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Nov. 25, 2022 - Jimmy Dore Show
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We'll see you November 26th.
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The Kids in the Hall, which is a very popular sketch group from the 90s.
are making a make a comeback.
I think Amazon or Apple or somebody did another, they did another round of sketch comedy, right, Kurt?
Yeah, I haven't watched it yet.
I haven't watched any of it.
I haven't heard anything.
Nothing about it.
I haven't heard look kind of fun.
Nobody has passed me one of their videos.
People used to talk about kids in the hall all the time when they were first on all the time.
Because they're great.
And so here's one of the, so I don't know what they're doing now.
They have a show again.
Maybe.
I'm going to watch it and see how it is.
Could you Google what the kids in the hall is their show still on?
It's on Amazon.
It's still on?
I thought.
Or Hulu?
Yeah.
Hulu or Amazon.
So I think it's Amazon.
So here's an old sketch I picked up.
They wrote this like 30 years ago.
So look how good this sketch stands up.
It's like they wrote it today.
Watch this.
Everyone?
Today we're going to be tackling what is one of the most fundamental, yet one of the most demanding drawing exercises that any aspiring artist may undertake.
We're going to be sketching the female nude today, but I'm going to ask you not to focus on portraiture so much at this point.
Just focus on lines and shadow and form, okay?
Sylvia, if you'll please.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yes.
Excuse me, Mr. Dwyer.
But I took this class to learn how to sketch.
Not to oggle some poor female nude.
Well, this isn't about oggling.
No, no.
We're just going to observe line and shadow.
And we're going to use economic repression to once again exploit a woman's body.
I don't think that's what we're doing here.
No?
Excuse me.
Sister, are you being paid?
Yes.
I rest my case.
Of course she's being paid.
She's a professional artist model.
I see no reason why we shouldn't use her.
Use her.
Use her.
You know, I wish you could hear yourself, sir.
Remember, language is a virus.
Well, I didn't mean to infect anyone.
That's no excuse.
Sexism in any context is never appropriate.
But what about our charcoal technique?
Don't change the subject here, sir.
This class is a travesty.
That poor woman child is just another victim of the patriarchy.
She is?
I am.
Hate crime, hate crime.
Not only that, it is also a racist construct.
This woman represents the same white image of beauty that has oppressed women for centuries.
Hate crime, hate crime.
The nude models of color.
The people of girth.
The handy capable.
The elderly.
The queer.
Sir, it's just naked, fat, black, crippled dykes are hard to find.
I'm sorry I said that.
I apologize.
You white male.
Stop trying to co-op my black anger.
I'm just trying to understand your black anger.
Show it to me again.
Shut up.
Thank you.
I understand now.
Sir, you leave me only one alternative.
I must walk out and call for a boycott of your class.
Anybody who stays is obviously a racist.
Shut up.
Well, you know, these issues are certainly valid, and we're going to have a discussion.
Bye.
Well, okay.
I assume we have serious artists left.
Sylvia, if you please.
Come on, take it off, baby.
Come on.
No, no.
Everyone out.
Come on out.
Come on, move it.
Move it out.
I'm disgusted.
I'm terribly.
I'm so sorry.
I'm Sylvia.
I'm just...
Ah.
*laughs*
They could have written that five days from now.
Well, I'll tell you what I realized when I watch it again.
This predates that because that kind of feminist has been kicked out by the trans thing.
So the woman exploitation thing is no longer a thing.
It's pro-exploitation, you know?
Oh.
Well, I know my gay friends tell me that to be a straight gay guy now is like basically just being a I mean to be a to be a gay guy a cis a cis gay guy cisgendered gay guy yeah they he said it's like you're not even part of the lgbtq community anymore you can be like you're part you're almost the enemy because you're cis yeah you can be uh as queer and straight like like heterosexual and queer that's the thing you can be you can be straight and queer yeah well the woman called straight is called heterosexual yeah i just i'll find you the magazine
all about it.
This couple that's a queer couple, it's a man and a woman.
Okay.
That's how much it's like a phony, commodified identity and the magazines are selling it.
All the men are wearing skirts now.
It's like Brad Pitt has a skirt.
There's some kind of sales thing going on here.
I thought he did that because he's selling, doesn't he have like a perfume or something?
Why did he do that?
I'm sure it's to sell something.
I watched his articles about all men are wearing pearls now and I looked it up and I saw like 20 outlets with the same so it's got to be some pearl company or something pays for the PR to do that.
You know what I thought?
It's just like the reason why Brad Pitt was wearing that skirt.
I thought it was because I thought it was one of his children.
He wanted to show that he was also open to like just I think he's selling skirts.
You can wear what you'd like to wear.
I think he's selling skirts.
Okay.
I could be wrong about this.
I don't believe that Hillary and Condoleezza care about freedom either so I'm a cynic.
Anyway, again, I'm very pro the whole thing.
The whole LGBTQ.
Very pro.
It's like...
The A's.
The A's I'm not...
I don't even know all the letters to...
They're adding E now for eunuch.
Nuh-uh.
You think I'm kidding?
I thought asexual would...
Wouldn't that cover that?
You would think.
Who the heck is like a eunuch?
Be guard a harem?
Like...
I don't know.
But that's a thing.
That's a real thing.
Look it up.
You think I'm kidding?
No, I believe you.
Establishment media sucks.
All gaslighting, so good luck.
Bullshit we can't afford.
He's fomenting this.
Oh-oh-oh-oh.
Watch and see as he's jacked off.
The median speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head on.
It's the Jimmy Tore Show.
First up, Jon Stewart.
The reason why I have Anya on is because I wanted a lady's perspective.
I want to get out...
Because a couple of lady war criminals were on the Jon Stewart Show.
Women can do it just as well as men.
Sometimes better.
Sometimes better.
David Feldman used to have a great joke and I'm going to butcher it, but it was about...
I can't...
I just want a woman to be president because when women are leaders, they don't start wars.
And then he would just start except for...
And then every woman who was a leader of a country started a war.
It was hilarious.
So Jon Stewart had on the two war criminals, Condi and Hillary.
And well, let's start off with this so it and i'm just gonna tell you, it's a lot harder to watch than you think.
I'm not kidding.
I can't watch it.
There's like 40-some minutes of it.
I've literally only watched about three or four minutes of it.
Just the clips that people put together for the show.
I had to stop it every few seconds just to put a line on that.
I mean, I mean, honest to God, this is John.
No, and let me just say this about Jon Stewart.
Jon Stewart is, I am not in his league when it comes to Brown groundbreaking.
