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Sept. 1, 2023 - Jimmy Dore Show
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*phone rings* Hey, this is the Jimmy Door show.
Craig is speaking.
Who is this?
This is Senator Chuck Schumer of New York.
Who is this now?
Who is speaking?
This is a different person than usual.
Yes, Senator, this is Craig Jardula.
I'm sitting in for Jimmy Door while he's on the road doing some live comedy shows.
Oh, how exciting.
You know, I love to laugh.
I wonder if he's going to be appearing somewhere near me.
Well, you can always go to JimmyDoorComedy.com for his latest tour dates, you know?
No, thanks.
Never mind.
It already sounds like too much trouble.
I'm way too busy to be going to all sorts of long-ass websites.
I'm a U.S. Senator.
That you are.
What's on your mind, Senator?
I'll tell you what's on my mind, Mr. Man.
AI.
AI?
AI.
And I don't mean the Steven Spielberg movie from 2000 that got absolutely weird as fuck at the end.
I'm talking about artificial intelligence.
I see.
Well, what about it, Senator?
I mean, what even is this shit?
I'm old.
I don't understand these things.
With all I'm hearing about AI, I don't even know what's real or what's not.
The world's getting turned upside down by this business, and we have to get to the bottom of it.
We, meaning the government.
Okay.
My grandson showed me this thing, this chat, GBT or some such thing.
He said, what do you want to see?
And I said, dogs playing poker.
That's my favorite.
So he typed in dogs playing poker, and sure enough, it instantly generated an image of dogs playing poker.
I mean, it was weird and wavy, and one of them looked more like a fox than a dog, but it was better than anything I could do.
If AI can do that, what can't it do?
Well, you know, it certainly is a revolutionary tool of sorts.
You're telling me students are having it write papers for them, I understand.
Entire jobs could be replaced.
What else can happen?
Can it make these wavy dog foxes come to life and start running around?
Who knows?
I don't think it can do that, Senator.
Yeah, well, give it five years, the way things are going.
But I'm not going to just sit around waiting to see what happens with all this business.
I have a responsibility to my constituents, so I am taking action.
Oh, yeah.
Well, what are you going to do?
I'm hosting a forum.
A forum?
Yes, a forum.
That'll fox him.
Not a hearing, a closed-door forum on Capitol Hill that will last two or three hours, bipartisan congressmen and women, along with the real movers and shakers of the tech world.
I'm talking Elon Musk.
I'm talking Mark Zuckerberg.
I'm talking Bill Gates.
Wow.
They will all be there?
Yes, among others.
The way I see it, if we really want to understand this freaky robot technology that threatens humanity itself, we need to talk to the top glassy-eyed sociopaths of the tech industry.
People who, like machines, have no inherent concern for the welfare of the human race.
They, more than anyone else, will understand AI on a personal level.
And more importantly, what AI wants from us.
What it wants from us?
Well, it probably wants something, right?
Just like these UFOs that keep visiting Earth and buzzing around all over.
Well, actually, just off the coast of Southern California near our fighter jets.
But still, they must want something.
If you say so, Senator.
And if you recall, it was yours truly who held a joint hearing on those UFOs.
That was me.
I'm into the weird shit, Craig.
And I like to make it spookier by saying, what do they want from us?
Whether aliens or robots, it's like it's from a movie.
This is an interesting angle you have there, Senator.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm really trying to position myself as the art bell of Capitol Hill.
I think that's sort of my thing, you know.
Maybe next I'll do a hearing about Bigfoot and other cryptids.
Maybe reopen the investigation into the Philadelphia experiment.
Who knows?
I'm kind of feeling this out.
But you got to keep your political persona fresh.
You know what I mean?
Oh, absolutely, Senator.
That way, in 15 years, when I'm the one stroking out and shitting my pants every other day on national television, all my Schumer heads out there will say, hey, look, he's astral projecting again, and I'll still get re-elected.
Good strategy, Senator.
Thanks.
Well, it's been nice talking to you, but I have to go.
It got suddenly very cold in here in my office, and I suspect it might be the ghost of Charles Sumner.
So I'm going to bust out my Ouija board.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, Mr. Semenir.
Goodbye, Mr. Semenir.
Thank you.
We have a special guest with us, Max Blumenthal from the Grey Zone is here.
Hi, Max.
What's up, Jimmy?
Now, the reason why, Max, welcome back.
Oh, thanks for having me.
We're back when we're going to talk about this because you were doing a fundraiser through Goat FundMe, and it was to hire three new employees over at Grey Zone.
Three new reporters that are doing great work.
And your goal was $125,000.
You raised $90,809.
And tell me what happened.
Well, this was an incredible outpouring of grassroots support from people who watch this show.
And GoFundMe has informed me, they informed me like nine days ago that due to some external concerns, they have frozen the funds.
And I published that full email from someone named Sabrina.
I don't even know her full name at GoFundMe's ironically named trust and safety team telling me that they had frozen the funds and that they need to investigate further.
And I haven't heard anything since.
I've sent several requests for due process or more information or to just simply release the funds and I haven't heard anything back.
So today we've decided we have to pull the plug on this GoFundMe fundraiser that was so important to building the future of our independent outlet and which was obviously important to so many other people.
I mean, the encouraging, effusively supportive messages we've been getting just keep rolling in.
And GoFundMe has proven to be exactly what people said it was, which is a tool of Western intelligence agencies and the censorship industrial complex that has been censoring social media.
They have put financial sanctions on us because we have disrupted the official narrative around the Ukraine war and so many other of the national security state's psychological operations.
That's what this is about.
Those are the external concerns.
I'm never going to get the information on who they are, but we know who they are.
They're the same people that detained and interrogated Kit Clarenberg, who we are fundraising for at Luton International Airport in London over his work for the gray zone.
The British counter-terror police interrogated him about his work for us, his factual journalism for us.
No one has ever discounted a single thing he's reported.
They're the same people who cut our new managing editor, Wyatt Reid, who we're fundraising for off from Venmo and PayPal without any explanation after he went to Donbass and showed on video the Ukrainian military shelling civilian targets and abusing people's human rights.
They're the same people who canceled me and Aaron Mate when we went to talk about our work at the Gray Zone at Web Summit in Portugal, the biggest gathering of the tech industry.
Those people were the Zelenskys.
Vladimir Zelensky and his wife personally demanded that they cut us off there so they could broker weapons deals with different tech companies.
