Mad at the Internet - Unauthorized Likeness
Aired: 2024-07-02
Duration: 02:33:31


=== Straight Pride and Club Heat (01:22) ===

[00:00:25]  Yeah, I'm a straight guy and I got straight pride doing the thick, warm dick in my backside.
[00:00:30]  I like straight time like grilling with the guys and cracking up in a cold.
[00:00:34]  Yeah, this is shit of desire.
[00:00:35]  I love the straight shit like dancing to the beat when I'm topless at the club in the summer heat.
[00:00:40]  I love the straight songs by my boy, Yelton John I'm playing when I'm making love baby, you're not long, cause I'm a straight man and I got straight friends.
[00:00:47]  No one the chicks interfering with our straight plans.
[00:00:49]  We got straight hobbies like eating biscuits, soggy slather on that sauce.
[00:00:53]  I want it in my body.
[00:00:54]  And bodybuilding.
[00:00:55]  Yeah, that's it.
[00:00:56]  You feel me straight as shit there ever is.
[00:00:57]  You know I ain't kidding.
[00:00:59]  Go heavens where it's at cause.
[00:01:00]  Want me on the rat?
[00:01:01]  Hey, check my glutes, bro.
[00:01:02]  There's nothing gay about that.
[00:01:03]  Head home.
[00:01:05]  And that.
[00:01:05]  You got a nice rump.
[00:01:06]  You up for some amateur wrestling after the pump?
[00:01:08]  Let me oil your dice so that I rub too much.
[00:01:10]  You know a club where we can go a spiral martial shot.
[00:01:13]  Then it's back to mind.
[00:01:14]  Blossom one to one time.
[00:01:15]  Check out my meat.
[00:01:16]  I'm cooking.
[00:01:16]  No love tonight for you, a couple of hot dogs and a couple of brews, a recipe for messy eatings, how I like it.
[00:01:22]  How about you?
[00:01:22]  Come on and fill me up?
[00:01:24]  I never spill a drop.
[00:01:25]  I wanna taste your cocktail, frock and less and hot.
[00:01:27]  I can feel my heart throb, but I don't ever wanna stop.
[00:01:30]  Keep on eating till I pop.
[00:01:31]  Then it's time to slop, but it's up to you if you want to taste too.
[00:01:34]  We got nothing to prove.
[00:01:36]  We got nothing to lose.
[00:01:37]  It's fine, take your time.
[00:01:38]  We're just two straight guys have a straight dinner like straight guys.
[00:01:41]  But sometimes i'm just a straight guy living a straight life.

=== Messy Eatings and No Spills (06:15) ===

[00:01:47]  I'm out proud and i'm.
[00:01:49]  What a better song could a.
[00:01:51]  Could a better song possibly exist to set the mood for this june 2nd Post Gay Holocaust month extravaganza?
[00:02:04]  Tardmen working hard.
[00:02:05]  In case you're wondering uh, Straight Pride, h-m-w-h.
[00:02:09]  They're Australian and their their name's a joke of uh, MEN working hard, which is uh, the Australian band that sang about Legendite and the the Land Down Under song.
[00:02:24]  That's men working hard, they're hard men working hard.
[00:02:27]  It's completely different.
[00:02:28]  You see chat, how are you how?
[00:02:32]  How's everyone doing?
[00:02:34]  Um, do I have a mood?
[00:02:37]  Do I have a mood to set this stream with?
[00:02:39]  No no, I don't have a mood.
[00:02:41]  I um managed to get a gravel concrete asphalt, um production line set up on the Soviet Republic and now I feel I have beat the game.
[00:02:56]  Uh, in realistic mode, now I feel I beat the game and i'm freed from its tenacious grasp.
[00:03:02]  So I have been doing other shit this weekend uh, not least of which is some Kiwi farm stuff.
[00:03:08]  Should I get into that first?
[00:03:09]  Should that be the first thing I talk about?
[00:03:11]  No, i'll save it for a little bit.
[00:03:13]  Um, i'll get around to that in a moment.
[00:03:16]  Uh let's, let's end, let's conclusively end out pride month once and for all.
[00:03:24]  Um, and then we'll get around to some other fun topics.
[00:03:28]  Uh, cool.
[00:03:29]  So there was uh some footage of a bunch of gay men just jerking off and pissing on each other, and then this Whammon went on to Zitter to say what she saw.
[00:03:41]  Whammin on Zitter, what did you see?
[00:03:44]  We need a first-hand account of this.
[00:03:48]  Okay, I feel physically ill after spending the day at San Francisco Pride.
[00:03:52]  Now, I've been to quite a few pride events, but this one was by far the most disturbing, and it was because they were nudists there that were fully erect in front of children, standing in a way to make sure that everybody saw their fully exposed penises.
[00:04:08]  There were adults grabbing other people's genitals and other adults masturbating.
[00:04:14]  There was a fetish zone in which people were peeing on each other.
[00:04:18]  So again, Chu, I'm just I'm shocked and horrified after experiencing this.
[00:04:25]  Keep in mind that this is an all-ages event.
[00:04:27]  There were children present.
[00:04:29]  The fetish zone was an 18-plus area, but there were no IDs being checked.
[00:04:34]  And again, there were adults essentially having sex in public.
[00:04:40]  I am shocked.
[00:04:41]  I've never experienced such a vulgar display of promiscuity.
[00:04:48]  I mean, I don't even know what to say in terms of this.
[00:04:52]  I'm shocked and horrified, and I don't think I'm ever going to.
[00:04:57]  Her shirt is a joke, in case you're wondering.
[00:05:00]  It says hate, fascism, racism, bigotry.
[00:05:06]  I thought it said faggotry right there.
[00:05:08]  I'm like, that doesn't make sense.
[00:05:11]  Is it like a joke shirt where you have like all these things and one of them is not like the other?
[00:05:15]  You hope not to get noticed in public.
[00:05:17]  No, she's trying to blend in to do investigative journalism as if they fucking screen people out of these events.
[00:05:26]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:05:28]  I am surprised that there are still reproductive couples out there who are like tolerant of this shit, but I guess they guess they still exist, at least in California.
[00:05:44]  Good for them.
[00:05:46]  Pride was also shuttered in the UK conclusively on July 1st, nonetheless.
[00:05:55]  There was a butch lesbian.
[00:05:56]  I don't know.
[00:05:57]  I guess you wouldn't describe these people as butch.
[00:05:59]  There's a lesbian couple and they were beaten by a group of Muslims who noticed that they were lesbians and decided that they don't, they have an issue with that.
[00:06:11]  Actually, this is in Canada.
[00:06:12]  I thought this was in the UK.
[00:06:14]  It's in Canada.
[00:06:15]  So her, Emma, and Tori were just lezing out as they do in public.
[00:06:20]  And a group of Islams decided, no, we have an issue with that.
[00:06:24]  So they decided to, of course, they went to TikTok to discuss that they were beaten in public.
[00:06:30]  The Canadian police don't know what to do.
[00:06:32]  They've rounded up all the Muslims and they've just said like, well, you know, she started it.
[00:06:39]  She was being, you know, she was issuing threats to us.
[00:06:43]  We defended ourselves and they haven't pressed any charges.
[00:06:46]  Like the police are like, well, we can't disprove them.
[00:06:49]  They're claiming self-defense.
[00:06:51]  Maybe, maybe these two lesbians decided we can take on a group of Muslims and inflict racial justice.
[00:06:59]  So, and we can't like just obviously roll it out because that's fucking retarded.
[00:07:03]  We do live in Canada, so they just got beaten half to death and nothing has happened as a result.
[00:07:08]  The Canadian police literally have no idea what to do.
[00:07:14]  Back in my day, we did a little racial profiling.
[00:07:19]  And we said, yep, those Muslims over there beat up those lesbians.
[00:07:27]  Round them up.
[00:07:28]  Round them up.
[00:07:29]  Send them to jail.
[00:07:30]  But we live in a new libtard society.
[00:07:34]  Such things are not politically correct anymore.
[00:07:40]  Cool.
[00:07:42]  We have some.
[00:07:43]  Meanwhile, on the good side of America, we have some successes for God Emperor Trump, who I'm assuming everybody in my audience is voting for by registering with their local voter registration center so that he may be president forever.

=== Trump, Courts, and Free Speech (15:41) ===

[00:08:02]  In this one, the Supreme Court decided now I kind of understand why the Supreme Court didn't take my case.
[00:08:11]  It appears that they have quite a bit going on that's more important than Russell Greer.
[00:08:16]  So I kind of had a feeling that if we had applied, if we had the opportunity, because we can't choose the time that things happen, but if we had had the opportunity to file in a different year, we might have been heard just because of how bad the 11th Circuit's decision was.
[00:08:29]  But this year, no fucking way, not with the shit that they're, not with what we're competing against.
[00:08:36]  this uh florida and texas attempted to regulate social media companies um so uh to regulate the cells laws differ in the entities that they cover and activities they limit but both curtail the platform's capacity to engage in content moderation you To filter, prioritize.
[00:08:59]  Oh, I need the hamster.
[00:09:03]  To filter, prioritize and label the very third-party messages, videos, and other content the users wish to post.
[00:09:14]  NetChoice LLC and the Computer Communications Industry Association, collectively NetChoice Trade Association, whose members include Facebook and YouTube, brought facial First Amendment challenges against these two laws.
[00:09:25]  The 11th Circuit upheld the injunction of Florida's law, as well as the provisions relevant here.
[00:09:31]  The court held that the state's restrictions on content moderation trigger first amendment scrutiny under this court's cases, protecting editorial discretion.
[00:09:44]  The Supreme Court disagrees.
[00:09:46]  So it is now possible for states to say to platforms, you do not have the ability to operate within our states and use algorithms or moderation policies which infringe on certain protected speeches.
[00:10:04]  If you qualify in the state of Texas or the state of Florida as a public platform and you wish to operate and do business within the states of Texas or Florida, then you must obey certain limitations on editorial preference.
[00:10:18]  Why is my phone going off?
[00:10:20]  My phone has like a busted do not disturb thing.
[00:10:22]  I have a it is literally do not disturb.
[00:10:27]  I have to like still go and mute my phone so it doesn't ding during my streams.
[00:10:32]  So before these large platforms could edit any way they wanted to, the Florida and Texas said, no, you have to obey certain limitations.
[00:10:40]  You can't hide certain opinions.
[00:10:42]  You can't preference certain candidates or certain political perspectives, so on and so forth.
[00:10:47]  Apparently they're different by state, but they have the same idea.
[00:10:50]  And the Supreme Court rules that actually it is within the state's purview to say you don't get to censor these posts.
[00:10:58]  So that's Trump win number one.
[00:11:02]  Right in time for the election, by the way.
[00:11:04]  Trump win number two is literally a win for Trump.
[00:11:09]  The I believe that this was in the District of Columbia.
[00:11:16]  It is.
[00:11:16]  So the federal government headquartered in the DC area attempted to charge Trump with obstruction of a federal procedure.
[00:11:26]  So very specifically, the federal procedure that was being obstructed was the certifying of the results.
[00:11:35]  We have an old system in the U.S. that we haven't changed because it's opinion has to change the Constitution.
[00:11:40]  But the way that the election works is that in November, people vote.
[00:11:45]  The states have a first-pass-the-post thing for each state.
[00:11:48]  The states then select delegates who physically travel to Washington, D.C. to the Capitol building.
[00:11:53]  And there they attest to this based.
[00:11:59]  Well, they're supposed, this is the other funny thing.
[00:12:01]  They're supposed to go to the Capitol building and say, I nominate or I cast my vote for the person who won.
[00:12:10]  Technically, they don't have to.
[00:12:12]  I think when Hillary Clinton lost, some of the delegates from some retarded states decided to nominate like, I think in Washington, one of the delegates, instead of casting a vote for Hillary Clinton, cast a vote for like a woman named like Sitting Eagle or something, making her the first Native American woman in the United States to receive a delegate vote for President of the United States.
[00:12:40]  It's a weird system, but it gets certified by the vice president, who is the vice president at the time.
[00:12:46]  At the time, it was Mike Pence.
[00:12:48]  Donald Trump held a rally outside of the Capitol building.
[00:12:50]  And the idea was, let's intimidate.
[00:12:54]  I mean, this is what the accusation is.
[00:12:56]  Let's intimidate Mike Pence into not certifying the results to trigger a constitutional crisis.
[00:13:03]  So all the people there and Donald Trump himself were charged by the state, by the United States, not just the state, the federal government, for trying to obstruct the certification process that was ongoing in the Capitol building at the time that the certification was going on.
[00:13:22]  Donald Trump, because he was president at the time, tried to assert the defense of executive privilege as president of the United States.
[00:13:30]  He can literally do no crime.
[00:13:33]  And the Supreme Court upheld that claim.
[00:13:35]  Supreme Court said he was a sitting president at the time.
[00:13:38]  He's allowed to hold a rally saying that the election was bullshit.
[00:13:42]  And because he didn't really direct them to go and obstruct the certification, I guess, then he didn't do any wrong.
[00:13:50]  So this holds not only a resounding kind of consequence for Trump in that he basically wins by default any kind of criminal prosecutions against him brought by the federal government.
[00:14:01]  It also has implications for the hundreds and hundreds of people that the federal government has been torturing in the legal process since the January 6th protest and or insurrection, depending on if you're reading Wikipedia or not.
[00:14:19]  Then, finally, oh, this is actually, sorry, it's a different one.
[00:14:22]  I forgot there's a third one.
[00:14:26]  So Supreme Court ruled in favor of a former police officer who was seeking to throw out an obstruction charge for joining the Capitol Riot on January 6th, 2021.
[00:14:34]  And a 603 thing, the defendant had his charge vacated.
[00:14:39]  So this is the other thing where a lot of the protesters are now also going to get unleashed, which has sparked fear and trepidation in the minds of people like Rachel Naddow.
[00:14:54]  I really did not expect that they would do this.
[00:14:57]  And they, you know, Donald Trump and his counsel asked for this 100% absolute immunity thing, which was insane.
[00:15:07]  I would say they got 105% of what they were asking for.
[00:15:11]  They got immunity from this court, despite some of the language in Judge Justice Roberts' ruling saying that there was some measure of humility or some measure of restraint.
[00:15:24]  The practical impact of what they've done is to give Trump immunity that even he and his counsel did not ask for.
[00:15:31]  And given that the hypotheticals over the course of these arguments, as you rightly pointed out, included things like, can the president assassinate a rival?
[00:15:39]  I think we have to look at the Supreme Court's affirmative answer to that.
[00:15:44]  Yes, you can.
[00:15:45]  That's 100% a lie.
[00:15:48]  With as much seriousness as it deserves.
[00:15:51]  I mean, this is a death squad ruling.
[00:15:53]  This is a ruling that says that as long as you can construe it as an official or quasi-official act, you can do absolutely anything.
[00:16:03]  Absolutely anything.
[00:16:05]  And never be held accountable, not only while you are president, but forever.
[00:16:12]  I think that they might kill those Supreme Court justices like they did with Scalia.
[00:16:19]  Scalia was too much of a pro-Second Amendment guy.
[00:16:22]  These guys are causing too many issues too fast.
[00:16:24]  I wouldn't be surprised if some of them die in their sleep soon.
[00:16:28]  They'll do it.
[00:16:30]  You don't think they'll do that?
[00:16:31]  They'll kill those motherfuckers.
[00:16:37]  Make it look like an accident.
[00:16:39]  Yeah, I don't think it's quite that far.
[00:16:42]  I mean, they could try it.
[00:16:43]  Biden could take out a gun and just shoot Donald Trump and then say executive privilege.
[00:16:47]  That'd be interesting.
[00:16:48]  That would solve a couple problems all at once because after Biden would then take, okay, here's what you do, right?
[00:16:53]  You have Biden.
[00:16:54]  He's already old as fuck.
[00:16:55]  And he poses no issue.
[00:16:56]  You give him a gun and say, kill Mr. President Trump.
[00:16:59]  He does and then says executive privilege.
[00:17:02]  This would cause, you know, a bunch of people being angry.
[00:17:04]  And then they could say, well, now he's being, you know, he's tied up in the court system.
[00:17:07]  We can't run him for president.
[00:17:08]  Then they can run somebody else.
[00:17:12]  They could run, what's his name?
[00:17:15]  They want to run the guy that is the governor of California.
[00:17:18]  He's like a total faggot.
[00:17:21]  I don't think people would vote for him.
[00:17:22]  He kind of sucks.
[00:17:24]  I don't know.
[00:17:25]  That's an interesting theory, chat.
[00:17:26]  It's as interesting as any theory in a fake democracy.
[00:17:33]  This is just a brief thing.
[00:17:34]  This guy got fined $40,000 in Austria during the Grand Prix for saying retard.
[00:17:44]  These guys are fucking joki.
[00:17:46]  No worries.
[00:17:47]  Don't worry.
[00:17:48]  Said retarded.
[00:17:51]  And then the soy dev of the F1 multi-deader says, we listen back.
[00:17:57]  And yes, he did actually say this.
[00:17:59]  We expect better from you.
[00:18:01]  Yuki Sonada 07.
[00:18:03]  Disappointing.
[00:18:05]  He got fined $40,000.
[00:18:07]  That's pretty par for course in Austria, though.
[00:18:11]  It's like this is just how it's going to work.
[00:18:14]  They already do this in the UK.
[00:18:15]  You say a bad word, you teach your dog to do a Nazi salute, and they just deduct 700 pounds from your account.
[00:18:20]  You say retard in Austria, and they deduct 40,000 euros from your account.
[00:18:25]  Like, sorry, you said a bad word.
[00:18:27]  You have to put taxes into the tax jar for swearing, like you're a child or something.
[00:18:34]  I don't know.
[00:18:34]  Maybe, maybe all those Japanophiles have a point with their race car drivers coming into places like Austria and saying retard.
[00:18:45]  Andy No has triumphed in 2021.
[00:18:49]  He was assaulted by a bunch of Antifa retards in San Diego.
[00:18:54]  And after years of proceedings, they have been convicted.
[00:18:57]  Eight convicted writers were sentenced to varying prison and jail terms last week for the role in the South Carolina or South California attacks against Southern California in 2021.
[00:19:10]  So some were convicted of felonies.
[00:19:13]  I mean, none of these people need to be walking the streets.
[00:19:16]  This guy looks like Joaquin Phoenix.
[00:19:18]  They could have casted him for the Joker.
[00:19:23]  That's pretty impressive.
[00:19:24]  That guy's hair is embarrassing.
[00:19:27]  People are so embarrassing looking.
[00:19:29]  This guy looks like a tranny.
[00:19:30]  He should have truned out before he got convicted because now it's a good, he could have gone to women's prison with a free sex.
[00:19:38]  I'm pretty sure they give you free sex if you're training convicted in California.
[00:19:43]  Cool.
[00:19:44]  Nice.
[00:19:44]  It sucks to be these losers.
[00:19:47]  I feel very smug.
[00:19:48]  I don't know.
[00:19:49]  I'm just kind of blowing through things.
[00:19:50]  Yeah.
[00:19:51]  He did call that guy retardant and got fined for it.
[00:19:53]  Yeah, he did get convicted.
[00:19:55]  Sucks to be him.
[00:19:56]  This one impacts me a little bit more, though, in terms of like, I don't know.
[00:20:02]  YouTube is adding a system where you will be able to complain to YouTube about AI doctored footage or generated footage using your likeness or voice.
[00:20:16]  This is a common meme format, but it also upsets a lot of people and is starting to prompt litigation.
[00:20:22]  They're going to add a system where you can just say, hey, this is me.
[00:20:28]  I didn't consent to this.
[00:20:30]  I would like this taken down.
[00:20:32]  Now, chat, here's a little thought experiment, if you will.
[00:20:37]  A little brain teaser chat.
[00:20:42]  Do you know, do you see the issue that this could cause?
[00:20:46]  The immediate, obvious issue that having this take.
[00:20:51]  I mean, I guess in theory, being able to take videos of yourself saying things you didn't say down isn't too bad.
[00:20:58]  Do you know what the issue would be, though?
[00:21:02]  I'm waiting.
[00:21:03]  Can anyone figure it out?
[00:21:05]  What the problem is?
[00:21:11]  Let's see.
[00:21:11]  Let me check the Rumble chat.
[00:21:17]  It'll be abused, but abused how?
[00:21:21]  What if it is something you said?
[00:21:23]  Correct.
[00:21:23]  What if I say, I didn't say that?
[00:21:27]  That's using my voice without my permission.
[00:21:29]  How is YouTube going to say, well, that's not true?
[00:21:34]  How, what is going to be the process for certifying footage?
[00:21:39]  It's interesting.
[00:21:40]  I don't know what their plan is.
[00:21:42]  And unfortunately, it's very weird because it's like, let's say that, I mean, the best way, the most obvious way is that you don't just clip a statement, a minute-long statement.
[00:21:56]  You have the full context with all the situational information, all the chat messages, whatever's going on.
[00:22:05]  But then if you clip the entire thing, if you upload the entire context of the video, then you're infringing copyright.
[00:22:14]  So YouTube is setting up this situation where any minor clip can be exploitedly taken down for being a false AI clip, and any longer clip can be DMCA'd for not being fair use.
[00:22:29]  So this is another issue where people's rights to copyright and their likeness infringe upon people's ability to comment, criticize, and by extension, archive things which are relevant to their discussions.
[00:22:47]  So it's another way that copyright and people trying to literally possess their own image and voice as a form of intellectual property are infringing on people's ability to have actual discussions in public squares and stuff.
[00:23:06]  The faith tape was AI.
[00:23:08]  I think even Ralph would disagree with you on that.
[00:23:11]  He's proud of that thing.
[00:23:15]  And a little moment of self-promotion chat.
[00:23:20]  I've been talking on my stream a little bit about my intentions to research home defense so that when I get back to my swamp, when I buy land, when I fortify it, and start setting up pillboxes, etc., I am ready for an head-on trune assault by armed military train trune death squads.

