Anggy rages over a 1985 Los Angeles case where the California Supreme Court denied religious burial for 16,500 aborted fetuses stored by Malvin Weisberg, while mocking President Biden's slip-up calling Kamala Harris "Vice President Trump." The host condemns YouTube's ad-blocker crackdown, critiques iFunny's new Indian moderation team, and attacks John Deere for alleged transgender discrimination. He further denounces a Florida girl arrested over her transition, Project 2025 threats against hackers, and Patrick Tomlinson's offensive stand-up, framing these events as evidence of societal decay and authoritarian overreach. [Automatically generated summary]
A special shout out to that one guy on Rumble who leaves a comment every time I crack a monster and sip it on stream.
I'm sorry.
I am not in a good mood today.
I am filled with actual genuine rage and hatred.
I would like to explain to you all why, but it will have to wait for another stream.
My contempt overflows.
I harbor ill will towards many people, and the things I actually want to say would get me arrested.
So I'm just going to have to try and abort that line of thinking before it becomes a long-term problem for me, chat.
Speaking of abortions, I'm going to spread my ill will towards mankind this stream.
Here we have a old article from 1985 called 16,500 fetuses to get burial after long fight on funeral.
This is a special article that someone asked me to read, and I said I would save it for a rainy day.
And indeed, it rains.
It does indeed downpour.
It doth flood the streets.
So in 1985, after a long contentious debate with a Jewish abortionist in LA who literally kept aborted fetuses in mayo jars and pickled them and just stored them in like his garage and around his house, this was discovered.
And let's see.
And so they had a debate about what to do about it.
Now, of course, the obvious answer would be to try and repatriate the aborted fetuses for proper burial with maybe a mourning funeral procession.
But because in California law, the consensus is that they're just medical waste tissue, it doesn't actually make sense to have any kind of like you can't treat them as remains.
If you treat it as remains, then it has to be treated as a human, the fetus.
So they can't do that.
You're caught in this weird thing where you have these 16,500 fetuses locked up in a Jewish man's house, and they can't try and honor that because by law, they're not living things.
They're just medical waste.
But obviously, that's a little bit disgusting.
So they said that there would be a mass burial for the fetuses, but there would be no mourning allowed, no funeral procession allowed, and no trying to give the remains to the woman that it came from.
It was just basically If a Jewish man had 16,500 little trophies stored around his house made of stolen metal.
And they said, well, what do we do with all these trophies that this man made for himself?
It's like, well, I guess we can bury them in a dump.
It would be too hard to try and figure out where they came from and give the metal back to people.
And it would be impermissible to allow him to keep the stolen metal, the stolen trophies.
So just going to bury them.
I'll read the article because it's nice and short and I'll point something out about this.
After three years of argument, the county, so it took three years since figuring out this abortion.
This guy had these fetuses.
I found a container in the home of a man who ran a medical laboratory.
I'm assuming it's a storage container.
So it was like a little shrine that he had built in his backyard.
He just bought like a cheap, you know, however, many hundred dollars at the time storage container off the LA Harbor, put in his backyard and filled it full of fetus jars.
Supervisors voted Tuesday with little discussion and send the fetuses to the Guerra Gutierrez Alexander Mortuary in Los Angeles for burial.
According to Toby Milligan, spokesman for the Department of Health Services, the long battle over what to do with the fetuses had pitted religious and other anti-abortion groups against a feminist group represented by the American Civil Liberties Union.
The abortion opponents sought permission to hold services for the fetuses, but the Southern California Chapter of Civil Liberties Union, on behalf of the Feminist Women Health Center, challenged that in court and said the fetuses should be cremated, contending that they were unwanted biological tissue and not humans.
Judge Robert O'Brien of the Superior Court ruled last month that Los Angeles County could authorize burial as long as there was no religious ceremony.
The burial site had not been determined.
It was also not known if the fetuses had been buried in a single grave.
Miss Milligan said.
She said that they had been kept in five pine boxes.
The fetuses were discovered in February 1982 and the company sent workers to repossess a steel storage bin.
Bro, Mr. Malvin Weisbag, the only reason why they found out about 16,500 fetuses was because he didn't pay for his steel storage container.
They repossessed it.
He was so stingy.
He didn't even pay for his fetus bin.
Unfucking real.
It was just in his front yard.
That's crazy.
In the Woodland Hill, the district attorney's office confiscated the fetuses, considered criminal prosecution, but no charges were filed.
And Robert Philibosian, then the district attorney, planned to turn over the Catholic League, turn them over to the Catholic League of Southern California for burial with services.
A majority of the county supervisors agreed with this plan, and President Reagan wrote to support the move to hold memorial services for the children.
The feminist center, however, filed suit on the grounds that the plan had violated the constitutional separation of church and state.
The legal battle eventually reached the California Supreme Court, which agreed with the feminist center.
Supreme Court led that the ruling stand in March and that the case was remanded to trial with court.
The judge ordered that the county dispose of the fetuses either by cremation or burial and without arranging or participating in religious services.
Gerbils In Pants Arrested00:03:04
Here's the best part: check this out.
So, this is the New York Times, and we can see here 16,500 fetuses to get burial after a long fight on funeral.
Beset on, does it say what page this is?
It does not say the page number that I can read.
That might be A15 up there.
Labor Day sale, Macy's, a Wallache's guide to Labor Day savings, American Fitch, Custom Shoes, and then a big ad for furs.
New through Labor Day.
So, we got a page that is basically full of ads and nothing else.
And then, right at the top, if you squint, there's the 16,500 aborted fetuses.
Cool.
Nice.
Little bit of uh oh, is that amber crummy in French?
Okay, whatever.
Just a little detour back to a more wholesome time, the 1980s.
All right, time to wash it down.
We need some hamster-related news.
Get ready, Mr. Prane J. Mr. Pancake.
They yell, you are under arrest.
Get on your belly.
Now you can see that he's in leopard print clothing.
Um, this is Mr. Pancake.
Get on your crowd!
On your belly!
Mr. Prane Cake!
Get on!
On your belly!
In the name of the law, Panic, get on your belly!
In the name of the law, pancake, get on your belly.
What is going on?
I managed to wrestle this homeless man named Mr. Pancake over to his back.
Under arrest for serious breaking.
So he broke into a building and stole from it.
Do you want to guess what he stole?
Oh, God, there is a gerbil.
He went into a pet store and filled his pantalones full of hamsters, which the police erroneously identify as mirror gerbils.
They are in fact hamsters that are being rescued from Mr. Pancake's pants.
There's a cheetah print pants that I feel I should identify.
And then the cop is also quick to add, you're also not only being arrested for breaking entering in theft, you're being arrested for animal abuse.
Because this is a crime against fashion.
Maybe that should have been the fourth charge.
Also, crimes against fashion.
What the heck?
The cops are calling in to HQ.
We rescued a gerbil from his pants.
Multiple gerbils recovered.
Multiple gerbils.
Multiple.
They're like tripping over themselves.
He'd be the one to call this in.
Yeah, multiple gerbils recovered.
Yeah, it's going to be sad.
That's a movie.
We're just buying that our suspect has multiple gerbils in his hands.
And then HQ is to repeat that because they want to be in the clip, too.
That's nice.
That's wholesome.
I hope all the gerbils were okay, chat.
iFunny AutoMod Ban Explained00:14:34
YouTube has escalated its war on ad blockers.
We, the ad non-watching, are being persecuted for our.
Ooh, is that a thing?
Can I claim that I have a religion that watch it's a branch of what's the most based religion?
Insert that into your head.
It's a branch of that, but we have a thing where if you watch ads, the devil is like controlling your soul.
So we can't watch any ads.
And so exercising our religious freedoms, we run ad blockers to modify content as we see fit.
And YouTube is infringing on our religious freedoms by trying to block our ad blockers.
They're now inserting ads, as I mentioned previously, directly into the playlist that make up a video so that the files directly contain advertisements to try and trick your browser.
And recently, they've taken some steps to try and break common tools that people use to not watch ads.
SmartTube is a phenomenal, phenomenal application that is banned from the YouTube Play Store.
But if you install it on your Chrome TV Chromecast thing, you can watch YouTube exactly as you would on the app, but better with sponsor block and with ad block built in directly to it.
Now they're blocking that.
They're blocking Newpipe.
They're trying to block YouTube DL.
Within 24 hours, people found ways around this, but they're trying really hard to obstruct your ability to block ads.
And I hope, I hope that this is a sign that YouTube is suffering immensely.
I hope that this is an indication that Google is in financial dire straits and they're trying to squeeze every dime that they fucking can.
It's really frustrating because it's like, I don't know.
I guess a lot of people do still watch ads, I guess, because they don't bother to ad block.
But in the 90s, when I grew up, I remember how many fucking advertisements there were continuously on television.
How the YouTube or the TV programming block had been modified so that cartoons and shit were like 20 minutes long so that they could insert like a ratio of one to three for advertising blocks into the cartoons and shit.
And then you buy a fucking DVD.
And what does the DVD have?
The DVD has unskippable ads because they cooperate with the DVD manufacturers to create segments that you can't fucking skip when you insert the fucking ad.
I remember being at my aunt's house when I was a teenager and I was with my cousins who were little kids and they love Disney.
So we're going to put in like the DVD for Frozen or whatever.
Or we're going to put in the DVD for Beauty and the Beast or whatever.
We're going to watch a movie.
Well, these fucking DVDs have like literally five minutes of advertisements prior to the actual film.
So because they're DVDs and they're physical media, they're like outdated.
So you're sitting there on a couch and you're watching an advertisement for Jack and Jill out in theaters in whatever fucking year.
That's like five years ago.
That movie already came out.
It was already shit.
But now it's baked into your fucking DVD drive so that you can't skip it forever and ever.
And that's precisely why people pirate shit because you pirate a movie and what do you get?
You get the program and then you can watch it as many times as you want.
You can skip around.
You click the button and it just starts playing the fucking movie.
And you don't have to, there's no issues.
You can watch it with whatever subtitles you want and everything.
And same with TV.
TV is the exact same thing.
So we had it good.
Right when the internet came out, we had it real fucking good.
But now, but now they want to send us back to the dark times.
They want to send us back to the times where we had to watch fucking advertisements.
And I will never, ever watch your advertisements.
If I am forced to watch ads, I just don't.
Like, I have no issue never watching.
Like, because sometimes I want to see like a gameplay footage.
So I'll go to, like, my instinct is, oh, I'll go to Twitch and see somebody playing it.
I go to Twitch and then it's like, I see ads.
I click anything and I see fucking advertisements.
And I'm like, I have no interest in doing this.
I just click out.
I find it very easy to avoid Twitch for this reason.
I just, I just hate it.
And I wish more people hated advertisements as much as I did because it's an unwanted intrusion in your attention span.
YouTube is selling your attention span.
It's your property.
And they're fucking with you at a psychological level to expose you to dumb bullshit to try and get you to buy stuff for their profit.
It's like an, it is an inherently adversarial relationship between the advertiser and the customer because your position is that you're happy as you are.
You're watching the video.
You got everything you need.
And the advertiser's goal is to get you to want to buy things you don't even know that you want.
Like back in the day, it used to be like, oh, I know I need a car.
So you have advertisements try to influence you to buy Ford or Chevy or whatever.
Now it's like, oh, here's some fucking garbage on Timu.
This was made for 15 cents in a Bangladesh sweatshop.
We chopped off a child's hands for not meeting quota.
We're sending you this fucking trash for $2.
It's going to end up in a landfill.
This stupid plastic piece of shit you're buying is going to end up in a Texas-sized landfill at the bottom of the ocean that chokes out the life of our environment.
But it'll bring you some satisfaction for a number of minutes.
And we've put this in front of you.
And because most people are below 100 IQ and they're retarded and they have no impulse control, they do.
They buy this shit.
And that's why this is again, by the way, another situation where the most retarded people on the planet control everybody else.
Because like you think a lot of people like express this skepticism.
Why the fuck do they try to make these annoying ads?
Why do they make it so that I have to watch them?
Like when I start seeing advertisements, I can't skip.
I become adverse to that brand.
Like I don't want them anymore.
When their advertisements annoy me.
Sir, you have an IQ of 105.
You're not their target demographic.
The annoying bullshit fucking advertisements works on the chicken Americans and the curry Americans and the other the other unwashed masses.
And that's why they do it.
Because if they actually they have consumer psychology is a master degree course that teaches you how to manipulate the dumbest echelons of our society into buying your fucking garbage at a price it's not worth.
And the money that they make off exploiting dumb fucks greatly, greatly outpaces the money that they would make from appealing to smarter people.
That's why they do it.
If it didn't make sense economically, they wouldn't do it.
I hate ads.
I hate YouTube.
iFunny.
So this is a weird drama that's come out of nowhere.
And I've been paying attention to it because so many new people have registered to shit talk iFunny from iFunny that I'm incidentally exposed to it simply because I'm looking at the moderation queue and seeing posts being made.
iFunny says, this is their official brand account on X. Guys, I want to reiterate again that just because our AutoMod banned lots of people from the app for reasons like CP, death threats, gore extremism on both sides, and hardcore porn, we are getting hate bombed with tons of things that are not the truth and keep spamming that the social team is someone named Zeke.
