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June 26, 2024 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Hey, this is Junior.
Who's this?
This is Hillary supporter.
Oh, hello, Hillary supporter.
Good to hear from you.
What have you been up to?
I've been busy having a dispute with my landlord where I am clearly and obviously in the wrong.
It takes a lot to make a landlord look like the aggrieved party, but I can do fucking anything except go outside.
I see.
What's on your mind?
Well, Hillary, of course, you silly fucking idiot.
Did you watch the Tony Awards?
No, that's not really my thing.
Okay, that's homophobia-coded, what you just said.
That's the anti-queer dog whistle.
It's giving hatefulness.
No, it's not that.
I'm just not into musical theater.
That's all.
Okay, you're making it worse.
How about I don't watch any award shows, the Oscars, the Emmys, none of it?
Oh, I don't watch those either.
The whole idea of someone winning or being the best at something is essentially fascist and the result of a capitalist imperialist mindset.
But I make an exception for the Tony's because it seems bigoted not to.
I see.
And boy, I'm glad I did because I was rewarded with the most wondrous surprise.
Hillary.
Hillary came out and made an appearance.
And she was wearing the most splendid clothing.
And she got a standing ovation from the crowd.
Jimmy, it was just, it was just magical.
There's no bigger shit libs than the arts.
There's no more horrible, authoritarian ass.
What was she doing there?
Okay, first of all, Hillary gets to go wherever she wants.
You don't question her presence.
To answer your stupid and offensive question, she served as a producer on Suffs, which is a Broadway musical about suffragettes trying to get the 19th Amendment passed in case you ever wanted to kill yourself.
It sucks.
*laughs*
Oh, okay, I got it.
Thank you.
And Jimmy, oh my gosh, she was so brave.
Oh, my gosh.
She said, quote, I know a little about how hard it is to achieve change.
Like, she said that.
Obviously, a reference to Donald Trump.
So brave.
Yes.
How courageous.
She said that on stage and on television.
I am in awe of this woman.
The whole thing was just magical.
It really was.
I really feel that she has a magical quality to her, something transcendent and ethereal.
I think that's what her wardrobe is trying to tell us.
Something supernatural is afoot with all our Democratic female politicians.
Are you sworn in witches?
Are you serious?
Of course.
Why wouldn't I be?
Magic is in the air, but you wouldn't be able to detect it because you were a straight cishet man.
Oh, God.
But there is a real coven energy coming from our female leaders right now.
No cat.
Kamala Harris is speaking in riddles.
She's clearly channeling a mystic energy that she's in touch with that you mortals are not.
Uh-huh.
And did you hear about Corey Bush?
I did, as a matter of fact, hear about that.
Isn't that amazing?
For you listeners who don't know, Corey Bush is also a pastor, and she was kind enough to reveal in an interview that one time she faith-healed a homeless woman with visible tumors, which magically disappeared.
So amazing.
So you believe that?
Of course I do, stupid.
Are you religious, Hillary supporter?
No, I'm an atheist.
Okay, so let me get this straight.
You're not a Christian, but you believe in a Christian pastor's ability to wipe cancer away with prayer.
If the pastor is a strong African-American woman, yes.
Also, there's a little thing called believe women.
Hello.
If a woman says she did something, that means it happened.
End of story.
That makes no sense.
Good.
I don't want it to.
If it doesn't make sense to a cishad male, that means it's true.
Look, being atheist is allowed, technically, but being atheist to or about black people is racist.
What?
White people are not allowed to disagree with the faith assertions of black or brown people.
Everyone knows this.
Oh.
That's why that interviewer sat there and said nothing.
Yeah, no shit.
Her white ass knew that if she pushed back on magical black lady miracles, she'd never hear the end of it.
As it should be.
She sat her white ass down and listened.
Well, you're probably right about that.
Right.
Okay.
So, point being, magic is in the air.
Hillary is dressing like a badass sorceress.
And all this can only mean one thing.
What's that, Hillary supporter?
Hillary Clinton will be our next president.
Wow.
How?
Fucking magic.
What do you mean?
I don't know, and it's not my place to know what I mean.
That would be arrogant.
All I know is the forces of the other world have aligned to bring justice to this one.
So I would watch my ass if I were you, colonizer.
How am I?
Never mind.
Has it really come to this?
Your need to see President Hillary is so acute that you are literally relying on magic?
Yes.
Okay, well, who am I to challenge magic?
I suppose this is harmless source of comfort for you as a Hillary supporter.
I mean, I wish you well.
Well, we need to get on with the show, so I'm going to let you go now, okay?
Okay, goodbye.
Okay, just so you know, I've been doing a tarot reading the entire time I've been on the phone with you.
And uh-oh, oh, Jimmy Dore, I pulled a fake card for you, and it doesn't look good.
Looks like you're gonna be hit by a bus.
Okay, and also a silence card.
You'll die unless you stop talking.
Leave women and let women speak.
If I were you, I'd stop talking.
That's what these cards mean.
That's what these cards mean.
So good luck.
Bullshit they can't afford.
Like moment in this world.
Watch and see as his jackdog comedy who speeds and jumps comedium and hits them hit on.
It's the chimney tore show.
So they had a big rally for Jamal Bowman in the Bronx.
When I say big, I mean they had a lot of land for people.
In case it was big, it wasn't.
It was Jabal Mohan.
What if they threw an AOC Bernie?
AOC was there and Bernie was there and still nobody showed up.
So, I mean, I don't know.
Why did they, this is it.
Bauman, AOC, and Bernie are only able to gather a crowd of about 200 people.