So that's who we're up against.
That's who GoFundMe answers to.
And we are asking everyone to demand a refund.
We're going to work on getting everyone's money refunded and we've moved our fundraiser to SpotFund.
You can find out about that on thegrayzone.com, on my Twitter account, on the Grey Zone's Twitter account.
Their co-founder has promised us speedy transfer of funds and that they're not going to kick us off because of outside interference.
But what we're looking at here is part of a much bigger picture where the Western regime that is sanctioning one-third of the world's population is now sanctioning its own citizens.
So this is similar to what happened to the Canadian truckers, isn't it?
Exactly.
Exactly.
So what happened in that situation?
Do you remember what happened?
Tell people.
Well, the Canadian Freedom Convoy of truckers had rolled into Ottawa to protest the COVID-19 vaccine mandates and to get compensation for the lost work and destruction of lives that were imposed on them through Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's lockdowns.
And the Canadian government, the Liberal government, was so threatened by the Canadian Freedom Convoy that first they started telling banks to seize donors' funds.
And when that failed, they imposed emergency law on February 7th, 2022.
That meant essentially martial law.
And they called in the federal police to remove the truckers.
And GoFundMe immediately seized close to $10 million Canadian dollars from individual grassroots contributors and then announced that they were not giving it back.
They were going to donate it to, quote, established charities without the consent of the donor.
So they were like, it was an unwarranted seizure and theft of the funds of Canadian and U.S. citizens.
And it was only really thanks to U.S. governors and U.S. senators threatening GoFundMe with investigations that they agreed to release the funds and let people have them back.
So we're not even going to let it get to that point.
We're telling people, take your money back.
They're giving money back in three to five days.
They're agreeing to do that so far.
And we're going to make sure all money gets back to everyone and to give it over to SpotFund to help us build the future, the gray zone, to support three of the best young independent journalists working today who are working.
I mean, I don't even know if I could call it a shoestring, but they're hungry.
They're literally hungry and metaphorically hungry to do this kind of journalism.
And they deserve to be supported.
So we want to at least create positions for them for a year or two and reward their dedication.
So SpotFund will hopefully be the, I mean, they've put in writing that they will be the place to do this.
I should say, Jimmy, we're not the first outlet that experienced this from GoFundMe.
Mint Press was also banned from GoFundMe and had their funds seized without any explanation.
So they've had to take their fundraisers elsewhere.
Independent outlets that challenge the war state, the national security state, are being financially sanctioned by the same national security state that sanctions people from Venezuela to Iran to Cuba.
And the war is here at home.
So it must be in the GoFundMe's terms of service that they could do this.
But that doesn't mean it's legal either.
So that could be challenged in court, which it certainly needs to be.
So people's minds would be blown if they actually knew that, oh, you mean an outlet like GoFundMe is actually influenced by the CIA, that it's actually influenced by the military-industrial complex and the security state.
They would really, why would they care exactly?
Why would they care?
Well, because they're all.
There's a handful of billionaires that run everything globally.
You know, there's a cabal of capitalists.
And just like in that movie Network, there are no countries.
There are only companies.
And that was from 1975, I think, right?
So it's only gotten a million times worse.
And there really is a handful of cabal.
Like, for instance, I tell people that YouTube and Google are also in bed with the security state, the CIA, the military-industrial complex, and the global capitalists, because they are them.
They're the richest, most wealthy company in the history of the world.
And so now they say I can't say anything that goes against what the WHO says, for instance.
Well, you know who the number one donor to the WHO is.
It's Bill Gates.
So it's a billionaire, a single billionaire that's dictating what everybody can say on YouTube when it comes to anything about Bill Gates or anything about health or vaccines or mandates or lockdowns or anything like that.
And so that's how, and so I'm sure there's another billionaire or two that has got a direct line straight to GoFundMe and they can just shut you down like this.
This is straight up censorship.
This is straight up, you know, the security state managing the narrative because if they can't manage the narrative, if they can't manage to discredit people like you, and if they can't manage to suppress people like you, then they have to start disappearing people like you.
And that's a little harder, but they'll do it.
They do it all the time, right?
Yep.
I mean, it's in some ways worse or more insidious than an outright open dictatorship.
It's what Sheldon Wolland called inverted totalitarianism, where a state maintains the illusion of liberal democracy because it's a more effective tool for managing and controlling its own citizens.
And so here we have the state, the national security state, hiding its fingerprints through privately owned Silicon Valley companies that essentially are our digital commons and that small companies like ours or small outfits like ours have to rely on to fundraise because we run on a shoestring budget.
And they're trying to exploit that advantage to financially sanction and starve us so we can't report anymore because unlike an outright dictatorship, they want to maintain the soft power of a liberal democracy.
So they can't just come out and just ban us.
They can't criminalize the gray zone directly.
But we have documented a clear and outright campaign of repression against our personnel by Western state intelligence agencies from Kiev to London to Washington.
And we can just look at the Twitter files that Aaron Mate obtained that showed the Ukrainian SBU, that's their version of the FBI, their security services, which is a hideously repressive outfit, sending a list of Twitter accounts to ban to the FBI, which included Aaron's name.
And then the FBI going to Twitter and telling them, hey, can you ban these Twitter accounts, including these Americans and Canadians, on behalf of this foreign intelligence service?
The FBI agreed to do that.
Twitter said this is even too crazy for us.
This is the old regime before Elon.
They even said this is too much.
These are just American citizens voicing their views.
But that's what we're up against.
That's what we're facing here at GoFundMe.
That's who GoFundMe is caved to.
And they're not accountable to anyone.
There's no due process.
It's completely undemocratic.
So we're looking at a new face of repression and a war on the First Amendment that the civil liberties groups like the ACLU, they're not confronting this.
No.
And who's standing up right now for CJ Hopkins, who is a dissident writer in Berlin, an American living in Berlin, who is one of the principal opponents of the COVID restrictions, the lockdowns, the mandates, the arrests,
the beating of protesters, who's now going, been pronounced guilty by a German court and will face 60 days in jail or 3,600 Euro fine simply for tweeting two pictures of a mask with a swastika ingrained in them, photoshopped in them, as a protest against the mask mandates.
He's simply being punished for calling masks a tool of mass conformity.
So this is the war on free speech is reaching new dimensions, whether it's financial or informational.
And pretty much every one of us who speaks out is up against it.
So it's like, if we don't take on GoFundMe now, everybody's going to be next.
