Jimmy Dore Show - RFK Ties Himself In Knots Defending Trump Glyphosate Order!
Aired: 2026-03-02
Duration: 01:01:39


=== Glyphosate Manufacturers Immune (15:52) ===

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[00:01:19]  You know what glyphosate is?
[00:01:20]  Glyphosate is that stuff they spray on all our food, right?
[00:01:23]  And it causes cancer.
[00:01:25]  And the people, the manufacturers of glyphosate have paid out billions of dollars to people who they've given cancer through their glyphosate.
[00:01:34]  And if you use it at home, it's called Roundup and it causes cancer.
[00:01:39]  And that's a for sure thing.
[00:01:41]  And they spray it on all our food, which is why Americans have chronic illness.
[00:01:44]  There's a big reason why Americans have chronic illness and they probably think they have gluten allergies when they're really just being poisoned.
[00:01:53]  In fact, R.F. Kennedy, RFK, used to say this.
[00:01:57]  This is what he used to say.
[00:01:59]  This is what he said in 2024.
[00:02:01]  He said that herbicide glyphosate is one of the likely culprits in America's chronic disease epidemic, much more widely used here than in Europe.
[00:02:09]  Shockingly, much of our exposure comes from its use as a desiccant on wheat, not as a herbicide.
[00:02:16]  From there, it goes straight into our bodies.
[00:02:18]  My USDA will ban that practice.
[00:02:21]  Look up what the word desiccant means.
[00:02:23]  I think it means they use it to dry out the wheat.
[00:02:26]  I'm pretty sure that's what it means.
[00:02:28]  Is that what it means?
[00:02:29]  I'll look up.
[00:02:29]  You can look it up.
[00:02:30]  But if you want to know what glyphosate is really about, it could not be any worse news.
[00:02:36]  Unfortunately, it does appear that this executive order will provide at least some.
[00:02:42]  So, Trump did an executive order.
[00:02:44]  So, Trump did an executive order and Trump grants immunity to glyphosate manufacturers under the defense prototype.
[00:02:54]  So, now you can't.
[00:02:56]  So Trump's executive order says, you can't sue the people who give you cancer.
[00:03:00]  We're going to protect the makers of glyphosate.
[00:03:03]  We're going to protect them to keep spraying it on all your food.
[00:03:06]  And if you get a court to agree with you that they gave you cancer and they knew it, we're going to give them a shield from that kind of prosecution.
[00:03:15]  That's what they're doing.
[00:03:16]  That's what they're doing, just so you know.
[00:03:20]  And here's the weird thing is that.
[00:03:23]  So Thomas Massey is on this, and he said, this week I will introduce the No Immunity for Glyphosate Act to undo the recent executive order, which promotes glyphosate Roundup and insulates manufacturers from library.
[00:03:35]  So they're doing for the makers of this poison glyphosate that you don't have a choice to eat, they're giving them the immunity shield that the government gives to vaccine manufacturers.
[00:03:46]  So if it's so safe and effective, why can't you sue them if you get hurt?
[00:03:50]  Okay.
[00:03:50]  So here's what Thomas Massey said.
[00:03:52]  This government is under siege.
[00:03:54]  All three branches of this government is under siege by lobbyists and lawyers from a German company named Bayer.
[00:04:01]  They spent over $9 million lobbying the executive branch and the legislative branch so that they don't have to be liable for any damages that their herbicide causes, otherwise known as Roundup.
[00:04:18]  So he is introducing legislation.
[00:04:21]  Now, this is what RFK initially said after, let me see, what was the date of this?
[00:04:27]  Do I have it?
[00:04:28]  So this was February 22nd, just a couple of days ago.
[00:04:32]  This is what he said to Trump.
[00:04:34]  This is what RFK said.
[00:04:36]  He said, I will always tell the Americans people the truth.
[00:04:39]  Pesticides and herbicides are toxic by design, engineered to kill living organisms.
[00:04:44]  When we apply them across millions of acres and allow them into our food systems, we put Americans at risk.
[00:04:50]  Chemical manufacturers have paid tens of billions of dollars to settle cancer claims linked to their products.
[00:04:55]  And many agricultural communities report elevated cancer rates and chronic illnesses.
[00:05:00]  Unfortunately, our agricultural system depends heavily on these chemicals.
[00:05:04]  The U.S. represents 4% of the world's population, yet we use roughly 25% of its pesticides.
[00:05:10]  If these inputs disappeared overnight, crop yields would fall, food prices would surge, and Americans would experience a massive loss of farms, even beyond what we are witnessing today.
[00:05:22]  The consequences would be disastrous.
[00:05:24]  So he's saying we got to keep poisoning you.
[00:05:26]  So there's he's saying, hey, glyphosate poisons you, but it turns out we got to keep poisoning you because if we stopped poisoning you, it would be bad for business.
[00:05:38]  That's what he's saying.
[00:05:40]  This is what he said initially.
[00:05:42]  Now, I'm going to show you what he said on Joe Rogan today in a second.
[00:05:46]  I support President Trump's executive order to bring agricultural chemical production back to the United States and end our near-total reliance on adversarial nations.
[00:05:54]  His executive order protects two pillars of national strength, our defense readiness and our food supply.
[00:06:00]  When hostile actors control critical inputs, they directly threaten the security of the American people.
[00:06:05]  The Trump administration will secure these supply chains to a list.
[00:06:08]  So he went from saying, hey, I'm going to ban this to saying, hey, turns out it's okay if we give you cancer because it's good for business.
[00:06:16]  And for our, it's, if we give our own people cancer, that somehow helps our national defense.
[00:06:24]  Hey, how are you going to defend the United States?
[00:06:26]  Well, we're going to start giving our people cancer.
[00:06:30]  President Trump did not build our current system.
[00:06:33]  He inherited it.
[00:06:34]  For decades, Washington designed modern agriculture.
[00:06:36]  Policymakers wrote farm policy, directed research dollars, structured subsidies and crop insurance.
[00:06:42]  So he's just, his hands are cuffed.
[00:06:45]  He can't do anything.
[00:06:46]  He can't stop us from giving you cancer because the system's already in place.
[00:06:52]  Yeah, that's why we elected you to change that system.
[00:07:00]  So he goes on to say, those deliberate choices locked farmers into chemical dependence and prioritized short-term output over long-term soil vitality and human health.
[00:07:11]  And we're going to keep doing it.
[00:07:15]  We are now changing course without destabilizing the food supply.
[00:07:19]  Alongside the U.S. DA, Secretary Rollins, we are accelerating the transition to regenerative agriculture by expanding farming systems.
[00:07:28]  So he's going to tell you all the good stuff they're doing, but at the same time, yeah, we're going to still keep giving you cancer.
[00:07:37]  So I've met with hundreds of farms.
[00:07:39]  So that's what he was saying then.
[00:07:41]  So he's trying to pretend that they're still looking out for you, even though the executive order says we're going to keep giving you cancer because it's good for business.
[00:07:52]  With President Trump's leadership, we are securing critical supply chains, confronting the health risks embedded in our current system and deploying every available tool to blah, Okay.
[00:08:03]  So that's what he said initially.
[00:08:05]  He's like, yeah, I'm going to have to go.
[00:08:07]  We got to do it because it's going to hurt our business.
[00:08:09]  That's really why he's, that's what he said.
[00:08:11]  So now he went on Joe Rogan today.
[00:08:13]  So here's what, and here's what he said.
