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Feb. 4, 2022 - Jimmy Dore Show
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*phone rings*
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy is Joe Biden.
Oh, hello, Mr. Biden.
How are things?
Things are fucking bonkers.
That's how they are.
Oh, yeah.
How come?
Yeah, you don't watch the news.
I'm trying to make this war with Russia happen.
These Ukrainians are being a bunch of sissies.
Yeah, well, I doubt Ukraine wants a war with Russia, sir.
Yeah, well, it's not up to them, is it?
We decide whether Russia invades, not them.
This is bigger than them.
This affects all of us.
NATO, me, you, Commandant the Dog.
Everybody.
They're being selfish in Kyiv.
By the way, it used to be that Kiev was the capital of the Ukraine.
Yeah.
Now Kyiv is the capital of Ukraine.
Yeah.
You got to be hit to the new shit, man, like pronouns.
Ukraine has new pronouns.
The American people don't want war either, buddy.
I'm at 33%, Jack.
Something must be done.
War is the answer.
It always is.
You'll put me over the top in approval ratings.
Over the top.
Like that Sylvester Stallone movie that was just about arm wrestling.
How the hell did that get made anyway?
You cannot possibly be that cynical.
You better believe it, Jackrabbit.
I've been in this game a long time.
I know how it's played.
Every American president has avoided wisely a full-on war with Russia.
Imagine being the first commander-in-chief to go full-on balls deep with that shit.
Jesus.
Absolute legend shit.
This is sickening and terrifying.
You're telling me 33%.
Holy shit.
But I also have domestic strategies to this end as well.
What?
What are those?
Yeah, you're not dealing with a dummy here.
I just announced that I'll be nominating the first African-American woman of Supreme Court of the United States.
Who?
I don't know any of them.
Well, needless to say, it would be a good thing if the Supreme Court had an African-American woman.
Yeah, but I'm doing it for pandering reasons.
I see.
I see.
You see, I need all the wokeys and lefties on my side for this Russia war.
So I have to do an identity politics.
Is that really your calculation here?
Look, Flapjack, I'm playing 2D chess over here.
It's very complicated.
That's just regular chess, Mr. President.
I know, and I always lose.
Look, people are going to love it.
An African-American broad on the highest court in the land.
Imagine all the sass.
When they finally overturn Roe v.
Wade, imagine all the side-ash he's going to give the conservatives.
Ooh, girl, I know you didn't just send women's reproductive rights back half a century.
And then she'd snap in a Z. Do you realize how racist you sound right now?
No.
I'm talking about nominating the first black lady to the Supreme Court.
How can that be racist?
Well, we're all aware of your history of comments about desegregation.
You realize that, right?
God damn it, fucking YouTube.
Look, that was a long time ago.
I'm cool with the blacks now.
I'm down, man.
I see.
So, yeah, I'm building my coalition.
I may not get any of my legislative agenda passed, but I'll get people behind me with a war.
The Republicans and Democrats are always up for war no matter what.
You know, fuck it.
It invades Belgium.
We don't give a shit.
We just want to see explosions.
And the people who will be wowed with my progressiveness with the black thing.
And then a final key component.
Oh, yeah, what's that?
Cat people.
Jimmy, we got a cat.
A White House cat.
Her name is Willow, and she's a firecracker.
Not taking any business from the dogs.
And I love it, and I love her.
I love my cat.
And I have to say that in order to win over the cat people.
Cat people?
Yes, people who adore cats.
Emotionally stunted, maladapted to modern life, pathologically fragile, pathetic husks of adulthood.
Usually vote Democrat, but are unsure and unsupportive.
Very untrusting, misanthropic.
Normally would not support war with Russia.
Okay.
But if these people see me loving on my new cat, they will trust me to engage in almost literally any unauthorized criminal war games.
Imagine.
They'll be behind me.
And with the warmongers, the people who like black people, and whatever other stragglers I can rustle up, I'll have my mandate for dropping fucking bombs.
That is really what you want, isn't it?
It's going to rain into Ukraine.
Well, Mr. President, thanks for calling in as always and showing us who you actually are.
Don't tell nobody.
If anybody asks, I'm just a kindly old grandfather.
God damn it, Will, use the fucking box.
Shitting on the floor is for comedon only.
Okay.
All right, Joe Biden.
God bless Joe Biden.
God bless Joe Biden.
Establishment media sucks.
All gaslighting, so good luck.
Bullshit we can't afford.
Fomenting this world.
Watch and see as it's jacked off.
The median speeds and jumps the medium and hits them head on.
It's the Chimitor Show.
you you Okay, so CNN, again, is pretending like they're not the biggest purveyors of propaganda and lies in the world, which they are.
You know, they're always lying about war.
They're lying about everything.
Bernie Sanders, remember, they lied about progressives.
Well, here is here they are lying about Joe Rogan, and it's my favorite guy by Instelter.
The narrative is.
I want to show all kinds of opinions.
Which sounds great, but not all opinions are credit equal.
You think about major newsrooms like CNN that have health departments and deaths and operations that work hard on verified information on COVID-19.
And we still spread misinformation all the time.
Not to mention all of our color correcting.
We have to get done.
That's right.
And then you have talk show stars like Joe Rogan who just wing it, who make it up as they go along.
And because figures like Rogan are trusted by people that don't trust real newsrooms, we have a tension, a problem that's much bigger than Spotify, Much bigger than any single platform, Kate.
But that's what is the heart of this right now.
Yeah, but you're right.
It is getting at something bigger that isn't going to be solved in one Joe Rogan video or one statement from Spotify.
That's for sure.
It's good to see you, Brian.
Thank you so much.
That's right.
We got to make sure we censor this guy.
That's what the implication was there.
Yeah, but that's not going to do it.
We got to censor this guy.
And so all opinions aren't the same.
And CNN, they get it right because, oh my God, they have all these teams of people making sure they get it right.
I'm going to bet.
You know, the kind of people who are in their fucking newsroom are just like him.
They're all mush-brained fucking establishment types.
I was on a panel with these type of people in San Francisco once.
It was all about news media.
And I was talking about, you know, how my show is popular because you guys are always lying about war and you're always repeating CIA and State Department talking points.
And the guy who was hosting the panel was an Emmy Award-winning NBC News guy.