He did a whole different kind of comedy he introduced people to, and nobody did it better than him.
And he won a million Emmys, and he should.
But there's something that happens when you are at the top of society for 30 years, and you're a millionaire for 30 years.
I mean, Chris Hayes has written about it, about In the Twilight of the Elite, about just being in the room with those people.
It just changes you.
Barack Obama talked about just being in the room with those people, how it changes you.
And so, when he's been in the room for 30 years with those people in this interview, here change you if you want to stay in the room with those people.
That's right.
And why the fuck would he want to interview these people in the first place unless you want to really stick it to them?
Why would you want to interview them?
Anyway, this is so unbelievable.
I got to warn you, I got to do one of these trigger warnings because I needed one.
The two of them together is a bit much.
This is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable.
I'm only going to play maybe a couple of minutes of the interview because I can't stand it.
But here we go.
Here we go.
You know, just very briefly on Libya, because that was on my watch.
But this is not, again, no, no, but I don't know if you noticed what he did there.
But he goes, again, this is not, I don't want to relitigate.
You don't have to do it.
I got the ground rules from your staff.
Don't worry.
I'm not asking you to relitigate that.
Well, he also thinks like, remember the thing to restore sanity festival?
He also is like, but she's still overall good.
I don't know how Luke Skywalker felt about Darth Vader.
I know there is good in you.
He has that kind of stupidity, you know?
Well, go ahead, Danya.
No, I mean, since you bring that up, I was, I actually traveled.
I was living in Michigan still.
I was a kid, basically, at the time.
And I organized my friends in school.
And we took a bus to D.C. just to come to the rally to restore sanity because it was billed as this great coming together of people who really want to see change.
And it worked.
And he built the whole thing up to this spiel where he compared U.S. politics to the Beltway.
And he just said, you know, he put actually put the U, like the Beltway, meaning the highway that circles.
He put a video of the cars merging, right?
Yes.
And he's like, we just take turns and like they do what they want and then we do what they we let our neighbor in and we get to go in and like that's how u.s politics should work and it's like what do you mean i thought i mean even according to these people that you know oh they just take away our abortion one year and then we it's but that's how they keep the political charade going is that like they take the give and take and that was i mean he did sum it up pretty well you should call it the obama years went fine for parade.
It was like, we had our time and now we're going to hand it back to them.
I thought he was handing Trevor Noah, he picked Trevor Noah to cut the Daily Show's face so no one could have it again.
That's what I thought.
No, that was his $30 million dippy liberal idea of like, yeah, Trevor Noah, a guy from South Africa.
It could be, I'm not sure I thought it was the same thing.
Anyway, let's get to this.
But I want to make a larger point because, you know, Gaddafi was a bad actor.
Everybody knew he was a bad actor.
John Stewart, sure, sure, sure.
Unlike you people.
Unlike you.
Hey, unlike you.
Unbelievable.
Speaking of actors, I don't know if you saw Hillary's performance as a progressive who loves hot sauce, but it wasn't exactly a Golden Globe moment.
Keeps it in her purse.
Here we go.
So, this is stunning.
She says Gaddafi was a bad, Gaddafi had the best standard of living for his people in Africa.
What, why he was a bad actor was because he wanted to take the oil and keep it for his people.
And he wanted to develop a currency just for Africa.
And so you can't do either of those things.
And that's why he was a quote unquote bad actor.
His people had the highest standard of living in Africa.
So anyway, so this is all propaganda that John, I didn't know that.
Craig, could you look it up, please?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not saying you're wrong.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Yeah.
But anyway, but here's Jon Stewart just confirming their propaganda.
He's not, like he used to be the best person in the world at exposing propaganda.
And that's why it's so unbelievable that now with this new show, or I don't know what this is, he's just, I guess he lost all his good writers or something, but this is mental.
This is mental.
He's trying to like, okay, okay, don't get defensive.
I just want to get this thing of maybe we should think a little bit.
while you'll see if we manage to get through it.
Here we go.
Jimmy's right.
Libya's standard of living.
I was right about that.
They had the highest standard of living in Africa.
Yeah, never heard that one until just now.
There you go.
And we came in and we wrecked that country.
Well, hang on.
We're going to get to those jokes.
You're welcome, Libya.
You're welcome.
People buy cockroaches.
Oh, wait, hang on.
Okay, let's get a running start.
Here we go.
Just very briefly on Libya because that was on my watch.
But this is not, again, no, no, but I want to make a larger point because, you know, Gaddafi was a bad actor.
Everybody knew he was a bad actor and he threatened to kill his people by cockroaches.
So, oh, so, so we decided we'd kill his people like cockroaches because unlike Arabs, we follow through.
My God, Gaddafi threatened to kill his people like cockroaches.
I knew about the Viagra rape, but the cockroach executions.
Am I missing, I thought she said kill people by cockroaches, not like cockroaches.
That's what I heard her say.
Am I wrong?
But, well, let me, let me, let's play.
He's unleashing a plague.
He knew he was a bad actor and he threatened to kill his people by cockroaches.
By cockroaches.
So, I think, am I wrong?
And she's throwing that out like one of his things was like, I'll kill you.
I'll crush you like cockroaches.
Yeah, because, you know, he gave out Viagra, you know, that whole thing.
Can he, can he just kill his own people in a civilized way?
Like, you know, pricing them out of insulin.
Like a good actor.
God.
Okay.
And even when she's not doing the creepy laugh, you know she wants to.
It's just sitting there all the time.
She wants to do it.
Here it is.
The United States was actually the supporter of European countries through NATO and the Arab League, which for the very first time came and said, we want to be part of trying to protect the people of Libya.
Now, that's, what they wanted to the Arab, for the very first time, Europe and the Arab League came together and said, we want to steal Libya's oil and pretend we give a shit about their people.
It's time.
What a special moment of togetherness.
History calls.
Go ahead, Adya.
Just to jump in there, I don't know if we want to listen to the full clip or stop it.
If we're going to stop on this point, I just want to note, she says, for the first time, the Arab League requested help in holding a nation accountable.
Well, at that time, it was in the midst of the Arab Spring, which was essentially a Qatari and U.S.-backed movement to destabilize.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Independent Arab states, particularly Libya, Syria, and the Qataris at that time were actually funding Islamist groups in Libya, just like as we saw in Syria they did in order to destabilize Gaddafi and overthrow the government.
And so it was kind of like the Qataris were doing that and then coming to the U.S. and asking for more help.
It wasn't as though the Arab world came together.
