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March 3, 2023 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Hello, this is Aaron Matte sitting in for Jimmy Dork.
Hello there, young man.
This is Liam Neeson.
Liam Neeson, the actor?
The one and the same, I'm afraid.
Now, I know you're new around here, so you're probably wondering why in the world Liam Neeson is calling into a YouTube channel that concerns itself primarily with political and social issues.
Uh, yes, actually.
Well, I often wonder the same, but the truth is, I've been doing it for years.
Jimmy loves celebrities of all kinds, and he loves hearing from them.
But more importantly, the videos get views, lad.
I see.
Well, speaking of views, I understand you had a rather cringy appearance on The View recently.
Aaron, is that really what you wanted to ask me?
A journalist such as yourself, who has uncovered so much truth about conflict around the globe, and you ask me about vapid AM syndicated television.
Okay, fine.
Liam Neeson, what do you think President Biden was hoping to achieve with his surprise visit to Ukraine?
Well, to be honest, I didn't know even though he went.
So let's talk about my appearance on the view instead.
Okay, then I'm not generally in my element during these sorts of appearances, but this one really took the cake.
So, Joy Behar, you know, Joy, I presume.
Do I personally know Joy Behar?
No.
No, I don't.
Well, that's shocking to me.
Why?
Well, you are both in the media.
I just sort of naively assumed you two knew each other.
I think it's safe to say that Joy Behar and I are in different branches of the media industry.
Interesting, interesting.
I will do some of my own research into that.
And remind me to introduce you to the two of you together at the next opportunity.
I think an up-and-comer such as yourself would do well to rub shoulders with titans of your own industry.
I can't wait.
Anyway, Joy was the very image of professionalism backstage.
But once we were on camera, things devolved into a tawdry place.
A tauddry place?
Oh, Aaron, just the tawdriest.
Apparently, she has a crush on me, which is fine and fair.
I'm well aware of the effect that I have on women, especially older, squawky ones such as her.
But she peppered her conversation with so much sexual innuendo that I was made to feel very uncomfortable.
And I'm Irish, so it doesn't take much.
But this was over the line.
Over the line?
By leagues.
I could barely even touch on whatever I was there to promote, which I forget now what that even was.
Personally, I think people should leave matters of the loins at home out of their place of employment.
This woman secretly desiring to have a sweaty twist with me is fine in and of itself, but it's certainly nothing I need to be presented with on national television in the presence of five other women who naturally, as is a woman's want, were egging her on.
I see.
It's not that I'm personally offended.
I'm quite used to being the object of female desire.
As a young actor in London and then Los Angeles, I betted so many women and of such sexual quality that sometimes I still slip into a catatolic haze simply recalling it.
No stranger am I to the mysteries of Aphrodite, nor to the ecstasies of perversion.
But Joy Behar simply needs to keep that crap to herself.
I mean, honestly, as if you're right.
I don't really want to be talking about this.
I'd rather be talking about something that matters.
Like what?
What could be more important than this?
I don't know, Ukraine or collapsing infrastructure, our broken political system.
Young man, I know since you are in the flower of youth and naivete, that these things seem like they're important.
But someday, mark my words, some 60-year-old woman will be publicly horning on you, and you will have to deal with it.
And you will be glad that Liam Neeson went before you in this matter and calmly and firmly said, fuck that.
Okay, this has been very informative, but I'm afraid we need to move on.
Seriously, though, is this what you called to talk about?
Well, why not?
It was in the news.
There's nothing in the news that is out of bounds for discussion on the Jimmy Darr show.
That is his motto, after all.
I don't believe it is.
Well, it is now.
I've enjoyed speaking with you, young man.
I hope you've taken my wisdom to heart.
I can only bid you undertake the remainder of your life journey with favorable winds.
I must bid you adieu and remind you that Liam Neeson, dead for alive, will be with you always.
Okay.
Well, thanks for calling Liam Neeson.
Farewell, lad.
Establishment media sucks.
All gaslighting, so good luck.
Bullshit we can't afford.
He's fomenting this.
Watch and see as he's jacked off.
The median speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head on.
It's the Chimitor Show.
you I was on Tucker Carlson and he brought a one-year anniversary show about the war in Ukraine.
So he brought me on.
I was the last to go on.
So a lot of people stepped out my shit already.
And so here, I want to play that now, and then we'll come back and I'll show you the piece that Media did to hit piece on me for.
You ready?
So go to whatever camera this is.
So it seems obvious the Biden people did it, but in doing it, they not only caused this massive environmental catastrophe, but they also shafted their so-called NATO allies.
Why does no one seem to care about this?
Well, you know, Americans are well, people forget what happened.
Is Americans are the most propagandized people in the world.
Right.
Yes.
And they don't even know what's happening with the Nord Stream pipeline.
They think that propaganda happens to other people.
So this is 100% propaganda war.
And why doesn't Joe Biden want to investigate this?
Why doesn't Congress want to investigate this?
If they investigate it, they'll know it'll show that the United States didn't do it and Russia did it.
So why don't they want to investigate it?
Sweden, Denmark, and Norway already did their own investigation of this.
They won't release it.
Why won't they release this investigation?
Just like they don't want to investigate the cause of the coronavirus outbreak.
They don't want to know the answers.
They don't want to investigate them because they already know the answers.
You know, America has turned into A tiny cabal of people have control of our government and they're using it to do war for economic profit.
You know what used back the difference between our mafia state now back then, the mafia helped confet the Nazis back then.
Now arming Nazis.
you know, and isn't it just like America to ignore the Nazis that are suffering here at home trying to buy eggs while we fund Nazis in other countries?
It's unbelievable what's happening.
This is the this is really about World War III, and why aren't they investigating it?
No, they won't even ask them a question.
You know, Cy Hirsch's article came out detailing how they all blew up the Nord Stream pipeline, and the American press won't even ask the people he named in that article a question about it.
They won't ask Victoria Newland, they won't act Jess Sullivan, they won't ask Anthony Blinken.
In fact, those people won't even give a statement about it.
You know who will talk about it?
Kirby, the press secretary at the White House.
