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Oct. 21, 2022 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Beep.
*phone rings*
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy, this is Harrison for good to hear from you, buddy.
Quit blowing smoke up my ass.
Okay, sorry.
I hear you have some big news, buddy.
You bet your ass I do.
Hey, I know.
I'm officially joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Yeah, okay.
I'm only actually really vaguely aware of what this even means.
Well, then you have a better idea than I do.
I'm reading off of a napkin my agent gave me right now.
Okay, well, what does it mean to you?
It means I got hired for a job that will pay me a shit ton of money.
You know these superhero movies?
To an extent.
Well, these clown shows that reduce adult men to infantilize forever boys are just about the most lucrative shit that's happening in the entertainment industry right now.
And I want in.
I like money.
Do you really need more money?
Yes.
For what?
I want to buy an old B-52 bomber.
Fill it with weed.
And just fly around aimlessly until I run out of fuel.
Crash.
And the subsequent fire will burn all those tons of weed at once, thereby starting a new religion.
And that's going to take a lot of cheese, my man.
I can see.
Can you tell us about your role in the movie?
I'm going to be in Captain America 3.
Okay.
Captain America's black now, by the way.
He used to be a white guy.
I don't know what happened there.
Maybe that big purple guy did magic.
Okay.
And who are you playing?
Do you remember William Hurt?
Of course, broadcast news, one of the best comedies of all time.
Right, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Well, he got on the superhero teeth years ago and made bank.
But now he's dead.
Rest in peace.
So I'm being cast in his old role.
Is that so?
Yeah.
General Thaddeus Ross.
He was a good guy, but when I play him, he's going to turn into a bad guy.
Well, that should be a departure for you then.
You're always the hero.
I know.
I'm sick of that shit.
I want to do war crimes.
Harrison.
Just in the movies.
Except when they fuck up my Instacart order.
I can easily torch a village.
I don't give a shit.
Are you excited?
No.
It's just a job.
So you're doing it solely for money.
I didn't sign up to be in a human cartoon to perfect my craft, if that's what you're saying.
How are you going to get through the grueling shoot of a major blockbuster when your heart really isn't in it?
It's all I've ever done, Jimmy.
The last movie that I only really had my heart in was Witness.
I know what I'm doing.
But this is going to be especially challenging.
But I know what to do, Jimmy.
What?
Jimmy.
I said what?
Do you realize the amount of weed that I'm going to have to smoke at 80 years old to put myself through this?
A lot?
A lot.
A lot.
Listen to the man.
Jimmy, they're going to have to come up with new measurements.
Units of weight to quantify the sheer amount of kind bud that will have to go into this production.
To deliver these lines with a straight face, I must cease to be a man.
I will be a vessel whose sole purpose is to turn a dried plant into ash and smoke.
I must become one with the marijuana.
That's a lot of weed.
I know.
But I must do it.
So I can afford even more weed.
Do you see?
Do you see what this does to me?
This is who I have become, and it's glorious.
For the first time in my life, I'm a fully realized human being.
You know, I enjoy the occasional smoke myself.
Don't even step to me, Junior.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Are you going to see the movie Captain America 3?
Honestly, probably not.
Come on, man.
I need everyone to.
For the money.
For the weed.
All right.
All right.
Well, I'll think about it.
Thanks for calling and sharing your priorities with us, Harrison.
If you see the movie, I'll let you be a high priest of my new crashed airplane weed religion.
Okay, fine.
Sold.
Only if it's under three hours long, though.
I can't promise that.
Okay.
Establishment media sets of artists fighting.
So good luck bullshit we can't afford momentum.
Watch and see as a jack dog.
Comedium speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head on.
It's the Jimmy Tor show.
First up is AOC.
Remember, so I didn't get a chance to cover this.
I was out of town.
She got heckled, but I want to show you.
Just want to remind you what she used to say before she got actual power.
Democratic Party does not do more unless it is pushed.
So we need to push them.
And they don't like it.
I think I annoy them, but in that, but that is our job.
That's our job.
But don't be rude, right?
But don't be rude.
So that's what she used to say before she...
The thing that critics of activists don't get is that they tried playing the polite language policy game, and all it did was make them easier to ignore.
It wasn't until they made folks uncomfortable that there was traction to do anything, even if it wasn't their full demands.
The whole point of protesting is to make people uncomfortable.
Activists take the discomfort with the status quo, and advocates for advocate for concrete policy changes.
Popular support often starts small and grows.
To folks who complain that protest demands make others uncomfortable, that's the point.
If a politician is asking for votes or money.
Oh, I fucking forgot to do that.
Oh, yeah.
I saw you holding papers.
I figured you.
So let's go back to this one.
The thing that critics of activists don't get is that they tried playing the polite policy language game and all it did was to make them easier to ignore.
It wasn't until they made folks uncomfortable that there was traction to do anything, even if it wasn't their full demand.
It sounds logical, but isn't this racist and sexist?
I'm confused.
The whole point of protesting is to make people uncomfortable.
Activists take the discomfort with the status quo and advocate for concrete policy changes.
Popular support often starts small and gross to folks who complain protest demands make others uncomfortable.
That's the whole point.
I thought the whole point of protest was to affect change.
It's not that I'm trying to make someone uncomfortable.
It's just that I don't care if I do.
Yeah, I mean, the point isn't to make people uncomfortable.
The point is to affect change.
Yeah, if they're uncomfortable on the way to that change.
So be it.
And then she says: if politician is asking for your votes or money, you can ask them for a plan.
Pressure makes us better.
Well, if that's true, the pressure of being such an embarrassing lying hypocrite must make you awesome.
What exactly does that pressure make better?
Your hair and makeup?
And then when we did add pressure to her and we demanded that she follow through on her campaign promise to demand something for her vote and to get a vote on Medicare for all, and we did that, she said this to be to be 100% honest, she says.
And you know when someone starts off with when it's 100% honest emoji, you know they're keeping it 100% honest.
She says it was hard during this to be talking about during forced to vote when we tried to force the squad to actually get something for their vote for Nancy Pelosi's speaker.