=== Growing a New Online Community (04:53) ===

[00:23:44]  And this has inspired some discussion among people that we should have a board for this kind of discussion.
[00:23:52]  So I've kind of tinkered with this.
[00:23:54]  As I mentioned before, when I launched the bidness for cryptocurrency and precious metal discussion and the internet technology board, I want to like I used to use like K and Biz and NG very loosely on 4chan.
[00:24:13]  And I don't know, like I look at them maybe once every six months or so to try and find discussion on a topic.
[00:24:21]  It's so bad.
[00:24:23]  Those boards are so fucking dead, so fundamentally fucking ruined, so utterly and completely useless to their actual main topics that it literally fucking disgusts me.
[00:24:37]  And I have been trying for a while to slowly grow on the Kiwi Farm's interest in biz, G and K related topics.
[00:24:49]  And so I figured I would once again kind of set this up and see if I can foster it.
[00:24:54]  I'm very interested in having people who are interested in self-sufficiency, prepping, firearm, like self-defense stuff to join the forum and participate in discussion and share knowledge related to those topics.
[00:25:09]  Because the loss of those boards is like a serious loss to people being able to inform themselves.
[00:25:18]  And it's just full of fucking gross retard trannies and like porn addicts.
[00:25:25]  And it's unusable.
[00:25:26]  So if you're not a gross retard tranny or a porn addict and you just want to talk about like what it takes to live with a society that's not as streamlined as the current one, I would very much so welcome you to join and start posting.
[00:25:45]  It's kind of interesting because I featured the I made a post that this board was open and I moved a bunch of threads in that were completely dead and other boards and they've all gotten like a ton of posts like just today.
[00:26:02]  So I'm very happy that just you know creating the board and moving in a bunch of stuff has prompted people to start discussing discussing things pretty seriously.
[00:26:11]  There's a thread for the bug out kits for home chemistry.
[00:26:16]  I moved in the mega rad gun thread which is just like a gun shit posting thread that people use for casual discussion have for years.
[00:26:22]  This is one of the oldest threads on the site.
[00:26:24]  It's the thread ID is literally 550.
[00:26:26]  So it's one of the first thousand threads ever.
[00:26:30]  But people have discussed maybe making a new thread for like more practical home defense situated guns and such.
[00:26:38]  There's lots of stuff interest in like fermenting.
[00:26:42]  There's one thread on like fermenting, one thread on alcohol production.
[00:26:48]  Lots of threads about like growing stuff.
[00:26:51]  I would love to see this just kind of grow and have like a little community because I know there's like forums out there for like prepping and shit, but those are like boomers.
[00:27:02]  And it's kind of like, I don't know, it's a different culture than when I'm not really willing to learn how to talk to other people again.
[00:27:10]  I can't do it.
[00:27:11]  Like if I join, I try to join like another community.
[00:27:15]  Because I mentioned this before during the drop Kiwi Farm stuff.
[00:27:18]  Like there were times where the site was just down.
[00:27:21]  It was down, couldn't be accessed on tour, couldn't be accessed anywhere.
[00:27:26]  The site was just down.
[00:27:27]  And during those weeks, you know, you have time to kill.
[00:27:29]  You want to talk to people about things.
[00:27:31]  And I tried to post on 4chan.
[00:27:33]  I tried to post on Reddit.
[00:27:34]  I joined a couple of discords and stuff.
[00:27:35]  And it's just like, I can't even pretend to be like one of these stupid fucking faggots who post on one of these sites.
[00:27:42]  Like, I have no idea where I would fit in if I didn't post on my own forum.
[00:27:49]  I can't play nice with people.
[00:27:51]  I can't hide my language.
[00:27:53]  I can't avoid saying things that are offensive to fucking somebody.
[00:27:58]  I just, I can't.
[00:27:59]  I literally am mentally incapable.
[00:28:01]  I'm mentally handicapped.
[00:28:03]  And I cannot curtail myself from saying faggot or neighbor.
[00:28:09]  I just can't do it.
[00:28:10]  We're both at the same time.
[00:28:12]  It's just, I'm not able to do that anymore.
[00:28:15]  And I can barely tolerate people.
[00:28:19]  So I can't fit in.
[00:28:21]  I need to bring people interested in things to me in my domicile because that's the only place where I can manage to exist at this point.
[00:28:30]  Everything else is too exclusionary to my specific kind of brain damage.

=== Highballing Streams for Cash (04:18) ===

[00:28:37]  Um.
[00:28:44]  So yeah, just join the forum.
[00:28:46]  Just be careful not to dox yourself.
[00:28:48]  That's it.
[00:28:50]  And no ATF members allowed.
[00:28:54]  Next, we have a brief update on my new least favorite tranny.
[00:29:01]  Now that Keffels is irrelevant and Liz Fung Jones is preparing a litigation defense.
[00:29:08]  Finster, after smugly chuckling at the idea that pink pilling is a thing and that there's a pink pill count, has set his sights on a less popular YouTuber named Jack Manifold TV.
[00:29:25]  And he is now offering Jack literally tens of thousands of dollars to start dressing in drag.
[00:29:34]  Take a listen.
[00:29:35]  Correct.
[00:29:37]  Holy fuck.
[00:29:37]  Hold on.
[00:29:38]  What?
[00:29:38]  This is gigantic.
[00:29:39]  This is the first time a drag queen is.
[00:29:42]  Oh, I think I might be one of what I'm not kidding.
[00:29:46]  What?
[00:29:47]  Everyone chats freaking out.
[00:29:49]  Can you name one of the recent donors?
[00:29:53]  Because chat's freaking out that that you remember that donation that there was the most recent donor?
[00:29:59]  Like, how far back do I have to go?
[00:30:01]  Does anyone have a name called Tem Muses?
[00:30:03]  Oh, yeah.
[00:30:04]  Tem Muses is in the chat.
[00:30:05]  Donated $1.
[00:30:09]  10 Muses was the guy that people call like a Saudi Arabian prince that gave Finster literally tens of thousands of dollars to start dressing in drag.
[00:30:17]  And now he fucked off at some point.
[00:30:20]  Like once Finster hit the wall and completely troomed out.
[00:30:24]  He just stopped giving them money.
[00:30:25]  And now he's giving money to this guy.
[00:30:27]  That was the guy who donated half a million.
[00:30:30]  Yep.
[00:30:35]  I really don't want to dress as a woman for a month.
[00:30:37]  I really don't want to do it.
[00:30:39]  30 grand, though.
[00:30:41]  30 grand.
[00:30:42]  You do it for a month.
[00:30:45]  I mean, I've got to go away for the next two weeks.
[00:30:46]  I'm not, even for 30 grand, I'm not dressing as a woman at VidCon.
[00:30:50]  However, once I return for the next 30 days, a woman for the next 30 days, 30 grand?
[00:30:59]  Sure.
[00:30:59]  On stream?
[00:31:00]  30.
[00:31:03]  I'll borrow her clothes.
[00:31:04]  Like, I don't even have to purchase the clothes.
[00:31:09]  It was 30 grand for on and off camera.
[00:31:11]  I think we could do a discount.
[00:31:12]  You could do 20 grand if it was just on paper.
[00:31:14]  This won't go through.
[00:31:15]  Wait, on an arm way?
[00:31:16]  Have to wear off-camera.
[00:31:18]  That was the that was the thing.
[00:31:20]  Fuck no, I'm not doing that.
[00:31:22]  How would they even know?
[00:31:24]  Would you do it for 20 for on-camera?
[00:31:26]  20 on camera, sure.
[00:31:27]  Yeah, 20 grand on camera.
[00:31:28]  Sure, I realistically, 30 was what I'd settled for on camera in my brain.
[00:31:32]  So I really want 30, but 20, I will consider, but I'm not 100% set on that just yet.
[00:31:38]  I settled on 30.
[00:31:40]  You would totally do it for 20.
[00:31:41]  He'd do it for less.
[00:31:42]  Probably do it for 10 for on camera, as far as I was concerned.
[00:31:47]  Dude, it's called girl month, not girl streams.
[00:31:49]  I think it was girl month of streams.
[00:31:51]  How would you know if I was doing it off camera, bro?
[00:31:54]  How would you possibly know?
[00:31:56]  Yeah, no, I'm 30 on camera.
[00:31:58]  I'm cool.
[00:31:59]  I'm saying that.
[00:32:00]  30 on camera, I'm cool.
[00:32:01]  20, I'll consider, but I need I need more time.
[00:32:04]  We're gonna watch more videos and we'll think about it.
[00:32:06]  Everyone put on the uh drag queen fun.
[00:32:11]  I just like this is a thing to freak you out with.
[00:32:18]  How much for a single stream?
[00:32:21]  One stream.
[00:32:22]  That's a good point.
[00:32:23]  Wait, pause the donuts because I might pay for this.
[00:32:26]  What?
[00:32:27]  No, one stream.
[00:32:28]  I'll take it for I'm gonna highball the one stream because I'm gonna give you a discount for the package.
[00:32:35]  I'm gonna highball the one stream.
[00:32:36]  If you want one stream, just one, it's 3k.
[00:32:38]  3k, I'm saying.
[00:32:40]  3k.
[00:32:41]  I'm highballing because I don't really want to do it, if I'm honest.
[00:32:45]  I know.
[00:32:46]  30 grand will be five grand each stream?
[00:32:48]  No, it wouldn't.
[00:32:48]  It means like one and a half per stream because I do.
[00:32:51]  I do.
[00:32:51]  He's personally offering to pay for one stream.

=== Ethan's Crazy Stream Offers (15:29) ===

[00:32:55]  And he's going to sit there and be like, I don't know what pink pill.
[00:32:58]  I've never heard of that.
[00:32:59]  I mean, I guess it's a thing, but like, I don't know what that is.
[00:33:03]  And this one that I'm not going to play.
[00:33:07]  He Fincer feigns ignorance about what a cock cage is while talking about it, even though he sold it on stream.
[00:33:14]  So he's like perfectly willing to lie, depending on who his audience is and what he's trying to convey.
[00:33:19]  Very insidious person who likes to hide behind this.
[00:33:22]  Oh, The, The, I'm just having a, I'm just having a laugh.
[00:33:26]  Or I'm just having a laugh.
[00:33:28]  And don't take it so serious.
[00:33:30]  Just ba-a.
[00:33:31]  It's just ba-a.
[00:33:33]  I don't, I'm a cock kid.
[00:33:36]  Never heard of it.
[00:33:38]  Uh, pink pilling.
[00:33:39]  I never heard of it.
[00:33:41]  Like, okay.
[00:33:42]  Okay, buddy.
[00:33:43]  I'm sure you will follow this development.
[00:33:49]  Uh, speaking of homosexuals, uh, the Colombian president who had a little kerfuffle, um, I believe it was Colombia, where there was like a fake coup or something, and the guy got arrested and everything's fine.
[00:34:00]  He decided to go up to Panama for a little day trip.
[00:34:04]  And while he was up there, he decided to fuck around with some trannies.
[00:34:13]  There's the president of Colombia, incognito, with the man just hanging out in Panama, as they do.
[00:34:22]  Colombian news says, Who is the alleged transvestite dating Colombian president Petro?
[00:34:29]  The president of Colombia, Gustavo Petro, who is who would have been seen in the video in the company of a trans presenter, Linda Yeps or Yapes.
[00:34:38]  Petro returned to the scene last night, June 30th, in a video that was widely distributed.
[00:34:43]  In it, you can see the president of Colombia.
[00:34:45]  The president is walking affectionately with a woman, quote unquote, through the Costco Viejo of Panama.
[00:34:51]  That image is what has raised controversy.
[00:34:54]  Although there have been doubts about the authenticity of the image, the media impact was significant.
[00:34:58]  So much so that it was mentioned that the companion was transgender present, transgender presenter, Linda Yapes.
[00:35:07]  So nobody is safe, not even the president of Colombia, who supposedly has like cartel ties.
[00:35:15]  So even cartel gangsters and shit, if the price is right, they'll stop doing that yay-yo.
[00:35:23]  Start doing that gayo.
[00:35:27]  Ah, there you go.
[00:35:28]  That's perfect.
[00:35:29]  No more yay-yo, but yes to Gayo.
[00:35:35]  Okay, so a music reviewer named Brad Taste decided that was invited to an event that Ethan Klein was at and took some pictures with them because he was invited backstage to meet Ethan.
[00:35:56]  And he posted these images on social media.
[00:35:58]  And he's like, hey, look, I'm hanging out with the H3H3 podcast, guys.
[00:36:03]  After being made aware that that was not okay, came out and said, this image made a statement that I did not intend to make.
[00:36:11]  And I'd like to apologize for people who were hurt or upset by this.
[00:36:14]  I'd also like to apologize for my quick response as it was dismissive towards people who care about me and others deeply.
[00:36:20]  I appreciate you for looking out for me.
[00:36:25]  He continues.
[00:36:26]  I think this is the different market says, I am aware that being around Ethan and Gila at the moment is very questionable.
[00:36:34]  I wanted to meet them despite people's valid criticisms of them.
[00:36:37]  I am aware this is a bad look and posting a photo with them may upset many people.
[00:36:41]  Not the best decision on my part.
[00:36:43]  Nick D'Oreo called him a spineless little rodent, which I approve of.
[00:36:50]  He also says that you're a slave to your audience, which I also approve of.
[00:36:55]  Sorry, he needs to go on an unhedged rant and call this guy cattle that he intends to eat.
[00:37:00]  I think that me and Oreo, I think that if we barbecued Brad, we could probably eat him in one sitting together.
[00:37:08]  I bet you.
[00:37:12]  I feel like I have an insidious influence on Nick D'Oreo.
[00:37:15]  I don't know if this is just my brain, but I feel like Nick D'Oreo has made some changes.
[00:37:20]  Every time I see a new image of Nick D'Oreo on Zitter or something, I like him a little bit more.
[00:37:25]  And I feel like I'm taking credit for that.
[00:37:27]  I'm going to get him to say that this guy is edible, that we can eat him.
[00:37:31]  I feel like that's in the cards.
[00:37:38]  H3 actually has all this apology and commented said, this is Brad.
[00:37:42]  Someone on crew was kind enough to get him VIP tickets and he was able to come backstage and hang out with us.
[00:37:47]  I had the chance to speak with him for a little bit and thought he was a nice guy.
[00:37:51]  Here he is apologizing for taking a photograph with me.
[00:37:56]  Because I am a Zionist.
[00:37:57]  What does that even mean to use that, to use that to those that use that as a, oh my God, bro.
[00:38:04]  This guy had a fucking stroke right in that.
[00:38:06]  To those that use the word as an insult, it simply means anyone that believes Israel has a right to continue to exist.
[00:38:15]  According to a recent polling, this would include 90% of the world's Jewish population.
[00:38:19]  That means that Brad would need to apologize for taking a photograph with nine out of 10 Jews.
[00:38:25]  I mean, I would.
[00:38:34]  And then some guy tried to hassle him to not talk to Nick DiOrio.
[00:38:39]  Uh, duh-duh-duh.
[00:38:41]  And so on.
[00:38:42]  Now, I don't know.
[00:38:45]  I don't know.
[00:38:47]  Maybe the Kleins are good people, chat.
[00:38:49]  Maybe they're good people.
[00:38:50]  There's not been anything that they've done that would indicate they're not good people.
[00:39:16]  Has it been mentioned that Ethan Klein tried to scrub this from the internet because it offends him?
[00:39:23]  If it hasn't been mentioned, chat, allow me to mention it.
[00:39:27]  Ethan Klein has tried to have this wonderful video destroyed because it offends him.
[00:39:33]  Shocking.
[00:39:35]  Maybe he considers it an unlawful AI reproduction of his wife's actual actions in Israel.
[00:39:42]  Who knows?
[00:39:45]  Further, the irate Gamer has acquired a Sonic Chu medallion.
[00:39:51]  He will be conducting various scientific tests on it to determine if it does in fact have a spiritual tie to a demon who may go by the name Sony Chu.
[00:40:02]  We will find out in due time as the ghost behaviorist Chris Boers evaluates this one.
[00:40:11]  Chris says, I have received an email from someone that has an authentic Christian Sonichu medallion certified certificate of authenticity and all.
[00:40:19]  Right now I'm trying to figure out how to pull this off because I don't want it in my house.
[00:40:22]  My wife says she definitely doesn't want it in the house either.
[00:40:24]  LOL.
[00:40:24]  I'll keep you guys updated.
[00:40:26]  Do keep us updated, Chris.
[00:40:27]  We're very interested in hearing how the Sonic Medallion evaluation is conducted.
[00:40:33]  And we look forward to your results.
[00:40:35]  Not afraid of the Sonic Chew Medallion is Ethan Ralph, who, as we saw on the last stream, was personally handed the medallion by Dax Herrera, aka Juju the Cow, a man who does get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow.
[00:40:52]  Ethan Ralph is unintimidated and has says, fuck Chris Chan and the medallion can suck my dick.
[00:41:00]  He says this because Hurricane Beryl, which is a very weird name, is barreling towards Merida as we speak.
[00:41:10]  It's the earliest category 5 hurricane ever recorded and the second category 5 ever recorded in July.
[00:41:21]  However, the other category 5 hurricane first detected in July was detected on July 17th.
[00:41:26]  So this is a very, very early hurricane that's very, very powerful.
[00:41:30]  And it has decided to grace its presence with the Yucatan.
[00:41:36]  Ethan Ralph's Casa Verde lies directly in the path of the projected hurricane's trajectory.
[00:41:43]  Or I said trajectory twice.
[00:41:44]  Tradicted hurricane.
[00:41:47]  Path?
[00:41:48]  I already said path.
[00:41:49]  I need a different word for where it's going.
[00:41:52]  Anyways, it's going to wander on over to Ethan Ralph's house.
[00:41:55]  Now, will it kill Ethan Ralph?
[00:41:56]  That remains to be seen.
[00:41:57]  However, if Ethan Ralph dies in a hurricane, we will know for a fact that the Sonic Medallion is in fact cursed.
[00:42:04]  Allow these idiots who think a hurricane will wipe me out.
[00:42:09]  Nah, it won't cat one before it sees me.
[00:42:13]  Fuck Chris Chan and the medallion can suck my dick.
[00:42:19]  Good luck, Ralph.
[00:42:22]  I will stall for time a little bit and tell you guys a story.
[00:42:31]  Y'all may remember a cane by the name of Katrina.
[00:42:36]  And I've actually been, I've lived through two hurricanes that were direct hits where I was staying.
[00:42:43]  Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Ivan.
[00:42:50]  I remember for Katrina.
[00:42:57]  I remember I lived in an apartment complex in Destin.
[00:43:02]  I think I've explained this on stream before, but Destin is a sandbar basically between the continental U.S. and the Gulf of Mexico.
[00:43:09]  It's basically a very thin strip of land that surrounds the bay.
[00:43:18]  What's that bay called?
[00:43:19]  It's just called the Okaloosa Bay.
[00:43:22]  And it is.
[00:43:24]  Not a very good place to be on a hurricane because any kind of storm surge will basically crash over the sandbay and wipe everything out if it's heavy enough.
[00:43:36]  And there was a, I think it was Ivan, actually, where it washed over the sandbar and like caved in entire streets.
[00:43:44]  It's like there were crazy pictures of like an intersection that sank like 16 feet into the ground because it washed away so much sand.
[00:43:52]  And it also damaged the sandbar.
[00:43:55]  It's like there are these dunes that grow parallel to the ocean and they hold all sorts of like endangered creatures that only live on those sandbars.
[00:44:06]  So when Katrina was coming, my mom and I didn't want to, my mom didn't want to stay in the apartment because we lived on like the sixth floor and we were, you know, it's a really fucking bad place to be in a hurricane.
[00:44:21]  So we left and we went to one of our friends' houses, which were further inland.
[00:44:26]  And the cane came and my mom and my mom's friend had this really funny story where they went that when the first, they call them feeder bands, the very distant thunderstorm.
[00:44:37]  Like, you know how the hurricane is like shaped with spirals, the little outer parts of the spirals that are kind of loose thunderstorms are called feeder bands.
[00:44:45]  When the feeder bands started hitting Florida, my mom and her friend took bicycles and went bicycling out through the streets because they wanted to bicycle through a hurricane.
[00:44:55]  And they said that when they were doing this, some old black lady came out and yelled at them, like literally shaking her, shaking her fists at them, says, Don't y'all know a cane is coming?
[00:45:09]  And ever since then, my mother and her friend have referred to hurricanes as simply canes.
[00:45:16]  And we'll say, don't you know a cane is coming?
[00:45:24]  So that was Katrina.
[00:45:25]  And ironically, because at the last second, it was supposed to hit Destin dead on.
[00:45:30]  Katrina was, but the last second, it just pivoted northwest hard.
[00:45:35]  And that's why it slammed into New Orleans instead of Destin.
[00:45:39]  And as a result, we were much closer to Louisiana, where we had moved to to avoid Katrina.
[00:45:44]  And we got hit much harder.
[00:45:46]  There were massive trees that were just like felled, like 20-foot-plus trees that were ripped out of the fucking ground.
[00:45:53]  And you had these like in our backyard, you had this tree that was like a fucking ancient, decades-old tree, ripped out, pushed over and leaving a crater of like torn roots that you could fit, like you could bury like 50 people in this massive craters on the ground.
[00:46:10]  The power was knocked out for days.
[00:46:13]  You had emergency services coming through to try and give people like food and water and shit in case they didn't prepare.
[00:46:17]  It was hot, hot, hot, hot, and humid because obviously you have all that water in the fucking air and shit and flooding.
[00:46:25]  And we get back to Destin and we left before the power even came back on where we were at.
[00:46:30]  We came back to Destin and all the shit in the freezer had melted.
[00:46:36]  We had like a tray of ice cubes and shit, but everything was fine.
[00:46:39]  Like Destiny was completely untouched.
[00:46:41]  If we had just stayed in Destin, we probably would have lost power for like a couple hours and been perfectly okay.
[00:46:49]  That was Hurricane Katrina.
[00:46:50]  I remember that.
[00:46:52]  Very, very fun time.
[00:46:55]  Hurricanes are very fun.
[00:46:56]  They're very dangerous and exciting.
[00:46:59]  And you're all huddled around the TV and you're watching the news.
[00:47:03]  Like, oh my god, it's an hour out.
[00:47:05]  The feeder bands are coming.
[00:47:07]  They start hearing the rain coming.
[00:47:08]  You're like, oh no.
[00:47:10]  If you're lucky enough to have the eye pass right over you, it's like the craziest fucking experience in the whole world because you're in this, like the core of the hurricane is the most intense storm.
[00:47:21]  And you're being slammed with rain and lightning.
[00:47:26]  And the floodwaters are coming up and you're like shitting yourself.
[00:47:29]  And it just stops.
[00:47:30]  It just stops.
[00:47:31]  The sun breaks out through the clouds.
[00:47:33]  And it's like, it's just instantly over.
[00:47:37]  And I think the stories were that these are the most dangerous times, like back in the day before we had satellite images, the hurricanes, because people just assumed the storm was over.
[00:47:45]  And then the other side would come in, and the other side of that wall is even more dangerous than the first side of it.
[00:47:52]  And it would kill tons of people because they would just think that the storm was over, but it wasn't.
[00:47:57]  It's a really crazy experience.
[00:48:03]  Very fun.
[00:48:04]  So many memories.
[00:48:05]  So much of my childhood.
[00:48:06]  I remember because the hurricanes come through every year.
[00:48:11]  So there's always like a big storm coming through, and you always had to worry.
[00:48:14]  Like you start hearing the news, like a couple weeks out, like, oh God, the Kings is coming.
[00:48:18]  And everybody, you know, you start buying bottled water and stuff because you're supposed to have there's a number for it.