If this was just Bernie and it was 2016, this place would be packed.
Pro-Palestine protesters are here to call out the squad.
If it wasn't for the pro-Palestine, right?
So, so here's a little bit.
I'll give you a little video of it.
Here's a little video of it.
And it's not just auto workers.
Bernie has stood with us in so many ways.
From graduate workers who've organized and record members...
Spinal Tap had a better turnout.
I think that's the same crowdfilling service that John Bolton uses.
Come on.
This is Amy Klobuchar level enthusiasm.
This is.
So they really, if it wasn't for the.
So here, there's some more pro-Palestine ones.
So there's the pro-Palestine protesters.
Think about this.
And they have them, they have to put a fence up to keep them out.
It's kind of an apartheid rally.
Well, there's not even enough people for apartheid.
There's not even enough people for apartheid.
This is like a half-court apartheid.
Nobody showed up.
Look at this.
So here's.
Wow.
Here's what Bernie did in 2020.
In 2020, he was getting crowds like that?
Yes.
That's too much for them, I think.
That was in 2020.
I think that's 2016.
I'm pretty sure that's 2020.
Why is an independent going in and going in for Jamal Bowman?
That's what I'm saying.
Why isn't it this supposed independent Bernie Sanders supporting?
He's not an independent.
He's a Democrat.
And so here's, and here's the same.
Now, here's Bernie's crowd now.
That's what happens when you sell out to people.
When you tell people, hey, are you ready for a revolution?
And it turns into, are you ready for a rationalization?
Because that's what, that's what the, so everything I've been saying about Bernie since 2016, this is the proof that I've been right and all the people who attacked me are wrong.
And guess who else is wrong?
AOC, Bernie, the squad.
They're all sellouts.
And now you know why it's worse to have people like Bernie and the squad in the Democratic Party because it gives people the false impression that there's someone in government that's actually going to fight for you.
It would be better if they weren't in the Democratic Party and they weren't in government because then people could give up on the system altogether and we could come together and form a real revolution, the kind Bernie Sanders was talking about in 2016, and we can take our country and our government back.
But because they have people like Jamal Bowman, people of color, people like AOC who pretend she was a waitress from the Bronx, people who do we have those people inside the Democratic Party who got elected.
It gives people still buying into the two-party system.
And that's why it's worse.
It's worse to have them in there than not.
And this is something I tried to convince my friend Chris Hedges of.
It's better, it's worse that they're in government.
It'd be better to have them not there.
Because what we need is for people to get sick and tired of relying on government or thinking that someone in government's actually working for you so they could give up on the whole thing and we can start a whole new project and we can organize along class lines.
And that means including Trumpers, just like Christian Smalls did when he started the first Amazon union on Staten Island with Trumpers.
Because it's not left or right anymore.
This proves it's not left or right anymore.
It's not left or right anymore.
It's us against them.
It's the establishment against us.
It's the 1% against.
That's what this is.
It's Wall Street against everybody else.
It's those of us not being blackmailed.
Yes.
So they're keeping them.
They're keeping them barricaded against from a crowd that didn't show up.
Is this as confusing as October 7th was to Hamal?
Like, hey, nobody's.
AOC and Bernie Bernie threw a rally and nobody came.
Yeah.
No, it reminds me of their wedding nights.
Anyway, come on.
Come on.
I bet Bernie lays pipe, man.
Oh, I'm sure he does.
He writes a lot of interesting erotica back in the day.
Oh, remember he would write that?
Yes, he did.
Why do women like to get slapped around so much?
They like to be choked and slapped.
Why is that?
Look at how Russia has been hiring people to not show up.
I know who's behind this.
Look at that.
That's the kind of crowd Bernie Sanders used to get.
There's the state.
That's the kind of crowd he used to get in the Bronx.
This is the kind of crowd you see bum rushing the border.
You don't see it at it.
That's the kind of New York crowd he would get.
Now, this is the kind of crowd he gets.
That's AOC, by the way.
She's up there jumping up there jumping around like an idiot.
Looks like she's busting her eye map.
I say centrism, you say hoop earrings.
Centrism, hoops, centrism, hoops.
When I say skincare, you say lower standards on suntan lotions.
Professor Zankis says, four years ago, Bernie Sanders held a rally with AOC in Queens that drew over 25,000 people.
Today, both showed up at a rally for Jamal Bowman, and the place was empty.
This is what happens when you make people believe you will fight for them, and then you don't.
So good Professor Zenkis.
Good.
They couldn't get Jack Black.
He's been wrong on shit before.
I pointed it out, but he's right on this one.
So good for Professor Zankis can get this one right.
Maybe it would have helped if they didn't have Jamal Bowman there.
I mean, I know it was his rally.
Did they think of flying out Jack Black?
That might have helped sales.
Solid show.
Maybe have De Niro do a guest spot.
Make it a surprise.
Have De Niro improv a few words.
That would be worth saying.
De Niro sputtering out his message with those two weird drinking water.
Oh, is that with her water?
Yeah, I thought she was eating puzzles.
I don't know what she was doing.
Carol Leonard says, Thank you so much.
Dear Bernie, thank you so much for everything you've done.
Yours truly, the Democrats.
I misread the years, Julie.
Oh, okay.
So Dew Dissonance put together a very funny 18-minute video.
I'll show you a snippet of it.
And it shows you how ridiculous for the many, not the money.
Well, the many aren't showing up because they're sick of hearing you lie to them.
Bernie used to say, you're ready for a revolution.
Now he says, you're ready for a rationalization.
Is that what it says?
Many, money?
I can't see for my prescription.
