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June 2, 2023 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy, this is Er Pacino.
Hey, Al.
Good to hear from you.
You know, I heard that.
Call me Daddy.
What?
Call me Daddy.
Sorry, I'm not going to do that.
Why not, everybody?
Let's see.
Jesus.
Why does he talk like that?
Well, I will say I've heard the good news, and me and everyone here at the Jimmy Door show wish you and your family a hearty congratulations, Al.
Grantsy.
Honestly, I'm surprised that you had time to call me.
Jimmy, baby, did you think that I was going to knock up my 29-year-old girlfriend at age 82 and not call Jimmy Dore?
Are you mad?
Are you a fucking child?
Of course I'm calling Jimmy Dore.
Well, I'm honored, Al.
Well, I'm Viraya.
How about that?
Ah, at age 82.
Very impressive.
Yeah, you better fucking believe it.
No Viagra, no nothing.
Just 100% Sicilian vivaci.
Whoa, look out.
I assume this wasn't planned at all.
Of course, it was planned, dummy.
This wasn't no accident.
Whose idea was it?
Your girlfriends?
No, Bobby De Niro's.
What?
Well, I take that back.
It wasn't his idea directly, but he was the inspiration.
What are you talking about?
Well, you know, Bobby just had a baby himself.
And he's 79, and his girlfriend is 45.
And he and I have always had a bit of a thing.
A friendly rivalry.
So I hear about Bobby and his baby, and I say, oh, yeah.
Well, how about this motherfucker?
At age 82, I knock up my 29-year-old girlfriend.
I will talk to Mitch and Murray.
I will talk to Limpkin.
So you literally created a human life simply to one-up Robert De Niro.
Well, that and to let the world know that my Stugats and my Sestitzio are still operational.
What about you?
What does your girlfriend think?
Is she happy?
My girlfriend, Laura, it's a little hard to read.
Also, I'm hard of hearing, so I don't have communication.
But she hasn't said much really one way about it, one way or the other.
About having a baby.
Doesn't that worry you?
Wow.
She's not going to abort the fucking thing.
I'll tell you that much.
She's seen God's father, too.
She knows what the fuck happens.
I made her watch both on the first date.
She never seen him.
Can you believe that?
No, I mean, don't you care how she feels?
Of course I care.
And she's a young, fertile woman, so I'm just going to assume she's over the moon about being pregnant.
Do you have any concerns about being a father at your age?
Jimmy, this isn't my first rodeo.
This is going to be my fourth baby.
You remember I had twins with Beverly D'Angelo over 20 years ago.
And I have just recently gotten over the trauma of that debate.
Not a stable woman.
Really?
But I am celebrating by getting another woman pregnant.
At age 82.
Look, I mean, this is Hollywood, not sensible town.
Okay, but this kid's life is just starting and you're 82.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.
I know all of the things.
I'll be 87 on their fifth birthday.
100 when they graduate high school.
104 when they graduate college.
I'll be 164 years old when they have a baby when they're 82 years old.
Yes, Jimmy, I can do simple fucking math over here.
I, uh, okay.
Point is, my dick works great.
And now everybody knows about it.
That's what this is really about, isn't it?
Yep.
Well, that's great, Al.
Don't say I'm not an inspiration.
Don't say that I'm not an inspiration over here.
Fucking inspiring.
I didn't say that.
I know, but you think so?
Didn't say it.
Come on.
All right, fine.
82 credit where credit is due.
On behalf of middle-aged men everywhere, yes, you are an inspiration and you give us all hope.
Thank you.
Now, is that so hard?
I appreciate the sentiment.
And don't worry, I won't tell nobody you said that.
I said it on the live stream, Al.
Everybody heard it.
Is that the thing that's like a TV show on the computer, but that I absolutely do not understand?
Yes, that's that thing.
Fuck.
I am too old to have a kid.
I gotta go.
Ha!
Establishment media sucks.
All gaslighting, so good luck.
Bullshit we can't afford.
He's fomenting this.
Whoa.
Watch and see as a jack off.
The median speeds and jumps the medium and hits them head on.
It's the Jimmy Tore Show.
This is the National Endowment for Democracy vice president calls the gray zone to dispute characterization of them as a CIA cutout.
Really?
So this is this woman, vice president of communications and public engagement.
Her name is Leslie Ahn.
So we know that the National Endowment for Democracy is a CIA cutout.
She goes, we're not part of the CIA.
I know, you're a cutout.
Okay, let's watch.
Thank you so much.
So we're just, there's been several columns where there seems to be the implication that National Endowment for Democracy is somehow linked to the CIA or part of the CIA.
Or I forget what the exact language was.
It was like a cutout of the CIA.
I don't know if you can see what that means.
i we i just wanted to reach out and So, she would really think that that's a defense.
Like, I don't even know what a cutout is, really?
Can I ask a dumb question?
Is she actually, okay, is it, you know, she's playing dumb, or is she actually much of a dupe that she doesn't know that it's because don't they must get idiots that don't have any idea?
I don't, I'm just asking.
You know what?
I don't know.
Let's see.
