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Kansas sues Pfizer over misrepresentations and adverse events of COVID-19 vaccine.
Probably some Republican thing and there was something attacking Fauji.
I'm just imagining that people who see this news and they don't, it doesn't matter.
That's exactly right.
So this guy, Kansas Attorney General, this is from Twitter.
Chris Kobach has filed a lawsuit against Pfizer alleging that the pharmaceutical company made misleading claims about the safety and effectiveness of the COVID-19 vaccine.
I can't imagine that they did.
The lawsuit claims Pfizer knew about serious adverse events associated with the vaccine, including myocarditis, periocarditis, failed pregnancies, and deaths.
But they concealed this information from the public.
The suit accuses Pfizer of violating the state's Consumer Protection Act by marketing the vaccine as safe and effective, despite these known risks.
How could they do that?
How can this guy say this?
He's going to get banned from Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, except Twitter.
That's the only place you can say this.
So here it is.
He gave a little speech.
Pfizer marketed its vaccine.
And by the way, he looks very, he stumbles over a lot of words.
This guy is supposed to be a pretty bright attorney.
I don't know.
And he's a politician.
He's the attorney general, so you know he ran a campaign, but he seems to be nervous right now because maybe he saw what happened to the president of Slovakia.
Yeah, better watch it.
Maybe he saw what happened to him.
I don't know if you know, but right, it's Slovakia, right?
Yep.
That he got shot.
He ordered an investigation into the COVID vaccine, and then very shortly thereafter he got shot in the head.
I'm not saying those two things are related.
I'm just saying that.
The shooter story is real strange, too.
Yeah.
But here he is.
So maybe that's why he's so nervous.
Pfizer marketed its vaccine as safe for pregnant women.
However, in February of 2021, Pfizer possessed reports for 458 pregnant women who received Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine during pregnancy.
More than half of the pregnant women reported an adverse event, and more than 10% reported a miscarriage, many within days of the vaccination.
Pfizer also possessed information from its own October 2020 study on pregnancy in rats, indicating that its COVID-19 vaccine was likely linked to infertility, loss of litters, and stillborn offspring.
Number two, safety relating to heart conditions like myocarditis.
Pfizer consistently denied any evidence of a connection or safety signal between its COVID-19 vaccine and myocarditis or pericarditis.
Indeed, on January 18th, 2023, when asked whether its vaccine caused strokes or myocarditis, Pfizer chairman and CEO Alan Burla stated, quote, we've not seen a single signal, although we have distributed billions of doses, end quote.
A signal that he was referring to is a safety signal, which refers to a negative consequence.
However, as Pfizer knew, the United States government, the United States military, foreign governments, and others had found that Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine caused myocarditis and pericarditis.
Number three, effectiveness regarding variants.
Pfizer also claimed that its COVID-19 vaccine protected against COVID-19 variants, even though data available at the time showed Pfizer's vaccine was effective less than half the time against variants.
Finally, transmission.
Pfizer urged Americans to get vaccinated in order to protect their loved ones, clearly indicating a claim that Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccination stopped transmission of COVID-19.
Pfizer later admitted that it had never even studied transmission of it after its recipients received the vaccine.
So we showed you that video of the Pfizer executive testifying at the European Parliament, and that member of European Parliament asked her, did you test to see if they stopped transmission before it went to market?
And she said, oh, no, of course not.
We were operating at the speed of science, which is a nonsense cartoon term made up.
That's when they just put stuff in you like Mengele.
Yeah, it's the speed of science.
You mean like we don't do that's the previous guy to break the speed of science barrier was Joseph Mengele?
Yeah, yeah.
So Chuck Yeager of science.
I know you thought there was nothing suspicious about the fact that they set it up so that no one could take legal action.
Why would that mean that just slows down an evasion, Jimmy?
So when they in the 80s, when they got that law passed that you can't sue vaccine makers if you get vaccine injured, then the vaccine schedule has exploded.
Thank you, Judge Scalia.
It went from a handful of vaccines for kids.
Now 36.
I've heard some people say it's up to like 72 shots.
Now, don't quote me on that, but that's like, because some of them need double shots.
So why would you be suspicious of a system that sets up that you can't sue them?
The only it's the only end of the whole story right there.
It's the only product in the world that can't be held liable if it injures you.
And why did they, why is that?
Because it's safe.
That's why.
Why?
You don't need to have the right to sue if you get injured because it's super safe.
Well, then why would you take that away?
Because, Jimmy, come on.
By the way, What are you, anti-vax?
These are the same people that want to sue the makers of guns for making guns, but they don't see why you would sue a drug company for making drugs that were mandatory you had to take or else you couldn't live.
And again, you don't have to buy a gun.
This, Kurt, you know, this guy's wrong because it's the vaccine is safe and effective.
And it is being still recommended by the CDC and the FDA, and that's who we go by.
They know better than anybody, especially this attorney general from Kansas.
Well, they said they didn't know.
I believe in the hearing, but they didn't test.
So technically, no, they did not know better than anyone because they didn't test it.
And that's what he just said right there.
They didn't even know better than Joe Rogan.
They were telling everybody to get it to protect other people from you transmitting it.
And then when they were asked, hey, did you actually test to see?
No, we didn't look into it.
See if it stopped transmission.
A lot of Chris Cuomos out there.
Well, because we're taking just, no, no one said that.
That's a lie.
Just spewing.
They could say it stopped transmission.
After making these misleading statements, Pfizer also engaged in some censorship attempts.
