Jimmy Dore Show - Not Even Pete Hegseth Buying Trump's Iran War Lies!
Aired: 2026-03-11
Duration: 59:05


=== Exclusive Investigation Points to Iran (15:14) ===

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[00:01:30]  So it turns out.
[00:01:31]  You know how?
[00:01:32]  We bombed the United States on the first day of the war?
[00:01:36]  Uh, the illegal offense war of aggression by the United States and Israel on a sovereign country that wasn't attacking anybody.
[00:01:42]  It's a terror attack, is what it was.
[00:01:43]  So what we did was a terror attack, one of the biggest terror attack you could think of.
[00:01:48]  We did on Iran, and we bombed a children's school, girls' school.
[00:01:52]  Uh, full of girls from seven to twelve years old.
[00:01:55]  We killed around 180 people in there, 100 at least 160 of them were girls.
[00:02:00]  Oh, Israel could have used those girls in a trafficking thing.
[00:02:03]  So uh, the reporter asked, Donald Trump, did the?
[00:02:06]  U.s.
[00:02:06]  Bomb an elementary school and kill 175 people?
[00:02:10]  Uh, here's what he says, did the United States bomb a girls elementary school in southern Iran on the first day of the war and kill 175 people?
[00:02:22]  Based on what i've seen, that was done by Iran?
[00:02:26]  Is that true, Mr Hexa?
[00:02:27]  That Mr Honor did that we're certainly investigating, still investment, but the only, the only side that targets civilians, It's Iran.
[00:02:36]  The only side after we just saw Gaza completely flattened, not a building left standing.
[00:02:45]  They bombed every hospital in Gaza.
[00:02:49]  Bombed every hospital.
[00:02:51]  They're killing Christians in the West Bank.
[00:02:53]  What's that, Kurt?
[00:02:54]  Just Iran kills their own schoolgirls.
[00:02:57]  Yeah.
[00:02:59]  I wonder who else does false flags that I've ever heard of.
[00:03:01]  Now, let me think if I.
[00:03:02]  It's hard to piece together, but I think it'll come to me, Jimmy.
[00:03:07]  So anyway, that's just a funny thing they say.
[00:03:10]  They like to say that.
[00:03:11]  The only one that targets civilians is Iran.
[00:03:13]  What are you talking about?
[00:03:15]  Are you still investigating, even though you know that?
[00:03:17]  We killed a right, even though you know that, we killed a million people in Iraq.
[00:03:22]  That was all just whoopsies.
[00:03:23]  They were all whoopsies.
[00:03:25]  Look at all the people they just slaughtered.
[00:03:27]  They're bombing refugee camps, people in tents.
[00:03:31]  Israel was using our money and our weapons to bomb them.
[00:03:34]  People in tents, legit, refugee tents, because you already flattened their homes and apartment buildings, so they had to go to refugee camps and be in tents, and then you bomb them in their tents.
[00:03:47]  By the way, all these assholes will admit that Israel will do absolutely anything it thinks it has to to survive, meaning take everybody's shit.
[00:03:55]  So now that you've admitted that, why wouldn't they do that?
[00:03:59]  Why wouldn't they traffic your kids, morons?
[00:04:01]  Trump doesn't even think of the reality you live in.
[00:04:03]  I think it was done by Iran.
[00:04:05]  Oh, he just said that we think it was hit by Iran.
[00:04:08]  That they blew up their own girls' school?
[00:04:11]  That, you orange idiot.
[00:04:15]  Lutnick had a swinging thing and then told me to get sleepy and that it was Iran did it.
[00:04:20]  Very inaccurate, as you know, with their munitions.
[00:04:23]  So Iran is very inaccurate with their musicians.
[00:04:26]  That's why they hit their own school.
[00:04:29]  And also all of our bases.
[00:04:30]  They hit one of their own schools.
[00:04:31]  One of their own schools.
[00:04:32]  Every U.S. base in the area.
[00:04:34]  And they nailed us.
[00:04:35]  With wooden drones.
[00:04:38]  Yeah, because they hit, well, they also hit Bibi's house.
[00:04:41]  Oh, that's how inaccurate they are.
[00:04:43]  They hit Bib's house.
[00:04:49]  Yeah, and they missed him.
[00:04:50]  So it must be inaccurate.
[00:04:53]  I like how he says only one side targets civilians.
[00:04:57]  Have you forgotten 9-11, sir?
[00:05:00]  Well, it's not commonly known that he's got a brain condition, Heg Seth, where he mixes up all the places that start with the letter I.
[00:05:09]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:05:10]  He thinks it's Iran instead of Israel.
[00:05:12]  I can concur that diagnosis.
[00:05:14]  No accuracy whatsoever.
[00:05:15]  It was done by Iran.
[00:05:17]  So that's what Trump's trying to tell us that it was done by Iran blew up their own school.
[00:05:21]  Hey, new video footage shows a U.S. Tomahawk missile hitting an IRGC facility in Manab, Iran.
[00:05:28]  That's where that school was.
[00:05:31]  Showing for the first time that the United States struck the area.
[00:05:34]  The footage also shows smoke already rising from the vicinity of the girls' school, where 175 people were reportedly killed.
[00:05:43]  So there it is.
[00:05:45]  Did you see it?
[00:05:46]  Did you see the rocket?
[00:05:47]  Boom.
[00:05:48]  That's a Tomahawk missile.
[00:05:50]  Oh, they're so inaccurate around.
[00:05:51]  Iran's inaccurate.
[00:05:53]  Yeah.
[00:05:55]  Exclusive U.S. investigation points to likely U.S. responsibility.
[00:06:00]  Oh, Reuters saying it.
[00:06:02]  In the Iran school strike.
[00:06:04]  Okay, so that means definitely the U.S. if Reuters says.
[00:06:06]  If Reuters is allowed to say that, that definitely did.
[00:06:09]  But people that are going to be for this moron thing are going to go, well, it wasn't proven.
[00:06:14]  I need jury evidence to believe America could kill some kids.
[00:06:22]  Just yet.
[00:06:24]  Well, Glenn Greenwald says, just yesterday, Trump claimed to Americans that he believed it was Iran that blew up their own elementary school full of young girls.
[00:06:33]  A claim that not even the Supreme Sycophant Pete Hegseth was willing to embrace when Trump urged him to do.
[00:06:39]  So let's I want to show you that again.
[00:06:41]  Let me show you this again.
[00:06:42]  Pete Hegseth.
[00:06:45]  Does this cut off?
[00:06:48]  Did the United States bomb a girls' elementary school and said they're on the first day of the war killing me like they didn't based on what I've seen?
[00:06:54]  That was done by Iran.
[00:06:57]  Is that true, Mr. Hegseth?
[00:06:58]  That was Iran who did that?
[00:06:59]  We're certainly investigating.
[00:07:01]  He said, well, we'll certainly investigate.
[00:07:03]  So even he wouldn't back up Trump, is what Glenn Greenwalt's saying.
[00:07:07]  Even Pete Hegseth.
[00:07:08]  Well, we're certainly investigating.
[00:07:10]  I'm not going to say that stupid shit because that's stupid.
[00:07:13]  He doesn't want another hearing like the Venezuela thing where they murdered those fishermen.
[00:07:16]  He had the guy in the back.
[00:07:18]  The other guy was nodding as Trump said the right thing.
[00:07:20]  Oh, really?
[00:07:24]  That guy's more important than both Trump and Hegset.
[00:07:27]  Oh, I wonder.
[00:07:27]  I wonder who that guy is.
[00:07:28]  That was done by Iran.
