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Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Look alive, Corporal.
Hey!
Commander-in-Chief, President Joe Biden.
At ease, private.
See, I just demoted you in one sentence.
Hey, Mr. President, how you doing?
Jimmy, I'm doing great.
We just had a fundraiser in Hollywood with a bunch of famous A-listers, and it was a banger.
A banger.
It banged, Jimmy.
Did you, did you?
Hey, did you see a selfie?
Oh, geez.
A selfie heard around the world.
Jimmy Kimmel and Barack Obama.
Oh, my Christ.
If that image doesn't win the young people back, I don't know what will.
Absolute icons to Gen Z. And Jack Black was there, too.
Just put the cherry on this Sunday.
He really knows how to connect with the young people, Jimmy.
Young people see the pictures of me and Jack Black and say, hey, that's the guy from all those movies my parents thought were funny.
Sure.
What was Jack Black's rolling your fundraiser exactly?
His job was simple.
Walk up to people, point at them, yell, skittity-do!
And then he's been around real fast three times.
Everybody just ate it up.
Oh, man, by the end of the night, he had people eating out of the palm of his hand.
Really?
Yep.
They said if eating out of the palm of his hand is what it takes to make Jack Black go away and leave me alone, I'm willing to do it.
Understandable, sir.
But the real headline here is the fundraising part itself.
Jimmy, huge success.
Yeah.
We pulled in over $30 million.
Wow.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
At least 15 feet away from the entrance.
The Trump campaign claims that he raised more than that directly following his conviction.
Okay, look, it's not a contest.
No, actually, it sort of is.
All right, whatever.
Fine.
Sorry.
I don't have a loyal political following that will donate money to me even after being frivolously prosecuted.
I guess you could say I'm proud of that fact.
You're proud of not having a devoted political following?
Yes.
That's not what wins elections, Jimmy.
I've been around the block enough times to know that.
What wins elections is being seen with vapid Hollywood types.
Yeah.
It's the Democratic Party way.
I'm not sure that's quite enough to tip the Electoral College in your favor, sir.
It is if you do it right.
It all comes down to who you're photographed with.
Hillary didn't win in 2016 because she was always photographed with the wrong celebrities.
It was always her with like Barbara Streisand.
Oh, geez.
Just the two of them standing next to each other wearing those crazy old lady outfits they wear.
They're all shimmery and shit.
People would say that and say, they'd see it and say, what are they fucking psychics?
Right.
But I guess I get snapped with the big guns that the kids love.
Yeah.
We're talking Julia Roberts.
I usually don't go for younger women, but hubba-hubba.
And also George Clooney, your old buddy.
Yeah, my old...
I'm getting another call.
Hello, Jimmy Door.
Jimmy, it's Jimmy Door speaking.
Hey there, Wildcat.
guess who this is.
Ah!
It's George.
George Clooney, what do you do?
Why are you calling?
Well, it would be weird to bring me up without having me immediately call in and do one of those two-person deals.
I agree.
Now, didn't you two secretly have some disagreement?
Oh, you could barely call it that.
Jimmy, it was nothing.
It was just a phone call, like this one.
I mean, it really was no big deal.
A couple weeks ago, I called up the White House because I had concerns about President Biden's denunciation of the ICC, which had just issued arrest warrants for Netanyahu and the Israeli defense minister.
Okay.
Because my wife, Amal, was part of the six-person commission that reviewed evidence for genocide in Gaza, came to the decision to indict.
And I was concerned that possible U.S. sanctions directed at the ICC and the Commission, what that might mean for us.
That's all.
See, nothing.
Wait, so let me get this straight, George.
This president's...
That's me.
This.
Ha ha ha ha!
laughter laughter laughs This president's support of the genocides in Gaza is so unshakable that it risks causing actual personal problems for you and your wife because your wife helped call it out as a genocide?
Yeah, that's about the long and the short of it.
But even after all that, you still not only support him, but visibly appeared as one of his supporters at his fundraising gala.
And donate a pretty penny myself, let's not forget.
Why?
I'm a died-in-the-wool Democrat, Jimmy.
It's just how God made me.
I can't not support the Democratic nominee for president publicly.
I couldn't if I tried.
Even if he's a genocide enabler that is threatening your own wife's freedoms?
Especially if I'm that.
What you said, just there.
Look, Jimbo, if he had thrown a mall in the hooscotle, yeah, maybe there would have been a problem, some Tension.
