Mad at the Internet - Butterdog
Aired: 2024-07-09
Duration: 03:16:39


=== Suicide Squad Capitalism Critique (13:33) ===

[00:00:54]  I enjoy music which encompasses weapon reloading sounds into the score.
[00:01:01]  It works out really well.
[00:01:03]  In case you're curious, it's Mastering How to Land by Blockhead.
[00:01:08]  I played quite a few pieces from Blockhead.
[00:01:11]  I don't know.
[00:01:12]  I just like them.
[00:01:13]  Chat.
[00:01:14]  I was going to start this off with a stream snipe, but unfortunately, she just ended right before the stream was to begin.
[00:01:25]  So I'll just recap it real quick.
[00:01:28]  This Black Quayne decided that she was going to bump her sub club out to 20,000 from a mere 17,000.
[00:01:39]  And she was going to do this by streaming for however long it took to accomplish this.
[00:01:44]  So she streamed for like 19 fucking hours straight, just sitting on her bed writing out names.
[00:01:50]  However, I'd like to take you out to towards the end.
[00:01:54]  I'm just going to play a couple seconds on some of this.
[00:01:56]  Yeah, we're going to see what her content is like.
[00:02:00]  12 more people.
[00:02:01]  We got this, Chad.
[00:02:02]  We got this.
[00:02:02]  Lots of clapping.
[00:02:08]  19 hours just writing names on a piece of paper on her bed with an active live chat and nobody, not a single person in her audience let her know.
[00:02:22]  Hi, Aaron.
[00:02:24]  Welcome back, Aaron.
[00:02:25]  I'll mention you in a minute.
[00:02:27]  I haven't seen some of you guys in a minute.
[00:02:30]  We're going to play into the next one.
[00:02:32]  It's like every 60 seconds tops.
[00:02:35]  So she sits here for 19 fucking hours straight hearing this chirp every 60 seconds.
[00:02:41]  And she just, she can't hear it.
[00:02:43]  She can't hear it at all.
[00:02:44]  It's completely emitted from her brain.
[00:02:47]  And her audience can't hear it either.
[00:02:50]  Isn't that weird, chat?
[00:02:52]  Amazing mic?
[00:02:55]  Mike's is okay.
[00:02:59]  I can never tell if people are just fucking full of shit anymore.
[00:03:03]  There's like nobody I can rely on to give quality feedback.
[00:03:08]  So if it's just like, like, I don't know.
[00:03:10]  And people will like just lie and like lie together.
[00:03:13]  So is this better?
[00:03:13]  I replay.
[00:03:14]  I unplugged it.
[00:03:15]  I plugged it back in.
[00:03:17]  Okay.
[00:03:18]  Okay.
[00:03:19]  I'm assuming that this is done and I'm not gonna fuck with the mic anymore.
[00:03:24]  Kotako, Kotaku, Vice, Gizmodo, Lifehacker, and Refinery 29 are all are all shutting down.
[00:03:36]  So apparently people were just lying.
[00:03:38]  So I should just ignore any fucking input regarding the fucking microphone at this point.
[00:03:45]  Should surprise nobody.
[00:03:47]  Why are they lying down?
[00:03:48]  I heard that this is the senior editor, Alyssa Mercanti, lashes out.
[00:03:54]  And I think that she's not related.
[00:03:56]  I'm assuming that this...
[00:03:57]  Oh, that is her.
[00:03:59]  That's just her with like the most retarded haircut in the world.
[00:04:04]  Like she walked into a barber shop and was like, I want to look like an elderly Jewish woman.
[00:04:09]  How do I accomplish this?
[00:04:11]  And they're like, well, you got to have these bright orange, completely inappropriate and rear sunglasses.
[00:04:17]  You need the biggest hoop earrings that you can find and your curly Jewish hair needs to be as short as possible.
[00:04:24]  And then she's just like, yeah, that works for me.
[00:04:28]  Oh, God, everything in Western media is so fucking ugly.
[00:04:33]  Look at all these people.
[00:04:34]  Look at all that sewage sludge tinge.
[00:04:38]  Everything.
[00:04:40]  I want my media to look like I'm watching it from like a dirty webcam inside like a sewer.
[00:04:47]  I want black people samurais eviscerating.
[00:04:50]  Apparently, by the way, this is all fake.
[00:04:52]  Someone did a whole Spurg out saying that the black Yasuke samurai is apparently a meme.
[00:05:00]  Like someone literally just edited this into Wikipedia without any factual basis into it whatsoever.
[00:05:07]  And everyone just believes it.
[00:05:09]  Okay, Alyssa says this: sending solidarity and love to the amazing writers at Kotaku AU and all the other sites affected.
[00:05:17]  You're all stars and deserved better.
[00:05:20]  Capitalism is cruel.
[00:05:22]  Your work remains always.
[00:05:24]  I'm curious during the feudal era and during agrarianism, did we have any like journalists that like journals scribe shit into rocks and then like transport them between settlements?
[00:05:38]  Like we had like town criers and people that were delivering messages on behalf of kings, but they were all paid.
[00:05:47]  We didn't really have journalists until we had capitalism.
[00:05:49]  Then we could have bullshit fucking jobs like that.
[00:05:51]  But no, capitalism was cruel.
[00:05:52]  I remember actually, I visited post-Soviet states, right?
[00:05:56]  I lived in post-Soviet states.
[00:05:58]  And you would be surprised at the thriving journalistic outlets that existed in the Soviet Union and in China and in North Korea, all these places where journalism is at its best than it ever has been.
[00:06:13]  The lowercase I internet and the rats infesting it are even crueler.
[00:06:17]  But a reminder: cheering for good people losing their jobs while men get rich off their labor is morally bankrupt.
[00:06:23]  And by the way, I hate that I even have to say this, but let's stop the reactionary ride before it gains speed.
[00:06:29]  We are not affiliated with Kotaku AU.
[00:06:32]  We don't share anything except a love for games and good reporting.
[00:06:36]  Actually, I will be happy that you lost your job.
[00:06:38]  Learn to fucking code.
[00:06:40]  Actually, don't learn to code.
[00:06:41]  You probably suck at that.
[00:06:42]  You're just going to look at Liz Fung Jones.
[00:06:44]  I don't know any of this.
[00:06:45]  I'm scrolling past.
[00:06:47]  I'm reading the headline and then I'm scrolling for the screenshots.
[00:06:49]  That's what I'm doing here.
[00:06:51]  Oops, website not.
[00:06:52]  Oh, this is the woman or whatever the thing that was happy when Wix took down the sweet baby ink thing.
[00:07:02]  This is a great precedent.
[00:07:04]  A great sign that there are people and places on the lowercase I internet who know targeted harassment and cyberbullying when they see it.
[00:07:13]  If you're a grown woman, if you're a 45-year-old Jewish woman and you're crying about cyberbullying, you're fucking emotionally stunted.
[00:07:20]  You belong in like a psych ward.
[00:07:23]  You have no idea what journalism is.
[00:07:25]  Your websites look like they're from 2001.
[00:07:28]  Oh, your website looks outdated.
[00:07:32]  Bam!
[00:07:33]  Everyone knows that journalism is like 99% your WordPress theme and 1% the words written fucking on them.
[00:07:41]  Genius.
[00:07:42]  Fucking 1 million IQ take here from this journal.
[00:07:46]  They're riddled with typos.
[00:07:49]  And by the way, if you're ESL, just don't even fucking bother.
[00:07:53]  Go back to your Oogabooga cave in Africa or your swamp in the Amazons.
[00:07:58]  Don't even fucking bother writing for the high English speakers if you're some kind of quote-unquote journal with a shitty wick site and you don't even speak proper English, motherfucker.
[00:08:09]  Your ideas aren't important.
[00:08:11]  We're journalists.
[00:08:12]  We know what real ideas are, and we don't want to hear your fucking caveman paintings and tribal chants from the southern hemisphere.
[00:08:18]  Fuck off with you.
[00:08:21]  You have a lowercase high internet connection.
[00:08:23]  Which one?
[00:08:23]  Which internet are they connected to, I wonder?
[00:08:25]  And a webcam, and you think you have something worthy to say, you don't.
[00:08:29]  We could set my Nama up with a Razor Cayo in her care home and she'd make more coherent shit.
[00:08:34]  She probably would make more coherent shit.
[00:08:36]  She and Joe Biden are cooking up a storm together.
[00:08:42]  It's a shame that private equity and Google have gutted legacy media sites and the stupidest, cruelest people in the world are rushing to fill in the gaps.
[00:08:51]  That's awesome.
[00:08:52]  Suffer, you freak.
[00:08:53]  Look at this fucking digenic.
[00:08:55]  Degenic.
[00:08:56]  Is that the right word?
[00:08:56]  Dysgenic?
[00:08:58]  Mongoloid.
[00:09:01]  Actually, I work for a real public kitten.
[00:09:02]  I work for, what does she work for?
[00:09:05]  Kotaku Senior Alyssa Mercan.
[00:09:07]  So she does work for Kotaku.
[00:09:09]  She just doesn't work for the Australian one.
[00:09:11]  Okay.
[00:09:12]  So she works for Kotaku.
[00:09:13]  And she works for Kotaku.
[00:09:15]  And she thinks she's like a real journalist.
[00:09:17]  She's like, all she does, this woman's entire career.
[00:09:20]  See this woman right here?
[00:09:21]  Here's what she does.
[00:09:22]  Here's her career.
[00:09:23]  Here's her career description.
[00:09:25]  She goes up to an executive at like Sony or Nintendo.
[00:09:31]  And then she goes, and then she gets a press release from corporate.
[00:09:37]  And then she converts that into her own words and publishes them and gives a glowing glaze to the press release.
[00:09:45]  And that's it.
[00:09:46]  There's no like investigative journalism into anything.
[00:09:49]  It's just like you take the press releases from the corporate mouthpieces and then you regurgitate them like a mama bird into nobody's mouths.
[00:09:58]  Obviously, nobody reads the shit because it doesn't profit and they're closing down.
[00:10:03]  But what it does do is she makes sure to put in lots of links in her article so that when she says, you know, what's the name of the fucking movie here?
[00:10:14]  Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League 2024.
[00:10:17]  She makes sure, based on when she, or her editor, probably, make sure that this is a link to the actual advertising website so that the SEO goes up for that website.
[00:10:29]  So when people type in Suicide Squad or something, Justice League or whatever the fuck, then that game shows up higher on the search results.
[00:10:35]  That's the entire reason why Kotaku exists.
[00:10:38]  That's why this job is being replaced by AI.
[00:10:42]  You go to Gemini or whatever, and you type in, hey, I need a five-paragraph article about this video game that has these features that are in the bullet points of the press release.
[00:10:53]  Please write a five-paragraph expository essay saying how excited you are for this game.
[00:10:59]  And please don't use any language that can't be understood by a child.
[00:11:05]  Actually, let's do this.
[00:11:06]  can i do that live on air right now and just like um let's do co-pilot actually I think copilotbing.com.
[00:11:15]  Can I demonstrate this concept to people?
[00:11:18]  I think I might have to sign in to use co-pilot.
[00:11:21]  Please write a five-paragraph essay about just suicide squad kill the Justice League 2024 praising the key features of real-time combat atmosphere quippy dialogue.
[00:11:45]  Wait, gritty atmosphere.
[00:11:47]  That's another fun one.
[00:11:48]  Quippy dialogue and Satisfying with nice graphics and satisfying there's a word for movement.
[00:12:04]  Okay, do not use language a over a fifth grade reading level.
[00:12:13]  Do I get one for free without signing it?
[00:12:15]  Oh my god, it's working on me.
[00:12:17]  Trying its best.
[00:12:19]  I think I'm not signed in, so it's gonna be like stall.
[00:12:23]  I'm gonna be pissed.
[00:12:24]  Oh, wait.
[00:12:24]  Oh, oh my god.
[00:12:26]  Okay, so this is all bullshit that it's coming up with on the spot.
[00:12:29]  It has never played this game.
[00:12:31]  Let's dive into the exciting world of Suicide Squad, Kill the Justice League, and explore its standout features.
[00:12:36]  In Suicide Squad, Plaguers engage in heart-pounding real-time combat as Captain Boomerang.
[00:12:42]  It even knows the name of the characters of the Justice League.
[00:12:50]  It knows the characters in Suicide Squad.
[00:12:53]  I don't know the characters.
[00:12:54]  I thought it was going to come up.
[00:12:55]  I thought Captain Boomerang was a fake name, but I know Deadshot and Harley Quinn.
[00:13:00]  So it's like it knows the characters for you.
[00:13:05]  You'll face off against Brainiacs.
[00:13:06]  Mike, this is real.
[00:13:08]  I think this is the actual plot for the game.
[00:13:11]  The fluid combat mechanics.
[00:13:12]  Oh, fluid combat.
[00:13:13]  This is perfect.
[00:13:14]  Allow you to switch between characters seamlessly, each with their own unique abilities.
[00:13:19]  Dude, this is, dude, Alex, Alexa Mercante, whatever the fuck, Alyssa Mercanti, you're fucked.
[00:13:24]  You're fucked.
[00:13:25]  This is better.
[00:13:25]  This is better and faster and cheaper.
[00:13:27]  There's no spelling errors, and it reads to a fifth grade reading level.
[00:13:30]  Metropolis, once a beacon of hope, now lies in the ruins due to Brainiac's invasion.
[00:13:37]  The game's gritty atmosphere immerses players in dark, dystopian world.
[00:13:40]  I literally have no idea what this game's about.
[00:13:42]  I just wrote these four things to try and get some bullet points.
[00:13:45]  Nice graphics.
[00:13:46]  Rocksteady Studio has crafted a visually stunning metropolis from neon lit street to the detailed character models.
[00:13:53]  The graphics are impressive.
[00:13:56]  And satisfying movement.
[00:13:57]  Traversal and Kill the Justice League is exhilarating.
[00:14:01]  Harley Quinn swings through the city using Batman's grapple gun.
[00:14:04]  Deadshot propels himself with jet boots.
[00:14:06]  I don't know if any of this is fucking real, but this is awesome.
[00:14:09]  I'm telling you, you're fucking done.
[00:14:10]  You're done, lady.
[00:14:11]  This shit kicks your ass.
[00:14:13]  You could not hope to write a better synopsis.
[00:14:15]  I'm sold.
[00:14:16]  I want to play this game based off what Copilot has told me.
[00:14:20]  You don't stand a fucking chance.
[00:14:23]  All right.
[00:14:25]  That's enough spurting about that.
[00:14:27]  What's this?

=== Gritty Metropolis Dystopian Ruins (03:25) ===

[00:14:28]  Oh, this guy died.
[00:14:29]  Let's check it out.
[00:14:31]  This is mostly just blurry, but assuredly, somebody has died in this.
[00:14:38]  New video from outside the Hyatt Regency Hotel in downtown Milwaukee shows the disturbing moments before 43-year-old Devontae Mitchell was pronounced dead.
[00:14:49]  In this video obtained by 12 News, you see four people on top of Mitchell, and you can hear distress as someone yells for help, saying please at least three times.
[00:14:59]  Please stop fighting.
[00:15:01]  Stay down. Stay down.
[00:15:06]  And also yelling on...
[00:15:08]  It's so crazy.
[00:15:10]  Like, they're not communicating at all with this guy, what they need from him.
[00:15:13]  It's just sickening.
[00:15:14]  Like, they're just beating the fuck out of him for no reason.
[00:15:17]  Sorry.
[00:15:18]  This should happen when you're going to the ladies.
[00:15:20]  I'm sorry.
[00:15:21]  Witnesses say Mitchell caused some kind of disturbance inside the hotel near MLK.
[00:15:25]  He was doing something in that hotel.
[00:15:27]  It's really unclear from the footage what happened in the hotel.
[00:15:32]  But something went down.
[00:15:33]  There was some kind of disturbance.
[00:15:35]  The details are kind of gritty at the moment.
[00:15:37]  So we'll have to wait and then never do a follow-up report on this when they actually come out.
[00:15:42]  But we will get back to you with that as soon as we can.
[00:15:45]  And Kilbourne Sunday afternoon, then ran outside.
[00:15:48]  Security stopped him and held him down.
[00:15:50]  Mitchell died outside the hotel.
[00:15:53]  His mom says her son was loving, caring, and deserved better.
[00:15:57]  He might have loving, caring, deserved better.
[00:16:00]  didn't do anything um i um i did not realize this but he's in a bathroom in this selfie and there's a changing table What are the odds that this is a women's bathroom that he's doing a Jonathan Yana man?
[00:16:21]  I wonder what his mom has to say about him.
[00:16:26]  Oh, he was retarded.
[00:16:27]  You have a belligerent, sexually perverted, retarded man wandering about in society, trying to take selfies apparently in a women's restroom.
[00:16:37]  And then he just so happened to spurg out and get killed as a result.
[00:16:41]  I wonder whose fault this could be blamed on.
[00:16:44]  But he was a good man.
[00:16:45]  He didn't deserve to be killed.
[00:16:47]  Security killed my son.
[00:16:49]  I refuse to let this go undone and untold.
[00:16:52]  I'm going to get justice.
[00:16:53]  He shouldn't be dead right now.
[00:16:55]  You know, the security team, they definitely should have been trained, you know, to deal with this type of situation.
[00:17:03]  You know, mental illness is real.
[00:17:04]  Other cell phone video shows what happened after first responders arrive on scene performing CPR trying to save Mitchell's life.
[00:17:12]  He was my teddy bear.
[00:17:13]  That's what I called to my teddy bear.
[00:17:16]  Just so devastating for them.
[00:17:17]  Both, just so devastating.
[00:17:18]  Both of these people sound absolutely retarded and like menaces to society.
[00:17:23]  Well-educated black woman, do you want to capstone this in a way that sounds better than what we just heard?
[00:17:28]  That family, Kristen, the Milwaukee County medical examiner conducted.
[00:17:31]  Well-educated black woman with a white woman name.
[00:17:33]  An autopsy today.
[00:17:35]  And the results from that autopsy exam could take weeks to come in.
[00:17:38]  The medical examiner's office did say they are investigating this as a homicide.
[00:17:43]  Meanwhile, Milwaukee police say they are not considering this a criminal investigation at this time, but it could change depending on the results from the autopsy.

=== Shrimp Lobster Pepper Feast (09:23) ===

[00:17:53]  Milwaukee?
[00:17:54]  Oh my God.
[00:17:56]  Lock that nigga Patrick Tomlinson up.
[00:17:58]  He's out there stomping on people's throats.
[00:18:00]  They're just trying to enjoy the restrooms like any normal person should.
[00:18:03]  And we got the pepperoni man out there, hooded, running around in tights and a mask, grinding them up.
[00:18:10]  And you gotta, and they're not even investigating it, not even considering this a criminal matter.
[00:18:16]  How can you keep getting away with it?
[00:18:19]  Lock him up.
[00:18:20]  I do actually have a Patrick Tomlinson update.
[00:18:27]  Red Lobster.
[00:18:28]  Red Lobster.
[00:18:30]  I was actually tricked.
[00:18:31]  I was actually tricked into reading this, but I already have like a joke planned out in my head.
[00:18:35]  So Red Lobster files voluntary chapter 11 petitions.
[00:18:41]  I like how they say petitions and say voluntary is thrown in there, and then the word petition is thrown in.
[00:18:45]  Would you like to sign my voluntary chapter 11 petition?
[00:18:48]  Which is bankruptcy proceedings.
[00:18:50]  I had been told that Red Lobster was shutting down everything, but that is not true.
[00:18:55]  They filed Chapter 11, which is a restructuring bank debt thing.
[00:18:58]  They have debt.
[00:18:59]  They need to restructure it.
[00:19:00]  They've closed down a bunch of places throughout the country, but they left some up.
[00:19:05]  And then they have $100 million to keep certain franchises, the ones that they want to keep that are the most profitable.
[00:19:09]  They're keeping them up.
[00:19:10]  But Red Lobster is in danger, which is sad.
[00:19:14]  You know, I remember how good the Cheddar Bizgis was.
[00:19:17]  And I hope they don't close down before I can try Red Lobster again.
[00:19:21]  I would be so sad if I never got to eat the Cheddar Bizgis again.
[00:19:26]  We never got to have the bottomless shrimp.
[00:19:28]  But I wonder, chat.
[00:19:30]  I wonder who could be causing this profit loss for the company.
[00:19:36]  Thankfully, PS2 Nishi Ki has a collection of videos which may elucidate why they're underperforming their profit expectations.
[00:19:50]  That lady got a husband and seven kids.
[00:19:52]  So I was riding past Red Lobster the other day and I seen a sign that said endless shrimp.
[00:19:57]  I bet $20.
[00:19:58]  I thought my mom was playing tricks on me until I got on Instagram last night and I seen Devon and Jazz over at Red Lobster eating they endless shrimp.
[00:20:06]  I said, oh baby, that gotta be my cue to line up my so I grabbed all seven of my kids, called up my brother and my nephew in case I needed a little extra help because y'all already know wood at home sleep so I could go have me a good time eating my endless shrimp.
[00:20:20]  They started us off with their famous shedder bay biscuits and they were sauce and they was good.
[00:20:24]  After that we got three orders of stuff with mushrooms and some lobster dip to keep the kids quiet.
[00:20:29]  My kids was checking out the lobster.
[00:20:31]  They was like, oh, that's the big one.
[00:20:32]  I say, look with your eyes, not with your hands, we ain't buying that back to the endless at the table.
[00:20:36]  We kept ordering two at a time until we had enough to have us some to take.
[00:20:41]  That's what you got to do.
[00:20:41]  You keep ordering two two, two and saving you something for you and your crew so you can take it home, because who's finna cook dinner?
[00:20:47]  This bill 200 and something dollars baby, there's more.
[00:20:51]  I only watch that one.
[00:20:52]  I'm sure these are all funny, though.
[00:20:53]  Bottomless binge eaters have nearly put red lobster out of business.
[00:20:57]  In june the restaurant made its twenty dollar endless shrimp promotion a permanent menu option and by the third quarter earnings had taken a huge hit.
[00:21:07]  So they raised the price to 25, which did nothing, and by the end of last year they'd lost nearly 13 million dollars.
[00:21:15]  Primetime welcomes food enthusiast Eric Badlands Booker.
[00:21:18]  Who's food enthusiast?
[00:21:22]  Yeah, we're going to be doing a story about fat fucks eating too much goddamn shrimp and the $20 endless shrimp at Red Lobster.
[00:21:30]  Can we get your fat ass up as a food enthusiast to talk on Fox News?
[00:21:36]  Hell yeah, bro.
[00:21:37]  I'll do weird thing to be on TV.
[00:21:42]  That's cute.
[00:21:45]  That's cute.
[00:21:46]  I wish I could get it.
[00:21:50]  This ratchet ass hoe doing her VTuber voice is fucking creepy as fuck.
[00:21:55]  The message is when he didn't order endless shrimp because you thought Bay would share.
[00:21:59]  Bae is not sharing.
[00:22:00]  Bae got his fucking free endless shrimp on the benefit of this ratchet ass hoe.
[00:22:07]  I you know, I side with the black guy.
[00:22:10]  She didn't deserve no endless shrimp.
[00:22:12]  Look at her.
[00:22:13]  Look at her doing her VTuber voice.
[00:22:15]  I this guy wins by default.
[00:22:17]  She knows she doesn't deserve no shrimp.
[00:22:22]  Oh my god, look at that fucking kid back there.
[00:22:24]  Holy shit.
[00:22:26]  Look at him.
[00:22:27]  Oh my god.
[00:22:28]  Look at that!
[00:22:29]  Look at that!
[00:22:34]  She's a boy jack!
[00:22:43]  With a little goblin in the corner!
[00:22:45]  It's like a meme.
[00:22:47]  You could trace this in MS paint.
[00:22:48]  would be perfect imagine working in service Couldn't be me.
[00:23:04]  My name's Anita, and I think I'm going to eat 45 shrimps.
[00:23:07]  My name is Samira and I think I'm going to eat 25 shrimps.
[00:23:10]  All right, I'm Sarah.
[00:23:12]  I think I'm going to eat.
[00:23:12]  Are these different people?
[00:23:15]  They are different.
[00:23:16]  Okay.
[00:23:16]  I'm not that facebloind.
[00:23:18]  30.
[00:23:19]  He's so sure.
[00:23:25]  Damn, that looks like slop.
[00:23:27]  That shit right there.
[00:23:29]  Just like, uh, hold up.
[00:23:32]  It's letting me lose my appetite for some red lobster.
[00:23:34]  I was thinking about them cheesy biscuits.
[00:23:37]  Where the fuck is that?
[00:23:38]  Look at that.
[00:23:39]  It's just like all brown and fried, and then you get like the shrimp on the side, and it's just like in a gravy bowl of pure butter.
[00:23:50]  This looks like something Ralph would take a picture of and post on Twitter.
[00:23:53]  You know what I mean?
[00:23:55]  Imagine eating this good, and then it's like a bowl of slop.
[00:23:58]  Like, bro, what the fuck?
[00:24:02]  How are you doing?
[00:24:04]  17, and I think I'm gonna make it.
[00:24:06]  17, I can keep going.
[00:24:10]  I've eaten 20, and I can definitely do more.
[00:24:14]  One over here.
[00:24:17]  I feel like we're still missing some scandals.
[00:24:19]  Yeah, they said round two, where are we at?
[00:24:21]  37.
[00:24:22]  Ooh, Sam.
[00:24:24]  All right, so round two, where are we at?
[00:24:26]  29.
[00:24:28]  All right.
[00:24:29]  There you go.
[00:24:31]  All right, so I can't look up the counter, but I'm at 45.
[00:24:35]  And I am done.
[00:24:37]  Las Vegas.
[00:24:38]  All right, back on your eat now.
[00:24:40]  Oh, Las Vegas?
[00:24:41]  Yeah, we're going to the last video.
[00:24:43]  My goal was 45, and I reached 45.
[00:24:48]  My goal was 25.
[00:24:49]  It's like they're preparing for winter or something.
[00:24:53]  It's like they're overeating so they can survive winter.
[00:24:56]  How much does a shrimp cost these days?
[00:24:59]  The thing that my mom would get at the store in Flowrider, we'd go to Publix and they had a seafood and like deli area.
[00:25:11]  And the way I would describe it is this, or to make sure, because otherwise they wouldn't put enough.
[00:25:18]  And I've said this before on stream, so this isn't new information or whatever, but this is like my shrimp story, I guess.
[00:25:23]  You go to the back, and then you say, like, I want like a pound or two pounds of shrimp.
[00:25:28]  And then you say, I want it steamed.
[00:25:30]  And then you have to explain it to them.
[00:25:32]  I want so much old bay on it that you think it's too much.
[00:25:38]  And then I want you to put more.
[00:25:40]  If you don't say it exactly like that, they will never put enough old bay on your on your shrimp.
[00:25:46]  That's how you word it to get maximized old bay.
[00:25:50]  That's the correct ordering.
[00:25:56]  How much is a shrimp these days?
[00:25:57]  I'm curious.
[00:25:59]  Okay.
[00:25:59]  How much is a shrimp?
[00:26:03]  6 to 15 per pound.
[00:26:06]  How many shrimps in a pound?
[00:26:10]  I guess it depends on the size.
[00:26:13]  20.
[00:26:13]  Oh, it's a jumbo shrimp, so it's going to be 20 to 25.
[00:26:17]  So they eat two pounds of shrimp each at least.
[00:26:21]  And that's easily $20.
[00:26:24]  So they don't make any money just off the materials.
[00:26:26]  Then you consider the time, and you're fucked.
[00:26:30]  You're fucked.
[00:26:31]  How much is the fish?
[00:26:32]  What fish?
[00:26:34]  Josh, what did you get on your pub sub?
[00:26:36]  I would get salami and I would get pepper jack and I would get like a Chipotle Southwest type toss.
[00:26:44]  And then I would get a lot of banana peppers.
[00:26:46]  A spinach, olives, onions, Chipotle Southwest, and a lot of banana peppers.
[00:26:55]  An excessive amount of banana peppers.
[00:26:57]  I can sit there and eat banana peppers out of a jar.
[00:27:02]  All right, next.
[00:27:03]  Okay.
[00:27:05]  However, while Red Lobster is filing for bankruptcy, Whataburger Bros just keep winning?
[00:27:12]  Here's BBQ Brian.
[00:27:14]  This was posted in the ManiThread.