[00:07:30]  Watch.
[00:07:31]  In that room, good boy.
[00:07:33]  Good boy.
[00:07:33]  Good Goy Scout.
[00:07:34]  Good Goy Scout.
[00:07:38]  Yes, so that's what he's talking about.
[00:07:40]  He said, so when Trump says that it was Iran, would build up their own girls' school, even Pete Hegseth wouldn't back him up.
[00:07:49]  And yo, he's already been in trouble.
[00:07:53]  So here is Mike Waltz, career-long vehicle for Israel.
[00:07:57]  So he is a congressman who I think he's on like the, could you look up what committee he's on?
[00:08:03]  I think he might be on the important, maybe a foreign relations committee or the armed services committee.
[00:08:10]  So Mike Waltz, that's this guy, Mike Waltz, and he's here.
[00:08:14]  He's going to do, this is what Israel does when they would bomb a hospital or a school or a church or anywhere or a UN refugee center or a refugee camp.
[00:08:25]  They would say that, oh, well, Hamas has their weapons hidden there.
[00:08:30]  Remember that?
[00:08:30]  All those lies they said about them having weapons in the hospital.
[00:08:33]  It's okay to kill a civilian if there's weapons being hidden behind them.
[00:08:39]  Here we go.
[00:08:40]  More than 170 people, including many children, were killed in a strike on a school in southern Iran last weekend.
[00:08:47]  On Saturday, President Trump said he thinks Iran was behind the bombing.
[00:08:51]  But NBC News and others are reporting that the military's preliminary finding is that it's increasingly likely that a U.S. munition was responsible.
[00:09:01]  Was Iran or the United States responsible?
[00:09:03]  And will the U.S. provide evidence to the American people?
[00:09:08]  Well, here's a couple of things here.
[00:09:10]  One, let's let the investigation play out.
[00:09:13]  Number two, again, as a veteran special operator, we never deliberately attack civilians.
[00:09:19]  If civilians were injured, it's always by accident.
[00:09:22]  Contrast that.
[00:09:23]  I mean, this is really rich coming from the Iranians who they and their proxies hide cachets of weapons and military apparatus and hospitals and schools.
[00:09:33]  We know they do that all over the world.
[00:09:36]  Boy, just imagine the balls of people to put weapons in their own country before you attack them.
[00:09:43]  Isn't that something?
[00:09:45]  Oh, you forced us.
[00:09:46]  Well, remember Gold to my ear?
[00:09:48]  We can forgive them for forcing us to kill them, but we can never forgive them for forcing us to kill their children.
[00:09:54]  Yes.
[00:09:54]  Oh, you made us do it.
[00:09:56]  So, Mike, by the way, Mike Waltz used to be, he was Trump's national security advisor.
[00:10:00]  I'm pretty sure he was the one who got caught using a special app to communicate with people in Israel.
[00:10:07]  So it was obvious that he was an op working for Israel inside Trump's campaign cabinet.
[00:10:14]  That's the guy.
[00:10:15]  So he fired him.
[00:10:16]  Yes.
[00:10:17]  And he appointed him to be the UN ambassador.
[00:10:19]  So he didn't really get rid of him because he can't, because he works for Israel and Israel runs Donald Trump.
[00:10:25]  Right.
[00:10:25]  Because Trump is participating within the United States.
[00:10:27]  That's who that is.
[00:10:29]  He was using a signal chat link.
[00:10:31]  Yeah.
[00:10:32]  So that's.
[00:10:33]  If you don't think anybody telling you to forget about Epstein is your mortal enemy, then you are the dumbest cow that ever lived.
[00:10:38]  That's all I could say.
[00:10:39]  Anybody who thinks you can move on from the Epstein thing and get into this is an enemy that hates you.
[00:10:45]  So if, you know, these people having a problem with anybody having weapons in their own country while you are invading it, it isn't winning the public support that it used to, just put it that way.
[00:10:57]  Certainly doesn't justify taking out everybody in the hospital who had nothing to do with it.
[00:11:02]  But we are dealing with sociopathic mental children, and that's who this guy is.
[00:11:07]  So these are so these are the same people who pushed wokeness for the last 12 years are now coming in really with no wokeness whatsoever.
[00:11:15]  It's very strange.
[00:11:17]  And they don't understand that they maybe shot themselves in the foot pushing that one slop and coming in with new goy slop.
[00:11:23]  So here's what, so this whole idea that, well, it was okay that we blew up their school because their school, there were weapons.
[00:11:30]  They were storing weapons near this school.
[00:11:33]  So in Tehran, Tehran is becoming like Gaza or Beirut.
[00:11:38]  Security forces like Basij and the Revolutionary Guards are hiding in hospitals, mosques, burial sites, and schools while conducting a war routine.
[00:11:48]  Also, the school was on a military base by design.
[00:11:52]  Iranian mullahs use innocent children as shields so they can conduct terrorists.
[00:11:57]  So the same thing they said when they were slaughtering and targeting children in Gaza, which we know for a fact that they did, they're saying now in Iran.
[00:12:06]  They did a Presidio in America.
[00:12:08]  They trafficked and graped children in the Presidio in the 90s.
[00:12:11]  So I shut up.
[00:12:13]  Why does nobody question why Iran had a school next to a military base?
[00:12:16]  The answer, Shia Islam martyrs, human shields.
[00:12:20]  It's intentional.
[00:12:21]  Well, guess what?
[00:12:21]  Do they even use Goy shields?
[00:12:23]  Guess what?
[00:12:24]  There are over 160 public schools located on U.S. military installations providing K through 12 education for military-connected children.
[00:12:36]  These schools are often operated by local education agencies or the Department of Defense education activity.
[00:12:44]  160 public schools are located on U.S. military bases.
[00:12:50]  Human shields, I would say.
[00:12:52]  So you would say, so then Iran could blow up those kids and say, oh, no, no, no, we were.
[00:12:57]  Hey, does the Ayatollah ever eat their kids?
[00:12:59]  I don't think that happens, though, right?
[00:13:01]  So nobody can accuse them of that.
[00:13:02]  That whole idea of they're using human shields, what is that?
[00:13:06]  That's human shieldy, right?
[00:13:09]  Here's spoken like a complete sociopath.
[00:13:12]  Heg Seth is.
[00:13:13]  Here he is.
[00:13:14]  BBC.
[00:13:15]  Can you give us an update on what the administration knows, what you know now about the reported strike on a girls' school in southern Iran on Saturday?
[00:13:24]  All I know, all I can say is that we're investigating that.
[00:13:27]  We, of course, never target civilian targets.
[00:13:30]  Never, but we're taking a look and investigating that.
[00:13:33]  Yeah, we never.
[00:13:36]  Well, his hair is a real iron dome, isn't it, Jimmy?
[00:13:40]  It really is.
[00:13:42]  Part of the strategy of this jihadist movement is to base its infrastructure and terror, let's say, missiles, long-range missiles in civilian surroundings.
[00:13:51]  This is Israel President Isaac Herzog.
[00:13:53]  This is what he told CNN when asked about the strike on a girls' elementary school in southern Iran that killed 165 people, most of them girls age 7 to 12.
[00:14:04]  So GEO confirmed an OSINT group that verifies footage through geolocation says the destroyed school in Minab was located near an IRGC naval base that was also struck in the same wave of airstrikes.
[00:14:20]  The group says there's no evidence that the explosion was caused by a failed Iranian missile launch, and that the more plausible explanation, based on available evidence, is that the school was hit during the broader strikes on the area.
[00:14:33]  So here, let's hear him say.
