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Sept. 29, 2023 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Hey, come see us on tour.
We're going to be in Tampa, Boca Raton, Orlando, Dallas, Houston, San Diego, Bloomington, Illinois, Indianapolis, and Levitown, New York.
Wow, that's a lot of dates.
See you there.
Hey, this is the Jimmy Dore show.
Craig Pasta, Jardula, sitting in for Jimmy.
Who's this?
Pasta, this is Senator Chuck Schumer of New York.
How are you, young man?
I'm doing very well.
Thank you, Senator.
How are you?
Oh, I'm in tip-top shape, Pasta.
Really just living my best life, as they say.
Ah, well, that's great to hear, Senator.
Why are you calling in today?
No reason.
Just wanted to check on you, make sure you're having a good time.
Those are big shoes to fill, those Jimmy Dore shoes.
Yes, they are.
But I think we're managing him very well.
I think you are too, Buster.
Well, I'll let you get back to your show.
So.
Wait, wait, wait, Mr. Senator.
Do you mind if I ask you a few questions since I have you on the phone?
Ask me questions.
Well, it's a little unorthodox, but I don't see why not.
I suppose you want to know about the debt ceiling negotiations.
Actually, I'd like to know why you haven't joined the chorus of Democratic senators who've called for Senator Bob Menendez to resign.
God damn it, that's exactly the one thing I didn't want you to ask me about.
Why did I agree to this?
Okay, first of all, it's not a chorus.
At last count, it was only about 12 or 13 senators.
That's hardly a chorus.
That's a small choir at best, if not simply an oversized doo-wop group.
Either way, not a chorus.
You can't do Verdi's Rayqueen with 13 or 14 people.
It's all I'm saying.
No, not in any way, shape, or form.
Have I answered your question?
No, no, no, no.
Not in any way, shape, or form.
Oh, for crying out loud.
Look, the senator has been charged with a crime, not murder or anything crazy, just regular crime.
And he gets his day in court to prove his innocence like anyone else.
And by the way, he says he's innocent.
That's an important point here that gets lost.
We can't just drum a Democratic senator out of the Senate for no good reason.
Isn't that exactly what you did to Al Frankton?
Who?
Franken?
Senator Al Franken.
Oh, him.
Well, that was different.
Yeah, I agree.
Was he charged with literal bribery like Senator Mendez was?
No.
Was he charged with any crime at all?
No, worse.
He was in a photograph where he was clowning around on a USO tour with his comedy partner and acting like he was placing his hands on her breasts.
Her breasts, pasta, her precious bosom.
He simply had to go, no question about it.
Without any kind of investigation or anything, huh?
Especially not with any kind of investigation.
My fellow New York senator, Kirsten Gillibrand, wanted him to resign.
So that made it so him resigning was the right thing to do.
Having him in the Senate made her feel unsafe.
And even investigating it further would have made her feel even more unsafe.
And as we all know, anytime any woman feels unsafe about anything, it is our job as male allies to burn down the fucking world to appease her.
I see.
And I don't think that any female senator feels unsafe because Senator Menendez and his wife are accused of taking bribes.
Oh, so an earth stage photo of boob honking from years before is worse than bribery, a crime that undermines a senator's very fitness for office?
Well, it appears I painted myself into a corner where I have to say yes, so yes.
Besides, is there a photo of him being bribed?
No.
And plus, he hasn't been convicted.
We don't know that he took any bribes.
They found almost a half a million dollars in cash hidden in his house.
Well, Senator Menendez said those were withdrawals he made over many years, so he would have a comfortable amount of emergency cash at hand.
Don't you have an emergency cash, Dash Pasta?
What possible conceivable emergency would there be that anyway would require half a million dollars in cash?
Well, sometimes in a very serious emergency, you need to buy a house in another country.
Ah, yes, we've all been there.
He also had gold bars hidden in his house, Mr. Schumer.
What?
Gold's a good investment.
It's a good hedge against inflation.
Any financial advisor will tell you that.
Yes, but usually through shares in a gold fund or bullion stored properly in a financial institution.
Well, now, where's the fun in that?
What's the point of having gold if you can't take it out and look at it every now and again?
It's so pretty.
It's gold.
You seem really invested in protecting one of your most corrupt senators.
I've worked with Bob for many years and look forward to more years of working with Bob.
Man, you're really avoiding this.
All right, wise guy.
If any senators have come forward and called for his resignation, that means they can afford to.
Because Bob doesn't have any dirt on them.
Yes, he's the most corrupt politician in Congress.
It's an open secret.
So for those of us a little longer in the tooth, he could absolutely ruin us.
What does he have on you?
I cry during musicals.
That's it?
Yeah, but no, like loudly sobbing.
It's unsettling.
You know what?
That doesn't seem so bad.
Also, I have an off-the-books estate in the Bahamas that I received as a bribe, which is probably the worst of the two if I had to guess.
So just do me a favor and don't tell anybody, okay?
You got it, Senator Schumer.
Thank you.
I appreciate our little private, unrecorded conversations, Pasta.
Now go have a nice show, and I'll talk to you later, okay?
Arriva Dare, Chief Pasta.
I've always wanted to say that.
Senator Schumer, everybody, give him a round of applause.
Yeah.
Establishment media sets of art and spiding.
Oh, good luck.
Bullshit.
We can't afford.
Fomenting this.
Watch and see as the jet golf.
The medium speeds and jumps the medium.
And hits them head on.
It's the Chimitor Show.
Bye.
you Thank you.
Thank you.
The reason why I'm sitting in the seat here today is because when Jimmy goes on the road, he's got a lot of things to do.
Something amazing he just did recently.
I don't know if you caught this, guys.
Jimmy Door, I had the opportunity to address the UN Security Council on the anniversary of the attack of the Nord Stream pipeline.
How did you celebrate?
I don't know.
I had some popcorn and watched the movie.
It was the biggest act of industrial sabotage and eco-terrorism in human history and was committed by the United States military.
You know, I just gotta, I gotta pause for a second before we play the whole thing.
I gotta play its whole thing in entirety, but it's amazing when Jimmy uses these words right here.
So he talked about industrial sabotage.
Yeah, the most man-made greenhouse gases.
Exactly.
And he made sure he hit that point: eco-terrorism.
And that's very, very important.
That's why I was very, very proud when Jimmy was hitting this because the audience that he was hitting it to, they have to understand this.