=== Trans Rights Houston Outage (07:55) ===

[00:27:16]  There was a widespread outage in Houston, which is shocking because Texas is like the energy capital of the U.S.
[00:27:22]  But somehow Houston doesn't have any power.
[00:27:24]  I wonder if it's because of employee malfunction or some shit.
[00:27:28]  So there's no app to determine where the outages are in the city.
[00:27:32]  But there is an app to track what Weatherburgers are open.
[00:27:35]  And when the Whataburgers don't have any power, they turn off their availability on the app.
[00:27:40]  So you can very easily see where the power outages were in Houston.
[00:27:44]  That is a lot of fucking Whataburgers, by the way.
[00:27:47]  Holy shit.
[00:27:48]  How big is Houston?
[00:27:50]  Where it's like they can afford to have like 100 fucking Whataburgers.
[00:27:55]  I've never been to Houston.
[00:27:57]  I didn't realize that it was like larger than Atlanta.
[00:27:59]  This is a massive fucking city.
[00:28:02]  There you go.
[00:28:04]  Whataburger was even so impressed by this free advertising, they offered to give him Whataburger Gucci bags and shit.
[00:28:12]  So Whataburger Chads just win and just keep stacking up the wins.
[00:28:17]  Does he not know?
[00:28:18]  Houston is gigantic.
[00:28:19]  Bro, okay, listen.
[00:28:21]  I've been to Texas a couple times.
[00:28:23]  However, I was out going, I think I went to Central Texas.
[00:28:29]  I remember where in Texas I went.
[00:28:31]  I was young.
[00:28:32]  But I don't think I've ever been to Houston.
[00:28:34]  And I know that Houston, they call it like the tri-city area in Texas, right?
[00:28:39]  There's like a tri-metropolitan triangle that's in Texas that's like non-stop urban sprawl.
[00:28:46]  I've never been though.
[00:28:48]  I'm aware that it's probably a fucking enormous city now.
[00:28:51]  Because the energy sector is blown up.
[00:28:53]  So you have all these jobs and shit.
[00:28:55]  It's all due to the hurricane.
[00:28:57]  Hurricane Beryl?
[00:28:59]  Did Hurricane Beryl knock out Houston and didn't knock out Ralph because he was hiding in the mountains in Mexico Ciudad?
[00:29:06]  Adios Mio.
[00:29:10]  Una hocano.
[00:29:12]  Hi, puppy.
[00:29:13]  So scary.
[00:29:15]  So scary for little Ralph.
[00:29:19]  Well, that's all I want to say.
[00:29:20]  Alejandro Caraballo has been seething about something.
[00:29:26]  He never stops seething.
[00:29:28]  He's seething because in part he's afraid of Trump winning.
[00:29:35]  And he's trying to cope about Kamala Harris trying to run.
[00:29:40]  But as we've established, Trump thinks that she's even fucking worse.
[00:29:44]  So here's the picture, by the way.
[00:29:46]  Joey Mauro says, unironically, this is a winning theory for a Harris presidential run.
[00:29:52]  Man, if there's anything that I know people love in the U.S. right now, it's police.
[00:29:59]  You know, you think about white people and black people.
[00:30:01]  What can they agree on?
[00:30:03]  Not much.
[00:30:03]  But they do think the police officers serving their areas and keeping them safe.
[00:30:09]  Conservatives and Democrats, and especially black Democrats, love the police.
[00:30:14]  I think that this will work.
[00:30:15]  This is a great idea.
[00:30:20]  Seething about fucking Kamala not running.
[00:30:24]  Oh, this.
[00:30:25]  Okay, this is it.
[00:30:26]  Alejandro Caraballo says, so this was a fucking lie.
[00:30:30]  So Biden realizing that he's losing or the Biden.
[00:30:33]  When I say Biden, understand I am speaking for brevity, but I'm speaking of Biden's staff, the campaign team, the White House administration.
[00:30:42]  I'm never directly referring to Biden unless I'm talking about Biden shitting himself, pissing himself, dumping ass, fucking up on stage.
[00:30:52]  Unless I'm like pointing at a picture of Joe Biden.
[00:30:55]  When I say Biden, I just mean like his team.
[00:30:57]  But the Biden administration put out a statement in LGBTQ plus saying, oh no, this is a paraphrase on the 19th.
[00:31:04]  This is the publication.
[00:31:05]  It says that the White House issued statement opposing gender affirming surgery for minors.
[00:31:10]  So this is barely even a backtrack.
[00:31:12]  They're just saying that we shouldn't chop off little boy penises because they're still doing the puberty blockers as a safe and effective bullshit line.
[00:31:20]  Because as we've established, it destroys the testicles.
[00:31:23]  It hinders their development.
[00:31:26]  It stunts their IQs.
[00:31:28]  It reduces their bone density.
[00:31:29]  All sorts of medical problems come about that are not easily reversed.
[00:31:33]  And just blocking the surgery doesn't mean anything.
[00:31:37]  His kids are still getting groomed and eaten up by these systems.
[00:31:40]  But Alejandro comes out swinging and says, so that was a fucking lie.
[00:31:44]  Yeah, it's like $250 a year out of 25 million total children between 12 and 17.
[00:31:49]  And basically, all of them are top surgeries for trans mask youth over 16.
[00:31:53]  The bigger problem is the statement hinted at opposing HRT as well.
[00:31:58]  No.
[00:31:59]  No!
[00:32:00]  The life-saving, life-saving xenoestrogens for those poor trans kids.
[00:32:07]  Quick.
[00:32:08]  What do the polls say?
[00:32:10]  Oh, God, black people say that shit's gay.
[00:32:12]  What are we going to do?
[00:32:13]  They're not going to come out and vote for our retard dumping ass and the cop if they think that we're gay niggas.
[00:32:21]  We got to stop this right away.
[00:32:22]  Put out a statement saying we oppose it.
[00:32:25]  Whatever it takes.
[00:32:27]  I don't know.
[00:32:27]  Seeth.
[00:32:28]  He's talking about leaving the U.S. if Trump wins again.
[00:32:34]  Where's that post at?
[00:32:36]  Just seething.
[00:32:37]  Oh, no.
[00:32:39]  I don't have total capture of the population anymore.
[00:32:44]  Ah.
[00:32:46]  Oh, no.
[00:32:47]  People don't like me because I'm a sex pastor.
[00:32:51]  I spent years of my life representing LGBTQIP plus people in court.
[00:32:56]  Asylum cases, human trafficking cases, and family court cases.
[00:33:01]  If I remember correctly, and I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Alejandro Carballo is not actually an attorney.
[00:33:06]  He works as like a law professor at Harvard, but he doesn't actually have a license to practice law.
[00:33:13]  Can't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
[00:33:17]  I could be wrong, though.
[00:33:19]  Oh, and family.
[00:33:19]  J.K. Rowling has never done shit for gay and lesbian people except use the idea of them as a crudgel to attack trans folks.
[00:33:28]  Where's the post about him crying about Trump?
[00:33:31]  Me and every okay, so Harvard law professor, potentially even an attorney himself, says, me and every trans person I know.
[00:33:41]  Chat, does anyone want to do an I'm actually here and correct that sentence right off the bat?
[00:33:47]  This is the other.
[00:33:49]  I'm guilty of this more often than I am with uppercase I internets.
[00:33:53]  But this is another thing where it's like, if you're trying to like, like demonstrate that you're an educated person and should be taken seriously, like me and every trans person I know is just such an embarrassing thing to write.
[00:34:06]  Every trans person I know and I, chat, and I, it's never me and her or me and him.
[00:34:13]  It's always him and I, her and I. Come on, chat.
[00:34:19]  Every trans person I know and I are stockpiling hormones and making plans to leave the country if Trump is elected.
[00:34:26]  And yet every blue MAGA freak in my replies thinks I want Trump elected for criticizing their dear leader.
[00:34:34]  Oh, for Biden.
[00:34:35]  Yeah, well, that's what happens when you have a fucking split down the middle proxy war with two retards.
[00:34:42]  I wish I could make plans to leave.
[00:34:44]  51 and chronic autoimmune arthritis means there's absolutely nowhere that'll give me anything other than a Taurus visa.
[00:34:51]  That's enough to get here and claim asylum.
[00:34:55]  Yeah, walk across the Canadian border and then say, I'm fleeing the United States.
[00:35:00]  I need asylum.
[00:35:01]  I have arthritis.
[00:35:02]  I need free shit.
[00:35:03]  I need free pills.
[00:35:05]  Free pills, please.
[00:35:07]  I'm sure the Canadians will oblige and just give you free drugs.
[00:35:11]  Retard.

=== Asylum Plans Chronic Arthritis (14:42) ===

[00:35:12]  Cool.
[00:35:14]  All right, we got some tranny shit.
[00:35:15]  Let's switch out the hams.
[00:35:16]  I'm feeling frisky today.
[00:35:19]  Get the femme.
[00:35:21]  All right.
[00:35:22]  So many of you may have already seen this, but let's put it on the record.
[00:35:28]  Hello, Hobbit.
[00:35:29]  Yes, it's me.
[00:35:33]  Where are you?
[00:35:34]  Where are you calling from?
[00:35:36]  Hobbit, I know you're looking for my boat.
[00:35:38]  You're not going to find it.
[00:35:41]  Really?
[00:35:42]  Was I close at least?
[00:35:43]  Did I find the right marina?
[00:35:46]  Nice try, Hobbit.
[00:35:47]  Now stop looking.
[00:35:49]  I will never stop.
[00:35:54]  I can't stop.
[00:35:55]  You don't seem to understand, Hobbit.
[00:35:57]  You're not going to find me, but I can find you.
[00:36:00]  In fact, I know where you are right now.
[00:36:03]  This is a retarded dramatization between some guy called 416 Hobbit and 10 Muses.
[00:36:11]  10 Muses is the top donor of Finster.
[00:36:15]  He has given Finster over $300,000 over years to pink pill himself and become the Finster we know and despise.
[00:36:27]  Once was an ordinary boy, a grown man with tons of disposable income, heaped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this impressionable, attention-deprived Twitch streamer, turning him into a colossal faggot for pay, which is its own kind of fetish for gay people.
[00:36:46]  Gay people love the idea of like convincing straight men to suck dick for cash.
[00:36:52]  Like being able, like pink pilling is one thing, like gay shit is other thing, but like being able to convince a formerly straight man to like become a gross tranny by paying him hundreds of thousands of dollars is like its own goon sesh.
[00:37:06]  So this guy is depraved.
[00:37:08]  And as he has made the joke, you will never find him.
[00:37:12]  Which, of course, people interpret as a challenge.
[00:37:15]  Tin Muses is this guy, probably.
[00:37:18]  There's been some discussion, which I'll get into, but his email address, 10Muses at Gmail, was made public by him in various discussions with Finster.
[00:37:31]  And he had made single donations of over $30,000 that you can see here.
[00:37:37]  His email checked out as 10Muses at Gmail.
[00:37:39]  That leaked into different data dumps.
[00:37:45]  Like when there were hacks, his information got leaked out.
[00:37:47]  So you can see that his password matched other accounts with similar GOIPs.
[00:37:56]  Certain phrases like 432 came into play.
[00:38:01]  It got located to Midland, Texas.
[00:38:03]  The 10 Muses thing also brought up a Goodrings account by a guy named Larry in Tyler, Texas.
[00:38:09]  Fast People Search had a record for Larry Edwards in Midland, Texas, which is the same area.
[00:38:17]  And there is a Midland Health that has the same Larry Edwards, who is a medical doctor.
[00:38:24]  He's not only a medical doctor, he's a senior investor and manager.
[00:38:29]  So he's involved in a lot of profit-driven industries.
[00:38:32]  He's a successful individual himself.
[00:38:34]  He has a medical doctorate who actively practices medicine.
[00:38:38]  So that would explain how he has hundreds of thousands of dollars to dump into pink-pilling Finster.
[00:38:44]  There was some discussion over, and this is just him explaining that he did an internship at the University of Nebraska, which briefly, there was some post that he had made where he was in Omaha at the time.
[00:39:00]  And his son is also like a she male.
[00:39:03]  He's like a 30-something year old tranny himself.
[00:39:06]  So there was a question of if it was the tranny son who was pink-pelling Finster using daddy's credit card or if it was Larry himself.
[00:39:14]  But most people are pretty sure that it's now daddy, which is very creepy because it's like, okay, he's into pink pilling young boys.
[00:39:22]  Like Finster is younger than his son, and his son's a homosexual shemale.
[00:39:27]  And he's into that and finds that sexy.
[00:39:30]  That's kind of creepy, if true, chat.
[00:39:32]  Isn't that a little bit creepy if that's the reality that he's living in?
[00:39:36]  I think that's a little bit creepy, chat.
[00:39:38]  Um, so uh, he offered wait actually, I thought three hundred thousand dollars was the amount that he has given Finster, so I really have no idea what the total amount of money that this guy has given Finster actually is.
[00:39:53]  $300,000 was his um, was his amount that he was willing to offer Finster for getting breast augmentations like silicon implants for at least a year.
[00:40:03]  Um, and Finster really deliberated on that and decided against it.
[00:40:08]  Um, and if he had accepted, it says here that would have been the greatest, largest private donation in Twitch history.
[00:40:14]  So, you think of those um Saudi Arabian oil uh princes or whatever, and that was less than that.
[00:40:22]  They're talking about it in his discord.
[00:40:23]  His discord mods are very good at like cleaning up any public discussion about things happening on the Kiwi farms, so there's not too much to dig through there.
[00:40:31]  Um, this is 10 Muses on R Fenster that was posted in 2022.
[00:40:35]  He says, Don't cancel Finster.
[00:40:36]  He doesn't know, he didn't know it was a trans icon.
[00:40:39]  He has a very real shark phobia.
[00:40:41]  His actions were completely understandable and excusable.
[00:40:44]  A good sugar daddy always protects his sugar baby.
[00:40:48]  Uh, this is Tim Muses replying to nice dress in R Finster, and this is Finster's legs in the fishnet saying, I think the dress is amazing, and the fishnets, woo.
[00:40:59]  This is a Fenster tribute saying, Give me a reason to love you.
[00:41:03]  And he replies, saying, Oh, you goddamn fucking bastard, Finn, plus that song, really?
[00:41:10]  Like, I needed it any worse than I already have it.
[00:41:13]  God damn it, he says, because he's so in love with Finster.
[00:41:16]  This is a married man with an adult child who's a she male, and he's like publicly salivating over this fucking guy.
[00:41:25]  Um, these are the chat logs, by the way, that explained his email address.
[00:41:28]  Uh, 10 talking to us, contest one paragraph of what you like about Finn, 500 character limit, give out email 10muses at gmail.com.
[00:41:35]  He'll choose the 10 winners and give 100 to each.
[00:41:37]  Finn knocks on the door and answer 10 posts, 10 muses.
[00:41:40]  I was first attracted to Finn because of her girl next door, feminine beauty.
[00:41:45]  But the more of her I experience, the more I realize she's so much more.
[00:41:50]  She is playful but extraordinarily hardworking, intelligent but self-deprecating, independent and entrepreneurial, talented and creative.
[00:42:00]  But most of all, she is sweet, well-intentioned, honest, and a decent person.
[00:42:05]  If you look closely, goodness shines from her face like some means.
[00:42:09]  Because of this, she'll always and undeniably, undeniably be lovely.
[00:42:14]  So, this guy's married, I'll reiterate that.
[00:42:16]  The other creepy fucking thing is that Finster is technically gender-fluid.
[00:42:23]  He doesn't identify as a woman.
[00:42:26]  And I know that that's all play pretend, but hear me out.
[00:42:29]  Humor me on this.
[00:42:30]  Finster's gender identity is not a woman.
[00:42:33]  So he doesn't use she/her pronouns.
[00:42:35]  He doesn't identify as a woman.
[00:42:38]  He identifies as like a non-binary type.
[00:42:42]  And he goes by he/hem pronouns formally.
[00:42:45]  So you would think that 10 muses, who has the utmost respect and love for Fenster, would know this and would address Finster by his preferred pronouns, right?
[00:42:58]  Following the logical sequence, that's what you would expect.
[00:43:01]  But he doesn't.
[00:43:02]  He chooses to use she/her to further feminize and drive home the point that Fenster should try and be as bimboed out as possible, which is creepy to me.
[00:43:14]  And I know that's like a weird thing to play pretend with the pronouns and shit, but I see the subtext, chat.
[00:43:21]  The symbolism.
[00:43:25]  That's it for Finn.
[00:43:26]  I just want to point out this guy.
[00:43:27]  This is still like an ongoing thing.
[00:43:29]  There's been mass deletions of like everything related to this guy.
[00:43:34]  It's getting cleared out.
[00:43:35]  There was some discussion, like I said, there's some discussion about his son.
[00:43:40]  But they're pretty sure that it's him now.
[00:43:43]  Speaking of homosexual females, this is I forgot his name.
[00:43:51]  I forgot his name.
[00:43:52]  Hold up.
[00:43:52]  I have it written down in my notes.
[00:43:55]  Sketch.
[00:43:56]  His name is Sketch.
[00:43:58]  And he decided that before his YouTube and Twitch took off, that he was going to make some money on the side by selling that pussy.
[00:44:07]  No sugar daddy needed.
[00:44:09]  He came up with this one all by himself.
[00:44:13]  What I really appreciate is how in his OnlyFans, he has like darker skin.
[00:44:16]  I can't tell if he's just like doing this in a dark room where his parents are asleep in the other room.
[00:44:21]  So he has the lights off.
[00:44:23]  But he put himself into like a wig and has like a filter on the eyelashes and shit.
[00:44:28]  But it's obviously him.
[00:44:30]  This is his Reddit account that they found.
[00:44:32]  His username was Jamie Mar HTX saying, 22 looking for a top near Springs.
[00:44:39]  This is an HTX Gabros.
[00:44:42]  Looking for tops near Spring for today or tonight.
[00:44:44]  Send dick pics in DM, please.
[00:44:46]  Cowboy.
[00:44:48]  Spring bottom looking for tops with big dicks.
[00:44:51]  Smiley face.
[00:44:53]  Just took the best BBC in our femboys.
[00:44:57]  Follow me on Twitter for the video.
[00:44:59]  Any tops looking in spring, any tops looking in spring.
[00:45:02]  This guy desperately wanted to get his butthole blown the fuck out and went to Reddit of all places to accomplish this.
[00:45:09]  So they found out that he had this account.
[00:45:13]  I guess some guy was just casually looking at like Femboy bussy pics on OnlyFans.
[00:45:17]  Like, wait a second.
[00:45:19]  That looks like that YouTuber that I like.
[00:45:22]  That's weird.
[00:45:23]  And then they looked into it.
[00:45:25]  And then apparently one of Sketch's friends named FaZe immediately leaked these DMs where Sketch says, you awake?
[00:45:32]  He says, yeah, sorry, bro.
[00:45:33]  I didn't mean to involve you all.
[00:45:34]  He says, bro, what do you mean?
[00:45:35]  You're our boy.
[00:45:36]  You didn't have to dip.
[00:45:37]  You always involve us in anything, bro.
[00:45:38]  You're good.
[00:45:39]  He says, I'm over by an airport.
[00:45:40]  I didn't know what to do.
[00:45:40]  I'm so sorry.
[00:45:41]  He says, come back here.
[00:45:42]  Good dude.
[00:45:43]  The boys pulled up to me and woke me up.
[00:45:45]  They wanted to make sure you were good.
[00:45:46]  You're good, bro.
[00:45:47]  Come back.
[00:45:47]  We're all here.
[00:45:47]  You're the homie.
[00:45:48]  He says, I'll come back.
[00:45:49]  I just need someone to talk to.
[00:45:50]  We're all posted.
[00:45:51]  Come back.
[00:45:51]  You need me to call you a car.
[00:45:52]  And he says, on the way.
[00:45:53]  So this guy reaches out to Sketch and is like, yo, there's a shit going on.
[00:45:58]  And we're your friends.
[00:46:00]  And, you know, no matter what, you don't have to dip from us.
[00:46:02]  We're not embarrassed to be friends with you.
[00:46:04]  You know, you need someone to talk to.
[00:46:06]  You can come talk to us.
[00:46:07]  And then they immediately leak it to Keemstar, the worst fucking person on the planet.
[00:46:12]  The most soulless, shekel-grubbing gnome freak ever.
[00:46:17]  Like a middle-aged fucking man who's just like the top of like the inquire for internet drama.
[00:46:24]  And they just immediately sell his ass out.
[00:46:26]  What fucking assholes.
[00:46:28]  That's so below.
[00:46:30]  What happened to bros before hose, man?
[00:46:32]  Damn.
[00:46:33]  FaZe bangs.
[00:46:35]  You get the ult, the audience you cultivate.
[00:46:38]  Yeah, you got fucking gnomed.
[00:46:40]  I don't know.
[00:46:41]  It's all like, I don't know.
[00:46:42]  What can I say?
[00:46:43]  You know, it looks kind of convincing, but who's going to really pull up the OnlyFans content and like start comparing freckles and shit on the ground and actually get into it.
[00:46:53]  So this is just going to be an unconfirmed rumor forever.
[00:46:56]  Oh, wait, he confirmed it.
[00:46:57]  Look at this.
[00:46:57]  Open an audit.
[00:46:58]  That was me.
[00:47:00]  That was me.
[00:47:01]  It's okay, though.
[00:47:03]  I will tell you what.
[00:47:04]  Okay.
[00:47:05]  Two years ago, I did some stuff.
[00:47:07]  I'm sorry if you've seen some of the stuff.
[00:47:11]  You know, I'm a changed person.
[00:47:16]  This is going worse than I thought it was.
[00:47:19]  So two years ago, I did not have sexual relations with that man.
[00:47:24]  I'm just kidding.
[00:47:25]  I did.
[00:47:26]  Possibly.
[00:47:29]  Catch out of bag.
[00:47:34]  It's okay.
[00:47:35]  Um, what else do I have to say?
[00:47:38]  I don't know.
[00:47:39]  Thank you to all my people that have been sticking up for me.
[00:47:42]  I understand if you're bad.
[00:47:45]  Shit hit the fan.
[00:47:46]  Okay, I was dealing with some addiction problems.
[00:47:50]  A couple of them.
[00:47:51]  Gooning.
[00:47:52]  This guy's a goon king.
[00:47:55]  But his basically, I don't know.
[00:47:59]  It's the weirdest damage control thing that I've ever seen.
[00:48:03]  This guy is supposedly worth a lot of money.
[00:48:05]  He has like half a million subs on YouTube, 100,000 on Twitch.
[00:48:08]  He makes good money.
[00:48:10]  And he apparently lives in like a one-bedroom flat with no decorations on the wall.
[00:48:15]  I hope this is a hotel because like, what the fuck are you doing with your money if this is where you live?
[00:48:21]  And he has the worst setup ever.
[00:48:22]  I'm assuming that this has to be like a hotel because I think he's traveling based off the prior text messages.
[00:48:27]  He comes out and he says, yeah.
[00:48:30]  So I'm a gay boy.
[00:48:32]  I got fucked in the ass by black men.
[00:48:35]  But then he goes on to say, it was two years ago and I was having addiction problems and I've changed.
[00:48:41]  Like that's weird.
[00:48:42]  You know what I mean?
[00:48:43]  Like if you I don't know if he's gonna get fucked in the ass.
[00:48:48]  Go for it, brother.
[00:48:49]  Oh, he lives in a streamer house that's undecorated with other Twitch streamers.
[00:48:53]  Oh, that's gotta be awkward.
[00:48:54]  You don't want to share a bunk with Sketch now.
[00:48:57]  He might actually power bottom you.
[00:49:00]  He might climb on top without your consent.
[00:49:02]  Like, hey, buddy.
[00:49:03]  He looked at a super late.
[00:49:04]  He's got like a super bad autism accent.
[00:49:07]  And he has no, and you can tell.
[00:49:08]  He kind of sounds like that.
[00:49:10]  There's like a meme guy.
[00:49:11]  He's like a guy with Down syndrome.
[00:49:13]  And he's super gay.
[00:49:14]  And it's just like these weird videos of a Down syndrome guy.
[00:49:17]  Like, yeah, I sucked.
[00:49:20]  I paid the guy's dick.
[00:49:22]  Law calm all over my face.
[00:49:24]  I'm so grow.
[00:49:26]  I sucked a man's dick for pizza.
[00:49:28]  It sounds kind of like that.
[00:49:30]  It kind of looks like that, too.
[00:49:31]  He kind of has like that fetal alcohol in him face.
[00:49:34]  I don't know.
[00:49:34]  Fucking gay.
[00:49:36]  But that's exactly what they want on Twitter or Twitch.
[00:49:40]  So I don't know.
[00:49:41]  There's not like repercussions for this.
[00:49:43]  I mean, Finster is like the exact same fucking thing, except he's open about it.
[00:49:49]  So really, you could have just made, you could have made more money if you're smarter about it.

