Jimmy Dore Show - Alex Jones Questioned About His Attacks On Candace Owens & Charlie Kirk's Assassination! Aired: 2026-03-16 Duration: 01:00:46 === Cover-Up Speculation and Media (14:10) === [00:00:54] Hey, we'll be in San Antonio, Albuquerque, Houston, Dallas, Salt Lake City, Las Vegas, Burbank, California. [00:01:01] That's on May 7th. [00:01:02] That's a Saturday. [00:01:03] Then we'll be in Tulsa and Oklahoma City, Spokane, Tacoma. [00:01:07] Go to JimmyDoor.com for a link for all those tickets. [00:01:10] See you there. [00:01:12] Establishment media sets of artists fighting. [00:01:15] So good luck. [00:01:20] Watch and see as a jackdog comedian who speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head on. [00:01:27] It's the chimney tour show. [00:01:34] Who do you think killed Charlie Kirk? [00:01:37] If you don't, if you don't, do you think it was Tyler Robinson in the FBI story? [00:01:42] Or what do you think is going on? [00:01:44] Yeah, I noticed that's when you guys started kind of going against me some just because the way it all boiled down. [00:01:50] Well, Alex, here's the thing. [00:01:52] Here's the thing. [00:01:52] This story seems like it's right up your alley because no matter where you put your attention into the Charlie Kirk assassination or TPUSA or Erica Kirk, there's a million things that don't make sense and stand out as red flags. [00:02:04] So it seems like it would be right up your alley. [00:02:06] And so you've seen the speculation. [00:02:08] People think that somehow you've been compromised because you're not your old you. [00:02:13] So what we want to go, what happened to the old Alex? [00:02:16] We want the old Alex back. [00:02:17] And so that's what do you say to those people when they say that? [00:02:21] Well, you've asked me questions and I've done big gestalts from different angles of the different pieces. [00:02:27] And you look at each piece, take out a context, say, say something that I didn't say. [00:02:31] I don't believe that 30-odd 6 goes into your neck and bounces back out. [00:02:36] Okay? [00:02:38] I don't believe the official story. [00:02:39] You've got the famous disruptor operative down there saying, I shot him, I shot him, so that, quote, the guy could get away. [00:02:47] You have all the weirdness swirling around. [00:02:49] You have Kash Patel that I broke in an argument with Tulsi Gabbard like six days after he's dead, saying we're not looking at foreign involvement or accomplices. [00:02:59] And you've got on its face all the trans people saying he'll be dead tomorrow. [00:03:03] Watch. [00:03:04] They won't even question them. [00:03:06] So obviously there's a cover-up. [00:03:09] Then, if you're going to investigate the cover-up, you have to then go after real stuff. [00:03:16] Like when we got the Podesta files in the WikiLeaks in 2016, and it was we're delivering the seven-year-old, nine-year-old, and 11-year-old for your pleasure in the hot tub, Mr. Podesta. [00:03:26] And it's a company that literally rents kids for parties, and they can hide it. [00:03:31] And all and they, so then the CNN focused on 4chan and 8chan saying a pizza place is where they were doing it. [00:03:39] That was a diversion, even though some people involved there were in the orbit of that from what was happening in New York and other states. [00:03:48] So then everybody's telling me, go look at Fort Wachuka and go look at this guy, Ms. Schnow. [00:03:54] And he's a known con man. [00:03:56] Video of him attacking his wife with a hammer. [00:03:57] He says she did. [00:03:59] You don't have 12 colonels in the meeting the day before, and we're going to kill Charlie tomorrow. [00:04:04] It's not how it works. [00:04:06] So, I mean, in the military, they're actually killing us by the hand somebody a file. [00:04:10] He's like an army captain or somebody. [00:04:12] So, the point was, I was saying to Candace, I said, you're being set up with disinfo to discredit the investigation. [00:04:21] And then they all turned around and said, You're funded by, you know, whoever the Israelis. [00:04:25] So then I got a little bit pissed about it. [00:04:27] And so that was my point: is obviously you've got Erica Kirk with the fake crying and just all of it. [00:04:34] There's something's going on there. [00:04:36] But then to say, you know, then all this other stuff, and then I go like the Egyptian planes. [00:04:45] We went, other people went and bought the data, looked at it. [00:04:48] What was it accurate? [00:04:49] I said, hey, this isn't accurate. [00:04:50] Notice we've never got the Egyptian plane data that was going to be published. [00:04:52] So it's not saying, I'm saying disinfo gets put out. [00:04:56] I'm not saying Candace is doing this on purpose to discredit the real stuff. [00:04:59] Is there? [00:04:59] Does that make sense? [00:05:01] I mean, sure. [00:05:01] Yeah, that makes sense. [00:05:02] Yeah. [00:05:03] I mean, it, it, you know, there was obviously a coordinated op against Candace Owens to try to, you know, paint a picture and create and to disparage and smear her character. [00:05:16] And instead of saying that came later. [00:05:18] That came later. [00:05:20] People get paid to call her a demon or whatever. [00:05:22] I don't even know that's true. [00:05:23] I mean, I don't normally in fight, and I wasn't infighting there. [00:05:26] I had everybody in the street telling me, look at the Egyptian planes, look into this Mitch Snow guy. [00:05:31] I go look him up. [00:05:32] The man's a historic con man. [00:05:34] I just go, this isn't right. [00:05:36] Like, there's all this real stuff. [00:05:39] I don't have to buy everything that's then put out. [00:05:43] I mean, does that make sense? [00:05:44] Yeah, yeah. [00:05:45] I mean, you don't have to believe Mitch Snow to believe there's a cover-up and something. [00:05:49] But it's also interesting that Erica Kirk can't tell us where she was when she was supposedly at Camp Huachuca. [00:05:58] She hasn't provided any of that evidence. [00:06:01] And so I don't know. [00:06:02] I mean, you know, they don't have 12 colonels in a skiff planning his murder the day before. [00:06:06] This is not how it works. [00:06:07] Oh, okay. [00:06:08] I mean, I don't know how it works. [00:06:10] Have you ever seen Apocalypse Now? [00:06:13] Yeah, long time ago. [00:06:15] Okay. [00:06:16] Well, they did decades of research to make that. [00:06:20] That's exactly how the Army assassinates somebody. [00:06:23] They won't even say kill Colonel Kurtz. [00:06:27] You don't have 12 people in the room, much less 12 colonels. [00:06:32] They don't probably have 12 colonels in the Army that do domestic killing. [00:06:36] Okay. [00:06:37] Okay. [00:06:38] I'm telling you, it doesn't work like that. [00:06:41] So you don't think Candace Owens is crazy or anything? [00:06:43] You just think that maybe, or she's evil, or you just think that maybe on this one lead, which was Mitch Snow and Camp Huachuca, you think that she was given bad information? [00:06:55] Because there's definitely. [00:06:56] Sure, do you remember all the Gotti recordings? [00:06:58] They had to put microphones outside of getting, I need to take care of him. [00:07:02] He's going to go away. [00:07:03] It's like in Yellowstone, they go, take him to the train station. [00:07:07] No one says kill someone. [00:07:10] Okay. [00:07:11] In Senate reports every day, you don't have 12 colonels and they're all meeting to plan an assassination the next day. [00:07:18] It's bonkertown. [00:07:19] But it did, you know, their over-the-top freak out over the assertion about Camp Huachuca is suspicious, right? [00:07:28] And there's, and now we know that Erica Kirk and Harpel have these connections to Camp Watcha. [00:07:35] There's all these kind of weird connections to Camp Huachuca. [00:07:38] And so that was really a red flag when they freaked out over that way too much. [00:07:43] If it was nothing, why would they care? [00:07:45] And why wouldn't Erica be able to tell us where she was on the 8th and 9th? [00:07:49] So I think there's something to that, Campaign. [00:07:51] I mean, she released photos. [00:07:52] They said they weren't real. [00:07:53] I mean, you can't ever satisfy that. [00:07:55] The metadata didn't match up. [00:07:58] Let's be clear. [00:07:59] Let's be clear. [00:08:00] I'm not involved with TB USA. [00:08:02] I've been in a few of their events spoke. [00:08:03] I'm not being paid. [00:08:04] I didn't bring this up. [00:08:06] I shouldn't even have got into it. [00:08:07] Fine. [00:08:07] Mitch knows God. [00:08:09] 12 colonels. [00:08:10] She was there. [00:08:11] Hell, Eric Kirk pulled the trigger. [00:08:13] She killed