Because at this point, we haven't said that you are a part of the CIA.
The term cutout refers to specific remarks that have come from two of your founders.
One being Alan Weinstein and the other being Carl Gershman saying that it would be terrible for democratic groups around the world to be seen as subsidized by the CIA.
We saw that in the 60s, and that's why it's been discontinued.
We have not had the capability of doing this, and that's why the endowment was created.
Similar quotes from Alan Weinstein, who said, A lot of what we do today was done covertly 25 years ago by the CIA.
Well, the National Endowment for Democracy was founded under the initiative of CIA Director William Casey.
He wrote a letter to Reagan's Attorney General Ed Meese on a small working group to make recommendations to the president on the merits of creating a national endowment in support of free institutions throughout the world.
And the NED came to being through a compromise between Bill Casey and Bill Proxmire, who is a senator from Wisconsin.
I'm not.
No, Max, did she really not see this coming?
I almost felt sorry for her.
This is hilarious.
That's why I'm asking because you know, it's like, we're not saying, well, you know, the CIA was like looking at all of our tweets, for example, for people that aren't part of it, but they let so they're everywhere.
Why would you not be?
Why would they not be part of your thing?
I'm sorry.
Go ahead, Max.
What?
I just, I was like, why you're actually reaching out to us to dispute this one.
This is amazing.
It's like etched in stone, like 10 commandments of understanding how U.S. intelligence works.
Could she be incredibly stupid?
Is that even a possibility?
This would be like beautifully stupid.
This would be like AOC contacting us to dispute that she hasn't lived up to her campaign promises.
It would be easy to just.
That's what I'm saying.
She knows not to do that.
Right.
So maybe this woman is genuinely dumb.
I was like, is this a prank or something?
But she really wanted to talk to us.
So I said, let's do it.
And Alex Rubinstein and I educated her for 40 minutes about the organization that she works for.
Let me play a little more of this.
Proxmire had insisted that the NED have be completely firewalled from the CIA.
And ultimately, the CIA director Casey got Proxmire to compromise and reach an understanding that the Senate would essentially approve any U.S. intelligence involvement with the NED.
And, you know, at the time, the NED was sponsoring the American Institute for Free Labor Development, which was absolutely a CIA proxy operating under the auspices of the AFL-CIO.
And they helped elect a right-wing military thug in Panama.
His name was Barleta, Nicolas Barleta.
He's one of many figures that the NED has helped to bring to power by sponsoring groups that were seeking to overthrow governments the same way that the CIA had done covertly.
I can give you many examples if you wish.
I mean, I'd love to have all that history and all that background.
I mean, that's not how I understand our history to be, and maybe you know more than I do.
I think she's stupid.
I swear to God, we're just maybe hire her.
That's how they do.
Maybe she.
Now I'm thinking she is just dumb.
How many people?
Look, I know a lot of people, especially like show business, and where like they should see everything, but they somehow just don't.
They're happy to have a job and they don't think about it.
And when you hear that, she wants it.
So like nobody who works for her goes, you know, we work with her.
No, we don't even know.
Remember the thing?
Remember the thing of they don't have to tell you what to say because they're not going to hire you if you don't already know.
Yeah.
That's what I think that is from what I've heard so far.
I could be wrong.
Okay.
Let's see.
I mean, if some journalist who's like your worst enemy or your worst critic knows more than you do about your organization.
Maybe you shouldn't be working there.
Maybe you should.
She might have shattered her world.
But as I like to say, the intelligence community is neither intelligent or community.
Let's listen to a little more.
This is hilarious.
She's like, well, I guess you know more about it.
That sounded like she didn't know.
It's like they appointed Anna Kasparian to be the head of this thing.
Well, she would have at least been vicious.
Am I crazy?
She sounds sincere to me like she didn't know.
Okay, so let me get back to this video.
There's a little more to it.
Completely firewalled from the CIA.
And ultimately, the CIA director Casey got Proxmire to compromise and reach an understanding that the Senate would essentially approve any U.S. intelligence involvement with the NED.
And, you know, at the time, the NED was sponsoring the American Institute for Free Labor Development, which was absolutely a CIA proxy operating under the NFL CIO.
And they helped elect a right-wing military thug in Panama.
His name was Barleta, Nicolas Barleta.
He's one of many figures that the NED has helped to bring to power by sponsoring groups that were seeking to overthrow governments the same way that the CIA had done covertly.
I can give you many examples if you wish.
I mean, I'd love to have all that history and all that background.
I mean, that's not how I understand our history to be, and maybe you know more than I do.
Oh, that is where it ends.
I'm sorry.
That is where it ends.
Okay.
That doesn't sound because it doesn't have the tone of someone that like definitely already knew all this.
No, it has to be.
Well, I guess I'd made a mistake.
If I got hit with all those facts like that about a thing, I'd be like, oh, this is like when I found out about the guy who founded Jehovah's Witnesses was like a pyramidologist.
Oh, really?
I didn't know any of that.
And I was like, he's got buried under a big black pyramid.
And just weird stuff like that.
And I was like, what?
You know, they don't tell you that.
Well, Max, that was quite...
