No, Ian, you have to play with the girls' balls as well.
[02:50:50]  Brooks.
[02:50:52]  I don't want to think about that.
[02:50:54]  We're dear.
[02:50:55]  Franz says, Buzzy today have $5.
[02:50:56]  Hope you take a lap around rackets today.
[02:50:58]  You gave me $10 right now.
[02:50:59]  I'm very confused.
[02:51:00]  I did take a lap around rackets today, though.
[02:51:02]  I hope you enjoyed.
[02:51:03]  Thank you.
[02:51:04]  Asian tech support for five says, iDubbs endorsing men in women's combat sports is inviting Sam Hyde to beat up Aniza.
[02:51:10]  He's too much of a cuck faggot to do himself, even after its inevitable shootout.
[02:51:14]  It's true.
[02:51:15]  There's no difference between them.
[02:51:16]  Why can't Aniza and Sam Hyde boss?
[02:51:19]  That'd be great.
[02:51:20]  You want to make money, right?
[02:51:21]  You want to have a successful creator's clash.
[02:51:24]  You let Sam Hyde go feral bare on Aniza Joma for 10 seconds, and you'll have the most highly anticipated, profitable pay-per-view wrestling event in the last 40 years, including all the times that Hulk Hogan went, Yeah, brother, America.
[02:51:45]  It blows WWE out of the fucking water.
[02:51:52]  Uh, Sneedo for two says, It's funny knowing my prediction came true.
[02:51:55]  And then there is a link to the Blow Blacks thread, which, by the way, when people started this thread, it sucked.
[02:52:02]  So it got locked for being shitty.
[02:52:05]  And then people said that there was like a conspiracy to protect him.
[02:52:09]  But I reopened it.
[02:52:11]  So Sneeds on May 9th, 2022, says, Why do I feel like Blowblacks is going to troon out?
[02:52:17]  And then this is a picture of Josh retweeted Polis.
[02:52:24]  Why don't you go among some bitches?
[02:52:28]  And there's a picture of him with his Among Us plushies.
[02:52:31]  And let's joke at his expense.
[02:52:32]  I don't know why.
[02:52:33]  But Sneeds did call it, I guess.
[02:52:36]  Good job.
[02:52:40]  Hex Lee for two says, Suffa, Odyssey Chat.
[02:52:42]  Suffa.
[02:52:44]  Oh, honestly, I don't think Odyssey worked at all this time.
[02:52:47]  I'm sorry.
[02:52:47]  I did try to load it up, but I don't think it actually connected at all.
[02:52:52]  My bad, bruh.
[02:52:53]  My bad, bruh.
[02:52:57]  I have to fix the fucking stream thing again.
[02:52:59]  It's such a pain in the ass.
[02:53:00]  You have no idea.
[02:53:02]  Agent Tech Support for Two says, You fucked up, Josh.
[02:53:04]  The spookiest ham for Spooky Merch would have been the Baldo ham.
[02:53:07]  I'm not putting no fucking Baldo ham on no merchandise, bro.
[02:53:10]  Come on now.
[02:53:11]  You galaxy for two says, You see, Kiwi Child, the police lie.
[02:53:16]  I think that he's Ricada's cope for the shit being denied is that the courts slit it against him.
[02:53:29]  He's going to cry about it, I think.
[02:53:34]  Worldwide Web Wizard for one says, I wish all the cool emojis were here on here instead of kick because I use then I could use super chat and spam emojis.
[02:53:42]  Plus, kick kind of sucks on phones, logs me out.
[02:53:46]  There are emojis on the rumble.
[02:53:50]  Do they not work?
[02:53:54]  They do work.
[02:53:56]  You may have to like subscribe to use the emojis, though.
[02:53:59]  I think that it's the same thing on kick, though, where some of them are subscriber only.
[02:54:06]  I don't know what the cool emoji is.
[02:54:08]  Pretty sure they both work.
[02:54:10]  I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
[02:54:11]  You got me tripping.
[02:54:15]  He deedly, for one, says, I think it's hilarious that you talk about law more than Baldo these days.