[00:14:35]  At least 148 people were apparently killed in a strike on a girls' school in Iran.
[00:14:38]  That's according to local officials.
[00:14:39]  CNN has not independently verified those numbers.
[00:14:42]  Do you know what happened there?
[00:14:44]  No, we don't know.
[00:14:45]  And we are trying to verify it, and we don't have any facts to that effect.
[00:14:49]  And we don't shy away from checking anything.
[00:14:51]  But we also have to understand that part of the strategy of this jihadist movement is to base its infrastructure of terror, let's say, missiles, long-range missiles, and civilian surroundings.
[00:15:01]  So I don't know.
[00:15:02]  And believe me, I care for every citizen who lost his or her life.
[00:15:05]  But what we have to do right now is offer a better future for millions and millions of Iranians and hundreds of millions of people.
[00:15:11]  Yeah, because they really care about the Iranian people.
[00:15:13]  And so what he's saying is that it's their fault for putting military missiles around this school.
[00:15:19]  Well, guess what?
[00:15:23]  Israel's Mossad has their headquarters in a residential neighborhood in Tel Aviv.
[00:15:30]  So the exact thing that they're accusing Iran of doing, we know for a fact that Israel does.
[00:15:36]  Plus, Israel has no problem killing civilian Jews to achieve their aims at any time that they want.
[00:15:41]  Way more than Iran.
[00:15:43]  So when they say that Iran is using human shields, they're telling on themselves.
[00:15:50]  Because Israel is the one who does that.
[00:15:52]  Here, let's listen to this.
[00:15:53]  The U.S. intel view that among the targets were Israeli airfields, but also, and this is crucial, the headquarters of Mossad, the International Intelligence Service of Israel, which is inside Tel Aviv.

=== Israel Targets Civilians (15:12) ===

[00:16:08]  It's in the northern part of Tel Aviv.
[00:16:09]  So that's like having the Mossad headquarters in Manhattan, right?
[00:16:16]  That's like having the.
[00:16:18]  So you're doing the human shield thing.
[00:16:22]  Okay, just to let you know, even the CNN guy's like, well, they got it.
[00:16:26]  It's in the city.
[00:16:27]  It's in a densely populated area.
[00:16:29]  populated area of course the concern is if you're firing even even though iran might consider that a military target it is in it they might consider that a military target Okay.
[00:16:40]  Densely populated city with civilians around it.
[00:16:45]  So that makes Iran bad.
[00:16:47]  But here's Israel legit has a military base they put under a hospital.
[00:16:53]  So Israel has reportedly established a new underground military command center beneath a hospital in Tel Aviv.
[00:17:02]  According to open source reports, this fortified facility includes a network of tunnels that link it to Israeli military bases, allowing operations to continue during missile strikes or aerial bombardment.
[00:17:15]  You want to see it?
[00:17:16]  it is there you there you go Underneath the hospital in Tel Aviv.
[00:17:39]  So every time they do this, they're telling on themselves.
[00:17:43]  Or the ballroom in the White House, Jimmy.
[00:17:45]  Every accusation that Israel makes about Iran is a confession.
[00:17:51]  Can I pitch this show to you?
[00:17:52]  It's called SWATSIM.
[00:17:54]  It's about Israeli SWAT, and it starts with a heroing hostage situation.
[00:17:58]  And the heroes from SWATZIM burst in and kill all the hostages and the people holding them because they were using human shields.
[00:18:07]  Here's Bolton talking about targeting civilians.
[00:18:12]  About now, they're targeting hotels, other areas that are not military targets.
[00:18:16]  I mean, what does that say to you about what Iran is doing?
[00:18:22]  Now, Iran did target some hotels, and I'm going to tell you why they did that in a second.
[00:18:27]  She'll never tell you why, and he'll never tell you why.
[00:18:30]  I will tell you right after he answers.
[00:18:33]  Now, as the president is demanding unconditional surrender, well, they're targeting civilians, which is completely contrary to whatever law of war there is.
[00:18:43]  That violates it.
[00:18:44]  That's not something, obviously, we do or that Israel is doing.
[00:18:48]  And I think, again, this is evidence of the kind of regime we're dealing with.
[00:18:52]  This is not a regime that you can find some nice Ayatollah who has a bigger smile than the Ayatollah homine, now deceased, and we can deal with him.
[00:19:01]  This is why regime change has to be the outcome here.
[00:19:05]  I say, leave the poor man alone.
[00:19:08]  Geppetto just wants a real little boy.
[00:19:11]  That's all he wanted, Jimmy.
[00:19:12]  Is that such a crime?
[00:19:13]  So the reason why they were targeting the hotels was because the United States military got all their soldiers out of the bases and put them in hotels because they knew this was coming and they knew they couldn't defend their military bases in the Gulf Coast.
[00:19:32]  So they put them in hotels.
[00:19:35]  In the lead up to the operation, which has been in the works for weeks, U.S. planners correctly understood that our bases in the region are indefensible.
[00:19:43]  They decided to evacuate them.
[00:19:45]  But there are tens of thousands of American service members in the Middle East.
[00:19:49]  What do you do?
[00:19:50]  What do you do with them?
[00:19:52]  Well, for those wondering why Iran is striking hotels in the Gulf, the U.S. moved the soldiers from the Gulf bases into nearby hotels and are using the Gulf civilian population as human shields.
[00:20:04]  Yeah, Iran is more moral than our own Pentagon.
[00:20:07]  I want to state that very clearly that I believe it 100%.
[00:20:10]  Iran, the nation of Iran, because they've only been using their paper planes.
[00:20:14]  If I was Iran, I would have shot all my stuff right in a hurry on top of America and Israel immediately.
[00:20:20]  And on their hotels.
[00:20:21]  I like what he says here is that, in other words, Christian U.S. troops have been sent to the Middle East to die for Israel, and now Muslim Gulf Arabs are now being made to die for Israel.
[00:20:35]  That is kind of funny.
[00:20:35]  You got to give it to, I'd say they're the only Jews in all funny because Russell said that, but that is kind of funny.
[00:20:43]  Here are the girls that we killed in that school.
[00:20:46]  Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth ordered the strike that murdered every one of these girls from the school in Minab, Iran, and they did it for Israel.
[00:20:56]  We don't even need the Epstein files to know we're led by child slaughtering demons.
[00:21:01]  This is my point I make constantly, Jimmy.
[00:21:03]  Madeline Albright, was it worth it to starve half a million Iraqi children?
[00:21:06]  I think so.
[00:21:07]  So that's how you know, yeah, Hillary does eat kids' faces.
[00:21:10]  If they kill half a million, they wouldn't kill one kid on the weekend to get hyped up.
[00:21:15]  So you could turn this down.
[00:21:17]  Here they are.
[00:21:19]  There's the little girls we killed.
[00:21:22]  Ages 7 to 12.
[00:21:24]  There they are.
[00:21:25]  They all got killed.
[00:21:26]  We blew them up.
[00:21:27]  We blew them up.
[00:21:33]  These are the girls they killed.
[00:21:38]  Wow, look at those disciplined military ranks of these vicious, hate-filled terrorists, huh?
[00:21:43]  with their snack platters all ready to strike.
[00:21:54]  So these are the kids that they killed.
[00:22:01]  Wow.
[00:22:03]  It's kind of not kind of gross.
[00:22:06]  kind of like overwhelming gross okay So you get it.
[00:22:20]  That's who they killed.
[00:22:22]  Iran injured Jared Kushner and Steve.
[00:22:25]  So imagine if what we did to Iran.
[00:22:29]  Imagine if Iran did that to the United States.