When everybody sits there and goes, well, Joe Biden, at least he's better than Donald Trump on the economy, excuse me, on the climate and the environment.
No, he's not.
Well, hold on.
The official narrative, and this is not better, by the way, than we did it, is that they think Ukraine did it.
Yeah.
Are you shitting me?
And then that little asshole just came to lecture me about climate change.
Yeah.
If they caused that?
Also, they didn't.
It was us.
Yeah.
It was.
If it's Ukraine, it's us.
Ukraine's system is no longer Ukraine since 2014.
When we went in there, we changed government.
Ukraine was no longer Ukraine.
It was just a proxy of the United States.
And we know this because Victoria Newman, her family, they don't know the people that can do that kind of demolition.
They just don't.
That's got real highly resources.
Definitely, I definitely think that SEALs were involved.
But let's listen to his whole speech.
It was pretty awesome.
Very proud of Jimmy Doerr.
That's why you see us here, ladies and gentlemen.
So he can do those things.
And that's why you got to support Kish.
It is because I was happy to see this, but don't like, why is Jimmy the one?
Like, there should be like 20 other really important people there.
It's like frightening.
You know what I mean?
That doesn't go like a lot of lies.
It is a little frightening, but I'm happy about it because when you say that, yeah, there's other people, other experts that will talk about it.
But where's all these people that should be there?
But you know what?
Jimmy's a master communicator, and that's the important thing right now.
So I'm glad he did it because he highly connected.
Let's watch this and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Here's Jimmy Doerr speaking for the UN.
Greetings, Mr. President, distinguished members of the council.
I'm here to speak today about the attack on the Nord Stream pipeline that took place one year ago on September 26, 2022.
Four explosions ruptured the Nord Stream 1 and 2 pipelines that carried natural gas from Russia to Europe.
It was the biggest act of industrial sabotage in human history, severing the main artery for energy from Russia to Germany.
Cheap energy that was critical to maintaining Germany's industrial base.
We have heard every cocktime and ridiculous theory on how this happened.
Now, you don't need to be a genius investigative reporter to figure out who was the culprit of the Nord Stream attack.
Incredibly, most Western news outlets ignore the fact that the president of the United States, Joe Biden himself, announced on February 9th, 2022, that he would, in fact, attack the Nord Stream 2 pipeline, saying, and I quote, if Russia made Ukraine tanks crossing the border again, there will no longer be a Nord Stream 2 pipeline.
We will bring an end to it.
I promise you, we will be able to do it.
Even with that pre-admission of guilt from the president of the United States, most of the Western press remained baffled as to who could have pulled off the greatest act of echo terrorism in history.
But luckily, we don't have to rely on my interpretation of President Biden's clear threat to attack the pipelines.
We actually have Seymour Hears, a genius investigator reporter with impeccable reputation and credentials, who reported that in June of 2022, United States Navy divers operating under the cover of a widely publicized summer NATO exercise known as Ball Tops 22 planted the remotely triggered explosives that three months later destroyed three of the four Nord Stream pipelines,
according to a source with direct knowledge of the operational planning.
And like all criminals, the perpetrators could not contain their elation over committing the crime.
Shortly after the attack, many high-ranking U.S. officials could not help but brag about their achievements and expressed multiple times how they were proud of being able to put an end to the pipelines.
Under Secretary of State Victoria Newland said, I am, and I think the administration is, very gratified to know that Nord Stream 2 is now, as you like to say, a hunk of metal at the bottom of the sea.
The United States Secretary of State Antony Blinken called it a tremendous opportunity to once and for all remove the dependence on Russian energy.
You have to be a paid liar to not acknowledge the hand of the United States in carrying out these attacks.
Not only did President Biden declare he would do this, but high-ranking U.S. officials have said similar things for years.
We can look to 2014 when former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice stated that over the long run, you simply want to change the structure of energy dependence.
You want to depend more on North American energy platforms, which is what this is really all about.
An economic war between the West and Russia in order to fill the pockets of rapacious capitalists who actually pull the strings from the U.S. government and dictate foreign policy.
So let's pull back and take a look at the context in which this pipeline bombing occurred, shall we?
It's all happening under the guise of defending Ukraine from an unprovoked Russian invasion.
But of course, that's only true if you start the Story of the Ukraine war somewhere near the end of the story instead of the beginning, which would indict Ukraine, the U.S., and NATO.
The U.S. and NATO are to blame, which is why the Western media always leaves the origin of this conflict out of their coverage and leaves most people in the dark with a false version of the cause of the conflict.
Most Americans believe that Vladimir Putin woke up one day and decided for no particular reason to invade Ukraine and start a war completely out of the blue.
This is what supporters of the Ukraine in this war actually believe, because that's the only narrative they hear from their news media, which is funded by the people who profit off this war, the military-industrial complex, the fossil fuel companies in the West, and of course, Wall Street.
To make a crude analogy of the Western media's coverage of the Russian invasion is the following.
Let's say Vladimir Putin was standing on a bus stop and there was an old lady standing in the street and a bus was heading straight for her.
So Vladimir Putin pushes the old lady out of the way of the oncoming bus and out onto the concrete sidewalk.
The Western corporate media would start that story near the end saying Russian president pushes old lady down onto the concrete.
The same goes for the entirety of the Ukraine-Russian war.
The Western media starts the story of the war at February 24th, 2022.
That is just the beginning of it.
You can see the rest of it.
Please, we're going to make a separate clip.
I'm sure it's all over the interwebs.
You can check it out.
But I thought that was a good place to end it too as well.
And to revisit what we just learned recently from this guy over here, Seymour Hirsch.
Okay.
It's a year of lying about Nord Stream, right?
Listen, anybody flapping their jibs about climate change and greenhouse gas, if you're not bringing this up, the largest emission in all of human history, shut up forever about the environment.
Kurt, you obviously don't know anything about it.
Well, let me ask you a question.
Has anything changed with those same people when it came to the COVID restrictions and masks and the actual shots that are going on and all that stuff?
Have they changed their tune?
I mean, we have all those people that ineffective boosters.
Exactly, all that stuff.
Yes.
And now with this greenhouse gas, we need a mask.
Well, a lot of people thought that the next lockdowns will be climate lockdowns.
But let's take a look at this.
This is a year of lying about the Nord Stream pipeline.
Biden administration has acknowledged neither its responsibility for the pipeline bombing nor the purpose of the sabotage.
And this is from September 26, 2023.
I think Biden might be less than a million times better than Trump now.