[02:54:19]  Well, comprehensively, at least.
[02:54:20]  I tried my best.
[02:54:21]  I'm not a lawyer, though.
[02:54:22]  I probably shouldn't, to be quite honest with you.
[02:54:24]  I probably shouldn't try to sound like anyone I'm talking about as much as I do.
[02:54:28]  Worldwide Web Wizard, for one, says, aren't there any laws about foreigners meddling in court cases?
[02:54:33]  Or do you think Rackets doesn't want to acknowledge Cog?
[02:54:38]  I mean, all Cog did is re-upload it.
[02:54:40]  He's not involved in the case.
[02:54:41]  He simply provided Ebidance.
[02:54:43]  And anybody can provide Ebidance.
[02:54:46]  Cog isn't active in the case in any way.
[02:54:49]  He just so happens to be involved tangentially.
[02:54:53]  Formless Wonder for one says, I listened to some of the other law tubers commenting on this Ricada news, and it was nowhere near as succinct and enlightening as yours, especially the wrinkle about releasing the footage.
[02:55:02]  Well, they don't have the perspective that I do and the laser tight focus that I do.
[02:55:08]  I don't know.
[02:55:12]  How do I word this diplomatically?
[02:55:14]  There is a YouTuber who does law who I may have to unsubscribe from because I subscribed to him so I could post in his chat once or twice.
[02:55:22]  And now I get suggested his videos naturally because I'm subscribed to him.
[02:55:25]  And every time I see him streaming, he is talking about VTubers.
[02:55:31]  I'm like, bro, is this your niche now?
[02:55:33]  You're going to be talking about the fucking anime cartoon character girls and the baby voices?
[02:55:37]  Like, why would you do this to yourself?
[02:55:40]  How lucrative is that market?
[02:55:41]  Where you now have like dedicated law tuber commentaries about fucking uh VTuber shit?
[02:55:49]  I can't imagine, man.
[02:55:51]  I just, I hate it so much.
[02:55:54]  I hate life.
[02:55:55]  I hate when I'm like playing Dodo.
[02:55:58]  And I see like an anime avatar.
[02:56:00]  You don't even have to see their avatars.
[02:56:01]  It's only when you look at the scoreboard, you see the avatars.
[02:56:04]  But I see some dude with like a fucking anime anime fucking this guy.
[02:56:08]  Okay.
[02:56:09]  I booted up the game and I was mid.
[02:56:12]  And there was a guy on my team that was a warlock.
[02:56:15]  And he said something about being gay.
[02:56:20]  And I can't remember what I said to him.
[02:56:23]  He just wrote in chat, like, I'm gay.
[02:56:26]  And I said something back to him.
[02:56:28]  And he started using his microphone.
[02:56:30]  And he was talking about how he was covered head to toe in embarrassing anime tattoos.
[02:56:37]  He said that he had the words weeb life written on his knuckles.
[02:56:41]  You know, like in between the knuckles, there's that little stretch of skin.
[02:56:44]  You can write like words one letter at a time.
[02:56:46]  His said weeb life.
[02:56:48]  And then I asked him as a joke.
[02:56:49]  I said, Who's your Oshi?
[02:56:51]  And he said, Guragawa.
[02:56:54]  And I can't remember who the other one was.
[02:56:55]  I wasn't familiar with it.
[02:56:56]  But I know that's a little Ollie Con shark.
[02:56:58]  I'm just thinking, this is a real fucking person that I'm stuck in this match with for 45 minutes.
[02:57:01]  And by the way, we lost.
[02:57:03]  So I want you to let you know we've life didn't pull the fuck through.
[02:57:06]  He should have written gangsta or some shit.
[02:57:08]  Something to actually succeed in life with.
[02:57:11]  That's just awful.
[02:57:12]  Just terrible.
[02:57:16]  Le Pajan for two says, Bossman is in jail.

=== Weeb Life Knuckles (04:19) ===

[02:57:20]  It's so over.
[02:57:21]  All in on rehab, baby.
