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Sept. 15, 2023 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Hey, come see us on tour.
We're gonna be in Tampa, Boca Raton, Orlando, Dallas, Houston, San Diego, Bloomington, Illinois, Indianapolis, and Lebatown, New York.
Wow, that's a lot of dates.
See you there.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Door, it's Biden.
What's shaking, bacon?
Hey, Mr. President.
You sound chipper today.
Yeah, they got me on all my uppers.
Also, I'm on the road.
And man, I love being on the road.
Traveling really invigorates me because I'm constantly forgetting where I am, and I have to figure it out like an ongoing mystery to solve.
Week-long game of clue, and boy, do I love games?
Okay, well, where are you?
Jimmy, that's a good question.
I will get back to you on that.
But I can tell you where I just was: India.
No, really?
Yes, really.
Who incidentally is thinking of changing their name to Barat?
Who is India?
That is their name.
The entire country?
It's always been Baharat.
Yeah, they want to change your name.
I'm like, come on, man.
You're an ancient country.
You're one of the oldest.
You can't just change your name all of a sudden.
You're not Twitter or John Cougar Mellon Camp.
You're back in India.
Anyway, whatever.
India's deep face, I guess.
Why exactly were you in the nation formerly known as India?
Jimmy, I was there for the G20 summit.
Okay.
Boy, howdy, was it a real humdinger?
I'm not lying when I tell you that we had a knee slap in good time.
Me and the other countries, a real hoot nanny.
I hear this year China and Russia declined to attend the G20.
Well, there was their loss.
Uh-huh.
They're the ones who missed out on all that classic G20 magic.
G20, the cheat.
I'm telling you, the deals, the camaraderie, and the best cocktail wieners I've ever had.
The secret is in the sauce.
You know, it doesn't really bod well for U.S. diplomatic relations with those countries, right?
Oh, who needs them?
If those two want to go off with North Korea and create a fascist polycule, I say have at it.
They want to create an alternative to worldwide American dominance and unilateralism.
Let them try.
We spent the entire G20 summit strengthening American relationships overseas.
Yet with whom?
Saudi Arabia.
India slash Barat.
Israel.
Jordan.
Just to name a few.
Well, that's most of them, actually.
I see.
Okay.
We're strengthening partnerships with allies and alliances with partners.
Looking to the future.
Building bridges.
Strength through vision.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one.
Okay.
With all due respect, sir, what does any of that even mean?
What were you actually accomplishing?
Jimmy, we're paving the way to assemble a strategic trade pathway through Middle East, Europe, and the Americas.
Also, Africa.
A trade route that will be infrastructural but with a sizable digital component.
What does that mean, though?
How the hell should I know?
I'm not some kind of egghead.
Point is, I was seen getting along with all these world leaders and doing deals with them to show Russia and China that America still leads the way.
And we'd really, really appreciate it if people would still use the Petrolo dollar.
And I'm ready to blow anyone to ensure that they do including MBS of Saudi Arabia.
Especially that guy.
Now, I'm no babe in the woods, Jimmy.
I'm well aware that if my enemies, my political enemies, saw me being friendly with Muhammad Bin Salman, shaking hands, smiling ear to ear, generally glad-handing, on the anniversary of 9-11, they'd have a field day.
So we made sure to do all that on September 10th instead.
No dummy, Jim.
Yeah, I see.
I see.
You're no dummy.
Optics are important here.
I needed to get cozy with President Modi of India.
Maybe, you know, maybe soon, Barat as well.
But my teammates and media was aware that I had a brief, pressure-free conversation about our concerns regarding India's human rights violations, showing that we are no stool pigeons when it comes to that stuff.
Did you have a similar conversation with MBS of Saudi Arabia?
Fuck no, are you crazy?
I don't want to get chopped up in some basement somewhere.
Yeah.
Besides, like I said, as long as he sticks with the petrodollar, he can personally decapitate people for fun for all I care.
Or outlaw the eye holes in women's burqas.
I see.
So don't you think the rest of the world sees this as America clutching at straw, struggling to save what's left of its waning empire?
Well, listen to you, you goddamn commie.
First of all, America doesn't have an empire and it never had.
Okay.
What we do, what we do have is a wide network of voluntary partnerships, both military and commercial.
Second of all, nothing is waning or fading.
America's best days are ahead of us, and I'm confident in that.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Yeah, uh-huh, yourself, wise guy.
And these partnerships in this trade corridor thingy are gonna do the trick.
If you say so, I do say so.
And in my second term, which I'm confident, I will be able to serve Kamala Harris and I will complete everything we set out to achieve and pass the country along to a new generation of younger leaders who are 68 years old.
And that's that.
Okay.
All right.
Now, everything's great.
Excuse me.
I have to go get impeached.
goodbye.
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I didn't bring this story today to the table because I wanted to bag on Kyle and Crystal and have joy in doing so.
I think that this is the pressing question that what's going on.
And we're at a certain time right now where there are still people, not just Kyle and Crystal, who are making the argument that Democrats are still inherently better than Republicans.
And sometimes people are saying way better.
And there's people out there like Van Jones who's still kind of bragging that Uncle Joe has done the right thing.
You know, David Axelrod is another one.
You know, oh my God, you know, Joe Biden deserves credit for all his things that he did well.
You know, what I'm trying to say is that we have to get away from the two-party duopoly no matter what.
At the end of the day, and I said this when I interviewed Dr. Cornell West, I said, Dr. Cornell West, if I'm looking back on what Joe Biden has just done and what Donald Trump did, and I had the vote, you had a gun to my head and I had to vote for either one of them, I'd vote for Donald Trump.
That doesn't mean I support Donald Trump.
It just means that what I've seen that Joe Biden has done and the Democrats have done especially is really, really bad.
And the risk versus reward, when it comes to the risk and the negativities of the Democratic Party, I think they are way higher than what the Republicans are doing.
Now, I don't think the Republicans are doing anything good because, you know, when it comes to censorship, we see a lot of Republicans who are down for censorship, especially if you watch those hearings, right?
They wanted just certain people censored.
People, you know, who were, you know, China, they want people who are pro-China censored or pro-Iran censored or pro-Palestinian censored.
We see that in a lot of hearings, but censorship is bad across the board.