I mean, yeah, it was like wrestling with Jell-O.
I mean, it just went on and on.
Oh, really?
So, did she ever admit that she was wrong and she does work for the CIA?
Well, at one point, she kept saying, look, guys, we're not CIA, bro.
It was like that.
Like, bro, dude, dude, dude, dude.
You know, people just, and they keep escalating, dude.
They're like, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Dude.
It's clear they didn't brief you in.
So we kept being like, we kept saying, do you have any bylaws or concrete provisions that prohibit collaboration with U.S. intelligence?
And she at one point said, I don't know.
I kind of feel like an idiot here because I don't have it in front of me, but I'll get that to you.
And so we said, we were super nice.
I mean, she didn't know, did you?
Where she was nice enough to like serve this up on a platter for us.
So we were giving her the opportunity to provide us with that information.
And then we were going to include it in a report and say, you know, and quote her and Be fair and even handed to her.
We waited a week, then we waited two weeks, then we waited a month.
And she sent three emails promising to answer our questions, and it never came.
So we decided that let's release the Kraken, which is that recording.
And I mean, she was debating something we never said too, which is that you are the CIA.
We called you a CIA cutout, and we demonstrated really clearly how the CIA helped conceive.
CIA Director William Casey helped conceive the idea of the National Endowment for Democracy as something that did the work of the CIA that it used to do covertly, but in an overt fashion with congressional funding instead of the secret black budget of the CIA.
What does she think they do?
Like gently nudge regime change?
I don't know.
We just weft nudge it into democracy.
She literally said, guys, we support independent media.
And so I said, well, how is it independent if the U.S. government is funding it?
That's not independent then.
I'm surprised when people don't know.
Remember Alan, he wrote the article about Sasha McLeod.
And I like that guy.
I talked to him a while.
And he didn't know like Gamergate was bullshit, which it was.
A bunch of reports till this day don't.
And it actually mirrors, I mean, it's a stupid thing about video games, but shitty journalists still bring it up to this day.
Like it was Rudgate.
And if you, the parallels are unbelievable.
And a bunch of people, like, it's not in his wheelhouse to know about.
I mean, this should be in her wheelhouse to know this.
It's not like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She worked for the group.
That's amazing.
This looks like Jehovah's Witness-like kind of shit to me.
Like, you, no, I'm in the thing.
We help independent media.
You know, I went to church with good people.
I didn't know about all this stuff until I left.
Yeah, baby.
Go ahead.
I mean, they're under new leadership, but they're founded by this guy, Carl Gershman, who actually was a member of Social Democrats USA, which was like the right wing of the social socialist movement in the U.S. And all of the neocons came out of there.
Like Jean Kirkpatrick, who oversaw the dirty wars in Central America.
She was his boss.
And he oversaw labor.
And then he was given this post at the NED through the Reagan administration, Carl Gershman.
And he's just like a truly sinister figure who's been caught on tape by Russian pranksters.
He thought he was speaking to his tool in Belarus, Svitlana Tikhonovskaya's aides.
He thought that he was speaking to the basically the CIA's person there who was going to do regime change against Lukashenko.
And he just spilled the beans and is like, we have a network all across Russia that we are ready to activate.
We will topple.
He's also, I mean, he's gone in the pages of the Washington Post and said in 2013, he wrote, we must topple the government in Russia and Ukraine is the prize.
I mean, and then you have like this communications director.
She comes on from like, it looked like these kind of like Democrat groups.
She came on recently.
She didn't, she doesn't know this history.
And she reached out to us because she was so offended that we would have called them a CIA cutout.
And she walked right into it.
But this is one of the most insidious organizations in the world.
And what it does is exactly what the U.S., the whole, you know, blue and on media was freaking out about during Russia Gate.
It does that on steroids.
It does what the January 6th rioters do, but with actual weapons and firebombs and funding.
I mean, they are responsible for so much hideous violence around the world.
And so we also were grilling her on that.
Do you support, do you have anything prohibiting the support of violent anti-democratic actors?
And then we laid out all the violent coup leaders that they have given millions to.
And she had nothing to say to that.
You think she handles that?
Clearly, she's not that involved in the nuts and bolts of the operation.
So are you going to release the whole conversation?
Well, it's like very well edited there and it's all in context.
But we're going to release a full transcript if people want it.
Cause it's just like it gets really repetitive at points and we just keep asking her, like, can you?
I think she comes off better than I was expecting because she didn't know.
I mean, I was shocked by that.
I was like, she doesn't know, does she?
Well, yeah, yeah.
I mean, you feel sorry for her for a while.
And then towards the end, she starts lecturing and gets it.
It's a load very narrative.
How is it not democracy to topple elite when people get out in the streets and they overthrow their leadership?
And I said, you mean like January 6th?
She didn't know what to say.
And then she said, Am I correct that you guys are supporters of Russia, Nicaragua's Daniel Ortega, the Chinese government and Iran?
Is that a correct characterization?
And I'm like, all right, I stopped feeling sorry for you.
What are you trying to get into the CIA now?
Too late now.
Okay, Max Blumenthal.
