All Episodes
Previous Next
Jan. 21, 2022 - Jimmy Dore Show
58:44
20220121_TJDS_20220120_Podcast_-_12022_8.55_PM
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
We added a second show, January 26th in Raleigh, and we're going to be in Philadelphia on February 20th.
Go to JimmyDoorComedy.com for a link for all our tickets.
And while you're there, become a premium member.
Get access to all our premium videos.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy, it's President Joe Pidy.
Mr. Biden, thank you so much for gracing us with a phone call.
Yeah, I'm busy as hell over here, solving problems.
Is that so?
Yeah, we put up a website.
A new website just dropped.
I heard about that.
As of today, every American can order from the USPS free of charge, rapid testing kits from the U.S. government.
COVID tests.
I should be clear on that.
Okay.
And how many?
Four.
Four per household.
Not per person.
That'd be bananas.
Come on, man.
What about households with more than four people?
There are quite a few of those in the United States, you know.
Yeah, I didn't think of it.
God damn it.
Yeah.
Well, look, you gotta look on the price side.
People who live alone, they're gonna be swimming in testing kits or all to themselves.
An embarrassment of riches, as they say.
Hey, people who live alone are by definition less likely to transmit COVID to people they cohabitate with.
Man, you really chab my ass sometimes, man.
Why are you having such a negative Nancy all the damn time?
Sorry, that's my job.
All right, fine.
If a bunch of people are living in the same house and you only have four testing kits, have fun with it.
Make it a game.
Whoever does the most chores gets tested for COVID.
Imagine how clean your house will be.
Everybody's scrubbing and mopping in desperate hopes of getting their paws on one of those sweet, sweet tests.
Okay.
Or if it's a bunch of roommates or some shit, you can all pretend you're in the John Carpenter Classic the Sing.
Fun.
Draw straws for the test.
And whoever is left doesn't get tested.
You can view them with murderous mistrust.
Do we have to kill these motherfuckers with flamethrowers?
Maybe.
Who knows?
Don't actually, you know, do that, though.
Airtight plan, Mr. President.
But wait, that's not all.
Your federal government is doing even more for you.
Oh, yeah.
What else are they doing?
Masks.
A shit ton of them.
Ooh, masks, you say.
Yeah, N95 is the good shit.
Right, right.
Starting next week, 400 million masks will be available for free at pharmacies and health centers across the country.
Just walk on in and get a free mask.
Is the availability of masks really the problem here?
Look, Jack, free mask.
Take it or leave it.
I don't give a shit either way.
And where are these masks coming from?
The federal stockpile of 750 million masks.
Turns out we just had them sitting around like in that giant building at Canada Raiders lost start.
So why are you doing this now?
Even if this were a solution to the pandemic, and it's not, why have you waited so long to do this and send people tests?
Hey, man, I was down to send a test out like a month ago, but then Jen Shaki got on the mic and said that it was a stupid idea.
Like there was a dumb thing for the government to do.
And I was like, oh, well, now I can't do it because that would make her look bad.
Yeah.
And she's a member of the Biden team.
I have to foster solidarity of purpose above all else.
So I had to wait for that whole thing to blow over.
Hey, better late than never.
No.
No, it's not.
Solutions are better earlier.
Come on, man.
Look at me.
I'm president at 85 or whatever I am.
Finally.
Better late than never.
laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter He doesn't know how old he is.
Yeah, you're right.
That is a pretty good metaphor here.
Whether you know it or not.
I don't for Mr. President, does it bother you that your approval rating is now at abysmal 33%?
And most Americans feel this is a completely rudderless nation at this point.
All right.
Look, man, I'm getting tired of this.
Sure, Republicans are going to say that, but who cares?
But Democrats, that's my party, Jack.
Have a little loyalty.
Everything ain't going to be strawberry shortcake and hickeys all the time.
Like my wise friend Paul Bagala recently said, our fan base is a little lacking.
Maybe they need to look inward.
Your fan base?
I think you mean your constituents.
Mr. President, America feels that you are not devoting enough attention to.
Oh, oh, wait.
Hold on.
My dog Commandant is peeing inside again.
This is when people start running around and it's funny.
I gotta go, Sammy.
Good boy.
Establishment media sets of August fighting.
So good luck with bullshit they can't afford.
Watch and see as a jack dog comedian speeds and jumps comedium and hit some head-on.
It's the chimney door show.
So Joe Rogan's in the news again.
He's in the news every day.
He has the most popular show in America.
He gets 11 million views per episode.
No show comes close to that, right?
That's like going back to 1974 and all-in-the-family kind of numbers when there was only three TV stations.
And now everybody's up in arms because Joe Rogan offers an alternative to the big pharma-funded narrative around COVID.
And so the big pharma-funded news outlets are freaking out.
Well, they tried to smear him before, right?
So CNN lied about COVID.
They lied about Ivermecton.
And Joe Rogan had Sanjay Gupta on the show face-to-face.
And Sanjay Gupta had to admit that CNN was lying.
And Joe Rogan was correct about Iver Mecton.