[00:08:14]  Here's what he said today.
[00:08:18]  Hang on.
[00:08:20]  I wanted to ask you about pesticides.
[00:08:22]  So what was the recent ruling on glyphosate?
[00:08:26]  That was an EO, which is an executive order from the president saying that we're going to make the ingredients for glyphosate in this country and for elemental phosphorus.
[00:08:43]  And, you know, I've, listen, I've spent 40 years fighting pesticides.
[00:08:48]  It was, you know, I was part of the trial team on the Monsanto case, which was the team that, you know, we won three cases in a row and then got an $11 billion settlement with Monsanto, which is now Bayer, by the end of our trial.
[00:09:05]  So RFK used to be the guy suing these chemical makers and winning.
[00:09:10]  He got an $11 billion settlement from when Monsanto made glyphosate, and then Monsanto sold it, or Monsanto got sold to Bayer.
[00:09:18]  And now Bayer is the maker of glyphosate.
[00:09:21]  And before, when it was Monsanto, he sued them, one three times, and got him to settle for $11 billion for giving people cancer.
[00:09:30]  And now he's part of an administration that is going to give a liability shield so that guys like him can't sue the manufacturers of glyphosate anymore.
[00:09:40]  That's what the administration he's a part of is currently doing.
[00:09:45]  Okay, so let's hear what he says.
[00:09:48]  By the end of our trial, Bayer-owned Monsanto.
[00:09:53]  But, you know, pesticides are poison.
[00:09:54]  They're designed to kill all life.
[00:09:57]  It's not a good thing to have in your food.
[00:09:59]  So, but I also, so it's not something that I was particularly happy with.
[00:10:06]  Let me put it that way mildly.
[00:10:08]  But I also understand the president's point of view.
[00:10:11]  The president didn't create this system.
[00:10:14]  He's dealing with a problem that was created long before over the past 60 years when, you know, through federal policies and subsidies and the management of farming in this country, the agricultural management, we have addicted our farmers to these pesticides and particularly glyphosate.
[00:10:36]  Glyphosate is the foundational pesticide of our food production system.
[00:10:41]  So 97% of corn in this country is produced with glyphosate and can't be produced without it.
[00:10:49]  98% of, you know, you could do it.
[00:10:53]  You could change it.
[00:10:55]  There's organic corn producers in this country.
[00:10:58]  It's like 3%.
[00:11:01]  98% of soy is produced with glyphosate.
[00:11:05]  If you banned glyphosate overnight, or if you got rid of it, or if somebody else cut off our supply, it would destroy the American food system.
[00:11:16]  How crazy is that statement?
[00:11:18]  The American foods, the entire system is based on using poison.
[00:11:23]  Right.
[00:11:24]  The farmers don't like it.
[00:11:25]  You know, let me just explain what the EO did.
[00:11:30]  Right now, according to the industry reports, 99% of our glyphosate comes from China.
[00:11:38]  So the Pentagon and others said this is an extreme national security vulnerability that China controls the U.S. food system.
[00:11:47]  We can't afford to let that happen if we got in some kind of tangle with them.
[00:11:52]  It could literally cut off our food supply overnight and cripple the country.
[00:11:56]  And so that's what the president was responding to.
[00:12:00]  But we all know we've got to transition off of glyphosate.
[00:12:04]  We all know that.
[00:12:05]  And the farmers hate it.
[00:12:07]  One, you know, they're now starting to see these.
[00:12:12]  Where's the plan for the transition?
[00:12:16]  These chemical resistant weeds that can't be treated with glyphosate.
[00:12:23]  And that was predictable.
[00:12:25]  Two, they hate the inputs.
[00:12:26]  It's cost them a lot of money.
[00:12:30]  Three, the foreign countries won't allow them to export.
[00:12:35]  Like Europe doesn't allow, most European countries don't allow the export of our crops to their countries.
[00:12:40]  Well, how are they doing it?
[00:12:44]  They use less glyphosate.
[00:12:47]  What a great question, Joe.
[00:12:50]  He just, did you see he kind of stunned RFK?
[00:12:52]  Didn't see that question coming.
[00:12:54]  Well, if Europe doesn't use the glyphosate, how come they get to be producing vegetables and crops for their people without it?
[00:13:03]  Why can't our, why can't we do it, but they can do it?
[00:13:07]  How are they doing it?
[00:13:08]  Well, let's listen.
[00:13:10]  It's supposed to be our crops to their countries.
[00:13:15]  Well, how are they doing it?
[00:13:18]  They use less glyphosate than we do.
[00:13:21]  But they use some.
[00:13:24]  They use it.
[00:13:24]  But, you know, our system is all Roundup Ready corn and Roundup Ready soy.
[00:13:32]  And so they don't, you know, they don't use it like we do over here.
[00:13:35]  Ideally, that we would transition away from that, right?
[00:13:39]  Yeah.
[00:13:39]  And it's also, they know it's destroying their soil.
[00:13:42]  And they're all suffering from runoff.
[00:13:44]  You know, it destroys the microbiome and the soil.
[00:13:47]  And because of that, the soil can't, you don't get water infiltration in the soil.
[00:13:55]  And so the soil then runs off.
[00:13:58]  And, you know, it's destroying their farms.
[00:14:01]  It's not sustainable.
[00:14:02]  Everybody knows that.
[00:14:03]  We had Will Harris from White Oak Pastures on here, and he showed us the literal line in the river between his organic farm and the next door neighbor's farm.
[00:14:12]  We could see this clear line where all the runoff is going into the river.
[00:14:16]  Yeah, but Will Harris will also tell you the same thing that I said is that what he did is very hard.
[00:14:25]  And it's 20 years.
[00:14:27]  It took him 20 years.
[00:14:28]  It took him 20 years and it's not applicable to every farmer.
[00:14:33]  He understands the problem too.
[00:14:35]  We all understand that this is a huge problem.
[00:14:37]  So the president was dealing with national security, and they did something that I really don't like, which is to support, there's a lawsuit about that's now before the Supreme Court, but in the lower court they supported, has asked for federal preemption.
[00:14:55]  So that would mean that if the federal label says that this is safe, these state lawsuits now cannot be brought.
[00:15:09]  So it would throw out a lot of the state lawsuits and effectively gives them immunity from liability.
[00:15:15]  So what he's saying is that the president's executive order says that no matter what the state law says, the federal government is going to overrule the state and local governments and their laws.
[00:15:30]  So if the feds say, hey, glyphosate is safe, doesn't matter what the court says, no matter if you win in front of a judge or a jury, doesn't matter what the state laws say, doesn't matter what the state legislatures say, the federal government's just going to come and overrule you, which again is another thing that's the exact opposite of what conservatives are supposed to believe in.

=== Bending Toward Cancer (10:04) ===

[00:15:53]  Conservatives always believe in that the laws made closest to home are the best and that you shouldn't give your right to legislation and to rule over yourselves to the feds.
[00:16:08]  And that's exact, Donald Trump is the exact, again, the exact opposite of a conservative.
[00:16:13]  The exact opposite.
[00:16:14]  He's the exact opposite of what he ran on on MAGA.
[00:16:18]  And there's RFK Jr. bending himself in a pretzel, trying to say, yeah, we got to keep giving you cancer.
[00:16:27]  Because it's, you know, because our system's built that way.
[00:16:32]  Yeah.
[00:16:32]  Well, let's unwind that system.
[00:16:35]  We got to keep giving everyone cancer, and we got to keep stopping people from suing when they get cancer.
