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Feb. 28, 2024 - Jimmy Dore Show
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I don't know if you know, but this is the libs of TikTok.
Now, she became famous by just posting videos that other liberals had made.
She didn't comment on them.
She just posted them, correct?
No, she literally just posted the actual things that they're doing.
Actual things that they're saying and doing.
Yes, not, you know, look at this.
Just look at this.
And, of course, that is an argument for what's called stochastic terrorism, which means if people find out about the crazy shit I'm doing, I could be in danger, and it's on you, pal.
So she sat down with the woman who doxed her, Taylor Lawrence, fake journalist who works for the Washington Post.
And she's in her mid-40s, but...
but she pretends like she's 16.
Right.
Yeah, well, she covers the millennial beat.
The tech millennial beat.
I think she's like 39 is the official age.
So she won't tell her age.
But anyway, here we go.
So I didn't know this was happening.
They had an interview.
And one of the things they talked about was that book Genderqueer, which Russ Dobular, who guest hosts the show, just enlightened me about is basically just roast porn.
It's insane.
You know how insane it is?
Yeah.
As a joke on Sasha's show for his like Berkeley professor guy, he went to a homeschool convention.
Sasha Baron Cohen.
Yeah.
And I wrote a terrible book, and everybody threw it on to like shock them.
Like we want to give this to kids about like some professor rabbits having like orgies in front of the rabbit kids.
Yeah.
It's, you know, it's to the family go, like react normally to it.
And the prop, I remember having the prop in my, and it was well drawn.
And it was, I'm looking like, this is like horrible.
The thing is a joke.
I had it in my luggage.
I'm like, I hope nobody ever has to like look at my luggage and ask.
And I got to explain what in the hell this, anyway, that book is basically like, well, at least we had cartoon rabbits to take the edge off.
So you're saying, okay, so they're going to talk about this book and, uh, libs of TikTok is opposed to it.
And Taylor, segment we like to call Yentl to mental.
Like why you don't speak up about the sexualization problem.
I don't see, I guess I don't see as much if I saw an example.
So she's asking her, why don't you speak out about the sexualization of children?
While wearing a shirt of her crying.
So by the way, this is, this is a shirt of Taylor Lorette's crime.
Remember when she was on NBC?
So they did a story on her on NBC where she cried about all the abuse she has to take online after she doxes people.
And then, uh, she complained because people made fun of her for crying on that NBC, uh, news segment.
And attacking NBC for NBC news.
She then attacks NBC news for having her on and NBC news took the video down.
No kidding.
Here we go.
Of a child being sexualized.
Of course I have a problem with, you know, certain things.
I, I will, I will.
First of all, you know, what would make this way funnier?
If the libs of Tik TOK lady kept pretending she couldn't hear Taylor because of her mask.
I'm sorry.
Just let Taylor say her whole thing.
I'm sorry.
I didn't get one part of that.
She's wearing, she's wearing her special, uh, blow job blocker mask.
As she tries to, she's, this is, she's going to try to explain her way out of the inexplicable defense of child grooming for the minor attracted cult in the corridors of power.
Here we go.
No, I will say, I think we should give kids porn in school.
The images of like gay sex.
I, so I had public, again, I went to public school and in public school, at least when I was growing up, we were absolutely given, um, literature, you know, explaining sex, educating.
Yeah, that's it.
Facts.
First of all, that's not what we're talking about.
We're not talking about regular sex education.
We're talking about this gender queer book and she's not, and watch, watch, she keeps going.
People had pictures of like, you know, can, can she just, first of all, lives at Tik TOK.
She just explained to her that they, they had, they're depicting anal sex and the people depicting it.
aren't wearing masks.
See what she says.
She's not, that's a great idea.
I think you got to put it in terms.
Taylor, Taylor Lorenz can understand.
Okay, here we go.
Absolutely.
And it actually talked about condom use.
What grade?
God, I mean, God, I mean, remember, but certainly probably middle school.
I think that's when we had sex ed.
So you think like, so you expect me to believe that at a public school, Taylor attended from kindergarten to sixth grade, they had anal porn available in the library in the late fifties.
I thought they were uptight back then, you know, in the fifties and middle school, they didn't like that kind of stuff.
Here we go.
Gender career.
This book is gay.
We should give that to kids in school.
I have not read those books, so I don't know, but I do think.
So she hasn't even read the books that she's advocating be allowed in the schools.
How about anyway?
So I say, by the way, it lives at Tik TOK.
You know, it would have been better than wearing your Taylor Lorenz crying shirt.
Although I do love the shirt.
Bring the book with you.
Don't like scroll on your tweets.
Okay.
Watch.
So why just hold it up.
It's important to educate kids about sexuality.
If nothing else, because you know, I have spoken to women that were abused sexually when they were young, very young.
And one thing that they've told me is that they wish that they had the language to talk about it.
And they weren't educated.
They grew up in a, I only know two that I've spoken to about this, but they've grown up in sort of societies where they weren't very educated about sex ed.
They didn't receive sex ed in class.
They went to a Catholic school or other sorts of schooling.
And so I do think it's really important for kids to understand sex because as we lot of teenagers can be sexually active.
And I think sex education is important to promote, you know, healthy attitudes, healthy understandings of sex.
I mean, these are human bodies.
You can't just expect to send kids off at 18 with absolutely no sex ed and then think that they can give kids like pictures of gay sex in middle school and actually elementary school some of them.
So basically, they sound like they're the same person, but just on different sides of the issue.
You laugh, but it's good.
This is what I call a view killer.
What do you mean?
The new view?
Oh, the show is going to kill the view.
Oh, this is Barbara Walter's dream radio.
Yes, right here.
Here we go.
I guess I'm wondering what you consider that.
I think.
Do you want to see a picture?
Yes.
Well, I don't know, but why not?
I older than the ones that you've posted on your Twitter account.
I guess those don't look like what I received when I did sex ed, but I think sex ed is.