=== Spurious Allegation YouTube Motion (15:54) ===

[00:49:55]  Oh, well.
[00:49:56]  Just thought I would point that out since it's the current topic.
[00:50:00]  And don't have that much training shit, so we're good to go.
[00:50:04]  I've never heard of this fool before.
[00:50:06]  Oh, he's also a Minecraft YouTuber.
[00:50:08]  Oh, how did I forget that?
[00:50:09]  He's a fucking Minecraft YouTuber.
[00:50:11]  I went to go see his videos to see like what his reaction was to this.
[00:50:14]  And it was all Minecraft shit.
[00:50:16]  So this is another like young Twitch streamer, famous on YouTube, famous on Twitch for being a Minecraft YouTuber, which is an audience of like, what, 8 to 13 in terms of demographics.
[00:50:28]  And he also moonlights as a femboy and gets fucked in the ass by black men.
[00:50:33]  Bro, I'm telling you, this is like deliberate.
[00:50:35]  You can't tell me that it's not deliberate.
[00:50:37]  They're trying to expose like super young boys to the concept of cross-dressing and getting fucked in the ass.
[00:50:44]  Younger, the better.
[00:50:45]  Put them in front of them on platforms that parents think are safe, like YouTube and Twitch, and let them find content creators like this guy.
[00:50:54]  And then let them have a little less exposure to the idea of dressing and dragging and fucked in the ass by black men.
[00:51:01]  It's totally what they're doing.
[00:51:02]  It's like not even obvious.
[00:51:04]  Cool.
[00:51:05]  Do some updates on some LOL COWSs.
[00:51:11]  I think I forgot to talk about this on last stream, but Russell Greer is facing eviction.
[00:51:17]  And because of the litigation, I'm going to keep this nice and brief.
[00:51:22]  He actually, let me pull up the filing.
[00:51:25]  He's uh, he's formally evicted, he's already moved apartments, and he left this bizarre.
[00:51:34]  Um, I'm gonna recap, I'm gonna recap this unless, uh, just in case I didn't recover it or talk about it yesterday.
[00:51:41]  Um, Russell Greer is suing me for contributory copyright infringement, and because of no fault of our own, and because of his own filings and the way that he files and the way that he behaves in court, this has proceeded not at all in the last like three fucking years.
[00:51:56]  Um, and he refuses to take any actual steps to continue the litigation and uh instead just files fucking nonsense.
[00:52:10]  Okay, this is actually it.
[00:52:11]  I don't know if I talked about it.
[00:52:12]  I'm gonna talk about it again in case I missed it.
[00:52:15]  Where's the document at?
[00:52:16]  Give me a second.
[00:52:17]  I think it's in the other thread.
[00:52:18]  I don't know why he didn't screen cap the fucking pictures and post them in the thread because that would be easy.
[00:52:23]  Let's see.
[00:52:25]  Sorry, I'm going off on a diversion because I forgot where I had last spoke about this.
[00:52:29]  I'll just recap real quick as I try to find it.
[00:52:32]  Um, Russell Greer is a guy, he's got like a face problem.
[00:52:36]  Um, he blames absolutely everything when people like being discriminating against him because of his Mobia syndrome instead of like his behavior-literally everything.
[00:52:47]  And more recently, every single thing ever has been our fault, the Kiwi Farms directly.
[00:52:51]  And he has tried desperately to make this a um a copyright issue.
[00:52:58]  He's tried to allege a bunch of stuff in civil court, but the only thing that survived because of an absolutely insane decision by the um 11th appellate court put one claim back into play, and that was the claim that um there was contributory copyright infringement on the case.
[00:53:15]  However, because he's representing himself now, because he can't afford representation, um, the case has proceeded at a grueling rate.
[00:53:24]  And it's like we just want to shit our get off the pile, we want it to be done with, and everything that he does like stymies our ability to actually finish the case.
[00:53:35]  Um, but he does manage to file shit like this, which I just pulled up.
[00:53:39]  Okay, so this is Russell Greer versus Joshua Moon, United States District Court of District of Utah.
[00:53:45]  Um, this was filed by Hardin in Utah because he filed this in Florida, which we aren't in anymore.
[00:53:52]  And I'll just read the actual uh, it's two pages.
[00:53:56]  Um, oh, this is the wrong one.
[00:53:59]  This is the one, this is uh Hardin's motion.
[00:54:02]  Sorry, okay, this is what Rear filed.
[00:54:06]  There is no name to this, this is just literally just him complaining to the courtroom that his life is unfair and he nebulously blames us.
[00:54:14]  Uh, so there is no actual name for whatever the fuck this is.
[00:54:17]  Plaintiff Russell Greer now comes and says he has not received any mail from the court or from opposing counsel.
[00:54:22]  He has no access to the docket sheet and is essentially blind as to what is going on in the case.
[00:54:26]  This is not true.
[00:54:27]  Hardin files or sends every single thing to him possible by email, which he chooses not to respond to.
[00:54:34]  He chooses to make this as arduous as possible.
[00:54:37]  Plaintiff has lost income and is being evicted from his apartment and cannot find new income, really due in part to Kiwi Farms and the trashing plaintiff's overall image and his copyrights.
[00:54:50]  As plaintiff said in his complaint, the fiction has become fact.
[00:54:54]  I have no idea what the fuck any of this means, except for the fact that he's blaming us for him not having a job and not being able to pay his bills.
[00:55:03]  Because he has lost income, he has lost access to the mailing box and address on record.
[00:55:07]  So he has been filing this entire lawsuit from a non-existent address.
[00:55:15]  He has a virtual office on something called Twain Street in Las Vegas.
[00:55:20]  There is a Twain Street that runs east and west.
[00:55:25]  Greer has filed every single motion, has emailed Hardin repeatedly and asserted that his address is South Twain.
[00:55:34]  There is no such thing as South Twain.
[00:55:38]  This has been explained to him in language that a child can understand.
[00:55:43]  The address does not fucking exist.
[00:55:46]  If you put it into Google Maps, it will not go anywhere.
[00:55:49]  So if we send you anything, you will not fucking get it because it's the wrong fucking address.
[00:55:56]  And he never once corrected this ever, which is in its face.
[00:56:01]  That's one of those like small, stupid, petty things that can actually terminate a case because at some point it's just like professionally unacceptable.
[00:56:10]  But he's lost his mailing box because guess what?
[00:56:12]  He's not paying the bills for that either.
[00:56:14]  He continues and says, Plaintiff is going to be homeless now, to the delight of Joshua Moon and his users.
[00:56:21]  Joshua at one point had a kill count where he would tally that which Kiwi target commits suicide.
[00:56:28]  This is not true.
[00:56:30]  This is what's called a spurious allegation.
[00:56:32]  It's not substantiated in reality.
[00:56:35]  There has never been a kill count on the Kiwi farms.
[00:56:39]  Whether or not I am delighted to hear that Russell Greer is continuing his litigation from the streets of Las Vegas is purely speculative.
[00:56:46]  I will not comment.
[00:56:48]  As far as the users of the Kiwi farms, that is also purely speculative.
[00:56:52]  I'm assuming that many of them are sad and remiss and lost over this.
[00:56:56]  Plaintiff does not think he will kill himself apropos of fucking nothing.
[00:56:59]  I guess in relation to this, he's basically suicide baiting the court.
[00:57:04]  Like, you got to give me my contributory copyright infringement case because I'm going to kill myself if I don't.
[00:57:10]  Just kidding, haha.
[00:57:11]  Please don't commit me.
[00:57:12]  I really don't know.
[00:57:13]  I've never seen suicide baiting in a court document before.
[00:57:16]  So this is the first, I guess we could call this motion motion that I will not kill myself.
[00:57:24]  But essentially, he's lost everything.
[00:57:26]  A fact that Andrew Grimm and the Digital Justice Foundation, which was the extremely, extremely nice media rights scalping group that files in defense of plaintiffs pursuing copyright litigation across the country to try and score wins in the appellate courts, which is what they exactly fucking did.
[00:57:46]  A proper nonprofit pro bono representation for Russell Greer, which got him his case.
[00:57:51]  So it's trotted along for another fucking year.
[00:57:54]  But despite the fact that they saved his ass and saved his case, he slanders them and says Andrew Grimm, the Digital Justice Foundation, impulsively didn't want to understand why.
[00:58:05]  And so they stopped representing him.
[00:58:07]  They missed, sorry, if it's written, it is a liable.
[00:58:14]  They mistook plaintiff's hardship as plaintiff gipping his formal counsel when he wasn't.
[00:58:19]  So they asked him to pay.
[00:58:20]  They're like a serious law firm from California that does dirty work for all the media rights groups.
[00:58:27]  So when he said, I want your big dick California law firm to represent me in this stupid ass fucking case I filed, they said, okay, well, we already got what we wanted from you, so we don't want to represent you for free anymore.
[00:58:38]  You have to pay us.
[00:58:39]  And we're from California, so our rate is $1,000 an hour.
[00:58:43]  And we're estimating that this will cost half of a quarter of a million dollars.
[00:58:48]  And he said, okay, I will give you $350.
[00:58:53]  You know, they're like, no, we're not interested.
[00:58:55]  So he's complaining that they didn't.
[00:58:57]  He's complaining that a extravagantly wealthy law firm from California did not enslave themselves to him and his every whim.
[00:59:09]  That is literally what he's saying here.
[00:59:11]  This is this paragraph and his complaint violates the 13th Amendment.
[00:59:16]  Unfortunately, lawyers are not slaves.
[00:59:18]  We can change this.
[00:59:18]  I would support changing this to make them slaves.
[00:59:23]  That's what's so frustrating with the Utah court was the court wrongly assumed plaintiff wasn't participating when in reality his personal life is crumbling.
[00:59:31]  So they wrongly assumed he wasn't participating because he's not participating.
[00:59:36]  But at least he has an excuse.
[00:59:38]  His personal life is crumbling.
[00:59:40]  So therefore his non-participation is actually not non-participation.
[00:59:43]  It's non-participation with an excuse.
[00:59:46]  It's completely different.
[00:59:48]  The other week, plaintiff received notice that Kiwi Farms, so now Kiwi Farms is an improper noun.
[00:59:53]  So a Kiwi Farms, this could be a Kiwi Farms user from the Kiwi Farms on KiwiFarms.st.
[00:59:58]  Or this could be a Kiwi Farms user from a winery in New Zealand that makes Kiwi wine.
[01:00:07]  It's unclear.
[01:00:08]  The other week, plaintiff received notice that Kiwi Farms user was using Greer's likeness and had created a YouTube channel in Greer's name and is uploading Greer's songs.
[01:00:16]  When Greer reported the account to YouTube, the individual created an email pretending to be Greer and contacted him.
[01:00:22]  So this is a complaint in this motion that I won't kill myself, where he's saying that some guy who may be a Kiwi Farms user, but some fucking guy who's not fucking me created a channel on YouTube, which is not my fucking website, and uploaded stuff that he thinks is offensive or violates his copyright.
[01:00:46]  So some guy somewhere did something to upset Russell Greer, and it is therefore implicitly my fault.
[01:00:55]  Thanks.
[01:00:56]  This is unfair, he says.
[01:00:59]  Wow, imagine if people blamed you for shit you didn't fucking do on sites you don't fucking run.
[01:01:04]  That would be really unfair and unjust.
[01:01:08]  There is no way this is fair use.
[01:01:10]  This has ruined plaintiff's life.
[01:01:15]  In all caps.
[01:01:16]  Greer is exhausted because Kiwi Farms, one of them at least, and Joshua Moon want plaintiff dead.
[01:01:24]  This is clearly the case because if they didn't, they would respect him and stop the madness.
[01:01:29]  So motion, in the motion that I won't kill myself, he says, by the way, I'm totally going to fucking kill myself unless you do what I say.
[01:01:36]  Hint, hint, nudge, nudge.
[01:01:38]  That would be extortion if it was written explicitly.
[01:01:41]  Plaintiff would ask somehow that the court understands this and allows for electronic filing notices.
[01:01:46]  For the time being, the court can list plaintiff's address as, and then there is a commercial mailing address.
[01:01:53]  So that is the latest of the Russell Greer filing.
[01:01:56]  He is even now, South Twain Avenue.
[01:02:00]  So in his file where he's in his motion that I won't kill myself, where he's saying that he doesn't have access to his mailing box, he lists the South Twain Avenue address as the word to contact him.
[01:02:14]  Bro, come the fuck on.
[01:02:17]  Just like unreal.
[01:02:19]  There's no way that he's not doing this on purpose.
[01:02:22]  Like there's no way that anybody is that incompetent.
[01:02:25]  That they're just that they're filing from an address for mailing purposes that they admit and the fucking filing doesn't exist anymore and is not available to him.
[01:02:36]  Just baffling.
[01:02:38]  He also can't pay his bills, which is now he's being evicted for it.
[01:02:42]  I think he's been formally evicted for it.
[01:02:44]  I don't know.
[01:02:44]  Is this the what is this?
[01:02:49]  What's the word he used?
[01:02:51]  To the delight.
[01:02:52]  Is this a delight here?
[01:02:53]  I think this guy might be delighted.
[01:02:56]  I'm going to dislike this.
[01:02:57]  I'm going to show my disapproval for his want and disregard for plaintiff's feelings.
[01:03:05]  Unbelievable.
[01:03:06]  I expect better of my community, to be real with you.
[01:03:09]  All right, that's the Russell Greer fucking bullshit.
[01:03:13]  We have a brief update from someone who really matters.
[01:03:16]  Patrick Sean Tomlinson.
[01:03:20]  Patrick Tomlinson says at 8:10 a.m.
[01:03:27]  Our stalkers trick a local chapter of the Salvation Army into stealing our patio furniture and grill with a fraudulent online donation submission impersonating us.
[01:03:38]  The attempt was intercepted and property returned.
[01:03:42]  So this is like the third time that this patio furniture has been endangered.
[01:03:49]  Just put up a sign, bro.
[01:03:52]  Just put up a sign.
[01:03:54]  Don't deliver here.
[01:03:55]  Don't take our fucking patio furniture.
[01:03:57]  We're internet famous for being retarded.
[01:04:00]  Just put up a sign.
[01:04:02]  Why do you have to be so dumb?
[01:04:04]  He gets such a jollies off being a victim.
[01:04:08]  Oh no, the Salvation Army came to pick up our patio furniture.
[01:04:12]  Oh, yay!
[01:04:15]  We're being cyberbullied to death again by stalker troll terrorists.
[01:04:20]  How could this happen?
[01:04:22]  Oh, and then this.
[01:04:23]  He's trying to find tenants for his property.
[01:04:27]  So he has a duplex, and one half of his duplex he's been using as an Airbnb.
[01:04:32]  But he's, I guess he's trying to get off Airbnb.
[01:04:36]  When people found out about Airbnb, they trolled him a little bit on like the ONA people did.
[01:04:43]  But I think he's stopping doing the Airbnb, and I don't know why.
[01:04:46]  My theory is that he's not doing the Airbnb anymore because he's afraid of pests like coming to his house and fucking with him from the other side of the duplex.
[01:04:58]  And oh, Airbnb changed their policy.
[01:05:04]  It used to be that you could put indoor cameras in any common areas like living rooms and shit.
[01:05:11]  However, they changed that policy.
[01:05:13]  So now no cameras indoors are facing the indoors, maybe on the property at all.
[01:05:20]  And I think that not being able to run the cameras in the living room has like spooked him.
[01:05:26]  So now he's just going to try and find a long-term tenant that will endure being swatted and having their patio furniture stolen every day by different goodwill type organizations.
[01:05:39]  So that's interesting.
[01:05:42]  That's Patrick Tomlinson.
[01:05:44]  I am fucking dying, by the way.
[01:05:46]  I swear to God, I think it's like 40 degrees outside.

=== Darkseide Phil Joystick Lag (15:08) ===

[01:05:49]  I don't know.
[01:05:50]  It's so fucking hot.
[01:05:53]  Oh, okay.
[01:05:54]  So this is Jack Scalfani.
[01:05:56]  Jack Scalfani went on a psychotic rant about Joe Biden and threatened to kill him and shit.
[01:06:02]  So the Secret Service showed up to his house.
[01:06:05]  Carolyn Flanders, who is his mother-in-law, says, please explain why Secret Service came to my son-in-law's home when someone stated he was going to kill Biden.
[01:06:14]  Of course, they discovered him in a wheelchair and was a little embarrassed.
[01:06:18]  Why is it that this guy has not been arrested for threatening or threaten Donald J. Trump?
[01:06:24]  That's why they're resorting to the most desperate measure to stop this from happening.
[01:06:27]  Yes, a call has come from a member of the media for President Joe Biden to have Trump murdered.
[01:06:33]  And there's a quote from The Express.
[01:06:35]  David Aronovich, who represents Radio 4's breathing room, took to Twitter/slash X shortly after 5 p.m. and said, if I was Biden, I would hurry up and have Trump murdered on the basis that he is a threat to America's security.
[01:06:49]  Hashtag SCODUS.
[01:06:50]  The hashtag suggests his wild opinion was sparked by the Today's Supreme Court ruling.
[01:06:54]  The former presidents have absolute immunity from prosecution for their official acts.
[01:06:59]  I guess I didn't read the second part.
[01:07:00]  I just found that funny.
[01:07:01]  I don't know.
[01:07:02]  Don't go on the internet and say you're going to kill the president.
[01:07:04]  That's generally a bad idea.
[01:07:05]  Even when Sigzam did that on the forum, he had Secret Service hunt him down.
[01:07:11]  You can't say that you're going to kill the president.
[01:07:12]  It's not bad juju.
[01:07:17]  They'll knock on your door.
[01:07:19]  Okay, I have a very special update.
[01:07:21]  I don't usually get to um to talk about DSP, but I get to talk about DSP today.
[01:07:28]  Because usually the issue with Darkseide Phil is that he's like, so um he's one of those people that you just have to be in like in the know with and rarely does anything happen with him where it's like, oh, that's really funny.
[01:07:41]  It's like a random person.
[01:07:43]  Um, this is pretty funny, actually.
[01:07:45]  This is darksell.
[01:07:46]  He has a $300, what they call a fight fighting stick.
[01:07:51]  It's a it's a special tournament quality import controller.
[01:07:56]  That's like an arcade joystick and buttons, just like on old fighting arcade cabinets.
[01:08:02]  And it's made with the best materials and it has the lowest latency for inputs and shit.
[01:08:07]  Has the fewest dropped inputs.
[01:08:09]  So this is what people use when they play the game seriously.
[01:08:12]  Darkseid Phil sprung for one, said he loved it when he first got it.
[01:08:17]  And then broke it.
[01:08:23]  That's the word I was looking for.
[01:08:26]  He broke it.
[01:08:27]  Let's be clear.
[01:08:27]  That's what happened.
[01:08:28]  Let's listen to him break some shit.
[01:08:30]  You ready?
[01:08:32]  So this sucks ass.
[01:08:34]  Why the fuck did they do it this way?
[01:08:37]  Besides, they're morons and they didn't test to see if another brand's joystick would fit inside the combo base.
[01:08:43]  Right.
[01:08:44]  I mean, why would they?
[01:08:46]  Why would they want other joysticks to fit inside their controller?
[01:08:51]  I mean, I don't know.
[01:08:52]  I don't know the absolute distinction here.
[01:08:55]  Appears that he's pulled out like a 36-tool Swiss Army knife and is just like gutting this controller live on stream.
[01:09:02]  This is his podcast, by the way.
[01:09:04]  He has like several different podcasts and shows.
[01:09:07]  I spoke to a guy.
[01:09:08]  I guess I could say this.
[01:09:10]  I spoke to the guy that did the documentary on Boogie and then the documentary on Darkseide Phil because he wanted to talk to me.
[01:09:19]  It's been so long now.
[01:09:20]  I think that documentary is dead.
[01:09:22]  But he wanted to talk to me because I'm someone who has a perspective of having been around Darkseide Phil antics for like a decade, but I have no interest in him.
[01:09:32]  And he wanted like a really neutral perspective on Darkseide Phil, which I guess is, and like the A-logs, which I guess is, I come closer to that than a lot of other people.
[01:09:42]  And we spoke for about like an hour or two about Darkseide Phil and the A-logs and stuff.
[01:09:47]  And his thing was, because he had met Phil in person and he had met his wife, Kat, in person, and they had hung out for a while.
[01:09:54]  And he said, I said something about Phil being lazy, and he made a point to immediately correct me and say, Darkseide Phil is not lazy.
[01:10:05]  Darkseide Phil puts in obscene amounts of work into his shit.
[01:10:10]  And he streams on this, like, he was like, when they were talking about scheduling, he would never reschedule a stream.
[01:10:15]  It was like, I have to stream that day.
[01:10:17]  I stream for eight hours or four hours here and four hours here.
[01:10:20]  I do my podcasts like that.
[01:10:22]  He did not allow me to call Phil lazy.
[01:10:25]  And it was just sort of like, I think his perspective was that, I'm not trying to paraphrase him here.
[01:10:29]  This is just my interpretation.
[01:10:31]  The Darkseid Phil is someone who puts in a lot of work, but in like the wrong direction.
[01:10:39]  It's like you have a car stuck in mud, kind of, where it's like the wheels are spinning, there's gas being burned, the engine's roaring, but you're not getting anywhere.
[01:10:48]  And I feel like that was his impression about Darkseide Phil's business strategy.
[01:10:54]  Because he does do a lot of shit.
[01:10:56]  He streams for like hours and hours and does podcasts and timestamps his own.
[01:11:01]  I don't even time stamp my own fucking podcast.
[01:11:03]  I let people in the archives leave comments to time my fucking videos.
[01:11:09]  Darkseid Phil does his own time stamps and everything.
[01:11:11]  So he's putting in the effort.
[01:11:13]  He's just not very good at it.
[01:11:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:11:15]  I can believe that.
[01:11:16]  Can I trust his interpretation on that?
[01:11:20]  Anyways, that's him fucking around in the background of this.
[01:11:23]  He starts yelling about the company.
[01:11:26]  Trust me, guys, if I had the money, I would get it right now.
[01:11:29]  If I had the money, I would literally buy another stick right now that's PC PS5 compatible.
[01:11:33]  But, you know, I'm not made of money.
[01:11:36]  I just don't have it.
[01:11:37]  Oh, because he's broke.
[01:11:39]  I guess I'll just say, no, actually, the other clip site for me.
[01:11:42]  I will let him say it's funny that way.
[01:11:44]  Oh, this button's already fucked up again.
[01:11:46]  It's already stuck.
[01:11:47]  Oh my God.
[01:11:48]  What a nightmare this is going to be.
[01:11:52]  My light kick's not going to work.
[01:11:54]  Nope.
[01:11:56]  Fuck these idiots.
[01:11:57]  Fuck Kanba.
[01:11:58]  You fucking pieces of shit.
[01:12:00]  You fucked me on your shitty ass $300 rip-off joystick where I can't put any stick I want in it because you designed it poorly because you're a bunch of fucking idiots.
[01:12:09]  You fucking losers.
[01:12:11]  You scam artists.
[01:12:13]  I can't believe you fucked me like this.
[01:12:15]  So I can't use this.
[01:12:16]  This joystick's fucked up now.
[01:12:18]  I love that line.
[01:12:19]  Like the sincerity and the anger.
[01:12:21]  Like the soft anger, not the yelling anger, just the you fucked me on this.
[01:12:26]  That's perfect.
[01:12:27]  That's a keynote, as they might say.
[01:12:30]  Now, this is his original view of it where he says he loves it.
[01:12:33]  He's like so excited for it.
[01:12:34]  The best joystick he's ever owned, etc.
[01:12:37]  So, thank you.
[01:12:38]  Rare tricks for the last super chat.
[01:12:40]  And I received $1 tips so far today.
[01:12:43]  Wow, this has been a great podcast.
[01:12:44]  Just everything's going my way today.
[01:12:47]  How could possibly things go any better for me today, right?
[01:12:52]  One dollar.
[01:12:54]  I think actually, if I go to his channel, let me just do this real quick, see if I can get away with this.
[01:13:00]  You know how things are with me.
[01:13:01]  Might always just break in my hand.
[01:13:03]  PSP Gaming Podcast.
[01:13:08]  And then the level one podcast.
[01:13:10]  Here we go.
[01:13:12]  We're processing this video.
[01:13:14]  It says.
[01:13:15]  That's okay.
[01:13:17]  So this is episode 377.
[01:13:19]  That's really crazy.
[01:13:21]  377.
[01:13:22]  He must do that like every day, I think.
[01:13:24]  And then he streams for an hour and a half of just this podcast.
[01:13:28]  So he streamed for an hour and a half.
[01:13:30]  So that is 90 minutes.
[01:13:33]  Real life Dumas here.
[01:13:35]  And Will.
[01:13:36]  90 minutes.
[01:13:37]  Divide 100 by 90, and you would get a little more than a penny.
[01:13:44]  This is how I used to think about things when I was in Whataburger.
[01:13:46]  If I, um, I made $9.50 an hour.
[01:13:55]  So if I looked at anything, I would be, I would be like measuring it in minutes.
[01:14:00]  Like, I knew exactly how many cents per minute I made.
[01:14:04]  So if I bought food, if I paid my car insurance or whatever, I'm just thinking, like, yeah, that's six hours.
[01:14:12]  That's 40 minutes.
[01:14:13]  That's 40 minutes of fries to buy that.
[01:14:16]  You gotta think about this in DSP hours.
[01:14:19]  He makes less than one penny a minute.
[01:14:25]  That's less than one penny a minute on some streams.
[01:14:30]  So when he has to pay all those taxes and all those grocery bills and all this shit he's got to pay for, he's measuring it at one penny a minute.
[01:14:39]  This is a $300 fighting stick.
[01:14:44]  That's 30,000 minutes.
[01:14:48]  That's 30,000 minutes of streaming.
[01:14:50]  I gotta do.
[01:14:52]  Is that right?
[01:14:53]  No.
[01:14:54]  No, it is right, right?
[01:14:55]  Yeah, 30,000 minutes.
[01:14:57]  30,000 minutes at $1 for 90 for an hour and a half.
[01:15:01]  That's rough.
[01:15:02]  And you can just tell by the way he talks.
[01:15:04]  He hates, he hates booting up that fucking webcam and talking about video games.
[01:15:08]  He hates this shit.
[01:15:14]  Oh, uh-oh.
[01:15:15]  Not good.
[01:15:16]  He dropped stuff.
[01:15:17]  Yep.
[01:15:18]  That's not good at all.
[01:15:19]  Can you get a standard combo?
[01:15:24]  He's been complaining about online lag and dropped inputs for like 16 fucking years now.
[01:15:32]  I want to say that the original DSP Rage videos on YouTube, if you go out and you find like DSP Rage Street Fighter, it's the same fucking shit.
[01:15:41]  It's him talking about online lag, online combos.
[01:15:46]  Oh my god, I'm getting nostalgia now.
[01:15:48]  Hold up.
[01:15:49]  DSP online.
[01:15:52]  Wait, it's like DSP gets gets oh, double perfect.
[01:15:57]  That's it.
[01:15:57]  It's the double perfect one.
[01:15:59]  Oh, this guy.
[01:16:00]  Oh, this is the video.
[01:16:01]  14 years ago.
[01:16:02]  Wow, what a great opponent I have for my final match of the night.
[01:16:05]  Wonder Waffle 407.
[01:16:08]  Sure, he's been looking forward to this with his Wonder Waffles.
[01:16:13]  Almost 12,000-point bison.
[01:16:15]  See how he does.
[01:16:21]  What the hell?
[01:16:28]  Fuck you.
[01:16:33]  Oh.
[01:16:36]  I forgot about this.
[01:16:38]  He's playing.
[01:16:39]  He's the guy in the blue.
[01:16:41]  The big guy, the brawny guy, is Darkseid Phil.
[01:16:46]  But the Bison guy is Wonder Waffle, the guy that's trolling him.
[01:16:49]  And this first round, he just like throws.
[01:16:52]  Like, he's playing really bad.
[01:16:56]  He's horrible.
[01:16:57]  Yeah, see?
[01:16:58]  Even Darkseid Phil is like, he's just letting me win.
[01:17:00]  He is terrible.
[01:17:03]  Absolutely awful.
[01:17:04]  I love it.
[01:17:06]  Absolutely awful.
[01:17:08]  Online.
[01:17:09]  Dude, he hasn't changed in 14 fucking years.
[01:17:12]  He says the exact same shit.
[01:17:14]  This is the great part.
[01:17:15]  Okay, so he loses that first round.
[01:17:17]  This is an ancient video.
[01:17:18]  Bye.
[01:17:24]  Can't do anything.
[01:17:25]  I was pressing buttons.
[01:17:27]  I was pressing buttons.
[01:17:28]  That's such a classic.
[01:17:30]  I'm pressing.
[01:17:31]  I was pressing buttons.
[01:17:33]  Is the look here listen for Darkseid Phil?
[01:17:39]  It's just like the ubiquitous A-log meme that they all come back to, even 14 fucking years later.
[01:17:44]  I was pressing buttons.
[01:17:46]  I was actually trying to throw, so I didn't get a tech and I didn't get a fucking throw.
[01:17:50]  I got nothing.
[01:17:52]  The entire round was because I couldn't fucking do any moves online.
[01:17:57]  Wow, dude.
[01:17:58]  He can get one legitimate hit.
[01:18:07]  Can't block.
[01:18:08]  Try to block.
[01:18:08]  He jumped back.
[01:18:09]  Look at this.
[01:18:10]  I can't do anything.
[01:18:12]  I'm not doing anything.
[01:18:13]  I'm just getting hit.
[01:18:15]  Okay.
[01:18:16]  I don't know anything about fighting games, but the way that he's complaining that he's getting countered despite not doing anything.
[01:18:25]  And I've had this explained to me from people that play fighting games.
[01:18:28]  He's very obviously trying to do basic attacks that are getting predicted and countered perfectly in this fight.
[01:18:35]  So when he's sitting there and he's saying, I'm not doing anything, why am I getting countered?
[01:18:39]  He's just lying out of his fucking ass.
[01:18:40]  Like he's actively trying to fight back against this guy and getting countered just like at like a mathematical level.
[01:18:47]  Oh my god.
[01:18:51]  I did absolutely nothing half that time and still got hit.
[01:18:54]  I was holding back the block.
[01:18:56]  He's jumping.
[01:18:57]  I try to fucking do nothing.
[01:18:58]  He does stuff.
[01:18:59]  Unbelievable.
[01:19:00]  Double perfect.
[01:19:02]  This is online play.
[01:19:03]  This is what you want to see.
[01:19:06]  This is amazing, the level of quality of this online play.
[01:19:08]  Now, it's funny how the first round I beat his ass, and all of a sudden, the second and third rounds, none of my moves happen or work.
[01:19:13]  No blocking, no special attack.
[01:19:15]  It doesn't even occur to one that the guy's just fucking with him the first.
[01:19:17]  I love it so much.
[01:19:19]  I love it so much.
[01:19:20]  And he hasn't changed.
[01:19:21]  He still complains about the exact same fucking shit.
[01:19:23]  That wasn't even close to being a normal podcast show.
[01:19:28]  We have pretty much no shout outs to do because no one contributed because I was messing around with the Joystick.
[01:19:33]  Please support the streams today.
[01:19:35]  This is my final consecutive streaming day of the week.
[01:19:38]  Yes, we are actually doing Elden Ring now.
[01:19:44]  That's what I'm playing today, not Street Fighter VI.
[01:19:50]  Angie.
[01:19:51]  You didn't give me enough money.
[01:19:52]  Let's get set up, everybody.
[01:19:56]  Now, guys, I know this was very weird.
[01:19:59]  All right.
[01:19:59]  Please support the stream.
[01:20:00]  Typically, I would have had a lot of more things to do to shout out there on the podcast, but because I was messing with the joystick, basically, we got next to no contributions.
[01:20:07]  That sucks.
[01:20:08]  It's not always good to get a good head start.
[01:20:11]  Please support the stream today.
[01:20:12]  You know the deal.
[01:20:13]  I try to raise 50 bucks in tips every stream.
[01:20:15]  Anything above that is greatly appreciated.
[01:20:18]  Super chats, memberships, gifted memberships, tips, all great.
[01:20:21]  Anything to contribute for my final day of the week is great.
[01:20:26]  So basically.
[01:20:28]  I mean, $50 for 90 minutes.
[01:20:34]  How much is that?
[01:20:36]  It's like $30 an hour, thereabout.
[01:20:40]  $45.
[01:20:41]  $45.
[01:20:42]  Now he divided by the.
[01:20:44]  No, it's not even.
[01:20:44]  It's $30.
[01:20:45]  Close to $30.
[01:20:46]  Sorry.
[01:20:47]  The heat is frying my brain like an egg.
[01:20:50]  Not that much.
[01:20:50]  Especially not where he lives in Seattle.
[01:20:52]  It's probably median for the U.S.
[01:20:55]  I don't know, man.
[01:20:56]  It doesn't seem worth it.