him. [00:08:14] I mean, just boom, move on. [00:08:16] Candace Owens is God. [00:08:17] Candace Owens said, you know, ice melts at 30 degrees and it didn't melt. [00:08:22] And her people told me, no, Ice does melt at 30 degrees. [00:08:25] Fine. [00:08:25] Ice melts 30 degrees. [00:08:27] Okay. [00:08:27] No water 32. [00:08:28] Whatever she says, Jimmy, she's God. [00:08:30] Done. [00:08:31] Boom. [00:08:31] Because I'm not the apologist for TB USA. [00:08:34] I'm not involved. [00:08:35] Fine. [00:08:35] They did it. [00:08:35] They killed him. [00:08:36] Boom. [00:08:36] Move on. [00:08:37] Because I'm serious. [00:08:38] They murdered him. [00:08:39] I mean, I just, I don't, I don't, all I know is they've all been lying non-stop, right? [00:08:47] So they've all been lying from the chief of his security team to the pastors surrounding him to his team who are now hosting his show under his name. [00:08:56] They've even gone so far as to say that Charlie would support the war once it started. [00:09:00] I mean, those are the biggest bunch of used car salesmen, liars, and charlatans, you know, self-dealers I've ever seen in my life. [00:09:08] And if you look at Wolves of Finance, he's uncovered all this financial shenanigans that they were doing with their shell companies and sending millions of dollars to a UPS mailbox and calling it a company. [00:09:22] So there's all kinds of stuff that was happening. [00:09:25] Those guys are criminal liars and charlatans, and it's very obvious. [00:09:30] So anyways, it's the deal. [00:09:33] Here's the deal. [00:09:34] Here's the deal. [00:09:34] I didn't like having spend my time while we got ready to World War III and all this focusing on every little minutiae about this. [00:09:44] I got irritated. [00:09:45] Let me tell you, where I burrowed in, Jimmy, into their stories about them, it wasn't accurate. [00:09:50] Of course, I was joking, saying they didn't. [00:09:52] I'm just sick of it. [00:09:53] I moved on. [00:09:53] The people can believe whatever they want. [00:09:56] But here's the thing: this company has a P.O. box. [00:10:00] We don't say where our location is. [00:10:02] Those corporations. [00:10:03] I'm not even defending that, but my point is, is that we hear all this stuff. [00:10:09] And I'm telling you, before you say that stuff, you should run that down because I can't believe how much stuff I run down. [00:10:14] And I couldn't believe that when I tried to say, hey, I ran this down. [00:10:17] It's not right. [00:10:17] I ran this down. [00:10:18] It's not right. [00:10:19] People didn't want to hear it. [00:10:19] So I'm like, hey, you want Barabbas? [00:10:24] You got it. [00:10:24] I wash my hands. [00:10:26] I'm not talking about Candace Owens. [00:10:28] Ice melts at 30 degrees. [00:10:30] It's true. [00:10:31] Anything she says is accurate. [00:10:33] Word of God. [00:10:34] I'm serious. [00:10:34] Like, word of God. [00:10:36] Anything she says, I'm for it. [00:10:37] Done. [00:10:38] For Wachuca. [00:10:39] Mitch Snow's a great guy. [00:10:40] His wife attacked him with a hammer. [00:10:42] I agree with it all. [00:10:44] But you understand. [00:10:44] No, She is God. [00:10:47] I'm serious. [00:10:48] Like, like, like they say, ex-Catherine, the Pope from his throne is the word of God. [00:10:52] No, the word of God is Candace Owens. [00:10:54] I'm done. [00:10:54] I support her. [00:10:55] She's God. [00:10:56] Everything she says is true. [00:10:57] Mitch Snow is like the Archangel Michael. [00:11:02] And his farts are like the truth. [00:11:05] Like, he says it. [00:11:06] I bow. [00:11:07] That's it. [00:11:08] Period. [00:11:08] So you, so, but you, you understand why people, you know, have questions about how it seemed like a story that would be right up your alley and you went the other way. [00:11:17] You understand that. [00:11:18] And that people were, so they're wondering, like, okay, so you got that. [00:11:22] We all feel for you with that BS billion dollar lawsuit that you lost. [00:11:28] And that was horrible. [00:11:30] And so now people are thinking, oh my God, how is he making his money? [00:11:34] And is he being compromised now because he's got that billion-dollar judgment over his head? [00:11:39] And so that's the big question. [00:11:42] I think it would go a long way if you could help people understand what the answers are to those questions. [00:11:47] Well, I mean, obviously, I got a billion and a half dollars for Fort Wachuca. [00:11:51] I pulled the trigger. [00:11:52] No, seriously. [00:11:53] Come on, Charlie. [00:11:54] Come on. [00:11:54] I did it. [00:11:55] I killed him. [00:11:55] Come right back because of how synthetic and fake Erica Kirk looks. [00:12:01] Is it a fact? [00:12:02] And I saw the talking point he put out. [00:12:04] Jones has a billion and a half dollar judgment. [00:12:06] He's only on air because he sold out. [00:12:09] Okay, fine. [00:12:10] That's what it is. [00:12:11] No, I have appeals. [00:12:13] I have been battling them and in huge lawsuits. [00:12:17] And I've been audited and my finances have been published in bankruptcy. [00:12:22] And I drive a modest car and live in a nice house, but modest, and I don't have any money. [00:12:28] And quite frankly, Jimmy, we close. [00:12:30] I haven't really announced this yet. [00:12:31] We close finally. [00:12:33] Funny enough, on tax day, April 15th. [00:12:37] The Texas receiver has finally gotten through our legal stuff, locked our lawyers, is not paying for the power bills, the internet. [00:12:45] So the agreement came through this morning. [00:12:47] They're going to quote, do a wind down and be friendly and let us go to the 15th. [00:12:50] So we're going to close. [00:12:51] So that's our big wachuka money. [00:12:53] So why is Jones still there? [00:12:54] Because I'm fighting. [00:12:55] I'm battling. [00:12:56] The fact that I've survived and been the first guy to really put anti-newal order on the map is the fact that I'm bad. [00:13:02] And then I go look up the Egyptian planes and the information's super inaccurate. [00:13:08] And I say, hey, you're being set up with this. [00:13:10] And she says for months, I'm going to release it. [00:13:11] Courts didn't. [00:13:12] The Mitch Schnow guy, I go look into him. [00:13:14] The guy is like an ultra, super insane con man. [00:13:17] They should make a movie about, like, catch me if you can. [00:13:21] And people are like, oh, you're covering up for this. [00:13:23] I'm like, no, Kash Patel's covering up accomplices. [00:13:26] I believe there's a cover-up. [00:13:27] I'm just simply looking at this and fine. [00:13:30] Like I said, water, ice melts at 30 degrees. [00:13:34] But I said, I saw other people point out she was wrong about that. [00:13:39] They got attacked. [00:13:39] I mentioned I got attacked. [00:13:40] Fine, it melts at 30. [00:13:42] Whatever she says, she can suspend gravity. [00:13:45] Okay. [00:13:45] So, I mean, I didn't bring this up. [00:13:47] In fact, it's like mental illness. [00:13:49] I had to stay away from it. [00:13:50] I just, because I was like, well, let me check this car, these Egyptian planes. [00:13:53] Well, that's not true, not true. [00:13:54] And like, here, here, here, whatever. [00:13:56] And now I'm magically being paid by people. [00:13:59] That's why we're on air. [00:14:00] No, we're in court battles. [00:14:01] Our listeners buy products at thealxstore.com. [00:14:04] That's all a fact, but that doesn't matter because you can just say the innuendo, and you guys are now the good guys, and I'm the bad guy. [00:14:11] So fine. [00:14:12] I was paid directly by, what's her name? Erica Kirk to kill Charlie. [00:14:19] And I did it for Israel under direct orders from Benjamin Netanyahu. [00:14:22] And they paid off my billion and a half dollar debt in the fake Sandy Hook cases. [00:14:27] And everything's fine now, Jimmy. [00:14:28] So I confess there. [00:14:29] You got me. [00:14:30] You're like Harry Mason. [00:14:31] You got me to finally, you know, you can't handle the truth. [00:14:35] And now I admit it. [00:14:36] So is that good? [00:14:38] Am I square with you? [00:14:40] No, Alex, everybody has a lot of affection for you. [00:14:44] But I killed Charlie. [00:14:47] And so I don't think it's crazy for people to have those questions and wonder, and why isn't Alex Jones leading the charge on this cover-up? [00:14:59] That would be right in your wheelhouse, that you would be one of the exposing all the lies and all this stuff. === Confessing the Israel Connection (15:45) === [00:15:04] And yeah, maybe she's wrong about this. [00:15:07] And you know that. [00:15:08] I specifically broke the Kash Patel was covering up