So now she's admitting to, well, I've seen the pictures that you've posted on your Twitter feed, and those don't look like the pictures I saw.
Yeah, that's why you were talking about it.
It doesn't look like my sex ads.
No, no, I'm saying sex ed, not saxophone advertisements, Taylor.
Well, my sex ads were not like that.
Important because it actually helps.
So you didn't have those types of things when you were in school.
Oh, no, we had sex ed.
I'm saying the images I just had.
Did you not get books with graphics?
With pictures of gay sex.
I remember, I don't know, I don't remember how old you are, but I grew up in the 90s when HIV and AIDS was a big thing.
And we certainly learned about gay sex in school.
So those pictures I posted on my Twitter, you had graphics like that?
I actually don't know.
I don't remember, to be honest.
But I do think that it's really important to have.
But knowing those pictures, you seem to know very well what those pictures are.
Do you think?
I don't.
Oh, you kept referencing that.
Well, I've seen you post things, but I don't fill it up.
But I think, yeah, I guess I still.
Because we need to put this into context.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we won't know the context, of course, because we don't know the context of how those things are being taught.
I said we could give kids like pictures of gay sex as long as it's in the proper context.
I don't know.
I mean, it's up to the educator to determine, right?
I don't, I don't know.
I guess I'm kind of curious, Kaya, why you sort of focus so much about the LGBT?
You keep mentioning gay sex, but you don't mention straight sex.
Why is there such a focus on the LGBTQ world?
Oh, I don't want pictures of sex in school.
Any pictures?
So you don't think children should receive any sort of sexual education, straight or gay.
I said, I don't want pictures of sex in school.
But you think that they should receive picture-free sex education.
No, I think we discussed this earlier.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm curious kind of how you're thinking, you know, when you think about the way that you put out content and the way that you think about growing your media empire.
Here, this is a blowjob.
Look, this is a blowjob.
Oh, I'm just laughing.
You're not going to get any OnlyFans being that unenthusiastic about a blowjob.
This is a blowjob.
But she goes.
Is she recording a blowjob for Siri?
That is the best change of subject I've ever seen.
I'm curious about a Yubidi Empire.
Here's a picture of a blowjob.
Did you just replay that part again?
Yes.
Hello, sir.
Hi.
About the way that you put out content and the way that you think about growing your media empire.
Here, this is a blowjob.
How can we get a nice like that?
I think I have to.
I don't know what book this is from.
Okay.
So I have to blue.
So should this picture of a blowjob be in elementary schools?
I've never seen a book like that in a lot of time.
I can't even look at it.
It has been.
I've posted about it, yeah.
So tell me a little bit about that.
Should it be in elementary schools?
I have no idea the context.
I have no idea.
So in what context is it okay if it would be absolutely no idea.
I have absolutely no idea.
I would not, I don't know, Kaya, because I haven't seen the rest of that book.
I don't know what's in there.
But there is a context that it would be okay to give kids pictures like that of gay sex.
Anal sex in an international school.
I guess sex, I guess, sex pictures in school.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because you know who I would defer to on that?
Just because neither of us are sex educators, I would defer that question to a qualified professional, a sex educator, and say, hey, you're an expert.
You've treated tons.
You know, you've educated tons of people.
You're a full-time sex educator.
You've really studied this.
Oh, my.
What are the appropriate values?
I don't think that myself as a journalist or a media personality, I don't think I'm the right one to make that decision.
And I guess I'm wondering why.
So I have seen sex educators say that they want these books in schools.
So then you're okay with it?
I think I would want to talk to the sex educator and rely on whatever the sex educators say.
I'm wondering why you.
Because you couldn't possibly make a decision yourself.
You'd need an expert to tell you what kind of pornography is okay to show to children in your children's school.
This whole deferring to an expert that somehow knows something better.
Like, hey, should I be able to run kids over with my car?
I don't know.
I'm not a professional driver.
We would have to ask a professional driver.
Hey, should how about could we could we stick anal beads in kids in school?
I don't know.
I'm not a professional sex educator.
We'd have to ask.
I'm not a proctologist.
You're not a proctologist.
I don't know.
Maybe you can.
This idea that a normal human being doesn't know what's appropriate for their child to see tells you everything you need to know about.
That's true.
But before you even get to that part, just for the record, if I ask an adult what they do for a living and they tell me they're a full-time sex educator of kids, you know, I'm going to make a citizen's arrest will say.
Can I just weigh in really quickly?
Because I was in education for over 25 years and I remember one time you would have to substitute for different classes and I had a sub one day for the health class and these were seventh grade students and I happened to be subbing the day that they were showing the video about what happens to your body during puberty.
And I was no sex ed expert and Nor was the health ed teacher.
They're not a sex ed expert.
Nobody's a sex ed expert who talks about what kids are going through in puberty in a public school.
She went to school.
During this segment, the kids are all in front of me watching this video and images of hair sprouting up at their bodies.
And I'm in the back seat.
I'm in the back row just going, oh my God, trying to keep it together and not laugh.
And all the kids kept doing this to me the whole time as this video was showing.
And I'm just there.
I get why the teacher had a sub that day.
All right.
All right.
Back to Jimmy.
Oh.
Wow.
You don't think of the Insanis of the backstage of the job of how awful.
I would feel uncomfortable with a reasonable puberty educational film having to sit with those kids.
Right.
No kidding.
I'd be like, oh, I would be mortified.
They're not like my kids.
You know, like if you had your own kids and you tell them, like, by the way, your parents are supposed to tell you whatever.
Yeah, that's something for the parents.
Who is Taylor hanging out with?
I just, as I hear this, her talking about just, I've talked to some people that, you know, they didn't have that.
Is she talking about some third world country she got to go to where they didn't get to learn anything and she's being coy and act like that's an American?
Because just, you know, in America, even the poorest of schools, the kids have access to every awful kind of pornography before they even get to goddamn school.
So she wasn't talking to somebody from America.
There's no chance that she was.