Thanks, Bernie.
For the many, not the money.
That's what it says.
I got a million dollars.
I'm satisfied with that.
Boy, the last time I saw a crowd that big, they were bum rushing the border.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty much every weekend.
They couldn't, couldn't they even hire some illegal immigrants to stand in the crowd?
I mean, come on.
You got him there anyway.
You probably just give them tickets and not even pay them.
So let's listen to a little bit from Bernie Sanders.
Hillary Clinton will make an outstanding president, and I am proud to stand with her today.
I wonder why nobody shows up at his rallies anymore.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Not as proud as I am of Bernie.
Oh, so proud.
Oh, my God.
So proud.
Here we go.
Thank you all very much.
So in the next four days, do everything you can.
Knock on doors.
Get on the phone.
Let us have a great voter turnout.
Let's show the billionaire class they cannot defeat us.
Let's win this election.
Thank you all.
I am asking all Americans.
I'm asking every Democrat.
I'm asking every Independent.
I'm asking a lot of Republicans to come together in this campaign to support your candidacy, which I endorse.
And so now you know why nobody shows up at these rallies.
They're playing jump around.
He could enthusiastically endorses the war machine, Bernie does, enthusiastically endorses union busters, and then he tries to pretend he's on the side of workers.
He's not.
He's on the side of the establishment.
Bernie Sanders is an establishment Democrat.
No matter what he says, you see what it will, where the rubber meets the road, he tucks his tail, he bends the knee, he bows his head, and he asks you to support your oppressors.
That's who Bernie Sanders is, and that's why nobody shows up.
And Jamal Bowman's the same.
Did you think he was going to go, who didn't send you?
Russia?
Okay.
Was there anywhere that they'll be doing a QA, answering any questions?
So this is Russell Dobular, and he's asking the campaign staff: hey, are they going to be taking any questions from the press or anything?
We're at a rally.
Does he have a child staff?
What are they getting younger and younger?
No kidding, right?
Because you can't trick adults anymore.
Here we go.
Listen to what they say.
From the press?
No.
So they skedaddled out.
There was absolutely no way to ask them any questions, believe me.
I tried to get to them.
It's totally impossible.
That was it.
You know, the billionaires, the billionaires, the billionaires, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You probably heard the song before.
We're going to take on the billionaires.
Nothing about Hillary Clinton endorsing Latimer.
So Hillary Clinton has endorsed Jamal Bowman's opponent.
So remember, they used to say that, well, because Jamal Bowman is the incumbent, and they hate, they said, you can't ever, you should never primary an incumbent who's a Democrat because that hurts the party.
That's the movement that hurts everything.
Because that's when progressives wanted to primary an incumbent.
But now that the corporate owned, AIPEC-owned candidate wants to primary a sitting Democrat, Hillary Clinton endorses the challenger.
Oh, this is the blowback from not showing full-throated support of Israeling the shit out of Gaza.
And so, none of those people, AOC, Bernie, Jamal Bowman, none of them mentioned Hillary Clinton endorsing the challenger.
None of them mentioned that APEC owns the Democratic Party, and that's why Hillary Clinton endorsed Latimer.
The guy's name is Latimer.
They didn't mention that on stage.
They're still cucks to the party.
Bernie AOC, even at a rally that Hillary Clinton's on, they don't even mention her name.
And that's a great point that he made.
Clinton endorsing Latimer, of course.
I'm not going to mention that.
So I guess I'll just ask people some questions now and we'll air that on the show tomorrow.
Why do you think Hillary endorsed Latimer?
Oh, because that's what she does.
He's conservative Democrat.
He goes along together.
So what do you think about it?
No idea.
All right, I have a theory.
Not that we just love AOC.
We don't want to say anything bad about the Democrats.
So she endorsed Bill Clinton.
She endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Both ended up being accused of sexual assault of women.
Can Latimer be far behind?
Maybe that's her kink.
Why do you think Hillary Clinton endorsed Latimer?
I don't.
I don't know that much about Hillary Clinton.
The answer is because APAC owns the Democratic Party, just like they own the Republican Party.
That's the answer.
But these people don't want to believe it.
And he calls himself the leader of Jews for Jamal?
Jews for Jamal.
Right?
Right?
Watch this.
Because I regard her as sort of an institutional candidate.
That was not interesting for me in my politics.
So I don't follow her at all.
So I have no idea why she endorsed her.
Unless maybe she accepts AIPAC endorsements.
That's likely.
And we're putting our finger.
I'm mainly interested in peace everywhere, particularly immediately in the Middle East.
And I think APAC has made it clear that they're interested in the war according to the intro and then Yahoo administration, which isn't empowered by right-wing administration.
You know, the state of Israel is fine, but it's a bad expression of that political will of the Happy in charge.
So I see certain tested together, but I don't know anything about Hillary Clinton.
I can't.
All right.
Well, Jamal in his speech talked a lot about AIPAC, but isn't he running against the Democratic Party, which is basically owned by AIPAC along with the Republicans?
No, he's not running against the Democratic Party.
They're running within the Democratic Party.
APAC is the outside for us.
And they represent MAGA Republicans.
They represent anti-choice Republicans.
Don't they represent Democrats?
No.
They don't represent.
No.
No.
APAC doesn't represent.
He just got done saying that Hillary Clinton's going along with AIPAC, the hook.
Of course, they did.
He doesn't know anything about it.
Then he says, I don't know anything about her.
And then demonstrated that he did not know what he was doing.
But this is called cognitive dissonance, right?
Isn't that what this is?
Because everyone knows that APAC runs the Democratic Party.