I admit that.
Maybe I would have tossed him a few grand less.
Maybe I would have worn more casual shoes.
But the fact is, that didn't happen.
Amal is as free as a bird.
But there's still a genocide going on.
Yeah, well, there is that.
Quit sharing the G-word, god damn it.
Did your wife attend this event, George?
Well, of course.
How the hell else would I know when to get to go to the bathroom?
No, not you.
I met George Clooney.
Oh, God, no, no, no way.
I'm only speaking for myself here.
She's furious.
She's calling Joe a war criminal, murderer, this dad, being really flasty about it.
Well, fuck her then.
Okay.
Well, George, I have to say I'm on your wife's side here.
I mean, it sounds like she actually has some principles.
Maybe you should stand by your wife instead of our genocide-enabling commander-in-chief.
Yeah, but then I get an even bigger earbanging from Julia Roberts.
She doesn't care about anything.
Certainly, no genocide except supporting the Democratic Party.
She can be an even bigger bitch than my wife sometimes.
I can't win over here.
Hey, at least you're not getting genocided.
You know what?
with these two broads.
Sometimes it feels like I am.
Okay, sorry, but I gotta let you two spineless assholes go for now.
I have to start a show, and you both are making me sick.
Ciao, baby.
All right.
Oh, that was fun.
Establishment media sets of farm and spiding.
So good luck.
Bullshit we can't afford.
Let's go into this boat.
Watch and see as a jack dog.
Comedy who speeds and jumps the medium and hits them hit on.
It's the chimney tour show.
Idaho has a water crisis, ladies and gentlemen, and it's being manufactured by the government.
This is from Twitter.
In Idaho, the Department of Water Resources has ordered farmers to shut off their water to over 500,000 acres of crops due to water shortages, imposing fines of $300 per acre for continued use.
This decision has sparked widespread concern and discussion on social media, with many expressing worry about the potential impact on food supply and prices.
Some users have called for action, urging support for the farmers and criticizing the government's approach as control over the food supply.
Well, that certainly seems like what's happening.
Here's a headline: Idaho farmers say water curtailment order will dry up land and push them out of business.
Today, Young is confronting the reality of up to 70% of his family's 2,700-acre farm in eastern Idaho in Bingham County drying up this year.
Unless there is an emergency stay to the curtailment order, Young said the water will be shut off.
Meanwhile, the crops are already in the ground.
Young has already invested in seed, fertilizer, and other inputs.
He said, total $400 per acre.
So here's a guy who did a video about it.
I like this.
I no longer believe in coincidences.
Cutting water from 500,000 acres of farmland in Idaho was fishy from the start, but somehow it all makes sense now.
Your country is run by corrupt politicians who hate you.
You want to hear, here's the story.
Here it is.
Do you wonder where all the Ukraine money is going?
Well, it looks like we've started a threat to pull.
Idaho is trying to shut off water to 500,000 acres of farmland, 781 miles.
But there's been plenty of rain this spring, so that's not it.
They say it's due to water reserves underground that it's projected to deplete at a too fast of a rate to preserve water supply.
They need to shut off the water to 500,000 acres of Idaho farmland.
But the continuing appropriations and Ukraine Supplemental Appropriations Act of 2023 proved $4.5 billion for direct financial support to the government of Ukraine, or so they said.
Jervoist Global Limited enters an agreement of $15 million for information on drilling at its Idaho cobalt mine, utilizing funds from the additional Ukraine Supplemental Appropriations Act.
Why is money for direct financial support for the government of Ukraine being rerouted by the Department of Defense to a cobalt mine in Idaho?
So wait a minute.
Are you telling me that there's cobalt underneath this farmland?
And that's why they want to cut the water off, make it turn it into a dust bowl?
So now there's nothing left to do except mine cobalt?
That couldn't be the reason they're doing it.
Well, let's listen.
He's got a little more to say.
And isn't it interesting they're taking money from Ukraine to give to this cobalt thing?
Hmm.
Cobalt used in batteries for your phones, computers, electric cars.
There are countless valuable usages for cobalt.
Any side effects of cobalt we should be aware of, considering we use it in everything?
Cobalt exposure triggers impairments in cognitive and anxiety-like behaviors, brain oxidative stress, and inflammation.
And do you know what's a necessary component of cobalt mining en masse?
Guessed it?
Water.
