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Dec. 8, 2023 - Jimmy Dore Show
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So you know this guy, Rabbi Shmooly?
Sure do.
So he's the guy that wrote Oprah's Rabbi.
That's Oprah's Rabbi.
I'm sure it might joke about Rabbi Shmooly.
No.
Used to hang out with Michael Jackson and Oprah.
It sounds like an old joke.
A rabbi Oprah and Michael Jackson are hanging out.
So I guess he did a debate with this guy named Muhammad Hajib.
Yeah.
And he kept bringing up Muhammad Hajib kept bringing up that his daughter sells sex toys for a living.
Were they arguing about Israel?
Yeah.
I feel like Muhammad Hajib also is not a serious man.
Is it me or does the name Muhammad Hajib and Rabbi Shmooli sound like bigoted slurs?
That's how I felt.
And so he thought, so he goes, in recognition of all that my friend, brother, and debating partner, Mohammed Hajib official did to promote my daughter's sex company in our Pierce Morgan debate.
We are offering a special promo code on kosher.sex for lubricants, vibrators, all the other sexual products that he repeatedly referenced in the debate.
He said and bizarrely.
And bizarrely.
Not as bizarre as you doing it.
It's more bizarre that you're doing this.
Simply use the discount code Mohajab at kosher.sex.
Use the discount code now to buy all your intimacy needs.
Thanks, Mohamed, for repeatedly plugging both the company and the products.
And we hope that they have been helpful and useful to you.
We're serious, and the promo code is real.
Hashtag MoGA.
People use them to plug my daughter Hannah.
And that's how we got the Holy Bible, ladies and gentlemen.
So here he is literally doing it.
Here it says his daughter who sells the sex toys.
And this is Rabbi Shmooley, Oprah's rabbi, who thought this would be a good idea.
And Zionist, by the way, Zionist crazy genocide defender.
And he thought this was a good idea.
Hi, everyone.
I'm being stuck all over the streets of London.
Here I am with my daughter Khan in front of Tower Bridge, checking some of the most beautiful bridge in the world.
Hannah doesn't.
No, not exactly.
But we are here to announce we're so grateful to our brother, Muhammad Hijab, for continually.
Thanks, Muhammad.
For continually promoting Hannah's kosher sex company based on the book that I wrote, and especially the lubricants that he spoke about.
Oh, sorry, the super slippery ones.
Super slippery ones.
Couldn't handle the facts, so it took off to my dad's kids.
So in honor and in recognition.
I didn't hear that point before.
Couldn't handle the facts.
You went after my dad's kids.
Mean, the one who sells sex toys.
Well, at least he didn't bomb you.
Like they're like he's advocating they bomb children in Gaza.
He didn't go after his kids like some people named Muhammad.
And in gratitude.
Yes.
For Muhammad continually giving your company international promotion.
What are we doing, Hannah?
We're having a discount.
A Muhammad Hijab discount.
There's a new Muhammad Hijab discount code.
You go to kosher.sex, right?
Kosher.sex.
At the checkout, you can put in Mohijab.
Mohijab.
M-O-H-I-J-A-B.
Okay.
So your sex can be both holy and hot.
What?
Listen, it's right.
It's even better the way Muhammad said it.
It could be unholy Shmole.
The unholy Shmole.
Sex is even better than the holy killing my bone.
Muhammad Hijab.
So so Muhammad, thank you for promoting Hannah's.
We really appreciate it.
I was there to debate Israel, but you took the opportunity to really give Hannah's company all Israel.
Appreciate you.
All made in Israel products, correct?
Yeah, thank God.
So Muhammad's gonna have your first kosher sex product made in Israel.
And some of the proceeds are gonna go to soldiers, God willing.
So, yeah, that's comfortable today.
You know, I'm pretty sure there was less creepy shit in Ashley Biden's diary.
This is real.
See that Muhammad wore in his debate the white and blue of the Israeli flag.
So he clearly, he was out to promote Israeli companies and promote Israel and promote kosher sex especially because he kept on speaking about it.
So again, you go to kosher.
This is for real, right?
You go to kosher.sex.
And if you're buying lubricant or he kept on speaking about vibrators, he kept on speaking about all these sexual products, which we use for intimacy with you, husbands and wives in order to make marriages more passionate.
If you want to buy any of these products that he kept on referencing in a debate about Israel, what do you do as you check out Hannah?
At the checkout code.
No, at the checkout, you put in the code.
There's a promo code that you can input.
And it is, and it is, and it's, and it's, it's Muhammad Hijab, Mohijab.
And thank you, Muhammad.
Muhammad hijab discount code, and you get 10% off, which is a deal of central.
Thank you, Muhammad Gubb.
I would rather be carpet bombed than hear them.
By the way, he didn't just do one video.
He did another video.
Oh, dear God.
And he did another video.
I like what Dan Cohen says.
This is incredibly creepy and unbecoming of a rabbi.
So it makes perfect sense for you.
You're an intellectual and moral fraud.
Shmooley enjoyed the ratio.
And he got ratioed hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's sex, but I don't know if it's kosher.
So those are the, oh, my God.
He's friends with Oprah.
That's Oprah's friend.
Is it a surprise he's creepy?
Close personal history of Michael Jackson and Oprah.
Close personal friend of Oprah and Michael Jackson.
No, I'm not surprised he's a creep at all.
Establishment, media sex.
August fighting, so good luck.
Bullshit we can't afford, he's fomenting this.
Watch and see as he's jacked off the medium speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head on.
It's the Chimmy Tor Show.
Music So they did it again on MSNBC.
Jen Saki.
Inside Jen Socky.
I like how they make width really small.
So you just read inside Jensaki to make people think like, hey, maybe you got a shot with her.
Better watch.
I used to work on a show that had a really gross name like that.
Like the name was like, oh.
I used to joke at the press about it.
People just like, oh.
So Jen Saki did it again, Kurt.
She's pretending that Donald Trump, she's trying to scare people by saying that Donald Trump is going to prosecute his political enemies.
The thing that the Biden administration and the Democrats are currently doing, and they're all currently killing, slowly torturing and trying to kill Julian Assange, the greatest, most decorated journalist of our generation.