=== Bush Era FEMA Memories (02:27) ===

[00:48:25]  It's like three gallons of water a day, poor person.
[00:48:28]  And you're supposed to plan for like two weeks of no water at all.
[00:48:32]  And they encourage you to fill up your bed.
[00:48:34]  Like they tell you to fill up your bathtub and shit with water just in case.
[00:48:38]  And you can use your bathtub water to flush your toilets.
[00:48:42]  Really, really fun stuff.
[00:48:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:48:46]  George Bush hated black people.
[00:48:47]  Kanye, George Bush.
[00:48:52]  I don't remember Ivan too much.
[00:48:53]  So I think I was too young.
[00:48:55]  I was like 9, 10, 11, somewhere like that.
[00:48:58]  Katrina was a bunch leader.
[00:48:59]  I can remember that.
[00:49:00]  I can remember all the crazy stories: the locks breaking and the streets being flooded, the correctional center being emptied out into the streets, like prison officers just fleeing.
[00:49:12]  The black lady on TV screaming, where is FEMA at with our trailer?
[00:49:16]  And then FEMA was being heavily criticized for fucking up the emergency response.
[00:49:20]  And everyone, Kanye West, was on TV saying, George Bush don't like black people because they assume that FEMA intentionally deprived New Orleans of emergency response because they hate black people.
[00:49:32]  And then at the end of it, George Bush comes down to New Orleans and he's given a press conference with Brownie.
[00:49:40]  That was his name.
[00:49:41]  It was something Brown or something.
[00:49:43]  It was the head of FEMA at the time.
[00:49:44]  And it's a dire situation.
[00:49:46]  There's thousands of people who are homeless and displaced and not getting any kind of care or support.
[00:49:52]  And George Bush just like pats them on the back and says, You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie.
[00:49:57]  Everyone's like, What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:50:00]  It's a disaster.
[00:50:04]  I think it was so bad that like Namibia sent 16 cows to New Orleans as like emergency aid.
[00:50:17]  That was a much simpler time, in case you're wondering.
[00:50:19]  Back when George Bush was president, everybody fucking hated them.
[00:50:22]  Nobody liked George Bush.
[00:50:24]  Everybody hated the government together, black, black, brown, white, gay, or straight.
[00:50:28]  We all hated the fucking government and there was no division about it whatsoever.
[00:50:34]  As it should be, as it should be, as it should be in the United States, we should all hate our government, regardless of who you are.
[00:50:42]  That's what unifies us.
[00:50:43]  Hating the government.
[00:50:44]  The government is our enemy.
[00:50:46]  And when you lose sight of that and you start liking the government, it's over.
[00:50:49]  It's over, chap.

=== Hating Government Unifies Us (04:38) ===

[00:50:53]  Now watch this drive, dude.
[00:50:57]  Bush was the original Trump.
[00:51:00]  Bush was like Trump without any of the like, there's always that thought.
[00:51:03]  Maybe Trump is like a 40 chess mastermind genius.
[00:51:07]  Bush was like a full-on fucking retard and there was no 4D chess.
[00:51:12]  He was legit just low IQ and he was like a part of a family dynasty and everyone knew it.
[00:51:22]  Cool.
[00:51:26]  That's it.
[00:51:27]  I can stop stalling for time now.
[00:51:28]  Let's talk about Boogie a little bit, chat.
[00:51:32]  For your convenience, I have clipped out the irrelevant prostitute in this video.
[00:51:37]  And instead, you just get fat Ron Jeremy Boogie.
[00:51:40]  I really think that Boogie wears this fat retard, sweaty, greasy, disgusting reprobate look really well.
[00:51:49]  He should stick with this moving forward.
[00:51:51]  Fuck the curly haired shit.
[00:51:52]  Do the grease back.
[00:51:53]  It looks good.
[00:51:55]  Well, I say it looks good.
[00:51:56]  It suits him is what I'm trying to say.
[00:51:59]  Listen up, all you top g's.
[00:52:02]  There's some misinformation being spread around right now by certain influencers.
[00:52:08]  But I'm here to tell you the truth and the hacks to help you break free from the matrix so you can be a brokeie like me.
[00:52:18]  Now, listen, you may know there's certain myths that are being pushed on you to keep you in the rat race and enslave to certain disciplines, but I'm here to dispel those myths for you.
[00:52:30]  Number one, everyone thinks you have to have a perfect body fit to stave off any attack.
[00:52:39]  That's lies.
[00:52:40]  This body wasn't by accident.
[00:52:43]  If you don't have anything to steal and you don't look like a threat, then no one's going to attack you anyway.
[00:52:51]  You see this body?
[00:52:53]  This is what peak performance looks like.
[00:52:56]  And it wasn't an accident.
[00:52:58]  Do you have any idea how much discipline it took to create this body?
[00:53:02]  Do you have any idea how many carbs you have to ingest to maintain this kind of mass?
[00:53:08]  But it guarantees that when people look at me, they don't see a threat.
[00:53:12]  Myth number two, a man must build an empire to have any true worth.
[00:53:18]  Haram.
[00:53:19]  That is haram.
[00:53:21]  True happiness comes from the simple things in life.
[00:53:25]  An aquarium and a goldfish, two small dogs at a video game.
[00:53:31]  That's real happiness.
[00:53:34]  You don't know the pressures that come with money.
[00:53:37]  You got to determine what you're going to invest in it, what you're going to buy.
[00:53:42]  What would you buy?
[00:53:44]  Ethereum?
[00:53:45]  No.
[00:53:46]  True freedom comes from being a wage slave.
[00:53:51]  You don't want all of that pressure of trying to decide what color your Bugatti is going to be, do you?
[00:53:56]  The myth number three is that if you are fit and you are rich, then you're going to have different beautiful women lining up for you every single night.
[00:54:07]  Well, that's gay.
[00:54:09]  True happiness comes from one woman a couple of times a month.
[00:54:15]  Little Andrew's out there needing consistent validation.
[00:54:21]  Oh, love me.
[00:54:22]  Love me.
[00:54:23]  Won't you love me tonight?
[00:54:25]  Andrew, that's gay.
[00:54:28]  True happiness is found by staying with the same woman, you know, whenever she doesn't have a headache.
[00:54:36]  And you know what gives her a headache?
[00:54:38]  Competition anxiety.
[00:54:40]  If I were rich and I were thin, she'd be afraid to stand next to me because other women would be looking.
[00:54:48]  And I promise you, no other women are looking.
[00:54:51]  Be a man!
[00:54:53]  Make sure your woman feels secure by knowing you're not going anywhere.
[00:55:00]  A fatty is a community for like-minded individuals that have broken free from the matrix.
[00:55:07]  True happiness comes from a goldfish from the same woman a couple of nights a month and the occasional meme coin.
[00:55:16]  fatty for life he does kind of uh nail like the andrew tate thing I'm actually kind of impressed.

=== Pump and Dump Crypto Scams (09:16) ===

[00:55:31]  He should stick to this persona of being like a confidence man who looks like Ron Jeremy.
[00:55:37]  I think it works with him.
[00:55:39]  He should not try to sell meme coins, though.
[00:55:43]  Boogie was contacted by a pump and dump company, which basically what they do, and this has become such a scourge that there's entire channels like CoffeeZilla dedicated to calling out celebrities who accept money to shill a cryptocurrency pump and dump scam.
[00:56:03]  The way that works is that what the company does is it creates an Ethereum token and then it lists the Ethereum token at a certain price.
[00:56:15]  And then they pay someone like Boogie to advertise the token.
[00:56:22]  And regardless of what the token is, regardless of if it's an obvious joke or not, the way that cryptocurrency investment, quote unquote, works is that you have thousands of people all across the world, including in India, Nigeria, where cryptocurrency is seen as like this poverty lifting,
[00:56:45]  like an entire village can be taken out with like a like, you know, lifted out of poverty with like a single Bitcoin, like a thousand X or whatever.
[00:56:53]  And you have all these people who are just desperately trying to find the next 1,000 Xer.
[00:56:58]  Like it used to be with crypto, you had people looking at what they would call fundamentals.
[00:57:05]  You have Bitcoin.
[00:57:07]  Bitcoin was blue ocean.
[00:57:10]  It was a brand new concept that was proven by its success.
[00:57:14]  And then by the time that Bitcoin is reaching $100 or whatever, there were alternatives like Litecoin and meme coins like Dog that just tried to be like just like Bitcoin, but a little bit faster.
[00:57:28]  And then there were others that came out.
[00:57:30]  And the most prominent one is Ethereum.
[00:57:32]  Ethereum is not just a cryptocurrency chain.
[00:57:35]  It is also a programming language.
[00:57:39]  And it has smart contracts, which is why all these scam coins take advantage of the smart contract system.
[00:57:44]  So a lot of people started looking into fundamentals and said, like, well, Ethereum is likely to succeed because it creates all these other opportunities.
[00:57:54]  It's being invested in by IBM and others.
[00:57:57]  And then you have Monero, which has purpose outside of like a real utility in terms of privacy.
[00:58:03]  So people look speculatively based on the fundamentals and they invest money into that hoping that that cryptocurrency succeeds.
[00:58:09]  A lot of people are too dumb for that and too impatient for that.
[00:58:13]  So they get involved in these pump and dump schemes and they try to find what they call 10xers, 100xer, 1,000 Xers, where they just create this bullshit, try to sell it to normal people as a literal Ponzi scheme, and then they dump it when it hits the X that they're looking for.
[00:58:31]  So this pump and dump scheme that Boogie got paid to advertise a meme coin on, well, they're going to look at this like, we're going to do a 10x or 100xer with this.
[00:58:41]  They're going to sell the coin.
[00:58:42]  And then once he starts talking about it, he plugs it into the algorithm.
[00:58:46]  It gets shared.
[00:58:48]  A lot of people from like India and Nigeria are going to be like, well, I don't know who this boogie guy is, but he has a million followers on YouTube.
[00:58:56]  This looks like it's promising.
[00:58:58]  They put in like a couple, a little bit of money each.
[00:59:00]  They get shared around on like, oh, this might be a 100xer.
[00:59:04]  And then the pump and dump scheme, when they see that the interest wanes or whatever, they just sell as much of token as they want to because they control the blockchain.
[00:59:14]  They take all that money out of the system and everybody else is left holding the bags, which are now worth nothing.
[00:59:21]  That's the basis of how these pump and dump schemes work.
[00:59:24]  They're pretty nefarious.
[00:59:24]  They take advantage of people who are trying to make money.
[00:59:30]  And I don't know.
[00:59:31]  They kind of deserve it.
[00:59:32]  If I want to be real with you, from an ethical standpoint, it's definitely not ethical to try and scam people out of money.
[00:59:38]  I'm not really feeling bad for people who are going to try to – because in my opinion, cryptocurrency was very important.
[00:59:45]  And it's been kind of turned into this farce by all these fucking Pajites and Nigerians trying to find the next 100x or whatever the fuck.
[00:59:54]  And I hate them all.
[00:59:55]  I hold them with utter contempt.
[00:59:57]  And if they become, you know, in abject poverty and they have to suck dick to pay rent, good.
[01:00:04]  Fuck them.
[01:00:05]  They made something that I like gay and shitty like they all do.
[01:00:10]  So, but that's how it works.
[01:00:11]  And that's why people who have ethics, quote unquote, do not like these pump and dump schemes.
[01:00:17]  The money that the pump and dump scam makes off of Boogie's shilling it is more than what they pay him, obviously.
[01:00:24]  Otherwise, they wouldn't do it.
[01:00:26]  And they also give Boogie some of the coin, but it's worthless.
[01:00:32]  It's so worthless that when Mediker, who did a whole stream on Boogie and basically just tried to make fun of him, though I doubt the efficacy of something like that because I think Boogie is someone who has zero shame, literally zero shame.
[01:00:48]  As long as there are no consequences for his actions, he will say and do literally anything and not feel any remorse or guilt or whatever.
[01:00:56]  He's simply not capable of indulging the emotions that someone might feel when they are accountable to any kind of popular system.
[01:01:06]  He's a literal whore in every way, shape, and form.
[01:01:11]  But he did burn his tokens, and I'm sure he did that because they were worthless.
[01:01:14]  So it was an empty, free gesture.
[01:01:17]  Hey, you know, I got called out.
[01:01:19]  I have these tokens.
[01:01:20]  They're not worth anything.
[01:01:21]  I got to show that I care a little bit.
[01:01:24]  So just burn my tokens.
[01:01:25]  and it's like okay oh whatever um so let's see some Anything else I want to say on that?
[01:01:38]  He went out and he tried to make all these excuses.
[01:01:41]  He said that he needed the money to pay for his Zalapan or some shit, some medication that's like a weight loss medication.
[01:01:49]  And then he said that the weight loss medication was for his blood cancer, which he has.
[01:01:54]  And blood cancer can take like 10 years to kill him.
[01:01:56]  But he's saying that he got prescribed it for his blood cancer, which sounds like bullshit.
[01:02:01]  And using his cancer to justify the shilling of the meme coin like pissed Jim off, which is why he did the stream because he was personally insulted by someone using their medical condition to justify defrauding people, basically.
[01:02:17]  Here's my thought, though.
[01:02:20]  And I didn't hear this mentioned by anybody.
[01:02:22]  I haven't seen anybody mention this.
[01:02:25]  But in the United States where Boogie lives, if you're one of those people who really hates Boogie and if you're Jim and you have a bloodlust for Boogie at this point, you want his delicious cancer blood.
[01:02:38]  I hesitate to say this because it invokes the name of the devil.
[01:02:43]  But in the United States where Boogie lives, there is a government agency called the SEC, the Security Exchange Commission.
[01:02:50]  And the Securities Exchange Commission regulates securities and exchanges.
[01:02:56]  Go figure, which includes stocks, but it also includes cryptocurrencies.
[01:03:00]  And there are many cases where the SEC gets very angry if you use Bitcoin in a way which is regulated as a security in a way that defrauds people.
[01:03:12]  You can't do that in the U.S.
[01:03:15]  And even though Boogie wasn't involved in the development of his fatty coin, the fact that he was the face and advertiser of it and the fact that it is a fraud and it has deprived people of money may possibly put him in hot water with the SEC.
[01:03:32]  The question is if I think you would need somebody who was a victim of it to complain to the SEC to start an investigation because there's all sorts of bullshit that happens they don't care about.
[01:03:43]  But if people complain because they're like, hey, you know, this guy I trusted on YouTube sold me a fucking cryptocurrency scam, they will investigate it.
[01:03:51]  They would love to.
[01:03:52]  They want to put as many nails into cryptocurrency as they possibly fucking can.
[01:03:56]  So if Boogie is actually defrauding people and there are victims of this, if they were to complain to the SEC, not that I would ever, ever advocate talking to the government in any way, shape, or form, they may find it worth their time to investigate that.
[01:04:13]  Up to you.
[01:04:14]  I don't give a shit.
[01:04:18]  I just thought, you know, I figured I'd throw it out there.
[01:04:20]  I saw a lot of discussion about this.
[01:04:23]  My first thought was, I'm watching and reading all this.
[01:04:26]  I'm like, what about the SEC?
[01:04:27]  He's advertising a security that is like an unregulated security.
[01:04:32]  And it's like an obvious fucking scam.
[01:04:34]  And nobody's like, what about me?
[01:04:37]  That's my first thought.
[01:04:38]  I don't know what that says about me.
[01:04:43]  Okay.
[01:04:44]  Shit stir.
[01:04:45]  Yeah, that's me.