Lots of water.
On May 31st, 2024, Idaho Department of Water announced shutting off water to 500,000 acres of farmland.
June 21st, 2024, Gervois cobalt mine can start drilling 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Idaho is shutting off water due to a shortage at the same time.
The cobalt mine is set to start operating 24-7.
And it's Ukraine's funding bill, one of many, that gave $15 million to Jovoist to restart operations after losing money.
Couple of things to look further into.
How many members of Congress have a financial interest in this cobalt mine?
My initial research?
A lot.
Also, is it linked to the Chips Act, where they gave Micron a fistful of money to start Manufacturing in Idaho.
And are they trying to destroy crops so they can take the land and mine more cobalt, or is it purely to control the water supply?
I was just in Idaho.
Absolutely beautiful state filled with great people.
And the government shows up with the government gun and forces their will.
Again, maybe it's just a coincidence.
And I'm just a conspiracy theorist.
Perhaps.
But one fact remains absolutely true.
Money that we were told was going to Ukraine is not.
There is no coincidence.
Wow.
Wow.
Hey, what's the last good thing that government arm has done for the population?
Trick question.
There is no answer to that.
Hey, what's the list of deadly measures that are currently aimed at the population?
I don't have time to list them all.
Now, should we listen to someone working in the farm industry or some smug little jellyfish on the fake left assuring us that everything is fine except for Trump?
Can you believe this?
Remember in 2016 how liberals rolled their eyes at the idea that politicians should wear their corporate donors like NASCAR patches, Monsanto, Lockheed Martin, etc.
Oh, those are fun times.
Remember those?
So get this.
Idaho cobalt mining that devastated local water revisited with greener new approach.
Oh, really?
This is from September 21st, 2022.
The Salmon Chelles National Forest covers 4.3 million acres of rolling mountains covered in trees, rivers, wildlife living, and the largest wilderness area in the United States.
Underneath the surface lies the Idaho Cobalt Belt.
One of the country's only large deposits of the critical mineral key to the lithium-ion batteries that power our phones, laptops, and increasingly our vehicles.
Cobalt mining abandoned this mountain range decades ago after one mine caused devastating effects on the local environment and an entire town.
But a mountain range in Idaho is now seen as a key location in the country's move towards renewable energy resources.
Thank you.
By the way, they use the, so these are using battery-powered cars.
I saw on the news to TV news today that electric vehicles won't let you out of their car if the battery dies.
Potentially causing heat stroke or hypothermia.
I say trust the science.
I say trust the science.
Cobalt is more important than you.
Just keep that in mind.
Australian company Gervois, which that other guy just mentioned, is poised to restart mining in Salmon Chelsea National Forest.
They're looking for cobalt they mine to be used in rechargeable batteries and devices such as electric vehicles, power storage containers, and other clean.
And it looks like they're going to go after that farmland.
That's what it looks like.
And by the way, it's but and they're going to put that in other clean energy technology.
That's what this is about.
It's so clean.
It's like a pristine mountain stream.
I mean, it's not that clean, but they will wreck a pristine mountain stream to get that clean energy technology battery.
I agree.
I agree.
I love, of course, America uses that phrase renewable energy source.
What that really means is that they'll just wipe one area out completely and then move on to the next one, leaving like a Martian landscape in their wake.
That's what renewable.
That's amazing.
Okay.
Matt Lengerich, the executive general manager for Javoid Mining Limited, a company that is undertaking the project, told ABC News that the endeavor is important for the country's gold to reduce the use of it's all about fighting climate change.
By the way, they're going to drill every last drop of oil out of the earth.
So this whole idea that we're going to do that we got to, they're not.
We don't, by the way, if we all went to renewable energy, if we all had battery-operated cars, the electric grid would collapse.
We all went to electric stoves and electric cars.
We don't have the power grid to support that.
It's all bullshit.
And so they can say things like this.
Oh, we're going to mine cobalt now, you know, to get us off fossil fuels.
We're never getting off fossil fuels.
We're going to continue to see technology advances, especially in batteries and better battery chemistry, that I have no doubt.
But even with all of those advances, we're still going to need sustainably, sustainably supplied cobalt.
sustainably supplied.
Thank you.
If they could only get children to mine it like they do in third world countries.
Because just like everything that's happened since the Industrial Revolution, each new advancement is made up of two on the broken backs of children with shovels in another country.
You know that.
