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Nov. 24, 2023 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Guess what?
Joe Biden falls behind Donald Trump with youth voters, a key group ahead of 2024 poll says.
What?
What are you talking, really?
Originally, I thought that Joe Biden losing the youth vote meant he misplaced it and couldn't remember where he last saw it.
It was on the outside of his pants.
President Joe Biden is trailing former President Donald Trump in a hypothetical general election matchup among young voters.
An NBC News poll released Sunday found among voters aged 18 to 34, Biden saw 42% support.
That's compared to Donald Trump, who led him with 46%.
Boy, I thought he'd sniff those young people numbers up as opposed to blowing them down.
The poll is an early warning for Biden's campaign ahead of the 2024 presidential election that young voters could be peeling away from him.
What kind of language is that?
Peeling away from him.
Wow.
How they peel him off the younger voter.
Did you see his latest one?
He's picking your ears.
He keeps telling some girly stories.
Oh, no, I didn't see that.
Send it to me when you see that shit.
I saw him picking his nose right next to the Chinese president.
I saw that.
Guy's a dictator.
Young vote.
Yeah.
Oh, did you see Blinken's face?
Anthony Blinken.
And he goes, oh.
The pain that Anthony Blinken, you know, so the media ignore it, Corbo Media ignores it for the most part, what they can.
Yes.
But I didn't think of like how funny it is for us to watch this, the torture it is to be that Anthony Blinken.
It must, what a nightmare his life must be.
Young voters were a key vote.
At least they don't have somebody who pushes back against what Anthony Blinken says.
He just forgets.
He's being disinformation.
Like he wants to get his thing out.
Yeah.
And then Biden disinfo campaigns his own projects.
Young voters were a key voting block essential to Biden's victory in the 2020 election.
Really?
They were?
An exit poll from NBC News in 2020 found Biden won voters aged 18 to 29 by more than 20 points.
Really?
And that NBC News poll, that's about as good as an open micer's Jack Nicholson impression.
Am I right?
It's really more of a world's best grandpa contest for them.
I got to move over.
I think I'm covering some of the graphics, some of the copy.
Copy.
When I went to college, I was in Columbia.
And when I tell people I went to Columbia, I don't tell them Columbia College.
I just tell them Columbia, and they think it's the.
And I was going to be a copywriter for advertising.
Why?
Because it's fucking easy.
That's why.
It was fucking easy.
Nothing to it.
In a hypothetical general elect.
Wait, Trump's lead among this group, however, was within the subgroup's margin of error in the poll at plus or minus 6.2 percentage points.
In a hypothetical general election matchup from NBC News with voters of all ages, Biden trailed Trump by a small margin of two percentage points, but a lot more in the states that actually matter.
Trump led with 46% while Biden fell behind with, I mean, this unbelievable media onslaught of propaganda for Biden, and he's still losing to a guy who's been indicted with 96 felony counts.
No, I know it's like trying to turn Marvel heroes into like something women-like.
It's a fool's errand.
It is.
And it's also important to remember how much Trump support and Israel and Trump supports for Israel and the outcome would be identical if he were president right now.
Yeah.
Just like with vaccines.
It's a bad cop and an old cop.
You hate them both.
Hey, where'd Joe go?
Wait, he's dead?
Bring them back up.
I'm not leaving.
He just walks.
Remember how when he got up, he left the MSNBC?
He leaves everything the same way now, abruptly.
Abruptly.
Biden also saw one of his lowest approval ratings ever since taking the presidency at 40%.
57% of voters said they disapprove of his presidency.
Jesus.
You'd think it'd be higher.
I want to hear Israel's results.
As the Israel-Hamas war continues, 62% of the poll's respondents, including 30% of Democrats, disapprove of Biden.
So 70% of Democrats, according to this poll, approve of Biden's foreign policy.
Yeah, and that's why I never believe any polls.
I don't think they're being really generous.
Yeah.
And who did you call?
And like a sample of what.
You know, that sampling only works if people are really united and like kind of more lockstep.
And this is not a time where you can get that kind of sample.
I just don't believe it.
Well, Kurt, with regard to the Israel-Hamas war, 56% of voters said they disapprove of Biden's handling of the war.
Only 56, only a little bit more than one out of two.
The poll found that Democratic voters are split over the war.
Really?
With a slim majority of them at 51% saying they believe Israel's military is...
20% say alert.
Israel's going too far.
27% said Israel's justified.
What do you think is being highballed or lowballed?
I think the people against it are being lowballed.
Oh, every single thing.
I always just follow the Carlito's way rule.
Like that fat guy, Sasso, who's like, he goes, how much debt do you aim?
He was like 30,000.
Okay, so that's 60,000.
Like he doubled whatever he got.
So you got to apply some Carlito's way to the numbers.
The poll has an overall margin of error of plus or minus 3.1 percentage points.
Okay, so that should be a wake-up call to Joe Biden.
Yeah, who sleeps most of the day.
That's a thumb on the scale polling that looks that bad.
Yeah, that's again, yes.
Establishment media sex with August Light and so good luck the bullshit they can't afford.
Watch and see as his jackal.
Comedium speeds and jumps the medium and hit some head on.
It's the chimtor show.
So if you want to see straight up, this is like Soviet era level propaganda I'm about to show you from Jen Saki, who works for the Democratic Party and the establishment.
So she got, she's a press secretary for Joe Biden.
We all know is a liar for, I mean, it's always bad until that.
But the press on her last day, they said, thank you for your service.
That's what the press was saying.
She's been lying to you.
That's her job.
So they decided to have a service.
What if she just lied on a show like press secretary the show?
Yeah.
That's what this is.
Yeah, so that's what they're saying.
It's that level of lying of press secret.
Maybe a little more.
She's a little edgy and lie a little like.
Yeah, well, she puts a little more acting into it.
They obviously sent her to acting school.
Watch this.
