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Jan. 7, 2022 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy, this is Governor Andrew Cuomo.
Oh, Mr. Cuobo.
Thanks for calling.
How you doing?
Jimmy, let me answer your query thusly.
Fly me to the moon.
Oh, that good, huh?
Jimmy, I have been completely rehabilitated, reinvigorated, and reassimilated.
Can you tell our listeners what you're so happy about?
Vindication.
Vindication?
Vindication from the Latin root vindicat.
Avenged.
What do you mean?
The charges against me are being dropped one by one.
Put to bed forever.
Tatalia, Barzini, the Turk, Mo Green.
Today, all of the Cuomo family business is being settled.
Oh, you're not talking about villainous mobsters here.
You're talking about credible accusations of sexual assault and harassment in the workplace.
Let me take you on a little walk.
The Albany County District Attorney has dropped charges against me which had leveled the ridiculous accusation that I groped a colleague.
That accusation was cornered into a revolving door and machine gunned down.
That DA, that DA said that the accuser was cooperative and credible, but thought the case was unable to meet the burden of proof.
It didn't mean you didn't do it or are vindicated, I'm pretty sure.
Vindicat!
In the last two weeks, the district attorneys for Nassau and Westchester counties also dropped their charges against me.
Those accusations were shot in the eye while getting a massage and gunned down in public by a man posing as a police officer, respectively.
Again, those accusations are extremely credible.
Poppycock.
And then the final coup de grace.
The Manhattan District Attorney has closed an investigation into whether I was criminally responsible for all of those COVID deaths in nursing homes.
Remember those?
Yes.
Yeah, well, I didn't do it.
That accusation fell off of a building and into the blades of a helicopter.
That's a scene from the last Boy Scout.
I had a film editor splice that scene into my copy of The Godfather.
So in our house, that's a part of The Godfather.
Hey, just because you're not being charged doesn't mean that you aren't responsible for those deaths.
And most everyone feels that you are.
Doesn't that bother you?
Jimmy, my friend, the law is an imperfect instrument, admittedly, but it is the best that man has devised to arrive at the truth.
The law has decided that I am not responsible for any of these things.
And as a lawyer and a public servant of the state of New York, I have no choice but to abide by the decisions of these hallowed institutions.
Too long didn't read.
I didn't fucking do nothing.
I don't think you're going to get away with any of this.
From what I understand, you're going to be facing significant civil liability.
Well, we will cross that bridge when we come to it.
And then the world will hear that you are a serial groper and responsible for the death of old people.
That's what they're going to hear.
Okay, first of all, they were on their way out anyway.
Let's be real here.
And as far as quote-unquote groping goes, Jimmy, I am a proud...
Yeah, we get it.
We know you're an Italian-American.
Actually, I was going to say horny old man.
I am a proud, horny old man.
What?
What do you mean, what?
This harmless manhandling that has been smeared as, quote, groping by the mainstream media used to be completely acceptable behavior.
I, like most men my age, was socialized to believe that it was completely fine.
The fact that I didn't immediately change my behavior in the wake of this recent and sudden sea change in male-female relations would be understood by any judge or jury.
Are you out of your mind?
What you did was never acceptable.
Prevalent, perhaps, but never acceptable.
Men in power taking advantage of powerless women has always been gross.
Jimmy.
What?
I am Italian.
You know what?
I don't even want to hear it.
I'm tired of going in circles with you.
How is your brother Chris doing?
How do you think he is?
He's depressed.
He sleeps 16 hours a day inside of a giant cannoli that a local baker made for him.
But this latest news should seer him up and get him out of his giant cannoli.
How so?
Well, if I didn't do anything wrong, then neither did he.
By the law of innocent brothers.
What in God's name is the law of innocent brothers?
It's a legal concept that I just made up right now.
We're getting away.
We're getting away with everything.
I decided to be daring.
Look, Jimmy, this has been a pleasure, and I know you hate it when I win.
Yeah.
But that is what is happening, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Yeah, well, we're going to see about that.
Till next time, it's up to you, New York, New York Stugots.
Yeah.
Establishment media sets on its fighting.
So good luck.
Watch and see as a jackal.
Comedium speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head on.
It's the chimney tour show.
So I want to remind you, this is when the cult of the Democratic Party comes back to bite you, right?
It happened.
Remember it happened to Sarah Silverperson?
We told you about this just two weeks ago.
This is Joyanne Reed.
She tweets out an article about the Governor DeSantis, who is the enemy of the Democrats.
So they want to make it out like he's a Nazi.
And he announced that he was starting his own National Guard force that's going to be answerable to him in Florida so he could better help deal with natural Disasters, and because when that happens, the federal government directs them.
And so he's starting his own thing.
And guess what?
23 other states have the exact same thing, including California and New York, the biggest blue states in the country.
So she tweets this out and says this is fascisty bananas.
And so Sarah Silverperson says, please read the article before you post this stuff.
You're a news outlet.
The truth hasn't matter.
Because Sarah Silverman read the article and she knew that was garbage.
But that's no, he's just doing something normal.
Why are you pretending this guy's a fascist?
Why are you misleading people, which is what I do all day if you ended up watching establishment news?
You want to say something?
Well, what's funny is she assumed Joy Ann Reed didn't read the article when she didn't know Joyanne also read the article.
She's just a liar.
Yeah, she's just a liar.
So this is what happened to Sarah.
So then they started calling Sarah a racist.
And you would never say that stuff to a black person.
The cult of the Democratic Party turned on you.
You can't ever be seen defending the truth because they'll say you're defending DeSantist, which means you're defending a Nazi.
So that's why, and then she had to do this.
On side, we can't even critique anyone in your own party without punishment.
One of the hosts of the view is like, what hubris for Sarah Silverman to accuse a black woman of not reading.
Oi, Jesus H, what the?