Here he is.
This guy boasted his company's new technology and mining process, contending that those 21st century advances along with new government regulations will minimize the impact on the surrounding area.
Fauna and flora compared to previous.
Oh, now it's going to be all, it's going to be better.
It's going to be better.
They're going to pay off the deer with smartphones.
Wow.
I think this new advanced system consists of taking the excess lithium and then putting it into the water supply to keep the locals and the animals absolutely complacent while they're being stripped of everything they rely on.
That's just a guess.
That's just a guess.
The mountain located in the area, this is from 2022.
This is before they decided to cut off the water to the farmland.
The mountain located in the area was the source of cobalt, copper, and was mining there began at the end of the 19th century.
It picked up in the 1940s when the government used cobalt from the mine to help build jet engines during the Cold War.
Isn't that nice?
The open pit mining operation at the site called Blackbird supported a town with a population of 250 named cobalt.
Things changed in the early 90s when federal regulators confirmed pollution from the mine had contaminated nearby watersheds.
No kidding.
You want somebody to care about water quality?
I think you picked the wrong country.
They finally figured out how to make cars run on water.
You could use because they put enough lithium cobalt in it.
Ah, okay.
And while the ecological devastation from the old mine is still fresh, look at that sentence.
While the ecological devastation from the old mine is still fresh, a changing economy and increased calls to decrease that's all about decreasing fossil fuels.
It's a good thing has pushed companies and the federal government to restart the mining.
We got to get rid of those fossil fuels, even though the minings that we did devastated the ecology.
But those fossil fuels, chagrin.
Cobalt is deemed critical by the United States government because of its use in batteries.
President Joe Biden has been pushing to mine for it domestically instead of importing it from other nations.
Well, isn't that nice?
Have you heard of the new word for libertarian neocon?
The new word is called Democrat.
Wow, this is wild stuff, huh?
Remember, folks, whenever anything is considered critical by our government, then none of our criticisms will stop them from their next immeasurable money grab because it's critical.
They've already determined it's critical.
Who did the U.S. government?
And who runs the U.S. government?
A handful of billionaires.
And a bunch of people inside the U.S. government have money interests in those cobalt mines.
Isn't that nice?
This guy from the cobalt company gave ABC News a tour of his company's mine.
His company, which has a seven-year permit, will take a different approach to mining the mountain region that contains cobalt with new technologies and practices that he claims will meet the new demand and prevent more pollution.
I bet.
I bet, I bet.
Their operation will take more steps to contain wastewater to prevent any toxic metals from traveling into nearby streams and includes plans for how they will restore the land when mining operations are complete.
We're going to restore the land.
You know, all those mines you've seen before, how they came back and made the land all nice after they mined the shit out of it.
Holy cow.
They're taking the Whole Foods crunchy organic approach to mining for cobalt.
That's what this sounds like.
College students from Berkeley are going to come with bamboo spoons and gently scrape the cobalt out of the mountain.
That's what I think.
And when that doesn't work, they'll resort to fracking it.
How about that?
The company aims to produce 2,000 tons of cobalt a year, which represents 10% of the U.S. demand for new batteries.
I think it's safe to assume that that cobalt company does not have one good intention in them at any level at all.
Have you ever seen a Tesla car burst into flames because the battery just randomly blew up out of nowhere?
You can't put that fire out, by the way.
You just have to let it burn until there's nothing left.
Anyway, there you go.
That's what's happening in Idaho.
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Here is the former CDC director, Redfield, talking about bird flu.
Listen to this.
I'm obviously most worried about bird flu.
Right now, it takes five amino acid change for it to be effectively infecting humans.
That's a pretty heavy species barrier.
But this virus is already now in 26 mammal species, as you saw most recently cattle.
But in the laboratory, I could make it highly infectious for humans in months because it's been published the five amino acids that I need to change.
And so I don't think that research should be done.
That's the real threat.
That's the real biosecurity threat that these university labs are doing, these bioexperiments that are intentionally modifying viruses.
And bird flu, I think, is going to be the cause of the great pandemic, where they are teaching these viruses how to be more infectious for humans.
So he's saying for this to happen naturally, for a bird flu to jump to humans, it's hard.
Probably wouldn't happen.
But if you do it in, if you do it in a lab, you could do it in a matter of months.
And he said that kind of that's the former CDC director, Redfield, saying that kind of research shouldn't be going on.