[00:22:32]  And this is how it would read in the newspaper.
[00:22:34]  You ready for this, Kurt?
[00:22:35]  Iran lured Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff to peace talks and then murdered them.
[00:22:40]  Because that's what we did.
[00:22:42]  Right.
[00:22:42]  Because that's what we did to Iranians.
[00:22:45]  Many times, over and over again.
[00:22:47]  Yeah.
[00:22:48]  Madeline.
[00:22:48]  People that say that I think it's the right thing to do.
[00:22:51]  Yeah.
[00:22:52]  But they operate in good faith every time.
[00:22:54]  The Iranians, not us.
[00:22:57]  So imagine if Iran did that.
[00:22:59]  They lured Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff into peace talks and then murdered him because that's what we did.
[00:23:05]  Iran bombed an elementary school in Texas, murdering 160 schoolgirls.
[00:23:09]  Imagine if they did that.
[00:23:11]  Iran was waging a war of annihilation against New York City, whose residents will suffer from cancerous ailments for decades because the U.S., because the U.S. bombed an oil refinery in New York City, turning New York City skyline into acid oil rain.
[00:23:28]  That's happening right now in Tehran.
[00:23:30]  Oh, our leaders did that on purpose in New York already to all of us.
[00:23:33]  They have an oil spill that's buried under Greenpoint.
[00:23:35]  It's been there for years, giving people cancer.
[00:23:37]  How about Iran murdered Donald Trump?
[00:23:39]  Imagine if that was a headline.
[00:23:40]  Yeah.
[00:23:41]  How about Iran murders 1,300 Americans in the first week of war of aggression waged on the United States?
[00:23:47]  Imagine if that was a headline.
[00:23:49]  Imagine this is how the news looks like if you're from Iran.
[00:23:53]  Well, except it says baby-eating child grapists invade Iran.
[00:23:58]  Don't forget that every all of our enemies all have the greatest thing to scare their people with, which is that our leaders, and they are, are candy peddos.
[00:24:09]  Even Laura Ingram says, re-upping what I said last week, administration must wrap up its investigation and address heads-on, head-on, horrible, unintended tragedy of this war.
[00:24:19]  It's intended.
[00:24:21]  I think it's intended.
[00:24:22]  Shut up.
[00:24:23]  Stop saying it's an accident.
[00:24:24]  All the people that go, oh, Michael Prenti quote you found is so great because these people really do think once you get to the top of power, no one's in charge.
[00:24:33]  It's just the winds, the winds of the world whipping around.
[00:24:37]  There's nobody doing it.
[00:24:40]  Here is so there are Iranians that fled Iran that are for United States bombing their own their home country.
[00:24:50]  Because they don't live there.
[00:24:51]  Because they don't live there anymore and they're probably being paid to say crazy stuff like this.
[00:24:55]  Maybe they believe it, but they don't know shit because they're not from there.
[00:24:58]  All I know is if I started getting bombed here, even though cannibal peddles run the country, I wouldn't be that grateful if I got blown up by people trying to liberate me.
[00:25:05]  So they had a regime change rally in Los Angeles where protesters lavish praise on Trump and Netanyahu and demanded boots on the grain.
[00:25:14]  And here is the Grey Zone reporter.
[00:25:17]  He's on it.
[00:25:18]  And here, watch, watch.
[00:25:19]  There was also the 150 school girls that were killed.
[00:25:22]  I mean, ultimately, you see this as worth it.
[00:25:24]  Like, 100%.
[00:25:26]  100%.
[00:25:26]  There was that school in Iran that was bombed, 150 dead.
[00:25:29]  But you see this all as worth it.
[00:25:31]  I mean, you think we should go to the end.
[00:25:33]  Yes, yes, it's worth it.
[00:25:34]  And that's why we are here.
[00:25:35]  We are going to protest.
[00:25:37]  Even if it was not an Islamic regime, Missile, it was worth it.
[00:25:43]  Very, very worth it.
[00:25:44]  Sorry, you are accusing the IRGC of genocide.
[00:25:48]  Yeah, they killed around 32,500 people.
[00:25:52]  It has been like two months that we lost like over 50,000 people, got killed.
[00:25:56]  In January, in two days, they massacred people, 90,000 people.
[00:26:01]  So they just make up numbers.
[00:26:02]  You see what they're doing?
[00:26:03]  They're just making up numbers saying that Iran was massacring their own people.
[00:26:07]  What was really happening was that the Mossad and the CIA were giving arms and guns to people and planting people inside those protests, and they were slaughtering cops.
[00:26:16]  And so then the cops had to start firing back at them because the Mossad and the CIA were the ones who were slaughtering cops.
[00:26:23]  Okay, just remember, remember Tiananmen Square, the other fake thing that happened that was an NGO pushing that and they were trying to get China to crack down?
[00:26:32]  And nobody in America knows the real story of that.
[00:26:34]  And Jackson Hinkle had to tell me, and I had to take it from that guy with his hairline.
[00:26:38]  I had to listen to that.
[00:26:39]  And he was right.
[00:26:43]  90,000 people, and some people are still in the prison.
[00:26:46]  And some people take out their eyes.
[00:26:49]  And it's in two days.
[00:26:51]  You would support Donald Trump, for example, sending troops or sending more airstrikes to Iran.
[00:26:55]  Yeah, whatever Trump is doing, it is helping us, of course, 100%.
[00:27:00]  There was also a report today that he was considering sending troops to Iran.
[00:27:03]  And you would support that.
[00:27:04]  Yes, I will support that.
[00:27:05]  Yes, because I believe he's doing the right thing.
[00:27:06]  Donald Trump has been looking at more options, airstrikes, but also sending troops to Iran.
[00:27:11]  Would you guys be supporting that?
[00:27:13]  Yes.
[00:27:14]  Yes, because we won't have to actually go do any of the fighting.
[00:27:17]  It'll be someone else.
[00:27:18]  And that way, we're a lot like Israelis.
[00:27:20]  This is why I don't like the rich immigrants getting preferential treatment because, you know, the poor ones, okay, they lower the postmates' jobs, but these ones come over here and want you to go die freeing their homeland that they don't give that much of a shit about because their country may get murdered by us.
[00:27:35]  Will he's considering sending troops in as well?
[00:27:38]  Is that something you'd support?
[00:27:39]  Actually, that's what we've done.
[00:27:41]  And I also see a lot of Israeli flags here.
[00:27:42]  I mean, this is also to protect Israel from Iran as well.
[00:27:45]  Yes, exactly, exactly.
[00:27:47]  Thank you to President Trump and Netanyahu for standing with people.
[00:27:51]  If you had Donald Trump's ear right now, you were in the Oval Office private room, what would you tell him to do?
[00:27:56]  Please, please finish the job.
[00:27:58]  Just finish it.
[00:27:59]  Whatever it takes.
[00:28:00]  Honestly, I haven't been back to my country over 20 years.
[00:28:03]  I'm not planning to go back.
[00:28:04]  This is my country now.
[00:28:05]  America is my country.
[00:28:07]  And I know this is the best for Americans and for Iranians in Iran.
[00:28:13]  You're not planning on going back?
[00:28:14]  No.
[00:28:15]  And thank you, President Trump.
[00:28:16]  You are my brother.
[00:28:18]  You are my father.
[00:28:19]  You are everything for myself, for my country, for my people.
[00:28:23]  And thank you, Bibi Netanyahu, for supporting Persian people.
[00:28:28]  And thank you, the soldier they killed in this war.
[00:28:34]  And the Sikhs people, American people.
[00:28:38]  And thank you.
[00:28:39]  And thank you.
