Jimmy Dore Show - This Ceasefire Is A Pretext For A U.S. Invasion Of Iran! – Prof. Jiang
Aired: 2026-04-22
Duration: 59:57


=== War Over Energy Resources (15:24) ===

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[00:00:37]  Hey, we have our special guest back with us, Professor Zhang, Beijing based educator, writer, and advocate for education reform, known for his work in promoting creativity, critical thinking, and global citizenship in Chinese schools.
[00:00:51]  He gained international attention in 24 for his viral predictions about geopolitics, foreseeing Donald Trump's return to power, U.S. Iran conflict, and U.S. losing that war based on historical patterns and game theory.
[00:01:05]  Welcome back to the show, Professor Zhang.
[00:01:07]  Good to see you.
[00:01:08]  Thanks, Jimmy.
[00:01:09]  Thanks for inviting me back.
[00:01:10]  Now, the first thing I wanted to bring up this happened.
[00:01:13]  So I don't know if you're up on this, but the United States has attacked a ship, right?
[00:01:19]  So they're going to block the Strait of Hormuz.
[00:01:22]  And here, let me just play.
[00:01:24]  This is what Scott Ritter, this is his assessment of what happened, and I'll get your response.
[00:01:31]  Hang on.
[00:01:33]  Civilians?
[00:01:34]  Well, my understanding is that there was an Iranian cargo ship making transit out of the Strait of Hormuz into the. the Gulf there and in accordance with the agreement that was reached between the United States and Iran in Islamabad about the ceasefire, an illegal American blockade that has no legitimacy under international law and is in complete violation of the ceasefire agreement, demanded that the ship stop.
[00:01:56]  The ship didn't.
[00:01:57]  Then the United States, the U.S. Navy vessel destroyer, told the ship to evacuate the engine room.
[00:02:04]  Then they fired on the engine room, causing the ship to come to a halt.
[00:02:06]  Then the U.S. Marine raiding group was landed on the vessel and took control of the vessel.
[00:02:11]  It is an act of piracy.
[00:02:11]  There's no legitimacy for this action whatsoever.
[00:02:15]  Wow.
[00:02:16]  What would be the goal of something like this?
[00:02:17]  Why would Trump and Hegzeth even order this?
[00:02:20]  It's a pure psychological operation.
[00:02:22]  This is about the United States spinning the events so that the president can claim that he has the upper hand, that if, for instance, Iran were to go to Islamabad and agree to a deal, the president would say it's only because of the strong stance that he's taken in enforcing this blockade and compelling the Iranians to see the common sense and coming to an agreement.
[00:02:38]  That's all this is.
[00:02:39]  It has nothing to do with legitimately stopping flow.
[00:02:43]  Let's just acknowledge that this is an illegal act, like much of what the United States does.
[00:02:47]  The goal is to effectively halt shipping out of the Strait of Hormuz by the Iranians.
[00:02:51]  And this most certainly is not doing that.
[00:02:53]  So it's just pure theater, theater of the absurd.
[00:02:56]  So, what is your response to the act and his assessment?
[00:03:02]  Yeah, I completely agree.
[00:03:03]  So, a naval blockade is considered an act of war, and so it breaks the spirit of a ceasefire.
[00:03:10]  That's point number one.
[00:03:12]  Point number two is that I think Scott Reader is right in that Trump is trying to negotiate from a position of strength, but I think the more obvious explanation is that Trump and Hexap are not serious about peace at all.
[00:03:26]  Even though there is a ceasefire, we are seeing a massive military buildup in the Middle East.
[00:03:34]  The George H.W. Bush arrives in theater possibly by Friday.
[00:03:38]  The Americans will have about 60,000 troops ready to go for a massive invasion of Iran, which is what a lot of people expect to happen.
[00:03:49]  So, this ceasefire is pure theater, it's just a pretext to build up forces in the Middle East.
[00:03:55]  And so, Trump, I announced today that on Wednesday the ceasefire will end.
[00:04:04]  So, that means he's going to start bombing again.
[00:04:06]  They're going to start.
[00:04:09]  What do you see happening on Wednesday?
[00:04:13]  So, the ceasefire does expire on Wednesday.
[00:04:17]  That doesn't necessarily mean that the bombing will start right away.
[00:04:21]  Because remember, the Americans need to get forces in position, they need to stage the forces.
[00:04:27]  And so, it's possible that on Wednesday, Trump announces another two week ceasefire, and he doesn't really care what the Iranians say because they need time to prepare for the strike.
[00:04:40]  So, the Americans use something called shock and awe.
[00:04:42]  So, they want to go in, destroy as much as they can, and then leave with minimal civilian casualties.
[00:04:49]  So, they are looking to strike as hard as possible when the time is appropriate.
[00:04:56]  So, let me just play you one more clip from Scott Ritter saying that if the United States does attack again, because they're stuck in the United States, Trump cannot escalate anymore without having severe consequences rain down upon the Gulf states, right?
[00:05:15]  And so, If Trump, it looks like they're, does it look like to you they're getting ready for a grant, a ground invasion?
[00:05:23]  They've got what, 50,000, 60,000 troops there now.
[00:05:26]  What do you think they're getting ready to do?
[00:05:30]  So, from a military perspective, if the wars escalate, then Americans in round two will use a three pronged approach.
[00:05:38]  So, the first approach will be to try to economically strangle Iran.
[00:05:42]  So, the naval blockade will be part of that.
[00:05:44]  But the Americans will also try to siege Karg Island.
[00:05:47]  They will try to seize the Iranian coastline.
[00:05:49]  And so, what the Americans are trying to do is dislodge Iran from the Shred of Hormuz.
[00:05:54]  Because right now, the Iranians can collect tolls off the Shred of Hormuz, they can export oil from Karg Island.
[00:06:01]  And so, the Americans want to blockade and contain Iran.
[00:06:04]  That's the first pillar.
[00:06:05]  The second pillar is to stir up ethnic tensions in Iran.
[00:06:10]  And the way you do that is you establish foreign operating bases in ethnic regions like Blackistan and the Kurdish region.
[00:06:19]  And then you encourage and you arm ethnic insurgents against the government in Iran.
[00:06:25]  And the third thing, which I think will be the most effective, is you will start to suffocate Tehran, the capital.
[00:06:32]  You do that by limiting their capacity.
[00:06:35]  To access food, water, and electricity.
[00:06:38]  You basically bomb power plants, you bomb reservoirs, and you bomb railways.
[00:06:42]  And so you force the population into submission.
[00:06:45]  And if you do these three strategies, the theory is that you will force Iran into a political settlement.
[00:06:52]  And what kind of settlement do they want?
[00:06:54]  I mean, it seems.
[00:06:57]  What do you.
[00:06:59]  Has Trump even said what he wants?
[00:07:02]  He said he wanted complete victory or a complete surrender.
[00:07:07]  But what does that mean?
[00:07:10]  What it means is that the Americans can impose terms.
[00:07:13]  So, what this means is that the Iranians will have to surrender their uranium, all their uranium.
[00:07:19]  They will have to surrender the ballistic weapons program.
[00:07:22]  They will have to abandon the proxies.
[00:07:24]  And they will have to install the Shah as their new leader, American puppet.
[00:07:30]  So, those are the four conditions for surrender.
[00:07:32]  Oh, that really?
[00:07:35]  Okay.
[00:07:37]  And what do you think the likelihood of that is?
[00:07:40]  0%.
[00:07:40]  0%, right?
[00:07:41]  Yeah, that seems crazy.
[00:07:45]  So it seems like for real, they're going to, again, try to resume the war that Donald Trump and the United States is going to resume the war either Wednesday or after another phony ceasefire, giving them time to.