Because I'm sure the people who did the investigations have a pipeline right to Kirby, but not to Anthony Blinken, not to Sullivan, not Victoria Nealon.
By the way, these are the same people who lied us into the Iraq war, lied to us about Libya, lied to us about Syria, dropped so many bombs in Syria they ran out of bombs.
They're doing the same thing.
America is the world's terrorist.
We have 400 military bases surrounding China.
We provoke this by people don't know that the CIA got in bed with the right-wing Nazis in Ukraine to overthrow the democratically elected government of Ukraine in 2014.
We had a peace deal.
It was called the Minsk Accord.
And then they violated.
Who violated it?
Ukraine kept shelling the Donbass, which are the Russian speakers in the eastern part of Ukraine.
And that's why Putin had to be provoked to invade to protect those people.
Nobody will tell you that.
Everybody who talks about every other news station, by the way, you're the only one doing this.
And I applaud you for letting people come out and tell the truth about what's actually happening in Ukraine.
Other stations, when I watch, what they do is they start the history of Ukraine from Putin's invasion.
They never tell you that we overthrew their democratically elected government in 2014.
They never tell you that they didn't stop shelling the people in the Donbass.
They never abided by the Minster Cord.
They don't tell you that the former German prime minister said that the reason why they did the Minst Accords in the first place was so that Ukraine could build up their military to get ready for this war that they're provoking.
So the American people are waking up and there was a big, okay.
Anyway, I'll leave it there.
You sound like a Putin show, Jimmy Dore.
This is the most propagandized country in the world.
It makes me sad to agree with you, but I, but I do.
Jimmy Dore, thank you so much.
Oh my gosh.
Now, Jimmy Dore.
Okay, so that was, I think that was a good spot.
I got a lot of information on.
I had a thing.
He asked me about why is Germany going along with this?
And I had an answer at the ready, and I forgot it.
And it's because whether it's over a Bavarian pretzel, whether it's over a Chinese wonton, our friendship comes under the barrel of a gun.
Okay?
That's why.
And so Germany's going along with it because of the unbelievable pressure we've been putting on them.
But now their people are pushing back.
There's actually been anti-war rallies, tens of thousands of people showing up in Germany.
Didn't they all take down their other forms of power?
And like they got rid of their nuclear power.
They got, I can't remember the other thing it did.
It was like crazy.
And oh, they got on coal.
They went off nuclear and went back onto coal, which is like way dirtier.
Yeah, it was like their Green Party there.
That's one of their things.
You know, their Green Party is the ones really supporting I'll fight for Ukraine, that lady.
Their Green Party is a little bit of a warmonger.
Yeah, so it coincides.
It's like a greenwashed left party as well.
Yeah, they got the Green Party over there.
They got them.
But I wanted to show this article.
So Media had covered that me going on Tucker Carlson.
Notice how many times they say the word conspiracy.
Just notice.
If you say CIA one time, that's a conspiracy.
So I hate to agree with you, but I do.
Tucker Carlson co-signs Jimmy Doar's baseless claims that the United States arms Nazis in Ukraine.
Now, do I really have to show you all the evidence that there's they admit that there's Nazi battalions, the Azoff battalion.
They don't even hide it.
So just stop it with that.
Okay, so, but they're not going to.
So a baseless claim.
So here they are.
At least they show the video.
I appreciate them showing the whole video.
That's where I got my copy of it.
I got it from you.
Whoa, look at that.
Door was introduced to me.
That 2023 Range Rover.
It's fantastic.
It's really great.
Comedian and political commentator Jimmy Dorr went on a rant during an appearance on Fox claiming that the United States is protecting Nazis.
In quotes.
In quotes, as if they're not, as if they don't agree, exist.
Yeah, do Nazis exist in Ukraine during a conspiracy-laden tirade on Fox News is Carlson tonight.
Conspiracy-laden.
Okay.
Door was introduced to discuss the Nord Stream pipeline sabotage, a topic that host Tucker Carlson has repeatedly fixated on.
Get over it.
Get kids.
That's weird.
We're provoking World War III.
Why do you keep fixating on that?
Well, you want to see the Epstein list next?
That's so yesterday.
What do you want to know where the COVID virus came from?
Balloon.
So they're trying to shame Tucker Carlson for covering the Nord Stream pipeline.
Why even bring it up?
The thing that other newscasts won't cover, and if they do, they don't cover it accurately.
Tucker's actually covering it, giving it the proper amount of attention and covering it correctly.
And that's what they smear him for.
So Tucker Carlson has repeatedly fixated on in recent months while making unsubstantiated claims.
Notice they don't say incorrect claims.
Did watch, read?
They say unsubstantiated.
How are you supposed to substantiate what the CIA did in secret?
We all know what they did.
I mean, I guess you could substantiate it by, you know, the openly saying they're going to do it.
How about going?
Thank God.
That's great that that happened.
I wonder who did it.
Santa.
How about Joe Biden, the Secretary of State?
Everybody's saying they're going to do it.
And then they did it.
And then when they go, a reporter goes, but that's the thing that stuck out is the reporter goes, but like, how will you do that?
Yeah.
Disturbed.
Yes.
He goes, trust me.
Trust me.
We're going to get it done.
So they make him seem like he's crazy, even though Tucker Carlson is just repeating the words of Joe Biden and the Secretary of State.
So I'll keep reading.
He is making unsubstantiated claims that the United States was behind attacks on the pipeline and is now trying to cover it up.
Multiple U.S. officials with National Security Council spokesman, John.
You see what they're doing?
So nobody in the administration who got named in that Cy Hirsch article is being asked questions about the Cy Hirsch article with detailed how they blew up the Nord Stream pipeline.
And nobody's, the people he named aren't giving out even a statement or being asked.
I'm talking about Victoria Newland.
I'm talking about Jake Sullivan.
I'm talking about Secretary of State Anthony Blinken.
You know who was talking about it?
The spokesperson.
The spokesperson?
He'd got the info, but not the actual person.
So they're going, look, all these people have talked about it.
People like the spokesperson, John Kirby.
Hey, fuck off.
John Gotti says he's not in the mafia.