[00:28:41]  I want to say thank you to their family for letting them die.
[00:28:49]  Thank you for supporting Persian PayPal, I believe she was saying.
[00:28:52]  Wow.
[00:28:53]  Persian PayPal.
[00:28:57]  Those are all Zionist Jews that are Persian.
[00:28:59]  That's what I bet.
[00:29:01]  So, just to keep, just to let you know, Trump just bombed Iran's fresh water desalination plants and he took credit for it.
[00:29:09]  So, that means 30 villages now have no clean water, not a military base, not a weapons depot.
[00:29:14]  It wasn't a missile launcher, it was just their water supply that they bought.
[00:29:18]  I'm sure they'll turn against their own country and throw in with the pedophile cannibal country called America then.
[00:29:23]  An elementary school, a boys' school, a civilian airport, oil depots, and now the fresh water supply for 30 villages.
[00:29:30]  The White House official said it said the goal is to seize all the oil.
[00:29:34]  Hegseth said the only ones that need to be worried are Iranians that think they're going to live.
[00:29:38]  Attacking civilian water infrastructure is a war crime under the Geneva Convention.
[00:29:43]  Full stop.
[00:29:46]  Well, so is genocide, Jimmy, but who's counting?
[00:29:48]  Nobody.
[00:29:49]  There are no rules.
[00:29:50]  We make the rules.
[00:29:51]  That's right.
[00:29:52]  Until I guess wooden drones make us stop making the rules.
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[00:30:53]  Trump says, I think the Iran war is pretty much complete.
[00:30:58]  Did he say that?
[00:30:59]  He said that.
[00:30:59]  PB said he could.
[00:31:01]  Okay.
[00:31:01]  So that's so that tells me, first of all, you know my rule.
[00:31:07]  You have to say it from the cockpit of a fighter jet on an aircraft carrier with the mission accomplished banner behind you or it didn't happen.
[00:31:18]  Yes.
[00:31:19]  He's doing his mission accomplished.

=== Mission Accomplished at Strait of Hormuz (08:26) ===

[00:31:20]  So Trump is trying to do mission accomplished right now because they know they are getting their ass kicked because Iran is flying $30,000 drones and we're shooting million dollar missiles at them.
[00:31:34]  So for every $30,000 drone, we got to shoot at least five or ten million dollar missiles at them.
[00:31:40]  Oh, they're more it's like five to ten border walls worth of missiles.
[00:31:44]  Yeah.
[00:31:45]  That's how much we so and and they and they wiped out all of our military bases in the Gulf states, pretty much.
[00:31:52]  They told Trump in Mac's article that the Ayatollah is trying to assassinate him.
[00:31:57]  So think of that.
[00:31:58]  Think of that lame control.
[00:31:59]  With that mission accomplished, right?
[00:32:01]  And Trump ain't going to tell you it's just about him, is he?
[00:32:04]  So that's what they're trying to do here.
[00:32:07]  This is what Trump is trying to do.
[00:32:09]  He's trying to do a mission accomplished.
[00:32:11]  That's what he's trying to do.
[00:32:15]  Just in a phone interview with CBS News, President Trump stated that the U.S. war with Iran is nearing its end.
[00:32:22]  Let's listen.
[00:32:23]  I'll be watching.
[00:32:23]  The president's going to hold a news conference just a short time from now.
[00:32:27]  It's going to get started at 5.30 from Dural, Florida this evening.
[00:32:31]  In the meantime, he has done some phone interviews with several outlets, most recently talking to CBS News's Washington White House reporter, I should say.
[00:32:41]  And in that interview with Weizhejang, he said, I think the war is very complete, pretty much.
[00:32:47]  They have no Navy, no communications, they've got no Air Force.
[00:32:51]  He added that the U.S. is, quote, very far ahead of the initial four to five week estimated timeframe.
[00:33:00]  So, by the way, I know for a fact that they think it's going to go on for 100 more days.
[00:33:08]  So, they think it's going to go on.
[00:33:10]  They think the war is going to go on for at least 100 more days.
[00:33:15]  Now, do you think Greta clone Sustern there thinks that that replacement, younger Greta Van Sustern?
[00:33:24]  With Angular, they got a cold storage Greta Van Sustern knockoff clones ready to go.
[00:33:31]  Trump suggests U.S. could end the war soon.
[00:33:33]  This is BBC, as the United Arab Emirates and Turkey intercept more missiles.
[00:33:39]  With what?
[00:33:40]  Their faces?
[00:33:41]  So U.S. President Donald Trump has suggested U.S. operations against Iran could end soon.
[00:33:48]  I think the war is very much complete, pretty much.
[00:33:50]  He tells CBS News and BBCs that the U.S. is ahead of schedule.
[00:33:55]  Because they killed the guy he thought was trying to kill him.
[00:33:57]  So now he's, yep.
[00:34:00]  Trump's comments.
[00:34:01]  So according to what Kurt said he just saw in Grey Zone, that they had convinced Trump that Iran was trying to assassinate him.
[00:34:11]  And so now he feels like, oh, I got him.
[00:34:14]  It's like a chalabi guy they found to tell him that.
[00:34:16]  I can't remember the name in there, but going to Grey Zone article, it's pretty interesting.
[00:34:21]  Trump's comments suggest he may be ready to declare victory, but not clear what that would mean.
[00:34:28]  Turkey, UAE, and Qatar all say they have intercepted Iranian missiles, while Israel says it has detected more attacks.
[00:34:41]  Let's see.
[00:34:47]  Also, the UK defense.
[00:34:52]  Oh, say, so They're basically saying that they're hitting more missiles that are coming out of Iran.
[00:35:01]  You know, the missiles made by a toy shop somewhere in Tehran.
[00:35:05]  Proud moment.
[00:35:08]  Have you seen the new missiles now?
[00:35:10]  Colonel Douglas McGregor, here's what he had to say.
[00:35:15]  I spoke to a source inside our own government who was concerned prior to the attack that an attack could strengthen the hand of some of Iran's hardliners in the regime.
[00:35:26]  What do you know about some of the rising personalities here?
[00:35:31]  And do you think the dynamics that are playing out are likely to result in a more amenable government or a government that's more dug in?
[00:35:40]  I think this country is going to stay the course.
[00:35:43]  I think that we had false expectations that Iran would fall apart in 48 to 72 hours.
[00:35:49]  We imputed too much to what we thought was some major upheaval in the country when it wasn't, when there were protests.
[00:35:56]  There were lots of people miserable and unhappy because of the economy, thanks in large part to our sanctions, but also a great deal of mismanagement by the government.
[00:36:05]  But the population at large was not interested in overthrowing the government.
[00:36:09]  They're not going to overthrow it now.
[00:36:11]  They're going to stay the course.
[00:36:12]  And the thing is that right now, I'm beginning to think more and more that logistics will decide the outcome.
[00:36:19]  We're already running out of missiles in places like UAE and Qatar.
[00:36:23]  The Navy has fired very, very few standard missiles or sea sparrows.
[00:36:28]  And I get the impression our inventory is low.
[00:36:31]  The Israelis have shot a lot of missiles, and I don't think they can keep this up indefinitely.
[00:36:36]  And we can't produce enough to keep up.
[00:36:38]  So it may be that ultimately logistics decides the real outcome because I don't think there's any danger of the Iranians running out of missiles.
[00:36:47]  So you know how we just found out that about three-fourths of our leaders are cannibal PDF files?
[00:36:54]  Yeah.
[00:36:54]  And the closest thing we had to a revolution was one black guy yelling at an Atlanta airport about it.