Not to disagree with Konkolinski and Crystal Ball, but I think like this makes him not a million times better.
Well, I mean, he just took a shot the other day.
You know what I'm saying?
They showed him with the mask on doing it.
Mandy is a Dr. Cohen talking about now.
You can get them both at the same time.
I hope it was a shot of that go-go juice they gave Hitler now that they're hanging out with Nazis.
Nobody is changing their tune in the mainstream media.
Very few people, but we do have one person.
We'll show that person today.
But let's get back to this.
Given Russians vast stores of natural gas and oil, American presidents since John F. Kennedy have been alert to the potential weaponization of these natural resources for political purposes.
That view remains dominant among Biden and his hawkish foreign policy advisors.
And you know them all.
Secretary of State Anthony Blinken, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan, and Victoria Noodleman Newland, now the acting deputy to Biden, also the one who was on the ground handing out cookies on the Maidan in 2014 when there was an actual coup and we switched governments from Ukraine to a United States proxy.
Sullivan convened a series of high-level national security meetings late in 2021 as Russia was building up its forces along the border of Ukraine with an invasion seen as almost inevitable.
Now, let me tell you something.
This whole thing, what they were saying right now in this article is that they were doing this or they threatened to do this to try to deter Russia from getting involved in war.
Russia only moved its troops to the border to try to deter Ukraine, the Azov battalion, from continuing to strike at a mass rate, the people of the Donbas.
Celebrated Azov Battalion?
It was celebrated as a battalion.
That's why they moved troops to the border, Kurt.
They were trying to deter them.
Now with up to 90% less Nazis stamped by the ADL?
Not according to the Canadian parliament.
The group, which included representatives from the CIA, was urged to come up with a proposal for action that could serve as a deterrent to Vladimir Putin.
The mission to destroy the pipelines was motivated by the White House's determination to support Ukraine President Vlodimor Green Screen Zelensky.
Sullivan's goal seemed clear.
The White House policy was to deter Russia from an attack, the official told me.
The challenge it gave to the intelligence community was to come up with a way that was powerful enough to do that and to make a strong statement of American capability.
So find us a way in which we can scare Vladimir Putin and the Russian Federation from even thinking about attacking.
Let him know we'll do something crazy and bonsai-like so that he'll change his ways and take those troops away from the border and not even think about it.
How can we do these shock and odd things?
They're not.
There's no shock or awe.
Yeah, they're like, oh, I'm going to kill you.
Like all we do is they get their back.
I mean, you know, when they needlessly dropped that extra bomb on you on Nagasaki to just show you.
I think the first one was needless, but go ahead.
Yeah, but okay.
But a second one for no one is like when Stalin's supposed to go, oh my God, they have two of those.
I guess I'll never try to get those for myself.
Me, Stalin.
Well, some people will argue, Kurt, that the fact is that our foreign policy apparatus, the CIA or the military-industrial complex, acts so crazy.
And that's why we haven't seen any attacks on the homeland itself.
They'll point to that.
What about the incel, the far-right incel text?
What about that group that was going to disrupt a gay pride parade in Idaho?
And thank God.
I'm talking about a foreign combatant.
I'm talking about another country won't do anything because they know we're crazy.
How many people did you hear back in the days?
Trying to spy on us with a balloon.
Of course they'll attack us.
How many people did you hear back in the day?
January 6th.
How many people did you hear back in the day in Iraq when they said somebody had to get hit?
Somebody needed to be invaded.
Because what they did about 9-11.
I thought that.
You did think that.
Dude, this is how absolutely detached from any kind of logic.
I remember it well.
There's a lot of people like that.
They were saying things that made sense.
Yeah.
Then I was like, shut up.
Where we got all this military?
We're not going to blow somebody up with a funny hat on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everybody, and I mean, New York was united on a racial level.
Like I've never seen that.
California was united too as well.
I mean, I saw somebody a couple days later.
All the prisoners came together, right?
I saw somebody holding an American flag over a passway, and they were just people were honking, going crazy, and going nuts.
And when George Bush goes, and those people who attacked those buildings will hear from us soon.
And also, people who knew better made the case that Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden were friends, that they were going to unite to fight America.
Even I can't remember his name.
I think it was Richard Moll, who went on Bill Maher's show.
He's like, you've got to be crazy to think these two entities wouldn't work together against the United States.
I'm like, those two entities hate each other.
And I realized, too, that people didn't know what the hell was going on when the president himself didn't know the difference between a Sunni and a Shia.
Yeah, well, there was a number of problems with it looking back.
We did execute the greatest president in the history of Iraq.
We did.
I now know what I did not know then.
The real reason why the Biden administration brought up taking out the Nord Stream pipeline.
The official recently explained to me that at the time, Russia was supplying gas and oil throughout the world via a dozen pipelines.
But Nord Stream 1 and 2 ran directly from Russia through the Baltic Sea to Germany.
And now Germany, once again, depended on Russian natural gas and went back to a baby.
It's just way more inconvenient and costs more.
Great job.
World order coming through.
Yep.
And here's the thing, too, as well.
Like, even before they went back to the Russians to get more energy and more oil now with the natural gas we talked about the other day, there were talks that they were buying and purchasing gas and oil from China that China bought from Russia just at a higher price.
That doesn't sound like liquid freedom.
The administration put Nord Street on the table because it was the only one we could access, and it would be totally deniable.
The official said, is it?
Totally deniable.
We solved the problem within a few weeks by early January and told the White House our assumption was that the president would use the threat against Nordstream as a deterrent to avoid war.
So that's, oh, yeah, he was just going to do it.
We were helping him out.
We came up with a plan because he's going to use it to deter war.
Okay, I'll bet you, though, because I still remember, I came with that senator that retired and wrote a book about how at the beginning, the one guy that was going to vote against the Iraq war and he was jogging and two, somebody from an intelligence agency he still doesn't know clued him in that it was all fake.
Do you know that?
And then he it's really a couple years ago, they were reporting on when this book came out.
I can't remember his name.
I'm sorry, but I just remember being like, wow.
And then he kept it to himself until writing this book 20 years later.
But that means somebody in intelligence was trying to do the right thing and get word to somebody.
What I think is they slowly try to filter these people out more and more.
So I can see somebody at the agency.
If you're going into somewhere in your career and you want to believe, right?
A bunch of people going to a lot of things believing.
And then that's the everybody's got their moment when they realize how shit actually works.