Well, you mentioned Sheldon Woland, and I'm pretty sure that he talked about, you know, the America has gone through a corporate coup d'état in slow motion, as I've heard Chris Hedges say.
And that the, you know, it usually is a dictator, and you can focus your ire on that dictator who's doing that.
But in this corporate coup d'état, the dictator has been replaced with the nameless, faceless corporate state.
And it's ubiquitous, controlling every part of your life.
I remember I used to do jokes about it 20 years ago about how everybody has to take a drug test and everybody says it's okay because it's not the government doing it.
It's just your employer.
But people in America have to remember that the government is run by corporations.
It's not the other way around.
The government doesn't tell the corporations what to do.
The corporations tell the government what to do in the United States, which is a big problem with healthcare, right?
So people think that we went through COVID and that was done to us by the government.
That wasn't done to us by the government.
COVID was done to us by Big Pharma and a handful of billionaire corporations.
So I just wanted to show this too.
They took away your donate button too.
So now nobody can donate.
It says this organizer has currently disabled new donations.
Well, the reason why is because they're going to take all your freaking money, right?
Well, we had to do that because we didn't want people to continue to donate.
And GoFundMe was refusing to give us the money that we were going to use to sponsor our hardworking contributors.
So I just felt like it was unfair.
Like GoFundMe wasn't telling the donors we're freezing this money because for all we know, they could try to maximize the donations and then take it.
Yeah.
So we've got to get it refunded.
It will be refunded.
They cannot do that if refunds, they cannot seize the money if refunds are requested.
We've linked to the form, the very easy to use form for requesting refunds in our article at thegrayzone.com.
And we've linked to the new fundraiser so you can easily just transfer the money there and help us to continue to operate as an independent outlet that's accountable to our audience.
What they want is media to be accountable to billionaires, to be accountable to the state that provides the Washington Post and the New York Times with all its sources on the Ukraine proxy war or Iran or COVID.
And they don't want people like us or Jimmy Doer operating.
So this is your chance to give a thing, the finger to go fund me and the whole censorship industrial complex and to support three incredible journalists.
All the money is going to them.
None of it's going to me.
So when's that?
What's the new URL to donate?
Where do I direct people?
Well, it's at SpotFund.
And you just go to my Twitter account, Max Blumenthal.
My penny tweet is a link to that.
You go to the Gray Zones Twitter profile and it's there and it's in the article.
Just go look up the Gray Zone at Spot Fund.
Okay.
Gray Zone at SpotFund.
Hey, listen, I want one more thing I wanted to say.
So I mean, this is like what they did to that Simon Abeda guy, right?
So Simon Abeda is an African journalist.
Is that how you say his name?
Yes.
Okay, I'm butchering.
Okay, I'm butchering his name.
Of course I am.
But he was the one who would ask Jen Saki pressing questions and he would say, hey, why don't you ever take questions from African journalists?
And if it, because if it was Trump, they would call it racist because it was Joe Biden's press secretary.
Everybody felt like she was a victim somehow.
They're giving her a cake and he kept it.
So you're interrupting my question.
And her question was just a long thank you to Jen Saki for being so great.
Yes.
That is.
And so he funded a news organization or founded, and he used Stripe, which is another way to raise money.
So another billionaire-owned thing.
And Stripe kicked him off their platform.
So now they couldn't raise money anymore.
And so that's how they, so this is how the global capitalists, which is a handful of billionaires that run everything, keep control of everything.
This is how the Bilderbergs do it.
This is the WEF.
If you think your government is actually running your country, you're a chump.
That's being run by global capitalists.
That was after the Washington Post ran a hit piece on him that I guess Jen Saki and the Biden White House coordinated.
Of course.
They're not going to do it directly.
They're cowards.
They don't want to look like dictators, but they're operating like a straight-up mafia from behind the through the neoliberal model where everything that should be public is private and we can't tell the difference between the public and the private.
So it's like okay, so everybody goes like the World Economic Forum is a public-private partnership.
Like who's governing us?
So everybody, if you want to help hire those three new reporters over at a Gray Zone, go over to Max's Twitter feed, click on that link and make your donation and make sure you get your money back from GoFundMe.
Make sure you do that.
And I wanted to ask you before we let you go, Max.
Last time I had Bobby Kennedy on the show, he agreed to do an interview with you.
I might have mistakenly categorized it as a debate, but an interview.
You're a reporter.
You've written two books on Israel-Palestine, and he agreed to do it.
Is that coming to fruition?
Well, more recently, Bobby Kennedy was talking to the press at the Iowa State Fair, and he brought up unprompted that he, in his own words, was debating me in a couple of weeks.
He called me Matt Blumenthal, but I think he was referring to me.
I don't know.
I like to call you Matt.
I like Matt better.
You should maybe change it with this GoFundMe thing.
Yeah.
What?
No, I'm Matt Blumenthal.
Can I have my money, please?
That's a different guy.
So maybe he won't.
I don't know.
I saw that video, by the way.
I think you tweeted it out, or I saw it somehow, where he did say that, yeah, I'm going to be talking to Matt Blumenthal in a few weeks.
So it hasn't happened.
I'm not good at predictions.
I hope it happens.
You know, I'm sympathetic to Bobby Kennedy's campaign because we share a love for free speech and we both push back against the COVID narrative, which is probably the biggest thing I ever did in my life, besides maybe Russia Gate.
So I hope he does.
And, you know, he doesn't have a chance in hell of becoming the Democratic Party nominee, which I told him that the first time I interviewed him, because that's why they have super delegates.
So to make sure that he can't win, and that look what they did to Bernie Sanders two times in a row.
You don't think they're going to do it to you?
They're going to do it to you harder because you're not a pussy like Bernie Sanders.
And they've already rigged it by putting South Carolina first.
That's right.
That's right.
And they're already rigged it by trying to put Joe Biden's leading political opponent in jail.
That's exactly what they're doing.
Could you imagine if it was the opposite?
If there was a guy who was polling ahead of Donald Trump and Donald Trump had that guy indicted four times, could you imagine that?
People would be people would be in the streets with guns.
I mean, lefties would be.
Can you imagine being his secret service in jail?
What is awful detail?
I like how they set the trial date for the day before Super Tuesday.
Yes.
Like complete coincidence.
Just didn't have any open days.
So they don't care if there's an that's another thing you have to the people doing this to Trump are the people who own the Democratic Party and the Republican Party and the military industrial complex.
