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Dec. 30, 2022 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Doing stand-up comedy in March 5th in Tempe, Arizona, March 25th in Palm Springs.
April, we're going to Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Nashville, Tennessee.
Go to jimmydoor.com for a link for all the tickets.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy was president Joe Biden.
Oh, hello, Mr. President.
How you doing?
Jimmy, I'm doing just fantastic.
Thanks for asking.
My wife, Dr. Jill Stein, and I are enjoying a relaxing inter-holiday vacation to St. Croix.
Oh, the Virgin in the Virgin Islands.
Well, they're not dead anymore.
I can tell you that much.
Yeah, no, these islands have had sex before.
Yeah, I see.
I got you.
Jill and I have been coming here for years.
You can say it is our happy place.
Is that so?
Yes.
St. Croix in the U.S. Virgin Islands.
Originally settled by the Dutch in 1986 and named after pornographic actor Stephen St. Croix.
This little slice of paradise has charmed visitors and residents alike with its picturesque small towns, luxurious beaches, and warm hospitality.
Are you doing a commercial right now?
It could be.
The choice is yours.
You know, I know that presidents take vacations, but do you think it's really good optics to be lounging around in the Caribbean while so much is in disarray?
Jimmy, it's very important that the president occasionally totally checks the fuck out.
Just pulls a full-on see you wouldn't want to be.
Reminds American people that I'm not their dad.
And at the end of the day, their problems are their own to solve.
Reassuring.
I agree.
This nation was built on self-reliance.
Besides, I need some time to reset.
This is a family vacation.
And the entire Biden clan is here for a giant powwow.
About what?
About what I'm going to run in 2024.
It's a family decision and a momentous one.
You still haven't decided.
Well, Jimmy, my coy avoidance of this topic and my bewildering refusal to provide a firm answer to this question is no accident.
I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
I see.
So I thought the sweet island breezes of St. Croix would help me clear my head enough to understand what my family is telling me to do.
Are they leaning in any particular direction?
Yes, I fully intend on running for re-election 2024.
All right.
Thanks for asking answering.
But then I listen to Cheeseburger and Paradise for the thousandth time.
And I think to myself, God damn, how about I just say fuck it and stay down here?
I really dig these island vibes, Jim.
Yeah, changes in latitude, changes in attitudes, baby.
I understand it.
Sounds like you're not totally committed to running.
Yeah, no, I kind of am.
I mean, who else could beat Trump?
A lot of people at this point, probably.
Oh, is that a challenge?
Fuck it.
I'm running it.
Because of what I just said.
Good enough for me.
Honestly, the reason I'm dragging my heels is I'm dreading a call to Kamala Harris.
Obviously, there's no fucking way she's going to be on the ticket.
My only hope is I catch her when she's so high she won't be bothered.
Well, who would you choose to replace her?
Anyone, anything?
A goddamn colostomy bag would be an improvement.
I got you.
But for real, actually, I was thinking I might choose one of these island cats from Frontier.
From St. Croix?
Why the hell not?
It's U.S. territory.
These people are chill as hell.
Just laid back and relaxed.
Exactly the sort of energy I want backing me up.
There's this one guy, Tampico, who runs a fishing charter, takes his out for Marlins.
Just a fun guy.
Loves life.
Does that qualify him for the vice presidency, though?
Or perhaps the presidency itself?
Why, what have you heard?
Nothing.
I just look.
Look, Hopscotch.
You gotta trust me.
Whatever decision or decisions I make or don't make will be in the best interest of the American people.
And you have my word on that.
And be glad I'm down here so I can make these decisions with a clear head.
All right.
Okay.
Sitting on the beach drinking out of a coconut, just living that parrot head life.
Oh, so you are a big Jimmy Buffett fan, huh?
Not really.
I'm a parrot head for Herb Alpert and Tijuana Brass.
You can be a parrot head for bands other than Jimmy.
It's the parrot head way, and that's how Jimmy wants it.
Rules are for those uptight inland people.
All right.
All right.
I'm glad to see your dimensions taking out a charming island tone to it.
Yeah, me too.
Not remembering things is way better when you're somewhere where that's just okay.
Johnny Cool.
Please remember when the waves are crashing in.
It's okay.
Well, let us know when you've definitely decided about 2024, all right?
I will, but just you.
I don't want you to tell anybody.
Just keep it to yourself, okay?
Yeah, okay.
I want it to be a surprise for everyone else.
Yeah.
All right, I have to go.
I'm heading out to the go with Tampico.
Oh, really?
Yeah, see what he knows about foreign policy.
I think I may have a winner on my hands.
Winner-winner, chicken dinner.
Waves crash in.
Time is meaningless.
Death is life.
2024.
28-32.
Okay, Jimmy, I have to go right now.
Establishment media sets of artists fighting.
So good luck.
Watch and see at the jet dollar.
Comedium speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head-on.
It's the chimney tour show.
Special guest is with us.
He's a leftist social critic, journalist, commentator, Nick Cruz, who's also a host and co-founder of the Revolutionary Blackout Network.
Please welcome back to the show, Nick Cruz.
Hey, Nick, how are you, buddy?
What's popping, my friends, my family?
Good to be back, Jimmy.
Okay, great to see you.
Let's get right into it.
I don't know if you all saw this, but they've been dropping some more Twitter files.
And this time it was about how they suppressed COVID and how they smeared doctors and scientists for telling the truth.
So we'll just go over it briefly.
I tried to.
So they gave it to this guy.
The Twitter thread went to this guy, David Zweig.
I don't know.
I never heard of him before, but good for him.
He got a scoop.
The Twitter files, how Twitter rigged the COVID debate.
By censoring information that was true but inconvenient to the U.S. government policy.
And what do you think that U.S. government policy was the U.S. government policy?
You think it's because they're bought by big pharma?
Yes.
By discrediting doctors and other experts who disagreed.
That's exactly what they did to everybody who was on the Great Barrington Declaration.
We had two of those people on this show, Dr. Jay Bhattachara and Dr. Martin Kuldorf was on the show.