I do think there are some spots where you have these libertarian-minded Republicans like Thomas Massey, sometimes Rand Paul, who do speak, you know, about pro speech, and that's very, very important.
But with the negatives out there, it's really hard for me to really say with a straight face anymore that the Democrats are better than the Republicans inherently.
And I think it's important to point out certain things that some of these Democrats are going to try to make a case for Joe Biden being the choice because of Trump, but Trump, right?
And a lot of that shines through over here.
So I think there's some great points made.
And I think Brianna Joy Gray did a great job.
And she said some things that are really important in this discussion.
So we're going to go through them.
We've highlighted some of the points that we need to discuss.
And this is going to be a discussion for quite some time, regardless of these three talking about this.
We're going to hear people out there say, you got to vote for Joe Biden at the end of the day because we have to stop the impending fascism of Donald Trump.
I believe Bernie Sanders used the term creeping authoritarianism.
I disagree.
You know what I'm saying?
So let's take a listen and let's point out some of the do's and the don'ts and judge for ourselves.
And the reason that I voted for him primarily at that time, even though I thought he had an atrocious record in the Senate, even though, you know, complicit in the Iraq war, complicit in bad trade deals, complicit.
Remember that.
Remember that.
Iraq war, Kosovo war, trade deals.
You know, like terrible things on crime, all that stuff, right?
The primary reason I voted for him was because of the National Labor Relations Board and because labor politics and building out union power in this country, to me, is one of the most important goals and something that I think we all share and leftists generally believe.
But it's false.
The Democratic Party has abandoned labor back when Carter was the president.
We haven't had a substantial bill come out there or help for workers in the United States for quite some time.
Okay.
We have no manufacturing.
We don't fix things anymore.
The whole system itself, nothing is systemically changed.
And I got even pissed off when Donald Trump tried to parrot this bullshit like things are so much better.
No, they're not.
Money is still, the majority of our money is still going to the military-industrial complex, which Joe Biden was horrible at.
I used to say Donald Trump would need four terms to catch up to the damage that Joe Biden has caused because Joe Biden has been doing it since the early 70s.
But please, if you want to sit there and gloat and act like labor is so great in the United States, please, Crystal.
Now, in retrospect, not only do I feel good about that vote, he's actually surprised me.
Now, I've got all kinds of issues, right?
On the National Labor Relations Board, though, specifically, they just issued a ruling which could be a complete game changer for unions.
And just to explain to people a little bit, basically, in the past, bosses could union bust with impunity, no accountability.
Now, the process going forward is completely changed.
If bosses are caught union busting, then that's it.
There's no more election.
It's canceled.
They have to recognize the union and start bargaining with them.
That's the biggest shift in labor relations we've had in our lifetime.
Because there has been no shift for quite some time.
And what are you going to do?
I said this before.
What are we going to unionize next?
DoorDash?
It's the actual economy and the workforce that we don't have here anymore that our grandparents had, which they were able to buy a house on, which they were able to go on vacation two weeks every year on, which they were able to send their kids to college, which they were able to die peacefully in a hospital because they had the finances.
That's all gone.
We have a gig economy.
We have a service economy.
That's the problem itself.
And they're going to try to take this one ruling and build it out like it's something great.
So that's why at this point, I'm not only, you know, it's likely to, I'm a Marianne supporter as well, but we can all see the most likely outcome is this going to be Trump versus Biden.
Not only would I say that protecting the Biden National Labor Relations Board isn't important enough for me to vote for Joe Biden, but it is important enough that I would actively encourage, but I'm not going to shame them for whatever they decide to do, but I would actively encourage people who are in a swing state to vote for Joe Biden, if for no other reason than to protect that board.
Remember when they started off these peeps, that they were so anti-establishment?
What the hell happened?
Where did they go?
When did things change because of this one incident?
What about freedom of speech?
The Biden administration and Democrats have been so pro-fascist in canceling out any speech that doesn't go along with the state narrative.
It's sickening.
Terrible.
Way beyond what Trump did.
What about the wars?
You want to talk about pro-war Joe?
And I'll get to it because I know they're going to mention it some more.
Once again, they're going to try to play it off that Donald Trump.
And once again, guys, Donald Trump is not the peace candidate.
I'm not saying that he is, but compared to Joe Biden, as soon as Joe Biden got in, we started playing games in the Black Sea and started saber-rattling with Russia as soon as they got in.
The Blinkens, the Sullivans, the Victoria Noonlins.
These people, when it comes to Russia, they are anti-Russia AF.
And to try to paint in any other way is disingenuous.
Here's Bree.
If you believe the path to meaningful change is going to primarily come through a kind of, I don't say this dismissively, but a kind of labor incrementalism, meaning there are meaningful labor gains that happen, but are not the type of which would radically transform the system the way that some people want to happen in a shorter term.
And the way that some people might argue Bernie Sanders represented his movement as the goal of being, then that's a defensible position.
But I also have to hold space for the reality that there are people for whom, even as significant as those labor gains are, it's simply insufficient.
And what they see when they look at the trajectory of the last 50, 60 years of Democratic Party politics, when they look, when they read List and Liberal and see the longer game, the Democratic Party making a concerted choice to back away from labor in a way that has gone on for decades and isn't necessarily turning around as a consequence of Joe Biden having some good NLRB appointments.
So on the nose, I mean, it's been 50-something odd years since the Democrats have stood behind labor who've come up with any significant type of bill to help labor.
And she's absolutely right.
There's no significant enough change that you go, oh my God, we have to vote for Biden because these insignificant gains are so important that we can't let Donald Trump in because he's anti-union and he's like the Republicans.
He's a union buster.
Once again, not saying that Donald Trump is great when it comes to this too as well.
And I couldn't stand all the guff, I should say, the hot air that would come out of Donald Trump's mouth about the economy.
What really has fundamentally changed?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The military budget still went up as it's going up under Joe Biden every single year.
The homeless numbers still growing every year, the way it's still growing every single year under Joe Biden.
So nothing is significantly changed.
So I called out both sides.
And I think Bree has it on the nose over here that you should go look for another outside option because if not now, when?
If not us, who?
And that's very, very important here.
But the conversation still continues because no matter what, not just in this conversation, but out there in the real world, you're going to hear our friends out there who are, and I think some of us experienced them over the weekend, that are going to still sit there and try to convince you that the Democratic Party is the way to go because the Republican Party is anti-labor, is racist, is more pro-war, is more anti-speech.
