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Welcome to The Deling Pod with me, James Delingpole, and I know I always say I'm excited about this week's special guest, but I'm not this week because it's not a special guest.
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Now on to this week's guest.
Well, Dick.
It's Dick, by the way, everyone.
It's me again.
If you weren't doing the picture version, you may not have guessed who it was, but I'm telling you now, it's Dick.
Do I appear even when I'm not talking?
I don't know, because sometimes I'm watching your things, it's just you until the other person's talking.
Does it vary depending on what platform people are watching it on?
You don't know these things, do you?
Like I would know the answer to these questions, Dick.
No.
Can I say, I like your beard.
Some people do.
Word is at the moment.
I'm less enamoured of it.
It was initially very lazy.
Are you too conventional?
Yeah, but also it's not quite Poilu.
I know technically the hairy ones are Poilu, but they were generally just moustached.
And this is really showing my age now, all the salt and pepper.
But interestingly, I got this badger patch here.
You see that?
Still dark there.
So I've got my distinctive markings that gave me the family nickname Badger.
And I suppose I'm looking even more badger-like than ever.
Do you know what I'm going to do?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to come round to your house, poison you, and then I'm going to put your body by the roadside, so that people think it was a car accident.
Is that what happened?
It's what you do.
It's what you do with badgers.
Right, OK.
In the country.
That's what everyone thinks, they're all roadkill, but they've been poisoned, yeah?
Or something.
I'd like to think so.
I'd like to think that there was a sort of underground community of genuine country folk who are slaughtering red kites.
You know, bumping off badgers.
Because things are out of hand.
That awful man, what's his name?
The autistic lunatic.
Chris Packham.
Eco-fascist.
Yeah, yeah.
See, I got that in one!
You did.
You did.
Well, now you've endeared yourself to everyone with your hatred of all the God's beautiful creatures.
Well, I'm not feeling very happy at the moment, Nick.
Tell me about it.
I'm feeling depressed, and I have been for some time, and I'm feeling a bit weird at the moment.
I'm going hunting tomorrow and I'm not feeling 100% in physical health.
I also heard you've been thrown?
I have.
That's part of the problem.
So I got bucked off and I got whiplash and maybe a bit of concussion but definitely whiplash and the whiplash is sort of, you know, Made me less loose than I'd like to be.
I mean, one forgets that one isn't as young as one used to be.
One never forgets, unfortunately.
Everything I do reminds me that I'm rapidly approaching 60, and you're even closer, so it's sort of like... I am even closer, and it's a bastard.
Even actually putting up my hands, that movement is kind of clunky.
And I always get slightly anxious before I go hunting, and now I'm sort of in communication with God.
I sometimes ask questions like, well, would he want to cripple me in a hunting accident, or would he want to kill me?
And I sort of think that he's saving me for a higher purpose.
But I worry that the higher purpose might be that I might be one of the Christian masters who gets guillotined as a result of Noahide laws introduced by the Luciferians and Satanists when they, you know, take over.
You're not the only one who thinks like that.
That's not just crazy James talk.
I often think like that, and I know that's not a big jump because I'm your brother, but others of my friends have considered the fact that our newfound Christianity might mark us out for martyrdom, and you've just got to go with it, haven't you?
I mean, martyrdom's never nice, is it?
Not really.
Not really.
Although I've spoken to other people about this, other Christians, and they say, well, they're kind of hoping that God sort of intervenes and makes you able to endure it.
Yeah, sure.
Even pleasant.
Yeah.
So that, you know, when you're being toasted on the rack, toasted on the griddle, you can say, right, I'm done this side.
Turn me over.
Turn me over.
St.
Lawrence.
See?
St.
Lawrence.
Well done!
And sawn in half.
Like Elijah.
I haven't come to Elijah yet, except in Two Kings, because that's where I'm up to at the moment, in my Old Testament reading.
And it just refers to him a lot, but it's not the book of Elijah, which was a bit of a surprise.
So, obviously, his book of Elijah is what he wrote, but his appearance in the history of things is, yeah, I've just encountered him.
And Elisha.
Elijah, I think, was a pretty... about the best prophet, wasn't he?
Well, I think he was pretty much Jesus' favourite, wasn't he?
I think probably.
He referenced him quite a bit.
I'm doing some really weird ones at the moment.
Habakkuk and one so obscure that they'd get you... they'd win you on pointless, I'd have thought.
Right.
Except I expect pointless competitors.
I think you've already got me with Habakkuk.
No, there's a better one.
In fact, just give me one second and I'll go and tell you what his name is.
Right.
And this will be the sort of bit that he promises to edit out later.
But I know he won't because he is James and he will just let this roll.
And so I will carry on talking because when I'm watching these things, I am in excruciating agony when he walks off and has a pee or makes a cup of tea.
And I always feel really sorry for the guest.
So I've managed to keep you talking.
I was talking to our audience.
Good.
Haggai.
Haggai?
Haggai.
Have you ever heard of Haggai?
I think I'm more likely to have heard of Haggai than Habakkuk.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh!
You know, I was exaggerating.
I wasn't even... Yes, no, I've... Habakkuk, Zephaniah... Well, Zephaniah, because of Benjamin Zephaniah, you'd be... Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
...forgiven for thinking you'd heard of... Look, I've got this one, you know, that's got really nice bits of C.S.
Lewis throughout it.
This is one the old man got me.
Oh, look, it's turned into... Oh, hey, and look what it fell open at!
Habakkuk.
No.
I can't read it.
Haggai.
Haggai.
Yeah.
He does... He does... It's not exactly long, is it?
Look.
That's the beginning of it.
That's the end of it.
He does move in a mysterious way.
I mean, that's actually God playing a joke on us in the middle of the podcast.
Yep.
No, he does it all the time.
One of his lighter ones.
Yeah.
It's good.
I... I did an exorcism on myself the other day.
I was lying in bed, wheezing so badly, because I've got this cold.
I don't know if I mentioned it.
And I thought, this is so horrible.
I thought you had a cold.
This is so horrific, I almost feel like I'm cursed, okay?
I almost feel like it's a demonic thing.
And I was trying everything to get to sleep.
I propped up on like four pillows, so I wasn't lying flat.
I felt like an absolute invalid.
And even now I can feel that wheeze on my chest, but it is going.
