Jim Fetzer - POV: You Try Watching Iran News But Noticing Is Antiseptic - JakeGTV
Aired: 2026-01-24
Duration: 12:20


=== Iranian Voices Revealed (03:38) ===

[00:00:00]  Welcome back to Jake GTV News.
[00:00:01]  Did you know Iran is filled with terrorists?
[00:00:03]  Oh no, send my kids to war now.
[00:00:06]  Right?
[00:00:06]  Ching Chong, break it down for us.
[00:00:08]  Chloe and Michael, good morning.
[00:00:10]  We're here in Iran.
[00:00:11]  No idea why the heck we can't just focus on America.
[00:00:13]  But anyway, something about oil again.
[00:00:16]  Hang on.
[00:00:17]  Ah, okay.
[00:00:18]  So the Ayatollah is here, and it's our job to bomb them for Israel.
[00:00:23]  Thanks, Ching Chong.
[00:00:24]  We're here on the ground to hear what people are saying for themselves.
[00:00:26]  What's happening here?
[00:00:27]  The U.S. of Israel is causing chaos in our country to take us over.
[00:00:31]  Think BLM, but for Muslims.
[00:00:33]  Wow, that's extremism at play.
[00:00:35]  We better bomb them all, right, Trumpstein?
[00:00:38]  I say make Iran great again.
[00:00:40]  You know, it's a great country until these monsters came in and took it over.
[00:00:45]  And by the way, to all Iranian patriots, keep protesting.
[00:00:51]  Take over your institutions if possible.
[00:00:54]  And save the name of the killers and the abusers that are abusing you.
[00:00:58]  You're being very badly abused.
[00:01:00]  Can we just fix America?
[00:01:01]  Right?
[00:01:02]  I'm almost 40 and can't afford a house.
[00:01:04]  Seriously, like, who cares about foreign policy?
[00:01:06]  Not me.
[00:01:06]  Tom joins us live to speak with the locals.
[00:01:08]  Is war good?
[00:01:09]  Of course.
[00:01:09]  What are you?
[00:01:10]  A liberal?
[00:01:11]  ICE is deporting the Karens, and we're finally going to have hotels in Gaza.
[00:01:15]  Can't wait.
[00:01:16]  Should we bomb Iran for Israel, boys?
[00:01:18]  Ugh.
[00:01:18]  First off, I'm a black woman.
[00:01:19]  Second off, I can smell the white privilege from here.
[00:01:21]  All right, bro.
[00:01:21]  My bad.
[00:01:22]  Leave us alone.
[00:01:22]  You're like a literal Nazi.
[00:01:24]  What do you think about Iran?
[00:01:25]  Buddy, I work 12-hour shifts.
[00:01:27]  My wife's on Tinder, and I just need a beer.
[00:01:30]  What do you think about radical Islam?
[00:01:32]  Bro, it's the Jews.
[00:01:33]  I just paid $13,000 in taxes and it's going straight to Israel.
[00:01:36]  I'm sick of this shit.
[00:01:38]  Facts.
[00:01:40]  Shut it down, Tom.
[00:01:41]  The only facts here is that Sam people are going to 9-11 you again.
[00:01:44]  Stop crying about the economy.
[00:01:46]  Back to Iran or you're canceled.
[00:01:48]  Jeez.
[00:01:48]  All right, Producer Berg, relax.
[00:01:50]  He's so cranky.
[00:01:51]  Let's make him even more mad and show them blaming us for the protests.
[00:01:54]  Let's do it.
[00:01:55]  We're here in one of over 200 mosques burned across Iran by the so-called anti-government protesters.
[00:02:02]  But the actual Iranians say it was foreign invaders who had night vision and special ops technology.
[00:02:08]  Let's hear from the people themselves.
[00:02:11]  A large group, around 150 people, equipped with various weapons and even night vision cameras, eventually managed to enter the mosque and set it on fire.
[00:02:19]  Afterward, they fired shots to celebrate.
[00:02:22]  Freaking night vision, dude.
[00:02:24]  This was their home and place of worship.
[00:02:26]  We're so bombarded by propaganda that the West believes this.
[00:02:29]  Let's hear another witness.
[00:02:31]  These so-called leaders, dressed in matching black uniforms, were trained by the U.S. and the Israeli regime.
[00:02:37]  Their only goal is to plunder Iran's resources, like oil and gas.
[00:02:42]  In response to the mosque burning and desecration of the Quran, people have gathered in what's called the House of God to condemn the U.S.-Israeli regimes for orchestrating violence against their community.