=== Warrants, Cops, and FOIA Requests (15:19) ===

[01:04:47]  was your first hint uh okay so a long time ago uh on june 8th and precisely at 21 hours riley mix the producer for ju- uh for dex herrera aka juju the cow
[01:05:11]  a man who gets fucked in the asshole dresses as a cow, was arrested in Texas for stalking and harassment.
[01:05:20]  And he was at a event where Eric July, a black man who also does comics at Dax Herrera, aka Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the asshole dress as a cow, was having a feud with.
[01:05:34]  Riley shows up as his henchman because he has a direct business relationship with Dax Herrera, aka Juju the Cal man that gets fucked in the asshole, dressed as a cow.
[01:05:43]  And so he shows up at this event.
[01:05:45]  He intimidates some of the guests there.
[01:05:46]  The venue calls, and it is confirmed in the body cam footage that it was the venue because people were complaining inside, like the guests were complaining.
[01:05:59]  But the police show up and he gets arrested because surprise, he has an outstanding warrant.
[01:06:03]  He has an outstanding warrant in a different county because the last time he was in Texas, he went to Eric July's place of business.
[01:06:11]  He left a note on the window just to like rub his dick on the site.
[01:06:16]  And then he supposedly went off to a grave site where Eric July's ancestors were buried and pissed on them, allegedly.
[01:06:24]  Heavily implied that he pissed on them.
[01:06:26]  So Eric July complained because he's showing up at the business place to harass his employees.
[01:06:31]  And that's not cool with him.
[01:06:33]  So he files a complaint and a warrant is issued for stalking and harassment.
[01:06:38]  And then he leaves Texas.
[01:06:39]  And everyone thinks, well, he has a warrant in Texas for this misdemeanor.
[01:06:44]  Nothing will come of it as long as he stays out of Texas.
[01:06:48]  But he didn't stay out of Texas.
[01:06:52]  Riley, in his infinite pursuit for attention and applause from Dax Herrera, aka Judy the cow, man who gets fucked in the ass well dressed as a cow, went back to Texas and continued to harass the same exact person by whom a warrant was issued for his arrest.
[01:07:11]  So when the police were called by the venue, they arrived and after a grueling interview where he was really, really hesitant to give his ID, gave him the wrong name at first, gave him three different states where his driver's license is issued, basically did everything he could to try and stall for time.
[01:07:30]  And then the police like wise up, found it found out that he had a warrant for his arrest and surprise, surprise, arrested him.
[01:07:42]  Which means that Riley broke the one rule of Texas.
[01:07:50]  Testa, testa, all right.
[01:07:53]  You can cut out of it, isn't it?
[01:08:05]  Ooh, let me get the footage in.
[01:08:14]  See, I'm from Texas, where we sit riding swangers and put diamonds in our necklaces.
[01:08:18]  Fuck, drink inside my lemonade till it looks like a Pepsi.
[01:08:22]  See, I come from the D where we got tags and we be flexing.
[01:08:25]  If you ain't from my state, then you should know don't miss it, Texas.
[01:08:28]  Don't miss it, Tick.
[01:08:29]  Hey, we always trap, we keep our whippers.
[01:08:32]  My mama from May, she slowed it down for me at seven.
[01:08:35]  Used to think Pipsy was a guy before he went to heaven.
[01:08:38]  I knew what Pussy P was before Gunny even said it.
[01:08:43]  Okay.
[01:08:44]  That song, by the way, is Texas by Big X the Plug, who is played.
[01:08:48]  That song has been played a million trillion times on Boston Jack streamed.
[01:08:52]  It's one of his favorite fucking songs.
[01:08:55]  Whenever I think of Texas, I think, hey, don't mess with Texas.
[01:08:58]  We ride gangsta and keep diamonds on our necklace.
[01:09:04]  It's just like the guttural noises related to that song are just carved into my brain like a vinyl record.
[01:09:10]  So anyways, it was kind of embarrassing.
[01:09:15]  There's a part where this part like it when he realizes he's about to get arrested and he says something.
[01:09:23]  Let's just listen to a little bit of it.
[01:09:26]  By the way, Hardin requested this for me because he loves FOIAs.
[01:09:30]  And since I have the leading National FOIA attorney, by the way, if you guys are ever interested in any FOIA requests and you need some legal assistance, Hardin will hook you up.
[01:09:41]  Apparently, I'm driving quite a few clients to him because he is the FOIA guy.
[01:09:46]  That's literally, I think his license plate in Virginia was literally FOIA guy.
[01:09:51]  Like that.
[01:09:52]  He had like a law poop license plate because he was in more FOIA cases than the other attorney in the country.
[01:09:58]  So he loves doing FOIA requests.
[01:10:00]  He did a FOIA request for me for the footage.
[01:10:03]  The Attorney General of Tejas or the Office of the Attorney General.
[01:10:08]  I don't know if Paxton himself looked at this case, but we had requested the jail footage as well.
[01:10:15]  And the Attorney General's office declined our request for the jail footage because it would be from fixed cameras inside the jail.
[01:10:25]  And the office of the attorney general said that It would be a security risk for the penitentiary system because it would disclose where the cameras are if we had that footage.
[01:10:40]  So they refused that request.
[01:10:41]  But I was wondering if he got pepper sprayed.
[01:10:45]  And as it turns out, he did not get pepper sprayed.
[01:10:47]  He says he's wearing his glasses through most of this.
[01:10:51]  But he explains he has a light sensitivity because he has an eye infection.
[01:10:54]  So he lives so slovenly.
[01:10:56]  Riley lives like such a fucking pig that he gets an eye infection and has to walk around at night in sunglasses because his eyes are so sensitive to light.
[01:11:05]  Probably from eating the ass of a frumpy retard.
[01:11:08]  There's a thing that he says here where he's getting arrested that I want to point out.
[01:11:11]  Just check your information for the criminal trespass is showing us you have a TCIC warrant.
[01:11:17]  How's that?
[01:11:17]  Collin County.
[01:11:18]  That's a state warrant.
[01:11:19]  Collin County or Collin County for intimidation and stopping.
[01:11:24]  I was told I didn't move forward.
[01:11:26]  That was when he threatened to kill me.
[01:11:27]  He called the cops on me.
[01:11:28]  Oh, okay.
[01:11:29]  I guess if you say that it didn't, it didn't move fell, then I guess this warrant that's active and she is just fuck it.
[01:11:37]  For the same look.
[01:11:38]  Yeah, no, Eric, like a year ago, when I went through Texas, he called the cops on me and said, kill me if I came back to Texas.
[01:11:45]  Okay.
[01:11:45]  He filed like an incident.
[01:11:47]  This is the Johnson body cam, by the way, in case you want to look it up.
[01:11:52]  It's so long.
[01:11:52]  It's like an hour long from when he rolls up to when Riley's in jail.
[01:11:57]  So I can't play all of it.
[01:11:59]  It doesn't on the Rumble channel.
[01:12:01]  If you want to look at that, there is.
[01:12:06]  Let's see.
[01:12:08]  There is a part of this where he tries to explain the black guy's like, why are you harassing like this comic book guy?
[01:12:14]  You thought maybe he had like a business rivalry going on.
[01:12:18]  And he's like, no, it's because he literally tries to explain to him the 3D model thing where his comic book uses 3D rendered art into the comic.
[01:12:28]  And the cop is just like bewildered by this fucking retard yammering on.
[01:12:35]  There's a part where he wants to talk to Mint.
[01:12:41]  But I won't allow you to walk over there.
[01:12:42]  Oh, okay.
[01:12:43]  I understand.
[01:12:44]  Mint, get this stuff.
[01:12:45]  I'm filming.
[01:12:46]  Oh, sorry, Farm.
[01:12:47]  I really, I don't get annoying.
[01:12:50]  He, um, he had gotten copies of Eric July's book, like, secondhand, and was attempting to distribute copies of the book at the event so that people wouldn't buy copies of the book at the event.
[01:13:05]  Like, that's the level of fucking petty retard bullshit we're talking about.
[01:13:09]  I'm sorry.
[01:13:09]  I'm going to put this down on the floor.
[01:13:10]  Yeah.
[01:13:11]  I totally respect it.
[01:13:12]  Okay.
[01:13:13]  Go ahead and face the car for me.
[01:13:14]  Mint, let everyone know I'm being arrested.
[01:13:16]  Go ahead and face the car for me.
[01:13:17]  Yes, sir.
[01:13:17]  Thank you.
[01:13:20]  All right.
[01:13:21]  Appreciate that.
[01:13:23]  There's a part.
[01:13:24]  Why is he talking like, why does it say called the cop fam?
[01:13:26]  There's a part of this where he says to the cop, this is actually a huge W for me.
[01:13:32]  Word for word, that's what he says because he's thinking, like, I'm getting arrested at the air July.
[01:13:36]  And he keeps going on about how he's a fake anarchist or some shit.
[01:13:39]  Oh, and he keeps saying that Eric July is hates cops and hates black people.
[01:13:46]  Like, because the cop is a black cop, obviously.
[01:13:49]  He's like, yeah, that guy in there hates cops and hates black people.
[01:13:55]  He says it like four fucking times as if the cop is about, what the fuck?
[01:13:59]  He hates cops and black people.
[01:14:01]  I'm pulling out the gun.
[01:14:03]  Fuck you, Eric Glad.
[01:14:05]  Fuck you, Eric Glood.
[01:14:06]  That's where, aka Juju the cow man who gets dressed as a cow and fucked the asshole, dressed as a cow, was right the whole time.
[01:14:13]  Like, okay.
[01:14:15]  It's like the manipulation attempts of a fucking child.
[01:14:21]  Yeah.
[01:14:24]  Someone's stopping him.
[01:14:26]  No, that's not.
[01:14:27]  Well, no, it's not saying your reasons.
[01:14:29]  Okay.
[01:14:31]  Ms. Eric's original stocking thing has led to this.
[01:14:35]  I have a warrant in a different county.
[01:14:37]  Colin.
[01:14:38]  Holland County.
[01:14:39]  I have a warrant out for going by the warehouse.
[01:14:47]  Okay.
[01:14:49]  They said I'll most likely see the judge tomorrow.
[01:14:52]  You got to follow up with this so you can get me out, Mint.
[01:14:56]  Okay.
[01:14:58]  I got your phone.
[01:14:59]  Did she have my phone?
[01:15:00]  Both of these phones, yours?
[01:15:01]  Do you need you not needed to call people or no?
[01:15:04]  I just need the red one.
[01:15:06]  Okay.
[01:15:07]  I need Mint to take the other one so she has a contact that's the ones that work on, right?
[01:15:11]  Mint, you can have the rest of my phone.
[01:15:13]  By the way, there's a part of this where he's taking an incident report.
[01:15:17]  He's asking them for their names.
[01:15:20]  And Riley says his name, but then Mint says her name.
[01:15:23]  Her name is Marie Hinsala.
[01:15:25]  H-I-N-T-S-A-L-A.
[01:15:27]  She's given her name and she just says Marie Hint.
[01:15:33]  And later the police officer clarifies that her name is Hint Sala.
[01:15:38]  And he's very confused by this.
[01:15:40]  And oh, God, fuck it.
[01:15:42]  I'm just gonna go find that part.
[01:15:43]  Hold up.
[01:15:43]  We're at 29 minutes.
[01:15:47]  i think he asks him when she walks or turns away or something is that messed up okay Yeah.
[01:16:00]  I just literally just thought that I told you.
[01:16:02]  Is there any reason how you got that messed up?
[01:16:04]  So he's asking her, why did you give me your wrong name?
[01:16:06]  Your name is Hint Sala, not Hint.
[01:16:08]  Why?
[01:16:09]  And then she clarifies for him.
[01:16:12]  I just literally just thought that I gave it to you.
[01:16:14]  It's just my fault.
[01:16:15]  Okay.
[01:16:16]  Yeah.
[01:16:17]  Is there a reason?
[01:16:19]  Anything we're going to find or your name for you?
[01:16:21]  Nothing.
[01:16:21]  Nothing.
[01:16:23]  We're real boring.
[01:16:23]  Yeah, we're just boring.
[01:16:25]  I just forget easily.
[01:16:27]  I have a bad memory from like a lot of head trauma from I was younger.
[01:16:30]  So that was also autistic.
[01:16:32]  Yeah.
[01:16:32]  Okay.
[01:16:33]  But you do have a dog.
[01:16:34]  So he's asking her, why did you give me the wrong name?
[01:16:37]  And her name is like, I'm a toned.
[01:16:41]  I'm a toned.
[01:16:43]  And the cops are like, okay.
[01:16:45]  Yeah, that checks out.
[01:16:46]  Okay, let's move on.
[01:16:47]  Next.
[01:16:49]  Next part.
[01:16:55]  I don't think anything else is funny after that.
[01:16:58]  They're mostly just standing around waiting because he gives like three different fake drives.
[01:17:03]  He says he doesn't have his driver's license on him and then gives like three different fake, like wrong states as to why his name and driver's license combination doesn't come up with anything in the system.
[01:17:16]  Go back to him getting rested.
[01:17:18]  Yeah, they're going to give it to you.
[01:17:19]  Going to the car.
[01:17:21]  That's what I've got.
[01:17:25]  You want me to leave everything else here?
[01:17:27]  Yeah, so she can take it.
[01:17:28]  I have my red phone.
[01:17:30]  Okay.
[01:17:30]  I'll try to contact you.
[01:17:32]  You need to follow up with Dick, probably, if you don't know who to call.
[01:17:36]  I'm usually the guy you'd ask.
[01:17:38]  You have a wallet or anything in the car you want to go with you?
[01:17:41]  It's in my car.
[01:17:43]  Should we walk back to Lefrius?
[01:17:44]  It's in the parking lot.
[01:17:44]  I'll ask her to get it.
[01:17:46]  Okay.
[01:17:46]  Mint!
[01:17:47]  I'll axe her.
[01:17:49]  Go get my wallet.
[01:17:51]  All right.
[01:17:55]  Oh, man.
[01:17:56]  I didn't give the glasses.
[01:17:57]  Well, that's.
[01:17:58]  Can I wear these till we get there?
[01:18:00]  I got a bad eye.
[01:18:02]  Really light sensibly.
[01:18:04]  You get a bad eye.
[01:18:06]  He's been eating shitty retard ass, and that was a fucking pink gun.
[01:18:10]  What's that?
[01:18:10]  That's a.
[01:18:12]  They're going to celebrate this too, dude.
[01:18:15]  And caps celebrating a guy with a live stream going to jail.
[01:18:18]  It's crazy.
[01:18:20]  No, no worries.
[01:18:21]  All right, how do I get in here?
[01:18:22]  All right, let's try to go left foot first.
[01:18:23]  All right.
[01:18:24]  I got it.
[01:18:24]  Oh, the belt something else.
[01:18:26]  Watch your hair.
[01:18:26]  Dude, I want this tapework and I'll leave this with Mint too.
[01:18:29]  What is it?
[01:18:31]  Yeah, leave it all with her.
[01:18:33]  There's a part that I'm hoping to hear.
[01:18:36]  Sorry, I sit down weird in the tightness.
[01:18:39]  I don't want to be a problem for you.
[01:18:40]  All right.
[01:18:40]  Sorry for me.
[01:18:41]  Yeah.
[01:18:42]  So this is what you do.
[01:18:43]  Because I can't.
[01:18:44]  Yeah, I got two fingers in this one.
[01:18:48]  He gets concerned at a point and asks him to check on Mint because he's like scared. that she can't handle things on her own.
[01:18:58]  And he explicitly says that, but I don't have a time stamped.
[01:19:02]  The part where he says it's a huge win for me is a funny part of the part where.
[01:19:06]  Also, while he gets there, this black woman is having an overdose.
[01:19:11]  So he has to wait in the car for like 15 minutes while EMS comes to take him.
[01:19:14]  And he gets booked and police rolls on out.
[01:19:19]  There's another video where a woman cop shows up and then a drunk guy is like so fucked up and he's asking for help getting an Uber because he's like incapacitated from alcohol.
[01:19:30]  And she books him an Uber.
[01:19:31]  That's like a side plot of one of the other body cams.
[01:19:33]  All four of the videos are on Rumble if you want to go look at them on the Kiwi Farms channel.
[01:19:38]  The only other notable thing about this is the I had a here.
[01:19:45]  let me just find it real quick and don't last with taxes I think if it's just rumble.com C QE Farms then I gotta have a handle for it.