And I thought, what if it is demonic?
And that could be the old man's friend that takes you away.
Sick man's friend.
There may be grey hairs on the chin, but I'm not quite ready for the sweet embrace of death just yet.
Better than being sawn in half with a wooden saw.
I don't know.
The way I was wheezing, I probably would have welcomed the wooden saw.
Anyway, let me finish my self-exorcism thing, which is probably going to get me sent straight to hell.
So I tried the Kruksakrasidmihilux, and I repeated it several times.
And guess what?
The wheezing went.
And I drifted off to sleep.
Can you do it on me now?
No, if it would feel really wrong.
I'll do it another time.
No, I'm not comfortable with it.
It's serious level stuff.
It's made me a little bit...
Dick, you shouldn't be like that.
You should be happy that this stuff works.
I don't think one's being frivolous.
It might be interpreted that way.
After this thing, I will do it.
You do it on me, because actually, I think that many strong balls of bastion have beset me round.
Attack for quite some time and it's horrible and it is really tiresome being a target of the forces of darkness.
Yeah, I mean it's easy to overlook the fact that it might be as simple as attack of dark forces when we're looking everywhere else but you know what?
Why wouldn't they target us?
It's what they do.
Exactly.
I've got nothing else to do.
Yeah.
Apart from causing mischief and misery and yeah.
So anyway, here's our martyrdom already covered in the first 10 minutes of the poddy.
Well, I know.
Well, I know.
But it's a tough one, isn't it?
Because like, if you get martyred, I think it's very clear from all the Psalms etc that you get a place at the high table.
There is a hierarchy.
There is a hierarchy.
And, in fact, also the Te Deum says that.
Make us to be numbered by saints in glory everlasting.
So this is kind of obviously a desideratum for Christians that they get.
But then again, would, you know, a day, two days, three days in Jesus' case of extreme pain and misery, would that OK, so you get a place at the top table for all eternity, but those three days would be pretty grim.
Yeah, well, you know, Jesus was not looking forward to it exactly, was he?
You know, take this cup away from me and all that.
He wasn't.
Yeah.
And he knew what was coming.
I can tell you what cheered me up this morning.
Go on.
I was on the ride, on my weekly ride, and one of the little girls was on the ride because it was her half term.
And I try and educate them in the truth about the world.
And I was teaching her to practice what she should do if Madonna rang her up.
And they said, Hi, is that so-and-so?
Yes.
I'm Madonna.
You may know me.
I'm a pop icon.
Yes, I know who you are.
I want you to come to my party.
Um, for you and all your friends.
No, I don't want to come to your party.
Why not?
Because James has told me that you sacrifice children to Satan and you suck out their adrenochrome.
Right, so she learned all that, did she?
Yeah.
Well done.
See, she knew what to say.
Okay, well you're at that defence against the dark arts.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
By the way, I'm not... any lawyers listening, I'm not certain that Madonna sacrificed her children to... it was just a kind of jeu d'esprit.
But, you know, I'm trying to teach them not to trust them.
No, no, this is good, this is good stuff.
You might notice, by the way, that I'm in kit at the moment.
Although I'm ill... I didn't... Well, this is the French World War I underclothing type stuff.
I thought this was UDIC.
No, no, no, gosh, I'm not that... cravat, really?
I suppose it's quite nice in a way.
What are you people called?
You're called furries, aren't you, or something?
Poilus.
It means furries.
The hairy ones.
No, the ones who get in animal costumes, I meant.
You're bringing on my gold.
That was very mean!
They are called furries, yes.
I wonder if it translates to Poilu in French.
Yeah, you kind of... I think I found the link there, didn't I?
What does Dick do for a hobby again?
I think he's a furry but the by the way I'm sorry carry on I'm going to the 70th birthday party.
That's how old I am.
I've got friends who are turning 70.
Of Big Brian.
You know the one who looks like a tramp like Santa.
It's his birthday.
No, he looks like somebody who kind of wassails with a pint of mead.
He is that.
You're being too kind.
He's my friend and he's one of the most annoying people I know.
But it's his birthday and we're...
We go down to the King Charles II in kit, because that's what he likes, and I'm wearing my kit.
And look, my new forager.
See that thing?
Like a brady thing that they wear over their shoulders?
It's called a forager.
It's a very French thing.
A whole regiment will get awarded them, like the Croix de Guerre has one, but that one's the Croix de Combat.
which is slightly lesser.
So it's green and yellow, and you wear it over your shoulder, and it's a load of cords and flounders with a little pencil-type thing.
And that's my new purchase.
So I'm looking forward to rocking that tonight.
I'm glad you're keeping alive these words, like flounders, which aren't a fish.
No.
I mean what's a flounder when it's not a fish?
Well it's a kind of the flounder bit is the sort of woven um used to be more of an elaborate thing but it's cords and flounders The cords are woven in a very specific way.
I think that's called the drummer's weave or something like that.
And the flounder is kind of like a pattern.
It looks like a sort of thing you might put a kettle on that's woven out of reeds and what have you.
That sort of thing.
But they're cloth and they... Yeah, it's... We've got all the words in reenactment.
All the good stuff.
You know when you reached behind just then?
Yeah?
And you made some grunting noises?
Yeah.
Do you know who you sounded like?
Exactly like.
Exactly like.
Uh, I thought you were going to say that.
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
Yeah, yeah.
We are turning into our father.
Listen, I spend time with him every week and so I don't see this as a bad thing.
You're a good son.
Well, it's not a duty thing.
I enjoy doing it.
He lives nearby.
He enjoys the company of my friends and my friends enjoy his company and he's an absolute font of knowledge.
So, you know, it's great to be living near him.
I agree, and I think we've been very lucky with our parents.
Definitely, yes.
Maybe that's why we are the way we are.
Yeah.
Well, obviously it is actually, duh!
Yeah.
Although, I don't know about you, but if I tried explaining that to my kids, and said, you realise that everything you are, you've kind of got me and your mum to thank us for.
I don't think they'd take very kindly to that.
Well, I get the accusation that Oliver has inherited my hairline, but not my ability to grow a moustache, so he curses me for both.
It's sort of like, why didn't I get the moustache gene, but not the hairline thing?
And of course, he's completely unlike me in every other way.
Or he thinks he is.