And it was a mask off moment and she wouldn't do it.
None of them would do it.
They revealed that they wouldn't cross their leadership to do anything.
And that's when we knew it was over, that the Justice Democrats' big idea was over.
That was a failed experiment and it's a failure to put progressives inside the Democratic Party elected.
Well, you have to realize Kevin McCarthy being Speaker of the House was the Putin of its time.
It was the Putin of its time.
So here she says, also a bummer to see figures excuse comments like F her and F anyone who protects her.
That's not tone.
That's fine.
She's talking about me.
I just saw it targeted and marred Bill Mars.
Yeah.
So here she was giving a speech in her district last week.
Now, there's a lot of interesting things about this, but one of the most interesting to me is how few people are there.
This is somebody with 12 million Twitter followers.
This is the most popular politician in the Democratic Party.
This is the crowd she gets on a good weather, wasn't snowed out, wasn't raining.
And a handful of people show up to hear her.
You know why?
Because the people who used to care about her saw her turn their back on them and she's abandoned us, just like Bernie Sanders has.
She has a 90% critical score on Rotten Tomatoes, but like a 20% audience score.
It turns out.
Yes.
Yes.
So here we go.
So now somebody's all voting for more war and nuclear war.
So they're voting to ramp up the war with Russia and war with China.
And we're on the brink of a nuclear war and they keep voting for it.
And so somebody confronted them over it.
Congresswoman, none of this matters unless there's a nuclear war, which you voted to send arms and weapons to Ukraine.
Tulsi Gabbard, she's left the Democratic Party because there are wonderful humans.
Okay?
You originally voted, you ran as an outsider, yet you've been voting to start this war in Ukraine.
You're voting to start further nuclear war with Russia and China.
Why are you playing with the lives of American citizens?
You're playing with our lives.
There will be no neighbors if there's a nuclear bomb.
You voted to mobilize and send money to Ukrainian Nazis.
You're a coward.
You're a progressive socialist.
Where are you against the war mobilization?
He's telling the right truth.
You have done nothing.
Tulsi Gabbard has shown guts where you've shown cowardice.
I believed in you and you became the very thing you sought to fight against.
That's what you've become.
You are the establishment and you are the reason why everybody will end up in a nuclear war unless you choose to stand up right now and denounce the Democratic Party.
Will you do that?
Yes or no?
No.
Okay?
Simple.
Are you going to stop nuclear war?
Yes or no?
So now I don't know if you saw what she says.
She's telling him there's a line.
If you want to ask a question, there's a line.
Remember, she told us to caught us a ruckus.
Remember, she told us that you have to stop being polite and you have to start raising your voices.
You have to start making people uncomfortable.
Time to queue up.
Somebody's, yes, somebody's doing it.
Somebody's doing it to her because she actually has power now and she's voting for more war.
And someone's calling her on it.
And she's telling her to be, hey, remember all that shit I said?
It was bullshit.
Forget it.
Forget it.
It wasn't real.
You're not supposed to be rude.
You're not supposed to cause a ruckus.
And you're supposed to get in line, get in the queue.
And when it comes to your turn, we're going to turn off the mic.
So he keeps going.
There is no line because this is bullshit.
None of this matters if we're all dead.
None of it.
You know that!
Then let's take it up right now'cause this is the only thing that matters.
This is the only thing that matters right now.
We can be in a nuclear war at any minute and you continue to fund it.
That's what's going on.
Why not?
She said, I will get to the issue.
That's what she keeps saying.
I will get to it.
Why not right now?
Just says QA.
Here we go.
Now.
Because you are being rude.
Why?
Because now she's upset that.
Look, by the way, no one's there.
And by the way, there's no cover charge.
You're being rude to our deaf and invisible guests.
Is this QA or QAnon?
Am I right?
So now, after she told us you're supposed to be impolite, you're supposed to cause a ruckus.
You're supposed to make people uncomfortable.
Now she's the powerful and someone's doing exactly that.
And she says, first she said I was being violent.
And now she's saying he's being rude.
And that's why she's not going to talk about nuclear war because it's rude.
Wait, now, Jimmy, when you said, what you said, you were miles and miles farther away than this guy who's just rude.
So the further away you are, the more violent it gets.
Yeah.
The further away you get.
I was saying it in my studio in Los Angeles, and she said that was violence.
And now he's saying it to her face.
And all she's saying, so maybe she's growing up a little.
Maybe she now sees it as just being rude.
So there's a little more.
You're The liar here.
Nobody has hold you accountable.
Nobody has.
That's what's happening.
And it is time for you to stand up and realize that what you've been saying has been lies.
Lies.
Let your conscience come through for once.
That's like the end of a movie.
So, of course, all the shit lives on YouTube, like Mild Kalinsky.
And they all apologize for her.
They all made it about Tulsi Gabbard.
When they covered this, all they did was talk about Tulsi Gabbard, and they didn't talk about her.
So, and they didn't, of course, they're not holding her accountable.
That's what they don't do.
That's why our show is way more popular than their shows.
Do you want to play three W's with this or not?
Oh, so what do you think she's going to use?
Let's play the three W's, Kurt.
Which of the three W's will AOC use to deflect this accurate criticism?
Will it be women, Wasism, or WASA?
It's always one of them three.
The three W's.
Well, here's what Glenn Greenwald says.
He says, in 12, 2020, in December 2020, on Antifa activists menacing politicians in public, activists should be impolite, AOC said.
The whole point of protesting is to make people uncomfortable.
Now, last night, she's like, I'm not going to answer you because you're being rude.
By the way, those activists were lighting things.
Like, people should be uncomfortable.
Even if it's from a fire you said, that's fine.
But you know, you're not allowed to cut in line.
So, Mehdi Hassan, this guy, what a creep.
He works at MSNBC.
He's a serious fucking establishment creep.
He says, this is what he's talking about what that guy just did, which is exactly what you're supposed to do in America.
That's what an American would do.
That's what we're supposed to do.
That's what AOC used to say that people were supposed to do.