Haha, I think that they were Indian owned now.
Plus, like the previous post says, y'all got nothing to worry about.
Just send an appeal to the priority email provided if your account was wrongfully targeted and we will fix it.
Tongue out, emoji.
Super professional email.
Sure to ease concerns about what's going on.
And what's going on is that they have been sold.
iFunny's 10th birthday has come up and the Russian company that owned it has, I guess, had issues monetizing it, probably in part because of the fact that they're Russian now and sanctions make it difficult to get any kind of payment processing and shit.
So they sold it to a small investment firm company.
And they've done a bunch of shit, which is caused mass bans across the site.
As someone explained it to me, this is the new guy, I think.
Max Kranov, group CEO at FunCorp, venture partner at StepAhead Capital advertiser at NeroDive.
Funcorp is the iFunny company.
And he recently took over.
So now they're trying to become advertiser friendly and they're trying to get revenue and they want to have premium services.
Well, the issue with that is that you have to have a payment processor.
And iFunny is strangely, particularly not politically correct.
There's a lot of Chud content.
There's a lot of like, I think, like, soy jack type stuff, weird shit, lots of racist humor.
And that's all stuff that a payment processor does not want to see.
So, Mr. Kranov looks at this and says, like, well, we're trying to run a business.
We're trying to make money.
And we need to be able to process payments.
So, to meet our payment processor obligations, we're going to implement auto-mod systems to ban problematic content.
And this completely and totally clears out like iFunny's old reliable users that are super popular.
And by doing so, upset like a bunch of the existing user base.
I think that I guess I can play around with this a little bit.
This thread is the drama thread, but there is a thread for the get some proving grounds for iPhone 8.
Where the fuck is it?
Is it already moved out?
Usually threads sit in that fucking board for ages.
Oh, it is out already.
Okay, so they speculate that they speculate that the moderator team is Indian because some of the things that got banned immediately when they implemented the automatic mod moderation stuff were pictures of steak.
And obviously, since Indians are mostly Hindu and they worship cows, there was some speculation that it was like moderation was outsourced to steak, but there's not really any verifiable information that indicates this.
And iFunny itself denies it.
I think that they went even cheaper than Indians and they've just flat out automated it.
Because if I remember correctly, there was a time where they were testing porn detection bots and like picture weird shit would flag up.
And I can kind of imagine that pictures of steak like to a robot might look vaguely pornographic.
In fact, I bet you, depending on their sources, you know how like a lot of subreddits and stuff are called like food porn.
I bet you if like a food porn subreddit accidentally got mixed into like the machine learning model, like they put in like a bunch of porn subreddits and like, well, this one says food porn.
I guess that's it too.
And they just plug it in without thinking.
And then it pulls all these pictures of like delicious looking steak and the bot just thinks that like cuts up meat or porns are just examples of like all this shit on iFunny.
June is dinosaur month and I will die on this hill but good at trending.
So this is obviously problematic.
You can't post this on the internet.
Oh God.
I think someone asked me just to look at all this shit.
Rate their memes.
Okay, I'll rate your meme.
I've never posted on iFunny, but I'll look at all the shit.
There were lots of sympathetic posts on the um on iFunny for the Kiwi farms.
GameStop, Naked Shorts, did did you lose something?
And then I think they snuck in the N-word here, which is I think why this post got deleted.
I think that's what they're trying to demonstrate is that they sneak stuff in that the bots detect and freak out about.
This one.
Oh, is this like the protest?
No, it's not.
Okay, so this is just a post that Saru made two years ago, which has been which has just been all iFunny.
And now they have to delete this kind of quality content.
This one says, when I say a neighbor being whipped like a stupid, I don't have a fun word.
I don't have a fun word for black.
I guess I can say black.
A stupid black gorilla monkey.
That's kind of racist.
Hello, guys.
It is I, Trad Catholic Conquistador 1488.
That's pretty accurate.
Basically, my head cannon.
Culver's entering the basement where he keeps his Trad Catholic Tink's boy wife, the eight-year-old Bolivian boy, sold his piss poor parents, just doesn't realize yet.
I think that Culver's is going to be like somebody in the community that they don't like.
Religious extremism.
That doesn't make sense.
That's not a religious extremist.
I don't know.
Do you think payment processors would have an issue with this?
They might.
It's the same thing.
I already saw that.
If you love paganism so much, I suggest you try the following most popular pagan traditions at all.
Conversion to Christianity.
That was actually funny.
Just had my top comment deleted by a pagan LARPing mod, apparently.
I'll say it again.
Pagan beliefs are so weak.
There's a reason why they converted without a fight 90% of the time.
Z-Chin beliefs are so weak, there is OX-Chin.
I guess it's supposed to be like Christian.
There's a reason why they converted to atheism without a fight 100% of the time.
Well, in Russia, it wasn't.
There was definitely a fight.
Trump Putin Political Drama00:08:45
I got you.
Violent content, religious extremism.
In the post by iFonday, they said, we have been threatened by extremism on both sides.
So the communists are rising up and threatening to collectivize iFunny.
Sucks.
Sucks for them, I guess.
Sucks that their internet is being ruined.
Welcome to the club.
I'm surprised it lasted this long with this kind of shit, actually.
Okay, this is political, kind of.
Not really.
I don't think we can consider this political anymore.
It's just retarded.
Here's a message from President Joe Biden regarding the NATO summit meeting.
I've said before, Russia will not prevail in this war.
Ukraine will prevail in this war.
And we'll stand with them every single step of the way.
That's what the compact says, loudly and clearly.
And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination.
Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.
This isn't even the best one.
There's a picture.
There's one video that's taken on an angle, so you can see Zelensky standing behind him.
And he has like a double take.
He's just in shock that he just heard what he did.
And he had to, I guess, I think Biden has like an earpiece.
The way that Biden sounds to me is that he's just repeating word for word what he hears in like his earpiece.
And then when he said that, whoever the fuck was talking to him, like, freaks out.
I was like, no, Zelensky, Zelensky, not Putin.
Putin's a bad guy.
Reminds me of that one time in American history.
I mean, this isn't so bad.
I remember that time that FDR met with Stalin and said, Mr. Hitler, it's nice to meet you.
It was very embarrassing.
Luckily, the press, much like with talking about his crippled legs, simply omitted this gaffe in most of the publications at the time.
But it was roundly identified in memoirs as being a thing that actually happened.
No, I'm just full of shit.
This is extremely embarrassing.
There's more, actually.
I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president.
Does I think she's not qualified to be president?
Say that again.
I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president till I think she was not qualified to be president.
Vice President Trump.
She's a pretty girl.
She's fine to be vice president.
That sassy Miss Trump.
I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president.
That's Anthony Blinken.
Immediately, as soon as he says that, he's thinking, oh my God, he even sucks it in his lips.
He's like, oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Do I think she was not qualified to be president?
So let's start there.
Number one.
Everybody looks so uncomfortable.
The fact is that the consideration.
That guy is like shooketh to the core, okay?
He's not having a good time.
I mean, my numbers are better in Israel than they are there.
But then again, they're better than a lot of other people here, too.
But anyway, that was I actually watched this part because someone said that there was like a funny Biden thing going on.
So I tuned in.
And this is the part that I saw.
He's like yammering in an incomprehensible, inarticulate way, which barely registers as like actual human language.
But they ask him about Israel.
And it's like a moat of soul in him flamed and came to life.
He's like energetic.
He's speaking coherently.
He's correctly referencing like ministers in Israel and prime ministers that he's spoken with.
And he's like naming off every member of the Israeli war cabinet.
And it's just like, it's like he's not even alive until Israel is mentioned.
And then he's up.
He's like someone.
He did like a bump of cocaine.
He's at the top of his game.
Respectfully, earlier you have photo in your opening answer.
You refer to Vice President Harris as Vice President Trump.
Right now, Donald Trump is using that to mock your age and your memory.
How do you combat that criticism from tonight?
Listening to him.
This concludes tonight's press conference.
Thank you.
Bye.
Thanks, everyone.
I hope the White House coat has my chicken tendies all ready for me.
I cannot sleep until I have my chicken tendies and a ice cold glass of Arizona iced tea.
This is how I sleep.
I think this is the Zelensky one.
No, this is the full correction where he realizes his mistake.
I think this is the one that has his stupid, has Zelensky right next to him.
Hold up.
I'm going to hand it over to the president of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination.
Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.
So he was ready to walk off.
And then he look, he's listening.
You can tell that he's listening to the speaker.
And he's like, no, no, no, Zelensky.
Zelensky, not Putin.
President Putin.
He's going to beat President Putin.
President Zelensky.
I'm so focused on beating Putin.
We got to worry about it.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Dude, the way he speaks now where he just goes anyway, like randomly or like he has like these weird cutters in his dialogue where he just goes, anyways.
It's like they've trained him.
Like if you ever lose your train of thought, just say anyways so that it sounds like, you know, you've recognized that you're rambling instead of just rambling.
I think before it was just like he would just ramble endlessly and they've kind of coached him.
Like, if you ever like forget what you're talking about, just say anyway so it looks like you've recognized it and you're moving on.
Because he does this a lot now.
I'm better.
You are a healthy.
I'm better.
It is me, action man from movie.
I am ready to sacrifice any number of lives on either side so that I can receive hundreds of millions of dollars and funnel them into estates that are in various countries that have no extradition treaty with either Russia or the United States.
Slavo Ukrainian.
President.
And now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.
Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.
Yay.
Ladies and gentlemen, President.
Can't believe that our government recognizes Putin as the president of Ukraine.
It's all over.
It's now the Ukraine.
It's not Ukraine anymore.
We got to add the indefinite article.
The ah, I like this picture too.
Vice President Trump.
Kamala really is a lizard.
She's either Indian or black or Hawaiian or orange, depending on her audience.
Kamala's going to show up at the Republican National Committee dressed up as Trump.
Nobody's going to notice.
Oh, bro.
This is some more bullshit, but this is from Bald and Bankrupt.
He went to Uganda and was requested that I play this video.
So let's take a look at what they're doing in Uganda.
The greatest boss here in the bus stand.
We have here a sticker of Idiamin, Dadad, a former president of Uganda.
The poor, but do you like him?
Why not?
Okay.
And who else we have?
This is Bobby.
Dude, black people in Africa, they look so shiny.
It's like he's made of that waxy oil that you get from petroleum.
I think it's called Batuman.
Or if you're English, it's Bitchumen.
He looks like he's covered in that.
He's so shiny.
He's a shiny Pokemon.
Why not?
Okay.
And who else we have?
This is Bobby Wine.
Here we have Bobby Wine, who is a rapper and is against the government.
I can say this.
Here we have Gaddafi, the former president of Libya.
Of Libya.
We have here.
Who's this?
Pasidia Bwanga.
Who have we got on the front?
Where else we go?
The beast.
We've got some WWE.
We've got King Jong.
John On.
You like him?
Why not?
Oh, yeah.
Why not?
Exactly.
This is.
You know him?
Hey, it's Bruce Lee.
Jack Chan.
Jackie Chan.
Michael Tyson.
Michael Tyson.
So, Saddam.
Saddam Hussein.
Bruce Lee.
And that's Itala.
Obey Dad Soup Footage00:08:19
We've got.
I'll probably get demonetized for saying his name.
So you know who it is.
It's what do you think of Hitler?
Hitler is one of the powerful, one of the powerful leaders in the whole world.
You respect powerful leaders.
Why not?
Yeah, no.
Yeah, he likes him.
So the way he looked the world was good.
You have the best band here.
I think so.
I think so.
I like how he has like a Chinese shirt, too.
Oh, dude, this just shows you that China is just like, we are the most powerful nation in the world.
And they're just like, yeah, why not?
You can harvest our natural resources now.
Why not?
That's the easy game.
All right.
Okie dokie artichokes.
Let's take a second.
Ham.
Do we have a do I have like a popcorn eating ham?
I'm really pushing it with my hamsters.
I think.
No, that's the Baldo ham.
It's an American ham.
Can I like I need a version of the news hamster where it's like flipped around and he's watching the other side?
I want to watch a movie with my hamster.
All right, let's hit a movie trailer chat.
Oh my god.
It's so bad right off the bat.
Okay, we're making a movie.
It's an in-depth emotional art house piece about trans shit.
How are we going to start?
What sound can we use to introduce to set the stage right?
Oh, you want to do the sound effect of the Tyrannosaurus stomping towards the Jeep and the water, the water droplet is bouncing in the cup.
Like inception.
You want like an inception horn for your fucking indie film.
Okay, great.
Cool.
Awesome.
I'm going home for my dad's birthday.
Who sounds like he sounds like Frederick or he, she, Elliot Ellen Page sounds like Frederick Brennan.
Going home for my dad's birthday.
Why?
Why?
Imagine all the effort to transition and then you just sound like a midget.
I haven't gone back in close to four years.
Bold.
That's a bold move.
Can I get you a drink?
First impression with the brother.
It is really nice to meet you.
I know I'm just nothing but a disappointment to them.
You sort of took off.
You've been gone.
You can come to Dad and I for, you know, anything if you need it.
I'm really okay.
In so many ways I am for the first time.
There's so much symbolism.
Wait, hold up.
You can come to Dad and I for, you know, anything if you that right there.