Yeah.
You know, so imagine people in the 30 or something, and then they go, oh, just everybody has to go through it.
But Kurt, I'm sure they go through it too.
I think they're just humans.
There's narcissistic humans and there's regular, you know, people who aren't.
They think for others, they think their job.
You realize you're not getting ahead if you ever have integrity.
Well, that's the thing getting ahead.
There's going to be good cops.
There's going to be good CIA agents.
There's going to be good FBI.
I mean, listen.
And they will be found and removed.
Yes.
And they will be found and they will be removed.
And some of those people will try to link information to get it to the people who they think can get it out to the public so that for the better of good.
But then, once again, if they are fingered or they are found to be opening their mouths, they'll get removed, like you said.
It was no surprise to the agency's secret planning group when on January 27th, 2022, the assured and confident Newland, then Undersecretary of the State for Political Affairs, stridently warned Putin that if he invaded Ukraine, he was clearly, as he clearly was planning to, that one way or another, Nord Stream 2 will not move forward.
So they threatened that.
The line attracted enormous attention.
And then a kindly stranger followed through on our threats for us.
Yeah.
Because I know we didn't do it.
I'm denying it.
Yes.
The line attracted enormous attention, but the words preceding the threat did not.
The official State Department transcript shows that she preceded her threat by saying that with regard to the pipeline, we continue to have very strong and clear conversations with our German allies.
On July 21st, 2021, Biden told the press corps that since the pipeline was 99% finished, the idea that anything was going to be said or done was going to stop it was not possible.
At the time, Republicans led by Senator Ted Cruz of Texas depicted Biden's decision to permit the Russian gas to flow as a generational geopolitical win for Putin and a catastrophe for the United States and its allies.
Wasn't Ted Cruz when we was talking about liquid freedom?
I thought it was him.
It was a Republican, I remember.
We are surrounded by war hawks.
These little G.I. Joe, you know, empire education.
I really wish that Lindsey Graham and Donald Trump now praising, stop, make fun of Lindsey Graham.
He's my friend.
No, he's a war hawk.
Is Trump defending Lindsey Graham?
Trump has recently been defending Lindsey Graham.
But two weeks after Newland's statement on February 7th, 2022, a joint White House press conference with the visiting Schultz, who's the prime minister of German, Biden signaled that he had changed his mind and was joining Newland and other equally hawkish foreign policy aides and talking about stopping the pipeline.
What is Schultz going to do?
He's puppet.
If Russia invades, that means tanks and troops crossing the border of Ukraine again, he said.
There will no longer be a Nord Stream 2.
We will bring it to an end.
We will bring an end to it.
Excuse me.
Asked how we could do it since the pipeline was under Germans' control.
He said, we will.
I promise you.
We'll be able to do it.
I've actually seen people act like it's crazy to think that that means that they admitted it.
He said that.
No, he didn't.
Or he didn't admit it.
I guess he was breaking another promise.
Schultz asked the same question, said, We're acting together.
We are absolutely united, and we will not be able to, we will not be taking different steps.
We will do the same steps, and then there will be very, very hard.
They will be very, very hard to Russia, and they should understand.
The German leader was considered then and now by some members of the CIA team to be fully aware of the secret planning underway to destroy the pipelines.
At the time, the challenge to the intelligence community was to come up with a plan that would be forceful enough to deter Putin from the attack on Ukraine.
The official told me, we did it.
We found an extraordinary, extraordinary deterrent because of its economic impact on Russia.
And Putin did it despite the threat.
Even though he was threatened, because you know why?
It wasn't going to be.
They knew they can find new customers.
It's oil, baby.
It's energy.
If you control the resources, somebody will want to buy it.
You had another country.
He knew the Chinese would help him out.
How did Venezuela not be able to do it?
Because I'm Venezuela needed their refineries.
They don't have the capability without the refineries to take that sludge and turn it into oil, you know, that they can sell.
So they need it.
It's kind of like the situation in Cuba right now, where half their sugar cane plants are kind of shut down because they went to the old school way because they can't have the mechanism of kind of, you know, of the actual factories and the pieces because of the sanctions.
So they can't get the proper equipment in to refine it properly.
So it's just handicapped.
And here's the thing: just like Venezuela and Nicaragua and Cuba in the same boat, it might not be official that you can't do business with them.
But if you do do business with them, that being another country, the United States is going to punish you for it.
So nobody does business with you.
Means cancel culture?
Yeah, cancel culture for other countries.
What I did not know then was, but was told recently was that after Biden's extraordinary public threat to blow up Nordstream 2 with Schultz standing next to him, the CIA planning group was told by the White House that there would be no immediate attack on the two pipelines, but the group should arrange to plant the necessary bombs and be ready to trigger them on demand after the war began.
And then what we think happened is Ukraine came in and did it before we could press the button on the thing.
How about when they said Russia did it?
Like they blew up their own pipeline.
That was the first because people were so naive to what was going on that the mainstream media could say stupid shit like that or imply that.
Russia did it.
The eco part of this is a great part to hammer because if you just said the Nord Stream pipeline to almost anybody, including people that probably have Ukraine flags on their Twitter, they don't know what the hell you're talking about and they will glaze right over talking to you.
The eco thing though, that's unbelievable that you would ever talk about somebody eating a hamburger after they endorsed like yeah.
I gotta eat bugs now because you guys did.
That's why I'm very happy.
You gotta eat bugs.
Listen, there's already bugs in this stuff.
I'm very happy that Jimmy hit that point.
Yeah.
Eco-terrorism is something that needs to be done.
Thomburg seems to have forgotten about it.
She spoke to the U.N. And she's going to be mad at Donald Trump.
It was Biden who caused the greatest eco-terrorism catastrophe of all times, not Donald Trump.
Just remember that.
It was then that we, the small planning group that was working in Oslo with the Royal Norwegian Navy and special services on the project, understood that the attack on the pipelines was not a deterrent because as the war went on, we never got the command.
After Biden's order to trigger the explosives planted on the pipeline, it took only a short flight with a Norwegian fighter and dropping of an altered off-the-shelf sonar device at the right spot in the Baltic Sea to get it done.
So it was there.
Norway's like, hey, hey, hey, come on, man.
Don't know, don't Norway.
By then, the official told me, we realized the destruction of the two Russian pipelines was not related to the Ukrainian war.