Right now, she leaves all that.
This is new or the one.
No, it's a new one.
There's another one.
There's another one.
Is Trump really going to do that?
Now I'm getting hope.
Ms. McDonald Trump took to Truth Social, which she often does, with what may have sounded just like another one of those crazy, unhinged rants.
He was very specific this time.
He attacked this network in particular, MSNBC, attacked other networks and other members of the media often over the past couple of years.
He called for the U.S. government in this particular post to come down hard on MSNBC and promise that there is more to come.
He also talked about himself in the third person, always a red flag in my book.
And he included his middle initial in that too.
But once you get moved beyond that kind of weird detail of his post, Trump is promising to resort to an authoritarian tactic should he become president again.
You mean the authoritarian tactic the guy you used to work for has been employing against Julian Assange for the last 10 years?
You mean that authoritarian control on Trump?
And how about the authoritarian track that the guy you just worked for for the last three years is now using against Donald Trump.
You mean that authoritarian tactic?
This is, again, I cannot get over how dumb the people who watch this show have to be to swallow this bullshit.
Do you know how uninformed you have to be?
You're watching a news show.
These people watch news all day and they know nothing about what's actually happening.
Did a bunch of the viewers of MSNBC, did they make the mistake of saying they doubted the COVID vaccine and they have to make up for it by watching MSNBC De Niro had to?
Does the federal government have any role in the oversight of a cable news network?
No, they actually don't.
But that's not really the point here.
What's important here is that the point here is that I'm going to pretend that our political enemies are the exact opposite of what we're doing.
They're not.
We're actually the thing.
Every accusation she makes is a confession.
That's the important point here.
Every accusation they make against Donald Trump is a confession of what the Democrats, Joe Biden, and the corporate media hacks like her are currently doing.
And this is how little she thinks of her own audience that she can just bullshit them bald face like this.
Unbelievable.
I mean, this really does take balls.
Do you remember, Jimmy, a long time ago when Liz Winstead was the right?
She created that.
She created the daily show.
Okay.
And I don't know what any of her politics at this point are, but I remember seeing an interview with her that I think she said something real smart, which was she didn't like how Jon Stewart's daily show, they would have politicians on, like your Jen Sakis of the day, and they would like joke and whatever.
And she's like, no, don't let them, they don't get to be the guy.
Like, don't fraternize with the politicians on the show.
And she's dead right.
Because look at this despicable abomination of a show where a government official now has like, look at the let we're writing on the show, like a quasi-Comedy Central title.
Trump threatens to come down hard on MSNBC.
Inside with Jen Saki.
Look at that cutesy ass font.
This is repulsive.
Like this is like the most, and she goes, the government doesn't can't tell, doesn't tell basic cable news what to do.
Is that just reserved for me on Twitter?
And just the little people, of course, we need more of that.
You don't tell a giant corporate news.
The government could come down on anybody else, but just not a giant news corporation.
That's real.
That's what they meant the whole time about attacking journalists.
Yes.
Attacking a corporate-owned press.
Right.
They don't care about actual citizen journalists.
They don't care about journalists on Twitter or Facebook or here on YouTube.
They can attack the shit out of them, suppress them, censor them, and deplatform them all they want.
What they mean is you can't go after the puppet masters, the corporations.
And that's who she is.
She's a mouthpiece of a corporation.
She's a frenemy of the people.
She was a mouthpiece.
Exactly.
So let's keep going.
Threatening to use the power of the government against media, he believes, is being critical of him.
Now, believe me, I know from experience, from many, many days and hours at the briefing room, that the relationship between the U.S. government and the free press can be tense at times.
Now, this is the part where she tries to add credibility.
Like, hey, I get it.
We've got, wait, there's a real adversarial relationship between the government.
This one black guy wouldn't shut up at my president.
This one black guy wouldn't shut up.
I'd have him thrown out when I had my cake.
She had such an adversarial relationship with the press that they thanked her for her service when she was leaving the press secretary office.
Down her last days, I thank you for your service.
And they all gave her an applause.
That's the opposite.
They're supposed to hate your guts.
And they didn't.
Why?
Because the journalists in the press room, 99% of them, work for the same people that Jen Saki and Joe Biden work for.
The same handful of people.
She got a job with them after.
And then they gave her a job.
So she didn't have to change people who she worked for.
The same people who she worked for when she was at the White House working for Joe Biden as the billionaire class.
The same people who own this network, which is why she got a job.
She didn't get a job because she's a great journalist.
She got a job because she's a willing mouthpiece of the oligarchy.
And that's what this is.
And now, watch how into detail she goes.
She gives too so when you give too many details like this, that's how you know she's lying.
And she knows she's lying.
Watch this.
She gives way too many details.
Both of the presidents I worked for could have, they had their own moments of unleashing their media critiques when they didn't like a Story.
And when I think about the role of the free press and how essential it is for our democracy, I often think about my time as spokesperson for the State Department because I got into it a lot with a reporter named Matt Lee from the Associated Press.
He is still there.
He's long been the dean of the press corps and he has earned that right.
He probably knows more about foreign policy than a good percentage of the people working in the building.
Lee became so well known for grilling me and many other press secretaries during the outbreak of the war in Ukraine that he became kind of a bit of a folk hero in the Kremlin.
They portrayed him as someone who was holding the U.S. to account, who was standing up to power.
Are you kidding?
To be clear, he wasn't pushing Russian talking points, not at all.
The Russians just like that he, this American reporter, was tough and combative and was pushing back on me and others in the briefing room.
At one point, I asked Lee about this, and his response stuck with me.
He basically said, whether the policy is good or bad or smart or makes sense or not, which obviously he was going to push us on, the U.S. government has multiple briefings a day at the White House, the Pentagon, the State Department, and journalists can go and push and ask questions.
The Russians may applaud me as in him at these events, but they have none of that.
They don't have a free press there, a free functioning press in Russia.
I haven't thought of Lee's words when I was at the White House.
I don't know how this has anything to do with Russia, but FYI, we do not have that in the United States either.
We do not have a free-functioning press because right now, Joe Biden is trying to kill the greatest journalists of our generation.