[00:08:01]  I mean, Iran sees what they're doing.
[00:08:03]  They see that they're bringing, they know what's coming.
[00:08:06]  And so here's what Scott Ritter had to say will happen.
[00:08:11]  Once the United States starts the war again, and I want to get your reaction to it.
[00:08:15]  Well, the Iranians have made it clear that they're not going to start slow and finish fast.
[00:08:22]  They're not going to wait for the United States and Israel to set the pace, which is what they did in the 40 days.
[00:08:28]  The escalation, the nature of targets, et cetera, that were engaged by Iran were largely defined by the nature of the Israeli American strikes against Iran.
[00:08:37]  Here, the Iranians, I believe, will start with the notion that because the United States is incapable of negotiating good faith, that you must assume that any military action that's now taken is done to eliminate the regime of the Islamic Republic.
[00:08:51]  And therefore, this is an existential war.
[00:08:54]  Therefore, just go for the juggler from the start.
[00:08:57]  And I think this is what you're going to see.
[00:08:58]  If we start attacking Iran, I think you're going to see Iran hit some Gulf Arab states harder than they've ever been hit, hit Israel very hard, start taking out key infrastructure, and maybe reach out and touch the United States in a few places as well that the United States has grown overconfident in terms of operation.
[00:09:17]  This is going to be a one-way street.
[00:09:19]  When the war starts, we will be bombing empty buildings.
[00:09:21]  We will be blowing up bridges and railroad tracks that have no fundamental value from a military standpoint.
[00:09:28]  And Iran is going to be striking back with absolute devastation.
[00:09:35]  The defeat will be obvious after the first three days when, as I said, perhaps Abu Dhabi, Dubai, maybe another city will be unable to sustain life on the scope and scale necessary to retain the stature that they enjoy today.
[00:09:50]  People will be forced to leave, flee by the hundreds of thousands.
[00:09:54]  So, do you agree with that assessment?
[00:09:56]  That's what we've been saying here all along that if Trump escalates or resumes this war, they have the ability to knock out the Gulf states' desalination plan.
[00:10:08]  Plants, and then that's game over for them.
[00:10:10]  What do you say?
[00:10:12]  I completely agree.
[00:10:13]  So, the most obvious thing that the Iranians can do is close off the Red Sea, and then they can strike at Gulf energy infrastructure.
[00:10:23]  They can destroy the pipelines.
[00:10:25]  This will knock out one third of the world's energy supply.
[00:10:29]  This would completely destroy the Gulf states.
[00:10:32]  They were no longer viable.
[00:10:33]  But the problem is that the Americans have made a calculation that this is an acceptable cost, that they are willing to take the risk.
[00:10:41]  And the reason why is that in January, the Trump White House announced something called the National Security Strategy.
[00:10:49]  And so this is the Pentagon strategy moving forward for the next five to 10 years.
[00:10:54]  And that's four major pillars that help us explain why the war is progressing the way it is in the Middle East.
[00:11:02]  The first major pillar is to secure the Western Hemisphere, the American home front.
[00:11:06]  The second pillar is to contain China.
[00:11:09]  The third pillar is to make better use of American allies.
[00:11:13]  To basically encourage them to participate more in global defense.
[00:11:19]  The fourth pillar is to ramp up America's wartime industrial production.
[00:11:26]  And we're already seeing these four pillars play out.
[00:11:29]  So, from the American perspective, the goal is to create Greater North America, something called a Technate, Fortress America.
[00:11:40]  And then this will become a self sufficient perimeter that allows America to sell resources.
[00:11:48]  Weapons and financing to the rest of the world.
[00:11:50]  And what America will do is create balance of power in each different region.
[00:11:55]  So in East Asia, Japan and China will balance each other out and they will both become dependent on American armaments, American resources, and American financing.
[00:12:06]  Something will happen in Europe where Russia and Europe, NATO, will balance each other out and both will become dependent again on America.
[00:12:14]  And in East Asia, sorry, in West Asia, it will be the Gulf states and Israel versus Iran.
[00:12:21]  And this is what's laid out in the national security strategy.
[00:12:25]  And unfortunately, what we're seeing is the strategy being played out in real time.
[00:12:32]  So, why would China, Japan, Russia, what's their move?
[00:12:40]  I can't see them just letting this happen.
[00:12:42]  Can you?
[00:12:43]  Right.
[00:12:44]  So, there's only one actual response to America's national security strategy.
[00:12:49]  It is for Russia, Iran, and China to work together to create a continental trade bloc that can then absorb Africa, the Middle East, and Europe and East Asia.
[00:13:02]  And sort of negate American naval power.
[00:13:05]  That's why this war in Iran is happening, because Iran is really the pivot.
[00:13:10]  It is where Russia's north south trade quarter runs through, it is where Europe's IMAC quarter runs through, it is where China's Belt and Road Initiative runs through.
[00:13:19]  So, if you can create chaos in Iran, the world is no longer able to trade in Eurasia.
[00:13:25]  It's completely dependent on sea for trade, and it needs energy, right?
[00:13:32]  So, basically, what America is trying to do is create as much chaos around the world as possible.
[00:13:36]  So that the nations are dependent on American energy.
[00:13:41]  And again, so what do you think?
[00:13:45]  I mean, Russia is very oil rich, and what do you think?
[00:13:53]  What will they do?
[00:13:54]  I mean, so tell me, I mean, I'm like, materially, what will they do?
[00:14:03]  Right.
[00:14:03]  So what's happening right now is that the Americans are imposing a naval blockade on all ocean trade.
[00:14:10]  So, we're seeing, as you mentioned, this Iranian ship returning from China being boarded, basically being seized and kidnapped by the Americans.
[00:14:20]  We're also seeing Russian Shadowfleet tankers being boarded by the Americans as well.
[00:14:27]  We're also seeing this past month oil refineries fires all around the world.
[00:14:32]  So, the most famous case was in Jill in Australia, where a refinery was suspiciously and accidentally.
[00:14:42]  On fire, destroying Australia's access to jet fuel.
[00:14:46]  We're also seeing fires in Bucharest, Russia, sorry, Bucharest, Romania, in India, in Myanmar.
[00:14:52]  We're also seeing the Ukrainians start to strike Russian energy infrastructure.
[00:14:57]  So, what's happening right now is basically a war over energy resources between Russia and America.
[00:15:05]  And we will see this war expand over the next few years as Russia challenges American.
[00:15:11]  Dominance in the seas, and as both continue to destroy each other's energy resources.
[00:15:18]  So, this is really going to be World War III, and it's going to be for a while.

=== Christian Symbols Under Fire (14:43) ===

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[00:16:01]  So, this is making the rounds.
[00:16:04]  There's an IDF soldier, or do you say IOF?
[00:16:10]  IDF stands for Israeli Defense Force, but the IOF means you're an Israeli occupying force, which is actually more accurate.
[00:16:18]  Well, I'd like an M for moral in there somewhere, please.
[00:16:21]  I know.
[00:16:22]  So, this is making the rounds.
[00:16:24]  So, there's an Israeli soldier.
[00:16:26]  He's got the smashing the head of Jesus Christ statue during occupation.
[00:16:32]  Operations in southern Lebanon.
[00:16:33]  And you know what?
[00:16:34]  In that IDF soldier's defense, he probably didn't know it was Jesus, and he probably just thought he was murdering a Red Cross doctor.
[00:16:46]  They look so close, you know?
[00:16:48]  They're so close.
[00:16:50]  So close.
[00:16:51]  These doctors, they come in, they're hard to tell apart from you know who.
[00:16:56]  So now, they got Jesus hanging upside down as they bash his head in.
[00:17:01]  What happened?
