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May 29, 2024 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Guess what?
The Libertarian Party has chosen Chase Oliver as their presidential nominee for 2024.
He already sounds like a two-person ticket all on his own.
And full disclosure, never heard of him?
Never heard of him.
And I am prejudiced against people whose first names are verbs.
Yeah, me too.
Now, maybe that's because my first name is Jimmy and I'm projecting.
Let me jimmy my way into this conversation and say that.
So do you want to see this is this sounds like a joke that they nominate?
Why?
Because he looks like a regular libertarian there, right?
All libertarians, in my lifetime, they all seem somewhat normal, but then they had one weird ass thing.
So one guy turned blue one year famously.
Oh, I remember that guy.
I remember that guy.
Then the one guy didn't know where something was on a map or something.
Oh, yeah, he couldn't fail.
Aleppo.
Yeah.
Gary Johnson didn't ever heard of Aleppo as we're bombing Aleppo.
Yeah.
So, well, here's this guy.
Here he is.
This is their guy.
This is their guy.
Libertarians nominated Chase Oliver, who supports masks and vax mandates.
The opposite.
Why would you be a libertarian then?
Well, it helps you open borders if you have masks and vax mandates.
He's also for open borders.
Why are you a libertarian then?
Well, because they like free trade.
Oh, is that it?
Yes.
And then he's for letting men compete in women's sports.
Are those libertarians?
They are.
Okay, the guy from Reason magazine that wears a leather jacket and has that haircut with the black hair.
Yes.
You don't talk about it?
Yes, I do know.
I saw him on Bill Maher years ago.
Now, there's pre-vax when it was all about GMOs.
Okay, GMOs in the foods.
And they were, remember, and Bill Maher rightly was like, well, why can't they put on the label that it's a GMO on the food?
Remember, they had a law.
And the guy from Reason Magazine, the leather jacket libertarian guy, he goes, because people don't buy them.
I remember watching at home.
So good.
So it's not libertarian for me to decide what I want to buy.
Right.
I'm supposed to be.
It's a company.
So there's a whole strain of that.
They probably got infiltrated a long time.
I tried to explain this to Dave.
He got very emotional.
Because Dave is straight up.
Dave is not a phony.
And so I hope he's learned how the system works now.
We're going to find out.
But of course, this guy figured out how to game the libertarian system.
Not only is he for open borders, he's for vax mandates, mask mandates.
I know.
He's also, should people under the age of 18 years old be able to receive gender transition treatments?
Yes.
He's for that.
But only for non-surgical treatments, such as puberty blockers and hormone therapy.
Oh, well, as long as it's harmless hormones that haven't been properly tested for safety, then I guess that's good.
They're cutting them up with chemicals.
This is kind of...
So this guy, Robert Barnes, he tweets out a reminder how useless the Libertarian Party is choosing.
The Libertarian Party, it is choosing a pro-employer vaccine mandate, open borders, corporate whore candidate for the presidency.
The party remains a waste of space as it was throughout 2020 when its leaders embrace lockdown politics.
Robert Barnes is real smart.
That guy does a lot of Indigenous people law.
So you wouldn't believe the stuff the government does to these natives that he knows all about.
He's a real dealer guy.
Sounds like another Bernie movement.
Now there's no point to be for Bernie because he's for all the things he was against.
And libertarian now just means somebody who eats your liberties.
That's what it sounds like.
I'm a libertarian.
Kind of like a vegetarian.
I'm a freedom eater.
I'm a freedom eater.
Well, here's Dave Smith.
He tweeted this out.
He says, congratulations.
To chase for liberty, it had to hurt.
It had to sting.
He wasn't my preferred candidate.
Boy, I'll say that.
But he ran a great campaign.
Really?
He put it together and won.
He won.
I appreciate that he is unapologetically anti-war.
Okay, well, that's good, I guess.
There's one thing.
So he's being polite.
So there's Dave's being a big man.
That's what's called being a good loser.
Well, Dave didn't run, but his candidate of choice lost.
Appreciate that.
He is unapologically anti-war, and I hope he leads with that in the presidential campaign.
I bet he doesn't.
I wish him the best of luck spreading that message.
Hormoons it is.
I have a feeling it's going to be.
So this person's, the redhead says he's pro-transing kids and open borders.
What a disaster for everything the Mrs. Caucus has worked towards.
Is that Mises?
Is that how you say it?
Yeah, we all knew that.
Hey, welcome to the world of Bernie people, dude.
Welcome to the world of the Bernie.
Now you know how I felt with Bernie.
Yeah.
So Bernie couldn't get it.
Bernie was supposed to be for Medicare for everybody.
Bernie was against corporate money and politics.
What else are some of the other great things?
Bernie was for free college.
Bernie was for raising the minimum wage.
Bernie was for doing infrastructure, you know, for helping people in general.
We're using the government to help people instead of funneling that money to corporate wars.
Right.
And then as soon as he lost, he was like, no, you got to vote for all those things We're against.
Right, that's the trick.
Look, I don't know.
That's the trick.
You take all that progressive, anti-war, all that revolutionary energy, and you funnel it right back into an anti-worker.
Oh, he was also pro-union.
So you take that and you funnel it right back into an anti-worker pro-war party.
Yeah, it's called Black Magic.
Regardless of your political affiliation, they have all been compromised.
Yeah, like, have people not figured this out yet?
That's why we're allowed to see them at all.
They all pass the test.
So here's a tweet from the guy who just won.
He says, happy that kids with cancer and others can get the health care they need.
This is from 2023.
I'm disappointed that a legislature decided to limit therapies and care specifically for young people who may be trans or non-binary.
Maybe, but how about to be definite when you put them chemicals?
How about kids don't know what they are?
How about you wait till they're adults?
Well, then it'll be too late.
They won't be like really hot.