Gupta tells Joe Rogan CNN shouldn't have called Iver Mecton horse dewormer.
People still do that, like it's funny or something or clever.
It's not.
It's the opposite of both those things.
You're repeating a lie, which is, but was made up by big pharma.
So PSA.
Yeah, so nobody.
Nope.
What?
This should have a PSA that teaches you how to say no to Ivermectin from your doctor when he wants to give it to you.
Hey, I think, wait, hey, no way, Doc.
That's horse dewormer.
Say no, then go.
So Joe Rogan, so Joe Rogan, when he gets a doctor from CNN on, he schools the doctor.
Not the other way around.
And now every, this is the new thing.
Doctors call out Spotify over Joe Rogan spreading false and societal harmful COVID-19 claims.
The Spotify has a responsibility to mitigate the spread of misinformation on its platform.
The company presently has no misinformation policy.
They want him to put a mask on Joe Rogan.
Spotify.
Cover Joe Rogan with a mask.
Joe Rogan does a comedy podcast.
Joe Rogan is literally a comedian who announces guys fighting in cages and he does a podcast.
And now they want to censor it.
Do you see how far we've come from Alex Jones?
Do you see how far they went from Alex Jones to the president of the United States to a Kennedy?
And now they're going to the number one show in America.
It's just Alex Jones and then everyone and anyone else who steps out of line.
And by the way, so they say 250 doctors, well, 16,000 physicians challenge the 300 who currently accuse Joe Rogan and others of spreading misinformation.
And this big thing of 250 doctors reminds me that there was 100 authors who were against Einstein when he came out with the theory of relativity.
So this isn't, that doesn't mean anything.
Why did they hate science?
Why did they hate science?
Why did Einstein hate science so much?
So this is the real reason all this is happening.
Joe Rogan is getting 11 million views per episode.
CNN Prime Time doesn't even get a million.
He's not 100% bigger than them.
He's not 200% bigger.
Three, four.
He's 1,100% bigger than over, over.
And by the way, his podcast with Dr. Robert Malone, who they tried to censor, got 40 million downloads or views.
40 million.
So this censoring thing isn't working.
It's doing the Streisand effect.
Why?
Because people trust Joe Rogan.
They don't trust the establishment news.
They trust Joe Rogan.
And they should, and they should distrust this news because this news is all bought and paid for.
I love this meme.
Look at me.
I am the mainstream now.
Yes, he is.
What is the definition of mainstream?
It's just like somebody tried to tell me Donald Trump isn't the mainstream Republican.
He's fringe.
No, by definition, he's the mainstream Republican.
He won the primary.
More people voted for him inside the Republican Party than anybody else, which makes him the mainstream of the party.
Just like Joe is now the mainstream of the media, except the corporate establishment media, legacy media, can't stand it because they can't control him.
And Big Pharma controls the news media.
And so they're telling them, you better control him, smear him.
And that's what they're doing.
And look at them all.
Here's The Guardian.
Last time I saw The Guardian, they were repeating CIA lies about Julian Assange and never retracted any of it.
That's who The Guardian is.
They go, menace to public health.
270 doctors call out Spotify over Joe Rogan's podcast.
Well, the irony here is that's incorrect.
They're spreading misinformation in their headline about Joe Rogan spreading misinformation.
That's not 270 doctors.
It's a handful of doctors.
We're going to get to that.
That's not accurate.
Of course, The Guardian, which is a shit magazine, a shit publication now, did that.
They're totally mouthpieces of the intelligence community and the establishment.
They're a neoliberal rag.
270 health experts.
CNBC getting a little closer to the truth.
Are they all chiropractors?
I think, yeah, right?
Joe Rogan's COVID misinformation is a sociological issue of devastating proportions.
But not when they do it.
Not when CNBC has the, who's that guy, Joe Kramer.
Come on and tell you, don't worry that the Lehman Brothers is safe.
They're fine.
Don't worry about it.
Oh my God, they just crashed.
All right.
I was wrong about that.
The Mad Money guy said that don't worry Lehman Brothers is fine?
Yes.
Look it up, Steph.
Jim Kramer.
Jim Kramer.
Jim Kramer, that's right.
I almost said Howard Kramer, the comedian.
Or how about this one?
Rolling Stone exclusive.
Doctors have sent Spotify a petition demanding that stop permitting COVID-19 misinformation on their platform, including the lies spread on the Joe Rogan experience.
What about the lies spread in the Rolling Stone magazine?
Remember this big lie?
Gunshot victims left waiting as a horse to wormer overdose.
That's all made up.
By the way, it was August.
They put a picture of people standing in line with coats on.
Are those the shot people?
Are these the shot people?
Who are they?
Hey, what?
I got to stand here shot while waiting for these 50 wormer people.
Do you see how they put together a piece of propaganda that's paid for by Big Pharma?
That's all this is.
That's what this is.
Go ahead.
I was able to change my clothes before it came to stand in line.
You know, I got a hole in my shot clothes, so I got a, I went home.
I got blood all over my shot clothes.
I don't look bad in this long line.
So Rolling Stone and everyone else misreported this, spread that lie.