So if you so they're actually going to make up stuff.
They're going to clip Donald Trump to make it look like he's saying the opposite of what he's saying.
Yeah.
Ready?
Here we go.
After a long stretch of dark political predictions for Democrats and a lot of freaking out over poll numbers, things did start to feel a little bit better this week.
Why?
Did your dealer finally get back to you?
Democratic governor was re-elected in Kentucky.
Democrats swept control of the Virginia legislature, which most people were not predicting.
And the people of Ohio turned out in droves to protect abortion rights in their state.
You might have found yourself thinking, all right, maybe things aren't so bad.
But only if you follow zero news besides those three things.
It's like a kindergarten.
It's like a kid show.
Yes.
That's how she's talked.
That's how she's delivering it.
Like, she's built by the science guy.
Yes.
I'm a news communicator.
That's right.
That's what she is.
Here we go.
Maybe I shouldn't be so terrified about the safety of democracy and my rights after all.
The forces of.
I mean, let me just say, it doesn't take a Michael Rapperport level intellect to figure out things are really bad.
Jesus.
And so, okay.
But are winning out in the end.
And I'm going to tune this all out for a while.
I have other things to worry about.
If that's how you're feeling, I kind of get it.
And there are some things to feel relieved about.
But at the same time, the threat of a second Trump term is still very real.
And the things he is saying right now are some of the most concerning things we have ever heard him say.
So it's important for everyone to really start listening.
Okay, before I watch any more of this, I can already guess that this is going to be an out-of-context clip.
And how desperate are you that you can't find something awful enough that Trump actually said?
You know, that one drop of blood gallon for theirs commented that's a great awful one.
It sticks out in my mind.
We're going to take a gallon of their blood for one drop of our blood.
So listen to this part.
Listen to this clip that they clipped.
And just know as you watch it, he's actually saying the exact opposite.
Watch this.
If I happen to be president and I see somebody who's doing well and beating me very badly, I say, go down and indict them.
Mostly that would be, you know, they would be out of business.
They'd be out.
They'd be out of the election.
If they're beating me, go down and indict them.
Trump is forecasting that in a second term, he will wield power however he chooses, unconstrained by the rule of law.
This is some truly scary, authoritarian, banana republic type stuff, and we should hear it that way.
Just yesterday, he took so the you're fear-mongering that Trump might come after all of you.
That's what she's Democrats and the corporate whore media.
Yeah.
Wow.
Talk about having your finger on the pulse of normie concerns.
That's my number one.
But will Jen Saki and the rest be okay?
Hey, never mind.
I don't have health insurance, but Trump might go after the Democratic establishment.
We got to take to the streets, Kurt.
That's our democracy.
Forget about World War III.
We got to protect Hunter and Joe Biden.
Yeah.
The most vulnerable among us.
Look at the letter.
I just realized inside with Jen Saki, look at the childlike comedy lettering of her.
It looks like, what is this, an animated show?
Look at MSNBC.
Right here?
You mean with Jen Socky?
What is it like a, it's like Rachel Ray, but not as intellectual.
Yeah, letters.
Seems kind of sexual inside Jen Saki.
Yeah, no kidding.
Like, whoa.
Right?
Inside of Jenna Jameson is the last time I heard that.
Arian, banana republic type stuff, and we should hear it that way.
Yeah, we know what's scary banana type Republic stuff because you've been doing it for the last eight years.
Here we go.
Just yesterday, he took to Truth Social to imply that Democrats or any political opponents, frankly, are the greatest threat to America and need to be rooted out like vermin.
Vermin is the word he used there.
Oh my God, he used the word vermin.
Wow, Jen, that's a lot nicer than the word I use for you.
Me too.
I would have to agree with that.
And it's not just rhetoric.
Remember, the Washington Post reported just last week about specific plans Trump and his allies have drafted to put his words into action on top of planning to launch investigations into people who dared to critique Him or disagree with him during his time in office, including people who work for him.
His team has also started to map out plans to invoke the Insurrection Act on his first day in office, which basically would allow him to dispatch the military against civil demonstrations.
Think about how crazy that is.
Wow, he's going to send militarized police against protesters.
Do you mean he's got a copy of Obama's playbook?
Is he waiting?
He's not going to send them undercover to get them to do violent acts.
How bad do you have to be to make up shit about a game show host, pro-vax, pro-Israel, WWE wrestler?
Yeah, well, yeah, she's, yeah, I got to give it to her.
She is funnier than Samantha B. She is.
Oh, she is.
Wait till you see the clip of her saying the cunt.
Oh, that's fantastic.
Except she's not going to apologize for it like Samantha B. She won't apologize.
Oh, and in the same Univision interview, he also defended his family separation policy at the border.
And new reporting from the New York Times this weekend confirms he also.
Do you know that Joe Biden and Barack Obama deported twice as many Hispanics as him?
Joe Biden and Barack Obama built the cages that you accused Trump of putting Hispanic.
They just reported that.
Right now, Joe Biden is trying to finish the wall, but at the same time, keeping an open border policy.
And they can't find 100,000.
This is the video I saw.
They can't find 100, was it 100,000?
I thought it was like 85,000 children.
Unbelievable amount of.
I keep getting the same spam call every day.
Wait, so if I don't want to be tracked everywhere I go by the government, my only option is to renounce my citizenship and then sneak in illegally.
That's it.
That's how I can avoid it.
Okay.
Listen, this is unbelievable.
Everything they're claiming Trump is doing is going to do, they already did, and they're currently doing.
Plans for sweeping raids of undocumented immigrants, mass deportations, and the creation of giant camps.
Joe Biden went to court to make sure private detention centers that housed illegal immigrants stayed open against local laws.
That's what Joe Biden did.
The guy she used to work for.
Does she go to the same hair dye as Keratop?
Because that's what it looks like.
That's definitely a die job.
Look, whatever else you say about him, his die job is good.