Actually, the fact that he's so contrary is exactly me.
But, you know, you can't be in agreement with your father when you're in your 20s, can you?
Yeah.
I was going to quote some Oscar Wilde at you there, and then I suddenly thought, oh, I hate Oscar Wilde.
He was just part of the Psy-Op.
When did you rabbit hole Oscar Wilde?
Well, I did an essay on famous quotes.
Yeah, yeah, I read that one.
Which of course are all made up.
And they're designed to steer us in a particular direction.
Direction because everyone is is really so basic and stupid that they prefer to live their life according to these These aphorisms that probably weren't even spoken by the people that they're pictured speaking them on the internet with a with a photograph Yeah, yeah, yeah white on black lettering saying with quote and you think oh, well, I don't believe everything you heard here on the internet Mark Twain mmm All that and I just suddenly thought
I don't think the importance of being earnest is that funny.
I think that the reason... A HANDBAG!
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly, that's it.
I mean, why is that funny?
A HANDBAG!
And then there's the one about, you know, to lose one thing is a misfortune.
To lose two is carelessness.
It begins to look like carelessness and you're thinking, is it really?
That was the wittiest man of his age.
You know, I have nothing to declare but my genius.
Can you imagine what a twat he must have been when he went... Majesty is like a big, jammed donut with cream on top.
Remember that sketch?
Yes, exactly.
Because it's like that, isn't it?
It reduces it... Yeah, it's a Monty Python piss-take of the whole thing.
Yet again, they had it right on everything.
Suppose you were US immigration and it was the 1880s or whatever and Oscar Wilde has come over to America on his tour and you see this sort of Queenie Bloke with his tie tied too thick, you know, too big a knot at the top and he's sort of coming in with Queenie's cane or something.
Mincing around immigration.
Mincing around like Stephen Fry.
And you just want to check him through, get him out of the way, and he says, I have nothing to declare but my genius.
And you're thinking, but nobody asked you to declare it.
We wanted to usher you through, Mr Wilde, actually.
You know what he wanted though?
He wanted the full search.
He did.
Dick you know that is exactly why he was making those annoying because they don't like it when you try and get smart with them step this way.
Mr. Wilde.
So, so yeah, so you know that the title of the play is basically gay innuendo.
Ernest was was was it was a sort of code word for gay, right?
So the play is really the importance of being a great big bender when you're not allowed to admit it, kind of thing.
So you've got that.
And then you've got the evidence of all the other plays, which are so shite.
They make the importance of being earnest look like Shakespeare if he'd existed, but he didn't, of course, or at least he didn't write the plays.
So I don't know.
And then you've got The Happy Prince.
I mean, what's that about?
It'd be a good pub question, wouldn't it?
Name anything by Oscar Wilde apart from the importance of being earnest.
There's a picture of Dorian Gray, and there's a ballad of Redding J. You know what, though?
I don't think anyone would get those.
I didn't know Dorian Gray was Oscar Wilde.
Okay, but the Ballad of Reading Jail is designed to imprint on him, print him on the public consciousness as a game arter.
So all these literary figures, they're selected for a particular purpose.
So like James Joyce is selected to just fuck up the novel, you know, and to divide the generations in the same way that Stravinsky was in classical music, you know, to ruin everything.
Anyway, I dealt with this on I went on a Norwegian podcast the other day.
It was really good.
Yeah?
Do you know the best thing about it?
No, it was better than that.
Better than that?
Alright.
Yeah.
Well, because English is derived partly from Old Norse, so they could understand pretty well what I was saying.
And they appreciated, you know, that I spoke English pretty well.
And one of the guys, apparently, was not Awake.
Not as red-pilled as we are.
How many are on this podcast?
Two of them.
And this one guy, apparently my appearance just had an effect on him.
I turned him.
A bit like Oscar Wilde turned me.
Not a negative effect?
No.
A positive effect?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
No, no.
This guy suddenly... It was like, it was like I suddenly... The scales fell from his eyes.
Hmm.
Well, I mean, I could be, I could be, I could be exaggerating, but I think that that's what I gather.
Right.
Maybe you should listen to the podcast.
Do you know what?
I'm so, so far behind because I work in such a small office now that to put headphones on and listen to podcasts all the time while I'm working would be deeply anti-social and that was my key podcasting time.
It's difficult to get it all in.
I do enjoy it when I'm listening, but obviously some are more fun than others.
What?
Yes.
Name the ones that are not fun.
The one when you talked about, um, there was a writer one that was quite a deep sort of, was it a James Joyce one?
Oh, about T.S.
Eliot.
T.S.
Eliot.
Well it was quite, it was one of the more, um, it was certainly more literary, and it was quite, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Yeah, there you go.
But I did mostly tie it in to the fact that everything is a conspiracy, which it is.
Yeah.
But this is why people like the Dick and James ones, because it's never going to get too intellectually demanding, because I'm on it.
Exactly.
I had someone claim the other day that I'm the clever version of you.
Yeah.
And I found it very flattering, but I said, you know what, that's kind of the other way around.
Oh no, no, you're much cleverer than him.
I said, really not.
He just seems flaky because there's so much going on in his head.
That's how I explain it with you.
And you know, all that stuff is just trying to get out.
That is so true.
Well, I know you.
You're my brother.
I know it's all in there.
Yeah.
I trust you.
I know it almost disables you for every other function in life.
So, you know, I wouldn't change places with you.
Thank you very much.
I'm quite happy being me.
Do you know what?
That is the problem.
You've actually, well, I suppose you would know this being my brother and my sort of closest long-term associate.
But it is the main problem being with me.
There is so much going on that it does cripple me.
I'm useless for everything else.
Yeah, this is why you need help.
I do.
Not so much a carer, but just a sort of an assistant.
Permanent assistant.
Good luck with that.
Like Nurse Ratched in One Flew Over The Cooker's Nest.
I need somebody to... Well, that would be more on the carer front, but yes.
Yeah.
Dick, we haven't talked about the big event, the big thing.
Which is?
That's coming up.
All our people are people losing it.
Over the Israel thing.
Oh gosh, that.
I thought you were talking about the David Icke thing, which is going to be great by the way.
Oh, actually we should mention that.
Are you looking forward to that?
Very much.
I am as well.