No one's calling for Rolling Stone to get a fact checker, even though they certainly need one.
Here's what Glenn Greenwald said about it.
The only reason Rolling Stone is calling this an update, as opposed to what it is so plainly is a retraction, is because liberal outlets know that their readers don't care at all if they publish fake news as long as it's done with the right political motives and goals.
And that's 100% right.
They don't even care that Fauci lies.
Joe Rogan never lied about anything having to do with COVID.
Fauci has three times at least that are admitted lies.
That's totally different than getting something wrong.
And here's the most interesting thing about this 270 doctors.
Jordan Schachtel broke it down.
This is kind of funny.
The 270 doctors called out Joe Rogan, but the authors of the letter and the vast majority of his signatories aren't medical doctors.
In fact, only a handful are practicing physicians.
So that whole fucking thing is a big bullshit misinformation itself.
What are the other people?
The non-medical doctors.
Here we go.
It turns out the real arbiters of misinformation are the individuals behind the letter itself.
And they are being helped along by a corrupt corporate media that is misreporting the credentials of its signatories.
Of course.
The media and big tech want to create the image of a hundred strong coalition, hundred strong coalition of medical doctors who are genuinely concerned about Joe Rogan's conversations on his massive platform.
Twitter even got in on the propaganda campaign against Rogan, adding this medical expert's letter to their curated headline section.
That's when you logged into Twitter.
That was one of their curated headlines.
That's called propaganda.
That's what Twitter is doing.
They're pushing propaganda.
I reviewed the open letter, and it turns out that only around 100 of the 270-plus signatories to the letter are people with qualified medical degrees.
And a large chunk of that 100 or so medical doctors are MDs employed at universities who are not, in fact, practitioners of medicine.
Yet part of the letter reads, quote, as physicians, we bear the arduous weight of a pandemic that has stretched our medical systems to their limits and only stands to be exacerbated by the anti-vaccination sentiment woven into this and other episodes of Rogan's podcast.
Paradoxically, the disseminators of this petition are guilty of the very misinformation label that they've attached to Rogan.
In fact, neither of the two reported co-authors of the letter, Jessica Rivera and Ben Rain, possess medical degrees.
Rivera holds a master's degree, and Rain is a PhD academic who researches psychiatry.
Oh, so the way Bill Cosby was a doctor, you mean?
Dr. Cosby.
The letter denouncing Joe Rogan and pressuring Spotify to censor his speech has all kinds of random signatories.
By my count, the letter is signed by over 50 PhD academics, around 60 college professors, 29 nurses, 10 students, four medical residents, and even a handful of science podcasters.
And Dr. Dre.
The letter, which uses the word misinformation nine times in the first five paragraphs, concludes with the call for Spotify to censor Rogan as part of a policy to moderate misinformation on the platform.
We're coming to help you.
We're going to save you from bad things and bad thoughts.
We're going to save you from bad thoughts that can hurt you.
Take your pill, go to sleep.
It's a little soma.
The government and the corporation is in charge.
Notably, there is no information on who or what group is behind the creation and circulation of the open letter.
Rivera, the reported lead author of the letter, is associated with the far-left Rockefeller Foundation and the Atlantic.
And she's a freaking CNN contributor.
So it's the widow Jobs behind this.
Yeah.
So this guy, Luke Rodkowski found this.
So about 300 doctors are crying about, so he found he's, he highlights the funny, some of the funny ones.
This guy is a postdoctoral fellow.
This person here is the director of research at Grasshopper Farms.
Where is Grasshopper Farms?
Hey, Suri, what is Grasshopper Farms?
I don't know if Suri's going to tell me.
Okay, thank you, Suri.
Oh, you did.
No, there was a movie, I guess, called that.
Oh, this is Colleen.
She signed it under the person from Grasshopper Farms.
She's a dentist.
These are all less qualified than Dr. Robert Malone, the fringe scientist who does know about that specific science.
The guy who invented the mRNA vaccine technology.
Here's Courtney Kennedy.
She's a physician's assistant.
She signed it.
Oh, Grasshopper Farms is a pot farm.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you wanted to show it.
That's what I. This is a professor.
This is someone who's an adult gerontology primary care nurse practitioner.
This is a researcher.
This is an associate professor of neurology.
This is an analytical scientist.
This is a consultant.
This is a postdoctoral fellow.
And this here is a writer and researcher.
So that was funny.
You know, Jimmy, even if Grasshopper Farms was not a pot farm and was a grasshopper farm where they farm grasshoppers, that's not any better.
Right.
I agree.
It doesn't improve it.
So here's what Glenn Greenwald says.
He says they can't stand that anyone airs any dissent from the views they demand be treated as orthodoxy.
And they become particularly Enraged when the people they think are inferior and stupid have large audiences while nobody listens to them.
That's what drives this desperation.
And he's retweeting CNN calling for censoring of Joe Rogan.
YouTube removed the video version of the podcast, but that podcast is still available on Spotify.
And that's a problem, they say on CNN.