=== Baby Voice Flamenco Singing (15:27) ===

[01:20:57]  He really just seems to hate video games and playing video games.
[01:21:01]  I know.
[01:21:02]  Like, if I hated running the forum and doing the podcast, I just fucking wouldn't do it.
[01:21:05]  I can't imagine, like, especially for that amount of money.
[01:21:09]  You know, it's like, I guess the convenience is that you get to stay inside your house, but how much money is it worth it to deal with someone to do a job?
[01:21:18]  Especially a job that doesn't progress you.
[01:21:20]  You know what I mean?
[01:21:21]  Like, there are some jobs where there's like career opportunities, and people, especially like people like in middle management, they have like this grind set where it's like, if I do 10 years or whatever, eventually I can go up.
[01:21:32]  Or at 20, I can retire with my pension or whatever.
[01:21:37]  With his game shit, it's like he has nowhere to go.
[01:21:40]  Like, he's already peaked.
[01:21:41]  He'll never be that good again.
[01:21:43]  He hates his job.
[01:21:44]  He hates his fans.
[01:21:45]  He's already known as the biggest fucking asshole ever.
[01:21:50]  Like, his lucky break ain't coming.
[01:21:52]  So it's a little bit crazy that he sticks through with it.
[01:21:56]  I guess it's like all he knows at this point.
[01:21:58]  He doesn't want to go back to it.
[01:21:59]  I feel like maybe he thinks that people, if he quits, then like people will win.
[01:22:07]  You know what I mean?
[01:22:07]  Like the A-logs win.
[01:22:09]  So he just likes, even though he hates it, he stays through with it.
[01:22:15]  All right.
[01:22:19]  I am going to torture myself for you guys, actually.
[01:22:23]  Let me find this real quick.
[01:22:24]  The Ralph update is that he's had a little bit more spat with people of VTuber.
[01:22:31]  People of anime avatar.
[01:22:33]  Let's see if we can find it.
[01:22:34]  Okay, great.
[01:22:36]  Okay, so Ralph says, Ralph's tweet about Gura Clip has gained a little bit of traction with the VTuber people.
[01:22:41]  It has like 100 plus replies right now.
[01:22:43]  Instant guaranteed fucking replies, no matter what he says about VTubers.
[01:22:46]  He says, in reply to Gar Gora sings, take me out to the ball game.
[01:22:53]  So this apparently the shark Lollycon showed up on the big screen at one of these baseball games.
[01:23:03]  And Ralph says, a disgrace to our national pastime.
[01:23:05]  Imagine coming home from WW2 to enjoy a ball game only to be told that this is what it would turn into.
[01:23:11]  I mean, I don't know.
[01:23:14]  That doesn't ring to me.
[01:23:16]  You know what I mean?
[01:23:19]  I think it would only be funnier.
[01:23:22]  Like, because it's the way it's framed.
[01:23:23]  I'm just thinking, like, okay, guy Eastern or in European theater shooting at them Nazis, to come home to enjoy the the um, the ball game.
[01:23:32]  And then there's like a a, a 20 foot long movie theater screen playing like a cartoon character singing, sing, take me out to the ball game.
[01:23:43]  I'm just thinking they'd be like, oh, that's a weird cartoon, that's a wonderful high definition television for the 1950s.
[01:23:50]  But whatever, I'm here, I got my cracker jacks, I got my hot dog, I'm ready to enjoy my game.
[01:23:56]  I don't think that would.
[01:23:57]  That would freak them out as much as like the, the black people that sing the national anthem like like, in a really shitty way.
[01:24:04]  That's probably worse, unless it's, um, unless it's from the Pacific theater, and if it's like a Japanese girl singing, take me out to the ball game on the screen they're probably like what the fuck I was?
[01:24:13]  I just got back from Iwo Jima.
[01:24:15]  I took a flamethrower and roasted me a hundred one, a hundred of them fucking yellow skinned gooks.
[01:24:21]  Now I come back to eat my cracker jacks and hot dog and you got some fucking nip bitch up there on the screen sanging, sang in her, her disgusting Nippon ways.
[01:24:33]  Fuck that.
[01:24:34]  That would make sense if he, but he didn't say that.
[01:24:36]  So usually when you say World War II you your, your mind goes to the European Theater, I think, unless you're Chinese.
[01:24:43]  Uh, so Kiri Ringy's vtuber and fan cringe slash drama seed emoji at a verified says this will never be your problem, since you can't put your hooves on U.s soil without getting arrested.
[01:24:59]  And he says, I just did two weeks ago.
[01:25:00]  That is an actual, true Ralph W, because that's correct.
[01:25:04]  Uh, trigger point says tbd, total vtuber domination.
[01:25:11]  This guy is obsessed with sucking vtuber cock, that's.
[01:25:14]  Uh, he had another point, another name, before Flamenco comes out.
[01:25:18]  Oh, my god, I always think that Flamenco like left the internet, like after like the coffee stuff and all the Lollycon shit.
[01:25:25]  I forget that.
[01:25:26]  He's like still around and trying to do shit.
[01:25:28]  Uh Flamenco, says the dodges then proceeded to come back from behind and win the game, much to the chagrin of the man Pig Hybrid currently hiding out in Mexico to avoid his legal issues.
[01:25:39]  Okay, what does Ralph say to this?
[01:25:41]  You're a pedophile Flamenco.
[01:25:42]  Okay okay, I sure i'm imagining the, the um, the ink dots from fallout New Vegas.
[01:25:51]  Uh, how do you feel about this question?
[01:25:53]  I charge into my problems head on, like yeah that's, that's about right.
[01:25:58]  Your baseball analysis doesn't hold much stock with me.
[01:26:01]  You're probably more concerned with little league.
[01:26:02]  Anyways, that's actually funny.
[01:26:08]  That's funny.
[01:26:09]  He kept it on point with the baseball terminology chat.
[01:26:13]  I appreciate that.
[01:26:14]  I appreciate the extended metaphor.
[01:26:17]  Uh, Flamenco says, how do you figure rough?
[01:26:20]  He says, how do I figure your pedo?
[01:26:22]  You're welcome to on the.
[01:26:23]  Oh, of course you're welcome to talk about this on the KEEL stream, to relitigate it if you wish.
[01:26:29]  It's pretty well accepted that you are.
[01:26:30]  Many people are saying that.
[01:26:32]  Uh, Flamenco says no, asking your reasoning, and then Yeah, invites him on.
[01:26:37]  So he got distracted by trying to get Flamenco on show so he can roast him for for free content and stop being funny.
[01:26:44]  Okay, let's listen to this.
[01:26:46]  Let's see how long it can stand.
[01:26:47]  Chat you ready?
[01:26:51]  Oh god, i'm already Ooh, thousands of people.
[01:26:58]  Imagine the audacity of like this performer being like, Yeah, they're gonna show me singing this song to like thousands of people in like a live stadium like normies who just want to watch baseball.
[01:27:15]  oh my god she's she's doing the baby voice she's not even singing like in a normal voice she's still doing the baby voice Oh my god, dude, the audience is booing!
[01:27:33]  Oh, oh no!
[01:27:36]  Anime bros!
[01:27:38]  Why are they booing?
[01:27:40]  I thought you came back.
[01:27:47]  Oh, they're singing along.
[01:27:48]  Okay, the booze, the animes, and the crowd are turning it around.
[01:27:52]  they're getting they're singing along dude they're the older people in this audience must be fucking bewildered by this Oh no, there's another verse!
[01:28:22]  Dude, there's people laughing.
[01:28:23]  Oh my god, oh my god, bros.
[01:28:27]  You know, like you know, the cringe is out with the crowd.
[01:28:40]  Peanuts and Quack-a-Jack. Quack-a-Jack.
[01:28:44]  Can you not fucking sing right?
[01:28:46]  Did someone beat you upside the head with a fucking baseball bat?
[01:28:49]  Why do you sing like that?
[01:28:50]  Cracker Jacks, cracker jacks, not quack-a-dacks.
[01:28:54]  You got dick that thing.
[01:28:56]  Ethan, quack deck, dick that thing.
[01:28:58]  I don't care if I never get back the way you're for the dodgers.
[01:29:06]  They don't think it's a shame.
[01:29:09]  Four is one, two, three strikes around at the old ball game.
[01:29:18]  She, at the end, the old ball game.
[01:29:23]  You're supposed to raise your voice.
[01:29:24]  It's supposed to go, it's supposed to be louder as you sing it, but like you can't do that.
[01:29:28]  You can't do the baby voice.
[01:29:31]  Wild ball game.
[01:29:34]  You have to like restrain it.
[01:29:35]  I'm going to replay that because it's really cringe.
[01:29:39]  She can't, she can't raise her voice and maintain the baby voice at the same time because it's like a cringe baby voice.
[01:29:46]  She has to like, like, it's really restrained and embarrassing.
[01:29:57]  They follow it up with the Rough Rider anthem from TMX.
[01:30:06]  Okay, sorry, the T-levels of our team, the Dodgers are dropping.
[01:30:09]  Can we get the Rough Rider?
[01:30:11]  Can we get some DMX on the fucking field?
[01:30:13]  We need some DMX before these guys are like the balls shrivel up and fall off them.
[01:30:21]  Oh my god.
[01:30:24]  Okay.
[01:30:25]  That's enough of this.
[01:30:27]  Lucas Gage, who I did not talk about ever before last stream, but last stream I made a remark about how the P okay, so this guy got doxxed and the Jewish Zionists that run our country that occupy our government that terrorize us night and day in our CIA prisons were sending him Domino's pizza to his chagrin talking and he was talking about how he was fighting the Jews.
[01:30:56]  He was broadcasting his being swatted and shit on Twitter.
[01:31:00]  People were telling him it was a bad idea, but he was explaining that he was fighting the Zionist occupied government.
[01:31:05]  There's a very funny toy jack.
[01:31:08]  He has been suspended, proving once and for all that the Jews do run our society.
[01:31:15]  Sam Parker.
[01:31:17]  X notify Lucas that he'll be suspended for six months for inciting violence.
[01:31:22]  Then this guy complains that this is not fair.
[01:31:25]  There's a video of him crying actually, and I want to find that.
[01:31:29]  Fucking Jews, man.
[01:31:31]  RT from Mutuals.
[01:31:33]  Listen, if Jews ran X, my boy, the Ethan Ralph A-Log.
[01:31:40]  Oh my God, I forgot his name.
[01:31:41]  How embarrassing.
[01:31:43]  Hold up.
[01:31:44]  I forgot his name.
[01:31:45]  I can't pull up X on screen.
[01:31:48]  I can't access my DMs anymore.
[01:31:51]  Who's the Jewish guy that trolls the fuck out of Ralph?
[01:31:53]  He sent me Gabe.
[01:31:55]  That's right.
[01:31:55]  Gabe Hoffman.
[01:31:57]  My boy would get me on ban, obviously, but unfortunately.
[01:32:01]  Okay, I want to see him cry.
[01:32:03]  Look at that.
[01:32:04]  I know, man.
[01:32:05]  It's like I need to make a ban from X therapy group like in Fight Club.
[01:32:09]  Like, we're still men.
[01:32:11]  Men with what we are.
[01:32:13]  And then we can.
[01:32:16]  Oh, it was Remaining Men Together is the testicular cancer group from Fight Club.
[01:32:20]  That's exactly what it'll be like.
[01:32:21]  Six months of spent in.
[01:32:23]  Oh, no.
[01:32:23]  Well, I was just crying.
[01:32:25]  He says I got a six month suspension.
[01:32:28]  Dude, this guy looks like a fucking mutt.
[01:32:31]  This guy looks like a, like, have you ever like a like?
[01:32:36]  Oh, he even has like military uniforms on the back, like framed.
[01:32:39]  Is he ex-military?
[01:32:40]  He's like the personification of like the military mutt.
[01:32:46]  Right?
[01:32:48]  Six month suspension.
[01:32:50]  Now I can't complain about the Jews on Twitter.
[01:32:52]  For what?
[01:32:53]  Only they.
[01:32:54]  It was working on X for a second and it said no more.
[01:32:58]  What I get is this.
[01:32:59]  You know what?
[01:33:00]  Why does he get six months and I'm indefinite?
[01:33:02]  What the fuck?
[01:33:04]  Look what it says.
[01:33:06]  We've temporarily limited some of your account features.
[01:33:08]  When does he cry?
[01:33:10]  Hours and 30 minutes, right?
[01:33:12]  So it says that I'm locked out for 11 death threats.
[01:33:16]  They are doing everything they want and they can't even get suspended at all.
[01:33:21]  And I'm sitting here using my First Amendment, protesting the parasite colony of Israel, fucking burning the satanic Talmud that these Jews sent me.
[01:33:32]  Oh, that's right.
[01:33:32]  He got a free Talmud or whatever on, like sent to him because you can get free religious texts like sent to anybody's house.
[01:33:38]  That's like free Qurans and Bibles and Talmuds are like things that people will trick like religious organizations into sending to people's homes to fuck with them.
[01:33:48]  I think even at the P.O. box, I think that the mail guys reported getting a copy of the Quran and I had him throw it away.
[01:34:00]  I didn't make a big fanfare about it.
[01:34:01]  I just, you know, I just figured people would know.
[01:34:04]  That's where it goes.
[01:34:06]  So he got it and he burned it on Twitter as the, as proof to ethically own the um, the Jews or whatever.
[01:34:13]  Because you know Jews are super religious and when the Talmud gets burned they cry about it obviously and I get a six month suspension.
[01:34:20]  Does Dr Evil David get any suspensions when he literally promotes murdering people in Gaza?
[01:34:28]  Six months is it a half a year for what?
[01:34:33]  They didn't even tell me which tweet it was.
[01:34:35]  They didn't say losing fucking money.
[01:34:39]  This guy's a fucking Jew pretending to be a wigna.
[01:34:44]  That's what this guy is.
[01:34:46]  He's not a fucking white nationalist or a national soldier.
[01:34:48]  This guy is like the epitome of like the low IQ like inbred retard that they try to make out every racist person is being.
[01:34:56]  Like you just point to this guy and say, look how much he says Jew.
[01:34:59]  This is what an anti-Semite looks like.
[01:35:01]  Look at this fucking mongrel retard piece of shit seething about fucking Twitter.
[01:35:07]  There is not one statement anywhere on X where I incite, promote, or endorse violence to harm a single motherfucker.
[01:35:17]  Not one.
[01:35:17]  And everyone knows that because you watch me.
[01:35:20]  And I literally say, even in my speech at the JP conference, I literally said, we don't need to do any violence.
[01:35:28]  That's what they want us to say.
[01:35:30]  This is a spiritual war for the hearts and minds of the people.
[01:35:33]  There is no violence involved.
[01:35:34]  This guy's a huge Alex Jones guy because that's like word for word what Alex Jones says.
[01:35:38]  It's spiritual war.
[01:35:40]  And whatever they is, wants us to be violent.
[01:35:49]  Frappy says, Laura Lumer calls for literal genocide and is still allowed.
[01:35:53]  Fuck this gay world.
[01:35:55]  Yep.
[01:35:56]  Yep.
[01:35:56]  Family situation.
[01:35:57]  They see you through the synagogue of demons.
[01:35:59]  Dumb, long-nosed Pinocchios with their hats.
[01:36:02]  Right.
[01:36:03]  The more they do this, the more DSP slurry.
[01:36:07]  This guy does kind of look like DSP.
[01:36:09]  It's like a DSP phenotype.
[01:36:11]  Dude, it must be hot in his room, too.
[01:36:14]  Can Veterans Affairs get this man an air conditioner, like a wall unit to put in his window?
[01:36:20]  This guy's like sweating like a pig.
[01:36:23]  Doom pill, I'm outside in the bushes right now.

=== Chris Chan Greene County Case (05:23) ===

[01:36:25]  Sir, sir, I'll have you know this is the first and foremost, most prominent, most ardent defender of Israel on Rumble.
[01:36:35]  Formerly, we were on YouTube, but we were the best and most pro-Israel there too.
[01:36:40]  One day, I will go to Israel and on a 100-foot flagpole, I will raise above every Palestinian enclave a giant, enormous Israeli flag, and I will fire wildly into the sky my twin Akimbo Desert Eagle 50 Cal BMG handguns, or it's actually AE.
[01:37:03]  And everyone will know for hundreds of miles that this is true and honest Jewish Israeli clay.
[01:37:10]  So don't even try me.
[01:37:11]  Don't even say, oh, Josh, you're not sounding like you love Israel hard enough.
[01:37:15]  Motherfucker, there's nobody that's ever loved Israel more than me.
[01:37:20]  I would sacrifice every American soldier for one square foot of Israeli clay.
[01:37:28]  Every single one of them.
[01:37:30]  I would lay down their lives to defend the sovereignty of the great state of Israel.
[01:37:35]  Don't even fucking try me, brother.
[01:37:39]  Innocent Indigo Lucas for 10 bucks.
[01:37:42]  Could that email be fake email that somebody's pretending to be ex-Twitter sent?
[01:37:46]  Also, try emailing X support or support Twitter.
[01:37:49]  Oh, I didn't even check if it was that.
[01:37:51]  Let's find out.
[01:37:51]  Let me see.
[01:37:52]  Maybe you're right.
[01:37:53]  You know, that'd be fucking great if it's a fake email.
[01:37:57]  No, it's Twitter support.
[01:37:58]  It's literally, it says case suspension.
[01:38:00]  No, it's real.
[01:38:02]  Yeah, Blaine Davis, can we book you for the Philip block?
[01:38:06]  I wanted this guy to cry.
[01:38:07]  I guess I think that this guy's issue catch the rainbow.
[01:38:12]  He thinks that he's crying because he's so sweaty.
[01:38:15]  He's like, oh, it looks like there's tears running down his face.
[01:38:17]  No, brother.
[01:38:18]  That's because Veterans Affairs doesn't get this guy enough money to buy an AC.
[01:38:24]  Look from Cambodia.
[01:38:25]  Good luck from Cambodia.
[01:38:25]  I worked in it.
[01:38:26]  Good luck from Cambodia.
[01:38:27]  They'd eat the juice too.
[01:38:31]  Uh.
[01:38:35]  Cool.
[01:38:36]  That's a Lucas Cage thing.
[01:38:39]  Bossman Jack, the real hero of the Kiwi Farms, was supposed to have a hearing on the 9th.
[01:38:50]  The 8th?
[01:38:52]  Yesterday.
[01:38:53]  When was this?
[01:38:54]  The 8th.
[01:38:55]  But he didn't appear, which is weird because he's in custody.
[01:38:58]  How the fuck did he not appear to a court date when literally you're in fucking jail?
[01:39:05]  I asked Hardin because if you don't know, Hardin, to show you how small of a world this is, Hardin was the elected prosecutor for Greene County in Virginia.
[01:39:15]  Greene County is the county that Chris Chan lived in.
[01:39:19]  Rutgersville is in Greene County.
[01:39:21]  So in another world, Hardin would have been the prosecutor representing the state against Chris Chan's incest case.
[01:39:29]  However, the county is kind of rural.
[01:39:34]  So it shares a jail with a couple different counties next to it.
[01:39:38]  Hardin has literally held physical keys to the jail that Bossman Jack is currently incarcerated in.
[01:39:48]  So isn't that just fucking nuts?
[01:39:51]  How small the world is?
[01:39:54]  But I asked him, I said, how could he possibly fail to appear to a court hearing that he's incarcerated for?
[01:40:02]  And he said that it happens all the time that because it's a shared county jail, and they have to bust people to court still in Virginia.
[01:40:08]  That they just fuck up the transport list and the jail just forgets to send him to the courthouse.
[01:40:15]  So that's probably what happened.
[01:40:18]  Eventually, they got rescheduled for tomorrow.
[01:40:23]  And then I think that the next hearing, I think he's in jail still.
[01:40:26]  I think that he's not getting out on bond.
[01:40:28]  And his next hearing is like in August.
[01:40:31]  So they're probably not going to let him out.
[01:40:33]  They're not going to give him bond.
[01:40:35]  They're not going to give him recognizance.
[01:40:36]  He's already fucked up probation.
[01:40:38]  He's probably out for a while, chat.
[01:40:40]  Not for a while.
[01:40:41]  Sad.
[01:40:45]  September 6th.
[01:40:46]  It's not even August, September.
[01:40:47]  So he's out for two months at least awaiting the next court hearing on this.
[01:40:55]  He also, he's gotten his public defender, and his reputation is that of a working lawyer and not really like the way that it was described is that there are some lawyers, for instance, the guy that worked Christian's case, that's like an actual believer in like the American justice system and really, really like believe in like the right to trial and really believe that everybody gets like the best, most zealous defense possible.
[01:41:24]  Then you'll have what I'll refer to as working lawyers that are overworked, underpaid.
[01:41:29]  And Bossman got a working lawyer.
[01:41:31]  He did not get Chris Chan's zealous defense.
[01:41:35]  I have a feeling that Chris Chan was given a really good public defender by choice.
[01:41:41]  Because when the state gets Chris and he's like all fucked up, they're like, okay, well, we need a lawyer.