Hey, guess what?
It is going on.
USDA and China, CCP lab, are creating deadly bird flu viruses as part of a $1 million collaboration, and you're paying for it.
That's from April 24th of this year or April 17th of this year.
Here's U.S. bankrolling creation of deadlier, more contagious bird flu strains.
This gain of function, Barack Obama stopped this gain of function.
And it was Dr. Fauci who then went around Barack Obama stopping it using the Echo Health, which is a CIA cutout.
Why is the CIA want to fund virus gain of function?
Oh, because maybe it's a bioweapon.
So there's the former head of the CDC saying we shouldn't be doing this.
Why?
And by the way, why isn't this the headline in every newspaper?
Why isn't every corporate news monkey screaming this?
Now we need to stop this.
Oh, that's right.
Because they're employed by the people who are going to make a vaccine for this.
So here's here.
Now, here's to scare the hell out of you about it.
I remember you told Chris not long ago that the bird flu could make COVID look like a little pandemic, which was quite alarming.
I mean, is that really the case?
Yes, Brian.
I really do think it's very likely that we will at some time.
It's not a question of if, it's more of a question of when we will have a bird flu pandemic.
So if you listen to the first clip I just played, he said that's going to come from a lab.
So again, why isn't he also screaming?
Could you imagine being this reserved and speaking in such dulset tones about criminal activity of mad scientists and maniac psychopaths that are funding a virus that can currently not infect humans but will.
And now he knows it's going to happen and it's going to be a pandemic.
And wait till they tell you how many people are going to die from this.
You want to see this watch.
And as you mentioned, unfortunately, bird flu has, when it does enter humans, has a significant mortality, probably somewhere between 25 and 50% mortality.
So here's a guy talking in hushed tones in a vocal fry voice.
You know, it's probably between 25 and 50% mortality.
Now, I'm not a math surgeon, but I'm pretty sure that means that one out of every two people who get bird flu will die.
Is that what he's saying?
Is that what 25 to 50 percent mortality means?
I think that's what that means.
And he's not screaming about it.
The former CDC director, he's talking about it like this.
It'll probably kill half the people.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm late for a nap.
I need some more milk.
He's not screaming about it.
He's not screaming about it.
Why?
Why?
And he's not saying, I told you, I warned everybody, stop doing this gain of function.
I told everybody this is mad scientists.
This is mad science, and we should stop this.
We're doing this to ourselves.
He's just kind of talking like this about it.
Like, it's not a big deal.
You know, yeah, it's a bad thing.
Yeah.
It's super bad.
Now, there's one of two things happening there.
Either he's completely detached from his emotions completely.
Or he's hyping this for some reason.
He's being told to hype it.
You tell me, you tell me.
Can you imagine if you had that kind of knowledge that the science community that you're a part of is creating a virus that's going to kill one out of every two people that it infects?
And you are sure it's going to be a pandemic.
And you're not more animated?
So either he's making, either he's completely dead inside or he's on thorazine.
There's three possibilities.
He's completely dead inside.
He's on thorazine.
Or someone, or he's hyping this for another reason.
What do you think?
Let me know.
There's a little bit more.
It's going to be quite complicated.
Once the virus gains the ability to attach to the human receptor and then go human to human, that's when you're going to have the pandemic.
And as I said, I think it's just a matter of time.
I remember you told Chris Law.
It's just a matter of time.
Now, I don't have the full clip.
I wonder if it's a matter of time.
Because we're doing this, like you said in this first clip, because we're the ones doing this.
This guy's the top of his field.
He got COVID right from day one.
Joe Rogan brought this one of the guys Joe Rogan brought on.
Then we brought him on this show.
He got it right from day one.
They called him an anti-vax kook, leading guy in his field.
So here's what he has to say about bird flu.
I mean, one of my patients told me for sure that they're coming on farms with hazmat suits doing mass PCR testing of healthy animals.
All that's going to do is raise a false case count and create orders for mass calling.
So let me ask you this, Doctor.
what do you think is going on?
Because it's right before an election.
They're trying to pass a UN treaty.
They're hyping it.
They want people to wear hazmat gear.
It looks like a rerun of four years ago to me.
I would predict, we're so ready for this, Alex.
We know that iodine, nasal sprays, and gargles work fine.
Wellness company, we expanded our contagion kit.
He says, it sounds to me like he says, don't freak out.