You can come to Dad and I. You may think that this is useless B-roll footage of her preparing a soup, but this is actually a deeply resonating image of a mutilated penis, of a knife cutting through a soylent fake penis appendage chat.
Bravo.
Bravo.
The filmography.
For, you know, anything if you need it.
I'm really okay.
In so many ways I am for the first time.
I just still think of you as my little girl.
Oh my god, the heck in transphobia.
You're so sad.
A parent wants for the kid to be sad.
It's hot to see.
But you know when you found it.
He looks so good.
I love that bumper.
It's hot to see.
A soul-daring performance from Paige.
Is that which one?
What do we call it?
I don't know.
I just use the last name that hasn't changed.
But you know, when you found it.
He looks so good.
You're right.
You're like, this time that's why.
Why?
Literally, I think that this is also a tranny, and he sounds like he has Down syndrome.
Like, legit just had like a Down syndrome person on set for this.
I love it.
All these years.
Oh, yeah.
Paige's returned to the big screen.
Which one?
Oh, yeah.
There's that guy.
I was wondering where he was.
You pick me up when I'm the best performance of Paige's already impressive.
Which one?
On the ground.
I don't know all the rules.
What are you talking about, rules?
I'm just a person.
Just talk to me.
Kidness translated.
It can't be.
You're going through a thing.
We all have to obey it.
Obey what?
I just worry about you.
I love that part because that's like real.
It can't be.
You're going through a thing.
We all have to obey it.
Obey what?
You're going through a thing and we all have to obey.
And then she's like, obey what?
I don't know.
Your bullshit fucking rules about your name and shit because you just look like a little girl that has taken a bunch of testosterone and now you talk like a retard.
And then we have to pretend that you're a man.
Otherwise, you get fired.
I just worry about you.
You weren't worrying about me when I was actually not okay.
I'm so proud of you.
Mom, you weren't worried about me when you sold me to Hollywood for millions of dollars and then I was super mega raped by every single man that I encountered for the next 15 years, huh?
But now that I'm a tranny, now that I pooned out, you're like, oh my god, my poor baby girl.
You, my brave boy, looking who you really are.
All these years.
You were the only person I felt but myself around.
After all these years.
That kid was in so much pain before.
Ellen Paige are like 40.
So yeah, it's so weird how even like the pooners are like, I want to be a boy.
I want to be my little boy.
Like, it's like with the autogenophiles.
They're like, I want to be a girl.
You want to be a woman?
No.
I want to be a girl.
I want to have sleepovers with teenage girls and we have sexy lingerie pillow fights like real girls.
I never got to have these sexy lingerie pillow fights that all women have.
But now I'm catching up on time.
And that's a bit weird, Ms. Page.
August 16th, I can't wait.
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Such as that.
Oh no!
Transphobia in the comments.
The Large Hadron Anus Collider says, Pooner, the movie, Revenge of Little Dude.
Oh, yeah, this.
Oh, I even commented on this, actually.
There's my reply.
This person says, there's this weird obsession with being considered a boy, never a man, but a boy.
It's really weird.
And then this guy, whoever the fuck he may be, with the weird cowhead avatar, the Tim's do it too.
They're always girls, never women.
It's sad to see a pawn get moved around a chessboard like Ellen has.
No way.
She says she's dressed like Tyrone Biggums on purpose, lol.
Pass.
The voice is hilarious.
The voice is like shockingly bad.
The wall always wins.
Being a man is uneasy, is it?
It's hard.
I will skip through all this guy's bullshit and just show you the thing.
So this is a John Deere training video.
Here's the training video.
Kathy just started work in my office.
She's settling in well.
But this morning, I heard a couple of my colleagues gossiping about her.
They were saying that Kathy used to be a man and they are now reluctant to use the same bathroom.
I don't know if I should say something.
Now, what do you think it is that this lady's supposed to be?
Thanks for helping Rashmi.
So that woman is an Indian right off the bat.
Whether or not the rumors are true, Rashmi should report this right away to the appropriate department or a manager.
Revealing someone's gender identity without their consent and before they are ready to reveal it is called outing someone, which is a violation of someone's privacy.
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Our gender identity is a deeply personal part of who we are, which is why being outed can be a very distressing experience.
It's also important to remember that if Kathy is trans, saying she used to be a man is not accurate.
Trans women are women, and they've never been a woman, never not been a woman.
The gender identity doesn't just align with who the sex assigned with him at birth.
Sex change is also an inaccurate and outdated word because of the surgery changes of a person's physical anatomy to better reflect their gender identity that they identify with.
This is John Deere.
This is the largest agriculture equipment producer in the entire world.
Their equipment spans every fucking country in the entire fucking world.
Here's another fun fact about John Deere.
They have proprietary software systems that integrate into all their tractors, especially seed planters.
They have a very fine GPS planting software thing, and it's completely proprietary and it requires a subscription.
So everybody using John Deere tractors and John Deere seed planters are using it because they have this cutting edge software.
It's like remote controlled seed planting equipment.
And anyone trying to crack their software gets sued.
John Deere is like one of the most evil fucking companies in the entire world.
And this is their internal politics.
So they're trying to control the food source.
The fucking retards are.
They're trying to put trannies in control of seed planting equipment.
Because if they disable your tractor, if they discontinue your farm from their service agreement plan, then suddenly your John Deere tractor is worth shit and you can't plant anymore.
So it's like a fucking nightmare.
Nobody should support this company.
It should be tanked into the fucking ground.
It is a active, they're using intellectual property rights to fuck with people, and they're doing it so that insane, gross, weird trannies and Indians that control the software side of things can control the food production and they should not be permitted to do so.
We got some Florida news.
Transitioning teen arrested in Florida after faking home invasion, killing mom and mom's boyfriend.
A 16-year-old girl who had been transitioning to the opposite sex per police was arrested over the weekend in Palm Bay, Florida for allegedly killing her mother and her mother's boyfriend.
Julia L. Egler was subsequently charged with two counts of premeditated first-degree murder.
Eggler initially staged a home invasion in an attempt to convince police she was simply an innocent bystander to a grisly double homicide, but later came clean and admitted that she had killed them.
The teens had a disagreements with her mother over her transition, claiming she was not very accepting.
There's a more than I want to this.
Okay, here's the weird thing.
According to WFTV at the station, she confessed that it was she who had committed the murders, noting the attack was the culmination of many disagreements in the previous weeks.
She told the police she was not happy with the fact that McCollum was not very accepting of her transition.
She also did not like that McCollum was dating Shay Nrock, who was Shane Rock, who was 22 years old.
So her mom was dating someone half her age, but like literally this guy was closer to her age than her mom's age and they were together.
So you cannot fucking tell me that this stupid bitch did not have this kid and then broke up or something happened with baby daddy.
And then she ended up dating a bunch of other guys and this girl got super fucking mega raped.
I don't know what's going on with the current guy, but there's a 100% chance that she's been like sexually abused by stepdads and shit.
Super fucked up situation.
And then, by the way, you take someone who's mentally ill to begin with, who has all this trauma, who is still like a retarded teenager, and then you pump them full of testosterone to try and induce male puberty.
So you have like BPD girl plus trauma plus testosterone plus 16 years old.
And then you give her a 38.
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Dude, we're lucky we don't have more Pooner shootings, to be completely honest with you.
Like the amount of like insane bullshit, like those brains must be the most hellish places on the entire planet.
If we, um, it's like in Portal 2, where you have to kill Gladys by, actually, I think it's in Portal 1, too.
It's both of them.
No, it is the second one.
You have to kill Gladys by like adding like retard cores to her to make her dumber.
We're going to be doing that.
We're going to be taking Pooner brains and putting them in cores and affixing them to AIs as like inhibitors so they can't be too smart.
They're just constantly suffering because they have this tumor attached to them.
This is open software news.
There is a project called Serenity OS headed by a guy called Andreas Kling.
And he is a very quiet developer.
He doesn't really have any politics, but he does have a basic rule where he doesn't add a code of conduct.
In open source development, code of conducts are relatively new.
It was uncommon for there just to be a document saying be nice to each other in every GitHub repository because it's just kind of assumed if you cause problems in an open source software community, you're not going to be welcome there, right?
Makes sense.
But we had to formalize this at some point.
And the whole like, this was a Gamergate thing too, where you had all these No devs who are contributing nothing but like documentation and code of conduct changes to repositories so that it looked like they had real code commits, but they were actually just bullshit.
And now code of conduct are like standard and they all say the exact same fucking thing.
It's like every terms of service for every website that's ever existed.
It doesn't make any fucking sense.
It's not like usually when you select like a license, a license is something that is text that exists in every repository.
And a license is actually really important because it contains information about how a software may be used and how it may be shared or if it must be shared.
Whereas a code of conduct, you don't really customize it.
Like you're not going down the checklist like, yeah, no N-words, but our bombs are okay.
You can call somebody retarded.
You can only call someone a chink if you're yellow yourself.
Like you're not like ticking these boxes to like customize your code of conduct.
It's all the exact same fucking thing.
It's basically don't piss people off.
So it's completely superfluous.
So when people try to add in a code of conduct to Serenity OS's GitHub repository, Andreas just says no and rejects it, which causes trannies to fucking see because they need to have control.
They need to have control.
There was a this drama goes on and like on and off every so often because they try to do this.
Like this, some random tranny realizes that there's no code of conduct and has a panic attack and tries to resubmit it.
Well, this time, someone knows the documentation referred to the user as a he instead of a they and tried to submit a one-word change to the documentation, which is a really annoying thing to do because it's like it adds you as a contributor to the project and you contributed nothing.
So he rejected the commit and now he's a transphobe again.
So they're complaining about it.
This is the best quote of all this drama, by the way.
This is a real tweet by a tranny developer.
Spectral Aura says, it brings me so much joy to know that you all feel like your hobbies are being stripped away from you.
You'll never get what you think you had back.
And that is hilarious.
These trannies hate you.
They hate everything you enjoy.
And the only thing that fills the void inside of them is fucking with shit that you like.
They should be roundly rebuked at all times, consistently, firmly, and without fear of retribution.
Because if you let them in because you're afraid of what might happen to you, you've already swallowed the poison pill, anyways.
If you say go fuck yourself, they might do something to fuck with you.
If you say, okay, well, I don't want any trouble.
You can do it then.
You can come in.
You will 100% be fucked over.
So it's always safer just to say, go fuck yourself every time, regardless.
That's that.
That's off topic.
And one more thing.
So there's this group called Project 2025, which is like a conservative think tank.
I don't, I'm not familiar with them at all.
But they got hacked by like a bunch of trannies, like a bunch of tranny furries.
And then the guy tried to extort them like over text message by talking to the CEO.
So the furry, Mike Howell, who's the head, says, would you like to meet virtually or send an emissary to meet in person?
The furry, who is VO, says, I would like to be left alone without my rights being threatened.
Mike says, are you aware that you won't be able to wear a furry tiger costume when you're getting pounded in the ass in the federal prison I put you in next year?
The furry says, such unprofessional language from an executive director.
Would you mind if I shared this?
As if to imply, like, oh, I got you swearing.
Oh, that's really embarrassing.
I'm going to embarrass you by publishing this.
Mike says, please share widely.
I hope the word spreads as fast as the STDs do in your degenerate furry community.
Actually, this is the first one.
Mike says, hello.
He says, hi.
I want people to call you.
Mike says, what are you seeking or threatening?
The furry says, we want to make a message and shine light on exactly on who exactly supports the Heritage Foundation.
We don't want anything more than that, not money, not theme.
We're strongly against Project 2025 and everything the Heritage Foundation stands for.
And Mike says, that's why you hacked us just for that.
He says, yes, it should be obvious that all we want based on our history is a hacktivist group.
We don't seek money.
Mike says, okay, okay, listen to me closely.
We are in the process of identifying you and outing members of your group.
Reputations and lives will be destroyed.
Closeted furries will be presented to the world for the degenerate perverts that they are.
You cannot hide.
Your means are minuscule compared to mine.
You can now either turn yourself in or you can cooperate.
It kind of reads like the Navy SEALs copypasta.
Like, I will blot you off the face of the fucking earth, but I don't know.
It just feels a little bit more real from this guy.
I don't know why.
He says, none of our members will be identified or outed by your organization built on hatred.
The only ones deserving of a destroyed life are those within your organization.
You want me to cooperate with that spreading misinformation and hatred?
We won't turn against our own people.
He says, your own people turn against nature.
We will only accelerate the cycle.
Furry says, nature has no defined set of rules.
Also, he sucks cock, and I don't give a fuck.
Mike says, God created nature, and nature's laws are vicious.
It is why you have to put on a perverted animal costume to satisfy your sexual deviances.
It is why you were forced to hide like a coward.
You violated our rights and broke the law.
You have no setting to discuss such matters.
He says, the rights your org violates will be 10 times worse than any crime I've committed.
You do not follow God if you use religion at the crut to hate people while I hide behind a screen to fight for my right.
You hide me behind religion to attack the rights of others.
Mike says, Would you like to meet virtually or send an emissary to meet in person?
That was where the other one lets off.
That's it.
That's pretty funny.
That's what I mean.
People are just fed up.
Like, yeah, I think that you're a fucking retard.
I don't think that you deserve rights.
I don't think that you're really even a human being.