So I just want to sum up Taylor Lorenz's worldview, Kurt.
Exposing children to graphic depictions of anal sex is healthy, but open-face outdoor meetings are deadly.
Jimmy, you can't go open face out there.
I keep trying to tell you.
She's wearing a mask.
She's going to raw face talk to me.
Just raw face it.
So let's go.
I don't want to spend too much time on this, even though it's very much fun.
Even though I want, I'm thinking road trip for these two.
So now watch this.
They should make a movie out of this, a road trip.
Yeah.
So this is gentle and mental.
Come on.
That's a good.
This is called When You Point the Finger at Someone Else, You Have Three Fingers Pointing Back at You.
Here we go.
Yeah.
I'm curious, you know, I feel just been especially on my colleagues have done great reporting on sort of like this rift on Twitter.
I know that you have a very conservative fan base and in your comments sometimes you'll see a lot of commentary about sort of the great replacement theory.
What are your thoughts on what are your thoughts on that?
What are your thoughts on your comment, the comments on your post telling me to kill myself?
Obviously against that.
Yeah.
So will you come out and condemn that publicly?
Oh, sure.
I would condemn it anytime.
I'm against, you know, I'm against murdering anyone, of course.
So you're against that threats against against me.
Yeah, I'm a big, you know, as somebody that's dealt with a lot of online harassment, I don't defend threatening to murder anyone.
But I guess I'm curious, you know.
Because a lot of times it comes after an attack from the media, like someone like you or another journalist.
So are you saying that like, you know, if somebody posts something and then attacks follow, that person should answer for those attacks?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
No, people like you tell me that all the time.
So I'm just asking if you think the same thing.
Yeah, I don't think I have said that here, but I, you know, I think it's literally just opened with it.
So yeah, so now Taylor Lorenz is trying to pretend her raison d'être, which is to blame people for social media attacks because of what other people have posted.
She blamed NBC News for the social attacks that people made fun of her for crying on NBC News.
She blamed NBC News for showing that.
She's really amazing.
While she was in the middle of sputtering that out, she showed that says anal sack.
And now she's pretending that this isn't a big thing with her.
And so Libs of TikTok is trying to hold her accountable to the same thing.
Hey, you've written all kinds of, you doxed me.
She doxed her.
That's why she's a, she didn't want to be a public person.
Now she is because Taylor Lorenz doxed her.
And as private, not the powerful, a private citizen who wanted to remain private.
Someone very similar to her in terms of their speaking.
Yes.
Is that the irony?
When I said that, I think we have a lot of it.
And so Libs of TikTok is like, are you going to take responsibility for all the grief I've taken for you doxing me?
And of course she's not going to.
Well, you know what's frustrating?
Like, we tell the Lorenz stinks.
Libs of TikTok, there's like three places you really could have cut, because Kayla says, like, do you think someone's responsible for a thing?
And you don't have to be coy and answer, well, do you think it's?
And you go, no, I'm not.
I don't support any of that.
What sane person would?
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
That's not a thing.
And then she goes, but it is a thing.
We're like, well, you did it to me, so you better hope it's not.
Like, that's basically, I guess what I'm saying.
Yeah, she blew it, is what you're saying.
She couldn't.
She couldn't.
There needs to be a man here to just like explain.
You know, I don't want to say mansplain, but from a masculine perspective, how to get to the goddamn point.
Yes.
Okay.
I think it's kind of interesting, I guess, in the conservative movement, there's this ideology around sort of white nationalism, which is obviously kind of a hardline ideology that's generally been pretty critical of Jewish communities.
And I'm wondering, as a Jewish community.
Which is totally different to Jewish nationalism in Israel.
Okay, back up.
She is the least clever human.
She's like, like, you see her lame ass trying to like gotcha, like, you know, Jewish and white nationalism.
Oh, I've never heard of that.
What is that, Taylor?
Explain it to me with your face, Yamaka.
Woman, how do you feel about sort of aligning yourself with those people on accounts?
You know, you see this sort of rhetoric in your replies.
And I only bring it up.
I'm not saying that you necessarily endorse that rhetoric.
I would imagine that you don't.
But how do you kind of think about those nuances when you're thinking about kind of the audience that you're building?
Here's a blowjob.
Some of your audience says we should chop off kids' body parts.
How do you think?
What do you think about that?
It's like Taylor does not expect.
You know what's funny is.
I'm trying to think of ways that Taylor Lorenz could look worse in this interview.
The only way maybe if she's eating a human limb while doing this interview, you know, don't worry.
He was humanely sourced.
Well, the mask.
The establishment only uses suicidal people.
I think the mask is not anything with COVID or any autoimmune disorder.
I think it's people call her old and she has nice eyes.
She's trying to, you know, and so what happens, it creates a weird effect of like a Jew versus Arab almost.
I scovered like that.
This is her fighting against aging.
Right.
Her true fight is against aging.
It's really awesome.
That's her real fight.
All right.
That's an, we've spent enough time on this.
Like a series, though.
But I would, I don't, I think, I think it should be a series or a road movie where they take a trip.
Reality show.
Yeah.
What was that one with what's her name?
Paris Silton, the other one?
Oh, right.
Yeah, Nikki Richie or whatever her name.
What was her name?
They would go on a tour and like, well, I can't find him today.
Do you think she says he's hacks?
I don't know.
Do you think if somebody's watching?
I didn't watch one second of it, so I can't even tell you.
I didn't either, but I could see like updated from modern audiences.
Yeah.
This would be it.
I bet you this would be a hit.
They're at the farm.
she's like are you familiar with white nationalism laughing laughing I'm going to go.
But I see, I can't.
Just for the record, I find Libs of TikTok Twitter feed much more entertaining and informative than anything Taylor Lorenz has ever written in her life.
She's just putting up videos that other people recorded themselves.
If it was her just talking, I'd probably hate it.
I'd probably hate it.
Because she's doing honest.
Whatever her feelings are watching them talk, she's just putting up a thing that happened.