And that's just simply not the case.
Because they always agree when it comes to war.
They always agree when it comes to screwing the middle class.
It's like WWE wrestling.
It's the same party, baby.
You're on the left.
You can acknowledge a W in the instant that you get it while still pushing for more.
I mean, a perfect example is what's happening in Minnesota right now.
Minnesota has a one seat.
I want you to listen to this too as well, because this also goes deep into what's going on in politics today.
I have never been a great Matt Stoller fan.
Like, he wasn't my champion, but he did say a lot of things in which American people need to do to start paying attention to policy, how policy is made.
You know, okay, the names they put, they put these rosy little names on all this policy.
You'll notice that nobody will mention the infrastructure bill because it's really not about infrastructure.
Okay.
These names of these bills have all beautiful rose-color names to make you think they're good and make you think you're getting some type of gain, but that's not the truth.
And what he does over here, when he starts mentioning Minnesota's Democratic policies that they enacted, which has had nothing to do with Joe Biden anyways, but he's still going to make the argument the case that the Democrats are better than the Republicans.
There are certain things I want to point out.
Just listen for a second and then I'll tell you what I have to point out.
Democrat majority.
We got universal free school meals, legal weed, carbon-free electricity by 2040, tax rebates for the working class up to $1,300 if you make under $150,000 a year, 12 weeks paid family leave, 12 weeks paid sick leave.
They banned conversion therapy.
They did red flag laws for guns.
They did universal background checks for guns.
They did automatic voter registration.
Public free college if you make under ADK.
A ban on PFAs, which is the forever chemicals.
$2.2 billion increase in K-12 school funding.
Sectoral bargaining, bargaining for nursing home workers.
These things are all not little wins.
They are huge wins.
And he's also fundamentally wrong about a lot of these things.
Let's start with the first one, red flag laws.
Now, this is a very big problem with a lot of leftists and liberals today.
They're too kind and not, they're too trustworthy of Big Brother.
When you talk about red flag laws to a person who's an anti-second amendment or who wants gun control, who's very concerned with the mass murders that are going on nowadays, it's a lot more nuanced to that.
Because here's the problem with red flag laws.
Who's saying you can have a gun and who can't have a gun?
And that's what I'm saying.
There's always this kind of blind belief by leftists who go, okay, yeah, they're going to make sure that crazies can't have guns.
That's not the case.
You're allowing the government to once again choose who can own a weapon, who can't own a weapon.
And when you start allowing them to make these rules, big brother, then all shit's going to break loose.
And that's a common problem when it comes to leftists nowadays, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's being done.
Who's doing it?
I don't know, but I know it's being done.
I know there's going to be red flag laws out there going to prevent people from getting gun.
The crazies aren't going to be able to get guns, but yet you don't know who's making the decision and how they're making the decision.
Same thing what he says with automatic voter registration.
I can tell you this from my experience living in Nevada, it's a bad thing because most people, a lot of people don't Care about the election.
They don't want to vote.
But guess what?
Automatic registration in a lot of cases, too, means that a ballot's going to go out, a mail-in ballot.
And if that person is not concerned about it or care about it, you now have a ballot floating around that can go in at any time without that person even voting for it.
It's a negative thing.
And that's the problem.
And once again, well, who's who's securing the chain of custody in your elections?
I don't know.
Somebody must be doing it.
No, chain of custody when it comes to elections is in the view of us, the people in front of our eyes.
And that's why this talk is such BS sometimes, because it's the same old leftist liberal bullshit in which you're allowing big brother to make choices for you, the citizen.
It's bad.
Yeah, there are some good things there when you talk about universal meals, help for nurses and whatnot.
But you also don't even understand what's going on with these policies right now, the way they're written, what's going to happen.
When they say about sustainable energy and all this other stuff, well, what does that mean?
Does that mean they can crush the small company, the small farmer?
That's what a lot of the ESG program is.
And that's the way a lot of liberals think and leftists think nowadays that really needed to open up their eyes.
They got to understand that the government and the ruling class and the elitists do not care about you.
They don't have your best interest in mind.
So blindly giving them power, as Mr. Koklinski says, is a negative thing.
And also it has nothing to do with Joe Biden.
It's freaking Minnesota.
But he's trying to make the fundamental argument that Democrats are better than Republicans.
Bullshit.
They're the same, homeboy.
They're the same.
You're accusing me of minimizing the accomplishments.
I think that you might be minimizing his failures and the extent to which that he knowingly, it seems, lied about what he was willing to do and in fact, dramatically underachieved.
Risk versus reward.
Are these little incremental victories better or worth it from the negative stuff he did?
I don't care where you stand on the whole COVID situation.
You know what I'm saying?
My body, my choice, forcing somebody to do something they don't want to do is a negative thing.
All the money that was made off it and people continue to make off it is a negative thing.
The risks don't outweigh the rewards.
The fact that you get a little now, oh my God, they got to be recognized as a union.
Is that worth it for World War III?
That as soon as Joe Biden came into power, all him and all his freaking nut jobs started saber-rattling with another nuclear power?
Is that worth it?
It may be worth it to you, homeboy, because you got millions of dollars now, but for the people on the ground, it ain't worth it.
It's not been worth it for quite some time.
His campaign promises.
And for you, that might be a hop, skip, and a jump.
Okay, but he did more than I expect.
You're setting your expectations lower than the expectations that he set for the American public in the context of his campaign.
And I completely respect and appreciate that that doesn't bother you as much as it bothers me.
I don't know if it's because I have experienced six-figure student debt.
I don't know your life.
I'm not trying to make any presumptions about it.
I don't know if it's because I have had a certain kind of life experiences or that other people who kind of share my view have these kind of life experiences.
But for millions of us, 44 million, in fact, that kind of bait and switch is unforgivable when you recognize, as you have both recognized, that it was in his power to sign an executive order to deliver overwhelmingly for the people that votes he needs right now.
So the argument is not with me.
The argument is with the millions of Americans who feel betrayed by Joe Biden, whose campaign promises.
If we have a contract agreement for you to fix the hole in my roof and I give you $100 and you come into my house and instead you restage my living room and it looks beautiful, that simply wasn't the agreement.
And so I am fine.
I'm happy to acknowledge the furniture placement is gorgeous.