I mean, they were starting the fire and then asking the U.S. for help to go and pour more gasoline on the fire.
And the way she presents it is so phony.
And Kurt, you were right to bring up the Viagra story because she very carefully mentioned only the cockroaches quote, which it's true.
Gaddafi compared the protesters at the time to cockroaches.
It wasn't using them to kill them.
It was there like that.
Yes.
He compared them to cockroaches.
And then he did wage a war on them for the reasons that I just described.
They were actually violent militias, insurgents, foreign-backed insurgents that ended up, yeah, raping him with a bayonet.
That's how it all ended because those are the cockroaches he was talking about, by the way, that control Libya today.
So I don't know why Mrs. Basket of Deplorables is so caught up in like that she left out.
She left out the Viagra story because that story was so fake.
And they did use that in order to justify the intervention, but it's been so systematically debunked that she couldn't even mention the Viagra story.
They can only mention it now with relation to Ukraine.
And that's the same kind of war.
And that is a common technique that they use as a propaganda tool.
As they say, the people that we are against are raping people.
They're doing it right now.
Well, the Grey Zone just did an article.
Yeah, the Grey Zone just had a big expose that the woman from the UN admitted that they were lying.
Oh, and then the woman, there are two of them.
Anyway, so they do this all the time.
There's some kind of like team-up synergy advertisement for Viagra with war propaganda.
It's the B-word.
Once you say it, it's like we need to intervene now.
And just for the record, the Qatari news outlet, Al Jazeera, was the main outlet that propagated the claim that Gaddafi's forces were raping people with Viagra.
Again, they were the ones behind this.
They're hosting the World Cup right now.
Yeah.
All right, let's get back to this.
So I feel that that particular intervention, we had certain capabilities militarily that nobody else had, which we used to assist them.
But, you know, the Emiratis were flying and the Jordanians were flying, etc.
Such great Arab nations, the Emiratis.
The problem, and this is where I think you make a really good point.
The problem is, okay, Gaddafi's gone.
His horrible prisons are emptied.
What comes next?
Well, what comes next is chattel slavery.
That's what came next, Hillary.
The entire country is now worse than Gaddafi's horrible prisons is what came next, Hillary, on your psychopathic watch, which makes you actually worse than Gaddafi.
What came next?
Jesus Christ.
Science will never know next.
That's always a problem because there's always It's always a problem.
The question is, then, here we go.
Because there's always a vacuum.
Yes, there's a vacuum, Kurt.
We know that now.
A vacuum that requires a big red, white, and blue cock.
Libya is like a wanton woman with no one to fuck her.
Yeah.
But what happens next?
That's the what?
Oh.
What the question is.
When you see red, white, white, and blue, the French were the main beneficiaries of this, the main, the former colonial power.
They came in and looted Libyan bank assets.
They took all the gold.
All, I mean, it's all in French bank accounts now.
I mean, that's not even, just Google it.
Red, white, and blue from the United States from Washington.
And again, Jon Stewart not pushing back one bit on any of this.
It's like Candace Owen is doing that.
I don't even, you know what?
I don't want to insult Candace Owen.
Candace Owen asked harder questions.
That's right.
That's right.
Let me retract that.
I retract that.
You're right.
This is just bad.
Whatever he's doing, I don't know.
Him, Stephen Colbert, they went from being the best to the absolute biggest shills for the establishment I've ever seen.
It's amazing.
He still believes.
He thinks Bruce brings the working man kind of to this day.
Yeah, here we go.
Because look, dictators don't allow institutions to flourish.
So when you take the dictator out, there are no institutions.
That's right.
So that's...
That's right.
That's right.
You know your stuff.
As Jimmy already pointed out, the high living standard in Libya was a result of the fact they had actual state institutions there, long state institutions, unlike the rest of the region.
And then, yeah, his prisons were empty because they let a bunch of crazy Islamists out of jail.
I mean, that is what happened.
And Iraq had institutions.
They had to debathify them.
That was the big thing.
They had to de-bathify the institutions.
That's what they did.
You're exactly right.
But the question becomes, do you then say, let Gaddafi go ahead and kill his people?
Because it's going to be hard afterwards.
Yeah, that's the question.
The question is, then, do you let Gaddafi kill his own people the way, you know, you let other countries kill their people as long as they stay on the petrol dollar.
Am I right?
Or do you kill both him and his people yourself along with a coalition of people killers?
Because that's what they decided to do.
And then you just do the best you can, I guess, which happens to be worse than Saddam or Gaddafi.
So in our case, we decided to, the approach like alcoholics, if our alcohol was mass murder.
Here we go.
Or in our case, we thought Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.
You're going to let that continue?
Or are you going to take him out?
And then do the best that you can.
So he just lets her say it.
He just lets her state that debunked lie from 22 years ago.
We debunked that lie, John.
You were at the forefront of debunking it.
You know, they planted those weapons of mass destruction stories.
You know, they planned This.
You know, the project for New American Century.
You know, all this, that they wanted to do all those.
You saw Wes Clark talk about all those countries they had planned on going into after.
You know, this is all bullshit.
And he just sits there.
Look at him like a good boy.
He's turned into Andy Richter.
Like he's just a good boy.
Jimmy, I still.
He looks a little dismayed, honestly.
Yeah, let's see where he's going with this.
I think they're walking right into his Frost v.
Nixon trap.
He's about to nail them.
Okay, I bet.
I bet that's what it is.
He's rope a doping.
He's making them think.
He's lulling them into a lulling them for the big boom.
Helping people to recover.
You have to recognize that it's going to be hard once you take the dictator out.
But, John, it's a little bit of a false choice to say, well, then just leave the dictator in place because it won't be chaotic.
It's a false choice, Kurt.
We know it's a false choice, Condi.
There were no weapons of mass destruction.
You didn't think there were either.
You knew there weren't.
You were happy to kill your own people in the needless killing of Saddam Hussein and his people.
Yeah.
It may not be chaotic.
I guess that's what I'm saying.
It may not be chaotic.
But it might be brutal against the people.
If we take that role on, can we sustain as a country?
You know, when you think.
That's not the question.
Bam.
There it is.
The hammer.
That's also not the.
I guess what I'm saying is I'm willing to give you a pass on the outrageous statements that came out of both your depraved mouths on camera just now.
But can I at least tepidly bring up how this is also not good for our empire, fiscally speaking?
That's what he did.
But is it sustainable?
Is this sustainable?
This kind of mass murder and raping and pillaging of poorer and less strong countries of their natural resources.
Is this sustainable?