accomplices. [00:15:14] Okay. [00:15:14] I mean, we all. [00:15:15] Nobody cares about that. [00:15:16] Okay. [00:15:17] I mean, this is your stance. [00:15:21] I wish you well with it. [00:15:23] But, you know, I think that the key, it's a big deal to find out why Donald Trump's administration is covering up for the assassination of Charlie Kirk. [00:15:32] I didn't think that connects to the Iranian war. [00:15:36] Here's the thing. [00:15:36] You're saying what is, hold on, hold on. [00:15:37] We got to go to break for one minute and join stage. [00:15:39] What is my stance? [00:15:40] I'm only hearing what my stance is. [00:15:41] No, you seem to you're saying that there's a cover-up, but you're kind of, I don't know, being patronizing to Candace Owens' claims. [00:15:56] And maybe she's wrong about one or two. [00:15:59] You know, that's how investigations go. [00:16:01] If you follow a lead, if it doesn't go anywhere, good. [00:16:04] You had to follow it to see if it went to a dead end. [00:16:06] And my first video to her was this Egyptian plane in Vote Ran, it's not accurate. [00:16:12] And I got response back from her surrogates that I'm on the Israeli payroll. [00:16:16] So I'm a little upset about that. [00:16:18] Well, you know, Tucker Carl, I know Tucker Carlson said he could confirm the Egyptian plane. [00:16:24] Quagmire, let's actually go to Charlie Kirk. [00:16:27] I got a clip here of Charlie Kirk talking about how horrible Lindsey Graham is. [00:16:32] It's clip 21 I had on my list today. [00:16:34] And yes, I get it that he was being bullied by the Israel lobby. [00:16:38] He was a moral man. [00:16:40] He was breaking with him. [00:16:41] He called me a few times about a month before he was killed. [00:16:46] He was so nice. [00:16:47] I thought it was sarcastic because he would call me sometimes, but no, a few times a year. [00:16:50] He's like, man, thank you for exposing Epstein. [00:16:52] Thank you for pushing the White House. [00:16:54] We're in there going for full release. [00:16:55] We really appreciate you. [00:16:57] You're just so wonderful, you know, such and such. [00:16:59] We want to get you at our events. [00:17:00] Alex, I'm so proud of you. [00:17:01] Can I pray for you? [00:17:02] You know, I saw you at that one event. [00:17:04] You were drinking too much. [00:17:05] Looks like you lost weight. [00:17:05] You're not drinking. [00:17:06] Oh, God. [00:17:06] Jesus loves you so much. [00:17:07] Not a fake Christian. [00:17:08] I mean, I'm like, God, I'm talking to a preacher. [00:17:10] I mean, yes, sir. [00:17:11] That's great. [00:17:11] Thank you. [00:17:12] And then he called me another time about something else. [00:17:18] But the point was, is that he was, it was me putting pressure on Trump. [00:17:23] He thought that was good. [00:17:24] He said, yeah, keep doing that. [00:17:25] It's having an effect, which I knew. [00:17:28] So definitely they knew he was powerful. [00:17:30] Definitely they knew he wasn't going to support total war with Iran. [00:17:35] And I guess in the calculus, you could say that Israel could be a main suspect in it. [00:17:42] I simply said that up front saying Israel did it when I thought there was other involvement to cover up was jumping the gun. [00:17:51] If we think there's other involvement, let's find out investigation. [00:17:54] Because that's what I do. [00:17:57] Because there's always been this fetish that I work for Israel. [00:18:02] I've not been to Israel. [00:18:03] I have never gotten money from Israel. [00:18:06] I expose Israel and bad things Israel does. [00:18:08] So it's just ridiculous. [00:18:09] But it's just a way to take an OG and say you're better than them to say that. [00:18:13] So that's where that came from. [00:18:14] And then a few things I said, hey, we looked into this. [00:18:16] It's not accurate. [00:18:17] I got attacked. [00:18:18] So then, you know, I kind of got pissed off about that. [00:18:21] And in hindsight, you can't argue with this type of fight, especially when you've got all the anomalies and things. [00:18:29] I get people concerned about the anomalies. [00:18:30] So that's why I haven't talked about it. [00:18:32] I've just moved on. [00:18:33] People can believe whatever they want. [00:18:34] I'm trying to stop World War III. [00:18:36] Does that make sense? [00:18:37] Yeah, if we could stop World War III, that would be a big deal. [00:18:40] Do you have any theories on who actually killed him? [00:18:46] I mean, the Democrats, there is a trans shooter movement, said we're going to kill Charlie Kirk. [00:18:52] They had a song about it in the town. [00:18:54] A bunch of people said he'll be dead tomorrow. [00:18:56] Kash Patel killed investigations into that. [00:19:00] And so I think they're suspects. [00:19:02] I think you could say that you could say if people try to claim internally, TPO say, you know, because he might have been investigating things. [00:19:11] I mean, it's all my point is, I'm glad to investigate. [00:19:14] I was like a witch hunt where we say who's guilty up front. [00:19:18] You could. [00:19:20] Well, they're definitely guilty of covering stuff up. [00:19:23] It's obvious that Kash Patel and the Trump administration is covering. [00:19:26] They're not even investigating stuff. [00:19:28] And TPUSA has been caught in myriad lies. [00:19:32] And you only lie if you're covering something up. [00:19:33] So they're guilty of definitely covering something up. [00:19:36] So I think the focus should definitely be on the people who we know are lying. [00:19:41] Yeah. [00:19:42] So listen, we cover it. [00:19:45] You're here covering it right now. [00:19:47] To me, it gives me a headache because then I have to accept every new crazy thing that, like, oh, Candace is like to Mitch Snow. [00:19:56] Was this person here? [00:19:58] Yes. [00:19:59] Was this person here? [00:20:00] You like, you give it to him, and he's like the oracle. [00:20:03] I just, here's, you know, I have people say it doesn't matter if he's a convicted con man. [00:20:07] It doesn't matter if he lied about the hammer attack. [00:20:08] It doesn't matter. [00:20:09] We've got to believe him. [00:20:10] He was at Wachuca. [00:20:11] No one ever said he wasn't at Wachuca. [00:20:13] I just, I just can't do it. [00:20:14] I just can't. [00:20:14] It's too, I can't like buy into that. [00:20:17] And I'm told, like, you must buy into this. [00:20:20] And I'm, and so I'm like, no, I'm not buying into that. [00:20:21] So I'm bad. [00:20:22] So great. [00:20:22] I'm bad. [00:20:23] I killed him for Israel. [00:20:24] Netanyahu paid me $10 million. [00:20:26] I killed Chonikir. [00:20:27] Just it's case salt. [00:20:29] I mean, that's my only point: I just can't endorse this dude. [00:20:32] I'm like, here he is, hammer attacking, arrested, convicted, not letting her leave of what he said she did in a podcast. [00:20:38] This guy's a liar, and I'm bad. [00:20:40] Fine. [00:20:41] His wife attacked him with a hammer. [00:20:42] She killed him with it. [00:20:43] Fine. [00:20:44] He's God. [00:20:45] I agree. [00:20:45] Mitch Snow's God. [00:20:47] I give up. [00:20:48] You people want to believe it? [00:20:49] Great. [00:20:49] It's all true. [00:20:50] Just move on. [00:20:50] Believe it. [00:20:51] Everything else. [00:20:52] Okay. [00:20:53] I mean, I don't think the investigation hinges on Mitch Snow's testimony. [00:20:57] I just think that. [00:20:58] No, he's God. [00:20:58] No, no. [00:20:59] He's all. [00:20:59] He's good. [00:21:00] He's right. [00:21:00] It's all true. [00:21:01] I'm wrong. [00:21:03] I'm done. [00:21:04] That's it. [00:21:05] I'm just, you know, that's it. [00:21:07] Can't, I can't fix mental illness. [00:21:09] I can't get people to see reality. [00:21:11] It's a separate deal. [00:21:13] Of course, there's a cover-up of Kirk. [00:21:14] I've been saying that with real information. [00:21:17] People don't want real information. [00:21:18] So you don't think that you think there's a possibility that there was military intelligence involved in Charlie Kirk's assassination? [00:21:27] I mean, that could be. [00:21:29] It just doesn't happen with 12 colonels the day before at Fort Wachuca. [00:21:33] Okay. [00:21:34] Okay. [00:21:34] I mean, you know, the maroon t-shirt thing. [00:21:38] I mean, there's, again, there's so many crazy things that happen. [00:21:41] They don't have anybody watching. [00:21:43] The security team doesn't have anybody watching the roofs. [00:21:46] They all get caught lying about what they were doing security-wise, that there was a drone, there isn't a drone. [00:21:51] That's because they're protecting me. [00:21:53] And it's just nuts, right? [00:21:56] And