I love the floral arrangements, but that's not what we bargained for.
And if your desire is to push the Democratic Party left, you have to figure it.
Chris Hedge says this all the time.
It's a politics of fear.
If you are more afraid of electing Trump than the Democratic Party is, you are never going to be able to exert any leverage on them at all.
And that is so true.
Thank you, Brie, for saying that.
And I don't always agree with Brie, but I agree with her here as well, because she's simply being very compassionate to what the people in the world are going through, despite where she is economically and socially in her lifestyle right now.
She's speaking directly from the feeling of the people that if we don't do this now, we'll never get this.
Kyle and Crystal are speaking from their own social status.
Well, you know, he exceeded my expectations.
I didn't think he'd do this.
So that's a win.
You know, I didn't think he would get this done.
So wow, isn't that awesome?
That's very selfish, homeboy, right?
Come on.
There are people out there starving.
There are people out there.
Remember, our generation is going to have less than our parents' generation.
And that's a bad thing.
We're going in the wrong direction.
The homeless number is growing every single year.
We need to stop it right now.
And I'm glad she spoke from that point of view while the other two are sitting there, the latte liberals, the cappuccino communists, whatever you want to call them, and going, oh my God, you know, I didn't expect him to do this.
And he did this.
Isn't that great?
No, it doesn't affect you, but it affects everybody else there out in the street.
It affects all the moms and dad at home that can't get a job nowadays.
That's who it affects.
A little bit more.
It's the fact, based on how the Democratic Party is going to respond to Cornell West's election bid, it is more likely that Donald Trump gets elected with Cornell West in the race.
And that to me is a massive loss because we know what his record is.
You know what a massive loss is to me?
And I'm sorry to stop it right now, is the fact that you are now speaking the exact opposite of the way you used to speak.
The two of you guys used to be anti-establishment, and now you're saying the same crap, the same vote shaming shit that we heard years ago.
You're repeating the same playbook.
And it's upsetting to even me that you two were there and you're saying this crap.
You know what his National Labor Relations Board was.
We know who his labor secretaries Were and how they were engaged in all this union busting.
And so I see a much more direct connection between that moving the ball in our direction than Cornell West getting 5% and either his candidacy not really mattering at all or being used once again to smear the left and marginalize the left and say these are just the people that are interested in getting Trump elected.
So to that second point, I'm just going to be honest.
Not only do I not care about arguments that the left is going to be smeared, I think it's silly because no matter what we do, the left is going to get smeared.
Bernie won Nevada and it was, oh my God, we're going to decapitate people in Central Park.
You know, it is, I think, deeply unrealistic to expect that there's ever going to be a left movement that genuinely challenges power in this country that's not going to be smeared.
And if you are choosing your political strategy on the basis of what's going to get you a pat on the head from MSNBC, I know I'm not, that's not what I'm, I'm not, I don't mean to mischaracterize you, but that is wow, right?
I'm so sorry I should have stopped that right now.
She just, well, we got to watch how she throws them into their face.
This is great.
Bernie won Nevada and it was, oh my God, we're going to decapitate people in Central Park.
Watch her catch herself there, too.
It's great.
It is, I think, deeply unrealistic to expect that there's ever going to be a left movement that genuinely challenges power in this country.
That's not going to be smeared.
And if you are choosing your political strategy on the basis of what's going to get you a pat on the head from MSNBC, I know I'm not, that's not what I'm.
Sorry, I know I'm talking to somebody that would like to be on MSNBC or possibly the view, but I'm not going to say anything.
She was like, oh shit, I'm insulting them right to their face right now and stuff because that's where it's at.
That's where they're going.
It's like they want to get back to that mainstream media news because that's what they're parodying, Kyle and Crystal.
And it was great to see Brianna catch herself insulting them right in front of their faces.
Certainly not on purpose.
I'm going to mischaracterize you.
But that is.
But I'm not.
Listen, that's.
Oh, that was great.
Oh, that was great.
And also, too, as well.
Listen, let me say this much too.
I think it's desperate.
We need a third party in there to get a new sixth party.
You know, they're pretending like there's some sort of evil happening with us even having a conversation about third party.
That ought to show you right now how propagandized we are.
Yes.
Yes.
And we start with the third, then we go to the fourth, right?
But the 5%, what Crystal and Kyle just downplayed there is huge public funding if you get to that 5%.
And believe you, me, when Cornell West announced, I thought he had a great chance to get to that 5%.
Don't think so right now because now I'm reaching across the aisle and the populist message is gone.
But it's huge.
And the fact that they're downplaying that is another just spit in the face of the everyday citizens who desperately need another voice outside of the two-party duopoly, the corporately controlled WWE Uniparty.
It's huge.
And it was downplayed.
I got more.
I mean, do you acknowledge that Biden is better than Trump?
I genuinely want to know.
Like, how do you assess?
Do you see their like rubber?
I got to stop you.
You know, on that kind of question, I just don't understand that question.
That I have to answer that question for you.
Why do I have to answer that question?
Because at the end of the day, if you vote for Cornell West, then you're admitting that you're allowing Trump to get in office.
In other words, a vote for Cornell is a vote for Trump.
And it's just a smear tactic.
It's just another tactic they used before, the vote changing, and they're going to use it again.
That right there, Steph, was the reason why I brought that video right there because it's not only Crystal and Kyle are doing that, the whole mainstream media leftist apparatus is doing it again.
Again.
And that's why I thought it was important to talk about those lists of accomplishments to say that's full of shit.
We should talk about risk versus reward, but they're going to use that rhetoric again.
Just admit it right now.
Can you admit to me, Donald Trump is not as good as Joe Biden, that Joe Biden's better?
They're going to use that again.
They're setting you up because it's the only playbook we have.
And you know what?
It takes a lot.
You know, when I did my interview with Dr. Cornell West and then Due Dissidence, the boys over there, they did a review of it.
They said what Pasta said right over there when he admitted that he thought that Trump was better than Biden right out of the gate and they gave me accolades for that.
I think that's something that should be said simply, right?
Because I believe World War III and nuclear annihilation is the worst thing possible.
And Joe Biden has showed that it's more likely, he showed us, it's more likely that we get into World War III with him than it was Donald Trump.
He's not the peace candidate once again, but he refused at one point.
He didn't want to arm the Ukrainians at one point.