Yeah.
I don't even read the crap she feels about it before the post.
Does she even write things?
I don't know.
I guess.
I don't even know.
But the point is, I'm definitely on her side in a Taylor Renz fight.
And I'm going to say she won by wearing that shirt.
If you show up to a cat fight wearing a mask, you lost.
I'm looking up.
Taylor Renz brought a dog to a catfight.
I asked Mass Taylor Lorenz how old she is, and she refused to say.
She claims it will harm her family if people know her age.
Wait a minute.
Are you kidding?
No.
Okay.
How long are you?
God, good question.
I don't put it out on the internet.
Oh, on purpose.
Yeah.
Why?
Because people have done a lot of crazy shit to my family.
And I don't put out my age.
Involving time travel?
I don't want.
I mean, I've said many times I'm 29.
Yeah.
I guess I don't want to put my birthday out there because I don't want my age.
Yeah.
I don't put it out there.
Why?
How does it affect your family?
Well, it's my birthday.
I don't want my birthday out there.
My birthday is not out there either.
It's not.
Yeah.
I guess mine is, and I don't want it.
But it's not a, I mean, you can find, it's not hard to find my age of people.
So it's not like a secret or anything.
But there is such an obsession with it.
And I do think it belongs to me.
I think it's because you're so like secretive about it.
I know.
I think probably that's.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I like a little bit of lore.
Yeah, no, we noticed.
But you're probably right.
How will it tell you?
This is the cattiest thing I've ever seen.
I can't believe.
I can't believe this conversation took place.
Look at this subtle, delicate dance.
Yes.
How do they?
Do you think it's cool?
People kill people because they saw a thing that made them mad to people because you put it up.
Do you feel like how do you feel about that?
So here's her name, Libs of TikTok's name is Shaya Raitchik.
Did you know that?
Yeah, but I kept forgetting.
She says, to summarize my interview with Taylor Lorenz, she's not at all concerned about our open border and millions of people invading our country.
She's pro-mutilation and castration of minors.
She wants porn in schools.
She wants the media to be allowed to defame me with impunity.
She wants me to be responsible for all reactions, comments, and actions that happen after I post a TikTok, but doesn't want to take responsibility for what happens after her reporting on me.
I mean, it is pretty clear.
She's a lizard person.
Libs TikTok.
Bam.
She's scared of people knowing her age.
She's still wearing a mask outdoors in 2024.
I got to give that.
And, you know, Libs of TikTok, who says her age openly, 29, at least 10 years younger than Taylor Lorenz.
And, you know, watch that exchange.
Libs of TikTok has more right to talk like because she's 29.
She couldn't or purposely avoid.
This is from someone else.
Taylor Lorenz couldn't or purposely avoided defining and define anything like the media's responsibility or the difference between a violent bomb threat and a death threat.
She believes the media is a special class who need to only take care something she never did in doxing you.
She loves her logical fallacies a lot.
She doesn't think no means no.
Why'd she keep prying about finances?
I guess I have to watch the whole video.
I just watched.
There's more to that.
Oh, I'm going to hunt down.
You know, she says she supports free speech, but disables comments on her posts.
She does do that.
What kind of a journalist disables comments on their posts?
Okay.
Taylor Renz, by the way, all the issues she's talking about, she doesn't care about it.
She cares about one issue, which is, you know, like the stupid people and like listen to experts.
And I know I'm that because my uncle owns the history of the internet online.
That's right.
And my sister is important.
Her uncle owns the way back.
I can't even tell you how old I am.
I don't have to kill you because my family could die.
I don't like to say because if people found out, my family could be hurt.
Here's a blowjob.
I'm curious about you.
Let's talk about your media.
We got to stop.
This is a butthole.
This is the, I really, somebody I hope, I hope, is going to make this show.
I know Taylor is crazy.
I won't do it, but the two of them send him on trips, road trips.
We should do, we should do a parody.
It's hard to parody.
You should just cut this up and make a fake opening with like a cutesy cartoon and then show them butthole.
It's a butthole.
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So you remember the story we did about the New York Times?
They did a front-page story, and the headline we gave it was: New York Times lied about October 7th rape story because they lied about it.
And they said, we don't need evidence.
I mean, you got to give them to them on that, at least, right?
I think it's been borne out repeatedly.
So here's the story.
Here's the story.
Screams Without Words, sexual violence on October 7th.
Screams Without Words, Sexual Violence without any actual victims.
Really?
So what happened was that the person they said was raped, their family came back and said, no, they weren't.
No, she wasn't.
Yeah, it wasn't Hamas debunking it.
The family was just throwing her daughter.
By the way, the paper of record lied about an October 7th rape story.
Well, if you can't even believe the paper that has lied us into every major war in the last 100 years, then I'm just like, you know, wait, they got this one wrong.
Wow.
This is an important story.
Of course, they got it wrong.
So now the people, so the story here is the people who wrote this story, a front-page story at New York Times.
This is like their first foray into journalism.
They got to write it on the front page of the New York Times.
So that's the scandal here.
So here, I'll show you.
It says the Screams Without Words New York Times article co-authored by Anat Schwartz about mass rape has been systematically debunked by many.
How did Anat, who had no journalism experience, and her 24-year-old co-author, Adam Sella, her nephew by marriage, come to lead a front-page investigation?
That's the question here.
What do you think, Kurt?
You think I don't know.
I think maybe she used the Schwartz.
Focus your feelings.
Let the Schwartz flow through you.
So SJK caught this.
She said, excellent question.
How did Anat, who had no journalism experience and her 24-year-old co-author Adam Stella, her nephew by marriage, come to lead a front-page investigation?
I will try to answer.
Her first article in the New York Times was on November 14th, 2023.
Are you saying she's not even a reporter?
So Mundo Weiss did a story on this.
And here's what they say.
The latest questions are centered around Anat Swartz, an Israeli who co-authored several of the paper's most widely circulated reports, including the now well-known and scrutinized December 28th article headline, Screams Without Words, how Hamas weaponized sexual violence on October 7th.
