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Dec. 3, 2021 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Hello, Dr. Fauci.
Hello, my son.
Oh, what the F. So, Dr. Fauci, do you really think it's anti-science to criticize you?
Because that's what I heard you say.
Jimmy, all this theater with the nonsense and the randbulls and the puppies and the heads and the boxes is just the deflecting of the Trumps.
And it's anti-science.
So criticizing you is anti-science, right?
That's what you say?
Anyone who is looking can see there is a distinct anti-Semitic flavor to this.
I'm half-science on my mother's side.
I didn't even know my father's Italian.
I still face constant anti-Simitism.
So you never diverted funds to a gain of function research in Wuhan?
Jimmy, you sound like an anti-Simite.
There's a scientific nuance to this.
We hired the Wu-Tan lab to do a gain of Fauci research.
It was absolutely scientifically necessary to advance the gains of Fauci, and it was very successful.
Calling it a gain of function is a common misconception by people who love Trump and hate science and eat the pace of the horse.
I don't know if that's fair.
Well, that's because you're an unvaccinated animal who drinks the pace of the horses with the high-fives and the Joe Rogans and the Boogle.
No, I am vaccinated.
I had a bad reaction to the Moderna jab.
Well, that just means it's working.
Look, instead of the nonsense with the research and the asking of the questions and the whistleblowing, why not pick up a nice Fauci prayer candle with my face where the Virgin Mary's face would be?
Yeah, I saw those online.
And I got to say, Dr. Fauci, prayer candles with your face on them don't seem very sciencey.
Please call me Father Fauci.
It's befitting a man of the science.
I'm not doing that.
Well, at least try a reliable source of science before you spread your misinformations.
My sources are the FDA, the CDC, and Pfizer's own website and published scientific studies and the inventor of the mRNA vaccines.
Those are my sources.
Well, that's the problem right there.
You're not qualified to understand the sciences.
You should only be getting your information from Disney Plus.
Really?
Disney Plus?
Yes, they have a wonderful scientific documentary on it right now called Fauci.
Ah.
About the man and his greatness and the science and the candles and the pillows with my face.
All right, I gotta go.
You want to say anything else?
Yes, for over 200 years, my job is doing what I can to protect the health of the American public, lead-traded stock in big pharma.
Okay, thank you, doctor.
We'll talk to you soon.
Establishment media sex of art and slight and so good luck the bullshit we can't afford by fomenting this world.
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So you remember originally Chris Cuomo got in trouble because his brother, the governor, Andrew Cuomo, was getting in hot water over sexual harassment charges.
And so he decided to help his brother.
He took part in strategy calls advising his brother, the New York governor, on how to respond to sexual harassment.
You know, first of all, I just want to say, I think it's terrible that they call him, that the internet trolls call Chris Cuomo Fredo.
If anything, he's more of a Luigi.
Right?
Who backs up his brother, Super Mario, while he harasses the princess.
So one of the networks, Cuomo, one of the network's top stars, joined a series of conference calls that included a Democrat governor as top 80 communications team lawyers and a number of outside of the cable news anchor encouraged his brother to take a defiant position and not resign from the governor's office.
At one point, he used the phrase cancel culture as a reason to hold firm in the face of allegations.
CNN said Cuomo will not be disciplined for that.
I like that he advised his brother to take a defiant position and not resign.
He even gave his brother an orange bracelet that said, what would Trump do?
Kidding, I'm kidding.
He just helped strategize a way to discredit his brother's accusers.
He didn't really give him the.
Sorry, ladies, it's called Me Too, not YouTube.
Okay.
All right.
So they didn't discipline him for any of that.
Chris Cuomo was not disciplined for that from CNN.
None of that.
That was all okie-dokie.
And then he, here's Brian Seltzer.
He went on this guy's show, Stephen Colbert's show, and Stephen Colbert actually busted his balls a little bit about it.
Listen to this.
In a small way, your network is involved in this story because, of course, the governor's brother, Chris Cuomo, has his show, The Cuomo Zone, on Cuomo Crime Time.
Cuomo Prime, 360 Cuomos.
And he, the New York Times, has just reported a report just dropped because it had been alleged that he was helping his brother with his communications team.
New York Times is reporting that that's true.
Chris was helping his brother.
Has that created any conflict over at CNN behind closed doors?
Are people mad at him?
Or is he in trouble?
Some people are mad at him.
By the way, I can confirm the New York Times report.
I'll confirm it for your viewers.
I also have a source that says Chris was on the phone with his brother this week.
Is your source Chris Cuomo?
He is not.
He is not.
You got to have boundaries.
You got to draw a line.
Why don't you?
I think he does, actually.
Really?
I think Chris does.
I love that.
Why?
He does it.
Why do you got to have boundaries?
Chris goes.
And then he just pretends he does.
He just goes into defending him.
I don't know about the governor.
What are the boundaries?
What are the boundaries?
The boundary that CNN management presented to him in May when they admitted he screwed up.
They said, you know what?
That was an appropriate.
I like how they say screwed up.
Well, they admitted what he did.
He screwed up.
Oh, yeah, he put the tire on backwards.
That's a screw-up.
Okay?
He forgot to carry the one.
That's a screw-up.
Someone intentionally sitting in on calls as an anchor of the CNN show and then helping to strategize him to discredit his accusers is crossing a line.
I would think huge, huge line.
You would think just him interviewing his brother when he's governor in a highly content, and in a situation where his brother was killing old people.
He's the one interviewing his brother while his brother is sending people to their COVID death back in the retirement homes, nursing homes.
And here he is pretending that Chris Cuomo somehow, somehow, is a good guy.
But he just screwed up.
He just screwed up.