Emails reveal that Pfizer officials coordinated with social media platforms to censor any speech critical of Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine safety and effectiveness.
It should also be noted that Pfizer elected not to join the federal government's vaccine development program known as Operation Warp Speed and declined that development funding.
I did not know this.
And I didn't know that.
And do you know why they listened to why they declined to join Operation Warp Speed and get that funding?
Watch this.
When asked about that, Pfizer's CEO, Albert Burla, said Pfizer did not participation in the program in order to, quote, liberate, end quote, Pfizer's scientists and to avoid government oversight of its vaccine development.
He wanted to, Kurt, he wanted to liberate his scientists.
Finally, the scientists can be free of silly safety constraints requiring them to test the product before they send it and stick it in everybody's arm.
You know, that kind of stupid, silly constraint before they force feed it to the entire world.
When will someone finally put an end to proper research?
It's like when we freed all them scientists from the Nazis and brought him here to make our rockets and drugs and stuff.
He's got more to say.
He also said, quote, they want reports.
I don't want to have any of that.
End quote.
Referring to they, when he said they, he's referring to the federal government.
The government wants reports on your vaccine trials.
And he said they want reports.
I don't want any of that.
That's a quote, apparently, from the head of Pfizer.
Albert Borlaug?
Yeah, who, by the way, is not a doctor.
Thought he was being a good veterinarian there.
He's a veterinarian.
He takes veterinarian chances with your life, it feels like.
Seems like it.
As if you were a sick dog, like, hey, if I fail, you know, it's a dog.
Pfizer's misleading statements contributed to success in marketing its vaccine and success.
By February of 2024, Pfizer had delivered over 3.3 million doses of its vaccine in the state of Kansas.
This accounted for over 60% of all vaccine doses given in the state of Kansas.
The suit is being filed today.
And as I mentioned before, it is part of a multi-state effort in which more suits may follow depending on Pfizer's reaction.
Oh, man, that's the one I got.
I got the Moderna.
I got that.
So they were part of Warp Speed.
So I guess it really doesn't make a difference either way because you got sick after you're.
Yeah.
I got COVID anyway.
And then I got COVID three times.
So it's, again, the CDC, FDA is still recommending you get your 10th booster.
Did you know that?
Yeah, I bring it up to people.
They're on the 10th.
So this fall will be your 10th booster.
And the new head of the CDC, another woman, because people don't expect women to lie just like they don't expect nerds to lie or gay people to lie.
Why do they have any one of them to lie?
That's well, now I do, but not.
Dumb shit liberals.
Yes, dumb shit liberals.
The gays and whatever are God's angels on this.
Yes, you're automatically.
And they're humans like you that are comfortable and susceptible to bribery.
They attribute a certain sense of superior morality and niceness and goodness of heart to homosexuality.
They do do that.
We know that.
If you're going to be an atheist, then treat everybody like people and don't take your Jesus feelings and then transplant them onto the du journey.
That's what they do.
Well, as Carl Jung has said in his book, The Unexamined Self, that if you don't have an authentic experience of the transcendent or of the divine, your psyche still needs that.
And so what people do who are Democrats is they then project that onto people like Anthony Fauci or onto Andrew Cuomo.
They gave him an Emmy.
And the guy was lying and killing people.
He has an Emmy.
Yes.
You remember that?
And they wanted him to be the next president.
And then they mattooed him.
They gave him a grievous mattoo.
And so they do.
And so, and they also, then they'll substitute science for religion.
They turn science into a religion, and that can't be questioned like really.
Well, that's not what science is.
Science isn't, but that's what they do.
Science is a way of finding things out.
It's all about questioning.
But again, the people who don't have a experience of the divine or the transcendent, they then need that, just like Kurt said, and they project it onto people like Fauci, Andrew Cuomo, And science in general, or onto MSNBC or Anderson Cooper.
Celebrity.
They do that.
Or Hillary Clinton.
I experienced that wrath in 2016.
And there are still female comedians, lots of them, who won't talk to me.
I go into comedy club.
If I'm in one side of the comedy club, they're at the other side of the comedy club.
If I'm Alaska, they're Florida.
Won't talk to me.
People I've known all my life, all my adult life since I moved to Hollywood in 1995.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So anyway, so there it is.
Kansas is suing them for lying about all that stuff.
And what's the answer?
You know, I keep up on this because, you know, I got vaccine injured.
So once I did get vaccinated injured, I looked into it and found out they were lying about everything.
They were lying about mass.
They're lying about funding the gain of function research that produced the virus.
They were lying about where the virus came from.
They said if you said it came from a lab that you were a racist and a white supremacist.
They lied about herd immunity, natural immunity.
They lied about early treatments.
They lied about transmission, contraction.
There wasn't a thing they didn't lie about.
At every turn, they lied.
But they still want you to hate Joe Rogan, who never lied one time about any of it.
Well, now people begrudgingly, because I really, I just skip all this.
There's a video.
There's a video.
Everything Rogan said was right.
Every single thing.
And just to watch, because they got to accept it.
There's a video about me that some guy named Sean made who never part of that payroll from the King Charles's deep state.
He was spending money to the MI6 to a cutout.
It's in Grey Zone.
That's right.
I went to, yeah.
That got funded to come at me.
By the way, you go back.
And it's got over a million views.
Everything I say in that video is correct.
Hey, Sean, you're welcome for the mention.
And so now if you go back and you look at that video, because it comes up.
Is it still up?
Of course.
Yeah.