I think that we should just get rid of you.
Okay, so this guy used to have an avatar as of Bluey.
This is a weird thing, but he like spurged out recently.
His name is the Invisible Crane.
He's like an old school Encyclopedia Dramatica low IQ retard.
And he's always, he's hadn't a form account since 2013 because I guess we just had a thread on him because of his Encyclopedia Dramatica article.
But he's been around for all that time and would occasionally post and just complain about like the Kiwi firms being mean.
But then he decided that, okay, I'm not getting enough attention.
I'm going to start spamming all this, all the threads.
So I changed his avatar to a real picture of him.
And he's standing next to a cartoonist that he likes or a voice actor or whatever.
And I think he's a tranny.
And like his man boob nipple is hard in this picture.
Look at this smug, weird tranny look.
Like these dead, blank, soulless eyes.
And then he's just got like a casual hard nipple that's so hard it pierces through his like outdoor like jacket.
It's not like a thin t-shirt.
Like that's like a thick jacket.
And this guy is completely blissfully unaware.
And he had like a picture of Bluey as his avatar.
Like that's a show.
This guy's like 50 years old.
And that's a show for like kids that aren't even five.
And that was like his display picture.
And I found that profoundly disgusting.
And it filled me with hatred for him.
Just don't like him.
Simple as.
Okay.
This is Boogie, obviously.
All the slop channels on YouTube are turning out documentaries about this now because of a fight, which I will cover in brief, and I will explain why.
Boogie had a little oopsie-doodle fight or whatever the fuck on Keemstar's podcast.
It all feels fucking fake and gay to me because it's Keemstar.
This is how Keemstar makes his money by getting the retards.
He pays a monthly stipend to do a podcast to have drama.
Jim showed up because, honestly, I don't know.
I have to be careful and not criticize the actions of Daddy Medeker because people will get upset with me.
It really feels like he's gotten baited because he got really worked up over the fact that Boogie might be faking his cancer diagnosis, or rather, the last time that he used his cancer diagnosis as an excuse for his cryptocurrency shit.
And he got like worked up and did like a whole stream, just kind of like vinting and ranting at him, which is like, okay.
But then Keemstar wrangles him onto his podcast, which is a monetized thing that makes Keemstar money and by proxy employs Boogie and gives him money.
And is the most significant event that's happened on that podcast ever in its runtime of like several years at this point.
So as far as I'm concerned, it's just a great big advertising scheme for Keemstar's podcast that Jim got roped into.
The gist of the controversy is this.
Boogie announced a while ago that he has cancer and he has a type of blood cancer which causes the bone marrow to overproduce red blood platelets, which is a condition called polycythemia vera.
And this condition is slow to kill.
It can be managed for many years.
So having a diagnosis of bone marrow cancer and that you have this particular symptom is a very slow death sentence that can be managed for a long time.
So it's not like a sudden thing where it's like you have a month to live.
It's like your quality of life is going to deteriorate over a decade, basically.
Which, I mean, it still sucks to die.
He's 50, so his cancer gives him up until about 60, which is pretty good.
You don't have to claim your social security that you've been paying into your entire life, assuming that Boogie pays taxes.
But it's not like a total, it's not like a complete tragedy, but it's pretty bad.
It is cancer.
And everyone hates cancer.
There's a problem though.
Bone marrow cancer is not the only cause of polycythemia vera.
Secondary polycythemia vera is a symptom of chronic hypoxia.
Meaning, if you are not getting enough oxygen, your body says, we're not getting enough oxygen.
Perhaps we should increase our red blood platelet count so that more air can circulate through the body.
One of the main causes, the most usual common suspect of what do you mean wrong?
Okay, Colea, do you want to correct me?
What the fuck did I get wrong?
Okay.
Okay.
I just won't use any names.
I will use silly heat names so you can't go actually.
There is a condition of cancer that creates red blood platelets, but you can have extra red blood platelets for other reasons.
The other reason is not enough air syndrome.
If you have not enough air syndrome, your body makes more red blood.
Make more red blood to get more air.
Do you know why you can have not enough air syndrome?
Being fat.
If you are fat, your fat crushes your lungs when you sleep and gives you snoring syndrome, which causes you not to get enough air for the one-third of your life when you're sleepy.
So that can cause not enough air syndrome, is being a fat fuck.
So you can have too much blood syndrome for either having cancer, bone marrow cancer, or from not having enough air.
If he has cancer, then it's not his fault.
It's a gene mutation.
If he is simply too fat to live, that is his fault.
And there is a that is the thesis of the moral conundrum.
You are a helpless bystander to a bone marrow condition, then nobody can fault you for your health complications.
If you're simply too fat to fucking live, as Boogie is, and that's causing you to have too much red blood, and that's what's killing you, then nobody can feel bad for you.
Because guess what?
If you cure not enough air syndrome by stop being a fat fuck, then guess what?
It also cures too much blood syndrome, which alleviates the death timer sitting over your fucking head.
So I think that I've roundly fixed the fucking issue and explained this correctly.
He has brown blood, he got that butter blood blood with the butter on him.
It's like he can't breathe.
He's like, I can't breathe.
I got too much butter in my blood.
The blood's so hungry.
Just keep making more blood to get more blood.
So that's the drama with Boogie.
I don't know.
It feels fake to me.
Anything that Keemstar is like an originator of is just like, yeah, this is fucking gay.
This guy asked me to look at another Dion video.
We're short of content today, so I'll watch this Dion video.
Let's see, chat.
Let's see what we got.
There's a cockroach, apparently.
Watched the start to five and a half minutes.
Okay.
Dion, the gay black man, has encountered a cockroach on his kitchen counter.
Let's see what happens.
This is different.
I know for anyone that has a fear of cockroaches, feel free to click away ACP.
But for the ones that do have some cockroach knowledge or curious about insects, what is this cockroach doing?
I don't know why, but as I was about to suck on Netarburrito and watching one of my favorite game tubers, Pika Spray, this cockroach got shoutouts to Pikaspray.
This is your audience.
I did spray a little bit of cockroach spray.
Not much of it, though.
I don't know if it's dead.
You sprayed poison on it and it's like sprawled out dying.
And you're like, what's wrong with the cockroach?
I don't know, bro.
Maybe he's fucking dying from the poison you sprayed on him.
That's a possibility, maybe.
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To mention, this is empty.
The raid and the roach.
I didn't know this is good for ants, though.
Not like we have any.
It looks like it's growing wings or something.
But when I blow on it's growing wings, bro, it's fucking dead.
The muscles that were keeping the wings under its shell are no longer working.
So the wing is slid out.
This guy like retarded.
It's moving.
So still alive.
It's dying.
To take off his misery, but he's blowing on it.
I'm going to get my glasses.
I don't know why.
I think that's so fascinating.
I never like.
Dude, this guy is half Pajee, half black.
This has to be like the filthiest, stinkiest.
I didn't even realize.
But isn't Pikaspree the one that got canceled for being transphobic or whatever the fuck?
Is that the Croat flag?
Shout outs to all the Croats and Pikaspree fans out there.
Anyways, back to our roach.
Supposed to be a German cockroach, so to speak.
Dion, let's see.
Where do you put your glasses?
Here they are.
Okay.
Let me get a paper towel to pick it up.
Or, hmm, damn.
You know what?
We got a good idea.
Damn, this guy is so good at solving problems.
We should make him middle manager at John Deere.
I know, I made a mess.
Pardon me.
I know.
I ate a lot of the.
Okay, what the hell am I doing?
Okay, let me let me let me think.
I'm enjoying this house tour.
What's up, please?
Okay, so as I pick it up, and yeah, I'll definitely have to clean the kitchen later, which sometimes means never in the in depression language here.
Click on depression ring rig.
It's alive.
I'm surprised it's now moving.
It's just standing there.
It's poisoned and dying.
I don't, I did not know that smart cockroaches didn't have wings.
It's really fascinating to me.
I don't know why.
These cockroaches say they're, I think, well, I think they're considered as German cockroaches.
They don't bother me.
Unless they're serial roaches, they will.
And I don't want to kill it.
But you see, I think that's his wings.
I don't know.
Please return him to Istanbul where he belongs.
Hope it's moving.
You know what?
I want to do something.
Wait.
Is that a flushing it because it's not dead?
Do you guys hear that?
I think I hear, I think I hear some music that Roach is listening to.
You guys hear that?
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
I don't think it's a part of the video.
It's just like an ambience around that coke Gotta let the little controls stick That's cute.
God, the way he makes that noise when he's an art attack.
Anyway, I think it's, I don't know if it's dying though.
You know, I've never had a pet cockroach as weird as it sounds.
No, motherfucker, flush it.
Or cockroaching.
He's just staring at it.
Oh my God.
He did it.
He did it.
Eunice.
Wait.
I don't think we're flushed.
I spoke to you soon.
I was trying to congratulate him.
It's toilet paper, you fucking retard.
It's toilet paper.
You can flush it.
It's like, this guy is the dumbest fuck ever.
This guy is like fucking mentally.
I think it's okay, but I don't know.
I'm gonna flush it.
This guy is so stupid.
It's actually hurting me.
I'm becoming frustrated.
I figured it out.
It's toilet.
All right.
I think.
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait.
We need it.
We need an instant.
Wait, we need an instant replay of this.
Hold up.
Okay.
He's going to flush it now.
Oh, wait.
No, I fucked it up.
I fucked it up.
Hold on.
I got a joke going.
And I'm not going to give up on it.
I think it's okay, but I don't know.
Sorry, little one.
All right.
I dare you try.
Cut my life into pieces.
This is my last resource.
Suffocation.
No breathing.
Don't give a fuck if I got my arm.
This is bidding.
I'm sorry.
I'm bored.
I'm weird.
I'm just letting you know.
This guy is like legit, like, mentally handicapped.
I don't know how else to put it.
He goes out of his way to specifically get toilet paper and then he doesn't realize he can just flush it and gets like cockroach ghoul over his fucking hands.
Yeah.
All right.
That's enough cockroach content for one stream.
He didn't wash his hands.
You know, he's going to go goon to peek of me or whatever.
He doesn't want to get all that.
He doesn't need to wash his hands.
Okay.
Ethan Ralph has challenged Aaron M. Holt to a boxing match, which is fake and gay and will never fucking happen.
This is the eighth goddamn motherfucking time that Ethan Ralph has challenged someone to a boxing match and it will never ever fucking happen because Ethan Ralph is a fucking coward.
However, when he comes out, when it came to it, people started making fun of him and says, you can't even do like a push-up.
How are you going to go fight in the ring?
Ethan Ralph decided that he would do a push-up on stream.
So let's take a look here.
I think this is a video.
I hope.
Yes.
Okay, let's watch this.
Let's watch this.
I said in an open dollar, thank you.
I like little Question I'm into poor health and all that.
I that I should step down.
No, no, I'm not joking.
I'm serious.
Well, here's the thing, pal.
Fuck you, Jack.
You eat black now.
Drop, give me 10.
Drop and give me 10.
I might drop and give you 10.
Should I do 10 push-ups?
You won't be able to see him.
I mean, what I do is over-the-top promo.
Like, he just literally, like, sucking himself off in a non-comedic way, like, whatsoever.
Like, he thinks he's a heel, but he doesn't know what that is.
It's a dog.
I'm gonna drop you, Ted.
You won't be able to see it, but okay.
We now have some footage of Ralph.
Did you notice the hump, though?
This looks like an edit, but you could see it.
Like, you could see when he drops.
You won't be able to see it, but what the fuck?
What is that body type?
Is that endomorphic?
What body type is it when your back is shaped like a hill?
Like you're the hunchback at Notre Dame.
Is there a wrestling name for this?
This physique?
He has like a trune hump.
You know how like Keffels and Liz Fong Jones and all those Chinese eunuchs have like a hunch in their back?
Because like the lack of testosterone causes their bone density to reduce.
And so they get like deformed spines.
It's like he's got that.
It's like his testosterone is so low that he's like physically deformed now.
Posture check, chat.
Posture check.
Kayla in the Rakata proceedings has also hired her own attorney.
This was expected.
Autistic says that there might be some trouble in paradise.
However, I'm pretty sure that the state, there's not a chance in hell the state would let Rakeda and Kayla have him as their attorney.
So like Ricada hired his own attorney and then his wife also hired her own attorney, which was expected.
Like you can't, it's just Ricada is never going to do the legal work required to manage his own case to begin with.
Further, it would be impermissible for Kayla to be represented by him.
So that's not expected.
I'm actually a little bit relieved to see that he did actually just get an attorney for her because like what a fuck up.
And one other final thing.
Brief update.
Start up from the black and girl.
Didn't give me no choice but slinging that cocoa.
Deal with the hand.
I was dealing like a poker.
Came back with a 4-5 like Michael Jordan.
Started rapping.
It was laughing for the spaceship.
For the mansion.
With J-Lo and the ham dance.
Diamond dancing.
I bought me a crib with a lick.
Diamonds looking like stake.
Been getting real money since I was so young.
We all miss him.
The lyrics are like so on point for boss man Jack that I thought it was like AI music.
But I think that real rap is just indistinguishable from AI music at this point.
I'm pretty sure that it is.
I don't know if Drake or whatever is like a real person anymore.