He's slowly torturing him and setting an example for the rest of the press corps that if you do your job properly and you expose war crimes of the oligarchy and the U.S. military, you will be put in prison.
He's in Belmarsh right now for doing just that.
He exposed war crimes of the oligarchy and the U.S. military, and they've been persecuting him and torturing him for the last 10 years straight.
And that's what's actually being actually going on right now.
And then in a second, I'm going to show you that Obama did the exact same thing.
But let's let her keep going with her fantasy about how we have a free press in the United States and somehow Russia doesn't.
Because it was a reminder that even when things were combative, and they were at times, even when reporters kept pushing and questioning, as was their job.
That was democracy working.
They didn't have one goddamn question about the Ukraine war.
They didn't have one goddamn question about Libya.
They didn't have one goddamn question about Syria.
They didn't have one goddamn question about lockdowns, masks, vaccines, mandates, herd immunity, natural immunity, ivermectin, the source of the virus, who funded the virus.
They didn't have any questions about any of that shit.
What did they push back on you against?
The only person who pushed back on you was a black guy from Africa, and you had him kicked out of the press room.
This is all fantasy.
This is all fiction that we have somehow a functioning democracy in America, and B, your democracy was stolen from you decades and decades ago, which is why there's homeless people under every bridge in the richest country in the world.
And instead of sending $100 billion to our cities to fix that, we send $100 billion to the most corrupt country in Europe without any oversight whatsoever because this is not a democracy.
It's a money laundering organization called the U.S. government.
That's what's going on.
And that's why she has this job because she serves that money laundering organization.
That's why she's a mouthpiece.
She's your enemy.
She's trying to make you think Donald Trump is your enemy.
Donald Trump is the enemy of the oligarchy because he wouldn't do war in the way they wanted him to.
That's what this is all about, baby.
He wouldn't start wars.
He was president, only president of my lifetime who didn't start a war.
That maniac.
That maniac.
Why is she praising this, talking about this guy saying it doesn't mean you're a Russian agent if you ask questions that help Russia?
So what is he?
The first reporter in history not really stomped on for doing that or just anyone?
Jackson got banned off of YouTube for telling the truth about Ukraine.
That they're now telling.
That even Lindsey Graham won't lie about anymore.
That is what a free press is supposed to do.
Oh.
And it doesn't exist everywhere in the world.
In fact, it's diminishing in the world.
So Trump's true social post may have seemed unhinged and crazy and random and like you could ignore it.
It didn't seem any of that to me, by the way.
It's the most stable genius thing I've ever heard him say.
Yes.
Though a threat to the free press, a threat to democracy.
And that threat comes at a time when a record total of 530.
And you know where most of those journalists are being killed and imprisoned right now?
In Israel, in Gaza.
And she's not going to mention that.
You mean the one that you support?
You mean the slaughter of journalists in the world.
A lot of different other places in the world.
You mean the slaughter of journalists that you support?
You know, I'm on a kill list from the Ukraine government that you support.
I myself personally am on a kill list from the Ukraine government of your government and a war that you support.
So don't steer crocodile tears for journalists.
She doesn't give a shit about journalists, doesn't give a shit about journalism.
She's just using this as a way to try to beat Donald Trump and scare you.
Your free press doesn't exist in America.
Don't be a fucking sucker for these people.
They didn't try to take the guy's livelihood like they did Simon Atiba when he got a little bit too Simon Atiba.
He asked questions and they took away his way to fund his news organization.
Striped.
You have to pay a membership to Simon Atiba's website to get his news.
They took away Stripe, which is a money, what do you call it?
They facilitate you taking payments from people.
They took that.
You need Patreon, you need Stripe, you need PayPal.
You need one of these billionaire-owned things so you can actually do business.
You can have financial transactions.
Okay, here we go.
Three journalists are currently detained worldwide.
That's according to Reporters Without Borders.
A large number of them are being held by the sorts of authoritarian Regimes that Trump envisions creating here at home.
These are countries being led by his role models like Russian President Vladimir Putin, who Trump called very savvy and a genius for his actions in Ukraine.
Dumb, dumb.
Well, he is very savvy and a genius because he kicked your ass in Ukraine and his country and their economy is now stronger than ever.
Whereas Europe is now paying four times the rate for energy than they were before the war.
And the United States is in how many trillions, $35, $68, $75 trillion in debt.
And everybody's laughing at your demented president as he helps enable a genocide right in front of everyone's eyes.
So again, this is the worst slide of hand.
By the way, they're hair matches.
Let me guess.
Trump didn't praise him.
He said he was very smart or something.
Yes, I know.
Russia, an American journalist, Evan Gershkovich, has been detained for 249 days simply for doing his job.
What about Julian Assange?
She just won't mention Julian Assange.
And you know why?
Because it blows up her whole argument.
Because it reveals that she is the oppressor.
It reveals that the person she worked for, Joe Biden, is the fascist who is an enemy of journalism.
That's why she won't mention, and she won't mention Edward Snowden either.
Or Gonzalo Lira.
Or Ukraine.
That's right.
An American they're allowed to just imprison.
Trump has also repeatedly praised the leadership style of China's president, Xi Jinping.
Over 100 journalists are currently detained in China.
And over the last couple of years, several foreign journalists from major outlets have been expelled entirely from the country.
Putin and she are models for Trump.
We know that.
Leaders who just want to mention, you don't want to mention that in Ukraine, Zelensky literally outlawed his political opposition and closed down any news agency that was critical of his administration.
You can't mention that, right?
You can't mention that they also imprisoned American journalists in Ukraine.
You can't mention any of that.
So she won't mention Julian Assange.
She won't mention Edward Snowden.
She won't mention Godzira Laura.
She won't mention what they're supporting in Ukraine.
She won't mention any of it.
She won't mention the genocide that you're supporting.
And the people who watch this have to be the dumbest people in the world who are still interested in news.
Bill and silence journalists, leaders who do not tolerate free speech.
That's what Trump is threatening.
If you don't think he's eager to use those tactics, if you don't think he is dying to silence his critics in the media, think again.
Are they going to have what's their next story going to be how Elon Musk's not doing enough to tamp down on hate speech?