That's right.
Then they won't be hot.
It's the right to be hot, Jimmy.
That is the right to be hot legislation.
You want to be known as the Groomber Party, this person says, Jordan Schlackle.
Cody Paris says, is there any doubt the takeover failed?
It's dead now.
So Dave Smith, what they were doing, I thought they had taken over the party.
I guess they just missed getting their guy as the nominee.
This person says, the crowd at the Libertarian Party took the advice you gave them and threw it out the window.
Talking to Dave, they had the chance to convince America there is another choice, but they acted like woke leftists.
What does that tell you, America memes?
What do you learn from that?
They have very, very good, astute observation.
Now put it all together, buddy.
Yeah.
And tell me what you come up with.
Here's what Dave actually tweeted about this.
We're going to have Dave Odd on Wednesday.
He couldn't make it today.
He says the Libertarian Party Mises Caucus.
Is that how you say it?
I always said Misses.
Maybe I'm.
He set out on a mission to bring the Ron Paul revolution into.
I thought Ron there was a Ron Paul party.
It was.
Now this, not this woke.
Well, it's not anymore.
Was he never the head of the Libertarian Party like the thought leader?
I always thought he was.
But I guess not.
To shed the party of goofiness, wokeness, and corruption.
It's been an incredibly rewarding journey, and I've met some amazing people who will be lifelong friends.
At the last convention in Reno, we swept every position with super majorities.
So it's like the Ron Paul coalition swept.
So how did they lose?
So what do you learn from this, Davey?
This weekend, we retained control of the LNC while re-electing Angela McCartle, who is a phenomenal chair, and put on the best convention in the party's history.
It was a real skank fest.
Unfortunately, we lost the big one.
And there's no getting around that.
I can't ignore the elephant in the room here.
This is all my fault.
He's taking responsibility.
When I was planning on running, there was tremendous enthusiasm and energy amongst our ranks.
When I pulled out for family-related reasons, it pulled the rug out from under our guys, and we weren't able to recover.
It's ridiculous to put any blame on Mises' chair for this.
I mean, Mises, people are saying.
It's Mises.
Oh, well, I'm saying Mises from now on.
It's Mises.
That's what they're telling me in the chat.
Mises.
Most guys pull out for no family reason.
You know what I'm talking about?
Am I right?
Come on.
I pulled out for family reasons.
He says that he is an incredibly decent, brilliant, and hardworking person who never compromised his principles and continued to fight for the MC vision.
I guess that's the caucus chair.
Someone at Wreck the Regime was the best candidate, willing to step up and work tirelessly while making enormous personal sacrifices for the cause.
He came within a hair of winning, but fell short.
That's got to be, that's got to sting.
The blame is on me, not those guys.
I deserve to take my lumps, and I can handle that, but please don't take this out on good people who busted their asses for you.
It's my fault.
I'm sorry to let you down.
Wow, that's a big, big stamp.
That's a big guy to say that shit.
He goes on.
He says, yesterday I congratulated Chase in person and on here.
Of course, I can't endorse or vote for him.
Whoa.
Just as he wouldn't for me.
He doesn't represent me and my camp or the things we stand for.
That's what I wanted Bernie Sanders to say about Hillary Clinton and then Joe Biden.
That's what I wanted Tulsi to say.
In fairness to Chase, he's probably an MK Ultra bot.
I will always support Angela and the MC team.
I get that's the Mises caucus.
Hopefully we accomplish more amazing things in the future.
I'm going to continue doing what I do, spreading our ideas to as large an audience as possible in the most compelling way I can.
And then this guy says, this guy, David Feid, says, you know damn well that if you were the nominee, Chase would endorse you and vote for you.
I don't think that he would.
I have to say, I agree with Dave Smith on that one.
Well, Dave says, I love you, David, but this is a bananas claim.
When my guys took over the LNC, the Libertarian National Committee, Chase went out of his way to say that they didn't represent him.
If I were the nominee, Chase and his supporters would make it their mission to ruin my life.
Yeah, of course they would.
The fact is that the delegates made a huge mistake.
Look at the reaction already.
I can't think of a dumber thing to do than nominate this Chase guy.
It's almost as if it was to the point of being a deliberate sabotage, I would say.
It's as if the CIA somehow got involved and made sure, just like they did with the Green Party, to make sure the Green Party isn't going to grow past 5%.
The same thing with the Libertarian Party.
Trump was right.
Every union on the planet, it gets infiltrated with the...
And it sounds like that, because that's what this is.
This is to make sure that the Libertarian Party doesn't grow and actually become a threat to the establishment, just like the Green Party has been infiltrated by the CIA and the FBI to make, and the Democratic Party and the Clinton Foundation, Peter Dow, just to make sure that they don't grow and become an actual threat.
So that is what that's what this is.
Look at the reaction already.
Chase may not have advocated for lockdowns and mandates, but he totally bought into the propaganda, bragging about outdoor masking, social distancing, and masking at dinners.
He's defended drag queen story hour.
You mean Sunday school?
I tease the Catholics.
Drag show.
Again, we've talked about drag shows.
Come to my live show if you'd like to hear me.
They're for adults?
They're for adults.
They're not for children.
They're not a certain drivetime dad going to work.
And now, suddenly, Howard Stern would never have anything like that.
Your kids have to look at it.
He's defended Drag Queen Story Hour, which is just regular old perverts.
That's all that is.
Hey, why did you, what if you read to your own goddamn kids?
You ever think of that?
Chemically castrating children and supports open borders.
Yeah.
Well, the libertarians were supporting the open border things quite a lot.
And I'm supportive of drag queens.
I'm supportive of trans.
I'm supportive.
I'm saying keep when you add toddlers to it.
That's when a lot of people have problems with it.
And rightly so.
What is the drag queen bringing to this to the equation of reading?