[00:17:02]  They weren't able to add the theme music from the omen?
[00:17:06]  Is there candy?
[00:17:07]  Is this one of their parties?
[00:17:09]  Maybe they just didn't want to pay for royalties.
[00:17:16]  So here, a local page from the Christian town.
[00:17:19]  Of Diebel mentioned that the statue belongs to them.
[00:17:23]  The page remarked, Father, forgive them.
[00:17:26]  They know what they do.
[00:17:28]  Whoa.
[00:17:29]  No, they know not what they do.
[00:17:30]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:17:31]  I thought they switched it.
[00:17:32]  Completely different meaning.
[00:17:33]  I know.
[00:17:33]  Yeah.
[00:17:34]  I know that.
[00:17:35]  I thought they had switched it.
[00:17:36]  Okay.
[00:17:36]  Well, Father, forgive them for they know not what they do.
[00:17:40]  I think they know what they do.
[00:17:42]  I think by now, you know, in the first part, in part one, they didn't know what they do.
[00:17:46]  I mean, it certainly looks like the IDF guy knows what they do.
[00:17:52]  They took the time to put it upside down first, but then did a picture of it.
[00:17:57]  These guys know, I think the side note was these guys know exactly what they're doing and they want a reaction.
[00:18:05]  Yeah, obviously.
[00:18:06]  By the way, they blew up where Jesus was born.
[00:18:09]  I feel like this is not even in the top 10 of things they've done.
[00:18:15]  Adam tweets out a recent image shows an Israeli soldier smashing a statue of Jesus with a sledgehammer.
[00:18:23]  The U.S. ambassador to Israel admitted to Tucker Carlson that Christians face persecution.
[00:18:30]  In sharp contrast, the neighboring Muslim country of Lebanon treats Christians with respect.
[00:18:35]  That's not what Patrick Ben Value said.
[00:18:37]  He said the best.
[00:18:39]  Well, it's called Judeo Christian values.
[00:18:42]  That's when a bunch of cults pretend to be Christian or Jewish while they act like Satan.
[00:18:48]  Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
[00:18:51]  Here's more.
[00:18:53]  Oh, so.
[00:18:56]  Can someone explain to me why this Israeli soldier reportedly broke off the head of Jesus in Lebanon?
[00:19:02]  And this guy, Max Abrams, who's a complete, he says, when you have to rely on obvious AI jobs.
[00:19:08]  So he's running around trying to pretend this was AI, did it all day.
[00:19:13]  He's trying to pretend this is an AI, but not real.
[00:19:16]  Why would you make an AI of that, of all things?
[00:19:20]  Well, maybe.
[00:19:20]  Like a statue?
[00:19:22]  Maybe Max is artificial intelligence because he doesn't seem to have any real intelligence.
[00:19:27]  Well, I think he is.
[00:19:28]  It works, is intelligence for someone.
[00:19:30]  So here, Glenn Greenwald says the self proclaimed Middle East scholar, Israel loyalist Max Abrams, that guy I just showed you, spent the day telling everyone that the photo of the IDF soldier smashing the head of Jesus statue in Lebanon was an obvious AI job.
[00:19:47]  Sadly for him, even the IDF was forced to admit that it's real.
[00:19:52]  And here's the IDF, Israel Defense Forces, following the completion of an initial examination regarding a photograph published earlier today of an IDF soldier harming.
[00:20:01]  A Christian symbol, not bashing its head off, but just harming it.
[00:20:06]  Harming it.
[00:20:07]  It was determined that the photograph depicts an IDF soldier operating in southern Lebanon.
[00:20:12]  The IDF fused this incident with great severity and emphasizes that the soldier's conduct is wholly inconsistent with the values expected of his troops.
[00:20:22]  They're allowed to rape Arabs, they're allowed to rape their Arab prisoners.
[00:20:28]  I know.
[00:20:30]  But they did this on purpose.
[00:20:31]  They wanted people to be upset and they wanted to make a display of going, this is not our.
[00:20:35]  Like when the troops couldn't pee on corpses back in the day in Iraq.
[00:20:38]  Remember that?
[00:20:39]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:20:39]  So this is.
[00:20:40]  Oh, whoop-de-doo.
[00:20:41]  This doesn't reflect their values.
[00:20:43]  How is this inconsistent with their values?
[00:20:47]  Why?
[00:20:47]  Because they didn't put on a dead woman's dress and sexually violate the statue?
[00:20:52]  You mean that kind of values?
[00:20:54]  They didn't go full Johnny Somali on this one, Jimmy.
[00:20:58]  And here's from the Times of Israel: IDF says, image of soldier.
[00:21:02]  Destroying Jesus' statue in Lebanon is real.
[00:21:06]  Vows action.
[00:21:07]  Oh, what action?
[00:21:08]  So if you kill a statue, they'll do something.
[00:21:13]  But if you slaughter 40,000 children, it's like that's just part of it.
[00:21:18]  That's how it goes.
[00:21:19]  Or you blow up Jesus' birthplace.
[00:21:23]  You can blow that up.
[00:21:24]  And we got past that.
[00:21:25]  And this is the thing they did this on purpose.
[00:21:28]  So when they say they vow to take action, I think the action is going to be allowing the soldier.
[00:21:33]  To go to Thailand so he can get his ass kicked out of every restaurant he goes to by a bunch of ladyboys.
[00:21:42]  The Israeli Defense Forces confirms the authenticity of the photo showing a soldier in southern Lebanon smashing a statue of Jesus with a sledgehammer and says it will take action against those involved.
[00:21:53]  Following an initial review of the photo, the military says that it was determined that the photograph depicts an IDF.
[00:21:59]  Okay, the IDF fuses.
[00:22:01]  Okay, we already read all that to you.
[00:22:03]  The incident is being investigated by the Northern Command.
[00:22:06]  And it is being handled through the chain of command, the IDF says, adding that appropriate measures will be taken against those involved in.
[00:22:13]  Okay, I'm sure.
[00:22:14]  You don't even punish people for taking.
[00:22:17]  It's part of your thing to do target practice on children.
[00:22:20]  Hey, today we're going to shoot their shoulders.
[00:22:22]  Tomorrow we're going to shoot their stomachs.
[00:22:24]  Tomorrow we're going to take headshots on children.
[00:22:27]  Well, that's why they're mad because you're supposed to do it on children and not on statues.
[00:22:31]  They say the Northern Command will also assist the Christian community in restoring the statue to its place.
[00:22:38]  Hey, let me tell you.
[00:22:39]  Don't let the group of Israeli art students rebuild the Jesus statue.
[00:22:43]  Why?
[00:22:44]  Because they're going to fill it with explosives and bring it down on the next September 11th.
[00:22:48]  That's why.
[00:22:49]  I mean, which will be any minute now.
[00:22:51]  Yeah.
[00:22:54]  B.B. Netanyahu condemns the destruction of.
[00:22:59]  He says military authorities are conducting a criminal probe of the matter and will take appropriate hard.
[00:23:06]  They literally.
[00:23:09]  He adds that.
[00:23:11]  This is.
[00:23:12]  This is like Tony Soprano saying, we're going to look into this guy we saw jaywalking.
[00:23:16]  We are upset about the jaywalking, and we're launching a probe.
[00:23:23]  He adds that Israel is the only place in the Middle East that adheres to freedom of worship for all.
[00:23:29]  Oh, really?
[00:23:30]  This is because Officer Tatum and Tim Poole said, BB, listen, we need something so we don't look like complete cucks, you know, like getting spit on and all that other stuff doesn't look good.
[00:23:39]  So we need something where Israel's like, we're, yeah, no, we're the good ones that are Western Muslims.
[00:23:44]  So they're afraid of losing all the Christians at once.