And we learned through the Trump presidency that the CIA doesn't work for the president or even the government.
They work for a handful of global capitalists.
That's what the CIA does, which is just like the military industrial complex.
All right, well, let's, we got to move on.
Max, I really appreciate you coming on.
Good luck.
Everybody getting your money back from GoFundMe.
Go fund me now in bed with the fascists.
Nice to see.
Anything else you'd like to say before we say goodbye?
No, I just wanted to thank you for all the support and welcome home.
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There's a lot of people who always say this phrase, COVID is over.
No, COVID is not over because COVID really was not just about the variant.
It was just not about the virus.
It was about everything else that comes with it.
The lockdowns, the masks, the QR codes, the CBDCs that they want to usher in.
So, you know, the shutdowns of the economy.
There's so much more that goes into play when it comes to the COVID variant.
Now, we have a friend of the show.
Well, he's played a lot on this show, Mr. Dr. Campbell.
So I got a great video from Dr. Campbell, and then we'll go over it.
I'm going to probably stop it a couple of times, but take a listen to what Mr. Campbell has to say.
New information coming out of Great Britain.
Check it out.
Well, welcome to today's talk, Saturday, the 19th of August.
Now, of course, there's nothing to see here, but in the United Kingdom, at least, the revolving door between big pharma and government continues to spin.
And I don't think you're quite squeaky clean on this in the United States either.
But I was actually genuinely taken aback by today's story.
Let me give you some details on it now.
So this is from Jonathan Van Tam, who was our deputy chief medical officer.
If you live in the UK, of course, you'll recognize him straight away.
Boris Johnson referred to him as a JVT, a bit of a personality in the pandemic, it has to be said.
Now, there's the references there.
You could get this from many, many different sources.
Now, strangely, and it really is quite strange.
This was actually announced via LinkedIn, as far as I can tell today.
So the appointment was made in early May, and we now know what is 19th of August.
So why the delay?
We don't know, but it was actually announced on LinkedIn, which you're probably familiar with if you've ever looked for a job online on the Moderna LinkedIn, UK, former deputy chief medical officer, senior strategy advisor in medicine, Nottingham University.
Strange job, strategy advisor in medicine.
I can't say I've ever studied under a professor or strategy advisor in medicine, but never mind.
Now, as of the 2nd of May, senior.
And I just want to say really briefly, too, as well.
Even though Great Britain, you know, in the UK, Boris Johnson used to brag about we're ending our protocols first.
We're the ones who are leading out of the five eyes, five eyes countries, you know, the Australians, the New Zealands, the United States, Canada, and then Great Britain.
They would brag about this stuff, that they're ending these protocols, that they're listening to the people.
But you know what?
Behind the scenes, they were still advertising and trying to get people to come in and fill these positions as like COVID czars of sorts.
So publicly, you know, they were saying that they were stopping these protocols, but the sausage being made in the background, always about keeping this going.
It never has stopped, whether it be making laws here in the United States or hiring people behind the scenes for COVID czar positions.
It has never stopped.
They never intended it to stop.
That's why when we heard the information from Alex Jones last week that came true over the weekend, it was no surprise to some of us because we knew that was just the beginning of this malarkey, not the end.
Medical consultant to the COVID-19 vaccine manufacturer at Moderna was a member of the government task force during the pandemic.
Wait, Kurt.
Don't say something you can't take back, Craig.
Malarkey, let's watch our language.
Well, you know, it's a malarkey show today.
Calm down.
You take all five minutes now bringing up sausage.
Gotcha.
I am going to make some good gravy, though.
You're going to love it.
Turkey meatballs.
Watch.
Made all decisions.
This is the government task force, made all decisions on vaccine supply contracts and major investment in manufacturing and clinical opportunities.
And as always, the references are there.
Now, of course, no one's saying that Professor Van Tam anticipated this job in Moderna or kept his slate clean with the vaccine manufacturers to facilitate this in the future.
But it really doesn't look good at all, I don't think.
I genuinely don't think he did those things, but it's not at all a good look.
This revolving door, really, something needs to be done about this because big pharma and government are kind of sometimes the relationship's a bit cozier than you and me would like.
And of course, it's often said that profession is a conspiracy against the rest of us.
What do you think about that comment?
I mean, the conflict of interest in this, whether it be in the United States or the UK, it seems like somebody from the FDA used to work at Pfizer or somebody who used to work at Moderna is now working for the FDA.
What's wrong with that?
It's just expertise.
The main thing is, you got to listen to experts.
That's what I would say to Dr. John Campbell.
And Jimmy likes him and plays him a lot.
I wouldn't say he's friendly to show because I think he doesn't respond to coming on.
Yeah.
And but at some point, he probably because it looks like a guy who really was going out of his way not to be conspiratorial and just looking at the data and it keeps pulling him in a direction that is horrifying to him.
Yeah.
And, you know, like.
He's a guy that brought information that he wished wasn't true all the time.
Yeah.
But yet he, but he felt the need to have to break it to actually explain what's going on.
I thought he was some of the best when it came to other therapeutics or other tests, whatnot.
The way he would do it with his little monitor, I know why Jimmy plays him a lot because he's very easy to understand and digest.
We had Jay Body Char on, right?
And these guys, one of the main things I learned from this show is like these people that have a lot of expertise and they're pretty high up and respected and then suddenly they're fringe out of nowhere.
They didn't know either how anything worked.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Like you think, oh, oh, these smarter people know how the whole thing works.
No, it's compartmentalized like a black box project.
It's stovepiped.
Yeah.
Every element of society is stovepiped.
So then when you're like, oh, I assume someone's handling their end.
You look into it.
Nope, no one is.
Yeah.
You know, it's funny because also mentioning what you said there too as well, when it came to my coverage on the combo couch of a lot of the COVID protocols, what I did was I went and looked these doctors up before COVID, and I looked at their history with their patients when it came to McCullough, Zolenko, Dr. With the WebMD stuff.
And all of them had top ratings from their patients.
Dr. Richard Orso, amazing Dr. Ryan Cole, all these guys, Dr. Corey, high, high ratings.
But as soon as COVID hit, they're a quack.
Let's carry on with what we know.
Now, the UK government, of course, under the auspices of this grouping with Professor Van Tam in it, we bought 77 million doses of Moderna vaccine.