[02:57:23]  The comeback king.
[02:57:23]  We're so back.
[02:57:24]  Rats called the prosecutor.
[02:57:26]  It's so over.
[02:57:27]  Lost man Jack.
[02:57:28]  Repeat, etc.
[02:57:28]  Nah, bro.
[02:57:29]  We're so back.
[02:57:30]  It's fucking, it's so.
[02:57:31]  Boss man.
[02:57:32]  I didn't even mention this, but boss man is apparently allowed to access his phone on the weekends.
[02:57:40]  So he might get, he says he's going to do, he's going to try to do some interal live streaming on his phone from the rehab facility.
[02:57:45]  So that's going to be fucking lit.
[02:57:46]  That's going to be Liddy Bro.
[02:57:48]  That's going to be Liddy.
[02:57:50]  Can't wait for it.
[02:57:50]  That's some content coming up.
[02:57:53]  Schneid's feed and seed, formerly suck and fuck for five says Schneid.
[02:57:58]  Thank you, Sneed's Feed and Seed.
[02:57:59]  Formerly suck and fuck.
[02:58:00]  I appreciate it.
[02:58:01]  11th Circuit for 2 says, Damn it, Nick, we lost the case again.
[02:58:04]  The most cursed shirt.
[02:58:05]  The most cursed.
[02:58:06]  Even I, as an expert merchandiser, could never try and capture the black magic of the damn it Nick.
[02:58:13]  We lost the case again shirt.
[02:58:15]  One of the most reviled artifacts of merchandise history.
[02:58:21]  Sneedo, for one, says, damn it, boss, we won the case again.
[02:58:25]  It's true.
[02:58:25]  He just keeps winning.
[02:58:27]  He double triple checked it.
[02:58:29]  He keeps winning, bro.
[02:58:30]  Guys, Black Dragon for two says, silver coin update.
[02:58:33]  I never got my Christian coin.
[02:58:35]  I know you still have some in a warehouse in China, bro.
[02:58:37]  You're fucking barking up the wrong tree.
[02:58:38]  There's no fucking way.
[02:58:40]  I don't think I have any left.
[02:58:42]  I do have something, though.
[02:58:43]  I keep getting billed for inventory, like at pennies.
[02:58:45]  So I have like one step.
[02:58:47]  Oh, it's patches.
[02:58:47]  That's what it is.
[02:58:48]  I have more patches than I sold.
[02:58:50]  I don't know what the fuck to do with those.
[02:58:53]  Might reclaim them at some point.
[02:58:54]  I don't know.
[02:58:57]  Tetrabacks for $200 says, great stream.
[02:59:00]  Super hype for the merch run.
[02:59:02]  The designs look really cool.
[02:59:03]  I'm glad you think so.
[02:59:04]  I appreciate it.
[02:59:05]  Yeah, hopefully it goes well.
[02:59:06]  I really like.
[02:59:07]  I think the merchandise stuff is something that is less profitable than like the podcast in general.
[02:59:14]  Because the podcast is just basically collecting money for showing up.
[02:59:18]  I mean, to be real with you, it's a much easier, it's much easier and it's much more profitable because you only make, you know, only a certain number of people are willing to put in their payment information and address and shit on the fucking merchandise site.
[02:59:33]  So the but the merch has a purpose in that I like that the site produces physical goods.
[02:59:44]  The Christchan silver coin thing is something that I'm extremely proud of because it's something that like it's like an art, it's like a genuine artifact.
[02:59:53]  It's like a real collectible.
[02:59:55]  There's like a couple thousand of them that some people have and they show up on and like they're like listed in there there's a specific term for this for like collectible monetary stuff that's not printed.
[03:00:11]  It's like X monete or something.
[03:00:13]  I don't know.
[03:00:14]  There's a word for it, but it like shows up on these listings for like these non these precious collectibles that are not money.
[03:00:22]  And oh, ex-Numia.
[03:00:24]  Ex-Numia is what I'm thinking of.
[03:00:25]  They show up on X Numia listings and on eBay and all sorts of stuff.
