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Aug. 25, 2023 - Jimmy Dore Show
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This is Craig sitting for Jimmy.
Who is this?
Hey, Jimmy Dore, this is President Joe Biden.
Hey, hello, Mr. President.
But again, my name is Craig Jardoula, and I'm sitting in for Jimmy this week.
Okay.
All right, what'd you say name once again, Jimmy?
I said my name is Craig Jardoula.
All right, who is this guy?
Am I allowed to talk to him?
Mr. President, I assure you it's fine.
Jimmy Dore and Steph are on vacation this week, so I'm here.
Okay, all right, man.
I dig it.
So what should I call you?
You can call me pasta, actually.
Pasta?
Well, hell, why did you say so?
I know you.
How are you, man?
You know me from my work?
No, I don't know what you do.
We grew up together on the main streets of Wilmington, D.E. You remember?
We most absurdly did not, Mr. President.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, sure, we did.
Pasta.
Pasta, it's me, Joey B from the neighborhood.
You know me.
Up for a nickel, down to a trickle.
Ten cents for a pickle, not for a Westside popcorn, boy.
Oh, man, you bring back some real memories.
Pasta, hell.
I can even smell the old corner soda shop as we speak.
Oh, wait, there's an open Dr. Pepper can on my desk.
Mr. President, we did not grow up together.
But sure, we did.
You're pasta.
I swear I'm a different pasta.
You must be thinking about someone else.
Happily, I can say I'm significantly younger than you, Mr. President.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
Well, I guess you're right.
I can't remember old pasta's real name, but it sure shit wasn't Craig.
Yeah.
Actually, you know, I'm glad to hear this.
I hated old pasta.
I was just pretending to be nice and happy to see him.
Oh, I see.
Thank you.
Yeah, old pasta was a mean, tough dago.
I'm talking a real street guinea here.
Oh, my god.
Hey, Mr. President, I don't think you're supposed to be using phrases like that anymore.
Well, you weren't supposed to back then either.
I called him at once and he walloped me a good one.
He said, take that, you potato-munchin' mick.
And then my 19 uncles who were cops all arrested him.
I see, Mr. President.
Which brings me to my point, Newpasta.
I've always been making gaffes my entire life.
People have pointed to my recent gaffes I have made and used them as evidence of mental decline.
But no, I've been saying inarticulate, inartful, cringe-worthy, and downright stupid and offensive things since I've been able to speak.
If anything, me continuing to do so indicates a sustained youthful vigor.
I'm not sure about that, Mr. President.
Take all this shit I said in Hawaii, for example.
My team is going bananas clean up after the mess I left there.
All that dumb shit I said.
Can you believe I literally got up in front of all those poor people and compared what they've just gone through to me almost losing a Corvette in a fire?
Almost, but not.
I can't even believe it myself, and I fucking said it.
Yeah, it's hard to believe, Mr. President.
And before that, walking around, people look into the commander and seek to inspire confidence to comfort, hope for healing.
And what do I say?
That's some hot ground, man.
Like I'm fucking stoned or something.
That's some hot ground, man.
That's what the president said.
Yeah.
Of the United States.
Yeah, Mr. President, that was not very inspiring at all.
New pasta, I can hardly believe it myself.
The shit that comes out of my own mouth.
But that's my point.
In my defense, I've always been stupid.
I've always embarrassed everyone around me with the things I say.
Whether I'm defending segregation or commenting on the heat of the surface of the earth, it's always the same Joe Biden.
It does not mean that I'm losing my mind with age.
Okay, we'll just have to take your word on that one, Mr. President.
He was always Uncle Joe.
Remember corn pop?
Yeah.
How I tried to mess with you that one time?
Excuse me?
Corn pop.
Oh, I thought we had cleared that up, Mr. President.
I'm not the pasta from your youth, Mr. President.
I'm Craig, and I'm filling in for Jimmy Door.
You understand?
Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right.
But do you remember him?
Corn pop.
Yeah, sure.
Yes, I do.
I remember corn pop, Mr. President.
Remember how he always gave you the business because you like phosphate so much?
Of course.
That was funny.
So anyway, yeah, I'm not senile.
I've always made gaffes every day.
It shows you I'm a spring chicken.
Old pasta, tell New Pasta to go to bed now.
It's 6 a.m. where I am, and I have to go to bed.
Good night now.
Good night, Mr. President.
Good night.
So good luck.
Bullshit.
We can't afford.
Fomenting this.
Oh, watch and see as the jet golf, the medium speeds and jumps the medium and hit some head on.
It's the Jimmy tour show.
Thank you.
you you Yeah.
Thank you.
So, Kurt, I don't know.
Last week we had a couple shows together.
You know, there was this thing that somebody was like accusing me of saying that, you know, I implied that Hawaii was hit with a energy weapon of sorts or it wasn't.
I didn't.
Well, just a random guy out there.
But also, let's say you didn't apply it.
So what?
Well, that's what I want to talk to you about real quickly, too, as well, because I'm going to play a little bit of a clip right over here for Hawaii.
You can see Maui with your own eyes.
And I can tell you this much.
I don't know.
I don't know for sure if it was an energy weapon, if it was weather modification, geoengineering.
I don't think they even had to do all that, honestly.
It sounds like so they could just step by.
Clearly, somebody wanted that land.
Like, clearly, these are not like glitches.
They are features.
Yeah.
The things that are happening.
So what do you give a rat's ass?
They got headphones coming out.
They can read your brain waves.
Like, that's a real thing that they announced months ago.
Nobody talks about.
So for somebody to be outrageous, you would suggest.
I mean, I don't know what the guy said, actually.
I'm really going off on a tangent.
Well, I mean, either way, I mean, why is it so tasking?
It's just somebody online, a random person online.
But why is it taboo nowadays to question those things?
Because for some reason.
