The Delingpod - James Delingpole - John McAfee - a taster...
Aired: 2020-05-23
Duration: 02:29


=== Muy Complicado Photoshoot (02:29) ===

[00:00:00]  Someone taking fucking photos inside a Dominican Republic jail.
[00:00:05]  Now, when's the last time that ever happened?
[00:00:08]  So, you guys can go on to Twitter and search it or search it on the internet.
[00:00:12]  John McAfee, Janice McAfee, jail, Dominican Republic.
[00:00:17]  And you're going to have some very smiling photos of me.
[00:00:21]  No goddamn mattresses.
[00:00:23]  What's a fucking mattress for?
[00:00:24]  You know, mattresses in real life?
[00:00:26]  No.
[00:00:26]  Sleeping on the concrete floor or on these crisscrossed wires.
[00:00:31]  We don't give a flying fuck.
[00:00:33]  No, that's the reality.
[00:00:34]  So we've got those photos on the goddamn internet.
[00:00:38]  He did a little photo shoot there.
[00:00:41]  Why?
[00:00:42]  Listen, I'm going to tell you where I'm going.
[00:00:45]  My exit from this life is right around the corner.
[00:00:52]  And I promise you people, between here and that fucking corner will be a thousand lifetimes for the average fucking person.
[00:01:01]  End of story.
[00:01:03]  Well said.
[00:01:05]  How did you get out?
[00:01:07]  How did you get out?
[00:01:07]  Tell me what happened next.
[00:01:10]  Yeah, we were able to get to the lawyers the next day.
[00:01:13]  They took us to the head of immigration, and we were able to speak with our lawyers.
[00:01:18]  And that's when they discussed that they had to send us back to America.
[00:01:23]  There's no fighting it.
[00:01:24]  We just had to go.
[00:01:25]  And so John got the lawyers to file a brief to first, before they move us anywhere, that we should be able to speak before the judge.
[00:01:34]  So we wanted them to hear our case.
[00:01:36]  Before they could move us anywhere.
[00:01:38]  And so while they were following the paperwork, John had to stall for time.
[00:01:41]  And so he did that by faking a stroke while they were counting the money that they were returning to us.
[00:01:52]  Yeah, and he had a stroke, so I'm trying to be, you know, emotional, because I know that he's faking.
[00:01:58]  So it was, I mean, it was quite the acting job we both did, I think.
[00:02:02]  There were Emmys or Oscars giving out for real life acting.
[00:02:07]  I mean, real fucking life.
[00:02:09]  Definitely, Oscar.
[00:02:10]  You're in immigration.
[00:02:12]  The head of immigration, who reports the goddamn president of the fucking country...
[00:02:18]  It's right there by his side.
[00:02:20]  He's saying, listen, I'm sorry, it's very, he said, same order.
[00:02:25]  It's muy, muy, muy complicado.