Glenn Greenwald goes on to say, why anyone thinks it would be a healthy or positive development to empower executives of Google, already the most powerful corporation in the history of the world with even greater powers now to decree what is true and false in our debates is both mystifying and horrifying.
Yeah, let's let Google, the most powerful corporation in the world, they should decide what's true or false, or what we could even talk about.
Let's do that.
And I want to read you what Matt Taibbi says.
He says, for all those who think it's possible to prohibit medical misinformation, who's going to be in charge of deciding what is medical misinformation and what should be prohibited.
The most dangerous misinformation is official misinformation.
We've always said the first purveyors of fake news is the government.
The second one is the establishment corporate news.
And he's kind of saying that here.
The most dangerous misinformation is official misinformation.
And the only defense against official misinformation is a completely free press.
And he has one more that I want to read.
He says, there are no shortcuts in media.
You can't force trust.
If audiences listen to people like Joe Rogan much more than mainstream sources, critics should first ask why that might be and realize trying to censor or control his show will only compound their own trust problem.
That's 100% true.
That's why they have it now.
That's right.
So Brett Weinstein says they rig the game.
Monopoly on mass communication, captured government, platforms that shape our thoughts and relationships.
They don't care that we hate them so long as we're frightened and dependent.
But they miss some stuff.
The human spirit and Joe Rogan is on top of the list.
That was very well said.
Here's Joe Biden.
I just want to show you how ridiculous this is.
Joe Biden, I make a special appeal to social media companies and media outlets.
Please deal with the misinformation and disinformation that's on your shows.
It has to stop.
That's funny because you're the biggest purveyor of lies and misinformation, and we all know it.
You're a pathological liar.
Jimmy, come on.
Joe Biden went to jail going to visit Nelson Mandela in South Africa.
He finished top of his class.
He finished top of his head.
He had three degrees.
He was chosen academic of the year.
He was chosen political science student of the year.
None of that true.
None of it.
All made up.
Also, fact check, Joe Biden makes false claims about COVID-19, auto prices, and other subjects at a CNN town hall.
That's from CNN.
But Joe Biden wants social media to start censoring people for giving misinformation.
Well, you'd be the first one.
Here's the Pfizer CEO.
Here's Reuters tweeted this out.
Pfizer CEO Albert Boyla said in an interview that two doses of the Pfizer Biantech shot offered very limited protection against infection with the Omicron variant.
Yes, he did.
He was not talking about protection against infection by other variants.
Yeah, he said the quiet part out loud.
And now this is Reuters, which, by the way, the head of Reuters is on the Pfizer board.
Right?
The former head of Reuters is on the Pfizer board, and he's still the head of the Reuters charity.
So this is what Joe Rogan's up against.
You don't want to have a guy fact-checking Reuters because they're full of shit?
Because they are.
How about Rachel Meadow?
It means that instead of the vaccine being able, excuse me, it means instead of the virus being able to hop from person to person to person to person, spreading and spreading, sickening some of them, but not all of them.
And the ones that it doesn't sicken, don't know they have it.
And then they get even more because they didn't want to.
Instead of the virus, this was never true.
Potentially mutating and becoming more virulent.
That's also not true.
Now we know that the vaccines work well enough that the virus stops with every vaccinated person.
That's not true.
A vaccinated person gets to be able to do it.
That wasn't even what the drug companies were saying.
This was never the truth.
Oh, really?
But can Russia use it?
That's the question.
So we have vaccines will get us.
So don't we have a fader for this computer and a fader for this computer, right?
But not for the room.
Oh.
Okay.
So anyway, everything she just said there is not true.
Everything she just said there is not true.
And she said it at the top of her lungs, and she said it like she's super earnest.
And she's just lying and spreading misinformation, much more misinformation than I've ever heard on Joe Rogan's show.
And no one cares about this.
Why?
Because she's lying in favor of the corporation.
She's not saying anything that challenges the corporation.
Everything she's saying is the corporation narrative.
That's what they want her to say.
It's all wrong.
It's all misinformation.
It's all a lie.
And she'll never, no one will ever say anything.
Nobody will ever ask for a fact checker at MSNBC.
Here she is also tweeting out the bogus Ivermectin gunshot victim thing that we just showed you earlier.
By the way, still up on her Twitter page.
How come Twitter doesn't take this down for misinformation?
Because she's lying at the behest of the people who pay them.
Rachel Maddow is going to lie to you, but she's going to lie to you in this direction her corporate owners want her to lie.
And that's why she'll never get in trouble for it.
I tell you the truth about this and I'll get taken down.
I tell you the truth about Ivermectin, I'll get taken down.
But she could lie about it and it'll never get taken down from YouTube or from Twitter or Instagram or Facebook because she's lying to prop up the corporate narrative.
Kurt, you want to say something?
Haven't you ever heard of the noble lie that's way better than the peasant lie?
Here's a guy, senior producer for fake tough guy Lawrence O'Donnell.
He tweeted this out.
Important note for unvaccinated who believe in natural immunity.
Believe?
Natural immunity is a scientific fact that you're now gaslighting your own readers or followers into thinking isn't real.
The first Omicron link death in the U.S. was recorded in Texas Harris County on Monday evening.