[00:02:53]  But noticing is antiseptic.
[00:02:56]  We know when you are sleeping.
[00:02:57]  We know when you're awake.
[00:02:59]  We know when you are eating.
[00:03:00]  We know when you watch Jake.
[00:03:02]  We know if you've been bad or good.
[00:03:05]  So be good for Jewish sake.
[00:03:07]  Palantir.
[00:03:09]  Brought to you by the Jews at Black Rock because you're not chosen.
[00:03:14]  That's a warning directly to you, Ching Chong.
[00:03:16]  They're being abused by their dictator.
[00:03:18]  Good call, Daisy.
[00:03:18]  I'd go to war for you any day.
[00:03:20]  Tell that to the antiseptic Chinese Goyam.
[00:03:22]  What's it like being abused in Sandy?
[00:03:24]  We don't want outside powers choosing leaders for us or forcing political change.
[00:03:28]  I'm standing in solidarity with my country.
[00:03:30]  You Americans are the terrorists.
[00:03:32]  You support Satan, genocide, and Epstein pedos.
[00:03:34]  We just support Palestinians.
[00:03:36]  Facts.

=== Satan's Justification (07:10) ===

[00:03:38]  Fake news.
[00:03:39]  They're burning the mosques because the dictator uses them as hubs for terrorist stuff.
[00:03:43]  Now, Goyam, teach the kids not to notice.
[00:03:46]  We're here outside of Goy Corp Elementary, where the American school system is doing a fantastic job.
[00:03:50]  Let's take a look at how they're preparing our youth for World War III.
[00:03:53]  So what's the curriculum like here?
[00:03:54]  The main tenets we want to instill in our children are tolerance and inclusivity.
[00:03:58]  Right.
[00:03:58]  The last thing we want is antiseptic noticers.
[00:04:01]  I pledge allegiance.
[00:04:02]  To Israel, not the United States of America.
[00:04:05]  And to the Joes, which are chosen.
[00:04:07]  We will fight their war, invade Iran, and be a good boy forever and ever.
[00:04:12]  Shalom.
[00:04:13]  Okay, now pull out Ann's diary and turn to page 109.
[00:04:16]  Wow, thanks, Mr. Transberg.
[00:04:17]  What a progressive teacher.
[00:04:19]  Seriously, just fake and gay like we all asked for.
[00:04:22]  Straight up, but back to Iran.
[00:04:24]  Thanks, guys.
[00:04:25]  So these sand people are actually more literate than Americans.
[00:04:28]  But Iran doesn't operate under the Rothschild banking system.
[00:04:32]  That was crazy.
[00:04:34]  But we restrict their oil export and sanction them to weaken their infrastructure.
[00:04:38]  That's based, Ching Chong.
[00:04:41]  As people have come out here to show solidarity with their government against America's threats for democracy, Fox, CNN, and all the other Jew lovers will tell you this is anti-government protests.
[00:04:50]  Like, bro, nobody wants regime change.
[00:04:52]  Get out of here, Israel.
[00:04:54]  Shut it down, Goium.
[00:04:56]  Trumpstein is making Iran great again.
[00:04:58]  Shapirostein, knock some sense into these ignorant jihadist sympathizers.
[00:05:03]  Just because Iran is the most significant state-level military threat to Israel in the Middle East doesn't mean this isn't about spreading democracy.
[00:05:08]  Now, back to the Goislop or you're all fired.
[00:05:10]  I think Shapirostein, conspiracy theorists will believe anything these days.
[00:05:13]  Right?
[00:05:14]  It's like, who cares if Iran banned interest rates or jet fuel doesn't melt steel base?
[00:05:17]  Exactly.
[00:05:17]  Let's go to John for the latest.
[00:05:19]  Thanks, guys.
[00:05:19]  The U.S. has just deployed 30,000 military troops to a naval aircraft carrier called the USS Abraham Lincoln in the Persian Gulf.
[00:05:25]  So get ready for World War III.
[00:05:32]  As we sail this fine vessel, the time has come once again to get PTSD for hurting the innocent.
[00:05:37]  And there's no greater reason to do that than for Israel.
[00:05:40]  Let's make Iran great again.
[00:05:46]  You excited to deploy to Iran?
[00:05:47]  Well, I didn't get vaccinated for nothing.
[00:05:50]  Dude, you could have gotten a religious exemption.
[00:05:52]  Seriously?
[00:05:53]  Fuck.
[00:05:54]  Ow, poor guy took the Jewish clot shot.
[00:05:56]  Anyways, let's hear what Satan, the war criminal, has to say to the Iranians.