I fucking, I surrender.
Good grief.
I don't want any trouble.
I cannot believe.
So do you see what happens?
I you got you win.
I just want a show business career.
I don't want any trouble.
You're right.
You're right.
I was wrong.
She had to throw in an oi like, hey, I'm Jewish.
I'm not a white lady attacking a black person.
I'm also an oppressed.
So that's what she had to do.
Look at that.
That's what she had to do to keep her place in show business.
That's what she felt like anyway, or else she's going to risk being canceled.
Just like when I committed the crime of interviewing a libertarian on my show called Magnus, and everybody lost their shit because I'm talking to a right-winger.
So they tried to cancel me, except I'm uncancelable.
So she got out in front of that.
She doesn't want to get canceled.
So she got out in front of it.
Dave, Dave Shape.
So Patton Oswald on New Year's Eve took a picture with Dave Chappelle.
And so now he has to apologize for that.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
That's all he did.
Did he take a picture with a war criminal like Joe Biden?
No.
Did he take a picture with someone who imprisoned kids for truancy like Kamala Harris?
No.
Did he take a picture with a news anchor that repeats propaganda?
No.
He took a picture with his buddy who's been a comedian for 34 years.
And by the way, sells out theater.
17,000 people went to see Dave Chappelle.
And so he tweeted that out.
Hey, look, holy shit.
They came at him.
And what did he do?
He had to apologize.
He had to apologize for tweeting out a picture with his black friend.
You saw somebody put a, I say that other one where somebody pointed out that he had to have someone take a picture of him apologizing.
Get a picture of me looking sorry.
Yeah.
Now, again, just like I said about Sarah Silverman, I was once very friendly with Sarah Silverman.
I don't know if you would say we were friends.
We were friendly for sure.
And she was always very nice to me.
And her heart always seemed to be in the right place.
Even when she was wagging her finger at Bernie supporters and telling us that we were ridiculous, I still understood why she was doing it.
And I thought her heart, even though she was wrong in that instance, was, you know, she thought she was doing the right thing.
And she was a Bernie supporter.
So I want to have to say the same thing about Patton Oswald.
Now, I don't know too much about his politics lately, but Patton Oswald and I were friends.
Again, friendly friends.
I don't know what he gave me a nice blurb for my book.
That was very nice of him to do.
And I loved his book.
I read his book and couldn't put it down, actually.
And so I've always been a fan of his comedy.
I don't see all of his movies and TV shows.
I don't watch TV shows or movies much.
But I know his comedy and I know him as a person.
He's a great guy.
And so now he committed the sin of admitting to being friends with Dave Chappelle.
And so he had to write this apology and I want to read it to you.
He said, saw a friend I hadn't seen in a long time this New Year's Eve.
We've known each other since we're teens.
He's a fellow comedian, the funniest I've ever met.
The funniest comedian Patton Oswald's ever met.
That means he's the funniest comedian in the world because I'm pretty sure Pat Oswald's met everybody.
He's a fellow comedian, the funniest guy I ever met.
I wanted to post a pic and an Instagram story about it.
So he did.
The friend is Dave Chappelle.
34 years we've been friends.
He's refocused and refined ideas a lot of us took as settled about race and history and life on this planet and spun them around with a phrase and a punchline.
We've done bad and good gigs, open mics and TV tapings, but we also 100% disagree about transgender rights and representation.
I support trans people's rights, anyone's rights to live safely in the world as their fullest selves.
Now, what makes me sad about that is that I'm pretty sure Dave Chappelle 100% supports trans rights.
I don't think he's again, I don't think he would say, no, we should discriminate against trans people.
Have you ever heard him say that, Kurt?
No, but if you don't go along with every little thing.
So this is somebody says, yeah.
This is what Glenn Greenwald, the point he makes, Glenn Greenwald, the Pulitzer Prize winning journalist, he makes the point that if I agree with your agenda, 97%, but I have a quibble with 3% of it, that doesn't make me an enemy.
That makes me an ally that we have small disagreements with.
But if you don't agree with them 1,000%, you're now an enemy, which is a dumb way to do it because you're now turning allies into enemies, which is what they tried to do with Patton.
And again, as far as I'm pretty sure Dave Chappelle would not be for discriminating against trans people.
In fact, I've never heard him say it.
I only saw his one special.
Maybe he said in his other special, I didn't see it.
No, he said nothing like that.
He didn't accept the basic premise.
I don't think he says they shouldn't be married.
I don't think he says they shouldn't be allowed to employment or should be discriminated against in housing or lending or anything.
Right?
But If you criticize any part of it, this is the argument.
You're creating, you're basically killing people by not accepting everything that an activist said.
And, you know, also, for the record, remember Chappelle's trans friend that ended up committing suicide?
Yes.
After being bullied by the trans community online?
So he goes on, for all the things he's helped me evolve on, I'll always disagree with where he stands now on transgender issues.
I still, I wish he would have put what it was that he disagreed with him on because I don't know what it is.
I'm not being a, I'm not trying to play dumb.
I actually am dumb.
I don't fucking know what exactly is he disagrees with.
I don't think he knows either.
I think he knows people were mad at him and he has to say.
But this is what, I mean, the backlash.
He took a picture.
You think he took a picture with David Duke or Ted Bundy?
Well, I like how your friend of 34 years, you're supposed to disown them on the whims of Twitter.
Yes.
Or because you disagree with them about politics.
Yeah.
So here he goes, for all the things he's helped me evolve on.
I'll always disagree with where he stands now on transgender issues, but I also don't believe a seeker like him is done evolving, learning.
You know, someone that long sees the struggles and changes, it's impossible to cut them off.
You know, someone that long, see the struggles and changes.
It's impossible to cut them off.
Yeah, like people in my family.
You're not supposed to cut people out of your family because they voted for Trump.