Apparently I've got a part to play in it.
Ah, I was hoping you might.
Well that would be good.
I think our main challenge, and I'm not sure how I'm obviously not embarrassed to ask him about the lizard people.
In fact, it's going to be probably my main theme throughout the evening.
Yeah.
Because why not?
I mean, they are basically...
They are the Anunnaki, aren't they?
They're the Nephilim.
They're the fallen angels.
I don't think you've got anything weirder than what he's got.
So I think it's a meeting of minds.
It's going to be fantastic and we love all his family.
I think I've met just about all of them and they're all fantastic.
So, you know, it's a marriage made in heaven really.
It's going to be great.
But I think our challenge is going to make him to lighten up a bit.
And I'm not sure whether we...
I've never known him sort of tell a joke or crack a laugh.
Well, we'll have to see on that one, won't we?
Yeah, yeah.
When I'm the warm up man...
I'll look up in the big bumper compendium of alien and lizard people jokes and see whether there's anything that might tickle his fancy.
Hey, listen, we were raised with lizards, so, you know, if anyone is going to be an expert, it's going to be us.
Well, this is the thing, Dick.
I wonder, OK, so we know that from, for example, our favourite psalm, Thou shalt tread on the lion and adder, the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample on defeat.
So that's two reptiles being trodden down in that particular verse.
And depending on what the version is, it even mentions basilisk in Coverdale, doesn't it?
Does it?
Basilisk?
Yes.
In one of them.
We had a basilisk.
We had a basilisk and I've actually seen basilisks in the wild in Costa Rica.
Have you seen them running on water?
Yes, that's why they're called the Jesus Lizard.
I have seen them.
I can describe the area where I saw them running across the water.
It was the mouth of this river opening out onto the sea with these huge breakers and apparently Did I make this up or maybe is it true?
I think that sharks and crocodiles come to battle each other in the mouth of this river.
I love the sound of this place.
It sounds like good swimming.
It sounds like it ought to be true, doesn't it?
It sounds like this is the place you want to go wild swimming.
Did I tell you at this place, Dick, about the tape here?
I'm not sure you did.
But I'm sure you haven't told our audience.
So a tapir is like a giant jungle pig with a long sort of anteatery snout.
Yeah.
A bit like that.
To get to this, this is one of the more remote game reserves or whatever they're called, wildlife park, preserved area in Costa Rica.
And you reach it by this arduous journey, you can only get there by boat.
And you have to go for an hour through these quite rough seas and then you land through the breakers, the kind of breakers you can imagine if your ship was moored off there in the 19th century and you had to send your gig ashore.
You could easily easily get sort of um upturned and eaten by the sharks you got came on the way and it was that kind of surf.
So you so you so these boats come in on the surf and you and you all you all wade ashore and and then you form into groups and and your guide is allocated to you.
So while we're doing all this on the beach this this tape here Suddenly appears and starts walking through through everyone and and then was cool.
What's that?
I think it's a tapir and I'm thinking should I should I take a photograph of this?
I don't know.
I mean that the bloody tape is probably everywhere.
You know, they're tame.
They just come they wander amid amid the crowds.
And so I thought, no, I'll photograph them later on when they're in a more kind of realistic setting.
So we carry on into this game reserve, and then I said to the guy, well, so that's normal, isn't it, right, when the tapir comes and walks among the people?
He said, no.
He said, this never happens.
Normally we have to go for hours to look for the tapirs, and often we never see them.
I thought, oh no, I didn't take a photograph.
There's a moral to that story.
And it probably goes something along the lines of photograph your tapir when you can, because there may not be another chance.
Never look a gift tapir in the snout.
In the snout.
So anyway, we can now move on to Israel, which segues nicely from tapirs to Israel.
It's a natural segue.
I wonder if anyone's done that before, ever, on a podcast?
Segue from tapirs to Israel.
Yeah.
No, this is a first, and I'm claiming it, and I'd like anyone to prove otherwise.
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, that's a good challenge.
I bet they couldn't.
But you do get some people who do that kind of thing.
They say, right, OK, you're on.
If they can do that, credit to them.
Kudos for finding that connection.
Respect.
So anyway, we've got to change our allegiance now from Slava Ukraini to, what is it, I stand with Israel?
I stand with Israel, I guess.
Yeah.
Which would have been good a few years ago when our plan was to do a podcast called Dick and James do Israel.
And we were going to learn Krav Maga.
With guest star Doron.
Doron.
We were going to go around that place where you shoot grannies and people carrying their shopping.
Yep.
And then we were going to presumably go to the Dead Sea and read the newspaper and we're probably going to go to Masada and all these other... I'm probably going to eat... What's it called?
With the restaurants whose cookery we like.
We're going to do all this stuff and now we can't because we realize that Israel itself is part of the same system that gave us 9-11, the fake moon landings, the
the Kennedy assassination, and the building of the Third Temple, which will signal the, you know, end times and the Antichrist, and then it'll be game over.
So our views have shifted slightly.
I still love my Jewish friends, still love the Israelis, but I don't like the...
This is part of the problem.
When you come out on the side of, like, not utterly condemning Palestine, PLO, Hamas, whatever...
of obviously the anti-Semitic thing is the first one the normies will reach for.
But it doesn't mean that you don't think what happened is horrific.
I mean, as you know, I've got friends who just escaped with their lives and live on one of the kibbutzes.
They're from Walsh.
Let me talk to you about that.
Let me talk to you about that.
Because that's, you see, that's even you.
You see, I'm not even, I've got my doubts about this.
Can I tell you my theory?
I'm writing a sub stack about this at the moment, actually.
Look, OK.
Number one, what's happening is very obviously has been timed to happen at this particular juncture.
There is simply no way from what we know about Israel, which is, and everyone knows this, it's got the best military in the world, the best intelligence services in the world, the best surveillance in the world, the best technology in the world, and the most closely guarded borders in the world.
Those five things do not all fail simultaneously, with mysterious stand down orders being issued.
With a seven hour response time to actually send in military to the most vulnerable communities in their country, which isn't huge anyway.
And particularly these settlements, particularly the ones exposed, they're very heavily armed, they're very well trained, everyone has done service in the military, there are helicopters available that can come in in short space.
Five minutes to scramble an attack helicopter apparently.