[00:16:40]  So now not only are we going to keep giving you cancer, but we're going to take your right away to get compensated when you get cancer and you got nowhere else to go to eat.
[00:16:50]  Every piece of corn, 97% of the corn in America filled with glyphosate.
[00:16:56]  Soybeans filled with everything.
[00:16:58]  And that stuff's in everything.
[00:17:02]  I don't know how you get it.
[00:17:03]  I get my pasta directly from Italy that I make at home.
[00:17:08]  And there's a restaurant down the street I go to get pasta.
[00:17:10]  They get their pasta directly from Italy.
[00:17:12]  It doesn't have glyphosate on it.
[00:17:16]  But it's in everything.
[00:17:17]  It's going to be in your bread.
[00:17:19]  It's going to be in your baby formula.
[00:17:22]  It's going to be in your corn, anything that corn is in, anything that soybeans in.
[00:17:26]  And soybeans is in everything.
[00:17:29]  And there he is bending himself in a pretzel saying, yeah, this is horrible.
[00:17:33]  But we got to keep doing it because that's the way it goes.
[00:17:37]  Oh, the farmers hate it.
[00:17:39]  Oh, you mean the big agri-companies hate it?
[00:17:42]  No, they don't.
[00:17:43]  The small farmers hate it.
[00:17:47]  So, Toby Rogers, he says this is some hell of a twisted logic.
[00:17:51]  Glyphosate is a carcinogen.
[00:17:53]  Right now, 99% of this carcinogen comes from China.
[00:17:57]  Therefore, we, the people of the United States, have to make the carcinogen here that we all know we've got to transition off of.
[00:18:07]  So, we know we have to transition off this carcinogen, but it's really bad that another country makes the carcinogen.
[00:18:14]  So, we got to make our own carcinogen to give to our own people.
[00:18:20]  Somehow, make it make sense.
[00:18:23]  Make it make sense.
[00:18:24]  Now, you know, if it was up to RFK, he probably would change it, but it's not up to him.
[00:18:31]  So, this is up to Trump.
[00:18:34]  Trump did an executive order.
[00:18:36]  And so it's like, hey, either you go along with the administration or you quit.
[00:18:42]  And so I'm sure his thinking is: well, if I'm not here, nothing good is going to get done because nothing good is going to get done.
[00:18:51]  It's the first time we've ever had the head of the HHS that the big pharma and big agriculture had an allergic reaction to.
[00:19:00]  It's the first time ever in my lifetime.
[00:19:02]  Can you remember the last time the head of HHS or the FDA or the CDC was an actual adversary to big pharma and big agriculture?
[00:19:11]  I don't.
[00:19:11]  I can't remember.
[00:19:14]  So they have gotten good stuff done over there.
[00:19:16]  They have gotten the recommendation from 72 vaccines for a baby down to 35 on parity with Denmark.
[00:19:25]  They gotten rid of the mandate for the hepatitis B vaccine to be the first shot you give a baby, which never made any sense.
[00:19:31]  So there are good things happening.
[00:19:35]  And they would not have happened if anybody else was in that position.
[00:19:41]  So I'm not going to throw the baby out with the bathwater.
[00:19:44]  This is horrible.
[00:19:45]  And this is the kind of compromise that a guy like this is being forced to make by Donald Trump, or else he can't get anything good done.
[00:19:53]  Now, some people will make the case, well, he should resign and make a big stink out of it.
[00:19:59]  There's a lot of merit to that.
[00:20:01]  I understand that argument.
[00:20:03]  I'm not saying it's wrong.
[00:20:06]  Maybe he should.
[00:20:07]  Maybe he should stand up against it.
[00:20:09]  Maybe he should bring it to the Supreme Court.
[00:20:11]  Maybe he should drop out of the administration, file a lawsuit, and go to the Supreme Court and win.
[00:20:15]  Maybe that's what he should do.
[00:20:16]  Probably, maybe.
[00:20:19]  But I see the calculation he's making.
[00:20:22]  You can agree with it or disagree with it.
[00:20:24]  I kind of disagree with it.
[00:20:27]  Anomaly says they keep saying we can't just instantly stop using glyphosate.
[00:20:32]  Okay, so then where's your plan to weed us off it?
[00:20:35]  Wean us off it.
[00:20:36]  They don't have one.
[00:20:37]  Trump's executive order gave them new legal immunity shield and a production boost.
[00:20:42]  Stop the BS.
[00:20:45]  This isn't a plan to wean us off it.
[00:20:48]  This is a plan to keep us using it.
[00:20:50]  And now the people who get cancer from it can't even get compensation for it as they could in the past.
[00:20:56]  So it's gotten worse now.
[00:21:00]  RFK, RFK should resign.
[00:21:03]  I think he should.
[00:21:04]  But what do I know?
[00:21:05]  But that's what I, so, so this is Casey Means.
[00:21:09]  White House advisor Casey Means says the recent glyphosate executive order is extremely disappointing.
[00:21:17]  But the HHS is working hard to address it.
[00:21:20]  Okay.
[00:21:20]  You mean go along with it?
[00:21:22]  So this guy says Casey Means and Bobby Kennedy are either complete idiots or unmitigated snake oil salesmen.
[00:21:29]  The reason farmers are dependent on glyphosate pesticides is that the seed and pesticide oligopoly led by Bayer has choked innovation and competition out of this sector for two decades, trapping farmers.
[00:21:46]  As a recent Deloitte report on the agrochemical industry said, the strategies deployed by industry incumbents today are better described as capturing rather than selling value.
[00:21:59]  In other words, Bayer et al. trapped farmers into using pesticides that give farmers cancer so they can charge farmers an arm and a leg for them.
[00:22:08]  And now they want immunity from lawsuits so they can keep charging farmers an arm and a leg for their cancer-causing pesticide.
[00:22:15]  And Callie Means and Bobby Kennedy's solution for this situation is a little NIH grant program.
[00:22:22]  Really?
[00:22:23]  These people are either idiots or they think their followers are idiots.
[00:22:27]  So Tara says now all the brain-dead Maha zombies will cheer because Bobby said he wasn't happy with the executive order, even though he released a 10-paragraph statement standing behind it.
[00:22:41]  And I read you most of it.
[00:22:44]  This fraud didn't even mention one word about vaccines or the COVID vaccine on the entire two-hour podcast.
[00:22:51]  That is super disappointing.
[00:22:54]  Super, super duper disappointing.
[00:22:56]  What a joke.
[00:22:57]  There's no pushback.
[00:22:59]  It should have been a defining moment where he resigned.
[00:23:03]  Trump protects farmers too much.
[00:23:05]  Farmers using glyphosate shouldn't be admired.
[00:23:10]  The only solution is to ban it entirely.
[00:23:13]  Let things fall where they be.
[00:23:15]  I'm all for that.
[00:23:16]  And now, by the end of this segment, I'm coming around to the, he should have resigned over this and immediately filed a lawsuit sticking up for people to sue when they get cancer against glyphosate.
[00:23:28]  Hey, DeSensor News says, were you telling the truth when you said on August 2024 that Trump will protect Americans' freedoms, get us out of the wars, rebuild the middle class, and make America healthy again?
[00:23:42]  It was total 180 from what you were saying in the weeks and months before that.
[00:23:48]  Okay, well, here's Toby Rogers one more.
[00:23:51]  He says, I strongly doubt that the alternative to Roundup is laser-guided weed control.