And I can't remember the price, but I'm sure Moderna was consistently the most expensive vaccine.
And we bought 77 million doses, way more than the population of the entire population of the country, but that's what we got to make that extra money.
At this point, we'll just have a look at a couple of other clips, just in case you can't remember who Jonathan Van Tam was.
We need people to take it.
This vaccine isn't going to help you if you don't take it.
And you will need two doses of this vaccine and most of the others to have full protection.
Watching others take it and hoping that this will then protect you isn't going to work necessarily.
We don't know if this vaccine will prevent transmission.
Or immediately.
He said we don't know if it's going to prevent transmission, but you got to take it for it to work.
Not for nothing, Kurt.
There's a bunch of malarkeys.
That's their Peter Hotez.
Not very good.
Yeah, that's a bunch of malaria.
Like, listen, you need a Rachel Maddow.
Somebody delivery.
And maybe Pharma is not paying him personally enough because they have that socialized medicine quackery over there.
Well, they had their own, like, I forgot her name, Liz Trust.
She ran and she was like the president for she ahead of lettuce lasted longer than her presidency and so they did try to that Rachel Maddow Avenue, but it didn't work for them.
Because he's not even promising you.
So he goes, oh, you're not going to be protected if you don't take it and other people take it.
And we can say it's going to stop.
Transmission, too.
What if I do take it?
Will I be protected then?
Or only if the guy that didn't take it took hospital beds.
They have social media.
Hospital beds.
Yeah, right.
That's what we're fighting for here.
I'm going to play a little bit more of this one.
Red is from our current virus.
And there is now plenty of evidence that the vaccines that we are deploying are effective against our current virus.
How old is this?
That's a lie.
This is fairly new.
So he's saying the old vaccines work on the new variant?
That's what he's, he's literally trying to say that.
And we understand this.
When I spoke to Dr. Ryan Cole about this, he says, trying to create a vaccine for a coronavirus is like playing whack-a-mole.
Because as soon as you go to hit it, that thing's going down and it's popping up somewhere else.
It sounds like a fluid.
Because it's going to mutate.
It sounds like a flu shot.
Is a flu shot a vaccine?
I don't know what a vaccine is or a woman or violin.
I don't know what anything means.
So you got to really speak slow to me.
Well, listen, all I know it is, it's safe and effective.
So I'll continue to play this.
Safe and effective, that vaccine is.
So from that perspective, look, please don't delay if you're called.
Take the advantage to protect yourself against the clear and present danger, against the immediate threat.
So I hope that's refreshed your professional memory.
Wait, hold on a minute.
Are we positive that that guy we just saw is not the same guy from Hawaii that wouldn't turn on the siren?
That is not the guy.
And he's doing like a character.
I did double check that.
They're not the same guy.
It might be Mike Myers English government.
Let's take a look.
77 million vaccines.
And the UK government's just struck a 10-year deal partnership with Moderna to build a new factory.
Now, this is near Oxford.
What does that say?
That they struck a 10-year friggin deal.
They're not really serious about this shit anyways.
That they didn't read the statistics and see Pfizer was the better bet.
Yeah, that one.
I took Physics.
Maybe they'll bring Johnson and Johnson back on the scene.
I say get one shot instead of two.
So if you get a 10-year contract or partnership, I mean, that's got to be a contract, right?
Yeah.
It was never ever about public health.
It was always about the bling bling.
You committed to 10 years without, Keep it effective.
It was approved by emergency.
You wouldn't normally approve it.
And you said we're going to do a 10-year billion pound, so double American money partnership with this one.
We don't even know how it's going to turn out.
We're already committed for 10 years.
But Kurt, when you're trusting in a name, when you work with a brand and it works, you stick with that brand.
This is like when Disney bought Star Wars and it ran it into the ground a little bit.
I believe it's being built at the moment.
So the British government is in bed with Moderna to the tune of a billion pounds, as far as we know.
And this new facility will build mRNA vaccines for COVID, influenza, and respiratory and sitio virus, as far as we know.
And the UK government is tied in for 10 years with this.
Ha ha!
And committed to buy vaccines for 10 years into the future.
Quite incredible.
From the weapons manufacturer, Moderna, linked to DARPA.
Moderna's linked to DARPA.
That's where they got their research from.
That's where they got their.
Do you expect a better quality Pfizer-level vaccine then?
Yes.
They're all great.
But Moderna, that shows you what a rinky-dink country the UK is because only a billion, just one billion.
And also Moderna, not even Pfizer, the one that's like way second place.
It is second place, but maybe they're throwing in some weapons too with the vaccine that we don't know about that they'll give them behind.
Only a billion.
That's how you know Moderna didn't do too well here because they're like, you could do the British market.
Moderna did do better than Johnson and Johnson, Johnson and Johnson.
The one that was recalled, even though it's great and there was no problem with it, they recalled it weirdly.
And Trump brought the freaking Johnson and Johnson family up on stage with him at an event when he started.
As much of a donkey this guy is.
And he's going to get his credit.
Operation Warp Speed, Kurt.
Yeah, he should have got his name on the checks and his name on the vaccines.
It could get him in a box with his signature.
Let's finish up this video.
Hold on.
But we've committed a billion pounds to buy these vaccines into the future with no evidence of Safety.
No.
Efficacy of the RSV and the influenza vaccine for sure, and very questionable safety of the COVID vaccines.
And yet, have a billion pounds.
If it doesn't work out, then we'll still buy the vaccines anyway.
What is going on here?
You know, this is just very, very, very, very strange.
Strange.
Committed to buying Moderna's vaccines for the next decade from this new factory.
Now, if you're sitting in Australia, don't be smug about it because I think it's just outside Melbourne.
I'm pretty sure it's Melbourne.
Certainly in Australia, there's a Moderna plant being built to produce, I can't remember, 100 million doses of vaccine a year, I think it was.
I think the Oxford plant is scheduled to build 250 million doses a year, the Australia plant, 100 million doses.
There's also a plant in Canada, a new Moderna plant to build, construct 100 million doses of Moderna vaccine in Canada.
And of course, that's on top of the huge capacity already in the United States.
So this is Australia, Canada, the United Kingdom, the United States all seem to be putting a lot of eggs, shall we say, in the Moderna messenger bibronucleic acid vaccine basket.
Let's carry on.
Before we carry on too as well, let me just say this much, that it was not even just on the back end which they're doing these deals right now, which Dr. Campbell is alerting us to, the fact that we have a 10-year deal to buy Moderna vaccines for Great Britain.