It's good.
Solid.
You know, that's like probably the best looking.
It's probably one of the best features of die job.
Yeah.
State the Muslim ban, something he also repeated this weekend.
You might reinstate the Muslim ban.
You know why Trump had to ban Muslims at the airport?
Because Barack Obama spent eight years bombing the shit out of them.
No one ever asked that question.
Why are there Muslim refugees at the airports in the first place?
Because Barack Obama overturned their democratically elected governments, decapitated them, and then bombed the shit out of them and turned their country over to terrorists.
That's why.
This is amazing.
They're bombing them by the truckloads.
By the truckloads, they're bombing them.
Yeah, wow.
When he was asked about it this week about how the U.S. can stop the killing of innocent people in the Israel-Hamas war, he basically said we should just let it all play out.
That's basically what Joe Biden's doing right now.
Not only that, Joe Biden is sending billions of dollars to them and weapons and bombs so they could do it.
This is Soviet.
I mean, if you were in.
This is like Shusha from Brazil.
Remember that like kid show?
It was like this chick with big tits that was like also an adult and a kid show because Brazil's weird.
They made fun of it on the Simpsons when they go to where he's like, Gucci.
And like, boy, Brazilian kid shows are weird.
It's like, this is like children's show.
Soviet era, I feel like they talk to you a little more like a grown-up, but I didn't, I'm not from there.
But this seems very childlike.
How dumb do you have to be to not know that everything she's saying that Joe Biden is currently doing?
That's what I don't get because that's the weird thing.
If you're dumb enough to fall for this, why would you be watching any news?
Yeah.
Wouldn't you be following like that Kelsey football player and Taylor Swift or something?
Well, the people I know that watch this, they do it.
It's like it's, well, it's what George Orwell said.
It's their five minutes of hate that you have a psychological need for this.
He's on a treadmill or a Peloton.
This is like on, you know, and you're like just kind of vaguely in the zone.
That's my guess.
And yet, the hand-wringing and cocktail party speculation about an alternative to Joe Biden is continuing.
I like this.
Moments away.
Jamie Raskin.
She hired Jamie Raskins.
We'll continue.
Guess what?
Joe Biden isn't perfect.
No candidate is, by the way.
Are you sure Bo Hillary was perfect?
Oh, well, come on.
No candidate.
No candidate is, by the way.
When they say he isn't perfect, they mean he's demented.
That's what that is.
That's what you mean?
No, wait, listen to what she means.
Have to understand what the alternative is here.
If elected to a second term, Donald Trump would prosecute anyone he deems an enemy, unleash troops on protesters, and essentially unravel the rule of law as we know it.
The rule of law as we know it.
You mean where you abuse it, how you see fit?
Whatever you figure out.
You mean when you go after Donald Trump and prosecute him because he's going to beat you in an election?
You mean like that?
You mean like how you stage a fake insurrection on January 6th so you can criminalize an entire political movement?
You mean like that?
If Donald Trump's going to do what you guys already did, that is scary.
Look, he's not a perfect skin suit, Joe Biden.
But we'll just drink.
And this time, he plans to line his administration with people who will actually help him do it.
Why?
I wonder why he didn't do it the first time.
He's not hiring any of the people, but he remembers everybody that double-crossed him.
Yeah.
And this time, no one's going to be in there to sabotage what he does.
It's weird that he already had the presidency and we still have our democracy.
Why didn't he take it away then, Kurt?
Well, this time he will.
And by taking, going after Jen Sakis insides.
This is the biggest dismissal of dementia I could ever imagine.
Watch this.
With people who will actually help him do it.
Watch this.
But sure, Joe Biden is three years older and occasionally trips over things.
That's not what people are upset about.
Do I have dementia?
Why are you talking to me like this?
He occasionally trips over things.
No, that's not what it is.
She's talking to me like I accused the Jamaican nurse of stealing from me when I wasn't looking in the old phone.
Hey, she steals.
Was she really that bad?
No, but he's.
He okay.
That's the problem with Joe Biden.
He occasionally trips over things.
Those things being, you know, like hundred, couple hundred thousand dead Ukrainians, 5,000 dead Gazan babies.
Anthony Blinkens' house of cards diplomacy with China.
There's a lot to be concerned about right now when it comes to a second Trump term.
The speeches are getting much more disturbing and much more unhinged, and we should all hear it that way.
It's also the police that's going to stop him, I thought.
The walls are closing in.
Don't you have a great case against him?
Yeah, I thought.
He's going to jail.
He won't be president, right?
Right.
He's been indicted, 94 cases of felonies.
And even with all this, the majority of Americans want to vote for that guy.
Even with all this garbage, all this fear-mongering that this guy is somehow he's Hitler and Stalin and Edi Amin put together.
He's every bad thing in the world, and he's still beating you.
This really is.
Look at that face.
This is the shittiest.
It's not working.
It only works to the people who already watch this.
There's got to be some way to find the demo of who watches this.
It's not a lot of people that I know.
That much I can be sure of.
It's not very many people.
But what age is it for?
It's like the folks with the minds of children.
I'm going to say it's most of the people I used to do comedy with in Los Angeles.
So it's Gen X. Yeah, because it has a very like sub-Samantha B feel.
Yes.
Where they're like, let's not even try the pretense of it's a comedy, but just have the attitude.
Yeah.
All of this and important to call it out.
But there is nothing more important than digging into his actual plans.
The faintest of silver linings here is that Trump is warning us in his own voice with a microphone on and a camera rolling, by the way.
He's telling us exactly what he plans to do.
And we are twisting it to make it seems like he's saying something else.
Like, I don't want him to do that, by the way.
We all want him to do that.
I want him to go after you.
I mean, that's the thing I'm mad at him about from before.
Yeah.
He didn't lock her up.
We'll just need to listen.
So you want to hear what Donald Trump actually said?
Let me get.
Oh, I can't wait.