But now a tool like Mehdi Hassan, who doesn't understand how things work in America, apparently, is now going to shame someone for doing exactly what AOC used to convince people to do and used to encourage people to do.
But now, since she's the powerful and Mehdi always simps for the powerful, because he's a piece of shit, he's going to say this about that guy.
He says, this is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
Screaming hysterically about opposing war while praising Tulsi Gabbard, avoiding any mention of Vladimir Putin and blaming AOC.
He put a dot, dot, dot.
Yeah.
And get ready for this.
He was blaming AOC.
Actually, your tweet is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen on this site.
MSNBC tool supporting more wars.
Get the fuck out of here with this shit, you fucking tool.
This was one of the most, this was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in quite a long time.
Go collect your check and shut the entire hell up.
Well said, Miss Fitblack.
Well, yeah.
Well said.
He wasn't hysterical.
That was the most, that was actually the most cogent, least hysterical, like succinct argument I've heard of people screaming at a thing ever, I think.
Here's what Max Blumenthal said.
He says, as far as dumbest things ever goes, two of the media's biggest opportunists posing as anti-establishment truth tellers outranks a couple of New Yorkers protesting the pro-war hypocrisy of their representative.
So he's pointing to this stupid article written in the Huffington Post about how these two fucking pieces of shit, the biggest cocksuckers of the establishment in the history of the establishment, Mehdi Hassan, joined this other guy just like him.
Then they're going to expose the establishment.
They're the AOCs of their domains.
Yes, they are.
They are the AOCs of AOC.
And Mehdi Hassan is willing to sell out anybody, any activist, shit on any person who's fighting against the establishment for his paycheck at MSNBC.
Is he a Canadian guy?
He's pretty sure.
I know he's a crazy religious.
He doesn't like gay people.
He wants to all that stuff.
Oh, he's horrible.
Why does he like Putin better than Mehdi Hassan?
Yeah.
But when he got a job at Western media, he had to denounce that stuff, even though it's on video.
He became a moderate.
Yeah, he became a moderate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So now, so here's what she actually did.
This is what, which W is this, Kurt?
She said, oh, this is this W is Weibullism.
She says the worst part, which of course they cut out from the clip, is the fact that they were yelling over a deaf constituent.
Oh, she's sticking up for somebody because they can't hear.
What's the asterisk?
Is it closed caption for the hearing?
I guess asking a question.
And they continued to do so when it was made clear that they were yelling over a person with a disability.
She used Webelism.
Wow.
So she used Weibullism.
Ableism?
So, oh, so, okay, then it does it.
So she's.
Wait till she.
Go ahead.
So she, I remember, I might have put that in there wrong.
I thought she would, they, because they're standing near a deaf person, she's saying they're yelling over them as like the way.
But she's just lying and saying it.
Okay.
Yeah, she's lying and saying.
But wait till she hears that herring is the most common disorder among former nuclear laboratory workers at the U.S. Department of Energy.
This is true.
Is that right?
And there she is to show she cares about deaf people.
She should doubly care about nuclear war.
It's so cute that she thinks nuclear war is not connected to disabilities.
Isn't it?
Only a...
Only a woke, stupid motherfucker like AOC could think that nuclear war isn't connected to disabilities.
I mean, only an actress like AOC.
They must hand her stuff like ad copy.
Like, here's what you're going to say in case this.
What do I do when they bring up the very valid points though?
What do I do when they bring up?
Stick to the script.
The three W's.
Find a deaf person.
Say they're yelling over them.
Yeah, make a new W if you got to.
The Democratic lawmaker responded to Hassan's tweet, claiming the worst part about the protesters was that they were yelling over a deaf constituent who was asking a question.
What was the best part, though?
I guess I have to admit, I guess I was wrong about AOC.
She didn't claim to be a victim of word violence.
She deflected by hiding behind an audience member from a marginalized community.
I guess I do over an apology.
I thought she would say it was violence.
By the way, if you're more important than nuclear war, I'm saying you're not marginalized.
I'm going to call out right now.
If you're being yelled over is more important than nuclear war.
You just made the big time, baby.
And by the way, how would the deaf person even know that they're being yelled over?
They were yelling.
From behind.
If someone's yelling at the deaf person from behind, they don't know it.
Right?
Yes.
Okay.
So when she responded by saying that bullshit, when she responded by saying the worst part was that they're yelling over a deaf person, Nick from the Revolutionary Black Eye Network said, are you going to address the criticism or not?
And that got 2,800 likes underneath her own stupid tweet.
The answer was nah, sir.
Nah, the answer is nah.
And Mehdi shifts the blame off an elected U.S. official to criticize former politician with no power and a foreign leader we have no control over.
Then AOC sprinkles on an appeal to identity politics sympathy, Both skipping the issue being addressed.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats.
That's really well said, Lex Brody.
You know, any of them, if they were in the UK, would be called Tories.
Yes, I know.
Jackson Hinkle makes the show.
He says AOC thinks we should disregard her constituents who called her out over funding Ukrainian Nazis and sending us down the path of nuclear war with Russia because they were allegedly talking over a deaf person at the town hall.
Turns out the deaf person wasn't even talking.
Oh, AOC, are you deaf?
About time someone confronted these pro-war frauds.
This should be happening every day to everyone who votes for more war.
I bet she claims she's a victim of word violence now.
Okay.
I did that joke out of turn, but I do that a lot.
So the deaf person wasn't talking.
Oh, word violence is a W, but the correct answer is Weba's wisdom.
I like what Heidi says.
She says, this is fire.
I've been waiting for someone to call AOC out on blatant hypocrisy.
No, I don't want to date her.
Representative AOC was heckled at a town hall in the Bronx with some distinctly pro-Russian talking points, says Hunter Walker.
Great name, dude.
Hunter Walker.
Hunter Walker.
Pro-Russian talking points.
Wait, yeah, wait, Hunter, are you telling me one of Russia's talking points is nuclear war would be a disaster?
No shit.
That's a Russian talking point.
That's one of my talking points, too.
So you're saying I'm not alone on this nuclear war is bad talking point thing.
Yeah, I thought I was a little, I thought it was just a few people got it that it was bad.