I mean, like you said, they're reading people's brains.
Can we not at least question everything out there?
I'm going to show that article before I even bring it up.
But also, a random person online, I think is part of the reason.
I don't believe anybody now is a random person online that when they start putting out that stupid, like, how dare you?
Yeah.
You know, like I said, it's an age of wonders.
Women have cocks now.
Anything's possible.
Yeah.
Well, let's take a look at some of the footage with your own eyes.
This is a helicopter shot of Maui and what's going on over there.
Take a look.
And you can see how weird it gets when you'll see kind of like buildings that are there full and then other spots right next to it.
Okay, wait.
Let me tell you why.
Okay.
There's a reason that's got nothing to do with planned out.
And we will definitely talk about that today.
Well, they, okay.
So you have to get money if you got the money for it.
Yes.
You could put sprinklers on your roof that go back and forth.
Yes.
That many times a fire will go around your house and people with money do that.
You know, I don't even think you ought to be rich to try to do that.
A lot of people put that on there because of that.
I think that invasive grass was like the thing that, well, clearly that was a massive problem.
I don't get why.
I think it's besides all the other weird questions.
They treat you like you came from space when you landed in Hawaii.
They want to know if you brought any invasive anything.
Yeah.
So it seems weird to be like, I guess there's this grass that causes fires now, but either they're in the middle of the day.
I heard a lot of it was that like that pink insulin stuff that, what do you call that?
That when you, when it's in between the walls and stuff.
The insulation?
The insulation stuff that would just catch on fire and flip over to another house.
And if the house didn't have one of those sprinkler system things on there, it blew up in flames.
So that's what I heard.
But I do want to play really quickly the rest of it real quick so you can take a look at the footage.
It is weird when you look at it.
Now, you don't think it, you don't think it was a UFO?
You don't think a UFO came down and did its UFO magic?
I don't care.
It was probably, I don't care either.
The story is that they wouldn't give them, they didn't, the sirens didn't go off.
Yeah.
And they withheld water from the firemen that wanted to fight it.
I think those are the two big stories.
And it was probably started by a downed power line.
But they didn't.
Well, plus we're sending, I guess it's 40 billion now to Ukraine.
Yeah.
The 20 billion is done.
I don't know what they sent them.
Like, so that's a coal compared to that.
How is that not a scandal?
I don't, they're doing it right in our faces now.
They don't care.
Not even, you know, like when AOC and Bernie voted for the CARES Act and she said we're only getting peanuts and they voted for it anyway.
This isn't even peanuts what they're throwing at these people.
And they, I'm seeing these videos about all these people donating and volunteering to go help.
And I'm like, why do we have to have volunteer?
We just billions just the stab of a so apparently they're you should be allowed to think every nefarious thing you could possibly think.
Yes.
I don't believe they care about the space, the fancy space laser.
I think they're saving that for a Ukraine operation myself.
So we're supposed to, so now the government is admitting that UFOs are real.
Isn't that what's happened recently?
Just recently.
Some guy came out and leaked in.
I think they did those skiff, you know, you know what the skiff is?
No.
The secret room you go in to brief Congress about super secret stuff.
Oh, yeah.
But again, like what do you think?
But we're supposed to think energy directed lasers are that's crazy.
This got done with Havana syndrome that they paid that the Havana syndrome.
We covered that.
Yeah, they paid a thing that they debunked.
They then paid damages to the people.
What?
Yeah.
They won't pay damages to people that got really hurt doing stuff for them.
They will give people money in Hawaii right now.
But they're paying people for it.
It's a made-up thing that you debunked.
But we know they're hurting.
Well, they're giving him $700 each.
I think if you add up all the numbers, it's like $3,100 per Ukrainian citizen is what we've given so far.
And that number will continue to go up.
I hope he at least got a space laser for the amount of money they sent out.
I don't think that the space laser or the energy thing is the thing that people question most.
I think it's the weather modification or the geoengineering.
But the Council of Foreign Relations has already talked about that with Richard Brennan.
And Biden signed the bill, too, as well, is talking about cloud seating.
So it's out there, but that's the thing I think that people question the most.
I've never heard of it.
By the way, I never heard of any of those.
I'd heard of cloud seating, but I never heard of that.
Was that the Bill Gates?
Weather modification or geoengineering.
The sun planned.
It's all part of that.
Yeah.
It's all part Of it coming from the Mark Dice when he used to talk about chemtrails and they called it something different.
And there's a lot of studying on geoengineering that the military uses it to control the weather so they can drought out other countries.
It's their crown jewel weapon.
I think that's what people question.
Yeah, I question that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think they can control the weather.
Do you think they can control the weather?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
I think only Jesus Christ can control the weather.
Pretty Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.
He's the only person who controls the weather.
I don't know if they can.
Come on.
Wait, listen, here's the point, though.
They can't.
I mean, can they?
I mean, I've heard of the cloud seating, but control the weather.
It's a bad term, control the weather.
No, no, it's about Ahmed Denijad, the Iranian president, accused the Israelis of doing it with Western technology to bring a drought in parts of Iran.
He actually accused them, the Iranian president, years ago.
Well, I'm not sure.
So there's been accusations out there.
Well, I'm sure that they try.
I'm sure they try to control.
I'm sure the CIA has plans on once we control the weather, then we could do if they possibly could do it.
They would do it.
No debate on that one.
But this is so like.
Is it absurd to think that they wouldn't try, though?
I mean, they're trying everything.
Transformation.
No, no, it's not absurd.
Of course, they're trying.
Yeah.
Of course they want to.
Of course they want to.
Yeah.
I mean, I have people that can give you a good argument on it with the aluminum and the barium and the, they put in the air and then have these big magnets which they try to use to move the clouds.
I mean, that's the theory behind it and stuff.
I have no idea.
I don't know what to believe.