How many stories have they done about that?
Elon Musk isn't censoring enough.
Edwin Snowden says Julian Assange is a political prisoner.
And the sole reason he remains a political prisoner is because the White House remains afraid of his voice.
But what would Edward Snowden know about suppressing actual journalism?
He's probably tweeting from his ivory tower that he's not allowed to leave.
Hey, he left a mass dump of intel.
By the way, if he did that, I don't give a shit.
Me too.
Good.
Good.
And so do you want to know who can she'll never mention that Barack Obama used the Espionage Act to prosecute journalists more times than all the presidents before him combined.
She'll never tell you that.
This PolitiFact.
The Obama administration has used the Espionage Act to go after whistleblowers who leaked to journalists more than all previous administrations combined.
PolitiFac says 100% true.
More than Nixon?
More than Nixon.
More than all the presidents before him combined.
You know, by the way, when I heard the phrase Espionage Act, I thought they were talking about how Russia Gate was all an act.
But that's not.
That's not what they're talking about.
The Espionage Act.
It's called Russia Gate.
It's a big act.
The Aristocrats.
So she won't tell you.
That was in PolitiFact January 2nd, 2014.
So you know, Jensaki knows this.
She just omitted that.
Why?
Because Jensaki's actually the liar.
Jensaki's actually your enemy.
She's actually the enemy of the people.
Jensaki, President Biden, MSNBC, corporate news, they're actually your enemy.
They're the enemy of the people.
And I know you're not supposed to say that because that was said by some kind of right-wing dictators also.
Well, sorry, if it's true, it's true.
Jensaki, the corporate media, and Joe Biden are your enemy.
If you said it about any other, first of all, you're always right when you said the press, those press people's job is to be your enemy, and the media is supposed to be their enemy and taught them.
That's right.
And not get them a cake.
Like, that's her job.
And now she's in the media.
That's not like a grotesque conflict of interest.
You put the liar in the job of telling talking about the story.
Just to put a button on this, including Daniel Ellsberg, who released the Pentagon Papers, the government has used the Espionage Act 10 times to prosecute government workers who shared classified information with journalists.
That's if we go back to 1945, there's one more case.
So of those 11 cases, seven of them have taken place under Barack Obama.
Barack Obama used it seven times.
It's only before Trump, it was only used 11 times in the history of our country.
The espionage.
Including Cheney and Bush.
The torture people.
That's right.
And Barack Obama was putting taps on phones of journalists.
We found that out.
Here's what Ron Paul says.
Julian Assange, along with whistleblowers who reveal to us the evil that's being done in our name, are heroes.
They deserve our respect and admiration, not a prison cell.
Julian Assange, forget Russia.
The real threat to America comes from Israel and the Israel lobby.
Well, now he should never get out.
So who is the enemy of the people?
It's this place.
Just if Donald Trump took to truth.
It's that woman.
And of course, that's the kind of people they get to lie to you.
They get a red-headed white woman who looks innocent.
She wouldn't lie.
She doesn't look like a Criminal.
Welcome inside me.
Look, that's why they get nerds like Chris Hayes to lie to you because he doesn't look like a criminal.
He looks like a nerd.
Nerds would never lie to you.
That's why they get people like Rachel Maddow to lie to you because she's a homosexual.
Gay people are the greatest things you could ever be.
They're born with virtue because they have sex with the people who have their same gender.
That makes them way better than you morally.
They would never lie.
Out of the gate.
Rachel Maddow is the biggest fucking liar in the world.
Bigger liar than Trump.
Bigger liar than me.
Bigger liar than anybody.
What'd you say?
I don't even think she's a lesbian, frankly.
I bet she's not even a lesbian.
That's how much I'm believing.
I bet I can't.
There isn't enough swear words in my brain to use for Jen Saki in the garbage.
Imagine being a producer on that show.
Imagine someone going to work, knowing you're lying, knowing the real journalists that she helped prosecute Julian Assange, that she ran lies for the people who were trying to kill Julian Assange, Edward Snowden.
Who was Trump's guy, the fat one that they used to make fun of?
I can't remember his name.
I can't believe there was even any uproar that he was on dancing with the story, which is a thousand percent where she should be.
That's where she's not anywhere near the news that she's not as a person whose job it is to obfuscate the news.
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So get this.
Important.
Herets, that's the Israeli newspaper, definitively debunked the iconic horror stories from October 7th.
40 babies burned, 40 beheaded babies, babies burned in an oven, a pregnant woman's stomach open and her fetus removed, children bound together and burned, and pregnant hostage giving birth.
Herets says that only one baby was killed on October 7th.
And there's the headline.
By the way, here's the headline.
This is the original headline that got changed.
The original headline said, the Hamas, by the way, what did you expect me to believe that they would lie to us to justify a full ethnic cleansing?
That doesn't sound like the Israel I know.
The Israel I've been told I know.
The Hamas massacre led to the spread of horror stories, not all of which happened in reality.
The truce is hard enough.
The terrorists who infiltrated Israel committed crimes against humanity and brutally murdered masses, along with the harsh descriptions.
False testimonies were also heard in the distribution of which Zaka volunteer IDF officers, the president of the Salvation Union and Sarah Netanyahu participated.
They all participated in false testimonies.
They all participated.
Yes.
Any word on the massacre they did do?
Because so far I've only heard this made-up shit.
Yeah.
They said one baby was shot.
Okay.
And by the way, good luck telling that to the two bald British guys that gave Jackson Hinkle all that grief.
That's right.
They were both bald.
It's just that one of them wore a wig so obvious it could be seen from orbit.
If a guy's wearing a wig telling me, like, call me a liar, I'm not.
Nothing says you're full of shit more than wearing a rug, telling someone else they're a liar.
Out of the gate.
Now, a lot of people know this, that there was, they made up a lot of those horror stories, but a lot of people don't know that the word Hamas in Hebrew actually translates to American attack helicopter.
It does.
I'm going.
Well, if they said Hamas did it, it's probably an American attack helicopter.
Oh, I thought it meant carpet bombing.
You probably think carpet bombing's real.
It all goes through a lawyer.