It is no mafia.
So here, we'll keep going.
Still, Carlson said to Door, it seems obvious the Biden people did it.
But in doing it, they not only caused this massive environmental catastrophe, but also shafted their so-called NATO allies.
He asked, why does no one seem to care about this?
They are starting to care about this.
I had a joke at the ready and I couldn't remember it, and I apologize.
It was that one I just told you.
So in response, Door said, well, people forget what happened.
Americans are the most propagandized people in the world.
And they don't even know what's happening in the Nord Stream 2 pipeline.
And they think the propaganda happens to other people.
So this is 100% propaganda war.
Why doesn't Joe Biden want to investigate this?
Why doesn't Congress want to investigate this?
If they investigate it, it'll show the United States didn't do it.
And Russia did it.
So don't they want to investigate it?
Sweden, Denmark, Norway already did their own investigation of this.
They won't release it.
He claimed.
But did they release it as the next paragraph?
Are you wrong?
That's when Doerr went on a tirade, tying this to the United States' support of Ukraine in its war against Russia and the coronavirus pandemic.
So the Nord Stream pipeline doesn't have any, according to Mediight, does it have anything to do with Russia or the Ukraine war?
Nothing.
On an environmental level, couldn't they cover it because it's a big disaster?
You would think.
You know, natural gas.
Are you supposed to get rid of your stove now or something?
According to them, the United States, I'm tying it like a crazy conspiracy theorist.
He didn't respond, by the way.
He claimed.
And then that's the part where if you're a journalist, we looked into his claim.
We looked into it.
It turned out they did release it.
He's an idiot.
Oh, well, thank you.
Thanks for the journalism.
That's right.
Just like they don't want to investigate the cause of the coronavirus outbreak.
I'm repeating Jeffrey Sachs's words, who's the head of the Lancet Group study group on the coronavirus.
He says that nobody wants to find out where it actually came from.
That's where that comes from.
Just like they don't want to, they don't want to investigate them because they already know the answers.
You know, America has turned into a mafia state, a tiny cabal of people that's control of our government, and they are using it to do war for economic profit.
This is all solid.
This isn't any, I don't think anything is controversial.
You made the mistake of putting what you actually said in here.
They're actually quoting me.
That's really something.
They're really testing the effectiveness of propaganda by doing that.
I think maybe the person who wrote this was told to go smear me, but the person who had to write it is actually sympathetic.
Who is this?
Chap GPT?
And so this is their way, like, okay, well, I'll just show everybody.
Maybe it's like, oh.
So I'll just show everything Jimmy Doar said.
Because it is like that.
Yeah, it's like they're making me look good.
It's like when those people on Twitter tweet out videos of me saying stuff they think will be embarrassing, but it's like, great.
And I retweet it.
The smarter ones know not to do that.
Yes, the dumber ones also.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say he's betraying.
So I think this guy, whoever wrote this, I'll look at it.
I'll find it in a second.
I think he's betraying the mediite because he's making me look good.
The difference between our mafia state now and back then, the mafia helped defeat the Nazis back then.
And now we're arming the Nazis, Door said while Carlson laughed, because it's funny.
Isn't it just like Americans to ignore the Nazis suffering here at home, trying to buy eggs while we fund Nazis in other countries?
It's unbelievable what's happening.
It made him laugh twice.
And he's a professional.
Door, this is really about World War III and why aren't they investigating it?
They won't even ask them the question.
Doer went on to claim that only White House officials are discussing the issue, but the U.S. State Department officials, such as Anthony Blinken and Victoria Nealon, won't.
Again, claim.
So you would then, we actually looked into Doar's claim and we found out it was true or it wasn't true or we couldn't find out.
I mean, it's a ridiculous conspiracy.
They just keep saying claim.
How about they just have an alternate, an alternate explanation of what it could be?
You mean Door didn't bring his charts and graphs to him for a three-minute guest appearance on the Tucker Carlson show?
Jimmy Doerr didn't show his work in a three-minute spot on the Tucker Carlson show.
What does the chart say?
Shit, you already know.
By the way, these are the same people who lied us into the Iraq war, lied us into about Libya, lied about Syria, dropped so many bombs in Syria, they ran out of bombs.
They're doing the same thing, he said.
Door's conspiracy-filled rant didn't end there.
Of course, they're not debunking any of them.
They'll just say Door claims, and we're not going to try and debunk it because we know it's true.
Is he saying that?
So they're pretty.
I know.
Are you pretending they didn't lie about Iraq or Libya or Syria or okay?
Or 20 years in Afghanistan?
Doers conspiracy-field two.
Do you see how many times they, this is all they have?
So this is, so they do this.
This is what the establishment does in lieu of disappearing people because that's harder.
So they just do this.
They try to do character assassination, and that's what Mediite's doing.
Doers conspiracy-filled rant didn't end there with him claiming, again, the case they claiming Russia was provoked into invading Ukraine because of violated peace treaties.
You know who else thinks that?
Noam Chomsky, Henry Kissinger, and anyone else who seriously looked at this and everyone else in the middle, from heads of state, from the secretaries of state, from the Bush administration, from Clinton.
They all, everybody's agreed that this, this isn't Jimmy Door claiming.
This is Jimmy Doerr repeating.
America is the world's terrorist.
400 military bases surrounding China, he ranted.
Again, they don't debunk any of this.
They just keep saying claims.
We provoke this.
People don't know that.
The CIA got in bed with the right-wing Nazis in Ukraine to overthrow the democratically elected government in 2014.
These are all facts that are in evidence already.
That's why they don't try to debunk it.
So that's why I think this guy actually is on my side because he just keeps.
Well, if you look, if you're going to be positive towards him, otherwise he's like that.
He would be stupid, like really stupid.
Stupid to print this if he wasn't on my side.
Let's say he's on your side and give him better death.
I am.
So Doerr then praised Carlson, claiming, by the way, you're the only one doing this, and I applaud you for letting people come on and speak the truth about what's actually happening in Ukraine.
Other stations, when I watch what they do, they start the history of Ukraine from Putin's invasion.
They never tell you that we overthrew the democratically elected government in 2014.