Or do you?
Maybe you do that.
I don't do that.
That's what Glenn Greenwald said: if your friendship was based on politics, it was never a friendship in the first place.
So you know someone that long, see the struggle.
It's impossible not to be hopeful and open and cheer them on.
Also, I've been carrying a lot of guilt about friends I've cut off who had views with which I couldn't agree or changed in ways I couldn't live with.
Now, I don't, before Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, all those people cheered me on.
They all wanted to come on my show.
They all said nice things about me.
Patton Oswald gave me one of the greatest blurbs for my book.
Can you give me the book?
I'll read it.
And I would go to this comedy festivals and we would all have big laughs together.
And I was doing the politics.
I had the show on lefty KPFK, which is way left of NPR, or used to be when I was on it.
And here's the blurb he wrote: He said, Jimmy Dore, of course, this is great for me.
This is like me bragging, but I'm going to do it anyway.
Jimmy Dore is outrageous and outraged, bothersome and bothered.
A crucial, profane, passionate voice for progressives and free thinkers in 21st century America.
This book will anger you if you're a conservative and enrage you if you're a liberal.
Enjoy.
That's from Patton Oswald.
So.
Wow, he's going to have to do another apology for.
I'm going to have to do an apology now because I've become persona non-grana in those same circles because I wouldn't vote for Hillary Clinton and I voted for Jill Stein.
And then I wouldn't go along with Russia Gate and I told the truth that the mainstream media and the intelligence community is lying to you about it.
Same thing with Syria.
And that was that.
I was a big Bernie supporter, then I was a Tulsi supporter.
And that was stuff that you can't do.
And so those, and so when he says, I've been carrying a lot of guilt about friends I've cut off who had views with which I couldn't agree.
I wonder if I'm one of them.
Now, again, I haven't been circulating in the comedy circles like I normally would for the last five, six years.
So maybe I'm not.
But I know I'm not on this Halloween card list anymore, which hurts my friends.
I'm a farmer.
Which does hurt my feelings.
So I don't know.
Oh, I never got a Halloween card.
Oh, see, I was more important.
I knew I was.
I always knew I was more important.
Thank you, Kurt, for confirming that.
Now you and I are of similar importance.
So anyway, he says, sometimes I wonder, did I and other others cutting them off, make them dig their heels in deeper, fuel their ignorance with nitro boost of resentment and spite?
I'm an LGBTQ ally.
I'm a loyal friend.
There's friction in those traits that I need to reconcile myself.
He means the friction between him being friends with Dave Chappelle and being an ally of the LGBTQ community.
There's friction in those traits that I need to reconcile myself and not let cause feels of betrayal in anyone else.
And I'm sorry, truly sorry that I didn't consider the hurt this would cause or the depth of that hurt.
He took a picture with Dave Chappelle.
And now he's got to apologize about the depth of the hurt he caused.
Can you imagine?
That's nutsballs.
Yeah, that's and I'm not saying Pat's nutsball.
I'm saying it's nutsballs that we live in this culture that he has to do that.
It's nutsballs that he has to do that, that he feels that he has to do that.
It's crazy culture that we're living in right now.
And they'll come after anybody for anything at any time.
Don't you, that's what a cult does.
You understand that, right?
That's what a cult does.
You're not allowed to disagree with them 1%.
Then you're outside the group.
That's what a cult does.
And that's what the Democratic Party is.
They're a goddamn cult.
And that's why Sarah Silverman had to do that.
And that's why Patton Oswald has to do this.
Do you see that?
They all believe the best about their party, no matter what.
No matter what.
When he goes the depth of the hurt I cause, you should immediately.
And by the way, I like Patton a lot.
Me too.
I can't stand that he could even let this like himself get, but it's partially social media addiction, which makes you get a warped idea of what is hurtful and what's not.
And then the idea, like, wait, I mean, this is my friend 34 years.
You don't tell me who I could take a picture with.
No, shit.
That's the first thing you should say.
This should be, hey, if you don't like it, go screw yourself should be the message, honestly.
And people get warped.
I don't know, it just warps people being on social media like that.
And then also, there's the Hollywood thing of where you don't really realize how bad your own side is, which is what happened with Sarah.
That is right.
Hey, your own side are liars and they're tribal.
And if you go against someone who's in their tribe, they'll come at you, even if you're telling the truth.
That's what Sarah learned.
And I don't know what, I don't know what Patton's got, if there's a lesson for him to learn.
Well, here's the lesson he says.
He says, I've been messaging a lot on Instagram today, and the back and forth has really helped guide me into the writing of this.
I naively, I naively delete a lot of posts in the comment thread, critical ones from LGBTQ writers and shitposts by TERF anti-trans orcs looking for clicks and giggles.
I wanted a nice comment thread about the pick with my friend.
Ugh, so easy to think someone else needs growth and miss the need in yourself.
Gonna keep trying.
He's not wrong.
He's not wrong at all.
And so, again, this is not critical of Patton Oswald.
This is to show how crazy the culture is that a comedian like Patton Oswald, all he has to do is take a picture.
That's how I felt when I interviewed that Boogaloo boy.
All I did was interview him.
They act like I joined the fricking Boogal.
I just interviewed a guy.
Yeah.
Who has no influence of power?
Who has no power, no influence.
All I did was interview him, and everybody made me out like I was David Duke.
No, I'm interviewing someone.
You know how you, that's what you're supposed to do.
Didn't a reporter interview Osama bin Laden?
Of course, Mike Wallace.
Mike Wallace interviewed.
Mike Wallace interviewed the Ayatollah Khomeini.
Of course, everybody, people interview Manson.
You know what I mean?
People interviewed Phil Johnio.
I grew up on him interviewing David Duke, Nazis.
I grew up with Nazis in Chicago marching every year, and they were always being interviewed.