We know that iodine, nasal sprays, and gargles work fine.
Iodine, nasal sprays, and gargles work fine.
How come nobody talks about this?
Oh, I know why.
Because they've got a vaccine for you.
He's saying iodine, nasal sprays, and gargles work fine.
I think he said the same thing about COVID, but you never get to hear that.
Wellness company, we expanded our contagion kit.
We know that Tamiflu and hydroxychloroquine work fine, started early.
Hydroxychloroquine, he says, would work well for and Tamiflu would work well for bird flu.
Now, I'm pretty sure hydroxychloroquine is off-patent, just like Ivermectin was off-patent, which is why they had to make everyone think it was poisonous.
And a horse and only a horse to wormer instead of a Nobel Prize-winning human medicine that's on the WHO list of essential medicines.
So I'm getting a little bit of a different story from McCullough.
That's his name, right?
Yes.
Get a little bit of a different story from him.
So we have this so well covered in humans.
We shouldn't lose a single human with us.
I don't think there's going to be.
We shouldn't lose a single human.
Now, Redfield just told me that one out of two people who get it are going to die.
He's saying we shouldn't lose a single human.
What do you make of that?
You think Redfield is still working for the man and hyping this?
He certainly isn't screaming about the research that's going to cause this to happen.
A threat to mankind.
I think this is a giant threat to the food supply because the response is this elective mass destruction of livestock.
What I think should happen is I think we should get so they've been trying to think away.
We have another story coming up how they're cutting off the water to Idaho farmers.
They're kicking Dutch farmers off their farm.
They're trying to get rid of farmers because they want us to all eat bugs.
And he's saying that this is another way they're going to get rid of all the food.
This is a threat to our food supply.
Is this a way they could move us into eating bugs?
Hey, after RussiaGate, after the Ukraine war, after COVID, there is no lie that they won't tell.
And everything they said was a conspiracy theory just turned out to be a spoiler alert.
They said he was a conspiracy theorist.
They still say that.
I bet you if you go to his Wikipedia page, I bet you any money.
Somebody in the chat go.
Of all of this prefunctory testing and let the animals get through with it.
He's going to say, he's saying, don't test the animals for bird flu.
Let them get through it.
Let them have bird flu and get through it.
Right now, bird flu isn't infectious to humans.
According to Redfield, that you have to do all this manipulation of the virus.
Five different things, enzymes have to happen for it to become infectious to humans that you could do in a few months in a lab, which I guess they're doing.
And no one's screaming about this.
You know why no one's screaming about it?
I'm screaming about it.
People at RFK Jr.'s Children's Defense Fund are screaming about it.
You know who's not?
The people who are funded by Big Pharma.
New York Times, Washington Post, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, all the people funded by Big Pharma.
Nobody's screaming about it.
They'll get through this fine.
We need an investigation to the gain of function research.
It probably is being spread around by mallard ducks.
I mean, it's in that duck population.
It even spread to a dolphin off the coast of Florida.
So I can tell you, it's in migratory.
Sure, so let me ask you this.
Obviously, though, they're rolling it out now for a power grab.
It doesn't really affect humans.
It's a bunch of hysteria.
Knowing the bad guys trying to cover up the last evil thing with COVID, they need a new story to cover it up.
We talked about this years ago.
Disagree if you think I'm wrong, but then what do you, if you're in the enemy's brain, what do you think they're going to pull next?
They want mass vaccination, Alex.
They want mass vaccination.
We know that CSL, a company, Sequarius, has the Audence vaccine.
It's an antigen-based vaccine.
They developed it with BARDA, a research unit of the military.
FDA cleared it in 2021 with no human data.
Now they have pre-purchased enough vaccines for the entire country.
Right after this antigen-based vaccine, Alex, they have a self-replicating messenger RNA vaccine.
CEPI, the international organization with the Koreans, they have a self-replicating messenger RNA vaccine.
I think the end game for the bad guys is mass vaccination.
No, I'm a comedian.
I'm not a virologist.
I'm not a doctor.
I'm not a nurse.
I'm not a scientist, but that guy is.
And he's one of the leading guys in his field.
And he got COVID right.
So who are you going to listen to?
You're going to listen to Redfield, who will admit to you that they're creating this virus in a lab.
And then he will talk to you in such dulcet tones that about 25 to 50% of the people get this mortality.
So do you think that he's telling the truth that this power grab, that this is the end for the end game is mass vaccination?