They never tell you that.
So this guy is doing my bidding.
And look at, he goes, when he says that you mentioned Minsk and then suddenly stopped and say, anyway, I'll leave it there.
Yeah.
That even sounds better than what happened.
Well, they were yelling in my ear to stop.
Oh.
So like the fourth time that they go, stop.
And I'm like, all right, I'll leave it there.
Like, I just kept going.
Because the time was up or because.
Yeah, the time is up for this segment.
I was a last guest.
So they had squeezed, you know.
Oh.
Carlson, Carlson, after three minutes of Door's rambling, said, you sound like a Putin shield, Jimmy Door, before laughing.
Carlson's past segments, alleging the United States played a role in the attack on the pipelines, receive significant coverage in Russian state media, but widespread condemnation elsewhere.
I mean, elsewhere where the military industrial complex owns the media.
And I didn't even see widespread condemnation.
They wouldn't even talk about it.
The one I sent you will probably get was, hey, don't be so hard on Cy Hirsch just because he's wrong about this.
This is the most propagandized country in the world.
It makes me sad to agree with you, but I do.
That guy's on your side.
This guy's on my side.
So what's the guy name who wrote this?
Juan Holmes.
Juan Holmes or Juan Holmes?
I think it's Juan.
Juan, nicely done.
Nicely done, Juan.
I got it.
Hey, that Jimmy Doerr is an asshole.
Now here's everything he said verbatim without anything to debunk it.
Isn't he a jerk?
Please print this, my boss at Medeite.
So thank you very much, Juan.
That was very well done.
I'll just call you Mr. Holmes.
How about that?
I don't have to butcher your first name.
So Sean Penn is at it again.
Look how he's dressed.
So Sean Penn, let's just play it.
Thing I'd like to say is, you know, having just returned from Ukraine about 10 days ago or so is that the impact of President Biden's trip was extraordinary.
I mean, that's extremely encouraging.
Yeah, it would have been nice if he actually visited some place in the United States that needed help.
Wouldn't that be something?
Wouldn't that be extremely encouraging?
So what they're showing here is video of his group called CORE.
So Sean Penn has a non-profit, and it's called CORE.
And that's called an NGO, a non-governmental organization.
It's like a charity.
But they get money from the government.
I'll guarantee you his charity, his core, this non-governmental organization, is getting funded somewhere through the government.
And so he gets all this money, and then they send him to places like Haiti, or they send him now to Ukraine.
And he's just there to do propaganda for the war.
And that's what he's doing.
So here he is.
I think that one of the things that's concerned me, and I think that there's no question but that they need more ammunition, more war.
That's because they're winning so much.
We need more war.
It's going so well.
What we need to do is prolong this war.
Everyone knows how it's going to end except Sean Penn.
Everyone knows how this war is going to end except Sean Penn.
And he wants to extend.
So what he's doing is repeating CIA talking points.
Look at the Jimmy, we got a special report coming in.
Sean Penn says the impact of Biden's trip is extraordinary.
Extraordinary.
Well, thanks for it.
Special.
What a special report.
Wow, it's extraordinary.
He's very special, all right.
Long-range precision weapons.
Wait, hang on.
They need more ammunition and what else?
They need more ammunition, more long-range precision weapons.
More long-range precision weapons.
He's advocating for specific artillery in a war instead of arguing for peace talks.
They need long-range.
You know, I wish they had long-range.
What is he?
What did he say?
Call it artillery.
But he used us precision.
They don't have that when they deliver the weapons.
When we try to send the weapons, we have no long-range precision.
Go somewhere else.
They go to Africa.
We don't know where they're going.
We need about 70% over what we were going to send them is what he's saying.
And yes, fighter jets.
Fighter jets.
And fighter jets.
So we should just give them a whole military to fight a war they provoked.
So he doesn't, again, so if the first time you've ever seen my show or they never tell you what's really going on in Ukraine.
Ukraine is an economic war by NATO that was provoked and started by NATO.
How did they do it?
They overthrew the government in Ukraine in 2014 and installed a puppet.
And then the Russian speakers in the east part of Ukraine didn't want to go along with that.
And then the Ukraine government started shelling those people.
They had a peace agreement called the Minsk Accords.
And the Ukraine government was supposed to stop shelling the Russian speakers in the eastern part of Ukraine.
They never did.
They killed 14 to 15,000 Russian-speaking Ukrainians in what's called the Donbass, the east part of Ukraine.
And that's what provoked Russia to one of the things that provoked Russia to invade to protect those people.
Also, so that Ukraine would become demilitarized, so they wouldn't become a threat to Russia.
Just like we don't want Russia or Mexico or Canada to be a military threat to us.
And if they got into an alliance with China or Russia, we would be upset about that, just like we did with the cruise, the Cuban Missile Crisis.
We all started World War III over that.
So they are doing the same thing right now with Ukraine.
And so NATO keeps threatening to put Ukraine into NATO, which is crazy.
And everybody from Noam Chomsky to Henry Kissinger and to secretaries of state and every administration has said that's crazy to put Ukraine into NATO.
So we're doing everything we can to start this war.
We got it.
And now we're doing everything we can to extend it.
Sean Penn knows none of that.
He knows none of that.
He thinks the war started when Putin invaded the Donbass.
That is not when the war started.
Go ahead.
I forgot what it is.
Okay, sorry.
So let's listen to more of this.
And the issue really is that, you know, right now they're dying.
Every day they're dying.
And so we got to keep this going.
You know, there was a peace agreement last March.
They had a peace agreement.
And then NATO, the United States, killed the peace agreement because they don't want to stop this war.
They want to bleed Russia.
And in order to do that, you got to slaughter a bunch of Ukrainians.
And they don't give a shit.
And Sean Penn is here making sure more Ukrainians get slaughtered.
And he's such a moron.
He thinks he's helping those people.
Oh, now I remember.
So we had the video of Zelensky himself saying they were never going to let him in, NATO.
So never mind, NATO.
They were just saying, just tell Russia.
Let's threaten it.
So we piss off.
But we're not even going to put you in NATO.
Yes.
So that's really like dirty on a lot of levels.