So, knowing all this, you have a choice to make.
Either you can go, yeah, but cock-ups do happen.
Just amazing, all this stuff failed at the same time.
Or...
This was the Netanyahu regime planned all this in cahoots with Hamas, which after all was created and funded by Israel.
I'm with you all the way on this bit, but I have no doubt that Israel were complicit in it.
So then you go to the next bit.
Everyone in Israel pretty much has spent time in the military.
We've seen Doron.
We've seen what's called Fauda.
We've seen the camaraderie and also the intimate knowledge of how the system works and everything.
If you were planning an event like this, If you were having a kind of a thing that's meant to happen, which is obviously what it was, because you can't come over on hang gliders and in pickup trucks and get away with it unless it was meant to happen.
No one would have expected the pickup trucks.
No one would have expected it.
And of course everyone knows a hang glider is, there's no defense against a hang glider.
So then this is just a question I'm going to ask, because I don't know the answer, because don't forget that there are millions and millions and millions of dollars being poured into the disinformation campaign.
They control the media, they control everything, so they've got this one pretty covered.
If you were Netanyahu, planning this operation and you wanted, you were going to allow Hamas, a bunch of terrorists across your border.
Would you find it acceptable to just let these people run on the rampage and kill loads and loads of your people?
I would argue that the the sort of semi answer is yes yes you would because because people like Netanyahu are evil psychopaths who don't who don't really care about their own people look at what happened during the the Pfizer vaccine rollout which killed many more Israelis than have died in in this particular thing but at the same time Could you risk it being found out?
There are just too many people who would know what was going on, and so...
I don't think that anyone in the Israeli, maybe at the higher levels, maybe, but not at the lower levels of the IDF and so on, of the planning, would allow a situation where Israelis were just allowed to get massacred with troops being stood down and terrorists allowed to kind of wreck havoc across the border for that length of time.
I don't believe it would be allowed to happen because too many loose tongues would speak about this and there would be too much outrage.
So what do you do instead?
You do another kind of fake operation, where you have this rave being staged, probably involving complicit members of the intelligence and the IDF.
Uh, and you, you, you, you fake most of it.
I don't doubt, by the way, that innocent Israelis, civilians, were, were murdered, massacred, you know, whatever.
I'm sure there was, you know, bad stuff did happen, but I don't think bad stuff happened as Sold to us and I also suspect that a lot of the people who were killed in, who were allegedly massacred, were actually killed in the crossfire of gun battles between the IDF and these Hamas people.
So your story, people like you, I'm not saying this in a nasty way, but you helped contribute to the lie of the Psy-Op because you know somebody who was there, who was nearly killed according to your understanding of the events, but you don't know that.
All you know is that maybe they were forced to hide in their bunker for a long time while all this shit was going on, but you don't know what shit was actually going on.
Do you see what I mean?
Their place was definitely burnt to the ground around them.
And they definitely had neighbours killed.
Yeah, okay.
But I'm saying that people were killed in the crossfires and stuff.
This friend of friends of yours was saying that what?
That as it appeared in the newspapers?
Well no, they were one of the stories in the newspapers.
They were in their safe room where they were told to go because there was a missile strike.
And while they were there, their place was burnt down around them.
And they could hear Arab voices up above ransacking their place, smashing everything up.
And then they set fire to the place.
They nearly got burned out of their shelter.
The gas seal on their on their shelter went and the smoke started pouring in so they were there for something like 12 hours I think it was and it was seven hours before the voices turned from Arabic to Israeli voices and even then they had to wait longer and then they were Pulled out through the window of their shelter.
Now, my take is not that it was exactly as it's been explained to us in the media, but that the delay was the Israeli complicity.
That's a given.
That is an absolute given.
Yeah.
But in a way, that's more shocking, isn't it?
I'd almost been, I mean, You could be absolutely right, which is why I'm saying I was just floating the idea.
I just don't know.
But there have been certain things which support my theory.
People have talked about this, about the curious appearance of the ravers at this rave.
It did not look like people who'd spent the last 12 hours peeled off their faces in the desert.
So, but let's part that one for a moment.
Well, I'm going for the more normie answer, but it's still a massive conspiracy theory in most people's view, in that it isn't as it's been presented to us.
Naughty, naughty Hamas, planning this for two years, they managed to work out a time where
Where the outpost wouldn't be manned and they could slip through unnoticed and somehow they got seven hours free play At a border where apparently even a cat walking along the fence would have been auto machine gunned so yeah, yeah, it's there is definitely it definitely doesn't add up, but I'm way further down the normie line than you and
However, it's only a question of the level of complicity and just how evil they are.
It's either that they let these murderous bastards across and allowed them to go on a killing spree.
In that version of events, can you imagine how horrible it must have been when you're an Israeli?
And you've been brought up in a country where you know how good your military is, and you know what the response times are.
And you trust them, and rely on them.
And you trust them.
And you can live a happy life in your kibbutz despite being two miles from the border with your apparent enemy.
And you know that if push came to shove, they'll be there in certainly a matter of minutes.
Half an hour.
Definitely less than an hour.
Half an hour max.
Yeah.
But then to go for many hours.
They've been appallingly let down.
And this is why, whichever side you choose, your sympathy has got to be with the general population of each of those countries.
And you know that both sides of their leadership are thoroughly rotten.
Well, I've written two pieces on the subject so far, and I'm going to write a third when I float my theory.
But this is the only thing to me that matters, is that when atrocities like this happen, We need to remember who the real enemy is, who's behind it.
We don't want to be just sort of blaming the foot soldiers who got given the orders, whether for money or ideology or whatever.
The people who need to be brought to justice are the people ultimately responsible.
We're not even talking Netanyahu level, we're talking way above him.
We're talking the people who pull the strings.
The people who invented the whole kind of Jewish-Muslim tensions, the whole... and the people who...
Who create these wars in order to suppress populations and to increase their power base around the world?
Well, look at World War I, which I'm representing now.
I mean, imagine our view when we were kids of World War I. You know, we would definitely not have been conscientious objectors, would we?
Oh, no, no.
We'd have probably volunteered.
We'd have been up there in the trench together if we'd been allowed, because they would have separated families.
You know, all those men shivering at knee-deep in mud, it's the same situation.