I'm not sure if the lucky theories that are declassified.
They're like, wow, you spent money on this.
You're like, wow, how much did you spend on this?
I hope this was covered for a different, better thing.
No, I think what happened in, you know, Maui is that, you know, interests collide, right?
So they have bad government.
They did withhold the water.
That happened.
Was that on purpose malfeasance or was that just unbelievable incompetence?
And then the sirens didn't go off.
The sirens that were section about this stuff, too, as well.
We're going to show all this stuff.
But I think it also, then there's people who have probably wanted to develop that land for a long time.
For quite some time.
And so I'm sure that had something to do with lots of bad things that happened and are going to happen.
Don't you think?
That cop is certainly hiding something.
It sounds like only a matter of time before this is going to happen with your dry, dry grass.
And then what's the only thing to make sure it happens?
Not turning the alarms on.
Blocking, you know, like blocking water.
Turning off the water.
Making sure.
How do you make sure it happens?
Here's the thing.
No matter what happens, no matter what took place, whether it was an energy weapon, a UFO, this or that, the ruling class will always take advantage of the situation.
And we know that more than anything.
And how do we know that?
Look at this here, guys.
FEMA money from Maui disaster relief may get caught up in a partisan fight over Ukraine.
So in other words, what they're doing is they're tying in the newest package of money that they have to send for aid to Maui into a Ukraine spending bill.
This is unbelievable.
I bet we don't even have a space laser, do we?
I bet we don't even.
That's why I said it's worse if it isn't.
It's like worse because then we don't even have a space laser.
This is unbelievable.
They're doing it right in your face.
And somehow.
Because we're conditioned for it.
And how can they get it?
They'll be able to be like, you don't want to send money to Hawaii?
Yeah, I want to send money to Hawaii.
I just don't want to send more money to Ukraine.
No, no, no, no.
You don't want to send money to Hawaii.
So they're putting their congressmen and their senators in a position which they have to vote for another funding package of weapons to go to Ukraine just to get help to Maui.
It's like when they put unemployment insurance in the CARES Act.
Hey, they have to give $5 trillion to the richest people of the country because you're going to get a couple of weeks of unemployment.
I think Donald Trump went along with it just because he knew that everybody was going to get their money and he was like, okay, make sure my names are on the check.
But what about the other shit that's in there, dummy?
The other money they're kicking to everybody else.
Yeah, I'm sharing with it.
I'm sure it helped his name on the check.
You don't think Donald Trump's businesses got helped by that CARES Act?
I'm sure.
Doesn't he have a lot of businesses?
Yeah, I'm sure they did.
I'm sure a lot of his friends also got a lot of time on the street.
Yeah, he delayed it to not put his name on the check.
Like him thinking that's the most important thing.
Yeah, that's right.
That's who else did that.
Nancy Pelosi, who proudly said, there's no way we're letting him put his name on the check.
That's right.
You're the best.
She's fighting for the right reasons, man.
As Hawaii struggles with the aftermath of the wildfire that destroyed historic Lahaina and displaced thousands of Maui residents, the state's primary lifeline is the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
The Lahaina wildfire is the deadliest in the U.S. in more than 100 years.
President Joe Biden signed the disaster declaration for Maui within six hours of Hawaii's request for federal assistance, according to Governor Josh Green, opening access to a myriad of sources of federal funding and support.
Much help will be needed.
It has been estimated that the losses on Maui could be exceeding $6 billion.
But FEMA, that's almost like an entire weekend of Ukraine fund.
That's four days of Ukraine.
Wow.
But FEMA, caught up in partisan politics in Washington, is already facing a serious funding shortfall.
Come on, Brownie.
Remember when FEMA was FEMA was going to have us all in camps, FEMA?
Yes.
FEMA's going to round everyone up.
That's everybody's camp.
FEMA.
Yeah.
So we're going to be put in FEMA camps.
Remember that?
Yeah.
So according to lawmakers in Washington, the financially stressed agency, which has been called on for numerous environmental catastrophes in recent years, is expected to run out of money within a month.
Wow, we can't even afford to put you in a FEMA camp.
We can't.
It's out of money, pal.
We can't afford a space laser.
Well, why don't we just tell people that Russia invaded FEMA and that we accept it?
Exactly.
I don't think you're talking about this because Russia invaded you, frankly.
I'm serious.
They're right in our face.
They're doing this.
The media don't talk about it.
And that's it.
And they know they have the media, and that's that.
And that's why they have to make people like us.
You care About everything you're told to care about.
It's for like a Buffalo Wild Wings level of thinker.
Yes, that's a great one.
You got plenty of sauces, pal.
And that's what those people do on late-night comedy shows is they're the Buffalo Wild Wings level of thinking.
They say they're that good.
And they make it, but they all act like they're intellectuals, except for Jimmy Fallon.
Good for him.
He doesn't pretend he's smart.
He knows he's not.
He knows he's not.
Check this out.
The Biden administration asked for the supplemental spending on Wednesday, the same day the president also approved a disaster declaration for Maui.
But in an effort to get a speedy appropriation, has fondered after the Biden administration sought $12 billion in emergency funding that would extend disaster relief programs while simultaneously requesting some $24.1 billion in military spending for Ukraine in the same package.
Meaning, this means the funding Hawaii needs for Maui's recovery has been tied, has tied to funding to back Ukraine's military, an increasingly unpopular topic in some Republicans.
Just Republicans are not.
I'll bet the Republicans got it through anyway, though, even with a bunch of Republicans not wanting it.
I bet you that happened.
Well, you know what they're doing too?
They're making this, it's Biden's war.
So those Republicans who are standing up, they're saying it's Biden's war.
They'll be cool with other wars, but if it's Biden's wars, they can push back against it.
Just the way that Iraq became Bush's war.
Yeah.