You told me Russia also gets it.
Apparently, apparently, Russian talking points.
That's what he says.
He says that's these are Russian talking points saying that nuclear war is bad.
Am I supposed to give a shit that it's a I don't even understand the concept of when they go, that's a pro-Russian talking point.
And I go, so it's also my talking point.
Yeah.
So could you address the point or no?
No, they can't address the point.
Apparently, what there's, hey, protesters, are you sure this is the nuclear hill you want to die on?
Come on.
Shouldn't you be dealing with your own ableism and your wasism and your love of Washa?
Vladimir Putin.
Oh, by the way, you want to know who this guy is?
I'll give you three guesses where this fucking guy works.
This guy, Hunter Walker, this pro-war piece of shit.
Of course, of course.
Oh, Rolling Stone.
Of course, New York Times best-selling author works at The Rolling Stone, the shittiest fucking magazine.
Wow, if this was like 15 years ago, he'd be writing like lad books about how to bang in different countries.
Now he's this.
Now he's this.
Hunter Walker.
Now he's apologizing.
He's an apologist for politicians pushing nuclear war for profit.
That's what that is.
That's their journalists over at the Rolling Stone.
Is that a model of Terminator from the part three?
I don't know.
Hunter Walker you is that really I think his real name, Hunter Walker?
Or do you think that that was fed into a computer?
That's what I thought is when he's composite.
It's like some kind of bullshit in the now name.
Yeah.
Hunter Walker.
Like Max Power on the Scent when Homer was max power.
Yeah.
There's a, there's some, there's more.
Yeah.
Anyway.
All right.
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So the Jimmy Dore show has been vindicated.
We were against vaccine mandates for many reasons, but big one was there was no science behind them.
We were onto it very quickly.
We had Dr. Robert Malone on our show, which told us that the vaccine was a leaky vaccine, which means that it's not sterilizing, which means that even if you're vaccinated, you can still transmit the virus.
You can still contract the virus.
And we were also told by Dr. Robert Malone, because it's a leaky vaccine, and those two things I just said are true, we're never, ever going to be able to ever vaccinate our way out of this pandemic.
It will be here forever because it has animal hosts.
And so I knew that like a year and a half before the rest of the country.
And so I was against, and I was on scientific ground by opposing vaccine mandates.
And now I had people come on my show and debate them.
And it was obvious those people didn't know a fucking thing about anything about the science behind these new mRNA vaccines.
They didn't know anything about them.
And I did.
Why?
Because I had a reason to get informed about it because I got vaccine injured.
Now, if you want to, you want to see how they told you over and over again.
By the way, according to YouTube, I can't say that the vaccine doesn't stop transmission or contraction.
What I can say is that it slows.
That's according to YouTube.
So I have to say.
It slowly seeps into me.
So it slowly sleeps into you.
It does slow the transmission and contraction.
That's what YouTube says.
That's not what Pfizer is saying right now, but YouTube is saying, and that's the science.
So I'm just letting you know.
I'm not saying that.
I'm telling you what the here.
Here's what I'm going to tell you.
Here's what Joe Biden and all the assholes were telling you for a year.
We're not in a position where we think that any virus, including the Delta virus, which is much more transmissible and more deadly in terms of non-unvaccinated people, the various shots that people are getting now cover that.
You're okay.
You're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.
Now, that's the president of the United States on television on CNN saying that.
Because if you get this vaccination, you're not going to get COVID.
Look how young and vibrant he looks saying that.
And I was laughing at him then, like, he sounds slow.
Now, here's the head of the CDC, Dr. Rochelle Walensky.
She's going to say the same thing.
Our data from the CDC today suggests that vaccinated people do not carry the virus, don't get sick.
And that it's not just in the clinical trials, but it's also in real world data.
Now, I'm pretty sure she's 1,000% lying there.
Now, I can't be sure, but I'm going to tell you, I'll show you why I think she's lying.
The CDC director.
Now, the CDC director has, I've made the remark that she sounds like a used car salesman every time she talks.
And you know why?
Because I'm pretty sure she's lying every time she talks.
And she's completely captured.
And so now let's get so now we had the president of the United States.
We had the head of the CDC.
Now let's get the number one news show host on television to tell you that same lie.
Let's watch.
We know that the vaccines work well enough that the virus stops with every vaccinated Person.
A vaccinated person gets exposed to the virus.
The virus does not infect them.
The virus cannot then use that person to go anywhere else.
Hey, I'm dumber than Jimmy Dore.
How does that feel?
I'm dumber than Jimmy Door.
Yeah, she has better hair, but dumber.
Almost the same haircut.
We have the same haircut.
A little darker.
So that so now we had the number one news show on television that was Rachel Maddow during Russia Gate.
She was the number one news show.
She lied to you at the top of her lungs.
We had the head of the CDC lying to you.
We had the president of the United States lying to you.
Who did that leave out?
That leaves out Fauci.
Let's listen to Fauci.
Let's see if he tells the same lie.
Vaccines prevent getting infected, prevent getting sick, prevent your hospitalization.
That's what normal vaccines do.
That's what vaccines have always done.
Before they changed the definition, that's what vaccines did.
Watch.
Vaccines prevent getting infected, prevent getting sick, prevent your hospitalization.
So that's so, so you heard him.
So you heard them all say.
So now the big thing is going around is that they never said that.
So that's why I'm showing you that first.
And why am I showing you all of this?
Because here's a member of the European Parliament.
And he was interviewing or he was questioning in the European Parliament.
He was questioning Janine Small.
She's Pfizer's president of international development markets.
She was testifying before the European Union Parliament on Monday.
This is last Monday, when she was asked this question by so this he's a Dutch member of parliament.
And let's watch what he has to say about his questioning of the Pfizer executive.
Here's what he says, and then I'll show you the question.
If you don't get vaccinated, you're anti-social.
This is what the Dutch prime minister and health minister told us.
Let me hear that again.
If you don't get vaccinated, you're anti-social.
Boy, I bet that's exactly how Sweden worded that as a slogan to it.
It's so IKEA basic, isn't it?