That wasn't a screw-up.
That's not a mistake.
That was something he did willfully, consciously, and wanted to do it.
You were on the phone with your brother's aides advising them on what to do.
And that was inappropriate.
But they said, of course, they're going to talk to your brother.
You know, there's nothing more important.
He didn't talk about his brother once the trouble started.
I'm not going to talk about my brother.
And that was also a management ruling.
And so the why did they rule that way when his brother was on the show pretty much every night during COVID?
I think it's really hot.
I think it's really complicated.
Yeah, the media critic thinks it's really complicated.
The rules.
It is an odd conflict, but I don't think if we open up the journalism ethics book, there's no page for this.
It's the craziest set of circumstances you can imagine.
There's no page for a brother shouldn't interview his other brother, who's a superpower, the governor of New York State, while he's doing nefarious stuff and sending old people to their COVID death, he shouldn't be interviewing him.
Right.
A governor and a brother both in these high-profile jobs.
This was definitely awkward for CNN, though.
I tried to go into that.
Really?
So you would have, if it was the New York Times, they would send Chris Cuomo to go do a story on Andrew Cuomo, his brother as governor.
That would be okay.
They would put a front-page story up written by his brother.
That wouldn't seem stupid and unethical and wildly unprofessional to anybody.
Of course it would.
But at CNN, who gives a shit?
We're going to have a brother do a story on his brother, who's a super powerful guy.
We're going to have him do it every night.
Thinking, okay, if I was going to cover this at CBS, how would I cover it?
And try to cover it the same way.
And I talked to a lot of sources at CNN.
Some said, yeah, this is really weird.
I'm ticked off at Chris.
Others said, you know, I understand.
You can't make it.
Yeah, you can't really.
Yeah, it's okay.
Well, guess what?
So he didn't get fired for that or suspended.
And then Chris Cuomo went on to fake his COVID quarantine.
Chris Cuomo airs moments he could finally emerge from his basement.
So that was this big TV sensational moment.
He's finally coming out of his basement and quarantine.
He's finally coming out and he videotaped it.
And he did that, though, a week after he had actually left the basement.
Isn't that something?
Hey, Chris, I think maybe it's time for another fake timeout in the basement for a while.
And this time, don't fake come upstairs until you fake thought about what you did and are truly fake sorry.
You want to see him?
Harry?
Here it is.
Here's the video.
We had a huge day today in Casa Cuomo.
Take a look at this.
All right, here is the official re-entry from the basement.
Cleared by CDC, a little sweaty.
Just worked out.
This is what I've been dreaming of, literally for weeks.
This is the dream.
Just to be back up here doing.
Isn't it weird that his family doesn't seem overexcited to see him?
He's been in the basement for two weeks, and his family doesn't seem over excited to see him.
You know why?
Because he's been out of the basement for a week.
That's why.
He's doing this as a news segment on CNN.
Completely manufactured, phony bogus segment.
He didn't get fired for this.
This is completely made up.
One more thing.
Completely made up.
He launched a completely fake story.
And nobody even talks about this.
During the first two months of his pandemic, Cuomo interviewed his brother on air a number of times.
It was a hit with viewers.
It was a hit with viewers, although it violated CNN's policy of not having Cuomo report on his brother.
Then a specific policy about just him doing this.
Oh, so it's almost in a handbook.
It's yes, they had a specific policy about him not.
It's not complicated, as Brian Seltzer says.
It's not complicated, you fucking liar.
And they say they're better than Fox News at CNN.
That's the joke.
That's the funniest thing.
Fox News actually, every once in a while, does something anti-establishment every once in a while.
CNN never does.
Although it violated CNN's policy of not having Cuomo report on his brother and was a programming choice that has grown worse with time and an additional revelations.
Now, there's where I think the AP, because that's where that comes from.
I think they're being unfair.
It hasn't grown worse with time and new revelations.
It was absolutely repulsive when it happened with no revelations.
It was already horrible.
So they had, so he was violating that policy.
No one gave a shit.
Why?
Because it was getting good ratings.
It was a hit with viewers.
So they let him violate their ethics policy that was specifically written for him.
They let him do it because it was a hit.
No one cares.
But Trump is the bad guy.
Fox News, they're fantastic over at CNN.
So finally, CNN is suspending Chris Cuomo for helping his brother in the scandal.
So this is what happened.
Chris Cuomo previously acknowledged talking to his brother and offering advice when the governor faced harassment charges, but the information released Monday revealed far more details about what exactly Chris Cuomo did.
Andrew Cuomo resigned in August to avoid a likely impeachment trial.
That's why he resigned.
By the way, can I tell you when he was interviewing his brother all those times, they would do those comedy bits like the with the remember the big Q-tip?
Remember the big Q-tip thing?
The Simpsons mockingly mockingly did a sketch like that to make fun of SNL.
They did, no kidding.
They did a giant Q-tip bit.
They were that was Simpsons did it where they were mocking SNL where Krusty did Krusty the Club did a sketch called The Big Ear Family and held up a giant Q-tip.
And the joke was, imagine the shittiest idea for a sketch possible.
And then SNL literally, and then they literally did.
I mean, then Andrew Cuomo literally did that bit, unironically, with his brother, Chris Cuomo, even though The Simpsons already mocked it.
And did you know that several of Cuomo's harassment victims have openly stated That watching the Cuomo boys attempt to sketch comedy was literally the most uncomfortable experience they've ever had at work.
I mean, I assume.
I didn't bother to verify this or anything.
I studied journalism at Columbia.
Okay.
So, all right, so they're finally getting rid of him.