so it just seems like the and so TPUSA killed him. [00:22:01] I agree. [00:22:02] And they hired me to do it. [00:22:04] So just you win. [00:22:05] I mean, this doesn't sound like Alex Jones. [00:22:07] That's what people are saying. [00:22:08] It doesn't sound like it doesn't sound like. [00:22:10] I mean, the TPUSA killed him. [00:22:12] It is Alex Jones. [00:22:13] Okay. [00:22:14] All right, buddy. [00:22:15] I mean, don't you understand? [00:22:16] Like, I'm done with it. [00:22:18] I'm not debating it. [00:22:19] You guys believe whatever you want. [00:22:20] I'm not involved in it. [00:22:21] And you're done with it because, I mean, the biggest assassination in the generation happening live, and the federal government is covering it up, according to you too. [00:22:31] Agree with that. [00:22:32] No one cares. [00:22:33] No, one cares about me breaking the Kash Patel order to cover up accomplices. [00:22:39] Nobody cares about the real stuff I put out. [00:22:41] They just want to talk about, you know, stuff that isn't real. [00:22:45] So I'm just like, enjoy yourselves. [00:22:47] It's like, it's like the only way to not be insane is not engage in it. [00:22:51] Well, yeah. [00:22:52] So you don't have to talk about that stuff. [00:22:53] Why wouldn't you talk about the other stuff? [00:22:55] Why wouldn't you have, I'm sure you have your own suspicions about the case. [00:22:58] Anyway, I really don't want to get into a back and forth. [00:23:01] You don't want to talk about. [00:23:02] Well, no, no, here's the back and forth. [00:23:04] I see every day without even looking, Alex Jones won't talk about the USS Liberty. [00:23:08] Alex Jones won't talk about the private Federal Reserve. [00:23:11] What are they talking about? [00:23:12] I make films talk about it all the time. [00:23:14] So it's this weird thing. [00:23:16] I know you talk about that stuff. [00:23:17] I mean, this information you gave on 9-11 was unbelievable. [00:23:22] I mean, that's the whole thing. [00:23:25] You've been on a lot of stuff. [00:23:26] And so that's why people have questions. [00:23:28] Anyway, I just, I don't, you, you don't, you can, you know, I've said this about a lot of people. [00:23:32] You can cover what you want to cover. [00:23:34] You don't, you can't cover everything. [00:23:36] And, but it's just people would wish that you would follow through in a big way on your suspicions and help everybody crack the case on who actually killed Charlie. [00:23:45] That's all. [00:23:45] That's all. [00:23:46] Well, I mean, cracking the case isn't, you know, giving hundreds of thousands of dollars in a GoFundMe to a known supercon. [00:23:54] I mean, okay, okay. [00:23:55] I mean, I wouldn't make that the focus, but. [00:23:58] Well, they did, though. [00:23:59] They said, hang your hat on the Egyptian planes. [00:24:04] Hang your hat on Mitch Snow. [00:24:05] I went and spent a lot of time and said, this is bullshit. [00:24:10] And then I'm involved. [00:24:13] No, I'm not. [00:24:14] And it's mental illness. [00:24:17] So I'm like, listen, you guys knock yourselves out with your investigations and you do it all day long. [00:24:22] I've already said I think there was accomplices. [00:24:24] I don't believe the official story. [00:24:26] And I think Kash Patel's covering up, just like the Butler shooting and everything else and the war and the whole deal. [00:24:33] And I'm against it. [00:24:34] And I think we're being lied to. [00:24:35] And then I just go off stuff I can prove. [00:24:37] That's it. [00:24:38] Not to kick a dead horse, but I just think that, you know, I've saw Noam Chomsky. [00:24:42] He was asked, hey, who killed JFK? [00:24:44] And he tried to dismiss it, saying that it doesn't matter. [00:24:47] People get murdered. [00:24:48] A lot of people get killed. [00:24:48] Who cares? [00:24:49] It doesn't matter if someone killed. [00:24:50] It doesn't matter if it was a foreign country. [00:24:52] It doesn't matter, which to me sounded like a deep state talking point. [00:24:55] And so I just think that if you dismiss that, that's what it sounds like. [00:25:00] No, you're not listening. [00:25:01] You're not listening. [00:25:02] That's a straw man. [00:25:03] Okay. [00:25:03] Well, I've said probably 10 times the last 30 minutes that I believe there's a cover-up. [00:25:08] I know that I would talk to people that were in the meetings. [00:25:10] But it is important in the cabinet. [00:25:12] And they ordered a cover-up of accomplices. [00:25:15] Then I go run down leads. [00:25:17] And when I say this isn't accurate, that's not accurate. [00:25:19] It's to help everyone so we cover the accurate stuff. [00:25:22] Then I get accused of being involved in a cover-up. [00:25:24] Does that make sense? [00:25:25] Yeah, okay. [00:25:26] Yeah. [00:25:26] I mean, I just, I think it's important that we find out if a foreign country was involved, not only with JFK's assassination, but with Charlie Kirk's, because Charlie Kirk was credited with stopping Trump starting this war last June. [00:25:39] Yeah, but Dumb Chomsky, the Epstein acolyte that loves the island and can't wait to get back there, tell me. [00:25:45] I've always said investigate and there's a cover-up. [00:25:47] Okay. [00:25:48] So I never said why we don't care about Epstein. [00:25:50] We don't care. [00:25:51] I mean, or we don't care. [00:25:52] Like, oh, we don't, Epstein acts alone. [00:25:55] Oh, Crooks acted alone. [00:25:56] Oh, the Kirk killer acts alone. [00:25:58] No, I've been saying I'm the first to say there is a cover-up. [00:26:02] Okay. [00:26:03] All right. [00:26:03] Well, I am just, I am not going to say that, you know, things that aren't true. [00:26:08] I'm not going to say that ice. [00:26:09] Ice melts 30 degrees. [00:26:11] I think it's okay to disagree with people. [00:26:13] I think that's healthy. [00:26:14] I think we should disagree. [00:26:16] And that's all I did. [00:26:17] And I get people were so mad about the obvious cover-up with DPUSA and the Viasco that anyone then asking any. [00:26:25] My point is, just because people are doing bad and just because there's a cover-up doesn't mean that we have to go crazy in a mob and lynch people. [00:26:33] You understand the difference? [00:26:34] Yes. [00:26:34] I think the most important thing now is to stop World War III. [00:26:39] I hope someone smarter than me with more influence than me can do a protest. [00:26:44] I think that's the only thing that could really, honest to God, this is the Western civilization. [00:26:47] This is the whole world almost. [00:26:49] That's definitely our economy is going to, because the petrol dollar is going away because of this, right? [00:26:54] And so if we don't have the petrol dollar, our currency completely gets devalued, which wipes out people's retirements, wipes out their Trump is deliberately, or whether he knows it or not, wrecking our economy. [00:27:05] And I think he finally figured it out, which is why he's put the brakes on. [00:27:08] But let's play that Charlie Kirk clip I wanted to talk about earlier. [00:27:10] Because talking to you, I've moved off of the Owens thing because I did so much investigation, it gave me a headache. [00:27:15] And then I got mad I did it. [00:27:16] And I was mainly just pissed that I was actually investigating, you know, a bunch of rabbit holes that weren't real. [00:27:22] And I figured it out. [00:27:24] And then I tried to say it's a rabbit hole. [00:27:25] People got mad. [00:27:25] So I just got pissed. [00:27:26] So I want to go with what's real. [00:27:30] What we do know is that since you said this, but I've just moved on from it. [00:27:35] I can play the clips. [00:27:36] And nobody picked up on this but me. [00:27:37] I guess a few did. [00:27:39] You now have Netanyahu and other Israeli firsters and Mark Levin saying, you think you'll beat us, we'll take you out, we'll get you. [00:27:48] They have made physical threats in their eight-front war saying, we'll take this all the way. [00:27:55] So I didn't want to say Israel was the main suspect. [00:27:58] But a few months ago, when they made all those threats, I did videos saying, no, I think Israel could be a suspect now because of these statements, the eight-front war. [00:28:06] And I learned more about what Charlie was saying. [00:28:08] Sorry, I wasn't super following Charlie Kirk. [00:28:11] That I started saying, no, this is real. [00:28:13] But then they didn't care. [00:28:14] They went, oh, you're trying to salvage yourself, Mossaud agent. [00:28:18] No, I don't know. [00:28:19] People all the time call and say, why aren't you covering this? [00:28:21] I didn't know about it. [00:28:22] You know, I'm not