And he said, Jimmy, I don't know what you think we talk like in our editorial meetings, but we don't talk like you think.
And I go, I'll never know what you talk like in your editorial meetings because I'll never be invited into one of your editorial meetings.
Whereas you, on the other hand, have been groomed to sit in that editorial meeting since you were in kindergarten and you don't even know it.
And they didn't know what to say to me when I said that.
And he said, well, are you a journalist?
You call yourself a journalist?
You go to, I go, yeah.
Did you go to journalism school?
Of course he did not.
So I'm just as qualified to be a journalist as that fucking guy, and that, which is why I get to do better work than him.
Jimmy, for the record, Joe Rogan does not claim to be a journalist.
He's not even in their field of competition.
No, Joe Rogan.
That's how much they suck.
They're being beaten by, like, that's the craziest thing in the world to me.
They're being, yeah, they're being beaten by Johnny Carson.
Like if cartoons were beating them, which they probably do.
Which they probably do too.
So just so you know, CNN with their teams of people got together and lied about Ivermectin over and over and over and over again.
What about your teams of health reporters, Brian?
Why did they lie about Ivermectin?
Why did Dr. Sanjay Gupta have to apologize to him for this?
What is that about?
I thought you had teams of fucking things, but somehow Joe Rogan beat you to the punch on it, and he's right.
Have you seen, I think it's called the paper about the New York Times like in decline at the time Gawker and all these clickbait sites were getting big?
And Brian Stelter is in it.
He used to work at the New York Times.
Of course.
I don't remember the reporter, but there's an old-time reporter and it's showing how the media is changing to pure crap instead of mostly crap.
And he goes, he points and goes, yeah, I think Brian Stelter was made in a lab to annoy me.
And it cuts to Brian Stelter on his phone, like giggling in a tweet like a little middle school girl.
What?
And then, like, that's the new generation.
I watched this happen from way back then, where all these awful clickbait sites, the non-professional, awful so-called journalists who don't do any journalism, they've all been moving up in the industry and getting these jobs.
So now the real media has these awful Brian Stelters.
I mean, I would even put him in the top 10 of the worst of people that I know personally that have made it into the so-called authoritative press.
It's frightening, actually.
So Brian Stelter is worrying about Joe Rogan, and not all opinions are the same.
Well, let's watch these opinions.
It blows my mind that Joe Rogan just yesterday admitted to taking ivermectin.
Ivermectin is something more often used to deworm horses.
CNN is saying I'm taking horse dewormer.
Rogan telling his 13 million Instagram followers that he was treated with several drugs and he included ivermectin on the list, a drug used for livestock.
Rogan said the word ivermectin.
Yes, that's the deworming medicine made to kill parasites and farm animals.
Why would they lie and say that's horse dewormer?
So things are clearly bad, but they're being made even worse by people who have refused to take the vaccine and instead are swallowing horse paste.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, he said that he got better because hey, he said he had a dewormer.
They must know that that's a lie.
You have individuals like Joe Rogan, for example, who don't want to take an experimental vaccine, but will take horse dewormer.
Well, well, well.
Ivermectin is often used to deworm livestock.
Ivermectin, apparently given to deworm animals.
It's a lie on a news network, and it's a lie that's a willing that's that's a lie that they're conscious of.
This is not a mistake.
Yeah.
They're unfavorably framing it as veterinary medicine.
Joe Rogan, he came down with COVID.
He says, he says he's been taking the livestock dewormer, ivermectin.
They lied when they said I was taking horse dewormer.
Ivermectin is a drug that is commonly used as a horse dewormer.
They keep saying I'm taking horse dewormer.
I literally got it from a doctor.
You know what doctors say?
Doctors say you could take it for humans.
Yeah, but not for coronavirus.
He may not have gotten it from the feed supply store, but it's the same compound.
When you have a horse deworming medication that's discouraged by the government, that actually causes some people in this crazed environment we're in to actually want to try it.
That's the upside down world we're in with figures like Joe Rogan.
Bro, do I have to sue CNN?
He also acknowledged taking a controversial treatment design for animals.
Does it bother you that the news network you work for out and out lied?
Was outright lied about me taking horse dewormer.
They shouldn't have said that.
Why did they do that?
I don't know.
They should make a reefer madness about horse dewormer.
Hey, kid, want to try horse dewormer?
You're going to jump out the window.
You're going to shoot somebody at a party and then jump out the window if you take ivermectin.
First hits free.
You got to pay for it.
So that is.
So this is Brian Stelter and CNN saying that they're better than Joe Rogan.
They're not at all.
In fact, they're consciously lying.
Joe Rogan never does that.
Joe Rogan might get some stuff wrong.
And when he's pointed out to him, he corrects it.
CNN lies consciously on purpose.
I remember, I'm old enough to remember when room fulls of Democrats used to chant, CNN sucks.
So here we are at a Bernie rally, and CNN is there to cover it.
And watch what people start chanting.
Now, this is 2015.
This is 2015.
This is before TYT sucked, also.
This is right before they took the money and they sold out.
CNN sucks!
CNN sucks!
So that's a room full of people yelling CNN sucks in 2015.
That was in 2015.
Maybe they were yelling, let's go, Brandon.
While all good and serious media are united concerned over Rogan, let's recall that Joyanne Reed got caught making up an outright lie.
A time-traveling Hacker wrote her bigoted blog post and then got promoted by NBC News shortly afterwards.
Corporate media has zero standards.
Zero is my word.
Well, but she came up with that great horse-paced improv.
That's the mark of good improv.
Yes, anding.
So these are the most despicable lying people.
They'll lie about anything anywhere at any time.
Paris want to see Chris Cuomo.
Chris Cuomo airs moment he could finally emerge from his basement a week after he actually left his basement.
Remember that?
Remember that?
He staged a complete fake news story and lied about it, and no one cared.
You imagine if Joe Rogan did that?
Lied about getting better from COVID and then staged a fake exit from his basement.
That's what their number one newsman did.
And no one gives, Garedo gave a shit.
Imagine.
Did Joe Rogan ever do anything like that?
Nothing close to that.
Did he get lost?
Here's Chris Cuomo took part in strategy calls advising his brother, the New York governor, on how to respond to sexual harassment allegations.