[00:23:48]  That's what I think it's a little late for that because it's already happened.
[00:23:51]  And without the Christians, Zionists, Don't have a marching army to go anywhere and fight for them.
[00:23:57]  That's the problem.
[00:23:58]  When you don't have those stupid zombie ants that you could infect like a fungus, it turns out.
[00:24:02]  So here's from Genocide Watch Christians, Druze, Alawites attacked in Al Shiraz, Syria.
[00:24:08]  So we got rid of a place that was very safe for Christians and we installed the chief head chopper from Al Qaeda and they're slaughtering Christians all over Syria now.
[00:24:20]  And there's all kinds of scumbag fake Christian things on YouTube where they're.
[00:24:24]  They talk about how, like, remember Nigeria is attacking Christians, or Muslims are Sharia laws creeping into the U.S. That's a fake Christian thing.
[00:24:34]  Every single time, it's some kind of operation for Israel.
[00:24:37]  Israel and Syria agree to U.S. supervised communication cell for military de escalation.
[00:24:43]  So this guy is working for this guy.
[00:24:46]  Just to let you know, this guy is working for this guy, and he always was a couple of tough guys from tough backgrounds.
[00:24:54]  Yeah.
[00:24:55]  And now he's welcomed at the White House, this guy.
[00:24:58]  And now this guy's welcomed at Downing Street by the UK Prime Minister.
[00:25:05]  He's welcomed at the White House.
[00:25:07]  You could probably go in that special new fake ballroom where BB balls Trump's wife.
[00:25:14]  So, just to let you know, this is how much Israel practices freedom and respect for each religion.
[00:25:20]  Occupation forces assaulted Christians in the Church of Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem.
[00:25:27]  Yeah, right.
[00:25:28]  Knowing that Christian countries are the primary supporters of this terrorist, this is amazing.
[00:25:33]  Think about that.
[00:25:34]  So, watch this.
[00:25:36]  Mike Huckabee knows this stuff is happening.
[00:25:38]  Mr. Christian and all those Southern Baptists, or I don't know, the evangelicals, put it that way.
[00:25:46]  I know I want to say Baptists, but the evangelical Zionist Christian preachers, they know this stuff is happening too.
[00:25:53]  And they don't care because they're all used car salesmen.
[00:25:58]  It's all PSYOP and it's all an Intel back thing.
[00:26:00]  And that's what.
[00:26:01]  I mean, that's what American Christianity has been for like the whole time.
[00:26:05]  Some weird garbage cult controlled by Intel.
[00:26:07]  So let's watch how they treat the Christians in Jerusalem on Easter Sunday.
[00:26:13]  Want to see how they treat the Christians?
[00:26:19]  They assault them.
[00:26:28]  Easter in Jerusalem, 2026.
[00:26:31]  This is 2026.
[00:27:14]  I'm not going to come to the other, I'm not going to come to the other, I'm not going to come to the other, I'm not going to come to the other, I'm going to come to the other, I'm the other,
[00:27:34]  I'm going to the other, I'm going to So, you get it.
[00:27:49]  So, all this tells us is one thing.
[00:27:53]  They aren't scared of anything anywhere in the world, except all the Christians uniting against them at once.
[00:28:02]  Even with that, the way they treat them, they thought they could get away with it because no one's going to do anything.
[00:28:09]  And no one has done anything forever.
[00:28:11]  And you got.
[00:28:11]  But if they provoke more, then you got cucks like Mike Huckabee going over there and licking their nuts.
[00:28:18]  How many things.
[00:28:20]  That you never thought you would ever see in your lifetime, have you seen lately?
[00:28:26]  All the things.
[00:28:26]  All the things.
[00:28:27]  So let's watch.
[00:28:28]  Here's the Israelis spend their morning spitting and harassing Christian.
[00:28:34]  No kidding.
[00:28:35]  This is a very goofy movie from back in the day.
[00:28:37]  Oh, coming here!
[00:28:38]  Chill, come here!
[00:28:40]  Chill, come here!
[00:28:48]  They hate Christians.
[00:28:51]  So that's kind of ironic that Patrick Met Value would say that it was the Catholics who have a problem with the Jews.
[00:29:00]  It's obviously the other way around.
[00:29:02]  And the Jews, the Zionists, have gotten the Muslims who respect and revere Jesus and the Mother Mary.
[00:29:12]  Unlike the Israeli Zionist Jews, they've got the Muslims and the Christians to somehow hate each other and think they're enemies.
[00:29:21]  It's a brilliant trick.
[00:29:22]  They did pull it off.
[00:29:23]  And they pulled it off.
[00:29:24]  They pulled it off.
[00:29:25]  They've been in America really well.
[00:29:26]  Well, since the 18th century.
[00:29:27]  People are afraid of Sharia law and stuff coming to their Christian countries.
[00:29:30]  No idea about Noahide that we already got.
[00:29:32]  They've already arrested somebody for a joke because somebody said, Oh, I wanted to show that.
[00:29:38]  Oh, yeah, I wanted to show that.
[00:29:39]  They arrested a woman from a WhatsApp chat who made a joke about Benjamin Netanyahu bombing their law school.
[00:29:48]  And they arrested her.
[00:29:51]  They didn't just arrest her, she got an orange jumper on.
[00:29:54]  Like that kind of arrested.
[00:29:56]  Is that kind of validating the idea that Netanyahu is a terrorist if you arrest her as a threat for.
[00:30:01]  Right?
[00:30:03]  So here they are spitting on Christians.

=== Twitter Bots and Lies (14:51) ===

[00:30:11]  I gotta tell you, the hairstyle is fantastic, though.
[00:30:14]  It doesn't make him look.
[00:30:17]  That is the worst.
[00:30:19]  If you wanna update that.
[00:30:22]  What is that?
[00:30:24]  They lie.
[00:30:28]  Nobody has hair like that.
[00:30:30]  Let me get this straight.
[00:30:31]  The statue was unharmed under Hezbollah in southern Lebanon, and as soon as it was under Israeli control, they destroyed it.
[00:30:40]  And Israelis are telling us Hezbollah is the enemy of Christians.
[00:30:44]  Even though they were the ones who saved Christians from ISIS.
[00:30:49]  Oh, that's right.
[00:30:50]  I forgot.
[00:30:52]  Mike Huckabee looks at this and thinks it's what Christ would have wanted.
[00:30:58]  That's exactly right.
[00:30:59]  That's exactly right.
[00:31:00]  Well, Huckabee's not a Christian.
[00:31:02]  He's a Noahide slave.
[00:31:03]  He's a golem, is what he is, like an automaton.
[00:31:09]  Hey, guess what?
[00:31:11]  So I'm watching Judge Napolitano.
[00:31:13]  Welcome to the show, Jimmy Dore.
[00:31:15]  You've been so kind and generous with your time.
[00:31:18]  He's like a nice Patty and Selma from The Simpsons.
[00:31:21]  So glad you could be here, my good friend.
[00:31:26]  He had on the retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson, and turns out Trump was asking about the nuclear codes.
[00:31:34]  He wanted to use the nuclear codes.
[00:31:36]  You think I'm kidding?
[00:31:37]  Let's listen.
[00:31:38]  They recognize they've got some problems and got to try to deal with it.
[00:31:41]  And then there was a report out that they had an emergency meeting Saturday night.
[00:31:49]  And apparently, well, one report coming out of that meeting at the White House is that Trump wanted to use the nuclear, so called, use the nuclear codes.
[00:31:59]  And General Dan Kane stood up and said no.
[00:32:03]  He invoked his privilege as the head of the military, so to speak.
[00:32:12]  It was apparently quite a blow up.