Can we sustain empire?
He's saying, can we afford to do that?
And he's saying, can we afford not to do it?
I'm going to play that again.
This is stunning.
This is what he was waiting to say.
Yes.
But it might be brutal against the people.
If we take that role on, can we sustain?
Oh, think about.
Oh, Deco, can we?
Why can't you talk this way to AOC?
Can we sustain?
I never thought about that, John.
That's bad for our treasury, too.
Hey, Jon Stewart.
I know I'm a 30-year psychopath, but Jon Stewart's understanding.
John Stewart is my whole world.
You just blew my mind, Jon Stewart.
He's pretending that the propaganda of why we went into Libya and why we went into Iraq and why we're doing Yemen and why we did Afghanistan and why we still have troops in Syria.
He's pretending that the propaganda is true.
Because he knows how important it is.
He's pretending that the propaganda is true, Kurt.
Because he doesn't want the deplorables to get the wrong idea.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I mean, this is all children of alcoholics.
So, Jon Stewart, while being a hero to me comedically in a lot of ways and much better than me and smarter and all that stuff, I'm not fit to try his shoes.
But he is being a fucking war pig and an embarrassment to not only whatever it is he does now for a living, but to comedy.
What the fuck are you even doing?
What is the point of this?
I looked the other way when you gave a Nazi a fucking medal.
I looked the other way.
This is unforgivable.
And he will never apologize for it.
Just like he, and that's not, I don't want an apology.
I just don't get, I don't care.
I don't fucking care.
I don't need anything from Jon Stewart.
But this is heartbreaking because, John, you were so good at what you did.
You were the best.
And now you have this gravitas and you're throwing it away.
And you're throwing it away to prop up fucking blood-soaked war pigs.
To even have, I could see, okay, you want to be a chump for Hillary because I guess you went Democrat most of the time, but you have her and Condoleezza Rice at the same time.
You can't lend a fucking punch, not even a jam.
At the same time, he has them, and that's not blowing his mind after the 20 years that he's talking about it.
Yes.
Like, if he's like, oh, I still believe in Hillary.
Like, he's some, but it's not as clear.
But he still doesn't understand how the war machine works.
He's still playing dumb.
He's still playing stupid.
He knows how the war machine works.
He knows why we went into Libya.
He knows why we went into Iraq.
He knows why we're still in Syria.
He knows why we stayed in fucking Afghanistan for 20 years.
It's an exchange.
It's to transfer money from the treasury to the military industrial complex.
And that's exactly.
Why do you think we're in Ukraine, John?
Oh, I know.
You're giving medals to Nazis.
you're pretending to not know just like the rest of them.
This is, I want to point out something right now, Jimmy.
I just want you to know and recognize the title of his podcast is called The Problem with Jon Stewart.
No, Jon Stewart turns out he's the problem.
Turns out he wanted to wreck his legacy by doing the shittiest show in the world.
You know, his show's nominated for a fucking Emmy.
I'm sure it is, right?
Is it not?
They just do that now.
And it doesn't matter how fucking bad it is what you're doing.
Well, once they gave Obama a Nobel Peace Prize, my bets were off.
That's right.
Nothing.
You know, once they gave the White Helmets an Academy Award.
All right, let's get back to this.
You see what I'm talking about?
How brutal this is?
It's non-stop like this.
Okay, here we go.
The Soviet Union's collapse.
They overextended and they got in an arms race with us and they had all these satellites.
Are we overextending America's power, especially militarily, when you talk about an $800 billion defense budget?
Let's assume instead of being in a podcast studio, we were in the situation, right?
So he just keeps asking that same question about the he's like, hey, of course I understand you're both unrepentant war criminals and I thank you both for your service.
But do you ever worry that we can't afford to keep being the world's worst terror state?
That's all he cares about.
Can we afford it?
He's trying to reach their hearts.
And the only way in is that.
Like, I know all these people are cockroaches, as the great Qaddafi said, but do you think our power is being stretched too thin?
What about our power?
Let someone think of the power.
What about our power?
Or, you know, in the tank in the Defense Department, wherever we were.
Okay.
And we're saying, okay, what do you see on the horizon?
Well, North Korea is shooting these missiles over our ally, Japan.
China is trying to build up its blue water navy so that it can compete with us anywhere in the world.
Hillary adamantly keeping an eye on the Chinese Navy.
That's how Hillary spends her days in between rounds of angry birds.
She gets those outfits at Chinese Old Navy.
And then she uses that term that I've only ever heard Sagar and Jetty use from Breaking Points is this.
he says the United States should be the only standing blue water navy.
What is blue water?
Why do they throw that in?
What color is water?
All the other parts of the world.
It's all blue water.
What are they?
Outstanding blue water navy.
Oh, a blue water navy?
Or maybe the space navy that Trump says.
Is there a space navy?
She says it here.
It's blue water navy so that it can compete with us anywhere in the world.
Why do they throw in blue water?
That's like code for each other like that.
See you at the sex party later or something like that.
We all know blue water, right?
Put on your persona mask.
Here we go.
We've got, you know, the Russia, China.
Jon Stewart doesn't, he looks like he doesn't know whether to cry or hang a metal around their neck at Disney World right now.
Relationship, it's tricky, but we have to watch it really carefully because we don't know where that might lead.
We've got Iran still a very bad actor and probably in addition to killing.
We just fucking destroyed the country next to them.
We just did that on a lie.
We destroyed that, but they're the bad actor.
The country that's never invaded anybody else.
Okay, but that's a false choice, Jimmy.
What do you not kill them?
They just keep saying Libby, Gaddafi, bad actor, Iran, bad actor, Saddam, bad.
So we just get to, we have a thousand military bases.
Jon Stewart just sits there like a like a good boy.
Here's all I took from this interview: bad actor, bad actor, Blue Water Navy.
Wow, is he showing us the problem?
Their people will cause some external problems in order to take people's minds off it.
We have a lot of issues.
So do we just sit back and hope for the best?
Or do we try to be positioned in enough places with enough support that we can be a good ally to those?
So he's just sitting there letting them pretend that the surface story of why we invade countries and steal their natural resources is real.
He's sitting there.
He's just sitting there letting them pretend that our foreign policy is based on our actual security.
Our foreign policy is making us less secure every day and creating terrorists by the thousands around the world because we are decimating the world.
We're the ones who set the Middle East on fire and are continuing to do it.
And now we're fighting a proxy war and that the rest of Europe is getting sick and tired of with us fighting in Ukraine.
We're blowing up Nord Stream gas pipelines.