So all opinions aren't equal, right?
Brian Stelter, all opinions aren't equal.
How about this?
By the way, CNN said Cuomo will not be disciplined.
That's when they first caught him doing all that shit.
And they weren't going to do anything to him until he got caught being a sex assaulter.
During the first two months of the pandemic, Cuomo interviewed his brother on air a number of times.
It was a hit with the viewers, although it violated CNN's policy of not having Cuomo report on his freaking brother and was a programming choice that has grown worse with time and additional revelations.
So they said it breaks our own rules, but it's making us a lot of money.
So go ahead and break our ethical rules.
So CNN is supposed to be now the arbiter of what's true and what's not because they're the biggest lying fuckers in the world.
And Brian Stelter is 100% lying captured tool criminal.
Here he is lying.
Watch this.
In a small way, your network is involved in this story because, of course, the governor's brother, Chris Cuomo, has his show, The Cuomo Zone, on Cuomo Prime Time.
Cuomo Prime, 360 Cuomos.
And he, the New York Times, has just reported a report just dropped because it had been alleged that he was helping his brother with his communications team.
New York Times is reporting that that's true.
Chris was helping his brother.
Has that created any conflict over at CNN behind closed doors?
Are people mad at him or is he in trouble?
Some people are mad at him.
By the way, I can confirm the New York Times report.
I'll confirm it for your viewers.
I also have a source that says Chris was on the phone with his brother this week.
Is your source Chris Cuomo?
He is not.
He is not.
They got to have boundaries.
They got to draw a line.
Why he doesn't?
I think he does, actually.
Really?
I think Chris does.
So that was Brian Stelter just lying for his friend Chris Cuomo, who's a complete crook, complete unethical piece of it.
And this is the guy who says Joe Rogan's not the Joe Rogan's the liar.
No, this is the liar.
Chris Cuomo is the liar.
And those are the people who want to censor Joe Rogan.
Chris Cuomo helped his brother cover up his role in the deaths of thousands of elderly New Yorkers, and no one at CNN had a problem with it.
CNN suspended Chris Cuomo for colluding with his brother on a PR strategy to discredit Andrew's victims and save his political career.
Can you believe this is what passes for journalism in the mainstream news?
I know.
But these are the people who want to.
Did Joe Rogan do anything like this?
No.
What did Joe Rogan do?
He interviewed the leading scientists and doctors of our day.
And they had a different point of view than the big pharma narrative.
That's his sin.
Reminder that CNN fired three employees for being unvaccinated, but continued to stand by Chris Cuomo and Jeffrey Toobin.
And that was November 29th, 2021.
You want to see Brian Stelter get laughed at by a room full of people as he spews propaganda?
He's trying to pretend that ratings don't matter at CNN when we all know that's all that matters, which is why they let Chris Cuomo break the rules to interview his brother, the governor, when his brother was killing thousands of old people.
Watch this.
Money.
Money.
Donald Trump has been very, very good for baseball.
He has been wonderful for the industry.
Your boss acknowledged as much a number of months ago during the campaign.
Donald Trump, huh?
It was Les Mondez who acknowledged it.
Les Mondez also acknowledged it, but so did the head of CNN.
But that means so what he's saying is you guys are running non-stop Trump hate coverage for money and ratings.
And Brian Stellar's like, so what does that mean?
What do you mean?
If ratings are up, that means what?
Oh, the ratings are up.
It means you can't do without Donald Trump.
You would be lost without Donald Trump.
He says, that's not true.
CNN's ratings would be in the toilet without Donald Trump.
You know that's not true.
You're playing for laughs.
You've lived through enough presidencies to know.
Hold on, there will be more presidents.
What were the ratings before Trump, and what are the ratings now?
I would say we might be up 20.
We might be up 30%.
We might be up 40%.
If we go back down 40%.
That's the media critic who doesn't know what the ratings are at CNN.
He's pretending to not know.
He knows how much their ratings are up, and he's lying.
And he's lying in front of a room full of people who are smart enough to know he's lying.
And watch what happens.
He's pretending.
If our ratings are up 40, 50%, it doesn't matter.
Oh, really?
Well, Jimmy, you know what he probably meant.
He was like, that's not true.
We could always start in on Joe Rogan once the Trump thing.
Here we go.
Watch.
That's okay, too.
Hang on.
Hang on, watch this.
Hang on.
Hold on.
I got to put you on.
I was going to go look at the ratings now.
I would say we might be up 20.
We might be up 30%.
We might be up 40%.
If we go back down 40%, that's okay, too.
Look at that.
Look at his body list.
Of course it is.
Hold on.
Let me play it all the way through, okay?
Sorry.
What are the ratings now?
I would say we might be up 20.
We might be up 30%.
We might be up 40%.
If we go back down 40%, that's okay, too.
Well, it may not be.
Of course it is.
But hold on.
The whole room just laughed at him.
The whole room couldn't believe he said that.
And they all just laughed at him.
That's what a clown, lying propagandist paid that Brian Stelter is.
But that's the guy who says all opinions aren't the same.
Joe Rogan's opinions are as good.
And he should be censored.
Kurt, do you want to say something?
Yeah, Dan Rather is one of the few people that saw through Sasha's disguise when we did Who Is America?
Oh, really?
One of the very few.
And I was surprised because the makeup didn't look good.
I don't know how to, but he must, I mean, you see when he goes at the end when Brian Stelter goes, you know, he puts his hands down at the end.
You can see he doesn't believe what he's saying.
I hope they buy it.
And then they don't.
And then they don't.
And they all laugh at his face.
You want to see it again?
I'll play it again.
We might be up 20%.
We might be up 30%.
We might be up 40%.
If we go back down 40%, that's okay too.
Well, it may not be.
Of course it is.
But hold on.
I reject the premise that these networks are making so much money off of Trump and thus we benefit from it.
Where's this coming from, man?
Where do you guys get that?
We're making money off Trump.
Are you out of your?
You mean, you just admitted your ratings might be up 40%.
You just admitted that.
They're probably up more.
And now your ratings are zero.
There's less people watching CNN prime time that probably watch this show.
How about that?
Joe Rogan dwarfs you 11 times your viewership.