The man was unvaccinated but had previously been infected.
That's not real.
That's a fake story that, of course, Kyle Griffin's going to tweet out.
It's going to get 37,000 likes, and it's completely misinformation.
This guy's a shitty, new, shittier news person than me and Joe Rogan.
But it's impressive that he gets the entire audience of CNN to like it.
The entire entire percent wrong, medical misinformation, but it props up the Pfizer's narrative so it stays up on Twitter.
They'll never take it down.
Do you think this guy has integrity?
Fuck no.
His whole paycheck comes from the war machine and fucking Pfizer on fossil fuels.
As brought to you by Pfizer, CBS Health Watch, sponsored by Pfizer.
Anderson Cooper 360.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
ABC News Nightline.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
Making a difference.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
CNN tonight.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
Early start.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
Friday night on Aaron Burnett out front.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
This week with George Stephanopoulos.
That's pretty nice of them to keep bringing me stuff, you know?
It's brought to you by Pfizer.
This weather report brought to you by Pfizer.
Today's countdown to the royal wedding is brought to you by Pfizer.
They say brought to you by instead of paid for by.
They don't want to say, we want to say we paid.
We want to say we brought it to you.
That's what nice people do.
They bring you things.
Hey, thanks, Pfizer.
Can you bring us the bill?
We're ready to go.
They're serving.
And now a CBS Sports Update brought to you by Pfizer.
Meet the press.
Data download.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
This portion of CBS This Morning, sponsored by Pfizer, on how to find the hidden sugars in the American family diet.
Sponsored by Pfizer.
And so what happens when you get that kind of That's Regan NBC senior medical correspondent, Dr. John Torres.
Dr. Torres, good morning to you.
As Kathy mentioned, that new poll finds about two-thirds of parents are hesitant to get their kids this shot.
What is your advice to alleviate some of their concern?
Well, I've got some lies that came right from Pfizer that I'm going to just use to scare the shit out of parents right now.
Ready?
Because as you see, most parents don't want to get their kids vaccinated.
So we came up with a bunch of lies.
They're pretty scary.
Here we go.
I'm going to dress like a lumberjack, even though I'm a doctor.
And Joe, you're right.
There is that hesitancy to get the shot, and it's a hesitancy that parents typically have because they're very protective of their child.
A couple of things I tell them is one, from a community perspective, you know, children right now are 25% of the cases that are out there.
That's from a community perspective.
But parents are more worried about their own child.
So here are some numbers for their child.
Last week, 118,000 children ended up with Pfizer.
Since the pandemic, over 8,000 have been hospitalized, a third of those in the ICU.
And unfortunately, there have been 146,000 deaths, which, according to the American Academy of Pediatrics, puts COVID now in the top 10 causes of death for children.
He's just making that stuff up.
And guess what?
People who watch that segment knew it.
He just was fearmongering the hell out of people.
Wait, Jimmy, maybe he meant his top 10 favorite causes of disease.
Yeah, that's what I think he meant.
So because when people watch that on YouTube, which it's still up, that unbelievable medical misinformation.
I'll tell the truth on YouTube, and I'll get in trouble.
This guy does this.
People voted it down 5,600.
That's why they took away the dislike button.
That's why, because people were onto their medical misinformation about COVID on YouTube.
And YouTube was like, we got a scramble and we got to suppress this.
We're going to get rid of the dislike button.
And they fucking did.
And that's about COVID.
They gave some bullshit excuse about, we don't want to make new self-esteem.
Yes, we don't want to hurt the feelings of our creators.
Shut the fuck up.
You did that because your owners, your biggest advertisers, don't want to see this.
Yeah, I think it's not even just Pfizer.
I think that's probably a bunch of major corporations came together on that one.
And remember how every establishment news told you that ivermectin was a horse drug.
It wasn't a human drug.
And not only is it a human drug, not only is it on the WHO list of essential medicines, not only that, not only did it win the Nobel Prize for fucking human medicine just five years ago, but here's from the CDC.
The CDC says, despite these findings, there was a lot of all these findings that were positive about ivermectin.
It says the National Institutes of Health in the United States recently stated that, quote, there are insufficient data to recommend either for or against the use of ivermectin for the treatment of COVID-19.
And the World Health Organization recommends against its use.
So they go, we can't recommend for or against it.
But if you watch the news, you would think it wasn't even a medicine.
You wouldn't even think it was a medicine.
And the story of ivermectin shows that we as a public have misplaced our trust in the authorities and have underestimated the extent to which money and power corrupts.
That's 100%.
Don't you feel, aren't you angry that you've been lied to about one of the most, by the way, ubiquitous medicines in the world?
My hairdresser had to take ivermectin when she had bowel surgery and shit and out of her bowel, intestine surgery.
She had to take it for like three months.
So I go, what does that make you think?
She goes, I don't, why would they keep lying like that?
Like, she doesn't figure it out.
Because the big pharma doesn't want you to know about it because they're being paid by big pharma.
They want you to think it's not a real medicine.
Which is another reason why they never tell you about vitamin D3.