And you look at the comments from the last year on that video.
Hey, this didn't age well.
This didn't age well.
Also, he spelled Sean wrong, dipshit.
But, Jimmy, it's a fact you do sell merchandise.
But yeah, and then they wanted to make it an effect.
They do that thing like, oh, Jimmy Door sells t-shirts.
He came out and he said the stuff about the vaccine.
And then he sells t-shirts.
Yeah.
You mean, you know, like the thing everyone does?
I also sell mugs.
Merch.
You know, hey, you ever go to MSNBC?
They have a gift shop.
They sell all that shit.
Same thing with CNN.
Same thing with every.
Same thing with every other YouTuber.
Same thing with AOC.
Same thing with AOC.
She sells hoodies.
But they're trying to make it like you're like Steven Crowder's whole thing was the mug club.
That was his whole moment.
Yeah.
So it's always an attempt to lump you in with, you know, just anybody's an influencer, which I don't consider you to be an influencer.
They were just doing a show about news.
Yeah.
Like that, to me, again, not religious here.
That's what Satan is traditionally.
Like, that's an evil job to be an influencer.
What the fuck are you talking about?
There used to be a thing where you'd say it about someone.
Who is that guy that hung around the Clinton's a black guy and he was an influencer before internet?
And Saturday Night Live, Tim Meadows did a thing of like how mysterious he was.
And he's saying, oh, I'm a man about town.
I don't remember.
He's some friend of the Clinton, Vernon Jordan.
Oh, that's right.
And he was an influencer.
That's like a creepy ass thing that that's a job now.
And if anybody is that, you can't trust them.
Hey, I'm an influencer.
Just like, I just want to hear the truth.
Somebody being honest all the time.
You could be wrong.
I just want you to be honest with me all the time.
I don't want to hear team, you know...
But this is going to be interesting.
I was wondering how long it would take for something like this to happen.
But just as George Carlin said, they got the judges in their back pocket, man.
The judges also have to get elected and they have to go through political parties.
And those political parties are owned by Big Pharma, Wall Street, the military industrial complex.
So I'm happy to see this coming out.
But again, it's not being reported.
It's not going to be.
No matter what happens, it will be reported.
It's not going to be reported.
It's like it's asking Tony Soprano to tell you that the latest RICO indictments on the mafia.
They're not.
They're going to downplay them.
And you already know the people in corporate media are liars.
They're bought and paid for liars.
Anyway, but nobody could ever point to anything I've said about the vaccine or COVID or anything or Ivermectin or anything that I've ever, or lockdowns or math, anything I've ever said that's false.
None of it's ever been false.
It's always been true.
I was on to it.
The thing I was on to was that it wasn't stopping transmission.
So you're not going to be able to do that.
Because I would look at the countries that had the highest uptake of the vaccine, then they would have the biggest outbreaks.
And I start to report that.
Well, it's not suspicious to tell people, don't do your own research and say that.
Like, that's not an insane thing.
That's insane.
To people.
But what they're really saying is you're stupid.
You're not just like, oh, you don't, are you a sex expert?
You don't want a drag queen reading to your kid?
You're an expert.
Who are you?
The parent of the kid.
It's all separated into your area of expertise, and don't you dare look in the other section.
It's like a weird, why academia sucks.
They try to put it on, that's been for a while now, like 10, 12 years, right?
At least.
Like the dregs of academia trickling through society.
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Dan Cohen is here.
He's going to give us the 411 on what's happening in Haiti.
Dan is an independent journalist and filmmaker based in D.C. He's reporting from Israel, Palestine, Latin America, U.S.-Mexican border for places like Mondeweis, the Nation, Alternate, Grey Zone, Al Jazeera English, Vice News.
He currently operates his own journalistic outlet called Uncaptured Media, and his latest documentary is called Haiti Intervention versus Revolution.
All right, Dan, great to see you, buddy.
So I'm going to play this video.
Do you want to set it up or should I just play it?
Yeah, I'm trying to remember the clip that I sent you.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
So this is what you're going to see is a guy named Jimmy Charizier, alias Barbecue, who, if you were on Twitter X a few months ago, you may remember he was the subject of a bunch of allegations about cannibalism in Haiti.
Yes.
They were saying he's like the leader of a cannibal gang in Haiti, which is totally false.
So when I saw that, yeah, my spidey senses went up.
It's like, okay, so they're trying to obviously smear this guy.
So he must be going against the United States regime somehow, right?
Exactly.
Exactly.
He's basically the leading anti-imperialist figure in Haiti, which says a lot.
And so what he has tried to do over the years is take these different armed groups in various impoverished neighborhoods of Port-au-Prince, of Haiti's capital, and that had been fighting for years, some of them criminals and some of them anti-crime.
He's always been an anti-crime guy.
And he's basically tried to unite them to say, let's stop fighting against each other and let's turn our weapons against the oligarchs who are keeping us down, who are paying us to kill each other.
And so our documentary that I made with Kim Ives of Haiti Liberté called Another Vision, it's a three-part series, which, you know, we've talked about it on the show before.
It documents that process up through 2021.
And then this latest episode, he finally succeeds in uniting a number of the armed groups.
So what you're going to see here is he sits down with one of his former rivals, a guy who he fought a lot with, and they talk about how they're going to fight against a foreign invasion.
Okay, let's play it.
Let's play it.
So he's...
So he's saying that the UN brought cholera to Haiti, which killed 20,000 Haitians.
How?
Like they put it in the water or they just were infected with it.