=== Butter Dog Video Review (15:08) ===

[01:41:48]  Schneider.
[01:41:49]  No, it wasn't Schneider.
[01:41:50]  He had like a Jewish or German sounding name, though.
[01:41:53]  He had a remember his name.
[01:41:57]  It's like Hellman or something.
[01:41:58]  But he got appointed this guy, and apparently he's actually a really good guy.
[01:42:03]  The state probably gave him that really good attorney because they need someone competent who's willing to do more than what's required of them to adequately represent Chris just because of how complicated his case is.
[01:42:17]  Yeah.
[01:42:18]  Austin's just out of commission.
[01:42:21]  Rest in pepperoni.
[01:42:25]  Okay, we have a little bit of extra time.
[01:42:28]  So this guy named Shinto Minto said, please, for the love of Christ, watch Deion eat his patented butter dog while crying about how nobody wants to watch his videos.
[01:42:44]  Chat, when I hear the word butter dog, I think of this guy.
[01:42:48]  Hold up.
[01:42:48]  There's a meme.
[01:42:50]  Here we go.
[01:42:52]  Butter dog.
[01:42:53]  The dog with the butter.
[01:42:54]  But a dog.
[01:42:55]  I'll put the butter on him.
[01:42:56]  The dog with the button.
[01:43:02]  This is butter dog is like an intrusive thought.
[01:43:06]  There are many memes like the Sneed meme where it becomes like embedded deep into my brain.
[01:43:13]  And when I'm just having like empty moments in my head, I just get butter dog, dog with the butt on him, but a dog, dog with the butter, butter dog, dog with the butt on him.
[01:43:24]  It's like, it's a fucking parasite that lives like in the core of my central nervous system and just randomly emits butter dog dog with the button on him.
[01:43:34]  One more time, actually.
[01:43:35]  Butter dog, the dog with the butter, butter dog.
[01:43:38]  I'll put the butter on him.
[01:43:40]  The dog with the butter.
[01:43:45]  Cool.
[01:43:45]  That's not the butter dog we're talking about here.
[01:43:47]  Apparently, this guy, Dion, has a hot dog that he calls a butter dog.
[01:43:53]  I've never seen this.
[01:43:54]  I have no idea who Dion is, but Shinto Minto said, for the love of Christ.
[01:44:00]  So I feel I am obligated to give this a shot, chat, to see if this butter dog lives up to the other butter dog, the dog with the butt on him.
[01:44:07]  And then we have the Linux show.
[01:44:09]  It's incredible.
[01:44:09]  Oh, this is a melanated man.
[01:44:11]  Okay, I got more black people today.
[01:44:12]  Let me pop this on over to mono so you guys don't have to listen in the right ear.
[01:44:16]  And I will simply suffer.
[01:44:19]  I will simply suffer through it.
[01:44:23]  Oh, we got an anime.
[01:44:26]  Anime anime alert.
[01:44:29]  We got an anime enjoyer over here.
[01:44:31]  I guess it is Naruto, though.
[01:44:32]  That's like one of the black animes, right?
[01:44:34]  Black people watch like Dragon Ball Z and Naruto, right?
[01:44:37]  So this isn't too weird.
[01:44:40]  Man, I've been posting a lot of Beetles because I'm desperate.
[01:44:43]  Okay, that makes sense.
[01:44:44]  I know my videos may not be, you know, sobby enough for people to really hear me out.
[01:44:51]  He's gay, by the way.
[01:44:53]  I guess you could say just having them subscribe.
[01:44:58]  I don't want to force anyone.
[01:45:00]  Hold on, let me just put us on pause right quick here.
[01:45:02]  It's about a dog.
[01:45:04]  Sorry about that.
[01:45:05]  Oh, boring.
[01:45:06]  I had to type out some like awful thoughts on my live stream.
[01:45:10]  Even though the audio doesn't work.
[01:45:13]  I almost had like another mouth on again.
[01:45:14]  I'm guessing it's because, see, my mother is struggling and how she has to donate plasma.
[01:45:18]  I don't know what the hell that is.
[01:45:20]  Honestly.
[01:45:21]  And here's me just making a video of a delicious.
[01:45:25]  A veto.
[01:45:26]  Oh no.
[01:45:26]  Kick Vito.
[01:45:28]  Yeah, it is very weird to have like video footage of a butter dog, the hot dog with the butto on it.
[01:45:34]  And then this guy is just like, yeah, my mother is like suffering.
[01:45:37]  She's donating plasma to make ends meet.
[01:45:39]  Anyways, here's the butter dog dog with the button on it.
[01:45:42]  Butter dog, I like to call it.
[01:45:44]  Butter dog.
[01:45:45]  But a dog.
[01:45:47]  Last slice of butter toast.
[01:45:50]  Okay.
[01:45:51]  Since I use all the butter from Land of Lakes that I basically had in the fridge.
[01:45:57]  So you use an entire.
[01:45:59]  That's a lot of butter.
[01:46:00]  I'm not sure.
[01:46:01]  This is how much butter the butter dog got.
[01:46:06]  The dog with the butter has a pad of butta on it.
[01:46:09]  Not a whole tub of butter.
[01:46:10]  There's only a pad of butter dog.
[01:46:13]  And I wanted to ask someone Del Monte Ketchup to actually add it with.
[01:46:17]  And I just don't know this is 111.
[01:46:20]  I just had almost a meltdown to seeing all these darn YouTubers that are so far ahead of life.
[01:46:25]  try not compare myself to them i i feel because is this not is this not butter Is he using like margarine?
[01:46:32]  Show me the butta dog.
[01:46:33]  And then a YouTuber that does TikTok story that he doesn't own Yesify that say that I'm a loser and that my Vitos do not impact anyone.
[01:46:43]  It just makes me want to just have a meltdown because I feel that I'm not doing enough.
[01:46:48]  I feel that my vetos are not good and no one wants to be in my.
[01:46:50]  No, his vetos aren't good.
[01:46:52]  Trust me, bro.
[01:46:52]  No veto is good.
[01:46:54]  Just the way that it is.
[01:46:55]  Friend, and that's why I got these meltdowns.
[01:46:57]  I had to share it because see my mother that works so hard and she looks really tired, right?
[01:47:03]  You know, she doesn't look exhausted, but it just feels that I'm not doing much.
[01:47:08]  And companies that are YouTubers, I have thoughts.
[01:47:10]  I wanted to just cut my wrist again.
[01:47:18]  You guys don't watch my videos more.
[01:47:27]  I'm gonna fucking slash my wrist open.
[01:47:30]  Anyways, here's my butter dog.
[01:47:32]  Bro, your butta dog is getting cold, man.
[01:47:35]  Michael did that butta dog for a minute and a half.
[01:47:38]  He says, it's only gonna stay so warm.
[01:47:40]  You gotta eat that butter dog while it's still hot and fresh, brother.
[01:47:44]  I just feel that if I don't get a dozen views, I'm a loser, okay?
[01:47:47]  If I'm not basically doing these stupid pranks, like doing like a Walmart prank, stepping on top of the shelves, or maybe talk about like a great autistic topic, you know, that will go borrow or about has been hotel.
[01:47:59]  I'm overwhelming here.
[01:48:01]  I just feel that I'm not doing much, okay?
[01:48:03]  I feel like everyone on here is just asking for too much.
[01:48:07]  Okay, that's not true.
[01:48:09]  What more?
[01:48:09]  I'm not.
[01:48:10]  What more do you want, YouTube audience?
[01:48:14]  Do you not see the butted dog?
[01:48:16]  Why is it that this button dog gets hundreds of thousands of views?
[01:48:20]  Millions of views.
[01:48:22]  And it's a fifth eight-second clip.
[01:48:26]  But yet, poor Dino or Dion, whatever the fuck his name is, he can't get 12 views.
[01:48:32]  But this button dog can get hundreds of thousands.
[01:48:36]  How is this real?
[01:48:37]  I'm not pleasing everyone.
[01:48:39]  And I can't move because y'all had to just stare at my hot dog.
[01:48:43]  Or your attention span may be over the place.
[01:48:46]  I feel so fucking overwhelmed.
[01:48:48]  I guess what I'm trying to say, I feel like I'm not good enough.
[01:48:51]  Right?
[01:48:52]  I feel like I'm not.
[01:48:54]  And yeah, see, just to share this, I was on the live stream earlier.
[01:48:58]  I can't let a type edit.
[01:48:59]  I don't care how it says zero views, but it says one peak.
[01:49:03]  Wherever the hell that means concurrent.
[01:49:04]  That was you.
[01:49:06]  I said that in my head.
[01:49:07]  Okay, literally, the audio didn't work.
[01:49:10]  I was only here for two and a half minutes, and then I ended it.
[01:49:14]  Okay?
[01:49:14]  I know.
[01:49:15]  I said some stuff in my head.
[01:49:17]  Because.
[01:49:19]  Deion's doggy diary, 33 months clean of self-harm is his channel name.
[01:49:25]  He says, I will sell my kidney for 90,000 subscribers if I have to.
[01:49:31]  I want to be popular because all the large YouTubers are ahead of me and their lives are so perfect yet professional.
[01:49:40]  The largest YouTuber I talked about on this stream, brother, dresses up in blackface and gets fucked by black men and does OnlyFans like secretly.
[01:49:49]  Everyone has such a perfect life.
[01:49:51]  I feel that I'm not enough on YouTube.
[01:49:54]  I'm not.
[01:49:56]  I'm just not that patient, I suppose.
[01:49:59]  I'm so like this had another mouth done again.
[01:50:01]  I just want to feel that my viewer, my views, they need to air a false song from Andre Friends again.
[01:50:07]  I want this to.
[01:50:09]  I want my videos, okay?
[01:50:12]  Like, I'm not kidding.
[01:50:14]  I like your Vitos.
[01:50:15]  I want approval because I approve of your Vitos.
[01:50:18]  I feel embarrassed that I have never worked in my life, okay?
[01:50:21]  Unless you kick out YouTube.
[01:50:22]  I don't know how to do it.
[01:50:23]  That's okay.
[01:50:23]  At least I basically, even though I've been working on another ones, that was the name of the.
[01:50:28]  What are you putting on that, brother?
[01:50:30]  Never had sex, which I would refuse to have sex, right?
[01:50:34]  What'd you put on that butter dog?
[01:50:35]  Like, my life is over by a ton of people.
[01:50:38]  Okay?
[01:50:39]  I feel like.
[01:50:40]  Do you know that white people don't even season their butta dogs?
[01:50:43]  I don't have a good heart, okay?
[01:50:45]  Like this.
[01:50:46]  Okay?
[01:50:47]  What'd you put on that butter dog?
[01:50:49]  And the worst thing for people to do.
[01:50:50]  Yeah, what was that bottle?
[01:50:51]  I don't recognize that bottle.
[01:50:52]  It's like you're yelling at me.
[01:50:53]  You're in a.
[01:50:54]  He put Parmesan.
[01:50:56]  He put shelf-stable dry Parmesan grating on the Butter Dog?
[01:51:03]  Is that what it is?
[01:51:05]  I thought you refrigerate Parmesan.
[01:51:09]  I guess you don't have to refrigerate that shit.
[01:51:13]  Okay, someone said that it is Parmesan.
[01:51:15]  They recognize the brand.
[01:51:16]  Okay.
[01:51:16]  Like, please do not say anything like that.
[01:51:18]  I'm just a cheesy butter dog.
[01:51:20]  I'm having an autistic meltdown.
[01:51:22]  Yeah.
[01:51:23]  I just feel that if I'm not getting a lot of views, then I'll.
[01:51:25]  It happens to the best of us, brother.
[01:51:28]  I don't know.
[01:51:28]  It feels like a race.
[01:51:30]  I tried it to myself.
[01:51:31]  At the end, it's okay.
[01:51:32]  You're doing the best you can.
[01:51:33]  Yeah, you may not have a lot of subscribers.
[01:51:35]  It doesn't mean that you're less enjoyable compared to these other channels that can get over 222,000 views.
[01:51:42]  Even though their videos are amazing to watch.
[01:51:45]  You know, that's why I'm sharing this because I want to be human here.
[01:51:48]  Oh, some of that good old watermelon.
[01:51:50]  I feel that at least I inspire one person.
[01:51:53]  And I don't think I'm on a live stream because I don't get views on it.
[01:51:56]  Okay, I know.
[01:51:57]  I just want to be popular.
[01:51:59]  Okay, I do.
[01:51:59]  I know.
[01:52:00]  It feels as though I'm in middle school all over again.
[01:52:03]  Because I did not get treated well.
[01:52:05]  And let's just say the eighth grade.
[01:52:07]  It was not.
[01:52:07]  It was not pretty.
[01:52:08]  Okay.
[01:52:09]  Maybe I'm having that eighth grade mindset here.
[01:52:13]  This guy's really good at avoiding dead air.
[01:52:16]  Yeah, it just caught me a dark.
[01:52:18]  Or something going on.
[01:52:20]  Right?
[01:52:20]  And yet they're moving on.
[01:52:21]  Their turtles are doing well.
[01:52:22]  That's why people don't enjoy my videos because of what they say about me.
[01:52:28]  He's finally going to eat the butter dog.
[01:52:31]  My hair is a mess because I want to be up front.
[01:52:33]  I'm not wearing my beanie this time.
[01:52:35]  We're getting a mukbang.
[01:52:36]  The butta dog.
[01:52:37]  I'm going to wait for my mother.
[01:52:38]  You know, this talking to her because of how she's just concerned about her.
[01:52:42]  What are you doing?
[01:52:43]  Oh my gosh.
[01:52:44]  She wants my butter nine to move with her.
[01:52:47]  You know, he like tore it in half.
[01:52:49]  He has like little like gollom like fingers.
[01:52:54]  Like, you know, when that scene in the Lord of the Rings where Gollum gets like a fish and just like devours it?
[01:53:00]  Like, this is what we're about to watch, I think.
[01:53:02]  Doesn't know when her boyfriend supposed to be driving trucks and to see my airbed.
[01:53:07]  You know, I have another one, right?
[01:53:08]  I love the airbed.
[01:53:09]  I do.
[01:53:10]  Well, it's not perfect, but I still can sleep well.
[01:53:13]  It's just with all my CPA DSD because of all the suburban and sub-drugs.
[01:53:17]  Bro, eat the button.
[01:53:18]  I can't get over that.
[01:53:20]  This is why this nigga's skinny.
[01:53:22]  I can't sit there with food in my fucking hand and not eat it.
[01:53:25]  Like, this guy waited six and a half minutes.
[01:53:30]  Do I have this at two eggs?
[01:53:32]  No, I don't.
[01:53:33]  This is normal speed.
[01:53:34]  He just talks two eggs.
[01:53:35]  Six and a half minutes later, he tears the butter dog in half to eat it.
[01:53:41]  And then he's still talking.
[01:53:43]  Eat that butter dog.
[01:53:44]  It has affected me severely.
[01:53:47]  And I did suffer, I think, like half the day.
[01:53:49]  I woke up at one this morning.
[01:53:51]  Your butter dog is collapsing.
[01:53:53]  Oh, my foot overheated.
[01:53:56]  Spouting, of course.
[01:53:57]  I don't want anyone to hear me this way.
[01:54:00]  Crazy a lot.
[01:54:01]  I guess because I feel that I'm behind.
[01:54:03]  This is messy eating.
[01:54:07]  This is super messy.
[01:54:08]  You would think that like a hot dog would be like one of the cleanest foods possible to eat.
[01:54:12]  You know what I mean?
[01:54:14]  Like that's the reason why hot dogs are popular.
[01:54:16]  Like for sporting shit?
[01:54:17]  Because they're real.
[01:54:18]  You don't need like a plate or whatever.
[01:54:19]  They're like tidy.
[01:54:21]  Same with burgers.
[01:54:23]  This butta dog is like the sloppy as shit.
[01:54:26]  Now he's like taking like 20 minutes to eat.
[01:54:28]  I don't want to hear this guy eat for 10 minutes.
[01:54:30]  He's still eating.
[01:54:31]  It takes this guy five minutes to eat one butta dog.
[01:54:33]  What the fuck?
[01:54:35]  Chinese man could eat the other butta dog in less than he's still going.
[01:54:39]  He still has food in his hand.
[01:54:40]  Eat the fucking butta dog.
[01:54:42]  Holy shit.
[01:54:43]  He doesn't even like his own butted dog.
[01:54:45]  Give me some flashbacks because I've always been told like a fish.
[01:54:51]  Yeah.
[01:54:52]  Okay.
[01:54:53]  God damn it.
[01:54:53]  Not a fish.
[01:54:54]  A dog perspective.
[01:54:55]  If you tell like a child.
[01:54:56]  I thought I skipped far enough ahead and I did not.
[01:54:59]  Domestic and say to Chihuahua to not bark because it's annoying.
[01:55:04]  Yeah, dude.
[01:55:04]  Literally, it took, I think I stopped at like six.
[01:55:07]  It took like seven minutes for him to eat that fucking hot dog.
[01:55:10]  Because they'll think it's annoying.
[01:55:11]  Or if you want to remove his focal box, that stuff is straight up animal abuse and murder at that point.
[01:55:17]  Why is he talking about slitting a dog's throat?
[01:55:19]  What the fuck?
[01:55:20]  What did I miss?
[01:55:21]  Or dog abuse, I'd have to call it.
[01:55:23]  Dog abuse.
[01:55:24]  You know what's dog abuse?
[01:55:25]  This.
[01:55:26]  Let it go.
[01:55:26]  Butter dog.
[01:55:27]  With the murder.
[01:55:28]  Let it go.
[01:55:28]  You can't put that button on that butter dog.
[01:55:30]  What are you doing?
[01:55:31]  I don't know.
[01:55:32]  He doesn't know what to do with the button on his head.
[01:55:34]  He's scared.
[01:55:37]  Then you would believe that.
[01:55:40]  I just feel I'm not doing much in my videos.
[01:55:42]  I haven't checked my view count, by the way.
[01:55:44]  At least for this date.
[01:55:45]  I haven't.
[01:55:46]  I did the last time on one of them, but I don't remember what video was.
[01:55:49]  I don't want to remember it.
[01:55:50]  It's just that I want to just be supportive of my mother and my brother.
[01:55:54]  And I enjoy doing these YouTube videos because I want to feel that it will make a steady difference to someone.
[01:56:03]  I know for Ancient does that.
[01:56:04]  I hope that I am.
[01:56:05]  He poured himself a glass of this watermelon drink.
[01:56:10]  And now he's just acquired a giant straw and is drinking it directly from the carton.
[01:56:16]  So before he ate, he was willing to pour himself a glass of watermelon drink.
[01:56:21]  But after he ate, when he now has crooms and stuff in his mouth, he's going to use a straw.
[01:56:27]  Why is this chat?
[01:56:28]  Explain this to me.
[01:56:29]  Yeah, maybe, but anyone else?
[01:56:31]  If you buy my videos a party, even if I don't read any comments, okay?
[01:56:35]  Feel free to add, I don't know, any emoji you like.
[01:56:40]  Add a greenheart emoji if you want to see me, you know, earn money on YouTube to support my mother, my brother, so that my mother doesn't have to donate plastic so much and that her health, you know, I want to see some green hearts and chat.

=== Shurikens Hammer Self Defense (04:01) ===

[01:56:56]  I wonder why a greenheart get a job?
[01:57:00]  I don't want this guy working.
[01:57:01]  He's dangerous.
[01:57:02]  I'm guessing I feel that I have always been told I'm never enough.
[01:57:06]  I guess that's like what Lindsey Holt said to me.
[01:57:09]  And her.
[01:57:10]  I don't want this guy in charge of anything.
[01:57:13]  I think that this guy, this guy can't barely manage to make and eat a butta dog.
[01:57:18]  I don't know if I would put him in charge of other people's food.
[01:57:21]  It seems like a bad idea.
[01:57:24]  I don't know.
[01:57:24]  I can't really imagine what this guy's good for.
[01:57:27]  Making butta dog videos is probably right up his alley.
[01:57:29]  Wanting to do the society hollow link break until I go kill myself.
[01:57:32]  And also for people to say that suicide is selfish.
[01:57:35]  Please don't say anything.
[01:57:36]  Okay?
[01:57:36]  Please don't say that.
[01:57:37]  Because suicide is human in the future.
[01:57:41]  If this does get seen, hopefully.
[01:57:43]  I see you.
[01:57:45]  You are seen.
[01:57:46]  Well, basically, you want to be able to comment in any videos if you're a viewer.
[01:57:50]  I just want to give you a warning.
[01:57:51]  Do not say that, okay?
[01:57:53]  Or, you know, go out and be close.
[01:57:54]  If it's that easy, I want to be having any type of loneliness.
[01:57:58]  Or at least less loneliness.
[01:58:01]  I don't want to show these news because I know people are going to say comments and saying, oh, wow, dude, you really are a loser.
[01:58:06]  Well, thanks a lot for noticing.
[01:58:10]  You're welcome.
[01:58:11]  Anytime, bro.
[01:58:14]  Whatever you need.
[01:58:15]  Late 20s Indian man that looked like Jamar from where that movie is.
[01:58:20]  I don't know who Jamar is.
[01:58:22]  Is he like a black Indian mutt?
[01:58:24]  Is this what's going on with him?
[01:58:26]  Dude, that's cursed.
[01:58:27]  That's some fucking cursed shit.
[01:58:29]  I basically wanted to call the police on me after he basically wanted to slice my throat when I try to use a super paper mario or pick a Mario ultra hammer on him.
[01:58:38]  Not like damaging him, but for self-defense and thinking that what can I get a recap of that?
[01:58:44]  That movie is.
[01:58:44]  I don't know who Jamar is.
[01:58:45]  That's a name I made up.
[01:58:47]  That basically wanted to call the police on me after he basically wanted to slice my throat.
[01:58:52]  A guy named Jamar wanted to call the police on him after he wanted to slice his throat.
[01:58:59]  When I try to use a super paper mario or pick a Mario ultra hammer on him.
[01:59:04]  Hold up.
[01:59:06]  I want like what does it do?
[01:59:18]  Press green to swing your hammer.
[01:59:26]  Oh, okay.
[01:59:27]  That's just a big hammer.
[01:59:28]  Okay, I got you.
[01:59:29]  I know what a big hammer is like.
[01:59:30]  I was very curious though.
[01:59:31]  I was like, what the fuck does this mean?
[01:59:33]  Not like damaging him, but for self-defense and thinking that...
[01:59:37]  What is self-defense without damaging?
[01:59:42]  Is he just doing what that guy did and just swinging the Mario hammer like on the ground in front of him?
[01:59:46]  So I'm just imagining this.
[01:59:47]  This is like an anime fight, right?
[01:59:49]  The guy basically took out his shuriken and went, I will strip your throat and then I will call the police and he went like threw out his shurikens.
[01:59:59]  And then he took out his Super Mario hammer, bam, bam, like right on right in front of him and knocked the Shurikens out of the air, like and it's like, oh hey, because it didn't do any damage to him, it just uh, parried the Shurikens.
[02:00:13]  I don't know what i'm talking about.
[02:00:13]  I just had a dream that I feel like a slave towards people or less human, because i'm not.
[02:00:20]  As you know, you got those really long fingers.
[02:00:22]  I wish you could pick cotton.
[02:00:24]  You got those long ass bony fingers perfect for like, getting in those spiky spike, spiky collar cotton bushes picking out all that cotton, popular or successful, right than other youtubers, or i'm not making a life difference as an adult, i'm having a third life crisis, if that makes sense.
[02:00:46]  It was not a great dream, either just because oh, someone may have more of a finance or I don't know, more stable, that makes them more, more adult financially.