[00:32:14]  There are pictures of Kane coming out of that meeting with his head down to the ground.
[00:32:20]  So, you know, there's some very, very bizarre things going on in D.C.
[00:32:26]  Well, on Saturday night, excuse me, Larry, Trump.
[00:32:32]  So, there was a little more to that clip.
[00:32:36]  I don't know what happened to it.
[00:32:37]  But anyway, he goes on to say that Donald Trump is a very sick man.
[00:32:42]  Oh, what does he say?
[00:32:44]  Dangerous man?
[00:32:44]  I know I tweeted it out today.
[00:32:46]  Boy, by the way, when I tweeted it out, so you get stuff like this.
[00:32:52]  When I tweeted out that video, you get this guy cat turd.
[00:32:56]  Oh, this is a clickbait.
[00:32:57]  Oh, that impartial source of cat turd.
[00:32:59]  No, I guarantee you, if Trump actually found a way to nuke Iran, He would come out and go, this is brilliant.
[00:33:06]  5D chess.
[00:33:07]  Trump, Trump, part of the deal.
[00:33:09]  He knows what he's doing.
[00:33:10]  That's exactly what he would do.
[00:33:12]  So these guys are just, they're like weird.
[00:33:15]  They're like, somebody did a parody account called Cuck Turd.
[00:33:19]  And that's exactly what he is.
[00:33:21]  He's like a cuck to Donald Trump.
[00:33:22]  Like, no matter, Donald Trump could tell him to suck his own dick, and he would.
[00:33:26]  He's an Israel shill.
[00:33:27]  He's obviously like, it's obviously an Israel shill.
[00:33:30]  Like a bunch of people.
[00:33:31]  They have a bunch of media.
[00:33:32]  They put all that money into it, remember?
[00:33:34]  Yeah.
[00:33:34]  Yep.
[00:33:35]  Yes.
[00:33:36]  So he's always been that.
[00:33:37]  And that stupid woke thing, that little dialectic they played on us, where you hate the left so much, you're supposed to be okay with this shit.
[00:33:43]  Yeah.
[00:33:43]  They're upset it's not working.
[00:33:47]  And so people got upset that I even tweeted it out.
[00:33:51]  What I said was, according to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson, this is what happened.
[00:34:00]  And I put the clip up there.
[00:34:02]  I didn't say I'm saying this.
[00:34:04]  And then these people F off door.
[00:34:09]  So this is the kind of, and then people tell me to F off.
[00:34:13]  All I'm doing is reporting what a guy said.
[00:34:16]  I didn't say.
[00:34:16]  First of all, he called you Sparky.
[00:34:19]  I don't understand why you're damaged goods.
[00:34:21]  Is he talking about your spine problem?
[00:34:22]  I don't know.
[00:34:23]  Maybe.
[00:34:24]  But I like not only are you full of shit, you get off on it.
[00:34:26]  So he is accusing you of coming to this.
[00:34:30]  By the way, being wrong about how Trump, there's nothing crazy about Trump, any of his actions.
[00:34:36]  They're actually great.
[00:34:37]  You sound like an idiot.
[00:34:39]  You're damaged goods.
[00:34:42]  It's crazy.
[00:34:42]  This is some Israeli shill again.
[00:34:44]  They're all over Twitter.
[00:34:46]  It is flooded with Israeli shills on Twitter.
[00:34:49]  And a lot, any of the shit.
[00:34:52]  All I did was tweet out the video and say, this is what the guy said.
[00:34:58]  And people telling me to F off, you're garbage.
[00:35:01]  It's because they're losing.
[00:35:03]  Like, whoa.
[00:35:04]  What's that?
[00:35:05]  It's because they're losing.
[00:35:06]  So there's nothing, you're completely full of shit.
[00:35:08]  Any word on which parts are wrong?
[00:35:10]  No?
[00:35:11]  Oh, I'm damaged goods?
[00:35:13]  You're talking to me the way some old Israeli film producer tries to force himself on women.
[00:35:18]  You're damaged goods.
[00:35:21]  It's like these awful Guido people that I don't know.
[00:35:23]  Do they not have American employees to try to do this?
[00:35:25]  Because they come off as Israeli.
[00:35:27]  You know what?
[00:35:29]  Let me just go to my Twitter feed just to show you how crazy it's getting there.
[00:35:32]  But by the way, I don't want to gloss over the bigger point that Trump was asking the Joint Chiefs of Staff that General Kane, by the way, they brought on that guy.
[00:35:42]  They gave him his fourth star.
[00:35:44]  They came out of retirement because they thought he was going to be extra offensive minded, which he actually has been, but he's not going to do this.
[00:35:52]  He just didn't want to nuke Israel.
[00:35:54]  He's like, no, he's not going to nuke Iran.
[00:35:57]  And we already showed you if they do nuke Iran, the radiation will drift over into the Gulf states.
[00:36:05]  You know, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Oman, United Arab Emirates.
[00:36:11]  Even possibly some of greater Israel.
[00:36:14]  Even possibly some of greater Israel.
[00:36:17]  So this would be, it's just nuts.
[00:36:21]  Look, there's a reason India and Pakistan, who both have nukes, Instead of using nukes, they have to do that thing where they dance on the border of Kashmir because they can't use those nukes.
[00:36:30]  So they have to have a dance off.
[00:36:31]  That's all I'm saying we should have here.
[00:36:35]  And let me just say if Donald Trump actually gets.
[00:36:38]  So if he fires this guy Kane and gets somebody in there who's going to go nuke, that will almost guarantee that Russia will use a nuke against us.
[00:36:49]  Well, please do Israel before us.
[00:36:51]  I mean, I feel like.
[00:36:54]  That will.
[00:36:56]  Because there's people inside Russia pushing Russia to use a preemptive nuke on Europe, has lost its mind.
[00:37:04]  They want war with Russia for absolutely no reason.
[00:37:08]  Well, because that coalition of these lizard scumbags has lost their hegemony.
[00:37:14]  When they say multipolar, that means more than one lizard person ruling.
[00:37:17]  That's right.
[00:37:18]  And so you could see that they didn't bother to tell you what their secret national lines are and shit.
[00:37:23]  You just get the bullshit story.
[00:37:25]  And then they're like apoplectic over shit you don't understand because they didn't bother to tell you what their real goal is.
[00:37:32]  So I heard someone else actually confirmed that that has a source inside the White House.
[00:37:41]  And I'm told that source is General Kane.
[00:37:45]  And that what Trump did was he asked him, Hey, how do those nuclear codes work?
[00:37:50]  And he's like, I'm not, get out of here.
[00:37:56]  Because you're only supposed to be able to use the nuclear football code in a defensive posture, you can't use it offensively.
[00:38:04]  So, like if someone nukes us, then you can nuke.
[00:38:08]  But you're not, that's the whole thing against the whole thing.
[00:38:11]  We don't want to use up Israel's nukes.
[00:38:13]  They need to save theirs for it, I guess.
[00:38:15]  That's right.
[00:38:16]  Don't even use your own nukes, Israel.
[00:38:17]  Good call.
[00:38:18]  So, here, I'll show you the, I'll show you what people are, how crazy it has gotten on Twitter.
[00:38:27]  It's just flooded with pro Israel bots.
[00:38:32]  They're not very good at it.
[00:38:34]  That's why they're easy to see through, and they always do the same thing where they go, Somebody told me I was getting bipolar again, or so I go, What do you mean again?
[00:38:42]  You can't be this gullible trusting the word of a spook.
[00:38:46]  I just said I reported it, which is clear.
[00:38:49]  I reported he said it.
[00:38:51]  What about Israeli ones that told us to invade Iran?
[00:38:53]  Right.
[00:38:54]  How about them?