Was that intentional or what was that?
No, it wasn't intentional.
Basically, they defecated their sewage from these UN blue helmet so-called peacekeepers back in the early days of the UN occupation following the 2004 U.S. orchestrated coup against Haiti's president, Jean-Bertrand Aristide.
These Nepalese troops leaked sewage into a prominent river and it got a lot of people sick and killed them.
So basically, cholera happens when you get sewage in the water.
And that's been a condition that has existed since then.
Okay.
So he says, if the foreign troops came to get rid of Ariel Henry, we would be happy.
Who's Ariel Henry?
So Arielle Henry is the former, now former de facto prime minister.
He was after the president, the elected president, was assassinated in July 2021.
The U.S. just put in this guy, just basically anointed this guy, Arielle Henry, to be the prime minister.
And he was the de facto prime minister.
So we filmed this last August.
And at that point, the whole country wanted to get rid of Ariel Henry.
They were leading the fight against him against this U.S. puppet.
Finally, in February of this year, February 28th, 29th, it was a leap year, they succeeded in getting rid of him.
So now there's a new group in.
So this is it's it's slightly aged, but the point stands about what he's saying about foreign intervention.
Okay.
So so this guy, this Jimmy Barbecue, he's leading a coalition of militias inside Haiti against the United States-installed puppets, basically.
Basically, yeah, exactly.
And the oligarchs in Haiti.
Exactly.
And he's open, you know, he's repeatedly said, let's have dialogue, but all the oligarchs, you know, and the, they now have this thing called a presidential transitional council, which is just a multi-headed hydra of puppets that the U.S. has installed that's totally unelected and selected a president.
Nobody voted for it.
They refused to talk to him.
So, you know, when there's no dialogue in politics, that's when it turns to the other form of politics, which is weapons.
Right.
As Fred Hampton said, politics is war without weapons.
War is politics with weapons.
Right.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, if the forces were coming to establish security, allow the people to move about the power of the oligarchs.
The 5% of the people control 85% of the country's wealth.
The foreign forces are coming to consolidate Ariel Henry because they know that hang on.
I got to back that up.
Sounds like America, the way he's talking.
Yeah.
5% control, 85% foreign forces coming in.
Because they know that he participated in the assassination of, how do you say his name?
Jovenel Moise.
Jovenel Moise.
So that was the last president that was democratically elected.
He got assassinated in 2021.
And they know that he participated.
Who's he?
Ariel Henri, the prime minister that the U.S. anointed right after his assassination was a leading suspect in the assassination.
Okay.
Fantastic.
Okay.
It's like LBJ.
Yeah.
So here we go.
And the only way for him to avoid being arrested and facing justice is to have the foreign forces come so they can have a phony election so he can select someone that he wants and he doesn't have to face justice.
So they're talking about Ariel and Henri, right?
I like to call him Henry.
Ariel Henry.
I call him Ariel Henry.
That's why in the popular neighborhoods, Toto represents Bel Air.
What does that mean?
That guy's nickname is Toto.
Oh, okay.
The other guy there.
And Bel Air is the next neighborhood over from Barbecue's neighborhood of, it's called Lower Delma is where.
Okay, so Toto.
So this guy next to him represents Bel Air, which I'm going to guess is not like the Bel Air hair in California.
Right.
He says, I represent the revolutionary forces in the G9.
Okay.
And today there is no G9 and no G-Pep.
What does that mean?
Okay, so the G9 was formed in 2020 by Sherry Zier and several other armed leaders from different neighborhoods to fight against crime.
They said, look, no more kidnapping, no more robbery, no more extortion, no more rape in our neighborhoods.
We want to get rid of the criminals.
So they pushed the criminals out of their neighborhoods and united to call this thing the G9.
And they also provided they have clean water and food and they have a social aspect to what they do.
As soon as that was announced, the oligarchs created something called the J-PEP, which means the G-People.
And that was kind of like a copycat.
It's like an old CIA tactic where you make like a copycat of something.
Cause the Jimmy Dore show is doing so successful.
So they'll have like, I don't know, the Timmy Shore show to like kind of confuse people.
I would just start the Timmy Shore show.
So like, so the G, the J-Pep, the G people was totally criminal.
And they would get paid by the oligarchs to do all kinds of dirty work.
And they had a lot more money.
They had more weapons and bigger weapons.
And so they would just constantly be battling against the G9.
And this is what we show in another vision is that the G9 and J-Pep would fight.
But the whole time, Jimmy Barbecue, Sherry Zier, would always say, look, let's stop fighting.
We're all from the same social class.
We're all living in this situation together.
So why are we fighting against each other?
Let's actually change our reality.
And so finally, he managed to do that with this agreement was part of it, with Toto, and created what is called Vivon Somme.
Vivon Somme means live together in Haitian Creole.
And that is the primary armed group that you'll read about in the New York Times or the Washington Post that's so scary.
And we have to send in these foreign mercenaries to take out.
Okay.
Well, if gangs stop fighting, they could turn on the leadership.
That's right.
And that's why you saw it in the press that this guy was a cannibal and that his gag is a camp of cannibal.
I knew immediately I saw that.
I'm like, oh, this is Julian Assange who's a rapist.
That's what that is.
And yeah, okay.
Their gangs called Live Together.
This is part.
That's the scariest thing there is.
Coming together along social class lines.
And this is the Hamas decapitated 40 babies.
That's what this is.
Exactly.
Okay.
We are waiting for the foreign forces.