So, so let me.
I already know from how it sounded from the out of context thing.
You could already tell what he was saying.
So what they're claiming that Donald Trump is going to do, they're currently doing to Donald Trump.
They're currently doing that to a political movement.
And they're currently doing that to stop Cop City, to the people protesting against the expansion of the police state.
Black Uhuru movement, which got up as if they supported Protestants.
That's right.
And Cornell West never brought that up when he came on our show.
Did he?
He called you white supremacists, but you meant, I think you didn't mention them.
But same thing.
The black people.
I'm bullshit.
Joe Biden, Justice Park, they went after the Black Yoohoo movement, this Black Socialist.
Uhuru, not Yoohoo.
They went after the Black Netanyahu.
Yeah, the Black Netanyahu movement.
I think they're good.
And again, Cornell West, just dismissed that one.
Cornell West dismissed that one.
So here's what Trump actually said.
You say they've weaponized the Justice Department.
They weaponized the FBI.
Would you do the same if you're re-elected?
Well, he's unleashed something that everybody, we've all known about this for 100 years.
We've watched other countries do it.
And in some cases, effective.
And in other cases, the country's overthrown or it's been totally ineffective.
But we've watched this for a long time.
And it's not unique, but it's unique for the United States.
Yeah.
If they do this, they've already done it.
But if they want to follow through on this, yeah, it could certainly happen in reverse.
So what he's saying there is that he doesn't have to go after his opponents, that they're so bad that they're going to go after themselves.
And they are.
So Trump is making the exact opposite point that Jensaki told me he was making.
Didn't see that coming, Kurt.
Didn't see that coming.
Jen, if I thought Trump really would do any real thing to destroy the establishment, I would vote for him.
But I know he's not going to do that.
And you know how I know he's not going to do that, Jen?
Because you told me he was going to do it.
You can set your watch to it, Jimmy.
And that's how you know it's true.
So, because whatever Jensaki says, the opposite is true.
I mean, it's amazing.
She's got, I would say, 99.9% perfect record.
You're in the mad money guy.
He's opposite or whatever.
Kramer, Jim Kramer.
You cannot go wrong going opposite of that.
Yep.
We used to have a friend.
I used to bet football.
And we had this guy who was a loser, right?
He would always lose.
And so we would call him.
We would all get together at my brother Danny's house.
And then we would all make our bets from there, call our bookies.
And so before we did, we'd call him.
Somebody would go.
We would go, everybody, shh.
And then we'd call this guy.
I'd want to say who it was.
And then we would ask him, hey, what are your picks?
Right?
Was it Keith Robinson?
Because that's who we went against.
And so, and so he would give us our picks.
And then we would call the bookie immediately and do the opposite.
Yeah.
And so we fucked up because we did it.
We called him.
He gave us his picks.
And then we called the bookie.
And except we didn't call the bookie.
We called him again.
And he goes, hello.
We go, okay, here's our pick.
So we did it.
And it was the exact opposite of everything he just said.
And then he caught on to what we were doing.
Oh.
Okay, here.
He had some more to say.
Here's what he says.
Certainly happened in reverse.
What they've done is they've released the genie out of the box.
You understand that.
They've done something that nobody thought would happen.
So he's saying what Jen Saki just accused him of going to do if he wins.
He's saying they've already done this.
And now the genie is out of the box, as he would say.
It's supposed to be the bottle.
But anyway, that gets him.
But that actually gets him higher poll numbers.
That gets him more votes when you fucking do stuff like that.
So, because that's what regular people go, I talk dub like that.
And so they love that.
So he's saying the genie's already out of the bottle, meaning that the Democrats are already doing this.
The thing that Jen Saki is trying to make you afraid that Donald Trump might do, he's saying they already did it.
Imagine if he did it, though.
Imagine if I was very popular.
I got 70%.
Here, let me back it up.
And he goes, imagine if I did this.
Done something that nobody thought would happen.
They've taken a president who was very popular.
I got 75 million votes, much more than that, I believe.
No president's ever gotten that many votes.
And they've taken that number of people.
And I think you can double it or almost you can triple it in terms of the real, the feeling.
You can't do that.
You can't go after people.
You know, when you're president and you've he just said you can't go after people.
Yeah.
He just said the opposite.
You can't do that.
You can't go after people.
Done a good job and you're popular.
You don't go after them so you can win an election.
He can't be saying the opposite more.
Here we go.
And indictments in order to win an election.
They call it weaponization.
And the people aren't going to stand for it.
But yeah, they have done something that allows the next party.
I mean, if somebody, if I happen to be president and I see somebody who's doing well and beating me very badly, I say, go down and indict them.
Mostly that would be, you know, they would be out of business.
They'd be out.
They'd be out of the election.
So he's saying if he goes, the next person, the next party that's in power.
And let's say if it was me, I could do that.
He's saying if.
He's not saying I'm going to do that.
So him saying why it's bad that they set that, which everybody knew from.
He's saying this is why it's bad for them to set this precedent because now I could do what they're doing right now.
Not that I'm going to do it.
He's saying I could do it.
But this is how there's like our State Department's dealings.
Like, if he thinks of the worst thing, we have to do it to him first.
You know, like we had to not keep our word with Putin or with any of our treaties because he's a bad man.
So we had to break our own treaties that we can with, like absolute pieces of shit because he's a bigger piece of shit.
I just know it.
Believe me, if Trump was going to do that, I would vote for him.
But again, I know he's not because Jen Saki told me he was going to.
He's literally, he's 95% going to do whatever the goddamn secret shadow government wants.
He's just not going to do 5% of the time.
That 50%.
Yes.
He might hit 100.
He might not.
He's a little bit of a wild card.
He still can't have that.
He still bombed Syria.
Yeah.
He still dropped the biggest non-nuclear bomb ever in Afghanistan.
He still did send the weapons to Ukraine.