[03:00:31]  I'm very proud of it.
[03:00:32]  And it's very, it's superb as well.
[03:00:36]  The design came out perfect.
[03:00:37]  The Malaysians did a fantastic job striking them.
[03:00:41]  And it's something that, you know, decades from now, people are going to find them.
[03:00:45]  They're going to be like, what the fuck is this?
[03:00:48]  You know, it's like planting the flag on the moon or whatever.
[03:00:51]  It's going to be like decades later, people are going to find the fucking Christian coin.
[03:00:55]  People are going to, it might actually be worth it.
[03:00:57]  It might be like a legendary coin.
[03:00:59]  I'm never, I have the dies, by the way.
[03:01:02]  I'm having them shipped to me eventually.
[03:01:04]  And then I'm going to physically own the dies and nobody will ever have the dies again.
[03:01:08]  There'll never be any more made.
[03:01:10]  And I realize I get asked sometimes to rerun designs and I'm just, I'm never going to do it because it's like it's so much more fun to just do new stuff and have it be like, you know, people are going to wear it.
[03:01:20]  And I wear all my shirts and they get worn out really fast because I wear them so often.
[03:01:28]  But I know some people aren't.
[03:01:30]  And those might the the thought that those might have like a value one day because of like this weird niche internet community that is written about on like Chris Chen wikis and shit.

=== Legendary Coin Discovery (05:44) ===

[03:01:39]  That's very funny to me.
[03:01:41]  So I try not to rerun designs.
[03:01:45]  Sino for one says, Noel is going to be Supreme and make a Kiwi Farms brick Lamau.
[03:01:51]  I know Supreme is like a Nike brand, right?
[03:01:54]  Do they make like brick titties?
[03:01:55]  I don't know what the fuck that means, bro.
[03:01:57]  Sorry.
[03:02:00]  A Kiwi Farms brick, like a literal physical brick that says Kiwi Farms on it.
[03:02:05]  Maybe.
[03:02:05]  If there's demand for a brick, I'll do it.
[03:02:07]  I'll make them out of silver, too.
[03:02:08]  Watch me, motherfucker.
[03:02:10]  You think I'm joking?
[03:02:11]  I can make a kilogram.
[03:02:13]  I can take a mold in the shape of a brick and make it way out to one kilogram of silver.
[03:02:20]  I'll sell Kiwi Farms bricks.
[03:02:23]  Bish, motherfucker.
[03:02:26]  Unkind naysayer for two says, you could get a paw job from anyone who from fuck you.
[03:02:33]  I can't answer that.
[03:02:35]  You almost wonder if one says, legitimately, you should sell decorative burlap coffee bags with a Kiwi Farms logo on them.
[03:02:41]  Hey, once I get my coffee, my look, I'm going to be the only buyer of a small Peruvian farm that makes a single origin coffee bean at 8,000 feet above sea level.
[03:02:54]  It's going to be the best fucking coffee you ever had, and the burlap sacks will have the logo on them.
[03:02:59]  I promise you.
[03:03:02]  Arian Queen generator for five says, apologize to me for insulting me after I called Tom a cuck.
[03:03:07]  And you see, well, the thing that you were complaining about was stupid because he had, uh, you were, you literally sent a doctored image of him with a fake fucking cut in his chest and then said that he was a cuck because he did it for a girl when it didn't happen.
[03:03:22]  So, no, I'm not going to apologize for you.
[03:03:24]  You're fucking retarded.
[03:03:25]  He fell for a fake bullshit thing.
[03:03:27]  You just had to wait, apparently.
[03:03:28]  You had to wait a couple months for him to come out and say, Yeah, I get you.
[03:03:31]  What's the big deal, guys?
[03:03:32]  Don't you all?
[03:03:33]  70% of men is called being an adult.
[03:03:35]  All you had to do was wait.
[03:03:36]  You didn't have to fake no shit.
[03:03:37]  Retard.
[03:03:39]  Barallo Furman, for one, says, Are you sure you aren't confusing Tom for Toad McKinley?
