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March 11, 2024 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Establishment media sets on its fighting.
So good luck.
Bullshit we can't afford, like fomenting this, whoa.
Watch and see as the jet golf the medium speeds and jumps the medium and hits them head on.
It's the Chimitor Show.
Music Thank you.
Welcome to another day in hell, and it's only getting worse.
It's not going to get better.
Come on, California could be a great place.
It's not going to get better.
Not going to get better.
And I think people know that.
And what about when we focus on the real enemy China finally?
Yeah.
The people in charge are maniacs.
The people in charge are not the adults in the room.
The people in charge are the mafia, right?
And you know how the mafia thinks that they're the grown-ups in the room.
That's just what anybody would do if they were in charge.
This is what men do.
Men of honor.
This is what the people who are in charge of our country think, right?
And so here's a perfect example.
So I don't know if you watch the State of the Union.
It was hard to watch.
It was an old demented man hopped up on some kind of drugs.
Yeah.
And he was screaming most of the time.
And there was agreement on most stuff from both sides of the aisle, especially the worst stuff.
That's the great.
My favorite thing is they agree on the worst things.
And you want to know what they agree on?
They agree on this.
Here's his main thing.
This is the thing he leads with.
This is the thing he wants.
Here we go.
Putin of Russia is on the march, invading Ukraine and sowing chaos throughout Europe and beyond.
If anybody in this room thinks Putin will stop at Ukraine, this was the first thing.
I assure you he brought up this is the first thing he brought up.
At the state of the union, is the state of a majority?
Well, he started.
First, he called Trump Hitler, compared that, and 1941, and all this stuff.
Oh, okay.
But he didn't, because the State of the Union, your opening lines about Ukraine.
His opening salvo is about Ukraine.
Putin of Russia is on the march, invading Ukraine and sowing chaos throughout Europe and beyond.
If anybody in this room thinks Putin will stop at Ukraine, I assure you he will not.
So before I was born, they were doing this.
This is called the domino theory.
Yeah.
This is that if we don't stop communism in South Vietnam, it's going to then spread all over Southeast Asia, all the way.
It's going to come here.
And so we got to stop it there.
And we have to do everything we can to stop it there.
And so that's why we did, through four different presidents, they lied to us about Vietnam.
And they got somewhere around 60,000 soldiers killed and how many countless maimed.
And so they're doing it again.
So this is what they always do.
Oh, by the way, Vietnam won the war was stayed communist.
They're doing fine today.
You never hear any problems about Vietnam.
They've actually been great ever since we had no influence over them.
And so that's right.
And so here they are doing it again.
So here, this is what this is called the dot.
And the United States' interest in Ukraine for in actuality is nothing.
There's no interest for the American people in Ukraine.
Ukraine started this war, provoked it.
They were shelling and killing thousands and thousands and thousands of people in the Donbass.
And Putin invaded to stop that war, not start a war.
So this is all, this is just like Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.
This is just like Libya.
This is just like Saddam Assad is gassing his own people.
This is just like 20 years in Afghanistan.
Nobody even knew who the bad guys were.
The important thing isn't to win the war.
It's to keep it ongoing.
This is why they allowed Joe Biden to pull out of Afghanistan because they had this war ready.
And so Joe Biden is a psychopath.
These people are all sociopaths and psychopaths.
Mike Johnson, same thing.
Yeah.
These people are, they agree on the worst ideas.
Well, when they're conquering the world, Jimmy, it's the great game.
They call it the game.
You know, you play in the game.
The great game is the official title that all these people learn about.
Soon as somebody does anything to their power structure, it's all of a sudden morals and the soul and norms and freedoms.
This is not a game.
So this is the thing that Joe Biden really wants to do is fund the Ukraine war.
Why?
Because that's what the billionaires who control him really want to do.
They're not going to do anything for you.
They're not going to clean up homelessness.
They're not going to take that.
They got another $60 billion in the chamber ready to be shot out of a cannon into the oligarchs' pockets in Ukraine because it's not helping regular people.
This is not to win the war.
And it's not to win the war.
It's that you can't win this war.
It's pricier to do your illegal operations during this war, I imagine.
So it's probably bigger payoffs you got to do.
And so they're not going to shoot $60 billion at America.
$60 billion.
You know, it costs like a billion dollars to build a new sports stadium.
Imagine if all the jobs that would be created if in 60 of the biggest cities in America, they decided to build billion-dollar sports stadium.
Imagine all the jobs that would be created.
Imagine if they decided to build $60 billion worth of community centers or $60 billion worth of homes to put homeless people.
Because let's remember, 40% of homeless people actually have jobs.
Imagine if they put $60 billion into mental health facilities.
So you wouldn't have deranged people on drugs running wild on the streets.
Imagine if they put $60 billion into that just once.
Just one time.
Imagine if they did that just one time.
They'll never do that.
He doesn't even bring it up.
It didn't even get brought up what to do about homeless people.
It didn't even get brought up.
It didn't even get brought up what to do about when Ronald Reagan decided to close all the mental hospitals and explode the homeless population with the mentally ill, which is what happened in the 80s.
There wasn't a homeless problem before then.
They used to call them bums.
Hobos.
Hobos.
You could ride the race.
And then after Reagan, it was a real problem because it was mentally ill people and they were everywhere.
And now it's working people who are one illness away from being homeless.
And he just, and so he had to, so he has this and abortion.
So I'll play this and then we'll talk about it.
Hold on.
Let me play it.
Russia is on the march, invading Ukraine and sowing chaos throughout Europe and beyond.
If anybody in this room thinks Putin will stop at Ukraine, I assure you he will not.
And guess what?
Why doesn't Europe do something if that's the case, which it's not?
Putin has no interest in going anywhere else.
I also don't care if he didn't.
And let's say he did.