Not 11%, not 110%, not 111%, not 1,000%, but 1,100% more viewers than you guys get.
I mean, it's the proportion, the size of a drug markup, like 6,000.
Let's watch some more great news reporting from CNN.
From Fox.
But this is a key part of the story, Nia, because I do think he just wants to get back to work.
That's what a friend of Smollett just said to me.
He wants to act.
He wants to get back to work.
He'd actually been taking off two of the episodes of Empire.
His future as a Hollywood actor has been in limbo for the past few weeks.
So his lawyers have been trying to get to this point so that he can return to work.
So far, no comment from the network, but I do think we will see Smollett get back to work because the narrative has once again changed from victim to villain back to victim.
It's been very confusing.
As Ryan was saying, people don't know what to believe.
And we may never really know what happened on the street that night in Chicago.
But for his fans.
So there's Brian Stelter running interference for a Hollywood actor who I guess maybe they share a manager or an agent.
And why is he lying for Jesse Smollett?
That's my guess.
They share a manager or an agent.
And he was told to do this.
So he just like he's running interference for Jesse Smollett.
Why he's we'll never know.
I don't know.
I don't know what we'll never do.
We all know what happened.
We knew what happened immediately.
It was not a fucking mystery to anybody that this guy paid people to fake assault him so he could further his career by being a victim of MAGA people.
That's what this was all about.
And he knew it then.
And there he is lying.
I was reporting this story at the same time and I was watching.
Well, I'm doing a much better job than CNN for sure.
I mean, sorry.
Did you see him?
He goes, he checked his argument.
Yeah, I'm getting a thing.
He wants to get back to work.
I have an update.
Jesse wants to go back to his job.
Oh, crack reporting.
His friend just told me he just wants to get back to work.
Oh, that's all he wants.
He's a good American.
He wants to work.
He's got that work ethic.
He just wants to go to work.
That's Brian Stelter, but his opinion is better than Joe Rogan.
Watch his opinion here.
Jeremy, I think there is awareness of what's been going on in Syria, but for some reason, maybe people are desensitized.
What is your view of the coverage?
Well, first of all, let's look at this in the big picture.
Donald Trump has given greater latitude to the military to conduct strikes with almost no regard for civilians.
Just in the March, in the month of March, Brian, U.S. and allied forces have killed more than 1,000 civilians in Iraq and Syria, according to the nonpartisan independent group Air Wars.
Trump is funneling weapons and intelligence to the Saudis that are being used to utterly destroy Yemen at this point.
The United States has been engaged militarily in Syria for several years now, both in the form of special operations forces and increasingly conventional boots on the ground, but also just scorched earth bombing, particularly since Trump took office.
And I have to say, Brian, that Arwa Damon is a fantastic reporter.
I have great respect for her.
But I think when we talk about this, CNN needs to immediately with all retired generals and colonels from its airwaves.
You know, Fareed Zakaria, if that guy could have sex with this cruise missile attack, I think he would do it.
Brian Williams seemed to just be in true love with the cruise missile strike and in a despicable way invoking Leonard Cohen's name.
I mean, the media coverage has been atrocious, particularly, and this is across the board on every network, particularly when the strike is happening.
It's like they're in awe of the cruise missiles.
And look no further than Hillary Clinton, Bill Crystal, and Donald Trump once again being on the same team.
When it comes to these kinds of wars, the elite of both parties just all get in line and they absolutely love a cruise missile strike.
So that's the crack reporting over at CNN.
That's the great.
The guy comes out and shames them all.
Hey, Surgeon General wants you to stop buying masks to protect yourself from coronavirus.
They're not effective, says the Surgeon General.
So all opinions aren't.
So Joe Rogan, Brian, this is all here's Fauci.
Now in the United States, people should not be walking around with masks.
You're sure of it because people are listening really closely to this.
Right now, people should not be.
There's no reason to be walking around with a mask.
When you're in the middle of an so he's lying right there.
And how do I know he's lying?
Because here he's going to tell you.
I'm going to discount that.
Now, getting back to your first question, which was what about a month or so or two or three ago when people were saying, you don't really need to wear a mask?
Well, the reason for that is that we were concerned, the public health community, and many people were saying this, were concerned that it was at a time when personal protective equipment, including the N95 masks and the surgical masks, were in very short supply.
And we wanted to make sure that the people, namely the healthcare workers, who were brave enough to put themselves in harm ways to take care of people who you know were infected with the coronavirus and the danger of them getting infected, we did not want them to be without the equipment that they needed.
So there was not enthusiasm about going out and everybody buying a mask or getting a mask.
So you know what?
When you translate that, there wasn't a lot of enthusiasm to tell people to go out and get a mask.
That's not what they did.
They told people don't get a mask.
There was great enthusiasm to lie to people and tell them to not wear a mask.
So do you know how I know he was lying about masks?
Because he just told us I lied about it.
I thought it was okay to lie.
And then he lied about herd immunity.
And then he lied about gain of function.
And those two of those lies were to the Congress.
So he should be in jail.
But again, Brian Stelter, tell me about whose opinions are better than others' opinions.
Somehow that guy's more trustworthy than Joe Rogan because he's not.
Joe Rogan has never lied on his podcast.
This guy lies on the regular, and so do you, Brian Stelter.
Go ahead.
Did you, at the time when that happened, because I was pre-all everything with vax and all that, did you think when he lied about that that because I remember what I thought at the time, which was, well, I could see that because there was like toilet paper riots, so maybe they had to lie.
That's at the time I did think that.
Now, as the lies pile up and you go, oh, obviously, all we've established is if it's convenient for you in any way, you'll lie to me because I'm not part of the group that I have to be in on it.
I think a lot of people are not.
That's just naturally how we go to that, as somebody who excuse that in the beginning.
And I think a bunch of people, they go, well, it's okay, because you know why?
Everybody's stupid, and so they have to tell lies.
So it's all we all have to do that.
That's why they have to keep the thing going of like these people are the bad people.
Yeah.
So that you'll be like, of course they have to lie a little bit.
These people are so stupid in their QAnons and January 6th and all over the place.
Don't expect them to tell the truth.
Yeah, no, this kind of lying is unforgivable.
And he should have been, as Malcolm, my producer, says that what we should have did, what he should have done is then had to fall on his own sword.