Okay.
Anti-social.
Here we go.
This is what the Dutch prime minister and health minister told us.
You don't get vaccinated just for yourself, but also for others.
Now, that's what people said who came on the show and debated me over mandates.
They said we're supposed to do it for others because they were listening to propaganda and they weren't thinking critically, skeptically at all about what Big Pharma and the government were telling them.
We were because we were looking at other studies that contradicted everything the government and big pharma were saying.
And so we knew they were lying at the time.
Now, my comedian friends didn't look into it.
So they didn't know that they were being lied to.
And so what they did was repeat propaganda.
They did it on this show.
They do it on Twitter and Facebook and TikTok.
They do it all the time.
They're repeating propaganda from big pharma uncritically because they don't want to look at what's really going on.
Well, how are you going to get a guest spot on gutsy?
That's right.
So here we go.
I'm going to start again.
If you don't get vaccinated, you're anti-social.
This is what the Dutch prime minister and health minister told us.
You don't get vaccinated just for yourself, but also for others.
You do it for all of society.
That's what I said.
Today, this turned out to be complete nonsense.
In a COVID hearing in the European Parliament, one of the Pfizer directors just admitted to me at the time of introduction, the vaccine had never been tested on stopping the transmission of the virus.
This removes the entire legal basis for the COVID passport, the COVID passport that led to massive institutional discrimination.
And so let me just stop it one more time again and let everybody know that our mission at the show was not anti-vax.
We encouraged everyone to get vaccinated who wanted one because it would protect them from serious illness or death.
But what we were serious about was against the mandate for this very reason, because we knew this before this woman admitted it.
We knew this.
So leaky doesn't mean it leaks out of you into society and also protects them.
That's not what that means.
People lost access to essential parts of society.
I find this to be shocking, even criminal.
Please watch the video until the end.
For you, mevrouw Small, I have the next question, where I want to answer a clear answer.
And I will speak in English, so there are no misunderstandings.
Thank you.
Was the Pfizer COVID vaccine tested on stopping the transmission of the virus before it entered the market?
If not, please say it clearly.
If yes, are you willing to share the data with this committee?
And I really want a straight answer.
Yes or no?
And I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you very much.
Regarding the question around, did we know about stopping humanization before it sent to the market?
No.
And she acts like, what are you, an asshole, for asking me that?
Of course we did it.
How would we know something like that?
We hadn't heard Rachel Maddow yet.
No, of course.
Of course we didn't.
She acts like you're the idiot for asking her this question.
And who does that?
The people who do that, she's a criminal liar.
So she knows what he's asking.
She knows it's a scandal.
She knows this is a scandal.
And she's trying to laugh it off.
Because what else are they going to do?
They're fucking criminals.
You don't think they're criminals at Pfizer, at Moderna, at Johnson and Johnson, the people who got half the country hooked on fucking heroin and the other half they put asbestos in your baby powder.
These are the people you're trusting.
These are that's what that's what the face of a fucking criminal liar looks like.
That's what they look like.
These are the people who are the biggest criminals in the world.
That's what they look like.
Liz Cheney is what they look like.
That's right.
These, you know, we had to really move at the speed of science.
We had to move at the speed of science.
How do you measure the speed of science, Kurt?
I know that the speed of light is like 186 miles an hour, but I don't know how to convert that to Fauci's.
It's based on Fauci vibrations to mask, no mask, per.
So she's got more to say.
Watch this.
Understand what is taking place in the market.
This is scandalous.
Millions of people worldwide felt forced to get vaccinated because of the myth that you do it for others.
Now, this turned out to be a cheap lie.
This should be exposed.
Again, I'm not.
Go ahead.
Well, the idea.
Are you not?
Wait, are you supposed to say you are doing it for others?
What's the thing you're supposed to say?
I don't know what you're supposed to say anymore, but I'll tell you this.
Just so I'm covered with YouTube, I don't know.
Grab this covering that he's saying this and that she said that.
Everybody, vaccines totally stop everything.
It protects the guy next to you, is what I was protecting.
I choose to believe.
No matter what some Dutch guy says.
The speed of science.
You know, when you rush to get the result you want, even If it means cutting corners and fudging numbers, because you're not going to share your data anyway, that's what the speed of science means.
So, you'll who will ever know?
Who will ever know as long as some jerk-face Dutch guy doesn't come along asking a bunch of questions?
But by then, by then, before this guy comes along asking a bunch of questions, you've already banked $100 billion.
So, fuck, it doesn't matter what happens.
Oh, that's the speed of science.
It doesn't matter.
That's how quick you get it into the bag before.
That's the speed of science.
You hide the truth for a year and a half.
You get $100 billion into your coffers.
That's the speed of science.
That is the speed of science.
So if you don't get fixed, okay.
So now I want to show you how this is how my friend John Campbell, when I say my friend, he won't talk to me or return my emails.
But he's like a fatherly friend figure for me in my life.
So, and I would just like to say hi.
I watch you every day.
Love you.
I wish you would put out more videos.
He doesn't put out, he only even put one out every day.
Anyway, here's what he had to say about this revelation.
Small, regarding the question around: did we know about stopping the immunization before entering the market?
No.
And they're the word she said, the word no.
Now, this is my interpretation of this because this is only me.
This is how he interprets her saying no.
We didn't do it.
We didn't look into it if it stopped transmission.
This is how he interprets that answer.
COVID-Pfizer vaccine was not tested on stopping the transmission of the virus before it entered the market.
It was not even tested.
Not that they tested it and the numbers weren't as good as they liked and they suppressed them.
They didn't even test that part.
It's science speed.
Off in the horizon.
The science jet is going right over the test.
Looks like the science jet went over your head, Jimmy.
Yes.
So this is, by the way, this is also called doing my own research, which is shunned by the Democrats.
Here we go.
This was not done before the vaccine entered general rollout, despite us being assured that everything, all the normal stages, were carried out.
So we were told, no, they did all the normal stages of that thing to make sure this was okay.
We were told that.
We were reassured over and over again.
And now it takes a member of European Parliament, a Dutch guy, to get the actual answer.