Isn't that Europe's problem?
Europe can't take care of this problem.
Germany and the UK and France and every other goddamn country over there.
How many Israels do we have?
Isn't there a NATO?
Why can't NATO?
Why does the United States have to fund this unilaterally?
This doesn't make, again, even if I take your premise, which I don't.
Nobody goes, hey, what the fuck is Europe doing?
Because Europe knows this is bullshit.
That's my theory.
They know this is bullshit.
They know the United States blew up the Nord Stream pipeline, which is cratering their economy and is making Germans and Germany, which is supposed to be the economic engine of Europe, pay four times the rate for energy that they were before.
But they tell you that Putin and Russia blew up their own pipeline.
Yeah, they did.
Because they know you're stupid, and they know if you believe what they told you about COVID and what they told you about Russia Gate and what they told you about Iraq and Syria and Libya and the banking crisis.
If you believe that stuff, you believe anything.
And they do.
People do believe it.
Yeah.
Why would I not trust their word?
The people that have never once told me ever.
One time that I can think of in my life.
So if you want to, if you're for censorship and you call yourself a Democrat, this is nothing but misinformation.
This is nothing but lies.
This should be censored by your standards.
I don't want anything censored.
But if you're for censorship, this is nothing but lies and misinformation.
Man, what kind of people are now?
That's a lie.
Ukraine cannot stop Putin.
You just said Ukraine is now they're now putting mentally challenged people, conscripting them into the military and putting them on the front lines to die.
Do we show you the picture of the average age of a Ukraine fighter?
Because they've wiped out all the rest of them.
It's 50 now, Jimmy.
It was 43 at the time of that.
It's now 50.
Oh, my God.
And they lie to you.
They tell you only 36,000 Ukrainians have been killed.
Hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian soldiers have been slaughtered.
And meme for life, though.
You got to half a million or more when you think of the U.S. So that's a lie.
Ukraine cannot stop Russia.
That's not happening.
Everyone knows that.
Except you, the morons who watch cable news and read the New York Times and the Washington Post.
That's where you get your news from.
And that's why you believe that.
Jimmy, if Joe Biden were any older and dumber, he could be drafted to the front lines in Ukraine.
Ukraine.
That's so funny.
Ukraine can stop Putin if we stand with Ukraine.
That is not true.
And what they're doing is saber-rattling with the nuclear power.
These guys want a nuclear war.
That's what it feels like.
Yeah.
Because then they could justify war forever.
They don't have to worry about getting the 60 billion.
They don't have to lie.
They don't have to twist.
They just go nuclear war.
Well, it's better we get provoke him into that because if we don't provoke him first, he'll just do the same thing to us.
That's right, sir.
So we have to be three times as evil as we claim Putin is.
And provide the weapons.
And then you're doing my message to President Putin, who I've known for a long time, is simple.
We will not walk away.
Well, why anyone in America gives a shit about the most corrupt country in the world, Ukraine?
Oh, because they're not.
Who provoked this war by endless shelling of the Dombass turned down three peace two peace accords the Minsk Accords?
They didn't abide by it.
And then there was a peace deal on the table a month after the war started that Putin was willing to accept.
Ukraine advisors were all willing to accept.
Their negotiators said they would accept it.
Who didn't?
Zelensky.
Because NATO told him, if you take it, we're going to kill you.
And so here we are two years later with a war.
These are sociopaths.
This is sociopaths.
And the people who comment on this on cable news are also sociopaths.
It's their job.
It's how you get hired.
You can't keep the job.
If they had a conscience and integrity, they wouldn't be doing that job.
Look at them all applauding.
If that doesn't make you way more upset than stupid fucking January 6th, you are a moral.
He didn't lead with, hey, we got to really tackle the economic problems of the Americans.
People are really hurting in this country.
90% of Americans have medical debt.
We got to fix that.
People can't afford their medicine.
We got to fix that.
This is what he leads with.
And this Is what they all agree on.
Why?
Because they're all corrupt.
Because your government is more corrupt than you can believe.
You think they're in there doing the bidding of workers and senior citizens and students?
They're in there doing the bidding of the handful of billionaires that actually run this world.
Look at that ocean of great people.
You know how Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post here in the United States and Amazon?
I did a podcast yesterday from Norway.
He owns the media in Norway.
Did you know that?
Nice.
Did you know that?
One of the richest billionaires in the world.
There's Norway now.
So this is international.
These billionaires are international.
The WEF.
They have filled all the cabinets with their minions.
You don't live in a democracy.
You live in an oligarchy.
And this speech almost made me puke.
It's so disgusting.
The two big things Biden is really excited about: war with Russia and abortion.
Those are his two big things.
I mean.
Gonna have an abortion in every garage.
Finally, how are you gonna get these incels to fucking make the kids do a board?
That's all I don't get.
We will not bow down.
I will not bow down.
And so this is the culmination of Russia Gate, which I tried to tell those fucking blockhead moron assholes at the Young Turks for four straight years.
I tried to tell them when you repeat CIA talking points and you trash Julian Assange, this is leading to a war with Russia.
And this is the culmination of it.
This is it.
You got it.
You get your war with Russia.
That's what they always wanted.
That's what Russia gave, that's what this is all leading to.
And here we are.
The old, the biggest blood-soaked warmonger around sitting there screaming, we're going to go after Russia.
How do people like this educated in just history?
You know, like, I understand why I talk to some moron friend of mine that doesn't know anything about anything.
These are all went to the best schools.
These people here saying domino theory.
Because they're sociopaths.
Doesn't it strike you as ironic?
Well, look at this ghoul.
They're all ghouls.
So I watched the rest of it on 1.75 speed.
That was painful.
And it was just painful.
I just couldn't.
It was just one bullshit lie after another bullshit lie after another bullshit lie.