Bill Pompeo praised his antagonizing of Russia.
It's right.
He actually did.
He ramped up the drone war.
Well, but I bet he would have when it got to this moronic thing going on with Ukraine.
I bet he did have a limit.
Yeah.
It would have been way too much and like a crime.
And then they're losers.
He would have gotten fired on the list.
And they call him, and they, again, they accuse him of collaborating with Nazis or inspiring them when they're actually funding Nazis in Ukraine.
Literally, $100 billion to Nazis.
Not to mention all the Fed groups.
Not to mention, we're going to get to that.
Let's see what else he says.
In my case, there were such pathetic indictments like, I challenge the election.
I challenge the election.
Everybody challenges elections if they think they're wrong.
The Democrats challenged my election in 2016.
Almost everybody, they challenged it.
Well, nothing happened there.
So these are very, these are political indictments.
These are Biden indictments.
And the people get it.
They really get it.
It's been very impressive to watch.
Polls came out today.
So that's what he was saying.
And now you know the rest of the story.
Wow.
Wow.
Americans are the most propagandized people in the world and they don't know it.
I'm guessing what MSNBC is for at this point is people with like Twitter accounts that are most that have like lists of pre-blocked off people.
So there's no other information getting in than just the kind of people that watch MSNBC.
That's who would who probably still would fall for it.
You know, a lot of Mastodon accounts.
Yes, Mastodon.
I went, I looked up a guy who I like, and I was like, oh, I want to go send him a DM.
And I looked him up on Twitter and I went to his, and he's like, you catch me on Mastodon.
I'm like, are you fucking?
Oh, what a fun.
It must be a really great, especially now with the Israel thing going on.
That must be great.
That must be great over there.
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So my favorite thing is when MSNBC hosts, they won't tell Joe Biden to be a better candidate, but all they have to do is, all they can do is scare you into telling you that somehow if you well, Let's watch.
Third party side shows this election cycle.
Earlier this fall, you'll remember, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that he's shifting his campaign.
He's no longer going to run as a Democrat.
He's running as an independent.
And recent polling finds he could make a sizable.
Boy, look at this.
Like, he's got Ross Perot numbers.
Like, if JFK switched his stance on Israel, Palestine, I bet he could win this election.
Well, this Canadian Velshi feels like he's a sideshow.
Canadian sick of our third party aspirations here.
Exactly right.
Watch.
In both Trump and Biden's support in key battleground states.
Minnesota congressman and gelato magnate Dean Phillips is challenging Biden for the Democratic nomination.
But if you ask him, he's not running against Biden.
He's just running for the future with a super PAC and a campaign staff to boot.
The progressive activist Cornell West is staying strong with his run as an independent.
Jill Stein, whom you'll remember from 2016, announced her candidacy earlier this week under the Green Party.
Now, I happen to believe anyone should be able to run for whatever office they choose, as is their back to Canada.
Do you really?
I think we're about to find out he doesn't.
And right, and in some cases, our responsibility.
But we are living in perilous times right now.
When it comes to this presidential race and this set of candidates, what you're really voting for or about is democracy.
And anything that gives Donald Trump a better shot at winning the presidency might just be a vote against democracy.
So listen, Professor Bunsenhoney Dew, go back to your country of Canada and don't you dare.
So, Kurt, participating in democracy is bad for democracy.
Actually, practicing too much democracy, you know what?
That's going to leave you without any democracy.
Yeah, well, what you need to do is go back and let the corporations dictate what happens in an election, and that keeps our democracy strong.
So, the people who sign his paycheck, which is the military-industrial complex, fossil fuel companies, Wall Street, and Big Pharma, those people are, you should let them run the country and the democracy.
And that's how you build strong democracy.
Not by people actually participating in democracy.
That only tears democracy down.
Shut up, Velgi.
That's why I say I have shut up Velgi.
They try, and they make it seem like they say it like it makes sense.
Instead of saying, hey, maybe Joe, maybe whoever wins deserves to win.
And this idea that if Donald Trump wins, we're going to lose democracy.
Wasn't he already president for four years?
Why didn't we lose it then?
Because a lot of dedicated people kept him busy.
That's right.
He couldn't do his plans.
Hey, you forgot the money.
So now he brings on these two assholes.
And watch this.
God.
Again, people who get every paycheck signed by the people that are your enemy.
You know who's your enemy?
Your enemy are these three people and the people who sign their checks.
Wait, that's the guy from the Lincoln Project.
Okay, then this is the chick.
This guy's been proven to be a fraud screw.
Everything they say about Trump and Trump University being a scam, that's what the Lincoln Project is.
That's what this guy is.
And of course, he's welcomed with open arms on MSNBC because he's going to do the bidding of the billionaire class that hates you and want you to hate your neighbor.
Well, they did.
I think that one pedo founder to leave.
So that's him.
And then I like this chick.
Looks like the guy who wrote the 48 laws of power.
Oh, what's that guy's name?
I know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
I love candidates.
I like more parties.
I think, generally speaking, that's a good philosophy.
But not ever.
Not last election, not the midterm election, not this election, and not the next election.
It's never good.
They never like a third party.
It's never.
When was the last time our Val Velchi was like, thank God, we have three and four and five different parties running for president?
In Canada where he grew up?
Never.
Shut up, Velgi.
This just doesn't feel like the moment for it right now.
Oh, this doesn't feel like the moment for democracy.
Go back and ask Beaker if it's now the time.
I'm sorry, I'm all for democracy.
Listen, listen to him.
With a straight face, they say this.
I love candidates.
I like more parties.
I think, generally speaking, that's a good philosophy.
This just doesn't feel like the moment for it right now.
Donald Trump and the autocratic movement that is emerging around him, and if you listen to what he says on the record every day and what his people are telling you they will do, don't listen to what people say.
Listen to what they do.
Watch what they do.
And also demand that Trump do the things they're afraid he's going to do to that.