Thanks for making time for the show.
I appreciate it.
Everybody check out the gray zone.
They're doing great work.
I know.
They keep getting in trouble.
They keep getting in trouble.
That's how you know you're doing good journalism if you get in trouble.
That's why Chrissy Hayes, Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper, they're never going to get in trouble ever.
They're never going to get fired for doing something important.
My friends that work at news networks, I like them and I talk to them.
They wouldn't even take a chance on saying a true thing, like how Max and all them would say.
He won't even take a chance.
Comedians won't take a chance to say the truth that Max left.
Comedians.
Comedians won't even.
Comedians aren't for you.
Recently, you wound up on Ukraine's kill list supported by the Ukrainian Interior Ministry.
It's not a kill list.
It's just a list of people to keep an eye on who don't support Ukraine.
I was debunking debunking of that it's a kill list.
You know, the kill list with the X's on it.
So go.
One of the colleagues of Rachel Maddow and her impersonator, Chris Hayes, has also wound up on there.
An NBC reporter who reported the wrong story from Crimea, which is that people in Crimea want to be part of Russia.
And they said nothing in support of him.
That's how lame they are.
They want to know about their colleague.
Oh, my God.
They're truly despicable people.
It's like whoever is the corporate scout, they got a good eye.
That's like the good eye.
I think that's exactly that lady, that ignorance.
We need a lesbian who's willing to do the bidding of the military industrial complex.
I mean, 100%.
We also need a nerd.
We need a nerd.
We need a lesbian.
He's cast.
A black woman.
We need that.
I don't know how Lawrence O'Donnell keeps his job.
He's a bald guy that steals clothes.
Wait, you said Max.
Oh, you said Pete Buttigieg was like some weird pro-war Democrat like a concert.
I had never heard that before, but he went to the city.
Yeah, I wrote about this at the Gray Zone.
Pete Buttigieg came up through an outfit called the Truman Project, which grooms Democrats to be national security hardliners from a very Early age.
So, right when he was emerging as a local politician in South Bend, they brought him to Washington and started introducing him to all the heavy hitters and also cultivating him.
Here's how to think about national security.
And then, when he first declared his run for president, they wrote the foreign policy section of his speech.
And they're having a conference on Friday where Jamie Raskin is getting an award for like being hysterical about January 6th.
And Rachel Maddow is giving the keynote address, and it's sponsored by Lockheed Martin.
Well, you know, they picked Pete Butijudge so that once he starts whatever psychotic war he's told, like a little puppet he is, they could go see a gay man's power.
So you can really market that a gay man not afraid to fight and do like, you know, they would hype that up.
100%.
And I don't get why Jamie Raskin wears.
I know.
I know.
He's going through the thing.
Okay.
I know.
Jimmy Raskin.
It wasn't like a lot of people.
Jimmy Raskins sold us.
Jamie Raskin's a representative of one of the most progressive districts in America, Tacoma Park, Maryland, which used to be solidly anti-war.
And now you see like Ukraine flags over people's houses there because it's been yuppified.
It's like where all the hippies kind of retired to.
And his father founded the first anti-war think tank in Washington.
His name was Marcus Raskin, IPS.
And his son, who took his own life, was actually a contributor to anti-war.com.
So he's been surrounded by anti-war people and he is fanatically pro-war, hysterically McCarthyite.
And he's been being taken in by the war state.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, that's crazy what Washington does.
It's a form of socialist or something.
And they go, we realize the world's a scary place.
That was the whole story of the neocons.
So all it took to take the most progressive district or the most progressive people in America to turn into authoritarian warmongering maniacs was Donald Trump.
That's the power of Donald Trump.
That's all it took.
That was it.
That's all it took.
I grew up there.
I grew up on the DC side, which was a little bit different from the Maryland side, but I knew that community very well.
And so I still keep contact with people, especially like the boomers from around there.
And they've all gone from being like real hippies who were, they made Tacoma Park an anti-nuclear zone in the 80s.
They hated Reagan to like hardcore pro-NATO people, all because of Trump.
It's 100%.
That's the Russia hate, right?
It's just Trump.
That's Trump.
Russia haters Trump.
Putin haters.
Trump hate.
Yes.
Yeah.
And they think like the NATO and the U.S. military are saving the white children of Ukraine from Putin's orcs.
Look, guys, you got to spread your hate around a little more.
You can't just have one guy be the main thing of your entire.
Well, but it does.
Then it leads to the hatred of Russia, and then it leads to the hatred of Bolsonaro and Brazil.
Everything.
Anything that they can say is Trump-like or Trump that they can hate.
No, it goes far.
It goes like somehow Graham Hancock, that guy talking about ancient civilization.
Yes.
Somehow he go on him with it.
It's nuts.
It's like, well, it's like the bit I just dropped about Kyle Rittenhouse, right?
It's the establishment news.
No matter what it is, they're going to report it in a way that divides people and turns them against each other.
And that's exactly, they even did it with that Graham Hay.
That is crazy.
I can't think of anything.
You're some kind of Trumper.
If you like listening to Graham Hancock talk about ancient history, you're a Trumper.