He had a bond hearing at the domestic or in the court over his domestic relations assault charge.
And he was given a $3,000 bond.
So he has to post $3,000 bond.
And there may be additional conditions attached to his release, but bossman might be returning to the free world.
Of course, I will cover this every stream.
Every, every stream.
No matter how minor the update is in this legal case, there will be an intro music video.
There will be content.
There will be at least five minutes, 10 minutes of me talking about it every stream.
I promise you this forever for the remainder of my life.
And if he goes to jail for 10 years, you bet I'm his pen pal and I'll read you his letters.
You know, I'm a dedicated journalist on the grind set.
Okay.
I wonder if he's out even by now.
Hold up.
He is not out yet, apparently.
They're trying to FOIA the um dude.
I told you this.
Um, like to even get FOIA footage from VA, you have to be a citizen of Virginia.
Non-citizens of Virginia are not able to FOIA the Commonwealth.
Like the rules on FOIA stuff in Virginia are very, very strict.
And the reason why they're very strict is because Virginia is where all the feds live.
Like you don't live in Washington, D.C. if you're a Fed, you live in Virginia or Maryland.
Maryland's a shithole.
So they live in Virginia.
And of course, the feds don't want the video of their drunk teenagers raping girls and fleeing from the police to be made public because that would embarrass senators and other federal officials.
So all that shit is locked up nice and tight, out of public view, where they can't be leaked into the news cycle.
It's not happening.
Just give it up.
It's not, this ain't Florida.
There ain't no fucking sunshine law.
Okay.
You don't get shit.
Okay.
Do I have anything else?
I feel like this is going to be a short stream.
I'm going to be real with you.
Did I forget to cover anything?
Sorry, I was so filled with rage.
I was punching holes in my wall and threatening rats and calling boss, what's his name?
Eddie.
Eddie a rigger.
So I'm mildly underprepared.
I don't think I missed anything though.
It's just been a slow week.
Shawty.
Oh, man.
Okay.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Let me see what this is and then I'll look at, I'll do a, I'll do a from memory recap of Sagittarius Shawty for the enjoyment of my audience.
Brief Juju the cow update.
I normally I would not co-sign this because it is both Jesse Pot Awful and fucking with somebody in real life.
But Jesse Potawful went to Dick Masterson's house and put an inflatable cow in his truck.
So now Juju the cow has to figure out what to do with this inflatable cow wait chat.
Is that a black Ford Raptor truck?
Is Dick Master Masterson pulling up to get sucked and fucked?
Is he going to ram ranch?
Who the fuck?
What's the point?
Okay, for real.
What is the point of a?
Um getting a like a truck if you live in like a house that's so close to the road that you literally can't even park it in the driveway without ending up on the the street like don't you need like a truck?
If you actually have like land to landscape and shit, what the fuck is the point of owning a truck for?
For like a small house like that, a small unmansion, like house fucking?
He Wants to fuck some cowboy butts.
He wants to go to Texas and fuck Eric July in the butt.
Going to Dallas.
Gonna fuck Eric July's butt.
Whatever.
Now there's that.
Okay, I will now try to recount Sagittarius Shoddy's misadventures.
Let me try to pull up one of her recent streams so you can see her.
In case you don't know, in case you don't remember, Sagittarius Shodi is one of the grossest fat bitches that has ever walked the earth.
She is Canadian.
I think she currently lives in Ontario.
And she loves black dick more than life itself.
She needs black dick more than food or water.
She is like a staple of that I hypocrite guy streams because she's like a white bitch that loves black dick.
So, you know, you can always just trot her out and be like, white women are whores and love black dick.
Yeah.
Because she is that.
She has recently returned and she is streaming again.
And her stated reason, let me just pull out a fucking video of her.
Hold on.
Hey.
Okay, so I'm going to do my makeup to work or whatever.
My money's finally home and irritating the wife of me.
All right, I think this is Ontario.
I can't.
So she just puts on her makeup and she explains what she's been up to.
And she's putting on makeup to go suck dick.
And that's not a joke.
Shoddy is a prostitute and receives.
Now, a lot of people like to say that women can be femcelles.
Women cannot be fem cells.
This woman is fat and shameless and sucks black dick and gets paid to do it.
So there is literally no such thing as a woman that cannot find a man to fuck her.
She has face tattoos and she puts on this really heavy foundation to cover up her tattoos and then does up her face and shit.
And then she goes and sucks dick.
And she's streaming because she needs money.
And she's doing a lot of work in air quotes because she needs money.
And she needs work because she got this apartment in again.
I think it's Ontario.
I'm not entirely sure.
But she got this apartment that is really expensive in the downtown area.
As you can see, it's a really nice view.
It's actually like it's super pretty.
And then she sublet it to like a guy.
And the guy just trashed the place and didn't pay her any rent.
So now she has to make up for like several months' rent by sucking literally as much dick as she can possibly do and streaming to try and make up all that difference because she doesn't have any money.
She was depressed and dropped off the face of the earth for a while.
And I can't really remember why.
I think that it's just her lifestyle is she's not happy in it.
She talks at length about how she's not happy being a prostitute.
She says that the life, like the lifestyle, her words are work and lifestyle.
But she says, I would never recommend the lifestyle to any woman.
I don't understand the perspective of women who say they enjoy the lifestyle.
She says one of her tricks is a guy that literally just pays the shit on her.
She remarks that there's guys that will like force her head down and cause her to choke.
And when they do that, she just bites them as hard as she can.
She says that she there's one guy that got like creepy with her and she had to like pull out like a weapon or something to defend herself.
So she's just been, she's basically just been talking about how unhappy she is and how much she hates men.
She has her bunny.
She was living with her dad.
It's a really weird situation.
I think that she's just depressed.
Like her mom died when she was really young.
And she's had on and off depression.
There was a period where she was very like streaming and she had accrued like this notoriety in her area as like a woman that would fuck any black man that had like a.
She has like a body count that's like close to a thousand, I think, and then like black people.
I think what part of what it was is that black people started fucking with her.
She became like a meme in like black people Twitter in that area and guys would like just like start like playing pranks on her.
I think I played a video of her where she was with a guy that she wanted to be with and he was like recording her and and like without her consent and putting it up on snapchat and shit and like sending it to her friends.
Oh she, she sits on, shits on him.
That's right, that's how that happens.
She would never let a man shit on her.
She shits on men um, so yeah it's it's, it's like a.
I feel like like that people were with her and so she kind of just retreated from the internet.
But she sells to make ends meet, so she's back at it again and she's just like she's just filled with such utter fucking contempt and hatred uh, for everyone and it's really obvious and it's actually kind of enjoyable just listening to her put on her makeup and like shit, talk everybody.
I want to say like someone oh like, like some black woman was in the chat asking if she was like a tranny and she just said yeah i'm, i'm uh female to male and just started with them in return.
Uh, so she had good comedic timing, I guess.
Let's see, I didn't watch this one, I just pulled one at random.
See if there's another one.
Actually, I think so people pay to have sex with her.
Can you believe that?
See what I mean?
Like she was super active like a year ago and then, like over one year, she only put out a couple videos, like once per month or whatever.
Now she's back, she's ready, she's ready to take on the world chat.
I wish I had like a.
There's like a clip video.
Um, maybe I can find it real quick, since we're killing time.
This stream.
It's one of those days.
The worst woman in Canada judges men who don't want her.
Oh my god, truly the worst.
I think Sagittarius Shoddy has like personally sank the crime rate of Canada by sucking every dick possible.
The fuck was the name of this video.
Sagittarius punches black man and falls on her ass.
Okay, I will watch this.
This is really old.
This was shoddy back back when she um, he just had yes, no fiction here.
Yeah, your dad's still I fucking both my fucking banger.
Why are we banging my dad?
She slapped him, and the black man was like, finally, I can be violent.
Boom, Canada is so vibrant.
What the fuck do you want to get up?
We have to go.
She's dead.
We have to go.
Sad that she died this way.
What a rotten way to die.
Yeah, come on, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
No, come on now I swear.
There was like a recent video where she was like arguing with people ranting about my life while eating Chipotle.
I don't want to see her eat.
I do want to see her rant about her life.
It's like a part where she's done eating.
No, she's just eating throughout the entire thing.
Surprise, it takes her that long to eat.
Try to go here.
Storytime video or something that happened of like something that happened a year ago.
I just had to apologize.
It wasn't even about her, but she her name was involved in it.
Oh, wait, I found it.
Oh, it's 40 minutes long.
Hey, guys, I've got care to see you.
It's literally just your wiener in it.
If you want to make money from OF, you go make an OF.
You post videos, you sell videos, and then you, you keep whatever money you make from that.
Okay, she's talking about how she calls them sneakies or something.
They're sneaky somethings.
And they're guys that she likes, but she only has sex with them to film it and put it on OnlyFans.
But she doesn't allow them to make any money from it.
So it's like they're only being paid insects and she gets the footage of it to sell on OnlyFans.
I forgot how much, I forget how much she makes on OnlyFans.
I bet you she's like a top one percenter, though.
As long as it's on my list, you're not getting it.
DMX is not with me.
I have to get him a cage.
Oh, yeah.
And she has a prison boyfriend, I think.
She has like a pen pal, like boyfriend with this.
I want to say it's a I'm going to say it's a black guy.
I'm going to take a safe bet here and say it's a black guy that's in jail.
That she's that she's dating that she's like dating through the penitentiary system.
While she's also about doing OnlyFans and literally hoeing and so on.
And before he can like move over here, I'm balding and you're ugly.
Now what?
Good to him.
That's a hutch.
What's a hutch?
He needs a cage.
Like he needs something not like what it used to be back in the day.
So it's just easier to work out of my place.
Well, I just ordered new pepper spray and I'm going to be getting a new teaser.
I think mine's broke and I need a bigger one.
Scary for them to have your address.
My address was literally already leaked to like literally everybody before.
That one site, KW whatever, leaked my address before.
No respect.
No respect at all.
So I really don't really care.
And then somebody that I used to be friends with leaked my address before.
So I don't.
This is so gross.
Plus, the security.
There's a hell of security here.
It's just a Canadian living her best life, eh?
Why you gotta hate?
Everywhere.
So I really don't know.
Rick is just what.
Um, I don't know.
It's just, it's just like it's an inside joke between me and my friend.
We just, we just say, like, oh, Rick's coming over.
We're going to Rick's house.
And we don't want people around us to like know what we're talking about.
But I guess it's kind of obvious.
Um, did I mention that the freaking idiot ass trick that I seen this morning went to the concierge like the front desk like an idiot?
Like, why would you go to the front desk?
Are you like oh, she um, she invites guys into her personal, like where she lives now, which is a sus.
And she's complaining that one of her Johns literally went to the front desk and was like, Yeah, I'm here to get my dick sucked by that fat busted ass hoe.
Do you know what her apartment number is?
And they were like weirded out.
She's like upset that now her apartment is suspicious that she's turning tricks from her room.
Are you dumb?
Are you slow?
It's legal in Canada.
That's not the thing, though.
Like, I don't want my building people knowing what I'm doing, you know?
And like the front desk, because like, why would you go to the front desk?
Are you insane?
Are you insane?
Is it ever fun?
Um, yeah.
Yeah, it can be.
This isn't something I went out of my way to do.
I was just introduced to this life at a very young age.
So this is some tea about the tricks.
Okay.
Um, this one regular that I had.
I went to go see him again.
Um, I went to go see him again last week.
And why did I catch him trying to film me in the middle of our session?
Like, I heard, I guess he has this volume on his phone, and I heard that little, like, click sound it makes when you stop recording a video or start.
I don't know which one it would be.
But then I look over on his phone, and like, he actually shows me the screen, and it's literally open on the video thing on his phone.
I was like, are you filming me?
He goes, no, what the like, no, like, bro, I can see it, and I heard it.
Like, are you good?
I don't live with regrets, so no.
Okay, listen to this part.
What's he in jail for?
All I'm gonna say is that he's in prison.
That's all I'm gonna say.
That's all you guys are gonna know ever.
Yeah, he is innocent.
Doesn't mean he's not in prison.
He is innocent.
He's in prison, but he's innocent.
He's innocent.
Will he live with you when he gets out?
I hope so.
Okay, so she's hitting a guy and she's in denial about whatever the fuck his charges.
So, you know, it's going to be some like excruciatingly heinous shit.
It's going to be like child rape.
And then she has a lovely comlet that I'm thinking everybody in chat will enjoy.
Boogie Man is in her closet.
Probably.
I hope he eats my ass while I'm sleeping.
Clearly, only black men want that.
Yeah, because white men are just white men are such a prize.
Like, honestly, like, every day, I just think about how amazing white men are and how much of a prize that they are.
And I just want to cry because no white man will ever want me.
White men are just so beautiful.
I love raw chicken.
I love raw chicken wiener.
White men are the prize for real.
How much car did you smoke?
5,000 five.
It's uh, how will how will white bros ever recover?
Do you want the raw chicken or the fried chicken, ma'am?
Fried chicken, obviously.
Are you gonna eat raw chicken?
All right, that's enough.
Saw this is shoddy, I guess, for my chat revolt.
She's back.
She's back and she's ready to take on the world and tell stories about her tricks.
I have a song picked out for the stream.