[00:23:57]  I imagine the alternative to Roundup is switching from monocropping to permaculture principles that emphasize crop rotation and planting complementary species that naturally suppress weed growth.
[00:24:09]  Polycultures disrupt the conditions that allow any single weed species to dominate, while deep-rooted perennials out-compete opportunistic annuals for nutrients and light.
[00:24:20]  Cover cropping between seasons smothers weeds before they establish in strategic ground cover.
[00:24:26]  Bare soil, whether living mulch, wood chips, or intercropped legumes, denies bare soil to the plants you don't want.
[00:24:35]  None of this requires a herbicide or a laser.
[00:24:38]  It requires a fundamentally different relationship between the farmer and the land and one that works at the logical succession rather than perpetually fighting it.
[00:24:48]  So he's telling you that there's other ways to do this.
[00:24:50]  That's basically what that says.
[00:24:51]  There's other ways to get rid of weeds.
[00:24:53]  There's other ways to do this.
[00:24:55]  You don't need to do this.
[00:24:57]  And this is just another huge disappointment from the Trump administration to anybody who's in Maha.
[00:25:06]  And to see RFK, yeah, okay, so he says, I'm disappointed.
[00:25:10]  What are you doing?
[00:25:12]  You're going along with it.
[00:25:13]  You're defending it.
[00:25:14]  We got to do this.
[00:25:15]  We got to keep giving you cancer because that's the system.
[00:25:20]  Why not?
[00:25:20]  You say the same thing about we got to keep giving kids vaccines.
[00:25:23]  That's the system.
[00:25:24]  We got to keep giving you experimental medical treatments with no safety studies done with a placebo.
[00:25:30]  We just, it's the system.
[00:25:32]  So this is a huge disappointment.
[00:25:34]  I don't look forward to watching that Joe Rogan episode with him at all.
[00:25:39]  This is a bit of a hard breakout.
[00:25:42]  I wish he would resign and then immediately sue at the behalf of American citizens to recover damages when they're given cancer from glyphosate, like he used to before he was HHS secretary.
[00:25:54]  What he used to do.

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[00:26:31]  Bill Clinton testified in the Epstein trial thing to Congress today.
[00:26:36]  And I just want to remember, I just want to remind you how Bill tells the truth about this kind of thing.
[00:26:42]  I'm going to say this again.
[00:26:44]  I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.
[00:26:51]  I never told anybody to lie, not a single time.
[00:26:55]  These allegations are false, and I need to go back to work for the American people.
[00:27:01]  Thank you.
[00:27:03]  Oh, and people applaud.
[00:27:04]  Well, here he is.
[00:27:07]  So here he is on the that's that looks like that's isn't that the thing he built at his island?
[00:27:13]  That's Epstein.
[00:27:14]  Yeah.
[00:27:15]  So it looks like I don't know.
[00:27:16]  I know he built a replica.
[00:27:18]  So this is a real thing in Israel and then he built a replica of it.
[00:27:21]  So maybe they're at the real thing in Israel together or maybe they're on his island.
[00:27:25]  I don't know.
[00:27:25]  But there they are together.
[00:27:27]  I think that Bill Clinton was probably just there for the pizza and the jerky and the grape soda.
[00:27:33]  He's a foodie.
[00:27:35]  He's a real foodie.
[00:27:38]  Bill Clinton put out a statement today.
[00:27:40]  As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing, I would have turned him in myself and led the call for justice for his crimes.
[00:27:58]  Not sweetheart deals.
[00:28:02]  Oh my God.
[00:28:04]  And Bill Clinton, if he had any inkling that something bad was going on, he would have turned him in himself.
[00:28:10]  And Bill just had to keep going back and going back and going back over and over and over again just to make sure that he was right about how wrong all this is.

=== Bill's Oath Broken (14:13) ===

[00:28:23]  Do you want, should I read any of this to you?
[00:28:25]  I don't know.
[00:28:25]  Do you care what his statements are?
[00:28:27]  Yeah, I do.
[00:28:28]  I'm here today for two reasons.
[00:28:30]  This is his statement he read to the committee.
[00:28:33]  The first is that I love my country.
[00:28:36]  And America was built upon the idea that no person is above the law, even presidents, especially presidents.
[00:28:42]  Democracy.
[00:28:44]  Democracy requires every person to play their part.
[00:28:46]  Really?
[00:28:46]  Is that why nobody went to jail for 9-11?
[00:28:48]  Why nobody went to jail for the crash of the American economy in 2008 that you set up?
[00:28:55]  Is that why nobody went to jail for ordering a worldwide torture program?
[00:28:59]  Is that why nobody went to jail for lying about weapons of mass destruction that Iraq didn't have?
[00:29:06]  Is that why nobody went to jail for any of that?
[00:29:08]  Because presidents aren't above the law?
[00:29:10]  Of course.
[00:29:10]  Is that why every president's a war criminal in my lifetime?
[00:29:15]  Of course, presidents are above the law, and you're living proof of it.
[00:29:20]  Democracy requires every person play their part.
[00:29:22]  And I hope that being here today, we can bring ourselves a little further away from the brink and back to being a country where we can disagree with one another, civilly, where the search for truth and justice outweighs the partisan urge to score points and create spectacle.
[00:29:36]  I'll do my part, and I hope you'll do yours.
[00:29:38]  Really?
[00:29:39]  You and your wife went around saying the president was a traitor to our country for four years straight.
[00:29:45]  You ran around saying that Russia was compromised our present.
[00:29:48]  What?
[00:29:50]  The second reason I'm here is that the girls and women whose lives Jeffrey Epstein destroyed deserve not only justice, but healing.
[00:29:58]  They've been waiting too long for both.
[00:30:01]  Though my brief acquaintance with Epstein ended years before his crimes came to light, and though I never witnessed during our limited interactions any indication that was truly going on, I'm here to offer what little I know so that it might prevent anything like this from ever happening again.
[00:30:17]  But before we start, I just have to get personal.
[00:30:20]  You made Hillary come in.
[00:30:21]  She had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein.
[00:30:24]  Nothing.
[00:30:24]  She has no, it sounds like Dan Bongina defending Erica Kirk.
[00:30:29]  Nothing.
[00:30:30]  She didn't ask for this.
[00:30:31]  Nothing.
[00:30:34]  She has no memory of even meeting with him.
[00:30:36]  She neither traveled with him nor visited any of his properties.
[00:30:39]  I know you did.
[00:30:41]  We know you did.
[00:30:45]  Whether you subpoenaed 10 people or 10,000, including her, was simply not right.
[00:30:51]  We began this hearing with me raising my hand and taking an oath to tell the truth.
[00:30:54]  Well, we know how that goes.
[00:30:56]  But everyone has a responsibility to be honest with those they represent.
[00:31:00]  Whether you raised your right hand or not, each and every one of us owes nothing less than the truth and accuracy to the American people.
[00:31:07]  I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
[00:31:10]  I did not.
[00:31:13]  Now let me say what you're going to hear from me.
[00:31:15]  First, I had no idea of the crimes Epstein was committing.
[00:31:18]  No matter how many photos you show me, I have two things that at the end of the day matter more than your interpretation of those 20-year-old photos.
[00:31:25]  I know what I saw, and more importantly, what I didn't see.
[00:31:28]  I know what I did, and more importantly, what I didn't do.
[00:31:32]  I saw, I saw nothing.
[00:31:34]  I know nothing.