=== Drug Tests and Restraining Orders (15:27) ===

[01:20:07]  Aha, it is It's this, the office of the custodian of records.
[01:20:14]  So, on the copies of the video that are out, I watermarked them and I wouldn't have watermarked them ordinarily, But I watermarked them with a link to the Juju The Cow thread and Juju's need to talk about this trumped his need not to advertise his own thread for the first time, like he's been desperately trying to avoid linking people to his own thread.
[01:20:38]  But the footage he he so desperately needed to try and take more shots at Eric July that he shared videos that included this watermark to send more people to his thread.
[01:20:49]  It's very funny because otherwise the alternative would be not to share the, the footage, and obviously that wasn't gonna happen.
[01:20:56]  Um, I don't know I might.
[01:20:58]  We're still waiting on the.
[01:21:00]  I need a message to harden action.
[01:21:06]  I'm kind of annoyed about the body can put this thing.
[01:21:10]  Can you nudge Candy?
[01:21:15]  You high pushing?
[01:21:19]  He's a stealing their ass.
[01:21:20]  They're probably dragging feet to release that fucking footage until court that happens, by the way, and they just like are dragging feet until the the it's in the case in public anyways.
[01:21:32]  Um, we'll just donate the money to whatever 501c3 or whatever that we went to, because I can't.
[01:21:38]  I can't refund it um, but I can't do that uh.
[01:21:43]  Similar vein, Aaron M Halt uh has been found to be facing a misdemeanor charge for violating a court order um from his first wife.
[01:21:53]  His first wife is Ashley.
[01:21:56]  His second wife, the hot wife with Mercada, is uh, April.
[01:22:02]  Ashley.
[01:22:03]  M Holt had filed for a restraining order um alleging, among other things, physical violence and at some point oh sorry, I was uh, I was spooked by chat, just suddenly running away.
[01:22:21]  At some point, he got a restraining order, and at some point he violated it.
[01:22:25]  So there is a misdemeanor charge against him.
[01:22:27]  He's claiming that the charge is dropped, but there is an arrangement arraignment hearing for August.
[01:22:35]  So he's saying that the charges dropped, but yet there is still a docketed arraignment for him on August 20th.
[01:22:42]  So, which is right after the Rakeda omnibus hearing, by the way.
[01:22:45]  I think the omnibus is on April or August 18th.
[01:22:51]  So, he said he'll be addressing it on Monday.
[01:22:53]  Whatever the fuck that means.
[01:22:54]  He's getting charged for violating his restraining order.
[01:22:56]  I don't know what needs to be discussed.
[01:22:57]  You're going to talk about your ex-wife more?
[01:22:59]  That's weird.
[01:23:00]  And by the way, this is the ex-wife of his who has is the mother of his children.
[01:23:06]  So, all those stories about how he had an amicable breakup with his ex-wife, he was taking care of his kids.
[01:23:14]  Uh, Rakeda came over with a bullet of cocaine that his son played with briefly that enraged him and got him to split off the uh the relationship he had with Rakeda.
[01:23:27]  Like, in the background of all this, while he's trying to paint himself as this, you know, divorced man who's getting on with his life and got caught up in a bad situation.
[01:23:35]  Meanwhile, as of January, he has a violation for against him for his restraining order.
[01:23:43]  So, Aaron went after his small audience today, now even smaller audience.
[01:23:51]  Huh.
[01:23:53]  The weird thing is that Aaron is like this like microcosm of a different locale culture that is like kind of integrating into the big picture stuff that the Kiwi Farms and Co. keeps track of.
[01:24:05]  Uh, by the way, Rakeda did a stream with Juju, and I was told that it wasn't very interesting, so I didn't watch it.
[01:24:12]  There is clips of this on the Elizabethlips channel, but and in discussion about it on the forum, but I didn't watch it.
[01:24:20]  Like, I just can't stand to listen to them anymore.
[01:24:22]  I'm so poisoned towards them that when I hear them talk, it's just like I can't, I can't really, unless I know that there's gonna be something funny.
[01:24:31]  I can't stand it.
[01:24:32]  I just honestly just can't stand it anymore.
[01:24:37]  That's Aaron.
[01:24:38]  Uh, Ricada has had uh the first motion in his case since the appellate court uh kicked his case back down to the district level.
[01:24:49]  Um, Randazza is still his attorney, despite some statements that Randazza had made regarding him on social media, which is the most interesting thing about this.
[01:25:01]  This is docketed for let's see, July 1st.
[01:25:08]  So, it should have happened.
[01:25:10]  There any update to this is on Monday.
[01:25:16]  I guess we don't get to hear anything about this because nothing happened.
[01:25:22]  So, it's just a hearing.
[01:25:23]  I probably a conferencing hearing to set up the schedule for the trial.
[01:25:28]  So, it's probably not that interesting.
[01:25:30]  Uh, the interesting thing is that it's it's back in motion.
[01:25:32]  So, Rakeda is dealing with his criminal issues regarding uh serious cocaine possession and negligence of the children.
[01:25:40]  Uh, and now we know the children had cocaine in their system.
[01:25:45]  By the way, I got a lot of comments when I talked about Rakeda's cocaine test being positive.
[01:25:51]  I had a lot of comments from people who worked in labs actually thanking me for showing confidence in the lab testing system.
[01:26:01]  Um, the people who commented were very confident that if the test showed that there was cocaine in her system, then she had ingested and metabolized cocaine.
[01:26:15]  I was told by these people that the hair is washed thoroughly, that the sample is tested under certain conditions.
[01:26:23]  If it came back positive, they would have ordered a second test.
[01:26:28]  That in their professional opinion, that if Rakata's, if it was found in a court document that the test was confident that there was a positive result for cocaine in the hair of a child,
[01:26:40]  they would have thoroughly checked their paces before issuing that result because the obvious outcome of a false positive in that situation would be extremely damaging to not only the people involved, but the child involved.
[01:27:01]  So the people that responded to me saying, yeah, I'm pretty sure that they got it right, were very also very sure that they got it right.
[01:27:11]  So that's, it doesn't, it honestly doesn't look good.
[01:27:14]  And when he messages me and he says that I don't know what I'm talking about, the metabolite is one that is a result of hydrolyzing with air moisture.
[01:27:22]  It can be found on any sample of cocaine.
[01:27:25]  A child could be lightly dusted in cocaine just by proximity.
[01:27:29]  It seems like that's a lie.
[01:27:30]  Maybe that's a cope.
[01:27:32]  I don't know.
[01:27:33]  Maybe he wants to believe that's the case and that he doesn't want to believe that his own daughter, his nine-year-old, ingested cocaine without his knowledge.
[01:27:41]  But I will say when I did a really deep dive into the cocaine thing, I was very curious about it.
[01:27:47]  It's one of those things where it's like, I want to be informed before I make an opinion.
[01:27:53]  I don't want to go out there and just bang the drum and say, like, Ricada is such a bad man.
[01:27:57]  I can't believe he did this.
[01:27:58]  Like, I didn't want to do like the moralizing grandstanding thing.
[01:28:01]  So I read multiple studies about the presence, about how hair testing works.
[01:28:05]  And specifically, there was one about cocaine in children.
[01:28:09]  And it was testing in Mediterranean cities underprivileged, like a drug testing lab.
[01:28:15]  And these people that were in this clinic were in there for unrelated reasons to drugs, but they were all very poor.
[01:28:21]  And they just randomly tested everybody's hair there.
[01:28:25]  Everybody who would consent, they would take their hair and the hair of their children.
[01:28:29]  And if the parent tested positive for anything, they would sometimes test positive for cocaine, even if they didn't admit to using cocaine.
[01:28:38]  And if they tested positive for cocaine, there was like a 10% chance that their children would also test positive for cocaine.
[01:28:47]  But her result was a higher concentration of cocaine metabolites than any of the studies kids.
[01:28:57]  So I mean, it wasn't a huge N number.
[01:29:00]  It was like an N500 or something.
[01:29:02]  But it's still like a lot, like 10%.
[01:29:05]  There's a like to the point where I think I said this on my first coverage of this, but it really underlines why a child protective service would test the kids to begin with.
[01:29:18]  If it was unheard of that a child might be ingesting cocaine in a situation like this, then they would never test the children unless they had some kind of suspicion outside of the parents are doing it.
[01:29:29]  If it never happened, they wouldn't bother.
[01:29:32]  Like, what's the point of that?
[01:29:33]  If it never, if out of a million cases of cocaine usage, one child tested positive as well, then there would be no reason for the expenditure.
[01:29:42]  But there is a reason.
[01:29:43]  And it's because 10% of kids, if the parents are using, also will have cocaine in their system.
[01:29:49]  That's why they do it.
[01:29:51]  The government's evil, but it's not that stupid.
[01:29:54]  You know what I mean?
[01:29:56]  That's how it comes across to me.
[01:29:58]  So, yeah, I don't know.
[01:30:03]  It's so baffling to me.
[01:30:05]  And even, I don't know, it makes me feel kind of like a dumbass.
[01:30:09]  But even now, I'm just kind of like, did he like become a retard?
[01:30:13]  Did he like did he decide to walk down the path of retardation sometime after we meet Net?
[01:30:19]  Or did I just like believe that he couldn't possibly be this fucking retarded at one point?
[01:30:25]  I don't know.
[01:30:26]  I guess if I was fooled by his guile, I'm in a large group of people because 100,000 people watch Rakeda his absolute peak.
[01:30:35]  I was like, I don't know.
[01:30:36]  Even now, it's like, I feel like he deliberately chose this.
[01:30:40]  Because I heard an expression once, and I'm quite fond of it.
[01:30:45]  It's about how it was an expression about how the choices we make do have an impact on who we are.
[01:30:52]  And even though it doesn't feel like it, because you make one choice, like, for instance, if you're trying to commit to a diet and you diet one day and then you fall off the wagon the next, you know, if you decide to keep off the wagon, that decides out who you are.
[01:31:05]  But if you decide to start dieting again the next day, then it reinforces that positive behavior.
[01:31:11]  And eventually your diet just becomes your lifestyle.
[01:31:14]  But who you are ends up, you know, is the end result of thousands of choices.
[01:31:19]  And it makes me wonder: is Ricada somebody who was just a bad apple that very few people saw from the onset?
[01:31:27]  Or did he deliberately choose a bad path a thousand times over multiple years to become somebody who was a bad apple?
[01:31:37]  And I don't know.
[01:31:38]  I have a copium in my head that he wasn't always bad and that he just chose poorly many, many times over years.
[01:31:49]  So, yeah, I don't know.
[01:31:51]  It frustrates me because I mentioned this on stream and shit, but it's like, why do I always end up like talking to people who are retarded, you know?
[01:32:06]  Yeah.
[01:32:09]  You're not the only one who felt for it.
[01:32:11]  I know.
[01:32:11]  It still doesn't feel good, though.
[01:32:12]  Like, his kid has cocaine in her hair.
[01:32:15]  She's a nine-year-old.
[01:32:17]  She's a nine-year-old, and her brain chemistry is going to be permanently damaged by this.
[01:32:25]  Like, Tetrabex, by the way, who, as we know, our listener, Tetrabex, who apparently has an alcohol problems on some streams, he was explaining in the Mad of the Internet thread that when he was a kid, he was diagnosed with ADHD and put on Britalin or some kind of amphetamine ADHD treatment program when he was a teenager, like a young teenager.
[01:32:50]  And he says that that probably had a negative impact on his brain development, which is believable because if you give a child methamphetamine or it's not technically a methamphetamine, it is an amphetamine salt.
[01:33:01]  You give them that, it's going to fuck with them.
[01:33:04]  You give the child cocaine, it's going to fuck with them.
[01:33:07]  All things, you know, everything else excluded.
[01:33:10]  So it's just, it's just a just don't feel good, man.
[01:33:14]  Just don't feel good.
[01:33:18]  Next, we got some Bossman Jack tent.
[01:33:21]  This is some varied Bossman Jack tent.
[01:33:23]  It's not just him losing money.
[01:33:24]  So stay tuned.
[01:33:25]  I know some of you guys are like, ah, Bossman Jack.
[01:33:29]  No, he's been up to some good stuff.
[01:33:32]  Okay.
[01:33:33]  So he's put he as a young Virginian knows.
[01:33:37]  And in case you don't know, the motto of Virginia is Virginia is for lovers.
[01:33:43]  Chris Chand famously declared that Virginia is for virgins.
[01:33:47]  And Bossman Jack is joining in on that.
[01:33:49]  And he's talking about finding his boyfriend free girl.
[01:33:53]  I was out there.
[01:33:54]  I'm fucking crying my ass off right now.
[01:33:57]  I, uh, you know, I've been trying to, it's so sad, man.
[01:34:02]  I thought this person liked me.
[01:34:03]  This is so sad I'm doing this actually.
[01:34:06]  I just want to let y'all know that do not put your effort and your energy and your generosity into people that don't give a fuck about you, bro.
[01:34:14]  Because people are so deceiving.
[01:34:16]  They will get you, bro, and they will hurt your ass.
[01:34:18]  They will literally hurt you, bro, to the point where you don't want to even try anymore.
[01:34:22]  Where you're saying, it's just so fucked up.
[01:34:23]  Like, I've done something wrong.
[01:34:25]  This is so fucked.
[01:34:26]  I fucking hate my life, man.
[01:34:27]  But things will be better.
[01:34:29]  It's a very quiet video.
[01:34:30]  I will reiterate what he says.
[01:34:32]  He's crying and saying that he got catfish, basically.
[01:34:35]  He dumped his money into a fake woman who walked out on him.
[01:34:40]  He went to Discord and he says, I who taught this one actually cared and liked me.
[01:34:46]  It's so fucking sad.
[01:34:48]  They are so, so many fucking sluts and whores nowadays.
[01:34:52]  I don't understand, man, deceiving evil for real.
[01:34:56]  For real.
[01:35:00]  He opened up a cry sesh in one of his streams and ended it.
[01:35:04]  This is a two-hour long, two-minute long stream that he booted up, just started crying and then quit out of.
[01:35:10]  Guys, I cannot stop fucking crying, bro.
[01:35:13]  There is something wrong with me, bro.
[01:35:15]  There is absolutely something wrong with me to keep crying like this, bro.
[01:35:18]  It's not normal, dude.
[01:35:19]  It is not normal, guys.
[01:35:21]  It's not normal, dude.
[01:35:22]  This is so fucking stupid, dude.
[01:35:25]  I fucking hate my life, dude.
[01:35:26]  I fucking hate my life, bro.
[01:35:28]  What is wrong with this world we live in, dude?
[01:35:30]  I'm so serious, bro.
[01:35:32]  I'm so fucking serious, bro.