Today's just the real fucked up week.
I'm not going to lie.
Low tier God.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's right.
I didn't, I don't, I can't believe it didn't feature this.
I forgot about low tier God.
So Low Tier God had some court records leaked that nobody had seen before.
Worthless Clips Purpose Life00:07:33
And it turned out that he has a 10-year-old daughter that he has never spoken of ever in his entire life.
And it exposed a lot about how he lived, like what he was like personally.
Because he had previously come out and talked about how he hates, he hates blacks that like give like black people like him a bad name because he's such like an alpha male.
And he's upset that those people give people like him a bad name.
But he's literally like a deadbeat dad paying child support to a Mexican woman for a mixed race child that he never interacts with.
He owns, despite making a lot of money, because I think he's like a popular YouTuber, he has two Dodge Challengers, which if you don't know, the Dodge Challenger is the quintessential, like Apex form stereotype black people deadbeat fucking car.
I don't know what it is.
In polite society, we say that it's a drug dealer car, but that means, in case you don't know, drug dealer means black person in English.
So he had two of these.
And not only that, but he had, for whatever reason, he got two and he owed like $60,000 on this.
So he's like in tens of thousands of dollars in debt, has no savings, pays child support to a mixed race Mexican black baby he doesn't interact with.
It's basically just a complete fucking like he's just black.
You know what I mean?
And I've always, I've never been able to find low-tier God entertaining because I'm just like, he's just like a stereotype black person.
Like, what's the, I don't get it.
He's not any different from anybody I see like in television on like those courtroom shows.
He's just like one of them.
And everyone tried to say like, no, he's not just a black guy.
He's really funny.
He's literally just a black guy.
I don't get it, man.
Y'all will have to learn to respect my instincts on these things.
I don't think that anything has happened with this, though.
I don't know.
There's not like a fun video where he's like spurging out and saying like, yeah, that's me.
Like that guy that found out having a OnlyFans where he was getting fucked in the ass while dressing drag.
There's no video of him admitting to that.
No idea who low-tier God is.
Who's this guy?
I mean, he's really famous just for these clips.
Might be age-restricted.
Hold up.
You are a worthless bitch-ass nigga.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant.
I'm just going to stomp you.
You're going to keep coming back.
I'm going to seal up all my cracks.
You're going to keep coming back.
Why?
Because you keep smelling the syrup.
You worthless bitch ass nigga.
You're going to stay on my dick until you die.
You serve no purpose in life.
Your purpose in life is to be in my stream sucking on my dick daily.
Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily.
Your life is nothing.
You serve zero purpose.
You should kill yourself now and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble.
Because what are you here for?
To worship me?
Kill yourself.
I mean that with 100%, but a thousand percent.
Is he holding a gun?
He's just waving a gun at a webcam.
I didn't know that.
I've heard the audio.
I didn't know what he's like.
Wait.
Dude, he's so black.
I mean that with 100%, but a thousand percent.
I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life.
I dead ass have not seen such a more worthless nigga in my life.
If he has kids, oh my god.
Imagine if a nigga like that has kids.
Like imagine.
She imagine if he had kids and he didn't take care of them or do nothing with them.
She, yeah.
Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids.
I would feel so sorry for his children because the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose.
Imagine a father.
Now we got lots of niggas with wives and kids and shit that sucked by Dick Haley on the internet.
But imagine if this nigga actually had children.
This nigga's devoting the time he could be spending with his kids checking out a black man on stream.
It's really ironic when you think about it.
Talking over him relentless.
It's crazy.
I've never seen somebody so relentless to be seen.
Somebody's values so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream and keep coming in this bitch over and again.
And we keep banning you.
Nigga, let me let me let's do you a favor.
Let's go to 99 cents to it.
I'm sorry about the audio, but it's like if they didn't have the audio, this would just be deleted from the uh from from from YouTube because it's like against every rule possible.
I'm gonna give you an assistant suicide.
Let's pick out a rope together, right?
And we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips and put a TV screen right in front of you.
I'm gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking rock.
What he's saying is actually pretty funny if it wasn't just completely fucking drowned out and ruined my music.
I'm gonna he's gonna like let you watch funny trolling clips as he hangs you so that you can enjoy it.
I got you.
I got it.
It's pretty funny.
We're gonna force you to pry your eyes open.
I didn't even need to do that because you're all my big name.
We're gonna pry your eyes open until you consistently watch clips over and over and over and over and over again to the motherfucker.
Like, who this is the next watch?
You're just gonna start going crazy.
You're gonna start going crazy.
Your eyes are gonna just bleed.
The redness is gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and sticky facts.
The redness is just gonna start engaging and bulging.
I mean, like, okay, yeah, I got you.
This is like, this is like his peak, though.
Like, he's never surpassed this.
It's always like, this is the best that he's ever been.
And it's very samey.
It's like, he just plays fighting games.
And then he's like, she.
And apparently he gets super.
Apparently, this is a thing where he gets super angry about Mexicans.
And now that we know that he has a Mexican baby mama that he owes child support to, people think that he hates Mexicans because of that woman.
So, I don't know.
Does he play Smash?
I didn't realize that he played Smash.
I thought he played like the other fighting game.
Oh well, that's it.
Sorry.
I can only feign so much interest in Let your God.
It's just like he's just a black dude.
So that's why they preferred.
That's why Sagittarius Shoddy prefers the fried chicken over the raw chicken chap.
She looks at that and thinks, oh my god, that's so high T.
That English chimp out is so exotic.
Do the Twitter banner peel.
Wisconsin Sock Account Driver00:08:39
Okay, let's close out.
What should we do?
What should we do for this one?
I'm not feeling so lucky today chat.
See if I can find a give it a good think for a second.
Apparently, Lucas Gage got unbanned despite issuing violent threats towards Jews.
So maybe I should do something about Lucas Gage.
Just say, hey, I'm Lucas Gage.
I don't want to say that because then I have a sock account.
He might believe me.
I have a sock account.
Wait, I got an idea.
Hello, sirs.
I am a cryptocurrency trader in Punjab, India.
My business requires online presence on platform at formerly Twitter, sir.
And there.
And this ban, I mean, I can no feed my family.
Sir.
Please be kindful and do the needful of unbend my ex account at this junction.
Oh, that's too close.
Accounts.
I'll just throw in another sir there.
Um, I am most grateful for this.
Great.
I think that's right.
I kind of feel optimistic about that one.
Actually, I lied.
I feel optimistic about that one.
Close off, please.
This one's going through.
feel it sorry I uh I'm very distracted right now.
I've been working on something for a long time.
And it has completely fallen fucking apart.
And it's literally driving me insane.
And I'm going to need drugs or something.
If you guys know some good drugs, please suggest me your best drugs.
I'm looking for mood elevation.
I'm looking for productivity.
I'm looking for Riz.
I'm thinking maybe cocaine.
I'm thinking cocaine will fix me up.
Leave a comment on Rumble with your favorite drug and what you would suggest that I start drugging out on as much as possible.
Heroin.
No, I'm not trying to be sleepy.
I'm trying to crack a ruski, crack rock, crispy crack a ruski.
Oh, boy.
Agony.
Chat.
Jenkin, Fent.
No, no, no.
Fent is for people trying to numb it.
I'm trying to address my problems head on, chat.
All right.
Let's just do the super chats.
I have a feeling that there's going to be noise, nonsense that I have to deal with anyways.
Tetrabax for $20 says, seven days sober from alcohol.
Man conquers the world by conquering himself.
I disagree.
I feel like I need some Krakaruski crackrock to conquer the world at the moment.
Thank you.
Congratulations, by the way.
Haramberger for two says, dog, butta, dog the dog with the butta, but a dog.
I put the butta on the dog, butter dog, buta, but a.
I the dog, but on the dog, dog with the butta, the dog with the butta.
And then there's an emoji of both what appears to be butter and then a dog.
Thank you, Haramberger.
Ballistic characteristic for 20 says, these streams are always a lot of fun.
Not this one.
Thank you very much.
Ben Collins for 20 says, my moderately autistic brother has started a YouTube channel.
Would mean the world to him if you'd review his cooking video less than 60 seconds.
I have a feeling that this is a trick aruski.
Let's see.
Patrick Tomlinson, your little brother.
Okay.
Let's see.
Traditional ramen breakfast tea.
Patrick Tomlinson here to show you how to make a quick and easy breakfast and lose all of your English and Asian friends at the same time.
Step one, get some water boiling.
Step two, drop some ramen in there.
Don't want that.
Don't want that.
Yeah, throw the flavor packet out.
Won't need it.
Step three, get a big cup and a nice strong breakfast tea.
Step four, pour those noodles right in the teacup.
There we go.
Step five, allow it to seep for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally, add milk.
And now you're ready to enjoy your traditional breakfast ramen tea.
Oh my God, it's so bad.
Don't ever do this.
No one ever do this.
This is terrible.
Is this actually his account?
Is this really him?
Is he really doing this?
Five years ago?
What?
I thought he had resorted to trying and, oh, my God, this is where all those pictures of Patrick come from.
It's from these videos on his old YouTube channel.
Back when he still had some vigor.
There's a comedy special by Patrick Tomlinson from eight years ago.
Do we dare?
Do you guys want to listen to Patrick Tomlinson do comedy?
I kind of feel like we should.
Comedy Club on stage.
Keep it going for Jake, everybody.
An Aryan wet dream come to life.
There he is.
Just saying, if the Nazis had won World War II, he'd be on posters right now.
That's all.
So on so.
Gay Nazi joke.
Okay.
So my name is Patrick Tomlinson.
I'm really glad you all came out tonight.
We're drinking tonight, Madison.
Yes.
Of course, we are.
We're Wisconsin.
That's what we do.
I was driving down to Chicago a couple of days.
I mean, I guess my only frame of reference for Wisconsin is Red Letter Media.
So they do drink.
I have no refutation of this.
And if you haven't been there for a little bit, they have these big electronic billboards over the highways now that display these messages like, oh, 573 deaths on Illinois highways.
I'm like, oh, good.
They're keeping score.
I hope they beat the high score.
I really, I'm really pulling for those guys down there.
You know?
I mean, the joke, like, doesn't, I don't know.
It kind of falls flat because it's like, yeah, the Department of Highway Safety does keep track of deaths.
Like, that's their job.
Illinois sympathizers in here.
He's already like bantering with the chat or not the chat.
What do you call it a chat, but in real life chat?
Is that an audience?
I think you do refer to them as the audience or the chat.
Well, he's yelling at the chat for not laughing at his jokes already.
That's not a good sign.
I don't know, but driving Wisconsin is just a, it's just a different animal.
Like, I drive all over the country for this stuff.
I do this.
I'm an author.
I go around the cons and stuff.
And in Wisconsin, you see things you don't see everywhere else.
Like, in any other state, you may not know this, but the billboards that like mothers against drunk driving pull up, they say, or put up, I mean, they say, make sure to use a designated driver.
We got somebody leaving.
Our billboards say, make sure to designate a sober driver because you all kind of lost the thread on what a designated driver was, apparently.
Is his entire set about like drunk driving and people dying on the highways?
Is that what he finds funny?
Every morning, Patrick Tomlinson wakes up.
He skips past the funnies in the newspaper and goes straight to the obituaries and starts reading 45 died, leaves behind wife and children hit by a drunk driver.
And he's just like, ah, fuck you, bitch.
You don't designate a driver based on which one of your drunk friends hasn't had his first DOI yet.
That's not actually how you're supposed to do it.
It's, hey, who doesn't currently have an interlock device on their car?
Gary, you're up.
Not supposed to do it like that, apparently.
Because there's that whole thing that the Department of Transportation is putting out.
It's like zero in Wisconsin.
It's like, you know, zero deaths on Wisconsin roadways, something we can all live with.
That's the slogan.
Like, I don't want to be the guy whose job it is to make that become a reality.
I would set way more realistic goals.
I'd be like, hey, Wisconsin, maybe don't shake dice for shots tonight.
Like, maybe just fucking calm down, you animals.
Nobody else does that.
Peppermint Divorced Hate Relationship00:06:04
I can't believe.
I'm actually really surprised that his entire thing so far is just like our roads are really unsafe because of drunk drivers and they're trying to change that, the fools.
You know, anywhere in the country.
So, who here is in a relationship, everybody?
No, this is definitely the worst stand-up I've ever seen is a lost media clip.
There is a, I've talked about this before years ago, but there are multiple A-log stand-up videos.
The one that's still around is not the worst one.
There was an even worse, Anthony Legato stand-up video where he, for real, like in 2009 or whatever, asked a live audience of normies at a stand-up club if anyone has ever heard of Chris Chan.
Like even today, that would be awful.
Just the worst fucking thing I can imagine.
But at that time, it's like unthinkable that this retard Spurg has so little theory of mind that he doesn't realize that spending an inordinate amount of time stalking Chris Chan on the internet is like not something that any normie understands.
That's the worst.
And there's like legit like people leaving, and he's like asking people live why they're leaving, like in the middle of this video.
And honestly, nobody's been able to find this, despite I've talked about it for years.
It might be a hallucination.
Honestly, I can't tell if this is something that I made up and is like a figment of my imagination or if this is like a real thing that once existed.
Who here has been in a bad relationship?