I think if they're going to come and be our popular neighborhoods to shoot, massacre, and rape people, if they think they're going to come, then we in the popular neighborhoods who have.
What is that?
Desalonist?
Desaline's blood.
Desaline, Jean-Jacques Desaline, was the founding father of Haiti.
He is the preeminent Haitian revolutionary who, you know, yeah.
So he's warning that the foreign forces.
Now, the foreign forces is the United States, right?
The CIA and whoever they decide to pay, right?
Exactly.
They've paid hundreds of millions of dollars to Kenya of all countries to basically lead like a blackface invasion because it's even, you know, I've been saying this for two years.
As soon as they started announcing that they're looking for another country to be the face of this invasion, I was like, it's obvious.
Why?
Because Haitians do not, they're very sensitive to foreign intervention, especially from the United States, because the U.S. has repeatedly occupied them, robbed their gold reserves, has treated them horribly, has couped them twice.
So the U.S., you know, the Biden administration wants to do it in like a woke way.
They're like, we're going to get, you know, some Africans or whoever else to do it.
And so they got Kenyans and Kenyan, Kenya has like the most atrocious, they got Kenyan paramilitaries.
Oh, they have like the worst humanitarian record.
The UN documented their use of death squads in the police where they disappeared thousands of people.
And even the police who came out of that death squad and blew the whistle, those guys got disappeared.
So that's who they want to send to Haiti to kill these so-called gangs is they want to send like real death squads.
Holy shit.
So he's saying we will stand and fight until our last drop of blood.
That's what he's saying.
Is there more to this?
Let's see.
I think that's it.
So that's it.
So that's what's going on in Haiti.
So what, so now this, so, and no, and like the, like, so what does the UN have to say about don't just in the UN?
Aren't they hip to, oh, the CIA is paying Kenyans?
And then Kenyans, are they there yet?
Did the Kenyans come to Haiti yet?
Well, there's been all kinds of delays.
So the Kenyan president, William Ruto, who is basically kind of like a, he wants to be like a Zelensky, he came here last month, late in May, and met with Biden.
And it was, you know, the first visit from an African head of state in many years, which shows kind of how the U.S. even treats even its African puppets.
And on that day, it was supposed to be these Kenyan police would deploy to Haiti, but there's all kinds of holdups because there's actually resistance in Kenya from people who oppose this, from lawmakers.
So it's not a done deal.
And it's the whole thing, you know, the issue is the main issue is you need what's called a bilateral agreement.
So Arielle Henry, when he was still the de facto prime minister, he in late February, he went, he flew to Kenya to go sign a bilateral agreement to sign an agreement with Kenya to have the forces invade.
While he was gone, Barbecue and Vivon Somme went and attacked the airport and like key installations.
So then Arielle Henry could not get back into the country.
That forced him to basically resign.
And the U.S. scrambled to cobble something together.
Like, we need some new puppets in there because this one has expired.
And so that allowed the Kenyan opposition to basically say, look, you don't even have a functioning government.
How can you sign something with them when there's no one there?
So that was one delay.
There's also delays.
Like the Kenyans said that the way this works is: so the United States installs a puppet in Haiti, and then it has to get that puppet that it installs to go make a deal with Kenya to import their death squads under the guise of, you know, probably bringing security to the country, right?
And so that's how Kenyans can show up there in Haiti under the guise of, oh, no, we're invited.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
It's just a big farce.
But then another hang up they ran into is they said, like, well, you can participate in this as a Kenyan cop if you've had less than three criminal convictions.
And so they've only got like three, two or three hundred cops.
I mean, it's just a total disaster for them already.
And really to me, it shows actually just the impotence of the empire.
I mean, you know, you'd think that, I mean, the U.S. could just send in, you know, whatever proxy or some to just do the dirty job and it would be over.
But it's, I mean, if you look at it in the broader context of how the U.S. is failing in Ukraine, is failing in Gaza, killing a ton of people, yes, making lots of money for the military industrial complex, yes, but overall, not achieving their goals at all.
And Haiti is just, you know, another, a smaller kind of area on the grand chessboard.
And, you know, they seem to be failing.
What I do wonder is if, say, Trump wins, this is much, it's like it would be a perfect kind of thing for Trump's advisors to say, you know, this would be an easy one.
Just send some troops in, get this crazy cannibal African, you know, Haitian guy, kind of like they did with Venezuela and saying, like, oh, if you just support this Juan Guaido guy, then that'll be an easy one.
We'll take out some socialists and that'll be it.
So it's this kind of like drawn-out saga that just gets dumber and dumber.
But the more that the U.S. kind of bears down on Haiti, the more that the people, these armed groups, unite, which, you know, is not an easy task.
I mean, Barbecue's been working to unite these groups for years and years, and it's an ongoing, ongoing thing.
What made the other group CPEP?
Is that what they're called?
What made C-PEP?
What made them?
Did they realize they were like a construct of the CIA?
And like, how did they come together?
Well, they came together originally with money from really dirty oligarchs who are tied to the U.S. Eventually, they got to a point where they had their own money.
They had their own weapons.
They didn't really need payments from these guys, from these oligarchs.
And Barbecue's message started to resonate more with them because he said, basically, like, look at the condition we're living in.
We live among piles of burning trash.
Our people are being killed.
Like, this is terrible.
Why do we, you know, we're proud Haitians.
We had the 1804 revolution.
We defeated three empires.
Like, let's, let's, you know, be, let's, let's respect our history and our tradition and our culture.