Hey, look, I lied.
I thought it was the right thing to do, but now I understand that since I lied, no one can trust me.
So I'm going to resign.
So that's what he should have did, but that's not what he did.
He's just like, yeah, I lied, and I'm going to lie again.
And when I feel like lying, when it's convenient for me to lie, I'm going to lie as a health official.
You can't do that.
Well, I guess he can.
Turns out he can because we live in such a corrupt country.
Who said it?
I like this.
Who said it?
Joe Rogan or fully vaccinated people no longer need to wear a mask or physically distance in any setting, indoors or outdoors.
Who said that?
The CDC said that.
May 13th, 2021.
Now we know that the vaccines work well enough that the virus stops with every vaccinated person.
Who said that?
Joe Rogan?
No, that was Rachel Maddow said that March 29th, 2020.
She was lying.
2021.
She was lying.
You're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.
Joe Biden, the president, said that July 21st, 2021.
Those are all lies.
Did Joe Rogan say those?
Go ahead.
What?
Do you think Joe Biden was really all there?
No, Joe Biden didn't know he was lying.
So who knew?
Does Joe Rogan spread that kind of misinformation?
No.
Who is spreading it?
The CDC.
Who else is spreading it?
Rachel Maddow.
Who else?
The president of the United States.
The biggest liars are the government.
The second biggest liars are the corporate media.com's on podcast.
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Okay, so I hope I'm not burying the lead, but I want to remind you of how this is how CNN covers war and foreign policy.
They're always for war because they're funded by the military-industrial complex.
So they're always repeating talking points from the CIA, the State Department, and the Pentagon.
And watch this.
So during the false chemical attacks in Syria, which we debunked, they were bogus.
CNN sent somebody, this reporter there, who they don't tell you is the granddaughter of the former head of Syria.
No kidding.
They don't even tell you that.
And watch what she says.
And there's definitely something that stings.
She thinks that that bag has chemical weapons on it.
And she just said, well, let me sniff it.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to die.
That's it.
They got me.
Well, it smells like a false flag.
So that's their big.
She literally did that.
I'm not making that up.
That's not a comedy sketch.
That's not Saturday Night Live.
That's a CNN reporter going over to report on a chemical attack, sniffing a backpack of, oh, yeah, that's something that stinks.
So now, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Guy wiped his ass with all that stuff.
Oh, it stinks.
So now Tucker Carlson is coming out against the war in Ukraine that the United States is pushing and ramping up.
And all the media is saber-rattling for.
It's crazy.
And I told you what the situation in Ukraine is: is that the United States has been aggressive towards Russia ever since Germany got back together.
We promised we wouldn't advance NATO towards Russia.
We've broken that promise numerous times.
And now with Ukraine, we overthrew their government.
The United States helped overthrow them, installed neo-Nazis.
That's who we're in bed with in Ukraine.
Neo-Nazis.
I'm not making this up.
And now they want us to somehow defend the neo-Nazi people against Russia.
And, well, here's what Tucker Carlson has to say about it.
Good evening and welcome to Tucker Carlson tonight.
When permanent Washington pushes for war with Russia, who benefits?
The United States certainly doesn't benefit.
That's obvious to anyone who thinks about it for a second.
It's so glaringly obvious, in fact, that the people pushing this war immediately denounce you as a traitor if you point that out.
They're betraying our country's interests, but somehow you're the one who's disloyal.
Ukraine's borders are sacred.
Our borders are racist.
Shut up, Putin Stooge.
But wait a second.
Why is it disloyal to side with Russia, but loyal to side with Ukraine?
They're both foreign countries that don't care anything about the United States.
Kind of strange.
It's all absurd performance, but it's all they've got in the end.
The fact is, Ukraine is strategically irrelevant to the United States.
No rational person could defend a war with Russia over Ukraine.
Nobody thinks a war like that would make America safer or stronger or more prosperous.
Have you taken a look at our economy recently?
Dangerous levels of inflation.
A workforce in disarray, wildly chaotic swings in financial markets, in case you haven't noticed.
Will joining a conflict in Eastern Europe fix any of that?
Come on.
Of course not.
It'll make it worse.
If the neocons aren't restrained, and soon, Americans are going to be a lot poorer.
So why are they doing this?
That's a complex question.
Hubris, stupidity, the damage to psychological makeup of our leaders, massive lobbying campaigns by Ukrainian politicians and American defense contractors.
All of those factors play a role in this.
No tragedy has a single cause.
But what's not at all complicated is who benefits from our conflict with Russia.
China benefits, period.
The Chinese government is the only certain winner here.
We can give you many examples to illustrate this, but consider the latest economic sanctions the White House has proposed against Russia.
The Biden administration may use something called the Foreign Direct Product Rule to cut off Russia's supply of semiconductors made with American technology.
This would, in the hopeful assessment of the Washington Post, quote, potentially deprive Russian citizens of some smartphones, tablets, and video game consoles.
So depriving Russian citizens is good, we're told, because Russian citizens forbade.
Okay.
But what are the long-term effects on us?
Russians are still going to have smartphones.
They'll just get their components somewhere else, meaning from China.
The Chinese have already pledged to help, and they have every incentive to make good on that promise.
In other words, the Biden administration will succeed in continuing to drive our two main global rivals closer to a permanent alliance with one another.
How does that so that seems pretty reasonable, right?
What Tucker's saying, it all seems pretty reasonable.
And he's anti-imperialism on this case, and he's anti-war, and he's pro-peace.
So Tucker's getting it right while the rest of the media gets it wrong and sable rattles for a war with a nuclear power.
That's happening.
So for whatever reason, and I've said this before, Tucker Carlson has many odious opinions on many things, but he gets this right.
And so when someone gets it right, you have to point it out.
And so that's the irony is that everybody says Tucker Carlson's the worst thing in the world, yet he consistently gets foreign policy way better than everybody else in mainstream news.
Isn't that interesting?
I heard the term corrosive effect on society multiple times.
That he has.
Yeah, I guess I guess we're going to.
The guy that wants us not to go to war.
That's the corrosive effect.
That's right.
The guy who doesn't know, again, I'll tell you, Tucker Carlson thinks I have many odious views.