omnipresent. [00:28:24] And so, remember the clips like all the Jewish lobby like threatening people? [00:28:29] You better watch it. [00:28:30] We'll get you. [00:28:30] We'll take you out. [00:28:31] When I saw that, I did reports. [00:28:34] That's when I was finally done. [00:28:35] And I said, okay, maybe Israel did kill Kirk. [00:28:38] The Owens people attacked me more at that point. [00:28:40] I was like, okay, I'm done. [00:28:42] Like, I'm just like, this is cuckoo town. [00:28:44] Does that make sense? [00:28:45] Sure, sure. [00:28:46] Yeah. [00:28:46] Nobody likes to be attacked. [00:28:47] And I get it. [00:28:49] Well, it's not that. [00:28:50] It's like I'll be attacked for something like, I don't want to go to war with Iran. [00:28:54] Trump's wrong. [00:28:55] It's clear-cut. [00:28:56] But when it's this weird, like, fever dream thing, you know what I mean? [00:29:00] By both sides. [00:29:02] Does that make sense? [00:29:03] Yeah, let's can we watch that Kirk clip about Lindsey Graham? [00:29:08] I love that clip. [00:29:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:29:09] Here's the clip. [00:29:10] Here's the clip. [00:29:11] Let's do some updates about Israel and Iran and potentially the United States. [00:29:16] On one side is the Lindsey Graham, John Bolton types, where they are actively calling for regime change. [00:29:23] Here is Lindsey Graham. [00:29:25] This is just lunacy. [00:29:28] This kind of analysis is not helpful. [00:29:31] This kind of approach, this kind of argument, it says nothing new with nuclear weapons at this point. [00:29:37] This is now that we want to go all in and take out the regime. [00:29:43] It's time for us to close the chapter on the Iranian Ayatollah and his henchmen and start a new chapter in the Middle East. [00:29:53] That sounds good, doesn't it? [00:29:55] But what have we learned when it comes to wars and especially wars in the Middle East? [00:29:59] What you draw up on a whiteboard rarely happens. [00:30:05] What you think theoretically is going to occur, there might be unintended and unforeseen consequences, especially when you're talking about a country two and a half times the size of Texas. [00:30:20] It has 90 million people and was an ancient and great power with well over a dozen ethnic groups. [00:30:27] You have underground Christians. [00:30:30] You don't really have many Jews left in Persia. [00:30:33] But also you have secular younger Persians. [00:30:35] Who's going to run the country exactly, Lindsey Graham? [00:30:37] This sounds like Hillary Rodham Clinton in Libya. [00:30:41] So I'm pointing to the first extreme right now, the neoconservative extreme. [00:30:46] We must go take off the head of the snake right now. === Jared Kushner and Iran Strategy (16:22) === [00:30:49] Play cut 285. [00:30:51] Be all in President Trump in helping Israel eliminate the nuclear threat. [00:30:56] If we need to provide bombs to Israel, provide bombs. [00:30:59] If we need to fly planes with Israel, do joint operations. [00:31:03] But here's the bigger question: Wouldn't the world be better off if the Ayatollahs went away and replaced by something better? [00:31:09] Wouldn't Iran be better off? [00:31:11] It's time to close the chapter on the Iranian Ayatollah and his henchmen. [00:31:14] I'm going to stop there. [00:31:15] He goes on for like five more minutes, just destroying them. [00:31:18] So, yeah, that would give them a motive. [00:31:20] And now the Israel lobby said, we'll take you out. [00:31:23] You conservatives, you think you'll survive us? [00:31:25] We'll take you out, said Mark Levin. [00:31:27] So, yeah, okay. [00:31:28] There you go. [00:31:29] My point was, is that I had to wait to see all that to understand it. [00:31:34] So I'll, you know, understand and say that I think people that think that have a reasonable view, Jimmy Dorn. [00:31:41] Yeah, it's reasonable. [00:31:42] It's most likely. [00:31:43] There's no doubt. [00:31:44] I mean, it's their MO. [00:31:46] They're the king of false flags, Israel. [00:31:48] They're the king of assassinations. [00:31:51] And so it just makes sense. [00:31:52] And they have Netanyahu come out and deny that they were involved in it twice. [00:31:56] It sounds like Methinks now protests too much. [00:31:58] It was obvious they were protesting too much. [00:32:01] So I think there's a direct connection. [00:32:06] Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show: you become a premium member. [00:32:11] We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week, and it's a great way to help support the show. [00:32:19] You can do it by going to jimmydork.com, clicking on join premium. [00:32:23] It's the most affordable premium program in the business, and it's a great way to help put your thumb back in the eye of the bastards. [00:32:30] Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member. [00:32:32] And if you haven't, you're missing out. [00:32:33] We give you lots of bonus content. [00:32:35] Thanks for your support. [00:32:40] So here's what's trending right now on Twitter. [00:32:44] In a 2022 interview with Tucker Carlson, Kanye West, now called Ye, dismissed Garrett Kushner's Abraham Accords as money-driven. [00:32:54] That's the accords between making friends with Saudi Arabia and Israel. [00:32:58] He said it was money-driven and suggested Kushner and his brother held Trump back like handlers. [00:33:04] The clips resurfaced this week after Trump credited Kushner and others for advising the February 28th, 2026 strikes on Iran's nuclear sites, which he called preemptive. [00:33:14] So Trump said he did that on the advice of Kushner and Witkoff. [00:33:20] Some now see Kanye West's views as spot on, while others question his take on Middle East affairs, spotlighting debates over family roles in Trump's foreign policy. [00:33:28] So let's watch this. [00:33:29] Let's watch that video that everybody's talking about. [00:33:32] Let's watch this. [00:33:33] Okay, here we go. [00:33:35] Sitting with Jared and sitting with Josh and finding out other pieces of information, I was like, wow, these guys might have really been holding Trump back and being very much a handler right then. [00:33:49] They love to just look at me or look at Trump like we're so crazy and that they're the businessmen. [00:33:56] So when I think about all of these things that Jared, you know, somehow doesn't get enough credit for with his work. [00:34:05] And what is it? [00:34:06] His work in Israel or his work in Palestine? [00:34:09] What is this? [00:34:10] You know where he made these peace treaties? [00:34:13] Where was that? [00:34:13] Do you know the facts on this right here? [00:34:14] So I'm like, well, I think that was between Israel and some of the Arab nations. [00:34:19] I just think it was to make money. [00:34:22] I don't know. [00:34:23] Is that too heavy-handed to put on this platform? [00:34:25] No, that's your opinion. [00:34:27] We're not in a censorship business. [00:34:29] Okay, thank you. [00:34:31] And a couple days later, I found out that Josh Kushner had 10% of skims, which is a line that I had developed. [00:34:43] Here is an example of how the Jewish people have their hand on every single business that controls the world. [00:34:53] And everybody knows that funk fact. [00:34:55] Have you ever seen the movie Lego movie where the guy realizes everything is the same company? [00:35:00] That's what's happening, by the way. [00:35:02] We can't be mad at him. [00:35:04] And you can't call me anti-Semitic for calling it out. [00:35:10] So let's see. [00:35:11] Let's see if this is a little different. [00:35:13] You know, somehow doesn't get enough credit for his work. [00:35:18] And what is it? [00:35:19] His work in Israel or his work in Palestine? [00:35:22] What is this? [00:35:23] You know where he made these peace treaties? [00:35:26] Where was that? [00:35:26] Do you know the facts on this right here? [00:35:28] So I'm like. [00:35:28] Well, I think that was between Israel and some of the Arab nations. [00:35:32] I just think it was to make money. [00:35:35] I don't know. [00:35:36] Is that too heavy-handed to put on this platform? [00:35:38] No, that's your opinion. [00:35:40] We're not in the censorship business. [00:35:42] Okay, thank you. [00:35:44] And I just think that that's what they're about is making money. [00:35:49] I don't think that they have the ability to make anything on their own. [00:35:52] I think they were born into money. [00:35:55] And for me, it's a maverick and a talent and a person that's been so crazy and that they're the businessmen. [00:36:02] So, yeah, I mean, so I don't know what the Kanye West claims Jared Kushner is a handler for