[03:03:44]  Maybe they both stole it from you.
[03:03:45]  Oh, dude.
[03:03:47]  It was Toad.
[03:03:48]  What happened to him?
[03:03:50]  You're right.
[03:03:50]  It was Toad that had the typewriter thing.
[03:03:53]  Oh, my God.
[03:03:54]  They blended in my fucking brain.
[03:03:56]  The typewriter thing.
[03:03:59]  Did he die?
[03:04:00]  What happened to Toad McKinley?
[03:04:02]  Is he dead?
[03:04:12]  I'm reading the chat.
[03:04:14]  No, he didn't turn out.
[03:04:15]  Shut up.
[03:04:17]  Toad fucking died after review the Zootvile podcast.
[03:04:24]  He went into hibernation.
[03:04:27]  Oof, where is Toad?
[03:04:29]  I miss him.
[03:04:29]  Dementia.
[03:04:31]  Yeah, it was Toad.
[03:04:32]  You're right.
[03:04:32]  You're completely right.
[03:04:34]  For some reason, dude, for some reason, I've always thought that was Turkey Tom.
[03:04:40]  I don't know what's wrong with me, chat.
[03:04:42]  I have a brain that's like leaking out fucking mucus or some shit.
[03:04:50]  Um, okay.
[03:04:53]  Casting Couch Crab for five says, Gaba Ghoul.
[03:04:57]  Thank you, casting Couch Crab.
[03:04:58]  I appreciate it.
[03:05:00]  Docs Fountain for five says, You brought, you bought the dies for silver coins.
[03:05:04]  You must still have those because you're running on the standing designs either the first time.
[03:05:07]  No, motherfucker.
[03:05:10]  No.
[03:05:11]  I already answered this question.
[03:05:12]  I knew that those, those that wanted to steal my dies and make more coins, more than the 4,500 that were originally cast for the true owners of the Kiwi coins who wanted to make more fake coins with the dies.
[03:05:23]  The dies will be cast in a Mountain Doom so that no Kiwi coins will ever be created again from the original dies.
[03:05:29]  Trust me, we must do this for the authenticity.
[03:05:34]  Uh, also, I know a good cook coffee roaster in Tennessee.
[03:05:37]  Okay, bro.
[03:05:38]  Okay, email me, email me, and tell me who, and I will buy like a sample of them for my Espresso machine when I get back to the US.
[03:05:47]  And if they work, then they will have a merchandise deal on their hands.
[03:05:51]  Tootaloo, Davey Cave for one, says hop on Fistful of Frags.
[03:05:56]  No, anime extremist for five says, VTubers rule and cope and sneeze.
[03:06:00]  I went to an anime convention a few months ago and saw a VTuber concert and had a blast.
[03:06:03]  Do you think we can get boss man Jack to stream as a VTuber when he gets back from rehab?
[03:06:08]  Dude, they do these things where it's literally like a television on the fucking wall, and the VTubers do like a dance and they sing, and there's literally fucking weaboos in the audience watching this.
[03:06:19]  I want to say, I almost said something that would be really questionable, really illegal.
[03:06:25]  Something about you know, people with inclinations doing something that they do that's illegal and bad, but in an anime convention, if you can put those pieces together, that's what I said.
[03:06:37]  I was going to say before I caught myself as a smart man.
[03:06:39]  Doodle pop for 20 says, Thanks for the streams.
[03:06:41]  You're very, very welcome.
[03:06:43]  I appreciate it.
[03:06:44]  Thank you very much.
[03:06:45]  And the Orange Cow for five says, Toad got disgusted with commentary content and quit.
[03:06:48]  Well, what a fucking chat, bro.
[03:06:50]  I don't know what to tell you.
[03:06:51]  What did he see?
[03:06:52]  I'm kind of curious.
[03:06:53]  I'm about to end the stream.
[03:06:54]  I got one more super chat, but post in the night.
[03:06:56]  I actually, I've got, I would appreciate a QRD one.
[03:07:00]  What the fuck happened to Toad McKinley?