So.
Boy, this really leaves me with that feeling of having just bought a DVD player on 42nd Street from a guy that said Sony Guts.
Yes.
So first, she has apparently never been a reporter, but is actually a filmmaker who the Times suddenly hired in October, right after October 7th.
A filmmaker in Israel.
Yes.
So that's like a gangster rapper in Sri Lanka.
Who gives a shit?
You would expect the paper to look for someone with actual journalistic experience, especially for a story as sensitive as this one written during the fog of war.
Surely the paper had enough of its own correspondents on staff who could have been assigned to it.
Yeah, but none of them.
And take your nephew and go and make an article for the paper.
Bring your cousin.
Let him help.
She doesn't need to be a reporter.
She was a filmmaker, Kurt.
When that doesn't work out, I'm sure Disney will hire her to direct another $300 million film for them.
Just do it.
Do your films and make a rape story for the paper and bring your nephew to help.
Next, this is unbelievable.
This is a front page of the New York Times.
Could they be more discredited?
Next, the researchers found that Swartz had not hidden her strong feelings online.
There are screenshots of her liking certain posts that repeated that the 40 beheaded baby hoax story and that endorsed another hysterical post that urged the Israeli army to turn Gaza into a slaughterhouse as if it isn't.
As if it isn't.
I'm just glad Barry Wise already resigned from the New York Times and didn't have to be an ethical dilemma, which I'm sure she would have said, I have to step down after this story that sounds like a chain letter.
So she liked stories that said turn Gaza into a slaughterhouse and called Palestinians human animals.
That's nice.
Well, that's nice.
That's nice.
Just this morning, more evidence emerged online.
Swartz apparently also serves in the Israeli military intelligence.
She's doing very well.
She's in the intelligence and she's writing the rape stories for the paper with her nephew.
She was born in Hafa and grew up in Ramal al-Afel.
I don't know what that is.
She graduated from Thelma Yellen High School of the Arts, majoring in lying in theater and served in the IDF in Air Force Intelligence.
She does a lot of secret stuff she's not supposed to talk about.
Wow.
And I said, take Joey with you and do the thing with him.
She definitely put the sad in Mossad.
Let's pause here.
This is what Bondois says.
Let's pause here.
Okay.
Pausing.
Here's a picture of a blowjack.
Here's a picture of what would happen if the Times suddenly hired a Palestinian filmmaker with no journalistic background who had recently published liked posts, publicly liked posts that called for pushing Israel Jews into the sea to co-write several of its most sensitive and contested reports.
Well, I don't think anything about this.
Michael Rappaport believes they do that probably.
If anything, they're against Israel.
I don't feel.
Well, Kurt, the good news is we don't have to speculate.
The Times fired Palestinian photojournalist Hossam Salam in 2022 after one of the pro-Israel media watchdog groups protested about his social media posts.
After Anat Swartz's online history became public, she locked down her accounts and then deleted much of the incriminating content.
That'll work.
I think that'll work, right?
The old Taylor Lorenz.
The old Taylor.
Come on.
Come on.
It really is crazy when I think about the amount of, like, I definitely felt and felt no guilt or like I'm bad for feeling it of, you know, these Muslims are like kind of primitive.
They do kind of crazy shit like that.
And then all of a sudden you notice, oh, I know some real similar stuff coming from my pals that I'm against these other people with.
Real similar.
Real similar.
Sometimes much worse.
Here's what Mondo Weiss says.
The New York Times imposes strict rules on its reporters to maintain the appearance of objectivity.
The key word there, the appearance, not actual objectivity, but the appearance.
Do they word it that way?
That's how they worded it.
Does he mean the New York Times word it?
They call it their style book, I bet.
Reporters are not supposed to attend demonstrations of any kind, wear campaign buttons, or post opinions on social media.
By hiring Anat Swartz, the paper clearly violated its own guidelines and it should publicly explain and apologize.
Wow.
Well, let me guess.
A family member owns something at the New York Times, and it's seeing as her and her nephew teamed up for this one.
I'm guessing there's some more family members involved.
So SJK does it.
She goes, in 2017, Anat directed a documentary that was originally titled Dream Israel, but later changed to La Promise.
La Prabé.
La Prabhu.
Hey, you know, when I was 19 years old on a St. Patrick's Day, I got hammered and directed traffic.
Can I now write an article on the front page of the New York Times?
Well, that depends.
What's your last name?
I'm as qualified as Annette Schwartz is.
But are you qualified?
She apparently joined Vault AI in 2020, which just seems like a data mill.
It's a clickbait place.
Okay.
Wait, Vault AI has the technology to uncover Hollywood secret sauce.
Is this about Epstein?
Of course, she's joined an artificial intelligence.
Her intelligence is artificial.
After Vault A, she did a short film in 2022, Soviet Life Zoya Cheriskowski.
Okay, so that's due.
And then now, let's get to her co-author, who also didn't write before October 2020.
These people were not writers.
They didn't write.
They're not journalists before.
And then all of a sudden, the October 7th Hamas attack happens, and New York Times puts them on the front page.
Okay, well, it's not the weirdest thing in the world.
I remember one day, all of a sudden, Hannah Gatsby was considered the greatest living comedian for two years straight.
And everybody was like, what are you crazy?
This is the future of comedy.
So, I mean, it happens.
I don't know who that is.
Adam Smith.
Come on.
I barely know who.
I think I saw five seconds of, what's her name?
You don't know the comedy of an autistic lesbian who looks like Andy Kindler, who was the biggest thing in the world for two years.
I miss a lot of stuff, man.
And that's definitely one of the things I missed.
I did see a thing she did about the, she was supposed to be curating something at a museum, and she came out.
It's unwatchable.
It's like, I don't know if you thought the, you know, the SNL character, It's Pat, was like that good, but it's not as good as that thing that was like kind of.
So back to this.