[00:38:54]  How about them?
[00:38:55]  I said, according to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson, during an emergency meeting on Saturday, Trump tried to use the nuclear codes on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Kane.
[00:39:06]  According to Johnson, there is seriously something wrong with Trump.
[00:39:10]  So that's the part of the video I missed.
[00:39:12]  Well, thank God he's not actually in charge, right?
[00:39:14]  Yeah.
[00:39:14]  Thank God.
[00:39:15]  So, And then the people, of course, you got all these people.
[00:39:20]  You can't be this gullible trusting the word.
[00:39:23]  Did I say I tried?
[00:39:24]  All I said is I reported what he said, which is clearly what he said.
[00:39:27]  You're on video.
[00:39:47]  Somebody put that up there.
[00:39:50]  So Larry Johnson retired from the CIA for 37 years.
[00:39:55]  So it's just crazy.
[00:39:57]  Your BS meter that told you Israel had nothing to do with Charlie Kirk, that one?
[00:40:01]  Go fuck yourself.
[00:40:02]  These are fake.
[00:40:03]  They're all fake.
[00:40:04]  I'm telling you, they have bots within bots.
[00:40:06]  Remember all the AI slave bots where you're like, I want you to go do a harassment campaign on anyone who mentions this or that, right?
[00:40:14]  Those are things that have been around for a while, and all those tech companies.
[00:40:19]  Like your Palantirs and your Larry Oracles, they all do this.
[00:40:24]  And they're all hardy Zionists.
[00:40:26]  So that's what's going on.
[00:40:27]  That's why it's on Twitter.
[00:40:28]  And it's just, and there's not, there's very few likes.
[00:40:31]  The cuck turd guy got a bunch of likes, but most people don't like this guy.
[00:40:36]  If he's a retired CIA analyst, how the holy F does he have access to that kind of, because he has content.
[00:40:43]  That's how all reporting works.
[00:40:45]  You have sources and contacts and people who want to leak things.
[00:40:49]  That's not a sincere thing.
[00:40:50]  That is a thing that's not a sincere thing.
[00:40:52]  How do you not understand how things work?
[00:40:53]  No, they don't.
[00:40:54]  Yeah, well, because a bot doesn't understand how things work.
[00:40:57]  There's a big thing going around now is that, like, if you question, like I said, Donald Trump has reached his end of escalation, right?
[00:41:11]  That's another thing that's for real.
[00:41:13]  Because if he escalates on Iran, which it looks like he's going to start this war again on Wednesday, we're going to talk about it with Professor Zhang.
[00:41:21]  It looks like he's going to start bombing them again.
[00:41:23]  But if they go after, like, say, Iran's infrastructure that are not military targets, because they hit all the military targets already, all the military bridges, all the military.
[00:41:34]  That girl's school.
[00:41:35]  So if that girl's school, if they go after stuff that's just civilian, Iran is going to wipe out, most likely, the Gulf states.
[00:41:47]  And how do they do that?
[00:41:48]  They take out their power, which takes out their desalinization.
[00:41:52]  Desalination plants.
[00:41:54]  And then they don't have water and they don't have power, and they're in the middle of the desert, and everybody has to leave.
[00:42:01]  That's what's going to happen.
[00:42:04]  So that's what I'm saying.
[00:42:05]  Trump cannot escalate.
[00:42:06]  So when I said that on Twitter, people were like, oh, I guess podcasters know more than the general does.
[00:42:12]  I guess the podcasts know more than people.
[00:42:14]  No, they're lying to you, you moron, and you're lying for them because you work for those generals.
[00:42:19]  No one online is sincere.
[00:42:20]  I grew up saying that too.
[00:42:21]  The whole time, from the time I was a kid until now, the term military intelligence was an oxymoron.
[00:42:28]  That's the joke.
[00:42:30]  Right.
[00:42:30]  And that they always lie to you.
[00:42:32]  And so now these people who.
[00:42:35]  Should you have listened to Dr. Fauci during COVID?
[00:42:38]  Did you listen to the FDA and the CDC during COVID?
[00:42:42]  No high tech no science.
[00:42:43]  Oh, I guess the podcaster knows more than Dr. Fauci, who's the end of the.
[00:42:47]  Yes!
[00:42:48]  I know when they're lying.
[00:42:50]  I know when they're lying.
[00:42:51]  It's not knowing more.
[00:42:52]  Dr. Fauci knows what you know, probably better than you know it.
[00:42:55]  He's just lying to you because he hates you.
[00:42:57]  And you know what?
[00:42:58]  He should.
[00:42:59]  What morons?
[00:43:00]  But these are all bots.
[00:43:03]  I got to agree.
[00:43:06]  So I want to show you this because.
[00:43:09]  Remember when Trump was threatening to obliterate, I think he did it on Easter Sunday, to obliterate the civilization of Iran?
[00:43:15]  That means nuking them.
[00:43:17]  So I found this video, and it's by, I'll think of the name of the YouTube channel that does this.
[00:43:28]  And I'm just going to play you a portion of this, of why.
[00:43:32]  So this is not a new video.
[00:43:34]  I think this video came out right when the war started.
[00:43:36]  But they make some good points on why.
[00:43:41]  Trump could not nuke Iran, even if he wanted.
[00:43:44]  So let's watch.
[00:43:45]  Hitting on nuclear weapons.
[00:43:46]  Was it?
[00:43:47]  Okay, let's watch.
[00:43:47]  Hitting on nuclear weapons.
[00:43:49]  If the U.S. nukes Iran, it sends a global message Hey, using nukes is acceptable again.
[00:43:53]  That gives countries like North Korea the green light to get even more reckless.
[00:43:56]  If the U.S. pushes the button on Iran, Russia and China won't just see it as an attack on Iran.
[00:44:00]  They'll see it as a direct threat to their own survival.
[00:44:02]  They'll think, If America can nuke Iran today, they could do it to us tomorrow.
[00:44:05]  And that's where the biggest rule of all gets broken.
[00:44:07]  We'd be looking at a situation where nuclear superpowers are going head to head.
[00:44:10]  The threat of World War III becomes 100% real.
[00:44:14]  This brings us to a super important concept, the nuclear taboo.
[00:44:17]  Ever since Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945, the world has had this unwritten rule.
[00:44:21]  No matter what happens, no matter how brutal the war gets, nobody uses the bomb.
[00:44:24]  If the U.S. drops a nuke on Iran first, without Iran ever firing one at them, America loses its moral high ground forever.
[00:44:30]  They wouldn't be able to lecture the world about international law, human rights, or global order ever again.
[00:44:34]  Nobody would take them seriously.
[00:44:35]  The U.N. would completely turn on them.
[00:44:37]  Even their closest allies, the U.K., France, Germany, would probably be forced to step back.
[00:44:41]  Countries like India, Brazil, and South Africa would openly stand against the U.S. Think of it like this.
[00:44:46]  Imagine the whole world is a small town, and every country is a person living there.
[00:44:49]  If the strongest guy in town, let's call him USA, pulls out a gun and shoots someone else, Iran, without it being an absolute last resort, life or death situation, the whole town is going to turn on him.
[00:44:59]  Nobody will want to stand by him, and America never wants to be in that position.

=== Nuclear Weapons as Fear Tools (06:23) ===

[00:45:02]  Plus, there's a terrifying ripple effect.
[00:45:04]  If the US nukes Iran, every small and medium sized country gets a loud and clear message if you don't have a nuke, a superpower can wipe you out whenever they feel like it.
[00:45:12]  Boom.
[00:45:13]  That kicks off a massive global nuclear arms race.
[00:45:15]  Countries like Saudi Arabia, Turkey, South Korea, and Japan would hit the gas on their own nuclear programs.