Nothing.
What are they bringing to it?
Nothing.
To implant a thing in your child's subconscious.
Yes.
Oh, that's right.
That's what they're mad about.
It's not even, it's way worse than like grooming for like sex in the moment.
This is like a societal engineering thing where they want to be in your kids' subconscious.
Like, Jesus.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what people think they're doing.
They know what they're doing.
But all the drag queens I know, which are zero, but I know a lot of gay people who know a lot of drag queens, and they've been telling me that the ones I know don't want anything to do with kids.
They always make sure kids were nowhere because they never want to be accused of doing this kind of thing.
I don't want to do comedy for kids.
I don't want to do comedy for kids.
Like if I show up at a show and there's kids there, I'm like, what is this legal?
Right?
I better go put on a dress or else I'm breaking the law.
I can't support that.
Oh, he's also for chemically castrating children and supports open borders.
I can't support that.
It's a non-starter.
This is going to be a very bad year for the Libertarian Party candidates.
And there's nothing any of us can do about it.
The Libertarian Party might as well not even run.
Who in the fuck is going to vote for that guy?
He sounds like a Democrat who happens to be maybe anti-war.
If you haven't figured out how she's going to be.
He sounds exactly like a Democrat.
I'm just like, has everybody figured out how shit works yet?
What do you need to see to understand how shit works and stop clinging to the hope that, no, maybe it's not that bad?
It's done.
So right now, the last two slave master, whatever parties, somebody's making a switch and it's going to be Reagan times again.
Mark my words.
It's going to be Trump and we're going to have some new Reagan thing.
And it's going to be just like Miami, but all over.
Right?
Because remember the Marielle Boltlift?
Yeah.
And it drove the economy, but boy, it got real chaotic in Miami.
Biden did that to the whole United States.
So I've also was reading a thing at Zero Head today that said these open borders are another tool to keep inflation down.
I don't know how that happens, but that's what I saw the headline at Zero Hedge.
I'm going to go and look into it.
But this is the guy who's the Libertarian Party.
That's the was Peter Dow advising him?
Look, nobody.
No, Chase.
We were being ironic.
You got the whole fucking rainbow outfit and everything.
We were just fucking with you.
He got the whole thing.
Do you know how ridiculous he looks?
I'm actually, I think he's not even gay.
I think he's not even gay.
I don't think he is gay.
But I don't know.
I could be wrong.
Yeah, that's like somebody doing a creepy.
Who's that creep from Ukraine that was the ambassador that was supposedly trans?
Oh, remember that?
Oh, he's back.
He's detransitioned.
Oh, detransitioned.
Well, he never transitioned.
He just put on a wig.
He was just cross-dressing.
Kind of crazy that that was even a thing at all.
I don't know who that was for.
Whatever happened to cross-dressers, right?
When I was a kid, that was a big thing, cross-dressing.
Yeah.
And then they just went away just like the flu did during COVID.
They just went away and they all became trans.
It's like, what?
I thought there was a thing called cross-dressers.
Well, it's called queer.
It's an umbrella term.
But anyway, that guy is walking around in Kiev talking about, no, nobody's getting forced into vans to fight the war.
Everybody's partying here.
Kiev's great.
See?
So this is got to be a heartbreaker for the Mises caucus.
This has got to be.
That guy's a Democrat.
Hey, can't beat the Lizard people.
Sorry.
He's a Democrat.
That's what that guy is.
I mean, he's probably.
Look how Fed, I mean, just, it's like when you see that fake racist group, Patriot Front, this looks like a Fed trying to be gay.
It looks like a Mormon Fed undercover with the gay.
That's what it does look like.
Look at the hair and the smile.
And you're like, and like, just this, without seeing body land, just the picture, you're like, something's way the fuck off here.
Right?
And if I was a gay guy cruising at this party, I would feel that.
I mean, I would hope you would feel it.
Again, we're 100% pro-LGBTQ.
We're pro-trans.
I would say.
And I am pro.
Well, that's my act, baby.
Yeah.
And I'm pro-drag queens.
I'm pro-drag shows, 100%.
But it's just like, it's like the joke I used to have about Hooters.
Because there was a Hooters one time right outside of the comedy club I was playing, and there would be a line of people to get in.
And one time I saw a guy with his son.
He was like nine or ten.
I couldn't tell how old he was by the size of his erection.
And come on, folks.
These are the jokes.
Hooters.
The working man's bohemian grove.
The owl of the working.
First of all, I never understood the Hooters.
Hooters is so tame.
You go to a Hooters, they're wearing like those orange shirts aren't even attractive.
No, I know.
They don't really flat, the way they're cut or whatever, they don't really flatter them.
And so most of the women there don't have big hooters.
Yeah, well, that's probably because of inflation.
It's like it's just like girls in athletic wear serving you chicken wings.
Hey, it's like you get a bag of chips and half of the bag's air, you know?
Yeah.
Anyway, this is the this again, of course, the one-year third party something could happen with a third party.
And we get Cornell West, who sounds just like this guy, and we get this guy who sounds just like this guy.
They're both out of the game, and Jill Stein, who is who has been completely co-opted.
So she, yeah, so now she's allowed to say what she wants to say about Palestine.
But believe me, her appointing Peter Dow, which is why she won't come back on the show.
She came on the show all the time.
She couldn't stop DMing me.
She wouldn't stop reaching out to me all the time.
And then as soon as Carnell decided to run with the Greens, she froze me out.
Well, if you recall, she had to convince him to run.
Remember, he didn't want to run and she had to talk him into it.
Remember, we played this, her talking about it.
Oh, really?
Yes.
You don't remember that?
She doesn't want to answer any questions about it.
Of course, she didn't want to run.
Because she lied about it.
She lied about all of it.
Yeah, he has to run.
So that's why he was trying to lose.