I don't even think he's completely right.
I'm just curious about what he thinks.
Let's hear what he has to say.
But that's a form of Trumpism.
Yes.
If you don't agree with Arkey, anything that goes against the establishment is now seen as Trumpism.
They're in the mode of the weird thing is, Kurt, is that we are in Art and Shobin, the arts.
And so the people in the arts are supposed to be the people who push back against the establishment, except now the people in the arts are embracing the establishment, which is why the arts suck dick so fucking hard right now.
It's not arts.
And all the people in it aren't worth a shit except fucking Dave Chappelle.
I mean, I'll have more than that, but I take your point.
Yeah, of course I'm being hyperbolic to make a point, Kurt.
No, I take your point.
I take it.
All right.
So let's say goodbye to our good friend, Max Blumenthal at the Gray Zone.
Thanks.
And tell your wife, have a good night tonight.
I will.
And if you're in the New York area, me and Kurt are going to be at the Icarus Festival June 8th through 11th in Rutherford, New Jersey at the Williams Center.
IcarusFest.com.
And if you can't make it there, you can see Max Blumenthal doing his standing up comedy routine July 14th, 15th, 16, or 14 and 15 in Baltimore.
Just two nights.
So he's going to be on the show.
And if you haven't seen Max's stand-up, it's a real treat.
It really is.
It's kind of, it breaks the rules of how comedy is supposed to work, and it still works.
So that's fantastic.
So we'll see you there at Icarus or see you at Baltimore, Baltimore, at Magoobi's July 14th and 15th with Max Blumenthal.
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Headline, Epic Times, Zero Young Healthy Individuals Died of COVID-19.
Israeli data shows.
It's probably good data because didn't they volunteer to experiment on the entire covered this before?
And in that story, Israel was bragging.
The story was bragging about how Israel has all this data.
They're way ahead.
And they had a special deal with Pfizer to get the vaccine first and all that stuff, remember?
And so in order to get that, they would have to provide all this data.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Well, guess what?
Now they don't have the data.
Watch this, right?
So zero healthy individuals under the age of 50 have died of COVID-19 in Israel, according to newly released data.
Zero deceased of 18 to 49 years of age with no underlying morbidities.
The Israeli Minister of Health, MOH, said in a response to a formal request from an attorney.
So there was a freedom of information request, and they wanted to get the data on that.
And the Ministry of Health said that there were zero people deceased between the ages of 18 and 49 from COVID who didn't have underlying morbidities.
Oh, you don't say.
That's what they say.
But there's more to this.
That's not the end.
Officials noted that the statement only applies to COVID-19 deaths where The Ministry of Health conducted an epidemiological investigation and had received information about the underlying diseases.
So that doesn't mean all people between 18 and 49 who died.
That just means the ones that the Ministry of Health conducted an investigation on and had received information about.
What, what?
So I thought the Ministry of Health had all this unbelievable amounts of information.
But now they're saying we don't really have that much.
But the writer in this article says zero is a very, very clear number and cannot be subject to interpretation.
Zoev Yehekzekli, a specialist in internal medicine and medical management and former lecturer in the Department of Emergency and Disaster Management at the Tel Aviv University in Israel, told the Epic Times.
So this guy says zero, it's very pretty clear what's happening.
Why?
So if there was zero deaths, why were all the extreme measures of school closures, vaccination of children, and lockdowns needed?
That guy added.
The Ministry of Health did respond to requests for comment.
They did?
Says they did.
What?
The information was sparked by a freedom of information request filed by attorney Ori Zabi.
It's a great name, who has been filing several such requests as he seeks to obtain information from the Ministry of Health regarding the COVID-19 pandemic and the COVID-19 policies.
Zabi asked to know the average age of people who died of COVID-19, segmented by vaccination status at the time of death.
So he wanted to know what's the average age of people who died from COVID-19 and were they vaccinated or unvaxed at the time of dying.
And then he wanted to know how many COVID-19 patients with no underlying morbidities under the age of 50 had died.
And the annual number of cardiac arrests cases between 2018 and 2022.
So those are the freedom of information questions he asked.
And the one about how many COVID-19 patients with no underlying morbidities under the age of 50 died, zero, according to the Ministry of Health, Zero.
But they qualify that by saying we don't have all the data.
We just have certain amounts of data, which is sketchy.
According to the Ministry of Health, the average age of vaccinated COVID-19 patients who died was 80 years old, 80.2 years old.
The average age for unvaccinated was 77.4 years old.
Now, I would like to know: did they give either of these groups treatments?
Did they give them anything to treat the or did they just do nothing, send them to the hospital and then intubate them?
Did they give them steroids?
Did they give them flavoxamine?
Did they do any other zinc, vitamin D3?
Did they do any or any of the other things I'm not allowed to mention on this show?
Jimmy, and I also like to know, I feel compelled to say, actually, those who were vaccinated but then died, it did help them to die more slowly.
They did die more slowly.
So that's just look at what it says.
The average age of patients who died was 80.2 years old.
So is that vaccinated?
Yeah.
So if you were vaccinated, the average, you still died.