The other thing is, actually, the second clip that we have shows it shows quite well.
There was the involvement of an American Catholic priest who, if we can play that clip, he actually played a key role.
Okay.
What the people really need now is food.
Yoba 1G.
Yeah.
Is that Freemason?
Is that Jimmy Carter?
Yeah.
That's Father Tom Hagen.
He is a very dedicated missionary in Haiti who has dedicated his life to building schools and actually, I mean, the NGOs and a lot of the missionaries are frankly terrible and are agents of empire.
But Father Tom Hagen, I think, is very much an exception to the rule.
And yes, in terms of Barbecue being a Freemason, a lot of people ask about this.
So finally, they get to address it.
Yes, Barbecue is a Freemason.
It's different, I would say, in the Haitian context than like, you know, the huge Freemason temple here in D.C., where it's in kind of inelite kind of cult.
In Haiti, people Are very superstitious.
A lot of people are Freemasons.
A lot of even Haitian, you know, American, Haitians and diaspora, many of them are Freemasons.
And it's more, it's also kind of merged with voodoo, the religion, the African religion that was brought to Haiti.
So it's more just kind of, it's not as meaningful than if you saw, you know, like George Bush or somebody.
Well, it's weird because they're Catholics, aren't they?
Mostly there?
Like, I thought the church is like, you can't be a Freemason.
I don't know.
Everybody's got their own thing, I guess.
All right, let's play this.
I think so.
One of the key figures involved in both the Peace Accord and the community projects is Father Tom Hagen of Hands Together, an NGO that built schools across the country.
My role wasn't how much was kind of like a suggestion because we've had a couple connotations before.
But interestingly enough, not many people have even come to say, hey, this is a good thing.
Nothing at all.
And I wonder sometimes if it's just, it's just, you know, have a suspicion that maybe the people want these gangs to be called bad people or bad gangs because they use them for different reasons.
Political reasons or whatever else.
But I'm willing to stand up and say, hey, there's goodness in them.
And I would bet my life on this guy.
He's a good person.
Okay.
He's not going to make it to the inner Freemason circle with that good attitude.
I'll tell you that.
So he's basically, I mean, does this guy have any power?
No, he doesn't have any power, but what he does is, for one thing, so that's in Barbecue's neighborhood, Lower Delma, where they are building.
You know, you can see they had construction going on and now it's complete.
They built a number of schools.
They built shelters.
They built a restaurant.
They have a swimming pool for kids.
And it's all community projects trying to improve the situation where the state has failed.
I mean, decades and decades of U.S. neoliberalism has totally gutted the state.
There's no social services.
Nobody collects the garbage, for example.
So those kinds of things are what Charizier has organized his neighborhood to do.
And with the help of this guy, Father Tom Hagen, who is a neutral figure, he can talk to different, it's easier for him to talk to different armed leaders and say, hey, why don't you guys sit down and talk?
So he played a role, not a major role, but he played a role in this.
And it's a kind of different side.
You know, I mean, most Haiti so-called experts are afraid to talk about this stuff.
They will not talk about it.
It's kind of, you know, conspiracy.
People think you're talking about conspiracy.
I have friends say that to me, not even like to be like, oh, you're conspiring.
I'm like, this ain't about UFOs, dude.
This is land news.
This is normal world news.
It's not a conspiracy.
It's just the news.
Well, I think with this, with Cherezier and Vivon Somme, it's really easy.
There's sort of a hegemony in the media where everyone from the New York Times to kind of left-wing media says barbecue is bad.
He carried out these massacres and they'll just repeat this ad nauseum.
And it's, you know, I've debunked thoroughly the claims about massacres that he allegedly carried out.
We did that in our documentary, Another Vision.
We have an entire episode dedicated to it.
But people are afraid because no one else is doing it.
People are afraid to challenge that narrative.
So most people who go on whether it's CNN or alternative media and talk about Haiti, they just say they're gangs, they're bad.
Yeah, right.
He'll write them off.
Yeah.
Or, you know, they just like they make the focus, these are paramilitaries.
These guys are really bad.
But it's the fact is the so-called gangs, I think, are the most authentic representation of the impoverished neighborhoods, the masses of Port-au-Prince in particular, that exist, warts and all.
That's not to say that they're angels, but it's the condition that Haiti and really Port-au-Prince is in.
So the two options basically are, well, we can just say, yeah, let's let the U.S. proxy force go in and support that.
And, you know, they'll just kill a bunch of people and we'll have another decade-long occupation.
Or we can say this is a good process where groups that were fighting and some of whom have committed very heinous crimes, Cherezier not being one of them, but they put down their weapons, they unite and create their own path.
Like Haitians actually improve their condition.
But that could destroy the whole prison.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Okay.
So what do you think is going to happen?
I think what we are seeing is a revolutionary process where, you know, now this group, Vivon Somme, has expelled the U.S. puppet, Arielle Henry.
It's forced the U.S. to scramble to cobble together what this Haitian presidential transitional council, which is just a bunch of puppets.
They put in a bunch of opportunists and cynics and scoundrels all seeking power.
And they all had to swear to support this proxy force coming in.
So they don't have any actual power.
And then they just appointed a prime minister, Gary Coney, who was the prime minister already.
He was Bill Clinton's aide following the 2010 earthquake when Bill Clinton was the UN special envoy for Haiti.
And then he was appointed as prime minister when Hillary Clinton was the State Department, was running the State Department.
So it's just the same old political class they're trying to put in.