[00:36:59]  Remember that?
[00:36:59]  Yeah, you see him?
[00:37:01]  Well, why would Iran overthrow their government for way less than that?
[00:37:07]  They cover up the women.
[00:37:13]  Our leaders are cannibals that grape the kids here.
[00:37:19]  All of our enemies have to do is to tell their people that we eat babies and they'll get united real fast.
[00:37:27]  And they are.
[00:37:27]  And they are.
[00:37:28]  That's what Russia says to their people.
[00:37:29]  That's what Iran says.
[00:37:31]  Every dictator that's a bad guy.
[00:37:32]  You know what they say to their people?
[00:37:33]  America eats babies.
[00:37:34]  It's in the Epstein files.
[00:37:37]  And who's the other guy who said stay the course?
[00:37:40]  Yeah, that was George Bush Sr.
[00:37:41]  And that was our next major loss after Vietnam.
[00:37:44]  Well, I mean, ours.
[00:37:46]  He did pretty good from it.
[00:37:47]  It was fine for him.
[00:37:48]  Okay, so there you go.
[00:37:54]  Trump's declaring the war is over.
[00:37:56]  He's going to declare victory.
[00:37:57]  I hope he does, actually.
[00:37:59]  I hope he does declare victory, and then this is over, and then we could go back to having the Strait of Hormuz open, and we could have stability in the Middle East.
[00:38:07]  Because doing a regime change in Iran and turning Iran into a civil war, which is what they're actually trying to do, will destabilize the region.
[00:38:19]  And forever, there will be a problem with the Strait of Hormuz.
[00:38:23]  And it's going to be bad for the world economy.
[00:38:26]  Did you know that three-fourths of the oil that goes through the Strait of Hormuz goes to Asia?
[00:38:32]  50% of it goes to China.
[00:38:36]  So we're going to allow that to happen.
[00:38:38]  And so now Trump.
[00:38:40]  So now Trump is offering U.S. warships to chaperone oil tankers going through the Strait of Hormuz so they could bring oil to China.
[00:38:51]  Oh, thank God.
[00:38:52]  I was afraid.
[00:38:53]  Think about that.
[00:38:54]  So we just dropped that video today about how Trump seems to be on purpose trying to get Iran to attack a U.S. Navy ship and kill a bunch of sailors so that he could use that for more war because he's now said that the United States Navy will chaperone oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz because they can't get insurance.
[00:39:17]  So the United States is now going to take on that responsibility.
[00:39:20]  Oh, that's how you know.
[00:39:21]  So that we can, so that we can bring oil to China.
[00:39:25]  Think about that.
[00:39:26]  Trump is now protecting the oil flow to China.
[00:39:31]  Think about that.
[00:39:33]  That's what he's really doing.
[00:39:35]  Well, the insurance thing is how you know who's winning, right?
[00:39:37]  Yeah.
[00:39:38]  Like it's the insurance rates are too high, so now we have to cover how much we drove the insurance to help China because of our tariff bullshit.

=== Israel's False Flag on Saudi Arabia (11:15) ===

[00:39:47]  That's right.
[00:39:47]  Wow.
[00:39:48]  Yes.
[00:39:49]  Because if they are not allowed to sell oil to China, then the Gulf states don't have money to invest in our stock market.
[00:39:57]  And when they don't invest in our stock market, our stock market crashes and our economy crashes.
[00:40:02]  That's what's on the table right now.
[00:40:04]  And I think that's why Trump wants to declare victory and end this.
[00:40:09]  It's a delicate ecosystem, Jimmy.
[00:40:11]  Yeah.
[00:40:13]  It is.
[00:40:14]  You're actually right, Kurt.
[00:40:16]  Everything affects investor confidence.
[00:40:18]  Right.
[00:40:19]  So this all comes back to the stock market here in the United States.
[00:40:22]  And I think that is why Donald Trump wants to declare.
[00:40:25]  We'll see.
[00:40:26]  We'll see what happens.
[00:40:27]  I hope he does.
[00:40:28]  I hope he ends this.
[00:40:29]  That would be the best outcome right now would be to Trump declare a victory and leave.
[00:40:34]  I'll bet they need to come up with another false flag or something because now with Max's thing you just found, that means Trump is already out because it concerns him.
[00:40:43]  So they got to have another reason to force his hand, right?
[00:40:46]  So Ben Shapiro is going to have to grow his eyebrows twice the size.
[00:40:49]  Twice the size.
[00:40:51]  I'm telling you what's going to happen if Trump is serious about this.
[00:40:55]  And I don't know if he is, but if he is, I'm going to guess 100% that Israel will do a false flag on America.
[00:41:02]  So, either here in the United States or somewhere else.
[00:41:06]  And they've done it before, the USS Liberty.
[00:41:10]  Bondi Beach.
[00:41:11]  Bondi Beach.
[00:41:12]  And Bondi Beach.
[00:41:13]  That's right.
[00:41:15]  Oh, the one here in Austin that everybody already forgot about.
[00:41:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:19]  They already forgot about it.
[00:41:21]  So they did a false flag in Austin.
[00:41:23]  Yeah.
[00:41:23]  And guess what?
[00:41:24]  Did you know the guy who was doing the shooting in Austin, Kirk?
[00:41:27]  Did you know this?
[00:41:28]  That they found out that there were Google searches from Camp Huachuka on that guy's name before he did the shooting.
[00:41:36]  Did you know?
[00:41:37]  You don't say?
[00:41:38]  I didn't know the Fort Waktua part, but he had, it's a Senegalese man with property of Allah written on his sweatshirt, which ain't no black Muslim to join to be property on purpose.
[00:41:51]  Secondly, there's no Shia black Muslim.
[00:41:54]  What the fuck are you thinking?
[00:41:55]  And he had the Iranian flag they found.
[00:41:58]  So the cops here wisely said it's possibly a terrorist attack, but they didn't say it is because even an imbecile could see the level of false flag of that attack.
[00:42:13]  So there already was a false flag here.
[00:42:14]  It didn't take.
[00:42:16]  Nobody talks about it.
[00:42:17]  They've already forgotten.
[00:42:18]  They've already forgotten.
[00:42:19]  It just happened.
[00:42:20]  It just happened.
[00:42:22]  So we'll see what goes on.
[00:42:23]  I predict another false flag.
[00:42:25]  That's my prediction.
[00:42:26]  Probably three or four.
[00:42:27]  If Trump really is, if he's serious about declaring victory and ending the war.
[00:42:32]  But Trump, why don't you some balls and blow up Bibi's jet?
[00:42:35]  That's the real volume.
[00:42:39]  And he can blame it on Iran.
[00:42:41]  And Say Iran did it.
[00:42:42]  Say Iran did it.
[00:42:43]  We can't go to war with him, though, because we really miss him.
[00:42:45]  Say Turkey did it.
[00:42:47]  Say Iran did it.
[00:42:48]  Say Turkey did it.
[00:42:49]  Just do something that benefits us for once.
[00:42:55]  So do you remember how we told this?
[00:42:56]  This is a former prime minister Naftali Bennett of Israel.
[00:43:01]  And I think I showed you this before.
[00:43:02]  I'll show it to you again.
[00:43:04]  The Greater Israel Project involves Israel going into Saudi Arabia, going into Iraq, going into Egypt, and going into Turkey.
[00:43:15]  And going into Syria.
[00:43:15]  So they've already taken a third of Syria, Israel.
[00:43:20]  We already did Iraq for them.
[00:43:23]  And now they want to do Turkey.
[00:43:25]  They've already bombed Saudi Arabia.
[00:43:26]  Israel did.