I guess I'll have to check in to see what the FDA and the CDC say about this because that's who would know best, right?
The FDA and the CDC.
I mean, it's not like we've caught the heads of the FDA and the CDC lying at every turn.
It's not like there's a revolving door between big pharma and the FDA and the CDC.
I mean, why wouldn't you trust the FDA and the CDC?
Let's see.
So during COVID, you were lied to about masks.
You were lied to about where the virus came from.
You were lied to about gain of function.
You were lied to about herd immunity, natural immunity, transmission, contraction.
You were lied to about the fatality rate of the virus.
You were lied to about the seriousness about who it affected.
You were lied to about lockdowns.
You were lied to about six-foot distancing.
There wasn't a thing you weren't lied to about.
So this is a test.
This bird flu is a test to see if we've learned anything over the last four years.
This is one of my favorite things.
This guy, Defiant L. So these are defiant L's.
This is so this is Robert Reich.
Now, if you don't know who he was, he was Bill Clinton's, I think, Secretary of Labor, maybe he was a secretary of some labor economic or something.
I guess we could find out.
Can you find out?
Anyway, and you see him all the time being a pundit.
And here he is.
He says, let's, this is from July 31st, 2021.
He says, let's get one thing straight.
Freedom doesn't mean you have the right to recklessly endanger others by refusing to get vaccinated.
And then just one year later, he says, I don't know who needs to hear this, but every person should have control over their own body.
Well, apparently, you need to hear that.
Just when you thought you could put your faith in a guy called Reich, huh?
He lives up to his name.
You know, in certain circles, he's referred to as the Turd Reich.
And he is, yes, he was the Secretary of Labor under Bill Clinton.
And he's, and that beard cannot hide the fact that he has more chins than standards.
Here you go.
I'd like to play this for you now.
So, I mean, that's, and these people with a straight face, they want to be taken seriously.
And he's never apologized.
He's never apologized for that.
And then he says this.
So I don't know who needs to hear this, but every person should have control.
He's talking about abortion.
So that's why you see the people who used to call themselves pro-choice, they now call themselves pro-abortion because they're not pro-choice.
They don't think you have a choice.
They used to be my body, my choice.
Now it's my body, the government's choice, or your choice.
So if whoever's choice, it's not my choice anymore.
If you get scared enough, you can force your choice on me.
So the people who used to, I'm still pro-choice.
I will never be as big of a Cretan to call myself pro-abortion.
If you call yourself pro-abortion, there's something wrong with you.
Because that's a horrific thing.
And if you enjoy abortions, then you need help.
You're a psychopath.
If you enjoy abortions, when something's horrible, you refer to it as an abortion.
Oh, you see that movie?
It was an abortion.
Nobody ever refers to something good as an abortion.
I'm pro-choice, meaning I want the government to stay out from in between the patient and the doctor.
And it's none of my business.
That's pro-choice.
And listen to all the people who used to say they were pro-choice and then flipped on a dime once Big Pharma told them to push a mandated experimental medical treatment.
Watch this.
The party is the party of the Charter of Rights.
Thank you.
The party is the party of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
It defines us the way it defines this country.
Enforcement measures in place will make sure that everyone is vaccinated.
A woman's right to a choice in this matter is a charter right.
It is upheld by the Constitution.
Everyone needs to get vaccinated, and those people are putting us all at risk.
We do not accept that a government could legislate away a woman's fundamental rights.
Don't think you can get on a plane or a train besides vaccinated people and put them at risk.
American women today have less freedom than their mothers.
Radical Republicans are charging ahead with their crusade to criminalize health freedom.
There are those on the other side of the aisle who have this anti-vax plan with end vaccination requirements.
When it comes to the termination of a pregnancy, it is the lore of this state and the policy of this government that that is a matter between a woman and her doctor.
It's not a choice to get vaccinated.
You must get vaccinated.
Roe v.
Wade, the Supreme Court recognized the woman's constitutional right to choose.
Constitutional right to choose.
I'm announcing that the Department of Labor is developing an emergency rule to require all employers with 100 or more employees to ensure their workforces are fully vaccinated.
Right to make a deeply personal decision with their doctor, free from the interference of politicians.
We'll sign an executive order that will now require all executive branch federal employees to be vaccinated.
All.
Rip away a constitutional right from the American people, which had never been done before.