I think that's how you say their names.
By suppressing ordinary users, that would be me, including some sharing the CDC's own data.
So we'll keep going.
At the onset of the pandemic, according to meeting notes, the Trump administration was especially concerned about panic buying.
They came looking for help from tech companies to combat misinformation about runs on grocery stores.
So they didn't want that reported in social media that there were runs on grocery stores because they said it was misinformation.
The problem is there were runs on grocery stores.
That wasn't misinformation.
That's the so again, so the government wants social media to lie to you.
Social media does.
It wasn't just Twitter.
The meetings with the Trump White House were also attended by Google, Facebook, Microsoft, and others.
When the Biden administration took over from Trump, on their first meeting request with Twitter executives, it was on COVID.
The focus was on anti-vaxxer accounts, especially this guy, Alex Berenson, who, by the way, got banned from Twitter.
Then he sued him.
In the summer of 2021, President Biden said social media companies were killing people, okay, for allowing vaccine, quote, misinformation.
Now, the biggest purveyor of misinformation about that vaccine was President Biden himself.
We told you that.
We showed you that.
Berenson was suspended hours after Biden's comments and kicked off the platform for the following month.
But then Bereson sued Twitter and they settled with him.
Why?
Because he was right and he was going to win.
In the legal process, Twitter was compelled.
So during that trial, or before it didn't come to a trial, but the discovery part, Twitter was compelled to release certain internal communications which showed direct White House pressure on Twitter to take action against that guy, Alan Alex Berenson.
A December 2022 summary of meetings with the White House by Lauren Colbertson, Twitter's head of U.S. public policy, adds new evidence of the White House's pressure campaign and cements that it repeatedly attempted to directly influence the platform.
So this is your own government propagandizing you directly and clandestinely.
And everybody involved was lying as they did it.
And they were discrediting truth tellers.
Third, most important.
So they talk about the three things that were wrong with the way Twitter goes about determining whether a post should be taken down or not or if it's violating the rules.
The first is that they use bots to do it.
Hey, artificial intelligence trained bots.
That's their first problem.
Second problem is a bunch of people in the Philippines were doing it.
And third is the, and most importantly, the buck stopped with higher-level employees at Twitter who chose the inputs for the bots and for the decision trees and subjectively decided escalated cases and suspensions.
So what they're saying is that it was the people at the top of Twitter who decided all this stuff.
They're the ones who gave the data to the bots.
They're the ones who sent it to the people in Philippines.
They're the ones who decided what cases should be escalated and what should be suspended.
As it is with all people and institutions, there was individual and collective bias.
Every one of those people voted for Joe Biden who's working at that fucking place doing those censorships.
They're all of the same political stripe.
Here's a doctor, Dr. Martin Kuldorf.
We had him on the show.
So somebody was talking about child vaccination.
He says, no, thinking that everyone must be vaccinated is as scientifically flawed as thinking that nobody should.
COVID vaccines are important for older, high-risk people and their caretakers.
Those with prior natural infections do not need it, nor do children.
That got banned.
That guy got banned for that.
Jesus Christ.
Everything he said is accurate.
They banned him for that.
Why?
Because of corruption.
Big Pharma owns the government.
Big Pharma owns social media because they advertise on it.
And as soon as Pfizer took their money away from Twitter, next day you're allowed to say anything you want about the vaccines and COVID on Twitter.
Exhibit A, Dr. Martin Kuldorf, an epidemiologist at Harvard.
He tweeted views at odds with the U.S. public health authorities and the American left.
It's not the American left.
That's the Democratic Party, which is not the American left.
I hate when they do that shit.
The political affiliation of nearly the entire staff at Twitter was Democrat.
They're not lefties.
Lefties are for free speech.
Internal emails show an intent to action by a moderator saying Kuldorf's tweet violated the company's COVID-19 misinformation policy and claimed he shared false information.
But Kuldorf's statement was an expert opinion, one which also happened to be in line with vaccine policies in numerous other countries.
Yet it was deemed false information by Twitter moderators merely because it differed from CDC guidelines.
And I don't know if we've showed you who's running the CDC, but she's a used car salesman.
She's got less integrity than a used car salesman.
She's constantly lying.
Just like Fauci was constantly lying.
After Twitter took action, Kuldorf's tweet was slapped with a misleading label, and all replies and likes were shut off, throttling that tweet's ability to be seen and shared by many people, the ostensible core function of the platform.
So he tweets out a guy from Harvard.
I thought it was just Alex Jones we were worried about.
No, now it went from Alex Jones to presidents of the United States to now leading scientists and doctors from Harvard, the leading universities in our country.
Now they, now there's some ass swipe at fucking Twitter who's under the palm of the FBI or is the FBI.
They're going to tell you, they know more about it than doctors from Harvard.
And these are the people that Dr. Fauci and Dr. Collins wanted you to think were crazy.
These were fringe.
They called this guy fringe.
A tweet by, so here's another one.
So let me bring in, Nick, let me bring you in real quick here.
What do you make of all this?
What would you like to say about it?
This is extremely revealing.
And when I see this, it was extremely obvious to me and everyone who was on social media that this censorship on behalf of the government was going on.
And I'm disappointed.
And so many people, quote-unquote, progressives, quote-unquote, on the left, who were cheering this on.
I see the establishment who essentially adjusted to the new age of information.
When the internet first came out, when people were spreading the truth about the George W. Bush Jr. administration, they were caught off guard at first.
But now, after a few years, they know they can't allow truth tellers to tell the truth on social media platforms.
So they caught up by becoming just rank anti-free speech authoritarians.
And so many people, quote unquote, on the left, I don't consider them real leftists.
They not only went along with this, I saw them censor people who was clearly just sparking debate on this issue.
And that is what science is supposed to be about: debate.
But as you see now, there was massive censorship.
And this is extremely damaging to anyone who was involved.
This is the opposite of what social media's promise is supposed to be.
Social media's promise is that now everybody has a voice and everybody gets to share ideas and opinions.
And that immediately, no, we can't have the plebs.