Somebody just texted me.
They just did the math on this.
Less than 4% of the people who liked this photo commented on the photo.
Not all of them are negative, but that means he responded this based on less than 4% of people complaining.
Yeah.
And the other thing is the friction is between the traits of being Chappelle's friend and still wanting to work in the industry.
So there you go.
And my only tip would be to the trans community is that maybe stop turning allies into enemies because it seems like that's what's happening in this schedule.
But again, I don't know many trans people, so I don't even know what the hell, really, their thoughts are.
All I know is the loudest ones online.
Now, Kurt, you know some trans people?
Yeah.
You know, I know three people that friends of mine that transition, like I know before and after, and you know, I was in New York for years.
Most people aren't, they don't like, they're not like this.
This is a very specific.
You see that memo that just came out where they, the trans legal something, which is a major activist group, they found that they're not doing well with the women's sports argument.
Oh, I did.
Yeah, it's a thing like I could have told you for free, but they probably paid 30 grand to figure it out through like polling.
So this is some kind of like pre-packaged, like fake activism that's not working.
And the people online doing it, that's a small majority of people, most of whom nothing to do with being trans are mentally ill people.
That's what Twitter elevates that.
And Instagram elevates that.
I agree.
So most of the people that you meet just want to live their lives and don't want to, they're not trying to like send anybody off to a separate nation of untouchables based on small disagreements.
This is like almost all social media has produced this, this like illusion that it's a thing.
This is the world we're living in now, that you have to apologize for taking a picture with Dave Chappelle, who, by the way, has probably the most popular comedy special of the year on Netflix, which Barack Obama sits on the board of.
So shouldn't Barack Obama have to apologize for green lighting or being on the same platform as Dave Chappelle?
How come Barack Obama gets off on this one?
How come he doesn't have to pay a price for this one?
Isn't he a board member of fucking Netflix?
Is it right?
Doesn't he have power over at Netflix?
And Dave Chappelle is the biggest comedy special at Netflix.
What?
How come he doesn't?
But Patton Oswald, who doesn't have any power, has to apologize for just taking a picture with him.
Dave Chappelle, I mean, Patton Oswald didn't give Dave Chappelle $60 million.
That's what Netflix did.
By the way, now I know, you know, I used to write for the Chappelle show back in the day, and I very much understand why Chappelle went to Africa, which they always pass that nonsense reason of like somebody laughed too hard at a joke.
That's not why.
As soon as you put yourself in the jurisdiction of these people by taking the money, you're subjected to like, it's not, you know, slavery is too much, but it's like a, you better do what we say because we gave you this money and you're famous.
That means you're obligated to be under the thumb of the establishment forever, basically.
And Chappelle stuck his thumb in their eye and they still have to pay.
Like, that's why one thing everybody should praise Chappelle.
He actually muscles corporations.
One guy.
He had a contract with, you know, he didn't want season three of Chappelle show on.
And fair and square, the contract was not Chappelle's favorite.
They had to do what he wanted to not look bad.
Like, who else do you know who could pull that off?
One guy against like Viacom or whoever.
So it's another sad day.
And too bad for Patton Oswald.
I'm a big fan of his, big supporter.
He's a great guy.
And this is a weird world we're living in now.
That's all I can say.
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This is about Dr. Robert Malone being canceled from Twitter.
But I want you to know that the guy who invented the mRNA vaccine technology is not fit to join in the debate about vaccines or COVID.
But these guys are.
This is the head of the NIH.
Now, this guy's, I'm going to say, very good chance he's a criminal, if not 100%.
This is from the Wall Street effing journal.
Imagine how corrupt these guys are for Wall Street to be pissed at them enough to write a fucking article that's critical of them after they just made all that money.
So how Fauci and Collins shut down COVID debate, they work with the media to trash the Great Barrington Declaration.
So that's what him and Fauci did.
This is the head of the NIH.
Other scientists had different ideas about how to treat COVID, like how to do a targeted lockdown instead of a general lockdown, how to do targeted vaccines and general vaccines, how to do lots of different ideas.
And you're supposed to have a robust scientific debate.
They shut it down And pushed their agenda and smeared anybody who went against them.
And what are they doing now?
They just got rid of the guy who invented the mRNA vaccine technology.
He just got bumped off of Twitter.
Are you happy?
He goes on Joe Rogan and immediately Twitter jumps into action.
We got to squelch this guy.
And they do.
By the way, I can't believe Jack Dorsey was the guy protecting free speech.
That was the guy protecting free speech.
Holy Christ.
Twitter on Wednesday suspended the account operated by Dr. Robert Malone, a U.S.-based virologist and immunologist.
So he's being smeared.
So that guy's being smeared.
He's being smeared by Twitter right now.
He's being speared by the Atlantic.
He's being smeared by Wikipedia, just like we are.
Anybody who goes against the CIA or the establishment is going to get a bad entry in Wikipedia.
What did I do to the CIA to get my Wikipedia screwed up?
They won't let me fix it either.
And they won't let you fix it.
No.
Is it fake birthdays and stuff in there?
I don't know why.
So the ban came just hours after the AP, the Associated Press, posted out.
Listen to watch this fact check, Kurt.
I don't know if you saw this story yet, but the ban came just hours after the AP posted a controversial fact check report claiming that Dr. Robert Malone misled people by claiming the vaccines are failing against the Omicron variant.
Recent figures from Denmark and Germany refute the AP's fact checkers claim.
This is from the Rio Times.
That's what they say.
So they say, so we've been fact-checked on this show by, I think it was PolitiFact.
And then you find out who funds them and they're getting money from people who have an interest in all this COVID-related stuff.
And then you find out that their fact checks aren't even fact checks.
They're opinion checks.
They don't, they never, I never had a fact wrong ever.
They just didn't like what I was implying.