[00:31:36]  There was a show called Hogan's Heroes, and the German sergeant would always, when he saw them doing something, the prisoners, he'd go, I see nothing.
[00:31:45]  This is a guy who's telling us all of this, how much he loves America.
[00:31:50]  And just a reminder, he loves cigars.
[00:31:53]  Remember that?
[00:31:54]  Remember how much he loved cigars?
[00:31:55]  But even with 2020 hindsight, I saw nothing that ever gave me pause.
[00:32:00]  We are only here because he hid it from everyone so well for so long.
[00:32:04]  Well, that's not according to John McCain's wife.
[00:32:07]  John McCain's wife said everybody knew what he was and what he was doing.
[00:32:12]  And by the time it came to light with his 2008 guilty plea, I had long stopped associating with him.
[00:32:18]  You'll often hear me say that I don't recall.
[00:32:21]  That might be unsatisfying, but I'm not going to say something I'm not sure of.
[00:32:25]  This was all a long time ago.
[00:32:27]  Not to speculate or to guess.
[00:32:28]  This is not merely for my benefit, but because it doesn't help you for me to play detective 24 years later.
[00:32:35]  Since I am under oath, I will not falsely state that I am looking forward to your questions, but I am ready to answer them to the best of my abilities, consistent with the facts as I know them to be legitimate, the logical, and even the outlandish.
[00:32:49]  With that, Mr. Chairman, fire away.
[00:32:52]  So I just want to show you this.
[00:32:56]  He's just trying to get ahead of the skid, the skid that's in his pants.
[00:33:02]  Of course, he saw nothing.
[00:33:04]  He saw nothing wrong because sociopaths don't think any of that stuff is wrong.
[00:33:09]  That's why.
[00:33:12]  Here, guess this: did Jeffrey ever talk to you about Bill Clinton?
[00:33:17]  Answer.
[00:33:18]  He said one time that Clinton likes them young, referring to girls.
[00:33:22]  That's straight from the Epstein files.
[00:33:30]  Did Jeffrey ever talk to you about Bill Clinton?
[00:33:32]  He said that Clinton likes him young, referring to girls.
[00:33:35]  So there you go.
[00:33:40]  I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
[00:33:44]  Once a liar, always a liar.
[00:33:45]  Luke Rodkowski, friend of the show, says, tell us how you met Epstein while governor of Arkansas during a ran-contra.
[00:33:53]  Enough of this emotional gaslighting.
[00:33:55]  Tell us what was really going on here.
[00:33:59]  Hodgwin says, brah, nobody believes you.
[00:34:04]  Nick Cruz, friend of the show, says, We all read the files, bro.
[00:34:10]  I like that.
[00:34:11]  I like the bra bro stuff.
[00:34:14]  This reeks of desperation, and nobody believes it.
[00:34:19]  Just say you have stutter.
[00:34:23]  Insane Reality League says the internet is definitely not letting this one pass.
[00:34:28]  No, the internet is not letting this one pass.
[00:34:31]  Devil, this is funny.
[00:34:33]  This is Bill Clinton after speaking to the committee.
[00:34:37]  That's so funny.
[00:34:40]  That's so funny.
[00:34:42]  That's like Ben Affleck when he was outside.
[00:34:44]  Oh, my God.
[00:34:45]  Remember that picture?
[00:34:47]  Oh, my God.
[00:34:47]  That's Bill Clinton after the.
[00:34:49]  Oh, my God.
[00:34:54]  Just look at the stuff he didn't do.
[00:34:55]  Look at all the stuff he didn't do.
[00:34:57]  Look at all.
[00:34:57]  There's him with a naked person.
[00:34:59]  That's a naked girl in his hot tub.
[00:35:01]  Look at all the stuff he didn't do.
[00:35:02]  That's him with Jeffrey Epstein.
[00:35:04]  So let me show you this.
[00:35:06]  Bill Clinton had Epstein at the White House, at the White House, 17 times.
[00:35:12]  Bill and Hillary ditched Secret Service numerous times and went to Epstein's Zorro Ranch in New Mexico, directly from the White House.
[00:35:21]  Whoa.
[00:35:22]  And by the way, the Zorro Ranch in New Mexico is where a lot of people think bodies are buried, and there's lots of other evidence.
[00:35:30]  And guess what?
[00:35:30]  The FBI is not looking into the Zorro Ranch.
[00:35:34]  Bill Clinton is listed on the flight logs of the Lolita Express as a passenger 26 times.
[00:35:41]  He was never listed on any other aircraft that Epstein owned besides the Lolita Express.
[00:35:46]  Four to six of those 26 trips included multiple stops.
[00:35:53]  As of recently, there is no evidence now that Bill Clinton flew directly to or from Epstein's Island, but one log entry shows a September 15, 2003 flight departing from the United States Virgin Islands to Palm Beach with Bill Clinton aboard, but does not indicate he arrived by Epstein's plane or visited the island.
[00:36:14]  Usually people land nearby St. Thomas Island and then take a boat or a helicopter to Epstein Island.
[00:36:22]  Ghislaine Maxwell did have a helicopter flying license and owned her own helicopter.
[00:36:28]  So that's why there's no log of him flying directly to the island because they would fly to St. Thomas and they'd take a boat or a helicopter.
[00:36:37]  That's probably most likely why.
[00:36:41]  And here's Bill Clinton with Ghislaine Maxwell not knowing what's happening.
[00:36:46]  Getting out of play doesn't know what's happening.
[00:36:48]  I don't know what's going on.
[00:36:51]  Here's more Bill Clinton.
[00:36:53]  Here he is with Jeffrey Epstein.
[00:36:54]  Here he is with some girl with her face blacked out.
[00:36:58]  Isn't that something?
[00:37:01]  Hey, just because they wear shiny shirts together?
[00:37:05]  Did they go to the same store?
[00:37:07]  Just because they wear shiny shirts together doesn't mean they know each other.
[00:37:12]  There he is in the hot tub.
[00:37:14]  And this person, according to the FBI files, this person that's blacked out there is naked.
[00:37:21]  And there he is in a hot tub.
[00:37:24]  So he believes in cleanliness.
[00:37:26]  That's all.
[00:37:27]  Cleanliness is close to godliness.
[00:37:29]  Is that so wrong?
[00:37:31]  I don't want to speak for whoever else is blacked out in that shot, though.
[00:37:35]  Okay.
[00:37:36]  Oh, here's Bill Clinton.
[00:37:37]  There's a nice picture.
[00:37:38]  Bill Clinton on, looks like he's on the Lolita Express there.
[00:37:41]  That's what it looks like.
[00:37:42]  She's just helping him pop his hip back into the socket.
[00:37:47]  That's what he's using ancient ways.
[00:37:49]  That's what that is.
[00:37:52]  Here's another one blacked out.
[00:37:55]  He doesn't want to be outdone by Robert De Niro and Bill Maher.
[00:37:58]  Bill Clinton only dates women with giant black cubes for a head.
[00:38:03]  You get the joke, right?
[00:38:06]  By the way, exclusive, Jeffrey Epstein's access to the Clinton White House laid bare.
[00:38:11]  Visitor logs reveal the PDF file visited the former president at least 17 times at the White House, including a dozen in 1994 and twice in one day on three separate occasions.
[00:38:27]  Wow.
[00:38:28]  Wow.
[00:38:30]  Wow, wow.