And the Democrats pushed back against it.
Yeah, but Afghanistan was everybody's war.
Everybody's war.
Everybody liked that one.
You got to understand that you, everyone watching you, you're a pawn, and you got to understand there's much more important things than you.
And you'll be sacrificed at a moment's notice.
I mean, it's crazy.
People still.
I'm on Twitter today.
People are still thinking that the government is running health care or something.
It's like, like, is it no, the corporations run the government.
You guys are idiots.
These governments aren't making any decisions that aren't dictated to them by a corporation, which is why they can't get money to the people in Maui, but they could get money to the people in Ukraine like that.
And they don't want the money to go to the people because they all want to figure out how we can get some of that land.
I'm sure Barack Obama's got to sign a piece of property right next to Oprah's new place, and they're going to build an illegal seawall like they already did for their house.
But Jimmy, they can't say that because that's actual fascism.
And what will the Democrats say when they want to yell about Trump when they say that's fascism?
That's right.
So they can't admit to that.
That's right.
I do have a clip right here from a resident just kind of going off on what he feels about this whole situation when it comes to Maui versus Ukraine, how Maui gets nothing and Ukraine gets almost everything.
Oh, this guy, yeah.
So let us get back to our eye knowledge.
We can survive.
If the United States government don't like help us, maybe Japan going to love Hawaii, right?
Maybe one other country, but it's if they can freaking take care of Ukraine, okay?
$40 billion go to Ukraine.
Fucking shit didn't come into us.
What the fuck?
My taxpaying money for 60 fucking years.
Don't mean shit.
But they will take care of Ukraine.
40 fucking billion.
I mean, that's just what I'm talking about.
And then people want you.
And Joe Biden's literally on vacation.
Yeah.
Guys, I and I have some great news.
We have now spent more money in two years than we did on 20 years of Afghanistan.
We did it.
We did it.
Is that true?
You just spitballed.
No, that's real.
Really?
I thought we spent a lot of time.
I think it's a low estimate, too.
I thought it was a trillion dollars.
I thought we spent a trillion in Afghanistan.
Well, this is the CIA guy on what's his name.
But he goes, but he goes, you know, the number's low.
He goes, it's like 80 billion Ukraine.
And I can't remember what a billion he said to Afghanistan.
Clearly, lowballing it, but we definitely outspent that.
You're not talking about the amount we just misplaced.
I don't know if that should count.
That was misplaced.
Yeah, the stuff they found in the Pentagon cushions and the sofa there.
That happens.
Dude, they've been funding Ukraine since 2014.
People don't think about that.
No, we've been giving them weapons and finance since 2014.
We funding that.
That's the estimate from a CIA guy who was pushing some real hardcore bullshit, and it didn't sound good at that level.
So I'm guessing it's way worse than what he said.
Like 20 years in Afghanistan for just a money transfer.
That's all that is.
Thank God we stopped girls from going to school.
That's what we got done there.
That's what we got done there.
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Welcome back to the Jimmy Door show.
Craig Pasta Jardullah here with Kurt Metzger in the house and the big guy hanging on through.
So we've been talking a lot about Kurt, what's going on in Pakistan, right?
With the whole situation with the elections.
You know, we had our good friend on Salman Ahmad who talked about his good friend, Imran Khan, being arrested, really kind of Fugazi-phony charges.
And the reason why I want to do that is kind of what they're trying to do here when they're trying to throw Trump in jail right now so he can't be part of the election.
Well, that's what they're trying to do over there.
Well, Anthony Blinken over the weekend, Friday, said, congratulations to the new Pakistan interim prime minister.
As Pakistan prepares for free and fair elections in accordance with its constitution and the rights to freedom of speech and assembly, we will continue to advance our shared commitment to economic prosperity.
They do it right in your face.
They had this guy thrown in jail.
It was people who worked for him.
It was his order.
They threw Imran Khan in jail, and now they're prepared to go through with elections.
They did this in Brazil.
It worked to a T with Lula.
They had him in jail and they want to do the same thing over here as well.
And pretty much the prime minister.
Well, one thing I do want to point out is that you see that it says readers added context.
He goes, the U.S. State Department under Anthony Blinken on March 7th, 2022, encouraged the removal of Pakistani's previous democratically elected prime minister Imran Khan.
In April 2022, Imran Khan was removed from power and arrested.
This is helpful.
It's just saying readers added context they thought the people might want to know.
Isn't that kind of interesting?
I mean, that's something pretty cool over there where they're doing the opposite of what they used to do.
You know, I'm saying that's that's kind of cool.
And this is the prime minister saying, you know, thank you so much.
While chairing the first meeting, the cabinet reaffirmed that the government will extend all necessary support to the election commission of Pakistan for holding free and fair elections.
He vowed to honor all international commitments, ensure the rule of law and financial discipline, saying that the newly constituted special investment facilitation council holds the key to the economic revival of Pakistan because they're in a lot of financial trouble right now.
So he reiterated that Pakistan would continue to extend diplomatic and political and moral support to the oppressed people of the illegally Indian-occupied Jammu and Kashmir until the issue is resolved.
So pretty much he's just standing behind.
This is the new prime minister, the inserted one, and they're going to go through the elections while Imran Khan is in jail.
And there's some crazy stuff that has been found out because Imran Khan was the prime minister.
He was removed.
They put another prime minister in place.
But the president has a five-year term, stayed in power, was an ally of Imran Khan.
And we'll watch what he said.
But I got these two clips from Jeffrey Sachs talking to the boys at the Duran.
And this is some great stuff here.
Listen to what Jeffrey Sachs has to say about the whole situation because when you talk about regime change, when you talk about foreign policy, endless amount of regime change operations by the CIA.
And it's just the business of doing business here in the United States, baby.
Take a look.
And this is a typical U.S. regime change operation, which creates so many problems all over the world.