And he's like, no, they're just MAGA.
They're just MAGA.
Well, they're outsiders, but then they pay money to become insiders.
Insiders.
That's how you do.
Do you remember the woman that we played where she has fed up and she had worked for Jamal?
Yes.
That's what I'm thinking of as I watch this.
Yes.
And Chuck Schumer.
Chuck Schumer may have taken money from them, and that's to his discredit.
What about Richie Torres?
Richie Torres should be primaried by someone from the left and defeated.
Well, he's being primaried by Jose Vegas, an independent.
Should Jamal Bowman run as an independent if Latimer wins?
No, the Democratic Party does not belong to APAC.
It's a right-wing interest.
I got to go.
And that's it.
I got to go.
This line of questioning is making me uncomfortable because it's making me face my cognitive dissonance that the Democratic Party are owned by the exact same people the Republican Party is owned by.
Did he look like Jon Stewart in about 15 years?
Yes.
That's exactly what he looks like.
And he'll be giving the same answers.
He had the same level of knowledge as Jon Stewart.
So those are the Palestinians.
So those are the pro-Palestine protesters who came here to protest the squad.
They weren't there to support them.
Hilarious because the squad is being primarily by APAC.
That's hilarious.
They're getting it from both sides.
between Iraq and a hard place.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
So these people are canvassing for AOC.
Now, Russell goes to ask these people.
Remember, this is at a political rally.
They're all wearing AOC t-shirts.
And he asks them, hey, could I ask you if I'm with the press?
I'll ask you a few questions about AOC.
They don't want anything to do with them.
Yeah.
I wish I could see how young they were.
Everybody looks, you know what's really creepy is like, oh, the people that worked for Bernie last time, they're all like, I'm not doing this.
And then you see like these young people.
You get even younger people.
Yeah, you got to find younger and younger suckers.
AOC.
Hey, Russell Dobbylander do dissonance.
Can I ask you a couple questions?
No?
No.
I thought you were out there campaigning.
It's a strange way to campaign.
I'm just going to say, it is pretty fucking weird, man.
You go to the MAGA people.
They're ready to talk to you.
They'll explain why.
Feministing or AOC, but they will not talk about AOC.
So Russell went to Trump's rally in the Bronx.
He goes, you go there, the MAGA people, they'll all talk to you.
They'll explain to you what they think and why they like Trump.
These people don't want to talk to anybody.
Isn't that beyond bizarre?
And that shows you why no one's at this rally.
Why do you think the crowd is so small relative to what used to come out for him?
Well, Bernie's not running for president.
He's not really one day.
This is the Bronx where you don't see as much political activism.
18,000 people showed up at Bernie's rally in the Bronx.
Yeah, anyway.
So this isn't anymore.
You mean anymore.
You forgot to say the last word anymore.
You forgot to say, Jesus Christ.
Listen to his next excuse why there's no one there.
Ready for this?
And all those factors, you know, it's a Saturday.
It's a Saturday.
A lot of ins, a lot of outs.
It's a Saturday.
You mean when people are off work?
You mean that?
It's a Saturday.
What?
That's when people would come out to a rally because it's on the weekend and they don't have to go to work.
More people came out to protest the rally.
You want to go to the rally?
Nah, I'd rather stay home and do nothing.
What you doing?
Eating chips?
What you watching?
Nothing.
What you watching?
All in the family reruns.
That's what I'm watching.
You want to go see fake progressives?
No, I'd rather stay home and pick my toenails.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You know, I was at Big Queens Rally.
It was enormous.
You're absolutely right.
Okay.
Now, listening to a speech, which was very impassioned.
There was nothing there to really disagree with.
He's talking about APAC, but he's not talking about the Democrats that are owned by AIPAC, right?
I mean, Hillary Clinton's running against them.
Well, Bernie said all Democrats should reject that money.
That's what I believe, too.
They are compromised, but it depends on the contours of the race.
Like if you have Mondar Jones against Michael Cole, they're both taking AIPAC money.
Sure.
Just try to compete.
And Mondar has changed his tune on a number of different issues, you know, and his emphasis on a number of different issues.
Because otherwise, how are you going to win?
There's a Hasidic block vote in Rockland County, you know?
Well, same in Bowman's County.
That's a very Zionist county.
I don't know about Zionists.
I know there's a large Jewish population, but I mean, you know, you have the ultra-Orthodox that, you know, I don't know if you know anything about New York 17, but the rabbis are courted by John Boehner and Bill Clinton at the end of every election.
Please, can we have the, you know, can you have our blessing?
Because they vote in WAP stuff with the, you know, with the religious leaders.
All right.
So if Latimer wins, would you support Bowman as an independent candidate?
Would I vote for Bowman?
Well, yeah, there's no Republican competition.
Thank you.
This song is way better than the speeches.
I agree.
There we go.
So that was a great.
It's a much longer video.
It's very, very funny and well done.
I encourage everybody to go watch that video at the Dew Dissonance web YouTube channel.
Were they really dug in like Nixon when he felt surrounded by the, they put like the buses or whatever?
Yeah.
Remember that?
You could see it's like a bunker thing.
Like, don't tell them what our beliefs are.
Yes.
That is loser face if I ever saw it.
Yeah.
Hey, could I ask you a few questions with the meeting?
No.
No, don't tell them anything.
Sementology handles this better.
Yes.
They're less embarrassing.
It's like, holy shit, you guys.
What are you embarrassed about?
Why would you be afraid to talk to the media?
That always blows my mind.
That's why it was so funny when Jill Stein ran for me and Cornell West ran for me for months and months.