And there's no relief in it for the American people.
Your lives are not going to get better.
Your lives are only going to get worse.
It's only going to get harder.
You know, the little bit I watched of it, the only thing that I really care about is healthcare.
That's really the only thing that I care about.
No wars in healthcare.
And, you know, I have all my friends and their parents are aging and everybody is scrambling to care for their parents now.
And there's no, there's, you know, look at all those elderly people in Congress right now.
They have the best health care.
In the meantime, they don't have a word to say about health care for our fathers and mothers.
Nothing.
Or anybody.
So his whole thing was promising them abortion rights.
How about you promise them health care?
Do you ever think about that?
You ever try to promise Americans healthcare?
That's amazing.
They're going to promise you abortion.
And that, to me, and that's the thing that they, that any good Christian would do.
That's what Jesus would do.
The first thing he would do is not give you health care and a living wage.
What Jesus would do is promise you that you could abort your baby.
That's the that.
Hey, why don't you promise them a universal inclusive health care that includes that includes reproductive health?
How about that?
No, abortion.
That's it.
Most people don't want an abortion.
They just have to get one because they can't afford to raise a goddamn kid on their own.
That's the number one reason is if you could have health care with the kid.
How many more?
I love your two choices are the right wing.
No, you have to have the baby and just be poor and try to work it out.
I don't know.
I don't care.
And the other one is, go ahead and kill all the babies.
But either way, you're not getting health care.
You're not getting any health care.
You're not getting healthcare from either of them.
And let me, again, let me disabuse you of the idea.
People go, oh, after COVID, you still want the government to run healthcare?
Did you think the government ran healthcare during COVID?
What in the fucking someone said that to you?
I say it all the time.
Did you think government was running health care?
Have you been sick?
Do you think government runs your health care?
You know who runs your health care is a capitalist that's in between you and your doctor.
I want Pfizer to just take the rest of the day.
I want to get the capitalists out of in between me and my doctor.
And so, you know, my parents, I'm not on Medicare.
My parents had Medicare.
You know, when they went to their doctor, it wasn't a government doctor.
It was the same doctor they went to their whole life.
It's just the person paying the bill went from Blue Cross to Medicare.
What's the most popular healthcare system in the country?
Medicare.
And people who claim that somehow government is going to run my health, at least I can vote them in or out.
At least I can vote.
If I don't like, and by the way, they don't run the healthcare.
The hospitals are still owned privately.
My doctor is still a private doctor.
It's just that when I go there, the bill doesn't, some of the bill doesn't get paid by Blue Cross, which they don't pay when they just don't feel like it.
It goes to the government pays.
That's the government.
So if you think that, you're being propagandized.
You're being propagandized, if that's what you think.
And they don't talk about Medicare for all on MSNBC.
If this is some big lefty, they don't want it on MSNBC.
They don't want it on CNN either.
Why?
Because they're owned by big farm and health insurance companies and billionaires.
That's why.
The only place you hear people advocating for Medicare for all is places like this.
You want the government to run the military?
That's just like right-wing dipshit, old talking points, usually for boomers from a while ago.
Friends of mine will say that because they haven't thought of a new argument on that.
That was settled science to a lot of right-wingers for a long time.
But of course we want...
Of course, we want to do that.
At this point, it's absurd.
It's absurd.
The money that they're going to give.
Imagine if they took the money they're going to give Ukraine and Israel.
We could all have fake tits.
Every man, woman, and child could have been able to get it.
Everybody can have housing and everybody can have housing.
And then bigger ones put in.
And then taken out again.
Everybody could have housing.
You could have mental health hospitals for the mentally ill and you could have treatment hospitals for the people who are on drugs.
You could clean up your streets is what I'm telling you.
Instead, we have two options.
Die or we'll put you in prison.
Those are the two options now in America.
And Joe Biden doesn't, and they don't, these people don't give a shit.
I know.
And the people who cover them don't give a shit.
And the people who donate to them and own them don't give a shit.
Yeah, I don't like to talk about it, but my retirement plan is to commit a low-level enough crime to get healthcare in my old age.
Yeah.
My favorite moron quote, which is the problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money to spend.
What do you call this?
That's the same problem as Ukraine.
What a coincidence.
The problem with Ukraine and socialism is you're running out of other people's money.
Well, who'd have thought that that's a problem all through society somehow?
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So get this.
This was in the New York Times, the spy war, how the CIA secretly helps Ukraine fight Putin.
Wait, don't tell everybody that.
Wait, that's supposed to be a secret.
Thank God.
Thank God the CIA is finally doing their sneaky shit somewhere else in the world besides the United States.
What a relief.
I'm sure they're just doing it for the betterment of the entire world and not just their actual bosses in the weapons industry and human trafficking business.
Anyway, now entering the third year of the war that has claimed hundreds of thousands of lives, the intelligence partnership between Washington and Kiev is a linchpin of Ukraine's ability to defend itself.
Wow.
It's really doing a bang-up job.
Wow.
Well, if we don't do it, somebody else will.
The CIA and other American intelligence agencies provide intelligence for targeted missile strikes, track Russian troop movements, and help support spy networks.
But the partnership is no wartime creation, nor is Ukraine the only beneficiary.
I mean, are they actually saying, is this, am I wrong?
Is it where it's going to be going?
Is this a reason why Ukraine is still a good idea?
The CIA bullshit.
You know, CIA really needs Ukraine for its network of evil shit it does.
Well, folk, this to this, so they're saying that this partnership didn't just start over this war.
This partnership is probably a coke deal creation.
It took root decades ago, coming together in fits and starts under three very different U.S. presidents pushed forward by key individuals who often took daring risks.
Let me guess, with a deep within the state, a deep state in the United States.
A deep state, if you will.