And you know how honest lawyers are.
Oh, it goes through a lawyer and what?
He goes.
You know who else has a lawyer?
John Gotti.
Walk me through the process of they go through a lawyer, then they do it anyway.
And the lawyer for who?
So here's the headline that was updated.
The headline updated says, Hamas committed documented atrocities, but a few false stories feed the deniers.
This is called walking your steps back while covering your tracks in the sand.
That's what this is.
Hey, come on.
It helps Putin when we lie.
This is the internet.
This is the press's version of Homer Simpson backing into that hedgebush.
This is the equivalent of that.
Deniers of what now, though, because the things they were denying are the things you said didn't happen.
That's right.
Again, here at the Jimmy Door show, I remember I was here.
The guys from Dew Dissonance were on, the two Jewish gentlemen from Dew Dissonance.
And the guy said, hey, shooting a baby, that's still really bad.
You don't have to make it a beheading.
I'm still mad if you shot a baby.
Politicians, army officers, search and rescue volunteers, and social media activists have all provided testimonies about Hamas atrocities on October 7th.
By the way, really?
So why don't you just say bookies, pimps, and whores also provided testimony?
Because when you say politicians, army officers, and social media activists, that's what I hear in my head.
Yeah, right.
I'm hearing bookies, pimps, and criminals.
Social media?
Media activists, politicians.
People that weren't there, because that's what I read when I hear social media activities.
Yeah, people who weren't there.
So bookies, pimps, and contract killers all gave testimony.
Most of them are supported by extensive evidence, but a few have been proved untrue, providing ammunition to deniers of the historic massacre.
What are the extensive evidence ones?
I'm not saying they don't exist, but I'd like to know them.
So the point was supposed to be to provide ammunition to Israeli apologists To spread propaganda justifying Israel's mass killings of Palestinians.
That was supposed to be the point.
Well, it's a little late to do that after all your spokespeople I watched on a Western news outlet saying, yeah, it's going to be a lot of civilian deaths like Dresden.
It's a good thing.
It's a good thing.
You already said you're going to do this.
So without, honestly, I have no idea what's true from social media.
I have the words of your own government saying what you're going to do.
It didn't sound good.
Does it sound good?
They keep warning us about all the stuff they're going to do.
The war's hard.
Oh, I know they put a siege on 2 million people because of that attack.
Siege warfare, which is a war crime.
Putin never did anything like that.
Nope.
Okay.
According to a reporter for I-24 News, an Army commander told her that at least 40 babies' heads had been killed, some of them beheaded.
The channel said reports of the atrocities and the estimated numbers are based on testimonies by officers who removed bodies from Gaza border communities.
Okay.
So one reporter heard something from an army commander, and that's how this became facts.
And that's how we got the Bible.
By the way, what exactly is the ratio of human value here?
How many Palestinian babies will you have to behead to make up for one of your 2001?
I think it was pretty clear.
How many Palestinian lives equal one Zionist life?
10,000.
What's the exchange rate these days?
Is it on par with the Canadian dollar?
Canadians can have them for free once we kick them out of their country.
It's an unusual crypto.
It said these accounts were collected during the IDF spokesperson's unit's tour for foreign correspondence four days into the war.
The station added similar reports were repeated in testimonies by Zaka personnel.
Zaka is the ultra-Orthodox Jewish organization whose members retrieve bodies after terror attacks.
So imagine Jen Zaki without the integrity.
Yes.
Our correspondents brought in the voices from the field.
We interviewed the officers and reported from the scene.
Surrounded by atrocities from the vicious attack, we always act to ensure the accuracy of the details and add clarifications and corrections.
Okay.
The report above was later quoted on social media, often referenced as dozens of beheaded babies.
Though sometimes it was burnt babies or hanged babies.
There's Ben Shapiro posting a leg of lamb and saying it was a baby.
For example, the foreign ministry published an account by Colonel Golan Vock from the Home Front Command, who said that in one house, he found the bodies of eight burnt babies.
Later we realized they were Palestinian babies, so okay, that one is on us.
The Twitter account of the prime minister's office also referred to the murder of infants and showed very graphic pictures.
That means Benjamin Netanyahu's.
Oh, he's trustworthy.
Yeah.
Oh, of course I would believe him.
According to the tweet, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu showed the pictures to U.S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken.
Probably showed a picture of his dick, too.
Last week, Ishay Cohen, a journalist for the ultra-Orthodox website Kicker Hashababat, interviewed Lieutenant Colonel Yaron Buskilla of the Israel Defense Forces Gaza Division.
Buskilla talked about babies who had been hung on clotheslines.
Really?
His remarks were.
I can't get my underwear to stay on the clothesline, but somehow they got dead babies to stay on the clothesline.
His remarks were cited by a host of Twitter personalities around the world.
They hung babies from clotheslines, Kurt.
Who do you interview for that?
Chevy Chase and the three amigos?
We raped the horses and stamped the women and hung the babies on clotheslines.
Just before El Guapo figured out he wasn't a member of the bandit gang.
According to a tweet from the prime minister's office, we still want to show you the proof.
He showed the proof to Biden, but he didn't want to show it to anybody else.
Boy, this really puts Trump's truth socials in perspective, doesn't it?
Right?
So Cohen wrote that he was later informed that the story was inaccurate, and he deleted the post.
Why would an army officer invent such horrifying story?
I was wrong.
I don't know.
I'll give you three fucking guesses.
This is a reporter who said this?
Why would an army invent such a horrifying story?
We've been hearing about incubator babies being killed since the first Gulf War in 1991.
Remember that?
Maybe you're too young to remember that, but that's how they sold the first war against Kuwait or against Iraq in Kuwait.
And they had a girl come and give testimony, and she said that they took babies out of incubators and threw them on the ground.
And she was crying, and it was all made up.
She was a Kuwaiti princess or something?
Yeah.
How naive do you have to be to ask the question?
Why would an army officer?
It's almost impossible, I would say.
Like, you can't be that much.
An army officer is telling a lie, huh?
Since when?
You're a reporter.
Didn't they take an oath?
Next day, you're going to tell me cops are liars.
Jesus Christ.