A fundamental right ripped away.
You want to work with the federal government and do business?
Those are the same people who ripped away your fundamental right of bodily autonomy.
My body, my choice.
They ripped it away.
As they claim, other people have ripped away that right because they overturned Roe v.
Wade.
Nobody said I have to get an abortion or I can't go to work.
Let's get vaccinated.
Direct assault on the rights of women.
So I'm going to argue to you that mandates work.
It will certainly endanger the rights that women have had for decades in this country.
A lot of those people made the decision because the mandate was there and it was the thing that moved them.
What this court has done and the Supreme Court's inaction in every way appears to be unconstitutional.
A lot of them were hesitant, truthfully.
A lot of them needed some extra incentive.
The reason now it's 94% of our public employees are vaccinated because of those mandates.
Condemnation of Roe v.
Wade.
You know, actually, probably the way that I would characterize it is the condemnation of the loss of a woman's right to choose.
The government has already mandated.
So women have a right to choose what happens to their body.
Just.
Just not when it comes to an experimental medical treatment.
Isn't that interesting?
So they don't believe in that.
Not even a little bit do they believe that a woman has a right to choose what happens to her own body.
They don't believe it.
It's all lip service to get votes from women.
They don't believe it.
They're phonies, hypocrites, liars, and worse.
They're the evil tools of big pharma.
Willing.
The vaccination across workforces.
Just because you may hold a conservative position on an issue, whether or not that then gives you the right or the inclination to then remove another person's ability to determine their own position.
You basically see it's the two different classes of people.
If you're vaccinated or if you're unvaccinated, you have all these rights.
If you are vaccinated.
That is what it is.
So, yep.
Particularly when that position is whether they can determine their own health decisions.
Customers must be vaccinated.
Then so too must the workers.
Our approach is also grounded in the right of a woman to choose.
Government imposed mandates were quite, were relatively limited.
So health, education, defense, police, and those who are working around our border and in my queue spaces.
And so for me, it's a very simple, simple concept.
Remember this?
Remember when people used to say this?
My choice!
What about when it comes to an experimental medical treatment?
Not your choice.
Someone else's choice.
The government's choice.
Your body, the government's choice.
Geez.
Wouldn't it be nice if people had that same kind of enthusiasm when it came to experimental medical treatments, bodily autonomy?
My choice!
My choice!
And so...
I can forgive those people for being such psychopathic Nazis, which is what they were during COVID, and for slandering me and smearing me.
And people...
I take it very personal.
Because it happened to me personally.
I can forgive them.
The thing is, they don't have indignity, nor do they have the integrity or the courage to admit that they were wrong.
Those people are what they call wankers.
They're not worth anything.
Those people aren't worth anything.
And a time came.
Just like Cornel West.
Like, he likes to scream at the top of his lungs, I'm in solidarity with the workers.
He's not in solidarity with shit.
Because the time came for him to be in solidarity with workers.
And he tucked his tail like a good little boy.
He tucked his tail like a good little boy.
That he is.
Servant to the establishment.
Which is why he's lived in ivory towers his entire adult life.
The time came for those people to stand up for workers.
And students.
And children.
And everybody else.
And they didn't.
They willfully stayed ignorant.
Uninformed.
And did nothing to stand in solidarity with...
with workers 41 of black owned businesses shuttered permanently during covet corner west couldn't give a fuck About them.
70,000 healthcare workers in one state alone fired.
Cornell West couldn't give a shit about them.
But if you bring it up, he will call you a Trumper.
Those people are cowards.
No dignity.
No courage.
Nothing.
No integrity.
Nothing.
And if they, because if they did have that, they would have already apologized.
And they have already made a meaculpa.
They lack the thing you need for personal growth, which is an honest sense of self.
You need to be self-aware in order to reflect and grow.
And they aren't that.
And they don't have the courage to do that.
It takes courage.
They don't have it.
I had it.
I bought into the propaganda at first.
I apologized.
I was wrong.
I didn't look into it.
I was afraid.
And then as soon as I did look into it, I found out they were lying at every turn.
And I felt I had to share this with my audience and anybody.
I had to help people save themselves.
And I did.
And people come up to me all over the country and in Europe with tears in their eyes and they shake my hand and they say, thank you.
Thank you.
You saved me.
And I had people who shamed me for wanting to share what I found out, for wanting to share that they were being lied to.
Still to this day, they do it.
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