I believe, and if Andrew, if you can see if you could find that clip, I think it was Albert Burla.
I believe he was the CEO of Moderna when he was saying a year before they produced almost a million, a couple million vaccines a year before the COVID-19.
Let's see if we can find that clip.
But this is this, I mean.
No wonder they were better.
Dude, they give you all the information, Kurt.
Like, they put it right in front of your frigging face.
How dumb do they think we are?
It's not dumb.
You're compartmented.
So this guy, I love, you know, I love watching him like where he's like, this can't be true.
Just how you described it.
Yeah.
And I always wonder, like, do you, what are his thoughts about, you know, all the stuff we cover on here?
Like, what, they just throw a billion dollars and say, here, have it to Moderna?
Well, what do you think they do in Ukraine, dude?
Do you not notice a correlation?
Everybody's like a specialist and doesn't, you're like trained not to see the big thing of like, this is a modest expenditure compared to what they throw around on non-they.
Do you think you though, dude, Kurt, do you think he's saying it because he doesn't believe it himself or he's trying to like kind of in he's trying to project to you that you, the people out there that I'm bringing this information to, you should think this is crazy.
You should be standing.
I think he's showing his doing.
I don't think he's really.
But he's also kind of like implying that if I think this is crazy, that you should think this is nuts.
Yeah, it's coming through.
Yeah.
But I think that his genuine feelings, you know, again, this guy has not come on Jimmy's show at all.
He's not a friend of the show, even though Jimmy plays him.
I mean, he doesn't come on the show.
But that indicates to me that this guy is in the respectable sphere and is slowly, you know, like when I watch Joy, what's her name on The Hill with Rob?
Joy Brianna Joy Gray.
Brianna Joy Gray.
I like her, and I like seeing her gradually realize stuff she probably should have realized a while back with Bernie.
Yeah, yeah.
But you could see it on him.
These people live in Washington.
They're like, it can't be as bad as all that.
And they just continually see it is.
And then they got to go, well, how do I get this across to people?
Because I don't know if people in my clique are emotionally ready to hear this stuff.
They all do it, but I think he's straight up.
I don't think he's faking anything.
Let's take a look, too.
I think that was the end of that video.
So government's committed to buy all this stuff.
A little bit more.
Now, don't doubt to Jonathan Van Tami's advisory fee for Moderna has not been disclosed.
Advisory fee.
Where should it be?
But he is prohibited.
Personal business information from his time in government to further his business.
Some class gamble.
Oh, that's all right.
I just thought there might be an issue here for a minute, but there's a rule that says he's not allowed to use it.
Now, that's sarcasm.
By the way, too, we have a segment today.
We're going to go over this, this, you know, conflict of interest.
They never released this stuff.
It's always out there.
Like I said, this guy was the president of FDA.
Now he's the CEO of Pfizer.
That happens all over the place.
The people they allow to come on to the news network, the news networks, are all people who are connected in the inside.
This is how they get this whole controlled management narrative management, right?
The whole all of this.
This is what it is.
All of cable, which has been going downhill, I never watch cable.
I watch streaming only.
If I watch, I barely watch anything that isn't a YouTube summary of something they made on regular TV.
Yeah.
So it's being paid for almost entirely by remember the Harrison Cooper salary news?
Pharma.
I might have saw, it could have been branding points.
I remember where I saw it, but most of cable, they're being paid for by, that's holding them up.
Yes.
All the channels.
The RFK story with Robert Ailes, the whole thing, why he wouldn't let him.
Who Roger Ailes?
Roger Ailes, he wouldn't let, I said Robert.
Roger Ailes, he wouldn't let him talk about these things.
He tells that whole story because he says, this is the guy who's running Fox at the time.
We can't because my sponsors, Pfizer, won't allow it.
And by the way, as much as this guy is cautious, and you could, that little sarcasm at the end, that's a guy trying to not be in the QAnon zone that he's going to, he's going to be put in it, even though he's reasonable.
He's going to be called a QAnon.
And so that's the only way you can get stuff out is sarcasm.
It's amazing to watch this.
This is all of society at every level watching people, watching it unravel.
Yeah, well, I don't know, Kirk, that last statement of yours, I think, is a little misogynist.
I'm going to play the rest of this.
Well, it could be misogynist or racist or it will be some sort of ist.
He's queuing on adjacent to not believing it.
Government knowledge for furthering his business interests.
So that's all fine then, isn't it?
Let's hope his brain is well compartmentalized.
Now, Rose Whiffen, Transparency International UK, currently they're only threadbare safeguards against abuse of the revolving door between the public and private sector.
And this created, she believes, a risk of privileged information being misused for commercial benefit.
No one's making any accusations of this, of course, but you can see that the risk is apparent.
There would appear to be a risk there.
Now, another, this is Patrick Valance, Of course.
He was the chief scientific officer during the pandemic.
Now, he also went through the revolving door.
Now, this is his official government site, so this is not me making it up.
Check it out for yourself.
This is official government information here.
Chief scientific government chief scientific officer, April 18th to April 2023.
So chief scientific officer throughout the pandemic.
Hugely influential figure throughout the pandemic.
Now, he was president of research of development at GalaxoSmithKline, 2012 to 2017.
Now, to be fair, we didn't use GalaxoSmithKline vaccines, but of course they are very much big pharma that he worked for and then went into government.
Had been senior vice president at Moderna, Medicines Discovery and Development, joined the company in May 2006, head of drug discovery, became a worked his way up to become a member of a board of GalaxoSmithKline board and the corporate executive team.
Check out the references.
Now, we don't know what his salary was for all of the years, but the last full year he worked for them, it was 4.4 million pounds.
He did sell most of his GalaxoSmithKline bonus shares before joining the government, but we believe he had £600,000 in these shares when in the government.
And his chief scientific officer was slightly more reasonable.
By the way, I said Liz Truss for England was the president.
I meant the prime minister.
Excuse me, prime minister.
You know, they have prime ministers over there.
But what Mr. Campbell is saying now, Dr. Campbell is saying right now, he's laying it out and he's showing you the conflict of interest.
The way it's just all a bunch of insiders, the same way it was here in the United States.
I like same fucking way, Kurt.
When he said, let's, you know, he made another little snarky comment where he's like, let's hope his brain is compartmentalized.
Yeah.
And he separates.