You were cocking it up for him.
She pushed him into that for whatever reason.
I don't know what they got on her, but just nobody got to anywhere unless they did something real bad on camera.
And if they can't make you do that, you're out.
You're done.
No, I just go on the top.
I heard they're threatening Jill Stein with prosecuting her over a campaign finance.
Well, good.
Then they have, then you know.
It's not something with kids, at least.
Yeah.
At least you know it's some bullshit, not something with kids.
But the Green Party turned into, you know, just like code, not just like, but similar.
They turned into more of an LGBTQ organization, which is, again, infiltration.
They're supposed to be a Green Party.
Anyway, it's just, look at the Green Party over in Europe.
Over in, is it Germany?
They're the most pro-war maniacs.
They know how to get in, infiltrate, divide, and conquer.
Yeah, that's what all the feminists learned the hard way when that movement got in.
And now all of a sudden, there's an what is it?
A turf?
I remember, see, I remember the big man hate years.
Yeah, turf to transfer.
Watch all the turfs get kicked out of their own thing.
Trans exclusionary radical feminists.
That's what a turf is.
Ah, you let them into your own movement.
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Ready for this, Kurt?
What?
300 Boeing planes used by United and American Airlines have potential flaw that could cause fire or explosion on their jets.
That's according to the FAA.
Wait, those are the airlines I've been flying.
That's according to an FAA representative who had to quickly get his affairs in order to prepare himself for his inevitable suicide, where he shoots himself in the back of the head multiple times while face down in a tub of water and his hands tied behind his back.
Is that like the suicide I might do by flying in a plane merely by merely flying?
This is real.
The FAA proposed a new airworthiness directive earlier this year to address a potential flaw in Boeing jets.
Dailymail.com can reveal.
Wow.
The issue, according to the FAA proposal, the issue involved an electrical fault on the company's 777 jets that, if left unaddressed, are you ready for this, Kurt?
Could cause the fuel tanks on the plane's wings to catch fire and explode.
Okay, are we addressing it?
See, what I think that Boeing should just not pay attention to the FAA.
They should get the FDA to approve their stuff.
I only listened to the FDA.
Because they'll go clean through without any inspection whatsoever.
The FDA did say it's a safe plane.
Yeah, the FDA said it's fantastic.
Maybe the passengers weren't masked and that's why it crashed.
But only Boeing could turn 777 into bad luck.
Am I right?
That's probably the only thing keeping half those planes in the air.
No, right, is the luck.
Discovery of the flaws.
This is a flaw.
This isn't like in one plane.
This is like, I guess, a design flaw.
You mean a feature?
Discovery of the flaw exposes that nearly 300 more Boeing planes are potentially at risk, including jets used by United and American Airlines, according to the notice by the FAA.
The FAA reported the issue in March and requested that Boeing and other outside experts respond by May 9th, but it remains unclear if the company has done so.
I've been flying on that.
Wow.
Well, you know, in typical corporate fashion, Kurt, they're not going to fix the problem.
It's just going to get a new advertising campaign around it.
Hey, our summer getaway deals are on fire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Want to just fall off the radar for a while, if you know what I mean.
I wish I could laugh at this, but this is my future.
You need to hurry up and grab your vacation dream trip to one of our many flyover states now while the planes, I mean, the bargains last.
Oh, I know it's hard to.
I've had flights coming.
I fly American all the time.
That's the one I thought wasn't using that one plane.
I fly 777, not the 737.
I think we flew 777 to Europe when we went to Europe, but that was.
Well, we made it.
That's the good news.
So get this.
A Boeing spokesperson said in a statement that the FAA's notice was part of a standard regulatory process.
Oh, this is just regular business and has helped ensure, oh, really?
This is not an immediate safety or flight issue.
Unless you're on one of those ones that catches fire.
And who better to tell you that it's not a big deal than a spokesperson for the company?
Yeah.
Right.
That's when I was calmed down by that guy from Pfizer when I was nervous.
Borla.
Yeah, Boila, yeah.
Boeing's Borla came out and said something.
There are multiple redundancies designed into modern commercial airplanes to ensure protection for electromagnetic effects.
The 7-7 fleet has been operating for nearly 30 years and has safely flown more than 3.9 billion passengers, the statement continued.
Yeah, the main multiple redundancy is that shit keeps falling off your planes.
And it is consistent as some celebrities making a global issue about themselves.
That's how it is just their latest major safety warning to be directed at the scandal hit company by regulators as multiple models of Boeing passenger jets have faced door plug blowouts, mid-air engine fires, and two deadly crashes, which killed 346 people.
In a March 2024 airworthiness directive proposal, the FAA warned Boeing of an electrostatic discharge or static electricity risk near the center wing fuel tanks.
Are you sharing so Boeing is basically the mayor of Amity Bill from JAWS?
Everything's fine because if you want to know what the real story is going on behind closed doors at a multi-billion dollar company, just ask the spokesperson.
They'll tell you.
Yeah, but in the Amityville thing from JAWS, the shark was killing all the people and it wasn't like a fake suicide for whistleblowing on the shark problem.
So it's actually way worse.
Way worse.
Yeah.
The unsafe condition, if not addressed, could result in an ignition source inside the fuel tank, said the FAA, and a subsequent fire or explosion.
Earlier, a representative for the company emphasized that the FAA's March 25th, 2024 notice was for a proposed rulemaking, seeking comment from Boeing and others before the federal agency would formally mandate any proposed fix to its 7-7 series of jets.
That's supposed to, that doesn't make me feel better.
It feels like because of the recent suicidings and untimely deaths in Boeing, that there's like this, this is like some kind of show.
This is just like a show.
Like, oh, we're doing something.
That's what it feels like to me.
Is that what this feels like?
Like the FAA is doing this?