=== Emotional Breakdowns on Stream (09:23) ===

[01:35:34]  I'm fucking miserable, bro.
[01:35:35]  I'm not trolling, bro.
[01:35:37]  Look at my fucking face, dude.
[01:35:38]  I'm not fucking trolling, bro.
[01:35:39]  I'm not trolling.
[01:35:40]  I am not trolling, bro.
[01:35:42]  There's something wrong with me, bro.
[01:35:44]  Yeah, professional help.
[01:35:45]  Yeah, whatever, dude.
[01:35:46]  Whatever makes you feel better, bro.
[01:35:47]  People laughing, somebody crying.
[01:35:48]  You're fucking weird, bro.
[01:35:50]  You would have the balls to do this, man.
[01:35:52]  Whatever.
[01:35:52]  I'm going to just get off, dude.
[01:35:54]  Not what I was expecting when I got here.
[01:35:56]  Y'all have a good one, man.
[01:35:57]  Have a great fucking day, bro.
[01:35:58]  Have a great fucking day, guys.
[01:35:59]  Have a great fucking day, dude.
[01:36:01]  You guys are awesome.
[01:36:02]  I just realized that there is a parallel between Bossman Jack and Rakeda.
[01:36:07]  Bossman Jack, Rakeda says, I hope you win a million dollars.
[01:36:11]  I hope you XYZ, right?
[01:36:14]  When he's just being like facetious and lying, trying to be like a roundabout way of wishing somebody ill.
[01:36:25]  Bossman Jack does the same.
[01:36:27]  He says, I hope you have a great day.
[01:36:28]  But he's actually saying, I hope you don't have a great day.
[01:36:31]  Food for thought, chat.
[01:36:32]  Food for thought.
[01:36:35]  His deal with shuffle.
[01:36:41]  Shuffle it was.
[01:36:42]  He's been kicked off a BC game.
[01:36:45]  He's been kicked off of stake.
[01:36:46]  Got kicked off a kick.
[01:36:47]  You.
[01:36:48]  Oh, boy.
[01:36:49]  Evil Eddie shutting my boy down.
[01:36:51]  So he got to deal with the shuffle.
[01:36:53]  And as per usual, he starts complaining that their games are fucking rigged every time he loses.
[01:37:00]  So your sponsor really doesn't like that.
[01:37:04]  The games are not rigged.
[01:37:05]  I mean, they are technically.
[01:37:07]  They have a fixed return that's not in your favor.
[01:37:10]  But they're not literally rigged to fuck with you in a deep psychological way.
[01:37:15]  I mean, I guess they kind of are.
[01:37:18]  What I'm saying is that he's correct, but he's choosing to gamble anyway, so he doesn't have a right to complain.
[01:37:23]  And the sponsors obviously don't like him saying that they have rigged games.
[01:37:28]  So they canceled his sponsorship and gave him $10,000 as a nice little parting gift.
[01:37:33]  No hard feelings.
[01:37:34]  Here's $10,000.
[01:37:35]  Just $10,000.
[01:37:37]  Just because we like you, buddy.
[01:37:40]  Have a great day.
[01:37:41]  Well, of course, Bossman, being the boss man, decided to take that $10,000 to the only place that matters, the coin flip sesh.
[01:37:52]  What the fuck to 2000?
[01:37:54]  I'm such a DJ, bro.
[01:37:56]  I'm actually.
[01:37:57]  And he starts flipping the coin and then it goes away.
[01:37:59]  I'm sorry.
[01:38:00]  They are.
[01:38:00]  And if you don't think so, you're hating my life.
[01:38:02]  This is such a rigged.
[01:38:04]  I love it.
[01:38:04]  I love how quick, like, me skipping ahead.
[01:38:06]  It's like a, like a whiplash.
[01:38:08]  You can break your fucking neck.
[01:38:09]  This is a two and a half minute long video.
[01:38:11]  He's like, I'm such a degen, bro.
[01:38:13]  I'm out fat.
[01:38:14]  I skipped a 240.
[01:38:15]  And he's like, I fucking hate my life, bro.
[01:38:19]  I'm sorry.
[01:38:19]  If you think that's.
[01:38:20]  That's like a one and a half.
[01:38:22]  That's 90 seconds.
[01:38:23]  That's 90 seconds.
[01:38:24]  I'm such a Dejen, bro.
[01:38:26]  So, like, I'm sorry.
[01:38:26]  This is fucking rigged.
[01:38:28]  my life dude i fucking hate my life This is such a rig.
[01:38:37]  All these crypto casinos, they're all rigged.
[01:38:40]  They're all of them.
[01:38:41]  They all are.
[01:38:42]  I'm sorry.
[01:38:43]  They are.
[01:38:43]  And if you don't think so, you're fucking lost.
[01:38:45]  They're not even audited.
[01:38:52]  Oh my God, dude.
[01:38:54]  Oh, my God, bro.
[01:38:56]  Oh, my God, dude.
[01:38:57]  This has ruined my life, dude.
[01:38:59]  I fucking hate my life, bro.
[01:39:02]  Oh, my God.
[01:39:03]  What car am I going to get now?
[01:39:08]  What car am I going to get now?
[01:39:12]  This dude, when he was up $180,000, he was talking about getting like a Range Rover, which is like a luxury SUV that costs almost $200,000, brand new off the lot.
[01:39:23]  He was like about getting a Range Rover, and then he was like downgrading it.
[01:39:25]  Like, I'll get a Honda Civic still.
[01:39:27]  And he gets $10,000 again.
[01:39:28]  Like, wow, bro, that's enough money to buy a car.
[01:39:31]  he fucking coin flips it again he just ends the stream Great job, bro.
[01:39:46]  So then after that, he pissed off one of his mods, as he does, Nico Fiend, who he had chatted with in private.
[01:39:55]  In particular, he showed off a couple behind-the-scenes, never-before-seen angles in the bossman room.
[01:40:01]  Of course, we are all used to this bossman angle of him just like this fixed static angle of just his door and closet.
[01:40:07]  This is the other side of the room.
[01:40:09]  You can see he has a window with some broken blinds.
[01:40:12]  The lighting that is the piss yellow.
[01:40:15]  It's actually kind of weird.
[01:40:16]  I didn't realize that his streaming corner was like this little cutout.
[01:40:20]  It's like he's in a like in a window.
[01:40:22]  I can imagine his house from the outside.
[01:40:24]  And he has like this small cubby that pokes out of the roof and faces the street.
[01:40:30]  He's in like this nice little cubby area.
[01:40:32]  Lots of daylight.
[01:40:33]  He has one broken monitor and one very fancy curved monitor that is like off balance.
[01:40:42]  Like it's tilted at like a 15 degree angle to one side.
[01:40:46]  Because I guess he slams his desk so much that the desk stand just starts wobbling in one direction.
[01:40:52]  I have not yet mentioned that this room is fucking trash.
[01:40:55]  There is garbage all over the place.
[01:40:58]  Red solo cups everywhere.
[01:41:01]  Just like food plates and everything scattered all over the fucking place.
[01:41:08]  Just a filthy, inconceivably filthy setup.
[01:41:14]  He has his broken monitor over there.
[01:41:16]  You can see that he punched into and still damaged.
[01:41:19]  I remember the clip of him breaking this monitor, by the way, is one of the best clips ever because he got angry, smashed his monitor, queued up another hand, and was still gambling.
[01:41:31]  Like he was on this monitor, not able to see what he was doing and still gambling while on it.
[01:41:37]  This is a bag of cannabis flour.
[01:41:40]  They have an AI-generated anime girl on it, which is why he bought it because he's like, bro, weed, dude, boobs, dude, weed, bro, boobs.
[01:41:50]  And they bought it.
[01:41:51]  You can see his filthy, filthy fingernails, which I've been told is a result of him doing when he does crack.
[01:42:00]  I think what they explained is that if you do crack and you use a butane lighter, you get really dark fingers for some reason.
[01:42:06]  I guess because it leaves like a butane residue on the crack pipe.
[01:42:11]  So as you handle it, you get butane fumes like under your fingernails and stuff.
[01:42:17]  So like his dirty cracked fingernails are like a hallmark.
[01:42:20]  And then this is his ceiling.
[01:42:22]  I am actually not sure what this is, but he has somehow managed to splatter something on his ceiling and decided to show this to his friend who recorded it.
[01:42:31]  So that's interesting.
[01:42:35]  New angles, never before seen boss man lore.
[01:42:39]  Let's see, this is a nine-minute long video of him.
[01:42:44]  This is Nico Fiend.
[01:42:45]  This is the footage.
[01:42:47]  I'm actually not watching this.
[01:42:49]  This came out.
[01:42:49]  This got posted right before the stream started.
[01:42:52]  So I haven't watched it yet.
[01:42:54]  Yeah, buddy.
[01:42:55]  Damn, I still hadn't landed, bro.
[01:42:58]  Dude, what's that on the ceiling, bro?
[01:43:00]  Somebody spilled something.
[01:43:01]  Dude, I fucking, it's not blood.
[01:43:03]  I promise.
[01:43:04]  I don't know.
[01:43:04]  I can't remember.
[01:43:05]  Is it soda or something?
[01:43:06]  Something.
[01:43:07]  There's like holes in it.
[01:43:08]  He's punched holes in his ceiling.
[01:43:10]  How the fuck do you punch a hole in your ceiling?
[01:43:13]  That's my setup.
[01:43:14]  That's my setup.
[01:43:15]  All right.
[01:43:16]  Got the two monitors.
[01:43:17]  Got a new monitor coming tomorrow today.
[01:43:19]  Damn it.
[01:43:20]  I'm in my self-sufficient mode.
[01:43:22]  I'm looking at this like cubby home.
[01:43:23]  I'm like, damn, that's a nice sniper watchtower.
[01:43:25]  Sniper-ness, chat.
[01:43:26]  It's out of the way.
[01:43:28]  This is a curved monitor right here.
[01:43:30]  Yep.
[01:43:30]  Yep.
[01:43:31]  It's not the best, though.
[01:43:32]  It's not the best.
[01:43:33]  That'll be my backup monitor.
[01:43:34]  I'm going to have that to the left with the webcam.
[01:43:36]  I'm going to have the new monitor here.
[01:43:38]  You got to replace the second monitor, bro.
[01:43:40]  I got a monitor coming in today.
[01:43:42]  Oh, okay.
[01:43:43]  Oh, okay.
[01:43:43]  So that's going to replace the second one.
[01:43:45]  All right.
[01:43:45]  I got you.
[01:43:45]  Yeah.
[01:43:46]  I'm going to put this one here and then put the new one here.
[01:43:48]  Damn, all right.
[01:43:49]  Yeah.
[01:43:50]  Yeah.
[01:43:51]  The 27 inches, bro.
[01:43:52]  It's the new one.
[01:43:52]  It's smaller, but from what I've heard, it's actually better to have it a little bit smaller.
[01:43:57]  Do you know how many hertz it has?
[01:43:59]  244.
[01:44:00]  240.
[01:44:01]  Damn.
[01:44:01]  That's excessive.
[01:44:03]  It's $900, dude.
[01:44:06]  That's really expensive.
[01:44:08]  That's a really expensive monitor.
[01:44:10]  A 244 hertz, probably a 4K, maybe even an 8K monitor for $900.
[01:44:18]  That shit is getting smashed and slammed, chat.
[01:44:24]  Smashed and slammed.
[01:44:25]  $900 for the monitor.
[01:44:27]  Damn, bro.
[01:44:28]  It's 2K.
[01:44:29]  It's only 1440p, but it's like the best you can get.
[01:44:31]  It's like U O L E D or whatever.
[01:44:33]  2K.
[01:44:34]  I don't know much about it, but it's expensive.
[01:44:36]  It's pretty fucking fire, bro.
[01:44:37]  2K.
[01:44:37]  Why would you get a 2K monitor and not a 4K monitor?
[01:44:40]  Yeah.
[01:44:41]  Well, then what they say is 4K is like overkill nowadays.
[01:44:43]  You can't even hardly do it.
[01:44:45]  Yeah.
[01:44:45]  Like my main monitor is 4K and I love it.
[01:44:52]  No, that's wrong.
[01:44:53]  Hit it to its full potential.
[01:44:54]  Even with the best graphics card and everything else, it's still not worth.

=== Expensive Monitors and Chat Drama (16:03) ===

[01:44:57]  That's what I've been told.
[01:44:58]  Right, right.
[01:44:59]  But maybe in the future, it'll be more, it'll be more, it'll be not obsolete, but the opposite of that.
[01:45:05]  Yeah, I gotcha.
[01:45:07]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:45:07]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:45:08]  It'll be more like meta.
[01:45:11]  There's a meta.
[01:45:13]  Yeah.
[01:45:14]  I mean, you can render a 1080p or a game at 1080p or 2K on a 4K monitor and render it at 244 frames per second if you can't handle that.
[01:45:24]  Oh, no, the meta is like the bottom.
[01:45:26]  I don't know.
[01:45:26]  You know what I'm trying to say.
[01:45:27]  My thing is, why would you get a 244 2K instead of a 144 or 4K and just render it at 144?
[01:45:37]  Like, you don't.
[01:45:39]  Can you really say that the game plays better at 244?
[01:45:42]  That seems obscene.
[01:45:44]  Yeah, no, I feel you, bro.
[01:45:46]  Oh, yeah.
[01:45:47]  Got the weed packed in the bowl.
[01:45:48]  Dude, my fingers are so dirty.
[01:45:50]  Holy fuck, I'm scraping resin.
[01:45:52]  The human eye can only see 12 frames per second, bro.
[01:45:55]  My eyes see at like three based on my reaction time and dota.
[01:46:00]  All right, smoke his bomb, dude.
[01:46:02]  Yes, sir.
[01:46:02]  Take a big bomb for you.
[01:46:03]  All right, I'll take a little hit, bro.
[01:46:06]  Oh, yeah, you got the re card?
[01:46:07]  I'll take a little hit, bro.
[01:46:08]  Well, dude, take a big one.
[01:46:10]  Take a big one.
[01:46:11]  Take a big one.
[01:46:12]  All right, I'll take a biggins, bro.
[01:46:14]  All right.
[01:46:15]  If you green out, you can just hang up so you gotta go.
[01:46:18]  That's crazy.
[01:46:22]  Show his room off.
[01:46:23]  Show me your room, you degenerate.
[01:46:29]  Oh, wait, I already saw his room when he showed off his monitor.
[01:46:32]  Okay.
[01:46:33]  Okay.
[01:46:34]  That's the bossman stuff.
[01:46:36]  That's the bossman stuff.
[01:46:38]  Right on time for the roundup chat, the roundup of the stream.
[01:46:42]  There's one more little.
[01:46:44]  What is this?
[01:46:45]  What is this intrusion on my screen chat?
[01:46:48]  Ah, the news hamster.
[01:46:50]  He has returned.
[01:46:51]  For what?
[01:46:53]  State your business, news hamster.
[01:46:57]  Something from Zitter, it seems.
[01:46:59]  Appears that Visigrad24 was banned.
[01:47:03]  To which Elon Musk replied that he posted a picture of a child being sodomized with a stick, which triggered an automatic child porn ban.
[01:47:11]  But he restored his account anyways.
[01:47:14]  Chat, I think the news hamster has an idea.
[01:47:20]  Uh, in actually, let me get the link.
[01:47:25]  Seeing as Visigar24 posted child pornography and was unbanned, and I did not post child pornography.
[01:47:40]  I believe that my infraction was less severe and thusly warrants a similar unbanned chat.
[01:47:52]  That is what we're going with.
[01:47:54]  I think this is unbomb.
[01:47:58]  Okay, time to do 20 animals again, chat.
[01:48:00]  Let's see.
[01:48:04]  Oh, it went through.
[01:48:05]  This is it.
[01:48:06]  This is the one.
[01:48:07]  My logic is undeniable.
[01:48:09]  Thank you, Newshamster.
[01:48:10]  I appreciate it.
[01:48:11]  That late breaking Elon Musk news.
[01:48:16]  I think this is the one chat.
[01:48:20]  Oh, it's not going to work.
[01:48:21]  There's no music.
[01:48:22]  Oh, no.
[01:48:24]  I already fucking sent it everything.
[01:48:25]  Ah, fuck.
[01:48:26]  I'm doomed now.
[01:48:28]  Ah, ruined.
[01:48:29]  Sorry, I got just so distracted by the news hamster that I completely forgot the music.
[01:48:34]  Ah, ruined.
[01:48:36]  I'll play look at second of you.
[01:48:37]  Ready?
[01:48:42]  Just feels like this just feels wrong without it.
[01:48:48]  Okay.
[01:48:49]  There's that.
[01:48:51]  And I think that's it.
[01:48:53]  Did I miss anything?
[01:48:55]  Did I miss anything, champ?
[01:49:00]  Uh, I think that that would be it.
[01:49:10]  Let me see.
[01:49:11]  Okay, I'll do some brief chat interaction.
[01:49:13]  Chat, scream at me.
[01:49:16]  Do it.
[01:49:17]  Does anything stick out in your mind that I failed to address adequately?
[01:49:22]  The Reddit segment.
[01:49:25]  Ooh, maybe.
[01:49:27]  I think that there was something in the Maddie Arrant 3 that was Reddit.
[01:49:32]  Let's check.
[01:49:33]  Let me check.
[01:49:34]  All right, let's see.
[01:49:52]  There's so much like general chat in the um oh wait, hold up.
[01:50:06]  Oh, I think that they're um I did forget something.
[01:50:09]  I forgot that this happened.
[01:50:10]  I should have uh okay, so if you don't know one of my least favorite people is Dev, aka Short Fat Otaku.
[01:50:22]  Short Fat Otaku is like this absolutely disgusting, fat, retarded Romanian, like just absolute degenerate piece of shit.
[01:50:31]  Uh, someone whose life has zero value whatsoever.
[01:50:34]  He's like married and he's still openly lust after trannies.
[01:50:39]  Um, he was, he and Dankula were both like mutual friends of Lilith Lovett the Taiwanese tranny that openly talks about the time that he was raped in the ass as a kid and was like peddled as like a sex trafficking victim.
[01:50:49]  But now he's like a tranny and also does sex work as like a pornographer.
[01:50:54]  Very weird, fucked up person, um, has openly tried to like court libertarian types, was a friend of Dankula.
[01:51:00]  And now that Dankula is getting divorced, uh, there's all this talk that maybe all this talk by certain people throw these evil, evil muckrakers muddying the proceedings of their divorce by throwing ideas out there that maybe he did something with Lil Lovett, that certain commentators were skeptical, critical of their relationship.
[01:51:22]  Some, you know, you know how these people are on the internet, they're always saying shit they can't prove, just being, you know, assholes for no reason.
[01:51:32]  I don't, these people, whoever they may be, they have also said in the past that short fat otaku also probably deep-throated tranny cock at some point in his life, uh, which he took issue with and has protested in the company of his wife, who decided to bring it up on live stream for my benefit.
[01:51:52]  Hey enough, is that true?
[01:51:54]  Yeah, dev's sex technology.
[01:51:57]  Oh man, so I got a private message of Scrumps.
[01:52:02]  He was talking to other people.
[01:52:02]  It was like leaked to me a few months ago.
[01:52:05]  Okay.
[01:52:05]  He's now saying that apparently I was like in love with Lilith and I was pining over her while he was fucking her the whole time.
[01:52:15]  Okay, so I actually, I thought this was about me.
[01:52:18]  It's not.
[01:52:18]  Some other completely random tranny fucker said that Dev was like openly like trying to fuck Lilith Lovett in this tranny asshole.
[01:52:30]  And I guess maybe Lilith was like laughing at Dev.
[01:52:34]  Like Dev was sending in the simp text about what a beautiful trans folk she was.
[01:52:39]  And then he would send, give the phone to Scramps, who was actively fucking them in the ass at the time.
[01:52:45]  He'd be like, look at this fat, retarded simp.
[01:52:48]  Isn't that funny?
[01:52:48]  And then they would high five about it and make fun of him together.
[01:52:52]  And then he's like relaying this information to the public.
[01:52:56]  And Dev hears it and decides to tell his wife that a tranny fucker knew that he was simping for a tranny in DMs and was laughing at him about it.
[01:53:08]  And her reaction is, he said, what?
[01:53:12]  Like, completely fucking delusional bullshit.
[01:53:16]  She is having some doubts.
[01:53:18]  That is not a face of a woman who's like, ha ha ha, man, people day, people on the internet say the darndest things.
[01:53:25]  That has no bearing in reality.
[01:53:27]  I have.
[01:53:28]  Oh, they're not married.
[01:53:29]  I thought they were married.
[01:53:31]  Okay, that's just a long-term girlfriend or whatever the fuck.
[01:53:34]  He's like, haha, that's so silly.
[01:53:36]  There's no reason to believe that at all.
[01:53:38]  I have absolute confidence in you, my boyfriend.
[01:53:40]  That is the face of a woman who's like, maybe.
[01:53:44]  Maybe.
[01:53:46]  Have I missed the sign?
[01:53:49]  Did I ignore the evidence?
[01:53:52]  She's cute, but no, I was never interested.
[01:53:55]  Oh, he picks up.
[01:53:57]  He's not that autistic.
[01:53:59]  He's like, oh, my girlfriend is skeptical of me.
[01:54:03]  And I should clarify that I have no interest in this beautiful trans folks saying she's cute, which is not a good defense.
[01:54:17]  You, sir, are a tranny fucker.
[01:54:18]  Nah, bro.
[01:54:19]  She's totally cute and shit, but like, I didn't hit it.
[01:54:23]  Like, what's stopping you?
[01:54:24]  Besides him not putting out?
[01:54:26]  Like, what's stopping you, bro?
[01:54:29]  Because I'm not like a fucking retard simp.
[01:54:33]  What does that mean?
[01:54:34]  Like, apparently you are.
[01:54:36]  Apparently, you're sending a tranny prostitute DMs that he's literally taking your DMs and showing people fucking them and saying, look at this retard simp.
[01:54:47]  Look at Dev, the short fat otaku, a retard simp in my inbox, trying to flirt with me while I'm getting butt-pounded by you.
[01:54:55]  And then they both laugh about it.
[01:54:57]  They laugh into your fucking face.
[01:55:02]  And then even he says, he says that I'm not a retard simp.
[01:55:08]  And his own girlfriend says that's not true.
[01:55:14]  That's not fucking true.
[01:55:16]  You flirted.
[01:55:18]  You flirted with that tranny.
[01:55:20]  You fucking retard simp in his face on live stream.
[01:55:27]  Not really.
[01:55:28]  And then the denial is just like, it's like a speech test.
[01:55:33]  Speech 13 over 75.
[01:55:35]  Not really.
[01:55:36]  And her reaction is just like, um, I'm not, I'm not retarded, sir.
[01:55:43]  Okay.
[01:55:44]  Gotta do this without getting swallowed.
[01:55:46]  Anyway.
[01:55:47]  He's desperately.
[01:55:48]  Okay, I'm playing the game.
[01:55:50]  We're playing the game.
[01:55:50]  I'm in control here.
[01:55:51]  I'm in control.
[01:55:53]  Or I'm in charge here.
[01:55:54]  I'm in charge.
[01:56:04]  me the audio of the game pouring in on top of her but she's like do you feel in charge Gonna continue hammering this.
[01:56:13]  Yeah, you're definitely pining for that trans folks on fucking Zitter.
[01:56:18]  I saw it.
[01:56:19]  You think that what you do exists in a vacuum and that there's no chance that I, as your girlfriend, I'm gonna see this pathetic display?
[01:56:26]  Who do you think you are?
[01:56:28]  Wanted a good digging down from?
[01:56:30]  Yeah.
[01:56:34]  Wanted a good dicking down from.
[01:56:39]  His girlfriend is telling the internet that this man wanted a good dicking down from a tranny prostitute.
[01:56:50]  Unreal.
[01:56:51]  I just not have any honest, real conversation with you anymore because you're like this right now.
[01:56:56]  I can't even talk to you.
[01:56:59]  I'm sorry.
[01:56:59]  He's getting mogged.
[01:57:01]  Am I allowed to use?
[01:57:02]  Am I allowed to use that word?
[01:57:03]  He is getting mogged by his girlfriend in real time.
[01:57:06]  And she is smiling, knowing that she has exacted a small act of revenge against him.
[01:57:13]  This is gratifying to her because, like, I've had to sit here and watch you flirt and pine for a tranny prostitute on Zitter for fucking years.
[01:57:22]  And now I just get to rub your face at it like a fucking dog.
[01:57:27]  Listen, listen, I'm on your side.
[01:57:29]  I'm still saying.
[01:57:30]  What the fuck?
[01:57:31]  No, you're not.
[01:57:33]  Okay, he's so flat.
[01:57:36]  Look at how angry he is.
[01:57:38]  He's getting fucking ruined in the video game by this sandworm thing.
[01:57:42]  And he's also having to process this like interpersonal dispute with his girlfriend on like live stream.
[01:57:48]  And he's trying to keep it cool.
[01:57:50]  And it's absolutely not fucking working.
[01:57:52]  He knows.
[01:57:53]  He knows I'm going to make fun of him.
[01:57:55]  Can you restart?
[01:57:57]  Where are you starting?
[01:58:00]  I don't know.
[01:58:01]  Okay.
[01:58:01]  Holy nice and curt.
[01:58:03]  I don't know.
[01:58:05]  Super fucking so salty.
[01:58:08]  He's so angry at her.
[01:58:12]  Let me leave.
[01:58:13]  Let me leave.
[01:58:18]  You cannot escape.
[01:58:19]  She's taunting him.
[01:58:19]  I'm like, you can't escape from me.
[01:58:21]  I got you.
[01:58:21]  I know.
[01:58:22]  I know that you flirted.
[01:58:23]  You pine for a tranny prostitute.
[01:58:25]  No, it just, that's, that's an arena.
[01:58:27]  That is like an arena out message.
[01:58:29]  So no, I cannot escape.
[01:58:31]  You can't escape.
[01:58:33]  Do you feel in charge?
[01:58:35]  Hold up.
[01:58:36]  I think there's more.
[01:58:46]  Oh, there is more.
[01:58:47]  I'm going to give this guy a trophy, a trophy sticker chat for the epic Clip Arena.
[01:58:56]  This is very, I haven't seen this before.
[01:58:57]  This is very satisfying.
[01:58:59]  Like actual flirting, just like casual, just being like, like, fuck Twitter flirt.
[01:59:04]  You fucking say you fuck traps on Twitter all the time.
[01:59:07]  It's not flirting.
[01:59:08]  It's goofing around.
[01:59:11]  Listen, listen, fimoid flesh and bone woman, inferior to my anime babes in every way, shape, and form.
[01:59:22]  When I go to a tranny prostitute and I tell her, the cute trans girl, that I fuck traps.
[01:59:34]  That's not flirting.
[01:59:36]  That's casual.
[01:59:38]  Okay.
[01:59:40]  Flirting means.
[01:59:40]  Okay, for it to be an actual flirt and not just a joke, it has to be real intent behind it.
[01:59:47]  I need a poll.
[01:59:48]  Oh my God.
[01:59:49]  She is relentless.
[01:59:51]  She's like, do you honestly think I'm that fucking stupid?
[01:59:54]  Do you insult my intelligence so blatantly to my fucking face?
[01:59:58]  Let's get a poll going to see what a pathetic little simp you are.
[02:00:03]  No garden this year, Astro.
[02:00:05]  About whether or not telling a woman you'd fuck her on Twitter counts as flirting.
[02:00:11]  Dude, his face, he is getting, he is not in on this joke at all.
[02:00:15]  He is so pissed.
[02:00:19]  Intent is a part of flirting.
[02:00:22]  You can't prove intent.
[02:00:24]  Like, that's ridiculous.
[02:00:25]  And you go up to somebody and say, hey, you're hot.
[02:00:27]  I'd fuck you.
[02:00:28]  In fact, I fucked many things just like you.
[02:00:31]  Like, you can't then just say, whoa, buddy.
[02:00:33]  Wait a second.
[02:00:34]  I wasn't actually trying to fuck her.
[02:00:36]  That's how it works.
[02:00:38]  I'm not cheating.
[02:00:39]  I'm just goofing around.
[02:00:42]  Oh, my God.
[02:00:44]  She's so pissed.
[02:00:46]  It's not cheating, though.
[02:00:48]  It's not cheating, though.
[02:00:50]  Not yet.
[02:00:50]  Not yet.
[02:00:51]  Not cheating.
[02:00:52]  There's no intent.
[02:00:54]  I didn't want to fuck that pussy.
[02:00:56]  I didn't want that deep dicking down.
[02:00:58]  No, don't do this to me.
[02:01:00]  I love the.