He refused to attack Iran.
You know, he was refused to being pushed into certain areas where the military-industrial complex was at.
And guess what?
He would even say stupid shit sometimes.
There is a military-industrial complex.
They hate me because these generals won all these wars, but the troops, they love me.
He would say shit like that.
And that's important.
Did he really mean it?
I don't know.
But in our public discourse, that's repeated.
And I was really out and about.
And I would hear Trump people going, isn't Donald Trump more of a peace candidate than the Democratic Party?
This Ukrainian war is bullshit.
We shouldn't be doing this.
And I'd have to scratch my head and go, I remember the first time I became a Democrat was because of George W. Bush and this preemptive attack.
And that's what was stapled upon the neoconservative Republican Party.
But now the Democratic Party is show that they're more pro-war than the Republican Party.
You got people like Matt Gates and Marjorie Taylor Greene and Thomas Massey and Rand Paul voting and talking against the Ukraine war, but the fraud squad all voting for it.
So that's what they're doing.
They're going to use it.
And the bottom line is, the bottom line is that somebody who's already pledging their support of Joe Biden right now, it's September 2023 and you're supporting Joe Biden right now.
Why?
I don't even understand why you're already showing your support.
I don't understand all those unions that came out in support of Joe Biden.
It's September 2023.
Come get my vote.
Come get my vote.
And you know what?
There was a point in this interview where Bree said, say, well, how dare you put it on the people to have to make this decision to be about, you know, you're the one who let Donald Trump in office because you voted for Cornell West.
No, it's up to Joe Biden to go get that vote, Steph.
Just what you said.
So if you are going to make this move, if you think at the end of the day, this is the move you have to make, don't show your cards right now.
It's in the beginning of the hand.
Wait a little bit.
Make Joe Biden come to you.
But he's just going to show you he'll come to you and you won't get anything anyways.
Well, you know what?
He doesn't even know where he is.
Yeah.
You know, he's going to come to us and it's not, he's just going to mumble off and some jazz music will play him right off the stage.
And let's be honest, Steph.
And ladies and gentlemen, the things, the simple things when these guys go, oh, I didn't expect that to happen.
That was the very least I thought would happen is that he would take out his pen by executive order because it could have got done.
Or if he didn't do it by executive order, when he talked about the debt ceiling with McCarthy, he would hold out and get it where most of the students, 40, 40, 44 million of them in debt, right?
We get at least 10,000 or 20,000 off their school debt, which is just going to give the banks their money anyways on the interest.
I thought at least that would get done.
Nope.
I thought at least he would have a better climate change policy than Donald Trump, you know, who Bernie Sanders used to say Donald Trump thinks that global warning is a thing invented by the Chinese, a hoax.
But he blew up the North Street pipeline.
He's dropped way more bombs than Donald Trump.
So you don't even get that.
So even the minimal things that I thought that Joe Biden would give us, we didn't even get.
We got bupkiss.
We got zero.
We got not a.
So if these stupid idiots want to make this argument again that the Democrats are better than the Republicans, you need to be prepared to say, uh-uh, uh-uh, you're not going to get us on this one.
You're not going to vote or shame us on this one.
Some of us are going outside the two-party duopoly, and maybe we'll get some change.
Steph, anything else for this?
You know, I just really appreciate that they had this conversation.
I think what's great is you're able to get a real deep sense of where they're coming from.
And I think that's really important.
And it's just like, you know, we're outside looking in and watching people have these political conversations.
You're like, wait, wait a minute.
That just doesn't sound that progressive to me right now.
What's wrong?
What's askew here?
Yeah.
You know what the thing is, too, as well?
When you pick a position, right?
And then you try to build your argument around that position instead of the other way around, said, let me look at the facts and let me see what really happened.
Let me judge it by what's going on in our society, what Joe Biden did, and then come to a conclusion.
That's okay.
But if you've already started with the point and the factor that Joe Biden is the better choice, all those other things you look for, you're going to start cherry-picking to be in your favor of the argument.
And it's going to be a bullshit argument like their argument was.
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So Gavin Newsom went on with Chuck Todd, and he said he would have done everything differently on COVID.
I think science took a bit of a hit.
It should be alarming to all of us that all of a sudden how it became partisan.
Should it be, Gavin?
This is the first I'm hearing of this.
The first I'm hearing of it.
By the way, I just want to remind everybody that the average mortality risk over the last three years for those over 20 years old is 0.089%.
That's the mortality rate from COVID over the three years.
Adding the under 20s, if you add people under 20, it gets reduced to 0.065% fatality rate or mortality risk.
That's a different.
So, and let's remember that they pretended that they didn't know that COVID was never that deadly.
It was never that deadly.
That's the mortality risk.
0.065.
But that's almost 20% more likely than 100 times more likely than never.
So if you're over 70 or over 80, then you have a concern.
Or if you have a serious comorbidity, just like with the flu, you have to watch out if you have serious comorbidities or if you're over 80.
But if you're healthy and under seven, 70.
But first of all, this is the whole.
That's for Delta, by the way, wasn't it?
That's for the whole three years.
Oh.
This is said right here.
This puts the average mortality risk over the last three years for those above 20 at 0.089%.
And if you include the people under 20 years old, it goes down to 0.06%.
And that comes from Dr. Sonatra Gupta from the UK.
It wasn't until early February.
And so they knew it was a low fatality rate.
And here's what, so remember, in fact, he knew it was a low fatality rate because he was out dining with groups of people and none of them are wearing masks.
And that's when there was a mask mandate.
And that's when they had people's restaurants closed out.
I thought he was corrupt, but it turns out he was ahead of the curve.
Yeah.
Looks like he was a genius because he knew masking was bullshit.
Isn't that amazing?
He was a whole table.
They were like, are you sure, Gavin?
Take him off.
Take him off.
This is all made up by Fauci.
So here, let's watch their, let's watch their interview.
Watch this.
During COVID, you were pretty strict with the lockdowns here.
And there was an interesting piece in Harper's that sort of was critical of your decisions from this perspective.
You found a way to allow the motion picture industry and the sort of the movie industry to get back to work.
But you didn't allow people to grieve Together at funerals or at churches.
And that it sort of, and that this may be why there's such a polarized disconnect.
What you prioritize, right?
This is this anger between the populace and the elite, supposedly.