So this guy didn't, he didn't write before October either.
It's her nephew.
And this is a post from her husband.
You want to read this?
Watch this.
Two months of literally around-the-clock work ended yesterday when this devastating story was.
First of all, it's not literally.
You didn't literally work around the clock.
Wait, he misspelled.
You're right.
And by the way, you misspelled Aunt Schwartz as Anat.
Was published.
Schwartz made a thing.
You know, Anat Schwartz as a filmmaker, but a few days after October 7th, her life took a turn and she started drilling down into some of the most horrific angles of the Hamas attack.
All of them false.
I was skeptical initially.
But they fell for it.
But she is my wife.
No, it's his aunt.
Is that who that is?
No, no, it says this is a post from her husband.
Oh, I thought her nephew wrote.
Dan Sella.
This is no, her husband wrote this.
And that and her fellow reporters, the Pulitzer Prize winner Jeffrey Gettelman, wait till you get a load of this guy.
Let you know that anybody could win a Pulitzer Prize.
And all those awards are all corrupt.
Okay.
Including the Nobel Peace Prize.
Maybe the most corrupt, but anyway.
The Nobel Peace Prize is worse than every single, it's worse than the Golden Globes.
Yeah, interviewed over 150 people for this investigation, and the things they saw and heard are unbearable.
And not true.
The story is not for everyone.
Parts of it will haunt you at night because it's made up, but it's extremely important.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Was this a private DM to his nephew?
Does that one make sense?
It doesn't look like that.
I don't know her as a filmmaker.
I knew her as a reporter when she made that great article, drilling down on the horror.
Now, Jeffrey Gettleman.
So it was written by three people.
You know why I like him?
He's a real gettleman.
Now, Jeffrey Gettleman spent years in Africa, and he was interviewed in 2018 by the Times of Israel.
He spews run-of-the-mill anti-Islamic bigotry.
AKA anti-Semitism.
Same exact people.
It's not really about people.
It's a language family, Semitic languages.
In Memoir of Love of Africa, a New York Times reporter shakes off the frat boy to become a band.
That's the headline.
That's the time that comes in every, I don't care if you're Chenk's nephew or you're a little Joshi growing up.
And his quality of Reporting is actually much worse than these articles than the articles mentioned.
Here it's Max Blumenthal saying, Jeffrey Gettelman, author of the New York Times bogus Hamas rape stories, previously ran fake quotes by late Zimbabwean president Mugabe, which he lifted from a satirical magazine.
Gettelman then blamed an anonymous local journalist for his own error, prompting a police manhunt.
He's a real gentleman.
Wow.
Wow, great job.
Okay.
So he's even admitted it.
Guilty as charged.
The Mugabe quote was a fake.
I deeply regret the way we presented it.
And I will, I like how he says we.
And I will update soon with a link to the amended story.
So it's okay to just.
And don't worry.
My next story is about rapes will be way better.
Yeah.
And it's going to be on the front page.
So see the price he had to pay for that?
No price.
Well, it happens to have no price to be paid for that.
Mistakes happen.
You learned and you moved on.
Back to Anat Swartz.
She liked the post that said Gaza should be turned into a slaughterhouse well before she wrote her first article for the New York Times.
Okay, what'd she say?
Uh...
Thank you.
There it is.
Turn the strip into a slaughterhouse.
If a hair falls from their head, execute security prisoners.
Violate any norm on the way to victory for them to see and be seen.
Stephen Norman Gettelman?
Even that.
Wait, to go back, you see what's set up there?
No.
And after I talked about unity, one principle that needs to be abandoned today: proportionality.
Yes.
You need a disproportionate response.
Well, I guess that worked out.
May Israel see that what she's hiding in the basement, if all the captives are not returned immediately, turn the strip into a slaughterhouse.
Well, and print any lies you have to by any means in the paper and bring your nephew.
And now she approached people for interviews because it was important for Israel advocacy.
Yes, she probably has a hard-hitting interview with Michael Rappaport.
How could it be?
How could it be true they faked that when I had a great home cooked meal last night?
So on top of it, Gettleman says it's not his job to present evidence.
He's very honest.
My job is to tell the people the thing, so you do the thing.
It's not his job.
His job is to do propaganda.
Can we play it?
Yeah.
I don't want to give you use the word evidence because evidence is almost like a legal term that suggests evidence is almost like a legal term.
That's what he said.
You mean like you're almost like a journalist?
But like not.
He literally, in some ways, the exact opposite of that.
I don't want to give you use the word evidence because evidence is almost like a legal term that suggests you're trying to.
It's not like a legal term, Kurt.
It's almost like a legal term, he says.
Well, okay, it doesn't have to be.
It could just mean like you're not lying.
Okay, I know.
I don't want to give you use the word evidence because evidence is almost like a legal term that suggests you're trying to prove an allegation or prove a case of courts.
That's not my role.
We all have our roles, and my role is to document, is to present information, is to give people a voice.
Wait, what?
Okay, so your job is to present false information.
Yeah.
Because they're a document.
You mean the compiling of evidence with a camera and present people's voice.
You mean that's crazy.
That's crazy.
And he said it with a straight face, and nobody laughed.
Maybe this answers the Anat Schwartz question, ironically.
An article from the New York Times: Israel's government is trying to turn the film industry into a propaganda arm.
Oh, like ours?
So there you go.
Oh, they've come so far.
They're going to compete with Hollywood, right?
So there it is.
Maybe she could do a movie called 50 Shades of Oi!
That's racist.
That's racist.
I mean, coming back.
Breaking.
The New York Times is reportedly going to fire her, Anat Swartz, one of the lead reporters on not just their main mass rape atrocity propaganda hoax, but also sole author of several other New York Times pieces regurgitating it in a desperate attempt to salvage their reputation.
What?
Oh, she did like Dick Cheney would plan a story and bring it up, but she did that as the writer of a fake story.
So she, no, she kept, I guess she wrote follow-ups to that story.