We can't.
And that's why they got rid of the dislike button at YouTube.
They don't let you vote down Joe Biden's speeches anymore.
They don't let you vote down their bullshit about the vaccines from mainstream news media.
They don't let you vote it down anymore.
Now, the only people they give credit to are the people with the blue checks, except if you're a blue check doctor who speaks out against the COVID policies, and then all of a sudden they sneer you, you get censored, and they get banned by Dr. Maloney and the other people.
But sorry, go ahead, Jimmy.
No, that's right.
And we had Dr. Robert Malone on this show, and which is why I know everything about COVID.
And it's that people are just waking up to it now.
Oh, really?
The vaccine doesn't stop transmission and contraction.
No, I knew that a year and a half ago because Dr. Robert Malone explained to us what a leaky vaccine is, and that this one was super leaky, meaning that even if you get vaccinated, you can still transmit and you can still contract the virus.
And that's what I got in trouble for saying on my show was that very thing just now, which is an absolute fact.
And what YouTube said, I have to include the context when I say that.
They said, yes, that's true, but I have to include the context that the vaccine slows transmission and contraction.
So I've been saying that ever since they gave me a strike.
And so there it is.
So here's another one.
So this is another, this is a great example.
So this woman actually tweets out a link, a graphic to the CDC's own information because they were trying to, so somebody had said that children, the leading cause of death from children was COVID.
And so this woman says, her name was Kelly KGA, a self-proclaimed public health fact checker with 18,000 followers was flagged as misleading and replies and dislikes and likes were disabled.
And even though it displayed the CDC's own data, here's what she said: What an excellent example of cherry picking.
If you narrow it down to only the specific months you specify, which includes the largest COVID wave seen across the world, and you ignore all non-disease deaths and you ignore cancer, heart disease, SIDS, then COVID is the leading cause of death.
So she was, and she's linked to CDC.
They put a warning on it.
Twitter puts a warning on it saying that this is misleading.
That's what it says.
Internal records showed that a bot, a bot had flagged the tweet and that it received many tattles.
Frick, that's what they call them.
They call them tattles.
What the system immusing calls reports from users that triggers a manual review by a human who, despite the tweets showing actual CDC data, nevertheless labeled it misleading.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
And we're the crazies.
I'm the pig.
I'm the one still taking shit from every asshole in fucking Hollywood.
Me, still.
Not the people who were lying constantly, not the people who are authoritarian maniacs who want to take away your ability to speak freely on the internet.
No, they're angry at a comedian for telling the truth.
Everything we ever said about COVID and the vaccines on this show was true.
Tellingly, the tweet by Kelly was labeled misleading, was a reply to, so this is the tweet she was replying to was actual misinformation, not what she was saying.
So Twitter's now lying to you.
Again, I told you, the biggest purveyors of misinformation is the government and then the corporate media.
And this is corporate media lying to you.
And they're doing it under the guise of protecting you from misinformation.
And what they're really doing is propagandizing you and lying to you while they're.
That's what every dictator says, that they have to keep out misinformation from your enemies because they're trying to infect you and trying to divide us and trying to.
That's exactly what Twitter's doing.
So COVID has never been the leading cause of death from disease and children, yet that tweet remains on the platform and without a misleading label.
So here's the tweet she was responding to.
This guy says, since December of 2021, COVID has been the leading cause of death from disease and children.
Completely just a complete made-up thing.
That's still up.
And so why were you allowed to make certain, why were you allowed to tell certain lies, but you weren't allowed to sell certain truths?
Because Big Pharma's money, they bought Twitter and they also bought the government, which was giving directions to Twitter.
And they also had the people from the FBI working at Twitter and they all work for Big Pharma.
Do you see how this works?
And I have, again, again, every asshole in Hollywood who smeared me over this doesn't have the integrity to now tell the truth about it.
They don't have to go, hey, we were wrong.
Turns out the Twitter files revealed that Jimmy Doerr was right.
And all the people who were skeptics of Fauci and Collins and the official narrative, they were right.
The people who were skeptics, they were right.
They don't have the integrity to do that.
So that's, I've told you time and time again on the show: you never get in trouble for lying.
You only get in trouble for telling a truth that upsets the apple cart of the establishment.
That's the only time you get in trouble.
You can lie your head off.
And they do all day.
Look at this is proving it.
Here's another one.
This guy named Andrew Bostum.
He's a Rhode Island physician, was permanently suspended from Twitter after receiving multiple strikes for misinformation.
One of his strikes was for a tweet referring to the results from a peer-reviewed study on mRNA vaccines.
A review of the Twitter log files revealed that an internal audit conducted after Bostom's attorney contacted Twitter, found that only one of the violations were valid.
So they said he had five violations.
Turns out he only had one that were valid to their own rules.
The one Bostom tweet found to still be in violation cited data that was legitimate but inconvenient to the public health establishment's narrative about the risks of flu versus COVID in children.
So five out of five, the guy was right.
Five out of five, the guy was right.
I've experienced this, having a social media company take down five of your things and say they were incorrect, and I know that they were correct.
I've had that exact thing happen to me here at YouTube.
This is that this tweet was not only flagged by a bot, but his violation manually affirmed by a staff member is telling of both the algorithmic and human bias at play.
Botsum account was suspended for months and was finally restored on Christmas Day.
Twitter made a decision via the political leanings of senior staff and government pressure that the public health authorities' approach to the pandemic, prioritizing mitigation over concern, over other concerns, was the science.
That wasn't the science.
That's a political position.
Information that challenged that view, such as showing harms of vaccines or that, or that could be perceived as downplaying the risks of COVID, especially to children, was subject to moderation and even suppression, no matter whether such views were correct or adopted in other countries.
What might this pandemic and its aftermath have looked like if there had been a more open debate on Twitter and other social media platforms, not to mention the mainstream press about the origins of COVID, about lockdowns, about the true risks of COVID and kids, and much more.
Yes.
Or about the true, or how about the early treatments?
They never talked about early treatments.
They always, they suppressed them and lied about them.