[00:06:00]  I want to address you, the people of Iran.
[00:06:04]  The vast majority of Iranians know their regime doesn't care a whit about them.
[00:06:09]  If it did care, if it cared about you, it will stop wasting billions of dollars on feudal wars across the Middle East.
[00:06:17]  This mother sent us off to die for fake weapons of mass destruction, and I can't even get disability.
[00:06:22]  Screw this, mother.
[00:06:24]  When Iran is finally free, and that moment will come a lot sooner than people think, everything will be different.
[00:06:30]  Israel stands with you.
[00:06:33]  May we together know a future of prosperity and peace.
[00:06:37]  Wow, the guy who did genocide is telling us how to bring peace, right?
[00:06:40]  Like, give it up, bro.
[00:06:41]  We all know you bombed the tower.
[00:06:43]  They literally worship Satan.
[00:06:45]  Run the freaking commercials while I give them the Jackie treatment.
[00:06:49]  Goislop Jr.'s all-new Seed Oil Sunday.
[00:06:55]  I hate myself.
[00:06:57]  Causes long-term health risks and diabetes.
[00:07:01]  Goislop Jr., because you're not even chosen.
[00:07:04]  Gosh, my mouth is literally watering.
[00:07:06]  Perfect for watching sports ball.
[00:07:07]  Straight up.
[00:07:07]  Anyways, I hope Producerberg was just joking.
[00:07:09]  Right?
[00:07:10]  Shapiro Steen, give us your take on Iran.
[00:07:12]  Just because you stupid Goium fighting our wars at no benefit to the American people doesn't mean we're not chosen by God himself.
[00:07:18]  After all, you're like cattle to us.
[00:07:20]  Now, to all you American First Grifters, I present our favorite neocon, aka our little devil spawn, Mr. Shabbos boy Lindsey Graham.
[00:07:26]  Take it away.
[00:07:27]  If you want a war with us, bring it on.
[00:07:29]  We'll blow you off the friggin' map.
[00:07:31]  I've been saying for six months now, hit Iran.
[00:07:34]  They have wall fills out in the open.
[00:07:37]  They have the Revolutionary Guard headquarters you can see from space.
[00:07:41]  Blow it off the map.
[00:07:42]  Wow, total warmonger.
[00:07:43]  This douchebag took a million dollars from APAC.
[00:07:46]  But let's hear Charlie talk about it before Israel took him out.
[00:07:50]  Lindsey Graham is so consistently out of his mind, it's hard to even comprehend.
[00:07:55]  Because be clear, regime changes war.
[00:07:57]  Saying, oh, take out the oil fields.
[00:07:59]  No one wants poverty for the Iranian people.
[00:08:01]  You take out the oil fields, get ready for $180 a barrel gas.
[00:08:06]  A lot of Iranians starting to starve, and potentially an Iranian civil war.
[00:08:10]  Take out the Ayatollah.
[00:08:11]  Resist that temptation.
[00:08:13]  That's a zeal.
[00:08:14]  The very same zeal got us involved in a pile of garbage in Iraq.
[00:08:20]  Charlie was fudging based, but as these fires burn, more sand people are speaking out about the anomalies of their mosque burnings.
[00:08:28]  But don't take my word for it.
[00:08:30]  Listen to this sandy turban person.
[00:08:34]  This sedition was a continuation of the 12-day imposed war by the U.S. and the Israeli regime against Iran.
[00:08:40]  To have a deeper impact on the people's morale, the enemy targeted the mosque, their house of God and sacred place.
[00:08:47]  Interestingly, all the mosques that were set on fire across the country were burned according to the same design and in the same manner.
[00:08:55]  Stop defending the radical turban people, Ching Chang.
[00:08:57]  Learn how to watch the news or you'll end up right next to the Epstein files and Charlie.
[00:09:01]  Shapiro Steen, shut him down.
[00:09:03]  Just because Charlie Kirk and I have a small wiener doesn't mean we won't bomb the shit out of Iran for having nukes.
[00:09:07]  Besides, our nukes are even bigger, so we have the right to exist.
[00:09:10]  God said so.
[00:09:11]  Jeez, that's not chill, like at all.
[00:09:13]  I know.
[00:09:13]  Did you see the dude they're setting up to take over Iran?
[00:09:16]  Let me guess.
[00:09:16]  He's a wall kisser?
[00:09:17]  Bingo.
[00:09:18]  Check this guy out.
[00:09:19]  It's time to look for new leadership in Iran.
[00:09:22]  So the regime, right now is on its last leg.