[00:43:28]  They already tried to bomb Qatar.
[00:43:30]  Israel did.
[00:43:31]  And now here's the former prime minister telling you that they want to bomb Turkey.
[00:43:36]  Listen.
[00:43:37]  A new Turkish threat is emerging.
[00:43:40]  I want to be very clear.
[00:43:41]  Turkey and Qatar have gained influence in Syria, are seeking influence elsewhere and everywhere throughout the region.
[00:43:50]  And from here, I warn, Turkey is the new Iran.
[00:43:58]  So he said this just a few weeks ago.
[00:44:00]  is sophisticated dangerous and he seeks to encircle israel huh and while some senior i thought that was iraq Then I thought that was Libya.
[00:44:11]  I thought that was Assad.
[00:44:13]  I thought that was Iran.
[00:44:15]  Now it's Turkey.
[00:44:17]  They're seeking to encircle everybody.
[00:44:19]  They didn't send like strong applause for his.
[00:44:22]  That was not strong applause.
[00:44:23]  It was like his wife going.
[00:44:31]  The Israelis were on Qatar's payroll.
[00:44:37]  Qatar and Turkey are nourishing the Islamic Brotherhood monster that is growing and eventually might become as dangerous as the one created by Iran.
[00:44:52]  Turkey and Qatar are gaining influence not only in Syria, but also in Gaza through the front door and everyone and trying to create a new choke ring.
[00:45:04]  Turkey is trying to flip Saudi Arabia against us and establish a hostile Sunni access with nuclear Pakistan.
[00:45:13]  So that shows you how crazy Israel is.
[00:45:16]  They want to attack everybody.
[00:45:18]  They want to attack Saudi Arabia.
[00:45:19]  They want to attack Qatar.
[00:45:20]  They want to attack Turkey.
[00:45:23]  They've already attacked Syria, Libya, Iran.
[00:45:26]  They want to do it.
[00:45:27]  They don't want to do it.
[00:45:28]  Right.
[00:45:28]  They want to attack.
[00:45:30]  So it turns out, so this has already come true.
[00:45:33]  So Israel has attacked Turkey.
[00:45:35]  And here's our friend Nico House to tell us about it.
[00:45:37]  If it wasn't obvious that Israel was trying to get NATO powers involved in this war against Iran before, it should be now.
[00:45:43]  A ballistic missile was launched at Turkey out of nowhere and NATO shot it down.
[00:45:50]  And of course, the blame was immediately put on Iran once again.
[00:45:54]  Now, I'm sure there's a lot of proof to validate that claim because if you're going to claim that Iran is firing at one of its regional allies, I hope you guys have to support it.
[00:46:05]  Yeah, there actually isn't any evidence.
[00:46:07]  In fact, the only materials that have been shown publicly is debris, which Turkey says comes from the interceptor missile from the NATO systems.
[00:46:15]  In other words, there's no proof whatsoever that Iran launched this attack, and yet the world is once again pretending as if it did.
[00:46:21]  And of course, once again, Iran acknowledging, yeah, we've done a lot of damage to a lot of U.S. allies, but this was not us.
[00:46:31]  Once again.
[00:46:32]  Now, the first question we have to ask is who would stand the most again by the world jumping to conclusions that Turkey was attacked by Iran?
[00:46:40]  And of course, the answer is Israel.
[00:46:41]  You see, Turkey is a part of NATO.
[00:46:44]  And when a NATO power is attacked unprovoked, it triggers what's called Article Section 5, which to make a long story short is basically all of NATO being on your goddamn head.
[00:46:53]  Now, the logical question would be: well, then why isn't all of NATO jumping in right now, considering that the U.S. is part of NATO?
[00:47:01]  It's because Iran has only responded to the attacks from the U.S., they did not initiate those attacks.
[00:47:08]  But Iran was also accused of attacking another NATO country early on, the UK.
[00:47:13]  Because the UK has a sovereign base in Cyprus, and attacking that base is actually akin to attacking the UK directly.
[00:47:23]  And with the news that the Kurds would be sent into Iran by the CIA and armed to try to take over the government, you would want to do your best to make sure that Turkey is on your side and not Iran's side because Turkey and the Kurds do not get along.
[00:47:43]  So we see an attack on Azerbaijan and Iran said they didn't do it.
[00:47:49]  Then we see an attack towards Turkey where the missile was intercepted and Iran also said they didn't do it.
[00:47:57]  And Turkey borders Azerbaijan.
[00:48:00]  And although Azerbaijan and Turkey have a working military relationship, so does Azerbaijan and Iran for the most part.
[00:48:08]  So how do you ensure Turkey stays on your side despite the fact that you plan on arming the people that they most dislike?
[00:48:16]  You have the country in question attack Turkey directly.
[00:48:21]  This way you kill three birds with one stone.
[00:48:24]  You open up a direct route through Turkey and Azerbaijan to attack Iran.
[00:48:30]  You potentially convince all of the NATO powers to join because of Article 5.
[00:48:37]  And if Turkey truly believed that they were attacked by Iran, they would likely put their feelings about the Kurds to the side like they did in Syria and deal with the country that just attacked them despite the fact they thought that they were allies and the fact that Turkey condemned the attacks on Iran since start of this war.
[00:48:55]  And you convince one of the countries closest to Iran to start using its weapon systems against Iran as well.
[00:49:02]  All the signs are there, people.
[00:49:04]  Just pay attention.
[00:49:05]  Israel is literally revealing their plans in real time.
[00:49:10]  It's just up to you as to whether or not you want to believe them.
[00:49:14]  Because after all this time and all this history and all the examples we have from the past, I definitely believe them.
[00:49:19]  They ain't got to convince me no more.
[00:49:21]  It's y'all that got to convince.
[00:49:23]  So, great work.
[00:49:26]  So we've also showed you videotapes of Tucker Carlson saying that they caught Mossad inside Qatar trying to plant bomb Qatar and I think Saudi Arabia.
[00:49:37]  But we know that Israel bombed Saudi Arabia's oil or one of their oil refineries.
[00:49:44]  So we know this.
[00:49:46]  Qatar being the country that delivered the money to Hamas on behalf of Bibi Netanyahu.
[00:49:50]  That's right.
[00:49:51]  Who paid for Hamas and the false flag that they use as a pretense to do a genocide?
[00:49:55]  That is correct.
[00:49:57]  So it's no secret that Israel wants to attack, wanted to attack Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Turkey.
[00:50:09]  They've done it.
[00:50:13]  And so this is their, and so, yeah, they're trying to drag NATO into this war for sure.
[00:50:20]  We'll see.
[00:50:20]  We'll see what happens.
[00:50:24]  Israel is the cancer.
[00:50:26]  Israel is the destabilizer of the Middle East, and having a destabilized Middle East is bad for the entire world, except it's good for Israel.
[00:50:34]  I have some super chat fan on the Derby Gerb show that keeps telling me that, according to the Bible code, already I'm like, not in, BB gets slimed in July, which I had to look up what that meant, but that they get sick of BB in July.
[00:50:49]  So, you know, it's probably nonsense, but boy, what a fun thing if that happened.
[00:50:53]  And it was like, ooh, it was in a Bible code.
[00:50:56]  Wow.

=== BB Gets Slimed in July (06:45) ===

[00:51:02]  Hey, this is Jimmy.
[00:51:03]  Who is this?
[00:51:05]  Jimmy.
[00:51:06]  This is BB.
[00:51:07]  Oh, hello, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, everybody.
[00:51:13]  And what?
[00:51:17]  War criminal.
[00:51:19]  Don't forget that, please.