And they never told you about vitamin D3.
How important was vitamin 3?
Their study, of course, they had to do the studies later.
There's not a lot of money in zinc.
There's not a lot of money in vitamin D3.
And those two other things I can't even tell you about.
They did lie about ivermectin at the top of their lungs for almost two straight years.
And now they're finally admitting that they lied about it.
So let me bring in again, Nick.
It's just overwhelming.
And then I stuck my chin out here at this.
I was encastigated by my closest work associates for doing so.
And people in comedy, people in Hollywood, people wagging their finger at me.
Oh, you're going to make people vaccine hesitant.
You mean by telling the truth?
So go ahead, Nick.
The whole point of science is debate.
I'm a very scientifically minded person.
The scientific method is when people provide information, you're supposed to prove it through debate.
They're supposed to challenge your idea, but that was not allowed during the COVID narrative.
And that's when it became shady because if you are now allowing debate, what are you hiding?
And when you see this Twitter file stuff coming out, it's very disappointing that there would be no COVID reckoning.
There are people who would be their entire career not only lying about COVID, but attacking you, attacking anyone who told the truth about this.
And they have made a career algorithm.
So they've gained a lot of followers from the liberal and big pharma crowd for doing this as well.
And I'm just mad, there's no reckoning to Twitter file, especially everything that's been released.
Like people should be in the streets.
There should be people calling for the abolishment of the CIA, the FBI.
Well, I've been doing, I said we should nationalize big pharma.
I remember I said on Twitter, when you have people who are vaccine injured, the big pharma should pay for that.
And I have the left who all of a sudden, the defenders of big pharma, who got upset with me saying the people who made $1,000 per second should compensate people when they injured them because they were forced to take the vaccine because of the mandates, which we spoke out against.
And just like you, we lost a lot of friends.
I was part of the Bernie Coalition.
I worked on this campaign and a lot of the liberal crowd was okay with me.
And then you come out against mandates.
I came on your show and I spoke up about why we got to pose mandates because that's the position of the working class.
And so many people lost their minds.
And it's disappointing to see so many people who consider themselves on the left become big pharma since where you can't even question their process like I was doing.
The idea, I've never seen anything like this in my lifetime, right?
So I've never seen anything like this where you weren't allowed to question.
You weren't allowed to ask a question of who, not the church, not some scientific organization.
You weren't allowed to question the government and big pharma.
Two of the most corrupt, evil institutions that we all agree is evil, corrupt, criminal.
There's no bigger criminals than big pharma.
And when they come together with government, somehow they make beautiful babies.
It's just like, no, they're extra double corrupt.
And this is what Twitter files reveals, is that you were being lied to at every turn.
And they were suppressing people who were telling you the truth about COVID, telling you the truth about the real risks of COVID, telling you the truth about the vaccines, telling you the truth about everything.
They were censoring them because it went against the official narrative, the official narrative that is bought, bought and paid for by Big Pharma's $100 billion, which is why Fauci was allowed to remain in that job for 40 fucking years because he does the bidding of Big Pharma.
If you look at that movie, if you've ever seen that movie, The Dallas Buyers Club, it was the same thing.
People were sick with AIDS and the government wouldn't give them the drugs that was necessary.
And so then they had this guy, Matthew McConnell, had to go do his own thing like the frontline doctors did during COVID.
He had to do his own thing.
And the bad guy in that movie is the same guy who's the bad guy today, Dr. Fauci.
People don't realize that Dr. Fauci was the bad guy in the Dallas Buyers Club movie.
He's the same guy now lying to you at every turn about medicines, about treatments, about the origin of the vaccines, about tests, about everything.
He's a pathological admitted liar.
I'm not saying he admitted he lied about masks.
He admitted he lied about herd immunity.
And we caught him lying to Congress twice about funding the gain of function research that most likely created this virus.
So, and the point you make, Nick, is so now this happened.
These Twitter reveals happened and nothing.
And because there's no leader on the left, Bernie Sanders isn't a leader.
Bernie Sanders is a cuck to the establishment.
There is no leader on the left.
Who is the leader on the left?
Who's going to actually say something?
The only people who actually have been saying things are people like you, me, Max Blumenthal, people at the Gray.
There's no one else saying anything.
The people with the biggest voices that are on the left were silent.
Look what Chomsky did.
Chomsky was the biggest monster of them all when it came to COVID.
And he still hasn't apologized for that.
But people still think I'm a worse person for calling him out than for him saying that unbelievably horrific, monstrous shit he said, and then for not apologizing for it after.
He's not even apologizing for it now.
But people still think what I did was worse by calling him all those names, which he deserved.
Because he's old.
Look at all the good work he's done.
I'm like, he was saying monstrous shit.
And I called him out.
And he doesn't have the character.
He doesn't.
Chomsky doesn't have the character to apologize for that shit he said.
He also shit on health care activists around forced to vote.
And he repeated corporate talking points.
So it would be nice to see Chomsky actually get a fucking good interview from the left.
He won't let me ask him questions.
But I would hope somebody.
Brianna Joy Gray usually is able to dismantle these people.
But anyway, I'm getting off topic.
There should be people in the streets over this.
You're right, Nick.
And the fact that this isn't just goes to show you that America is a failed state.
And it's going to keep going that way.
And I'm starting to take the position that George Carlin had shortly before his death.
Is that I'm just going to watch.
Right.
Because it's the people have control.
And the people who are supposed to stand up to these motherfuckers aren't going to do it.
They just won't do it.
Yeah.
To your point about the fact that we have no left leaders.
There was so many people upset at RBM because we've been making an argument that Bernie, AOC, and the squad are ineffective leftist leaders.
If you look at the people on the ground, when you look at people protesting line three, where you have people calling out the anti, there have been anti-war rallies, the Julian Assange movement, the March for Medicare fraud that we had.
There's a strong outside game there.
You have Rome that's forming its own mutual aid party.
There's organizations that's going on right now.
The problem is the inside game hates the outside game.
And then when Bernie Sanders is called out by anti-war protesters, he says we are paid off by Putin.