It has transformed Ukraine, whose intelligence agencies were long seen as thoroughly compromised by Russia, into one of Washington's most important intelligence partners against the Kremlin war.
So well, we're losing to them.
Here's what Glenn Greenwald says.
The New York Times just published a leak.
Yeah, I'm right.
That's what he's saying.
A leak from the CIA on their decades-long secret intelligence partnership with the Ukraine, framing this relationship as critical for countering Russia.
You'll notice that no you New York Times reporters are being arrested or put on trial for this supposedly sensitive disclosure.
Is this sensitive?
I thought they want me to feel like it's a leak.
The CIA needs to do that.
By the way, if you disbanded, absolutely dissolve the CIA immediately, I think we would be countering Russia better than with them trying to counter Russia.
So why do you think none of the New York Times reporters are being arrested and put on trial for this for publishing this supposedly sensitive information?
Because U.S. power centers wanted this information to be public with our vital anti-Putin intelligence partnership serving as yet one more reason the war in Ukraine must continue to siphon off billions of U.S. taxpayer dollars.
These reporters are frauds and this article is war propaganda.
This is supposed to tug at my heartstrings for the fucking CIA.
You're kidding me.
Yes.
If there's such so great intelligence, how do they not know that no one gives a shit how the fuck they feel about their work?
It doesn't matter.
They're going to get their money.
The New York Times just supposedly revealed one of the U.S. government's most sensitive secrets that the CIA has for a decade maintained spying bases on the Russian border in Ukraine.
Why is nobody calling for the prosecution of the New York Times or the leaker?
The answer is obvious and important.
And here he is.
The question was always, why does this war matter to them so much?
And today, or yesterday, rather, there's an article in the New York Times that I do think sheds light on it, even though this is not an unauthorized leak.
You don't hear people demanding the heads of the New York Times reporters who publish this supposedly deeply secret information.
You don't hear any suggestion that the DOJ is going to bring charges against them or Ukraine war supporters advocating that they do, even though this is supposedly very sensitive information.
And I believe that's because the power centers in Washington wanted this to be out as a reason to try and convince Americans why Ukraine is so important to the United States.
And this is the New York Times not acting against the CIA, but serving as their spokespeople.
And the headline was, quote, the spy war, how the CIA secretly helps Ukraine fight Putin.
For more than a decade, the United States has nurtured a secret intelligence partnership with Ukraine that is now critical for both countries encountering Russia.
Now, look at the framing of that.
This CIA relationship with Ukraine says the New York Times is now critical for both countries encountering Russia.
So are you wondering at all why nobody is saying, oh, the New York Times published this sensitive information they should be treated like Donald Trump and charged under the Espionage Act?
Or like Julian Assange or like Edward Snowden?
After all, they're supposedly leaking some very sensitive CIA intelligence here about a, quote, secret intelligence partnership with Ukraine.
But the way you know that it was an authorized link, it was a mandated link is the way it's framed.
This is now a critical tool for both countries encountering Russia.
Obviously, anybody who sees Russia as a threat to the United States, certainly, which is almost the entire Democratic Party at this point, and large numbers of Republicans as well, would look at this and say, oh, this is another reason why we need to fight Ukraine, because the CIA program that we have there is, quote, critical for both countries, the U.S. and Ukraine, encountering Russia.
Here's what this supposedly adversarial to the CIA article says, quote, the underground bunker built to replace the destroyed command center in the months after Russia's invasion is a secret nerve center of Ukraine's military.
There is also one more secret of the New York Times going to expose, because that's what they do.
They expose the secrets of the powerful.
Quote, the base is almost fully financed and partially equipped by the CIA.
Putin said it to talk.
This intelligence partnership between Washington and Kiev is the linchpin of Ukraine's ability to defend itself.
The CIA and other American intelligence agencies provide intelligence for targeted missile strikes, track Russian troop movements, and help support spy networks.
But the partnership is no wartime creation.
It took root a decade ago and has transformed Ukraine, whose intelligence agencies were long seen as thoroughly compromised by Russia, into one of Washington's most important intelligence partners against the Kremlin today.
So you see, every paragraph is framed to convince Americans to support the CIA's policy because this CIA program that we have in Ukraine that we might lose if Ukraine loses has become, quote, one of Washington's most important intelligence partners against the Kremlin today.
I hope they lose more now.
And obviously people hear the Kremlin and they think, oh, that's the evil thing that's threatening us.
And therefore, anything that is an important intelligence partner against the Kremlin, such as Ukraine, is designed to become of great importance to Americans.
That's the point of this article.
Even though it's framed as a intrepid bit of exposure by the New York Times, revealing the secrets of the CIA, it's obviously carrying its water propagandistically.
100%.
So again, I'll fuck you guys for your service.
Let me say that.
If you want to see corporate media's real ideology, at least when it comes to the U.S. foreign policy and civil liberties, look at how propagandistic New York Times article on Ukraine is.
The allegiance isn't left or right, but subservience to the U.S. security state.
Of course.
Here we go.
Obsessed with, quote, losing Ukraine to the West, Mr. Putin has regularly interfered in Ukraine's political system, handpicking leaders he believed would keep Ukraine within Russia's orbit.
Okay, this is the kind of thing that genuinely drives me crazy.
What has Russia been doing in Ukraine, according to the New York Times?
Russia, Mr. Putin specifically, has regularly interfered.
And hand-picked their leaders.
You know who actually did that?
You know who did that?
Victoria Newland, the United States and the CIA.
We literally overthrew the Ukrainian democratically elected government in 2014, the Maidan coup.
And then we have phone conversations that got leaked of Victoria Newland picking who's going to be the next leader of Ukraine.
And here's the New York Times saying that it's the exact opposite that Putin has been doing that, interfering in Ukraine's government and handpicking their leaders, never mentioning that that's exactly what the CIA and the United States did, the State Department, Victoria Newland.