Well, that's not a fact check.
And guess what?
That's not a fact check either.
Watch what they do.
Here it is.
AP claims mislead about COVID-19 vaccines' effectiveness against Omicron.
Really?
How do they mislead?
Well, here's what they say: a video clip circulating on social media shows Dr. Robert Malone, a frequent critic of the COVID-19 vaccines, who has researched mRNA vaccine technology.
He's researched it.
He's the inventor of it.
This is their fact check.
They can't even get their fact.
In their fact check, they're wrong on the facts.
Of course they are.
Of course they are.
So they can't even get their facts right.
Who has researched?
I don't know how many patents.
He's got like nine patents on vaccine technology, stating that the shots don't.
So he, so Robert Malone stated that the shots don't protect people from Omicron.
The comments were made during a December 17 interview with Laura Ingram, a Fox News host on her show, The Ingram Angle.
So I don't know if it protects you from Omicron or not.
The early data, well, this is what Andy Slavitt said about Delta and the vaccines.
Who was Andy Slavet?
He was Joe Biden's director of COVID response.
And what did he say?
This is before Omicron, which is way more contagious than Delta.
He said, given Delta's contagiousness and the fitness of the future mutations in order to beat it, this means SARS-CoV-2 will be contagious enough that everyone will get the virus.
That was before Omicron.
That was when we just had Delta.
And Joe Biden's director of COVID response was saying everyone, he's saying this, is that this means SARS-CoV-2 will be contagious enough that everyone will, that's what he's saying.
That's not what this show.
I'm saying that's what Joe Biden's COVID director said.
So if it was already, everybody was going to get it then now and the and the vaccines weren't going to stop you from getting Delta, according to Joe Biden's COVID director.
That's what he said.
So then that would seem logical that Omicron, which is even more contagious than Delta.
So I'm just saying it seems logical.
And this is what Dr. Malone went on to say.
Omicron blows right through the vaccines and through the triple jabbed, Malone said.
Omicron is very, very infectious.
And the data are already in that both the double and triple vaccination is not protecting you from Omicron.
So AP's assessment, this is their assessment on their fact check, missing context, it says.
While it's true that people who are vaccinated can still get infected with Omicron, they say he should have provided more context.
So not that what he said wasn't true.
They're not checking his fact.
They're saying we would have liked him to give more information.
Not that his fact was incorrect or that it's, that's not what this says.
That's not what that says.
That says that his statement was missing context.
And you can say that about any statement.
You could say that about any statement.
I wish there was more context.
They should add more.
That's what they've tried to do to us at Facebook with PolitiFact, which is again funded by the people who have an interest in making us look fact.
So that's what they said.
Oh, they said my headline implied something.
Not that it was factually incorrect, but they didn't like what it was implied.
They didn't like what I was thinking in my head.
That's what this is.
That's what this fact check is.
Doesn't seem like they're checking his facts.
It seems like they want him to say something else.
That's what this seems like.
While it's true that people who are vaccinated can still get infected with Omicron.
I like how they put it.
Can still get, they can still get it.
Early research has shown that the Pfizer and Moderna mRNA COVID-19 vaccines are effective at preventing severe disease, hospitalization, and death stemming from the new variant.
Well, I got to tell you, there's no deaths from the new variant.
And it's presenting as a very mild form of the disease.
So just that I would like them to add that context.
Why don't they add that context?
This is a false statement from AP using their standard because I would like them to add more context.
And They didn't.
So, do you see what kind of bullshit this is?
They're not doing a fact check.
They're doing a context check.
That doesn't even, the whole thing is, can you still get it?
That's the simple question being asked that he answered.
I don't even understand what the fuck this has to do with that.
So, I know.
So, what they're what the AP is implying is that Robert Malone is also saying that the vaccine doesn't protect you from serious disease or hospitalization.
That's what they're saying.
He's like, oh, he should have said that it does do that.
He should have gone that extra step and said, while it does, they're saying he didn't say that enough.
That's what they're saying.
But it does.
But guess what, Kurt?
What?
Omicron boosts COVID-19 surges in Denmark and the UK.
So here it is.
Two European countries, Denmark and the United Kingdom, reported new daily highs for COVID-19 cases, partly fueled by the more transmissible Omicron variant.
Denmark, one of the countries reporting brisk Omicron spread, reported 9,999 new COVID-19 cases in the past day, according to Reuters.
Government officials are scheduled to meet with Parliament tomorrow to discuss options for curbing the outbreak.
Charles LeBeck, MD, DMC, with Denmark State and Surum Institute, told CNBC that Omicron cases are doubling every two days, a pace poised to overtake the Delta variant within a week.
He said Omicron cases currently make up 10% of sequenced cases.
Of the country's Omicron patients, 75% were fully vaccinated.
Does it sound like Dr. Robert Malone was misleading people?
I'm not saying what.
I'm saying you decide because this is the data from Denmark.
75% of the people who were Omicron were Omicron patients were vaccinated, and 9% had received a booster shot.
About 80% of the Danish population is fully vaccinated.
Lillebeck said Denmark's Omicron trends appear similar to patterns reported from Britain.
During the three-hour and six-minute interview on the now viral episode, number 1757 of the Joe Rogan experience, Malone claimed to be part of the team that invented the mRNA vaccine used in COVID-19 vaccines.
You can check if that's true or not.
You can check.
I did.
It's true.
Malone is an internationally recognized vaccine researcher who has authorized dozens of scientific papers and been cited thousands of times.
Thousands of times his work has been cited.
His work has been described as seminal in the field of mRNA vaccine development.
Hey, Suri, what's the definition of seminal?
Seminal means of a work, event, moment, or figure strongly influencing later developments.
Do you want to hear the remaining no, I got it.
So he was the pioneer of the mRNA vaccine technology, which is why they use the word seminal, but they could easily use the word inventor of.