So it's like, not only do we not have leaders, we have misleaders, people who are meant to lead the left of the cliff.
We have people like Pramila Jaipal, who is meant to lose.
She is supposed to be a clown and she is supposed to be ineffective.
The squad, AOC and Bernie, they are supposed to emasculate and embarrass this movement.
And that is what they have done.
And our being, we had enough.
We had enough for this.
We are 100% post-duopoly.
We need to form a working class movement outside of these frauds.
And I don't know if you know this as well, Jimmy, but you know it's the same people who was the lockdown left and the NATO left.
It's like a complete circle.
They don't challenge establishments at all.
They repeat the exact same thing on COVID, on the Ukraine war, on China.
Everything they repeat to a T, to a T. And so there's no inside game on the left.
It's literally just RBN, it's you, and a handful of us, and there's activists on the streets.
And we are trying our best to keep our head above water.
So there is no leftist leaders in Congress, period.
They're anti-leaders.
The squad, they're not a squad because a squad usually votes together.
That's what that implies.
They don't ever do that.
They don't ever use their leverage to get anything that's a progressive goal or a value.
They don't do that.
Bernie Sanders is the exact same thing.
He's not a fighter for the progressives.
He's a fighter and a water muddier for the establishment.
That's what he does.
And he's also a war pig of the highest order.
And he did shame anti-war activists.
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and his record, and people are making a big deal out of it, right?
So you know he's a Republican representative, right, from – where is he from?
Can you find out where he is?
Did he graduate at the top of his class like Biden?
Well, that's what we're going to show.
We're going to show.
So he's been lying about everything.
Here, more false claims from George Santos about his work, education, and family history.
So here he was.
He went out with Tulsi.
It didn't go well for him.
You want to watch this?
He's from New York?
New York, right?
First man-elect.
Integrity means, yes, carrying yourself with honor, but it means telling the truth, being a person of integrity.
Of course.
If I were one of those in New York's third district right now, now that the election is over, and I'm finding out all of these lies that you've told, not just one little lie or one little embellishment.
These are blatant lies.
My question is, do you have no shame?
Do you have no shame in the people who are now?
How you're asking to trust you to go and be their voice for them?
It would have been better if he just said, I do not.
Next question.
Their families and their kids in Washington?
Tulsi, I can say the same thing about the Democrats and the party.
Look at Joe Biden.
Joe Biden's been lying to the American people for 40 years.
He's the president of the United States.
That's for me to say, not you.
That's right.
That's what we're going to say.
That's not what you say.
You don't get to say, hey, look, we're all liars.
Joe Biden's a liar.
That's not an actual defense.
So the answer's no?
Hey, there's other people just as shitty as me.
That's not a defense.
Oh, my God.
But that's all he has, I guess.
So he's going to use it.
Watch how he does keep calm and cool through this whole thing.
Watch this.
And Tulsi's beating the shit out of him.
How do they support him?
Do they have no shame?
Look, I've made this very clear.
This is not about the Democratic Party, though.
This is about your relationship, frankly, with the people who've entrusted you to go and fight for them.
And I think one of the questions that really probably hits home to a lot of people is, are you Jewish?
You've got a letter that your campaign sent out earlier this year.
He's been saying he's Jewish.
Which reads as follows.
As a proud American Jew, I've been to Israel numerous times for educational, business, and leisurely trips.
Well, Whoopi Goldberg can do it.
She's a Democrat.
He should have said that.
He should have said, well, Whoopi Goldberg can do it.
I can do it.
Just bring up precedence for all of this.
Here we go.
That you are, quote, a proud American Jew.
How do you explain that?
My heritage is Jewish.
I've always identified as Jewish.
I was raised a practicing Catholic.
I think I've gone through this.
Wait a minute.
That doesn't answer the question.
Wait, what?
He said.
He's trying to say.
He seems like he's just trying to.
Look at Tulsi's face.
He looks like he's just trying to say he is Jewish.
He's just like.
He's just doubling down on the lie.
It sounds like.
I identify as Jewish.
I identify as Jewish.
I'm a Catholic.
Practicing.
Practicing Catholic.
It's the opposite of a Jew.
Okay.
Not being raised a practicing Jew.
I've always joked with friends and circles.
Even in the campaign, I'd say, guys, I'm Jew-ish.
Remember, I was raised Catholic.
So, look, I understand everybody wants to nitpick at me.
I'm going to reassure this once and for all.
I'm not a facade.
I'm not a persona.
I have an extensive career that I worked really hard to achieve.
And I'm going to deliver from my experience because I remain committed in delivering results for the American people.
I campaigned on inflation.
I campaigned on crime.
campaigned on education i campaigned on delivering resolve for the american people that's what the people of the third congressional district heard me on and on as i campaigned now it's going to be up incumbent upon me to deliver on those results and i look forward to servicing and serving my people my district.
I look forward to serving my people in my district to make sure that they see that people are looking for.
The results that people are looking for are called into question when you tell blatant lies, not embellishments.
And this is, I think, one of the biggest concerns, Congressman Elect, is that you don't.
So he's trying to pass it off.
Sure, I embellish my resume.
Who does it?
That's what he's trying to say.
And she's like, this is not an embellishment.
These are blatant lies that you've been telling.
Wait till we're going to chronicle all his lies, but just keep it.
Okay.
I want to see if this guy doesn't crack.
He might have a future if he doesn't crack.
He hasn't.
Watch.
Here we go.
I think he does has a future.
Here we go.
You seem to be taking this seriously.
You've apologized.
You said you've made mistakes, but you've outright lied.
A lie is not an embellishment on a resume.
You said you worked at Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, but they've said we've got no record of this guy working for us.
You've said you've gone to and graduated from these universities, but they've said, well, we've got no record of that.
These are blatant lies.
And it calls into question how your constituents of the American people can believe anything that you may say when you are standing on the floor of the House of Representatives, supposedly fighting for them.
That's the real issue here.
He's taking it.
And I agree with what you're saying.