Text messages between the CNN journalist, meaning Chris Cuomo, and top Cuomo aide Melissa DeRosa show that Chris Cuomo offered to draft statements for his brother to use to deny misconduct, demanded more influence over the strategy, and even researched potential news coverage and accusers for the governor's office.
So he's doing a little research, a little hoppo research for his brother while he's the host of a primetime news show on the most trusted name of news, CNN.
Uh-huh.
So he even said, Please let me help with the prep.
Doesn't he sound like Fredo at that moment?
He really, I'm smart.
I can help.
I can do things.
Please let me up with the prep.
Come on, Mikey.
Let me help with the prep.
Doesn't that what that sounds like?
I'm smart and I want to help with the prep.
I'm not dumb.
Not like everybody says I'm smart and I want to help with the prep.
Okay.
On another occasion, the younger Cuomo texted DeRosa that he needed all the best facts for reporters.
Who can do it?
Chris Cuomo also appeared to use his journalistic connections to gather information for the governor's team.
Well, what do you mean?
What did he do?
He fielded questions from DeRosa for Intel on the then-unpublished investigative story by the New Yorker writer Ronan Farrow and information about a rumor that more accusers were about to come forward on March 7th.
So he was using his connections inside journalism-y to get some inside scoop before the stuff got printed so they could brace for it and strategize.
And on it, Cuomo responded to the second request.
About 40 minutes later, he wrote back, no one has heard that yet.
So they asked him about more accusers coming out.
And he's like, I'm on it.
I'll go check.
And he's, nope, nobody's heard that yet in the news department.
The messages deepen questions about whether Chris Cuomo, one of CNN's, it deepens questions about whether Chris Cuomo, one of the CNN star acres, crossed lines in his advocacy for his brother and misused his position as a prominent cable television anchor.
It certainly does deepen questions.
Okay.
I mean, Chris Cuomo told investigators that he did not adequately, he didn't adequately protect himself.
That's what I like.
He didn't adequately protect himself in the course of advising his brother.
His only focus, he said, was how do I protect my family?
How do I help protect him?
I don't care if I lose my job.
I don't care about me.
He says, he says, probably should have been thinking more about how I protect myself, which just never occurred to me.
He's so selfless.
He's so selfless.
This guy's got no ego.
If there's anybody with a gigantic narcissistic personality ego disorder, it's Chris Cuomo.
He's 6'3.
Guess how I know?
He tells me.
But that's the problem.
See, there's the problem.
Chris Cuomo wasn't being self-centered enough, Steph.
It's only, if only he would have taken some extra private basement time for self-care.
Instead, trying to save the world all the time.
He's like Batman if his Joker were credible accusations against his shitback brother.
And he was also lying about being in the bat cave for three weeks.
That's what it's like.
But the CNN anchor also said that he had a practice of deleting text messages and emails after reading them to prevent being hacked and having the sensitive content on his message released publicly.
In March 10th, message to DeRosa, he urged her to delete the thread now.
I bet he did.
I bet he did.
CNN suspended Chris Cuomo for colluding with his brother on a PR strategy to discredit Andrew's victims and save his political career.
Can you believe this is what passes for journalism in the mainstream media?
That's from the Gravelle Institute.
CNN suspended Chris Cuomo for colluding.
Isn't it funny how often these people are guilty of collusion that they claim Trump was doing?
Isn't that kind of funny?
It's funny.
Reminder that CNN fired three employees for being unvaccinated, but continue to stand by Chris Cuomo and Jeffrey Toobin.
Well, I don't know how much they're standing by Chris Cuomo anymore.
He's been suspended indefinitely.
Chris Cuomo helped his brother cover up his role in the deaths of thousands of elderly New Yorkers, and no one at CNN had a problem with it.
Yeah, I forgot Andrew Cuomo killed the elderly, and that's the least big part of this story.
Isn't that funny?
And he didn't have to step down for killing the elderly, and Chris Cuomo doesn't have to step down for giving cover for his brother while he was doing it.
They have to step down for the stupidest of shit.
But this is what it took.
It takes a sex scandal.
That's like the only thing that'll really take you down.
But it didn't take Bill Clinton down, but they did impeach him.
So I can't.
I can't believe CNN.
They're the most trusted name in news.
What's next?
We're going to find out that the billionaire giving pledge is a crock of shit.
I don't know.
Well, now Jeffrey Toobin doesn't sound so bad, does he?
Right?
Jeffrey Dubin doesn't sound so bad.
He's just a guy who didn't know how to exit a Zoom meeting properly.
That was his crime.
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This is very interesting, I think, right?
So people forget this, that all the Democrats were against the vaccine when Trump was president.
Here's Joe Biden.
When we finally do, God willing, get a vaccine.
Who's going to take the shot?
Who's going to take the shot?
You can be the first one to say, put me, sign me up.
They now say it's okay.
If the president announced tomorrow we have a vaccine, would you take it?
Only if it was completely transparent that other experts in the country could look at it.
Only if we knew all of what went into it.
If Donald Trump can't give answers and administration can't give answers to these three questions, the American people should not have confidence.
But if Donald Trump tells us that we should take it, I'm not taking it.
Oh my God, there's the president and the vice president fomenting vaccine hesitancy.
They would get kicked off YouTube for that.
So let me be clear.
I trust vaccines.
I trust scientists, but I don't trust Donald Trump.
At this moment, the American people can't either.
So that was him fomenting vaccine hesitancy.
Here is Andrew Cuomo.
Watch this.
They gave him an Emmy for his handling of COVID, where he was killing thousands of old people because, you know, here we go.
Is the vaccine safe?
Frankly, I'm not going to trust the federal government's opinion.
The American people don't trust the process.
I don't trust the process.
I don't trust the president.
And I don't trust the FDA.
So there you go.