And so now it's like, okay, these people want to be hood ornaments on the U.S. tank coming in.
But so now it's, well, what is going to happen?
Are they, Is the U.S. going to get this proxy force in?
Is it going to fail?
And then that becomes an argument for Trump to come in and say, you know what?
We got to send a bunch of Marines in there.
We got to just take this guy out because the Haitians are coming to our borders and they're going to cannibalize us.
But I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what's going to happen, but I see a revolutionary process unfolding and I hope it succeeds.
It could fail.
Anything could happen.
But so far, I'm sort of optimistic.
I'm impressed that Freemason is actually doing masonry.
You never see that.
That's why I saw a suspicion build up.
Here they are.
I hate to be a pessimist, but my guess is the American Marines will go in and crush them.
And they'll be busy in China or in Taiwan.
It's closer.
They're closer.
So it's easier to send them to Haiti.
Well, I think we have to outsource this one.
I mean, Trump will think, just like Dan said, we got an easy victory.
You know, they'll be busy arresting Rachel Maddow.
Let's go get it.
Let's go get a victory.
That's what they're going to say.
It's like Grenada with Reagan in the 80s.
I don't know if you're old enough to remember.
We showed them 16, whatever.
We showed them.
Yeah, there's like 15 guys.
Yeah.
And so that's what it's going to look like.
That's what it's going to be sold to Trump as, and that's what he'll do.
Morning in America soon.
Yeah.
And that's assuming Trump gets in, which is, you know, who knows what they're going to do to him to prevent that.
I bet you it's going to be a Reagan times coming.
It's going to be like they let all those people in like Scarface, you know, the Cuban, the male boatlift.
Joey Diaz pointed out that the crime Miami is crazy, but it built it all up, you know, and everybody.
So on a national scale, we have that here.
So Biden is now popular.
I bet they're going to do a whole Reagan thing.
It's going to be like a big right-wing Morning in America kind of reset, the opposite of what they were promising.
Okay.
All right.
Well, Dan, I appreciate you coming on and giving keep us updated.
Let us know when the Marines land.
And so that Kenya thing, that's still on pause.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's on pause for the moment.
And we're just kind of seeing what happens.
They just kind of keep kicking the can down the road with one delay after the next.
We have backup AFRICOM nations to do our dirty work if Kenya doesn't want to, you know?
I mean, they have other countries involved.
Kenya is the main supplier of the armed force, but there's like Benin, there's Chad, there's, you know, the Bahamas are supposed to send some cops, a few other countries.
But I mean, overall, even if they get, you know, imagine they get several hundred police in there.
I mean, there are several thousand so-called gang members.
How are, you know, you're going into a place where you're going to try to fight essentially an insurgency on unfamiliar terrain where you're outnumbered, you don't speak the language, and like Gaza or like Vietnam or Afghanistan, all of those, all of those, all of that, it's a similar situation, and people blend in with the crowd.
You know, people blend in with the masses.
And that's, I mean, if they want to make barbecue and Vivon Somme more popular, then, you know, that's the perfect way to do it, to launch an invasion, because then he'll get more masses, more of the masses of people rallying around him.
But Israel did that, and it's helping to get rid of Hamas.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, Dan Cohen, everybody check his workout at Uncaptured Media and his documentary called Haiti Intervention versus Revolution.
Thanks for coming on, buddy.
Thank you guys.
Hey, guess what, everybody?
Disney's feud with DeSantis is over and it's donating to Republicans again.
Thank goodness.
Oh, wow.
But then why that new Star Wars show sucks so bad?
Great news.
Disney is bribing the other ass cheek of the government again.
Our long national nightmare is over.
It's a monopoly world after all, Kurt.
Yeah.
So you don't need to hold your finger in the air to know which way the wind is blowing.
Just read what Disney's planning next.
Yeah, well, I want to thank Governor DeSantis for his service at Guantanamo Bay.
Yes.
And now Disney for their service with MK Ultra.
Disney went so far left, they fell off the counter, and they're on the floor.
I guess moms and dads didn't want to see two women making out in a fantasy adventure show.
Well, actually, you know, the dads did.
Right.
There's something for everyone in there.
Oh, this is such a disgrace.
Hurry.
Go to sleep.
Go to bed.
I'm going to watch this and see how horrible it gets.
We want to put something for the dad.
You know, I think Howard Stern's the guy who made popularize the idea that everyone loves watching lesbians because I never, I don't have anything for it because I don't care about it.
But I remember when his private parts movie came out, he goes, I love lesbians.
That's when it became this whole like frat sorority thing of like girls kissing and everybody goes, woo!
So since ending its feud with Florida, I didn't even know they ended their feud.
Did you know that they did?
They dropped their lawsuit.
You know, we spend so much time on negativity, Jimmy.
I know that we should have covered this.
Since ending its feud with Florida's governor Ron DeSantis, Disney has wasted no time donating to Republicans again.
The Walt Disney company gave more than 87 grand, eh?
87 grand worth of in-kind or non-monetary donations to political committees, including Republican lawmakers, in the months of April and May.
The Orlando 87, that's all?
Yeah, what is that even, does that even cover the entrance fee into Disney World?
You can't even jump off the parking lot and kill yourself with that kind of money.
If the Disney Corporation and Ron DeSantis can come together, why can't we offer the rest of the world 87 grand to live in peace and harmony?
that's a great point.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Here we go.
That's an about face for the House of the Mouse, which has paused political donations as it brawled with DeSantis.