And as I said, I agree with what you're saying.
What?
Again, by the way, that's a good way out, Axle.
Not bad.
I agree with what you're saying, and I'm going to do better.
And I'm going to do better.
All right.
What the fuck?
What else?
What else you want me to say?
Okay, here we go.
And I continue.
We can debate my resume and how I get this.
We can debate my resume.
We can't.
It's not real.
Honestly, he's good, though.
I think this guy's going to go really far.
He is.
This guy's got a bright future.
He's a great straight-faced liar, and that's what he needs to be.
Yeah, he did the old, it's like if NATO was one man, like, but it's Russia, bad.
Here we go.
From such a school.
Is it debatable or is it just false?
Is it debatable or is it debatable?
No, no, it's not false at all.
It's debatable.
I can sit down and explain to you what you can do in private equity in capital intro via servicing limited partners and general partners.
And we can have this discussion that's going to go way above the American people's head.
But that's not what I campaigned on.
I campaigned on delivering results for the American people.
I could tell you how I'm not lying, but you're too dumb to understand it.
Oh, my God.
That's basically what he just said.
He's going to be the president of the United States.
This guy is going to go on straight to the top.
He's good.
He's good.
And he doesn't back down.
He's good.
Wow.
And people, by lowering inflation, I can sit down.
If you want to have that discussion, I'd be glad to, Tulsi, to explain that to you.
And make sure that we settled the score.
This is not about settling scores.
And I think you just kind of highlighted, I think, my concern and the concern that people at home have.
You're saying that this discussion will go way above the heads of the American people, basically insulting their intelligence.
So not only are you now backtracking lies that you've told, but you're saying that you can't explain it in a way that your constituents would actually be able to operate.
I can explain it in a way that I'm not saying that he's not.
Okay, see the wording in the thing.
He goes, he was offered an exciting opportunity with Golden Sachs.
Golden Sachs.
Golden Sachs.
Goldman Sachs.
That's very, that kind of language is like, because basically, was he like, yeah, I was going to invest with them.
Is that what the.
I think an opportunity could be anything.
Anything.
Yeah.
I could have gone to a Christmas party one time.
But Tulsi's really, it's almost unfair how, I mean, she's not being unfair, but it's a smile like, wow, you really are going all the way with this.
She can't.
She is hammering the shit out of him, man.
I don't even know if I would do it that hard.
Anyway.
Here we go.
If you give me the time, I can easily give the, if you give me the time, I can easily explain it for you as in when investors are looking for capital and I'm sitting there doing due diligence on the decision on the appetite and what they're looking for, right?
And we work alongside GPs and LPs to help them place this capital.
This is what I was doing.
And that's when I worked extensively with these firms and many other firms at my time as I was vice president of Linkbridge Investors.
So this isn't the made-up narrative, but I feel like nobody really wants to sit down and talk about it.
Everybody just wants to push me and call me a liar.
Look, I embellished Santos.
Congressman Alexantos, we've given you a lot of time.
I think the time that is owed is to the people of New York's third.
It's hard to imagine how they could possibly trust your explanations when you're not really even willing to admit the depth of your deception to them.
Thank you so much for being here and joining us.
Thank you, Tulsi.
He straight-faced it all the way to the end.
That guy's going to be president.
He should say he officially converted to Judaism.
Because if he does that, now you're attacking a Jewish people.
Now you're attacking a Jews.
Like on Seinfeld, the dentist switched for the jokes.
For the jokes.
So this guy says, George Santos pretended to be a gay, Afro-Latino, Ukrainian, Brazilian Catholic Jew whose mother died on 9-11, whose ancestors survived the Holocaust, whose employees died in the Pulse Club mass shooting and whose net worth rose by millions overnight.
Am I missing anything?
I believe his mother died twice.
Did he say all those things?
Yes.
His mother died.
So here's CNN had to break it down.
He's new claims that he was forced to leave New York City private school when his family's real estate assets took a downturn and stating he represented Goldman Sachs at a top financial conference where he berated the company for investing in renewables.
So this is all bullshit.
CNN also reviewed more instances of Santos providing additional false history on his family's background.
In one interview, he said his mother's family historical Jewish name was Zabrovsky and later appeared to operate a GoFundMe campaign for a pet charity, which he falsely claimed was a 501c3 nonprofit under that alias.
Oh my God.
Genealogists CNN previously spoke with found no evidence of Jewish or Ukrainian heritage in his family tree.
In another, he said his mother, whose family has lived in Brazil since the late 1800s, was a white immigrant from Belgium.
Okay.
So he lied about both of his grandparents.
Since reports first surfaced about his false claims, Santos has made efforts to downplay.
He calls them embellishments.
But the previously unreported claims from Santos illustrate a pattern of fabricating details about his life, often in service of presenting a more compelling and interesting personal narrative.
Well, Jimmy, the man is a veteran.
A Jewish veteran.
A Catholic Jewish veteran.
He's a practicing Catholic.
He's a practicing Catholic Jewish veteran whose parents are white from Belgium.
Anyway, in interviews over the past few days, Santos admitted to lying about parts of his resume, including graduating from college.
But he told the New York Post that he the misrepresentation of his work history at Goldman Sachs and Citigroup was a poor choice of words.
Should have gone with clubs and colleges.
There is no record he worked at the top financial institutions in the country, as he had previously claimed.
Other Santos falsehoods exposed recently include he falsely claimed to be Jewish and that his grandparents survived the Holocaust and fled Europe to escape persecution.
He falsely claimed to have attended Horace Mann prep school in the Bronx.
He falsely claimed to have worked at Goldman Sachs and Citigroup.
He falsely claimed his maternal grandparents changed their last name from the Jewish Zabromski.
He falsely claimed that his mother fled socialism in Europe and moved to the United States.
His mother was born in the United States.
He falsely claimed his mother was in the South Tower on September 11, 2001, but survived the terrorist attacks and passed away a few years later when she lost her barrier of cancer.
His mother appears to have died more than 15 years later in 2016.
He never graduated from college despite saying he had a diploma from Baruch College in New York.