There's your three favorite Democrat shitlibs.
Andrew Cuomo, they gave him an Emmy.
I think they took it back.
And then there's Kamala Harris.
And there's President Joe Biden.
Everyone's three favorite shitlibs fomenting vaccine hesitancy at the top of their lungs.
Yes, he did lose his Emmy.
Yeah, he did.
And yeah.
And people like to call me an anti-vaxxer.
That's what I mean.
Would you get it?
Well, I think that's going to be an issue for all of us.
I will say that I would not trust Donald Trump.
If Donald Trump tells us I should take it, we should take it.
I'm not taking it.
Okay, so I've showed you all this before.
And I showed you how they're all against mandates, too.
Here's Nancy Pelosi being against mandates.
Here's the thing.
We cannot require someone to be vaccinated.
That's just not what we can do.
It is a matter of privacy to know who is or who isn't.
Okay, so they were totally different people when Trump was president.
And now, so those are called values.
Either you trust the FDA or you don't.
Right?
Either you for mandates or you're not.
That has nothing to do with who's president, but it does to these people because they have no integrity.
So I'm highlighting this.
This is a woman named Amy Siskind.
She would be what we would call a shitlib because she's one of these people.
Not only that, she's worse.
She's pro-censorship.
And I'm going to show you all of she's an activist, feminist, and author.
The weekly list and podcast archived at Adabakadiga Wagamaka.
Look how many followers she has.
She's more popular than me.
Former Wall Street executive.
Wall Street loves the feminism.
Here she is.
I reported this account and encourage you all to as well.
It's the hub for disinformation, which is bands of trolls that follow its lead for targeted harassment.
It is also a spoke for vaccine disinformation.
Please take the time to report.
That's a grown-up person.
Wow.
This is a grown-up person saying this other person I don't like.
I want him kicked off of, I want him kicked out of the park.
I don't like him.
And why doesn't she like him?
Well, here she is.
Trump is taking a page from Putin's playbook and trying to bully the FDA into making a COVID-19 vaccine available before stage three of testing is complete.
He will kill us all.
That's what she said about the vaccine then.
What does she say about it now?
Had an appointment I made last week, listened to and read advice of our public health officials that are unanimous on the need to get vaccinated and keep up with vaccinations.
Trust IADS.
Back then, he's trying to get us killed.
That's the same vaccine.
She took the same vaccine that she was hating then.
He's trying to kill us with this vaccine.
I think it's great that I took this.
So now she wants this guy who does this.
So this guy, the guy Defiant L's, this guy, he goes back and he finds people like her.
Then he finds out them contradicting themselves when Trump was president.
And he posts it.
And it's a great service.
So she, of course, her flex, because she's an authoritarian fascist, she just calls herself a feminist liberal.
She's none of those things.
She's there to make sure that somebody who is exposing her gets censored.
She doesn't want to fight back with ideas.
No, the answer to bad ideas isn't good ideas.
The answer to bad speech isn't good speech.
The answer to bad speech is censorship.
That's what she says.
But it's not even bad ideas.
The bad ideas that are hers.
He's just exposing them.
I say he could be.
So there it is.
That's hilarious.
And then there's a bunch more of these.
Here's a guy, another blue check, John Sickles.
He says, this is crazy.
Phase three trials cannot possibly be completed by October.
I will wear a mask and stay indoors rather than be a guinea pig for an untested vaccine.
The CDC has been corrupted by Trump.
For the rest of my life, I will never understand how millions of people were conned into not taking a safe, effective, and free vaccine to combat deadly disease.
You'll never understand.
Maybe they read your fucking tweets.
Maybe those people read your tweets last year and they believed you that the CDC was corrupted.
Maybe that's why.
So that's, again, this is this guy defined.
He did this.
He got this and put it together.
And so now you can see that these people don't have any...
So their integrity seems to be situational.
That's what it seems.
And there it seems to be unable to tell the truth unless it lines up with your preconceived political partisan view.
And when it doesn't, you lie.
And you fearmonger.
And then you pretend like someone else did this.
Someone else created vaccine hesitancy.
That's what he's pretend.
I will never understand for the rest of my life how millions of people were conned into not taking a safety.
What the F?
I'll never understand for the rest of my life how people like this could look themselves in the mirror.
But, you know, that's most people, by the way.
So as a New Yorker, born and bred.
I don't want your stinking vaccine, Donald Trump.
If you're not vaccinated, you should have zero contact with the public.
Look at that.
It's just one year later.
Not even a whole year.
That was November 13th, 2020.
So in November, this was after Biden was president.
She still didn't want the vaccine.
I mean, after Biden was president-elect, she still didn't want the vaccine.
Here she is, September.
If you don't get it, you should be locked up.
Here she is.
Here's our favorite Amy Siskin.
Fauci warned against the notion of early emergency use authorization for a potential coronavirus vaccine, explaining that such a step could damage efforts to develop other vaccines.
Putin did it.
So of course Trump wants to try.
But she loves the vaccine that she got that's under emergency use authorization.
And so is the booster.
Here she is.
Biden's presidency is also about showing Americans that our government can work for them.
As opposed to the strong man.
That would be funny enough.
That's funny enough.
She already outdid me.
I haven't written anything that funny in months.
That was funny enough.
But she doubles down.
She's a true writer.
I mean, comedy writer.
She's what do they call it?
Unwitting comedy.
That's the best kind of comedy, the unwitting.
So she then goes, as opposed to the strongman, authoritarian version being pushed by Bannon, Trump, and others.
It's imperative that Biden succeeds because those guys are authoritarian strongmen.
Oh, really?
Well, how do you feel about Joe Biden's authoritarian mandate?