Anat Swartz as a person is totally irrelevant, but the New York Times wants to make it about her and specifically about her breaking their social media etiquette.
No, it's about what you allowed her to do by herself and together with Jeffrey Gettelman and Adam Sella.
That's the issue.
You can't fire her and let her reporting stand.
The widely debunked depraved atrocity propaganda hoax written by a genocidal racist maniac.
Retract those pieces immediately.
Fire Jeffrey Gettelman and Adam Sella, who worked with her to fabricate it.
That's the bare minimum.
So just to sum up, Anat Swartz was exposed to be a genocidal racist maniac who explicitly expressed she wanted to fabricate propaganda about Hamas being ISIS for Western audiences.
And her nephew, Adam Sella, at the New York Times, worked with her to do exactly that.
So that's your reliable news sources that YouTube pushes out when it's close to when a breaking news happens.
So when you come in and you type in a news story, YouTube will push you to those reliable sources.
New York Times.
Yeah.
That's what it's my job to have evidence.
People will say it's not my job to have evidence.
I'm just here to tell stories.
And boy, does it.
It's unbelievable.
It's a family business.
And people call us grifters.
What is the New York Times?
I don't even own Grifter.
I thought Grifter meant you don't believe the thing you're saying.
That's what I always thought.
And so you're saying it just to say it.
Because you're...
Like a gay person who joins the right wing.
Oh, he's just doing that because they- And a lot of times they're doing it because that's the only way they can come.
LAUGHTER Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so I just wanted to give you an update.
It was much longer than I wanted to spend on this.
I can't think of any, I mean, I'm like this as well.
But if there's one thing someone would fault you for, is you've never been a grifter, who will blurt out exactly what you think, even though it won't mean you know friends.
So I was flying back from Seattle, and before takeoff, I had to go to the bathroom.
And so I go to the bathroom.
I'm in the lavatory.
I lock the door, and I'm on the commode doing my business.
The next thing I hear is the door unlock.
I didn't know you could unlock a lavatory from the outside, but you can in a plane.
The door unlocks.
I don't know.
I'm panicked, but to say the least.
I'm like, huh, what?
The door flies open, exposing me to the cabin, and it's a flight attendant.
I go, hey, what are you doing?
She goes, oh, sorry.
She didn't even say sorry.
I'm making that part up.
She just closed the door.
How did she unlock it?
They have a, there's a way that the flight attendants can do it.
Yeah, I didn't know there was either, Kurt.
There is.
If you have to do that, wouldn't you assume someone's in there?
Why would it be locked for an hour?
So that's what I don't get.
So if the laboratory's locked, why wouldn't you knock for if you so I get it?
So I get out of there and I go find the flight attendant and I go, hey, the door was locked, right?
And she said, yeah, but we had to make sure that nobody's in there before we take off.
I go, but the door was locked.
So you knew somebody was in there, right?
And she says, yeah, but we had to, we have to get, make sure that it's empty.
Oh, God.
So she wouldn't even say, I'm sorry.
Why wouldn't you freaking.
So what I said to her, I go, I go, well, I guess that's an apology.
And the lady sitting right there starts laughing because she knew what that woman did.
She saw.
Yeah.
And not, you know, that not, you know, if they ask you to move a seat, they'll get you a free drink.
They'll do this for you.
Dude, I'm just saying on you while you're taking a key unlocking.
Alaska Airlines.
Oh, yeah.
This is Alaska Airlines.
At least the door stayed on, right?
So then I so then I complain on the app and they and I go, hey, I got a big problem.
And they go, yeah, well, here's a link.
Go to the website.
Was one of the multiple choice problems you might have that they had to put bathroom on you taking a shit on the.
I'm like, what?
So here's a link to the website.
So I go and I launch a problem there.
I don't hear anything from them.
So finally I go on Twitter.
That's why I launch all my problems with them.
So I go to Twitter and I say what happened on Twitter.
And immediately somebody goes, hey, DM us about this.
Okay.
So I DM them.
You know what their solution was?
They didn't say, hey, how could we make this right for you?
They didn't say that.
They just go, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to give you a discount on your next flight.
And I said, hey, that's not what I asked for.
Shouldn't you be asking me what I want like to what would make it right for me?
I was traumatized.
I was humiliated.
I mean, that was, that's, imagine if it was, imagine if it was a woman.
A male attendant.
And a male attendant just opened the door on her.
She's naked.
And so I said, this is not anywhere near makes up for what happened.
This doesn't make, why don't you ask me?
So then someone else gets involved, right?
Like a boss.
And the boss says, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm going to kick this up to, well, I'll tell you what they said.
Let me go to my, go ahead.
You want to say something about it, Kurt?
I'm just, I'm like, I'm remembering how much I've gone off online.
And I got so mad at United.
I told you I was saying real funny shit, like about how United 93 into the towers was literally one of their best flights they've ever pulled off.
That's how bad their service is.
Shit like that.
And they put me on a no-fly just for United list.
And I had to talk on a red really.
The guy, older guy, he didn't even understand why I was on it.
And he goes, all right.
He goes, hold on.
He had a call from a red phone on the desk.
He goes, yeah, I got this guy in the no-fly.
He goes, oh.
And to tell him something, he has.
Do you just want to tell him?
He has me on the red phone because I was trashing United so much.
You know, they put me on a no-fly lit and this flight I'm already supposed to get on, paid for by the studio.
They want me to commit that if they let me on the flight, I won't trash them when I get off the flight.
I go, yeah, I definitely won't now.
Did they let you on?
Yeah, I didn't try to.
So this is what they, so they offered me a $200 discount on my next flight for that.
I said, unfortunately, the compensation you're offering is lacking and insulting.
I would have thought you would have asked me what I would like as a compensation for the injury I received.
Offering me $200 is a slap in the face.
If you'd like to actually ask me what I think is fair compensation for the trauma and humiliation inflicted on me, I'm open to continuing this conversation.