These kids came out of my nuts, as Tracy Morgan is.
That's right.
Although Malone supports vaccines as a medical doctor, supports vaccines, he's worked on vaccines his entire effing life.
He's working on a new vaccine right now.
He's not an anti-vaccine guy.
He's a maker of new vaccines.
His whole life is vaccines.
In fact, he's done the seminal work on the mRNA vaccine technology.
But you see how they have to put it?
Although he's not against them.
Against them?
Although he's still most of that.
That's what they're trying to say.
Yeah.
Although he's not against them.
He's still kind of bad.
He believes that steps the United States government has taken to bring the mRNA COVID-19 vaccines to market from Pfizer BioNTech and Moderna have been detrimental and contrary to globally accepted standards for developing and regulating safe and effective licensed products.
Oh, he has a, yeah, so he has a different point of view.
The guy who's done the seminal work for mRNA vaccine technology, but we're going to ban him from the conversation.
Because the guy at Twitter knows more about vaccines than this, than the guy who invented it?
The guy who eventually at Twitter is making an economic calculation.
That's not a science calculation the guy at Twitter is making.
The guy at Twitter is making a monetary economic decision to censor and stifle scientific debate.
Science doesn't work through censorship.
In a post on Substack Wednesday, he, meaning Dr. Malone, wrote that his Twitter account had over half a million followers when it was permanently suspended.
Over half a million followers gone in a blink of an eye.
That means I must have been on the mark.
That's exactly right.
You're over the target if you're catching flack.
They don't ban people who don't have an influence, who aren't saying things that are threatening.
That means I must have been on the mark over the target.
Why don't they take a National Enquirer out of the Ralphs?
How come that's still in there?
Isn't that weird?
Dr. Malone, the inventor of the mRNA vaccine technology, can't be on Twitter, but National Enquirer still is at the shelves at Ralphs.
The World News, World Weekly News is what was that joke?
Remember that?
I like, I want to be a headline writer.
Can you imagine being a headline writer for the World Weekly News?
Hey, how do you spell Helium Monster?
Whose joke was that?
That's somebody's joke.
That means I must have been on the mark over the target.
It also means we lost a critical component in our fight to stop these vaccines being mandated for children and to stop the corruption in our governments, as well as the medical industrial complex and pharmaceutical industries.
That's what Malone wrote.
That's what he said.
A Twitter spokesperson said Malone's account was permanently suspended for repeated violations of our COVID-19 misinformation policy.
I wonder why they don't spell out exactly what it was that he did.
Isn't it interesting?
They won't spell out exactly what he did.
And I, for one, think it's great that they don't have to tell you.
You don't have any habeas corpus anywhere for anything ever.
Twitter has strict rules prohibiting users from spreading what they call false or misleading information about COVID-19 or the vaccines developed by Pfizer, Moderna, or Johnson Johnson.
They get to decide what is appropriate for a debate.
Who?
Some Jagoffs at a fucking social media company.
They get to decide what's okay to talk about and what's not okay.
Feel happy?
And the reason why this is also, like, again, I've seen people say, well, you know, it's a private company.
And if you violate their terms of service, I have no problem with them taking you violated their terms of service or a private company.
Okay, would you allow them to take a telephone away from somebody if they said something on the telephone you didn't like?
Could ATT take someone's telephone away?
Because you can't run a business just like you couldn't run a business without a telephone 40 years ago.
You can't run a business without social media, meaning you can't be a public, because I'm a business and public people are a business.
So you can't be in public life, just like you couldn't have a job 40 years ago without having a telephone.
You can't have a job without having a social media now.
And so now you're saying, yeah, I'm okay with that.
They should be able to take the KKK's telephone away because I don't like what they're saying.
Or this right-wing or whatever, this political group.
So that's what you're literally saying because now either you believe that social medias are monopolies and they should be considered utilities, public utilities, which we all think they should.
And if you don't think they should, you're an extremist on the right.
So if you think it's okay for them to ban people, you're an extremist on the right.
Well, I wouldn't even say because most of the people I know on the right are against this kind of censorship.
So I would call it, you're a right-wing authoritarian.
I can't, I keep saying right-wing.
But it's weird because the people I know on the right-wing against are against this kind of censorship.
So you're just an authoritarian.
You're a boutique fascist.
So de facto, however, Twitter practices nothing other than brute censorship because the platform forbids users to write posts claiming, for example, that vaccines are dangerous or that governments or the medical industry have covered up undesirable side effects.
In both cases, this is by no means misinformation, but simply uncomfortable truths.
So how do you say?
Look, let's say I found out that the head of the CDC was lying.
Would I be able to say that on Twitter?
I'm going to get censored, right?
What if I found out that there was some malfeasance happening in the trials?
Would I be able to say that on a social media?
Would I be censored and not the people who were doing the malfeasance?
They've already had whistleblowers that said Pfizer had, what was that?
They had great irregularities in their testing.
Should you not be allowed to say that?
Here's the Daily Mail.
YouTube and Twitter delete Joe Rogan interview with scientists who helped invent mRNA vaccines.
Dr. Robert Malone claimed U.S. is now like a Nazi Germany with society hypnotized to believe in vaccines and extreme pandemic measures.
Well, they really mischaracterize that to make him sense.
Yeah, that's rich.
I know.
Wow.
YouTube has removed Joe Rogan's interview with the scientists who helped invent the mRNA vaccines who claimed that the U.S. is now like Nazi Germany with society hypnotized to believe in vaccines and extreme pandemic measures.
Wow, that is really summed up on purpose in the most that's unbelievable that they in the most noxious way, obnoxious way possible.
They really gave him the Marjorie Taylor Green treatment.
He's a regular Tucker Carlson, this doctor scientist.