Oh, let it rain vaccine mandates.
So you're like that authoritarianism.
So she likes that authoritarianism.
Firing people, firing healthcare workers, bus drivers, nurses.
She likes that.
She likes that kind of authoritarian.
Imagine if Donald Trump was doing that.
But if Donald Trump fired 72,000 healthcare workers in one state, they would storm the Capitol.
So she's against authoritarianism unless it's Joe Biden.
There it is.
Also, she likes it in Austria.
She says Austria is doing a lockdown only for the unvaccinated.
Smart.
She's all about it.
She's a half-turner-the screw away from a fucking Nazi.
But she'll probably want this show censored because we said this about her.
Because she's got smart censorship against people who say meany things to me.
Just over a half a million Twitter followers.
She wants someone else kicked off Twitter because they're mean to her.
Trump is taking a page from Putin's playbook and trying to bully the FDA into making a COVID-19 vaccine available before he's going to kill us all.
Boosted.
Had an appointment I made last week.
Listened to and read advice of our public health officials.
They're unanimous in the need to get vaccinated.
Trust science.
That's who she is.
Here's Joe Biden.
We are eight months into this pandemic and Donald Trump still doesn't have a plan to get the virus under control.
I do.
U.S. COVID-19 deaths in 2021 outpaced last year's soul.
So there's way more deaths this year than when Trump was president.
And he's got a vaccine.
Joe Biden's got the vaccine.
Trump didn't have it.
So this is fun.
This is fun for me to do.
U.S. will restrict travel from South.
Okay, that's okay.
So Trump's extended.
We showed you this yesterday.
Trump's extended un-American travel ban undermines our nation's core values, is clearly driven by hate, not security.
And then Joe Biden did the same thing.
He banned seven African countries from being able to travel to the United States after Omicron.
She said, we've done what we believe is necessary, Vice President Kamala Harris said in regards to travel restrictions over the new Omicron COVID variant.
So they're not driven by hate.
And they're not driven.
So they're driven by security.
And here's another one.
We showed you this yesterday.
Governor Charlie Baker.
President Trump's coronavirus plan to suspend immigration doesn't make any sense.
Governor Charlie Baker says Biden's air travel restrictions are the right move.
So I decided that guy, Defiant L's, I never heard of him until Amy Siskin tweeted it out that we should censor him and get him kick.
Everybody should band together in a mob and get his freedom of his free speech taken away.
That we should take away that guy's First Amendment right to say what he wants in the public square.
I didn't know anything about Defiant L's until Amy Siskin said that, tweeted out, and encouraged everybody to become a mob and get him kicked off Twitter and take away his First Amendment rights.
I didn't know anything about him.
So that's that, what they call the Streisand effect.
And so now I got to put her in a segment, which probably 100,000 people will see.
So she's probably not going to be happy about that.
Because that's got to be 10 or 20 times more than the people who ever write anything, read anything she writes.
And I'm sure it's 10 times more people that see any of her tweets.
Now, one of the frequent topics of this show is this guy, Fauci, because everyone worships him like he's some kind of good Samaritan.
He's a tool of big pharma, and he's a pathological liar, and he lied to Congress, and he should be prosecuted and in prison.
And he's failed us over COVID, time and time again.
And so he's been rightfully criticized.
We've caught him lying three big times.
We've caught him personally here at this show, lying three huge times.
He lied about masks.
He lied.
He admitted he lied about it.
I'm going to show you that.
He lied about herd immunity.
He lied about it and then admitted he lied about it.
And then he lied about funding gain of function research in Wuhan.
He hasn't admitted he lied about that, but he did.
So those are the three big, huge lies we caught.
And so people criticize him because he's had a very poor handling of COVID.
And this is his response.
Watch this.
It seems another layer of danger to play politics around matters of life and death.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And to me, that's unbelievably bad because all I want to do is save people's lives.
That's all he wants to do.
Anybody who's looking at this carefully realizes that there's a distinct anti-science flavor to this.
Oh.
So if they get up and criticize science, nobody's going to know what they're talking about.
But if they get up and really aim their bullets at Tony Fauci, well, people could recognize there's a person there, so it's easy to criticize.
But they're really criticizing science because I represent science.
You're really criticizing Science.
And I guess you're not supposed to ever criticize science.
So we were never supposed to question Newton's ideas.
We were never supposed to adopt Einstein.
Isn't that how science works by questioning it?
Of course that's how it works.
You're supposed to question science and challenge it all the time.
That's why stuff is peer-reviewed.
You never stop asking questions of science.
You never stop trying to knock it down.
You never stop trying to add on.
And I'm a comedian.
I know that.
I'm a dumb comedian, and I know that.
I mean, he's saying you can't question science.
That's what he's saying.
Well, how are we going to invent the next asbestos?
Or how about the next atom bomb?
How about DDT?
If you don't question science, where are we going to get all those great things?
Where are we going to get asbestos from?
For the love of children, spare a thought for SpaceX.
So he's got a little more to say.
That's dangerous.
To me, that's more dangerous than the slings and the arrows that get thrown at me.
And if you damage science, you are doing something very detrimental to society long after I leave.
So he's saying any criticism of him is doing damage to science and it's anti-science.
It has an anti-science flavor.
You heard him say that.
So any criticism of him is doing damage to science.
And how dare you?
So what he is doing is using the term science as a shield from criticism.
He's using it as a cudgel against his political enemies.
That's what he's using science for right now, which is insidious and nefarious.
And you want to know how I can prove it?
I'll prove it to you right now.
Because in the Newsweek, Establishment Rag Newsweek, there was this article, How Fauci Fooled America in Newsweek.
And who wrote it?
A couple of comedians, maybe?