Putin was in the process of annexing the four Ukrainian outblasts he wanted, but was part of a neocom political agenda to keep Schultz and Germany with winter coming up and the pipeline shut down from getting cold feet and opening up the shuttered Nordstream 2.
The White House fear was that Putin would get Germany under his thumb and then he was going to get Poland.
Well, Polten's coming around now, but that's what they were worried about.
They were worried that Putin could somehow streak.
So you thought you would do terrorism first.
Yes.
Well, they were afraid that Putin was going to go to them like, come on, man.
You need our oil.
You get it at a good price.
We have a deal.
I think that in their mind, the German of our disastrous idea.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, once again, it's kind of crazy the way everybody's doing it.
I'm doing it anyway.
So great job all around.
Everybody should keep their job forever.
And there's no such thing as a deep state, even though none of these people get fired.
Yeah.
And like you said, they have a 80% disapproval rate in Congress, but they got a 90% retention rate.
I meant all the people that write these great think tank books about how we need to do something crazy right now.
They get hired by those people in Cuba.
Can we wait to do something crazy?
We can't afford to wait.
The White House said nothing as the world wondered who committed the sabotage.
So the president struck a blow against the economy of Germany and Western Europe, the official told me.
He could have done it in June and told Putin, we told you what we would do.
The White House silence and denials were, he said, a betrayal of what we were doing.
If you're going to do it, if you are going to do it, do it when you would do it when it would have made a difference.
Within days of the bombing, officials in Denmark and Sweden announced they would conduct an investigation.
Really, like, you didn't know who did it.
They reported two months later that there had been, indeed, been an explosive, an explosion, and said there would be further inquiries.
None has emerged.
The German government conducted an inquiry about announced, but announced that major parts of its finding would be classified.
Well, I'm sure that's not suspicious in any way.
Because you're hiding something.
And why would you, of course, remember at 9-11 when they didn't tell you who did it?
Yeah.
Remember, they didn't go, hey, it was all these guys from here in Osama bin Laden.
They kept it classified, right?
Yep.
They didn't want you to know.
And we got to invade Iraq because a bunch of Saudis bombed the World Trade Center.
Yeah.
There is no evidence That President Biden has required the American intelligence community to conduct a major all-source inquiry into the pipeline bombing.
Such requests are known as taskings and are taken seriously inside the government.
All of this explains why a routine question I posed a month or so after the bombings to someone with many years in the American intelligence community led me to the truth that no one in America or Germany seems to want to pursue.
My question was simple.
Who done it?
Who did it?
Stuff happens, okay?
There's no reason to go blaming people willy-nilly like their Russell Brand.
The Biden administration blew up the pipelines, but the action had little to do with winning or stopping the war in Ukraine.
It resulted in from fears in the White House that Germany would waver and turn on the flow of Russian gas and that Germany and then NATO for economic reasons would fall under the sway of Russia and its extensive and inexpensive natural resources and thus follow the ultimate fear that America will lose its long-standing primacy in Western world.
But isn't England still our bitch?
I mean, we dragged them into everything and they go along with it and they there are, you know, that's why we want them in the EU because they're our boy in the EU.
Well, I mean, there you have it.
At the end of the day, I think a lot of people were fearful inside American foreign policy apparatus that Putin would be able to convince Germany to still go along with business, you know, business as usual.
And that's why sometimes when I think that, I think that this kind of like the fact that they're sending tanks and all these other weaponry, even though they know they still want to do business with Russia, right?
They still want to make sure they get that cheap.
Yeah, that's what peace.
They're doing absolute shit work in the government.
And every time I see somebody babbling about how Trump's worse, are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Do you absolutely not, do you just revert to Gugu Gaga every time they say a new battle of good versus evil that it turns out is not that?
Well, I think you're kind of underplaying the fact that Putin hates the LGBT community, and that is a big reason why we need to go to war in Afghanistan.
The Taliban, we need to stay there and fight for the women.
I mean, come on.
Dude, this made me laugh today thing about when Putin, when the anti-gay law, when they said, and Russia's claim was like, we just don't want them propagandizing children with it.
And I was like, oh, but nobody's going to propagandize children.
That's what I cut to 2023.
Dude, there are gay clubs in Moscow and whatnot.
They just don't allow it in their parades and their school and all that stuff.
It's real.
They don't have any story times.
Remember the West Wing?
Well, they had this Putin-like candidate character and whatnot.
There was a scene.
I just watched it as a joke.
Well, there were a few times.
There was this Putin-like character.
And he even said, come on, my administration has gay people in it.
One of the guys closest to me is gay.
It's just we don't, our people are not cool with it.
They're conservative, so we just don't kind of put it out there.
But it was kind of one of those things that you're kind of just this false narrative that you're pushing right now because your people are so concerned about it, even though we're talking about friggin war and they want to push their ideologies on other countries.
And we said this in Nicaragua.
There was somebody who was kind of talking to an executive over there saying, well, I wish you guys were a lot more, you know, cool towards gay people and lesbians and stuff.
And they're like, dude, these are very Christian religious people that give them time.
How much money push your values on us, right?
How rich are you that you even have time to care about what Uganda says when meanwhile, the biggest eco-terrorism just happened from your own goddamn country?
We screwed up all of Africa.
In case somebody's wondering why they're flying Russian flags in those countries, that's our fault.
No knowledge of anything except the one lady gaga thing you were told to moo like a cow about.
Yeah.
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You can't even make this up.
This is the most ridiculous thing in the world.
Remember when Justin Trudeau was on the floor of the Canadian parliament and he was talking about the Nazis?
He was kind of the truckers are the Nazis.
They saw one Nazi flag.
They went crazy.
And all of them were Nazis.
I doubt that that was not someone who was a blant.
And then I watched Trevor Noah go, if there's even one Nazi flag, the whole trunker march is Nazis.
If there's even one.
So the deep state or the government can plant one there and ruin the whole thing.
That is so stupid.
I can't even believe this is real.
This is appalling.
A 98-year-old Ukrainian Canadian who fought for Ukrainian independence against the Russians in the Second World War.
This man fought for Hitler's Nazi Germany.
They brought him to the parliament and like a bunch of idiots there like seals the standing ovation twice.
Do we have the video?
I want to see the speech.
The speech received at least a dozen standing ovations.
Thank you.
There was also one for this man, a 98-year-old Ukrainian Canadian who fought for Ukrainian independence against the Russians during the Second World War.
Look at him holding back from a sigile.
First he wipes his head like, Selensky joins Canadian parliament ovation to a 98-year-old veteran who fought with the Nazis.