Here, you prioritize this industry, but you were tougher on those that just wanted to go worship.
So, no, watch how many ways he doesn't address the issue or the question.
Watch him not address.
So, Chuck Todd is saying, hey, obviously, you let movies, movie studios, Tom Cruise's friend, who were shooting movies in Los Angeles, in Los Angeles, they're shooting movies, and they were allowed to do that, and they were allowed to set up picnic tables and have 100 people sitting at picnic tables eating lunch without masks.
While directly across the street, they had restaurants closed down.
Even their outside dining was closed down.
But because you were in a movie, you could have an outside restaurant.
But if you actually had an actual outside restaurant, that was illegal.
And so I said the reason why they're doing that with the movie business is because the banks are invested in those movies and they run the government.
And so they, so he knows where his bread is buttered.
He's not going against Wall Street or the banks.
And so the banks told him, you better let this movie happen.
We got money invested.
And so he did.
And that's exactly why he did it.
But watch, watch him try to avoid this question and obfuscate.
Why were movie studios allowed to open up 100-seat cafes outside when people who actually had already existing outside cafes had to close?
And here's his non-answer.
Yeah, that Chris.
I think there's a lot of humility, and we didn't know we didn't know.
And it was hardly I, it was we collectively.
Oh, see, so that's the whole 9-11 thing.
Nobody could have seen this coming, although everybody could have seen that coming.
And so that's the, well, everybody's wrong, so nobody's wrong.
That's what he's trying to say.
Everybody's wrong, so nobody's wrong.
By the way, here we go.
I think all of us in terms of...
Isn't that wild?
They must have turned up the journalism knob to 11.
I like how he says anger between populists and elites, supposedly.
Did you hear him say that?
Angel looked it right in.
Anger between populists and elites, supposedly.
And he should have put his hand up on the side of his mouth when he said that.
By the way.
Supposedly.
Supposedly.
It's still a good point, though.
Did somebody turn his reality knob up to seven?
Not all the way, qualified as supposedly.
Here we go.
Our collective wisdom, we've evolved.
We didn't know what we didn't know.
We didn't know what we didn't know.
You're a real fucking genius, Gavin.
We're all geniuses now.
We're all geniuses now.
Hey, hey, Gavin, maybe you could share some of this genius collective wisdom that you have now about COVID with Cornell West.
That's all I'm saying.
Maybe.
Gavin Hussa is ahead of the curve on that one.
That's weird.
Experts in hindsight.
We're all geniuses.
But think about what we prioritize.
They're all geniuses.
You're prioritizing industry, you know, one specific one, but then didn't prioritize maybe once it whose maybe values you didn't connect with.
I don't think it's a binary.
There were iterations within that theme.
There was fits and starts.
There were regional.
There were fits and starts.
There were fits and starts.
He sounds like the dude now, right?
From Big Lebowski.
Hey, man, there were lots of fits and starts, ins and outs, a lot of what have-you's.
Moving pieces.
A lot of ins and outs.
A lot of strands to keep in my head, man.
A lot of strands in old Duder's head.
Here we go.
Frameworks that had impacts more broadly defined.
There were more industry-specific frameworks.
All of us went through a process.
I mean, there were few states that didn't go into aggressive lockdowns, including Florida's Ron Design.
Oh, I understand that.
But it was more.
But within the framework who opened the door, what industry got LinkedIn?
Do you see how he's not answering the question?
The question is, why did you favor certain industries in California?
Miss My Mimo's funeral.
So movies could be made, which I couldn't even go see at theaters because they were closed down.
Yeah.
So you couldn't go to church.
You couldn't go to church.
You couldn't go to a funeral.
My best friend from comedy died during COVID.
I couldn't go to his funeral.
I don't even know if they had one.
But they did make cocaine bear.
But they did.
And you could, if you were, if they had his funeral on a movie set, we all could have went.
Yeah.
If only that could have been cut content from the Barbie movie and seeing which ones.
All of it is legitimate in terms of reflection.
All of it's legitimate in terms of processing lessons learned.
We went through a process I actually had at Sunnylands, which is the Camp David on the West Coast.
We brought together experts across the spectrum, people that supported our efforts, people that opposed them, international experts.
And we spent three days really reflecting, stress testing what we did right, what we did wrong.
We're actually putting out a report as it relates to our own lessons learned.
I think this country would do well to advance a similar construct, not through the lens or prisms of an ideology, but through almost like a 9-11.
What is he even saying?
He's not even saying.
That hair is not good enough to cover this.
It's not.
That hair covers a lot.
So they did a lot of horrible things during COVID.
And now he's probably, hey, we were all trying our best.
We're all geniuses now, Jimmy.
Yes.
Commission on what lessons learned from this pandemic?
There's been versions of that, but they're immediately dismissed within the prism of our partisan frame.
And so I'm at least trying to work across that and in context of all of something you do differently.
Normally, we would have done everything differently.
Because we would have done everything differently.
Is that one good thing?
You mean you wouldn't have had vaccine mandates?
You would have allowed people to go outside.
You would have allowed people to go to work.
You mean you wouldn't have had mask mandates either?
You mean you wouldn't have closed schools down?
You mean that's everything?
We wouldn't have dumped sand on all the skateboards.
We wouldn't have closed the beach.
Immediately dumped sand on skate parks.
They got that.
They can fix a pothole, but they can immediately wreck a skate park.
Isn't that amazing?
And I got to wait an hour for someone to come for a cop to come to my house when there's somebody outside with a gun threatening me.
But if you're surfing, they had a boat at you like that.
So he says they would have done everything different.
Good.
We would understand outdoors as an example.
Climb nature.
You want to shut schools down to try to figure out how to maybe have outdoor classrooms.
No, that's not, well, now you're going to be.
But I think.
No, no, no.
Now you're asking me a specific question about a real thing.
And of course, I can't say that I wouldn't have shut schools down because my shitlit Democratic base still thinks that that's the thing you're supposed to do because we're actually the ones who are anti-science.
The Democrats were the ones who are actually spouting propaganda directly from big pharma that had no basis in science.
And that's why we locked down.
That's why we had mandates.
That's why we had mask mandates.
And none of it was based in science.
None of it.
And we had a vaccine that they said was going to stop the pandemic.
And of course, that was never true.
You'd have done everything differently?