[00:38:31]  Epstein, who died in 2019, visited Bill Clinton at the executive mansion over the course of three years with the first invitation coming just a month after his inauguration in 1993.
[00:38:43]  He was right in.
[00:38:45]  The logs show that Epstein showed up on 14 separate days, even making two visits in a single day on three different occasions.
[00:38:55]  Whoa!
[00:38:57]  So he'd go to the White House twice in one day, three different days.
[00:39:01]  He did that.
[00:39:02]  Epstein was invited by some of Clinton's most senior advisors and aides, including one who later served as Treasury Secretary, according to records.
[00:39:12]  The documents reveal that the vast majority of Epstein's visits stated that he was going to the West Wing, meaning there was a strong likelihood he was meeting with Clinton.
[00:39:23]  Maybe he wasn't going to the West Wing.
[00:39:24]  Maybe he was going to the West Wing, if you know what I'm talking about.
[00:39:28]  That's what Bill Clinton called it.
[00:39:31]  And here's that they do a nice layout here.
[00:39:34]  1993, that's his first meeting with Epstein.
[00:39:37]  And then Epstein and his alleged madam, Ghislaine Maxwell, appear on the log attending a White House party.
[00:39:43]  That was also in 1993.
[00:39:46]  So that's all his meetings.
[00:39:48]  Epstein appears on the White House log twice and on this date at 5 p.m. and 7 p.m.
[00:39:54]  So between 1993 and 95, Epstein visited the White House for undisclosed reasons 17 times.
[00:40:02]  Just to keep, just to let you know.
[00:40:07]  Meanwhile, Epstein was still establishing himself as a financial manager and had recently left.
[00:40:13]  Get this.
[00:40:14]  He recently left a place called Towers Financial.
[00:40:17]  They were a debt collection agency, which collapsed in 1993 due to a $450 million Ponzi scheme, the largest in the United States at that time.
[00:40:29]  So, boy, isn't it amazing how he got out just in time?
[00:40:34]  So, I'm going to guess he got tipped off by whoever was, okay, Stephen Hoffenberg, who ran the company with Epstein, was jailed for 20 years.
[00:40:43]  Epstein was never arrested or charged.
[00:40:46]  So, do you think he got tipped off and then he was protected?
[00:40:48]  Of course, he was.
[00:40:49]  Of course, he was.
[00:40:52]  That's what that's called.
[00:40:57]  So, here's more.
[00:40:59]  There's more Bill Clinton with Jeffrey.
[00:41:02]  There's more Bill Clinton with Jeffrey.
[00:41:05]  There's more.
[00:41:06]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:07]  If you think that's relaxing, wait till she does the front rub.
[00:41:12]  That's at an airport.
[00:41:15]  So that's that.
[00:41:16]  Yeah.
[00:41:17]  Mm-hmm.
[00:41:18]  Wow.
[00:41:20]  Any so there you go.
[00:41:24]  And there she is.
[00:41:25]  There's Ghillain at his daughter's wedding.
[00:41:31]  In 2001, following the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Bill Clinton had his Arkansas law license suspended for five years and was disbarred from practicing before the U.S. Supreme Court.
[00:41:42]  This resulted from a contempt of court ruling regarding misleading testimony in the Paula Jones case, which led to a deal with prosecutors to avoid further action.
[00:41:51]  So Bill Clinton has lied under oath.
[00:41:55]  His statement to the committee was all garbage.
[00:41:58]  We have a responsibility to tell the truth.
[00:42:02]  He got disbarred for lying under oath in a court case.
[00:42:05]  In October 2001, the Supreme Court ordered his removal from their bar, giving him 40 days to object.
[00:42:10]  Arkansas license, he agreed to a five-year suspension of his Arkansas law license in January 2001 as part of a deal to avoid indictment.
[00:42:18]  The reasoning, the disciplinary action stemmed from findings that he gave false testimony under oath regarding his relationship with Monica Lewinsky.
[00:42:26]  And let's remember Bill Clinton pretending that he doesn't know what was going on.
[00:42:30]  Here's John McCain's wife telling you that everybody knew.
[00:42:32]  You know, it hides in plain sight.
[00:42:35]  Epstein was hiding in plain sight.

=== Dan Bongino's Lies (15:00) ===

[00:42:37]  We all knew about him.
[00:42:38]  We all knew what he was doing.
[00:42:42]  So Bill Clinton gets ripped on the internet on Twitter for just nobody believes him.
[00:42:48]  Everybody knows you knew exactly what was going on.
[00:42:54]  So Dan Bongierno went off because Candace Owens is going to do an expose on Erica Kirk's background.
[00:43:01]  And if you know anything about her background, it reads like a CIA psyop.
[00:43:05]  100%.
[00:43:06]  A 17-year-old girl, beauty queen, goes to Romania to start an orphanage for trafficked children.
[00:43:13]  Get out of here.
[00:43:14]  Of course, she starts it at the epicenter of global trafficking.
[00:43:20]  That's where she was working with the military at 17.
[00:43:24]  Okay.
[00:43:25]  All right.
[00:43:27]  So anyway, here's the, I'm going to show you the trailer and then I'll show you Dan Bongino's reaction to it.
[00:43:32]  President Trump says that Kirk has died after he was shot from a nearby building after being shot at Utah Valley University.
[00:43:39]  The great and even legendary Charlie Kirk is dead.
[00:43:44]  The cries of this widow will echo around the world like a battle cry.
[00:43:50]  I didn't even get to give him a kiss goodbye.
[00:43:54]  That young man.
[00:43:56]  I forgive him.
[00:44:00]  Take your time.
[00:44:03]  Erica Kirk has been named the new CEO of Turning Point USA.
[00:44:07]  My husband's dead.
[00:44:08]  Like, I'm not trying to be morbid, but he's dead.
[00:44:10]  It's weird to say excited.
[00:44:12]  Describes her husband's funeral as the event of the century.
[00:44:16]  Merch hats.
[00:44:18]  We have 50,000 plus hot boarders.
[00:44:21]  Nobody knows why she's out there in a glittering pantsuit in a recreated tent that her husband tragically was murdered in, throwing merch out.
[00:44:31]  Everyone breathe differently, so if someone's acting weird, don't read into that.
[00:44:35]  Zionists, the prime minister of Israel, all lied through their teeth about Charlie Kirk.
[00:44:42]  Her operation was in Constanta, the epicenter of Romania's trafficking scandal.
[00:44:49]  We need conversations to have with a 15-year-old.
[00:44:52]  I'm going to touch your butt, $8.6 million to their own shell company.
[00:44:57]  What is going on?
[00:44:58]  We have nothing to hide.
[00:45:01]  My aunt used to tell me, never do something that you don't want on the front page of a newspaper.
[00:45:09]  So that's her new series exposing.
[00:45:12]  And here's, by the way, she knew a long time ago and rehearsed her twerking ass off to be camera ready for it and still needed eye drops to go out there.
[00:45:28]  So anyone telling me that acting is easy deserves to be tortured during the Spanish Inquisition because acting is a lot harder than it looks.
[00:45:35]  Just look at Erica Kirk.
[00:45:38]  Okay, here's Dan Bongierno's reaction to it.
[00:45:41]  Let's watch.
[00:45:42]  Erica didn't choose this, man.
[00:45:46]  She didn't choose this.
[00:45:47]  Erica did choose this.
[00:45:49]  100,000% she chose this.
[00:45:51]  She always wanted to be a public person.
[00:45:53]  That's why she went on reality dating shows.