We're committing terror acts in Turkey.
We're turning on our own alleys if the allies, if they don't go along with our proxy war in Ukraine.
We are talking about the bad actor.
We are the Jean-Claude Van Damme of the fucking world.
Are you kidding me?
Stephen Seagal.
Let's go, Stephen Seagal.
We have a lot of issues, okay?
Are you saying we're supposed to just sit back and stop causing more issues on top of the ones?
So all these problems.
Anyway, here we go.
We're counting on you.
And you have to watch the potential rise of terrorism again.
So you have a lot of people.
Oh, you have to watch out for people with not big missiles and shit like us.
I thought the terrorism's from home now.
Yes.
Should we be like really focused here?
Wait, but I would just say, should the United States be selective in the use of its military power?
Absolutely.
He just says that.
Right, right, right.
What the fuck is wrong with this?
Okay, so the problem with Jon Stewart is his balls fell off.
Did you have to resolve that mystery?
Is Stewart afraid of being me too?
How many teens did he fuck in Shanghai?
Did both of them seduce Jon Stewart at one point and he has to let them talk?
They keep talking.
Watch this.
Watch, they keep pretending to get.
He just sits there.
Yeah.
They're having a pretend.
This is a pretend conversation because they're just repeating propaganda that they put in the newspaper to sell the war.
And John is pretending like that's real.
Well, you can see how one thing I'll say for Jon Stewart, you know, because he did on Colbert bring up the lab thing.
You can see on his face that he knows he's a bitch right now.
Why would he do it, though?
What's it in it for?
That stupid thing with the highway cars that he was talking about.
He doesn't give a shit about.
That was 12 years ago.
If we could just return to the Obama Times, I know it would be better.
Is this how he makes up for hanging a medal around a Nazi?
Oh, this is how he makes up for saying the lab league thing on Stephen Colbert.
So now he's got to go super hard shit live.
I guess the highway inside of Jon Stewart has to let cars from both sides in to restore his sanity.
I think he, when he was speaking to Stephen Colbert, he probably wasn't as scripted as he is right now doing this interview.
And I just think this is a genius piece of propaganda for the reasons that you and Kurt have brought up.
So Jimmy, you're commenting on the fact that Jon Stewart is supposed to be this comedian that we all look to to butcher the establishment and tell us what's really going on and call them out for their lies and make fun of them for it.
And Kurt, you're noting earlier you pointed out, why is Condoleezza Rice included here?
But it's very, it's very crafty.
I think what's going on here is that they're speaking to two secretaries of states who came from two different administrations, the Bush administration and the Obama administration that are supposed to be super different, right?
Yeah.
Crazy old cowboy Bush and then very firm and educated Harvard Obama who rose and became president, the first black president of the United States.
And these were their two secretaries of states.
They're women, so they're more presentable in this interview with Jon Stewart than I don't know, for example, John Kerry might be.
But in Hillary's case, she's also like one of the most hawkish and consequential figures in our recent history.
And what they're doing here is covering for their worldview and for the policies that they've wreaked, the havoc that they've wreaked on the world and agreeing and presenting it as though they are two, you know, they represent two parties.
I listened to the full interview.
So at times, Condoleezza Rice will detract from Hillary and seem to present a Republican point of view, for example, saying, oh, well, people in the middle of the country are alienated by the elite on either coast.
And so you get this false idea that they're speaking for the two different camps in this country.
And then you have Jon Stewart just playing the clown.
Like, but, but what if we do overextend ourselves?
He's pretending to challenge them.
Well, at the core, none of them are confronting the base of their ideology, which is just empire, bogus human rights narrative, and American exceptionalism.
And it's very powerful when presented like this, because again, it's supposedly blurring partisan lines and then also bringing up a cultural clown figure like Jon Stewart to kind of put a shiny bow on it.
Very well said.
I got to play the rest of this video.
Oh, good luck.
I got to get you this.
No, no, no, no.
I know Kanye watched the whole thing.
My eyes almost came out of my head when I heard that.
Jon Stewart should make like a movie about your deal of watching him do this interview.
It's like clockwork or watch it.
I listened to it on two times speed.
Big.
Oh, so you got through it in 22 minutes.
Oh, that's different.
Okay.
And I didn't have to look at them.
It's really more upsetting when you have to look at them.
they're both wearing green, which is the real reason for all those wars they're talking about.
After Afghanistan and Iraq, which we did for security reasons, not because we wanted to spread democracy at gunpoint, but for security reasons.
Although we just spread gunpoint.
That's all we spread.
So he just lets her say it.
He just lets her say it.
He just gives validity to it.
He went from exposing these people to validating them.
This is the mind-boggling, man.
He sounds like an awful liberal parent.
So I guess when you're crappy kid, like, okay, but would you think maybe you want to not keep doing that?
What do you think?
I think I should keep doing it.
Okay, honey.
So I don't know how many millions of dollars Jon Stewart is worth and doesn't make him a bad person.
I'm envious.
I'm envious, but it certainly changes you.
And so I'm sure he's worth at least $50 million or maybe $100.
Look at his face.
There ain't no way that money's worth it, David.
Look at it.
And I like that he wears $1,000 shitty t-shirts.
Yeah.
But this almost undoes every good thing he did.
Almost.
It doesn't.
He still has.
It kind of does because it takes that legacy and then says, this is what I'm using it for.
Everything I ever did, all the conditioning that I ever, you know, everything that I ever instilled in people about questioning.
And if I inspired you to do that, now you still respect me.
And I want you to believe the opposite.
It's like very, it's very dangerous.
Now I know I know why when he came around to promote his show, he did breaking points of all the YouTube shows.
That's the one he did because they agree with his stupid foreign policy shit.
Do you know what he reminds me of?
Like one of these adults that is like really into Disney World, but they don't bring any kids.
They just go themselves and then hang him at a lot of Nazis.
This is unbelievable.
He still believes in Disney magic.
That's what I take his thing as, and he wants to really bad.
The way Colbert wants to believe in the church.
Yes, and Colbert does believe in the Catholic Church, though.
We're told that spreading democracy would make the world safer because freer countries would.
Well, I think if you actually look at the record, democratic countries actually don't invade their neighbors.
I mean, he's just sitting there letting them say that.
Hey, take it down the street.
You want to invade somewhere.
We don't do it to Mexico or Canada, but we do it like in Yemen.
We do it in Afghanistan.
We do it.
In Libya, in Iraq, and, you know, Syria.
We do it in Ethiopia.
Oh, we do it in Venezuela.