=== Dollar Tree Reddit Stories (15:16) ===

[02:00:58]  I don't know enough said, what is this guy?
[02:01:07]  412 subscribers and he has like, no Viewers, how do you know this?
[02:01:12]  How do you know this guy?
[02:01:14]  He's like your Discord locale.
[02:01:17]  That's a tasty-looking butta dog.
[02:01:19]  Ah, three minutes ago, dog with the butto on him from a guy suspiciously named Folkskrieg Oxeeb and Dry Funf.
[02:01:31]  I wonder if this guy's a viewer.
[02:01:36]  Oh, look, that's a dog.
[02:01:37]  It's a dog with the butto on him.
[02:01:40]  Self-harm survivor that's 41 months clean.
[02:01:43]  And it's like there's a ew, he's got like a tranny.
[02:01:47]  Ew, he's got like cutting marks on his fucking video.
[02:01:50]  I'm just a lonely black spade.
[02:01:54]  You're not alone here, Lucario.
[02:01:56]  Thank you.
[02:01:57]  I will watch one more of this guy's videos.
[02:01:59]  This is actually really funny.
[02:02:00]  Okay, prediction.
[02:02:02]  What's today?
[02:02:03]  Today is July the 9th.
[02:02:05]  Actually, it's the 10th now.
[02:02:08]  By July the 10th, 2025, this guy will have 50,000 subscribers.
[02:02:16]  And we'll have a turkey tom video about him.
[02:02:18]  I'm just going to make a prediction.
[02:02:19]  I'm going to lock it in because it happened with fucking Bossman Jack.
[02:02:22]  Bossman Jack had no viewers when I started talking about him on stream.
[02:02:27]  Getting into an altercation at Dollar Tree at the Family Dollar.
[02:02:32]  He reviews Dots Candies.
[02:02:34]  He harasses a homeless person at Walmart.
[02:02:36]  He gets trespassed out of Walmart.
[02:02:39]  He's playing with a dead cockroach.
[02:02:41]  He explains that he was super mega raped as a child using loud house rule 34 to explain it.
[02:02:49]  I'm actually not interested in that.
[02:02:52]  And then a video titled, I'm Unlovable and Rapable.
[02:02:57]  Let's go with the Dollar Tree one.
[02:03:00]  Let's go with something safe.
[02:03:02]  Let's go with the Dollar Tree one.
[02:03:03]  Three minute video.
[02:03:05]  This is Trey, a tall, black Dollar Tree Kevin that got fired after verbally harassing me.
[02:03:12]  If you don't know, Kevin is like the male equivalent for Karen in the YouTube space.
[02:03:17]  Hey, fool.
[02:03:18]  I don't like being called that.
[02:03:20]  Okay.
[02:03:20]  Okay, so may we sort it down?
[02:03:24]  What are you saying?
[02:03:27]  What is he having a nasty night?
[02:03:33]  You can really see that Indian phenotype in him.
[02:03:39]  Oh, is he shoplifting?
[02:03:41]  Is the guy searching his bags?
[02:03:43]  I was just watching some Dragon Ball Z moments, and that guy, he has a temper.
[02:03:49]  So he called me fool.
[02:03:51]  So just let you know, avoid that man.
[02:03:52]  And I don't feel comfortable with him.
[02:03:55]  Because the thing is, I had to take a little break, right?
[02:03:58]  You know, hearing about after how Akira Toyama passed away, which is really heartbreaking.
[02:04:03]  I was watching a clip of, you know, Vegeta yelling at Goku, right?
[02:04:07]  When the metal this guy almost sounds like a parody.
[02:04:10]  This guy does the whole like embarrassing cringe weeaboo better than Jace does.
[02:04:16]  Jace or what's his name?
[02:04:18]  Jan.
[02:04:18]  You have to take notes from this guy.
[02:04:19]  Have a conversation with this guy and then like record his responses about anime shit into a notebook and then base your character off of that.
[02:04:28]  It'll flesh it out.
[02:04:29]  It'll give it some real humanity, I think.
[02:04:33]  And I don't know what the hell that man's point is because you can carry you see you can carry purses, but he literally wanted to have my anger birds backpack up.
[02:04:43]  So I'm sorry.
[02:04:50]  Where the fuck does he live that has so many Indians?
[02:04:52]  I'm gonna get his name before I leave.
[02:04:53]  I don't feel comfortable.
[02:04:56]  And just like, you know, it's Mari Day.
[02:04:57]  I don't need this right now.
[02:05:03]  Okay.
[02:05:04]  What's your name, by the way?
[02:05:04]  Cause I don't tell Contable how you treated me.
[02:05:06]  That's a meme where it's like the guy's upset.
[02:05:09]  Like, really, in front of the gay retard flag?
[02:05:12]  Like, really?
[02:05:13]  You're going to do this on Mario Day, bro?
[02:05:15]  Come on.
[02:05:15]  Show some respect, motherfucker.
[02:05:17]  Me, Trey.
[02:05:19]  Do not call me fool, please.
[02:05:20]  Don't.
[02:05:21]  Please don't.
[02:05:21]  Fool?
[02:05:22]  He just said, you act.
[02:05:23]  The guy is like probably ghetto and said, you're acting the fool.
[02:05:27]  Like, like Mr. T.
[02:05:28]  And he's like, what?
[02:05:29]  What?
[02:05:31]  Don't call me a fool.
[02:05:32]  I don't like it when you call me a fool.
[02:05:35]  What?
[02:05:35]  I'm not sure it was his.
[02:05:36]  That man still is.
[02:05:38]  Dude, he's spurting out hard.
[02:05:45]  I hope he's not a new worker.
[02:05:52]  Are you waiting?
[02:05:53]  Yeah, I got touching him.
[02:05:55]  Please don't.
[02:05:56]  Oh, I saw how to call the police.
[02:05:58]  I know.
[02:05:59]  I always beat his backpack all the time.
[02:06:02]  Yeah.
[02:06:02]  I mean, I already know this man, and he called me fool.
[02:06:05]  Like, okay.
[02:06:07]  Come on, man.
[02:06:08]  Curry bit the shadow.
[02:06:10]  He's another black person.
[02:06:11]  This guy is like Indian fluid.
[02:06:13]  It depends on if it benefits him or not to be black or Indian.
[02:06:17]  Just like Kamala Harris.
[02:06:19]  Indians got this shit unlocked.
[02:06:21]  They like integrate.
[02:06:22]  They like take half of a different race.
[02:06:24]  And then they're like, if it benefits them, then they're like, Dupta Duhama Shafaktipul.
[02:06:31]  Whatever the fuck their name is.
[02:06:32]  I can't even think of like a Sunja Kama or Sukdeep Dick Shit.
[02:06:40]  Those are the Indian names.
[02:06:41]  They have a really bizarre Hindu name.
[02:06:43]  Anyways, on some days, he's Sukh Deep Dick Shit.
[02:06:47]  And on other days, he's Dion.
[02:06:51]  She, that's his hood name.
[02:06:54]  Okay.
[02:06:55]  I think we should wrap up.
[02:06:56]  It's been two hours.
[02:06:57]  Next stream, I was going to.
[02:07:02]  I should have done this stream probably, but I got distracted by Dion.
[02:07:07]  Next stream, I'm going to do a recap on Shoddy.
[02:07:10]  If you don't know who Shodi is, you're in for a treat.
[02:07:12]  If you do know who Shadi is, you'll know that she's been gone for quite a while.
[02:07:16]  And we miss her, obviously, on the stream, on the pod.
[02:07:21]  So I'll do a recap of what she's been up to.
[02:07:25]  Let's take a little Reddit detour for a bit.
[02:07:30]  Ask transgender, as a post-op trans woman, what the fuck am I supposed to do when the Nazi Republicans make being trans illegal?
[02:07:41]  That's by my new trans account.
[02:07:44]  1.1,000 upvotes four days ago.
[02:07:47]  And it's a matter of when, not if.
[02:07:50]  I'm dependent on estrogen.
[02:07:53]  I've had sexual reassignment surgery.
[02:07:55]  My birth certificate is changed.
[02:07:57]  I'm working on getting a real ID and a passport.
[02:08:00]  So what the actual fuck am I supposed to do?
[02:08:03]  Edit, kind of hilarious that at least half a dozen or so messages are all from Nazi Redditors.
[02:08:09]  Like they just discovered this threat and decided that they had to make their worthless opinions known.
[02:08:14]  I don't know, fucking leave.
[02:08:15]  Go to England.
[02:08:17]  Get to a blue state ASAP.
[02:08:18]  Yes, do that.
[02:08:19]  Leave.
[02:08:21]  Because state laws will hold out against the federal laws for at least a while.
[02:08:25]  And you'll have more social support there.
[02:08:27]  Get that passport and figure out where you'll go if things go downhill to the point where they can't be survivable where you are.
[02:08:33]  And don't give up.
[02:08:35]  I see so much defeatism from trans people right now.
[02:08:38]  And while it's understandable, it's not going to.
[02:08:40]  Swunky says, I'm so tired of having to be stronger than my opponents.
[02:08:46]  I didn't ask to be born and certainly didn't ask to be trans.
[02:08:50]  I just want to eat fruit and go swimming and laugh with my friends.
[02:08:54]  Illegal under the tyrannical rule of Fiora Donald Trump.
[02:08:59]  All fruit eating.
[02:09:00]  Banned.
[02:09:01]  All swimming.
[02:09:02]  Banned.
[02:09:03]  And laughing with friends.
[02:09:06]  Are you fucking real?
[02:09:07]  This is a Nazi regime.
[02:09:08]  We don't do laughing here.
[02:09:09]  The only person allowed to laugh is Hitler.
[02:09:12]  Sorry, Trump, I mean.
[02:09:15]  Here, Hitler laughing.
[02:09:17]  There's a picture of him laughing.
[02:09:19]  Look at only Hitler allowed to laugh.
[02:09:25]  If you are not this guy, not allowed to laugh anymore.
[02:09:28]  And this fascist empire of the United States.
[02:09:33]  Relationship advice.
[02:09:34]  This was submitted on the Facebook group, actually, which does exist.
[02:09:38]  It's Man at the Internet.
[02:09:39]  It's the group.
[02:09:41]  I will start simulcasting there after another month because then I can't live stream there until after 60 days or whatever.
[02:09:51]  And it's crazy.
[02:09:51]  I literally made the account.
[02:09:53]  And when I read the terms of service for live streaming, they said after this date, you'll need an account that's 60 days old to live stream.
[02:10:03]  Well, I had made the fucking group page literally one day after this arbitrary line in the sand.
[02:10:09]  So I missed it by one day and have to wait two fucking months.
[02:10:13]  He says, or this is short email, so this is a disposable account.
[02:10:16]  In our relationship advice, my 28M fiancé, 27F, lied to me about her career and I broke up with her.
[02:10:24]  My fiancé and I have been, isn't it fiancé if it's a woman?
[02:10:30]  It's just retarded.
[02:10:32]  My fiancé and I have been together for three years and honestly, it was perfect.
[02:10:35]  We loved the same books and we loved to go on hikes together.
[02:10:38]  She was truly an amazing person, but we were together.
[02:10:41]  I asked her what she did and she told me that she was a YouTuber, a blogger of sorts.
[02:10:47]  I know where this is going.
[02:10:48]  I thought she had deleted her content because it was so bad.
[02:10:52]  A friend of hers had shown me some of her skits and I was satisfied.
[02:10:55]  She currently works as a hairstylist.
[02:10:57]  A friend of mine recently sent me some videos with the caption, I'm sorry, bro.
[02:11:01]  My fiancé was in sex worker in some pretty low-budget films.
[02:11:04]  Honestly, after watching the videos, I nearly fainted.
[02:11:07]  There were a total of seven videos and they were all very disturbing.
[02:11:10]  I felt violated because she chose to lie to me about all this.
[02:11:14]  Now all my friends and colleagues will have to find out and I'd be taken for as a sucker.
[02:11:19]  I confronted her about the videos.
[02:11:21]  She worked on crying.
[02:11:22]  She told me she was having a hard time finding men to date.
[02:11:26]  When she met me, she did not want to lose me.
[02:11:27]  She told me she was going to hide this forever.
[02:11:30]  I feel so disgusted.
[02:11:31]  All my friends are making jokes behind my back.
[02:11:34]  I kind of don't believe that.
[02:11:37]  If I've learned one thing, there is no such thing as a femme sell.
[02:11:42]  Like, I know that you would probably think I would never date a woman that's been in like porn, but there are a lot of guys who would date women who were in porn.
[02:11:55]  Like a lot.
[02:11:58]  It's kind of shocking, actually.
[02:12:00]  Like what kind of guys like old women can pull and like porn stars can pull.
[02:12:07]  It's actually kind of baffling.
[02:12:10]  So this is like these stories, by the way, there's like a category of like Reddit stories that are like this kind of thing.
[02:12:16]  Like for the record, by the way, if this is a real story, he's obviously in his right to break up with her if she lied about like his job or her job or that she had done porn or whatever.
[02:12:26]  But there's like this weird category of like Reddit stories that are like revenge fantasy towards women where they're either from the perspective of a man who did something or they're from the perspective of a woman who's suffering.
[02:12:41]  Like I was dating a girl and I found out that at one time she had made eye contact with a black man and I was so disgusted.
[02:12:50]  I immediately broke up with her on the spot and she was like crying and saying, I'm going to kill myself.
[02:12:55]  I'm so sorry.
[02:12:56]  I didn't mean to look at black people and I totally walked away.
[02:12:59]  Am I the asshole?
[02:13:01]  Like that's category one.
[02:13:02]  Category two is this like throwaway account for obvious reasons.
[02:13:07]  I, 36F, have done OnlyFans and I made a little bit of money, but then I stopped doing it.
[02:13:12]  Well, I dated this awesome guy.
[02:13:14]  His name is Chad.
[02:13:15]  He's perfect and sexy.
[02:13:16]  He has a 47-inch long cock, and he makes me calm just by looking at me sideways.
[02:13:21]  And it's just the most perfect, amazing man ever.
[02:13:23]  And I built my whole life around him, and I'm so excited.
[02:13:27]  And then he found out about my OnlyFans and is like threatening to break up with me.
[02:13:29]  And I just don't know what to do, Reddit.
[02:13:31]  I'm such a dumb slut.
[02:13:32]  What do I do?
[02:13:33]  And like, both of these categories are completely fucking fake, but I see this shit gets spread around a lot.
[02:13:38]  I'm just letting you know.
[02:13:40]  Uh, cool.
[02:13:42]  Um, I think that's it for the Reddit.
[02:13:45]  Did I have another one?
[02:13:47]  I might have had another one.
[02:13:49]  Uh, no, I did not.
[02:13:50]  Cool.
[02:13:52]  Well, then, wait.
[02:13:54]  Oh, no, I do actually have another one for Reddit.
[02:13:57]  Okay, give me a second.
[02:13:58]  Let me pull this up.
[02:13:59]  Uh, you know what?
[02:13:59]  There's something funny that I want to devote to the show.
[02:14:04]  Okay, here.
[02:14:05]  True off my chest.
[02:14:06]  You know, this one's not fake and bullshit because it says true in the subreddit name.
[02:14:11]  Chat, come on.
[02:14:12]  Are true off my chest from you hard courting four hours ago.
[02:14:17]  Uh, probably much longer by now.
[02:14:20]  My girlfriend beat the shit out of someone who broke into her house.
[02:14:23]  The other night, I was sleeping at my girlfriend's.
[02:14:25]  She lives on one straight over from the middle of nowhere, no streetlights, no sidewalks, and keeps her house dark at night except for the room she's in to attribute to attract backs and detract bugs.
[02:14:36]  I think it was like at 2 a.m. when I woke up to my girlfriend telling me to call 911.
[02:14:40]  Long story short, a guy had broken a window into the garage and was going through my car.
[02:14:46]  He had a knife, but my girlfriend had a shotgun unloaded and wanted to scare him off.
[02:14:53]  Scare him off with it.
[02:14:54]  The cops gave us a really verbal shakedown for that, by the way.
[02:14:58]  We're fucking idiots and don't ever confront a burglar.
[02:15:00]  But this guy was clearly unhinged and charged us.
[02:15:03]  I don't really remember how it happened, but my girlfriend somehow tripped him or he tripped on his own.
[02:15:09]  And then she started basically tamping this guy's rib cage down into his lungs with the butt of the stock.
[02:15:14]  I had to physically stop her.
[02:15:16]  A little about my girlfriend.
[02:15:18]  She cries when she sees sick or hurt animals.
[02:15:20]  She's constantly doing her offering to do nice things for people.
[02:15:23]  She won't even squish bugs.
[02:15:25]  She caches them and releases him if she finds any.
[02:15:27]  She's a Buddhist.
[02:15:28]  Non-violence is important to her.
[02:15:31]  But this, I described her as the before this, I described her as the gentlest person I know.
[02:15:35]  So what the fuck?
[02:15:37]  He concludes.
[02:15:39]  There's a quote that is like, when I read this, it reminded me of it immediately.
[02:15:44]  And I can't think of what it was or who said it, but it went something like this.
[02:15:49]  Everybody is peaceful until they're not.
[02:15:52]  It's something very like, it's much more eloquent and thought-provoking than that.
[02:15:56]  But it's like, everybody wants to be non-violent until they have to save their own ass.
[02:16:00]  It's something along those lines.
[02:16:01]  And it drove me crazy.
[02:16:03]  I searched like 30 minutes and couldn't figure out what fucking I was thinking of.
[02:16:08]  But it's like, yeah, obviously she wants to be non-violent until a man is charging her with a fucking knife.

=== Burglar Gun Confrontation (02:59) ===

[02:16:15]  There's so many things about this that are like weird to me that bolsters that it's a real story.
[02:16:20]  Like they have a shotgun, but it's unloaded for some reason.
[02:16:24]  Because I guess that would make sense from someone's perspective.
[02:16:26]  You want a shotgun?
[02:16:28]  Because I know some people think like this.
[02:16:30]  They want a gun just so that they can rack it.
[02:16:32]  They hear a spooky noise or something outside and they want to ward them off.
[02:16:35]  So they just go and then they think they hope that the person will just leave.
[02:16:39]  In this circumstance, the guy was probably fucking drugged up and rummaging, you know, lifting cars to try and get money for more drugs or whatever.
[02:16:46]  So his brainwiring gets all fucked you lucky.
[02:16:50]  He hears someone rack a shotgun.
[02:16:51]  He's like, ah, fansai!
[02:16:54]  So that doesn't work.
[02:16:56]  The other one is that in a fake story like this, they wouldn't have like the whammen be the alpha.
[02:17:02]  And then he's like, like confused?
[02:17:06]  Like, oh my god, why would she be violent?
[02:17:08]  Like, what a pussy.
[02:17:10]  Um, yeah, it's just a baffling story.
[02:17:13]  Like, what the fuck do you expect her to do?
[02:17:15]  Why would you even want to spare the life of like a degenerate burglar in your fucking house?
[02:17:22]  Why would you even, why would it even cross your mind that saving this guy is like worth the time?
[02:17:28]  He's barely worth two slugs to put a hole in him.
[02:17:31]  You know what I mean?
[02:17:32]  It's not worth that.
[02:17:34]  But now we have to go through all this bullshit.
[02:17:36]  I had a friend when I worked online doing like a real job.
[02:17:41]  My co-worker was like the ones that was from Arkansas.
[02:17:46]  And he told a story about how his either he or his father had an AK-47.
[02:17:54]  It wouldn't be an AK-47, it'd be like a newer AK model or whatever.
[02:17:59]  And there was a guy, there was like a burglar attempt on his house, and they heard him come around.
[02:18:08]  God, I can't remember the exact story.
[02:18:10]  I'll try to paraphrase it because the ending is what matters.
[02:18:12]  There was like a either either it was like a burglar or it was like a confrontation.
[02:18:16]  I think it was actually a confrontation.
[02:18:17]  The guy goes back into his truck and gets a gun.
[02:18:21]  And then my buddy or his dad fires into the sky.
[02:18:29]  And that firing got the guy with the gun to leave.
[02:18:34]  Like when he realized that they were also armed, he just fucked off.
[02:18:37]  And the cops complained to them and said, why didn't you just kill him?
[02:18:43]  It's less paperwork in a self-defense situation if you just kill him in a clear case of self-defense.
[02:18:50]  If he has a gun and is an unwelcome guest on your property and you put guns, you put bullets into him and he's dead.
[02:18:56]  We just take your story.
[02:18:58]  We say it looks like a self-defense case to us.
[02:19:00]  And then the issue is fucking solved because he has a gun in his hand.
[02:19:03]  Now we have a witness.
[02:19:05]  We have conflicting stories.
[02:19:07]  We have all this bullshit.
[02:19:08]  It's like you should just fucking shot him.
[02:19:10]  So that's a story that stuck with me for a long time.

=== Elon Mac User One Second (10:20) ===

[02:19:14]  But I mean, the point of this is that the guy just wants Reddit to conform, like, to comfort him and be like, no, Thweady, it's okay.
[02:19:22]  You can be a little pussy and have your girlfriend take care of a burglar for you.
[02:19:26]  Don't worry about it.
[02:19:27]  Thee them the wrong to be so aggressive.
[02:19:29]  You know, that guy might have had mental health if you and he should have stopped and lithened.
[02:19:34]  It's our responsibility to stop and lithen.
[02:19:38]  So he's a pussy.
[02:19:40]  Sad.
[02:19:42]  Pathetic.
[02:19:43]  As Ralph would say, my boy.
[02:19:45]  Cool.
[02:19:46]  Excellent.
[02:19:47]  Awesome.
[02:19:48]  Let us do.
[02:19:49]  Let us commence the Super Berries.
[02:19:52]  And we'll call it a day.
[02:19:54]  I feel like this has been a good show.
[02:19:56]  You know what I mean?
[02:19:57]  I can just feel it.
[02:19:58]  Some weird shit.
[02:19:59]  I don't talk about a lot of these things very often.
[02:20:02]  So a little bit of variety.
[02:20:04]  It's like some Skittles.
[02:20:06]  I do have a gummer video that I'm working on, by the way.
[02:20:09]  Spoiler.
[02:20:12]  Okay.
[02:20:14]  Sorry, I'm pulling with the thing now.
[02:20:16]  All right.
[02:20:18]  The Mac user 75145 says, Reddit.
[02:20:24]  Okay, let's check it out.
[02:20:26]  I don't think it'll be better than my Reddit segment.
[02:20:28]  By the way, if you are going to send me a Reddit link, please find a working Reddit proxy and use that.
[02:20:38]  Oh, yeah, the link that you sent me doesn't work, bro.
[02:20:41]  Let me see if it's in the archive.
[02:20:43]  It's a link to our AsmenGold, and it's already deleted.
[02:20:46]  And it's not on the Reddit archive either.
[02:20:48]  And it's not, it's not archived at all.
[02:20:54]  Yeah, bro, you should have screen cap that shit.
[02:20:56]  They deleted whatever the fuck that is.
[02:20:57]  Sorry.
[02:20:59]  The Mac user 751 for 2 says Stick said the other day his Netherlands wife was making dinner and he's back in the Netherlands.
[02:21:05]  Did they reconcile?
[02:21:07]  I don't fucking know, bro.
[02:21:09]  I don't really keep up with Sticks Axe and Hammer 666.
[02:21:14]  Just a famous butt for one says, Thank you.
[02:21:18]  Sneedo for 10 says cat box file.
[02:21:20]  Wonderful.
[02:21:20]  Let's check it out.
[02:21:24]  I think I can't get the no no no.
[02:21:27]  Whoa, wait, ma'am, no, no, you don't have to do that, ma'am.
[02:21:36]  You don't have to do that!
[02:21:38]  You don't have to do that!
[02:21:40]  Why did you redeem it?
[02:21:41]  Why did you redeem it?
[02:21:43]  Why did you do it?
[02:21:46]  Ma'am, why did you do that?
[02:21:47]  This is definitely a troll pose.
[02:21:49]  I'm surprised by how many people take posts like this seriously.
[02:21:53]  Anonymous Indian flag poster on, I assume, int or poll.
[02:21:57]  I assume int because it's a blueboard says, What in one of the last legitimate call centers in my city?
[02:22:02]  We went from oh, okay, I understand the purpose of this post.
[02:22:05]  I get confused.
[02:22:06]  We went from having a staff of 500 back in 2019 down to 75 today.
[02:22:10]  Heard rumors they are shutting down the company.
[02:22:12]  Don't blame them since 90% of the time when customers pick up the phone and hear our accent, they just hang up.
[02:22:18]  Other times, it's just some Zuma thinking West Klem calls it trying to make a scam-baiting content.
[02:22:23]  Fuck you, Kit Boga.
[02:22:24]  You'll ruin the reputation of a legitimate industry in my country and destroy the lives of tens of thousands of families.
[02:22:29]  I hope you burn in the flames of hell.
[02:22:31]  You don't think Indians have hell?
[02:22:33]  Do Indians say, I hope you burn in hell?
[02:22:36]  I don't think so.
[02:22:37]  I think they have some, they have like their own thing.
[02:22:39]  I hope you get reincarnated as a flea, Kit Boga.
[02:22:42]  You piece of shit.
[02:22:45]  I don't know.
[02:22:46]  Good.
[02:22:46]  Fuck them.
[02:22:47]  Bring the call center jobs back home.
[02:22:49]  I want Steve from Ohio to answer my bank phone call.
[02:22:53]  I don't want Rajme or I want Suck Deke Deke Sheet answering my fucking phone calls to handle my bank account information.
[02:23:02]  Why am I?
[02:23:03]  I'm reading chat.
[02:23:05]  What?
[02:23:06]  Oh, because I forgot the Twitter segment.
[02:23:08]  Okay.
[02:23:09]  Okay.
[02:23:10]  We'll take a little aside.
[02:23:11]  I'll stop doing this and I will do the Twitter segment.
[02:23:15]  Since it's now a hotly demanded thing.
[02:23:17]  Something's so funny.
[02:23:18]  I just come up with all these great ideas.
[02:23:21]  Let's see.
[02:23:22]  Four seasons by Levaldi.
[02:23:26]  There we go.
[02:23:38]  Okay, I think I got it.
[02:23:39]  think i got an angle for this one chap as x deals with an onslaught of violent anti-semitic content
[02:23:59]  I find myself permanently banned while the most gratuitous offenders posting violent retort aggressively towards protected minorities,
[02:24:23]  such as Jewish people, get temporary suspensions for far greater transgressions in them against the terms of service.
[02:24:43]  It has been a full month since my banned, and I believe the time has come to now.
[02:24:52]  I think I have a different angle for this.
[02:24:54]  I want to tweak it one second.
[02:24:56]  One second.
[02:24:58]  I think there's something that I can do to make this a little bit better.
[02:25:00]  That's very plain.
[02:25:01]  It's very on the nose.
[02:25:02]  It's not how I do things, chat.
[02:25:05]  Let's do this.
[02:25:06]  Okay, hold up.
[02:25:13]  Sorry, I'm doing something a little bit special today.
[02:25:19]  Oh, I have to click traffic lights shut.
[02:25:21]  I have to click traffic lights.
[02:25:30]  Aha, okay.
[02:25:36]  Yeah.
[02:25:38]  Yep, chap.
[02:25:38]  I'm thinking.
[02:25:40]  I'm thinking that this is the one.
[02:25:42]  I'm thinking that when they see this, they will understand and everything will be sorted out.
[02:25:49]  Capish?
[02:25:50]  Shabbat shalom, Elon.
[02:25:55]  They're gonna still gonna make me do the rocks.
[02:25:57]  Okay, fine.
[02:25:57]  I'll do the rocks.
[02:25:58]  There's only 10 rocks this time, chap.
[02:26:00]  Use the Aristotle to the animal to the same icon with the same.
[02:26:04]  Oh, I got you.
[02:26:06]  This is fucking hard.
[02:26:07]  This is hard for like a normal person such as myself to do.
[02:26:11]  This is like one of those cognitive tests that they should use to test people doing the LSAT.
[02:26:23]  i feel like my brain's frying no that's wrong That's a tough one.
[02:26:33]  i'll say that's more right who is filing so many reports with my vpn that is triggering this massive anti-bot thing How many appeals do they get?
[02:26:57]  Oh, God.
[02:26:58]  I always know that I've overdone the segment when the spring ends on the Vivaldi song and it goes into summer.
[02:27:05]  It's like the timer.
[02:27:06]  It's like when you play Maple Store and you wait, are trying to log in before the music changes.
[02:27:16]  Oh my god.
[02:27:17]  Okay.
[02:27:18]  Elon wins again, chat.
[02:27:19]  I'll do it off stream.
[02:27:21]  Fucking animals.
[02:27:23]  It's the most aggressively annoying anti-bot mechanism that's ever existed.
[02:27:28]  Elon just fucking training Tesla to recognize animals and shit.
[02:27:33]  Off my hard work.
[02:27:35]  I need to get Lucas Gage.
[02:27:37]  We're going to form that remaining men together.
[02:27:41]  Therapy group.
[02:27:44]  Space Allen for 20 says ham jam.
[02:27:46]  Thank you, Space Allen.
[02:27:48]  I appreciate it.
[02:27:48]  Lucifer Faro 210 for 1 says, I would like to thank Mexicans for slowly helping blacks make themselves extinct.
[02:27:55]  I'm not sure what that's a reference to.
[02:27:57]  I guess the gang violence?
[02:27:59]  I don't know.
[02:28:00]  I don't pay attention to California, so I wouldn't know.
[02:28:03]  Twinkle Tard for $100.
[02:28:05]  Hi, Josh.
[02:28:06]  Hello.
[02:28:07]  I took a poll, and General Chad overwhelmingly agrees that Letal Drip is their favorite farmer.
[02:28:14]  Letal Drip.
[02:28:16]  The author of various high-profile threads on the Kiwi farms.
[02:28:22]  I'll leave it there.
[02:28:23]  Contentious opinion.
[02:28:24]  I trust General Chat, though.
[02:28:25]  I assume that's a true statement.
[02:28:27]  100% correct.
[02:28:29]  Thank you.
[02:28:30]  Cole Cole for five says, please read 9 through 22 or 19 through 22.
[02:28:36]  This is the book of Enoch, chapter 10.
[02:28:40]  Let every oppressor perish from the face of the earth.
[02:28:43]  Let every evil work be destroyed.
[02:28:45]  The plant of righteousness and recitude appear and it's produced to become a blessing.
[02:28:52]  It's a very awkward sentence, and there's a number two in there.
[02:28:55]  I'm not sure if that's accurate.
[02:28:57]  The plant of righteousness and restitude appear and its produce number two become a blessing.
[02:29:04]  Okay, there you go.
[02:29:06]  Um oh wait, one more.
[02:29:08]  Righteousness and restitude shall be forever planted with delight.
[02:29:13]  Well, I do like delight.
[02:29:15]  I do, I am sometimes referred to as a delighted person in various court filings.
[02:29:21]  Heterobax for 10 says, Thank you, Heterobax.
[02:29:24]  Lucifero 210 for one says, Forsake new media, embrace emulation in old movies.
[02:29:29]  Base and true.
[02:29:30]  Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for five, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, I am trustworthy.