Trump paid by Israel. [00:36:15] I don't hear him saying that. [00:36:15] Do you hear him saying that? [00:36:16] I haven't heard that. [00:36:17] I don't hear him saying that. [00:36:18] What does he say here? [00:36:19] This is three minutes. [00:36:20] Let's hear. [00:36:22] And then after talking to them and really sitting with Jared and sitting with Josh and finding out other pieces of information, I was like, wow, these guys might have really been holding Trump back and being very much a handler right then. [00:36:39] They love to just look at me or look at Trump like we're so crazy and that they're the businessmen. [00:36:46] So when I think about all of these things that Jared, you know, somehow doesn't get enough credit for with his work. [00:36:55] And what is it, his work in Israel or his work in Palestine? [00:36:59] What is this? [00:37:00] You know where he made these peace treaties? [00:37:02] Where was that? [00:37:03] Do you know the facts on this right here? [00:37:04] So I'm like. [00:37:05] Well, I think that was between Israel and some of the Arab nations. [00:37:09] I just think it was to make money. [00:37:12] I don't know. [00:37:13] Is that too heavy-handed to put in this platform? [00:37:15] No, that's your opinion. [00:37:17] We're not in the censorship business. [00:37:19] In my opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and Pete and others were telling me, Marco, so involved, that I thought that they were going to attack us. [00:37:29] I thought they would, if we didn't do this at the time we did it, I think they had in mind to attack us. [00:37:34] No, you think the presidents make decisions in vacuums? [00:37:39] No, we're in the age of information. [00:37:42] We act on information. [00:37:44] And those who control information are the ones in power, people. [00:37:51] Especially if you are covert and you can say, Mr. President, you don't have a need to know. [00:37:56] It's a legal response if the president wants to know if we have aliens. [00:38:01] So what he's so what Kanye's saying is that these guys are motivated by making money and they're telling Trump and they're actually working for Israel. [00:38:14] That's what I get from what he said anyway. [00:38:18] And that they were feeding Trump wrong information so that Trump would do. [00:38:25] So that and saying that Jared Kushner is actually on behalf of Benjamin Netanyahu and Israel is handling Trump. [00:38:36] And it's like, oh, don't worry, we'll get him to attack Iran. [00:38:39] We're going to tell him this. [00:38:40] We'll tell him that they're going to attack us. [00:38:44] Well, don't worry. [00:38:45] That's this. [00:38:46] And remember that Lindsey Graham was going to Israel to try to tell Benjamin Netanyahu, hey, this is how you get Trump to do what you want. [00:38:58] And so he's trying to give him inside. [00:39:00] This is what you do. [00:39:01] This is how you get Trump to attack Iran. [00:39:03] And so why wouldn't Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff be doing the same thing? [00:39:08] And Marco Rubio, because again, they're all in the tank for Zionists. [00:39:14] And so what, so, wow, so now there is something to what Kanye was saying, that Jared Kushner looks like his handler, that he's giving him wrong information on purpose at the behest of Israel. [00:39:28] Certainly looks that way. [00:39:30] Certainly looks that way. [00:39:32] And I think that is the this guy is the He was that is that that tech guy who uh died mysteriously. [00:39:42] Um, so he let's let's watch a little bit more. [00:39:47] You don't have a need to know, my friend. [00:39:49] You're a transient, you're here for four years, you're gone. [00:39:52] We are lifetime employees of the U.S. government, we know what's best. [00:39:56] Now, you think you can't control someone? [00:39:58] You can control them by giving them selective information or by giving them outright lies. [00:40:06] Look at the second Gulf War, people. [00:40:08] The CIA did not want Saddam gaining power in the region, and he did, and it alarmed them. [00:40:14] And they finally decided we're going to bomb Iraq into the Stone Age. [00:40:19] Harry, you and Sam, you know, the president, go tell him that they got nuclear weapons or something. [00:40:25] Make something up, but make the bombing happen tomorrow. [00:40:28] Are we clear? [00:40:30] President didn't make that decision, CIA made that decision. [00:40:34] You heard the president say, Mr. President, Iraq has nuclear weapons, and as we told you, they have ballistic missiles capable of destroying England. [00:40:43] Imagine London. [00:40:45] So, I get so we get what he's saying. [00:40:47] Is that that McCauley? [00:40:48] Who is that guy? [00:40:50] Um, but anyway, uh, I get what his point is. [00:40:54] His point is that, you know, the president only knows what people tell him. [00:40:58] And when those guys who are, you know, in the tank and working for Israel tell him something, he doesn't know that. [00:41:04] He thinks they're being honest with them. [00:41:06] And Kanye West is saying, no, Jared Kushner and his brother are actually handlers and they're handling Trump. [00:41:15] Seems like it. [00:41:17] Certainly seems like it. [00:41:19] I would be so interesting to interview Trump like in five years or on his deathbed or something and say, what did you do? [00:41:27] Do you think they were all lying to you now? [00:41:29] Were you being told lies about the war, the Iran war? [00:41:32] Were they telling you it was going to be over quick? [00:41:34] We're going to decapitate, decapitate Iran. [00:41:36] We're going to kill the Ayatollah and they're going to roll over for us. [00:41:40] It's going to be just like Venezuela. [00:41:42] It's going to be easy. [00:41:43] Don't worry. [00:41:43] Is that what happened? [00:41:44] I would love to know if that's what Trump says. [00:41:46] Yeah, that's what I was misled. [00:41:48] Just like this guy's saying, they were giving me wrong information and I didn't know. [00:41:52] And I didn't know Iran was not going to attack us. [00:41:55] They said Iran was going to attack us. [00:41:57] I didn't know they weren't. [00:41:58] I didn't know that Iran had actually agreed to get rid of their nuclear material, their uranium. [00:42:06] I didn't know this. [00:42:08] So, because the negotiator from Oman said that, oh, no, Iran has already agreed to give up their nuclear material. [00:42:16] Don't worry about it. [00:42:17] They bombed him anyway. [00:42:18] And so maybe Trump was never given that information. [00:42:22] Also, maybe Trump was given wrong information by Jared Kushner. [00:42:26] I think Kanye's probably onto something. [00:42:27] I think he's onto something. [00:42:29] I think he's certainly onto something. [00:42:30] And that Trump has been given wrong information by his handler from Israel, working on behalf of Israel, Jared Kushner. [00:42:38] Sounds like it. [00:42:39] I think he's okay with it too, honestly. [00:42:41] I do. [00:42:41] Yeah, I think Trump will. [00:42:42] I think he prefers not to be informed. [00:42:45] Lie to me. [00:42:46] Tell me a lie that gives me plausible deniability of why I did this war for Israel. [00:42:51] I mean, he's been asked several times about the young girls' school that was bombed. [00:42:55] And his response is, I don't have information on that. [00:42:58] Yeah. [00:42:58] Oh, you don't? [00:42:59] You don't know that the U.S. bombed this girl's school. [00:43:02] You don't know that. [00:43:03] No information on it. [00:43:05] I think he prefers not to know. [00:43:07] And also, you know, Jimmy, I think, you know, we talk about honeypots. [00:43:12] I think Jared Kushner is a honeypot with the Trumps. [00:43:15] He met his daughter when they were 25 years old. [00:43:18] Oh, that's what I think. [00:43:20] I think it was. [00:43:20] Well, he's a Shabbat Lovetts guy, right? [00:43:22] Isn't that what we were told yesterday on the show by Professor Jang? [00:43:27] Weren't we told that he's a Shabbad Lovovitz guy? [00:43:30] I think we were told that. [00:43:31] I think so. [00:43:31] And I know that she converted. [00:43:33] They broke up briefly due to religious differences, and then she converted to Orthodox Judaism. [00:43:40] Oh, wow. [00:43:41] Okay. [00:43:44] Pete Hegseth. [00:43:47] There is no bigger blowhard, liar, delusional maniac than Pete Hegseth. [00:43:55] He's not in charge, to be clear. [00:43:57] Obviously, he's a puppet of some old Luttnick-aged person from a certain Middle Eastern country, maybe Qatar. [00:44:04] We don't know, but he's obviously not in charge. [00:44:06] He's just there to clumsily give these speeches. [00:44:09] So he gave this