They're like, hey, no, it's not saying don't fly, but we're just saying as a warning something could happen.
And we're valuable.
We do our job.
The FAA projected that the safety fix would cost Boeing, whose market cap is $113 billion as of this writing.
It would cost them less than $698,000 to correct for all of the 292 vulnerable Boeing 7-7 aircraft listed with.
That's bullshit.
It's like a cheap way for them.
Oh, see, we caught it.
And the FAA did their job.
And then Boeingly pays that much.
It's all bullshit.
Everything's fucking bullshit.
And the parts required to remove these static electricity-based explosion risks, according to the federal agency, would only cost $98 for each Boeing 777.
Hey, thanks, FAA.
You're looking out for us.
They found it was like a $98 problem, and you can fix it easily.
It's not like a structural problem with the company of Boeing or every possible way we do business on every level.
Boy, but that's certainly more money than my safety's worth.
Am I right?
I don't want to be selfish.
Think about their profits.
Oh, that's a good point, Jimmy.
Right?
Here was more to this.
Ask not how your country can profit you.
Ultimately, the FAA's March Safety Directive proposal said it could call for the firm to revise its maintenance or inspection program for five models of the 777.
The FAA warning joins controversies already swirling the aerospace giant and its triple seven aircrafts, including Senate testimony by a whistleblower who has accused Boeing of taking shortcuts when building the 777.
Hey, if you've ever tried to get home during rush hour, you know the importance of taking shortcuts.
Am I right?
Jesus Christ, Almighty Almighty.
We heard Boeing just want you sitting in one of our planes as soon as possible.
Sooner the better.
Despite what Boeing officials state publicly, there is no safety culture at Boeing, said the whistleblower.
He said there is, so what this means is the culture at Boeing doesn't care about safety.
Yeah, that shouldn't even be set aside as a separate culture.
That should just be culture.
The culture.
That safety would be a part of the thing you call culture.
Well, this guy, he's blowing the whistle, Sam Selafor.
Oh, God.
He said, I observed Boeing workers using improper and untested methods to align parts in the Triple Seven.
He said, once a quality, he's once a quality engineer at Boeing.
He told the Senate investigators, in one instance, even jumping on pieces of the airplanes to get them to align.
You're goddamn kidding me.
I find it reassuring that good old American eyeballing and gut instinct is the only thing holding my window in place.
Invigorating.
Makes you appreciate it even more, doesn't it?
In Russia, a plane you stop on, planes stop on you.
So this whistleblower testified that he had been involuntarily transferred to the Triple Seven program in retaliation for his internal whistleblower activity, sounding the alarm over several even graver risks posed by the company's 787 Dreamliner.
Oh my God.
Hey, if you shat your pants getting to Bosey on a Triple Seven, you're really going to lose weight on the 787.
It's one number more dangerous.
I thought it was a luckier number.
Yeah.
He said he was, the whistleblower said, I was ignored.
I was told not to create delays.
I was told, frankly, to shut up.
Okay, this sounds, I was telling Russell this when he was first.
Russell is the first Boeing whistleblower to me.
Russell Dobular.
Yeah.
But it sounds like when a big-time video game comes out and it sucks because it was rushed by the private equity company that owns it.
And there's whistleblowers like, yeah, we were rushed and we didn't do the right thing.
Now, keep in mind, this was a video game, a thing where no one dies, but they're running real physical planes the same way with the same kind of like, yeah, we'll just add an update later.
It'll be fine.
That's just mind-blowing to me.
This is so this is what I was told Russia was like when they would build things.
But it turns out this is how capitalism works too.
This is end stage capitalism.
There's two goddamn plane companies.
That's it.
There's Airbus, which is in France, and apparently they are better than Boeing.
Until we find from a whistleblower at Airbus.
Yeah.
Well, if you notice, there's a real corporate move to somehow devolve your life into feudalism.
I don't know if you might have noticed that.
And they've invented both capitalism and communism.
And communism.
They're in charge of all of them.
And they always, that's why it always ends the same way.
It ends with a few privileged people being in power.
That's right.
Fuck you.
It's the same system.
So flaws with the Boeing 787 Dreamliner and its Triple Seven series rose in public awareness after dire incidents occurred involving Boeing's 737 MAX, including Boeing's 737 MAX 9 flight, in which a cabin pressure emergency ripped clothes off of passengers.
Wow.
I'm sure shareholders are thrilled.
Well, someone's going to be suing the actual airliner itself for sexual harassment.
This is like the opposite of Virgin Airlines.
Yeah.
But the FAA's March 25th, 2024 Airworthiness Directive proposal to Boeing has raised new concern.
I don't really want to fly now.
I really don't.
I say, let go, let God.
That's what Boeing said when they made the plane.
About the Triple Seven Series, which are among the best-selling long-haul aircrafts in the world.
And the first commercial jets designed entirely by computer.
Well, wait, it doesn't mean it means they used a computer to design it and didn't use a pencil at any point.
So now they can say the computer designed it.
They could say it's all the computer's fault.
Now they could say that, right?
The nitrogen-enriched air distribution system, which helps keep combustible oxygen away from the plane's jet fuel, according to the FAA, was installed without a designed electrical bond in the center wing tank, whatever that means.
This proposed airworthiness directive would require installing electrical bonding and grounding.
The agency wrote, $98 worth of parts.
Installing the cover plate assembly with new fasteners.
Okay, that $98 adds up over a lot of planes, you know?
Basically, a DeVry student could fix this for $98.
But that is not maximizing the profit.
And I don't think you understand, Jimmy, about profit.
Five models of the Triple Sevens were called out by the FAA proposed directive this March, including the Triple Seven F, 777 200, 200LR, and 300, and the 300 ER.
I just flew on a 300 ER.
Boy, capitalism sure sounds a lot like Soviet Russia building things, doesn't it?