The years-long feud first started in 2022 when Disney executives publicly opposed DeSantis' bill, which has been signed into law that restricts discussions of gender and sexual orientation in classroom.
Critics called the legislation the Don't Say Gay Bill.
Yeah, well, if you cut that out, what is it?
One hour in school is that you're not learning to read down there.
Is that really the word that they don't want him to say?
Because there's a lot of other words, long lists.
No, you could say every word, but that worked.
Okay.
In response to its opposition, DeSantis grabbed control of the board that oversees Disney World's special tax district, renaming it the Central Florida Tourism Oversight District and replacing all of its board members with his own.
Oh, no wonder they came to an understanding.
Disney in turn sued, arguing it was being politically targeted.
DeSantis' board sued right back.
Oh, wow.
I didn't know that.
Wow.
I think any Democratic legislator who's proposing a bill requiring anyone challenging Disney in court, they must do so dressed in one of the Main Street characters.
What are those?
Like, Your Honor, this outfit is beneath my standing as an attorney.
It's goofy.
I mean, literally, what am I doing in this Mickey Mouse court anyway?
All right.
Here we go.
The legal back and forth finally ended in March when DeSantis's hand-picked board agreed to settle the lawsuit brought by Disney.
Now, ironically, Disney is supporting some Republican lawmakers who voted in favor of the so-called don't say gay bill.
So now they're fun.
Now they're giving them campaign, the people who voted for the thing that they were said.
Wow, did Star Wars fail that bad that they have to do this?
I think so.
Well, Kurt, the bill doesn't specify whether or not it is allowed to think the word gay, much to the relief of Lindsey Graham.
I think the bill was like, don't start bringing that up until the kids are the appropriate age.
Yeah, I think I think we covered this.
I think we covered this.
I don't remember exactly the details, but I think you're right.
Here, that includes an in-kind donation worth more than $16,000, eh, to Florida farmers and Ranchers United, a group associated with Representative Joe C. Tomcow, campaign finance records show.
Tom Cow voted for the bill, officially called the Parental Rights in Education Act.
Why would it Disney also gave about 10 grand each to two committee affiliate committees affiliated with the Republican state senators?
You could make that much money dressing up like goofy for like a summer.
Jason Braudour and Joe Gruder's campaign finance record show.
I know, right?
Both state law.
It's amazing how cheap they're bought.
Both state lawmakers also supported the controversial bill.
That's the one, the parental rights bill.
Why would the Parental Rights and Education Act be controversial?
That's like really strange.
This whole thing's very strange.
I don't.
So anyway, so though Disney has resumed in-kind donations, Senator Geraldine Thompson, a Democrat, has said Disney headquarters has not yet approved monetary donations.
Perhaps the most significant sign of a final detente between Disney and DeSantis administration came Wednesday when the Central Florida Tourism Oversight District approved Disney's $17 billion development deal.
How do they have $17 billion to develop stuff?
I guess they're going to do it over like 10 or 20 years.
But what are they making?
More Disney World?
Disney World's Development?
They're going to build another Disney World.
Yeah.
Hey, if Disney, here's my question for Republicans now taking the money from Disney.
If Disney is the big groomer organization that you say it is, why are you guys taking their donations now?
It's like 10 grand.
I don't know.
It's very strange.
Just so you know, Disney was always balls deep in CIA bullshit out of the gate before any don't say gay bill controversy.
So they have this new so the deal allows Disney to spend billions on its Walt Disney World properties in the next 10 to 20 years, potentially on an expansion to build a fifth park.
But I think they've gone, they've gone over the they've gone over the line with some of their new rides.
Oh, is that what it is?
Yeah, one is called Ride the Fist.
Come on.
Come on.
No thanks.
I'd rather say gay than that.
I know.
Another one is hop on the stranger's lap.
Come on.
You can do that at the Disneyland here and at Epcot.
Get ready to dive into Maddie Horn.
That's just some guy named Maddie standing there claiming he's up for anything.
Again, just sounds like Disney World.
Yeah.
It just sounds like mainstream.
Disney in return for getting this okay to spend their own money on another park in return must award half of its related construction work to Florida-based businesses and spend 10 million on attainable housing projects.
So that must be the real bribe.
Yeah.
Is that 10 million?
Because you know they ain't going to no attainable housing project.
The company must also donate 100 acres of its land to the tourism district.
So these are the real people.
Yeah.
10 grand is just whatever.
Disney Scott Maxwell says Disney is back in Florida's political donations game.
This is no surprise.
Donations are basically legalized bribery.
And Disney has been one of Florida's biggest bribers with politicians from both parties eager to cash checks and do Disney favors.
Everybody needs to abandon Disney altogether.
I mean, just it's worthless.
It really is.
And they bought up every single IP.
You should just stop.
Even if they don't want to be woke, don't buy Disney crap.
It was never good.
It was always bad.
So this and Abara 11 Says it's all theater.
It is all theater.
Of course.
It's all theater.
All that Snow White bullshit.
Everything was like, why do people have princess and prince programming in them at all in a country that fought not to have royalty?
Why they still program that bullshit into people?
It's on purpose.
That's why we have elites.
I think half that money comes in GMO seeds.
I mean, politicians like homophobia, but they love factory farm cesspools more.
You know that.
Yeah.
I like how they say attainable housing projects.
What is attainable?
It's not even affordable.
Yeah.
Attainable.
What does that mean?
Disney to Cinderella.
Go live in Tallahassee.
It's very attainable.
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