Never mentioned.
Let's hear what Glenn says about it.
Has regularly interfered in Ukraine's political system, even going so far as to handpick leaders they believed would keep Ukraine within Russia's orbit.
This is exactly what the United States did in 2014 in Ukraine.
Exactly what the U.S. did.
They interfered in Ukraine's political system because they had a democratically elected president who the U.S. perceived was closer to Moscow than they wanted them to be.
And then we heard on the audio that leaked, Victoria Newman and the ambassador, the U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine, hand-picking the leaders that they believe would keep Ukraine within the U.S. orbit.
Do you see the extent to which our media outlets, our corporate outlets, are completely subservient to the narrative and the agenda of the security state?
They're accusing Russia of doing exactly what the United States did in Ukraine.
And they're saying that unlike our efforts, Russia is, quote, backfired because they drove protesters into the street.
What does that mean?
Ukraine in 2010 elected a president whose constitutional office went to 2015.
And in 2014, the U.S. government and both parties announced people like John McCain and Chris Murphy, a senator from Arizona from the Republican Party, a senator from Connecticut from the Democratic Party, Went to Kiev and encouraged the protesters to overthrow their government.
And Victoria Newman went and handed out donuts from her pocketbook, which I'm certain she keeps there all the time.
She was like food feeding and providing sustenance to these protesters because we wanted the government of Ukraine, the democratically neglected government of Ukraine, removed so that Victoria Newhan could handpick who would be running Ukraine.
And the New York Times turns that around and says that's what Russia has been doing.
So there you go.
Do you need any more evidence that the corporate media is not your friend?
They're there to propagandize you and to manufacture consent for the illegal wars that are being manufactured and instigated by the CIA, by the United States, by the West and the military-industrial complex for profit, for profit for not only for the weapons makers, but profit for the oil companies.
That's why they also blew up the Nord Stream pipelines.
Then for the biolabs, for all of it.
This is all about money.
This is actual fascism.
And they get the corporate media to lie to you.
They're in bed with the government, which is doing the bidding of the billionaire class and the corporations.
It's one big cabal of fascism working against you.
And people like Cornell West come on the show and make you be afraid that fascism might come to America.
You're living in it.
The whole thing, the reason why we're living right now, the reason why they'll still gladly send $200 billion to this money laundering operation called Ukraine before they send a nickel to homeless people in the United States, before they send a nickel to people with medical debt in the United States,
before they send a nickel to senior citizens who can't afford their medicine, before they send a nickel to veterans that are living on their homes, before they send a nickel to the 40% of the people who are homeless who actually have jobs and live in their cars, they'll do, they'll gladly do.
This is how fascism plays out.
And a lot of people say this is the end stage capitalism when capitalism turns to fascism and it's monopolies.
That's what this is.
I just disagree with one thing Glenn said.
I agree.
Victoria Newland did all that.
I did hear the story that she baked a lot of cookies, but I believe she ate them all herself.
So America is accusing Russia of doing the exact thing that the United States has done.
What did we become?
Israel?
Actually, we've been the same thing for a long time.
This is how this has been going on.
We can go back to 1953 when the CIA overthrew the democratically elected government of Iran because the leader wanted to keep their oil profits for their people.
And we were like, fuck you.
The Western oil companies are going to get that British petroleum shell and Exxon.
They're going to get that.
We backed up MI5 or whatever.
That was mostly their project, but we're in on it because there are capitalized.
Of course.
So why is Israel the only democratic democracy in the Middle East?
Because we overthrew all the other democracies of the Middle East so we could steal their natural resources.
They don't have a constitution, by the way.
And Israel doesn't.
And Kurt has brought it to my attention that they don't have a ratified constitution.
Is that what you're saying?
They've been meaning to get one, but it turns out for all the stuff you got to do for war, it's better not to put stuff in writing so you can change the rules whenever you want.
Okay.
That's why I think, why else would you not have a constitution for the safest place in the world for Jews?
So if you're going to listen to propagandists tell you that we have to fight against fascism, they are the fascists.
And of course, that's what you do.
Don't be a traitor to America.
You project onto your political opponents the exact thing that you are.
You accuse them.
And who taught us how to do that?
I'm pretty sure it was Goebbels.
No, we talk Goebbels, just so you know.
Oh, all the billionaires.
They've been doing this for years.
The Nazis were like a franchise that got a hand.
England was all about that stuff.
Okay.
Remember South Africa?
Yes.
Apartheid?
You're right.
They had the Holocaust there first with Dutch farmers and black people in a camp.
And the pictures look remarkably similar.
So, no, this is the racism and colonialism that's been around for a long, long time.
Hitler just popped off early, and that's they were like, should we stop the Nazis or the communists?
It was almost a coin flip.
Remember the great Winston Churchill, that piece of shit?
They came down finally against Nazis because it was a little bit more costing too much money.
But don't ever kid yourself.
Oh, we were the good guy.
No.
Yeah, the people that fought like my grandpa or your grandpa that did, yeah, they were good guys.
They get used by these psychopaths.
And now, stakeholder capitalism, the thing that they're all talking about, that is fascism.
You're an idiot if you don't understand that.
We live in a fascist country, a fascist NATO, the whole thing.
No fascism.
100%.
And that's why I pushed back so hard on Cornell West when he came on the show and tried to sling that bullshit because he knows better.
You know, he's been living in Ivory Towers in Harvard and Princeton his entire life.
I'm sure he's read a book that described to him what actual fascism is.
And so I wasn't going to let him sling that bullshit on the show, which is why he goes around now trying to smear me and discredit me.
And it's not working with anybody.
It's not working at all.