You can't make this up, dude.
You cannot make this up.
Are you showing a video of where the guy says they fought against Russia in World War II, where they actually says it?
No, I did not have that video ready.
Okay, so all of these idiots always heard of cattle and they are mooing together.
My girlfriend goes, she picked it out before I even, so she goes, wait, did he just say he fought they fought against Russia in World War II?
Yeah.
And she went to Florida public schools in Jacksonville.
Yeah.
And it occurred to her.
Their entire, I think there's one guy.
I think there's one guy.
I don't know if he clapped at the time or if he at least didn't clap, but one guy was like, hey, what the hell was that?
I don't know which Canadian guy, but he had a kind of foreign-sounded accent.
So it must be somebody who knows all about what happened.
But the second you here fought against Russia in World War II, are you that dumb?
You should be walking out of the parliament.
You're like, oh, no way.
I ain't dealing with this shit.
because nobody started clapping.
What did he say?
Like, there's no, I love to see footage of someone going, like, what's happening?
The Canadian parliament gave a standing ovation on Friday to a 98-year-old immigrant from Ukraine who fought in the third right military formation accused of war.
Is he a fugitive?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Because that unit is guilty of war crimes.
And then I don't.
It's different now.
Now they're the good guys.
Now they're fighting the Russians.
Maybe he was.
I mean, they just let him in.
I heard a lot of Canadians in Canada.
They took on a lot of those Nazis in paperclip that went over to Canada too as well.
The elderly veteran, Yaroslav Hunka, was honored during a session in which President Vladimir Green Screen Zelensky of Ukraine addressed the lawmakers to thank them for their support since Russia invaded his country, saying Canada has always been on the bright side of history.
Oh.
Oh, I need a t-shirt of the bright side of history with that guy's face right in the speaker of the House of Commons, Anthony Roda, who has compared Zelensky to Winston Churchill again with this bullshit.
No, he's not.
Even though Winston Churchill is still blown up too high.
Winston Churchill also hated darker skin colors.
Yeah.
He recognized a veteran from the Second World War who fought for Ukraine independence against the Russians and continues to support the troops today, even at the age of 98.
The AP caption described Hunka as having fought with the first Ukrainian division in World War II before later immigrating to Canada.
The first Ukrainian division is another name for the 14th Waffen Grenindir.
When you hear Waffen in the title, it does.
Division of the SS, the military wing of the Nazi Party.
The unit was also called SS Galenchina or Galenchina.
Galishna.
Galishna.
You know, I got a friend of mine.
He says, call me out.
I'll help you sound out the words.
I'm like, you will do that, but I'll forget when we go live.
Formed in 1943, SS Galishna?
I think Galachina or Galishina.
I'll say Galachina with you.
Galishina was composed of recruits from the Galatia region in western Ukraine.
The unit was armed and trained by the Nazis and commanded by German officers.
In 1944, the division was visited by SS head Heinrich Himmler, who spoke of the soldiers' willingness to slaughter the Poles.
Wait, hold on.
They slaughtered more Polish freaking Jews than any division out there.
Weren't they the ones?
Hold on.
Am I wrong?
Weren't they the ones that their massacre was so bad that Himmler got really upset about it?
And that's why they started using that Zyclone B because he was like horrified.
Because they went too far.
I think, I think.
Is that Galishna?
I think it's, I think you are correct there, but I'm not sure.
Wow.
And I believe that they even said that this division was going way too far in what they did.
I think they're famous.
So I know more about this hero of Canada than the Canadian Parliament.
Than the Canadian Parliament.
I mean, the fact is that you really, to tell you the truth, I mean, you even said your girl picked it up that she says, wait a second.
In World War II?
He has like that shit like pause.
Even a Florida paper.
Who are we clapping for?
Three months earlier, the SS Galishina subunits perpetrated what is known as the Hutta Pionyaka massacre, burning 500 to 1,000 Polish villagers alive.
So this is the one.
I had just been seeing all these.
There's like a couple of channels that I betcha are on the side of Ukraine and they're current reporting, but they were talking about historical atrocities.
And I've seen this whole story before.
That's really something.
It's quite a turnaround to whitewash, to like, well, I don't want to say, I'd say brightwash Ukraine past to that degree that people that run channels that just were reporting on this a couple years ago forgot all about it until now.
Now, dude, like you, you're right, you know, and a lot of people think that Zelensky's on his way out, that he's not going to be able to handle what's going on.
He's having too many problems with the Azov battalion on that wing.
What?
He can't get anything done.
I knew them.
So another move.
The president would be a mistake.
But here's the move, Kurt.
What people are saying, they're going to bring back Poroshenko.
But Poroshenko is always seen wearing SS freaking patches or Nazi patches on his arm.
So it's like, but people are so dumb to this.
Doesn't sitch and Adam know about this?
Look, Putin hates the LGBT community, and that is so stuck in so many people's minds, leftist minds, that they're going along with this shit.
Like, I've hear people talking about Putin being the most evil thing.
People I like.
But yet they're sitting there and standing up and applauding for actual fucking Nazis.
I remember somebody I like who's not, but this is a really dumb thing to say.
But like they were aware of that.
You know, nobody said all the Ukrainians are Nazis.
No one said that.
Although all Nazis do support Ukraine, if you're a Nazi.
But they're like, well, they're fighting against the communists.
If you're fighting the communists, when you fight with the sneak into someone else's country at that point because it's the battle of commies versus Nazis, I think all is lost.
So listen, the United States has a history of being able to fund the craziest radicals of all radicals, right?
The Mujahideen in Afghanistan, who did some crazy.
This is another Rambo.
Oh, we need to make a Rambo.
Four or five.
No, we thought four was a good one.
No.
Another Rambo in Ukraine.
Yes.
Fights with Azov.
Dude, I got to tell you something.
Damn, brave fighters.
I'm a New York Jet fan, but I've kind of put football to the side as I've gotten deeper into my work and been doing this for quite some time.
But this year we had Aaron Rodgers, and it was some excitement coming back.
And you know how I feel about Aaron Rodgers and what he's done.
How do you feel?
Well, you know, I think he stood up and took one for the team, Him and people like what's the basketball player, my favorite guy over there who really took one for the team.
The guy used to play for the Cavaliers.
I know anything about sports.
You know who I'm talking about?
Oh my God, I can't believe his name.
Everybody's like screaming it right now.