Baruch is all his name.
The Jewish college?
George Santos lied about everything, so Democrats are demanding he step aside.
You can't do that.
Democrats are demanding a politician.
First of all, Democrats are demanding he step aside because he lied.
You got to be shitting me because that's what this guy's pointing out.
Hey, I'll rake him over the coals for lying about all that stuff, too.
But the last person to do that should be a Democrat.
And this is what Professor Zankis is going to point out.
And he did a whole Twitter thing, a thread about all the lies that Joe Biden lied about.
Let me just go to the good part.
So here it is.
Explaining to do.
The new question stemmed from tape remarks of Biden during an April campaign appearance in New Hampshire.
I went to law school on a full academic scholarship, the only one in my class to have a full academic scholarship, went back to law school, and in fact, ended up in the top half of my class.
I was the outstanding student in the political science department at the end of my year.
I graduated with three degrees from undergraduate school and 165 credits, only at 123 credits.
Biden now concedes he did not graduate in the top half of his law school class, that he does not have three degrees from college, and that he was not named outstanding political science student in college.
Newsweek says Biden actually went to school on a half scholarship, ended up near the bottom of his class, and won only one degree, not three.
Joe Biden ranked 76th in a class of 85 at the University of Syracuse Law School.
I mean, this guy comes off this whole thing as a flyweight.
Now, Biden says Newsweek is right.
His memory had failed him.
What do they call that when you lies here?
You stolen chutzpah.
Stolen.
It's like stolen validity.
So it goes on.
You know, we could go on and on with Joe.
So the point that he was making, Professor Zinkis, that the Democrats are the last people to tell a Republican to resign for lying is true.
Presidential candidate Joseph Biden today faces a controversy.
Three weeks ago, at a debate at the Iowa State Fair, he used phrases identical to those delivered by British Labor Party leader Neil Kinnock.
Biden seemed to be claiming Kinnock's vision and white as his own.
Why is it that my wife is sitting out there in the audience is the first in her family to ever go to college?
Wade Kennedy is the first woman in her family in a thousand generations to be able to get the universe.
My ancestors who worked in the coal mines in Northeast Pennsylvania and would come up after 12 hours and play football eight hours underground and then come up and pay football.
It's because they didn't have a platform upon which to stand.
There was no platform upon which they could stand.
The notion that every thought or notion or idea you'd have to go back and find and attribute to someone, I think is quite frankly ludicrous.
The problem here is that Senator Biden told his audience he'd just been thinking about these things and he failed to give any credit at all to his famous British speechwriter.
You know, I was thinking on the way over here.
Now that's a little too much because if you point out, what's behind the words?
What's there?
And a lot of people are rap on Biden has always been.
It's just a surface.
I should have said, to paraphrase Neil Kinnock, it's the only time I didn't in all the times I've ever used it.
But CBS News found a tape of a second instance.
He reappeared in the New York Times with a new charge that Biden had appropriated a famous litany from the late Robert Kennedy about what the gross national product cannot measure.
We cannot measure the health of our children.
The health of our children.
The quality of our education.
The quality of their education.
The joy of their play.
Or the joy of their play.
Biden gave Kennedy no credit.
He has also quoted or paraphrased John Kennedy, Hubert Humphrey, and British Labor Party leader Neil Kinnock, all without credit.
Joseph Biden admitted today that he committed plagiarism when he was in law school.
He said it was a mistake, but that it was unintentional.
He quoted five pages of someone else's work without proper citation.
I've done some dumb things.
Now do dumb things again.
He was given an F. Ladies and gentlemen, I've been dumb.
To the political community in Washington, it all seems of a piece.
Plagiarism at law school, plagiarism on the stump.
The great communicator.
Strike that.
The great imitator.
You don't steal verbatim, or when you do, as he did 99% of the time, you give credit.
Biden's critics say he sells himself as a man whose words and visions can inspire a new generation in politics.
But if the thoughts, phrases, and visions really belong to others, it's a form of false advertising.
Is it a wise idea, though, to take something that personal anyway from another politician and try and appropriate it to your own campaign?
I think it was a stupid thing to appropriate material that was really very personal that was someone else's.
Most people didn't know who he was.
You know, Joe Biden Biden.
And now they're going to say, oh, yeah, he's the guy who plagiarized.
Politically, that's devastating.
These clips are devastating.
He looks like a Joe Biden wind-up doll with somebody else's words coming out.
If they're going to do things that are stupid as well as immoral, then they're probably too dumb to have the job of president.
Well, they sound like idiots now.
Those guys are idiots.
Joe Biden proved you wrong.
You can lie at the top of your lungs and become president, no problem.
It hasn't stopped, by the way.
Since he's been president, they just stopped counting the president's lies at the Washington Post.
Remember, they started that thing, the president's lies tracker?
Well, they stopped it with Biden.
They just did it for Trump.
And so here, Biden falsely claims January 6th writers killed two police officers in a speech at his ultimate martyr.
Imagine what you'd be thinking today if you had heard this morning before you got here that a group of a thousand people broke down the doors of the Parliament of Great Britain, killed two police officers, smashed and ransacked the office.
What would you think?
And then down here, it says Biden claimed in a speech in Wisconsin in March that writers killed five police officers.
Well, can't they stop them?
They're still doing.
So, by the way, none of them were killed.
No police officers were killed during the riot.
A couple of police officers committed suicide after the riot.
That's not the same thing.
A couple of fat middle-aged Republicans died of fat guy problems.
I think they might have had heart attacks afterwards.
Seniors are getting the biggest increase in their social security checks in 10 years through President Biden's leadership.
Oh, wait a minute.
They fact-checked it on Twitter.
Twitter had to fact-check the White House, and then they took down the tweet.
That's how much the White House is lying.
But we all expect it.
That's the whole thing.
It's like, does anyone think that a politician should have to resign for life?
They all lie.
Elizabeth Warren said she wasn't Cherokee.
Elizabeth Warren said she was a cookbook.
Yes, said she was a Native American.