During the three-hour and six-minute interview on the now viral episode of the Joe Rogan experience, Malone claimed to be part of a team that invented the mRNA technology used in COVID-19 vaccines.
You could check that claim.
Why do you got it?
Again, they all pretend like they just heard of him five seconds ago and nobody knows yet.
He claims.
Just because he was part of that team.
He claims just because he happens to be part of that team and has the patents.
He also talked about vaccine mandates and said there were similarities between Americans' current state and the pandemic and Nazi Germany.
Similar to Germany in the 20s and 30s, the doctor alleged on the podcast posted on New Year's Eve that American society is experiencing a mass formation psychosis.
And you definitely got to censor that.
Does that you really think that's going to get rid of his message?
It's just going to heighten it.
Hopefully, it's going to have the Streisand effect.
And now people know Twitter's on the take and Twitter's a big, you know.
I love the charge of like, this is another attempt.
This is like that.
Who is that, that MMA chick that got fired because they tried to make her things, was like, hey, don't act like Nazis.
Like, you're trivializing Nazi.
The same people that'll cry Nazi every five seconds will use this to make him look like he was trying to trivialize the Nazi crimes by comparing it to now.
That's so far off of trying to make him seem like he's saying that if you want people to take vaccines, you're a Nazi.
And that's not what he's saying.
They're trying to make him say like, oh, he's calling the vaccine rollout.
Like, you're a Nazi if you want people to get vaccines.
That's not what he's saying.
That mass formation psychosis, he had four points that were very interesting.
Yes.
It's not just something pulled out of an ass.
That's right.
We'll cover that, the mass formation psychosis.
So, yeah, so there, and there's, I guess, some people were saying he got yanked when he was posting.
I don't know exactly what the tweet was.
Nobody's telling me the exact Twitter.
Has Twitter told us what the offending tweets were?
What he said?
I haven't.
If they have, I haven't heard from them.
It's not in any of these stories.
I'm reading about it.
So I would love to know what the offender.
Some people said the tweet was when there's going to be a march on Washington over the mandates.
And I guess it's at the end of January.
January 23rd.
January 23rd.
They said that's when he got yanked.
That's why.
I don't know if that's why, but we'll see.
Okay, so there you go.
You got your censorship.
The Young Turks and the David Dole's and the human.
They must all be creaming in their pants over the fact that they got censored another scientist in favor of the establishment.
That's how it should work.
So Oprah Winfrey tweeted this out.
She tweeted out.
This is her chef.
Every night during holiday season, we eat delicious foods from different countries.
And tonight we had Haitian cuisine with chef this guy to my Haitians friends everywhere.
Enjoy your soup on January 1st.
So that's what she did.
And then this guy comes out and he.
So tonight we have, I'm very honored to make this menu for you all.
We have a lot of traditional Haitian dishes, but also some Haitian-inspired, some with African-inspired and some kind of Pan-Caribbean-inspired dishes as well.
Atari Fritter is a hot cot.
It's a very traditional appetizer.
It's just great attarry, it's seasoned with scotch funny.
It's this little thing right here.
Black pepper, thyme.
We have them at the start of the meal.
The Peekles is on the table.
That's a very spicy condiment.
And you can kind of do everything.
Yes.
So it's a cabbage, carrots.
It has lime juice.
It has white vinegar, lots of habanero.
You've got to put it on anything throughout your entire meal to give it a little spicy bite for your soup.
This is a very important soup for our culture.
It's soup jumo.
Jume squash.
So in 1804, when we gained our independence from France, there are a lot of ingredients that we weren't allowed to eat as slaves.
So when we gained our independence, we were allowed to eat those ingredients.
And those are the ingredients that are featured in the soup.
There's Caribbean squash.
Okay, so you get it.
You get it.
And it turns out Howard Stern blasts Oprah for throwing parties during the pandemic.
You want to hear it?
Here it is.
Over the vacation, I tried to decompress.
I was watching Oprah.
I watch her on Instagram.
I follow her.
I was going to say, Oprah upsets you.
Why do you watch her?
Well, I follow her on Instagram.
So when she comes up, like I look at my wife's cats, I look at my friends who paint and Oprah.
Oh, my.
And I'm really amazed by Oprah.
I really am.
I mean, on her Instagram, she likes to take you into her house where every night of Christmas is a big party, like a celebration, and she flies in a different chef.
And I'm, you know, it's getting very confusing to me.
You know, I see what's going because he can't refer to Oprah the way he refers to regular people.
That's why he's like, ah, she's part of the fucking 100 millionaire club.
I can't do that to her.
We're all friends with Hillary Clinton now.
So I have to say, she amazes me when he really means she fucking pisses him off.
That's what he means.
So now he's choosing his words like a pussy, and he won't say what he really thinks about Oprah.
But you get what he's saying.
He's upset that she's throwing parties over Christmas time because of COVID.
Howard Stern is the hall monitor of the fucking internet, ladies and gentlemen.
That's what the bad boy has turned into: a fucking teacher's pet hall monitor.
Who's telling on Oprah?
And now he's telling on Oprah.
Like, what?
Let's listen to more.
I'm with COVID.
Everyone's got it.
Everyone's sick.
People have 104 fever.
I don't want to have 104 fever.
I don't want to get sick.
So I'm hiding, but everyone else is out running around.
So Howard Stern is again one of these pussies who's afraid of life.
I'm hiding.
I know.
Because you're a pussy.
That's why.
I'm hiding.
I'm afraid.
And because you won't do any research and you would know that there's early treatments and you would know how to get your vitamin D up and you would also know that they're suppressing early treatments.
You would know that too.
Isn't he vaxed?
And you're doesn't the vax work?
I thought you're vaccinated, Howard.
Why are you hiding?
I thought you're vaccinated.
And doesn't the vaccine work?
Yeah.