But if not, I will have no choice but to consult my lawyer and to share this humiliating experience with my viewers on YouTube and Rumble.
So Jimmy, I'm so sorry to hear that you suffered because of your experience.
I would like to escalate your case to make sure your concerns are fully addressed.
A case has been created for you.
Here is the case number.
Our team will reach out to you via email.
If that is okay with you, can you please share your email?
I shared it with them.
Thank you.
I will get this sent over to our team for that reply.
Our team will respond as soon as possible.
They still have not responded.
This was, what day was this?
Let me see what day this was.
This was February 19th.
Yeah, They're figuring out if you have a case against them and stalling for escalate your case.
You mean with a lawyer, moron?
So they said, if you have any questions, please feel free to DM us.
We are happy to assist.
Thanks so much.
And I said, hi, I have not heard from anyone.
This was just last Thursday.
So today's Monday.
Do they know you have a show?
I go, hi.
I don't know.
I go, hi, I haven't heard from anyone.
And they came back.
Hi, Jimmy.
The situation has been escalated to the customer advocacy team.
It may take extra time for them to reach out to you.
I am sure you would agree this is a sensitive situation.
They will reach out to you via email as soon as they can.
Well, they still haven't.
Dude, make a big deal.
So they still haven't.
You should.
So some people have told me now if I be a social media that, yes, flight attendants have a way to do this.
And this has happened before.
And I'm like, not only the flight attendant even apologized to me.
Lawsuit.
Yeah, that's because it happens all the time.
Lawsuit.
Didn't even apologize.
Why would you, you see the doors locked and you don't knock first?
You just open it up.
Why are you opening it?
Wouldn't you knock first?
Go, hey, someone's in here.
I mean, if you're this unqualified, why aren't you flying the plane, man?
So let me check, see if they got back to me today.
Let me check.
Let me check.
No, Alaska Airlines has not gotten back.
Let me do a search for Alaska Airlines.
Nope.
Nope.
You know what?
Customer care.
Let's put customer care.
No, that was 219.
Here it is.
Thanks for sharing your concerns regarding your recent travel.
It's our goal to make sure to make it up to you.
We've included a discount code.
That's when they gave me the discount code.
That's the last I heard from them.
Yeah, so it's like the help out.
They're going to give me a discount code.
It's not a real airline.
And if they had just listened to what you wanted, just ask me what I want.
All you wanted to do was unlock the door on her and watch her shit.
Is that so much?
No, it wouldn't cost anything.
Just a little bit of a courtesy.
Rest of promise.
Ask me how you could make it right for me.
Ask me what I would like to make it right.
Now I got to tell all my fans on YouTube and Rumble.
And by the way, Alaska Airlines so bad that they're able to make SNL funny.
Watch this.
You know how SNL hasn't been funny since, I don't know, John Belushi, but they finally figured out how to make it funny.
Watch this.
As you may have heard, an Alaska Airlines flight had to make an emergency landing after a cabin door broke off.
Here at Alaska, safety is our number one concern.
But you gotta admit, look pretty cool.
Plane flying around, no door.
You know, everyone's screaming, cell phones whipping out into the sky.
It was awesome.
That's why our new slogan is Alaska Airlines.
You didn't die and you got a cool story.
You can watch movies, but on Alaska, you're in the movie.
And if you think Alaska, the state is cold, just wait till our plane's roof rips off.
Since the incident, we're starting to make some changes.
You know those bolts that like hold the plane together?
We're going to go ahead and tighten some of those.
We also made a few small updates to our in-flight safety brochure.
And for extra precaution, we'll now be taking off with the inflatable slide already deployed.
When people ask me where the emergency exits are, I'm like, there, there, and in 10 minutes, probably there.
Hawaiian Airlines always gives out lays when you land.
Well, we've got our own version.
I mean, Cleveland?
Close.
The Pacific Ocean.
And to make everyone feel safer, we've hired Sully out of retirement.
I don't know if I can do it again.
He's a lot older now.
I was on that flight.
At the time, I was terrified.
But now I'm the coolest person at the office.
Everyone stopping by my cubicle all want to know about that little boy whose shirt got sucked out the plane.
Some airlines give you a little wing pin when you get off the plane, but Alaska gives you a commemorative photo of your flight.
$50 to fly Alaska.
Fly Alaska.
We're the same airline where a pilot tried to turn off the engine mid-flight while on mushrooms.
Now we're so proud to say that's our second worst flight.
Still better than spirit.
Oh, you know, that was the same.
The guy tried to turn off the you were asking for a bit much and you maybe should have went to a better airline.
So this has gone on for quite a while and they're not getting back to me.
You got bigger problems than this?
I guess so.
I guess they do.
All I wanted for you to screw on the bolts tighter.
All I wanted to do is ask me, Jimmy, how can we make this right for you?
That's all I needed.
Someone from Alaska to say.
How can we make this right for you?
We need this door to patch up the hole in the side of the plane.
Sorry to be interrupting you while you're on the toilet, but we need this door.
Guys, how about a real pull officer here?
Jimmy Doer donating his privacy to take the planes regularly.
That's crazy that that happened to me.
I can't.
Can you imagine if that happened to your mother or if it happened to your daughter and it was a male flight attendant and it happened to your daughter?
Imagine, well, I guess it's okay because it happened to a dude, I guess, because I'm a guy and it's okay, I guess.
She didn't even apologize.
Didn't come over and offer me a free drink.
Didn't say, hey, how can I do nothing?
In fact, that flight attendant avoided me.
She wouldn't even come by me.
Now, the last time you flew commercial was in 1955 and they had meals and suits.
Hey, Jimmy, do you remember that stuff?
I come back from the right.
I go, you're not going to believe what just happened.
Well, you know what?
Everybody thought it was wrong to weigh the stewardesses and make sure they stay in a certain thing and you let standards drop and this is what happens.
They need to be single, pretty, keep their weight, smile, all out the window.
And now look, you're shitting with the door open like an animal.
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I'm not freaking out.
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