I guarantee you, everybody in that office or the NHS and every level of government and corporations, all of them, all the employees in the company had to take an unconscious bias training class to get at their biases they didn't even know they had.
Of course, they're all about, you know, people's racial hair, hair color, and style biases, not the fact that you worked at a drug company and now work at their regulatory body.
No training and unconscious bias about how that might be a problem.
Just nonsense things.
And all of them, no, there's no bias.
I can work fairly with this thing that is directly at odds with this other thing.
It's amazing.
It's a real trick they pull off.
I mean, this is all about social engineering.
Really is in the mind, the way they kind of program people.
But again, you can see the concern here.
People going from big pharma to government making the decisions, knowing big pharma, people going from government into big pharma, making decisions about big pharma, then getting jobs in the same companies.
That's QAnon.
No, I can't see any problem with that.
Nah.
I mean, they're experts.
They are in the know.
Don't you want to take educated people who know things?
So taking people from big pharma to governmental jobs that will influence the people on what to do, it makes a lot of sense.
Hey, positive.
Nothing going on there.
I look at it this way.
It's like when you flush without looking because you don't want to know.
That's how I look at government and health.
It's not the way you really would like things to be held up as transparent, shall we say?
Is the United States squeaky clean?
Well, I'm not going to go into the United States time on this already, but that reference is from Science magazine, FDA's revolving door companies often hire agency staffers.
That's Food and Drug Administration agency staffers who manage their successful drug reviews.
Oh, yeah, your drug's absolutely great, mate.
Fantastic.
Have a billion dollars.
Thank you.
Buy all your drugs.
Oh, by the way, have you got any jobs?
Yeah.
I mean, no one's saying that influenced their authorization of these medicines.
I say they will.
And I will tell you in the United States they did.
And it's because who's running things over here?
Is it the government really running things and taking experts from big pharma because they want the right information to go out for the protection of the public health of the people?
Or is it they got a narrative to explain?
And who better than the people who are actually running things, which is big pharma coming on and sending out their message for their narrative management themselves?
What do you think?
What I would say, John Campbell, maybe if the UK wasn't stuck in the stone age of not directly advertising prescription drugs to people on TV to ask their doctor for, maybe things would be a little better for you and not as good as we have it in the States.
The greatest country on earth.
You bring up an important point, Kurt.
That's something that, you know, it needs to go away day one.
Remember when they eliminated the, you're old enough to maybe when they had cigarette commercials and they had to eliminate them.
They had to take them off the air.
They said, you can't do this because this is influencing people to do something.
They learned, they learned if you say, don't smoke, it actually makes you smoke.
Is that what they learned?
Because you're making me think all the all those cigarette, like, oh, cigarettes are bad commercials that came out.
You're saying they're subliminally.
They paid for by cigarette companies as their restitution.
And by the way, making them pay, the government was in on it.
They had doctors on pushing cigarettes like it was a healthy, safe, effective booster.
Yes.
That's how they push cigarettes.
They did.
And also, make sure you have eight glasses of milk a day.
Well, I think they should eliminate those commercials right away.
You know what I'm saying?
Why?
Because you're like some kind of communist something, right?
Yeah, I'm one of those, whatever, and stuff like that.
The FDA, expert to biotech insider, the drug industry thrives on the revolving door.
So does every other industry.
This is America.
Did we not learn anything?
And I got to think right here, this is from July 2018.
FDA's revolving door.
Companies often hire agency staffers who manage their successful drug reviews.
Why not?
Now, is Science Magazine bragging about this or complaining?
That's my question.
Well, this was done in 2018, right?
Oh, was this before they take over of it?
Yeah.
Because science went downhill real fast.
This was showing us beforehand they already knew how to, you know, run these departments over here.
This is from the Hill, the big pharma, the revolving door keeps spinning.
Once again, 2019.
And that's Scott Lieb over there, right?
That's your boy from Pfizer, who is now, I don't know if he's in the FDA board now or he's on Pfizer.
I get confused when they go over here.
It's like that Benny Hill remembered, And they keep on running in and running out.
That's what it is.
It's a revolving door.
But who better, right, if you want to push your drug than bring over somebody from the big pharma industry?
And that's what they constantly do.
Here's another one, right?
2021.
Big Pharma's revolving door is imperiling democracy.
Not as much as that headline.
I hope that was taken down.
Here's another one.
The EA's failure to punish drug distributors blamed an opioid crisis raised revolving door questions.
Because now it just wasn't with vaccines.
Beforehand, it was with these opioids.
This came out of my birthday.
All these people with the Sackler family, all the stuff with the opioids.
Who?
It happened before him.
The set, who?
The Sackler family, you know?
Hey, every liberal I know that was blathering about getting your.
I'm curious now.
I bet less people will get the new boosters than I thought because a lot of them quit taking boosters.
But every single one of them has seen the Sackler family documentary and how bad, you know, I was hooked on that stuff.
Yeah.
You had experiences with this.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And yeah, I chickened out at fentanyl.
I couldn't, and this before with fentanyl was a big thing.
It's just all I could get my hands on eventually was a fentanyl patch before you heard about it in the news.
Yeah.
And I couldn't find a safe way to do it on Irrowid or anything.
I was like, I'm out.
But just think about that opiate.
The documentaries you saw on the good, like the liberal channels.
I don't know you're never the same people that are involved in the COVID industry, right?
Hold it in your head.
Yes.
And now think, okay, the boosters, the same effective boosters I took, let's say they weren't safe and effective, which they are.
Don't get me wrong.
They are safe and effective.
I signed a thing that said I can't sue them.
And I understand that.
So ponder that together and see if anything, see if you have a Kaiser-Souza moment where you drop your teacup.
It's Kaiser Soze.
That's great.
That's great.
Well, you just realize, oh my God, it's not Kobayashi.
It's Kaiser Society.
It happens to be every goddamn day.
But it's very easy.
You know, it's not like there's a long trail.
Look at us over here, too, as well.
Very hard for me.
This is the big door.
This is Dr. Bricks, too, as well.
She's always got a scarf because I think it's like one of those scary stories from when you're a kid.
Like if you take it off, her head falls off.
Yeah.
All right.
So she's the new CEO of biotech.
She was the one that was standing next to Dr. Fauci during the whole thing, got so many things wrong.
This is her.
Well, even though she got so many things wrong, guess what happens in the United States when you work for the big farmer of the government?