What we are waiting for seems to still be attached to this, I would argue, overcautious concern related to nuclear weapons, because for one thing, if we're going to.
So Sean Penn is telling you, don't worry about nuclear war.
If someone starts a nuclear war, don't worry about that because we have to, that's just part of the price you have to pay.
I'm not making this up.
That's what he's saying.
And I'm going to play it for, let's please play it.
Concern related to nuclear weapons, because For one thing, if we're going to live in a world where a bully with nuclear weapons runs the show, you know, there are.
Yeah, you know what country that is?
That would be the United States fuck face, not Russia.
The United States, we're occupying a third of Syria right next door.
You know why?
Because we're a nuclear power bully.
We did the same thing to Iraq.
We did the same thing to Libya.
We pal Hugo Chavez, and he still talks about how he's friends with him.
That's right.
He's friends with him.
We overthrew him.
I saw in Bill Maher talking about how Hugo Child, like, he still is like, yeah, well, Hugo is being threatened by.
What did you say?
He was being threatened by America.
So he doesn't know anything about anything.
And he's advocating for more murder, being a tool of the CIA and the military industrial complex.
He's not helping.
Sean is now a tool of evil and murder.
He's cautioning against caution.
Yes.
He doesn't want you to worry about we have to risk a nuclear war.
Believe me, Russia will use a nuke if they think they're losing.
The only thing we have to fear is fear of nuclear war.
Don't be afraid of nuclear war.
That's Sean Penn's message: we can't be afraid of nuclear war.
Of course, you should be afraid of nuclear war, and that should be paramount in every decision.
Of course, you should be afraid of nuclear war.
He's saying we can't worry that someone's going to start a nuclear war.
That's exactly what you should be worrying about, you fucking moron.
I mean, that freeze frame is not making him look small.
He looks like one of the guys from Deliverance in this video.
Looks like the one that Burt Reynolds shot with an arrow was a former intelligence officer I'd spoken to in Ukraine at one point.
He said, you know, he doesn't live in that, want to live in that world, and Ukraine won't.
And so I just think we have to make a clear decision to start World War III.
To start World War III.
He spoke to a former intelligence.
He talked to some rando fucking guy inside Ukraine with a bias and an agenda.
And now I'm here to tell you about it.
And Ukraine doesn't want to live that way.
Oh, I care.
Take all the money I have, please.
Big lives, saving infrastructure.
And what that means is supplying the Ukrainians.
They have no interest in having Americans or others in the fight.
They're ready to take the fight themselves.
And their ability to transition on these platforms, be it the F-16s or when it comes to the Patriot, is not...
I think it's there's a lot.
Sean Penn is going to be here to let you know how fast that the military in Ukraine without any training could learn how to use a sophisticated missile system that takes months and months to figure out.
And by the way, they don't have spare parts.
They don't have anything.
It's like, yeah, you ever saw Battlefield Earth when they all learn how to do fighter jets to fight the aliens in like a day?
It's like that.
In the air about how long it takes out maintenance.
So now, where's Code Pink to call him out?
That would be nice, right?
Aren't anti-war organizations supposed to mock him now and tell him why he's wrong and that he's an actual evil person?
Because he's doing evil.
Listen, if Ukraine doesn't win this war, I don't want to be alive.
I don't even want to live in the world if this conflict doesn't go all of that.
But there are a lot of many ways in which that can be sped up tremendously.
You could speed up any.
So I love what this guy says.
He says, liberals are mad at Woody Harrelson, but they applaud this piece of shit.
Wow.
That's the world we're living in.
They're pro-war.
Like, he's not embarrassed to do this.
This would be like saying we got to arm the Vietnamese.
We got to send more arms.
We got to send more missiles to Vietnam.
We got to send more long-range missiles.
We got to send fighter jets.
We got to send this stuff to Vietnam.
That's what that we got to send this to Iraq.
Let's send it to Libya.
Let's send this stuff to Afghanistan.
Don't worry.
They don't want us there supervising what they do with it.
That's right.
So if you said that about Vietnam, you've said that about Iraq, or you said that about Libya, or you said that about Afghanistan, or you said that about Syria, everybody would laugh you out of the room.
But you're allowed to say that about Ukraine now.
But an intelligence officer told him.
But some rando intelligence officer.
You know how the intelligence got us into Iraq, the thing you thought was crazy of us to do?
Yeah.
Well, I like what Spit and Venom says.
He says, when calling out corporate greed and corrupt politicians gets people labeled conspiracy theorists that they did to Woody Harrelson, that's how you know the state-sponsored propaganda machine is working.
Sean Penn loves war and vaccine mandates.
So he's portrayed as a purveyor of truth and decency because he's a good boy.
He's totally on board for the authoritarian COVID bullshit mandate stuff that has no scientific basis and is anti-worker.
And he's now pro-war.
But the shit libs are upset at Woody Harrelson for telling you the truth about COVID.
I like that Sean Penn always sounds like he's about to cry at any sentence.
His voice.
That gives a lot of gravitas to it.
If you want to know what's really happening, Sean, this is what's really happening in Ukraine.
The NATO summit in Madrid was a big love-in for the supporters of the military-industrial complex.
NATO is not a defense alliance.
It's a war machine.
Ask the people of Afghanistan, Iraq, or Libya.
NATO's real goal is the defense of a winning U.S. hegemony and a unipolar world system.
That's what NATO exists for.
Any discussion of that is silenced, chilled in this land of free speech.
The war in Ukraine, NATO is loving it.
Like the U.S., the Russian economy is dominated by monopoly capital.
Both countries are run by oligarchs.
Now we have a U.S.-NATO proxy war against Russia and Ukraine.
Two factions of capitalist imperialism waging war against each other with millions of workers caught in between.
A survey by the European Council on Foreign Relations showed that the vast majority of European citizens want peace rather than promoting a war that punishes Russia.
But NATO never wants peace.
What I want to know is, what does the EU really want?
So that's what NATO is.
And they're not a defensive organization.
They're committing terrorism for economic gain and U.S. hegemony all over the world.
And here, NATO has expanded.