And we see it vividly here.
And when it happens, you know, in the mainstream U.S., no question is asked.
Nobody cares.
No one says a word.
No coverage, because that's normal.
You're just supposed to turn your head the other way if the U.S. brings down governments in this place or that place.
Well, that's normal business.
And this is what we need to understand right now.
First, because Pakistan is important, because Imran Khan is important, because we're talking about a nuclear power, for heaven's sake, that is in a very unstable region, because now it is exposed that the United States was not only a party to this, but an instigator to this regime change.
You'd expect something from the U.S. government, not a peep right now.
And this is unfortunately how all of this works.
And I would say, gentlemen, if I may, though it's obvious to you and I'm sure obvious to your listenership, it's this kind of thing which brings us to the war in Ukraine and to so many other conflicts.
Because this is not some extraordinary event.
This is the normal stupidity and arrogance of the United States, which completely abandoned diplomacy decades ago and believes that the way to foreign policy is regime change.
And, you know, other countries don't like that.
They don't want their regime changed.
They don't want their neighbor's regime changed at the U.S. behest, but were addicted to it in the U.S. security state.
And this is the source of the problem.
And, you know, one thing that I think is just worth us reflecting on, and I would encourage people to read, there's a wonderful book by a very, very smart young scholar in the United States, Lindsey O'Rourke, who's an assistant professor at Boston College, who tracked meticulously all of the U.S. regime change operations from 1947 to 1989.
In other words, the Cold War regime change operations.
70 of them and 64 of them covert.
That means no bill signed by Congress, no permission from Congress, no hearings on the floor about what to do.
It was just the CIA going on doing their own.
I don't know if you know this, but we haven't officially had a war since World War II.
Officially, I didn't know that.
We haven't had one thing that's technically a war legally since World War II.
I know.
And literally, he was talking over the span of 22 years.
You know, I'm saying that many.
I mean, it's just the normal business of the United States foreign policy to go into these countries.
I say it all the time.
It's an occupation.
We have bases all over the world.
They don't want us there.
He said it plain and simple.
These people want their national sovereignty.
Every time, a single time I go down to the global south, whether you speak to a left-wing or a right-winger, they all want the same thing.
They want the United States out of their business and they want to make decisions on what they want to do with their own resources.
What about the world order, though?
The world order.
You know, this orderly world that America's been providing the police with policemen of the world.
Oh my God, we did such a great job.
Why would they not want us?
Look at his last clip here.
This is pretty awesome.
Can I just make a few quick observations?
As I said, there is a very, very large Pakistani community in London, with which I'm very familiar.
It's very true, too.
Now, the interesting thing about Imran Khan's support is that it extends right across the social spectrum within that community.
And I believe that is true in Pakistan itself.
So you have secular-minded Pakistanis who support him.
You also have deeply religious Pakistanis who support him also.
As far as they were concerned, he was their elected prime minister.
He is Seen as somebody who is fundamentally honest.
He appeared to represent a change, a hope for a better Pakistan in the future.
And the fact that he was removed basically feels to them as if the future of their country, the hope for their country, has been taken from them.
And that is what I have heard without exception from all of these people.
And I've spoken to many.
The second point I wanted to say is that without exception, before these documents appeared, they all were sure that the United States had a role.
I mean, it was something that they didn't just, you know, assume.
They took it for granted.
It wasn't a rumor.
It wasn't anything of that kind.
They could already, because they followed politics in Pakistan, they could see that it was happening.
And of course, they are outraged.
They are furious that the future of their country as they see it is being taken from it by another country, by the United States.
And I have no doubt that that is the sentiment in Pakistan as well.
So this is a wrong policy from every point of view.
It's trying to do something covertly when everybody in the country knows that it is being done and it is not strengthening the U.S. position in Pakistan.
It is undermining it.
So there it is.
Anthony Blinken gave the blessing.
They're going to do the same thing.
Throw him in jail.
Let's have an election.
We get rid of the guy that's causing us problems.
And to do so, they had to go, they had to make some twists.
Remember, we talked to Solomon and it was the, what was it, the super king or what did he call the supreme commander's?
He's a super king.
Maybe you shouldn't have called them that.
But I didn't understand.
So the real title is Supreme Commander.
Not a lot better.
And it's not exactly the super king, but yeah, supreme commander.
Well, they had to figure out a way to make some laws, twist some arms, you know, get some loopholes so they can put Imran Khan in jail.
And they had to push some bills to him.
Now they're not even going through their normal process right now.
They're skipping over the president.
This is the president over here.
He says, God is my witness.
President Alvi says he did not assent to bills amending the Army Act secret laws.
They signed two laws.
And he says, I never signed them.
They never hit my desk.
I don't know what's going on.
But they just pushed them through.
So therefore, they had a reason to hold Imran Khan in jail.
It says, in a startling turn of events, President Arif Alvi on Sunday denied approving changes to the Official Secrets Act and the Pakistani Army Act, while the law ministry functioning under the caretaker setup rebuked his statement and asked him to take responsibility for his own actions.
So they're saying that this guy signed these powers into law and he says, as God is my witness, I never signed these into law.
In a post on social media platform X, formerly Twitter, around 2 p.m., Alvi said, as God is my witness, I didn't assign, I didn't sign these official secrets amendment bill 2023 and the Pakistani Army Amendment Bill 2023, as I disagreed with these laws.
The president said he asked his staff to return the bills unsigned with the stipulated time to make them uneffective.
So he's trying to get these bills back and say, hey, listen, these were never signed into law.
They didn't go through the proper procedure.
And why did they want these laws to go by?
It says the Army Act paves the way for the punishment up to five years of rigorous imprisonment to any person guilty of disclosing any information acquired in the official capacity that is or may be, can you say that word for me?
Prejudicial.