Who wrote it?
Well, what did they say?
They said, unfortunately, Dr. Fauci got major epidemiology and public health questions wrong.
Reality and scientific studies have now caught up with him.
Oh my God, why are you being anti-science?
Why are you attacking science?
Who are these people who don't care about science or the damage they're going to do to science?
Who are these people?
Well, the first guy is Martin Kuldorf.
He's a PhD and an epidemiologist, biostatistian, and a professor of medicine at Harvard.
So is he attacking science, Dr. Fauci, or is he attacking your stupid interpretation of science?
I think he's attacking your stupid interpretation of science.
He's questioning your ideas.
Who's the other person?
Jay Batakara, MD, PhD, is a professor of health policy at Stanford University School of Medicine.
Couple of wingnuts.
Couple of wingnuts that Harvard and Stanford employs.
So are those the people that are attacking science, people who are scientists themselves?
Are they the one attacking science?
Are they attacking your interpretation of it?
You lying criminal.
So here's a guy who's a Nobel laureate.
His name is Kerry Mullis.
I think that's how you say his name.
He won a Nobel Prize, and all he got was his baggy t-shirt.
He won a Nobel Prize.
And let's listen to what he has to say about Dr. Fauci and science.
Guys like Fauci get up there and start talking.
He doesn't know anything really about anything.
And I'd say that to his face.
Nothing.
The man thinks you can take a blood sample and stick it in an electron microscope.
And if it's got a virus in there, you'll know it.
He doesn't understand electron microscopy and he doesn't understand medicine.
He should not be in a position like he's in.
Most of those guys up there on the top are just total administrative people and they don't know anything about what's going on in the bottom.
You know, those guys have got an agenda, which is not what we would like them to have, being that we pay for them to take care of our health in some way.
They've got a personal kind of agenda.
They make up their own rules as they go.
They change them when they want to.
And they smugly, like Tony Fauci does not mind going on television in front of the people that pay his salary and lie directly into the camera.
Is he attacking science, the Nobel laureate in science?
Is that what he's doing?
Is he damaging science, Anthony Fauci?
Or is he exposing you?
Is he criticizing you?
So he went on.
So this was a big, he went on, he said more stupid stuff.
Let's listen.
Now, where I am at my age, my job has been totally focused on doing what I can with the talents and the influence I have to make scientific advances to protect the health of the American public.
So anybody who spends lies and threatens and all that theater that goes on with some of the investigations and the congressional committees and the Rand Pauls and all that other nonsense, that's noise, Margaret.
That's noise.
So he's referring to when he lied to Congress and Rand Paul rightly called him out for it.
He's saying that's noise.
That's what he's saying.
What my job is.
Senator Cruz told DJ.
So that's what he's saying.
He's saying that's noise.
And do you want to see the noise he's talking about?
So here is Dr. Fauci lying and saying that he did not authorize funding of gain of function research at the Wuhan lab, which is when they take a virus and make it more infectious and more, all that stuff, stuff we don't want to do.
Barack Obama had put a pause on that kind of research because it was so dangerous.
He found a way around it.
And Rand Paul found out about it.
He was giving, he was funding it through a grant to this place called the Echo Health Alliance.
And then they were giving the money to, they found out about it, and he lied about it to Congress twice.
And here's the first time he lied.
That the NIH has not ever and does not now fund gain of function research in the Wuhan Institute.
Do they fund Dr. Barrick?
We do not fund Dr. Barrick's gain of function research.
Dr. Barrett does not doing gain of function research, and if it is, it's according to the guidelines.
So I just want to show you.
That was funny.
That was him saying he is not doing that.
And if he is, he's doing it, you know, the right way.
So he was lying.
Rand Paul knew that he was lying.
And so the next time he came back to Congress, Rand Paul says this to him.
For which there was supposed to be a federal pause.
Dr. Fauci, knowing that it is a crime to lie to Congress, do you wish to retract your statement of May 11th where you claimed that the NIH never funded gain of function research in Wuhan?
Microphone, Bill.
Your microphone.
Senator Paul, I have never lied before the Congress, and I do not retract that statement.
This paper that you were referring to was judged by qualified staff.
Up and down the chain.
What does that mean?
People I appointed and hired and rely on me for a paycheck are agreeing with me on this.
Even though they're not, actually.
They don't agree with him.
He was making that up, too.
Qualified people up and down the chain.
What?
Up and down what chain?
Were you yanking my chain?
Quit yanking my chain because he is.
Because guess what?
In major shift, NIH admits funding risky virus research in Wuhan.
So that was Dr. Fauci twice lying to Congress.
Now, here's what, and here they still tried to protect him.
They still tried to protect him.
An NIH spokesperson said Dr. Fauci was entirely truthful in his statement to Congress and that he did not have the report that detailed the controversial research at the time he testified.
Oops.
Turns out that's a lie, too.
Because, but Echo Health Alliance contradicted that claim and said in a statement, this data was reported as soon as we were made aware in our year four report in April 2018.
The NIH letter coming after months of congressional demands for more information underscored that America's Premier Science Institute has been less than forthcoming about risky research it funded and failed to properly monitor.
And he lied about it to Congress twice.
He should be prosecuted and in jail.
And I'll, because I should have showed you the first two big lies, the lies about masks and herd immunity.
And then that's the third lie that he did twice.
Twice.
By the way, Jills Demanof, a New Zealand data scientist in New Zealand, told Vanity Fair, I cannot be sure that COVID-19 originated from a research-related accident or infection from a sampling trip, but I'm 100% sure there was a massive cover-up.
And that's the guy.
Oh my God, if you criticize me, you're damaging science.
How dare you?
Have you ever seen a more insidious thing that you could do?