What are you going to say?
And now finally, Jill Stein's campaign manager is like, okay, we'll go on Jimmy Door.
Hey, guess what?
Don't want you.
I don't need your bullshit.
Pretend presidential campaign.
Couldn't even get on the ballot in fucking New York State.
The Greens couldn't even get on the ballot in New York State.
You guys have been a party for 40 years.
Well, you know why?
I haven't forgiven her for making Hillary lose.
Hillary's supporter told me.
Jose Vega got on the ballot.
First time he's ever run.
He got on the ballot.
Does she guys want to be on the ballot?
I think they don't want to be on the ballot.
Hey, wait.
Aren't there these people supposed to win?
Something tells me you don't want to be on that ballot.
Is this whole thing a farce?
Anyway, they're just such a joke.
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So get this.
So Havana Hernandez tweets this out.
She says, Massachusetts got an inside look at the migrant hotel 30 minutes outside of Boston where rooms are being rented out for illegal immigrants for $5,400 a month.
If you have a million-dollar property, that's what your mortgage is.
Wow.
$5,400.
That sounds pricey for these units, but you got to understand the government has to pay extra to hide the illegal migrants in them.
Am I right?
Come on.
It just sounds like trafficking with nicer containers.
$9 million in taxpayer dollars, $9 million in taxpayer dollars are going toward this hotel.
And Boston has done a good job of hiding their migrant crisis by shipping illegals to smaller towns and cities throughout Massachusetts.
Watch this.
What's up, guys?
This is Savannah Hernandez, and I have stumbled upon one of the hotels that is being used to shelter migrants here in Massachusetts.
Now, I've been wanting to cover the Boston migrant crisis, and one of the things that was interesting about it was the fact that the migrants are not very apparent in Boston.
You're not going to see them on the street like you would in New York.
And I realized that's because They are busing a lot of these migrants or transporting them throughout various cities and towns in Massachusetts.
So, for example, we're in Dedham right now, which is about 30 minutes outside of Boston.
Again, you guys can see this hotel.
It was a former Fairfield Inn, and it is now being used to house migrants.
And I was doing some research as well into how much these hotel rooms are going for.
And they're going for $5,400 per month.
So these migrants staying here, $5,400 per month.
Taxpayers paying upwards of almost $9 million to house migrants in this location.
I was even reading some reviews online about how people had booked at this hotel and then their reservations were just canceled.
And they were told it's because migrants are now being housed here.
And as you guys can see, there is, you know, quite a few of them out here kind of just hanging out.
A couple of them have cars.
$5,400 for these rooms.
We talked to some of them, and they were saying that the rooms are small.
They're not getting enough bedding.
They're not getting enough resources.
They don't like the food.
So this is one example of what's happening here in Massachusetts.
Norfolk, another good example of how these migrants that you might see at the Logan airport are being shipped throughout the state.
So in Norfolk, that's a town of a little over 11,000 people, and they have 450 migrants coming their way.
So again, that's how they're kind of keeping this crisis a little bit more under wraps, as opposed to what you might see in New York, where the migrants are all sleeping on the street.
They're busing them to all of these other little areas.
So what this means is if you were born in America, you fucked up.
So now Americans have to immigrate to another country, lose their citizenship, and then sneak back in so they can live in a luxury hotel.
Well, the Fairfield Inn.
I wouldn't, you know, take it too far.
$5,400 a month.
You ever stay in those?
Fairfield Inns are nice.
When we played in Massachusetts, that's where we stayed.
It was nice.
So at about $1.76, now about $1.76, right?
A night?
I think we paid $2.50.
Oh, okay.
I was lowballing it.
But if you, I was adding it up just now, Mike.
Oh, what do you come up with?
About six grand a month.
So they're getting their hotel value, I guess, from the government.
Isn't this right where David Sirota would have a meteorite hit us?
Inside joke.
So that's not only happening there.
I saw another, I can't believe I didn't have this other video in this segment, but they were shown in New York.
They were delivering brand new furniture to these hotels.
They were empty.
And so they got them.
And they seems crazy.
This seems fucking crazy to me.
Sounds like trafficking with nicer containers.
That's what you, that's what, yeah.
This seems, I mean, again, I'm very pro-immigrant.
I'm not telling people, make sure you're not angry at the immigrants.
But we've had homeless people all over this country, and they never did anything like this for the Americans who were homeless.
Well, so this tells, so just like Cat Williams said on Joe Rogan, they're doing it right in their faces.
Hey, look, Americans, look what we could have done all along.
We could have done this.
We could have had drug treatment programs for the drug addicts that are on the streets.
We could have had housing for the homeless people who lose their houses.
You know, 40% of the homeless people in America have jobs and they live in their cars.
We could have done this for those people who are actually working.
Hey, but we don't do it.
Why are we only doing it for illegal immigrants?
I'd settle for just not smuggling the drugs into the country to help make the people homeless in the first place, which is us doing it.
It ain't China.
Remember the crack that the CIA brought in and all those Chinese guns in the 90s?
Yeah.
That was a CIA.
Do you think it's not them with the fentanyl epidemic?
Of course.
So, again, this is so any, this is as was someone else said, this is to keep you on edge.
People who are on edge are meant to be kept on edge.
This is to make you beg for authoritarian rules and solutions to your problems.
Asylum is a right.
Massachusetts migrant benefit could top $1 billion.
But not mental asylums.
Those people we put in the street.
No, those people we put in the street.
No, we don't mean mental asylums.
No, no, no.
That is expensive.
People who are schizophrenics, we throw them right in the street.