They were fighting a completely fabricated war, not for the reasons that anyone in history has put forward since, but because ultimately, as you said to Neil Oliver, satanic blood sacrifice.
But even down below that level, that there was Bankers and and all the money reasons for this thing happening money in control and You know every war every war in history.
It seems we've got completely wrong and this one's no different.
Oh We yes us you mean we've misjudged it we thought well we we the general General population us pre-war.
Yeah Have you not got to the stage where?
you look at the I was talking about this with John, the John Waters podcast is good, you'll enjoy that one, and just, I look at my shelves and I look at the history books, and I think, I might as well go on a kind of, a Nazi-style, if the Nazis really ever did this, I doubt everything now, a Nazi-style book-burning session, what is the point of reading these
These history books written by historians who are essentially pitching their narrative in the interests of the predator class who hate us and have distorted history and want us to believe this lie about history and how it happened.
We had a film night organised by Worcester Stand in the Park.
We had it over in Ledbury.
Was it They Live?
Yes.
How did you know?
No.
Yes.
I was jokingly trying to think what might be... What would be the perfect film for stand-in-the-park types.
Most of us had never seen it before and it's brilliant.
it's just so perfect and you know and I was thinking that because I was in Waterstones earlier just killing a bit of time and I was looking at the history section and it was kind of like lies
lies lies lies lies and I'm like you and even looking across at the new biography stuff funnily enough I was looking for Graham Linehan's new book because I'd heard that he'd been
Kind of delist, quietly delisted from bookshops, and I thought I'd see if this is true, and I went in to see if it was on the shelves, because it's quite a big book, quite an important book, and certainly it should be on the shelves there.
And I used to play this trick with your books, because Waterstones didn't like you, they rarely carried your books.
And I'd go in and look for them, because it was a bit of a buzz to find my brother's books on the shelves.
And of course it wasn't there, the Graham Linehan book wasn't there.
It's funny how he's been thrust into our side of the argument, isn't it?
He used to be... I respect him much more now I know that he's not... he's not stalked.
Yeah, well, I like him more each day, and I'm really glad I never actually fully said... Although, he hated us for our climate skepticism.
He was always trying to poke fun at us.
But I never got to the point where I said, and your comedy's rubbish anyway.
Because, actually, it quite patently obviously isn't.
He's a comedy genius.
But yeah, he's definitely Team Us now.
It's quite amusing what strange bedfellows this has made.
Is he Team Us?
I think so, little by little.
Have you asked him about climate change?
Yeah, but he'll have to come around to that in the end.
He'll have to realise that's just another one of the lies.
But rather than being Nursery Slope's conspiracy theory, which climate change should be for everyone, he might find it more advanced.
I'm certainly not.
He's welcome to pay a visit to my foxhole any time and we can have a chat.
We have maybe a cigarette and a cup of tea, char.
Compare uniforms, see what the Irish uniform is like.
I'll lend him my binoculars and we can have a look at the enemy positions.
Would it be one of the trench ones that go up over the top of the parapet?
Yeah, the periscope thing.
Because I'm not, but I'm not going to be going, okay, you are now my, my mate, my, my, what are they, what are your buddies called in the, in the, in the English military?
What do they call them in quartered safe out here?
Well, that's what I'm trying to remember.
Maras.
What?
Mara.
Mara.
I wouldn't say it was my Mara yet.
That's a Northumbrian term though, isn't it?
It is.
I can't do a Northumbrian accent.
Can you?
You could start with, I suppose, a bacon sort of wayay man, more like a bastard.
Wayay man.
That's good.
Yeah.
So I wouldn't tell him to hide away and shite.
No.
But, but I'd be wary because I don't know.
It's like you think about all the people and I'm not saying he's one of them, but all the people who say stuff that we like to hear, who are in fact the enemies.
So, there's Jordan Peterson, who's really good on I Forget Now.
Yes, Monster in Kathy Newman.
There's RFK, who's really okay-ish, I mean, on vaccines.
He doesn't go all the way.
He still pretends that AIDS was a thing, I think, or halfway does.
And then you've got Russell Brand, who's good on something or other, I forget.
And you can make a long list of people who say the right things on some issues, but don't have the full set.
And I think unless you've got the full set, you really shouldn't be allowed to play.
Yeah, but it's... I think you're right in the fact that they visit you in your trench, but they probably don't want to be in your foxhole, and that's fine.
But I think the difference would be that if you bumped into him in a bar, You'd buy him a drink and have a laugh, whereas before you might have chucked an insult at each other and avoided each other.
It doesn't mean to say that you'll be getting a room together later that night, but... No.
And having bum sex.
No.
No.
I'm not gonna... Whatever you say to it, I'm not gonna have bum sex with Graham Lillan.
No?
Just not.
No.
Sorry.
Okay.
I'm sure that message will get over to him eventually.
Yeah, but I'd have his favourite cocktail with him.
I'd have a pink lady or whatever it is he likes to drink.
Why do you assume that?
You're going to set me off again.
Sorry.
Sorry.
So, I was going to say something really interesting but I can't remember what it was.
What might it have been?
Well, did we finish Israel?
Yes, we did.
That's what I was going to say!
Oh, Dick!
What?
Oh, the trials of being a Christian.
Right.
Other Christians, the ones that, particularly the keen of evangelical Zionists, who go Well, it's in the Bible.
Like, God's really on the side of Israel and the Jews.
They're his chosen people.
And so you've got to completely back Israel in this, don't you understand?
And you're thinking, Well, yeah, there's a few details that you kind of haven't really grasped.
Have you encountered these people?
Oh, no, for sure, yeah.
Yeah, I've been trying to kind of avoid because I don't want to fall out with any of them, but... No!
I mean, there's enough things to split us already without actually engaging in the others.
OK, I'm going to read you one now.
Right.
I won't mention the name because that would be cruel.
James, as a fellow believer, I will be praying for you and hoping that you learn to discern more carefully.
I hope you don't mind me saying, but it seems like you could read scripture more and start listening to sound ministers like John MacArthur, whoever he is.
The Old Testament is very clear that the Jews are God's chosen people.
And as Christians, we are instructed to pray for them.
May God be with you, guide you and keep you.
I mean, talk about a passive aggressive assault.
I came up with a fairly useful analogy, which I'm kind of I'm kind of thinking still works.