According to sources, including Israel's National Insurance Institute, Kibbutz leaders, and the police, on October 7th, one baby was murdered.
One, a 10-month-old Mila Cohen.
She was killed with her father, Ohed, on a kibbutz, kibbutz.
There's no evidence that children from several families were murdered together, rendering inaccurate Netanyahu's remarks to the U.S. President Joe Biden that Hamas terrorists took dozens of children, tied them up, and burned them and executed them.
According to people from Zaka and another search and rescue organization, United Hastala, there were no bound bodies, but the number is not known.
There were bound bodies, but the number is not known.
The IDF spokesperson's unit does not deny that Lieutenant Colon Busilka's remarks about babies strung up on clotheslines.
do not jibe.
So we're so cartoonish, cartoonishly so.
They don't jibe, Kurt.
They didn't take the time to hang the babies on the clotheslines.
They don't jibe.
Those stories of the babies hanging on clothes, they don't jibe.
Is that what they is that how you say it?
They're not jibing.
Is it jibe or baby?
No, it's jibe.
It is.
Yes.
They don't jibe with reality.
What a way to put it.
Hey, is that a lie?
Well, it doesn't jibe.
I'll tell you that.
I can't believe it hasn't already been used here in American media way more about jibing about some lie that you know debunking.
The officer serves as a reservist operation officer.
He arrived at a large number of scenes after the attack and saw many difficult sites as part of his duties.
A lot of those sites he made up.
Is he blind?
You mean it's difficult for him to see things?
Maybe that's it.
Maybe that's it.
My glasses.
It was difficult.
The details of his incident will be clarified with the officer, and it will be made clear to him that he should not describe events whose details are unclear and unofficial.
The article goes on to debunk widely disseminated stories about burned bodies of children bound together, a pregnant woman who was killed and her abdomen cut open, a baby or babies who were burned to death in an oven, and the story spread by Benjamin Netanyahu's wife that a pregnant woman was abducted on October 7th and brought to Gaza where she gave birth.
The woman in question was not pregnant and was released in the recent hosting exchange.
All that stuff they made up.
You know, to say somebody a pregnant woman to when you could take that one baby and plaster it all over the place and ride off that one if you want a baby.
That's like really upsetting.
That's how much people don't care about Palestinians.
You could take a one baby and get, but we want to do some real foul shit to all of them.
To all of them, that's right.
So these people, they're the kind of people that would cut open a pregnant woman.
That's how bad.
That's why it's not.
We don't want to see anyone die.
That's why it's going to die.
But we don't want to see it.
We're going to not see it, in fact.
Let's do it.
So they had to first fund Hamas.
They had to then ignore the warnings that they were going to attack.
They had to then take the military away from the wall so they could enable that attack so they could use them, this terrorist organization, which they funded as a pretext to go in and slaughter those people.
But to slaughter them for real, they had to make up these stories about beheaded babies burned in ovens, pregnant ladies cut open.
I had to do that because what they were getting ready to do was way worse than anything you could imagine.
Well, not just that.
And they're doing it.
Don't forget, not just that, they also had to lie and pretend no one responded for seven hours because the conscripts fared so poorly in battle.
Well, like, that's mind-blowing.
They'd rather have you think that's released Hamas on purpose than the reality that they kind of aren't that good, you know, because they're draftees.
So here's Benjamin Netanyahu spreading that lie.
You want to see it?
Here it is.
They took dozens of children.
Here he is talking to Joe Biden.
Watch.
They took dozens of children, bound them up, burned them, and executed them.
Oh, well, I believe it.
Bibi said it.
Bibi said it.
Hey, what's up?
And then here's a cartoon picture of it, Bibi, to illustrate it.
Here's Joe Biden repeating it.
Hamas has already said publicly that they plan on attacking Israel again, like they did before.
Do everything cutting babies' heads off to murdering women and children alive.
So you would think that Biden would be pissed off at Netanyahu for lying to him and getting him to spread lies and look like an idiot and certainly never believe anything Bibi ever tells him again.
Why does he remember talking to him?
But he's not pissed off at Netanyahu.
He's not upset that he lied to him and that he spread lies told to him by Benjamin.
I wonder why that is.
A Zaka commander, Yossi Landau, claimed he saw 20 mutilated, executed, and burned bodies of children piled on top of each other in Bari.
He later claimed it was Kvach Aza.
Hared says that only three kids were killed in all of Kvar Azza and nine in all of Biri and not all together.
So, I mean, you couldn't make hay with the actual dead children?
No, they had to.
They didn't do that.
Like, look what we did with January 6th.
That's right.
Exaggerated that in something.
Here we go.
Watch this.
How much work is left to be done?
I saw 20 children together with the hands tied in the back.
And they were burned.
They're shot and burned and piled.
20 children shot and burned in a pile, Yossi.
And two piles.
Right.
Two piles.
You know, I'm starting to resent that Israel gets to have more accurate news about what's going on than we do when we're sending the money over there.
Like, what do we just get infomercials?
He also claimed he saw a sliced baby out of a pregnant Israelis womb while bodies of 20 children were found tied.
It just goes on and on.
Oh, this liar.
This guy.
I saw the most horrific things.
I saw in my own eyes a woman who was pregnant, four months pregnant.
She was in a little village, a little kibbutz.
They came into her house in front of her kids.
They opened up her stomach.
She was pregnant.
They opened up her stomach, took out the baby, and stabbed a little tiny baby in front of her and then shot her in front of her.
And then they killed the rest of the kids.
He saw them do that with his own eyes.
These are not regular enemies.
These are go go on.
Did he say that?
He saw the most horrific things.
I saw in my own eyes a woman who was pregnant, four months pregnant.
So you were just, they were just, Hamas was just letting you hang around watching them do this.
I like how they also call it vicious attacks, too.
Tell everyone at the, then they said when they got done with this horrific thing, they said, now go tell the Republican Jewish coalition all about it.
Go in peace and tell them.
They always have to say this vicious attack.
An attack is vicious, but you don't have, that's like hyperbole, Right?
You never hear about there being a cheerful and festive attack, do you?
Oh, look, they're pelting us with compliments.