If you're a drug addict and a schizophrenic, doubly in the street.
It's only a right if you cross there illegally or using the app, which also helps you cross illegally.
Taxpayers are taking good care of the thousands of migrants who have arrived in Massachusetts since the start of the border crisis.
The on-purpose engineered border crisis.
I mean, you'd have to have a border for that, wouldn't you?
Yeah.
That prompted Governor Maura Healy to declare a state of emergency, a state of emergency last August.
It does sound like a lot of taxpayer money, doesn't it?
Sure.
But think how much money we'll save in the long run by paying you less wages.
You gotta spend money to make money, Jimmy.
Because that's what the effect of this is.
Having an open border and flooding the country with migrants lowers the wages of workers.
So now they're pitting poor workers against even poorer people.
As seen in Reason Magazine.
I always think that libertarian with the weather jackets Carl Sagan here.
He loves open borders.
Loves them.
I'm telling you, and if, hey, if I was one of those people, I'd want to come here and live in a hotel paid for by the government too.
I'm not telling you to be angry at the migrants.
I'm telling you to be angry at the establishment that works for a handful of billionaires that want to flood the country with immigrants right now.
Yeah.
They're not only doing it here.
They're doing it in England.
They're doing it in Scotland.
They're doing it in Germany.
Poland won't do that shit.
They ain't going to play that game.
Neither will China.
Yeah, right?
Neither will Japan.
South Korea is like, we're going to do it now, but I don't think they will.
So dozens of migrant families find shelter at Boston-Logan Airport on a nightly basis, while hundreds of others occupy hotels, motels, and overflow shelters.
CBS News Boston reported in February that the state had at least 17 contracts for housing totaling more than $116 million.
That was as of February.
Nice.
Wow.
Boy, I have to.
Can you imagine how many better, more efficient ways there were of dealing with it than what they are doing?
That means same as LA, some graft has to happen.
Yes.
Somebody's got to be paid off.
Same as you can.
Somebody bought that Fairfield in who's connected to the government, to the Democratic Party, and now they're reaping the benefits.
Well, I wonder if they are.
It seems like they're being paid the equivalent of the room price, but not even as much as it should be.
But it's full.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
It's completely full every night.
The station said the state's, I bet they're also being paid to feed them.
That's another contract.
I hope they are.
They're smuggling illegally.
They're human trafficking.
There should be some money in this.
This is like human trafficking.
That's exactly what it is.
The station said the state's right to shelter law requires it to provide families with refrigeration and basic cooking.
What about all the homeless people?
You know what's crazy?
I remember in New York, there was this one homeless guy who was like a problem.
He's like a crazy guy.
I don't even know if he's homeless.
He was just annoying, but he would walk around.
He would like walk around screaming and stuff.
And he had these flights say, housing is a human right.
And I remember being like, this crazy guy, housing's a human right.
Shut up.
Get a job.
No, they say that now.
As long as you're not from here.
Yes.
As long as you're not from this country, it's a human right.
I stand corrected.
However, some accommodations do not have those appliances, leaving the state to contract out for food and delivery.
Creating jobs.
Jesus Christ.
You got to be.
Are you telling me the Boston area faces some corruption?
Do you taxpayers get it yet?
You are a cow in a stall being milked into uselessness.
Yeah.
At least in the Matrix, you get the option of a red or a blue pill.
These pills will be administered through mosquitoes without your consent.
Media reports indicate vendors charge Massachusetts taxpayers $16 for breakfast, $17 for lunch, and $31 for dinner daily for each migrant the state feeds.
Wow.
I wonder what welfare costs.
Because we know people are mad about welfare.
Right.
What are the costs?
It can't be that much.
I'll bet welfare is way more way less.
If you just put them on welfare and state housing, it would be probably more effective.
Are they getting the bottled water from the airport?
What?
$31?
$31 for dinner.
One dinner.
Yeah.
$31.
Are they getting that meal at the fucking airport?
Are you kidding me?
CBS News Boston says an East Boston drop-off catering company was awarded a $10 million six-month no-bid contract.
That's the secret of great savings, the no-bid contract.
The no-bid contracts.
That's how you know you got good government.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that's what I was talking about.
I forgot the term, no-bid.
No bid.
Some kind of model.
No, no bid.
Those benefits include assistance with housing, furnishings, food, basic necessities, clothing, transportation to job interviews, and job training, Kurt.
Assistance in applying for Social Security cards, registering children for school, using public transportation, and community and cultural orientation.
Hey, you know, who has a lot of no-bid contracts?
The Soviet Republic of old.
A lot of no-bid, no competition, political grab.
How are we different than disabled bad communists?
Are they also going to help them with military registration?
I think they left that one out.
And will they adjust to the co-I mean, probably tough as nails?
The Salem News reports: Massachusetts has already reimbursed local school districts more than $10 million to help them cover the cost of educating the new arrivals.
Fox Business says the total cost of the crisis is expected to cost hardworking taxpayers a billion effing dollars.
Oh, but it's worth it to have your wages lowered.
Well, look at it this way, Kurt.
That's a billion dollars that we're not sending to Israel.
Yeah, that's true.
You can look at it like that.
That's true.
Wow.
Wow.
Massachusetts pays millions to vendors in migrant crisis with little oversight.
Who saw that coming?
Oh, no.
who oversaw that coming By the way, don't be mad at the migrants.
If you're mad at the migrants, just keep this in mind.
They're probably just plumping them up to sell them to Oprah.
That's a fair point.
A fair point when you're mad at my migrants.