Rick does not.
But he won't say one thing.
But he won't say one thing he would have done differently.
He's ready for president.
I would have maybe missed Halloween with my kids and got to do this.
Of the spread early on and understanding epidemiology of that spread, understanding the spread in the context of how it spread very differently indoors than outdoors is one perfect example.
What a lot of us would have done differently, including, again, in states, red states that shut down their beaches in the early part of the pandemic.
I think a deeper understanding around masks and mask wearing and N95s, Can95s, you go through a process across the spectrum in terms of being prepared, issues related to how we fundamentally address the distribution of vaccines.
You want to talk about prioritizations.
He won't say one goddamn thing he would do different.
He hasn't said one goddamn thing yet, has he?
Except that he would let people go outside.
I can't believe he's getting nailed by Chuck Todd.
That's how bad COVID policy was, that a guy like Chuck Todd could dismantle a politician over it.
Chuck Todd Reed Harpers.
Why you close church and button movies?
Tell Chuck Todd.
Tell Chuck Todd.
Early on, in terms of those vaccines, you go through a series of things.
And there's so many things we could have done differently.
You think this country can handle another pandemic, or do you think it would break us?
I think we have to.
We're a resilient country, so it wouldn't break us.
But I'm not convinced we've learned the lessons.
It broke a lot of working people.
It certainly broke a lot of work.
Wow.
The last one, and I think science took a big hit.
I think healthy from 1918, we're still trying to.
Science took a big hit.
Science didn't take a big hit.
The people who lied, who said they represent science, those people took a big hit.
Science didn't take a big hit.
The owners of science took a hit.
The owners of science took a big hit because they were constantly lying.
They were lying about the origin of the virus.
They were lying about where it came from.
They were lying about funding the origin of the virus.
They all were lying.
Why?
Because Fauci corrupted them with millions of dollars.
And so the scientists who said that the virus came from an animal or a bat or a pengolin, they lied.
And we know it now because of the Freedom of Information Act.
They all thought it came from the Wuhan lab until Fauci dangled $8 million in front of their face.
And then they all switched on a dime like that.
And we all know because of the Freedom of Information Act that they knew they were lying.
He's like, maybe next time I wouldn't get all my information from Jimmy Kimmel.
Yeah, maybe you don't get all your COVID information from late night talk shows.
He'd have been better off sticking to his guns That it was great what they did That would have been better for him To lie and say we saved a lot more lives Than really could have been lost If we had opened up How many lives would we have lost He could have done that bullshit behind him Because there's an MSNBC with dum-dum ear Who's killing him And he just said I would have done everything differently So all the idiots here They still got cloth masks on That would just go for him because of his hair And he's feeding into
their mania He just sold them out Yes Like he don't look good to me Who does he look good to now?
No he doesn't look good to anybody So he doesn't look good to someone like me Who was against all that stuff in real time Because I actually cared about the science enough To get informed about it After I got vaccine injured And then so he's not appealing to me And he's now throwing his shit-lib Democrat voters Under the bus by saying everything that they do And are advocating for still Is wrong That's what he's saying Here we go Figure out Yeah No and I But that's I mean that's alarming That's
alarming It should be alarming to all of us That all of a sudden Health became partisan And that's something We're going to pay a big price You're right Going forward But it won't break us Because His health became partisan And we're all going to Who made it partisan?
Who made healthcare partisan?
It was the establishment And the Democrats Who made healthcare partisan Am I wrong about this?
No You're not wrong You're not wrong That's who did it, right?
This guy out of his recall When he won He immediately went to You know Pivoting to hardcore COVID protocols He goes They didn't just say yes To Gavin Newsom They said yes To protecting our children They said yes To making it safe For us to vote They said yes For this They said yes For that And it was all Based around Him pushing all these COVID protocols Even harder Mask Mandates The whole nine yards And as we know California has Some of the craziest Draconian COVID laws, right?
When he talks about How health became partisan Look what they did In California They passed a law That would punish doctors For practicing medicine They call it Spreading misinformation They just made it up Right now They just repealed it Because it's 100% Unconstitutional Yeah Even that was wrong?
So they were trying To criminalize A conversation Between a doctor And their patient You know the thing That they scream That the right wing Wants to do over abortion?
The Democrats did it Over COVID It was horrible and they and they they did this after we knew better this is this is this was done recently so and i'm going to cover it in another segment About how they just quietly repealed this.
Why?
Because it's unconstitutional.
You're outlawing speech between a doctor and their patient.
There's already laws that say it's illegal to do bad medical treatment.
It's already illegal.
You didn't need this law, but they passed this law to scare the hell out of doctors who are actually practicing medicine and trying to give people early treatments that could possibly help with COVID because they wouldn't give you anything.
They wouldn't give you ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine.
They wouldn't give you zinc, vitamin D3.
What they did was give you nothing and intubate you, which they now admit killed people.
So if you went to the hospital, they were going to not treat you right.
And it's probably end up with you being killed by their treatment.
And so there it's, and again, not we can't say, I'm not saying ivermectin or drydroxychloric and tweets COVID.
That's not what we're saying.
We're saying they weren't allowed to practice medicine and they criminalized it and they intimidated doctors and they did it all for big pharma profit.
And who did that?
Gavin Newsom and the Democrats in California.
Yeah, he was wrong and he says it.
And he's 100% wrong.
Yeah, but if we only knew now what we knew then or better than all the people on TV that he's now, he just said everything we did.
It was wrong.
So somehow I knew in real time that he was wrong.
Somehow we knew it at the show that they were wrong in real time.
Somehow Craig knew it in real time that they were wrong.
But somehow now, they were so smart, they just got it wrong.
What assistant just worked up the nerve to tell him now?
Right.
Because I feel like all these people, they just found out now the things that were being said from the beginning.
That the lockdowns were a lie, masks were a lie.
It piles up.
It piles up.
And the fact that we could vaccinate our way out of this pandemic was a lie.
Those were all lies.
Those were all disseminated on the Jimmy Door show in June of 2021.
We knew all that in June of 2021.
He's just figuring it out now in September of 2023.
Two years later, a pothead comedian knew the facts about COVID and told my audience in real time in June of 2021.
By the way, YouTube tries to bury that video.
You can't find it.
It's with Dr. Robert Malone.