I hope he clears all them out in the worst possible way.
And that's how you know Trump's not going to do those.
Nobody deports Velgi.
I have a gun to the head of American democracy and this republic.
If we elect Donald Trump again, we will not have the country we believe that exists today.
And that would be a great thing because the country we have today is a fucking failed state.
The country we believe exists.
80% of workers live paycheck to paycheck.
You still go bankrupt when you get sick.
We got homeless people under every bridge.
We got 100,000 people a year dying from fentanyl.
We got an open border to drive down wages.
We're trying to start World War III with not one nuclear power, not two nuclear powers, but three nuclear powers at the same time.
So what would we do if we ever got rid of that?
Are they called the Lincoln Project because they also aren't personally against slavery?
We will not have an America with individual liberties, rights, and freedoms.
We will like I do like now.
We don't have that right now.
We live in a surveillance state.
We don't even have habeas corpus anymore.
Habeas corpus, which means you have a right to a speedy trial.
So all they could, they can lock you up now.
It's called indefinite detention.
So if you become a threat to the establishment, they say you're a terrorist and they lock you up indefinitely without a trial.
Why?
Because Barack Obama repealed habeas corpus.
Keep this in mind.
Habeas corpus is in the Magna Carta.
They repealed the Magna Carta, which means we're operating on a liberty view from somewhere around the 1100s, and these guys are saying we're going to lose our liberty.
You already lost your liberty, asshole.
He means their liberty, not yours.
Yeah, he means their liberty.
Yeah.
Democratic system run by Donald Trump and a clack of these weirdo alt-right guys that surround him like Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller and the rest.
And everyone, as you correctly said, everyone else in this race, at the end of the day, that pulls a single vote away from Joe Biden, they're not just voting for Trump.
They're voting to end this country as we know it.
I love that.
I would love to end this country as we know it.
So let me get to that.
We need to start over.
I'm so ready to end this country as we know it.
And that's what this guy does.
That's what they don't understand.
Speaking for Trump?
Sounds like he's worth it.
That's like, yes, Joe Speaker.
Stop making Trump sound good, dude.
Go ahead.
What do you want to say?
Okay.
No, okay, fine.
It's Trump unacceptable.
I mean, but Joe Biden, you wouldn't even replace Joe Biden if it's that dire.
You wouldn't even get a scumbag like Gavin Newsom who just got away.
I can't believe what he got away with.
You wouldn't bring in a slicker guy if it's that important.
You're going to stay with the corpse.
Going to the court.
We're just going to puppeteer that's going to be a good idea.
We're going to stay with the work at weekend with Bernie.
Here we go.
None of these people have a rationale for running other than I want to be president or I want to have some attention.
What the hell?
What?
Any rationale besides wanting to be president?
Did I just hear that?
Yes.
This is called unbelievable projection.
Should they have an ulterior motive besides wanting to preside over these United States?
When No Labels was actually forced to put out what it thought it was running about, it was just bland platitudes, duct issues like abortion, which Americans care about deeply.
So I just love how they say abortion.
They keep saying abortion.
You know, abortion is a real dark negative term.
And they try to make, they make abortion sound like it's a virtue.
They used to do that.
You used to, you used to, when you hate something, you call it an abortion.
Oh, my God.
They can't say bodily autonomy.
They can't say because of the thing.
They can't say right to choose.
They can't say any of that because they're against all that.
They're against bodily autonomy.
They're not for my body, my choice.
Oh, my God.
They used to say to choose, and you don't have that because they're vaccines.
Because of the vaccine.
So now they're saying, I didn't realize that.
So they're just, so now they say that word abortion.
Abortion is the most negative, dark thing you can say.
By the way, no, I don't think anyone's for abortion.
They're for pro-choice.
They're for the choice.
My body, my choice.
My body, my choice.
Oh, my God.
They've been listening to the people.
So when a hypocrite saying they're hypocrites, so when you say, when you hate something, you go, oh, my God, this administration is an abortion.
That's what you say.
They're saying it like it's a virtue.
Why?
Exactly what Kurt just said.
They can't say my body, my choice.
They can't say women's choice.
They can't say bodily autonomy because they're against all of that because the people who sign their checks are against all of that because it's big pharma.
It's adduct issues like abortion, which Americans care about deeply.
So these are essentially vanity projects.
If any of them actually wanted to advance a specific agenda, they might have some legitimate reason for running.
But as Rick says, at this point, there is only one issue, and that is democracy.
And granted, some of these people aren't going to qualify for the ballot because if you're not on a party ticket line, it takes a lot of energy, a lot of money, a lot of votes.
So what she just said is we don't have democracy right now because even to run, you need a lot of money and you need to be on a party line that's controlled by billionaires.
So they're already giving the game away.
She doesn't realize, of course, the more they talk, the more they give the game away.
And the game is that we don't live in a democracy.
We live in an oligarchy and it takes a lot of money and you have to be sanctioned by one of the major parties to even be considered that you could win.
Okay, an oligocracy then.
To get yourself on the ballot.
So some of these people were not going to have to worry about come November.
Al Moore would have been president if not for Joe Stein.
So she can't say Ralph Nader anymore.
What the hell?
She's saying Jill.
It was Ralph Nader.
It was Ralph Nader that you guys were supposed to hate.
But now Ralph Nader is endorsing Joe Biden.
Did you know that?
He's a good guy now.
Wait, shit, Ralph Nader got his mind right.
And now he wants to help Joe Biden defeat Donald Trump because he's afraid of Donald Trump.
I don't know what the hell happened to Ralph Nader.
He's 90, whatever.
People say that's what happened, but he doesn't sound like he's mental.
He doesn't sound like he's demented.
Okay, Velshi is sharp and he's going to catch that inaccurate statement she has made.
Watch.
Okay.
So this is just a suicide for democracy.
This is a kamikaze plunge into the abyss.
Democracy.