I don't know how you guys call it.
It doesn't say how many died, but said if they did die, there were 80.
The Ministry of Health emphasized that the data they have about the underlying diseases of the patients is partial since it relies on the information provided by the patients or their relatives if they chose to do so.
And then only in cases in which the Ministry of Health conducted an epidemiological investigation.
That's not what they promised Pfizer to get the great vaccine early.
So we'll provide that information.
That's what they said.
I hope Pfizer got their information at least.
So again, we've already reported this that Pfizer and the government of Israel had an arrangement that they're going to have all this information to give to Pfizer.
And now they're claiming we don't got nothing.
We don't have it.
But the stuff we do have shows that zero people under 50 died from COVID-19 that didn't have an underlying morbidity.
Do you know anyone in your life that died of it that didn't have an underlying morbidity?
Just one, do you know anyone?
I know people that died from it.
All of them had an underlying morbidity.
I know, I know.
Okay.
No, I don't.
The answer to that is.
It's not science, but I'm telling you, I haven't met, even though I know people that died during that.
Jeff keyboard, Jeff, the comedy store, but he had HIV and he got Delta and that's a comorbidity.
Therefore, the available information does not necessarily reflect the health status of the patient.
The Ministry of Health wrote, adding that they do not have access to the patient's medical records.
What in the effing F?
This sounds mental because of the story we reported earlier.
It's not clear why the Ministry of Health responded to Zabbi's request using only cases where the Ministry of Health had conducted an epidemiological investigation and which was limited to deceased patients where the families had cooperated.
Since the 2020, the Ministry of Health told the Israeli Keznet Knesset that the Israeli parliament, that's the use an intelligence system that provides the Ministry of Health with extensive information about deceased patients that included underlying diseases.
They've already said they have this info.
But now they're saying, what?
A document from the Knesset Research and Information Center dated June 7th, 2020 stated that the Ministry of Health provided data to the special committee for the new COVID virus about COVID-19 deaths, 298 by that day at 4:30 p.m., at the request of Yefat Shasha Bidden, a member of the Knesset and a chair of that committee.
So they were already providing all this information.
The ministry's intelligence system has data on gender, age, district of residence, and the underlying diseases of the deceased.
According to that document, the system showed that about 94% of the deceased were 60 years or older and that there were no deceased with zero underlying.
So even over 60, you had to have a comorbidity to die.
Like, remember Joe Rogan broke that on it.
Well, I heard, first heard about it from Joe Rogan when he said, yeah, when people die, they have three comorbidities.
The average of people who die.
Is he a horse?
In addition, on May 4th, 2020, the medical director, directorate of the Ministry of Health, in a letter, issued instructions to the heads of the hospitals and medical departments of the health maintenance organizations, national healthcare organizations, on how to fill out COVID-19 death notices, directing them to include underlying diseases.
And in December 22nd of 2020 letter, the medical directorate to the managers of the hospital stated that for every COVID-19 patient who died during the acute phase or due to complications of the illness later, or people who were positive For COVID-19, who died, a death notice and a summary of the case must be sent to the COVID war room of the Ministry of Health.
They said that the purpose was to improve surveillance.
So they've been telling us over and over and over that they've got the data.
And then as soon as someone wanted to get the data, they're like, we don't got that data.
I can't believe they were more forthcoming than, you know, here.
They even gave that data.
So studies and other data, including a study led by Stanford epidemiologist John Ian, I can't say his name, showed that the COVID-19 mortality, even with the original variant, was largely age-dependent.
It was definitely a disease that actually only endangered the elderly.
Over the age of 60, mortality doubled every five years, while under that age, mortality was negligible.
And now we really see that it was zero under the age of 50 at least.
So if you didn't have a comorbidity and you got COVID and you were under 50, you didn't die.
That's what they're saying.
Well, here's that study.
The COVID infectious fatality rate in 2020 in 2020.
Remember, that's the most virulent strain of COVID-19.
The death rate was 0.1% if you were under 70.
So not someone with comorbidities.
That's just being under 70.
That's just being under 70.
But it's 20 times higher than the 0.001%.
There may not have been many young people who got seriously ill, yet the Ministry of Health had emphasized cases of pregnant women hospitalized in critical condition and young, healthy people who died because of COVID-19.
It was not the true situation, he said.
They created a false presentation of the very severe epidemic that the effect that affects the entire population and therefore the entire population should also be vaccinated regardless of age.
Oh, well, they had at least something good in mind.
So a noble cause.
So, no, he's saying they created a false presentation.
No, that's the thing.
We have to scare them.
Yeah, that's what.
So that's, and Dr. Drew, when I was on his show, revealed that he worked with Dr. Fauci during the AIDS crisis.
And Dr. Fauci's number one way to deal with the crisis is to scare people.
You got to scare them and tell them.
And that's what he did.
He used fear.
That's good.
Preached fear.
And that's what masks were about.
It was about creating a psychological state of fear.
Don't hug anyone with AIDS.
And they made the virus seem way more deadly than it actually is.
They did.
They scared the hell.
I thought if I got it, I was going to die.