I bet you it's on that screen.
But, you know, he was one of those people who, you know, they hated him.
They said he lied.
Kyrie Irving.
So these guys, he was Kyrie Irving.
I support his flat earth stance.
And Djokovic, another one.
Kyrie Irving, Djokovic.
I know the joke you're talking about.
Kyrie Irving, Jokovich, Aaron Rodgers.
So Aaron Rodgers coming to the Jets was awesome.
But he's been hurt for the whole year because the first series of whatever he tours is Achilles Achilles tendon.
So here I am.
I'm going to peek at the Jets game.
You know what they were doing?
They had freaking Ukrainian flags on the back of their helmet.
Oh, my God.
All of them.
And then in the end zone, they had Ukrainian flags.
And then it was one Pfizer commercial after the other.
I'm like, this is disgusting.
What am I doing?
I'm out.
I'm out again.
They're like NASCARs, you know, like they had breast cancer on their helmets before.
And, you know, whatever the thing is, they're going to put it right on them like cars.
So let's read this right over here because this is something you just talked about.
During the Nuremberg trials, the International Military Tribunal declared the Waffen-SS to be a criminal organization responsible for mass atrocities, including the persecution and extermination of the Jews.
But yet he's there with Zelensky.
Brutalities and killings in concentration camps, excesses in the administration of occupied territories, the administration of the slave labor program, and mistreatment and murder of prisoners.
After the war, thousands of SS Galishina or Galachina veterans were allowed to resettle in the West, around 2,000 of them in Canada.
What?
By then, the unit was universally known as the First Ukrainian Division.
Okay.
It is unclear whether Zelensky knew that Hunka fought with that unit.
I'm sure he did.
We're not going to look at the guy.
Wait, wait, wait.
We're not going to scan the guy?
If Zelensky Slovo Ukraine is going to be a good one.
You're going to vet the guy?
No, he doesn't have to vet him.
He knows what he is.
He doesn't know.
He knows.
I know, right?
He doesn't know.
He knows.
He doesn't know.
Zelensky is the biggest.
He's not trying to blame the speaker.
They're trying to blame it on the speaker, but Trudeau obviously knew.
Yeah.
In 2021, the Ukrainian president joined the governments of Israel and Germany in denouncing a march honoring SS Galicina in Kyiv.
In the words of Justin Trudeau, there's good people on both sides.
That was Trump, right?
He said that.
Not about Nazis.
Trump said, no, Nazis should be condemned.
So this is what is next for Canada in this debacle.
An apology is owed to every Holocaust survivor and veteran of the Second World War who fought the Nazis.
And an explanation must be provided as how this individual entered the hallowed halls of the Canadian Parliament and received recognition from the Speaker of the House and a standing ovation, not once, but twice.
Wow.
And also, how he got to Canada in the first place as an international war criminal.
No, no, that's Operation Paperclip.
There was 2,000.
Yeah, it was settled there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That was legal.
That's not Canada's operation.
That's our operation, isn't it?
It was the West because a lot of them, it was like the Nazi draft.
Some went to Great Britain, some went to France, one, some went to England, some went to, well, that's Great Britain, excuse me, some went to the United States, some went to Canada.
I hope it's Operation Paperclip and not a different adopt a Nazi program that they had.
Can we look at his fist really quick?
Yes.
Because Zelensky's fist.
Oh, Zelinski knows.
Oh, you.
You know what, right there?
It would be the best if they just started playing that song.
You're the best around.
Nothing's going to ever keep you down.
Dude, look at them on the brighter side of history.
There they are.
Look at this.
Smiling, clapping.
Trudeau.
It is beyond outrageous that Parliament honored a former member of the Nazi unit saying Ukrainian ultra naturalist ideologues who volunteered for the Galatia division dreamed of an ethnically homogenous Ukrainian state and endorsed the idea of ethnic cleansing.
Hey, where's the ADL to weigh in on this show?
Somebody get the ADL on the horn.
I genuinely never expect an English-speaking country parliament to give a standing ovation to a one-time member of the SS.
Nothing surprises me.
Did you not see John Stewart get that medal?
Dude, this is still...
What do you mean?
It was a medal with a tattoo at Disneyland.
Wait, do you not watch all the videos where somebody's Nazi tattoo keeps slipping out?
And then somebody goes, this is Putin lying.
And then another video comes with another Nazi tattoo.
You don't see any of that?
No.
It's more of the same over here.
We're going to move on expeditiously.
Well, what did he say about him, right?
Well, I mean, just this is Simon Ateba.
This guy's getting a lot of play.
I like Simon.
We got to call him, get him on the show.
The villain lived long enough to become a hero.
I mean, that's what it is.
Like all these hilly, all these villains, all the people who are bad are now good.
And this is something that was said a long time ago, that in the future, you're going to see the West supporting Nazis during the war.
And it's the truth.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we become.
We're so propagandized that the mainstream media, along with the fucking government, go along and convince you that the Nazis are the good guys now because, but Putin.
It was Trump.
Now it's Buck Putin.
Ridiculous.
Max Blumenthal.
Here's what the BBC reported can in this parliament giving a standing ovation to Ukrainian who fought for Hitler during the Holocaust.
That's when they got Himmler got so horrified that they that's when Zyclone B, they're like, there's got to be a better way than this because this was such an atrocity, the Holocaust of bullets.
I'm pretty sure that's what their story is.
Yeah.
So a crime that shocked Himmler.
That guy lives in Canada.
He was shocked, Himmler.
And he's, dude, do you see him?
He's touched his head.
Like Dr. Strangelove.
He had to hold his thing down.
I'm surprised that they didn't say, oh, we have to take all this down, like the social media giants, like YouTube and all them.
Like, oh, we have to take them down because it's bad.
And like as a reverse to try to cover the whole situation by making themselves look good.
During the Tiki Torch times, when everybody's pulling all the statues down, that was one of the statues.
I think it's probably Bandera or something because, you know, they get on.
Somebody like, oh, because he was a Nazi, and there were people trying to make excuses for that one back then.
But Thomas Jefferson can't catch a break.
And here you are, some more pictures here.
The Speaker of Canadian's Parliament is now apologized for inviting Ukrainian veterans.
This is true.
No such contrition from the Canadian militaries for training the neo-Nazi Azov Battalion because that would short-circuit Ottawa's entire policy on Ukraine.
So you got to go along with it.
The fact is, and this is something they brought up, people were pushing back on the fact is, why is the Canadian military training Azov battalion members?