Why wasn't this question asked before?
Why wouldn't Anderson Cooper or Dr. Sanjay Gupta ask Fauci about this?
Why wasn't anybody asked about this before?
You're telling me nobody was fucking asked this question before?
Brought to you by Pfizer?
Brought to you by Pfizer.
That's why.
Okay.
Burt just gave us the answer.
Why?
That's why.
Because those people are brought to you by Pfizer.
And if I had that question, people would call me anti-vax.
Here we go.
They would be for any new product.
And yet it turns out now, we know what, however long it is now later, two years later or whatever, that this wasn't done.
This really is.
I think this is really quite scandalous.
And I certainly feel personally let down by it.
I'm sure a lot of you do.
Ms. Small again, you know, we had to really move at the speed of science.
Now, what I'd like to do now is pause and explain to you exactly what the speed of science means.
What do you think he's going to say?
Do you think he's going to use the F word?
I haven't got a flipping clue.
I haven't got a flipping clue what that means.
The speed of science.
That's exactly what he does.
I'll back it up so we can hear him say it again.
The speed of science means.
I haven't got a flipping clue.
I do know not what it is.
It's just words without meaning.
The speed of science.
Words without meaning.
What does that mean?
What's that supposed to mean?
What's it supposed to convey?
Just has no meaning to me.
So unless I'm a bit stupid, of course.
If Ms. Moore's going to try and explain it, then that's absolutely fine, of course.
Maybe I'm just being a bit thick and I don't understand what the speed of science is.
But I know what it is.
A bunch of lawyers and whatever prepped her for that thing and said, admit, go, yeah, of course we do.
No, we move at the speed of science.
And then that'll be in the paper if the story goes.
That's right.
And you're like, oh, dude, the speed of science.
You got to cut them some slack.
We get the speed of science.
I'm wondering, because this is Dutch, so, but I want to hear like who parrots that term, the speed of science.
Like, do you think Colbert can make it all the way up to Colbert?
Oh, of course.
But there are already people on Twitter, like, you'll say, hey, they lied about this stuff.
And they'll go, hey, but nobody really knew what was happening.
No, that's not what.
That's not.
No, they were lying.
They didn't make mistakes.
When someone lies, it's a lie.
And if someone makes a mistake, it's a mistake.
These weren't mistakes.
Well, if Trump did it, it would be bad.
He did do it.
All right, here we go.
Two science degrees and a research degree.
I've never heard the term.
So anyway, we need to learn new things.
He's got two science degrees and a research degree, and he's never heard how.
How long did it take him to get him?
Then he's got his answer.
It takes a while for that term to make its way to you.
That's all.
The speed of science is slow.
We've been doing science since I was 18.
From that point of view, we had to do everything at risk.
Now, I'd like to explain to you what everything at risk means now.
And again, I can't because I don't know what it means.
Remember, she said that we have to do everything at risk.
I didn't show it, but it's, and he's like, what does that mean?
Does it mean anything?
Well, I'm.
What risk?
Can't be sued.
Yeah.
What these words mean.
I simply don't know what the words mean.
I think Dr. Barola, chief executive of Pfizer, of course.
Now, these bits are just from a popular news out there, so I'm not going to spend too much on them.
He would turn around and say to himself, if not us, then who?
Again, don't understand.
Dr. Barol actually felt the importance of what was going on in the world.
Well, good, good, good, good, good.
Therefore, as a result of that, we actually spent $2 billion at the risk of self-funded money from Pfizer.
They better do the research and develop manufacturer at risk to be able to make sure that we were in a position to be able to help with the pandemic, which, of course, is very noble of them.
Now, Mr. Roos said this is scandalous.
Millions of people worldwide felt forced to get vaccinated because of the myth that you do it for others.
Now, this turned out to be a cheap lie.
This should be exposed.
Now, I do stress that this is not me saying this.
This is Mr. Roos saying this.
I have to stress also.
So he's going to speak for me now when he reads the YouTube guidelines.
We'll just clarify the YouTube guidelines now, because YouTube, we can't say anything that contradicts local health authorities or the World Health Organization.
So I'm certainly not saying that.
No.
And efficacy of the vaccines.
We're not allowed.
I'm not allowed to say content that claims that the vaccines do not reduce transmission or contraction of the disease.
I'm not saying that.
I'm saying that.
Does that Pfizer lady know her YouTube channel's a danger?
That populator needs to call YouTube, but here we go.
And I'd just like to add that I think that Dr. Boyla, and I do recognize a veterinarian as a doctor in charge of human drugs.
And I don't think there's anything weird about that at all.
And they should call him doctor in their statements as if his doctrine applies to this.
But it doesn't.
Because it does.
Ah!
So here we go.
Now, some of you might think that that was implied by Mr. Roos and Miss Moore, but that's entirely your conjecture.
That's nothing to do with me.
So let's just close by listening to the fuller version of the video now.
So that's it.
So that's how he covered it.
I gave you what the YouTube guidelines are.
I'm saying that this guy from Dutch, the Dutch guy, is out of his mind, doesn't know what he's talking about.
But it's as interesting as a news story.
I have to cover it.
So I'm covering it as a news story that the Pfizer woman admitted to something that if I said would get my channel taken down on YouTube.
The Pfizer lady, that's executive from Pfizer, admitted something in front of the European Parliament that if I said on my own channel, YouTube would take it down.
So please, YouTube, We're trying to cover this at the speed of science.
I'm trying to cover this at the speed of propaganda.
And so, by the way, Pfizer to become 100 billion behemoth next year, thanks to COVID-19 drug and vaccine analysis, analyst.
There it is, 100 billion.
So it worked out.
Okay.
Then here's the guy, the head of Pfizer.
I just want to remind you how much of a liar.
Where's the doctor in front of his name?
It doesn't say, why doesn't it say doctor?
He says, excited to share that updated analysis from our phase three study with BionTech also showed that our COVID-19 vaccine, 100% effective in preventing COVID-19.
Now, according to the executive, according to the executive, they never even tested it to see if that was true.
So is each phase not even a different full mouse?