The rest of you.
Good.
Okay.
Pooh here learned after the bad relationship to prioritize what's in the inside over physical beauty.
Oh, we got one.
Ugly table in the back.
That's I'm kidding.
I'm sure you've all got great personalities.
His entire, a lot of his set involves like ribbing the audience, the chat.
And that's kind of risky if you're Patrick Thomas.
You got to go with physical beauty because you know what you're getting.
It's right there.
There's no way to fool it.
You know, what's on the inside can screw you up years later.
Let's give you an example.
Like physical beauty is never going to do you like this.
You're never going to be waiting outside of a Cole's changing room for your wife.
And she comes out and she's like, honey, do these yoga pants make my ass look like it's going to leave you after nine years for no apparent reason?
And then emotionally manipulate you into giving up the rights to the child that's growing in her womb even now?
That happened.
There's no love.
It's something yoga pants do.
Oh, well, they're on sale.
We have enough Kohl's cash, so we're getting these.
Oh, I guess we are.
So I'm divorced.
That's actually funny.
Like, the entire thing before that's not funny, but I'm just saying, like, yeah, I'm divorced after the fact.
It's really funny.
I hate it.
I just hate her.
And I don't like the way we abuse the word hate these days.
We overuse it.
That's overkill.
Like, okay, you're self.
It's one thing when you're self-deprecating.
You're like, yeah, I'm divorced and I've had issues.
Like, that's funny.
But when you start actually seething about it, he actually did a funny joke.
And then he, like, I think he is mentally, he can't handle just self-deprecating.
So now he's like going to explain how much he hates his ex-wife.
And it's like, buddy, we're not therapy.
It has no meaning.
Like, just the other day, I was in line behind a young lady in a Starbucks.
And the barista asked her, would you like a shot of peppermint in your frag pa mocha chino or whatever the fuck it was?
And she's like, oh, God, no, I just, I just hate, I hate peppermint.
I just hate peppermint.
I'm like, really?
You hate peppermint?
Did peppermint leave you so three months later you could marry your friend Spearmint?
Is that something that happened to you?
That also happened.
That's a real story.
Is that going on in your life?
Oh, that's that's awkward.
I know that happened to him.
There's a picture of his wife with his best friend at a Christmas club or something.
That's extremely awkward.
Did you spend an entire week wrestling with whether or not killing peppermint was going to be worth the jail time?
Is that something that's no?
Well, you don't hate peppermint.
It's just not your thing.
Thanks, everybody.
My name is Patrick Tomlinson.
Woo.
Tomlinson next to the same number eight.
Well, I'm glad that he found a healthy outlet for his frustrations instead of taking an axe and butchering his wife and child.
Cool.
Excellent.
That was a nice detour.
Happy to hear that your mildly autistic brother is doing well, Ben Collins.
Ace of Speds, for 10 says, helping you with your wish to sleep in a five-star motel.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Thank you.
Where's Bun Bun for 10 says, specifically have to barter with co-workers for early lunch and this man derogatory has the audacity to be late?
Bro, I was like three minutes late.
Give me a break here.
I got shit going on, okay?
Thank you.
Sneedo for one says, Jo To e Tarde, anyways, Sneed.
Is Johto gay?
I don't know.
I don't know Spanish because I'm not retarded.
Thank you, though.
Niga for 10 says, here's some money to buy you some butta for your butta dogs or pizza, I guess.
Ooh, today's a pizza day for sure.
I'm gonna binge eat.
Thank you.
Sneen and Feeden for one says, in Japan and Japanese porn adjacent countries in Japan and Japanese porn adjacent countries, butta dog is a slag or I guess slang for women coating her vagina or nipples with butter and having a dog lick it the morning now.
Wikipedia Article Encoding Trick00:14:44
That is not fucking true.
I don't believe you.
Oh my god, it is.
There's even a Wikipedia article in there's even a Wikipedia article for this that's only in Japanese.
There is no other translation of this and there's an image that I can't show you, but I assure you that it's Japanese looking as pornographic and it the no other no other country in the world has attempted to transcribe this into their language.
Hold up it literally literally it literally translates to butter dog.
That is insane.
I don't fucking dude Japan's not a real country.
That's fucked up That's unreal all the Japanese people listening to my podcast think I'm like a degenerate pervert or something.
It's actually you Japanese people who are degenerate perverts.
Space Allen for 20 says ham jam the butter dog funk sound sounds like Peter Gabriel from the 90s.
I did type I um I took the the remix and I uh added funk and that's what I got.
That's why it sounds so funky.
Druby 82 for five says morning Josh if global internet fractured would you consider the resulting regional webs self-contained intranets?
No, they would be internets.
They would be lowercase I, regional internets, and internet is a network of networks.
The internet is the most popular internet which many people, when they buy consumer internet service, are connected to.
If you bought internet service and you were connected to an internet that only serves the United States Canada, Mexico and Caribbean and maybe Latin America, that would still be an internet.
It just wouldn't be the internet as we know it now.
It would just be like Amerinet or whatever, and there would probably be a Russian net and there'd probably be a China net and there'd be a there even there.
I mean, there already is a China net, there already is a DPRK net.
So it's, it's happening.
The trade unions are all gonna have their Own thing, and it's going to be like even taking it a step further.
There's going to be access points where like the EU net and the Amerinet have a trade union where like certain businesses can interact with each other, but it won't be unregulated.
Um, and it'll be a big, it'll be like a part of a customs union.
Like the U.S. will have a customs union with Latin America that it's the head of, and the customs union will include access to its internet.
And that'll be a big reason why a lot of American South American companies want to access, or countries would want to access this custom union is to have broader access to the American internet and the uh the various uh productive businesses that exist on it.
Druby82 for five says, Morning, Josh.
If the global internet stalker child, enjoy prison for 10 says, my last super chat was a reference to, and I wasn't trying to trick you.
In any case, it's so freaking Jover.
What was your last?
Oh, it's Jover or Joari Da, and it's Joe Biden, but he has a Japanese flag armband.
I don't know what this means.
I'm still so confused by what you're trying to communicate to me.
Thank you, though.
Uh, North Lions for 10 says, What's the status on your keyboard build research?
Any good tips or good recommendations you found like part recommendations?
No, I haven't built my keyboard yet, unfortunately.
I uh got really hyped for it and then I got distracted as I usually do.
Catcherbacks for 10 says, I was watching the first season of the Chappelle show, and there's literally an ad break after every skit.
I don't remember it being so bad, but back in the day, I've gotten used to a brave and no cable.
Um, I think it's even worse now.
I think the last people watching TV are like the dumbest fuckers that still exist, and that's why it's so bad.
Like, if you're ever in like a public place and they have a TV on, you're just like, Oh my fucking god.
Raccoons 4-4-4-4 for five says, Great stream.
Here's some recs.
Take three interwave idea, intent, the births, storm, rare silk.
I would again, I strongly recommend people who want me to listen to certain songs to post in the uh the music board thread for song suggestions for Noel because that's uh I do listen to that and I can't like pull up the the music suggestions on live and like try them out.
Thank you though.
Stino for one says, didn't iFinding have similar levels of racism and trendy bash than the farm, but on an app?
Yes, that's why they're censoring it.
Stino for one says, No is going to create an iPhone account and speedrun a band.
I think I have one just because I interacted with people during drop kiwi farms.
Umpty Medu for 10 says, Happy Pizza Day, Josh.
Hopefully, laughter will make your day better.
Make sure you finish the video.
The funniest part is the last second, and then there is a cat box file.
Um, and the way that this is worded makes me extremely suspicious of it.
Okay, scan through it and see.
Ember 10th, 2023.
Officers responded to a call regarding a woman suspected of shopifying.
Come here, don't buck.
Wow.
Come here.
Aw, shit.
Trip that fat hoe.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I didn't do nothing.
I mean, she didn't run.
That's a crime in and of itself.
That's pretty funny.
Imagine that's pretty good.
Thank you.
Cole Cole for one says, you can skip ads on DVDs.
Just hit the main menu button on the skip chapter button repeatedly to go to the main menu.
Oh, that's a secret, huh?
Most stormies don't know that, though.
Red Was for two says, remember that time Zelensky brought a literal Nazi to the Canadian parliament and everyone, including Trudeau, applauded, said literal Nazi.
Good times.
Vaguely, I mean, listen here, bucko.
Not every member of the Vamach was a literal Nazi.
Very few of them had any political interests or aspirations whatsoever.
That's a super unpopular opinion, by the way.
I think someone in the AFD recently said that everybody in the Wehmacht was a Nazi.
So it's kind of inappropriate to paint like every single person who fought in World War II on the side of the Axis as like Hitler, literally.
And then that statement was so controversial that the Constitutional Court tried to like ban him from politics because like that it's just somehow criminal speech.
It's really weird.
Schneidberg, Stein Goldman for 20 says, happy pizza day.
Thank you.
Appreciate it a lot.
Dennis RCO for three says, Ellen Page has changed her days of suing a game company for putting her head on a new model, sitting and objectify her.
I mean, look, I sympathize with that because that's kind of fucked up.
That creepy French Canadian guy that did that, like, didn't ask for her permission.
I think they even told her that there would be no nudity, but then they just created her like CGI naked and put it in the game.
And she didn't find out until after it was released.
Like, I don't know.
That kind of shit's fucked up.
Boy, Dante for 15 says, what Saddam did in the Gulf Wars is peanuts to what shrooms have done to the ukulele.
He troans ruin literally everything.
Colts for five says, watch this whole thing, please.
Okay, it's $10 for a video, buddy.
This is a 19-hour long video called The Longest Five Seconds on YouTube.
I think this video used like an encoding, an encoding trick to try and like it played like a game that's been fixed.
Okay, hold up.
Here it is.
I think it's like freezing.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
Glass explosion at 343.
Oh, it's a piece of glass breaking.
This is five seconds of footage that's been exploded out over the 3,400 or 343,000 frames per second.
I see.
That's crazy that it happens that fast, though.
Like, that's glass breaking.
And it's happening so so suddenly that it's like that it's like this little smidgen out of 19 hours of footage.
That's actually kind of crazy.
Imagine how expensive that camera is.
Tetrabacks for 20 says, trainings have always fetishized view of the opposite sex.
They don't understand that the persona of men and women and their porn is entirely constructed to sell a fantasy and is not reality.
That's correct.
Generally how it goes.
Colts for eight says YouTube link.
Carbonation Grimace Megastream.
Okay.
This is another one of these slow-mo videos.
Cat in the heated blanket.
That's a nice cat.
This is a little all wrapped up in a heated blanket.
Yeah, I could figure that out.
I don't know.
I like it.
Taking a menu.
Stop talking.
That is a happy kitty cat.
He's so comfy.
Yeah, I know.
He's just like, shut up.
You're ruining my heated blanket experience with your talking.
Thank you.
Ziggo for 10 says, shit has been rage-inducing in my world.
I don't know what pizza is on the menu today, but I hope it's great along with your coming weekend, bro.
I hate the weekend.
I hate weekends so fucking much because there's nothing to do.
Like when I'm waiting on people, there's nine hours in the day that you can get responses.
So when the Americans wake up, I'm sending emails immediately to like a bunch of people.
And then they get back to me probably after lunch by the absolute earliest.
And then I send another email before the day is over, hoping to get a response.
Almost never happens.
And then the fucking weekend comes and it's just gone.
And it's just days I'm sitting on my fucking hands and I'm very impatient.
It's just like, I just want, I just want to get shit done.
And it never fucking nothing happens ever.
Non-practicing parent for five says, today's show has been a banger.
Thanks for delivering despite the bullshit.
Hope your weekend's better.
Me too.
But I just explained.
It won't be.
Cole Cole for six says, please read 23 and 24.
This is the book of Enoch, chapter 10.
Assuming these are going to be longer because they are indeed.
And then shall all the saints give thanks and live until they have begotten a thousand children, while the whole period of their youth and their sabbaths shall be completed in peace.
In those days, all the earth shall be cultivated in righteousness.
It shall be wholly planted with trees and filled with benediction.
Every tree of delight shall be planted in it.
In it shall vines be planted, and the vine which shall be planted and it shall yield fruit to Sadie.
Every seed which shall be sown in it shall produce for one measure a thousand, and one measure of olives shall produce 10 presses of oil.
It's a lot of olive oil, bro.
I hope you enjoy olive oil.
At least we have peanut butter for 10 says, What's the email for people like us to send to?
I only see KF admin one and locale email is dead.
No die in heat wave.
A locale email is still active, but it's read-only.
Now you can email me at mad at the internet at protonmail.com.
Very short, very succinct.
Mad at the internet, all one word at protonmail, all one word.com.
Umtimadu for one says, fun fact: there are more species of cockroach than there are mammals.
Also, more species of beetles than there are plants.
Insects are super successful.
They suck too.
I fucking hate insects.
Efficiently cockroaches.
Antius for five says, Hey, loaf Jew.
In one stream, he said black people do boring crimes.
So Eru Crew did stories about some.
When a cannibal vlogs his mortar family secretly films killer, I did, I saw the video of the, it was a, it was a black guy who was like a gay schizophrenic, and he was kicked out of his university for like rape.
And, oh, okay, here's the story.