Bang, bang, but not our neighbors.
Hey, keep it out of the neighborhood.
Come on.
Chile.
Hey, Bolivia.
Bang, bang.
We need shit.
Hey, what's all our lithium doing underneath your fucking rocks?
These other blazes are like animals and attack their neighbors.
We've got to bring you some democracy so you pricks don't fucking invade your neighbors.
That's what we were trying to do over there.
We're trying to bring some democracy to Iraq so they wouldn't invade the other countries.
But now we have to go and invade those other countries ourselves.
Hey, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to this regime.
Oh, nice regime you got there.
Jon Stewart just fucking sitting there pretending this is real.
This is a pretend conversation.
What Jon Stewart is doing, if you had a CIA man sitting in that chair, he could not do a better job than Jon Stewart is doing right now to rehabilitate these two blood-soaked war pigs.
He should call his podcast that blood-soaked.
Blood-soaked war pigs.
Changed the title of that episode to that on the prom of John Stewart.
Don't harbor terrorists.
Democratic countries don't use weapons of mass destruction.
So I think we're the only country that's ever used nuclear weapons.
Starting now, going forward.
We're the only country that's used nuclear weapons.
Plus, we use phosphorus.
We use chemical weapons.
We do every horrible thing you can think.
We're running a torture program still to this day.
She helped head up a torture program.
They should all be in jail.
Well, you know what this is?
It's like when I went, you know, in Bible study, God kills the firstborn of Egypt to prove to Moses.
Like, how can you do those things?
It's not a crime when God does it.
It's not a crime when God does it.
God can do what he wants because it's God.
That's right.
Just like the United States.
Yeah, I say God.
Okay, here we go.
They don't harbor them, but they have them.
You can't.
It'd be hard to.
I mean, that's planned in this.
But they're not aided if they're not supported by the everlasting afternoon.
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not, I'm not contradictory.
I'm not disagreeing with you on anything.
I get you.
I get you totally.
I get it.
We're all on the same page here.
We're all hundred millionaires and we all fucking love each other, right?
We all going to see each other at the party later, huh?
We got to restore sanity.
But always try to look at the converse, all right?
Yes.
Just because they have in some of these weak states terrorists among them, would you rather have somebody who's actually harboring them and so that's the second point is that what's say again on you?
You mean the United States and its allies?
I mean, the terrorists in Libya and Iraq.
Are we teamed up with them now in Syria?
He's just pretending that this is, just I can't, I got to keep going.
Yes, we need to be more selective.
But I would be the strongest voice, as I know Hillary is.
When Vladimir Putin decides to extinguish his neighbor, should the United States really just step back from that and say, well, you know, that's kind of your business after all, Ukraine.
But when we wanted to extinguish Syria, that's okay.
When we wanted to extinguish Afghanistan for 20 years, that's okay.
When we wanted to extinguish Libya and turn it into a failed state with slave markets, that was okay.
We wanted to in the fuck.
And he doesn't say that and nothing.
When Putin wants to extinguish his neighbor, are we supposed to take a step back from that and stop directly trying to make him do that on purpose?
Is that what you're saying, John?
It's been a part of the Russian Empire and so forth.
And there are some people in the United States who would say, not in Ukraine, let's do it in Des Moines.
And I think that is, that is the more.
I'm going to blow up their gas pipeline.
It's so hilarious that they pretend to give a shit about the people in Des Moines.
Isn't that hilarious?
That basket of cockroaches?
I can't do this anymore.
I can't watch any more of this.
I have to stop it.
Oh, yeah, we're going to spend it in Des Moines.
Those people that didn't want to vote for me.
I don't.
I wouldn't even go take a trip to look at him, let alone.
Can I just say, since I did, I didn't watch it, but I listened to it.
I want to share one exchange with you between Hillary Clinton and Jon Stewart that happens right at the beginning of the podcast.
And I think it sets up everything that we've just been discussing because basically Jon Stewart begins everything by saying, we're going to talk to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice about the state of democracy and not just here at home, but really in the world.
And what's America's role in promoting or promoting such things?
Should we really be doing this?
Blah, blah, blah.
Now, Jon Stewart comes in and he's acting like he is so educated about history.
He says, you know, I remember the fall of the Berlin Wall and the end of history, and American power was going to be expanded throughout the world and extended.
There were no more questions about this anymore.
And that lasted, I guess, around a week.
So he's actually presenting that narrative as something that was positive, but just unfortunately didn't last.
But Hillary comes in and says, I think the reason they're having this conversation is because we're worried about the state of democracy, not only around the world, but in our own country.
So there are considerable stresses on the system that was built up over so many years that, of course, in my opinion, served our country and the world very well.
Wait, like, have you gone outside recently in the United States?
Have you checked in on any of these countries that we've been discussing?
Like, the system that she's referring to has not served this country well.
It has not served the rest of the world well.
This end of history, you know, United States promoting democracy and human rights.
It's resulted in destruction around the world and more poverty here in the United States.
And she actually outright says that she thinks this worked out well.
Well, yes.
And it worked out for everybody in that room, including Jon Stewart, apparently.
It's a little chaotic, sure.
The tensions within America between liberal voices, conservative voices, the populist movements that are coming out are reactions to their pendulum swings of what people perceive as persecutions.
That we see those fault lines in America.
Now, if we look at it in the world, have the actions of America led to a more unstable and globalized situation that has inflamed populism in this country, inflamed it in Europe.
And I'll explain what I mean.
You talked earlier about the buckets, defense development, and diplomacy.
Our priorities as a country since World War II have really all the conversations that you're talking about, but there's also this other sort of, as Eisenhower warned, military-industrial complex that kind of has a mind on its own.
And I'll give you the example.
State Department budget is what that kind of has a mind of its own.
Kind of.
What is this?
This unbelievable nuclear level understatement.
Because how would he even be allowed to talk to the two of them together unless he was going to ask in the most punk-ass way?
They wouldn't even be there.
I'm sure he thinks something good is going to come of this.
I bet he does.
You can't even have them on your thing unless you're.
Anya do you want to say something?
Well, no, just that it doesn't necessarily have a mind of its own.
It's not even just about the military contractors.
It's about the banks and the oil companies and the real financial and industrial interests that the Pentagon represents.
They also happen to pay Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice's salaries.
They donate to all the universities.
They donate to all the think tanks.
They are the ones that use the military to go and open up markets.
They use the pretext of humanitarian intervention to do so.
And this is what they're defending.
This is the world system that they are defending in this interview because it made them all very rich.
Yes.