=== EQ Lower Band Audio Appeal (03:42) ===

[02:29:35]  I can be your mic cuck every stream.
[02:29:37]  You sound homosexual, as always, my liege.
[02:29:40]  Thank you.
[02:29:40]  I'm happy to know that I put out the sound quality that you expect.
[02:29:43]  Cole Cole for one says, also, can you please unthreadlock me?
[02:29:47]  I was agreeing with you about Kirby.
[02:29:49]  I promise I won't mention anything from further east of Pakistan in my thread ever again.
[02:29:53]  I don't know why the fuck people think that the super check segment is like the ban appeal segment.
[02:29:59]  Cole Cole got banned from the Mad of the Internet thread because he keeps talking about fucking anime.
[02:30:03]  He derailed the thread for like three fucking pages to discuss anime shit again.
[02:30:07]  I have repeatedly warned people, if you derail my fucking thread to talk about fucking anime, I will fucking thread ban you.
[02:30:14]  And I only banned them for a week.
[02:30:16]  It's like a seven-day thread ban.
[02:30:18]  It even says that in the notification.
[02:30:20]  And he's like super upset about it and keeps appealing it.
[02:30:22]  You're not getting an appeal for a seven-day thread ban, bro.
[02:30:25]  Just wait it out.
[02:30:27]  Holy Howl for two says, hope you're having a good day.
[02:30:29]  Josh, my nibba, unlike Alyssa Mercant, I hope she jumps off a bridge.
[02:30:34]  I think that's the most aggressive holy howl super chat ever.
[02:30:38]  He usually just says, have a great day.
[02:30:40]  He doesn't usually wish death on someone.
[02:30:43]  Talk of the town radio for five says, I sent you an email with the subject stream help.
[02:30:46]  If you want it, it might have gone to spam.
[02:30:48]  Please read and get back to me if interested.
[02:30:49]  Thanks for the consistently good streams.
[02:30:51]  Thank you.
[02:30:51]  I do have your email.
[02:30:52]  So as I mentioned, the way that my email system works is that when I want to reply to something, I leave it unread.
[02:30:59]  And then when my email gets to about 100 unread messages, I bash through them all in a single day.
[02:31:05]  I will try to keep that number lower this time.
[02:31:07]  But yeah, your offer was basically just that if you need help with audio setup, let you know.
[02:31:13]  But I don't know.
[02:31:15]  Like, unless you're over in my fucking room, like playing with the audio, I don't know how you can help.
[02:31:21]  I don't think a mixing board or anything would help me.
[02:31:23]  I just use like, I have my mic.
[02:31:25]  The only EQ I do is on my mic.
[02:31:28]  Because here's what I did.
[02:31:29]  Here's a lesson that I learned.
[02:31:32]  My voice does not have a lot of bass to it.
[02:31:34]  I don't have a deep voice, unfortunately.
[02:31:36]  But deep voices are sexy, right?
[02:31:38]  They have like a radio voice appeal to them.
[02:31:41]  So for a long time, I consistently fucked with my EQ to try and add more lowers and more bass to when I speak.
[02:31:48]  And it just made me sound like really warbly and gave my voice like a kind of like I have like stuff in the back of my throat when I speak.
[02:31:58]  It just sounded bad.
[02:31:59]  I was never happy with it.
[02:32:01]  And then I fucked with my mic.
[02:32:02]  And this is the Sure SM7B.
[02:32:04]  And it has like a way to adjust the filter like on the bottom of it using like a screwdriver.
[02:32:09]  And I fucked with it and I gave it more 10 and no bass.
[02:32:12]  And I'm way happier with how the mic sounds now.
[02:32:15]  And I realized the entire time I was fighting how my voice actually sounds in terms of what I'm trying to add more bass to it.
[02:32:22]  Instead of just like crushing the lowers and adding more 10 to amplify how it actually sounds.
[02:32:30]  I feel like this is a much better and much more natural fit.
[02:32:32]  And because it's like the EQ is like a lower band now, it's like a smaller band.
[02:32:37]  It still sounds kind of radio-y because it's like, it sounds like something that would be on FM or something or AM.
[02:32:43]  I much more prefer this.
[02:32:44]  So I don't, I don't know.
[02:32:48]  I don't know too much about audio, but I think I'm in a good position right now.
[02:32:52]  But at some point I might change up my setup because the one thing that I did new is that I've added gain to the actual like software gain.
[02:33:04]  And most people say that you should never add software gain.
[02:33:07]  But the cloud lifter and the preamp that's in the focus right does not bring my share all the way up to zero.

=== DEI Blackrock Publicly Traded (04:10) ===

[02:33:17]  It only brings it up to like negative seven, I want to say.
[02:33:21]  So I just add like six now and I limit it.
[02:33:24]  So now I have a mic that records and more importantly, I think plays back to me audio that's similar in loudness to how I actually record.
[02:33:35]  Sorry for spurting about audio for 10 minutes, but it's one of those things where it's like when I have time to sit down and actually like focus on the podcast and get like archives up and stuff and I start listening to my audio again, I get really autistic about it.
[02:33:49]  And it's a weird thing where it's like on one hand, I know what sounds nice to me, but I have no idea why it sounds nice.
[02:33:57]  And I'm not smart enough to do it with my own setup, especially because my setup changes so much.
[02:34:01]  It's irritating.
[02:34:02]  Anyways, I'll continue on now.
[02:34:04]  Thank you.
[02:34:05]  Lilanthia for five says, going to have to watch later, but excited.
[02:34:08]  Always fun without pal Josh.
[02:34:11]  I think you mean our pal Josh, but yeah, I'll get the VOD up as soon as possible.
[02:34:15]  Thank you.
[02:34:16]  Holy How for two says, on a side note, why are all Jewish women so ugly?
[02:34:20]  I believe it's an evolutionary strategy to encourage them to participate in the media industry.
[02:34:28]  I'll use that as a euphemism.
[02:34:31]  Shuskies 2 for 5 says, well, listening to your old comment with Jim, you effectively said publicly traded corporations, which is probably all gaming corporations now, must have DEI and ship by law.
[02:34:41]  Is there any hope for a comeback anymore?
[02:34:43]  I didn't say by law.
[02:34:45]  There is a thing where it's like big companies have to pay a lot of attention to their like their affirmative action quotas so that it doesn't look like they only hire white people.
[02:34:55]  The big thing was with like BlackRock and shit, because they were incentivizing.
[02:35:01]  Oh, I know what you're saying now in a roundabout way.
[02:35:03]  Yes, and people say that this isn't true.
[02:35:05]  They try to fight this narrative.
[02:35:08]  Publicly traded corporations basically have to bow to their shareholders and be as avaricious as possible because otherwise people can lose jobs.
[02:35:15]  Otherwise they can be sued for not for doing things adverse to the shareholder bottom lines.
[02:35:23]  And you're susceptible to speculative trading and shit.
[02:35:27]  So as a result, when BlackRock is handing out free fucking money to any woke company, you're effectively blackmailed into participating in DEI.
[02:35:38]  But yeah, there is a hope for a comeback because the DEI shit's kind of ending.
[02:35:41]  BlackRock, I think, has ran out of money.
[02:35:43]  They're no longer subsidizing these things.
[02:35:45]  And we're seeing companies that are publicly traded just actively say, like, look, we have, we're accountable to our shareholders.
[02:35:50]  And because BlackRock isn't subsidizing us for DEI anymore and people are actively protesting DEI, we're just not going to do it.
[02:35:58]  So all the boomers, there was a thing with, I think it was Tim Poole or one of his guys.
[02:36:05]  One of the Tim Poole guys was very much like, call up your 401k financial manager, if it's Vanguard or Black Rock or whoever, and say to them, I want none of my money going into DEI portfolios.
[02:36:20]  I want none of my investments to be placed in the for social good causes.
[02:36:28]  I want to invest it in fucking anything else.
[02:36:31]  And I think that when that started happening, it actually damaged.
[02:36:34]  I think that enough boomers did like the boomer 401k is like their nuclear weapon.
[02:36:40]  And if all the conservative boomers who are actually financially responsible move their millions of 401k dollars and off of certain platforms because they do DEI, like that actually does fuck up their finances.
[02:36:52]  Because, like, the way that fractional reserve banking works is that because money is lended against itself so many times, when a boomer removes like a million dollars from the actual vaults of the bank, it affects like 40 million.
[02:37:08]  This is a random number I'm pulling out my ass, but I imagine it affects like 40 million dollars of like fractional reserve lending.
[02:37:14]  So it's like a big deal when people start doing that.
[02:37:17]  I think that's why it ended.
[02:37:21]  Cali Gura, 125 for 10 says, here's some pizza money.
[02:37:24]  I'm working a lot this month since I'm having a family vacation to Vegas next month.

=== Vegas New York Crime Rigged (04:02) ===

[02:37:28]  What's your honest opinion on Las Vegas?
[02:37:30]  Is it as bad as New York or Los Angeles?
[02:37:32]  I do have a soft spot for it.
[02:37:33]  I've never been to Vegas.
[02:37:35]  Nevada as a whole is pretty good as far as like business.
[02:37:39]  It has like it's, I guess you could say that Nevada is perfectly a halfway point between Wyoming and California, as weird as that sounds.
[02:37:47]  Like Las Vegas is like a crime-riddled shithole in and of itself, but Vegas as a state is actually pretty decent.
[02:37:56]  But I'm not huge into gambling.
[02:38:01]  I know that it's rigged.
[02:38:02]  It's rigged against you, so I have no interest in it.
[02:38:07]  I do find like casino aesthetic kind of nice, like the Kino Casino type aesthetic is pretty cool.
[02:38:12]  I'm especially a big fan of like cards.
[02:38:14]  I like how cards look.
[02:38:17]  But outside of that, like, I don't know, there's nothing in Vegas for me.
[02:38:22]  Salash Ashka for five says, hey, Josh, I just had an interview with a judge today for my pistol license.
[02:38:28]  Should have my license in a few weeks.
[02:38:30]  Good luck getting your guns when you come back to the U.S. eventually.
[02:38:32]  Long live Kiwi Farms.
[02:38:33]  Where the fuck do you live?
[02:38:35]  Where you have to talk to a judge to get a pistol license?
[02:38:39]  Are you like in New York or DC?
[02:38:42]  What the fuck are you doing?
[02:38:44]  Get the fuck out of that shithole.
[02:38:46]  Are you nuts?
[02:38:47]  Thank you, though.
[02:38:48]  I'm more concerned about you.
[02:38:49]  Where the fuck are you?
[02:38:51]  Lucifero 210 for one says, Justice League game is fine for like 20 minutes before the quippy dialogue makes you crave violence and the gameplay is repetitive as fuck.
[02:38:59]  In short, it's garbage.
[02:39:00]  Sounds like a lot of people would like that.
[02:39:02]  Seems like it's a thing for the masses.
[02:39:04]  Tetrabacks for 10 says, chirp.
[02:39:07]  Thank you.
[02:39:08]  Greenbean95 for 15 says, hey, Josh, could you wish me and my boyfriend and fellow Maddie enjoyer a happy birthday, please?
[02:39:16]  Oh, my boyfriend and fellow Maddie.
[02:39:18]  I thought it was said me and I was like, why do you have the same birthday?
[02:39:21]  We're not like twins or something.
[02:39:24]  Happy birthday.
[02:39:25]  I hope you have a good one, my dude.
[02:39:28]  Kiwi friend for 100 says, Chief Janny Jersh, my 12-year-old dog has been cleared of cancer and internal bleeding and is doing well.
[02:39:35]  I wanted to thank you for always making my day better with your show.
[02:39:38]  Tiny URL.
[02:39:39]  Well, I'm very happy to hear that your dog is not sick.
[02:39:41]  That's quite sad.
[02:39:43]  We have another picture of the dog.
[02:39:44]  Yeah, remember this dog.
[02:39:45]  He's had a name before.
[02:39:46]  Didn't he call it like a Snickerdoodle or something?
[02:39:48]  I don't know, like curly-haired dog breed.
[02:39:51]  Good to see he's still kicking, my dude.
[02:39:53]  I've never heard of a dog surviving cancer.
[02:39:55]  That's actually a bit strange.
[02:39:57]  But congrats.
[02:39:59]  John D90 for five says, oh, well, fuck you.
[02:40:02]  You fetal alcohol fat sped.
[02:40:04]  I'm going to invoke Mutt's Law to show you.
[02:40:06]  I mean, business.
[02:40:07]  Checkmate, she got him.
[02:40:09]  I have no idea what this means.
[02:40:14]  Just a famous butt for one says, ooh, baby, I went in.
[02:40:18]  Oh, sorry, I fucked it up.
[02:40:20]  Just a famous butt for one says, oh, baby, I go and went with all seven of my kids, baby, out loud.
[02:40:28]  It's true, she did.
[02:40:28]  She got that endless shramp.
[02:40:30]  She Kole Dante for five says, I can already tell you're about to butcher this story.
[02:40:34]  They implemented the endless shrimp after they were going bankrupt.
[02:40:38]  The executives own the shrimp supplier.
[02:40:40]  Creditors are fucked on the bill.
[02:40:44]  Are you alleging a red lobster conspiracy?
[02:40:48]  The owners that were in the shrimp business have artificially inflated shrimp demand by feeding it to black people at the expense of the red lobster creditors.
[02:40:58]  Is this what you're alleging?
[02:41:01]  Cooliodante has some insider information regarding the red lobster bankruptcy.
[02:41:06]  They should get this motherfucker working for the SEC.
[02:41:09]  Sounds like this is a security exchange fraud allegation that you're just randomly spending $5 to tell me.
[02:41:15]  It would probably pay you 10% of some kind of proceeds if you told them.
[02:41:20]  Then again, I don't blame you for not telling them.
[02:41:23]  Schneidberg Stein Goldman for 10 says, bottomless binge eaters could be here.
[02:41:28]  He thought, I hate bottomless binge eaters.

=== Grandfather Station Busy Time (02:42) ===

[02:41:31]  Food appreciators could be here.
[02:41:33]  He thought, I hate food appreciators.
[02:41:37]  Thank you.
[02:41:38]  Baldo Peggins for five says, I imagine if Rikada and Ralph rented motorcycles and started a travel vlog riding through Mexico and South America, you would be so utterly and completely owned, you'd have to quit the uppercase I internet forever.
[02:41:49]  Dude, if Ricada and Ralph got on those hogs and went hog riding down to Mexico, I would literally have to delete everything.
[02:41:58]  I would be completely wrecked.
[02:42:01]  Thank you.
[02:42:02]  Catcherbacks for 10 says, chirp.
[02:42:04]  Thank you.
[02:42:05]  Red Eyes Black Dragon for two says, Josh, you need to tell us another story when you worked at Whataburger.
[02:42:12]  You're at your best when you rabbince.
[02:42:16]  Oh, God.
[02:42:17]  I think I've told every story.
[02:42:20]  There was the time that I figured out when you work at the restaurant and you have like a big staff because you're at a busy place, you learn your station.
[02:42:29]  Like if you work at the fryer, if you work at the drive-thru window, if you work at the cashier window, like those are all different stations or front desk or the grill or side.
[02:42:40]  There's a second grill on them, which was called side.
[02:42:43]  So each person knew their stations, and it was kind of bad if you were just putting somebody on like a new station during like a busy hour.
[02:42:50]  And there was one time that my manager, who was a Belarusian woman, like literally fresh off the boat, was like having a panic attack because she couldn't figure out, like based on the number, like the people that were currently there in our hour, like how much business we were doing.
[02:43:08]  She couldn't figure out how to place everybody.
[02:43:11]  And it was like a puzzle.
[02:43:14]  And I figured it out for her.
[02:43:15]  She was very appreciative.
[02:43:16]  It was the only time ever that that woman ever showed any appreciation to me.
[02:43:21]  She hated me.
[02:43:22]  I have no idea why, but from the first day that I met her, this woman fucking hated me.
[02:43:27]  She was like a late 20s, like literally fresh off the boat, spoke with a heavy Russian accent, a Belarusian.
[02:43:35]  And she held me in absolute fucking contempt.
[02:43:38]  And the only time she ever said anything nice to me was when I figured out her staffing for her that show.
[02:43:43]  That woman gave me like so much bullshit that I remember complaining to my grandfather, like, I don't know how to make this woman like me.
[02:43:53]  She's like a manager, and I don't want to be on her bad side.
[02:43:55]  And it's like, what can I do or say that will like convince her like to stop being such an asshole to me?
[02:44:01]  My grandfather said, like, some people are just going to hate you implicitly, and there's nothing you can do about it.
[02:44:09]  And for those kinds of people, the best bet is to just not interact with them.

=== Joe Warida Love Prop Illegal (07:15) ===

[02:44:13]  And I didn't believe him.
[02:44:14]  I was like, there must be like some string of words in the English language to like to riz this person and get her to stop being such a bitch.
[02:44:22]  But I never found them.
[02:44:23]  And I realized much later in life that he was absolutely correct.
[02:44:26]  And some people just decide the second they look at you that they don't ever want to be nice to you.
[02:44:29]  And they're going to be a fucking asshole whenever possible.
[02:44:32]  And those people should just be avoided.
[02:44:35]  Basically.
[02:44:36]  There you go.
[02:44:37]  Hope you got two dollars worth, motherfucker.
[02:44:38]  11th Circuit for two says, found this portrait in my synagogue's archive this weekend.
[02:44:42]  What does it mean?
[02:44:43]  And then the profundity of that message struck me as after I read it.
[02:44:51]  It appears to be Kirby in front of a synagogue standing on gold bars next to anime hamsters.
[02:44:59]  I don't know how you mixed these art styles.
[02:45:01]  And what I'm assuming is Bing.
[02:45:05]  It just means Kirby is not Jewish.
[02:45:07]  That's slander, bro.
[02:45:08]  That's blood libel, motherfucker.
[02:45:10]  I'm going to report you to Lucas Gage.
[02:45:12]  Box Found for five says, hey, Josh, enjoy this shrimp appreciator.
[02:45:16]  Oh boy, I do love shrimp.
[02:45:17]  I am a food appreciator.
[02:45:23]  Dude, it's literally exactly.
[02:45:27]  It's as good as I thought it would be.
[02:45:29]  I'm going to be real with you.
[02:45:30]  It's as good as I had it in my head.
[02:45:34]  Thank you.
[02:45:35]  What a wonderful contribution.
[02:45:41]  I'll actually, I'll post.
[02:45:44]  Can I post this in chat?
[02:45:45]  I'm not.
[02:45:46]  Am I not signed in?
[02:45:47]  Fuck.
[02:45:51]  Fuck.
[02:45:51]  What can I do?
[02:45:52]  How can I send?
[02:45:53]  I guess you could just copy it from my screen.
[02:45:55]  Post it in the Matty thread.
[02:45:57]  People will be able to find it.
[02:45:59]  Stalker Child Enjoy Prison for 5 says, Josh, it's Jover.
[02:46:03]  It's so 2020.
[02:46:05]  For 2024, we have Joe Warida.
[02:46:10]  I have no fucking idea what that means.
[02:46:12]  Joe Warida.
[02:46:15]  I feel like you're tricking me into saying something.
[02:46:17]  I still don't know what it is.
[02:46:19]  Thank you.
[02:46:19]  Remember this Wonder for One says, Jersh, what would you decorate your walls with?
[02:46:22]  Blood.
[02:46:24]  No, paintings.
[02:46:26]  There's a couple paintings that I really, really like.
[02:46:29]  Some guy offered to send me a painting, like an impressionist painting of Rakeda to my P.O. box, and he never fucking did.
[02:46:35]  I actually wanted that, and he never sent it.
[02:46:39]  My favorite thing, I would love a recreation or the original prompt of the Man of Sorrows, the prop from Old Boy, the Korean film.
[02:46:50]  love that fucking painting and i would love to have it i would love to have the not the original I love the prop version that's used in that movie.
[02:46:57]  I would love to have that prop.
[02:46:59]  If you're like a famous movie prop collector and you have the Man of Sorrows from Old Boy, I want that.
[02:47:06]  Oh, this guy.
[02:47:09]  Aha, I found you, brother.
[02:47:10]  I see you.
[02:47:11]  You are seen.
[02:47:13]  Dogs playing poker.
[02:47:17]  Oh, hell yeah.
[02:47:19]  This is fucking content, chat.
[02:47:21]  Look at this.
[02:47:22]  This is on the Maddy thread.
[02:47:24]  Page 2103.
[02:47:27]  He's completed it.
[02:47:29]  Aw, yeah.
[02:47:30]  She.
[02:47:32]  She.
[02:47:34]  That's quality.
[02:47:35]  You only get that on the mat at the internet podcast and she and me.
[02:47:39]  Thank you.
[02:47:40]  Ziggo Zero for two says, have a great day, my friend.
[02:47:43]  Thank you.
[02:47:43]  You too.
[02:47:44]  Appreciate it.
[02:47:45]  Cal 12X for 10 says, I came home on a Kiwi Silver today and reminded me of better times before Chris fucked his mom.
[02:47:51]  Oh, those better years of before 2020.
[02:47:55]  I mean, after Chris fucked his mom, didn't that invite the bubonic plague?
[02:48:00]  Chris fucking his mom was pre-COVID, right?
[02:48:03]  I think Chris fucking his mom created COVID.
[02:48:07]  David S eight, seven, seven for 25 says, if you move to Florida, you will volunteer for squads, rounding up people of gender and putting them in camps, bro.
[02:48:16]  I'm already, I keep messaging the department of, of, um, the, the national guard.
[02:48:21]  And I keep saying, hey, if you guys need anyone for those tranny death camps, let me know.
[02:48:26]  I send them to FEMA too.
[02:48:28]  And I never get any replies from either.
[02:48:30]  So I don't know what's going on with that.
[02:48:32]  But when they open, I will be there.
[02:48:34]  I'll be first in line.
[02:48:35]  Cal 12x for 10 says, oh, did you send this three times?
[02:48:40]  He sent the thing about Chris fucking his mom three times.
[02:48:44]  I appreciate it.
[02:48:45]  That's at least a silver coin.
[02:48:48]  Humble Guardsman for 5 says, Josh, you're my favorite mushmouth retard on the lowercase I, uppercase I internet.
[02:48:55]  Thank you for the content neighbor.
[02:48:56]  You're very welcome.
[02:48:57]  I appreciate it.
[02:48:59]  Umpty Madoo for 10 says, here, Josh, a PSA, then there is a YouTube link.
[02:49:06]  Okay.
[02:49:07]  I'm gonna get content I need for this shit.
[02:49:11]  Hi, I'm Trevor Moore.
[02:49:12]  Did you know that it's illegal to say I want to kill the president of the United States?
[02:49:16]  That's four seasons in the background, by the way.
[02:49:19]  It's such a cliche, hoity-toity song.
[02:49:22]  ...of America, it's illegal.
[02:49:24]  It's a federal offense.
[02:49:25]  It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say.
[02:49:29]  Now, it was okay for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say, I want to kill the president of the United States of America.
[02:49:41]  I'm not actually saying it.
[02:49:43]  I'm just...
[02:49:43]  There is no way.
[02:49:44]  I know that this is a skit.
[02:49:46]  There is no way that they didn't get visited by Secret Service after this.
[02:49:50]  I know it's like it's supposed to be a joke and it's on the nose.
[02:49:52]  I know exactly what he's doing.
[02:49:53]  I'm still saying they would still send somebody to Comedy Central to like annoy the producers and be like, we're not okay with this.
[02:50:01]  I'm guarantee you that happened.
[02:50:03]  Letting you know that it's illegal to say that.
[02:50:05]  It's kind of like a public service.
[02:50:06]  I'm letting you know so that you don't accidentally go out and say something like that.
[02:50:11]  But what's interesting is that it's very illegal to say, I really, really think someone out there should kill the president of the United States of America.
[02:50:23]  That's illegal.
[02:50:24]  Oh, yeah, they murdered him.
[02:50:25]  That's right.
[02:50:26]  Very illegal.
[02:50:27]  But not illegal to say with a mortar launcher.
[02:50:31]  Because that's its own sentence.
[02:50:33]  It's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that.
[02:50:37]  So that's perfectly fine.
[02:50:39]  Perfectly legal.
[02:50:40]  I also found out that it's incredibly illegal, extremely illegal, to go on television and say something like, the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the White House would be from the roof of the Rockefeller Hewitt building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to the president's bedroom.
[02:50:55]  Insanely illegal.
[02:50:57]  Ridiculously, recklessly, insanely illegal.
[02:51:00]  Yet even more illegal to show an illustrated diagram.
[02:51:06]  Ridiculously, horribly felonious because they will come to your house in the middle of the night and they will lock you up extremely against the law.
[02:51:14]  They'll kill you.
[02:51:15]  It is technically legal to say is that we have a group that meets Fridays at midnight under the Brooklyn Bridge and the password is Six Emperor Tyrannus.
[02:51:23]  Oh, we miss him.
[02:51:25]  Kitty history will always be his pinnacle, though.