All he does is shine a light on himself and show that he's got the integrity of a used car salesman trying to bullshit you.
Jimmy, if I depict the two people that he betrayed the most in this world, it's his baby's mama and Jimmy Dor.
I mean, I'm glad he's on the right side when it comes to Gaza.
So is he though?
He's allowed to say a few things with brother on the end of them.
Right.
Is he for defunding Israel?
Is he for that?
I'm sure he's for all kinds of good stuff.
No, I don't know if he is.
I'm saying he's not.
He's assigned.
Like, there's a few people that are like, force the vote.
You're not, you were not assigned to be the guy that gets to talk about that shit.
That's right.
Cornell has been anointed that.
He's been in movies.
He's been on Bill Maher.
People.
He was just on CNN the other day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's allowed on CNN to call Anderson Cooper that despicable albino, his brother.
He's an appointed guy that can like Bernie billionaires and not billionaires because he's one now.
Yeah.
But they're the people that are allowed in the Overton.
Again, I love Rick Overton.
Do not know why he made this Overton window.
It's been nothing but bad.
Nothing but bad, Rick.
All right.
Over to Steph.
Hey, we'll see you tomorrow night in Palm Springs, right?
That's right, Jimmy.
And we'll see you April 19th in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania at the Sherman Theater, and then in Cortland, New York, and then in Oakmont, Pennsylvania, which is right outside of Pittsburgh on the 20th or 21st.
So go to jimmydoor.com for a link for those tickets.
Kurt, where are you?
Are you going to be anywhere telling jokes?
Well, at the end of the month, the end of March, last week in March, I met Magoobies.
Oh, that's a great old Magoobies.
Get it to KurtMasigercom.com or the Magoobies website and get tickets.
And it's very important they come to that show because of the way my payment structure is based.
And I can't stress that enough.
If you want to help Ukraine, if you want to help Israel, get to my show.
And I think I'm doing Rogan this month, too.
Oh, I'm not sure.
And Gutfeld.
I got Gutfeld on the 28th of March.
Oh, fantastic.
Look at you, big shot.
We'll see.
We'll see.
I can't.
Last time, because I know Greg a long time, so I love Greg.
But last time I was there, I wore my LGBTQ CIA shirt.
Yep.
And people weren't mad at me that wearing it, but they were like, why would that?
And then the one chick on the show goes, oh, it's so funny.
My boyfriend works at the CIA, and they are so woke there.
They are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That should tell you.
That should tell you it's not really a black thing, Brianna Joy Gray.
The CIA is woke.
It doesn't tip you off that maybe it's not a good black people thing we should save.
Oh, is that what she said?
I didn't say that.
Yeah.
Dude, people that are nice, Aaron was like, we'll try to defend.
Look, woke up, black people.
No, it wasn't.
No one ever said that word until it was a corpo CIA thing.
The thing maybe black people were into is conspiracy theories.
And I apologize to them for not listening to them.
I want to apologize to black people.
I dismissed because I do believe the government made AIDS now.
You were right.
I was wrong.
Who else would have made AIDS?
A guy didn't fuck a monkey.
They use that excuse for every disease.
Somebody was using a pig as a pillow.
Yeah.
No, they weren't.
No, they weren't.
You fucked around in your biolab.
I should have listened to black people on that particular thing.
The CIA did sell crack in the hood and cheap Chinese guns.
So that whole 90s shit.
Thank you, CIA.
That happened.
Think of all the things that you've been hearing people in bad neighborhoods complain about.
That was true.
The shit I was like, no, I'm an idiot.
Well, do you know the guy who exposed that the CIA was selling crack in the inner cities?
I think his name was Gary Webb.
Yeah, shot himself twice in the head.
He felt so guilty.
That's how he died.
He was, he, you know, how he died?
This is the official story that he committed suicide.
How he shot himself in the head, not once, but twice.
He was that mad at himself.
He was that mad at himself.
For saying something about the wonderful CIA, the KGB of SSB.
What a piece of shit state we have.
So when Joyanne Reed says they're voting on race, they're voting on this idea of an invasion of brown people over the border.
The idea that they can't get whatever job they want.
A black person got it, therefore drive all the blacks out of the colleges, get rid of DEI.
That is what they're voting on.
They're just voting specifically on racial animals at this stage.
It isn't about economics.
No, which is why Trump killed the immigration bill.
Correct.
That's why.
Because otherwise, he can't run against the other and brown people and people who don't look like him, like his supporters, his base of supporters, coming across the border and scaring people.
People aren't upset about unmitigated illegal immigration into the United States because of the color of their skin.
Are there some people who are racist in America?
Yes.
The biggest one in government was Joe Biden up until five seconds ago.
Joe Biden.
The reason why black and brown people are locked up in prison at way higher than their population representation is because of Joe Biden and the crime bill.
Donald Trump actually let those people out of prison with the STEP Act.
So this idea that Joe Biden isn't a racist hasn't been a race.
Or I'm not saying, all I'm saying is if you're saying someone else is a racist, there's no bigger one than Joe Biden.
Just keep in mind, Joe Biden was against business.
That's because he didn't want his boy Hunter to grow.
A kid that grew up to be a crackhead.
Yes.
He didn't want to hear black kids.
He probably would have been a poor influence on the inner city black children with his crack, with his habits.
So this whole idea, so this is all MSNBC has is to make this about race and make this about the deploy.
Again, this is the deplorable speech.
These people are deplorable and horrible.
And aren't we so much better?
Hey, let's get into Tesla and let's drive down to those southern states.
And I hope they have a charging station.
Also, I hate Elon, but I still have a Tesla.
Right?
That's right.
Here we go.
There's more to this.
Watch this.
Killing people or whatever he's threatening out there.
I mean, if you look at some of these exipoles, I mean, I live in Virginia.