$50 billion.
And they probably pay for Jon Stewart did this for Apple TV.
So who's paying his right?
Jimmy, just rewind it a little bit.
Okay.
Because look what they giggle at.
State Department budget is what, $50 billion?
But around there.
They giggle.
Ooh, was a dictator just stick raped if she's giggling.
Not big enough.
Lockheed Martin got $70 some billion dollars just by itself.
And if you think about a budget as a set of priorities, if we're giving one defense contractor, we sell arms to over 100 countries.
We sell arms to countries we sanction.
We have, there are conflicts in the world where both sides are using U.S. armaments, you know, Turkey and the Syrian Kurds.
Is our inability to control that aspect of our society sowing the seeds for the instability that we see?
That's his question.
If he could just make them think.
That's his question.
You know, he just gets their minds.
Am I out of my mind?
Is that not the question?
He thinks he's trying, but what he is really doing there is Hillary, and it started with them saying, oh, only $15 billion to the State Department for USAID.
Oh, it should be more.
That's what he says.
Look, the State Department and USAID is another wing and arm of the military-industrial complex.
The war in Ukraine wouldn't be happening right now without the State Department and the USAID intervention in Ukraine that overthrew the government, put in the pro-Western government and started the civil war in Ukraine to begin with.
So they, I mean, and it's true.
I think Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice prefer the covert dirty war operations.
They would rather be using the State Department and USAID to just destabilize the world through like phony human rights groups and media organizations and journalists standing up to Victor Orban.
Like that's what they want to do.
And then when the time comes and all the matches that they lay that they lay actually light up, then the military comes in.
But they're not two separate things.
And what Jon Stewart is supporting here is still the same thing.
He's a left-winger.
That means he likes Obama robot style killing, not boots on the ground.
They like diplomacy, U.S. style diplomacy.
Here we go.
Around the world, that's leading to this more populist, illiberal pendulum swing.
And how do we rein that in?
I understand.
I do think it's worth exploring, and I'll get to that in a minute, but I think it is historically inaccurate to say that our defense budget or our arms sale has promoted the authoritarian impulses in Victor Orban, who was a NATO ally to Vladimir Putin's to Xi Jinping.
I don't see the correlation there.
Victor Orban kills people.
And this is all, and again, this is not to relitigate, honestly.
Again, I swear to God, I'm not going to ask you a hard question.
Please.
I'm not going to expose you.
Honestly, he almost says that like there's a gun pointed at him.
He's like, honestly, I'm not.
Honestly, please honor me in that list.
Honestly, I'm not breaking the ground rules of our interview because that's what that's what that is.
There's ground, they have ground rules for the interview, and he's not going to break it.
Believe me, I'm not doing that.
Please, what is the this is, I can't, this is hurting what happened in Libya.
We take out an authoritarian leader through a military action, but we don't have the civic institutions that you talk about to back that up, and it creates instability or what happened in Iraq and Afghanistan.
There's a chaos that is born of that, right?
Suddenly, you have 35 million displaced individuals who migrate towards Europe.
Europe feels the heat of what they consider this other that's coming to their borders.
It creates the impetus for more populist, more illiberal, more authoritarian impulses to then gain traction democratically.
Those are direct results of American military intervention.
Let me just finish.
I'm going to let County talk about that.
Look, I think.
So what he just said is us going and bombing the shit out of Muslims for eight years when Barack Obama was president creates a lot of refugees that then want to go to other countries.
And then the other countries become right-wing authoritarians who are then cracking down against refugees and immigrants.
And it creates all this backlash.
And that's what he's trying to say.
But he said it in such a stupid, fucking mealy mouth, over-educated, dumb guy way of talking that nobody knows What he's fucking meaning, except other propagandist bullshits like fucking her.
And on the Libya point, this is just such a great.
If he knew anything, he could have presented a concrete example.
If you remember the Manchester attack at the Ariana Grande concert in Kingdom, that was carried out by a Libyan national who had actually fought in the NATO war on the side of NATO as a militia fighter against the Libyan government.
And there's actually a recording of Gaddafi on the phone with, I believe it was Tony Blair, who wasn't prime minister at the time, but was obviously involved in negotiations.
I think he was a backdoor to Gaddafi at the time.
And he was warning him.
Gaddafi was saying, look, if you let my country fall apart and create a bastion of radical Islamic terror groups in North Africa, you're going to be getting these attacks in Europe.
And then it happened.
It happened long after Gaddafi was dead.
But I mean, that is Hillary Clinton's legacy.
A bunch of little girls killed at a concert in Ariana Grande in therapy for life because she watched it happen.
It's very hard to lump even the examples you just put together into sort of one bucket and say that then caused dislocation.
That dislocation meant refugees to the shores of Europe and that, you know, a million Syrian refugees.
The United States had nothing to do with Bashir al-Assad.
Nothing.
So, hey, Germany took in a million refugees, so everything's okay.
I mean, if you play the rest of what she says, she's such a crazy crafty liar.
And then she says they had America had nothing to do with Bala Ashad in Syria pointing forces with Russia and Iran to suppress legitimate dissent.
She took a million refugees, and Germany did not turn into Hungary.
So go ahead, Anya.
No, I mean, she said it.
She's so crafty there because she's like, the United States had nothing to do with Bashar al-Assad doing that.
The United States had everything to do.
Assad and Russia and Iran were fighting U.S.-backed, Turkish-backed, Qatari-backed, Saudi-backed Islamists in Syria to do the same thing that they did to Libya.
Fortunately, Hillary Clinton didn't stay in office long enough to see it through in Syria, but every member of her administration said Assad Must Go, Assad, or her Obama's administration, where she served, Assad Must Go.
Assad is still there.
But of course, that refugee crisis also had everything to do with U.S. policy.
And I just can't believe that Jon Stewart, I mean, it's so easy to retort everything she said, but he didn't.
He didn't.
He's a good boy.
Don't you understand that?
I don't know what.
I'm not doing that.
Believe me.
Okay.
All right.
Well, Anya, I really appreciate you coming on.
Thanks for lending your expertise and opinion on this matter.
It's just, I don't even know if I could go on with the rest of the show after this.
I swear to God.
No, and you have a long list.
It's like a lot of stuff.
It's a bigger than like a Thanksgiving cooking spread.
I spent like an hour on this one story alone.
Okay.
All right.
That's fun, guys.
Thanks so much.
Thanks, Anya.
Talk to you later.
Bye-bye.
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So this is how propaganda in war works.
Russian soldiers are supplied with Viagra to rape Ukrainian women and dehumanize them.