It sounds exactly like it.
Honestly, I'm like, why do people have faith in these on-paper systems when you know whatever you think is good about it ain't how it's going to be?
It's a trick every time.
Boeing has made it clear that a Reno Hooker is worth more than one of their passengers.
Am I right?
Yeah.
On March 6th, a 737's engine caught fire in mid-air above Texas, causing an emergency landing minutes into its journey to Fort Myers, Florida.
Really?
Well, hey, much like the untested medical procedure that was forced on us, the fire just means the engine is working.
Am I right?
Come on.
If you get myocarditis, that means it's working.
You probably need a booster.
Remember when that guy from Broken Point said that?
What?
Ryan Grimm said that.
He said that on the Hill.
He goes, no, if you get Myocarditis, that just means it's working.
He did not say that.
Yes, I got the video.
I'll show you.
He goes, that means it's working.
He said that.
Ryan Grimm said that.
Oh, my God.
And now he's pretending.
Now Grian Grimm's.
It's easy for an inflatable man to say.
Now Ryan Grimm's on Twitter pretending like he's a whistleblower about these vaccines.
It's funny.
It's funny.
By the way, that creep from PayPal that runs that funds that you know how fucked up PayPal is.
What is this?
There's something wrong there, right?
It's not a plane burning or something, is it?
I don't know what, I don't know what.
Oh, here it is.
It was a terrible few moments caught on video at altitude.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, we realize something happened outside.
Flames.
Did you hear it?
Did you hear what the Polly said?
Ladies and gentlemen, we realize that something has happened outside the airport.
Yeah, your engine caught on fire.
Can you imagine filmman being like, is this a UFO?
Oh, no, the plane's on fire.
No, no reason to panic, folks.
We get engine fires all the time.
Can you bet this is real?
Here, turn it up a little bit.
It was a terrifying few moments caught on video at altitude.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, we realize something happened outside.
Flames shooting out of the engine of a United Airlines flight, possibly an engine stall as the plane departed Houston en route to Fort Myers earlier this week.
The aircraft, a Boeing 737, made an emergency landing back in Texas.
United calls it an engine issue, adding the flight landed safely and the passengers deployed normally.
Boeing does not provide the engines for the planes.
Elliot Trexler was on board.
This was not a normal bomb that you would hear when you're flying.
This was a loud explosion.
There was no question in any of our minds that something bad had happened.
That combined with the plane nosediving and seeing the flames.
It's the latest mid-air scare for passengers caught on video.
And it comes during the ongoing fallout from that Alaska Airlines flight blowout back in January when a door plug flew off the Boeing 737 MAX 9 moments after takeoff.
NTSB chair Jennifer Hamandy criticized Boeing in scathing testimony to a Senate committee Wednesday.
Boeing has not provided us with the documents and information that we have requested numerous times over the past few months.
Investigators' initial findings determined that four critical bolts that literally hold the door to the jets fuselage were missing.
Boeing says it had provided the detailed information, including a full list of individuals on the 737 door team to the NTSP.
But adds in a statement: if a door plug removal had not been documented, it would have no documentation to share.
Today, after a long inspection process, the plane involved in that blowout, along with the entire fleet, is back in the air.
Oh, great.
And the NTSB chair did confirm that those inspections have not turned up any missing bolts on any other MAX 9s in service.
The FAA also said this week an audit of Boeing's manufacturing line found multiple instances of failure to comply with quality control procedures.
The FAA giving Boeing 90 days to implement a plan to address those issues.
Boeing says it will do, and it is doing exactly that.
Why do you get 90 days to make your plane safe?
Shouldn't you have to do that right?
Shouldn't you have to down all those planes until they're safe?
You get 90 days, keep doing all the unsafe shit.
Maybe it's to do it in stages to not have to halt all plane traffic.
You know, I mean, I'm sure it's not being done right, whatever it is.
Don't get me wrong.
But it's probably so it's like, oh, you we have to do this over a course like this batch and then this batch because you can't have all traffic come to a halt.
Oh my God.
Yes.
You know what?
Turns out you can.
I know.
Turns out you can't have all the traffic come to a halt.
It's like worrying about the hospital not having to buy more beds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Put it to the hospital has to spare beds and then it won't be profitable.
And because you didn't want to do an experimental thing that would be profitable.
Remember those guys that came on my show?
What about hospital beds, Jimmy?
Well, they should fucking make more.
They can build an entire goddamn hospital in China in five minutes.
Hey, they'll make an entire hospital for a bunch of illegal immigrants, by the way.
That's right.
Jerk off.
Nothing but the best for somebody we brought here illegally as human traffic.
We'll put them up in the finest buildings while people from here live on the floor.
It's unbelievable that anybody believes in.
I don't know.
I can't believe how much I don't believe.
I'll put it that way.
So this guy, Eric Abernante, he tweeted out: MSNBC interviewed immigrants and minorities at the Bronx Trump rally.
Oh, you know who else did?
Do dissidents, Russell was there.
I wanted to cover that, but because I'm so fucking tired, I forgot.
When you talk to him, it did not go as planned for MSNBC.
Did you see this, Kurt?
No, I did not.
So he says, when you talk to immigrants that are going to these Trump rallies, they agree with the message on immigration.
Their point is, I did it the right way.
I came here legally.
This is talk to somebody today outside my house.
The woman that lives across the street, her husband came here legally.
And this is the thing I knew for a while.
Legal immigrants are not cool with this.
They're not cool with it.
They went through all that bullshit to be citizens.
I know, I know my mother-in-law is 100% Mexican, and she's not cool with it.
The mainstream media is apoplectic that their messaging is backfiring and only creating more Trump supporters.
Oh, wait, I missed the sentiment.
Well, let's just play it.
Here we go.