They're probably sold to very wealthy, very insane people for real sick shit.
Okay.
Wow.
Kurt, how was your weekend, by the way?
You were up in, where were you telling jokes at Vancouver?
Yeah.
Was it British Columbia?
Was it British Columbia?
New Westminster.
Oh, yeah, shows real.
I love all those Rick Bronson clubs.
But one of the guys, one of the comics is telling me how his daughter was getting bullied in school because they have a lot of Somali immigrants in this one part, right?
Because, yeah, the guy bullied my dog to the school and they won't do anything because he's Somali.
I'm like, well, I don't know, what kind of bullying?
He was slamming his daughter's head into a desk repeatedly.
Like, that's not bullying.
That's assault.
That's felony.
That's straight up assault.
That's felony assault.
I've heard this in Canada many times where people equate bullying with something insane and they also won't do anything about it because it's like not.
Drudeau is a maniac.
I mean, he really is.
I know.
I know.
And there's all these people there that are like, I mean, I like the crowds Up, but there's a bunch of people that are like, oh, it's okay.
We don't notice.
So smashing someone's head into a desk is bullying.
They also call bullying if you respond to a heckler.
That's just those are the same things.
Well, you know, in Canada, they don't have this many mass shootings and the zero tolerance at schools.
When my brother went to school, when I was in school, there were fights and stuff.
My brothers in school, they had no tolerance.
You're not allowed to touch nobody because of the shootings.
Right.
So Kennedy didn't really have that.
So that's where they still have that loose interpretation of bullying.
Then when you add the DEI bullshit to it, now it's insane.
Canada, he could beat up a girl.
This kid.
Canada has lost their even the United States has lost its mind.
Yeah.
I mean, this story proves it.
But Canada is even worse.
They're nuts.
They've turned into Nazi Germany and they don't even realize it because they've criminalized words and thoughts.
But slamming someone's head into the desk is okay.
A girl, a young girl.
You can't tell a kid.
These are small kids.
Yeah.
You can't tell a small boy because he's an immigrant not to slam the girl's head into the desk.
That's the school.
They don't have any say in that.
Okay.
That's it for today.
So we're going to be in Davenport, Iowa this Friday.
See you there, eh?
Where are you going to be?
Anywhere?
Oh, Thursday.
I'm at the Irvine Improv.
Oh, look at that.
Here.
Really?
Yeah, it was a lot.
I don't know what happened.
I know what happened.
Tiffany Haddish canceled.
No, no, I didn't.
I know.
It's your old date, I'm doing.
Oh, June 27th, Irvine Improv.
The one you can't deal with.
The one I can't do that.
I can't do that.
Yeah.
So I'll be handling that.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm doing all your jokes.
Don't worry.
Wow, well, look at that.
You'll be doing your set like Gallagher too.
And my dad will be siding with you.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Hehehehe.
Thank you.
you So if you don't know who this is, this is Nathan Wade.
So he's one of the top, he was one of the people hired to prosecute Trump in Atlanta, hired by his lover, Fannie Willis.
Nice.
And paid way more money than any of the other prosecutors.
They were all making 200 grand.
He was making over 600 grand.
And then he was taking her on trips all around the world.
Who was doing this?
One of the top prosecutors prosecuting Trump in Atlanta, hired by the Attorney General, I think, of Georgia, Fannie Willis.
Is that her title?
District Attorney Fannie Willis.
Look at what her title is.
I don't think it's the same as Attorney General.
She's the district attorney of Fulton County, hired this guy, her lover, at the time, and then they lied about it, right?
Because she paid him way more.
And so here he is lying under oath about the affair.
They lied about the affair.
They hadn't been so squirrely.
None of this would have happened.
They could have easily hired your lover.
There's no law against you.
So let me show that, but they were they decided to lie and they lied under oath.
And here he is lying.
So watch this.
They asked him, they caught him because he booked cabins and they would go to Louisiana, I think, and they would have fuck fests at a cabin, right?
Noise.
And so noise.
And so watch him.
This is what a guy looks like when he's caught lying and he just lies.
Watch.
For a thousand pages of records.
I'm asking if you remember paying for a cabin six months ago in Tennessee.
I like the fake.
I'm really trying to think.
I'm really there.
I can't see too well.
In my old age.
So let's watch how funny this is.
And then I'll get to the real thing I want to show you.
There's a new video and I want to show you it.
For a thousand pages of records.
I'm asking if you remember paying for a cabin six months ago in Tennessee.
No.
You remember booking a cabin?
I booked lots of cabins.
What did you go to a cabin with Miss Willis ever?
Ever.
Ever.
Who?
give me a sniff Great job.
Great job.
Keep going.
Keep going.
No.
Why?
No.
Okay, you're, I don't understand this.
So they ask him about this at his next CNN interview, and this is what happened.
Clarify.
When did the romantic relationship between the two of you start?
Yeah.
So, you know, we get into there's been this effort to say that, okay, these exact dates are at issue, and these exact dates are.
I'm getting signaled here.
What is this?
I'm getting signals.
You don't work this out before.
Can I go off the mic for a second?
Yes.
Okay.
Keep rolling.
Keep rolling.
Don't stop now.
What is happening?
You didn't see this?
No.
Yeah.
Hey, guys, the time is before the interview.
Yeah, no.
Don't do it live.
This is how dumb the people are who are prosecuting Trump.
How does he prosecute cases?
If you know you're going on the stand for a kind of serious thing, they don't go when they ask you if you go in a cab and say no and don't take a minute.
And then in the middle of an interview, he just gets up.
I got to consult.
I can't answer this question.