It's very hard to find, but it got almost 800,000 views, even with them suppressing the hell out of it because you couldn't get that information anywhere else.
Well, I call him Dr. Florida because he's right for the wrong reasons.
Yes.
And when we did that video with Dr. Robert Malone, we sent it to YouTube for pre-screening because I didn't want to get kicked off YouTube for medical misinformation.
So everything that's in that video is medical information that was already vetted by YouTube.
So I was allowed to put it up on YouTube.
And then I wanted to send another video to get vetted before I put it up.
And YouTube said, we're not doing that anymore.
What?
You're not going to check my video to make sure it's okay to put up?
They said, no, we don't have the manpower to do that.
I go, well, when I put it up, you're going to check it, right?
They go, yeah.
I go, so you're going to check it.
You just won't check it before I put it up.
And they said, that's correct.
Well, because they don't know.
And the reason.
That's right.
So they don't know if there's some.
So they got in trouble for doing that.
So meaning whoever checked my video that told the truth about COVID with Dr. Robert Malone, they got in trouble from someone higher up.
You're not allowed to do that.
You have to let them put it up so then we can yank their channel down at will.
That's the theory that I have that's going on.
And so now they won't.
So now YouTube, they're going to check every video I put up, even if I don't publish it.
They're going to check every video I put up on my channel after I put it up.
And if I ask them to check it before, they say no.
Why do you think they would do that?
Oh, okay.
So it's the same thing with Twitter and all the other ones.
At that time, there's somebody from whatever agency government who says, hey, can you take this down?
So they're not even, because I don't believe they're doing the work of any of it.
They had government people in there.
Of course.
They would put in a list.
Can you take this down and this down?
And I'm sure my video was on there.
I can't tell you ahead of time because it has to be run through the censorship industry.
That's right.
Before you get to know what it is.
And if your channel gets taken down, that's just a bonus.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy Chippuccino.
Ah, friend of the show, Al Pacino.
How are you doing, Al?
Jimmy, I am exhausted.
Why are you so tired, Al?
I got a new baby.
Oh, that's right.
You're a new father.
I forgot that.
Well, the father again.
I have other children, but I've become a daddy for the fourth time at age 83 years old.
83 years old.
83 with a brand new baby.
Isn't that just the most natural thing you've ever heard?
Isn't that a beautiful image?
Jimmy, when I was born, my grandfather was 52 years old.
Now look how far we've come.
What progress, huh?
Onward and upwards, me and my little baby.
What's his name?
Roman.
Oh.
Like the Roman Empire.
He's going to be a ball, I can tell already.
Just like his old man.
Maybe he'll have a baby when he's 83.
So I can have a grandson who lives into, you know, Jetson times.
So little Roman is wearing you out, huh?
Oh, Jimmy.
I forgot how hard it was to crying the constant diaper changes, midnight feedings up all night.
I mean, holy shit.
Deal it with dog.
That really takes it out of you, huh?
Damn it, Riddick.
Please, just hearing about it.
Wipes me the fuck right out.
Daddy needs a nap.
So you just hear about all this?
You're not actually involved in it?
Oh, come on.
Give me a break here.
Of course not.
I'm a notorious, you know, space cadet already.
I can't help with anything.
No, my girlfriend tells Me all about it.
So, you left the care and feeding of the baby to your 29-year-old girlfriend.
What are you crazy?
No, she can't be trusted with a ball of popcorn.
No, I pay for a living nanny.
So, the nanny tells my girlfriend about the baby, and then Noor, my girlfriend, she tells me.
Seem very exhausting, but thank God that nanny lives with her.
Best money I ever spent.
The nanny lives with her, not with us.
Oh, we don't live together.
You don't live together.
Nah, separate houses.
What she likes her space, I like mine.
She does her thing, I do my thing.
I like to put on headphones and do a little dance around the kitchen.
I don't want nobody seeing that shit.
You had a baby with someone you don't even live with at 83 years old.
And let me tell you, Jimmy, having a baby at that age really changes your perspective.
How you view the world, yourself, time and space, and the fucking meaning of it all.
The idea of the baby, I mean, not necessarily the baby itself or dealing with the baby.
Have you actually had any contact with your new son?
I've had him a couple of times, sure.
I left my favorite shirt over at Norris and went to grab it.
I say, hey, I'll hold the kid too while I'm here.
Why the fuck not, right?
I see.
Well, I can certainly see why you're so tired all the time.
Well, it's not just all that.
There's all this legal stuff to do.
All the paperwork, baby.
Paperwork.
Like what?
Oh, just the basic stuff.
I don't have kids, so I wouldn't know.
Well, Jimmy, when a man and a woman love each other very much have a baby, the girlfriend who lives at another house hires a lawyer and gets the daddy to sign a bunch of paperwork that says the mommy and daddy have joint legal custody, meaning I'm financially responsible, but that mommy has sole physical custody.
It's all very boiler-played sanded stuff.
At least that's what her lawyers told me.
So you don't live together, you're not married, and she has sole custody, but you're still dating.
Yep, just like Izzy and Harriet.
Don't you think she may be taking advantage of you?
Oh, your girlfriend.
Noor?
No.
You gotta be choking.
She wouldn't dare.
She wouldn't dare.
Al, that's not normal paperwork that new fathers have to sign.
Jimmy, are you saying that this woman purposely seduced me, got pregnant solely because that way she could have access to my estate in perpetuity?
Is that what you're saying to me?
Be honest.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid I am, Al.
Oh, well.
Wow.
I've busted some expensive nuts in the past, but this one takes the fucking cannoli.
I gotta hand it to her.
She really pulled one over on me, that little minx.
You're not mad?
Nah, why would I be mad?
There's no way she can really put a dent in my fortune for whatever time I have left.
She's probably gonna leave me, but I, you know, I probably have a few more rolls in the hay with her left.
And I got a little baby to visit sometimes.
And if I'm lucky, I'll live to see his kindergarten graduation.
That's very gracious of you, Jimmy.
I've had women taking advantage of me my entire life.
In a way, the final one being the biggest heist of the fucking century feels right.
This broad came along and managed to extract a healthy human child from an 83-year-old pair of bulls.
That's America, and I can respect it.
So I'm not gonna let this ruin my day one bit.
Now, if you can excuse me, Jimmy, it's kitchen dancing time.
Bye-bye.
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