So when Germany was allowed to reunite, the promise that the Americans gave to Russia was that we wouldn't expand NATO.
Well, this is a great illustration that shows you how much we actually have expanded NATO since 1990.
So over here, it gives you the year and it shows you how they've expanded, right?
So this is what NATO was then.
Let's start it again.
This is what NATO was then.
And now watch it start growing.
Oh.
you you So look at all the countries.
Turkey, Romania.
I don't even know.
So Hungary, Georgia, Poland.
Is that George?
What is this?
I can't even read it.
What's wrong with a force for good in the world expanding and expanding?
So right up on Russia's border.
And now here's Ukraine.
They want to put Ukraine into a military alignment with the United States.
Can you imagine if they wanted to put Mexico into a military alignment and have Russian military bases in Mexico?
We wouldn't put up with it.
But because that's a bad country.
We're the force of good in the world.
Didn't you know that?
Also, just one more thing.
CIA Director William Burns admitted in 2008 that the NATO expansion to Ukraine crosses Moscow's red lines and could split the country into two leading into two, leading to violence or even civil war, which would force Russia to decide whether to intervene.
Of course, we've all known this, but none of the news agencies, MSNBC, CNN, Fox, are not going to report this to you.
New York Times, The Washington Post, are not going to tell you what's going on.
This is what's going on.
NATO has provoked this through many different things that they did.
One of them was NATO expansion.
Another one was a coup in Ukraine.
And now Sean Penn is out there saying we need to slaughter more Ukrainians because that's all what he said is going to do.
And this is a great meme.
It says, if the guy on the right, meaning Putin, triggers you, but these criminals on the left don't, congratulations.
You've been successfully mind-controlled by the TV, media, and Hollywood.
Because these are all war criminals who wrecked our country for coup for corporations and murdered other people all around the world.
This guy dropped more bombs than that guy.
Look at these old pro wrestlers after the show.
He's hanging out.
It's all exactly what it is.
I like this.
At least Trump is no longer president.
I know, right?
I don't want to live in a world like that where he's.
That's right.
They don't care if we have a nuclear war as long as we don't have Trump as president.
Sean Penn told you not to worry about a nuclear war.
Don't be overcautious about it.
Don't be too cautious about it.
A thousand.
Sean Penn has lost his fucking mind.
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So Sarasmussen reports did a poll, and they asked this question: Is it okay to be white?
No, they said it's okay to be white.
Do you agree or disagree?
Thank you for the correction.
Oh, my God.
Why is he counterdicking it?
Is it okay to be wrong?
I'm not sure.
You know, it's okay.
It's okay to be white.
And 53% of blacks in their Rasmussen poll agreed.
First of all, kind of a freaking question is that is.
I mean, I'm sure, like, when 21% of them said not sure, I'm sure 21% are like just dicking around.
Like, they're like, well, disagree, I think, is people digging around a lot.
Like, I'm thinking specifically of Gerard right now.
This came out.
We had our old podcast.
Here we go.
Disagree.
He would just shout it.
This is the funniest thing you could say.
Yes.
Yes.
Something is stupid.
Most black people actually said, yes, it's okay to be white.
21% said, I don't know.
That's what I would have said.
I don't understand the question.
Yeah, probably because they didn't know what that question meant.
And then, and 27% said no.
So basically, a tiny minority of a minority.
And once you figure in for black people answering no just to be funny, which I respect.
It's a low number.
It's probably way less.
So also, look at that.
Black people can be racist too.
So black people can be racist too.
76% of black people agree with that.
Yeah.
27 degree.
It's the same goddamn people here, right?
These motherfuckers.
The ones that drove Scott Adams mad.
8%, not sure.
There you go.
That's right.
So why do I bring this up?
Because of Scott Adams.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
Treat this like a plate of fajitas because he's got a hot take coming through.
Careful.
It's hot.
It's coming in hot.
Here we go.
You got a hot Adams.
So if nearly half of all blacks are not okay with white people, according to this poll.
Not according to me.
According to this poll, that's a hate group.
That's a hate group.
And I don't want to have anything to do with them.
And I would say, you know, based on the current way things are.
But none of the stuff that Kurt and I just said entered into his head.
Like, first of all, what kind of a question is that?
Second of all, I bet you a lot of black people are just being dicks to say no, like for funny.
And then about the 21% who said, I don't know, because that's such a stupid question.
Like, none of those things quit.
He just went, boom, half of blacks hate whites.
That's not what that poll says at all.
It is according to you.
He goes, it's not according to me.
No, it is according to you.
Even if you said, okay, the poll asked that question, you got the numbers wrong because the majority said, oh, yes.
Yes, majority.
A small amount said no.
Yeah.
But you lumped in I don't know's with no.
That's exactly.
That's how he read COVID info.
I bet the same way.
I bet that's how they counted COVID deaths.
So he got COVID wrong and then he spent the rest of the time figuring, even though you got it right, you're still wrong.
That was his thing.
And now he's doing this.
Well, you won.
He said you won.
You won.
Yeah.
And he called you anti-vaxxers.
But I'll make these points up when we get to this black stuff.
Trust me.
So here, it gets so let's just start from the stop.
So if nearly half of all blacks are not okay with white people's poll.
Not according to me.
No.
Not what it says.
That's not what the poll says.
What?
That's a hate group.
And I don't want to.
By the way, not okay is a real loose thing.
So if they're not okay with white people, that's a hate group.
Is it just not okay?
I mean, let's say you're like, I don't know if I'm okay with them.
Like, that's not really.
And not only, but again, it was a stupid question.
Here, let's see if we can play this all the way through.
Nothing to do with them.
And I would say, you know, based on the current way things are going, the best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from black people.
Just get the fuck away.
Jeez.
Wherever you have to go, just get away.
Because there's no fixing this.
This can't be fixed.
What are you talking about?
What can't be fit?
What are you talking about?
It broke his heart.
That somebody did a stupid poll with a stupid question that's meaningless.
And then half the people probably responded.
They didn't even know what the question meant.
And then another half of the people probably were joking when they.
By the way, Scott, don't worry.
White people that can afford to do that do do that.