[03:07:03]  Tedra X for 20 says, Lol, confusing the fuck out of future generations is a true human pastime.
[03:07:08]  Just look at all the stuff we don't understand.
[03:07:09]  And I want to believe those guys thought fuck those guys in the future, literally, I'm going to be putting up stone monuments in Georgia talking about Chris Shannon shit.
[03:07:17]  And they're going to be like, What the fuck is this?
[03:07:19]  Someone's going to blow it up in the future.
[03:07:22]  Let's call it satanic.
[03:07:23]  You watch.

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[03:07:24]  I got this.
[03:07:25]  Thank you.
[03:07:26]  And last but not least, I hope Aryan Queen Generator for two says, I've never sent an ant pics, you idiot.
[03:07:33]  I just called him a cuck.
[03:07:35]  Okay.
[03:07:36]  I'm glad, bro.
[03:07:37]  I don't know what you're trying to prove to me.
[03:07:40]  And on that note, thank you for watching.
[03:07:44]  Have a good week.
[03:07:45]  I'll see you on Friday.
[03:07:47]  And oh, God.
[03:07:49]  I'm tempted.
[03:07:50]  I was tempted to play Amy Winehouse, the actual song, but I kind of didn't want to.
[03:07:55]  There's a band called Rehab.
[03:07:57]  What do they got?
[03:07:59]  You're not alone.
[03:08:00]  the Tham Hatha National Hotline Confidential.
[03:08:07]  I think it's already...
[03:08:08]  No, I haven't.
[03:08:12]  Rehab.
[03:08:12]  I'm not sure, like a song.
[03:08:15]  Is it Bartender?
[03:08:16]  Yeah, I think it is Bartender.
[03:08:17]  Dude, I might have played this before, but I don't give a shit.
[03:08:20]  I'm going to play it again.
[03:08:22]  Take it easy.
[03:08:23]  I already said that.
[03:08:24]  the bottom our tender i really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time.
[03:08:47]  When I got home, it was 6 a.m.
[03:08:50]  The door was locked, so I kicked it in.
[03:08:53]  She was tripping on the bills.
[03:08:56]  I think she was high on some pills.
[03:08:59]  She threw my shit out into the yard.
[03:09:03]  Then she called me a bomb and slapped me real hard.
[03:09:06]  And in my fucking stupor, I did what I should've never done.
[03:09:12]  Now I'm sitting here talking to you, drunken on the run.
[03:09:18]  I'm sitting at a bar on the inside, waiting for my ride on the outside.
[03:09:24]  She stole my heart in the trailer park.
[03:09:28]  So I jacked the keys to her fucking car And crashed that piece of shit Thaway You know mo, I'll probably get ten years, So just give me beers till they get here.
[03:09:53]  Yeah, I know the sun is coming up And y'all are probably getting ready for closing up, But I'm trying to drown my soul.
[03:10:02]  I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hanging on.
[03:10:11]  She got me sitting at a bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside.
[03:10:18]  She stole my heart in the trailer park, So I jacked the keys to her fucking car And crashed that piece of shit, Then stepped to me.
[03:10:29]  Romance is misery.
[03:10:30]  So much for memories, And now I'm headed to the penitentiary.
[03:10:34]  See me on TV, The next cop series.
[03:10:37]  I am a danger.
[03:10:38]  I guess I should have did something about my anger, But I never learned real things that don't concern.
[03:10:44]  I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn.
[03:10:47]  I know it's my fault, But I wasn't happy it was over.
[03:10:50]  She threw a fit so I crashed that piece of shit Waiting for my ride on the outside.
[03:11:11]  She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fucking car And crashed that piece of shit.
[03:11:21]  Then I'm sitting at a bar on the inside And I'm waiting on my ride on the outside.
[03:11:42]  You know, I crashed that piece of shit.
[03:11:44]  Then I stepped away.
[03:11:47]  Yeah, yeah, I stepped away.
[03:11:54]  You know I crashed that piece of shit.
[03:11:57]  And then I stepped away.
[03:12:05]  I step away.