When you do something wrong, if you take that plunge and you show you have guts to go there and bullshit the people, you get a raise.
It's an audition.
Dude, it's how much it works like when I got into comedy and slowly began to understand the purpose, you know, because I'm an idiot that's like into doing stand-up, which is that's supposed to be your springboard the hell out of that.
And you got to demonstrate how can I be packaged and either help in some sort of marketing or be sold as a product.
And all these people, you watch him, they're all doing that.
Hotez did his auditions for you.
He wore his bow tie.
He's like a prop comic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I mean, she is her infamous scarves, they all have their little thing they do.
So you remember them.
And then they sell.
They're, look, I could sell anything.
And they work the same way.
Yeah.
Well, she's now the new CEO, despite all everything she got wrong on a daily basis in the United States when it came to the COVID-19.
But remember, I want to remind everybody the COVID, the COVID vaccine is safe and effective.
It works.
And the FDA says go right ahead with it.
Yeah, who is James Corden?
How did he end up here hosting a show, a late night show?
You know, James Corden.
Yeah, yeah.
Is he the fat one?
Yeah, somebody they pay like that guy is perfect for the kind of one who did the and Anthony Fauci dancing.
Yeah, it turns out he's like a Lariana Grande.
I never heard a good story about him.
I worked to a bunch of British comedy writers.
No one's got a good story about him.
About that, dude.
But he's the perfect guy.
All these people like that.
You have a perfect kind of human blank that is ambitious.
Yes.
And you're willing to play, they call it, play the game.
You can play the game, right?
What am I going to not play the game and not make money and do whatever?
And so maybe some of them start out with a thing of like, I'll nudge, you know, I'll nudge Biden to the left, AOC style.
Yeah.
And you realize you just want to stay in the club.
By the way, that word nudge is taking on a new meaning right here.
I think since since you used it, nudge has been used for everything now out there.
It's really gone.
Well, I heard it from the, I mean, you were big on it, and it just taken off.
You know, it's kind of funny, too, when you're talking about the whole comic thing, because that has to be something that, you know, when people say you got to play ball, you know, where you're in, that's very much.
Is that the hill you want to die on, Craig?
That's the same thing.
We got to wrap up.
Is this the hill you want to die on?
*phone rings* Hey, this is Craig Jardoula sitting in for Jimmy Door.
Who is this?
Well, hello there.
This is former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
Well, hello, Mr. Governor.
Thank you for calling.
And who are you again?
Don't you love it?
In the beginning of every call, there's this little part where the caller gets to know you for the first time.
Who are you?
My name is Craig Jardoula, Mr. Governor.
And what should I call you?
You can call me Pasta.
Oh, I like that.
I like that a lot.
A lot.
Pasta, as you know, I am a proud Italian American.
We are a very passionate people who also introduce pasta to this country.
Now, since you're going by pasta, I assume you are as well.
Yes, I am, Mr. Governor.
Well, good, because otherwise I'd have to have you fucking killed.
I'm not going to sit here and let some metagorn call himself pasta.
I don't go around calling myself corn dog.
Okay, well, now that that's settled, why are you calling in today?
Well, occasionally I like to call Jimmy Dore on the phone and gloat.
Just gloat for a while.
It just makes him so mad.
Which I love because as everybody knows, when he gets mad, it's a trip.
Yeah, but gloat about what exactly?
My slow and steady rehabilitation and vindication.
I keep him abreast of it every little step of the way.
And not just me, the Cuomo brothers.
My little brother, Chris, a year after getting fired by those fucking snakes of CNN, is going to be sitting down and talking to none other than Bill O'Reilly.
Remember him?
On Chrissy's show on News Nation.
Is that a cable network or an app or something or what?
I have no idea, but he's clearly landed on his feet.
Well, that's great.
And so what about you?
Well, Pasta, I don't know if you've heard, but I am fighting a legal battle on two fronts.
But it has been going very well, I must say.
And now we are fighting back against my accusers.
Your accusers?
My sexual harassment accusers.
All those silly women.
We have issued a flurry of subpoenas to various people, including some of my accusers, as is our right to build a defense.
Yes, and some are saying this smells and smacks of intimidation and retribution against those women that you violated in the first place.
That you are vicing and victim, that you are victimizing them all over again.
My friend, if you were equating filing papers with the circuit court of New York State and gently caressing a buttock, I should probably give you some pointers on technique.
Furthermore, this is simply boilerplate legal action on our part.
Yeah, but don't you care how this looks?
I mean, this is really bad optics for you if you want to rehabilitate your political career at some point.
I disagree.
I think the voters of New York and America will recognize this as an attempt to clear my name, and they will applaud me for having the stones, the stugats, to stand the fuck up for myself.
If you say so, I do say so, pasta.
These accusations were ridiculous from the word go, except for the time I said go fetch me a cup of coffee sugar tips.
Admittedly, that was probably too far.
But every other instance was an unfortunate misunderstanding that is easily explained.
All right.
Explained how.
Pasta, I am a proud Italian American.
We are a passionate, affectionate people who introduced pasta to this country.
We hug, we kiss, we caress, we stroke, we kick the tires and check for holes.
And that's just when we meet somebody.
These young women in my office were not familiar with my culture.
Oh, okay.
Listen, I'm an Italian American, and I don't act like that.
Well, you're missing out, buddy.
I don't know what to tell you.
The best part of being from the boot is knowing you can grab a handful of caboose and get away with it.
The caboose?
The caboose, yeah.
I'm not sure about all that.
Oh, my God.
And you know, you know who lives and votes in New York?
Italians.
Fucking a ton of them.
And they get this.
They understand.
They see that I am fighting for our culture, our way of life, and I will be a hero to them.
All right, listen.
Sexual harassment isn't a culture, Mr. Governor.
But twerking is get out of here.
Okay.
Well, best of luck with all this.
We have to move on right now.
Oh, well, okay.
Hey, what do you say, Pasta?
You and me grab a drink sometime?
Just a couple of Italian bulls having the gronies and talking about playing grab-ass.
Maybe another time, Mr. Governor.
Get some caboose with the governor.
Well, sue yourself.
I have to go.
I'm going to do a live call-in to Chrissy's show now, or at least whenever his college intern fixes their busted Skype.
Ciao, baby.
Ciao, Mr. Governor.
I'm sorry.
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Freak out.
Freak out.
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That's it for this week.
You be the best you can be, and I'll keep being me.
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