I think he has many odious views.
But we agree on some things, and this is one of them.
And, well, watch how.
So this is what Jim Acosta.
So Jim Acosta says, in case you missed it, my hold on segment, he's talking, he's tweeting out a video.
I'm going to show you in a second.
On Comrade Tucker from Democracy in Peril.
He's not just endangering democracy by serving as a mouthpiece for Russia and mainstreaming authoritarianism.
He's putting lives in peril with his disinformation on COVID.
Well, Jimmy, you see, democracy is not for things like if most of the people want Joe Rogan not to be censored.
That's right.
Ukraine and neo-Nazi people being elected.
So here's the segment that Jim Acosta did on what I just showed you that Tucker Carlson said.
Watch this.
If you've seen my comments about Fox News in the past, you are well aware of the nickname I've given the network.
It's the bullshit factory.
But maybe it should be the Bolshevik.
He digs swearing.
He loves it.
Look at how edgy he is.
I thought that was what Donald Trump did, and everybody wagged their finger at it because he was lowering the culture and he was lowering the standards and all that.
But he just goes out and just swears right on national television.
CNN can say that.
Well, because they're on cable, they're not on broadcast TV, so they can swear.
What a rebel, Jim Acosta.
What a rebel.
He almost is dick next.
Yeah.
So that's his big.
Look how edgy Jim Acosta is.
He said bullshit.
In a tie.
In a tie while spreading propaganda for the.
Jimmy, look at the burning intelligence in his eyes on that phrase.
Yes, I know, right?
Look at the look at it.
So let's watch.
As in the Bolsheviks, the communists who helped form the Soviet Union.
Judging by how the network allows one of the.
So now he's just calling everybody at Fox News.
He's just red baiting all of them.
They're all communists and traitors to our country.
That's what he's saying.
This is a real news broadcast.
I'm not making this up.
Here we go.
Most popular hosts dispute pro-Putin propaganda.
Why is it disloyal to side with Russia, but loyal to side with Ukraine?
They're both foreign countries that don't care anything about the United States.
Kind of strange.
Imagine if Mexico fell under the direct military control of China.
We would see that as a threat, of course.
There'd be no reason for that.
Well, that's how Russia views NATO control of Ukraine.
And why wouldn't they?
We don't get anything out of pushing Ukraine into NATO.
So why are we doing this?
Now, Jim Acosta, those are two very good questions that Tucker Carlson asked.
Jim Acosta is not going to answer them.
He's just going to go out and do a red bait, the most craziest McCarthy red baiting smearing I've ever seen.
Here we go.
Hear how Comrade Tucker sounds when he's translated into Russian, as in Russian state television.
There it is right there.
They're eating it up like a bowl full of borscht.
So Jim Acosta doesn't address any of Tucker Carlson's points.
He just does guilt by association because in Russia, they're covering Tucker Carlson.
In Russia, their news agency is also covering what Tucker Carlson's saying.
So that's automatically, it doesn't matter what he's saying or what they're saying or what questions Tucker's asking or them or at all.
Just, hey, look, Russia, bad.
Tucker's face is there, and that's all it takes.
Hey, why don't you have some more blinces, Comrade Tuckerinski?
So both Tucker's questions are absolutely fair questions that anyone with half a brain would ask.
Right?
So you can guess Jim Acosta's answer to Tucker.
Well, if you guessed it was something eloquent and thought-provoking, you were wrong.
If you guessed he doesn't even address the important points and says something that would be dumb as shit, even by 50 standards, you win today's Jim Acosta challenge.
After you hear what...
So listen to what he said.
Look at the...
Thank you.
Sounds when he's translated into Russian, as in Russian state television.
There it is right there.
They're eating it up like a bowl full of borscht.
Clever.
Actually, you should hear what Jim Acosta just said, but in black and white, and with him sitting next to Roy Cohen and Senator McCarthy at a 50s commie hunt hearing, because that's what that sounds like.
He should be filmed in black and white right now next to Roy Cohen and Senator McCarthy.
Because this is fucking insane.
This is what passes for news commentary on CNN.
And they want to censor Joe Rogan.
Pointing to what he's been saying for months.
Apparently, same goes for the reaction for viewers of Trump State TV.
And that is Fox, of course.
Democratic Congressman Tom Malinowski says his office is now getting calls from folks who say they watch Tucker Carlson and are upset that we're not siding with Russia.
Tucker has even laughed at the idea that the U.S. would.
So I don't have this set up correctly, but I just want to let you know that Tom Malinowski that he just pointed to, that Democratic congressman, first of all, oh no, Republican viewers are turning anti-war in their writing.
They're congressmen.
That's, I guess, a shocker.
And Congressman Malinsky, he doesn't have time for this bullshit or Republican commies.
You know why?
Because he's busy doing the people's business.
And what is the people's business?
Well, right now he's being investigated by the House Ethics Committee because he failed to report his insider stock trades.
That's the kind of good guy he's referencing right now.
You know, they get 45 days to report their insider stock trades to make it easier to get away with covering up their insider trades.
Do you know that?
That's true.
Well, Tom couldn't be bothered to even follow that corrupt loophole.
And so House Ethics investigators voted five to one to refer their findings to the Health Ethics Committee, which I'm guessing will go nowhere since we now have to focus on starting World War III.
So just so you know, that guy he just referenced, complete criminal.
Okay.
Fane, you defend Ukraine militarily.
A friend just sent this tweet, quote, having lost in Afghanistan the graveyard of empires, the regime's next military adventure, invading Russia in Winter.
Perfect.
Yeah, I'm not sure why he's laughing.
Well, I am, Jim, but we know you're not sure.
You're a very special boy.
And even though you may learn and comprehend information more slowly than other kids your age, it doesn't make you any less valuable as a human being, Jim Acosta.
But as journalists go, you're an absolute worthless piece of shit.
Okay.
It should be noted that lawmakers from both parties, as well as foreign policy experts, have long said that Putin's chief objective is to reconstitute the Soviet Union.
Yes, yes.
It should be noted.
It should be noted that lawmakers from both parties are Pentagon dick puppets who will say absolutely any nonsense to keep us in perpetual war.
So Jim Costa has a good point there.
Far-fetched.