Same thing with we brought in Blackwater.
Yeah.
We outsourced the Blackwater.
And that's something that Poroshenko even bragged about is that there was a NATO base in western Ukraine.
He bragged about it.
And that's where they were training soldiers and training troops.
This is where we're at, ladies and gentlemen.
now applauding Nazis.
Well, I mean, Wait, wait, is that actual Nazis?
Actual Nazis.
Is this pictures of applause?
No, this is photos from the deleted pages of Azov's website.
Excuse me.
This is an Azov.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, I was talking about this.
You pointed at the picture of them.
Well, the thing that's amazing is: why is one guy apologizing?
Every moron in the parliament who all heard the same phrase fought against Russia in World War II.
You all heard that.
Also, you all heard about this Nazi party.
There's no way you didn't.
So you all applauded it, and one guy is at fault because he didn't vet the war criminal they've been sheltering for 98 years.
Well, I'm going to love it when they get rid of Zelensky to bring back Poroshenko so they're going to bring back the other Nazi lover to support.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't think Zelensky loves him.
I think he'll just deal with it, you know, for that.
I don't think he loves him either.
But I'm saying Poroshenko does.
But here's the thing.
Oh, you.
That's what he was doing.
He made a deal with the devil?
Yeah.
He made a deal with these Azov idiots and they control him.
Zelensky is a completely controlled man.
There's nothing he can do.
The only way out of the only way Zelensky's going to end up alive is he makes a deal with Putin and stays in Russia, like Snowden, where they can be protected.
Because other than that, he's going to hit a dead end.
And they're going to either eliminate him, get rid of him, play him off as a Patsy, and that's what I think they're going to do next.
The role of a lifetime.
Yeah.
I still am rooting.
I just think it would look so funny to see a dumb face on TV if they just scapegoat all the crimes of America and Janet Yellen.
We caught the person behind it the whole time.
She's the only person right now that's older than that dude who stood up.
Hey, this is the Jimmy Doris show.
Craig Jardoul is sitting in.
Who's this?
This is Jake Tamper from CNN.
Oh, hi, Jake.
Host of the league with Jake Tamper.
Right.
On CNN.
Yeah, okay, we got it.
Why are you calling in today, Jake?
I wanted to see if you were able to catch my recent one-on-one interview with Cassidy Hutchinson.
No, I'm afraid not, Jake.
I'm not in the habit of watching any CNN.
Well, that's your loss, but I'll fill you in anyway.
In my explosive one-on-one interview with former Trump staffer Cassidy Hutchinson, this extremely brave young woman came forward with a clear and urgent warning to Americans: Donald Trump is not fit to be president, and that the Trump White House was even more chaotic than we had known.
No offense, Jake, but I'm pretty sure every sane person knew all of this.
Yes, but now there is an extremely brave young woman saying it.
A young woman brave enough to come on my program and promote her own book about her experiences in the White House.
A book that she herself wrote bravely.
I see.
How brave.
And she's here to tell us just how dangerous the manga movement has become.
Okay, but obviously she herself was a Trump supporter at one point, no?
Well, yes, when she joined the White House, of course.
But from her vantage point on the inside, she witnessed the manga movement begin to become something toxic.
Really?
It took her four years to figure that out?
No, like I said, this is an extraordinary young woman.
It only took her a year.
What do you mean?
Cassidy Hutchinson joined the White House staff in March of 2020.
Hold on.
Let me get this straight.
She joined the Trump White House after three years of the Trump presidency had gone by.
She was a supporter of Trump even at that point.
Why am I supposed to buy this Broads book again?
Because she's extremely brave.
And of course, she eventually renounced her support of Donald Trump.
The turning point for brave Ms. Hutchinson were the events of January 6th, which she describes in harrowing detail in her brave book.
Oh, I see.
So she quit that day or shortly thereafter?
No, not exactly.
What do you mean, not exactly?
Well, I don't want to spoil the book for you or the interview, which is available on CNN.com, but she remained employed there in the White House until the end of Donald Trump's term.
And then she left it all behind, washed her hands of it.
Technically, no.
Actually, she was planning to work for Donald Trump during his post-presidency, even was planning on moving to Florida until Mark Meadows suddenly informed her that her services wouldn't be needed.
So she was fired?
That's what finally disillusioned her from Trumpism?
Basically, yes, they fired her.
Just yet another cold and cruel move from the Trump White House to fire this brave young woman after being so loyal for so long.
Why are we even listening to this person?
Because brave, that's why.
She's a totally different person now.
She says she doesn't even recognize the Republican Party anymore.
Now it's been taken over by the MAGA Trump people.
As opposed to the Republican Party in 2020.
She came in with them.
All right, fine.
She's a soulless viper who's cashing in on her time at the White House only because they ditched her.
But she's hot and she says bad things about Trump, so she's basically catnip for CNN.
I have no choice.
I had to have her on and call her brave at least seven times.
It's in her contract.
I see.
Do you guys ever think about just like, you know, reporting important things that are happening?
Yeah, I mean, that's not really what we do.
You know, it's not our mandate.
Plus, it sounds kind of hard.
I mean, where would we even start?
Like, what are you going to be reporting on today?
You know, the Fauci findings, Nazis in the Canadian government, Lula talking about Assange, the Lahinda Fire, you know, stuff like that.
Oh, man, that sounds fucking rad.
But yeah, we don't do that.
How do you call yourselves a news organization then?
I don't know.
It's in the name.
Okay.
Speaking of, we got to go.
Hey, Jake.
Zip if it tells you you look like if Ed Helms got LASIC.
Well, I don't think the head shape's exactly the same, but you know what?
I'll take it.
You may be trying to insult me, but I'm not going to be roasting.
No, I just don't resemble it.
I was just looking at the picture the whole time.
Yeah, I think I've got a little more gravitas in my facial features than Ed Helms.
Thank you very much.
Pretending to be offended here.
He's a Clark Kentucky Superman.
Pardon?
I see he's the Clark Kentucky Superman.
Exactly.
But before I go, could you guys at least watch the interview, though?
You don't have to even actually watch it.
Just click on it.
Our ratings are down again, and our bosses were hoping that maybe traffic to the website might offset it revenue-wise.
It'd be, you know, it'd be like a big help.
Yeah, sorry, Jake, but that's a big new.
Okay, that's cool, Tool.
All right.
All right, that's fine.
No worries.
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