Donald Trump taking his MAGA message to a blue stronghold, a majority minority district right here in New York City and demonizing immigrants as he aims to appeal to black and Hispanic voters.
They're coming from so many places.
We don't have any idea.
In many cases, we don't even know what the language is.
You know, you have languages that people don't even know about.
And we're not talking about just South America countries.
We're talking about countries from Africa.
I think they're building an army.
They're 29,000 people over the last.
I think they're building, they want to get us from within.
They cannot stay.
We will immediately begin the largest criminal deportation operation in our country's history.
Joining us now, NBC News correspondent Dasha Burns, who was there at this event.
Chief strategist for the Bush-Cheney 2004 presidential campaign, Matthew Dowd, and former Obama campaign advisor, Anisha Cross.
So, Dasha, you were there last night.
You heard it.
You talked to the people who were in that crowd.
How was his message received?
Well, this might sound a little counterintuitive, but I did talk to folks in that crowd who themselves were immigrants.
A lot of folks from the Dominican Republic, a lot of people that I talked to were born and raised in the Bronx.
For some of them, this was their first ever Trump event.
And when you talk to immigrants that are going to these Trump rallies, they agree with his message on immigration.
Their point is: look.
Immigrants agree with Trump's message on immigration.
You see her face?
She'll want to hear it.
Oh, you know what?
I think, Jimmy, because it's kind of like they turned being an illegal versus a legal immigrant.
That's right.
They went, they queered the space.
So there's no such thing as the category.
So they just say immigrant.
So that's why they say legal immigrants.
They're undocumented.
Yeah.
So, and I remember when that stupid language, I've never said undocumented.
I want to, I can't tell you how proud I am that I've never used that fucking camera.
When that came out, that was the most disingenuous shit.
And I remember at the time being like, why are you calling them dreamers?
Like, again, there's people here legally and there's people that came illegally.
Well, again, you don't want to demonize.
So if someone brings their kid here, you don't want to demonize A kid, someone who didn't make that choice.
Also, you don't want to demonize a desperate immigrant who wants a better life.
What you want to do is have a controlled border, and you want to have our government stop creating conditions in places like Honduras, Haiti, Venezuela, that create people desperate enough to leave their own country and come here.
That's being done by our country and our military and our economic sanctions.
So, I don't, again, this, you don't, we want to be very careful not to take your anger at the system out on the actual immigrants.
So, that's what I need to keep reminding people because they are crazy, yeah.
They're powerless.
But here's what, here's what immigrants who came here legally are going to say.
She's going to tell you.
I did it the right way.
I came here legally.
And especially those living in New York right now, the sentiment I heard from a lot of voters was, you know, we have these immigrants right now that the city is taking care of in a way that I've never felt taken care of by this city.
It was a large crowd and a diverse crowd.
Yes, there were some people from Westchester, from New Jersey, but there were a lot of people there that were from the Bronx, black and Latino voters that are sick of how much they're paying for gas and groceries that are frustrated with the situation.
Well, it's like who was the black comedian on Joe Rogan who said they're doing it right in their fucking faces, the homeless people.
William said that Williams said, It's like, you see what you could have?
See what we could have did for you?
We're giving $1,000 a month credit cards to people who just walked over the border five seconds ago.
We could have been doing this for you and we're not.
Hey, why are they doing it for them and not what?
I mean, shouldn't you wonder about why that is?
What they're after maybe ain't the thing that you thought they were after of you having a great life.
So the fact that they're after something different.
But isn't this something that this is being reported on MSNBC?
To me, this is a big deal.
Yes, because someone lost at the top, and now the eagle and the dragon have two wings, and now the head is going to pick a Reagan.
It's a new dawn in America, and that's going to be Trump.
And we're going to get back to the 80s bullshit that a whole bunch of people miss, right?
We're going to get back to that.
That's what this promise is.
But Kurt, why do you think the, I mean, so the only thing I can figure out is why the establishment is so against Trump is that he's not doing their foreign wars exactly like they wanted.
And he might actually try to steal the border.
And they can't have either of those.
So there's a couple of factions.
Why do we have Olympics, for example?
But he still will do war.
Yes, but not the one.
But just not exactly like, I bet you.
So what does that say?
No, he thinks like a businessman.
He's like, let's think of a solution where everyone wins.
That's what he's always trying to do.
That's not what they want.
They don't want Russia to win.
They don't want China to win.
They don't want Iran to win.
Because there's an agenda that won't be available.
They don't want the Palestinians to win.
They don't want that.
Did you see Robert Kagan talk about it on MSNBC?
No.
Victoria Newland's scumbag husband.
That plan, the Neocon plan that they drew up a long time ago?
Yeah, the New World Order, it's called.
The prospect for the New American Central.
I didn't make up the term New World Order.
That's a thing that they made up.
That's right.
And so Trump is screwing with that.
And they have made a deal a long time ago.
That's right.
We're going to flip Republican, Democrat.
So Jeb Bush, remember how Trump slapped Jeb Bush around?
Yes.
Trump, they had Trump.
So when that day he did that at that, I think it was the North Carolina primary on television, and he said the Iraq war was a mistake and you're your brother and you're wrong.
And that's when the establishment was like, fuck this guy.
Yeah.
He can't come out and mock our wars.
Well, he hauled in all the generals and told them you're losers.
Yeah.
He said that to all those guys.
They are.
Again, the last time the swamp got cleared.
They are losers.
They're the worst.
The last time the swamp got cleared out, when Carter was in, he cleared out 30% of these scums.
Oh, right, from the intelligence community.
And he was a one-termer for that.
One-termer.
And Trump didn't even do that.
So let's listen to some more of this.
Border.
And that find that find President Biden's rhetoric when it comes to minority voters a little bit offensive.
Take a listen.
Oh, listen.
Let's listen.
Legal troubles.
Does any of that worry you at all?