Immigration was the number one issue.
I mean, again, these could change in Virginia.
Virginia does have a border with West Virginia.
Very cost.
So why would anybody except the people who live along the Mexican border care about immigration?
I don't know.
I see a lot of people in Boston, Chicago.
I see a lot of people in New York City, including the Democratic African-American mayor screaming about illegal immigration into his city.
But people in Virginia aren't supposed to care about it.
And so they're idiots and assholes and they're deplorables because they bring up a legit.
So you're not supposed to vote.
So they're not supposed to be upset that Joe Biden has an open border policy that is suppressing wages, taking resources away from Americans.
And Philip, what, what is one of the greatest moments?
And I think it was on The View.
And that's Kelly Osborne of the Osbourne family, way back when Trump was talking about building a wall, she goes, without immigrants, Trump, who's going to clean your toilets?
Remember that?
And she said it was like a gotcha.
And what's funny is she was right.
She was, her crime was saying the thing that they all know is true, but saying it.
She was guilty of like a Trump crime.
Yes.
She was guilty of a Trump crime.
She goes, no, I don't mean it, but I mean it was true.
That's how you get in trouble with these people is saying the thing they all know is true, but pretend is not true.
We need them to clean our toilets and you don't like it.
Yeah, we can get you for all kinds of cheap labor.
So what's the problem?
So look at that.
So Rachel Maddow, who lives in Northampton, Massachusetts.
Oh, is it nice?
I've never been.
Is that why she has JFK Jr. here?
Is mocking people because they want a rational border policy and it's an issue that they vote on.
Oh, what are you so scared of, people that we don't keep any track of, running amok?
Because I guess there isn't a chance that someone who just came over the border is going to be given her hosting job on MSNBC where she makes $100,000 a day.
Yeah, well, you know, Georgia's getting a little angry because that girl got killed by one of these many dreamers that came through.
It's not theoretical.
That's right.
It's actually happened quite a bit.
So again, this idea that you're dumb because you have concerns.
I'm not against immigration, by the way.
I'd like them to know who the hell came in.
No one is against immigration.
I'm against millions and millions and millions of immigrants with absolutely no documentation, no way to track them.
No, not no.
And then they track all of us.
But they can track all of them.
And then also, this isn't theoretical.
They're closing down community centers in black neighborhoods and putting immigrants in there.
They're giving out $51 million a month in credit cards to immigrants.
And again, this isn't to demonize the immigrant.
This is to demonize the policy that creates these situations.
Not only that creates people desperate enough to flee to America, which is our fault.
7 million Venezuelans have left their own country.
And where do you think they're coming here?
Why?
Because Trump puts economic sanctions on them.
And then Joe Biden leaves the border wide open.
And then they're doing it right in your face.
They won't take care of the homeless people, but they will give credit cards to immigrants who got here five seconds ago.
They won't take care of the homeless, which everybody wants taken care of.
That's the craziest to even have to go.
Or you hate immigrants?
Do you hate the people from your own country on the ground next to you?
You hip shit?
Why did you ever have to qualify that?
There's a blanket of people covering the ground in all directions.
Right in their face, they're doing it.
They're giving people credit debit cards who aren't even citizens.
Meanwhile, there's homeless veterans.
No, just homeless Americans in general.
Children.
How many children are homeless in America?
And did you know that 40% of people who are homeless in America actually have jobs?
That's the thing I forgot to bring up.
Not for long with all the immigrants.
That's the thing I forgot to bring up with Dr. Drew.
Dr. Drew has a point about how to deal with the problem dealing with homeless people, but there's a bigger point.
He's talking about the people you see, the people who seem like mentally ill.
That's not the deep problem.
We're not talking about the people living in their cars, the people and stuff like that.
That's what I'm talking about.
So there's a much bigger problem than just the people you see in the tent who happen to look like they're on meth and are crazy.
Yeah, those are the ones not at all anymore.
Right.
That's shocking to me.
There's that many people that are homeless that are like they have a job.
No one thinks about that.
Well, I guess because they're not on the sidewalk in front of you.
So here, I just want to show.
So here's the real reason, Joy.
So Joy will tell you, Joy will tell you that why do they vote on race?
They're voting on this idea of an invasion of brown people over.
You want to know the real reason why they're voting?
You had two people on your own channel just two days earlier, and they're going to tell you.
Here we go.
As a starting point, the problems that rural America has, which are very real and very profound.
They have more problematic education systems.
They have poor infrastructure.
They have a lack of economic opportunity.
We've seen a lot of manufacturing jobs leave from rural areas.
And that kind of left them open to someone like Donald Trump who would come along and tell them something that was true, but there is a system that has not served them well.
And he said, with both parties.
They're pissed off, and they have a reason to be with both parties.
But if you listen to Joanne Reed's brilliant, brilliant voting on race.
They're voting on this idea of an invasion of brown people over the border.
The idea that they can't get whatever job they want.
A black person got it, therefore drive all the blacks out of the colleges.
Here's another clip from your same channel.
Here it is.
They'd rather channel their rage.
I think what a lot of rural white Americans have decided is that their economic fortunes are decided by globalization and, frankly, late stage capitalism, which is eating up all the mom and pop stores and taking away the extractive industries and coal and farming and so forth.
So they might as well vote on their cultural issues.
They might as well vote on God's god gun and religion because they feel like neither party is going to deliver any material benefit.
They're not going to reverse the closure of rural pharmacies and rural hospitals and rural health care treatment facilities, which are now disappearing.
Not because of communism and not because of socialism, but because of capitalism, right?
Rural pharmacies and hostels are closing because they're not moneymakers.
And unless they're part of a regional change, they're disappearing.
So Trump comes in and says, let's just hate on cities.
Let's just hate on minorities.
Let's hate on immigrants.