First of all, this is the arrogance of that on its face.
If you criticize me, you're criticizing science.
I am science.
I am science of the forest.
So here we go.
Now she's going to ask him about this.
Watch this.
I know what my job is.
Senator Cruz told the Attorney General you should be prosecuted.
Yeah.
I'd have to laugh at that.
Now, does that seem like a sincere laugh?
Or does that seem like the laugh of a guy who knows that he should be in prison?
That's what that sounds like.
Who overly laughs at something like that?
Why would you...
Really, that's the thing that makes you laugh?
Uh...
Thank you.
Sicilians are the world's heavyweight champion liars.
Guy's got 18 tells when we got 21.
This guy is showing 19 tells.
This guy is the biggest liar, and that's why he's laughing like a jackass at the fact that a senator is accusing him and saying he should be prosecuted.
A senator.
Why?
Because he lied to Congress.
And that's what you do when you've been credibly accused of a crime on television.
You try to laugh it off.
Let's watch it again.
I know what my job is.
Senator Cruz told the Attorney General you should be prosecuted.
Yeah.
I have to laugh at that.
I should be prosecuted.
What happened on January 6th, Senator?
What the F is the head doctor in America doing, talking about January 6th in a television interview.
What is he doing bringing it up out of nowhere?
That's a sitting senator saying that you should be prosecuted for lying to Congress.
And you turn around and talk about a health issue.
And you don't talk about that health issue.
You talk about something totally else after you unconvincingly try to laugh it off.
Oh, that's so funny.
I should be prosecuted.
I have to laugh.
Please let me laugh.
See how hard I'm laughing?
That should mean it's funny and there's no validity to it, except there's 100% validity to it because Jimmy Door just showed you.
Why did I refer to myself in the third person?
I don't know.
Thank you.
you Thank you.
Do you think that this is about making you a scapegoat to deflect President Trump?
Of course.
Of course.
You have to be asleep.
Of course, you have to be asleep.
Oh, really?
You have to be asleep to not see that you lied to Congress twice.
And so he's stoking the culture wars.
You see how his mouth is linked to the side?
That's also a sign.
That's a tell he's lying.
Everything he's doing.
Eyes are closed.
Eyes are closed.
He's lying.
So that's why he has to do that, because he knows he's being credibly accused by a powerful person, a senator.
Leap not to figure that one out.
Well, there are a lot of Republican senators taking aim at this.
That's okay.
I'm just going to do my job.
And I'm going to be saving lives, and they're going to be lying.
I think we proved who the pathological liar is already.
But I'll get to it.
I'll get to even more.
So there he is calling half the Senate liars.
That's the top doctor in America.
Could he be more political?
Talk about politicizing everything while he's lying.
So you want to see him lie?
Here he is.
He was asked about masks when COVID started.
Watch this.
Right now in the United States, people should not be walking around with masks.
You're sure of it because people are listening really closely to this.
Right now, people should not be walking.
There's no reason to be walking around with a mask.
Now, according to him, he's lying here.
So everything he's saying, which sounds like super sincere and earnest, I wouldn't be lying.
He's actually lying.
According to him, he's lying.
Some people say he's telling the truth there and he lied later.
But according to him, he's lying right now.
I'll show you when he says it.
But watch this.
When you're in the middle of an outbreak, wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better and it might even block a droplet, but it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is.
And often there are unintended consequences.
People keep fiddling with the mask and they keep touching their face.
And can you get some schmutz sort of staying inside there?
Of course, of course.
But when you.
So there he is.
And someone asks him about it a couple of months later on an interview.
Hey, why were you saying telling people not to wear masks?
And now you're telling them, listen to what his excuse is.
So you shouldn't discount that.
Now, getting back to your first question, which was, what about a month or so or two or three ago when people were saying you don't really need to wear a mask?
Well, the reason.
Well, I was lying.
And the reason why I was lying, he'll never say that.
But here it is.
The reason why I was lying is that is that we were concerned, the public health community, and many people were saying this, were concerned that it was at a time when personal protective equipment, including the N95 masks and the surgical masks, were in very short supply.
And we wanted to make sure that the people, namely the healthcare workers who were brave enough to put themselves in harm ways to take care of people who you know were infected with the coronavirus and the danger of them getting infected, we did not want them to be without the equipment that they needed.
So he decided to make sure they got the masks they needed was to lie to you about health care and tell you that masks didn't help you and that you're an idiot for using them, even though he knew he was lying, that they would help you if you had a mask.
And the reason why he said he lied, he thinks it's okay to lie, is because he knows better than everybody.
And you're going to go out and get a mask to try to save yourself when he needed those masks for the hospital workers.
And they're more important than you.
So what that implies, if he's right about the mask science now, is that people didn't use masks because he told them not to.
They got infected with corona and died.
And that's another reason why he should be in prison.
Because if what he just said, if that's so people watched him say that, they thought he was telling the truth.
He was lying.
He's admitting right now why he did it.
He never says I lied.
He just says why I said that, which is another way to say why I lied.
And he says, because there was a shortage of masks.
We wanted to make sure our hospital workers got the masks.
And I didn't want regular people going out and buying them to protect themselves.
So I told them it didn't protect them.
And so they didn't wear them.
They went out and got COVID and they died.
That's the part nobody brings up to him ever.
But here he is admitting that he lied.
So there was not enthusiasm about going out and everybody buying a mask.
There was not enthusiasm.
That's a big difference from, oh, so what I did was I lied to people to make sure they wouldn't go out and buy a mask.
There wasn't enthusiasm for telling people.
You didn't commit a sin of omission.
He committed a crime of commission.
You told people it didn't work.
You didn't have low enthusiasm for telling them to get one.