[00:45:20]  The entire global security system that took decades to build would collapse in a few years.
[00:45:24]  Here's something people always forget.
[00:45:26]  Modern wars aren't just fought with missiles and bombs.
[00:45:28]  They're fought online.
[00:45:29]  And Iran is not a rookie in this space.
[00:45:31]  They are actually ranked among the top cyber powers in the world.
[00:45:33]  If a full-scale war breaks out, Iran will let its hackers off the leash.
[00:45:37]  And they won't just be going after military bases.
[00:45:38]  They're going straight for America's civilian infrastructure.
[00:45:41]  Imagine the targets.
[00:45:42]  Banks and financial institutions.
[00:45:43]  Power grids.
[00:45:44]  Dams and water filtration systems.
[00:45:46]  It's an invisible war where the enemy can completely freeze the day-to-day lives of regular citizens right inside America.
[00:45:51]  This, you know how Israel has the Samsung option?
[00:45:54]  This is Iran's Samsung option.
[00:45:58]  Come on.
[00:45:58]  Am I right?
[00:45:59]  Come on.
[00:46:00]  Here we go.
[00:46:00]  It would be a nightmare for the U.S. government to keep its own people safe at home.
[00:46:04]  The next reason is straight up crazy.
[00:46:06]  But before we dive in, real quick, if you're getting value out of this video so far, do me a huge favor, smash that like button.
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[00:46:14]  Okay.
[00:46:15]  The U.S. basically wants to wreck Iran's nuclear program so they can't ever get a nuke.
[00:46:18]  But that's a huge headache for us.
[00:46:20]  Why?
[00:46:20]  Because Iran buried their whole system hundreds of meters deep in the mountains.
[00:46:23]  And to make things worse, no one actually knows where to find them.
[00:46:26]  To permanently end Iran's nuclear program, the U.S. would have to drop multiple high yield bunker buster nukes back to back.
[00:46:31]  Doing that would release a horrifying amount of radiation.
[00:46:33]  And that radiation wouldn't respect borders.
[00:46:35]  It would blow straight into neighboring countries.
[00:46:37]  And who lives next door?
[00:46:38]  America's own allies Israel, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Iraq, and tens of thousands of U.S. troops stationed at bases all over the region.
[00:46:44]  The U.S. would literally be poisoning its own soldiers and allies.
[00:46:47]  Let's say the U.S. ignores the radiation and attacks anyway.
[00:46:50]  What happens next could literally freeze the entire global economy overnight.
[00:46:53]  Enter the Strait of Hormuz.
[00:46:55]  This is the most critical oil choke point on the planet.
[00:46:57]  Roughly 20% to 30% of the world's crude oil and liquefied natural gas flows through this tiny stretch of water.
[00:47:02]  It is so essential that if it gets blocked for even a few days, the global energy market goes into total meltdown.
[00:47:07]  Once that happens, the global oil supply chain snaps.
[00:47:10]  Oil prices would rocket to the moon.
[00:47:11]  Within weeks, we could be looking at $100 to $200 per barrel.
[00:47:15]  Well, that happened.
[00:47:17]  It's over $100.
[00:47:18]  Transporting anything becomes insanely expensive, and the U.S. stock market would likely crash hard.
[00:47:25]  America is already dealing with inflation and economic stress.
[00:47:27]  They simply cannot afford that kind of financial hit.
[00:47:30]  A military victory could easily set the U.S. economy back by decades.
[00:47:33]  Finally, we have to talk about Iran's biggest flex asymmetric warfare.
[00:47:37]  Over the last 40 years, Iran has built a massive proxy network across the Middle East known as the Axis of Resistance.
[00:47:42]  If the U.S. nukes Iran, all of these proxy groups will go completely off the leash, because at that point, They have absolutely nothing to lose.
[00:47:48]  In Lebanon, Hezbollah is sitting on an estimated 100,000 plus missiles.
[00:47:52]  Their first target?
[00:47:53]  Israel.
[00:47:53]  Even the Iron Dome would be completely overwhelmed by a swarm that massive.
[00:47:56]  In Yemen, the Houthis would rain drones and missiles on whatever is left of global shipping in the Red Sea.
[00:48:01]  So, even if a nuclear bomb doesn't hit U.S. soil, Iran's strategy ensures that every single American ally, base, and interest in the region gets lit up.
[00:48:07]  Let's be real the American public is sick and tired of endless wars.
[00:48:10]  Nobody wants to fund another trillion dollar bloodbath.
[00:48:13]  We just saw this a few days ago, with some of the biggest protests in U.S. history, where the public heavily turned against their own president.
[00:48:18]  American politicians care about public opinion because they need votes.
[00:48:21]  No leader wants to commit political suicide by starting a massive, unpopular war when the economy is already stressed and the public is exhausted.
[00:48:27]  So, smart strategists know the truth.
[00:48:28]  Nuclear weapons aren't actually meant to be used, they are a tool for fear.
[00:48:32]  Their only real job is to scare the enemy so much that you never actually have to use them.
[00:48:36]  So, what do you guys think?
[00:48:37]  Do you think Trump is going to play it smart and keep this ceasefire intact?
[00:48:40]  Or is the world about to get hit with another massive shockwave?
[00:48:43]  Let me know your thoughts down in the comments and make sure to.
[00:48:45]  So, that's from Ruby3D.
[00:48:48]  So, that's why you.
[00:48:50]  Hey, you know what?
[00:48:50]  I still wouldn't put it past them.
[00:48:53]  Like, we used them.
[00:48:55]  There was not, it wasn't for no reason.
[00:48:57]  We tested it on the 33rd parallel or whatever because that was a ceremony for some evil shit.
[00:49:04]  And then we used them on people, which is the most, one of the most evil things that's ever happened ever.
[00:49:08]  Ever.
[00:49:08]  It wasn't Iran that did that.
[00:49:10]  That's right.
[00:49:11]  It, it, it, uh, well, we stand for you.
[00:49:17]  Yeah.
[00:49:18]  Hitler eyebrow, Hitler mustache eyebrows.
[00:49:20]  Ben Shapiro says it arguably saved millions of lives.
[00:49:23]  He put a nice qualifier of arguably.
[00:49:25]  Yeah.
[00:49:26]  Well, go ahead and argue it.
[00:49:27]  You're wrong, you dipshit.
[00:49:30]  When I was at the Young Turks, they were people that defended dropping nuclear bombs on Japan.
[00:49:35]  They all do because World War II validates every.
[00:49:39]  World War II is the mother load of bad ideas.
[00:49:43]  As Sam Harris says, the post World War II is a justification for every evil thing that we've certainly hit the number of dead humans as the Nazis did.
[00:49:52]  We certainly have since then exceeded those numbers.
[00:49:55]  I promise everyone.
[00:49:57]  Shut up.
[00:50:01]  It never isn't funny.
[00:50:06]  Okay, so that's a pretty good video, Ruby 3D.
[00:50:10]  Nice going.
[00:50:11]  Yeah, we have worse stuff than nukes, but no one can know we have it or else we can't use it.
[00:50:15]  See, you can't use a nuke because they'll know you have it.
[00:50:17]  A weather weapon, as Ahmadinejad accused America of using.
[00:50:21]  And I know we used it.
[00:50:22]  And right now, Israel has a plague of bees, which I have to tell you is not from the Bible.
[00:50:27]  Have you seen that?
[00:50:28]  But I'll bet you somebody's got a weapon that can do that.
[00:50:32]  I'll bet you.
[00:50:33]  They got a weapon that can duplicate everything in your.
[00:50:36]  Prophecies at this point.
[00:50:38]  We got earthquake guns.
[00:50:39]  We got weather weapons.