[00:09:25]  It's on the verge of collapse.
[00:09:26]  It's going to attempt every other means to yet again survive.
[00:09:30]  That's why a definitive strike is going to completely reverse the odds in favor of the nation and defenseless people.
[00:09:37]  That's what we need in terms of actual support.
[00:09:39]  Wow.
[00:09:40]  What a compelling narrative.
[00:09:41]  Strike them so they can be liberated.
[00:09:42]  Right?
[00:09:43]  Just like Iraq worked great.
[00:09:44]  Right?
[00:09:44]  Let's hear Satan's justification for all of this.
[00:09:46]  Oh, gosh.
[00:09:48]  The tyrants of Tehran have brazenly, openly called for Israel's destruction.
[00:09:53]  They've backed up their genocidal rhetoric with a program to develop nuclear weapons.
[00:09:58]  Oh, no, they have weapons of mass destruction again?
[00:10:01]  Haven't we heard this same rhetoric as 2003?
[00:10:04]  Yeah, yeah, but this time it's different.
[00:10:05]  Sure.
[00:10:07]  Remember, Iran calls Israel the small Satan.
[00:10:10]  It calls America the Great Satan.
[00:10:13]  And we call you the actual Satan.
[00:10:15]  Straight up, but that's what Satan does lie.
[00:10:17]  Right.
[00:10:17]  Like, dude, you guys crucified our Lord and Savior.
[00:10:19]  Let's hear more from the Mossad plant.
[00:10:22]  President Trump brokered the Abraham Accords, bringing peace between Arab nations and Israel.
[00:10:30]  I see extending this idea to a free Iran through what we could call the Cyrus Accords, honoring our ancient heritage of tolerance and partnership.
[00:10:40]  Oh, great.
[00:10:41]  The Cyrus Accords.
[00:10:42]  Code word for conquering your land.
[00:10:44]  So peaceful.
[00:10:45]  Yeah, God promised them it, so it's chill.
[00:10:47]  Let's go to mark with the weather.

=== Cyrus Accords Controversy (01:31) ===

[00:10:48]  Thanks, guys.
[00:10:49]  As you can see, we have a flow of jet stream chemtrails spraying heavy metals like aluminum and barium.
[00:10:53]  Expect a poisonous fog that will be blamed on flu season.
[00:10:56]  Just a perfect way to weaken the Goyam as they continue to be sedated into the new world order.
[00:11:01]  Lindsay and the wall kisser, back to you.
[00:11:03]  We're really risen to the occasion.
[00:11:06]  Compelling narrative for the long-suffering people of Iran.
[00:11:11]  And I believe with all my heart that help is on the way.
[00:11:15]  That's our good boy, Lindsay.
[00:11:16]  Keep subverting the boomers.
[00:11:18]  Daisy, I've been hooked on your only freaks.
[00:11:20]  Thanks, babe.
[00:11:21]  We're sending all your donations to Israel.
[00:11:23]  You sure we should go to Iran?
[00:11:24]  Well, great.
[00:11:25]  You lefties now are going to say we shouldn't take down terrorists?
[00:11:27]  Dude.
[00:11:27]  I voted for Trump's team, too.
[00:11:29]  Then act like it.
[00:11:30]  We voted for war, I think.
[00:11:31]  Wow.
[00:11:32]  The terrorists are a serious issue.
[00:11:33]  We need to bomb them.
[00:11:34]  The Eyatolla, right?
[00:11:36]  Sure, totally.
[00:11:38]  Dennis, take it away.
[00:11:39]  Yeah, let's literally end terrorism, the real ones.
[00:11:42]  Anyways, if you're still not following Jake GTV, you're either fully vaxed or just straight up retarded.
[00:11:50]  Is Venezuela liberated yet?
[00:11:52]  Honestly, nothing has changed, like, at all.
[00:11:55]  Shouldn't we go check on Jenny?
[00:11:56]  Nah, they should be liberated any day now.
[00:11:59]  What's good, Puda?
[00:12:01]  Guys, I was wrong about Venezuela.
[00:12:03]  They say I'll never leave.
[00:12:04]  Please, Trumpstein, get me out of here.
[00:12:06]  To all of my fellow noticers who made it this far, I f ⁇ ing love you boys.
[00:12:10]  If you want to keep us on air, just hit the like, comment, and subscribe, and we'll see you on the next one.
[00:12:14]  Why haven't we shut down Jake GTV yet?
[00:12:17]  Sir, he's too based.
[00:12:18]  We can't stop him.
[00:12:19]  Take him off the For You page.