And people say, well, as a Christian, mostly normie, non-Christian types who say to me, how do you feel about the Jews?
And surely they are God's chosen people and Christians are kind of just also rands.
And I say, well, I see it as the Army sees the Navy.
The Navy is the senior service, and the Army has to acknowledge that.
But if you say to people in the Army, wouldn't you rather be in the Navy?
They'd laugh at you!
God's sake, not that bunch of puffs!
But, you know, they get to march at the front of the parades.
They get to wear their little round hats and their little flappy things at the back.
And they are acknowledged.
They get to play the biscuit game in the wardrobe.
The biscuit game, yes.
But they are given the respect that's due to them.
And they get to say Mike of Cocoa number one.
They get all of that.
They get their tot.
And they're wet.
Do you know what a wet is?
It's when there's hardly any rum in the bottle and you just literally wet your lips with it.
Oh!
Yeah.
They get Rum, Sodomy and the Lash.
And the Lash.
Anyway, so in this thing, the Jews are the Navy, the Army is the rest of us, and same with the RAF.
The RAF is the junior service in all of this.
They have to supposedly look up to both the Army and the Navy, but they feel superior to both, so they can all muck along and understand their place in the scheme of things, but the one wouldn't want to be the other.
That is a very tactful and amusing get-out.
That's what I do, tactful and amusing.
I would... I can do amusing, but I'm not so good at the first one.
The tactful, not so much.
Oish!
Tactful already?
Oi mate!
So, I think...
One thing you must have... Actually, do you know what?
I have to take my jumper off.
Do you know why?
I'll tell you in a moment.
I can't wait.
"Wait, the suspense is killing me." We obviously haven't got the heating on in the house yet.
Right.
Because why would you if you were paying the bills?
Yeah.
But we have in this room where I am now Because we had a leak the other night.
We thought it was the roof and it wasn't the roof.
This leak went on for like four days and we were trying to get people around to deal with it and everyone was sort of washing their hands because it was the weekend and so on.
And eventually we got a joiner round to do what was basically a plumber's job.
And I asked him, would you rather be a joiner or a plumber, which is harder?
And he said, oh, much better to be a joiner or a carpenter.
I said, yeah, Jesus was a carpenter.
And he said, yeah, one of the best.
Anyway, so he used his joiner skills to mend this pipe.
And it was a copper pipe.
And it was the copper pipe that feeds the hot water into the header tank that does the radiators.
I'm giving you too much detail.
Here's the interesting detail though.
So we looked at this copper pipe and it had this hole in it.
The sort of hole that you might make if you'd, say, put a nail in it.
And so we then examined the wooden covery thing that goes over the pipes to hide them to see whether, you know, no way had we done that.
And we said, well, how can a hole like that appear in a copper pipe unless you've put a nail in it or something?
And the man said, ah, He said in the 90s, during the collapse of the Soviet Union, lots of substandard piping with inadequate copper content came over, and this could have been one of those pipes.
So it just has a fault in the metal?
Just a hole appeared.
Anyway, went through the ceiling, soaked the floor, soaked the bed, soaked everything, which is why I've got the heating on, which is why I took off my jumper.
There you go.
I don't have that on my bingo card.
No.
Going back to the whole, you must have noticed this, okay, so you've discovered that you're a Christian, you want to know more about it all, you want to know all the stats and all the details, all the characters, who Elijah was, you know, remind yourself who Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego were, and what they did in the fiery furnace, all this stuff, but you also want to know about what does it all mean, what's the stuff That I'm supposed to believe, what's wrong?
Am I not supposed to believe?
Who does this?
Who does that?
Why are the differences between the churches?
Where there is wiggle room?
Wiggle room sort of thing?
Exactly.
Yeah?
Exactly.
And where you're going off piste.
And, you know, I don't think there's anything wrong with going off piste, but you've just got to have, you know, you've got to... Oh, it's where I spend most of my time apparently.
Is it?
Yeah, well, I mean, with my Thursday Circle group, we've got no guidance, we're finding our own way, but between us, there's enough people who know enough about the Bible, and when we occasionally get a vicar in, they'll say, ah, yeah, interesting you should ask that, the conventional thinking is this, but some people say that, but that is complete heresy.
And I tell them, right, and this is the sort of stuff we want.
But if you were in a church, if you were, say, doing the Alpha Course, you'd be said, no, It's this way.
Everything else is heresy.
And we're not like that.
We want the wiggle room.
We want the options.
And we want to have thought it out for ourselves before we get told what the convention is.
And we're finding our own way.
And it's really interesting.
And it makes you think a lot more.
It is really interesting.
I also think it's why we appeal to awake people.
Why we're so successful at evangelising the awake.
Because we're dealing with people who are sceptical about everything.
Exactly.
And we don't want to do the language of the evangelist.
Because I still find evangelical language a little bit cringe.
And I can't do it.
I have to speak in layman's terms.
And if that involves a little bit of sweariness every now and again, I think you're catching more flies with honey than you are with vinegar.
It's one of those things.
All this.
All this.
So, OK.
So, we've established that there are many different perspectives on Scripture, on the... and on the history of the Church.
I mean, there's even... I heard this today, and I...
I'm sort of mildly convinced that Constantine was basically the enemy.
Constantine was part of the rulers of the darkness of this world.
He co-opted Christianity in the third century.
And the development of the church since is not on lines that Jesus would have wanted.
So anyway, there are massively differing opinions on scripture, on tradition and so on.
But there are also massively differing opinions on the texts.
On the scriptures themselves, on the translations, on the quality of the translations, on the accuracy of the translations.
So you've got the Septuagint, which is the Greek version, and you've got the Hebrew version, and then you've got the various, you know, the King James Version, and the Tyndale, and so on, the Geneva Bible.
There is lots of dispute about all these.
And there are particular disputes about terms like Jews and what exactly is meant by a Jew.
Was Jesus technically a Jew or was he not a Jew?
And depending on which person you are reading this stuff, I mean, if you're a Zionist, Evangelical in America, obviously, duh, Jesus was a Jew, and how can you say otherwise?
But if you're a scholar of the history of that people, well, not necessarily.
He was a Nazarene.
I mean, I'm not familiar with all the details of this, but okay, so you've got that one.