=== Edgy Content and Cheating Denials (14:36) ===

[02:01:01]  By the way, I love how Kino, Fane, how Kino, the backdrop of him trapped in the arena with the sandworm is.
[02:01:09]  Like, he's trying to move past the actual conversation he's in and get away from this confrontation because it's on live stream and he can't do anything about it.
[02:01:18]  So he's trying to play it cool and play the game, but he's in an encounter that he can't win and can't get away from.
[02:01:24]  And it's a perfect one-to-one mirror reflection of his actual ongoing conversation that is playing in the background as he's trying to escape the conversation he can't get away from.
[02:01:35]  It is literally Kino.
[02:01:37]  It is a perfect, perfect content.
[02:01:40]  Excellent.
[02:01:41]  I really, I really love that.
[02:01:43]  Bad things, chat.
[02:01:45]  Bad things happening to bad people.
[02:01:49]  To even have the audacity to say that he didn't flirt with Lilith Lovett, I was shocked to learn that he had a girlfriend because he's had a girlfriend all this time and he's been openly talking about fucking bussy and going after very specific trans transies or whatever on Twitter.
[02:02:06]  He's been doing this for years.
[02:02:07]  And I was actually really surprised to hear that he had a girlfriend at all because it's like, he's obviously a gay man who wants to fuck Bussy and is very open about that.
[02:02:16]  How could he possibly be in a relationship?
[02:02:18]  And now I've learned that he's in a relationship with a woman that he doesn't respect at all and who apparently just takes the shit on the face.
[02:02:24]  But now she apparently is now that she's, I guess maybe she was like a little bit like, okay, I guess maybe it is just like a because Count Dankula did it too.
[02:02:33]  Count Dankula was very popular and successful, made the same kind of jokes about Bussy on his Twitter account and talked about traps and shit and trap porn on his Discord and shit.
[02:02:44]  Very, very open about it.
[02:02:46]  And I guess you're like, okay, I guess that's what the boys are talking about these days.
[02:02:49]  They're just talking about fucking men in the ass.
[02:02:52]  Who am I to be imposing on him and say that he can't do that and make him uncool in front of his friends who talk about fucking bussy?
[02:02:59]  I mean, Dankula is married and he has kids and everything seems to be going well for him.
[02:03:03]  I guess maybe Dev could be like that too.
[02:03:06]  Now Dankula's getting divorced, which puts that on thin ice.
[02:03:09]  And then Lilith Lovett's ex-boyfriend or whatever is openly out on Twitter saying, yeah, we totally went over his Twitter DMs and made fun of him together.
[02:03:16]  He's like a loser simp and she's just saying that to his face.
[02:03:21]  And he has no response to that.
[02:03:24]  That is fucking hilarious, actually.
[02:03:28]  That's really funny.
[02:03:29]  I'm glad that I found this for the streaming.
[02:03:32]  Awesome.
[02:03:36]  Okay, I do actually have a brief Reddit thing as well.
[02:03:41]  One second.
[02:03:43]  Pull this up.
[02:03:47]  Is this it?
[02:03:49]  Okay.
[02:03:50]  I don't know if this is it.
[02:03:51]  Let's see what it is.
[02:03:52]  R M to F by you Duck in Training.
[02:03:55]  Not Safe for Work.
[02:03:56]  Cried when watching lesbian quote-unquote video.
[02:03:59]  Wasn't sure if this should be made safe, not safe for work.
[02:04:03]  I was in a bit of a mood this morning and got a bit touchy with myself.
[02:04:07]  I wanted to watch something to help me get going.
[02:04:09]  So I opened up a passionate lesbian video.
[02:04:12]  But partway through it, I just started to feel so left out and jealous.
[02:04:16]  I had to start, stop the video, and just started bawling into my pillow.
[02:04:21]  I know people say that others will eventually find someone out there, but it just feels like there's always going to be a barrier for me because of what I am.
[02:04:29]  And it hurts so much.
[02:04:32]  Rose, when you're down so bad, you can't even jerk off to porn anymore.
[02:04:38]  That's the bottom of the barrel.
[02:04:42]  You don't get much lower than that.
[02:04:45]  Sucks to be a tranny.
[02:04:46]  That's the let's if there's anything that I want you to take away from my videos is that it fucked to be a tranny and that you'll never be a real woman cool.
[02:04:56]  All right, super berries.
[02:04:58]  Let me set us to shill mode.
[02:05:01]  I will conclude the stream.
[02:05:03]  Next stream will be on Friday, which will be the July 4th stream, I guess, because it is well, I think it's technically July 5th, but that will be as close as I get to July 4th.
[02:05:20]  So we'll do, I'll try to find some Americana, some classic, some good old Americana to enjoy for that stream.
[02:05:27]  I even have a song picked out for it.
[02:05:30]  Cool.
[02:05:32]  Alrighty, um, Vint Kaczynski for one says, Vint turns his eyes to heaven, lets off a mighty fart, and says meditatively, every little steam must be heard as well as seen.
[02:05:56]  May I get some birthday snee for the 12th of July?
[02:05:59]  Sir, it's the 2nd of July.
[02:06:01]  Sorry.
[02:06:03]  Breadwash for five says, have a great 4th of July, Josh.
[02:06:07]  You too.
[02:06:08]  Thank you.
[02:06:08]  It's still the 2nd, though.
[02:06:09]  I mean, I guess it'll be afterwards.
[02:06:11]  I guess that's why they're wishing it now.
[02:06:14]  I don't think that they settled fireworks here for the forever.
[02:06:17]  It's okay.
[02:06:19]  Space Allen for 20 says, ham jam.
[02:06:21]  Thank you, Space Allen.
[02:06:22]  I appreciate it.
[02:06:23]  DBSDV for 2 says, you're going to be back in the US for Halloween this year.
[02:06:26]  Probably not.
[02:06:28]  Probably not.
[02:06:29]  Probably going to be December.
[02:06:30]  December at this rate.
[02:06:32]  It's going to be a while, unfortunately.
[02:06:35]  Twinkletart for $100 says, I took a poll in chat and we found that general chat is the best chat.
[02:06:39]  Also, Judas Connor Moon wanted a shout-out.
[02:06:42]  And Evil Sponge wants your take on cheese.
[02:06:44]  Like, we don't already know that roll-eyes.
[02:06:47]  Well, cheese is based.
[02:06:49]  Judas can get his shout-out.
[02:06:51]  And General Chat sucks the most ass imaginable.
[02:06:55]  Sorry to say.
[02:06:57]  Bimosis Jones for 20 says, seeing the debate last week gave me a little bit of joy.
[02:07:01]  I know it doesn't matter which old man gets voted in, but at least the comedy still exists.
[02:07:05]  And then there is a YouTube link, which I will check out.
[02:07:20]  Oh, I.
[02:07:41]  I go to vote for Trump.
[02:07:47]  I don't know. I don't get it.
[02:07:55]  Mexican people are weird.
[02:07:58]  Thank you.
[02:07:59]  Cole Cole for six says, please read 14 and 15.
[02:08:02]  15 is a bit thick, so have some extra money.
[02:08:10]  They all shall entreat thee, but their fathers shall not obtain their wishes, respecting them, for they shall hope for eternal life, and that they may live each of them 500 years.
[02:08:20]  To Michael, likewise, the Lord said, go and announce his crime to Samiaza and to the others who are within him, who have associated with women that they might be polluted with all their impurity.
[02:08:30]  And when all their sons shall be slain, when they shall see the perdition of their beloved, bind them for 70 generations underneath the earth, even to the day of judgment, end of consummation, until the judgment, the effect of which shall last forever, be completed.
[02:08:47]  Still have no idea what's happening.
[02:08:49]  DBS DeV for two says, make sure to remind Twinkletart to save some money for his zebra cake addiction.
[02:08:53]  Zebra cake is still delicious.
[02:08:56]  Schneidberg Stein Goldman for 10 says nothing.
[02:08:58]  Thank you, Schneidberg Stein Goldman.
[02:09:01]  Twinkletart for $2 says, I convinced Ghost that Devious Dave has chlamydia.
[02:09:08]  Like ghost, like true capital ghost?
[02:09:11]  He probably does have chlamydia.
[02:09:12]  He probably fucks those things that shit square square bricks.
[02:09:20]  Lucifero 210 for 5 says, I took your advice and cut myself entirely at a DEI gaming space.
[02:09:25]  Bought a PS1 and modded it so I have basically every PS1 game and I'm doing the same to a PS2.
[02:09:31]  No true or fag is getting my money.
[02:09:33]  That sounds very bass.
[02:09:34]  Good job.
[02:09:39]  No hurt, Mr. Metal for five says, here's my donation after canceling my anime addiction asshole.
[02:09:44]  Happy 4th of July.
[02:09:45]  Fuck Timu.
[02:09:46]  And hoping my neighbors don't attack the sky again.
[02:09:50]  Oh, thank you.
[02:09:51]  I don't know what Timu is.
[02:09:52]  I guess that's an anime thing.
[02:09:53]  Congrats on kicking anime.
[02:09:55]  That's to be proud of.
[02:09:56]  Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Bashburg for 5 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor.
[02:09:59]  I don't think you can be friends with Mike Redbar.
[02:10:01]  He isn't informed on the training question.
[02:10:04]  He's a boomer.
[02:10:04]  He doesn't know.
[02:10:05]  You will be informed.
[02:10:08]  Tetrabags for 20 says, how is it in 2024 there are still people who don't know that pride events always devolve into degenerate, not safe for life, pause orgies.
[02:10:16]  Uh, they probably do now.
[02:10:18]  They just don't care, is my guess.
[02:10:19]  They bring their kids to it because that's funny to them.
[02:10:22]  The Carcher for 22 says, if you like World War II real-time strategy games and are looking for a game that focuses on the warfare and are artistic about arms and ballistics, then you might like Call To Arms Gates Of Hell, Ost Front.
[02:10:35]  I think I have that.
[02:10:36]  I haven't played it though, because it has like a barrier of entry that I am I have not had the gumption to try and surpass yet.
[02:10:46]  No hurt.
[02:10:46]  Mr Metal for once says bits, it's Trump or Newson, I don't know who.
[02:10:49]  I know who i'm voting for.
[02:10:50]  Orange Hairman.
[02:10:51]  Funny, true.
[02:10:52]  Base Newson was the guy I was thinking of.
[02:10:54]  The, the replacement for Biden that they might bring in Revange for one, says Jesse Lee Peterson has declared july to be white history month.
[02:11:01]  Now that, and now that's something you know.
[02:11:05]  I'm glad that we have Jesse Lee Peterson on our side.
[02:11:08]  He's the best of the blacks.
[02:11:10]  Drew Druby 82 for two, says evening Josh, you may never find yourself in the predicaments that Boogie ends up in.
[02:11:18]  Uh yeah, I would really like to avoid that.
[02:11:21]  That'd be nice.
[02:11:22]  Lucifero 210 for one says, Josh, buy an Anzio 20 mm cannon.
[02:11:26]  It's legal and will destroy any training armored vehicles.
[02:11:29]  I might.
[02:11:30]  If you guys give me enough money, I will buy literally all the guns.
[02:11:35]  I thought 20, I thought 20 millimeter was illegal, though I thought 50 bmg was like the highest you could legally get.
[02:11:42]  Uh purple, purple Teriyaki.
[02:11:47]  For one says, purple Teriyaki.
[02:11:49]  Surely that Formula One driver was just saying his racing opponent was slower?
[02:11:53]  I don't think so.
[02:11:54]  Apparently not.
[02:11:55]  All street disagrees.
[02:11:56]  11th Circuit for two says, do not be among wine bibbers or among gluttonous eaters of meat, for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty and drowsiness will clothe them with rags.
[02:12:08]  Proverbs, 20, 20 to 21 suffer rakeda.
[02:12:13]  Uh yeah, I mean, having an addiction is usually not a good thing.
[02:12:21]  Kyle or Son ALL CHAT for five.
[02:12:23]  Says Yuki to Son, the Tsunada has nothing on my boy Kyle.
[02:12:28]  He called his spotter a neighbor.
[02:12:30]  I don't know what a spotter is, but that's kind of mean.
[02:12:33]  Why would you call someone in your own team the n-word red eyes, black dragon?
[02:12:38]  For two says, I can't believe that paraplegic Furry Trun actually sucks dick for cock.
[02:12:43]  Of course he does.
[02:12:45]  He loves it.
[02:12:46]  You think he was joking?
[02:12:48]  He was young and with such integrity.
[02:12:49]  How could you doubt him?
[02:12:51]  Steed Cricket for five says, I'm sorry if I've ever, I'm sorry I've been with hearted lately.
[02:12:55]  Been dealing with pneumonia for over three weeks now.
[02:12:57]  And I've learned today that the doc, that I probably have food stuck in my lungs causing it.
[02:13:02]  By the way, thank you very much for the new board.
[02:13:04]  You're welcome.
[02:13:04]  Sorry to hear that you have food in your lungs.
[02:13:06]  Maybe slow the fuck down when you eat, bro.
[02:13:08]  Jesus.
[02:13:11]  Lucifero 210 for one says, it's okay, Josh.
[02:13:14]  I'm using your form.
[02:13:15]  I've been using the words faggot and inward more based.
[02:13:18]  Good job.
[02:13:19]  Happy to help.
[02:13:20]  Just a famous butt for one says, why are British trainings so insidious?
[02:13:23]  Nuke Britain.
[02:13:24]  They're all insidious, bro.
[02:13:25]  British ones are just more hatable because they sound like villains.
[02:13:28]  Ameriburger for two says, found out chiropatrics is a totally pseudoscience created by man that learned it from a spirit and then via lobbying obtained legitimacy.
[02:13:38]  They believe they can cure all diseases with spine adjustments.
[02:13:42]  Dax Ferrero, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed with a cow, firmly believes in chiropractic and gets his back blown out like all the time.
[02:13:50]  That's not even a gay sex joke.
[02:13:51]  I think he talked about it.
[02:13:53]  He's like addicted to the crack.
[02:13:55]  Like the guy comes over and then does like a massage and then cracks his back and he says it's like the best feeling ever.
[02:14:00]  He's a firm believer in that.
[02:14:03]  Never heard of anyone else doing it though.
[02:14:05]  It's an LA thing, I'm pretty sure.
[02:14:08]  Yugala Sneed for five says, I hate Nick the Oreo and his tranny Shield and Ken of safe edgy retards.
[02:14:14]  He's getting he's getting less safe edgy over time.
[02:14:16]  I have faith.
[02:14:17]  One day we'll have him saying TND.
[02:14:20]  Soup Choker for five says, hello, Josh.
[02:14:22]  Hope you're doing well.
[02:14:23]  It was my birthday last month, so I wanted to ask what your alcohol choice is.
[02:14:26]  I am partial to vodka right now.
[02:14:28]  Thanks and have a good day.
[02:14:29]  Gen and Tonic is good.
[02:14:31]  I've only had that recently and I enjoyed it.
[02:14:37]  I like white Russians and that's why I know how to say this is the thing that I can say the most correctly in Russian.
[02:14:45]  You have to like try and pretend to have a Russian accent in order for people to like you just say Beli Ruski and they don't know what the fuck you're saying.
[02:14:53]  You have to like overpronounce it like Beliroski.
[02:14:57]  And then they're like, oh, this fat retard wants a white Russian, even though he's in Ukraine.
[02:15:06]  If I have a beer, I like Yingling.
[02:15:09]  I like Sapporo if it's a, if I, if it's an Asian place.
[02:15:13]  Max Addy for 10 says, love your streams best on the uppercase I internet.
[02:15:17]  Keep on keeping on.
[02:15:18]  Thank you.
[02:15:19]  I appreciate it very much.
[02:15:20]  TP Deluxe for 2 says, vertical bar, vertical bar, I have no idea what that's trying to make me say.
[02:15:33]  I enunciate too poorly to fall for your tricks.