Democracy is a kamikaze plunge into the so if people run for president outside the two-party corporate parties, that is a kamikaze mission that is going to plunge us good.
I'm for it.
Really, the people who encourage them are cynical or manipulative.
She's saying this into a mirror.
After she just said that it was Jill Stein that ran as a third party.
So anybody, anybody who runs for president outside the Democrat or Republican Party are cynical.
What did she say?
Manipulate.
Cynical or manipulative.
The no-labels people are not centrists.
They're self-promoters.
And the people behind them are, frankly, big, rich Republican donors who want to.
So the people behind, she said the people behind this third party are big, rich Republican donors, as opposed to the other two parties, which are just big, rich billionaire.
What the again, the thing that they claim to hate, they give the game away.
That's what the game is.
Everybody's help Donald Trump anyway they can.
Wow.
I guess you guys shouldn't have put him in the race originally.
Scumbag.
Yeah.
Scumbag should have said, please run because we know Hillary Kennedy.
It was Bill and that's stupid.
It was Bill and Hillary Clinton who encouraged Donald Trump to run for president.
And then it was Bill and Hillary Clinton who did the Pied Piper strategy.
What is the Pied Piper strategy?
It was to get People like her to write articles that propped up Donald Trump because they wanted to run against Donald Trump because they thought they could beat Donald Trump.
So, talk about cynical and manipulative.
That would be the Clinton campaign, the Democrats, and people like her.
And this is not the guy that wrote the 48 laws of power.
This is an actual woman.
That's an actual woman.
That is not the guy who wrote 48 laws of power.
Okay.
Dead ringer, though.
So, of all the shit libs, this guy, this has to be the dumbest.
The great Michael Rapper.
The great Michael Rapperport.
I love his post, Jimmy.
So, Michael Rapperport, he is going to tell you why he's entertaining voting for Trump.
Now, he is not the canary in the coal mine.
Michael Rapperport is the last guy to figure out anything that's going on.
So, that's how.
Imagine a guy who talks as if he used to box a long time, but he doesn't.
That's right, exactly.
It's like he's Jerry Corey.
But let's watch him.
If it comes down to pig dick Donald Trump and smoking Joe Biden, I'm sorry.
I am sorry.
Voting for pig dick Donald Trump is on the table.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking.
I'll still call him slob dick Donald Trump, pig dick Donald Trump, and all that.
But we need to get this whole fucking situation under control.
So now he's saying voting for Donald Trump is.
Well, there you have it, folks.
The man who based his career on pretending to be a black guy is finally listening to the black community and leaning into their politics.
Although that goofy bug could break a clock, that broken clock is right twice a day.
And here's the first one we've ever seen.
He's got one more to go, but it's 12 hours away.
Is he saying pig dick or pig digit?
Pig dick.
What does that mean?
Who knows?
It's just it.
Is that from the Stormy Daniels book where she had to apologize for body shaming his penis afterwards?
Do you remember that?
Oh, you mean all those time I spent reading the Stormy Daniels book, Kirsten?
No, that was in the news.
Oh, I didn't read.
I don't know.
Maybe it was.
But this looks like Operation.
Want to hear it again?
I hope.
Hear it again.
So now what I'd Donald Trump?
Pig Dick.
Yeah.
It's smoking Joe Biden.
I'm sorry.
I am sorry.
Voting for Pig Dick Donald Trump is on the table.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking.
I'll still call him slob dick Donald Trump, pig dick Donald Trump, and all that.
But we need to get this whole fucking situation under control.
Maybe he replayed the movie he was in called Do the Right Thing and watched it backwards or something.
But I at first thought, I didn't know what that was.
I thought, oh, I thought he's upset with, I'm so not following.
It's about Israel.
I thought it was he was upset with Joe Biden over his support of Israel.
No, he's.
I thought that why?
That's because I don't follow Michael Rappaport.
You're absolutely right.
Well, then someone told me, I tweeted it out.
Hollywood is the last for everything, right?
They were the last to still defend vaccines.
They were the last to still defend Ukraine.
And they will be the last still defending Zionism.
The hippest place on earth.
Not so effing hip after all.
Wait, but wouldn't DC be the last place on earth to support those things?
No, Hollywood.
Yeah.
Hollywood.
Isn't DC just ugly Hollywood?
Yes.
Yes, that's what they say.
So, but then someone corrected me that, no, Jimmy, he's actually a Zionist who wants to see the slaughter of Palestinians.
That's the kind of, that's the kind of heart he has.
He has a good heart.
Right.
And then he's a bit punchy.
And they go, he put this out.
If you're not called a racist at least once a day online, you're on the wrong side of history.
Well, now you tell me.
Now, Michael Rappaport.
You said everybody was racist to vote for Trump.
Right.
You said it was racist to vote for Trump.
Apparently, Trump's on the right side of history.
Well, that side of history flips and flops.
Isn't that something how they flip and flop like this?
Who controls history at the end of the day to decide who's right and wrong?
No.
So Can't Handle the Truthbox says, here he is going insane, blaming the genocide of Palestine, not building shelters.
Pat Palestine not building shelters.
Think I'm kidding?
This is a full mental breakdown of Zion.
So let's watch this.
Here we go.
You actually think that Israel, the IDF, just randomly went into a hospital?
You actually, what am I asking?
Do you actually some of you actually think that there's no hostages since October 7th?
Some of you actually think that was staged.
Some of you actually think the Holocaust didn't exist.
Some of you actually think Building 7 was blown up.
Some of you actually think that Dick Cheney.
Go ahead.
I mean, the guy literally doesn't know.
This is what I'm saying.
He doesn't know anything.
He knows nothing.
He knows nothing.
And so his whole Trump thing was based on knowing nothing.
And now this is actually a great time to be alive, I got to say.
It's really fun watching this.
Because Kanye West had a similar breakdown.
I don't know if you remember.