You told him don't get one because it doesn't help.
So that guy's a pathological liar, admitted pathological liar.
And he lied to Congress.
Lied to the American people.
He admitted he lied to them about masks.
That guy should immediately have been fired.
Immediately.
How can we ever trust anything he says now?
Because if he feels like it, and there's a good enough reason that he thinks he'll just lie to you because he knows no one will ever prosecute him.
He should be prosecuted for that.
People probably died because of that.
He should be in jail.
But he serves Wall Street and he serves big pharma and he serves in big health insurance.
So he'll never be prosecuted because all his lies are at the behest of the establishment, which is why the guy from the CIA could lie to Congress.
He was never prosecuted.
So if you're doing the lying at the behest of the establishment, there's never a price to pay.
That's why he's allowed to do this.
That's why he's still the guy.
And they're supposed to be better than Trump.
Beyond the dangerous arrogance and pomposity of proclaiming anyone who criticizes me as attacking science, thus placing himself off limits from questioning, he admitted he purposely issued false, anti-science, politicized claims, such as telling people not to wear masks.
By the way, this is from the first time he did it.
He did this back, I think, in June.
He told Chuck Todd, you criticize me, you're attacking science.
That's what he was.
He did it again.
And now you want to see how big of a liar he is.
It's easy to make a comedy.
Well, not easy, but someone can easily make a comedy video out of it.
And now, Mazemore did this.
Watch this.
People should not be walking around with masks.
Let me just state for the record that masks are not theater.
Wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better.
Masks are protective.
So now, what is he, besides just an out-and-out liar?
What is he now?
Is he attacking science?
So if I question any of that, am I attacking science?
This guy is a charlatan fraud of the highest order.
But it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is.
There has not been any indication that putting a mask on and wearing a mask for a considerable period of time has any deleterious effects.
There are unintended consequences.
People keep fiddling with the mask and they keep touching their face.
And can you get some schmutz sort of staying inside there?
Of course.
You do not need to wear a mask indoors if, in fact, you've been vaccinated.
Good that you're vaccinated, but in a situation where you have people indoors, particularly crowded, you should wear a mask.
So even if you are vaccinated, you should wear a mask.
And if in fact you are vaccinated, fully vaccinated, you are protected and you do not need to wear a mask outdoors or indoors.
When the children go out into the community, you want them to continue to wear masks.
You know, if you look at children outside, particularly when they're with the family walking down the street, playing a game or what have you, don't have to wear a mask.
The pediatric, the Academy of Pediatric, actually makes that recommendation that children should be wearing masks from two years old onward.
And you're asking now if your child is a member of your household, can you walk outdoors with your child without a mask?
According to that chart, the answer is yes.
But the child can't, not to beat it to death.
Yes, yes.
Now the CDC says, I mean, I think I've got this right.
One mask is better than zero masks.
Two masks is better than one mask, but you don't have to have double masks.
Is that right?
I mean, you know, it became clear that cloth coverings that you didn't have to buy in a store that you could make yourself were adequate.
And then you wanted to fit Bennett.
So one of the ways you could do it if you would like to is put a cloth mask over, which actually here and here and here when you get leakage in is much better contained.
Are you a double masker, Dr. Fauci?
Look like you are.
Of course, the last picture is him not wearing his mask.
That was hilarious.
So there's him.
He's attacking himself left and right there.
So, of course, you could question science.
Of course, you're supposed to.
And of course, you're super supposed to question a freaking government employee, especially a career government employee like this guy.
But all of that doesn't matter to a lot of people.
I don't care what anyone says.
I love this man.
Isn't that something?
Isn't that something?
So they've made votive candles for this guy.
You know what those are?
Those are religious candles they used to put.
They've done that for him.
They've made action figures of him, votive candle.
His name's even on bikini underwear.
He's a made man, baby.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
He's a made man.
And then as he says that, I'm a made man, baby.
The camera pulls out and you see he's just kind of toasting a dog over a spit.
Because that's who Dr. Fauci is.
So now I hope you know the rest of the story and you don't buy the propaganda from the establishment or the social media shitlib Twitters.
Because if you don't think Big Pharma, Wall Street have dozens of troll farms that are there to boost people like this, you're wrong.
They do.
And there's probably who knows?
Who knows who that guy is?
Lorenzo the Cat.
He's got a blue check.
Maybe he just feels it in his heart.
He's even choking this dog right there.
You could see he's choking the dog.
Did Lorenzo the Cat see the other images with Fauci, the conduct with the other animals?
You mean where you had animals' heads stuck in cages and then sand fleas bit them to death?
You mean like that?
Yes.
And by the way, the agency that revealed all that kind of horde torture that he was paying he was funding, they were celebrated by the Washington Post and the shitlibs up until up until they started talking about Fauci.
And now they totally try to discredit that organization.
And they did a hit piece on that organization, I'm pretty sure in the Washington Post.
Yeah, the one that let us know he's torturing dogs.
It really does look like he's choking that dog there.
Yeah.
And he's smiling.
Of course he is.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy, it's Jake Tamper from the lead with Jake Tamper.
Oh, hi, Jake.
Thanks for calling.
What's on your mind, buddy?
Well, Jimmy, I'm sure you heard the news.
What news, Jake?
According to reports coming out of CNN, CNN has indefinitely suspended Chris Cuomo.
Yeah, yeah, I heard about that.
And Jimmy, I am currently able to say that the lead with Jake Tamper has been able to independently confirm those reports coming out of CNN.
Oh, that's great.
Is that so?
Yes, I suspected these reports were true yesterday afternoon when I heard shouting down the hall from my office and someone screamed, How about you suspend these fucking stugants?
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