=== Osmium Low Tier Cursed Ellis (09:07) ===

[02:51:29]  Osmium, for one, says, this super berry is brought to you by Tard Warwick Smugsberging Session Inc., engaging in ever more six shillings, six hexenhammer, 666 figatry to pay off baby mamas and bulls alike.
[02:51:41]  Dasabut all, peas oot.
[02:51:46]  I think this guy doesn't like sticks.
[02:51:48]  I'm going to go out on a limb here.
[02:51:49]  Tetrabacks for 10 says, chirp.
[02:51:52]  Thank you, Tetrabax.
[02:51:53]  Submarine dude for 20 says, please play this for the next bad of the video game stream.
[02:51:57]  And there is a GameSpot channel link.
[02:52:00]  Okay.
[02:52:02]  Oh, it's Life is Strange Double Exposure.
[02:52:04]  No, trust me, bro.
[02:52:05]  It's going to happen one day.
[02:52:08]  Osmium, for one, says, remember, Tard Tarl thinks in regards to the Ricada stuff, the legality of cocaine is a more valuable issue than drunk K Detain company ignoring and mischieving their chillins.
[02:52:19]  Truly a take of takes.
[02:52:21]  Yeah, everyone just seems to ignore the fucking kids being abused and shit.
[02:52:26]  Osmium, for one, says, and thus the boss spent in his dialogue combos is locked away.
[02:52:31]  Buried in debt and dark meat is all shross.
[02:52:35]  As I'm sure he'll stake his cheeks in an attempt to get a good Gamba sesh only to lose it all.
[02:52:41]  Thank you for your BBC posting, brother.
[02:52:44]  Non-practicing parent for five non-practicing parent for five says, here's a black jack for you.
[02:52:58]  And I think it's the thing that I was showing on the stream before.
[02:53:04]  There we go.
[02:53:05]  The black jack.
[02:53:06]  Thank you.
[02:53:07]  Casting Couch Crab for $10 says DSP versus low tier guide matchup when there can be only one.
[02:53:15]  I have no interest in low tier god.
[02:53:16]  I know that they fought at some point, but I don't know.
[02:53:19]  It's outside of my realm.
[02:53:21]  Osmium for one says, low tier god, I am I'm sure has verbally crushed more nogs than any rally of the triple K Crown Club has in centuries.
[02:53:30]  Osmium for one says there's nothing worse than being a baseball fan forking over boss man levels of money to attend a sport only to witness a middle-aged no-egg gal voice a soulless child character singing.
[02:53:42]  That is a true story.
[02:53:43]  Randall Babandle for two says, I can't remember if someone has mentioned this, but I attribute iDubbs' downfall to the one bad unboxing where he received and then put a Sancho medallion.
[02:53:52]  It's true.
[02:53:52]  I think other people have noticed this as well.
[02:53:54]  He's considered one of the cursed.
[02:53:57]  Holy How for two says Trigger Point is a pathetic subhuman whenever you shed on anime on X.
[02:54:03]  He was always in your quote Zeit's seething heart.
[02:54:05]  Yeah, I recognize his avatar because he's one of those people that has like a melty anytime I'm involved in anything.
[02:54:11]  He's like one of those reply guys.
[02:54:14]  Haramberger for two says the Japanese love baseball.
[02:54:16]  The Japanese love anime girls.
[02:54:19]  What could go wrong?
[02:54:20]  Oh wait, we're VTubing to an American stadium, not a Japanese one.
[02:54:24]  Go Menazai America Jin Baka Baka.
[02:54:28]  I mean, I'm sure that they show all sorts of anime shit in like Japanese baseball stadiums.
[02:54:33]  Like, that would make sense.
[02:54:35]  Umpty Madoo for one says, the boomers probably think the VTuber is either a child or a cartoon meant to entertain toddlers.
[02:54:41]  If that's the case, they probably think it's cute.
[02:54:42]  I envy the world they live in.
[02:54:44]  Bro, the boomers truly have it made.
[02:54:47]  They live in a world of cope and delusion that we can only dream of.
[02:54:51]  Osmium for one says, The Predators and Weebs, I'm sure, are the only ones singing along to the cringe.
[02:54:55]  The Cholos, illegals, boomers, and Bix Noods, and everyone else is probably looking at this with their rightful horror.
[02:55:00]  TVD.
[02:55:02]  Steam Cricket for 10 says, Jews rock.
[02:55:04]  And there's a link to a YouTube video, which I'm pretty sure is going to be the YouTube video where Sam Hyde sings Jews rock.
[02:55:10]  What do you know, chat?
[02:55:11]  It's like I had premonition powers or something.
[02:55:14]  Is it going to play?
[02:55:15]  I want to hear some nice, uh, some nice beats.
[02:55:19]  I wonder if Brian Ellis composed those.
[02:55:22]  Where the fuck is my Jews rock music?
[02:55:25]  Oh, my fucking.
[02:55:25]  I hate YouTube.
[02:55:26]  What a piece of shit.
[02:55:27]  what's your fucking purpose that's me and the dog
[02:56:06]  Oh, this song at the end, by the way.
[02:56:08]  This is by Brian Ellis.
[02:56:11]  I'm seriously considering contacting him and begging him to do like a theme song for us, like an intro music piece.
[02:56:19]  Because I love the like anxiety of this music.
[02:56:22]  Like there's so much anxiety.
[02:56:26]  I just love it.
[02:56:28]  I don't know.
[02:56:29]  I've thought about it.
[02:56:30]  I don't know how many thousands of dollars it would cost to get him to make something for me.
[02:56:35]  Call you Dante for 15 says, if Gabe has the five locals domino stores working around the clock, each with four pizza ovens, how many pizzas can they deliver to Lucas Gage over the next four years?
[02:56:44]  I don't know, man.
[02:56:45]  Six million seems like a high number.
[02:56:48]  I don't think dominoes can make that many pizzas, especially considering that they already have to feed people of color.
[02:56:54]  It just doesn't make any sense to me.
[02:56:56]  Osmium for one says, surprisingly, the ranks comprise a good portion of mutts and cannon fodder like him, who usually go down the tactic Cringe route, or they go soybeard Ronnie McNutt mode in an attempt to repent for serving an.
[02:57:09]  Osmium for one says, praise, be the Gabe Hoffmans of the world.
[02:57:12]  If only he can get me on.
[02:57:13]  Man Lucifero for one.
[02:57:15]  Or yeah, 210 for one says I vaguely support Israel because the fag trannies and everyone I hate support Palestine and it makes them cope and seethe and dilate.
[02:57:24]  Um hey man, that's the way to go.
[02:57:27]  You support the people.
[02:57:28]  That pisses off the most.
[02:57:30]  That's my philosophy.
[02:57:31]  Osmium for one says Dan might have just sent all that money to the v-truners and, due to getting no love, he resulted in pulling a sketch and playing with a Glizzy while begging for attention.
[02:57:39]  Bro, he's gay.
[02:57:40]  Osmium for one says I feel like this mixed mess would get along just fine with Vito Riley and, meant to be honest, he can play Buddha dog while the rest of the predator gang stalk every july.
[02:57:49]  I don't know, he's too retarded, uh.
[02:57:50]  Purple Teriyaki for two says it's not his fault.
[02:57:53]  Dsp has bad online leg because of his router, is in a closet, stealing wi-fi from a Turkish restaurant in which his condo.
[02:58:00]  Um, i'll have you know that not paying for wi-fi and stealing it from Turkish people is actually base.
[02:58:09]  Thank you, Unkindes here.
[02:58:11]  For two says, Butta dog with the buttadog with the dog with the butt on Ethan Ralph.
[02:58:15]  For one, honey dollar says, fuck you, Josh Moon, nice try, I guess.
[02:58:22]  I think that one came out mangled when Microsoft Sam wasn't up to it.
[02:58:26]  Uh, tetrabags for 10, says Chirp, thank you, Holy Hell.
[02:58:30]  For two says, talk about fallen Chungus, a retard who starts uh uppercase I internet wars with his family and is now homeless Shamo.
[02:58:37]  Did a good 10 minute video talking about there's lots of rubinism, derangements and dude.
[02:58:41]  I don't know anything about this guy.
[02:58:43]  If you want me to talk about something, I need a video that's like funny that I can look at and play for people.
[02:58:48]  Like a bunch of people ask me to talk about this fucking guy called like Gordon, but it's like you keep posting these like 20 paragraph long essays about him on the community happenings thread and you think it's like so important and so crazy.
[02:59:01]  You give it like an image header, like with the Ricada and Ralph stuff like, oh, this is the new hot thing.
[02:59:07]  Here's this header to show you we really mean business like, how about a fucking like two minute long video where this guy is being a Spurg that I can laugh at, like i'm not gonna read?
[02:59:16]  I got shit to do.
[02:59:17]  I'm not gonna sit there and read all this shit.
[02:59:19]  Put a fucking video that's funny in it.
[02:59:22]  Longboarder 241 for two says, happy tuesday, Josh.
[02:59:24]  Just curious, have you seen that show by only plays artist Zach called Smiling Friends?
[02:59:28]  Yet apparently they make tons of low cal references in it too.
[02:59:31]  I have never seen a single episode of Smiling Friends, i'm sorry.
[02:59:34]  Osmium for one says Dion's path into either will into Will or Imo will either trune out or become Butta Dog eating a Jeat pie, getting scorned by a truant, and go low-tier god mode, or in pure range will enable Nashville to the buttadog boogaloo.
[02:59:50]  Um, I don't know, I don't know enough to speculate.
[02:59:53]  Anime extremist for two says, Josh, I bought a Fumo plushie of this new Vtuber that I became a big fan of for the next merchant.
[02:59:59]  Can you sell Josh or Celebrum at Fumo Plushie so I can end my collection?
[03:00:02]  Thanks to advance.
[03:00:03]  No, it sounds cringe and gay.
[03:00:04]  The Cynical Negro for one says, The guy sounds like Dashten like psychic vampire slayer.
[03:00:09]  I don't know that reference.
[03:00:10]  Sorry.
[03:00:11]  Osman for one says, Insert low-tier god-level rant about Uncle Ruckus music and the BG as the chat's reaction to the cringe interaction Dion Buttadog had with those poor workers.
[03:00:20]  I'll take a bonics over Weeks Week any day.
[03:00:23]  Um, yeah, I mean, he's like heavily autistic, bro.
[03:00:27]  Supreme Me for two says, Tranny screaming immediately after the election is one thing I'm looking forward to if Trump wins.
[03:00:32]  Dude, it'll be funny.
[03:00:33]  It'll be funny.
[03:00:34]  That's the only reason why people vote for him.
[03:00:35]  It'd be funny.

=== Apple Glasses Optician Data Sell (08:30) ===

[03:00:36]  Um, Fligu Gigu Seared Bite for one says, I know you hate Google, but what about the those Facebook, Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Apple, Netflix?
[03:00:44]  You mean Fagman?
[03:00:45]  The Fagman acronym.
[03:00:47]  If you were to rate them, how would you?
[03:00:49]  What should one do if accepted to work into them for some big bucks?
[03:00:53]  You should take the job, take all their fucking money and sabotage them from the inside out.
[03:00:58]  Like, there's no reason.
[03:01:00]  Like, as far as working for them, just do it.
[03:01:02]  And then if they ever ask you to do anything illegal, take it like or like morally ambiguous, just take like evidence of it.
[03:01:09]  But definitely milk them for everything they're worth.
[03:01:12]  As far as like rating them, I don't know.
[03:01:15]  I don't have enough experience with Apple to really care.
[03:01:19]  Apple actually seems honestly as much as I hate Apple products because they have like this locked ecosystem that's like anti-friendly to do-it-yourself repair stuff and is like not friendly to open source.
[03:01:30]  Apple is like one of the better ones now, shockingly.
[03:01:35]  Microsoft is also like it's closed source, proprietary, same issues as Apple, but like I don't know.
[03:01:43]  I like Bing.
[03:01:44]  I like Bing more than Google.
[03:01:47]  I would say Google is the worst.
[03:01:49]  Honestly, the big ones like Microsoft, Apple, and Facebook.
[03:01:55]  Because they've gotten so much flack for like being, you know, the ubiquitous software people, they kind of are like quiet.
[03:02:03]  They just do their fucking jobs at this point.
[03:02:05]  They don't really seem to interfere and people as much anymore.
[03:02:09]  They don't want to like draw attention to themselves.
[03:02:11]  Whereas like Google, Amazon, and Netflix, they're out there sucking dick hard every fucking day.
[03:02:18]  They want to be proud and loud about it.
[03:02:20]  They want to fuck with you.
[03:02:22]  They want to sell your data as much as possible.
[03:02:24]  Whereas like Facebook's implemented like end-to-end encryption on both Facebook Messenger and WhatsApp.
[03:02:31]  Apple has openly denied doing things that the NSA has asked them to do, like to backdoor their encryption software.
[03:02:41]  What does Google, Amazon, and Netflix do besides suck cock?
[03:02:45]  They're like basically a part of the federal government at this point.
[03:02:48]  Propaganda arms and spyware and all sorts of shit.
[03:02:52]  Solar scripture 583 for 20 says, good streaming.
[03:02:54]  God bless.
[03:02:54]  Thank you very much.
[03:02:55]  I appreciate it.
[03:02:56]  Byakni for five says, the silent tranquility of the mind is no more.
[03:02:59]  I am consumed by thoughts of the butted dog, the dog with the butto on him.
[03:03:03]  Dude, so relatable.
[03:03:05]  You have no idea.
[03:03:07]  MH Dark Law for three says, Josh, I'm starting to recommend.
[03:03:10]  I'm starting.
[03:03:11]  I'm going to start recommending you music.
[03:03:12]  This week, I'll recommend Sans by Emancipator.
[03:03:16]  Okay, I'll put that in my notes, bro.
[03:03:18]  You should honestly just post it in the Kiwi Farm store for recommending you music.
[03:03:21]  It's much more likely that I'll get that I'll listen to it.
[03:03:25]  Haramburger for two says, SUP 67WCU.
[03:03:29]  I think I was up to like 76 or something when I last played.
[03:03:34]  I was because I was doing something really slow, like because I was programming at the time.
[03:03:40]  So I would just run teak logs, I think, like south of the Castle Wars.
[03:03:48]  I would just do teak logs very, very slowly.
[03:03:51]  I'd also do monk fishing because it was like so low intensity.
[03:03:55]  Dr. Coffin Nails for two says, can you start writing Bossman in Jail so we can continue to get more content or would that be touching the locale?
[03:04:01]  I'm not going to fuck with Bossman.
[03:04:03]  My hamster is a turf for one says, I might be retarded.
[03:04:05]  I think your last update to the RSS feed in 2024-517, the corrections have 1705 rat version.
[03:04:11]  Not trying to criticize, just trying to help you think steroids.
[03:04:14]  Just post them out of the internet thread if I fucked up something.
[03:04:17]  The last update to the...
[03:04:19]  Yeah, I don't know what that means.
[03:04:20]  You gotta indicate to me.
[03:04:22]  I did update the last one.
[03:04:24]  Blurp or Blurp Bloop for 2 says, sleep well.
[03:04:28]  Blessings of the moon man be upon me.
[03:04:31]  Thank you.
[03:04:32]  I will sleep well.
[03:04:33]  Appreciate it.
[03:04:34]  Tetrabags for $200.
[03:04:35]  It says, great stream.
[03:04:36]  Jerome, the feral squirrel I've been trying to train to attack intruders is going to trust me.
[03:04:40]  Can't wait to have a whole squad of attack squirrels.
[03:04:43]  Could just get a goose.
[03:04:44]  Those are much easier to train.
[03:04:46]  You can buy like 20 gooses for $200.
[03:04:49]  You don't have to train them that much.
[03:04:50]  Let's give them some water.
[03:04:53]  Thank you very much.
[03:04:54]  Sword Mage for Fire says you should watermark the body cam videos until they become public record.
[03:04:58]  When Nick had the Vic Depots, he held it over everyone's head that you could only watch them on his streams with his commentary.
[03:05:06]  Okay, that's a good point.
[03:05:08]  Mario Carter 13 for one says, Brad Taste in Music once apologized to his Trune moderator because he misheard snap your fingers as the neighbor word.
[03:05:16]  Oh, that guy's a fucking loser.
[03:05:18]  He just lives his life on his knees apologizing.
[03:05:21]  Ravon for one says, I petitioned the mighty knoll to go through three shows a week.
[03:05:25]  Money, also, thanks for the new farm link.
[03:05:27]  I forgot the SD a million.
[03:05:28]  Shout out to my aircraft.
[03:05:30]  You just Google Kiwi Farms at this point.
[03:05:32]  You find the new domain, bro.
[03:05:36]  I don't want to do three streams a week.
[03:05:37]  No, that's too much.
[03:05:39]  Sneeto for one says, I'm really tired of VTuber and Vtuber fags.
[03:05:42]  Tell me about it.
[03:05:43]  Blorp Bloop for two says, here's two bucks to stick to two streams a week, which is what you're going to do anyways.
[03:05:47]  Correct.
[03:05:47]  Thank you.
[03:05:48]  DVS to V for two says, well, well, well, I don't know what that means.
[03:05:52]  Nouse Cops for one says, please compare the state flags of Iowa and Maine and tell us which is better.
[03:05:56]  They both suck.
[03:05:57]  They're just on fucking blue backgrounds.
[03:05:58]  I know which ones they are.
[03:05:59]  They have the state seal and they're on a blue background.
[03:06:01]  They both suck ass.
[03:06:02]  Sneedo for one says, hey, Josh, I was wondering if you had deja vu or glitch in the matrix moment.
[03:06:07]  No.
[03:06:08]  Blorp Bloop for two says, his cancer-surviving doggo is an Aredelle Terrier and a good boy.
[03:06:14]  That's good to know.
[03:06:15]  Colts are 20 says YouTube link.
[03:06:18]  Not watching all three minutes of this, bro.
[03:06:20]  From a viewer, a 75-year-old reporter for City News in Toronto, Canada, went to get answers from an optician accused of selling counterfeit glasses.
[03:06:27]  The problem that Optician apparently has a temper.
[03:06:30]  What he did next got correspondent Peter Silverman's attention and ours.
[03:06:34]  Take a look.
[03:06:38]  Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
[03:06:40]  Did I hit you?
[03:06:41]  Did I hit you?
[03:06:42]  Get the f out of here!
[03:06:44]  What?
[03:06:44]  What?
[03:06:44]  You're going to hit me?
[03:06:45]  You're going to hit me?
[03:06:46]  You hit me!
[03:06:49]  Alright, I'm sick of your f ⁇ k.
[03:06:50]  Go ahead, hit me.
[03:06:51]  This all started when Diana Yaroman said she had paid optician Adam Plymer $400 for glasses, which he never received.
[03:06:59]  I'm ready to pick up my glasses.
[03:07:01]  Everything was hunky-dory.
[03:07:03]  Dude, that hat is killing me.
[03:07:05]  That hat and that accent are combination is killing me.
[03:07:10]  And he said, you're not getting?
[03:07:12]  But he didn't say like that.
[03:07:13]  He was screaming.
[03:07:14]  You're not kidding.
[03:07:15]  And then there was Catherine Ning, who paid Plymouth $700 for a pair of glasses, which also included a free eye test.
[03:07:23]  But when Plymer couldn't get her prescription right, she wanted to cancel the deal.
[03:07:28]  And then he said, no, if you don't get out of my store, I'm going to call the cops on you.
[03:07:33]  Thank you so much.
[03:07:34]  Why did you send me this?
[03:07:36]  This obscure video from 13 years ago.
[03:07:39]  That is a truly bizarre thing.
[03:07:43]  Not sure what I'm waiting for.
[03:07:45]  Thank you, though.
[03:07:46]  Blue for two says, it's false dawn already.
[03:07:48]  Birbs literally be chirping soon.
[03:07:51]  Oh, why?
[03:07:51]  Because it's like the summer equinox nearby.
[03:07:54]  Yeah, I don't know what that means, but fuck birds.
[03:07:57]  Colts for five says another YouTube link.
[03:08:02]  The actual state of Portugal.
[03:08:34]  Criminalidade, tráfico de droga e a substituição do povo português.
[03:08:39]  Isto não é uma exceção ou um caso isolado.
[03:08:41]  É um paradigma e uma bola de cristal para aquilo que vai ser o...
[03:08:45]  You know what would really make my TikTok video a banger?
[03:08:48]  A Daggio and D minor.
[03:08:50]  That's not overplayed.
[03:08:52]  Yeah, this is like every city in Europe, bro.
[03:08:55]  Every big city in the European Union is just like that.
[03:08:58]  Aynon did nothing wrong for 5 says, I've been enjoying the self-sufficiency board.
[03:09:02]  I know you have mixed feelings about AN, but how do you feel about the site attracting a user base not interested in locales?

=== Resistant Indians Boards Previous Proms (03:45) ===

[03:09:07]  As long as they're not like the fucking retards that leave like the most obvious brain-dead fucking take on every single goddamn article that they see, I'm very happy about it.
[03:09:15]  The AN set is just like you have it's a group of people whose personality is carved around their political takes.
[03:09:24]  They hate women or they hate Jews, they hate blacks, they hate Democrats, and they the main issue that I have with them is that they don't like shit.
[03:09:35]  They don't post in areas of the site that they like shit.
[03:09:37]  They just complain.
[03:09:39]  They go to this thread and they complain about this.
[03:09:40]  They go to this thread and they complain about this.
[03:09:42]  They read an article about something they don't like and they give the most superficial baseline fucking take based off the headline alone that any dumbass could fucking make.
[03:09:50]  Like the most low IQ, unintellectually challenging commentary, devoid of insight, devoid of fucking information.
[03:09:59]  And it's just like, and it's fine.
[03:10:02]  Okay, you want to stay in your tumor board and shit out in the most asinine fucking squabbles that you can possibly come up with.
[03:10:08]  Go for it.
[03:10:08]  I don't give a fuck.
[03:10:10]  Then you're going to go to on-topic boards and you're going to start seething about fucking Jews and fucking black people and completely derail the thread.
[03:10:17]  Don't do that.
[03:10:19]  The blue boards, the purple boards, I care about those.
[03:10:24]  That's my site.
[03:10:26]  That's my bread and butter you're fucking with.
[03:10:28]  Don't derail my fucking on-topic threads with your bullshit about fucking Jews.
[03:10:33]  I don't give a shit.
[03:10:34]  That's what pisses me off about it.
[03:10:35]  It's like I want to give people a place where they can like cooperate and like coexist and just say what they have to say in their spheres.
[03:10:43]  And then they get pissed off that somebody somewhere else doesn't agree with them and then they start bringing that shit into their fucking thread and they start tagging them.
[03:10:49]  They have these little spats and they derail every fucking topic to be about them and their personal vendettas against random users on the site.
[03:10:55]  It's like, fuck you.
[03:10:57]  I don't want to deal with this shit.
[03:10:59]  Get the fuck over it.
[03:11:00]  Block people.
[03:11:01]  You don't like what they're saying?
[03:11:02]  Block them.
[03:11:02]  Stop reading their fucking thread.
[03:11:04]  Stop reading threads you don't like and then getting mad that they exist.
[03:11:07]  Get the fuck over it.
[03:11:09]  Innocenter Shoe for Fox says, Happy beat today.
[03:11:11]  Any Indians?
[03:11:13]  Are Indians resistant to the curse of the Sanchez medallion?
[03:11:15]  Mudahar pokes himself wearing one three years ago.
[03:11:18]  I guess he realized that there was attention to be gained by wearing the medallion, so he put on two.
[03:11:23]  I don't know.
[03:11:23]  We'll see.
[03:11:24]  Probably not.
[03:11:25]  I don't think Indians are resistant to anything.
[03:11:28]  Unkind naysayer for two says, I like how adding Butter Dog to my other super chat literally blue screened your brain for the rest of it.
[03:11:35]  Yes, it's true.
[03:11:36]  Butter dog took over for a second.
[03:11:39]  Amira Butter for five says have a Japanese baseball mascot.
[03:11:43]  Let me ask.
[03:11:47]  Oh my god, what the fuck?
[03:11:49]  Buffalo bell that's actually cute though It looks like an Animal Crossing character.
[03:12:02]  You know what I mean?
[03:12:02]  It's not just like anime.
[03:12:04]  It's like it's an animal thing.
[03:12:08]  I don't know about this so much about the dancing and shit though.
[03:12:12]  I don't know.
[03:12:12]  It doesn't look too different from like American mascots.
[03:12:14]  It's just like a Japanese looking cartoon animal.
[03:12:18]  It's definitely not a fucking VTuber.
[03:12:20]  It's a cow though.
[03:12:21]  I think, did you find this just because it's a cow?
[03:12:24]  I like the name being like Buffalo Bill though.
[03:12:28]  Colts for five says YouTube link.
[03:12:30]  And it's another fucking YouTube link.
[03:12:31]  If you didn't give me $20 on the first one, I wouldn't watch the shit.
[03:12:35]  Sorry to sound like pissy, but what the fuck is this garbage, bro?
[03:12:39]  Yeah, there's a loaf of bread on a cat and the cat bites it.
[03:12:44]  That's it.
[03:12:44]  It's the entire thing.
[03:12:47]  Thanks.
[03:12:50]  Cole Dante for five.
[03:12:51]  This is the last one.

=== Tennessee Home Trees Johnny Boys (03:47) ===

[03:12:52]  Says, ignore all previous proms here.
[03:12:53]  Now think about Buttadog.
[03:12:55]  But a dog, you plan to stop thinking about Buttadog?
[03:12:58]  In case you're wondering, where is it?
[03:13:01]  Oh no, I've lost Buttadog.
[03:13:03]  The dog with the butt on him.
[03:13:08]  But a dog.
[03:13:09]  The dog with the butter on the dog.
[03:13:12]  Dog with the butt on him.
[03:13:14]  The dog with the button on him.
[03:13:15]  But a dog.
[03:13:17]  But a dog.
[03:13:19]  Thank you.
[03:13:19]  Okay, no more super chats.
[03:13:23]  Sorry, I inhaled too sharply and it killed me.
[03:13:29]  Okay, I'll turn it off there.
[03:13:30]  I will see you guys on Friday.
[03:13:33]  Sorry for sounding kind of pissy in the end of the super chats.
[03:13:35]  I just want to.
[03:13:37]  I'm hot.
[03:13:37]  I'm done.
[03:13:38]  Let me go.
[03:13:39]  Please.
[03:13:40]  Stop throwing $1 bills at me.
[03:13:41]  I'm not a stripper.
[03:13:44]  Okay, take it easy.
[03:13:45]  Bye-bye.
[03:13:45]  The song, by the way, is Colter Wall Johnny Boy's Bones featuring the Dead South.
[03:13:53]  That is Johnny Boys Bones by Coulter Wall featuring the Dead South.
[03:13:57]  Take it easy.
[03:13:57]  Bye-bye.
[03:13:58]  Well, I wish I was in the land of cotton.
[03:14:04]  Old times, they are not forgotten.
[03:14:07]  Look away.
[03:14:13]  Dixieland.
[03:15:02]  Too late beneath the trees of his Tennessee home.
[03:15:07]  Maybe boss made a surgeon wild.
[03:15:11]  With his arms And he died killing man, a most honorable sin.
[03:15:37]  But the mean boys in blue, they done turn him in.
[03:15:41]  When they laid him low, with a laugh and a grin.
[03:15:48]  Oh, who will bring back my Johnny Boys bones?
[03:15:52]  To lay me the trees of our Tennessee home.
[03:15:56]  Hey, box, a box, made the sturdy white old with his arms folded up, and his blue eyes all closed.
[03:16:07]  Oh, who will bring back my Johnny boys bones?
[03:16:11]  To lay me the streets of our Tennessee home.
[03:16:15]  Hey, box, hey, box, made sturdy wide old with his arms folded up, and his blue eyes all closed.
[03:16:24]  Oh, who you bring back my Johnny boys bones to lay me the trees of our Tennessee home.
[03:16:32]  Hey, box, hey, box, made them sturdy white old.
[03:16:36]  With his arms folded up, and his blue eyes all