It was kind of big.
I didn't really follow it.
Well, it was the same like a guy who kind of heard a thing and senses something, but doesn't know how to describe it.
Where's Kanye West?
Like, he sent something, but for him, it translates like, no, I mean, Hitler was a good man.
And the same thing.
It's like these dumbasses getting their handlers, like working them up.
His handler is all of online.
I saw another one where he goes, don't you?
Let's watch the rest of this.
Let's watch the rest.
Some of you actually all of a sudden are considering Osama bin Laden a freedom fight.
Hi, dumb fucks.
But you actually may or may not know, you fucking ding bats, That there are absolutely none.
0.0.
There's no bomb shelters in Gaza for the people.
Israel obviously has bomb shelters everywhere.
People, women, children, families were ripped out of their bomb shelters and kidnapped and killed on October 7th.
Hamas has been given billions.
Will there be billions of dollars?
Billions of dollars from Qatar and other countries.
Yet they have not built any bomb shelters, but they have built an intricate tunnel system that only they go into.
They hide like little fucking scared cockroaches.
Like little terrorist, scared cockroaches.
They hide in their tunnels.
The civilians have nowhere to go because they don't give a fuck.
Because if you're a civilian.
Do they give less of a fuck of Israel killing babies and slaughtering civilians?
It's not Israel's job to care about it's not Israel's job to care about slaughtering people.
Okay, Israel's job is just to run stuff and don't mess with it.
And if he cares so much about the people, why don't you take care of them?
Egypt or Hamas, the evil terror organization.
Hey, why isn't the evil terror organization take care of the people?
I know.
So, so if there's an evil terror organization, that means we just go and wipe out everybody.
You know, there's lots of Christians in Gaza, too.
Did you know that?
Like, I don't want to give a precise.
I heard 20%.
Correct me on that number in the chat.
But yeah, there's lots of Christians.
And so they're just slaughtering people.
And they all justify it because there's terrorists there.
Well, if there's a terrorist, let me put it this way: if there was a terrorist inside a cafe in Israel, would you bomb that cafe?
Of course you wouldn't because it's filled with Jewish people, not the Palestinians.
If there was a terrorist inside of a synagogue inside of Israel, would you bomb that synagogue?
No, because it's filled with Jewish people and their lives matter.
You'd send you, but not in Gaza.
So again, there's just no defending this.
And people just are.
So they've become the Hitlerian, the thing they used to fight against, they become that thing.
And as Nietzsche said, when you're fighting monsters, make sure you don't become a monster in the process.
When you gaze into the abyss, make sure the abyss does not gaze back into you.
And that's exactly what has happened to the Zionists, not the Jewish people, but the Zionists of Israel and the Zionists here.
And so he would be considered a Zionist.
And, you know, Keaton from Due Dissonance, when he was on this show, he, or I don't, maybe I saw it on his show, but he laid this idea that the Jews need a state, a country of their own, so they could never be subjected to the Holocaust again.
Well, the fact that he lives in New York and is completely protected lays waste to that stupid idea.
Nobody has to worry about that.
And that's all made up.
And it's all made up by Zionists, which actually goes against the Torah.
So they've twisted themselves in prayer.
And that's what this is.
And he does it with such, you know, of course, he's the Keith Oberman of Israel.
You know, of the Zionists, put it that way.
He's a little brighter than Keith Oberman, but it's the Yankees.
Everything's the Yankees.
That's the brain pattern.
Let's watch if there's more here.
These dummies are trying to convince you that if you die on their behalf while they're hiding in tunnels, you're a martyr.
What kind of stupid, crazy shit is that?
You're a martyr if you die while they're hiding in tunnels.
There's no how did they die, though?
How did they die?
You took American bombs and you dropped it on neighborhoods full of babies and doctors and nurses.
That's how they died because you're committing war crimes.
That's why, and I love how they always start.
So this, the whole Israeli-Palestinian war, whenever a Zionist talks about it, they start the story in the third act on October 7th.
They don't start with the Nakba in 1947.
They don't start with the blockade.
They don't start with the constant mowing the lawn, meaning going in and killing people.
That's not where it started.
It started with the CIA and Nazis overthrowing the democratically elected president of Ukraine in 2014.
That's where this starts.
And then there were two more peace accords, which Ukraine and NATO broke.
They never tell you any of that stuff.
They never tell you that Ukraine and the Nazis were killing civilians in Donbass, which is what prompted Putin to invade.
So they start the story there.
And that's how these people start the story.
And then he leaves out from, oh, you're not a martyr if you die for those people.
Well, why are they dying?
Oh, because we're slaughtering them.
We are taking out non-combatants by the thousands.
What?
Who is he talking?
Is he talking to Palestinians who are on Instagram?
Who is he talking to?
I guess.
Oh, you think you're a martyr?
Is he talking to me?
I didn't think I was a martyr.
I don't know who he is.
You can't even respond.
This guy's like impossible to respond to.
He's just like the aggregate.
Yeah.
When it trickles, he's the caboose of the human centipede of bad information about the situation.
Like, he's not even the middle car on the caboose.
No.
For the civilians of Gaza.
Yet the terrorist, savage cockroaches are hiding deep, deep underground.
So, but you're not a savage if you slaughter thousands and thousands of children, thousands and thousands of non-combatants.
Cockroaches are okay to go.
So, yeah, so it's okay to kill cockroaches.
I mean, so guys like this have become very much like Nazis.
They always were.
And turns out they always were.
It just needed the right situation.
You just needed the right situation.
I promise you, he's had the same arguments about baseball.
How can you say that?
I can't watch any more of this.
Jim Bulbs, yeah.
But he was in a Woody Allen movie I saw where they were doing a bank job, and he was very funny in that.
He was great in movies.
He was great in true romance.
And I chalked that up to good directors.
They know how to take a dumb guy and use his sincerity with dialogue.
And that's what that is.
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