She wrote a cookbook of her Native American casseroles and such.
Remember this?
Biden's final pitch to Georgia.
Vote blue and two grand checks will go out the door immediately.
Those 2,000 checks will go out the door, and that's not an exaggeration.
That's literally true.
No, I'm serious.
Come on.
No, I'm serious.
No joke.
I'm serious.
No joke.
For years, Joe Biden has been recounting a story of American heroism and heartbreak on the front lines, recently telling a crowd in New Hampshire how he traveled to Afghanistan to pin a silver star on a young Navy captain.
One of his buddies got shot, fell down a ravine about 60 feet.
This guy climbed down a ravine, carried this guy up on his back under fire.
And the general wanted me to pin the silver star on him.
And then a moving moment as Biden approached with the medal.
It's a God's truth.
My word is a Biden.
Still in the tension.
I went to Penn and I said, sir, I don't want the damn thing.
Do not turn it on me, sir.
Please, sir, do not do that.
He died.
He died.
But the Washington Post dug into the story and determined Biden got the time period, the location, the heroic act, the type of medal, the military branch, and the rank of the recipient wrong, as well as his own role in the ceremony.
For years, Joe Biden on my name is a Biden.
My name is a Biden.
By the blood of my surviving son.
My word isn't Biden.
And then, of course, most recently, Joe Biden says after he was elected vice president, he awarded his uncle Frank with a purple heart.
He earned at the Battle of the Bulge.
There's no evidence any of that is true.
And Biden's uncle died in 1999.
I believe he told the same exact story as the one we just talked to about that.
Please don't.
Sir, you did.
He likes that.
He likes that story.
Anyway, so Tulsi was wicked.
That guy is going to be president because he really could lie.
Well, great.
It's amazing how he lies.
I mean, that's Joe Santos.
Like lying about a fake medal is one thing.
He lied about being Jewish.
That's like, I don't know.
That's on the air to me.
I know.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy, it's me.
It's Vince Vaughn.
Ah, Double V. How are you doing?
Jimmy, I'm scared.
Why?
What's wrong, Vince?
Where are you?
I don't know.
I'm not completely sure at the moment.
I'm a little turned around right now, to be completely honest with you.
Turned around.
What do you mean?
I think I'm in Knoxville, Tennessee.
But like I said, I can't be completely sure about that.
I'll have to find a road sign or something.
Vince, did you try to travel this week?
Uh-huh.
On Southwest Airlines?
Jimmy, please don't say that out loud.
Okay.
Vince, where were you trying to go?
Okay, on Saturday, I was trying to fly from Burbank to Palm Springs.
That's all I wanted to do to me.
I swear to God, that's all.
I wasn't trying to pull anything funny, I promise.
Vince.
What you are experiencing now is called traveler's guilt.
You have to fight it.
It was inexcusable hubris on my part to think I can go to another place.
I suppose on some level I deserve to suffer humiliation.
No, you don't, Vince.
Just calm down and tell me what happened.
Okay, well, like I said, I was trying to fly out of Burbank to Palm Springs to spend Christmas there like I do every year, but for some reason we got rerouted.
What was the weather bad?
Well, not in Southern California.
Of course not.
There was a blizzard in Denver.
So where did you get rerouted to?
Denver.
What?
I know that sounds crazy, but they were able to explain it in a way that made sense at the time.
It's sort of like we have to go towards the bad weather in order to confront it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay.
Anyway, whatever the reason was, I end up in Denver with no luggage.
And then I'm stuck there.
I can't get out.
Palm Springs, LEX, Burbank, nothing.
Finally, I get put on a flight to Phoenix, which is like, okay, fuck it.
At least I could drive from there.
But the flight goes from Denver to Chicago to Atlanta to Phoenix.
But that's my only way out, so I take it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Right, right.
I mean, who wouldn't?
At this point, I just want to get home.
But the first leg of the flight, the first flight, Jimmy, we get rerouted because the weather and O'Hare is too bad to land.
So we end up in St. Louis and I'm stuck there just like in Denver again.
No way out.
This is day three now.
No sleep, no shower, no food.
No food?
Well, I mean, there was food around, but I just didn't have any.
Okay, that part's probably on me, actually.
Okay.
So then I'm stuck at Lambert International for a day until I finally decide to rent a car and just start driving back to L.A. But Jimmy, there were none left.
Not a single rental car.
I was stuck.
Oh, no.
So, yes.
So then I figured I had only one option left, and that was to get hired as an employee of Southwest Airlines.
What?
Jimmy was the only way it was my best shot at actually getting on a Southwest flight going literally anywhere.
So I applied online, and then in my first of three interviews in the Southwest Terminal, after not a star bar.
I wasn't working my best, obviously, but I think it went pretty well.
Eventually, I got hired, but training started at the Atlanta airport the next day, and I had no way to get there.
This is insane.
I know, especially since Southwest didn't have any flights going there for me to start my Southwest training.
So I had to book an American Airlines flight on my own to Atlanta to start my training.
So then I could fly back to LA as an employee.
Vince, what?
Airtight plan, right?
So I get on the American flight, but they have to make an emergency landing in Nashville because of a maintenance issue.
And there are no flights taken out of Nashville either, but they did have cars, so I rented one.
I started driving to Atlanta.
Oh, my God.
After about three hours, I had to pull over on the side of the road and get some shut-eye.
And I get woken up by an alert on my phone.
And Southwest Airlines texted me that due to recent problems they've had as a company, they had to issue a round of layoffs.
And new hires were the first to get asked.
So you're driving to Atlanta for nothing.
Yeah, apparently.
Their barbecue is not worth the drive.
I can tell you that much, my friend.
And then, what did you do?
I called you.
Me?
Why me?
Well, it was time for the live stream.
Okay, Vince, look, you just need to get a hotel and just rest for a few days and wait for this to blow over.
But there are mountain people around.
I don't like the looks of them.
Be brave, Vince.
I'm sorry.
We got to get onto our first stories today.
I'm scared.
Bye, Vince.
We'll check in with you later.
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