You've got the fact that the very term Jew does not appear until quite late in the Bible.
You've got the historical fact that the children of Israel, you think about the children of Israel, who they were, the 12 tribes, how long ago was that?
That's at least 3,000 years ago, right?
Well, in that time, these people will have migrated from that sort of pivotal part of the world.
Palestine, Israel, Judea, whatever, the passageway through which all the rest of the world travelled, those populations would have exploded outwards.
And it's entirely conceivable that there are people in Ethiopia has one of the Lost Tribes of Israel.
Another of the Lost Tribes of Israel ended up in Wales.
So, the notion that there is this sort of specially select race now, who are called the Jews, and that they are... When everyone reads in the Bible about the Children of Israel, most instantly go, well, of course, it's those people with the black and white outfits and the skull caps and stuff.
It's much more complicated than that.
Yeah, and to have this sort of basic this sort of Peter and Jane level on this.
It's more like a spot the dog level understanding of the Bible, which says, oh, it says Israel and it says Jews.
and that God's chosen people, therefore, that must mean we must support Netanyahu.
Seems to me so, so basic trust the plan level of sort of stupid level Christianity that I'm kind of disappointed.
And then to be accused of lack of discernment by these people is like being, it's like when I was at school and I was much cleverer than the boys in my year in my house.
And they went, oh, Dellingpole, just because of that thing where I was away with the fairies all the time, because I was so much cleverer than them and I was just thinking too many thoughts.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
It's annoying when we've suddenly got this Christianity thing.
I would say suddenly, obviously.
It's been bubbling under all these years anyway.
And it's not like we've never been completely outside of faith, but suddenly you think everyone who's a Christian is automatically your friends, and yet there's a lot of them who... They sort of are.
Yeah, they sort of are, and they definitely should be, but there's so many of them who would hate pretty much everything we stand for.
And that's kind of frustrating.
Which is why I keep on searching from church to church to try and find one that I can abide for a Sunday service.
So, you know, that search continues.
I told you didn't I about the compulsion I had the other day to go to church.
So I went to this, I was shopping around and I ended up in this when there were about six or seven of us and we went through the morning prayers using the Book of Common Prayer and I was thinking these people are probably all vaccinated and they probably all believe Slava Ukraine and stuff like this.
But at the same time, I look back at that moment and I think, yes, but we were sitting, we were spending time, you know, 45 minutes together in that church, which had been a place of worship for centuries.
Reciting this text written by Cranmer and others, and doing our bit for expressing our worship and thanks to God.
And I was thinking, what we were doing was real, even though it was flawed.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Some are better than others.
I think you're mourning choral mass at Hereford Cathedral.
Choral matins at Hereford.
I've done it three times now.
Did I tell you the one time I did it and there were a lovely couple, young couple there because they'd heard about it on this podcast?
They turned up.
You did?
Yeah, it was lovely.
But we went, there were I think seven of us who turned up the other week for it and I had a lovely coffee afterwards in our favorite cafe by the riverside.
And they did a Coral's Taydeum, and it was absolutely it was just transporting.
It was just you know I was almost in tears my eyes were watering up because it was just so really yeah, so If you're ever down on a Saturday, we'll have to make a point of getting along to it on the Sunday It's a little bit of a drive It's like 40 minutes, but it's well worth it.
And then you can do without all the nonsense that you'd have to put up with elsewhere.
You don't want anything to sort of jar.
You want that experience to be as close to perfection as it can be.
And so far, this is the service that does it for me.
Have you, by the way, heard that thing?
I put it up on my Telegram channel.
The brothers and sisters who do Gregorian chant and they do a version of Psalm 91.
Yes, I've seen it on YouTube.
I think Celia Farber put it up on her sub stack.
It's very good.
I kind of, it's a shame that you and I can't, and, and, and, uh, Hal, can't sing.
Because otherwise we too could form a... Poop yourself, bro!
You've got the beard for it, like the, like the bloke has.
Hey, listen, I, I, if, if someone would fund me to, to train as a, a monk, I'd, uh, I'd jump at it.
Oh, Dick!
What?
You feel the same way.
Yeah.
That's kind of what I... That's my... I'd want someone to look after my family financially and I'd be off doing monk training.
Oh, that's really sad.
That's kind of how I'm feeling.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's the whole bias of monastery.
Well, it would need to be one of those... Is that the little one?
No, there's that one in Russia, I think, or is it in... It's near some lakes.
I worry about the mosquitoes might be bad.
Or Mount Athos or somewhere.
I mean, this is the problem, isn't it?
Do you imagine there are any monasteries in our country that aren't basically woke?
Yes, I should imagine that they've managed to fight off the majority of that bollocks.
Do you think?
Well, especially the silent orders.
That could be a challenge for our viewers and listeners.
That could be instead of Dick and James do Israel, Dick and James go monk hunting.
I just want to sit and ruminate manuscripts all day, and do a lot of chanting.
And sing Gregorian plain song, plain chant.
I never saw this coming, but yes, I'd love to spend my life doing that.
Obviously you'd have to go without some things, but you know what?
I think I'm ready.
I'd quite like... Do you think there's any... I know this is being a bit picky, but... Do you think there are any monsters with a kind of equine tradition?
The Mounted Monks of Montevideo, or something like that?
Yeah.
How cool would that be?
Riding around in their clothes, billowing in the wind.
And your hood flies off behind you.
Huh?
Why are you mounted?
Because God ordained it so.
And you'd have a staff.
And you'd be like Gandalf.
That is the hard thing, isn't it?
Working out what God wants and trying to work out, discern that from what the demons are telling you and what your kind of own desires are telling you.
I'm not sure it's the age-old problem for Christians.
Yeah, and we're warned about this sort of thing.
The deception.
Anyway, we've done our time.
And I'll probably do another cup of tea.
And I've got to fortify myself for tonight's drinks.
With my kit on, and my old man beard.
And I'll leave you to your damp room.
So if I disappear, you know, I've either been killed in a hunting accident, or I've retreated to a monastery, to the Mounted Monks of Montevideo.
And it's a great monastery.
I mean, I'm not just there for the horses, Dick.
Not just there for the horses, but the horses would just make it that little bit extra.
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Which is actually a good, you know, he understands me like you understand me.
But I would say that that rule doesn't apply to everyone.
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