Well, it took them 10 years to figure that out.
So, again, do you see all the problems that are actually in America?
MSNBC, it's right on your own channel.
They told you all the problems that are right on your channel, but instead of telling Joe Biden and the Democrats to do something about it, you'd rather turn it down now because it's going to be loud.
You'd rather do this.
They're voting on race.
They're voting on this idea of an invasion of brown people over the border.
The idea that they can't get whatever job they want.
A black person got it, therefore drive all the blacks out of the colleges, get rid of DEI.
That is what they're voting on.
They're just voting specifically on racial animals.
At this stage, it isn't about economics.
No, which is why Trump killed the immigration bill.
Correct.
That's why.
And because otherwise, he can't run against the other and brown people and people who don't look like him, like his supporters, his base of supporters, coming across the border and scaring people and killing people or whatever he's threatening out there.
I mean, if you look at some of these exipoles, I mean, I live in Virginia.
Immigration was the number one issue.
I mean, again, these could change in Virginia.
Virginia does have a border with West Virginia.
Very confusing.
What?
I mean, when I was in New Hampshire, people were talking about the northern border as a threat because Trump has indoctrinated people with this.
And what have you indoctrinated people in to ignore this?
You know what you have done?
You've indoctrinated people to ignore this and pretend that the problems with the country is because your neighbors are racist and a fascist and a Nazi.
Instead of this, you could turn it up.
What makes them vulnerable?
Oh, well, a lot of that has to do with, as a starting point, the problems that rural America has, which are very real and very profound.
They have more problematic education systems.
They have poor infrastructure.
They've had a lack of economic opportunity.
We've seen a lot of manufacturing jobs leave from rural areas.
And that kind of left them open to someone like Donald Trump, who would come along and tell them something that was true, but there is a system that has not served them well.
And he said...
They are pissed off.
And they have some reason to be with both parties.
And I'll just give you one more time.
Right.
They'd rather channel their rage.
I think what a lot of rural white Americans have decided is that their economic fortunes are decided by globalization and, frankly, late-stage capitalism, which is eating up all the mom and pop stores and taking away, you know, the extractive industries and coal and farming and so forth.
So they might as well vote on their cultural issues.
They might as well vote on God's god gun and religion because they feel like neither party is going to deliver any material benefit.
They're not going to reverse the closure of rural pharmacies and rural hospitals and rural health care treatment facilities, which are now disappearing, not because of communism and not because of socialism, but because of capitalism, right?
Rural pharmacies and hostels are closing because they're not moneymakers.
And unless they're part of a regional change, they're disappearing.
So Trump comes in and says, let's just hate on cities.
Let's just hate on minorities.
Let's hate on immigrants.
And at least they can deliver on that.
Oh, that one guy is from Media Matters, by the way, and he could figure that out.
So what these people need is this little Trump and all.
Oh.
MAGA strength, Trump and all for Trump derangement syndrome.
Does it?
I'm telling you, I have never seen anything cure yet.
I can't.
So this idea that it's Donald Trump wants a civil war, Donald Trump has taken away democracy, that the people who are MAGA are in a cult.
What you just watched Joanne Reed and those ding bats on MSNBC do just now, that is a cult.
On their own station, on their own station, they were told what the real problem is.
On their own network, they were told what their real problem is.
And all they can do is mock people who have a legitimate grievance with both political parties.
So instead of them coming there and saying, hey, why don't the Democrats actually do something for people?
Why is half the country so willing to vote?
More than half the country willing to vote for Donald Trump.
Why is that the thing?
And by the way, them pretending that half the people at MSNBC don't vote Republican is also a joke.
You don't think that Donny Deutsch doesn't vote for all the big idea, Donny Deutsch.
They admitted it.
He just had another big idea to scare people about Trump.
Remember his very similar to the one he had not that long ago that we played.
He's had that idea again to really scare people about Trump.
That's all they got?
I swear to God, he's only going, I was thinking about it.
That's all they got is call people racist, call people fascists.
It's called Beat a Grifter.
That's what a grifter is.
Joanne Reed reads her old emails.
The way she talked is the way I talk making fun of stuff.
That's how she talks.
That's how she talks.
And she lied and said she got hacked.
And she doesn't like a very sweet gay couple like this analyzing things in her.
She has real phobic things to say.
Okay.
So actually, for the editors, that is two separate segments.
Remember, I said, let's keep it together?
I was wrong.
Those are two.
One is Joanne Reed tries to cope.
And the second one, which we just did, is MSNBC blames mocks voters for caring about immigration.
Why would you care about immigration?
What is wrong with you?
Have you driven around the cities in this country?
Why would you care?
Why would you care about homelessness?
My friend Bill Maher doesn't.
So the idea, hey, I'm all for you giving out a debit card to immigrants seeking asylum in America right after you give that debit card to all the homeless people and you give them a place to live right after that.
But it's cheaper than flying in large numbers of illegal immigrants from airports around the world, which they literally have been doing.
And the idea that, so that's like the idea that, you know, you, by the way, they have the money.
And you know how I know?
They just print the money.
It's not like taxes pay for shit.
And that's going to be the subject of our next segment, by the way.
We have Paul coming in.
And it's not like they have to raise taxes to pay for stuff.
Taxes don't pay for stuff.
We have a $34 trillion debt.
They're spending a trillion dollars every hundred days now.
I like how they always show that.
So there's no connection.
Your kids are going to have to pay for that.
No, they're not.
What?
Why?
There's no connection between taxes and what and the shit we get to have in our life.
There's no connection between there's no connection between the taxes we pay and the government services we get.
There's no connection between those.
They just print the money.
There's no connection between the taxes you pay and how much money they gave to Ukraine or how much money they're giving to Israel or how much money They're giving to the thousand military bases we have around the world.
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