Thank you to the security and interest of the Pakistan or armed forces.
So what they're saying is that Imran Khan leaked this to the intercept.
And now they have a reason for disclosing secrets or information to arrest him.
That's what they're saying.
They are like America.
They are.
One of the amendments tax accords more power to the army chief, that supreme commander right there.
He's going to get more power and barred ex-servicemen from engaging in politics, as well as taking up ventures which could come into conflict with the army's interests.
So they're giving the army more power.
The supreme commander is getting more power, and they're finding a way, a loophole, creating this law and saying, well, Imran Khan, you're the one who leaked this information.
Now you're going to jail for five years for doing that.
So now you can't run in the next election.
And that's what's going on in Pakistan.
And they pretty much got the blessing and the go-ahead from Anthony Blinken.
All right.
Well, the world order is getting even more ordered by the day.
And now we've got DNA bombs coming out.
And to me, to me, I can't help but think about Bernie Sanders in this moment because what I tell people at the live shows is that what they're doing to Donald Trump and what they did to Lula and then they did to now they're doing to Imran Khan.
They would be doing to Bernie Sanders if he actually had a nutsack enough to grab power in some way or actually even use leverage that he has.
So he never, I don't know if you noticed, Bernie Sanders never once even used his leverage ever.
And he never asked his followers to ever do anything.
And so he didn't, he didn't get, he is not being criminalized and thrown in jail.
But if he did, they would criminal.
That's what they're doing now.
And so I try to remind people what they're doing to Trump.
Not that I'm a fan of Trump.
I oppose almost everything he did.
But I see that for some reason the donor class hates him.
And I think it's because they can't sell these wars with a guy that they've demonized as a racist and a white supremacist.
So they have to get somebody in there who they can sell these wars with a lot easier.
And that's why they have to criminalize Donald Trump.
And that's what they're doing.
So that's the new thing.
Glenn Greenwald talks about this, that they did this with Lula.
They put Lula in prison in Brazil, and they expected the center-right guy to win.
But the far-right guy, Bolsonaro, won.
So that fucked them up.
So then they had to release Lula because he was the only one who could beat Bolsonaro.
And then he beats Bolsonaro.
And what did they do?
They immediately criminalized Bolsonaro, right?
They won't let him run in the next election too as well.
They took that away.
I like to give him a hard time sometimes, but when he does nail it, he does nail it, right?
This is crazy.
Watch this.
Okay, so this is the other day.
He says, breaking.
Alex Jones says, a TSA whistleblower has told him that the TSA employees were instructed on Tuesday that masks are coming back by October for travelers and full COVID restrictions lockdowns by December due to a new dangerous variant out of Canada.
Dude, I remember falling asleep on a plane in my mask and it would like just slide down my giant nose as I was sleeping.
So I got my nose out.
And I'd be yelled at awake, sir.
No, can't you?
Can you please put it back up?
I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh my God.
Along with put your seat up that's already up.
Yeah, yeah.
But they went through so hell, they got to even be pushing back against it.
Like, you're not going to make us treat adults like children again, anyways, like even more than we ever did before.
I think they're going to.
Well, here's the thing about masks: is if you really believe that masks are going to keep you from getting COVID, because they've been proven they're not, you can wear an N95 mask, and that is going to protect you.
You don't need anyone else to wear a mask, but you could.
So the reason why masking at population level doesn't work isn't because an N95 mask wouldn't work if you used it perfectly for a limited amount of time.
But it doesn't.
You don't use it perfectly.
You use it every day of your life.
And then eventually you're going to get COVID because everybody's going to get COVID.
And so this idea that I can mask myself for the rest of my life, it's like masking yourself so you don't get a cold or a flu for the rest of your life.
You can maybe try it.
It ain't going to work.
And you might be able to delay it, maybe.
But again, the whole idea is that's how you want to live your life.
So this before COVID, it was universally accepted.
It was the settled science that you can't use a mask for an airborne virus like this.
It was that was that was when Tefauci actually told the truth.
And then he backtracked and lied and said you have to wear a mask, even though there was never any science behind it.
Why?
Because he uses fear to scare people into compliance.
And masks make everyone afraid, just like lockdowns and everything else.
And they lied to you about the virility of the virus and all that stuff.
But so he's predicting, you're saying that Alex Jones is predicting.
He came out of the source.
He's got a source that says they're going to mandate masks again.
And then immediately, all those news stories came out.
So he said this, and then we're like, oh, well, how does he know he's making it up?
That's what people think.
And then two days later, all these stories are about, hey, the COVID is coming back and it's back.
So again, people like to Alex Jones is way more accurate than MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News.
That's for sure.
And I mean, those people just, they told us that COVID, they told us all the COVID lies and they told us all the Russia gate lies.
And they're currently telling us all the Ukraine lies.
He has a better record than all of them.
He has a much better record.
Alex Jones has a much better record than all of them.
And so I bet you I wouldn't put it past him if he does have inside information.
And he does know something about this.
I remember my friend on the phone said, well, you know, he saw the thing wasn't true and it hurt people.
And I go, oh, really?
Did we go to war and tell a million people in another country lie?
Or somebody's feelings were hurt and then they won a case.
And listen, like, I think your theory on the mask are the same what it is on the vaccine.
If you think it's going to protect you, you take it, but you don't have to force anybody else to do it.
You want to wear it?
You wear it.
You wear it.
But you know what's never ever talked about?
The risk versus reward when it comes to masks.
Maybe it's beneficial.
It might help you where your spit won't go out.
You might not give it to them.
But there's a lot of illnesses that come from a mask.
And if you're breathing in your schmutz all day, you're going to get sick.
That's why the oils went through the roof.
That's right.
Bacterial infections.
There's lots of honesty.
And the communication skills for the kids.
Nobody talks about that.
There's so many bad side effects to masking.