=== Networking Jobs for Contractors (03:34) ===

[02:15:37]  Dragoons for five says, was Ivan the Cain totally leveled Navarre Island?
[02:15:42]  Yes, Navarre Island.
[02:15:43]  That's exactly right.
[02:15:44]  That's the one that had all those sand dunes on it that were like the habitat for like a thousand endangered species that live in that extreme niche of the sandbars.
[02:15:55]  And then Ivan came and fucking flattened it.
[02:15:58]  And they're like, holy shit.
[02:16:00]  Because usually you drive down that highway that exists between Pensacola and Destin.
[02:16:05]  And you would have these huge, like, like, it's kind of hard to explain.
[02:16:10]  It's basically like a small hill.
[02:16:12]  It's like if you were trying to build like a battlement around a castle and make a little hill.
[02:16:16]  It's basically just that, but it's like sand and it's naturally occurring.
[02:16:19]  And when Ivan came by, the flood, the tide, what did they call that?
[02:16:28]  It was like the tide surge or whatever.
[02:16:30]  They had like a 10 foot, 20 foot like surge tide, storm tide that just washed away all those sand dunes.
[02:16:37]  And to the point where I think they like literally imported sand from other beaches to replace it.
[02:16:42]  Dorm surge, that's it.
[02:16:44]  Gippy retard for 10 says, Josh, you said you went to kick some trunes out of networking.
[02:16:49]  Is there a roadmap you can point to on how to get into the industry?
[02:16:51]  I'm sure other listeners would give it a shot.
[02:16:53]  You made one, not really.
[02:16:56]  Um, you can get a college education in networking, but generally, I think you can get into networking with just a certification.
[02:17:04]  I think in this IT, um, college diplomas aren't worth too much.
[02:17:09]  Don't take my word on this, I only know what I know.
[02:17:12]  Um, and I'm sure there are many people with college degrees who are very successful in the industry, um, but they do look for things like Cisco and Linksys um certifications.
[02:17:22]  Uh, Cisco is the big one, I think.
[02:17:25]  Cisco, there's two, I think it's Linksys.
[02:17:29]  I could be wrong, there's two that are like really important if you want to get gigs with like big corporate contractors that do shit for the government and stuff.
[02:17:38]  You get certified with them, you'll be in the industry.
[02:17:41]  As far as like, uh, the main thing for like the politics of networking, it's called BGP, the Border Gateway Protocol.
[02:17:51]  It's a very old thing, it was first created in like the 80s.
[02:17:54]  I want to say, um, the people that are in it are usually quite old, and there's not many resources online about BGP.
[02:18:02]  It's like you know it or you don't know it, and the people that are in the jobs have cushy jobs just monitoring systems and not doing too much.
[02:18:08]  They don't, they really don't want too much competition.
[02:18:11]  Um, but if you want to get into networking and you want to get into the politics of networking, um, getting a certified in Linksys and Cisco, um, I think those are the big ones for certs.
[02:18:20]  Um, and if you want to go go, if you want to get like an education, look for college classes for networking that will teach you how BGP works.
[02:18:31]  Um, and that's probably all you need.
[02:18:36]  Uh, I really don't think in networking there's too much competition.
[02:18:40]  Um, networking is something that I don't, I don't think a lot of Pajites get into.
[02:18:45]  A lot of Pajits just get into like programming, especially JavaScript and Java for apps and websites.
[02:18:52]  Um, but I imagine uh links like networking, low, especially low-level networking like BGP, where you have to be selected for that job and you can't just like contract out of it.
[02:19:05]  I imagine that's still the white man's game and uh Asians and stuff.
[02:19:11]  Good luck.

=== Low-Level Networking Secrets (10:48) ===

[02:19:12]  The Lion Kang for one says, On time and straight, thank you.
[02:19:14]  Ballistic Characteristic says, This 21-second clip is one of my favorite pieces of hurricane coverage.
[02:19:19]  Also, great stream.
[02:19:20]  Thank you very much.
[02:19:20]  Let's see what this clip is.
[02:19:23]  It's related to my rant about hurricanes.
[02:19:25]  You simply get every time you see these.
[02:19:29]  This is me every day.
[02:19:30]  Poor individuals, as Jack Cafferty just pointed out, so tragically, so many of these people, almost all of them, that we see are so poor and they are so black.
[02:19:41]  And this is going to raise lots of questions for people who are watching this story unfold.
[02:19:48]  Me watching George Floyd say, I can't breathe.
[02:19:51]  I'm like, he is so poor.
[02:19:53]  He is so high on fentanyl and he is so black.
[02:19:56]  And this raises a lot of questions for me at home.
[02:19:59]  Thank you, Wolf Blitzer.
[02:20:00]  Very cool.
[02:20:02]  Yes, he did say that.
[02:20:02]  He said that on national television.
[02:20:04]  He said that in the middle of the hurricane coverage, which was like one of the biggest news stories of the entire fucking decade.
[02:20:10]  And this was at the time when there was no internet for most people.
[02:20:13]  So you still got your news on TV.
[02:20:16]  So everybody in the entire country and abroad gathered around and watched CNN cover the horrific events unfolding in New Orleans.
[02:20:24]  Where was the government?
[02:20:25]  Why weren't these people being taken care of?
[02:20:27]  And as I tried to fill that 24-hour news cycle, Wolf Blitzer said to all of them, millions of people, these people are so poor and they are so black.
[02:20:37]  And it was the funniest fucking thing ever.
[02:20:39]  It was truly amazing.
[02:20:42]  Truly, truly a better time for everybody.
[02:20:47]  Unkind naysayer for two says, one for me, one for my hooker.
[02:20:50]  One for me, one for my hooker.
[02:20:52]  One for me, one for my hooker.
[02:20:53]  Thank you.
[02:20:54]  Unkind naysayer.
[02:20:55]  TV Docs for two says, Boogie's shielding a shit coin for that'll lose 99.9% of its value.
[02:21:00]  Meanwhile, Josh has a gumroad with 100% no content.
[02:21:03]  Who's the real scammer here, Josh?
[02:21:04]  I have some content, bro.
[02:21:07]  I should, I'm running out of excuses.
[02:21:09]  I really have to start doing more shit for the gum road.
[02:21:11]  I don't know.
[02:21:12]  I'm just so out of swing for it.
[02:21:13]  It's hard to get hard to get back into it.
[02:21:16]  Twinkle Tar for two says, it's funny when Boogie suddenly cares about his health.
[02:21:21]  He doesn't care for shit.
[02:21:23]  He doesn't care about anything.
[02:21:24]  Literally nothing.
[02:21:25]  Sneeto for five says, Josh, can you play this boogie-related clip?
[02:21:29]  It's only four seconds.
[02:21:30]  I am muting my fucking.
[02:21:32]  I don't trust you, fucker.
[02:21:38]  Oh, here we go.
[02:21:39]  Okay, I'll play it.
[02:21:42]  Where's the gun at, you fat faggot?
[02:21:47]  There's a point.
[02:21:48]  The boogie, I watched, re-watched the shooting video because Medeker played it.
[02:21:54]  And during the video, Boogie makes several mistakes regarding how he handled Frank Castle.
[02:22:03]  Obviously, coming out to confront him at all was a mistake.
[02:22:06]  But the other mistake was when he came out and he fired his warning shot.
[02:22:10]  You're not ever supposed to fire a warning shot.
[02:22:14]  But I still think that Frank was like in the wrong and Boogie probably could have gotten away with shooting him.
[02:22:19]  There's a specific point.
[02:22:21]  It's the very famous line from it where Frank Castle says, Castle doctrine means I get to come inside and fuck you.
[02:22:28]  I think if Boogie had not hesitated and instantly shot him after he said that, I think that he would have been able to walk.
[02:22:35]  I think that he would have been able to get away with literal murder because no, like it would be impossible for me sitting on a jury to be like, okay, this guy is like threatening to rape you.
[02:22:45]  Like he's unintimidated by the gun.
[02:22:47]  He's clearly a fucking lunatic and he's threatening to rape you.
[02:22:50]  Like, yeah, you can shoot him at that point.
[02:22:52]  I think he could have gotten away with that.
[02:22:55]  There's definitely another timeline where he shot Frank Castle in the chest after he said that and locked from it.
[02:23:02]  They would have rolled.
[02:23:03]  I agree.
[02:23:04]  Voidier for five says, thank you.
[02:23:11]  Appreciate it.
[02:23:12]  Tetrabacks for 50 o'clock says, A lot, please forgive me.
[02:23:15]  I could fix mint salad.
[02:23:16]  Bro, that is fucking gross.
[02:23:20]  Why would you say that?
[02:23:22]  She's so nasty, bro.
[02:23:24]  She got shitty butthole.
[02:23:25]  She takes nudes of herself and posts them on the internet with a shitty butthole.
[02:23:29]  You're going to get up on that tarred, shitty ass crack, for real.
[02:23:33]  That's fucking DJing, bro.
[02:23:35]  You need Jesus.
[02:23:38]  Sneeto for two says, an alternate reality where Josh went on the flight to LA to meet Juju the cow.
[02:23:44]  His life went downhill afterwards.
[02:23:46]  Okay, let's see what that says.
[02:23:47]  The MP3.
[02:23:48]  Why do I have two beds?
[02:23:49]  One for me and one for my hooker.
[02:23:56]  One for me and one to the hooker.
[02:23:59]  One for me and one for my hooker.
[02:24:04]  It doesn't capture my autism voice well enough.
[02:24:06]  Sorry.
[02:24:07]  Nice try.
[02:24:10]  Busafero 210 for one says, I was hoping that dirty little raccoon with pepper sprayed, such as life.
[02:24:14]  I know, me too.
[02:24:15]  I was waiting for it.
[02:24:16]  I was really disappointed.
[02:24:17]  That's the first thing I did.
[02:24:18]  They skimmed through it to see the part where he got pepper sprayed.
[02:24:20]  I don't know why he's wearing that towel in that check in his inmate photo, though.
[02:24:25]  Boofer Scooper for five says, mine are nitpick, but I believe Aaron said on Casino that his child played near the cook, but not with it, as if his word really means much.
[02:24:34]  Also, audio quality is on point of the stream.
[02:24:36]  Thank you.
[02:24:37]  I think that he said that he the child picked it up and played with it for a second, and then later he revised that to be that it just fell like Nick Ricado was just chilling out with his son on the couch and it like fell out of his pocket next to him.
[02:24:51]  I don't know.
[02:24:52]  I don't know what the reality is.
[02:24:55]  Lucifero 210 for one says, Have you caught up on the dickers, Lord?
[02:24:58]  No.
[02:24:58]  Sneed and Feeden for two says, I only know one gross Taiwanese training who brags about being raped and sex trafficked and became a prostitute.
[02:25:04]  I'm pretty confident that we both BTF him so hard he went into hiding.
[02:25:08]  It's Lilith Lovett.
[02:25:09]  I don't, I'm pretty sure he still posts.
[02:25:13]  Ravon UPL for one says Ravonge Lucifero 210 for one says, I you would think people would learn not to talk to the trains unless it's to mock them, you would think.
[02:25:24]  But unfortunately, we do live in a society.
[02:25:31]  Sleepy Scarecrow777 for five says, What's with lowercase I internet personalities and having the most disgusting personal lives?
[02:25:41]  I don't know.
[02:25:42]  I guess you have to be a special kind of retard to talk to people on the internet.
[02:25:46]  Cassie Couch Crab for 10 says, Hello, I am drawing a tree.
[02:25:49]  That's very nice.
[02:25:50]  I hope it's a nice tree.
[02:25:52]  Good luck with your tree.
[02:25:54]  Heterbax for $100 says, Great stream on Remember Class.
[02:25:59]  Don't give your kids addictive drugs or they will turn out like me.
[02:26:03]  There you go.
[02:26:05]  From the devil's mouth itself.
[02:26:07]  Thank you.
[02:26:08]  Deadly Hollowed for 10 says, The problem with creating a 3D printing board on the farms is that all the communities I hang out in are piracy focused.
[02:26:16]  I'm not sure you went to host terabytes of nonsense in gun files.
[02:26:20]  I don't really.
[02:26:23]  And the issue is that the 3D printing stuff is like hot.
[02:26:27]  Like the Cody Cody Wilson stuff was like 100% of setup over the fucking gun file ship.
[02:26:35]  Hack Sleek for two says, We audio police, Josh with a short fatotaku clips.
[02:26:41]  You're really quiet.
[02:26:42]  Turn up your desktop volume up.
[02:26:43]  It's at 100%.
[02:26:44]  The clip was at 100%.
[02:26:45]  And I turned off my negative three gain on my OBS.
[02:26:49]  It's just a really quiet clip.
[02:26:51]  I had to listen to it too.
[02:26:52]  Sneeto for one says, Apparently, that faggoty music reviewer has his own throw on the farms and has seeded about it on Twitter.
[02:26:58]  He's apparently a drug addict.
[02:27:00]  He's in music.
[02:27:00]  Most people into music are drug addicts.
[02:27:02]  Ambermberger for two says Borderlands movie trailer is so bad better off called Grannylands since all the actresses are 60 plus.
[02:27:09]  I don't even want people to see it on stream.
[02:27:11]  Randy Pitchford deserves every L. Breaking, breaking news.
[02:27:23]  Everybody, breaking.
[02:27:25]  Hold up.
[02:27:26]  Hold up, hold up.
[02:27:28]  This is breaking.
[02:27:29]  Extremely important.
[02:27:31]  Taking it off of Shilmo, and we're adding back in the news hamstring.
[02:27:35]  This is breaking live news announcement.
[02:27:42]  Baked Alaska is now fat.
[02:27:46]  I repeat, I repeat, baked Alaska is now thick and caked.
[02:27:53]  I repeat, baked Alaska is now fat.
[02:27:56]  This is the end of the emergency news report system regarding baked Alaska being fat.
[02:28:05]  We will now return to show mode.
[02:28:11]  I hope you have appreciated this variety in content.
[02:28:21]  I don't know anything about Borderlands.
[02:28:23]  I'm sure any kind of movie.
[02:28:24]  Dude, it's been a thing for as long as human fucking history that movie adaptations of games suck shit.
[02:28:29]  I don't know why you're surprised.
[02:28:31]  The Lion King for one says, I love you.
[02:28:33]  Gross.
[02:28:34]  The Lion King for one says, Parasocialism is gay.
[02:28:36]  Agreed.
[02:28:36]  Coco for two says, This is my favorite kind of handgun.
[02:28:39]  Get this one.
[02:28:40]  Use my accumulated super chat money.
[02:28:41]  Look it over.
[02:28:43]  It appears to be a Taurus raging hornet.
[02:28:47]  And from what I understand, Taurus does not have a good reputation.
[02:28:51]  So I think you're trying to get me killed.
[02:28:53]  Is this a is it normal for a handgun to shoot five six?
[02:29:02]  I don't think so.
[02:29:07]  Oldest Sinatra.
[02:29:08]  It's a 22.
[02:29:09]  Okay, never mind.
[02:29:11]  I don't know.
[02:29:12]  I'm not getting a.
[02:29:13]  I don't think I'm getting a revolver.
[02:29:15]  Especially on a Taurus.
[02:29:17]  The president of Nintendo for five says, I'm coming up on one year with no soda.
[02:29:20]  What should I give up next?
[02:29:21]  Well, I don't know your other fucking habits.
[02:29:23]  How can I tell you?
[02:29:24]  Give up Nintendo.
[02:29:25]  Haranberger for two says, Unkind Naysayer for four says, Gimpy retards for eight.
[02:29:30]  Says Twinkle Tard for $100.
[02:29:32]  Says there's a link to Fortran's automotive board.
[02:29:33]  And let's see.
[02:29:34]  It's a picture of the Lion King eating ah, B Jam.
[02:29:37]  Thank you, Haranberger.
[02:29:39]  Devious DeVee for one says, I deny any chlamydia accusations, but I hope Twinky Tart enjoys his trip to Red Lobster.
[02:29:47]  Ooh, Red Lobster.
[02:29:48]  I haven't had a cheddar biscuit in forever.
[02:29:50]  Chat, by the way, that's the only appropriate way to eat cheddar is on a cheddar biscuit.
[02:29:58]  Just a fun fact.

=== Contemplating Loss and Relevance (03:30) ===

[02:30:01]  Okay.
[02:30:01]  Well, thank you guys for watching.
[02:30:03]  I have a song picked out.
[02:30:05]  I think it's called where is it?
[02:30:10]  Oh, I had it.
[02:30:10]  Oh, it's on the other browser.
[02:30:11]  Okay.
[02:30:13]  It's called Tenth and J2 by Enam Claw.
[02:30:19]  And it's a song that really makes you think, wow, this doesn't sound like a black guy, which was my thought when I filled up the video for the stream.
[02:30:30]  Okay.
[02:30:30]  See you guys on Friday.
[02:30:32]  Have a wonderful 4th of July to all my Marromuts and everybody else as well.
[02:30:38]  The only people who are not allowed to enjoy this 4th of July are the British.
[02:30:42]  I hope you spend it contemplating your loss and your lack of relevance.
[02:30:48]  To everybody else except the British, have a great winter, great 4th of July.
[02:30:51]  Take it easy.
[02:30:52]  See you on Friday.
[02:30:53]  Bye-bye.
[02:31:24]  I get nervous almost every time.
[02:31:31]  I know that something can't be right.
[02:31:45]  Why don't you ever show it if it's really on your mind?
[02:31:52]  And I was a bit heroic.
[02:31:56]  I just broke my mind.
[02:32:00]  You should have it quoted.
[02:32:03]  Say it all the time.
[02:32:11]  I'm destined to be
[02:32:36]  Most nights, it's you and I. Sometimes I think I could fly me myself and no one else.
[02:33:04]  Why don't you ever show it if it's really on your mind?
[02:33:12]  And I wasn't being heroic, I just spoke my mind.
[02:33:19]  You should have it quoted.
[02:33:23]  Say it all the time.
[02:33:27]  I will be, I will be the one dancing