They never tell you about zinc.
They never tell you about vitamin K2.
They never tell you about how important it is to lose weight.
They never tell you about any of this stuff.
Here's what Garland Nixon, friend of the show, says, breaking news, the CA mouthpiece, media, is trying to destroy the podcaster that is flapping, lapping them in audience ratings.
Let's go.
I like Primo Radical says it's really insane how extreme NPR propaganda is.
I'm listening to a program called On the Media where they're talking about how there's going to be a civil war unless social media companies don't start deplatforming more people.
Yes, the key to a healthy society is censorship.
So there you go.
And by the way, I'm not saying, just so somebody at YouTube doesn't get the exact wrong idea.
I'm not saying Ivermectin treats COVID.
I'm saying it's a human medicine and they lied about it.
The CDC is the one who is saying they didn't have enough evidence to recommend for or against it.
So there you go.
There's your Joe Rogan.
And thank God for Joe Rogan.
That's all I can say is thank God for Joe Rogan.
I don't know if I would have the courage to go on doing what I'm doing if there wasn't someone bigger than me doing it.
Also, so God bless him.
Of course, he's not risking his channel because he left YouTube for this very fucking reason.
And I would do it in a heartbeat.
I would leave YouTube and go to Spotify.
Nobody's fucking called.
When is Spotify going to offer me a thing?
I'm ready.
I'm cheap, too.
I'm very cheap, very cheap.
You can get me.
When is the CA going to try to get me?
Why don't they try to co-opt or the FBI?
Why doesn't somebody try to co-opt me?
Where's my MSNBC contract?
Where's that?
Because you haven't demonstrated that you could be brought around to, you know, the society kind of, you know.
Why don't they try?
Martha's Vineyard.
Yeah, that's the same thing I said.
They don't try.
How do they know?
I don't even know what my price is.
Why don't they try to find out?
I bet it's less than we think.
Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show: you become a premium member.
We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week, and it's a great way to help support the show.
You can do it by going to jimmydoorcomedy.com, clicking on join premium.
It's the most affordable premium program in the business, and it's a great way to help put your thumb back in the eye of the bastards.
Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member.
And if you haven't, you're missing out.
We give you lots of bonus content.
Thanks for your support.
So we've known this since last August, that everybody is most likely going to get COVID.
Given Delta, this is Andy Slavet, Joe Biden's former director of COVID response, said, given Delta's contagiousness and the fitness of future mutations in order to beat it, this means SARS-CoV-2 will be contagious enough that everyone will get infected with the virus.
Get the virus.
So we've known this since last August.
We've been telling everybody, and we've been called anti-vax or repeating this information because nobody wants to say it.
Well, now, guess who now is saying it?
Well, now Fauci is now saying it.
So we were on it last summer.
It only took almost half a year for Fauci to catch up to us.
So that's usually how it goes.
Fauci is now saying the virus may infect most people.
That's what Fauci is now saying.
Guess who else is saying it?
The FDA director.
It's hard to process what's actually happening right now, which is most people are going to get COVID.
So this idea that the vaccine stopped you from getting COVID was always a lie.
It was never the science.
And the fact that these are going to stop you from transmitting the virus has always been a lie.
It's always, the best you could get was the FDA said they hoped it stopped transmission.
But most people are going to get it.
Most people are going to get it.
So a World Health Organization official on Tuesday predicted that the Omicron variant will have infected more than half of the population in Europe region in the next six to eight weeks.
Now tell me why we need vaccine mandates again.
The virus burns right through your vaccine and infects half of Europe in six to eight weeks.
Why do you need a mandate again?
Why do you need to make someone else get a medical?
There's no reason for it.
People will still say things.
It's only circular logic.
Yeah, but it'll stop.
It'll slow the spread.
You're going to get it.
What the fuck do you care who you get it from?
I just don't want to clog up the hospitals and make them unprofitable.
I wouldn't want to do that.
Half the population in Europe is going to get COVID in the next six to eight weeks.
That's from the goddamn Washington Post.
So that's now they're finally catching up to the Jimmy Dore show.
And believe me, YouTube has come at us in the most disingenuous ways.
Our reporting was always on point, and they won't even tell us what we said wrong because they're making it up.
Everything we've said has always been factual about COVID.
And we've been months and months ahead of fucking Fauci and the mainstream news, that's for sure.
So there it is.
It's going to rip through Europe.
Half of freaking Europe's going to get COVID in the next six to eight weeks.
Mandates.
Here's what Fauci actually said.
Here he is.
Was referring to when she said most of us will ultimately get Omicron.
It's not that most of us were ultimately going to get sick with Omicron.
Remember, she was talking about in the data that we all showed about the extraordinary effect and dichotomy between people who get Omicron, who get vaccinated and boosted, how well they are protected against hospitalization and death.
And even with Omicron, it appears as the data that Dr. Walensky just showed today from the Kaiser Permanente study, that it is going to be a less severe, particularly in those who are vaccinated and boosted.
So if we're going to look ahead at what happens when this peaks and it ultimately goes down, as I've said on previous pressers here from the White House, that we're not going to eradicate this.