We don't need your advice to move away from black people.
Are you kidding?
It's not like a bunch of white, rich white people living around.
You should stay in the hood.
You know what?
He makes a good point.
I don't think I'm going to go move to a neighborhood with less black people and more rich white people.
Thanks for the tip, Scott.
Oh, my God.
So hey, God, it keeps going.
All right.
By the way, if he really feels this way, shouldn't you have expressed this through a razor-sharp Dilbert?
Sweeten the punch with a.
Doesn't everybody want to know what the creator of Dilbert feels about race relations?
Hey, what does the creator of Garfield think?
What?
What about.
Okay, here we go.
You just have to escape.
So that's what I did.
I went to a neighborhood where, you know, I have a very low black population.
Because unfortunately, he's saying he moved to a neighborhood with a very low black population, apparently because of this poll.
Did he just move today?
But he moved there 30 years ago.
So he's been living, according to my research, and correct me if I'm wrong, in the same place for 30 years.
So apparently he's felt this way for a while.
And now there's a Rasmussen poll to validate it.
Finally, thank God he can tell people why he moved the hell away from them.
Yeah, well, he didn't warn us 30 years ago when he moved from a white neighborhood to a whiter neighborhood.
After growing up in a white neighborhood.
After growing up in a white neighborhood and then living in a whiter neighborhood, he then moved to an even whiter neighborhood.
And you just do it if you have to.
Here we go.
Relation between the density.
And this is according to Don Lemon, by the way.
By the way, now he's quoting Don Lemon.
So you know, this is going to put a rift.
Really, this is tragic how this poll has put such a rift between Scott Adams and the one black people he knows.
Here we go.
So here I'm just quoting Don Lemon.
I'm just quoting Don Lemon.
As if that's what?
The main black.
Yeah.
Everyone knows he's the black spokesperson.
I hate, you know, I hate everything he says, but on this, we agree that you got to move away from black.
And when he notes that when he lived in a mostly black neighborhood, there were a bunch of problems that he didn't see in white neighborhoods.
So even Don Lemon sees a big difference in your own quality of living based on where he lives.
Check everything.
And that has nothing to do with economics.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Even Don Lemon said.
Even Don Lemon said so.
What?
Look at his face while he says it's just the most smug, like yes.
He's just like, this is just facts.
He noticed that.
I can't believe it.
So I think it makes no sense whatsoever as a white citizen of America to try to help black citizens anymore.
It doesn't make sense.
It's no longer a rational.
First of all, I wish he would go into detail about his many years dedicated to black people outreach.
Is he shutting down Dilbert kids?
It's like a charity that tells at-risk black youth to pull up their pants and pick up tracks.
I've picked up everything.
I said, pull your pants up.
I got the hell out of there.
Wow.
This is some stunning revelations from Scott Adams here.
One, he apparently used to really be into black people before this poll.
He was like the big hip-hop guy before this poll ruined black people for him.
And there's no fixing this.
You've heard the poll.
Yeah, his heart is like a big jug of love for black people that has been shattered.
You can't glue that jug back.
Boy, this is your loss, black people.
You know how that guy from Dilbert was always helping you.
Well, that party is over.
Oh, oh, what's that?
You've literally never heard of Dilbert or Scott Adams?
Huh?
Isn't that interesting seeing as he's been helping you?
Here you go.
Impulse.
And so I'm going to back off from being helpful to black America.
He's going to back off from being helpful to them because it doesn't seem like it pays off.
Like I've been doing it all my life.
And I've been the only outcome is I get called a racist.
Wait, how did he help him?
Did he help him by like calling the authorities to check when they'd walked down the street to make sure they weren't lost?
This is a low-density neighborhood.
Maybe he's in the wrong.
I'll just call the police.
Maybe that's how he helps black people.
There's a black people in my neighborhood.
Now I moved to a very low-density black people neighborhood.
Just checking, just checking.
Just checking to make sure this guy's okay.
Maybe he's lost.
I've always been helping.
Hey, Scott, not to rub it in, but you know who sticks by their friends way more when they get canceled?
Black people.
Here we go.
It makes no sense to help black Americans if you're white.
It's over.
Don't even think it's worth trying.
Totally not trying.
And there we go.
You didn't expect that today, did you?
But those who don't want to focus on education, you just need to get away from them.
Just get as much distance as you can.
That's my.
So I guess he meant that black people who aren't interested in education just get away.
But what about white people?
You like uneducated white people?
What are you talking about?
I mean, by the way, the ones that education are probably also not calling for your cancellation.
Yeah.
That's right.
It's that 27% that said it's not okay to be white.
That's who wants you.
Well, here, I guess, of course, you know what happened.
Everybody dropped his thing, right?
And then he writes out, Dilbert has been canceled from all newspapers, websites, calendars, and books because I gave some advice that everyone agreed with.
What the f?
Everyone agreed with what Scott said.
Everyone.
That's even more than the amount of black people who said it's not okay to be white.
Everyone.
And then he tweeted out, I've lost three careers to direct racism so far.
Crockerbank, Pacific Bell, and cartooning.
All three were perpetrated by white people for their own gain.
Maybe you should stay away from people.
Get away far away from people.
Maybe it's you, dude.
Go to a neighborhood with no people.
Maybe it's you.
Do you ever think of that?
No black person has ever discriminated against me.
That's partly why I identified as black for several years.
White people in the media are also the main source of worsening race relations, as opposed to the bang up job you're doing into bringing the races together.
I don't want to be racist against a guy who identifies as black right now, but you should take that brain picture down from your profile.
Yeah, I would take the brain picture down.
And then he said, you are mentioning the fourth career I lost to racism from white men.
The ratings were good.
I guess he had a show on friggin UPN.
Did you know that?
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
He said the ratings were good enough, but UPN decided to turn Monday into an all-black comedy lineup and Dilbert lost its time slot.
Wow.
You lost four careers.
That's two, three more careers than most people have.
And then black people, you know.
Wow.
So to get away from hateful black people, you had to move somewhere white and white people discriminated against you.
Kind of sounds like the problem is you, Scott, if I'm being honest.
What the F?