Claims UN official.
Viagra should stop selling to them.
A UN official told AFP Russian soldiers are being supplied with Viagra to rape Ukrainian women.
Pramilla Patton, the UN special representative on sexual violence, says it's clearly a military strategy.
She said that the UN had verified more than 100 rapes or sexual assault cases since Russia invaded Ukraine.
Should Pfizer step in and say, hey, no more Viagra for you guys?
Why aren't they stepping in and doing their part?
Why aren't they doing?
Well, it turns out that's bullshit, of course.
That's called war propaganda.
But I like that Business Insider just prints it uncritically.
And then at the end, it says, top editors give you the stories you want delivered right into your inbox each weekday.
Do you want some propaganda delivered right?
We'll give you the Russia hate stories you like.
I'm relieved because I knew Pfizer wouldn't let me down by supporting this.
That's right.
So it turns out it's a lie.
Russia using rape as military strategy in Ukraine.
That's a lie.
Look, there it is.
CNN reports.
It's not a bad strategy, you know?
Yeah.
And here's from Max Blumenthal.
The entire Western media and Slavs promoted a UN envoy's claim that Russian soldiers were on a Viagra-fueled rampage in Ukraine.
You see, the Russians and the Suffolk success.
They think I use Viagra and this is what they do in Ukraine.
The UN envoy now admits she had no proof and was influenced by an ex-Ukrainian official who's confessed to lying.
Okay, this, I like this because she tells a lie.
So why would that?
I don't know anything about Slavov Žižek.
Oh, that's all you need to know.
That impression.
I know that in Prime.
I know how he sounds.
He's Slovenian.
That's why I don't know much about him because when he starts talking, I can't listen.
It's just, it just makes me want to.
I wouldn't have thought he was like a guy that would jump on.
He seemed like a guy that would be pretty critical of Saddam's recycled rape rooms.
Yeah, that's why this is surprising to me.
Jackson, is it surprising to you that this guy did that?
Based upon how much Slavoj sniffs in every sentence, I think he might be coke buddies with Zelensky.
Do you think he, I mean, is Slavoj like, is that an innocent mistake, a stupid mistake on his part, you think?
Do you know anything about him?
Because I honestly forgot to say that.
He's been very cringe recently, especially regarding Ukraine.
So no one really listens to him anymore.
He got a case of the Hitchens.
So Chomsky's.
Yeah.
So guess what?
Think about that.
Even Chomsky's better than him on this.
That's crazy.
So guess what?
They're recycling this.
They did this in Libya.
So in the lead up to the NATO intervention in Libya, U.S. ambassador to the UN Susan Rice claimed that the Libyan government was giving soldiers Viagra to sexually.
No, why did 19-year-old soldiers need hard-on pills?
They also said that doesn't make sense.
In the documentary, Gaddafi, mad dog, that was on Showtime.
His old work is like, yes, it was because he was always taking Viagra, so he would go on raping sprees to the countryside.
I remember watching this and being like, is this a smear job of Gaddafi?
So this is what they used to justify intervention.
So this is the old playbook in Slava Žižek.
He filmed it.
He was saying and the guy who supposedly was his body double and they made a movie about it.
Turns out that guy never served and there's no record of him ever.
The whole thing's nonsense.
Really?
Yep, that guy's a liar.
So, here's what the woman from the UN said: she was in an interview with a French news agency, and she said, All the indications are there.
When women are held for days and raped, when you start to rape little boys and men, when you see a series of genital mutilations, when you hear women testify about Russian soldiers equipped with Viagra, it's clearly a military strategy the UN envoy confidently proclaimed.
Wouldn't they give them Cialis so they can choose when they attack the women when they're ready, right?
Instead of immediately having to.
So that was on October 14th.
She said that, and now here she is at November 10th.
She was on a phone call or Zoom call with pranksters, Vladimir, who whatever his name is, and Alexi Stagula.
They're better known by their aliases, Vovan and Lexis.
And so they get an interview.
They trick her.
This is great.
I love when this happens.
I like their work, these guys.
Yeah, me too.
So they say to her, Hey, do you have any proof of the Russian rape thing with the Viagra?
Do you have any proof of this that you've been spreading this lie?
And here's what she says.
I ask you because you know that Russians also try to post it as a fake because you know that there's a problem.
So I would like to ask you, did they provide you any proof of no?
No, no.
I don't, like I said, it's not my role.
No, no proof.
She just said it.
No, no, they no proof.
And then she's going to explain why they don't have any proof.
She goes, it's not my role to have proof.
To go and investigate.
I sit in New York, in an office in New York, and I have an advocacy and I have an advocacy mandate.
Oh, great.
My role is not to investigate.
The investigation is going on by the Human Rights Monitoring Team and the International Commission of Inquiry.
In their report so far, there is nothing about Viagra.
So why are you saying that then?
So why, but there it is, her saying it.
It's clearly a military strategy.
And she said, but, and where did she get this from?
She got this from this woman.
The one that got fired.
Ukrainian ombudsman fired for dozens of fake reports about Russian military raping kids.
Yeah.
And so that's where she's.
And then so.
So the Ukrainians are like, you're way overdoing it.
Now NGOs are going to look into these things you made up, and we have no proof.
And she fired.
And so she lied so much like that, they fired her.
And that's the woman.
This is the woman that she claims she was getting her information.
And now, today, Patton, that's this woman.
Patton is this woman, the woman who spread the lie.
Today, Patton occupies a UN position created by Hillary Clinton, where she recycles baseless regime change narratives from over a decade ago to fuel the latest intervention charade in Washington.
That's from Grey Zone.
There it is.
Today, Pat, there it is.
Today, Pat knocked about U.S. position created by Hillary Clinton, where she recycles these kind of baseless claims.
They take Viagra, the 20-year-old soldier.
I mean, it's so on the face of it, stupid.
And people fall for it.
Like my friends, people that I go to dinner with, fall for this shit.
It is kind of the perfect, like, it hits all the right sensational dents, especially the Viagra.
Like, oh my God, I take that to use it for evil that way.
Evil.
I only use Viagra for good.
Why is it that this UN position will spend years and years and years and millions of dollars investigating all these Viagra stories that we know are bogus about Libya or about Russia and Ukraine?
But they're not going to ever investigate the sexual exploits of like Jeffrey Epstein and his associates.
They're never going to try to find out who those guys were.
And they're never going to try to find out where the virus came from.
as Jeffrey Sachs has told us, they won't, they have no interest in investigating that.
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