He was like, he sexually assaulted someone, got kicked out of the university, went back to the university, took a hammer and tried to murder somebody, was arrested on like first-degree murder charges, somehow got bonded out again despite attempted murder charges.
And in that time, kidnapped a random person who had also been no, okay, sorry.
He never got kicked out for being a creepy weirdo.
He didn't get kicked out for a sexual assault offense, but he did attempt to murder somebody.
He got bonded out with a fucking attempted murder charge and then randomly abducted another black immigrant who had gotten a sexual offense.
He was convicted of a sex offense, was supposed to be deported, but the murderer's father had hooked him up with representation to fight his deportation charge and won.
And the guy thought that that was unjust.
So he kidnapped him, tortured him, and then ate his hands and feet, like cooked and ate them.
Because he thought it was wrong that a sex offender walked.
And they got him to confess to all of that.
He was like a paranoid schizophrenic or something.
It was weird.
It was a black on black violence, but it was a bit more interesting than the usual black on black violence.
It is actually kind of base to cook and eat sex offenders, I think.
Just a famous butt for one says, free BMJ.
I agree.
It's going to happen.
He's going to be here before we know it.
Devious DeV for Tuesdays.
I'm linked to the stream.
Did you see they added Whataburger to Fortnite?
Also, Ghost is a Lazy Handbone.
I did not see that they added Whataburger to Fortnite.
That's pretty base, though.
Bunker Housing for five says, everyone likes different locales.
Why complain when it's not your preferred?
I think Vegan Patriot driving and hitting people is hilarious.
Also, Tomlinson is funny.
I don't know who Vegan Patriot is.
If you want to try and show them on the man at the internet, thread, go for it.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, people complained about talking about certain people.
It's kind of annoying, but uh, remember, if you want your opinions heard, you should leave comments on the rumble videos because I do read those.
Kath King Khan for 10 says, You should talk in a higher pitch, you will have more powerful timber and not just like a you're on psychotropic medicine that makes you sedated.
I am sedated.
I don't know what's a higher pitch.
I'm supposed to raise my voice or go, I don't know, I could raise my voice, but that's effort.
Wigger Wagner for 10 says, The cow incident reminds me of when this happened.
LOL.
Okay, let's see.
Is this when someone went to Dick's house?
Oh, yeah, this is dispatch.
God, he's been gone.
Baguette Medallion Anime Bossman00:11:14
Hey, what's up?
Hey, man.
I'm Xander.
No, what's going on?
Elbows?
No.
Well, you're a faggot simp.
What?
You're a faggot simp.
You guys are from the internet.
I'm from BitWave Media.
Yeah.
Get fucked Dick.
Not a mansion.
You mean you guys?
What does he mean?
You guys are from the internet.
Like, it's you're from the internet, bro.
They just stand outside his house.
That's it.
Why wouldn't you answer the door?
The internet.
LMAO.
They should have done a protest.
You want to fuck with them.
Nobody can stop you from doing a protest on the public road.
Just hold up pictures of him dressed as a cow getting fucked in the ass.
A long time ago.
This is from four years ago when the Simspiracy stuff dropped.
Voidier for five says, Deha Knush Doc.
I don't know what that means.
Thank you.
Tetrabax for 20 says, smoking only 5,000 crack with a rookie.
Listen, bro.
We got to start somewhere.
To Bugs for One says, BMWMs are the white man's car.
Bro, a white man's car has utility.
It's either a tractor or a truck or like a van.
White man does not buy like some cringe-inducing fucking sports car to compensate.
I'm D. Medu for one says, Low tier gods, kill yourself rant is black people's greatest contribution to humanity.
Probably true.
Probably true.
Lilanthia for 10 says, as my dad always says, it's better Nate than lever.
Thank you, Josh, for the content.
Enjoy your pizza.
Don't entirely know what that means, but I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Zent Seppa for two says, just take edibles and vapes like a good guy.
No, that's how you become bummed out.
Docsbound for five says, keep pushing that bolder Sisyphus.
I'm trying my best, bro.
I'm pretty fucking bummed out.
If I can't think of a not retarded way to do what I'm doing, I'm just going to have to ask.
I'm going to, I'm going to, if I have to ask the podcast to endorse my current retarded endeavor, it will be the most audacious e-begging that anyone has ever tried to do ever in the history of mankind.
It will literally, you will literally laugh out loud and disbelief.
You'll think it's a fucking joke when I lay it out, but I'll do it.
I'm crazy.
I'll do whatever the fuck.
I'll do whatever it takes.
You don't understand.
Tetrabax for $200 says the Twitter unbanned is giving me literal flashbacks of the emails I would get from L2 support.
Also, I take PEA to put a little pep in my step.
I don't know what the fuck P is, but I'm glad that I'm traumatizing you.
I'm looking this up.
A special species of plant.
Okay.
I mean, if P's, P's is probably good.
If you're like, oh, I need vitamins or something.
Apparently, in chemistry, it has other names.
Polyethylamin is a natural which acts as a central nervous system stimulant in humans.
Poly or phenethylamin mine.
I've never heard of this before.
I don't know how you get this.
It sounds dangerous to me.
I'm glad.
I don't know if you don't know what it means.
Is this legal?
Are you allowed to take this phenethylimine?
Naturally occurs in a wide range of species throughout the plant and animal kingdoms.
Also produced by certain fungi and bacteria.
It says that polyethylimine is a primary anime.
I don't trust this.
Thank you, though.
Good luck with your pea addiction.
The bugs for two says it's Jover.
And then there's a cat box link.
Bossman is free.
Bossman are free.
Explain this.
Where is he?
Where is he?
This can't be, this better not be a trick.
I'm banning you if this is a trick.
Am I being rude cruised here?
That's right.
He's banned on kick.
Trade Twitch.
No, he's not active on Twitch either.
How did we know that he's free then?
Explain this.
You cannot say, I'm going to be so fucking pissed if this is a fake news.
Okay, hold up, hold up.
Bossman Jack has been released from jail.
Breaking news.
Breaking news.
Someone subscribed to like a system alert.
Because I guess it's like if you're a victim of a crime, you can subscribe to this and be alerted.
Like if your perpetrator is out from jail, so you know to be careful.
But apparently this guy subscribed and has been notified that Austin Peterson was released from custody.
The release reason is released by court order in an emergency call 911.
He's about.
He's out.
I can't believe it.
It's finally happened, chat.
Freedom.
We'll see, though.
Will this change, boss man?
Will he be back?
Gamba.
Will he be playing RuneScape and getting high?
Who knows?
Is he even going to be allowed at this house anymore?
He's going to have to move out to like a care facility.
We will find out.
Supreme Me for two says, get an Addy script, man.
Bro, I'm 31 years old.
I'm not going to go fucking ask.
Hey, Doc, I got ADHD.
Can I get some meth?
Come the fuck on.
Just a famous butt for one says, no, Stalker Child.
I didn't bomb at the stand-up enjoy prison.
I hate it.
Okay.
Mouse Cop 5 for 5 says, hey, chat, you can get True and Honest in exchange for Super Chat.
You just have to keep trying.
It's like that same fight club where the guys are on the porch and getting yelled at.
It's all a test.
You cannot get True and Honest on the Kiwi Farms through Super Chats.
That's not a joke.
That's not a trick.
It's not a super fight club challenge or whatever.
Casting Caltrat for 10 says, I love the kind of online interaction where I call someone a poopy pants and they'll come at me with a whole paragraph.
Social media is truly special.
When you find someone who jumps out at you like that, that's pretty nice.
That's some good content.
It's personal content.
It's only for you.
Only you can have that content.
Carnova for five says, I'm sick right now, shitting and vomiting water non-stop.
I think food poisoning.
Thank you, Josh.
Thank you for shooting, Josh.
It's helping take my mind off of it.
If you are shitting and vomiting non-stop and food.
I was one time so sick that I was vomiting so hard that my stomach, it was the weirdest thing.
I've never felt that before in my life.
My stomach was like squeezing.
You could feel the muscles were squeezing and squeezing and squeezing.
And it was like a, it kind of felt like a heartbeat, but it was like trying to pump out everything.
It's the point where I was just throwing up bile.
And I could only, I couldn't drink water.
It would nauseate me and I would throw up water and bile and nothing but.
So I started like sucking on ice cubes.
And that was the only way to get like hydration into me in a way that I wouldn't throw it up.
So if you're that sick and you can't keep even liquids down, take like melt ice cubes in your mouth.
And if that doesn't work, then you have to go to a hospital because otherwise you'll die of dysentery when you don't have any hydration.
Foxy is for five says, the internet splinters should be called the splinter nets.
I don't make the rules.
Splinternet sounds too fun, though.
It's not a fun thing.
Stalker Child Enjoy Prison for T says, Obida means it's over in Japanese.
So, Joey Da.
I'm sorry, I'm retarded.
Okay, now I get it.
I thank you for your Japanese lesson over three days.
MK9 Ultra for one says, taking a risk here, but this, but is it video 51 here?
No, it's not the one called the Painful A-Log stand-up video.
That's not it.
That's the one that you can find on YouTube.
That's everywhere.
It is not that one.
Think soda for five says, butta dog, dog with the butta.
Actually, no, he says, Buddha dog, dog with the Buddha, which is quite a bit different.
It's also Indian.
Thank you.
AnimeSucks Copen Scene for Five says, is Ralph backs out of the boxing match?
I'll do it.
I need money after someone purchase anime sucks, copensneed.com, dot net, dot lol after a kato.
I have ideas for that, man.
I need about three grand.
Did they really, did someone really squat anime suckscopinsneed.com?
Bro, don't pay those fucking squatters three grand.
Are you fucking nuts?
Just get anime suckscopensneed.jp or something.
Uh, the bugs for one says, Hey, Josh, have you ever heard of MF Doom?
No, I have not.
Sorry.
Sneeto for one says, Sarah, he doomed.
He redeemed.
And then there is a link to Mudahar on Zitter.
And this is a picture of Mudahar attention horroring with the Sancho medallion.
This looks like a fake.
Where's this?
Chris would not get the skin wrong.
Why is the faces wrong?
This is a fake medallion.
And he's afraid of the real medallion.
That's fucking fake.
There's no skin color.
Chris would never do that.
It's so important to him that the skin color of the characters be right.
Sonic's arms aren't fucking blue.
Sonchu's face ain't fucking yellow.
This is a knockoff Pajeet medallion.
Fucker.
Crispy Lag for 5 says, Happy Friday.
You like cheese.
You think you like cheese enough, but you don't.
And then there is a cat box file, which I'm sure is a picture of cheese.
This appears to be cheese-flavored boba.
And this looks Chinese or maybe traditional Chinese.
Hard to tell.
I would try this.
It sounds disgusting, but I would try it.
I'm down to try everything once.
Robert Erford says, I'm that guy ignoring emails on Friday, maybe answering some after lunch, then listening to your podcast and fucking off instead of doing my job.
That's based.
As long as you're using that to give me money, that's based then.
Robert Herbert says, baguette, cat, cat with the baguette on it.
Bat, baguette, cat.
I put the baguette on the cat.
Baguette cat cat with the baguette on it.
Baguette cat.
It's not the same.
Not the same at all.
I don't know what you're trying.
It's like a knockoff.
Melanthia for five says, how much do we owe the how much do we need to crowdfund to get you to record the ball the Bible as an audiobook?
$400,000.
Sneeto for one says, the reason some people get trucks other than working is souping them up and slapping a fat turbo on them to race supercars.
But Juju the Cow is a pussy and doesn't even need a truck.
I mean, that truck was just a standard stock Ford F-150 or something.
It's not like a souped up, riced up beaner truck, you know?
It's just a truck.
Tetrabacks for 20 says, beta phenolethy limine, HCI PEA powder, phenylanthamine, phenylanthamine powder for serotonin, dopamine, energy boost.
And then there is a link to Amazon.
I assume that this is an affiliate link.
This is how he makes his money off YouTube affiliate links.
Apparently, you can just buy this.
It's $85 Canadian dollars from the Fit Powder store.
It says it tastes awful.
They put that on the bag.
It is a third-party US lab tested, 100% pure, but it tastes awful.
Okay.
Paid Price Dealing Cards00:02:42
I'm just honest.
All right.
I think that's it.
I don't even have a fucking outro song picked because I've been feeling sorry for myself all week.
So you guys are going to get AI slop, but this one comes from the heart, chat.
I'll put down this nice little drawing that someone made for me, which I like a lot.
I've posted on the math internet.
Look how cute that is, chat.
So cute.
So kawaii, chat.
All right.
See you guys on Tuesday.
Bye-bye.
I build a heart just like a hurricane.
Chasing dreams on poker's neon lanes.
But evil lady dealt me one cold hand.
Now I'm sitting here, a broken man.
All my tables turned into a trap.
Dead my soul on every single clap.
Now the judge says 10 long years I'll weep in this jailhouse.
Ain't no way to cheat.
Dealing cards and rolling dice.
Paid the price.
Now I'm thinking twice.
Ten years gone won't be the same.
Eddie, play me now.
I bear the shame.
Chain link fences and concrete walls.
Felt the steam from my own close calls.
Every night I gamble in my dreams.
Freedom's just a shadow ripping down the seats.
Cigarette smoke in the dim lit cell reminds me of that online hell.