[00:51:21]  Very important part of my resume.
[00:51:23]  I'm one of these guys who likes it when the entire credits aren't given before my set.
[00:51:28]  If you're a comic, that's exactly who you would be.
[00:51:31]  That's right.
[00:51:33]  Oh, for sure, no doubt.
[00:51:35]  Get the MC in trouble if he messes up one little thing.
[00:51:39]  Like Tommy Chong's wife.
[00:51:41]  Oh, my God.
[00:51:41]  But alas, I am not a comedian, but I am close.
[00:51:46]  I am a right-wing lunatic leader of a genocidal rogue state.
[00:51:51]  Very similar.
[00:51:53]  You're telling me, funny man.
[00:51:55]  Jimmy, I haven't called in some time.
[00:51:58]  I figured you did not want to hear from me.
[00:52:00]  Well, you figured right.
[00:52:03]  But considering our long association with one another, I've been calling since 2011, after all, when all this was just a pipe dream, I felt I needed to call on my old friend Jimmy Dore because you might be just one of the only people on earth who understand how I feel right now.
[00:52:24]  What on earth could you possibly mean?
[00:52:26]  You're a murderous psychopath in the process of destabilizing the entire planet.
[00:52:30]  How can I know how you feel about anything?
[00:52:32]  Honestly, I'm insulted by the insinuation.
[00:52:36]  Jimmy, please calm down.
[00:52:37]  Listen, Jimmy.
[00:52:40]  Back in 2011, your dream was to have a massive fan base, a following, so you could travel anywhere and perform and get paid real money.
[00:52:49]  And after many years and much hard work by you and your team, you have achieved that goal.
[00:52:54]  That's a satisfying feeling, no?
[00:52:57]  Yeah, yes, it is.
[00:52:59]  Well, Jimmy, that's exactly how I feel about the war with Iran.
[00:53:03]  I've finally achieved everything I've ever worked towards, and now I have everything I could ever want.
[00:53:09]  That's a terrible apology.
[00:53:11]  I hate it.
[00:53:13]  No, it's not.
[00:53:14]  The war with Iran is my Jimmy Door show.
[00:53:18]  Please stop saying that.
[00:53:21]  It's libelous, if nothing else.
[00:53:23]  Jimmy, please, it's BB.
[00:53:27]  But it was not easy.
[00:53:29]  Obviously, we couldn't engineer this situation without bringing the U.S. into the conflict.
[00:53:34]  And no president was stupid enough to even consider it until Donald Trump.
[00:53:39]  And no Defense Department had crazier than Pete Hegseth.
[00:53:43]  We had to get all our ducks in a row in that regard.
[00:53:47]  Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[00:53:49]  But even that was not enough.
[00:53:51]  We needed to influence with money, money, money.
[00:53:54]  We need everyone, or nearly everyone, beholden to APAC.
[00:53:59]  And we accomplished that.
[00:54:00]  We knew we needed to generate enough money to support these donations.
[00:54:05]  Our largest donor after October 7th was the CEO of OnlyFans.
[00:54:11]  Wait, for real?
[00:54:13]  Yes, only truth.
[00:54:15]  Oh, my God.
[00:54:15]  So in order to get my war with Iran, one of the things that needed to happen was to see to it that a massive amount of young American women turned to creating online pornography.
[00:54:26]  Oh, my God.
[00:54:26]  We accomplished this in two ways.
[00:54:29]  Creating a hopeless economy in the U.S., so joining OnlyFans seemed like the only option.
[00:54:34]  And then ensuring that the Israeli male population did their patriotic duty and subscribed to as many of these OnlyFans accounts as they could.
[00:54:42]  Wow, how selfless.
[00:54:45]  Yes, indeed.
[00:54:47]  And they did this to show how we Israelis are the most moral people in the world and therefore deserve our war with Iran.
[00:54:54]  And not only that, we opened up Israel to international sex criminals of all kinds, like your friend Kevin Spacey, with the strong suggestion that they themselves donate to APAC.
[00:55:05]  Aren't foreign nationals prohibited from contributing to U.S. super PACs?
[00:55:10]  Right, yeah.
[00:55:11]  There's no way around that at all.
[00:55:14]  Look, the point is the only way Israel can be truly safe is if we pursue ethnic cleansing against the Palestinians and use the United States to start a war with Iran that already has no clear strategy, goals, or endpoint.
[00:55:29]  So the only way Israel can be safe is to endanger the rest of the world.
[00:55:35]  Literally, at what point since 1948 has that not been crystal clear?
[00:55:40]  Okay, point taken.
[00:55:42]  But as I called to say, Jimmy, I now have everything I've ever striven for.
[00:55:48]  Strove for?
[00:55:49]  English is such a confusing language sometimes.
[00:55:53]  You grew up in Philadelphia.
[00:55:56]  I have no recollection of those events, as I was saying.
[00:56:00]  I now have everything I've ever wanted, and soon Chris and Apocalypse enthusiasts may also have everything they've ever wanted, which means I better get started enjoying all this while I can, Jimmy.
[00:56:11]  What do you do when you finally achieved all you desired?
[00:56:15]  How do you enjoy it?
[00:56:18]  I don't know that I'd necessarily say that about myself.
[00:56:21]  There is still a lot more I'd like to accomplish.
[00:56:24]  Like what?
[00:56:25]  What is it that you seek beyond your war with Iran?
[00:56:28]  Or whatever your equivalent would be?
[00:56:30]  Look, I told you we have nothing in common.
[00:56:34]  There is no possible way you and I can relate on any level.
[00:56:38]  It's BB.
[00:56:40]  Yeah, don't give me that BS.
[00:56:42]  You Israelis have the disease where you think every American roots for Israel, empathizes with you, ignores your crimes against humanity, and that is not the case for us at all.
[00:56:53]  You are not the good guys.
[00:56:54]  You never were and never will be.
[00:56:58]  I see.
[00:56:59]  I think what you're trying to tell me is that she wants your YouTube channel demonetized.
[00:57:03]  So be it.
[00:57:04]  God damn it.
[00:57:05]  I'll figure out some other way, I suppose, to revel in my triumph.
[00:57:09]  Needless to say, I subscribe to a number of American Shiksa OnlyFans accounts myself.
[00:57:15]  Sad Kitty2001 is my favorite.
[00:57:18]  She only made $80 last month.
[00:57:21]  She cries a lot.
[00:57:22]  I enjoy that.
[00:57:23]  Until next time, Jimmy, this is BB, leader of the most moral army in the world, signing off.
[00:57:30]  Remember, Jimmy, through the ancient Jewish traditions, we gave morality to the rest of humanity.
[00:57:35]  So now we need to take a little back to make it even.
[00:57:38]  I'm sure you understand.
[00:57:40]  Oh, my God.
[00:57:40]  Shalom, motherfucker.
[00:57:42]  Yeah, Shabbat Shalom.
[00:57:44]  Okay, BB.

=== The Moral Army's Triumph (01:17) ===

[00:57:48]  I'm almost.
[00:57:49]  It's not good to hear from you, I'll tell you that, but I appreciate you calling in.
[00:57:53]  Dinurbus would be ambivalent for you.
[00:57:56]  Yeah, yes.
[00:57:58]  Yes, I would like to see very many bad things happen to you.
[00:58:02]  A mixed bag.
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[00:58:28]  That's it for this week.
[00:58:29]  be the best you can be, and I'll keep being me.
[00:58:54]  I'm not giving.
[00:58:59]  . . . . . .
[00:59:02]  Don't freak out.
[00:59:04]  Not freak out.