No, at all.
I think he's going to be elected the president because everyone still wants him as the president.
So to me, it doesn't matter.
Biden, they have disrespected the people of the city of New York.
This was the best city in the world.
We're not the great Apple anymore.
We're not the big apple.
We are the rotten apple.
Biden went on the Charlemagne the Gaunt show and said, you ain't black if you don't vote for him.
I'm black because that's what I was, how I was born and what I am.
And Trump, he's going to be the man that can save this country.
So interesting to talk to those voters, Ana.
And multiple people actually mentioned that Charlemagne.
So interesting to actually talk to real people outside of a studio.
Do you see they say the exact opposite of what everybody's been saying for the last five years?
It's weird.
You see that?
Isn't that weird?
Yeah.
All the people with successful media jobs in New York City, some of whom are my friends.
Yeah.
Don't know shit about it.
They don't know anything.
The people I did comedy with from Lara, all those people, they don't know fucking anything.
And they know that they better know anything if they want to drive ahead in life.
They know they better not look into shit.
They better keep the church.
They don't know anything.
They don't know anything about COVID.
They don't know anything about Ukraine.
They don't know anything about vaccines.
They don't know anything about Russia gate.
They don't know anything about the two-party system and the game that's being played or the intelligence community.
They don't know what they are.
They don't know fucking anything.
They're the ultimate QAnon.
They're less informed than remember trust the plan.
That's stupid.
I don't really know if you don't fully understand QAnon, but I remember the trust the plan.
This is all part of the plan.
Yes, yes.
Well, guess who's really into that idea?
That Democratic voters silly ding bat.
Everybody on this channel, they're all like, trust the plan.
I'm living good, but they must have our best interests.
But it's amazing how they're like, boy, I love that she said that.
It was really interesting to talk to regular people.
Yeah.
So this was brilliant of Trump to go to the Bronx because then MSNBC actually went and talked to people of color outside of their, it was like, I remember that Erin Burnett, she did a Show right around, I think it was Aaron Burnett.
It was right around Occupy Wall Street.
And she's literally sitting in a chair 50 feet from a bunch of protesters.
And she looks into a camera.
She goes, What do they want anyway?
I don't know.
Why don't you fucking ask them?
It never dogs on them.
And so, but so kudos to this woman.
She actually went there.
And that's why Trump went to the Bronx because here they are.
Well, I don't know if that's why, but it was brilliant of them because now they actually had to go cover people of color in the Bronx who showed up.
Cornell West was at Harlem a couple of days earlier.
Nobody, not no one.
A handful of white people showed up.
Trump's getting blacks and Latinos.
Oh, wait.
Maybe weaponizing the entire justice system against him was a mistake.
It was a mistake.
Oh, no.
Maybe you made a lot of people relate to him that previously would not have related to him.
These fucking people don't even, those people I started comedy with in Los Angeles, they didn't even know that the justice system's been weaponized.
They think he actually did things that other presidents haven't done.
Are they actors?
They really think that.
They're calm comedians.
But do they act?
Do they act and they do things?
No.
That's even more pathetic.
It is pathetic.
They make it into the actor whore levels.
No.
And they're like that.
No, they're just stupid.
They're uninformed.
No, but you have to see.
They're the people who call me right-wing, Kurt.
You meet them all the time.
A person I met today said, I love Jimmy Doer.
And I'm like, I don't care if he's Republican.
I'm like, you know, he's not a Republican.
No, I'm not a Republican, right?
Like, I don't.
But that's just what people say about me now all over the place, all over Hollywood, because I won't vote for Democrats anymore.
Well, if you're not a Democrat, you must be a Republican.
That's how simple they are.
Well, the thing I learned is trans-legal immigrants are legal immigrants.
Our interview.
I did press back with some of those folks, mentioning some of Trump's rhetoric that's been seen as racist and bigoted.
They said they don't have a problem with that.
They view his actions over his words in terms of what he does.
You know, what did Marcos Aurelius say?
You know, someone by what they do.
Well, how about GS?
And so let's look at the tree by its fruits.
That's the body.
That's it.
So let's look at what Trump did.
Trump actually, Joe Biden did the crime bill, which is why black and brown people are locked up at much higher rates than their population.
And Trump did the step act.
So they're not worried about his rhetoric.
They're worried about what he already was president for four years and what did he do he can do for their community.
Again, the economy, those pocketbook issues over and over again, top of the list.
It's important to hear from those voters.
It's important to hear from those voters, which is why we only go out there once every eight years.
Yeah.
It's a panic.
There's a big panic going on.
And somebody lost at levels way above your fake voting that you do that you think helps.
You remember this, right?
Terry, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for mayor Trump and you ain't black.
Oh, the gauntlets thrown down.
We thought hell would involve lava and delvil costumes, not to be forced to choose between a horrible old dude and an even more horrible old dude who's demented.
But if hell had elections, this would definitely be the two choices.
Back in 2016, when people were flipping out about Trump getting elected, I would make fun of them.
And I'd go, oh, how did Satan become elected president of hell?
Well, you were supposed to pick the lesser of two evils.
The lesser.
I'm like, aren't those both evils?
And by the way, just to let you know, Trump leads in five key states as young and non-white voters express discontent with Biden.
A new set, a new poll, including one with the Fidelity Glass, revealed an erosion of support for the president among young non-white voters.
Yeah.
Non-white voters.
So they are leaving the Democratic Party in tropes.
Are you going to call all those people Republican?
Like you call me Republican?
Look, upset about, yes, they will.
They'll call them terrorists.
Upset about Gaza.
So Biden is such a loser.
And these people that back him are such losers.
Trump is not pro-Gaza.
At the protests at the campus, they're both saying fuck Biden.
They're both saying fuck Biden.
People that really feel strong about Gaza both agree that Biden sucks.
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