He said, Happy holidays as he cut.
So here's another one.
So this is Netanyahu's wife says a hostage gave birth in Gaza.
IDF can't find the evidence.
I don't care.
I still believe that Hamas are lying propagandists, spreading disinformation to make Israel look bad.
And I applaud the U.S. media for continuing to take all statements from Israeli government at face value and never question them.
Yeah, don't.
I mean, they sound like Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons.
And then the teacher and principal kissed, and then they had a baby, and the baby looked at me like it's more on kids' life.
He goes, What?
It looked at you?
But I'm talking to some of the soldiers, and they say what they've witnessed as they've been walking through these different houses, these different communities.
Babies, their heads cut off.
That's what they said.
Gunned down.
Families completely gunned down in their beds.
So that's where it started.
Yeah, remember, we played this.
Oh, we did already.
This chick saying, yeah, lying about this thing.
Is this why we got in trouble like on strike?
Maybe this is why we got in trouble.
I think this is the one that you got to strike for.
Oh, okay.
As I mentioned earlier, about 40 babies at least were taken out on journeys.
Turns off.
Tiny gurneys.
Tiny little baby gurneys.
We walk door after door.
We killed a lot of the tourists.
We are stronger than them.
They are aggressive.
They are very bad.
They cut off children, cut off women.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
We were taken in today to see the aftermath.
But what he had to say about that brutality that's being described as ISIS-style executions, he said very clearly that Hamas was cutting the heads off of people.
Listen to his words.
So can I just say it's always they liked it?
So that's how they got us to go to war in Libya, I mean, in Syria, was they would show a video of a guy cutting someone's head off, right?
And my joke that I used to do is, well, why don't they just blow their head off with a nice Christian bomb made in a Christian bomb factory?
That's how Christians do it.
One of those water bullets where they carve John 3.16 in the bowl.
Yeah.
Cutting someone's head off.
That's mean.
Christian bombs don't hurt you.
They just hug you to death.
But this still works.
We still use the gas chamber in some areas, don't we?
Yes.
So it's we didn't do that.
We blow people's heads off with bombs.
Apparently, that's what Jesus would do.
How do you mow the lawn?
I was watching, I can't think of names.
Hardlands Media.
Oh.
And they had this clip from Gutfeld where Guttfeld backs up Tucker Carlson.
Listen to this.
I was going to ask him, and I never did, but I'm glad he did.
Listen to this.
It's worth it.
The fact is, Musk may be the last man standing between real freedom of speech and the suffocating block of the censorship industrial complex, which is made up of government, media, and tech forces.
He realizes that advertisers have no spine and could be easily cowed by special interest groups in cahoots with political allies.
If you don't believe me, I got two words for you: Tucker Carlson.
Whoa.
So he's saying special interest groups in cahoots with big advertisers control the media.
And if you don't believe me, I got two or three Tucker.
He's saying that on Fox News.
I'm glad I wore that LGBTQCIA shirt on the show last time.
You look like you felt weird about it, but I bet he thought about it a while.
I bet he did think about it.
That's kind of surprising.
Were you surprised as I was to see that, Jackson?
Yeah, that's the first time I saw that clip, but I love the look on his face right after he said it, right where you stopped it.
It was great.
Let's watch it again.
I want to watch it again.
It's worth it.
The fact is, Musk may be the last man standing between real freedom of speech and the suffocating block of the censorship industrial complex, which is made up of government, media, and tech forces.
He realizes that advertisers have no spine and could be easily cowed by special interest groups in cahoots with political allies.
If you don't believe me, I got two words for you: Tucker Carlson.
Boom.
And the crowd laughed quickly.
Oh, hey, ho.
Hey, I think, are we going against the boss man?
What's going on?
It's very interesting.
Because I remember making a joke about Ukraine when I was on, and the crowd laughed at it like harder.
They didn't really get any other jokes I made.
They just got the Ukraine one.
And I was like, oh, there is something to that.
So that's, look at Evan Gutfeld telling the truth about Tucker Carlson.
You got to like it.
So he said it's special interest groups in cahoots with political allies.
Is that what he said?
Let me play it again.
I got to hear it.
The fact is, Musk may be the last man standing between real freedom of speech and the suffocating block of the censorship industrial complex, which is made up of government, media, and tech forces.
He realizes that advertisers have no spine and can be easily cowed by special interest groups in cahoots with political allies.
So special interest groups in cahoots with political allies can pressure advertisers.
They have no spine and they immediately roll over.
That's exactly right.
Just like how YouTube rolled over for their advertisers.
A little bit of a different scenario.
But so the mainstream news media is threatened by shows like this, shows like Russell Brand and shows like Jackson Hinkles when it was on and on YouTube.
And so what it does is it writes these hiss pit pieces that gets advertisers scared.
And then advertisers say, no, We're going to censor independent media.
And they are.
They've always done this.
They've always done this.
The papers did this.
Newspapers War of the Worlds, that panic that never happened.
All the papers reported that there was a big panic because of the War of the Worlds broadcast because radio was like the YouTube of its time.
Oh, so you're telling me that whole thing I grew up with.
Yeah.
That you teach classes in colleges about.
That Orson Welles did a show.
He thought it happened until he died.
That said there was an alien invasion and people have to, and that everybody freaked out.
And so that didn't happen.
But what did happen was that the newspapers of the time saw a threat to them from radio.
Yes.
So they wrote all these articles trying to get them to censor radio.
Yeah.
That's exactly right.
That's always.
Nothing's about any of the things.
It's about competition and money.
That's the game.
Everybody, they're all about game and game theory and all that.
And so everything's a fake.
And it's because I know Greg for a while.
All these people that work in news, they all know the game.
Like for him to say that is like, I actually want to, I want to hit him up and ask him about it because for him to get to the point of saying that they all know like, oh, but you don't say that.
So that means people are starting to get real sick of it in surprising places is what that tells me.
I think so.
I think people are sick.
Well, I mean, it is Fox News, but people are, I hope people are getting sick of the censorship.
So the Democrats never will.
People who vote for Joe Biden never will.
They love it.
They actually want censorship because they've been told that if they don't censor, we're going to lose our democracy and then Nazis are going to take over.