[00:50:41]  They're not going to say they have them because they're going to want to deploy them.
[00:50:44]  And that's the real threat.
[00:50:45]  So when Trump goes, we can end a civilization, I don't think he meant nukes.
[00:50:49]  I don't think he did.
[00:50:51]  They've got energy weapons that they can put in a backpack and they can, like, say, like at, say, January 6th, they can have FBI guys dressed up as MAGA with a backpack with an energy weapon in it.
[00:51:06]  And if they point it at you, it can make you have a heart attack or shit your pants.
[00:51:11]  Both those things.
[00:51:11]  That's pretty cool, actually.
[00:51:13]  Actually, I wish they would disclose it because that's pretty awesome.
[00:51:15]  That would change Star Wars forever.
[00:51:17]  It really would.

=== Analyzing Toxic Male Behavior (06:26) ===

[00:51:25]  Hey, this is Jimmy.
[00:51:26]  Who's this?
[00:51:28]  Hi, Jimmy.
[00:51:29]  It's Jeffrey Tubin.
[00:51:30]  Ah, yes, it's CNN analyst Jeffrey Tubin.
[00:51:36]  Hey, Jeffrey, what can we do for you?
[00:51:39]  Well, Jimmy, I'd like to weigh in, if I could, on the ongoing Eric Swalwell situation in the California governor's race.
[00:51:47]  CNN didn't want me on air talking about this topic, so I thought perhaps your platform might be more amenable.
[00:51:54]  Of course, Jeffrey.
[00:51:55]  We're all ears.
[00:51:56]  You're always welcome here.
[00:51:58]  Thank you, Jimmy.
[00:51:59]  I appreciate that.
[00:52:01]  It's just that every time there's a news story that involves, in any way, a man exposing his genitalia digitally to an unwilling woman, I strongly feel that I'm the most qualified analyst to offer commentary.
[00:52:16]  We would have to agree.
[00:52:19]  Right.
[00:52:20]  Anyway, this is a very swiftly moving situation.
[00:52:24]  Currently, Eric Swallow has not only dropped out of California, Governor's race, but he has resigned from Congress altogether.
[00:52:33]  And multiple women have come forward with accusations, the most recent one being particularly brutal.
[00:52:39]  Yes, very true.
[00:52:41]  But up until that point, most of these allegations seem to involve at least quasi consensual situations wherein the women had sex with Congressman Swalwell at some point after receiving digital imagery of his genitalia, basically indicating that the system was working as described.
[00:53:03]  The system?
[00:53:04]  I'm sorry, I'm not sure I understand what you mean.
[00:53:08]  Oh, right.
[00:53:09]  Sorry, I should probably back up a bit here and remind everyone that I am particularly qualified to offer analysis of Congressman Swalwell and other men who behave this way because I do it myself.
[00:53:22]  A lot of you are asking, you know, what in the world was Eric Swalwell thinking?
[00:53:26]  Well, I know exactly what he was thinking.
[00:53:35]  Trust me.
[00:53:44]  I see.
[00:53:47]  Right.
[00:53:48]  The assumption that Congressman Swalwell was operating under, clearly to an almost pathological degree, is that showing a woman a digital image of your genitalia more or less always results in that woman having sex with you.
[00:54:03]  But that's not necessarily the case.
[00:54:06]  Well, yes, you know that, and most sensible and rational people know that.
[00:54:11]  But men with brains wired like ours do not.
[00:54:14]  Know that.
[00:54:15]  And quite frankly, in our culture, as it were, the presentation of a dick pic is essentially a gesture of respect.
[00:54:23]  As if to say, here, submitted for your approval, m'lady.
[00:54:29]  I see.
[00:54:30]  Interesting.
[00:54:31]  Interesting.
[00:54:33]  Right.
[00:54:34]  So, if a woman were to reject this image, to say, hey, I did not want to say that, don't ever do that again, and I'm not going to sleep with you, that would cause a member of our community great psychological distress.
[00:54:48]  And cognitive dissonance.
[00:54:51]  Honestly, having an unsolicited dick pic rejected is far more traumatizing than receiving an unsolicited dick pic.
[00:54:58]  I'm not sure that's true.
[00:55:00]  Well, I can guarantee that it is true, trust me.
[00:55:04]  So, in order to insulate himself from this horribly painful potential experience, men like Swalwell target women who, due to some manner of subservient position of one form or another, are not at liberty to completely reject these genitalian overtures.
[00:55:22]  Hehehehehehe So, predatory behavior directed at women that you have power over is truly heinous.
[00:55:39]  I don't know if I'd go that far.
[00:55:41]  I mean, it's simply rational behavior for men who have that kind of brain.
[00:55:47]  So, by choosing exclusively these subordinate women to target, who eventually sleep with them out of a fear of losing their job, this creates the illusion in Swalwell's mind that his behavior is not only acceptable, but actually welcomed by these women.
[00:56:04]  Why are so many men with political ambitions like this?
[00:56:07]  Right.
[00:56:08]  And what makes them think that this behavior won't come to light and take these ambitions?
[00:56:15]  I mean, like what just happened to Eric Swalwell, for instance?
[00:56:20]  Jimmy, you have to understand.
[00:56:21]  That's a good question.
[00:56:22]  Jimmy, you have to understand that in the past.
[00:56:31]  You have to understand that in the minds of these men, they have two thoughts.
[00:56:36]  I must accrue political power and I must show my penis to unsuspecting women.
[00:56:42]  These thoughts are so all encompassing and overwhelming, there really are no other thoughts.
[00:56:50]  That's all that goes on in their heads?
[00:56:53]  Get power, show penis.
[00:56:55]  That's it.
[00:56:57]  Any notion of consequences that a normal person would experience simply doesn't happen.
[00:57:03]  It's a really amazing type of human brain, actually.
[00:57:06]  Extremely focused and efficient.
[00:57:09]  Not for the women that they prey on.
[00:57:12]  I suppose you're right.
[00:57:13]  I've never thought about that.
[00:57:15]  You haven't?
[00:57:17]  Well, no, like I said, I also have this type of male brain.
[00:57:21]  And no, we don't give any thought to how this behavior affects women.
[00:57:26]  I see.
[00:57:26]  Okay, well, what can we do about this type of male behavior from politicians and other powerful men?
[00:57:34]  I suppose the best thing to do would be to make sure that there is a constant stream of young, attractive women in the employ of these men or that they have some sort of undue influence over.
[00:57:45]  What?
[00:57:46]  Wouldn't that just continue to create these terrible situations?

=== Business Call Gone Wrong (02:05) ===

[00:57:52]  Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood.
[00:57:55]  When you said, What can we do? you meant to prevent these situations.
[00:58:00]  I thought you meant to facilitate them.
[00:58:03]  Why would I have meant that?
[00:58:05]  I don't know.
[00:58:06]  That's probably a good question.
[00:58:08]  At this point, I'm simply too aroused by thinking about this topic to have anything remotely close to a logical or rational thought.
[00:58:17]  And as such, I probably shouldn't continue talking with someone in a professional setting.
[00:58:22]  In the interest of full disclosure, I should also probably say that I have been taking pictures of my own genitalia throughout the course of this phone call.
[00:58:31]  And if I don't send them to the women I have in mind in the next few minutes, I'm going to pass out.
[00:58:36]  Yeah.
[00:58:37]  Good God.
[00:58:38]  Wait, we should probably let you go then.
[00:58:41]  Probably for the best, yeah.
[00:58:44]  Anyway, thanks for taking my call, Jimmy, and I look forward to talking to you again soon.
[00:58:49]  Now, if I can only find Aaron Burnett's Snapchat.
[00:58:52]  Oh, my God.
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