speech. [00:44:11] Great job, by the way. [00:44:13] What's that? [00:44:14] Great job. [00:44:15] I saw it and I was so impressed. [00:44:16] So I'm just going to give you a clip of this speech he gave, I think, today. [00:44:19] Let's listen to it. [00:44:21] Iran's leadership is in no better shape. [00:44:24] Desperate and hiding, they've gone underground, cowering. [00:44:28] Okay, now we know the exact opposite happened because the Ayatollah that they did kill, he refused to go to a bunker. [00:44:36] He refused to go and hide. [00:44:39] He stayed out in the open like the rest of his population, and that's why he's dead. [00:44:43] Unlike Netanyahu, the coward. [00:44:45] Unlike Netanyahu, who's constantly flying around on airplanes, he won't go to Israel. [00:44:49] He's going to Germany. [00:44:50] He's going to Cyprus. [00:44:51] He's going everywhere else but Israel. [00:44:53] And he's on a plane all the time, so he can't get killed. [00:44:56] Okay, just to let you know. [00:44:57] So here we go. [00:44:58] Iran's leadership is in no better shape. [00:45:02] Desperate and hiding, they've gone underground, cowering. [00:45:06] That's what rats do. [00:45:08] That's what rats do. [00:45:09] We know the new so-called not-so-supreme leader is wounded and likely disfigured. [00:45:16] He put out a statement yesterday, a weak one, actually, but there was no voice and there was no video. [00:45:24] It was a written statement. [00:45:26] He called for unity. [00:45:28] Apparently, killing tens of thousands of protesters is his kind of unity. [00:45:33] Iran has plenty of cameras and plenty of voice recorders. [00:45:36] Why a written statement? [00:45:38] I think you know why. [00:45:40] His father, dead. [00:45:42] He's scared. [00:45:43] He's injured. [00:45:44] He's on the run and he lacks legitimacy. [00:45:46] It's a mess for them. [00:45:48] Who's in charge? [00:45:50] Iran may not even know. [00:45:53] Okay. [00:45:54] Okay. [00:45:55] Are we going to be there for a long time, though? [00:45:57] I thought it was almost over, and Trump said we won. [00:45:59] So here is Iran's Ali Larajani responds to Pete Hegseth, who said, Iran's leaders are hiding. [00:46:09] Our leaders are among the people. [00:46:10] So where is your leader? [00:46:12] On Epstein's Island? [00:46:14] Bam. [00:46:15] Jackson Eagle tweets out breaking U.S. State Department is offering $10 million for anyone who provides information on Mohaba Khomeini and Ali Lajani. [00:46:26] Meanwhile, Lajani are walking in the streets of Tehran today. [00:46:31] So Pete Hegseth's betting you're not going to look into absolutely anything, which a lot of people will not. [00:46:37] So here is someone put this together side by side. [00:46:42] This is Pete Hegseth saying his stupidity, and then here they are out in the streets. [00:46:46] Iran's leadership? [00:46:47] That's Iran's president right now. [00:46:50] Desperate and hiding, they've gone underground, cowering. [00:46:54] That's what rats do. [00:46:57] We know the new so-called not-so-supreme leader is wounded and likely disfigured. [00:47:04] He put out a statement yesterday, a weak one, actually, but there was no voice and there was no video. === Corrupted Leaders and Foreign Wars (06:27) === [00:47:11] It was a written statement. [00:47:13] He called for unity. [00:47:15] Apparently, killing tens of thousands of protesters is his kind of unity. [00:47:20] Iran has plenty of cameras and plenty of voice recorders. [00:47:23] Why a written statement? [00:47:26] I think you know why. [00:47:28] His father, dead. [00:47:30] He's scared. [00:47:31] He's injured. [00:47:32] He's on the run and he lacks legitimacy. [00:47:34] It's a mess for them. [00:47:36] Who's in charge? [00:47:37] Iran may not even know. [00:47:40] I think it's going to be this guy. [00:47:43] Please, Iran, Israel needs democracy. [00:47:45] Please free them from this horrible regime. [00:47:48] They're yearning for regime change, and only your hypersonic missiles can help the Israelis. [00:47:53] They need it more than ever. [00:47:54] Thank you. [00:47:55] A Lieutenant Colonel from Iran, a spokesman for Khatem el-Arabia's headquarters, the Iranian army. [00:48:05] A reminder to the corrupted Epstein Island man. [00:48:08] So here's what he says. [00:48:09] Let's listen. [00:48:10] A reminder to the corrupted island man. [00:48:12] The ground and the map of the war is in our hands. [00:48:16] This will continue. [00:48:18] So the United States wants to cease fire. [00:48:20] Iran isn't giving it to them. [00:48:23] So Pete Hegstaff has to go out and he has to talk like a badass, even though we're getting our asses handed to us handily. [00:48:30] They've shut down the Straighter Vormuz. [00:48:32] They've wiped out our military bases in the Gulf states. [00:48:36] And now the whole world economy is upside down and our stock market's about to crash. [00:48:43] And Pete Hegseff, no matter how much bluster you give, no one's believing it. [00:48:48] But Jimmy, it's short-term pain for long-term gain. [00:48:50] Short-term pain for long-term gain. [00:48:51] Short-term pain for long-term gain. [00:48:55] And so what this guy is saying is he's calling Donald Trump the island man. [00:49:02] Brutal. [00:49:03] I mean, they're never going to stop using that. [00:49:04] The bullshit of America pretending to be in charge. [00:49:07] And now we know our leaders are pedocannibals. [00:49:10] I can't say nothing against Iran. [00:49:11] Hey, did the Ayatollah eat any kids that we know of? [00:49:14] Oh, no. [00:49:14] Well, I guess we're the shitty country. [00:49:16] A reminder to the corrupted island man. [00:49:19] That's what he says here. [00:49:20] The ground and the map of the war is in our hands. [00:49:24] This will continue. [00:49:26] You know, when they were asked, hey, what about if the United States puts boots on the grounds and sends troops into Iran? [00:49:33] You know what they said? [00:49:34] We've been waiting for them. [00:49:37] We've been waiting for them. [00:49:39] They probably got a lot of pent-up anger of all the evil shit America did to them over the years. [00:49:43] They only have the Ayatollah because of scumbag America, by the way. [00:49:47] I think it's a good thing. [00:49:48] They didn't like him, but now they love him because the guy's better than Winston Churchill in the street. [00:49:53] Oh, we got their 86-year-old leader. [00:49:55] Yay! [00:49:56] I'm sure that'll make Iran love Israel now. [00:50:01] I forgot I was going to say no. [00:50:02] Shit. [00:50:03] Sorry. [00:50:04] Anyway, let's listen to him again. [00:50:07] A reminder to the corrupted island man. [00:50:09] The ground and the map of the war is in our hands. [00:50:13] This will continue. [00:50:16] So this will continue. [00:50:18] They don't want. [00:50:20] They are not going to stop until the United States is out of the Gulf. [00:50:24] And if the United States doesn't leave the Gulf, they're going to wipe out the Gulf, meaning they're going to wipe out Saudi Arabia. [00:50:30] They're going to wipe out Qatar. [00:50:31] They're going to wipe out Bahrain. [00:50:34] They're going to wipe out the OAE. [00:50:37] They're going to wipe out everybody, Kuwait. [00:50:41] They have the ability to do that. [00:50:42] They can take out everybody's desalinization plants. [00:50:45] They can take out everybody's power plants. [00:50:47] So then they have no water and they have no power, which is an immediate humanitarian crisis. [00:50:54] And Iran can do this and wipe out the whole, and then you're going to. [00:50:59] You're nukes. [00:50:59] They don't need a nukes. [00:51:00] And they don't need nukes to do this. [00:51:02] And you're going to see refugees that you've never seen before. [00:51:06] Donald Trump guards China's oil for them because they made the insurance rates go up when they blew up all our bases. [00:51:13] So now we've got to protect our bad enemy, China's oil, for them. [00:51:18] So yeah, no, no need for nukes. [00:51:20] You can use the weapons they use, which are balsa wood drones that go right through the Iron Dome. [00:51:26] And don't stop Iran until Israel's free. [00:51:30] They need a lot of democracy right now. [00:51:32] They haven't had a constitution for 70 years. [00:51:34] It's time for someone to step in and bring freedom to Israel. [00:51:38] Please do it, Iran. [00:51:39] Here is so this. [00:51:46] Yeah, we unified them more than ever, by the way. [00:51:48] That's us that did that. [00:51:49] Geniuses. [00:51:51] A country unified cannot be defeated. [00:51:53] So they're unified. [00:51:55] There he is. [00:51:56] There he is walking through the streets. [00:52:04] They're more