And people, and Fauci was right.
He said, there's unintended consequences.
You keep touching your face.
So you're getting shit on your face all the time.
And then you're breathing in.
You get back.
It's not good.
Leanna Wen, when she was telling people, we need to encourage people to get the vaccine or take away their freedoms.
And then she talked about, I should have never masked my kid up because something happened with my kid.
He had a tick or something.
So, I mean, we never talk about risk versus reward.
Remember when people used to blame emojis and hip-hop for making kids talk like morons?
It turns out masks is masks.
None of it compared to the damage of masking the children.
None of it.
Nobody's got a voice like Alex Jones.
So take a listen to him when he has to say about this whole situation.
Listen, when he gets it right, he gets it right.
That's hurt.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got a call yesterday.
An individual was in town and they wanted to meet with me that I know well.
And they are a high-level manager in the TSA.
He's really losing his hair.
And I went and met with him, had a cup of coffee with him.
And you got to warn people.
I put some checks.
Tuesday, we got called in.
The managers were told that by the middle of September, that the new policy is being written, that this is done.
They were told this is happening.
This is not hypothetical.
You all have to wear a mask again.
And so will airport employees.
Come on.
Then by the middle of October, they are going to say that everyone flying has to wear masks.
No, come on.
And in the meetings, people began to ask them, well, I mean, why is this happening?
I said, well, because of the new variant in Canada.
No.
Because of the WHO, they may, you know, declare this, but regardless, we've been told this is going to happen.
So, and then he, so he makes that.
Oh, is there more to this?
There's more.
There's more.
Okay, keep going.
And then they were told, we expect by December a return to the full COVID protocol of 2020, 2021.
No.
And I was given many more details.
I wrote down notes on it.
I mean, I'm sure that guy told him that, maybe, or maybe that guy told him that.
I hope they.
He's just a fool.
I left.
Right.
I certainly hope so.
Called the first federal connection that I was thinking of.
Didn't answer.
Didn't answer.
Called the second.
Answered.
Oh.
Told them what I've been told.
And they said, what day was that?
I said, Tuesday.
They said, yep, we were told yesterday.
Yesterday was Thursday, so it's Wednesday.
Expect COVID protocols to begin rolling out middle of September.
And I said, what else were you told?
Basically, That they believe this new variant's super bad and that they're doing the testing and that they should just get ready for a whole new rollout of what happened before.
And this was Border Patrol, connected people I was talking to, and testing at the border again in the whole shooting match.
That's two federal agents.
Oh, that told me this yesterday.
Oh, here's the end of the day.
And then I went looked at the news, and there they were saying Canada's looking at new restrictions again is the variant, and so is the EU.
And one of the Russians just put out three days ago: U.S. is plotting another pandemic.
Russian head of the defense ministry warrants.
Yep.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
New lockdowns will start the third world.
New lockdowns will destroy small businesses.
New lockdowns will take the average person that's already $5,000 in the hole and their paycheck fee is just on time.
We'll put them into full bankruptcy.
And the children in the mask and the attempt to push a new shot for the new variant, and we're right back in the same hellhole we were in just a few years ago.
And why is it perfect timing?
Because you go to the election year.
The last crisis go over two and a half years.
They'll bare minimum run this through the next election.
It's only 14, 15 months out with mail-in ballots again.
Mass mailing.
They have all the eyewitnesses and testimony that they get the mail-in ballots.
And in some cases, they were 99% for Joe Biden.
Who believes that?
U.S. Postal Service whistleblowers.
USPS.
Pole-watching witnesses.
I have it all here with Planet Tower.
So he's tying it into the election.
Yeah.
He's saying this is because of the what they did in the last mass mailout ballots where they go, we got to protect you.
So we have to mail it out.
Emergency management.
Mail-in ballots, they're not secure.
I don't know.
Not at all.
There's no train of custody whatsoever in those things.
No, you can take those.
You can put them in a Dropbox.
Plus, we have ballot harvesting, meaning you can collect as many ballots as you want in the state of California.
Half the states have it.
And you can turn them in into a Dropbox out in the middle of nowhere.
So there's zero chain of custody.
Do you think that makes sense?
That says, do you think this connection, like they're going to reorder?
And you think it's for this purpose that he says?
I don't know if it's for the purpose he says, but if they do do it for the purpose he says, it makes it a lot easier for them to then get out the mass mailouts.
In other words, the emergency measures they can use, they can say we can mail out ballots to everybody on the voters' polls because we have a COVID situation and we have to protect everybody.
So we have to mail out ballots to everyone.
That's what they did last time.
That's why they had so many votes this last time.
So that's what he's talking about again.
And this is about the time if they start doing it, they'll get to that point where they'll have to do these emergency measures for the election.
Well, I will say this.
So I'll be interested to see how this plays out.
Honest, this is going to be interesting.
See how this plays out.
But the fact that they're willing to push an obvious, demented person on us to run the world, he's obviously not.
He can't even speak a sentence that you would put anything past those people.
I wouldn't put anything past those people.
Would you?
At this point, there's no depraved thing that you could imagine.
That they wouldn't do.
Right.
Like, it's just a matter of do they have the ability to do it or not?
Yeah.
Because they're going to do absolutely.
Look, look at anything.
They did Jeffrey Epstein's Island.
They did.
That was the establishment that did that.
That's the CIA.
That's the FBI.
They did that.
And that's how they, that's how the.
And who do you think the CIA works for?
You think they work for the president?
Donald Trump proved that they don't.
They work for the establishment, for the oligarchy.
They work for those guys, the richest guys in the world.
They work for big business and Wall Street.
They don't work for the government.
The government works for them.
And Trump proved that.
And that's what Russia Gay was.
Remember, Chuck Schumer admitted it.
He said, even as president, he's being really silly to mess with the intelligence community because they have six ways of Sunday to get back at you.