Everyone agreed with me.
Everybody agreed, and they still discriminated against you.
They're like, look, we agree with you, but get the hell out of here.
And he says his reputation is destroyed.
What reputation?
Your reputation as guy with the worst COVID takes?
Look at his food.
Why is it like he's like a book author?
Yes.
How I ruined my reputation.
Wow.
But look at this.
There's a little twist I'll put on it for you.
So this person says Adams was horrified that a poll of black people showed only half believe it's okay to be white.
Well, that's not what it showed.
He called this hate and recommended white people live far away from blacks.
Mainstream media verdict, Adams is racist, but not the 20 million black people who think it's not okay to be white.
So they're defending him.
And then Elon Musk, and then Elon Musk comes in and says the media is racist.
Well, that question was an insane question to ask in that rest of me.
Well, the rest, the poll was, but he's.
But the important part of the poll is...
But it seems like this person's agreeing what...
Is this a psyop or something?
Like, okay, the main part of the poll was, can black people be raped.
So the reason they're saying, is it okay to be white?
Is some campus horseshit of somebody put up a sign that said it's okay to be white, and that caused a controversy.
Those people don't know about that.
So there's no context given.
Right.
And it's like most hashtag things.
On the face of it, it's absurd.
So they put that up.
And I guarantee you most of the black people, and that 27% have no idea what the fuck that they're like, like, what?
Is it okay to be Asian?
Like, can you quit?
Yeah.
Can you quit being white?
Yeah, like, so that there's people who don't consider white a political designation, which is most of the country thinks it's a skin color.
Okay.
So Scott Adams should know all this, though, this backstory of that, which is weird.
You know, he's such an education guy.
Right.
So he should know the cutting edge of this stupid shit they say in academia.
But meanwhile, the thing should have encouraged him was, can black people be racist?
76% said yes, because the big lie that was going around from the anti-racist was, oh, only white people can be racist.
Oh, okay.
That's the new thing that you're supposed to think is it's actually impossible to be racist if you're not white.
Okay.
So I know where that comes from.
Yeah.
Because I saw a black guy, or I don't know who I saw.
That comes from racism?
No, I saw someone explain there's a difference between prejudice and racism.
I don't know if this is a problem.
Yeah, right.
They made up, it's not.
They made up a new definition.
It's not power plus whatever, privilege, whatever the hell.
That's nonsense.
It's a belief in your race is superior.
That's what it's always meant.
It comes from racialism.
That's a new academic thing to, I guess, like everything else, vaccine and that you have to have power to discriminate, right?
Okay, but racism's for free.
And I'm telling you, when we used to do race wars, this used to come up a lot.
Because 11 years ago, when this non-stance started trickling down to the dumb-dumb classes, nobody believed me.
The craziness is in it.
And now it's coming out.
But black people never got on board with that.
In fact, I remember Shara would yell, we had someone on saying this nonsense.
You know, don't tell me what I can be.
It was outrageous.
Because it is insulting.
You're even segregating racism?
A universal human thing?
You're segregating.
So that's dipshit academics did that.
And so most people didn't go to those classes and learn all that.
Scott should have, though.
So if he's reading that genuinely without being blinded by his literal racism, he should go, oh, black people are not on board.
Like when they try to get rid of the equal rights thing in the California election, and there's a mostly black and brown voting base.
They said, we don't want that.
Don't get rid of the equal rights thing.
So no, I don't think that they should cancel.
I don't know what, you know, they canceled him.
I get why.
More videos of him.
I get why.
I would love more videos.
But I would now actually like to see this, you know, him have to engage and defend that to someone who knows how to put him in the right kind of verbal headlock.
And I would think more conversations like this would be better.
First of all, just to just so you could explain to him, that's not what the poll actually says.
And that you should, if you're such a big brain person, you should have questions about that stupid poll.
Well, it's just very clear you don't know very many black people at all.
You're not really qualified to say anything.
People that don't have to live with other kinds of people have no clue what the fuck they're talking about.
And they're real confident and they just spout literally like an idiot that just spouts.
The black people I see on TV are all the black people.
Don Leonard.
I know.
Don't a TV man and he's the black people.
So he doesn't know any.
It's just, he's like really disingenuous is what's annoying about him ultimately, you know, besides his hilarious take of being a racist ex-black man in America.
So no, again, I don't, I'm not for the canceling of anybody on anything.
But I understand that he relies on other people to provide him a platform and that he had to know that when he said those things, it was going to make it untenable for them to keep him on their platform.
He thinks they're that correct.
He did.
Like Woody Harrelson mentioning the cartel thing on SNL.
He had that kind of righteousness while he said, White people, I'm just telling you, you got to get far away from black people.
As if that wasn't the history of white people for the last founding of the country, idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
If he wasn't so smug about it, it would be like, I mean, you have to, you have to know when you play those games that you're going to get canceled.
I mean, if you do, you just know it, right?
And he's like, I think he really, part of him thought because he was such a good boy with COVID.
Like, I know that I know MSNBC is not going to invite me on if I tell the truth about Nord Stream Pipeline, Russia Gate, Syria.
I know that's not going to happen.
For some freak reason, there's one host on Fox News that likes to tell the truth about those subjects, and I get invited on that show.
But I knew that when I tell those truth, I'm going to get smeared by CNN, which is what I did get.
I'm going to get smeared by the news week in Washington.
But I know this.
Yeah, right.
So I just, it's just like, you know, that when you, so I he does sound racist.
I mean, genuinely.
I'm not saying he doesn't.
I'm saying, but you know, when you say that, how do you not know there's going to be, I know when I give an anti-war pro-worker message that's against that critiques the Democratic Party, I'm going to get smeared pieces written about me.
Just, that's just how it goes.
So you know, if you say that, you're going to get canceled.
So it was like he wanted to get, he knew, how did he not?
But you're saying he's such a narcissist that he thought what I'm saying is so logically sound.
I got you.
Check and mate.
Check and mate.
You can't cancel me.
That's what he probably thought.
Everyone agrees with it.
Everyone agrees with it.
Everyone.
Everyone agrees with it.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
No, that's not the case.
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