popular. [00:52:06] They're more popular than ever. [00:52:08] They're more popular. [00:52:09] Here's another one. [00:52:09] Hey, Mr. Hegseth. [00:52:11] This is the guy he's talking about. [00:52:13] Mr. Hegseth, our leaders have been and still are among the people, but your leaders on Epstein's Island, bam. [00:52:20] They're dunking on Hegseth right now. [00:52:24] They're doing. [00:52:25] The Epstein Island jab, you can't get past that. [00:52:29] Every one of these supposed bad dictators is going to bring up how our leaders are cannibal PDF files every time now, and they should, and they're right to do it. [00:52:37] And just remember what Donald Trump. [00:52:39] I just want to remind people every time I cover the war, I just want to remind them of how many times Donald Trump said doing something like this was stupid and counterproductive, and he promised to end this. [00:52:51] He said, look at how opposite. [00:52:52] This is the United States has spent $8 trillion fighting and policing in the Middle East. [00:52:57] Thousands of our great soldiers have died or been badly wounded. [00:53:00] Millions of people have died on the other side. [00:53:02] Going into the Middle East is the worst decision ever made. [00:53:06] Wow. [00:53:06] Can you imagine Trump is under control? [00:53:09] Can you imagine tweeting that and then doing that when you became president? [00:53:13] He was president. [00:53:15] He was president when he tweeted that the first time in 2019. [00:53:18] That was October 2019, right before he was going to lose the election. [00:53:22] He tweeted that. [00:53:23] And he's doing this. [00:53:24] He did the same thing to win the election this time. [00:53:26] He did the same thing, pretending he was a non-interventionist, pretending he was going to end our involvement in foreign wars, pretending he was going to invest that money back. [00:53:35] So that's his fake campaigning. === Leo's Nominations and War Critique (05:36) === [00:53:39] Yeah. [00:53:40] Isn't it ironic that the CIA has set up fake presidencies all over the world? [00:53:44] Greece being a major example where the CIA was actually running Greece. [00:53:48] That was the shadow government of Greece. [00:53:50] Well, who knew that Israel was our shadow government? [00:53:53] Yep. [00:53:54] And it is. [00:53:55] And this statement alone should show you that. [00:53:57] There's no way you say this. [00:53:59] If I had said this, there is no way I could then turn around and be like, no, it's great. [00:54:04] Iran's going to work out. [00:54:05] there's no way i could unify with sam harris after i said something like this this accurate hey this is jimmy Who's this? [00:54:18] Whoa, this is Er Pacino. [00:54:20] Ah, legendary actor, friend of the show, Al Pacino. [00:54:23] Nice to hear from you, Al. [00:54:24] But I must say, with all that's going on right now, I'm not really sure why we're getting a phone call from El Pacino. [00:54:31] It is outside. [00:54:35] Oh, yeah, fine. [00:54:36] Hearing that one thing is always a good reason. [00:54:38] But other than that, I mean, what is this about? [00:54:42] Jimmy, it's that time of year again. [00:54:46] The Academy Awards are on the damn TV. [00:54:51] Oh, that's right. [00:54:52] The Oscars are coming up, and you always call it and give us your picks, right? [00:54:56] The Academy Awards. [00:54:58] Yeah. [00:54:59] I know I don't give picks. [00:55:01] As usual, I haven't seen any of these fucking pictures. [00:55:04] I just call and talk shit about them. [00:55:06] It's an annual tradition. [00:55:08] Okay, well, let's get into it then. [00:55:11] I like that, Pip. [00:55:14] Every year, my favorite to win Best Picture is the movie I like saying the most. [00:55:19] And this year, one clear winner stands heads and shoulders above the rest. [00:55:23] Which one is that? [00:55:24] Bougonia. [00:55:28] Bougonia? [00:55:29] Bugonia. [00:55:32] And what is Bougonia about? [00:55:34] I ain't got no idea. [00:55:36] I haven't seen it. [00:55:37] Basically, the kid from Friday Night Light kidnaps Emma Stone, who is some famous lady, and she shaves a head. [00:55:44] Beyond that, it's anybody's guess. [00:55:46] Bugonia! [00:55:48] All right, what else? [00:55:50] One battle after another, which is not about the pathroom schedule, believe it or not. [00:55:57] This one has Leo DiCaprio and a ponytail, a black lady named Jungle Pussy, and a secret white supremacist organization, and Sean Penn with a stupid fucking haircut. [00:56:09] I give it five stars, just on that alone. [00:56:12] On the other hand, you got Marty Supreme. [00:56:16] Marty Supreme. [00:56:17] Marty fucking Supreme. [00:56:20] Which is not about Martin Scorsese, I come to find out. [00:56:23] It stars Timothy Chalamay, that little skinny fuck that no one likes, playing a cocky table tennis player. [00:56:31] And that's it, Jimmy. [00:56:32] Ping pong. [00:56:33] This movie is about ping-pong. [00:56:37] No thanks. [00:56:38] No, thank you indeed. [00:56:40] I'd rather see a miniature golf bio pick. [00:56:45] Any picks for best actor? [00:56:48] Well, Leo is nominated for one fucking thing after another, whatever I just said. [00:56:53] This would be his first Academy Award. [00:56:56] And I'm rooting for him because if he wins, he might finally get laid after all these years. [00:57:01] Timothy Chalamay is also nominated. [00:57:03] Believe me, if he wins, I'm going to order a drone strike on that fucking theater. [00:57:07] Okay, all right. [00:57:10] Best actress, you got five lovely birds nominated. [00:57:14] Favorite is Jesse Buckley for Hamnet. [00:57:18] Hamnet. [00:57:20] Which is not about a sneaky way to catch a pig, as it turns out. [00:57:24] It's about William Shakespeare and his wife, Veronica Shakespeare, some shit. [00:57:30] It was supposed to be called Hamlet, but an intern messed it up and it went out like that and there's nothing they could do. [00:57:36] Happens very often in this business. [00:57:38] Wait, really? [00:57:40] Oh, sure. [00:57:42] Dog Day Afternoon was supposed to be called Monday Afternoon, but they fucked it up. [00:57:48] But we came to we liked the new title after a while. [00:57:51] It's just a movie, after all. [00:57:52] All right. [00:57:53] Okay. [00:57:56] But the movie everybody's talking about that swept the nomination is Ryan Koogler's Sinners. [00:58:04] In this picture, as far as I can tell, a bunch of black folks fight Irish vampires. [00:58:09] What's an Irish vampire? [00:58:11] No, I mean they're vampires from Ireland. [00:58:14] Oh. [00:58:14] Irish vampire is not a specific thing. [00:58:16] Okay. [00:58:17] I don't get it either. [00:58:18] No one associates Ireland with vampires. [00:58:20] No. [00:58:21] But I think Googlers just thought, I want the most evil white fucking people I can think of. [00:58:26] And vampires are the most evil, and Irish are the most white. [00:58:30] So, you know, combined them. [00:58:33] It's a lot of nominations. [00:58:35] All the fucking nominations, Jimmy. [00:58:38] I'd be shocked if sinners didn't sweep the awards. [00:58:42] Doesn't everybody in the world's a huge fucking racist, and we should protest. [00:58:47] Okay, will you be watching? [00:58:49] Not unless I'm accidentally in the theater somehow, you? [00:58:52] No, I never watch. [00:58:55] Well, then why do we do this every year? [00:58:57] I got no idea. [00:58:58] You're the one who calls me. [00:59:02] Wait a minute. [00:59:02] Is this Billy Bush? [00:59:07] No, Al, it's Jimmy Dore. [00:59:10] God damn it. [00:59:12] God damn it. [00:59:13] I gotta figure this fucking phone thing out. [00:59:15] I can't believe this. === Awards Night and Racist Protests (01:30) === [00:59:16] Okay. [00:59:17] I'm hanging up and I'm trying to call Billy by pressing this button. [00:59:25] Okay, not that one. [00:59:27] This one. [00:59:29] Hello? [00:59:30] Yeah. [00:59:31] Billy. [00:59:32] No, it's still Jimmy. [00:59:34] You haven't hung up on me yet. [00:59:35] You need to do that before you place another call. [00:59:38] Misha, could you please hang up on Mr. Pacino? [00:59:41] We both need to get going. [00:59:42] Goodbye, Al. [00:59:44] Bye-bye. [00:59:49] Hey, become a premium member. [00:59:50] Go to JimmyDoorComedy.com. [00:59:52] Sign up. [00:59:52] It's the most affordable premium program in the business. [00:59:58] All the voices performed today are by the one and only the inimitable Mike McRae. [01:00:04] He can be found at MikeMcRae.com. [01:00:10] That's it for this week. [01:00:11] be the best you can be, and I'll keep being me. [01:00:34] You do not freak out. [01:00:35] I'm not giving. [01:00:36] Do not do not give it. [01:00:45] Not freak out.