We've only done that with smallpox.
We're not going to eliminate that.
We're not going to eradicate COVID like we did with smallpox.
Two years in, he's saying this.
Two effing years in, he's saying this.
Why didn't you say that at the beginning?
They knew it then.
They knew it then, Kurt.
He knew it then.
They've noted this isn't new information to these people.
Well, that's why you can't do your own research because it's easier.
The way this works is it's not that hard to find out what's going on because you can just read the sources they tell you to read.
They don't want you to read anything.
Just hear Stephen Colbert musical number.
That's right.
Watch Disney Plus, the documentary about the great Dr. Science.
And that's all you need.
Just try feels.
Have some feels.
so i'm going to play this again just in case the top of your head hasn't blown off yet That we're not going to eradicate this.
We've only done that with smallpox.
He just says it flippantly, like, hey, you know, we're not going to eradicate.
Hey, everybody knows that we're not going to eradicate this.
This isn't like smallpox.
Well, that's what every asshole on fucking Twitter has been saying for two straight years.
And MSNBC and CNN.
And CNN and MSNBC and the Wall Street Journal and the New York Times and the Washington Post.
Everybody's saying, well, we got to get vaccinated so we can eradicate this.
Now he's finally saying we're not going to eradicate this, which is what we've been saying at this show since the minute we looked into it.
Two years in, he's finally saying this now because the evidence is clear.
Now, after living through this for two years and going through lockdowns and mass vaccinations and mask wearing and social distancing, it is clear that this isn't going away.
And their narrative is falling apart that vaccines will make it go away.
Now they can't keep lying.
Half of fucking Europe is going to be infected in the next six to eight weeks.
So they can't keep lying.
So now they got to switch the narrative.
And the narrative is, oh, no, no, we're never going to eradicate.
You know, that's what we haven't been saying all along, right?
They haven't been saying that all along.
Now they're switching.
We've been telling you that since we've looked into it, the virus is never going away.
And that most people are going to get it.
And if you live long enough, you're going to get it.
So here it is.
I'll play it one more time.
The White House, that we're not going to eradicate this.
We've only done that with smallpox.
We're not going to eliminate that.
That only happens with massive vaccination programs like we did with measles and with vaccines.
Well, with vaccines that work and make it go.
With vaccines that make the measles go away.
What the fuck?
He's acting like they've been saying this all along.
Have they been saying this all along?
Now he's admitting, like, it's not going to be like the measles or smallpox.
It's not like that.
What is it like?
It's like, you know, this thing that doesn't keep you from getting it or transmitting it.
And it's, you know, it makes you not die.
You know, the numbers of people that targeted, you know, absolutely, you should, you know, over a certain age, absolutely should get it.
Yeah.
It's almost 100% for all the targeted groups that should be getting it.
Was referring to when she said most of us will ultimately get Omicron is not that most of us were ultimately going to get sick with Omicron.
Remember, she was talking about in the data that we all showed about the extraordinary effect and dichotomy between people who get Omicron, who get vaccinated and boosted, how well they are protected against hospitalization and death.
And even with Omicron, it appears as the data that Dr. Walensky just showed today from the Kaiser Permanente study, that it is going to be a less severe, particularly in those who are vaccinated and boosted.
So if we're going to look ahead at what happens when this peaks and it ultimately goes down, as I've said on previous pressers here from the White House, that we're not going to eradicate this.
We've only done that with smallpox.
We're not going to eliminate that.
That only happens with massive vaccination programs like we did with measles and with vaccines.
But we ultimately will control it.
What?
And if you control it in a way, it's at such a low.
So now they've, do you see the goalposts?
So we're not going to eradicate it.
We're not going to eliminate it.
We're going to control it.
What?
This is crazy that he says that.
No, but go ahead.
Do you know he also says, he goes, I'm not entirely convinced it's not a lab leak.
I just think it's like, he's come around on the lab league theory as well.
I don't know.
Well, that used to be a conspiracy theory.
So could you hear this guy?
We're going to control it now.
How are we going to do that?
Level, and people are vaccinated and boosted.
Sooner or later, as we begin to live with it, what she was referring to is that virtually everybody is going to wind up getting exposed and likely get infected.
But if you're vaccinated and if you're boosted, the chances of you're getting sick are very, very low.
That's what.
That's not, that hasn't been the narrative for two years.
That, you get everybody's going to get this.
That's what he just said.
Everybody, every, he didn't say some.
He didn't say most.
He said everybody is likely to get infected.
Everybody.
That's what he said.
So if they would have been...
The answer is you can't do it.
You can't do it and have a strong argument and you can't do it logically.
And it just goes to show you that people like Chomsky are just as susceptible to fear and bad thinking as anybody.
Yeah, but January 6th.
He did that.
Fauci did that.
He just blurred out January 6th.
He just blurred out January 6th at a Senate hearing.
He did it.
What he's referring to.
So at a Senate, so I'm just going to show you at a Senate hearing Tuesday, Fauci said the unvaccinated people are 20 times likelier to die, 17 times likelier to be hospitalized, and 10 times likelier to be infected than the vaccinated.