Why would you be so afraid if you're vaccinated?
And the vaccine works.
Why are you so afraid?
And why are you angry at the unvaxxed?
If you were out there, hey, I'm vaxxed and I'm living my life.
You should get vaccinated, you idiots.
That'd be one thing.
But if you got vaccinated and you're still cowering in your apartment and you're telling other people to get vax so they could also cower in their apartment, well, other people have to go live their lives because they have to actually work for a living and they can't build a glass booth at their work for themselves like you did.
Yeah.
Sorry, Oprah has to work for a living house.
Here we go.
See, Oprah's got having dinner parties.
How many people are at these dinner parties?
Well, it always looks like it's Gail King and about 20 young ladies from like Africa who are orphans or something, you know, who like a regular influx.
I guess she didn't want a new video system, so she spent it on an orphanage.
But I'm watching Oprah and like there's always these young girls, like they look like about 17, 18 young women who are invited to Oprah's palatial estate.
And Oprah on every one of these videos marches out a different chef every night.
And she goes, here on the holidays, I have a different chef every night.
And this tonight, it's Haiti night.
And he's upset that somebody is throwing a party.
He's upset and he wants them to get in trouble.
Like, how dare they have parties?
Does this guy sound like a rebel or a badass?
Or does he sound like the principal?
Does he sound like the fucking guy in Ferris Bueller's Day Off who was the principal?
He's not Ferris Bueller.
He's the principal now.
That's who Howard Stern is.
Wouldn't Oprah, by the way, probably test the people for COVID.
Of course.
Of course, you know, she has a doctor there or a nurse sitting there testing everyone.
You know that's happening.
Yeah, like, so what?
I don't even know what happened.
And what if they're all vaccinated?
I bet they're all vaccinated too.
So what's the problem, Howard?
Howard's just a big pussy.
That's it.
Howard Stern's the opposite of what you think he is.
Howard Stern is an establishment conformist, and now he's a hall monitor.
That's what Howard Stern is, which is why his show sucks.
And it's, hey, Shanai, chef, you know, Chef Smith from Haiti is here.
That's how she talks.
Like, like, I don't know.
I don't know anybody.
It's a big announcement.
Like, she doesn't have those trumpeters.
She has to make her own herald.
She's even yelling in our own house.
She's like, guess what's for dinner tonight?
And then all the orphan girls go, we know cheese biscuits.
And then Oprah goes, cheese biscuits.
That's right.
Cheese biscuit.
This is unbelievable.
I'm watching this.
Boy, this is this certainly is entertaining.
Certainly, he's really found the comedy nugget.
Cheese biscuits?
What is he doing?
He's upset that someone else has the temerity to have a Christmas party.
Go ahead, Kurt.
You know, you can hear him holding back because you know he wants to say something vaguely racial about Haiti and the orphans.
And he's, you could hear in his voice him stopping from saying the things old Howard Stern pre-estalgient would say, which were like, would be problematic.
So he's just, it's why it's so lame.
It's him dancing around his instincts.
That's why it's lame.
He's dancing around his instinct.
And I'm not.
Yes.
It sounds like a nightmare to be invited to Oprah's house.
Oh my God.
It's like they're cheddar cheese biscuits that are used as sandwich bread instead of bread, just plain bread.
It's cheddar cheese biscuits.
Sounds great.
It's like a piece of chicken.
I know.
It sounds fantastic.
And I'm like, what happened to the Weight Watchers thing?
Like, is that just over with?
I mean, Oprah's huge.
So he's back.
Now he's back to calling her fat.
He can't say his racial joke, so he's got to lean on fat.
That's right.
So he leans on, she's fat.
Hey, what happened to why don't you look?
So now he's Now monitoring what Oprah Winfrey's eating for dinner and wagging his finger at her.
I'm telling you, whatever you thought Howard Stern was, he is the exact opposite of that.
He's the champion of fucking horrible comedy.
I'll tell you that.
I think a bunch of people caught on to that, though.
I mean, at this point, he's not at the height of what he used to.
He lost all those fans that thought he was that.
The people like him now are like probably the establishment liking.
They're the Democrat voters.
Yeah.
*phone rings* Oh my God.
Double V, Vince Vaughan.
How you doing?
Hey, what's up, baby?
Are you calling me or am I calling you?
What's going on here?
I don't know.
I'm not sure which way this phone call is going.
I think I might have accidentally called you.
You know what?
I think we called each other at the exact same time, and that happens once every hundred years.
That's right.
Which is exciting.
We're Sympatico.
We're in rhythm.
Hey.
It's like Haley's Comet.
So listen, I heard you were a little upset about Trump's interview he did with that Candace Owens where he kept telling people to get vax.
You know, I don't think it was a good thing.
I don't think it was a good move.
I think, you know, I believe in having a brand and staying on the brand.
You can't change your brand halfway through.
You can't switch brands midstream.
Well, how is he changing brands?
Didn't he develop the jab?
Yeah, but he didn't talk about it much.
He wasn't like his big thing.
And then he's going to say to get the booster.
I mean, if you're into the booster, you're way into the vax.
I mean, just coming up with the vax is one thing, but saying get the booster.
I mean, come on, for Christ's sake.
Is it embarrassing for you or does it hurt you or what?
Hey, look, I'm not a big Trump guy.
I have to keep pointing this out to you.
I'm a libertarian.
Like, I'm not a big Trump guy, but, you know, I want him to do well.
I feel for him.
I wish him the best.
I'm like that flavor of libertarian.
So now, so, but you're upset at him for telling people to get the booster.
I don't think it was a good idea.
I don't think he should have done it.
I think he should have stuck to who he was.
But Vince, aren't you violating?
The election was stolen and shit.
Why is he getting off script?
Hey, you know, there's a lot more to that phone call, but we don't have time in today's podcast.
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