Who knows?
So that said that the vaccine was 100% effective in preventing COVID-19 cases in South Africa.
And then he says it again, 100%.
But the lady at the European Parliament said that they never even tested to see if it did.
Well, in South Africa, so you have to really look at the South Africa.
She got home.
You see?
I got you.
So goes South Africa.
So goes the world.
That was the science then.
That was.
Here's a tweet by Pfizer.
The Pfizer BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine has not been approved or licensed by the US FDA, but it has been authorized for emergency use to prevent COVID-19 in individuals.
That was from January 26, 2021.
That's what they were saying.
Now they knew.
By the way, this tweet is still up.
So I don't know how Twitter works anymore, but I thought they took down medical misinformation.
Maybe they don't anymore.
Maybe they let you keep it up.
Pfizer was saying this on January.
That's Pfizer was saying this.
Pfizer, now Pfizer is saying they didn't test it to see if this was true.
That's what they're saying now.
And now, do you see why you should always be skeptical of government and big pharma when they tell you anything about anything, that you don't have faith in science, that you don't trust science?
What do you do with science?
You question science until they show you the evidence.
That's how science works.
You don't trust it.
You don't shame people for doing their own research.
You don't have faith in science, like some comedians say.
Comedians put it on their in their stand-up.
I have faith in science.
They'll say that, not realizing how dumb that actually makes them sound because you don't trust science.
You don't have faith in it.
You question the shit out of it.
You know, you could be dumb, but I just, the resentful thing I have is you're going to talk down to people that are smart enough to read.
To read.
And you're going to like, that's the stupid.
That's just the real, that's like the sticking point to me.
To me, it is too.
You go, I don't know, nothing.
I do.
And he says, okay.
But like, yeah, if you want to go, hey, I let other people do my thinking for me when it comes to my health care or taking experimental medical treatments.
I let other people do my thinking for that.
What you're saying, that's one thing, but it's another thing to then go, you're an asshole if you actually do want to think about this.
One of these guys, what are you going to start reading?
What are you, Huck Finn's dad in the book?
What are you better than me?
You're reading books?
Yeah, it looks like we got ourselves a reader.
Tell me, boy, what you reading for.
So again, here it is.
That's from Pfizer.
It was authorized for emergency use to prevent COVID-19 in individuals 16 and over.
That was from January 26, 2021.
So there's no, and I've showed you, I've showed you the number one news host.
I've showed you the president of the United States.
I showed you the head of the CDC, and I showed you the head of the FDA.
They all said this thing that now the Pfizer executive says is a lie.
Initially, a small number of so-called breakthrough infections were reported, but by late 2021, it had become clear the vaccinated were still catching and spreading the virus.
Health officials now say that although the vaccines do not completely prevent transmission, they reduce the severity of the disease and so ease the strain on hospitals.
Breakthrough.
Breakthrough infections.
That's actually a made-up marketing term they pulled out of their asses at the speed of science.
Breakthrough infections, also known as infections.
Breakthrough infections.
Breakthrough cases, also known as cases.
Jesus.
How did they get over the wall?
Earlier this year, White House chief medical advisor, Dr. Antony Fauci, admitted that COVID vaccines don't protect overly well against infection.
Overly well?
Is that a science term?
That's a science term.
How well do you think we're not overly well?
Overly well?
It's not crazy, good.
They protect quite well against a severe disease.
So you see how they shifted the narrative, even though they knew Pfizer didn't do any of the research that would say they could say that.
In January, Dr. Borla, he's a veterinarian.
He said two doses of the vaccine offered very limited protection, if any, against the Omicron variant.
I understand your frustrations.
I really do.
That's Ms. Small.
She was the lady who just admitted all this.
I understand because I'm a lion piece.
I understand your frustrations because we lied to everybody for years and you guys based your policy of mandatory vaccinations on people off of this lie.
I get why you're upset about it, but nothing's going to happen to me.
And I'm super fucking rich because of this.
Well, I like this part the most here.
But I also hope at some point somewhere you also do appreciate what pharmaceutical companies have done in order to be able to roll out and deliver vaccines at such speed and scale.
Well, I understand what pharmaceutical companies had to do.
I wouldn't say I appreciate it.
I understand what you had to do to get this vaccine to market.
I certainly don't appreciate it.
I would have appreciated more of you.
Jesus.
Slowed the speed of science a little bit.
Maybe slow it.
The speed of science is fine.
It's the speed of marketing.
University, listen to this.
So then they got, so listen in this article.
Listen to this guy they quote.
University of Sydney vaccine expert Professor Julie Leask told News.com, Australia, the claim that Mr. Roo's video heavily distorts the facts.
It exaggerates our current situation with Omicron.
So this woman is, again, being paid somewhere by somebody.
Yeah, I was just about to Google it.
Like, I got to know.
Find out what kind of money she's getting because this person lacks integrity.
She says it exaggerates our current situation with Omicron.
That's not what we're fucking talking about.
And you know it.
That's not, we're not talking about Our current situation with Omicron and applies to the last year's situation with Alpha and Delta strains.
Yeah, that's because that's what we're fucking talking about, you liar.
And speaking of exaggerating the situation with Omicron, you had some nerve saying that to anybody.
The trials had a primary this, listen to this.
Listen to this language.
She's the chair advisor to the World Health Organization.
There you go.
Julie Leask.
The trials had a primary outcome of reducing risk of any disease and severe disease, but not transmission.
Now, I already showed you all the people who said that it did stop.
I showed you that.
I showed you the tweet from Pfizer.
And also, YouTube says it.
And also, YouTube says it.
YouTube says it does stop transmission.
So now is she lying?
Now, I'm not supposed to be able to contradict somebody from the WHO, so I'm not doing that.
I'm just showing out that Pfizer contradicted them.
Just so you know, Julie Lease, she co-wrote the communications from the WHO's COVID-19 vaccine safety plan.
Ah, so Rich says it never guaranteed.
So here, let me read it again.
The trials had a primary outcome of reducing risk of any disease and severe disease, but not transmission.
However, real-world studies rapidly looked at this too.