And that's what this is proving.
Anyway, that was great hearing a guy on television.
And he didn't think there would be anything bad to say.
Anyway, so that's called a gaffe, Kurt.
That's when you tell the truth in Washington, D.C. And that's what Chuck Schumer did.
And that was a gaff.
He was letting everybody know that the president is a puppet of the intelligence community.
So then who does the intelligence community?
That's comforting.
Who do they really work for?
They really work for the Wall Street and the military industrial complex.
That's who they work for.
That's why every war we've ever gone to has been for a corporation's interest.
That's what this is all about.
And it always will be.
That's energy.
And so if they have to rig an election to make sure their corporatocracy keeps going, I wouldn't put it past them.
Yeah.
All wars are bankers' wars, by the way.
Do you think the people who would do Iraq war, do COVID lockdowns and make up all that stuff they made up about COVID, they wouldn't do something like that?
They wouldn't try to throw an election.
Right now, they're trying to throw an election by imprisoning the one guy they know they can't beat at the ballot box.
They're doing it right out in the open.
They don't care.
I wouldn't put anything past these people.
And anybody who says you're crazy to think that they would rig an election, they're rigging an election right now by criminalizing their political opponents.
That's what's called fascism.
That's called dictatorship.
Running the media to teach you to move like a cow on command.
That's a rigging.
Hawaii not getting any of the benefits they need.
That's right.
And that's like a even Katrina, they reported on that.
Even Katrina, they reported on it.
Well, you know, the clip you saw of RT that was up on the screen with Fiorella talking there, they just did a piece on it, Russia today, where they're talking about now the Russian government is blaming the United States government for coming out with these bioweapons and releasing them and working with big pharma.
A whole big report came out.
They presented it to the UN now.
So that's what's getting caught up with the point that they're pointing to the United States like, we know you did this.
You know, part of the whole bio labs in Ukraine, which, you know, Putin took out almost immediately.
They're not weapons biolabs.
They're just biolabs.
They're just bioabs.
They're very afraid Russia would get them hands-on.
Then they'll have all the cures we were making.
What if they get it?
And then they have the cures to bad diseases.
*Bell rings*
Hello.
This is Craig.
I'm filling in for Jimmy Doerr.
Who is this?
Hello, unknown person.
This is Liam Nason.
Where is Jimmy Doar?
Talk fast.
He's on vacation with Steph.
Well, in that case, it's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
I call in from time to time and chat with our mutual friend, Mr. Doar.
Or Seamus, as I affectionately call him.
Why does Liam Neeson call into an American political YouTube show?
I'm afraid I don't have time to explain.
Today, the reason is this: I'm promoting my new motion picture film.
Oh, by all means, please do tell us about it.
I don't mind if I do, Craig.
It's called Retribution.
I play a businessman named Matt.
One day I decide to drive my two children to school.
I get a call on my cell phone, and I'm told by a mysterious voice that I if either I or my two children try to exit the car, it will be blown up by explosives hidden underneath the car.
So I am to do whatever this voice tells me if I am to live and a deadly cat and mouse game begins.
But my main goal is to protect my family, whatever the cost.
So it's like the movie Speed with Sandra Bullock.
No, it's not like speed, goddammit.
In speed, they can't stop the bus at all.
I'm allowed to stop the car, just not get out.
Also, I'm driving a car, not a bus.
Totally different movie.
Nice try.
But it seems like we've all seen this Liam Neeson movie before.
I mean, several times, actually.
What in God's name are you even talking about?
Taken, taken two, taken three.
Aren't all those movies where someone is trying to hurt you, hurt your various family members, shadowy unknown people?
Well, yes, but in taken, my daughter is taken, literally.
So she's in danger by not being with me.
In retribution, she's not taken at all.
She's in danger because she's with me.
Literally, the opposite plot.
Couldn't be a more different movie.
Also, in this one, she has a brother.
Just pursuing through IMDb here, looking at your filmography in 2014, non-stop has extremely similar plot to your new movie, complete with the demand to deposit a huge sum of money.
Yes, but that one takes place on a train, not a bus or a car.
2015's run all night.
Okay, in that one, my son is in grave danger.
Okay, but I'm primarily on foot in that movie, not in any kind of vehicle at all.
2018's The Commuter.
That's a train.
I'm on a train.
Totally different.
What is your point?
You were in Schindler's list, man.
And you were great.
Now you make that same kind of kitsch-kitschy action movies over and over again.
I just don't get it.
Look, of all the movies I've ever done, I'm most proud of Schindler's list.
Second only to Tuskbreaker 2 Rise of the Mastodons.
But I can't make Schindler's list over and over, can I?
In every movie, I'm just a different guy saving European Jews during World War II.
That'd be crazy, man.
It sure would be.
It sure would, but why do you have to keep making like taken over and over again?
It's the same movie.
Listen to me very carefully.
Okay.
They have them.
They have my family.
Who does?
I don't know, but I will find out.
In the meantime, these people send me scripts and tell me that I have to make the picture, or otherwise, my family gets it.
Do you see?
I have no choice.
Oh, no, that's terrible.
You're telling me?
Think of all the Oscars I could have won by now.
Instead, I make this tripe hoping to see my beloved family once again.
And the movies have to be successful, too.
That's why I promote the shit out of them.
Well, I'm very sorry to hear about this, Liam.
In fact, would you mind if I called back two or three more times during the live feed?
I'm sorry.
We got some stories to get to today.
Well, fuck me, I guess.
Fuck me and my family.
Anyway, it was nice to meet you.
Have fun filling in for Jimmy.
Thanks, and thanks for calling in, Liam.
Always my pleasure.
And don't worry, I will find them, and these monsters will pay.
Thank you, Mr. Liam.
Thank you, Mr. Liam.
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