Literally, haha.
Everything okay?
Yeah, everything's okay.
No, no, it's not.
So now he decided to go on.
So because these people are all the exact thing they claim Trump is, they're all celebrity whores.
They're attention whores.
They all want celebrity.
They all want money.
He went on Comedy Central to do an interview.
I didn't even know that was still a channel.
How stupid.
I didn't know it was either.
How stupid.
Nathan, so Citizen Free Press tweets this out.
He's going to regret this.
You think?
Let's watch.
Turn it up just a little.
So let me ask you: when Old Girl was like, hey, babe.
Girl, you want to be in charge of this prosecution of the president of the United States who did this insurrection?
Did you think, like, this could get messy?
Well, you was like, nah.
I'll be all right.
We did not have that type of relationship at the outset.
And we were interviewing other people for the position.
What position was it?
It was only prosecutors.
Did their position look like this?
What did that position look like?
This.
So, no, after Wade resigned as special prosecutor, Trump's law dogs still try to use their relationship to get the case thrown out.
They compelled his ass to testify and grilled this hard.
Did you go to a cabin with Miss Willis ever?
Bocahomy had answers.
Ever.
ever No.
Didn't have the booking account.
I put lots of cabins.
My question is: Where are you booking all these cabins?
So, so, how many district attorneys you be smashing in cabins?
Is it Airbnb or Verbo?
Where you be getting all these cabins from?
That's what my people want to know.
Where do I get them?
All right.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ah!
Who is that dude?
I don't know, but that was hilarious.
Oh, he did that good.
That was you and old girl.
You and old girl were in the cabin.
That's that's amazing.
He turns his hat on and twice.
So apparently, Nathan Wade's handlers are punking him just so they can laugh at him because that's he's got handlers.
I'll bet they assumed that it was like, oh, he's a journalist of color, so it'll be like a cake, you know.
I bet it's some stupid thing like that.
And this dude's being pretty funny.
Like, it's almost like back in the old days, Daily Show, and you'd be like, Why did you agree to come on here?
Remember that?
What?
Why would you?
Why?
So it's like, what's the thought process here?
I totally ate it in every other interview I've done.
I know, let's go on Comedy Central.
You know, the place that does the roasts.
I bet that'll work out for us.
They're bent towards Biden.
That's how he probably felt.
That's how you thought.
The Daily Show for a while has been a Biden set, you know, Trevor.
Of course, it is.
Trevor Noah Daily Show.
Oh, that's right.
I bet you that's what they thought it was.
This is funny.
But they thought, but I mean, CNN was also friendly.
And they totally fucked it up.
It really is bizarre.
Like, I can't believe after the first couple disastrous outings, they haven't had someone coaching him.
I can't believe it either.
And then they're like, no, we'll just do it the day of the live CNN thing.
We'll just wing it and then stop the interview and send him back.
Not even an earpiece.
Not even an airship.
How dumb is this dude?
You can't work with him.
That's pretty dumb.
These are the people who are prosecuting Trump in a way.
He's past law school.
That's what I thought.
Always this.
I always thought it was hard.
Am I a lawyer?
I always thought it was really hard to pass the bar, but look at these people are fucking transparent morons.
He's a moron.
I'm a lawyer if you want.
Just tell me the thing to say.
Tell me before.
I won't fuck it up on the day of.
I booked lots of cabins.
You book lots of cabins?
You're a lawyer.
What do you mean you book lots?
I book lots of cabins.
What?
Maybe he has like a sponsorship with some kind of app.
And that's what he asked him.
Is it Verbo or is it Airbnb?
He says, I wait.
If you book lots of cabins, the way these apps work, there's a firm record of all the cabins.
You can pick out the ones on the day in question.
In fact, I would with my legal team.
Oh, that's Marlon Wayne.
Marlon?
That's Martin.
And he's doing a character.
I don't recognize him at all.
I didn't either.
This guy kind of looks like Marlon Wayne, but I didn't think it was Marlon Wayne's.
Wow, that was funny.
Yeah, what's going on?
What happened, Martin?
I know.
I've met him.
I like him.
He's an ex-Jehovah, too.
Oh, no kidding.
Yeah.
I never met him.
I don't know him.
I never saw him.
Anything that he did.
Did he do movies too?
Didn't they do that?
Yeah, he did a shit done.
But he looks very different to me for some reason.
Is he a clone?
I bet you Nathan Wade just wanted to meet him.
I bet you that's why he did it.
Yeah.
I bet you that's why he did it.
Well, that was funny.
That was really funny.
Yeah, that really made me laugh, man.
Wow.
Well, we want to watch it a little bit.
So let me ask you: when Old Girl was like, hey, babe, you want to be in charge of this prosecution of the president of the United States who did this insurrection?
Did you think like, this could get messy?
Or you was like, nah.
We did not have that type of relationship at the outset.
And we were interviewing other people for the position.
What position was it?
It was only prosecuted.
Did their position look like this?
What did that position look like?
This.
So, no.
After Wade resigned as special prosecutors, law dogs still try to use their relationship to get the case thrown out.
They compelled his ass to testify and grilled this hard.
Did you go to a cabin with Miss Willis ever?
Bocahomy had answers.
Ever.
ever.
No.
Didn't have to booking a cabinet.
I put lots of cabins.
My question is: Where are you booking all these cabins?
So, so, so.
How many district attorneys you be smashing in cabins?
Zero.
Is it Airbnb or Verbo?
Where you be getting all these cabins from?
That's what my people want to know.
Where do I get them?
All right.
That's really good.
How do you recognize him because he's in character?
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