They really believe this.
They like the childhood age to be like 30, like the end of childhood is like 30.
Yeah.
But most of the people in the country, thankfully, are not Democrats.
The biggest voting block are people who don't vote.
The second biggest voting block are people who are independent and don't adhere to either party.
And then there's Republicans.
So at least three quarters of the country, I don't think are going along with this censorship bullshit.
And that's my fingers crossed, though.
What do you think, Jackson?
I agree.
I think the overwhelming majority of the public does not stand for the censorship.
But what I found so interesting about that Elon Musk clip when he said, you know, go F yourselves to the advertisers was not that he said it or not the reaction, kind of the reaction of that random douchebag that was hosting the show.
I can't believe people like that get a show, but the crowd.
Because the crowd was filled with all these elites, financial elite, business, political.
Is that why?
And the crowd went silent.
Silence.
He said.
I was wondering, like, why are they so freaked out by the idea of saying go F yourself to Disney?
Because it didn't make any sense.
Because he was saying it to all of them.
So it was like when you're doing a corporate gig and the people won't laugh because they don't want their client to see.
That's right.
Yeah.
Because he said, I don't know if Bob's in the audience.
He was talking about Bob Iger.
And they were all silent.
But then what happened immediately after?
You had like tens of thousands of people cancel their Disney Plus subscription.
So that just goes to show where the country really stands.
Oh, really?
At least corporate gigs, it makes a lot of sense.
That's the worst place in the world to be like you agree the thing, but can't say.
You can't say because your boss is looking over your shoulder or your client is right next to you.
That's what I'm saying.
Greg saying that is a real like.
So this time, I know this is a big deal that Greg.
That's why I'm showing it.
If it wasn't a big deal, it wouldn't be news.
I was wondering where he I thought maybe he just was like, I'm just going to stick with my job.
I mean, I don't think he'll be fired.
I hope I don't want to be fired.
No, he's the number one late night talk show.
But I mean, Tucker Carlson was also the number one news show in America and they got rid of him.
But I don't think they're going to get rid of him for that.
I think he'd have to do a lot more to get fired.
But that certainly is a shot across the bow, as they say.
I mean, in the world of corporate bullshit, that is like a massive thing to do.
What Greg Gutfield just did is a massive thing.
It's a thing you would just think is the normal thing you would do immediately.
But in that world, you got to like slowly realize we can't win in Vietnam.
It was like, yeah, it was like when I would go on my show, Aggressive Progressives at the Young Turks, and I would tell everybody Russia Gate's bullshit and everything Jenk Uger and Anna Kasparian are telling you are lies and propaganda.
And I want my team to win.
And I told people to actually stop watching the show.
And that's when I finally got a talking to.
I bet.
So one time on aggressive progressives, I looked right in the camera and I said, if you're watching a show that is telling you Russia Gate is real and that they overthrew our election and that Julian Assange is working with the Russians, you should stop watching that show.
And when I said that, boy, all hell broke loose over at the Young Turks.
In Fantasy Young Turks, I can't say they don't want someone saying, don't watch my show.
That one might be a stretch.
But I didn't mention.
You're right.
By the way, you're right.
I was correct.
I was right.
And then the first one was the NICE executive.
He called me and said, Jimmy, you know, when you say things like that, you know, other people at the Young Turks aren't going to want to work with you.
And I'm like, fine.
I don't want to fucking work.
I want to do a show with Johnny Blowhard and fucking Anna Kasparian, who shows her genitalia to everybody in the newsroom.
I don't want to work with those people in the first place.
Actually, I did.
But no.
Let's watch this again.
So this, by the way, we took a little heat in the comments section.
You weren't here.
On Friday, I showed Elon Musk.
I showed Elon Musk telling their advertisers to go F themselves, right?
I don't know why I'm cleaning it up, but he actually, he actually.
I'm not clear on if we should say it.
He actually told him, go fuck yourself.
And then he said it again, go fuck yourself.
And I was talking about, I was upset that he had bent the knee to Israel.
Were you upset about that, Jackson?
And I was talking about how I wish he was as consistent.
I don't know if I said this, but that's what I meant.
I wish he was as consistent with Israel as he is with his advertisers.
It was, by the way, it was great to see him say that.
That's a real big deal that he did say that.
And I should have made that point stronger.
And I'm glad he did.
Again, he is a mixed bag.
He's not 100%.
If you go against advertisers, you better go with Israel.
There ain't no way you're not going with both and being a living person with your fortune.
That ain't going to happen.
So you better pick one.
Like Trump.
That great man, Sheldon Adelson.
great, great man.
Beautiful Israel.
And watch Trump.
I mean, it's amazing.
That's the thing killing Biden 100%.
I mean, like, Biden's getting it from both ends because all the aides in the White House are like, they just got done believing in Ukraine.
And now they got to sit.
And it's hard for them to take.
And these new generation can't, you know, they're not like Nixon, them people that can just hold it in.
Yeah, they can't hold it in.
Jackson, what did you think about when he buckled to bent the knee to Israel?
I thought it was disgusting, but expected.
You know, it's like he said he was going to do all this stuff.
He said he was going to ban people who say, you know, from the river to the sea.
And I feel like a lot of it is just for optics and it's not really about anything of substance.
So he's not really banning.
It's like an Alex Jones ban.
No, you know, he goes there and he said the innocent killing of children needs to stop.
He didn't say by who.
You know, he goes, he's very vague in everything he says.
And when he went there that day, he literally tweeted out when he arrived.
He said, actions speak louder than words.
And maybe I'm thinking too much into this, but I literally think he was talking about his trip there because he didn't ban anyone.
He didn't do anything bad with the platform.
And then when he saw that the advertisers didn't come back after his little show in Israel, he literally told them all to go fuck themselves twice.
Watching him say go F yourself, because he first said it, he looked shocked at how silent they were.
Yeah.
It looked like him like, oh, I'm going to do it.
He goes, yeah, that's right.
Go F yourself.
It looked like so like the coolest, uncool guy in an uncool room of uncool people.
That's not how it looks.
Like he's the bad boy of this crowd of nerds.
Yeah.
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