Everybody thought they were going to die if they got covered.
I got vaccinated immediately when it was available to me.
That's right.
I didn't like, I wasn't one of these nerds who were like, I think I can get in early.
You know, people that got like, they faked the, I work in the service industry.
I have to get it.
Some people, I didn't do that, but I got it right away.
I got it.
Because I thought we wouldn't have to wear a mask.
They said you would.
You could put them back on.
Yeah, you're going to go because if you get it, you're not going to.
They told me I wasn't going to get the thing.
I wasn't going to contract it.
I was going to wasn't going to give it to other people.
And I was going to, I could go back to my regular life.
That's what I was told.
That was always a lie.
How long was that?
What do you mean?
You were allowed to take your mask off for like one week.
Remember that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how well it worked.
So the point of this is they're saying that they made this all out to be way worse than it actually was so they could sell you stuff.
And that kind of is the, that's the truth, actually.
The justification given for vaccinating pregnant women, young people, and children was that they too are affected by COVID-19.
We showed you that children have a greater risk of dying from the flu than they ever did from COVID-19.
It was known back then that this was not the case, and we now see it clearly.
Asserting that the Ministry of Health has lost the public's trust by making a false presentation of the dangers of COVID-19.
That's happened here too.
That's happened all around the place.
Everybody keeps talking about this crisis in public health.
Nobody trusts their public health institutions anymore.
And that's not because of YouTubers like Jimmy Doer or Joe Rogan.
That's because they lied repeatedly over and over and over and over and over about this risks of COVID, about the vaccine, about masks, about immunity, natural, herd.
They lied about everything.
Who was at risk?
Who wasn't at risk?
They could not stop lying.
And that's why I think they're going to have a hard time getting people to go along with their junk next time.
That's my fingers crossed.
We'll see.
Everybody I know who votes, even the people who don't vote, there's still morons about it.
Look, Jimmy.
Like I brought, like, how about when my friend Graham came on and was completely 100% wrong about everything?
It doesn't matter.
Never came back and apologized.
Never said, hey, you know what?
I got all that stuff wrong.
Never, never.
Nothing.
It just pretends like it didn't happen.
That's just amazing.
That's just amazing to me.
Now there'd be a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of like, oh, okay, maybe it was a stupid thing.
You would think, just a little bit.
You would think that they would feel, you're right, I got scared and I repeated big pharma propaganda.
They were lying.
He'd at least do a crystal ball.
We could never, ever vaccinate our way out of this.
It was always going to be here forever.
They always lied.
We were being lied and I wasn't skeptical of government or big pharma and I was shaming people who were and I hated them.
Now those people don't even talk to me anymore because I got COVID right.
If I got COVID and the vaccine's wrong, they could forgive me, but they'll never forgive me for getting it right.
If you got it wrong, you'd say so, by the way.
And I would say so.
If I got it wrong, I would say I got it wrong.
I got it wrong initially.
I went and got the vaccine.
I went and I told people to get the vaccine.
I told people to wear masks.
I told people, I got angry at people who weren't wearing masks.
I was that person.
And then as soon as I looked into it, after I got vaccine injured, everything I looked into, they were lying about.
And I don't understand why my friends that got mad at me, instead of going, getting upset that they were being lied to, they don't care that they got lied to by Fauci and by the CDC and by corporate media and by big pharma and by government and by everybody.
They don't care.
They care.
They got upset that I got it right.
They're angry at me because I got it right and they'll never forgive me for getting it right.
But I got to let you know that the vaccine is fantastic.
You know that.
It's safe and effective.
You heard Crystal Ball.
You know it's talking about that monster.
It saved millions of lives and it doesn't slow the spread of it.
It doesn't stop the spread, Kirk, but it does slow the spread.
Did it work the way they said?
Did it work the way they said it did work in a way that they didn't say that's good.
That's just as good.
And we should keep saying this.
No, the whole thing was worth it.
I just want to make that clear.
I think we should do it again immediately.
I mean, COVID's that the virus is still here.
I even did the hacky.
Well, I put a lot of drugs in my body over the years, so I might as well.
Not realizing, like, you know, those dangerous drugs I did, you know, all the big, all the greats.
Those were tested on more than eight mice.
Yeah.
I know the effects of all of those.
Yeah.
You know what I like is the comedians who demand that their MC, the headlining committee, demand that their MCs are vaccinated and wear a mask.
Meanwhile, they pay hookers to piss on them.
I know this for a fact.
You know, Jim Norton?
I don't know.
We're only acquaintances.
So that's that.
So that's that story.
I hope you enjoyed that story from the Epic Times saying that according to the Israeli government, the cases they investigated, zero people under 50 died from COVID who didn't have a comorbidity.
Zero.
That's according to the Israeli government.
But of course, there's more data and stuff.
So it's all murky.
so we don't really know.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Hello, Jimmy.
This is former U.S. Vice President Mike Pence.
Mike Pence.
Wow.
Okay.
I know.
I know.
I don't believe you and I have ever spoken before.
I certainly have never called your show.
Mother has always felt that TV shows on the internet are not proper TV shows.