[00:45:55]  That's why she started a movie with all those people from Fort Huachuca.
[00:45:59]  That's why when she became a beauty queen.
[00:46:02]  That's why she went, and when she was 17 years old, she went to work at an orphanage helping trafficking victims.
[00:46:13]  She's 100%.
[00:46:14]  That's why she became the CEO of now a quarter billion dollar company, which is going to become probably a billion-dollar company.
[00:46:22]  And you're not supposed to criticize her or point out when she's lying or that everything in her past reads like a CIA psyop.
[00:46:29]  She 100% asked for this.
[00:46:31]  So Dan Bongrinho's jumping off point is complete and utter garbage.
[00:46:36]  Complete BS.
[00:46:37]  100% BS, a lie.
[00:46:40]  She is a public person.
[00:46:42]  She's not a quiet private wife grieving her husband.
[00:46:46]  She's 100% public person on stage with glitter pantsuits and pyrotechnics, throwing out hats and merch.
[00:46:54]  She's on vestor calls talking about how much money they're raising off the merch and 50,000 hat sales, and the biggest event of the century was their funeral and all this stuff.
[00:47:07]  She's 100% public person on purpose in charge of a $100 million cut.
[00:47:14]  She definitely deserves scrutiny, and she's definitely asking for this.
[00:47:19]  And for you to say not to do that sounds very much like saying don't do your own research, don't trust the science, trust the experts.
[00:47:28]  Don't Dr. Fauci is a saint.
[00:47:31]  That's what this sounds like.
[00:47:32]  Here we go.
[00:47:33]  Here we go.
[00:47:35]  Erica didn't choose this, man.
[00:47:37]  She didn't choose this.
[00:47:39]  Yes, he did.
[00:47:40]  Imagine sitting there in your house and you find out from Twitter or, I don't know, a text or a phone call that your husband was just shot in the neck for the entire world to see on social media at a public event.
[00:47:54]  Debatable.
[00:48:00]  Was he shot with a .30-06, Mr. Former Deputy Director of the FBI?
[00:48:06]  Was he shot with a 30-odd six?
[00:48:08]  Is that what you're saying?
[00:48:09]  Because that's what you said.
[00:48:10]  So we know that didn't happen.
[00:48:13]  We know you're lying about that.
[00:48:15]  So imagine sitting at home and then finding out that your husband just is being lied about his assassinations, being lied about by the FBI.
[00:48:24]  Imagine that.
[00:48:26]  And by the way, she didn't hear it from social media because the amazing Mikey McCoy was supposed to have called her the second the bullet was shot.
[00:48:33]  Remember that?
[00:48:43]  your husband was just shot in the neck for the entire world to see on social media at a public I can't imagine that.
[00:48:53]  I know you can't either.
[00:48:55]  And you got to go through this.
[00:48:57]  And you got a bunch of absolute fucking lunatics sending her emails.
[00:49:05]  You did.
[00:49:06]  Comments.
[00:49:07]  She's opening up emails from rando people.
[00:49:11]  Even I do.
[00:49:12]  I don't do that.
[00:49:14]  She's opening up emails from random people.
[00:49:17]  What are you talking about?
[00:49:19]  Again, so Dan Bontino is lying.
[00:49:23]  His jumping off point is lying.
[00:49:25]  There's two lies in a row.
[00:49:28]  And you only lie to cover up something.
[00:49:30]  You don't lie when you're trying to get to the truth.
[00:49:33]  Tweets.
[00:49:35]  Fuck you.
[00:49:38]  Go fuck yourself, you demonic fucking scum.
[00:49:42]  There's the talking points.
[00:49:43]  You got him.
[00:49:45]  You got him.
[00:49:47]  As much as I hate what just happened, I wish ill on no one, and everyone should restrain their emotions.
[00:49:54]  He wishes ill on no one.
[00:49:57]  He wishes ill on no one while I ramp up my audience into doing something violent.
[00:50:02]  Here we go.
[00:50:03]  The other side, because they are not on our side.
[00:50:06]  Everyone.
[00:50:08]  Once you go down the road of violence.
[00:50:10]  You are not on our side, Dan.
[00:50:12]  You are on the side of the PDF files and the blackmailers and the international globalists and the shadow government.
[00:50:19]  That's whose side you're on, Dan.
[00:50:24]  You're not on our side.
[00:50:27]  You're there to cover up the Epstein files.
[00:50:30]  You're there to cover up Charlie Kirk's real assassinators because it's Israel and you know it.
[00:50:37]  You're not on our side.
[00:50:41]  Unless there's no turning back.
[00:50:42]  There's always someone stronger than you, man.
[00:50:44]  Always.
[00:50:46]  There's a whole lot of people stronger than me.
[00:50:50]  And I'm sorry if the language distracts from you, but I can think of no other New York way to say it than fuck you, motherfuckers.
[00:50:56]  You deserve to feel the little licks of the flames of hell on every inch of your body.
[00:51:04]  So Candace Owens deserves to feel the licks of the fire of hell on every inch of her body.
[00:51:10]  But he doesn't wish ill will on anybody.
[00:51:13]  No.
[00:51:15]  He can't even get his lies straight.
[00:51:17]  Like he can't even lie from the beginning of his sentence to the end correctly.
[00:51:22]  He can't even have a through line.
[00:51:27]  Fuck you.
[00:51:30]  If there's an afterlife.
[00:51:32]  Oh, and I believe there is.
[00:51:33]  I believe in the second creation.
[00:51:35]  I don't pretend to be the judge and jury, but I know you're not in it.
[00:51:41]  So it went on for way longer than that, but that's the best parts.
[00:51:47]  There's the best parts.
[00:51:50]  As he dog whistles to bigger psychos who are willing to be violent.
[00:51:58]  And I love his disclaimer.
[00:52:00]  I don't wish ill will on anyone.
[00:52:07]  I want you to go out there and take these people down, but with a notepad.
[00:52:13]  Here's what Candace says.
[00:52:15]  Candace says, public service announcement.
[00:52:19]  We won't be taking any lessons on what evil is from people who protected Jeffrey Epstein, graping children, and/or look the other way as Benjamin Netanyahu committed a genocide in broad daylight.
[00:52:37]  She's right.
[00:52:38]  I'm not listening.
[00:52:41]  And why is Dan Bongino so emotional about this?
[00:52:45]  Because it's number one, because this all points to Israel doing this in conjunction with the deep state.
[00:52:53]  And guess what?
[00:52:53]  His number one priority, his number one priority in life.
[00:52:57]  You want to hear it?
[00:52:57]  That's right.
[00:52:58]  What cause is dear to your heart?
[00:53:00]  What cause is dear to his heart?
[00:53:02]  What cause?
[00:53:03]  I don't know.
[00:53:04]  Peace.
[00:53:05]  How about ending wars?
[00:53:07]  How about getting everybody health care?
[00:53:10]  How about getting everybody educated?
[00:53:12]  How about bringing good jobs?
[00:53:13]  How about making America stronger?
[00:53:15]  How about making America an economic force like we've never been before?
[00:53:20]  How about building up communities and neighborhoods in America?
[00:53:24]  How about holding the powerful accountable?
[00:53:29]  You want to hear what his number one project is?
[00:53:31]  What causes dear to your heart?
[00:53:33]  Number one cause.
[00:53:34]  Causes dear to my Israel.
[00:53:36]  Israel.
[00:53:37]  Defense of Israel.