It was logical there would be some reduction, but it was never guaranteed the vaccine would give sterilizing immunity.
Boy, oh boy, it's just so weird that they were tweeting this stuff then from Pfizer, and the WHO didn't make Twitter take this down.
You would think that the WHO, that woman from the WHO, would be mad at Pfizer and angry that they're tweeting things like this, which contradicts exactly what she's saying here: it was never guaranteed.
They didn't guarantee.
They just said it's approved to prevent it.
I remember you got in trouble because you showed.
Was it the FDA or CDC?
The FDA.
The FDA.
And it turned out that you were wrong.
They were wrong.
And I was like, I know.
I know.
So there she is saying that it's never.
What are you crazy?
Sterilizing immunity?
What are you?
Oh!
*Bell rings*
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who is this?
Jimmy.
This is former President Barack Obama.
Mr. President, thanks for calling.
Anytime, JD.
You know, I love.
Hey, hold on.
Okay.
You know, I love calling and rapping with you.
I always have.
But I shall be clear.
Yours is not the only show like this that I appear on.
I'm a bit of a podcast slut.
I see.
No offense taken.
In fact, I was recently honored to be a guest of Pod Save America.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, God damn those guys.
Go ahead.
Yep.
And believe me, those fellows are saving America.
One F at a time.
Right.
And during your appearance on their pod saving, you said that the Democratic Party needs to stop being a buzzkill.
Can you elaborate on that?
You know, I can't, Timmy.
The Democratic Party needs to stop harshing everyone mellow.
I'm sorry.
I mean, most Americans, the average folks who vote, they're just trying to be cool, man.
Go about life with Zen and chill.
And we can't afford electorally to come along and slap the figurative bong out of their hands.
It just puts a dim vibe over the whole proceedings.
I don't understand this.
Let me be clear.
The American people are sitting on the front stoop on a Saturday afternoon, just enjoying a nice buzz.
And who comes along with the Democratic Party?
Now, the party can't partake and be cool, or the party can choose to, you know, bring up some trifling ass shit from the past, make a scene, bring up that they slept with someone's sister, someone gets got, you know, kill the buzz.
I understand that you're trying to use metaphors here, but I don't know for what.
Like I said, the pot saviors, a lot of people think that they're walking on eggshells when it comes to language.
Most of us are trying to educate ourselves in good faith, but sometimes it takes a while, especially the older folks.
You know, especially when it comes to gender language and so forth.
Okay.
And it doesn't help when the more, shall we say, woke wings of the Democratic Party seem like they are out to scold everybody who doesn't get it in line immediately with the stuff.
Okay, I'm sort of agreeing with you here.
Yeah, okay.
And, you know, other positions from the far left wing of the party that may not resonate with the average Democratic voter.
Such as what?
You know, the messaging and the issues.
No, no, I don't know.
Tell me.
Medicare for all canceling student debt.
Right.
This scares away a lot of middle-class centrist voters that the Democratic Party needs to win elections.
Oh, I see what I see what it is just going on here.
You're trying to link the excesses of wokeness with the demands of the progressive wing of the party to discredit those demands.
That's what you're doing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm not trying to discredit anyone or anything.
I'm just saying what wins elections.
Actually, it turns out those things are very popular with voters as long as they aren't smeared as commie pinko super far left ideas.
Hold on, I'm getting another call here.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Jimmy Dorso, who's this?
What the hell are you talking about?
Who is this again?
It's a James Claudio.
James.
Uh-oh.
James!
Uh-oh.
Here comes the Bitbull.
Better look out, Jimmy.
You're damn right.
Dora, you're out of your damn mind.
Brock is right on the nose here.
I disagree, Jackass.
Well, you just won voter, ain't you?
Yeah.
Effon the police.
I have never heard a more acockamine idea in my entire political career.
No more police.
Anyone who says that is trying to lose an election.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Well, first of all, it doesn't mean no more police.
Well, it sure sounds like that to me.
Oh, this woke bullshit.
It's going to tank the whole party.
Have you little progressive ideas?
Think about gender in a new way.
Have at it.
Just keep it the hell out of electoral politics.
It's like a perfect parrot kits Covered with coffee shed duffet.
Both is perfect on their own, but put them together.
Who thought that was a good idea?
What is this for?
Will you two please stop using metaphors?
You're really bad at them.
Look, this is all I'm trying to say, Jimmy.
the toys in the sandbox.
The shovels, the pails, the Medicare for all.
And James knows a thing or two about getting Democrats selected, let's be honest.
Yeah, yeah, you gave us Bill Clinton.
Big thanks.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Now, he was the most centrist Democrat in our lifetime.
Boom.
One twice.
Very proud of that.
No, no, hold on.
I'm feeling.
Oh, hey.
Now, hold on.
I'm still a little bit left out here.
You were close second.
Jimmy, we got to put on our big boy pants and acknowledge what wins elections.
And sorry to tell you all this pie in the sky.
Too easy flavored baby food ain't it.
What wins is selling a Democratic Party as a Republican Party if they was pro-choice?
Yeah.
That's it.
So me and Barack are going to keep on going on podcasts and saying that.
So no real concern for anything that would improve the lives of Americans then?
Nothing?
Look, we're saying we're pro-choice without actually doing anything about it.
What else do people want?
Well, glad to see the leaders of the Democratic Party still have their heads up their asses.
Some things just don't change.
People don't want change.
It scares them.
Take it for me, the Cajun swamp gollom of American politics.
I know what scares people.
I don't want to scare people with change either.
I want to sue them with the status quo.
And no one will do that better than Joe Biden.
Okay, I gotta go.
I got another center-left podcast to be a guest on.
Let's see here, which one is all perfect.
The status quo boys.
They won't push back on nothing.
Yeah, they are fans.
They're a lot of fun.
Very fantastic.
Remember, though, James, don't raise your voice too much.
It traumatizes Lewis, and they have to take a 10-minute break.
Okay, you know what?
Go do your goddamn centrist shows to both of you.
I've heard all about it.
I can stand.
Goodbye.
Okay, bye-bye, man.
Bye!
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