TV shows belong on the TV.
That's how it's always been.
But I think I've gotten her to be a little more flexible in her thinking on that.
So you finally got your wife's permission to call our show?
Just barely.
And believe me, I'm not going to push it.
So I'll keep this brief.
Jesus.
Okay.
Why are you calling Mr. Pence?
Well, Jimmy, as you may have seen, on June 7th, I'm going to be announcing my candidacy for president.
Really?
Yes, that's why I'm calling.
But before that, I'm doing a soft launch with various non-friendly media outlets to get a sense of what that will be like for me.
Because I've always managed to avoid them, but now I simply can't do that.
Okay, well, then let's just get into it.
What do you think about your competition so far?
Well, first, let me say how honored I am to be in this company.
Chris Christie is also announcing.
We will do that.
And Nikki Haley and Tim Scott, both of the great state of South Carolina, have always had my deep respect.
And, of course, Governor Ron DeSantis will be a worthy, if intimidating, adversary.
Point being, Jimmy, I can't wait.
Are you forgetting anyone?
I don't believe I am.
Your old boss?
Mr. Maynard from the Pigly Wiggly is running for president?
No, Donald Trump.
Former President Donald Trump.
I see.
I would respectfully ask that we not talk about him.
Yeah.
There's no way any media outlet will not ask you about Donald Trump.
Are you sure that others will feel that way?
Yeah, yeah, I'm positive.
Fair enough.
Donald Trump has one vision for America, and I may have a different vision.
Maybe not, maybe not completely different.
Obviously, I was his vice president.
After all, I was very proud to serve under him.
But different enough that a separate campaign may be warranted.
But not so different that people will be mad at me.
I see.
Good answer.
Oh, do you really think so?
No.
Oh, shucks.
What will you do when you're on a debate stage with Donald Trump and you're asked about January 6th?
Jimmy, I have a very hard time believing anyone would be that rude or wish to create a situation that awkward.
I'll do it now.
What do you think of Donald Trump having incited a riot of people who wanted to kill you?
No, no.
No, what?
No.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no.
No, no, no.
I'm not even sure what's going on.
I'm not even sure what sensors you're using.
No, at this point.
Hold on.
You know what?
I'm getting another call.
Hello, this is Jimmy Dorcho.
Who's speaking?
Jimmy, this is Governor Ron Hasinas of Florida.
It's a pleasure to speak to you here in Florida.
Hello, Governor DeSantis.
It's a pleasure for me as well.
As it so happens, we have former Vice President Mike Pence also on the line.
Oh, hi, Mike.
Congratulations on running for president.
I just heard about that here in Florida.
Why, thank you, Ron.
I appreciate that.
Mike, are you doing that thing where you're calling into leftist or progressive programs to see what it will be like to talk to people who don't agree with us?
I most certainly was.
And I can tell you point blank, Ron.
This fellow here, this Jimmy, really gives you the business.
He asked me some questions that I did not want to ask.
And I'm not ashamed to say that I had to sit down.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, I guess I came to the right place from Florida.
But this is exactly what we want.
I'm not afraid.
I'm not afraid of anyone.
Well, okay, Mr. Governor, I'll guess I'll get going with a couple of questions for you now.
Be careful, Ron.
Well, Jimmy, I guess to that, I'd say, look at everything that we've been able to accomplish here in Florida, the Sunshine State, and know that we want to accomplish the same thing.
All of that for all of America.
I didn't even ask you anything yet, but what is it that you accomplished exactly?
Okay, wait.
No.
No, no, what?
No, you're supposed to say, yes, it's like a conservative miracle, okay?
Conservative miracle.
Say that.
No, because I don't feel that way.
Okay.
Okay, what is happening here?
What is happening?
What is happening?
Ron, I tried to warn you.
Woke mind virus.
What?
There's a woke mind virus, and I'm going to kill it.
And we're going to end leftism once and for all.
So say good.
Say what I said is good.
Absolutely not.
Woke, as you use, appears to simply mean not cruel.
And I'm a left of progressive, and I don't cotton to the rhetoric implying that we are going to be wiped out and there will be one-party rule in this country.
That sounds a lot like fascism to me.
What is any of this mean?
Why are you doing that?
Why can't you just agree with me?
Why do you have to degree?
Do you know how that makes me feel?
I didn't even care how it makes me feel...
*coughing*
There, there, Ron.
Here, there.
Jimmy, look at what you've done to this poor child of God.
I mean, just by pushing back, fellas, I'm sorry, but you're both going to have to deal with questions from the left a little better than this.
You have to escape these bubbles you are in where you only hear from yes men.
Only if you agree to ask questions that we want to hear.
I can't do that, and neither can any of the other members of the media.
Jimmy Door, you just may be the cruelest man I've ever met in my entire life.
And I met Bill Maher once.
I feel like dying.
You know what?
I never knew this, but I'm hanging up on both of you.
This is pathetic.
Pull yourselves together, you're grown man here.
Get used to being challenged.
Goodbye.
Well then, unbelievable.
But I think we can rest assured that I'll never, ever hear from either of them again.
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