[00:53:38]  Israel.
[00:53:39]  Israel and the defense of Israel.
[00:53:42]  That's the number one cause to his heart.
[00:53:44]  A guy named Bonjo Jano.
[00:53:48]  So that's a guy who's a deep state guy.
[00:53:52]  That's a guy doing the bidding of your enemies.
[00:53:56]  Dan Bongino is not one of you.
[00:53:58]  He's not one of us.
[00:54:00]  Dan Bongino is one of them.
[00:54:04]  He's working for them.
[00:54:07]  Just like Trump is working for them now and everybody in his cabinet.
[00:54:13]  Everybody in his Department of Justice, everybody in the FBI, they're all now working for them.
[00:54:18]  They're not working for you.
[00:54:20]  Dan Bongino is not one of us.
[00:54:22]  He's one of them.
[00:54:24]  He's not one of you.
[00:54:28]  So that's why.
[00:54:30]  You want to hear it again?
[00:54:31]  What's his number one cause closest to his heart?
[00:54:33]  What's causes dear to your heart?
[00:54:35]  Causes dear to my Israel.
[00:54:37]  The defense of his heart.
[00:54:38]  Defense of Israel.
[00:54:43]  What?
[00:54:43]  What American says that who's not on the take and working against you?
[00:54:49]  Dan Bongino is not one of you.
[00:54:51]  He's not working for you.
[00:54:53]  He's not with us.
[00:54:55]  He's with them.
[00:55:02]  Hey, this is Jimmy.
[00:55:03]  Who's this?
[00:55:04]  Hey, dude.
[00:55:05]  It's JD Vance.
[00:55:06]  Hey, Mr. Vice President, thanks so much for calling.
[00:55:08]  Big night last night.
[00:55:11]  Oh, Jimmy, you can say that again.
[00:55:13]  A big, beautiful night for sure.
[00:55:16]  A real celebration of America.
[00:55:19]  God damn, I love kissing ass.
[00:55:21]  You sure do.
[00:55:22]  Any behind-the-scenes scoop you can give us?
[00:55:25]  There sure is.
[00:55:27]  I was only wearing underwear from the waist down, living up to my old college nickname, No Pants Vance.
[00:55:33]  The JD stands for just dangling.
[00:55:40]  That's fascinating.
[00:55:42]  Fascinating, Mr. Vice President.
[00:55:44]  Well, yeah, Speaker Johnson sure seemed to think so.
[00:55:46]  Oh, probably a little too much.
[00:55:49]  Anyway, that speech might have been the greatest speech ever delivered by a sitting U.S. president.
[00:55:54]  And the best part, Donald Trump is just getting started.
[00:56:00]  When you say that might be the greatest speech, you also mean that you leave the door open to it might not have been, just to keep that in mind.
[00:56:07]  Also, I'm not sure that applies here.
[00:56:13]  Well, whatever.
[00:56:14]  Who cares what you think?
[00:56:15]  It's America's 250th Jubilee year this year, and she can finally have a president that will celebrate her and her history instead of calling her a dumb bitch like every other president has done.
[00:56:30]  I don't think that.
[00:56:32]  One of the Trump administration's accomplishments I'm most proud of is we went into the Smithsonian and other museums and made them tone down all the slavery shit.
[00:56:43]  Like, how about you cool it with that BS, Libtards?
[00:56:46]  First of all, you don't know for sure they weren't getting paid.
[00:56:50]  They didn't have W-2s back then, I don't think.
[00:56:53]  Really?
[00:56:54]  You're proud of rewriting history?
[00:56:57]  Well, if history is written, why can't it be rewritten?
[00:57:00]  Who made that rule anyway?
[00:57:02]  The history police?
[00:57:04]  You're really playing fast and loose with reality itself.
[00:57:07]  I mean, it seems to me, and you're dangerously gleeful about it right now.
[00:57:13]  Oh, you don't even know the half of it.
[00:57:16]  What do you mean?
[00:57:18]  Jimmy, currently, the Department of Homeland Security is working on developing time machines.
[00:57:24]  And when they do, they will supply them to ICE so ICE agents can go back in time to deport the Irish and the Polish, so you will never have even been born.
[00:57:35]  Interesting.

=== Rewriting History? (03:17) ===

[00:57:37]  That's right, Jimmy.
[00:57:38]  The Trump administration's mantra, if you will, has solely become this.
[00:57:43]  Once you believe anything is possible, then you will believe literally anything is possible.
[00:57:50]  And the euphoria you feel when you finally give in to infinite, unbridled delusion is amazing.
[00:57:56]  I see.
[00:57:57]  I assume it's similar to having a religious awakening, which is something I've only pretended to do.
[00:58:03]  The point is, this is why Trump and whoever else can just say something is the case when it most certainly is not the case.
[00:58:11]  I don't think that's a good idea.
[00:58:13]  Oh, no.
[00:58:15]  Later today, the FBI will be announcing that they have safely and successfully located Nancy Guthrie and rescued her from her captors.
[00:58:24]  Are you serious?
[00:58:25]  They found Nancy Guthrie?
[00:58:28]  Absolutely not.
[00:58:29]  But they do have a totally different old lady to present, and they are going to say she was kidnapped by plastic surgeons.
[00:58:36]  And the Trump administration will get credit for solving the crime of the century.
[00:58:41]  Hey, no one's calling it that.
[00:58:44]  I am.
[00:58:45]  For the rest of the century, no crime will surpass the kidnapping of Nancy Guthrie by deranged plastic surgeons.
[00:58:54]  Okay, you're starting to scare me about how unhinged you're sounding.
[00:58:59]  Jimmy, bear in mind that I will be running for president in 2028.
[00:59:03]  I'm not going to, and I'm going to need to appeal to this MAGA base.
[00:59:07]  So I will have to be insane, but then also not insane to appeal to enough people to constitute a majority, which the MAGA base most certainly is not at this point.
[00:59:18]  There's a lot of moving parts here.
[00:59:20]  We're playing 3D chess, and Usha is not allowed to play because she fucking cheats.
[00:59:25]  I know it.
[00:59:26]  Well, like you said, if you believe anything is possible.
[00:59:30]  Exactly, Jimmy.
[00:59:32]  Anything is possible.
[00:59:33]  Heck, I just wrote what was putatively an entire phone call sketch about the state of the union address without having watched a single second of that bullshit.
[00:59:42]  It can be done.
[00:59:43]  Very inspiring.
[00:59:44]  Hey, do you have any concerns that this may not be a winning strategy overall?
[00:59:50]  Not really.
[00:59:51]  Oh, really?
[00:59:58]  That's my vice president.
[01:00:00]  That's my VP right there.
[01:00:02]  Thanks, buddy.
[01:00:03]  You know it.
[01:00:04]  Can I count on your support?
[01:00:06]  To run a completely irresponsible, unhinged campaign that panders to the worst instincts of humanity, resulting in complete subversion of what's good about America's spirit?
[01:00:16]  Absolutely.
[01:00:18]  I knew I could count on you.
[01:00:20]  Well, I got to go.
[01:00:21]  My daughter's got some fruity tap dance recital or some shit.
[01:00:26]  Every time I have to sit through these fucking things, I'm like, whatever happened to those giant hooks that could come out the side of the stage, maybe I could bring that back.
[01:00:34]  I am V POTUS after all.
[01:00:37]  That's me, Jimmy, always thinking, stay classy, VP out.
[01:00:41]  Okay, VP out.
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