Last December, Reuters reported that Russian state TV had aired some provocative comments from the Autocrat, a documentary, Russia New History.
In that documentary, Putin lamented the collapse of the Soviet Union, saying it was a disintegration of historical Russia under the name of the Soviet Union.
We turned into a completely different country, and what had been built up over 1,000 years was largely lost.
Yet for months, during the escalating tensions between Russia and Ukraine, Tucker has been questioning why the U.S. doesn't side with the Kremlin.
But why would we take Ukraine's side and not Russia's side?
It's a sincere question.
If you're looking from an American perspective, no, but why?
I mean, who's got the energy reserves?
Who's the major player in world affairs?
Who's the potential counterbalance against China, which is the actual threat?
Why would we take Ukraine's side?
Why wouldn't we be on Russia's side?
I'm totally confused.
Well, clearly, Ukraine is a democracy.
Russia is an authoritarian regime that is seeking to impose its will.
Ukraine is run by neo-Nazis.
Now, you think Jim Acosta is going to acknowledge that?
Let's watch.
On a validly elected democracy in Ukraine.
And we're on the side of democracy.
Yeah, I mean, I'm guessing for democracy in other countries, I guess.
That was Ohio Republican Congressman Mike Turner taking Tucker to school.
Oh, yeah.
So Jim Acosta, who doesn't get 1 11th of the ratings that Joe Rogan gets, who gets probably worse ratings than this show.
Jim Acosta is now taking on a guy who's way more successful than him, Tucker Carlson, as Tucker Carlson is on the right side of the issue.
And Jim Acosta, because he's funded by the military industrial complex, is on the wrong side of the issue and pushing war and disinformation and lies, because that's what CNN and Jim Acosta does.
And Jim Acosta will never go on a show.
He'll never go on Joe Rogan's show.
He'll never come on this show.
He'll never go on a show.
The guy's a fucking lightweight liar.
And that's what you get at CNN.
So Tucker Carlson, literally there being the sober voice of reason.
And this guy's trying to make him out to be a communist traitor to our country.
Because that's what they did in the 50s with Senator McCarthy and Roy Cohen.
And that's the kind of character these pieces of shit have.
There's no more disgusting person in this country than Jim Acosta.
What Jim Acosta is doing is way worse than, I don't know, pick the person.
Who's worse than him?
O.J. Simpson only killed a couple of people.
This guy's going to, he's going to get a lot of people killed.
Right?
Who's worse than this guy?
Ted Bundy didn't kill as many people as CNN has gotten killed over the years doing their pro-war bullshit.
And that's exactly what this is.
So now anybody who's telling you the truth about Russia and Ukraine, according to Jim Acosta, is a traitor to our country and doing the bidding of Putin and Russia.
So you can't have a discussion about it.
You can't be anti-war.
If you're anti-war, you're a traitor.
Just like if they said, I don't think we should invade Iraq.
Oh, you're a Saddam apologist.
You're a Saddam apologist.
That's what they would say.
Same thing with Syria.
Oh, you're an Assadist.
You're an Assad apologist.
Same thing here.
Oh, you're a Putin.
So if you ever go against war, the establishment news media is going to smear you immediately and call you a traitor to your own country.
They did it to Tulsi Gabbard, who was currently serving in the wars that she was denouncing.
They still said she was a traitor.
She was currently serving in those wars.
So even if you volunteer for the war that they push, you're still a traitor to our country if you don't go along with their propaganda.
That's Jim Acosta and CNN.
And by the way, Jim Acosta is all for Julian Assange going to trial.
He's all for him being prosecuted because he was confronted about it at the museum in the newsum at the, which is now closed.
And he said he, yeah, he thought Julian Assange should have to go defend himself in court.
Journalists should be prosecuted.
He agreed.
Anyway, here is...
Jimmy, can I just commend, also commend Tucker Carlson for even though he got rid of his bowtie, keeping his bowtie voice when he...
It's like it's high-pitched.
Yeah, we should put Kurt up when he's speaking.
That would be good.
Is Kurt up?
Can we put Kurt up when he's speaking?
Did everyone leave?
Okay, good.
Everyone's back.
Okay, so I wanted to show you this.
Now, why is this extra ironic?
Because CNN, this is according to Adam Johnson, friend of the show.
Adam Johnson says CNN isn't mad.
Tucker is defending an authoritarian government.
They're mad he's defending one who isn't a U.S. ally.
Make no mistake.
Shit on shit media spat.
Except Tucker's right about this one.
That's why if Adam could be a little more, I appreciate his critique.
He's a little dishonest in his critique.
He's 90% right, 10% wrong, because Tucker's actually the only one in establishment media who's getting this right.
So maybe, but it goes against his inner fortitude or whatever, his mental conditioning to actually give somebody props who he doesn't like when they're doing something right.
That's what's going on there, but still good tweet.
Still good tweet.
In fact, why is so he's pointing out that CNN is in bed with a lot of authoritarian dictators like the United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia, which murder journalists, gay people, deny women rights, all that shit.
Not to mention all the Filipino slaves they keep.
Well documented.
Really?
It's illegal to quit your job in the UAE.
Even Ryan Grimm, in fact, I heard that.
That's like they have a law that you can't quit your job, so you go to prison for it.
So the interesting thing about, and by the way, in Saudi Arabia committing a genocide in Yemen, and the interesting thing is, why is CNN doing public relations for Middle Eastern Dictatorship.
The cable news giant is an official broadcaster of an upcoming UAE state-run six-month expo that is seemingly meant to burnish its global image.
What?
Hang on.
Let's watch this.
Well, this is from Adam Johnson.
He says CNN has a travel vertical called Dubai Now that focus exclusively on how wonderful, fun, progressive, tolerant, and innovative the Gulf dictatorship of the United Arab Emirates is.
And the outlet won't say if the articles are paid PR for the Emirati regime.
Puff pieces for UAE are not exclusively under the Dubai Now vertical, but most are.
And a review of CNN's UAE travel coverage over the past 10 months would lead any reasonable observer to conclude CNN is running public relations for the UAE.
And then he lists, he lists these are all what these are all news segments that CNN did for the UAE.
Look up, there's a lot of them.
There's a lot of them.
And let's just take a closer look at some of them.