Now, that sounds like, that sounds like huge numbers.
It sounds like, oh, well, 10 times greater.
That's like a, if you had 10, you'd have 100 times.
No.
I'm going to show you how they're doing this.
So for argument's sake, when the Gallup organization looked at the hospitalization rate of unvaccinated versus vaccinated, they came up with these numbers.
Now, it doesn't matter if these are the real numbers, which I think they are, but it doesn't matter.
I'm going to show you statistics, right?
Because we've talked about this on other videos.
There are three kinds of lies, lies, damn lies, and statistics.
So here's a statistic.
0.1% of vaccinated people are hospitalized with COVID.
That's very low.
That's one in 10,914.
You know how many people who are unvaccinated end up in the hospital?
0.89%.
That's also very low.
One in 112 people who get infected with the COVID will have to go to a hospital.
Not the ICU necessarily, but a hospital.
So that's 0.89%.
So when I put these numbers up on Twitter, people who are haters and Joe Biden supporters told me that I'm so dumb, I don't know how statistics work.
I said, no, I do.
These are both under 1%.
So unvaccinated people and vaccinated people, according to Gallup, have less than a 1% chance of being hospitalized.
They said, no, what that means is the unvaccinated are 89 times more likely to be hospitalized.
Do you see how you can use that statistic to totally totally, totally distort the threat that you are under from COVID and hospitalization?
You are 89 times more likely.
That's what they were telling me on Twitter.
And I'm like, you can state it that way if you want to be unbelievably inflammatory and give people the wrong idea.
You could state it that way because that would certainly be misleading.
And what do you fucking think Fauci's doing here?
When he says people are 20 times likelier to die, 17 times likely to be hospitalized, 10 times likely to be.
Now, I don't doubt that these numbers are correct.
I'm saying the way they're stating these stats are there for maximum scaremongering.
That's what I'm saying.
Just like you can say this is 89 times greater than that.
I wonder what the raw data is that you can say this is 20 times because that's less than this.
You see what I'm saying?
So these things could be inside of a percent difference.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Yeah, they're not giving you the numbers.
They're not giving you the numbers.
That's right.
They're giving you a way to look at the numbers.
But without the numbers.
Without the numbers.
Give me the numbers.
So at least Fauci is now telling people.
And by the way, this is from the FDA.
Does the vaccine reduce transmission?
Most vaccines that protect from viral illnesses also reduce transmission of the virus that causes the disease by those who are vaccinated.
While it is hoped it is hoped that this will be the case, the scientific community does not yet know if the Pfizer Biantech COVID-19 vaccine will reduce such transmission.
Now, that was from November of 2021.
I checked it today.
It still says the exact same thing.
Well, we know.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
We won't know for 75 years.
Yes, we won't know for 75 years.
So that's when the FDA said they wanted to release all the data on this.
So this idea that this is new information, it's not new information.
They've known this all along and they've been lying to you all along.
And they've been giving you a pro pharma.
What we know is that individuals who are vaccinated are this is how they say, how they say it stops transmission.
They say, what we know is that individuals who are vaccinated are much less likely to be infected.
They're less likely to get infected.
Therefore, much less likely to spread the virus.
That doesn't mean if you're both infected, you see this fucking smarmy way they put this.
That's not, that's being misleading.
Yeah, what they're saying here is technically all correct, but they're not giving you context.
So is that it?
And again, let me tell you what, since now Omicron is ripping through the population in Europe, half of Europe will be infected in the next six to eight weeks.
And Fauci and the FDA head here just said that everybody is likely to get Omicron, meaning COVID here in the United States.
Everyone.
Everyone.
So now why do you need someone else to get vaccinated to protect you?
You're going to get it likely.
And everyone likely, said Fauci.
And then when you get it, remember, these are the symptoms.
Top five Zoe reported symptoms.
So this is the early London data, right?
Most common, runny nose.
Second most common, headache.
Third most common fatigue.
Sometimes the fatigue was bad.
Sometimes it was mild.
Fourth most common feature, sneezing.
Fifth most common feature, sore throat.
The implication is obvious.
If you have any of these and you've had colds in the past, you're going to think it's a cold, but it may well not be.
It may be an Omicron cold.
So there you go.
So it's nice to see Dr. Fauci and the head of the FDA catching up to the Jimmy Doer show finally.
And when they admit that likely everyone, not some, not most, likely everyone, that's what Fauci said.
Everyone is likely to be infected with COVID.
So once you know that, now you know that vaccine mandates are bullshit and big pharma propaganda.
100%.
you You got to become a premium member.
Go to JimmyDoorComedy.com, sign up.
It's the most affordable premium program in the business.
All the voices performed today by the one and the only of the inimitable, Mike McRae, who can be found at mikemcray.com.
That's it for this week.
you be the best you can be and I'll keep being me.
Don't freak out.
I'm not kidding.
Don't don't get it.
Don't go for it.
Don't go, do not go around.
Do not freak.
Don't freak out.
Do not do not freak.
Do not freak.
Do not freak out.
▲
Export Selection