Dubai artist sets her work on fire.
Influencer regenerates coral life as Dubai's heart of empire.
These futuristic pods couldn't help cities solve their traffic problems.
The rapid rise of gaming in the Middle East.
We're going to find some cool travel escapes in the blazing hot summer.
Dubai galleries are turning their artworks into NFTs.
Funds into the world's deepest plunge into the world's deepest diving pool.
These are all stories that the CNN is doing and they're being paid to do them and they're not telling you.
And it's all PR for a dictatorship.
The center in Dubai is growing future-proof food in the desert.
The Dubai-based company wants to revolutionize how ports operate.
Dubai is building an art collection without buying art inside Dubai's first institutional art collection.
Dubai's luxury mega project, Heart of Europe, is creating a huge coral reef.
So this is the kind of stories that they're doing.
And we've covered this before, actually, almost two years ago.
Five years of social reform, driven by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, have drastically loosened the conservative grip on Saudi society.
CNN's Nick Robertson says it could yet prove to be a magnet for tourism.
So they're doing puff pieces for Saudi Arabia.
This is what they're doing.
They have women sitting out.
Look at how modern they are.
Look at it.
Dubai has Kardashian hair.
Look what the subheadline is.
Saudi Arabia has changed beyond recognition.
But will tourists want five years of social reform driven by crowd.
There you go.
So here, and look at that picture.
Whoa.
I bet they drove their own cars there and everything.
Until recently, they would have needed to cover their heads and be accompanied by a man.
But now they don't.
Look.
Saudi Arabia is very progressive.
More fun.
Look at the more fun.
More fun.
See a little cutting.
Look at this.
Saudi Arabia and MBS.
So that's the head of the Saudi Arabia reforms.
Reforms and tourism.
This is by Nick Robertson.
Reforms and tourism.
Would you like to visit?
Reform.
And he put a heart around it.
Look at that.
Didn't they lose their minds when Trump said we weren't going to do anything about them murdering Jamal Khashoggi?
Yeah.
You're like, how could he say that?
And they're literally like, why don't you have a visit?
Why don't you come have a visit?
And so here's the guy who wrote this article.
It's this guy.
First of all, he looks like a great reporter.
I'm doing reporting.
Look at this.
It looks like hello, Saudi Arabia.
What a scoop.
He looks like a commercial actor giving you a different look.
Look, that can be on the phone.
Here's me wearing a hat.
Here's me in a bow tie.
Can you please hire me to do your commercial?
That's what that looks like.
So he is a CNN international diplomatic editor, that guy.
Wow, that's quite a title.
But guess what?
The author of this article, Nick Robertson, was listed as a recipient of Saudi government-funded advocacy material per the Faraday disclosure.
So they found out that he's in bed with the Saudi Arabians and he's writing these puff pieces.
The U.S. is complicit in Saudi atrocities in Yemen.
Look at that.
Did you know that?
Maybe they should, but CNN not writing those articles on there.
Here's another one: 10 ways that Saudi Arabia violates human rights.
But still, think about this, though.
Think about this.
I love them.
I love them.
CNN loves them.
Yeah, yeah.
So here there's more.
Wait, torture and police custody is common.
You can be detained and arrested with no good reason.
Religious discrimination is normalized in Saudi Arabia.
Migrant workers have been deported en masse.
Human rights organizations are banned.
Wait, what about Saudi Arabia?
That's us.
I get it.
But where's the Saudi Arabia?
Ah, no, this is Saudi Arabia, Kurd, you smartass.
Torture is used as a punishment.
Executions are on the increase.
No free speech, no protests.
Women are widely discriminated against.
So that's the great Saudi Arabia.
Hey, want to go for a visit?
That's CNN.
We'll tell you, hey, look, CNN was like, hey, don't you think we should go for a visit?
Fun.
And do you remember the congressman that Jim Acosta quoted?
He showed his tweet about how horrible Tucker Carlson is.
Well, here he is.
Congressman ethics investigators find substantial reasons to believe Democratic rep Tom Levowski violated federal conflict of interest rules.
Right?
What did he do?
Well, in March, he had failed to report dozens of stock trades, and the ethics committee voted five to one to refer.
So there you go.
Dozens.
He didn't report.
So that's the good guy that Jim Acosta is quoting to try to smear Tucker Carlson while Jim Acosta pushes war at the behest of the funders, the military industrial complex funders of CNN.
He was using it to smear the idiot citizens in that guy's district that don't want to war with Ukraine.
Actually, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
So now you know the rest of the story, and now you know why CNN is garbage.
And even people who do good work have a hard time pointing out when other people like Tucker Carlson, even though you might find most of his views odious, he's standing up against war and always has.
And it's telling the truth about it, which you're never going to get in establishment news, whether it's the New York Times, the Washington Post, MSNBC, CNN.
You're never going to get their truth about war.
Why Tucker Carlson is allowed to tell the truth about war on Fox?
That's, I don't know, but that's the story.
That's the real story.
Hey, Tucker Carlson is outdoing everybody on Russia-Ukraine coverage like he outdid everybody on Iran and Syria, Venezuela.
Why is that?
Why is it the establishment news is incapable of telling the truth about foreign policy, but Tucker Carlson is allowed to.
I have an idea.
Because Tucker Carlson doesn't get many advertisers on his show.
And so he's not beholden to them.
But all the other networks are funded by Wall Street and the military industrial complex.
And that's why they are mouthpieces for the people who fund them.
So Tucker's funding has been so cut away.
How does Tucker survive?
How do they pay?
Well, because the cable companies have to pay, because Tucker gets such high ratings, the cable companies have to pay Fox News to carry Tucker Carlson.
And that's how they make their money.
So now you know the rest of the story.
And now you know, again, why Jim Acosta is a garbage human being and CNN is a propaganda outlet and nothing else.
And because even when Tucker Carlson is telling the truth, they make him out to be a traitor to our country and a red bait him, like a slime ball that they are.
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Wait, what?
Spotify.
No, I got that part.
You have you have music up on Spotify?
Yes.
In addition to actor, director, author, and patron of the arts, I too am a recording artist.
I didn't realize that.
Also, I don't think anyone else realized that.
It's true.
In 2017, I released an album of covers of my favorite tunes.
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